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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Crumps, The Plain Story of a Canadian Who
+Went by Louis Keene
+
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no
+restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under
+the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or
+online at http://www.gutenberg.org/license
+
+
+
+Title: “Crumps”, The Plain Story of a Canadian Who Went
+
+Author: Louis Keene
+
+Release Date: May 25, 2009 [Ebook #28964]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK “CRUMPS”, THE PLAIN STORY OF A CANADIAN WHO WENT***
+
+
+
+
+
+ “Crumps”
+
+ The Plain Story of a Canadian
+
+ Who Went
+
+ By Louis Keene
+
+ Canadian Expeditionary Force
+
+ With a Prefatory Note By
+
+ General Leonard Wood
+
+ Illustrated by the Author
+
+ Boston and New York
+
+ Houghton Mifflin Company
+
+ 1917
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The “Sub”.
+
+
+
+
+
+PREFATORY NOTE
+
+
+HEADQUARTERS SOUTHEASTERN DEPARTMENT
+CHARLESTON, S.C.
+
+11th August, 1917
+
+Captain Keene has made an interesting contribution to the literature of
+the present war in his account of service, which covers the experience of
+a young officer in the making and on the battle front,—the transformation
+of an artist into a first-class machine-gun officer. He covers the
+training period at home and abroad and the work at the front. This direct
+and interesting account should serve to bring home to all of us an
+appreciation of how much has to be done before troops can be made
+effective for modern war, the cost of unpreparedness, and the disadvantage
+under which troops, partially equipped, labor when they meet highly
+organized ones, prepared, even to the last detail, for all the exigencies
+of modern war. It also brings out the splendid spirit of Canada, the
+Mother Country, and the distant Colonies,—the spirit of the Empire, united
+and determined in a just cause.
+
+This and similar accounts should serve to make clear to us the wisdom of
+the admonition of Washington and many others: “In time of peace prepare
+for war.”
+
+Many young Americans are about to undergo experiences similar to those of
+Captain Keene, and a perusal of this modest and straight-forward narrative
+will help in the great work of getting ready.
+
+LEONARD WOOD,
+_Maj.-Gen. U.S.A._
+
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+Frontispiece.
+
+The “Sub.”
+
+“Beat It!”
+
+The Canadian, Johnnie Canuck, The American, And The ANZAC.
+
+Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun.
+
+“Wipers.”
+
+What’s The Use?
+
+A French Soldier.
+
+“Whiz-Bangs.”
+
+The “Crump.”
+
+Mr. Tommy Atkins.
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: “Don’t Linger Around Here”
+ “The Enemy Can See You.”
+ “Who Me? Yes You. Beat It!”]
+
+
+
+
+
+“CRUMPS”
+
+
+_The Plain Story of a Canadian who went_
+
+The Laurentian Mountains in the Province of Quebec are noted for their
+beauty, fine hunting and fishing, and are the stamping-grounds for many
+artists from the States and Eastern Canada. It was in this capacity that I
+was working during the hot summer of 1914. All through June and July I
+sketched with my father. Other than black flies my only worry was the
+price of my tubes of color.
+
+We usually received our newspapers two or three days after publication;
+consequently we were poorly posted on worldly happenings. Suddenly the war
+clouds gathered and almost before we knew it they became so threatening
+that we grew restless, and even went in to the depot to get our papers so
+that we could have the news sooner.
+
+The assassination of the Austrian Crown Prince and the subsequent events
+were exciting, but it was only when Russia sent that one word “Mobilize”
+to Serbia that we suspected serious results. Even the summer visitors from
+the States exhibited signs of excitement, yet they were skeptical of the
+chances of war; that is, war that would really affect us! My newspaper in
+Montreal wired for me to come down to do war cartoons and I left my father
+and hiked to the depot.
+
+The Montreal train was crowded and conversation centered on the one topic,
+War; the English Navy’s ability to maintain her rule of the seas, and what
+would Canada do. A young Austrian reservist two seats away was telling
+some people in a loud voice how much he wanted to get into it. He was
+going back to answer the call. And I had already begun to hear my
+country’s call.
+
+A newsboy boarding the train at a junction was overwhelmed and succeeded
+in getting twenty-five cents a copy for his papers.
+
+Montreal teemed with suppressed anxiety and every hour fresh news was
+posted. Special bulletin boards were put up on store fronts. Already men
+in uniform were seen in the street. And men were trying to enlist.
+
+The war fever was rising steadily; the chief occupation of Canadians in
+those days was watching the bulletin boards. Rumors of sea fights,
+ultimatums, disasters, and victories were common. The Kaiser seemed to
+declare war on the world at the rate of three countries a day.
+
+On the night of August 4th, as I was putting the finishing touches on a
+cartoon, a friend burst into the room:—“Come out of here! Something must
+happen any minute now.” We marched downtown,—everybody marched in those
+days; walking was abolished in its favor. One met demonstrations
+everywhere, large crowds of cheering men with flags, victrolas at shop
+windows played patriotic airs, and soldiers with civilians crowded before
+the bulletin boards singing the national anthems with great enthusiasm.
+The King had declared war and his message to the fleet had just been put
+up! Newspaper extras were given away by thousands and movies of the
+British Navy were shown on the street. Any one who thought the British
+could not enthuse, changed his mind then.
+
+The audiences at the theatres and moving picture houses on receipt of the
+news rose simultaneously and sang the national anthems, then cheered
+themselves hoarse. These were the first days of the war. Several
+battalions of militia were called out and posted to protect the bridges
+and grain elevators. Battalions were raised overnight, and so many
+recruits came forward that men were refused by the score. England was
+immediately offered ten battalions. Then an army division was possible.
+The Militia Department suddenly became a hive of industry. Men with all
+kinds of business capacity tendered their services gratis, and the
+Canadian war machine, without the experience of previous campaigns, took
+shape. They worked night and day bringing everlasting credit on
+themselves. Banks offered full pay to their employees in uniform, and this
+example was widely followed. The principle prompting this action being,
+“It’s our country; if we can’t fight ourselves, we will help others to
+fight for her.”
+
+Existent camp sites were inadequate, hence new ones were necessary. We had
+a few, but none were big enough. We bought Valcartier, one of the best
+sites in the world, which was equipped almost over-night with water
+service, electric light and drainage. The longest rifle range in the world
+with three and one-half miles of butts was constructed. Railroad sidings
+were put in and 35,000 troops from all over the Dominion poured into it.
+Think of it,—Canada with her population of seven and one-half millions
+offering 35,000 volunteers the first few weeks, without calling out her
+militia. And even to-day the militia are yet to be called. Thus every
+Canadian who has served at the front has been a volunteer. England
+accepted an army division. Fifteen hundred qualified officers were told
+that they would have to stay and train men for the next contingent. But
+this was not fighting. They were dissatisfied. They resigned their
+commissions and went as privates. Uniforms, boots, rifles and equipment
+were found for everybody. Every man was trained as much as possible in the
+time allowed, and within six weeks of the declaration of war, guns, horses
+and 35,000 men were going forward to avenge Belgium.
+
+With me the question of signing up was a big one. In the first place, I
+wanted to go; I wanted to go quickly. Several other fellows and myself had
+decided upon a certain battalion. But much to our disgust and regret we
+were informed that enlistments had stopped only a short time before.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The Canadian
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Johnnie Canuck
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The American
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The ANZAC
+
+
+Then came the announcement of the organization of the First Auto Machine
+Gun Brigade, the generous gift of several of Canada’s most prominent
+citizens, and it was in this unit that I enlisted with my friend Pat, a
+six-foot, husky Scotchman, with the fighting blood of the kilties very
+near the surface. We were immediately transported to Ottawa in company
+with fifty other picked men from Montreal. At Ottawa the complement of our
+battery was completed upon the arrival of one hundred more men from Ottawa
+and Toronto. Here we trained until it came time for us to move to
+Montreal, and there the battery was embarked on board the Corinthian with
+a unit of heavy artillery. We sailed down to Quebec where we joined the
+other ships assembled to take over the First Canadian Contingent.
+
+
+ _Corinthian, Wednesday, Sept. 30th, 1914._
+
+ MY DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER:—
+
+ We are now steaming down the St. Lawrence. No one knows where we
+ are going.
+
+ Our fleet is a wonderful sight. All the ships are painted war
+ gray—sides, boats and funnels. We are expecting to pick up the
+ warships which are to convoy us across at Father Point, somewhere
+ near where the Empress of Ireland was sunk.
+
+ Quebec looked very fine. The big guns were being hoisted into
+ boats, horses embarking, and battalion after battalion arriving
+ and going aboard. Those who came from Valcartier have had a rough
+ time. They actually look as if they had come through a campaign.
+ It gave me thrills all day to see these fine men come through the
+ dock-gates with a steady swing. It is a magnificent contribution
+ to any army. It’s good to think of all these men coming at their
+ country’s call.
+
+ Some day, if I get back, I want to paint a picture of the fleet
+ assembled at Quebec. The grays and greens looked really beautiful.
+ Quebec, the city of history and the scene of many big battles,
+ views with disdain the Canadian patriotism in the present crisis,
+ and we had no send-off, no flags and no bands.
+
+ This letter will not be mailed for ten days, until we are well on
+ the way over. We are crowded, and if we are going through the
+ tropics we shall have a bad time; it is cold now, so we don’t
+ notice the congestion.
+
+ We had one hundred and forty horses aboard and two batteries of
+ heavy artillery, besides our own armored cars. All the transports
+ are crowded. We were passed by about ten of the other boats, and
+ as they did so we cheered each other. The thin lines of khaki on
+ all the ships will make a name for themselves. I’m proud I am one
+ of them.
+
+ We’ve had a big dose of vaccine pumped into our arms to-day. This
+ will be the last letter I send before I arrive, wherever we are
+ going.
+
+
+The Corinthian sailed from Quebec to Father Point, where a patrol boat
+arrived with orders. We then sailed into the Gulf, but toward evening we
+turned into the coast. When we passed Fame Point Light a small boat, which
+afterwards turned out to be another patrol boat, sailing without lights,
+flashed further orders to us. The Corinthian immediately turned round and
+headed back. The minute the patrol boat’s signal light went out we were
+unable to distinguish it from the sea. The coloring is a good protection;
+even a boat, close to, sailing without lights, it is impossible to pick
+out. Apparently our orders were to cruise around until daylight and then
+sail for the Bay of Gaspé, and this morning at daybreak we sailed into
+that beautiful, natural harbor, which is big enough to accommodate the
+entire British fleet.
+
+I expect that to the villagers living around this harbor all events will
+date from to-day—to-day, when the wonderful sight of twenty-five ocean
+liners drawn up in battleship formation in this quiet place, deserted
+except for an occasional visit from a river steamer or fishing craft,
+greeted their gaze.
+
+Five gray fighting ships are mounting guard, and by their signals and
+pinnaces chasing backward and forward between the troopers are bossing the
+show. A corporal, a South African War veteran, as we looked at them,
+quoted Kipling’s
+
+
+ “The liner she’s a lady
+ With the paint upon ’er face,
+ The man o’ war’s ’er ’usband
+ And keeps ’er in ’er place.”
+
+
+Towards noon a smart launch came alongside. Even at a distance the boys
+were quick to recognize our popular minister of militia, Sam Hughes, and a
+thundering cheer rang out. With him were several soldiers who threw
+bundles of papers aboard. These were printed copies of his farewell to the
+troops. His launch sailed by the ship, and then on to the next and so on,
+through the fleet.
+
+Our orders forbade the display of lights or even striking of matches after
+6 P.M.; consequently all lights were masked to-night on the vessels,
+except those on the Royal Edward. The minute her lights were put out the
+Bay resumed its normal condition, not even the outlines of the vessels
+being visible.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+A press photographer on a launch has been taking pictures all the
+afternoon. Sailed at five o’clock this afternoon just as the twilight
+commenced. We sailed out in three lines. The convoy is now under way and
+we extend as far as can be seen in both directions. We have two military
+police patrols whose chief duty is to see that no matches are struck on
+deck. Bill, who smokes more matches than tobacco, has had to go below so
+often to light his pipe, that he has decided to do without smoking on
+deck. It is surprising how far a match struck in the dark will show. We
+noticed how matches struck on the other ships showed up last night. All
+our portholes are screwed down with the heavy weather irons and those of
+the second-class cabins are covered with blankets. The authorities are
+taking no chances.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are having physical drills and lectures all day, and we are working
+just as hard on board as we would ashore. Our speed will not be more than
+nine knots; the speed of the slowest vessel regulating the speed of the
+whole fleet.
+
+Matches are getting very scarce. We complained about the tea to the
+orderly officer to-day; milk is running out, so the tea is made with milk
+and sugar in. We asked to have the three separate, but we were told that
+if we complained we would have all three taken away. As a floor stain it’s
+great, but as tea it’s a failure.
+
+We are quartered in the steerage part of the ship and our food is in
+keeping. It is really remarkable how they can consistently get that same
+coal-oil flavor in all the food.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+War news is signaled from ship to ship by semaphore flags by day. It is
+posted up in the guard room daily. The news that the Indian troops landed
+in France on the 29th of September was the chief item on the bulletin
+yesterday. We’re short on things to read. Scraps of newspapers are
+devoured, even to the advertisements. In our cabin we have a “Saturday
+Evening Post” of September 26th which is thumb-marked and torn, but it is
+still treasured. We were not allowed to bring anything besides our kit on
+board on account of the limited space.
+
+Reveille blows at six o’clock and we have to answer the roll-call at 6.15.
+The idea is, that if the men get up and walk about, they are not so likely
+to get seasick, but in spite of that quite a number are sick. We have on
+board one hundred of our brigade; two hundred and sixteen heavy artillery
+and one hundred and forty horses, together with artillery officers and
+equipment. The horses take up the same space which in ordinary times is
+occupied by humans. Otherwise, we should have a great many more troops.
+Our destination is still a mystery. We’re a fleet without a port.
+
+Have just been ordered on fatigue to take a prisoner on deck for exercise.
+He is to be tried by court-martial to-morrow for striking a sergeant. All
+day he is kept locked up and only allowed out at night for exercise, under
+escort. The escort consists of two men and a non-com. While on this job we
+watched the signalers flashing the war news from the stern of our boat to
+the bridge of the next astern, the Virginian. The news is flashed at night
+by the lamps—short and long flashes. The news is picked up by wireless on
+the flagship, the Charybdis, at the head of our line and signaled back
+from ship to ship.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+This is the list of the fleet. It is written here in the order in which
+they are sailing. Three warships are heading the fleet; the flagship is
+the H.M.S. Charybdis, commanded by Admiral Wemyss, who distinguished
+himself a few weeks ago in the Battle of Heligoland.
+
+H.M.S. Diana
+H.M.S. Eclipse
+H.M.S. Charybdis
+Caribbean
+Megantic
+Scotian
+Athenia
+Ruthenia
+Arcadian
+Royal Edward
+Bermudian
+Zealand
+Franconia
+Alaunia
+Corinthian (The transport on which I was shipped.)
+H.M.S. Glory
+Canada
+Ivernia
+Virginian
+Monmouth
+Scandinavian
+Sasconia
+Manitou
+Sicilian
+Grampian
+Tyrolia
+Montezuma
+Andania
+Tunisian
+Lapland
+Montreal
+Laurentic
+Cassandra
+Laconia
+Royal George
+H.M.S. Talbot
+
+The H.M.S. Glory, the vessel on our starboard beam, altered her course
+to-day and held up a tramp steamer. We could just see the two vessels
+through our glasses. Apparently everything was all right as the tramp was
+allowed to go on her way afterwards.
+
+We are all given our boat stations. This afternoon a submarine alarm was
+sounded. Everybody on board, including the stewards, had to drop
+everything and chase to the boats. In the excitement a cook shot a “billy”
+of soup over an officer’s legs, much to our silent delight.
+
+Thinking it over, it will be remarkable if the Germans allow us to cross
+without making some attempt to sink a few transports. Besides the actual
+loss of the men, the demoralizing effect it will have on the recruiting
+would count a great deal. No man likes to be shot or drowned without a
+show.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I am writing this in my cabin, which is only nine feet by six feet and in
+which six of us sleep at night. Besides living in it we have to keep all
+our equipment clean, which is some job!
+
+About eleven this morning a commotion occurred in the middle line. The
+cruiser heading it and the second ship, the Royal Edward, turned back.
+Also several other boats turned in their course. As we have very little
+excitement we hoped it might be a German attack, for we all want to see a
+naval battle. I looked at the cruiser through powerful glasses and saw
+sailors fixing up the starboard lifeboat, so we presumed that it was
+simply a case of “man overboard.”
+
+A big cruiser has joined our fleet and is acting as a flank guard about
+three miles away from our starboard side.
+
+We have a great deal of physical exercise in spite of the rolling of the
+deck. This morning, while in the middle of it I was called away to dress
+and form part of an escort to the prisoner who was to be tried by field
+court-martial to-day. The court was very dignified, and it took a long
+time owing to the inexperience of the officers in such matters. It was the
+first court-martial I have seen,—the proceedings are strictly legal, being
+conducted according to the book, and with the officers wearing their
+swords. The poor devil expects two years.
+
+We have been pitching and tossing a great deal to-day. Physical exercising
+on the sloping decks is becoming a mighty risky thing.
+
+Quite a number of the transports have guns mounted on board so they are
+not entirely dependent on the cruisers. It looks as if we are sailing
+north of the usual trade routes. I have just heard that five more
+battleships are on the starboard beam. They came into sight early this
+morning, but have since been out of sight. We are sailing north of the
+trade routes.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The fleet is being increased. All ships are stopped. Those sailing west
+are allowed to go after being boarded; those going in the same direction
+as ourselves are made to fall into line, so there will be no danger of the
+news of our sailing reaching Europe ahead of us. If we continue to pick up
+ships sailing in our direction, the fleet will be enormous by the time we
+arrive at our unknown destination. We sailed two hundred and twelve miles
+the last twenty-four hours.
+
+Two more transports have joined us. They came from Newfoundland. I hear
+that we now have forty-three ships in the fleet. We sail at ten cables’
+length apart, about one thousand yards.
+
+We are getting into more dangerous water evidently. Early this morning the
+Royal George steamed up from the end of the line and took up a position at
+the head of the fleet, but in line with the battleship Glory about three
+miles away on the port. The Laurentic took up a similar position on the
+starboard. Both these ships are armored and have guns mounted on them.
+They are being used as scouts.
+
+We all rushed up on deck to see a cruiser pass close to us this midday. It
+was a magnificent sight. She was either the H.M.S. Bristol or the H.M.S.
+Essex; her name was painted The bluejackets were massed on the decks
+forward and as she went by the marines’ band played “The Maple Leaf
+Forever.” We returned cheers with the sailors. It gives you a great thrill
+to see a British ship and to have the knowledge of what it represents. To
+be British is a great thing, and I’m proud to think that I’m going to
+fight for my country. When this war is over and men are talking round a
+table, it will be, “Where were you fighting during the war?” not “Did you
+fight during the war?”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I’m in a gun-cleaning squad every afternoon. To-day I cleaned the machine
+gun on which I’m second gunner. We treat our machine guns as if they were
+pets. No one will ever be able to say that my gun is dirty. It will
+probably be my best friend some day.
+
+The finding of the court-martial was read out to us on full parade this
+afternoon. First the “Heavies” were lined up on all sides of the deck,
+then the “Mosquitos,” as the Machine Gunners are called, lined up inside;
+the prisoner between an escort was led up in the center. It was
+wonderfully impressive. I felt that I was to witness the condemning of a
+fellow soldier to a number of years of hard labor. Over the whole assembly
+there came a deathlike silence and the finding of the court was read to us
+by an officer, the sentence being thirty-six days!
+
+The second steward told me that it took two hundred carpenters twelve
+hours to tear down the cabins and fix up horse fittings. First the
+authorities made arrangements to ship a thousand troops on this ship.
+We’re crowded as we are now with only three hundred odd. I hate to think
+what it would have been like with a thousand.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Early this morning a large man-o’-war came up on the port at a speed that
+made everything else seem to stop. We have now battleships on all sides.
+This ship, although a long way off, looks tremendous. She is one of the
+latest super-dreadnaughts.
+
+I was on guard last night when one of the cruisers came alongside to TALK
+to the captain about having lights showing in some of the ports. I enjoyed
+it immensely, for I discovered that the British Navy, true to tradition,
+was still able to maintain its high level of profanity. The ship is in
+pitch darkness and there is no moon. On deck it’s almost impossible to
+walk it’s so dark. Tonight is supposed to be the night on which the
+Germans are going to make a raid. I am going to sleep on deck so that I
+shall not miss anything. I’d hate to miss the chance of seeing a naval
+engagement. I can’t see how the Germans can possibly let a chance go by. A
+nervy cruiser could sink any amount of ships. If the British Navy were up
+against us they would have had a cut in before now.
+
+Slept on deck last night. Nothing happened except that early this morning
+a French cruiser joined us, and I got covered with smuts from the
+smokestack.
+
+The Admiral has received one hundred and twenty-six words of war news, but
+will not let us have them. Probably they’re disastrous. We break up
+to-night or to-morrow. It’s scarcely likely that the whole fleet will be
+taken to one port at the same time.
+
+That super-dreadnaught passed down the columns to-day. She is of
+tremendous size and travels at high speed. She is probably the Queen Mary.
+
+Expect to see land Wednesday.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Blowing a gale. All day the spendrift has been blowing over. The decks
+have been too wet for parades, thank God! All the way over we have had
+physical exercise, sometimes as much as four hours a day. We’re all in
+fine physical condition.
+
+To-day we were allowed to wash our clothes. I can see the advantage of
+khaki now. Even after working hard on my clothes, my underwear is still
+dark white. The rails were covered with underwear and socks when the storm
+started. Now every square inch below is used for drying clothes. Even the
+electric lights are festooned. We have a final kit inspection to-morrow
+and then we pack for disembarkation. We are only about one hundred miles
+from the “Bishop’s Light.”
+
+It has been a very long voyage and we have been very cramped. All our
+equipment has to be carried in our cabins. Try sleeping six men with all
+their outfit in a cabin nine feet by six feet. The ship carpenter has a
+standing job to repair our cabin. We have rough-housed so much that his
+attention was continually necessary. The trip has been so long that we are
+now beginning to hate each other. I went down in the stoke-hole and the
+engine-room. Even amongst the whirling machines it was more peaceful than
+in our quarters. It seems months since I was in Montreal last.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Dear Old England in sight!
+
+We’re passing the Lizard now.
+
+The kit has all been inspected and we hope to land to-morrow some time.
+
+We’re lying in the historic harbor of Plymouth; arrived here about two
+hours ago. We’re surrounded by fast little torpedo-boat destroyers, which
+are chasing round us all the time like dogs loosened from a chain. The
+breakwater has searchlights mounted on each end and fixed lights are
+playing from the shore. As the lights occasionally flash up the ships in
+the bay, it is as bright as day. Nobody is allowed ashore, not even the
+officers. We may go on to Southampton, only we must get there before five
+at night. After that time nothing is allowed in.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Sailed at daybreak on to Devonport. Most of the transports are now lying
+in pairs at anchor in the harbor. We’re close to the shore. We can see
+naval “jolly boats” and pinnaces sailing back and forth. On one side are
+lying the H.M.S Powerful and another boat, both of which in their day were
+the pride of the Navy. The Powerful was the boat which made such a name
+for herself in the Boer War. Now both of these vessels are training ships
+and obsolete so far as this war goes.
+
+All our haversacks have been boiled in coffee to stain them khaki.
+
+One of the Navy steam launches came by and we asked them to get us
+newspapers. They came back with a bundle and we nearly had a riot trying
+to get at them.
+
+It was only to-day that we heard of the fall of Antwerp, the atrocities of
+Belgium, and the treachery of Maritz in Cape Colony.
+
+We shall be getting off in a few hours and this may be the last I shall
+write for some time. I have put in a great deal of time during the voyage
+writing and have done so under difficulties. Sometimes the cabin has been
+torn in pieces, and often arguments, carried on by leather-lunged
+opponents of “Kultur,” have made this work hard.
+
+We hear that some paper published an account of the sinking of twenty of
+the ships. This rumor is false, and it’s a beastly thing for the newspaper
+to do, but you must remember to discount all news a great deal.
+
+Still on board and we shall probably be here for a few days more. My, it’s
+galling to be so near to the land and yet to be cooped up in our crowded
+quarters. Crowded launches and steamers are sailing round the liners. All
+day long cheering crowds come out to see us. Last night another liner
+called Florizel, with the First Regiment Newfoundland troops, tied up to
+us. They were a fine-looking lot of men. We told them we had no tobacco;
+they threw dozens of tins of their tobacco and cigarettes over to us. We
+fought for them. I got the remains of one tin with most of the contents
+spilt. Still, as many of us haven’t had a smoke for three days, we
+appreciated it. Several cruisers have come in to-day, and there seem to be
+dozens of submarines and torpedo boats cruising around all day. The reason
+we did not go to Southampton is that five German submarines were waiting
+for us.
+
+The transports are unloading at the rate of five or six ships a day. It
+will probably be our turn on Sunday. The fleet looks splendid at night now
+that we have most of the lights on. All night the steel riveters are at
+work on three battleships that are being built close by. Near us are
+several “wooden walls.” One is a ship of Nelson’s, the Queen Adelaide.
+Every boat, tug, lighter and motor boat here is the property of the
+Admiralty.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are probably going to Salisbury Plain for two months. We are the first
+Expeditionary Force to land in England from the dominions or colonies, but
+others are on their way. The sailors from the training ships serenade us
+in boats with bands and play “O Canada,” “The Maple Leaf Forever,” and all
+day long on one ship or the other we hear “It’s a Long Way to Tipperary.”
+Every one is singing it; without doubt it is _the_ song of the war. To-day
+we got a bundle of papers. We read them right through to the
+advertisements. Cigarettes and matches are at a premium and food is
+running out on board. The strain of staying here is becoming too great.
+We’re all disagreeable and insubordinate. The guard room is already full
+and will soon need enlarging.
+
+On guard to prevent the men of the two ships (our own and the Florizel
+with the Newfoundlanders) coming over to visit each other. At ten o’clock
+at night I got the tip that a bunch of men were going to make a break for
+shore and I was asked to go. I had just come off sentry and was dressed
+for shore. We all met up forward, hailed a police boat, climbed down a
+rope ladder across two barges unloading shells and into the police launch.
+When I got in I found that I and one other fellow were the only privates;
+all the rest were sergeants and corporals, thirteen altogether, unlucky
+number. The police sergeants asked me if we had passes. I said, “You bet,”
+and we sailed away from the ship right under everybody’s nose. We landed
+and then took a car to Plymouth and went on the Hoe, which has been in
+absolute darkness since the beginning of the war. Girls were very
+interested in us and took most of our collar badges and buttons as
+souvenirs. One man asked me to give him a cigarette as a souvenir.
+
+We met an English captain in a tobacconist’s and he invited us up to the
+barracks. Two of us went. I was one. To get there we had to go on a street
+car. We had just sat down when up the stairs came my Lieutenant McCarthy.
+When he saw me he said, “How the hell did you get here?” “Oh, just swam
+across.” “Well, if you get caught it’ll be the guard room for you.” I
+said, “Never mind, we’ll have company.” He is a pretty good sport. We went
+to the barracks, had a session with the captain, then went to the quay,
+picked up the rest of the men, and sneaked on board. I got to bed at three
+and had to get up this morning at six o’clock to go on guard.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Sunday, very tired. On guard all day, two hours on, four off. It’s very
+unfortunate having a Sunday guard, because in the ordinary way we have to
+attend church parade in the morning and after having listened to a sermon
+and sung “Onward, Christian Soldiers,” or, “Fight the good fight,” we are
+free for the day, whereas guards stay on twenty-four hours.
+
+The major noticed one of the sergeants coming on board this morning at six
+o’clock. The idiot missed us this morning and of course that dished us.
+The sergeants got in wrong. As I am only a private, and therefore ignorant
+and simple according to the military code, and, being with
+non-commissioned officers who are supposed to possess superior
+intelligence, I got away with it. The sergeants have had to do sentry on
+the same ladder we went down.
+
+Everybody is as disagreeable as possible. We are lying in midstream and
+can see the town. Can you imagine anything more galling than that?
+
+While I was on guard the Vicar of Plymouth came aboard and held service.
+He said that the last time a Vicar of Plymouth preached to warriors was
+just before Drake sailed to meet the Armada.
+
+Thank God! moving at last. We’ve moored up to the docks just opposite two
+magnificent dreadnaughts. Naval men are handling our cargo, our kit bags
+are packed and we are ready to disembark.
+
+Near our ship’s stern is a barge full of ventilators and spare parts of
+ships which are taken away when ships are cleared for action. Some of the
+rifle racks were marked Cornwall and I noticed a davit post with the name
+Highflyer, the boat that sank the Kaiser Wilhelm after she had been
+preying on the shipping off South Africa. When a ship is cleared for
+action, all inflammable fittings, such as wooden doors, ladders, racks,
+extra boats, and davits, etc., are discarded. If the order to “clear the
+decks for action” comes at sea, overboard go all these luxuries. It is
+calculated that the cost of “clearing decks” on a cruiser is five thousand
+dollars.
+
+Some of our stuff was unloaded yesterday, and when the ship moved a guard
+was placed over it. When the corporal went down the gangplank with the
+relief, Pat and I walked down behind as if we were part of the same, right
+by the officers. We had a devil of a job to get through the dock gates, a
+suspicious policeman and sentry on guard. We told the sergeant of the
+police a pitiful story, saying that we hadn’t had anything to eat for
+three days, and finally he relented. “All right, my lads, only don’t
+‘swing the lead’ in town.” We got into Devonport and went to the biggest
+hotel. Before they had time to throw us out we ordered breakfast of real
+food. It was fine after the ship’s grub. After sitting there ten minutes,
+the general commanding the district came in and sat behind us. He stared.
+Two privates in the same room as the general!! But all he said was, “If
+you boys can fight as you eat, you’ll make an impression.” Then we visited
+some other places!
+
+We went back to the docks and went over the super-dreadnaughts, Tiger and
+Benbow, the biggest war vessels in the world. The Tiger’s speed on her
+trials was 37.5 knots an hour.
+
+After we had seen enough, we went back to the ship and tried to look as if
+we had been working with one of the fatigue parties on shore. It worked!
+
+We marched off the ship midday and then I had to go on guard again all
+night. That was the first time we were allowed ashore to see the town, and
+I was on guard, so if I hadn’t slipped ashore on the two occasions
+mentioned, I should not have seen it at all.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It rained all night, and when I was off guard I slept on the top of one of
+our armored trucks, under a tarpaulin. It’s wonderful how we can sleep now
+anywhere, and we often have our clothes on for three days at a time. Many
+a time I sleep with all my equipment on. Get wet and dry it by keeping it
+on. We all have to do it. The idea of pajamas or baths as necessities
+seems funny. At one time I would sooner go without breakfast than miss a
+bath. Now I make sure of the breakfast.
+
+We are going to drive our cars through England to Salisbury Plain. We
+started this morning and drove through Devonport. Cheering crowds
+everywhere. All our cars wear the streaming pennants: “Canada With the
+Empire,” which pleased the people a great deal.
+
+As we rode through the streets people showered gifts upon us, such as
+cakes, chocolates, newspapers and apples, and everywhere made lusty
+demonstrations. The people of Taunton, as soon as they heard that the
+Canadians were coming, turned out the barracks and we were met by all the
+officers, who came in to talk to us. One second lieutenant, after studying
+me for some time, said, “Isn’t your name Keene?” “Yes,” I replied, “but
+how do you know?” “I went to school with you fifteen years ago.” His name
+was Carter; he was in the Second Dorsets. That night he got me out of
+barracks for a couple of hours, and we hashed over the schoolboy
+reminiscences. The people of Taunton were arranging a dance for us, but
+nobody was allowed to attend. The major believes in putting us to bed
+early; his theory being that a man can’t drive cars well after a party,
+and he couldn’t keep the drivers in alone.
+
+Ladies from Taunton, of the pleasing English type with beautiful
+complexions, handed round all sorts of rubbish, jam puffs, and other
+things which belong to the time before we joined the army.
+
+Traveled all the morning. Everybody turned out to see us. The
+Brigadier-General wired ahead, and hastily prepared placards, still wet,
+were hanging from the windows,—
+
+
+ God Bless the Canadians
+ Loyal Sons
+ of
+ The Empire
+
+ The gathering of
+ the Lions’ whelps
+
+
+and in one case the haste was so great that “God Save the King” was hung
+upside down.
+
+Everybody wants my badges and buttons, and some men in the unit have not
+one left. Hence I have requisitioned an order for a hundred to meet the
+demand.
+
+All over the country you see “Kitchener’s Army” drilling. In one case we
+passed about a hundred of them. When they saw us they broke ranks and
+shook us by the hands. The people of England are much impressed with our
+speed in coming over. Old men and women shouted, “God bless you,
+Canadians!” while tears trickled down their cheeks.
+
+I read this notice in one little shop,—
+
+
+ At noon every day the church bell will ring a few chimes and
+ everybody is asked to stop whatever he is doing and offer this
+ prayer, “Oh, Lord, help our soldiers and sailors to defeat our
+ enemies, and let us have Peace.”
+
+ (Signed) The Vicar.
+
+
+Recruiting notices ten feet by six feet with the sentence “Your King and
+Country Need You” are to be seen everywhere in shops, on barns, trees, and
+even church doors.
+
+Motorists and cyclists are warned to pull up whenever requested or the
+results may be serious. Most of the motors have O.H.M.S. plates above the
+number plate.
+
+We billeted in a village school; all slept in our blankets on the floor.
+Left the school and cleaned up before the kids came for their lessons next
+day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Salisbury Plain. Arrived to-day. This part is called Bustard and takes its
+name from the small Bustard Inn, Headquarters of General Alderson, General
+Officer Commanding. Troops are here in thousands and we are no novelty.
+The roads are torn up. Mud is two feet deep in places. All through the day
+and night motor lorries, artillery and cavalry are traveling over the
+ground. Aeroplanes are circling overhead and heavy artillery are firing.
+We see the shells bursting on the ranges every day.
+
+Always raining. Everything is wet, and I am sleeping in a rotten tent
+which leaks. Still, we are all so fit that what would kill an ordinary man
+doesn’t worry us much.
+
+We all get three days’ leave and are trying by every means possible to
+wangle another day or two. Many men have to see dentists, and lots of men
+have grandparents in Scotland who display signs of dying suddenly. If the
+excuse is good enough, we get four days and sometimes five. I have a
+sweetheart in Scotland, but if that is played out I have to work something
+else.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Wonderful sight from where I am now. Miles of tents, motors and horse
+lines on this desolate moorland. No houses; only camps and a few trees
+which have been planted as wind screens. The soil is very poor, too poor
+for farming. It is government property and it is only used for troops. We
+are ten miles from a railroad. We are so isolated that we might be in
+Africa, except that it’s so cold.
+
+The papers are starting an agitation to get the Canadians to march through
+London, and are asking why they should be smuggled in and then shut up on
+Salisbury Plain. They want to see us, AND WE WANT TO SEE LONDON!!
+
+Our ambulance car has been used every day since we came here, taking
+wounded from one hospital to another. The rest of our cars have been used
+to carry German prisoners.
+
+One of the spies caught on the ships is said to have been shot. Several
+were arrested; two were caught in Devonport while we were there, one in a
+Canadian officer’s uniform.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Am spending seventy-two hours’ leave in London. Got leave through this
+telegram which is from “the girl I’m engaged to”:
+
+
+ Disappointed. Met train. Please do come. Leaving for Belgium soon.
+ Love.
+
+ EDYTHE.
+
+
+She is a Red Cross nurse. This is a new one and it worked. McCarthy sent
+it to me.
+
+London is very dismal. No electric signs, and the tops of all the street
+lamps are painted black so that the lights don’t show from above. However,
+we managed to have a good time, in spite of it all. The Germans say that
+the Canadians are being held in England to repel the invasion.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The facilities for bathing are not very extensive. I rode into Salisbury,
+a distance of seventeen miles, yesterday, on top of some packing-cases in
+a covered transport wagon, for a bath, the first since I was last on
+leave. We get a Turkish bath in town for thirty cents. After that we had a
+large juicy steak and then started our seventeen-mile trip back through
+the pouring rain. Every other mile we got down and helped the driver swear
+and push the car out of the mud, vast quantities of which abound on the
+Salisbury roads, believe me!!
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is Sunday afternoon. Most of the men in camp are asleep or reading.
+Outside it is raining. It seems to be always raining, and occasionally we
+have such a thick fog that even a trip to get water is exciting before you
+can get back to your own lines.
+
+Owing to our camp having become a swamp we have had to move our quarters
+to drier ground. Moving the tents is not a big job, but rebuilding the
+cook-house is! I figure that when I leave the army I shall have a few more
+professions to choose from. For example, I’m a pretty hefty trench digger;
+then as a scavenger I am pretty good at picking up tin cans and pieces of
+paper; also I’m an expert in building things such as shelters from any old
+pieces of timber that we can steal; then as a cook I can now make that
+wonderful tea that I wrote you about, besides many other things which we
+didn’t realize that we had to do when we enlisted.
+
+To-day the paper says “Fair and Warmer.” We could do with some of that.
+Years ago, before I joined the army and lost my identity, I rather liked
+occasionally getting wet in the refreshing rain; but now the trouble is
+that we are always wet and have nowhere to dry our things, except by
+sleeping on them.
+
+Our major has an original scheme of training men in the ranks to qualify
+for commissions, sort of having half a dozen embryo officers ready. I have
+been picked as one and have to study in all my spare time. It means a
+great deal more work, but it’s very interesting and the sort of thing I
+would like to do. We start to-day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We began our instruction on the machine gun to the officers and the men
+who are up here for a special course; I have a boozy lieutenant, who
+doesn’t care a hang, and a bright non-com. Some of the officers we brought
+over make good mascots.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It was fine to-day. We were even able to open up the tent flap to dry the
+place a bit. To-day the major congratulated me on the Christmas card I
+designed for the unit.
+
+Our classes of instruction to the “alien” officers finish to-morrow. Both
+the men I was instructing passed.
+
+The adjutant is very anxious to put us through our officers’ training
+course quickly.
+
+We are now recognized as the specialist corps in the machine-gun work with
+the Canadian Division, and he is anxious that we shall be ready to take
+commissions when casualties occur. Every battalion of infantry has a
+machine-gun section attached, and we have the job of training the officers
+and sergeants of these sections.
+
+Owing to the bombardment of the east coast, several of our battalions are
+under orders to move at a moment’s notice. It is thought that the
+bombardment was simply a ruse to draw the British fleet away from around
+Heligoland.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The newspaper boys in Salisbury, when you refuse to buy an “Hextra,” shout
+“Montreal Star” and “Calgary Eyeopener,” and all the shopgirls and
+barmaids in Salisbury say, “Some kid,” “Believe muh,” “Oh, Boy!”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I had been granted Christmas leave at the last minute, and as it was
+awkward to telegraph to Northwich, I arrived after a long journey, lasting
+sixteen hours, ten minutes ahead of the letter I’d sent saying I was
+coming. My arrival soon spread over the town. A Canadian—this was a rather
+unique thing for Northwich, a little Cheshire town. Out of a population of
+about eighteen thousand, two thousand men have joined the colors. The men
+in uniform from the works are all receiving half pay. The other men who
+are staying are working twelve hours a day and give up part of their pay
+so that the jobs of the soldiers will be open when they come back.
+Thirty-five Belgian refugees are being kept here. Money to keep them for
+twelve months has been subscribed. One huge house has been taken over as a
+hospital with twenty-three nurses, all volunteers from Northwich.
+Everybody has done or is doing something in the great struggle. The young
+ladies in this neighborhood have no use for a man who is not in khaki, and
+with customary north of England frankness tell them so.
+
+I expect that you know that the Government has sent around forms to every
+house asking the men who are going to volunteer to sign, and men long past
+the military age have signed the papers, “too old for the war service, but
+willing to serve either at home or abroad voluntary for the period of the
+war.” Others have offered to do work to allow young men to go, to keep
+their jobs for them. This shows the spirit that permeates England. There
+is only one end and that MUST be the crushing of the Germans. I don’t
+believe people have any idea of the number of men who are at present under
+arms, and still the posters everywhere say that we must have more men.
+
+I wonder if you know that the Germans are shooting British prisoners who
+are found with what they consider insulting post-cards of the Kaiser, and
+even references to His All Highest in letters are dangerous. As we are
+nearing the time when we shall go across I thought I would mention it.
+
+We expect to leave England somewhere around January 15th. We have been
+living in the mud so long that we are getting quite web-footed.
+
+This is a war Christmas. People are too excited and anxious to celebrate
+it. I wonder what sort of a Christmas the next one will be! What a
+terrible Christmas the Germans must have had in Germany. They admit over
+one million casualties. Fancy a million in less than five months. During
+the Napoleonic wars, which extended over twenty years, six million died,
+and yet one side in this war already admits one million.
+
+The Canadian ordnance stores have been given instructions that all
+equipments down to the last button must be ready by the 15th of January.
+That date seems to be the favorite one. I believe it is the commencement
+of big things; a move will then be made to embark large numbers of troops
+across to France.
+
+All our telegraphic addresses were taken when we came away on leave in
+case it were decided to send units over before our term of leave expired.
+
+A German aviator flew over Dover yesterday and made a fierce and terrible
+bomb attack on a cabbage patch. Terrible casualty in cabbages. Berlin must
+have designs on a bumper crop of sauerkraut.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Back in camp. It was hard to come down to it. Our blankets and clothes
+left in the tent were mildewed, clammy, and partly submerged. Our feet are
+wet and we are again soldiers, dirty and cold.
+
+Traveled down in the train with thirty-six men of the Canadian contingent
+who had formed an escort for fifty-six undesirables who have been shipped
+back to Canada. It seems strange when men are needed so badly to ship them
+back because they are a bit unruly or get drunk too often. They will all
+come back with future contingents. Six of them made a dash for it at
+Liverpool. Three of them got away altogether.
+
+It snowed yesterday. Last night the camp looked beautiful; the tents lit
+up through the snow in the moonlight made a pretty picture, a suitable
+subject for a magazine cover, but mighty uncomfortable to camp in.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+In a gale last night many tents were blown down. We spent all day putting
+them up again. The cook house, a substantial frame building, has also
+blown down again.
+
+When I got back I found a Christmas hamper, a bunch of holly and a small
+box of maple sugar and packet of cigarettes from the Duchess of Connaught
+with her Christmas card. All parcels for the troops came in duty free. Our
+postal system is very efficient. We get our letters as regularly as we
+would in a town.
+
+People send us so many cigarettes that we sometimes have too many. I wish
+we could get more tobacco and fewer cigarettes. If you remember during the
+Boer War the authorities tried to break the “Tommy” of his “fags” by
+giving him more tobacco. Now they really seem to encourage cigarette
+smoking, although it really doesn’t matter; the same things which are
+harmful in towns don’t have the same bad effects when we are living in the
+open.
+
+All leave is up by the 10th of January for everybody, officers and men.
+
+The Princess Patricia Canadian Light Infantry have gone to the front to
+the envy of everybody. It is a splendid battalion with fine officers. They
+have been lying next to our lines and we have made many friends with the
+“Pats.”
+
+Cerebro-spinal meningitis has broken out, and in spite of all efforts to
+check it, seems to be gaining ground. Several officers have died with it,
+and I believe that four battalions are quarantined. We have to use
+chloride of lime on the tent floors and around the lines. My friend Pat
+calls it “Spike McGuiness.” The worst of a disease like this is that a
+patient never recovers. Even a cure means partial paralysis for life. I
+believe that Salisbury Plain is known for it, and I hear that all the
+ground that troops are now occupying is to be ploughed up when we leave.
+As far as that goes we have ploughed it up a bit already, but a systematic
+ploughing will make it more regular. The subsoil is only four inches, then
+you come to chalky clay. The tent-pegs when they are taken from the ground
+are covered with chalk.
+
+I think that the Canadian Contingent has had a pretty raw deal. We’re not
+even included in the six army divisions which are going to France by the
+end of March. Wish I had joined the “Princess Pats,” who are already
+there. We want to fight.
+
+We’re having a beastly time as compared with the Belgian refugees and the
+German prisoners in England. We’re beginning to wonder if we are ever
+going to the front. There is now some talk of billeting us in Bristol.
+We’ve been under arms nearly five months and should be good fighting
+material by now. With a similar number of men the Germans would have done
+something by this time.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+All the last week the selected few of us have been working separately on a
+course of work to qualify us for commissions. We have had to study hard
+every spare minute when not drilling each other.
+
+Several dogs have attached themselves to us; sometimes they find
+themselves on a piece of string, the other end being in a man’s hand. One
+of these, a big bull terrier, sleeps in the canteen. The beer is quite
+safe with him there, but two nights ago the canteen tent, after a great
+struggle, tore itself off the tent-poles and went fifteen feet up in the
+air like a balloon, then collapsed. The dog, I regret to say, did not stay
+at his post, so a quantity of beer will have to be marked down as lost.
+This same bull has a pal, a white bull terrier, who came out with the
+officers’ class the other morning. We had not been drilling more than
+fifteen minutes when he came back with a large rabbit. We stewed it at
+night. It certainly was good.
+
+One of the mechanics has forged an Iron Cross which has been presented to
+the dog in recognition of his services.
+
+I doubt if I shall ever be able to sit up to a table again regularly. I
+would much sooner sleep on the floor, and I have found, when on leave,
+that I preferred sitting on a hearthrug to a chair. Even while writing
+this I am lying on my blankets. My pipe is burnt down on one side from
+lighting it from my candle.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day being Sunday and as there were only two of us left in the tent, the
+others being on leave, we gave it a thorough spring cleaning. It needed
+it! By some oversight the sun came out to-day, so that helped. We also
+washed up all our canteens and pannikins with disinfectant.
+
+The infantry are bayonet-fighting and practicing charges every day. If you
+want a thrill, see them coming over the top at you with a yell; the
+bayonets catch the light and flash in a decidedly menacing fashion. They
+practice on dummies, and are so enthusiastic that they need new dummies
+almost every lesson.
+
+Every man, on becoming a soldier, becomes a man with a number and an
+identification disk. My number is 45555 and my “cold meat ticket,” a tag
+made of red fiber, is hanging round my neck on a piece of string.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We’re packing up and expect to go away next week. Of course, it may be
+another bluff, but somehow I think we really are going now, as we have
+been fitted out with a “field service-dressing,” a packet containing two
+bandages and safety pins, which we have to sew into the right-hand bottom
+corner of our tunics. We have also been given our active service pay book,
+a little account book in which we have our pay entered. We don’t get paid
+much in the field. We carry this book instead.
+
+It seems always cold and wet. We are very hardened. We look tough and feel
+that way. I haven’t had a bath for a month. Since I have been soldiering I
+have done every dirty job that there is in the army, and there are many.
+Often when a job seemed to be too dirty and too heavy for anybody else,
+they looked around for Keene and Pat.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+“On guard.” Writing this in the guard tent, when we are not actually on
+sentry. We keep all our equipment on, as we are liable to be called out at
+any minute. We sleep with our belts and revolvers in place.
+
+A quarter guard is three men and a noncom. The men do two hours on and
+four off. When it comes to a man’s turn he has to be on his beat no matter
+what the weather is like during the day or night. The cold is pretty bad
+and occasionally it snows. Some units have sentry boxes, but we haven’t.
+We use a bell tent. I was called this morning at five o’clock to do my
+sentry from five to seven. The small oil stove which serves to heat the
+guard tents had evidently been smoking for an hour, and over everything
+was a thick film of lamp-black. Everybody thought it a great joke until
+they looked at themselves in the mirror and caught sight of their own
+equipment. We must come off guard as clean as we go on. I got out quickly
+and left them swearing and cleaning up.
+
+From five to seven is the most interesting relief. I had first to wake the
+cooks at five o’clock and then I watched the gradual waking up of the
+camp. At six o’clock I had to wake the orderly sergeants and then far away
+in the distance the first bugle sounded reveille, then it was taken up all
+around and gradually the camps all over the Plains woke up. Men came out
+of the tents, the calls for the “fall in” sounded, and the rolls were
+called and the usual business of the day commenced. The change from the
+deadness of the night with its absolute stillness all takes place in a
+very short time. To a person with any imagination it seems rather
+wonderful. You must remember that we can see for miles, and in every
+direction there are hundreds of tents. Each battalion is separate, and
+they have great spaces between them; still wherever you look you can see
+tents.
+
+I wonder if I told you that aeroplanes are all the time flying over our
+camp. With characteristic British frankness they always have two huge
+Union Jacks painted on the undersides of the wings. We have become so used
+to them that we scarcely trouble to look up unless they are doing stunts.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The frost makes a fine grip for the cars; when the ground freezes over we
+can take the cars anywhere, but unfortunately it thaws again too quickly.
+As we are a motor battery we are of course a mile from the road, and
+sometimes it takes an hour and a half to get on to it.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is a howling night, wind and rain galore. I’m wondering how long the
+tent will last. I have been out three times already to look at the tent
+pegs. How often it has been so since we first came on to these plains. If
+you are living in tents you notice the changes in weather more than under
+ordinary circumstances, and every rain-storm has meant wet feet for us.
+But now we have been given new black boots, magnificent things, huge,
+heavy “ammunition boots,” and the wonderful thing is they don’t let water
+in. They are very big and look like punts, but it’s dry feet now. I can
+tell you I am as pleased with them as if some one had given me a present
+of cold cash. At first they felt something like the Dutch sabots. They
+seemed absolutely unbendable and so we soaked them with castor-oil. Once
+they become moulded to the feet they are fine. Of course they are not
+pretty, but they keep the wet out.
+
+We have had new tunics issued to us of the regular English pattern, much
+more comfortable than our other original ones, and then instead of the
+hard cap we now have a soft one, something like a big golf cap with the
+flap on to pull down over the ears. These are much more comfortable. They
+have one great advantage over the old kind—we can sleep in them. We can
+now lie down in our complete outfits even to our hats. Once I considered
+it a hardship to sleep in my clothes. Now to go to bed we don’t undress;
+we put on clothes.
+
+I managed to get a pass to Salisbury on Saturday and went to the local
+vaudeville show. In the row in front of me were several young officers of
+the British Army, and it was striking what a clean-cut lot they were.
+England is certainly giving of her best. They were not very much different
+from any others, but at the same time they are the type of Englishmen who
+have done things in the past and will do things again. They are all
+Kitchener’s Army. Thousands of men who have never been in the army before
+threw up everything to go in the ranks. You see side by side professors,
+laborers, lawyers, doctors, stevedores, carters, all classes, rich and
+poor, a great democratic army, drilling to fight so that this may be a
+decent world to live in.
+
+At present it is almost impossible to use each man in his own profession
+as they do in Germany, but sometimes the non-commissioned officers work it
+out in this way.
+
+Sergeant to squad of recruits:—
+
+“Henybody ’ere know anythink abart cars?”
+
+“Yes; I do. I own a Rolls Royce.”
+
+“Olright; fall out and clean the major’s motor bike.”
+
+One patriotic mother who had a son who was a butcher did her best to get
+him to join the Royal Army Medical Corps, because he was proficient at
+cutting up meat and would feel quite at home assisting at amputations.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Now that we are approaching the time for our departure to France we are
+hearing that favorite farewell to all men going to the front, “Good-bye,
+I’ll look every day for your name in the casualty list.”
+
+The “Princess Pats” have already been in action. They had a hard fight and
+many of them have been put out of business. We envied them when they went
+away and still do, although it only seems yesterday that we were lying
+together here and now a number of them are lying “somewhere in France.”
+
+The jam-making firm of Tickler was awarded a huge contract for the supply
+of “Tommy’s” daily four ounces of jam; either plum and apple were the
+cheapest combination or else the crop of these two fruits must have been
+enormous, because every single tin of jam that went to the training camps,
+France, Dardanelles, or Mesopotamia, was of this mixture.
+
+We became so tired of it that we used the unopened tins to make borders of
+flower-beds, or we used them to make stepping-stones across puddles.
+Eventually the world’s supply of plums and apples having been used up, the
+manufacturers were forced to use strawberries.
+
+In the army all food is handled by the Army Service Corps, and as soon as
+they found real jam coming through they took it for their own and still
+forwarded on to us their reserve “plum and apple.” The news got around
+amongst the fighting units: result—the Army Service Corps is now known as
+the “Strawberry Jam Pinchers.”
+
+Reviewed by King George V, and it was indeed a very impressive sight.
+Although there were only twenty thousand troops, they seemed endless.
+During the time that the King was on the parade ground in company with
+Lord Kitchener, two aeroplanes kept guard in the sky. Our K. of K. is a
+big, fine man who looks the part. An inspection by the King is always a
+sure sign of a unit’s impending departure. He traveled down on the new
+railway which had just been built by the defaulters of the Canadian
+Contingent.
+
+At the last minute I managed to get weekend leave and went to London. No
+Canadians there! I caught sight of a military picket, sergeant and twelve
+men, looking for stray ones, though. Another picket held me up and made me
+button my greatcoat. I did! It isn’t clever to argue with pickets at any
+time!
+
+The train was three hours late. Troops’ trains were occupying the lines.
+From Bulford we walked home in a hail-storm. Got in about five o’clock
+just as the reveille was blowing in the other lines. They were just
+leaving for the front, and had made great fires where they were burning up
+rubbish and stuff they couldn’t take with them. Tons of it! Chairs,
+mattresses, and tables. When we move, everything except equipment has to
+be discarded. We can’t do anything with extras. We have to cut our own
+stuff down to the very smallest dimensions. I walked through the lines
+afterward of other battalions who had left, and I saw fold-up bedsteads,
+uniforms, equipment, books, buckets, washing-bowls, cartridges and stoves
+of every conceivable kind and shape; hundreds, from the single “Beatrice”
+to the big tiled heaters. Some tents were half full of blankets thrown in,
+others with harness. All the government stuff is collected, but private
+stuff is burnt.
+
+In the army you soon realize that you have to make yourself comfortable
+your own way. I don’t hesitate to take anything. If I have on a pair of
+puttees which are a bit worn and I find a new pair,—well, I just calmly
+yet cautiously annex them and discard the old ones. We found a barrel of
+beer had been left by one of the other units, so we carefully carried the
+prize to our lines and then tapped it. Zowie! It was a beer barrel all
+right, only it was filled with linseed oil.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Thank the Lord!! Under a roof, sitting on a real chair; tablecloth,
+plates; and I’m dry. We have come to Wilton (of carpet fame) and I’m in a
+billet. I have a real bed to sleep in. Last night I lay on the floor of a
+mildewed tent; couldn’t sleep on account of the cold. To-night I sleep
+between sheets, and the wonderful thing is that I’m not on leave.
+
+We drove our cars down here, each of us hoping that we would never again
+see Bustard Camp, Salisbury Plain, as long as we lived; it had been our
+home for five months. Yesterday we felt like mutiny; to-day every one is
+smiling. As soon as we were “told off” Pat and I went to our billet, a
+nice clean little house close to the center of the town. The owner is a
+baker. I felt kind of uncomfortable with my boots and clothes plastered up
+with mud, but the good lady said, “Don’t ’e mind, come in, bless you; I’ve
+’ad soldiers afore. The last one ’e said as ’ow he couldn’t sleep it were
+so quiet ’ere.”
+
+I had a wash (this is Friday night), the first since Wednesday morning.
+The idea of having as much water as you want, without having to go a half
+mile over a swamp, pleased me so much that I used about six basinsful in
+the scullery.
+
+When the lady of the house asked us _what_ we would _like_ to eat, we both
+fainted. I’m afraid we’re going to get spoiled here. Couldn’t sleep at
+first. Cold sheets and having all my clothes off—too great a strain! Had
+breakfast and then drove our cars to the canal, where we scrubbed and
+washed them down inside and out.
+
+This afternoon I’ve been into every shop I could find, chiefly to talk to
+people who are not soldiers. Even went into the church to look around and
+listened to the parrotlike description of the place by the sexton.
+
+Everybody is happy, and although it has rained ever since we have been
+here, we haven’t noticed it yet. I may say there are four or five kids,
+and the whole house could be packed into our front room. Still, “gimme a
+billet any time.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have just received the news that I have been given a Second Lieutenancy
+in the Motor Machine Gun Service, Royal Field Artillery, and I go into
+camp at Bisley at once. I am very glad that before being an officer I have
+been a private, because I now have the latter’s point of view. I am going
+to try hard to be a good officer; promotion always means more work and
+responsibility,—so here goes.
+
+I have been very busy lately training my new section, and we are now part
+of the 12th Battery, Motor Machine Guns, 17th Division British
+Expeditionary Force, leaving to-day for the “Great Adventure.”
+
+Somewhere in France. At last we are here. We landed at a place the name of
+which I am not allowed to mention, and were then taken by a guide to a
+“Rest Camp” about two miles from the docks. If they had called it a
+garbage dump I shouldn’t have been surprised. You would be very much
+surprised with the France of to-day. Everybody speaks English; smart khaki
+soldiers in thousands everywhere.
+
+Already I have seen men who have been gassed and the hospitals here are
+full of wounded. Our troops are arriving all day and night and marching
+away. English money is taken here, but French is more satisfactory as you
+are likely to get done on the change. The officers have a mess here just
+as in England. Actually we are farther away from the firing line than we
+were in camp at Bisley; but we leave to-day on our machines going direct
+to it. There was a transport torpedoed just outside; they managed to beach
+her just in time. The upper decks and masts are sticking up above water.
+
+Since I last wrote anything in this diary we have ridden over one hundred
+and ten miles by road towards the firing line. All day yesterday it
+poured. The country was beautiful, ripening corn everywhere, the villages
+are full of old half-timbered houses, the roads are all national roads
+built for war purposes by Napoleon, and run straight; on either side are
+tall, poplar shade trees, so that the roads run through endless avenues.
