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+George Cruikshank
+
+by William Makepeace Thackeray
+
+
+
+
+* Reprinted from the Westminster Review for June, 1840. (No 66.)
+
+
+Accusations of ingratitude, and just accusations no doubt, are made
+against every inhabitant of this wicked world, and the fact is, that
+a man who is ceaselessly engaged in its trouble and turmoil, borne
+hither and thither upon the fierce waves of the crowd, bustling,
+shifting, struggling to keep himself somewhat above water--fighting
+for reputation, or more likely for bread, and ceaselessly occupied
+to-day with plans for appeasing the eternal appetite of inevitable
+hunger to-morrow--a man in such straits has hardly time to think of
+anything but himself, and, as in a sinking ship, must make his own
+rush for the boats, and fight, struggle, and trample for safety.
+In the midst of such a combat as this, the "ingenious arts, which
+prevent the ferocity of the manners, and act upon them as an
+emollient" (as the philosophic bard remarks in the Latin Grammar)
+are likely to be jostled to death, and then forgotten. The world
+will allow no such compromises between it and that which does not
+belong to it--no two gods must we serve; but (as one has seen in
+some old portraits) the horrible glazed eyes of Necessity are always
+fixed upon you; fly away as you will, black Care sits behind you,
+and with his ceaseless gloomy croaking drowns the voice of all more
+cheerful companions. Happy he whose fortune has placed him where
+there is calm and plenty, and who has the wisdom not to give up his
+quiet in quest of visionary gain.
+
+Here is, no doubt, the reason why a man, after the period of his
+boyhood, or first youth, makes so few friends. Want and ambition
+(new acquaintances which are introduced to him along with his beard)
+thrust away all other society from him. Some old friends remain, it
+is true, but these are become as a habit--a part of your selfishness;
+and, for new ones, they are selfish as you are. Neither member of
+the new partnership has the capital of affection and kindly feeling,
+or can even afford the time that is requisite for the establishment
+of the new firm. Damp and chill the shades of the prison-house
+begin to close round us, and that "vision splendid" which has
+accompanied our steps in our journey daily farther from the east,
+fades away and dies into the light of common day.
+
+And what a common day! what a foggy, dull, shivering apology for
+light is this kind of muddy twilight through which we are about to
+tramp and flounder for the rest of our existence, wandering farther
+and farther from the beauty and freshness and from the kindly
+gushing springs of clear gladness that made all around us green in
+our youth! One wanders and gropes in a slough of stock-jobbing, one
+sinks or rises in a storm of politics, and in either case it is as
+good to fall as to rise--to mount a bubble on the crest of the wave,
+as to sink a stone to the bottom.
+
+The reader who has seen the name affixed to the head of this article
+scarcely expected to be entertained with a declamation upon
+ingratitude, youth, and the vanity of human pursuits, which may seem
+at first sight to have little to do with the subject in hand. But
+(although we reserve the privilege of discoursing upon whatever
+subject shall suit us, and by no means admit the public has any
+right to ask in our sentences for any meaning, or any connection
+whatever) it happens that, in this particular instance, there is an
+undoubted connection. In Susan's case, as recorded by Wordsworth,
+what connection had the corner of Wood Street with a mountain
+ascending, a vision of trees, and a nest by the Dove? Why should
+the song of a thrush cause bright volumes of vapor to glide through
+Lothbury, and a river to flow on through the vale of Cheapside? As
+she stood at that corner of Wood Street, a mop and a pail in her
+hand most likely, she heard the bird singing, and straight-way began
+pining and yearning for the days of her youth, forgetting the proper
+business of the pail and mop. Even so we are moved by the sight of
+some of Mr. Cruikshank's works--the "Busen fuhlt sich jugendlich
+erschuttert," the "schwankende Gestalten" of youth flit before one
+again,--Cruikshank's thrush begins to pipe and carol, as in the days
+of boyhood; hence misty moralities, reflections, and sad and
+pleasant remembrances arise. He is the friend of the young
+especially. Have we not read, all the story-books that his
+wonderful pencil has illustrated? Did we not forego tarts, in order
+to buy his "Breaking-up," or his "Fashionable Monstrosities" of the
+year eighteen hundred and something? Have we not before us, at this
+very moment, a print,--one of the admirable "Illustrations of
+Phrenology"--which entire work was purchased by a joint-stock
+company of boys, each drawing lots afterwards for the separate
+prints, and taking his choice in rotation? The writer of this, too,
+had the honor of drawing the first lot, and seized immediately upon
+"Philoprogenitiveness"--a marvellous print (our copy is not at all
+improved by being colored, which operation we performed on it
+ourselves)--a marvellous print, indeed,--full of ingenuity and fine
+jovial humor. A father, possessor of an enormous nose and family,
+is surrounded by the latter, who are, some of them, embracing the
+former. The composition writhes and twists about like the Kermes of
+Rubens. No less than seven little men and women in nightcaps, in
+frocks, in bibs, in breeches, are clambering about the head,
+knees, and arms of the man with the nose; their noses, too, are
+preternaturally developed--the twins in the cradle have noses of the
+most considerable kind. The second daughter, who is watching them;
+the youngest but two, who sits squalling in a certain wicker chair;
+the eldest son, who is yawning; the eldest daughter, who is
+preparing with the gravy of two mutton-chops a savory dish of
+Yorkshire pudding for eighteen persons; the youths who are examining
+her operations (one a literary gentleman, in a remarkably neat
+nightcap and pinafore, who has just had his finger in the pudding);
+the genius who is at work on the slate, and the two honest lads who
+are hugging the good-humored washerwoman, their mother,--all, all,
+save, this worthy woman, have noses of the largest size. Not
+handsome certainly are they, and yet everybody must be charmed
+with the picture. It is full of grotesque beauty. The artist
+has at the back of his own skull, we are certain, a huge bump of
+philoprogenitiveness. He loves children in his heart; every one of
+those he has drawn is perfectly happy, and jovial, and affectionate,
+and innocent as possible. He makes them with large noses, but he
+loves them, and you always find something kind in the midst of his
+humor, and the ugliness redeemed by a sly touch of beauty. The
+smiling mother reconciles one with all the hideous family: they have
+all something of the mother in them--something kind, and generous,
+and tender.
+
+Knight's, in Sweeting's Alley; Fairburn's, in a court off Ludgate
+Hill; Hone's, in Fleet Street--bright, enchanted palaces, which
+George Cruikshank used to people with grinning, fantastical imps,
+and merry, harmless sprites,--where are they? Fairburn's shop knows
+him no more; not only has Knight disappeared from Sweeting's Alley,
+but, as we are given to understand, Sweetings Alley has disappeared
+from the face of the globe. Slop, the atrocious Castlereagh, the
+sainted Caroline (in a tight pelisse, with feathers in her head),
+the "Dandy of sixty," who used to glance at us from Hone's friendly
+windows--where are they? Mr. Cruikshank may have drawn a thousand
+better things since the days when these were; but they are to us a
+thousand times more pleasing than anything else he has done. How we
+used to believe in them! to stray miles out of the way on holidays,
+in order to ponder for an hour before that delightful window in
+Sweeting's Alley! in walks through Fleet Street, to vanish abruptly
+down Fairburn's passage, and there make one at his "charming gratis"
+exhibition. There used to be a crowd round the window in those
+days, of grinning, good-natured mechanics, who spelt the songs, and
+spoke them out for the benefit of the company, and who received the
+points of humor with a general sympathizing roar. Where are these
+people now? You never hear any laughing at HB.; his pictures are a
+great deal too genteel for that--polite points of wit, which strike
+one as exceedingly clever and pretty, and cause one to smile in a
+quiet, gentleman-like kind of way.
+
+There must be no smiling with Cruikshank. A man who does not laugh
+outright is a dullard, and has no heart; even the old dandy of sixty
+must have laughed at his own wondrous grotesque image, as they say
+Louis Philippe did, who saw all the caricatures that were made of
+himself. And there are some of Cruikshank's designs which have the
+blessed faculty of creating laughter as often as you see them. As
+Diggory says in the play, who is bidden by his master not to laugh
+while waiting at table--"Don't tell the story of Grouse in the Gun-
+room, master, or I can't help laughing." Repeat that history ever
+so often, and at the proper moment, honest Diggory is sure to
+explode. Every man, no doubt, who loves Cruikshank has his "Grouse
+in the Gun-room." There is a fellow in the "Points of Humor" who is
+offering to eat up a certain little general, that has made us happy
+any time these sixteen years: his huge mouth is a perpetual well of
+laughter--buckets full of fun can be drawn from it. We have formed
+no such friendships as that boyish one of the man with the mouth.
+But though, in our eyes, Mr. Cruikshank reached his apogee some
+eighteen years since, it must not be imagined that such is really
+the case. Eighteen sets of children have since then learned to love
+and admire him, and may many more of their successors be brought up
+in the same delightful faith. It is not the artist who fails, but
+the men who grow cold--the men, from whom the illusions (why
+illusions? realities) of youth disappear one by one; who have no
+leisure to be happy, no blessed holidays, but only fresh cares at
+Midsummer and Christmas, being the inevitable seasons which bring us
+bills instead of pleasures. Tom, who comes bounding home from
+school, has the doctor's account in his trunk, and his father goes
+to sleep at the pantomime to which he takes him. Pater infelix, you
+too have laughed at clown, and the magic wand of spangled harlequin;
+what delightful enchantment did it wave around you, in the golden
+days "when George the Third was king!" But our clown lies in his
+grave; and our harlequin, Ellar, prince of how many enchanted
+islands, was he not at Bow Street the other day,* in his dirty,
+tattered, faded motley--seized as a law-breaker, for acting at a
+penny theatre, after having wellnigh starved in the streets, where
+nobody would listen to his old guitar? No one gave a shilling to
+bless him: not one of us who owe him so much.
+
+
+* This was written in 1840.
