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+ <h4>THE</h4>
+
+ <h1>ADVENTURES OF A BEAR</h1>
+
+ <h4>AND</h4>
+
+ <h2>A GREAT BEAR TOO</h2>
+
+ <h3>By ALFRED ELWES</h3>
+
+ <h4>WITH NINE ILLUSTRATIONS BY HARRISON WEIR.</h4>
+
+ <p class="center">LONDON:<br />
+
+ ADDEY AND CO. 21 OLD BOND STREET.<br />
+
+ MDCCCLIII.<br />
+LONDON:<br /><br />
+
+Printed by <span class="smcap">G. Barclay</span>, Castle St. Leicester Sq.</p>
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<div class='centered'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" width="50%" cellspacing="0" summary="CONTENTS">
+<tr><td align='left'>&nbsp;</td><td align='right'>PAGE</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">At Home</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_1'><b>1</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Upon his Travels</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_10'><b>10</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Town Life</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_19'><b>19</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Prosperity</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_35'><b>35</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Reverses</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_44'><b>44</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Progress</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_56'><b>56</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Down Hill</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_66'><b>66</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">At Rest</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_74'><b>74</b></a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+
+<h2>ILLUSTRATIONS.</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class='centered'>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="2" width="50%" cellspacing="0" summary="ILLUSTRATIONS">
+<tr><td align='left'>&nbsp;</td><td align='right'>PAGE</td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Bears and Brothers</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_8'><b>8</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">A Close Embrace</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_17'><b>17</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Making an Impression</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_31'><b>31</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">A Very Great Bear</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_43'><b>43</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Three Throws a-Penny</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_54'><b>54</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Selling the Natives</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_63'><b>63</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Cheap Harmony</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_69'><b>69</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Last Lead</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_83'><b>83</b></a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Tailpiece</span></td><td align='right'><a href='#Page_84'><b>84</b></a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="AT_HOME" id="AT_HOME"></a>AT HOME.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Yes, it is an "at home" to which I am going to introduce you; but not
+the at-home that many of you&mdash;I hope <i>all</i> of you&mdash;have learnt to love,
+but the at-home of a bear. No carpeted rooms, no warm curtains, no
+glowing fireside, no pictures, no sofas, no tables, no chairs; no music,
+no books; no agreeable, cosy chat; no anything half so pleasant: but
+soft moss or snow, spreading trees, skies with ever-changing, tinted
+clouds, some fun, some rough romps, a good deal of growling, and now and
+then a fight. With these points of difference, you may believe the
+<i>at-home</i> of a bear is not quite so agreeable a matter as the at-home of
+a young gentleman or lady; yet I have no doubt Master Bruin is much more
+at his ease in it than he would find himself if he were compelled to
+conform to the usages of human society, and behave as a gentleman ought
+to do.</p>
+
+<p>But there is a quality that is quite as necessary to adorn one home as
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>the other, without which the most delightful mansion and the warmest
+cavern can never be happy, and with which the simplest cottage and the
+meanest den may be truly blest; and that one quality is, good temper. Of
+what avail are comforts, or even luxuries, when there is no seasoning of
+good temper to enjoy them with? How many deficiencies can there not be
+overlooked, when good temper is present to cover them with a veil?
+Perhaps you have not yet learnt what a valuable treasure this good
+temper is; when you have read the history of my bear, you will be better
+able to form an opinion.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot tell you when this bear was born, nor am I quite sure where;
+bears are born in so many parts of the world now, that it becomes very
+difficult to determine what country heard their first growl, and they
+never think to preserve a memorandum of the circumstance. Let it suffice
+that our bear was born, that he had a mamma and papa, and some brothers
+and sisters; that he lived in a cavern surrounded by trees and bushes;
+that he was always a big lump of a bear, invariably wore a brown coat,
+and was often out of temper, or rather, was always <i>in</i> temper, only
+that temper was a very bad one.</p>
+
+<p>No doubt his parents would have been very willing to cure this terrible
+defect, if they had known how; but the fact is, they seemed always too
+much absorbed in their own thoughts to attend much to their family. Old
+Mr. Bruin would sit in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> his corner by the hour together sucking his paw;
+and his partner, Mrs. Bruin, would sit in her corner sucking her paw;
+whilst the little ones, or big ones, for they were growing up fast,
+would make themselves into balls and roll about the ground, or bite one
+another's ears by way of a joke, or climb up the neighbouring trees to
+admire the prospect, and then slip down again, to the imminent
+destruction of their clothes; not that a rent or two would have grieved
+their mother very much, for she was a great deal too old, and too
+ignorant besides, to think of mending them. In all these sports Master
+Bruin, the eldest, was ever the foremost; but as certain as he joined in
+the romps, so surely were uproar and fighting the consequence. The
+reason was clear enough; his temper was so disagreeable, that although
+he was quite ready to play off his jokes on others, he could never bear
+to receive them in return; and being, besides, very fierce and strong,
+he came at length to be considered as the most unbearable bear that the
+forest had known for many generations, and in his own family was looked
+on as quite a bug-bear.</p>
+
+<p>Now I privately think, that if a good oaken stick had been applied to
+his shoulders, or any other sensitive part of his body, whenever he
+displayed these fits of spleen, the exercise would have had a very
+beneficial effect on his disposition; but his father, on such occasions,
+only uttered his opinion in so low a growl that it was impossible to
+make out what he said,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> and then sucked his paw more vigorously than
+ever; and his mother was much too tender-hearted to think of mending his
+manners in so rude a way: so Master Bruin grew apace, until his brothers
+and sisters were wicked enough to wish he might some day go out for a
+walk and forget to come home again, or that he might be persuaded by a
+kind friend to emigrate, without going through the ceremony of taking
+leave of his family.</p>
+
+<p>It began to be conjectured that some such event had occurred when, for
+three whole days, he never made his appearance. The respectable family
+of the Bruins were puzzled, but calm, notwithstanding, at this unusual
+absence; it evidently made them thoughtful, though it was impossible to
+guess what they thought about: if one could form an idea from the
+attitudes of the different members, each of whom sat in a corner sucking
+his right paw and his left paw alternately&mdash;it was a family habit, you
+must know&mdash;I should say their thoughts were too deep for expression; but
+before their meditations were converted from uncertainty into mourning,
+the object of them made his appearance at the entrance of the cavern,
+with his coat torn, limping in his gait, and with an ugly wound in his
+head, looking altogether as disconsolate a brute as you can well
+conceive. He did not condescend to say where he had been, nor what he
+had been doing; perhaps no one made the inquiry: but it was very evident
+he had been doing no good, and had got his reward accordingly. If,
+however, this great<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> bear's ill temper was remarkable before, judge what
+it must have been with such a sore head!</p>
+
+<p>The experience of mankind has led to the opinion, that there are few
+more disagreeable beings in creation than ill-nurtured bears,&mdash;bears
+that have been ill-licked,&mdash;those great, fierce, sullen, cross-grained
+and ill-tempered beasts, that are, unhappily, to be found in every part
+of this various world; but when all these unhandsome qualities are found
+in one individual of the species, and that one happens to have a sore
+head into the bargain, it is easy to believe the <i>at home</i> which he
+honours or dishonours with his presence can neither be very quiet nor
+particularly comfortable.</p>
+
+<p>Habit makes many things supportable which at first would seem beyond our
+powers of endurance. Mr. and Mrs. B., and, indeed, all the other B.'s,
+male and female, had got so used to the tyranny of this ill-tempered
+animal, that they put up with his moroseness almost without a growl; but
+there is a limit to sufferance, beyond which neither men nor bears can
+travel, and that boundary was at last attained with the B.'s. As what I
+am now about to relate is, however, rather an important fact in my
+biography, I must inform you how the matter occurred, and what were the
+circumstances which led to it.</p>
+
+<p>You are, perhaps, aware that bears, being of rather an indolent
+disposition, are not accustomed to hoard up a store of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span> provision for
+their wants in winter, but prefer&mdash;in their own country, at
+least&mdash;sleeping through the short dreary days and long bitter nights,
+and thus avoid the necessity of taking food for some weeks, although
+they grow very thin during their lengthened slumbers. I forget what this
+time is called in bears' language, but we give it the name of
+hybernation. Now it happened that Mrs. Bruin had taken it into her head
+to lay by this winter a nice little stock, which she very carefully
+buried at a short distance from the mouth of the cavern, when she felt
+the usual drowsiness of the season coming on, and having covered the
+spot with a heap of dead leaves that she might know it again when she
+woke up, she crawled into bed, and turning her back to her old partner,
+who was already in a comfortable state of forgetfulness, went fast
+asleep.</p>
+
+<p>The whole family rather overslept themselves, for the sun was quite
+brilliant when they awoke, and it was very evident that they had been
+dozing away for some months. The ill-tempered bear was the first on his
+legs, and kicking his two nearest brothers as he got up, just to hint to
+them that he was awake again, he opened his mouth to its whole
+extent&mdash;and a very great extent it was, too&mdash;and stretching his limbs
+one after another, and giving himself a hearty shake instead of washing,
+shaving, and combing, he scuffled to the entrance of the cavern and
+sniffed at the fresh air. He sniffed and sniffed, and the more he
+sniffed, the more certainly did his nose whis<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>per that there was
+something else besides fresh air which he was inhaling. The smell of the
+fresh air, too, or the <i>something else</i>, caused him a tremendous
+appetite, which was every moment becoming greater; and then it entered
+his bearish brain that where there was a smell there must be something
+to occasion it. Whereupon, following that great nose of his&mdash;and he
+could not have had a better guide&mdash;he scuffled out of the cavern and
+down the path, till he reached a little mound of earth and leaves,
+where, the odour being strongest, he squatted down. With his great paws
+he soon demolished the entrance to his mamma's larder, and lost no time
+in pulling out some of the dainties it contained, which, without more
+ado, he set about devouring. Meanwhile his brothers, who had been
+aroused by the affectionate conduct of the eldest, were by this time
+also wide awake, and had quite as good appetites as Bruin himself; and
+though on ordinary occasions they stood in great awe of that most
+ill-tempered brute, it must be admitted that this was an
+<i>extra</i>-ordinary occasion, and they acted accordingly. Just fancy being
+months without anything to eat, and having appetites fierce enough to
+devour one another!</p>
+
+<p>So they rushed to the spot where Bruin was making so excellent a meal,
+and without any other apology than a short grunt or two, they seized
+upon some of the hidden treasures, and with little ceremony crammed them
+into their hungry<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> jaws. Bruin was thunderstruck! Never before had they
+ever presumed to dip their paws into his dish, and now they were
+actually before his face, converting the most delicate morsels to their
+own use, and, as it were, taking the food out of his very mouth! After
+an internal struggle of a few seconds, during which it seemed doubtful
+whether his emotions or his greediness in filling his jaws so full would
+choke him, he uttered a savage growl, and, with one stroke of his huge
+paw, felled his younger brother to the ground. Then turning to the
+second, he flew at him like a fury, and seemed resolved to make him
+share a similar fate; but the other, who was not wanting in courage, and
+who was strengthened by the idea that there was something still in the
+larder worth fighting for, and which he would certainly lose if he ran
+away, warded off his blows, and, by careful management, now dodging, now
+striking, kept his brother at bay, and avoided coming to such close
+quarters as to subject himself to Bruin's hug: for he knew, if he once
+felt that embrace, there was not much chance of his having any appetite
+left with which to complete his half-finished breakfast.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 479px;">
+<img src="images/ill-01.jpg" width="479" height="600" alt="BEARS AND BROTHERS." title="" />
+<span class="caption">BEARS AND BROTHERS.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>The noise of the combat had now, however, roused the family. Mrs. B. was
+the first to make her appearance, and she was soon followed by the rest.
+Explanations ensued, although the facts of the case were sufficiently
+clear, and Bruin's character was well known. Old Ursus Major drew<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+himself up, and, for once in his life, assumed a dignified demeanour.
