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diff --git a/27781-h/27781-h.htm b/27781-h/27781-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c626d63 --- /dev/null +++ b/27781-h/27781-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,5741 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html + PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" + "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> +<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=US-ASCII" /> +<title>Revised Edition of Poems, by William Wright</title> + <style type="text/css"> +/*<![CDATA[ XML blockout */ +<!-- + P { margin-top: .75em; + margin-bottom: .75em; + } + P.gutsumm { margin-left: 5%;} + H1, H2 { + text-align: center; + margin-top: 2em; + margin-bottom: 2em; + } + H3 { + text-align: center; + margin-top: 1em; + margin-bottom: 1em; + } + BODY{margin-left: 10%; + margin-right: 10%; + } + table { border-collapse: collapse; } +table {margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;} + td { vertical-align: top; border: 1px solid black;} + td p { margin: 0.2em; } + .blkquot {margin-left: 4em; margin-right: 4em;} /* block indent */ + + .smcap {font-variant: small-caps;} + + .pagenum {position: absolute; + left: 92%; + font-size: smaller; + text-align: right; + color: gray; + } + + div.gapspace { height: 0.8em; } + div.gapline { height: 0.8em; width: 30%; } + .citation {vertical-align: super; + font-size: .8em; + text-decoration: none;} + img.floatleft { float: left; margin-right: 1em; } + img.floatright { float: right; margin-left: 1em; } + // --> + /* XML end ]]>*/ + </style> +</head> +<body> +<pre> + +The Project Gutenberg eBook of Revised Edition of Poems, by William Wright + + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + + + + +Title: Revised Edition of Poems + + +Author: William Wright + + + +Release Date: January 12, 2009 [eBook #27781] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII) + + +***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK REVISED EDITION OF POEMS*** +</pre> +<p>Transcribed from the 1891 John Overend edition by David Price, +email ccx074@pglaf.org</p> +<h1>REVISED<br /> +EDITION <span class="smcap">of</span> POEMS</h1> +<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br /> +Bill o’th’ Hoylus End.</p> +<div class="gapline"> </div> +<p style="text-align: center">PRICE TWO SHILLINGS.</p> +<div class="gapline"> </div> +<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">printed and +published by</span><br /> +<span class="smcap">John Overend</span>, <span class="smcap">Cook +Lane</span>, <span class="smcap">Keighley</span>.<br /> +1891.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p0b.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of Bill o’ the Hoylus End" +title= +"Picture of Bill o’ the Hoylus End" +src="images/p0s.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h2><!-- page 5--><a name="page5"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +5</span>PREFACE</h2> +<p>The Author respectfully submits to the general public of his +native town and district, this volume of poems, containing some +of the chief results of his musings for the past thirty +years. He hopes that the volume, which is in reality the +production of a life-time, will in many ways be deemed worthy of +the kind and courteous approbation of his numerous patrons and +friends, as well as the indulgence of literary critics.</p> +<p>In launching forth the work, the Author begs to tender to his +patrons and the public generally, his most sincere and hearty +thanks for the assistance they have ever rendered him so as to +enable him to acquire the necessary leisure for the cultivation +of his muse. The result now achieved <!-- page 6--><a +name="page6"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 6</span>is not the +comprehensive collection of the efforts of the author, but it may +he taken as a selection and a representation of his more +generally interesting productions from time to time.</p> +<p>Various reasons have operated in the time of the publication +and the curtailment of this volume; but it is now submitted with +every respect to the public for their perusal. Many of his +poems, which are not found in the present volume, the author +trusts will be deemed worthy of being treasured in the scrap +books of his friends. Of the literary merits of the +composition, it would ill become the author in any way to descant +upon; but in regard to these he leaves himself entirely and +absolutely in the hands of a critical, and, he hopes, an +indulgent public, feeling assured that he may trust himself in +the hands of his readers.</p> +<p>No formal dedication is here made to any particular patron, +but the book is submitted without the powerful influence of any +conspicuous name or the commendation of any well-known literary +friend; and like Dr. Johnson of old, failing patrons, he trusts +that his work will, in the midst of his numerous competitors, +locally and generally, be thought worthy of the attention of the +various classes of the public.</p> +<p>AUGUST, 1891.</p> +<h2><!-- page 7--><a name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +7</span>CONTENTS</h2> +<table> +<tr> +<td><p> </p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span +class="smcap">page</span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Grand Old Man of Oakworth</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page9">9</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Dr. Dobie’s Lecture on Burns</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page11">11</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>What Profits Me</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page13">13</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Death of Gordon</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page14">14</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Earl of Beaconsfield</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page15">15</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Come</i>, <i>Nivver Dee i’ Thi Shell</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page17">17</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>T’owd Betty’s Advice</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page18">18</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Toied Blacksmith’s Advice</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page20">20</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>T’First Pair o’ Britches</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page21">21</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>O Welcome</i>, <i>Lovely Summer</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page23">23</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Burn’s Centenary</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page24">24</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Waiting for t’ Angels</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page25">25</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Lass o’ Newsholme Dean</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page26">26</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Broken Pitcher</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page28">28</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Ode to Sir Titus Salt</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page30">30</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Cowd as Leead</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page33">33</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Factory Girl</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page34">34</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Bonny Lark</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page36">36</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Home of my Boyish Days</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page37">37</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Ode to Spring ’64</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page38">38</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Address to t’First Wesherwoman</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page39">39</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>In a Pleasant Little Valley</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page40">40</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>John o’t’ Bog and Keighley Feffy +Goast</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page42">42</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Late Thomas Ireland</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page56">56</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>A Yorkshireman’s Christmas</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page57">57</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Late Thomas Craven</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page58">58</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Gooise and Giblet Pie</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page59">59</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Grand Old Man</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page60">60</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Ode to Bacchus</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page62">62</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Sall o’t’ Bog</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page64">64</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Song of the Months</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page65">65</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Bonnie Cliffe Castle</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page67">67</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Opening of Devonshire Park</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page68">68</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Farewell to Rev. H. J. Longsdon</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page71">71</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><!-- page 8--><a name="page8"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +8</span><i>He’s Thy Brother</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page73">73</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Lund’s Excursion to Windermere</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page74">74</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Tartan Plaid</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page85">85</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Pauper’s Box</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page86">86</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Vale of Aire</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page88">88</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Fra Haworth to Bradford</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page90">90</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Veteran</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page91">91</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Address to the Queen</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page92">92</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Ode to Burns on his 130th Birthday</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page96">96</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Trip to Malsis Hall</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page98">98</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Bold Bucchaneers</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page104">104</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Benks o’ the Aire</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page105">105</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Late J. W. Peckover</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page107">107</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Fugitive</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page108">108</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Feathered Captive</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page111">111</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Dame Europe’s Lodging House</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page113">113</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Charming Rebecca of Riddlesden Hall</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page127">127</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The City of “So be I’s</i>”</p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page128">128</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Shoo’s Deead an’ Goan</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page132">132</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Ode to an Herring</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page133">133</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The World’s Wheels</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page137">137</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>English Church History</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page137">137</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Illustration</i> (<i>Keighley Parish Church</i>)</p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page139">139</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Old Hand-Wool-Combers</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page140">140</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>T’ Village Aram Skaram</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page143">143</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Come</i>, <i>Gi’ us a Wag o’ Thy +Paw</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page146">146</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Full o’ Doubts and Fears</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page147">147</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Behold how the Rivers</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page148">148</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Our Poor Little Factory Girls</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page149">149</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Haworth Sharpness</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page150">150</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Dear Harden</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page151">151</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Heroic Watchman</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page152">152</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The English</i> “<i>Cricketeer</i>”</p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page154">154</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Christmas Day</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page156">156</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>Wi’ Him I call My Own</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page157">157</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>It isn’t so wi’ Me</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page158">158</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>A New Divorce</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page159">159</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +<tr> +<td><p><i>The Vision</i></p> +</td> +<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a +href="#page160">160</a></span></p> +</td> +</tr> +</table> +<h3><!-- page 9--><a name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +9</span>The Grand Old Man of Oakworth.</h3> +<p>Come, hand me down that rustic harp,<br /> + From off that rugged wall,<br /> +For I must sing another song<br /> + To suit the Muse’s call,<br /> +For she is bent to sing a pœan,<br /> + On this eventful year,<br /> +In praise of the philanthropist<br /> + Whom all his friends hold dear—<br /> + The Grand Old Man of Oakworth,<br +/> + Beyond his eightieth year!</p> +<p>No flattery! My honest Muse,<br /> + Nor yet be thou servile;<br /> +But tinkle up that harp again,<br /> + A moment to beguile.<br /> +Altho’ the bard be rude and rough,<br /> + Yet, he is ever proud<br /> +To do the mite that he can do,<br /> + And thus proclaim aloud—<br /> + The Grand Old Man of Oakworth,<br +/> + Of whom we all are proud!</p> +<p>For base indeed were any bard<br /> + That ever sang on earth,<br /> +Did he not wish his neighbour well,<br /> + And praise his sterling worth.<br /> +<!-- page 10--><a name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +10</span>Leave state affairs and office<br /> + To those of younger blood,<br /> +But I am with the patriot,<br /> + The noble, wise, and good—<br /> + The Grand Old Man of Oakworth,<br +/> + The wise, the great, the good!</p> +<p>This worthy old philanthropist,<br /> + Whom all his neighbours greet;<br /> +Who has a smile for every one<br /> + Whom he may chance to meet—<br /> +Go to yon pleasant village,<br /> + On the margin of the moor,<br /> +And you will hear his praises sung<br /> + By all the aged poor—<br /> + The Grand Old Man of Oakworth,<br +/> + A friend unto the poor!</p> +<p>Long may he live! and happy be,<br /> + The patriot and the sire;<br /> +And may some other harp give praise,<br /> + Whose notes will sound much higher.<br /> +His thirst for knowledge, worth, and lore—<br /> + His heart was ever there—<br /> +This worthy old philanthropist,<br /> + Beyond his eightieth year!—<br /> + The Grand Old Man of Oakworth,<br +/> + Beyond his eightieth year.</p> +<h3><!-- page 11--><a name="page11"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +11</span>THOUGHTS SUGGESTED<br /> +<span class="smcap">on hearing</span><br /> +Dr. Dobie’s Lecture on Burns.</h3> +<p>Though murky are the days and short,<br /> +And man he finds but little sport,<br /> + These gloomy days, to cheer him;<br /> +Yet, if a Dobie should, perchance,<br /> +Come out before an audience,<br /> + ’Tis worth our while to hear him.</p> +<p>Right pleased was I, dear sir, to hear<br /> +Your lecture on that subject dear,<br /> + So grand and superhuman;<br /> +For all the world doth pay regard<br /> +To Bobbie Burns, the Scottish bard,<br /> + The patriot and the ploughman.</p> +<p>Your words, indeed, were passing good,<br /> +On him who kenned and understood<br /> + The kirk and all its ranting;<br /> +Who “held the mirror” up, indeed,<br /> +To show the “muckle unco-guid”<br /> + Their double-dyéd canting.</p> +<p>You painted him sometimes in glee<br /> +While other times in poverty—<br /> + To gold without alliance;<br /> +Yet, after all he kept his pace,<br /> +And looked grim fortune in the face,<br /> + And set him at defiance.</p> +<p><!-- page 12--><a name="page12"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +12</span>But, alas! the picture, was it true?<br /> +Of Burns’ parents, poor and low—<br /> + So furrowed and so hoary—<br /> +It makes our very hearts to burn<br /> +To think that “man was made to mourn,”<br /> + And tell the sad, sad story.</p> +<p>You brought me back to days bygone,<br /> +When glad its banks I strolled upon,<br /> + The river Doon so bonnie;<br /> +The roofless kirk and yard so green,<br /> +Where many a tombstone may be seen,<br /> + With Tam and Souter Johnnie.</p> +<p>And when ye spake of yond bright star<br /> +That lingers in the lift afar,<br /> + Where Burns was never weary<br /> +Of gazing on the far-off sphere,<br /> +Where dwells his angel lassie dear—<br /> + His ain sweet Highland Mary!</p> +<p>But here my Muse its wings may lower;<br /> +Such flights are far beyond its power;<br /> + So I will stop the jingle.<br /> +Sir, I am much obliged to you,<br /> +And I am much indebted to<br /> + The Choir and Mr. Pringle.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p12.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of bowl of fruit" +title= +"Picture of bowl of fruit" +src="images/p12.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 13--><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +13</span>What Profits Me.</h3> +<p>What profits me tho’ I sud be<br /> + The lord o’ yonder castle gay;<br /> +Hev rooms in state to imitate<br /> + The princely splendour of the day<br /> +For what are all my carvéd doors,<br /> +My chandeliers or carpet floors,<br /> + No art could save me from the grave.</p> +<p>What profits me tho’ I sud be<br /> + Decked i’ costly costumes grand,<br /> +Like the Persian king o’ kings,<br /> + Wi’ diamond rings to deck my hand:<br /> +For what wor all my grand attire,<br /> +That fooils both envy and admire,<br /> + No gems could save me from the grave.</p> +<p>What profits me tho’ I sud be<br /> + Thy worthy host, O millionaire,<br /> +Hev cent. for cent. for money lent;<br /> + My wealth increasing ivvery year.<br /> +For what wor all my wealth to me,<br /> +Compared to immortality,<br /> + Wealth could not save me from the grave.</p> +<p>What profits me tho’ I sud be<br /> + Even the gert Persian Shah,<br /> +My subjects stand at my command,<br /> + Wi’ fearful aspect and wi’ awe;<br /> +For what wor a despotic rule,<br /> +Wi’ all the world at my control,<br /> + All could not save me from the grave.</p> +<h3><!-- page 14--><a name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +14</span>The Death of Gordon.</h3> +<p>From the red fields of gore, ’midst war’s dreadful +clang,<br /> + I hear a sad strain o’er oceans afar:<br /> +Oh, shame, shame upon you, ye proud men of England,<br /> + Whose highest ambition is rapine and war!<br /> + Through your +vain wickedness<br /> + Thousands are +fatherless,<br /> +False your pretensions old Egypt to save;<br /> + Arabs with spear +in hand<br /> + Far in a distant +land<br /> +Made our brave Gordon a sad and red grave.</p> +<p>On Nile’s sunny banks, with the Arab’s great +nation,<br /> + Brave Gordon was honoured and worshipped by all,<br +/> +The acknowledged master of the great situation,<br /> + Until England’s bondholders caused Egypt to +fall.<br /> + Another great +blunder,<br /> + Makes the world +wonder,<br /> +Where is Britannia’s sword, sceptre and shield?<br /> + War and +disaster<br /> + Come thicker and +faster,<br /> +Oh, for the days of the Great Beaconsfield!</p> +<p>Oh, Great Beaconsfield! the wise and the clever,<br /> + When will thy place in our nation be filled?<br /> +Britannia’s shrill answer is never, oh never,<br /> + My Beaconsfield’s dead, and my Gordon is +killed!<br /> + <!-- page +15--><a name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 15</span>Oh, +blame not my foemen<br /> + Or a Brutus-like +Roman,<br /> +Or Soudanese Arabs for Gordon’s sad doom;<br /> + But blame that +vain Briton<br /> + Whose name is +true written,<br /> +The slayer of Gordon, who fell at Khartoum.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p15.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Crest of arms" +title= +"Crest of arms" +src="images/p15.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3>The Earl of Beaconsfield.</h3> +<p>I sing no song of superstition,<br /> + No dark deeds of an Inquisition,<br /> +No mad-brain’d theme of wild ambition,<br /> + For lo, their doom is sealed!<br /> +But I will use my best endeavour,<br /> + To praise the good, the wise, the clever,<br /> +Who will remember’d be for ever,<br /> + The Earl of Beaconsfield.</p> +<p>When England was without alliance,<br /> + He bid the Russians bold defiance,<br /> +On Austria had no reliance<br /> + In either flood or field;<br /> +He proudly sent to Hornby message,<br /> + The Dardanelles! go force the passage<br /> +In spite of Turkey, Bear, or Sausage,<br /> + The dauntless Beaconsfield!</p> +<p><!-- page 16--><a name="page16"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +16</span>At Berlin, he with admiration<br /> + Was gazed upon by every nation,<br /> +And, master of the situation,<br /> + Vow’d Britons ne’er would yield.<br /> +For I am here, you may depend on’t,<br /> + This Eastern brawl to make an end on’t,<br /> +To show both plaintiff and defendant<br /> + I’m Earl of Beaconsfield!</p> +<p>Britannia now doth weep and ponder,<br /> + Bereaved of him, her child of wonder,<br /> +No earthly power could break asunder<br /> + His love for England’s weal.<br /> +And now those locks once dark as raven<br /> + (For laurel leaves ne’er deck’d a +craven)<br /> +Wear a laurel crown in Heaven,<br /> + Glorious Beaconsfield!</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p16.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of house in trees" +title= +"Picture of house in trees" +src="images/p16.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 17--><a name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +17</span>Come, Nivver Dee i’ Thi Shell.</h3> +<p>“Come, nivver dee i’ thi shell, owd lad,”<br +/> + Are words but rudely said;<br /> +Though they may cheer some stricken heart,<br /> + Or raise some wretched head;<br /> +For they are words I love mysel,<br /> + They’re music to my ear;<br /> +They muster up fresh energy<br /> + An’ chase each doubt an’ fear.</p> +<p>Nivver dee i’ thi shell, owd lad,<br /> + Though tha be poor indeed;<br /> +Ner lippen ta long i’ th’ turnin’ up<br /> + Sa mich ov a friend in need;<br /> +Fur few ther are, an’ far between,<br /> + That help a poor man thru;<br /> +An’ God helps them at help therseln,<br /> + An’ they hev friends enew.