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+Project Gutenberg's The Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne, by Gelett Burgess
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+
+
+Title: The Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne
+
+Author: Gelett Burgess
+
+Release Date: February 25, 2009 [EBook #28184]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Geetu Melwani, Dave Morgan, Martin Pettit and
+the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at
+https://www.pgdp.net (This book was produced from scanned
+images of public domain material from the Google Print
+project.)
+
+
+
+
+
+
+THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE
+
+BY
+
+GELETT BURGESS
+
+NEW YORK
+FREDERICK A STOKES COMPANY
+PUBLISHERS
+
+
+Copyright, 1904,
+BY
+GELETT BURGESS
+
+_Published December, 1904_
+
+
+
+
+THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE
+
+
+I
+
+Wake! For the Hack can scatter into flight
+Shakespere and Dante in a single Night!
+ The Penny-a-liner is Abroad, and strikes
+Our Modern Literature with blithering Blight.
+
+
+II
+
+Before Historical Romances died,
+Methought a Voice from Art's Olympus cried,
+ "When all Dumas and Scott is still for Sale,
+Why nod o'er drowsy Tales, by Tyros tried?"
+
+
+III
+
+A cock-sure Crew with Names ne'er heard before
+Greedily shouted--"Open then the Door!
+ You know how little Stuff is going to live,
+But where it came from there is plenty More."
+
+
+IV
+
+Now the New Year reviving old Desires,
+The Artist poor to Calendars aspires,
+ But of the Stuff the Publisher puts out
+Most in the Paper Basket soon suspires.
+
+
+V
+
+Harum indeed is gone, and Lady Rose,
+And Janice Meredith, where no one knows;
+ But still the Author gushes overtime,
+And many a Poet babbles on in Prose.
+
+
+VI
+
+Aldrich's lips are lock'd; but people buy
+High-piping Authoresses, boomed sky-high.
+ "How Fine!"--the Publisher cries to the Mob,
+That monumental Cheek to justify.
+
+
+VII
+
+Come, fill the Purse, to Publishers, this Spring,
+Your Manuscripts of paltry Passion bring:
+ The New York Times has oft a little Way
+Of praising--let The Times your praises sing.
+
+
+VIII
+
+Whether by Century or Doubleday,
+Whether Macmillan or the Harpers pay,
+ The Publisher prints new books every Year;
+The Critics will keep Busy, anyway!
+
+
+IX
+
+Each Morn a thousand Volumes brings, you say;
+Yes, but who reads the Books of Yesterday?
+ And this first Autumn List that brings the New
+Shall take The Pit and Mrs. Wiggs away.
+
+
+X
+
+Well, let it take them! What, are we not through
+With Richard Calmady and Emmy Lou?
+ Let Ade and Dooley guy us as they will,
+Or Ella Wheeler Wilcox--heed not you.
+
+
+XI
+
+With me despise this kind of Fiction rude
+That just divides the Rotten from the Good,
+ Where names of Poe and Dickens are forgot--
+And Peace to Thackeray with his giant Brood!
+
+
+XII
+
+A Book of Limericks--Nonsense, anyhow--
+Alice in Wonderland, the Purple Cow
+ Beside me singing on Fifth Avenue--
+Ah, this were Modern Literature enow!
+
+
+XIII
+
+Some for the stories of The World; and some
+Sigh for the Boston Transcript till it come;
+ Ah, take The Sun, and let The Herald go,
+Nor heed the Yellow Journalistic scum!
+
+
+XIV
+
+Look to the blowing Advertiser--"Lo,
+Booming's the way," he says, "to make Books go!
+ I advertise until I've drained my Purse,
+And huge Editions on the Market throw."
+
+
+XV
+
+And those who made a Mint off Miss MacLane,
+And those who shuddered at her Jests profane,
+ Alike consigned her to Oblivion,
+And buried once, would not dig up again.
+
+
+XVI
+
+Anthony Hope men set their hearts upon--
+Like Conan Doyle he prospered; and anon,
+ Remained unopened on the dusty Shelf,
+Delighting us an Hour--and then was gone.
+
+
+XVII
+
+Think, in this gaudy monthly Magazine
+Whose Covers are Soapette and Breakfastine,
+ How Author after Author with his Tale
+Fills his fool Pages, and no more is seen.
+
+
+XVIII
+
+They say that now Miss Myra Kelly reaps
+Rewards that Howells used to have for Keeps:
+ And Seton, that great Hunter of Wild Beasts
+Has Coin ahead; Cash comes to him in Heaps!
+
+
+XIX
+
+I sometimes think that never Prose is read
+So good as that by Advertising bred,
+ And every Verse Sapolian poets sing
+Brings laurel wreaths once twin'd for Spenser's head.
+
+
+XX
+
+And this audacious Author, young and green
+In Smart Set--surely you know whom I mean--
+ Ah, look upon him lightly! for who knows
+But once in Lippincott's he wrote unseen!
+
+
+XXI
+
+Ah, my Belovèd, write the Book that clears
+TO-DAY of dreary Debt and sad Arrears;
+ _To-morrow!_--Why, To-morrow I may see
+My Nonsense popular as Edward Lear's.
+
+
+XXII
+
+For some we've read, the month's Six Selling Best
+The Bookman scored with elephantine Jest,
+ Have sold a half a Million in a Year,
+Yet no one ever heard of them, out West!
+
+
+XXIII
+
+And we, that now within the Editor's Room
+Make merry while we have our little Boom,
+ Ourselves must we give way to next month's Set--
+Girls with Three Names, who know not Who from Whom!
+
+
+XXIV
+
+Ah, make the most of what we yet may do,
+Before our Royalties have vanish'd, too,
+ Book after Book, and under Book to lie,
+Sans Page, sans Cover, Reader--or Review!
+
+
+XXV
+
+Alike for those who for TO-DAY have Shame,
+And those who strive for some TO-MORROW'S Fame,
+ A Critic from anonymous Darkness cries,
+"Fools, your Reward will fool you, just the Same!"
+
+
+XXVI
+
+Why, e'en Marie Corelli, who discuss'd
+Of the Two Worlds so learnedly, is thrust
+ Like Elbert Hubbard forth; her Words to Scorn
+Are scatter'd, and her Books by Critics cussed.
+
+
+XXVII
+
+Myself when young did eagerly peruse
+James, Meredith and Hardy--but to lose
+ My Reason, trying to make Head or Tail;
+The more I read, the more did they confuse.
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+With them the Germs of Madness did I sow,
+And with "Two Magics" sought to make it grow;
+ Yet this was all the Answer that I found--
+"What it is all about, I do not know!"
+
+
+XXIX
+
+Into the Library, and _Why_ not knowing,
+Nor _What I Want_, I find myself a-going;
+ And out of it, with Nothing fit to Read--
+Such is the Catalogue's anæmic Showing.
+
+
+XXX
+
+What, without asking, to be hypnotized
+Into a Sale of Stevenson disguised?
+ Oh, many a page of Bernard Shaw's last Play
+Must drown the thought of Novels Dramatized!
+
+
+XXXI
+
+Up from the Country, into gay Broadway
+I came, and bought a Scribner's, yesterday,
+ And many a Tale I read and understood,
+But not the master-tale of Kipling's "They."
+
+
+XXXII
+
+There was a Plot to which I found no Key;
+And Others seem to be as Dull as Me;
+ Some little talk there was of Ghosts, and Such,
+Then Mrs. Bathurst left me more at Sea!
+
+
+XXXIII
+
+Kim could not answer--Sherlock Holmes would fail--
+The most enlightened Browningite turn pale
+ In futile Wonder and in blank Dismay;
+Say, is there ANY Meaning to that Tale?
+
+
+XXXIV
+
+Then of the Critic, he who works behind
+The Author's back, I tried the Clue to find;
+ But he, too, was in Darkness; and I heard
+A Literary Agent say--"THEY ALL ARE BLIND!"
+
+
+XXXV
+
+Then, from the lips of Editor, I learn,
+"This Story is the Kind for which I Yearn;
+ Its Advertising brought us such Renown,
+We jumped Three Hundred Thousand, on that Turn!"
+
+
+XXXVI
+
+I think the man exaggerated some
+His increased Circulation,--but, I vum!
+ If I could get Two Thousand for one Tale,
+I'd write him Something that would simply Hum!
+
+
+XXXVII
+
+For I remember, shopping by the way,
+I saw a Novel writ by Bertha Clay;
+ And there was scrawled across its Title-Page,
+"This is the Stuff that Sells--so People say!"
+
+
+XXXVIII
+
+Listen--a moment listen!--Of the same
+Wood-pulp on which is printed Hewlett's Name,
+ The "Duchess" Books are made--in fifty years
+They both will rot asunder--who's to Blame?"
