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+
+CABBAGES AND KINGS
+
+by O Henry
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+The Proem
+"Fox-in-the-Morning"
+The Lotus and the Bottle
+Smith
+Caught
+Cupid's Exile Number Two
+The Phonograph and the Graft
+Money Maze
+The Admiral
+The Flag Paramount
+The Shamrock and the Palm
+The Remnants of the Code
+Shoes
+Ships
+Masters of Arts
+Dicky
+Rouge et Noir
+Two Recalls
+The Vitagraphoscope
+
+
+
+
+CABBAGES AND KINGS
+
+
+The Proem
+
+By the Carpenter
+
+They will tell you in Anchuria, that President Miraflores, of that
+volatile republic, died by his own hand in the coast town of Coralio;
+that he had reached thus far in flight from the inconveniences of
+an imminent revolution; and that one hundred thousand dollars,
+government funds, which he carried with him in an American leather
+valise as a souvenir of his tempestuous administration, was never
+afterward recovered.
+
+For a ~real~, a boy will show you his grave. It is back of the town
+near a little bridge that spans a mangrove swamp. A plain slab of
+wood stands at its head. Some one has burned upon the headstone with
+a hot iron this inscription:
+
+ RAMON ANGEL DE LAS CRUZES
+ Y MIRAFLORES
+ PRESIDENTE DE LA REPUBLICA
+ DE ANCHURIA
+ QUE SEA SU JUEZ DIOS
+
+It is characteristic of this buoyant people that they pursue no man
+beyond the grave. "Let God be his judge!"--Even with the hundred
+thousand unfound, though they greatly coveted, the hue and cry went
+no further than that.
+
+To the stranger or the guest the people of Coralio will relate the
+story of the tragic end of their former president; how he strove
+to escape from the country with the publice funds and also with Dona
+Isabel Guilbert, the young American opera singer; and how, being
+apprehended by members of the opposing political party in Coralio,
+he shot himself through the head rather than give up the funds, and,
+in consequence, the Senorita Guilbert. They will relate further
+that Dona Isabel, her adventurous bark of fortune shoaled by the
+simultaneous loss of her distinguished admirer and the souvenir
+hundred thousand, dropped anchor on this stagnant coast, awaiting
+a rising tide.
+
+They say, in Coralio, that she found a prompt and prosperous tide
+in the form of Frank Goodwin, an American resident of the town,
+an investor who had grown wealthy by dealing in the products of
+the country--a banana king, a rubber prince, a sarsaparilla, indigo
+and mahogany baron. The Senorita Guilbert, you will be told, married
+Senor Goodwin one month after the president's death, thus, in the
+very moment when Fortune had ceased to smile, wresting from her
+a gift greater than the prize withdrawn.
+
+Of the American, Don Frank Goodwin, and of his wife the natives have
+nothing but good to say. Don Frank has lived among them for years,
+and has compelled their respect. His lady is easily queen of what
+social life the sober coast affords. The wife of the governor of the
+district, herself, who was of the proud Castilian family of Monteleon
+y Dolorosa de los Santos y Mendez, feels honored to unfold her napkin
+with olive-hued, ringed hands at the table of Senora Goodwin. Were
+you to refer (with your northern prejudices) to the vivacious past
+of Mrs. Goodwin when her audacious and gleeful abandon in light opera
+captured the mature president's fancy, or to her share in that
+statesman's downfall and malfeasance, the Latin shrug of the shoulder
+would be your only answer and rebuttal. What prejudices there were
+in Coralio concerning Senora Goodwin seemed now to be in her favor,
+whatever they had been in the past.
+
+It would seem that the story is ended, instead of begun; that the
+close of tragedy and the climax of a romance have covered the ground
+of interest; but, to the more curious reader it shall be some slight
+instruction to trace the close threads that underlie the ingenious
+web of circumstances.
+
+The headpiece bearing the name of President Miraflores is daily
+scrubbed with soap-bark and sand. An old half-breed Indian tends the
+grave with fidelity and the dawdling minuteness of inherited sloth.
+He chops down the weeds and ever-springing grass with his machete, he
+plucks ants and scorpions and beetles from it with his horny fingers,
+and sprinkles its turf with water from the plaza fountain. There is
+no grave anywhere so well kept and ordered.
+
+Only by following out the underlying threads will it be made clear
+why the old Indian, Galves, is secretly paid to keep green the grave
+of President Miraflores by one who never saw that unfortunate
+statesman in life or in death, and why that one was wont to walk
+in the twilight, casting from a distance looks of gentle sadness upon
+that unhonored mound.
+
+Elsewhere than at Coralio one learns of the impetuous career
+of Isabel Guilbert. New Orleans gave her birth and the mingled
+French and Spanish creole nature that tinctured her life with such
+turbulence and warmth. She had little education, but a knowledge of
+men and motives that seemed to have come by instinct. Far beyond the
+common woman was she endowed with intrepid rashness, with a love for
+the pursuit of adventure to the brink of danger, and with desire for
+the pleasures of life. Her spirit was one to chafe under any curb;
+she was Eve after the fall, but before the bitterness of it was felt.
+She wore life as a rose in her bosom.
+
+Of the legion of men who had been at her feet it was said that
+but one was so fortunate as to engage her fancy. To President
+Miraflores, the brilliant but unstable ruler of Anchuria, she yielded
+the key to her resolute heart. How, then, do we find her (as the
+Coralians would have told you) the wife of Frank Goodwin, and happily
+living a life of dull and dreamy inaction?
+
+The underlying threads reach far, stretching across the sea.
+Following them out it will be made plain why "Shorty" O'Day, of the
+Columbia Detective Agency, resigned his position. And, for a lighter
+pastime, it shall be a duty and a pleasing sport to wander with Momus
+beneath the tropic stars where Melpomene once stalked austere. Now
+to cause laughter to echo from those lavish jungles and frowing crags
+where formerly rang the cries of pirate's victims; to lay aside pike
+and cutlass and attack with quip and jollity; to draw one saving
+titter of mirth from the rusty casque of Romance--this were pleasant
+to do in the shade of the lemon-trees on that coast that is curved
+like lips set for smiling.
+
+For there are yet tales of the Spanish Main. That segment of
+continent washed by the tempestuous Caribbean, and presenting to the
+sea a formidable border of tropicle jungle topped by the overweening
+Cordilleras, is still begirt by mystery and romance. In past times,
+buccaneers and revolutionists roused the echoes of its cliffs, and
+the condor wheeled perpetually above where, in the green groves,
+they made food for him with their matchlocks and toledos. Taken and
+retaken by sea rovers, by adverse powers and by sudden uprising of
+rebellious factions, the historic 300 miles of adventurous coast has
+scarcely known for hundreds of years whom rightly to call its master.
+Pizarro, Balboa, Sir Francis Drake, and Bolivar did what they could
+to make it a part of Christendom. Sir John Morgan, Lafitte and other
+eminent swashbucklers bombarded and pounded it in the name of
+Abaddon.
+
+The game still goes on. The guns of the rovers are silenced; but the
+tintype man, the enlarged photograph brigand, the kodaking tourist
+and the scouts of the gentle brigade of fakirs have found it out, and
+carry on the work. The hucksters of Germany, France, and Sicily now
+bag in small change across their counters. Gentlemen adventurers
+throng the waiting-rooms of its rulers with proposals for railways
+and concessions. The little ~opera-bouffe~ nations play at
+government and intrigue until some day a big, silent gunboat glides
+into the offing and warns them not to break their toys. And with
+these changes comes also the small adventurer, with empty pockets to
+fill, light of heart, busy-brained--the modern fairy prince, bearing
+an alarm clock with which, more surely than by the sentimental
+kiss, to awaken the beautiful tropics from their centuries' sleep.
+Generally he wears a shamrock, which he matches pridefully against
+the extravagant palms; and it is he who had driven Melpomene to
+the wings, and set Comedy to dancing before the footlights of the
+Southern Cross.
+
+So, there is a little tale to tell of many things. Perhaps to the
+promiscuous ear of the Walrus it shall come with most avail; for in
+it there are indeed shoes and ships and sealing-wax and cabbage-palms
+and presidents instead of kings.
+
+Add to these a little love and counterplotting, and scatter
+everywhere throughout the maze a trail of tropical dollars--dollars
+warmed no more by the torrid sun than by the hot palms of the scouts
+of Fortune--and, after all, here seems to be Life, itself, with talk
+enough to weary the most garrulous of Walruses.
+
+
+
+I
+
+"Fox-in-the-Morning"
+
+Coralio reclined, in the mid-day heat, like some vacuous beauty
+lounging in a guarded harem. The town lay at the sea's edge on
+a strip of alluvial coast. It was set like a little pearl in an
+emerald band. Behind it, and seeming almost to topple, imminent,
+above it, rose the sea-following range of the Cordilleras. In front
+the sea was spread, a smiling jailer, but even more incorruptible
+than the frowning mountains. The waves swished along the smooth
+beach; the parrots screamed in the orange and ceiba-trees; the palms
+waved their limber fronds foolishly like an awkward chorus at the
+prima donna's cue to enter.
+
+Suddenly the town was full of excitement. A native boy dashed down
+a grass-grown street, shrieking: "~Busca el Senor~ Goodwin. ~Ha
+venido un telegrafo por el!~"
+
+The word passed quickly. Telegrams do not come to any one in
+Coralio. The cry for Senor Goodwin was taken up by a dozen officious
+voices. The main street running parallel to the beach became
+populated with those who desired to expedite the delivery of the
+dispatch. Knots of women with complexions varying from palest olive
+to deepest brown gathered at street corners and plaintively carolled:
+"~Un telegrafo por Senor~ Goodwin!" The ~comandante~, Don Senor
+el Coronel Encarnacion Rios, who was loyal to the Ins and suspected
+Goodwin's devotion to the Outs, hissed: "Aha!" and wrote in his
+secret memorandum book the accusive fact that Senor Goodwin had on
+that momentous date received a telegram.
+
+In the midst of the hullabaloo a man stepped to the door of a small
+wooden building and looked out. Above the door was a sign that read
+"Keogh and Clancy"--a nomenclature that seemed not to be indigenous
+to that tropical soil. The man in the door was Billy Keogh, scout
+of fortune and progress and latter-day rover of the Spanish Main.
+Tintypes and photographs were the weapons with which Keogh and Clancy
+were at that time assailing the hopeless shores. Outside the shop
+were set two large frames filled with specimens fo their art and
+skill.
+
+Keogh leaned in the doorway, his bold and humorous countenance
+wearing a look of interest at the unusual influx of life and sound
+in the street. When the meaning of the disturbance became clear
+to him he placed a hand beside his mouth and shouted: "Hey! Frank!"
+in such a robustious voice that the feeble clamor of the natives was
+drowned and silenced.
+
+Fifty yards away, on the seaward side of the street, stood the
+abode of the consul for the United States. Out from the door of
+this building tumbled Goodwin at the call. He had been smoking
+with Willard Geddie, the consul, on the back porch of the consulate,
+which was conceded to be the coolest spot in Coralio.
+
+"Hurry up," shouted Keogh. "There's a riot in town on account of
+a telegram that's come for you. You want to be careful about these
+things, my boy. It won't do to trifle with the feelings of the public
+this way. You'll be getting a pink note some day with violet scent
+on it; and then the country'll be steeped in the throes of a
+revolution."
+
+Goodwin had strolled up the street and met the boy with the message.
+The ox-eyed women gazed at him with shy admiration, for his type
+drew them. He was big, blond, and jauntily dressed in white linen,
+with buckskin ~zapatos~. His manner was courtly, with a merciful
+eye. When the telegram had been delivered, and the bearer of it
+dismissed with a gratuity, the relieved populace returned to the
+contiguities of shade from which curiosity had drawn it--the women
+to their baking in the mud ovens under the orange-trees, or to the
+interminable combing of their long, straight hair; the men to their
+cigarettes and gossip in the cantinas.
+
+Goodwin sat on Keogh's doorstep, and read his telegram. It was from
+Bob Englehart, an American, who lived in San Mateo, the capital city
+of Anchuria, eighty miles in the interior. Englehart was a gold
+miner, an ardent revolutionist and "good people." That he was a man
+of resource and imagination was proven by the telegram he had sent.
+It had had been his task to send a confidential message to his friend
+in Coralio. This could not have been accomplished in either Spanish
+or English, for the eye politic in Anchuria was an active one. But
+Englehart was a diplomatist. There existed but one code upon which
+he might make requisition with promise of safety--the great and
+potent code of Slang. So, here is the message that slipped,
+unconstrued, through the fingers of curious officials, and came
+to the eye of Goodwin:
+
+ "His Nibs skedaddled yesterday per jack-rabbit line with all the
+ coin in the kitty and the bundle of muslin he's spoony about. The
+ boodle is six figures short. Our crowd in good shape, but we need
+ the spondulicks. You collar it. The main guy and the dry goods
+ are headed for the briny. You to know what to do.
+
+ BOB."
+
+This screed, remarkable as it was, had no mystery for Goodwin.
+He was the most successful of the small advance-guard of speculative
+Americans that had invaded Anchuria, and he had not reached that
+enviable pinnacle without having well exercised the arts of foresight
+and deduction. He had taken up political intrigue as a matter of
+business. He was acute enough to wield a certain influence among
+the leading schemers, and he was prosperous enough to be able to
+purchase the respect of the petty-officeholders. There was always
+a revolutionary party; and to it he had allied himself; for the
+adherents of a new administration received the rewards of their
+labors. There was now a Liberal party seeking to overturn President
+Miraflores. If the wheel successfully revolved, Goodwin stood to win
+a concession to 30,000 manzanas of the finest coffee lands in the
+interior. Certain incidents in the recent career of President
+Miraflores had excited a shrewd suspicion in Goodwin's mind that the
+government was near a dissolution from another cause than that of a
+revolution, and now Englehart's telegram had come as a corroboration
+of his wisdom.
+
+The telegram, which had remained unintelligible to the Anchurian
+linguists who had applied to it in vain their knowledge of Spanish
+and elemental English, conveyed a stimulating piece of news to
+Goodwin's understanding. It informed him that the president of the
+republic had decamped from the capital city with the contents of the
+treasury. Furthermore, that he was accompanied in his flight by that
+winning adventuress Isabel Guilbert, the opera singer, whose troupe
+of performers had been entertained by the president at San Mateo
+during the past month on a scale less modest than that with which
+royal visitors are often content. The reference to the "jackrabbit
+line" could mean nothing else than the mule-back system of transport
+that prevailed between Coralio and the capital. The hint that the
+"boodle" was "six figures short" made the condition of the national
+treasury lamentably clear. Also it was convincingly true that the
+ingoing party--its way now made a pacific one--would need the
+"spondulicks." Unless its pledges should be fulfilled, and the
+spoils held for the delectation of the victors, precarious indeed,
+would be the position of the new government. Therefore it was
+exceeding necessary to "collar the main guy," and recapture the
+sinews of war and government.
+
+Goodwin handed the message to Keogh.
+
+"Read that, Billy," he said. "It's from Bob Englehart. Can you
+manage the cipher?"
+
+Keogh sat in the other half of the doorway, and carefully perused
+the telegram.
+
+"'Tis not a cipher," he said, finally. "'Tis what they call
+literature, and that's a system of language put in the mouths
+of people that they've never been introduced to by writers of
+imagination. The magazines invented it, but I never knew before that
+President Norvin Green had stamped it with the seal of his approval.
+'Tis now no longer literature, but language. The dictionaries tried,
+but they couldn't make it go for anything but dialect. Sure, now
+that the Western Union indorses it, it won't be long till a race of
+people will spring up that speaks it."
+
+"You're running too much to philology, Billy," said Goodwin. "Do you
+make out the meaning of it?"
+
+"Sure," replied the philosopher of Fortune. "All languages come easy
+to the man who must know 'em. I've even failed to misunderstand an
+order to evacuate in classical Chinese when it was backed up by the
+muzzle of a breech-loader. This little literary essay I hold in my
+hands means a game of Fox-in-the-Morning. Ever play that, Frank,
+when you was a kid?"
+
+"I think so," said Goodwin, laughing. "You join hands all 'round,
+and--"
+
+"You do not," interrupted Keogh. "You've got a fine sporting game
+mixed up in your head with 'All Around the Rosebush.' The spirit of
+'Fox-in-the-Morning' is opposed to the holding of hands. I'll tell
+you how it's played. This president man and his companion in play,
+they stand up over in San Mateo, ready for the run, and shout:
+"Fox-in-the-Morning!' Me and you, standing here, we say: 'Goose
+and Gander!' They say: 'How many miles is it to London town?' We
+say: 'Only a few, if your legs are long enough. How many comes out?'
+They say: 'More than you're able to catch.' And then the game
+commences."
+
+"I catch the idea," said Goodwin. "It won't do to let the goose
+and gander slip through your fingers, Billy; their feathers are too
+valuable. Our crowd is prepared and able to step into the shoes
+of the government at once; but with the treasury empty we'd stay
+in power about as long as a tenderfoot would stick on an untamed
+bronco. We must play the fox on every foot of the coast to prevent
+their getting out of the country."
+
+"By the mule-back schedule," said Keogh, "it's five days down from
+San Mateo. We've got plenty of time to set our outposts. There's
+only three places on the coast where they can hope to sail from--here
+and Solitas and Alazan. They're the only points we'll have to guard.
+It's as easy as a chess problem--fox to play, and mate in three
+moves. Oh, goosey, goosey, gander, whither do you wander? By the
+blessing of the literary telegraph the boodle of this benighted
+fatherland shall be preserved to the honest political party that
+is seeking to overthrow it."
+
+The situation had been justly outlined by Keogh. The down trail
+from the capital was at all times a weary road to travel. A jiggety-
+joggety journey it was; ice-cold and hot, wet and dry. The trail
+climbed appalling mountains, wound like a rotten string about the
+brows of breathless precipices, plunged through chilling snow-fed
+streams, and wriggled like a snake through sunless forests teeming
+with menacing insect and animal life. After descending to the
+foothills it turned to a trident, the central prong ending at Alazan.
+Another branched off to Coralio; the third penetrated to Solitas.
+Between the sea and the foothills stretched the five miles breadth
+of alluvial coast. Here was the flora ofthe tropics in its rankest
+and most prodigal growth. Spaces here and there had been wrested
+from the jungle and planted with bananas and cane and orange groves.
+The rest was a riot of wild vegetation, the home of monkeys, tapirs,
+jaguars, alligators, and prodigious reptiles and insects. Where no
+road was cut a serpent could scarcely make its way through the tangle
+of vines and creepers. Across the treacherous mangrove swamps few
+things without wings could safely pass. Therefore the fugitives
+could hope to reach the coast only by one of the routes named.
+
+"Keep the matter quiet, Billy," advised Goodwin. "We don't want
+the Ins to know that the president is in flight. I suppose Bob's
+information is something of a scoop in the capital as yet. Otherwise
+he would not have tried to make his message a confidential one; and,
+besides, everybody would have heard the news. I'm going around now
+to see Dr. Zavalla, and start a man up the trail to cut the telegraph
+wire."
+
+As Goodwin rose, Keogh threw his hat upon the grass by the door and
+expelled a tremendous sigh.
+
+"What's the trouble, Billy?" asked Goodwin, pausing. "That's the
+first time I heard you sigh."
+
+"'Tis the last," said Keogh. "With that sorrowful puff of wind
+I resign myself to a life of praiseworthy but harassing honesty.
+What are tintypes, if you please, to the opportunities of the great
+and hilarious class of ganders and geese? Not that I would be a
+president, Frank--and the boodle he's got is too big for me to handle
+--but in some ways I feel my conscience hurting me for addicting
+myself to photographing a nation instead of running away with it.
+Frank, did you ever see the 'bundle of muslin' that His Excellency
+has wrapped up and carried off?"
+
+"Isabel Guilbert?" said Goodwin, laughing. "No, I never did. From
+what I've heard of her, though, I imagine that she wouldn't stick at
+anything to carry her point. Don't get romantic, Billy. Sometimes
+I begin to fear that there's Irish blood in your ancestry."
+
+"I never saw her either," went on Keogh; "but they say she's got all
+the ladies of mythology, sculpture, and fiction reduced to chromos.
+They say she can look at a man once, and he'll turn monkey and climb
+trees to pick coconuts for her. Think of that president man with
+Lord know how many hundreds of thousands of dollars in one hand,
+and this muslin siren in the other, galloping down the hill on a
+sympathetic mule amid songbirds and flowers! And here is Billy
+Keogh, because he is virtuous, condemned to the unprofitable swindle
+of slandering the faces of missing links on tin for an honest living!
+'Tis an injustice of nature."
+
+"Cheer up," said Goodwin. "You are a pretty poor fox to be envying
+a gander. Maybe the enchanting Guilbert will take a fancy to you and
+your tintypes after we impoverish her royal escort."
+
+"She could do worse," reflected Keogh; "but she won't. 'Tis not
+a tintype gallery, but a gallery of the gods that she's fitted to
+adorn. She's a very wicked lady, and the president man is in luck.
+But I hear Clancy swearing in the back room for having to do all the
+work." And Keogh plunged for the rear of the "gallery," whistling
+gaily in a spontaneous way that belied his recent sigh over the
+questionable good luck of the flying president.
+
+Goodwin turned from the main street into a much narrower one that
+intersected it at a right angle.
+
+These side streets were covered by a growth of thick, rank grass,
+which was kept to a navigable shortness by the machetes of the
+police. Stone sidewalks, little more than a ledge in width, ran
+along the base of the mean and monotonous adobe houses. At the
+outskirts of the village these streets dwindled to nothing; and here
+were set the palm-thatched huts of the Caribs and the poorer natives,
+and the shabby cabins of negroes from Jamaica and the West India
+islands. A few structures raised their heads above the red-tiled
+roofs of the one-story houses--the bell tower of the ~Calaboza~,
+the Hotel de los Extranjeros, the residence of the Vesuvius Fruit
+Company's agent, the store and residence of Bernard Brannigan,
+a ruined cathedral in which Columbus had once set foot, and, most
+imposing of all, the Casa Morena--the summer "White House" of
+the President of Anchuria. On the principal street running along
+the beach--the Broadway of Coralio--were the larger stores, the
+government ~bodega~ and post-office, the ~cuartel~, the rum-shops
+and the market place.
+
+On his way Goodwin passed the house of Bernard Brannigan. It was a
+modern wooden building, two stories in height. The ground floor was
+occupied by Brannigan's store, the upper one contained the living
+apartments. A wide cool porch ran around the house half way up its
+outer walls. A handsome, vivacious girl neatly dressed in flowing
+white leaned over the railing and smiled down upon Goodwin. She was
+no darker than many an Andalusian of high descent; and she sparkled
+and glowed like a tropical moonlight.
+
+"Good evening, Miss Paula," said Goodwin, taking off his hat, with
+his ready smile. There was little difference in his manner whether
+he addressed women or men. Everybody in Coralio liked to receive
+the salutation of the big American.
+
+"Is there any news, Mr. Goodwin? Please don't say no. Isn't it
+warm? I feel just like Mariana in her moated grange--or was it a
+range?--it's hot enough."
+
+"No, there's no news to tell, I believe," said Goodwin, with a
+mischievous look in his eye, "except that old Geddie is getting
+grumpier and crosser every day. If something doesn't happen to
+relieve his mind I'll have to quit smoking on his back porch--and
+there's no other place available that is cool enough."
+
+"He isn't grumpy," said Paula Brannigan, impulsively, "when he--"
+
+But she ceased suddenly, and drew back with a deepening color;
+for her mother had been a ~mestizo~ lady, and the Spanish blood
+had brought to Paula a certain shyness that was an adornment to
+the other half of her demonstrative nature.
+
+
+
+II
+
+The Lotus And The Bottle
+
+Willard Greddie, consul for the United States in Coralio, was working
+leisurely on his yearly report. Goodwin, who had strolled in as he
+did daily for a smoke on the much coveted porch, had found him so
+absorbed in his work that he departed after roundly abusing the
+consul for his lack of hospitality.
+
+"I shall complain to the civil service department," said Goodwin;--
+"or is it a department?--perhaps it's only a theory. One gets neither
+civility nor service from you. You won't talk; and you won't set out
+anything to drink. What kind of a way is that of representing your
+government?"
+
+Goodwin strolled out and across to the hotel to see if he could bully
+the quarantine doctor into a game on Coralio's solitary billiard
+table. His plans were completed for the interception of the
+fugitives from the capital; and now it was but a waiting game that
+he had to play.
+
+The consul was interested in his report. He was only twenty-four;
+and he had not been in Coralio long enough for his enthusiasm to cool
+in the heat of the tropics--a paradox that may be allowed between
+Cancer and Capricorn.
+
+So many thousand bunches of bananas, so mnay thousand oranges and
+coconuts, so many ounces of gold dust, pounds of rubber, coffee,
+indigo and sarparilla--actually, exports were twenty per cent greater
+than for the previous year!
+
+A little thrill of satisfaction ran through the consul. Perhaps,
+he thought, the State Department, upon reading his introduction,
+would notice--and then he leaned back in his chair and laughed.
+He was getting as bad as the others. For the moment he had forgotten
+that Coralio was an insignificant republic lying along the by-ways
+of a second-rate sea. He thought of Gregg, the quarantine doctor,
+who subscribed for the London ~Lancet~, expecting to find it quoting
+his reports to the home Board of Health concerning the yellow fever
+germ. The consul knew that not one in fifty of his acquaintances in
+the States had ever heard of Coralio. He knew that two men, at any
+rate, would have to read his report--some underling in the State
+Department and a compositor in the Public Printing Office. Perhaps
+the typesticker would note the increase of commerce in Coralio, and
+speak of it, over the cheese and beer, to a friend.
+
+He had just written: "Most unaccountable is the supineness of the
+large exporters in the United States in permitting the French and
+German houses to practically control the trade interests of this
+rich and productive country"--when he heard the hoarse notes of
+a steamer's siren.
+
+Geddie laid down his pen and gathered his Panama hat and umbrella.
+By the sound he knew it to be the ~Valhalla~, one of the line of
+fruit vessels plying for the Vesuvius Company. Down to ~ninos~ of
+five years, every one in Coralio could name you each incoming steamer
+by the note of her siren.
+
+The consul sauntered by a roundabout, shaded way to the beach.
+By reason of long practice he gauged his stroll so accurately that
+by the time he arrived on the sandy shore the boat of the customs
+officials was rowing back from the steamer, which had been boarded
+and inspected according to the laws of Anchuria.
+
+There is no harbor at Coralio. Vessels of the draught of the
+~Valhalla~ must ride at anchor a mile from shore. When they take on
+fruit it is conveyed on lighters and freighter sloops. At Solitas,
+where there was a fine harbor, ships of many kinds were to be seen,
+but in the roadstead off Coralio scarcely any save the fruiters
+paused. Now and then a tramp coaster, or a mysterious brig from
+Spain, and then a tramp coaster, or a mysterious brig from Spain,
+or a saucy French barque would hang innocently for a few days in
+the offing. Then the custom-house crew would become doubly vigilant
+and wary. At night a sloop or two would be making strange trips in
+and out along the shore; and in the morning the stock of Three-Star
+Hennessey, wines and drygoods in Coralio would be found vastly
+increased. It has also been said that the customs officials jingled
+more silver in the pockets of their red-striped trousers, and that
+the record books showed no increase in import duties received.
+
+The custom's boat and the ~Valhalla~ gig reached the shore at the
+same time. When they grounded in the shallow water there was still
+five yards of rolling surf between them and dry sand. Then half-
+clothed Caribs dashed into the water, and brought in on their backs
+the ~Valhalla's~ purser, and the little native officials in their
+cotton undershirts, blue trousers with red stripes, and flapping
+straw hats.
+
+At college Geddie had been a treasure as a first-baseman. He now
+closed his umbrella, stuck it upright in the sand, and stooped,
+with his hands resting upon his knees. The purser, burlesquing
+the pitcher's contortions, hurled at the consul the heavy roll of
+newspapers, tied with a string, that the steamer always brought for
+him. Geddie leaped high and caught the roll with a sounding "thwack."
+The loungers on the beach--about a third of the population of the
+town--laughed and applauded delightedly. Every week they expected
+to see that roll of papers delivered and received in that same
+manner, and they were never disappointed. Innovations did not
+flourish in Coralio.
+
+The consul re-hoisted his umbrella and walked back to the consulate.
+
+This home of a great nation's representative was a wooden structure
+of two rooms, with a native-built gallery of poles, bamboo and
+nipa palm running on three sides of it. One room was the official
+apartment, furnished chastely with a flat-top desk, a hammock, and
+three uncomfortable cane-seated chairs. Engravings of the first and
+latest president of the country represented hung against the wall.
+The other room was the consul's living apartment.
+
+It was eleven o'clock when he returned from the beach, and therefore
+breakfast time. Chanca, the Carib woman who cooked for him, was just
+serving the meal on the side of the gallery facing the sea--a spot
+famous as the coolest in Coralio. The breakfast consisted of shark's
+fin soup, stew of land crabs, breadfruit, a boiled iguana steak,
+aquacates, a freshly cut pineapple, claret and coffee.
+
+Geddie took his seat, and unrolled with luxurious laziness his bundle
+of newspapers. Here in Coralio for two days or longer he would read
+the goings-on in the world very much as we of the world read those
+whimsical contributions to inexact science that assume to portray the
+doings of the Martians. After he had finished with the papers they
+would be sent on the rounds of the other English-speaking residents
+of the town.
+
+The paper that came first to his hand was one of those bulky
+mattresses of printed stuff upon which the readers of certain
+New York journals are supposed to take their Sabbath literary nap.
+Opening this the consul rested it upon the table, supporting its
+weight with the aid of the back of a chair. Then he partook of his
+meal deliberately, turning the leaves from time to time and glancing
+half idly at the contents.
+
+Presently he was struck by something familiar to him in a picture--
+a half-page, badly printed reproduction of a photograph of a vessel.
+Languidly interested, he leaned for a nearer scrutiny and a view of
+the florid headlines of the column next to the picture.
+
+Yes; he was not mistaken. The engraving was of the eight-hundred-ton
+yacht ~Idalia~, belonging to "that prince of good fellows, Midas of
+the money market, and society's pink of perfection, J. Ward Tolliver."
+
+Slowly sipping his black coffee, Geddie read the column of print.
+Following a listed statement of Mr. Tolliver's real estate and bonds,
+came a description of the yacht's furnishings, and then the grain of
+news no bigger than a mustard seed. Mr. Tolliver, with a party of
+favored guests, would sail the next day on a six weeks' cruise along
+the Central American and South American coasts and among the Bahama
+Islands. Among the guests were Mrs. Cumberland Payne and Miss Ida
+Payne, of Norfolk.
+
+The writer, with the fatuous presumption that was demanded of him
+by his readers, had concocted a romance suited to their palates.
+He bracketed the names of Miss Payne and Mr. Tolliver until he had
+well-nigh read the marriage ceremony over them. He played coyly and
+insinuatingly upon the strings of "~on dit~" and "Madame Rumor" and
+"a little bird" and "no one would be surprised," and ended with
+congratulations.
+
+Geddie, having finished his breakfast, took his papers to the edge
+of the gallery, and sat there in his favorite steamer chair with his
+feet on the bamboo railing. He lighted a cigar, and looked out upon
+the sea. He felt a glow of satisfaction at finding he was so little
+disturbed by what he had read. He told himself that he had conquered
+the distress that had sent him, a voluntary exile, to this far land
+of the lotus. He could never forget Ida, of course; but there was
+no longer any pain in thinking about her. When they had had that
+misunderstanding and quarrel he had impulsively sought this
+consulship, with the desire to retaliate upon her by detaching
+himself from her world and presence. He had succeeded thoroughly
+in that. During the twelve months of his life in Coralio no word had
+passed between them, though he had sometimes heard of her through the
+dilatory correspondence with the few friends to whom he still wrote.
+Still he could not repress a little thrill of satisfaction at knowing
+that she had not yet married Tolliver or any one else. But evidently
+Tolliver had not yet abandoned hope.
+
+Well, it made no difference to him now. He had eaten of the lotus.
+He was happy and content in this land of perpetual afternoon. Those
+old days of life in the States seemed like an irritating dream. He
+hoped Ida would be as happy as he was. The climate as balmy as that
+of distant Avalon; the fetterless, idyllic round of enchanted days;
+the life among this indolent, romantic people--a life full of music,
+flowers, and low laughter; the influence of the imminent sea and
+mountains, and the many shapes of love and magic and beauty that
+bloomed in the white tropic nights--with all he was more than
+content. Also, there was Paula Brannigan.
+
+Geddie intended to marry Paula--if, of course, she would consent;
+but he felt rather sure that she would do that. Somehow, he kept
+postponing his proposal. Several times he had been quite near to it;
+but a mysterious something always held him back. Perhaps it was only
+the unconscious, instinctive conviction that the act would sever the
+last tie that bound him to his old world.
+
+He could be very happy with Paula. Few of the native girls could be
+compared with her. She had attended a convent school in New Orleans
+for two years; and when she chose to display her accomplishments no
+one could detect any difference between her and the girls of Norfolk
+and Manhattan. But it was delicious to see her at home dressed, as
+she sometimes was, in the native costume, with bare shoulders and
+flowing sleeves.
+
+Bernard Brannigan was the great merchant of Coralio. Besides his
+store, he maintained a train of pack mules, and carried on a lively
+trade with the interior towns and villages. He had married a native
+lady of high Castilian descent, but with a tinge of Indian brown
+showing through her olive cheek. The union of the Irish and the
+Spanish had produced, as it so often has, an offshoot of rare beauty
+and variety. They were very excellent people indeed, and the upper
+story of the house was ready to be placed at the service of Geddie
+and Paula as soon as he should make up his mind to speak about it.
+
+By the time two hours were whiled away the consul tired of reading.
+The papers lay scattered about him on the gallery. Reclining there,
+he gazed dreamily out upon an Eden. A clump of banana plants
+interposed their broad shields between him and the sun. The gentle
+slope from the consulate to the sea was covered with the dark-green
+foliage of lemon-trees and orange-trees just bursting into bloom.
+A lagoon pierced the land like a dark, jagged crystal, and above it a
+pale ceiba-tree rose almost to the clouds. The waving coconut palms
+on the beach flared their decorative green leaves against the slate
+of an almost quiescent sea. His senses were cognizant of brilliant
+scarlet and ochres and the vert of the coppice, of odors of fruit and
+bloom and the smoke from Chanca's clay oven under the calabash-tree;
+of the treble laughter of the native women in their huts, the song of
+the robin, the salt taste of the breeze, the diminuendo of the faint
+surf running along the shore--and, gradually, of a white speck,
+growing to a blur, that intruded itself upon the drab prospect of
+the sea.
+
+Lazily interested, he watched this blur increase until it became
+the ~Idalia~ steaming at full speed, coming down the coast. Without
+changing his position he kept his eyes upon the beautiful white yacht
+as she drew swiftly near, and came opposite to Coralio. Then, sitting
+upright, he saw her float steadily past and on. He had seen the
+frequent splash of her polished brass work and the stripes of her
+deck-awnings--so much, and no more. Like a ship on a magic lantern
+slide the ~Idalia~ had crossed the illuminated circle of the consul's
+little world, and was gone. Save for the tiny cloud of smoke that
+was left hanging over the brim of the sea, she might have been an
+immaterial thing, a chimera of his idle brain.
+
+Geddie went into his office and sat down to dawdle over his report.
+If the reading of the article in the paper had left him unshaken,
+this silent passing of the ~Idalia~ had done for him still more.
+It had brought the calm and peace of a situation from which all
+uncertainty had been erased. He knew that men sometimes hope without
+being aware of it. Now, since she had come two thousand miles and
+had passed without a sign, not even his unconscious self need cling
+to the past any longer.
+
+After dinner, when the sun was low behind the mountains, Geddie
+walked on the little strip of beach under the coconuts. The wind
+was blowing mildly landward, and the surface of the sea was rippled
+by tiny wavelets.
+
+A miniature breaker, spreading with a soft "swish" upon the sand
+brought with its something round and shiny that rolled back again
+as the wave receded. The next influx beached it clear, and Geddie
+picked it up. The thing was a long-necked wine bottle of colorless
+glass. The cork had been driven in tightly to the level of the
+mouth, and the end covered with dark-red sealing-wax. The bottle
+contained only what seemed to be a sheet of paper, much curled from
+the manipulation it had undergone while being inserted. In the
+sealing-wax was the impression of a seal--probably of a signet-ring,
+bearing the initials of a monogram; but the impression had been
+hastily made, and the letters were past anything more certain than
+a shrewd conjecture. Ida Payne had always worn a signet-ring in
+preference to any other finger decoration. Geddie thought he could
+make out the familiar "I P"; and a queer sensation of disquietude
+went over him. More personal and intimate was this reminder of
+her than had been the sight of the vessel she was doubtless on.
+He walked back to his house, and set the bottle on his desk.
+
+Throwing off his hat and coat, and lighting a lamp--for the night had
+crowded precipitately upon the brief twilight--he began to examine
+his piece of sea salvage.
+
+By holding the bottle near the light and turning it judiciously, he
+made out that it contained a double sheet of note-paper filled with
+close writing; further, that the paper was of the same size and shade
+as that always used by Ida; and that, to the best of his belief, the
+handwriting was hers. The imperfect glass of the bottle so distorted
+the rays of light that he could read no word of the writing; but
+certain capital letters, of which he caught comprehensive glimpses,
+were Ida's, he felt sure.
+
+There was a little smile both of perplexity and amusement in Geddie's
+eyes as he set the bottle down, and laid three cigars side by side
+on his desk. He fetched his steamer chair from the gallery, and
+stretched himself comfortably. He would smoke those three cigars
+while considering the problem.
+
+For it amounted to a problem. He almost wished that he had not found
+the bottle; but the bottle was there. Why should it have drifted in
+from the sea, whence come so many disquieting things, to disturb his
+peace?
+
+In this dreamy land, where time seemed so redundant, he had fallen
+into the habit of bestowing much thought upon even trifling matters.
+
+He bagan to speculate upon many fanciful theories concerning the
+story of the bottle, rejecting each in turn.
+
+Ships in danger of wreck or disablement sometimes cast forth such
+precarious messengers calling for aid. But he had seen the ~Idalia~
+not three hours before, safe and speeding. Suppose the crew had
+mutinied and imprisoned the passengers below, and the message was one
+begging for succor! But, premising such an improbable outrage, would
+the agitated captives have taken the pains to fill four pages of
+note-paper with carefully penned arguments to their rescue.
+
+Thus by elimination he soon rid the matter of the more unlikely
+theories, and was reduced--though aversely--to the less assailable
+ones that the bottle contained a message to himself. Ida knew he
+was in Coralio; she must have launched the bottle while the yacht
+was passing and the wind blowing fairly toward the shore.
+
+As soon as Geddie reached this conclusion a wrinkle came between his
+brows and a stubborn look settled around his mouth. He sat looking
+out through the doorway at the gigantic fire-flies traversing the
+quiet streets.
+
+If this was a message to him from Ida, what could it mean save an
+overture at reconciliation? And if that, why had she not used the
+same methods of the post instead of this uncertain and even flippant
+means of communication? A note in an empty bottle, cast into the
+sea! There was something light and frivolous about it, if not
+actually contemptuous.
+
+The thought stirred his pride, and subdued whatever emotions had been
+resurrected by the finding of the bottle.
+
+Geddie put on his coat and hat and walked out. He followed a street
+that led him along the border of the little plaza where a band was
+playing and people were rambling, care-free and indolent. Some
+timorous ~senoritas~ scurrying past with fire-flies tangled in the
+jetty braids of their hair glanced at him with shy, flattering eyes.
+The air was languorous with the scent of jasmin and orange-blossoms.
+
+The consul stayed his steps at the house of Bernard Brannigan. Paula
+was swinging in a hammock on the gallery. She rose from it like a
+bird from its nest. The color came to her cheeck at the sound of
+Geddie's voice.
+
+He was charmed at the sight of her costume--a flounced muslin dress,
+with a little jacket of white flannel, all made with neatness and
+style. He suggested a stroll, and they walked out to the old Indian
+well on the hill road. They sat on the curb, and there Geddie made
+the expected but long-deferred speech. Certain though he had been
+that she would not say him nay, he was still thrilled at the
+completeness and sweetness of her surrender. Here was surely a heart
+made for love and steadfastness. Here was no caprice or questionings
+or captious standards of convention.
+
+When Geddie kissed Paula at her door that night he was happier than
+he had ever been before. "Here in this hollow lotus land, ever
+to live and lie reclined" seemed to him, as it has seemed to many
+mariners, the best as well as the easiest. His future would be
+an ideal one. He had attained a Paradise without a serpent. His
+Eve would be indeed a part of him, unbeguiled, and therefore more
+beguiling. He had made his decision tonight, and his heart was full
+of serene, assured content.