</p> +<p>Nivver dee i’ thi shell, owd lad,<br /> + Whativver thi creditors say;<br /> +Tell um at least tha’rt foarst ta owe,<br /> + If tha artant able ta pay;<br /> +An’ if they nail thi bits o’ traps,<br /> + An’ sell tha dish an’ spooin;<br /> +Remember fickle forten lad,<br /> + Shoo changes like the mooin.</p> +<p><!-- page 18--><a name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +18</span>Nivver dee i’ thi shell, owd lad,<br /> + Though some may laugh an’ scorn;<br /> +There wor nivver a neet afore ta neet,<br /> + Bud what ther’ com a morn;<br /> +An’ if blind forten used tha bad,<br /> + Sho’s happen noan so meean;<br /> +Ta morn al come, an’ then fer some<br /> + The sun will shine ageean.</p> +<p>Nivver dee i’ thi shell, owd lad,<br /> + Bud let thi motto be,—<br /> +“Onward!” an’ “Excelsior;”<br /> + An’ try for t’ top o’t’ +tree:<br /> +An’ if thi enemies still pursue,<br /> + Which ten-ta-one they will,<br /> +Show um owd lad, tha’rt doin’ weel,<br /> + An’ climin’ up the hill.</p> +<h3>Owd Betty’s Advice.</h3> +<p>So Mary, lass, tha’rt bahn to wed<br /> +It mornin’, we young Blacksmith Ned,<br /> +An’ though it maks thi mother sad,<br /> + It’s like to be;<br /> +I’ve nowt ageean yond dacent lad,<br /> + No more ner thee.</p> +<p>Bud let me tell tha what ta due,<br /> +For my advise might help tha thru;<br /> +Be kind, and to thi husband true,<br /> + An’ I’ll be bun<br /> +Tha’ll nivver hev a day ta rue<br /> + For owt that’s done.</p> +<p><!-- page 19--><a name="page19"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +19</span>Nah, try to keep thi former knack,<br /> +An’ du thi weshin’ in a crack,<br /> +Bud don’t be flaid to bend thi back,<br /> + Tha’ll nobbut sweeat;<br /> +So try an’ hev a bit o’ tack,<br /> + An’ du it neeat.</p> +<p>Be sure tha keeps fra bein’ a flirt,<br /> +An’ pride thysel i’ bein’ alert,—<br /> +An’ mind ta mend thi husband’s shirt,<br /> + An’ keep it cleean;<br /> +It wod thi poor owd mother hurt,<br /> + If tha wur meean.</p> +<p>Don’t kal abaht like monny a wun,<br /> +Then hev to broil, an’ sweeat, an’ run;<br /> +Bud alus hev thi dinner done<br /> + Withaht a mooild;<br /> +If it’s nobbut meil, lass, set it on,<br /> + An’ hev it boiled.</p> +<p>Now Mary, I’ve no more ta say—<br /> +Tha gets thi choice an’ tak thi way;<br /> +An’ if tha leets to rue, I pray,<br /> + Don’t blame thi mother:<br +/> +I wish yeh monny a happy day<br /> + Wi wun another.</p> +<h3><!-- page 20--><a name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +20</span>T’owd Blacksmith’s Advice ta hiz Son +Ned.</h3> +<p>So, Ned, awm geen ta understand,<br /> +Tha’rt bahn ta join i’ wedlock band,<br /> +Ta travil thru life’s weeary strand,<br /> + Yond lass +an’ thee;<br /> +But if yer joinin’ heart an’ hand,<br /> + It pleases +me.</p> +<p>Nah tha’ll hev trubbles, Ned, ta bear,<br /> +While pushin’ thru this world o’ care,<br /> +An’ wat tha’ll hev it face ta stare,<br /> + It’s hard +ta tell;<br /> +Life’s ups and dahns tha’ll get ta share,<br /> + So pleas +thisel’.</p> +<p>Tha’rt weel an’ strong, long may it last;<br /> +But age an’ care creep on us fast;<br /> +Then act az tha can luke at t’past<br /> + An’ feel +no shaam;<br /> +Then if tha’rt poor az sum ahtcast,<br /> + Tha’rt +noan ta blame.</p> +<p>Doant sport abaht an’ wagers bet,<br /> +But mind an’ shun that foolish set<br /> +At cannut mak ther awn ta fet,<br /> + Though shaam to +say it.<br /> +An’ mind tha keeps fra bein’ i’ debt,<br /> + An’ +tha’ll be reight.</p> +<p><!-- page 21--><a name="page21"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +21</span>Nah stick fast hod o’ iron will;<br /> +Push boldly on an’ feear no ill;<br /> +Keep Him i’ veiw, whoa’s mercies fill<br /> + The wurld sa +wide.<br /> +No daht but His omnishent skill<br /> + Al be thi +guide.</p> +<p>So Ned, mi lad, tak this advice,<br /> +Prove worthy o’ yond lass’s choice,<br /> +I’ years ta cum tha may rejoice<br /> + Tha tuke her +hand;<br /> +An’ listened ta thi father’s voice,<br /> + An’ his +command.</p> +<h3>Th’ Furst Pair o’ Briches.</h3> +<p>Aw remember the days o’ mi bell-button jacket,<br /> + Wi’ its little lappels hangin’ down ower +mi waist,<br /> +An’ mi grand bellosed cap,—noan nicer I’ll back +it,—<br /> + Fer her at hed bowt it wur noan withaht taste;<br /> +Fer shoo wur mi mother an’ I wur her darling,<br /> + An often shoo vowed it, an’ stroked dahn mi +hair,<br /> +An’ shoo tuke ma to see her relashuns i’ Harden<br /> + It furst Pair o’ Briches at ivver aw ware.</p> +<p>Aw remember the time when Aunt Betty an’ Alice<br /> + Sent fer me up to lewk at mi cloas,<br /> +An aw wauked up as prahd as a Frenchman fra Calais,<br /> + Wi’ mi tassel at t’side—i’ +mi jacket a rose.<br /> +Aw sooin saw mi uncles, both Johnny an’ Willy,<br /> + They both gav me pennies, an’ off aw did +steer:<br /> +But aw heeard um say this, “He’s a fine lad is +Billy,”<br /> + It furst Pair o’ Briches at ivver aw ware.</p> +<p><!-- page 22--><a name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +22</span>Aw remember t’ time at ahr Robin and Johnny<br /> + Wur keeping their hens an’ ducks i’ +t’ yard,<br /> +Tha wur gamecocks an’ bantams, wi’ toppins so +bonny,<br /> + An’ noan on um mine—aw thowt it wur +hard.<br /> +But aw saved up mi pennies aw gat fer mail pickin’,<br /> + An’ sooin gat a shilling by saving it fair,<br +/> +Aw then became maister at least o’ wun chicken,<br /> + It furst Pair o’ Briches at ivver aw ware.</p> +<p>Aw remember wun Sabbath, an’ t’sun it wor +shining,<br /> + Aw went wi’ mi father ta Hainworth ta sing;<br +/> +An’ t’stage wur hung raand wi’ bottle-green +lining;<br /> + And childer i’ white made t’ village ta +ring.<br /> +We went ta owd Meshach’s that day ta wur drinkin’,<br +/> + Though poor, tha wur plenty, an’ summat ta +spare;<br /> +Says Meshach, “That lad, Jim, is just thee, aw’m +thinking,<br /> + It furst Pair o’ Briches at ivver tha +ware.”</p> +<p>Now them wur the days o’ grim boggards and witches,<br +/> + When Will-o’-the-wisp cud be seen in the +swamp,<br /> +But nah are the days o’ cheating fer riches,<br /> + An’ a poor honest man is classed wi’ a +scamp.<br /> +Yes, them wur the days at mi mind worrant weary;<br /> + O them wur the days aw knew no despair;<br /> +O give me the time o’ the boggard an’ fairy,<br /> + Wi’ t’ furst Pair o’ Briches at +ivver aw ware.</p> +<p>Ah! them wur the days aw sall allus remember,<br /> + Sud aw just as owd as Mathusalah last;<br /> +Them wur mi March days, but nah it’s September:<br /> + Ne’er to return again—them days are +past.<br /> +But a time aw remember aboon onny other,<br /> + Aw kneeled o’ mi knees an’ sed the +Lord’s Prayer;<br /> +Aw sed “God bless mi father, an’ God bless mi +mother,”<br /> + It furst Pair o’ Briches at ivver aw ware.</p> +<h3><!-- page 23--><a name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +23</span>O Welcome, Lovely Summer.</h3> +<p>O welcome, lovely summer,<br /> + Wi’ thi golden days so long,<br /> +When the throstle and the blackbird<br /> + Do charm us wi’ ther song;<br /> +When the lark in early morning<br /> + Takes his aerial flight;<br /> +An’ the humming bat an’ buzzard<br /> + Frolic in the night.</p> +<p>O! welcome, lovely summer,<br /> + With her rainbow’s lovely form;<br /> +Her thunner an’ her leetnin’,<br /> + An’ her grandeur in the storm:<br /> +With her sunshine an’ her shower,<br /> + An’ her whirlin’ of the dust,<br /> +An’ the maiden with her flagon,<br /> + To sleck the mower’s thirst.</p> +<p>O! welcome, lovely summer,<br /> + When the woods wi’ music ring,<br /> +An’ the bees so heavy laden,<br /> + To their hives their treasures bring:<br /> +When we seek some shady bower,<br /> + Or some lovely little dell,<br /> +Or, bivock in the sunshine,<br /> + Besides some cooling well.</p> +<p>O! welcome, lovely summer,<br /> + With her roses in full bloom;<br /> +When the cowslaps an’ the laalek<br /> + Deck the cottage home;<br /> +<!-- page 24--><a name="page24"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +24</span>When the cherry an’ the berry<br /> + Give a grandeur to the charm;<br /> +And the clover and the haycock<br /> + Scent the little farm.</p> +<p>O! welcome, lovely summer,<br /> + Wi’ the partridge on the wing;<br /> +When the tewit an’ the moorgam,<br /> + Up fra the heather spring,<br /> +From the crowber an’ the billber,<br /> + An’ the bracken an’ the whin;<br /> +As from the noisy tadpole,<br /> + We hear the crackin’ din.<br /> + + +O! welcome, lovely summer.</p> +<h3>Burns’s Centenary.</h3> +<p>Go bring that tuther whisky in,<br /> + An’ put no watter to it;<br /> +Fur I mun drink a bumper off,<br /> + To Scotland’s darlin’ poet.</p> +<p>It’s just one hunderd year to-day,<br /> + This Jenewarry morn,<br /> +Sin’ in a lowly cot i’ Kyle,<br /> + A rustic bard wur born.</p> +<p>He kittled up his muirland harp,<br /> + To ivvery rustic scene;<br /> +An’ sung the ways o’ honest men,<br /> + His Davey an’ his Jean.</p> +<p><!-- page 25--><a name="page25"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +25</span>There wur nivver a bonny flaar that grew<br /> + Bud what he could admire;<br /> +There wur nivver lovely hill or dale<br /> + That suited not his lyre.</p> +<p>At last owd Coilia sed enough,<br /> + Mi bardy thah did sing,<br /> +Then gently tuke his muirland harp,<br /> + And brack it ivvery string.</p> +<p>An’ bindin’ up the holly wreath,<br /> + Wi’ all its berries red,<br /> +Shoo placed it on his noble brow,<br /> + An’ pensively shoo said:—</p> +<p>“So long as Willies brew ther malt,<br /> + An’ Robs and Allans spree;<br /> +Mi Burns’s songs an’ Burns’s name,<br /> + Remember’d they shall be.”</p> +<h3>Waiting for t’ Angels.</h3> +<p>Ligging here deead, mi poor Ann Lavina,<br /> +Ligging alone, mi own darling child,<br /> +Just thi white hands crost on thi bosom,<br /> +Wi’ features so tranquil, so calm, and so mild.</p> +<p>Ligging here deead, so white an’ so bonny,<br /> +Hidding them eyes that oft gazed on mine;<br /> +Asking for summat withaht ever speaking,<br /> +Asking thi father to say tha wur fine.</p> +<p>Ligging here deead, the child that so lov’d me,<br /> +At fane wod ha’ hidden mi faults if shoo could;<br /> +Wal thi wretch of a father despairin’ stands ower tha,<br +/> +Wal remorse and frenzy are freezin’ his blood.</p> +<p><!-- page 26--><a name="page26"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +26</span>Ligging here deead, i’ thi shroud an thi +coffin,<br /> +Ligging alone in this poor wretched room;<br /> +Just thi white hands crossed ower thi bosom,<br /> +Waiting for t’angels to carry tha home.</p> +<h3>The Lass o’ Newsholme Dean.</h3> +<p>[Having spent the whole of the afternoon in this romantic +little glen, indulging in pleasant meditations, I began to wend +my way down the craggy pass that leads to the bonny little hamlet +of Goose Eye, and turning round to take a last glance at this +enchanting vale—with its running whimpering stream—I +beheld the “Lass o’ Newsholme Dean.” She +was engaged in driving home a Cochin China hen and her +chickens. Instantaneously I was seized with a poetic fit, +and gazing upon her as did Robert Tannyhill upon his imaginary +beauty, “The Flower of Dumblane,” I struck my lyre, +and, although the theme of my song turned out afterwards to be a +respectable old woman of 70 winters, yet there is still a charm +in my “Lass o’ Newsholme Dean.”]</p> +<p>Thy kiss is sweet, thy words are kind,<br /> + Thy love is all to me;<br /> +Aw couldn’t in a palace find<br /> + A lass more true ner thee:<br /> +An’ if aw wor the Persian Shah,<br /> + An’ thee mi Lovely Queen,<br /> +The grandest diamond i’ mi Crown<br /> + Wor t’ lass o’ Newsholme Dean.</p> +<p><!-- page 27--><a name="page27"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +27</span>The lady gay may heed tha not,<br /> + An’ passing by may sneer;<br /> +The upstart squire’s dowters laugh,<br /> + When thou, my love, art near;<br /> +But if all ther shinin’ soverins<br /> + War wared o’ sattens green,<br /> +They mightn’t be as handsome then<br /> + As t’ Lass o’ Newsholme Dean.</p> +<p>When yellow autumn’s lustre shines,<br /> + An’ hangs her golden ear,<br /> +An’ nature’s voice fra every bush<br /> + Is singing sweet and clear,<br /> +’Neath some white thorn to song unknown,<br /> + To mortal never seen,<br /> +’Tis there with thee I fain wad be,<br /> + Mi Lass o’ Newsholme Dean.</p> +<p>Od drat, who cares fur kings or queens,<br /> + Mix’d in a nation’s broil,<br /> +They nivver benefit the poor—<br /> + The poor mun ollas toil.<br /> +An’ thou gilded spectre, royalty,<br /> + That dazzles folks’s een,<br /> +Is nowt to me when I’m wi thee,<br /> + Sweet Lass o’ Newsholme Dean.</p> +<p>High fra the summit o’ yon’ crag,<br /> + I view yon’ smooky town,<br /> +Where forten she has deigned to smile<br /> + On monny a simple clown:<br /> +Though free fra want, they’re free fra brains;<br /> + An’ yet no happier I ween,<br /> +Than this old farmer’s wife an’ hens,<br /> + Aw saw i’ Newsholme Dean.</p> +<h3><!-- page 28--><a name="page28"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +28</span>The Broken Pitcher.</h3> +<p>[The happiest moments of a soldier in times of peace are when +sat round the hearth of his neat little barrack room, along with +his comrades, spinning yarns and telling tales; sometimes giving +the history of some famous battle or engagement in which he took +a prominent part; other times he will relate his own love +adventures; then the favourite of the room will oblige them with +his song of “Nelson” or “Napoleon” +(generally being the favourites with them);—then there is +the fancy tale teller, who amuses all. But in all cases the +teller of a tale, yarn, or story, makes himself the hero of it, +and especially when he speaks of the lass he left behind him; +hence this adventure with the “Lassie by the +Well.”]</p> +<p>There was a bonny Lassie once<br /> + Sitting by a well—<br /> +But what this bonny Lassie thought<br /> + I cannot, cannot tell—<br /> +When by there went a cavalier<br /> + Well known as Willie Wright,<br /> +Just in full marching order,<br /> + His armour shining bright.</p> +<p>“Ah maiden, lovely maiden, why<br /> + Sits thou by the spring?<br /> +Dost thou seek a lover, with<br /> + A golden wedding ring?<br /> +Or wherefore dost thou gaze on me,<br /> + With eyes so bright and wide?<br /> +Or wherefore does that pitcher lay<br /> + Broken by thy side?”</p> +<p><!-- page 29--><a name="page29"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +29</span>“My pitcher it is broken, sir,<br /> + And this the reason is,<br /> +A villian came behind me,<br /> + An’ he tried to steal a kiss.<br /> +I could na take his nonsense,<br /> + So ne’er a word I spoke,<br /> +But hit him with my pitcher,<br /> + And thus you see ’tis broke.”</p> +<p>“My uncle Jock McNeil, ye ken<br /> + Now waits for me to come;<br /> +He canna mak his Crowdy,<br /> + Till t’watter it goes home.<br /> +I canna tak him watter,<br /> + And that I ken full weel,<br /> +And so I’m sure to catch it,—<br /> + For he’ll play the varry +de’il.”</p> +<p>“Ah maiden, lovely maiden,<br /> + I pray be ruled by me;<br /> +Smile with thine eyes and ruby lips,<br /> + And give me kisses three.<br /> +And we’ll suppose my helmet is<br /> + A pitcher made o’ steel,<br /> +And we’ll carry home some watter<br /> + To thy uncle Jock McNeil.”</p> +<p>She silently consented, for<br /> + She blink’d her bonny ee,<br /> +I threw mi arms around her,<br /> + And gave her kisses three.<br /> +To wrong the bonny Lassie<br /> + I sware ’twould be a sin;<br /> +So knelt dahn by the watter<br /> + To dip mi helmet in.</p> +<p><!-- page 30--><a name="page30"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +30</span>Out spake this bonny Lassie,<br /> + “My soldier lad, forbear,<br /> +I wadna spoil thi bonny plume<br /> + That decks thi raven hair;<br /> +Come buckle up thy sword again,<br /> + Put on thi cap o’ steel,<br /> +I carena for my pitcher, nor<br /> + My uncle Jock McNeil.”</p> +<p>I often think, my comrades,<br /> + About this Northern queen,<br /> +And fancy that I see her smile,<br /> + Though mountains lay between.<br /> +But should you meet her Uncle Jock,<br /> + I hope you’ll never tell<br /> +How I squared the broken pitcher,<br /> + With the Lassie at the well.</p> +<h3>Ode to Sir Titus Salt.</h3> +<p>Go, string once more old Ebor’s harp,<br /> + And bring it here to me,<br /> +For I must sing another song,<br /> + The theme of which shall be,—<br /> +A worthy old philanthropist,<br /> + Whose soul in goodness soars,<br /> +And one whose name will stand as firm<br /> + As rocks that gird our shores;<br /> +The fine old Bradford gentleman,<br /> + The good Sir Titus Salt.</p> +<p><!-- page 31--><a name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +31</span>Heedless of others; some there are,<br /> + Who all their days employ<br /> +To raise themselves, no matter how,<br /> + And better men destroy:<br /> +How different is the mind of him,<br /> + Whose deeds themselves are told,<br /> +Who values worth more nobly far<br /> + Than all the heaps of gold.</p> +<p>His feast and revels are not such,<br /> + As those we hear and see,<br /> +No princely show does he indulge,<br /> + Nor feats of revelry;<br /> +But in the orphan schools they are,<br /> + Or in the cot with her,<br /> +The widow and the orphan of<br /> + The shipwrecked mariner,</p> +<p>When stricken down with age and care,<br /> + His good old neighbours grieved,<br /> +Or loss of family or mate,<br /> + Or all on earth bereaved;<br /> +Go see them in their houses,<br /> + Where peace their days may end,<br /> +And learn from them the name of him<br /> + Who is their aged friend.</p> +<p>With good and great his worth shall live,<br /> + With high or lowly born;<br /> +His name is on the scroll of fame,<br /> + Sweet as the songs of morn;<br /> +While tyranny and villany<br /> + Is surely stamped with shame;<br /> +A nation gives her patriot<br /> + A never-dying fame.</p> +<p><!-- page 32--><a name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +32</span>No empty titles ever could<br /> + His principles subdue,<br /> +His queen and country too he loved,—<br /> + Was loyal and was true:<br /> +He craved no boon from royalty,<br /> + Nor wished their pomp to share,<br /> +Far nobler is the soul of him,<br /> + The founder of Saltaire.</p> +<p>Thus lives this sage philanthropist,<br /> + From courtly pomp removed,<br /> +But not secluded from his friends,<br /> + For frienship’s bond he loved;<br /> +A noble reputation too<br /> + Crowns all his latter days;<br /> +The young men they admire him,<br /> + And the aged they him praise.</p> +<p>Long life to thee, Sir Titus,<br /> + The darling of our town;<br /> +Around thy head while living,<br /> + We’ll weave a laurel crown.<br /> +Thy monument in marble<br /> + May suit the passer by,<br /> +But a monument in all our hearts<br /> + Will never, never die.</p> +<p>And when thy days are over,<br /> + And we miss thee on our isle,<br /> +Around thy tomb for ever<br /> + May unfading laurels smile:<br /> +Then may the sweetest flowers<br /> + Usher in the spring;<br /> +And roses in the gentle gales,<br /> + Their balmy odours fling.</p> +<p><!-- page 33--><a name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +33</span>May summer’s beams shine sweetly,<br /> + Upon thy hallowed clay,<br /> +And yellow autumn o’er thy head,<br /> + Yield many a placid ray;<br /> +May winter winds blow slightly,—<br /> + The green-grass softly wave,<br /> +And falling snow drop lightly<br /> + Upon thy honoured grave.</p> +<h3>Cowd az Leead.</h3> +<p>An’ arta fra thi father torn,<br /> +So early i’ thi youthful morn,<br /> +An’ mun aw pine away forlorn,<br /> + I’ grief an’ pain?<br +/> +Fer consolashun I sall scorn<br /> + If tha be ta’en.</p> +<p>O yes, tha art, an’ aw mun wail<br /> +Thi loss through ivvery hill an’ dale,<br /> +Fer nah it is too true a tale,<br /> + Tha’rt cowd az leead.<br /> +An’ nah thi bonny face iz pale,<br /> + Tha’rt deead! tha’rt +deead’!</p> +<p>Aw’s miss tha when aw cum fra t’shop,<br /> +An’ see thi bat, an’ ball, an’ top;<br /> +An’ aw’s be ommust fit ta drop,<br /> + Aw sall so freeat,<br /> +An’ Oh! mi varry heart may stop<br /> + An’ cease to beeat!</p> +<p><!-- page 34--><a name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +34</span>Ah’d allus aimed, if tha’d been +spar’d,<br /> +Of summat better to hev shared<br /> +Ner what thi poor owd father fared,<br /> + I’ this cowd sphere;<br /> +Yet, after all, aw’st noan o’ cared<br /> + If tha’d stayed here.</p> +<p>But O! Tha Conquerer Divine,<br /> +’At vanquished deeath i’ Palestine,<br /> +Tak to Thi arms this lad o’ mine<br /> + Noan freely given;<br /> +But mak him same as wun o’ Thine,<br /> + Wi’ Thee i’ +Heaven.</p> +<h3>The Factory Girl.</h3> +<p>Shoo stud beside her looms an’ watch’d<br /> + The shuttle passin’ through,<br /> +But yet her soul wur sumweer else,<br /> + ’Twor face ta face wi’ Joe.<br /> +They saw her lips move as in speech,<br /> + Yet none cud hear a word,<br /> +An’ but fer t’grindin’ o’ the wheels,<br +/> + This language might be heard.</p> +<p>“I’t’ spite o’ all thi treacherous +art,<br /> + At length aw breeathe again;<br /> +The pityin’ stars hes tane mi part,<br /> + An’ eas’d a wretch’s pain.<br /> +An’ Oh! aw feel as fra a maze,<br /> + Mi rescued soul is free,<br /> +Aw knaw aw do not dream an daze<br /> + I’ fancied liberty.</p> +<p><!-- page 35--><a name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +35</span>“Extinguished nah is ivvery spark,<br /> + No love for thee remains,<br /> +Fer heart-felt love i’ vain sall strive<br /> + Ta live, when tha disdains.<br /> +No longer when thi name I hear,<br /> + Mi conscious colour flies!<br /> +No longer when thi face aw see,<br /> + Mi heart’s emotions rise.</p> +<p>“Catcht i’ the bird-lime’s treacherous +twigs,<br /> + Ta wheer he chonc’d ta stray,<br /> +The bird his fastened feathers leaves,<br /> + Then gladly flies away.<br /> +His shatter’d wings he sooin renews,<br /> + Of traps he is aware;<br /> +Fer by experience he is wise,<br /> + An’ shuns each future snare.</p> +<p>“Awm speikin’ nah, an’ all mi aim<br /> + Is but ta pleeas mi mind;<br /> +An’ yet aw care not if mi words<br /> + Wi’ thee can credit find.<br /> +Ner dew I care if my decease<br /> + Sud be approved bi thee;<br /> +Or whether tha wi’ equal ease<br /> + Does tawk ageean wi’ me.</p> +<p>“But, yet, tha false deceivin’ man,<br /> + Tha’s lost a heart sincere;<br /> +Aw naw net which wants comfort mooast,<br /> + Or which hes t’mooast ta fear.<br /> +But awm suer a lass more fond an’ true<br /> + No lad could ivver find:<br /> +But a lad like thee is easily fun—<br /> + False, faithless, and unkind.”</p> +<h3><!-- page 36--><a name="page36"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +36</span>Bonny Lark.</h3> +<p>Sweetest warbler of the wood,<br /> + Rise thy soft bewitching strain,<br /> +And in pleasure’s sprightly mood,<br /> + Soar again.</p> +<p>With the sun’s returning beam,<br /> + First appearance from the east,<br /> +Dimpling every limpid stream,<br /> + Up from +rest.</p> +<p>Thro’ the airy mountains stray,<br /> + Chant thy welcome songs above,<br /> +Full of sport and full of play,<br /> + Songs of +love.</p> +<p>When the evening cloud prevails,<br /> + And the sun gives way for night,<br /> +When the shadows mark the vales,<br /> + Return thy +flight.</p> +<p>Like the cottar or the swain,<br /> + Gentle shepherd, or the herd;<br /> +Rest thou till the morn again,<br /> + Bonny bird!</p> +<p>Like thee, on freedom’s airy wing,<br /> + May the poet’s rapturous spark,<br /> +Hail the first approach of spring,<br /> + Bonny lark!</p> +<h3><!-- page 37--><a name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +37</span>Some of My Boyish Days.</h3> +<p>Home of my boyish days, how can I call<br /> +Scenes to my memory, that did befall?<br /> +How can my trembling pen find power to tell<br /> +The grief I experienced in bidding farewell?<br /> +Can I forget the days joyously spent,<br /> +That flew on so rapidly, sweet with content?<br /> +Can I then quit thee, whose memory’s so dear,<br /> +Home of my boyish days, without one tear?</p> +<p>Can I look back on happy days gone by,<br /> +Without one pleasant thought, without one sigh<br /> +Ah, no! though never more these eyes may dwell<br /> +On thee, old cottage home, I love so well:<br /> +Home of my childhood! wherever I be,<br /> +Thou art the nearest and dearest to me!<br /> +<br /> +Can I forget the songs sung by my sire,<br /> +Like some prophetic bard tuning the lyre?<br /> +Sweet were the notes that he taught to the young;<br /> +Psalms for the Sabbath, on Sabbath were sung;<br /> +And the young minstrels enraptured would come<br /> +To the little lone cottage I once called my home.</p> +<p>Can I forget the dear landscape around,<br /> +Where in my boyish days I could be found,<br /> +Stringing my hazel-bow, roaming the wood,<br /> +Fancying myself to be bold Robin Hood?<br /> +Then would my mother say—“Where is he gone?<br /> +I’m waiting for shuttles that he should have +‘wun’?”—<br /> +She in that cottage there, knitting her healds,<br /> +And I, her young forester, roaming the fields.</p> +<p><!-- page 38--><a name="page38"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +38</span>But the shades of the evening gather slowly around,<br +/> +The twilight it thickens and darkens the ground,<br /> +Night’s sombre mantle is spreading the plain.<br /> +And as I turn round to look on thee again,<br /> +To take one fond look, one last fond adieu,<br /> +By night’s envious hand thou art snatched from my view;<br +/> +But Oh! there’s no darkness—to me—no decay,<br +/> +Home of my boyhood, can chase thee away!