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+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Methodist, by Evan Lloyd</h1>
+<pre>
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+<p>Title: The Methodist</p>
+<p> A Poem</p>
+<p>Author: Evan Lloyd</p>
+<p>Release Date: January 11, 2009 [eBook #27776]</p>
+<p>Language: English</p>
+<p>Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1</p>
+<p>***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE METHODIST***</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>E-text prepared by Chris Curnow, Joseph Cooper, Anne Storer,<br />
+ and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team<br />
+ (http://www.pgdp.net)</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p class="notes">Transcriber&#8217;s Note: Table of Contents added:<br /><br />
+<a href="#INTRODUCTION"><strong>Introduction</strong></a><br />
+<a href="#Page_1"><strong>The Methodist</strong></a></p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="box">
+
+<h4><span class="smcap">The Augustan Reprint Society</span></h4>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>EVAN LLOYD</h3>
+
+<h1>THE METHODIST.</h1>
+
+<h2>A POEM.</h2>
+
+<p class="center">(1766)</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="box1">
+<h4><br /><em>Introduction by</em></h4>
+<h4><span class="smcap">Raymond Bentman</span></h4>
+</div>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="center">PUBLICATION NUMBER 151-152<br />
+WILLIAM ANDREWS CLARK MEMORIAL LIBRARY<br />
+<span class="smcap">University of California, Los Angeles</span><br />
+1972</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;"><span style="margin-left: 1em;">GENERAL EDITORS</span></p>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;">William E. Conway, William Andrews Clark Memorial Library<br />
+George Robert Guffey, University of California, Los Angeles<br />
+Maximillian E. Novak, University of California, Los Angeles<br />
+David S. Rodes, University of California, Los Angeles</p>
+
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;"><span style="margin-left: 1em;">ADVISORY EDITORS</span></p>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;">Richard C. Boys, University of Michigan<br />
+James L. Clifford, Columbia University<br />
+Ralph Cohen, University of Virginia<br />
+Vinton A. Dearing, University of California, Los Angeles<br />
+Arthur Friedman, University of Chicago<br />
+Louis A. Landa, Princeton University<br />
+Earl Miner, University of California, Los Angeles<br />
+Samuel H. Monk, University of Minnesota<br />
+Everett T. Moore, University of California, Los Angeles<br />
+Lawrence Clark Powell, William Andrews Clark Memorial Library<br />
+James Sutherland, University College, London<br />
+H. T. Swedenberg, Jr., University of California, Los Angeles<br />
+Robert Vosper, William Andrews Clark Memorial Library<br />
+Curt A. Zimansky, State University of Iowa</p>
+
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;"><span style="margin-left: 1em;">CORRESPONDING SECRETARY</span></p>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;">Edna C. Davis, William Andrews Clark Memorial Library</p>
+
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;"><span style="margin-left: 1em;">EDITORIAL ASSISTANT</span></p>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em;">Jean T. Shebanek, William Andrews Clark Memorial Library</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="INTRODUCTION" id="INTRODUCTION"></a>INTRODUCTION</h2>
+
+
+<p>Evan Lloyd&#8217;s works consist chiefly of four satires written in
+1766 and 1767,<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> all of which are now little-known. What little notice
+he receives today results from his friendship with John Wilkes
+and David Garrick and from one satire, <em>The Methodist</em>, which is usually
+included in surveys of anti-Methodist literature.<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> For the
+most part, his obscurity is deserved. In <em>The Methodist</em>, however,
+he participates in a short-lived revolt against the tyranny of Augustan
+satire and shows considerable evidence of a talent that might have
+created a new style for formal verse satire.</p>
+
+<p>The seventeen-sixties were a difficult period for satire. The
+struggle between Crown and Parliament, the new industrial and agricultural
+methods, the workers&#8217; demands for higher pay, the new rural
+and urban poor, the growth of the Empire, the deteriorating relations
+with the American colonies, the increasing influence of the ideas
+of the Enlightenment, the popularity of democratic ideas, the Wilkes
+controversy, the growth of Methodism, the growth of the novel, the
+interest in the gothic and the picturesque and in chinoiserie, sentimentality,
+enthusiasm&mdash;all these activities made England a highly
+volatile country. Some changes were truly dynamic, others just
+fads. But to someone living in the period, who dared to look around
+him, the complexity of the present and the uncertainty of the future
+must have seemed enormous.</p>
+
+<p>To a satirist, such complexity makes art difficult. Satire usually
+deals with every-day realities, to which it applies simple moral
+ideals. The Augustan satiric alternative&mdash;returning to older beliefs
+in religion, government, philosophy, art&mdash;and the stylistic expression
+of such beliefs&mdash;formal verse satire and epistle, mock-poem,
+heroic or Hudibrastic couplet, diction of polite conversation, ironic
+metaphysical conceits, fantastic fictional situations&mdash;become irrelevant
+to the satirist writing when the past seems lost. In his
+later works, Pope took Augustan satire about as far as it could go.
+<em>The Epilogue to the Satires</em> becomes an epilogue to all Augustan
+satire and the conclusion of <em>The New Dunciad</em> declares the death
+of its own tradition. There is a sense now that England and the
+world have reached the point of no return. The satirist of the
+seventeen-sixties who repeats the ideas and styles of Butler, Dryden,
+Swift, Gay, and Pope seems not only imitative but out-of-touch with
+the world around him.</p>
+
+<p>But such difficulties can provide the impetus for new forms
+and for original styles. And in the seventeen-sixties the writers
+of formal satire show signs of responding to the challenge. Christopher
+Anstey, Charles Churchill, Robert Lloyd, and Evan Lloyd
+seem, during this decade, to be developing their considerable facilities
+with satiric technique toward the creation of new styles.
+Anstey&#8217;s <em>New Bath Guide</em> has a combination of epistolary fiction,
+realism, use of naive observers, changing points of view, sweeping
+view of the social scene, great range of subjects, rolicking verse
+forms, and tone of detached amusement which suggests a satirist
+who, while still largely derivative, had the talent to create new
+techniques. Churchill and Robert Lloyd are explicit in their wish
+to break from Augustan style. Churchill argues that it was &ldquo;a sin
+&#8217;gainst Pleasure, to design / A plan, to methodize each thought,
+each line / Highly to finish.&rdquo; He claims to write &ldquo;When the mad
+fit comes on&rdquo; and praises poetry written &ldquo;Wild without art, and yet
+with pleasure wild&rdquo; (<em>Gotham</em> [1764], II, 167-169, 172, 212). His
+satire&mdash;with its deliberate, irreverant, &ldquo;Byronic&rdquo; run-on lines,
+fanciful digressions, playful indifference to formal structure, impulsively
+involuted syntax, long, wandering sentences&mdash;seems to
+move, as does Robert Lloyd&#8217;s satire (at a somewhat slower pace),
+toward a genuinely new style. In being chatty, fluid, iconoclastic,
+spontaneous-sounding, self-revealing, his satire might eventually
+prove capable of dealing with the problems that the Augustan satirists
+had predicted but did not have to deal with so directly. But
+both Churchill and Robert Lloyd died before they could develop
+their styles to the point that they had a new, timely statement to
+make. Anstey failed to develop beyond the <em>New Bath Guide</em>, and
+his influence proved to be more important on the novel than on
+verse satire.</p>
+
+<p>Evan Lloyd&#8217;s first satire, <em>The Powers of the Pen</em>, is a clever
+but ordinary satire on good and bad writing. It has some historical
+interest as an example of the early influence of Rousseau in England,
+of part of the attack on Samuel Johnson for his adverse criticism
+of Shakespeare, of the influence of Churchill (Lloyd declared
+himself a disciple), and of the expression of the fashionable interest
+in artlessness which was influenced as much by Joseph Warton
+as by Rousseau. In a &ldquo;quill shop&rdquo; the narrator discovers magic
+pens which write like various authors. The one whose &ldquo;Mate was
+purchas&#8217;d by Rousseau&rdquo; can:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+ <span style="margin-left: 2em;">Teach the Passions how to grow</span><br />
+With native Vigour; unconfined<br />
+By those vile Shackles, which the Mind<br />
+Wears in the <em>School of Art</em>....<br />
+Yet will no <em>Heresies</em> admit,<br />
+To gratify the <em>Pride of Wit</em> (p. 30).</p>
+
+<p>He advances these critical dicta elsewhere in this satire, condemning
+Johnson because he tries &ldquo;Nature&rdquo; by &ldquo;<em>Critic-law</em>&rdquo; (p. 21).
+With fashionable Rousseauistic ideas he praises:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+The <em>Muse</em>, who never lov&#8217;d the Town,<br />
+Ne&#8217;er flaunted in brocaded Gown;<br />
+Pleas&#8217;d thro&#8217; the hawthorn&#8217;d Vale to roam,<br />
+Or sing her artless Strain at Home,<br />
+Bred in plain Nature&#8217;s simple Rules,<br />
+Far from the Foppery of Schools (p. 36).</p>
+
+<p>Evan Lloyd, Robert Lloyd, and Churchill, starting from somewhat
+different philosophic principles, all arrive at similar positions.</p>
+
+<p><em>The Curate</em>, his second satire, is largely autobiographical.
+It shows, as does <em>The Powers of the Pen</em>, some clever turns of
+phrases, pithy expressions, and amusing images. It also contains
+incisive criticism of corruption in the Church, of declining respect
+for Christianity, and, what seems to Lloyd almost the same thing,
+of a collapsing class structure. The Church wardens, &ldquo;uncivil and
+unbred! / Unlick&#8217;d, untaught, un-all-things&mdash;but unfed!&rdquo; are &ldquo;but
+sweepers of the pews, / The <em>Scullions of the Church</em>, they dare
+abuse, / And rudely treat their betters&rdquo; (pp. 16-17). They show a
+lack of proper respect both for class-structure and Christianity:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+<em>Servant to Christ!</em> and what is that to me?<br />
+I keep a servant too, as well as He (p. 17).</p>
+
+<p>But <em>The Curate</em> frequently descends to a whine. The curate is
+morally above reproach while those above him are arrogant and those
+below him are disrespectful.</p>
+
+<p>The most serious problem with <em>The Curate</em>, however, is the
+same as the problem with all of Lloyd&#8217;s satires except <em>The Methodist</em>,
+and the same as the problem with almost all satires between
+Pope and Burns or Blake. The satirist seems unwilling to probe,
+to find out what are the political, ethical, psychological, or aesthetic
+forces that cause the problems which the satirist condemns,
+and to recommend what can be done to change these forces. If the
+satirist notes any pattern at all, it is one of ineffective, unmoving
+abstraction and generality.</p>
+
+<p>One explanation for this deliberate avoidance of more profound
+issues is not hard to find. An astonishing number of satires of
+this period contain a large proportion of lines devoted to describing
+how wonderful everything is. The widespread conviction that
+whatever is, in the England of the late eighteenth century, is right,
+may have resulted from the influence of <em>An Essay on Man</em>. Or
+the <em>Essay</em> may have been popular because it expressed ideas already
+in general acceptance. But whatever the explanation is, the
+catch-phrases extracted from Pope&#8217;s most popular work become the
+touchstones of post-Augustan satire.</p>
+
+<p>The problem that the satirist faced in the sixties was, then,
+formidable. The country was in upheaval but the conventions demanded
+that the satirist say everything was nearly perfect. As a
+result, satire tended toward personal whines, like <em>The Curate</em>, toward
+attacking tiresomely obvious objects, like the superficial chit-chat
+of Lloyd&#8217;s <em>Conversation</em>, toward trivial quarrels, like Churchill&#8217;s
+<em>Rosciad</em>, toward broadly unimpeachable morals, like Johnson&#8217;s
+<em>The Vanity of Human Wishes</em>. It is understandable that many writers,
+such as Joseph Warton and Christopher Smart, abandoned satire
+for various kinds of enthusiasm.</p>
+
+<p>Methodism lent itself to such satire. Methodists could be described
+as unfortunate aberrants from an essentially good world,
+typical of those bothersome fanatics and deviants at the fringe of
+society who keep this world from being perfect. They were also
+logical heirs to the satire once visited upon Dissenters but which
+diminished when Dissenters became more restrained in their style
+of worship. (The Preface to one anti-Methodist satire even takes
+pains to exclude &ldquo;rational Dissenters&rdquo; from its target.) Many Methodists
+were followers of Calvin. These Methodists brought out the
+old antagonisms against the Calvinist doctrine of Election (or the
+popular version of it), directed against its severity, its apparent
+encouragement of pride, and its antinomian implications. The mass
+displays of emotion at Methodist meetings would be distasteful to
+many people in most periods and probably were especially so in an
+age in which rational behavior was particularly valued. And there
+were those people who believed that Methodism, in spite of Wesley&#8217;s
+arguments to the contrary, led good members of the Church of England
+astray and threatened religious stability.</p>
+
+<p>Yet all these causes do not explain the harshness of anti-Methodist
+satire. No other subject during this period received such
+severe condemnation. Wesley and Whitefield were accused of seducing
+their female converts, of fleecing all their converts of money,
+of making trouble solely out of envy or pride. Evan Lloyd is not
+so harsh nor so implacably bigoted about any other subject as he
+is about Methodism. He was an intimate friend of John Wilkes, the
+least bigoted of men. Also, there are essential differences between
+the Dissenters of the Restoration and the Methodists of the late
+eighteenth century that would seem to lessen the antagonism toward
+the Methodists. To the satirists of the Restoration, Dissenters
+were reminders of civil war, regicide, the chaos that religious division
+could bring. Now the only threat of religious war or major
+civil disturbance had come from the Jacobites, and even that threat
+was safely in the past. It is notable that Swift, Pope, and Gay
+tended to satirize Dissenters within the context of larger problems.