+The ill-tempered bear stood abashed before his parents, although he
+moved his head to and fro in an obstinate manner, as though rejecting
+all interference.</p>
+
+<p>It is a pity I cannot relate to you what was said upon this occasion,
+for Old Bruin is reported to have made a very eloquent discourse on the
+horrible effects of ill-temper and greediness; and good advice is worth
+having, whether uttered by a bear or any other animal. Suffice it, that
+after lecturing his son on the enormity of his offences,&mdash;which probably
+he was himself partly the cause of, through not punishing many of his
+previous errors,&mdash;he bid him quit for ever his paternal roof, and seek
+his fortune elsewhere; cautioning him at the same time, that if he ever
+expected to get through the world with credit to his name, and even
+comfort to his person, he must be honest, good-tempered, and forbearing.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin took this advice in most ungracious part; and without exchanging a
+word with any of the family, although it was evident his poor old mother
+longed to hug him in her arms, he growled out some unintelligible words,
+and set forth upon his travels.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="UPON_HIS_TRAVELS" id="UPON_HIS_TRAVELS"></a>UPON HIS TRAVELS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>There is no denying that when Bruin had got clear of the old familiar
+path, and lost sight of the dwelling where he had hitherto spent his
+days, he felt most particularly uncomfortable; and if he had had the
+power of recalling the past, he would, in his present state of feeling,
+no doubt have done so. For the first time in his life, the sense of his
+ill-temper struck him in all its ugliness; and as he sat down on a huge
+tree which was lying across his road, he looked such a picture of
+disconsolateness, that it was evident he would have felt great relief if
+he could have shed some tears. Alas, how much does Bruin's condition
+remind us of little scenes among ourselves! We give way to our bad
+tempers and our selfishness; we make ourselves disagreeable, and our
+friends unhappy; we quarrel, if we do not actually fight; and when we
+meet the reward of our waywardness, and find ourselves abandoned by
+those who would have loved us had we acted differently, we then moan<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+over our fate, and bitterly regret what we might have avoided. Alas,
+poor human nature! alas, poor bear!</p>
+
+<p>I am truly sorry to observe that no act of repentance followed Bruin's
+sense of desolation. His first feeling of sorrow over, he felt indignant
+that he should have been so treated; but, more than that, as he was
+still hungry, he felt regret at being denied a closer search into his
+old mother's larder.</p>
+
+<p>Whilst engaged in his various reflections he happened to cast his eyes
+up to a neighbouring hollow tree, where, at some height from the ground,
+a number of bees were flying in and out a great hole, with all the
+bustle and buzzing usual to those busy people. Now, it is well known
+that bears are mightily fond of honey, and will run great risks in order
+to obtain this dainty, and Bruin was very far from being an exception to
+his tribe. He was too ignorant to reflect that it was a great deal too
+early in the season to hope for any store, but, consulting only his own
+inclinations, he lost no time in climbing up the tree; and when he had
+reached the spot where the now angry bees were hurrying to and fro more
+vigorously than ever, he thrust his great paw into a hole with the hope
+of drawing forth a famous booty. But the indignant insects now came out
+in a swarm, and attacked him with the utmost fury; three of them settled
+on his nose, and pricked him most unmercifully; a dozen or two planted
+themselves on a great<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span> patch behind, where his trousers were worn thin;
+and a whole troop fastened on to the sore place in his head&mdash;for it was
+not quite healed up&mdash;and so stung him, that, roaring with pain and rage,
+he threw himself, rather than descended, from the tree, and went flying
+through the wood to get rid of his determined little enemies: they stuck
+fast, however, to their points of attack, nor did Bruin get clear of his
+tormentors till he dashed himself into a pool of water and buried his
+head for a moment or two under the surface.</p>
+
+<p>It was with some degree of trepidation that he raised his nose above
+water and peeped about him; the bees were all gone, so he crawled out of
+the mud, and after an angry shake or two, for his coat was quite wet, he
+resumed his journey.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin now travelled on till noon; and what with hunger and his long
+walk, you may believe his temper was not improved. A rustling noise on
+the left, accompanied every now and then with a short, contented kind of
+grunt, attracted his attention, and looking through some brambles, he
+descried in an open space a very large boar, with two most formidable
+tusks protruding from his jaws, busily engaged in rooting up the ground,
+from which he had extracted a curious variety of roots and other
+edibles, the sight of which made Bruin's mouth water. For the first time
+in his life he felt the necessity of civility; for though he had never
+made any personal<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> acquaintance with the tribe to which the animal
+before him belonged, there were many tales current in his family of
+their ferocity when provoked; and the few reasoning powers he possessed
+were sufficient to assure him, that not even his rough paws or burly
+strength would secure him from those glistening tusks if directed
+angrily against him. So Bruin resolved to try and be civil; and with
+this determination walked into the stranger's domain, and accosted him
+in as polite a way as his rude nature would permit him to assume.</p>
+
+<p>The animal, who was known in his neighbourhood as Wylde Boare, Esquire,
+on account of the extent of his property, received Bruin's advances with
+great caution, for he was naturally of a suspicious temper, his bright
+reddish eyes twinkling in a very unpleasant manner; perceiving, however,
+that his unexpected visitor was but a mere youngster, and that he looked
+very hungry and tired, he grunted out a surly sort of welcome, and,
+jerking his snout in the direction of the heap of provisions, bade him
+squat down and make a meal. Bruin did not wait for a second invitation,
+but, stretching out his huge legs, picked up the fresh vegetables, which
+he thrust into his capacious jaws with every appearance of relish.</p>
+
+<p>When his repast came to an end&mdash;and this did not happen till there was
+an end of the food&mdash;he wiped his mouth with the back of his arm, and
+looked at the boar; and the boar, who had said nothing during the
+disappearance of the fruits of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> his morning's work, but had contented
+himself with uttering a grunt or two, looked at Bruin. At length he
+observed,&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Hurgh, you have a famous appetite!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," answered the bear, "and so would you, if you had not eaten
+anything for the last few weeks!"</p>
+
+<p>After a pause:&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Hurgh, hurgh!" said Mr. Boare, in a guttural voice; "I never tried; but
+a big fellow like you ought to be able to get through a deal of work."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps so," observed the surly bear; "but I don't intend to make the
+experiment."</p>
+
+<p>After another pause:&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Hurgh, an idle fellow, I'm afraid!" said Mr. Boare, half aside; "and
+not quite so civil as before his breakfast." Then he exclaimed aloud,
+"I suppose you will make no objection to help me dig up some more food,
+seeing that you have made away with my dinner, hurgh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Who do you take me for?" said the ungrateful beast, springing to his
+legs, and eyeing his entertainer with one of his furious looks.</p>
+
+<p>"Who do I take you for, hurgh, you graceless cub?" exclaimed Mr. Boare,
+in a rage, for he was rather hasty in his manner, and his red eyes
+twinkled, and his back began to get up in a way which showed his
+agitation; "who do I take you for? Why, I did take you for one who would
+be at least<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> thankful for food given you when almost starving: but I now
+perceive you are only an ugly lump of a bear. Out of my sight this
+instant, or, from want of my own dinner, which you have devoured, I
+shall, perchance, make a meal of you!&mdash;hurgh, hurgh!"</p>
+
+<p>As he said these words the bristles on his back started up so furiously,
+and his tusks glistened so horridly in a little ray of sunlight, which
+was peeping in to see what was the matter, that Master Bruin felt
+thoroughly frightened, and made a precipitate retreat, turning round at
+every few steps to observe whether he were followed, and if it would be
+necessary to take refuge in one of the trees; but Wylde Boare, Esq. only
+grunted out his favourite expression, which, in this case, was mixed
+with a great deal of contempt, and recommenced digging for his dinner as
+if nothing had occurred to disturb his usual contented state of mind.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin now travelled on till he reached a stream, which came bounding
+through this part of the wood at a very rapid pace, and making a
+terrible fuss because sundry large stones in the middle of its course
+rather impeded its progress. The noise it made, and the anger it showed,
+seemed to please our sulky bear mightily, so he sat down on the bank
+with his toes in the water to enjoy the spectacle. The scene was a very
+striking one, and was fitted to charm the most indifferent eye; and
+Bruin, bear as he was, could not help being attracted by<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> it. Whatever
+his meditations, however, it was not destined that he should pursue them
+long without interruption; for his quick ear soon detected the sharp,
+quick bark of several dogs&mdash;a sound that was carried along by a breeze
+which swept by him at intervals. He raised his head with his huge nose
+in the air to sniff out any possible danger, and did not seem at all
+pleased with the result of his observations; for he drew first one foot
+and then the other out of the water, and raised himself to his full
+height. As he did so, a more than usual commotion in the stream drew his
+attention, when he perceived the round head of a large otter appear
+above the surface, whilst two bright eyes gave a hasty look all round.
+On observing Bruin, the head immediately disappeared, and at the same
+moment a whole pack of terriers, in hot haste, came sweeping round a
+bank hard by, but stopped short on finding themselves in presence of
+such a formidable creature.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin perceived that he had made an impression, and his usual insolence
+returned; for he had at first been startled, and he attributed the pause
+of the terriers to fear, when, in fact, it was only the result of
+surprise. If he had been a little better physiognomist, he would have
+observed a certain air of determination about the little fellows, which
+sufficiently showed that it was prudence or a sense of duty which stayed
+them, and not a lack of courage: they had been sent out to procure an
+otter, and they were now deliberating among themselves<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> whether it
+would be wise to spend their time in quarrelling with a bear.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 472px;">
+<img src="images/ill-02.jpg" width="472" height="600" alt="A CLOSE EMBRACE." title="" />
+<span class="caption">A CLOSE EMBRACE.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>After a short consultation, one who appeared to have the guidance of the
+pack uttered a decided little bark, and turning a little aside,
+endeavoured to pass between Bruin and the stream, but sufficiently near
+to show that he was not afraid to come into contact with him, followed
+by his companions. This evidently contemptuous mode of treating him,
+aroused all our ill-tempered hero's bad humour; so, without considering
+the consequences of the action, he raised his big paw and knocked the
+leader down. The sturdy little fellows wanted no further provocation; as
+if influenced by a single will, they turned upon him, and attacked him
+in front, flank, and rear, with an impetuosity which was at first
+irresistible, because unexpected. Finding that those behind him were his
+greatest and most successful tormentors, he very prudently sat himself
+down, crushing one or two of them in his descent; then springing to his
+legs, and as he did so catching several more in his arms, he hugged them
+till they had no more breath in their bodies, when he dropped them, and
+took up a fresh supply. One of the pack, however, more alert than his
+fellows, sprang up and seized him by the nose, making his teeth meet in
+that prominent feature, and caused Bruin such intense pain, that,
+forgetting all his strategy, he tried to beat down his determined little
+foe with his paws, and ran off howling in a most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span> terrific manner,
+pursued by the remainder of the pack, who bit at his hind legs, tore his
+already ragged coat till it hung in ribbons; and when Bruin, who, having
+at length got rid of the bold little fellow that had fastened to his
+nose, climbed up a tree, they stood yelping at the foot of it, till
+evening had completely set in, when they slowly retired.</p>
+
+<p>And what were our ill-natured hero's thoughts, as he sat upon an
+elevated branch, and gently rubbed his wounded snout? Why, unfortunately
+for his own happiness, he laid the blame of his mishap on any one or any
+thing, rather than the right being or circumstance. It was the otter's
+fault, or the dogs' fault&mdash;those dogs were always so quarrelsome; or it
+was his father's fault in driving him away from home: in fact, every one
+was in error rather than himself and his own disagreeable disposition.
+And here we may observe, that they are such characters as Bruin who
+bring disrepute on a whole tribe; for we are too apt to form our
+opinions of a nation by the few individuals we may happen to fall in
+with, although, probably, no conclusions can be falser. Let us,
+therefore, be careful ere we form our judgments, and let us not believe
+that all Bruin's kindred and compatriots were sulky and ill-tempered
+because he himself was such a disagreeable lump of a bear.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="TOWN_LIFE" id="TOWN_LIFE"></a>TOWN LIFE.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Bruin woke up next morning with so uncomfortable a feeling of soreness
+from the rough treatment he had received, that it was with some
+difficulty he was enabled to move his heavy limbs; and he found sitting
+so unpleasant a posture, that he lay stretched across two or three
+branches for several hours, and in a very ill-humour, indeed, watched
+the activity displayed beneath and around him. Now a stealthy fox, upon
+some foraging expedition, would come creeping along, his foot-fall
+scarcely heard on the withered leaves and dead branches; now a timid
+mouse would leap nimbly by, and, at the least signal of danger, would
+disappear as if by enchantment; then a frolicsome squirrel, vaulting as
+fearlessly from bough to bough as if he were not fifty feet from the
+ground, would arouse him for a minute from his sulky mood, and light up
+his fierce eye with an expression of interest which it was very clear
+had no higher source than a hope that the little tumbler might fall down
+and break his neck, for daring to be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span> in such a good humour. But the
+birds, above all, excited his anger; for seeing them flying about gaily
+in the sun, which tinged the tops of the trees so gloriously, Bruin
+actually growled with indignation&mdash;a sound which nearly caused that
+accident to Master Squirrel that our ungracious hero had desired for
+him, so terribly was he frightened.</p>
+
+<p>A few days thus spent sufficiently recovered him to render him capable
+of moving, when he descended from his temporary hospital, and, with the
+aid of a thick staff, which he had provided himself for the purpose, set
+off once more, supplying his wants in the way of food with such edibles
+as fell in his way, a bear not being remarkably particular concerning
+its quality or kind. One only thought now possessed him,&mdash;that of
+quitting the wooded ground where his life had hitherto been passed, and
+reaching one of those spots where, as he had heard his parents relate,
+animals of various kinds congregate together, and live in habitations
+raised by their own ingenuity; in fact, a city.</p>
+
+<p>"At least," he thought, "if what I have heard of such places be true,
+and that merit of every kind is certain there to meet its reward, and be
+properly appreciated, I shall stand a better chance than my neighbours."