+
+
+XXXIX
+
+And not a Book that from our Shelves we throw
+To the Salvation Army, but shall go
+ To vitiate the Taste of some poor Soul
+Who can get nothing else to read--go Slow!
+
+
+XL
+
+As then the Poet for his morning Sup
+Fills with a Metaphor his mental Cup,
+ Do you devoutly read your Manuscripts
+That Someone may, before you burn them up!
+
+
+XLI
+
+Perplex'd no more with editorial "Nay"
+To-morrow's Reputation cast away,
+ And lose your College Education in
+The flippant, foolish Fiction of To-day.
+
+
+XLII
+
+And if the Bosh you write, the Trash you read,
+End in the Garbage Barrel--take no Heed;
+ Think that you are no worse than other Scribes,
+Who scribble Stuff to meet the Public Need.
+
+
+XLIII
+
+So, when WHO'S-WHO records your silly Name,
+You'll think that you have found the Road to Fame;
+ And though ten thousand other Names are there,
+You'll fancy you're a Genius, just the Same!
+
+
+XLIV
+
+Why, if an Author can fling Art aside,
+And in a Book of Balderdash take Pride,
+ Wer't not a Shame--wer't not a Shame for him
+A Conscientious Novel to have tried?
+
+
+XLV
+
+Writing's a Trade where Newspapers pay best;
+LeGallienne this Verity confess'd;
+ So join the Union, like the rest of us--
+Who strikes for Art is looked at as a Jest.
+
+
+XLVI
+
+And fear not, if the Editor refuse
+Your work, he has no more from which to choose;
+ The Literary Microbe shall bring forth
+Millions of Manuscripts too bad to use.
+
+
+XLVII
+
+When Fitch's Comedies have all gone past,
+Oh, the long Time Pinero's plays shall last,
+ Which of Belasco's little Triumphs heed
+As Frohman's Self should heed a Bowery Cast!
+
+
+XLVIII
+
+A Moment's Halt--Pray see this charming, chaste
+Ladies' Home Journal--"On the New Shirt Waist"--
+ "Advice to Girls," and so forth--here is reach'd
+The Nothing women yearn for, undebased!
+
+
+XLIX
+
+Would you a hurried Lunch Hour wish to spend
+About THE SECRET--hearken to me, Friend!
+ The Editors themselves must guess their Way--
+And on their Wives' and Sisters' Hints depend!
+
+
+L
+
+A Hair perhaps divides the Good from Bad;
+And Bok himself a Lot of Trouble had
+ Before he found Stenographers were Wise--
+Then, as they laughed or wept, his Soul was glad.
+
+
+LI
+
+The Woman's Touch runs through our Magazines;
+For her the Home-and-Mother Tale, and Scenes
+ Of Love-and-Action, Happy at the End--
+The same old Plots, the same old Ways and Means.
+
+
+LII
+
+The Theme once guess'd, the Tale's as good as told,
+Though Dialect and Local Color mould;
+ This Style will last throughout Eternity,
+While Women buy our Books--if Books are sold.
+
+
+LIII
+
+But if, in spite of this, you build a Plot
+Which these immortal Elements has not,
+ You gaze TO-DAY upon a Slip, which reads:
+"The Editor Regrets"--and such-like Rot.
+
+
+LIV
+
+Waste not your Ink, and don't attempt to use
+That Subtle Touch which Editors refuse;
+ Better be jocund at two cents a word
+Than, starving, court an ill-requited Muse!
+
+
+LV
+
+You know, my Friends, I've done with Purple Cows,
+And long to sober Fiction paid my Vows;
+ Spontaneous Glee is mighty hard to Sell--
+'Twas Carolyn Wells that shot across _my_ Bows.
+
+
+LVI
+
+For Stuff and Nonsense being in my Line,
+As Nonsense modern Fiction I define;
+ But of the sort that one would care for, I
+Can find but Little--and that Little's mine!
+
+
+LVII
+
+Ah, but this wholesale Satire, you may say,
+Makes me pretend to be a Critic--Nay!
+ Rather be roasted than to roast, say I;
+And I have been well roasted, by the way!
+
+
+LVIII
+
+And lately, in a Studio, a Miss
+Sat smiling o'er a Book--and it was this:
+ "The Pipes of Pan"--she showed it me, and read,
+Bidding me pay attention--it was Bliss!
+
+
+LIX
+
+Bliss Carman, who with genius absolute,
+My poor satiric Logic can confute;
+ The only Poet who, in modern Days,
+His Poems can to clinking Gold transmute!
+
+
+LX
+
+The vagrant Singer, how does he, good Lord,
+Compete with such a money-making Horde
+ Of tinsel rhymesters that infest the Shops?
+They say he makes enough to pay his Board!
+
+
+LXI
+
+Why, be our Talent truly Art, how dare
+Refuse our Lucubrations everywhere?
+ And if it's Rot, as our Rejections hint,
+God knows the things they print are Rot, for Fair!
+
+
+LXII
+
+I must abjure Dramatic Force, I must
+Take the Sub-Editor's decree on Trust,
+ Or, lured by hope of selling something Good,
+Write out my Heart--then burn it in Disgust!
+
+
+LXIII
+
+Oh, threats of Failure, hopes of Royalties!
+One thing at least I've sold--these Parodies;
+ One thing is certain, Satire always sells;
+The Roast is read, no matter where it is.
+
+
+LXIV
+
+Strange, is it not? that of the Authors who
+Publish in England, such a mighty Few
+ Make a Success, though here they score a Hit?
+The British Public knows a Thing or Two!
+
+
+LXV
+
+By Revelations of the Past we've learn'd
+The Yankee Author usually is burn'd;
+ All of our Story Writers say the Same;
+The London Critic all their Books have spurn'd.
+
+
+LXVI
+
+I sent my Agent where the Buyers dwell,
+Some clever Stories of my own to sell:
+ And by and by the Agent said to me,
+"One thing I sold--that's doing Mighty Well!"
+
+
+LXVII
+
+So Heaven seems tame indeed when I behold
+Editions of Five Hundred Thousand sold;
+ When Clippings show how Critics scorch me, then
+Hell's Roasting seems comparatively Cold!
+
+
+LXVIII
+
+We are no other than a passing Show
+Of clumsy Mountebanks that come and go
+ To please the General Public; now, who gave
+To IT the right to judge, I'd like to know?
+
+
+LXIX
+
+Impotent Writers bound to feed ITS taste
+For Literature and Poetry debased;
+ Hither and thither pandering we strive,
+And one by one our Talents are disgraced.
+
+
+LXX
+
+The Scribe no question makes of Verse or Prose,
+But what the Editor demands he shows;
+ And he who buys three thousand words of Drule,
+_He_ knows what People want--you Bet He knows!
+
+
+LXXI
+
+The facile Scribbler writes; and, having writ,
+No Rules of Rhetoric bother him a Bit,
+ Or lure him back to cancel half a Line,
+Nor Grammar's protests change a Word of it.
+
+
+LXXII
+
+And though you wring your Hands and wonder Why
+Such slipshod Work the Magazines will buy,
+ Don't grumble at the Editor, for he
+Must serve the Public, e'en as You and I.
+
+
+LXXIII
+
+With Puck's first joke, they did the last Life feed,
+And there of Judge's Stories sowed the Seed:
+ And the first jokelet that Joe Miller wrote
+The Sunday Comic-Section readers read.
+
+
+LXXIV
+
+YESTERDAY _This_ Day's popular Song supplants;
+TO-MORROW'S will be even worse, perchance:
+ Drink! For the latest Coon-Song's floating by:
+Drink! Now the music is an Indian Dance!
+
+
+LXXV
+
+I tell you this--When, started from the Goal,
+The first Plantation Ditty 'gan to roll
+ Through Minstrel Troupes and Negro Baritones
+In its predestined race from Pole to Pole,
+
+
+LXXVI
+
+The Song had caught a Rag-Time girls could shout
+And Piano-Organs make a Din about;
+ But syncopated Melodies at last
+Will pass away, and more shall come, no doubt.
+
+
+LXXVII
+
+And this I know: though Vaudeville delight,
+Musical Comedy can bore me quite;
+ One act of Ibsen from the Gallery caught,
+Better than Daly for a festal Night!
+
+
+LXXVIII
+
+What! out of senseless Show-Girls to evoke
+A Drama? Surely, I resent the Joke!
+ For me, it is not Pleasure, but a Pain--
+An Everlasting Bore for decent Folk.
+
+
+LXXIX
+
+What, must the Theatre Manager be paid--
+Our Gold for what his Carpenter has made--
+ Must we pay Stars we never did Contract,
+And cannot hiss at?--Oh, the sorry trade!
+
+
+LXXX
+
+Oh Thou, who dost with cool sarcastic Grin
+Scorn the poor Magazine my Story's in,
+ Though Thou impute to ignorance my Work,
+I know how bad 't will be, ere I begin!