+
+At night we stayed in a quaint village inn. The men all slept in a loft
+over their machines. Our soaked clothes were put in the kitchen to dry,
+but owing to the number of them, they just warmed up by the morning. One
+officer has to follow in the rear of every unit to pick up the stragglers.
+I had to bring up the rear of the column to-day—result: I didn’t get in
+until early in the morning, only to find the other subalterns “sawing
+wood.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Yesterday was the French National Day. We were cheered as we rode along,
+and women and children smothered us with flowers. In the morning a funeral
+of two small children passed us. Our battery commander called the battery
+to attention and officers saluted. The priest was two days overdue with
+his shave—soldiers notice things like that, you know.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day we continued our ride; the weather was much better—dried our
+clothes by wearing them. Strange to run through Normandy villages and
+suddenly come across British Tommies—many of them speaking French. A Royal
+Navy car has just passed us; our navy seems omnipresent. I saw an old
+woman reading a letter by the side of an old farmhouse to some old people,
+evidently from a soldier, probably their son. It reminded me a great deal
+of one of Millet’s pictures. Every one thinks of the war here and nothing
+but the war; it’s not “Business as Usual.”
+
+We stay here one night and move away to-morrow. We can hear the guns
+faintly.
+
+The three section officers, myself and two others, are sleeping in a hut
+together. It is one of these new collapsible kind, very convenient. We are
+now all in bed. Outside the only sound we can hear is the sentries
+challenging and the mosquitoes singing.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+All males are soldiers in France, even the old men. They look very fine in
+their blue uniforms, but I have a prejudice for our khaki Tommies. We get
+good food as we travel, but pay war prices for it. Cherries are now in
+season; we don’t pay for them, however.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Rode another sixty miles to-day. A car smashed into the curb, cannoned off
+and ran over me, busting my machine up. The front wheel went over my leg.
+My revolver and leather holster saved me from a fracture, but I got badly
+bruised up. I was very scared that I should not be able to go “up” with
+the Battery. It would be almost a disgrace to go back broken up by a car
+without even getting a whack at the Boche. Had to ride later on another
+machine twenty-five miles through the night without lights, in a blinding
+rain.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Everything interesting. Should like to have a camera with me. I had to
+post mine back. So many things are done in the British Army by putting a
+man on his honor. They just ask you to do things. They don’t order you to
+do it. It was that way with me; they merely “asked” me to post my camera
+back.
+
+Great powerful cars rush by here all day and all night, regardless of
+speed limits. Every hour or so you see a convoy of twenty or thirty motor
+lorries in line bringing up ammunition or supplies, or coming back empty.
+Every point bristles with sentries who demand passes. If you are not able
+to answer satisfactorily, they just shoot. The French soldiers have
+magnificent uniforms; the predominating color is a sort of cobalt blue. To
+see sentries, French and British together, they make quite a nice color
+scheme.
+
+Officers censor all letters. I censor sometimes fifty letters a day. One
+man put in a letter to-day, “I can’t write anything endearing in this, as
+my section officer will read it.” Another, “I enclose ten shillings. Very
+likely you will not receive this, as my officer has to censor this
+letter.” Of course we don’t have time to read all the letters through. We
+look for names of places and numbers of divisions, brigades, etc., but I
+couldn’t help noticing that one of my men, whom I have long suspected of
+being a Don Juan, had by one mail written exactly the same letter to five
+different girls in England, altering only the addresses and the
+affectionate beginnings.
+
+The village in which I am now was visited last September by twelve German
+officers who came through in motor cars; the villagers cried, “Vivent les
+Anglais,” for not having seen an English soldier they took it for granted
+that the “Tommy” had come.
+
+Everybody goes armed to the teeth. I have my belt, a regular Christmas
+tree for hanging things on, with revolver and cartridges on even while I’m
+writing this. We carry a lot, but we soon get used to it.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The corn is being cut now. Through the window opposite I can see it
+standing in newly-stacked sheaves. These places are the favorite sketching
+grounds of artists in normal times, and I often wonder if they ever will
+be again.
+
+We return salutes with all the French and Belgian officers. It is
+difficult sometimes to distinguish them. I got fooled by a Belgian
+postman, and then went to work and cut a French general.
+
+The nearer we get to the firing line the finer the type of soldier. They
+are the magnificent Britishers of Kitchener’s First Army. It makes you
+proud to see them marching by, dirty and wet with sweat. I watched two
+battalions come through; they had marched twenty miles through the sun
+with new issue boots; a few of them had fallen out, and other men and
+officers were carrying their equipment and rifles; many of the officers
+carried two rifles.
+
+I am now well within sound of the guns. A German Taube was shelled as it
+came over our firing line yesterday. One man was lying on his back asleep
+with his hat over his eyes, when a piece of shrapnel from one of the
+“Archies” hit him in the stomach—result: one blasphemous, indignant
+casualty. From the road I can see one of the observation balloons, a queer
+sausage-shaped airship. We may be moved up into the thick of it at any
+time now.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have been over into Belgium to-day: crossed the frontier on my motor
+bike; the roads are terrible, all this beastly “pavé” cobblestones; awful
+stuff to ride over on a motor cycle. Shell holes on both sides of the
+road, and I saw three graves in the corner of a hop garden. All along the
+road there were dozens and dozens of old London motor buses, taking men to
+the trenches. They still have the advertisements on them and are driven by
+the bus-drivers themselves. Three hundred came over with their own
+machines. They are now soldiers. The observation balloon I mentioned
+yesterday was shelled down to-day.
+
+I am writing this in an old Flemish farmhouse, and the room I’m sitting in
+has a carved rafter ceiling, red brick floor and nasty purple cabbage
+wallpaper. All the men of the house with the exception of the old man are
+at the war; one son has already died. The Germans have been through here.
+They tied the mayor of the town to a tree and shot him. The trenches have
+been filled in, all the wreckage cleared, and they have a new mayor.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is not yet 7 A.M. I am an orderly officer and have to take the men out
+for a run at six. I came back and bought a London “Daily Mail” of
+yesterday from a country-woman. We are at least three miles from the town,
+but they are enterprising enough to bring papers to us at this time in the
+morning. A “Daily Mail” costs four cents.
+
+Since I last wrote I have been up to the front line. Everything is
+different from what you imagine. The German trenches are easily
+distinguished through glasses; their sand-bags are multi-colored. Shrapnel
+was bursting over ruins of an old town in their lines. When you look
+through a periscope at the wilderness, it is difficult to imagine that
+thousands of soldiers on both sides have burrowed themselves into the
+earth. The evidence of their alertness is shown by their snipers, who are
+always busy whenever the target is up.
+
+A battery of eight-inch howitzers was opening fire. Our battery commander,
+hearing this, sent us up. The guns, big fellows, were well concealed. They
+were painted in protective colors and covered with screens of branches to
+prevent aerial observation. In the grounds all over the place were
+dug-outs, deep rabbit burrows, ten or twelve feet down, into which
+everybody went immediately. The Germans started their “hate.” The firing
+is done by hand cord; other big guns are fired electrically. An enormous
+flash, an ear-splitting crash, a great sheet of flame from the muzzle, and
+two hundred pounds of steel is sent tearing through the air to the
+“Kultur” exponents. The whole gun lifts off the ground and runs back on
+its oil-compression springs. These guns are moved by their own caterpillar
+tractors which are kept somewhere close by. In three quarters of an hour
+they can get them started on the road. The ground for these emplacements
+was the orchard of a chateau. While we were there a whistle blew three
+times, an order shouted; immediately the guns were covered up and the men
+took cover. The enemy had sent an aeroplane to locate them. If they could
+once find them, hundreds of shells would rain on this spot in a few
+minutes. At a few yards’ distance I couldn’t see the guns myself. The
+“Hows” were firing at a house in the German lines which had been giving
+trouble. In three rounds they got it and then started in to “dust” the
+neighborhood. Of course, the firing is indirect. The officers and men who
+are with the guns don’t see the effects. Apparently they fire straight
+away in the air. The observation is done by the forward observing officer
+in the fire trenches who corrects them by ’phone.
+
+After the appointed number of rounds had been fired, we adjourned to the
+chateau, a fine house, marble mantelpiece, plaster ceilings, gilt mirror
+panels, etc. It has still a few pieces of furniture left, no carpets, most
+of the windows are smashed; shells have visited it, but chiefly in
+splinters. I saw one picture on the wall with a hole drilled in by a
+shrapnel bullet which had gone clean through as though it had been
+drilled. It hadn’t smashed the glass otherwise. From a window of the room,
+which the officers use as a mess, a neat row of graves is to be seen.
+Outside there are great shell holes, most of them big enough to bury a
+horse. Suddenly a shriek and a deafening explosion occurred in the garden.
+“Sixty-pound shrapnel! Evening hate,” said an artillery sub. We left! We
+had been sent up to see the guns fire and not to be fired at.
+
+To go home we had to pass a village completely deserted, a village that
+was once prosperous, where people lived and traded and only wanted to be
+left alone. Now grass is growing in the streets. Shops have their
+merchandise strewn and rotting in all directions. On one fragment of a
+wall a family portrait was still hanging, and a woman’s undergarments. A
+grand piano, and a perambulator tied in a knot were trying to get down
+through a coal chute. To wander through a village like this one that has
+been smashed up, and with the knowledge that the smashing up may be
+continued any time, is thrilling. Churches are always hateful to the
+Germans. They shell them all; bits of the organs are wrapped around the
+tombstones, and coffins, bones and skulls are churned up into a great
+stew. In some of the villages a few of the inhabitants had stayed and
+traded with the soldiers. They lived in cellars usually and suffered
+terribly. British military police direct the traffic when there is any,
+and are stationed at crossroads with regular beats like a city policeman.
+
+While traveling to another part of the line we had an opportunity of
+seeing the “Archies” (anti-aircraft guns) working. They were mounted on
+lorries and fire quite good-sized shells. They fired about fifty shots at
+one Taube, but didn’t register a bull. Later in the evening from a trench
+we had the satisfaction of seeing another aeroplane set on fire, burn, and
+drop into the German lines like a shot partridge. Aeroplanes are as common
+as birds. Yesterday a “Pfeil” (arrow) biplane came right over our lines
+and was chased off by our own machines. The enemy’s aeroplanes have their
+iron cross painted on the underside of their wings and are more
+hawkish-looking than ours. They are more often used for reconnoitering and
+taking photographs than for dropping bombs.
+
+We are being moved up closer to the firing line. I have been made
+billeting officer. I went to headquarters; a staff colonel showed me a
+subdivision on a map. “Go there and select a place for your unit.” The
+place was a wretched village of about six houses, all of which are more or
+less smashed about, windows repaired with sacking and pieces of wood. All
+of the inhabitants have moved except those who are too poor. Every square
+inch is utilized. I managed to get a cow-shed for the officers. It looks
+comfortable. On the door I could just decipher, written in chalk, by some
+previous billeting officer,—
+
+
+ 2 Staff Officers
+ 6 Officers
+ 2 Horses
+
+
+Billeting chalk marks are on almost all the shops and houses up from the
+coast to the front.
+
+The field which we are expecting to put the men into belonged to a miller
+who lived in a different area. We went to see him. He couldn’t speak
+English or French, so I tried him with German. While we were talking, I
+noticed some non-coms watching us very intently and was not surprised to
+find one following us back down the road. When he saw our car he came up
+and apologized for having taken us for spies. They are looking for two
+Germans in our lines wearing British uniforms, who have given several gun
+positions away. Two days ago the enemy shelled the road systematically on
+both sides for half a mile when an ammunition column was due. It was quite
+dark before we left; the sky was continually lit up by the star shells,
+very pretty white rockets, which light up No Man’s Land. The enemy has a
+very good kind which remains alight for several minutes.
+
+Our days of comfortable billets are over, I am afraid. Unless you are
+working hard, it is miserable here,—wrecked towns, bad roads, shell holes,
+smells, dirt, soldiers, horses, trenches. The inhabitants are a poor,
+wretched lot. Many of them are thieves and spies. We are right in Belgium,
+where flies and smells are as varied as in the Orient.
+
+Wherever we travel by day or night we are constantly challenged by
+sentries and have to produce our passes. We stopped in one darkened
+shell-riddled town and knocked up an _estaminet_; we got a much finer meal
+than you can get at many places farther back. We talked to the woman who
+kept it and asked her if she slept in the cellar. “Oh, no! I sleep
+upstairs, they never bombard except at three in the morning or nine at
+night. Then I go into the cellar.” This woman was a very pleasant,
+intelligent person, most probably a spy. Intelligent people generally
+leave the danger zone.
+
+Marching through the sloughed-up mud, through shell holes filled with
+putrid water, amongst most depressing conditions, I saw a working party
+returning to their billets. They were wet through and wrapped up with
+scarves, wool helmets, and gloves. Over their clothes was a veneer of
+plastered mud. They marched along at a slow swing and in a mournful way
+sang—
+
+
+ “Left—Left—Left
+ We—are—the tough Guys!”
+
+
+Apparently there are no more words to this song because after a pause of a
+few beats they commenced again—
+
+
+ “Left—Left—Left—”
+
+
+They looked exactly what they said they were.
+
+Windmills, of which there are a good many, are only allowed to work under
+observation. It was found that they were often giving the enemy
+information, using the position of the sails to spell out codes in the
+same way as in semaphore; clock-hands on church towers are also used in
+the same way.
+
+I saw a pathetic sight to-day. A stretcher came by with a man painfully
+wounded; he was inclined to whimper; one of the stretcher-bearers said
+quietly to him, “Be British.” He immediately straightened himself out and
+asked for a “fag.” He died that night.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We had a terrific bombardment last night; the ground shook all night and
+the sky was lit up for miles. The Boches used liquid fire on some new
+troops and we lost ground.
+
+I found this piece of poetry on the wall of a smashed-up chateau, and I
+have copied it exactly as I found it. The writing was on a darkened wall,
+and while I copied it my guide held a torchlight up to it. The place
+passes as “Dead Cow Farm” on all official maps.
+
+
+ I’ve traveled many journeys in my one score years and ten,”
+ And oft enjoyed the company of jovial fellow men,
+ But of all the happy journeys none can compare to me
+ With the Red-Cross special night express from the trenches to the
+ sea.
+
+ “It’s Bailleul, Boulogne, Blighty, that’s the burden of the song,
+ Oh, speed the train along.
+ If you’ve only half a stomach and you haven’t got a knee,
+ You’ll choke your groans and try to shout the chorus after me.
+
+ Bailleul, Boulogne, and Blighty, dear old Blighty “cross the sea.”
+
+ “Now some of us are mighty bad and some are wounded slight,
+ And some will see their threescore years and some won’t last the
+ night,
+ But the Red Cross train takes up the strain all in a minor key
+ And sings Boulogne and Blighty as she rumbles to the sea.
+
+ “Oh, it’s better than the trenches and it’s better than the rain,
+ It’s better than the mud and stink; we’re going home again,
+ Though most of us have left some of us on the wrong side of the
+ sea.
+ We are a lot of blooming cripples, but—downhearted? No, siree.
+
+ “There’s a holy speed about this train for each of us can see
+ That we will cross the shining channel that lies ’twixt her and me
+ To the one and only Blighty, our Blighty, ’cross the sea,’
+ Where the blooming Huns can never come, ’twixt her and home and
+ me.”
+
+
+“Blighty” is the wound which sends a man home to England; it’s a war word
+which came originally from the Indians, but now universally adopted in the
+new trench language.
+
+I was walking along a trench when a man, who was sitting on a firestep
+looking up into a little trench mirror (which is used by putting the end
+of the bayonet between the glass and the frame), just crumpled up, shot
+through the heart. He didn’t say a word. The trench had thinned out and
+the bullet had come through, nearly four feet down from the top of the
+parapet.
+
+Bad shell fire this afternoon. Saw shells churning things up seventy-five
+yards away; many passed overhead; had a ride on my motor cycle with the
+other officers to reconnoiter the roads leading down to the part of the
+trenches we have taken over; road was shelled as we came along. Two “coal
+boxes” hit the road and smashed up a cottage in front of us; we picked up
+pieces of the shell too hot to hold.
+
+Our billet now is another large farm, with the pump in the center of the
+manure heap as usual; our machines are parked all round a field close to
+the hedges to make a smaller target and also to prevent aerial
+observation.
+
+I went through a town this morning which has been on everybody’s lips for
+months—I have never seen such devastation in my life; it baffles
+description. The San Francisco earthquake was a joke to this. Thousands
+and thousands of shells have pummeled and smashed until very little
+remains besides wreckage. Most of the shelling has been done to
+deliberately destroy the objects of architectural value.
+
+My quarters are in a loft amongst rags, old agricultural implements,
+sacks, and the accumulation of years of dirt; flies wake me up at
+daylight.
+
+This morning I went for a drink in the _estaminet_ I have mentioned
+already. Two shells have been through the sides of the house since we were
+last there, but they both came through at the usual scheduled time.
+
+This poor country is pockmarked with shell craters like a great country
+with a skin disease. Trees have been splintered worse than any storm could
+do. Nothing has been spared. The mineral rights of this territory should
+be very valuable some day. When we have all finished salting the earth
+with nickel, lead, steel, copper, and aluminum, old-metal dealers will
+probably set up offices in No Man’s Land.
+
+Belgium will have to be rebuilt entirely, or left as it is, a monument to
+“Kultur.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+My section has been ordered up to a divisional area on the south of the
+salient. In accordance with instructions I went up to Ypres this morning
+to find a place to park the machines.
+
+Contrary to the popular belief, we do not fight our guns from the motor
+cycles themselves. We use our machines to get about on, and the guns are
+taken up as near as possible to the position we are to occupy, which is
+usually behind Brigade Headquarters. Brigadiers have a great aversion to
+any kind of motor vehicle being driven past their headquarters, owing to
+the movement and noise, which they believe attracts attention to
+themselves, and as a rule the sentries posted outside will see that no
+machines go by. We get up as far as we can, because after we part from our
+machines, everything must be carried up through the trenches by hand.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun
+
+
+I arrived at the town early and reported to the major who is in charge of
+the town and of the troops quartered there. He was living in the prison, a
+substantial brick and stone building, which has been smashed about a bit,
+but which is still a fairly good structure. The major is a fine, gruff old
+gentleman who was a master of fox hounds in the North of England. He came
+over with a detachment of cavalry. He is past the age limit, and it was
+decided that although he was a fine soldier, perhaps his age would be a
+deterrent and his job ought to be something lighter, so they gave him one
+of the fiercest jobs in the world—O. C. Ypres!
+
+I was sent in, and when he heard my errand he said, “You want to park your
+machines in Ypres? Why don’t you take them up in the German front lines?
+You’ll be safer there than here. Listen to the shelling now.” I knew this,
+but I was doing just exactly what I was told. He continued: “I have now
+thousands of troops here and my daily casualties are enormous, so
+naturally I don’t want any more men. The best plan for you will be to go
+down the Lille road and pick a house below ‘Shrapnel Corner.’ ”
+
+I went on through the town, under the Lille gate, across the tram lines,
+past the famous cross-roads known as “Shrapnel Corner” and chummed up with
+some artillery officers. They told me that I could have any of the houses
+I wanted. I picked a couple which looked to me to be more complete than
+the rest and chalked them up. This whole place was alive with batteries.
+While I was there I heard a shout and suddenly a hidden battery of guns,
+sunk behind the road with the muzzles almost resting on it, started firing
+across in the direction of the part of Belgium occupied by Fritz. I had
+passed within two feet of these guns and yet had not seen them, they were
+so well “camouflaged.” On my way back I saw the “Big Berthas” bursting in
+the town, and I was surprised that so little damage had been actually done
+to the Lille gate itself. Shells had visited everywhere in the
+neighborhood, but had not smashed this old structure.
+
+I went home, collected my men together, and told them the importance of
+the work we were to undertake. I have found it always a good thing to make
+the men think the job that they are doing is of great importance. Better
+results are obtained that way.
+
+We went to an “engineer dump” on the way up just after the enemy had
+landed a shell on a wagon loading building material, and wounded were
+being carried off and the mangled horses had been dragged on one side. As
+the wounded came by I called my section to attention, the compliment due
+to wounded men paid by units drawn up.
+
+We drew our sandbags in the usual way by requisitioning for five thousand
+and getting one thousand. Always ask for more than you expect to get.
+
+As we came into Ypres, a military policeman on duty told me it was
+unhealthy to go the usual way through the Market Square, because the
+shelling was bad in that part of the town, so I spread the machines out
+and started on down a side street. We were getting on finely and I was
+congratulating myself on getting through, when two houses, hit from the
+back, collapsed across the street in front of my machine. Without any
+ceremony I turned my machine back along the street which we had come and
+went through the Market Square down the Lille road, under the gate, being
+followed by my section. About four hundred yards down I stopped; holding
+my solo motor cycle between my legs, standing up, I looked back. I counted
+my machines as they came up. If it hadn’t been so scary, it really would
+have been funny, to see these machines coming down the road through shell
+holes and over piles of bricks, as fast as the drivers could make them go.
+The men were hanging on for dear life and the machines rocked from side to
+side, but they were all there.
+
+Down the road we went to the houses; there we parked the machines and
+unpacked. A guard was placed over them and the rest of us marched down to
+the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+An officer has to buy all his own equipment and is allowed two hundred and
+fifty dollars by the Government towards the cost. An officer carries a
+revolver, but all junior officers as soon as possible acquire a rifle. The
+men of a “salvage company” were collecting all the rifles, bayonets, and
+parts of equipment near where I was to-day and I managed to get a
+Lee-Enfield (British rifle) in good shape. I felt that I would like to
+have a rifle and bayonet handy. I found a good-looking bayonet sticking in
+the side of a sandbag wall. It looked lonely. The scabbard I am using was
+resting in a loft of a deserted brewery. I am now complete with rifle,
+bayonet, and scabbard.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ "Wipers"
+
+
+Sometimes you see a man smashed about in a terrible way, such a mess that
+you think he is a goner; he may recover. Another man may have just a small
+wound and will die. A bullet hitting a man in the head will smash it as
+effectually as a sledge-hammer. Once a man leaves your unit, wounded, you
+don’t see him again. You get a fresh draft.
+
+No one thinks of peace here. Germany must be put in a similar state to
+Belgium first.
+
+We never travel anywhere without our smoke helmets; they come right over
+our heads and are tucked into our shirts; they have two glass eye-pieces.
+When we have them on we look like the old Spanish gentleman who ran the
+“Star Chamber.” Helmets must always be ready to put on instantly. Gas is a
+matter of seconds in coming over. The helmets are better than respirators,
+but have to be constantly inspected. A small hole, or if one is allowed to
+dry, means a casualty.
+
+Storm brewing. Flies bad, driven in by the wind. Nature goes on just the
+same. I suppose that this farm would be just as fly-ridden in an ordinary
+summer. During the bombarding yesterday I noticed swallows flying about
+quite unconcerned. Corn, mostly self-planted, grows right up to the
+trenches. Cabbages grow wild. Communicating trenches run right through
+fields of crops; flowers grow in profusion between the lines, big red
+poppies and field daisies, and there are often hundreds of little frogs in
+the bottom of the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+A trip to No Man’s Land is an excursion which you never forget. It varies
+in width and horrors. My impression was similar to what I should feel
+being on Broadway without any clothes—a naked feeling. Forty-seven and one
+half inches of earth are necessary to stop a bullet, and it’s nice to have
+that amount of dirt between you and the enemy’s bullets. The dead lie out
+in between the lines or hang up on the wire; they don’t look pretty after
+they have been out some time. It’s a pleasant job to have to get their
+identification disks, and we have to search the bodies of the enemy dead
+for papers and even buttons so that we can know what unit is in front of
+us. Flowers grow in between, butterflies play together, and birds nest in
+the wire. When the grass becomes too high it has to be cut, because
+otherwise it would prevent good observation. In some places grass doesn’t
+have a chance to even take root, let alone grow. The shells take care of
+that.
+
+I managed to get a translation of a diary kept by a German soldier who
+fell on the field. Below is an exact translation and gives the point of
+view of a man in the trenches on the other side of the line. He was
+writing his diary at the same time I was writing mine, and we were both
+fighting around the salient at Ypres, Hooge being on the point of the
+salient farthest east. This part, which was once a place of beauty which
+people came long distances to see, is now like a great muddy Saragossa Sea
+which at the height of its fury has suddenly become frozen with the
+tortured limbs of trees and men, and wreckage and reeking smells, until it
+can again lash itself in wild fury into whirlpools. It is in all respects
+Purgatory, but of greater horror than Dante ever dreamt of.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+_Diary of F---- P---- of the 6th Company, 3d Battalion, 132d Regiment.
+Killed at Hooge on August 9th, 1915._
+
+On May 10, we were told to prepare for the journey to the front. Each man
+received his service ammunition and two days’ rations, and we then started
+with heavy packs on our backs and our water-bottles full of coffee. After
+a long march we reached our reserve position, where we were put into rest
+billets for two days in wooden huts hidden in a wood. We could hear from
+here the noise of the shells coming through the air.
+
+On May 13, we moved into the trenches, in the night. We were a whole hour
+moving along a communication trench one and one-half metres deep, right up
+to the front line some fifty metres from the enemy. This was to be our
+post. We had hardly got in before the bullets came flying over our heads.
+Look out for the English! They know how to shoot! I need hardly say we did
+not wait to return the compliment. We answered each one of their greetings
+and always with success, inasmuch as we stood to our loopholes for
+twenty-four hours with two-hour reliefs.
+
+At length early on the 15th, at four o’clock, came our first attack. After
+a preliminary smoking-out with gas, our artillery got to work, and about
+ten o’clock we climbed out of the trenches and advanced fifty metres in
+the hail of bullets. Here I got my first shot through the coat. Three
+comrades were killed at the outset of the assault, and some twenty
+slightly or severely wounded, but we had obtained our object. The trench
+was ours, although the English twice attempted to turn us out of it.
+
+The fight went on till eleven o’clock that evening. We were then relieved
+by the 10th Company, and made our way back along the communication
+trenches to our old positions. Here we remained until the third day,
+standing by at night and passing two days without sleep. We were hardly
+able to get our meals. From every side firing was going on, and shots came
+plugging two metres deep into the ground. This was my baptism of fire. It
+cannot be described as it really is—something like an earthquake, when the
+big shells come at one and make holes in the ground large enough to hold
+forty or fifty men comfortably. How easy and comfortable seemed our road
+back to the huts.
+
+We remained in the huts for three days, resting before we went up again to
+“Hell Fire,” as they call the first line trenches in front of Ypres.
+
+Then suddenly in the middle of the night an alarm. Our neighbors had
+allowed themselves to be driven out of our hard-won position, and the 6th
+Company, with the 8th and 5th, had to make good the lost ground. A hasty
+march through the communication trenches up to the front, the night lit up
+far and wide with searchlights and flares and ourselves in a long chain
+lying on our bellies. Towards two in the morning the Englishmen came on,
+1500 men strong. The battle may be imagined. About 200 returned to the
+line they started from. Over 1300 dead and wounded lay on the ground. Six
+machine guns and a quantity of rifles and equipment were taken back by us,
+the 132d Regiment, and the old position was once more in our possession.
+What our neighbors lost the 132d regained. There was free beer that
+evening and a concert! At 11 P.M. once more we withdrew to the rear, our
+2d, 4th and 10th Companies relieving us. We slept a whole day and night
+like the dead.
+
+On June 15th, we again went back to rest billets, but towards midday we
+were once more sent up to the front line to reinforce our right wing,
+which was attacked by French and English. Just as we got to our trenches
+we were greeted by a heavy shell fire, the shells falling in front of our
+parapets, making the sandbags totter. Seeing this, I sprang to the spot
+and held the whole thing together till the others hurried up to my
+assistance. Just as I was about to let go, I must have got my head too
+high above the parapet, as I got shot in the scalp. In the excitement I
+did not at once realize that I was wounded, until Gubbert said—“Hullo,
+Musch! Why, you’re bleeding!” The stretcher-bearer tied me up, and I had
+to go back to the dressing-station to be examined. Happily it was nothing
+more than a mere scalp wound, and I was only obliged to remain on the
+sick-list four days, having the place attended to.
+
+June 24th. All quiet in the West, except for sniping. The weather is such
+that no offensive can take place. The English will never have a better
+excuse for inactivity than this—“It is raining.” Thank God for that! Less
+dust to swallow to-day! Odd that here in Belgium we are delighted with the
+rain, while in Germany they are watching it with anxiety.
+
+To-day we shall probably be relieved. Then we go to Menin to rest. Ten
+days without coming under fire. It is Paradise!
+
+Sunday, June 27th. At nine o’clock clean up. At eleven roll-call. At three
+o’clock went to the Cinema—very fine pictures. In the afternoon all the
+men danced till seven, but we had to take each other for partners—no
+girls.
+
+July 2d. 11 P.M. Alarm. Three persons have been arrested who refused to
+make sandbags. They were pulled out of bed and carried off. Eight o’clock
+marched to drill. This lasts till 11. Then 1 to 4 rest. Six, physical
+drill and games. I went to the Cinema in the evening.
+
+July 6th. Inspection till eleven. Three hours standing in the sun—enough
+to drive me silly. Twenty-three men fell out. Three horses also affected
+by the heat. Eleven to one Parade march—in the sun. Thirty-six more men
+reported sick. I was very nearly one of them.
+
+July 9th. Preparation for departure. From seven to ten pack up kits.
+Eleven, roll-call. One-thirty, march to light railway. At seven reached
+firing trench. The English are firing intermittently over our heads;
+otherwise, all is quiet. We are now on the celebrated,
+much-bewritten-about “Hill 60.” Night passes without incident.
+
+July 12th. At three in the morning the enemy makes a gas attack. We put on
+respirators. Rifle in hand we leap from the trenches and assault. In front
+of Hill 60 the enemy breaks, and we come into possession of a trench.
+Rapid digging. Counter-attack repulsed. At nine o’clock all is quiet, only
+the artillery still popping. This evening we are to be relieved. The 132d
+Regiment is much beloved by the English! In a dugout we found two labels.
+One of them had the following writing on it: “God strafe the 132d Regiment
+(not ‘God strafe England’ this time). Sergeant Scott (?) Remington,
+Sewster Wall (?).” On the other was, “I wish the Devil would take you, you
+pigs.”
+
+At 7.20 Hill 60 is bombarded by artillery, and shakes thirty to fifty
+metres, as if from an earthquake. Two English companies blown into the
+air—a terrible picture. Dug-outs, arms, equipment—all blown to bits.
+
+July 17th. Marched to new quarters. We have got a new captain. He wants to
+see the company, so at 8 A.M. drill in pouring rain. Four times we have to
+lie on our belly, and get wet through and through. All the men grumbling
+and cursing. At eleven we are dismissed. I, with a bad cold and a
+headache. I wish this soldiering were all over.
+
+July 19th. At seven sharp we marched off to our position. Heavy
+bombardment. At nine we were buried by a shell. I know no more. At eleven
+I found myself lying in the Field Hospital. I have pains inside me over my
+lungs; and headache, and burning in the joints.
+
+July 20th. The M.O. has had a look at me. He says my stomach and left lung
+are suffering from the pressure which was put on them. The principal
+remedy is rest.
+
+July 21st. Thirty-nine degrees of fever (temp. 100° Fahr.). Stay in bed
+and sleep, and oh! how tired I am!
+
+July 22d. I slept all day. Had milk and white bread to eat.
+
+July 26th. Returned to duty with three days’ exemption, i.e., we do not
+have any outdoor work.
+
+July 28th and 29th. Still on exemption. Nothing to do but sleep and think
+of home and of my dear wife and daughter. But dreaming does not bring
+peace any sooner. How I would love an hour or two back home.
+
+July 31st. In rest. Baths going. Duke of Württemberg passed through our
+camp.
+
+August 1st. Up to the trenches. Shrapnel flying like flies. A heavy
+bombardment; bombardment of Hooge. Second Battalion, 132d Regiment, sent
+up to reinforce 126th Regiment, which has already lost half its men.
+
+August 4th. Heavy artillery fire the whole night. The English are
+concentrating 50,000 Indians on our front to attack Hooge and Hill 60.
+Just let them come, we shall stand firm. At three marched off to the
+front. Watch beginning again. Five o’clock marched off to the Witches’
+Cauldron, Hooge. A terrible night again. H.E. and shrapnel without number.
+Oh, thrice-cursed Hooge! In one hour eleven killed and twenty-three
+wounded and the fire unceasing. It is enough to drive one mad, and we have
+to spend three days and three nights more. It is worse than an earthquake,
+and any one who has not experienced it can have no idea what it is like.
+The English fired a mine, a hole fifteen metres deep and fifty to sixty
+broad, and this “cauldron” has to be occupied at night. At present it
+isn’t too badly shelled. At every shot the dug-outs sway to and fro like a
+weather-cock. This life we have to stick to for months. One needs nerves
+of steel and iron. Now I must crawl into our hole, as trunks and branches
+of trees fly in our trench like spray.
+
+August 6th. To-night moved to the crater again, half running and half
+crawling. At seven a sudden burst of fire from the whole of the artillery.
+From about eleven yesterday fires as if possessed. This morning at four we
+fall back. We find the 126th have no communication with the rear, as the
+communication trenches have been completely blown in. The smoke and thirst
+are enough to drive one mad. Our cooker doesn’t come up. The 126th gives
+us bread and coffee from the little they have. If only it would stop! We
+get direct hits one after another and lie in a sort of dead end, cut off
+from all communication. If only it were night. What a feeling to be
+thinking every second when I shall get it! ---- has just fallen, the third
+man in our platoon. Since eight the fire has been unceasing; the earth
+shakes and we with it. Will God ever bring us out of this fire? I have
+said the Lord’s Prayer and am resigned.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day I saw the “Mound of Death” at Saint-Eloi; it has been mined a
+number of times, and thousands of shells have beaten it into a disorderly
+heap of earth; the trenches are twenty-five yards apart; all the grass and
+vegetation has been blown away and never has had time to grow up again.
+
+It’s all arranged for you, if there’s a bit of shell or a bullet with your
+name on it you’ll get it, so you’ve nothing to worry about. You are a
+soldier—then be one. This is the philosophy of the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ What’s The Use?
+
+
+War is a great ager. Young men grow old quickly here. It can be seen in
+their faces; they have lost all the irresponsibility of youth. I have met
+many men who have been here since Mons; they all look weary and worn out
+by the strain. Now new troops are coming forward and it is hoped that they
+will be able to send some back for a rest.
+
+Several days ago the adjutant of the Tenth Battalion Sherwood Foresters
+came to me with this message which was sent through our lines:—
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Arrest Officer Royal Engineers with orderly. Former, six feet, black
+moustache, web equipment, revolver. Latter, short, carries rifle, canvas
+bandolier. Please warn transports and all concerned.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Everybody kept a good lookout for these spies. One sentry surprised a real
+R.E. officer named Perkins who was working out a drainage scheme. Seeming
+to answer the above description, he stalked him,—“Come ’ere, you ----
+----, you’re the ---- I’ve been looking for.” The officer, nonplussed,
+commenced to stutter. “Sergeant, I’ve got ’im and he can’t speak a word of
+English.” The sergeant collected him in and guarded him until another
+engineer officer, known to the guard, came along. As soon as Perkins saw
+him, he said, “F-r-r-ed, t-t-tell this d-d-damn fool wh-ho I am.” “Who the
+hell are you calling Fred? I don’t know him; hold him, sergeant, he’s a
+desperate one.” Scarcely able to contain his joy, Fred went back to the
+Engineers’ Camp to tell the great news and Perkins spent three hours in
+the sandbag dugout listening to a description of what the sergeant and his
+guard would do to him if they only had their way.
+
+The real spies, who did a great deal of damage, were finally rounded up
+and shot in a listening post trying to regain their own lines.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Enemy snipers give us a great deal of trouble. It is very difficult to
+locate them. One of our men tried out an original scheme. He put an empty
+biscuit tin on the parapet. Immediately the sniper put a bullet through
+it. Now thought the Genius, “If I look through the two holes it will give
+me my direction,”—so getting up on the firestep he looked through, only to
+roll over with the top of his head smashed off by a bullet. The sniper was
+shooting his initials on the tin.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are all used to dead bodies or pieces of men, so much so that we are
+not troubled by the sight of them. There was a right hand sticking out of
+the trench in the position of a man trying to shake hands with you, and as
+the men filed out they would often grip it and say, “So long, old top,
+we’ll be back again soon.” One man had the misfortune to be buried in such
+a way that the bald part of the head showed. It had been there a long time
+and was sun-dried. Tommy used him to strike his matches on. A corpse in a
+trench is quite a feature, and is looked for when the men come back again
+to the same trench.
+
+We live mostly on bully beef and hard tack. The first is corned beef and
+the second is a kind of dog biscuit. We always wondered why they were so
+particular about a man’s teeth in the army. Now I know. It’s on account of
+these biscuits. The chief ingredient is, I think, cement, and they taste
+that way too. To break them it is necessary to use the handle of your
+entrenching tool or a stone. We have fried, baked, mashed, boiled,
+toasted, roasted, poached, hashed, devilled them alone and together with
+bully beef, and we have still to find a way of making them into
+interesting food.
+
+However, the Boche likes our beef. He prefers the brand canned in Chicago
+to his own, and will almost sit up and beg if we throw some over to him.
+The method is as follows: Throw one over ... sounds of shuffling and
+getting out of the way are heard in the enemy trench. Fritz thinks it’s
+going to go off. Pause, and throw another. Fritz not so suspicious this
+time. Keep on throwing until happy voices from enemy trenches shout,
+“More! Give us more!” Then lob over as many hand grenades as you can pile
+into that part of the trench and tell them to share those too.
+
+It takes some time to distinguish whether shells are arrivals or
+departures, but after a while you get into the way of telling their
+direction and size by sound. Roads are constantly shelled, searching for
+troops or supply columns. I was coming home to-day, up a road which ran
+approximately at right angles to main fire trenches. At one place the road
+was exposed for a matter of thirty or forty feet, and again farther up it
+was necessary to go over the brow of a small hill. This was about three
+hundred yards farther on and was exposed to the enemy’s view. Thinking
+they wouldn’t bother about a single rider on a motor cycle, I went up past
+the first exposed position. My carburetor was giving me some trouble and I
+thought I would see if any rain had got into it, so I turned off the road
+down a cross-road and dismounted when _crash_! a shell landed right in the
+middle of the road as far up the exposed place as I was round the corner.
+Then five more followed the first shell. Had I gone on I could not
+possibly have missed collecting most of the fragments. The German gunners
+had spotted me in the first position and decided that a lone man on a
+motor cycle must be either an officer or despatch rider. So they tried to
+get him. The shells were shrapnel and the time was calculated splendidly.
+They had taken into consideration the speed of my motor cycle. Cross-roads
+are particularly attended to, for there is a double chance of hitting
+something, and in consequence it is always unhealthy to linger on a
+crossroad.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Dugouts are often made very comfortable with windows, tiled floors and
+furniture taken from neighboring shattered chateaux. I have even seen them
+with flowers growing in window-boxes over the entrance. They all have
+names. Some I saw yesterday were called “Anti-Krupp Cottage,” “Pleasant
+View,” and “Little Grey Home in the West.” There was one very homey site,
+well equipped and fitted, which had been dubbed the “Nut,”—the colonel
+lived there.
+
+My old corps brought an aeroplane down with a machine gun last night. They
+were in a shell hole between the main and support trenches.
+
+For the last few days I have been “up” looking for gun positions.
+
+The lice are getting to be a torment. You have no idea how bad they are.
+Everybody up here is infested with them. I have tried smearing myself with
+kerosene, but that does not seem to trouble them at all. Silk underwear is
+supposed to keep them down. I suppose their feet slip on the shiny
+surface.
+
+The food lately has taken on a wonderful flavor and I now know how
+dissolved German tastes. The cook, instead of sending back two miles for
+water to cook with, has been using water from the moat in which a Boche
+had been slowly disintegrating.
+
+To-day I was able to see what a German seventeen-inch shell could do; one
+had made a crater fifty feet across and twenty feet deep in the middle of
+the road. The top of the road was paved—think it over—and pieces kill at a
+thousand yards. Thirty horses were buried in another hole.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have been given a special job by the general to enfilade a wood over the
+Mound. I have my section now in the second-line trenches waiting till it
+is dark before making a move. We have to make a machine-gun emplacement in
+a piece of ground which is decidedly unhealthy to visit during daylight. I
+have been there in daylight, but I had to creep out of it. On the map it
+is called a farm, but the highest wall is only three feet six inches high.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Arrived home about two o’clock this morning. We crawled to the place we
+have to take up, and I put some men filling sandbags in the ruins and
+others even digging a dugout. The enemy had “the wind up” and were using a
+great number of star shells. When one goes up we all “freeze,” remain
+motionless, or lie still. They send them up to see across their front, and
+if they locate a working party, then they start playing a tune with their
+machine guns. Bullets and shells whistled through the trees all the time.
+They seemed to come from all directions. The men didn’t like it at all. I
+wasn’t altogether comfortable myself, but an officer must keep going. I
+walked about and joked and laughed with them. The range-taker said, “Some
+of us are getting the didley-i-dums, Sir.” I don’t know what that is, but
+I had a feeling that I had them too.
+
+Of course, to start with, everybody thinks every single shell and bullet
+is coming straight for him. Then you find out how much space there is
+around you. One man came to tell me that two men were firing at him with
+his own rifle from the ruins of the alleged farmhouse, ten yards away from
+the dugout we are making. Just then a field mouse squeaked, and he jumped
+up in the air and said, “There’s another.” I told the men to fill sandbags
+from the ruins; they all crowded behind this three-foot-six wall for
+protection; they dug up a French needle bayonet—that was all right, but
+they afterwards dug up a rifle and I noticed a suspicious smell, so I
+moved them.
+
+We came home very tired. We are attacking Hooge, a counter-attack, to take
+back trenches lost in the liquid fire attack—you will hear what we did
+from the papers, probably in three months’ time.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I’m writing this in a new home, this time a splinter-proof dugout. The
+Huns are again strafing us—last shell burst fifty yards away a few minutes
+ago. Several times since I started writing I have had to shake off the
+dust and debris thrown by shell bursts on to these pages. I was again
+sniped at with shrapnel this morning on my machine while reconnoitering
+the roads—they all missed, but they’re not nice. I’m filthy, alive, and
+covered with huge mosquito bites; you get sort of used to the incessant
+din in time. Even the forty-two centimeter shells, which make a row like
+freight trains with loose couplings going through the air, are not so
+terrible now.
+
+Through a hole in my dugout I can see the Huns’ shells Kulturing a
+chateau. It was once a very beautiful place with a moat, bridges, and
+splendid gardens. Now it’s useless except that the timber and the
+furniture come in useful for our dugouts and the making of “duck walks,”
+the grated walks which line the bottom of the trenches.
+
+Last night I was sitting in the Medical Officer’s dugout when a man I knew
+came in. He was an officer in the Second Gordons. “I feel pretty bad,
+doc.” He explained his symptoms. “Trench fever; you go down the line.”
+“No, fix me up for tonight and maybe I won’t need anything else.” He
+didn’t! All that is left of him is being buried now, less than a hundred
+yards from where I write this.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Before I came here I had to go to another part of the line, in which the
+“Princess Pats” distinguished themselves. We have been hanging on ever
+since, and a mighty stiff proposition it is. The O.C. to-day told me that
+he had not slept for fifty-six hours. The Germans in one place are only
+twenty-five yards away—so close that conversation is carried on in a
+whisper.
+
+In one place they had stuck up a board with “Warsaw Captured” on it.
+
+My section worked until two o’clock and then the sandbags gave out, so we
+had to come home. This was a disappointment to me. I wanted to get the job
+finished. My men went on filling sandbags from the same place last night
+and discovered the remains of the late owner of the sword bayonet. He has
+now been decently buried, with a little wooden cross marked—
+
+
+ TO AN UNKNOWN FRENCH SOLDIER
+ R.I.P.
+
+
+When you read in the newspapers, that a trench was lost or taken, just
+think what it means. Think what happens to the men in the trenches; that’s
+the part of it we see. Stretchers pass by all day. Since I have been here
+the cemetery has grown—a new mound—a simple wooden cross. Nobody talks
+about it, but everybody wonders who’s next. The men here are splendid, the
+best in the world, and the officers are gentlemen.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ A French Soldier.
+
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We have moved to the famous Langhof Chateau on the Lille road. This is
+supposed to have belonged to Hennessey of “Three Star” fame, but the
+Germans had been through the wine cellars. We looked very, very carefully,
+but only found empties. My batman has made me comfortable. I’m writing
+this on a washstand; in front of me I have a bunch of roses in a broken
+vase. My trench coat is hanging on a nail from a coat-hanger. A large
+piece of broken wardrobe mirror has been nailed up to a beam for my use.
+One of the men just came in to ask if a trousers press would be of any
+use. We have a fine little bureau cupboard of carved oak; we use this for
+the rations. A pump, repaired with the leather from a German helmet, has
+been persuaded to work and has been busy ever since. The roof of my cellar
+is arched brick and has a few tons of fallen debris on the floor upstairs.
+That strengthens it. It is shored up from inside with rafters. This makes
+the roof shell-proof, except for big shells, and the enemy always use big
+shells. The cellar floors are concrete.
+
+It is very strange the lightness with which serious things are taken by
+men here, and it took me some time to understand it. I met a young captain
+of the Royal Marine Artillery who was in charge of a battery of trench
+mortars. He was telling me of how one of his mortars and the crew were
+wiped out by a direct hit. He referred to it as though he had just missed
+his train.
+
+Two days later I went up with the Machine-Gun Officer of the Second
+Gordons to look at a piece of ground. To get there we had to crawl on our
+hands and knees. In one part of our journey we came to a sunken road. The
+day was fine, so we lay there. He asked me about Canada. He wanted to know
+something about the settler’s grant. He said: “Of course you know after a
+chap has been out here in the open, it will be impossible to go back again
+to office life.” I boosted Canada and suddenly the irony of the situation
+occurred to me. Here we were lying down in a road quite close to the
+German lines, so close that it would be suicide to even stand up, and yet
+here we were calmly discussing the merits of Canadian emigration. I
+commented on this and he replied: “My dear fellow, when you have been out
+as long as I have, you will come to realize that being at the front is a
+period of intense boredom punctuated by periods of intense fear, and that
+if you allow yourself to be carried away by depression it will be your
+finish.” He had been out since just after Mons.
+
+I remembered this and I found that the nonchalant and care-free attitude
+of the average British officer was really a mask and simulated to keep his
+mind off the whole beastly business: this great big dirty job which white
+people must do.
+
+I was sitting one afternoon by the side of the canal bank about two
+hundred yards in front of my chateau having tea with the officers of the
+East Yorks when suddenly the chateau-smashing started again. To go back
+was dangerous and useless. My men were under cover, resting, so that they
+would be ready for the night work. The shelling was intermittent. One
+shell went over and presently I heard _crack_,—_crack_,—_boom_, _crack_,
+_crack_,—_crack_; my heart was in my boots and I was unable to move.
+
+The colonel listened for a few seconds, then said: “Keene, do you know
+what that is?” I lied: “No, sir.” I thought it was the explosion of my
+machine-gun bullets in their web belts and I dreaded to go up to see my
+section. I had worked with them and tried hard to be a good officer and
+the feeling that I should probably only find their mangled remains
+sickened me. The colonel said: “That’s the ‘Archie’ in Bedford House. I
+think the last ‘crump’ got it. You two”—indicating myself and another
+officer—“go up and see if we can do anything. See if they want a working
+party and let me know.”
+
+We started to run. On the way up I looked into the cellars to see the men
+whom I, the minute previously, had mourned for, and found two asleep,
+three hunting through their shirts, and the rest breaking the army orders
+by “shooting craps.” From Bedford House a long trail of smoke was rising
+and the explosions became louder. We suddenly discovered the “Archie” in
+flames. It was in the courtyard and for camouflage had been covered with
+branches. It was mounted on an armored Pierce-Arrow truck. The “crump” had
+hit it, and gasoline, paint, branches, and hubs were supplying the fuel
+which was cooking out the ammunition, the _crack_, _crack_, being the
+report of single shells, whereas one loud _boom_ signified the explosion
+of an entire box. These shells were going off in all directions and it
+became dangerous to stay too near.
+
+The flames on the car were of pretty colors. It is surprising the amount
+of inflammable material there is on a car. The late owner of the car, a
+lieutenant in the Royal Marine Artillery, was cursing in a low, but
+emphatic, marine manner, and several other officers from nearby batteries
+were attracted by the noise and the pyrotechnic display. I spoke to the
+lieutenant and sympathized with him, and he retorted: “Gott strafe
+Germany. Why they should hit the ‘bus’ when I have a brand-new pair of
+trench boots that I had never worn, I dunno.” Just then and there the case
+cooked out and a piece of shell cut between us and buried itself deep in
+the support of a dugout, so we got under cover.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ “Whiz-Bangs.”
+
+
+In the group was a splendid type of army chaplain. He came over almost at
+the start of the war and had seen a great deal of the open warfare at the
+commencement of hostilities. He said: “My friend Fritz is not through;
+he’ll try to do some more yet.” As the smoke died down and the cracking
+stopped, the enemy decided that an attempt would be made either to carry
+out salvage of whatever they had hit or else we would try to get the
+wounded away. So without any preliminary warning the whole area was
+covered by a battery fire of _whiz bangs_, and the shrapnel bullets came
+down like rain, several men being hit. The fire eventually died down and
+the wreck was allowed to cool off. The “Archies” are used so much to keep
+the aeroplanes up, and next to the loss of his boots the officer in charge
+was worried by the fact that the enemy would send an aeroplane over to see
+what they had hit. It was very necessary to keep the planes away, because
+at this time there were one hundred and fourteen batteries of artillery in
+the neighborhood.
+
+Later on the battery commander came down, and as he looked at the red-hot
+armor plates he said: “Five thousand pounds gone up in smoke. Sorry I
+missed the fireworks.” The Divisional general called him up at the dugout
+and gave him areas for the distribution of the four anti-aircraft guns and
+cars comprising his battery. After he was through the commander replied:
+“Very good, sir, that will be done with all the guns except the third
+gun.” The voice over the wire became very dignified, a preliminary to
+becoming sulphuric. “What do you mean, all but the third gun?” “Because,
+sir, the enemy has just ‘crumped’ the third gun and all that remains of it
+is scrap iron.”
+
+One of the battalions has a fine victrola in the officers’ mess dugout
+with a good selection of records. I have heard Caruso accompanied on the
+outside by an orchestra of guns. It was a wonderful mixture. Speaking of
+canned music reminds me we have a small portable trench machine, which
+closes up like a valise, easily handled and carried about. One man near
+had a box full of needles distributed in his back by a bomb; he considers
+himself disgraced; he says it will be kind of foolish in years to come to
+show his grandchildren twenty-five or thirty needles and tell them that
+they were the cause of his wounds.
+
+The Tommies play mouth organs a great deal and it is much easier to march
+to the sound of one, even
+
+
+ ’Ere we are; ’ere we are,
+ ’Ere we are agin.
+ We beat ’em on the Marne,
+ We beat ’em on the Aisne,
+ We gave ’em ’ELL at Neuve Chapelle,
+ And ’ere we are agin—
+
+
+sounds well with the addition of a little music.
+
+Anything is used for trench work; often if we waited for the proper
+materials we should be uncomfortable, so it is one of the qualifications
+of a good soldier to find things. Sometimes we steal material belonging to
+other units, then stick around until the owners come back and help them
+look for them; however, it is always advisable to steal materials from
+juniors in rank; if they find it out, and are senior, then you are in for
+a one-sided strafe.
+
+One of the other battery subalterns found a deserted carpenter’s shop and
+he let his men loose to dismantle it. They took the parts of steel
+machines and used them for the construction of a dugout. One man said,
+“It’s like coming home drunk and smashing up the grand piano with an axe.”
+They must have attracted the attention of the ever-alert Boche, for no
+sooner had they moved out than the place was shelled to the ground.
+Everything I now look at with an eye to its value for trench construction;
+thus, telegraph poles, doors, iron girders, and rails are more valuable to
+us out here than a Rolls Royce.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The “Crump.”
+
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Slang or trench language is used universally. My own general talks about
+“Wipers,” the Tommy’s pronunciation of Ypres, and I have seen a reference
+to “Granny” (the fifteen-inch howitzer) in orders “mother” is the name
+given to the twelve-inch howitzer. The trench language is changing so
+quickly that I think the staff in the rear are unable to keep up to date,
+because they have recently issued an order to the effect that slang must
+not be used in official correspondence. Now instead of reporting that a
+“dud Minnie” arrived over back of “mud lane,” it is necessary to put, “I
+have the honor to report that a projectile from a German Minnenwerfer
+landed in rear of Trench F 26 and failed to explode.”
+
+Sometimes names of shells go through several changes. For example, high
+explosives in the early part of the war were called “black Marias,” that
+being the slang name for the English police patrol wagon. Then they were
+called “Jack Johnsons,” then “coal boxes,” and finally they were
+christened “crumps” on account of the sound they make, a sort of
+_cru-ump!_ noise as they explode. “Rum jar” is the trench mortar.
+“Sausage” is the slow-going aerial torpedo, a beastly thing about six feet
+long with fins like a torpedo. It has two hundred and ten pounds of high
+explosive and makes a terrible hole. “Whiz bang” is shrapnel.
+
+Shelling is continuous. We have thousands of pieces of shells and fuse
+caps about the premises. I have in front of me a fragment of a shell about
+fourteen inches long and about four and one-half inches across, which came
+from a German gun. The edges are so sharp that it cuts your hand to hold
+it. I use it as a paper-weight.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+This morning I experienced a wonderful surprise. I had gone up to one of
+the North Stafford Batteries to borrow a clinometer. The major, while he
+was getting the instrument for me, casually remarked: “There’s yesterday’s
+‘Times’ on the bench if you care to look at it.” I turned first to the
+casualty list and later to the “London Gazette” for the promotions, and
+wholly by accident perused carefully the Motor Machine Gun Service list
+and there noted the announcement, “Keene, Louis, 2d Lieut., to be 1st
+Lieut.,” and for a fact this was the “official” intimation that I had been
+promoted. I had a couple of spare “pips”, rank stars, in my pocket-book,
+so I got my corporal to sew them on right away.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are all very happy at times, very dirty, and covered with stings and
+bites; have no idea how long we are to remain up. Getting used to the
+shell fire, and can sleep through it if it’s not too close. When it comes
+near it makes you very thoughtful. Still working at night and resting
+during the day. Made another emplacement for one of my machine guns last
+night; had twenty men digging; surprising how fast men dig when the
+bullets are flying.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It’s about 2 A.M. We have just come in. My new emplacement is splendid;
+we’ve made it shell-proof and have it ready for firing. I was coming home
+this afternoon after having been to the fire trenches when I heard a
+shout: “Keene!” I looked up on the canal bank and I saw the general with
+one of his A.D.C.’s sitting watching an aeroplane duel. “I’ve come up to
+see your gun position, Keene.” I saluted, waited for him, and took him to
+it. It is below the level of the ground under tons of bricks in the ruins
+of a farmhouse. He was standing on the roof of it and said, “Well, where’s
+the emplacement?” “You’re standing on it, sir.” “Tut, tut, ’pon my word,
+that’s good.” He was delighted and congratulated me on it. My preliminary
+work under the eyes of the general has gone off quite well. I start firing
+to-night.
+
+Intimacy between generals and lieutenants is unusual, but it looks as if
+mine had taken an interest in me, because when he noticed my insect-bitten
+face, he sent me down some dope he had used with good effect in India. I
+expect the mosquitoes in India were the ordinary kind, but, believe me,
+trench “skeeters” are constructed differently and are proof against the
+general’s pet concoction.
+
+I have several miners in my section who take a personal pride in the
+digging and shoring up of dugouts. So far the other two sections of the
+Battery are always behind in this work but they may look better on parade.
+
+The canal has one big lock suitable for swimming; a lot of “jocks” were
+bathing there to-day. I ordered a bathing parade for my section. Later I
+found that the swimming had livened three Germans, long submerged—the
+bathing parade is off.
+
+A Belgian battery commander has just wakened up and his shells are
+rattling overhead. From the fire trenches an incessant rattle of rifles is
+heard; all the bullets seem to come over here; constantly the whine of a
+musical ricochet bullet is heard. Otherwise things are dead quiet. It’s
+getting on for three, so I’m going to bed in my blankets on one of the
+late chateau owner’s splendid spring mattresses and carved oak bedstead.
+Oh! how nice it would be to sleep without lice. From an adjoining cellar
+my section are snoring, and I’m going to add to the chorus. Good-night,
+everybody.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We have been having Sunday “hate.” Eight-inch crumps are once more busting
+“up” the chateau. How they must detest this place. My tea and bully beef
+are covered with dust of the last shell. You have no idea how terrible the
+shell-fire is. First you hear the whistle and then a terrific burst which
+shakes the ground for a hundred yards around; when it clears away you find
+a hole ten feet across and six feet deep. At least fifteen have dropped
+around us in the last half hour.
+
+This place isn’t somewhere in France, it’s somewhere in Hell! It has been
+the scene of a great many encounters; decayed French uniforms, old rifles,
+ammunition and leather equipment and bundles of mildewed tobacco leaves
+are strewn all over the place. I found the chin-strap of a German
+“Pickelhaube” in the grounds, the helmet of a French cuirassier, and the
+red pants of a Zouave, close together. When digging in the trenches or
+anywhere near the firing line you have to be careful: corpses, dead
+horses, and cattle are buried everywhere. I’m building a trench to my
+emplacement and we have a stinking cow in the direct line; this will have
+to be buried before we can cut through.