+The assault on Methodists, then, is actually not a continuation of
+anti-Dissenter satire but something new. Hence the whole movement
+of anti-Methodist satire in the sixties and seventies has an
+untypically violent tone which cannot be explained solely in terms
+of satiric trends or religious attitudes. The explanation lies, I
+think, partly in the social, political, and economic background.</p>
+
+<p>The Methodist movement was perhaps the most dramatic symptom
+(or at least the symptom hardest to ignore) of the changes taking
+place in England. The Methodist open-air services were needed
+because new industrial areas had sprung up where there were no
+churches, and lay preachers were necessary because of population
+shifts but also because of the increase in population made possible
+by new agricultural and manufacturing methods. The practice of
+taking lay preachers from many social classes had obvious democratic
+implications. Wesley, in spite of his political conservatism,
+challenged a number of widely-held, complacent aphorisms, such
+as the belief that people are &ldquo;poor only because they are
+idle.&rdquo;<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a>
+The mass emotionalism of the evangelical meetings were reminders
+that man was not so rational as certain popular ideas tried to make
+him. Wesley&#8217;s insistence (with irritatingly good evidence) that he
+did no more than adhere to the true doctrine of the Church of England
+strongly suggested that the Church of England had strayed
+somewhere. (It is rather interestingly paralleled by Wilkes&#8217;s insistence
+that he only wanted to return to the Declaration of Rights,
+a reminder that the government had also strayed.) And Methodism,
+by its very existence and popularity, posed the question of whether
+the Church of England, in its traditional form, was capable of dealing
+with problems created by social and economic changes.</p>
+
+<p>These social, economic, and political issues are touched upon
+by a number of the anti-Methodist satirists. Most of these satirists,
+however, are contented simply to complain about the lower class
+tone of the Methodist movement, to note generally, as Dryden and
+Swift had noted before, that Protestantism contained the seeds of
+mob rule. The anonymous author of <em>The Saints</em> fears &ldquo;Their frantic
+pray&#8217;r [is] a mere <em>Decoy</em> for <em>Mob</em>&rdquo; (p. 4) and the
+author<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> of <em>The
+Methodist and Mimic</em> claims that Whitefield&#8217;s preaching sends &ldquo;the
+Brainless Mob a gadding&rdquo; (p. 15). Evan Lloyd is the one anti-Methodist
+satirist who explores the larger implications.</p>
+
+<p>Lloyd constructs his satire around the theme of general corruption,
+that nothing is so virtuous that it cannot be spoiled either
+by man&#8217;s weakness or by time. The theme is common in the period
+and could have become banal, except that Lloyd applies it to the
+corruption of the Church and its manifestations in daily life, giving
+it an immediate, lively reference. The Methodist practice of lay
+preachers, for example, Lloyd treats as an instance of the collapse
+of the class system:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+Each vulgar Trade, each sweaty Brow<br />
+Is search&#8217;d....<br />
+Hence ev&#8217;ry Blockhead, Knave, and Dunce,<br />
+Start into Preachers all at once (p. 29).</p>
+
+<p>Lloyd combines the language of theology, government, and civil
+order to suggest a connection between recent riots, the excesses
+of the Earl of Bute, the Protestant belief that religious concepts
+are easily understood by all social classes, democracy, the emotional
+displays of Methodism, and lay preachers:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+Hence Ignorance of ev&#8217;ry size,<br />
+Of ev&#8217;ry shape Wit can devise,<br />
+Altho&#8217; so dull it hardly knows, ...<br />
+When it is Day, or when &#8217;tis Night,<br />
+Shall yet pretend to keep the Key<br />
+Of <em>God</em>&#8217;s dark Secrets, and display<br />
+His <em>hidden Mysteries</em>, as free<br />
+As if <em>God&#8217;s privy Council</em> He,<br />
+Shall to his Presence rush, and dare<br />
+To raise a <em>pious Riot</em> there (pp. 29-30).</p>
+
+<p>Lloyd presents an essentially disorderly world in which chaos
+spreads almost inevitably, in which riots, corrupt ministers, arrogant
+fools, disrespectful lower classes, giddy middle classes, and
+lascivious upper classes are barely kept in check by a system of
+social class, government, and church. Now, with the checks withdrawn,
+lawyers and physicians spread their own disorder even further
+as they:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+Quit their beloved wrangling <em>Hall</em>,<br />
+More loudly in a <em>Church</em> to bawl: ...<br />
+And full as fervent, on their Knees,<br />
+For <em>Heav&#8217;n</em> they pray, as once for <em>Fees</em>; ...<br />
+The <em>Physic-Tribe</em> their Art resign,<br />
+And lose the <em>Quack</em> in the <em>Divine</em>; ...<br />
+Of a <em>New-birth</em> they prate, and prate<br />
+While <em>Midwifry</em> is out of Date (pp. 30-31).</p>
+
+<p>He combines the language of tradesmen with the language of mythology
+and theology to suggest, rather wittily and effectively, that
+disorder can be commonplace and cosmic simultaneously:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+ <span style="margin-left: 1em;">The</span> <em>Bricklay&#8217;r</em> throws his <em>Trowel</em> by,<br />
+And now <em>builds Mansions in the Sky</em>; ...<br />
+The <em>Waterman</em> forgets his <em>Wherry</em>,<br />
+And opens a <em>celestial Ferry</em>; ...<br />
+The <em>Fishermen</em> no longer set<br />
+For <em>Fish</em> the Meshes of their Net,<br />
+But catch, like <em>Peter</em>, <em>Men of Sin</em>,<br />
+For <em>catching</em> is to <em>take them in</em> (pp. 32-34).</p>
+
+<p>This spreading confusion is, however, not just a passing social
+problem but one that results from many breasts being &ldquo;tainted&rdquo;
+and many hearts &ldquo;infected&rdquo; (p. 34). The corruption is almost universal
+and results in Wesley (as he actually did) selling &ldquo;Powders,
+Draughts, and Pills.&rdquo; Madan &ldquo;the springs of Health <em>unlocks</em>,/ And
+by his Preaching cures the <em>P</em>[<em>ox</em>],&rdquo; (he was Chaplain of Lock Hospital)
+and Romaine:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+Pulls you by <em>Gravity up-Hill</em>, ...<br />
+By your <em>bad Deeds</em> your <em>Faith</em> you shew,<br />
+&#8217;Tis but <em>believe</em>, and <em>up You go</em> (p. 36).</p>
+
+<p>Lloyd treats the confusion between sexual desire and religious
+fervor as another aspect of general human depravity, extending the
+satire beyond the crude accusation of hypocrisy or cynicism. He
+argues that the confusion is a part of the human condition, allowed
+to go out of control by a religion that puts passion before reason.
+The Countess of Huntingdon, &ldquo;cloy&#8217;d with <em>carnal</em> Bliss,&rdquo; longs &ldquo;to
+taste how <em>Spirits</em> kiss.&rdquo; In his all-inclusive catalogue of &ldquo;<em>Knaves</em>/
+That crawl on <em>Earth</em>&rdquo; Lloyd includes &ldquo;<em>Prudes</em> that crowd to <em>Pews</em>,/
+While their <em>Thoughts</em> ramble to the <em>Stews</em>&rdquo; (p. 48).</p>
+
+<p>What makes Lloyd interesting, in spite of his many derivative
+ideas and techniques, is inadvertently pointed out by the <em>Critical
+Review</em>, which complains that &ldquo;the author outmethodizes even
+Methodism itself.&rdquo;<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> That the brutal tone of <em>The Methodist</em> went
+beyond the license usually permitted the satirists was recognized
+by Lloyd himself. At the conclusion of the satire he asks God to
+halt the Methodist movement by getting to its source:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+Quench the hot flame, O God, that Burns<br />
+And <em>Piety</em> to <em>Phrenzy</em> turns!</p>
+
+<p>And then, after a few lines, he applies the same terms to himself:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+But soft&mdash;&mdash;my <em>Muse</em>! thy Breath recall&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+Turn not <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s Milk to Gall!<br />
+Let not thy <em>Zeal</em> within thee nurse<br />
+A <em>holy Rage</em>! or <em>pious Curse</em>!<br />
+Far other is the <em>heav&#8217;nly Plan</em>,<br />
+Which the <em>Redeemer</em> gave to Man (pp. 52-53).</p>
+
+<p>The satirist, as Robert C. Elliott points out, has always, in art,
+satirized himself.<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> But there is here as throughout this satire, some
+attempt to develop a style which will express the belief that the
+world will always be disorderly and that the disorder stems from
+man&#8217;s &ldquo;Zeal within.&rdquo; This condition of the world can be expressed
+satirically by a personal, informal satire which recognizes and
+dramatizes just how universal the corruption is and how commonplace
+its manifestations have become.</p>
+
+<p>The informal, disorderly syntax, the colloquial diction, the
+chatty tone, the run-on lines, the conscious roughness of meter and
+rhyme, may have derived from Churchill, but they become here more
+relevant than in any of Churchill&#8217;s satires. They combine with the
+intemperate tone and the satirist&#8217;s concluding confession, his self-identification
+with the object of satire, to create a sense of an unheroic
+satirist, one who does not represent a highly commendable
+satiric alternative. Satire must now turn its vision from the heroic,
+the apocalyptic, the broadly philosophical, even from the depraved,
+and become exceedingly ordinary. It must recognize that there is
+little hope in going back to lofty Augustan ideals. For such subjects,
+it uses the impulsive tone of an over-emotional satirist who
+is as flawed as the subject he satirizes and still represents the
+best of a disordered world.</p>
+
+<p>Lloyd had attempted an autobiographical satire in <em>The Curate</em>.
+He failed to create an important satire for a number of reasons, one
+of which was that he tried to present himself as a high ideal, a belief
+that he apparently held so weakly that the satire became merely
+petulant. Lloyd corrected this error in <em>The Methodist</em> and now seems,
+however briefly, to have opened the way to a truly prophetic style
+of satire.</p>
+
+<p>After <em>The Methodist</em> Lloyd wrote <em>Conversation</em>, a satire that
+not only failed to fulfill the promise of <em>The Methodist</em> but is more
+conservative in theme and style than any of his earlier satires.</p>
+
+<p>After that work he produced little. He published an expanded version
+of <em>The Power of the Pen</em> and a dull ode printed in <em>The Annual
+Register</em>. When William Kenrick, in <em>Love in the Suds</em>, implied that
+Garrick was Isaac Bickerstaff&#8217;s lover, Lloyd defended Garrick in
+<em>Epistle to David Garrick</em>. Kenrick replied with <em>A Whipping for the
+Welch Parson</em>, an ironic Dunciad-Variorum-type editing of Lloyd&#8217;s
+<em>Epistle</em>, in which he got much the better of Lloyd. Lloyd was no
+match for Kenrick at this sort of thing. Except for these uninteresting
+productions and his convivial friendship with Wilkes and
+Garrick, we hear not much more of Lloyd.</p>
+
+<p>We know so little about his life that we can only speculate
+why he failed to follow up the promise of <em>The Methodist</em>; why, after
+favorable reviews from the journals<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a> and the flattering friendship
+of famous men, he was not encouraged to continue a career that
+was as promising as the early career of many famous satirists.