+With this reflection, he shuffled on a little quicker; and the reader,
+who has been thus allowed a private view of his motives, will observe
+that modesty was not among Bruin's list of virtues.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>After a day's march, with sundry restings by the way&mdash;for he was not in
+good travelling order&mdash;he reached the outskirts of the wood; and when he
+got beyond it, he stood still to mark the prospect, which was, in sooth,
+a very charming one, and the more striking to him as being so entirely
+novel. As he stood on a rising ground, the scene lay beneath; and the
+sun, which was nearing the horizon, darted his level beams through a
+gentle mist that was beginning to rise from the valley, and made a
+wondrous golden haze, shedding beauty over every object within its
+influence. A silvery brook ran from some distant hills, and, after
+numerous windings, spread into a broad pond; then narrowing again, with
+an abrupt fall or two, which made its pace the faster, it ran
+noiselessly through some green meadows, where cattle and horses were
+grazing, then made a bend into the wood, where it was lost to view.
+Bruin's quick eye scarcely, however, watched its course, for his whole
+attention was rivetted on what to him was of more interest,&mdash;the city to
+which his weary steps were directed. It stood upon the margin of the
+rivulet, just before its waters expanded into the little lake, and
+seemed to occupy a considerable extent of ground. It was neither
+handsomely nor regularly built, yet it had an imposing effect as a
+whole, and in Bruin's eyes seemed to need nothing in the way of
+architecture. Its inhabitants, I may observe in passing, were
+principally descendants of canine tribes, with a few<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> pussies, who, for
+some worldly advantage, had overcome their prejudices to such society;
+and a flock or two of birds: as the latter, however, were of a volatile
+disposition, and were constantly on the move, they resided principally
+in the higher portions of the city, so that they might come and go
+without interfering with the steadier habits of the animal population.
+Several horses and black cattle resided in the environs, but, with the
+exception of a donkey or two, rarely entered the town, for they found
+few inducements in the noisy streets to compensate them for the charm
+and tranquillity of a rural life.</p>
+
+<p>After contemplating the scene for some time, Bruin slowly descended the
+hill, his confidence in his own powers somewhat weakened now he was in
+sight of the spot where they were to be called into action; one reason
+for this slight depression of his spirits arising, probably, from his
+ignorance of the dwellers in the great city, for the intelligence just
+communicated to the reader was at that time totally unknown to him. The
+strange appearance, also, of every creature he now met, contributed to
+abash him; for every one who had any pretensions to respectability wore
+over the coats with which nature had provided them, clothes of a cut
+that looked wonderful in the eyes of the untutored Bruin. His own aspect
+was, meanwhile, not less odd in the opinion of the more civilised
+animals. His untrimmed hair and beard, his ragged coat, his queer gait,
+and the unrestrained gape of wonder with which he stared around<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> him,
+were sufficient to excite the attention of the most indifferent, and it
+was with a tolerably large train at his heels that he reached the
+entrance to the principal street. Here crowds of well-dressed dogs, both
+male and female (the latter always well-attended), were walking about or
+idling the time away; town-bred puppies, with insolent stare, were
+lounging at every turn, their delicate paws proving how little they were
+used to labour. On one side Bruin observed a gracefully-proportioned
+white cat, veiled, gliding demurely along, whilst a strong tabby, her
+nurse, purred behind, with three little kittens in her arms, mewing to
+their hearts' content; and on the other several huge mastiffs, stalking
+gravely in a row, like policemen in our London streets going to their
+beats, the animals to which they have been compared being bound on a
+similar errand.</p>
+
+<p>These various sights proved to Bruin that there must be a different
+agency at work to that which existed in his native forest. He was wise
+enough to perceive that mere animal force was not likely to succeed
+here, or hold the same position as it did in the land where he was born
+and had spent his earlier years. The appearances of wealth on one hand,
+the evidences of a soldier-like discipline and order on the other,
+convinced him that this was no place to vent his ill-humour by an
+exhibition of brute strength, for that it was sure to meet more than its
+match; whilst the uncertainty of the punishment which would attend such
+outbreak, provided it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> were indulged in, made him resolve, at least, to
+put a curb upon his public conduct. This was the first great step in
+Bruin's education; a step, alas! merely taught him by his fears. Had it
+sprung from higher sources, there would have been a chance of its doing
+permanent good; but what solid benefit can be reckoned on or attained
+which arises from such a motive?</p>
+
+<p>The attention that the rough stranger from a distant country met with
+from the civilised population of Caneville (for that, or something like
+it, was the name of the city), was beginning to be rather irksome to
+him. Every lady-dog, as she passed him, seemed anxious to allow him
+plenty of room; the three kittens in arms, at sight of him set up a
+chorus of cries, which their nurse tried in vain to appease; a mastiff,
+who was on guard on the opposite side of the way, seemed very much
+inclined to interfere for the preservation of public peace; whilst a
+couple of puppies, touched off in the extreme of the then prevailing
+fashion at Caneville, turned up their noses and their tails in a way
+which seemed to render it perfectly marvellous how they kept upon their
+legs. All this was sufficiently irritating, even to the most
+good-natured of beings, and Bruin found it especially hard to bear; he
+was assisted, however, in his prudential resolution to abstain from any
+outward exhibition of wrath by a sound which was as new to his ear as it
+was exciting to his feelings. It came from the upper end of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span> the street,
+where a crowd had assembled; and as every one in his neighbourhood
+seemed to think the amusement it promised would be of a more interesting
+kind than baiting a bear, and had hastened in the direction whence it
+proceeded, Bruin thought he could not do better than follow their
+example.</p>
+
+<p>On reaching the spot, his great height enabled him to get a view of what
+was going on; and as he pressed forward, the animals with which he came
+in contact gladly made way at his approach, so that in a few seconds he
+stood in the front row of a large circle, the centre of which was
+occupied by a fat, overgrown pig, with an astonishingly long snout, and
+a couple of rings through it by way of ornament; two equally long ears,
+that had evidently been submitted to some curious operation, for they
+were slit in various places, and hung down from his head like uncombed
+locks of hair; and a pair of very sharp little eyes, which seemed to
+have the unpleasant power of piercing right through you, if in their
+incessant wanderings they chanced to catch a look from your own. It was
+very evident that this animal, who was quite a <i>savant</i>, or, as we
+should say, a learned pig, enjoyed a high reputation in the community of
+Caneville, where he had been settled some time; and whenever, as now, he
+chose to make an outdoor exhibition of himself and his powers, he was
+certain of a very full audience.</p>
+
+<p>Behind him stood a punchy little bull-dog, with an inflamed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+countenance, evidently caused by too close application to a mouth-organ,
+arranged in such a way as to be at a convenient distance from his
+capacious muzzle; and before him was a drum, an article on which Bruin
+looked with a curious and most ludicrous expression of physiognomy. As
+he was now in the foremost van, he gradually edged near and nearer to
+the object of his attraction, whilst the learned beast was making
+preparations for a grand display; and just as Bruin had reached the
+place where the drummer had taken his stand, Herr Schwein (so was he
+called) gave orders for a flourish of music by way of opening the
+performance. But how describe the effect which the sound produced on our
+bear? At the first stroke of the stick on the drum, he leaped from the
+ground as if he had been shot; then giving utterance to a prolonged
+howl, he began dancing about in a way which would have been irresistibly
+funny, if the audience had not been too frightened to stop and witness
+it. As it happened, a general panic seized the multitude, and off went
+good part of the population of Caneville, howling, screaming, and
+yelping to their various homes, where they, of course, each gave a
+different version of the story. The learned pig alone, and his faithful
+Tom, who would not run away for any body, were the only creatures who
+stood their ground; the former, because he had travelled much and was
+acquainted with the peculiarities of bears; and the latter, partly for
+the reason just<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> given, and in part because he was so fixed to the drum
+that to go away without it was impossible; and to go away with it,
+without previous packing, would have been equally difficult, so he stood
+his ground and watched the proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>On the ceasing of the music and dispersing of the crowd our hero also
+stood still, as much surprised as any of the former spectators at the
+effect he had produced; and then feeling still more sensibly the effects
+of his fatigues, he sat down panting and exhausted. The pig, who had
+been quietly watching him, and had evidently been revolving some
+interesting thoughts in his contemplative brain, shortly after rose, and
+gathering up the things which were to have figured in his evening's
+performance, and assisting to pack the drum comfortably on Tom's back,
+beckoned to the bear, and waddled gently off in an opposite direction of
+the city to that where Bruin had entered. Our interesting brute
+hesitated a moment; but being nudged by Tom, who uttered at the same
+time a word or two of encouragement, which, to render intelligible, may
+be translated by "Come along, stupid!" he mechanically followed this
+fast young dog, and they all reached the pig's habitation just as
+evening was falling.</p>
+
+<p>After the bear had been regaled with a most hearty supper&mdash;for pigs, it
+may be remarked by the way, are famous caterers&mdash;his learned host
+unfolded to him his plans. He explained the nature of his own
+avocations; how that he had supported himself, and saved a nice little
+store besides, through telling<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> the fortunes and relating the age of the
+lady-dogs and doglets of Caneville; and how he performed sundry
+conjuring tricks, which, though easy enough when found out, had earned
+for him an astonishing reputation among the simple animals of the city,
+who never <i>had</i> penetrated the secret. He explained, besides, that there
+were many more he could perform if his figure were more slim and his
+movements as active as they had been some years ago, before time, by
+increasing his rotundity, had lessened the ease of his motions; but that
+if Bruin would undertake to learn them, his fortune was as good as made:
+for he, Herr Schwein, would not only teach him all he knew, but would
+reward him with half the profits derived from his performance, when he
+should have mastered his studies. This proposal so jumped with Bruin's
+humour, that he consented without further solicitation, and it was
+agreed that his engagement should commence from the following day.</p>
+
+<p>With the morning's sun did our hero's lessons begin; and as Nature had
+not added stupidity to his various weaknesses, he made really rapid
+progress. But poor Piggy found it dreadfully hard work, and more than
+once repented his bargain; for though reflection and circumstances had
+made him a philosopher, and travelling had taught him experience, it
+required all his philosophy and his utmost skill to support the weight
+of Bruin's unhandsome temper and prevent an utter breach between them.
+Pride, however, and a natural wish to reap the harvest which he had sown
+at the cost of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> so much pains and labour, induced him to persevere, and
+the day at length arrived when Bruin was to make his next appearance in
+public. Since the first evening of his arrival he had kept strictly
+within his employer's grounds, and had familiarised his mind with the
+mouth-organ and the drum. But now the sun had risen that was to shine on
+him again abroad; he felt considerably elated; the idea of sporting a
+handsome pair of silk drawers, and a medal with a ribbon round his neck,
+and a silver anklet, contributing not a little to produce the feeling.</p>
+
+<p>The pig, who knew the value of notoriety in such cases, had, from early
+morning, kept Tom parading the streets with a large placard over his
+shoulders, announcing</p>
+
+<p class="center">
+THE ARRIVAL<br />
+<span class="smcap">of a</span><br />
+DISTINGUISHED FOREIGNER!<br />
+ENGAGED BY HERR SCHWEIN AT A RUINOUS EXPENSE!!<br />
+FOR A LIMITED NUMBER OF REPRESENTATIONS,<br />
+<span class="smcap">to perform</span><br />
+HIS EXTRAORDINARY AND INTENSELY INTERESTING FEATS<br />
+<span class="smcap">before the</span><br />
+HIGHLY-DISCRIMINATING PUBLIC<br />
+OF CANEVILLE!!!<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>The highly-discriminating being thus prepared, assembled in the great
+square, the place chosen for the exhibition, long<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> before the appointed
+hour. The ladies were arranged in the foremost rank, with a politeness
+that was perfectly edifying, whilst knots of fashionable dogs and cats
+got as near as possible to the reigning favourites; curs of inferior
+degree occupied the outermost ranks, and a bird or two got gallery
+places above the heads of the animal spectators. It was when expectation
+was raised to that pitch which usually finds vent in the most discordant
+cries, that Bruin, carrying a bag, followed by Tom with the drum, made
+his appearance,&mdash;a sight which caused universal approbation. Some
+praised his evident strength, others admired his dress, and some again
+criticised his figure; but when he drew out from his bag a quantity of
+singular objects, and Tom struck up an extraordinary extempore air with
+variations on the pipes, accompanied by sundry vicious blows on the
+drum, public curiosity was strained to the utmost.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 449px;">
+<img src="images/ill-03.jpg" width="449" height="600" alt="MAKING AN IMPRESSION." title="" />
+<span class="caption">MAKING AN IMPRESSION.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>When the music ceased, Bruin imperatively waved the spectators back, and
+the performance began. He handled a pair of knives in a way which made
+the beholders tremble; for those implements were swallowed and appeared
+again at the tips of his paws or the end of his nose, without doing him
+any injury, and they were forced into his arms and drawn furiously
+across his throat without causing the slightest wound; and then they
+were tucked into his waistband, and after sundry contortions and leaps,
+and affected attitudes, they were pulled from out his capacious jaws,
+where they had stuck fast, to the wonder and delight of the spectators.