+
+Everybody is cheerful and going strong. Yesterday some of my men went
+swimming in the moat of the chateau; a shell dropped in the water near
+them, and threw up a lot of fish on to the bank. That kind of discouraged
+the Tommies swimming, so they cooked the fish and decided that safety
+comes before cleanliness out here.
+
+It’s hot and sticky, and when you have to wear thick clothes and equipment
+it makes you very uncomfortable, but it’s all in the game.
+
+All through the night we fired single shots from a machine gun; my orders
+were to fire between half-past eight at night and four o’clock in the
+morning. We have a number of guns doing this. It harasses the enemy and
+keeps them from sleeping; anything that will wear a man down is practiced
+here.
+
+I’ve constructed a fire emplacement amongst the ruins underground; to get
+to it you have to travel through a tunnel eighteen feet long; inside it’s
+very damp. I was working with my corporal, crouched up; we were both wet
+and cold, and so to cheer things up every now and again we let off a few
+rounds and warmed our hands on the barrel. Outside it poured with rain,
+and mosquitoes sought refuge inside and mealed off me. The corporal was
+immune. I had a water bottle full of whiskey and water. We used it to keep
+out the cold, but it wasn’t strong enough. In a case like that you need
+wood alcohol. I would like to have had some Prohibitionists with me here.
+We had no light except the flash of the gun and the enemy star shells.
+
+At daybreak I came home dead beat. I got into my cellar, was so tired that
+I threw myself down on the bed and wrapped myself up in my blankets,
+boots, mud, lice and all. I hadn’t been asleep long before the Huns
+started “hating” the chateau. They have put over twenty-five large calibre
+shells into my place, the grounds and the house. They are still at it.
+Every time a shell bursts it makes a hole big enough to bury five horses,
+and it shakes the foundations all round. The shells are bigger than usual.
+The smoke and earth are blown up fifty or sixty feet in the air. The
+effect is a moral disruption. _Why can’t they keep that cotton out of
+Germany?_
+
+I have divided my section up into two teams, one in the cellars and one in
+the gun-pits. I relieve them every twenty-four hours, and I practically
+have to be in both places at once, but I have got a telephone in between
+the two places. I have it by my bed so that I can constantly know how
+things are going. However, the wire is cut two or three times a day by
+bullets and shell splinters, my linesman has a constant job.
+
+Fired all night; came back at six o’clock this morning, very tired. Had a
+telegram from the general to fire two thousand rounds in twenty-four
+hours; this is quite hard work. Actually we could fire the lot in five
+minutes, but it would attract too much attention. The enemy use whole
+batteries of artillery to blot out machine guns which attract attention,
+so we have to fire single shots.
+
+We have for neighbors four dead cows and an unexploded six-inch shell,
+liable to go off any time, all in a radius of one hundred yards. We have
+smashed holes through five walls so that we can go through the ruins
+unobserved. In one place we pass over a dead cow, and in another we wade
+through several tons of rotten potatoes, and I believe we have a corpse
+handy; and part of our trench goes through another heap of rotten mangles.
+I’m an authority on smells. I can almost tell the nationality of a corpse
+now by the smell. It will soon be necessary to wear our smoke-helmets to
+go into the emplacement. I don’t think that I have told you that I cross
+the Yser canal about six times a day. I’d been up a week before I knew
+what it was. Now it only has a few feet of water in it, the rest being
+held in the German locks. The part I cross over is full of bulrushes, and
+is the home of moor-hens, water rats, mosquitoes and frogs.
+
+On one side of the canal is a bank which is in great demand by the machine
+gunners, who are able to get a certain amount of height and observation of
+their fire. The general has ordered a field gun to take up a position on
+this bank. He refers to it as his “Sniping eighteen-pounder.” It is firing
+at seven hundred yards right at the German line and smashes up their
+parapet in a style that is pretty to watch. The machine gunners are in a
+great state, because the enemy will soon be “searching” with his artillery
+for the eighteen-pounder and the lairs of the smaller hidden guns will
+suffer.
+
+The men are hunting for lice in their underwear. This is the kind of
+conversation that is coming through from the next cellars: “I’ve got you
+beat—that’s forty-seven.” “Wait a minute”—a sound of tearing cloth—“but
+look at this lot, mother and young.” “With my forty and these you’ll have
+to find some more.” They were betting on the number they could find. I
+peel off my shirt myself and burn them off with a candle. I glory in the
+little pop they make when the heat gets to them. All the insect powder in
+the world has been tried out on them and they’ve won.
+
+All sentries here are doubled; one thing it’s safer, and another it’s
+company; even when things are quiet, rats and mice scamper about and it
+sets your nerves on end. Things which are inanimate during the day become
+alive at night. Trees seem to walk about. I wonder what it tastes like to
+have a real meal in which tinned food does not figure; fancy a tablecloth;
+my tablecloth is a double sheet of newspaper, and even then I can’t have a
+new one every day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Had a good night’s rest; came in about twelve o’clock and slept until
+eight-thirty this morning. One eye is completely closed up by a sting.
+
+A German aeroplane has been hovering over our positions looking for my
+gun, so we have stopped firing and all movement. I know just how the
+chicken feels when the hawk hovers over it. Few people realize how much
+aeroplanes figure in this war, for war would be much different without
+them. They do the work of Cavalry only in the sky. Whenever they come
+over, the sentries blow three blasts on their whistles and everybody runs
+for cover or freezes; guns stop firing and are covered up with branches
+made on frames. If men are caught in the open they stand perfectly still
+and do not look up, for on the aeroplane photographs faces at certain
+heights show light; dugouts are covered over with trees, straw or grass.
+We use aeroplane photographs a great deal; they show trenches distinctly
+and look very like the canals on Mars.
+
+The Huns have been “hating” the road one quarter of a mile away all the
+morning. That doesn’t worry us a bit as long as they don’t come any
+closer. I’m willing always to share up on the shelling.
+
+This order has just been issued. It speaks for itself:—
+
+
+ All ranks are warned that bombs and grenades must not be used for
+ fishing and killing game.
+
+
+I went over another farm to-day. It is one of the well-ventilated kind,
+punched full of holes. In the kitchen, stables and outhouses there was a
+most wonderful collection of junk: ammunition, British and French
+bandoliers, old sheepskin coats abandoned by the British troops from last
+winter, smashed rifles, bayonets, meat tins, parts of broken equipment,
+sandbags, stacks of rotten potatoes and three dead cows. The fruit trees
+are laden with fruit, and vines are growing up the houses with their
+bunches of green grapes.
+
+In the garden several lonely graves are piled high with old boots, straw,
+American agricultural implements, rotting sacks and rubbish of every
+description, pieces of shells, barrels, and in one room the rusty remains
+of a perambulator and sewing machine; rats are the only inhabitants now.
+In the garret (the staircase leading up to it gone long ago) I found a
+British rifle, bayonet fixed, ten rounds in the magazine, and the bolt
+partly drawn out. Evidently the owner was in the act of reloading his
+chamber when something happened. The graves were dated second and third
+months of this year. The poor wooden crosses were made of pieces of ration
+cases and the names written with an indelible pencil. The wretchedness of
+this farm, which was flourishing only a short time ago, is very pathetic.
+
+We have adopted an old Belgian mother cat with her family of three kittens
+in the dugout. Now we find that three more little wild kittens are living
+in the bricks which we have piled around the windows to protect us against
+shells. They are all encouraged to live with us in the cellars. I like
+cats, and they will help to keep the rats down. Although some of the rats
+are nearly the size of cats.
+
+It has been raining again and the trenches are filling up with slush. We
+carry a big trench stick, a thick sapling about four feet long with a
+ferrule made from a cartridge of a “very-light” (star shell), to help
+ourselves in walking; our feet are beginning to get wet and cold as a
+regular thing now, and we are revetting our trenches firm and solid for
+the winter. Eleven P.M. A mine under the Boche line has just been
+exploded. The fighting has just started for the crater.
+
+I took a German Uhlan helmet from a gentleman who had no further use for
+it. It was pretty badly knocked about; still, if I can get it home it’s a
+trophy.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Mr. Tommy Atkins.
+
+
+It’s about eight o’clock Sunday evening. All day long shells have been
+coming over like locomotives. Every five seconds one goes over into the
+old town; every five seconds for the last two hours. The chateau has been
+shelled again with “crumps”; they are such rotten shots; if only they
+would put in two good ones in the center it would blow it to bits and then
+they might leave us alone. The whole of the ground is pitted because they
+can’t hit it squarely.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+My work lies behind the front line and in front of the support, firing
+over the heads of the men in the main trenches. The emplacement was
+shelled to-day; one shell hit the roof, burst and knocked over one of my
+men, cutting his head open. He is not very badly hurt, but has gone to the
+hospital. The shelling has been terrible to-day.
+
+The Germans have been very quiet lately, and working parties are out all
+along their front lines at night—something’s up. Dirty work can be
+expected at any time now. We have steel helmets to protect us from spent
+bullets and splinters. They look like the old Tudor steel helmets and they
+are fine to wash in.
+
+You have no idea what a big part food plays in our life. Yesterday morning
+I went with the machine-gun officer of another outfit to crawl about
+looking for positions. We were in an orchard. I happened to look up and
+saw ripe plums! Terrified lest he should see them and forestall me, I
+said, “Let’s beat it, this is too unhealthy,” so we crawled back. Last
+night in the light of a big moon such as coons always steal watermelons
+by, a section officer and his cook crawled to the plum tree. The section
+officer, being large, stood underneath while the cook climbed the tree and
+dropped them into a sandbag held open by the S.O. They got about ten
+pounds. They go well stewed, believe me. The fact that bullets whistled
+through the trees most of the time made them taste better to-day. Sat the
+rest of the night in a hedge firing at the Boches with a Lewis gun. I
+struck for bed just as dawn broke.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day the guns are again “hating” the chateau, and they have put sixty
+shells in the neighborhood. Still, “there’s no cloud without a silver
+lining.” I’ve got a new way home. Instead of going right around the
+kennels, stables, and through the yards, I go “through” the greenhouse
+direct, thereby saving a lot of time. The Huns’ calendar is wrong. They
+have always shelled me Sunday and Wednesday. To-day’s Tuesday!
+
+We use up the window frames and doorways for kindling, and consequently
+the doors have gone long ago. I have been smashing up mouldings this
+morning with an axe. We prefer the dry wood which is built into the walls;
+it burns better and doesn’t cause smoke. As soon as smoke is seen rising,
+the enemy’s range-finders get busy and then we suffer.
+
+Another mine went up yesterday; nobody seems to know where. I think it
+came south from the French lines; it rocked the whole neighborhood for
+miles. The ground here is a kind of quicksand for a few feet down, and
+shock is easily transmitted, the whole ground being honeycombed with
+mines, old trenches, shafts, saps made by French, Belgians, Germans and
+our own people.
+
+The use for timber of any description is manifold; every little bit is
+used up. Our chief source of supply of dry wood is from the smashed-up
+chateaux. Langhof, my home, has been punished almost every day, and after
+the bombardment lets up men from the neighborhood come to collect the wood
+torn up by the shelling. The men of the Tenth East Yorks came up this
+morning and climbed to the remains of the second story, ripping up the
+floor boards. The enemy evidently saw them, for the shelling soon started.
+We have been shelled often here before, but it was nothing compared to
+this. The shells were carefully placed and came over with disgusting
+regularity. The buildings rocked and the whole neighborhood shook.
+Fountains of bricks, mortar, and dirt were spewed up into the air. Trees
+were torn to shreds, a wall in front of me was hit—and disappeared, a lead
+statue of Apollo in the garden was hurled through the air and landed fifty
+yards away crumpled up against the balustrade of the moat.
+
+We were in our cellars, and gradually the shelling crept up towards us.
+Slowly a solemn dread which soon moulded into a sordid fear took
+possession of my being. In a flash I began to devise a philosophy of death
+for my chances were fading with every crash. I took out my pocketbook,
+containing some letters from my mother and some personal things, and put
+them on one of the beams, so that, being in another part of the building,
+they might perhaps be found some day. The shelling continued and shells
+dropped completely round the cellars, demolishing nearly everything in
+sight. The enemy evidently wanted to obliterate the whole place. The smell
+of the smoke and the dirt from the debris was choking, and every minute we
+expected to be our last. Suddenly it stopped. Philosophy and fear
+disappeared simultaneously as I sputtered out a choking laugh of relief.
+Then Hawkins, my servant, in a scared voice started, and the others joined
+in, singing the old marching refrain of the Training Camps:—
+
+
+ “Hail, hail, the gang’s all here,
+ What the hell do we care!
+ What the hell do we care!
+ Hail, hail, the gang’s all here,
+ What the hell do we care NOW!”
+
+
+When a man has lived night after night in a trench, he gradually finds it
+quite possible to snatch a good night’s sleep. In other words, it is
+merely a case of becoming acclimated to rackets, smells and food. I had
+always been able to sleep, but on the night following the bombardment of
+the chateau I just could not doze off. I thrashed about continuously, and
+while in this restless state harbored the notion that trouble was brewing
+for me. Every one has had that feeling, the feeling that hangs in your
+bones and warns you to watch out. Well, that is how I felt.
+
+At last the sun rose and with it came a beautiful morning, warm and sunny.
+I walked out amongst the ruins to see the extent of the damage caused by
+the shelling of the previous day. I was waiting for the stew which was
+cooking on a little fire near the side of the cellar. The “dixie” was
+resting on two old bayonets, and they in turn rested on bricks at either
+side. Towards noon a big shell came over and landed in the moat, covering
+everything around with a coat of evil-smelling, black mud. This shell was
+followed by another, arriving in the part of the ruins where once a
+cow-shed stood. I was talking to Hawkins, my batman, when I saw him dive
+across my front and fall flat on his face. At the same time I was in the
+center of an explosion, a great flame of light and then bricks, wood and
+cement flew in all directions. For a few seconds I thought I was dead,
+then I picked myself up and saw that blood was pouring down the front of
+my jacket. I followed up the stream and found that my right hand was
+smashed and hanging limp. My men rushed out and I told them it was
+nothing, but promptly fell in a heap. When I came to, my hand was wrapped
+up in an emergency bandage, and a stretcher was coming down from Bedford
+House, an advanced dressing-station, the next house back. To the delight
+of the men who were carrying it, I waved them away and told them I could
+walk. Assisted up to the dressing-station by one of my men, I made it. I
+then made a discovery. A soldier is a man until he’s hit, then he’s a
+case. I first had an injection of “anti-tetanus” in the side, and the fact
+was recorded on a label tied to my left-hand top pocket button. The doctor
+tied me up, then said: “You’ll soon be all right. Will you have a bottle
+of English beer or a drop of whiskey?” I had the whiskey. I needed it. All
+the time I was there the wounded poured in. Seeing them I felt ashamed to
+be there with only a smashed hand. A corporal came in with both hands
+blown off and fifty-six other wounds. He had tried to save the men in his
+bay by throwing back a German bomb and it had gone off in his hands.
+Hawkins came up later on with my helmet and the fuse head of the shell
+which blew me up. We were all collected together and waited in the dugouts
+of the dressing station until dusk. Several shells came close to us. I
+tried to write to my mother with my left hand, so that when she received
+the War Office cable she would know I was able to write.
+
+Dusk came, then night, and finally the Ford ambulance cars which were to
+take us out of Hell. It was a beautiful night. Belgium looked lovely. The
+merciful night had thrown a veil over the war scars on the land and a moon
+was shining. I was told to sit up in the seat with the driver. We traveled
+along one road, then the shelling became so bad that the drivers decided
+to go back and take another road which was running nearly parallel. Back
+over the line the planes of the Royal Flying Corps were bombing the Forest
+of Houltholst, and the bursting of the shrapnel from the German
+anti-aircraft guns pierced the velvet of the sky like stars as we went out
+of Belgium into France.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Several times shells burst on the road, and from the inside of the car
+came the stifled groans of the men as the Ford hit limbs of trees and
+shell-holes.
+
+Our first stop was a ruined windmill, the walls of which were nearly six
+feet thick. Here the dangerous cases were taken off and attended to. The
+last I saw of the corporal was after they had cut off his coat at the
+seams and the doctors were taking a piece of wire out of his chest. While
+I was waiting a chaplain asked me if I would like a cup of coffee or some
+whiskey, realising that it would take some time to get the coffee made I
+had some more whiskey.
+
+I was given two more tags, which this time were tied on buttons at the top
+of my jacket. I stayed here about two hours, then I was sent to a clearing
+hospital. It was here that I met the first nurses. They were two fine,
+splendid women who were wearing the scarlet hoods of the British Regular
+Army nurse. They were both strong and quite capable of handling a man,
+even if he became delirious. One of them quickly got me into bed. I
+apologized for my terribly dirty state, but I was told that it made no
+difference; they were used to it. To be between clean sheets again was
+wonderful. I felt I wanted to go to sleep forever. Suddenly a roar, and a
+terrible explosion. The hospital was being bombed; a bomb had dropped
+within a hundred yards of my tent. This was the German reprisal for our
+bombing Houltholst. They deliberately bombed a hospital. The doctor at
+this hospital next day looked at my hand and said in a nonchalant way,
+“Looks as though you will lose it.” At that time it didn’t strike me as a
+great loss to lose a hand, even if it was my “painting hand.”
+
+The hospital train of the next day was crowded and the nurse in charge of
+my coach was named Keene. We tried in the little spare time she had to see
+if we couldn’t work out our genealogy and find out if we were even
+remotely connected, but before we did we came to the station of Étaples
+and then went to the Duchess of Westminster Hospital at Latouquet. Here I
+was operated on. A piece of Krupp’s steel was taken out of my hand and a
+rubber drainage tube inserted instead. The Duchess used to come round a
+great deal and won everybody’s affection. She used to sit on my bed and
+talk to me about pleasant things. So unlike many people who visit
+hospitals and ask the patients silly war questions, such as: “How does it
+feel to be wounded?” or “Which hurts more, a bayonet or a shell wound?”
+One exasperated Tommy, when asked if the shell hit him, said: “Naw, it
+crept up behind and bit me.”
+
+FINIS
+
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+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Crumps, The Plain Story of a Canadian Who
+Went by Louis Keene
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+Title: "Crumps", The Plain Story of a Canadian Who Went
+
+Author: Louis Keene
+
+Release Date: May 25, 2009 [Ebook #28964]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK "CRUMPS", THE PLAIN STORY OF A CANADIAN WHO WENT***
+
+
+
+
+
+ "Crumps"
+
+ The Plain Story of a Canadian
+
+ Who Went
+
+ By Louis Keene
+
+ Canadian Expeditionary Force
+
+ With a Prefatory Note By
+
+ General Leonard Wood
+
+ Illustrated by the Author
+
+ Boston and New York
+
+ Houghton Mifflin Company
+
+ 1917
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The "Sub".
+
+
+
+
+
+PREFATORY NOTE
+
+
+HEADQUARTERS SOUTHEASTERN DEPARTMENT
+CHARLESTON, S.C.
+
+11th August, 1917
+
+Captain Keene has made an interesting contribution to the literature of
+the present war in his account of service, which covers the experience of
+a young officer in the making and on the battle front,--the transformation
+of an artist into a first-class machine-gun officer. He covers the
+training period at home and abroad and the work at the front. This direct
+and interesting account should serve to bring home to all of us an
+appreciation of how much has to be done before troops can be made
+effective for modern war, the cost of unpreparedness, and the disadvantage
+under which troops, partially equipped, labor when they meet highly
+organized ones, prepared, even to the last detail, for all the exigencies
+of modern war. It also brings out the splendid spirit of Canada, the
+Mother Country, and the distant Colonies,--the spirit of the Empire, united
+and determined in a just cause.
+
+This and similar accounts should serve to make clear to us the wisdom of
+the admonition of Washington and many others: "In time of peace prepare
+for war."
+
+Many young Americans are about to undergo experiences similar to those of
+Captain Keene, and a perusal of this modest and straight-forward narrative
+will help in the great work of getting ready.
+
+LEONARD WOOD,
+_Maj.-Gen. U.S.A._
+
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+Frontispiece.
+
+The "Sub."
+
+"Beat It!"
+
+The Canadian, Johnnie Canuck, The American, And The ANZAC.
+
+Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun.
+
+"Wipers."
+
+What's The Use?
+
+A French Soldier.
+
+"Whiz-Bangs."
+
+The "Crump."
+
+Mr. Tommy Atkins.
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: "Don't Linger Around Here"
+ "The Enemy Can See You."
+ "Who Me? Yes You. Beat It!"]
+
+
+
+
+
+"CRUMPS"
+
+
+_The Plain Story of a Canadian who went_
+
+The Laurentian Mountains in the Province of Quebec are noted for their
+beauty, fine hunting and fishing, and are the stamping-grounds for many
+artists from the States and Eastern Canada. It was in this capacity that I
+was working during the hot summer of 1914. All through June and July I
+sketched with my father. Other than black flies my only worry was the
+price of my tubes of color.
+
+We usually received our newspapers two or three days after publication;
+consequently we were poorly posted on worldly happenings. Suddenly the war
+clouds gathered and almost before we knew it they became so threatening
+that we grew restless, and even went in to the depot to get our papers so
+that we could have the news sooner.
+
+The assassination of the Austrian Crown Prince and the subsequent events
+were exciting, but it was only when Russia sent that one word "Mobilize"
+to Serbia that we suspected serious results. Even the summer visitors from
+the States exhibited signs of excitement, yet they were skeptical of the
+chances of war; that is, war that would really affect us! My newspaper in
+Montreal wired for me to come down to do war cartoons and I left my father
+and hiked to the depot.
+
+The Montreal train was crowded and conversation centered on the one topic,
+War; the English Navy's ability to maintain her rule of the seas, and what
+would Canada do. A young Austrian reservist two seats away was telling
+some people in a loud voice how much he wanted to get into it. He was
+going back to answer the call. And I had already begun to hear my
+country's call.
+
+A newsboy boarding the train at a junction was overwhelmed and succeeded
+in getting twenty-five cents a copy for his papers.
+
+Montreal teemed with suppressed anxiety and every hour fresh news was
+posted. Special bulletin boards were put up on store fronts. Already men
+in uniform were seen in the street. And men were trying to enlist.
+
+The war fever was rising steadily; the chief occupation of Canadians in
+those days was watching the bulletin boards. Rumors of sea fights,
+ultimatums, disasters, and victories were common. The Kaiser seemed to
+declare war on the world at the rate of three countries a day.
+
+On the night of August 4th, as I was putting the finishing touches on a
+cartoon, a friend burst into the room:--"Come out of here! Something must
+happen any minute now." We marched downtown,--everybody marched in those
+days; walking was abolished in its favor. One met demonstrations
+everywhere, large crowds of cheering men with flags, victrolas at shop
+windows played patriotic airs, and soldiers with civilians crowded before
+the bulletin boards singing the national anthems with great enthusiasm.
+The King had declared war and his message to the fleet had just been put
+up! Newspaper extras were given away by thousands and movies of the
+British Navy were shown on the street. Any one who thought the British
+could not enthuse, changed his mind then.
+
+The audiences at the theatres and moving picture houses on receipt of the
+news rose simultaneously and sang the national anthems, then cheered
+themselves hoarse. These were the first days of the war. Several
+battalions of militia were called out and posted to protect the bridges
+and grain elevators. Battalions were raised overnight, and so many
+recruits came forward that men were refused by the score. England was
+immediately offered ten battalions. Then an army division was possible.
+The Militia Department suddenly became a hive of industry. Men with all
+kinds of business capacity tendered their services gratis, and the
+Canadian war machine, without the experience of previous campaigns, took
+shape. They worked night and day bringing everlasting credit on
+themselves. Banks offered full pay to their employees in uniform, and this
+example was widely followed. The principle prompting this action being,
+"It's our country; if we can't fight ourselves, we will help others to
+fight for her."
+
+Existent camp sites were inadequate, hence new ones were necessary. We had
+a few, but none were big enough. We bought Valcartier, one of the best
+sites in the world, which was equipped almost over-night with water
+service, electric light and drainage. The longest rifle range in the world
+with three and one-half miles of butts was constructed. Railroad sidings
+were put in and 35,000 troops from all over the Dominion poured into it.
+Think of it,--Canada with her population of seven and one-half millions
+offering 35,000 volunteers the first few weeks, without calling out her
+militia. And even to-day the militia are yet to be called. Thus every
+Canadian who has served at the front has been a volunteer. England
+accepted an army division. Fifteen hundred qualified officers were told
+that they would have to stay and train men for the next contingent. But
+this was not fighting. They were dissatisfied. They resigned their
+commissions and went as privates. Uniforms, boots, rifles and equipment
+were found for everybody. Every man was trained as much as possible in the
+time allowed, and within six weeks of the declaration of war, guns, horses
+and 35,000 men were going forward to avenge Belgium.
+
+With me the question of signing up was a big one. In the first place, I
+wanted to go; I wanted to go quickly. Several other fellows and myself had
+decided upon a certain battalion. But much to our disgust and regret we
+were informed that enlistments had stopped only a short time before.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The Canadian
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Johnnie Canuck
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The American
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The ANZAC
+
+
+Then came the announcement of the organization of the First Auto Machine
+Gun Brigade, the generous gift of several of Canada's most prominent
+citizens, and it was in this unit that I enlisted with my friend Pat, a
+six-foot, husky Scotchman, with the fighting blood of the kilties very
+near the surface. We were immediately transported to Ottawa in company
+with fifty other picked men from Montreal. At Ottawa the complement of our
+battery was completed upon the arrival of one hundred more men from Ottawa
+and Toronto. Here we trained until it came time for us to move to
+Montreal, and there the battery was embarked on board the Corinthian with
+a unit of heavy artillery. We sailed down to Quebec where we joined the
+other ships assembled to take over the First Canadian Contingent.
+
+
+ _Corinthian, Wednesday, Sept. 30th, 1914._
+
+ MY DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER:--
+
+ We are now steaming down the St. Lawrence. No one knows where we
+ are going.
+
+ Our fleet is a wonderful sight. All the ships are painted war
+ gray--sides, boats and funnels. We are expecting to pick up the
+ warships which are to convoy us across at Father Point, somewhere
+ near where the Empress of Ireland was sunk.
+
+ Quebec looked very fine. The big guns were being hoisted into
+ boats, horses embarking, and battalion after battalion arriving
+ and going aboard. Those who came from Valcartier have had a rough
+ time. They actually look as if they had come through a campaign.
+ It gave me thrills all day to see these fine men come through the
+ dock-gates with a steady swing. It is a magnificent contribution
+ to any army. It's good to think of all these men coming at their
+ country's call.
+
+ Some day, if I get back, I want to paint a picture of the fleet
+ assembled at Quebec. The grays and greens looked really beautiful.
+ Quebec, the city of history and the scene of many big battles,
+ views with disdain the Canadian patriotism in the present crisis,
+ and we had no send-off, no flags and no bands.
+
+ This letter will not be mailed for ten days, until we are well on
+ the way over. We are crowded, and if we are going through the
+ tropics we shall have a bad time; it is cold now, so we don't
+ notice the congestion.
+
+ We had one hundred and forty horses aboard and two batteries of
+ heavy artillery, besides our own armored cars. All the transports
+ are crowded. We were passed by about ten of the other boats, and
+ as they did so we cheered each other. The thin lines of khaki on
+ all the ships will make a name for themselves. I'm proud I am one
+ of them.
+
+ We've had a big dose of vaccine pumped into our arms to-day. This
+ will be the last letter I send before I arrive, wherever we are
+ going.
+
+
+The Corinthian sailed from Quebec to Father Point, where a patrol boat
+arrived with orders. We then sailed into the Gulf, but toward evening we
+turned into the coast. When we passed Fame Point Light a small boat, which
+afterwards turned out to be another patrol boat, sailing without lights,
+flashed further orders to us. The Corinthian immediately turned round and
+headed back. The minute the patrol boat's signal light went out we were
+unable to distinguish it from the sea. The coloring is a good protection;
+even a boat, close to, sailing without lights, it is impossible to pick
+out. Apparently our orders were to cruise around until daylight and then
+sail for the Bay of Gasp, and this morning at daybreak we sailed into
+that beautiful, natural harbor, which is big enough to accommodate the
+entire British fleet.
+
+I expect that to the villagers living around this harbor all events will
+date from to-day--to-day, when the wonderful sight of twenty-five ocean
+liners drawn up in battleship formation in this quiet place, deserted
+except for an occasional visit from a river steamer or fishing craft,
+greeted their gaze.
+
+Five gray fighting ships are mounting guard, and by their signals and
+pinnaces chasing backward and forward between the troopers are bossing the
+show. A corporal, a South African War veteran, as we looked at them,
+quoted Kipling's
+
+
+ "The liner she's a lady
+ With the paint upon 'er face,
+ The man o' war's 'er 'usband
+ And keeps 'er in 'er place."
+
+
+Towards noon a smart launch came alongside. Even at a distance the boys
+were quick to recognize our popular minister of militia, Sam Hughes, and a
+thundering cheer rang out. With him were several soldiers who threw
+bundles of papers aboard. These were printed copies of his farewell to the
+troops. His launch sailed by the ship, and then on to the next and so on,
+through the fleet.
+
+Our orders forbade the display of lights or even striking of matches after
+6 P.M.; consequently all lights were masked to-night on the vessels,
+except those on the Royal Edward. The minute her lights were put out the
+Bay resumed its normal condition, not even the outlines of the vessels
+being visible.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+A press photographer on a launch has been taking pictures all the
+afternoon. Sailed at five o'clock this afternoon just as the twilight
+commenced. We sailed out in three lines. The convoy is now under way and
+we extend as far as can be seen in both directions. We have two military
+police patrols whose chief duty is to see that no matches are struck on
+deck. Bill, who smokes more matches than tobacco, has had to go below so
+often to light his pipe, that he has decided to do without smoking on
+deck. It is surprising how far a match struck in the dark will show. We
+noticed how matches struck on the other ships showed up last night. All
+our portholes are screwed down with the heavy weather irons and those of
+the second-class cabins are covered with blankets. The authorities are
+taking no chances.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are having physical drills and lectures all day, and we are working
+just as hard on board as we would ashore. Our speed will not be more than
+nine knots; the speed of the slowest vessel regulating the speed of the
+whole fleet.
+
+Matches are getting very scarce. We complained about the tea to the
+orderly officer to-day; milk is running out, so the tea is made with milk
+and sugar in. We asked to have the three separate, but we were told that
+if we complained we would have all three taken away. As a floor stain it's
+great, but as tea it's a failure.
+
+We are quartered in the steerage part of the ship and our food is in
+keeping. It is really remarkable how they can consistently get that same
+coal-oil flavor in all the food.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+War news is signaled from ship to ship by semaphore flags by day. It is
+posted up in the guard room daily. The news that the Indian troops landed
+in France on the 29th of September was the chief item on the bulletin
+yesterday. We're short on things to read. Scraps of newspapers are
+devoured, even to the advertisements. In our cabin we have a "Saturday
+Evening Post" of September 26th which is thumb-marked and torn, but it is
+still treasured. We were not allowed to bring anything besides our kit on
+board on account of the limited space.
+
+Reveille blows at six o'clock and we have to answer the roll-call at 6.15.
+The idea is, that if the men get up and walk about, they are not so likely
+to get seasick, but in spite of that quite a number are sick. We have on
+board one hundred of our brigade; two hundred and sixteen heavy artillery
+and one hundred and forty horses, together with artillery officers and
+equipment. The horses take up the same space which in ordinary times is
+occupied by humans. Otherwise, we should have a great many more troops.
+Our destination is still a mystery. We're a fleet without a port.
+
+Have just been ordered on fatigue to take a prisoner on deck for exercise.
+He is to be tried by court-martial to-morrow for striking a sergeant. All
+day he is kept locked up and only allowed out at night for exercise, under
+escort. The escort consists of two men and a non-com. While on this job we
+watched the signalers flashing the war news from the stern of our boat to
+the bridge of the next astern, the Virginian. The news is flashed at night
+by the lamps--short and long flashes. The news is picked up by wireless on
+the flagship, the Charybdis, at the head of our line and signaled back
+from ship to ship.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+This is the list of the fleet. It is written here in the order in which
+they are sailing. Three warships are heading the fleet; the flagship is
+the H.M.S. Charybdis, commanded by Admiral Wemyss, who distinguished
+himself a few weeks ago in the Battle of Heligoland.
+
+H.M.S. Diana
+H.M.S. Eclipse
+H.M.S. Charybdis
+Caribbean
+Megantic
+Scotian
+Athenia
+Ruthenia
+Arcadian
+Royal Edward
+Bermudian
+Zealand
+Franconia
+Alaunia
+Corinthian (The transport on which I was shipped.)
+H.M.S. Glory
+Canada
+Ivernia
+Virginian
+Monmouth
+Scandinavian
+Sasconia
+Manitou
+Sicilian
+Grampian
+Tyrolia
+Montezuma
+Andania
+Tunisian
+Lapland
+Montreal
+Laurentic
+Cassandra
+Laconia
+Royal George
+H.M.S. Talbot
+
+The H.M.S. Glory, the vessel on our starboard beam, altered her course
+to-day and held up a tramp steamer. We could just see the two vessels
+through our glasses. Apparently everything was all right as the tramp was
+allowed to go on her way afterwards.
+
+We are all given our boat stations. This afternoon a submarine alarm was
+sounded. Everybody on board, including the stewards, had to drop
+everything and chase to the boats. In the excitement a cook shot a "billy"
+of soup over an officer's legs, much to our silent delight.
+
+Thinking it over, it will be remarkable if the Germans allow us to cross
+without making some attempt to sink a few transports. Besides the actual
+loss of the men, the demoralizing effect it will have on the recruiting
+would count a great deal. No man likes to be shot or drowned without a
+show.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I am writing this in my cabin, which is only nine feet by six feet and in
+which six of us sleep at night. Besides living in it we have to keep all
+our equipment clean, which is some job!
+
+About eleven this morning a commotion occurred in the middle line. The
+cruiser heading it and the second ship, the Royal Edward, turned back.
+Also several other boats turned in their course. As we have very little
+excitement we hoped it might be a German attack, for we all want to see a
+naval battle. I looked at the cruiser through powerful glasses and saw
+sailors fixing up the starboard lifeboat, so we presumed that it was
+simply a case of "man overboard."
+
+A big cruiser has joined our fleet and is acting as a flank guard about
+three miles away from our starboard side.
+
+We have a great deal of physical exercise in spite of the rolling of the
+deck. This morning, while in the middle of it I was called away to dress
+and form part of an escort to the prisoner who was to be tried by field
+court-martial to-day. The court was very dignified, and it took a long
+time owing to the inexperience of the officers in such matters. It was the
+first court-martial I have seen,--the proceedings are strictly legal, being
+conducted according to the book, and with the officers wearing their
+swords. The poor devil expects two years.
+
+We have been pitching and tossing a great deal to-day. Physical exercising
+on the sloping decks is becoming a mighty risky thing.
+
+Quite a number of the transports have guns mounted on board so they are
+not entirely dependent on the cruisers. It looks as if we are sailing
+north of the usual trade routes. I have just heard that five more
+battleships are on the starboard beam. They came into sight early this
+morning, but have since been out of sight. We are sailing north of the
+trade routes.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The fleet is being increased. All ships are stopped. Those sailing west
+are allowed to go after being boarded; those going in the same direction
+as ourselves are made to fall into line, so there will be no danger of the
+news of our sailing reaching Europe ahead of us. If we continue to pick up
+ships sailing in our direction, the fleet will be enormous by the time we
+arrive at our unknown destination. We sailed two hundred and twelve miles
+the last twenty-four hours.
+
+Two more transports have joined us. They came from Newfoundland. I hear
+that we now have forty-three ships in the fleet. We sail at ten cables'
+length apart, about one thousand yards.
+
+We are getting into more dangerous water evidently. Early this morning the
+Royal George steamed up from the end of the line and took up a position at
+the head of the fleet, but in line with the battleship Glory about three
+miles away on the port. The Laurentic took up a similar position on the
+starboard. Both these ships are armored and have guns mounted on them.
+They are being used as scouts.
+
+We all rushed up on deck to see a cruiser pass close to us this midday. It
+was a magnificent sight. She was either the H.M.S. Bristol or the H.M.S.
+Essex; her name was painted The bluejackets were massed on the decks
+forward and as she went by the marines' band played "The Maple Leaf
+Forever." We returned cheers with the sailors. It gives you a great thrill
+to see a British ship and to have the knowledge of what it represents. To
+be British is a great thing, and I'm proud to think that I'm going to
+fight for my country. When this war is over and men are talking round a
+table, it will be, "Where were you fighting during the war?" not "Did you
+fight during the war?"
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I'm in a gun-cleaning squad every afternoon. To-day I cleaned the machine
+gun on which I'm second gunner. We treat our machine guns as if they were
+pets. No one will ever be able to say that my gun is dirty. It will
+probably be my best friend some day.
+
+The finding of the court-martial was read out to us on full parade this
+afternoon. First the "Heavies" were lined up on all sides of the deck,
+then the "Mosquitos," as the Machine Gunners are called, lined up inside;
+the prisoner between an escort was led up in the center. It was
+wonderfully impressive. I felt that I was to witness the condemning of a
+fellow soldier to a number of years of hard labor. Over the whole assembly
+there came a deathlike silence and the finding of the court was read to us
+by an officer, the sentence being thirty-six days!
+
+The second steward told me that it took two hundred carpenters twelve
+hours to tear down the cabins and fix up horse fittings. First the
+authorities made arrangements to ship a thousand troops on this ship.
+We're crowded as we are now with only three hundred odd. I hate to think
+what it would have been like with a thousand.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Early this morning a large man-o'-war came up on the port at a speed that
+made everything else seem to stop. We have now battleships on all sides.
+This ship, although a long way off, looks tremendous. She is one of the
+latest super-dreadnaughts.
+
+I was on guard last night when one of the cruisers came alongside to TALK
+to the captain about having lights showing in some of the ports. I enjoyed
+it immensely, for I discovered that the British Navy, true to tradition,
+was still able to maintain its high level of profanity. The ship is in
+pitch darkness and there is no moon. On deck it's almost impossible to
+walk it's so dark. Tonight is supposed to be the night on which the
+Germans are going to make a raid. I am going to sleep on deck so that I
+shall not miss anything. I'd hate to miss the chance of seeing a naval
+engagement. I can't see how the Germans can possibly let a chance go by. A
+nervy cruiser could sink any amount of ships. If the British Navy were up
+against us they would have had a cut in before now.
+
+Slept on deck last night. Nothing happened except that early this morning
+a French cruiser joined us, and I got covered with smuts from the
+smokestack.
+
+The Admiral has received one hundred and twenty-six words of war news, but
+will not let us have them. Probably they're disastrous. We break up
+to-night or to-morrow. It's scarcely likely that the whole fleet will be
+taken to one port at the same time.
+
+That super-dreadnaught passed down the columns to-day. She is of
+tremendous size and travels at high speed. She is probably the Queen Mary.
+
+Expect to see land Wednesday.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Blowing a gale. All day the spendrift has been blowing over. The decks
+have been too wet for parades, thank God! All the way over we have had
+physical exercise, sometimes as much as four hours a day. We're all in
+fine physical condition.
+
+To-day we were allowed to wash our clothes. I can see the advantage of
+khaki now. Even after working hard on my clothes, my underwear is still
+dark white. The rails were covered with underwear and socks when the storm
+started. Now every square inch below is used for drying clothes. Even the
+electric lights are festooned. We have a final kit inspection to-morrow
+and then we pack for disembarkation. We are only about one hundred miles
+from the "Bishop's Light."
+
+It has been a very long voyage and we have been very cramped. All our
+equipment has to be carried in our cabins. Try sleeping six men with all
+their outfit in a cabin nine feet by six feet. The ship carpenter has a
+standing job to repair our cabin. We have rough-housed so much that his
+attention was continually necessary. The trip has been so long that we are
+now beginning to hate each other. I went down in the stoke-hole and the
+engine-room. Even amongst the whirling machines it was more peaceful than
+in our quarters. It seems months since I was in Montreal last.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Dear Old England in sight!
+
+We're passing the Lizard now.
+
+The kit has all been inspected and we hope to land to-morrow some time.
+
+We're lying in the historic harbor of Plymouth; arrived here about two
+hours ago. We're surrounded by fast little torpedo-boat destroyers, which
+are chasing round us all the time like dogs loosened from a chain. The
+breakwater has searchlights mounted on each end and fixed lights are
+playing from the shore. As the lights occasionally flash up the ships in
+the bay, it is as bright as day. Nobody is allowed ashore, not even the
+officers. We may go on to Southampton, only we must get there before five
+at night. After that time nothing is allowed in.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Sailed at daybreak on to Devonport. Most of the transports are now lying
+in pairs at anchor in the harbor. We're close to the shore. We can see
+naval "jolly boats" and pinnaces sailing back and forth. On one side are
+lying the H.M.S Powerful and another boat, both of which in their day were
+the pride of the Navy. The Powerful was the boat which made such a name
+for herself in the Boer War. Now both of these vessels are training ships
+and obsolete so far as this war goes.
+
+All our haversacks have been boiled in coffee to stain them khaki.
+
+One of the Navy steam launches came by and we asked them to get us
+newspapers. They came back with a bundle and we nearly had a riot trying
+to get at them.
+
+It was only to-day that we heard of the fall of Antwerp, the atrocities of
+Belgium, and the treachery of Maritz in Cape Colony.
+
+We shall be getting off in a few hours and this may be the last I shall
+write for some time. I have put in a great deal of time during the voyage
+writing and have done so under difficulties. Sometimes the cabin has been
+torn in pieces, and often arguments, carried on by leather-lunged
+opponents of "Kultur," have made this work hard.
+
+We hear that some paper published an account of the sinking of twenty of
+the ships. This rumor is false, and it's a beastly thing for the newspaper
+to do, but you must remember to discount all news a great deal.
+
+Still on board and we shall probably be here for a few days more. My, it's
+galling to be so near to the land and yet to be cooped up in our crowded
+quarters. Crowded launches and steamers are sailing round the liners. All
+day long cheering crowds come out to see us. Last night another liner
+called Florizel, with the First Regiment Newfoundland troops, tied up to
+us. They were a fine-looking lot of men. We told them we had no tobacco;
+they threw dozens of tins of their tobacco and cigarettes over to us. We
+fought for them. I got the remains of one tin with most of the contents
+spilt. Still, as many of us haven't had a smoke for three days, we
+appreciated it. Several cruisers have come in to-day, and there seem to be
+dozens of submarines and torpedo boats cruising around all day. The reason
+we did not go to Southampton is that five German submarines were waiting
+for us.
+
+The transports are unloading at the rate of five or six ships a day. It
+will probably be our turn on Sunday. The fleet looks splendid at night now
+that we have most of the lights on. All night the steel riveters are at
+work on three battleships that are being built close by. Near us are
+several "wooden walls." One is a ship of Nelson's, the Queen Adelaide.
+Every boat, tug, lighter and motor boat here is the property of the
+Admiralty.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are probably going to Salisbury Plain for two months. We are the first
+Expeditionary Force to land in England from the dominions or colonies, but
+others are on their way. The sailors from the training ships serenade us
+in boats with bands and play "O Canada," "The Maple Leaf Forever," and all
+day long on one ship or the other we hear "It's a Long Way to Tipperary."
+Every one is singing it; without doubt it is _the_ song of the war. To-day
+we got a bundle of papers. We read them right through to the
+advertisements. Cigarettes and matches are at a premium and food is
+running out on board. The strain of staying here is becoming too great.
+We're all disagreeable and insubordinate. The guard room is already full
+and will soon need enlarging.
+
+On guard to prevent the men of the two ships (our own and the Florizel
+with the Newfoundlanders) coming over to visit each other. At ten o'clock
+at night I got the tip that a bunch of men were going to make a break for
+shore and I was asked to go. I had just come off sentry and was dressed
+for shore. We all met up forward, hailed a police boat, climbed down a
+rope ladder across two barges unloading shells and into the police launch.
+When I got in I found that I and one other fellow were the only privates;
+all the rest were sergeants and corporals, thirteen altogether, unlucky
+number. The police sergeants asked me if we had passes. I said, "You bet,"
+and we sailed away from the ship right under everybody's nose. We landed
+and then took a car to Plymouth and went on the Hoe, which has been in
+absolute darkness since the beginning of the war. Girls were very
+interested in us and took most of our collar badges and buttons as
+souvenirs. One man asked me to give him a cigarette as a souvenir.
+
+We met an English captain in a tobacconist's and he invited us up to the
+barracks. Two of us went. I was one. To get there we had to go on a street
+car. We had just sat down when up the stairs came my Lieutenant McCarthy.
+When he saw me he said, "How the hell did you get here?" "Oh, just swam
+across." "Well, if you get caught it'll be the guard room for you." I
+said, "Never mind, we'll have company." He is a pretty good sport. We went
+to the barracks, had a session with the captain, then went to the quay,
+picked up the rest of the men, and sneaked on board. I got to bed at three
+and had to get up this morning at six o'clock to go on guard.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Sunday, very tired. On guard all day, two hours on, four off. It's very
+unfortunate having a Sunday guard, because in the ordinary way we have to
+attend church parade in the morning and after having listened to a sermon
+and sung "Onward, Christian Soldiers," or, "Fight the good fight," we are
+free for the day, whereas guards stay on twenty-four hours.
+
+The major noticed one of the sergeants coming on board this morning at six
+o'clock. The idiot missed us this morning and of course that dished us.
+The sergeants got in wrong. As I am only a private, and therefore ignorant
+and simple according to the military code, and, being with
+non-commissioned officers who are supposed to possess superior
+intelligence, I got away with it. The sergeants have had to do sentry on
+the same ladder we went down.
+
+Everybody is as disagreeable as possible. We are lying in midstream and
+can see the town. Can you imagine anything more galling than that?
+
+While I was on guard the Vicar of Plymouth came aboard and held service.
+He said that the last time a Vicar of Plymouth preached to warriors was
+just before Drake sailed to meet the Armada.
+
+Thank God! moving at last. We've moored up to the docks just opposite two
+magnificent dreadnaughts. Naval men are handling our cargo, our kit bags
+are packed and we are ready to disembark.
+
+Near our ship's stern is a barge full of ventilators and spare parts of
+ships which are taken away when ships are cleared for action. Some of the
+rifle racks were marked Cornwall and I noticed a davit post with the name
+Highflyer, the boat that sank the Kaiser Wilhelm after she had been
+preying on the shipping off South Africa. When a ship is cleared for
+action, all inflammable fittings, such as wooden doors, ladders, racks,
+extra boats, and davits, etc., are discarded. If the order to "clear the
+decks for action" comes at sea, overboard go all these luxuries. It is
+calculated that the cost of "clearing decks" on a cruiser is five thousand
+dollars.
+
+Some of our stuff was unloaded yesterday, and when the ship moved a guard
+was placed over it. When the corporal went down the gangplank with the
+relief, Pat and I walked down behind as if we were part of the same, right
+by the officers. We had a devil of a job to get through the dock gates, a
+suspicious policeman and sentry on guard. We told the sergeant of the
+police a pitiful story, saying that we hadn't had anything to eat for
+three days, and finally he relented. "All right, my lads, only don't
+'swing the lead' in town." We got into Devonport and went to the biggest
+hotel. Before they had time to throw us out we ordered breakfast of real
+food. It was fine after the ship's grub. After sitting there ten minutes,
+the general commanding the district came in and sat behind us. He stared.
+Two privates in the same room as the general!! But all he said was, "If
+you boys can fight as you eat, you'll make an impression." Then we visited
+some other places!
+
+We went back to the docks and went over the super-dreadnaughts, Tiger and
+Benbow, the biggest war vessels in the world. The Tiger's speed on her
+trials was 37.5 knots an hour.
+
+After we had seen enough, we went back to the ship and tried to look as if
+we had been working with one of the fatigue parties on shore. It worked!
+
+We marched off the ship midday and then I had to go on guard again all
+night. That was the first time we were allowed ashore to see the town, and
+I was on guard, so if I hadn't slipped ashore on the two occasions
+mentioned, I should not have seen it at all.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It rained all night, and when I was off guard I slept on the top of one of
+our armored trucks, under a tarpaulin. It's wonderful how we can sleep now
+anywhere, and we often have our clothes on for three days at a time. Many
+a time I sleep with all my equipment on. Get wet and dry it by keeping it
+on. We all have to do it. The idea of pajamas or baths as necessities
+seems funny. At one time I would sooner go without breakfast than miss a
+bath. Now I make sure of the breakfast.
+
+We are going to drive our cars through England to Salisbury Plain. We
+started this morning and drove through Devonport. Cheering crowds
+everywhere. All our cars wear the streaming pennants: "Canada With the
+Empire," which pleased the people a great deal.
+
+As we rode through the streets people showered gifts upon us, such as
+cakes, chocolates, newspapers and apples, and everywhere made lusty
+demonstrations. The people of Taunton, as soon as they heard that the
+Canadians were coming, turned out the barracks and we were met by all the
+officers, who came in to talk to us. One second lieutenant, after studying
+me for some time, said, "Isn't your name Keene?" "Yes," I replied, "but
+how do you know?" "I went to school with you fifteen years ago." His name
+was Carter; he was in the Second Dorsets. That night he got me out of
+barracks for a couple of hours, and we hashed over the schoolboy
+reminiscences. The people of Taunton were arranging a dance for us, but
+nobody was allowed to attend. The major believes in putting us to bed
+early; his theory being that a man can't drive cars well after a party,
+and he couldn't keep the drivers in alone.
+
+Ladies from Taunton, of the pleasing English type with beautiful
+complexions, handed round all sorts of rubbish, jam puffs, and other
+things which belong to the time before we joined the army.
+
+Traveled all the morning. Everybody turned out to see us. The
+Brigadier-General wired ahead, and hastily prepared placards, still wet,
+were hanging from the windows,--
+
+
+ God Bless the Canadians
+ Loyal Sons
+ of
+ The Empire
+
+ The gathering of
+ the Lions' whelps
+
+
+and in one case the haste was so great that "God Save the King" was hung
+upside down.
+
+Everybody wants my badges and buttons, and some men in the unit have not
+one left. Hence I have requisitioned an order for a hundred to meet the
+demand.
+
+All over the country you see "Kitchener's Army" drilling. In one case we
+passed about a hundred of them. When they saw us they broke ranks and
+shook us by the hands. The people of England are much impressed with our
+speed in coming over. Old men and women shouted, "God bless you,
+Canadians!" while tears trickled down their cheeks.
+
+I read this notice in one little shop,--
+
+
+ At noon every day the church bell will ring a few chimes and
+ everybody is asked to stop whatever he is doing and offer this
+ prayer, "Oh, Lord, help our soldiers and sailors to defeat our
+ enemies, and let us have Peace."
+
+ (Signed) The Vicar.
+
+
+Recruiting notices ten feet by six feet with the sentence "Your King and
+Country Need You" are to be seen everywhere in shops, on barns, trees, and
+even church doors.
+
+Motorists and cyclists are warned to pull up whenever requested or the
+results may be serious. Most of the motors have O.H.M.S. plates above the
+number plate.
+
+We billeted in a village school; all slept in our blankets on the floor.
+Left the school and cleaned up before the kids came for their lessons next
+day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Salisbury Plain. Arrived to-day. This part is called Bustard and takes its
+name from the small Bustard Inn, Headquarters of General Alderson, General
+Officer Commanding. Troops are here in thousands and we are no novelty.
+The roads are torn up. Mud is two feet deep in places. All through the day
+and night motor lorries, artillery and cavalry are traveling over the
+ground. Aeroplanes are circling overhead and heavy artillery are firing.
+We see the shells bursting on the ranges every day.
+
+Always raining. Everything is wet, and I am sleeping in a rotten tent
+which leaks. Still, we are all so fit that what would kill an ordinary man
+doesn't worry us much.
+
+We all get three days' leave and are trying by every means possible to
+wangle another day or two. Many men have to see dentists, and lots of men
+have grandparents in Scotland who display signs of dying suddenly. If the
+excuse is good enough, we get four days and sometimes five. I have a
+sweetheart in Scotland, but if that is played out I have to work something
+else.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Wonderful sight from where I am now. Miles of tents, motors and horse
+lines on this desolate moorland. No houses; only camps and a few trees
+which have been planted as wind screens. The soil is very poor, too poor
+for farming. It is government property and it is only used for troops. We
+are ten miles from a railroad. We are so isolated that we might be in
+Africa, except that it's so cold.
+
+The papers are starting an agitation to get the Canadians to march through
+London, and are asking why they should be smuggled in and then shut up on
+Salisbury Plain. They want to see us, AND WE WANT TO SEE LONDON!!
+
+Our ambulance car has been used every day since we came here, taking
+wounded from one hospital to another. The rest of our cars have been used
+to carry German prisoners.
+
+One of the spies caught on the ships is said to have been shot. Several
+were arrested; two were caught in Devonport while we were there, one in a
+Canadian officer's uniform.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Am spending seventy-two hours' leave in London. Got leave through this
+telegram which is from "the girl I'm engaged to":
+
+
+ Disappointed. Met train. Please do come. Leaving for Belgium soon.
+ Love.
+
+ EDYTHE.
+
+
+She is a Red Cross nurse. This is a new one and it worked. McCarthy sent
+it to me.
+
+London is very dismal. No electric signs, and the tops of all the street
+lamps are painted black so that the lights don't show from above. However,
+we managed to have a good time, in spite of it all. The Germans say that
+the Canadians are being held in England to repel the invasion.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The facilities for bathing are not very extensive. I rode into Salisbury,
+a distance of seventeen miles, yesterday, on top of some packing-cases in
+a covered transport wagon, for a bath, the first since I was last on
+leave. We get a Turkish bath in town for thirty cents. After that we had a
+large juicy steak and then started our seventeen-mile trip back through
+the pouring rain. Every other mile we got down and helped the driver swear
+and push the car out of the mud, vast quantities of which abound on the
+Salisbury roads, believe me!!
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is Sunday afternoon. Most of the men in camp are asleep or reading.
+Outside it is raining. It seems to be always raining, and occasionally we
+have such a thick fog that even a trip to get water is exciting before you
+can get back to your own lines.
+
+Owing to our camp having become a swamp we have had to move our quarters
+to drier ground. Moving the tents is not a big job, but rebuilding the
+cook-house is! I figure that when I leave the army I shall have a few more
+professions to choose from. For example, I'm a pretty hefty trench digger;
+then as a scavenger I am pretty good at picking up tin cans and pieces of
+paper; also I'm an expert in building things such as shelters from any old
+pieces of timber that we can steal; then as a cook I can now make that
+wonderful tea that I wrote you about, besides many other things which we
+didn't realize that we had to do when we enlisted.
+
+To-day the paper says "Fair and Warmer." We could do with some of that.
+Years ago, before I joined the army and lost my identity, I rather liked
+occasionally getting wet in the refreshing rain; but now the trouble is
+that we are always wet and have nowhere to dry our things, except by
+sleeping on them.
+
+Our major has an original scheme of training men in the ranks to qualify
+for commissions, sort of having half a dozen embryo officers ready. I have
+been picked as one and have to study in all my spare time. It means a
+great deal more work, but it's very interesting and the sort of thing I
+would like to do. We start to-day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We began our instruction on the machine gun to the officers and the men
+who are up here for a special course; I have a boozy lieutenant, who
+doesn't care a hang, and a bright non-com. Some of the officers we brought
+over make good mascots.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It was fine to-day. We were even able to open up the tent flap to dry the
+place a bit. To-day the major congratulated me on the Christmas card I
+designed for the unit.
+
+Our classes of instruction to the "alien" officers finish to-morrow. Both
+the men I was instructing passed.
+
+The adjutant is very anxious to put us through our officers' training
+course quickly.
+
+We are now recognized as the specialist corps in the machine-gun work with
+the Canadian Division, and he is anxious that we shall be ready to take
+commissions when casualties occur. Every battalion of infantry has a
+machine-gun section attached, and we have the job of training the officers
+and sergeants of these sections.
+
+Owing to the bombardment of the east coast, several of our battalions are
+under orders to move at a moment's notice. It is thought that the
+bombardment was simply a ruse to draw the British fleet away from around
+Heligoland.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The newspaper boys in Salisbury, when you refuse to buy an "Hextra," shout
+"Montreal Star" and "Calgary Eyeopener," and all the shopgirls and
+barmaids in Salisbury say, "Some kid," "Believe muh," "Oh, Boy!"
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I had been granted Christmas leave at the last minute, and as it was
+awkward to telegraph to Northwich, I arrived after a long journey, lasting
+sixteen hours, ten minutes ahead of the letter I'd sent saying I was
+coming. My arrival soon spread over the town. A Canadian--this was a rather
+unique thing for Northwich, a little Cheshire town. Out of a population of
+about eighteen thousand, two thousand men have joined the colors. The men
+in uniform from the works are all receiving half pay. The other men who
+are staying are working twelve hours a day and give up part of their pay
+so that the jobs of the soldiers will be open when they come back.
+Thirty-five Belgian refugees are being kept here. Money to keep them for
+twelve months has been subscribed. One huge house has been taken over as a
+hospital with twenty-three nurses, all volunteers from Northwich.
+Everybody has done or is doing something in the great struggle. The young
+ladies in this neighborhood have no use for a man who is not in khaki, and
+with customary north of England frankness tell them so.
+
+I expect that you know that the Government has sent around forms to every
+house asking the men who are going to volunteer to sign, and men long past
+the military age have signed the papers, "too old for the war service, but
+willing to serve either at home or abroad voluntary for the period of the
+war." Others have offered to do work to allow young men to go, to keep
+their jobs for them. This shows the spirit that permeates England. There
+is only one end and that MUST be the crushing of the Germans. I don't
+believe people have any idea of the number of men who are at present under
+arms, and still the posters everywhere say that we must have more men.