+The explanation may lie solely in his personality. Perhaps the
+moderate success he achieved and the financial rewards it brought
+were enough for him.</p>
+
+<p>Another explanation is suggested by the conservative ideas
+and style of <em>Conversation</em>, which are more like Pope&#8217;s than are the
+ideas and style of any earlier satire of Lloyd&#8217;s. In this satire he
+explicitly repudiates his older, freer critical dicta in both theory
+and practice:</p>
+
+<p class="poem1">
+Tho&#8217; this be <em>Form</em>&mdash;yet bend to <em>Form</em> we must,<br />
+Fools <em>with it</em> please, <em>without it</em> Wits disgust (p. 3).</p>
+
+<p>He uses mostly end-stop couplets, parallel constructions, Augustan
+diction and similes. Apparently, he began his rejection of his new
+ideas and style immediately after <em>The Methodist</em> and before his
+1766-1767 outburst of satire-writing was over.</p>
+
+<p>Lloyd, in writing <em>The Methodist</em>, seems to have come as close
+as any satirist before Blake and the writers of <em>The Anti-Jacobin</em>
+to seeing the problems England and the world were headed toward,
+to recognizing how genuinely volatile English society was in the
+middle of the century, and to creating a style which could deal with
+those problems satirically. It may be that he got some realization
+that his own long passages in <em>The Methodist</em> praising this best of
+all possible worlds (pp. 16-20) and his invocation to the &ldquo;heav&#8217;nly
+Plan&rdquo; at the conclusion made no sense, that they were contradicted
+by other passages in the same satire, that England and the world
+were changing with enormous rapidity, and that the satirist would
+have to create a new style to express the tremendous economic,
+political, social, and religious problems that were coming into being.
+It may be that getting such a faint notion he withdrew into
+artistic conservatism, into conviviality, and into silence.</p>
+
+<p><br />Temple University</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+</div>
+<h2>NOTES TO THE INTRODUCTION</h2>
+
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> For a survey of all Lloyd&#8217;s work see Cecil J. L. Price, <em>A Man of Genius
+and a Welch Man</em> (University of Swansea, Wales, 1963). Lloyd
+is the subject of an unpublished dissertation, <em>The Moral Beau</em>, by Paul
+E. Parnell (New York University, 1956). Two short passages from
+<em>The Methodist</em> are included in <em>The Penguin Book of Satirical Verse</em>,
+ed. Edward Lucie-Smith (Baltimore, 1967).</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> Most recently, Albert M. Lyles, <em>Methodism Mocked</em> (London, 1960).</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> Journal, 8 February 1753, quoted by A. R. Humphreys, <em>The Augustan
+World</em> (New York, 1963), p. 20.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> The pseudonymous author, Peter Paragraph, is identified by Halkett
+and Laing, <em>Dictionary of Anonymous and Pseudonymous English Literature</em>,
+as James Makittrick Adair. Adair did write some works under
+that pseudonym but probably did not write <em>The Methodist and Mimic</em>.
+Lyles, <em>op. cit.</em>, p. 129n., suggests that the author may be Samuel Foote,
+in whose play, <em>The Orators</em>, a character, Peter Paragraph, appears,
+probably representing George Faulkner. Robert Lloyd, in &ldquo;The Cobbler
+of Cripplegate&#8217;s Letter,&rdquo; hints that Peter Paragraph may be Bonnel
+Thornton.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> <em>The Critical Review</em>, XXIII (1766), pp. 75-77.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> <em>The Power of Satire</em> (Princeton, 1960), p. 222 and <em>passim</em>.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> The Methodist was reviewed by <em>The Monthly Review</em>, XXV (1766),
+pp. 319-321, and <em>Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</em>, XXXVI (1766), p. 335. <em>Conversation</em>
+was reviewed more favorably by <em>The Monthly Review</em>, XXXVII
+(1767), p. 394, and by <em>The Critical Review</em> XXIV (1767), pp. 341-343.
+<em>The Critical Review</em> compared him with Swift.</p></div>
+
+
+<div class="box">
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE</h2>
+
+<p style="margin-left: 10em; margin-right: 10em;">
+This facsimile of <em>The Methodist</em> (1766) is reproduced
+from a copy [840. k. 10. (18.)] in the British
+Museum by kind permission of the Trustees.</p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+
+<h3>T H E</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h6>METHODIST<span style="margin-left: -.5em;">.</span></h6>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>A</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h5>POEM<span style="margin-left: -1em;">.</span></h5>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 336px;">
+<img src="images/img017.png" width="336" height="117" alt="signature of E Lloyd" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<h4>AUTHOR OF</h4>
+<h2>The Powers of the Pen, and The Curate.</h2>
+
+<hr style="width: 90%; color: black;" />
+
+<h3><span style="letter-spacing: .3em;">LONDON:<br />
+PRINTED FOR THE AUTHOR;</span><br />
+And Sold by <span class="smcap">Richardson</span> and <span class="smcap">Urquhart</span>, under the<br />
+<span class="smcap">Royal-Exchange, Cornhill</span>.</h3>
+
+<h3>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;<br />
+MDCCLXVI.</h3>
+
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 95%;" />
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+<h3>T H E</h3>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<h6>METHODIST<span style="margin-left: -.5em;">.</span></h6>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Nothing, search all creation round,<br />
+Nothing so <em>firmly good</em> is found,<br />
+Whose substance, with such closeness knit,<br />
+<em>Corruption</em>&#8217;s <em>Touch</em> will not admit;<br />
+But, spite of all incroaching stains,<br />
+Its native purity retains:<br />
+Whose texture will nor warp, nor fade,<br />
+Though moths and weather shou&#8217;d invade,<br />
+Which <em>Time</em>&#8217;s sharp tooth cannot corrode,<br />
+Proof against <em>Accident</em> and <em>Mode</em>;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
+And, maugre each assailing dart,<br />
+Thrown by the hand of Force, or Art,<br />
+Remains (let Fate do what it will)<br />
+<em>Simple</em> and <em>uncorrupted</em> still.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Virtue</em>, of constitution nice,<br />
+Quickly degen&#8217;rates into <em>Vice</em>;<br />
+Change but the <em>Person</em>, <em>Place</em>, and <em>Time</em>,<br />
+And what was <em>Merit</em> turns to <em>Crime</em>.<br />
+<em>Wisdom</em>, which men with so much pain,<br />
+With so much weariness attain,<br />
+May in a little moment quit,<br />
+And abdicate the throne of Wit,<br />
+And leave, a vacant seat, the brain,<br />
+For Folly to usurp and reign.<br />
+Should you but discompose the tide,<br />
+On which <em>Ideas</em> wont to ride,<br />
+<em>Ferment</em> it with a <em>yeasty Storm</em>,<br />
+Or with high <em>Floods of Wine</em> deform;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
+Altho&#8217; <em>Sir Oracle</em> is he,<br />
+Who is as wise, as wise can be,<br />
+In one short minute we shall find<br />
+The wise man gone, a fool behind.<br />
+<em>Courage</em>, that is all nerve and heart,<br />
+That dares confront Death&#8217;s brandish&#8217;d dart,<br />
+That dares to single Fight defy<br />
+The stoutest Hector of the sky,<br />
+Whose mettle ne&#8217;er was known to slack,<br />
+Nor wou&#8217;d on thunder turn his back;<br />
+How small a matter may controul,<br />
+And sooth the fury of his soul!<br />
+Shou&#8217;d this intrepid Mars, his clay<br />
+Dilute with nerve-relaxing Tea,<br />
+Thin broths, thin whey, or water-gruel,<br />
+He is no longer fierce and cruel,<br />
+But mild and gentle as a dove,<br />
+The <em>Hero</em>&#8217;s melted down to <em>Love</em>.<br />
+The <em>juices</em> soften&#8217;d, (here we note<br />
+More on the <em>juices</em> than the <em>Coat</em><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+Depends, to make a valiant Mars<br />
+Rich in the heraldry of scars)<br />
+The <em>Man</em> is <em>soften&#8217;d</em> too, and shews<br />
+No fondness for a bloody nose.<br />
+When <em>Georgy S&mdash;k&mdash;&mdash;le shunn&#8217;d the Fray</em>,<br />
+He&#8217;d swill&#8217;d a little too much Tea.<br />
+<em>Chastity</em> melts like sun-kiss&#8217;d snow,<br />
+When Lust&#8217;s hot wind begins to blow.<br />
+Let but that <em>horrid Creature, Man</em>,<br />
+Breathe on a lady thro&#8217; her fan,<br />
+Her <em>Virtue</em> thaws, and by and bye<br />
+Will of the <em>falling Sickness</em> die.<br />
+Lo! <em>Beauty</em>, still more transitory,<br />
+Fades in the mid-day of its glory!<br />
+For <em>Nature</em> in her kindness swore,<br />
+That she who kills, shall kill no more;<br />
+And in pure mercy does erase<br />
+Each killing feature in the face;<br />
+Plucks from the cheek the damask rose,<br />
+E&#8217;en at the moment that it blows;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
+Dims the bright lustre of those eyes<br />
+To which the Gods wou&#8217;d sacrifice;<br />
+Dries the moist lip, and pales its hue,<br />
+And brushes off its honied dew;<br />
+Flattens the proudly swelling chest,<br />
+Furrows the round elastic breast,<br />
+And all the Loves that on it play&#8217;d,<br />
+Are in a tomb of wrinkles laid;<br />
+Recalls those charms, which she design&#8217;d<br />
+To <em>please</em>, and not <em>bewitch</em> Mankind;<br />
+But with too delicate a touch,<br />
+Heightening the <em>Ornaments</em> too much,<br />
+She finds her daughters can convert<br />
+Blessings to curses, good to hurt,<br />
+Proof of parental love to give,<br />
+She blots them out that Man may live.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+The hour will come (which let not me<br />
+Indulgent Nature, live to see!)<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+The hour will come, when <em>Chloe</em>&#8217;s form<br />
+Shall with its beauty feed the worm;<br />
+That face where troops of Cupids throng,<br />
+Whose charms first warm&#8217;d me into song,<br />
+Shall wrinkle, wither, and decay,<br />
+To Age, and to Disease, a prey!<br />
+<em>Chloe</em>, in whom are so combin&#8217;d<br />
+The charms of body and of mind,<br />
+As might to Earth elicit <em>Jove</em>,<br />
+Thinking his Heav&#8217;n well left for Love;<br />
+Perfection as she is, the hour<br />
+Will come, when she must feel the pow&#8217;r<br />
+Of <em>Time</em>, and to his wither&#8217;d arms,<br />
+Resign the rifling of her charms!<br />
+Must veil her beauties in a cloud,<br />
+A grave her bed, her robe a shroud!<br />
+When all her glowing, vivid bloom,<br />
+Must fade and wither in the tomb!<br />
+When she who bears the ensigns now,<br />
+Of Beauty&#8217;s Priestess on her brow,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
+Shall to th&#8217; abhorr&#8217;d embrace of Death<br />
+Give up the sweetness of her breath!<br />
+When worms&mdash;but stop, <em>Description</em>, there&mdash;<br />
+My heart cannot the picture bear&mdash;<br />
+Sickens to think there is a day,<br />
+When <em>Chloe</em> will be made a prey<br />
+To Death, a piece-meal feast for him<br />
+With rav&#8217;nous jaw to tear each limb,<br />
+And feature after feature eat,<br />
+While <em>Beauty</em> only serves for <em>Meat</em>&mdash;<br />
+Wretched to know that this is true,<br />
+Forbear t&#8217; anticipate the view!<br />
+Hence, <em>Observation</em>!&mdash;take your leave!&mdash;<br />