+
+
+We know not if Mr. Cruikshank will be very well pleased at finding
+his name in such company as that of Clown and Harlequin; but he,
+like them, is certainly the children's friend. His drawings abound
+in feeling for these little ones, and hideous as in the course of
+his duty he is from time to time compelled to design them, he never
+sketches one without a certain pity for it, and imparting to the
+figure a certain grotesque grace. In happy schoolboys he revels;
+plum-pudding and holidays his needle has engraved over and over
+again; there is a design in one of the comic almanacs of some young
+gentlemen who are employed in administering to a schoolfellow the
+correction of the pump, which is as graceful and elegant as a
+drawing of Stothard. Dull books about children George Cruikshank
+makes bright with illustrations--there is one published by the
+ingenious and opulent Mr. Tegg. It is entitled "Mirth and
+Morality," the mirth being, for the most part, on the side of the
+designer--the morality, unexceptionable certainly, the author's
+capital. Here are then, to these moralities, a smiling train of
+mirths supplied by George Cruikshank. See yonder little fellows
+butterfly-hunting across a common! Such a light, brisk, airy,
+gentleman-like drawing was never made upon such a theme. Who,
+cries the author--
+
+
+ "Who has not chased the butterfly,
+ And crushed its slender legs and wings,
+ And heaved a moralizing sigh:
+ Alas! how frail are human things!"
+
+
+A very unexceptionable morality truly; but it would have puzzled
+another than George Cruikshank to make mirth out of it as he has
+done. Away, surely not on the wings of these verses, Cruikshank's
+imagination begins to soar; and he makes us three darling little men
+on a green common, backed by old farmhouses, somewhere about May. A
+great mixture of blue and clouds in the air, a strong fresh breeze
+stirring, Tom's jacket flapping in the same, in order to bring down
+the insect queen or king of spring that is fluttering above him,--he
+renders all this with a few strokes on a little block of wood not
+two inches square, upon which one may gaze for hours, so merry and
+lifelike a scene does it present. What a charming creative power is
+this, what a privilege--to be a god, and create little worlds upon
+paper, and whole generations of smiling, jovial men, women, and
+children half inch high, whose portraits are carried abroad, and
+have the faculty of making us monsters of six feet curious and happy
+in our turn. Now, who would imagine that an artist could make
+anything of such a subject as this? The writer begins by stating,--
+
+
+ "I love to go back to the days of my youth,
+ And to reckon my joys to the letter,
+ And to count o'er the friends that I have in the world,
+ Ay, and those who are gone to a better."
+
+
+This brings him to the consideration of his uncle. "Of all the men
+I have ever known," says he, "my uncle united the greatest degree of
+cheerfulness with the sobriety of manhood. Though a man when I was
+a boy, he was yet one of the most agreeable companions I ever
+possessed. . . . He embarked for America, and nearly twenty years
+passed by before he came back again; . . . but oh, how altered!--he
+was in every sense of the word an old man, his body and mind were
+enfeebled, and second childishness had come upon him. How often
+have I bent over him, vainly endeavoring to recall to his memory the
+scenes we had shared together: and how frequently, with an aching
+heart, have I gazed on his vacant and lustreless eye, while he has
+amused himself in clapping his hands and singing with a quavering
+voice a verse of a psalm." Alas! such are the consequences of long
+residences in America, and of old age even in uncles! Well, the
+point of this morality is, that the uncle one day in the morning of
+life vowed that he would catch his two nephews and tie them
+together, ay, and actually did so, for all the efforts the rogues
+made to run away from him; but he was so fatigued that he declared
+he never would make the attempt again, whereupon the nephew
+remarks,--"Often since then, when engaged in enterprises beyond my
+strength, have I called to mind the determination of my uncle."
+
+Does it not seem impossible to make a picture out of this? And yet
+George Cruikshank has produced a charming design, in which the
+uncles and nephews are so prettily portrayed that one is reconciled
+to their existence, with all their moralities. Many more of the
+mirths in this little book are excellent, especially a great figure
+of a parson entering church on horseback,--an enormous parson truly,
+calm, unconscious, unwieldy. As Zeuxis had a bevy of virgins in
+order to make his famous picture--his express virgin--a clerical
+host must have passed under Cruikshank's eyes before he sketched
+this little, enormous parson of parsons.
+
+Being on the subject of children's books, how shall we enough praise
+the delightful German nursery-tales, and Cruikshank's illustrations
+of them? We coupled his name with pantomime awhile since, and sure
+never pantomimes were more charming than these. Of all the artists
+that ever drew, from Michael Angelo upwards and downwards,
+Cruikshank was the man to illustrate these tales, and give them just
+the proper admixture of the grotesque, the wonderful, and the
+graceful. May all Mother Bunch's collection be similarly indebted
+to him; may "Jack the Giant Killer," may "Tom Thumb," may "Puss in
+Boots," be one day revivified by his pencil. Is not Whittington
+sitting yet on Highgate hill, and poor Cinderella (in that sweetest
+of all fairy stories) still pining in her lonely chimney-nook? A
+man who has a true affection for these delightful companions of his
+youth is bound to be grateful to them if he can, and we pray Mr.
+Cruikshank to remember them.
+
+It is folly to say that this or that kind of humor is too good for
+the public, that only a chosen few can relish it. The best humor
+that we know of has been as eagerly received by the public as by the
+most delicate connoisseur. There is hardly a man in England who can
+read but will laugh at Falstaff and the humor of Joseph Andrews; and
+honest Mr. Pickwick's story can be felt and loved by any person
+above the age of six. Some may have a keener enjoyment of it than
+others, but all the world can be merry over it, and is always ready
+to welcome it. The best criterion of good humor is success, and what
+a share of this has Mr. Cruikshank had! how many millions of mortals
+has he made happy! We have heard very profound persons talk
+philosophically of the marvellous and mysterious manner in which he
+has suited himself to the time--fait vibrer la fibre populaire (as
+Napoleon boasted of himself), supplied a peculiar want felt at a
+peculiar period, the simple secret of which is, as we take it, that
+he, living amongst the public, has with them a general wide-hearted
+sympathy, that he laughs at what they laugh at, that he has a kindly
+spirit of enjoyment, with not a morsel of mysticism in his
+composition; that he pities and loves the poor, and jokes at the
+follies of the great, and that he addresses all in a perfectly
+sincere and manly way. To be greatly successful as a professional
+humorist, as in any other calling, a man must be quite honest, and
+show that his heart is in his work. A bad preacher will get
+admiration and a hearing with this point in his favor, where a man
+of three times his acquirements will only find indifference and
+coldness. Is any man more remarkable than our artist for telling
+the truth after his own manner? Hogarth's honesty of purpose was as
+conspicuous in an earlier time, and we fancy that Gilray would have
+been far more successful and more powerful but for that unhappy
+bribe, which turned the whole course of his humor into an unnatural
+channel. Cruikshank would not for any bribe say what he did not
+think, or lend his aid to sneer down anything meritorious, or to
+praise any thing or person that deserved censure. When he levelled
+his wit against the Regent, and did his very prettiest for the
+Princess, he most certainly believed, along with the great body of
+the people whom he represents, that the Princess was the most
+spotless, pure-mannered darling of a Princess that ever married a
+heartless debauchee of a Prince Royal. Did not millions believe
+with him, and noble and learned lords take their oaths to her Royal
+Highness's innocence? Cruikshank would not stand by and see a woman
+ill-used, and so struck in for her rescue, he and the people
+belaboring with all their might the party who were making the
+attack, and determining, from pure sympathy and indignation, that
+the woman must be innocent because her husband treated her so foully.
+
+To be sure we have never heard so much from Mr. Cruikshank's own
+lips, but any man who will examine these odd drawings, which first
+made him famous, will see what an honest hearty hatred the champion
+of woman has for all who abuse her, and will admire the energy with
+which he flings his wood-blocks at all who side against her.
+Canning, Castlereagh, Bexley, Sidmouth, he is at them, one and all;
+and as for the Prince, up to what a whipping-post of ridicule did he
+tie that unfortunate old man! And do not let squeamish Tories cry
+out about disloyalty; if the crown does wrong, the crown must be
+corrected by the nation, out of respect, of course, for the crown.
+In those days, and by those people who so bitterly attacked the son,
+no word was ever breathed against the father, simply because he was
+a good husband, and a sober, thrifty, pious, orderly man.
+
+This attack upon the Prince Regent we believe to have been Mr.
+Cruikshank's only effort as a party politician. Some early
+manifestoes against Napoleon we find, it is true, done in the
+regular John Bull style, with the Gilray model for the little
+upstart Corsican: but as soon as the Emperor had yielded to stern
+fortune our artist's heart relented (as Beranger's did on the other
+side of the water), and many of our readers will doubtless recollect
+a fine drawing of "Louis XVIII. trying on Napoleon's boots," which
+did not certainly fit the gouty son of Saint Louis. Such satirical
+hits as these, however, must not be considered as political, or as
+anything more than the expression of the artist's national British
+idea of Frenchmen.
+
+It must be confessed that for that great nation Mr. Cruikshank
+entertains a considerable contempt. Let the reader examine the
+"Life in Paris," or the five hundred designs in which Frenchmen are
+introduced, and he will find them almost invariably thin, with
+ludicrous spindle-shanks, pigtails, outstretched hands, shrugging
+shoulders, and queer hair and mustachios. He has the British idea
+of a Frenchman; and if he does not believe that the inhabitants of
+France are for the most part dancing-masters and barbers, yet takes
+care to depict such in preference, and would not speak too well of
+them. It is curious how these traditions endure. In France, at the
+present moment, the Englishman on the stage is the caricatured
+Englishman at the time of the war, with a shock red head, a long
+white coat, and invariable gaiters. Those who wish to study this
+subject should peruse Monsieur Paul de Kock's histories of "Lord
+Boulingrog" and "Lady Crockmilove." On the other hand, the old
+emigre has taken his station amongst us, and we doubt if a good
+British gallery would understand that such and such a character WAS
+a Frenchman unless he appeared in the ancient traditional costume.
+
+A curious book, called "Life in Paris," published in 1822, contains
+a number of the artist's plates in the aquatint style; and though we
+believe he had never been in that capital, the designs have a great
+deal of life in them, and pass muster very well. A villanous race
+of shoulder-shrugging mortals are his Frenchmen indeed. And the
+heroes of the tale, a certain Mr. Dick Wildfire, Squire Jenkins, and
+Captain O'Shuffleton, are made to show the true British superiority
+on every occasion when Britons and French are brought together.
+This book was one among the many that the designer's genius has
+caused to be popular; the plates are not carefully executed, but,
+being colored, have a pleasant, lively look. The same style was
+adopted in the once famous book called "Tom and Jerry, or Life in
+London," which must have a word of notice here, for, although by no
+means Mr. Cruikshank's best work, his reputation was extraordinarily
+raised by it. Tom and Jerry were as popular twenty years since as
+Mr. Pickwick and Sam Weller now are; and often have we wished, while
+reading the biographies of the latter celebrated personages, that
+they had been described as well by Mr. Cruikshank's pencil as by Mr.