+Then he took up three balls of polished brass, which seemed too heavy
+for any fashionable puppy present to lift, and commenced a wonderful
+series of exploits with them. Now they leaped a great height into the
+air, one after another, with a rapidity which made the crowd's eyes
+water; then they ran over his shoulders, and down his back, and between
+his legs, and over his shoulders again in a continuous stream; and then
+they went bumping over every projecting part of his body, leaping here,
+jumping there, now on the top of his head, now on the tip of his nose,
+and never falling to the ground, and always going this game with such
+wondrous swiftness, as though there were thirty balls instead of three.
+But the feat which pleased them most, and which may be called the
+crowning effort of the display, was when Bruin balanced a short stick on
+his forehead with a pewter plate on the top of it, which, by some
+mysterious agency, was made to spin round and round, and dazzle the
+optics of the crowd as it glittered in the sun. At this marvellous sight
+there was a burst of admiration! Tom blew at his pipes and hammered at
+his drum with the utmost energy. Two well-dressed young dogs, who had
+been paying particular attention to a tall young lady with a long
+sentimental nose, over which a veil dropped gracefully (she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> was
+evidently one of the aristocratic greyhound family), gaped with wonder
+as they stared at the whirling pewter; the young lady herself looked on
+with a gaze where surprise and admiration were singularly mingled; and
+the curs, who are less accustomed to restrain their feelings, gave vent
+to them in vigorous howls. The success was, indeed, complete; and when
+Tom went round with the plate, a rich harvest amply repaid the pains
+which had been bestowed on the rehearsals.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="PROSPERITY" id="PROSPERITY"></a>PROSPERITY.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Herr Schwein, that very learned pig, who had stationed himself in an
+unobserved corner of the throng, in order that he might witness the
+behaviour of his pupil, was delighted, though not astonished, at his
+success, and gave vent to his feelings in as marked a manner as a
+philosopher and an animal of his peculiar temperament could be expected
+to betray. He even went so far as to beg Bruin to embrace him&mdash;an
+experiment he was not likely to desire repeated, for that malicious
+beast gave him so severe a squeeze, as to cause him an indigestion for
+several days after. Piggy's calculations, and the joy which he built on
+them, would not have been of so solid a kind, if he had known a little
+more of Bruin's disposition; but, though an animal of experience and
+knowledge of the world, he was in this case too blinded by his pride to
+form his usually correct judgment. He only considered what the bear owed
+to him in the way of gratitude for clothing, feeding, and civilising; he
+grunted with satisfaction as he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span> revolved in his thoughts the goodly
+treasure which Bruin might be the means of his acquiring; for,
+philosopher and animal of the world as he was, he had not been able to
+divest himself of two grand vices,&mdash;gluttony and avarice. The former
+belonged to his tribe, the latter to himself; and though at first sight
+they would seem in contradiction with each other, he managed somehow to
+permit, in his own proper person, that both should have equal sway; and
+the older he grew, the larger and firmer-rooted did these two passions
+become. He was getting also so unwieldy, that indolence was, to a
+certain extent, forced upon him; and this was another powerful
+consideration which induced him to look on the accession of Bruin as a
+real benefit.</p>
+
+<p>Unhappy, however, the lot of that animal who should repose any degree of
+confidence in good to be derived from such a temper and disposition! As
+day by day developed some new feature which helped to betray a character
+singularly unamiable and unattractive, so day by day did Herr Schwein's
+habitation resound with growls and grunts of anger, where formerly
+reigned the completest calm. Bruin's performances also lacking novelty,
+began to pall upon the public taste; and though Tom trudged about with
+his placards more vigorously than ever, and wore the soles of his poor
+paws thin with the exercise, the novelty was dying out, and the
+fashionable puppies began to be witty in their whispered remarks upon
+the person<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> of the bearer. The bear had got a great deal too lazy to
+learn any fresh exploits; and the pig, indeed, was almost too much out
+of spirits to teach them. Besides this, Bruin had acquired habits of
+rather an expensive kind, to indulge which required a good deal of
+money; and, as Herr Schwein suspected that his due half of the now
+diminished receipts was withheld from him, quarrels not unnaturally
+ensued.</p>
+
+<p>These various annoyances produced a great change in poor Piggy, who,
+perhaps, felt more deeply the overthrow of his pet projects, than the
+actual loss his bargain had entailed on him; though the loss itself was
+not trifling, for Bruin's enormous appetite, which he indulged to a
+frightful extent, went considerably beyond the income that his
+diminished exertions produced, and there was a chance, as matters stood,
+that this resource would soon fail altogether. It is not surprising,
+then, if the Herr should contemplate breaking off his engagement, and
+terminating at once the difficulties which seemed to threaten him, by
+turning the great bear adrift upon the world. But a stronger power than
+a pig's was about to settle the question, a power to which all animals
+are equally amenable: and thus was it brought into action.</p>
+
+<p>It was evening; Bruin and Tom, the former in excessively ill-humour, the
+latter much as usual, though sulky, returned home, where the Herr
+awaited them with impatience. It did<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span> not require a very great amount of
+sagacity to learn that they had been unsuccessful, for disappointment
+was plainly visible on the features of both. From Bruin nothing could be
+obtained in the way of information, for he had thrown himself on the
+ground, and stuffed his wide jaws with some delicacies Piggy had
+reserved for his own supper, so it was to Tom his master's eyes were
+directed for an explanation. Now that valuable servant's <i>fort</i>, never
+lay in making an eloquent discourse, or even in describing the most
+ordinary facts in a plain and intelligible manner; and in this instance,
+as his feelings interfered with the relation of facts, a tolerably large
+stock of patience, and some cleverness to boot, were needed to
+understand the account.</p>
+
+<p>This was, after cross-examination, what Herr Schwein managed to
+comprehend. They had gone to the marketplace as usual, and, to their
+delight, found it crowded, immediately jumping to the conclusion that
+the public mind of Caneville was not so utterly degraded as they had
+begun to fancy it. The innocent conjecture was soon, however, disabused;
+for on their drawing nearer they observed that faithless population
+gathered about "<span class="smcap">Another Distinguished Foreigner</span>," with a remarkably long
+beard and a fierce pair of horns, who proclaimed himself a magician from
+beyond the land where the sun rose, and rejoiced in the name of Doctor
+Capricornus, A.V.G.T., and M.U.H.S., which the great learning<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> of Herr
+Schwein interpreted by A Very Great Traveller, or Thief, and Member of
+the Universal Herbage or Humbug Society. Now, the feats displayed by
+this new candidate for public favour were of the stupidest order
+(remember, this is not the statement of a disinterested party),
+consisting merely in pointing out any pebble on the ground that any one
+of the crowd should have previously fixed on, and mounting to the top of
+a little ladder and balancing himself on the tips of his horns at the
+upper round; yet it was enough to excite the enthusiasm of the
+lookers-on: nor could all the cries of Bruin, bidding them come and see
+what true genius really was; nor all the dulcet notes of Tom, though he
+blew at his pipes till he was black in the face, and thrashed his drum
+till he beat in its crown, procure them a single spectator. Thoroughly
+disgusted, they quitted the spot and returned home, Bruin getting into a
+dispute with one of the City police by the way for comporting himself
+bearishly towards a richly-dressed and genteel-looking cat, who was
+quietly serenading his mistress, seated at a balcony.</p>
+
+<p>As Tom finished his relation, a slight squeak issued from the pig's
+throat, but from its profoundest depths, as if it came from the bottom
+of his heart. Once or twice, indeed, he turned his snout to the place
+where the bear, who had finished his employer's supper, lay at his full
+length asleep, as though he intended to arouse him; but his philosophy
+or his physical<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> weakness made him change his resolution, and, making a
+motion to Tom to lend him some assistance, he tottered off with
+difficulty to bed, where he cast himself down as if he were tired of the
+world and its struggles. At least his manner so far affected Tom that he
+could not prevail on himself to quit his master's side; but after
+watching him with interest for a full hour, and observing him in a deep
+sleep, he stretched his body upon some clean straw, instead of seeking
+his own crib, and was soon likewise in a state of forgetfulness.</p>
+
+<p>It must have been about midnight that Tom was aroused by a suppressed
+grunting; he started up, and, by the aid of the moon, beheld Herr
+Schwein lying on his back, and convulsively kicking his legs in the air.
+He ran to his head and tried to raise him up, but his weight was more
+than he could manage, so he called out in his loudest voice for the
+assistance of Bruin. That ungracious beast, however, though waked by the
+noise, felt no inclination to have his repose disturbed; so bid him hold
+his peace, and let honest folks go to sleep. Tom was a thoroughly
+faithful creature at heart, though a rough and untutored one. The want
+of feeling displayed by the bear, and his ingratitude in thus allowing
+his master to struggle without even lending him a paw, aroused all the
+indignation of his honest nature; so, flying at Master Bruin, he caught
+hold of the tip of his ear and bit it till the great beast roared with
+pain, and, effectually roused, followed his adversary about<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span> the place
+in order to punish him for his insolence. In his awkward evolutions he
+caught one of his legs in a heap of straw, and fell full sprawl over
+poor Herr Schwein. A small grunt, like a sigh with a bad cold, escaped
+the learned Pig: it was his last! for, when Bruin raised himself up, he
+found his late employer perfectly motionless; nor did all his efforts,
+such as pulling his snout, and shaking his trotters, and twisting his
+tail, succeed in producing the slightest impression. The bear was
+puzzled. He squatted down beside his old master, and, sucking his right
+paw, whilst he scratched his pate with his left, gazed long at the
+prostrate body. Meanwhile Tom drew nigh, and guessing at the truth from
+his companion's attitude and the pig's breathless quiet, raised his nose
+to the roof of the dwelling and uttered a long and dismal howl of
+sorrow. Again and again, at brief intervals, did the faithful servant
+thus deplore his master's fate, till Bruin, angered by the noise, threw
+the broken drum at the unconscious mourner, with such effect, indeed,
+that the shattered extremity alighted on his crown, and for the time
+completely buried him, his voice sounding singularly sepulchral from the
+depths of the hollow instrument. It effectually stopped the current of
+his grief by creating a flood of irritation, which only respect for the
+dead prevented his giving vent to, for he would otherwise have little
+heeded either the strength or ferocity of his antagonist.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Bruin, who had betrayed no feeling of any kind at the sight of his late
+benefactor thus converted into pork, now returned to his own bed, and
+was soon again in a comfortable snore; but the faithful Tom still sat
+beside the body of his master, and patiently watched there till
+daylight.</p>
+
+<p>The sun rose, and many neighbours, apprised of the event, made their
+appearance; some urged by curiosity to see how a dead pig looked, some
+stimulated by avarice, hoping there might be a trifle or two to pick up,
+and a few from a higher motive&mdash;the wish, namely, to show respect for
+the memory of the deceased, by assisting, if necessary, his survivors.
+Herr Schwein, however, had come amongst them alone, nor was it thought
+that he had kith or kin; for no mention of any amiable <i>frau</i>, or sow,
+no syllable of any interesting piglet, had ever issued from his learned
+jaws. He died as he had lived, among strangers; and, alas! all the
+learning he had acquired was destined to perish with him: for, with one
+exception, Herr Schwein had never committed any of his thoughts or
+experiences to writing. I have said, with <i>one</i> exception; for the
+occasion is worth noting, as it was on a matter interesting, indeed, to
+every epicure in the universe. The subject which then engaged his pen
+bore the following title:&mdash;"<i>Signs by which the most unobservant may
+detect in the soils of the world the existence of Truffles; together
+with an Essay on the most effectual mode of cultivating them.</i>" And it
+may well be conjectured, from<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span> the great learning and fitness of the
+writer to deal with such a subject, how much new light must have been
+thrown upon it. Unfortunately for the tribes of gourmands, and poor
+Piggy's fame, this valuable paper was never destined to electrify the
+world; for, cast into the street by Bruin among other articles,
+considered, alas! of no value, it was picked up by some ignorant puppy
+passing by, who, seeing it written in German character, and not
+understanding a word of it, tore up the priceless document to make
+lights for his cigars.</p>
+
+<p>Two mastiffs, who had been informed of the death, kept watch meanwhile
+without the house; and when night again came on they were joined by a
+couple of ugly curs, whose business it was to convey the body to its
+last resting-place without the city; for the dogs, with great good
+sense, had an intense dislike to bury the dead among the living. The
+mortal remains of Herr Schwein being placed upon a kind of sledge, were
+drawn slowly down to the little lake, followed by Tom, as chief and only
+mourner, for Bruin was so devoid of feeling as to refuse even this last
+tribute to the memory of one who had been his best friend; and when the
+funeral procession reached the water, the body was gently let down into
+the current, which bore it gradually away. Poor Tom sent after it a
+prolonged and melancholy howl, the last sad adieu of a simple but
+faithful heart; and then turning his steps, which were mechanically
+leading him towards his late home, in quite<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> an opposite direction, he
+set off upon a lonely pilgrimage, resolving in his own mind that many a
+scene should be traversed ere he again gazed on his native city of
+Caneville.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile Bruin, who felt not the least alarm at Tom's continued
+absence, found himself suddenly in a position of the highest prosperity.