+And kindly, <em>Memory</em>, deceive!<br />
+And when some forty years are fled,<br />
+And age has on her beauties fed,<br />
+Dear <em>Self-Delusion</em>! lend thy skill<br />
+To fancy she is <em>Chloe</em> still!</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Cities</em> and <em>Empires</em> will decay,<br />
+And to <em>Corruption</em> fall a prey!<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+<em>Athens</em>, of arts the native land,<br />
+Cou&#8217;d not the stroke of Time withstand;<br />
+There Serpents hiss, and ravens croak,<br />
+Where <em>Socrates</em> and <em>Plato</em> spoke.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Proud <em>Troy</em> herself (as all things must)<br />
+Is crumbled into native dust;<br />
+Is now a pasture, where the beast<br />
+Strays for his vegetable feast,<br />
+Old <em>Priam</em>&#8217;s royal palace now<br />
+May couch the ox, the ass, the cow.&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Rome</em>, city of imperial worth,<br />
+The mighty mistress of the earth;<br />
+<em>Rome</em>, that gave law to all the world,<br />
+Is now to blank Destruction hurl&#8217;d!&mdash;<br />
+Is now a sepulchre, a tomb,<br />
+To tell the stranger, &ldquo;Here was <em>Rome</em>.&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+View the <em>West Abbey</em>! there we see<br />
+How frail a thing is royalty!<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+Where crowns and sceptres worms supply,<br />
+And kings and queens, like lumber lie.<br />
+The <em>Tombs themselves</em> are worn away,<br />
+And own the empire of <em>Decay</em>,<br />
+Mouldering like the royal dust,<br />
+Which to preserve they have in trust.<br />
+Nor has the <em>Marble</em> more withstood<br />
+The rage of <em>Time</em>, than <em>Flesh and Blood</em>!<br />
+The <em>King of Stone</em> is worn away,<br />
+As well as is the <em>King of Clay</em>&mdash;<br />
+Here lies a <em>King without a Nose</em>,<br />
+And there a <em>Prince without his Toes</em>;<br />
+Here on her back a <em>Royal Fair</em><br />
+Lies, but a little worse for wear;<br />
+Those lips, whose touch cou&#8217;d almost turn<br />
+Old age to youth, and make it burn;<br />
+To which young kings were proud to kneel,<br />
+Are kick&#8217;d by every Schoolboy&#8217;s heel;<br />
+Struck rudely by the <em>Showman&#8217;s Wand</em>,<br />
+And crush&#8217;d by every callous Hand:<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
+Here a <em>puissant Monarch</em> frowns<br />
+In menace high to rival Crowns;<br />
+He threatens&mdash;but will do no harm&mdash;<br />
+Our <em>Monarch</em> has not left an arm.<br />
+Thus all <em>Things</em> feel the gen&#8217;ral curse,<br />
+<em>That all Things must with Time grow worse</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+But your Philosophers will say,<br />
+<em>Best Things grow worst when they decay</em>.<br />
+And many facts they have at hand<br />
+To prove it, shou&#8217;d you proofs demand.<br />
+As if <em>Corruption</em> shut her jaw,<br />
+And scorn&#8217;d to cram her filthy maw,<br />
+With aught but dainties rich and rare,<br />
+And morsels of the choicest fare;<br />
+As garden Birds are led to bite,<br />
+Where&#8217;er the fairest fruits invite.<br />
+If <em>Ph&oelig;bus&#8217;</em> rays too fiercely burn,<br />
+The <em>richest Wines</em> to <em>sourest</em> turn:<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+And they who living <em>highly fed</em>,<br />
+Will breed a <em>Pestilence when dead</em>.<br />
+Thus <em>Aldermen</em>, who at each Feast,<br />
+Cram Tons of Spices from the East,<br />
+Whose leading wish, and only plan,<br />
+Is to learn how to <em>pickle Man</em>;<br />
+Who more than vie with <em>&AElig;gypt</em>&#8217;s art,<br />
+And make themselves a <em>human Tart</em>,<br />
+A <em>walking Pastry-Shop</em>, a <em>Gut</em>,<br />
+Shambles by Wholesale to inglut;<br />
+And gorge each high-concocted Mess<br />
+The art of Cookery can dress:<br />
+Yet spite of all, when <em>Death</em> thinks fit<br />
+To take them off, lest t&#8217; other bit<br />
+Shou&#8217;d burst these <em>living Mummies</em>, able<br />
+Neither to eat, nor quit the Table;<br />
+Whether He Dropsy sends or Gout,<br />
+To fetch them by the Shoulders out;<br />
+Tho&#8217; living they were <em>Salt</em> and <em>Spice</em>,<br />
+The carcase is not over nice;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+And all may find, who have a <em>Nose</em>,<br />
+<em>Dead Aldermen</em> are not a rose.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+This reas&#8217;ning only serves to shew,<br />
+The world call&#8217;d <em>Natural</em>, is so.<br />
+But various instances proclaim,<br />
+&#8217;Tis in the <em>moral World</em> the same.<br />
+Thus <em>Woman</em>, Nature&#8217;s <em>chastest</em> work,<br />
+<em>Lust-struck</em>, out-paramours the Turk;<br />
+Tho&#8217; <em>gentle</em> as the suckling Child,<br />
+<em>Enrag&#8217;d</em>, than famish&#8217;d Wolves more wild;<br />
+A more fell minister of <em>Death</em>&mdash;<br />
+<em>Rime</em> gives the instance in <em>Mackbeth</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Reason herself</em>, that <em>sober Dame</em>,<br />
+So mild, so temperate, so tame,<br />
+Her head once turn&#8217;d, and giddy grown,<br />
+Raving with phrenzy not her own,<br />
+Plays madder pranks, more full of spleen<br />
+Than any Hoyden of sixteen.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+Whether she burns with <em>Love</em> or <em>Hate</em>,<br />
+Or grows with <em>baseless Hopes</em> elate,<br />
+With <em>Desperation</em> is forlorn,<br />
+Or with imagin&#8217;d horrors torn,<br />
+If on <em>Ambition</em>&#8217;s swelling tide,<br />
+Her crazy bark from side to side,<br />
+Reels like a drunkard, tempest-tost,<br />
+Or in the <em>Gulph of Pride</em> is lost;<br />
+Whate&#8217;er the <em>leading Passion</em> be,<br />
+That works the Soul&#8217;s anxiety,<br />
+In each <em>Extreme</em> th&#8217; effect is bad,<br />
+<em>Sense</em> grows diseas&#8217;d, and <em>Reason</em> mad.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Why shou&#8217;d the Muse of <em>Angels</em> tell<br />
+Turn&#8217;d into <em>Devils</em> when they fell?<br />
+Why search the Chronicles of <em>Hell</em>,<br />
+While <em>Earth</em> examples it as well?<br />
+Why talk of <em>Satan</em>, while we see<br />
+Each day some new Apostacy?<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+<em>Tories</em> to <em>Whigs</em> convert, and <em>Whigs</em>,<br />
+<em>Mere Ministerial Whirlegigs</em>,<br />
+Turn&#8217;d by the hand of <em>Int&#8217;rest</em>, take<br />
+The <em>Tory-part</em>, for Lucre&#8217;s sake.<br />
+<em>Patriots</em> turn <em>Placemen</em>, and support<br />
+Against their Country&#8217;s good the Court;<br />
+Are bought with <em>Pensions</em> to retire,<br />
+When drooping Kingdoms most require<br />
+Their aid&mdash;&mdash;Tho&#8217; here the Muse wou&#8217;d fain<br />
+<em>Except</em> ONE of the <em>pension&#8217;d Train</em>,<br />
+(<em>One</em> meritorious &#8217;bove the rest,<br />
+A <em>patriot Minister</em>, confest)<br />
+Yet strictest honour can&#8217;t acquit<br />
+That <em>Pensioner</em>, who once was <em>P&mdash;&mdash;</em>.<br />
+Instance on instance to my view<br />
+Come rushing, of the changeling crew,<br />
+That I could quarrel with my Nature,<br />
+To think that Man is such a Creature&mdash;<br />
+And are we all a fickle tribe,<br />
+Venal to ev&#8217;ry golden bribe?<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
+Is there not one of honour found,<br />
+In all the List of <em>Placemen</em> found?<br />
+Yes&mdash;<em>one</em> there is, in perils tried,<br />
+Yet never known to <em>change his Side</em>,<br />
+Or <em>Principles</em>&mdash;nor think it strange,<br />
+He ne&#8217;er had <em>Principles</em> to change,<br />
+And for a <em>Side</em> (the proof is new)<br />
+He&#8217;s <em>none</em>, because that <em>he has two</em>.<br />
+Throw him from <em>Party</em>&#8217;s giddy heights,<br />
+A <em>Cat in Politics</em> he lights<br />
+Ever upon his feet; his heart<br />
+Clings both to <em>Whig</em> and <em>Tory-part</em>;<br />
+Is <em>this</em>, is <em>that</em>, is <em>both</em>, or <em>neither</em>,<br />
+And still keeps shifting with the Weather.<br />
+Who does not know that <em>T&mdash;s&mdash;d</em>&#8217;s he,<br />
+That reads the <em>Book of Ministry</em>?</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Thus let us turn where&#8217;er we will,<br />
+<em>Each Machiavel</em>&#8217;s a <em>Changeling</em> still.<br />
+But tho&#8217; among all <em>Nature</em>&#8217;s works<br />
+The seed of foul <em>Corruption</em> lurks,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+Yet no where is it known to bear<br />
+So vile a Crop on Ground so fair,<br />
+As when upon <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s root<br />
+<em>It raises Diabolic Fruit</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+When the Almighty Father&#8217;s Love<br />
+Call&#8217;d Things to Being, from above<br />
+Millions of winged <em>Blessings</em> flew,<br />
+Sent from his right hand, to bedew<br />
+The new-born Earth, and from their wings<br />
+Shed good on all <em>created Things</em>.<br />
+Precious and various tho&#8217; the store<br />
+Which down to Earth these Legates bore,<br />
+That <em>Heav&#8217;nly Spark</em> we <em>Reason call</em>,<br />
+Was far the richest boon of all.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+By <em>this</em> we find <em>th&#8217; Almighty Cause</em><br />
+From whom the World its Being draws;<br />
+<em>By whom Earth</em>&#8217;s plenteous Table&#8217;s spread,<br />
+At which each living Creature&#8217;s fed;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
+<em>Who</em> gave the <em>Breath of Life</em>, and whence<br />
+This fine <em>Variety</em> of <em>Sense</em>;<br />
+<em>Whose Hands</em> unfold the azure sky,<br />
+Sublimely pleasing to <em>the Eye</em>;<br />
+<em>Who</em> tun&#8217;d the feather&#8217;d Songster&#8217;s throat,<br />
+Giving such softness to his note,<br />
+To fill the <em>Ear</em> with dulcet sound,<br />
+And pour sweet Music all around;<br />
+Who on the teeming Branches plac&#8217;d<br />
+Such various Fruit to please the <em>Taste</em>;<br />
+What bounteous Hand perfum&#8217;d the <em>Rose</em>,<br />
+And ev&#8217;ry scented Flow&#8217;r that blows,<br />
+And wafts its fragrance thro&#8217; the Vale,<br />
+Courting the <em>Smell</em> in ev&#8217;ry gale,<br />
+To <em>whom</em> it is we owe so much<br />
+Substantial pleasure in the <em>Touch</em>;<br />
+And <em>whence</em>, superior to the whole,<br />
+Those raptures that transport <em>the Soul</em>;<br />
+<em>This</em> gives our Gratitude to glow<br />
+To him, from whom such Blessings flow;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
+This teaches Man his <em>moral Part</em>,<br />
+And grafts <em>Religion</em> in the Heart.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Glory to God, good Will to Man,<br />
+And Peace on Earth</em>, compos&#8217;d the plan,<br />
+For which <em>Religion</em> first came down,<br />
+And brought to Earth a <em>heav&#8217;nly Crown</em>.<br />
+Better her Purpose to complete,<br />
+And <em>Satan</em>&#8217;s Malice to defeat,<br />
+A Troop of <em>holy Genii</em> came,<br />
+Co-workers in the glorious Scheme.<br />
+To each a scroll the Goddess gave,<br />
+On which these lines She did engrave:<br />
+&ldquo;Go, teach the sons of Men to raise<br />
+Their voice unto their <em>Maker</em>&#8217;s praise.<br />
+Go, call forth <em>Charity</em> to meet<br />
+Distress that seeks her in the Street;<br />