+Dickens's pen.
+
+As for Tom and Jerry, to show the mutability of human affairs and
+the evanescent nature of reputation, we have been to the British
+Museum and no less than five circulating libraries in quest of the
+book, and "Life in London," alas, is not to be found at any one of
+them. We can only, therefore, speak of the work from recollection,
+but have still a very clear remembrance of the leather gaiters of
+Jerry Hawthorn, the green spectacles of Logic, and the hooked nose
+of Corinthian Tom. They were the schoolboy's delight; and in the
+days when the work appeared we firmly believed the three heroes
+above named to be types of the most elegant, fashionable young
+fellows the town afforded, and thought their occupations and
+amusements were those of all high-bred English gentlemen. Tom
+knocking down the watchman at Temple Bar; Tom and Jerry dancing at
+Almack's; or flirting in the saloon at the theatre; at the night-
+houses, after the play; at Tom Cribb's, examining the silver cup
+then in the possession of that champion; at the chambers of Bob
+Logic, who, seated at a cabinet piano, plays a waltz to which
+Corinthian Tom and Kate are dancing; ambling gallantly in Rotten
+Row; or examining the poor fellow at Newgate who was having his
+chains knocked off before hanging: all these scenes remain indelibly
+engraved upon the mind, and so far we are independent of all the
+circulating libraries in London.
+
+As to the literary contents of the book, they have passed sheer
+away. It was, most likely, not particularly refined; nay, the
+chances are that it was absolutely vulgar. But it must have had
+some merit of its own, that is clear; it must have given striking
+descriptions of life in some part or other of London, for all London
+read it, and went to see it in its dramatic shape. The artist, it
+is said, wished to close the career of the three heroes by bringing
+them all to ruin, but the writer, or publishers, would not allow any
+such melancholy subjects to dash the merriment of the public, and we
+believe Tom, Jerry, and Logic, were married off at the end of the
+tale, as if they had been the most moral personages in the world.
+There is some goodness in this pity, which authors and the public
+are disposed to show towards certain agreeable, disreputable
+characters of romance. Who would mar the prospects of honest
+Roderick Random, or Charles Surface, or Tom Jones? only a very stern
+moralist indeed. And in regard of Jerry Hawthorn and that hero
+without a surname, Corinthian Tom, Mr. Cruikshank, we make little
+doubt, was glad in his heart that he was not allowed to have his own
+way.
+
+Soon after the "Tom and Jerry" and the "Life in Paris," Mr.
+Cruikshank produced a much more elaborate set of prints, in a work
+which was called "Points of Humor." These "Points" were selected
+from various comic works, and did not, we believe, extend beyond a
+couple of numbers, containing about a score of copper-plates. The
+collector of humorous designs cannot fail to have them in his
+portfolio, for they contain some of the very best efforts of Mr.
+Cruikshank's genius, and though not quite so highly labored as some
+of his later productions, are none the worse, in our opinion, for
+their comparative want of finish. All the effects are perfectly
+given, and the expression is as good as it could be in the most
+delicate engraving upon steel. The artist's style, too, was then
+completely formed; and, for our parts, we should say that we
+preferred his manner of 1825 to any other which he has adopted
+since. The first picture, which is called "The Point of Honor,"
+illustrates the old story of the officer who, on being accused of
+cowardice for refusing to fight a duel, came among his brother
+officers and flung a lighted grenade down upon the floor, before
+which his comrades fled ignominiously. This design is capital, and
+the outward rush of heroes, walking, trampling, twisting, scuffling
+at the door, is in the best style of the grotesque. You see but the
+back of most of these gentlemen; into which, nevertheless, the
+artist has managed to throw an expression of ludicrous agony that
+one could scarcely have expected to find in such a part of the human
+figure. The next plate is not less good. It represents a couple
+who, having been found one night tipsy, and lying in the same
+gutter, were, by a charitable though misguided gentleman, supposed
+to be man and wife, and put comfortably to bed together. The
+morning came; fancy the surprise of this interesting pair when they
+awoke and discovered their situation. Fancy the manner, too, in
+which Cruikshank has depicted them, to which words cannot do
+justice. It is needless to state that this fortuitous and temporary
+union was followed by one more lasting and sentimental, and that
+these two worthy persons were married, and lived happily ever after.
+
+We should like to go through every one of these prints. There is
+the jolly miller, who, returning home at night, calls upon his wife
+to get him a supper, and falls to upon rashers of bacon and ale.
+How he gormandizes, that jolly miller! rasher after rasher, how they
+pass away frizzling and, smoking from the gridiron down that immense
+grinning gulf of a mouth. Poor wife! how she pines and frets, at
+that untimely hour of midnight to be obliged to fry, fry, fry
+perpetually, and minister to the monster's appetite. And yonder in
+the clock: what agonized face is that we see? By heavens, it is the
+squire of the parish. What business has he there? Let us not ask.
+Suffice it to say, that he has, in the hurry of the moment, left up
+stairs his br----; his--psha! a part of his dress, in short, with a
+number of bank-notes in the pockets. Look in the next page, and you
+will see the ferocious, bacon-devouring ruffian of a miller is
+actually causing this garment to be carried through the village and
+cried by the town-crier. And we blush to be obliged to say that the
+demoralized miller never offered to return the banknotes, although
+he was so mighty scrupulous in endeavoring to find an owner for the
+corduroy portfolio in which he had found them.
+
+Passing from this painful subject, we come, we regret to state, to a
+series of prints representing personages not a whit more moral.
+Burns's famous "Jolly Beggars" have all had their portraits drawn by
+Cruikshank. There is the lovely "hempen widow," quite as
+interesting and romantic as the famous Mrs. Sheppard, who has at the
+lamented demise of her husband adopted the very same consolation.
+
+
+ "My curse upon them every one,
+ They've hanged my braw John Highlandman;
+
+ . . . .
+
+ And now a widow I must mourn
+ Departed joys that ne'er return;
+ No comfort but a hearty can
+ When I think on John Highlandman."
+
+
+Sweet "raucle carlin," she has none of the sentimentality of the
+English highwayman's lady; but being wooed by a tinker and
+
+
+ "A pigmy scraper wi' his fiddle
+ Wha us'd to trystes and fairs to driddle,"
+
+
+prefers the practical to the merely musical man. The tinker sings
+with a noble candor, worthy of a fellow of his strength of body and
+station in life--
+
+
+ "My bonnie lass, I work in brass,
+ A tinker is my station;
+ I've travell'd round all Christian ground
+ In this my occupation.
+ I've ta'en the gold, I've been enroll'd
+ In many a noble squadron;
+ But vain they search'd when off I march'd
+ To go an' clout the caudron."
+
+
+It was his ruling passion. What was military glory to him,
+forsooth? He had the greatest contempt for it, and loved freedom
+and his copper kettle a thousand times better--a kind of hardware
+Diogenes. Of fiddling he has no better opinion. The picture
+represents the "sturdy caird" taking "poor gut-scraper" by the
+beard,--drawing his "roosty rapier," and swearing to "speet him like
+a pliver" unless he would relinquish the bonnie lassie for ever--
+
+
+ "Wi' ghastly ee, poor tweedle-dee
+ Upon his hunkers bended,
+ An' pray'd for grace wi' ruefu' face,
+ An' so the quarrel ended."
+
+
+Hark how the tinker apostrophizes the violinist, stating to the
+widow at the same time the advantages which she might expect from an
+alliance with himself:--
+
+
+ "Despise that shrimp, that withered imp,
+ Wi' a' his noise and caperin';
+ And take a share with those that bear
+ The budget and the apron!
+
+ "And by that stowp, my faith an' houpe,
+ An' by that dear Kilbaigie!
+ If e'er ye want, or meet wi' scant,
+ May I ne'er weet my craigie."
+
+
+Cruikshank's caird is a noble creature; his face and figure show him
+to be fully capable of doing and saying all that is above written of
+him.
+
+In the second part, the old tale of "The Three Hunchbacked Fiddlers"
+is illustrated with equal felicity. The famous classical dinners
+and duel in "Peregrine Pickle" are also excellent in their way; and
+the connoisseur of prints and etchings may see in the latter plate,
+and in another in this volume, how great the artist's mechanical
+skill is as an etcher. The distant view of the city in the duel,
+and of a market-place in "The Quack Doctor," are delightful
+specimens of the artist's skill in depicting buildings and
+backgrounds. They are touched with a grace, truth, and dexterity of
+workmanship that leave nothing to desire. We have before mentioned
+the man with the mouth, which appears in this number emblematical of
+gout and indigestion, in which the artist has shown all the fancy of
+Callot. Little demons, with long saws for noses, are making
+dreadful incisions into the toes of the unhappy sufferer; some are
+bringing pans of hot coals to keep the wounded member warm; a huge,
+solemn nightmare sits on the invalid's chest, staring solemnly into
+his eyes; a monster, with a pair of drumsticks, is banging a devil's
+tattoo on his forehead; and a pair of imps are nailing great
+tenpenny nails into his hands to make his happiness complete.
+
+The late Mr. Clark's excellent work, "Three Courses and a Dessert,"
+was published at a time when the rage for comic stories was not so
+great as it since has been, and Messrs. Clark and Cruikshank only
+sold their hundreds where Messrs. Dickens and Phiz dispose of their
+thousands. But if our recommendation can in any way influence the
+reader, we would enjoin him to have a copy of the "Three Courses,"
+that contains some of the best designs of our artist, and some of
+the most amusing tales in our language. The invention of the
+pictures, for which Mr. Clark takes credit to himself, says a great
+deal for his wit and fancy. Can we, for instance, praise too highly
+the man who invented that wonderful oyster?
+
+Examine him well; his beard, his pearl, his little round stomach,
+and his sweet smile. Only oysters know how to smile in this way;
+cool, gentle, waggish, and yet inexpressibly innocent and winning.
+Dando himself must have allowed such an artless native to go free,
+and consigned him to the glassy, cool, translucent wave again.
+
+In writing upon such subjects as these with which we have been
+furnished, it can hardly be expected that we should follow any fixed
+plan and order--we must therefore take such advantage as we may, and
+seize upon our subject when and wherever we can lay hold of him.