+
+I wonder if you know that the Germans are shooting British prisoners who
+are found with what they consider insulting post-cards of the Kaiser, and
+even references to His All Highest in letters are dangerous. As we are
+nearing the time when we shall go across I thought I would mention it.
+
+We expect to leave England somewhere around January 15th. We have been
+living in the mud so long that we are getting quite web-footed.
+
+This is a war Christmas. People are too excited and anxious to celebrate
+it. I wonder what sort of a Christmas the next one will be! What a
+terrible Christmas the Germans must have had in Germany. They admit over
+one million casualties. Fancy a million in less than five months. During
+the Napoleonic wars, which extended over twenty years, six million died,
+and yet one side in this war already admits one million.
+
+The Canadian ordnance stores have been given instructions that all
+equipments down to the last button must be ready by the 15th of January.
+That date seems to be the favorite one. I believe it is the commencement
+of big things; a move will then be made to embark large numbers of troops
+across to France.
+
+All our telegraphic addresses were taken when we came away on leave in
+case it were decided to send units over before our term of leave expired.
+
+A German aviator flew over Dover yesterday and made a fierce and terrible
+bomb attack on a cabbage patch. Terrible casualty in cabbages. Berlin must
+have designs on a bumper crop of sauerkraut.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Back in camp. It was hard to come down to it. Our blankets and clothes
+left in the tent were mildewed, clammy, and partly submerged. Our feet are
+wet and we are again soldiers, dirty and cold.
+
+Traveled down in the train with thirty-six men of the Canadian contingent
+who had formed an escort for fifty-six undesirables who have been shipped
+back to Canada. It seems strange when men are needed so badly to ship them
+back because they are a bit unruly or get drunk too often. They will all
+come back with future contingents. Six of them made a dash for it at
+Liverpool. Three of them got away altogether.
+
+It snowed yesterday. Last night the camp looked beautiful; the tents lit
+up through the snow in the moonlight made a pretty picture, a suitable
+subject for a magazine cover, but mighty uncomfortable to camp in.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+In a gale last night many tents were blown down. We spent all day putting
+them up again. The cook house, a substantial frame building, has also
+blown down again.
+
+When I got back I found a Christmas hamper, a bunch of holly and a small
+box of maple sugar and packet of cigarettes from the Duchess of Connaught
+with her Christmas card. All parcels for the troops came in duty free. Our
+postal system is very efficient. We get our letters as regularly as we
+would in a town.
+
+People send us so many cigarettes that we sometimes have too many. I wish
+we could get more tobacco and fewer cigarettes. If you remember during the
+Boer War the authorities tried to break the "Tommy" of his "fags" by
+giving him more tobacco. Now they really seem to encourage cigarette
+smoking, although it really doesn't matter; the same things which are
+harmful in towns don't have the same bad effects when we are living in the
+open.
+
+All leave is up by the 10th of January for everybody, officers and men.
+
+The Princess Patricia Canadian Light Infantry have gone to the front to
+the envy of everybody. It is a splendid battalion with fine officers. They
+have been lying next to our lines and we have made many friends with the
+"Pats."
+
+Cerebro-spinal meningitis has broken out, and in spite of all efforts to
+check it, seems to be gaining ground. Several officers have died with it,
+and I believe that four battalions are quarantined. We have to use
+chloride of lime on the tent floors and around the lines. My friend Pat
+calls it "Spike McGuiness." The worst of a disease like this is that a
+patient never recovers. Even a cure means partial paralysis for life. I
+believe that Salisbury Plain is known for it, and I hear that all the
+ground that troops are now occupying is to be ploughed up when we leave.
+As far as that goes we have ploughed it up a bit already, but a systematic
+ploughing will make it more regular. The subsoil is only four inches, then
+you come to chalky clay. The tent-pegs when they are taken from the ground
+are covered with chalk.
+
+I think that the Canadian Contingent has had a pretty raw deal. We're not
+even included in the six army divisions which are going to France by the
+end of March. Wish I had joined the "Princess Pats," who are already
+there. We want to fight.
+
+We're having a beastly time as compared with the Belgian refugees and the
+German prisoners in England. We're beginning to wonder if we are ever
+going to the front. There is now some talk of billeting us in Bristol.
+We've been under arms nearly five months and should be good fighting
+material by now. With a similar number of men the Germans would have done
+something by this time.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+All the last week the selected few of us have been working separately on a
+course of work to qualify us for commissions. We have had to study hard
+every spare minute when not drilling each other.
+
+Several dogs have attached themselves to us; sometimes they find
+themselves on a piece of string, the other end being in a man's hand. One
+of these, a big bull terrier, sleeps in the canteen. The beer is quite
+safe with him there, but two nights ago the canteen tent, after a great
+struggle, tore itself off the tent-poles and went fifteen feet up in the
+air like a balloon, then collapsed. The dog, I regret to say, did not stay
+at his post, so a quantity of beer will have to be marked down as lost.
+This same bull has a pal, a white bull terrier, who came out with the
+officers' class the other morning. We had not been drilling more than
+fifteen minutes when he came back with a large rabbit. We stewed it at
+night. It certainly was good.
+
+One of the mechanics has forged an Iron Cross which has been presented to
+the dog in recognition of his services.
+
+I doubt if I shall ever be able to sit up to a table again regularly. I
+would much sooner sleep on the floor, and I have found, when on leave,
+that I preferred sitting on a hearthrug to a chair. Even while writing
+this I am lying on my blankets. My pipe is burnt down on one side from
+lighting it from my candle.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day being Sunday and as there were only two of us left in the tent, the
+others being on leave, we gave it a thorough spring cleaning. It needed
+it! By some oversight the sun came out to-day, so that helped. We also
+washed up all our canteens and pannikins with disinfectant.
+
+The infantry are bayonet-fighting and practicing charges every day. If you
+want a thrill, see them coming over the top at you with a yell; the
+bayonets catch the light and flash in a decidedly menacing fashion. They
+practice on dummies, and are so enthusiastic that they need new dummies
+almost every lesson.
+
+Every man, on becoming a soldier, becomes a man with a number and an
+identification disk. My number is 45555 and my "cold meat ticket," a tag
+made of red fiber, is hanging round my neck on a piece of string.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We're packing up and expect to go away next week. Of course, it may be
+another bluff, but somehow I think we really are going now, as we have
+been fitted out with a "field service-dressing," a packet containing two
+bandages and safety pins, which we have to sew into the right-hand bottom
+corner of our tunics. We have also been given our active service pay book,
+a little account book in which we have our pay entered. We don't get paid
+much in the field. We carry this book instead.
+
+It seems always cold and wet. We are very hardened. We look tough and feel
+that way. I haven't had a bath for a month. Since I have been soldiering I
+have done every dirty job that there is in the army, and there are many.
+Often when a job seemed to be too dirty and too heavy for anybody else,
+they looked around for Keene and Pat.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+"On guard." Writing this in the guard tent, when we are not actually on
+sentry. We keep all our equipment on, as we are liable to be called out at
+any minute. We sleep with our belts and revolvers in place.
+
+A quarter guard is three men and a noncom. The men do two hours on and
+four off. When it comes to a man's turn he has to be on his beat no matter
+what the weather is like during the day or night. The cold is pretty bad
+and occasionally it snows. Some units have sentry boxes, but we haven't.
+We use a bell tent. I was called this morning at five o'clock to do my
+sentry from five to seven. The small oil stove which serves to heat the
+guard tents had evidently been smoking for an hour, and over everything
+was a thick film of lamp-black. Everybody thought it a great joke until
+they looked at themselves in the mirror and caught sight of their own
+equipment. We must come off guard as clean as we go on. I got out quickly
+and left them swearing and cleaning up.
+
+From five to seven is the most interesting relief. I had first to wake the
+cooks at five o'clock and then I watched the gradual waking up of the
+camp. At six o'clock I had to wake the orderly sergeants and then far away
+in the distance the first bugle sounded reveille, then it was taken up all
+around and gradually the camps all over the Plains woke up. Men came out
+of the tents, the calls for the "fall in" sounded, and the rolls were
+called and the usual business of the day commenced. The change from the
+deadness of the night with its absolute stillness all takes place in a
+very short time. To a person with any imagination it seems rather
+wonderful. You must remember that we can see for miles, and in every
+direction there are hundreds of tents. Each battalion is separate, and
+they have great spaces between them; still wherever you look you can see
+tents.
+
+I wonder if I told you that aeroplanes are all the time flying over our
+camp. With characteristic British frankness they always have two huge
+Union Jacks painted on the undersides of the wings. We have become so used
+to them that we scarcely trouble to look up unless they are doing stunts.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The frost makes a fine grip for the cars; when the ground freezes over we
+can take the cars anywhere, but unfortunately it thaws again too quickly.
+As we are a motor battery we are of course a mile from the road, and
+sometimes it takes an hour and a half to get on to it.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is a howling night, wind and rain galore. I'm wondering how long the
+tent will last. I have been out three times already to look at the tent
+pegs. How often it has been so since we first came on to these plains. If
+you are living in tents you notice the changes in weather more than under
+ordinary circumstances, and every rain-storm has meant wet feet for us.
+But now we have been given new black boots, magnificent things, huge,
+heavy "ammunition boots," and the wonderful thing is they don't let water
+in. They are very big and look like punts, but it's dry feet now. I can
+tell you I am as pleased with them as if some one had given me a present
+of cold cash. At first they felt something like the Dutch sabots. They
+seemed absolutely unbendable and so we soaked them with castor-oil. Once
+they become moulded to the feet they are fine. Of course they are not
+pretty, but they keep the wet out.
+
+We have had new tunics issued to us of the regular English pattern, much
+more comfortable than our other original ones, and then instead of the
+hard cap we now have a soft one, something like a big golf cap with the
+flap on to pull down over the ears. These are much more comfortable. They
+have one great advantage over the old kind--we can sleep in them. We can
+now lie down in our complete outfits even to our hats. Once I considered
+it a hardship to sleep in my clothes. Now to go to bed we don't undress;
+we put on clothes.
+
+I managed to get a pass to Salisbury on Saturday and went to the local
+vaudeville show. In the row in front of me were several young officers of
+the British Army, and it was striking what a clean-cut lot they were.
+England is certainly giving of her best. They were not very much different
+from any others, but at the same time they are the type of Englishmen who
+have done things in the past and will do things again. They are all
+Kitchener's Army. Thousands of men who have never been in the army before
+threw up everything to go in the ranks. You see side by side professors,
+laborers, lawyers, doctors, stevedores, carters, all classes, rich and
+poor, a great democratic army, drilling to fight so that this may be a
+decent world to live in.
+
+At present it is almost impossible to use each man in his own profession
+as they do in Germany, but sometimes the non-commissioned officers work it
+out in this way.
+
+Sergeant to squad of recruits:--
+
+"Henybody 'ere know anythink abart cars?"
+
+"Yes; I do. I own a Rolls Royce."
+
+"Olright; fall out and clean the major's motor bike."
+
+One patriotic mother who had a son who was a butcher did her best to get
+him to join the Royal Army Medical Corps, because he was proficient at
+cutting up meat and would feel quite at home assisting at amputations.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Now that we are approaching the time for our departure to France we are
+hearing that favorite farewell to all men going to the front, "Good-bye,
+I'll look every day for your name in the casualty list."
+
+The "Princess Pats" have already been in action. They had a hard fight and
+many of them have been put out of business. We envied them when they went
+away and still do, although it only seems yesterday that we were lying
+together here and now a number of them are lying "somewhere in France."
+
+The jam-making firm of Tickler was awarded a huge contract for the supply
+of "Tommy's" daily four ounces of jam; either plum and apple were the
+cheapest combination or else the crop of these two fruits must have been
+enormous, because every single tin of jam that went to the training camps,
+France, Dardanelles, or Mesopotamia, was of this mixture.
+
+We became so tired of it that we used the unopened tins to make borders of
+flower-beds, or we used them to make stepping-stones across puddles.
+Eventually the world's supply of plums and apples having been used up, the
+manufacturers were forced to use strawberries.
+
+In the army all food is handled by the Army Service Corps, and as soon as
+they found real jam coming through they took it for their own and still
+forwarded on to us their reserve "plum and apple." The news got around
+amongst the fighting units: result--the Army Service Corps is now known as
+the "Strawberry Jam Pinchers."
+
+Reviewed by King George V, and it was indeed a very impressive sight.
+Although there were only twenty thousand troops, they seemed endless.
+During the time that the King was on the parade ground in company with
+Lord Kitchener, two aeroplanes kept guard in the sky. Our K. of K. is a
+big, fine man who looks the part. An inspection by the King is always a
+sure sign of a unit's impending departure. He traveled down on the new
+railway which had just been built by the defaulters of the Canadian
+Contingent.
+
+At the last minute I managed to get weekend leave and went to London. No
+Canadians there! I caught sight of a military picket, sergeant and twelve
+men, looking for stray ones, though. Another picket held me up and made me
+button my greatcoat. I did! It isn't clever to argue with pickets at any
+time!
+
+The train was three hours late. Troops' trains were occupying the lines.
+From Bulford we walked home in a hail-storm. Got in about five o'clock
+just as the reveille was blowing in the other lines. They were just
+leaving for the front, and had made great fires where they were burning up
+rubbish and stuff they couldn't take with them. Tons of it! Chairs,
+mattresses, and tables. When we move, everything except equipment has to
+be discarded. We can't do anything with extras. We have to cut our own
+stuff down to the very smallest dimensions. I walked through the lines
+afterward of other battalions who had left, and I saw fold-up bedsteads,
+uniforms, equipment, books, buckets, washing-bowls, cartridges and stoves
+of every conceivable kind and shape; hundreds, from the single "Beatrice"
+to the big tiled heaters. Some tents were half full of blankets thrown in,
+others with harness. All the government stuff is collected, but private
+stuff is burnt.
+
+In the army you soon realize that you have to make yourself comfortable
+your own way. I don't hesitate to take anything. If I have on a pair of
+puttees which are a bit worn and I find a new pair,--well, I just calmly
+yet cautiously annex them and discard the old ones. We found a barrel of
+beer had been left by one of the other units, so we carefully carried the
+prize to our lines and then tapped it. Zowie! It was a beer barrel all
+right, only it was filled with linseed oil.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Thank the Lord!! Under a roof, sitting on a real chair; tablecloth,
+plates; and I'm dry. We have come to Wilton (of carpet fame) and I'm in a
+billet. I have a real bed to sleep in. Last night I lay on the floor of a
+mildewed tent; couldn't sleep on account of the cold. To-night I sleep
+between sheets, and the wonderful thing is that I'm not on leave.
+
+We drove our cars down here, each of us hoping that we would never again
+see Bustard Camp, Salisbury Plain, as long as we lived; it had been our
+home for five months. Yesterday we felt like mutiny; to-day every one is
+smiling. As soon as we were "told off" Pat and I went to our billet, a
+nice clean little house close to the center of the town. The owner is a
+baker. I felt kind of uncomfortable with my boots and clothes plastered up
+with mud, but the good lady said, "Don't 'e mind, come in, bless you; I've
+'ad soldiers afore. The last one 'e said as 'ow he couldn't sleep it were
+so quiet 'ere."
+
+I had a wash (this is Friday night), the first since Wednesday morning.
+The idea of having as much water as you want, without having to go a half
+mile over a swamp, pleased me so much that I used about six basinsful in
+the scullery.
+
+When the lady of the house asked us _what_ we would _like_ to eat, we both
+fainted. I'm afraid we're going to get spoiled here. Couldn't sleep at
+first. Cold sheets and having all my clothes off--too great a strain! Had
+breakfast and then drove our cars to the canal, where we scrubbed and
+washed them down inside and out.
+
+This afternoon I've been into every shop I could find, chiefly to talk to
+people who are not soldiers. Even went into the church to look around and
+listened to the parrotlike description of the place by the sexton.
+
+Everybody is happy, and although it has rained ever since we have been
+here, we haven't noticed it yet. I may say there are four or five kids,
+and the whole house could be packed into our front room. Still, "gimme a
+billet any time."
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have just received the news that I have been given a Second Lieutenancy
+in the Motor Machine Gun Service, Royal Field Artillery, and I go into
+camp at Bisley at once. I am very glad that before being an officer I have
+been a private, because I now have the latter's point of view. I am going
+to try hard to be a good officer; promotion always means more work and
+responsibility,--so here goes.
+
+I have been very busy lately training my new section, and we are now part
+of the 12th Battery, Motor Machine Guns, 17th Division British
+Expeditionary Force, leaving to-day for the "Great Adventure."
+
+Somewhere in France. At last we are here. We landed at a place the name of
+which I am not allowed to mention, and were then taken by a guide to a
+"Rest Camp" about two miles from the docks. If they had called it a
+garbage dump I shouldn't have been surprised. You would be very much
+surprised with the France of to-day. Everybody speaks English; smart khaki
+soldiers in thousands everywhere.
+
+Already I have seen men who have been gassed and the hospitals here are
+full of wounded. Our troops are arriving all day and night and marching
+away. English money is taken here, but French is more satisfactory as you
+are likely to get done on the change. The officers have a mess here just
+as in England. Actually we are farther away from the firing line than we
+were in camp at Bisley; but we leave to-day on our machines going direct
+to it. There was a transport torpedoed just outside; they managed to beach
+her just in time. The upper decks and masts are sticking up above water.
+
+Since I last wrote anything in this diary we have ridden over one hundred
+and ten miles by road towards the firing line. All day yesterday it
+poured. The country was beautiful, ripening corn everywhere, the villages
+are full of old half-timbered houses, the roads are all national roads
+built for war purposes by Napoleon, and run straight; on either side are
+tall, poplar shade trees, so that the roads run through endless avenues.
+
+At night we stayed in a quaint village inn. The men all slept in a loft
+over their machines. Our soaked clothes were put in the kitchen to dry,
+but owing to the number of them, they just warmed up by the morning. One
+officer has to follow in the rear of every unit to pick up the stragglers.
+I had to bring up the rear of the column to-day--result: I didn't get in
+until early in the morning, only to find the other subalterns "sawing
+wood."
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Yesterday was the French National Day. We were cheered as we rode along,
+and women and children smothered us with flowers. In the morning a funeral
+of two small children passed us. Our battery commander called the battery
+to attention and officers saluted. The priest was two days overdue with
+his shave--soldiers notice things like that, you know.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day we continued our ride; the weather was much better--dried our
+clothes by wearing them. Strange to run through Normandy villages and
+suddenly come across British Tommies--many of them speaking French. A Royal
+Navy car has just passed us; our navy seems omnipresent. I saw an old
+woman reading a letter by the side of an old farmhouse to some old people,
+evidently from a soldier, probably their son. It reminded me a great deal
+of one of Millet's pictures. Every one thinks of the war here and nothing
+but the war; it's not "Business as Usual."
+
+We stay here one night and move away to-morrow. We can hear the guns
+faintly.
+
+The three section officers, myself and two others, are sleeping in a hut
+together. It is one of these new collapsible kind, very convenient. We are
+now all in bed. Outside the only sound we can hear is the sentries
+challenging and the mosquitoes singing.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+All males are soldiers in France, even the old men. They look very fine in
+their blue uniforms, but I have a prejudice for our khaki Tommies. We get
+good food as we travel, but pay war prices for it. Cherries are now in
+season; we don't pay for them, however.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Rode another sixty miles to-day. A car smashed into the curb, cannoned off
+and ran over me, busting my machine up. The front wheel went over my leg.
+My revolver and leather holster saved me from a fracture, but I got badly
+bruised up. I was very scared that I should not be able to go "up" with
+the Battery. It would be almost a disgrace to go back broken up by a car
+without even getting a whack at the Boche. Had to ride later on another
+machine twenty-five miles through the night without lights, in a blinding
+rain.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Everything interesting. Should like to have a camera with me. I had to
+post mine back. So many things are done in the British Army by putting a
+man on his honor. They just ask you to do things. They don't order you to
+do it. It was that way with me; they merely "asked" me to post my camera
+back.
+
+Great powerful cars rush by here all day and all night, regardless of
+speed limits. Every hour or so you see a convoy of twenty or thirty motor
+lorries in line bringing up ammunition or supplies, or coming back empty.
+Every point bristles with sentries who demand passes. If you are not able
+to answer satisfactorily, they just shoot. The French soldiers have
+magnificent uniforms; the predominating color is a sort of cobalt blue. To
+see sentries, French and British together, they make quite a nice color
+scheme.
+
+Officers censor all letters. I censor sometimes fifty letters a day. One
+man put in a letter to-day, "I can't write anything endearing in this, as
+my section officer will read it." Another, "I enclose ten shillings. Very
+likely you will not receive this, as my officer has to censor this
+letter." Of course we don't have time to read all the letters through. We
+look for names of places and numbers of divisions, brigades, etc., but I
+couldn't help noticing that one of my men, whom I have long suspected of
+being a Don Juan, had by one mail written exactly the same letter to five
+different girls in England, altering only the addresses and the
+affectionate beginnings.
+
+The village in which I am now was visited last September by twelve German
+officers who came through in motor cars; the villagers cried, "Vivent les
+Anglais," for not having seen an English soldier they took it for granted
+that the "Tommy" had come.
+
+Everybody goes armed to the teeth. I have my belt, a regular Christmas
+tree for hanging things on, with revolver and cartridges on even while I'm
+writing this. We carry a lot, but we soon get used to it.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The corn is being cut now. Through the window opposite I can see it
+standing in newly-stacked sheaves. These places are the favorite sketching
+grounds of artists in normal times, and I often wonder if they ever will
+be again.
+
+We return salutes with all the French and Belgian officers. It is
+difficult sometimes to distinguish them. I got fooled by a Belgian
+postman, and then went to work and cut a French general.
+
+The nearer we get to the firing line the finer the type of soldier. They
+are the magnificent Britishers of Kitchener's First Army. It makes you
+proud to see them marching by, dirty and wet with sweat. I watched two
+battalions come through; they had marched twenty miles through the sun
+with new issue boots; a few of them had fallen out, and other men and
+officers were carrying their equipment and rifles; many of the officers
+carried two rifles.
+
+I am now well within sound of the guns. A German Taube was shelled as it
+came over our firing line yesterday. One man was lying on his back asleep
+with his hat over his eyes, when a piece of shrapnel from one of the
+"Archies" hit him in the stomach--result: one blasphemous, indignant
+casualty. From the road I can see one of the observation balloons, a queer
+sausage-shaped airship. We may be moved up into the thick of it at any
+time now.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have been over into Belgium to-day: crossed the frontier on my motor
+bike; the roads are terrible, all this beastly "pav" cobblestones; awful
+stuff to ride over on a motor cycle. Shell holes on both sides of the
+road, and I saw three graves in the corner of a hop garden. All along the
+road there were dozens and dozens of old London motor buses, taking men to
+the trenches. They still have the advertisements on them and are driven by
+the bus-drivers themselves. Three hundred came over with their own
+machines. They are now soldiers. The observation balloon I mentioned
+yesterday was shelled down to-day.
+
+I am writing this in an old Flemish farmhouse, and the room I'm sitting in
+has a carved rafter ceiling, red brick floor and nasty purple cabbage
+wallpaper. All the men of the house with the exception of the old man are
+at the war; one son has already died. The Germans have been through here.
+They tied the mayor of the town to a tree and shot him. The trenches have
+been filled in, all the wreckage cleared, and they have a new mayor.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is not yet 7 A.M. I am an orderly officer and have to take the men out
+for a run at six. I came back and bought a London "Daily Mail" of
+yesterday from a country-woman. We are at least three miles from the town,
+but they are enterprising enough to bring papers to us at this time in the
+morning. A "Daily Mail" costs four cents.
+
+Since I last wrote I have been up to the front line. Everything is
+different from what you imagine. The German trenches are easily
+distinguished through glasses; their sand-bags are multi-colored. Shrapnel
+was bursting over ruins of an old town in their lines. When you look
+through a periscope at the wilderness, it is difficult to imagine that
+thousands of soldiers on both sides have burrowed themselves into the
+earth. The evidence of their alertness is shown by their snipers, who are
+always busy whenever the target is up.
+
+A battery of eight-inch howitzers was opening fire. Our battery commander,
+hearing this, sent us up. The guns, big fellows, were well concealed. They
+were painted in protective colors and covered with screens of branches to
+prevent aerial observation. In the grounds all over the place were
+dug-outs, deep rabbit burrows, ten or twelve feet down, into which
+everybody went immediately. The Germans started their "hate." The firing
+is done by hand cord; other big guns are fired electrically. An enormous
+flash, an ear-splitting crash, a great sheet of flame from the muzzle, and
+two hundred pounds of steel is sent tearing through the air to the
+"Kultur" exponents. The whole gun lifts off the ground and runs back on
+its oil-compression springs. These guns are moved by their own caterpillar
+tractors which are kept somewhere close by. In three quarters of an hour
+they can get them started on the road. The ground for these emplacements
+was the orchard of a chateau. While we were there a whistle blew three
+times, an order shouted; immediately the guns were covered up and the men
+took cover. The enemy had sent an aeroplane to locate them. If they could
+once find them, hundreds of shells would rain on this spot in a few
+minutes. At a few yards' distance I couldn't see the guns myself. The
+"Hows" were firing at a house in the German lines which had been giving
+trouble. In three rounds they got it and then started in to "dust" the
+neighborhood. Of course, the firing is indirect. The officers and men who
+are with the guns don't see the effects. Apparently they fire straight
+away in the air. The observation is done by the forward observing officer
+in the fire trenches who corrects them by 'phone.
+
+After the appointed number of rounds had been fired, we adjourned to the
+chateau, a fine house, marble mantelpiece, plaster ceilings, gilt mirror
+panels, etc. It has still a few pieces of furniture left, no carpets, most
+of the windows are smashed; shells have visited it, but chiefly in
+splinters. I saw one picture on the wall with a hole drilled in by a
+shrapnel bullet which had gone clean through as though it had been
+drilled. It hadn't smashed the glass otherwise. From a window of the room,
+which the officers use as a mess, a neat row of graves is to be seen.
+Outside there are great shell holes, most of them big enough to bury a
+horse. Suddenly a shriek and a deafening explosion occurred in the garden.
+"Sixty-pound shrapnel! Evening hate," said an artillery sub. We left! We
+had been sent up to see the guns fire and not to be fired at.
+
+To go home we had to pass a village completely deserted, a village that
+was once prosperous, where people lived and traded and only wanted to be
+left alone. Now grass is growing in the streets. Shops have their
+merchandise strewn and rotting in all directions. On one fragment of a
+wall a family portrait was still hanging, and a woman's undergarments. A
+grand piano, and a perambulator tied in a knot were trying to get down
+through a coal chute. To wander through a village like this one that has
+been smashed up, and with the knowledge that the smashing up may be
+continued any time, is thrilling. Churches are always hateful to the
+Germans. They shell them all; bits of the organs are wrapped around the
+tombstones, and coffins, bones and skulls are churned up into a great
+stew. In some of the villages a few of the inhabitants had stayed and
+traded with the soldiers. They lived in cellars usually and suffered
+terribly. British military police direct the traffic when there is any,
+and are stationed at crossroads with regular beats like a city policeman.
+
+While traveling to another part of the line we had an opportunity of
+seeing the "Archies" (anti-aircraft guns) working. They were mounted on
+lorries and fire quite good-sized shells. They fired about fifty shots at
+one Taube, but didn't register a bull. Later in the evening from a trench
+we had the satisfaction of seeing another aeroplane set on fire, burn, and
+drop into the German lines like a shot partridge. Aeroplanes are as common
+as birds. Yesterday a "Pfeil" (arrow) biplane came right over our lines
+and was chased off by our own machines. The enemy's aeroplanes have their
+iron cross painted on the underside of their wings and are more
+hawkish-looking than ours. They are more often used for reconnoitering and
+taking photographs than for dropping bombs.
+
+We are being moved up closer to the firing line. I have been made
+billeting officer. I went to headquarters; a staff colonel showed me a
+subdivision on a map. "Go there and select a place for your unit." The
+place was a wretched village of about six houses, all of which are more or
+less smashed about, windows repaired with sacking and pieces of wood. All
+of the inhabitants have moved except those who are too poor. Every square
+inch is utilized. I managed to get a cow-shed for the officers. It looks
+comfortable. On the door I could just decipher, written in chalk, by some
+previous billeting officer,--
+
+
+ 2 Staff Officers
+ 6 Officers
+ 2 Horses
+
+
+Billeting chalk marks are on almost all the shops and houses up from the
+coast to the front.
+
+The field which we are expecting to put the men into belonged to a miller
+who lived in a different area. We went to see him. He couldn't speak
+English or French, so I tried him with German. While we were talking, I
+noticed some non-coms watching us very intently and was not surprised to
+find one following us back down the road. When he saw our car he came up
+and apologized for having taken us for spies. They are looking for two
+Germans in our lines wearing British uniforms, who have given several gun
+positions away. Two days ago the enemy shelled the road systematically on
+both sides for half a mile when an ammunition column was due. It was quite
+dark before we left; the sky was continually lit up by the star shells,
+very pretty white rockets, which light up No Man's Land. The enemy has a
+very good kind which remains alight for several minutes.
+
+Our days of comfortable billets are over, I am afraid. Unless you are
+working hard, it is miserable here,--wrecked towns, bad roads, shell holes,
+smells, dirt, soldiers, horses, trenches. The inhabitants are a poor,
+wretched lot. Many of them are thieves and spies. We are right in Belgium,
+where flies and smells are as varied as in the Orient.
+
+Wherever we travel by day or night we are constantly challenged by
+sentries and have to produce our passes. We stopped in one darkened
+shell-riddled town and knocked up an _estaminet_; we got a much finer meal
+than you can get at many places farther back. We talked to the woman who
+kept it and asked her if she slept in the cellar. "Oh, no! I sleep
+upstairs, they never bombard except at three in the morning or nine at
+night. Then I go into the cellar." This woman was a very pleasant,
+intelligent person, most probably a spy. Intelligent people generally
+leave the danger zone.
+
+Marching through the sloughed-up mud, through shell holes filled with
+putrid water, amongst most depressing conditions, I saw a working party
+returning to their billets. They were wet through and wrapped up with
+scarves, wool helmets, and gloves. Over their clothes was a veneer of
+plastered mud. They marched along at a slow swing and in a mournful way
+sang--
+
+
+ "Left--Left--Left
+ We--are--the tough Guys!"
+
+
+Apparently there are no more words to this song because after a pause of a
+few beats they commenced again--
+
+
+ "Left--Left--Left--"
+
+
+They looked exactly what they said they were.
+
+Windmills, of which there are a good many, are only allowed to work under
+observation. It was found that they were often giving the enemy
+information, using the position of the sails to spell out codes in the
+same way as in semaphore; clock-hands on church towers are also used in
+the same way.
+
+I saw a pathetic sight to-day. A stretcher came by with a man painfully
+wounded; he was inclined to whimper; one of the stretcher-bearers said
+quietly to him, "Be British." He immediately straightened himself out and
+asked for a "fag." He died that night.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We had a terrific bombardment last night; the ground shook all night and
+the sky was lit up for miles. The Boches used liquid fire on some new
+troops and we lost ground.
+
+I found this piece of poetry on the wall of a smashed-up chateau, and I
+have copied it exactly as I found it. The writing was on a darkened wall,
+and while I copied it my guide held a torchlight up to it. The place
+passes as "Dead Cow Farm" on all official maps.
+
+
+ I've traveled many journeys in my one score years and ten,"
+ And oft enjoyed the company of jovial fellow men,
+ But of all the happy journeys none can compare to me
+ With the Red-Cross special night express from the trenches to the
+ sea.
+
+ "It's Bailleul, Boulogne, Blighty, that's the burden of the song,
+ Oh, speed the train along.
+ If you've only half a stomach and you haven't got a knee,
+ You'll choke your groans and try to shout the chorus after me.
+
+ Bailleul, Boulogne, and Blighty, dear old Blighty "cross the sea."
+
+ "Now some of us are mighty bad and some are wounded slight,
+ And some will see their threescore years and some won't last the
+ night,
+ But the Red Cross train takes up the strain all in a minor key
+ And sings Boulogne and Blighty as she rumbles to the sea.
+
+ "Oh, it's better than the trenches and it's better than the rain,
+ It's better than the mud and stink; we're going home again,
+ Though most of us have left some of us on the wrong side of the
+ sea.
+ We are a lot of blooming cripples, but--downhearted? No, siree.
+
+ "There's a holy speed about this train for each of us can see
+ That we will cross the shining channel that lies 'twixt her and me
+ To the one and only Blighty, our Blighty, 'cross the sea,'
+ Where the blooming Huns can never come, 'twixt her and home and
+ me."
+
+
+"Blighty" is the wound which sends a man home to England; it's a war word
+which came originally from the Indians, but now universally adopted in the
+new trench language.
+
+I was walking along a trench when a man, who was sitting on a firestep
+looking up into a little trench mirror (which is used by putting the end
+of the bayonet between the glass and the frame), just crumpled up, shot
+through the heart. He didn't say a word. The trench had thinned out and
+the bullet had come through, nearly four feet down from the top of the
+parapet.
+
+Bad shell fire this afternoon. Saw shells churning things up seventy-five
+yards away; many passed overhead; had a ride on my motor cycle with the
+other officers to reconnoiter the roads leading down to the part of the
+trenches we have taken over; road was shelled as we came along. Two "coal
+boxes" hit the road and smashed up a cottage in front of us; we picked up
+pieces of the shell too hot to hold.
+
+Our billet now is another large farm, with the pump in the center of the
+manure heap as usual; our machines are parked all round a field close to
+the hedges to make a smaller target and also to prevent aerial
+observation.
+
+I went through a town this morning which has been on everybody's lips for
+months--I have never seen such devastation in my life; it baffles
+description. The San Francisco earthquake was a joke to this. Thousands
+and thousands of shells have pummeled and smashed until very little
+remains besides wreckage. Most of the shelling has been done to
+deliberately destroy the objects of architectural value.
+
+My quarters are in a loft amongst rags, old agricultural implements,
+sacks, and the accumulation of years of dirt; flies wake me up at
+daylight.
+
+This morning I went for a drink in the _estaminet_ I have mentioned
+already. Two shells have been through the sides of the house since we were
+last there, but they both came through at the usual scheduled time.
+
+This poor country is pockmarked with shell craters like a great country
+with a skin disease. Trees have been splintered worse than any storm could
+do. Nothing has been spared. The mineral rights of this territory should
+be very valuable some day. When we have all finished salting the earth
+with nickel, lead, steel, copper, and aluminum, old-metal dealers will
+probably set up offices in No Man's Land.
+
+Belgium will have to be rebuilt entirely, or left as it is, a monument to
+"Kultur."
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+My section has been ordered up to a divisional area on the south of the
+salient. In accordance with instructions I went up to Ypres this morning
+to find a place to park the machines.
+
+Contrary to the popular belief, we do not fight our guns from the motor
+cycles themselves. We use our machines to get about on, and the guns are
+taken up as near as possible to the position we are to occupy, which is
+usually behind Brigade Headquarters. Brigadiers have a great aversion to
+any kind of motor vehicle being driven past their headquarters, owing to
+the movement and noise, which they believe attracts attention to
+themselves, and as a rule the sentries posted outside will see that no
+machines go by. We get up as far as we can, because after we part from our
+machines, everything must be carried up through the trenches by hand.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun
+
+
+I arrived at the town early and reported to the major who is in charge of
+the town and of the troops quartered there. He was living in the prison, a
+substantial brick and stone building, which has been smashed about a bit,
+but which is still a fairly good structure. The major is a fine, gruff old
+gentleman who was a master of fox hounds in the North of England. He came
+over with a detachment of cavalry. He is past the age limit, and it was
+decided that although he was a fine soldier, perhaps his age would be a
+deterrent and his job ought to be something lighter, so they gave him one
+of the fiercest jobs in the world--O. C. Ypres!
+
+I was sent in, and when he heard my errand he said, "You want to park your
+machines in Ypres? Why don't you take them up in the German front lines?
+You'll be safer there than here. Listen to the shelling now." I knew this,
+but I was doing just exactly what I was told. He continued: "I have now
+thousands of troops here and my daily casualties are enormous, so
+naturally I don't want any more men. The best plan for you will be to go
+down the Lille road and pick a house below 'Shrapnel Corner.' "
+
+I went on through the town, under the Lille gate, across the tram lines,
+past the famous cross-roads known as "Shrapnel Corner" and chummed up with
+some artillery officers. They told me that I could have any of the houses
+I wanted. I picked a couple which looked to me to be more complete than
+the rest and chalked them up. This whole place was alive with batteries.
+While I was there I heard a shout and suddenly a hidden battery of guns,
+sunk behind the road with the muzzles almost resting on it, started firing
+across in the direction of the part of Belgium occupied by Fritz. I had
+passed within two feet of these guns and yet had not seen them, they were
+so well "camouflaged." On my way back I saw the "Big Berthas" bursting in
+the town, and I was surprised that so little damage had been actually done
+to the Lille gate itself. Shells had visited everywhere in the
+neighborhood, but had not smashed this old structure.
+
+I went home, collected my men together, and told them the importance of
+the work we were to undertake. I have found it always a good thing to make
+the men think the job that they are doing is of great importance. Better
+results are obtained that way.
+
+We went to an "engineer dump" on the way up just after the enemy had
+landed a shell on a wagon loading building material, and wounded were
+being carried off and the mangled horses had been dragged on one side. As
+the wounded came by I called my section to attention, the compliment due
+to wounded men paid by units drawn up.
+
+We drew our sandbags in the usual way by requisitioning for five thousand
+and getting one thousand. Always ask for more than you expect to get.
+
+As we came into Ypres, a military policeman on duty told me it was
+unhealthy to go the usual way through the Market Square, because the
+shelling was bad in that part of the town, so I spread the machines out
+and started on down a side street. We were getting on finely and I was
+congratulating myself on getting through, when two houses, hit from the
+back, collapsed across the street in front of my machine. Without any
+ceremony I turned my machine back along the street which we had come and
+went through the Market Square down the Lille road, under the gate, being
+followed by my section. About four hundred yards down I stopped; holding
+my solo motor cycle between my legs, standing up, I looked back. I counted
+my machines as they came up. If it hadn't been so scary, it really would
+have been funny, to see these machines coming down the road through shell
+holes and over piles of bricks, as fast as the drivers could make them go.
+The men were hanging on for dear life and the machines rocked from side to
+side, but they were all there.
+
+Down the road we went to the houses; there we parked the machines and
+unpacked. A guard was placed over them and the rest of us marched down to
+the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+An officer has to buy all his own equipment and is allowed two hundred and
+fifty dollars by the Government towards the cost. An officer carries a
+revolver, but all junior officers as soon as possible acquire a rifle. The
+men of a "salvage company" were collecting all the rifles, bayonets, and
+parts of equipment near where I was to-day and I managed to get a
+Lee-Enfield (British rifle) in good shape. I felt that I would like to
+have a rifle and bayonet handy. I found a good-looking bayonet sticking in
+the side of a sandbag wall. It looked lonely. The scabbard I am using was
+resting in a loft of a deserted brewery. I am now complete with rifle,
+bayonet, and scabbard.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ "Wipers"
+
+
+Sometimes you see a man smashed about in a terrible way, such a mess that
+you think he is a goner; he may recover. Another man may have just a small
+wound and will die. A bullet hitting a man in the head will smash it as
+effectually as a sledge-hammer. Once a man leaves your unit, wounded, you
+don't see him again. You get a fresh draft.
+
+No one thinks of peace here. Germany must be put in a similar state to
+Belgium first.
+
+We never travel anywhere without our smoke helmets; they come right over
+our heads and are tucked into our shirts; they have two glass eye-pieces.
+When we have them on we look like the old Spanish gentleman who ran the
+"Star Chamber." Helmets must always be ready to put on instantly. Gas is a
+matter of seconds in coming over. The helmets are better than respirators,
+but have to be constantly inspected. A small hole, or if one is allowed to
+dry, means a casualty.
+
+Storm brewing. Flies bad, driven in by the wind. Nature goes on just the
+same. I suppose that this farm would be just as fly-ridden in an ordinary
+summer. During the bombarding yesterday I noticed swallows flying about
+quite unconcerned. Corn, mostly self-planted, grows right up to the
+trenches. Cabbages grow wild. Communicating trenches run right through
+fields of crops; flowers grow in profusion between the lines, big red
+poppies and field daisies, and there are often hundreds of little frogs in
+the bottom of the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+A trip to No Man's Land is an excursion which you never forget. It varies
+in width and horrors. My impression was similar to what I should feel
+being on Broadway without any clothes--a naked feeling. Forty-seven and one
+half inches of earth are necessary to stop a bullet, and it's nice to have
+that amount of dirt between you and the enemy's bullets. The dead lie out
+in between the lines or hang up on the wire; they don't look pretty after
+they have been out some time. It's a pleasant job to have to get their
+identification disks, and we have to search the bodies of the enemy dead
+for papers and even buttons so that we can know what unit is in front of
+us. Flowers grow in between, butterflies play together, and birds nest in
+the wire. When the grass becomes too high it has to be cut, because
+otherwise it would prevent good observation. In some places grass doesn't
+have a chance to even take root, let alone grow. The shells take care of
+that.
+
+I managed to get a translation of a diary kept by a German soldier who
+fell on the field. Below is an exact translation and gives the point of
+view of a man in the trenches on the other side of the line. He was
+writing his diary at the same time I was writing mine, and we were both
+fighting around the salient at Ypres, Hooge being on the point of the
+salient farthest east. This part, which was once a place of beauty which
+people came long distances to see, is now like a great muddy Saragossa Sea
+which at the height of its fury has suddenly become frozen with the
+tortured limbs of trees and men, and wreckage and reeking smells, until it
+can again lash itself in wild fury into whirlpools. It is in all respects
+Purgatory, but of greater horror than Dante ever dreamt of.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+_Diary of F---- P---- of the 6th Company, 3d Battalion, 132d Regiment.
+Killed at Hooge on August 9th, 1915._
+
+On May 10, we were told to prepare for the journey to the front. Each man
+received his service ammunition and two days' rations, and we then started
+with heavy packs on our backs and our water-bottles full of coffee. After
+a long march we reached our reserve position, where we were put into rest
+billets for two days in wooden huts hidden in a wood. We could hear from
+here the noise of the shells coming through the air.
+
+On May 13, we moved into the trenches, in the night. We were a whole hour
+moving along a communication trench one and one-half metres deep, right up
+to the front line some fifty metres from the enemy. This was to be our
+post. We had hardly got in before the bullets came flying over our heads.
+Look out for the English! They know how to shoot! I need hardly say we did
+not wait to return the compliment. We answered each one of their greetings
+and always with success, inasmuch as we stood to our loopholes for
+twenty-four hours with two-hour reliefs.
+
+At length early on the 15th, at four o'clock, came our first attack. After
+a preliminary smoking-out with gas, our artillery got to work, and about
+ten o'clock we climbed out of the trenches and advanced fifty metres in
+the hail of bullets. Here I got my first shot through the coat. Three
+comrades were killed at the outset of the assault, and some twenty
+slightly or severely wounded, but we had obtained our object. The trench
+was ours, although the English twice attempted to turn us out of it.
+
+The fight went on till eleven o'clock that evening. We were then relieved
+by the 10th Company, and made our way back along the communication
+trenches to our old positions. Here we remained until the third day,
+standing by at night and passing two days without sleep. We were hardly
+able to get our meals. From every side firing was going on, and shots came
+plugging two metres deep into the ground. This was my baptism of fire. It
+cannot be described as it really is--something like an earthquake, when the
+big shells come at one and make holes in the ground large enough to hold
+forty or fifty men comfortably. How easy and comfortable seemed our road
+back to the huts.
+
+We remained in the huts for three days, resting before we went up again to
+"Hell Fire," as they call the first line trenches in front of Ypres.
+
+Then suddenly in the middle of the night an alarm. Our neighbors had
+allowed themselves to be driven out of our hard-won position, and the 6th
+Company, with the 8th and 5th, had to make good the lost ground. A hasty
+march through the communication trenches up to the front, the night lit up
+far and wide with searchlights and flares and ourselves in a long chain
+lying on our bellies. Towards two in the morning the Englishmen came on,
+1500 men strong. The battle may be imagined. About 200 returned to the
+line they started from. Over 1300 dead and wounded lay on the ground. Six
+machine guns and a quantity of rifles and equipment were taken back by us,
+the 132d Regiment, and the old position was once more in our possession.
+What our neighbors lost the 132d regained. There was free beer that
+evening and a concert! At 11 P.M. once more we withdrew to the rear, our
+2d, 4th and 10th Companies relieving us. We slept a whole day and night
+like the dead.
+
+On June 15th, we again went back to rest billets, but towards midday we
+were once more sent up to the front line to reinforce our right wing,
+which was attacked by French and English. Just as we got to our trenches
+we were greeted by a heavy shell fire, the shells falling in front of our
+parapets, making the sandbags totter. Seeing this, I sprang to the spot
+and held the whole thing together till the others hurried up to my
+assistance. Just as I was about to let go, I must have got my head too
+high above the parapet, as I got shot in the scalp. In the excitement I
+did not at once realize that I was wounded, until Gubbert said--"Hullo,
+Musch! Why, you're bleeding!" The stretcher-bearer tied me up, and I had
+to go back to the dressing-station to be examined. Happily it was nothing
+more than a mere scalp wound, and I was only obliged to remain on the
+sick-list four days, having the place attended to.
+
+June 24th. All quiet in the West, except for sniping. The weather is such
+that no offensive can take place. The English will never have a better
+excuse for inactivity than this--"It is raining." Thank God for that! Less
+dust to swallow to-day! Odd that here in Belgium we are delighted with the
+rain, while in Germany they are watching it with anxiety.
+
+To-day we shall probably be relieved. Then we go to Menin to rest. Ten
+days without coming under fire. It is Paradise!
+
+Sunday, June 27th. At nine o'clock clean up. At eleven roll-call. At three
+o'clock went to the Cinema--very fine pictures. In the afternoon all the
+men danced till seven, but we had to take each other for partners--no
+girls.
+
+July 2d. 11 P.M. Alarm. Three persons have been arrested who refused to
+make sandbags. They were pulled out of bed and carried off. Eight o'clock
+marched to drill. This lasts till 11. Then 1 to 4 rest. Six, physical
+drill and games. I went to the Cinema in the evening.
+
+July 6th. Inspection till eleven. Three hours standing in the sun--enough
+to drive me silly. Twenty-three men fell out. Three horses also affected
+by the heat. Eleven to one Parade march--in the sun. Thirty-six more men
+reported sick. I was very nearly one of them.
+
+July 9th. Preparation for departure. From seven to ten pack up kits.
+Eleven, roll-call. One-thirty, march to light railway. At seven reached
+firing trench. The English are firing intermittently over our heads;
+otherwise, all is quiet. We are now on the celebrated,
+much-bewritten-about "Hill 60." Night passes without incident.
+
+July 12th. At three in the morning the enemy makes a gas attack. We put on
+respirators. Rifle in hand we leap from the trenches and assault. In front
+of Hill 60 the enemy breaks, and we come into possession of a trench.
+Rapid digging. Counter-attack repulsed. At nine o'clock all is quiet, only
+the artillery still popping. This evening we are to be relieved. The 132d
+Regiment is much beloved by the English! In a dugout we found two labels.
+One of them had the following writing on it: "God strafe the 132d Regiment
+(not 'God strafe England' this time). Sergeant Scott (?) Remington,
+Sewster Wall (?)." On the other was, "I wish the Devil would take you, you
+pigs."
+
+At 7.20 Hill 60 is bombarded by artillery, and shakes thirty to fifty
+metres, as if from an earthquake. Two English companies blown into the
+air--a terrible picture. Dug-outs, arms, equipment--all blown to bits.
+
+July 17th. Marched to new quarters. We have got a new captain. He wants to
+see the company, so at 8 A.M. drill in pouring rain. Four times we have to
+lie on our belly, and get wet through and through. All the men grumbling
+and cursing. At eleven we are dismissed. I, with a bad cold and a
+headache. I wish this soldiering were all over.
+
+July 19th. At seven sharp we marched off to our position. Heavy
+bombardment. At nine we were buried by a shell. I know no more. At eleven
+I found myself lying in the Field Hospital. I have pains inside me over my
+lungs; and headache, and burning in the joints.
+
+July 20th. The M.O. has had a look at me. He says my stomach and left lung
+are suffering from the pressure which was put on them. The principal
+remedy is rest.
+
+July 21st. Thirty-nine degrees of fever (temp. 100 Fahr.). Stay in bed
+and sleep, and oh! how tired I am!
+
+July 22d. I slept all day. Had milk and white bread to eat.
+
+July 26th. Returned to duty with three days' exemption, i.e., we do not
+have any outdoor work.
+
+July 28th and 29th. Still on exemption. Nothing to do but sleep and think
+of home and of my dear wife and daughter. But dreaming does not bring
+peace any sooner. How I would love an hour or two back home.
+
+July 31st. In rest. Baths going. Duke of Wrttemberg passed through our
+camp.
+
+August 1st. Up to the trenches. Shrapnel flying like flies. A heavy
+bombardment; bombardment of Hooge. Second Battalion, 132d Regiment, sent
+up to reinforce 126th Regiment, which has already lost half its men.
+
+August 4th. Heavy artillery fire the whole night. The English are
+concentrating 50,000 Indians on our front to attack Hooge and Hill 60.
+Just let them come, we shall stand firm. At three marched off to the
+front. Watch beginning again. Five o'clock marched off to the Witches'
+Cauldron, Hooge. A terrible night again. H.E. and shrapnel without number.
+Oh, thrice-cursed Hooge! In one hour eleven killed and twenty-three
+wounded and the fire unceasing. It is enough to drive one mad, and we have
+to spend three days and three nights more. It is worse than an earthquake,
+and any one who has not experienced it can have no idea what it is like.
+The English fired a mine, a hole fifteen metres deep and fifty to sixty
+broad, and this "cauldron" has to be occupied at night. At present it
+isn't too badly shelled. At every shot the dug-outs sway to and fro like a
+weather-cock. This life we have to stick to for months. One needs nerves
+of steel and iron. Now I must crawl into our hole, as trunks and branches
+of trees fly in our trench like spray.
+
+August 6th. To-night moved to the crater again, half running and half
+crawling. At seven a sudden burst of fire from the whole of the artillery.
+From about eleven yesterday fires as if possessed. This morning at four we
+fall back. We find the 126th have no communication with the rear, as the
+communication trenches have been completely blown in. The smoke and thirst
+are enough to drive one mad. Our cooker doesn't come up. The 126th gives
+us bread and coffee from the little they have. If only it would stop! We
+get direct hits one after another and lie in a sort of dead end, cut off
+from all communication. If only it were night. What a feeling to be
+thinking every second when I shall get it! ---- has just fallen, the third
+man in our platoon. Since eight the fire has been unceasing; the earth
+shakes and we with it. Will God ever bring us out of this fire? I have
+said the Lord's Prayer and am resigned.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day I saw the "Mound of Death" at Saint-Eloi; it has been mined a
+number of times, and thousands of shells have beaten it into a disorderly
+heap of earth; the trenches are twenty-five yards apart; all the grass and
+vegetation has been blown away and never has had time to grow up again.
+
+It's all arranged for you, if there's a bit of shell or a bullet with your
+name on it you'll get it, so you've nothing to worry about. You are a
+soldier--then be one. This is the philosophy of the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ What's The Use?
+
+
+War is a great ager. Young men grow old quickly here. It can be seen in
+their faces; they have lost all the irresponsibility of youth. I have met
+many men who have been here since Mons; they all look weary and worn out
+by the strain. Now new troops are coming forward and it is hoped that they
+will be able to send some back for a rest.
+
+Several days ago the adjutant of the Tenth Battalion Sherwood Foresters
+came to me with this message which was sent through our lines:--
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Arrest Officer Royal Engineers with orderly. Former, six feet, black
+moustache, web equipment, revolver. Latter, short, carries rifle, canvas
+bandolier. Please warn transports and all concerned.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Everybody kept a good lookout for these spies. One sentry surprised a real
+R.E. officer named Perkins who was working out a drainage scheme. Seeming
+to answer the above description, he stalked him,--"Come 'ere, you ----
+----, you're the ---- I've been looking for." The officer, nonplussed,
+commenced to stutter. "Sergeant, I've got 'im and he can't speak a word of
+English." The sergeant collected him in and guarded him until another
+engineer officer, known to the guard, came along. As soon as Perkins saw
+him, he said, "F-r-r-ed, t-t-tell this d-d-damn fool wh-ho I am." "Who the
+hell are you calling Fred? I don't know him; hold him, sergeant, he's a
+desperate one." Scarcely able to contain his joy, Fred went back to the
+Engineers' Camp to tell the great news and Perkins spent three hours in
+the sandbag dugout listening to a description of what the sergeant and his
+guard would do to him if they only had their way.
+
+The real spies, who did a great deal of damage, were finally rounded up
+and shot in a listening post trying to regain their own lines.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Enemy snipers give us a great deal of trouble. It is very difficult to
+locate them. One of our men tried out an original scheme. He put an empty
+biscuit tin on the parapet. Immediately the sniper put a bullet through
+it. Now thought the Genius, "If I look through the two holes it will give
+me my direction,"--so getting up on the firestep he looked through, only to
+roll over with the top of his head smashed off by a bullet. The sniper was
+shooting his initials on the tin.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are all used to dead bodies or pieces of men, so much so that we are
+not troubled by the sight of them. There was a right hand sticking out of
+the trench in the position of a man trying to shake hands with you, and as
+the men filed out they would often grip it and say, "So long, old top,
+we'll be back again soon." One man had the misfortune to be buried in such
+a way that the bald part of the head showed. It had been there a long time
+and was sun-dried. Tommy used him to strike his matches on. A corpse in a
+trench is quite a feature, and is looked for when the men come back again
+to the same trench.
+
+We live mostly on bully beef and hard tack. The first is corned beef and
+the second is a kind of dog biscuit. We always wondered why they were so
+particular about a man's teeth in the army. Now I know. It's on account of
+these biscuits. The chief ingredient is, I think, cement, and they taste
+that way too. To break them it is necessary to use the handle of your
+entrenching tool or a stone. We have fried, baked, mashed, boiled,
+toasted, roasted, poached, hashed, devilled them alone and together with
+bully beef, and we have still to find a way of making them into
+interesting food.
+
+However, the Boche likes our beef. He prefers the brand canned in Chicago
+to his own, and will almost sit up and beg if we throw some over to him.
+The method is as follows: Throw one over ... sounds of shuffling and
+getting out of the way are heard in the enemy trench. Fritz thinks it's
+going to go off. Pause, and throw another. Fritz not so suspicious this
+time. Keep on throwing until happy voices from enemy trenches shout,
+"More! Give us more!" Then lob over as many hand grenades as you can pile
+into that part of the trench and tell them to share those too.
+
+It takes some time to distinguish whether shells are arrivals or
+departures, but after a while you get into the way of telling their
+direction and size by sound. Roads are constantly shelled, searching for
+troops or supply columns. I was coming home to-day, up a road which ran
+approximately at right angles to main fire trenches. At one place the road
+was exposed for a matter of thirty or forty feet, and again farther up it
+was necessary to go over the brow of a small hill. This was about three
+hundred yards farther on and was exposed to the enemy's view. Thinking
+they wouldn't bother about a single rider on a motor cycle, I went up past
+the first exposed position. My carburetor was giving me some trouble and I
+thought I would see if any rain had got into it, so I turned off the road
+down a cross-road and dismounted when _crash_! a shell landed right in the
+middle of the road as far up the exposed place as I was round the corner.
+Then five more followed the first shell. Had I gone on I could not
+possibly have missed collecting most of the fragments. The German gunners
+had spotted me in the first position and decided that a lone man on a
+motor cycle must be either an officer or despatch rider. So they tried to
+get him. The shells were shrapnel and the time was calculated splendidly.
+They had taken into consideration the speed of my motor cycle. Cross-roads
+are particularly attended to, for there is a double chance of hitting
+something, and in consequence it is always unhealthy to linger on a
+crossroad.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Dugouts are often made very comfortable with windows, tiled floors and
+furniture taken from neighboring shattered chateaux. I have even seen them
+with flowers growing in window-boxes over the entrance. They all have
+names. Some I saw yesterday were called "Anti-Krupp Cottage," "Pleasant
+View," and "Little Grey Home in the West." There was one very homey site,
+well equipped and fitted, which had been dubbed the "Nut,"--the colonel
+lived there.
+
+My old corps brought an aeroplane down with a machine gun last night. They
+were in a shell hole between the main and support trenches.
+
+For the last few days I have been "up" looking for gun positions.
+
+The lice are getting to be a torment. You have no idea how bad they are.
+Everybody up here is infested with them. I have tried smearing myself with
+kerosene, but that does not seem to trouble them at all. Silk underwear is
+supposed to keep them down. I suppose their feet slip on the shiny
+surface.
+
+The food lately has taken on a wonderful flavor and I now know how
+dissolved German tastes. The cook, instead of sending back two miles for
+water to cook with, has been using water from the moat in which a Boche
+had been slowly disintegrating.
+
+To-day I was able to see what a German seventeen-inch shell could do; one
+had made a crater fifty feet across and twenty feet deep in the middle of
+the road. The top of the road was paved--think it over--and pieces kill at a
+thousand yards. Thirty horses were buried in another hole.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have been given a special job by the general to enfilade a wood over the
+Mound. I have my section now in the second-line trenches waiting till it
+is dark before making a move. We have to make a machine-gun emplacement in
+a piece of ground which is decidedly unhealthy to visit during daylight. I
+have been there in daylight, but I had to creep out of it. On the map it
+is called a farm, but the highest wall is only three feet six inches high.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Arrived home about two o'clock this morning. We crawled to the place we
+have to take up, and I put some men filling sandbags in the ruins and
+others even digging a dugout. The enemy had "the wind up" and were using a
+great number of star shells. When one goes up we all "freeze," remain
+motionless, or lie still. They send them up to see across their front, and
+if they locate a working party, then they start playing a tune with their
+machine guns. Bullets and shells whistled through the trees all the time.