+
+Geddie went back to his house whistling that finest and saddest love
+song, "La Golondrina." At the door his tame monkey leaped down from
+his shelf, chattering briskly. The consul turned to his desk to get
+him some nuts he usually kept there. Reaching in the half-darkness,
+his hand struck against the bottle. He started as if he had touched
+the cold rotundity of a serpent.
+
+He had forgotten that the bottle was there.
+
+He lighted the lamp and fed the monkey. Then, very deliberately,
+he lighted a cigar, and took the bottle in his hand, and walked down
+the path to the beach.
+
+There was a moon, and the sea was glorious. The breeze had shifted,
+as it did each evening, and was now rushing steadily seaward.
+
+Stepping to the water's edge, Geddie hurled the unopened bottle far
+out into the sea. It disappeared for a moment, and then shot upward
+twice its length. Geddie stood still, watching it. The moonlight
+was so bright that he could see it bobbing up and down with the
+little waves. Slowly it receded from the shore, flashing and turning
+as it went. The wind was carrying it out to sea. Soon it became a
+mere speck, doubtfully discerned at irregular intervals; and then the
+mystery of it was swallowed up by the greater mystery of the ocean.
+Geddie stood still upon the beach, smoking and looking out upon the
+water.
+
+
+"Simon!--Oh, Simon!--Wake up there, Simon!" bawled a sonorous voice
+at the edge of the water.
+
+Old Simon Cruz was a half-breed fisherman and smuggler who lived in a
+hut on the beach. Out of his earliest nap Simon was thus awakened.
+
+He slipped on his shoes and went outside. Just landing from one of
+the ~Valhalla's~ boats was the third mate of that vessel, who was an
+acquaintance of Simon's, and three sailors from the fruiter.
+
+"Go up, Simon," called the mate, "and find Doctor Gregg or Mr.
+Goodwin or anybody that's a friend to Mr. Geddie, and bring 'em here
+at once."
+
+"Saints of the skies!" said Simon, sleepily, "nothing has happened
+to Mr. Geddie?"
+
+"He's under that tarpauling," said the mate, pointing to the boat,
+"and he's rather more than half drowned. We seen him from the
+steamer nearly a mile out from shore, swimmin' like mad after a
+bottle that was floatin' in the water, outward bound. We lowered the
+gig and started for him. He nearly had his hand on the bottle, when
+he gave out and went under. We pulled him out in time to save him,
+maybe; but the doctor is the one to decide that."
+
+"A bottle?" said the old man, rubbing his eyes. He was not yet fully
+awake. "Where is the bottle?"
+
+"Driftin' along out there some'eres," said the mate, jerking his
+thumb toward the sea. "Get on with you, Simon."
+
+
+
+III
+
+Smith
+
+Goodwin and the ardent patriot, Zavalla, took all the precautions
+that their foresight could contrive to prevent the escape of
+President Miraflores and his companion. The sent trusted messengers
+up the coast to Solitas and Alazan to warn the local leaders of
+the flight, and to instruct them to patrol the water line and arrest
+the fugitives at all hazards should they reveal themselves in that
+territory. After this was done there remained only to cover
+the district about Coralio and await the coming of the quarry.
+The nets were well spread. The roads were so few, the opportunities
+for embarkation so limited, and the two or three probable points of
+exit so well guarded that it would be strange indeed if there should
+slip through the meshes so much of the country's dignity, romance,
+and collateral. The president would, without doubt, move as secretly
+as possible, and endeavor to board a vessel by stealth from some
+secluded point along the shore.
+
+On the fourth day after the receipt of Englehart's telegram the
+~Karlsefin~, a Norwegian steamer chartered by the New Orleans fruit
+trade, anchored off Coralio with three horse toots of her siren.
+The ~Karlesfin~ ws not one of the line operated by the Vesuvius Fruit
+Company. She was something of a dilettante, doing odd jobs for a
+company that was scarcely important enough to figure as a rival to
+the Vesuvius. The movements of the ~Karlesfin~ were dependent upon
+the state of the market. Sometimes she would ply steadily between
+the Spanish Main and New Orleans in the regular transport of fruit;
+next she would be maing erratic trips to Mobile or Charleston, or
+even as far north as New York, according to the distribution of
+the fruit supply.
+
+Goodwin lounged upon the beach with the susual crowd of idlers that
+had gathered to view the steamer. Now that President Miraflores
+might be expected to reach the borders of his abjured country at any
+time, the orders were to keep a strict and unrelenting watch. Every
+vessel that approached the shores might now be considered a possible
+means of escape for the fugitives; and an eye was kept even on
+the slopes and dories that belonged to the sea-going contingent
+of Coralio. Goodwin and Zavalla moved everywhere, but without
+ostentation, watching the loopholes of escape.
+
+The customs official crowded importantly into their boat and rowed
+out to the ~Karlesfin~. A boat from the steamer landed her purser
+with his papers, and took out the quarantine doctor with his green
+umbrella and clinical thermometer. Next a swarm of Caribs began
+to load upon lighters the thousands of bunches of bananas heaped
+upon the shore and row them out to the steamer. The ~Karlesfin~
+had no passenger list, and was soon done with the attention of
+the authorities. The purser declared that the steamer would remain
+at anchor until morning, taking on her fruit during the night.
+The ~Karlesfin~ had come, he said, from New York, to which port her
+latest load of oranges and coconuts had been conveyed. Two or three
+of the freighter sloops were engaged to assist in the work, for
+the captain was anxious to make a quick return in order to reap
+the advantage offered by a certain dearth of fruit in the States.
+
+About four o'clock in the afternoon another of those marine monsters,
+not very familiar in those waters, hove in sight, following the
+fateful ~Idalia~--a graceful steam yacht, painted a light buff,
+clean-cut as a steel engraving. The beautiful vessel hovered off
+shore, see-sawing the waves as lightly as a duck in a rain barrel.
+A swift boat manned by a crew in uniform came ashore, and a stocky-
+built man leaped to the sands.
+
+The newcomer seemed to turn a disapproving eye upon the rather motley
+congregation of native Anchurians, and made his way at once toward
+Goodwin, who was the most conspicuously Anglo-Saxon figure present.
+Goodwin greeted him with courtesy.
+
+Conversation developed that the newly landed one was named Smith,
+and that he had come in a yacht. A meagre biography, truly; for
+the yacht was most apparent; and the "Smith" not beyond a reasonable
+guess before the revelation. Yet to the eye of Goodwin, who has
+seen several things, there was a discrepancy between Smith and his
+yacht. A bullet-headed man Smith was, with an oblique, dead eye
+and the moustache of a cocktail-mixer. And unless he had shifted
+costumes before putting off for shore he had affronted the deck of
+his correct vessel clad in a pearl-gray derby, a gay plaid suit and
+vaudeville neckwear. Men owning pleasure yachts generally harmonize
+better with them.
+
+Smith looked business, but he was no advertiser. He commented upon
+the scenery, remarking upon its fidelity to the pictures in the
+geography; and then inquired for the United States consul. Goodwin
+pointed out the starred-and-striped bunting hanging from above the
+little consulate, which was concealed behind the orange-trees.
+
+"Mr. Geddie, the consul, will be sure to be there," said Goodwin.
+"He was very nearly drowned a few days ago while taking a swim in the
+sea, and the doctor has ordered him to remain indoors for some time."
+
+Smith ploughed his way through the sand to the consulate, his
+haberdashery creating violent discord against the smooth tropical
+blues and greens.
+
+Geddie was lounging in his hammock, somewhat pale of face and languid
+in pose. On that night when the ~Valhalla's~ boat had brought him
+ashore apparently drenched to death by the sea, Doctor Gregg and his
+other friends had toiled for hours to preserve the little spark of
+life that remained to him. The bottle, with its impotent message,
+was gone out to sea, and the problem that it had provoked was reduced
+to a simple sum in addition--one and one make two, by the rule of
+arithmetic; one by the rule of romance.
+
+There is a quaint old theory that man may have two souls--a
+peripheral one which serves ordinarily, and a central one which
+is stirred only at certain times, but then with activity and vigor.
+While under the domination of the former a man will shave, vote, pay
+taxes, give money to his family, buy subscription books and comport
+himself on the average plan. But let the central soul suddenly
+become dominant, and he may, in the twinkling of an eye, turn upon
+the partner of his joys with furious execration; he may change his
+politics while you could snap your fingers; he may deal out deadly
+insult to his dearest friend; he may get him, instanter, to a
+monastery or a dance hall; he may elope, or hang himself--or he may
+write a song or poem, or kiss his wife unasked, or give his funds
+to the search of a microbe. Then the peripheral soul will return;
+and we have our safe, sane citizen again. It is but the revolt of
+the Ego against Order; and its effect is to shake up the atoms only
+that they may settle where they belong.
+
+Geddie's revulsion had been a mild one--no more than a swim in
+a summer sea after so inglorious an object as a drifting bottle.
+And now he was himself again. Upon his desk, ready for the post,
+was a letter to his government tendering his resignation as consul,
+to be effective as soon as another could be appointed in his place.
+For Bernard Brannigan, who never did things in a half-way manner,
+was to take Geddie at once for a partner in his very profitable
+and various enterprises; and Paula was happily engaged in plans for
+refurnishing and decorating the upper story of the Brannigan house.
+
+The consul rose from his hammock when he saw the conspicuous stranger
+at this door.
+
+"Keep your seat, old man," said the visitor, with an airy wave of his
+large hand. "My name's Smith; and I've come in a yacht. You are the
+consul--is that right? A big, cool guy on the beach directed me here.
+Thought I'd pay my respects to the flag."
+
+"Sit down, said Geddie. "I've been admiring your craft ever since it
+came in sight. Looks like a fast sailer. What's her tonnage?"
+
+"Search me!" said Smith. "I don't know what she weighs in at. But
+she's got a tidy gait. The ~Rambler~--that's her name--don't take
+the dust of anything afloat. This is my first trip on her. I'm
+taking a squint along this coast just to get an idea of the countries
+where the rubber and red pepper and revolutions come from. I had no
+idea there was so much scenery down here. Why, Central Park ain't
+in it with this neck of the woods. I'm from New York. They get
+monkeys, and coconuts, and parrots down here--is that right?"
+
+"We have them all," said Geddie. "I'm quite sure that our fauna and
+flora would take a prize over Central Park."
+
+"Maybe they would," admitted Smith, cheerfully. "I haven't seen them
+yet. But I guess you've got us skinned on the animal and vegetation
+question. You don't have much travel here, do you?"
+
+"Travel?" queried the consul. "I suppose you mean passengers on
+steamers. No; very few people land in Coralio. An investor now and
+then--tourists and sightseers generally go further down the coast to
+one of the larger towns where there is a harbor."
+
+"I see a ship out there loading up with bananas," said Smith. "Any
+passengers come on her?"
+
+"That's the ~Karlesfin~," said the consul. "She's a tramp fruiter--
+made her last trip to New York, I believe. No; she brought no
+passengers. I saw her boat come ashore, and there was no one. About
+the only exciting recreation we have here is watching steamers when
+they arrive; and a passenger on one of them generally causes the
+whole town to turn out. If you are going to remain in Coralio
+a while, Mr. Smith, I'll be glad to take you around to meet some
+people. There are four or five American chaps that are good to know,
+besides the native high-fliers."
+
+"Thanks," said the yachtsman, "but I wouldn't put you the trouble.
+I'd like to meet the guys you speak of, but I won't be here long
+enough to do much knocking around. That cool gent on the beach spoke
+of a doctor; can you tell me where to find him? The ~Rambler~ ain't
+quite as steady on her feet as a Broadway hotel; and a fellow gets
+a touch of seasickness now and then. Thought I'd strike the croaker
+for a handful of the little sugar pills, in case I need 'em."
+
+"You will be apt to find Doctor Gregg at the hotel," said the consul.
+"You can see it from the door--it's that two-story building with the
+balcony, where the orange-trees are."
+
+The Hotel de los Extranjeros was a dreary hostelry, in great disuse
+both by strangers and friends. It stood at a corner of the Street
+of the Holy Sepulchre. A grove of small orange-trees crowded against
+one side of it, enclosed by a low, rock wall over which a tall man
+might easily step. The house was of plastered adobe, stained a
+hundred shades of color by the salt breeze and the sun. Upon its
+upper balcony opened a central door and two windows containing broad
+jalousies instead of sashes.
+
+The lower floor communicated by two doorways with the narrow,
+rock-paved sidewalk. The ~pulperia~--or drinking shop--of the
+proprietess, Madama Timotea Ortiz, occupied the ground floor. On
+the bottles of brandy, ~anisada~, Scotch "smoke," and inexpensive
+wines behind the little counter the dust lay thick save where the
+fingers of infrequent customers had left irregular prints. The upper
+story contained four or five guest-rooms which were rarely put to
+their destined use. Sometimes a fruitgrower, riding in from his
+plantation to confer with his agent, would pass a melancholy night
+in the dismal upper story; sometimes a minor native official on some
+trifling government quest would have his pomp and majesty awed by
+Madama's sepulchral hospitality. But Madama sat behind her bar
+content, not desiring to quarrel with Fate. If any one required
+meat, drink or lodging at the Hotel de los Extranjeros they had but
+to come, and be served. ~Esta bueno~. If they came not, why, then,
+they came not. ~Esta bueno~.
+
+As the exceptional yachtsman was making his way down the precarious
+sidewalk of the Street of the Holy Sepulchre, the solitary permanent
+guest of that decaying hotel sat at its door, enjoying the breeze
+from the sea.
+
+Doctor Gregg, the quarantine physician, was a man of fifty or sixty,
+with a florid face and the longest beard between Topeka and Terra
+del Fuego. He held his position by virtue of an appointment by
+the Board of Health of a seaport city in one of the Southern states.
+That city feared the ancient enemy of every Southern seaport--the
+yellow fever--and it was the duty of Doctor Gregg to examine crew and
+passengers of every vessel leaving Coralio for preliminary symptoms.
+The duties were light, and the salary, for one who lived in Coralio,
+ample. Surplus time there was in plenty; and the good doctor added
+to his gains by a large private practice among the residents of the
+coast. The fact that he did not know ten words of Spanish was no
+obstacle; a pulse could be felt and a fee collected without one being
+a linguist. Add to the description the facts that the doctor had
+a story to tell concerning the operation of trepanning which no
+listener had ever allowed him to conclude, and that he believed
+in brandy as a prophylactic; and the special points of interest
+possessed by Doctor Gregg will have become exhausted.
+
+The doctor had dragged a chair to the sidewalk. He was coatless,
+and he leaned back against the wall and smoked, while he stroked his
+beard. Surprise came into his pale blue eyes when he caught sight
+of Smith in his unusual and prismatic clothes.
+
+"You're Doctor Gregg--is that right?" said Smith, feeling the dog's
+head pin in his tie. "The constable--I mean the consul, told me
+you hung out at this caravansary. My name's Smith; and I came in a
+yacht. Taking a cruise around, looking at the monkeys and pineapple-
+trees. Come inside and have a drink, Doc. This cafe looks on the
+blink, but I guess it can set out something wet."
+
+"I will join you, sir, in just a taste of brandy," said Doctor Gregg,
+rising quickly. "I find that as a prophylactic a little brandy is
+almost a necessity in this climate."
+
+As they turned to enter the ~pulperia~ a native man, barefoot,
+glided noiselessly up and addressed the doctor in Spanish. He was
+yellowish-brown, like an over-ripe lemon; he wore a cotton shirt and
+ragged linen trousers girded by a leather belt. His face was like
+an animal's, live and wary, but without promise of much intelligence.
+This man jabbered with animation and so much seriousness that it
+seemed a pity that his words were to be wasted.
+
+Doctor Gregg felt his pulse.
+
+"You sick?" he inquired.
+
+"~Mi mujer es enferma en la casa,~" said the man, thus endeavoring
+to convey the news, in the only language open to him, that his wife
+lay ill in her palm-thatched hut.
+
+The doctor drew a handful of capsules filled with a white powder from
+his trousers pocket. He counted out ten of them into the native's
+hand, and held up his forefinger impressively.
+
+"Take one," said the doctor, "every two hours." He then held up two
+fingers, shaking them emphatically before the native's face. Next he
+pulled out his watch and ran his finger round the dial twice. Again
+the two fingers confronted the patient's nose. "Two--two--two
+hours," repeated the doctor.
+
+"~Si, Senor,~" said the native, sadly.
+
+He pulled a cheap silver watch from his own pocket and laid it in
+the doctor's hand. "Me bring," said he, struggling painfully with
+his scant English, "other watchy tomorrow," then he departed
+downheartedly with his capsules.
+
+"A very ignorant race of people, sir," said the doctor, as he slipped
+the watch into his pocket. "He seems to have mistaken my directions
+for taking the physic for the fee. However, it is all right. He owes
+me an account, anyway. The chances are that he won't bring the other
+watch. You can't depend on anything they promise you. About that
+drink, now? How did you come to Coralio, Mr. Smith? I was not aware
+that any boats except the ~Karlesfin~ had arrived for some days."
+
+The two leaned against the deserted bar; and Madama set out a bottle
+without waiting for the doctor's order. There was no dust on it.
+
+After they had drank twice Smith said:
+
+"You say there were no passengers on the ~Karlesfin~, Doc? Are you
+sure about that? It seems to me I heard somebody down on the beach
+say that there was one or two aboard."
+
+"They were mistaken, sir. I myself went out and put all hands
+through a medical examination, as usual. The ~Karlesfin~ sails
+as soon as she gets her bananas loaded, which will be about daylight
+in the morning, and she got everything ready this afternoon. No,
+sir, there was no passenger list. Like that Three-Star? A French
+schooner landed two slooploads of it a month ago. If any customs
+duties on it went to the distinguished republic of Anchuria you may
+have my hat. If you won't have another, come out and let's sit
+in the cool a while. It isn't often we exiles get a chance to talk
+with somebody from the outside world."
+
+The doctor brought out another chair to the sidewalk for his new
+acquaintance. The two seated themselves.
+
+"You are a man of the world," said Doctor Gregg; "a man of travel
+and experience. Your decision in a matter of ethics and, no doubt,
+on the points of equity, ability and professional probity should be
+of value. I would be glad if you will listen to the history of a
+case that I think stands unique in medical annals.
+
+"About nine years ago, while I was engaged in the practice of
+medicine in my native city, I was called to treat a case of contusion
+of the skull. I made the diagnosis that a splinter of bone was
+pressing upon the brain, and that the surgical operation known as
+trepanning was required. However, as the patient was a gentleman
+of wealth and position, I called in for consultation Doctor--"
+
+Smith rose from his chair, and laid a hand, soft with apology,
+upon the doctor's shirt sleeve.
+
+"Say, Doc," he said, solemnly, "I want to hear that story. You've
+got me interrested; and I don't want to miss the rest of it. I know
+it's a loola by the way it begins; and I want to tell it at the next
+meeting of the Barney O'Flynn Association, if you don't mind.
+But I've got one or two matters to attend to first. If I get 'em
+attended to in time I'll come right back and hear you spiel the rest
+before bedtime--is that right?"
+
+"By all means," said the doctor, "get your business attended to,
+and then return. I shall wait up for you. You see, one of the most
+prominent physicians at the consultation diagnosed the trouble as
+a blood clot; another said it was an abscess, but I--"
+
+"Don't tell me now, Doc. Don't spoil the story. Wait till I come
+back. I want to hear it as it runs off the reel--is that right?"
+
+The mountains reached up their bulky shoulders to receive the level
+gallop of Apollo's homing steeds, the day died in the lagoons and
+in the shadowed banana groves and in the mangrove swamps, where the
+great blue crabs were beginning to crawl to land for their nightly
+ramble. And it died, at last, upon the highest peaks. Then the
+brief twilight, ephemeral as the flight of a moth, came and went;
+the Southern Cross peeped with its topmost eye above a row of palms,
+and the fire-flies heralded with their torches and approach of
+soft-footed night.
+
+In the offing the ~Karlesfin~ swayed at anchor, her lights seeming
+to penetrate the water to countless fathoms with their shimmering,
+lanceolate reflections. The Caribs were busy loading her by means
+of the great lighters heaped full from the piles of fruit ranged upon
+the shore.
+
+On the sandy beach, with his back against a coconut-tree and the stubs
+of many cigars lying around him, Smith sat waiting, never relaxing
+his sharp gaze in the direction of the steamer.
+
+The incongruous yachtsman had concentrated his interest upon the
+innocent fruiter. Twice had he been assured that no passengers had
+come to Coralio on board of her. And yet, with a persistence not to
+be attributed to an idling voyager, he had appealed the case to the
+higher court of his own eyesight. Surprisingly like some gay-coated
+lizard, he crouched at the foot of the coconut palm, and with the
+beady, shifting eyes of the selfsame reptile, sustained his espionage
+on the ~Karlesfin~.
+
+On the white sands a whiter gig belonging to the yacht was drawn up,
+guarded by one of the white-ducked crew. Not far away in a ~pulperia~
+on the shore-following Calle Grande three other sailors swaggerred
+with their cues around Coralio's solitary billiard-table. The boat
+lay there as if under orders to be ready for use at any moment.
+There was in the atmosphere a hint of expectation, of waiting for
+something to occur, which was foreign to the air of Coralio.
+
+Like some passing bird of brilliant plumage, Smith alights on this
+palmy shore but to preen his wings for an instant and then to fly
+away upon silent pinions. When morning dawned there was no Smith,
+no waiting gig, no yacht in the offing, Smith left no intimation of
+his mission there, no footprints to show where he had followed the
+trail of his mystery on the sands of Coralio that night. He came;
+he spake his strange jargon of the asphalt and the cafes; he sat
+under the coconut-tree, and vanished. The next morning Coralio,
+Smithless, ate its fried plantain and said: "The man of pictured
+clothing went himself away." With the ~siesta~ the incident passed,
+yawning, into history.
+
+So, for a time, must Smith pass behind the scenes of the play.
+He comes no more to Coralio, nor to Doctor Gregg, who sits in vain,
+wagging his redundant beard, waiting to enrich his derelict audience
+with his moving tale of trepanning and jealousy.
+
+But prosperously to the lucidity of these loose pages, Smith shall
+flutter among them again. In the nick of time he shall come to tell
+us why he strewed so many anxious cigar stumps around the coconut
+palm that night. This he must do; for, when he sailed away before
+the dawn in his yacht ~Rambler~, he carried with him the answer to
+a riddle so big and preposterous that few in Anchuria had ventured
+even to propound it.
+
+
+
+IV
+
+Caught
+
+The plans for the detention of the flying President Miraflores and
+his companion at the coast line seemed hardly likely to fail. Doctor
+Zavalla himself had gone to the port of Alazan to establish a guard
+at that point. At Solitas the Liberal patriot Varras could be
+depended upon to keep close watch. Goodwin held himself responsible
+for the district about Coralio.
+
+The news of the president's flight had been disclosed to no one in
+the coast towns save trusted members of the ambitious political party
+that was desirous of succeeding to power. The telegraph wire running
+from San Mateo to the coast had been cut far up on the mountain trail
+by an emissary of Zavalla's. Long before this could be repaired and
+word received along it from the capital the fugitives would have
+reached the coast and the question of escape or capture been solved.
+
+Goodwin had stationed armed sentinels at frequent intervals along
+the shore for a mile in each direction from Coralio. They were
+instructed to keep a vigilant lookout during the night to prevent
+Miraflores from attempting to embark stealthily by means of some boat
+or sloop found by chance at the water's edge. A dozen patrols walked
+the streets of Coralio unsuspected, ready to intercept the truant
+official should he show himself there.
+
+Goodwin was very well convinced that no precautions had been
+overlooked. He strolled about the streets that bore such high-
+sounding names and were but narrow, grass-covered lanes, lending his
+own aid to the vigil that had been intrusted to him by Bob Englehart.
+
+The town had begun the tepid round of its nightly diversions. A few
+leisurely dandies, cald in white duck, with flowing neckties, and
+swinging slim bamboo canes, threaded the grassy by-ways toward the
+houses of their favored senoritas. Those who wooed the art of music
+dragged tirelessly at whining concertinas, or fingered lugubrious
+guitars at doors and windows. An occasional soldier from the
+~cuartel~, with flapping straw hat, without coat or shoes, hurried
+by, balancing his long gun like a lance in one hand. From every
+density of the foliage the giant tree frogs sounded their loud and
+irritating clatter. Further out, the guttural cries of marauding
+baboons and the coughing of the alligators in the black estuaries
+fractured the vain silence of the wood.
+
+By ten o'clock the streets were deserted. The oil lamps that had
+burned, a sickly yellow, at random corners, had been extinguished
+by some economical civic agent. Coralio lay sleeping calmly between
+toppling mountains and encroaching sea like a stolen babe in the arms
+of its abductors. Somewhere over in that tropical darkness--perhaps
+already threading the profundities of the alluvial lowlands--the high
+adventurer and his mate were moving toward land's end. The game of
+Fox-in-the-Morning should be coming soon to its close.
+
+Goodwin, at his deliberate gait, passed the long, low ~cuartel~ where
+Coralio's contingent of Anchuria's military force slumbered, with its
+bare toes pointed heavenward. There was a law that no civilian might
+come so near the headquarters of that citadel of war after nine
+o'clock, but Goodwin was always forgetting the minor statutes.
+
+"~Quien vive,~" shrieked the sentinel, wrestling prodigiously with
+his lengthy musket.
+
+"~Americano,~" growled Goodwin, without turning his head, and passed
+on, unhalted.
+
+To the right he turned, and to the left up the street that ultimately
+reached the Plaza Nacional. When within the toss of a cigar stump
+from the intersecting Street of the Holy Sepulchre, he stopped
+suddenly in the pathway.
+
+He saw the form of a tall man, clothed in black and carrying a large
+valise, hurry down the cross-street in the direction of the beach.
+And Goodwin's second glance made him aware of a woman at the man's
+elbow on the farther side, who seemed to urge forward, if not even
+to assist, her companion in their swift but silent progress. They
+were no Coralians, those two.
+
+Goodwin followed at increased speed, but without any of the artful
+tactics that are so dear to the heart of the sleuth. The American
+was too broad to feel the instinct of the detective. He stood as
+an agent for the people of Anchuria, and but for political reasons
+he would have demanded then and there the money. It was the design
+of his party to secure the imperilled fund, to restore it to the
+treasury of the country, and to declare itself in power without
+bloodshed or resistance.
+
+The couple halted at the door of the Hotel de los Extranjeros,
+and the man struck upon the wood with the impatience of one unused
+to his entry being stayed. Madama was long in response, but after
+a time her light showed, the door was opened, and the guests housed.
+
+Goodwin stoodin the quiet street, lighting another cigar. In
+two minutes, a faint gleam began to show between the slats of the
+jalousies in the upper story of the hotel. "They have engaged rooms,"
+said Goodwin to himself. "So, then, their arrangements for sailing
+have yet to be made."
+
+At the moment there came along one Esteban Delgado, a barber,
+an enemy to existing government, a jovial plotter against stagnation
+in any form. This barber was one of Coralio's saddest dogs, often
+remaining out of doors as late as eleven, post meridian. He was
+a partisan Liberal; and he greeted Goodwin with flatulent importance
+as a brother in the cause. But he had something important to tell.
+
+"What think you, Don Frank!" he cried, in the universal tone of the
+conspirator. "I have tonight shaved ~la barba~--what you call the
+'weeskers' of the ~Presidente~ himself, of this countree! Consider!
+He sent for me to come. In the poor ~casita~ of an old woman he
+awaited me--in a verree leetle house in a dark place. ~Carramba!~
+--el Senor Presidente to make himself thus secret and obscured!
+I shave a man and not see his face? This gold piece he gave me, and
+said it was to be all quite still. I think, Don Frank, there is what
+you call a chip over the bug."
+
+"Have you ever seen President Miraflores before?" asked Goodwin.
+
+"But once," answered Esteban. "He is tall; and he had weeskers,
+verree black and sufficient."
+
+"Was any one else present when you shaved him?"
+
+"An old Indian woman, Senor, that belonged with the ~casa~, and one
+senorita--a ladee of so much beautee!--~ah, Dios!~"
+
+"All right, Esteban," said Goodwin. "It's very lucky that you
+happened along with your tonsorial information. The new
+administration will be likely to remember you for this."
+
+Then in a few words he made the barber acquainted with the crisis
+into which the affairs of the nation had culminated, and instructed
+him to remain outside, keeping watch upon the two sides of the hotel
+that looked upon the street, and observing whether any one should
+attempt to leave the house by any door or window. Goodwin himself
+went to the door through which the guests had entered, opened it and
+stepped inside.
+
+Madama had returned downstairs from her journey above to see after
+the comfort of her lodgers. Her candle stood upon the bar. She was
+about to take a thimbleful of rum as a solace for having her rest
+disturbed. She looked up without surprise or alarm as her third
+caller entered.
+
+"Ah! it is the Senor Goodwin. Not often does he honor my poor house
+with his presence."
+
+"I must come oftener," said Goodwin, with a Goodwin smile. "I hear
+that your cognac is the best between Belize to the north and Rio to
+the south. Set out the bottle, Madama, and let us have the proof in
+~un vasito~ for each of us."
+
+"My ~aguardiente~," said Madama, with pride, "is the best. It grows,
+in beautiful bottles, in the dark places among the banana-trees.
+~Si, Senor~. Only at midnight can they be picked by sailor-men
+who bring them, before daylight comes, to your back door. Good
+~aguardiente~ is a verree difficult fruit to handle, Senor Goodwin."
+
+Smuggling, in Coralio, was much nearer than competition to being the
+life of trade. One spoke of it slyly, yet with a certain conceit,
+when it had been well accomplished.
+
+"You have guests in the house tonight," said Goodwin, laying a silver
+dollar upon the counter.
+
+"Why not?" said Madama, counting the change. "Two; but the smallest
+while finished to arrive. One senor, not quite old, and one senorita
+of sufficient hadsomeness. To their rooms they have ascended, not
+desiring the to-eat nor the to-drink. Two rooms--~Numero~9 and
+~Numero~ 10."
+
+"I was expecting that gentleman and that lady," said Goodwin. "I have
+important ~negocios~ that must be transacted. Will you allow me
+to see them?"
+
+"Why not?" sighed Madama, placidly. "Why should not Senor Goodwin
+ascend and speak to his friends? ~Esta bueno~. Romm ~Numero~ 9 and
+romm ~Numero~ 10."
+
+Goodwin loosened in his coat pocket the American revolver that he
+carried, and ascended the steep, dark stairway.
+
+In the hallway above, the saffron light from a hanging lamp allowed
+him to select the gaudy numbers on the doors. He turned the knob on
+Number 9, entered and closed the door behind him.
+
+If that was Isabel Guilbert seated by the table in that poorly
+furnished room, report had failed to do her charms justice. She
+rested her head upon one hand. Extreme fatigue was signified in
+every line of her figure; and upon her countenance a deep perplexity
+was written. Her eyes were gray-irised, and of that mold that seems
+to have belonged to the orbs of all the famous queens of hearts.
+Their whites were singularly clear and brilliant, concealed above
+the irises by heavy horizontal lids, and showing a snowy line between
+them. Such eyes denote great nobility, vigor, and, if you can
+conceive of it, a most generous selfishness. She looked up when
+the American entered, with an expression of surprised inquiry, but
+without alarm.
+
+Goodwin took off his hat and seated himself, with his characteristic
+deliberate ease, upon a corner of the table. He held a lighted cigar
+between his fingers. He took this familiar course because he was
+sure that preliminaries would be wasted upon Miss Guilbert. He knew
+her history, and the small part that the conventions had played in it.
+
+"Good evening," he said. "Now, madame, let us come to business at
+once. You will observe that I mention no names, but I know who is in
+the next room, and what he carries in that valise. That is the point
+which brings me here. I have come to dictate terms of surrender."
+
+The lady neither moved nor replied, but steadily regarded the cigar
+in Goodwin's hand.
+
+"We," continued the dictator, thoughtfully regarding the neat buckskin
+shoe on his gently swinging foot--"I speak for a considerable majority
+of the people--demand the return of the stolen funds belonging to
+them. Our terms go very little further than that. They are very
+simple. As an accredited spokesman, I promise that our interference
+will cease if they are accepted. Give up the money, and you and your
+companion will be permitted to proceed wherever you will. In fact,
+assistance will be given you in the matter of securing a passage
+by any outgoing vessel you may choose. It is on my personal
+responsibility that I add congratulations to the gentleman in Number
+10 upon his taste in feminine charms."
+
+Returning his cigar to his mouth, Goodwin observed her, and saw that
+her eyes followed it and rested upon it with icy and significant
+concentration. Apparently she had not heard a word he had said.
+He understood, tossed the cigar out the window, and, with an amused
+laugh, slid from the table to his feet.
+
+"That is better," said the lady. "It makes it possible for me to
+listen to you. For a second lesson in good manners, you might now
+tell me by whom I am being insulted."
+
+"I am sorry," said Goodwin, leaning one hand on the table, "that my
+time is too brief for devoting much of it to a course of etiquette.
+Come, now; I appeal to you good sense. You have shown yourself,
+in more than one instance, to be well aware of what is to your
+advantage. This is an occasion that demands the exercise of your
+undoubted intelligence. There is no mystery here. I am Frank
+Goodwin; and I have come for the money. I entered this room at a
+venture. Had I entered the other I would have had it before me now.
+Do you want it in words? The gentleman in Number 10 has betrayed
+a great trust. He has robbed his people of a large sum, and it is
+I who will prevent their losing it. I do not say who that gentleman
+is; but if I should be forced to see him and he should prove to be
+a certain high official of the republic, it will be my duty to arrest
+him. The house is guarded. I am offering you liberal terms. It is
+not absolutely necessary that I confer personally with the gentleman
+in the next room. Bring me the valise containing the money, and we
+will call the affair ended."
+
+The lady arose from her chair and stood for a moment, thinking
+deeply.
+
+"Do you live here, Mr. Goodwin?" she asked, presently.
+
+"Yes."
+
+"What is your authority for this intrusion?"
+
+"I am an instrument of the republic. I was advised by wire of the
+movements of the--gentleman in Number 10."
+
+"May I ask you two or three questions? I believe you to be a man
+more apt to be truthful than--timid. What sort of town is this--
+Coralio, I think they call it?"
+
+"Not much of a town," said Goodwin, smiling. "A banana town, as they
+run. Grass huts, 'dobes, five or six two-story houses, accomodations
+limited, population half-breed Spanish and Indian, Caribs and
+blackamoors. No sidewalks to speak of, no amusements. Rather
+unmoral. That'a an offhand sketch, of course."
+
+"Are there any inducements, say in a social or in a business way,
+for people to reside here?"
+
+"Oh, yes," answered Goodwin, smiling broadly. "There are no
+afternoon teas, no hand-organs, no department stores--and there
+is no extradition treaty."
+
+"He told me," went on the lady, speaking as if to herself, and with
+a slight frown, "that there were towns on this coast of beauty and
+importance; that there was a pleasing social order--especially an
+American colony of cultured residents."
+
+"There is an American colony," said Goodwin, gazing at her in some
+wonder. "Some of the members are all right. Some are fugitives from
+justice from the States. I recall two exiled bank presidents, one
+army paymaster under a cloud, a couple of manslayers, and a widow--
+arsenic, I believe, was the suspicion in her case. I myself complete
+the colony, but, as yet, I have not distinguished myself by any
+particular crime."
+
+"Do not lose hope," said the lady, dryly; "I see nothing in your
+actions tonight to guarantee you further obscurity. Some mistake has
+been made; I do not know just where. But ~him~ you shall not disturb
+tonight. The journey has fatigued him so that he has fallen asleep,
+I think, in his clothes. You talk of stolen money! I do not
+understand you. Some mistake has been made. I will convince you.
+Remain where you are and I will bring you the valise that you seem
+to covet so, and show it to you."
+
+She moved toward the closed door that connected the two rooms, but
+stopped, and half turned and bestowed upon Goodwin a grave, searching
+look that ended in a quizzical smile.
+
+"You force my door," she said, "and you follow your ruffianly behavior
+with the basest accusations; and yet"--she hesitated, as if to
+reconsider what she was about to say--"and yet--it is a puzzling
+thing--I am sure there has been some mistake."
+
+She took a step toward the door, but Goodwin stayed her by a light
+touch upon her arm. I have said before that women turned to look
+at him in the streets. He was the viking sort of man, big, good-
+looking, and with an air of kindly truculence. She was dark and
+proud, glowing or pale as her mood moved her. I do not know if Eve
+were light or dark, but if such a woman had stood in the garden
+I know that the apple would have been eaten. This woman was to be
+Goodwin's fate, and he did not know it; but he must have felt the
+first throes of destiny, for, as he faced her, the knowledge of what
+report named her turned bitter in her throat.
+
+"If there has been any mistake," he said, hotly, "it was yours. I do
+not blame the man who has lost his country, his honor, and is about
+to lose the poor consolation of his stolen riches as much as I blame
+you, for, by Heaven! I can very well see how he was brought to it.
+I can understand, and pity him. It is such women as you that strew
+this degraded coast with wretched exiles, that make men forget their
+trusts, that drag--"
+
+The lady interrupted him with a weary gesture.
+
+"There is no need to continue your insults," she said, coldly.
+"I do not understand what you are saying, nor do I know what mad
+blunder you are making; but if the inspection of the contents of
+a gentleman's portmanteau will rid me of you, let us delay it no
+longer."
+
+She passed quickly and noiselessly into the other room, and returned
+with the heavy leather valise, which she handed to the American with
+an air of patient contempt.
+
+Goodwin set the valise quickly upon the table and began to unfasten
+the straps. The Lady stood by, with an expression of infinite scorn
+and weariness upon her face.
+
+The valise opened wide to a powerful, sidelong wrench. Goodwin
+dragged out two or three articles of clothing, exposing the bulk of
+its contents--package after package of tightly packed United States
+bank and treasury notes of large denomination. Reckoning from the
+high figures written upon the paper bands that bound them, the total
+must have come closely upon the hundred thousand mark.
+
+Goodwin glanced swiftly at the woman, and saw, with surprise and
+a thrill of pleasure that he wondered at, that she had experienced
+an unmistakeable shock. Her eyes grew wide, she gasped, and leaned
+heavily against the table. She had been ignorant, then, he inferred,
+that her companion had looted the government treasury. But why,
+he angrily asked himself, should he be so well pleased to think this
+wandering and unscrupulous singer not so black as report had painted
+her?
+
+A noise in the other room startled them both. The door swung open,
+and a tall, elderly, dark complexioned man, recently shaven, hurried
+into the room.
+
+All the pictures of President Miraflores represent him as the
+possessor of a luxuriant supply of dark and carefully tended whiskers;
+but the story of the barber, Esteban, had prepared Goodwin for
+the change.
+
+The man stumbled in from the dark room, his eyes blinking at the
+lamplight, and heavy from sleep.
+
+"What does this mean?" he demanded in excellent English, with a keen
+and perturbed look at the American--"robbery?"
+
+"Very near it," answered Goodwin. "But I rather think I'm in time
+to prevent it. I represent the people to whom this money belongs,
+and I have come to convey it back to them." He thrust his hand into
+a pocket of his loose, linen coat.
+
+The other man's hand went quickly behind him.
+
+"Don't draw," called Goodwin, sharply; "I've got you covered from
+my pocket."
+
+The lady stepped forward, and laid one hand upon the shoulder of her
+hesitating companion. She pointed to the table. "Tell me the truth
+--the truth," she said, in a low voice. "Whose money is that?"
+
+The man did not answer. He gave a deep, long-drawn sigh, leaned
+and kissed her on the forehead, stepped back into the other room
+and closed the door.
+
+Goodwin foresaw his purpose, and jumped for the door, but the report
+of the pistol echoed as his hand touched the knob. A heavy fall
+followed, and some one swept him aside and struggled into the room
+of the fallen man.
+
+A desolation, thought Goodwin, greater than that derived from
+the loss of cavalier and gold must have been in the heart of the
+enchantress to have wrung from her, in that moment, the cry of one
+turning to the all-forgiving, all-comforting earthly consoler--to
+have made her call out from that bloody and dishonored room--"Oh,
+mother, mother, mother!"
+
+But there was an alarm outside. The barber, Esteban, at the sound
+of the shot, had raised his voice; and the shot itself had aroused
+half the town. A pattering of feet came up the street, and official
+orders rang out on the still air. Goodwin had a duty to perform.
+Circumstances had made him the custodian of his adopted country's
+treasure. Swiftly cramming the money into the valise, he closed it,
+leaned far out of the window and dropped it into a thick orange-tree
+in the little inclosure below.
+
+
+They will tell you in Coralio, as they delight in telling the
+stranger, of the conclusion of that tragic flight. They will tell
+you how the upholders of the law came apace when the alarm was
+sounded--the ~Comandante~ in red slippers and a jacket like a head
+waiter's and girded sword, the soldiers with their interminable guns,
+followed by outnumbering officers struggling into their gold and lace
+epaulettes; the bare-footed policemen (the only capables in the lot),
+and ruffled citizens of every hue and description.