+Bid her the lame with Legs supply,<br />
+And be unto the blind an Eye;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+A Mantle o&#8217;er the naked throw,<br />
+And reach a healing hand to Woe;<br />
+Visit the bed where Sickness lies,<br />
+And wipe the tears from Orphans eyes;<br />
+Bid her Affliction&#8217;s hour beguile,<br />
+And teach the tear-worn Cheek to smile;<br />
+Bid her send Comfort to expell<br />
+Grief from the lonely Widow&#8217;s Cell;<br />
+Make blunt the arrows of Mischance,<br />
+And ope the eyes of Ignorance;<br />
+To those lost Pilgrims point the Way,<br />
+Who in <em>Sin</em>&#8217;s tenfold Darkness stray,<br />
+Recall them from <em>Hell</em>&#8217;s thickest night,<br />
+And shew <em>Salvation</em>&#8217;s glorious Light;<br />
+For thus the World that Peace shall find,<br />
+For which it was by <em>God</em> design&#8217;d.&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Such the commands <em>Religion</em> gave,<br />
+When first she came the World to save,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
+Such the attendants in her Train,<br />
+When She began her holy Reign.<br />
+And when <em>Messiah</em>&#8217;s gracious Love<br />
+Urg&#8217;d him to leave the <em>Realms</em> above,<br />
+Urg&#8217;d him to quit his <em>heav&#8217;nly Throne</em>,<br />
+His People&#8217;s Trespass to atone,<br />
+And, tho&#8217; so long they had withstood<br />
+His Will, to wash them with his Blood;<br />
+The great Command he did renew,<br />
+To <em>give to God, and Man his due</em>;<br />
+Bade the bright <em>Sun of Faith</em> arise,<br />
+And open&#8217;d Heav&#8217;n to mortal eyes,<br />
+Leaving <em>Religion</em> on the Earth,<br />
+More fair and pure than at her Birth.&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+How mutilated now and marr&#8217;d,<br />
+Deform&#8217;d, distorted, mangled, scarr&#8217;d!<br />
+Thro&#8217; <em>modern Conventicles</em> trace<br />
+The Goddess, you&#8217;ll not know her face:<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
+The <em>holy Genii</em> all are fled,<br />
+And <em>Sprites</em> and <em>Dev&#8217;ls</em> come in their stead.<br />
+And now a counterfeiting Dame<br />
+Usurps <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s sacred Name,<br />
+But no more like in <em>Heart</em> or <em>Face</em>,<br />
+Than <em>F&mdash;x</em>&#8217;s deeds to deeds of Grace.<br />
+Visit her at her <em>T-tt&mdash;m</em> Seat,<br />
+You&#8217;ll find she is an errant Cheat.<br />
+For <em>Satan</em>, Man&#8217;s invet&#8217;rate foe,<br />
+Whose greatest joy is human woe,<br />
+Repining at the heav&#8217;nly Plan,<br />
+That promis&#8217;d so much Good to Man,<br />
+Us&#8217;d all his Malice, Wit, and Pow&#8217;r,<br />
+The World&#8217;s great Blessings to devour.<br />
+Well the <em>malicious Spirit</em> knew<br />
+Whence <em>Man</em> his chief resources drew<br />
+Of Happiness, and saw confest,<br />
+Where all was good, <em>Religion</em> best;<br />
+And at her unpolluted Heart<br />
+He aim&#8217;d his most envenom&#8217;d Dart.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>
+He knew the Interest of <em>Hell</em><br />
+Cou&#8217;d never on the <em>Earth</em> go well,<br />
+While <em>pure Religion</em> did maintain<br />
+O&#8217;er Man a sanctimonious reign.<br />
+With her he wag&#8217;d malicious War,<br />
+He might, if not destroy her, mar<br />
+Her Face; might with false Lights misguide,<br />
+And make her Combat on his side.<br />
+Highly did his <em>Ambition</em> burn<br />
+Heav&#8217;n&#8217;s Arms against itself to turn.<br />
+Nor would his <em>Malice</em> triumph less,<br />
+To <em>damn</em> where <em>God</em> design&#8217;d to <em>bless</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+For this <em>the Fiend</em> to Earth ascends,<br />
+To try his Int&#8217;rest with his Friends.<br />
+Long in his fiery Chariot hurl&#8217;d,<br />
+He had explor&#8217;d the pendent World;<br />
+Long had he search&#8217;d without avail,<br />
+Each <em>Meeting</em>, <em>Dungeon</em>, <em>Court</em>, and <em>Jail</em>,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
+Each <em>Mart of Villainy</em>, where <em>Vice</em><br />
+Presides, and <em>Virtue</em> bears no Price,<br />
+Where <em>Fraud</em>, <em>Hypocrisy</em>, and <em>Lies</em><br />
+Are selling while the Devil buys.<br />
+Long had he search&#8217;d, but could not find<br />
+An <em>Agent</em> suited to his Mind,<br />
+Who cou&#8217;d transact his Business well,<br />
+And do on Earth the work of Hell;<br />
+That he might at his leisure go,<br />
+And manage his Affairs below.&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Tir&#8217;d and despairing of a Friend<br />
+On whom he safely might depend,<br />
+At <em>T-tt&mdash;m</em> he alights from Air&mdash;<br />
+<em>Magus</em>, that <em>Sorcerer</em>, was there.<br />
+Pleas&#8217;d <em>Satan</em> somewhat nearer drew,<br />
+Look&#8217;d thro&#8217; him at a single view,<br />
+Bless&#8217;d his good Luck, and grinn&#8217;d aghast&mdash;<br />
+&ldquo;&#8217;Tis well, for I have found at last,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
+The Thing I long have sought, in <em>Thee</em>,<br />
+<em>An Agent in Iniquity</em>.<br />
+Thus let me mark Thee for my own,<br />
+And from henceforth for <em>mine</em> be known.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Then with out-stretched claws his Eyes<br />
+He <em>twisted</em> diff&#8217;rent ways&mdash;the <em>Skies</em><br />
+Are watch&#8217;d by <em>one</em>, and (strange to tell!)<br />
+The <em>other</em> is the Guard of <em>Hell</em>.<br />
+Then thus&mdash;&ldquo;&#8217;Tis fit thy Eyes shou&#8217;d roll,<br />
+<em>Cross</em> as the purpose of thy Soul,<br />
+Fit that they look a diff&#8217;rent way,<br />
+Like what You <em>do</em>, and what You <em>say</em>;<br />
+Thy <em>Eye-balls</em> now are pois&#8217;d and hung,<br />
+As even as thy <em>Heart</em> and <em>Tongue</em>&mdash;<br />
+Prosper&mdash;to <em>me</em>, to <em>Hell</em> (he cried)<br />
+Be true, but false to all beside.<br />
+<em>Riches are mine</em>&mdash;I will repay<br />
+For ev&#8217;ry Soul you lead astray&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
+Give out thyself a Light to shew<br />
+Which way &#8217;tis best to Heav&#8217;n to go;<br />
+But lead the Pilgrims wrong, and shine<br />
+An <em>Ignis fatuus</em> of mine&mdash;<br />
+Draw them thro&#8217; bog, thro&#8217; brake, thro&#8217; mire,<br />
+I&#8217;ll dry them at a <em>rousing Fire</em>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Magus</em> complacent smil&#8217;d&mdash;his Eyes<br />
+Twinkled with signs of Joy, one flies<br />
+Upward, and t&#8217;other down, like Scales,<br />
+Where this ascends, when that prevails&mdash;<br />
+Then <em>thrice</em> he turn&#8217;d upon his heel,<br />
+And swore Allegiance to the <em>De&#8217;el</em>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Right faithfully his <em>Oath</em> he kept,<br />
+And might each Night before he slept<br />
+Boast of his labours to maintain,<br />
+And spread abroad his <em>Master</em>&#8217;s Reign;<br />
+Might boast the magic of his Rod<br />
+To whip away the <em>Love of God</em>,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+For all of <em>God</em> he makes appear<br />
+Has nought to <em>love</em>, but all to <em>fear</em>.<br />
+That debt, which <em>Gratitude</em> each day<br />
+Paying, wou&#8217;d still own much to pay;<br />
+Instead of <em>Duty</em> freely paid,<br />
+A <em>Tyrant</em>&#8217;s <em>hard Exaction</em>&#8217;s made.<br />
+Fitted the simple to cajole,<br />
+First of his Wits, and then his Soul,<br />
+He urges fifty false Pretences,<br />
+Preaching his Hearers from their Senses.<br />
+He knows his <em>Master</em>&#8217;s Realm so well,<br />
+His Sermons are a <em>Map of Hell</em>,<br />
+An <em>Ollio</em> made of <em>Conflagration</em>,<br />
+Of <em>Gulphs of Brimstone</em>, and <em>Damnation</em>,<br />
+<em>Eternal Torments</em>, <em>Furnace</em>, <em>Worm</em>,<br />
+<em>Hell-Fire</em>, a <em>Whirlwind</em>, and a <em>Storm</em>,<br />
+With <em>Mammon</em>, <em>Satan</em>, and <em>Perdition</em>,<br />
+And <em>Beelzebub</em> to help the Dish on;<br />
+<em>Belial</em> and <em>Lucifer</em>, and all<br />
+The <em>nick-Names</em> which <em>old Nick</em> we call&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
+But he has ta&#8217;en especial care,<br />
+To have nor <em>Sense</em> nor <em>Reason</em> there.<br />
+A thousand scorching Words beside,<br />
+Over his tongue as glibly slide,<br />
+Familiar as a glass of wine,<br />
+Or a Tobacco-pipe on mine;<br />
+That You wou&#8217;d swear he was compleater,<br />
+Than <em>Powell</em>, as a <em>Fire-Eater</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Virgins he will seduce astray,<br />
+Only to shew the shortest Way<br />
+To <em>Heaven</em>, and because it lies<br />
+Above the <em>Zodiac</em> in the Skies,<br />
+That they <em>may better see the Track</em>,<br />
+He lays them down <em>upon their Back</em>.<br />
+Domestic Peace he can destroy,<br />
+And the confusion view with Joy,<br />
+Children from Parents he can draw,<br />
+What&#8217;s <em>Conscience</em>?&mdash;he is safe from <em>Law</em>&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+The closest Union can divide,<br />
+Take Husbands from their Spouses&#8217; side,<br />
+But it turns out to better Use,<br />
+Wives from their Husbands to seduce;<br />
+And as their Journey lies <em>up-Hill</em>,<br />
+Ev&#8217;ry Incumbrance were an Ill;<br />
+And lest their Speed shou&#8217;d be withstood,<br />
+He takes their <em>Money</em>&mdash;<em>for their Good</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Such is the Agent <em>Satan</em> chose,<br />
+<em>Religion</em>&#8217;s Progress to oppose&mdash;<br />
+Too great the Task for <em>one</em> was thought,<br />
+And <em>under-Agents</em> must be sought&mdash;<br />
+On this high Enterprize intent,<br />
+A troop of <em>evil Sprites</em> he sent,<br />
+Commission&#8217;d, wheresoe&#8217;er they found<br />
+<em>Hearts hollow, rotten, and unsound</em>,<br />
+Within those Breasts accurs&#8217;d to dwell,<br />
+Teaching the Liturgy of <em>Hell</em>.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
+Big with the Charge th&#8217; infernal Crew<br />
+To their belov&#8217;d Appointment flew;<br />
+With busy search thro&#8217; ev&#8217;ry Class,<br />
+Thro&#8217; ev&#8217;ry Rank of Men they pass,<br />
+In ev&#8217;ry Class of Men they find<br />
+Some <em>Hearts</em> corrupted to their Mind,<br />
+Ev&#8217;ry Profession they explore,<br />
+Ev&#8217;ry Profession gives them more;<br />
+The higher Functions ransack&#8217;d, now<br />
+Each vulgar Trade, each sweaty Brow<br />
+Is search&#8217;d, and in them all were found,<br />
+<em>Some hollow, rotten, and unsound</em>.<br />
+In each depraved Bosom dwell<br />
+These <em>Sprites</em>, nor miss their native <em>Hell</em>.<br />
+Hence ev&#8217;ry Blockhead, Knave, and Dunce,<br />
+Start into Preachers all at once.<br />
+Hence Ignorance of ev&#8217;ry size,<br />
+Of ev&#8217;ry shape Wit can devise,<br />
+Altho&#8217; so dull it hardly knows,<br />
+Which are its Fingers, which its Toes,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
+Which is the left Hand, which the Right,<br />
+When it is Day, or when &#8217;tis Night,<br />
+Shall yet pretend to keep the Key<br />
+Of <em>God</em>&#8217;s dark Secrets, and display<br />
+His <em>hidden Mysteries</em>, as free<br />
+As if <em>God</em>&#8217;s <em>privy Council</em> He,<br />
+Shall to his Presence rush, and dare<br />
+To raise a <em>pious Riot</em> there.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Lawyers</em> (a Commutation strange!)<br />