+
+For Jews, sailors, Irishmen, Hessian boots, little boys, beadles,
+policemen, tall life-guardsmen, charity children, pumps, dustmen,
+very short pantaloons, dandies in spectacles, and ladies with
+aquiline noses, remarkably taper waists, and wonderfully long
+ringlets, Mr. Cruikshank has a special predilection. The tribe of
+Israelites he has studied with amazing gusto; witness the Jew in Mr.
+Ainsworth's "Jack Sheppard," and the immortal Fagin of "Oliver
+Twist." Whereabouts lies the comic vis in these persons and things?
+Why should a beadle be comic, and his opposite a charity boy? Why
+should a tall life-guardsman have something in him essentially
+absurd? Why are short breeches more ridiculous than long? What is
+there particularly jocose about a pump, and wherefore does a long
+nose always provoke the beholder to laughter? These points may be
+metaphysically elucidated by those who list. It is probable that
+Mr. Cruikshank could not give an accurate definition of that which
+is ridiculous in these objects, but his instinct has told him that
+fun lurks in them, and cold must be the heart that can pass by the
+pantaloons of his charity boys, the Hessian boots of his dandies,
+and the fan-tail hats of his dustmen, without respectful wonder.
+
+He has made a complete little gallery of dustmen. There is, in the
+first place, the professional dustman, who, having in the
+enthusiastic exercise of his delightful trade, laid hands upon
+property not strictly his own, is pursued, we presume, by the right
+owner, from whom he flies as fast as his crooked shanks will carry
+him.
+
+What a curious picture it is--the horrid rickety houses in some
+dingy suburb of London, the grinning cobbler, the smothered butcher,
+the very trees which are covered with dust--it is fine to look at
+the different expressions of the two interesting fugitives. The
+fiery charioteer who belabors the poor donkey has still a glance for
+his brother on foot, on whom punishment is about to descend. And
+not a little curious is it to think of the creative power of the man
+who has arranged this little tale of low life. How logically it is
+conducted, how cleverly each one of the accessories is made to
+contribute to the effect of the whole. What a deal of thought and
+humor has the artist expended on this little block of wood; a large
+picture might have been painted out of the very same materials,
+which Mr. Cruikshank, out of his wondrous fund of merriment and
+observation, can afford to throw away upon a drawing not two inches
+long. From the practical dustmen we pass to those purely poetical.
+There are three of them who rise on clouds of their own raising, the
+very genii of the sack and shovel.
+
+Is there no one to write a sonnet to these?--and yet a whole poem
+was written about Peter Bell the wagoner, a character by no means so
+poetic.
+
+And lastly, we have the dustman in love: the honest fellow having
+seen a young beauty stepping out of a gin-shop on a Sunday morning,
+is pressing eagerly his suit.
+
+Gin has furnished many subjects to Mr. Cruikshank, who labors in his
+own sound and hearty way to teach his countrymen the dangers of that
+drink. In the "Sketch-Book" is a plate upon the subject, remarkable
+for fancy and beauty of design; it is called the "Gin Juggernaut,"
+and represents a hideous moving palace, with a reeking still at the
+roof and vast gin-barrels for wheels, under which unhappy millions
+are crushed to death. An immense black cloud of desolation covers
+over the country through which the gin monster has passed, dimly
+looming through the darkness whereof you see an agreeable prospect
+of gibbets with men dangling, burnt houses, &c. The vast cloud
+comes sweeping on in the wake of this horrible body-crusher; and you
+see, by way of contrast, a distant, smiling, sunshiny tract of old
+English country, where gin as yet is not known. The allegory is as
+good, as earnest, and as fanciful as one of John Bunyan's, and we
+have often fancied there was a similarity between the men.
+
+The render will examine the work called "My Sketch-Book" with not a
+little amusement, and may gather from it, as we fancy, a good deal
+of information regarding the character of the individual man, George
+Cruikshank: what points strike his eye as a painter; what move his
+anger or admiration as a moralist; what classes he seems most
+especially disposed to observe, and what to ridicule. There are
+quacks of all kinds, to whom he has a mortal hatred; quack dandies,
+who assume under his pencil, perhaps in his eye, the most grotesque
+appearance possible--their hats grow larger, their legs infinitely
+more crooked and lean; the tassels of their canes swell out to a
+most preposterous size; the tails of their coats dwindle away, and
+finish where coat-tails generally begin. Let us lay a wager that
+Cruikshank, a man of the people if ever there was one, heartily
+hates and despises these supercilious, swaggering young gentlemen;
+and his contempt is not a whit the less laudable because there may
+be tant soit peu of prejudice in it. It is right and wholesome to
+scorn dandies, as Nelson said it was to hate Frenchmen; in which
+sentiment (as we have before said) George Cruikshank undoubtedly
+shares. In the "Sunday in London,"* Monsieur the Chef is instructing
+a kitchen-maid how to compound some rascally French kickshaw or the
+other--a pretty scoundrel truly! with what an air he wears that
+nightcap of his, and shrugs his lank shoulders, and chatters, and
+ogles, and grins: they are all the same, these mounseers; there are
+other two fellows--morbleu! one is putting his dirty fingers into
+the saucepan; there are frogs cooking in it, no doubt; and just over
+some other dish of abomination, another dirty rascal is taking
+snuff! Never mind, the sauce won't be hurt by a few ingredients
+more or less. Three such fellows as these are not worth one
+Englishman, that's clear. There is one in the very midst of them,
+the great burly fellow with the beef: he could beat all three in
+five minutes. We cannot be certain that such was the process going
+on in Mr. Cruikshank's mind when he made the design; but some
+feelings of the sort were no doubt entertained by him.
+
+
+* The following lines--ever fresh--by the author of "Headlong Hall,"
+published years ago in the Globe and Traveller, are an excellent
+comment on several of the cuts from the "Sunday in London:"--
+
+ I.
+
+ "The poor man's sins are glaring;
+ In the face of ghostly warning
+ He is caught in the fact
+ Of an overt act,
+ Buying greens on Sunday morning.
+
+ II.
+
+ "The rich man's sins are hidden
+ In the pomp of wealth and station,
+ And escape the sight
+ Of the children of light,
+ Who are wise in their generation.
+
+ III.
+
+ "The rich man has a kitchen,
+ And cooks to dress his dinner;
+ The poor who would roast,
+ To the baker's must post,
+ And thus becomes a sinner.
+
+ IV.
+
+ "The rich man's painted windows
+ Hide the concerts of the quality;
+ The poor can but share
+ A crack'd fiddle in the air,
+ Which offends all sound morality.
+
+ V.
+
+ "The rich man has a cellar,
+ And a ready butler by him;
+ The poor must steer
+ For his pint of beer
+ Where the saint can't choose but spy him.
+
+ VI.
+
+ "This rich man is invisible
+ In the crowd of his gay society;
+ But the poor man's delight
+ Is a sore in the sight
+ And a stench in the nose of piety."
+
+
+Against dandy footmen he is particularly severe. He hates idlers,
+pretenders, boasters, and punishes these fellows as best he may.
+Who does not recollect the famous picture, "What IS taxes, Thomas?"
+What is taxes indeed; well may that vast, over-fed, lounging flunky
+ask the question of his associate Thomas: and yet not well, for all
+that Thomas says in reply is, "I DON'T KNOW." "O beati PLUSHICOLAE,"
+what a charming state of ignorance is yours! In the "Sketch-Book"
+many footmen make their appearance: one is a huge fat Hercules of a
+Portman Square porter, who calmly surveys another poor fellow, a
+porter likewise, but out of livery, who comes staggering forward
+with a box that Hercules might lift with his little finger. Will
+Hercules do so? not he. The giant can carry nothing heavier than a
+cocked-hat note on a silver tray, and his labors are to walk from
+his sentry-box to the door, and from the door back to his sentry-box,
+and to read the Sunday paper, and to poke the hall fire twice or
+thrice, and to make five meals a day. Such a fellow does Cruikshank
+hate and scorn worse even than a Frenchman.
+
+The man's master, too, comes in for no small share of our artist's
+wrath. There is a company of them at church, who humbly designate
+themselves "miserable sinners!" Miserable sinners indeed! Oh, what
+floods of turtle-soup, what tons of turbot and lobster-sauce must
+have been sacrificed to make those sinners properly miserable. My
+lady with the ermine tippet and draggling feather, can we not see
+that she lives in Portland Place, and is the wife of an East India
+Director? She has been to the Opera over-night (indeed her husband,
+on her right, with his fat hand dangling over the pew-door, is at
+this minute thinking of Mademoiselle Leocadie, whom he saw behind
+the scenes)--she has been at the Opera over-night, which with a
+trifle of supper afterwards--a white-and-brown soup, a lobster-
+salad, some woodcocks, and a little champagne--sent her to bed quite
+comfortable. At half-past eight her maid brings her chocolate in
+bed, at ten she has fresh eggs and muffins, with, perhaps, a half-
+hundred of prawns for breakfast, and so can get over the day and the
+sermon till lunch-time pretty well. What an odor of musk and
+bergamot exhales from the pew!--how it is wadded, and stuffed, and
+spangled over with brass nails! what hassocks are there for those
+who are not too fat to kneel! what a flustering and flapping of gilt
+prayer-books; and what a pious whirring of bible leaves one hears
+all over the church, as the doctor blandly gives out the text! To
+be miserable at this rate you must, at the very least, have four
+thousand a year: and many persons are there so enamored of grief and
+sin, that they would willingly take the risk of the misery to have a
+life-interest in the consols that accompany it, quite careless about
+consequences, and sceptical as to the notion that a day is at hand
+when you must fulfil YOUR SHARE OF THE BARGAIN.