</p> +<h3>Ode ta Spring Sixty-four.</h3> +<p>O welcome, young princess, thou sweetest of dowters,<br /> + An’ furst bloomin’ issue o’ King +Sixty-four,<br /> +Wi’ thi brah deck’d wi’ gems o’ the +purest o’ waters,<br /> + Tha tells us thi sire, stern winter, is ower.</p> +<p>We hail thi approach wi’ palm-spangled banners;<br /> + The plant an’ the saplin’ await thi +command;<br /> +An’ Natur herseln, to show her good manners,<br /> + Nah spreads her green mantle all ower the land.</p> +<p>Tha appears in t’ orchard, in t’ garden, an’ +t’ grotto,<br /> + Where sweet vegetation anon will adorn;<br /> +Tha smiles on the lord no more than the cottar,<br /> + For thi meanest o’ subjects tha nivver did +scorn.</p> +<p>O hasten ta labour! ye wise, O be goin’!<br /> + These words they are borne on the wings o’ the +wind;<br /> +That bids us be early i’ plewin’ an’ +sowin’,<br /> + Fer him at neglects, tha’ll leave him +behind.</p> +<h3><!-- page 39--><a name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +39</span>Address ta t’ First Wesherwoman.</h3> +<p>I’ sooth shoo wor a reeal God-send,<br /> +Ta t’ human race the greatest friend,<br /> +An’ liv’d, no daht, at t’other end<br /> + O’ history.<br /> +Her name is nah, yah may depend,<br /> + A mystery.</p> +<p>But sprang shoo up fra royal blood,<br /> +Or some poor slave beyond the Flood,<br /> +Mi blessing on the sooap an’ sud<br /> + Shoo did invent;<br /> +Her name sall renk ameng the good,<br /> + If aw get sent.</p> +<p>If nobbut in a rainy dub,<br /> +Shoo did at furst begin ta skrub,<br /> +Or hed a proper weshin’ tub—<br /> + It’s all the same;<br /> +Aw’d give a crahn, if aw’d to sub,<br /> + To get her name.</p> +<p>I’ this wide world aw’m set afloat,<br /> +Th’ poor regg’d possessor of one coat;<br /> +Yet linen clean, aw on tha dote,<br /> + An’ thus assert,<br /> +Tha’rt worthy o’ great Shakespeare’s +note—<br /> + A clean lin’ shirt.</p> +<p><!-- page 40--><a name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +40</span>Low is mi lot, an’ hard mi ways,<br /> +While paddlin’ thro’ life’s stormy days;<br /> +Yet aw will sing t’owd lass’s praise,<br /> + Wi’ famous glee;<br /> +Tho’ rude an’ rough sud be mi lays,<br /> + Shoo’s t’lass for +me.</p> +<p>Bards hev sung the fairest fair,<br /> +Their rosy cheeks an’ auburn hair;<br /> +The dying lover’s deep despair,<br /> + Their harps hev rung;<br /> +But useful wimmin’s songs are rare,<br /> + An’ seldom sung.</p> +<h3>In a Pleasant Little Valley.</h3> +<p>In a pleasant little valley near the ancient town of Ayr,<br +/> +Where the laddies they are honest, and the lassies they are +fair;<br /> +Where Doon in all her splendour ripples sweetly through the +wood,<br /> +And on its banks not long ago a little cottage stood;<br /> +’Twas there, in all her splendour, on a January morn,<br /> +Appeared old Coila’s genius—when Robert Burns was +born.</p> +<p><!-- page 41--><a name="page41"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +41</span>Her mantle large of greenish hue and robe of tartan +shone,<br /> +And round its mystic border seen was Luger, Ayr, and Doon;<br /> +A leaf-clad holly bough was twined so graceful round her brow,<br +/> +She was the darling native muse of Scotia then, as now:<br /> +So grand old Coila’s genius on this January morn,<br /> +Appeared in all her splendour when Robert Burns was born.</p> +<p>She vowed she ne’er would leave him till he sung old +Scotia’s plains—<br /> +The daisy, and the milk-white thorn he tuned in lovely +strains;<br /> +And sung of yellow autumn, or some lovely banks and braes:<br /> +And make each cottage home resound with his sweet tuneful +lays,<br /> +And sing how Coila’s genius, on a January morn,<br /> +Appeared in all her splendour when Robert Burns was born.</p> +<p>She could not teach him painting like her Cunningham at +home,<br /> +Nor could she teach him sculpturing like Angelo of Rome;<br /> +But she taught him how to wander her lovely hills among,<br /> +And sing her bonny burns and glens in simple rustic song;<br /> +This old Coila’s genius did that January morn,<br /> +Vow in all her splendour when Robert Burns was born.</p> +<p><!-- page 42--><a name="page42"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +42</span>And in the nights of winter, when stormy winds do +roar,<br /> +And the fierce dashing waves are heard on Ayr’s old craggy +shore,<br /> +The young and old encircled around the cheerful fire,<br /> +Will talk of Rob the Ploughman and tune the Scottish lyre;<br /> +And sing how Coila’s genius on a January morn,<br /> +Appeared in all her splendour when Robert Burns was born.</p> +<h3>John o’f’ Bog an’ Keighley Feffy Goast:<br +/> +A TALE O’ POVERTY</h3> +<blockquote><p>“Some books are lies fra end to end,<br /> +And some great lies were never penn’d;<br /> +But this that I am gaun to tell,<br /> +* * * Lately on a night befel.”—<span +class="smcap">Burns</span>.</p> +</blockquote> +<p>’Twor twelve o’clock wun winter’s neet,<br +/> + Net far fra Kersmas time,<br /> +When I met wee this Feffy Goast,<br /> + The subject of mi rhyme.</p> +<p>I’d been hard up fer monny a week,<br /> + Mi way I cuddant see,<br /> +Fer trade an’ commerce wor as bad<br /> + As ivver they could be.</p> +<p><!-- page 43--><a name="page43"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +43</span>T’poor hand-loom chaps wor running wild,<br /> + An’ t’combers wor quite sick,<br /> +Fer weeks they nivver pool’d a slip,<br /> + Ner t’weivers wave a pick.</p> +<p>An’ I belong’d ta t’latter lot,<br /> + An’ them wor t’war o’t’ +two,<br /> +Fer I’d nine pair o’ jaws i’ t’haase,<br +/> + An nowt for ’em ta do.</p> +<p>T’owd wife at t’ time wor sick i’ bed,<br /> + An’ I’d a shockin’ cowd,<br /> +Wal t’youngest barn we hed at home,<br /> + Wor nobbut three days owd.</p> +<p>Distracted to mi varry heart,<br /> + At sitch a bitter cup,<br /> +An’ lippenin’ ivvery day at com,<br /> + At summat wod turn up;</p> +<p>At last I started off wun neet,<br /> + To see what I could mak;<br /> +Determin’d I’d hev summat ta eit,<br /> + Or else I’d noan go back.</p> +<p>Through t’Skantraps an’ be t’ Bracken +Benk,<br /> + I tuke wi’ all mi meet;<br /> +Be t’ Wire Mill an’ Ingrow Loin,<br /> + Reight into t’ oppen street.</p> +<p>Saint John’s Church spire then I saw,<br /> + An’ I wor rare an’ fain,<br /> +Fer near it stood t’owd parsonage—<br /> + I cuddant be mistain.</p> +<p><!-- page 44--><a name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +44</span>So up I went ta t’ Wicket Gate,<br /> + Though sad I am ta say it,<br /> +Resolv’d to ax ’em for some breead,<br /> + Or else some brocken meit.</p> +<p>Bud just as I wor shackin’ it,<br /> + A form raase up before,<br /> +An’ sed “What does ta want, tha knave,<br /> + Shackin’ t’ Wicket Door?”</p> +<p>He gav me then ta understand,<br /> + If I hedant come to pray,<br /> +At t’grace o’ God an’ t’breead o’ +life,<br /> + Wor all they gav away.</p> +<p>It’s fearful nice fer folk ta talk<br /> + Abaat ther breead o’ life,<br /> +An’ specially when they’ve plenty,<br /> + Fer t’childer an’ ther wife.</p> +<p>Bud I set off ageean at t’run,<br /> + Fer I weel understood,<br /> +If I gat owt fra that thear clahn,<br /> + It woddant do ma good.</p> +<p>I’ travellin’ on I thowt I heeard,<br /> + As I went nearer t’tahn,<br /> +A thaasand voices i’ mi ears,<br /> + Sayin’ “John, whear are ta +bahn?”</p> +<p>In ivvery grocer’s shop I pass’d,<br /> + A play-card I could see,<br /> +I’ t’biggest type at e’er wod print—<br +/> + “There’s nowt here, lad, fer +thee.”</p> +<p><!-- page 45--><a name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +45</span>Wal ivvery butcher’s shop I pass’d,<br /> + Asteead o’ meit wor seen,<br /> +A mighty carvin’-knife hung up,<br /> + Reight fair afore mi een.</p> +<p>Destruction wor invitin’ me,<br /> + I saw it fearful clear,<br /> +Fer ivvery druggist window sed—<br /> + “Real poison is sold here.”</p> +<p>At last I gav a frantic howl,<br /> + A shaat o’ dreead despair,<br /> +I seized missen by t’toppin then,<br /> + An’ shack’d an’ lugged mi +hair.</p> +<p>Then quick as leetnin’ ivver wor,<br /> + A thowt com i’ mi heead—<br /> +I’d tak a walk to t’Simetry,<br /> + An’ meditate wi’ t’deead.</p> +<p>T’owd Church clock wor striking’ t’ time<br +/> + At folk sud be asleep,<br /> +Save t’Bobbies at wor on ther beat,<br /> + An’ t’Pindar after t’sheep.</p> +<p>Wi’ lengthen’d pace I hasten’d off<br /> + At summat like a trot;<br /> +Ta get ta t’place I started for,<br /> + Mi blood wor boiling hot.</p> +<p>An’ what I saw at Lackock Gate,<br /> + Rear’d up ageean a post,<br /> +I cuddant tell—but yet I thowt<br /> + It wor another goast!</p> +<p><!-- page 46--><a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +46</span>But whether it wor a goast or net,<br /> + I heddant time ta luke,<br /> +Fer I wor takken bi surprise<br /> + When turning t’Sharman’s Nuke.</p> +<p>Abaat two hunderd yards i’ t’front,<br /> + As near as I could think,<br /> +I thowt I heeard a dreeadful noise,<br /> + An’ nah an’ then a clink!</p> +<p>Whativver can these noises be?<br /> + Some robbers, then I thowt!—<br /> +I’d better step aside an’ see,<br /> + They’re happen up ta nowt!</p> +<p>So I gat ower a fence ther wor,<br /> + An’ peeping threw a gate,<br /> +Determin’d to be satisfied,<br /> + If I’d a while to wait.</p> +<p>At last two figures com ta t’spot<br /> + Whear I hed hid misel,<br /> +Then walkers’-earth and brimstone,<br /> + Most horridly did smell.</p> +<p>Wun on em hed a nine-tail’d cat,<br /> + His face as black as sooit,<br /> +His name, I think wor Nickey Ben,<br /> + He hed a clovven fooit.</p> +<p>An’ t’other wor all skin an’ bone<br /> + His name wor Mr. Deeath;<br /> +Withaat a stitch o’ clooas he wor,<br /> + An’ seem’d quite aght o’ +breeath.</p> +<p><!-- page 47--><a name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +47</span>He hed a scythe, I plainly saw,<br /> + He held it up aloft,<br /> +Just same as he wor bahn ta maw<br /> + Owd Jack O’Doodle’s Croft.</p> +<p>“Where are ta bahn ta neet, grim phiz?”<br /> + Sed Nickey, wi’ a grin,<br /> +“Tha knaws I am full up below,<br /> + An’ cannot tak more in.”</p> +<p>“What is’t ta thee?” said Spinnel Shanks,<br +/> + “Tha ruffin of a dog,<br /> +I’m nobbut bahn mi raands ageean,<br /> + Ta see wun John o’t’ Bog.</p> +<p>“I cannot see it fer mi life,<br /> + What it’s ta dew wi’ thee;<br /> +Go mind thi awn affairs, owd Nick,<br /> + An’ nivver thee heed me.”</p> +<p>“It is my business, Spinnel Shanks,<br /> + Whativver tha may say,<br /> +Fer I been rostin’ t’human race<br /> + Fer monny a weary day.”</p> +<p>Just luke what wark, I’ve hed wi’ thee,<br /> + This last two yer or so;<br /> +Wi’ Germany an Italy,<br /> + An’ even Mexico.</p> +<p>An’ then tha knaws that Yankey broil<br /> + Browt in some thaasands more;<br /> +An’ sooin fra Abyssinia,<br /> + They’ll bring black Theodore.</p> +<p><!-- page 48--><a name="page48"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +48</span>“So drop that scythe, owd farren deeath,<br /> + Let’s rest a toathree wick;<br /> +Fer what wi’ t’seet o’t’ frying pan,<br +/> + Tha knows I’m ommost sick.”</p> +<p>“I sall do nowt o’t’ sort,” says +Deeath,<br /> + Who spack it wi’ a grin,<br /> +I’s just do as I like fer thee,<br /> + So tha can hod thi din.”</p> +<p>This made owd Nick fair raging mad,<br /> + An’ liftin’ up his whip,<br /> +He gav owd Spinnel Shanks a lash<br /> + Across his upper lip.</p> +<p>Then like a neighin’ steed, lean Shanks,<br /> + To give owd Nick leg bail,<br /> +He started off towards the tahn,<br /> + Wi’ Nick hard on his trail.</p> +<p>Then helter-skelter off they went,<br /> + As ower t’fence I lape;<br /> +I thowt—well, if it matters owt,<br /> + I’ve made a nice escape.</p> +<p>But nah the mooin began ta shine<br /> + As breet as it could be;<br /> +An dahn the vale of t’Aire I luked,<br /> + Whear I could plainly see.</p> +<p>The trees wor deeadly pale wi’ snaw,<br /> + An’ t’windin’ Aire wor still,<br +/> +An’ all wor quite save t’hullats,<br /> + At wor screamin’ up o’t’ hill.</p> +<p><!-- page 49--><a name="page49"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +49</span>Owd Rivock End an’ all arahnd<br /> + Luk’d like some fiendish heead,<br /> +Fer t’more I star’d an’ t’more I thowt<br +/> + It did resemble t’deead.</p> +<p>The Friendly Oaks wor alter’d nah,<br /> + Ta what I’d seen afore;<br /> +An’ luk’d as though they’d nivver be<br /> + T’owd Friendly Oaks no more.</p> +<p>Fer wun wor like a giant grim,<br /> + His nooas com to a point,<br /> +An’ wi’ a voice like thunner sed—<br /> + “The times are aaght +o’t’joint!”</p> +<p>An’ t’other, like a whippin’-post,<br /> + Bud happen net as thin,<br /> +Sed “T’ times el alter yet, owd fooil,<br /> + So pray nah, hod thi din!”</p> +<p>I tuke no farther gawm o’ them,<br /> + But paddl’d on mi way;<br /> +Fer when I ivver mak a vah,<br /> + I stick ta what I say.</p> +<p>I heddant goan so far agean,<br /> + Afoar I heeard a voice,<br /> +Exclaiming—wi’ a fearful groan—<br /> + “Go mak a hoil i’ +t’ice!”</p> +<p>I turned ma rahnd wheer t’sahnd com fro,<br /> + An’ cautiously I bowed,<br /> +Sayin’ “Thenk ye, Mr. Magic Voice,<br /> + I’m flaid o’ gettin’ +cowd.”</p> +<p><!-- page 50--><a name="page50"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +50</span>But nah a sudden shack tuke place,<br /> + A sudden change o’ scene;<br /> +Fer miles wheer all wor white afoar,<br /> + Wor nah a bottle-green.</p> +<p>Then com a woman donn’d i’ white,<br /> + A mantle gert shoo wore;<br /> +A nicer lukin’, smarter form<br /> + I nivver saw afoar.</p> +<p>Her featers did resemble wun<br /> + O’ that kind-hearted lot,<br /> +’At’s ivver ready to relieve<br /> + The poor man in his cot.</p> +<p>Benevolence wor strongly mark’d<br /> + Upon her noble heead;<br /> +An’ on her bruhst ye might ha’ read,<br /> + “Who dees fer want o’ breead?”</p> +<p>In fact, a kinder-hearted soul<br /> + Owd Yorkshire cuddant boast;<br /> +An’ who wod feel the least alarmed<br /> + Ta talk ta sitch a ghoast?</p> +<p>I didn’t feel at all afraid,<br /> + As nearer me shoo drew:<br /> +I sed—“Good evening, Mrs. Ghoast,<br /> + Hahivver do ye dew?”</p> +<p>Sho nivver seem’d to tak no gawm,<br /> + Bud pointed up at t’mooin,<br /> +An’ beckon’d me ta follow her<br /> + Reight dahn bi t’Wattery Loin.</p> +<p><!-- page 51--><a name="page51"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +51</span>So on we went, an’ dahn we turn’d,<br /> + An’ nawther on us spak;<br /> +Bud nah an’ then shoo twined her heead,<br /> + Ta see if I’d runn’d back.</p> +<p>At t’last sho stopped and turned arahnd,<br /> + An’ luk’d ma fair i’ +t’een;<br /> +’Twor nah I picked it aght at wunce,<br /> + Sho wor no human bein’.</p> +<p>Sho rave a paper fra her bruhst,<br /> + Like some long theatre bill;<br /> +An’ then shoo sed “Wake mortal,<br /> + Will ta read to me this will?</p> +<p>“Bud first, afoar tha starts to read,<br /> + I’ll tell thee who I is;<br /> +Tha lukes a dacent chap eniff—<br /> + I judge it by thi phiz.</p> +<p>“Well, I’ve a job fer thee to do—<br /> + That is, if tha will do it;<br /> +I think tha’rt t’likliest man I knaw,<br /> + Becos tha art a poet.</p> +<p>If I am not mistaen, mi friend,<br /> + I often hear thi name;<br /> +I think they call tha John o’ t’Bog”;—<br +/> + Says I—“Owd lass, it’s +t’same.”</p> +<p>“It’s just so mony years this day,<br /> + I knaw it by mi birth,<br /> +Sin’ I departed mortal life,<br /> + An’ left this wicked earth.</p> +<p><!-- page 52--><a name="page52"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +52</span>“But ere I closed these een to go<br /> + Into eternity,<br /> +I thowt I’d dew a noble act,<br /> + A deed o’ charity.</p> +<p>“I hed a bit o’ brass, tha knaws,<br /> + Some land an’ property;<br /> +I thowt it might be useful, John,<br /> + To folks i’ poverty.</p> +<p>“So then I made a will o’t’ lot,<br /> + Fer that did suit mi mind;<br /> +I planned it as I thowt wor t’best,<br /> + To benefit mankind.</p> +<p>“I left a lot ta t’ Grammar Skooil;<br /> + By reading t’will tha’ll see,<br /> +That ivvery body’s barn, tha knaws,<br /> + May hev ther skooilin’ free.</p> +<p>“An’ if tha be teetotal, John—<br /> + Tha may think it a fault—<br /> +To ivvery woman liggin’ in<br /> + I gav a peck o’ malt.</p> +<p>“Bud t’biggest bulk o’ brass +’at’s left,<br /> + As tha’ll hev heeard afooar,<br /> +Wor to be dealt half-yearly<br /> + Among ahr Keighley poor.</p> +<p>“I certainly did mak a flaw,<br /> + Fer which I’ve rued, alas!<br /> +’Twor them ’at troubled t’parish, John,<br /> + Sud hev no Feffee Brass.</p> +<p><!-- page 53--><a name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +53</span>“An’ nah, if tha will be so kind,<br /> + Go let mi trustees knaw<br /> +’At I sall be oblidg’d to them<br /> + To null that little flaw.</p> +<p>“An’ will ta meushun this an’ all,<br /> + Wal tha’s an interview?—<br /> +Tell ’em to share t’moast brass to t’poor,<br +/> + Whativver else they do.</p> +<p>“Then I sall rest an’ be at peace,<br /> + Both here an’ when i’ Heaven;<br /> +When them ’at need it will rejoice<br /> + Fer t’bit o’ brass I’ve given;</p> +<p>“An’ tell ’em to remember thee<br /> + Upon t’next Feffee Day!”<br /> +I says—“I sallant get a meg,<br /> + I’m gettin’ parish pay.”</p> +<p>So when shoo’d spokken what shoo thowt,<br /> + An’ tell’d me what to do,<br /> +I ax’d her if shoo’d harken me,<br /> + Wal I just said a word or two.</p> +<p>“I’ll nut tell you one word o’ lie,<br /> + As sure as my name’s John;<br /> +I think at you are quite i’ t’mist<br /> + Abaht things going on.</p> +<p>“Folks gether in fra far an’ near,<br /> + When it is Feffee Day,<br /> +An’ think they hev another lowse,<br /> + Wi’ t’little bit o’ pay.</p> +<p><!-- page 54--><a name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +54</span>“Asteead o’ givin’ t’brass to +t’poor,<br /> + It’s shocking fer to tell,<br /> +They’ll hardly let ’em into t’door—<br /> + I knaw it bi misell.</p> +<p>“Asteead o’ bein’ a peck o’ malt<br /> + Fer t’wimmen liggin’ in,<br /> +It’s geen to rascals ower-grown,<br /> + To drink i’ rum an’ gin.</p> +<p>“Then them at is—I understand—<br /> + What you may call trustees;<br /> +They hev ther favourites, you knaw,<br /> + An’ gives to who they please.</p> +<p>“Some’s nowt to do but shew ther face,<br /> + An’ skrew ther maath awry;<br /> +An’ t’brass is shuvv’d into ther hand,<br /> + As they are passin’ by.</p> +<p>“There’s monny a woman I knaw weel,<br /> + Boath middle-aged and owd,<br /> +’At’s waited fer ther bit o’ brass,<br /> + An’ catch’d ther deeath o’ +cowd;</p> +<p>“Wol mony a knave wi’ lots o’ brass<br /> + Hes cum i’ all his pride,<br /> +An’ t’flunkeys, fer to let him pass,<br /> + Hes push’d t’poor folk aside.</p> +<p>“Fra Bradford, Leeds, an’ Halifax,<br /> + If they’ve a claim, they come;<br /> +But what wi’ t’railway fares an’ drink,<br /> + It’s done bi they get hooam.</p> +<p><!-- page 55--><a name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +55</span>“Wol mony a poorer family<br /> + ’At’s nut been named i’ +t’list,<br /> +Reight weel desarves a share o’ t’spoil,<br /> + But, thenk ye, they are miss’d.</p> +<p>“We see a man at hes a haase,<br /> + Or happen two or three,<br /> +They ‘Mister’ him, an’ hand him aght<br /> + Five times as mitch as me.</p> +<p>“’Twor better if yo’d teed yer brass<br /> + Tight up i’ sum owd seck,<br /> +An’ getten t’Corporation brooms,<br /> + To sweep it into t’beck.”</p> +<p>No longer like Capia’s form,<br /> + Wi’ a tear i’ both her een,<br /> +But like the gallant Camilla,<br /> + The Volscian warrior Queen.</p> +<p>Shoo, kneelin’, pointed up aboon,<br /> + An’ vah’d, be all so breet,<br /> +Sho’d wreak her vengence on ther heeads,<br /> + Or watch ’em day an’ neet.</p> +<p>Shoo call’d the Furies to her aid,<br /> + An’ Diræ’s names shoo used,<br /> +An’ sware if I hed spocken t’truth,<br /> + Shoo hed been sore abus’d.</p> +<p>“Alas, poor Ghoast!”—I sed to her—<br +/> + “Indeed, it is too true”;<br /> +Wi’ that sho vanish’d aght o’ t’seet,<br +/> + Sayin’ “Johnny lad, adieu!”</p> +<h3><!-- page 56--><a name="page56"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +56</span>In Memory of<br /> +THOMAS IRELAND,<br /> +<i>Police Superintendent</i>, <i>Keighley</i>.<br /> +<span class="smcap">born</span> 1831, <span +class="smcap">died</span> 1887.</h3> +<blockquote><p>“He was a man, take him for all-in-all, we +shall not look upon his like again?”—<span +class="smcap">Shakspeare</span>.</p> +</blockquote> +<p>Who knew his virtues must his death deplore<br /> +And long lament that Ireland is no more;<br /> +Set is the sun that shone with all its rays,<br /> +And claimed from every one their warmest praise.</p> +<p>Mute are those lips, whose mildest accents spoke<br /> +Their sterling worth, down to the harmless joke;<br /> +Clear-seeing his soul, for lo! that mind was one<br /> +That envied nothing underneath the sun.</p> +<p>To speak the truth, he never was afraid;<br /> +His country’s weal, his country’s laws obeyed;<br /> +A pensive calm reigned on his noble brow,<br /> +While in his eye you read the solemn vow:—</p> +<p>“I harm no one; no one will I betray;<br /> +My duty is to watch and see fair play;<br /> +My friendship is to no one set confined;<br /> +My heart and hand are given to all mankind.”</p> +<p>Oh ancient town of legendary strain<br /> +When will his place in thee be filled again!<br /> +For men like he, possessed of sterling worth,<br /> +Are few and far between upon the earth.</p> +<p>Such was the man the weeping mourners mourn,<br /> +Lost to his friends, ah! never to return;<br /> +Fled to the spheres where he in peace must dwell,<br /> +While all who knew him bid a long farewell.</p> +<h3><!-- page 57--><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +57</span>A Yorkshireman’s Christmas.</h3> +<p>Aw hev ten or twelve pund o’ gooid meit,<br /> + A small cheese an’ a barrel o’ beer;<br +/> +Aw’ll welcome King Kersmas to neet,<br /> + For he nobbut comes once in a year.</p> +<p>Send ahr Will dahn ta Tommy Spoyle Wood’s,<br /> + An’ tell him ta send up a log;<br /> +An’ tell him an’ Betty to come,<br /> + For Tommy’s a jolly owd dog.</p> +<p>Aw mean ta forget all my debts,<br /> + An’ aw mean ta harbour no grief;<br /> +Nobbut emptying glasses an’ plates<br /> + O’ their contents o’ beer an’ +gooid beef.</p> +<p>Them barns they care nowt abaht drink,<br /> + Like us ’at’s advanced into years;<br /> +So Sally, lass, what does ta think,<br /> + If ta buys ’em some apples an’ +pears?</p> +<p>Ahr David’s a fine little lad,<br /> + An’ ahr Nancy’s a fine little lass;<br +/> +When aw see ’em aw do feel so glad,<br /> + So bring me a quart an’ a glass!</p> +<p>Come, Sally, an’ sit bi mi side,<br /> + We’ve hed both wur ups an’ wur dahns;<br +/> +Awm fane at aw made thee mi bride,<br /> + An’ awm prahd o’ both thee an’ wur +barns.</p> +<p>We’re as happy as them ’at’s more brass,<br +/> + In a festival holly-decked hall;<br /> +We envy no mortal, owd lass;<br /> + Here’s peace an’ good-will unto all!</p> +<p><!-- page 58--><a name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +58</span>An’ may ev’ry poor crater to neet,<br /> + If nivver before in his life,<br /> +Hev plenty to drink an’ to eyt,<br /> + Fer both him, an’ his barns, an’ his +wife.</p> +<h3>Lines on the Late<br /> +MR. THOMAS CRAVEN.</h3> +<p>Darkness his curtain, and his bed the dust—<br /> + The friend we had but yesterday;<br /> +His spirit to the unknown land<br /> + Hath fled +away.</p> +<p>Ah! death’s strong key hath turned the lock,<br /> + And closed again its ponderous door,<br /> +That ne’er for him shall ope again—<br /> + Ah, +nevermore!</p> +<p>Now pity swells the tide of love,<br /> + And rolls through all our bosoms deep,<br /> +For we have lost a friend indeed;<br /> + And thus we +weep.</p> +<p style="text-align: center">. . . . . . .</p> +<p>’Twas his to learn in Nature’s school<br /> + To love his fellow-creatures dear;<br /> +His bounty fed the starving poor<br /> + From year to +year.</p> +<p>But thou, pale moon, unclouded beam,<br /> + And O! ye stars, shine doubly bright,<br /> +And light him safe across the lake<br /> + To endless +light!</p> +<h3><!-- page 59--><a name="page59"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +59</span>Gooise an’ Giblet Pie.</h3> +<p>A Kersmas song I’ll sing, mi lads,<br /> + If ye’ll bud hearken me;<br /> +An incident i’ Kersmas time,<br /> + I’ eighteen sixty-three;<br /> +Whithaht a stypher i’ the world—<br /> + I’d scorn to tell a lie—<br /> +I dinéd wi a gentleman<br /> + O’ gooise an’ giblet pie.</p> +<p>I’ve been i’ lots o’ feeds, mi lads,<br /> + An’ hed some rare tucks-aght;<br /> +Blood-puddin days with killin’ pigs,<br /> + Minch pies an’ thumpin’ tarts;<br /> +But I wired in, an’ reight an’ all,<br /> + An’ supp’d when I wor dry,<br /> +Fer I wor dinin’ wi’ a gentleman<br /> + O’ gooise an’ giblet pie.</p> +<p>I hardly knew what ail’d ma, lads,<br /> + I felt so fearful prahd;<br /> +Mi ears pricked up, mi collar rahse,<br /> + T’ards a hawf-a-yard;<br /> +Mi chest stood aght, mi charley in,<br /> + Like horns stuck aght mi tie;<br /> +Fer I dinéd wi’ a gentleman<br /> + O’ gooise an’ giblet pie.</p> +<p>I often think o’ t’feed, mi lads,<br /> + When t’ gentleman I meet;<br /> +Bud nauther on us speiks a word<br /> + Abaht that glorious neet;<br /> +In fact, I hardly can misel,<br /> + I feel so fearful shy;<br /> +Fer I ate a deal o’ t’rosted gooise,<br /> + An’ warm’d his giblet pie.