+
+
+LXXXI
+
+Oh Thou, whose Taste demandeth silly Tales,
+Damning the Author when he Tries and Fails,
+ Let us toss up to see which one is Worse--
+Thy Fault or mine--Which is it, Heads or Tails?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LXXXII
+
+As, for his Luncheon Hour, away had slipp'd
+The Editor, his Office-Boy I tipp'd,
+ And once again before the Sacred Desk
+I stood, surrounded by much Manuscript.
+
+
+LXXXIII
+
+Manuscripts of all Sizes, great and small,
+Upon that Desk, in Numbers to appall!
+ And Some looked very interesting; some
+I saw no Sign of Merit in, at all.
+
+
+LXXXIV
+
+Said one among them--"Surely not in vain
+My Author has exhausted all his Brain
+ In writing me, to be rejected here--
+I'd hate to have to be sent back again!"
+
+
+LXXXV
+
+Then said a Second--"Ne'er a Girl or Boy
+Such Stuff as I am really could enjoy:
+ Yet He who wrote me, when I am return'd,
+Will me with Curse and bitter Wrath destroy!"
+
+
+LXXXVI
+
+After a literary Silence spake
+A Manuscript of Henry James's make;
+ "They sneer at me for being so occult:
+But Kipling's found such Stuff is going to Take!"
+
+
+LXXXVII
+
+Whereat some one of the typewritten Lot--
+I think it was Cy Brady's--waxing hot--
+ "All this of Shop and Patter--Tell me then,
+Who buys--Who reads--the Stuff that boils _my_ Pot?"
+
+
+LXXXVIII
+
+"Why," said another, "Some there are who tell
+Of one who threatens he will toss to Hell
+ The luckless Tales he marr'd in making--Pish!
+He's a blamed Fool, Any Old Thing will sell!"
+
+
+LXXXIX
+
+"Well," murmur'd one, "Let whoso write or buy,
+My words with long Oblivion are gone dry:
+ But bind me new, let Christy illustrate,
+Methinks I'd sell at Christmas time; I'll try!"
+
+
+XC
+
+So while the Manuscripts were wisely speaking,
+The Editor came in whom I was seeking:
+ And then they signall'd to me, "Brother! Brother!
+Yours is rejected! You had best be sneaking!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+XCI
+
+Though Carnegie for Literature provide,
+He tombs a Body whence the Life has died,
+ And no one seems to turn a single leaf
+Upon the unfrequented Classic side,
+
+
+XCII
+
+Unless to see some First Edition rare,
+Or curious styles of Binding to compare;
+ Art's True Believers know their Aldus well,
+But of the Author bound, are unaware!
+
+
+XCIII
+
+Indeed, Rare Books that they have yearn'd for long
+Have done their Literary Taste much wrong:
+ Reprints of Burton will not sell to-day
+(I mean the stupid Burton) for a Song!
+
+
+XCIV
+
+Indeed, such First Editions oft before
+I envied, but they proved to be a Bore.
+ Why, are not Tenth Editions still more rare?
+Mine are! Why are they not worth even more?
+
+
+XCV
+
+And much as Art has play'd the Infidel
+And robb'd me of my Royalties--Ah, well,
+ I often wonder what the Women read
+One half as clever as the Stuff I sell!
+
+
+XCVI
+
+Yet Ah, that Spring should come to bring our Woes!
+That Christmas Season's Sales should ever close!
+ The Book whose praises loud the Critic sang,
+Is not the one that sells the most, God knows!
+
+
+XCVII
+
+Would but these Book Reviewers ever yield
+One glimpse--if dimly, yet indeed, reveal'd
+ Of what the fainting Traveller can read
+Worth reading--but the Critic's eyes are seal'd.
+
+
+XCVIII
+
+Would but some wingèd Angel bring the News
+Of Critic who _reads_ Books that he Reviews!
+ And make the stern Reviewer do as well
+Himself, before he Meed of Praise refuse!
+
+
+XCIX
+
+Ah, Love! could you and I perchance succeed
+In boiling down the Million Books we read
+ Into One Book, and edit that a Bit--
+There'd be a WORLD'S BEST LITERATURE, indeed!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+C
+
+Oh, rising Author, read Me once again
+Before my Memory gradually wane!
+ How oft hereafter you may look for me
+In this same Library--and look in vain!
+
+
+CI
+
+And when, dear Reader, _you_ shall chance to spend
+A night within The Hall of Fame--attend!
+ If, in that blissful call, you find the Spot
+Where I broke in--don't turn me down, my friend!
+
+
+
+
+
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+<div class="center"><img src="images/cover.jpg" width='414' height='700' alt="cover" /></div>
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+<hr />
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>THE RUBAIYAT OF</h2>
+
+<h1>OMAR CAYENNE</h1>
+
+<p class="tbrk">&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>BY</h3>
+
+<h2>GELETT BURGESS</h2>
+
+<p class="tbrk">&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="tbrk">&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h3>NEW YORK<br />FREDERICK A STOKES COMPANY<br /><span class="smcap">Publishers</span></h3>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="tbrk">&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h4>Copyright, 1904,<br />BY<br /><span class="smcap">Gelett Burgess</span></h4>
+
+<h4><i>Published December, 1904</i></h4>
+
+<p class="tbrk">&nbsp;</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2>THE RUBAIYAT</h2>
+
+<h2>OF</h2>
+
+<h1>OMAR CAYENNE</h1>
+
+<div class="block">
+
+<h3>I</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Wake! For the Hack can scatter into flight</div>
+<div>Shakespere and Dante in a single Night!</div>
+<div class="i1">The Penny-a-liner is Abroad, and strikes</div>
+<div>Our Modern Literature with blithering Blight.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>II</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Before Historical Romances died,</div>
+<div>Methought a Voice from Art's Olympus cried,</div>
+<div class="i1">"When all Dumas and Scott is still for Sale,</div>
+<div>Why nod o'er drowsy Tales, by Tyros tried?"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>III</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>A cock-sure Crew with Names ne'er heard before</div>
+<div>Greedily shouted&mdash;"Open then the Door!</div>
+<div class="i1">You know how little Stuff is going to live,</div>
+<div>But where it came from there is plenty More."</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>IV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Now the New Year reviving old Desires,</div>
+<div>The Artist poor to Calendars aspires,</div>
+<div class="i1">But of the Stuff the Publisher puts out</div>
+<div>Most in the Paper Basket soon suspires.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>V</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Harum indeed is gone, and Lady Rose,</div>
+<div>And Janice Meredith, where no one knows;</div>
+<div class="i1">But still the Author gushes overtime,</div>
+<div>And many a Poet babbles on in Prose.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>VI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Aldrich's lips are lock'd; but people buy</div>
+<div>High-piping Authoresses, boomed sky-high.</div>
+<div class="i1">"How Fine!"&mdash;the Publisher cries to the Mob,</div>
+<div>That monumental Cheek to justify.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>VII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Come, fill the Purse, to Publishers, this Spring,</div>
+<div>Your Manuscripts of paltry Passion bring:</div>
+<div class="i1">The New York Times has oft a little Way</div>
+<div>Of praising&mdash;let The Times your praises sing.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>VIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Whether by Century or Doubleday,</div>
+<div>Whether Macmillan or the Harpers pay,</div>
+<div class="i1">The Publisher prints new books every Year;</div>
+<div>The Critics will keep Busy, anyway!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>IX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Each Morn a thousand Volumes brings, you say;</div>
+<div>Yes, but who reads the Books of Yesterday?</div>
+<div class="i1">And this first Autumn List that brings the New</div>
+<div>Shall take The Pit and Mrs. Wiggs away.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>X</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Well, let it take them! What, are we not through</div>
+<div>With Richard Calmady and Emmy Lou?</div>
+<div class="i1">Let Ade and Dooley guy us as they will,</div>
+<div>Or Ella Wheeler Wilcox&mdash;heed not you.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>With me despise this kind of Fiction rude</div>
+<div>That just divides the Rotten from the Good,</div>
+<div class="i1">Where names of Poe and Dickens are forgot&mdash;</div>
+<div>And Peace to Thackeray with his giant Brood!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>A Book of Limericks&mdash;Nonsense, anyhow&mdash;</div>
+<div>Alice in Wonderland, the Purple Cow</div>
+<div class="i1">Beside me singing on Fifth Avenue&mdash;</div>
+<div>Ah, this were Modern Literature enow!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Some for the stories of The World; and some</div>
+<div>Sigh for the Boston Transcript till it come;</div>
+<div class="i1">Ah, take The Sun, and let The Herald go,</div>
+<div>Nor heed the Yellow Journalistic scum!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Look to the blowing Advertiser&mdash;"Lo,</div>
+<div>Booming's the way," he says, "to make Books go!</div>
+<div class="i1">I advertise until I've drained my Purse,</div>
+<div>And huge Editions on the Market throw."</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And those who made a Mint off Miss MacLane,</div>
+<div>And those who shuddered at her Jests profane,</div>
+<div class="i1">Alike consigned her to Oblivion,</div>
+<div>And buried once, would not dig up again.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Anthony Hope men set their hearts upon&mdash;</div>
+<div>Like Conan Doyle he prospered; and anon,</div>
+<div class="i1">Remained unopened on the dusty Shelf,</div>