+As no one was there to claim the property of the deceased, he took
+possession of it as his right. Every corner was ransacked, every
+hiding-place examined, and a large store of costumes, and things of
+every kind, gathered in the course of the late Herr's wanderings in
+different lands, were dragged from their obscurity.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 467px;">
+<img src="images/ill-04.jpg" width="467" height="600" alt="A VERY GREAT BEAR." title="" />
+<span class="caption">A VERY GREAT BEAR.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>His present habitation did not, however, suit his change of fortune: he
+must have a house in the most fashionable quarter of the town. When this
+was obtained, not satisfied with the simple name his fathers had
+honestly borne for so many generations, he resolved to dub himself a
+nobleman, which he could the more easily do in a place where his
+connexions were unknown, so styled himself Count von Bruin forthwith.
+The wardrobe of his late learned employer furnished him with a suit of
+astonishingly fine clothes, which fitted him to a nicety; so on every
+fine morning, dressed therein, with hat cocked upon his crown, his paws
+grasping a cane, and placed under his coat-tails, so as to show off all
+the glory of his waistcoat, frill, and splendid jewellery, he marched
+into the streets. He made so imposing a figure in his new dress, and
+assumed such an air of pomposity, that it was no wonder the uninitiated
+should have been deceived, and have taken him for a lion of the very
+first nobility; nor can we be surprised that a poor cur, almost in a
+state of nudity, should, in the most abject manner, supplicate a trifle
+from "His Lordship;" that an ignorant cat, in passing, should take off
+his cap and make a profound bow; or a kitten, just behind, cross its
+paws as though it stood in the presence of a superior. There was one,
+however, who penetrated through all his disguise; one who had watched
+him with interest when he made his <i>debut</i> in the public square and drew
+down such abundant admiration, and who, by some feeling for which she
+could not account, had followed his varying fortunes till she saw him
+thus rich, superbly dressed, and strutting down the street, as though
+Caneville were too small to hold him,&mdash;and that one was the Hon. Miss
+Greyhound.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="REVERSES" id="REVERSES"></a>REVERSES.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Solitary as were Bruin's habits by nature, he had felt, since his
+residence in a town, a change stealing gradually over him, and the
+necessity of companionship becoming every day more sensibly experienced.
+In his late position, he had had the constant companionship of Tom and
+the learned society of his master, which, indeed, he was but little
+capable of appreciating, besides the acquaintance of some inferior
+animals whom he had managed to fall in with during his idle hours;
+though that these must have been of the very lowest class, the reader,
+who is aware of the character of that great beast, will readily suppose.
+Tom was, however, now gone; poor Schwein, too, had departed; and Bruin's
+fine clothes and altered condition entirely precluded at present a
+return to his former associates. Society, he felt, he must have, and
+upon his choice now depended his future fortunes. It was whilst this
+necessity was pressing on his brain that one morning, when lolling in
+all the indolence of ignorance allied to wealth,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> he was surprised at
+the appearance of a diminutive spaniel, admitted by his porter, who,
+dressed in a rich scarlet livery, bore a letter in his belt, which he
+presented with a certain fawning grace to our hero, and hastily
+departed. This was the first epistle that worthy had ever held in his
+own paws, so it may well be judged he was but little prepared to
+investigate its contents. He turned it over and over, and then put it to
+his nose, for the scent which it emitted was pleasant to his sense of
+smell; but still this gave him no hint at its meaning. Never before had
+he felt the annoyance which a want of education inevitably causes; but
+now that it did strike him, instead of arousing his energies to cure so
+serious a defect,&mdash;a cure, too, which he could under present
+circumstances so easily accomplish,&mdash;it only moved his anger to think
+that the little scrap of paper which he held in his paw, and which he
+could without the slightest effort crush into nothingness, withheld its
+secrets from him, whilst every mincing puppy in the streets could
+command its every word. Ah, Master Bruin! Master Bruin! you are not the
+first to make the discovery that knowledge is superior to brute force.
+Angry or not, he wished to know the meaning of the note; and summoning
+to his presence one who had managed to procure the chief place in his
+household, cunning Fox as he was, he commanded that worthy to read its
+contents aloud. Fox obeyed, not at all displeased that he should be
+selected for this duty, as he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> foresaw, from the so-called Count's
+ignorance, that he would be able at a future period to turn his intimate
+knowledge of his master's secrets to good account. He, therefore, read
+as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot"><p>"You may believe I must be actuated by a strong feeling in your
+favour, when I thus forget what is due to my sex and rank, and
+overcome all the prejudices which canine society builds up as a
+barrier to intercourse with foreigners. I confess it; the feeling
+<i>is</i> a strong one: but I rely on your honour to save me from the
+ill effects my imprudence might otherwise lay me open to. If you
+are willing to know farther, and are the animal I take you for, you
+will be in waiting tomorrow evening after sunset, at the extremity
+of the mews in the cats' quarter of the city." </p></div>
+
+<p>This missive, written in bold but feminine characters, was without a
+signature; and when Fox had retired, with a cunning leer upon his sharp
+features, and Bruin was left alone to meditate upon the singularity of
+the adventure, that great beast lost himself in conjectures as to the
+writer, and figured to his imagination a creature very different, no
+doubt, to the being actually in question. His impatience, however, to
+get over the interval of time which must elapse ere his curiosity could
+be gratified, was sensibly felt by every inmate of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span> mansion. Nothing
+seemed to go right; the soup was tasteless, the viands were overdone,
+and the vegetables raw. Never was there so fastidious a bear; the cook
+more than once contemplated some rash act; the poor little turnspits
+crept into corners with their tails between their legs, fully expecting
+to be sacrificed in some moment of wrath; whilst the various
+house-servants, pussies of doubtful reputation, seemed to creep about
+the place as though they were every moment in dread of being accused of
+purloining certain savoury made-dishes, reserved especially for cook's
+private friends. Fox, too, the steward and factotum of the
+establishment, appeared not to possess his usual sleek and quiet ease,
+but, as the evening drew near, got restless and fidgetty, though he
+tried to be calm, and even more jocose than usual. He had been absent
+half the morning, no one knew for what purpose; not that he ever
+condescended to divulge the causes of his movements, but there was a
+slyer look in his eyes, and a sharper appearance about his clever,
+pointed nose, than ordinarily animated those features.</p>
+
+<p>The hour drew nigh. The sun was going down when the Count von Bruin,
+most superbly dressed, sallied forth from his dwelling. His demeanour
+was observed and criticised by every domestic in his household, who,
+crowding to the windows, watched that great bear go forth,&mdash;as he
+fancied, to conquer. Fox allowed him to turn the corner; then,
+en<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>veloped in a cloak which completely hid his figure, he let himself
+out and glided after his master.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin, meanwhile, strutted on till he reached the quarter of the city
+inhabited by the descendants of the feline race; and as he had never
+before been in that part of the town, he was at first utterly confounded
+by the discordant cries. Instead, too, of the order prevailing in the
+canine portions, the inhabitants seemed to take delight in the wildest
+gymnastic demonstrations, and certainly seemed to prefer the house-tops
+to any other lounging-place. Kittens, in horrible abundance, were
+frisking about in every direction, and the scene was altogether of a
+character which seemed to justify the wisdom of the magnates of
+Caneville in obliging this singular people to dwell in a distinct part
+of the town; a rule which, with a few exceptions, was strictly carried
+out.</p>
+
+<p>On reaching the mews, a place so called at the outskirts of the city in
+this direction, and sufficiently removed from the noisy streets as to
+make the spot a very solitary one, Bruin perceived he was alone at the
+rendezvous; so, to while away the time, he strutted to and fro, and
+meditated, in his usual style, on his own self-importance. He was
+aroused from his reverie by a slight bark, or cough; and raising his
+head, he perceived in the dim light a tall and graceful figure deeply
+veiled.</p>
+
+<p>He hastily advanced, his rough nature for the first time touched at this
+proof of confidence, and his vanity suddenly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span> rising to a dangerous
+height, and taking the delicate white paw, which drooped gracefully from
+a mantle, within his own, he unclosed his jaws to make some tender
+speech. But before he had time to commit himself by his ignorance, the
+young lady uttered an aristocratic squeak, and darted away with the
+utmost swiftness, and Bruin at the same instant found himself seized by
+a strong grip from behind. He turned round with a violence which threw
+his assailant a dozen paces off, into a pool of stagnant water, his own
+coat being slit right up the back by the movement; but he was at once
+attacked by half-a-dozen others, who seemed bent on his destruction.
+Bruin's great strength, however, served him in good stead; with his back
+against an old wall, he received the assaults of his adversaries with
+all his wonted ferocity: so that after ten minutes' fighting they drew
+off, leaving two of their number motionless on the ground, and a third
+struggling in vain to escape from the unsavoury hole where the whisk of
+Bruin's coat-tails had cast him. To this spot Bruin now proceeded; and
+sitting himself down on the edge, told the struggling dog he would help
+him out if he would divulge the meaning of this unexpected attack on
+him. The half-drowned cur, having supplicated the bear in vain to let
+him out before he commenced his narration, in accents sadly interrupted
+by his throat getting at intervals choked with dirty water, explained
+that himself and the others of his assailants were the attend<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>ants of
+one of the most noble families in Caneville; and that their master,
+learning from some member of Count von Bruin's household that he (the
+Count) intended meeting the eldest daughter at this spot to-night, had
+commanded a body of his servitors to be in readiness to fall upon him,
+and if possible take him prisoner, for presuming to raise or lower his
+eyes to a damsel of such standing.</p>
+
+<p>Scarcely had Bruin heard this communication to an end, than, despite his
+promise and the poor dog's cries, he caught up a huge clod of earth and
+dropped it upon the devoted head of the struggling animal beneath. There
+was a great splash; a bubble or two came to the surface of the horrid
+pool, and the brutal deed was consummated. Yet at the same moment Bruin
+regretted he had been so precipitate, for he had not learnt <i>which</i>
+member of his household had played the spy. As he slowly left the place,
+he revolved this subject in his mind, but could come to no satisfactory
+conclusion; for though Fox appeared the most likely to be guilty, that
+worthy animal had made himself so useful to his master, that he could
+not well manage without him. He resolved, nevertheless, to watch him
+closely, and with this prudent resolve he reached his own door.</p>
+
+<p>Very different was his appearance now to that which it presented on his
+issuing from the mansion. His coat torn to ribbons, his hat without a
+crown, his majestic frill rumpled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span> and bloody, and his waistcoat without
+a single button left wherewith to restrain the exuberance of his linen.
+All his domestics were eager in their inquiries and offers of service;
+and Fox was so overpowering in his expressions of regret, that all
+suspicion vanished from Bruin's brain at once; and he attributed his
+informant's tale to some malicious calumny, invented to save his life
+and conceal the true cause of the attack upon him.</p>
+
+<p>Our hero, finding that the paths of gallantry were filled with so much
+unpleasantness, resolved, like a prudent animal, to avoid them carefully
+in future; but as his desire for an introduction to society continued,
+he availed himself of the offer of his steward, who promised to procure
+him introductions to youth of the best families. The class with which
+Fox managed to bring him into connexion was the most worthless in
+Caneville, consisting of fast young dogs, who had a singular knack of
+reversing the order of nature, and going to bed when other animals were
+getting up, and thinking of rising when the discreet part of the world
+deemed it time to retire to rest. They had formed themselves into a sort
+of club, which they called the "Hard and Fast;" and, indeed, no terms
+could better express the habits of the members; for they gamed hard,
+drank hard, and talked hard, and lived so uncommonly <i>fast</i>, that it was
+not surprising that, though quite young, they should have many of the
+infirmities of age. To these worthies<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> Bruin was an acquisition; for he
+was rich, ignorant, and gullible, whilst they were poor, grasping, and
+unscrupulous. At the very first interview, all parties were equally
+delighted with each other; the ease of his new companions' manners was
+perfectly charming to Bruin, who considered it as a proof of their
+breeding, and every following day strengthened the connexion. Riotous
+parties of pleasure were constantly projected, for which their friend
+Von Bruin paid; banquets of the most expensive kind were always spread
+upon his table, at which his "dear fellows of the club"
+assisted&mdash;themselves; and, indeed, so closely were the bonds of union
+drawn, that after some time many of them could not bear to separate from
+their esteemed Count; and, therefore, took up their residence with him
+altogether.</p>
+
+<p>If disorder were running such a race in company with the chief of the
+establishment, it may be conjectured that but little prudence or economy
+was displayed by the domestics. Extravagance of every kind ran riot
+amongst them as wildly as with their master, and they scrupled not at
+all sorts of petty pilfering, where there were none to censure or
+restrain. Fox, it is true, had the right, and possessed the influence
+requisite to do so; but, for some evil design of his own, possibly that
+his private peccadilloes might escape unnoticed, he seemed tacitly to
+submit to such a state of things, and in some instances actually
+encouraged it. And what<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span> could be the only result of such a life of
+dissipation, unchecked by a single effort of discretion? Why, nothing
+but the most irretrievable ruin; and ruined the bear was after three
+months' trial. And when, following a banquet of several days' duration,
+the clouded intellects of the beast were made sensible of the fact; when
+he found his table cleared for the last time both of servants and
+guests; when he traversed the various apartments of his mansion, and
+observed all stripped, destroyed, and echoing only to the sounds of his
+own footsteps; when, in fine, he discovered that he was again alone in
+the world, without any portion of that wealth which he had so sadly
+abused, and with many new and vicious tastes which he had no longer the
+means to gratify; bitter, indeed, were his lamentations, shocking his
+fits of anger. These over, and they lasted long, long days, he seriously
+examined the state of his affairs. With the exception of the clothes
+upon his back, and a little change in his pocket, he possessed
+absolutely nothing, so effectually had his kind friends and faithful
+servants stripped him of his means: it was, therefore, with no enviable
+feelings he left the house, his house no longer, to seek a shelter for
+his head, and a crust to appease his hunger.</p>
+
+<p>He carefully avoided all his former resorts, and directed his steps to
+those parts of the town where poverty and vice were accustomed to
+assemble, strong in their numbers and their misery. Among them he now
+strove to bury his griefs<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> and acquire consolation; but, alas, it was at
+the cost of every hope of virtue which might yet lurk in his nature!