</p> +<h3><!-- page 60--><a name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +60</span>The Grand Old Man.</h3> +<p>I sing of a statesman, a statesman of worth,<br /> +The grandest old statesman there is upon earth;<br /> +When his axe is well sharpened we all must agree,<br /> +He can level a nation as well as a tree.</p> +<p>He can trundle such words from his serpent-like tongue<br /> +As fairly bewilder both old men and young;<br /> +He can make some believe that’s black which is white,<br /> +And others believe it is morn when it’s night.</p> +<p>He has tampered with kings, and connived with the Czar;<br /> +His Bulgarian twaddle once caused a great war,<br /> +Where thousands were slain, but what did he heed,<br /> +He still went to Church the lessons to read.</p> +<p>A bumbailey army to Egypt he sent,<br /> +In search of some money which long had been spent;<br /> +He blew up the forts, then commended his men,<br /> +And ordered them back to old England again.</p> +<p>In the far distant Soudan the Mahdi arose,<br /> +No doubt he intended to crush all his foes;<br /> +But Gladstone sent Gordon, who ne’er was afraid,<br /> +Then left him to perish without any aid.</p> +<p>“If I,” said poor Gordon, “get out of this +place,<br /> +That traitor called Gladstone shall ne’er see my +face—<br /> +To the Congo I’ll go, if I am not slain,<br /> +And never put foot in old England again.”</p> +<p><!-- page 61--><a name="page61"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +61</span>When the sad news arrived of the fall of Khartoum,<br /> +And of how our brave Gordon had met his sad doom,<br /> +Gladstone went to the theatre and grinned in a box,<br /> +Tho’ he knew that old England was then on the rocks.</p> +<p>He allowed the Dutch Boers on Majuba Hill,<br /> +Our brave little army to torture and kill;<br /> +And while our poor fellows did welter in gore,<br /> +He gave up the sword to the treacherous Boer.</p> +<p>Brave, though black Cetewayo, the great Zulu King,<br /> +To civilised England they captive did bring;<br /> +He sent back the Zulu, where first he drew breath,<br /> +Unguarded and helpless, to meet his own death.</p> +<p>“Had I done,” says Bismark, “so much in my +life,<br /> +As Gladstone has done in fomenting sad strife,<br /> +I could not at this day have looked in the face<br /> +Of king, prince or peasant of my noble race.”</p> +<p>He has tampered and tarnished his national fame;<br /> +He has injured Great Britain in interest and aim—<br /> +Caused strife, war and bloodshed too reckless I ween,<br /> +Not caring for honour of England or Queen.</p> +<p>He invokes the great gods their rich blessing to shower,<br /> +As he stumps our great nation to get into power;<br /> +E’en now from old Ireland he cravenly begs,<br /> +That she will assist him to get on his legs.</p> +<h3><!-- page 62--><a name="page62"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +62</span>Ode to Bacchus.</h3> +<p>Pueple god of joyous wit,<br /> + Here’s to +thee!<br /> +Deign to let the bardie sit<br /> + Near thy +knee;<br /> +Thy open brow, and laughing eye,<br /> +Vanquishing the hidden sigh,<br /> +Making care before thee fly,<br /> + Smiling Bacchus, god of wine!</p> +<p>Thy stream intoxicates my song,<br /> + For I am +warm;<br /> +I love thee late, I love thee long;<br /> + Thou dost me +charm;<br /> +I ever loved thee much before,<br /> +And now I love thee more and more,<br /> +For thou art loved the wide world o’er,<br /> + Charming Bacchus, god of wine!</p> +<p>“Angels hear that angels sing,”<br /> + Sang the +bard,<br /> +While the muse is on the wing,<br /> + Pay regard;<br +/> +See how Bacchus’ nectar flows,<br /> +Healing up the heartstrings’ woes,<br /> +Making friends, and <i>minus</i> foes,<br /> + Gracious Bacchus, god of wine!</p> +<p><!-- page 63--><a name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +63</span>Ever on thee I depend,<br /> + As my guest;<br +/> +Thou wilt bring to me the friend<br /> + I love best;<br +/> +Friendship is the wine of love;<br /> +Angels dwell with it above,<br /> +Cooing like the turtle-dove<br /> + Lovely Bacchus, god of wine!</p> +<p>Laughing Genius, a “Good night!”<br /> + Yet, stay +awhile!<br /> +Ere thou tak’st thy upward flight,<br /> + Upon me +smile;<br /> +Drop one feather from thy breast<br /> +On the bard, that he may rest,<br /> +Then he will be doubly bless’d,<br /> + Glorious Bacchus, god of wine!</p> +<p>Kings are great, but thou art just,<br /> + Night and +day;<br /> +What are kings but royal dust—<br /> + Birds of +prey?<br /> +Though in splendour they may be—<br /> +Menials bow, and bend the knee—<br /> +Oh, let me dwell along with thee,<br /> + Famous Bacchus, god of wine!</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p63.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of plant" +title= +"Picture of plant" +src="images/p63.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 64--><a name="page64"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +64</span>Sall o’t’ Bog.</h3> +<p>Mi love is like the passion dock,<br /> + That grows i’ t’summer fog;<br /> +An’ tho’ shoo’s but a country lass,<br /> + I like mi Sall o’ t’Bog.</p> +<p>I walk’d her aght up Rivock End,<br /> + An’ dahn a bonny dell,<br /> +Whear golden balls an’ kahslips grow,<br /> + An’ buttercups do smell.</p> +<p>We sat us dahn on top o’ t’grass,<br /> + Clois to a runnin’ brook,<br /> +An’ harken’d t’watter wagtails sing<br /> + Wi’ t’sparrow, thrush, an’ +rook.</p> +<p>Aw lockt her in mi arms, an’ thowt<br /> + As t’sun shane in her een,<br /> +Sho wor the nicest cauliflaar<br /> + At ivver aw hed seen.</p> +<p>’Twor here we tell’d wur tales o’ love,<br +/> + Beneath t’owd hezzel tree;<br /> +How fondly aw liked Sall o’ t’Bog,<br /> + How dearly shoo loved me!</p> +<p>An’ if ivver aw deceive thee, Sall,<br /> + Aw vah bi all aw see,<br /> +Aw wish ’at aw mud be a kah,<br /> + An’ it beleng ta thee.</p> +<p>But aw hev plump fergetten nah<br /> + What awther on us said;<br /> +At onny rate we parted friends,<br /> + An’ boath went hooam to bed.</p> +<h3><!-- page 65--><a name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +65</span>Song of the Months.</h3> +<p>High o’er the hill-tops moan the wild breezes,<br /> + As from the dark branches I hear the sad strain:<br +/> +See the lean pauper by his grim hearth he freezes,<br /> + While comfort and plenty in palaces reign.</p> +<p>Dark is the visage of the rugged old ocean,<br /> + To the caves in the billow he rides his foamed +steed:<br /> +As o’er the grim surge with his chariot in motion,<br /> + He spreads desolation, and laughs at the deed.</p> +<p>No more with the tempest the river is swelling,<br /> + No angry clouds frown, nor sky darkly lower;<br /> +The bee sounds her horn, and the gay news is telling<br /> + That spring is established with sunshine and +shower.</p> +<p>In the pride of its beauty the young year is shining,<br /> + And nature with blossom is wreathing the trees;<br +/> +The white and the green in rich clusters entwining,<br /> + And sprinkling their sweets on the wings of the +breeze.</p> +<p>O May, lovely goddess! what name can be grander?<br /> + What sunbeam so bright as thine own smiling eye;<br +/> +With thy mantle of green, richly spangled in splendour,<br /> + At whose sight the last demon of winter doth +fly?</p> +<p>From her home in the grass see the primrose is peeping,<br /> + While diamond dew-drops around her are spread;<br /> +She smiles thro’ her tears like an infant that’s +sleeping,<br /> + And to laughter is changed as her sorrows are +fled.</p> +<p><!-- page 66--><a name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +66</span>The landscape around is now sprinkled with flowers,<br +/> + The mountains are blue in their distant array;<br /> +The wreaths of green leaves are refreshed with the showers,<br /> + Like a moth in the sunshine the lark flies away.</p> +<p>How joyous the reapers their harvest songs singing<br /> + As they see the maid bring the flagon and horn;<br +/> +And the goddess of plenty benedictions is flinging<br /> + Over meadows and pastures and barley and corn.</p> +<p>’Tis sweet on the hills with the morning sun shining,<br +/> + To watch the rich vale as it brightens below;<br /> +’Tis sweet in the valley when day is declining,<br /> + To mark the fair mountains, deep tinged with its +glow.</p> +<p>Now is the time when biting old Boreas,<br /> + True to his calling, the tempests impend;<br /> +His hailstones in fury are pelting before us,<br /> + Our fingers are smarting, and heads they are +bent.</p> +<p>The cold winds do murmur, the bleak snow is falling,<br /> + The beasts of the forest from hunger do call;<br /> +There are desolate evenings, comfortless mornings,<br /> + And gloomy noontides for one and for all.</p> +<p>Drear is thine aspect, tyrannical December,<br /> + O hast thou no mercy for the pitiless poor;<br /> +Christmas is thine, and well we remember,<br /> + Though dark is thy visage, we honour thee more.</p> +<h3><!-- page 67--><a name="page67"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +67</span>Bonnie Cliffe Castle.</h3> +<p>Oh, bonnie Cliffe Castle! what sight can be grander?<br /> + Thou picture of beauty and joy to the eye,<br /> +So noble and grand in thy beauty and splendour<br /> + That envy must tremble as she passeth by.</p> +<p>And long may’st thou flourish and bloom like the +heather,<br /> + An honour to him who’s thy founder so +great,<br /> +And stand like an oak in both fair and foul weather,<br /> + Till old Father Time hath forgotten thy date.</p> +<p>’Tis a pleasure to view thee from hill-top or level,<br +/> + From moorland, from meadow, or mountain afar,<br /> +Where Roman pack-horsemen more safely could travel,<br /> + In days when the Briton and Boman waged war.</p> +<p>In those days of yore, from Hawkcliffe to Rivoc,<br /> + The wolf and the wild boar sought after their +prey,<br /> +But Briton’s brave sons amongst them made havoc,<br /> + And thus for Cliffe Castle they opened the way.</p> +<p>Where erst were wild woods, crags, moorlands, and marshes,<br +/> + In days long gone by and whose dates are unknown,<br +/> +Is now the highway where stand thy proud arches,<br /> + Oh, bonnie Cliffe Castle! thou pride of the +town.</p> +<p>’Tis true that thy walls were not built for defence,<br +/> + Nor that thy equipments befit thee for war;<br /> +A castle of love is thy only pretence,<br /> + A name that is higher and nobler by far.</p> +<p><!-- page 68--><a name="page68"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +68</span>Thou ’mind’st me of five as kind-hearted +brothers,<br /> + As ever set sail on the deep ocean’s +breast,<br /> +Whose lives have been spent in love toward others,<br /> + And while blessing others themselves have been +blest.</p> +<p>Like heroes of old, on horse or on vessel,<br /> + On land or on water they fought and they won,<br /> +And now thy grand towers, O bonnie Cliffe Castle!<br /> + Tower up to the heavens, which answer, “Well +done!”</p> +<h3>Opening of Devonshire Park,<br /> +<span class="smcap">september</span> 4<span +class="smcap">th</span>, 1888.</h3> +<p>Oh, well do we remember—<br /> + For the news it was so pleasant—<br /> +When His Grace the Duke of Devonshire<br /> + Made our famous town a present<br /> +Of a pretty little garden—<br /> + An Arcadia in its way—<br /> +And how the bells rang merrily<br /> + On that eventful day.</p> +<p>Oh, this lovely little garden<br /> + ’Twill be to us a pleasure,<br /> +It will delight the great elite—<br /> + To them ’twill be a treasure.<br /> +And who are they who dare to say<br /> + The town it did not need one—<br /> +A pretty little lovely spot<br /> + And a happy little Eden.</p> +<p><!-- page 69--><a name="page69"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +69</span>In this pretty little Paradise<br /> + Of beauty and of splendour—<br /> +Search our land from end to end,<br /> + You could not find a grander;<br /> +The turtledove can make its love,<br /> + Not caring for the pigeon,<br /> +If he belongs his politics<br /> + And follows his religion.</p> +<p>In this pretty little garden,<br /> + When the bloom is on the heather,<br /> +Two minds with but one single thought<br /> + Can tell their tales together;<br /> +The maiden from the mansion,<br /> + And the lady from the villa,<br /> +Can wander there and shed a tear<br /> + Beneath the weeping willow.</p> +<p>This bonny little garden<br /> + Is fine for perambulators,<br /> +Where our handsome servant-lasses<br /> + Can wheel our lovely creatures,<br /> +And oh! how happy they will be!<br /> + As time they are beguiling,<br /> +When the mammy and the daddy<br /> + Are upon the babies smiling.</p> +<p>Oh! this pretty little garden,<br /> + Which every one admires,<br /> +Which pleased His Grace the Noble Duke<br /> + To give our little squires.<br /> +<!-- page 70--><a name="page70"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +70</span>The news was something wonderful,<br /> + Like the shooting of a rocket,<br /> +When they heard that they had got a Park,<br /> + And were “nothing out +o’pocket.”</p> +<p>In this pretty little garden,<br /> + With all its blossom blooming<br /> +We can sit and sing the whole day long,<br /> + From the morning till the gloaming;<br /> +And tell Dame Keighley’s blunders,<br /> + When her sons were naught but asses;<br /> +And could not even raise a Park,<br /> + To please the upper classes.</p> +<p>Then let us give the Noble Duke,<br /> + The praises of the Borough—<br /> +For if we did not thank His Grace,<br /> + We should commit an error—<br /> +And not forgetting Mr. Leach,<br /> + For he deserves rewarding,<br /> +For it is known he got the town<br /> + This pretty little garden.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p70.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of a rose" +title= +"Picture of a rose" +src="images/p70.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 71--><a name="page71"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +71</span>Farewell to the<br /> +REV. H. J. LONGSDON,<br /> +Formerly Rector of Keighley.</h3> +<p>Farewell dear friend, nor take it hard,<br /> + To leave the town where thou hast been,<br /> +Where many a joy we hope thou’st had,<br /> + Though witness’d many a sorry scene.</p> +<p>Thy works were good, we know it well,<br /> + We watched thee in thy weary toil;<br /> +Where oft obstruction, shame to tell,<br /> + Waits on the good their plans to spoil.</p> +<p>Yet thou dids’t toil without a fear<br /> + From day to day, from year to year;<br /> +Beloved by all, thy foes are few,<br /> + And they are loth to bid adieu.</p> +<p>We saw thee in the early dawn<br /> + Up with the lark at break of morn,<br /> +Thy duties promptly to attend,<br /> + Our shepherd, pastor, and our friend.</p> +<p>With good advice to one and all,<br /> + The old, the young, the great, the small;<br /> +In lane or house, in church or street,<br /> + Thy presence we were glad to meet.</p> +<p><!-- page 72--><a name="page72"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +72</span>“Thou art a man! a man! a man!”<br /> + The Poet quotes from some old play;<br /> +“An upright, honest gentleman,<br /> + Whose likes we meet not every day.”</p> +<p>And when thou leavest us behind,<br /> + Our recollections will not die—<br /> +Of thee whose meekness, zeal, and love,<br /> + Are known alike to low and high.</p> +<p>Out from thy fold, all other flocks<br /> + Were proud of thee—a shepherd true,<br /> +All other shepherds greeted thee,<br /> + Although thy flocks to theirs were few.</p> +<p>Thou tended with a shepherd’s care,<br /> + And saw that none did go astray;<br /> +Thou led them with an honest will,<br /> + From early morn to evening’s ray.</p> +<p>Adieu, dear sir, long may’st thou live<br /> + To be a credit to our isle;<br /> +And when thou toil’st ’midst other friends,<br /> + May fortune on thy labours smile.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p72.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of a plant" +title= +"Decorative picture of a plant" +src="images/p72.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 73--><a name="page73"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +73</span>He’s Thy Brother.</h3> +<p>Turn from the rich thy steps awhile,<br /> +And visit this poor domicile;<br /> +Abode of flavours rank and vile?<br /> +This is the home, and this the style,<br /> + Where lives thy brother!</p> +<p>The cobwebs are his chandeliers;<br /> +Bricks and dank straw his bed and chairs;<br /> +He has no carpet on the stairs,<br /> +But, like the wild beasts to their lairs,<br /> + Crawls in thy brother.</p> +<p>He once did stride his father’s knee—<br /> +A little horseman bold and free;<br /> +And, should thou trace this pedigree,<br /> +Thy mother’s darling pet was he—<br /> + Thy little brother.</p> +<p>His mind was not of thine, ’tis plain;<br /> +He dreamt of wonders, thou of gain;<br /> +But thou thy object didst attain<br /> +For which another sought in vain—<br /> + E’en thy own brother.</p> +<p>Thou cunningly didst keep thy pace,<br /> +While he joined in the wild-goose chase;<br /> +Thou’rt now the great one of this place,<br /> +While he hath lost his phantom race—<br /> + Thy wretched brother!</p> +<p><!-- page 74--><a name="page74"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +74</span>I see a form amongst the crowd,<br /> +With stricken heart, and head that’s bowed;<br /> +I hear a voice, both deep and loud—<br /> +A voice of one that wanted food—<br /> + It is thy brother.</p> +<p>The meanest wretch that ever trod,<br /> +The smallest insect ’neath the sod,<br /> +Are creatures of an All-seeing God,<br /> +Who may have smitten with his rod<br /> + Thy foolish brother.</p> +<p>He careth not for wealth or show,<br /> +But dares thee to neglect, e’en now,<br /> +That unmanned wretch, so poor and low,<br /> +Else he may deal a heavy blow,<br /> + E’en for thy brother.</p> +<h3>Lund’s Excursion to Windermere.</h3> +<p>Come hither mi muse, an’ lilt me a spring,<br /> +Tho’daghtless awhile tha’s been on the wing;<br /> +But yet tha mun try to cum up ta t’mark,<br /> +An’ give us sum rhyme for a bit of a lark:<br /> +An’ tho’ at thy notes in this sensation age,<br /> +Wiseacres may giggle an’ critics may rage,<br /> +Thou art my sole hobby there is no mistake,<br /> +So sing us t’Excursion ta Windermere Lake.</p> +<p><!-- page 75--><a name="page75"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +75</span>’Twor a fine summer’s mornin’ as ivver +wor seen,<br /> +All nature wor wearin’ her mantle o’ green;<br /> +The birds wor all singin’ i’ owd Cockle Wood,<br /> +As if by their notes they all understood,<br /> +As weel as the people who com wi’ a smile,<br /> +To see the procession march off i’ grand style.</p> +<p>“Owd Rowland,” the bell wi’ his gert iron +tongue,<br /> +Proclaim’d to the people both owd an’ young,<br /> +’Twor high time to rise for each moment wor dear<br /> +As t’train wod be startin’ fer Lake Windermere;<br /> +An’ Rowland, the bell, didn’t toll, sir, i’ +vain,<br /> +For hunderds wur ready ta start for the train.</p> +<p>But harken what music—grand music is here,<br /> +Ower maantains, dahn valleys, it’s saanding so clear;<br /> +It’s t’Turkey Mill Band wi ther sharps and ther +flats,<br /> +I’ ther blue an’ green coits an’ ther +red-toppin’d hats,<br /> +’Tis plain whear they’re bahn wi’ t’long +paces they take,<br /> +An’ they’ll play wi’ some vengeance at +Windermere Lake.</p> +<p>But, harken ageean! what’s comin’ this way?<br /> +More music, grand music; hey, hear how they play!<br /> +It’s t’Fife an’ Drum Band fra Throttlepoke +Raw,<br /> +Wi’ as strong a big drummer as ivver yah saw,<br /> +An’ both his drum ends must be solid as stone,<br /> +Fer bi t’way ’at he thumps he macks it fair +groan.</p> +<p>The procession moves off in a double quick pace,<br /> +An’ all seem delightful—a smile on ther face,<br /> +As the music strikes up wi’ owd “Robin a +Dair,”<br /> +Toan hauf o’ t’wimmen scarce knaw what they ail;<br +/> +To see the bands marching it wod yah delight,<br /> +So ably conducted by owd Jimmy Wright.</p> +<p><!-- page 76--><a name="page76"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +76</span>The weivers led on by Miss Hob an’ Miss Hall,<br +/> +Each dress’d i’ ther jackets, new turban, an’ +fall,<br /> +An’ if you’d o’ seen ’em you’d +o’ thowt they wor fine,<br /> +Wi’ ther nice parasols an’ ther gert crinoline;<br /> +But as they wor marchin’ foaks sed at Miss Hob,<br /> +Wor t’nicest and smartest young woman i’ +t’job.</p> +<p>T’next section ’at followed wor a section o’ +rakes,<br /> +Led on by owd blossom, an’ Driver o’ Jacques,<br /> +Wi’ Ruddock an’ Rufus, an’ Snowball so +breet;<br /> +Along wi’ owd Nathan, Bill Rollin an’ Wreet;<br /> +An’ Harry O’Bridget, Tom Twist, an’ his +pals,<br /> +An’ Benger, an’ Capper, an’ Jonas o Salls.</p> +<p>The lads an’ the lasses come marchin’ behind,<br +/> +An’ rare an’ weel suited wor t’youngsters yo +mind;<br /> +For all wor nah waitin’ fer t’Fife an’ Drum +Band,<br /> +To strike up like thunner ther music so grand;<br /> +How prahd an’ delighted yo might a seen some,<br /> +When t’drummer wi’ vengeance wor thumpin’ his +drum.</p> +<p>An’ who cud hev thowt it?—but let ma go +on;—<br /> +There wor Jacky o’ Squires an’ Cowin’ Heead +John,<br /> +Wi’ Corney o’ Rushers, but not bi hissen,<br /> +For there wor Joseph o’ Raygills, owd Jess an’ owd +Ben.<br /> +Ye sall seek fer a month, but between nah an’ then,<br /> +I defy ye ta find sitch a pick’d lot o’ men.</p> +<p>Tom Nicholl then marched at t’heead of his clan,<br /> +An’ it’s said ’at he muster’d his men to +a man;<br /> +There wor Joaney o’ Bobs, an’ his mates full o’ +glee,<br /> +An’ that little dark fella ’at comes fra +t’Gooise Ee.<br /> +All a set o’ fine fellas in heighest respect,<br /> +Weel up i’ moustaches an’ nicely shirt neckt.</p> +<p><!-- page 77--><a name="page77"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +77</span>But among the procession at walk’d in his +pride,<br /> +Wor Joey o’ Willie’s ’at lives at t’Beck +Side;<br /> +An’ along wi’ Bill Earby wor marchin’ his +friend,<br /> +Wun Jemmy o’ Roses fra t’Branshaw Moor End.<br /> +As we pass’d dahn t’tahn the foaks did declare<br /> +’At t’best lukin’ men wor Sam Butt an’ +Black Hare.</p> +<p>But t’next at com on an’ made t’biggest +crack,<br /> +Wor t’gallant Big-benners led on wi’ Bill Shack;<br +/> +An’ t’spectators praised ’em an’ +seem’d i’ ther joy,<br /> +When they saw Johnny Throstle, an’ Nolan an’ Boy.<br +/> +Altho’ not weel up i’ ther armour an mail,<br /> +Yet these are the lads ’at can tell yu a tale.</p> +<p>Hahsumivver, we push’d an’ thrusted thro’ +t’craad,<br /> +Wal we landed at t’station an’ waited i’ +t’yard;<br /> +So we all sattled dahn, for we thowt it t’best plan<br /> +To wait o’ wer orders to get into t’train.</p> +<p>Hahsumivver, after a deal o’ yellin’ an’ +screamin’ o’ t’injuns, Mr. Mann sed all wor +reight nah, an’ they mud start as sooin as they liked, for +ivverybody wor i’ t’train at wor bahn, but owd Pally +Pickles an’ Matty o’ Maude’s; an’ their +Sally cudn’t go becos they had a mustard plaister to put on +to their Roger’s chest; he’d strain’d his lungs +wi’ eitin’ cahcumbers. Beside, owd Pally +cudn’t go either, becos shoo’d nobody to wait on +t’owd fella at wor laid up i’ t’merly grubs; +an’ ivverybody wor so taen on abaght Will Scott not going, +for, as owd Betty sed, what wod they do if ther legs gat asleep +an’ no galvanic battery to shack em reight ageean?</p> +<p><!-- page 78--><a name="page78"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +78</span>But, hahsumivver, t’guard blew his whistle +an’ off t’train started helter-skelter up bi Utley as +hard as ivver it cud go. An nah for a change o’ +scene!—fer t’Exley-Heeaders aght wi ther rhubub +pasties an’ treacle parkins. Harry o’ +Bridget’s hed a treacle parkin t’size of a pancake in +his hat crahn, an’ Joe o’ owd Grace’s fra Fell +Loin hed a gert bacon collop in his pocket t’size of a oven +tin. Somebody remarks, “Tha’ll grease thi owd +chops wi’ that, Joe.” He sed “I like a bit +o’ bacon when it isn’t reezed, tha knaws, especially +home-fed like this”; but just when he wor exhibitin’ +it rhaand t’hoile, t’train stopp’d at Kilwick +Station, fer t’maister an’ t’missis wor +waitin’ to get in; so t’Turkey Mill Band struck up +“We’re goin’ home to glory,” wi’ +credit to both t’conductors an’ thersens. +Hahsumivver, they wor forced to put double time in at +t’latter end, for Puffin’ Billy started o’ +screaming ageean fearfully, so all wor in t’carriages +an’ off in a crack—my word, they did leg it ower +hedges an’ dykes, thru valleys an’ +mahutains—</p> +<p>“Where the wind nivver blew,<br /> + Nor a cock ivver crew,<br /> +Nor the deil sahnded<br /> + His Bugle Horn.”</p> +<p>I’ll assure yu, foak, it seemed varry little afoar we +wor at Clapham. Why, yu can judge for yersens; when Tom +o’ Twist’s gat up an’ popped his heead aght +o’ t’window an’ shaated aaght +“We’re at Derby already!” but it turned aght to +be nowt but a coil truck wi’ “Derby” marked on +it. Well, be it as it may, <!