+<div>Delighting us an Hour&mdash;and then was gone.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Think, in this gaudy monthly Magazine</div>
+<div>Whose Covers are Soapette and Breakfastine,</div>
+<div class="i1">How Author after Author with his Tale</div>
+<div>Fills his fool Pages, and no more is seen.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>They say that now Miss Myra Kelly reaps</div>
+<div>Rewards that Howells used to have for Keeps:</div>
+<div class="i1">And Seton, that great Hunter of Wild Beasts</div>
+<div>Has Coin ahead; Cash comes to him in Heaps!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>I sometimes think that never Prose is read</div>
+<div>So good as that by Advertising bred,</div>
+<div class="i1">And every Verse Sapolian poets sing</div>
+<div>Brings laurel wreaths once twin'd for Spenser's head.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And this audacious Author, young and green</div>
+<div>In Smart Set&mdash;surely you know whom I mean&mdash;</div>
+<div class="i1">Ah, look upon him lightly! for who knows</div>
+<div>But once in Lippincott's he wrote unseen!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Ah, my Belov&egrave;d, write the Book that clears</div>
+<div><span class="smcap">To-day</span> of dreary Debt and sad Arrears;</div>
+<div class="i1"><i>To-morrow!</i>&mdash;Why, To-morrow I may see</div>
+<div>My Nonsense popular as Edward Lear's.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>For some we've read, the month's Six Selling Best</div>
+<div>The Bookman scored with elephantine Jest,</div>
+<div class="i1">Have sold a half a Million in a Year,</div>
+<div>Yet no one ever heard of them, out West!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XXIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And we, that now within the Editor's Room</div>
+<div>Make merry while we have our little Boom,</div>
+<div class="i1">Ourselves must we give way to next month's Set&mdash;</div>
+<div>Girls with Three Names, who know not Who from Whom!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Ah, make the most of what we yet may do,</div>
+<div>Before our Royalties have vanish'd, too,</div>
+<div class="i1">Book after Book, and under Book to lie,</div>
+<div>Sans Page, sans Cover, Reader&mdash;or Review!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Alike for those who for <span class="smcap">To-day</span> have Shame,</div>
+<div>And those who strive for some <span class="smcap">To-morrow's</span> Fame,</div>
+<div class="i1">A Critic from anonymous Darkness cries,</div>
+<div>"Fools, your Reward will fool you, just the Same!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Why, e'en Marie Corelli, who discuss'd</div>
+<div>Of the Two Worlds so learnedly, is thrust</div>
+<div class="i1">Like Elbert Hubbard forth; her Words to Scorn</div>
+<div>Are scatter'd, and her Books by Critics cussed.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XXVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Myself when young did eagerly peruse</div>
+<div>James, Meredith and Hardy&mdash;but to lose</div>
+<div class="i1">My Reason, trying to make Head or Tail;</div>
+<div>The more I read, the more did they confuse.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>With them the Germs of Madness did I sow,</div>
+<div>And with "Two Magics" sought to make it grow;</div>
+<div class="i1">Yet this was all the Answer that I found&mdash;</div>
+<div>"What it is all about, I do not know!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Into the Library, and <i>Why</i> not knowing,</div>
+<div>Nor <i>What I Want</i>, I find myself a-going;</div>
+<div class="i1">And out of it, with Nothing fit to Read&mdash;</div>
+<div>Such is the Catalogue's an&aelig;mic Showing.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>What, without asking, to be hypnotized</div>
+<div>Into a Sale of Stevenson disguised?</div>
+<div class="i1">Oh, many a page of Bernard Shaw's last Play</div>
+<div>Must drown the thought of Novels Dramatized!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XXXI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Up from the Country, into gay Broadway</div>
+<div>I came, and bought a Scribner's, yesterday,</div>
+<div class="i1">And many a Tale I read and understood,</div>
+<div>But not the master-tale of Kipling's "They."</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXXII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>There was a Plot to which I found no Key;</div>
+<div>And Others seem to be as Dull as Me;</div>
+<div class="i1">Some little talk there was of Ghosts, and Such,</div>
+<div>Then Mrs. Bathurst left me more at Sea!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXXIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Kim could not answer&mdash;Sherlock Holmes would fail&mdash;</div>
+<div>The most enlightened Browningite turn pale</div>
+<div class="i1">In futile Wonder and in blank Dismay;</div>
+<div>Say, is there ANY Meaning to that Tale?</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXXIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Then of the Critic, he who works behind</div>
+<div>The Author's back, I tried the Clue to find;</div>
+<div class="i1">But he, too, was in Darkness; and I heard</div>
+<div>A Literary Agent say&mdash;"<span class="smcap">They All are Blind</span>!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XXXV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Then, from the lips of Editor, I learn,</div>
+<div>"This Story is the Kind for which I Yearn;</div>
+<div class="i1">Its Advertising brought us such Renown,</div>
+<div>We jumped Three Hundred Thousand, on that Turn!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXXVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>I think the man exaggerated some</div>
+<div>His increased Circulation,&mdash;but, I vum!</div>
+<div class="i1">If I could get Two Thousand for one Tale,</div>
+<div>I'd write him Something that would simply Hum!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXXVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>For I remember, shopping by the way,</div>
+<div>I saw a Novel writ by Bertha Clay;</div>
+<div class="i1">And there was scrawled across its Title-Page,</div>
+<div>"This is the Stuff that Sells&mdash;so People say!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XXXVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Listen&mdash;a moment listen!&mdash;Of the same</div>
+<div>Wood-pulp on which is printed Hewlett's Name,</div>
+<div class="i1">The "Duchess" Books are made&mdash;in fifty years</div>
+<div>They both will rot asunder&mdash;who's to Blame?"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XXXIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And not a Book that from our Shelves we throw</div>
+<div>To the Salvation Army, but shall go</div>
+<div class="i1">To vitiate the Taste of some poor Soul</div>
+<div>Who can get nothing else to read&mdash;go Slow!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XL</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>As then the Poet for his morning Sup</div>
+<div>Fills with a Metaphor his mental Cup,</div>
+<div class="i1">Do you devoutly read your Manuscripts</div>
+<div>That Someone may, before you burn them up!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Perplex'd no more with editorial "Nay"</div>
+<div>To-morrow's Reputation cast away,</div>
+<div class="i1">And lose your College Education in</div>
+<div>The flippant, foolish Fiction of To-day.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And if the Bosh you write, the Trash you read,</div>
+<div>End in the Garbage Barrel&mdash;take no Heed;</div>
+<div class="i1">Think that you are no worse than other Scribes,</div>
+<div>Who scribble Stuff to meet the Public Need.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XLIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>So, when <span class="smcap">Who's-Who</span> records your silly Name,</div>
+<div>You'll think that you have found the Road to Fame;</div>
+<div class="i1">And though ten thousand other Names are there,</div>
+<div>You'll fancy you're a Genius, just the Same!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Why, if an Author can fling Art aside,</div>
+<div>And in a Book of Balderdash take Pride,</div>
+<div class="i1">Wer't not a Shame&mdash;wer't not a Shame for him</div>
+<div>A Conscientious Novel to have tried?</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Writing's a Trade where Newspapers pay best;</div>
+<div>LeGallienne this Verity confess'd;</div>
+<div class="i1">So join the Union, like the rest of us&mdash;</div>
+<div>Who strikes for Art is looked at as a Jest.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And fear not, if the Editor refuse</div>
+<div>Your work, he has no more from which to choose;</div>
+<div class="i1">The Literary Microbe shall bring forth</div>
+<div>Millions of Manuscripts too bad to use.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XLVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>When Fitch's Comedies have all gone past,</div>
+<div>Oh, the long Time Pinero's plays shall last,</div>
+<div class="i1">Which of Belasco's little Triumphs heed</div>
+<div>As Frohman's Self should heed a Bowery Cast!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>A Moment's Halt&mdash;Pray see this charming, chaste</div>
+<div>Ladies' Home Journal&mdash;"On the New Shirt Waist"&mdash;</div>
+<div class="i1">"Advice to Girls," and so forth&mdash;here is reach'd</div>
+<div>The Nothing women yearn for, undebased!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XLIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Would you a hurried Lunch Hour wish to spend</div>
+<div>About <span class="smaller">THE SECRET</span>&mdash;hearken to me, Friend!</div>