+
+They say that the countenance of the dead man was marred sadly by
+the effects of the shot; but he was identified as the fallen president
+by both Goodwin and the barber Esteban. On the next morning messages
+began to come over the mended telegraph wire; and the story of the
+flight from the capital was given out to the public. In San Mateo
+the revolutionary party had seized the sceptre of government, without
+opposition, and the ~vivas~ of the mercurial populace quickly effaced
+the interest belonging to the unfortunate Miraflores.
+
+They will relate to you how the new government sifted the towns
+and raked the roads to find the valise containing Anchuria's surplus
+capital, which the president was known to have carried with him,
+but all in vain. In Coralio Senor Goodwin himself led the searching
+party which combed that town as carefully as a woman combs her hair;
+but the money was not found.
+
+So they buried the dead man, without honors, back of the town near
+the little bridge that spans the mangrove swamp; and for a ~real~
+a boy will show you his grave. They say that the old woman in whose
+hut the barber shaved the president placed the wooden slab at his
+head, and burned the inscription upon it with a hot iron.
+
+You will hear also that Senor Goodwin, like a tower of strength,
+shielded Dona Isabel Guilbert through those subsequent distressful
+days; and that his scruples as to her past career (if he had any)
+vanished; and her adventuresome waywardness (if she had any) left
+her, and they were wedded and were happy.
+
+The American built a home on a little foothill near the town. It is
+a conglomerate structure of native woods that, exported, would be
+worth a fortune, and of brick, palm, glass, bamboo and adobe. There
+is a paradise of nature about it; and something of the same sort
+within. The natives speak of its interior with hands uplifted in
+admiration. There are floors polished like mirrors and covered with
+hand-woven Indian rugs of silk fibre, tall ornaments and pictures,
+musical instruments and papered walls--"figure-it-to-yourself!"
+they exclaim.
+
+But they cannot tell you in Coralio (as you shall learn) what became
+of the money that Frank Goodwin dropped into the orange-tree. But
+that shall come later; for the palms are fluttering in the breeze,
+bidding us to sport and gaiety.
+
+
+
+V
+
+Cupid's Exile Number Two
+
+The United States of America, after looking over its stock of
+consular timber, selected Mr. John De Graffenreid Atwood, of
+Dalesburg, Alabama, for a successor to Willard Geddie, resigned.
+
+Without prejudice to Mr. Atwood, it will have to be acknowledged
+that, in this instance, it was the man who sought the office. As
+with the self-banished Geddie, it was nothing less than the artful
+smiles of lovely woman that had driven Johnny Atwood to the desperate
+expedient of accepting office under a despised Federal Government
+so that he might go far, far away and never see again the false, fair
+face that had wrecked his young life. The consulship at Coralio
+seemed to offer a retreat sufficiently removed and romantic enough
+to inject the necessary drama into the pastoral scenes of Dalesburg
+life.
+
+It was while playing the part of Cupid's exile that Johnny added his
+handiwork to the long list of casualties along the Spanish Main by
+his famous manipulation of the shoe market, and his unparalleled feat
+of elevating the most despised and useless weed in his own country
+from obscurity to be a valuable product in international commerce.
+
+The trouble began, as trouble often begins instead of ending, with
+a romance. In Dalesburg there was a man named Elijah Hemstetter, who
+kept a general store. His family consisted of one daughter called
+Rosine, a name that atoned much for "Hemstetter." This young woman
+was possessed of plentiful attractions, so that the young men of
+the community were agitated in their bosoms. Among the more agitated
+was Johnny, the son of Judge Atwood, who lived in the big colonial
+mansion on the edge of Dalesburg.
+
+It would seem that the desirable Rosine should have been pleased to
+return the affection of an Atwood, a name honored all over the state
+long before and since the war. It does seem that she should have
+gladly consented to have been led into that stately but rather empty
+colonial mansion. But not so. There was a cloud on the horizon, a
+threatening, cumulus cloud, in the shape of a lively and shrewd young
+farmer in the neighborhood who dared to enter the lists as a rival to
+the high-born Atwood.
+
+One night Johnny propounded to Rosine a question that is considered
+of much importance by the young of the human species. The accessories
+were all there--moonlight, oleanders, magnolias, the mockingbird's
+song. Whether or no the shadow of Pinkney Dawson, that prosperous
+young farmer came between them on that occasion is not known; but
+Rosine's answer was unfavorable. Mr. John De Graffenreid Atwood bowed
+till his hat touched the lawn grass, and went away with his head high,
+but with a sore wound in his pedigree and heart. A Hemstetter refuse
+an Atwood! Zounds!
+
+Among other accidents of that year was a Democratic president. Judge
+Atwood was a warhorse of Democracy. Johnny persuaded him to set the
+wheels moving for some foreign appointment. He would go away--away.
+Perhaps in years to come Rosine would think how true, how faithful
+his love had been, and would drop a tear--maybe in the cream she
+would be skimming for Pink Dawson's breakfast.
+
+The wheels of politics revolved; and Johnny was appointed consul to
+Coralio. Just before leaving he dropped in at Hemstetter's to say
+good-bye. There was a queer, pinkish look about Rosine's eyes; and
+had the two been alone, the United States might have had to cast
+about for another consul. But Pink Dawson was there, of course,
+talking about his 400-acre orchard, and the three-mile alfalfa tract,
+and the 200-acre pasture. So Johnny shook hands with Rosine as
+coolly as if he were only going to run up to Montgomery for a couple
+of days. They had the royal manner when they chose, those Atwoods.
+
+"If you happen to strike anything in the way of a good investment
+down there, Johnny," said Pink Dawson, "just let me know, will you?
+I reckon I could lay my hands on a few extra thousands 'most any time
+for a profitable deal."
+
+"Certainly, Pink," said Johnny, pleasantly. "If I strike anything of
+that sort I'll let you in with pleasure."
+
+So Johnny went down to Mobile and took a fruit steamer for the coast
+of Anchuria.
+
+When the new consul arrived in Coralio the strangeness of the scenes
+diverted him much. He was only twenty-two; and the grief of youth
+was not worn like a garment as it is by older men. It has its
+seasons when it reigns; and then it is unseated for time by the
+assertion of the keen senses.
+
+Billy Keogh and Johnny seemed to conceive a mutual friendship at
+once. Keogh took the new consul about town and presented him to the
+handful of Americans and the smaller number of French and Germans who
+made up the "foreign" contingent. And then, of course, he had to be
+more formally introduced to the native officials, and have his
+credentials transmitted through an interpreter.
+
+There was something about the young Southerner that the sophisticated
+Keogh liked. His manner was simple almost to boyishness; but he
+possessed the cool carelessness of a man of far greater age and
+experience. Neither uniforms nor titles, red tape nor foreign
+languages, mountains nor sea weighed upon his spirits. He was heir
+to all ages, an Atwood, of Dalesburg; and you might know every
+thought conceived to his bosom.
+
+Geddie came down to the consulate to explain the duties and workings
+of the office. He and Keogh tried to interest the new consul in
+their description of the work that his government expected him to
+perform.
+
+"It's all right," said Johnnie from the hammock that he had set up as
+the official reclining place. "If anything turns up that has to be
+done I'll let you fellows do it. You can't expect a Democrat to work
+during his first term of holding office."
+
+"You might look over these headings," suggested Geddie, "of the
+different lines of exports you will have to keep account of. The
+fruit is classified; and there are the valuable woods, coffee,
+rubber--"
+
+"That last account sounds all right," interrupted Mr. Atwood. "Sounds
+as if it could be stretched. I want to buy a new flag, a monkey, a
+guitar and a barrel of pineapples. Will the rubber account stretch
+over 'em?"
+
+"That's merely statistics," said Geddie, smiling. "The expense
+account is what you want. It is supposed to have a slight elasticity.
+The 'stationery' items are sometimes carelessly audited by the State
+Department."
+
+"We're wasting our time," said Keogh. "This man was born to hold
+office. He penetrates to the root of the art at one step of his
+eagle eye. The true genius of government shows its hand in every
+word of his speech."
+
+"I didn't take this job with any intention of working," explained
+Johnny, lazily. "I wanted to go somewhere in the world where they
+didn't talk about farms. There are none here, are there?"
+
+"Not the kind you are acquainted with," answered the ex-consul.
+"There is no such art here as agriculture. There never was a plow
+or a reaper within the boundaries of Anchuria."
+
+"This is the country for me," murmured the consul, and immediately
+he fell asleep.
+
+The cheerful tintypist pursued his intimacy with Johnny in spite
+of open charges that he did so to obtain a preemption on a seat in
+that coveted spot, the rear gallery of the consulate. But whether
+his designs were selfish or purely friendly, Keogh achieved that
+desirable privilege. Few were the nights on which the two could
+not be found reposing there in the sea breeze, with their heels on
+the railing, and the cigars and brandy conveniently near.
+
+One evening they sat thus, mainly silent, for their talk had dwindled
+before the stilling influence of an unusual night.
+
+There was a great, full moon; and the sea mother-of-pearl. Almost
+every sound was hushed, for the air was but faintly stirring; and
+the town lay panting, waiting for the night to cool. Offshore lay
+the fruit steamer ~Andador~, of the Vesuvius line, full-laden and
+scheduled to sail at six in the morning. There were no loiterers on
+the beach. So bright was the moonlight that the two men could see
+the small pebbles shining on the beach where the gentle surf wetted
+them.
+
+Then down the coast, tacking close to shore, slowly swam a little
+sloop, white-winged like some snowy sea fowl. Its course lay within
+twenty points of the wind's eye; so it veered in and out again in
+long, slow strokes like the movements of a graceful skater.
+
+Again the tactics of its crew brought it close in shore, this time
+nearly opposite the consulate; and then there blew from the sloop
+clear and surprising notes as if from a horn of elfland. A fairy
+bugle it might have been, sweet and silvery and unexpected, playing
+with spirit the familiar air of "Home, Sweet Home."
+
+It was a scene set for the land of the lotus. The authority of the
+sea and the tropics, the mystery that attends unknown sails, and the
+prestige of drifting music on moonlit waters gave it an anodynous
+charm. Johnny Atwood felt it, and thought of Dalesburg; but as soon
+as Keogh's mind had arrived at a theory concerning the peripatetic
+solo he sprang to the railing, and his ear-rending yawp fractured
+the silence of Coralio like a cannon shot.
+
+"Mel-lin-ger a-hoy!"
+
+The sloop was now on its outward tack; but from it came a clear,
+answering hail:
+
+"Good-bye, Billy... go-ing home--bye!"
+
+The ~Andador~ was the sloop's destination. No doubt some passenger
+with a sailing permit from some up-the-coast point had come down
+in this sloop to catch the regular fruit steamer on its return trip.
+Like a coquettish pigeon the little boat tacked on its eccentric way
+until at last its white sail was lost to sight against the larger
+bulk of the fruiter's side.
+
+"That's old H. P. Mellinger," explained Keogh, dropping back into his
+chair. "He's going back to New York. He was a private secretary of
+the late hot-foot president of this grocery and fruit stand that they
+call a country. His job's over now; and I guess old Mellinger is
+glad."
+
+"Why does he disappear to music, like Zo-zo, the magic queen?" asked
+Johnny. "Just to show 'em that he doesn't care?"
+
+"That noise you heard is a phonograph," said Keogh. "I sold him
+that. Mellinger had a graft in this country that was the only thing
+of its kind in the world. The tooting machine saved it for him once,
+and he always carried it around with him afterward."
+
+"Tell me about it," demanded Johnny, betraying interest.
+
+"I'm no disseminator of narratives," said Keogh. "I can use language
+for purposes of speech; but when I attempt a discourse the words come
+out as they will, and they may make sense when they strike the
+atmosphere, or they may not."
+
+"I want to hear about the graft," persisted Johnny, "You've got no
+right to refuse. I've told you all about every man, woman and
+hitching post in Dalesburg."
+
+"You shall hear it," said Keogh. "I said my instincts of narrative
+were perplexed. Don't you believe it. It's an art I've acquired
+along with many other of the graces and sciences."
+
+
+
+VI
+
+The Phonograph and the Graft
+
+"What was this this graft? asked Johnny, with the impatience of
+the great public to whom tales are told.
+
+"'Tis contrary to art and philosophy to give you the information,"
+said Keogh, calmly. "The art of narrative consists in concealing
+from your audience everything it wants to know until after you expose
+your favorite opinions on topics foreign to the subject. A good
+story is like a bitter pill with the sugar coating inside of it.
+I will begin, if you please, with a horoscope located in the Cherokee
+Nation; and end with a moral tune on the phonograph.
+
+"Me and Henry Horsecollar brought the first phonograph to this
+country. Henry was a quarter-breed, quarter-back cherokee, educated
+East in the idioms of football, and West in contraband whiskey, and
+a gentleman, the same as you and me. He was easy and romping in
+his ways; a man about six foot, with a kind of rubber-tire movement.
+Yes, he was a little man about five foot five, or five foot eleven.
+He was what you would call a medium tall man of average smallness.
+Henry had quit college once, and the Muscogee jail three times--the
+last-named institution on account of introducing and selling whisky
+in the territories. Henry Horsecollar never let any cigar stores
+come up and stand behind him. He didn't belong to that tribe of
+Indians.
+
+"Henry and me met at Texarkana, and figured out this phonograph
+scheme. He had $360 which came to him out of a land allotment
+in the reservation. I had run down from Little Rock on account
+of a distressful scene I had witnessed on the street there. A man
+stood on a box and passed around some gold watches, screw case,
+stem-winders, Elgin movement, very elegant. Twenty bucks they cost
+you over the counter. At three dollars the crowd fought for the
+tickers. The man happened to find a valise full of them handy, and
+he passed them out like putting hot biscuits on a plate. The backs
+were hard to unscrew, but the crowd put its ear to the case, and
+they ticked mollifying and agreeable. Three of these watches were
+genuine tickers; the rest were only kickers. Hey? Why, empty cases
+with one of them horny black bugs that fly around electric lights
+in 'em. Them bugs kick off minutes and seconds industrious and
+beautiful. So, this man I was speaking of cleaned up $288; and then
+he went away, because he knew that when it came time to wind watches
+in Little Rock an entomologist would be needed, and he wasn't one.
+
+"So, as I say, Henry had $360 and I had $288. The idea of introducing
+the phonograph to South America was Henry's; but I took to it freely,
+being fond of machinery of all kinds.
+
+"'The Latin races,' says Henry, explaining easy in the idioms he
+learned at college, 'are peculiarly adapted to be victims of the
+phonograph. They yearn for music and color and gaiety. They give
+wampum to the hand-organ man and the four-legged chicken in the tent
+when they're three months behind with the grocery and the bread-fruit
+tree."
+
+"'Then,' says I, 'we'll export canned music to the Latins; but I'm
+mindful of Mr. Julius Caesar's account of 'em where he says: ~"Omnia
+Gallia in tres partes divisa est"~; which is the same as to say, "We
+will need all of our gall in devising means to tree them parties."'
+
+"I hated to make a show of education; but I was disinclined to be
+overdone in syntax by a mere Indian, a member of a race to which we
+owe nothing except the land on which the United States is situated.
+
+"We bought a fine phonograph in Texarkana--one of the best make--and
+half a trunkful of records. We packed up, and took the T. and P.
+for New Orleans. From that celebrated center of molasses and
+disfranchised coon songs we took a steamer for South America.
+
+"We landed at Solitas, forty miles up the coast from here. 'Twas
+a palatable enough place to look at. The houses were clean and white;
+and to look at 'em stuck around among the scenery they reminded you
+of hard-boiled eggs served with lettuce. There was a block of
+skyscraper mountains in the suburbs; and they kept pretty quiet,
+like they had crept up there and were watching the town. And the sea
+was remarking 'Sh-sh-sh' on the beach; and now and then a ripe coconut
+would drop kerblip in the sand; and that was all there was doing.
+Yes, I judge that town was considerably on the quiet. I judge that
+after Gabriel quits blowing his horn, and the car starts, with
+Philadelphia swinging to the last strap, and Pine Gully, Arkansas,
+hanging onto the rear step, this town of Solitas will wake up and ask
+if anybody spoke.
+
+"The captain went ashore with us, and offered to conduct what he
+seemed to like to call the obsequies. He introduced Henry and me to
+the United States Consul, and a roan man, the head of the Department
+of Mercenary and Licentious Dispostions, the way it read upon his
+sign.
+
+"'I thouch here again a week from today,' says the captain.
+
+"'By that time,' we told him, 'we'll be amassing wealth in the
+interior towns with our galvanized prima donna and correct imitations
+of Sousa's band excavating a march from a tin mine.'
+
+"'Ye'll not,' says the captain. 'Ye'll be hypnotized. Any gentleman
+in the audience who kindly steps upon the stage and looks this country
+in the eye will be converted to the hypothesis that he's but a fly
+in the Elgin creamery. Ye'll be standing knee deep in the surf
+waiting for me, and your machine for making Hamburger steak out of
+the hitherto respected art of music will be playing "There's no place
+like home."'
+
+"Henry skinned a twenty off his roll, and received from the Bureau
+of Mercenary Dispositions a paper bearing a red seal and a dialect
+story, and no change.
+
+"Then we got the consul full of red wine, and struck him for a
+horoscope. He was a thin, youngish kind of man, I should say past
+fifty, sort of French-Irish in his affections, and puffed up with
+disconsolation. Yes, he was a flattened kind of man, in whom drink
+lay stagnant, inclined to corpulence and misery. Yes, I think he
+was a kind of Dutchman, being very sad and genial in his ways.
+
+"'The marvelous invention,' he says, 'entitled the phonograph, has
+never invaded these shores. The people have never heard it. They
+would not believe it if they should. Simple-hearted children of
+nature, progress has never condemned them to accept the work of
+a can-opener as an overture, and rag-time might incite them to a
+bloody revolution. But you can try the experiment. The best chance
+you have is that the populace may not wake up when you play. There's
+two ways,' says the consul, 'they may take it. They may become
+inebriated with attention, like an Atlanta colonel listening to
+"Marching Through Georgia," or they will get excited and transpose
+the key of the music with an axe and yourselves into a dungeon. In
+the latter case,' says the consul, 'I'll do my duty by cabling to the
+State Department, and I'll wrap the Stars and Stripes around you when
+you come to be shot, and threaten them with the vengeance of the
+greatest gold export and financial reserve nation on earth. The flag
+is full of bullet holes now,' says the consul, 'made in that way.
+Twice before,' says the consul, 'I have cabled our government for a
+couple of gunboats to protect American citizens. The first time the
+Department sent me a pair of gum boots. The other time was when a man
+named Pease was going to be executed here. They referred that appeal
+to the Secretary of Agriculture. Let us now disturb the senor behind
+the bar for a subsequence of the red wine.'
+
+"Thus soliloquized the consul of Solitas to me and Henry Horsecollar.
+
+"But, notwithstanding, we hired a room that afternoon in the Calle de
+los Angeles, the main street that runs along the shore, and put our
+trunks there. 'Twas a good-sized room, dark and cheerful, but small.
+'Twas on a various street, diversified by houses and conservatory
+plants. The peasantry of the city passed to and fro on the fine
+pasturage between the sidewalks. 'Twas, for the world, like an opera
+chorus when the Royal Kafoozlum is about to enter.
+
+"We were rubbing the dust off the machine and getting fixed to start
+business the next day, when a big, fine-looking white man in white
+clothes stopped at the door and looked in. We extended the
+invitations, and he walked inside and sized us up. He was chewing
+a long cigar, and wrinkling his eyes, meditative, like a girl trying
+to decide which dress to wear to the party.
+
+"'New York?' he says to me finally.
+
+"'Originally, and from time to time,' I says. 'Hasn't it rubbed off
+yet?'
+
+"'It's simple,' says he, 'when you know how. It's the fit of
+the vest. They don't cut vests right anywhere else. Coats, maybe,
+but not vests.'
+
+"The white man looks at Henry Horsecollar and hesitates.
+
+"'Injun,' says Henry; 'tame Injun.'
+
+"'Mellinger,' says the man--'Homer P. Mellinger. Boys, you're
+confiscated. You're babes in the wood without a chaperon or referee,
+and it's my duty to start you going. I'll knock out the props and
+launch you proper in the pellucid waters of this tropical mud puddle.
+You'll have to be christened, and if you'll come with me I'll break
+a bottle of wine across your bows, according to Hoyle.'
+
+"Well, for two days Homer P. Mellinger did the honors. That man cut
+ice in Anchuria. He was It. He was the Royal Kafoozlum. If me and
+Henry was babes in the wood, he was a Robin Redbreast from the topmost
+bough. Him and me and Henry Horsecollar locked arms, and toted that
+phonograph around, and had wassail and diversions. Everywhere we
+found doors open we went inside and set the machine going, and
+Mellinger called upon the people to observe the artful music and his
+two lifelong friends, the Senores Americanos. The opera chorus was
+agitated with esteem, and followed us from house to house. There was
+a different kind of drink to be had with every tune. The natives
+had acquirements of a pleasant thing in the way of a drink that gums
+itself to the recollection. They chop off the end of a green coconut,
+and pour in on the juice of it French brandy and other adjuvants.
+We had them and other things.
+
+"Mine and Henry's money was counterfeit. Everything was on Homer
+P. Mellinger. That man could find rolls of bills concealed in places
+on his person where Hermann the Wizard couldn't have conjured out a
+rabbit or an omelette. He could have founded universities, and made
+orchid collections, and then had enough left to purchase the colored
+vote of his country. Henry and me wondered what his graft was. One
+evening he told us.
+
+"'Boys, said he, I've deceived you. You think I'm a painted
+butterfly; but in fact I'm the hardest worked man in this country.
+Ten years ago I landed on its shores; and two years ago on the point
+of its jaw. Yes, I guess I can get the decision over this ginger cake
+commonwealth at the end of any round I choose. I'll confide in you
+because you are my countrymen and guests, even if you have assaulted
+my adopted shores with the worst system of noises ever set to music.
+
+"'My job is private secretary to the president of this republic;
+and my duties are running it. I'm not headlined in the bills, but I'm
+the mustard in the salad dressing just the same. There isn't a law
+goes before Congress, there isn't a concession granted, there isn't
+an import duty levied but what H. P. Mellinger he cooks and seasons
+it. In the front office I fill the president's inkstand and search
+visiting statesmen for dirks and dynamite; but in the back room I
+dictate the policy of the government. You'd never guess in the world
+how I got my pull. It's the only graft of its kind on earth. I'll
+put you wise. You remember the old top-liner in the copy book--
+Honesty is the Best Policy?" That's it. I'm working honestly for a
+graft. I'm the only honest man in the republic. The government knows
+it; the people know it; the boodlers know it; the foreign investors
+know it. I make the government keep its faith. If a man is promised
+a job he gets it. If outside capital buys a concession it gets
+the goods. I run the monopoly of square dealing here. There's no
+competition. If Colonel Diogenes were to flash his lantern in this
+precinct he'd have my address inside of two minutes. There isn't big
+money in it, but it's a sure thing, and lets a man sleep of nights.'
+
+"Thus Homer P. Mellinger made oration to me and Henry Horsecollar.
+And, later, he divested himself of this remark:
+
+"'Boys, I'm to hold a ~soiree~ this evening with a gang of leading
+citizens, and I want your assistance. You bring the musical corn
+sheller and give the affair the outside appearance of a function.
+There's important business on hand, but it mustn't show. I can talk
+to you people. I've been pained for years on account of not having
+anybody to blow off and brag to. I get homesick sometimes, and I'd
+swap the entire perquisites of office for just one hour to have a
+stein and a caviar sandwich somewhere on Thirty-fourth Street, and
+stand and watch the street cars go by, and smell the peanut roaster
+at old Giuseppe's fruit stand.'
+
+"'Yes,' said I, 'there's fine caviar at Billy Renfrew's cafe, corner
+of Thirty-fourth and--'
+
+"'God knows it,' interrupts Mellinger, 'and if you'd told me you knew
+Billy Renfrew I'd have invented tons of ways of making you happy.
+Billy was my side-kicker in New York. There is a man who never knew
+what crooked was. Here I am working Honesty for a graft, but that
+man loses money on it. Carrambos! I get sick at times of this
+country. Everything's rotten. From the executive down to the coffee
+pickers, they're plotting to down each other and skin their friends.
+If a mule driver takes off his hat to an official, that man figures
+it out that he's a popular idol, and set his pegs to stir up a
+revolution and upset the administration. It's one of my little chores
+as private secretary to smell out these revolutions and affix the
+kibosh before they break out and scratch the paint off the government
+property. That's why I'm down here now in this mildewed coast town.
+The governor of the district and his crew are plotting to uprise.
+I've got every one of their names, and they're invited to listen
+to the phonograph tonight, compliments of H. P. M. That's the way
+I'll get them in a bunch, and things are on the program to happen
+to them.'
+
+"We three were sitting at table in the cantina of the Purified Saints.
+Mellinger poured out wine, and was looking some worried; I was
+thinking.
+
+"'They're a sharp crowd,' he says, kind of fretful. 'They're
+capitalized by a foreign syndicate after rubber, and they're loaded
+to the muzzle for bribing. I'm sick,' goes on Mellinger, 'of comic
+opera. I want to smell East River and wear suspenders again. At
+times I feel loke throwing up my job, but I'm d--n fool enough to
+be sort of proud of it. "There's Mellinger," they say here. "~Por
+dios!~ you can't touch him with a million." I'd like to take that
+record back and show it to Billy Renfrow some day; and that tightens
+my grip whenever I see a fat thing that I could corral just by
+winking one eye--and losing my graft. By--, they can't monkey
+with me. They know it. What money I get I make honest and spend it.
+Some day, I'll make a pile and go back and eat caviar with Billy.
+Tonight I'll show you how to handle a bunch of corruptionists. I'll
+show them what Mellinger, private secretary, means when you spell it
+with the cotton and tissue paper off.'
+
+"Mellinger appears shaky, and breaks his glass against the neck of
+the bottle.
+
+"I says to myself, 'White man, if I'm not mistaken there's been a
+bait laid out where the tail of your eye could see it.'
+
+"That night, according to arrangements, me and Henry took the
+phonograph to a room in a 'dobe house in a dirty side street, where
+the grass was knee high. 'Twas a long room, lit with smoky oil lamps.
+There was plenty of chairs, and a table at the back end. We set the
+phonograph on the table. Mellinger was there, walking up and down,
+disturbed in his predicaments. He chewed cigars and spat 'em out,
+and he bit the thumb nail of his left hand.
+
+"By and by the invitations to the musicale come sliding in by pairs
+and threes and spade flushes. Their color was of a diversity, running
+from a three-day's smoked meerschaum to a patent-leather polish.
+They were as polite as wax, being devastated with enjoyments to give
+Senor Mellinger the good evenings. I understood their Spanish talk
+--I ran a pumping engine two years in a Mexican silver mine, and had
+it pat--but I never let on.
+
+"Maybe fifty of 'em had come, and was seated, when in slid the king
+bee, the governor of the district. Mellinger met him at the door,
+and escorted him to the grand stand. When I saw that Latin man I
+knew that Mellinger, private secretary, had all the dances on his card
+taken. That was a big, squashy man, the color of a rubber overshoe,
+and he had an eye like a head waiter's.
+
+"Mellinger explained, fluent, in the Castilian idioms, that his soul
+was disconcerted with joy at introducing to his respected friends
+America's greatest invention, the wonder of the age. Henry got the
+cue and run on an elegant brass-band record and the festivities became
+initiated. The governor man had a bit of English under his hat, and
+when the music was choked off he says:
+
+"'Ver-r-ree fine. ~Gr-r'r-r-racias~, the American gentlemen, the so
+esplendeed moosic as to playee.'
+
+"The table was a long one, and Henry and me sat at the end of it next
+the wall. The governor sat at the other end. Homer P. Mellinger
+stood at the side of it. I was just wondering how Mellinger was
+going to handle his crowd, when the home talent suddenly opened the
+services.
+
+"That governor man was suitable for uprisings and policies. I judge
+he was a ready kind of man, who took his own time. Yes, he was full
+of attention and immediateness. He leaned his hands on the table and
+imposed his face toward the secretary man.
+
+"'Do the American senors understand Spanish?' he asks in his native
+accents.
+
+"'They do not,' says Mellinger.
+
+"'Then listen,' goes on the Latin man, prompt. 'The musics are
+of sufficient prettiness, but not of necessity. Let us speak
+of business. I well know why we are here, since I observe my
+compatriots. You had a whisper yesterday, Senor Mellinger, of our
+proposals. Tonight we will speak out. We know that you stand in
+the president's favor, and we know your influence. The government
+will be changed. We know the worth of your services. We esteem
+your friendship and aid so much that'--Mellinger praises his hand,
+but the governor man bottles him up. 'Do not speak until I have
+done.'
+
+"The governor man then draws a package wrapped in paper from his
+pocket, and lays it on the table by Mellinger's hand.
+
+"'In that you will find fifty thousand dollars in money of your
+country. You can do nothing against us, but you can be worth that
+for us. Go back to the capital and obey our instructions. Take
+that money now. We trust you. You will find with it a paper giving
+in detail the work you will be expected to do for us. Do not have
+the unwiseness to refuse.'
+
+"'The governor man paused, with his eyes fixed on Mellinger, full
+of expressions and observances. I looked at Mellinger, and was glad
+Billy Renfrew couldn't see him then. The sweat was popping out on his
+forehead, and he stood dumb, tapping the little package with the ends
+of his fingers. The colorado-maduro gang was after his graft. He had
+only to change his politics, and stuff five fingers in his inside
+pocket.
+
+"Henry whispers to me and wants the pause in the program interpreted.
+I whisper back: 'H. P. is up against a bribe, senator's size, and the
+coons have got him going.' I saw Mellinger's hand moving closer to
+the package. 'He's weakening,' I whispered to Henry. 'We'll remind
+him,' says Henry, 'of the peanut-roaster on Thirty-fourth Street,
+New York."
+
+"Henry stooped down and got a record from the basketful we'd brought,
+slid it in the phonograph, and started her off. It was a cornet solo,
+very neat and beautiful, and the name of it was 'Home, Sweet Home.'
+Not one of them fifty odd men in the room moved while it was playing,
+and the governor man kept his eyes steady on Mellinger. I saw
+Mellinger's head go up little by little and his hand came creeping
+away from the package. Not until the last note sounded did anybody
+stir. And there Homer P. Mellinger takes up the bundle of boodle
+and slams it in the governor man's face.
+
+"'That's my answer,' says Mellinger, private secretary, 'and there'll
+be another in the morning. I have proofs of conspiracy against every
+man of you. The show is over, gentlemen.'
+
+"'There's one more act,' puts in the governor man. 'You are a
+servant, I believe, employed by the president to copy letters and
+answer raps at the door. I am governor here. Senores, I call upon
+you in the name of the cause to seize this man.'
+
+"That brindled gang of conspirators shoved back their chairs and
+advanced in force. I could see where Mellinger had made a mistake in
+massing his enemy so as to make a grand-stand play. I think he made
+another one, too; but we can pass that, Mellinger's idea of a graft
+and mine being different, according to estimations and points of view.
+
+"There was only one window and door in that room, and they were in
+the front end. Here was fifty odd Latin men coming in a bunch to
+obstruct the legislation of Mellinger. You may say there were three
+of us, for me and Henry, simultaneous, declared New York City and
+the Cherokee Nation in sympathy with the weaker party.
+
+"Then it was that Henry Horsecollar rose to a point of disorder and
+intervened, showing, admirable, the advantages of education as applied
+to the American Indian's natural intellect and native refinement.
+He stood up and smoothed back his hair on each side with his hands
+as you have seen little girls do when they play.
+
+"'Get behind me, both of you,' says Henry
+
+"'What's it to be, chief?' I asked.
+
+"'I'm going to buck center,' says Henry, in his football idioms.
+There isn't a tackle in the lot of them. Follow me close, and rush
+the game.'
+
+"'Then that cultured Red Man exhaled an arrangement of sounds with
+his mouth that made the Latin aggregation pause, with thoughtfulness
+and hesitations. The matter of his proclamation seemed to be a
+cooperation of the Carlisle war-whoop with the Cherokee college yell.
+He went at the chocolate team like a bean out of a little boy's nigger
+shooter. His right elbow laid out the governor man on the gridiron,
+and he made a lane the length of the crowd so wide that a woman
+could have carried a stepladder through it without striking against
+anything. All Mellinger and me had to do was to follow.
+
+"It took us just three minutes to get out of that street around
+to military headquarters, where Mellinger had things his own way.
+A colonel and a battalion of bare-toed infantry turned out and went
+back to the scene of the musicale with us, but the conspirator gang
+was gone. But we recaptured the phonograph with honors of war, and
+marched back to the ~cuartel~ with it playing 'All Coons Look Alike
+to Me.'
+
+"The next day Mellinger takes me and Henry to one side, and begins
+to shed tens and twenties.
+
+"'I want to buy that phonograph,' says he. I liked that last tune
+it played at the ~soiree~.'
+
+"'This is more money than the machine is worth,' says I.
+
+"'Tis government expense money,' says Mellinger. The government pays
+for it, and it's getting the tune-grinder cheap.'
+
+"Me and Henry knew that pretty well. We knew that it had saved Homer
+P. Mellinger's graft when he was on the point of losing it; but we
+never let him know we knew it.
+
+"'Now you boys better slide off further down the coast for a while,'
+says Mellinger, 'till I get the screws put on these fellows here.
+If you don't they'll give you trouble. And if you ever happen to see
+Billy Renfrew again before I do, tell him I'm coming back to New York
+as soon as I can make a stake--honest.'
+
+"Me and Henry laid low until the day the steamer came back. When we
+saw the captain's boat on the beach we went down and stood in the edge
+of the water. The captain grinned when he saw us.
+
+"'I told you you'd be waiting,' he says. 'Where's the Hamburger
+machine?'
+
+"'It stays behind,' I says, 'to play "Home, Sweet Home."'
+
+"'I told you so,' says the captain again. 'Climb in the boat.'
+
+"And that," said Keogh, "is the way me and Henry Horsecollar
+introduced the phonograph into this country. Henry went back to
+the States, but I've been rummaging around in the tropics ever since.
+They say Mellinger never travelled a mile after that without his
+phonograph. I guess it kept him reminded about his graft whenever
+he saw the siren voice of the boodler tip him the wink with a bribe
+in his hand."
+
+"I suppose he's taking it home with him as a souvenir, remarked the
+consul.
+
+"Not as a souvenir," said Keogh. "He'll need two of 'em in New York,
+running day and night."
+
+
+
+VII
+
+Money Maze
+
+The new administration of Anchuria entered upon its duties and
+privileges with enthusiasm. Its first act was to send an agent
+to Coralio with imperative orders to recover, if possible, the sum
+of money ravished from the treasury by the ill-fated Miraflores.
+
+Colonel Emilio Falcon, the private secretary of Losada, the new
+president, was despatched from the capital upon this important
+mission.
+
+The position of private secretary to a tropical president is
+a responsible one. He must be a diplomat, a spy, a ruler of men,
+a body-guard to his chief, and a smeller-out of plots and nascent
+revolutions. Often he is the power behind the throne, the dictator
+of policy; and a president chooses him with a dozen times the care
+with which he selects a matrimonial mate.
+
+Colonel Falcon, a handsome and urbane gentleman of Castilian courtesy
+and debonnaire manners, came to Coralio with the task before him of
+striking upon the cold trail of the lost money. There he conferred
+with the military authorities, who had received instructions to
+cooperate with him in the search.
+
+Colonel Falcon established his headquarters in one of the rooms of
+the Casa Morena. Here for a week he held informal sittings--much as
+if he were a kind of unified grand jury--and summoned before him all
+those whose testimony might illumine the financial tragedy that had
+accompanied the less momentous one of the late president's death.
+
+Two or three who were thus examined, among whom was the barber
+Esteban, declared that they had identified the body of the president
+before its burial.
+
+"Of a truth," testified Esteban before the mighty secretary, "it was
+he, the president. Consider!--how could I shave a man and not see his
+face? He sent for me to shave him in a small house. He had a beard
+very black and thick. Had I ever seen the president before? Why not?
+I saw him once ride forth in a carriage from the ~vapor~ in Solitas.
+When I shaved him he gave me a gold piece, and said there was to be no
+talk. But I am a Liberal--I am devoted to my country--and I spake of
+these things to Senor Goodwin."
+
+"It is known," said Colonel Falcon, smoothly, "that the late President
+took with him an American leather valise, containing a large amount of
+money. Did you see that?"
+
+"~De veras~--no," Esteban answered. "The light in the little house
+was but a small lamp by which I could scarcely see to shave the
+President. Such a thing there may have been, but I did not see it.
+No. Also in the room was a young lady--a senorita of much beauty--
+that I could see even in so small a light. But the money, senor, or
+the thing in which it was carried--that I did not see."
+
+The ~comandante~ and other officers gave testimony that they had been
+awakened and alarmed by the noise of a pistol-shot in the Hotel de
+los Extranjeros. Hurrying thither to protect the peace and dignity
+of the republic, they found a man lying dead, with a pistol clutched
+in his hand. Beside him was a young woman, weeping sorely. Senor
+Goodwin was also in the room when they entered it. But of the valise
+of money they saw nothing.
+
+Madame Timotea Ortiz, the proprietress of the hotel in which the game
+of Fox-in-the-Morning had been played out, told of the coming of the
+two guests to her house.
+
+"To my house they came," said she--"one ~senor~ not quite old, and
+one ~senorita~ of sufficient handsomeness. They desired not to eat
+or to drink--not even of my ~aguardiente~, which is the best. To
+their rooms they ascended--~Numero Nueve~ and ~Numero Diez~. Later
+came Senor Goodwin, who ascended to speak with them. Then I heard
+a great noise like that of a ~canon~, and they said that the ~pobre
+Presidente~ had shot himself. ~Esta bueno~. I saw nothing of money
+or of the thing you call ~veliz~ that you say he carried it in."
+
+Colonel Falcon soon came to the reasonable conclusion that if any one
+in Coralio could furnish a clue to the vanished money, Frank Goodwin
+must be the man. But the wise secretary pursued a different course
+in seeking information from the American. Goodwin was a powerful
+friend to the new administration, and one who was not to be carelessly
+dealt with in respect to either his honesty or his courage. Even
+the private secretary of His Excellency hesitated to have this rubber
+prince and mahogany baron haled before him as a common citizen
+of Anchuria. So he sent Goodwin a flowery epistle, each word-petal
+dripping with honey, requesting the favor of an interview. Goodwin
+replied with an invitation to dinner at his own house.
+
+Before the hour named the American walked over to the Casa Morena,
+and greeted his guest frankly and friendly. Then the two strolled,
+in the cool of the afternoon, to Goodwin's home in the environs.
+
+The American left Colonel Falcon in a big, cool, shadowed room
+with a floor of inlaid and polished woods that any millionaire
+in the States Would have envied, excusing himself for a few minutes.
+He crossed a ~patio~, shaded with deftly arranged awnings and plants,
+and entered a long room looking upon the sea in the opposite wing
+of the house. The broad jalousies were opened wide, and the ocean
+breeze flowed in through the room, an invisible current of coolness
+and health. Goodwin's wife sat near one of the windows, making
+a water-color sketch of the afternoon seascape.
+
+Here was a woman who looked to be happy. And more--she looked to
+be content. Had a poet been inspired to pen just similes concerning
+her favor, he would have likened her full, clear eyes, with their
+white-encircled, gray irises, to moonflowers. With none of the
+goddesses whose traditional charms have become coldly classic
+would the discerning rhymester have compared her. She was purely
+Paradisaic, not Olympian. If you can imagine Eve, after the eviction,
+beguiling the flaming warriors and serenely reentering the Garden,
+you will have her. Just so human, and still so harmonious with Eden
+seemed Mrs. Goodwin.
+
+When her husband entered she looked up, and her lips curved and
+parted; her eyelids fluttered twice or thrice--a movement remindful
+(Proesy forgive us!) of the tail-wagging of a faithful dog--and a
+little ripple went through her like the commotion set up in a weeping
+willow by a puff of wind. Thus she ever acknowledged his coming,
+were it twenty times a day. If they who sometimes sat over their wine
+in Coralio, reshaping old, diverting stories of the madcap career
+of Isabel Guilbert, could have seen the wife of Frank Goodwin that
+afternoon in the estimable aura of her happy wifehood, they might
+have disbelieved, or have agreed to forget, those graphic annals of
+the life of the one for whom their president gave up his country and
+his honor.
+
+"I have brought a guest to dinner," said Goodwin. "One Colonel
+Falcon, from San Mateo. He is come on government business. I do not
+think you will care to see him, so I prescribe for you one of those
+convenient and indisputable feminine headaches."
+
+"He has come to inquire about the lost money, has he not?" asked
+Mrs. Goodwin, going on with her sketch.