+
+Our artist loves to joke at a soldier; in whose livery there appears
+to him to be something almost as ridiculous as in the uniform of the
+gentleman of the shoulder-knot. Tall life-guardsmen and fierce
+grenadiers figure in many of his designs, and almost always in a
+ridiculous way. Here again we have the honest popular English
+feeling which jeers at pomp or pretension of all kinds, and is
+especially jealous of all display of military authority. "Raw
+Recruit," "ditto dressed," ditto "served up," as we see them in the
+"Sketch-Book," are so many satires upon the army: Hodge with his
+ribbons flaunting in his hat, or with red coat and musket, drilled
+stiff and pompous, or at last, minus leg and arm, tottering about on
+crutches, does not fill our English artist with the enthusiasm that
+follows the soldier in every other part of Europe. Jeanjean, the
+conscript in France, is laughed at to be sure, but then it is
+because he is a bad soldier: when he comes to have a huge pair of
+mustachios and the croix-d'honneur to briller on his poitrine
+cicatrisee, Jeanjean becomes a member of a class that is more
+respected than any other in the French nation. The veteran soldier
+inspires our people with no such awe--we hold that democratic weapon
+the fist in much more honor than the sabre and bayonet, and laugh at
+a man tricked out in scarlet and pipe-clay.
+
+That regiment of heroes is "marching to divine service," to the tune
+of the "British Grenadiers." There they march in state, and a
+pretty contempt our artist shows for all their gimcracks and
+trumpery. He has drawn a perfectly English scene--the little
+blackguard boys are playing pranks round about the men, and
+shouting, "Heads up, soldier," "Eyes right, lobster," as little
+British urchins will do. Did one ever hear the like sentiments
+expressed in France? Shade of Napoleon, we insult you by asking the
+question. In England, however, see how different the case is: and
+designedly or undesignedly, the artist has opened to us a piece of
+his mind. In the crowd the only person who admires the soldiers is
+the poor idiot, whose pocket a rogue is picking. There is another
+picture, in which the sentiment is much the same, only, as in the
+former drawing we see Englishmen laughing at the troops of the line,
+here are Irishmen giggling at the militia.
+
+We have said that our artist has a great love for the drolleries of
+the Green Island. Would any one doubt what was the country of the
+merry fellows depicted in his group of Paddies?
+
+
+ "Place me amid O'Rourkes, O'Tooles,
+ The ragged royal race of Tara;
+ Or place me where Dick Martin rules
+ The pathless wilds of Connemara."
+
+
+We know not if Mr. Cruikshank has ever had any such good luck as to
+see the Irish in Ireland itself, but he certainly has obtained a
+knowledge of their looks, as if the country had been all his life
+familiar to him. Could Mr. O'Connell himself desire anything more
+national than the scene of a drunken row, or could Father Mathew
+have a better text to preach upon? There is not a broken nose in
+the room that is not thoroughly Irish.
+
+We have then a couple of compositions treated in a graver manner, as
+characteristic too as the other. We call attention to the comical
+look of poor Teague, who has been pursued and beaten by the witch's
+stick, in order to point out also the singular neatness of the
+workmanship, and the pretty, fanciful little glimpse of landscape
+that the artist has introduced in the background. Mr. Cruikshank
+has a fine eye for such homely landscapes, and renders them with
+great delicacy and taste. Old villages, farm-yards, groups of
+stacks, queer chimneys, churches, gable-ended cottages, Elizabethan
+mansion-houses, and other old English scenes, he depicts with
+evident enthusiasm.
+
+Famous books in their day were Cruikshank's "John Gilpin" and
+"Epping Hunt;" for though our artist does not draw horses very
+scientifically,--to use a phrase of the atelier,--he FEELS them very
+keenly; and his queer animals, after one is used to them, answer
+quite as well as better. Neither is he very happy in trees, and
+such rustical produce; or, rather, we should say, he is very
+original, his trees being decidedly of his own make and composition,
+not imitated from any master.
+
+But what then? Can a man be supposed to imitate everything? We
+know what the noblest study of mankind is, and to this Mr.
+Cruikshank has confined himself. That postilion with the people in
+the broken-down chaise roaring after him is as deaf as the post by
+which he passes. Suppose all the accessories were away, could not
+one swear that the man was stone-deaf, beyond the reach of trumpet?
+What is the peculiar character in a deaf man's physiognomy?--can any
+person define it satisfactorily in words?--not in pages; and Mr.
+Cruikshank has expressed it on a piece of paper not so big as the
+tenth part of your thumb-nail. The horses of John Gilpin are much
+more of the equestrian order; and as here the artist has only his
+favorite suburban buildings to draw, not a word is to be said
+against his design. The inn and old buildings are charmingly
+designed, and nothing can be more prettily or playfully touched.
+
+
+ "At Edmonton his loving wife
+ From the balcony spied
+ Her tender husband, wond'ring much
+ To see how he did ride.
+
+ "'Stop, stop, John Gilpin! Here's the house!'
+ They all at once did cry;
+ 'The dinner waits, and we are tired--'
+ Said Gilpin--'So am I!'
+
+ "Six gentlemen upon the road
+ Thus seeing Gilpin fly,
+ With post-boy scamp'ring in the rear,
+ They raised the hue and cry:--
+
+ "'Stop thief! stop thief!--a highwayman!'
+ Not one of them was mute;
+ And all and each that passed that way
+ Did join in the pursuit.
+
+ "And now the turnpike gates again
+ Flew open in short space;
+ The toll-men thinking, as before,
+ That Gilpin rode a race."
+
+
+The rush, and shouting, and clatter are excellently depicted by the
+artist; and we, who have been scoffing at his manner of designing
+animals, must here make a special exception in favor of the hens and
+chickens; each has a different action, and is curiously natural.
+
+Happy are children of all ages who have such a ballad and such
+pictures as this in store for them! It is a comfort to think that
+woodcuts never wear out, and that the book still may be had for a
+shilling, for those who can command that sum of money.
+
+In the "Epping Hunt," which we owe to the facetious pen of Mr. Hood,
+our artist has not been so successful. There is here too much
+horsemanship and not enough incident for him; but the portrait of
+Roundings the huntsman is an excellent sketch, and a couple of the
+designs contain great humor. The first represents the Cockney hero,
+who, "like a bird, was singing out while sitting on a tree."
+
+And in the second the natural order is reversed. The stag having
+taken heart, is hunting the huntsman, and the Cheapside Nimrod is
+most ignominiously running away.
+
+The Easter Hunt, we are told, is no more; and as the Quarterly
+Review recommends the British public to purchase Mr. Catlin's
+pictures, as they form the only record of an interesting race now
+rapidly passing away, in like manner we should exhort all our
+friends to purchase Mr. Cruikshank's designs of ANOTHER interesting
+race, that is run already and for the last time.
+
+Besides these, we must mention, in the line of our duty, the notable
+tragedies of "Tom Thumb" and "Bombastes Furioso," both of which have
+appeared with many illustrations by Mr. Cruikshank. The "brave
+army" of Bombastes exhibits a terrific display of brutal force,
+which must shock the sensibilities of an English radical. And we
+can well understand the caution of the general, who bids this
+soldatesque effrenee to begone, and not to kick up a row.
+
+Such a troop of lawless ruffians let loose upon a populous city
+would play sad havoc in it; and we fancy the massacres of Birmingham
+renewed, or at least of Badajoz, which, though not quite so
+dreadful, if we may believe his Grace the Duke of Wellington, as the
+former scenes of slaughter, were nevertheless severe enough: but we
+must not venture upon any ill-timed pleasantries in presence of the
+disturbed King Arthur and the awful ghost of Gaffer Thumb.
+
+We are thus carried at once into the supernatural, and here we find
+Cruikshank reigning supreme. He has invented in his time a little
+comic pandemonium, peopled with the most droll, good-natured fiends
+possible. We have before us Chamisso's "Peter Schlemihl," with
+Cruikshank's designs translated into German, and gaining nothing by
+the change. The "Kinder und Hans-Maerchen" of Grimm are likewise
+ornamented with a frontispiece copied from that one which appeared
+to the amusing version of the English work. The books on Phrenology
+and Time have been imitated by the same nation; and even in France,
+whither reputation travels slower than to any country except China,
+we have seen copies of the works of George Cruikshank.
+
+He in return has complimented the French by illustrating a couple of
+Lives of Napoleon, and the "Life in Paris" before mentioned. He has
+also made designs for Victor Hugo's "Hans of Iceland." Strange,
+wild etchings were those, on a strange, mad subject; not so good in
+our notion as the designs for the German books, the peculiar humor
+of which latter seemed to suit the artist exactly. There is a
+mixture of the awful and the ridiculous in these, which perpetually
+excites and keeps awake the reader's attention; the German writer
+and the English artist seem to have an entire faith in their
+subject. The reader, no doubt, remembers the awful passage in
+"Peter Schlemihl," where the little gentleman purchases the shadow
+of that hero--"Have the kindness, noble sir, to examine and try this
+bag." "He put his hand into his pocket, and drew thence a tolerably
+large bag of Cordovan leather, to which a couple of thongs were
+fixed. I took it from him, and immediately counted out ten gold
+pieces, and ten more, and ten more, and still other ten, whereupon I
+held out my hand to him. Done, said I, it is a bargain; you shall
+have my shadow for your bag. The bargain was concluded; he knelt
+down before me, and I saw him with a wonderful neatness take my
+shadow from head to foot, lightly lift it up from the grass, roll
+and fold it up neatly, and at last pocket it. He then rose up,
+bowed to me once more, and walked away again, disappearing behind
+the rose bushes. I don't know, but I thought I heard him laughing a
+little. I, however, kept fast hold of the bag. Everything around
+me was bright in the sun, and as yet I gave no thought to what I had
+done."
+
+This marvellous event, narrated by Peter with such a faithful,
+circumstantial detail, is painted by Cruikshank in the most
+wonderful poetic way, with that happy mixture of the real and
+supernatural that makes the narrative so curious, and like truth.
+The sun is shining with the utmost brilliancy in a great quiet park
+or garden; there is a palace in the background, and a statue basking
+in the sun quite lonely and melancholy; there is a sun-dial, on
+which is a deep shadow, and in the front stands Peter Schlemihl, bag
+in hand: the old gentleman is down on his knees to him, and has just
+lifted off the ground the SHADOW OF ONE LEG; he is going to fold it
+back neatly, as one does the tails of a coat, and will stow it,
+without any creases or crumples, along with the other black garments
+that lie in that immense pocket of his. Cruikshank has designed all
+this as if he had a very serious belief in the story; he laughs, to
+be sure, but one fancies that he is a little frightened in his
+heart, in spite of all his fun and joking.