+<div class="i1">The Editors themselves must guess their Way&mdash;</div>
+<div>And on their Wives' and Sisters' Hints depend!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>L</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>A Hair perhaps divides the Good from Bad;</div>
+<div>And Bok himself a Lot of Trouble had</div>
+<div class="i1">Before he found Stenographers were Wise&mdash;</div>
+<div>Then, as they laughed or wept, his Soul was glad.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>The Woman's Touch runs through our Magazines;</div>
+<div>For her the Home-and-Mother Tale, and Scenes</div>
+<div class="i1">Of Love-and-Action, Happy at the End&mdash;</div>
+<div>The same old Plots, the same old Ways and Means.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>The Theme once guess'd, the Tale's as good as told,</div>
+<div>Though Dialect and Local Color mould;</div>
+<div class="i1">This Style will last throughout Eternity,</div>
+<div>While Women buy our Books&mdash;if Books are sold.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>But if, in spite of this, you build a Plot</div>
+<div>Which these immortal Elements has not,</div>
+<div class="i1">You gaze <span class="smcap">To-day</span> upon a Slip, which reads:</div>
+<div>"The Editor Regrets"&mdash;and such-like Rot.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Waste not your Ink, and don't attempt to use</div>
+<div>That Subtle Touch which Editors refuse;</div>
+<div class="i1">Better be jocund at two cents a word</div>
+<div>Than, starving, court an ill-requited Muse!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>You know, my Friends, I've done with Purple Cows,</div>
+<div>And long to sober Fiction paid my Vows;</div>
+<div class="i1">Spontaneous Glee is mighty hard to Sell&mdash;</div>
+<div>'Twas Carolyn Wells that shot across <i>my</i> Bows.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>For Stuff and Nonsense being in my Line,</div>
+<div>As Nonsense modern Fiction I define;</div>
+<div class="i1">But of the sort that one would care for, I</div>
+<div>Can find but Little&mdash;and that Little's mine!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Ah, but this wholesale Satire, you may say,</div>
+<div>Makes me pretend to be a Critic&mdash;Nay!</div>
+<div class="i1">Rather be roasted than to roast, say I;</div>
+<div>And I have been well roasted, by the way!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And lately, in a Studio, a Miss</div>
+<div>Sat smiling o'er a Book&mdash;and it was this:</div>
+<div class="i1">"The Pipes of Pan"&mdash;she showed it me, and read,</div>
+<div>Bidding me pay attention&mdash;it was Bliss!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Bliss Carman, who with genius absolute,</div>
+<div>My poor satiric Logic can confute;</div>
+<div class="i1">The only Poet who, in modern Days,</div>
+<div>His Poems can to clinking Gold transmute!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>The vagrant Singer, how does he, good Lord,</div>
+<div>Compete with such a money-making Horde</div>
+<div class="i1">Of tinsel rhymesters that infest the Shops?</div>
+<div>They say he makes enough to pay his Board!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Why, be our Talent truly Art, how dare</div>
+<div>Refuse our Lucubrations everywhere?</div>
+<div class="i1">And if it's Rot, as our Rejections hint,</div>
+<div>God knows the things they print are Rot, for Fair!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>I must abjure Dramatic Force, I must</div>
+<div>Take the Sub-Editor's decree on Trust,</div>
+<div class="i1">Or, lured by hope of selling something Good,</div>
+<div>Write out my Heart&mdash;then burn it in Disgust!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Oh, threats of Failure, hopes of Royalties!</div>
+<div>One thing at least I've sold&mdash;these Parodies;</div>
+<div class="i1">One thing is certain, Satire always sells;</div>
+<div>The Roast is read, no matter where it is.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Strange, is it not? that of the Authors who</div>
+<div>Publish in England, such a mighty Few</div>
+<div class="i1">Make a Success, though here they score a Hit?</div>
+<div>The British Public knows a Thing or Two!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>By Revelations of the Past we've learn'd</div>
+<div>The Yankee Author usually is burn'd;</div>
+<div class="i1">All of our Story Writers say the Same;</div>
+<div>The London Critic all their Books have spurn'd.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>I sent my Agent where the Buyers dwell,</div>
+<div>Some clever Stories of my own to sell:</div>
+<div class="i1">And by and by the Agent said to me,</div>
+<div>"One thing I sold&mdash;that's doing Mighty Well!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>So Heaven seems tame indeed when I behold</div>
+<div>Editions of Five Hundred Thousand sold;</div>
+<div class="i1">When Clippings show how Critics scorch me, then</div>
+<div>Hell's Roasting seems comparatively Cold!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>We are no other than a passing Show</div>
+<div>Of clumsy Mountebanks that come and go</div>
+<div class="i1">To please the General Public; now, who gave</div>
+<div>To IT the right to judge, I'd like to know?</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Impotent Writers bound to feed ITS taste</div>
+<div>For Literature and Poetry debased;</div>
+<div class="i1">Hither and thither pandering we strive,</div>
+<div>And one by one our Talents are disgraced.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>The Scribe no question makes of Verse or Prose,</div>
+<div>But what the Editor demands he shows;</div>
+<div class="i1">And he who buys three thousand words of Drule,</div>
+<div><i>He</i> knows what People want&mdash;you Bet He knows!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXXI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>The facile Scribbler writes; and, having writ,</div>
+<div>No Rules of Rhetoric bother him a Bit,</div>
+<div class="i1">Or lure him back to cancel half a Line,</div>
+<div>Nor Grammar's protests change a Word of it.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And though you wring your Hands and wonder Why</div>
+<div>Such slipshod Work the Magazines will buy,</div>
+<div class="i1">Don't grumble at the Editor, for he</div>
+<div>Must serve the Public, e'en as You and I.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>With Puck's first joke, they did the last Life feed,</div>
+<div>And there of Judge's Stories sowed the Seed:</div>
+<div class="i1">And the first jokelet that Joe Miller wrote</div>
+<div>The Sunday Comic-Section readers read.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div><span class="smcap">Yesterday</span> <i>This</i> Day's popular Song supplants;</div>
+<div><span class="smcap">To-morrow's</span> will be even worse, perchance:</div>
+<div class="i1">Drink! For the latest Coon-Song's floating by:</div>
+<div>Drink! Now the music is an Indian Dance!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXXV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>I tell you this&mdash;When, started from the Goal,</div>
+<div>The first Plantation Ditty 'gan to roll</div>
+<div class="i1">Through Minstrel Troupes and Negro Baritones</div>
+<div>In its predestined race from Pole to Pole,</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>The Song had caught a Rag-Time girls could shout</div>
+<div>And Piano-Organs make a Din about;</div>
+<div class="i1">But syncopated Melodies at last</div>
+<div>Will pass away, and more shall come, no doubt.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And this I know: though Vaudeville delight,</div>
+<div>Musical Comedy can bore me quite;</div>
+<div class="i1">One act of Ibsen from the Gallery caught,</div>
+<div>Better than Daly for a festal Night!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>What! out of senseless Show-Girls to evoke</div>
+<div>A Drama? Surely, I resent the Joke!</div>
+<div class="i1">For me, it is not Pleasure, but a Pain&mdash;</div>
+<div>An Everlasting Bore for decent Folk.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXXIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>What, must the Theatre Manager be paid&mdash;</div>
+<div>Our Gold for what his Carpenter has made&mdash;</div>
+<div class="i1">Must we pay Stars we never did Contract,</div>
+<div>And cannot hiss at?&mdash;Oh, the sorry trade!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Oh Thou, who dost with cool sarcastic Grin</div>
+<div>Scorn the poor Magazine my Story's in,</div>
+<div class="i1">Though Thou impute to ignorance my Work,</div>
+<div>I know how bad 't will be, ere I begin!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Oh Thou, whose Taste demandeth silly Tales,</div>
+<div>Damning the Author when he Tries and Fails,</div>
+<div class="i1">Let us toss up to see which one is Worse&mdash;</div>
+<div>Thy Fault or mine&mdash;Which is it, Heads or Tails?</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center">*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXXXII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>As, for his Luncheon Hour, away had slipp'd</div>
+<div>The Editor, his Office-Boy I tipp'd,</div>
+<div class="i1">And once again before the Sacred Desk</div>
+<div>I stood, surrounded by much Manuscript.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Manuscripts of all Sizes, great and small,</div>
+<div>Upon that Desk, in Numbers to appall!</div>
+<div class="i1">And Some looked very interesting; some</div>
+<div>I saw no Sign of Merit in, at all.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Said one among them&mdash;"Surely not in vain</div>
+<div>My Author has exhausted all his Brain</div>
+<div class="i1">In writing me, to be rejected here&mdash;</div>