+Characters like Bruin's, that are ever more apt to imitate the evil than
+the good which is around them, can only acquire some fresh stain from
+every contact with the wicked; and thus our bear sunk lower and lower in
+the scale of beasts, till many even of his new associates at last shrunk
+from him.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 478px;">
+<img src="images/ill-05.jpg" width="478" height="600" alt="THREE THROWS A-PENNY." title="" />
+<span class="caption">THREE THROWS A-PENNY.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>Some months after Bruin's being turned out of his splendid home there
+was a great fair held, just without the town of Caneville; and, as is
+usual in such cases, the lowest orders of the population assembled
+there. The Hon. Miss Greyhound, who had been a prey to feelings of a
+very mixed nature since her interrupted interview with Bruin, had joined
+a party of fashionables in an unusually long walk, and on their return
+to the city by a different route they came upon the fair. They stopped
+on a rising ground at some little distance to view the sports; then
+observing a group with a tall ungainly figure in the centre, a little to
+the right, they drew nearer to observe the proceedings. The great beast
+in the centre had his back to them, so they could not observe his
+features; but they saw that his clothes were ragged, his whole
+appearance very dirty, and his hat a particularly bad one. A dozen of
+heavy sticks were at his feet, and a couple were under his arm; whilst
+at some twenty paces distant two wands, with an ornament or trinket at
+the top of each, were stuck upright in a straw bag,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> ready to be
+thrown at by any adventurous puss or puppy who had a coin at his
+disposal. A couple of cats were lovingly walking at some distance,
+another was climbing a large tree which overhung the place, and a fourth
+was lazily seated high above; whilst, in the neighbourhood of the animal
+who was presiding over the scene, were several dogs and a cat or two
+waiting for their turn. The tall beast now altered his position, and the
+strongly-marked features of a bear became plainly visible to the party;
+at the same time he caught sight of the fashionable group, and, with a
+fierce expression in his eye, surlily invited the well-dressed males to
+take their chance at "Three throws a-penny!"</p>
+
+
+
+<p>A gentle howl from Miss G. was the only reply, as the party hastily
+retreated; for she recognized in the dirty, degraded beast, who was
+presiding over this vulgar sport, the object she had once looked on with
+affection, the once wealthy Count von Bruin.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="PROGRESS" id="PROGRESS"></a>PROGRESS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The fair of Caneville was like fairs in most other parts of the world,
+and contained the usual elements of fun and wickedness, toys and dirt,
+sweets and other messes. As all these various ingredients looked best at
+night, when the broad sun was withdrawn and an artificial light very
+feebly supplied its place, it was towards evening that the fair began to
+fill, and doubtful characters to ply their various vocations. It was
+matter of remark that there was much more quarrelling and ill-humour in
+the fair this particular year, than there had been for several previous
+periods; and it was also observed that a tall and powerful bear&mdash;no
+other than our hero Bruin&mdash;was ever in the midst of it, either as an
+instigator or a principal. This circumstance made the authorities more
+than usually alert, and caused Master Bruin to be closely watched.</p>
+
+<p>It was at the close of the last day, after many scenes of evil which it
+is not necessary to describe, that a serious<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span> disturbance arose in the
+part of the field where Bruin had his stand. Blows soon followed angry
+words; the contending parties flew at each other with great ferocity;
+growl followed growl, and bite succeeded bite, so that a good deal of
+blood was shed&mdash;ill blood; so, perhaps, better out than in;&mdash;and as
+Bruin's sticks were conveniently at hand as weapons of offence, they
+were soon seized upon, and used so indiscriminately, that almost every
+throw told. Many were stretched on the ground, and one of the
+mastiff-police was thought to be killed. This was a serious offence,
+indeed, and those who knew the penalty attending such a calamity
+instantly took to flight. They were as instantly pursued; and when about
+to be captured, with one voice denounced Bruin as the culprit; though,
+in fact, it was not he who had struck the blow, and they knew it: but
+such was his known ferocity and ill-temper, that to shield themselves
+they were ready to give up the wrong beast, whom no one loved, and whom
+every one would have suspected as the author of the calamity. So the
+bear, in spite of his protestations of innocence, and in spite too of a
+most furious resistance, in the course of which he got more than one
+savage bite from some small animal he had injured, he was dragged off to
+prison.</p>
+
+<p>The place used for this purpose was a portion of a ruined castle,
+standing in the centre of the town, on the banks of the rivulet before
+spoken of; the ruin itself being of great anti<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>quity, and having been
+evidently erected by a very different class of beings to that which
+formed the present population of Caneville. Several compartments were
+adapted for the purpose, all more or less secure; but the square stone
+chamber into which Bruin was thrust was the strongest of them all. The
+door opening outwards was closed on him, and secured by a heavy mass of
+rock, which the united efforts of several of the police rolled against
+it; and having thus deposited the prisoner in safety, a couple mounted
+guard at the entrance, in case by any chance the great strength of the
+bear should succeed in removing the fastening. Bruin seemed, however, in
+no humour to make the experiment. Sore and worn out, he crawled into a
+corner and was soon fast asleep, resuming in his dreams some of his old
+avocations. He woke at daylight, and immediately rose to examine his
+prison. The door he sniffed at, but passed by; the window was at so
+great a height from the floor that he could not reach it upon tiptoe,
+but he remarked that a very delicious puff of fresh air came down an
+aperture originally used as a chimney. He moved hastily towards it, and
+many feet above observed the blue sky, and the large branch of a tree
+waving over the aperture. Had Messieurs the Police been aware of Bruin's
+climbing propensities, they would scarcely have left this point
+unguarded; as it was, the bear proceeded immediately to take advantage
+of it. With a spring he caught hold of an opening formed by a missing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>
+stone, and drawing his body up to his paw, he stuck his foot into the
+hole and pressed his broad back against the opposite side; a projecting
+brick gave him a second hold, and then the difficulty was over, for the
+chimney narrowing he managed to get up by the simple pressure of his
+knees and back, and the use of his broad and muscular paws. A few
+seconds sufficed for him to reach the top, on which he sat with his
+heels dangling in the air, to enjoy the prospect and take breath, while
+he deliberated on his farther proceedings.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile an inquiry had been entered upon by the authorities of
+Caneville concerning the riot, in which one of the police was alleged to
+have been killed, but as the object of the inquiry limped into the
+assembly during the sitting, it was not considered worth while to hear
+evidence as to the authors of his death; and as he, moreover, distinctly
+stated that the beast who struck the blow was not a bear, it was ordered
+that the bear who was in custody on the charge should be liberated
+forthwith. Great was the surprise of his guards, however, on proceeding
+to his prison, to find that he had anticipated the verdict and had taken
+the liberty of setting himself free; in what way was pretty clear, as,
+on looking up the chimney, they were no less amused than astonished to
+see him just in the act of swinging himself on to the projecting branch
+of the tree and disappear from their view. They ran<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> round into the
+court to mark the end of Bruin's man&oelig;uvres, but he had been too quick
+for them; not knowing of his being again a free bear, and apprehensive
+of being pursued, he had descended the tree with the utmost velocity,
+climbed over a ruined wall, and dropping, not lightly, into the stream,
+with a few bold strokes reached the opposite shore, where he immediately
+climbed a leafy oak, with the intention of waiting till the hue and cry
+was over.</p>
+
+<p>He kept his position very quietly all day, rather surprised that no
+commotion should be visible in and about the prison, of which he
+commanded a good view; and as evening was falling he resolved to
+descend, and, recrossing the stream higher up, seek refuge in some one
+of his late haunts. Just as he was about putting this resolution into
+effect he heard voices beneath the tree, and lay quite still to listen.
+But what was his astonishment, as they drew nearer, to perceive that one
+of the two foxes from whom the sounds proceeded, was his former steward
+and factotum! His interest in their movements was of course increased,
+and he listened, with his ears and eyes bent down, to catch their every
+syllable and look. The stranger fox, it appeared, was about crossing the
+brook to the city, and the other one had accompanied him thus far, but
+refused to enter the town. On this, the following words reached Bruin's
+ear:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><i>Stranger.</i>&mdash;I have noticed more than once, cousin, that you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span> avoid the
+town; and yet I have known you to declare that no one but a cow could
+live in the country.</p>
+
+<p><i>Fox.</i>&mdash;True enough, my dear fellow; but since I left <i>his</i> service, you
+know, I don't care to run the risk of meeting him.</p>
+
+<p><i>Stranger.</i>&mdash;Ha! ha! I see. You are rather apprehensive he should seize
+you by the throat, and exclaim, "<i>My</i> money or <i>your</i> life!"</p>
+
+<p><i>Fox.</i>&mdash;Hush! hush! who knows what ears may be listening? Enough that I
+have a comfortable competency, and don't choose to run the risk of
+losing it.</p>
+
+<p><i>Stranger.</i>&mdash;Well, well, cousin, I say no more; but remember, your
+grandfather and mine never left his home for fear of meeting with a wolf
+who owed him a grudge, and was found dead in his bed, having been
+murdered by the very wolf after all. Come! you needn't look so down
+about it, old fellow; nothing half so bad, I hope, will come to
+you.&mdash;Ta! ta!</p>
+
+<p>So saying, the stranger fox took leave of his cousin, and was soon on
+the opposite shore.</p>
+
+<p>Fox waited till he saw him land, and then slowly turned to retrace his
+steps.</p>
+
+<p>Scarcely, however, had he taken half-a-dozen paces, than a rushing noise
+smote his ears; and before he could raise his head a heavy body struck
+him between the shoulders, with a violence which dashed him flat on to
+the ground. He neither moved nor uttered a cry: his neck was broken.
+With a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span> savage howl, Bruin&mdash;for it is easy to guess that it was he&mdash;put
+his heavy paw upon the other's chest; but finding all still, he examined
+his clothes, whence he took all the valuables. He paused in his work to
+chide his own precipitancy; for had he followed the Fox he might,
+perhaps, have learnt his dwelling and regained great part of his
+property. It was too late now; so, giving a savage kick on the face of
+the unfortunate animal, he heaped it over with leaves, and pursued his
+original intention of regaining the city, and before night was once more
+beneath the roof of a late associate.</p>
+
+<p>He remained for several days perfectly quiet and inactive; but finding
+no search was instituted for him, he, little by little, resumed his old
+habits, and, as many knew to their cost, his old overbearing temper.</p>
+
+
+<p>Among the tastes prevailing to an immense extent in the community of
+Caneville, a great love for those dainties which we call oysters had
+always been remarkable. It occurred to Bruin, as he had now some
+trifling capital, that he would invest a portion in such articles as
+made up the fixtures and stock-in-trade of an oyster-merchant: the
+former expression is, however, a misnomer, for the stall and tubs
+included under the term fixtures would be more properly described as
+moveables. This was soon effected; and Bruin having chosen a
+semi-respectable thoroughfare, where he would have a chance of a
+customer or two from the upper, and would not be too<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> far removed from
+the lower class of Caneville society, he planted his stall, arranged his
+tubs, spruced up his own person with the addition of a most formidable
+collar and a most doubtfully clean apron, and vociferated his "Penny a
+lot, pups! penny a lot!" in a way which greatly edified the bystanders.