+
+The German tales we have mentioned before. "The Prince riding on
+the Fox," "Hans in Luck," "The Fiddler and his Goose," "Heads off,"
+are all drawings which, albeit not before us now, nor seen for ten
+years, remain indelibly fixed on the memory. "Heisst du etwa
+Rumpelstilzchen?" There sits the Queen on her throne, surrounded by
+grinning beef-eaters, and little Rumpelstiltskin stamps his foot
+through the floor in the excess of his tremendous despair. In one
+of these German tales, if we remember rightly, there is an account
+of a little orphan who is carried away by a pitying fairy for a term
+of seven years, and passing that period of sweet apprenticeship
+among the imps and sprites of fairy-land. Has our artist been among
+the same company, and brought back their portraits in his sketch-
+book? He is the only designer fairy-land has had. Callot's imps,
+for all their strangeness, are only of the earth earthy. Fuseli's
+fairies belong to the infernal regions; they are monstrous, lurid,
+and hideously melancholy. Mr. Cruikshank alone has had a true
+insight into the character of the "little people." They are
+something like men and women, and yet not flesh and blood; they are
+laughing and mischievous, but why we know not. Mr. Cruikshank,
+however, has had some dream or the other, or else a natural
+mysterious instinct (as the Seherinn of Prevorst had for beholding
+ghosts), or else some preternatural fairy revelation, which has made
+him acquainted with the looks and ways of the fantastical subjects
+of Oberon and Titania.
+
+We have, unfortunately, no fairy portraits; but, on the other hand,
+can descend lower than fairy-land, and have seen some fine specimens
+of devils. One has already been raised, and the reader has seen him
+tempting a fat Dutch burgomaster, in an ancient gloomy market-place,
+such as George Cruikshank can draw as well as Mr. Prout, Mr. Nash,
+or any man living. There is our friend once more; our friend the
+burgomaster, in a highly excited state, and running as hard as his
+great legs will carry him, with our mutual enemy at his tail.
+
+What are the bets; will that long-legged bondholder of a devil come
+up with the honest Dutchman? It serves him right: why did he put
+his name to stamped paper? And yet we should not wonder if some
+lucky chance should turn up in the burgomaster's favor, and his
+infernal creditor lose his labor; for one so proverbially cunning as
+yonder tall individual with the saucer eyes, it must be confessed
+that he has been very often outwitted.
+
+There is, for instance, the case of "The Gentleman in Black," which
+has been illustrated by our artist. A young French gentleman, by
+name M. Desonge, who, having expended his patrimony in a variety of
+taverns and gaming-houses, was one day pondering upon the exhausted
+state of his finances, and utterly at a loss to think how he should
+provide means for future support, exclaimed, very naturally, "What
+the devil shall I do?" He had no sooner spoken than a GENTLEMAN IN
+BLACK made his appearance, whose authentic portrait Mr. Cruikshank
+has had the honor to paint. This gentleman produced a black-edged
+book out of a black bag, some black-edged papers tied up with black
+crape, and sitting down familiarly opposite M. Desonge, began
+conversing with him on the state of his affairs.
+
+It is needless to state what was the result of the interview. M.
+Desonge was induced by the gentleman to sign his name to one of the
+black-edged papers, and found himself at the close of the
+conversation to be possessed of an unlimited command of capital.
+This arrangement completed, the Gentleman in Black posted (in an
+extraordinarily rapid manner) from Paris to London, there found a
+young English merchant in exactly the same situation in which M.
+Desonge had been, and concluded a bargain with the Briton of exactly
+the same nature.
+
+The book goes on to relate how these young men spent the money so
+miraculously handed over to them, and how both, when the period drew
+near that was to witness the performance of THEIR part of the
+bargain, grew melancholy, wretched, nay, so absolutely dishonorable
+as to seek for every means of breaking through their agreement. The
+Englishman living in a country where the lawyers are more astute
+than any other lawyers in the world, took the advice of a Mr.
+Bagsby, of Lyon's Inn; whose name, as we cannot find it in the "Law
+List," we presume to be fictitious. Who could it be that was a
+match for the devil? Lord ---- very likely; we shall not give his
+name, but let every reader of this Review fill up the blank
+according to his own fancy, and on comparing it with the copy
+purchased by his neighbors, he will find that fifteen out of twenty
+have written down the same honored name.
+
+Well, the Gentleman in Black was anxious for the fulfilment of his
+bond. The parties met at Mr. Bagsby's chambers to consult, the
+Black Gentleman foolishly thinking that he could act as his own
+counsel, and fearing no attorney alive. But mark the superiority of
+British law, and see how the black pettifogger was defeated.
+
+Mr. Bagsby simply stated that he would take the case into Chancery,
+and his antagonist, utterly humiliated and defeated, refused to move
+a step farther in the matter.
+
+And now the French gentleman, M. Desonge, hearing of his friend's
+escape, became anxious to be free from his own rash engagements. He
+employed the same counsel who had been successful in the former
+instance, but the Gentleman in Black was a great deal wiser by this
+time, and whether M. Desonge escaped, or whether he is now in that
+extensive place which is paved with good intentions, we shall not
+say. Those who are anxious to know had better purchase the book
+wherein all these interesting matters are duly set down. There is
+one more diabolical picture in our budget, engraved by Mr. Thompson,
+the same dexterous artist who has rendered the former diableries so
+well.
+
+We may mention Mr. Thompson's name as among the first of the
+engravers to whom Cruikshank's designs have been entrusted; and next
+to him (if we may be allowed to make such arbitrary distinctions) we
+may place Mr. Williams; and the reader is not possibly aware of the
+immense difficulties to be overcome in the rendering of these little
+sketches, which, traced by the designer in a few hours, require
+weeks' labor from the engraver. Mr. Cruikshank has not been
+educated in the regular schools of drawing (very luckily for him, as
+we think), and consequently has had to make a manner for himself,
+which is quite unlike that of any other draftsman. There is nothing
+in the least mechanical about it; to produce his particular effects
+he uses his own particular lines, which are queer, free, fantastical,
+and must be followed in all their infinite twists and vagaries by
+the careful tool of the engraver. Those three lovely heads, for
+instance, imagined out of the rinds of lemons, are worth examining,
+not so much for the jovial humor and wonderful variety of feature
+exhibited in these darling countenances as for the engraver's part
+of the work. See the infinite delicate cross-lines and hatchings
+which he is obliged to render; let him go, not a hair's breadth, but
+the hundredth part of a hair's breadth, beyond the given line, and
+the FEELING of it is ruined. He receives these little dots and
+specks, and fantastical quirks of the pencil, and cuts away with a
+little knife round each, not too much nor too little. Antonio's
+pound of flesh did not puzzle the Jew so much; and so well does the
+engraver succeed at last, that we never remember to have met with a
+single artist who did not vow that the wood-cutter had utterly
+ruined his design.
+
+Of Messrs. Thompson and Williams we have spoken as the first
+engravers in point of rank; however, the regulations of professional
+precedence are certainly very difficult, and the rest of their
+brethren we shall not endeavor to class. Why should the artists who
+executed the cuts of the admirable "Three Courses" yield the pas to
+any one?
+
+There, for instance, is an engraving by Mr. Landells, nearly as good
+in our opinion as the very best woodcut that ever was made after
+Cruikshank, and curiously happy in rendering the artist's peculiar
+manner: this cut does not come from the facetious publications which
+we have consulted; but is a contribution by Mr. Cruikshank to an
+elaborate and splendid botanical work upon the Orchidaceae of
+Mexico, by Mr. Bateman. Mr. Bateman despatched some extremely
+choice roots of this valuable plant to a friend in England, who, on
+the arrival of the case, consigned it to his gardener to unpack. A
+great deal of anxiety with regard to the contents was manifested by
+all concerned, but on the lid of the box being removed, there issued
+from it three or four fine specimens of the enormous Blatta beetle
+that had been preying upon the plants during the voyage; against
+these the gardeners, the grooms, the porters, and the porters'
+children, issued forth in arms, and this scene the artist has
+immortalized.
+
+We have spoken of the admirable way in which Mr. Cruikshank has
+depicted Irish character and Cockney character; English country
+character is quite as faithfully delineated in the person of the
+stout porteress and her children, and of the "Chawbacon" with the
+shovel, on whose face is written "Zummerzetsheer." Chawbacon
+appears in another plate, or else Chawbacon's brother. He has come
+up to Lunnan, and is looking about him at raaces.
+
+How distinct are these rustics from those whom we have just been
+examining! They hang about the purlieus of the metropolis: Brook
+Green, Epsom, Greenwich, Ascot, Goodwood, are their haunts. They
+visit London professionally once a year, and that is at the time of
+Bartholomew fair. How one may speculate upon the different degrees
+of rascality, as exhibited in each face of the thimblerigging trio,
+and form little histories for these worthies, charming Newgate
+romances, such as have been of late the fashion! Is any man so
+blind that he cannot see the exact face that is writhing under the
+thhnblerigged hero's hat? Like Timanthes of old, our artist
+expresses great passions without the aid of the human countenance.
+There is another specimen--a street row of inebriated bottles. Is
+there any need of having a face after this? "Come on!" says Claret-
+bottle, a dashing, genteel fellow, with his hat on one ear--"Come
+on! has any man a mind to tap me?" Claret-bottle is a little
+screwed (as one may see by his legs), but full of gayety and
+courage; not so that stout, apoplectic Bottle-of-rum, who has
+staggered against the wall, and has his hand upon his liver: the
+fellow hurts himself with smoking, that is clear, and is as sick as
+sick can be. See, Port is making away from the storm, and Double X
+is as flat as ditch-water. Against these, awful in their white
+robes, the sober watchmen come.
+
+Our artist then can cover up faces, and yet show them quite clearly,
+as in the thimblerig group; or he can do without faces altogether;
+or he can, at a pinch, provide a countenance for a gentleman out of
+any given object--a beautiful Irish physiognomy being moulded upon a
+keg of whiskey; and a jolly English countenance frothing out of a
+pot of ale (the spirit of brave Toby Philpot come back to reanimate
+his clay); while in a fungus may be recognized the physiognomy of a
+mushroom peer. Finally, if he is at a loss, he can make a living
+head, body, and legs out of steel or tortoise-shell, as in the case
+of the vivacious pair of spectacles that are jockeying the nose of
+Caddy Cuddle.