+<div>I'd hate to have to be sent back again!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Then said a Second&mdash;"Ne'er a Girl or Boy</div>
+<div>Such Stuff as I am really could enjoy:</div>
+<div class="i1">Yet He who wrote me, when I am return'd,</div>
+<div>Will me with Curse and bitter Wrath destroy!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>LXXXVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>After a literary Silence spake</div>
+<div>A Manuscript of Henry James's make;</div>
+<div class="i1">"They sneer at me for being so occult:</div>
+<div>But Kipling's found such Stuff is going to Take!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Whereat some one of the typewritten Lot&mdash;</div>
+<div>I think it was Cy Brady's&mdash;waxing hot&mdash;</div>
+<div class="i1">"All this of Shop and Patter&mdash;Tell me then,</div>
+<div>Who buys&mdash;Who reads&mdash;the Stuff that boils <i>my</i> Pot?"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>"Why," said another, "Some there are who tell</div>
+<div>Of one who threatens he will toss to Hell</div>
+<div class="i1">The luckless Tales he marr'd in making&mdash;Pish!</div>
+<div>He's a blamed Fool, Any Old Thing will sell!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>LXXXIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>"Well," murmur'd one, "Let whoso write or buy,</div>
+<div>My words with long Oblivion are gone dry:</div>
+<div class="i1">But bind me new, let Christy illustrate,</div>
+<div>Methinks I'd sell at Christmas time; I'll try!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XC</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>So while the Manuscripts were wisely speaking,</div>
+<div>The Editor came in whom I was seeking:</div>
+<div class="i1">And then they signall'd to me, "Brother! Brother!</div>
+<div>Yours is rejected! You had best be sneaking!"</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center">*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*</p>
+
+<h3>XCI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Though Carnegie for Literature provide,</div>
+<div>He tombs a Body whence the Life has died,</div>
+<div class="i1">And no one seems to turn a single leaf</div>
+<div>Upon the unfrequented Classic side,</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XCII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Unless to see some First Edition rare,</div>
+<div>Or curious styles of Binding to compare;</div>
+<div class="i1">Art's True Believers know their Aldus well,</div>
+<div>But of the Author bound, are unaware!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XCIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Indeed, Rare Books that they have yearn'd for long</div>
+<div>Have done their Literary Taste much wrong:</div>
+<div class="i1">Reprints of Burton will not sell to-day</div>
+<div>(I mean the stupid Burton) for a Song!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XCIV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Indeed, such First Editions oft before</div>
+<div>I envied, but they proved to be a Bore.</div>
+<div class="i1">Why, are not Tenth Editions still more rare?</div>
+<div>Mine are! Why are they not worth even more?</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XCV</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And much as Art has play'd the Infidel</div>
+<div>And robb'd me of my Royalties&mdash;Ah, well,</div>
+<div class="i1">I often wonder what the Women read</div>
+<div>One half as clever as the Stuff I sell!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XCVI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Yet Ah, that Spring should come to bring our Woes!</div>
+<div>That Christmas Season's Sales should ever close!</div>
+<div class="i1">The Book whose praises loud the Critic sang,</div>
+<div>Is not the one that sells the most, God knows!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>XCVII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Would but these Book Reviewers ever yield</div>
+<div>One glimpse&mdash;if dimly, yet indeed, reveal'd</div>
+<div class="i1">Of what the fainting Traveller can read</div>
+<div>Worth reading&mdash;but the Critic's eyes are seal'd.</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XCVIII</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Would but some wing&egrave;d Angel bring the News</div>
+<div>Of Critic who <i>reads</i> Books that he Reviews!</div>
+<div class="i1">And make the stern Reviewer do as well</div>
+<div>Himself, before he Meed of Praise refuse!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>XCIX</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Ah, Love! could you and I perchance succeed</div>
+<div>In boiling down the Million Books we read</div>
+<div class="i1">Into One Book, and edit that a Bit&mdash;</div>
+<div>There'd be a <span class="smcap">World's Best Literature</span>, indeed!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="center">*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span></p>
+
+<h3>C</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>Oh, rising Author, read Me once again</div>
+<div>Before my Memory gradually wane!</div>
+<div class="i1">How oft hereafter you may look for me</div>
+<div>In this same Library&mdash;and look in vain!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+<h3>CI</h3>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<div>And when, dear Reader, <i>you</i> shall chance to spend</div>
+<div>A night within The Hall of Fame&mdash;attend!</div>
+<div class="i1">If, in that blissful call, you find the Spot</div>
+<div>Where I broke in&mdash;don't turn me down, my friend!</div>
+</div></div>
+
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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+Project Gutenberg's The Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne, by Gelett Burgess
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+
+Title: The Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne
+
+Author: Gelett Burgess
+
+Release Date: February 25, 2009 [EBook #28184]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Geetu Melwani, Dave Morgan, Martin Pettit and
+the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at
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+
+
+
+
+THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE
+
+BY
+
+GELETT BURGESS
+
+NEW YORK
+FREDERICK A STOKES COMPANY
+PUBLISHERS
+
+
+Copyright, 1904,
+BY
+GELETT BURGESS
+
+_Published December, 1904_
+
+
+
+
+THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR CAYENNE
+
+
+I
+
+Wake! For the Hack can scatter into flight
+Shakespere and Dante in a single Night!
+ The Penny-a-liner is Abroad, and strikes
+Our Modern Literature with blithering Blight.
+
+
+II
+
+Before Historical Romances died,
+Methought a Voice from Art's Olympus cried,
+ "When all Dumas and Scott is still for Sale,
+Why nod o'er drowsy Tales, by Tyros tried?"
+
+
+III
+
+A cock-sure Crew with Names ne'er heard before
+Greedily shouted--"Open then the Door!
+ You know how little Stuff is going to live,
+But where it came from there is plenty More."
+
+
+IV
+
+Now the New Year reviving old Desires,
+The Artist poor to Calendars aspires,
+ But of the Stuff the Publisher puts out
+Most in the Paper Basket soon suspires.
+
+
+V
+
+Harum indeed is gone, and Lady Rose,
+And Janice Meredith, where no one knows;
+ But still the Author gushes overtime,
+And many a Poet babbles on in Prose.
+
+
+VI
+
+Aldrich's lips are lock'd; but people buy
+High-piping Authoresses, boomed sky-high.
+ "How Fine!"--the Publisher cries to the Mob,
+That monumental Cheek to justify.
+
+
+VII
+
+Come, fill the Purse, to Publishers, this Spring,
+Your Manuscripts of paltry Passion bring:
+ The New York Times has oft a little Way
+Of praising--let The Times your praises sing.
+
+
+VIII
+
+Whether by Century or Doubleday,
+Whether Macmillan or the Harpers pay,
+ The Publisher prints new books every Year;
+The Critics will keep Busy, anyway!
+
+
+IX
+
+Each Morn a thousand Volumes brings, you say;
+Yes, but who reads the Books of Yesterday?
+ And this first Autumn List that brings the New
+Shall take The Pit and Mrs. Wiggs away.
+
+
+X
+
+Well, let it take them! What, are we not through
+With Richard Calmady and Emmy Lou?
+ Let Ade and Dooley guy us as they will,
+Or Ella Wheeler Wilcox--heed not you.
+
+
+XI
+
+With me despise this kind of Fiction rude
+That just divides the Rotten from the Good,
+ Where names of Poe and Dickens are forgot--
+And Peace to Thackeray with his giant Brood!
+
+
+XII
+
+A Book of Limericks--Nonsense, anyhow--
+Alice in Wonderland, the Purple Cow
+ Beside me singing on Fifth Avenue--
+Ah, this were Modern Literature enow!
+
+
+XIII
+
+Some for the stories of The World; and some
+Sigh for the Boston Transcript till it come;
+ Ah, take The Sun, and let The Herald go,
+Nor heed the Yellow Journalistic scum!
+
+
+XIV
+
+Look to the blowing Advertiser--"Lo,
+Booming's the way," he says, "to make Books go!
+ I advertise until I've drained my Purse,
+And huge Editions on the Market throw."
+
+
+XV
+
+And those who made a Mint off Miss MacLane,
+And those who shuddered at her Jests profane,
+ Alike consigned her to Oblivion,
+And buried once, would not dig up again.
+
+
+XVI
+
+Anthony Hope men set their hearts upon--
+Like Conan Doyle he prospered; and anon,
+ Remained unopened on the dusty Shelf,
+Delighting us an Hour--and then was gone.
+
+
+XVII
+
+Think, in this gaudy monthly Magazine
+Whose Covers are Soapette and Breakfastine,
+ How Author after Author with his Tale
+Fills his fool Pages, and no more is seen.
+
+
+XVIII
+
+They say that now Miss Myra Kelly reaps
+Rewards that Howells used to have for Keeps:
+ And Seton, that great Hunter of Wild Beasts
+Has Coin ahead; Cash comes to him in Heaps!