+
+"A good guess!" acknowledged Goodwin. "He has been holding an
+inquisition among the natives for three days. I am next on his list
+of witnesses, but as he feels shy about dragging one of Uncle Sam's
+subjects before him, he consents to give it the outward appearance
+of a social function. He will apply the torture over my own wine
+and provender."
+
+"Has he found any one who saw the valise of money?"
+
+"Not a soul. Even Madama Ortiz, whose eyes are so sharp for the sight
+of a revenue official, does not remember that there was any baggage."
+
+Mrs. Goodwin laid down her brush and sighed.
+
+"I am so sorry, Frank," she said, "that they are giving you so much
+trouble about the money. But we can't let them know about it, can
+we?"
+
+"Not without doing our intelligence a great injustice," said Goodwin,
+with a smile and a shrug that he had picked up from the natives.
+"~Americano~, though I am, they would have me in the ~calaboza~ in
+half an hour if they knew we had appropriated that valise. No; we
+must appear as ignorant about the money as the other ignoramuses in
+Coralio."
+
+"Do you think that this man they have sent suspects you?" she asked,
+with a little pucker of her brows. "He'd better not," said the
+American, carelessly. "It's lucky that no one caught a sight of the
+valise except myself. As I was in the rooms when the shot was fired,
+it is not surprising that they should want to investigate my part
+in the affair rather closely. But there's no cause for alarm.
+This colonel is down on the list of events for a good dinner, with
+a dessert of American 'bluff' that will end the matter, I think."
+
+Mrs. Goodwin rose and walked to the window. Goodwin followed and
+stood by her side. She leaned to him, and rested in the protection
+of his strength, as she had always rested since that dark night
+on which he had first made himself her tower of refuge. Thus they
+stood for a little while.
+
+Straight through the lavish growth of tropical branch and leaf and
+vine that confronted them had been cunningly trimmed a vista, that
+ended at the cleared environs of Coralio, on the banks of the mangrove
+swamp. At the other end of the aerial tunnel they could see the grave
+and wooden headpiece that bore the name of the unhappy President
+Miraflores. From this window when the rains forbade the open,
+and from the green and shady slopes of Goodwin's fruitful lands when
+the skies were smiling, his wife was wont to look upon that grave
+with a gentle sadness that was now scarcely a mar to her happiness.
+
+"I loved him so, Frank!" she said, "even after that terrible flight
+and its awful ending. And you have been so good to me, and have made
+me so happy. It has all grown into such a strange puzzle. If they
+were to find out that we got the money do you think they would force
+you to make the amount good to the government?"
+
+"They would undoubtedly try," answered Goodwin. "You are right about
+its being a puzzle. And it must remain a puzzle to Falcon and all
+his countrymen until it solves itself. You and I, who know more than
+any one else, only know half of the solution. We must not let even
+a hint about this money get abroad. Let them come to the theory that
+the president concealed it in the mountains during his journey, or
+that he found means to ship it out of the country before he reached
+Coralio. I don't think that Falcon suspects me. He is making
+a closer investigation, according to his orders, but he will find out
+nothing."
+
+Thus they spake together. Had any one overheard or overseen them
+as they discussed the lost funds of Anchuria there would have been
+a second puzzle presented. For upon the faces and in the bearing
+of each of them was visible (if countenances are to be believed) Saxon
+honesty and pride and honorable thoughts. In Goodwin's steady eye
+and firm lineaments, molded into material shape by the inward spirit
+of kindness and generosity and courage, there was nothing reconcilable
+with his words.
+
+As for his wife, physiognomy championed her even in the face of their
+accusive talk. Nobility was in her guise; purity was in her glance.
+The devotion that she manifested had not even the appearance of that
+feeling that now and then inspires a woman to share the guilt of
+her partner out of the pathetic greatness other love. No, there was
+a discrepancy here between what the eye would have seen and the ear
+have heard.
+
+Dinner was served to Goodwin and his guest in the patio, under cool
+foliage and flowers. The American begged the illustrious secretary
+to excuse the absence of Mrs. Goodwin, who was suffering, he said,
+from a headache brought on by a slight ~calentura~.
+
+After the meal they lingered, according to the custom, over their
+coffee and cigars. Colonel Falcon, with true Castilian delicacy,
+waited for his host to open the question that they had met to discuss.
+He had not long to wait. As soon as the cigars were lighted,
+the American cleared the way by inquiring whether the secretary's
+investigations in the town had furnished him with any clue to
+the lost funds.
+
+"I have found no one yet," admitted Colonel Falcon, "who even had
+sight of the valise or the money. Yet I have persisted. It has
+been proven in the capital that President Miraflores set out
+from San Mateo with one hundred thousand dollars belonging to the
+government, accompanied by Senorita Isabel Guilbert, the opera singer.
+The Government, officially and personally, is loathe to believe,"
+concluded Colonel Falcon, with a smile, "that our late President's
+tastes would have permitted him to abandon on the route, as excess
+baggage, either of the desirable articles with which his flight was
+burdened."
+
+"I suppose you would like to hear what I have to say about the
+affair," said Goodwin, coming directly to the point. "It will not
+require many words."
+
+"On that night, with others of our friends here, I was keeping
+a lookout for the president, having been notified of his flight
+by a telegram in our national cipher from Englehart, one of our
+leaders in the capital. About ten o'clock that night I saw a man
+and a woman hurrying along the streets. They went to the Hotel de
+los Extranjeros, and engaged rooms. I followed them upstairs, leaving
+Esteban, who had come up, to watch outside. The barber had told me
+that he had shaved the beard from the president's face that night;
+therefore I was prepared, when I entered the rooms, to find him
+with a smooth face. When I apprehended him in the name of the people
+he drew a pistol and shot himself instantly. In a few minutes many
+officers and citizens were on the spot. I suppose you have been
+informed of the subsequent facts."
+
+Goodwin paused. Losada's agent maintained an attitude of waiting,
+as if he expected a continuance.
+
+"And now," went on the American, looking steadily into the eyes of
+the other man, and giving each word a deliberate emphasis, "you will
+oblige me by attending carefully to what I have to add. I saw no
+valise or receptacle of any kind, or any money belonging to the
+Republic of Anchuria. If President Miraflores decamped with any funds
+belonging to the treasury of this country, or to himself, or to any
+one else, I saw no trace of it in the house or elsewhere, at that time
+or at any other. Does that statement cover the ground of the inquiry
+you wished to make of me?"
+
+Colonel Falcon bowed, and described a fluent curve with his cigar.
+His duty was performed. Goodwin was not to be disputed. He was
+a loyal supporter of the government, and enjoyed the full confidence
+of the new president. His rectitude had been the capital that had
+brought him fortune in Anchuria, just as it had formed the lucrative
+"graft" of Mellinger, the secretary of Miraflores.
+
+"I thank you, ~Senor~ Goodwin, " said Falcon, "for speaking plainly.
+But, ~Senor~ Goodwin, I am instructed to pursue every clue that
+presents itself in this matter. There is one that I have not yet
+touched upon. Our friends in France, senor, have a saying, '~Cherchez
+la femme~,' when there is a mystery without a clue. But here we do
+not have to search. The woman who accompanied the late President
+in his flight must surely--"
+
+"I must interrupt you there," interposed Goodwin. "It is true that
+when I entered the hotel for the purpose of intercepting President
+Miraflores I found a lady there. I must beg of you to remember that
+that lady is now my wife. I speak for her as I do for myself. She
+knows nothing of the fate of the valise or of the money that you
+are seeking. You will say to his excellency that I guarantee her
+innocence. I do not need to add to you, Colonel Falcon, that I do
+not care to have her questioned or disturbed."
+
+Colonel Falcon bowed again.
+
+"~Por supuesto~, no!" he cried. And to indicate that the inquiry
+was ended he added: "And now, senor, let me beg of you to show me
+that sea view from your galeria of which you spoke. I am a lover
+of the sea."
+
+In the early evening Goodwin walked back to the town with his guest,
+leaving him at the corner of the Calle Grande. As he was returning
+homeward one "Beelzebub" Blythe, with the air of a courtier and
+the outward aspect of a scarecrow, pounced upon him hopefully from
+the door of a ~pulperia~.
+
+Blythe had been re-christened "Beelzebub" as an acknowledgement of
+the greatness of his fall. Once in some distant Paradise Lost, he had
+foregathered with the angels of the earth. But Fate had hurled him
+headlong down to the tropics, where flamed in his bosom a fire that
+was seldom quenched. In Coralio they called him a beach-comber; but
+he was, in reality, a categorical idealist who strove to anamorphosize
+the dull verities of life by the means of brandy and rum. As
+Beelzebub, himself, might have held in his clutch with unwitting
+tenacity his harp or crown during his tremendous fall, so his namesake
+had clung to his gold-rimmed eyeglasses as the only souvenir of his
+lost estate. These he wore with impressiveness and distinction while
+he combed beaches and extracted toll from his friends. By some
+mysterious means he kept his drink-reddened face always smoothly
+shaven. For the rest he sponged gracefully upon whomsoever he could
+for enough to keep him pretty drunk, and sheltered from the rains and
+night dews.
+
+"Hallo, Goodwin!" called the derelict, airily. "I was hoping I'd
+strike you. I wanted to see you particularly. Suppose we go where
+we can talk. Of course you know there's a chap down here looking up
+the money old Miraflores lost."
+
+"Yes," said Goodwin, "I've been talking with him. Let's go into
+Espada's place. I can spare you ten minutes."
+
+They went into the ~pulperia~ and sat at a little table upon stools
+with rawhide tops.
+
+"Have a drink?" said Goodwin.
+
+"They can't bring it too quickly," said Blythe. "I've been in
+a drought ever since morning. Hi!--~muchacho!--el aguardiente por
+aca~."
+
+"Now, what do you want to see me about?" asked Goodwin, when the
+drinks were before them.
+
+"Confound it, old man," drawled Blythe, "why do you spoil a golden
+moment like this with business? I wanted to see you--well, this
+has the preference." He gulped down his brandy, and gazed longingly
+into the empty glass.
+
+"Have another?" suggested Goodwin.
+
+"Between gentlemen," said the fallen angel, "I don't quite like
+your use of that word 'another.' It isn't quite delicate. But
+the concrete idea that the word represents is not displeasing."
+
+The glasses were refilled. Blythe sipped blissfully from his, as
+he began to enter the state of a true idealist.
+
+"I must trot along in a minute or two," hinted Goodwin. "Was there
+anything in particular?"
+
+Blythe did not reply at once.
+
+"Old Losada would make it a hot country," he remarked at length, "for
+the man who swiped that gripsack of treasury boodle, don't you think?"
+
+"Undoubtedly, he would," agreed Goodwin calmly, as he rose leisurely
+to his feet. "I'll be running over to the house, now old man. Mrs.
+Goodwin is alone. There was nothing important you had to say, was
+there?"
+
+"That's all," said Blythe. "Unless you wouldn't mind sending in
+another drink from the bar as you go out. Old Espada has closed my
+account to profit and loss. And pay for the lot, will you, like a
+good fellow?"
+
+"All right," said Goodwin. "~Buenas noches~."
+
+"Beezlebub" Blythe lingered over his cups, polishing his eyeglasses
+with a disreputable handkerchief.
+
+"I thought I could do it, but I couldn't," he muttered to himself
+after a time. "A gentleman can't blackmail the man that he drinks
+with."
+
+
+
+VIII
+
+The Admiral
+
+Spilled milk draws few tears from an Anchurian administration.
+Many are its lacteal sources; and the clocks' hands point forever
+to milking time. Even the rich cream skimmed from the treasury by
+the bewitched Miraflores did not cause the newly installed patriots
+to waste time in unprofitable regrets. The government philosophically
+set about supplying the deficiency by increasing the import duties
+and by "suggesting" to wealthy private citizens that contributions
+according to their means would be considered patriotic and in order.
+Prosperity was expected to attend the reign of Losada, the new
+president. The ousted office-holders and military favorites
+organized a new "Liberal" party, and began to lay their plans
+for a re-succession. Thus the game of Anchurian politics began, like
+a Chinese comedy, to unwind slowly its serial length. Here and there
+Mirth peeps for an instant from the wings and illumines the florid
+lines.
+
+A dozen quarts of champagne in conjunction with an informal sitting
+of the president and his cabinet led to the establishment of the navy
+and the appointment of Felipe Carrera as its admiral.
+
+Next to the champagne the credit of the appointment belongs to Don
+Sabas Placido, the newly confirmed Minister of War.
+
+The president had requested a convention of his cabinet for the
+discussion of questions politic and for the transaction of certain
+routine matters of state. The session had been signally tedious;
+the business and the wine prodigiously dry. A sudden, prankish humor
+of Don Sabas, impelling him to the deed, spiced the grave affairs
+of state with a whiff of agreeable playfulness. In the dilatory
+order of business had come a bulletin from the coast department
+of Orilla del Mar reporting the seizure by the custom-house officers
+at the town of Coralio of the sloop ~Estrella del Noche~ and her cargo
+of drygoods, patent medicines, granulated sugar and three-star brandy.
+Also six Martini rifles and a barrel of American whiskey. Caught
+in the act of smuggling, the sloop with its cargo was now, according
+to law, the property of the republic.
+
+The Collector of Customs, in making his report, departed from the
+conventional forms so far as to suggest that the confiscated vessel
+be converted to the use of the government. The prize was the first
+capture to the credit of the department in ten years. The collector
+took opportunity to pat his department on the back.
+
+It often happened that government officers required transportation
+from point to point along the coast, and means were usually lacking.
+Furthermore, the sloop could be manned by a loyal crew and employed
+as a coast guard to discourage the pernicious art of smuggling. The
+collector also ventured to nominate one to whom the charge of the boat
+could be safely intrusted--a young man of Coralio, Felipe Carrera--
+not, be it understood, one of extreme wisdom, but loyal and the best
+sailor along the coast.
+
+It was upon this hint that the Minister of War acted, executing a
+rare piece of drollery that so enlivened the tedium of the executive
+session.
+
+In the consultation of this small, maritime banana republic was
+a forgotten section that provided for the maintenance of a navy.
+This provision--with many other wiser ones--had lain inert since
+the establishment of the republic. Anchuria had no navy and had
+no use for one. It was characteristic of Don Sabas—a man at once
+merry, learned, whimsical and audacious--that he should have disturbed
+the dust of this musty and sleeping statute to increase the humor
+of the world by so much as a smile from his indulgent colleagues.
+
+With delightful mock seriousness the Minister of War proposed the
+creation of a navy. He argued its need and the glories it might
+achieve with such gay and witty zeal that the travesty overcame with
+its humor even the swart dignity of President Losada himself.
+
+The champagne was bubbling trickily in the veins of the mercurial
+statesmen. It was not the custom of the grave governors of Anchuria
+to enliven their sessions with a beverage so apt to cast a veil
+of disparagement over sober affairs. The wine had been a thoughtful
+compliment tendered by the agent of the Vesuvius Fruit Company as
+a token of amicable relations--and certain consummated deals--between
+that company and the republic of Anchuria.
+
+The jest was carried to its end. A formidable, official document was
+prepared, encrusted with chromatic seals and jaunty with fluttering
+ribbons, bearing the florid signatures of state. This commission
+conferred upon el Senor Don Felipe Carrera the title of Flag Admiral
+of the Republic of Anchuria. Thus within the space of a few minutes
+and the dominion of a dozen "extra dry" the country took its place
+among the naval powers of the world, and Felipe Carrera became
+entitled to a salute of nineteen guns whenever he might enter port.
+
+The southern races are lacking in that particular kind of humor that
+finds entertainment in the defects and misfortunes bestowed by Nature.
+Owing to this defect in their constitution they are not moved to
+laughter (as are their northern brothers) by the spectacle of the
+deformed, the feeble-minded or the insane.
+
+Felipe Carrera was sent upon earth with but half his wits. Therefore,
+the people of Coralio called him "~El pobrecito loco~" the poor little
+crazed one"--saying that God had sent but half of him to earth,
+retaining the other half.
+
+A sombre youth, glowering, and speaking only at the rarest times,
+Felipe was but negatively "loco." On shore he generally refused all
+conversation. He seemed to know that he was badly handicapped on
+land, where so many kinds of understanding are needed; but on the
+water his one talent set him equal with most men. Few sailors whom
+God had carefully and completely made could handle a sailboat as well.
+Five points nearer the wind than the best of them he could sail his
+sloop. When the elements raged and set other men to cowering, the
+deficiencies of Felipe seemed of little importance. He was a perfect
+sailor, if an imperfect man. He owned no boat, but worked among the
+crews of the schooners and sloops that skimmed the coast, trading and
+freighting fruit out to the steamers where there was no harbor. It
+was through his famous skill and boldness on the sea, as well as for
+the pity felt for his mental imperfections, that he was recommended by
+the collector as a suitable custodian of the captured sloop.
+
+When the outcome of Don Sabas' little pleasantry arrived in the form
+of the imposing and preposterous commission, the collector smiled.
+He had not expected such prompt and overwhelming response to
+his recommendation. He despatched a ~muchacho~ at once to fetch
+the future admiral.
+
+The collector waited in his official quarters. His office was in
+the Calle Grande, and the sea breezes hummed through its windows all
+day. The collector, in white linen and canvas shoes, philandered with
+papers on an antique desk. A parrot, perched on a pen rack, seasoned
+the official tedium with a fire of choice Castilian imprecations.
+Two rooms opened into the Collector's. In one the clerical force of
+young men of variegated complexions transacted with glitter and parade
+their several duties. Through the open door of the other room could
+be seen a bronze babe, guiltless of clothing, that rollicked upon the
+floor. In a grass hammock a thin woman, tinted a pale lemon, played
+a guitar and swung contentedly in the breeze. Thus surrounded by
+the routine of his high duties and the visible tokens of agreeable
+domesticity, the collector's heart was further made happy by the power
+placed in his hands to brighten the fortunes of the "innocent" Felipe.
+
+Felipe came and stood before the collector. He was a lad of twenty,
+not ill-favored in looks, but with an expression of distant and
+pondering vacuity. He wore white cotton trousers, down the seams
+of which he had sewed red stripes with some vague aim at military
+decoration. A flimsy blue shirt fell open at his throat; his feet
+were bare; he held in his hand the cheapest of straw hats from the
+States.
+
+"Senor Carrera," said the collector, gravely, producing the showy
+commission, "I have sent for you at the president's bidding. This
+document that I present to you confers upon you the title of Admiral
+of this great republic, and gives you absolute command of the naval
+forces and fleet of our country. You may think, friend Felipe, that
+we have no navy--but yes! The sloop the ~Estrella del Noche~, that
+my brave men captured from the coast smugglers, is to be placed under
+your command. The boat is to be devoted to the services of your
+country. You will be ready at all times to convey officials of the
+government to points along the coast where they may be obliged to
+visit. You will also act as a coast-guard to prevent, as far as you
+may be able, the crime of smuggling. You will uphold the honor and
+prestige of your country at sea, and endeavor to place Anchuria among
+the proudest naval powers of the world. These are your instructions
+as the Minister of War desires me to convey them to you. ~Por Dios!~
+I do not know how all this is to be accomplished, for not one word
+did his letter contain in respect to a crew or to the expenses of this
+navy. Perhaps you are to provide a crew yourself, Senor Admiral--I do
+not know--but it is a very high honor that has descended upon you. I
+now hand you your commission. When you are ready for the boat I will
+give orders that she shall be made over into your charge. That is as
+far as my instructions go."
+
+Felipe took the commission that the collector handed to him. He gazed
+through the open window at the sea for a moment, with his customary
+expression of deep but vain pondering. Then he turned without having
+spoken a word, and walked swiftly away through the hot sand of the
+street.
+
+"~Pobrecito loco!~" sighed the collector; and the parrot on the pen
+racks screeched "Loco!—loco!—loco!"
+
+The next morning a strange procession filed through the streets
+to the collector's office. At its head was the admiral of the navy.
+Somewhere Felipe had raked together a pitiful semblance of a military
+uniform--a pair of red trousers, a dingy blue short jacket heavily
+ornamented with gold braid, and an old fatigue cap that must have been
+cast away by one of the British soldiers in Belize and brought away
+by Felipe on one of his coasting voyages. Buckled around his waist
+was an ancient ship's cutlass contributed to his equipment by Pedro
+Lafitte, the baker, who proudly asserted its inheritance from his
+ancestor, the illustrious buccaneer. At the admiral's heels tagged
+his newly shipped crew--three grinning, glossy, black Caribs, bare to
+the waist, the sand spurting in showers from the spring of their naked
+feet.
+
+Briefly and with dignity Felipe demanded his vessel of the collector.
+And now a fresh honor awaited him. The collector's wife, who played
+the guitar and read novels in the hammock all day, had more than
+a little romance in her placid, yellow bosom. She had found in
+an old book an engraving of a flag that purported to be the naval
+flag of Anchuria. Perhaps it had so been designed by the founders
+of the nation; but, as no navy had ever been established, oblivion
+had claimed the flag. Laboriously with her own hands she had made
+a flag after the pattern--a red cross upon a blue-and-white ground.
+he presented it to Felipe with these words: "Brave sailor, this flag
+is of your country. Be true, and defend it with your life. Go you
+with God."
+
+For the first time since his appointment the admiral showed a flicker
+of emotion. He took the silken emblem, and passed his hand reverently
+over its surface, "I am the admiral," he said to the collector's lady.
+Being on land he could bring himself to no more exuberant expression
+of sentiment. At sea with the flag at the masthead of his navy, some
+more eloquent exposition of feelings might be forthcoming.
+
+Abruptly the admiral departed with his crew. For the next three days
+they were busy giving the ~Estrella del Noche~ a new coat of white
+paint trimmed with blue. And then Felipe further adorned himself by
+fastening a handful of brilliant parrot's plumes in his cap. Again
+he tramped with his faithful crew to the collector's office and
+formally notified him that the sloop's name had been changed to ~El
+Nacional~.
+
+During the next few months the navy had its troubles. Even an admiral
+is perplexed to know what to do without any orders. But none came.
+Neither did any salaries. ~El Nacional~ swung idly at anchor.
+
+When Felipe's little store of money was exhausted he went to the
+collector and raised the question of finances.
+
+"Salaries!" exclaimed the collector, with hands raised; "~Valgame
+Dios~! not one ~centavo~ of my own pay have I received for the last
+seven months. The pay of an admiral, do you ask? ~Quien sabe~?
+Should it be less than three thousand ~pesos~? ~Mira~! you will see
+a revolution in this country very soon. A good sign of it is when
+the government calls all the time for ~pesos, pesos, pesos~, and pays
+none out."
+
+Felipe left the collector's office with a look almost of content
+on his sombre face. A revolution would mean fighting, and then
+the government would need his services. It was rather humiliating
+to be an admiral without anything to do, and have a hungry crew at your
+heels begging for ~reales~ to buy plantains and tobacco with.
+
+When he returned to where his happy-go-lucky Caribs were waiting
+they sprang up and saluted, as he had drilled them to do. "Come,
+~muchachos~," said the admiral; "it seems that the government is poor.
+It has no money to give us. We will earn what we need to live upon.
+Thus will we serve our country. Soon"--his heavy eyes almost lighted
+up--"it may gladly call upon us for help."
+
+Thereafter ~El Nacional~ turned out with the other coast craft and
+became a wage-earner. She worked with the lighters freighting bananas
+and oranges out to the fruit steamers that could not approach nearer
+than a mile from the shore. Surely a self-supporting navy deserves
+red letters in the budget of any nation.
+
+After earning enough at freighting to keep himself and his crew
+in provisions for a week Felipe would anchor the navy and hang about
+the little telegraph office, looking like one of the chorus of an
+insolvent comic opera troupe besieging the manager's den. A hope for
+orders from the capital was always in his heart. That his services
+as admiral had never been called into requirement hurt his pride and
+patriotism. At every call he would inquire, gravely and expectantly,
+for despatches. The operator would pretend to make a search, and
+then reply:
+
+"Not yet, it seems, ~Senor el Almirante--poco tiempo~!"
+
+Outside in the shade of the lime-trees the crew chewed sugar cane
+or slumbered, well content to serve a country that was contented
+with so little service.
+
+One day in the early summer the revolution predicted by the collector
+flamed out suddenly. It had long been smoldering. At the first note
+of alarm the admiral of the navy force and fleet made all sail for
+a larger port on the coast of a neighboring republic, where he traded
+a hastily collected cargo of fruit for its value in cartridges for the
+five Martini rifles, the only guns that the navy could boast. Then
+to the telegraph office sped the admiral. Sprawling in his favorite
+corner, in his fast-decaying uniform, with his prodigious sabre
+distributed between his red legs, he waited for the long-delayed,
+but now soon expected, orders.
+
+"Not yet, ~Senor el Almirante~" the telegraph clerk would call to him
+--"~poco tiempo~!"
+
+At the answer the admiral would plump himself down with a great
+rattling of scabbard to await the infrequent tick of the little
+instrument on the table.
+
+"They will come," would be his unshaken reply; "I am the admiral."
+
+
+
+IX
+
+The Flag Paramount
+
+At the head of the insurgent party appeared that Hector and learned
+Theban of the southern republics, Don Sabas Placido. A traveller,
+a soldier, a poet, a scientist, a statesman and a connoisseur--the
+wonder was that he could content himself with the petty, remote life
+of his native country.
+
+"It is a whim of Placido's," said a friend who knew him well,
+"to take up political intrigue. It is not otherwise than as if he
+had come upon a new tempo in music, a new bacillus in the air, a new
+scent, or rhyme, or explosive. He will squeeze this revolution dry
+of sensations, and a week afterward will forget it, skimming the seas
+of the world in his brigantine to add to his already world-famous
+collections. Collections of what? ~Por Dios~! of everything from
+postage stamps to prehistoric stone idols."
+
+But, for a mere dilettante, the aesthetic Placido seemed to be
+creating a lively row. The people admired him; they were fascinated
+by his brilliancy and flattered by his taking an interest in so small
+a thing as his native country. They rallied to the call of his
+lieutenants in the capital, where (somewhat contrary to arrangements)
+the army remained faithful to the government. There was also lively
+skirmishing in the coast towns. It was rumored that the revolution
+was aided by the Vesuvius Fruit Company, the power that forever stood
+with chiding smile and uplifted finger to keep Anchuria in the class
+of good children. Two of its steamers, the ~Traveler~ and the
+~Salvador~, were known to have conveyed insurgent troops from point
+to point along the coast.
+
+As yet there had been no actual uprising in Coralio. Military law
+prevailed, and the ferment was bottled for the time. And then came
+the word that everywhere the revolutionists were encountering defeat.
+In the capital the president's forces triumphed; and there was a rumor
+that the leaders of the revolt had been forced to fly, hotly pursued.
+
+In the little telegraph office at Coralio there was always
+a gathering of officials and loyal citizens, awaiting news from
+the seat of government. One morning the telegraph key began clicking,
+and presently the operator called, loudly: "One telegram for
+~el Almirante~, Don Senor Felipe Carrera!"
+
+There was a shuffling sound, a great rattling of tin scabbard, and
+the admiral, prompt at his spot of waiting, leaped across the room
+to receive it.
+
+The message was handed to him. Slowly spelling it out, he found it
+to be his first official order--thus running:
+
+ "Proceed immediately with your vessel to mouth of Rio Ruiz;
+ transport beef and provisions to barracks at Alforan.
+ ~Martinez, General.~"
+
+Small glory, to be sure, in this, his country's first call. But
+it had called, and joy surged in the admiral's breast. He drew his
+cutlass belt to another buckle hole, roused his dozing crew, and in
+a quarter of an hour ~El Nacional~ was tacking swiftly down coast in
+a stiff landward breeze.
+
+The Rio Ruiz is a small river, emptying into the sea ten miles below
+Coralio. That portion of the coast is wild and solitary. Through
+a gorge in the Cordilleras rushes the Rio Ruiz, cold and bubbling,
+to glide at last, with breadth and leisure, through an alluvial morass
+into the sea.
+
+In two hours ~El Nacional~ entered the river's mouth. The banks
+were crowded with a disposition of formidable trees. The sumptuous
+undergrowth of the tropics overflowed the land, and drowned itself
+in the fallow waters.
+
+Silently the sloop entered there, and met a deeper silence. Brilliant
+with greens and ochres and floral, scarlets, the umbrageous mouth
+of the Rio Ruiz furnished no sound or movement save of the sea-going
+water as it purled against the prow of the vessel. Small chance there
+seemed of wresting beef or provisions from that empty solitude.
+
+The admiral decided to cast anchor, and, at the chain's rattle,
+the forest was stimulated to instant and resounding uproar. The mouth
+of the Rio Ruiz had only been taking a morning nap. Parrots and
+baboons screeched and barked in the trees; a whirring and a hissing
+and a booming marked the awakening of animal life; a dark blue bulk
+was visible for an instant, as a startled tapir fought his way through
+the vines.
+
+The navy, under orders, hung in the mouth of the little river for
+hours. The crew served the dinner of shark's fin soup, plantains,
+crab gumbo and sour wine. The admiral, with a three-foot telescope,
+closely scanned the impervious foliage fifty yards away.
+
+It was nearly sunset when a reverberating "hal-lo-o-o!" came from
+the forest to their left. It was answered; and three men, mounted
+upon mules, crashed through the tropic tangle to within a dozen yards
+of the river's bank. There they dismounted; and one, unbuckling
+his belt, struck each mule a violent blow with his sword scabbard,
+so that they, with a fling of heels, dashed back again into
+the forest.
+
+Those were strange-looking men to be conveying beef and provisions.
+One was a large and exceedingly active man, of striking presence. He
+was of the purest Spanish type, with curling, gray-besprinkled, dark
+hair, blue, sparkling eyes, and the pronounced air of a ~caballero
+grande~. The other two were small, brown-faced men, wearing white
+military uniforms, high riding boots and swords. The clothes of all
+were drenched, bespattered and rent by the thicket. Some stress of
+circumstance must have driven them, ~diable a quatre~, through flood,
+mire and jungle.
+
+"~O-he! Senor Almirante~," called the large man. "Send to us your
+boat."
+
+The dory was lowered, and Felipe, with one of the Caribs, rowed toward
+the left bank.
+
+The large man stood near the water's brink, waist deep in the curling
+vines. As he gazed upon the scarecrow figure in the stern of the dory
+a sprightly interest beamed upon his mobile face.
+
+Months of wageless and thankless service had dimmed the admiral's
+splendor. His red trousers were patched and ragged. Most of the
+bright buttons and yellow braid were gone from his jacket. The visor
+of his cap was torn, and depended almost to his eyes. The admiral's
+feet were bare.
+
+"Dear Admiral," cried the large man, and his voice was like a blast
+from a horn, "I kiss your hands. I knew we could build upon your
+fidelity. You had our despatch--from General Martinez. A little
+nearer with your boat, dear Admiral. Upon these devils of shifting
+vines we stand with the smallest security."
+
+Felipe regarded him with a stolid face.
+
+"Provisions and beef for the barracks at Alforan," he quoted.
+
+"No fault of the butchers, ~Almirante mio~, that the beef awaits you
+not. But you are come in time to save the cattle. Get us aboard your
+vessel, senor, at once. You first, ~caballeros--a priesa!~ Come back
+for me. The boat is too small."
+
+The dory conveyed the two officers to the sloop, and returned for
+the large man.
+
+"Have you so gross a thing as food, good Admiral?" he cried, when
+aboard. "And, perhaps, coffee? Beef and provisions! ~Nombre de
+Dios!~ a little longer and we could have eaten one of those mules that
+you, Colonel Rafael, saluted so feelingly with your sword scabbard at
+parting. Let us have food; and then we will sail--for the barracks
+at Alforan--no?"
+
+The Caribs prepared a meal, to which the three passengers of ~El
+Nacional~ set themselves with famished delight. About sunset, as was
+its custom, the breeze veered and swept back from the mountains, cool
+and steady, bringing a taste of the stagnant lagoons and mangrove
+swamps that guttered the lowlands. The mainsail of the sloop was
+hoisted and swelled to it, and at that moment they heard shouts and
+a waxing clamor from the bosky profundities of the shore.
+
+"The butchers, my dear Admiral," said the large man, smiling, "too
+late for the slaughter."
+
+Further than his orders to his crew, the admiral was saying nothing.
+The topsail and jib were spread, and the sloop elided out of the
+estuary. The large man and his companions had bestowed themselves
+with what comfort they could about the bare deck. Belike, the thing
+big in their minds had been their departure from that critical shore;
+and now that the hazard was so far reduced their thoughts were loosed
+to the consideration of further deliverance. But when they saw the
+sloop turn and fly up coast again they relaxed, satisfied with the
+course the admiral had taken.
+
+The large man sat at ease, his spirited blue eye engaged in
+the contemplation of the navy's commander. He was trying to estimate
+this sombre and fantastic lad, whose impenetrable stolidity puzzled
+him. Himself a fugitive, his life sought, and chafing under the smart
+of defeat and failure, it was characteristic of him to transfer
+instantly his interest to the study of a thing new to him. It was
+like him, too, to have conceived and risked all upon this last
+desperate and madcap scheme--this message to a poor, crazed ~fanatico~
+cruising about with his grotesque uniform and his farcical title.
+But his companions had been at their wits' end; escape had seemed
+incredible; and now he was pleased with the success of the plan they
+had called crack-brained and precarious.
+
+The brief, tropic twilight seemed to slide swiftly into the pearly
+splendor of a moonlit night. And now the lights of Coralio appeared,
+distributed against the darkening shore to their right. The admiral
+stood, silent, at the tiller; the Caribs, like black panthers, held
+the sheets, leaping noiselessly at his short commands. The three
+passengers were watching intently the sea before them, and when at
+length they came in sight of the bulk of a steamer lying a mile out
+from the town, with her lights radiating deep into the water, they
+held a sudden voluble and close-headed converse. The sloop was
+speeding as if to strike midway between ship and shore.
+
+The large man suddenly separated from his companions and approached
+the scarecrow at the helm.
+
+"My dear Admiral," he said, "the government has been exceedingly
+remiss. I feel all the shame for it that only its ignorance of your
+devoted service has prevented it from sustaining. An inexcusable
+oversight has been made. A vessel, a uniform and a crew worthy
+of your fidelity shall be furnished you. But just now, dear Admiral,
+there is business of moment afoot. The steamer lying there is the
+~Salvador~. I and my friends desire to be conveyed to her, where we
+are sent on the government's business. Do us the favor to shape your
+course accordingly."
+
+Without replying, the admiral gave a sharp command, and put the tiller
+hard to port. ~El Nacional~ swerved, and headed straight as an
+arrow's course for the shore.
+
+"Do me the favor," said the large man, a trifle restively,
+"to acknowledge, at least, that you catch the sound of my words."
+It was possible that the fellow might be lacking in senses as well
+as intellect.
+
+The admiral emitted a croaking, harsh laugh, and spake.
+
+"They will stand you," he said, "with your face to a wall and shoot
+you dead. That is the way they kill traitors. I knew you when you
+stepped into my boat. I have seen your picture in a book. You are
+Sabas Placido, traitor to your country. With your face to a wall.
+So, you will die. I am the admiral, and I will take you to them.
+With your face to a wall. Yes."
+
+Don Sabas half turned and waved his hand, with a ringing laugh,
+toward his fellow fugitives. "To you, ~caballeros~, I have related
+the history of that session when we issued that 0! so ridiculous
+commission. Of a truth our jest has been turned against us. Behold
+the Frankenstein's monster we have created!"
+
+Don Sabas glanced toward the shore. The lights of Coralio were
+drawing near. He could see the beach, the warehouse of the ~Bodega
+Nacional~, the long, low ~cuartel~ occupied by the soldiers, and
+behind that, gleaming in the moonlight, a stretch of high adobe wall.
+He had seen men stood with their faces to that wall and shot dead.
+
+Again he addressed the extravagant figure at the helm.
+
+"It is true," he said, "that I am fleeing the country. But, receive
+the assurance that I care very little for that. Courts and camps
+everywhere are open to Sabas Placido. ~Vaya!~ what is this molehill
+of a republic--this pig's head of a country--to a man like me? I am
+a ~paisano~ of everywhere. In Rome, in London, in Paris, in Vienna,
+you will hear them say: 'Welcome back, Don Sabas.' Come!--~tonto~--
+baboon of a boy--admiral, whatever you call yourself, turn your boat.
+Put us on board the ~Salvador~, and here is your pay--five hundred
+pesos in money of the ~Estados Unidos~--more than your lying
+government will pay you in twenty years."
+
+Don Sabas pressed a plump purse against the youth's hand. The admiral
+gave no heed to the words or the movement. Braced against the helm,
+he was holding the sloop dead on her shoreward course. His dull face
+was lit almost to intelligence by some inward conceit that seemed to
+afford him joy, and found utterance in another parrot-like cackle.
+
+"That is why they do it," he said--"so that you will not see the guns.
+They fire--boom!--and you fall dead. With your face to the wall.
+Yes."
+
+The admiral called a sudden order to his crew. The lithe, silent
+Caribs made fast the sheets they held, and slipped down the hatchway
+into the hold of the sloop. When the last one had disappeared, Don
+Sabas, like a big, brown leopard, leaped forward, closed and fastened
+the hatch and stood, smiling.
+
+"No rifles, if you please, dear admiral," he said. "It was a whimsey
+of mine once to compile a dictionary of the Carib ~lengua~. So,
+I understood your order. Perhaps now you will--"
+
+He cut short his words, for he heard the dull "swish" of iron scraping
+along tin. The admiral had drawn the cutlass of Pedro Lafitte,
+and was darting upon him. The blade descended, and it was only by
+a display of surprising agility that the large man escaped, with only
+a bruised shoulder, the glancing weapon. He was drawing his pistol
+as he sprang, and the next instant he shot the admiral down.
+
+Don Sabas stooped over him, and rose again.
+
+"In the heart," he said briefly. "~Senores~, the navy is abolished."
+
+Colonel Rafael sprang to the helm, and the other officer hastened to
+loose the mainsail sheets. The boom swung round; ~El Nacional~ veered
+and began to tack industriously for the ~Salvador~.
+
+"Strike that flag, senor," called Colonel Rafael. "Our friends on
+the steamer will wonder why we are sailing under it."
+
+"Well said," cried Don Sabas. Advancing to the mast he lowered the
+flag to the deck, where lay its too loyal supporter. Thus ended the
+Minister of War's little piece of after-dinner drollery, and by the
+same hand that began it.
+
+Suddenly Don Sabas gave a great cry of joy, and ran down the slanting
+deck to the side of Colonel Rafael. Across his arm he carried the
+flag of the extinguished navy.
+
+"~Mire! mire! senor. Ah, ~Dios!~ Already can I hear that great bear
+of an Oestreicher~ shout, ~'Du hast mein herz gebrochen!' Mire!~
+Of my friend, Herr Grunitz, of Vienna, you have heard me relate.
+That man has travelled to Ceylon for an orchid--to Patagonia for
+a headdress --to Benares for a slipper--to Mozambique for a spearhead
+to add to his famous collections. Thou knowest, also, ~amigo~ Rafael,
+that I have been a gatherer of curios. My collection of battle flags
+of the world's navies was the most complete in existence until last
+year. Then Herr Grunitz secured two, 0! such rare specimens. One
+of a Barberry state, and one of the Makarooroos, a tribe on the west
+coast of Africa. I have not those, but they can be procured. But
+this flag, senor--do you know what it is? Name of God! do you know?
+See that red cross upon the blue and white ground! You never saw
+it before? ~Seguramente no~. It is the naval flag of your country.
+~Mire!~ This rotten tub we stand upon is its navy--that dead cockatoo
+lying there was its commander--that stroke of cutlass and single
+pistol shot a sea battle. All a piece of absurd foolery, I grant you
+--but authentic. There has never been another flag like this, and
+there never will be another. No. It is unique in the whole world.
+Yes. Think of what that means to a collector of flags! Do you know,
+~Coronel mio~, how many golden crowns Herr Grunitz would give for this
+flag? Ten thousand, likely. Well, a hundred thousand would not buy
+it. Beautiful flag! Only flag! Little devil of a most heaven-born
+flag! ~O'he!~ old grumbler beyond the ocean. Wait till Don Sabas
+comes again to the Konigin Strasse. He will let you kneel and touch
+the folds of it with one finger. ~O-he!~ old spectacled ransacker
+of the world!"
+
+Forgotten was the impotent revolution, the danger, the loss, the gall
+of defeat. Possessed solely by the inordinate and unparalleled
+passion of the collector, he strode up and down the little deck,
+clasping to his breast with one hand the paragon of a flag. He
+snapped his fingers triumphantly toward the east. He shouted the
+paean to his prize in trumpet tones, as though he would make old
+Grunitz hear in his musty den beyond the sea.