+They seemed to come from all directions. The men didn't like it at all. I
+wasn't altogether comfortable myself, but an officer must keep going. I
+walked about and joked and laughed with them. The range-taker said, "Some
+of us are getting the didley-i-dums, Sir." I don't know what that is, but
+I had a feeling that I had them too.
+
+Of course, to start with, everybody thinks every single shell and bullet
+is coming straight for him. Then you find out how much space there is
+around you. One man came to tell me that two men were firing at him with
+his own rifle from the ruins of the alleged farmhouse, ten yards away from
+the dugout we are making. Just then a field mouse squeaked, and he jumped
+up in the air and said, "There's another." I told the men to fill sandbags
+from the ruins; they all crowded behind this three-foot-six wall for
+protection; they dug up a French needle bayonet--that was all right, but
+they afterwards dug up a rifle and I noticed a suspicious smell, so I
+moved them.
+
+We came home very tired. We are attacking Hooge, a counter-attack, to take
+back trenches lost in the liquid fire attack--you will hear what we did
+from the papers, probably in three months' time.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I'm writing this in a new home, this time a splinter-proof dugout. The
+Huns are again strafing us--last shell burst fifty yards away a few minutes
+ago. Several times since I started writing I have had to shake off the
+dust and debris thrown by shell bursts on to these pages. I was again
+sniped at with shrapnel this morning on my machine while reconnoitering
+the roads--they all missed, but they're not nice. I'm filthy, alive, and
+covered with huge mosquito bites; you get sort of used to the incessant
+din in time. Even the forty-two centimeter shells, which make a row like
+freight trains with loose couplings going through the air, are not so
+terrible now.
+
+Through a hole in my dugout I can see the Huns' shells Kulturing a
+chateau. It was once a very beautiful place with a moat, bridges, and
+splendid gardens. Now it's useless except that the timber and the
+furniture come in useful for our dugouts and the making of "duck walks,"
+the grated walks which line the bottom of the trenches.
+
+Last night I was sitting in the Medical Officer's dugout when a man I knew
+came in. He was an officer in the Second Gordons. "I feel pretty bad,
+doc." He explained his symptoms. "Trench fever; you go down the line."
+"No, fix me up for tonight and maybe I won't need anything else." He
+didn't! All that is left of him is being buried now, less than a hundred
+yards from where I write this.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Before I came here I had to go to another part of the line, in which the
+"Princess Pats" distinguished themselves. We have been hanging on ever
+since, and a mighty stiff proposition it is. The O.C. to-day told me that
+he had not slept for fifty-six hours. The Germans in one place are only
+twenty-five yards away--so close that conversation is carried on in a
+whisper.
+
+In one place they had stuck up a board with "Warsaw Captured" on it.
+
+My section worked until two o'clock and then the sandbags gave out, so we
+had to come home. This was a disappointment to me. I wanted to get the job
+finished. My men went on filling sandbags from the same place last night
+and discovered the remains of the late owner of the sword bayonet. He has
+now been decently buried, with a little wooden cross marked--
+
+
+ TO AN UNKNOWN FRENCH SOLDIER
+ R.I.P.
+
+
+When you read in the newspapers, that a trench was lost or taken, just
+think what it means. Think what happens to the men in the trenches; that's
+the part of it we see. Stretchers pass by all day. Since I have been here
+the cemetery has grown--a new mound--a simple wooden cross. Nobody talks
+about it, but everybody wonders who's next. The men here are splendid, the
+best in the world, and the officers are gentlemen.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ A French Soldier.
+
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We have moved to the famous Langhof Chateau on the Lille road. This is
+supposed to have belonged to Hennessey of "Three Star" fame, but the
+Germans had been through the wine cellars. We looked very, very carefully,
+but only found empties. My batman has made me comfortable. I'm writing
+this on a washstand; in front of me I have a bunch of roses in a broken
+vase. My trench coat is hanging on a nail from a coat-hanger. A large
+piece of broken wardrobe mirror has been nailed up to a beam for my use.
+One of the men just came in to ask if a trousers press would be of any
+use. We have a fine little bureau cupboard of carved oak; we use this for
+the rations. A pump, repaired with the leather from a German helmet, has
+been persuaded to work and has been busy ever since. The roof of my cellar
+is arched brick and has a few tons of fallen debris on the floor upstairs.
+That strengthens it. It is shored up from inside with rafters. This makes
+the roof shell-proof, except for big shells, and the enemy always use big
+shells. The cellar floors are concrete.
+
+It is very strange the lightness with which serious things are taken by
+men here, and it took me some time to understand it. I met a young captain
+of the Royal Marine Artillery who was in charge of a battery of trench
+mortars. He was telling me of how one of his mortars and the crew were
+wiped out by a direct hit. He referred to it as though he had just missed
+his train.
+
+Two days later I went up with the Machine-Gun Officer of the Second
+Gordons to look at a piece of ground. To get there we had to crawl on our
+hands and knees. In one part of our journey we came to a sunken road. The
+day was fine, so we lay there. He asked me about Canada. He wanted to know
+something about the settler's grant. He said: "Of course you know after a
+chap has been out here in the open, it will be impossible to go back again
+to office life." I boosted Canada and suddenly the irony of the situation
+occurred to me. Here we were lying down in a road quite close to the
+German lines, so close that it would be suicide to even stand up, and yet
+here we were calmly discussing the merits of Canadian emigration. I
+commented on this and he replied: "My dear fellow, when you have been out
+as long as I have, you will come to realize that being at the front is a
+period of intense boredom punctuated by periods of intense fear, and that
+if you allow yourself to be carried away by depression it will be your
+finish." He had been out since just after Mons.
+
+I remembered this and I found that the nonchalant and care-free attitude
+of the average British officer was really a mask and simulated to keep his
+mind off the whole beastly business: this great big dirty job which white
+people must do.
+
+I was sitting one afternoon by the side of the canal bank about two
+hundred yards in front of my chateau having tea with the officers of the
+East Yorks when suddenly the chateau-smashing started again. To go back
+was dangerous and useless. My men were under cover, resting, so that they
+would be ready for the night work. The shelling was intermittent. One
+shell went over and presently I heard _crack_,--_crack_,--_boom_, _crack_,
+_crack_,--_crack_; my heart was in my boots and I was unable to move.
+
+The colonel listened for a few seconds, then said: "Keene, do you know
+what that is?" I lied: "No, sir." I thought it was the explosion of my
+machine-gun bullets in their web belts and I dreaded to go up to see my
+section. I had worked with them and tried hard to be a good officer and
+the feeling that I should probably only find their mangled remains
+sickened me. The colonel said: "That's the 'Archie' in Bedford House. I
+think the last 'crump' got it. You two"--indicating myself and another
+officer--"go up and see if we can do anything. See if they want a working
+party and let me know."
+
+We started to run. On the way up I looked into the cellars to see the men
+whom I, the minute previously, had mourned for, and found two asleep,
+three hunting through their shirts, and the rest breaking the army orders
+by "shooting craps." From Bedford House a long trail of smoke was rising
+and the explosions became louder. We suddenly discovered the "Archie" in
+flames. It was in the courtyard and for camouflage had been covered with
+branches. It was mounted on an armored Pierce-Arrow truck. The "crump" had
+hit it, and gasoline, paint, branches, and hubs were supplying the fuel
+which was cooking out the ammunition, the _crack_, _crack_, being the
+report of single shells, whereas one loud _boom_ signified the explosion
+of an entire box. These shells were going off in all directions and it
+became dangerous to stay too near.
+
+The flames on the car were of pretty colors. It is surprising the amount
+of inflammable material there is on a car. The late owner of the car, a
+lieutenant in the Royal Marine Artillery, was cursing in a low, but
+emphatic, marine manner, and several other officers from nearby batteries
+were attracted by the noise and the pyrotechnic display. I spoke to the
+lieutenant and sympathized with him, and he retorted: "Gott strafe
+Germany. Why they should hit the 'bus' when I have a brand-new pair of
+trench boots that I had never worn, I dunno." Just then and there the case
+cooked out and a piece of shell cut between us and buried itself deep in
+the support of a dugout, so we got under cover.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ "Whiz-Bangs."
+
+
+In the group was a splendid type of army chaplain. He came over almost at
+the start of the war and had seen a great deal of the open warfare at the
+commencement of hostilities. He said: "My friend Fritz is not through;
+he'll try to do some more yet." As the smoke died down and the cracking
+stopped, the enemy decided that an attempt would be made either to carry
+out salvage of whatever they had hit or else we would try to get the
+wounded away. So without any preliminary warning the whole area was
+covered by a battery fire of _whiz bangs_, and the shrapnel bullets came
+down like rain, several men being hit. The fire eventually died down and
+the wreck was allowed to cool off. The "Archies" are used so much to keep
+the aeroplanes up, and next to the loss of his boots the officer in charge
+was worried by the fact that the enemy would send an aeroplane over to see
+what they had hit. It was very necessary to keep the planes away, because
+at this time there were one hundred and fourteen batteries of artillery in
+the neighborhood.
+
+Later on the battery commander came down, and as he looked at the red-hot
+armor plates he said: "Five thousand pounds gone up in smoke. Sorry I
+missed the fireworks." The Divisional general called him up at the dugout
+and gave him areas for the distribution of the four anti-aircraft guns and
+cars comprising his battery. After he was through the commander replied:
+"Very good, sir, that will be done with all the guns except the third
+gun." The voice over the wire became very dignified, a preliminary to
+becoming sulphuric. "What do you mean, all but the third gun?" "Because,
+sir, the enemy has just 'crumped' the third gun and all that remains of it
+is scrap iron."
+
+One of the battalions has a fine victrola in the officers' mess dugout
+with a good selection of records. I have heard Caruso accompanied on the
+outside by an orchestra of guns. It was a wonderful mixture. Speaking of
+canned music reminds me we have a small portable trench machine, which
+closes up like a valise, easily handled and carried about. One man near
+had a box full of needles distributed in his back by a bomb; he considers
+himself disgraced; he says it will be kind of foolish in years to come to
+show his grandchildren twenty-five or thirty needles and tell them that
+they were the cause of his wounds.
+
+The Tommies play mouth organs a great deal and it is much easier to march
+to the sound of one, even
+
+
+ 'Ere we are; 'ere we are,
+ 'Ere we are agin.
+ We beat 'em on the Marne,
+ We beat 'em on the Aisne,
+ We gave 'em 'ELL at Neuve Chapelle,
+ And 'ere we are agin--
+
+
+sounds well with the addition of a little music.
+
+Anything is used for trench work; often if we waited for the proper
+materials we should be uncomfortable, so it is one of the qualifications
+of a good soldier to find things. Sometimes we steal material belonging to
+other units, then stick around until the owners come back and help them
+look for them; however, it is always advisable to steal materials from
+juniors in rank; if they find it out, and are senior, then you are in for
+a one-sided strafe.
+
+One of the other battery subalterns found a deserted carpenter's shop and
+he let his men loose to dismantle it. They took the parts of steel
+machines and used them for the construction of a dugout. One man said,
+"It's like coming home drunk and smashing up the grand piano with an axe."
+They must have attracted the attention of the ever-alert Boche, for no
+sooner had they moved out than the place was shelled to the ground.
+Everything I now look at with an eye to its value for trench construction;
+thus, telegraph poles, doors, iron girders, and rails are more valuable to
+us out here than a Rolls Royce.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The "Crump."
+
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Slang or trench language is used universally. My own general talks about
+"Wipers," the Tommy's pronunciation of Ypres, and I have seen a reference
+to "Granny" (the fifteen-inch howitzer) in orders "mother" is the name
+given to the twelve-inch howitzer. The trench language is changing so
+quickly that I think the staff in the rear are unable to keep up to date,
+because they have recently issued an order to the effect that slang must
+not be used in official correspondence. Now instead of reporting that a
+"dud Minnie" arrived over back of "mud lane," it is necessary to put, "I
+have the honor to report that a projectile from a German Minnenwerfer
+landed in rear of Trench F 26 and failed to explode."
+
+Sometimes names of shells go through several changes. For example, high
+explosives in the early part of the war were called "black Marias," that
+being the slang name for the English police patrol wagon. Then they were
+called "Jack Johnsons," then "coal boxes," and finally they were
+christened "crumps" on account of the sound they make, a sort of
+_cru-ump!_ noise as they explode. "Rum jar" is the trench mortar.
+"Sausage" is the slow-going aerial torpedo, a beastly thing about six feet
+long with fins like a torpedo. It has two hundred and ten pounds of high
+explosive and makes a terrible hole. "Whiz bang" is shrapnel.
+
+Shelling is continuous. We have thousands of pieces of shells and fuse
+caps about the premises. I have in front of me a fragment of a shell about
+fourteen inches long and about four and one-half inches across, which came
+from a German gun. The edges are so sharp that it cuts your hand to hold
+it. I use it as a paper-weight.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+This morning I experienced a wonderful surprise. I had gone up to one of
+the North Stafford Batteries to borrow a clinometer. The major, while he
+was getting the instrument for me, casually remarked: "There's yesterday's
+'Times' on the bench if you care to look at it." I turned first to the
+casualty list and later to the "London Gazette" for the promotions, and
+wholly by accident perused carefully the Motor Machine Gun Service list
+and there noted the announcement, "Keene, Louis, 2d Lieut., to be 1st
+Lieut.," and for a fact this was the "official" intimation that I had been
+promoted. I had a couple of spare "pips", rank stars, in my pocket-book,
+so I got my corporal to sew them on right away.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are all very happy at times, very dirty, and covered with stings and
+bites; have no idea how long we are to remain up. Getting used to the
+shell fire, and can sleep through it if it's not too close. When it comes
+near it makes you very thoughtful. Still working at night and resting
+during the day. Made another emplacement for one of my machine guns last
+night; had twenty men digging; surprising how fast men dig when the
+bullets are flying.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It's about 2 A.M. We have just come in. My new emplacement is splendid;
+we've made it shell-proof and have it ready for firing. I was coming home
+this afternoon after having been to the fire trenches when I heard a
+shout: "Keene!" I looked up on the canal bank and I saw the general with
+one of his A.D.C.'s sitting watching an aeroplane duel. "I've come up to
+see your gun position, Keene." I saluted, waited for him, and took him to
+it. It is below the level of the ground under tons of bricks in the ruins
+of a farmhouse. He was standing on the roof of it and said, "Well, where's
+the emplacement?" "You're standing on it, sir." "Tut, tut, 'pon my word,
+that's good." He was delighted and congratulated me on it. My preliminary
+work under the eyes of the general has gone off quite well. I start firing
+to-night.
+
+Intimacy between generals and lieutenants is unusual, but it looks as if
+mine had taken an interest in me, because when he noticed my insect-bitten
+face, he sent me down some dope he had used with good effect in India. I
+expect the mosquitoes in India were the ordinary kind, but, believe me,
+trench "skeeters" are constructed differently and are proof against the
+general's pet concoction.
+
+I have several miners in my section who take a personal pride in the
+digging and shoring up of dugouts. So far the other two sections of the
+Battery are always behind in this work but they may look better on parade.
+
+The canal has one big lock suitable for swimming; a lot of "jocks" were
+bathing there to-day. I ordered a bathing parade for my section. Later I
+found that the swimming had livened three Germans, long submerged--the
+bathing parade is off.
+
+A Belgian battery commander has just wakened up and his shells are
+rattling overhead. From the fire trenches an incessant rattle of rifles is
+heard; all the bullets seem to come over here; constantly the whine of a
+musical ricochet bullet is heard. Otherwise things are dead quiet. It's
+getting on for three, so I'm going to bed in my blankets on one of the
+late chateau owner's splendid spring mattresses and carved oak bedstead.
+Oh! how nice it would be to sleep without lice. From an adjoining cellar
+my section are snoring, and I'm going to add to the chorus. Good-night,
+everybody.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We have been having Sunday "hate." Eight-inch crumps are once more busting
+"up" the chateau. How they must detest this place. My tea and bully beef
+are covered with dust of the last shell. You have no idea how terrible the
+shell-fire is. First you hear the whistle and then a terrific burst which
+shakes the ground for a hundred yards around; when it clears away you find
+a hole ten feet across and six feet deep. At least fifteen have dropped
+around us in the last half hour.
+
+This place isn't somewhere in France, it's somewhere in Hell! It has been
+the scene of a great many encounters; decayed French uniforms, old rifles,
+ammunition and leather equipment and bundles of mildewed tobacco leaves
+are strewn all over the place. I found the chin-strap of a German
+"Pickelhaube" in the grounds, the helmet of a French cuirassier, and the
+red pants of a Zouave, close together. When digging in the trenches or
+anywhere near the firing line you have to be careful: corpses, dead
+horses, and cattle are buried everywhere. I'm building a trench to my
+emplacement and we have a stinking cow in the direct line; this will have
+to be buried before we can cut through.
+
+Everybody is cheerful and going strong. Yesterday some of my men went
+swimming in the moat of the chateau; a shell dropped in the water near
+them, and threw up a lot of fish on to the bank. That kind of discouraged
+the Tommies swimming, so they cooked the fish and decided that safety
+comes before cleanliness out here.
+
+It's hot and sticky, and when you have to wear thick clothes and equipment
+it makes you very uncomfortable, but it's all in the game.
+
+All through the night we fired single shots from a machine gun; my orders
+were to fire between half-past eight at night and four o'clock in the
+morning. We have a number of guns doing this. It harasses the enemy and
+keeps them from sleeping; anything that will wear a man down is practiced
+here.
+
+I've constructed a fire emplacement amongst the ruins underground; to get
+to it you have to travel through a tunnel eighteen feet long; inside it's
+very damp. I was working with my corporal, crouched up; we were both wet
+and cold, and so to cheer things up every now and again we let off a few
+rounds and warmed our hands on the barrel. Outside it poured with rain,
+and mosquitoes sought refuge inside and mealed off me. The corporal was
+immune. I had a water bottle full of whiskey and water. We used it to keep
+out the cold, but it wasn't strong enough. In a case like that you need
+wood alcohol. I would like to have had some Prohibitionists with me here.
+We had no light except the flash of the gun and the enemy star shells.
+
+At daybreak I came home dead beat. I got into my cellar, was so tired that
+I threw myself down on the bed and wrapped myself up in my blankets,
+boots, mud, lice and all. I hadn't been asleep long before the Huns
+started "hating" the chateau. They have put over twenty-five large calibre
+shells into my place, the grounds and the house. They are still at it.
+Every time a shell bursts it makes a hole big enough to bury five horses,
+and it shakes the foundations all round. The shells are bigger than usual.
+The smoke and earth are blown up fifty or sixty feet in the air. The
+effect is a moral disruption. _Why can't they keep that cotton out of
+Germany?_
+
+I have divided my section up into two teams, one in the cellars and one in
+the gun-pits. I relieve them every twenty-four hours, and I practically
+have to be in both places at once, but I have got a telephone in between
+the two places. I have it by my bed so that I can constantly know how
+things are going. However, the wire is cut two or three times a day by
+bullets and shell splinters, my linesman has a constant job.
+
+Fired all night; came back at six o'clock this morning, very tired. Had a
+telegram from the general to fire two thousand rounds in twenty-four
+hours; this is quite hard work. Actually we could fire the lot in five
+minutes, but it would attract too much attention. The enemy use whole
+batteries of artillery to blot out machine guns which attract attention,
+so we have to fire single shots.
+
+We have for neighbors four dead cows and an unexploded six-inch shell,
+liable to go off any time, all in a radius of one hundred yards. We have
+smashed holes through five walls so that we can go through the ruins
+unobserved. In one place we pass over a dead cow, and in another we wade
+through several tons of rotten potatoes, and I believe we have a corpse
+handy; and part of our trench goes through another heap of rotten mangles.
+I'm an authority on smells. I can almost tell the nationality of a corpse
+now by the smell. It will soon be necessary to wear our smoke-helmets to
+go into the emplacement. I don't think that I have told you that I cross
+the Yser canal about six times a day. I'd been up a week before I knew
+what it was. Now it only has a few feet of water in it, the rest being
+held in the German locks. The part I cross over is full of bulrushes, and
+is the home of moor-hens, water rats, mosquitoes and frogs.
+
+On one side of the canal is a bank which is in great demand by the machine
+gunners, who are able to get a certain amount of height and observation of
+their fire. The general has ordered a field gun to take up a position on
+this bank. He refers to it as his "Sniping eighteen-pounder." It is firing
+at seven hundred yards right at the German line and smashes up their
+parapet in a style that is pretty to watch. The machine gunners are in a
+great state, because the enemy will soon be "searching" with his artillery
+for the eighteen-pounder and the lairs of the smaller hidden guns will
+suffer.
+
+The men are hunting for lice in their underwear. This is the kind of
+conversation that is coming through from the next cellars: "I've got you
+beat--that's forty-seven." "Wait a minute"--a sound of tearing cloth--"but
+look at this lot, mother and young." "With my forty and these you'll have
+to find some more." They were betting on the number they could find. I
+peel off my shirt myself and burn them off with a candle. I glory in the
+little pop they make when the heat gets to them. All the insect powder in
+the world has been tried out on them and they've won.
+
+All sentries here are doubled; one thing it's safer, and another it's
+company; even when things are quiet, rats and mice scamper about and it
+sets your nerves on end. Things which are inanimate during the day become
+alive at night. Trees seem to walk about. I wonder what it tastes like to
+have a real meal in which tinned food does not figure; fancy a tablecloth;
+my tablecloth is a double sheet of newspaper, and even then I can't have a
+new one every day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Had a good night's rest; came in about twelve o'clock and slept until
+eight-thirty this morning. One eye is completely closed up by a sting.
+
+A German aeroplane has been hovering over our positions looking for my
+gun, so we have stopped firing and all movement. I know just how the
+chicken feels when the hawk hovers over it. Few people realize how much
+aeroplanes figure in this war, for war would be much different without
+them. They do the work of Cavalry only in the sky. Whenever they come
+over, the sentries blow three blasts on their whistles and everybody runs
+for cover or freezes; guns stop firing and are covered up with branches
+made on frames. If men are caught in the open they stand perfectly still
+and do not look up, for on the aeroplane photographs faces at certain
+heights show light; dugouts are covered over with trees, straw or grass.
+We use aeroplane photographs a great deal; they show trenches distinctly
+and look very like the canals on Mars.
+
+The Huns have been "hating" the road one quarter of a mile away all the
+morning. That doesn't worry us a bit as long as they don't come any
+closer. I'm willing always to share up on the shelling.
+
+This order has just been issued. It speaks for itself:--
+
+
+ All ranks are warned that bombs and grenades must not be used for
+ fishing and killing game.
+
+
+I went over another farm to-day. It is one of the well-ventilated kind,
+punched full of holes. In the kitchen, stables and outhouses there was a
+most wonderful collection of junk: ammunition, British and French
+bandoliers, old sheepskin coats abandoned by the British troops from last
+winter, smashed rifles, bayonets, meat tins, parts of broken equipment,
+sandbags, stacks of rotten potatoes and three dead cows. The fruit trees
+are laden with fruit, and vines are growing up the houses with their
+bunches of green grapes.
+
+In the garden several lonely graves are piled high with old boots, straw,
+American agricultural implements, rotting sacks and rubbish of every
+description, pieces of shells, barrels, and in one room the rusty remains
+of a perambulator and sewing machine; rats are the only inhabitants now.
+In the garret (the staircase leading up to it gone long ago) I found a
+British rifle, bayonet fixed, ten rounds in the magazine, and the bolt
+partly drawn out. Evidently the owner was in the act of reloading his
+chamber when something happened. The graves were dated second and third
+months of this year. The poor wooden crosses were made of pieces of ration
+cases and the names written with an indelible pencil. The wretchedness of
+this farm, which was flourishing only a short time ago, is very pathetic.
+
+We have adopted an old Belgian mother cat with her family of three kittens
+in the dugout. Now we find that three more little wild kittens are living
+in the bricks which we have piled around the windows to protect us against
+shells. They are all encouraged to live with us in the cellars. I like
+cats, and they will help to keep the rats down. Although some of the rats
+are nearly the size of cats.
+
+It has been raining again and the trenches are filling up with slush. We
+carry a big trench stick, a thick sapling about four feet long with a
+ferrule made from a cartridge of a "very-light" (star shell), to help
+ourselves in walking; our feet are beginning to get wet and cold as a
+regular thing now, and we are revetting our trenches firm and solid for
+the winter. Eleven P.M. A mine under the Boche line has just been
+exploded. The fighting has just started for the crater.
+
+I took a German Uhlan helmet from a gentleman who had no further use for
+it. It was pretty badly knocked about; still, if I can get it home it's a
+trophy.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Mr. Tommy Atkins.
+
+
+It's about eight o'clock Sunday evening. All day long shells have been
+coming over like locomotives. Every five seconds one goes over into the
+old town; every five seconds for the last two hours. The chateau has been
+shelled again with "crumps"; they are such rotten shots; if only they
+would put in two good ones in the center it would blow it to bits and then
+they might leave us alone. The whole of the ground is pitted because they
+can't hit it squarely.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+My work lies behind the front line and in front of the support, firing
+over the heads of the men in the main trenches. The emplacement was
+shelled to-day; one shell hit the roof, burst and knocked over one of my
+men, cutting his head open. He is not very badly hurt, but has gone to the
+hospital. The shelling has been terrible to-day.
+
+The Germans have been very quiet lately, and working parties are out all
+along their front lines at night--something's up. Dirty work can be
+expected at any time now. We have steel helmets to protect us from spent
+bullets and splinters. They look like the old Tudor steel helmets and they
+are fine to wash in.
+
+You have no idea what a big part food plays in our life. Yesterday morning
+I went with the machine-gun officer of another outfit to crawl about
+looking for positions. We were in an orchard. I happened to look up and
+saw ripe plums! Terrified lest he should see them and forestall me, I
+said, "Let's beat it, this is too unhealthy," so we crawled back. Last
+night in the light of a big moon such as coons always steal watermelons
+by, a section officer and his cook crawled to the plum tree. The section
+officer, being large, stood underneath while the cook climbed the tree and
+dropped them into a sandbag held open by the S.O. They got about ten
+pounds. They go well stewed, believe me. The fact that bullets whistled
+through the trees most of the time made them taste better to-day. Sat the
+rest of the night in a hedge firing at the Boches with a Lewis gun. I
+struck for bed just as dawn broke.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day the guns are again "hating" the chateau, and they have put sixty
+shells in the neighborhood. Still, "there's no cloud without a silver
+lining." I've got a new way home. Instead of going right around the
+kennels, stables, and through the yards, I go "through" the greenhouse
+direct, thereby saving a lot of time. The Huns' calendar is wrong. They
+have always shelled me Sunday and Wednesday. To-day's Tuesday!
+
+We use up the window frames and doorways for kindling, and consequently
+the doors have gone long ago. I have been smashing up mouldings this
+morning with an axe. We prefer the dry wood which is built into the walls;
+it burns better and doesn't cause smoke. As soon as smoke is seen rising,
+the enemy's range-finders get busy and then we suffer.
+
+Another mine went up yesterday; nobody seems to know where. I think it
+came south from the French lines; it rocked the whole neighborhood for
+miles. The ground here is a kind of quicksand for a few feet down, and
+shock is easily transmitted, the whole ground being honeycombed with
+mines, old trenches, shafts, saps made by French, Belgians, Germans and
+our own people.
+
+The use for timber of any description is manifold; every little bit is
+used up. Our chief source of supply of dry wood is from the smashed-up
+chateaux. Langhof, my home, has been punished almost every day, and after
+the bombardment lets up men from the neighborhood come to collect the wood
+torn up by the shelling. The men of the Tenth East Yorks came up this
+morning and climbed to the remains of the second story, ripping up the
+floor boards. The enemy evidently saw them, for the shelling soon started.
+We have been shelled often here before, but it was nothing compared to
+this. The shells were carefully placed and came over with disgusting
+regularity. The buildings rocked and the whole neighborhood shook.
+Fountains of bricks, mortar, and dirt were spewed up into the air. Trees
+were torn to shreds, a wall in front of me was hit--and disappeared, a lead
+statue of Apollo in the garden was hurled through the air and landed fifty
+yards away crumpled up against the balustrade of the moat.
+
+We were in our cellars, and gradually the shelling crept up towards us.
+Slowly a solemn dread which soon moulded into a sordid fear took
+possession of my being. In a flash I began to devise a philosophy of death
+for my chances were fading with every crash. I took out my pocketbook,
+containing some letters from my mother and some personal things, and put
+them on one of the beams, so that, being in another part of the building,
+they might perhaps be found some day. The shelling continued and shells
+dropped completely round the cellars, demolishing nearly everything in
+sight. The enemy evidently wanted to obliterate the whole place. The smell
+of the smoke and the dirt from the debris was choking, and every minute we
+expected to be our last. Suddenly it stopped. Philosophy and fear
+disappeared simultaneously as I sputtered out a choking laugh of relief.
+Then Hawkins, my servant, in a scared voice started, and the others joined
+in, singing the old marching refrain of the Training Camps:--
+
+
+ "Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
+ What the hell do we care!
+ What the hell do we care!
+ Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
+ What the hell do we care NOW!"
+
+
+When a man has lived night after night in a trench, he gradually finds it
+quite possible to snatch a good night's sleep. In other words, it is
+merely a case of becoming acclimated to rackets, smells and food. I had
+always been able to sleep, but on the night following the bombardment of
+the chateau I just could not doze off. I thrashed about continuously, and
+while in this restless state harbored the notion that trouble was brewing
+for me. Every one has had that feeling, the feeling that hangs in your
+bones and warns you to watch out. Well, that is how I felt.
+
+At last the sun rose and with it came a beautiful morning, warm and sunny.
+I walked out amongst the ruins to see the extent of the damage caused by
+the shelling of the previous day. I was waiting for the stew which was
+cooking on a little fire near the side of the cellar. The "dixie" was
+resting on two old bayonets, and they in turn rested on bricks at either
+side. Towards noon a big shell came over and landed in the moat, covering
+everything around with a coat of evil-smelling, black mud. This shell was
+followed by another, arriving in the part of the ruins where once a
+cow-shed stood. I was talking to Hawkins, my batman, when I saw him dive
+across my front and fall flat on his face. At the same time I was in the
+center of an explosion, a great flame of light and then bricks, wood and
+cement flew in all directions. For a few seconds I thought I was dead,
+then I picked myself up and saw that blood was pouring down the front of
+my jacket. I followed up the stream and found that my right hand was
+smashed and hanging limp. My men rushed out and I told them it was
+nothing, but promptly fell in a heap. When I came to, my hand was wrapped
+up in an emergency bandage, and a stretcher was coming down from Bedford
+House, an advanced dressing-station, the next house back. To the delight
+of the men who were carrying it, I waved them away and told them I could
+walk. Assisted up to the dressing-station by one of my men, I made it. I
+then made a discovery. A soldier is a man until he's hit, then he's a
+case. I first had an injection of "anti-tetanus" in the side, and the fact
+was recorded on a label tied to my left-hand top pocket button. The doctor
+tied me up, then said: "You'll soon be all right. Will you have a bottle
+of English beer or a drop of whiskey?" I had the whiskey. I needed it. All
+the time I was there the wounded poured in. Seeing them I felt ashamed to
+be there with only a smashed hand. A corporal came in with both hands
+blown off and fifty-six other wounds. He had tried to save the men in his
+bay by throwing back a German bomb and it had gone off in his hands.
+Hawkins came up later on with my helmet and the fuse head of the shell
+which blew me up. We were all collected together and waited in the dugouts
+of the dressing station until dusk. Several shells came close to us. I
+tried to write to my mother with my left hand, so that when she received
+the War Office cable she would know I was able to write.
+
+Dusk came, then night, and finally the Ford ambulance cars which were to
+take us out of Hell. It was a beautiful night. Belgium looked lovely. The
+merciful night had thrown a veil over the war scars on the land and a moon
+was shining. I was told to sit up in the seat with the driver. We traveled
+along one road, then the shelling became so bad that the drivers decided
+to go back and take another road which was running nearly parallel. Back
+over the line the planes of the Royal Flying Corps were bombing the Forest
+of Houltholst, and the bursting of the shrapnel from the German
+anti-aircraft guns pierced the velvet of the sky like stars as we went out
+of Belgium into France.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Several times shells burst on the road, and from the inside of the car
+came the stifled groans of the men as the Ford hit limbs of trees and
+shell-holes.
+
+Our first stop was a ruined windmill, the walls of which were nearly six
+feet thick. Here the dangerous cases were taken off and attended to. The
+last I saw of the corporal was after they had cut off his coat at the
+seams and the doctors were taking a piece of wire out of his chest. While
+I was waiting a chaplain asked me if I would like a cup of coffee or some
+whiskey, realising that it would take some time to get the coffee made I
+had some more whiskey.
+
+I was given two more tags, which this time were tied on buttons at the top
+of my jacket. I stayed here about two hours, then I was sent to a clearing
+hospital. It was here that I met the first nurses. They were two fine,
+splendid women who were wearing the scarlet hoods of the British Regular
+Army nurse. They were both strong and quite capable of handling a man,
+even if he became delirious. One of them quickly got me into bed. I
+apologized for my terribly dirty state, but I was told that it made no
+difference; they were used to it. To be between clean sheets again was
+wonderful. I felt I wanted to go to sleep forever. Suddenly a roar, and a
+terrible explosion. The hospital was being bombed; a bomb had dropped
+within a hundred yards of my tent. This was the German reprisal for our
+bombing Houltholst. They deliberately bombed a hospital. The doctor at
+this hospital next day looked at my hand and said in a nonchalant way,
+"Looks as though you will lose it." At that time it didn't strike me as a
+great loss to lose a hand, even if it was my "painting hand."
+
+The hospital train of the next day was crowded and the nurse in charge of
+my coach was named Keene. We tried in the little spare time she had to see
+if we couldn't work out our genealogy and find out if we were even
+remotely connected, but before we did we came to the station of taples
+and then went to the Duchess of Westminster Hospital at Latouquet. Here I
+was operated on. A piece of Krupp's steel was taken out of my hand and a
+rubber drainage tube inserted instead. The Duchess used to come round a
+great deal and won everybody's affection. She used to sit on my bed and
+talk to me about pleasant things. So unlike many people who visit
+hospitals and ask the patients silly war questions, such as: "How does it
+feel to be wounded?" or "Which hurts more, a bayonet or a shell wound?"
+One exasperated Tommy, when asked if the shell hit him, said: "Naw, it
+crept up behind and bit me."
+
+FINIS
+
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+
+ <hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.73em"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 173%">“</span><span style="font-size: 173%">Crumps</span><span style="font-size: 173%">”</span></span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.73em"><span style="font-size: 173%">The Plain Story of a Canadian</span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.73em"><span style="font-size: 173%">Who Went</span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.44em"><span style="font-size: 144%">By Louis Keene</span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">Canadian Expeditionary Force</p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.20em"><span style="font-size: 120%">With a Prefatory Note By</span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.20em"><span style="font-size: 120%">General Leonard Wood</span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.20em"><span style="font-size: 120%">Illustrated by the Author</span></p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">Boston and New York</p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">Houghton Mifflin Company</p>
+ <p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">1917</p>
+ </div>
+
+ </div>
+<div class="tei tei-body" style="margin-bottom: 6.00em; margin-top: 6.00em">
+
+
+<div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+
+<a name="illus-front" id="illus-front" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 40%; text-align: center"><img src="images/front.png" width="541" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em"></div></div>
+
+<a name="illus-sub" id="illus-sub" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 50%; text-align: center"><img src="images/sub.png" width="345" height="690" alt="Illustration" title="The “Sub”." /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">The <span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center">“Sub”</span>.</div></div>
+
+</div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagev">[pg v]</span><a name="Pgv" id="Pgv" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<hr class="page" /><div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<a name="toc1" id="toc1"></a>
+<a name="pdf2" id="pdf2"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">Prefatory Note</span></h1>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">Headquarters Southeastern Department</span></span><br />
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">Charleston, S.C.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+11th August, 1917
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Captain Keene has made an interesting
+contribution to the literature of the present war
+in his account of service, which covers the experience
+of a young officer in the making and on
+the battle front,—the transformation of an
+artist into a first-class machine-gun officer. He
+covers the training period at home and abroad
+and the work at the front. This direct and interesting
+account should serve to bring home to
+all of us an appreciation of how much has to be
+done before troops can be made effective for
+modern war, the cost of unpreparedness, and
+the disadvantage under which troops, partially
+equipped, labor when they meet highly organized
+ones, prepared, even to the last detail, for
+all the exigencies of modern war. It also brings
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagevi">[pg vi]</span><a name="Pgvi" id="Pgvi" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+out the splendid spirit of Canada, the Mother
+Country, and the distant Colonies,—the spirit
+of the Empire, united and determined in a just
+cause.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This and similar accounts should serve to
+make clear to us the wisdom of the admonition
+of Washington and many others: <span class="tei tei-q">“In time of
+peace prepare for war.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Many young Americans are about to undergo
+experiences similar to those of Captain Keene,
+and a perusal of this modest and straight-forward
+narrative will help in the great work of
+getting ready.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">Leonard Wood</span></span>,<br />
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Maj.-Gen. U.S.A.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pagevii">[pg vii]</span><a name="Pgvii" id="Pgvii" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<a name="toc3" id="toc3"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span style="font-size: 173%">List of Illustrations</span></h1>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-front" class="tei tei-ref">Frontispiece.</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-sub" class="tei tei-ref">The <span class="tei tei-q">“Sub.”</span></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-beat-it" class="tei tei-ref"><span class="tei tei-q">“Beat It!”</span></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-the-four" class="tei tei-ref">The Canadian, Johnnie Canuck, The
+American, And The ANZAC.</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-motor" class="tei tei-ref">Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun.</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-wipers" class="tei tei-ref"><span class="tei tei-q">“Wipers.”</span></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-whats-the-use" class="tei tei-ref">What's The Use?</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-french-soldier" class="tei tei-ref">A French Soldier.</a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-whiz-bangs" class="tei tei-ref"><span class="tei tei-q">“Whiz-Bangs.”</span></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-the-crump" class="tei tei-ref">The <span class="tei tei-q">“Crump.”</span></a>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<a href="#illus-tommy-atkins" class="tei tei-ref">Mr. Tommy Atkins.</a>
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="pageix">[pg ix]</span><a name="Pgix" id="Pgix" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<a name="illus-beat-it" id="illus-beat-it" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/beat-it.png" width="587" height="700" alt="Illustration: “Don't Linger Around Here” “The Enemy Can See You.” “Who Me? Yes You. Beat It!”" title="" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em"></div></div>
+</div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page001">[pg 001]</span><a name="Pg001" id="Pg001" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<div class="tei tei-div" style="margin-bottom: 5.00em; margin-top: 5.00em">
+<a name="pdf4" id="pdf4"></a>
+<h1 class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: left; margin-bottom: 3.46em; margin-top: 3.46em"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 173%">“</span><span style="font-size: 173%">Crumps</span><span style="font-size: 173%">”</span></span></h1>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">The Plain Story of a Canadian
+who went</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Laurentian Mountains in the
+Province of Quebec are noted for
+their beauty, fine hunting and fishing,
+and are the stamping-grounds for many
+artists from the States and Eastern Canada.
+It was in this capacity that I was working
+during the hot summer of 1914. All through
+June and July I sketched with my father.
+Other than black flies my only worry was
+the price of my tubes of color.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We usually received our newspapers two
+or three days after publication; consequently
+we were poorly posted on worldly happenings.
+Suddenly the war clouds gathered and
+almost before we knew it they became so
+threatening that we grew restless, and even
+went in to the depot to get our papers so
+that we could have the news sooner.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page002">[pg 002]</span><a name="Pg002" id="Pg002" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The assassination of the Austrian Crown
+Prince and the subsequent events were exciting,
+but it was only when Russia sent
+that one word <span class="tei tei-q">“Mobilize”</span> to Serbia that
+we suspected serious results. Even the
+summer visitors from the States exhibited
+signs of excitement, yet they were skeptical
+of the chances of war; that is, war that would
+really affect us! My newspaper in Montreal
+wired for me to come down to do war cartoons
+and I left my father and hiked to the
+depot.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Montreal train was crowded and conversation
+centered on the one topic, War;
+the English Navy's ability to maintain her
+rule of the seas, and what would Canada do.
+A young Austrian reservist two seats away
+was telling some people in a loud voice how
+much he wanted to get into it. He was going
+back to answer the call. And I had already
+begun to hear my country's call.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A newsboy boarding the train at a junction
+was overwhelmed and succeeded in getting
+twenty-five cents a copy for his papers.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page003">[pg 003]</span><a name="Pg003" id="Pg003" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Montreal teemed with suppressed anxiety
+and every hour fresh news was posted.
+Special bulletin boards were put up on store
+fronts. Already men in uniform were seen
+in the street. And men were trying to enlist.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The war fever was rising steadily; the
+chief occupation of Canadians in those days
+was watching the bulletin boards. Rumors
+of sea fights, ultimatums, disasters, and
+victories were common. The Kaiser seemed
+to declare war on the world at the rate of
+three countries a day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On the night of August 4th, as I was
+putting the finishing touches on a cartoon,
+a friend burst into the room:—<span class="tei tei-q">“Come out
+of here! Something must happen any
+minute now.”</span> We marched downtown,—everybody
+marched in those days; walking
+was abolished in its favor. One met demonstrations
+everywhere, large crowds of cheering
+men with flags, victrolas at shop windows
+played patriotic airs, and soldiers with civilians
+crowded before the bulletin boards
+singing the national anthems with great
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page004">[pg 004]</span><a name="Pg004" id="Pg004" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+enthusiasm. The King had declared war
+and his message to the fleet had just been
+put up! Newspaper extras were given away
+by thousands and movies of the British
+Navy were shown on the street. Any one
+who thought the British could not enthuse,
+changed his mind then.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The audiences at the theatres and moving
+picture houses on receipt of the news rose
+simultaneously and sang the national anthems,
+then cheered themselves hoarse.
+These were the first days of the war. Several
+battalions of militia were called out and
+posted to protect the bridges and grain
+elevators. Battalions were raised overnight,
+and so many recruits came forward
+that men were refused by the score. England
+was immediately offered ten battalions.
+Then an army division was possible.
+The Militia Department suddenly became
+a hive of industry. Men with all kinds of
+business capacity tendered their services
+gratis, and the Canadian war machine,
+without the experience of previous campaigns,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page005">[pg 005]</span><a name="Pg005" id="Pg005" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+took shape. They worked night and
+day bringing everlasting credit on themselves.
+Banks offered full pay to their employees in
+uniform, and this example was widely followed.
+The principle prompting this action
+being, <span class="tei tei-q">“It's our country; if we can't fight
+ourselves, we will help others to fight for
+her.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Existent camp sites were inadequate, hence
+new ones were necessary. We had a few,
+but none were big enough. We bought
+Valcartier, one of the best sites in the world,
+which was equipped almost over-night with
+water service, electric light and drainage.
+The longest rifle range in the world with
+three and one-half miles of butts was constructed.
+Railroad sidings were put in and
+35,000 troops from all over the Dominion
+poured into it. Think of it,—Canada with
+her population of seven and one-half millions
+offering 35,000 volunteers the first few weeks,
+without calling out her militia. And even
+to-day the militia are yet to be called.
+Thus every Canadian who has served at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page006">[pg 006]</span><a name="Pg006" id="Pg006" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+the front has been a volunteer. England
+accepted an army division. Fifteen hundred
+qualified officers were told that they
+would have to stay and train men for the
+next contingent. But this was not fighting.
+They were dissatisfied. They resigned their
+commissions and went as privates. Uniforms,
+boots, rifles and equipment were
+found for everybody. Every man was
+trained as much as possible in the time
+allowed, and within six weeks of the declaration
+of war, guns, horses and 35,000 men
+were going forward to avenge Belgium.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+With me the question of signing up was
+a big one. In the first place, I wanted to
+go; I wanted to go quickly. Several other
+fellows and myself had decided upon a
+certain battalion. But much to our disgust
+and regret we were informed that
+enlistments had stopped only a short time
+before.
+</p>
+
+<a name="illus-the-four" id="illus-the-four" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/the-canadian.png" width="253" height="250" alt="Illustration" title="The Canadian" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">The Canadian</div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/johnnie-canuck.png" width="258" height="280" alt="Illustration" title="Johnnie Canuck" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">Johnnie Canuck</div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/the-american.png" width="258" height="268" alt="Illustration" title="The American" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">The American</div></div>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/the-anzac.png" width="255" height="242" alt="Illustration" title="The ANZAC" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">The ANZAC</div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Then came the announcement of the
+organization of the First Auto Machine Gun
+Brigade, the generous gift of several of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page007">[pg 007]</span><a name="Pg007" id="Pg007" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+Canada's most prominent citizens, and it
+was in this unit that I enlisted with my
+friend Pat, a six-foot, husky Scotchman,
+with the fighting blood of the kilties very
+near the surface. We were immediately
+transported to Ottawa in company with
+fifty other picked men from Montreal. At
+Ottawa the complement of our battery was
+completed upon the arrival of one hundred
+more men from Ottawa and Toronto. Here
+we trained until it came time for us to move
+to Montreal, and there the battery was embarked
+on board the Corinthian with a unit
+of heavy artillery. We sailed down to Quebec
+where we joined the other ships assembled
+to take over the First Canadian Contingent.
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-style: italic">Corinthian, Wednesday, Sept. 30th, 1914.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-variant: small-caps">My dear Mother and Father</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">:—
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+We are now steaming down the St. Lawrence.
+No one knows where we are going.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Our fleet is a wonderful sight. All the
+ships are painted war gray—sides, boats
+and funnels. We are expecting to pick up
+</span><span class="tei tei-pb" id="page008">[pg 008]</span><a name="Pg008" id="Pg008" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span style="font-size: 90%">
+the warships which are to convoy us across
+at Father Point, somewhere near where the
+Empress of Ireland was sunk.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Quebec looked very fine. The big guns
+were being hoisted into boats, horses embarking,
+and battalion after battalion arriving
+and going aboard. Those who came from
+Valcartier have had a rough time. They
+actually look as if they had come through a
+campaign. It gave me thrills all day to see
+these fine men come through the dock-gates
+with a steady swing. It is a magnificent
+contribution to any army. It's good to
+think of all these men coming at their country's
+call.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Some day, if I get back, I want to paint a
+picture of the fleet assembled at Quebec.
+The grays and greens looked really beautiful.
+Quebec, the city of history and the
+scene of many big battles, views with disdain
+the Canadian patriotism in the present
+crisis, and we had no send-off, no flags and no
+bands.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+This letter will not be mailed for ten days,
+</span><span class="tei tei-pb" id="page009">[pg 009]</span><a name="Pg009" id="Pg009" class="tei tei-anchor"></a><span style="font-size: 90%">
+until we are well on the way over. We are
+crowded, and if we are going through the
+tropics we shall have a bad time; it is cold
+now, so we don't notice the congestion.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+We had one hundred and forty horses
+aboard and two batteries of heavy artillery,
+besides our own armored cars. All the transports
+are crowded. We were passed by about
+ten of the other boats, and as they did so we
+cheered each other. The thin lines of khaki
+on all the ships will make a name for themselves.
+I'm proud I am one of them.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+We've had a big dose of vaccine pumped
+into our arms to-day. This will be the last
+letter I send before I arrive, wherever we are
+going.
+</span></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Corinthian sailed from Quebec to
+Father Point, where a patrol boat arrived
+with orders. We then sailed into the Gulf,
+but toward evening we turned into the coast.
+When we passed Fame Point Light a small
+boat, which afterwards turned out to be
+another patrol boat, sailing without lights,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page010">[pg 010]</span><a name="Pg010" id="Pg010" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+flashed further orders to us. The Corinthian
+immediately turned round and headed back.
+The minute the patrol boat's signal light went
+out we were unable to distinguish it from the
+sea. The coloring is a good protection; even
+a boat, close to, sailing without lights, it is
+impossible to pick out. Apparently our
+orders were to cruise around until daylight
+and then sail for the Bay of Gaspé, and this
+morning at daybreak we sailed into that
+beautiful, natural harbor, which is big enough
+to accommodate the entire British fleet.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I expect that to the villagers living around
+this harbor all events will date from to-day—to-day,
+when the wonderful sight of
+twenty-five ocean liners drawn up in battleship
+formation in this quiet place, deserted
+except for an occasional visit from a river
+steamer or fishing craft, greeted their gaze.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Five gray fighting ships are mounting
+guard, and by their signals and pinnaces
+chasing backward and forward between the
+troopers are bossing the show. A corporal,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page011">[pg 011]</span><a name="Pg011" id="Pg011" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+a South African War veteran, as we looked
+at them, quoted Kipling's
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">The liner she's a lady</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">With the paint upon 'er face,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">The man o' war's 'er 'usband</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">And keeps 'er in 'er place.</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Towards noon a smart launch came alongside.
+Even at a distance the boys were quick
+to recognize our popular minister of militia,
+Sam Hughes, and a thundering cheer rang
+out. With him were several soldiers who
+threw bundles of papers aboard. These were
+printed copies of his farewell to the troops.
+His launch sailed by the ship, and then on to
+the next and so on, through the fleet.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our orders forbade the display of lights
+or even striking of matches after 6 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">p.m.</span></span>;
+consequently all lights were masked to-night
+on the vessels, except those on the Royal
+Edward. The minute her lights were put out
+the Bay resumed its normal condition, not
+even the outlines of the vessels being visible.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A press photographer on a launch has been
+taking pictures all the afternoon. Sailed at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page012">[pg 012]</span><a name="Pg012" id="Pg012" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+five o'clock this afternoon just as the twilight
+commenced. We sailed out in three
+lines. The convoy is now under way and we
+extend as far as can be seen in both directions.
+We have two military police patrols
+whose chief duty is to see that no matches
+are struck on deck. Bill, who smokes more
+matches than tobacco, has had to go below so
+often to light his pipe, that he has decided to
+do without smoking on deck. It is surprising
+how far a match struck in the dark will show.
+We noticed how matches struck on the other
+ships showed up last night. All our portholes
+are screwed down with the heavy
+weather irons and those of the second-class
+cabins are covered with blankets. The authorities
+are taking no chances.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are having physical drills and lectures
+all day, and we are working just as hard on
+board as we would ashore. Our speed will not
+be more than nine knots; the speed of the
+slowest vessel regulating the speed of the
+whole fleet.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page013">[pg 013]</span><a name="Pg013" id="Pg013" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Matches are getting very scarce. We
+complained about the tea to the orderly
+officer to-day; milk is running out, so the
+tea is made with milk and sugar in. We
+asked to have the three separate, but we were
+told that if we complained we would have all
+three taken away. As a floor stain it's great,
+but as tea it's a failure.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are quartered in the steerage part of
+the ship and our food is in keeping. It is
+really remarkable how they can consistently
+get that same coal-oil flavor in all the food.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+War news is signaled from ship to ship by
+semaphore flags by day. It is posted up in
+the guard room daily. The news that the
+Indian troops landed in France on the
+29th of September was the chief item on the
+bulletin yesterday. We're short on things
+to read. Scraps of newspapers are devoured,
+even to the advertisements. In our cabin we
+have a <span class="tei tei-q">“Saturday Evening Post”</span> of September
+26th which is thumb-marked and
+torn, but it is still treasured. We were not
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page014">[pg 014]</span><a name="Pg014" id="Pg014" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+allowed to bring anything besides our kit on
+board on account of the limited space.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Reveille blows at six o'clock and we have
+to answer the roll-call at 6.15. The idea is,
+that if the men get up and walk about, they
+are not so likely to get seasick, but in spite
+of that quite a number are sick. We have
+on board one hundred of our brigade; two
+hundred and sixteen heavy artillery and one
+hundred and forty horses, together with artillery
+officers and equipment. The horses take
+up the same space which in ordinary times
+is occupied by humans. Otherwise, we
+should have a great many more troops. Our
+destination is still a mystery. We're a fleet
+without a port.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Have just been ordered on fatigue to take
+a prisoner on deck for exercise. He is to be
+tried by court-martial to-morrow for striking
+a sergeant. All day he is kept locked up and
+only allowed out at night for exercise, under
+escort. The escort consists of two men and a
+non-com. While on this job we watched the
+signalers flashing the war news from the stern
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page015">[pg 015]</span><a name="Pg015" id="Pg015" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+of our boat to the bridge of the next astern,
+the Virginian. The news is flashed at night
+by the lamps—short and long flashes. The
+news is picked up by wireless on the flagship,
+the Charybdis, at the head of our line and
+signaled back from ship to ship.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This is the list of the fleet. It is written
+here in the order in which they are sailing.
+Three warships are heading the fleet; the
+flagship is the H.M.S. Charybdis, commanded
+by Admiral Wemyss, who distinguished
+himself a few weeks ago in the Battle
+of Heligoland.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+H.M.S. Diana<br />
+H.M.S. Eclipse<br />
+H.M.S. Charybdis<br />
+Caribbean<br />
+Megantic<br />
+Scotian<br />
+Athenia<br />
+Ruthenia<br />
+Arcadian<br />
+Royal Edward<br />
+Bermudian<br />
+Zealand<br />
+Franconia<br />
+Alaunia<br />
+Corinthian (The transport on which I was shipped.)<br />
+H.M.S. Glory<br />
+Canada<br />
+Ivernia<br />
+Virginian<br />
+Monmouth<br />
+Scandinavian<br />
+Sasconia<br />
+Manitou<br />
+Sicilian<br />
+Grampian<br />
+Tyrolia<br />
+Montezuma<br />
+Andania<br />
+Tunisian<br />
+Lapland<br />
+Montreal<br />
+Laurentic<br />
+Cassandra<br />
+Laconia<br />
+Royal George<br />
+H.M.S. Talbot
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The H.M.S. Glory, the vessel on our starboard
+beam, altered her course to-day and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page016">[pg 016]</span><a name="Pg016" id="Pg016" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+held up a tramp steamer. We could just
+see the two vessels through our glasses.
+Apparently everything was all right as the
+tramp was allowed to go on her way afterwards.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are all given our boat stations. This
+afternoon a submarine alarm was sounded.
+Everybody on board, including the stewards,
+had to drop everything and chase to the
+boats. In the excitement a cook shot a
+<span class="tei tei-q">“billy”</span> of soup over an officer's legs, much
+to our silent delight.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Thinking it over, it will be remarkable if
+the Germans allow us to cross without
+making some attempt to sink a few transports.
+Besides the actual loss of the men,
+the demoralizing effect it will have on the
+recruiting would count a great deal. No
+man likes to be shot or drowned without a
+show.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I am writing this in my cabin, which is only
+nine feet by six feet and in which six of us
+sleep at night. Besides living in it we have
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page017">[pg 017]</span><a name="Pg017" id="Pg017" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+to keep all our equipment clean, which is
+some job!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+About eleven this morning a commotion
+occurred in the middle line. The cruiser
+heading it and the second ship, the Royal
+Edward, turned back. Also several other
+boats turned in their course. As we have
+very little excitement we hoped it might be
+a German attack, for we all want to see a
+naval battle. I looked at the cruiser through
+powerful glasses and saw sailors fixing up
+the starboard lifeboat, so we presumed that
+it was simply a case of <span class="tei tei-q">“man overboard.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A big cruiser has joined our fleet and is
+acting as a flank guard about three miles
+away from our starboard side.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have a great deal of physical exercise
+in spite of the rolling of the deck. This
+morning, while in the middle of it I was called
+away to dress and form part of an escort to
+the prisoner who was to be tried by field
+court-martial to-day. The court was very
+dignified, and it took a long time owing to
+the inexperience of the officers in such
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page018">[pg 018]</span><a name="Pg018" id="Pg018" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+matters. It was the first court-martial I
+have seen,—the proceedings are strictly
+legal, being conducted according to the book,
+and with the officers wearing their swords.
+The poor devil expects two years.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have been pitching and tossing a great
+deal to-day. Physical exercising on the sloping
+decks is becoming a mighty risky thing.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Quite a number of the transports have guns
+mounted on board so they are not entirely
+dependent on the cruisers. It looks as if we
+are sailing north of the usual trade routes.
+I have just heard that five more battleships
+are on the starboard beam. They came into
+sight early this morning, but have since
+been out of sight. We are sailing north of
+the trade routes.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The fleet is being increased. All ships are
+stopped. Those sailing west are allowed to
+go after being boarded; those going in the
+same direction as ourselves are made to fall
+into line, so there will be no danger of the
+news of our sailing reaching Europe ahead
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page019">[pg 019]</span><a name="Pg019" id="Pg019" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+of us. If we continue to pick up ships sailing
+in our direction, the fleet will be enormous
+by the time we arrive at our unknown
+destination. We sailed two hundred and
+twelve miles the last twenty-four hours.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Two more transports have joined us.
+They came from Newfoundland. I hear
+that we now have forty-three ships in the
+fleet. We sail at ten cables' length apart,
+about one thousand yards.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are getting into more dangerous water
+evidently. Early this morning the Royal
+George steamed up from the end of the line
+and took up a position at the head of the
+fleet, but in line with the battleship Glory
+about three miles away on the port. The
+Laurentic took up a similar position on the
+starboard. Both these ships are armored
+and have guns mounted on them. They
+are being used as scouts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We all rushed up on deck to see a cruiser
+pass close to us this midday. It was a magnificent
+sight. She was either the H.M.S. Bristol
+or the H.M.S. Essex; her name was painted
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page020">[pg 020]</span><a name="Pg020" id="Pg020" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+The bluejackets were massed on the
+decks forward and as she went by the marines'
+band played <span class="tei tei-q">“The Maple Leaf Forever.”</span>
+We returned cheers with the sailors. It
+gives you a great thrill to see a British ship
+and to have the knowledge of what it represents.