+
+
+XIX
+
+I sometimes think that never Prose is read
+So good as that by Advertising bred,
+ And every Verse Sapolian poets sing
+Brings laurel wreaths once twin'd for Spenser's head.
+
+
+XX
+
+And this audacious Author, young and green
+In Smart Set--surely you know whom I mean--
+ Ah, look upon him lightly! for who knows
+But once in Lippincott's he wrote unseen!
+
+
+XXI
+
+Ah, my Beloved, write the Book that clears
+TO-DAY of dreary Debt and sad Arrears;
+ _To-morrow!_--Why, To-morrow I may see
+My Nonsense popular as Edward Lear's.
+
+
+XXII
+
+For some we've read, the month's Six Selling Best
+The Bookman scored with elephantine Jest,
+ Have sold a half a Million in a Year,
+Yet no one ever heard of them, out West!
+
+
+XXIII
+
+And we, that now within the Editor's Room
+Make merry while we have our little Boom,
+ Ourselves must we give way to next month's Set--
+Girls with Three Names, who know not Who from Whom!
+
+
+XXIV
+
+Ah, make the most of what we yet may do,
+Before our Royalties have vanish'd, too,
+ Book after Book, and under Book to lie,
+Sans Page, sans Cover, Reader--or Review!
+
+
+XXV
+
+Alike for those who for TO-DAY have Shame,
+And those who strive for some TO-MORROW'S Fame,
+ A Critic from anonymous Darkness cries,
+"Fools, your Reward will fool you, just the Same!"
+
+
+XXVI
+
+Why, e'en Marie Corelli, who discuss'd
+Of the Two Worlds so learnedly, is thrust
+ Like Elbert Hubbard forth; her Words to Scorn
+Are scatter'd, and her Books by Critics cussed.
+
+
+XXVII
+
+Myself when young did eagerly peruse
+James, Meredith and Hardy--but to lose
+ My Reason, trying to make Head or Tail;
+The more I read, the more did they confuse.
+
+
+XXVIII
+
+With them the Germs of Madness did I sow,
+And with "Two Magics" sought to make it grow;
+ Yet this was all the Answer that I found--
+"What it is all about, I do not know!"
+
+
+XXIX
+
+Into the Library, and _Why_ not knowing,
+Nor _What I Want_, I find myself a-going;
+ And out of it, with Nothing fit to Read--
+Such is the Catalogue's anaemic Showing.
+
+
+XXX
+
+What, without asking, to be hypnotized
+Into a Sale of Stevenson disguised?
+ Oh, many a page of Bernard Shaw's last Play
+Must drown the thought of Novels Dramatized!
+
+
+XXXI
+
+Up from the Country, into gay Broadway
+I came, and bought a Scribner's, yesterday,
+ And many a Tale I read and understood,
+But not the master-tale of Kipling's "They."
+
+
+XXXII
+
+There was a Plot to which I found no Key;
+And Others seem to be as Dull as Me;
+ Some little talk there was of Ghosts, and Such,
+Then Mrs. Bathurst left me more at Sea!
+
+
+XXXIII
+
+Kim could not answer--Sherlock Holmes would fail--
+The most enlightened Browningite turn pale
+ In futile Wonder and in blank Dismay;
+Say, is there ANY Meaning to that Tale?
+
+
+XXXIV
+
+Then of the Critic, he who works behind
+The Author's back, I tried the Clue to find;
+ But he, too, was in Darkness; and I heard
+A Literary Agent say--"THEY ALL ARE BLIND!"
+
+
+XXXV
+
+Then, from the lips of Editor, I learn,
+"This Story is the Kind for which I Yearn;
+ Its Advertising brought us such Renown,
+We jumped Three Hundred Thousand, on that Turn!"
+
+
+XXXVI
+
+I think the man exaggerated some
+His increased Circulation,--but, I vum!
+ If I could get Two Thousand for one Tale,
+I'd write him Something that would simply Hum!
+
+
+XXXVII
+
+For I remember, shopping by the way,
+I saw a Novel writ by Bertha Clay;
+ And there was scrawled across its Title-Page,
+"This is the Stuff that Sells--so People say!"
+
+
+XXXVIII
+
+Listen--a moment listen!--Of the same
+Wood-pulp on which is printed Hewlett's Name,
+ The "Duchess" Books are made--in fifty years
+They both will rot asunder--who's to Blame?"
+
+
+XXXIX
+
+And not a Book that from our Shelves we throw
+To the Salvation Army, but shall go
+ To vitiate the Taste of some poor Soul
+Who can get nothing else to read--go Slow!
+
+
+XL
+
+As then the Poet for his morning Sup
+Fills with a Metaphor his mental Cup,
+ Do you devoutly read your Manuscripts
+That Someone may, before you burn them up!
+
+
+XLI
+
+Perplex'd no more with editorial "Nay"
+To-morrow's Reputation cast away,
+ And lose your College Education in
+The flippant, foolish Fiction of To-day.
+
+
+XLII
+
+And if the Bosh you write, the Trash you read,
+End in the Garbage Barrel--take no Heed;
+ Think that you are no worse than other Scribes,
+Who scribble Stuff to meet the Public Need.
+
+
+XLIII
+
+So, when WHO'S-WHO records your silly Name,
+You'll think that you have found the Road to Fame;
+ And though ten thousand other Names are there,
+You'll fancy you're a Genius, just the Same!
+
+
+XLIV
+
+Why, if an Author can fling Art aside,
+And in a Book of Balderdash take Pride,
+ Wer't not a Shame--wer't not a Shame for him
+A Conscientious Novel to have tried?
+
+
+XLV
+
+Writing's a Trade where Newspapers pay best;
+LeGallienne this Verity confess'd;
+ So join the Union, like the rest of us--
+Who strikes for Art is looked at as a Jest.
+
+
+XLVI
+
+And fear not, if the Editor refuse
+Your work, he has no more from which to choose;
+ The Literary Microbe shall bring forth
+Millions of Manuscripts too bad to use.
+
+
+XLVII
+
+When Fitch's Comedies have all gone past,
+Oh, the long Time Pinero's plays shall last,
+ Which of Belasco's little Triumphs heed
+As Frohman's Self should heed a Bowery Cast!
+
+
+XLVIII
+
+A Moment's Halt--Pray see this charming, chaste
+Ladies' Home Journal--"On the New Shirt Waist"--
+ "Advice to Girls," and so forth--here is reach'd
+The Nothing women yearn for, undebased!
+
+
+XLIX
+
+Would you a hurried Lunch Hour wish to spend
+About THE SECRET--hearken to me, Friend!
+ The Editors themselves must guess their Way--
+And on their Wives' and Sisters' Hints depend!
+
+
+L
+
+A Hair perhaps divides the Good from Bad;
+And Bok himself a Lot of Trouble had
+ Before he found Stenographers were Wise--
+Then, as they laughed or wept, his Soul was glad.
+
+
+LI
+
+The Woman's Touch runs through our Magazines;
+For her the Home-and-Mother Tale, and Scenes
+ Of Love-and-Action, Happy at the End--
+The same old Plots, the same old Ways and Means.
+
+
+LII
+
+The Theme once guess'd, the Tale's as good as told,
+Though Dialect and Local Color mould;
+ This Style will last throughout Eternity,
+While Women buy our Books--if Books are sold.
+
+
+LIII
+
+But if, in spite of this, you build a Plot
+Which these immortal Elements has not,
+ You gaze TO-DAY upon a Slip, which reads:
+"The Editor Regrets"--and such-like Rot.
+
+
+LIV
+
+Waste not your Ink, and don't attempt to use
+That Subtle Touch which Editors refuse;
+ Better be jocund at two cents a word
+Than, starving, court an ill-requited Muse!
+
+
+LV
+
+You know, my Friends, I've done with Purple Cows,
+And long to sober Fiction paid my Vows;
+ Spontaneous Glee is mighty hard to Sell--
+'Twas Carolyn Wells that shot across _my_ Bows.
+
+
+LVI
+
+For Stuff and Nonsense being in my Line,
+As Nonsense modern Fiction I define;
+ But of the sort that one would care for, I
+Can find but Little--and that Little's mine!
+
+
+LVII
+
+Ah, but this wholesale Satire, you may say,
+Makes me pretend to be a Critic--Nay!
+ Rather be roasted than to roast, say I;
+And I have been well roasted, by the way!
+
+
+LVIII
+
+And lately, in a Studio, a Miss
+Sat smiling o'er a Book--and it was this:
+ "The Pipes of Pan"--she showed it me, and read,
+Bidding me pay attention--it was Bliss!
+
+
+LIX
+
+Bliss Carman, who with genius absolute,
+My poor satiric Logic can confute;
+ The only Poet who, in modern Days,
+His Poems can to clinking Gold transmute!
+
+
+LX
+
+The vagrant Singer, how does he, good Lord,
+Compete with such a money-making Horde
+ Of tinsel rhymesters that infest the Shops?