+
+They were waiting, on the ~Salvador~, to welcome them. The sloop came
+close alongside the steamer where her sides were sliced almost to the
+lower deck for the loading of fruit. The sailors of the ~Salvador~
+grappled and held her there.
+
+Captain McLeod leaned over the side.
+
+"Well, ~senor~, the jig is up, I'm told."
+
+"The jig is up?" Don Sabas looked perplexed for a moment. "That
+revolution--ah, yes!" With a shrug of his shoulders he dismissed
+the matter.
+
+The captain learned of the escape and the imprisoned crew.
+
+"Caribs!" he said; "no harm in them." He slipped down into the sloop
+and kicked loose the hasp of the hatch. The black fellows came
+tumbling up, sweating but grinning.
+
+"Hey! black boys!" said the captain, in a dialect of his own; "you
+sabe, catchy boat and vamos back same place quick."
+
+They saw him point to themselves, the sloop and Coralio. "Yas, yas!"
+they cried, with broader grins and many nods.
+
+The four--Don Sabas, the two officers and the captain--moved to quit
+the sloop. Don Sabas lagged a little behind, looking at the still
+form of the late admiral, sprawled in his paltry trappings.
+
+"~Pobrecito loco~," he said softly.
+
+He was a brilliant cosmopolite and a ~cognoscente~ of high rank;
+but, after all, he was of the same race and blood and instinct as
+this people. Even as the simple ~paisanos~ of Coralio had said it,
+so said Don Sabas. Without a smile, he looked, and said, "The poor
+little crazed one!"
+
+Stooping he raised the limp shoulders, drew the priceless and
+induplicable flag under them and over the breast, pinning it there
+with the diamond star of the Order of San Carlos that he took from
+the collar of his own coat.
+
+He followed after the others, and stood with them upon the deck of
+the ~Salvador~. The sailors that steadied ~El Nacional~ shoved her
+off. The jabbering Caribs hauled away at the rigging; the sloop
+headed for the shore.
+
+And Herr Grunitz's collection of naval flags was still the finest
+in the world.
+
+
+
+X
+
+The Shamrock and the Palm
+
+One night when there was no breeze, and Coralio seemed closer than
+ever to the gratings of Avernus, five men were grouped about the door
+of the photograph establishment of Keogh and Clancy. Thus, in all
+the scorched and exotic places of the earth, Caucasians meet when
+the day's work is done to preserve the fulness of their heritage
+by the aspersion of alien things.
+
+Johnny Atwood lay stretched upon the grass in the undress uniform of
+a Carib, and prated feebly of cool water to be had in the cucumber-
+wood pumps of Dalesburg. Doctor Gregg, through the prestige of
+his whiskers and as a bribe against the relation of his imminent
+professional tales, was conceded the hammock that was swung between
+the door jamb and a calabash-tree. Keogh had moved out upon the grass
+a little table that held the instrument for burnishing completed
+photographs. He was the only busy one of the group. Industriously
+from between the cylinders of the burnisher rolled the finished
+depictments of Coralio's citizens. Blanchard, the French mining
+engineer, in his cool linen viewed the smoke of his cigarette through
+his calm glasses, impervious to the heat. Clancy sat on the steps,
+smoking his short pipe. His mood was the gossip's; the others were
+reduced, by the humidity, to the state of disability desirable in
+an audience.
+
+Clancy was an American with an Irish diathesis and cosmopolitan
+proclivities. Many businesses had claimed him, but not for long.
+The roadster's blood was in his veins. The voice of the tintype was
+but one of the many callings that had wooed him upon so many roads.
+Sometimes he could be persuaded to oral construction of his voyages
+into the informal and egregious. Tonight there were symptoms of
+divulgement in him.
+
+"'Tis elegant weather for filibustering'," he volunteered. "It
+reminds me of the time I struggled to liberate a nation from the
+poisonous breath of a tyrant's clutch. 'Twas hard work. 'Tis
+straining to the back and makes corns on the hands."
+
+"I didn't know you had ever lent your sword to an oppressed people,"
+murmured Atwood, from the grass.
+
+"I did," said Clancy; "and they turned it into a plowshare."
+
+"What country was so fortunate as to secure your aid?" airily inquired
+Blanchard.
+
+"Where's Kamchatka?" asked Clancy, with seeming irrelevance.
+
+"Why, off Siberia somewhere in the Arctic regions," somebody answered,
+doubtfully.
+
+"I thought that was the cold one," said Clancy, with a satisfied nod.
+"I'm always gettin' the two names mixed. 'Twas Guatemala, then--the
+hot one--I've been filibusterin' with. Ye'll find that country on
+the map. 'Tis in the district known as the tropics. By the foresight
+of Providence, it lies on the coast so the geography men could run the
+names of the towns off into the water. They're an inch long, small
+type, composed of Spanish dialects, and, 'tis my opinion, of the same
+system of syntax that blew up the ~Maine~. Yes, 'twas that country
+I sailed against, single-handed, and endeavored to liberate it from
+a tyrannical government with a single-barrelled pickaxe, unloaded
+at that. Ye don't understand, of course. 'Tis a statement demandin'
+elucidation and apologies.
+
+"'Twas in New Orleans one morning about the first ofJune; I was
+standing down on the wharf, looking about at the ships in the river.
+There was a little steamer moored right opposite me that seemed about
+ready to sail. The funnels of it were throwing out smoke, and a gang
+of roustabouts were carrying aboard a pile of boxes that was stacked
+up on the wharf. The boxes were about two feet square, and something
+like four feet long, and they seemed to be pretty heavy.
+
+"I walked over, careless, to the stack of boxes. I saw one of them
+had been broken in handlin'. 'Twas curiosity made me pull up
+the loose top and look inside. The box was packed full of Winchester
+rifles. 'So, so,' says I to myself; 'somebody's gettin' a twist
+on the neutrality laws. Somebody's aidin' with munitions of war.
+I wonder where the popguns are goin'?'
+
+"I heard somebody cough, and I turned around. There stood a little,
+round, fat man with a brown face and white clothes, a first-class-
+looking little man, with a four-karat diamond on his finger and
+his eye full of interrogations and respects. I judged he was a kind
+of foreigner--may be from Russia or Japan or the archipelagoes.
+
+"'Hist!' says the round man, full of concealments and confidences.
+'Will the senor respect the discoveryments he has made, that the mans
+on the ship shall not be acquaint? The senor will be a gentleman
+that shall not expose one thing that by accident occur.'
+
+"'Monseer,' says I--for I judged him to be a kind of Frenchman--
+'receive my most exasperated assurances that your secret is safe with
+James Clancy. Furthermore, I will go so far as to remark, Veev la
+Liberty--veev it good and strong. Whenever you hear of a Clancy
+obstructin' the abolishment of existin' governments you may notify
+me by return mail.'
+
+"'The senor is good,' says the dark, fat man, smilin' under his black
+mustache. 'Wish you to come aboard my ship and drink of wine a glass.'
+
+"Bein' a Clancy, in two minutes me and the foreigner man were seated
+at a table in the cabin of the steamer, with a bottle between us. I
+could hear the heavy boxes bein' dumped into the hold. I judged that
+cargo must consist of at least 2,000 Winchesters. Me and the brown
+man drank the bottle of stuff, and he called the steward to bring
+another. When you amalgamate a Clancy with the contents of a bottle
+you practically instigate secession. I had heard a good deal about
+these revolutions in them tropical localities, and I begun to want
+a hand in it.
+
+"'You goin' to stir things up in your country, ain't you, monseer?'
+says I, with a wink to let him know I was on.
+
+"'Yes, yes,' said the little man, pounding his fist on the table.
+'A change of the greatest will occur. Too long have the people been
+oppressed with the promises and the never-to-happen things to become.
+The great work it shall be carry on. Yes. Our forces shall in the
+capital city strike of the soonest. ~Carrambos!~'
+
+"'~Carrambos~ is the word,' says I, beginning to invest myself with
+enthusiasm and more wine, 'likewise veeva, as I said before. May the
+shamrock of old--I mean the banana-vine or the pie-plant, or whatever
+the imperial emblem may be of your down-trodden country, wave
+forever.'
+
+"'A thousand thank-yous,' says the round man, 'for your emission of
+amicable utterances. What our cause needs of the very most is mans
+who will the work do, to lift it along. Oh, for one thousands strong,
+good mans to aid the General De Vega that he shall to his country
+bring those success and glory! It is hard--oh, so hard to find good
+mans to help in the work.'
+
+"'Monseer,' says I, leanin' over the table and graspin' his hand,
+I don't know where your country is, but me heart bleeds for it. The
+heart of a Clancy was never deaf to the sight of an oppressed people.
+The family is filibusterers by birth, and foreigners by trade. If you
+can use James Clancy's arms and his blood in denuding your shores of
+the tyrant's yoke they're yours to command.'
+
+"General De Vega was overcome with joy to confiscate my condolence
+of his conspiracies and predicaments. He tried to embrace me across
+the table, but his fatness, and the wine that had been in the bottles,
+prevented. Thus was I welcomed into the ranks of filibustery. Then
+the general man told me his country had the name of Guatemala, and was
+the greatest nation laved by any ocean whatever anywhere. He looked
+at me with tears in his eyes, and from time to time he would emit the
+remark, 'Ah! big, strong, brave mans! That is what my country need.'
+
+"General De Vega, as was the name by which he denounced himself,
+brought out a document for me to sign, which I did, makin' a fine
+flourish and curlycue with the tail of the 'y.'
+
+"'Your passage-money,' says the general, business-like, 'shall from
+your pay be deduct.'
+
+"''Twill not,' says I, haughty. I'll pay my own passage.' A hundred
+and eighty dollars I had in my inside pocket, and 'twas no common
+filibuster I was goin' to be, filibusterin' for me board and clothes.
+
+"The steamer was to sail in two hours, and I went ashore to get some
+things together I'd need. When I came aboard I showed the general
+with pride the outfit. 'Twas a fine Chinchilla overcoat, Arctic
+overshoes, fur cap and earmuffs, with elegant fleece-lined gloves
+and woollen muffler.
+
+"~'Carrambos!~ says the little general. 'What clothes are these that
+shall go to the tropic?' And then the little spalpeen laughs, and he
+calls the captain, and the captain calls the purser, and they pipe up
+the chief engineer, and the whole gang leans against the cabin and
+laughs at Clancy's wardrobe for Guatemala.
+
+"I reflects a bit, serious, and asks the general again to denominate
+the terms by which his country is called. He tells me, and I see then
+that 'twas the t'other one, Kamchatka, I had in mind. Since then I've
+had difficulty in separatin' the two nations in name, climate and
+geographic disposition.
+
+"I paid my passage--twenty-four dollars, first cabin--and ate at
+table with the officer crowd. Down on the lower deck was a gang
+of second-class passengers, about forty of them, seemin' to be Dagoes
+and the like. I wondered what so many of them were goin' along for.
+
+"Well, then, in three days we sailed alongside that Guatemala. 'Twas
+a blue country, and not yellow as 'tis miscolored on the map. We
+landed at a town on the coast, where a train of cars was waitin' for
+us on a dinky little railroad. The boxes on the steamer were brought
+ashore and loaded on the cars. The gang of Dagoes got aboard, too,
+the general and me in the front car. Yes, me and General De Vega
+headed the revolution, as it pulled out of the seaport town. That
+train travelled about as fast as a policeman goin' to a riot. It
+penetrated the most conspicuous lot of fuzzy scenery ever seen outside
+a geography. We run some forty miles in seven hours, and the train
+stopped. There was no more railroad. 'Twas a sort of camp in a damp
+gorge full of wildness and melancholies. They was grading and
+choppin' out the forests ahead to continue the road. 'Here,' says
+I to myself, 'is the romantic haunt of the revolutionists. Here will
+Clancy, by the virtue that is in a superior race and the inculcation
+of Fenian tactics, strike a tremendous blow for liberty.'
+
+"They unloaded the boxes from the train and begun to knock the tops
+off. From the first one that was open I saw General De Vega take the
+Winchester rifles and pass them around to a squad of morbid soldiery.
+The other boxes was opened next, and, believe me or not, divil another
+gun was to be seen. Every other box in the load was full of pickaxes
+and spades.
+
+"And then--sorrow be upon them tropics--the proud Clancy and
+the dishonored Dagoes, each one of them, had to shoulder a pick or
+a spade, and march away to work on that dirty little railroad. Yes;
+'twas that the Dagoes shipped for, and 'twas that the filibusterin'
+Clancy signed for, though unbeknownst to himself at the time. In
+after days I found out about it. It seems 'twas hard to get hands
+to work on that road. The intelligent natives of the country was
+too lazy to work. Indeed, the saints know, 'twas unnecessary. By
+stretchin' out one hand, they could seize the most delicate and costly
+fruits of the earth, and, by stretchin' out the other, they could
+sleep for days at a time without hearin' a seven o'clock whistle
+or the footsteps of the rent man upon the stairs. So, regular, the
+steamers travelled to the United States to seduce labor. Usually the
+imported spade-slingers died in two or three months from eatin' the
+over-ripe water and breathing the violent tropical scenery. Wherefore
+they made them sign contracts for a year, when they hired them, and
+put an armed guard over the poor devils to keep them from runnin'
+away.
+
+"'Twas thus I was double-crossed by the tropics through a family
+failing of goin' out of the way to hunt disturbances.
+
+"They gave me a pick, and I took it, meditating an insurrection on
+the spot; but there was the guards handling the Winchesters careless,
+and I come to the conclusion that discretion was the best part of
+filibusterin'. There was about a hundred of us in the gang starting
+out to work, and the word was given to move. I steps out of the ranks
+and goes up to that General De Vega man, who was smokin' a cigar and
+gazin' upon the scene with satisfactions and glory. He smiles at me
+polite and devilish. 'Plenty work,' says he, 'for big, strong mans
+in Guatemala. Yes. Thirty dollars in the month. Good pay. Ah, yes.
+You strong, brave man. Bimeby we push those railroad in the capital
+very quick. They want you go work now. ~Adios~, strong mans.'
+
+"'Monseer,' says I, lingerin', 'will you tell a poor little Irishman
+this: When I set foot on your cockroachy steamer, and breathed
+liberal and revolutionary sentiments into your sour wine, did you
+think I was conspirin' to sling a pick on your contemptuous little
+railroad? And when you answered me with patriotic recitations,
+humping up the star-spangled cause of liberty, did you have
+meditations of reducin' me to the ranks of the stump-grubbin' Dagoes
+in the chain-gangs of your vile and grovelin' country?'
+
+'The general man expanded his rotundity and laughed considerable.
+Yes, he laughed very long and loud, and I, Clancy, stood and waited.
+
+"'Comical mans!' he shouts, at last. 'So you will kill me from the
+laughing. Yes; it is hard to find the brave, strong mans to aid my
+country. Revolutions? Did I speak of r-r-revolutions? Not one
+word. I say, big, strong man is need in Guatemala. So. The mistake
+is of you. You have looked in those one box containing those gun
+for the guard. You think all boxes is contain gun? No.
+
+"'There is not war in Guatemala. But work? Yes. Good. Thirty dollar
+in the month. You shall shoulder one pickaxe, senor, and dig for
+the liberty and prosperity of Guatemala. Off to your work. The guard
+waits for you.'
+
+"'Little, fat, poodle dog of a brown man,' says I, quiet, but full of
+indignations and discomforts, 'things shall happen to you. Maybe not
+right away, but as soon as J. Clancy can formulate somethin' in the
+way of repartee.'
+
+"The boss of the gang orders us to work. I tramps off with the
+Dagoes, and I hears the distinguished patriot and kidnapper laughin'
+hearty as we go.
+
+"Tis a sorrowful fact, for eight weeks I built railroads for that
+misbehavin' country. I filibustered twelve hours a day with a heavy
+pick and a spade, choppin' away the luxurious landscape that grew
+upon the right of way. We worked in swamps that smelled like there
+was a leak in the gas mains, trampin' down a fine assortment of
+the most expensive hothouse plants and vegetables. The scene was
+tropical beyond the wildest imagination of the geography man. The
+trees was all sky-scrapers; the underbrush was full of needles and
+pins; there was monkeys jumpin' around and crocodiles and pink-tailed
+mockin'-birds, and ye stood knee-deep in the rotten water and grabbled
+roots for the liberation of Guatemala. Of nights we would build
+smudges in camp to discourage the mosquitoes, and sit in the smoke,
+with the guards pacin' all around us. There was two hundred men
+working on the road--mostly Dagoes, nigger-men, Spanish-men and
+Swedes. Three or four were Irish.
+
+"One old man named Halloran--a man of Hibernian entitlements and
+discretions, explained it to me. He had been working on the road
+a year. Most of them died in less than six months. He was dried up
+to gristle and bone, and shook with chills every third night. "'When
+you first come,' says he, 'ye think ye'll leave right away. But they
+hold out your first month's pay for your passage over, and by that
+time the tropics has its grip on ye. Ye're surrounded by a ragin'
+forest full of disreputable beasts--lions and baboons and anacondas--
+waiting to devour ye. The sun strikes ye hard, and melts the marrow
+in your bones. Ye get similar to the lettuce--eaters the poetry-books
+speaks about. Ye forget the elevated sintiments of life, such as
+patriotism, revenge, disturbances of the peace and the dacint love of
+a clane shirt. Ye do your work, and ye swallow the kerosene ile and
+rubber pipestems dished up to ye by the Dago cook for food. Ye light
+your pipeful, and say to yourself, "Nixt week I'll break away," and ye
+go to sleep and call yersilf a liar, for ye know yell never do it.'
+
+ 'Who is this general man,' asks I, 'that calls himself De Vega?'
+
+"'Tis the man,' says Halloran, 'who is tryin' to complete the
+finishin' of the railroad. 'Twas the project of a private
+corporation, but it busted, and then the government took it up.
+De Vegy is a big politician, and wants to be president. The people
+want the railroad completed, as they're taxed mighty on account of it.
+The De Vegy man is pushing it along as a campaign move.'
+
+"''Tis not my way,' says I, 'to make threats against any man, but
+there's an account to be settled between the railroad man and James
+O'Dowd Clancy.'
+
+"''Twas that way I thought, mesilf, at first,' Halloran says, with
+a big sigh, 'until I got to be a lettuce-eater. The fault's wid these
+tropics. They rejuices a man's system. 'Tis a land, as the poet
+says, "Where it always seems to be after dinner." I does me work
+and smokes me pipe and sleeps. There's little else in life, anyway.
+Ye'll get that way yersilf, mighty soon. Don't be harborin' any
+sentiments at all, Clancy.'
+
+"'I can't help it,' says I; I'm full of 'em. I enlisted in the
+revolutionary army of this dark country in good faith to fight for
+its liberty, honors, and silver candlesticks; instead of which I am
+set to amputatin' its scenery and grubbin' its roots. 'Tis the
+general man will have to pay for it.'
+
+"Two months I worked on that railroad before I found a chance to get
+away. One day a gang of us was sent back to the end of the completed
+line to fetch some picks that had been sent down to Port Barrios to
+be sharpened. They were brought on a hand-car, and I noticed, when
+I started away, that the car was left there on the track.
+
+"That night, about twelve, I woke up Halloran and told him my scheme.
+
+"'Run away?' says Halloran. 'Good Lord, Clancy, do ye mean it? Why,
+I ain't got the nerve. It's too chilly, and I ain't slept enough.
+Run away? I told you, Clancy, I've eat the lettuce. I've lost my
+grip. 'Tis the tropics that's done it. 'Tis like the poet says:
+"Forgotten are our friends that we have left behind; in the hollow
+lettuce-land we will live and lay reclined." You better go on,
+Clancy. I'll stay, I guess. It's too early and cold, and I'm
+sleepy.'
+
+"So I had to leave Halloran. I dressed quiet, and slipped out
+of the tent we were in. When the guard came along I knocked him
+over, like a ninepin, with a green coconut I had, and made for the
+railroad. I got on that hand-car and made it fly. 'Twas yet a while
+before daybreak when I saw the lights of Port Barrios about a mile
+away. I stopped the hand-car there and walked to the town. I stepped
+inside the corporations of that town with care and hesitations.
+I was not afraid of the army of Guatemala, but me soul quaked at
+the prospect of a hand-to-hand struggle with its employment bureau.
+'Tis a country that hires its help easy and keeps 'em long. Sure I
+can fancy Missis America and Missis Guatemala passin' a bit of gossip
+some fine, still night across the mountains. 'Oh, dear,' says Missis
+America, 'and it's a lot of trouble I'm havin' ag'in with the help,
+senora, ma'am.' 'Laws, now!' says Missis Guatemala, 'you don't say
+so, ma'am! now, mine never think ofleavin me--te-he! ma'am,' snickers
+Missis Guatemala.
+
+"I was wonderin' how I was goin' to move away from them tropics
+without bein' hired again. Dark as it was, I could see a steamer
+ridin' in the harbor, with smoke emergin' from her stacks. I turned
+down a little grass street that run down to the water. On the beach
+I found a little brown nigger-man just about to shove off in a skiff.
+
+"'Hold on, Sambo,' says I, 'savve English?'
+
+"'Heap plenty, yes,' says he, with a pleasant grin.
+
+"'What steamer is that?' I asks him, 'and where is it going? And
+what's the news, and the good word and the time of day?'
+
+" 'That steamer the ~Conchita~,' said the brown man, affable and easy,
+rollin' a cigarette. 'Him come from New Orleans for load banana.
+Him got load last night. I think him sail in one, two hour. Verree
+nice day we shall be goin' have. You hear some talkee 'bout big
+battle, maybe so? You think catchee General De Vega, senor? Yes?
+No?'
+
+"'How's that, Sambo?' says I. 'Big battle? What battle? Who wants
+catchee General De Vega? I've been up at my old gold mines in the
+interior for a couple of months, and haven't heard any news.'
+
+"'Oh,' says the nigger-man, proud to speak the English, 'verree great
+revolution in Guatemala one week ago. General De Vega, him try be
+president. Him raise armee--one--five--ten thousand mans for fight
+at the government. Those one government send five--forty--hundred
+thousand soldier to suppress revolution. They fight big battle
+yesterday at Lomagrande--that about nineteen or fifty mile in the
+mountain. That government soldier wheep General De Vega--oh, most
+bad. Five hundred--nine hundred--two thousand of his mans is kill.
+That revolution is smash suppress--bust--very quick. General De Vega,
+him r-r-run away fast on one big mule. Yes, ~carrambos!~ The
+general, him r-r-run away, and his armee is kill. That government
+soldier, they try find General De Vega verree much. They want catchee
+him for shoot. You think they catchee that general, senor?'
+
+"'Saints grant it!' says I. ''Twould be the judgment of Providence
+for settin' the warlike talent of a Clancy to gradin' the tropics
+with a pick and shovel. But 'tis not so much a question of
+insurrections now, me little man, as 'tis of the hired-man problem.
+'Tis anxious I am to resign a situation of responsibility and trust
+with the white wings department of your great and degraded country.
+Row me in your little boat out to that steamer, and I'll give ye five
+dollars--sinker pacers--sinker pacers,' says I, reducing the offer
+to the language and denomination of the tropic dialects.
+
+"'Cinco pesos,' repeats the little man. Five dollee, you give?'
+
+"'Twas not such a bad little man. He had hesitations at first,
+sayin' that passengers leavin' the country had to have papers and
+passports, but at last he took me out alongside the steamer.
+
+"Day was just breakin' as we struck her, and there wasn't a soul to
+be seen on board. The water was very still, and the nigger-man gave
+me a lift from the boat, and I climbed onto the steamer where her side
+was sliced to the deck for loadin' fruit. The hatches was open, and
+I looked down and saw the cargo of bananas that filled the hold to
+within six feet of the top. I thinks to myself, 'Clancy, you better
+go as a stowaway. It's safer. The steamer men might hand you back
+to the employment bureau. The tropic'll get you, Clancy, if you
+don't watch out.'
+
+"So I jumps down easy among the bananas, and digs out a hole to hide
+in among the bunches. In an hour or so I could hear the engines
+goin', and feel the steamer rockin', and I knew we were off to sea.
+They left the hatches open for ventilation, and pretty soon it was
+light enough in the hold to see fairly well. I got to feelin'
+a bit hungry, and thought I'd have a light fruit lunch, by way
+of refreshment. I creeped out of the hole I'd made and stood up
+straight. Just then I saw another man crawl up about ten feet away
+and reach out and skin a banana and stuff it into his mouth. 'Twas
+a dirty man, black-faced and ragged and disgraceful of aspect. Yes,
+the man was a ringer for the pictures of the fat Weary Willie in the
+funny papers. I looked again, and saw it was my general man--De Vega,
+the great revolutionist, mule-rider and pickaxe importer. When he
+saw me the general hesitated with his mouth filled with banana and
+his eyes the size of coconuts.
+
+"'Hist!' I says. 'Not a word, or they'll put us off and make us walk.
+"Veev la Liberty!"' I adds, copperin' the sentiment by shovin' a
+banana into the source of it. I was certain the general wouldn't
+recognize me. The nefarious work of the tropics had left me lookin'
+different. There was half an inch of roan whiskers coverin' me face,
+and me costume was a pair of blue overalls and a red shirt.
+
+"'How you come in the ship, senor?' asked the general as soon as he
+could speak.
+
+"'By the back door--whist!' says I. ''Twas a glorious blow for
+liberty we struck,' I continues; 'but we was overpowered by numbers.
+Let us accept our defeat like brave men and eat another banana.'
+
+"'Were you in the cause of liberty fightin', senor?' says the general,
+sheddin' tears on the cargo.
+
+"'To the last,' says I. ''Twas I led the last desperate charge
+against the minions of the tyrant. But it made them mad, and we was
+forced to retreat. 'Twas I, general, procured the mule upon which
+you escaped. Could you give that ripe bunch a little boost this way,
+general? It's a bit out of my reach. Thanks.'
+
+"'Say you so, brave patriot?' said the general, again weepin'. 'Ah,
+~Dios!~ And I have not the means to reward your devotion. Barely
+did I my life bring away. ~Carrambos!~ what a devil's animal was that
+mule, senor! Like ships in one storm was I dashed about. The skin
+on myself was ripped away with the thorns and vines. Upon the bark
+of a hundred trees did that beast of the infernal bump, and cause
+outrage to the legs of mine. In the night to Port Barrios I came.
+I dispossess myself of that mountain of mule and hasten along the
+water shore. I find a little boat to be tied. I launch myself and
+row to the steamer. I cannot see any mans on board, so I climbed one
+rope which hang at the side. I then myself hide in the bananas.
+Surely, I say, if the ship captains view me, they shall throw me again
+to those Guatemala. Those things are not good. Guatemala will shoot
+General De Vega. Therefore, I am hide and remain silent. Life itself
+is glorious. Liberty, it is pretty good; but so good as life I do not
+think.'
+
+"Three days, as I said, was the trip to New Orleans. The general man
+and me got to be cronies of the deepest dye. Bananas we ate until
+they were distasteful to the sight and an eyesore to the palate, but
+to bananas alone was the bill of fare reduced. At night I crawls out,
+careful, on the lower deck, and gets a bucketful of fresh water.
+
+"That General De Vega was a man inhabited by an engorgement of words
+and sentences. He added to the monotony of the voyage by divestin'
+himself of conversation. He believed I was a revolutionist of his
+own party, there bein' as he told me, a good many Americans and other
+foreigners in its ranks. 'Twas a braggart and a conceited little
+gabbler it was, though he considered himself a hero. 'Twas on himself
+he wasted all his regrets at the failing of his plot. Not a word did
+the little balloon have to say about the other misbehaving idiots that
+had been shot, or run themselves to death in his revolution.
+
+"The second day out he was feelin' pretty braggy and uppish for a
+stowed-away conspirator that owed his existence to a mule and stolen
+bananas. He was tellin' me about the great railroad he had been
+buildin', and he relates what he calls a comic incident about a fool
+Irishman he inveigled from New Orleans to sling a pick on his little
+morgue of a narrow-gauge line. 'Twas sorrowful to hear the little,
+dirty general tell the opprobrious story of how he put salt upon the
+tail of that reckless and silly bird, Clancy. Laugh, he did, hearty
+and long. He shook with laughin', the black-faced rebel and outcast,
+standing neck-deep in bananas, without friends or country.
+
+"'Ah, senor,' he snickers, 'to death you would have laughed at that
+drollest Irish. I say to him: "Strong, big mans is need very much
+in Guatemala." "I will blows strike for your down-pressed country,"
+he say. "That shall you do," I tell him. Ah! it was an Irish so
+comic. He sees one box break upon the wharf that contain for the
+guard a few gun. He think there is gun in all the box. But that is
+all pickaxe. Yes. Ah! senor, could you the face of that Irish have
+seen when they set him to the work!'
+
+"'Twas thus the ex-boss of the employment bureau contributed to the
+tedium of the trip with merry jests and anecdote. But now and then
+he would weep upon the bananas and make oration about the lost cause
+of liberty and the mule.
+
+"'Twas a pleasant sound when the steamer bumped against the pier in
+New Orleans. Pretty soon we heard the pat-a-pat of hundreds of bare
+feet, and the Dago gang that unloads the fruit jumped on the deck and
+down into the hold. Me and the general worked a while at passing up
+the bunches, and they thought we were part of the gang. After about
+an hour we managed to slip off the steamer onto the wharf.
+
+"'Twas a great honor on the hands of an obscure Clancy, havin' the
+entertainment of the representative of a great foreign filibustering
+power. I first bought for the general and myself many long drinks
+and things to eat that were not bananas. The general man trotted
+along at my side, leaving all the arrangements to me. I led him
+up to Lafayette Square and set him on a bench in the little park.
+Cigarettes I had bought for him, and he humped himself down on the
+seat like a little, fat, contented hobo. I look him over as he sets
+there, and what I see pleases me. Brown by nature and instinct, he
+is now brindled with dirt and dust. Praise to the mule, his clothes
+is mostly strings and flaps. Yes, the looks of the general man is
+agreeable to Clancy.
+
+"I asks him, delicate, if, by any chance, he brought away anybody's
+money with him from Guatemala. He sighs and humps his shoulders
+against the bench. Not a cent. All right. Maybe, he tells me,
+some of his friends in the tropic outfit will send him funds later.
+The general was as clear a case of no visible means as I ever saw.
+
+"I told him not to move from the bench, and then I went up to the
+corner of Poydras and Carondelet. Along there is O'Hara's beat.
+In five minutes along comes O'Hara, a big, fine man, red-faced,
+with shinin' buttons, swinging his club. 'Twould be a fine thing
+for Guatemala to move into O'Hara's precinct. 'Twould be a fine bit
+of recreation for Danny to suppress revolutions and uprisins once or
+twice a week with his club.
+
+"'Is 5046 workin' yet, Danny?' says I, walking up to him.
+
+"'Overtime,' says O'Hara, looking over me suspicious. 'Want some
+of it?'
+
+"Fifty-forty-six is the celebrated city ordinance authorizing arrest,
+conviction and imprisonment of persons that succeed in concealing
+their crimes from the police.
+
+"'Don't ye know Jimmy Clancy?' says I. 'Ye pink-gilled monster.'
+So, when O'Hara recognized me beneath the scandalous exterior bestowed
+upon me by the tropics, I backed him into a doorway and told him what
+I wanted, and why I wanted it. 'All right, Jimmy,' says O'Hara. 'Go
+back and hold the bench. I'll be along in ten minutes.'
+
+"In that time O'Hara strolled through Lafayette Square and spied two
+Weary Willies disgracin' one of the benches. In ten minutes more
+J. Clancy and General De Vega, late candidate for the presidency of
+Guatemala, was in the station house. The general is badly frightened,
+and calls upon me to proclaim his distinguishments and rank.
+
+"'The man,' says I to the police, 'used to be a railroad man. He's
+on the bum now. 'Tis a little bughouse he is, on account of losin'
+his job.'
+
+"'~Carrambos!~' says the general, fizzin' like a little soda-fountain,
+'you fought, senor, with my forces in my native country. Why do you
+say the lies? You shall say I am the General De Vega, one soldier,
+one ~caballero~--'
+
+"'Railroader,' says I again. 'On the hog. No good. Been livin' for
+three days on stolen bananas. Look at him. Ain't that enough?'
+
+"Twenty-five dollars or sixty days, was what the recorder gave the
+general. He didn't have a cent, so he took the time. They let me go,
+as I knew they would, for I had money to show, and O'Hara spoke for
+me. Yes; sixty days he got. 'Twas just so long as I slung a pick
+for the great country of Kam--Guatemala."
+
+Clancy paused. The bright starlight showed a reminiscent look of
+happy content on his seasoned features. Keogh leaned in his chair
+and gave his partner a slap on his thinly clad back that sounded
+like the crack of the surf on the sands.
+
+"Tell 'em, ye divil," he chuckled, "how you got even with the tropical
+general in the way of agricultural maneuverings."
+
+"'Having no money," concluded Clancy, with unction, "they set him
+to work his fine out with a gang from the parish prison clearing
+Ursulines Street. Around the corner was a saloon decorated genially
+with electric fans and cool merchandise. I made that me headquarters,
+and every fifteen minutes I'd walk around and take a look at the
+little man filibusterin' with a rake and shovel. 'Twas just such
+a hot broth of a day as this has been. And I'd call at him 'Hey,
+monseer!' and he'd look at me black, with the damp showin' through
+his shirt in places.
+
+"'Fat, strong mans,' says I to General De Vega, 'is needed in New
+Orleans. Yes. To carry on the good work. Carrambos! Erin go
+bragh!"
+
+
+
+XI
+
+The Remnants of the Code
+
+Breakfast in Coralio was at eleven. Therefore the people did not go
+to market early. The little wooden market-house stood on a patch of
+short-trimmed grass, under the vivid green foliage of a bread-fruit
+tree.
+
+Thither one morning the venders leisurely convened, bringing their
+wares with them. A porch or platform six feet wide encircled the
+building, shaded from the mid-morning sun by the projecting, grass-
+thatched roof. Upon this platform the venders were wont to display
+their goods--newly killed beef, fish, crabs, fruit of the country,
+cassava, eggs, ~dulces~ and high, tottering stacks of native tortillas
+as large around as the sombrero of a Spanish grandee.
+
+But on this morning they whose stations lay on the seaward side
+of the market-house, instead of spreading their merchandise formed
+themselves into a softly jabbering and gesticulating group. For there
+upon their space of the platform was sprawled, asleep, the unbeautiful
+figure of "Beelzebub" Blythe. He lay upon a ragged strip of cocoa
+matting, more than ever a fallen angel in appearance. His suit of
+coarse flax, soiled, bursting at the seams, crumpled into a thousand
+diversified wrinkles and creases, inclosed him absurdly, like the garb
+of some effigy that had been stuffed in sport and thrown there after
+indignity had been wrought upon it. But firmly upon the high bridge
+of his nose reposed his gold-rimmed glasses, the surviving badge of
+his ancient glory.
+
+The sun's rays, reflecting quiveringly from the rippling sea upon his
+face, and the voices of the market-men woke "Beelzebub" Blythe. He
+sat up, blinking, and leaned his back against the wall of the market.
+Drawing a blighted silk handkerchief from his pocket, he assiduously
+rubbed and burnished his glasses. And while doing this he became
+aware that his bedroom had been invaded, and that polite brown and
+yellow men were beseeching him to vacate in favor of their market
+stuff.
+
+If the senor would have the goodness--a thousand pardons for bringing
+to him molestation--but soon would come the ~compradores~ for the
+day's provisions--surely they had ten thousand regrets at disturbing
+him!
+
+In this manner they expanded to him the intimation that he must clear
+out and cease to clog the wheels of trade.
+
+Blythe stepped from the platform with the air of a prince leaving
+his canopied couch. He never quite lost that air, even at the lowest
+point of his fall. It is clear that the college of good breeding does
+not necessarily maintain a chair of morals within its walls.
+
+Blythe shook out his wry clothing, and moved slowly up the Calle
+Grande through the hot sand. He moved without a destination in
+his mind. The little town was languidly stirring to its daily life.
+Golden-skinned babies tumbled over one another in the grass. The sea
+breeze brought him appetite, but nothing to satisfy it. Throughout
+Coralio were its morning odors--those from the heavily fragrant
+tropical flowers and from the bread baking in the outdoor ovens of
+clay and the pervading smoke of their fires. Where the smoke cleared,
+the crystal air, with some of the efficacy of faith, seemed to remove
+the mountains almost to the sea, bringing them so near that one might
+count the scarred glades on their wooded sides. The light-footed
+Caribs were swiftly gliding to their tasks at the waterside. Already
+along the bosky trails from the banana groves files of horses were
+slowly moving, concealed, except for their nodding heads and plodding
+legs, by the bunches of green-golden fruit heaped upon their backs.
+On doorsills sat women combing their long, black hair and calling, one
+to another, across the narrow thoroughfares. Peace reigned in Coralio
+--arid and bald peace; but still peace.
+
+On that bright morning when Nature seemed to be offering the lotus
+on the Dawn's golden platter "Beelzebub" Blythe had reached rock
+bottom. Further descent seemed impossible. That last night's slumber
+in a public place had done for him. As long as he had had a roof
+to cover him there had remained, unbridged, the space that separates
+a gentleman from the beasts of the jungle and the fowls of the air.
+But now he was little more than a whimpering oyster led to be devoured
+on the sands of a Southern sea by the artful walrus, Circumstance,
+and the implacable carpenter, Fate.
+
+To Blythe money was now but a memory. He had drained his friends
+of all that their good-fellowship had to offer; then he had squeezed
+them to the last drop of their generosity; and at last, Aaron-like,
+he had smitten the rock of their hardening bosoms for the scattering,
+ignoble drops of Charity itself.
+
+He had exhausted his credit to the last real. With the minute
+keenness of the shameless sponger he was aware of every source in
+Coralio from which a glass of rum, a meal or a piece of silver could
+be wheedled. Marshalling each such source in his mind, he considered
+it with all the thoroughness and penetration that hunger and thirst
+lent him for the task. All his optimism failed to thresh a grain of
+hope from the chaff of his postulations. He had played out the game.
+That one night in the open had shaken his nerves. Until then there
+had been left to him at least a few grounds upon which he could base
+his unblushing demands upon his neighbors' stores. Now he must beg
+instead of borrowing. The most brazen sophistry could not dignify
+by the name of "loan" the coin contemptuously flung to a beachcomber
+who slept on the bare boards of the public market.
+
+But on this morning no beggar would have more thankfully received
+a charitable coin, for the demon thirst had him by the throat--the
+drunkard's matutinal thirst that requires to be slaked at each morning
+station on the road to Tophet.
+
+Blythe walked slowly up the street, keeping a watchful eye for any
+miracle that might drop manna upon him in his wilderness. As he
+passed the popular eating house of Madama Vasquez, Madama's boarders
+were just sitting down to freshly baked bread, ~aguacates~, pines
+and delicious coffee that sent forth odorous guarantee of its quality
+upon the breeze. Madama was serving; she turned her shy, stolid,
+melancholy gaze for a moment out the window; she saw Blythe, and
+her expression turned more shy and embarrassed. "Beelzebub" owed
+her twenty pesos. He bowed as he had once bowed to less embarrassed
+dames to whom he owed nothing, and passed on.
+
+Merchants and their clerks were throwing open the solid wooden doors
+of their shops. Polite but cool were the glances they cast upon
+Blythe as he lounged tentatively by with the remains of his old jaunty
+air; for they were his creditors almost without exception.
+
+At the little fountain in the ~plaza~ he made an apology for a toilet
+with his wetted handkerchief. Across the open square filed the
+dolorous line of friends to the prisoners in the calaboza, bearing
+the morning meal of the immured. The food in their hands roused small
+longing in Blythe.
+
+It was drink that his soul craved, or money to buy it. In the streets
+he met many with whom he had been friends and equals, and whose
+patience and liberality he had gradually exhausted. Willard Geddie
+and Paula cantered past him with the coolest of nods, returning from
+their daily horseback ride along the old Indian road. Keogh passed
+him at another corner, whistling cheerfully and bearing a prize of
+newly laid eggs for the breakfast of himself and Clancy. The jovial
+scout of Fortune was one of Blythe's victims who had plunged his hand
+oftenest into his pocket to aid him. But now it seemed that Keogh,
+too, had fortified himself against further invasions. His curt
+greeting and the ominous light in his full, gray eye quickened the
+steps of "Beelzebub," whom desperation had almost incited to attempt
+an additional "loan."
+
+Three drinking shops the forlorn one next visited in succession.
+In all of these his money, his credit and his welcome had long since
+been spent; but Blythe felt that he would have fawned in the dust at
+the feet of an enemy that morning for one draught of ~aguardiente~.
+In two of the ~pulperias~ his courageous petition for drink was met
+with a refusal so polite that it stung worse than abuse. The third
+establishment had acquired something of American methods; and here
+he was seized bodily and cast out upon his hands and knees.
+
+This physical indignity caused a singular change in the man.