+To be British is a great thing, and
+I'm proud to think that I'm going to fight
+for my country. When this war is over and
+men are talking round a table, it will be,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Where were you fighting during the war?”</span>
+not <span class="tei tei-q">“Did you fight during the war?”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I'm in a gun-cleaning squad every afternoon.
+To-day I cleaned the machine gun on
+which I'm second gunner. We treat our
+machine guns as if they were pets. No one
+will ever be able to say that my gun is dirty.
+It will probably be my best friend some day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The finding of the court-martial was read
+out to us on full parade this afternoon.
+First the <span class="tei tei-q">“Heavies”</span> were lined up on all
+sides of the deck, then the <span class="tei tei-q">“Mosquitos,”</span>
+as the Machine Gunners are called, lined up
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page021">[pg 021]</span><a name="Pg021" id="Pg021" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+inside; the prisoner between an escort was
+led up in the center. It was wonderfully
+impressive. I felt that I was to witness the
+condemning of a fellow soldier to a number
+of years of hard labor. Over the whole
+assembly there came a deathlike silence and
+the finding of the court was read to us by an
+officer, the sentence being thirty-six days!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The second steward told me that it took
+two hundred carpenters twelve hours to tear
+down the cabins and fix up horse fittings.
+First the authorities made arrangements to
+ship a thousand troops on this ship. We're
+crowded as we are now with only three
+hundred odd. I hate to think what it would
+have been like with a thousand.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Early this morning a large man-o'-war
+came up on the port at a speed that made
+everything else seem to stop. We have now
+battleships on all sides. This ship, although
+a long way off, looks tremendous. She is one
+of the latest super-dreadnaughts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I was on guard last night when one of the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page022">[pg 022]</span><a name="Pg022" id="Pg022" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+cruisers came alongside to <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">talk</span></span> to the
+captain about having lights showing in some
+of the ports. I enjoyed it immensely, for I
+discovered that the British Navy, true to
+tradition, was still able to maintain its high
+level of profanity. The ship is in pitch
+darkness and there is no moon. On deck it's
+almost impossible to walk it's so dark.
+Tonight is supposed to be the night on
+which the Germans are going to make a
+raid. I am going to sleep on deck so that
+I shall not miss anything. I'd hate to miss
+the chance of seeing a naval engagement.
+I can't see how the Germans can possibly
+let a chance go by. A nervy cruiser could
+sink any amount of ships. If the British
+Navy were up against us they would have
+had a cut in before now.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Slept on deck last night. Nothing happened
+except that early this morning a
+French cruiser joined us, and I got covered
+with smuts from the smokestack.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Admiral has received one hundred
+and twenty-six words of war news, but will
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page023">[pg 023]</span><a name="Pg023" id="Pg023" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+not let us have them. Probably they're
+disastrous. We break up to-night or to-morrow.
+It's scarcely likely that the whole
+fleet will be taken to one port at the same
+time.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+That super-dreadnaught passed down the
+columns to-day. She is of tremendous size
+and travels at high speed. She is probably
+the Queen Mary.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Expect to see land Wednesday.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Blowing a gale. All day the spendrift has
+been blowing over. The decks have been
+too wet for parades, thank God! All the way
+over we have had physical exercise, sometimes
+as much as four hours a day. We're
+all in fine physical condition.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day we were allowed to wash our
+clothes. I can see the advantage of khaki
+now. Even after working hard on my
+clothes, my underwear is still dark white.
+The rails were covered with underwear
+and socks when the storm started. Now
+every square inch below is used for drying
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page024">[pg 024]</span><a name="Pg024" id="Pg024" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+clothes. Even the electric lights are festooned.
+We have a final kit inspection
+to-morrow and then we pack for disembarkation.
+We are only about one hundred
+miles from the <span class="tei tei-q">“Bishop's Light.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It has been a very long voyage and we
+have been very cramped. All our equipment
+has to be carried in our cabins. Try sleeping
+six men with all their outfit in a cabin nine
+feet by six feet. The ship carpenter has a
+standing job to repair our cabin. We have
+rough-housed so much that his attention
+was continually necessary. The trip has
+been so long that we are now beginning to
+hate each other. I went down in the stoke-hole
+and the engine-room. Even amongst
+the whirling machines it was more peaceful
+than in our quarters. It seems months since
+I was in Montreal last.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Dear Old England in sight!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We're passing the Lizard now.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The kit has all been inspected and we hope
+to land to-morrow some time.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page025">[pg 025]</span><a name="Pg025" id="Pg025" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We're lying in the historic harbor of
+Plymouth; arrived here about two hours
+ago. We're surrounded by fast little torpedo-boat
+destroyers, which are chasing round us
+all the time like dogs loosened from a chain.
+The breakwater has searchlights mounted
+on each end and fixed lights are playing
+from the shore. As the lights occasionally
+flash up the ships in the bay, it is as bright
+as day. Nobody is allowed ashore, not even
+the officers. We may go on to Southampton,
+only we must get there before five at night.
+After that time nothing is allowed in.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sailed at daybreak on to Devonport.
+Most of the transports are now lying in pairs
+at anchor in the harbor. We're close to the
+shore. We can see naval <span class="tei tei-q">“jolly boats”</span> and
+pinnaces sailing back and forth. On one
+side are lying the H.M.S Powerful and
+another boat, both of which in their day
+were the pride of the Navy. The Powerful
+was the boat which made such a name for
+herself in the Boer War. Now both of these
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page026">[pg 026]</span><a name="Pg026" id="Pg026" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+vessels are training ships and obsolete so far
+as this war goes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All our haversacks have been boiled in
+coffee to stain them khaki.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One of the Navy steam launches came by
+and we asked them to get us newspapers.
+They came back with a bundle and we nearly
+had a riot trying to get at them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was only to-day that we heard of the
+fall of Antwerp, the atrocities of Belgium,
+and the treachery of Maritz in Cape Colony.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We shall be getting off in a few hours and
+this may be the last I shall write for some
+time. I have put in a great deal of time
+during the voyage writing and have done so
+under difficulties. Sometimes the cabin has
+been torn in pieces, and often arguments,
+carried on by leather-lunged opponents of
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Kultur,”</span> have made this work hard.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We hear that some paper published an
+account of the sinking of twenty of the ships.
+This rumor is false, and it's a beastly thing
+for the newspaper to do, but you must remember
+to discount all news a great deal.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page027">[pg 027]</span><a name="Pg027" id="Pg027" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Still on board and we shall probably be
+here for a few days more. My, it's galling
+to be so near to the land and yet to be cooped
+up in our crowded quarters. Crowded
+launches and steamers are sailing round the
+liners. All day long cheering crowds come
+out to see us. Last night another liner
+called Florizel, with the First Regiment
+Newfoundland troops, tied up to us. They
+were a fine-looking lot of men. We told them
+we had no tobacco; they threw dozens of tins
+of their tobacco and cigarettes over to us.
+We fought for them. I got the remains of
+one tin with most of the contents spilt.
+Still, as many of us haven't had a smoke for
+three days, we appreciated it. Several cruisers
+have come in to-day, and there seem
+to be dozens of submarines and torpedo
+boats cruising around all day. The reason
+we did not go to Southampton is that five
+German submarines were waiting for us.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The transports are unloading at the rate of
+five or six ships a day. It will probably be our
+turn on Sunday. The fleet looks splendid at
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page028">[pg 028]</span><a name="Pg028" id="Pg028" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+night now that we have most of the lights
+on. All night the steel riveters are at work on
+three battleships that are being built close by.
+Near us are several <span class="tei tei-q">“wooden walls.”</span> One
+is a ship of Nelson's, the Queen Adelaide.
+Every boat, tug, lighter and motor boat
+here is the property of the Admiralty.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are probably going to Salisbury Plain
+for two months. We are the first Expeditionary
+Force to land in England from the dominions
+or colonies, but others are on their
+way. The sailors from the training ships
+serenade us in boats with bands and play
+<span class="tei tei-q">“O Canada,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“The Maple Leaf Forever,”</span>
+and all day long on one ship or the other
+we hear <span class="tei tei-q">“It's a Long Way to Tipperary.”</span>
+Every one is singing it; without doubt it is
+<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">the</span></em> song of the war. To-day we got a bundle
+of papers. We read them right through to
+the advertisements. Cigarettes and matches
+are at a premium and food is running out on
+board. The strain of staying here is becoming
+too great. We're all disagreeable and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page029">[pg 029]</span><a name="Pg029" id="Pg029" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+insubordinate. The guard room is already
+full and will soon need enlarging.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On guard to prevent the men of the two
+ships (our own and the Florizel with the
+Newfoundlanders) coming over to visit each
+other. At ten o'clock at night I got the tip
+that a bunch of men were going to make a
+break for shore and I was asked to go. I
+had just come off sentry and was dressed
+for shore. We all met up forward, hailed a
+police boat, climbed down a rope ladder
+across two barges unloading shells and into
+the police launch. When I got in I found
+that I and one other fellow were the only
+privates; all the rest were sergeants and
+corporals, thirteen altogether, unlucky number.
+The police sergeants asked me if we
+had passes. I said, <span class="tei tei-q">“You bet,”</span> and we sailed
+away from the ship right under everybody's
+nose. We landed and then took a car to
+Plymouth and went on the Hoe, which has
+been in absolute darkness since the beginning
+of the war. Girls were very interested in us
+and took most of our collar badges and buttons
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page030">[pg 030]</span><a name="Pg030" id="Pg030" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+as souvenirs. One man asked me to
+give him a cigarette as a souvenir.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We met an English captain in a tobacconist's
+and he invited us up to the barracks.
+Two of us went. I was one. To get there
+we had to go on a street car. We had just
+sat down when up the stairs came my
+Lieutenant McCarthy. When he saw me he
+said, <span class="tei tei-q">“How the hell did you get here?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh,
+just swam across.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Well, if you get caught
+it'll be the guard room for you.”</span> I said,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Never mind, we'll have company.”</span> He
+is a pretty good sport. We went to the
+barracks, had a session with the captain, then
+went to the quay, picked up the rest of the
+men, and sneaked on board. I got to bed
+at three and had to get up this morning at
+six o'clock to go on guard.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sunday, very tired. On guard all day,
+two hours on, four off. It's very unfortunate
+having a Sunday guard, because in the ordinary
+way we have to attend church parade
+in the morning and after having listened
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page031">[pg 031]</span><a name="Pg031" id="Pg031" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+to a sermon and sung <span class="tei tei-q">“Onward, Christian
+Soldiers,”</span> or, <span class="tei tei-q">“Fight the good fight,”</span> we are
+free for the day, whereas guards stay on
+twenty-four hours.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The major noticed one of the sergeants
+coming on board this morning at six o'clock.
+The idiot missed us this morning and of
+course that dished us. The sergeants got in
+wrong. As I am only a private, and therefore
+ignorant and simple according to the
+military code, and, being with non-commissioned
+officers who are supposed to possess
+superior intelligence, I got away with it.
+The sergeants have had to do sentry on the
+same ladder we went down.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everybody is as disagreeable as possible.
+We are lying in midstream and can see the
+town. Can you imagine anything more
+galling than that?
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+While I was on guard the Vicar of Plymouth
+came aboard and held service. He said
+that the last time a Vicar of Plymouth
+preached to warriors was just before Drake
+sailed to meet the Armada.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page032">[pg 032]</span><a name="Pg032" id="Pg032" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Thank God! moving at last. We've
+moored up to the docks just opposite two
+magnificent dreadnaughts. Naval men are
+handling our cargo, our kit bags are packed
+and we are ready to disembark.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Near our ship's stern is a barge full of
+ventilators and spare parts of ships which are
+taken away when ships are cleared for action.
+Some of the rifle racks were marked Cornwall
+and I noticed a davit post with the name
+Highflyer, the boat that sank the Kaiser
+Wilhelm after she had been preying on the
+shipping off South Africa. When a ship is
+cleared for action, all inflammable fittings,
+such as wooden doors, ladders, racks, extra
+boats, and davits, etc., are discarded. If the
+order to <span class="tei tei-q">“clear the decks for action”</span> comes
+at sea, overboard go all these luxuries. It is
+calculated that the cost of <span class="tei tei-q">“clearing decks”</span>
+on a cruiser is five thousand dollars.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Some of our stuff was unloaded yesterday,
+and when the ship moved a guard was placed
+over it. When the corporal went down the
+gangplank with the relief, Pat and I walked
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page033">[pg 033]</span><a name="Pg033" id="Pg033" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+down behind as if we were part of the same,
+right by the officers. We had a devil of
+a job to get through the dock gates, a
+suspicious policeman and sentry on guard.
+We told the sergeant of the police a pitiful
+story, saying that we hadn't had anything to
+eat for three days, and finally he relented.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“All right, my lads, only don't <span class="tei tei-q">‘swing the
+lead’</span> in town.”</span> We got into Devonport and
+went to the biggest hotel. Before they had
+time to throw us out we ordered breakfast
+of real food. It was fine after the ship's
+grub. After sitting there ten minutes, the
+general commanding the district came in and
+sat behind us. He stared. Two privates
+in the same room as the general!! But all
+he said was, <span class="tei tei-q">“If you boys can fight as you
+eat, you'll make an impression.”</span> Then we
+visited some other places!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We went back to the docks and went over
+the super-dreadnaughts, Tiger and Benbow,
+the biggest war vessels in the world. The
+Tiger's speed on her trials was 37.5 knots an
+hour.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page034">[pg 034]</span><a name="Pg034" id="Pg034" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+After we had seen enough, we went back
+to the ship and tried to look as if we had been
+working with one of the fatigue parties on
+shore. It worked!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We marched off the ship midday and then
+I had to go on guard again all night. That
+was the first time we were allowed ashore to
+see the town, and I was on guard, so if I
+hadn't slipped ashore on the two occasions
+mentioned, I should not have seen it at all.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It rained all night, and when I was off
+guard I slept on the top of one of our armored
+trucks, under a tarpaulin. It's wonderful
+how we can sleep now anywhere, and we
+often have our clothes on for three days at a
+time. Many a time I sleep with all my
+equipment on. Get wet and dry it by keeping
+it on. We all have to do it. The idea
+of pajamas or baths as necessities seems
+funny. At one time I would sooner go without
+breakfast than miss a bath. Now I make
+sure of the breakfast.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are going to drive our cars through
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page035">[pg 035]</span><a name="Pg035" id="Pg035" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+England to Salisbury Plain. We started this
+morning and drove through Devonport.
+Cheering crowds everywhere. All our cars
+wear the streaming pennants: <span class="tei tei-q">“Canada With
+the Empire,”</span> which pleased the people a
+great deal.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As we rode through the streets people
+showered gifts upon us, such as cakes, chocolates,
+newspapers and apples, and everywhere
+made lusty demonstrations. The
+people of Taunton, as soon as they heard that
+the Canadians were coming, turned out the
+barracks and we were met by all the officers,
+who came in to talk to us. One second lieutenant,
+after studying me for some time,
+said, <span class="tei tei-q">“Isn't your name Keene?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Yes,”</span> I
+replied, <span class="tei tei-q">“but how do you know?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“I went
+to school with you fifteen years ago.”</span> His
+name was Carter; he was in the Second Dorsets.
+That night he got me out of barracks
+for a couple of hours, and we hashed over
+the schoolboy reminiscences. The people of
+Taunton were arranging a dance for us, but
+nobody was allowed to attend. The major
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page036">[pg 036]</span><a name="Pg036" id="Pg036" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+believes in putting us to bed early; his theory
+being that a man can't drive cars well after a
+party, and he couldn't keep the drivers in
+alone.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Ladies from Taunton, of the pleasing English
+type with beautiful complexions, handed
+round all sorts of rubbish, jam puffs, and
+other things which belong to the time before
+we joined the army.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Traveled all the morning. Everybody
+turned out to see us. The Brigadier-General
+wired ahead, and hastily prepared placards,
+still wet, were hanging from the windows,—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">God Bless the Canadians</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">Loyal Sons</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">of</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">The Empire</span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">The gathering of</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">the Lions' whelps</span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+and in one case the haste was so great that
+<span class="tei tei-q">“God Save the King”</span> was hung upside down.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everybody wants my badges and buttons,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page037">[pg 037]</span><a name="Pg037" id="Pg037" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+and some men in the unit have not one
+left. Hence I have requisitioned an order
+for a hundred to meet the demand.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All over the country you see <span class="tei tei-q">“Kitchener's
+Army”</span> drilling. In one case we passed about
+a hundred of them. When they saw us they
+broke ranks and shook us by the hands. The
+people of England are much impressed with
+our speed in coming over. Old men and
+women shouted, <span class="tei tei-q">“God bless you, Canadians!”</span>
+while tears trickled down their cheeks.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I read this notice in one little shop,—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+At noon every day the church bell will ring a
+few chimes and everybody is asked to stop whatever
+he is doing and offer this prayer, </span><span class="tei tei-q"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Oh, Lord,
+help our soldiers and sailors to defeat our enemies,
+and let us have Peace.</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+(Signed) The Vicar.
+</span></p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Recruiting notices ten feet by six feet with
+the sentence <span class="tei tei-q">“Your King and Country Need
+You”</span> are to be seen everywhere in shops, on
+barns, trees, and even church doors.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Motorists and cyclists are warned to pull
+up whenever requested or the results may be
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page038">[pg 038]</span><a name="Pg038" id="Pg038" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+serious. Most of the motors have O.H.M.S.
+plates above the number plate.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We billeted in a village school; all slept in
+our blankets on the floor. Left the school
+and cleaned up before the kids came for their
+lessons next day.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Salisbury Plain. Arrived to-day. This
+part is called Bustard and takes its name from
+the small Bustard Inn, Headquarters of General
+Alderson, General Officer Commanding.
+Troops are here in thousands and we are
+no novelty. The roads are torn up. Mud
+is two feet deep in places. All through the
+day and night motor lorries, artillery and
+cavalry are traveling over the ground. Aeroplanes
+are circling overhead and heavy artillery
+are firing. We see the shells bursting
+on the ranges every day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Always raining. Everything is wet, and
+I am sleeping in a rotten tent which leaks.
+Still, we are all so fit that what would kill an
+ordinary man doesn't worry us much.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We all get three days' leave and are trying
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page039">[pg 039]</span><a name="Pg039" id="Pg039" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+by every means possible to wangle another
+day or two. Many men have to see dentists,
+and lots of men have grandparents in Scotland
+who display signs of dying suddenly.
+If the excuse is good enough, we get four
+days and sometimes five. I have a sweetheart
+in Scotland, but if that is played out
+I have to work something else.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Wonderful sight from where I am now.
+Miles of tents, motors and horse lines on this
+desolate moorland. No houses; only camps
+and a few trees which have been planted as
+wind screens. The soil is very poor, too poor
+for farming. It is government property and
+it is only used for troops. We are ten miles
+from a railroad. We are so isolated that we
+might be in Africa, except that it's so cold.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The papers are starting an agitation to
+get the Canadians to march through London,
+and are asking why they should be
+smuggled in and then shut up on Salisbury
+Plain. They want to see us, <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">and we want
+to see London</span></span>!!
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page040">[pg 040]</span><a name="Pg040" id="Pg040" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our ambulance car has been used every
+day since we came here, taking wounded
+from one hospital to another. The rest of
+our cars have been used to carry German
+prisoners.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One of the spies caught on the ships is
+said to have been shot. Several were arrested;
+two were caught in Devonport while
+we were there, one in a Canadian officer's
+uniform.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Am spending seventy-two hours' leave in
+London. Got leave through this telegram
+which is from <span class="tei tei-q">“the girl I'm engaged to”</span>:
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+Disappointed. Met train. Please do come.
+Leaving for Belgium soon. Love.
+</span></p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-variant: small-caps">Edythe.</span></span>
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+She is a Red Cross nurse. This is a new
+one and it worked. McCarthy sent it to me.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+London is very dismal. No electric signs,
+and the tops of all the street lamps are painted
+black so that the lights don't show from
+above. However, we managed to have a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page041">[pg 041]</span><a name="Pg041" id="Pg041" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+good time, in spite of it all. The Germans
+say that the Canadians are being held in
+England to repel the invasion.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The facilities for bathing are not very
+extensive. I rode into Salisbury, a distance
+of seventeen miles, yesterday, on top of some
+packing-cases in a covered transport wagon,
+for a bath, the first since I was last on leave.
+We get a Turkish bath in town for thirty
+cents. After that we had a large juicy steak
+and then started our seventeen-mile trip back
+through the pouring rain. Every other mile
+we got down and helped the driver swear
+and push the car out of the mud, vast quantities
+of which abound on the Salisbury
+roads, believe me!!
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is Sunday afternoon. Most of the men
+in camp are asleep or reading. Outside it
+is raining. It seems to be always raining,
+and occasionally we have such a thick fog
+that even a trip to get water is exciting
+before you can get back to your own lines.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page042">[pg 042]</span><a name="Pg042" id="Pg042" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Owing to our camp having become a swamp
+we have had to move our quarters to drier
+ground. Moving the tents is not a big job,
+but rebuilding the cook-house is! I figure
+that when I leave the army I shall have a
+few more professions to choose from. For
+example, I'm a pretty hefty trench digger;
+then as a scavenger I am pretty good at
+picking up tin cans and pieces of paper; also
+I'm an expert in building things such as
+shelters from any old pieces of timber that
+we can steal; then as a cook I can now make
+that wonderful tea that I wrote you about,
+besides many other things which we didn't
+realize that we had to do when we enlisted.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day the paper says <span class="tei tei-q">“Fair and Warmer.”</span>
+We could do with some of that. Years ago,
+before I joined the army and lost my identity,
+I rather liked occasionally getting wet
+in the refreshing rain; but now the trouble
+is that we are always wet and have nowhere
+to dry our things, except by sleeping on
+them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our major has an original scheme of training
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page043">[pg 043]</span><a name="Pg043" id="Pg043" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+men in the ranks to qualify for commissions,
+sort of having half a dozen embryo
+officers ready. I have been picked as one and
+have to study in all my spare time. It means
+a great deal more work, but it's very interesting
+and the sort of thing I would like to
+do. We start to-day.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We began our instruction on the machine
+gun to the officers and the men who are
+up here for a special course; I have a boozy
+lieutenant, who doesn't care a hang, and a
+bright non-com. Some of the officers we
+brought over make good mascots.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It was fine to-day. We were even able to
+open up the tent flap to dry the place a bit.
+To-day the major congratulated me on the
+Christmas card I designed for the unit.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our classes of instruction to the <span class="tei tei-q">“alien”</span>
+officers finish to-morrow. Both the men I
+was instructing passed.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The adjutant is very anxious to put us
+through our officers' training course quickly.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page044">[pg 044]</span><a name="Pg044" id="Pg044" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are now recognized as the specialist corps
+in the machine-gun work with the Canadian
+Division, and he is anxious that we shall be
+ready to take commissions when casualties
+occur. Every battalion of infantry has a
+machine-gun section attached, and we have
+the job of training the officers and sergeants
+of these sections.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Owing to the bombardment of the east
+coast, several of our battalions are under
+orders to move at a moment's notice. It is
+thought that the bombardment was simply
+a ruse to draw the British fleet away from
+around Heligoland.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The newspaper boys in Salisbury, when
+you refuse to buy an <span class="tei tei-q">“Hextra,”</span> shout
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Montreal Star”</span> and <span class="tei tei-q">“Calgary Eyeopener,”</span>
+and all the shopgirls and barmaids in Salisbury
+say, <span class="tei tei-q">“Some kid,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Believe muh,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh,
+Boy!”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I had been granted Christmas leave at the
+last minute, and as it was awkward to telegraph
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page045">[pg 045]</span><a name="Pg045" id="Pg045" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+to Northwich, I arrived after a long
+journey, lasting sixteen hours, ten minutes
+ahead of the letter I'd sent saying I was
+coming. My arrival soon spread over the
+town. A Canadian—this was a rather
+unique thing for Northwich, a little Cheshire
+town. Out of a population of about eighteen
+thousand, two thousand men have joined the
+colors. The men in uniform from the works
+are all receiving half pay. The other men
+who are staying are working twelve hours a
+day and give up part of their pay so that the
+jobs of the soldiers will be open when they
+come back. Thirty-five Belgian refugees
+are being kept here. Money to keep them
+for twelve months has been subscribed. One
+huge house has been taken over as a hospital
+with twenty-three nurses, all volunteers from
+Northwich. Everybody has done or is doing
+something in the great struggle. The young
+ladies in this neighborhood have no use for a
+man who is not in khaki, and with customary
+north of England frankness tell them so.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I expect that you know that the Government
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page046">[pg 046]</span><a name="Pg046" id="Pg046" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+has sent around forms to every house
+asking the men who are going to volunteer
+to sign, and men long past the military age
+have signed the papers, <span class="tei tei-q">“too old for the war
+service, but willing to serve either at home or
+abroad voluntary for the period of the war.”</span>
+Others have offered to do work to allow
+young men to go, to keep their jobs for them.
+This shows the spirit that permeates England.
+There is only one end and that <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">must</span></span>
+be the crushing of the Germans. I don't
+believe people have any idea of the number
+of men who are at present under arms,
+and still the posters everywhere say that we
+must have more men.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I wonder if you know that the Germans
+are shooting British prisoners who are found
+with what they consider insulting post-cards
+of the Kaiser, and even references to His All
+Highest in letters are dangerous. As we are
+nearing the time when we shall go across I
+thought I would mention it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We expect to leave England somewhere
+around January 15th. We have been living in
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page047">[pg 047]</span><a name="Pg047" id="Pg047" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+the mud so long that we are getting quite
+web-footed.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This is a war Christmas. People are too
+excited and anxious to celebrate it. I wonder
+what sort of a Christmas the next one will be!
+What a terrible Christmas the Germans must
+have had in Germany. They admit over one
+million casualties. Fancy a million in less
+than five months. During the Napoleonic
+wars, which extended over twenty years, six
+million died, and yet one side in this war
+already admits one million.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Canadian ordnance stores have been
+given instructions that all equipments down
+to the last button must be ready by the 15th
+of January. That date seems to be the
+favorite one. I believe it is the commencement
+of big things; a move will then be made
+to embark large numbers of troops across to
+France.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All our telegraphic addresses were taken
+when we came away on leave in case it were
+decided to send units over before our term
+of leave expired.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page048">[pg 048]</span><a name="Pg048" id="Pg048" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A German aviator flew over Dover yesterday
+and made a fierce and terrible bomb
+attack on a cabbage patch. Terrible casualty
+in cabbages. Berlin must have designs on a
+bumper crop of sauerkraut.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Back in camp. It was hard to come down
+to it. Our blankets and clothes left in the
+tent were mildewed, clammy, and partly
+submerged. Our feet are wet and we are
+again soldiers, dirty and cold.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Traveled down in the train with thirty-six
+men of the Canadian contingent who had
+formed an escort for fifty-six undesirables
+who have been shipped back to Canada.
+It seems strange when men are needed so
+badly to ship them back because they are a
+bit unruly or get drunk too often. They will
+all come back with future contingents. Six
+of them made a dash for it at Liverpool.
+Three of them got away altogether.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It snowed yesterday. Last night the camp
+looked beautiful; the tents lit up through the
+snow in the moonlight made a pretty picture,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page049">[pg 049]</span><a name="Pg049" id="Pg049" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+a suitable subject for a magazine cover, but
+mighty uncomfortable to camp in.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In a gale last night many tents were blown
+down. We spent all day putting them up
+again. The cook house, a substantial frame
+building, has also blown down again.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When I got back I found a Christmas
+hamper, a bunch of holly and a small box of
+maple sugar and packet of cigarettes from
+the Duchess of Connaught with her Christmas
+card. All parcels for the troops came
+in duty free. Our postal system is very
+efficient. We get our letters as regularly as
+we would in a town.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+People send us so many cigarettes that
+we sometimes have too many. I wish we
+could get more tobacco and fewer cigarettes.
+If you remember during the Boer War the
+authorities tried to break the <span class="tei tei-q">“Tommy”</span> of
+his <span class="tei tei-q">“fags”</span> by giving him more tobacco.
+Now they really seem to encourage cigarette
+smoking, although it really doesn't matter;
+the same things which are harmful in towns
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page050">[pg 050]</span><a name="Pg050" id="Pg050" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+don't have the same bad effects when we
+are living in the open.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All leave is up by the 10th of January for
+everybody, officers and men.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Princess Patricia Canadian Light
+Infantry have gone to the front to the envy
+of everybody. It is a splendid battalion
+with fine officers. They have been lying
+next to our lines and we have made many
+friends with the <span class="tei tei-q">“Pats.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Cerebro-spinal meningitis has broken out,
+and in spite of all efforts to check it, seems
+to be gaining ground. Several officers have
+died with it, and I believe that four battalions
+are quarantined. We have to use chloride of
+lime on the tent floors and around the lines.
+My friend Pat calls it <span class="tei tei-q">“Spike McGuiness.”</span>
+The worst of a disease like this is that a
+patient never recovers. Even a cure means
+partial paralysis for life. I believe that
+Salisbury Plain is known for it, and I hear
+that all the ground that troops are now
+occupying is to be ploughed up when we
+leave. As far as that goes we have ploughed
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page051">[pg 051]</span><a name="Pg051" id="Pg051" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+it up a bit already, but a systematic ploughing
+will make it more regular. The subsoil
+is only four inches, then you come to chalky
+clay. The tent-pegs when they are taken
+from the ground are covered with chalk.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I think that the Canadian Contingent has
+had a pretty raw deal. We're not even included
+in the six army divisions which are
+going to France by the end of March. Wish
+I had joined the <span class="tei tei-q">“Princess Pats,”</span> who are
+already there. We want to fight.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We're having a beastly time as compared
+with the Belgian refugees and the German
+prisoners in England. We're beginning to
+wonder if we are ever going to the front.
+There is now some talk of billeting us in
+Bristol. We've been under arms nearly
+five months and should be good fighting
+material by now. With a similar number of
+men the Germans would have done something
+by this time.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All the last week the selected few of us have
+been working separately on a course of work
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page052">[pg 052]</span><a name="Pg052" id="Pg052" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+to qualify us for commissions. We have had
+to study hard every spare minute when not
+drilling each other.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Several dogs have attached themselves to
+us; sometimes they find themselves on a
+piece of string, the other end being in a man's
+hand. One of these, a big bull terrier, sleeps
+in the canteen. The beer is quite safe with
+him there, but two nights ago the canteen
+tent, after a great struggle, tore itself off the
+tent-poles and went fifteen feet up in the air
+like a balloon, then collapsed. The dog, I
+regret to say, did not stay at his post, so a
+quantity of beer will have to be marked down
+as lost. This same bull has a pal, a white bull
+terrier, who came out with the officers' class
+the other morning. We had not been drilling
+more than fifteen minutes when he came back
+with a large rabbit. We stewed it at night.
+It certainly was good.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One of the mechanics has forged an Iron
+Cross which has been presented to the dog in
+recognition of his services.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I doubt if I shall ever be able to sit up to a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page053">[pg 053]</span><a name="Pg053" id="Pg053" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+table again regularly. I would much sooner
+sleep on the floor, and I have found, when on
+leave, that I preferred sitting on a hearthrug
+to a chair. Even while writing this I am
+lying on my blankets. My pipe is burnt
+down on one side from lighting it from my
+candle.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day being Sunday and as there were
+only two of us left in the tent, the others
+being on leave, we gave it a thorough spring
+cleaning. It needed it! By some oversight
+the sun came out to-day, so that helped.
+We also washed up all our canteens and
+pannikins with disinfectant.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The infantry are bayonet-fighting and
+practicing charges every day. If you want
+a thrill, see them coming over the top at you
+with a yell; the bayonets catch the light and
+flash in a decidedly menacing fashion. They
+practice on dummies, and are so enthusiastic
+that they need new dummies almost every
+lesson.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Every man, on becoming a soldier, becomes
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page054">[pg 054]</span><a name="Pg054" id="Pg054" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+a man with a number and an identification
+disk. My number is 45555 and my <span class="tei tei-q">“cold
+meat ticket,”</span> a tag made of red fiber, is
+hanging round my neck on a piece of string.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We're packing up and expect to go away
+next week. Of course, it may be another
+bluff, but somehow I think we really are going
+now, as we have been fitted out with a <span class="tei tei-q">“field
+service-dressing,”</span> a packet containing two
+bandages and safety pins, which we have to
+sew into the right-hand bottom corner of our
+tunics. We have also been given our active
+service pay book, a little account book in
+which we have our pay entered. We don't
+get paid much in the field. We carry this
+book instead.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It seems always cold and wet. We are
+very hardened. We look tough and feel that
+way. I haven't had a bath for a month.
+Since I have been soldiering I have done
+every dirty job that there is in the army, and
+there are many. Often when a job seemed
+to be too dirty and too heavy for anybody
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page055">[pg 055]</span><a name="Pg055" id="Pg055" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+else, they looked around for Keene and
+Pat.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“On guard.”</span> Writing this in the guard
+tent, when we are not actually on sentry.
+We keep all our equipment on, as we are
+liable to be called out at any minute. We
+sleep with our belts and revolvers in place.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A quarter guard is three men and a noncom.
+The men do two hours on and four off.
+When it comes to a man's turn he has to be
+on his beat no matter what the weather is
+like during the day or night. The cold is
+pretty bad and occasionally it snows. Some
+units have sentry boxes, but we haven't.
+We use a bell tent. I was called this morning
+at five o'clock to do my sentry from five to
+seven. The small oil stove which serves to
+heat the guard tents had evidently been
+smoking for an hour, and over everything
+was a thick film of lamp-black. Everybody
+thought it a great joke until they looked at
+themselves in the mirror and caught sight of
+their own equipment. We must come off
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page056">[pg 056]</span><a name="Pg056" id="Pg056" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+guard as clean as we go on. I got out
+quickly and left them swearing and cleaning
+up.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+From five to seven is the most interesting
+relief. I had first to wake the cooks at five
+o'clock and then I watched the gradual
+waking up of the camp. At six o'clock I
+had to wake the orderly sergeants and then
+far away in the distance the first bugle
+sounded reveille, then it was taken up all
+around and gradually the camps all over the
+Plains woke up. Men came out of the tents,
+the calls for the <span class="tei tei-q">“fall in”</span> sounded, and the
+rolls were called and the usual business of
+the day commenced. The change from the
+deadness of the night with its absolute stillness
+all takes place in a very short time. To
+a person with any imagination it seems rather
+wonderful. You must remember that we
+can see for miles, and in every direction there
+are hundreds of tents. Each battalion is
+separate, and they have great spaces between
+them; still wherever you look you can see
+tents.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page057">[pg 057]</span><a name="Pg057" id="Pg057" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I wonder if I told you that aeroplanes are
+all the time flying over our camp. With
+characteristic British frankness they always
+have two huge Union Jacks painted on the
+undersides of the wings. We have become
+so used to them that we scarcely trouble to
+look up unless they are doing stunts.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The frost makes a fine grip for the cars;
+when the ground freezes over we can take
+the cars anywhere, but unfortunately it
+thaws again too quickly. As we are a motor
+battery we are of course a mile from the road,
+and sometimes it takes an hour and a half to
+get on to it.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is a howling night, wind and rain galore.
+I'm wondering how long the tent will last.
+I have been out three times already to look
+at the tent pegs. How often it has been so
+since we first came on to these plains. If
+you are living in tents you notice the changes
+in weather more than under ordinary circumstances,
+and every rain-storm has meant
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page058">[pg 058]</span><a name="Pg058" id="Pg058" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+wet feet for us. But now we have been given
+new black boots, magnificent things, huge,
+heavy <span class="tei tei-q">“ammunition boots,”</span> and the wonderful
+thing is they don't let water in. They are
+very big and look like punts, but it's dry
+feet now. I can tell you I am as pleased with
+them as if some one had given me a present
+of cold cash. At first they felt something like
+the Dutch sabots. They seemed absolutely
+unbendable and so we soaked them with
+castor-oil. Once they become moulded to
+the feet they are fine. Of course they are
+not pretty, but they keep the wet out.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have had new tunics issued to us of
+the regular English pattern, much more comfortable
+than our other original ones, and
+then instead of the hard cap we now have
+a soft one, something like a big golf cap with
+the flap on to pull down over the ears. These
+are much more comfortable. They have one
+great advantage over the old kind—we can
+sleep in them. We can now lie down in our
+complete outfits even to our hats. Once I
+considered it a hardship to sleep in my
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page059">[pg 059]</span><a name="Pg059" id="Pg059" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+clothes. Now to go to bed we don't undress;
+we put on clothes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I managed to get a pass to Salisbury on
+Saturday and went to the local vaudeville
+show. In the row in front of me were several
+young officers of the British Army, and it was
+striking what a clean-cut lot they were.
+England is certainly giving of her best.
+They were not very much different from any
+others, but at the same time they are the type
+of Englishmen who have done things in the
+past and will do things again. They are all
+Kitchener's Army. Thousands of men who
+have never been in the army before threw
+up everything to go in the ranks. You see
+side by side professors, laborers, lawyers,
+doctors, stevedores, carters, all classes, rich
+and poor, a great democratic army, drilling
+to fight so that this may be a decent world
+to live in.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At present it is almost impossible to use
+each man in his own profession as they do in
+Germany, but sometimes the non-commissioned
+officers work it out in this way.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page060">[pg 060]</span><a name="Pg060" id="Pg060" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sergeant to squad of recruits:—
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Henybody 'ere know anythink abart
+cars?”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Yes; I do. I own a Rolls Royce.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Olright; fall out and clean the major's
+motor bike.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One patriotic mother who had a son who
+was a butcher did her best to get him to join
+the Royal Army Medical Corps, because he
+was proficient at cutting up meat and would
+feel quite at home assisting at amputations.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Now that we are approaching the time for
+our departure to France we are hearing that
+favorite farewell to all men going to the front,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Good-bye, I'll look every day for your name
+in the casualty list.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The <span class="tei tei-q">“Princess Pats”</span> have already been in
+action. They had a hard fight and many of
+them have been put out of business. We
+envied them when they went away and still
+do, although it only seems yesterday that we
+were lying together here and now a number of
+them are lying <span class="tei tei-q">“somewhere in France.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page061">[pg 061]</span><a name="Pg061" id="Pg061" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The jam-making firm of Tickler was
+awarded a huge contract for the supply of
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Tommy's”</span> daily four ounces of jam; either
+plum and apple were the cheapest combination
+or else the crop of these two fruits must
+have been enormous, because every single
+tin of jam that went to the training camps,
+France, Dardanelles, or Mesopotamia, was
+of this mixture.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We became so tired of it that we used the
+unopened tins to make borders of flower-beds,
+or we used them to make stepping-stones
+across puddles. Eventually the world's
+supply of plums and apples having been used
+up, the manufacturers were forced to use
+strawberries.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the army all food is handled by the
+Army Service Corps, and as soon as they
+found real jam coming through they took
+it for their own and still forwarded on to us
+their reserve <span class="tei tei-q">“plum and apple.”</span> The news
+got around amongst the fighting units:
+result—the Army Service Corps is now
+known as the <span class="tei tei-q">“Strawberry Jam Pinchers.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page062">[pg 062]</span><a name="Pg062" id="Pg062" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Reviewed by King George V, and it was
+indeed a very impressive sight. Although
+there were only twenty thousand troops,
+they seemed endless. During the time that
+the King was on the parade ground in company
+with Lord Kitchener, two aeroplanes
+kept guard in the sky. Our K. of K. is a big,
+fine man who looks the part. An inspection
+by the King is always a sure sign of a unit's
+impending departure. He traveled down on
+the new railway which had just been built
+by the defaulters of the Canadian Contingent.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At the last minute I managed to get weekend
+leave and went to London. No Canadians
+there! I caught sight of a military
+picket, sergeant and twelve men, looking for
+stray ones, though. Another picket held me
+up and made me button my greatcoat. I
+did! It isn't clever to argue with pickets at
+any time!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The train was three hours late. Troops'
+trains were occupying the lines. From Bulford
+we walked home in a hail-storm. Got in
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page063">[pg 063]</span><a name="Pg063" id="Pg063" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+about five o'clock just as the reveille was
+blowing in the other lines. They were just
+leaving for the front, and had made great
+fires where they were burning up rubbish
+and stuff they couldn't take with them.
+Tons of it! Chairs, mattresses, and tables.
+When we move, everything except equipment
+has to be discarded. We can't do anything
+with extras. We have to cut our own stuff
+down to the very smallest dimensions. I
+walked through the lines afterward of other
+battalions who had left, and I saw fold-up
+bedsteads, uniforms, equipment, books, buckets,
+washing-bowls, cartridges and stoves
+of every conceivable kind and shape; hundreds,
+from the single <span class="tei tei-q">“Beatrice”</span> to the
+big tiled heaters. Some tents were half
+full of blankets thrown in, others with
+harness. All the government stuff is collected,
+but private stuff is burnt.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the army you soon realize that you have
+to make yourself comfortable your own way.
+I don't hesitate to take anything. If I have
+on a pair of puttees which are a bit worn and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page064">[pg 064]</span><a name="Pg064" id="Pg064" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+I find a new pair,—well, I just calmly yet
+cautiously annex them and discard the old
+ones. We found a barrel of beer had been
+left by one of the other units, so we carefully
+carried the prize to our lines and then tapped
+it. Zowie! It was a beer barrel all right,
+only it was filled with linseed oil.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Thank the Lord!! Under a roof, sitting on
+a real chair; tablecloth, plates; and I'm dry.
+We have come to Wilton (of carpet fame)
+and I'm in a billet. I have a real bed to
+sleep in. Last night I lay on the floor of a
+mildewed tent; couldn't sleep on account of
+the cold. To-night I sleep between sheets,
+and the wonderful thing is that I'm not on
+leave.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We drove our cars down here, each of us
+hoping that we would never again see Bustard
+Camp, Salisbury Plain, as long as we
+lived; it had been our home for five months.
+Yesterday we felt like mutiny; to-day every
+one is smiling. As soon as we were <span class="tei tei-q">“told off”</span>
+Pat and I went to our billet, a nice clean little
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page065">[pg 065]</span><a name="Pg065" id="Pg065" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+house close to the center of the town. The
+owner is a baker. I felt kind of uncomfortable
+with my boots and clothes plastered up with
+mud, but the good lady said, <span class="tei tei-q">“Don't 'e mind,
+come in, bless you; I've 'ad soldiers afore.
+The last one 'e said as 'ow he couldn't sleep
+it were so quiet 'ere.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I had a wash (this is Friday night), the
+first since Wednesday morning. The idea
+of having as much water as you want, without
+having to go a half mile over a swamp,
+pleased me so much that I used about six
+basinsful in the scullery.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When the lady of the house asked us <em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">what</span></em>
+we would <em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">like</span></em> to eat, we both fainted. I'm
+afraid we're going to get spoiled here.
+Couldn't sleep at first. Cold sheets and
+having all my clothes off—too great a
+strain! Had breakfast and then drove our
+cars to the canal, where we scrubbed and
+washed them down inside and out.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This afternoon I've been into every shop
+I could find, chiefly to talk to people who are
+not soldiers. Even went into the church to
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page066">[pg 066]</span><a name="Pg066" id="Pg066" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+look around and listened to the parrotlike
+description of the place by the sexton.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everybody is happy, and although it has
+rained ever since we have been here, we
+haven't noticed it yet. I may say there
+are four or five kids, and the whole house
+could be packed into our front room. Still,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“gimme a billet any time.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I have just received the news that I have
+been given a Second Lieutenancy in the
+Motor Machine Gun Service, Royal Field
+Artillery, and I go into camp at Bisley at
+once. I am very glad that before being an
+officer I have been a private, because I now
+have the latter's point of view. I am going
+to try hard to be a good officer; promotion
+always means more work and responsibility,—so
+here goes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I have been very busy lately training my
+new section, and we are now part of the 12th
+Battery, Motor Machine Guns, 17th Division
+British Expeditionary Force, leaving to-day
+for the <span class="tei tei-q">“Great Adventure.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page067">[pg 067]</span><a name="Pg067" id="Pg067" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Somewhere in France. At last we are here.
+We landed at a place the name of which
+I am not allowed to mention, and were
+then taken by a guide to a <span class="tei tei-q">“Rest Camp”</span>
+about two miles from the docks. If they
+had called it a garbage dump I shouldn't
+have been surprised. You would be very
+much surprised with the France of to-day.
+Everybody speaks English; smart khaki
+soldiers in thousands everywhere.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Already I have seen men who have been
+gassed and the hospitals here are full of
+wounded. Our troops are arriving all day and
+night and marching away. English money is
+taken here, but French is more satisfactory as
+you are likely to get done on the change. The
+officers have a mess here just as in England.
+Actually we are farther away from the firing
+line than we were in camp at Bisley; but we
+leave to-day on our machines going direct to
+it. There was a transport torpedoed just
+outside; they managed to beach her just
+in time. The upper decks and masts are
+sticking up above water.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page068">[pg 068]</span><a name="Pg068" id="Pg068" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Since I last wrote anything in this diary
+we have ridden over one hundred and ten
+miles by road towards the firing line. All
+day yesterday it poured. The country was
+beautiful, ripening corn everywhere, the
+villages are full of old half-timbered houses,
+the roads are all national roads built for
+war purposes by Napoleon, and run straight;
+on either side are tall, poplar shade trees, so
+that the roads run through endless avenues.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At night we stayed in a quaint village inn.
+The men all slept in a loft over their machines.
+Our soaked clothes were put in the kitchen
+to dry, but owing to the number of them,
+they just warmed up by the morning. One
+officer has to follow in the rear of every unit
+to pick up the stragglers. I had to bring
+up the rear of the column to-day—result: I
+didn't get in until early in the morning,
+only to find the other subalterns <span class="tei tei-q">“sawing
+wood.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Yesterday was the French National Day.
+We were cheered as we rode along, and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page069">[pg 069]</span><a name="Pg069" id="Pg069" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+women and children smothered us with
+flowers. In the morning a funeral of two
+small children passed us. Our battery commander
+called the battery to attention and
+officers saluted. The priest was two days
+overdue with his shave—soldiers notice
+things like that, you know.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day we continued our ride; the weather
+was much better—dried our clothes by
+wearing them. Strange to run through
+Normandy villages and suddenly come across
+British Tommies—many of them speaking
+French. A Royal Navy car has just passed
+us; our navy seems omnipresent. I saw an
+old woman reading a letter by the side of an
+old farmhouse to some old people, evidently
+from a soldier, probably their son. It reminded
+me a great deal of one of Millet's
+pictures. Every one thinks of the war here
+and nothing but the war; it's not <span class="tei tei-q">“Business
+as Usual.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We stay here one night and move away
+to-morrow. We can hear the guns faintly.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page070">[pg 070]</span><a name="Pg070" id="Pg070" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The three section officers, myself and two
+others, are sleeping in a hut together. It is
+one of these new collapsible kind, very convenient.
+We are now all in bed. Outside
+the only sound we can hear is the sentries
+challenging and the mosquitoes singing.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All males are soldiers in France, even the
+old men. They look very fine in their blue
+uniforms, but I have a prejudice for our
+khaki Tommies. We get good food as we
+travel, but pay war prices for it. Cherries
+are now in season; we don't pay for them,
+however.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Rode another sixty miles to-day. A car
+smashed into the curb, cannoned off and
+ran over me, busting my machine up. The
+front wheel went over my leg. My revolver
+and leather holster saved me from a fracture,
+but I got badly bruised up. I was very
+scared that I should not be able to go
+<span class="tei tei-q">“up”</span> with the Battery. It would be almost
+a disgrace to go back broken up by a car
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page071">[pg 071]</span><a name="Pg071" id="Pg071" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+without even getting a whack at the Boche.
+Had to ride later on another machine twenty-five
+miles through the night without lights,
+in a blinding rain.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everything interesting. Should like to
+have a camera with me. I had to post mine
+back. So many things are done in the British
+Army by putting a man on his honor. They
+just ask you to do things. They don't order
+you to do it. It was that way with me;
+they merely <span class="tei tei-q">“asked”</span> me to post my camera
+back.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Great powerful cars rush by here all day
+and all night, regardless of speed limits.
+Every hour or so you see a convoy of twenty
+or thirty motor lorries in line bringing up
+ammunition or supplies, or coming back
+empty. Every point bristles with sentries
+who demand passes. If you are not able to
+answer satisfactorily, they just shoot. The
+French soldiers have magnificent uniforms;
+the predominating color is a sort of cobalt
+blue. To see sentries, French and British
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page072">[pg 072]</span><a name="Pg072" id="Pg072" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+together, they make quite a nice color
+scheme.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Officers censor all letters. I censor sometimes
+fifty letters a day. One man put
+in a letter to-day, <span class="tei tei-q">“I can't write anything
+endearing in this, as my section officer will
+read it.”</span> Another, <span class="tei tei-q">“I enclose ten shillings.
+Very likely you will not receive this, as my
+officer has to censor this letter.”</span> Of course
+we don't have time to read all the letters
+through. We look for names of places and
+numbers of divisions, brigades, etc., but I
+couldn't help noticing that one of my men,
+whom I have long suspected of being a Don
+Juan, had by one mail written exactly the
+same letter to five different girls in England,
+altering only the addresses and the affectionate
+beginnings.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The village in which I am now was visited
+last September by twelve German officers
+who came through in motor cars; the villagers
+cried, <span class="tei tei-q">“Vivent les Anglais,”</span> for not having
+seen an English soldier they took it for
+granted that the <span class="tei tei-q">“Tommy”</span> had come.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page073">[pg 073]</span><a name="Pg073" id="Pg073" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everybody goes armed to the teeth. I
+have my belt, a regular Christmas tree for
+hanging things on, with revolver and cartridges
+on even while I'm writing this. We
+carry a lot, but we soon get used to it.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The corn is being cut now. Through the
+window opposite I can see it standing in
+newly-stacked sheaves. These places are
+the favorite sketching grounds of artists in
+normal times, and I often wonder if they
+ever will be again.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We return salutes with all the French and
+Belgian officers. It is difficult sometimes to
+distinguish them. I got fooled by a Belgian
+postman, and then went to work and cut a
+French general.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The nearer we get to the firing line the finer
+the type of soldier. They are the magnificent
+Britishers of Kitchener's First Army. It
+makes you proud to see them marching by,
+dirty and wet with sweat. I watched two
+battalions come through; they had marched
+twenty miles through the sun with new issue
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page074">[pg 074]</span><a name="Pg074" id="Pg074" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+boots; a few of them had fallen out, and other
+men and officers were carrying their equipment
+and rifles; many of the officers carried
+two rifles.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I am now well within sound of the guns.
+A German Taube was shelled as it came over
+our firing line yesterday. One man was lying
+on his back asleep with his hat over his eyes,
+when a piece of shrapnel from one of the
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Archies”</span> hit him in the stomach—result:
+one blasphemous, indignant casualty. From
+the road I can see one of the observation
+balloons, a queer sausage-shaped airship.
+We may be moved up into the thick of it
+at any time now.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I have been over into Belgium to-day:
+crossed the frontier on my motor bike; the
+roads are terrible, all this beastly <span class="tei tei-q">“pavé”</span>
+cobblestones; awful stuff to ride over on a
+motor cycle. Shell holes on both sides of
+the road, and I saw three graves in the
+corner of a hop garden. All along the
+road there were dozens and dozens of old
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page075">[pg 075]</span><a name="Pg075" id="Pg075" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+London motor buses, taking men to the
+trenches. They still have the advertisements
+on them and are driven by the bus-drivers
+themselves. Three hundred came over with
+their own machines. They are now soldiers.
+The observation balloon I mentioned yesterday
+was shelled down to-day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I am writing this in an old Flemish farmhouse,
+and the room I'm sitting in has a
+carved rafter ceiling, red brick floor and
+nasty purple cabbage wallpaper. All the men
+of the house with the exception of the old
+man are at the war; one son has already
+died. The Germans have been through here.
+They tied the mayor of the town to a tree
+and shot him. The trenches have been filled
+in, all the wreckage cleared, and they have a
+new mayor.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is not yet 7 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">a.m.</span></span> I am an orderly officer
+and have to take the men out for a run at six.
+I came back and bought a London <span class="tei tei-q">“Daily
+Mail”</span> of yesterday from a country-woman.
+We are at least three miles from the town,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page076">[pg 076]</span><a name="Pg076" id="Pg076" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+but they are enterprising enough to bring
+papers to us at this time in the morning.
+A <span class="tei tei-q">“Daily Mail”</span> costs four cents.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Since I last wrote I have been up to the
+front line. Everything is different from what
+you imagine. The German trenches are
+easily distinguished through glasses; their
+sand-bags are multi-colored. Shrapnel was
+bursting over ruins of an old town in their
+lines. When you look through a periscope
+at the wilderness, it is difficult to imagine
+that thousands of soldiers on both sides have
+burrowed themselves into the earth. The
+evidence of their alertness is shown by their
+snipers, who are always busy whenever the
+target is up.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A battery of eight-inch howitzers was
+opening fire. Our battery commander, hearing
+this, sent us up. The guns, big fellows,
+were well concealed. They were painted in
+protective colors and covered with screens of
+branches to prevent aerial observation. In
+the grounds all over the place were dug-outs,
+deep rabbit burrows, ten or twelve feet down,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page077">[pg 077]</span><a name="Pg077" id="Pg077" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+into which everybody went immediately.
+The Germans started their <span class="tei tei-q">“hate.”</span> The
+firing is done by hand cord; other big guns
+are fired electrically. An enormous flash,
+an ear-splitting crash, a great sheet of flame
+from the muzzle, and two hundred pounds of
+steel is sent tearing through the air to the
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Kultur”</span> exponents. The whole gun lifts off
+the ground and runs back on its oil-compression
+springs. These guns are moved by
+their own caterpillar tractors which are kept
+somewhere close by. In three quarters of an
+hour they can get them started on the road.
+The ground for these emplacements was the
+orchard of a chateau. While we were there
+a whistle blew three times, an order shouted;
+immediately the guns were covered up and
+the men took cover. The enemy had sent
+an aeroplane to locate them. If they could
+once find them, hundreds of shells would
+rain on this spot in a few minutes. At a few
+yards' distance I couldn't see the guns
+myself. The <span class="tei tei-q">“Hows”</span> were firing at a house
+in the German lines which had been giving
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page078">[pg 078]</span><a name="Pg078" id="Pg078" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+trouble. In three rounds they got it and
+then started in to <span class="tei tei-q">“dust”</span> the neighborhood.
+Of course, the firing is indirect. The officers
+and men who are with the guns don't see the
+effects. Apparently they fire straight away
+in the air. The observation is done by the
+forward observing officer in the fire trenches
+who corrects them by 'phone.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+After the appointed number of rounds had
+been fired, we adjourned to the chateau, a
+fine house, marble mantelpiece, plaster ceilings,
+gilt mirror panels, etc. It has still a
+few pieces of furniture left, no carpets, most
+of the windows are smashed; shells have
+visited it, but chiefly in splinters. I saw one
+picture on the wall with a hole drilled in by
+a shrapnel bullet which had gone clean
+through as though it had been drilled. It
+hadn't smashed the glass otherwise. From a
+window of the room, which the officers use
+as a mess, a neat row of graves is to be seen.
+Outside there are great shell holes, most
+of them big enough to bury a horse. Suddenly
+a shriek and a deafening explosion
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page079">[pg 079]</span><a name="Pg079" id="Pg079" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+occurred in the garden. <span class="tei tei-q">“Sixty-pound shrapnel!
+Evening hate,”</span> said an artillery sub.
+We left! We had been sent up to see the
+guns fire and not to be fired at.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To go home we had to pass a village completely
+deserted, a village that was once
+prosperous, where people lived and traded
+and only wanted to be left alone. Now grass
+is growing in the streets. Shops have their
+merchandise strewn and rotting in all directions.
+On one fragment of a wall a family
+portrait was still hanging, and a woman's
+undergarments. A grand piano, and a perambulator
+tied in a knot were trying to
+get down through a coal chute. To wander
+through a village like this one that has been
+smashed up, and with the knowledge that
+the smashing up may be continued any time,
+is thrilling. Churches are always hateful to
+the Germans. They shell them all; bits of
+the organs are wrapped around the tombstones,
+and coffins, bones and skulls are
+churned up into a great stew. In some of the
+villages a few of the inhabitants had stayed
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page080">[pg 080]</span><a name="Pg080" id="Pg080" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+and traded with the soldiers. They lived in
+cellars usually and suffered terribly. British
+military police direct the traffic when there
+is any, and are stationed at crossroads with
+regular beats like a city policeman.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+While traveling to another part of the
+line we had an opportunity of seeing the
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Archies”</span> (anti-aircraft guns) working.
+They were mounted on lorries and fire quite
+good-sized shells. They fired about fifty
+shots at one Taube, but didn't register a
+bull. Later in the evening from a trench we
+had the satisfaction of seeing another aeroplane
+set on fire, burn, and drop into the
+German lines like a shot partridge. Aeroplanes
+are as common as birds. Yesterday
+a <span class="tei tei-q">“Pfeil”</span> (arrow) biplane came right over
+our lines and was chased off by our own
+machines. The enemy's aeroplanes have
+their iron cross painted on the underside of
+their wings and are more hawkish-looking
+than ours. They are more often used for
+reconnoitering and taking photographs than
+for dropping bombs.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page081">[pg 081]</span><a name="Pg081" id="Pg081" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are being moved up closer to the firing
+line. I have been made billeting officer.