+
+Of late years Mr. Cruikshank has busied himself very much with steel
+engraving, and the consequences of that lucky invention have been,
+that his plates are now sold by thousands, where they could only be
+produced by hundreds before. He has made many a bookseller's and
+author's fortune (we trust that in so doing he may not have
+neglected his own). Twelve admirable plates, furnished yearly to
+that facetious little publication, the Comic Almanac, have gained
+for it a sale, as we hear, of nearly twenty thousand copies. The
+idea of the work was novel; there was, in the first number
+especially, a great deal of comic power, and Cruikshank's designs
+were so admirable that the Almanac at once became a vast favorite
+with the public, and has so remained ever since.
+
+Besides the twelve plates, this almanac contains a prophetic
+woodcut, accompanying an awful Blarneyhum Astrologicum that appears
+in this and other almanacs. There is one that hints in pretty clear
+terms that with the Reform of Municipal Corporations the ruin of the
+great Lord Mayor of London is at hand. His lordship is meekly going
+to dine at an eightpenny ordinary, his giants in pawn, his men in
+armor dwindled to "one poor knight," his carriage to be sold, his
+stalwart aldermen vanished, his sheriffs, alas! and alas! in gaol!
+Another design shows that Rigdum, if a true, is also a moral and
+instructive prophet. John Bull is asleep, or rather in a vision;
+the cunning demon, Speculation, blowing a thousand bright bubbles
+about him. Meanwhile the rooks are busy at his fob, a knave has cut
+a cruel hole in his pocket, a rattlesnake has coiled safe round his
+feet, and will in a trice swallow Bull, chair, money and all; the
+rats are at his corn-bags (as if, poor devil, he had corn to spare);
+his faithful dog is bolting his leg-of-mutton--nay, a thief has
+gotten hold of his very candle, and there, by way of moral, is his
+ale-pot, which looks and winks in his face, and seems to say, O
+Bull, all this is froth, and a cruel satirical picture of a certain
+rustic who had a goose that laid certain golden eggs, which goose
+the rustic slew in expectation of finding all the eggs at once.
+This is goose and sage too, to borrow the pun of "learned Doctor
+Gill;" but we shrewdly suspect that Mr. Cruikshank is becoming a
+little conservative in his notions.
+
+We love these pictures so that it is hard to part us, and we still
+fondly endeavor to hold on, but this wild word, farewell, must be
+spoken by the best friends at last, and so good-by, brave woodcuts:
+we feel quite a sadness in coming to the last of our collection.
+
+In the earlier numbers of the Comic Almanac all the manners and
+customs of Londoners that would afford food for fun were noted down;
+and if during the last two years the mysterious personage who, under
+the title of "Rigdum Funnidos," compiles this ephemeris, has been
+compelled to resort to romantic tales, we must suppose that he did
+so because the great metropolis was exhausted, and it was necessary
+to discover new worlds in the cloud-land of fancy. The character of
+Mr. Stubbs, who made his appearance in the Almanac for 1839, had, we
+think, great merit, although his adventures were somewhat of too
+tragical a description to provoke pure laughter.
+
+We should be glad to devote a few pages to the "Illustratons of
+Time," the "Scraps and Sketches," and the "Illustrations of
+Phrenology," which are among the most famous of our artist's
+publications; but it is very difficult to find new terms of praise,
+as find them one must, when reviewing Mr. Cruikshank's publications,
+and more difficult still (as the reader of this notice will no doubt
+have perceived for himself long since) to translate his design into
+words, and go to the printer's box for a description of all that fun
+and humor which the artist can produce by a few skilful turns of his
+needle. A famous article upon the "Illustrations of Time" appeared
+some dozen years since in Blackwood's Magazine, of which the
+conductors have always been great admirers of our artist, as became
+men of honor and genius. To these grand qualities do not let it be
+supposed that we are laying claim, but, thank heaven, Cruikshank's
+humor is so good and benevolent that any man must love it, and on
+this score we may speak as well as another.
+
+Then there are the "Greenwich Hospital" designs, which must not be
+passed over. "Greenwich Hospital" is a hearty, good-natured book,
+in the Tom Dibdin school, treating of the virtues of British tars,
+in approved nautical language. They maul Frenchmen and Spaniards,
+they go out in brigs and take frigates, they relieve women in
+distress, and are yard-arm and yard-arming, athwart-hawsing,
+marlinspiking, binnacling, and helm's-a-leeing, as honest seamen
+invariably do, in novels, on the stage, and doubtless on board ship.
+This we cannot take upon us to say, but the artist, like a true
+Englishman, as he is, loves dearly these brave guardians of Old
+England, and chronicles their rare or fanciful exploits with the
+greatest good-will. Let any one look at the noble head of Nelson in
+the "Family Library," and they will, we are sure, think with us that
+the designer must have felt and loved what he drew. There are to
+this abridgment of Southey's admirable book many more cuts after
+Cruikshank; and about a dozen pieces by the same hand will be found
+in a work equally popular, Lockhart's excellent "Life of Napoleon."
+Among these the retreat from Moscow is very fine; the Mamlouks most
+vigorous, furious, and barbarous, as they should be. At the end of
+these three volumes Mr. Cruikshank's contributions to the "Family
+Library" seem suddenly to have ceased.
+
+We are not at all disposed to undervalue the works and genius of Mr.
+Dickens, and we are sure that he would admit as readily as any man
+the wonderful assistance that he has derived from the artist who has
+given us the portraits of his ideal personages, and made them
+familiar to all the world. Once seen, these figures remain
+impressed on the memory, which otherwise would have had no hold
+upon them, and the heroes and heroines of Boz become personal
+acquaintances with each of us. Oh, that Hogarth could have
+illustrated Fielding in the same way! and fixed down on paper those
+grand figures of Parson Adams, and Squire Allworthy, and the great
+Jonathan Wild.
+
+With regard to the modern romance of "Jack Sheppard," in which the
+latter personage makes a second appearance, it seems to us that Mr.
+Cruikshank really created the tale, and that Mr. Ainsworth, as it
+were, only put words to it. Let any reader of the novel think over
+it for a while, now that it is some months since he has perused and
+laid it down--let him think, and tell us what he remembers of the
+tale? George Cruikshank's pictures--always George Cruikshank's
+pictures. The storm in the Thames, for instance: all the author's
+labored description of that event has passed clean away--we have
+only before the mind's eye the fine plates of Cruikshank: the poor
+wretch cowering under the bridge arch, as the waves come rushing in,
+and the boats are whirling away in the drift of the great swollen
+black waters. And let any man look at that second plate of the
+murder on the Thames, and he must acknowledge how much more
+brilliant the artist's description is than the writer's, and what a
+real genius for the terrible as well as for the ridiculous the
+former has; how awful is the gloom of the old bridge, a few lights
+glimmering from the houses here and there, but not so as to be
+reflected on the water at all, which is too turbid and raging: a
+great heavy rack of clouds goes sweeping over the bridge, and men
+with flaring torches, the murderers, are borne away with the stream.
+
+The author requires many pages to describe the fury of the storm,
+which Mr. Cruikshank has represented in one. First, he has to
+prepare you with the something inexpressibly melancholy in sailing
+on a dark night upon the Thames: "the ripple of the water," "the
+darkling current," "the indistinctively seen craft," "the solemn
+shadows" and other phenomena visible on rivers at night are detailed
+(with not unskilful rhetoric) in order to bring the reader into a
+proper frame of mind for the deeper gloom and horror which is to
+ensue. Then follow pages of description. "As Rowland sprang to the
+helm, and gave the signal for pursuit, a war like a volley of
+ordnance was heard aloft, and the wind again burst its bondage. A
+moment before the surface of the stream was as black as ink. It was
+now whitening, hissing, and seething, like an enormous caldron. The
+blast once more swept over the agitated river, whirled off the
+sheets of foam, scattered them far and wide in rain-drops, and left
+the raging torrent blacker than before. Destruction everywhere
+marked the course of the gale. Steeples toppled and towers reeled
+beneath its fury. All was darkness, horror, confusion, ruin. Men
+fled from their tottering habitations and returned to them, scared
+by greater danger. The end of the world seemed at hand. . . . The
+hurricane had now reached its climax. The blast shrieked, as if
+exulting in its wrathful mission. Stunning and continuous, the din
+seemed almost to take away the power of hearing. He who had faced
+the gale WOULD HAVE BEEN INSTANTLY STIFLED," &c. &c. See with what
+a tremendous war of words (and good loud words too; Mr. Ainsworth's
+description is a good and spirited one) the author is obliged to
+pour in upon the reader before he can effect his purpose upon the
+latter, and inspire him with a proper terror. The painter does it
+at a glance, and old Wood's dilemma in the midst of that tremendous
+storm, with the little infant at his bosom, is remembered
+afterwards, not from the words, but from the visible image of them
+that the artist has left us.
+
+It would not, perhaps, be out of place to glance through the whole
+of the "Jack Sheppard" plates, which are among the most finished and
+the most successful of Mr. Cruikshank's performances, and say a word
+or two concerning them. Let us begin with finding fault with No. 1,
+"Mr. Wood offers to adopt little Jack Sheppard." A poor print, on a
+poor subject; the figure of the woman not as carefully designed as
+it might be, and the expression of the eyes (not an uncommon fault
+with our artist) much caricatured. The print is cut up, to use the
+artist's phrase, by the number of accessories which the engraver has
+thought proper, after the author's elaborate description, elaborately
+to reproduce. The plate of "Wild discovering Darrell in the
+loft" is admirable--ghastly, terrible, and the treatment of it
+extraordinarily skilful, minute, and bold. The intricacies of the
+tile-work, and the mysterious twinkling of light among the beams,
+are excellently felt and rendered; and one sees here, as in the two
+next plates of the storm and murder, what a fine eye the artist has,
+what a skilful hand, and what a sympathy for the wild and dreadful.
+As a mere imitation of nature, the clouds and the bridge in the
+murder picture may be examined by painters who make far higher
+pretensions than Mr. Cruikshank. In point of workmanship they are
+equally good, the manner quite unaffected, the effect produced
+without any violent contrast, the whole scene evidently well and
+philosophically arranged in the artist's brain, before he began to
+put it upon copper.