+They say he makes enough to pay his Board!
+
+
+LXI
+
+Why, be our Talent truly Art, how dare
+Refuse our Lucubrations everywhere?
+ And if it's Rot, as our Rejections hint,
+God knows the things they print are Rot, for Fair!
+
+
+LXII
+
+I must abjure Dramatic Force, I must
+Take the Sub-Editor's decree on Trust,
+ Or, lured by hope of selling something Good,
+Write out my Heart--then burn it in Disgust!
+
+
+LXIII
+
+Oh, threats of Failure, hopes of Royalties!
+One thing at least I've sold--these Parodies;
+ One thing is certain, Satire always sells;
+The Roast is read, no matter where it is.
+
+
+LXIV
+
+Strange, is it not? that of the Authors who
+Publish in England, such a mighty Few
+ Make a Success, though here they score a Hit?
+The British Public knows a Thing or Two!
+
+
+LXV
+
+By Revelations of the Past we've learn'd
+The Yankee Author usually is burn'd;
+ All of our Story Writers say the Same;
+The London Critic all their Books have spurn'd.
+
+
+LXVI
+
+I sent my Agent where the Buyers dwell,
+Some clever Stories of my own to sell:
+ And by and by the Agent said to me,
+"One thing I sold--that's doing Mighty Well!"
+
+
+LXVII
+
+So Heaven seems tame indeed when I behold
+Editions of Five Hundred Thousand sold;
+ When Clippings show how Critics scorch me, then
+Hell's Roasting seems comparatively Cold!
+
+
+LXVIII
+
+We are no other than a passing Show
+Of clumsy Mountebanks that come and go
+ To please the General Public; now, who gave
+To IT the right to judge, I'd like to know?
+
+
+LXIX
+
+Impotent Writers bound to feed ITS taste
+For Literature and Poetry debased;
+ Hither and thither pandering we strive,
+And one by one our Talents are disgraced.
+
+
+LXX
+
+The Scribe no question makes of Verse or Prose,
+But what the Editor demands he shows;
+ And he who buys three thousand words of Drule,
+_He_ knows what People want--you Bet He knows!
+
+
+LXXI
+
+The facile Scribbler writes; and, having writ,
+No Rules of Rhetoric bother him a Bit,
+ Or lure him back to cancel half a Line,
+Nor Grammar's protests change a Word of it.
+
+
+LXXII
+
+And though you wring your Hands and wonder Why
+Such slipshod Work the Magazines will buy,
+ Don't grumble at the Editor, for he
+Must serve the Public, e'en as You and I.
+
+
+LXXIII
+
+With Puck's first joke, they did the last Life feed,
+And there of Judge's Stories sowed the Seed:
+ And the first jokelet that Joe Miller wrote
+The Sunday Comic-Section readers read.
+
+
+LXXIV
+
+YESTERDAY _This_ Day's popular Song supplants;
+TO-MORROW'S will be even worse, perchance:
+ Drink! For the latest Coon-Song's floating by:
+Drink! Now the music is an Indian Dance!
+
+
+LXXV
+
+I tell you this--When, started from the Goal,
+The first Plantation Ditty 'gan to roll
+ Through Minstrel Troupes and Negro Baritones
+In its predestined race from Pole to Pole,
+
+
+LXXVI
+
+The Song had caught a Rag-Time girls could shout
+And Piano-Organs make a Din about;
+ But syncopated Melodies at last
+Will pass away, and more shall come, no doubt.
+
+
+LXXVII
+
+And this I know: though Vaudeville delight,
+Musical Comedy can bore me quite;
+ One act of Ibsen from the Gallery caught,
+Better than Daly for a festal Night!
+
+
+LXXVIII
+
+What! out of senseless Show-Girls to evoke
+A Drama? Surely, I resent the Joke!
+ For me, it is not Pleasure, but a Pain--
+An Everlasting Bore for decent Folk.
+
+
+LXXIX
+
+What, must the Theatre Manager be paid--
+Our Gold for what his Carpenter has made--
+ Must we pay Stars we never did Contract,
+And cannot hiss at?--Oh, the sorry trade!
+
+
+LXXX
+
+Oh Thou, who dost with cool sarcastic Grin
+Scorn the poor Magazine my Story's in,
+ Though Thou impute to ignorance my Work,
+I know how bad 't will be, ere I begin!
+
+
+LXXXI
+
+Oh Thou, whose Taste demandeth silly Tales,
+Damning the Author when he Tries and Fails,
+ Let us toss up to see which one is Worse--
+Thy Fault or mine--Which is it, Heads or Tails?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LXXXII
+
+As, for his Luncheon Hour, away had slipp'd
+The Editor, his Office-Boy I tipp'd,
+ And once again before the Sacred Desk
+I stood, surrounded by much Manuscript.
+
+
+LXXXIII
+
+Manuscripts of all Sizes, great and small,
+Upon that Desk, in Numbers to appall!
+ And Some looked very interesting; some
+I saw no Sign of Merit in, at all.
+
+
+LXXXIV
+
+Said one among them--"Surely not in vain
+My Author has exhausted all his Brain
+ In writing me, to be rejected here--
+I'd hate to have to be sent back again!"
+
+
+LXXXV
+
+Then said a Second--"Ne'er a Girl or Boy
+Such Stuff as I am really could enjoy:
+ Yet He who wrote me, when I am return'd,
+Will me with Curse and bitter Wrath destroy!"
+
+
+LXXXVI
+
+After a literary Silence spake
+A Manuscript of Henry James's make;
+ "They sneer at me for being so occult:
+But Kipling's found such Stuff is going to Take!"
+
+
+LXXXVII
+
+Whereat some one of the typewritten Lot--
+I think it was Cy Brady's--waxing hot--
+ "All this of Shop and Patter--Tell me then,
+Who buys--Who reads--the Stuff that boils _my_ Pot?"
+
+
+LXXXVIII
+
+"Why," said another, "Some there are who tell
+Of one who threatens he will toss to Hell
+ The luckless Tales he marr'd in making--Pish!
+He's a blamed Fool, Any Old Thing will sell!"
+
+
+LXXXIX
+
+"Well," murmur'd one, "Let whoso write or buy,
+My words with long Oblivion are gone dry:
+ But bind me new, let Christy illustrate,
+Methinks I'd sell at Christmas time; I'll try!"
+
+
+XC
+
+So while the Manuscripts were wisely speaking,
+The Editor came in whom I was seeking:
+ And then they signall'd to me, "Brother! Brother!
+Yours is rejected! You had best be sneaking!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+XCI
+
+Though Carnegie for Literature provide,
+He tombs a Body whence the Life has died,
+ And no one seems to turn a single leaf
+Upon the unfrequented Classic side,
+
+
+XCII
+
+Unless to see some First Edition rare,
+Or curious styles of Binding to compare;
+ Art's True Believers know their Aldus well,
+But of the Author bound, are unaware!
+
+
+XCIII
+
+Indeed, Rare Books that they have yearn'd for long
+Have done their Literary Taste much wrong:
+ Reprints of Burton will not sell to-day
+(I mean the stupid Burton) for a Song!
+
+
+XCIV
+
+Indeed, such First Editions oft before
+I envied, but they proved to be a Bore.
+ Why, are not Tenth Editions still more rare?
+Mine are! Why are they not worth even more?
+
+
+XCV
+
+And much as Art has play'd the Infidel
+And robb'd me of my Royalties--Ah, well,
+ I often wonder what the Women read
+One half as clever as the Stuff I sell!
+
+
+XCVI
+
+Yet Ah, that Spring should come to bring our Woes!
+That Christmas Season's Sales should ever close!
+ The Book whose praises loud the Critic sang,
+Is not the one that sells the most, God knows!
+
+
+XCVII
+
+Would but these Book Reviewers ever yield
+One glimpse--if dimly, yet indeed, reveal'd
+ Of what the fainting Traveller can read
+Worth reading--but the Critic's eyes are seal'd.
+
+
+XCVIII
+
+Would but some winged Angel bring the News
+Of Critic who _reads_ Books that he Reviews!
+ And make the stern Reviewer do as well
+Himself, before he Meed of Praise refuse!
+
+
+XCIX
+
+Ah, Love! could you and I perchance succeed
+In boiling down the Million Books we read
+ Into One Book, and edit that a Bit--
+There'd be a WORLD'S BEST LITERATURE, indeed!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+C
+
+Oh, rising Author, read Me once again
+Before my Memory gradually wane!
+ How oft hereafter you may look for me
+In this same Library--and look in vain!
+
+
+CI
+
+And when, dear Reader, _you_ shall chance to spend
+A night within The Hall of Fame--attend!
+ If, in that blissful call, you find the Spot
+Where I broke in--don't turn me down, my friend!
+
+
+
+
+
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