+I went to headquarters; a staff colonel
+showed me a subdivision on a map. <span class="tei tei-q">“Go
+there and select a place for your unit.”</span> The
+place was a wretched village of about six
+houses, all of which are more or less
+smashed about, windows repaired with
+sacking and pieces of wood. All of the
+inhabitants have moved except those who
+are too poor. Every square inch is utilized.
+I managed to get a cow-shed for the officers.
+It looks comfortable. On the door I could
+just decipher, written in chalk, by some previous
+billeting officer,—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">2 Staff Officers</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">6 Officers</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">2 Horses</span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Billeting chalk marks are on almost all the
+shops and houses up from the coast to the
+front.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The field which we are expecting to put
+the men into belonged to a miller who lived
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page082">[pg 082]</span><a name="Pg082" id="Pg082" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+in a different area. We went to see him. He
+couldn't speak English or French, so I tried
+him with German. While we were talking,
+I noticed some non-coms watching us very
+intently and was not surprised to find one
+following us back down the road. When he
+saw our car he came up and apologized for
+having taken us for spies. They are looking
+for two Germans in our lines wearing British
+uniforms, who have given several gun
+positions away. Two days ago the enemy
+shelled the road systematically on both sides
+for half a mile when an ammunition column
+was due. It was quite dark before we left;
+the sky was continually lit up by the star
+shells, very pretty white rockets, which light
+up No Man's Land. The enemy has a very
+good kind which remains alight for several
+minutes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our days of comfortable billets are over,
+I am afraid. Unless you are working hard,
+it is miserable here,—wrecked towns, bad
+roads, shell holes, smells, dirt, soldiers,
+horses, trenches. The inhabitants are a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page083">[pg 083]</span><a name="Pg083" id="Pg083" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+poor, wretched lot. Many of them are
+thieves and spies. We are right in Belgium,
+where flies and smells are as varied
+as in the Orient.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Wherever we travel by day or night we are
+constantly challenged by sentries and have
+to produce our passes. We stopped in one
+darkened shell-riddled town and knocked up
+an <span class="tei tei-foreign"><span style="font-style: italic">estaminet</span></span>; we got a much finer meal than
+you can get at many places farther back.
+We talked to the woman who kept it and
+asked her if she slept in the cellar. <span class="tei tei-q">“Oh, no!
+I sleep upstairs, they never bombard except
+at three in the morning or nine at night.
+Then I go into the cellar.”</span> This woman was
+a very pleasant, intelligent person, most
+probably a spy. Intelligent people generally
+leave the danger zone.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Marching through the sloughed-up mud,
+through shell holes filled with putrid water,
+amongst most depressing conditions, I saw
+a working party returning to their billets.
+They were wet through and wrapped up with
+scarves, wool helmets, and gloves. Over
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page084">[pg 084]</span><a name="Pg084" id="Pg084" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+their clothes was a veneer of plastered mud.
+They marched along at a slow swing and in
+a mournful way sang—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Left—Left—Left</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">We—are—the tough Guys!</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Apparently there are no more words to this
+song because after a pause of a few beats
+they commenced again—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Left—Left—Left—</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+They looked exactly what they said they
+were.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Windmills, of which there are a good
+many, are only allowed to work under observation.
+It was found that they were
+often giving the enemy information, using
+the position of the sails to spell out codes in
+the same way as in semaphore; clock-hands
+on church towers are also used in the same
+way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I saw a pathetic sight to-day. A stretcher
+came by with a man painfully wounded; he
+was inclined to whimper; one of the stretcher-bearers
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page085">[pg 085]</span><a name="Pg085" id="Pg085" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+said quietly to him, <span class="tei tei-q">“Be British.”</span>
+He immediately straightened himself out
+and asked for a <span class="tei tei-q">“fag.”</span> He died that night.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We had a terrific bombardment last night;
+the ground shook all night and the sky
+was lit up for miles. The Boches used
+liquid fire on some new troops and we lost
+ground.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I found this piece of poetry on the wall of
+a smashed-up chateau, and I have copied it
+exactly as I found it. The writing was on a
+darkened wall, and while I copied it my guide
+held a torchlight up to it. The place passes
+as <span class="tei tei-q">“Dead Cow Farm”</span> on all official maps.
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">I've traveled many journeys in my one score years and ten,</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">And oft enjoyed the company of jovial fellow men,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">But of all the happy journeys none can compare to me</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">With the Red-Cross special night express from the trenches to the sea.</span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">It's Bailleul, Boulogne, Blighty, that's the burden of the song,</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">Oh, speed the train along.</span></div>
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page086">[pg 086]</span><a name="Pg086" id="Pg086" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">If you've only half a stomach and you haven't got a knee,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">You'll choke your groans and try to shout the chorus after me.</span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">Bailleul, Boulogne, and Blighty, dear old Blighty </span><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">cross the sea.</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Now some of us are mighty bad and some are wounded slight,</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">And some will see their threescore years and some won't last the night,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">But the Red Cross train takes up the strain all in a minor key</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">And sings Boulogne and Blighty as she rumbles to the sea.</span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Oh, it's better than the trenches and it's better than the rain,</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">It's better than the mud and stink; we're going home again,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">Though most of us have left some of us on the wrong side of the sea.</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">We are a lot of blooming cripples, but—downhearted? No, siree.</span></div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">There's a holy speed about this train for each of us can see</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">That we will cross the shining channel that lies 'twixt her and me</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">To the one and only Blighty, our Blighty, 'cross the sea,'</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">Where the blooming Huns can never come, 'twixt her and home and
+me.</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page087">[pg 087]</span><a name="Pg087" id="Pg087" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Blighty”</span> is the wound which sends a
+man home to England; it's a war word which
+came originally from the Indians, but now
+universally adopted in the new trench language.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I was walking along a trench when a man,
+who was sitting on a firestep looking up into
+a little trench mirror (which is used by putting
+the end of the bayonet between the
+glass and the frame), just crumpled up, shot
+through the heart. He didn't say a word.
+The trench had thinned out and the bullet
+had come through, nearly four feet down
+from the top of the parapet.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Bad shell fire this afternoon. Saw shells
+churning things up seventy-five yards away;
+many passed overhead; had a ride on my
+motor cycle with the other officers to reconnoiter
+the roads leading down to the part of
+the trenches we have taken over; road was
+shelled as we came along. Two <span class="tei tei-q">“coal boxes”</span>
+hit the road and smashed up a cottage in
+front of us; we picked up pieces of the shell
+too hot to hold.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page088">[pg 088]</span><a name="Pg088" id="Pg088" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our billet now is another large farm, with
+the pump in the center of the manure heap
+as usual; our machines are parked all round
+a field close to the hedges to make a smaller
+target and also to prevent aerial observation.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I went through a town this morning which
+has been on everybody's lips for months—I
+have never seen such devastation in my
+life; it baffles description. The San Francisco
+earthquake was a joke to this. Thousands
+and thousands of shells have pummeled
+and smashed until very little remains besides
+wreckage. Most of the shelling has been
+done to deliberately destroy the objects of
+architectural value.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+My quarters are in a loft amongst rags, old
+agricultural implements, sacks, and the accumulation
+of years of dirt; flies wake me
+up at daylight.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This morning I went for a drink in the
+<span class="tei tei-foreign"><span style="font-style: italic">estaminet</span></span> I have mentioned already. Two
+shells have been through the sides of the
+house since we were last there, but they both
+came through at the usual scheduled time.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page089">[pg 089]</span><a name="Pg089" id="Pg089" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This poor country is pockmarked with
+shell craters like a great country with a skin
+disease. Trees have been splintered worse
+than any storm could do. Nothing has been
+spared. The mineral rights of this territory
+should be very valuable some day. When
+we have all finished salting the earth with
+nickel, lead, steel, copper, and aluminum,
+old-metal dealers will probably set up offices
+in No Man's Land.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Belgium will have to be rebuilt entirely,
+or left as it is, a monument to <span class="tei tei-q">“Kultur.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+My section has been ordered up to a divisional
+area on the south of the salient. In
+accordance with instructions I went up to
+Ypres this morning to find a place to park
+the machines.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Contrary to the popular belief, we do not
+fight our guns from the motor cycles themselves.
+We use our machines to get about
+on, and the guns are taken up as near as
+possible to the position we are to occupy,
+which is usually behind Brigade Headquarters.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page090">[pg 090]</span><a name="Pg090" id="Pg090" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+Brigadiers have a great aversion to any
+kind of motor vehicle being driven past their
+headquarters, owing to the movement and
+noise, which they believe attracts attention to
+themselves, and as a rule the sentries posted
+outside will see that no machines go by. We
+get up as far as we can, because after we part
+from our machines, everything must be carried
+up through the trenches by hand.
+</p>
+
+<a name="illus-motor" id="illus-motor" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/motor.png" width="700" height="455" alt="Illustration" title="Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun</div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I arrived at the town early and reported
+to the major who is in charge of the town and
+of the troops quartered there. He was living
+in the prison, a substantial brick and
+stone building, which has been smashed about
+a bit, but which is still a fairly good structure.
+The major is a fine, gruff old gentleman
+who was a master of fox hounds in the
+North of England. He came over with a
+detachment of cavalry. He is past the age
+limit, and it was decided that although he was
+a fine soldier, perhaps his age would be a
+deterrent and his job ought to be something
+lighter, so they gave him one of the fiercest
+jobs in the world—O. C. Ypres!
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page091">[pg 091]</span><a name="Pg091" id="Pg091" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I was sent in, and when he heard my errand
+he said, <span class="tei tei-q">“You want to park your machines
+in Ypres? Why don't you take them
+up in the German front lines? You'll be safer
+there than here. Listen to the shelling now.”</span>
+I knew this, but I was doing just exactly
+what I was told. He continued: <span class="tei tei-q">“I have now
+thousands of troops here and my daily casualties
+are enormous, so naturally I don't want
+any more men. The best plan for you will be
+to go down the Lille road and pick a house
+below <span class="tei tei-q">‘Shrapnel Corner.’</span> ”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I went on through the town, under the
+Lille gate, across the tram lines, past the
+famous cross-roads known as <span class="tei tei-q">“Shrapnel
+Corner”</span> and chummed up with some artillery
+officers. They told me that I could
+have any of the houses I wanted. I picked
+a couple which looked to me to be more complete
+than the rest and chalked them up.
+This whole place was alive with batteries.
+While I was there I heard a shout and suddenly
+a hidden battery of guns, sunk behind
+the road with the muzzles almost resting on
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page092">[pg 092]</span><a name="Pg092" id="Pg092" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+it, started firing across in the direction of the
+part of Belgium occupied by Fritz. I had
+passed within two feet of these guns and yet
+had not seen them, they were so well <span class="tei tei-q">“camouflaged.”</span>
+On my way back I saw the <span class="tei tei-q">“Big
+Berthas”</span> bursting in the town, and I was
+surprised that so little damage had been
+actually done to the Lille gate itself. Shells
+had visited everywhere in the neighborhood,
+but had not smashed this old structure.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I went home, collected my men together,
+and told them the importance of the work
+we were to undertake. I have found it always
+a good thing to make the men think the
+job that they are doing is of great importance.
+Better results are obtained that way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We went to an <span class="tei tei-q">“engineer dump”</span> on the
+way up just after the enemy had landed a
+shell on a wagon loading building material,
+and wounded were being carried off and the
+mangled horses had been dragged on one
+side. As the wounded came by I called my
+section to attention, the compliment due to
+wounded men paid by units drawn up.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page093">[pg 093]</span><a name="Pg093" id="Pg093" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We drew our sandbags in the usual way
+by requisitioning for five thousand and getting
+one thousand. Always ask for more
+than you expect to get.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+As we came into Ypres, a military policeman
+on duty told me it was unhealthy to go
+the usual way through the Market Square,
+because the shelling was bad in that part of
+the town, so I spread the machines out and
+started on down a side street. We were getting
+on finely and I was congratulating myself
+on getting through, when two houses,
+hit from the back, collapsed across the
+street in front of my machine. Without
+any ceremony I turned my machine back
+along the street which we had come and
+went through the Market Square down the
+Lille road, under the gate, being followed by
+my section. About four hundred yards down
+I stopped; holding my solo motor cycle between
+my legs, standing up, I looked back.
+I counted my machines as they came up. If
+it hadn't been so scary, it really would
+have been funny, to see these machines
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page094">[pg 094]</span><a name="Pg094" id="Pg094" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+coming down the road through shell holes
+and over piles of bricks, as fast as the
+drivers could make them go. The men were
+hanging on for dear life and the machines
+rocked from side to side, but they were all
+there.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Down the road we went to the houses;
+there we parked the machines and unpacked.
+A guard was placed over them and the rest
+of us marched down to the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+An officer has to buy all his own equipment
+and is allowed two hundred and fifty
+dollars by the Government towards the cost.
+An officer carries a revolver, but all junior
+officers as soon as possible acquire a rifle.
+The men of a <span class="tei tei-q">“salvage company”</span> were
+collecting all the rifles, bayonets, and parts
+of equipment near where I was to-day
+and I managed to get a Lee-Enfield (British
+rifle) in good shape. I felt that I would
+like to have a rifle and bayonet handy.
+I found a good-looking bayonet sticking in
+the side of a sandbag wall. It looked lonely.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page095">[pg 095]</span><a name="Pg095" id="Pg095" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+The scabbard I am using was resting in a
+loft of a deserted brewery. I am now complete
+with rifle, bayonet, and scabbard.
+</p>
+
+<a name="illus-wipers" id="illus-wipers" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/wipers.png" width="550" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="&quot;Wipers&quot;" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">"Wipers"</div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sometimes you see a man smashed about
+in a terrible way, such a mess that you think
+he is a goner; he may recover. Another man
+may have just a small wound and will die.
+A bullet hitting a man in the head will smash
+it as effectually as a sledge-hammer. Once
+a man leaves your unit, wounded, you don't
+see him again. You get a fresh draft.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+No one thinks of peace here. Germany
+must be put in a similar state to Belgium
+first.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We never travel anywhere without our
+smoke helmets; they come right over our
+heads and are tucked into our shirts; they
+have two glass eye-pieces. When we have
+them on we look like the old Spanish gentleman
+who ran the <span class="tei tei-q">“Star Chamber.”</span>
+Helmets must always be ready to put on
+instantly. Gas is a matter of seconds in
+coming over. The helmets are better than
+respirators, but have to be constantly inspected.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page096">[pg 096]</span><a name="Pg096" id="Pg096" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+A small hole, or if one is allowed to
+dry, means a casualty.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Storm brewing. Flies bad, driven in by
+the wind. Nature goes on just the same. I
+suppose that this farm would be just as fly-ridden
+in an ordinary summer. During the
+bombarding yesterday I noticed swallows
+flying about quite unconcerned. Corn,
+mostly self-planted, grows right up to the
+trenches. Cabbages grow wild. Communicating
+trenches run right through fields of
+crops; flowers grow in profusion between the
+lines, big red poppies and field daisies, and
+there are often hundreds of little frogs in the
+bottom of the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A trip to No Man's Land is an excursion
+which you never forget. It varies in width
+and horrors. My impression was similar to
+what I should feel being on Broadway without
+any clothes—a naked feeling. Forty-seven
+and one half inches of earth are necessary
+to stop a bullet, and it's nice to have that
+amount of dirt between you and the enemy's
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page097">[pg 097]</span><a name="Pg097" id="Pg097" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+bullets. The dead lie out in between the lines
+or hang up on the wire; they don't look
+pretty after they have been out some time.
+It's a pleasant job to have to get their identification
+disks, and we have to search the
+bodies of the enemy dead for papers and
+even buttons so that we can know what unit
+is in front of us. Flowers grow in between,
+butterflies play together, and birds nest
+in the wire. When the grass becomes too
+high it has to be cut, because otherwise it
+would prevent good observation. In some
+places grass doesn't have a chance to even
+take root, let alone grow. The shells take
+care of that.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I managed to get a translation of a diary
+kept by a German soldier who fell on the
+field. Below is an exact translation and gives
+the point of view of a man in the trenches on
+the other side of the line. He was writing
+his diary at the same time I was writing mine,
+and we were both fighting around the salient
+at Ypres, Hooge being on the point of the
+salient farthest east. This part, which was
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page098">[pg 098]</span><a name="Pg098" id="Pg098" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+once a place of beauty which people came
+long distances to see, is now like a great
+muddy Saragossa Sea which at the height of
+its fury has suddenly become frozen with
+the tortured limbs of trees and men, and
+wreckage and reeking smells, until it can
+again lash itself in wild fury into whirlpools.
+It is in all respects Purgatory, but of greater
+horror than Dante ever dreamt of.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Diary of F---- P---- of the 6th Company,
+3d Battalion, 132d Regiment. Killed at
+Hooge on August 9th, 1915.</span></span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On May 10, we were told to prepare for the
+journey to the front. Each man received his
+service ammunition and two days' rations, and
+we then started with heavy packs on our backs
+and our water-bottles full of coffee. After a long
+march we reached our reserve position, where we
+were put into rest billets for two days in wooden
+huts hidden in a wood. We could hear from here
+the noise of the shells coming through the air.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On May 13, we moved into the trenches, in the
+night. We were a whole hour moving along a
+communication trench one and one-half metres
+deep, right up to the front line some fifty metres
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page099">[pg 099]</span><a name="Pg099" id="Pg099" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+from the enemy. This was to be our post. We
+had hardly got in before the bullets came flying
+over our heads. Look out for the English! They
+know how to shoot! I need hardly say we did
+not wait to return the compliment. We answered
+each one of their greetings and always with success,
+inasmuch as we stood to our loopholes for
+twenty-four hours with two-hour reliefs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At length early on the 15th, at four o'clock,
+came our first attack. After a preliminary smoking-out
+with gas, our artillery got to work, and
+about ten o'clock we climbed out of the trenches
+and advanced fifty metres in the hail of bullets.
+Here I got my first shot through the coat. Three
+comrades were killed at the outset of the assault,
+and some twenty slightly or severely wounded,
+but we had obtained our object. The trench was
+ours, although the English twice attempted to
+turn us out of it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The fight went on till eleven o'clock that evening.
+We were then relieved by the 10th Company,
+and made our way back along the communication
+trenches to our old positions. Here
+we remained until the third day, standing by at
+night and passing two days without sleep. We
+were hardly able to get our meals. From every
+side firing was going on, and shots came plugging
+two metres deep into the ground. This was my
+baptism of fire. It cannot be described as it
+really is—something like an earthquake, when
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page100">[pg 100]</span><a name="Pg100" id="Pg100" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+the big shells come at one and make holes in the
+ground large enough to hold forty or fifty men
+comfortably. How easy and comfortable seemed
+our road back to the huts.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We remained in the huts for three days, resting
+before we went up again to <span class="tei tei-q">“Hell Fire,”</span> as
+they call the first line trenches in front of Ypres.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Then suddenly in the middle of the night an
+alarm. Our neighbors had allowed themselves
+to be driven out of our hard-won position, and
+the 6th Company, with the 8th and 5th, had to
+make good the lost ground. A hasty march
+through the communication trenches up to the
+front, the night lit up far and wide with searchlights
+and flares and ourselves in a long chain
+lying on our bellies. Towards two in the morning
+the Englishmen came on, 1500 men strong.
+The battle may be imagined. About 200 returned
+to the line they started from. Over 1300 dead
+and wounded lay on the ground. Six machine
+guns and a quantity of rifles and equipment were
+taken back by us, the 132d Regiment, and the
+old position was once more in our possession.
+What our neighbors lost the 132d regained.
+There was free beer that evening and a concert!
+At 11 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">p.m.</span></span> once more we withdrew to the rear,
+our 2d, 4th and 10th Companies relieving us.
+We slept a whole day and night like the dead.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On June 15th, we again went back to rest billets,
+but towards midday we were once more sent
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page101">[pg 101]</span><a name="Pg101" id="Pg101" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+up to the front line to reinforce our right wing,
+which was attacked by French and English.
+Just as we got to our trenches we were greeted
+by a heavy shell fire, the shells falling in front of
+our parapets, making the sandbags totter. Seeing
+this, I sprang to the spot and held the whole
+thing together till the others hurried up to my
+assistance. Just as I was about to let go, I must
+have got my head too high above the parapet, as
+I got shot in the scalp. In the excitement I did
+not at once realize that I was wounded, until
+Gubbert said—<span class="tei tei-q">“Hullo, Musch! Why, you're
+bleeding!”</span> The stretcher-bearer tied me up,
+and I had to go back to the dressing-station to
+be examined. Happily it was nothing more than
+a mere scalp wound, and I was only obliged to
+remain on the sick-list four days, having the place
+attended to.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+June 24th. All quiet in the West, except for
+sniping. The weather is such that no offensive
+can take place. The English will never have a
+better excuse for inactivity than this—<span class="tei tei-q">“It is
+raining.”</span> Thank God for that! Less dust to
+swallow to-day! Odd that here in Belgium we
+are delighted with the rain, while in Germany
+they are watching it with anxiety.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day we shall probably be relieved. Then
+we go to Menin to rest. Ten days without coming
+under fire. It is Paradise!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sunday, June 27th. At nine o'clock clean up.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page102">[pg 102]</span><a name="Pg102" id="Pg102" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+At eleven roll-call. At three o'clock went to the
+Cinema—very fine pictures. In the afternoon
+all the men danced till seven, but we had to take
+each other for partners—no girls.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 2d. 11 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">p.m.</span></span> Alarm. Three persons have
+been arrested who refused to make sandbags.
+They were pulled out of bed and carried off.
+Eight o'clock marched to drill. This lasts till 11.
+Then 1 to 4 rest. Six, physical drill and games.
+I went to the Cinema in the evening.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 6th. Inspection till eleven. Three hours
+standing in the sun—enough to drive me silly.
+Twenty-three men fell out. Three horses also
+affected by the heat. Eleven to one Parade
+march—in the sun. Thirty-six more men reported
+sick. I was very nearly one of them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 9th. Preparation for departure. From
+seven to ten pack up kits. Eleven, roll-call.
+One-thirty, march to light railway. At seven
+reached firing trench. The English are firing
+intermittently over our heads; otherwise, all is
+quiet. We are now on the celebrated, much-bewritten-about
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Hill 60.”</span> Night passes without
+incident.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 12th. At three in the morning the enemy
+makes a gas attack. We put on respirators.
+Rifle in hand we leap from the trenches and assault.
+In front of Hill 60 the enemy breaks, and
+we come into possession of a trench. Rapid digging.
+Counter-attack repulsed. At nine o'clock
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page103">[pg 103]</span><a name="Pg103" id="Pg103" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+all is quiet, only the artillery still popping. This
+evening we are to be relieved. The 132d Regiment
+is much beloved by the English! In a dugout
+we found two labels. One of them had the
+following writing on it: <span class="tei tei-q">“God strafe the 132d
+Regiment (not <span class="tei tei-q">‘God strafe England’</span> this time).
+Sergeant Scott (?) Remington, Sewster Wall (?).”</span>
+On the other was, <span class="tei tei-q">“I wish the Devil would take
+you, you pigs.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At 7.20 Hill 60 is bombarded by artillery, and
+shakes thirty to fifty metres, as if from an earthquake.
+Two English companies blown into the
+air—a terrible picture. Dug-outs, arms, equipment—all
+blown to bits.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 17th. Marched to new quarters. We
+have got a new captain. He wants to see the
+company, so at 8 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">a.m.</span></span> drill in pouring rain. Four
+times we have to lie on our belly, and get wet
+through and through. All the men grumbling
+and cursing. At eleven we are dismissed. I, with
+a bad cold and a headache. I wish this soldiering
+were all over.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 19th. At seven sharp we marched off to
+our position. Heavy bombardment. At nine
+we were buried by a shell. I know no more. At
+eleven I found myself lying in the Field Hospital.
+I have pains inside me over my lungs; and headache,
+and burning in the joints.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 20th. The M.O. has had a look at me.
+He says my stomach and left lung are suffering
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page104">[pg 104]</span><a name="Pg104" id="Pg104" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+from the pressure which was put on them. The
+principal remedy is rest.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 21st. Thirty-nine degrees of fever (temp.
+100° Fahr.). Stay in bed and sleep, and oh! how
+tired I am!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 22d. I slept all day. Had milk and white
+bread to eat.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 26th. Returned to duty with three days'
+exemption, i.e., we do not have any outdoor
+work.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 28th and 29th. Still on exemption.
+Nothing to do but sleep and think of home and
+of my dear wife and daughter. But dreaming
+does not bring peace any sooner. How I would
+love an hour or two back home.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+July 31st. In rest. Baths going. Duke of
+Württemberg passed through our camp.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+August 1st. Up to the trenches. Shrapnel
+flying like flies. A heavy bombardment; bombardment
+of Hooge. Second Battalion, 132d
+Regiment, sent up to reinforce 126th Regiment,
+which has already lost half its men.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+August 4th. Heavy artillery fire the whole
+night. The English are concentrating 50,000
+Indians on our front to attack Hooge and Hill
+60. Just let them come, we shall stand firm.
+At three marched off to the front. Watch beginning
+again. Five o'clock marched off to the
+Witches' Cauldron, Hooge. A terrible night
+again. H.E. and shrapnel without number. Oh,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page105">[pg 105]</span><a name="Pg105" id="Pg105" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+thrice-cursed Hooge! In one hour eleven killed
+and twenty-three wounded and the fire unceasing.
+It is enough to drive one mad, and we have
+to spend three days and three nights more. It
+is worse than an earthquake, and any one who has
+not experienced it can have no idea what it is
+like. The English fired a mine, a hole fifteen
+metres deep and fifty to sixty broad, and this
+<span class="tei tei-q">“cauldron”</span> has to be occupied at night. At
+present it isn't too badly shelled. At every shot
+the dug-outs sway to and fro like a weather-cock.
+This life we have to stick to for months. One
+needs nerves of steel and iron. Now I must crawl
+into our hole, as trunks and branches of trees fly
+in our trench like spray.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+August 6th. To-night moved to the crater
+again, half running and half crawling. At seven
+a sudden burst of fire from the whole of the artillery.
+From about eleven yesterday fires as if
+possessed. This morning at four we fall back.
+We find the 126th have no communication with
+the rear, as the communication trenches have
+been completely blown in. The smoke and thirst
+are enough to drive one mad. Our cooker doesn't
+come up. The 126th gives us bread and coffee
+from the little they have. If only it would stop!
+We get direct hits one after another and lie in a
+sort of dead end, cut off from all communication.
+If only it were night. What a feeling to be thinking
+every second when I shall get it! ---- has
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page106">[pg 106]</span><a name="Pg106" id="Pg106" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+just fallen, the third man in our platoon. Since
+eight the fire has been unceasing; the earth
+shakes and we with it. Will God ever bring us
+out of this fire? I have said the Lord's Prayer
+and am resigned.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day I saw the <span class="tei tei-q">“Mound of Death”</span> at
+Saint-Eloi; it has been mined a number of
+times, and thousands of shells have beaten it
+into a disorderly heap of earth; the trenches
+are twenty-five yards apart; all the grass and
+vegetation has been blown away and never
+has had time to grow up again.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It's all arranged for you, if there's a bit
+of shell or a bullet with your name on it
+you'll get it, so you've nothing to worry
+about. You are a soldier—then be one.
+This is the philosophy of the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<a name="illus-whats-the-use" id="illus-whats-the-use" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/whats-the-use.png" width="553" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="What's The Use?" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">What's The Use?</div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+War is a great ager. Young men grow old
+quickly here. It can be seen in their faces;
+they have lost all the irresponsibility of
+youth. I have met many men who have been
+here since Mons; they all look weary and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page107">[pg 107]</span><a name="Pg107" id="Pg107" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+worn out by the strain. Now new troops
+are coming forward and it is hoped that they
+will be able to send some back for a rest.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Several days ago the adjutant of the
+Tenth Battalion Sherwood Foresters came
+to me with this message which was sent
+through our lines:—
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Arrest Officer Royal Engineers with orderly.
+Former, six feet, black moustache, web equipment,
+revolver. Latter, short, carries rifle, canvas
+bandolier. Please warn transports and all
+concerned.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everybody kept a good lookout for these
+spies. One sentry surprised a real R.E.
+officer named Perkins who was working out
+a drainage scheme. Seeming to answer the
+above description, he stalked him,—<span class="tei tei-q">“Come
+'ere, you ---- ----, you're the ---- I've been
+looking for.”</span> The officer, nonplussed, commenced
+to stutter. <span class="tei tei-q">“Sergeant, I've got 'im
+and he can't speak a word of English.”</span>
+The sergeant collected him in and guarded
+him until another engineer officer, known to
+the guard, came along. As soon as Perkins
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page108">[pg 108]</span><a name="Pg108" id="Pg108" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+saw him, he said, <span class="tei tei-q">“F-r-r-ed, t-t-tell this
+d-d-damn fool wh-ho I am.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Who the
+hell are you calling Fred? I don't know
+him; hold him, sergeant, he's a desperate
+one.”</span> Scarcely able to contain his joy, Fred
+went back to the Engineers' Camp to tell
+the great news and Perkins spent three hours
+in the sandbag dugout listening to a description
+of what the sergeant and his guard
+would do to him if they only had their
+way.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The real spies, who did a great deal of
+damage, were finally rounded up and shot in
+a listening post trying to regain their own
+lines.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Enemy snipers give us a great deal of
+trouble. It is very difficult to locate them.
+One of our men tried out an original scheme.
+He put an empty biscuit tin on the parapet.
+Immediately the sniper put a bullet
+through it. Now thought the Genius, <span class="tei tei-q">“If
+I look through the two holes it will give me
+my direction,”</span>—so getting up on the firestep
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page109">[pg 109]</span><a name="Pg109" id="Pg109" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+he looked through, only to roll over
+with the top of his head smashed off by a
+bullet. The sniper was shooting his initials
+on the tin.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are all used to dead bodies or pieces
+of men, so much so that we are not troubled
+by the sight of them. There was a right
+hand sticking out of the trench in the position
+of a man trying to shake hands with
+you, and as the men filed out they would
+often grip it and say, <span class="tei tei-q">“So long, old top, we'll
+be back again soon.”</span> One man had the
+misfortune to be buried in such a way that
+the bald part of the head showed. It had
+been there a long time and was sun-dried.
+Tommy used him to strike his matches on.
+A corpse in a trench is quite a feature, and is
+looked for when the men come back again
+to the same trench.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We live mostly on bully beef and hard
+tack. The first is corned beef and the second
+is a kind of dog biscuit. We always wondered
+why they were so particular about a
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page110">[pg 110]</span><a name="Pg110" id="Pg110" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+man's teeth in the army. Now I know. It's
+on account of these biscuits. The chief ingredient
+is, I think, cement, and they taste
+that way too. To break them it is necessary
+to use the handle of your entrenching tool
+or a stone. We have fried, baked, mashed,
+boiled, toasted, roasted, poached, hashed,
+devilled them alone and together with bully
+beef, and we have still to find a way of making
+them into interesting food.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+However, the Boche likes our beef. He
+prefers the brand canned in Chicago to his
+own, and will almost sit up and beg if we
+throw some over to him. The method is as follows:
+Throw one over ... sounds of shuffling
+and getting out of the way are heard in the
+enemy trench. Fritz thinks it's going to go
+off. Pause, and throw another. Fritz not
+so suspicious this time. Keep on throwing
+until happy voices from enemy trenches
+shout, <span class="tei tei-q">“More! Give us more!”</span> Then lob
+over as many hand grenades as you can pile
+into that part of the trench and tell them to
+share those too.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page111">[pg 111]</span><a name="Pg111" id="Pg111" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It takes some time to distinguish whether
+shells are arrivals or departures, but after a
+while you get into the way of telling their
+direction and size by sound. Roads are
+constantly shelled, searching for troops or
+supply columns. I was coming home to-day,
+up a road which ran approximately at right
+angles to main fire trenches. At one place
+the road was exposed for a matter of thirty or
+forty feet, and again farther up it was necessary
+to go over the brow of a small hill. This
+was about three hundred yards farther on
+and was exposed to the enemy's view. Thinking
+they wouldn't bother about a single
+rider on a motor cycle, I went up past the
+first exposed position. My carburetor was
+giving me some trouble and I thought I
+would see if any rain had got into it, so I
+turned off the road down a cross-road and
+dismounted when <em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crash</span></em>! a shell landed right
+in the middle of the road as far up the exposed
+place as I was round the corner. Then five
+more followed the first shell. Had I gone
+on I could not possibly have missed collecting
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page112">[pg 112]</span><a name="Pg112" id="Pg112" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+most of the fragments. The German gunners
+had spotted me in the first position and decided
+that a lone man on a motor cycle must
+be either an officer or despatch rider. So
+they tried to get him. The shells were shrapnel
+and the time was calculated splendidly.
+They had taken into consideration the speed
+of my motor cycle. Cross-roads are particularly
+attended to, for there is a double chance
+of hitting something, and in consequence it
+is always unhealthy to linger on a crossroad.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Dugouts are often made very comfortable
+with windows, tiled floors and furniture taken
+from neighboring shattered chateaux. I have
+even seen them with flowers growing in window-boxes
+over the entrance. They all have
+names. Some I saw yesterday were called
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Anti-Krupp Cottage,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Pleasant View,”</span>
+and <span class="tei tei-q">“Little Grey Home in the West.”</span> There
+was one very homey site, well equipped and
+fitted, which had been dubbed the <span class="tei tei-q">“Nut,”</span>—the
+colonel lived there.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page113">[pg 113]</span><a name="Pg113" id="Pg113" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+My old corps brought an aeroplane down
+with a machine gun last night. They were
+in a shell hole between the main and support
+trenches.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+For the last few days I have been <span class="tei tei-q">“up”</span>
+looking for gun positions.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The lice are getting to be a torment. You
+have no idea how bad they are. Everybody
+up here is infested with them. I have tried
+smearing myself with kerosene, but that
+does not seem to trouble them at all. Silk
+underwear is supposed to keep them down.
+I suppose their feet slip on the shiny surface.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The food lately has taken on a wonderful
+flavor and I now know how dissolved German
+tastes. The cook, instead of sending
+back two miles for water to cook with, has
+been using water from the moat in which a
+Boche had been slowly disintegrating.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day I was able to see what a German
+seventeen-inch shell could do; one had made
+a crater fifty feet across and twenty feet
+deep in the middle of the road. The top of
+the road was paved—think it over—and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page114">[pg 114]</span><a name="Pg114" id="Pg114" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+pieces kill at a thousand yards. Thirty
+horses were buried in another hole.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I have been given a special job by the
+general to enfilade a wood over the Mound.
+I have my section now in the second-line
+trenches waiting till it is dark before making
+a move. We have to make a machine-gun
+emplacement in a piece of ground which is
+decidedly unhealthy to visit during daylight.
+I have been there in daylight, but I had to
+creep out of it. On the map it is called a
+farm, but the highest wall is only three feet
+six inches high.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Arrived home about two o'clock this
+morning. We crawled to the place we have
+to take up, and I put some men filling sandbags
+in the ruins and others even digging a
+dugout. The enemy had <span class="tei tei-q">“the wind up”</span> and
+were using a great number of star shells.
+When one goes up we all <span class="tei tei-q">“freeze,”</span> remain motionless,
+or lie still. They send them up to see
+across their front, and if they locate a working
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page115">[pg 115]</span><a name="Pg115" id="Pg115" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+party, then they start playing a tune
+with their machine guns. Bullets and shells
+whistled through the trees all the time. They
+seemed to come from all directions. The men
+didn't like it at all. I wasn't altogether
+comfortable myself, but an officer must
+keep going. I walked about and joked and
+laughed with them. The range-taker said,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Some of us are getting the didley-i-dums,
+Sir.”</span> I don't know what that is, but I had
+a feeling that I had them too.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Of course, to start with, everybody thinks
+every single shell and bullet is coming
+straight for him. Then you find out how
+much space there is around you. One man
+came to tell me that two men were firing at
+him with his own rifle from the ruins of the
+alleged farmhouse, ten yards away from the
+dugout we are making. Just then a field
+mouse squeaked, and he jumped up in the
+air and said, <span class="tei tei-q">“There's another.”</span> I told
+the men to fill sandbags from the ruins;
+they all crowded behind this three-foot-six
+wall for protection; they dug up a French
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page116">[pg 116]</span><a name="Pg116" id="Pg116" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+needle bayonet—that was all right, but they
+afterwards dug up a rifle and I noticed a
+suspicious smell, so I moved them.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We came home very tired. We are attacking
+Hooge, a counter-attack, to take back
+trenches lost in the liquid fire attack—you
+will hear what we did from the papers,
+probably in three months' time.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I'm writing this in a new home, this time
+a splinter-proof dugout. The Huns are again
+strafing us—last shell burst fifty yards away
+a few minutes ago. Several times since I
+started writing I have had to shake off the
+dust and debris thrown by shell bursts on to
+these pages. I was again sniped at with shrapnel
+this morning on my machine while reconnoitering
+the roads—they all missed, but
+they're not nice. I'm filthy, alive, and covered
+with huge mosquito bites; you get sort of used
+to the incessant din in time. Even the forty-two
+centimeter shells, which make a row like
+freight trains with loose couplings going
+through the air, are not so terrible now.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page117">[pg 117]</span><a name="Pg117" id="Pg117" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Through a hole in my dugout I can see the
+Huns' shells Kulturing a chateau. It was
+once a very beautiful place with a moat,
+bridges, and splendid gardens. Now it's
+useless except that the timber and the furniture
+come in useful for our dugouts and
+the making of <span class="tei tei-q">“duck walks,”</span> the grated
+walks which line the bottom of the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Last night I was sitting in the Medical
+Officer's dugout when a man I knew came
+in. He was an officer in the Second Gordons.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“I feel pretty bad, doc.”</span> He explained
+his symptoms. <span class="tei tei-q">“Trench fever; you
+go down the line.”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“No, fix me up for tonight
+and maybe I won't need anything
+else.”</span> He didn't! All that is left of him is
+being buried now, less than a hundred yards
+from where I write this.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Before I came here I had to go to another
+part of the line, in which the <span class="tei tei-q">“Princess Pats”</span>
+distinguished themselves. We have been
+hanging on ever since, and a mighty stiff
+proposition it is. The O.C. to-day told me
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page118">[pg 118]</span><a name="Pg118" id="Pg118" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+that he had not slept for fifty-six hours. The
+Germans in one place are only twenty-five
+yards away—so close that conversation is
+carried on in a whisper.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In one place they had stuck up a board
+with <span class="tei tei-q">“Warsaw Captured”</span> on it.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+My section worked until two o'clock and
+then the sandbags gave out, so we had to
+come home. This was a disappointment to
+me. I wanted to get the job finished. My
+men went on filling sandbags from the same
+place last night and discovered the remains
+of the late owner of the sword bayonet. He
+has now been decently buried, with a little
+wooden cross marked—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">TO AN UNKNOWN FRENCH SOLDIER</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">R.I.P.</span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When you read in the newspapers, that a
+trench was lost or taken, just think what it
+means. Think what happens to the men
+in the trenches; that's the part of it we see.
+Stretchers pass by all day. Since I have
+been here the cemetery has grown—a new
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page119">[pg 119]</span><a name="Pg119" id="Pg119" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+mound—a simple wooden cross. Nobody
+talks about it, but everybody wonders who's
+next. The men here are splendid, the best
+in the world, and the officers are gentlemen.
+</p>
+
+<a name="illus-french-soldier" id="illus-french-soldier" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/french-soldier.png" width="687" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="A French Soldier." /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">A French Soldier.</div></div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have moved to the famous Langhof
+Chateau on the Lille road. This is supposed to
+have belonged to Hennessey of <span class="tei tei-q">“Three Star”</span>
+fame, but the Germans had been through the
+wine cellars. We looked very, very carefully,
+but only found empties. My batman has
+made me comfortable. I'm writing this on a
+washstand; in front of me I have a bunch
+of roses in a broken vase. My trench coat
+is hanging on a nail from a coat-hanger. A
+large piece of broken wardrobe mirror has
+been nailed up to a beam for my use. One
+of the men just came in to ask if a trousers
+press would be of any use. We have a fine
+little bureau cupboard of carved oak; we
+use this for the rations. A pump, repaired
+with the leather from a German helmet, has
+been persuaded to work and has been busy
+ever since. The roof of my cellar is arched
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page120">[pg 120]</span><a name="Pg120" id="Pg120" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+brick and has a few tons of fallen debris on
+the floor upstairs. That strengthens it. It
+is shored up from inside with rafters. This
+makes the roof shell-proof, except for big
+shells, and the enemy always use big shells.
+The cellar floors are concrete.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It is very strange the lightness with which
+serious things are taken by men here, and it
+took me some time to understand it. I met
+a young captain of the Royal Marine Artillery
+who was in charge of a battery of trench
+mortars. He was telling me of how one of his
+mortars and the crew were wiped out by a
+direct hit. He referred to it as though he
+had just missed his train.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Two days later I went up with the
+Machine-Gun Officer of the Second Gordons
+to look at a piece of ground. To get
+there we had to crawl on our hands and
+knees. In one part of our journey we came
+to a sunken road. The day was fine, so
+we lay there. He asked me about Canada.
+He wanted to know something about the
+settler's grant. He said: <span class="tei tei-q">“Of course you
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page121">[pg 121]</span><a name="Pg121" id="Pg121" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+know after a chap has been out here in the
+open, it will be impossible to go back again
+to office life.”</span> I boosted Canada and suddenly
+the irony of the situation occurred to
+me. Here we were lying down in a road
+quite close to the German lines, so close that
+it would be suicide to even stand up, and
+yet here we were calmly discussing the merits
+of Canadian emigration. I commented on
+this and he replied: <span class="tei tei-q">“My dear fellow, when
+you have been out as long as I have, you
+will come to realize that being at the front
+is a period of intense boredom punctuated
+by periods of intense fear, and that if you
+allow yourself to be carried away by depression
+it will be your finish.”</span> He had been out
+since just after Mons.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I remembered this and I found that the
+nonchalant and care-free attitude of the average
+British officer was really a mask and
+simulated to keep his mind off the whole
+beastly business: this great big dirty job
+which white people must do.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page122">[pg 122]</span><a name="Pg122" id="Pg122" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I was sitting one afternoon by the side of
+the canal bank about two hundred yards
+in front of my chateau having tea with the
+officers of the East Yorks when suddenly
+the chateau-smashing started again. To go
+back was dangerous and useless. My men
+were under cover, resting, so that they
+would be ready for the night work. The
+shelling was intermittent. One shell went
+over and presently I heard
+<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>,—<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>,—<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">boom</span></em>,
+<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>, <em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>,—<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>; my heart was in
+my boots and I was unable to move.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The colonel listened for a few seconds,
+then said: <span class="tei tei-q">“Keene, do you know what that
+is?”</span> I lied: <span class="tei tei-q">“No, sir.”</span> I thought it was
+the explosion of my machine-gun bullets in
+their web belts and I dreaded to go up to see
+my section. I had worked with them and
+tried hard to be a good officer and the feeling
+that I should probably only find their
+mangled remains sickened me. The colonel
+said: <span class="tei tei-q">“That's the <span class="tei tei-q">‘Archie’</span> in Bedford House.
+I think the last <span class="tei tei-q">‘crump’</span> got it. You two”</span>—indicating
+myself and another officer—<span class="tei tei-q">“go
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page123">[pg 123]</span><a name="Pg123" id="Pg123" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+up and see if we can do anything. See if
+they want a working party and let me
+know.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We started to run. On the way up I
+looked into the cellars to see the men whom
+I, the minute previously, had mourned for,
+and found two asleep, three hunting through
+their shirts, and the rest breaking the army
+orders by <span class="tei tei-q">“shooting craps.”</span> From Bedford
+House a long trail of smoke was rising and
+the explosions became louder. We suddenly
+discovered the <span class="tei tei-q">“Archie”</span> in flames. It was
+in the courtyard and for camouflage had
+been covered with branches. It was mounted
+on an armored Pierce-Arrow truck. The
+<span class="tei tei-q">“crump”</span> had hit it, and gasoline, paint,
+branches, and hubs were supplying the fuel
+which was cooking out the ammunition, the
+<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>, <em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">crack</span></em>, being the report of single shells,
+whereas one loud <em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">boom</span></em> signified the explosion
+of an entire box. These shells were going off
+in all directions and it became dangerous to
+stay too near.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The flames on the car were of pretty colors.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page124">[pg 124]</span><a name="Pg124" id="Pg124" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+It is surprising the amount of inflammable
+material there is on a car. The late owner
+of the car, a lieutenant in the Royal Marine
+Artillery, was cursing in a low, but emphatic,
+marine manner, and several other officers
+from nearby batteries were attracted by the
+noise and the pyrotechnic display. I spoke
+to the lieutenant and sympathized with him,
+and he retorted: <span class="tei tei-q">“Gott strafe Germany.
+Why they should hit the <span class="tei tei-q">‘bus’</span> when I have
+a brand-new pair of trench boots that I had
+never worn, I dunno.”</span> Just then and there
+the case cooked out and a piece of shell cut
+between us and buried itself deep in the support
+of a dugout, so we got under cover.
+</p>
+
+<a name="illus-whiz-bangs" id="illus-whiz-bangs" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/whiz-bangs.png" width="584" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="“Whiz-Bangs.”" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center">“Whiz-Bangs.”</span></div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the group was a splendid type of army
+chaplain. He came over almost at the start
+of the war and had seen a great deal of the
+open warfare at the commencement of
+hostilities. He said: <span class="tei tei-q">“My friend Fritz is
+not through; he'll try to do some more yet.”</span>
+As the smoke died down and the cracking
+stopped, the enemy decided that an attempt
+would be made either to carry out salvage
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page125">[pg 125]</span><a name="Pg125" id="Pg125" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+of whatever they had hit or else we would
+try to get the wounded away. So without
+any preliminary warning the whole area was
+covered by a battery fire of <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">whiz bangs</span></span>,
+and the shrapnel bullets came down like
+rain, several men being hit. The fire eventually
+died down and the wreck was allowed
+to cool off. The <span class="tei tei-q">“Archies”</span> are used so
+much to keep the aeroplanes up, and next
+to the loss of his boots the officer in charge
+was worried by the fact that the enemy
+would send an aeroplane over to see what
+they had hit. It was very necessary to
+keep the planes away, because at this time
+there were one hundred and fourteen batteries
+of artillery in the neighborhood.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Later on the battery commander came
+down, and as he looked at the red-hot armor
+plates he said: <span class="tei tei-q">“Five thousand pounds gone
+up in smoke. Sorry I missed the fireworks.”</span>
+The Divisional general called him up at the
+dugout and gave him areas for the distribution
+of the four anti-aircraft guns and cars
+comprising his battery. After he was through
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page126">[pg 126]</span><a name="Pg126" id="Pg126" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+the commander replied: <span class="tei tei-q">“Very good, sir, that
+will be done with all the guns except the
+third gun.”</span> The voice over the wire became
+very dignified, a preliminary to becoming
+sulphuric. <span class="tei tei-q">“What do you mean, all but
+the third gun?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“Because, sir, the enemy
+has just <span class="tei tei-q">‘crumped’</span> the third gun and all
+that remains of it is scrap iron.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One of the battalions has a fine victrola
+in the officers' mess dugout with a good
+selection of records. I have heard Caruso
+accompanied on the outside by an orchestra
+of guns. It was a wonderful mixture.
+Speaking of canned music reminds me we
+have a small portable trench machine,
+which closes up like a valise, easily handled
+and carried about. One man near had a
+box full of needles distributed in his back
+by a bomb; he considers himself disgraced;
+he says it will be kind of foolish in years to
+come to show his grandchildren twenty-five
+or thirty needles and tell them that they
+were the cause of his wounds.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Tommies play mouth organs a great
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page127">[pg 127]</span><a name="Pg127" id="Pg127" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+deal and it is much easier to march to the
+sound of one, even
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">'Ere we are; 'ere we are,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; margin-left: 3.60em"><span style="font-size: 90%">'Ere we are agin.</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">We beat 'em on the Marne,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">We beat 'em on the Aisne,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">We gave 'em 'ELL at Neuve Chapelle,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; margin-left: 3.60em"><span style="font-size: 90%">And 'ere we are agin—</span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+sounds well with the addition of a little
+music.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Anything is used for trench work; often
+if we waited for the proper materials we
+should be uncomfortable, so it is one of
+the qualifications of a good soldier to find
+things. Sometimes we steal material belonging
+to other units, then stick around
+until the owners come back and help them
+look for them; however, it is always advisable
+to steal materials from juniors in
+rank; if they find it out, and are senior,
+then you are in for a one-sided strafe.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+One of the other battery subalterns found
+a deserted carpenter's shop and he let his
+men loose to dismantle it. They took the
+parts of steel machines and used them for
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page128">[pg 128]</span><a name="Pg128" id="Pg128" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+the construction of a dugout. One man
+said, <span class="tei tei-q">“It's like coming home drunk and
+smashing up the grand piano with an axe.”</span>
+They must have attracted the attention of
+the ever-alert Boche, for no sooner had they
+moved out than the place was shelled to
+the ground. Everything I now look at
+with an eye to its value for trench construction;
+thus, telegraph poles, doors, iron
+girders, and rails are more valuable to us
+out here than a Rolls Royce.
+</p>
+
+<a name="illus-the-crump" id="illus-the-crump" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/the-crump.png" width="568" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="The “Crump.”" /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">The <span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: center">“Crump.”</span></div></div>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Slang or trench language is used universally.
+My own general talks about <span class="tei tei-q">“Wipers,”</span>
+the Tommy's pronunciation of Ypres, and
+I have seen a reference to <span class="tei tei-q">“Granny”</span> (the
+fifteen-inch howitzer) in orders <span class="tei tei-q">“mother”</span> is
+the name given to the twelve-inch howitzer.
+The trench language is changing so quickly
+that I think the staff in the rear are unable
+to keep up to date, because they have recently
+issued an order to the effect that
+slang must not be used in official correspondence.
+Now instead of reporting that
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page129">[pg 129]</span><a name="Pg129" id="Pg129" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+a <span class="tei tei-q">“dud Minnie”</span> arrived over back of <span class="tei tei-q">“mud
+lane,”</span> it is necessary to put, <span class="tei tei-q">“I have the
+honor to report that a projectile from a
+German Minnenwerfer landed in rear of
+Trench F 26 and failed to explode.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Sometimes names of shells go through
+several changes. For example, high explosives
+in the early part of the war were called <span class="tei tei-q">“black
+Marias,”</span> that being the slang name for the
+English police patrol wagon. Then they
+were called <span class="tei tei-q">“Jack Johnsons,”</span> then <span class="tei tei-q">“coal
+boxes,”</span> and finally they were christened
+<span class="tei tei-q">“crumps”</span> on account of the sound they
+make, a sort of <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">cru-ump!</span></span> noise as they
+explode. <span class="tei tei-q">“Rum jar”</span> is the trench mortar.
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Sausage”</span> is the slow-going aerial torpedo,
+a beastly thing about six feet long with fins
+like a torpedo. It has two hundred and ten
+pounds of high explosive and makes a terrible
+hole. <span class="tei tei-q">“Whiz bang”</span> is shrapnel.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Shelling is continuous. We have thousands
+of pieces of shells and fuse caps about the
+premises. I have in front of me a fragment
+of a shell about fourteen inches long and
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page130">[pg 130]</span><a name="Pg130" id="Pg130" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+about four and one-half inches across, which
+came from a German gun. The edges are
+so sharp that it cuts your hand to hold it.
+I use it as a paper-weight.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This morning I experienced a wonderful
+surprise. I had gone up to one of the North
+Stafford Batteries to borrow a clinometer.
+The major, while he was getting the instrument
+for me, casually remarked: <span class="tei tei-q">“There's
+yesterday's <span class="tei tei-q">‘Times’</span> on the bench if you care
+to look at it.”</span> I turned first to the casualty
+list and later to the <span class="tei tei-q">“London Gazette”</span> for
+the promotions, and wholly by accident
+perused carefully the Motor Machine Gun
+Service list and there noted the announcement,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Keene, Louis, 2d Lieut., to be 1st
+Lieut.,”</span> and for a fact this was the <span class="tei tei-q">“official”</span>
+intimation that I had been promoted. I had
+a couple of spare <span class="tei tei-q">“pips”</span>, rank stars, in my
+pocket-book, so I got my corporal to sew
+them on right away.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We are all very happy at times, very dirty,
+and covered with stings and bites; have no
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page131">[pg 131]</span><a name="Pg131" id="Pg131" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+idea how long we are to remain up. Getting
+used to the shell fire, and can sleep through
+it if it's not too close. When it comes near
+it makes you very thoughtful. Still working
+at night and resting during the day. Made
+another emplacement for one of my machine
+guns last night; had twenty men digging;
+surprising how fast men dig when the bullets
+are flying.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It's about 2 <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">a.m.</span></span> We have just come in.
+My new emplacement is splendid; we've
+made it shell-proof and have it ready for
+firing. I was coming home this afternoon
+after having been to the fire trenches when
+I heard a shout: <span class="tei tei-q">“Keene!”</span> I looked up on
+the canal bank and I saw the general with
+one of his A.D.C.'s sitting watching an
+aeroplane duel. <span class="tei tei-q">“I've come up to see your
+gun position, Keene.”</span> I saluted, waited
+for him, and took him to it. It is below the
+level of the ground under tons of bricks in
+the ruins of a farmhouse. He was standing
+on the roof of it and said, <span class="tei tei-q">“Well, where's the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page132">[pg 132]</span><a name="Pg132" id="Pg132" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+emplacement?”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“You're standing on it, sir.”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Tut, tut, 'pon my word, that's good.”</span> He
+was delighted and congratulated me on it.
+My preliminary work under the eyes of the
+general has gone off quite well. I start
+firing to-night.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Intimacy between generals and lieutenants
+is unusual, but it looks as if mine had taken
+an interest in me, because when he noticed
+my insect-bitten face, he sent me down some
+dope he had used with good effect in India.
+I expect the mosquitoes in India were the
+ordinary kind, but, believe me, trench
+<span class="tei tei-q">“skeeters”</span> are constructed differently and
+are proof against the general's pet concoction.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I have several miners in my section who
+take a personal pride in the digging and
+shoring up of dugouts. So far the other
+two sections of the Battery are always
+behind in this work but they may look
+better on parade.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The canal has one big lock suitable for
+swimming; a lot of <span class="tei tei-q">“jocks”</span> were bathing
+there to-day. I ordered a bathing parade
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page133">[pg 133]</span><a name="Pg133" id="Pg133" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+for my section. Later I found that the
+swimming had livened three Germans, long
+submerged—the bathing parade is off.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A Belgian battery commander has just
+wakened up and his shells are rattling overhead.
+From the fire trenches an incessant
+rattle of rifles is heard; all the bullets seem
+to come over here; constantly the whine of
+a musical ricochet bullet is heard. Otherwise
+things are dead quiet. It's getting on
+for three, so I'm going to bed in my blankets
+on one of the late chateau owner's splendid
+spring mattresses and carved oak bedstead.
+Oh! how nice it would be to sleep without
+lice. From an adjoining cellar my section
+are snoring, and I'm going to add to the
+chorus. Good-night, everybody.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have been having Sunday <span class="tei tei-q">“hate.”</span>
+Eight-inch crumps are once more busting
+<span class="tei tei-q">“up”</span> the chateau. How they must detest
+this place. My tea and bully beef are
+covered with dust of the last shell. You
+have no idea how terrible the shell-fire is.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page134">[pg 134]</span><a name="Pg134" id="Pg134" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+First you hear the whistle and then a terrific
+burst which shakes the ground for a
+hundred yards around; when it clears away
+you find a hole ten feet across and six feet
+deep. At least fifteen have dropped around
+us in the last half hour.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This place isn't somewhere in France, it's
+somewhere in Hell! It has been the scene
+of a great many encounters; decayed French
+uniforms, old rifles, ammunition and leather
+equipment and bundles of mildewed tobacco
+leaves are strewn all over the place. I
+found the chin-strap of a German <span class="tei tei-q">“Pickelhaube”</span>
+in the grounds, the helmet of a
+French cuirassier, and the red pants of a
+Zouave, close together. When digging in the
+trenches or anywhere near the firing line
+you have to be careful: corpses, dead horses,
+and cattle are buried everywhere. I'm
+building a trench to my emplacement and
+we have a stinking cow in the direct line;
+this will have to be buried before we can cut
+through.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Everybody is cheerful and going strong.
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page135">[pg 135]</span><a name="Pg135" id="Pg135" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+Yesterday some of my men went swimming
+in the moat of the chateau; a shell
+dropped in the water near them, and threw
+up a lot of fish on to the bank. That kind
+of discouraged the Tommies swimming, so
+they cooked the fish and decided that safety
+comes before cleanliness out here.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It's hot and sticky, and when you have
+to wear thick clothes and equipment it makes
+you very uncomfortable, but it's all in the
+game.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All through the night we fired single shots
+from a machine gun; my orders were to fire
+between half-past eight at night and four
+o'clock in the morning. We have a number
+of guns doing this. It harasses the enemy
+and keeps them from sleeping; anything
+that will wear a man down is practiced
+here.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I've constructed a fire emplacement
+amongst the ruins underground; to get to
+it you have to travel through a tunnel
+eighteen feet long; inside it's very damp. I
+was working with my corporal, crouched up;
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page136">[pg 136]</span><a name="Pg136" id="Pg136" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+we were both wet and cold, and so to cheer
+things up every now and again we let off a
+few rounds and warmed our hands on the
+barrel. Outside it poured with rain, and
+mosquitoes sought refuge inside and mealed
+off me. The corporal was immune. I had
+a water bottle full of whiskey and water.
+We used it to keep out the cold, but it wasn't
+strong enough. In a case like that you need
+wood alcohol. I would like to have had some
+Prohibitionists with me here. We had no
+light except the flash of the gun and the
+enemy star shells.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At daybreak I came home dead beat. I
+got into my cellar, was so tired that I threw
+myself down on the bed and wrapped myself
+up in my blankets, boots, mud, lice and all.