+As he picked himself up and walked away, an expression of absolute
+relief came upon his features. The specious and conciliatory
+smile that had been graven there was succeeded by a look of calm
+and sinister resolve. "Beelzebub" had been floundering in the sea
+of improbability, holding by a slender life-line to the respectable
+world that had cast him overboard. He must have felt that with this
+ultimate shock the line had snapped, and have experienced the welcome
+ease of the drowning swimmer who has ceased to struggle.
+
+Blythe walked to the next corner and stood there while he brushed
+the sand from his garments and repolished his glasses.
+
+"I've got to do it--oh, I've got to do it," he told himself, aloud.
+"If I had a quart of rum I believe I could stave it off yet--for a
+little while. But there's no more rum for--'Beelzebub,' as they call
+me. By the flames of Tartarus! if I'm to sit at the right hand of
+Satan somebody has got to pay the court expenses. You'll have to pony
+up, Mr. Frank Goodwin. You're a good fellow; but a gentleman must
+draw the line at being kicked into the gutter. Blackmail isn't a
+pretty word, but it's the next station on the road I'm travelling."
+
+With purpose in his steps Blythe now moved rapidly through the town
+by way of its landward environs. He passed through the squalid
+quarters of the improvident negroes and on beyond the picturesque
+shacks of the poorer mestizos. From many points along his course he
+could see, through the umbrageous glades, the house of Frank Goodwin
+on its wooded hill. And as he crossed the little bridge over the
+lagoon he saw the old Indian, Galvez, scrubbing at the wooden slab
+that bore the name of Miraflores. Beyond the lagoon the lands of
+Goodwin began to slope gently upward. A grassy road, shaded by
+a munificent and diverse array of tropical flora wound from the edge
+of an outlying banana grove to the dwelling. Blythe took this road
+with long and purposeful strides.
+
+Goodwin was seated on his coolest gallery, dictating letters to his
+secretary, a sallow and capable native youth. The household adhered
+to the American plan of breakfast; and that meal had been a thing of
+the past for the better part of an hour.
+
+The castaway walked to the steps, and flourished a hand.
+
+"Good morning, Blythe, said Goodwin, looking up. "Come in and have
+a chair. Anything I can do for you?"
+
+"I want to speak to you in private."
+
+Goodwin nodded at his secretary, who strolled out under a mango tree
+and lit a cigarette. Blythe took the chair that he had left vacant.
+
+"I want some money," he began, doggedly.
+
+"I'm sorry," said Goodwin, with equal directness, "but you can't have
+any. You're drinking yourself to death, Blythe. Your friends have
+done all they could to help you to brace up. You won't help yourself.
+There's no use furnishing you with money to ruin yourself with any
+longer."
+
+"Dear man," said Blythe, tilting back his chair, "it isn't a question
+of social economy now. It's past that. I like you, Goodwin; and I've
+come to stick a knife between your ribs. I was kicked out of Espada's
+saloon this morning; and Society owes me reparation for my wounded
+feelings."
+
+"I didn't kick you out."
+
+"No--but in a general way you represent Society; and in a particular
+way you represent my last chance. I've had to come down to it, old
+man--I tried to do it a month ago when Losada's man was here turning
+things over; but I couldn't do it then. Now it's different. I want
+a thousand dollars, Goodwin; and you'll have to give it to me."
+
+"Only last week," said Goodwin, with a smile, "a silver dollar was
+all you were asking for."
+
+"An evidence," said Blythe, flippantly, "that I was still virtuous--
+though under heavy pressure. The wages of sin should be something
+higher than a peso worth forty-eight cents. Let's talk business.
+I am the villain in the third act; and I must have my merited,
+if only temporary, triumph. I saw you collar the late president's
+valiseful of boodle. Oh, I know it's blackmail; but I'm liberal
+about the price. I know I'm a cheap villain--one of the regular
+sawmill-drama kind--but you're one of my particular friends, and
+I don't want to stick you hard."
+
+"Suppose you go into the details," suggested Goodwin, calmly
+arranging his letters on the table.
+
+"All right," said "Beelzebub." "I like the way you take it.
+I despise histrionics; so you will please prepare yourself for
+the facts without any red fire, calcium or grace notes on
+the saxophone.
+
+"On the night that His Fly-by-night Excellency arrived in town I was
+very drunk. You will excuse the pride with which I state that fact;
+but it was quite a feat for me to attain that desirable state.
+Somebody had left a cot out under the orange trees in the yard of
+Madama Ortiz's hotel. I stepped over the wall, laid down upon it,
+and fell asleep. I was awakened by an orange that dropped from
+the tree upon my nose; and I laid there for a while cursing Sir Isaac
+Newton, or whoever it was that invented gravitation, for not confining
+his theory to apples.
+
+"And then along came Mr. Miraflores and his true-love with the
+treasury in a valise, and went into the hotel. Next you hove in
+sight, and held a pow-wow with the tonsorial artist who insisted
+upon talking shop after hours. I tried to slumber again; but once
+more my rest was disturbed--this time by the noise of the popgun
+that went off upstairs. Then that valise came crashing down into
+an orange tree just above my head; and I arose from my couch, not
+knowing when it might begin to rain Saratoga trunks. When the army
+and the constabulary began to arrive, with their medals and
+decorations hastily pinned to their pajamas, and their snickersnees
+drawn, I crawled into the welcome shadow of a banana plant. I
+remained there for an hour, by which time the excitement and the
+people had cleared away. And then, my dear Goodwin--excuse me--I saw
+you sneak back and pluck that ripe and juicy valise from the orange
+tree. I followed you, and saw you take it to your own house. A
+hundred-thousand-dollar crop from one orange tree in a season about
+breaks the record of the fruit-growing industry.
+
+"Being a gentleman at that time, of course I never mentioned the
+incident to any one. But this morning I was kicked out of a saloon,
+my code of honor is all out at the elbows, and I'd sell my mother's
+prayer-book for three fingers of ~aguardiente~. I'm not putting
+on the screws hard. It ought to be worth a thousand to you for me
+to have slept on that cot through the whole business without waking
+up and seeing anything."
+
+Goodwin opened two more letters, and made memoranda in pencil on them.
+Then he called "Manuel!" to his secretary, who came, spryly.
+
+"The ~Ariel~--when does she sail?" asked Goodwin. "Senor," answered
+the youth, "at three this afternoon. She drops down-coast to Punta
+Soledad to complete her cargo of fruit. From there she sails for New
+Orleans without delay."
+
+"~Bueno!~" said Goodwin. "These letters may wait yet awhile."
+
+The secretary returned to his cigarette under the mango tree.
+
+In round numbers," said Goodwin, facing Blythe squarely, "how much
+money do you owe in this town, not including the sums you have
+'borrowed' from me?"
+
+"Five hundred--at a rough guess," answered Blythe, lightly.
+
+"Go somewhere in the town and draw up a schedule of your debts," said
+Goodwin. "Come back here in two hours, and I will send Manuel with
+the money to pay them. I will also have a decent outfit of clothing
+ready for you. You will sail on the ~Ariel~ at three. Manuel will
+accompany you as far as the deck of the steamer. There he will hand
+you one thousand dollars in cash. I suppose that we needn't discuss
+what you will be expected to do in return?"
+
+"Oh, I understand," piped Blythe, cheerily. "I was asleep all the
+time on the cot under Madama Ortiz's orange trees; and I shake off
+the dust of Coralio forever. I'll play fair. No more of the lotus
+for me. Your proposition is 0. K. Youre a good fellow, Goodwin; and
+I let you off light. I'll agree to everything. But in the meantime
+--I've a devil of a thirst on, old man--"
+
+"Not a ~centavo~," said Goodwin, firmly, "until you are on board the
+~Ariel~. You would be drunk in thirty minutes if you had money now."
+
+But he noticed the blood-streaked eyeballs, the relaxed form and
+the shaking hands of "Beelzebub"; and he stepped into the dining
+room through the low window, and brought out a glass and a decanter
+of brandy.
+
+"Take a bracer, anyway, before you go," he proposed, even as a man
+to the friend whom he entertains.
+
+"Beelzebub" Blythe's eyes glistened at the sight of the solace for
+which his soul burned. Today for the first time his poisoned nerves
+had been denied their steadying dose; and their retort was a mounting
+torment. He grasped the decanter and rattled its crystal mouth
+against the glass in his trembling hand. He flushed the glass,
+and then stood erect, holding it aloft for an instant. For one
+fleeting moment he held his head above the drowning waves of
+his abyss. He nodded easily at Goodwin, raised his brimming glass
+and murmured a "health" that men had used in his ancient Paradise
+Lost. And then so suddenly that he spilled the brandy over his hand,
+he set down his glass, untasted.
+
+"In two hours," his dry lips muttered to Goodwin, as he marched down
+the steps and turned his face toward the town.
+
+In the edge of the cool banana grove "Beelzebub" halted, and snapped
+the tongue of his belt buckle into another hole.
+
+"I couldn't do it," he explained, feverishly, to the waving banana
+fronds. "I wanted to, but I couldn't. A gentleman can't drink with
+the man that he blackmails."
+
+
+
+XII
+
+Shoes
+
+John De Graffenreid Atwood ate of the lotus, root, stem, and flower.
+The tropics gobbled him up. He plunged enthusiastically into his
+work, which was to try to forget Rosine.
+
+Now, they who dine on the lotus rarely consume it plain. There is
+a sauce ~au diable~ that goes with it; and the distillers are the
+chefs who prepare it. And on Johnny's menu card it read "brandy."
+With a bottle between them, he and Billy Keogh would sit on the porch
+of the little consulate at night and roar out great, indecorous songs,
+until the natives, slipping hastily past, would shrug a shoulder and
+mutter things to themselves about the "~Americanos diablos~."
+
+One day Johnny's ~mozo~ brought the mail and dumped it on the table.
+Johnny leaned from his hammock, and fingered the four or five letters
+dejectedly. Keogh was sitting on the edge of the table chopping
+lazily with a paper knife at the legs of a centipede that was crawling
+among the stationery. Johnny was in that phase of lotus-eating when
+all the world tastes bitter in one's mouth.
+
+"Same old thing!" he complained. "Fool people writing for information
+about the country. They want to know all about raising fruit, and how
+to make a fortune without work. Half of 'em don't even send stamps
+for a reply. They think a consul hasn't anything to do but write
+letters. Slit those envelopes for me, old man, and see what they
+want. I'm feeling too rocky to move."
+
+Keogh, acclimated beyond all possibility of ill-humor, drew his chair
+to the table with smiling compliance on his rose-pink countenance,
+and began to slit open the letters. Four of them were from citizens
+in various parts of the United States who seemed to regard the consul
+at Coralio as a cyclopedia of information. They asked long lists
+of questions, numerically arranged, about the climate, products,
+possibilities, laws, business chances, and statistics of the country
+in which the consul had the honor of representing his own government.
+
+"Write 'em, please, Billy," said that inert official, "just a line,
+referring them to the latest consular report. Tell 'em the State
+Department will be delighted to furnish the literary gems. Sign my
+name. Don't let your pen scratch, Billy; it'll keep me awake."
+
+"Don't snore," said Keogh, amiably, "and I'll do your work for you.
+You need a corps of assistants, anyhow. Don't see how you ever get
+out a report. Wake up a minute--here's one more letter--it's from
+your own town, too--—Dalesburg."
+
+"That so?" murmured Johnny showing a mild and obligatory interest.
+"What's it about?"
+
+"Postmaster writes," explained Keogh. "Says a citizen of the town
+wants some facts and advice from you. Says the citizen has an idea
+in his head of coming down where you are and opening a shoe store.
+Wants to know if you think the business would pay. Says he's heard
+of the boom along this coast, and wants to get in on the ground
+floor."
+
+In spite of the heat and his bad temper, Johnny's hammock swayed
+with his laughter. Keogh laughed too; and the pet monkey on the top
+shelf of the bookcase chattered in shrill sympathy with the ironical
+reception of the letter from Dalesburg.
+
+"Great bunions!" exclaimed the consul. "Shoe store! What'll they ask
+about next, I wonder? Overcoat factory, I reckon. Say, Billy--of our
+3,000 citizens, how many do you suppose ever had on a pair of shoes?"
+
+Keogh reflected judicially.
+
+"Let's see--there's you and me and--"
+
+"Not me," said Johnny, promptly and incorrectly, holding up a foot
+encased in a disreputable deerskin ~zapato~. "I haven't been a victim
+to shoes in months."
+
+"But you've got 'em, though," went on Keogh. "And there's Goodwin
+and Blanchard and Geddie and old Lutz and Doc Gregg and that Italian
+that's agent for the banana company, and there's old Delgado--no; he
+wears sandals. And, oh, yes; there's Madama Ortiz, 'what kapes the
+hotel'--she had on a pair of red kid slippers at the ~baile~ the other
+night. And Miss Pasa, her daughter, that went to school in the States
+--she brought back some civilized notions in the way of footgear. And
+there's the ~comandante's~ sister that dresses up her feet on feast-
+days--and Mrs. Geddie, who wears a two with a Castilian instep--and
+that's about all the ladies. Let's see--don't some of the soldiers at
+the ~cuartel~--no: that's so; they're allowed shoes only when on the
+march. In barracks they turn their little toeses out to grass."
+
+"'Bout right," agreed the consul. "Not over twenty out of the three
+thousand ever felt leather on their walking arrangements. Oh, yes;
+Coralio is just the town for an enterprising shoe store--that doesn't
+want to part with its goods. Wonder if old Patterson is trying to
+jolly me! He always was full of things he called jokes. Write him
+a letter, Billy. I'll dictate it. We'll jolly him back a few."
+
+Keogh dipped his pen, and wrote at Johnny's dictation. With many
+pauses, filled in with smoke and sundry travellings of the bottle
+and glasses, the following reply to the Dalesburg communication was
+perpetrated:
+
+ MR. OBADIAH PATTERSON,
+ Dalesburg, Ala.
+
+ ~Dear Sir~: in reply to your favor of July 2d. I have the honor
+ to inform you that, according to my opinion, there is no place on
+ the habitable globe that presents to the eye stronger evidence of
+ the need of a first-class shoe store than does the town of Coralio.
+ There are 3,000 inhabitants in the place, and not a single shoe
+ store! The situation speaks for itself. This coast is rapidly
+ becoming the goal of enterprising business men, but the shoe
+ business is one that has been sadly overlooked or neglected.
+ In fact, there are a considerable number of our citizens actually
+ without shoes at present.
+
+ Besides the want above mentioned, there is also a crying need
+ for a brewery, a college of higher mathematics, a coal yard, and a
+ clean and intellectual Punch and Judy show. I have the honor to be,
+
+ Your Obt. Servant,
+ ~John De Graffenreid Atwood~,
+ U.S. CONSUL AT CORALIO.
+
+ P.S.--Hello! Uncle Obadiah. How's the old burg racking along?
+ What would the government do without you and me? Look out for
+ a green-headed parrot and a bunch of bananas soon, from your old
+ friend
+
+ ~Johnny~,
+
+
+"I throw in that postscript," explained the consul, "so Uncle Obadiah
+won't take offense at the official tone of the letter! Now, Billy,
+you get that correspondence fixed up, and send Pancho to the post-
+office with it. The ~Ariadne~ takes the mail out tomorrow if they
+make up that load of fruit today."
+
+The night programme in Coralio never varied. The recreations of
+the people were soporific and flat. They wandered about, barefoot
+and aimless, speaking lowly and smoking cigar or cigarette. Looking
+down on the dimly lighted ways one seemed to see a threading maze
+of brunette ghosts tangled with a procession of insane fireflies.
+In some houses the thrumming of lugubrious guitars added to
+the depression of the ~triste~ night. Giant tree-frogs rattled in
+the foliage as loudly as the end man's "bones" in a minstrel troupe.
+By nine o'clock the streets were almost deserted.
+
+Not at the consulate was there often a change of bill. Keogh would
+come there nightly, for Coralio's one cool place was the little porch
+of that official residence. The brandy would be kept moving; and
+before midnight sentiment would begin to stir in the heart of the
+self-exiled consul. Then he would relate to Keogh the story of his
+ended romance. Each night Keogh would listen patiently to the tale,
+and be ready with untiring sympathy.
+
+"But don't you think for a minute"--thus Johnny would always conclude
+his woeful narrative--"that I'm grieving about that girl, Billy. I've
+forgotten her. She never enters my mind. If she were to enter that
+door right now, my pulse wouldn't gain a beat. That's all over long
+ago."
+
+"Don't I know it?" Keogh would answer. "Of course you've forgotten
+her. Proper thing to do. Wasn't quite 0. K. of her to listen to the
+knocks that--er--Dink Pawson kept giving you."
+
+"Pink Dawson!"--a word of contempt would be in Johnny's tones--"Poor
+white trash! That's what he was. Had five hundred acres of farming
+land, though; and that counted. Maybe I'll have a chance to get back
+at him some day. The Dawsons weren't anybody. Everybody in Alabama
+knows the Atwoods. Say, Billy--did you know my mother was a
+De Graffenreid?"
+
+"Why, no," Keogh would say; "is that so?" He had heard it some three
+hundred times.
+
+"Fact. The De Graffenreids of Hancock County. But I never think
+of that girl any more, do I, Billy?"
+
+"Not for a minute, my boy," would be the last sounds heard by
+the conqueror of Cupid.
+
+At this point Johnny would fall into a gentle slumber, and Keogh would
+saunter out to his own shack under the calabash tree at the edge of
+the plaza.
+
+In a day or two the letter from the Dalesburg postmaster and its
+answer had been forgotten by the Coralio exiles. But on the 26th day
+of July the fruit of the reply appeared upon the tree of events.
+
+The ~Andador~, a fruit steamer that visited Coralio regularly, drew
+into the offing and anchored. The beach was lined with spectators
+while the quarantine doctor and the custom-house crew rowed out to
+attend to their duties.
+
+An hour later Billy Keogh lounged into the consulate, clean and cool
+in his linen clothes, and grinning like a pleased shark. "Guess
+what?" he said to Johnny, lounging in his hammock.
+
+"Too hot to guess," said Johnny, lazily.
+
+"Your shoe-store man's come," said Keogh, rolling the sweet morsel on
+his tongue, "with a stock of goods big enough to supply the continent
+as far down as Tierra del Fuego. They're carting his cases over to
+the custom-house now. Six barges full they brought ashore and have
+paddled back for the rest. Oh, ye saints in glory! won't there be
+regalements in the air when he gets onto the joke and has an interview
+with Mr. Consul? It'll be worth nine years in the tropics just to
+witness that one joyful moment."
+
+Keogh loved to take his mirth easily. He selected a clean place
+on the matting and lay upon the floor. The walls shook with his
+enjoyment. Johnny turned half over and blinked.
+
+"Didn't tell me," he said, "that anybody was fool enough to take
+that letter seriously."
+
+"Four-thousand-dollar stock of goods!" gasped Keogh, in ecstasy.
+"Talk about coals to Newcastle! Why didn't he take a ship-load of
+palm-leaf fans to Spitzenbergen while he was about it? Saw the old
+codger on the beach. You ought to have been there when he put on
+his specs and squinted at the five hundred or so barefooted citizens
+standing around."
+
+"Are you telling the truth, Billy?" asked the consul, weakly.
+
+"Am I? You ought to see the buncoed gentleman's daughter he brought
+along. Looks! She makes the brick-dust senoritas here look like
+tar-babies."
+
+"Go on," said Johnny, "if you can stop that asinine giggling. I hate
+to see a grown man make a laughing hyena of himself."
+
+"Name is Hemstetter," went on Keogh. "He's a--Hello! what's the matter
+now?"
+
+Johnny's moccasined feet struck the floor with a thud as he wriggled
+out of his hammock.
+
+"Get up, you idiot," he said, sternly, "or I'll brain you with this
+inkstand. That's Rosine and her father. Gad! what a drivelling idiot
+old Patterson is! Get up, here, Billy Keogh, and help me. What the
+devil are we going to do? Has all the world gone crazy?"
+
+Keogh rose and dusted himself. He managed to regain a decorous
+demeanor.
+
+"Situation has got to be met, Johnny," he said, with some success
+at seriousness. "I didn't think about its being your girl until you
+spoke. First thing to do is to get them comfortable quarters. You
+go down and face the music, and I'll trot out to Goodwin's and see
+if Mrs. Goodwin won't take them in. They've got the decentest house
+in town."
+
+"Bless you, Billy!" said the consul. "I knew you wouldn't desert me.
+The world's bound to come to an end, but maybe we can stave it off for
+a day or two."
+
+Keogh hoisted his umbrella and set out for Goodwin's house. Johnny
+put on his coat and hat. He picked up the brandy bottle, but set it
+down again without drinking, and marched bravely down to the beach.
+
+In the shade of the custom-house walls he found Mr. Hemstetter
+and Rosine surrounded by a mass of gaping citizens. The customs
+officers were ducking and scraping, while the captain of the Andador
+interpreted the business of the new arrivals. Rosine looked healthy
+and very much alive. She was gazing at the strange scenes around her
+with amused interest. There was a faint blush upon her round cheek
+as she greeted her old admirer. Mr. Hemstetter shook hands with
+Johnny in a very friendly way. He was an oldish, impractical man
+--one of that numerous class of erratic business men who are forever
+dissatisfied, and seeking a change.
+
+"I am very glad to see you, John--may I call you John?" he said.
+"Let me thank you for your prompt answer to our postmaster's letter
+of inquiry. He volunteered to write to you on my behalf. I was
+looking about for something different in the way of a business
+in which the profits would be greater. I had noticed in the papers
+that this coast was receiving much attention from investors. I am
+extremely grateful for your advice to come. I sold out everything
+that I possess, and invested the proceeds in as fine a stock of shoes
+as could be bought in the North. You have a picturesque town here,
+John. I hope business will be as good as your letter justifies me
+in expecting."
+
+Johnny's agony was abbreviated by the arrival of Keogh, who hurried up
+with the news that Mrs. Goodwin would be much pleased to place rooms
+at the disposal of Mr. Hemstetter and his daughter. So there Mr.
+Hemstetter and Rosine were at once conducted and left to recuperate
+from the fatigue of the voyage, while Johnny went down to see that
+the cases of shoes were safely stored in the customs warehouse pending
+their examination by the officials. Keogh, grinning like a shark,
+skirmished about to find Goodwin, to instruct him not to expose to
+Mr. Hemstetter the true state of Coralio as a shoe market until Johnny
+had been given a chance to redeem the situation, if such a thing were
+possible.
+
+That night the consul and Keogh held a desperate consultation on
+the breezy porch of the consulate.
+
+Send em back home," began Keogh, reading Johnny's thoughts.
+
+"I would," said Johnny, after a little silence; "but I've been lying
+to you, Billy."
+
+"All right about that," said Keogh, affably.
+
+"I've told you hundreds of times," said Johnny, slowly, "that I had
+forgotten that girl, haven't I?"
+
+"About three hundred and seventy-five," admitted the monument
+of patience.
+
+"I lied," repeated the consul, "every time. I never forgot her for
+one moment. I was an obstinate ass for running away just because she
+said 'No' once. And I was too proud a fool to go back. I talked with
+Rosine a few minutes this evening up at Goodwin's. I found out one
+thing. You remember that farmer fellow who was always after her?"
+
+"Dink Pawson?" asked Keogh.
+
+"Pink Dawson. Well, he wasn't a hill of beans to her. She says she
+didn't believe a word of the things be told her about me. But I'm
+sewed up now, Billy. That tomfool letter we sent ruined whatever
+chance I had left. She'll despise me when she finds out that her
+old father has been made the victim of a joke that a decent schoolboy
+wouldn't have been guilty of. Shoes! Why he couldn't sell twenty
+pairs of shoes in Coralio if he kept store here for twenty years. You
+put a pair of shoes on one of these Caribs or Spanish brown boys and
+what'd he do? Stand on his head and squeal until he'd kicked 'em off.
+None of 'em ever wore shoes and they never will. If I send 'em back
+home I'll have to tell the whole story, and what'll she think of me?
+I want that girl worse than ever, Billy, and now when she's in reach
+I've lost her forever because I tried to be funny when the thermometer
+was at 102."
+
+"Keep cheerful," said the optimistic Keogh. "And let 'em open
+the store. I've been busy myself this afternoon. We can stir up a
+temporary boom in foot-gear anyhow. I'll buy six pairs when the doors
+open. I've been around and seen all the fellows and explained the
+catastrophe. They'll all buy shoes like they was centipedes. Frank
+Goodwin will take cases of 'em. The Geddies want about eleven pairs
+between 'em. Clancy is going to invest the savings of weeks, and even
+old Doc Gregg wants three pairs of alligator-hide slippers if they've
+got any tens. Blanchard got a look at Miss Hemstetter; and as he's
+a Frenchman, no less than a dozen pairs will do for him."
+
+"A dozen customers," said Johnny, "for a $4,000 stock of shoes!
+It won't work. There's a big problem here to figure out. You go
+home, Billy, and leave me alone. I've got to work at it all by
+myself. Take that bottle of Three-star along with you--no, sir;
+not another ounce of booze for the United States consul. I'll sit
+here tonight and pull out the think stop. If there's a soft place
+on this proposition anywhere I'll land on it. If there isn't
+there'll be another wreck to the credit of the gorgeous tropics."
+
+Keogh left, feeling that he could be of no use. Johnny laid a handful
+of cigars on a table and stretched himself in a steamer chair. When
+the sudden daylight broke, silvering the harbor ripples, he was still
+sitting there. Then he got up, whistling a little tune, and took his
+bath.
+
+At nine o'clock he walked down to the dingy little cable office and
+hung for half an hour over a blank. The result of his application was
+the following message, which he signed and had transmitted at a cost
+of $33:
+
+ TO PINKNEY DAWSON,
+ Dalesburg, Ala.
+
+ Draft for $100 comes to you next mail. Ship me immediately 500
+ pounds stiff, dry cockleburrs. New use here in arts. Market price
+ twenty cents pound. Further orders likely. Rush.
+
+
+
+XIII
+
+Ships
+
+Within a week a suitable building had been secured in the Calle
+Grande, and Mr. Hemstetter's stock of shoes arranged upon their
+shelves. The rent of the store was moderate; and the stock made
+a fine showing of neat white boxes, attractively displayed.
+
+Johnny's friends stood by him loyally. On the first day Keogh
+strolled into the store in a casual kind of way about once every hour,
+and bought shoes. After he had purchased a pair each of extension
+soles, congress gaiters, button kids, low-quartered calfs, dancing
+pumps, rubber boots, tans of various hues, tennis shoes and flowered
+slippers, he sought out Johnny to be prompted as to the names of other
+kinds that he might inquire for. The other English-speaking residents
+also played their parts nobly by buying often and liberally. Keogh
+was grand marshal, and made them distribute their patronage, thus
+keeping up a fair run of custom for several days.
+
+Mr. Hemstetter was gratified by the amount of business done thus far;
+but expressed surprise that the natives were so backward with their
+custom.
+
+"Oh, they're awfully shy," explained Johnny, as he wiped his forehead
+nervously. "They'll get the habit pretty soon. They'll come with
+a rush when they do come."
+
+One afternoon Keogh dropped into the consul's office, chewing an
+unlighted cigar thoughtfully.
+
+"Got anything up your sleeve?" he inquired of Johnny. "If you have
+it's about time to show it. If you can borrow some gent's hat in
+the audience, and make a lot of customers for an idle stock of shoes
+come out of it you'd better spiel. The boys have all laid in enough
+footwear to last 'em ten years; and there's nothing doing in the shoe
+store but dolcy far nienty. I just came by there. Your venerable
+victim was standing in the door, gazing through his specs at the bare
+toes passing by his emporium. The natives here have got the true
+artistic temperament. Me and Clancy took eighteen tintypes this
+morning in two hours. There's been but one pair of shoes sold all
+day. Blanchard went in and bought a pair of furlined house-slippers
+because he thought he saw Miss Hemstetter go into the store. I saw
+him throw the slippers into the lagoon afterwards."
+
+"There's a Mobile fruit steamer coming in tomorrow or next day," said
+Johnny. We can't do anything until then."
+
+"What are you going to do--try to create a demand?"
+
+"Political economy isn't your strong point," said the consul,
+impudently. "You can't create a demand. But you can create
+a necessity for a demand. That's what I am going to do."
+
+Two weeks after the consul sent his cable, a fruit steamer brought
+him a huge, mysterious brown bale of some unknown commodity. Johnny's
+influence with the custom-house people was sufficiently strong for
+him to get the goods turned over to him without the usual inspection.
+He had the bale taken to the consulate and snugly stowed in the back
+room. That night he ripped open a corner of it and took out a handful
+of the cockleburrs. He examined them with the care with which a
+warrior examines his arms before he goes forth to battle for his
+lady-love and life. The burrs were the ripe August product, as hard
+as filberts, and bristling with spines as tough and sharp as needles.
+Johnny whistled softly a little tune, and went out to find Billy
+Keogh.
+
+Later in the night, when Coralio was steeped in slumber, he and Billy
+went forth into the deserted streets with their coats bulging like
+balloons. All up and down the Calle Grande they went, sowing the
+sharp burrs carefully in the sand, along the narrow sidewalks, in
+every foot of grass between the silent houses. And then they took
+the side streets and byways, missing none. No place where the foot of
+man, woman or child might fall was slighted. Many trips they made to
+and from the prickly hoard. And then, nearly at the dawn, they laid
+themselves down to rest calmly, as great generals do after planning
+a victory according to the revised tactics, and slept, knowing that
+they had sowed with the accuracy of Satan sowing tares and the
+perseverance of Paul planting.
+
+With the rising sun came the purveyors of fruits and meats, and
+arranged their wares in and around the little market-house. At
+one end of the town near the seashore the market-house stood; and
+the sowing of the burrs had not been carried that far. The dealers
+waited long past the hour when their sales usually began. None
+came to buy. "!Que hay?~" they began to exclaim, one to another.
+At their accustomed time, from every 'dobe and palm hut and grass-
+thatched shack and dim ~patio~ glided women--black women, brown
+women, lemon-colored women, women dun and yellow and tawny. They
+were the marketers starting to purchase the family supply of cassava,
+plantains, meat, fowls, and tortillas. Decollete they were and
+bare-armed and bare-footed, with a single skirt reaching below
+the knee. Stolid and ox-eyed, they stepped from their doorways
+into the narrow paths or upon the soft grass of the streets.
+
+The first to emerge uttered ambiguous squeals, and raised one foot
+quickly. Another step and they sat down, with shrill cries of alarm,
+to pick at the new and painful insects that had stung them upon the
+feet. "~Que picadores diablos!~" they screeched to one another across
+the narrow ways. Some tried the grass instead of the paths, but there
+they were also stung and bitten by the strange little prickly balls.
+They plumped down in the grass, and added their lamentations to those
+of their sisters in the sandy paths. All through the town was heard
+the plaint of the feminine jabber. The venders in the market still
+wondered why no customers came.
+
+Then men, lords of the earth, came forth. They, too, began to hop,
+to dance, to limp, and to curse. They stood stranded and foolish,
+or stopped to pluck at the scourge that attacked their feet and
+ankles. Some loudly proclaimed the pest to be poisonous spiders
+of an unknown species.
+
+And then the children ran out for their morning romp. And now to
+the uproar was added the howls of limping infants and cockleburred
+childhood. Every minute the advancing day brought forth fresh
+victims.
+
+Dona Maria Castillas y Buenventura de las Casas stepped from her
+honored doorway, as was her daily custom, to procure fresh bread
+from the ~panaderia~ across the street. She was clad in a skirt of
+flowered, yellow satin, a chemise of ruffled linen, and wore a purple
+mantilla from the looms of Spain. Her lemon-tinted feet, alas! were
+bare. Her progress was majestic, for were not her ancestors hidalgos
+of Aragon? Three steps she made across the velvety grass, and set
+her aristocratic sole upon a bunch of Johnny's burrs. Dona Maria
+Castillas y Buenventura de las Casas emitted a yowl even as a
+wild-cat. Turning about, she fell upon hands and knees, and crawled
+--ay, like a beast of the field she crawled back to her honorable
+door-sill.
+
+Don Senor Ildefonso Federico Valdazar, ~Juez de la Paz~, weighing
+twenty stone, attempted to convey his bulk to the ~pulperia~ at the
+corner of the plaza in order to assuage his matutinal thirst. The
+first plunge of his unshod foot into the cool grass struck a concealed
+mine. Don Ildefonso fell like a crumpled cathedral, crying out that
+he had been fatally bitten by a deadly scorpion. Everywhere were the
+shoeless citizens hopping, stumbling, limping, and picking from their
+feet the venomous insects that had come in a single night to harass
+them.
+
+The first to perceive the remedy was Esteban Delgado, the barber, a
+man of travel and education. Sitting upon a stone, he plucked burrs
+from his toes, and made oration:
+
+"Behold, my friends, these bugs of the devil! I know them well.
+They soar through the skies in swarms like pigeons. These are dead
+ones that fell during the night. In Yucatan I have seen them as large
+as oranges. Yes! There they hiss like serpents, and have wings like
+bats. It is the shoes--the shoes that one needs! ~Zapatos--zapatos
+para mi!~"
+
+Esteban hobbled to Mr. Hemstetter's store, and bought shoes. Coming
+out, he swaggered down the street with impunity, reviling loudly the
+bugs of the devil. The suffering ones sat up or stood upon one foot
+and beheld the immune barber. Men, women and children took up the
+cry: "~Zapatos! zapatos!~"
+
+The necessity for the demand had been created. The demand followed.
+That day Mr. Hemstetter sold three hundred pairs of shoes.
+
+"It is really surprising," he said to Johnny, who came up in the
+evening to help him straighten out the stock, "how trade is picking
+up. Yesterday I made but three sales."
+
+"I told you they'd whoop things up when they got started," said the
+consul.
+
+"I think I shall order a dozen more cases of goods, to keep the stock
+up," said Mr. Hemstetter, beaming through his spectacles.
+
+"I wouldn't send in any orders yet," advised Johnny. "Wait till you
+see how the trade holds up."
+
+Each night Johnny and Keogh sowed the crop that grew dollars by day.
+At the end of ten days two-thirds of the stock of shoes had been
+sold; and the stock of cockleburrs was exhausted. Johnny cabled
+to Pink Dawson for another 500 pounds, paying twenty cents per pound
+as before. Mr. Hemstetter carefully made up an order for $1500 worth
+of shoes from Northern firms. Johnny hung about the store until this
+order was ready for the mail, and succeeded in destroying it before
+it reached the postoffice.
+
+That night he took Rosine under the mango tree by Godwin's porch,
+and confessed everything. She looked him in the eye, and said: "You
+are a very wicked man. Father and I will go back home. You say it
+was a joke? I think it is a very serious matter."
+
+But at the end of half an hour's argument the conversation had been
+turned upon a different subject. The two were considering the
+respective merits of pale blue and pink wall-paper with which the old
+colonial mansion of the Atwoods in Dalesburg was to be decorated after
+the wedding.
+
+On the next morning Johnny confessed to Mr. Hemstetter. The shoe
+merchant put on his spectacles, and said through them: "You strike me
+as being a most extraordinary young scamp. If I had not managed this
+enterprise with good business judgment my entire stock of goods might
+have been a complete loss. Now, how do you propose to dispose of the
+rest of it?"
+
+When the second invoice of cockleburrs arrived Johnny loaded them and
+the remainder of the shoes into schooner, and sailed down the coast
+to Alazan. There, in the same dark and diabolical manner, he repeated
+his success: and came back with a bag of money and not so much as
+a shoestring.
+
+And then he besought his great Uncle of the waving goatee and starred
+vest to accept his resignation, for the lotus no longer lured him.
+He hankered for the spinach and cress of Dalesburg.
+
+The services of Mr. William Terence Keogh as acting consul, pro term.,
+were suggested and accepted, and Johnny sailed with the Hemstetters
+back to his native shores.
+
+Keogh slipped into the sinecure of the American consulship with
+the ease that never left him even in such high places. The tintype
+establishment was soon to become a thing of the past, although its
+deadly work along the peaceful and helpless Spanish Main was never
+effaced. The restless partners were about to be off again, scouting
+ahead of the slow ranks of Fortune. But now they would take different
+ways. There were rumors of a promising uprising in Peru; and thither
+the martial Clancy would turn his adventurous steps. As for Keogh,
+he was figuring in his mind and on quires of Government letter-heads
+a scheme that dwarfed the art of misrepresenting the human countenance
+upon tin.
+
+"What suits me," Keogh used to say, "in the way of a business
+proposition is something diversified that looks like a longer shot
+than it is--something in the way of a genteel graft that isn't worked
+enough for the correspondence schools to be teaching it by mail.
+I take the long end; but I like to have at least as good a chance to
+win as a man learning to play poker on an ocean steamer, or running
+for governor of Texas on the Republican ticket. And when I cash in
+my winnings I don't want to find any widows' and orphans' chips in
+my stack."
+
+The grass-grown globe was the green table on which Keogh gambled.
+The games he played were of his own invention. He was no grubber
+after the diffident dollar. Nor did he care to follow it with horn
+and hounds. Rather he loved to coax it with egregious and brilliant
+flies from its habitat in the waters of strange streams. Yet Keogh
+was a business man; and his schemes, in spite of their singularity,
+were as solidly set as the plans of a building contractor. In
+Arthur's time Sir William Keogh would have been a Knight of the Round
+Table. In these modern days he rides abroad, seeking the Graft
+instead of the Grail.
+
+Three days after Johnny's departure, two small schooners appeared
+off Coralio. After some delay a boat put off from one of them, and
+brought a sunburned young man ashore. This young man had a shrewd
+and calculating eye; and he gazed with amazement at the strange things
+that he saw. He found on the beach some one who directed him to the
+consul's office; and thither he made his way at a nervous gait.
+
+Keogh was sprawled in the official chair, drawing caricatures
+of his Uncle's head on an official pad of paper. He looked up
+at his visitor.
+
+"Where's Johnny Atwood?" inquired the sunburned young man, in
+a business tone.
+
+"Gone," said Keogh, working carefully at Uncle Sam's necktie.
+
+"That's just like him," remarked the nut-brown one, leaning against
+the table. "He always was a fellow to gallivant around instead of
+'tending to business. Will he be in soon?"
+
+"Don't think so," said Keogh, after a fair amount of deliberation.
+"I s'pose he's out at some of his tomfoolery," conjectured the
+visitor, in a tone of virtuous conviction. "Johnny never would stick
+to anything long enough to succeed. I wonder how he manages to run
+his business here, and never be 'round to look after it."
+
+"I'm looking after the business just now," admitted the pro term.
+consul.
+
+"Are you--then, say--where's the factory?"
+
+"What factory?" asked Keogh, with a mildly polite interest.
+
+"Why, the factory where they use them cockleburrs. Lord knows what
+they use 'em for, anyway! I've got the basements of both them ships
+out there loaded with 'em. I'll give you a bargain in this lot.
+I've had every man, woman and child around Dalesburg that wasn't
+busy pickin' 'em for a month. I hired these ships to bring 'em over.
+Everybody thought I was crazy. Now, you can have this lot for fifteen
+cents a pound, delivered on land. And if you want more I guess old
+Alabam' can come up to the demand. Johnny told me when he left home
+that if he struck anything down here that there was any money in he'd
+let me in on it. Shall I drive the ships in and hitch?"
+
+A look of supreme, almost incredulous, delight dawned in Keogh's
+ruddy countenance. He dropped his pencil. His eyes turned upon
+the sunburned young man with joy in them mingled with fear lest
+his ecstasy should prove a dream.
+
+"For God's sake tell me," said Keogh, earnestly, "are you Dink
+Pawson?"
+
+"My name is Pinkney Dawson," said the cornerer of the cockleburr
+market.
+
+Billy Keogh slid rapturously and gently from his chair to his favorite
+strip of matting on the floor.
+
+There were not many sounds in Coralio on that sultry afternoon. Among
+those that were may be mentioned a noise of enraptured and unrighteous
+laughter from a prostrate Irish-American, while a sunburned young man,
+with a shrewd eye, looked on him with wonder and amazement. Also the
+"tramp, tramp, tramp" of many well-shod feet in the streets outside.
+Also the lonesome wash of the waves that beat along the historic
+shores of the Spanish Main.
+
+
+
+XIV
+
+Masters of Arts
+
+A two-inch stub of a blue pencil was the wand with which Keogh
+performed the preliminary acts of his magic. So, with this he covered
+paper with diagrams and figures while he waited for the United States
+of America to send down to Coralio a successor to Atwood, resigned.
+
+The new scheme that his mind had conceived, his stout heart indorsed,
+and his blue pencil corroborated, was laid around the characteristics
+and human frailties of the new president ofAnchuria. These
+characteristics, and the situation out of which Keogh hoped to wrest
+a golden tribute, deserve chronicling contributive to the clear order
+of events.