+
+The famous drawing of "Jack carving the name on the beam," which has
+been transferred to half the play-bills in town, is overloaded with
+accessories, as the first plate; but they are much better arranged
+than in the last-named engraving, and do not injure the effect of
+the principal figure. Remark, too, the conscientiousness of the
+artist, and that shrewd pervading idea of FORM which is one of his
+principal characteristics. Jack is surrounded by all sorts of
+implements of his profession; he stands on a regular carpenter's
+table: away in the shadow under it lie shavings and a couple of
+carpenter's hampers. The glue-pot, the mallet, the chisel-handle,
+the planes, the saws, the hone with its cover, and the other
+paraphernalia are all represented with extraordinary accuracy and
+forethought. The man's mind has retained the exact DRAWING of all
+these minute objects (unconsciously perhaps to himself), but we can
+see with what keen eyes he must go through the world, and what a
+fund of facts (as such a knowledge of the shape of objects is in his
+profession) this keen student of nature has stored away in his
+brain. In the next plate, where Jack is escaping from his mistress,
+the figure of that lady, one of the deepest of the [Greek text
+omitted], strikes us as disagreeable and unrefined; that of Winifred
+is, on the contrary, very pretty and graceful; and Jack's puzzled,
+slinking look must not be forgotten. All the accessories are good,
+and the apartment has a snug, cosy air; which is not remarkable,
+except that it shows how faithfully the designer has performed his
+work, and how curiously he has entered into all the particulars of
+the subject.
+
+Master Thames Darrell, the handsome young man of the book, is, in
+Mr. Cruikshank's portraits of him, no favorite of ours. The lad
+seems to wish to make up for the natural insignificance of his face
+by frowning on all occasions most portentously. This figure,
+borrowed from the compositor's desk, will give a notion of what we
+mean. Wild's face is too violent for the great man of history (if
+we may call Fielding history), but this is in consonance with the
+ranting, frowning, braggadocio character that Mr. Ainsworth has
+given him.
+
+The "Interior of Willesden Church" is excellent as a composition,
+and a piece of artistical workmanship; the groups are well arranged;
+and the figure of Mrs. Sheppard looking round alarmed, as her son is
+robbing the dandy Kneebone, is charming, simple, and unaffected.
+Not so "Mrs. Sheppard ill in bed," whose face is screwed up to an
+expression vastly too tragic. The little glimpse of the church seen
+through the open door of the room is very beautiful and poetical: it
+is in such small hints that an artist especially excels; they are
+the morals which he loves to append to his stories, and are always
+appropriate and welcome. The boozing ken is not to our liking; Mrs.
+Sheppard is there with her horrified eyebrows again. Why this
+exaggeration--is it necessary for the public? We think not, or if
+they require such excitement, let our artist, like a true painter as
+he is, teach them better things.*
+
+
+* A gentleman (whose wit is so celebrated that one should be very
+cautious in repeating his stories) gave the writer a good
+illustration of the philosophy of exaggeration. Mr. ---- was once
+behind the scenes at the Opera when the scene-shifters were
+preparing for the ballet. Flora was to sleep under a bush, whereon
+were growing a number of roses, and amidst which was fluttering a
+gay covey of butterflies. In size the roses exceeded the most
+expansive sunflowers, and the butterflies were as large as cocked
+hats;--the scene-shifter explained to Mr. ----, who asked the reason
+why everything was so magnified, that the galleries could never see
+the objects unless they were enormously exaggerated. How many of
+our writers and designers work for the galleries?
+
+The "Escape from Willesden Cage" is excellent; the "Burglary in
+Wood's house" has not less merit; "Mrs. Sheppard in Bedlam," a
+ghastly picture indeed, is finely conceived, but not, as we fancy,
+so carefully executed; it would be better for a little more careful
+drawing in the female figure.
+
+"Jack sitting for his picture" is a very pleasing group, and savors
+of the manner of Hogarth, who is introduced in the company. The
+"Murder of Trenchard" must be noticed too as remarkable for the
+effect and terrible vigor which the artist has given to the scene.
+The "Willesden Churchyard" has great merit too, but the gems of the
+book are the little vignettes illustrating the escape from Newgate.
+Here, too, much anatomical care of drawing is not required; the
+figures are so small that the outline and attitude need only to be
+indicated, and the designer has produced a series of figures quite
+remarkable for reality and poetry too. There are no less than ten
+of Jack's feats so described by Mr. Cruikshank. (Let us say a word
+here in praise of the excellent manner in which the author has
+carried us through the adventure.) Here is Jack clattering up the
+chimney, now peering into the lonely red room, now opening "the door
+between the red room and the chapel." What a wild, fierce, scared
+look he has, the young ruffian, as cautiously he steps in, holding
+light his bar of iron. You can see by his face how his heart is
+beating! If any one were there! but no! And this is a very fine
+characteristic of the prints, the extreme LONELINESS of them all.
+Not a soul is there to disturb him--woe to him who should--and Jack
+drives in the chapel gate, and shatters down the passage door, and
+there you have him on the leads. Up he goes! it is but a spring of
+a few feet from the blanket, and he is gone--abiit, evasit, erupit!
+Mr. Wild must catch him again if he can.
+
+We must not forget to mention "Oliver Twist," and Mr. Cruikshank's
+famous designs to that work.* The sausage scene at Fagin's, Nancy
+seizing the boy; that capital piece of humor, Mr. Bumble's
+courtship, which is even better in Cruikshank's version than in
+Boz's exquisite account of the interview; Sykes's farewell to the
+dog; and the Jew,--the dreadful Jew--that Cruikshank drew! What a
+fine touching picture of melancholy desolation is that of Sykes and
+the dog! The poor cur is not too well drawn, the landscape is stiff
+and formal; but in this case the faults, if faults they be, of
+execution rather add to than diminish the effect of the picture: it
+has a strange, wild, dreary, broken-hearted look; we fancy we see
+the landscape as it must have appeared to Sykes, when ghastly and
+with bloodshot eyes he looked at it. As for the Jew in the dungeon,
+let us say nothing of it--what can we say to describe it? What a
+fine homely poet is the man who can produce this little world of
+mirth or woe for us! Does he elaborate his effects by slow process
+of thought, or do they come to him by instinct? Does the painter
+ever arrange in his brain an image so complete, that he afterwards
+can copy it exactly on the canvas, or does the hand work in spite of
+him?
+
+
+* Or his new work, "The Tower of London," which promises even to
+surpass Mr. Cruikshank's former productions.
+
+
+A great deal of this random work of course every artist has done in
+his time; many men produce effects of which they never dreamed, and
+strike off excellences, haphazard, which gain for them reputation;
+but a fine quality in Mr. Cruikshank, the quality of his success, as
+we have said before, is the extraordinary earnestness and good faith
+with which he executes all he attempts--the ludicrous, the polite,
+the low, the terrible. In the second of these he often, in our
+fancy, fails, his figures lacking elegance and descending to
+caricature; but there is something fine in this too: it is good that
+he SHOULD fail, that he should have these honest naive notions
+regarding the beau monde, the characteristics of which a namby-pamby
+tea-party painter could hit off far better than he. He is a great
+deal too downright and manly to appreciate the flimsy delicacies of
+small society--you cannot expect a lion to roar you like any sucking
+dove, or frisk about a drawing-room like a lady's little spaniel.
+
+If then, in the course of his life and business, he has been
+occasionally obliged to imitate the ways of such small animals, he
+has done so, let us say it at once, clumsily, and like as a lion
+should. Many artists, we hear, hold his works rather cheap; they
+prate about bad drawing, want of scientific knowledge:--they would
+have something vastly more neat, regular, anatomical.
+
+Not one of the whole band most likely but can paint an Academy
+figure better than himself; nay, or a portrait of an alderman's lady
+and family of children. But look down the list of the painters and
+tell us who are they? How many among these men are POETS (makers),
+possessing the faculty to create, the greatest among the gifts with
+which Providence has endowed the mind of man? Say how many there
+are, count up what they have done, and see what in the course of
+some nine-and-twenty years has been done by this indefatigable man.
+
+What amazing energetic fecundity do we find in him! As a boy he
+began to fight for bread, has been hungry (twice a day we trust)
+ever since, and has been obliged to sell his wit for his bread week
+by week. And his wit, sterling gold as it is, will find no such
+purchasers as the fashionable painter's thin pinchbeck, who can live
+comfortably for six weeks, when paid for and painting a portrait,
+and fancies his mind prodigiously occupied all the while. There was
+an artist in Paris, an artist hairdresser, who used to be fatigued
+and take restoratives after inventing a new coiffure. By no such
+gentle operation of head-dressing has Cruikshank lived: time was (we
+are told so in print) when for a picture with thirty heads in it he
+was paid three guineas--a poor week's pittance truly, and a dire
+week's labor. We make no doubt that the same labor would at present
+bring him twenty times the sum; but whether it be ill paid or well,
+what labor has Mr. Cruikshank's been! Week by week, for thirty
+years, to produce something new; some smiling offspring of painful
+labor, quite independent and distinct from its ten thousand jovial
+brethren; in what hours of sorrow and ill-health to be told by the
+world, "Make us laugh or you starve--Give us fresh fun; we have
+eaten up the old and are hungry. And all this has he been obliged
+to do--to wring laughter day by day, sometimes, perhaps, out of
+want, often certainly from ill-health or depression--to keep the
+fire of his brain perpetually alight: for the greedy public will
+give it no leisure to cool. This he has done and done well. He has
+told a thousand truths in as many strange and fascinating ways; he
+has given a thousand new and pleasant thoughts to millions of
+people; he has never used his wit dishonestly; he has never, in all
+the exuberance of his frolicsome humor, caused a single painful or
+guilty blush: how little do we think of the extraordinary power of
+this man, and how ungrateful we are to him!
+
+Here, as we are come round to the charge of ingratitude, the
+starting-post from which we set out, perhaps we had better conclude.
+The reader will perhaps wonder at the high-flown tone in which we
+speak of the services and merits of an individual, whom he considers
+a humble scraper on steel, that is wonderfully popular already. But
+none of us remember all the benefits we owe him; they have come one
+by one, one driving out the memory of the other: it is only when we
+come to examine them all together, as the writer has done, who has a
+pile of books on the table before him--a heap of personal kindnesses
+from George Cruikshank (not presents, if you please, for we bought,
+borrowed, or stole every one of them)--that we feel what we owe him.
+Look at one of Mr. Cruikshank's works, and we pronounce him an
+excellent humorist. Look at all: his reputation is increased by a
+kind of geometrical progression; as a whole diamond is a hundred
+times more valuable than the hundred splinters into which it might
+be broken would be. A fine rough English diamond is this about
+which we have been writing.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's Etext of George Cruikshank, by Wm. Thackeray
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