-- page 79--><a +name="page79"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 79</span>we landed at +Lancaster sooin, an’ some o’ t’owd maids gat +aght here, but it wor nivver knawn to this day what for; +hahsumivver, it hes been suspected at they wor after some watter, +for ther shooin wor steepin’ wet when they com back. +But yu mun knaw at after a deal o’ twistin’ an’ +twinin’ they started for Windermere, but, my word, it +worrant generally thowt so, for owd Nathan o’ +Johnny’s an’ their Samuel, an’ owd Matty +o’ Sykes’s, an’ Bob o’ t’Bog, stood +it boldly ’at it wor goin’ back to Keighley, +an’ wodant believe it wal they reitched Kendal; besides, +ivverybody thowt at t’train wor lost, but after another +start we landed at Windermere, an’ nearly all +t’passengers wor fair capp’d, for they thowt for +sewer at t’injun hed been flaid wi’ summat.</p> +<p>But, hod yer din, says Railway Tim,<br /> + As it is varry clear,<br /> +At t’injun’s reight an’ landed streight,<br /> + For this is Windermere.</p> +<p>So, i’ landing, ivverbody seemed quite startled +wi’ t’appearance o’ t’place. “Well, +if ivver, I’m fair capp’d!’, sed owd Maude +o’ Peter’s, “it’s t’nicest spot I +ivver saw wi’ mi een, an’ I sall say so to mi +deein’ day. It looks like a paradise! +I’ve seen mony a nice place i’ mi life-time, both +dreamin’ an’ wakin’, but this licks all! +What wi’ t’grand black marble houses an’ +t’roses growin’ up at t’front, it’s +ommost like bein’ i’ Heaven.” But nobody +cud hear aboon t’toan hauf o’ what wor said cos +t’bands wor playin’ as hard as ivver they cud +an’ t’foak wor all in a bussle, for—</p> +<p><!-- page 80--><a name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +80</span>Miss Hob an’ Miss Jonas tuke a cab dahn to +Bowness,<br /> + An’ mind yu, they luk’d fearful +grand;<br /> +An’ when they gat theer they tuke fer Grassmere,<br /> + Like two o’ t’first ladies i’ +t’land.</p> +<p>Miss Walsh an’ Miss Roddy an’ another young +body,<br /> + Bethowt ’em ’at it wod be +t’best,<br /> +To tak a fine boat an’ just hev a float<br /> + Dahn the lake as far as Dove’s Nest.</p> +<p>Says Miss Nelly Holmes, “as I’ve left off mi +looms<br /> + I’ll show at I’m summat better;<br /> +An’ I’ll go ta Low Wood, it might do ma good,<br /> + An’ sport both on t’land an’ on +t’watter.”</p> +<p>Hahsumivver, Miss Martha Smith fra Utley, an owd maid, +an’ Jenny Hodgson, an’ Ann Shack, an’ abaght +nineteen other owd maids, bethowt ’em they’d hev some +teah, for there wor a paper stuck i’ ivvery window +wi’ “Hot water sold here,” as an +inscription. So they went in an’ bargain’d for +it, an’ ax’d what it wor a piece fer hot waiter. +“Tuppence a piece,” says t’Missis. +“Tuppence a piece!” exclaim’d t’dollop of +’em, “we can get it at owd Matty Wreet’s fer a +penny a week. It’s a burning shame, but let’s +hev a bucket<br /> +a piece.”</p> +<p>So thirteen cups a piece they tuke,<br /> + An’ they were noan ta blame,<br /> +Fer weel shoo knew did Hannah Shack,<br /> + They’d hev to pay the same.</p> +<p>An’ my word, t’gert foak wor capp’d when +they saw us; these wor some squintin’ throo glasses, yu +mind, <!-- page 81--><a name="page81"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 81</span>an’ especially when +t’band started a playin’. In fact, they wor +fair charm’d wi’ t’Turkey Mill Banders, +an’ a deal o’ t’young ladies an’ +gentlemen admired t’conductor, fer his arm went just like a +hand-loom weiver swingin’ his pickin’ stick.</p> +<p>Fer monny a noble lord did say,<br /> + An’ so did monny a heiress,<br /> +“Can this be Julien’s Band, I pray,<br /> + That late we’ve seen in Paris.</p> +<p>“Upon my word, I think it is<br /> + That famous French instructor,<br /> +Mon Dieu! when I behold his phiz,<br /> + It is the great conductor.”</p> +<p>But they wor t’moast capped wi’ t’Fife +an’ Drum Band ov owt. They tuke ’em to be a +band of Esquimaux at hed just landed i’ England. +Hahsumivver, we followed after, marchin’ ta t’tune +’at t’owd kah deed on, i’ droves like a squad +o’ pie-bald geese, wal we com ta t’watter edge, +an’ then—</p> +<p>To Miller’s Brah, an’ Calf-garth Woods,<br /> + Some on ’em tuke ther route,<br /> +Some sailed across to Castle Wray,<br /> + An’ some went whear they thowt.</p> +<p>Some tuke a yacht to Newby Brig,<br /> + To brave both wind an’ tide,<br /> +Wal others sailed around Belle Isle,<br /> + An’ some to Ambleside.</p> +<p>I’ landin’ at Ambleside, Joe o’ +Raygill’s bethowt him he’d hev a glass o’ ale, +an’ bethegs he’d t’misfortun <!-- page 82--><a +name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 82</span>to leave +three gert curnberry pasties i’ t’hotel, an’ +didn’t bethink him wal he’d getten on ta t’top +of a big hill, but when he bethowt him, my word, he did bounce +dahn that hill ta some tune. When he gat back, +t’missis hed geen ’em to Jonas o’ Sall’s, +an’ behold they wor luking fer one another up hills +an’ dahn valleys, Joe axin’ ivverybody he met if +they’d seen owt of his three pasties, an’ Jonas +axin’ fer t’owner on ’em. Hahsumivver, +they nivver gat ta see nowt wal they wor theer, for they +didn’t meet wal t’train wor just startin’ back +agean, an’ then Joe didn’t get his pasties, cos Jonas +hed geen ’em to a injun-driver, an’ +theer—betmess he’d hetten ’em, ta Joe’s +mortification an’ rage!</p> +<p>But, that worn’t all t’mistak at wor made; fer +Bill Rollins bethowt him at he’d lost summat, but +cudn’t tell fer his life what it wor. He groped his +pockets, luk’d into his carpet beg, an’ studied fer +aboon an haar; at last he pick’d it aght ’at it wor +their Peg ’at he’d lost somewheer up on +t’mahntens.</p> +<p>Well, as I wor tellin’ yu, we’d promenaded +t’ gigantic hills an’ beautiful valleys, +intermix’d wi’ ower-hingin’ peaks an’ +romantic watter-falls which form part o’ t’grand Lake +scenery of ahr English Switzerland to the delight of ivvery one +o’ t’excursionists. T’day beginnin’ +to advance, an’ “back agean” bein’ +t’word i’ ivverybody’s maath, yu cud see +t’fowk skippin’ ower t’Lake (“Home-ward +bound,” as t’song says), some in a Indian canoe, some +in a Venetian gondolier; owd Ben Rusher wor in a Chinese junk, +somebody sed. But, haivver, hunderds mud be seen on board +o’ t’steam yachts comin’ fra Newby Brig +an’ Ambleside. Fra t’latter place +t’steamer wor fair <!-- page 83--><a +name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 83</span>craaded +wi’ foak, for i’ t’first class end ther wor Mr. +an’ Mrs. Lund an’ their illustrious friends, Mr. Mann +an’ staff wi’ a parson an’ four of his handsome +dowters; at t’other end wor a German Band, some niggers, +Jimmy Wright, jun., alias Jim o’ Peggy’s, wi’ a +matter o’ one hunderd Ranters rhaand him. Jim wod hev +his lip in; but he’s a rare chorus singer, there’s +nowt abaght that; for, my word, t’strangers did praise him +aboon a bit, an’ weel he desarved it, fer he gap’d +like a young throstle, wal t’foak wor fair charm’d, +an’ ’specially t’Germans an’ +t’niggers ’at wor on deck, fer they’d nivver +heeard onny chorus-singin’ afoar they heeard Jim strike +up—</p> +<p>We’re joyously sailin’ ower the lake,<br /> + Bound fer t’opposite shore;<br /> +An’ which o’ yu’s fooil enuff ta believe<br /> + We sall nivver see land onny more.</p> +<p> Let the hurrican roar,<br +/> + Sall we ivver land onny more.</p> +<p>The skilful pilot’s at the wheel,<br /> + An’ his mate is watchin’ near;<br /> +So the captain shouts “Cheer up, mi lads,<br /> + There’s nobody nowt to fear.”</p> +<p> Then let the hurrican +roar,<br /> + We sall reitch the opposite +shore.</p> +<p>An’ summat abaght “the evergreen shore” he +sang. But what wi’ t’beautiful landscapes on +both sides o’ t’Lake, an’ t’recollections +o’ Wordsworth, Wilson, Mrs. Hemans, Harriet Martineau, +an’ other famous poets, painters, an’ authors, it +threw one of our party into a kind o’ poetical +mood—</p> +<p><!-- page 84--><a name="page84"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +84</span>For wal he stood upon the deck,<br /> + He oft wor heeard to say,<br /> +“I’d raither oomo to Windermere,<br /> + Nor go to Morecambe Bay;<br /> +An’ though I’ve been to Malsis Hall,<br /> + Where it is fearful grand,<br /> +It’s nowt at all compared wi’ this—<br /> + The nicest place i’ t’land.</p> +<p>For, O how splendid is the Lake,<br /> + Wi’ scenery like this!<br /> +If I cud nobbut stop a week,<br /> + It wod be nowt amiss;<br /> +A resolution nah I’ll mack,<br /> + T’next summer what to do;—<br /> +Asteead o’ comin’ for a day,<br /> + I’ll stop a week or two.”</p> +<p>But nah we land at Bowness Pier,<br /> + Then sooin we jump ashore,<br /> +An’ back to t’Station we did steer,<br /> + For rare an’ pleased we wor:<br /> +So into t’train for back agean,<br /> + Owd friends once more to meet;<br /> +An’ in a crack we’re landed back—<br /> + Bi ten o’clock at neet.</p> +<p>All join i’ praise to Mr. Mann,<br /> + For t’management he made;<br /> +An’ praise the gallant Turkey Band,<br /> + For t’music ’at they play’d:<br /> +An’ praise is due fra ivvery one<br /> + ’At shared i’ this diversion;<br /> +All praise an’ thanks to Mr. Lund,<br /> + Who gav this grand Excursion.</p> +<h3><!-- page 85--><a name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +85</span>The Tartan Plaid.</h3> +<p>In Auld Lang Syne I’ve heard ’em say<br /> + My granny then she wore<br /> +A bonnie Scottish Tartan Plaid<br /> + In them good days o’ yore;<br /> +An’ weel I ken when I was young<br /> + Some happy days we had,<br /> +When ladies they were dress’d so gay<br /> + In Scottish Tartan Plaid.</p> +<p>Me thinks I see my father now<br /> + Sat working at his loom—<br /> +I see my mother at the wheel—<br /> + In our dear village home;<br /> +The swinging-stick I hear again,<br /> + Its buzzin’ makes me sad,<br /> +To think those happy days are gone<br /> + When weaving Tartan Plaid.</p> +<p>It is not in a clannish view,<br /> + For clans are naught to me,<br /> +But ’tis our ancient Tartan Plaid<br /> + I dearly love to see.<br /> +’Tis something grand ye will agree<br /> + To see a Highland lad,<br /> +Donn’d in his Celtic native garb,<br /> + The grand old Tartan Plaid.</p> +<p><!-- page 86--><a name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +86</span>Our Soldier lads in tartan kilts<br /> + Outshine our warriors bold<br /> +(Who dress in scarlet, green, and blue,<br /> + Decked off with shining gold);<br /> +Just see our kilted lads so brave,<br /> + It makes my heart feel glad,<br /> +And ’minds me of my boyish days<br /> + When dress’d in Tartan Plaid.</p> +<p>“O wad some power” the hint we give<br /> + Our Sovereign Lady Queen,<br /> +To dress herself and lady maids<br /> + In bonnie tartan sheen.<br /> +Then treadles, shuttles, warp, and weft—<br /> + (For trade would not be bad)—<br /> +Would rattle as in days of yore,<br /> + When weaving Tartan Plaid.</p> +<h3>The Pauper’s Box.</h3> +<p>Thou odious box, as I look on thee,<br /> +I wonder wilt thou be unlocked for me?<br /> +No, no! forbear!—yet then, yet then,<br /> +’Neath thy grim lid do lie the men—<br /> +Men whom fortune’s blasted arrows hit,<br /> +And send them to the pauper’s pit.</p> +<p><!-- page 87--><a name="page87"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +87</span>O dig a grave somewhere for me,<br /> +Deep underneath some wither’d tree;<br /> +Or bury me on the wildest heath,<br /> +Where Boreas blows his wildest breath,<br /> +Or ’mid some wild romantic rocks:<br /> +But, oh! forbear the pauper’s box.</p> +<p>Throw me into the ocean deep,<br /> +Where many poor forgotten sleep;<br /> +Or fling my corpse in the battle mound,<br /> +With coffinless thousands ’neath the ground;<br /> +I envy not the mightiest dome,<br /> +But save me from a pauper’s tomb.</p> +<p>I care not if t’were the wild wolf’s glen,<br /> +Or the prison yard, with wicked men:<br /> +Or into some filthy dung-hole hurled—<br /> +Anywhere, anywhere! out of the world!<br /> +In fire or smoke on land or sea,<br /> +Than thy grim lid be closed on me.</p> +<p>But let me pause, ere I say more<br /> +About thee, unoffending door;<br /> +When I bethink me, now I pause,<br /> +It is not thee who makes the laws,<br /> +But villians who, if all were just,<br /> +In thy grim cell would lay their dust.</p> +<p>But yet, t’were grand beneath yond wall,<br /> +To lie with friends,—relations all;<br /> +If sculptured tombstones were not there,<br /> +But simple grass with daisies fair;<br /> +And were it not, grim box, for thee<br /> +’Twere paradise, O cemetery.</p> +<h3><!-- page 88--><a name="page88"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +88</span>The Vale of Aire.</h3> +<p>[It was early in the morning that I took my ramble. I +had noticed but little until I arrived at the foot of the quaint +old hamlet of Marley. My spirits began to be cheered, for +lively gratitude glowed in my heart at the wild romantic scenery +before me. Passing the old mansion, I wended my way towards +the huge crag called the “Altar Rock.” Wild and +rugged as the scenery was, it furnished an agreeable +entertainment to my mind, and with pleasure I pushed my way to +the top of the gigantic rock, where I viewed the grandeur of the +vale below. The blossom on the branches, the crooked Aire +gliding along like sheets of polished crystal, made me +poetic. I thought of Nicholson, the poet of this beautiful +vale, and reclining on a green moss-covered bank, I framed these +words.]</p> +<p>Poet Nicholson, old Ebor’s darling bard,<br /> + Accept from me at least one tributary line;<br /> +Yet how much more should be thy just reward,<br /> + Than any wild unpolished song of mine.</p> +<p>No monument in marble can I raise,<br /> + Or sculptured bust in honour of thy name;<br /> +But humbly try to celebrate thy praise,<br /> + And give applause that thou shouldst duly claim.</p> +<p><!-- page 89--><a name="page89"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +89</span>All hail, the songsters that awake the morn,<br /> + And soothe the soul with wild melodious strains;<br +/> +All hail, the rocks that Bingley hills adorn,<br /> + Beneath whose shades wild Nature’s grandeur +reigns.</p> +<p>From off yon rock that rears its head so high,<br /> + And overlooks the crooked river Aire;<br /> +While musing Nature’s works full meet the eye,<br /> + The envied game, the lark and timid hare.</p> +<p>In Goitstock Falls, and rugged Marley’s hill,<br /> + In Bingley’s grand and quiet sequestered +dale,<br /> +Each silvery stream, each dike or rippled rill,<br /> + I see thy haunt and read thy “Poacher’s +Tale.”</p> +<p>So, Homer-like, thy harp was wont to tune<br /> + Thy native vale in glorious days of old,<br /> +Whose maidens fair in virtuous beauty shone—<br /> + Her sages and her heroes great and bold.</p> +<p>No flattering baseness could employ thy mind,<br /> + The free-born muse detests that servile part:<br /> +In simple lore thy self-taught lay I find<br /> + More grandeur far than all the gloss of art.</p> +<p>Though small regard be paid to worth so rare,<br /> + And humble worth unheeded pass along;<br /> +Ages to come will sing the “Yale of Aire,”<br /> + Her Nicholson and his historic song.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p89.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of a tree" +title= +"Picture of a tree" +src="images/p89.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 90--><a name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +90</span>Fra Haworth ta Bradford.</h3> +<p>Fra Haworth tahn the other day,<br /> + Bi t’route o’ Thornton Height,<br /> +Joe Hobble an’ his better hauf,<br /> + Went inta Bradford straight.</p> +<p>Nah Joe ta Bradford hed been before,<br /> + But shoo hed nivver been;<br /> +But hahsumivver they arrived<br /> + Safe inta t’Bowlin’ Green.</p> +<p>They gav a lad a parkin pig,<br /> + As on the street they went;<br /> +Ta point ’em aght St. George’s Hall,<br /> + An’ Ostler’s Monument.</p> +<p>Bud t’little jackanapes bein’deep,<br /> + An’ thowt they’d nivver knaw,<br /> +Show’d Joseph Hobble an’ his wife<br /> + T’first monument he saw.</p> +<p>As sooin as Joe gat up ta t’rails,<br /> + His een blaz’d in his heead;<br /> +Exclamin’, they mud just as weel<br /> + A gooan an’ robb’d the deead.</p> +<p>Bud whoivver’s ta’en them childer dahn,<br /> + Away fra poor owd Dick,<br /> +Desarves his heead weel larapin,<br /> + Wi’ a dahn gooid hazel stick.</p> +<p>T’lad seein’ Joe froth aght o’ +t’maath,<br /> + He sooin tuke to his heels,<br /> +Fer asteead o’ t’Ostler’s Monument,<br /> + He’d shown ’em Bobby Peel’s.</p> +<h3><!-- page 91--><a name="page91"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +91</span>The Veteran.</h3> +<p>I left yon fields so fair to view;<br /> + I left yon mountain pass and peaks;<br /> +I left two een so bonny blue,<br /> + A dimpled chin and rosy cheeks.<br /> +For an helmet gay and suit o’ red<br /> + I did exchange my corduroy;<br /> +I mind the words the Sergeant said,<br /> + When I in sooth was but a boy.</p> +<p>“Come, rouse my lad, be not afraid;<br /> + Come, join and be a brave dragoon:<br /> +You’ll be well clothed, well kept, well paid,<br /> + To captain be promoted soon.<br /> +Your sweetheart, too, will smile to see<br /> + Your manly form and dress so fine;<br /> +Give me your hand and follow me,—<br /> + Our troop’s the finest in the line.</p> +<p>“The pyramids beheld our corps<br /> + Drive back the mighty man of Fate!<br /> +Our ire is felt on every shore,<br /> + In every country, clime, or state.<br /> +The Cuirassiers at Waterloo<br /> + We crushed;—they were the pride of France!<br +/> +At Inkerman, with sabre true,<br /> + We broke the Russ and Cossack lance!</p> +<p>“Then come, my lad, extend your hand,<br /> + Tame indolence I hold it mean;<br /> +Now follow me, at the command,<br /> + Of our Most Gracious Sovereign Queen!<br /> +<!-- page 92--><a name="page92"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +92</span>A prancing steed you’ll have to ride;<br /> + A bonny plume will deck your brow;<br /> +With clinking spurs and sword beside,—<br /> + Come! here’s the shilling: take it +now!”</p> +<p>The loyal pledge I took and gave,—<br /> + It was not for the silver coin;<br /> +I wished to cross the briny wave,<br /> + And England’s gallant sons to join.<br /> +Since—many a summer’s sun has set,<br /> + An’ time’s graved-care is on my brow,<br +/> +Yet I am free and willing yet<br /> + To meet old England’s daring foe.</p> +<h3>Address to the Queen,<br /> +<span class="smcap">june</span> 20th, 1887.</h3> +<p style="text-align: center"><i>To the Queen’s Most +Excellent Majesty</i>.</p> +<p>Most Gracious Sovereign Lady, Victoria Alexandra Guelph, Queen +of the hearts of her people throughout all civilisation, one of +your Majesty’s loyal and faithful subjects desires most +respectfully to approach your Majesty to congratulate you upon +the completion of the fiftieth year of your reign. In the +same year of your Majesty’s coronation, in a wild part of +old Yorkshire, where it is said the wind never blew nor the cock +ever crew, was your Most Gracious Majesty’s humble servant +born; and at the very hour that your Majest ascended the Throne, +<!-- page 93--><a name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +93</span>a kind, good Yorkshire mother was rocking her baby in an +old oak cradle, while the father was treading the treadles and +picking the shuttle of his old hand-loom to the tune of +“Britons never shall be slaves”; and I am proud to +convey to your Majesty that the child in the old oak cradle was +no less a person than your Majesty’s humble and obedient +servant, Bill o’th’ Hoylus End, Poet and Philosopher +to the plebians of Keighley, and who now rejoices in the fiftieth +year of your Majesty’s reign that he has been blessed with +good health during that long period, having had at no time +occasion to call in a physician. John Barleycorn has been +my medical adviser, and when I begin to review the fifty years of +your most illustrious reign, from my birth, I feel grateful +indeed, for great and mighty men and nations have risen and +fallen; but I am proud to think that your Most Gracious Majesty +and your humble servant have weathered the storm, and I also can +assure your Majesty that the lukewarm loyalty of the upper ten is +not a sample of people here, for during the latter half of your +Majesty’s reign up to now prosperity has shone upon the +once crooked, old, mis-shapen town, for wealth has been +accumulated to the tune of millions, which I am sorry to inform +your Majesty is in the hands of those who mean to keep it. +One portion of your Majesty’s lukewarm loyal subjects have +the advancement of art and science so much on the brain that it +is feared they will go stark mad. I have also much pleasure +in informing your gracious Majesty that His Grace the Duke of +Devonshire has presented the people of Keighley with a plot of +ground to be called the Devonshire Park, which will be opened on +the occasion of your Majesty’s Jubilee; also that Henry +Isaac Butterfield, Esquire, <!-- page 94--><a +name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 94</span>of bonny +Cliffe Castle, has erected a noble-looking structure, to be +called the Jubilee Tower, which will be opened on the day of your +Majesty’s Grand Jubilee, to commemorate your +Majesty’s glorious reign. This gentleman is a native +of Keighley, and fairly entitled to be knighted by your gracious +Majesty, seeing that he has done more to beautify the town than +all the rest. It has also been given out that the town has +to be honoured by a royal visit from your Majesty’s +grandson, Prince George. But pray take a fool’s +advice, your Majesty, and don’t let him come unless he is +able to pay his own expenses; for I can assure His Royal Highness +that this is the city of number oneism. Yet with the +exception of parting with the bawbees, I dare be sworn that your +Majesty’s subjects in Keighley are the grand and genuine +men of the shire, take them in art and science, flood or +field.</p> +<p>I sincerely hope that your Most Gracious Majesty will excuse +the blunt and out-spoken Bard, who will ever remain your +Majesty’s most humble and obedient servant,—BILL +O’TH’ HOYLUS END.</p> +<p>P.S.—I beg your Majesty’s most humble pardon, for +since I addressed your most gracious Majesty a note has come to +me stating that the Brewers, Bakers, Shoemakers, and Tailors, +have subscribed and bought a splendid Ox, which will be roasted +and served to the poor on the occasion of the celebration of your +most gracious Majesty’s Jubilee.</p> +<p>Then Hail to England’s Gracious Queen!<br /> + ’Tis now proclaimed afar,<br /> +The Jubilee of our Gracious Queen,<br /> + The Empire’s Guiding Star.<br /> +<!-- page 95--><a name="page95"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +95</span>For fifty years she’s been to us<br /> + A Monarch and a Mother;<br /> +And looks her subjects in the face<br /> + As Sister or a Brother.</p> +<p>Then here’s a health to England’s Queen<br /> + Whom Jove to us hath given;<br /> +A better Monarch ne’er has been<br /> + Beneath His starry heaven.<br /> +There is no man of any clan,<br /> + O’er any land or sea,<br /> +But what will sing “God bless our Queen”<br /> + On her grand Jubilee.</p> +<p>The world looks on Old England’s Queen<br /> + In danger for protection;<br /> +Nor never yet hath England failed<br /> + To make her grand correction.<br /> +“Fair play,” she cries, no one shall harm<br /> + A child beneath my realm;<br /> +I’m Captain of Great Britain’s barque<br /> + And standing at the helm.</p> +<p>Had England trusted wicked men,<br /> + This day where had she been?<br /> +But lo! she had a Guiding Star,<br /> + ’Twas our dear Mother Queen.<br /> +There is no foe, where’er you go<br /> + This day, I vow, could hate her;<br /> +She’s a blessing to her nation,<br /> + And a terror to a traitor.</p> +<p><!-- page 96--><a name="page96"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +96</span>As she has been, long may she reign,<br /> + The Grand Old Queen of Britain;<br /> +In letters of bright gold her name<br /> + Henceforward should be written.<br /> +All nations ’neath the stars above,<br /> + And canopy of heaven,<br /> +Rejoice to see her Jubilee<br /> + In Eighteen Eighty-seven.</p> +<h3>Ode to Burns on his 130th Birthday.</h3> +<p>Weak bard, but thou dost try in vain<br /> +To tune that mighty harp again,<br /> +To try thy muse in Burns’s strain—<br /> + Thou’rt +far behind.<br /> +And yet to praise him thou would’st fain—<br /> + It is thy +mind.</p> +<p>He who sang of Bruce’s command<br /> +At Bannockburn, with sword in hand,<br /> +And bid his warriors firmly stand<br /> + Upon the +spot;<br /> +And bid the foemen leave the land,<br /> + Or face the +Scot.</p> +<p><!-- page 97--><a name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +97</span>He who freed the human mind<br /> +Of superstitious weak and blind;<br /> +He who peered the scenes behind<br /> + Their holy +fairs—<br /> +How orthodox its pockets lined<br /> + With canting +prayers.</p> +<p>Yes; he whose life’s short span appears<br /> +Mixed up with joyous smiles and tears;<br /> +So interwove with doubts and fears<br /> + His harp did +ring;<br /> +And made the world to ope’ its ears<br /> + And hear him +sing.</p> +<p>’Twas his to walk the lonely glen,<br /> +Betimes to shun the haunts of men,<br /> +Searching for his magic pen—<br /> + Poetic fire;<br +/> +And far beyond the human ken<br /> + He strung the +lyre.</p> +<p>And well old Scotland may be proud<br /> +To hear her Burns proclaimed aloud,<br /> +For to her sons the world hath bowed<br /> + Through +Burns’s name—<br /> +All races of the world are proud<br /> + Of Burns’s +fame.</p> +<h3><!-- page 98--><a name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +98</span>Trip to Malsis Hall.