+
+President Losada--many called him Dictator--was a man whose genius
+would have made him conspicuous even among Anglo-Saxons, had not
+that genius been intermixed with other traits that were petty and
+subversive. He had some of the lofty patriotism of Washington (the
+man he most admired), the force of Napoleon, and much of the wisdom
+of the sages. These characteristics might have justified him the
+assumption of the title of "The Illustrious Liberator," had they not
+been accompanied by a stupendous and amazing vanity that kept him
+in the less worthy ranks of the dictators.
+
+Yet he did his country great service. With a mighty grasp he shook
+it nearly free from the shackles of ignorance and sloth and the vermin
+that fed upon it, and all but made it a power in the council of
+nations. He established schools and hospitals, built roads, bridges,
+railroads and palaces, and bestowed generous subsidies upon the arts
+and sciences. He was the absolute despot and the idol of his people.
+The wealth of the country poured into his hands. Other presidents had
+been rapacious without reason. Losada amassed enormous wealth, but
+his people had their share of the benefits.
+
+The joint in his armor was his insatiate passion for monuments and
+tokens commemorating his glory. In every town he caused to be erected
+statues of himself bearing legends in praise of his greatness. In
+the walls of every public edifice, tablets were fixed reciting his
+splendor and the gratitude of his subjects. His statuettes and
+portraits were scattered throughout the land in every house and hut.
+One of the sycophants in his court painted him as St. John, with a
+halo and a train of attendants in full uniform. Losada saw nothing
+incongruous in this picture, and had it hung in a church in the
+capital. He ordered from a French sculptor a marble group including
+himself with Napoleon, Alexander the Great, and one or two others whom
+he deemed worthy of the honor.
+
+He ransacked Europe for decorations, employing policy, money and
+intrigue to cajole the orders he coveted from kings and rulers.
+On state occasions his breast was covered from shoulder to shoulder
+with crosses, stars, golden roses, medals and ribbons. It was said
+that the man who could contrive for him a new decoration, or invent
+some new method of extolling his greatness, might plunge a hand deep
+into the treasury.
+
+This was the man upon whom Billy Keogh had his eye. The gentle
+buccaneer had observed the rain of favors that fell upon those who
+ministered to the president's vanities, and he did not deem it his
+duty to hoist his umbrella against the scattering drops of liquid
+fortune.
+
+In a few weeks the new consul arrived, releasing Keogh from his
+temporary duties. He was a young man fresh from college, who lived
+for botany alone. The consulate at Coralio gave him the opportunity
+to study tropical flora. He wore smoked glasses, and carried a green
+umbrella. He filled the cool, back porch of the consulate with
+plants and specimens so that space for a bottle and chair was not
+to be found. Keogh gazed on him sadly, but without rancor, and began
+to pack his gripsack. For his new plot against stagnation along the
+Spanish Main required of him a voyage overseas.
+
+Soon came the ~Karlsefin~ again--she of the trampish habits--gleaning
+a cargo of coconuts for a speculative descent upon the New York
+market. Keogh was booked for a passage on the return trip.
+
+"Yes, I'm going to New York," he explained to the group of his
+countrymen that had gathered on the beach to see him off. "But
+I'll be back before you miss me. I've undertaken the art education
+of this piebald country, and I'm not the man to desert it while it's
+in the early throes of tintypes."
+
+With this mysterious declaration of his intentions Keogh boarded
+the ~Karlsefin~.
+
+Ten days later, shivering, with the collar of his thin coat turned
+high, he burst into the studio of Carolus White at the top of a tall
+building in Tenth Street, New York City.
+
+Carolus White was smoking a cigarette and frying sausages over an oil
+stove. He was only twenty-three, and had noble theories about art.
+
+"Billy Knight!" exclaimed White, extending the hand that was not
+busy with the frying pan. "From what part of the uncivilized world,
+I wonder!"
+
+"Hello, Carry," said Keogh, dragging forward a stool, and holding
+his fingers close to the stove. "I'm glad I found you so soon. I've
+been looking for you all day in the directories and art galleries.
+The free-lunch man on the corner told me where you were, quick.
+I was sure you'd be painting pictures yet."
+
+Keogh glanced about the studio with the shrewd eye of a connoisseur
+in business.
+
+"Yes, you can do it," he declared, with many gentle nods of his head.
+"That big one in the corner with the angels and greeh clouds and
+band-wagon is just the sort of thing we want. What would you call
+that, Carry--scene from Coney Island, ain't it?"
+
+'That," said White, "I had intended to call The Translation of
+Elijah,' but you may be nearer right than I am."
+
+"Name doesn't matter," said Keogh, largely; "it's the frame and
+the varieties of paint that does the trick. Now, I can tell you in
+a minute what I want. I've come on a little voyage of two thousand
+miles to take you in with me on a scheme. I thought of you as soon
+as the scheme showed itself to me. How would you like to go back
+with me and paint a picture? Ninety days for the trip, and five
+thousand dollars for the job."
+
+"Cereal food or hair-tonic posters?" asked White.
+
+"It isn't an ad."
+
+"What kind of a picture is it to be?"
+
+"It's a long story," said Keogh.
+
+"Go ahead with it. If you don't mind, while you talk I'll just keep
+my eye on these sausages. Let 'em get one shade deeper than a Vandyke
+brown and you spoil 'em."
+
+Keogh explained his project. They were to return to Coralio, where
+White was to pose as a distinguished American portrait painter who
+was touring in the tropics as a relaxation from his arduous and
+remunerative professional labors. It was not an unreasonable hope,
+even to those who trod in the beaten paths of business, that an artist
+with so much prestige might secure a commission to perpetuate upon
+canvas the lineaments of the president, and secure a share of the
+~pesos~ that were raining upon the caterers to his weaknesses.
+
+Keogh had set his price at ten thousand dollars. Artists had been
+paid more for portraits. He and White were to share the expenses of
+the trip, and divide the possible profits. Thus he laid the scheme
+before White, whom he had known in the West before one declared for
+Art and the other became a Bedouin.
+
+Before long the two machinators abandoned the rigor of the bare studio
+for a snug corner of a cafe. There they sat far into the night, with
+old envelopes and Keogh's stub of blue pencil between them.
+
+At twelve o'clock White doubled up in his chair, with his chin on
+his fist, and shut his eyes at the unbeautiful wall-paper.
+
+"I'll go you, Billy," he said, in the quiet tones of decision. "I've
+got two or three hundred saved up for sausages and rent; and I'll take
+the chance with you. Five thousand! It will give me two years in
+Paris and one in Italy. I'll begin to pack tomorrow."
+
+"You'll begin in ten minutes," said Keogh. "It's to-morrow now. The
+~Karlsefin~ starts back at four P.M. Come on to your painting shop,
+and I'll help you."
+
+For five months in the year Coralio is the Newport of Anchuria.
+Then only does the town possess life. From November to March it is
+practically the seat of government. The president with his official
+family sojourns there; and society follows him. The pleasure-loving
+people make the season one long holiday of amusement and rejoicing.
+~Fiestas~, balls, games, sea bathing, processions and small theatres
+contribute to their enjoyment. The famous Swiss band from the capital
+plays in the little plaza every evening, while the fourteen carriages
+and vehicles in the town circle in funereal but complacent procession.
+Indians from the interior mountains, looking like pre-historic stone
+idols, come down to peddle their handiwork in the streets. The people
+throng the narrow ways, a chattering, happy, careless stream of
+buoyant humanity. Preposterous children rigged out with the
+shortest of ballet skirts and gilt wings, howl, underfoot, among the
+effervescent crowds. Especially is the arrival of the presidential
+party, at the opening of the season, attended with pomp, show and
+patriotic demonstrations of enthusiasm and delight.
+
+When Keogh and White reached their destination, on the return trip
+of the ~Karlsefin~, the gay winter season was well begun. As they
+stepped upon the beach they could hear the band playing in the plaza.
+The village maidens, with fireflies already fixed in their dark locks,
+were gliding, barefoot and coy-eyed, along the paths. Dandies in
+white linen, swinging their canes, were beginning their seductive
+strolls. The air was full of human essence, of artificial enticement,
+of coquetry, indolence, pleasure--the man-made sense of existence.
+
+The first two or three days after their arrival were spent in
+preliminaries. Keogh escorted the artist about town, introducing
+him to the little circle of English-speaking residents and pulling
+whatever wires he could to effect the spreading of White's fame as
+a painter. And then Keogh planned a more spectacular demonstration
+of the idea he wished to keep before the public.
+
+He and White engaged rooms in the Hotel de los Extranjeros. The two
+were clad in new suits of immaculate duck, with American straw hats,
+and carried canes of remarkable uniqueness and inutility. Few
+caballeros in Coralio--even the gorgeously uniformed officers of the
+Anchurian army--were as conspicuous for ease and elegance of demeanor
+as Keogh and his friend, the great American painter, Senor White.
+
+White set up his easel on the beach and made striking sketches of the
+mountain and sea views. The native population formed at his rear in
+a vast, chattering semicircle to watch his work. Keogh, with his care
+for details, had arranged for himself a pose which he carried out with
+fidelity. His ro1e was that of friend to the great artist, a man of
+affairs and leisure. The visible emblem of his position was a pocket
+camera.
+
+"For branding the man who owns it," said he, "a genteel dilettante
+with a bank account and an easy conscience, a steam-yacht ain't in it
+with a camera. You see a man doing nothing but loafing around making
+snap-shots, and you know right away he reads up well in 'Bradstreet.'
+You notice these old millionaire boys--soon as they get through taking
+everything else in sight they go to taking photographs. People are
+more impressed by a kodak than they are by a title or a four-karat
+scarf-pin." So Keogh strolled blandly about Coralio, snapping the
+scenery and the shrinking senoritas, while White posed conspicuously
+in the higher regions of art.
+
+Two weeks after their arrival, the scheme began to bear fruit.
+An aide-de-camp of the president drove to the hotel in a dashing
+victoria. The president desired that Senor White come to the Casa
+Morena for an informal interview.
+
+Keogh gripped his pipe tightly between his teeth. "Not a cent
+less than ten thousand," he said to the artist--"remember the price.
+And in gold or its equivalent--don't let him stick you with this
+bargain-counter stuff they call money here."
+
+"Perhaps it isn't that he wants," said White.
+
+"Get out!" said Keogh, with splendid confidence. "I know what he
+wants. He wants his picture painted by the celebrated young American
+painter and filibuster now sojourning in his down-trodden country.
+Off you go."
+
+The victoria sped away with the artist. Keogh walked up and down,
+puffing great clouds of smoke from his pipe, and waited. In an hour
+the victoria swept again to the door of the hotel, deposited White,
+and vanished. The artist dashed up the stairs, three at a step.
+Keogh stopped smoking, and became a silent interrogation point.
+
+"Landed," exclaimed White, with his boyish face flushed with elation.
+"Billy, you are a wonder. He wants a picture. I'll tell you all
+about it. By Heavens! that dictator chap is a corker! He's a
+dictator clear down to his finger-ends. He's a kind of combination
+of Julius Caesar, Lucifer and Chauncey Depew done in sepia. Polite
+and grim--that's his way. The room I saw him in was about ten acres
+big, and looked like a Mississippi steamboat with its gilding and
+mirrors and white paint. He talks English better than I can ever
+hope to. The matter of the price came up. I mentioned ten thousand.
+I expected him to call the guard and have me taken out and shot.
+He didn't move an eyelash. He just waved one of his chestnut hands
+in a careless way, and said, 'Whatever you say.' I am to go back
+tomorrow and discuss with him the details of the picture."
+
+Keogh hung his head. Self-abasement was easy to read in his downcast
+countenance.
+
+"I'm failing, Carry," he said, sorrowfully. "I'm not fit to handle
+these man's-size schemes any longer. Peddling oranges in a push-cart
+is about the suitable graft for me. When I said ten thousand, I swear
+I thought I had sized up that brown man's limit to within two cents.
+He'd have melted down for fifteen thousand just as easy. Say--Carry--
+you'll see old man Keogh safe in some nice, quiet idiot asylum, won't
+you, if he makes a break like that again?"
+
+The Casa Morena, although only one story in height, was a building
+of brown stone, luxurious as a palace in its interior. It stood on
+a low hill in a walled garden of splendid tropical flora at the upper
+edge of Coralio. The next day the president's carriage came again
+for the artist. Keogh went out for a walk along the beach, where he
+and his "picture box" were now familiar sights. When he returned to
+the hotel White was sitting in a steamer-chair on the balcony.
+
+"Well," said Keogh, "did you and His Nibs decide on the kind of
+a chromo he wants?"
+
+White got up and walked back and forth on the balcony a few times.
+Then he stopped, and laughed strangely. His face was flushed, and
+his eyes were bright with a kind of angry amusement.
+
+"Look here, Billy," he said, somewhat roughly, "when you first came
+to me in my studio and mentioned a picture, I thought you wanted a
+Smashed Oats or a Hair Tonic poster painted on a range of mountains
+or the side of a continent. Well, either of those jobs would have
+been Art in its highest form compared to the one you've steered me
+against. I can't paint that picture, Billy. You've got to let me
+out. Let me try to tell you what that barbarian wants. He had it
+all planned out and even a sketch made of his idea. The old boy
+doesn't draw badly at all. But, ye goddesses of Art! listen to the
+monstrosity he expects me to paint. He wants himself in the center
+of the canvas, of course. He is to be painted as Jupiter sitting
+on Olympus, with the clouds at his feet. At one side of him stands
+George Washington, in full regimentals, with his hand on the
+president's shoulder. An angel with outstretched wings hovers
+overhead, and is placing a laurel wreath on the president's head,
+crowning him--Queen of the May, I suppose. In the background is
+to be cannon, more angels and soldiers. The man who would paint
+that picture would have to have the soul of a dog, and would deserve
+to go down into oblivion without even a tin can tied to his tail
+to sound his memory."
+
+Little beads of moisture crept out all over Billy Keogh's brow.
+The stub of his blue pencil had not figured out a contingency like
+this. The machinery of his plan had run with flattering smoothness
+until now. He dragged another chair upon the balcony, and got White
+back to his seat. He lit his pipe with apparent calm.
+
+"Now, sonny," he said, with gentle grimness, "you and me will have
+an Art to Art talk. You've got your art and I've got mine. Yours
+is the real Pierian stuff that turns up its nose at bock-beer signs
+and oleographs of the Old Mill. Mine's the art of Business.
+ This was my scheme, and it worked out like two-and-two. Paint
+that president man as Old King Cole, or Venus, or a landscape, or
+a fresco, or a bunch of lilies, or anything he thinks he looks like.
+But get the paint on the canvas and collect the spoils. You wouldn't
+throw me down, Carry, at this stage of the game. Think of that ten
+thousand."
+
+"I can't help thinking of it," said White, "and that's what hurts.
+I'm tempted to throw every ideal I ever had down in the mire, and
+steep my soul in infamy by painting that picture. That five thousand
+meant three years of foreign study to me, and I'd almost sell my soul
+for that. "
+
+"Now it ain't as bad as that," said Keogh, soothingly. "It's a
+business proposition. It's so much paint and time against money. I
+don't fall in with your idea that that picture would so everlastingly
+jolt the art side of the question. George Washington was all right,
+you know, and nobody could say a word against the angel. I don't
+think so bad of that group. If you was to give Jupiter a pair of
+epaulets and a sword, and kind of work the clouds around to look like
+a blackberry patch, it wouldn't make such a bad battle scene. Why,
+if we hadn't already settled on the price, he ought to pay an extra
+thousand for Washington, and the angel ought to raise it five
+hundred."
+
+"You don't understand, Billy," said White, with an uneasy laugh.
+"Some of us fellows who try to paint have big notions about Art.
+I wanted to paint a picture some day that people would stand before
+and forget that it was made of paint. I wanted it to creep into them
+like a bar of music and mushroom there like a soft bullet. And I
+wanted 'em to go away and ask, 'What else has he done?' And I didn't
+want 'em to find a thing; not a portrait nor a magazine cover nor an
+illustration nor a drawing of a girl--nothing but the picture. That's
+why I've lived on fried sausages, and tried to keep true to myself.
+I persuaded myself to do this portrait for the chance it might give me
+to study abroad. But this howling, screaming caricature! Good Lord!
+can't you see how it is?"
+
+"Sure," said Keogh, as tenderly as he would have spoken to a child,
+and he laid a long forefinger on White's knee. "I see. It's bad to
+have your art all slugged up like that. I know. You wanted to paint
+a big thing like the panorama of the battle of Gettysburg. But let me
+kalsomine you a little mental sketch to consider. Up to date we're
+out $385.50 on this scheme. Our capital took every cent both of us
+could raise. We've got about enough left to get back to New York on.
+I need my share of that ten thousand. I want to work a copper deal
+in Idaho, and make a hundred thousand. That's the business end of
+the thing. Come down off your art perch, Carry, and let's land that
+hatful of dollars."
+
+"Billy," said White, with an effort, "I'll try. I won't say I'll
+do it, but I'll try. I'll go at it, and put it through if I can."
+
+"That's business," said Keogh, heartily. "Good boy! Now, here's
+another thing--rush that picture--crowd it through as quick as you
+can. Get a couple of boys to help you mix the paint if necessary.
+I've picked up some pointers around town. The people here are
+beginning to get sick of Mr. President. They say he's been too free
+with concessions; and they accuse him of trying to make a dicker with
+England to sell out the country. We want that picture done and paid
+for before there's any row."
+
+In the great patio of Casa Morena, the president caused to be
+stretched a huge canvas. Under this White set up his temporary
+studio. For two hours each day the great man sat to him.
+
+White worked faithfully. But, as the work progressed, he had seasons
+of bitter scorn, of infinite self-contempt, of sullen gloom and
+sardonic gaiety. Keogh, with the patience of a great general,
+soothed, coaxed, argued--kept him at the picture.
+
+At the end of a month White announced that the picture was completed--
+Jupiter, Washington, angels, clouds, cannon and all. His face was
+pale and his mouth drawn straight when he told Keogh. He said the
+president was much pleased with it. It was to be hung in the National
+Gallery of Statesmen and Heroes. The artist had been requested to
+return to Casa Morena on the following day to receive payment. At
+the appointed time he left the hotel, silent under his friend's
+joyful talk of their success.
+
+An hour later he walked into the room where Keogh was waiting, threw
+his hat on the floor, and sat upon the table.
+
+"Billy," he said, in strained and laboring tones, "I've a little money
+out West in a small business that my brother is running. It's what
+I've been living on while I've been studying art. I'll draw out my
+share and pay you back what you've lost on this scheme."
+
+"Lost!" exclaimed Keogh, jumping up. "Didn't you get paid for
+the picture?"
+
+"Yes, I got paid," said White. "But just now there isn't any picture,
+and there isn't any pay. If you care to hear about it, here are the
+edifying details. The president and I were looking at the painting.
+His secretary brought a bank draft on New York for ten thousand
+dollars and handed it to me. The moment I touched it I went wild.
+I tore it into little pieces and threw them on the floor. A workman
+was repainting the pillars inside the ~patio~. A bucket of his paint
+happened to be convenient. I picked up his brush and slapped a quart
+of blue paint all over that ten-thousand-dollar nightmare. I bowed,
+and walked out. The president didn't move or speak. That was one
+time he was taken by surprise. It's tough on you, Billy, but I
+couldn't help it."
+
+There seemed to be excitement in Coralio. Outside there was
+a confused, rising murmur pierced by high-pitched cries. "~Bajo
+el traidor--Muerte el traidor!~" were the words they seemed
+to form.
+
+"Listen to that!" exclaimed White, bitterly; "I know that much
+Spanish. They're shouting, 'Down with the traitor!' I heard them
+before. I felt that they meant me. I was a traitor to Art.
+The picture had to go."
+
+"'Down with the blank fool' would have suited your case better,"
+said Keogh, with fiery emphasis. "You tear up ten thousand dollars
+like an old rag because the way you've spread on five dollars' worth
+of paint hurts your conscience. Next time I pick a side-partner in
+a scheme the man has got to go before a notary and swear he never
+even heard the word 'ideal' mentioned."
+
+Keogh strode from the room, white-hot. White paid little attention
+to his resentment. The scorn of Billy Keogh seemed a trifling thing
+beside the greater self-scorn he had escaped.
+
+In Coralio the excitement waxed. An outburst was imminent. The cause
+of this demonstration of displeasure was,the presence in the town of
+a big, pink-cheeked Englishman, who, it was said, was an agent of his
+government come to clinch the bargain by which the president placed
+his people in the hands of a foreign power. It was charged that not
+only had he given away priceless concessions, but that the public debt
+was to be transferred into the hands of the English, and the custom-
+houses turned over to them as a guarantee. The long-enduring people
+had determined to make their protest felt.
+
+On that night, in Coralio and in other towns, their ire found vent.
+Veiling mobs, mercurial but dangerous, roamed the streets. They
+overthrew the great bronze statue of the president that stood in
+the center of the plaza, and hacked it to shapeless pieces. They
+tore from public buildings the tablets set there proclaiming the glory
+of the "Illustrious Liberator." His pictures in the government
+offices were demolished. The mobs even attacked the Casa Morena,
+but were driven away by the military, which remained faithful to
+the executive. All the night terror reigned.
+
+The greatness of Losada was shown by the fact that by noon the next
+day order was restored and he was still absolute. He issued
+proclamations denying positively that any negotiation of any kind had
+been entered into with England. Sir Stafford Vaughn, the pink-cheeked
+Englishman, also declared in placards and in public print that his
+presence there had no international significance. He was a traveller
+without guile. In fact (so he stated), he had not even spoken with
+the president or been in his presence since his arrival.
+
+During this disturbance, White was preparing for his homeward voyage
+in the steamship that was to sail within two or three days. About
+noon, Keogh, the restless, took his camera out with the hope of
+speeding the lagging hours. The town was now as quiet as if peace
+had never departed from her perch on the red-tiled roofs.
+
+About the middle of the afternoon, Keogh hurried back to the hotel
+with something decidedly special in his air. He retired to the little
+room where he developed his pictures.
+
+Later on he came out to White on the balcony, with a luminous, grim
+predatory smile on his face.
+
+"Do you know what that is?" he asked, holding up a 4 x 5 photograph
+mounted on cardboard.
+
+"Snap-shot of a senorita sitting in the sand--alliteration
+unintentional," guessed White, lazily.
+
+ VVVV
+"Wrong," saidKeogh with shining eyes. "It's a slung-shot. It's a can
+of dynamite. It's a gold mine. It's a sight-draft on your president
+man for twenty thousand dollars--yes, sir--twenty thousand this time,
+and no spoiling the picture. No ethics of art in the way. Art! You
+with your smelly little tubes! I've got you skinned to death with
+a kodak. Take a look at that."
+
+White took the picture in his hand, and gave a long whistle.
+
+"Jove!" he exclaimed, "but wouldn't that stir up a row in town if
+you let it be seen. How in the world did you get it, Billy?"
+
+"You know that high wall around the president man's back garden?
+I was up there trying to get a bird's eye of the town. I happened to
+notice a chink in the wall where a stone and a lot of plaster had slid
+out. Thinks I, I'll take a peep through to see how Mr. President's
+cabbages are growing. The first thing I saw was him and this Sir
+Englishman sitting at a little table about twenty feet away. They
+had the table all spread over with documents, and they were hobnobbing
+over them as thick as two pirates. 'Twas a nice corner of the garden,
+all private and shady with palms and orange trees, and they had a pail
+of champagne set by handy in the grass. I knew then was the time
+for me to make my big hit in Art. So I raised the machine up to the
+crack, and pressed the button. Just as I did so them old boys shook
+hands on the deal--you see they took that way in the picture."
+
+Keogh put on his coat and hat.
+
+"What are you going to do with it?" asked White.
+
+"Me," said Keogh in a hurt tone, "why, I'm going to tie a pink ribbon
+to it and hang it on the what-not, of course. I'm surprised at you.
+But while I'm out you just try to figure out what ginger-cake
+potentate would be most likely to want to buy this work of art for
+his private collection--just to keep it out of circulation."
+
+The sunset was reddening the tops of the coconut palms when Billy
+Keogh came back from Casa Morena. He nodded to the artist's
+questioning gaze; and lay down on a cot with his hands under the back
+of his head.
+
+"I saw him. He paid the money like a little man. They didn't want
+to let me in at first. I told 'em it was important. Yes, that
+president man is on the plenty-able list. He's got a beautiful
+business system about the way he uses his brains. All I had to do
+was to hold up the photograph so he could see it, and name the price.
+He just smiled, and walked over to a safe and got the cash. Twenty
+one-thousand-dollar brand-new United States Treasury notes he laid on
+the table, like I'd pay out a dollar and a quarter. Fine notes, too
+--they crackled with a sound like burning the brush off a ten-acre
+lot."
+
+"Let's try the feel of one," said White, curiously. "I never saw
+a thousand-dollar bill." Keogh did not immediately respond.
+
+"Carry," he said, in an absent-minded way, "you think a heap of
+your art, don't you?
+
+"More," said White, frankly, "than has been for the financial good
+of my self and my friends."
+
+"I thought you were a fool the other day," went on Keogh, quietly,
+"and I'm not sure now that you wasn't. But if you was, so am I. I've
+been in some funny deals, Carry, but I've always managed to scramble
+fair, and match my brains and capital against the other fellow's.
+ But when it comes to--well, when you've got the other fellow cinched,
+and the screws on him, and he's got to put up--why, it don't strike me
+as being a man's game. They've got a name for it, you know; it's--
+confound you, don't you understand. A fellow feels--it's some thing
+like that blamed art of yours--he--well, I tore that photograph up and
+laid the pieces on that stack of money and shoved the whole business
+back across the table. 'Excuse me, Mr. Losada,' I said, 'but I guess
+I've made a mistake in the price. You get the photo for nothing.
+Now, Carry, you get out the pencil, and we'll do some more figuring.
+I'd like to save enough out of our capital for you to have some fried
+sausages in your joint when you get back to New York.
+
+
+
+XV
+
+Dickey
+
+There is little consecutiveness along the Spanish Main. Things happen
+there intermittently. Even Time seems hang his scythe daily on the
+branch of an orange tree while he takes a siesta and a cigarette.
+
+After the ineffectual revolt against the administration of President
+Losada, the country settled again into quiet toleration of the abuses
+with which he had been charged. In Coralio old political enemies went
+arm-in-arm, lightly eschewing for the time all differences of opinion.
+
+The failure of the art expedition did not stretch the cat-footed Keogh
+upon his back. The ups and downs of Fortune made smooth travelling
+for his nimble steps. His blue pencil stub was at work again before
+the smoke of the steamer on which White sailed had cleared away from
+the horizon. He had but to speak a word to Geddie to find his credit
+negotiable for whatever goods he wanted from the store of Brannigan
+& Company. On the same day on which White arrived in New York Keogh,
+at the rear of a train of five pack mules loaded with hardware and
+cutlery, set his face toward the grim, interior mountains. There
+the Indian tribes wash gold dust from the auriferous streams; and
+when a market is brought to them trading is brisk and ~muy bueno~
+in the Cordilleras.
+
+In Coralio Time folded his wings and paced wearily along his drowsy
+path. They who had most cheered the torpid hours were gone. Clancy
+had sailed on a Spanish barque for Colon, contemplating a cut across
+the isthmus and then a further voyage to end at Callao, where the
+fighting was said to be on. Geddie, whose quiet and genial nature had
+once served to mitigate the frequent dull reaction of lotus eating,
+was now a home-man, happy with his bright orchid, Paula, and never
+even dreaming of or regretting the unsolved, sealed and monogramed
+Bottle whose contents, now inconsiderable, were held safely in the
+keeping of the sea.
+
+Well may the Walrus, most discerning and eclectic of beasts, place
+sealing-wax midway on his program of topics that fall pertinent and
+diverting upon the ear.
+Atwood was gone--he of the hospitable back porch and ingenuous
+cunning. Doctor Gregg, with his trepanning story smoldering within
+him, was a whiskered volcano, always showing signs of imminent
+eruption, and was not to be considered in the ranks of those who
+might contribute to the amelioration of ennui. The new consul's note
+chimed with the sad sea waves and the violent tropical greens--he had
+not a bar of Scheherezade or of the Round Table in his lute. Goodwin
+was employed with large projects: what time he was loosed from them
+found him at his home, where he loved to be. Therefore it will be
+seen that there was a dearth of fellowship and entertainment among
+the foreign contingent of Coralio.
+
+And then Dicky Maloney dropped down from the clouds upon the town,
+and amused it.
+
+Nobody knew where Dicky Maloney hailed from or how he reached Coralio.
+He appeared there one day; and that was all. He afterward said that
+he came on the fruit steamer ~Thor~, but an inspection of the ~Thor's~
+passenger list of that date was found to be Maloneyless. Curiosity,
+however, soon perished; and Dicky took his place among the odd fish
+cast up by the Caribbean.
+
+He was an active, devil-may-care, rollicking fellow with an engaging
+gray eye, the most irresistible grin, a rather dark or much sunburned
+complexion, and a head of the fieriest red hair ever seen in that
+country. Speaking the Spanish language as well as he spoke English,
+and seeming always to have plenty of silver in his pockets, it was not
+long before he was a welcome companion whithersoever he went. He had
+an extreme fondness for ~vino blanco~, and gained the reputation of
+being able to drink more of it than any three men in town. Everybody
+called him "Dicky"; everybody cheered up at the sight of him--
+especially the natives, to whom his marvellous red hair and his free-
+and-easy style were a constant delight and envy. Wherever you went
+in the town you would soon see Dicky or hear his genial laugh, and
+find around him a group of admirers who appreciated him both for
+his good nature and the white wine he was always so ready to buy.
+
+A considerable amount of speculation was had concerning the object of
+his sojourn there, until one day he silenced this by opening a small
+shop for the sale of tobacco, ~dulces~ and the handiwork of the
+interior Indians--fibre-and-silk-woven goods, deerskin ~zapatos~ and
+basketwork of tule reeds. Even then he did not change his habits;
+for he was drinking and playing cards half the day and night with
+the ~comandante~, the collector of customs, the ~jefe politico~ and
+other gay dogs among the native officials.
+
+One day Dicky saw Pasa, the daughter of Madama Ortiz, sitting in the
+side-door of the Hotel de los Extranjeros. He stopped in his tracks,
+still, for the first time in Coralio; and then he sped, swift as
+a deer, to find Vasquez, a gilded native youth, to present him.
+
+The young men had named Pasa ~La Santita Naranjadita~." ~Naranjadita~
+is a Spanish word for a certain color that you must go to more trouble
+to describe in English. By saying "The little saint, tinted the most
+beautiful-delicate-slightly-orange-golden," you will approximate
+the description of Madama Ortiz's daughter.
+
+La Madama Ortiz sold rum in addition to other liquors. Now, you must
+know that the rum expiates whatever opprobrium attends upon the other
+commodities. For rum-making, mind you, is a government monopoly;
+and to keep a government dispensary assures respectability if not
+preeminence. Moreover, the saddest of precisians could find no fault
+with the conduct of the shop. Customers drank there in the lowest
+of spirits and fearsomely, as in the shadow of the dead for Madama's
+ancient and vaunted lineage counteracted even the rum's behest to be
+merry. For, was she not of the ~Iglesias~, who landed with Pizarro?
+And had not her deceased husband been ~comisionado de caminos y
+puentes~ for the district?
+
+In the evenings Pasa sat by the window in the room next to the one
+where they drank, and strummed dreamily upon her guitar. And then,
+by twos and threes, would come visiting young caballeros and occupy
+the prim line of chairs set against the wall of this room. They were
+there to besiege the heart of ~La Santita~." Their method (which
+is not proof against intelligent competition) consisted of expanding
+the chest, looking valorous, and consuming a gross or two of
+cigarettes. Even saints delicately oranged prefer to be wooed
+differently.
+
+Dona Pasa would tide over the vast chasms of nicotinized silence with
+music from her guitar, while she wondered if the romances she had read
+about gallant and more--more contiguous cavaliers were all lies. At
+somewhat regular intervals Madama would glide in from the dispensary
+with a sort of drought-suggesting gleam in her eye, and there would be
+a rustling of stiffly starched white trousers as one of the caballeros
+would propose an adjournment to the bar.
+
+That Dicky Maloney would, sooner or later, explore this field was
+a thing to be foreseen. There were few doors in Coralio into which
+his red head had not been poked.
+
+In an incredibly short space of time after his first sight of her
+he was there, seated close beside her rocking chair. There was no
+back-against-the-wall poses in Dicky's theory of wooing. His plan
+of subjection was an attack at close range. To carry the fortress
+with one concentrated, ardent, eloquent, irresistible ~escalade~--
+that was Dicky's way.
+
+Pasa was descended from the proudest Spanish families in the country.
+Moreover, she had had unusual advantages. Two years in a New Orleans
+school had elevated her ambitions and fitted her for a fate above
+the ordinary maidens of her native land. And yet here she succumbed
+to the first red-haired scamp with a glib tongue and a charming smile
+that came along and courted her properly.
+
+Very soon Dicky took her to the little church on the corner of the
+plaza, and "Mrs. Maloney" was added to her string of distinguished
+names.
+
+And it was her fate to sit, with her patient, saintly eyes and figure
+like a bisque Psyche, behind the sequestered counter of the little
+shop, while Dicky drank and philandered with is frivolous
+acquaintances.
+
+The women, with their naturally fine instinct, saw a chance for
+vivisection, and delicately taunted her with his habits. She turned
+upon them in a beautiful, steady blaze of sorrowful contempt.
+
+"You meat-cows," she said, in her level, crystal-clear tones; "you
+know nothing of a man. Your men are ~maromeros~. They are fit only
+to roll cigarettes in the shade until the sun strikes and shrivels
+them up. They drone in your hammocks and you comb their hair and feed
+them with fresh fruit. My man is of no such blood. Let him drink
+of the wine. When he has taken sufficient of it to drown one of your
+~flaccitos~ he will come home to me more of a man than one thousand
+of your ~pobrecitos~. My hair he smooths and braids; to me he sings;
+he himself removes my zapatos, and there, there, upon each instep
+leaves a kiss. He holds--Oh, you will never understand! Blind ones
+who have never known a ~man~."
+
+Sometimes mysterious things happened at night about Dicky's shop.
+While the front of it was dark, in the little room back of it Dicky
+and a few of his friends would sit about a table carrying on some kind
+of very quiet ~negocios~ until quite late. Finally he would let them
+out the front door very carefully, and go upstairs to his little
+saint. These visitors were generally conspirator-like men with dark
+clothes and hats. Of course, these dark things were noticed after
+a while, and talked about.
+
+Dicky seemed to care nothing at all for the society of the alien
+residents of the town. He avoided Goodwin, and his skilful escape
+from the trepanning story of Doctor Gregg is still referred to,
+in Coralio, as a masterpiece of lightning diplomacy.
+
+Many letters arrived, addressed to "Mr. Dicky Maloney," or "Senor
+Dickee Maloney," to the considerable pride of Pasa. That so many
+people should desire to write to him only confirmed her own suspicion
+that the light from his red head shone around the world. As to their
+contents she never felt curiosity. There was a wife to you!
+
+The one mistake Dicky made in Coralio was to run out of money at the
+wrong time. Where his money came from was a puzzle, for the sales
+of his shop were next to nothing, but that source failed, and at a
+peculiarly unfortunate time. It was when the ~comandante~, Don Senor
+el Coronel Encarnacion Rios, looked upon the little saint seated in
+the shop and felt his heart go pitapat.
+
+The ~comandante~, who was versed in all the intricate art of
+gallantry, first delicately hinted at his sentiments by donning his
+dress uniform and strutting up and down fiercely before her window.
+Pasa, glancing demurely with her saintly eyes, instantly perceived
+his resemblance to her parrot, Chichi, and was diverted to the extent
+of smile. The ~comandante~ saw the smile, which was not intended
+for him. Convinced of an impression made, he entered the shop,
+confidently, and advanced to open compliment. Pasa froze; he pranced;
+she flamed royally; he was charmed to injudicious persistence; she
+commanded him to leave the shop; he tried to capture her hand and--
+Dicky entered, smiling broadly, full of white wine and the devil.
+
+He spent five minutes in punishing the comandante scientifically and
+carefully, so that the pain might be prolonged as far as possible.
+At the end of that time he pitched the rash wooer out the door upon
+the stones of the street, senseless.
+
+A barefooted policeman who had been watching the affair from across
+the street blew a whistle. A squad of four soldiers came running
+from the cuartel around the corner. When they saw that the offender
+was Dicky, they stopped, and blew more whistles, which brought out
+reinforcements of eight. Deeming the odds against them sufficiently
+reduced, the military advanced upon the disturber.
+
+Dicky, being thoroughly imbued with the martial spirit, stooped and
+drew the ~comandante's~ sword, which was girded about him, and charged
+his foe. He chased the standing army four squares, playfully prodding
+its squealing rear and hacking at its ginger-colored heels.
+
+But he was not so successful with the civic authorities. Six
+muscular, nimble policemen overpowered him and conveyed him,
+triumphantly but warily, to jail. "~El Diablo Colorado~" they
+dubbed him, and derided the military for its defeat.
+
+Dicky, with the rest of the prisoners, could look out through the
+barred door at the grass of the little plaza, at a row of orange trees
+and the red tile roofs and 'dobe walls of a line of insignificant
+stores.
+
+At sunset along a path across this plaza came a melancholy procession
+of sad-faced women bearing plantains, cassava, bread and fruit--each
+coming with food to some wretch behind those bars to whom she still
+clung and furnished the means of life. Twice a day--morning and
+evening--they were permitted to come. Water was furnished to her
+compulsory guests by the republic, but no food.
+
+That evening Dicky's name was called by the sentry, and he stepped
+before the bars of the door. There stood his little saint, a black
+mantilla draped about her head and shoulders, her face like glorified
+melancholy, her clear eyes gazing longingly at him as if they might
+draw him between the bars to her. She brought a chicken, some
+oranges, dulces and a loaf of white bread. A soldier inspected
+the food, and passed it in to Dicky. Pasa spoke calmly, as she always
+did, briefly, in her thrilling, flute-like tones. "Angel of my life,"
+she said, "let it not be long that thou art away from me. Thou
+knowest that life is not a thing to be endured with thou not at
+my side. Tell me if I can do aught in this matter. If not, I will
+wait--a little while. I come again in the morning."
+
+Dicky, with his shoes removed so as not to disturb his fellow
+prisoners, tramped the floor of the jail half the night condemning
+his lack of money and the cause of it--whatever that might have been.
+He knew very well that money would have brought his release at once.
+
+For two days succeeding Pasa came at the appointed times and brought
+him food. He eagerly inquired each time if a letter or package had
+come for him, and she mournfully shook her head.
+
+On the morning of the third day she brought only a small loaf of
+bread. There were dark circles under her eyes. She seemed as calm
+as ever.
+
+"By jingo," said Dicky, who seemed to speak in English or Spanish as
+the whim seized him, "this is dry provender, ~muchachita~. Is this
+the best you can dig up for a fellow?"
+
+Pasa looked at him as a mother looks at a beloved but capricious babe.
+
+"Think better of it," she said, in a low voice; "since for the next
+meal there will be nothing. The last ~centavo~ is spent." She
+pressed closer against the grating.
+
+"Sell the goods in the shop--take anything for them."
+
+"Have I not tried? Did I not offer them for one-tenth their cost?
+Not even one ~peso~ would any one give. There is not one ~real~ in
+this town to assist Dickee Malonee."
+
+Dick clenched his teeth grimly. 'That's the ~comandante~," he growled.
+"He's responsible for that sentiment. Wait, oh, wait till the cards
+are all out."
+
+Pasa lowered her voice to almost a whisper. "And, listen, heart of
+my heart," she said, "I have endeavored to be brave, but I cannot
+live without thee. Three days now--"
+
+Dicky caught a faint gleam of steel from the folds of her mantilla.
+For once she looked in his face and saw it without a smile, stern,
+menacing and purposeful. Then he suddenly raised his hand and his
+smile came back like a gleam of sunshine. The hoarse signal of an
+incoming steamer's siren sounded in the harbor. Dicky called to
+the sentry who was pacing before the door: "What steamer comes?"
+
+"The ~Catarina~."
+
+"Of the Vesuvius line?"
+
+"Without doubt, of that line."
+
+"Go you, ~picarilla~, "said Dicky joyously to Pasa, "to the American
+consul. Tell him I wish to speak with him. See that he comes
+at once. And look you! let me see a different look in those eyes,
+for I promise your head shall rest upon this arm tonight.
+
+It was an hour before the consul came. He held his green umbrella
+under his arm, and mopped his forehead impatiently.
+
+"Now, see here, Maloney, "he began, captiously, "you fellows seem
+to think you can cut up any kind of row, and expect me to pull you out
+of it. I'm neither the War Department nor a gold mine. This country
+has its laws, you know, and there's one against pounding the senses
+out of the regular army. You Irish are forever getting into trouble.