+The bystanders were, however, soon induced to become purchasers, for
+very few of them could resist oysters, if they had the wherewithal to
+purchase them; and Bruin's natives were so fine and fresh, and he had so
+clever a knack of opening them, that it was really worth the money to
+see him do that, and many actually went there for the purpose: so that
+it really seemed he had at last hit upon a business for which he was
+entirely suited, which met also the public views, and that a short time
+would enable him, with prudence, to save provision for his old age.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 467px;">
+<img src="images/ill-06.jpg" width="467" height="600" alt="SELLING THE NATIVES." title="" />
+<span class="caption">SELLING THE NATIVES.</span>
+</div>
+
+
+<p>But, alas, the perversity of bears! No sooner did anything like a smile
+from Fortune's face alight upon him, than he seemed resolved, by his
+uncompromising temper, to turn it to a frown! As long as the business
+was new to him, he took pleasure in performing the duties belonging to
+it in a proper manner; a little roughly, it may be, but still&mdash;properly.
+Directly it grew familiar, he became careless; and he had a most wilful
+habit of aggravating his customers, which could not, of course, continue
+without seriously injuring his trade. For instance, when some pert young
+puppy would come<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> forward, and civilly enough request his "one or two
+penn'orth of natives," Bruin would first insist on having the money paid
+down, and would then tantalise his customer by offering him the opened
+oyster and hastily withdrawing it just as the impatient jaws were about
+to close on the desired morsel, and so on to the end, to the vast
+irritation of many an irascible little animal.</p>
+
+<p>And a day came when this same spirit caused the upset of his trade, and
+set a veto upon his "selling the natives," at least in Caneville, for
+the future. A fox and a young terrier had both paid their money, and
+were eagerly waiting for their oysters, disturbing by their clamour a
+grave old dog who was licking the shell of his last penn'orth, when a
+domestic from a wealthy family, arrayed in a superb livery cloak, came
+up to order a lot for his master. The usual game&mdash;if it can be called
+so, when all the fun was on one side, was being played&mdash;three distinct
+efforts had been made by Terrier to get his second instalment, when, in
+the struggle which ensued, the vinegar-bottle was knocked over, the cork
+came out, and the perfidious liquid, highly adulterated with vitriol
+(for, to their shame be it spoken, the dogs of distillers did not
+hesitate to endanger the lives of the inhabitants by such practices),
+poured in full volume over the rich livery-cloak of the servant, which
+was completely spoiled. The master, who was as powerful as he was
+avaricious, made a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span> formal complaint against Bruin and his stall as a
+nuisance; and as it was impossible even in Caneville to obtain perfect
+justice, the report, without other inquiry, was taken as correct, and
+Bruin, boiling with rage, had the mortification of seeing his tubs
+smashed, his stall destroyed, and his "natives" scattered all abroad
+without being able to strike a blow in their defence.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="DOWN_HILL" id="DOWN_HILL"></a>DOWN HILL.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Bruin, that great animal, was seated on a bank overhanging the river,
+which, being shallow at this spot, brawled loudly over its pebbly bed,
+some parts of which were dry. It was at such a distance from the city,
+that all the noises common to its streets were united into one buzz or
+hum, and the whole scene was well adapted to suggest meditations upon
+private matters, or the affairs of the world in general. Yet Bruin did
+not seem influenced by any such reflections: if one might venture a
+guess from the appearance of his physiognomy, one would say that nothing
+in particular occupied his brains; true, his looks were black, his head
+was cast down, his eyes, as usual, were cunning and ferocious, but then
+they were always so, and consequently presented no index of what was
+passing within.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly his features brightened, his face assumed an expression of
+interest, and he put his paw gently behind him to secure a stone, whilst
+his gaze was intently fixed on a dry spot of the bed below. Following
+the direction of his look, one<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span> might have perceived an uncommonly fat
+frog pulling with all his strength at the leg of another one whose body
+was hidden behind a heap of pebbles, and certainly the sight was one to
+amuse a wiser head than a bear's. The standing-place of the paunchy
+little animal being very green and slippery, and the leg which he so
+tightly clasped belonging to a fellow creature of no ordinary
+robustness, the struggle was diversified every few seconds by the fat
+fellow toppling on to his nose or back, or being dragged behind the
+heap, and then suddenly reappearing, still holding with passionless
+determination to that devoted leg, and tumbling about without uttering a
+syllable. It was when the greater part of his body was exposed to view
+in a position more comical than dignified, so great were his exertions,
+that Bruin's stone, cast with unerring aim, descended upon the
+unfortunate frog. It hit him upon the softest and most projecting part
+of his back, and had the effect of raising him instantly into a
+perpendicular position, when looking round and observing the huge beast
+above about to repeat the application, he clapped his broad hand over
+the wounded place, and limped hastily away; nor could all the
+enticements of the bear, conveyed, it is true, in very unflattering
+language, induce him to expose his person to the chances of a second
+throw.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin's attention was shortly after aroused anew, by observing a
+wretched old dog tottering under the weight of a large bundle, strapped
+upon his back, which he was conveying<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> to the city. He came within a few
+feet of the bear, whom he knew slightly, and casting down his load,
+which he seemed to have brought from a distance, wiped his face with his
+ragged tail. Bruin was the first to speak.</p>
+
+<p><i>Bruin</i> (with a grunt).&mdash;Hard at work as usual, eh! Flip?</p>
+
+<p><i>Flip.</i>&mdash;Yes, Master Bruin, these are hard times; no bone to pick
+without it, you know.</p>
+
+<p><i>Bruin</i> (with a very emphatic grunt).&mdash;That depends; some have lots of
+bones, and fine clothes, and warm beds, without doing anything harder
+for them than picking the one, putting on the other, and sleeping on the
+third;&mdash;but never mind that; what have you got there in your bundle, old
+fellow?</p>
+
+<p><i>Flip.</i>&mdash;Why, songs, Master Bruin; and you, who are fond of music, might
+make mints of money by selling 'em, if you'd only choose to do it.</p>
+
+<p><i>Bruin</i> (pricking up his ears).&mdash;Ah, Master Flip! and in what way?</p>
+
+<p><i>Flip.</i>&mdash;Why, here are all the new songs that have been sung for the
+last ten seasons by the Caterwaullic Society at their new Hall, and a
+lot more besides, printed in half-a-dozen columns three times as long as
+my tail, and all for a penny. Why, the very names of them are worth
+double the money. I'm going to take this package to old Powtry the
+bookseller, and, if you're in want of a job, I'll recommend you to him
+as one of the venders.</p>
+
+<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 470px;">
+<img src="images/ill-07.jpg" width="470" height="600" alt="CHEAP HARMONY." title="" />
+<span class="caption">CHEAP HARMONY.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>The proposal in Bruin's state of finance was not to be despised, for
+since his forced retirement from business, he had found his stomach and
+his pockets, by a very natural sympathy, suffering from precisely the
+same complaint&mdash;a degree of emptiness, namely&mdash;which there seemed no
+chance of finding a remedy for; but he had sundry doubts as to his
+capabilities for the new employment he was about seeking, particularly
+as he was aware his reputation was more notorious than favourable. To
+his surprise, however, though his person was well known to the
+individual Powtry, not the slightest objection seemed to be made on the
+score of anything. The terms of his agreement, alas! not remarkably
+liberal, were arranged; Bruin spent a couple of days in conning over his
+task, and forgetting to thank the poor dog who had procured him his
+situation, he once more entered the busy streets of Caneville to add his
+bass voice to the other cries of that populous city. His appearance,
+as he made his way into the centre of the most active thoroughfare,
+holding in one paw his lists of songs&mdash;longer than most of the
+inhabitants&mdash;whilst his other was thrust into his trowsers' pocket; the
+impudent leer upon his face, as he surveyed his audience, and the
+careless set of his clothes, which, big as he was, seemed a size too
+capacious for him,&mdash;immediately attracted a crowd. A butcher's dog, who
+had been ordered to make all speed to No. 10 in this same street with a
+leg of mutton in his basket, stayed to gape<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> and listen, although he was
+standing opposite No. 9. A young pup from a neighbouring alley ran out
+at the sound of his voice to learn the news. A spaniel, with long curly
+hair and medicine-basket on his arm, could not resist the temptation of
+just stopping to hear, though three servants of one of his master's
+patients were scouring the streets in search of him; nor could an
+eminent vocalist of the feline tribe, la Signorina Pussetta
+Scracciolini, pass by without lending an ear to the wonderful list of
+melodies. There was another figure, too, who slackened her pace as she
+was passing the group, and by an irresistible impulse seemed compelled
+to draw near and listen; she was richly dressed in mantle and hood,
+which, thrown gracefully back, displayed a head and neck of aristocratic
+proportions; she seemed ill, however, and weak, for her delicate paws
+were resting on a stick, as though such aid were requisite, whilst her
+short breathing seemed to hint that her sorrows were bringing her nearer
+to her doom. She must have been once possessed of considerable beauty,
+and even now there was enough remaining to distinguish the Hon. Miss
+Greyhound.</p>
+
+<p>Thus surrounded, Bruin vociferated with all the power of his lungs,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"O ... O ... O ... O ... O ... Y ........... A! Never were such times!
+Here you are! only look! Double your own length of songs for one penny!
+Enough paper to make yourselves a coat to wrap yourselves in melody!