+<em>Coke Littleton</em> for <em>Bible</em> change;<br />
+Quit their beloved wrangling <em>Hall</em>,<br />
+More loudly in a <em>Church</em> to bawl:<br />
+<em>Statutes at large</em> are thrown aside,<br />
+And now the <em>Testament</em>&#8217;s their guide;<br />
+And full as fervent, on their Knees,<br />
+For <em>Heav&#8217;n</em> they pray, as once for <em>Fees</em>;<br />
+<em>Plaintiff</em>, <em>Defendant</em>, and <em>my Lord</em>,<br />
+Are banish&#8217;d, and now <em>Faith</em>&#8217;s the Word,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+Of <em>Briefs</em> no longer now they dream,<br />
+<em>Religion</em> is the only Theme.<br />
+The <em>Physic-Tribe</em> their Art resign,<br />
+And lose the <em>Quack</em> in the <em>Divine</em>;<br />
+<em>Galen</em> lies on the Shelf unread,<br />
+A <em>Pray&#8217;r-Book</em> open in its stead;<br />
+<em>Salvation</em> now is all the <em>Cant</em>,<br />
+<em>Salvation</em> is the <em>only</em> Want.<br />
+&ldquo;<em>Throw Physic to the Dogs</em>,&rdquo; they cry,<br />
+&#8217;Twill never bring you to the Sky.<br />
+Of a <em>New-birth</em> they prate, and prate<br />
+While <em>Midwifry</em> is out of Date;<br />
+Let Fevers, Agues, take their turn,<br />
+To freeze the Patient, or to burn,<br />
+In vain he seeks the Physic Tribe,<br />
+No <em>Recipe</em> will they prescribe,<br />
+But what is sovereign to controul<br />
+The Maladies that hurt the Soul.<br />
+And tho&#8217; while <em>Body-quacks</em>, with <em>Pill</em><br />
+Or <em>Bolus</em>, &#8217;twas their Trade to kill,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>
+More miserably still, alack!<br />
+For the <em>diseased Soul</em> they <em>quack</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+The <em>Sons of War</em> sometimes are known<br />
+To fight with Weapons not their own,<br />
+Ceasing the <em>Sword of Steel</em> to wield,<br />
+They take <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s <em>Sword and Shield</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Ev&#8217;ry <em>Mechanic</em> will commence<br />
+<em>Orator</em>, without <em>Mood</em> or <em>Tense</em>.<br />
+<em>Pudding</em> is <em>Pudding</em> still, they know,<br />
+Whether it has a Plumb or no;<br />
+So, tho&#8217; the Preacher has no skill,<br />
+A <em>Sermon</em> is a <em>Sermon</em> still.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+The <em>Bricklay&#8217;r</em> throws his <em>Trowel</em> by,<br />
+And now <em>builds Mansions in the Sky</em>;<br />
+The <em>Cobbler</em>, touch&#8217;d with <em>holy Pride</em>,<br />
+Flings his <em>old Shoes</em>, and <em>Last</em> aside,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
+And now devoutly sets about<br />
+Cobbling of <em>Souls</em> that <em>ne&#8217;er wear out</em>;<br />
+The <em>Baker</em>, now a <em>Preacher</em> grown,<br />
+Finds Man <em>lives not by Bread alone</em>,<br />
+And now his Customers he feeds<br />
+With <em>Pray&#8217;rs</em>, with <em>Sermons</em>, <em>Groans</em> and <em>Creeds</em>;<br />
+The <em>Tinman</em>, mov&#8217;d by Warmth within,<br />
+<em>Hammers</em> the <em>Gospel</em>, just like <em>Tin</em>;<br />
+<em>Weavers inspir&#8217;d</em> their <em>Shuttles</em> leave,<br />
+<em>Sermons</em>, and <em>flimsy Hymns</em> to weave;<br />
+<em>Barbers</em> unreap&#8217;d will leave the Chin,<br />
+To trim, and shave the <em>Man within</em>;<br />
+The <em>Waterman</em> forgets his <em>Wherry</em>,<br />
+And opens a <em>celestial Ferry</em>;<br />
+The <em>Brewer</em>, bit by Phrenzy&#8217;s Grub,<br />
+The <em>Mashing</em> for the <em>Preaching Tub</em><br />
+Resigns, <em>those Waters</em> to explore,<br />
+Which if You drink, you <em>thirst no more</em>;<br />
+The <em>Gard&#8217;ner</em>, weary of his Trade,<br />
+Tir&#8217;d of the Mattock, and the Spade,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
+Chang&#8217;d to <em>Apollos</em> in a Trice,<br />
+<em>Waters</em> the <em>Plants of Paradise</em>;<br />
+The <em>Fishermen</em> no longer set<br />
+For <em>Fish</em> the Meshes of their Net,<br />
+But catch, like <em>Peter</em>, <em>Men of Sin</em>,<br />
+For <em>catching</em> is to <em>take them in</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Well had the wand&#8217;ring Spirits sped,<br />
+And thro&#8217; the World their Poison spread,<br />
+Made Lodgments in each tainted Breast;<br />
+And each infected Heart possess&#8217;d.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+The <em>wayward Bus&#8217;ness</em> being done,<br />
+<em>Satan</em> to make his Choice begun<br />
+Of <em>under-Ministers</em>, to do<br />
+What <em>One</em> cou&#8217;d not be equal to.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+A <em>second Agent</em>, like the first,<br />
+Who on <em>D&aelig;moniac Milk</em> was nurst,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
+Had <em>Moorfields</em> trusted to his Care,<br />
+For <em>Satan</em> keeps <em>an Office</em> there.<br />
+<em>Lean</em> is the <em>Saint</em>, and <em>lank</em>, to shew<br />
+That <em>Flesh and Blood to Heav&#8217;n can&#8217;t go</em>;<br />
+His Hair like <em>Candles</em> hangs, a sign<br />
+How bright his <em>inward Candles</em> shine.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Of <em>Satan</em>&#8217;s <em>Agents</em> these <em>the Chief</em>,<br />
+A thousand others lend Relief,<br />
+And take some labour off their Hands,<br />
+Each as th&#8217; <em>internal Sprite</em> commands:<br />
+But working with a <em>diff&#8217;rent Spell</em>,<br />
+They lead by various Ways to <em>Hell</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Sickens the Soul? and is its state<br />
+With <em>Sin</em>&#8217;s Disease grown desperate?<br />
+To divers Quacks you may apply,<br />
+And <em>special Nostrums</em> of them buy.<br />
+<em>Tottenham</em>&#8217;s the best accustom&#8217;d Place,<br />
+There <em>Magus squints</em> Men into <em>Grace</em>.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+<em>W-s&mdash;y</em> sells Powders, Draughts, and Pills,<br />
+Sov&#8217;reign against all sorts of Ills,<br />
+<em>Assurance</em> charms away the Fit,<br />
+Or at least makes it intermit&mdash;<br />
+<em>M-d&mdash;n</em> the springs of Health <em>unlocks</em>,<br />
+And by his Preaching cures the <em>P&mdash;&mdash;</em><br />
+<em>R-m&mdash;ne</em> works greater Wonders still,<br />
+Pulls you by <em>Gravity up-Hill</em>,<br />
+And for whate&#8217;er you do <em>amiss</em>,<br />
+Rewards you with <em>celestial Bliss</em>;<br />
+By your <em>bad Deeds</em> your <em>Faith</em> you shew,<br />
+&#8217;Tis but <em>believe</em>, and <em>up You go</em>.<br />
+<em>B&mdash;rr&mdash;s</em> and <em>W-r&mdash;r</em> set up Shop,<br />
+To sell <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s <em>Pill and Drop</em>,<br />
+They teach their Patients how to fly<br />
+On <em>Voice</em> and <em>Action</em> to the Sky.<br />
+One of the <em>Magi of the East</em>,<br />
+A <em>little perking, puppet-Priest</em>,<br />
+Has got the <em>Harlequino</em>-way,<br />
+His Patients Heav&#8217;nward to convey;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>
+And their Salvation to advance,<br />
+A <em>Jig</em> will <em>at the Altar dance</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Such were the <em>Plenipo</em>&#8217;s in <em>Town</em>,<br />
+Who serv&#8217;d the <em>Diabolic</em> Crown.<br />
+Not far remov&#8217;d, a <em>female Friend</em><br />
+Gave Proofs, that <em>Satan</em> might depend<br />
+On her best Service, and support,<br />
+For what serv&#8217;d him, to her was Sport.<br />
+<em>H&mdash;&mdash;</em>, cloy&#8217;d with <em>carnal</em> Bliss,<br />
+Longing to taste how <em>Spirits</em> kiss,<br />
+Bids <em>Chapels</em> for her <em>Saints</em> arise,<br />
+Which are but <em>Bagnios</em> in Disguise;<br />
+Where She may suck her <em>T&mdash;&mdash;</em>&#8217;s Breath,<br />
+Expiring in <em>seraphic</em> Death.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+That <em>Satan</em> better might succeed,<br />
+Of <em>other Agents</em> he had need,<br />
+His <em>Country-Int&#8217;rest</em> to support,<br />
+While <em>Dodd</em> was <em>preaching</em> to the Court.<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
+The Town was left, and now his Flight<br />
+Bore to the <em>North</em> the horrid <em>Sprite</em>;<br />
+Now had he travers&#8217;d many a League,<br />
+And felt, as <em>Spirits</em> feel, Fatigue,<br />
+When, in a dark, romantic Wood,<br />
+In which an antique Mansion stood,<br />
+He spied, close to a Hovel-door,<br />
+A <em>Saint</em> conversing with his <em>Whore</em>.<br />
+Double he seem&#8217;d, and worn with Age,<br />
+Little adapted to engage<br />
+In <em>Love</em>&#8217;s hot War, too dry his Trunk<br />
+To cope with a lascivious Punk;<br />
+So humble too he seem&#8217;d, You&#8217;d swear,<br />
+<em>Humility</em> herself was there;<br />
+So like a <em>Sawyer</em> too he <em>bows</em>,<br />
+You&#8217;d think that he was <em>Meekness&#8217;</em> Spouse;<br />
+But <em>Satan</em> read his <em>Visage-lines</em>,<br />
+And found some favourable Signs,<br />
+That this <em>meek Saint</em> might, <em>in the Dark</em>,<br />
+Make his <em>Infernalship</em> a <em>Clerk</em>;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
+Tho&#8217; muffled in <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s Cloak<br />
+So close, that it might almost choak<br />
+A <em>Pharisee</em>, it might be still<br />
+Only a <em>Cloak</em> to doff at Will;<br />
+His <em>Speech</em> might be an acted Part,<br />
+A Language foreign to his <em>Heart</em>.<br />
+He knew, that tho&#8217; upon his <em>Tongue</em>,<br />
+<em>Religion</em>, a mere <em>Cant-word</em>, hung,<br />
+He might forget it in his <em>Work</em>,<br />
+And be at <em>Heart</em> a very <em>Turk</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Finesse</em> and <em>Trick</em> wou&#8217;d ne&#8217;er succeed,<br />
+If Men wou&#8217;d only learn to read,<br />
+To read the Lines of <em>Nature</em>&#8217;s Pen,<br />
+Drawn in the <em>Countenance of Men</em>,<br />
+Where Truth speaks out distinct and clear,<br />
+If we had but the Trick to hear.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
+So far&#8217;d it with <em>our Saint</em>, while He<br />
+Wou&#8217;d seem downright <em>Humility</em>,<br />
+Some honest Features cry&#8217;d aloud,<br />
+&ldquo;Our Master is of Spirit proud.&rdquo;<br />
+Pass him with Bonnet on, his Lip<br />
+Will hang as low as to his Hip;<br />
+His bloated Eye its Venom darts,<br />
+And from its gloomy Socket starts;<br />
+And if the <em>Body</em>&#8217;s frame we scan,<br />
+He cannot be an <em>upright Man</em>.<br />
+And there are Proofs, from which we see<br />
+His <em>Body</em> and his <em>Soul</em> agree.<br />
+Altho&#8217; he is as fond of <em>Pray&#8217;rs</em>,<br />
+As Country Girls of Country Fairs;<br />
+Yet shou&#8217;d he in the Church-yard spy<br />
+Some <em>tempting Wanton</em> passing by,<br />
+E&#8217;en at the Moment that his Knee<br />
+Is bent in Sign of <em>Piety</em>,<br />
+Quick his <em>Devotion</em> leaves the <em>Heart</em>,<br />
+And settles in some <em>other Part</em>;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+The Book of <em>Pray&#8217;r</em> is shut, and <em>Heav&#8217;n</em><br />
+For the dear Charms of <em>C&oelig;lia</em> giv&#8217;n.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Th&#8217; <em>Arch-Fiend</em> this <em>saintly Sinner</em> spied,<br />
+And with malicious Pleasure ey&#8217;d,<br />
+Well pleas&#8217;d to think that he had found<br />
+Such a <em>Hell-Factor</em> above Ground;<br />
+And thus began th&#8217; infernal Sprite&mdash;<br />