</h3> +<p>The day wor fine, the sun did shine,<br /> + No signs o’ rain to fall,<br /> +When t’North Beck hands, i’ jovial bands,<br /> + Did visit Malsis Hall.</p> +<p>Up by the hill o’ North Beck Mill,<br /> + Both owd an’ young did meet;<br /> +To march I trow, i’ two-by-two,<br /> + Procession dahn the street.</p> +<p>An’ Marriner’s Band, wi’ music grand,<br /> + Struck up wi’ all ther might;<br /> +Then one an’ all, both great an’ small,<br /> + March’d on wi’ great delight.</p> +<p>The girls an’ boys, wi’ jovial noise,<br /> + The fife an’ drum did play;<br /> +For ivvery one wod hev some fun<br /> + On this eventful day.</p> +<p>Owd Joan o’ Sall’s wi’ all his pals,<br /> + March’d on wi’ all ther ease:<br /> +Just for a lark, some did remark,<br /> + “There goes some prime owd cheese!”</p> +<p>T’Exl’ Heead chaps wi’ their girt caps,<br +/> + An’ coits nut quite i’ +t’fashion;<br /> +Wi’ arms ding-dong, they strut along,<br /> + An’ put a famous dash on.</p> +<p>Tom Wilkins dress’d up in his best,<br /> + T’owd wife put on her fall,<br /> +Fer they wor bent, what com or went,<br /> + To dine at Malsis Hall.</p> +<p><!-- page 99--><a name="page99"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +99</span>Ther wor Tommy Twist among the list,<br /> + Wi’ his magenta snaht;<br /> +He’s often said sin he gat wed,<br /> + T’owd lass sud hev an aght.</p> +<p>Among the lot wor owd Sam Butt,<br /> + As fine as owd Lord Digby;<br /> +An’ owd Queer Doos, wi’ his streit shoes,<br /> + An’ wi’ him Joseph Rigby.</p> +<p>There’s Jimmy Gill, o’ Castle Hill,—<br /> + That gentleman wi’ t’stick,—<br /> +There’s Will an’ Sam, an’ young John Lamb,<br +/> + An’ Ben an’ Earby Dick.</p> +<p>I scorn to lie—the reason why<br /> + It is a shame awm sure!<br /> +But among the job wor owd Joe Hob,<br /> + Behold! a perfect kewer.</p> +<p>I’d quite forgot, among the lot,<br /> + There too wor Pally Pickles,<br /> +Wi’ crinoline shoo walks so fine,<br /> + Shoo’s like a cat i’ prickles.</p> +<p>Bud to mi tale—aw mussant fail<br /> + I’ owt on this occasion—<br /> +Wi’ heead erect, an’ girt respect,<br /> + We march to Keighley Station.</p> +<p>Nah—all reight fain gat into t’train,<br /> + Owd Ned began to screeam;<br /> +Then Master Pratt doft off his hat,<br /> + An’ just pept aght at t’steeam.</p> +<p><!-- page 100--><a name="page100"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +100</span>This jovial band when they did land,<br /> + Got off the train so hearty,<br /> +For they all went, wi’ that intent,<br /> + To hev a grand tea-party!</p> +<p>The country foak did gape an’ luke,<br /> + To see us all delighted,<br /> +An’ ivvery one did say “Begum,<br /> + Aw wish awd been invited.”</p> +<p>’Tis joy to tell, they marched as well<br /> + As t’Scots did ower the border,<br /> +Owd Wellington an’ all his men<br /> + Ne’er saw such marchin’ order.</p> +<p>The lookers-on, to see them come,<br /> + Gat on ta t’second storey;<br /> +Reight dahn the park they did ’em mark,<br /> + Comin’ i’ their full glory.</p> +<p>Then to the place each smilin’ face,<br /> + Moved on i’ grand succession;<br /> +The lookers on did say “Well done,<br /> + It is a grand procession!”</p> +<p>When they’d all pass’d the hall at last<br /> + They form’d into a column;<br /> +Then Jimmy Wreet, wi’ all his meet,<br /> + Gav aght a hymn so solemn:</p> +<p>Then all did raise their voice i’ praise,<br /> + Wi’ music in the centre;<br /> +They sang a hymn i’praise o’ Him,<br /> + ’At is the girt Creator.</p> +<p>That bit bein’ done, they all did run,<br /> + To get a pleasant day in,<br /> +<!-- page 101--><a name="page101"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +101</span>Some went there, an’ some went here,<br /> + An’ t’Bands began o’ +playin’.</p> +<p>Wi’ mich amaze, we all did gaze,<br /> + Arahnd this splendid park;<br /> +Then little Jake began to talk,<br /> + An’ thus he did remark:—</p> +<p>“At Morecambe Bay I’ve been a day,<br /> + At Bolton Woods an’ Ilkley;<br /> +But Malsis Hall outstrips ’em all,<br /> + ’At I’ve seen aght o’ +Keighley.”</p> +<p>The girt park wall arahnd the hall,<br /> + Majestical does stand;<br /> +Wi’ wavin’ trees, an’ pleasant breeze,<br /> + It’s like a fairy land.</p> +<p>It fill’d wur eyes wi’ gert surprise,<br /> + To see the fahnten sporting;<br /> +An’ on the top, stuck on a prop,<br /> + The British flags wor floatin’.</p> +<p>The walks so grand, wi’ yellow sand,<br /> + An’ splendid wor the pavin’,<br /> +High over all, arahnd the wall,<br /> + Wor flags an’ banners wavin’.</p> +<p>Nah—some made fun, an’ some did run,<br /> + Owd women they wor singin’—<br /> +“Do you ken the Moofin Man,”—<br /> + An’ others they wor swingin’.</p> +<p>I’ sooth ’twor grand to see this band,<br /> + Assembled all together;<br /> +Bud sad to say, that varry day<br /> + Turn’d aght some shockin’ weather.</p> +<p><!-- page 102--><a name="page102"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +102</span>Bud war ner t’rain, aw mun explain,<br /> + ’At caus’d a girt disaster,<br /> +All but one sort o’ breead ran short—<br /> + It wor no fault o’ t’maister.</p> +<p>O, Gormanton! thy breead an’ bun,<br /> + An’ judgment it wor scanty;<br /> +Oh, what a shame, an’ what a name,<br /> + For not providing plenty!</p> +<p>Oh, silly clown! thah might hev knawn,<br /> + To eyt each one wor able;<br /> +The country air did mak some swear<br /> + They cud ommost eyt a table.</p> +<p>The atmosphere, no longer clear,<br /> + The clouds are black an’ stormy;<br /> +Then all but one away did run,<br /> + Like some desertin’ army.</p> +<p>On—on! they go! as if some foe<br /> + Wor chargin’ at the lot!<br /> +If they got there, they didn’t care<br /> + A fig for poor Will Scott!</p> +<p>Poor lame owd Will remains theer still,<br /> + His crutches hes to fetch him;<br /> +But he’s seen t’time, when in his prime,<br /> + ’At nobody theer cud catch him.</p> +<p>Like some fast steed wi’ all its speed,<br /> + All seem’d as they wor flyin’;<br /> +To escape the rain, an’ catch the train,<br /> + Both owd and young wor tryin’.</p> +<p><!-- page 103--><a name="page103"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +103</span>One Mat o’ Wills, abaght Crosshills,<br /> + He heeard a fearful hummin’,<br /> +He said ta t’wife, “Upon mi life,<br /> + Aw think the French are comin’!</p> +<p>Tha knaws reight weel ’at we’ve heeard tell<br /> + O’ sich strange things afore,<br /> +So lass luke quick an’ cut thi stick,<br /> + An’ I will bolt the door.”</p> +<p>Like drahnded rats they pass owd Mat’s,<br /> + An’ ran dahn to the station;<br /> +Owd Betty Bake an’ Sally Shacks<br /> + Were both plump aght o’ patience.</p> +<p>“This is a mess,” says little Bess,<br /> + ’At lives on t’top o’ +t’garden;<br /> +“There’s my new shawl an’ fine lace fall,<br /> + They’ll nut be worth a fardin.”</p> +<p>But, hark! ding-dong goes through the throug,<br /> + The bell does give the sign,<br /> +Wi’ all its force, the iron horse<br /> + Comes trottin’ dahn the line.</p> +<p>Then one by one they all get in,<br /> + Wet, fatigued, an’ weary;<br /> +The steam does blow, owd Ned doth go,<br /> + An’ we come back so cherry.</p> +<p>Whene’er we roam away fra hooam,<br /> + No matter wheer or when,<br /> +In storm or shower, if in wur power,<br /> + To home, sweet home, we turn!</p> +<h3><!-- page 104--><a name="page104"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 104</span>The Bold Buchaneers.</h3> +<p>A Military description of the Second Excursion to Malsis Hall, +the Residence of JAMES LUND, Esq.</p> +<p>I remember perusing when I was a boy,<br /> +The immortal bard Homer—his siege of old Troy,<br /> +So the Malsis encampment I’ll sing if you will,<br /> +How our brave army “bivoked” on the plains o’ +Park Hill.</p> +<p>Near the grand Hall o’ Malsis our quarters we took,<br +/> +When Lieuteuant-col. Don Frederick spoke,<br /> +Commanding his aid-de-camp Colonel de Mann,<br /> +To summons and muster the chiefs o’ the clan.</p> +<p>Majors Wood, Lamb, and Pollard came up to the lines,<br /> +Each marching their companies up to the nines;<br /> +The twirlers and twisters, the knights of the coal,<br /> +And spuzzers and sorters fell in at the roll.</p> +<p>The light-infantry captains were Robin and Shack,<br /> +And the gallant big “benners” the victuals did +sack;<br /> +Captain Green he commanded the Indigo troop,<br /> +These beer barrel chargers none with them can cope.</p> +<p>The Amazon army led on by Queen Bess,<br /> +Each feminine soldier so grand was her dress,<br /> +Though they chatted and pratted, ’twor pleasant to see<br +/> +Them laughing and quaffing their hot rum and tea.</p> +<p><!-- page 105--><a name="page105"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +105</span>There was music to dainties and music to wine,<br /> +And for fear of invaders no hearts did repine;<br /> +Although a dark cloud swept over the plain,<br /> +Yet our quarter was sheltered from famine and rain.</p> +<p>Drum-Major Ben Rushworth and Bandmaster Wright,<br /> +Drank to each other with pleasure that night;<br /> +We’d full-flowing bumpers, we’d music and fun,<br /> +From the larder and cellar of Field-Marshall Lund.</p> +<p>One Private Tom Berry got into the hall,<br /> +When a big rump o’ beef he made rather small;<br /> +And Flintergill Billy of the Spuzzer’s Brigade,<br /> +Got his beak in the barrel, and havoc he made.</p> +<p>The Field-Marshall declared, and his good lady too,<br /> +They ne’er were attacked with so pleasant a foe;<br /> +With this all the clansmen gave them three cheers,<br /> +In return they saluted the bold Buchaneers.</p> +<h3>The Benks o’ the Aire.</h3> +<p>It isn’t the star of the evening that breetens,<br /> + Wi’ fairy-like leetness the owd Rivock +ends,<br /> +Nor is it the bonny green fields up ta Steeton,<br /> + Or the benks of the river while strolling wi’ +friends,<br /> +That tempts me to wander at twilight so lonely,<br /> + And leave the gay feast for others to share;<br /> +But O there’s a charm, and a charm for me only,<br /> + In a sweet little cot on the Benks o’ the +Aire.</p> +<p><!-- page 106--><a name="page106"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +106</span>How sweet and remote from all turmoil and danger,<br /> + In that cot, wi’ my Mary, I could pass the +long years:<br /> +In friendship and peace lift the latch to a stranger,<br /> + And chase off the anguish o’ pale +sorrow’s tears.<br /> +We’d walk aght in t’morning when t’young sun +wor shining,<br /> + When t’birds hed awakened, an’ +t’lark soar’d i’ t’air,<br /> +An’ I’d watch its last beam, on my Mary reclining,<br +/> + From ahr dear little cot on the Benks o’ the +Aire.</p> +<p>Then we’d talk o’ the past, when our loves wor +forbidden,<br /> + When fortune wor adverse, an’ friends wod +deny,<br /> +How ahr hearts wor still true, tho’ the favours wor +hidden<br /> + Fra the charm of ahr life, the mild stare of ahr +eye.<br /> +An’ when age sall hev temper’d ahr warm glow o’ +feelin’<br /> + Ahr loves should endure, an’ still wod we +share;<br /> +For weal or in woe, or whativver cums stealin’,<br /> + We’d share in ahr cot on the Benks o’ +the Aire.</p> +<p>Then hasten, my Mary, the moments are flying,<br /> + Let us catch the bright fugitives ere they +depart;<br /> +For O, thou knaws not what pleasures supplyin’<br /> + Thy bonny soft image hes nah geen my heart.<br /> +The miser that wanders besides buried treasure,<br /> + Wi’ his eyes ever led to the spot in +despair;<br /> +How different to him is my rapture and pleasure<br /> + Near the dear little cot on the Benks o’ the +Aire.</p> +<p>But sooin may the day come, if come it will ivver;<br /> + The breetest an’ best to me ivver knawn,<br /> +When fate may ordain us no longer to sever,<br /> + Then, sweet girl of my heart, I can call thee my +own.<br /> +For dear unto me wor one moment beside thee,<br /> + If it wor in the desert, Mary, wi’ me;<br /> +But sweeter an’ fairer, whate’er betide thee,<br /> + In ahr sweet little cot on the Benks o’ the +Aire.</p> +<h3><!-- page 107--><a name="page107"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 107</span>In Memory of<br /> +J. W. PECKOVER,<br /> +<i>Died July 10th</i>, <i>1888</i>.</h3> +<p>He was a man, an upright man<br /> + As ever trod this mortal earth,<br /> +And now upon him back we scan,<br /> + Whose greatest fault was honest mirth.</p> +<p>But never more his friends will see<br /> + The smiling face and laughing eye,<br /> +Nor hear his jokes with heartfelt glee,<br /> + Which made dull care before them fly.</p> +<p>Nor ever more the friend shall find,<br /> + When labour lacks, the shake of hand<br /> +That oft was wont to leave behind<br /> + What proved a Brother and a Friend.</p> +<p>In winter’s bitter, biting frost,<br /> + Or hail, or snow, or rain, or sleet,<br /> +The wretch upon life’s tempest toss’d<br /> + In him found shelter from the street.</p> +<p>The unemployed, the aged poor,<br /> + The orphan child, the lame and blind,<br /> +The stranger never crossed his floor<br /> + But what a friend in him did find.</p> +<p>But now the hand and heart are gone,<br /> + Which were so noble, kind and true,<br /> +And now his friends, e’en every one,<br /> + Are loth to bid a last adieu.</p> +<h3><!-- page 108--><a name="page108"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 108</span>The Fugitive:<br /> +A Tale of Kersmas Time.</h3> +<p>We wor snugly set arahnd the hob,<br /> + ’Twor one wet Kersmas Eve,<br /> +Me an ahr Kate an’ t’family,<br /> + All happy I believe:<br /> +Ahr Kate hed Harry on her knee,<br /> + An’ I’d ahr little Ann,<br /> +When there com rappin’ at the door<br /> + A poor owd beggar man.</p> +<p>Sleet trickl’d dahn his hoary locks,<br /> + That once no daht wor fair;<br /> +His hollow cheeks wor deadly pale,<br /> + His neck an’ breast wor bare;<br /> +His clooas, unworthy o’ ther name,<br /> + Wor ragg’d an’ steepin’ wet;<br /> +His poor owd legs wor stockingless,<br /> + An’ badly shooed his feet.</p> +<p>“Come into t’haase,” said t’wife to +him,<br /> + An’ get thee up ta t’fire;<br /> +Shoo then browt aght wur humble fare,<br /> + T’wor what he did desire;<br /> +And when he’d getten what he thowt,<br /> + An’ his owd regs wor dry,<br /> +We ax’d what distance he hed come,<br /> + An’ thus he did reply:</p> +<p><!-- page 109--><a name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +109</span>“Awm a native of Cheviot Hills,<br /> + Some weary miles fra here;<br /> +Where I like you this neet hev seen<br /> + Full monny a Kersmas cheer;<br /> +I left my father’s hahse when young,<br /> + Determined I wod rooam;<br /> +An’ like the prodigal of yore,<br /> + I’m mackin’ tahrds my hooam.</p> +<p>“I soldier’d in the Punjaub lines,<br /> + On India’s burning sand;<br /> +An’ nearly thirty years ago<br /> + I left my native land;<br /> +Discipline bein’ ta hard fer me,<br /> + My mind wor allus bent;<br /> +So in an evil haar aw did<br /> + Desert my regiment.</p> +<p>“An’ nivver sin’ durst aw go see<br /> + My native hill an’ glen,<br /> +Whear aw mud nah as weel hev been<br /> + The happiest of all men;<br /> +But my blessin’—an’ aw wish ye all<br /> + A merry Kersmas day;<br /> +Fer me, I’ll tak my poor owd bones,<br /> + On Cheviot Hills to lay.”</p> +<p>“Aw cannot say,” aw said to t’wife,<br /> + “Bud aw feel raather hurt;<br /> +What thinks ta lass if tha lukes aght,<br /> + An’ finds t’owd chap a shirt.”<br +/> +<!-- page 110--><a name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +110</span>Shoo did an’ all, an’ stockings too;<br /> + An’ a tear stood in her ee;<br /> +An’ in her face the stranger saw<br /> + Real Yorkshire sympathy.</p> +<p>Ahr little Jim gav monny a sigh<br /> + When he hed heeard his tale,<br /> +An’ spak o’ some owd trousers,<br /> + ’At hung on t’chamber rail;<br /> +Then aght at door ahr Harry runs,<br /> + An’ back ageean he shogs,<br /> +He’d been in t’coit ta fetch a pair<br /> + O’ my owd ironed clogs.</p> +<p>“It must be fearful cowd ta neet<br /> + Fer fowk ’at’s aght o’ +t’door:<br /> +Give him yahr owd grey coit an’ all,<br /> + ’At’s thrawn on t’chaamer +floor:<br /> +An’ then there’s thy owd hat, said Kate,<br /> + ’At’s pors’d so up an’ +dahn;<br /> +It will be better ner his awn,<br /> + Tho’ it’s withaght a crahn.”</p> +<p>So when we’d geen him what we cud<br /> + (In fact afford to give),<br /> +We saw the tears come dahn the cheeks,<br /> + O’ t’poor owd fugitive;<br /> +He thank’d us ower an’ ower ageean<br /> + An’ often he did pray,<br /> +’At t’barns wod nivver be like him;<br /> + Then travell’d on his way.</p> +<h3><!-- page 111--><a name="page111"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 111</span>The Feather’d Captive.</h3> +<p>My little dapple-wingèd fellow,<br /> +What ruffian’s hand has made thee wellow?<br /> +I heard while down in yonder hollow,<br /> + Thy troubled breast;<br /> +But I’ll return my little fellow,<br /> + Back to its nest.</p> +<p>Some ruffian’s hand has set a snickle,<br /> +An’ left thee in a bonny pickle;<br /> +Whoe’er he be, I hope owd Nick will<br /> + Rise his arm,<br /> +An’ mak his heead an’ ear-hoil tickle<br /> + Wi’ summat warm.</p> +<p>How glad am I that fate while roaming,<br /> +Where milk-white hawthorn’s blossom’s blooming,<br /> +Has sent my footsteps ere the gloaming<br /> + Into this dell,<br /> +To stop some murdering hand fra dooming<br /> + Thy bonny sel’.</p> +<p>For thou wur doomed my bird, for ever,<br /> +Fra all thy feather’d mates to sever;<br /> +Were I not near thee to deliver<br /> + Wi’ my awn hand;<br /> +Nor ever more thou’d skim the river,<br /> + Or fallow’d land.</p> +<p><!-- page 112--><a name="page112"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +112</span>Thy feather’d friends, if thou has any;<br /> +Tho’ friends I fear there isn’t many;<br /> +But yet the dam for her, wi’ Johnny,<br /> + Will fret to-day,<br /> +And think her watter-wagtail bonny<br /> + Has flown away.</p> +<p>Be not afraid, for not a feather<br /> +Fra off thy wing shall touch the heather,<br /> +For I will give thee altogether<br /> + Sweet liberty!<br /> +And glad am I that I came hither,<br /> + To set thee free.</p> +<p>Now wing thy flight my little rover,<br /> +Thy curs’d captivity is over,<br /> +And if thou crosses t’Straits of Dover<br /> + To warmer spheres,<br /> +I hope that thou may live in clover,<br /> + For years and years.</p> +<p>Perhaps, like thee—for fortune’s fickle—<br +/> +I may, myself, be caught i’ t’snickle;<br /> +And some kind hand that sees my pickle—<br /> + Through saving thee—<br /> +May snatch me too fra death’s grim shackle,<br /> + And set me free.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p112.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of bird" +title= +"Decorative picture of bird" +src="images/p112.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 113--><a name="page113"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 113</span>Dame Europe’s +Lodging-House.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">A Burlesque on the Franco-Prussian +war</span>.</p> +<p>Dame Europe kept a Lodging-House,<br /> + And she was fond of brass;<br /> +She took in public lodgers,<br /> + Of every rank and class.</p> +<p>She’d French and German, Dutch and Swiss,<br /> + And other nations too;<br /> +So poor old Mrs. Europe<br /> + Had lots of work to do.</p> +<p>I cannot just now name her beds,<br /> + Her number being so large;<br /> +But five she kept for deputies,<br /> + Which she had in her charge.</p> +<p>So in this famous Lodging-House,<br /> + John Bull he stood A1;<br /> +On him she always kept an eye,<br /> + To see things rightly done.</p> +<p>And Master Louis was her next,<br /> + And second, there’s no doubt,<br /> +For when a little row took place,<br /> + He always backed John out.</p> +<p><!-- page 114--><a name="page114"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +114</span>And in her house was Alex. Russ;<br /> + Oft him they eyed with fear;<br /> +For Alex. was a lazy hound,<br /> + And kept a Russian Bear.</p> +<p>Her fourth was a man of grace,<br /> + Who was for heaven bent;<br /> +His name was Pious William,<br /> + He read his Testament.</p> +<p>Her fifth, too, was a pious Knave,<br /> + And ’tis our firm belief,<br /> +He once did rob the Hungary Lads<br /> + Of hard-earned bread and beef.</p> +<p>These were Dame Europe’s deputies,<br /> + In whom she put her trust,<br /> +To keep her Lodging-House at peace,<br /> + In case eruption burst.</p> +<p>For many a time a row took place,<br /> + While sharing out the scran;<br /> +But John and Louis soon stepp’d in,<br /> + And cleared the <i>padding can</i>.</p> +<p>Once, Alex. Russ’s father, Nick,<br /> + A bit before he died,<br /> +Did roughly seize a little Turk,<br /> + And thought to warm his hide.</p> +<p>But John and Louis interfered,<br /> + Declaring it foul play;<br /> +And made old Nick remember it<br /> + Until his dying day.</p> +<p><!-- page 115--><a name="page115"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +115</span>Now all Dame Europe’s deputies,<br /> + They made themselves at home;<br /> +And every lodger knew his bed,<br /> + Likewise his sitting room.</p> +<p>They took great interest in their beds,<br /> + And kept them very clean;<br /> +Unlike some other <i>padding cans</i>,<br /> + So dirty and so mean.</p> +<p>The best and choicest bed of all,<br /> + Was occupied by Johnny;<br /> +Because the Dame did favour him,<br /> + He did collect her money.</p> +<p>And in a little bunk he lived,<br /> + Seal’d up with oak, and tarr’d;<br /> +He would not let a single one<br /> + Come near within a yard.</p> +<p>A Jack-of-all-trades, too, was John,<br /> + And aught he’d do for brass;<br /> +And what he ever took in hand,<br /> + No one could him surpass.</p> +<p>When tired of being shut in the bunk,<br /> + Sometimes he went across,<br /> +To spend an hour with Master Loo,<br /> + And they the wine would toss.</p> +<p>So many a happy day they spent,<br /> + These lads, with one another;<br /> +While every lodger in the house,<br /> + Thought John was Louis’ brother.</p> +<p><!-- page 116--><a name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +116</span>The Dame allowed John something nice,<br /> + To get well in her rent,<br /> +Which every now and then i’ t’bank,<br /> + He put it on per cent.</p> +<p>And working very hard himself<br /> + Amongst his tar and pitch;<br /> +He soon accumulated wealth,<br /> + That made him very rich.</p> +<p>Now Louis had a pleasant crib<br /> + Which was admired by lots,<br /> +And being close by a window,<br /> + He had some flower pots.</p> +<p>The next to Louis’ bed was Will,<br /> + The biggest Monitor<br /> +And though he did pretend a saint,<br /> + He was as big a cur.</p> +<p>He loved to make them all believe<br /> + He was opposed to strife,<br /> +And said he never caused a row,<br /> + No, never in his life.</p> +<p>He was so fond of singing psalms,<br /> + And he read his testament;<br /> +That everybody was deceived<br /> + When he was mischief bent.</p> +<p>He seldom passed a lodger’s bed<br /> + But what he took a glance,<br /> +Which made them every one suspect<br /> + He’d rob if he’d a chance.</p> +<p><!-- page 117--><a name="page117"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +117</span>Now Louis had two flower pots<br /> + He nourished with much care,<br /> +But little knew that Willie’s eyes<br /> + Were set upon the pair.</p> +<p>In one there grew an <span class="smcap">Alsace +Rose</span>,<br /> + The other a <span class="smcap">Lorraine</span>,<br +/> +And Willie vowed they once were his<br /> + And must be his again.</p> +<p>He said his father once lodged there,<br /> + And that the Dame did know<br /> +That Louis’ predecessors once<br /> + Had sneaked them in a row.</p> +<p>In Willie’s council was a lad<br /> + Well up to every quirk;<br /> +To keep him out of mischief long,<br /> + Dame Europe had her work.</p> +<p>To this smart youth Saint Willie<br /> + Did whisper his desire,<br /> +One night as they sat smoking,<br /> + Besides the kitchen fire—</p> +<p>“To get them flowers back again,”<br /> + Said Bissy, very low,<br /> +“Meet Louis somewhere on the quiet,<br /> + And try to cause a row.</p> +<p>“But mind the other deputies<br /> + Don’t catch you on the hop,<br /> +For John and Joseph you must know<br /> + Your little game would stop.</p> +<p><!-- page 118--><a name="page118"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +118</span>“For Joseph he has not forgot<br /> + The day you warmed his rig;<br /> +And christian Denmark still thinks on<br /> + About his nice Slesvig.”</p> +<p>“By your advice, my own Dear Mark,<br /> + I have been guided on,<br /> +But what about that man i’t’bunk?”<br /> + (Pointing o’er to John.)</p> +<p>“He’s very plucky too is John,<br /> + But yet he’s very slow,<br /> +And perhaps he never may perceive<br /> + Our scheme about the row.</p> +<p>“But not another word of this<br /> + To anybody’s ears,<br /> +The Dame she plays the list’ner,<br /> + I have my doubts and fears.</p> +<p>“So let us go upstairs at once,<br /> + I think it will be best,<br /> +And let us pray to Him above,<br /> + Before we go to rest.”</p> +<p>So with a pious countenance,<br /> + His prayers as usual said,<br /> +But squinting round the room the while,<br /> + He spied an empty bed.</p> +<p>“What a pity that these empty stocks<br /> + Should be unoccupied;<br /> +Do you think my little cousin, Mark,<br /> + To them could be denied?”</p> +<p><!