+I don't see what I can do. Anything like tobacco, now, to make you
+comfortable--or newspapers--"
+
+"Son of Eli," interrupted Dicky, gravely, "you haven't changed
+an iota. That is almost a duplicate of the speech you made when old
+Koen's donkeys and geese got into the chapel loft, and the culprits
+wanted to hide in your room."
+
+"Oh, heavens!" exclaimed the consul, hurriedly adjusting his
+spectacles. "Are you a Yale man, too? Were you in that crowd?
+I don't seem to remember any one with red--any one named Maloney.
+ Such a lot of college men seem to have misused their advantages.
+ One of the best mathematicians of the class of '91 is selling
+lottery tickets in Belize. A Cornell man dropped off here last
+month. He was second steward on a guano boat. I'll write to
+the department if you like, Maloney. Or if there's any tobacco,
+or newspa--"
+
+'There's nothing," interrupted Dicky, shortly, "but this. You go
+tell the captain of the ~Catarina~ that Dicky Maloney wants to see
+him as soon as he can conveniently come. Tell him where I am.
+Hurry. That's all."
+
+The consul, glad to be let off so easily, hurried away. The captain
+of the ~Catarina~, a stout man, Sicilian born, soon appeared,
+shoving, with little ceremony, through the guards to the jail door.
+The Vesuvius Fruit Company had a habit of doing things that way
+in Anchuria.
+
+"I am exceeding sorry--exceeding sorry," said the captain, "to see
+this occur. I place myself at your service, Mr. Maloney. What you
+need shall be furnished. Whatever you say shall be done."
+
+Dicky looked at him unsmilingly. His red hair could not detract
+from his attitude of severe dignity as he stood, tall and calm, with
+his now grim mouth forming a horizontal line.
+
+"Captain De Lucco, I believe I still have funds in the hands of your
+company--ample and personal funds. I ordered a remittance last week.
+The money has not arrived. You know what is needed in this game.
+Money and money and more money. Why has it not been sent?"
+
+"By the ~Cristobal~," replied De Lucco, gesticulating, "it was
+despatched. Where is the ~Cristobal~? Off Cape Antonio I spoke
+her with a broken shaft. A tramp coaster was towing her back to New
+Orleans. I brought money ashore thinking your need for it might not
+withstand delay. In this envelope is one thousand dollars. There
+is more if you need it, Mr. Maloney."
+
+"For the present it will suffice," said Dicky, softening as he
+crinkled the envelope and looked down at the half-inch thickness
+of smooth, dingy bills.
+
+"The long green!" he said, gently, with a new reverence in his gaze.
+"Is there anything it will not buy, Captain?"
+
+"I had three friends," replied De Lucco, who was a bit of
+a philosopher, "who had money. One of them speculated in stocks
+and made ten million; another is in heaven, and the third married
+a poor girl whom he loved."
+
+"The answer, then," said Dicky, "is held by the Almighty, Wall
+Street, and Cupid. So, the question remains."
+
+"This," queried the captain, including Dicky's surroundings in
+a significant gesture of his hand, "is it--it is notiit is not
+connected with the business of your little shop? There is no
+failure in your plans?"
+
+"No, no," said Dicky. "This is merely the result of a little private
+affair of mine, a digression from the regular line of business.
+They say for a complete life a man must know poverty, love, and war.
+But they don't go well together, ~capitan mio~. No; there is no
+failure in my business. The little shop is doing very well."
+
+When the captain had departed Dicky called the sergeant of the jail
+squad and asked:
+
+"Am I ~preso~ by the military or by the civil authority?"
+
+"Surely there is no martial law in effect now, senor."
+
+"~Bueno~. Now go or send to the ~alcalde~, the ~Juez de la Paz~
+and the ~Jefe de los Policios~. Tell them I am prepared at once to
+satisfy the demands of justice." A folded bill of the "long green"
+slid into the sergeant's hand.
+
+Then Dicky's smile came back again, for he knew that the hours of
+his captivity were numbered; and he hummed, in time with the sentry's
+tread:
+
+ "They're hanging men and women now,
+ For lacking of the green."
+
+So, that night Dicky sat by the window of the room over his shop an
+his little saint sat close by, working at something silken and dainty.
+Dicky was thoughtful and grave. His red hair was in an unusual
+state of disorder. Pasa's fingers often ached to smooth and arrange
+it, but Dicky would never allow it. He was poring, tonight, over
+a great litter of maps and books and papers on his table until that
+perpendicular line came between his brows that always distressed Pasa.
+Presently she went and brought his hat, and stood with it until he
+looked up, inquiringly.
+
+"It is sad for you here," she explained. "Go out and drink ~vino
+blanco~. Come back when you get that smile you used to wear.
+That is what I wish to see."
+
+Dicky laughed and threw down his papers. "The ~vino blanco~ stage
+is past. It has served its turn. Perhaps, after all, there was less
+entered my mouth and more my ears than people thought. But, there
+will be no more maps or frowns tonight. I promise you that. Come."
+
+They sat upon a reed ~silleta~ at the window and watched the quivering
+gleams from the lights of the ~Catarina~ reflected in the harbor.
+
+Presently Pasa rippled out one of her infrequent chirrups of audible
+laughter.
+
+"I was thinking," she began, anticipating Dicky's question, "of
+the foolish things girls have in their minds. Because I went to
+school in the States I used to have ambitions. Nothing less than
+to be the president's wife would satisfy me. And, look, thou red
+picaroon, to what obscure fate thou hast stolen me!"
+
+"Don't give up hope," said Dicky, smiling. "More than one Irishman
+has been the ruler of a South American country. There was a dictator
+of Chili named O'Higgins. Why not a President Maloney, of Anchuria?
+Say the word, ~santita mia~, and we'll make the race."
+
+"No, no, no, thou red-haired, reckless one!" sighed Pasa; "I am
+content"--she laid her head against his arm--"here."
+
+
+
+XVI
+
+Rouge et Noir
+
+It has been indicated that disaffection followed the elevation of
+Losada to the presidency. This feeling continued to grow. Throughout
+the entire republic there seemed to be a spirit of silent, sullen
+discontent. Even the old Liberal party to which Goodwin, Zavalla and
+other patriots had lent their aid was disappointed. Losada had failed
+to become a popular idol. Fresh taxes, fresh import duties and,
+more than all, his tolerance of the outrageous oppression of citizens
+by the military had rendered him the most obnoxious president since
+the despicable Alforan. The majority of his own cabinet were out
+of sympathy with him. The army, which he had courted by giving it
+license to tyrannize, had been his main, and thus far adequate,
+support.
+
+But the most impolitic of the administration's moves had been when
+it antagonized the Vesuvius Fruit Company, an organization plying
+twelve steamers with a cash capital somewhat larger than Anchuria's
+surplus and debt combined.
+
+Reasonably, an established concern like the Vesuvius would become
+irritated at having a small, retail republic with no rating at all
+attempt to squeeze it. So, when the government proxies applied for
+a subsidy they encountered a polite refusal. The president at once
+retaliated by clapping an export duty of one ~real~ per bunch on
+bananas--a thing unprecedented in fruit-growing countries. The
+Vesuvius Company had invested large sums in wharves and plantations
+along the Anchurian coast, their agents had erected fine homes in
+the towns where they had their headquarters, and heretofore had worked
+with the republic in good-will and with advantage to both. It would
+lose an immense sum if compelled to move out. The selling price of
+bananas from Vera Cruz to Trinidad was three ~reales~ per bunch.
+This new duty of one ~real~ would have ruined the fruit growers in
+Anchuria and have seriously discommoded the Vesuvius Company had it
+declined to pay it. But for some reason, the Vesuvius continued to
+buy Anchurian fruit, paying four ~reals~ for it; and not suffering
+the growers to bear the loss.
+
+This apparent victory deceived His Excellency; and he began to hunger
+for more of it. He sent an emissary to request a conference with a
+representative of the fruit company. The Vesuvius sent Mr. Franzoni,
+a little, stout, cheerful man, always cool, and whistling airs from
+Verdi's operas. Senor Espirition, of the office of the Minister
+of Finance, attempted the sandbagging in behalf of Anchuria. The
+meeting took place in the cabin of the ~Salvador~, of the Vesuvius
+line.
+
+Senor Espirition opened negotiations by announcing that the government
+contemplated the building of a railroad to skirt the alluvial coast
+lands. After touching upon the benefits such a road would confer upon
+the interests of the Vesuvius, he reached the definite suggestion that
+a contribution to the road's expenses of, say, fifty thousand ~pesos~
+would not be more than an equivalent to benefits received.
+
+Mr. Franzoni denied that his company would receive any benefits
+from a contemplated road. As its representative he must decline
+to contribute fifty thousand ~pesos~. But he would assume
+the responsibility of offering twenty-five.
+
+Did Senor Espirition understand Senor Franzoni to mean twenty-five
+thousand ~pesos~?
+
+By no means. Twenty-five ~pesos~. And in silver, not in gold.
+
+"Your offer insults my government," cried Senor Espirition, rising,
+with indignation.
+
+"Then," said Mr. Franzoni, in warning tone, "~we will change it.~"
+
+The offer was never changed. Could Mr. Franzoni have meant the
+government?
+
+This was the state of affairs in Anchuria when the winter season
+opened at Coralio at the end of the second year of Losada's
+administration. So, when the government and society made its annual
+exodus to the seashore it was evident that the presidential advent
+would not be celebrated by unlimited rejoicing. The tenth of November
+was the day set for the entrance into Coralio of the gay company
+from the capital. A narrow-gauge railroad runs twenty miles into
+the interior from Solitas. The government party travels by carriage
+from San Mateo to this road's terminal point, and proceeds by train
+to Solitas. From here they march in grand procession to Coralio
+where, on the day of their coming, festivities and ceremonies abound.
+But this season saw an ominous dawning of the tenth of November.
+
+Although the rainy season was over, the day seemed to hark back to
+reeking June. A fine drizzle of rain fell all during the forenoon.
+The procession entered Coralio amid a strange silence.
+
+President Losada was an elderly man, grizzly bearded, with
+a considerable ratio of Indian blood revealed in his cinnamon
+complexion. His carriage headed the procession, surrounded
+and guarded by Captain Cruz and his famous troop of one hundred
+light horse "~El Ciento Huilando~." Colonel Rocas followed,
+with a regiment of the regular army.
+
+The president's sharp, beady eyes glanced about him for the expected
+demonstration of welcome; but he faced a stolid, indifferent array
+of citizens. Sightseers the Anchurians are by birth and habit, and
+they turned out to their last able-bodied unit to witness the scene;
+but they maintained an accusive silence. They crowded the streets
+to the very wheel ruts; they covered the red tile roofs to the eaves,
+but there was never a "~viva~" from them. No wreaths of palm
+and lemon branches or gorgeous strings of paper roses hung from
+the windows and balconies as was the custom. There was an apathy,
+a dull, dissenting disapprobation, that was the more ominous because
+it puzzled. No one feared an outburst, a revolt of the discontents,
+for they had no leader. The president and those loyal to him had
+never even heard whispered a name among them capable of crystallizing
+the dissatisfaction into opposition. No, there could be no danger.
+The people always procured a new idol before they destroyed an old
+one.
+
+At length, after a prodigious galloping and curvetting of red-sashed
+majors, gold-laced colonels and epauletted generals, the procession
+formed for its annual progress down the Calle Grande to the Casa
+Morena, where the ceremony of welcome to the visiting president
+always took place.
+
+The Swiss band led the line of march. After it pranced the local
+~comandante~, mounted, and a detachment of his troops. Next came
+a carriage with four members of the cabinet, conspicuous among them
+the Minister of War, old General Pilar, with his white moustache
+and his soldierly bearing. Then the president's vehicle, containing
+also the Ministers of Finance and State; and surrounded by
+Captain Cruz's light horse formed in a close double file of fours.
+Following them, the rest of the officials of state, the judges and
+distinguished military and social ornaments of public and private
+life.
+
+As the band struck up, and the movement began, like a bird of
+ill-omen the ~Valhalla~, the swiftest steamship of the Vesuvius line,
+glided into the harbor in plain view of the president and his train.
+Of course, there was nothing menacing about its arrival--a business
+firm does not go to war with a nation--but it reminded Senor
+Espirition and others in those carriages that the Vesuvius Fruit
+Company was undoubtedly carrying something up its sleeve for them.
+
+By the time the van of the procession had reached the government
+building, Captain Cronin, of the ~Valhalla~, and Mr. Vincenti,
+member of the Vesuvius Company, had landed and were pushing their
+way, bluff, hearty and nonchalant, through the crowd on the narrow
+sidewalk. Clad in white linen, big, debonair, with an air of
+good-humored authority, they made conspicuous figures among the dark
+mass of unimposing Anchurians, as they penetrated to within a few
+yards of the steps of the Casa Morena. Looking easily above
+the heads of the crowd, they perceived another that towered above
+the undersized natives. It was the fiery poll of Dicky Maloney
+against the wall close by the lower step; and his broad, seductive
+grin showed that he recognized their presence.
+
+Dicky had attired himself becomingly for the festive occasion in
+a well-fitting black suit. Pasa was close by his side, her head
+covered with the ubiquitous black mantilla. Mr. Vincenti looked
+at her attentively.
+
+"Botticelli's Madonna, he remarked, gravely. "I wonder when she
+got into the game. I don't like his getting tangled with the women.
+I hoped he would keep away from them."
+
+Captain Cronin's laugh almost drew attention from the parade.
+
+"With that head of hair! Keep away from the women! And a Maloney!
+Hasn't he got a license? But, nonsense aside, what do you think of
+the prospects? It's a species of filibustering out of my line."
+
+Vincenti glanced again at Dicky's head and smiled. "~Rouge et noir~,"
+he said. "There you have it. Make your play, gentlemen. Our money
+is on the red."
+
+"The lad's game," said Cronin, with a commending look at the tall,
+easy figure by the steps. "But 'tis all like fly-by-night theatricals
+to me. The talk's bigger than the stage; there's a smell of gasoline
+in the air, and they're their own audience and scene-shifters."
+
+They ceased talking, for General Pilar had descended from the first
+carriage and had taken his stand upon the top step of Casa Morena.
+As the oldest member of the cabinet, custom had decreed that he should
+make the address of welcome, presenting the keys of the official
+residence to the president at its close.
+
+General Pilar was one of the most distinguished citizens of the
+republic. Hero of three wars and innumerable revolutions, he was
+an honored guest at European courts and camps. An eloquent speaker
+and a friend to the people, he represented the highest type of
+the Anchurians.
+
+Holding in his hand the gilt keys of Casa Morena, he began his address
+in a historical form, touching upon each administration and the
+advance of civilization and prosperity from the first dim striving
+after liberty down to present times. Arriving at the regime of
+President Losada, at which point, according to precedent, he should
+have delivered a eulogy upon its wise conduct and the happiness of
+the people, General Pilar paused. Then he silently held up the bunch
+of keys high above his head, with his eyes closely regarding it.
+The ribbon with which they were bound fluttered in the breeze.
+
+"It still blows," cried the speaker, exultantly. "Citizens of
+Anchuria, give thanks to the saints this night that our air is
+still free."
+
+Thus disposing of Losada's administration, he abruptly reverted
+to that of Olivarra, Anchuria's most popular ruler. Olivarra had
+been assassinated nine years before while in the prime of life and
+usefulness. A faction of the Liberal party led by Losada himself
+had been accused of the deed. Whether guilty or not, it was eight
+years before the ambitious and scheming Losada had gained his goal.
+
+Upon this theme General Pilar's eloquence was loosed. He drew the
+picture of the beneficent Olivarra with a loving hand. He reminded
+the people of the peace, the security and the happiness they had
+enjoyed during that period. He recalled in vivid detail and with
+significant contrast the last winter sojourn of President Olivarra
+in Coralio, when his appearance at their fiestas was the signal
+for thundering vivas of love and approbation.
+
+The first public expression of sentiment from the people that day
+followed. A low, sustained murmur went among them like the surf
+rolling along the shore.
+
+"Ten dollars to a dinner at the Saint Charles," remarked Mr. Vincenti,
+"that rouge wins."
+
+"I never bet against my own interests," said Captain Cronin, lighting
+a cigar. "Long-winded old boy for his age. What's he talking about?"
+
+"My Spanish," replied Vincenti, "runs about ten words to the minute;
+his is something around two hundred. Whatever he s saying, he's
+getting them warmed up."
+
+"Friends and brothers," General Pilar was saying, "could I reach out
+my hand this day across the lamentable silence of the grave to
+Olivarra the Good, to the ruler who was one of you, whose tears fell
+when you sorrowed and whose smile followed your joy--I would bring him
+back to you, but--Olivarra is dead--dead at the hands of a craven
+assassin!"
+
+The speaker turned and gazed boldly into the carriage of the
+president. His arm remained extended aloft as if to sustain his
+peroration. The president was listening aghast, at this remarkable
+address of welcome. He was sunk back upon his seat, trembling with
+rage and dumb surprise, his dark hands tightly gripping the carriage
+cushions.
+
+Half rising, he extended one arm toward the speaker and shouted
+a harsh command at Captain Cruz. The leader of the "Flying Hundred"
+sat his horse, immovable, with folded arms, giving no sign of having
+heard. Losada sank back again, his dark features distinctly paling.
+
+Who says that Olivarra is dead?" suddenly cried the speaker,
+his voice, old as he was, sounding like a battle trumpet. His body
+lies in the grave, but to the people he loved he has bequeathed
+his spirit--yes, more--his learning, his courage, his kindness--yes,
+more--his youth, his image--people of Anchuria, have you forgotten
+Ramon, the son of Olivarra?"
+
+Cronin and Vincenti, watching closely, saw Dicky Maloney suddenly
+raise his hat, tear off his shock of red hair, leap up the steps
+and stand at the side of General Pilar. The Minister of War laid
+his arm across the young man's shoulders. All who had known President
+Olivarra saw again his same lion-like pose, the same frank, undaunted
+expression, the same high forehead with the peculiar line of
+the clustering, crisp black hair.
+
+General Pilar was an experienced orator. He seized the moment
+of breathless silence that preceded the storm.
+
+"Citizens of Anchuria," he trumpeted, holding aloft the keys of Casa
+Morena, "I am here to deliver these keys--the keys to your homes and
+liberty--to your chosen president. Shall I deliver them to Enrico
+Olivarra's assassin, or to his son?"
+
+"Olivarra! Olivarra!" the crowd shrieked and howled. All vociferated
+the magic name--men, women, children and the parrots.
+
+And the enthusiasm was not confined to the blood of the plebs.
+Colonel Rocas ascended the steps and laid his sword theatrically
+at young Ramon Olivarra's feet. Four members of the cabinet embraced
+him. Captain Cruz gave a command, and twenty of ~El Ciento Huilando~
+dismounted and arranged themselves in a cordon about the steps
+of Casa Morena.
+
+But Ramon Olivarra seized that moment to prove himself a born
+genius and politician. He waved those soldiers aside, and descended
+the steps to the street. There, without losing his dignity or
+the distinguished elegance that the loss of his red hair brought
+him, betook the proletariat to his bosom--the barefooted, the dirty,
+Indians, Caribs, babies, beggars, old, young, saints, soldiers
+and sinners--he missed none of them.
+
+While this act of the drama was being presented, the scene shifters
+had been busy at the duties that had been assigned to them. Two
+of Cruz's dragoons had seized the bridle reins of Losada's horses;
+others formed a close guard around the carriage; and they galloped
+off with the tyrant and his two unpopular Ministers. No doubt a place
+had been prepared for them. There are a number of well-barred stone
+apartments in Coralio.
+
+"~Rouge~ wins," said Mr. Vincenti, calmly lighting another cigar.
+
+Captain Cronin had been intently watching the vicinity of the stone
+steps for some time.
+
+"Good boy!" he exclaimed suddenly, as if relieved. "I wondered if
+he was going to forget his Kathleen Mavourneen."
+
+Young Olivarra had reascended the steps and spoken a few words to
+General Pilar. Then that distinguished veteran descended to the
+ground and approached Pasa, who still stood, wonder-eyed, where Dicky
+had left her. With his plumed hat in his hand, and his medals and
+decorations shining on his breast, the general spoke to her and gave
+her his arm, and they went up the stone steps of the Casa Morena
+together. And then Ramon Olivarra stepped forward and took both
+her hands before all the people.
+
+And while the cheering was breaking out afresh everywhere, Captain
+Cronin and Mr. Vincenti turned and walked back toward the shore where
+the gig was waiting for them.
+
+"There'll be another '~presidente proclamada~' in the morning," said
+Mr. Vincenti, musingly. "As a rule they are not as reliable as the
+elected ones, but this youngster seems to have some good stuff in him.
+He planned and maneuvered the entire campaign. Olivarra's widow,
+you know, was wealthy. After her husband was assassinated she went
+to the States, and educated her son at Yale. The Vesuvius Company
+hunted him up, and backed him in the little game."
+
+"It's a glorious thing," said Cronin, half jestingly, "to be able
+to discharge a government, and insert one of your own choosing, in
+these days."
+
+"Oh, it is only amatter of business," said Vincenti, stopping and
+offering the stump of his cigar to a monkey that swung down from
+a lime tree; "and that is what moves the world of today. That extra
+real on the price of bananas had to go. We took the shortest way
+of removing it."
+
+
+
+XVII
+
+Two Recalls
+
+There remains three duties to be performed before the curtain falls
+upon the patched comedy. Two have been promised: the third is no
+less obligatory.
+
+It was set forth in the program of this tropic vaudeville that
+it would be made known why Shorty 0'Day, of the Columbia Detective
+Agency, lost his position. Also that Smith should come again to tell
+us what mystery he followed that night on the shores of Anchuria when
+he strewed so many cigar stumps around the coconut palm during his
+lonely night vigil on the beach. These things were promised; but
+a bigger thing yet remains to be accomplished--the clearing up of a
+seeming wrong that has been done according to the array of chronicled
+facts (truthfully set forth) that have been presented. And one voice,
+speaking, shall do these three things.
+
+Two men sat on a stringer of a North River pier in the City of New
+York. A steamer from the tropics had begun to unload bananas and
+oranges on the pier. Now and then a banana or two would fall from
+an overripe bunch, and one of the two men would shamble forward,
+seize the fruit and return to share it with his companion.
+
+One of the men was in the ultimate stage of deterioration. As far as
+rain and wind and sun could wreck the garments he wore, it had been
+done. In his person the ravages of drink were as plainly visible.
+And yet, upon his high-bridged, rubicund nose was jauntily perched
+a pair of shining and flawless gold-rimmed glasses.
+
+The other man was not so far gone upon the descending Highway of the
+Incompetents. Truly, the flower of his manhood had gone to seed--seed
+that, perhaps, no soil might sprout. But there were still cross-cuts
+along where he travelled through which he might yet regain the pathway
+of usefulness without disturbing the slumbering Miracles. This man
+was short and compactly built. He had an oblique, dead eye, like
+that of a sting-ray, and the moustache of a cocktail mixer. We know
+the eye and the moustache; we know that Smith of the luxurious yacht,
+the gorgeous raiment, the mysterious mission, the magic disappearance,
+has come again, though shorn of the accessories of his former state.
+
+At his third banana, the man with the nose glasses spat it from him
+with a shudder.
+
+"Deuce take all fruit!" he remarked, in a patrician tone of disgust.
+"I lived for two years where these things grow. The memory of their
+taste lingers with you. The oranges are not so bad. Just see if you
+can gather a couple of them, O'Day, when the next broken crate comes
+up."
+
+Did you live down with the monkeys?" asked the other, made tepidly
+garrulous by the sunshine and the alleviating meal of juicy fruit.
+"I was down there, once myself. But only for a few hours. That was
+when I was with the Columbia Detective Agency. The monkey people
+did me up. I'd have my job yet if it hadn't been for them. I'll
+tell you about it.
+
+"One day the chief sent a note around to the office that read: 'Send
+O'Day here at once for a big piece of business.' I was the crack
+detective of the agency at that time. They always handed me the big
+jobs. The address the chief wrote from was down in the Wall Street
+district.
+
+"When I got there I found him in a private office with a lot of
+directors who were looking pretty fuzzy. They stated the case.
+The president of the Republic Insurance Company had skipped with
+about a tenth of a million dollars in cash. The directors wanted
+him back pretty bad, but they wanted the money worse. They said
+they needed it. They had traced the old gent's movements to where
+he boarded a tramp fruit steamer bound for South America that same
+morning with his daughter and a big gripsack--all the family
+he had.
+
+"One of the directors had his steam yacht coaled and with steam up,
+ready for a trip; and he turned her over to me, cart blongsh. In
+four hours I was on board of her, and hot on the trail of the fruit
+tub. I had a pretty good idea where old Wahrfield--that was his name,
+J. Churchill Wahrfield--would head for. At that time we had a treaty
+with about every foreign country except Belgium and that banana
+republic, Anchuria. There wasn't a photo of old Wahrfield to be
+had in New York--he had been foxy there--but I had his description.
+And besides, the lady with him would be a dead-give-away anywhere.
+She was one of the high-flyers in Society--not the kind that have
+their pictures in the Sunday papers--but the real sort that open
+chrysanthemum shows and christen battleships.
+
+"Well, sir, we never got a sight of that fruit tub on the road.
+The ocean is a pretty big place; and I guess we took different
+paths across it. But we kept going toward this Anchuria, where
+the fruiter was bound for.
+
+"We struck the monkey coast one afternoon about four. There was a
+ratty-looking steamer off shore taking on bananas. The monkeys were
+loading her up with big barges. It might be the one the old man had
+taken, and it might not. I went ashore to look around. The scenery
+was pretty good. I never saw any finer on the New York stage.
+I struck an American on shore, a big, cool chap, standing around
+with the monkeys. He showed me the consul's office. The consul was
+a nice young fellow. He said the fruiter was the ~Karlsefin~, running
+generally to New Orleans, but took her last cargo to New York. Then
+I was sure my people were on board, although everybody told me that
+no passengers had landed. I didn't think they would land until after
+dark, for they might have been shy about it on account of seeing that
+yacht of mine hanging around. So, all I had to do was to wait and nab
+'em when they came ashore. I couldn't arrest old Wahrfield without
+extradition papers, but my play was to get the cash. They generally
+give up if you strike 'em when they're tired and rattled and short
+on nerve.
+
+"After dark I sat under a coconut tree on the beach for a while,
+and then I walked around and investigated that town some, and it was
+enough to give you the lions. If a man could stay in New York and be
+honest, he'd better do it than to hit that monkey town with a million.
+
+"Dinky little mud houses; grass over your shoe tops in the streets;
+ladies in low-neck-and-short-sleeves walking around smoking cigars;
+tree-frogs rattling like a hose cart going to a ten blow; big
+mountains dropping gravel in the back yards, and the sea licking
+the paint off in front--no, sir--a man had better be in God's country
+living on free lunch than there.
+
+"The main street ran along the beach, and I walked down it, and
+then turned up a kind of lane where the houses were made of poles
+and straw. I wanted to see what the monkeys did when they weren't
+climbing coconut trees. The very first shack I looked in I saw my
+people. They must have come ashore while I was promenading. A man
+about fifty, smooth face, heavy eyebrows, dressed in black broadcloth,
+looking like he was just about to say, "Can any little boy in the
+Sunday school answer that?' He was freezing on to a grip that weighed
+like a dozen gold bricks, and a swell girl--a regular peach, with
+a Fifth Avenue cut--was sitting on a wooden chair. An old black woman
+was fixing some coffee and beans on a table. The light they had come
+from a lantern hung on a nail. I went and stood in the door, and they
+looked at me, and I said:
+
+"Mr. Wahrfield, you are my prisoner. I hope, for the lady's sake,
+you will take the matter sensibly. You know why I want you.'
+
+"'Who are you?' says the old gent.
+
+"'O'Day,' says I, 'of the Columbia Detective Agency. And now, sir,
+let me give you a piece of good advice. You go back and take your
+medicine like a man. Hand 'em back the boodle; and maybe they'll let
+you off light. Go back easy, and I'll put in a word for you. I'll
+give you five minutes to decide." I pulled out my watch and waited.
+
+"Then the young lady chipped in. She was one of the genuine
+high-steppers. You could tell by the way her clothes fit and
+the style she had that Fifth Avenue was made for her.
+
+"'Come inside,' she says. 'Don't stand in the door and disturb the
+whole street with that suit of clothes. Now, what is it you want?'
+
+"'Three minutes gone,' I said. 'I'll tell you again while the other
+two tick off.'
+
+"'You'll admit being the president of the Republic, won't you?'
+
+"'I am,' says he.
+
+
+'Well, then,' says I, 'it ought to be plain to you. Wanted, in
+New York, J. Churchill Wahrfield, president of the Republic Insurance
+Company.
+
+"'Also the funds belonging to said company, now in that grip, in
+the unlawful possession of said J. Churchill Wahrfield.'
+
+"'Oh-h-h-h!' says the young lady, as if she was thinking, 'you want
+to take us back to New York?'
+
+"'To take Mr. Wahrfield. There's no charge against you, miss.
+There'll be no objection, of course, to your returning with your
+father.'
+
+"Of a sudden the girl gave a tiny scream and grabbed the old boy
+around the neck. 'Oh, father, father!' she says, kind of contralto,
+'can this be true? Have you taken money that is not yours? Speak,
+father!' It made you shiver to hear the tremolo stop she put on her
+voice.
+
+"The old boy looked pretty bughouse when she first grappled him,
+but she went on, whispering in his ear and patting his offshoulder
+till he stood still, but sweating a little.
+
+"She got him to one side and they talked together a minute, and then
+he put on some gold eyeglasses and walked up and handed me the grip.
+
+"'Mr. Detective,' he says, talking a little broken, 'I conclude
+to return with you. I have finished to discover that life on this
+desolate and displeased coast would be worse than to die, itself.
+I will go back and hurl myself upon the mercy of the Republic Company.
+Have you brought a sheep?'
+
+"'Sheep!' says I; 'I haven't a single--'
+
+"'Ship,' cut in the young lady. 'Don't get funny. Father is of
+German birth, and doesn't speak perfect English. How did you come
+up?'
+
+"The girl was all broke up. She had a handkerchief to her face,
+and kept saying every little bit, '0h, father, father!' She walked
+up to me and laid her lily-white hand on the clothes that had pained
+her at first. I smelt a million violets. She was a lulu. I told
+her I came in a private yacht.
+
+"'Mr. O'Day,' she says. 'Oh, take us away from this horrid country
+at once. Can you! Will you! Say you will.'
+
+"'I'll try,' I said, concealing the fact that I was dying to get them
+on salt water before they could change their mind.
+
+"One thing they both kicked against was going through the town to
+the boat landing. Said they dreaded publicity, and now that they
+were going to return, they had a hope that the thing might yet be
+kept out of the papers. They swore they wouldn't go unless I got
+them out to the yacht without any one knowing it, so I agreed
+to humor them.
+
+"The sailors who rowed me ashore were playing billiards in a bar-room
+near the water, waiting for orders, and I proposed to have them take
+the boat down the beach half a mile or so, and take us up there.
+How to get them word was the question, for I couldn't leave the grip
+with the prisoner, and I couldn't take it with me, not knowing but
+what the monkeys might stick me up.
+
+"The young lady says the old colored woman would take them a note.
+I sat down and wrote it, and gave it to the dame with plain directions
+what to do, and she grins like a baboon and shakes her head.
+
+"Then Mr. Wahrfield handed her a string of foreign dialect, and she
+nods her head and says, 'See, senor' maybe fifty times, and lights
+out with the note.
+
+"'0ld Augusta only understands German,' said Miss Wahrfield, smiling
+at me. 'We stopped in her house to ask where we could find lodging,
+and she insisted upon our having coffee. She tells us she was raised
+in a German family in San Domingo.'
+
+"'Very likely,' I said. 'But you can search me for German words,
+except ~nix verstay~ and ~noch einst~, I would have called that
+"See, senor" French, though, on a gamble.'
+
+"Well, we three made a sneak around the edge of town so as not to
+be seen. We got tangled in vines and ferns and the banana bushes
+and tropical scenery a good deal. The monkey suburbs was as wild
+as places in Central Park. We came out on the beach a good half
+mile below. A brown chap was lying asleep under a coconut tree,
+with a ten-foot musket beside him. Mr. Wahrfield takes up the gun
+and pitches it into the sea. 'The coast is guarded,' he says.
+'Rebellion and plots ripen like fruit.' He pointed to the sleeping
+man, who never stirred. 'Thus,' he says, 'they perform trusts.
+Children!'
+
+"I saw our boat coming, and I struck a match and lit a piece of
+newspaper to show them where we were. In thirty minutes we were
+on board the yacht.
+
+"The first thing, Mr. Wahrfield and his daughter and I took the grip
+into the owner's cabin, opened it up, and took an inventory. There
+was one hundred and five thousand dollars. United States treasury
+notes in it, besides a lot of diamond jewelry and a couple of hundred
+Havana cigars. I gave the old man the cigars and a receipt for the
+rest of the lot, as agent for the company, and locked the stuff up
+in my private quarters.
+
+"I never had a pleasanter trip than that one. After we got to sea
+the young lady turned out to be the jolliest ever. The very first
+time we sat down to dinner, and the steward filled her glass with
+champagne--that director's yacht was a regular floating Waldorf-
+Astoria--she winks at me and says, 'What's the use to borrow trouble,
+Mr. Fly Cop? Here's hoping you may live to eat the hen that scratches
+on your grave.' There was a piano on board, and she sat down to it
+and sung better than you give up two cases to hear plenty times. She
+knew about nine operas clean through. She was sure enough ~bon ton~
+and swell. She wasn't one of the 'among others present' kind; she
+belonged on the special mention list!
+
+"The old man, too, perked up amazingly on the way. He passed the
+cigars, and says to me once, quite chipper, out of a cloud of smoke,
+'Mr. O'Day, somehow I think the Republic Company will not give me
+the much trouble. Guard well the gripvalise of the money, Mr. O'Day,
+for that it must be returned to them that it belongs when we finish
+to arrive.'
+
+"When we landed in New York I 'phoned to the chief to meet us in
+that director's office. We got in a cab and went there. I carried
+the grip, and we walked in, and I was pleased to see that the chief
+had got together that same old crowd of moneybugs with pink faces
+and white vests to see us march in. I set the grip on the table.
+'There's the money,' I said.
+
+"'And your prisoner?' said the chief.
+
+"I pointed to Mr. Wahrfield, and he stepped forward and says:
+
+"'The honor of a word with you, sir, to explain.'
+
+"He and the chief went into another room and stayed ten minutes.
+When they came back the chief looked as black as a ton of coal.
+
+"'Did this gentleman,' he says to me, 'have this valise in
+his possession when you first saw him?'
+
+"'He did,' said I.
+
+"The chief took up the grip and handed it to the prisoner with
+a bow, and says to the director crowd: 'Do any of you recognize
+this gentleman?'
+
+"They all shook their pink faces.
+
+"'Allow me to present,' he goes on, 'Senor Miraflores, president
+of the republic of Anchuria. The senor has generously consented
+to overlook this outrageous blunder, on condition that we undertake
+to secure him against the annoyance of public comment. It is a
+concession on his part to overlook an insult for which he might
+claim international redress. I think we can gratefully promise him
+secrecy in the matter.'
+
+"They gave him a pink nod all round.
+
+"'O'Day,' he says to me. 'As a private detective you're wasted.
+In a war, where kidnapping governments is in the rules, you'd be
+invaluable. Come down to the office at eleven.'
+
+"I knew what that meant.
+
+"'So that's the president of the monkeys,' says I. 'Well,
+why couldn't he have said so?'
+
+"Wouldn't it jar you?"
+
+
+
+XVIII
+
+The Vitagraphoscope
+
+Vaudeville is intrinsically episodic and discontinuous. Its audiences
+do not demand denouements. Sufficient unto each "turn" is the evil
+thereof. No one cares how many romances the singing comedienne may
+have had if she can capably sustain the limelight and a high note or
+two. The audiences reck not if the performing dogs get to the pound
+the moment they have jumped through their last hoop. They do not
+desire bulletins about the possible injuries received by the comic
+cyclist who retires head-first from the stage in a crash of (property)
+china-ware. Neither do they consider that their seat coupons entitle
+them to be instructed whether or no there is a sentiment between the
+lady solo banjoist and the Irish monologist.
+
+Therefore let us have no lifting of the curtain upon a tableau of
+the united lovers, backgrounded by defeated villainy and derogated
+by the comic, osculating maid and butler, thrown in as a sop to
+the Cerberi of the fifty-cent seats.
+
+But our program ends with a brief "turn" or two; and then to the
+exits. Whoever sits the show out may find, if he will, the slender
+thread that binds together, though ever so slightly, the story that,
+perhaps, only the Walrus will understand.
+
+
+~Extracts from a letter from the first vice-president of the Republic
+Insurance Company, of New York City, to Frank Goodwin, of Coralio,
+Republic of Anchuria.~
+
+~My Dear Mr. Goodwin:~--Your communication per Messrs. Howland and
+Fourchet, of New Orleans, has reached us. Also their draft on N.Y.
+for $100,000, the amount abstracted from the funds of this company
+by the late J. Churchill Wahrfield, its former president.... The
+officers and directors unite in requesting me to express to you their
+sincere esteem and thanks for your prompt and much appreciated return
+of the entire missing sum within two weeks from the time of its
+disappearance.... Can assure you that the matter will not be allowed
+to receive the least publicity.... Regret exceedingly the distressing
+death of Mr. Wahrfield by his own hand, but... Congratulations on your
+marriage to Miss Wahrfield... many charms, winning manners, noble and
+womanly nature and envied position in the best metropolitan
+society....
+
+~Cordially yours,
+Lucius E. Applegate,~
+FIRST VICE-PRESIDENT THE REPUBLIC INSURANCE
+COMPANY.
+
+
+
+~The Vitagraphoscope~
+(Moving Pictures)
+~The Last Sausage~
+
+SCENE--An Artist's Studio. The artist, a young man of prepossessing
+appearance, sits in a dejected attitude, amid a litter of sketches,
+with his head resting upon his hand. An oil stove stands on a pine
+box in the center of the studio. The artist rises, tightens his waist
+belt to another hole, and lights the stove. He goes to a tin bread
+box, half-hidden by a screen, takes out a solitary link of sausage,
+turns the box upside-down to show that there is no more, and chucks
+the sausage into a frying-pan, which he sets upon the stove.
+The flame of the stove goes out, showing that there is no more oil.
+The artist, in evident despair, seizes the sausage, in a sudden access
+of rage, and hurls it violently from him. At the same time a door
+opens, and a man who enters receives the sausage forcibly against
+his nose. He seems to cry out; and is observed to make a dance step
+or two, vigorously. The newcomer is a ruddy-faced, active, keen-
+looking man, apparently of Irish ancestry. Next he is observed
+to laugh immoderately; he kicks over the stove; he claps the artist
+(who is vainly striving to grasp his hand) vehemently upon the back.
+Then he goes through a pantomime which to the sufficiently intelligent
+spectator reveals that he has acquired large sums of money by trading
+pot-metal hatchets and razors to the Indians of the Cordillera
+Mountains for gold dust. He draws a roll of money as large as
+a small loaf of bread from his pocket, and waves it above his head,
+while at the same time he makes pantomime of drinking from a glass.
+The artist hurriedly secures his hat, and the two leave the studio
+together.
+
+
+~The Writing on the Sands~
+
+SCENE--The Beach at Nice. A woman, beautiful, still young,
+exquisitely clothed, complacent, poised, reclines near the water,
+idly scrawling letters in the sand with the staff of her silken
+parasol. The beauty of her face is audacious; her languid pose
+is one that you feel to be impermanent--you wait, expectant, for her
+to spring or glide or crawl, like a panther that has unaccountably
+become stock-still. She idly scrawls in the sand; and the word that
+she always writes is "Isabel." A man sits a few yards away. You can
+see that they are companions, ever if no longer comrades. His face
+is dark and smooth, and almost inscrutable--but not quite. The two
+speak little together. The man also scratches on the sand with his
+cane. And the word that he writes is "Anchuria." And then he looks
+out where the Mediterranean and the sky intermingle with death in
+his gaze.
+
+
+~The Wilderness and Thou~
+
+SCENE--~The Borders of a Gentleman's Estate in a Tropical Land.~
+An old Indian, with a mahogany-colored face, is trimming the grass
+on a grave by a mangrove swamp. Presently he rises to his feet and
+walks slowly toward a grove that is shaded by the gathering, brief
+twilight. In the edge of the grove stands a man who is stalwart,
+with a kind and courteous air, and a woman of a serene and clear-cut
+loveliness. When the old Indian comes up to them the man drops money
+in his hand. The grave-tender, with the stolid pride of his race,
+takes it as his due, and goes his way. The two in the edge of
+the grove turn back along the dim pathway, and walk close, close--
+for, after all, what is the world at its best but a little round
+field of the moving pictures with two walking together in it?
+
+CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+
+End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of Cabbages and Kings, by O Henry
+