+&ldquo;<em>Libidinoso!</em> if I&#8217;m right!<br />
+Art thou that Son of mine on Earth,<br />
+Whose deeds so loud proclaim thy Birth?<br />
+Of whom so many Strumpets tell<br />
+Such Tales as get Thee Fame in <em>Hell</em>?<br />
+But Children know not whence they spring,<br />
+Whether by Beggar got, or King;<br />
+Yet I by <em>certain Marks</em> can know,<br />
+Whether Thou art <em>my Child</em>, or no.<br />
+Uncase&mdash;and let me see your Waist&mdash;<br />
+For there are private Tokens plac&#8217;d,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
+By which <em>my own</em> I know&mdash;if there<br />
+No secret Lines of mine appear,<br />
+I claim Thee not&mdash;but if I see<br />
+The two <em>Initials</em> <em>F</em> and <em>P</em>,<br />
+Then art Thou <em>mine</em>&mdash;nay, never start&mdash;<br />
+And <em>Heav&#8217;n</em> can claim <em>in Thee</em> no Part&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+And now his sapless Trunk he stripp&#8217;d,<br />
+Like Culprits sentenc&#8217;d to be whipp&#8217;d,<br />
+When lo! th&#8217; <em>Initials</em> rose to View,<br />
+And prov&#8217;d the Fiend&#8217;s Conjecture true.<br />
+And all his Waist (detested Brand!)<br />
+Was scribbled with the <em>Dev&#8217;l&#8217;s short Hand</em>;<br />
+Was mark&#8217;d with <em>Whoredom</em>, <em>Lust</em>, and <em>Letchery</em>,<br />
+<em>Malice</em>, <em>Hypocrisy</em>, and <em>Treachery</em>,<br />
+With <em>Envy</em>, <em>Lying</em>, and <em>Betraying</em>,<br />
+With <em>Fasting</em>, <em>Wenching</em>, <em>Fiddling</em>, <em>Praying</em>,<br />
+And all the <em>Catalogue of Sin</em><br />
+Deeply engraven in his Skin&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
+Pleas&#8217;d the <em>grim Pow&#8217;r</em> survey&#8217;d, and smil&#8217;d,<br />
+Embrac&#8217;d and said&mdash;&ldquo;My darling Child,<br />
+Blest was the Hour, and blest the Spot,<br />
+Where Thou, <em>my &#8217;Bidin</em>, wert begot.<br />
+Know then, you&#8217;re not what You profess,<br />
+Her Son, whose Lands you do possess;<br />
+No&mdash;Thou&#8217;rt <em>my wayward Son</em>, a Witch<br />
+Litter&#8217;d thee in a loathsome Ditch;<br />
+And (for all Creatures love the Young<br />
+Which from their proper Loins are sprung)<br />
+To this old Mansion thee convey&#8217;d,<br />
+And in an Infant&#8217;s Cradle laid:<br />
+And when the <em>Sorc&#8217;ress</em> plac&#8217;d thee there,<br />
+She stole away the <em>native Heir</em>&mdash;<br />
+Right well hast Thou, my Boy, repaid<br />
+The <em>Obligations</em> on thee laid,<br />
+And to thy Parents&#8217; Int&#8217;rest true<br />
+Hast prov&#8217;d thy Fortunes were thy due&mdash;<br />
+Go on&mdash;and, if thou canst, do more<br />
+(But &#8217;t may not be) than heretofore&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>
+Keep the same Path You always trod,<br />
+And be an Enemy to <em>God</em>;<br />
+Apply your Fortune to oppress,<br />
+And harrass <em>Virtue</em> with Distress;<br />
+To hide your Blemishes use Paint,<br />
+To screen the <em>Villain</em> play the <em>Saint</em>;<br />
+Affect <em>Religion</em>, <em>Church</em> frequent,<br />
+Kneel, <em>seem</em> to pray, and keep up <em>Lent</em>&mdash;<br />
+<em>Charity</em> too must be display&#8217;d,<br />
+But <em>Charity in Masquerade</em>;<br />
+Give <em>Alms</em>&mdash;but not to those that need,<br />
+But only for the <em>Gallows feed</em>;<br />
+Whene&#8217;er you meet a <em>preaching Thief</em>,<br />
+Be prompt to reach him out Relief;<br />
+If <em>Liars</em>, <em>Flatt&#8217;rers</em>, <em>Pandars</em>, <em>Pimps</em>,<br />
+Or any of my vagrant Imps,<br />
+Approach Thee, to thy Mansion take,<br />
+And give them Welcome for my Sake;<br />
+But <em>needy Merit</em> must not dare<br />
+To hope with these <em>thy Alms</em> to share,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
+Commit <em>that</em> to the <em>Bridewell</em>-lash,<br />
+But give it neither <em>Food</em> nor <em>Cash</em>;<br />
+Distinguish&#8217;d Honour shalt thou gain<br />
+In <em>Pand&aelig;monium</em>, for thy Pain.<br />
+But&mdash;one Word more&mdash;My Mind misgives,<br />
+That <em>Virtue</em> a near <em>Neighbour</em> lives&mdash;<br />
+For in my search to find out Thee,<br />
+I spied in this Vicinity<br />
+A Knot of Friends, where I cou&#8217;d trace<br />
+<em>Honour</em> emblazon&#8217;d in their Face,<br />
+These (for their Thoughts I plainly see)<br />
+Bear no good Will to you or me;<br />
+<em>Foolishly honest</em>, cheap they hold<br />
+<em>Libidinoso</em> and his Gold,<br />
+And will maintain, to Conscience true,<br />
+Their Virtue, spite of Me and You.<br />
+Altho&#8217; your Influence be weak,<br />
+Oppose them for <em>opposing&#8217; Sake</em>,<br />
+Do ev&#8217;ry little Act of Spite,<br />
+And snarl, altho&#8217; You cannot bite&mdash;<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+Be faithful&mdash;there will come a Day,<br />
+When I thy Services will pay,<br />
+Will bring Thee to my Realm, and make<br />
+Thee <em>Pilot of the burning Lake</em>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+He said&mdash;and quick as Thought withdrew,<br />
+And to th&#8217; infernal Regions flew;<br />
+Blue sulph&#8217;rous streaks the Peasants scare,<br />
+Marking his passage thro&#8217; the Air&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<em>Libidinoso</em> left behind,<br />
+Began revolving in his Mind<br />
+His Master&#8217;s Promises, and sigh&#8217;d<br />
+To have them fully ratified;<br />
+Then homeward plodded, (but, be sure,<br />
+Before he went, he kiss&#8217;d his Whore)<br />
+Resolv&#8217;d, if possible, on more<br />
+And greater Evils than before.<br />
+All vain was the Resolve&mdash;his Cup<br />
+Of <em>Wickedness</em> was quite fill&#8217;d up,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
+And no Cup can another drop<br />
+Contain, when fill&#8217;d up to the Top.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Since all Improvement was forbid,<br />
+What cou&#8217;d he do, but what he did?<br />
+Nought he diminish&#8217;d of the Charge,<br />
+But acts <em>Hell</em>&#8217;s Minister at large.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+A <em>Pair of Adamantine Lungs</em>,<br />
+A <em>Throat of Brass</em>, <em>Fame&#8217;s hundred Tongues</em>,<br />
+Time out of Mind have been confest,<br />
+By <em>fifty Poets</em>, at the least,<br />
+Too little to count <em>Hybla&#8217;s Bees</em>,<br />
+The <em>Leaves that cloathe the Forest-Trees</em>;<br />
+The <em>Sands that broider Neptune&#8217;s Side</em>,<br />
+Or <em>Waves</em> that on his Bosom ride;<br />
+The <em>Grains</em> which rich <em>Sicilia</em> yields,<br />
+The <em>Blades</em> with which <em>Spring</em> robes the Fields;<br />
+The <em>Stars</em> which twinkling on the sight<br />
+<em>Jove</em>&#8217;s <em>Threshold</em> make so glorious bright:<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
+Or (if we may annex to these<br />
+<em>Modern Impossibilities</em>)<br />
+To reckon up the sum of <em>Knaves</em><br />
+That crawl on <em>Earth</em>, or sleep in <em>Graves</em>,<br />
+To count the <em>Prudes</em> that crowd to <em>Pews</em>,<br />
+While their <em>Thoughts</em> ramble to the <em>Stews</em>,<br />
+<em>Lords</em>, whose sole Merit is their <em>Place</em>,<br />
+<em>Ladies</em>, whose Worth&#8217;s a <em>painted Face</em>,<br />
+Who find <em>my Lord</em> has lost his <em>Force</em><br />
+In <em>Love</em>, and sue for a <em>Divorce</em>;<br />
+Or to abridge, and enter down<br />
+The Names of all the <em>Fools in Town</em>;<br />
+Or number those who <em>live by Ink</em>,<br />
+And <em>write</em>, altho&#8217; they cannot <em>think</em>;<br />
+<em>Critics</em>, who judge, but cannot read,<br />
+And <em>praise</em>, or <em>censure</em>&mdash;as they&#8217;re <em>fee&#8217;d</em>;<br />
+Or count <em>each Bard</em> by <em>Self</em> betray&#8217;d,<br />
+Who thought, when fondled by <em>his Maid</em>,<br />
+It was <em>Melpomene</em> that smil&#8217;d,<br />
+And mark&#8217;d him for her fav&#8217;rite <em>Child</em>,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
+But finds the <em>Harvest</em> of his Lines,<br />
+Is to <em>fast twice</em> for <em>once he dines</em>.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+As well the <em>Muse</em> might one of these<br />
+<em>Poets&#8217; Impossibilities</em><br />
+Assay to do, and speed as well,<br />
+As if She should attempt to tell<br />
+The <em>Names</em> and <em>Characters</em> of <em>all</em><br />
+That on the Name of <em>Satan</em> call,<br />
+That preach, and lie, and whine, and cant,<br />
+Soldiers for <em>Hell&#8217;s Church Militant</em>;<br />
+And use the Head, the Heart, the Hand,<br />
+To spread <em>its Doctrines</em> thro&#8217; the Land.<br />
+<em>Arithmetic herself</em> were dumb,<br />
+If task&#8217;d with such an endless Sum;<br />
+Nor wou&#8217;d the <em>Muse</em>, tho&#8217; one more Line<br />
+Wou&#8217;d all the Host of <em>Hell</em> entwine,<br />
+Bestow another drop of Ink,<br />
+To map out an <em>infernal Sink</em>&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
+Thou God of Truth and Love! excuse<br />
+The <em>honest Anger</em> of the <em>Muse</em>,<br />
+Warm in <em>thy Cause</em>, while She wou&#8217;d pray<br />
+That Thou from <em>Earth</em> wou&#8217;d&#8217;st sweep away<br />
+Such <em>rotten Saints</em>, who wou&#8217;d conceal<br />
+Their <em>Fraud</em> beneath the Name of <em>Zeal</em>!<br />
+Who, mask&#8217;d with <em>spurious Piety</em>,<br />
+Trample on <em>Reason</em>, <em>Truth</em>, and <em>Thee</em>,<br />
+And, while their hot Career they run,<br />
+Tread on the <em>Gospel</em> of thy Son!<br />
+Who, feigning to adore, make Thee<br />
+A <em>Tyrant-God</em> of Cruelty!<br />
+As if thy <em>right Hand</em> did contain<br />
+Only an Universe of Pain,<br />
+<em>Hell</em> and <em>Damnation</em> in thy <em>Left</em>,<br />
+Of ev&#8217;ry gracious Gift bereft,<br />
+Hence raining Floods of Grief and Woes,<br />
+On those that never were thy Foes,<br />
+Ordaining Torments for the doom<br />
+Of Infants, yet within the Womb:<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
+By fifty false Devices more,<br />
+Which <em>Reason</em> never heard before,<br />
+And <em>Methodists</em> alone cou&#8217;d dream,<br />
+Thy boundless <em>Goodness</em> they blaspheme!<br />
+Who (tho&#8217; our <em>Saviour</em>&#8217;s gracious Plan<br />
+Was to teach Happiness to Man,<br />
+By <em>friendly Arguments</em> to win<br />
+The World from Slavery to Sin;<br />
+For He, who all Things knows, well knew,<br />
+That they to Duty are more true,<br />
+Who from a <em>filial Love</em> obey,<br />
+And serve for <em>Gratitude</em>, than they<br />
+Who from a <em>coward Dread of Law</em><br />
+Owe all their <em>Virtue</em> to their <em>Awe</em>;<br />
+Who, tho&#8217; they seem so true, and just,<br />
+So strictly faithful to their Trust,<br />
+Will, if you take the <em>Gallows</em> down,<br />
+Out-pilfer half the <em>Rogues</em> in <em>Town</em>).<br />
+With saucy boldness will presume<br />
+To pass th&#8217; impenetrable gloom,<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
+And lift the Curtain which we see<br />
+Is drawn betwixt the World and Thee;<br />
+Of nought but endless Torments speak,<br />
+To frighten and appall the weak;<br />
+Dwell on the horrid Theme with glee,<br />
+And fain themselves wou&#8217;d <em>Hangmen</em> be;<br />
+With so much <em>Dread</em> their <em>Hearers</em> fill,<br />
+That they have neither <em>Pow&#8217;r</em>, nor <em>Will</em>,<br />
+Tho&#8217; <em>Heav&#8217;n</em>&#8217;s the Prize, to move a Hand,<br />