-- page 119--><a name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +119</span>“’Tis just the very thing,” said +Mark,<br /> + “Your cousin, sir, and you,<br /> +Would carry out my scheme first-rate,<br /> + One at each side of Loo.”</p> +<p>The Dame being asked, did not object,<br /> + If he could pay the rent,<br /> +And had a decent character,<br /> + And Louis would consent.</p> +<p>“But I do object to this,” says Loo,<br /> + “And on this very ground,<br /> +Willie and his cousins, ma’am,<br /> + They soon would me surround.</p> +<p>“They’re nothing in my line at all<br /> + They are so near a-kin,<br /> +And so if I consent to this,<br /> + At once they’ll hem me in.”</p> +<p>“Oh! you couldn’t think it, Master Loo,<br /> + That I should do you harm,<br /> +For don’t I read my testament<br /> + And don’t I sing my psalm.”</p> +<p>“’Tis all my eye,” said Louis, +“both<br /> + Your testament and psalms;<br /> +You use the dumbbells regular<br /> + To strengthen up your arms.</p> +<p>“So take your poor relation off,<br /> + You pious-looking prig,<br /> +And open out Kit Denmark’s box,<br /> + And give him back Slesvig.”</p> +<p><!-- page 120--><a name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +120</span>“Come, come,” says Mrs. Europe,<br /> + “Let’s have no bother here,<br /> +You’re trying now to breed a row,<br /> + At least it does appear.”</p> +<p>Now Johnny hearing from the bunk<br /> + What both of them did say,<br /> +He shouted out, “Now stop it, Will,<br /> + Or else you’ll rue the day.”</p> +<p>“All right, friend John, I’m much obliged,<br /> + You are my friend, I know,<br /> +And so my little cousin, sir,<br /> + I’m willing to withdraw.”</p> +<p>But Louis frothed at mouth with rage,<br /> + Like one that was insane,<br /> +And said he’d make Bill promise him<br /> + He’d not offend again.</p> +<p>“I’d promise no such thing,” says Mark,<br +/> + “For that would hurt your pride,<br /> +Sing on and read your testament,<br /> + Dame Europe’s on your side.”</p> +<p>“If I’d to promise aught like that,<br /> + ’Twould be against my mind;<br /> +So take it right or take it wrong,<br /> + I’ll promise naught o’ +t’kind.”</p> +<p>“Then I shall take and wallop thee<br /> + Unless thou cuts thy stick;<br /> +And drive thee to thy fatherland<br /> + Before another week.”</p> +<p><!-- page 121--><a name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +121</span>“Come on,” cried Sanctimonius,<br /> + And sending out his arm<br /> +He caught poor Louis on the nose,<br /> + Then sung another psalm.</p> +<p>But Louis soon was on his pins,<br /> + And used his fists a bit,<br /> +But he was fairly out of breath,<br /> + And seldom ever hit.</p> +<p>And at the end of round the first,<br /> + He got it fearful hot,<br /> +This was his baptism of fire<br /> + If we mistake it not.</p> +<p>So Willie sent a letter home<br /> + To mother old Augusta,<br /> +Telling her he’d thrashed poor Loo,<br /> + And given him such a duster.</p> +<p>“What wonderful events,” says he,<br /> + “Has heaven brought about,<br /> +I’ll fight the greatest pugilist<br /> + That ever was brought out.</p> +<p>And if by divine Providence<br /> + I get safe through this row,<br /> +Then I will sing ‘My God, the spring<br /> + From whom all blessings flow.’”</p> +<p>Meanwhile the other Monitors,<br /> + Were standing looking on,<br /> +But none of them dare speak a word,<br /> + But all stared straight at John.</p> +<p><!-- page 122--><a name="page122"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +122</span>“Ought not I to interfere?”<br /> + Says Johnny to the rest;<br /> +But he was told by every one<br /> + Neutrality was best.</p> +<p>“Neutral,” growl’d John, “I hate the +word,<br /> + ’Tis poison to my ear;<br /> +It’s another word for cowardice,<br /> + And makes me fit to swear.</p> +<p>“At any rate I can do this,<br /> + My mind I will not mask,<br /> +I’ll give poor Loo a little drop<br /> + Out of my brandy flask.</p> +<p>“And give it up, poor Loo, my lad,<br /> + You might as well give in,<br /> +You know that I have got no power;<br /> + Besides, you did begin.”</p> +<p>Then Louis rose, and looked at John,<br /> + And spoke of days gone by<br /> +When he would not have seen his friend<br /> + Have blackened Johnny’s eye.</p> +<p>“And as for giving in, friend John,<br /> + I’ll do nothing of the sort;<br /> +Do you think I’ll be a laughing-stock<br /> + For everybody’s sport.”</p> +<p>This conversation that took place<br /> + Made pious Willie grin,<br /> +And tell John Bull to hold his noise,<br /> + ’Twas nought to do with him.</p> +<p><!-- page 123--><a name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +123</span>These words to John did make him stare,<br /> + And finding to his shame,<br /> +That those were worse who did look on,<br /> + Than those who played the game.</p> +<p>Now Mrs. Europe knew the facts<br /> + Which had been going on,<br /> +And with her usual dignity,<br /> + These words addressed to John:</p> +<p>“Now, Mr. Bull, pray answer me,—<br /> + Why are you gaping here?<br /> +You are my famous deputy,<br /> + Then why not interfere?”</p> +<p>“Why,” answered John, and made a bow,<br /> + But yet was very shy,<br /> +“I was told to be a neutral, ma’am,<br /> + And that’s the reason why.”</p> +<p>“That’s just what you should not have done,<br /> + Being in authority;<br /> +Did I not place you in that bunk<br /> + To think and act for me?</p> +<p>“Why any baby in the house<br /> + Could not have done much worse,<br /> +But I fancy you’ve been holding back<br /> + To save your private purse.</p> +<p>“Neutrality is as fine a word<br /> + As ever a coward used,<br /> +The honour that I gave to you<br /> + You shouldn’t have abused.”</p> +<p><!-- page 124--><a name="page124"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +124</span>The minor lodgers in the house,<br /> + On hearing this, to John,<br /> +Began to whisper and to laugh,<br /> + And call’d it famous fun.</p> +<p>At last a little urchin said,<br /> + “Please ma’am I’d take my oath,<br +/> +’At master John was neutral,<br /> + And stuck up for them both.”</p> +<p>“Stuck up for both, offended both,—<br /> + Yes that is what you mean?”<br /> +Continued Madame Europe,<br /> + Then spoke to John again:</p> +<p>“Now I’ll tell you what it is, John,<br /> + We’ve long watch’d your career,<br /> +You take your fags’ advice to save<br /> + Your paltry sums a year.</p> +<p>“There’s Bob and Bill, besides some more,<br /> + That I call naught but scums,<br /> +They’ve got you fairly in between<br /> + Their fingers and their thumbs.</p> +<p>“If such like men as Ben and Hugh<br /> + This day your fags had been,<br /> +They would have saved both you and me<br /> + This curs’d disgraceful scene.</p> +<p>“Instead of bein’ half-clad and shod,<br /> + As everybody knows,<br /> +You would have dared these rivals now<br /> + To come to such like blows.</p> +<p><!-- page 125--><a name="page125"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +125</span>“There was a time in this house, John,<br /> + If you put up your thumb,<br /> +The greatest blackguard tongue would stop<br /> + As if they had been dumb.</p> +<p>“But not a one in this here house<br /> + This moment cares a fig<br /> +For all you say or all you do,<br /> + Although your purse be big.”</p> +<p>“I couldn’t hurt poor Louis, ma’am,<br /> + Although he did begin;<br /> +And then you see that Will and I<br /> + Are very near akin.</p> +<p>“Beside, you see,” said John again,<br /> + “I let poor Louis sup;<br /> +On both I use my ointment, and<br /> + Their wounds I did bind up.</p> +<p>“Ah! weel a day,” then said the Dame,<br /> + But was affected sore,<br /> +“I see you have some small excuse<br /> + That you have done it for.</p> +<p>“I have some little hopes left yet<br /> + That you may yet have sense,<br /> +To know your high position, John,<br /> + Instead of saving pence.</p> +<p>“You yet will learn that duty, sir,<br /> + Cannot be ignored,<br /> +However disagreeable when<br /> + Placed before the board.</p> +<p><!-- page 126--><a name="page126"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +126</span>“And let me tell you he who shirks<br /> + The responsibility<br /> +Of seeing right, is doing wrong,<br /> + And earns humility.</p> +<p>“And ’tis an empty-headed dream,<br /> + To boast of skill and power,<br /> +But dare not even interfere<br /> + At this important hour.</p> +<p>“Better far confess at once<br /> + You’re not fit for your place,<br /> +Than have a name ‘Heroic,’ sir,<br /> + Branded with disgrace.</p> +<p>“But I’ll not say another word;<br /> + My deputies, to you;<br /> +But hope you will a warning take,<br /> + This moment from poor Loo.</p> +<p>“And hoping, John, your enemies<br /> + May never have the chance<br /> +To see you paid for watching Will<br /> + Thrash poor weak Louis France.”</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p126.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of plant" +title= +"Decorative picture of plant" +src="images/p126.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 127--><a name="page127"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 127</span>Charmin’ Rebecca o’ +Riddlesden Hall.</h3> +<p>On Aire’s bonny benks wi’ her meadows so green,<br +/> +There’s an ancient owd hall to-day may be seen,<br /> +That wor built in the days of some owd feudal king,<br /> +Of whom the owd bards delighted to sing.<br /> +Tho’ its splendour’s now faded, its greatness was +then<br /> +Known to its foemen as Red Lion’s den;<br /> +’Neath its armorial shield, an’ hoary owd wall,<br /> +I now see Rebecca o’ Riddlesden Hall.</p> +<p>Her majestic black eyes true beauty display,<br /> +Resemblin’ truly the goddess of day;<br /> +Her dark-flowin’ ringlets, you’d think as they +shone,<br /> +’At Venus hed fashion’d ’em after her awn.<br +/> +For her tresses no ribbons nor trappins do bind,<br /> +But wantonly luxurious flow in the wind:<br /> +’Twod o’ pleased the great Reubens or Turner to +call,<br /> +To see sweet Rebecca o’ Riddlesden Hall.</p> +<p>Like the tall mountain fir, she’s as steady, I trow,<br +/> +When zephyr-like winds do sighingly blow;<br /> +The grove or the grotto when mild breezes move,<br /> +Are gentle Rebecca’s sweet gales of love.<br /> +Her breath, where true wit so gracefully flows,<br /> +Has the beautiful scent of the pink an’ the rose;<br /> +There’s no nymph from the East to Niagara’s Fall,<br +/> +To equal Rebecca o’ Riddlesden Hall.</p> +<p><!-- page 128--><a name="page128"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +128</span>Her toe points the grahnd wi’ sich beauty +an’ grace,<br /> +Nor varies a hair’s-breadth, sud yu measure her pace:<br /> +An’ when dress’d i’ her gingham wi’ white +spots an’ blue,<br /> +O then is Rebecca so pleasin’ to view.<br /> +Wi’ her gray Wolsey stockings by hersel knit an’ +spun,<br /> +An’ a nice little apron, hieroglyphic’ly done:<br /> +It needs no rich velvets or Cashmere shawl,<br /> +To deck out Rebecca o’ Riddlesden Hall.</p> +<p>Love, grace, an’ beauty attend at her will;<br /> +She wounds wi’ a look, wi’ a frown she can kill;<br +/> +The youths as they pass her, exclaim—“Woe is +me!”<br /> +Who sees her must love her, who loves her must dee.<br /> +At Church on a Sabbath, owd men raise ther arms,<br /> +An’ cry, “O, great heavens! wor ivver sich +charms?”<br /> +While matrons an’ maidens God’s blessin’ they +call,<br /> +On the head of Rebecca o’ Riddlesden Hall.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p128.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of plant" +title= +"Decorative picture of plant" +src="images/p128.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3>The City of “So be I’s.”<br /> +(<span class="smcap">a dream</span>).</h3> +<p>[It is said that when Giles Clumps, the South-downer, first +came to Keighley, the first question he asked his fellow labourer +was this, “What religion be th’ master +here?” “A Liberal,” was the answer; +“So be I,” says Giles. “And what politics +be th’ master?” asked Giles again, “He’s +a Methody,” was the reply; “So be I,” says +Giles again, “I be a Methody too.” Now do not +imagine for a moment that Giles Clumps is the <!-- page 129--><a +name="page129"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 129</span>only +“So be I” in Keighley, for the whole town is full of +“So be I’s,” and it is a well-known fact that +if six long <span class="smcap">yellow</span> chimneys were to +turn <span class="smcap">blue</span> to-morrow, there +wouldn’t be a Liberal in six hours in the city of “So +be I’s,” with the exception of the old veteran <span +class="smcap">Squire Leach</span>.]</p> +<p>Oh list to my dream, nor yet think it wrong,<br /> +If I tell it in rhyme, or sing it in song;<br /> +For when I look back on the sights that were there,<br /> +I could almost, like Blondin, dance high in the air.</p> +<p>For when I reflect, my heart leaps with joy—<br /> +What I saw in my dream in old “So be I,”<br /> +For thousands were shouting on that pleasant day.<br /> +We are all “So be I’s,” hip, hip, hip +hurrah!</p> +<p>And I took the first chance to ask what it meant,<br /> +Of the people who shouted, what was their intent,<br /> +When an elderly lady soon gave me the cue,<br /> +Of what was the matter and what was to do.</p> +<p>Six great millocrats, call them Whigs if you will,<br /> +The gods of our labour in workshop and mill:<br /> +Have all turned their colours from Yellow to Blue,<br /> +Which has caused this commotion the city all through.</p> +<p>Led on by the nose, like a bull in a band,<br /> +See how all the “So be I’s” follow so grand,<br +/> +The fag and the artist, the plebian also,<br /> +Have now chang’d their colour from yellow to blue.</p> +<p><!-- page 130--><a name="page130"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +130</span>There’s twenty-eight thousand true “So be +I’s” here,<br /> +And there’s not a Liberal amongst them I’ll swear,<br +/> +For the millocrats chieftains proclaimed it they say,<br /> +That all must turn Tories on this very day.</p> +<p>So upon the procession, I did my eyes fix,<br /> +Reviewing and skewing this wonderful six;<br /> +They wore blue ribands so grand in their coats,<br /> +Singing “So be I” joskins come give us your +votes.</p> +<p>The “So be I’s” exerted each nerve and +limb,<br /> +To follow their leaders and join in the swim;<br /> +And I plainly could see, so I thought in my dream,<br /> +That the way through the world is to follow the stream.</p> +<p>For the faces of parsons were lit up so bright,<br /> +And the doctors they smiled with the greatest delight;<br /> +And a lawyer he vowed that he’d have a Blue gown,<br /> +For he’d been long enough a black Liberal clown.</p> +<p>Methought the Ranters, and Methodies too,<br /> +Independents and Quakers, and Baptists, were blue;<br /> +And as I looked round me, lo! what did I see,<br /> +A batch of Teetotallers had got on the spree.</p> +<p>But what I considered the best of the sport,<br /> +Took place in front of the old County Court;<br /> +The Mayor and Ex-Mayor were dancing a jig,<br /> +With the County Court Judge in his gown and his wig.</p> +<p>Methought that the Draper and Hatter filed in,<br /> +Along with the Grocer, his nearest of kin;<br /> +And I caught the Co-oper just in the neck,<br /> +In his hand were his divi. and new silver check.</p> +<p><!-- page 131--><a name="page131"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +131</span>Methought as I walked I sprang up so high,<br /> +That I really found out I was able to fly;<br /> +So backwards and forwards methought that I flew,<br /> +To the clubs of the town which I found were all Blue.</p> +<p>Till somehow or other, I got quite astray,<br /> +And over Cliffe Castle I wingéd my way,<br /> +Thinks I, there’s some Foreign “So be I” +geese<br /> +Have crossed o’er the Channel from Paris or Nice.</p> +<p>From thence I took wing, as blithe as a lark,<br /> +And crossed o’er the town to Jim Collingham’s +Park;<br /> +But ere I arrived at the end of my route,<br /> +A lightning conductor caught the tail of my coat.</p> +<p>I hung there suspended high up in the air,<br /> +Looking down on the mob in the wildest despair,<br /> +Imploring the “So be I’s” to get me relief;<br +/> +But they shouted “Stop there, you Liberal thief!”</p> +<p>I called on the de’il and invoked the skies,<br /> +To curse and set fire to all “So be I’s;”<br /> +When all of a sudden I scratched at my head,<br /> +Awoke from my dream—found myself snug in bed.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p131.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of cattle in field" +title= +"Picture of cattle in field" +src="images/p131.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 132--><a name="page132"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 132</span>Shoo’s Deead an’ +Goan.</h3> +<p>My poor owd lass, an art ta goan,<br /> + To thy long rest?<br /> +An’ mun the cruel cold grave-stone<br /> + Close ower thy breast?<br /> +An’ art ta goan no more to see,<br /> +Exceptin’ i’ fond memory?<br /> +Yes, empty echo answers me—<br /> + “Shoe’s deead +an’ goan!”</p> +<p>I’ vain the wafters o’ the breeze<br /> + Fan my hot brah,<br /> +I’ vain the birds upon the trees,<br /> + Sing sweetly nah;<br /> +I’ vain the early rose-bud blaws,<br /> +I’ vain wide Nature shows her cause,<br /> +Deeath thunders fro his greedy jaws—<br /> + “Shoe’s deead +an’ goan!”</p> +<p>There’s more ner me ’at’s sad bereft,<br /> + I pity wun,<br /> +An’ that’s my lad—he’s sadly +left—<br /> + My little John;<br /> +He wander’s up an’ dahn all t’day,<br /> +An’ rarely hez a word to say,<br /> +Save murmuring (an’ weel he may),<br /> + “Shoo’s deead an +goan!”</p> +<p><!-- page 133--><a name="page133"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +133</span>Bud, Johnny lad, let’s dry wer tears;<br /> + At t’least we’ll +try;<br /> +Thy mother’s safe wi’ Him ’at hears<br /> + T’poor orphan’s +sigh;<br /> +Fer ’tis the lot o’ t’human mack—<br /> +An’ who can tell which next he’ll tack?<br /> +An’ crying cannot bring her back;<br /> + “Shoe’s deead +an’ goan!”</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p133.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of flowers" +title= +"Decorative picture of flowers" +src="images/p133.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3>Ode to an Herring.</h3> +<p>Wee silvery fish, who nobly braves<br /> +The dangers o’ the ocean waves<br /> +While monsters from the unknown caves<br /> + Make thee their prey;<br /> +Escaping which the human knaves<br /> + On thee lig way.</p> +<p>No doubt thou was at first designed<br /> +To suit the palates o’ mankind;<br /> +Yet as I ponder now I find,<br /> + Thy fame is gone:<br /> +Wee dainty dish thou art behind<br /> + With every one.</p> +<p><!-- page 134--><a name="page134"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +134</span>I’ve seen the time thy silvery sheen<br /> +Wor welcome both at morn an’ e’en,<br /> +Or any hour that’s in between,<br /> + Thy name wor good;<br /> +But now by some considered mean<br /> + For human food.</p> +<p>When peace and plenty’s smiling brow,<br /> +And trade and commerce speed the plough;<br /> +Thy friends that were not long ago,<br /> + Such game they make;<br /> +Thy epitaph is “soldier” now,<br /> + Or “two-eyed +stake.”</p> +<p>When times are hard we’re scant o’ cash,<br /> +And famine hungry bellies lash,<br /> +And tripe and trollabobble’s trash<br /> + Begin to fail,<br /> +Asteead o’ soups an’ oxtail ash,<br /> + Hail! herring, hail!</p> +<p>Full monny a time it’s made me groan,<br /> +To see thee stretched, despised, alone;<br /> +While turned-up noses passed have gone,<br /> + O’ purse-proud men!<br /> +No friends, alas! save some poor one<br /> + Fra t’paddin can.</p> +<p>Whoe’er despise thee, let them know<br /> +The time may come when they may go<br /> +To some fish wife, and beg to know<br /> + If they can buy<br /> +The friendship o’ their vanquished foe,<br /> + Wi’ weeping eye.</p> +<p><!-- page 135--><a name="page135"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +135</span>To me naught could be better fun,<br /> +Than see a duke or noble don,<br /> +Or lord, or peer, or gentleman,<br /> + In search o’ thee:<br /> +And they were bidden to move on,<br /> + Or go to t’sea.</p> +<p>Yet we’ll sing thy praise, wee fish;<br /> +To me thou art a dainty dish;<br /> +For thee, ’tis true, I often wish.<br /> + My little bloater;<br /> +Either salted, cured, or shining fresh<br /> + Fra yon great water.</p> +<p>If through thy pedigree we peep,<br /> +Philosophy from thee can keep,<br /> +An’ I need not study deep,<br /> + There’s nothing foreign;<br +/> +For I, like thee, am sold too cheap,<br /> + My little herring.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p135.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative pattern" +title= +"Decorative pattern" +src="images/p135.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 136--><a name="page136"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 136</span>The World’s Wheels.</h3> +<p>How steady an’ easy t’owd world’s wheels wod +go,<br /> +If t’folk wod be honest an’ try to keep so;<br /> +An’ at steead o’ bein’ hasty at ivvery whim,<br +/> +Let us inquire before we condemn.</p> +<p>A man may do wrong an’ scarce be to blame,<br /> +Or a woman be bad i’ nowt bud her name;<br /> +Bud which on us owt ta say owt unto them,<br /> +Unless we inquire before we condemn.</p> +<p>If a Rose she sud flourish her sisters among,<br /> +It isn’t to say her poor sister is wrong;<br /> +That blighted one there may be nipp’d in the stem,<br /> +So let us inquire before we condemn.</p> +<p>Yond vessel that tussels the ocean to plough,<br /> +While waves they are dashing and winds they do blow,<br /> +May be shatter’d asunder from stern unto stem,<br /> +So let us inquire before we condemn.</p> +<p>We are certain o’ one thing an’ that isn’t +two,<br /> +If we do nothing wrong we’ve nothing to rue;<br /> +Yet many a bright eye may be full to the brim,<br /> +So let us inquire before we condemn.</p> +<p>Then speak not so harshly—withdraw that rash word,<br /> +’Tis wrong to condemn till the story is heard;<br /> +If it worrant for summat sho might be a gem,<br /> +So let us inquire before we condemn.</p> +<h3><!-- page 137--><a name="page137"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 137</span>English Church History.</h3> +<p>Most respectfully dedicated to the Rev. F. D. CREMER, St. +ANDREW’S, Keighley, Oct. 25th, 1889.</p> +<p>Dear reverend sir, excuse your humble servant,<br /> + Whose heart you’ve made this very night to +glow;<br /> +I thank you kindly, and my prayers most fervent<br /> + Will ever be, dear reverend sir, for you.</p> +<p>My ideas lacked for want of information,<br /> + And glad am I to glean a little more,<br /> +About the Churches of our mighty nation,<br /> + Whose chimes are heard on many a far-off shore.</p> +<p>My heart was moved, for I was much astounded,<br /> + To view the many Churches of our land;<br /> +The life-like pictures of the saints who founded<br /> + These ruins old, so wonderful and grand.</p> +<p>For oft I’ve wished, and often have I pondered,<br /> + And longed to learn the history of our kirk;<br /> +How it was handed down to us I’ve wondered,<br /> + And who were they that did this mighty work.</p> +<p>The veil’s removed, and now my sight is clearer,<br /> + Upon the sacred history of our isle;<br /> +For while I view these scenes it brings me nearer<br /> + Unto the Church on which the angels smile.</p> +<p><!-- page 138--><a name="page138"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +138</span>Who would not shuffle off his worldly pleasures,<br /> + For one short hour to bring before his sight,<br /> +The pictures of the great and mighty treasures—<br /> + Our English Church, which brought the world to +light.</p> +<p>Great Men dive deep down into wisdom’s river—<br +/> + The poet, philosopher, and sage—<br /> +For wisdom’s pearls, which showeth forth for ever,<br /> + Nor waste their sweetness or grow dull with age.</p> +<p>Who would not walk through ruins old and hoary,<br /> + And make each relic and persue his search?<br /> +Who would not listen and applaud each story,<br /> + Told of an ancient good and English Church?</p> +<p>Each view so grand, mixed up with sacred singing,<br /> + Of that old Church—I humbly call it mine,<br +/> +For still my heart to it is ever clinging,<br /> + And He who died for me in ancient Palestine.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p138.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of ferns" +title= +"Decorative picture of ferns" +src="images/p138.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 139--><a +name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 139</span> +<a href="images/p139b.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Keighley Parish Church, 1891" +title= +"Keighley Parish Church, 1891" +src="images/p139s.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 140--><a name="page140"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 140</span>The Old Hand-Wool-Combers:</h3> +<p>Lines written on the occasion of a Banquet given by His +Worship the Mayor (Ald. ICKRINGILL), March 28th, 1891.</p> +<p>Come hither my muse and give me a start,<br /> +And let me give praise to the one famous art;<br /> +For it’s not an M.P. or a Mayor that I toast,<br /> +But the ancient Wool-comber, the Knight of the post.</p> +<p>In the brave days of old when I was a boy,<br /> +I went to the Comb Shop, my heart full of joy;<br /> +Where I listened to stories and legends of old,<br /> +Which to me were more precious than silver or gold.