+Only<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span> one penny! Five hundred of the choicest songs of the Caterwaullic
+and Puppeeyan Amalgamated Harmonic Societies; and upwards of five
+hundred more of the most popular ditties of Caneville, and all for one
+penny!!"</p>
+
+<p>And then he croaked forth the following doggerel (the most acceptable
+poetry, by the way, of the city), in which the titles of the songs were
+dragged in, without any regard to order, to make up a rhyme:</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">"Here's 'What's a Clock?'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And 'Like a rock</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">He stood upon his dignity;'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">With 'Pups alive,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And 'We are Five,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And dozens more. Who'll buy? who'll buy?</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Here's 'Puss was out,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And 'Piggy's snout</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">Was longer far than I can tell;'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">With 'Merry Dogs,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And 'Yellow Frogs'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">In scores, I'm ready here to sell.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Here's 'Burning sighs,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And, 'Ah! those eyes!'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And 'Songs for kittens newly born;'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">With 'Stay, oh, stay!'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And 'Don't say nay,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And some no worse for being worn.</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Here's 'Love's an ass!'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">And 'Pass the glass,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And 'Jocky is the dog for me;'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">Here's 'Did you ever?'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 3em;">'No, I never!'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And 'I hope it yet may be,'</span><br />
+<span style="margin-left: 4em;">And all for one penny!"</span><br />
+<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>And thus he went down the street disposing of his wares with wonderful
+rapidity, and producing sundry forced accompaniments to his own wretched
+song by treading on the toes of all the pups who were attracted by
+curiosity to his vicinity.</p>
+
+<p>A second and a third supply was exhausted before the canine and feline
+public of Caneville got tired of purchasing their own measure of song;
+whether a fourth would have been successful there was no chance of
+discovering, for Old Powtry looked in vain for Bruin with the proceeds
+of the last lot. Day after day passed by and still he was absent, until
+it was deemed necessary to have a search after him. For some time he
+eluded all inquiries, as he well knew his fate if his hiding-place were
+discovered; for having appropriated the money of his master to his own
+use, he was fully aware that his person would have to pay the penalty of
+his transgression. He skulked about the lowest purlieus of the city,
+among curs of the most degraded character, as dirty and negligent in
+body as they were debased in mind, until, in hourly fear of being
+betrayed, he felt that the worst certainty would be preferable to such a
+state of suspense and alarm, so resolved to deliver himself up and brave
+the worst. He was again cast into prison: for that he was prepared; but
+he was <i>not</i> prepared for the wretched place of confinement to which he
+was now condemned. On being first thrust into it, he could not behold
+all its horror; but when his eyes got accustomed to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span> the semi-darkness,
+he found himself in a dismal cell under ground, half full of water from
+the overflowing of the river, and teeming with numerous crawling, slimy
+things. A little hole, half choked with earth and stones, let in all the
+place possessed of light and air; and as the only air which could ever
+visit the place had to pass over a bed of stagnant mud ere it reached
+the spot, it possessed but few refreshing properties.</p>
+
+<p>Bruin, who had in his despair given himself quietly up to the
+authorities, thinking probably that by the very act he might procure
+some mitigation of his sentence, now that he perceived his doom, gave
+way to one of those fearful bursts of rage which no experience had
+succeeded in teaching him to curb. He howled till the dirt sticking
+about the vaulted ceiling, and the earth choking up the air-hole,
+dropped piecemeal to the ground, and every insect that had ears covered
+them up the best way it could to prevent its becoming instantaneously
+deafened by the horrid sound; then tearing round and round and round the
+confined space of his cell, till there seemed to him fifty windows
+instead of one, and the single door appeared suddenly placed in every
+part of the miserable vault,&mdash;he struck his head against the rugged wall
+of his prison, and toppled over senseless on to the ground.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+<h2><a name="AT_REST" id="AT_REST"></a>AT REST.</h2>
+
+
+<p>It is not easy to say how long Bruin remained insensible, but it must
+have been some time; for when he recovered himself, there was a feeling
+of weakness about him as though he had been fasting long. His head, too,
+felt sadly dizzy as he rose from his cold bed and pushed his nose
+against the hole of a window to procure a little air. From this he
+withdrew to pace his narrow cell; and as the turning round increased his
+giddiness, on reaching the opposite wall he retraced his steps
+backwards, and so continued for a full hour, gently moving his head
+meanwhile to the right and left, as was his wont. Then getting into the
+driest corner, he threw himself of a heap on the ground, and
+mechanically resuming the old family practice of sucking his paw, tried
+to bring his mind to bear upon his situation. But this was a matter of
+no little difficulty, for the late events of his life had tended very
+considerably to weaken an intellect that was never remarkable for
+strength; and so he sat, and relapsed into a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span> dozy state, where
+forgetfulness, for the most part, presided. At times, it is true, he
+would wake up, and the old fire lighting in his eyes, he would dash his
+paw on the ground as he observed the prison-walls close around him; but
+the feeling was momentary, and it was evident that the indulgence of his
+evil passions had so far clouded his reason, that a few weeks' solitary
+confinement would deprive him of all power of reflection for ever.</p>
+
+<p>Evening had come again, though it was dark night in Bruin's cell, and
+had been so for hours; when suddenly he heard, or fancied he heard, his
+name uttered in a loud whisper. A fear he had never before experienced,
+an apprehension of he knew not what, stole over him; and it was not till
+the voice, a little louder, exclaimed,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Bruin! Bruin, I say!" that he dared venture a reply; when, after an
+effort, he said,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Who calls?"</p>
+
+<p>"A friend," was the ready answer.</p>
+
+<p>"A friend!" exclaimed Bruin, savagely; "then you can't be seeking <i>me</i>,
+for I have got no friends."</p>
+
+<p>"Come, come, Bruin," said the voice again, "don't be testy; it's I, the
+Captain, and you know I never played you false."</p>
+
+<p>Bruin now, indeed, recognised the voice as that of, perhaps, the most
+desperate dog in Caneville. He was a bloodhound<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span> of large size and
+formidable strength, and such ferocity and daring, that few cared to
+come into contact with him, lest by some chance they should be involved
+in a quarrel which could only have a disastrous termination. Public
+report fixed more than one deep crime upon this canine desperado; but
+still, somehow, he escaped the power of the law. Bruin felt flattered at
+his attention, and inquired what had brought him there.</p>
+
+<p>"Why," replied the Captain, "this is the third time I have been here
+already; but though I have called out your name so loudly that I
+expected to alarm the guard, I have got no answer till to-night. I
+shouldn't have come back again, for I thought you were dead."</p>
+
+<p>"So I have been nearly, Captain," answered Bruin; "but I am not quite
+gone yet, you hear. Now you <i>have</i> found me alive, though, what is it
+you want; and how can I, shut up here, be of any interest to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Listen to me, Bruin," said the Captain, as he squeezed his nose into
+the tiny window, and dropped his voice to a low whisper; "if you were
+out, and at liberty, would you feel inclined to join me and one or two
+others in a job we intend to come off to-night?"</p>
+
+<p>Bruin hastened to reply, but the Captain interrupted him, saying,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be in a hurry to make a promise, until you know<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> what it is; for,
+shut up here as you are, you can't betray the secret if you would, so I
+don't mind revealing it. Four of us mean to break into old Lord
+Greyhound's house to-night, where we hear there's money enough to enrich
+us for our lives; but as we're likely to have some hard work and stout
+resistance, and think we are not strong enough yet for the business, we
+should like you to join us, if you choose to do so."</p>
+
+<p>Bruin reflected a moment, where reflection was ruin. Had he at once and
+scornfully rejected the horrible temptation, there would still have been
+hope for him; but, besides the prospect of liberty, though he did not
+yet know how that was to be effected, there was the chance of enriching
+himself once again; and, above all, there was a prospect of revenge
+against the dog who had once sought his life, because he had been
+selected as an object of preference by his daughter. His meditations,
+therefore, were at once brought to an end, by his resolution to accept
+the proposal; but before he did so, the caution he had acquired by
+associating with such beasts as the Captain made him say,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Let us understand each other clearly. You said just now, 'if I were out
+and at liberty;' have you, then, the power to set me free?"</p>
+
+<p>"Provided you will be of the party, and agree to our terms," answered
+the Captain.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"And how if I refuse?" pursued Bruin.</p>
+
+<p>"Why," replied the Captain, quickly and ferociously, "you'll stop there
+till you starve."</p>
+
+<p>"I accept your offer," said Bruin, after the slightest possible pause;
+"and I would have done so without the alternative, for private reasons
+of my own: so let me out, old fellow, as fast as you like."</p>
+
+<p>"And you give your word?" said the Captain.</p>
+
+<p>"The word of a bear," replied Bruin.</p>
+
+<p>The other exclaimed,&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"All right! I shall see you again in half an hour."</p>
+
+<p>Never did half hour seem so long. As minute after minute flew by, there
+broke upon Bruin's misty brain a notion that, perhaps, this was only a
+trick of the Captain's to get him to declare his willingness to join any
+desperate deed in order to ruin him; but then, again, he could discover
+no reason for such enmity, and could see no advantage accruing to that
+individual by such a course. At the very idea, however, of such
+betrayal, his teeth gnashed together, his eyes glared in that darkness
+like two live coals, and he involuntarily crossed his huge paws over his
+chest as though hugging some imaginary enemy. But he recovered his
+self-possession on hearing a grating noise at the other side of the
+cell, which gradually became louder, until at last a gust of air, which
+revived his spirits, came whistling round the vault, and told that his
+path was open.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> The Captain, too, was in an instant by his side to
+confirm it. He passed through an aperture, caused by an open iron door,
+preceded by his companion, who had, however, first cautiously reclosed
+and fastened up the secret entrance; and as they traversed a damp and
+dark tunnel, the Captain explained the mystery, by saying this place had
+been known to him some time, though it was unsuspected by the
+authorities; and that the exterior entrance was so covered up by
+brambles, that no one ignorant of the spot could ever imagine what lay
+behind, or would care to explore the threatening passage, if by any
+chance they discovered it.</p>
+
+<p>As Bruin was exhausted for want of food, and it still wanted some hours
+of the time appointed for their undertaking, they proceeded to one of
+the old resorts and regaled most heartily, the sense of liberty after
+his confinement raising the bear's spirits to the highest pitch. At
+length the time agreed on arrived, and the party, prepared for their
+desperate and wicked undertaking, set out.</p>
+
+<p>It has been mentioned in a previous part of this history, that Lord
+Greyhound was one of the principal grandees in Caneville, both as
+regarded fortune and family, and that he lived in a palace befitting his
+condition. A crowd of domestics belonged to his household, but the
+Captain was aware that their cribs were remote, and that but little in
+the shape of resistance was to be feared from them, should they be
+aroused.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> Still great caution was requisite, for if they did not bite
+they could bark, and that would be equally as fatal to their success on
+this occasion. The only difficulty to be got over was the vigilance of a
+porter who slept below, whose fidelity to his master had been tried on
+more than one occasion, although what made such attachment singular in
+this instance was the fact that the said porter was one of the feline
+tribe,&mdash;a cat, in fact, of large dimensions, and peculiarly savage
+nature. Bruin, however, took upon himself the task of quieting this
+servant and keeping watch below, whilst the others should ransack the
+mansion, a place of rendezvous being appointed where they were to meet
+in case of alarm.</p>
+
+<p>To avoid suspicion they proceeded alone to the scene of their intended
+crime, and, favoured by darkness, they reached it unchallenged. Having
+gently tried the fastenings in one or two places, they resolved to make
+the attempt at a small door at the back, which seemed the most weakly
+guarded. Bruin pushed it first quietly with his huge shoulder, and
+finding it gradually yielding, without farther ado he placed his knee
+against the lower panel, and, with less noise than might have been
+expected, sent the door flying from its fastenings. He was the first to
+enter, though the others were close behind; but he had not taken two
+steps within the house than he saw, as he thought, two balls of fire on
+the floor before him,&mdash;it was his last look of worldly things,&mdash;for at
+the same moment<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> the porter Cat, for it was he, sprang at the huge giant
+like a fury, and dug his long and pointed talons into Bruin's eyes. With
+a howl so dreadful, so awful in its intense agony and rage, that it
+seemed to spring from a supernatural source, the affrighted beast rolled
+over and over in his pain, crushing the Cat to death in his struggles;
+then feeling, even amidst his suffering, the necessity of safety, he
+rose to his feet, and ran on, on, on, he knew not whither, till he felt
+himself in the midst of water and heard the rushing which it made. So
+instantaneous had been the whole transaction that the truth was never
+rightly known. The family&mdash;nay, the neighbourhood&mdash;aroused by the horrid
+noise, rushed to the spot, to find the faithful porter dead, with every
+bone shattered; the door was open, but no creature was there to tell the
+tale. One alone suspected it&mdash;one to whom that cry of agony was the
+death-blow; for, two days after the event, the Hon. Miss Greyhound
+slept with her fathers, the victim of a misplaced and unworthy
+attachment.</p>
+
+<p>And Bruin, where was he? Alas! poor beast! Three days after this event
+he was discovered by the authorities, half dead with pain, and led back
+to prison, which he had left with so little ceremony. His senses,
+however, were so bewildered by his situation, that he could neither
+explain how he had escaped from his dungeon, nor the cause of his
+present deplorable condition; perhaps, too, he deemed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> it more prudent
+to be silent on both these matters. His judges, nevertheless, taking
+into consideration his now helpless state, and rightly thinking his
+powers of mischief were much abated by the loss of his eyes, pardoned
+his previous offence, and thrust him alone and helpless on the world.</p>
+
+<p>For many a long year did the ill-fated animal drag on his wearisome
+existence, living on the charity&mdash;the scanty charity&mdash;of Caneville.
+Deprived of sight, no longer able to acquire a livelihood by his labour,
+weary, and full of remorse, he daily took his round through the public
+streets, soliciting a penny for the "poor blind." A dog, induced for a
+weekly trifle and the prospect of an extra bone or two thrown to him,
+sometimes by the compassionate as they went their melancholy way, led
+him in his wanderings. At first, however, either from ignorance or
+carelessness, or a currish malice, he would often guide his helpless
+master into positions of difficulty and danger, from which he could
+scarce have extricated himself but for the assistance of some benevolent
+passers-by; though his situation in such cases&mdash;be it said to the shame
+of the inferior population of Caneville&mdash;too often excited derision and
+laughter, instead of aid and consolation. Once, indeed, he was seriously
+hurt by the wilful inattention of his guide; for, tottering along as
+usual, one fine morning with his staff in one hand, the string attached
+to the dog's collar in the other, and his head with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> the sightless
+eyes raised sadly in the air, whilst he uttered his plaintive cry of
+"Have pity on the poor blind!" the last word was suddenly converted from
+a doleful whine to a howl of pain as his body came in contact with a
+post which stood right across his path. Time, which cures all things,
+brought at last an effectual remedy to his sufferings, and that remedy
+was Death! Ere that great foe or friend relieved poor Bruin, he had
+learnt to be repentant of his former life, and was often known to
+reprove in others any tendency to those faults of temper or disposition
+which had been his own ruin. If he could have recovered the use of his
+eyes and have mingled once more with the business of life, it is a
+question whether he would have acted up to the precepts which he now
+inculcated; but as the experiment was never tried, nor could be, it is
+but charitable to think the best.</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 469px;">
+<img src="images/ill-08.jpg" width="469" height="600" alt="THE LAST LEAD." title="" />
+<span class="caption">THE LAST LEAD.</span>
+</div>
+
+<p>Months after he had departed this sinful world, a sturdy traveller, with
+a particularly wide mouth and short address, entered the city of
+Caneville. He stated that he was a native of the place, and had been
+wandering far away in other lands. He made various inquiries concerning
+former inhabitants of the town, and among others asked for Bruin. His
+life, much as I have recounted it, was told to him, and long did the
+stranger ruminate over the details. Many portions of it were, indeed,
+known to him, for the traveller was no other than our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span> old acquaintance
+Tom; but all was interesting. When he had heard it to the end, he
+uttered these only words, which might, indeed, serve for moral and poor
+Bruin's epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>
+<span style="margin-left: 1em;">"Ah! he was a Great Bear!"</span><br />
+</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;">
+<img src="images/ill-09.jpg" width="450" height="310" alt="" title="endpiece" />
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="center">London:&mdash;Printed by <span class="smcap">G. Barclay</span>, Castle St. Leicester Sq.</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+<pre>
+
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