+But <em>shuddering</em> and <em>trembling</em> stand.</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+Quench the hot Flame, O God, that burns,<br />
+And <em>Piety</em> to <em>Phrenzy</em> turns!<br />
+Let not thy <em>holy Name</em> be made<br />
+A <em>Cloak</em> to hide a <em>pilf&#8217;ring Trade</em>!<br />
+Nor suffer that thy <em>sacred Word</em>,<br />
+Be turn&#8217;d to <em>Rhapsody absurd</em>!<br />
+Let it not serve, like <em>Magic Sticks</em>,<br />
+To preface <em>pious Jugglers&#8217;</em> Tricks!<br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+Root, root from <em>Earth</em>, these baneful weeds,<br />
+That choak <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s <em>wholesome Seeds</em>!<br />
+Give them the headlong Winds to bear,<br />
+And scatter in a desart Air!<br />
+Grind them to Powder, that no more<br />
+They sprout and grow as heretofore!<br />
+Burn the rank stalks, and let the flame<br />
+Thy Garden&#8217;s hot luxuriance tame,<br />
+Nor let it Flow&#8217;r, or Plant produce,<br />
+But what yields <em>Ornament</em> or <em>Use</em>!</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+But soft&mdash;my <em>Muse</em>! thy Breath recall&mdash;<br />
+Turn not <em>Religion</em>&#8217;s Milk to Gall!<br />
+Let not thy <em>Zeal</em> within thee nurse<br />
+A <em>holy Rage</em>, or <em>pious Curse</em>!<br />
+Far other is the <em>heav&#8217;nly Plan</em>,<br />
+Which the <em>Redeemer</em> gave to Man,<br />
+Who taught the World in Peace to live,<br />
+And e&#8217;en <em>our Enemies</em> forgive!</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
+Live then, <em>ye Wretches</em>! to declare,<br />
+How long <em>our God</em> with Men <em>can bear</em>!<br />
+A living Monument to be<br />
+Of the <em>Almighty</em>&#8217;s Clemency!<br />
+Who still is good, altho&#8217; You preach<br />
+Yourselves almost &#8217;bove <em>Mercy</em>&#8217;s reach;<br />
+And, tho&#8217; his goodness You resist,<br />
+Can even spare a <em>Methodist</em>.</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="center" style="letter-spacing: .8em; font-size: 1.3em;">
+F I N I S<span style="margin-left: -.5em;">.</span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 95%;" />
+<h2>WILLIAM ANDREWS CLARK</h2>
+
+<h2>MEMORIAL LIBRARY</h2>
+
+<h3>UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, LOS ANGELES</h3>
+
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+
+<h1><span class="smcap">The Augustan Reprint Society</span></h1>
+
+<h4>PUBLICATIONS IN PRINT</h4>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h1><span class="smcap">The Augustan Reprint Society</span></h1>
+
+<h4>PUBLICATIONS IN PRINT</h4>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 108px;">
+<img src="images/img073.png" width="108" height="62" alt="decoration" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<div class='center'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1948-1949</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>16.</td> <td align='left'>Henry Nevil Payne, <em>The Fatal Jealousie</em> (1673).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>17.</td> <td align='left'>Nicholas Rowe, <em>Some Account of the Life of Mr. William Shakespear</em> (1709).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>18.</td> <td align='left'>Anonymous, &ldquo;Of Genius,&rdquo; in <em>The Occasional Paper</em>, Vol. III, No. 10 (1719), </td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'>and Aaron Hill, Preface to <em>The Creation</em> (1720).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1949-1950</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>19.</td> <td align='left'>Susanna Centlivre, <em>The Busie Body</em> (1709).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>20.</td> <td align='left'>Lewis Theobald, <em>Preface to the Works of Shakespeare</em> (1734).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>22.</td> <td align='left'>Samuel Johnson, <em>The Vanity of Human Wishes</em> (1749), and two <em>Rambler</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'> papers (1750).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>23.</td> <td align='left'>John Dryden, <em>His Majesties Declaration Defended</em> (1681).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1951-1952</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>26.</td> <td align='left'>Charles Macklin, <em>The Man of the World</em> (1792).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>31.</td> <td align='left'>Thomas Gray, <em>An Elegy Wrote in a Country Churchyard</em> (1751), and <em>The</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Eton College Manuscript</em>.</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1952-1953</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>41.</td> <td align='left'>Bernard Mandeville, <em>A Letter to Dion</em> (1732).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1962-1963</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>98.</td> <td align='left'>Selected Hymns Taken Out of Mr. Herbert&#8217;s <em>Temple</em> (1697).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1964-1965</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>109.</td> <td align='left'>Sir William Temple, <em>An Essay Upon the Original and Nature of Government</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'>(1680).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>110.</td> <td align='left'>John Tutchin, <em>Selected Poems</em> (1685-1700).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>111.</td> <td align='left'>Anonymous, <em>Political Justice</em> (1736).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>112.</td> <td align='left'>Robert Dodsley, <em>An Essay on Fable</em> (1764).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>113.</td> <td align='left'>T. R., <em>An Essay Concerning Critical and Curious Learning</em> (1698).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>114.</td> <td align='left'><em>Two Poems Against Pope</em>: Leonard Welsted, <em>One Epistle to Mr. A. Pope</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'>(1730), and Anonymous, <em>The Blatant Beast</em> (1742).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1965-1966</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>115.</td> <td align='left'>Daniel Defoe and others, <em>Accounts of the Apparition of Mrs. Veal</em>.</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>116.</td> <td align='left'>Charles Macklin, <em>The Covent Garden Theatre</em> (1752).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>117.</td> <td align='left'>Sir Roger L&#8217;Estrange, <em>Citt and Bumpkin</em> (1680).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>118.</td> <td align='left'>Henry More, <em>Enthusiasmus Triumphatus</em> (1662).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>119.</td> <td align='left'>Thomas Traherne, <em>Meditations on the Six Days of the Creation</em> (1717).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>120.</td> <td align='left'>Bernard Mandeville, <em>Aesop Dress&#8217;d or a Collection of Fables</em> (1740).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1966-1967</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>123.</td> <td align='left'>Edmond Malone, <em>Cursory Observations on the Poems Attributed to</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Mr. Thomas Rowley</em> (1782).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>124.</td> <td align='left'>Anonymous, <em>The Female Wits</em> (1704).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>125.</td> <td align='left'>Anonymous, <em>The Scribleriad</em> (1742). Lord Hervey, <em>The Difference</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Between Verbal and Practical Virtue</em> (1742).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1967-1968</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>129.</td> <td align='left'>Lawrence Echard, Prefaces to <em>Terence&#8217;s Comedies</em> (1694) and <em>Plautus&#8217;s</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Comedies</em> (1694).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>130.</td> <td align='left'>Henry More, <em>Democritus Platonissans</em> (1646).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>132.</td> <td align='left'>Walter Harte, <em>An Essay on Satire, Particularly on the Dunciad</em> (1730).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1968-1969</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>133.</td> <td align='left'>John Courtenay, <em>A Poetical Review of the Literary and Moral Character</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>of the Late Samuel Johnson</em> (1786).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>134.</td> <td align='left'>John Downes, <em>Roscius Anglicanus</em> (1708).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>135.</td> <td align='left'>Sir John Hill, <em>Hypochondriasis, a Practical Treatise</em> (1766).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>136.</td> <td align='left'>Thomas Sheridan, <em>Discourse ... Being Introductory to His Course of</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Lectures on Elocution and the English Language</em> (1759).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>137.</td> <td align='left'>Arthur Murphy, <em>The Englishman From Paris</em> (1736).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1969-1970</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>138.</td> <td align='left'>[Catherine Trotter], <em>Olinda&#8217;s Adventures</em> (1718).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>139.</td> <td align='left'>John Ogilvie, <em>An Essay on the Lyric Poetry of the Ancients</em> (1762).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>140.</td> <td align='left'><em>A Learned Dissertation on Dumpling</em> (1726) and <em>Pudding Burnt to Pot</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>or a Compleat Key to the Dissertation on Dumpling</em> (1727).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>141.</td> <td align='left'>Selections from Sir Roger L&#8217;Estrange&#8217;s <em>Observator</em> (1681-1687).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>142.</td> <td align='left'>Anthony Collins, <em>A Discourse Concerning Ridicule and Irony in Writing</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'>(1729).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>143.</td> <td align='left'><em>A Letter From A Clergyman to His Friend, With An Account of the</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Travels of Captain Lemuel Gulliver</em> (1726).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>144.</td> <td align='left'><em>The Art of Architecture, A Poem. In Imitation of Horace&#8217;s Art of Poetry</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'>(1742).</td> </tr>
+
+<tr> <th colspan="2">1970-1971</th> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>145-146.</td> <td align='left'>Thomas Shelton, <em>A Tutor to Tachygraphy, or Short-writing</em> (1642) and</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Tachygraphy</em> (1647).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>147-148.</td> <td align='left'><em>Deformities of Dr. Samuel Johnson</em> (1782).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>149.</td> <td align='left'><em>Poeta de Tristibus: or, the Poet&#8217;s Complaint</em> (1682).</td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'>150.</td> <td align='left'>Gerard Langbaine, <em>Momus Triumphans: or, the Plagiaries of the English</em></td> </tr>
+<tr> <td align='right'></td> <td align='left'><em>Stage</em> (1687).</td> </tr>
+
+</table></div>
+
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+
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