</p> +<p>The old Comber would tell of his travels through life,<br /> +And where he had met with his darling old wife;<br /> +And how he had stole her from her native vale,<br /> +To help him to pull the “old tup” by the +“tail.”</p> +<p>He would go through the tales of his youthful career,<br /> +An undaunted youth without dread or fear;<br /> +He knew all the natives, the rich and the poor,<br /> +He knew every acre of mountain and moor.</p> +<p>He could make a sad tale of the wrongs of the State,<br /> +And tell where old England would be soon or late;<br /> +How nations would rise, and monarch’s would fall,<br /> +And tyrants would tremble and go to the wall.</p> +<p><!-- page 141--><a name="page141"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +141</span>He was very well read, though papers were dear,<br /> +But he got <i>Reynold’s</i> newspaper year after year;<br +/> +It was bound to his bosom and he read it so keen,<br /> +While at times he fair hated a King or a Queen.</p> +<p>He was fairly dramatic, the stage he loved well,<br /> +The names of great actors and plays he would tell;<br /> +And if that his notion it took the other way,<br /> +He could quote the Bible a night and a day.</p> +<p>Full of wit, full of mirth, he could give you a sting,<br /> +He could preach, he could pray, he could dance, he could sing;<br +/> +He could play pitch and toss, he could jump, he could run,<br /> +He could shuffle the cards, he could handle a gun.</p> +<p>The old Constable knew him but let him alone,<br /> +Because he knew better than bother with “Joan”;<br /> +For the lads of the Barracks and the Pinfold as well<br /> +Would all have been there at the sound of the bell.</p> +<p>Old Keighley was then but a very small town,<br /> +Yet she’d twelve hundred Combers that were very well +known;<br /> +Hundreds have gone over the dark flowing burn,<br /> +Whence no traveller was ever yet known to return.</p> +<p>It reminds me again of the Donkey and pack<br /> +Which came from the hills bringing Wool on its back;<br /> +And if the poor beast perchance had to bray<br /> +’Twere a true sign a Comber would die on that day.</p> +<p>The third day of the week, sometimes further on,<br /> +The old woman would seek the King’s Arms for her son;<br /> +And if she were told he had not been at all,<br /> +Would bounce over the green to the Hole-in-the-Wall.</p> +<p><!-- page 142--><a name="page142"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +142</span>Hi! those were fine times, especially the fairs,<br /> +When the Inns were kept open for dancing upstairs;<br /> +The Commercial, Lord Rodney, as well as the Crown<br /> +To the ancient Wool-comber were fairly well known.</p> +<p>But now we’ll get back to the pot and the pad,<br /> +The fair it is over, the women are glad;<br /> +For now the Wool-comber his follies he sees,<br /> +And makes resolutions as staunch as you please.</p> +<p>For now he commences to work hard and late,<br /> +He is building a Castle on a phantom estate;<br /> +And he toils for a time but long hoggs make him sick,<br /> +Then he duffs, and his castle falls down, every brick.</p> +<p>When Winter comes in with its keen bitter blast,<br /> +And the poor rustic hind has to cope with the frost;<br /> +Yet the Comber was happy in village and town,<br /> +Though he knew that his calling was fast going down.</p> +<p>Oh yes, it was vanquished, the once noble art,<br /> +For science had bid it for ever depart;<br /> +Yet for thee old Comber fresh fields have arose,<br /> +That have found thee in victuals, in fuel, and clothes.</p> +<p>So many brave thanks to the Mayor of the town<br /> +Who has made the Wool-comber once more to be known;<br /> +Let us drink to the health of our worthy host,<br /> +The friend of the Comber, the Knight of the post.</p> +<h3><!-- page 143--><a name="page143"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 143</span>T’ Village Harem-Skarem.</h3> +<p>In a little cot so dreary,<br /> +With eyes and forehead hot and bleary,<br /> +Sat a mother sad and weary,<br /> + With her darling on her knee;<br +/> +Their humble fare at best was sparing<br /> +For the father he was shearing,<br /> +With his three brave sons of Erin,<br /> + All down in the Fen countree.</p> +<p>All her Saxon neighbours leave her,<br /> +With her boy and demon fever,<br /> +The midnight watch—none to relieve her,<br /> + Save a little Busy Bee:<br /> +He was called the Harem-Skarem,<br /> +Noisy as a drum-clock larum,<br /> +Yet his treasures he would share ’em,<br /> + With his friend right merrily.</p> +<p>Every night and every morning,<br /> +With the day sometimes at dawning—<br /> +While lay mother, sick and swooning—<br /> + To his dying mate went he:<br /> +Robbing his good Saxon mother,<br /> +Giving to his Celtic brother,<br /> +Who asked for him and no other,<br /> + Until his spirit it was free.</p> +<p>Saw the shroud and saw the coffin;<br /> +Brought the pipes and brought the snuff in;<br /> +This little noble-hearted ruffian,<br /> + To the wake each night went he:<br +/> +<!-- page 144--><a name="page144"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +144</span>Sabbath morning he was ready,<br /> +Warn’d the bearers to be steady,<br /> +Taking Peter to his beddy,<br /> + And a tear stood in his +e’e.</p> +<p>Onward as the corpse was passing,<br /> +Ere the priest gave his last blessing,<br /> +Through the dingy crowd came pressing,<br /> + The father and the brothers +three;<br /> +’Tis our mother—we will greet her;<br /> +How is this that here we meet her?<br /> +And without our little Peter,<br /> + Who will solve this mystery?</p> +<p>The Harem-Skarem interfered,<br /> +“Soon this corpse will be interred,<br /> +Come with us and see it buried,<br /> + Out in yonder +cemet’ry:”<br /> +Soon they knew the worst and pondered<br /> +Half-amazed and half-dumbfounded;—<br /> +And returning home, they wondered<br /> + Who their little friend could +be!</p> +<p>Turning round to him they bowed,<br /> +Much they thanked him, much they owed;<br /> +While the tears each cheek bedewed,<br /> + Wish’d him all +prosperity:<br /> +“Never mind,” he said, “my brothers,<br /> +What I’ve done, do ye to others;<br /> +We’re all poor barns o’ some poor mothers,”<br +/> + Said the little Busy Bee.</p> +<h3><!-- page 145--><a name="page145"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 145</span>Come, Gi’ us a Wag o’ +Thy Paw.</h3> +<p>[T’West Riding o’ Yorkshire is famed for different +branches i’ t’fine art line, bud t’music aw +think licks t’lump, especially abaght Haworth an’ +Keighley. Nah Haworth wunce hed a famous singer; he wor +considered one o’ t’best i’ Yorkshire in his +time. It is said ’at he once walked fra Haworth to +York i’ one day, an’ sung at an Oratorio at +neet. He hed one fault, an’ that wor just same as all +t’other Haworth celebrities; he wod talk owd fashioned, +an’ that willant dew up i’ London. Bud we hed +monny a good singer beside him i’ +t’neighbourhood. Nah what is thur grander ner a lot +o’ local singers at Kersmas time chanting i’ +t’streets; it’s ommost like bein’ i’ +heaven, especially when you’re warm i’ bed. But +there’s another thing at’s varry amusing abaght our +local singers, when they meet together ther is some +demi-semi-quavering, when ther’s sharps, flats, an’ +naturals;—an’ t’best ale an’ crotchets +mix’d, that’s the time fer music.]</p> +<p>Come, gi’ us a wag o’ thy paw, Jim Wreet,<br /> + Come, gi’ us a wag o’ thy paw;<br /> +I knew thee when thy heead wor black,<br /> + Bud nah it’s white as snow;<br /> +A Merry Kersmas to thee, Jim,<br /> + An’ all thy kith an’ kin;<br /> +An’ hoping tha’ll ha’ monny more,<br /> + For t’sake o’ ould long +sin’—<br /> + Jim Wreet,<br /> + For t’sake o’ ould long sin’.</p> +<p><!-- page 146--><a name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +146</span>It’s so monny year to-day, Jim Wreet,<br /> + Sin owd Joe Constantine—<br /> +An’ Daniel Acroyd, thee, an’ me,<br /> + An other friends o’ thine,<br /> +Went up ta sing at Squire’s house,<br /> + Not a hauf-a-mile fra here;<br /> +An’ t’Squire made us welcome<br /> + To his brown October beer—<br /> + Jim Wreet,<br /> + To his brown October beer.</p> +<p>An’ owd Joe Booth tha knew, Jim Wreet,<br /> + ’At kept the Old King’s Arms;<br /> +Whear all t’church singers used ta meet,<br /> + When they hed sung ther Psalms;<br /> +An’ thee an’ me amang ’em, Jim,<br /> + Sometimes hev chang’d the string,<br /> +An’ with a merry chorus join’d,<br /> + We’ve made yon tavern ring,<br /> + Jim Wreet,<br /> + We’ve made yon tavern ring.</p> +<p>But nearly three score years, Jim Wreet,<br /> + Hev past away sin’ then;<br /> +Then Keighley in Appolo’s Art,<br /> + Could boast her trusty men;<br /> +But music nah means money, Jim,<br /> + An’ that tha’s sense to knaw;<br /> +But just fer owd acquaintance sake.<br /> + Come gi’ us a wag o’ thy paw,<br /> + Jim Wreet,<br /> + Come gi’ us a wag o’ thy paw.</p> +<h3><!-- page 147--><a name="page147"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 147</span>Full o’ Doubts and Fears.</h3> +<p>Sweet sing the birds in lowly strain,<br /> + All mingled in their song;<br /> +For lovely Spring is here again,<br /> + And Winter’s cold is gone.</p> +<p>All things around seem filled with glee,<br /> + And joy swells every breast;<br /> +The buds are peeping from each bush,<br /> + Where soon the birds will rest.</p> +<p>The meadows now are fresh and green,<br /> + The flowers are bursting forth,<br /> +And nature seems to us serene,<br /> + And shows her sterling worth.</p> +<p>The lark soars high up in the air,<br /> + We listen to his lays;<br /> +He knows no sorrow, no, nor care,<br /> + Nor weariness o’ days.</p> +<p>But man, though born of noble birth,<br /> + Assigned for higher spheres,<br /> +Walks his sad journey here on earth<br /> + All full o’ doubts and fears.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p147.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Two men on bycycles" +title= +"Two men on bycycles" +src="images/p147.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 148--><a name="page148"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 148</span>Behold How the Rivers!</h3> +<p>Behold how the rivers flow down to the sea,<br /> +Sending their treasures so careless and free;<br /> +And to give their assistance each Spring doth arise,<br /> +Uplifting and singing my songs to the skies.</p> +<p>Find out the haunts o’ the low human pest,<br /> +Give to the weary, the poor, and distress’d;<br /> +What if ungrateful and thankless they be,<br /> +Think of the giver that gave unto thee.</p> +<p>Go travel the long lanes on misery’s verge,<br /> +Find out their dark dens, and list to their dirge;<br /> +Where want and famine, and by ourselves made,<br /> +Forgive our frail follies, and come to our aid.</p> +<p>Give to yon widow—thy gift is thrice blest,<br /> +For tho’ she be silent, the harder she’s +press’d;<br /> +A small bit o’ help to the little she earns,<br /> +God blesses the giver to fatherless bairns.</p> +<p>’Neath the green grassy mounds i’ yon little +church-yard<br /> +An over-wrought genius there finds his reward;<br /> +And marvel thee not, when I say unto thee,<br /> +Such are the givers that give unto me.</p> +<p>Then scatter thy mite like nature her rain,—<br /> +What if no birdie should chant thee a strain;<br /> +What if no daisy should smile on the lea;<br /> +The sweet honeysuckle will compensate thee.</p> +<p>For the day will soon come, if thou gives all thou may,<br /> +That thou mayest venture to give all away;<br /> +Ere Nature again her balmy dews send,<br /> +Thou may have vanished my good giving friend.</p> +<h3><!-- page 149--><a name="page149"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 149</span>Our Poor Little Factory Girls.</h3> +<p>They are up in the morning right early,<br /> + They are up sometimes afore leet;<br /> +I hear their clogs they are clamping,<br /> + As t’little things go dahn the street.</p> +<p>They are off in the morning right early,<br /> + With their baskets o’ jock on their arm;<br /> +The bell is ting-tonging, ting-tonging,<br /> + As they enter the mill in a swarm.</p> +<p>They are kapering backward and forward,<br /> + Their ends to keep up if they can;<br /> +They are doing their utmost endeavours,<br /> + For fear o’ the frown o’ man.</p> +<p>Wi’ fingers so nimble and supple,<br /> + They twist, an’ they twine, an’ they +twirl,<br /> +Such walking, an’ running, an’ kneeling,<br /> + Does the wee little factory girl.</p> +<p>They are bouncing about like a shuttle,<br /> + They are kneeling an’ rubbing the floor;<br /> +While their wee little mates they are doffing,<br /> + Preparing the spindles for more.</p> +<p>Them two little things they are t’thickest,<br /> + They help one another ’tis plain;<br /> +They try to be t’best and t’quickest,<br /> + The smiles o’ their master to gain.</p> +<p><!-- page 150--><a name="page150"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +150</span>And now from her ten hours’ labour,<br /> + Back to her cottage shoo shogs;<br /> +Aw hear by the tramping an’ singing,<br /> + ’Tis the factory girl in her clogs.</p> +<p>And at night when shoo’s folded i’ slumber,<br /> + Shoo’s dreaming o’ noises and drawls:<br +/> +Of all human toil under-rated,<br /> + ’Tis our poor little factory girl’s.</p> +<h3>Haworth Sharpness.</h3> +<p>Says a wag to a porter i’ Haworth one day,<br /> +“Yahr not ower sharp ye drones o’t’railway,<br +/> +For fra Keighley to Haworth I’ve been oft enough,<br /> +But nivver a hawpenny I’ve paid ye begoff.”</p> +<p>The porter replied, “I vary mitch daht it,<br /> +But I’ll give a quart to hear all about it;<br /> +For it looks plain to me tha cuddant pass t’snicket,<br /> +Baht tipping to t’porter thy pass or thy ticket.”</p> +<p>“Tha’ll write up to Derby an’ then +tha’ll deceive me”;<br /> +“I willn’t, this time,” sed t’porter, +“believe me”:<br /> +“Then aght wi thy brass, an’ let us be knocking,<br +/> +For I’ve walk’d it on foot, by t’Cross Roads +an’ t’ Bocking.”</p> +<h3><!-- page 151--><a name="page151"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 151</span>Dear Harden.</h3> +<p>Dear Harden, the home o’ my boyhood so dear,<br /> +Thy wanderin’ son sall thee ivver revere;<br /> +Tho’ years hev rolled ower sin thy village I left,<br /> +An’ o’ frends an’ relations I now am +bereft.</p> +<p>Yet thy hills they are pleasant, tho’ rocky an’ +bare;<br /> +Thy dowters are handsome, thy sons they are rare;<br /> +When I walk thro’ thy dells, by the clear running +streams,<br /> +I think o’ my boyhood an’ innocent dreams.</p> +<p>No care o’ this life then troubled my breast,<br /> +I wor like a young bird new fligged fra its nest;<br /> +Wi’ my dear little mates did I frolic and play,<br /> +Wal life’s sweetest moments wor flying away.</p> +<p>As the dew kissed the daisies their portals to close,<br /> +At neet i’ my bed I did sweetly repose;<br /> +An’ rose in the morning at Nature’s command,<br /> +Till fra boyhood to manhood my frame did expand.</p> +<p>The faces that once were familiar to me,<br /> +Those that did laugh at my innocent glee;<br /> +I fancy I see them, tho’ now far away,<br /> +Or p’r’aps i’ Bingley church-yard they may +lay.</p> +<p>For since I’ve embarked on life’s stormy seas,<br +/> +My mind’s like the billows that’s nivver at ease;<br +/> +Yet I still hev a hope my last moments to crown—<br /> +In thee, dearest village, to lay myself down.</p> +<h3><!-- page 152--><a name="page152"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 152</span>The Heroic Watchman of Calversyke +Hill.</h3> +<p>[This extraordinary “hero” either bore false +witness against his neighbour, a poor artisan, or (taking his own +word for it) saved the nation from great disaster and ruin by +putting out a fire that no one saw but himself.]</p> +<p>We’ve heard of great fires in city and town,<br /> +And many disasters by fire are known;<br /> +But surely this fire which I’m going to tell,<br /> +Was worse than Mount Etna, Vesuvius, or hell;<br /> +For the great prophecy it no doubt would fulfil,<br /> +But for <i>t’heroic</i> watchman at Calversyke Hill.</p> +<p>This fire broke out in the night it was said,<br /> +While peaceful each villager slept in his bed;<br /> +And so greatly the flames did light up the skies,<br /> +That it took the big watchman all in surprise,<br /> +Yet great was the courage and undaunted the skill<br /> +Of the <i>heroic</i> watchman of Calversyke Hill.</p> +<p>He swore by his Maker, the flames rose so high,<br /> +That within a few yards, they reached to the sky;<br /> +And so greatly they lighted up mountains and dales,<br /> +He could see into Ireland, Scotland and Wales!<br /> +And so easily the beaks did swallow his pill,<br /> +They fined the poor artist of Calversyke Hill.</p> +<p><!-- page 153--><a name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +153</span>Now, there’s some foolish people are led to +suppose,<br /> +It was by some shavings this fire first arose;<br /> +But yet says our hero, “I greatly suspect,<br /> +This fire was caused by the grossest neglect;<br /> +But I’m glad its put out, let it be as it will,”<br +/> +Says the <i>heroic</i> watchman of Calversyke Hill.</p> +<p>He needed no witness to swear what he’d done,<br /> +Yet if he had wanted he could have had one;<br /> +For one Tommy Twister, that never was there,<br /> +Saw the sparks from the chimney, as they flew in the air,<br /> +The greatest sized coal-pot no doubt they would fill,<br /> +Like the head of the <i>hero</i> of Calversyke Hill.</p> +<p>So many brave thanks to this <i>heroic</i> knave,<br /> +For thousands of lives no doubt he did save,<br /> +And but for this hero, disaster had spread,<br /> +And smothered the nation while sleeping in bed;<br /> +But to save all his people it was the Lord’s will,<br /> +Through the <i>heroic</i> watchman at Calversyke Hill.</p> +<p>So mind and be careful and put out your lights,<br /> +All ye with red noses in case they ignite,<br /> +Or perhaps from your bed you may have to leap,<br /> +In case this great watchman chances to sleep,<br /> +For as rumours are spread, he is fond of his gill,<br /> +Is the <i>heroic</i> watchman of Calversyke Hill.</p> +<h3><!-- page 154--><a name="page154"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 154</span>The English +“Cricketeer.”</h3> +<p>Lines written on the Keighley Cricket Club Bazaar of 1889, and +most respectfully dedicated to the late William Luke Brown, +Esq.</p> +<p>I sing not of grim-visaged war,<br /> + Nor diplomatic rage,<br /> +But I shall string my harp in praise<br /> + Of the worthies of our age.</p> +<p>They are a class of noble men,<br /> + Whom England holds most dear.<br /> +Whose feats so grand adorn our land,<br /> + Like the famous cricketeer?</p> +<p>The Ancient Greek his chariot ran,<br /> + It was his Royal sport;<br /> +The Roman gladiator fought<br /> + To please the Royal Court.</p> +<p>The Spaniard with his javelin knife<br /> + The wild bull’s flesh he tears;<br /> +But alack a-day! what sports are they<br /> + With our grand cricketeers.</p> +<p>And well old Keighley can be proud<br /> + Of her famed sons to-day;<br /> +Some of them are with us yet,<br /> + While others are away.</p> +<p>Brave Brown! brave Foulds and Waring,<br /> + With good men in the rear,<br /> +And not forgetting Emmett,<br /> + The brave old cricketeer.</p> +<p><!-- page 155--><a name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p. +155</span>Then while they have their Grand Bazaar,<br /> + Pray let us rally round,<br /> +And give a hand to renovate<br /> + Their well-loved cricket ground.</p> +<p>For well I wot both young and old,<br /> + Will find from year to year,<br /> +More interest in the noble sport<br /> + Of the grand old cricketeer.</p> +<p>The Mexican may throw his lance,<br /> + The Scotchman put his stone,<br /> +With all the scientific skill<br /> + Of muscle and of bone.</p> +<p>Give Switzerland her honour’d place<br /> + With rifles and with spears,<br /> +But give to me our grand old sport,<br /> + Our famous cricketeers.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p155.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Rural scene" +title= +"Rural scene" +src="images/p155.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 156--><a name="page156"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 156</span>Christmas Day.</h3> +<p>Sweet lady, ’tis no troubadour,<br /> +That sings so sweetly at your door,<br /> +To tell you of the joys in store,<br /> + So grand and gay;<br /> +But one that sings “Remember th’ poor,<br /> + ’Tis Christmas +Day.”</p> +<p>Within some gloomy walls to-day<br /> + Just cheer the locks of hoary gray,<br /> +And try to smooth their rugged way<br /> + With cheerful glow;<br /> +And cheer the widow’s heart, I pray,<br /> + Crushed down with woe.</p> +<p>O make the weary spent-up glad,<br /> +And cheer the orphan lass and lad;<br /> +Make frailty’s heart, so long, long sad,<br /> + Your kindness feel;<br /> +And make old crazy bones stark mad<br /> + To dance a reel.</p> +<p>Then peace and plenty be your lot,<br /> +And may your deed ne’er be forgot,<br /> +That helps the widow in her cot,<br /> + From out your store;<br /> +Nor creed nor seed should matter not,<br /> + The poor are poor.</p> +<h3><!-- page 157--><a name="page157"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 157</span>Wi’ Him I call my own.</h3> +<p>The branches o’ the woodbine hide<br /> + My little cottage wall,<br /> +An’ though ’tis but a humble thatch,<br /> + I envy not the hall.</p> +<p>The wooded hills before my eyes<br /> + Are spread both far and wide;<br /> +An’ Nature’s grandeur seems to dress,<br /> + In all her lovely pride.</p> +<p>It is, indeed, a lovely spot,<br /> + O’ singing birds an’ flowers;<br /> +’Mid Nature’s grandeur it is true,<br /> + I pass away my hours.</p> +<p>Yet think not ’tis this lovely glen,<br /> + So dear in all its charms;<br /> +Its blossomed banks and rippled reels,<br /> + Freed from the world’s alarms.</p> +<p>For should love’s magic change the scene,<br /> + To trackless lands unknown,<br /> +’Twere Eden in the desert wild,<br /> + Wi’ him I call my own.</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p157.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Decorative picture of fern" +title= +"Decorative picture of fern" +src="images/p157.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 158--><a name="page158"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 158</span>It isn’t so wi’ Me.</h3> +<p>Bright seem the days when I wor young<br /> + Fra thought, and care, and sorrow free;<br /> +As wild waves rippled i’ the sun,<br /> + Rolled gaily on, ’twor so wi’ me.</p> +<p>More bright the flowers when I wor young,<br /> + More sweet the birds sang on the tree;<br /> +While pleasure and contentment flung<br /> + Her smiles on them, and so wi’ me.</p> +<p>The naked truth I told when young,<br /> + Though tempted wi’ hypocrisy;<br /> +Though some embraced, from it I sprang,<br /> + An’ said it isn’t so wi’ me.</p> +<p>I saw the canting jibs when young,<br /> + Of saintly, sulky misery;<br /> +Yet poked I melancholy’s ribs,<br /> + And said it isn’t so wi’ me.</p> +<p>Though monny a stone when I wor young,<br /> + Is strong upon my memory—<br /> +I threw when young an’ hed ’em flung;<br /> + If they forgive, ’tis so wi’ me.</p> +<p>Could money buy o’ Nature’s mart,<br /> + Again our brightest days to see;<br /> +Ther’s monny a wun wod pawn the shirt,<br /> + Or else they’d buy—and so wi’ +me.</p> +<p>Yet after all I oft look back,<br /> + Without a pang o’ days gone past,<br /> +An’ hope all t’wrong I did when young,<br /> + May be forgi’n to me at last.</p> +<h3><!-- page 159--><a name="page159"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 159</span>A New Divorce.</h3> +<p>Says Pug o’ Joan’s, o’ Haworth Brah,<br /> + To Rodge, o’ Wickin Crag—<br /> +“Ahr Nelly’s tung’s a yard too long,<br /> + And by t’mess it can wag.</p> +<p>“It’s hell at top o’ t’earth wi’ +me,<br /> + An’ stand it I am forc’d;<br /> +I’d give all t’brass ’at I possess,<br /> + If I could get divorced.”</p> +<p>Then answered Rodge, “I hev a dodge,<br /> + As good a plan as any;<br /> +A real divorce tha’ll get of course—<br /> + It willn’t cost a penny.”</p> +<p>“Then tell me what it is,” says Pug,<br /> + “I’m almost brocken-hearted,”<br +/> +“Well, go to Keethlah Warkhase, lad,<br /> + Where man an’ wife are parted.”</p> +<p style="text-align: center"> +<a href="images/p159.jpg"> +<img alt= +"Picture of house in trees" +title= +"Picture of house in trees" +src="images/p159.jpg" /> +</a></p> +<h3><!-- page 160--><a name="page160"></a><span +class="pagenum">p. 160</span>The Vision.</h3> +<p>Blest vision of departed worth,<br /> + I see thee still, I see thee still;<br /> +Thou art the shade of her that’s gone,<br /> + My Mary Hill, my Mary Hill.</p> +<p>My chamber in this silent hour,<br /> + Were dark an’ drear, were dark an’ +drear<br /> +But brighter far than Cynthia’s beam,<br /> + Now thou art here, now thou art here.</p> +<p>Wild nature in her grandeur had<br /> + No charm for me, no charm for me;<br /> +Did not the songsters chant thy name<br /> + From every tree, from every tree.</p> +<p>Chaos would have come again,<br /> + In worlds afar, in worlds afar;<br /> +Could I not see my Mary’s face,<br /> + In every 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