+I hadn't been asleep long before the Huns
+started <span class="tei tei-q">“hating”</span> the chateau. They have
+put over twenty-five large calibre shells into
+my place, the grounds and the house. They
+are still at it. Every time a shell bursts it
+makes a hole big enough to bury five horses,
+and it shakes the foundations all round. The
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page137">[pg 137]</span><a name="Pg137" id="Pg137" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+shells are bigger than usual. The smoke
+and earth are blown up fifty or sixty feet
+in the air. The effect is a moral disruption.
+<em class="tei tei-emph"><span style="font-style: italic">Why can't they keep that cotton out of Germany?</span></em>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I have divided my section up into two
+teams, one in the cellars and one in the gun-pits.
+I relieve them every twenty-four
+hours, and I practically have to be in both
+places at once, but I have got a telephone in
+between the two places. I have it by my bed
+so that I can constantly know how things are
+going. However, the wire is cut two or three
+times a day by bullets and shell splinters, my
+linesman has a constant job.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Fired all night; came back at six o'clock
+this morning, very tired. Had a telegram
+from the general to fire two thousand
+rounds in twenty-four hours; this is quite
+hard work. Actually we could fire the lot
+in five minutes, but it would attract too
+much attention. The enemy use whole batteries
+of artillery to blot out machine guns
+which attract attention, so we have to fire
+single shots.
+</p>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page138">[pg 138]</span><a name="Pg138" id="Pg138" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have for neighbors four dead cows and
+an unexploded six-inch shell, liable to go off
+any time, all in a radius of one hundred yards.
+We have smashed holes through five walls
+so that we can go through the ruins unobserved.
+In one place we pass over a dead
+cow, and in another we wade through several
+tons of rotten potatoes, and I believe we
+have a corpse handy; and part of our
+trench goes through another heap of rotten
+mangles. I'm an authority on smells. I
+can almost tell the nationality of a corpse now
+by the smell. It will soon be necessary to
+wear our smoke-helmets to go into the emplacement.
+I don't think that I have told
+you that I cross the Yser canal about six
+times a day. I'd been up a week before I
+knew what it was. Now it only has a few feet
+of water in it, the rest being held in the German
+locks. The part I cross over is full of
+bulrushes, and is the home of moor-hens,
+water rats, mosquitoes and frogs.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+On one side of the canal is a bank which is
+in great demand by the machine gunners, who
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page139">[pg 139]</span><a name="Pg139" id="Pg139" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+are able to get a certain amount of height
+and observation of their fire. The general
+has ordered a field gun to take up a position
+on this bank. He refers to it as his <span class="tei tei-q">“Sniping
+eighteen-pounder.”</span> It is firing at seven
+hundred yards right at the German line and
+smashes up their parapet in a style that is
+pretty to watch. The machine gunners are
+in a great state, because the enemy will soon
+be <span class="tei tei-q">“searching”</span> with his artillery for the
+eighteen-pounder and the lairs of the smaller
+hidden guns will suffer.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The men are hunting for lice in their underwear.
+This is the kind of conversation that
+is coming through from the next cellars:
+<span class="tei tei-q">“I've got you beat—that's forty-seven.”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Wait a minute”</span>—a sound of tearing cloth—<span class="tei tei-q">“but
+look at this lot, mother and young.”</span>
+<span class="tei tei-q">“With my forty and these you'll have to find
+some more.”</span> They were betting on the
+number they could find. I peel off my shirt
+myself and burn them off with a candle. I
+glory in the little pop they make when the
+heat gets to them. All the insect powder
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page140">[pg 140]</span><a name="Pg140" id="Pg140" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+in the world has been tried out on them
+and they've won.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+All sentries here are doubled; one thing it's
+safer, and another it's company; even when
+things are quiet, rats and mice scamper about
+and it sets your nerves on end. Things which
+are inanimate during the day become alive
+at night. Trees seem to walk about. I
+wonder what it tastes like to have a real
+meal in which tinned food does not figure;
+fancy a tablecloth; my tablecloth is a double
+sheet of newspaper, and even then I can't
+have a new one every day.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Had a good night's rest; came in about
+twelve o'clock and slept until eight-thirty
+this morning. One eye is completely closed
+up by a sting.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+A German aeroplane has been hovering
+over our positions looking for my gun, so
+we have stopped firing and all movement.
+I know just how the chicken feels when the
+hawk hovers over it. Few people realize
+how much aeroplanes figure in this war,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page141">[pg 141]</span><a name="Pg141" id="Pg141" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+for war would be much different without
+them. They do the work of Cavalry only
+in the sky. Whenever they come over,
+the sentries blow three blasts on their
+whistles and everybody runs for cover or
+freezes; guns stop firing and are covered
+up with branches made on frames. If men
+are caught in the open they stand perfectly
+still and do not look up, for on the aeroplane
+photographs faces at certain heights show
+light; dugouts are covered over with trees,
+straw or grass. We use aeroplane photographs
+a great deal; they show trenches
+distinctly and look very like the canals on
+Mars.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Huns have been <span class="tei tei-q">“hating”</span> the road
+one quarter of a mile away all the morning.
+That doesn't worry us a bit as long as they
+don't come any closer. I'm willing always
+to share up on the shelling.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+This order has just been issued. It speaks
+for itself:—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em"><span style="font-size: 90%">
+All ranks are warned that bombs and grenades
+must not be used for fishing and killing game.
+</span></div>
+
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page142">[pg 142]</span><a name="Pg142" id="Pg142" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I went over another farm to-day. It is
+one of the well-ventilated kind, punched
+full of holes. In the kitchen, stables and
+outhouses there was a most wonderful collection
+of junk: ammunition, British and
+French bandoliers, old sheepskin coats abandoned
+by the British troops from last winter,
+smashed rifles, bayonets, meat tins, parts of
+broken equipment, sandbags, stacks of rotten
+potatoes and three dead cows. The fruit
+trees are laden with fruit, and vines are growing
+up the houses with their bunches of green
+grapes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+In the garden several lonely graves are
+piled high with old boots, straw, American
+agricultural implements, rotting sacks and
+rubbish of every description, pieces of shells,
+barrels, and in one room the rusty remains
+of a perambulator and sewing machine; rats
+are the only inhabitants now. In the garret
+(the staircase leading up to it gone long ago)
+I found a British rifle, bayonet fixed, ten
+rounds in the magazine, and the bolt partly
+drawn out. Evidently the owner was in the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page143">[pg 143]</span><a name="Pg143" id="Pg143" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+act of reloading his chamber when something
+happened. The graves were dated second
+and third months of this year. The poor
+wooden crosses were made of pieces of ration
+cases and the names written with an indelible
+pencil. The wretchedness of this
+farm, which was flourishing only a short
+time ago, is very pathetic.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We have adopted an old Belgian mother
+cat with her family of three kittens in the
+dugout. Now we find that three more little
+wild kittens are living in the bricks which
+we have piled around the windows to protect
+us against shells. They are all encouraged to
+live with us in the cellars. I like cats, and
+they will help to keep the rats down. Although
+some of the rats are nearly the size
+of cats.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It has been raining again and the trenches
+are filling up with slush. We carry a big
+trench stick, a thick sapling about four feet
+long with a ferrule made from a cartridge of
+a <span class="tei tei-q">“very-light”</span> (star shell), to help ourselves
+in walking; our feet are beginning to get
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page144">[pg 144]</span><a name="Pg144" id="Pg144" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+wet and cold as a regular thing now, and we
+are revetting our trenches firm and solid for
+the winter. Eleven <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">p.m.</span></span> A mine under the
+Boche line has just been exploded. The
+fighting has just started for the crater.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I took a German Uhlan helmet from a
+gentleman who had no further use for it. It
+was pretty badly knocked about; still, if I
+can get it home it's a trophy.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<a name="illus-tommy-atkins" id="illus-tommy-atkins" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+ </p><div class="tei tei-figure" style="width: 70%; text-align: center"><img src="images/tommy-atkins.png" width="390" height="700" alt="Illustration" title="Mr. Tommy Atkins." /><div class="tei tei-head" style="text-align: center; margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">Mr. Tommy Atkins.</div></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+It's about eight o'clock Sunday evening.
+All day long shells have been coming over like
+locomotives. Every five seconds one goes
+over into the old town; every five seconds
+for the last two hours. The chateau has
+been shelled again with <span class="tei tei-q">“crumps”</span>; they are
+such rotten shots; if only they would put in
+two good ones in the center it would blow it
+to bits and then they might leave us alone.
+The whole of the ground is pitted because
+they can't hit it squarely.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+My work lies behind the front line and in
+front of the support, firing over the heads of
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page145">[pg 145]</span><a name="Pg145" id="Pg145" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+the men in the main trenches. The emplacement
+was shelled to-day; one shell hit the
+roof, burst and knocked over one of my men,
+cutting his head open. He is not very badly
+hurt, but has gone to the hospital. The
+shelling has been terrible to-day.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The Germans have been very quiet lately,
+and working parties are out all along their
+front lines at night—something's up. Dirty
+work can be expected at any time now. We
+have steel helmets to protect us from spent
+bullets and splinters. They look like the
+old Tudor steel helmets and they are fine
+to wash in.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+You have no idea what a big part food
+plays in our life. Yesterday morning I went
+with the machine-gun officer of another outfit
+to crawl about looking for positions. We
+were in an orchard. I happened to look up
+and saw ripe plums! Terrified lest he should
+see them and forestall me, I said, <span class="tei tei-q">“Let's
+beat it, this is too unhealthy,”</span> so we crawled
+back. Last night in the light of a big moon
+such as coons always steal watermelons by,
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page146">[pg 146]</span><a name="Pg146" id="Pg146" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+a section officer and his cook crawled to the
+plum tree. The section officer, being large,
+stood underneath while the cook climbed the
+tree and dropped them into a sandbag held
+open by the S.O. They got about ten
+pounds. They go well stewed, believe me.
+The fact that bullets whistled through the
+trees most of the time made them taste
+better to-day. Sat the rest of the night in a
+hedge firing at the Boches with a Lewis gun.
+I struck for bed just as dawn broke.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+To-day the guns are again <span class="tei tei-q">“hating”</span> the
+chateau, and they have put sixty shells in
+the neighborhood. Still, <span class="tei tei-q">“there's no cloud
+without a silver lining.”</span> I've got a new
+way home. Instead of going right around
+the kennels, stables, and through the yards,
+I go <span class="tei tei-q">“through”</span> the greenhouse direct,
+thereby saving a lot of time. The Huns'
+calendar is wrong. They have always shelled
+me Sunday and Wednesday. To-day's
+Tuesday!
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We use up the window frames and doorways
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page147">[pg 147]</span><a name="Pg147" id="Pg147" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+for kindling, and consequently the
+doors have gone long ago. I have been
+smashing up mouldings this morning with an
+axe. We prefer the dry wood which is built
+into the walls; it burns better and doesn't
+cause smoke. As soon as smoke is seen rising,
+the enemy's range-finders get busy and then
+we suffer.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Another mine went up yesterday; nobody
+seems to know where. I think it came south
+from the French lines; it rocked the whole
+neighborhood for miles. The ground here is
+a kind of quicksand for a few feet down, and
+shock is easily transmitted, the whole ground
+being honeycombed with mines, old trenches,
+shafts, saps made by French, Belgians, Germans
+and our own people.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The use for timber of any description is
+manifold; every little bit is used up. Our
+chief source of supply of dry wood is from
+the smashed-up chateaux. Langhof, my home,
+has been punished almost every day, and
+after the bombardment lets up men from the
+neighborhood come to collect the wood torn
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page148">[pg 148]</span><a name="Pg148" id="Pg148" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+up by the shelling. The men of the Tenth
+East Yorks came up this morning and
+climbed to the remains of the second story,
+ripping up the floor boards. The enemy
+evidently saw them, for the shelling soon
+started. We have been shelled often here
+before, but it was nothing compared to this.
+The shells were carefully placed and came
+over with disgusting regularity. The buildings
+rocked and the whole neighborhood
+shook. Fountains of bricks, mortar, and
+dirt were spewed up into the air. Trees
+were torn to shreds, a wall in front of me
+was hit—and disappeared, a lead statue of
+Apollo in the garden was hurled through the
+air and landed fifty yards away crumpled
+up against the balustrade of the moat.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+We were in our cellars, and gradually the
+shelling crept up towards us. Slowly a
+solemn dread which soon moulded into a
+sordid fear took possession of my being. In
+a flash I began to devise a philosophy of
+death for my chances were fading with every
+crash. I took out my pocketbook, containing
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page149">[pg 149]</span><a name="Pg149" id="Pg149" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+some letters from my mother and some personal
+things, and put them on one of the
+beams, so that, being in another part of the
+building, they might perhaps be found some
+day. The shelling continued and shells
+dropped completely round the cellars, demolishing
+nearly everything in sight. The
+enemy evidently wanted to obliterate the
+whole place. The smell of the smoke and
+the dirt from the debris was choking, and
+every minute we expected to be our last.
+Suddenly it stopped. Philosophy and fear
+disappeared simultaneously as I sputtered
+out a choking laugh of relief. Then
+Hawkins, my servant, in a scared voice
+started, and the others joined in, singing
+the old marching refrain of the Training
+Camps:—
+</p>
+
+<div class="block tei tei-quote" style="margin-bottom: 1.80em; margin-left: 3.60em; margin-top: 1.80em; margin-right: 3.60em">
+<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 0.90em; margin-top: 0.90em">
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">“</span><span style="font-size: 90%">Hail, hail, the gang's all here,</span></span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">What the hell do we care!</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">What the hell do we care!</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">Hail, hail, the gang's all here,</span></div>
+<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left"><span class="tei tei-q" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%">What the hell do we care </span><span class="tei tei-hi" style="text-align: left"><span style="font-size: 90%; font-variant: small-caps">now</span></span><span style="font-size: 90%">!</span><span style="font-size: 90%">”</span></span></div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+When a man has lived night after night in
+a trench, he gradually finds it quite possible
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page150">[pg 150]</span><a name="Pg150" id="Pg150" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+to snatch a good night's sleep. In other
+words, it is merely a case of becoming acclimated
+to rackets, smells and food. I had
+always been able to sleep, but on the night
+following the bombardment of the chateau I
+just could not doze off. I thrashed about
+continuously, and while in this restless state
+harbored the notion that trouble was brewing
+for me. Every one has had that feeling,
+the feeling that hangs in your bones and
+warns you to watch out. Well, that is how
+I felt.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+At last the sun rose and with it came a
+beautiful morning, warm and sunny. I
+walked out amongst the ruins to see the extent
+of the damage caused by the shelling of
+the previous day. I was waiting for the stew
+which was cooking on a little fire near the
+side of the cellar. The <span class="tei tei-q">“dixie”</span> was resting
+on two old bayonets, and they in turn rested
+on bricks at either side. Towards noon a
+big shell came over and landed in the moat,
+covering everything around with a coat of
+evil-smelling, black mud. This shell was followed
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page151">[pg 151]</span><a name="Pg151" id="Pg151" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+by another, arriving in the part of the
+ruins where once a cow-shed stood. I was
+talking to Hawkins, my batman, when I saw
+him dive across my front and fall flat on his
+face. At the same time I was in the center
+of an explosion, a great flame of light and
+then bricks, wood and cement flew in all
+directions. For a few seconds I thought I
+was dead, then I picked myself up and saw
+that blood was pouring down the front of my
+jacket. I followed up the stream and found
+that my right hand was smashed and hanging
+limp. My men rushed out and I told them
+it was nothing, but promptly fell in a heap.
+When I came to, my hand was wrapped up
+in an emergency bandage, and a stretcher
+was coming down from Bedford House, an
+advanced dressing-station, the next house
+back. To the delight of the men who were
+carrying it, I waved them away and told
+them I could walk. Assisted up to the dressing-station
+by one of my men, I made it. I
+then made a discovery. A soldier is a man
+until he's hit, then he's a case. I first had
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page152">[pg 152]</span><a name="Pg152" id="Pg152" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+an injection of <span class="tei tei-q">“anti-tetanus”</span> in the side,
+and the fact was recorded on a label tied to
+my left-hand top pocket button. The doctor
+tied me up, then said: <span class="tei tei-q">“You'll soon be all
+right. Will you have a bottle of English
+beer or a drop of whiskey?”</span> I had the whiskey.
+I needed it. All the time I was there
+the wounded poured in. Seeing them I felt
+ashamed to be there with only a smashed
+hand. A corporal came in with both hands
+blown off and fifty-six other wounds. He
+had tried to save the men in his bay by throwing
+back a German bomb and it had gone off
+in his hands. Hawkins came up later on
+with my helmet and the fuse head of the shell
+which blew me up. We were all collected
+together and waited in the dugouts of the
+dressing station until dusk. Several shells
+came close to us. I tried to write to my
+mother with my left hand, so that when she
+received the War Office cable she would
+know I was able to write.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Dusk came, then night, and finally the
+Ford ambulance cars which were to take us
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page153">[pg 153]</span><a name="Pg153" id="Pg153" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+out of Hell. It was a beautiful night. Belgium
+looked lovely. The merciful night had
+thrown a veil over the war scars on the land
+and a moon was shining. I was told to sit up
+in the seat with the driver. We traveled
+along one road, then the shelling became so
+bad that the drivers decided to go back and
+take another road which was running nearly
+parallel. Back over the line the planes of
+the Royal Flying Corps were bombing the
+Forest of Houltholst, and the bursting of the
+shrapnel from the German anti-aircraft guns
+pierced the velvet of the sky like stars as we
+went out of Belgium into France.
+</p>
+
+<div class="tei tei-tb"><hr style="width: 50%" /></div>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Several times shells burst on the road, and
+from the inside of the car came the stifled
+groans of the men as the Ford hit limbs of
+trees and shell-holes.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+Our first stop was a ruined windmill, the
+walls of which were nearly six feet thick.
+Here the dangerous cases were taken off and
+attended to. The last I saw of the corporal
+was after they had cut off his coat at the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page154">[pg 154]</span><a name="Pg154" id="Pg154" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+seams and the doctors were taking a piece
+of wire out of his chest. While I was waiting
+a chaplain asked me if I would like a cup
+of coffee or some whiskey, realising that it
+would take some time to get the coffee made
+I had some more whiskey.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+I was given two more tags, which this
+time were tied on buttons at the top of my
+jacket. I stayed here about two hours, then
+I was sent to a clearing hospital. It was
+here that I met the first nurses. They were
+two fine, splendid women who were wearing
+the scarlet hoods of the British Regular Army
+nurse. They were both strong and quite
+capable of handling a man, even if he became
+delirious. One of them quickly got me into
+bed. I apologized for my terribly dirty state,
+but I was told that it made no difference;
+they were used to it. To be between clean
+sheets again was wonderful. I felt I wanted
+to go to sleep forever. Suddenly a roar, and
+a terrible explosion. The hospital was being
+bombed; a bomb had dropped within a
+hundred yards of my tent. This was the
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page155">[pg 155]</span><a name="Pg155" id="Pg155" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+German reprisal for our bombing Houltholst.
+They deliberately bombed a hospital. The
+doctor at this hospital next day looked
+at my hand and said in a nonchalant way,
+<span class="tei tei-q">“Looks as though you will lose it.”</span> At that
+time it didn't strike me as a great loss to lose
+a hand, even if it was my <span class="tei tei-q">“painting hand.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+The hospital train of the next day was
+crowded and the nurse in charge of my coach
+was named Keene. We tried in the little
+spare time she had to see if we couldn't work
+out our genealogy and find out if we were
+even remotely connected, but before we did
+we came to the station of Étaples and then
+went to the Duchess of Westminster Hospital
+at Latouquet. Here I was operated on.
+A piece of Krupp's steel was taken out of
+my hand and a rubber drainage tube inserted
+instead. The Duchess used to come round
+a great deal and won everybody's affection.
+She used to sit on my bed and talk to me
+about pleasant things. So unlike many
+people who visit hospitals and ask the
+patients silly war questions, such as: <span class="tei tei-q">“How
+<span class="tei tei-pb" id="page156">[pg 156]</span><a name="Pg156" id="Pg156" class="tei tei-anchor"></a>
+does it feel to be wounded?”</span> or <span class="tei tei-q">“Which
+hurts more, a bayonet or a shell wound?”</span>
+One exasperated Tommy, when asked if the
+shell hit him, said: <span class="tei tei-q">“Naw, it crept up behind
+and bit me.”</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tei tei-p" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em">
+FINIS
+</p>
+
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+</div>
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+ <p rend="font-size: xx-large; text-align: center"><q>Crumps</q></p>
+ <p rend="font-size: xx-large; text-align: center">The Plain Story of a Canadian</p>
+ <p rend="font-size: xx-large; text-align: center">Who Went</p>
+ <p rend="font-size: x-large; text-align: center">By Louis Keene</p>
+ <p rend="text-align: center">Canadian Expeditionary Force</p>
+ <p rend="font-size: large; text-align: center">With a Prefatory Note By</p>
+ <p rend="font-size: large; text-align: center">General Leonard Wood</p>
+ <p rend="font-size: large; text-align: center">Illustrated by the Author</p>
+ <p rend="text-align: center">Boston and New York</p>
+ <p rend="text-align: center">Houghton Mifflin Company</p>
+ <p rend="text-align: center">1917</p>
+ </div>
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+
+
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+
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+ <head></head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
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+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/sub.png' rend='width: 50%'>
+ <head>The <q>Sub</q>.</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<pb n='v'/><anchor id='Pgv'/>
+
+<div rend='page-break-before: always'>
+<index index='toc'/>
+<index index='pdf'/>
+<head>Prefatory Note</head>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='smallcaps'>Headquarters Southeastern Department</hi><lb/>
+<hi rend='smallcaps'>Charleston, S.C.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+11th August, 1917
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Captain Keene has made an interesting
+contribution to the literature of the present war
+in his account of service, which covers the experience
+of a young officer in the making and on
+the battle front,&mdash;the transformation of an
+artist into a first-class machine-gun officer. He
+covers the training period at home and abroad
+and the work at the front. This direct and interesting
+account should serve to bring home to
+all of us an appreciation of how much has to be
+done before troops can be made effective for
+modern war, the cost of unpreparedness, and
+the disadvantage under which troops, partially
+equipped, labor when they meet highly organized
+ones, prepared, even to the last detail, for
+all the exigencies of modern war. It also brings
+<pb n='vi'/><anchor id='Pgvi'/>
+out the splendid spirit of Canada, the Mother
+Country, and the distant Colonies,&mdash;the spirit
+of the Empire, united and determined in a just
+cause.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This and similar accounts should serve to
+make clear to us the wisdom of the admonition
+of Washington and many others: <q>In time of
+peace prepare for war.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Many young Americans are about to undergo
+experiences similar to those of Captain Keene,
+and a perusal of this modest and straight-forward
+narrative will help in the great work of
+getting ready.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='smallcaps'>Leonard Wood</hi>,<lb/>
+<hi rend='italic'>Maj.-Gen. U.S.A.</hi>
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<pb n='vii'/><anchor id='Pgvii'/>
+
+<div>
+<index index='toc'/>
+<head>List of Illustrations</head>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-front'>Frontispiece.</ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-sub'>The <q>Sub.</q></ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-beat-it'><q>Beat It!</q></ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-the-four'>The Canadian, Johnnie Canuck, The
+American, And The ANZAC.</ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-motor'>Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun.</ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-wipers'><q>Wipers.</q></ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-whats-the-use'>What's The Use?</ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-french-soldier'>A French Soldier.</ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-whiz-bangs'><q>Whiz-Bangs.</q></ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-the-crump'>The <q>Crump.</q></ref>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<ref target='illus-tommy-atkins'>Mr. Tommy Atkins.</ref>
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<pb n='ix'/><anchor id='Pgix'/>
+
+<div>
+<anchor id='illus-beat-it'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/beat-it.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head></head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration: <q>Don't Linger Around Here</q><lb/>
+ <q>The Enemy Can See You.</q><lb/>
+ <q>Who Me? Yes You. Beat It!</q></figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<pb n='001'/><anchor id='Pg001'/>
+
+<div>
+<index index='pdf'/>
+<head><q>Crumps</q></head>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='italic'>The Plain Story of a Canadian
+who went</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Laurentian Mountains in the
+Province of Quebec are noted for
+their beauty, fine hunting and fishing,
+and are the stamping-grounds for many
+artists from the States and Eastern Canada.
+It was in this capacity that I was working
+during the hot summer of 1914. All through
+June and July I sketched with my father.
+Other than black flies my only worry was
+the price of my tubes of color.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We usually received our newspapers two
+or three days after publication; consequently
+we were poorly posted on worldly happenings.
+Suddenly the war clouds gathered and
+almost before we knew it they became so
+threatening that we grew restless, and even
+went in to the depot to get our papers so
+that we could have the news sooner.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='002'/><anchor id='Pg002'/>
+
+<p>
+The assassination of the Austrian Crown
+Prince and the subsequent events were exciting,
+but it was only when Russia sent
+that one word <q>Mobilize</q> to Serbia that
+we suspected serious results. Even the
+summer visitors from the States exhibited
+signs of excitement, yet they were skeptical
+of the chances of war; that is, war that would
+really affect us! My newspaper in Montreal
+wired for me to come down to do war cartoons
+and I left my father and hiked to the
+depot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Montreal train was crowded and conversation
+centered on the one topic, War;
+the English Navy's ability to maintain her
+rule of the seas, and what would Canada do.
+A young Austrian reservist two seats away
+was telling some people in a loud voice how
+much he wanted to get into it. He was going
+back to answer the call. And I had already
+begun to hear my country's call.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A newsboy boarding the train at a junction
+was overwhelmed and succeeded in getting
+twenty-five cents a copy for his papers.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='003'/><anchor id='Pg003'/>
+
+<p>
+Montreal teemed with suppressed anxiety
+and every hour fresh news was posted.
+Special bulletin boards were put up on store
+fronts. Already men in uniform were seen
+in the street. And men were trying to enlist.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The war fever was rising steadily; the
+chief occupation of Canadians in those days
+was watching the bulletin boards. Rumors
+of sea fights, ultimatums, disasters, and
+victories were common. The Kaiser seemed
+to declare war on the world at the rate of
+three countries a day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the night of August 4th, as I was
+putting the finishing touches on a cartoon,
+a friend burst into the room:&mdash;<q>Come out
+of here! Something must happen any
+minute now.</q> We marched downtown,&mdash;everybody
+marched in those days; walking
+was abolished in its favor. One met demonstrations
+everywhere, large crowds of cheering
+men with flags, victrolas at shop windows
+played patriotic airs, and soldiers with civilians
+crowded before the bulletin boards
+singing the national anthems with great
+<pb n='004'/><anchor id='Pg004'/>
+enthusiasm. The King had declared war
+and his message to the fleet had just been
+put up! Newspaper extras were given away
+by thousands and movies of the British
+Navy were shown on the street. Any one
+who thought the British could not enthuse,
+changed his mind then.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The audiences at the theatres and moving
+picture houses on receipt of the news rose
+simultaneously and sang the national anthems,
+then cheered themselves hoarse.
+These were the first days of the war. Several
+battalions of militia were called out and
+posted to protect the bridges and grain
+elevators. Battalions were raised overnight,
+and so many recruits came forward
+that men were refused by the score. England
+was immediately offered ten battalions.
+Then an army division was possible.
+The Militia Department suddenly became
+a hive of industry. Men with all kinds of
+business capacity tendered their services
+gratis, and the Canadian war machine,
+without the experience of previous campaigns,
+<pb n='005'/><anchor id='Pg005'/>
+took shape. They worked night and
+day bringing everlasting credit on themselves.
+Banks offered full pay to their employees in
+uniform, and this example was widely followed.
+The principle prompting this action
+being, <q>It's our country; if we can't fight
+ourselves, we will help others to fight for
+her.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Existent camp sites were inadequate, hence
+new ones were necessary. We had a few,
+but none were big enough. We bought
+Valcartier, one of the best sites in the world,
+which was equipped almost over-night with
+water service, electric light and drainage.
+The longest rifle range in the world with
+three and one-half miles of butts was constructed.
+Railroad sidings were put in and
+35,000 troops from all over the Dominion
+poured into it. Think of it,&mdash;Canada with
+her population of seven and one-half millions
+offering 35,000 volunteers the first few weeks,
+without calling out her militia. And even
+to-day the militia are yet to be called.
+Thus every Canadian who has served at
+<pb n='006'/><anchor id='Pg006'/>
+the front has been a volunteer. England
+accepted an army division. Fifteen hundred
+qualified officers were told that they
+would have to stay and train men for the
+next contingent. But this was not fighting.
+They were dissatisfied. They resigned their
+commissions and went as privates. Uniforms,
+boots, rifles and equipment were
+found for everybody. Every man was
+trained as much as possible in the time
+allowed, and within six weeks of the declaration
+of war, guns, horses and 35,000 men
+were going forward to avenge Belgium.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With me the question of signing up was
+a big one. In the first place, I wanted to
+go; I wanted to go quickly. Several other
+fellows and myself had decided upon a
+certain battalion. But much to our disgust
+and regret we were informed that
+enlistments had stopped only a short time
+before.
+</p>
+
+<anchor id='illus-the-four'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/the-canadian.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>The Canadian</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/johnnie-canuck.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>Johnnie Canuck</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/the-american.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>The American</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/the-anzac.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>The ANZAC</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then came the announcement of the
+organization of the First Auto Machine Gun
+Brigade, the generous gift of several of
+<pb n='007'/><anchor id='Pg007'/>
+Canada's most prominent citizens, and it
+was in this unit that I enlisted with my
+friend Pat, a six-foot, husky Scotchman,
+with the fighting blood of the kilties very
+near the surface. We were immediately
+transported to Ottawa in company with
+fifty other picked men from Montreal. At
+Ottawa the complement of our battery was
+completed upon the arrival of one hundred
+more men from Ottawa and Toronto. Here
+we trained until it came time for us to move
+to Montreal, and there the battery was embarked
+on board the Corinthian with a unit
+of heavy artillery. We sailed down to Quebec
+where we joined the other ships assembled
+to take over the First Canadian Contingent.
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<p>
+<hi rend='italic'>Corinthian, Wednesday, Sept. 30th, 1914.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='smallcaps'>My dear Mother and Father</hi>:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are now steaming down the St. Lawrence.
+No one knows where we are going.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our fleet is a wonderful sight. All the
+ships are painted war gray&mdash;sides, boats
+and funnels. We are expecting to pick up
+<pb n='008'/><anchor id='Pg008'/>
+the warships which are to convoy us across
+at Father Point, somewhere near where the
+Empress of Ireland was sunk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Quebec looked very fine. The big guns
+were being hoisted into boats, horses embarking,
+and battalion after battalion arriving
+and going aboard. Those who came from
+Valcartier have had a rough time. They
+actually look as if they had come through a
+campaign. It gave me thrills all day to see
+these fine men come through the dock-gates
+with a steady swing. It is a magnificent
+contribution to any army. It's good to
+think of all these men coming at their country's
+call.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some day, if I get back, I want to paint a
+picture of the fleet assembled at Quebec.
+The grays and greens looked really beautiful.
+Quebec, the city of history and the
+scene of many big battles, views with disdain
+the Canadian patriotism in the present
+crisis, and we had no send-off, no flags and no
+bands.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This letter will not be mailed for ten days,
+<pb n='009'/><anchor id='Pg009'/>
+until we are well on the way over. We are
+crowded, and if we are going through the
+tropics we shall have a bad time; it is cold
+now, so we don't notice the congestion.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We had one hundred and forty horses
+aboard and two batteries of heavy artillery,
+besides our own armored cars. All the transports
+are crowded. We were passed by about
+ten of the other boats, and as they did so we
+cheered each other. The thin lines of khaki
+on all the ships will make a name for themselves.
+I'm proud I am one of them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We've had a big dose of vaccine pumped
+into our arms to-day. This will be the last
+letter I send before I arrive, wherever we are
+going.
+</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+The Corinthian sailed from Quebec to
+Father Point, where a patrol boat arrived
+with orders. We then sailed into the Gulf,
+but toward evening we turned into the coast.
+When we passed Fame Point Light a small
+boat, which afterwards turned out to be
+another patrol boat, sailing without lights,
+<pb n='010'/><anchor id='Pg010'/>
+flashed further orders to us. The Corinthian
+immediately turned round and headed back.
+The minute the patrol boat's signal light went
+out we were unable to distinguish it from the
+sea. The coloring is a good protection; even
+a boat, close to, sailing without lights, it is
+impossible to pick out. Apparently our
+orders were to cruise around until daylight
+and then sail for the Bay of Gaspé, and this
+morning at daybreak we sailed into that
+beautiful, natural harbor, which is big enough
+to accommodate the entire British fleet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I expect that to the villagers living around
+this harbor all events will date from to-day&mdash;to-day,
+when the wonderful sight of
+twenty-five ocean liners drawn up in battleship
+formation in this quiet place, deserted
+except for an occasional visit from a river
+steamer or fishing craft, greeted their gaze.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Five gray fighting ships are mounting
+guard, and by their signals and pinnaces
+chasing backward and forward between the
+troopers are bossing the show. A corporal,
+<pb n='011'/><anchor id='Pg011'/>
+a South African War veteran, as we looked
+at them, quoted Kipling's
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>The liner she's a lady</q></l>
+<l>With the paint upon 'er face,</l>
+<l>The man o' war's 'er 'usband</l>
+<l><q rend='post'>And keeps 'er in 'er place.</q></l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+Towards noon a smart launch came alongside.
+Even at a distance the boys were quick
+to recognize our popular minister of militia,
+Sam Hughes, and a thundering cheer rang
+out. With him were several soldiers who
+threw bundles of papers aboard. These were
+printed copies of his farewell to the troops.
+His launch sailed by the ship, and then on to
+the next and so on, through the fleet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our orders forbade the display of lights
+or even striking of matches after 6 <hi rend='smallcaps'>p.m.</hi>;
+consequently all lights were masked to-night
+on the vessels, except those on the Royal
+Edward. The minute her lights were put out
+the Bay resumed its normal condition, not
+even the outlines of the vessels being visible.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+A press photographer on a launch has been
+taking pictures all the afternoon. Sailed at
+<pb n='012'/><anchor id='Pg012'/>
+five o'clock this afternoon just as the twilight
+commenced. We sailed out in three
+lines. The convoy is now under way and we
+extend as far as can be seen in both directions.
+We have two military police patrols
+whose chief duty is to see that no matches
+are struck on deck. Bill, who smokes more
+matches than tobacco, has had to go below so
+often to light his pipe, that he has decided to
+do without smoking on deck. It is surprising
+how far a match struck in the dark will show.
+We noticed how matches struck on the other
+ships showed up last night. All our portholes
+are screwed down with the heavy
+weather irons and those of the second-class
+cabins are covered with blankets. The authorities
+are taking no chances.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We are having physical drills and lectures
+all day, and we are working just as hard on
+board as we would ashore. Our speed will not
+be more than nine knots; the speed of the
+slowest vessel regulating the speed of the
+whole fleet.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='013'/><anchor id='Pg013'/>
+
+<p>
+Matches are getting very scarce. We
+complained about the tea to the orderly
+officer to-day; milk is running out, so the
+tea is made with milk and sugar in. We
+asked to have the three separate, but we were
+told that if we complained we would have all
+three taken away. As a floor stain it's great,
+but as tea it's a failure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are quartered in the steerage part of
+the ship and our food is in keeping. It is
+really remarkable how they can consistently
+get that same coal-oil flavor in all the food.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+War news is signaled from ship to ship by
+semaphore flags by day. It is posted up in
+the guard room daily. The news that the
+Indian troops landed in France on the
+29th of September was the chief item on the
+bulletin yesterday. We're short on things
+to read. Scraps of newspapers are devoured,
+even to the advertisements. In our cabin we
+have a <q>Saturday Evening Post</q> of September
+26th which is thumb-marked and
+torn, but it is still treasured. We were not
+<pb n='014'/><anchor id='Pg014'/>
+allowed to bring anything besides our kit on
+board on account of the limited space.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Reveille blows at six o'clock and we have
+to answer the roll-call at 6.15. The idea is,
+that if the men get up and walk about, they
+are not so likely to get seasick, but in spite
+of that quite a number are sick. We have
+on board one hundred of our brigade; two
+hundred and sixteen heavy artillery and one
+hundred and forty horses, together with artillery
+officers and equipment. The horses take
+up the same space which in ordinary times
+is occupied by humans. Otherwise, we
+should have a great many more troops. Our
+destination is still a mystery. We're a fleet
+without a port.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Have just been ordered on fatigue to take
+a prisoner on deck for exercise. He is to be
+tried by court-martial to-morrow for striking
+a sergeant. All day he is kept locked up and
+only allowed out at night for exercise, under
+escort. The escort consists of two men and a
+non-com. While on this job we watched the
+signalers flashing the war news from the stern
+<pb n='015'/><anchor id='Pg015'/>
+of our boat to the bridge of the next astern,
+the Virginian. The news is flashed at night
+by the lamps&mdash;short and long flashes. The
+news is picked up by wireless on the flagship,
+the Charybdis, at the head of our line and
+signaled back from ship to ship.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+This is the list of the fleet. It is written
+here in the order in which they are sailing.
+Three warships are heading the fleet; the
+flagship is the H.M.S. Charybdis, commanded
+by Admiral Wemyss, who distinguished
+himself a few weeks ago in the Battle
+of Heligoland.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+H.M.S. Diana<lb/>
+H.M.S. Eclipse<lb/>
+H.M.S. Charybdis<lb/>
+Caribbean<lb/>
+Megantic<lb/>
+Scotian<lb/>
+Athenia<lb/>
+Ruthenia<lb/>
+Arcadian<lb/>
+Royal Edward<lb/>
+Bermudian<lb/>
+Zealand<lb/>
+Franconia<lb/>
+Alaunia<lb/>
+Corinthian (The transport on which I was shipped.)<lb/>
+H.M.S. Glory<lb/>
+Canada<lb/>
+Ivernia<lb/>
+Virginian<lb/>
+Monmouth<lb/>
+Scandinavian<lb/>
+Sasconia<lb/>
+Manitou<lb/>
+Sicilian<lb/>
+Grampian<lb/>
+Tyrolia<lb/>
+Montezuma<lb/>
+Andania<lb/>
+Tunisian<lb/>
+Lapland<lb/>
+Montreal<lb/>
+Laurentic<lb/>
+Cassandra<lb/>
+Laconia<lb/>
+Royal George<lb/>
+H.M.S. Talbot
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The H.M.S. Glory, the vessel on our starboard
+beam, altered her course to-day and
+<pb n='016'/><anchor id='Pg016'/>
+held up a tramp steamer. We could just
+see the two vessels through our glasses.
+Apparently everything was all right as the
+tramp was allowed to go on her way afterwards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are all given our boat stations. This
+afternoon a submarine alarm was sounded.
+Everybody on board, including the stewards,
+had to drop everything and chase to the
+boats. In the excitement a cook shot a
+<q>billy</q> of soup over an officer's legs, much
+to our silent delight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Thinking it over, it will be remarkable if
+the Germans allow us to cross without
+making some attempt to sink a few transports.
+Besides the actual loss of the men,
+the demoralizing effect it will have on the
+recruiting would count a great deal. No
+man likes to be shot or drowned without a
+show.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I am writing this in my cabin, which is only
+nine feet by six feet and in which six of us
+sleep at night. Besides living in it we have
+<pb n='017'/><anchor id='Pg017'/>
+to keep all our equipment clean, which is
+some job!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+About eleven this morning a commotion
+occurred in the middle line. The cruiser
+heading it and the second ship, the Royal
+Edward, turned back. Also several other
+boats turned in their course. As we have
+very little excitement we hoped it might be
+a German attack, for we all want to see a
+naval battle. I looked at the cruiser through
+powerful glasses and saw sailors fixing up
+the starboard lifeboat, so we presumed that
+it was simply a case of <q>man overboard.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A big cruiser has joined our fleet and is
+acting as a flank guard about three miles
+away from our starboard side.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have a great deal of physical exercise
+in spite of the rolling of the deck. This
+morning, while in the middle of it I was called
+away to dress and form part of an escort to
+the prisoner who was to be tried by field
+court-martial to-day. The court was very
+dignified, and it took a long time owing to
+the inexperience of the officers in such
+<pb n='018'/><anchor id='Pg018'/>
+matters. It was the first court-martial I
+have seen,&mdash;the proceedings are strictly
+legal, being conducted according to the book,
+and with the officers wearing their swords.
+The poor devil expects two years.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have been pitching and tossing a great
+deal to-day. Physical exercising on the sloping
+decks is becoming a mighty risky thing.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Quite a number of the transports have guns
+mounted on board so they are not entirely
+dependent on the cruisers. It looks as if we
+are sailing north of the usual trade routes.
+I have just heard that five more battleships
+are on the starboard beam. They came into
+sight early this morning, but have since
+been out of sight. We are sailing north of
+the trade routes.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+The fleet is being increased. All ships are
+stopped. Those sailing west are allowed to
+go after being boarded; those going in the
+same direction as ourselves are made to fall
+into line, so there will be no danger of the
+news of our sailing reaching Europe ahead
+<pb n='019'/><anchor id='Pg019'/>
+of us. If we continue to pick up ships sailing
+in our direction, the fleet will be enormous
+by the time we arrive at our unknown
+destination. We sailed two hundred and
+twelve miles the last twenty-four hours.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two more transports have joined us.
+They came from Newfoundland. I hear
+that we now have forty-three ships in the
+fleet. We sail at ten cables' length apart,
+about one thousand yards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are getting into more dangerous water
+evidently. Early this morning the Royal
+George steamed up from the end of the line
+and took up a position at the head of the
+fleet, but in line with the battleship Glory
+about three miles away on the port. The
+Laurentic took up a similar position on the
+starboard. Both these ships are armored
+and have guns mounted on them. They
+are being used as scouts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We all rushed up on deck to see a cruiser
+pass close to us this midday. It was a magnificent
+sight. She was either the H.M.S. Bristol
+or the H.M.S. Essex; her name was painted
+<pb n='020'/><anchor id='Pg020'/>
+The bluejackets were massed on the
+decks forward and as she went by the marines'
+band played <q>The Maple Leaf Forever.</q>
+We returned cheers with the sailors. It
+gives you a great thrill to see a British ship
+and to have the knowledge of what it represents.
+To be British is a great thing, and
+I'm proud to think that I'm going to fight
+for my country. When this war is over and
+men are talking round a table, it will be,
+<q>Where were you fighting during the war?</q>
+not <q>Did you fight during the war?</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I'm in a gun-cleaning squad every afternoon.
+To-day I cleaned the machine gun on
+which I'm second gunner. We treat our
+machine guns as if they were pets. No one
+will ever be able to say that my gun is dirty.
+It will probably be my best friend some day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The finding of the court-martial was read
+out to us on full parade this afternoon.
+First the <q>Heavies</q> were lined up on all
+sides of the deck, then the <q>Mosquitos,</q>
+as the Machine Gunners are called, lined up
+<pb n='021'/><anchor id='Pg021'/>
+inside; the prisoner between an escort was
+led up in the center. It was wonderfully
+impressive. I felt that I was to witness the
+condemning of a fellow soldier to a number
+of years of hard labor. Over the whole
+assembly there came a deathlike silence and
+the finding of the court was read to us by an
+officer, the sentence being thirty-six days!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The second steward told me that it took
+two hundred carpenters twelve hours to tear
+down the cabins and fix up horse fittings.
+First the authorities made arrangements to
+ship a thousand troops on this ship. We're
+crowded as we are now with only three
+hundred odd. I hate to think what it would
+have been like with a thousand.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Early this morning a large man-o'-war
+came up on the port at a speed that made
+everything else seem to stop. We have now
+battleships on all sides. This ship, although
+a long way off, looks tremendous. She is one
+of the latest super-dreadnaughts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was on guard last night when one of the
+<pb n='022'/><anchor id='Pg022'/>
+cruisers came alongside to <hi rend='smallcaps'>talk</hi> to the
+captain about having lights showing in some
+of the ports. I enjoyed it immensely, for I
+discovered that the British Navy, true to
+tradition, was still able to maintain its high
+level of profanity. The ship is in pitch
+darkness and there is no moon. On deck it's
+almost impossible to walk it's so dark.
+Tonight is supposed to be the night on
+which the Germans are going to make a
+raid. I am going to sleep on deck so that
+I shall not miss anything. I'd hate to miss
+the chance of seeing a naval engagement.
+I can't see how the Germans can possibly
+let a chance go by. A nervy cruiser could
+sink any amount of ships. If the British
+Navy were up against us they would have
+had a cut in before now.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Slept on deck last night. Nothing happened
+except that early this morning a
+French cruiser joined us, and I got covered
+with smuts from the smokestack.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Admiral has received one hundred
+and twenty-six words of war news, but will
+<pb n='023'/><anchor id='Pg023'/>
+not let us have them. Probably they're
+disastrous. We break up to-night or to-morrow.
+It's scarcely likely that the whole
+fleet will be taken to one port at the same
+time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+That super-dreadnaught passed down the
+columns to-day. She is of tremendous size
+and travels at high speed. She is probably
+the Queen Mary.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Expect to see land Wednesday.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Blowing a gale. All day the spendrift has
+been blowing over. The decks have been
+too wet for parades, thank God! All the way
+over we have had physical exercise, sometimes
+as much as four hours a day. We're
+all in fine physical condition.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To-day we were allowed to wash our
+clothes. I can see the advantage of khaki
+now. Even after working hard on my
+clothes, my underwear is still dark white.
+The rails were covered with underwear
+and socks when the storm started. Now
+every square inch below is used for drying
+<pb n='024'/><anchor id='Pg024'/>
+clothes. Even the electric lights are festooned.
+We have a final kit inspection
+to-morrow and then we pack for disembarkation.
+We are only about one hundred
+miles from the <q>Bishop's Light.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been a very long voyage and we
+have been very cramped. All our equipment
+has to be carried in our cabins. Try sleeping
+six men with all their outfit in a cabin nine
+feet by six feet. The ship carpenter has a
+standing job to repair our cabin. We have
+rough-housed so much that his attention
+was continually necessary. The trip has
+been so long that we are now beginning to
+hate each other. I went down in the stoke-hole
+and the engine-room. Even amongst
+the whirling machines it was more peaceful
+than in our quarters. It seems months since
+I was in Montreal last.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Dear Old England in sight!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We're passing the Lizard now.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The kit has all been inspected and we hope
+to land to-morrow some time.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='025'/><anchor id='Pg025'/>
+
+<p>
+We're lying in the historic harbor of
+Plymouth; arrived here about two hours
+ago. We're surrounded by fast little torpedo-boat
+destroyers, which are chasing round us
+all the time like dogs loosened from a chain.
+The breakwater has searchlights mounted
+on each end and fixed lights are playing
+from the shore. As the lights occasionally
+flash up the ships in the bay, it is as bright
+as day. Nobody is allowed ashore, not even
+the officers. We may go on to Southampton,
+only we must get there before five at night.
+After that time nothing is allowed in.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Sailed at daybreak on to Devonport.
+Most of the transports are now lying in pairs
+at anchor in the harbor. We're close to the
+shore. We can see naval <q>jolly boats</q> and
+pinnaces sailing back and forth. On one
+side are lying the H.M.S Powerful and
+another boat, both of which in their day
+were the pride of the Navy. The Powerful
+was the boat which made such a name for
+herself in the Boer War. Now both of these
+<pb n='026'/><anchor id='Pg026'/>
+vessels are training ships and obsolete so far
+as this war goes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All our haversacks have been boiled in
+coffee to stain them khaki.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the Navy steam launches came by
+and we asked them to get us newspapers.
+They came back with a bundle and we nearly
+had a riot trying to get at them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was only to-day that we heard of the
+fall of Antwerp, the atrocities of Belgium,
+and the treachery of Maritz in Cape Colony.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We shall be getting off in a few hours and
+this may be the last I shall write for some
+time. I have put in a great deal of time
+during the voyage writing and have done so
+under difficulties. Sometimes the cabin has
+been torn in pieces, and often arguments,
+carried on by leather-lunged opponents of
+<q>Kultur,</q> have made this work hard.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We hear that some paper published an
+account of the sinking of twenty of the ships.
+This rumor is false, and it's a beastly thing
+for the newspaper to do, but you must remember
+to discount all news a great deal.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='027'/><anchor id='Pg027'/>
+
+<p>
+Still on board and we shall probably be
+here for a few days more. My, it's galling
+to be so near to the land and yet to be cooped
+up in our crowded quarters. Crowded
+launches and steamers are sailing round the
+liners. All day long cheering crowds come
+out to see us. Last night another liner
+called Florizel, with the First Regiment
+Newfoundland troops, tied up to us. They
+were a fine-looking lot of men. We told them
+we had no tobacco; they threw dozens of tins
+of their tobacco and cigarettes over to us.
+We fought for them. I got the remains of
+one tin with most of the contents spilt.
+Still, as many of us haven't had a smoke for
+three days, we appreciated it. Several cruisers
+have come in to-day, and there seem
+to be dozens of submarines and torpedo
+boats cruising around all day. The reason
+we did not go to Southampton is that five
+German submarines were waiting for us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The transports are unloading at the rate of
+five or six ships a day. It will probably be our
+turn on Sunday. The fleet looks splendid at
+<pb n='028'/><anchor id='Pg028'/>
+night now that we have most of the lights
+on. All night the steel riveters are at work on
+three battleships that are being built close by.
+Near us are several <q>wooden walls.</q> One
+is a ship of Nelson's, the Queen Adelaide.
+Every boat, tug, lighter and motor boat
+here is the property of the Admiralty.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We are probably going to Salisbury Plain
+for two months. We are the first Expeditionary
+Force to land in England from the dominions
+or colonies, but others are on their
+way. The sailors from the training ships
+serenade us in boats with bands and play
+<q>O Canada,</q> <q>The Maple Leaf Forever,</q>
+and all day long on one ship or the other
+we hear <q>It's a Long Way to Tipperary.</q>
+Every one is singing it; without doubt it is
+<emph>the</emph> song of the war. To-day we got a bundle
+of papers. We read them right through to
+the advertisements. Cigarettes and matches
+are at a premium and food is running out on
+board. The strain of staying here is becoming
+too great. We're all disagreeable and
+<pb n='029'/><anchor id='Pg029'/>
+insubordinate. The guard room is already
+full and will soon need enlarging.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On guard to prevent the men of the two
+ships (our own and the Florizel with the
+Newfoundlanders) coming over to visit each
+other. At ten o'clock at night I got the tip
+that a bunch of men were going to make a
+break for shore and I was asked to go. I
+had just come off sentry and was dressed
+for shore. We all met up forward, hailed a
+police boat, climbed down a rope ladder
+across two barges unloading shells and into
+the police launch. When I got in I found
+that I and one other fellow were the only
+privates; all the rest were sergeants and
+corporals, thirteen altogether, unlucky number.
+The police sergeants asked me if we
+had passes. I said, <q>You bet,</q> and we sailed
+away from the ship right under everybody's
+nose. We landed and then took a car to
+Plymouth and went on the Hoe, which has
+been in absolute darkness since the beginning
+of the war. Girls were very interested in us
+and took most of our collar badges and buttons
+<pb n='030'/><anchor id='Pg030'/>
+as souvenirs. One man asked me to
+give him a cigarette as a souvenir.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We met an English captain in a tobacconist's
+and he invited us up to the barracks.
+Two of us went. I was one. To get there
+we had to go on a street car. We had just
+sat down when up the stairs came my
+Lieutenant McCarthy. When he saw me he
+said, <q>How the hell did you get here?</q> <q>Oh,
+just swam across.</q> <q>Well, if you get caught
+it'll be the guard room for you.</q> I said,
+<q>Never mind, we'll have company.</q> He
+is a pretty good sport. We went to the
+barracks, had a session with the captain, then
+went to the quay, picked up the rest of the
+men, and sneaked on board. I got to bed
+at three and had to get up this morning at
+six o'clock to go on guard.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Sunday, very tired. On guard all day,
+two hours on, four off. It's very unfortunate
+having a Sunday guard, because in the ordinary
+way we have to attend church parade
+in the morning and after having listened
+<pb n='031'/><anchor id='Pg031'/>
+to a sermon and sung <q>Onward, Christian
+Soldiers,</q> or, <q>Fight the good fight,</q> we are
+free for the day, whereas guards stay on
+twenty-four hours.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The major noticed one of the sergeants
+coming on board this morning at six o'clock.
+The idiot missed us this morning and of
+course that dished us. The sergeants got in
+wrong. As I am only a private, and therefore
+ignorant and simple according to the
+military code, and, being with non-commissioned
+officers who are supposed to possess
+superior intelligence, I got away with it.
+The sergeants have had to do sentry on the
+same ladder we went down.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Everybody is as disagreeable as possible.
+We are lying in midstream and can see the
+town. Can you imagine anything more
+galling than that?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While I was on guard the Vicar of Plymouth
+came aboard and held service. He said
+that the last time a Vicar of Plymouth
+preached to warriors was just before Drake
+sailed to meet the Armada.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='032'/><anchor id='Pg032'/>
+
+<p>
+Thank God! moving at last. We've
+moored up to the docks just opposite two
+magnificent dreadnaughts. Naval men are
+handling our cargo, our kit bags are packed
+and we are ready to disembark.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Near our ship's stern is a barge full of
+ventilators and spare parts of ships which are
+taken away when ships are cleared for action.
+Some of the rifle racks were marked Cornwall
+and I noticed a davit post with the name
+Highflyer, the boat that sank the Kaiser
+Wilhelm after she had been preying on the
+shipping off South Africa. When a ship is
+cleared for action, all inflammable fittings,
+such as wooden doors, ladders, racks, extra
+boats, and davits, etc., are discarded. If the
+order to <q>clear the decks for action</q> comes
+at sea, overboard go all these luxuries. It is
+calculated that the cost of <q>clearing decks</q>
+on a cruiser is five thousand dollars.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Some of our stuff was unloaded yesterday,
+and when the ship moved a guard was placed
+over it. When the corporal went down the
+gangplank with the relief, Pat and I walked
+<pb n='033'/><anchor id='Pg033'/>
+down behind as if we were part of the same,
+right by the officers. We had a devil of
+a job to get through the dock gates, a
+suspicious policeman and sentry on guard.
+We told the sergeant of the police a pitiful
+story, saying that we hadn't had anything to
+eat for three days, and finally he relented.
+<q>All right, my lads, only don't <q>swing the
+lead</q> in town.</q> We got into Devonport and
+went to the biggest hotel. Before they had
+time to throw us out we ordered breakfast
+of real food. It was fine after the ship's
+grub. After sitting there ten minutes, the
+general commanding the district came in and
+sat behind us. He stared. Two privates
+in the same room as the general!! But all
+he said was, <q>If you boys can fight as you
+eat, you'll make an impression.</q> Then we
+visited some other places!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We went back to the docks and went over
+the super-dreadnaughts, Tiger and Benbow,
+the biggest war vessels in the world. The
+Tiger's speed on her trials was 37.5 knots an
+hour.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='034'/><anchor id='Pg034'/>
+
+<p>
+After we had seen enough, we went back
+to the ship and tried to look as if we had been
+working with one of the fatigue parties on
+shore. It worked!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We marched off the ship midday and then
+I had to go on guard again all night. That
+was the first time we were allowed ashore to
+see the town, and I was on guard, so if I
+hadn't slipped ashore on the two occasions
+mentioned, I should not have seen it at all.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+It rained all night, and when I was off
+guard I slept on the top of one of our armored
+trucks, under a tarpaulin. It's wonderful
+how we can sleep now anywhere, and we
+often have our clothes on for three days at a
+time. Many a time I sleep with all my
+equipment on. Get wet and dry it by keeping
+it on. We all have to do it. The idea
+of pajamas or baths as necessities seems
+funny. At one time I would sooner go without
+breakfast than miss a bath. Now I make
+sure of the breakfast.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We are going to drive our cars through
+<pb n='035'/><anchor id='Pg035'/>
+England to Salisbury Plain. We started this
+morning and drove through Devonport.
+Cheering crowds everywhere. All our cars
+wear the streaming pennants: <q>Canada With
+the Empire,</q> which pleased the people a
+great deal.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As we rode through the streets people
+showered gifts upon us, such as cakes, chocolates,
+newspapers and apples, and everywhere
+made lusty demonstrations. The
+people of Taunton, as soon as they heard that
+the Canadians were coming, turned out the
+barracks and we were met by all the officers,
+who came in to talk to us. One second lieutenant,
+after studying me for some time,
+said, <q>Isn't your name Keene?</q> <q>Yes,</q> I
+replied, <q>but how do you know?</q> <q>I went
+to school with you fifteen years ago.</q> His
+name was Carter; he was in the Second Dorsets.
+That night he got me out of barracks
+for a couple of hours, and we hashed over
+the schoolboy reminiscences. The people of
+Taunton were arranging a dance for us, but
+nobody was allowed to attend. The major
+<pb n='036'/><anchor id='Pg036'/>
+believes in putting us to bed early; his theory
+being that a man can't drive cars well after a
+party, and he couldn't keep the drivers in
+alone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Ladies from Taunton, of the pleasing English
+type with beautiful complexions, handed
+round all sorts of rubbish, jam puffs, and
+other things which belong to the time before
+we joined the army.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Traveled all the morning. Everybody
+turned out to see us. The Brigadier-General
+wired ahead, and hastily prepared placards,
+still wet, were hanging from the windows,&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l>God Bless the Canadians</l>
+<l>Loyal Sons</l>
+<l>of</l>
+<l>The Empire</l>
+</lg>
+
+<lg>
+<l>The gathering of</l>
+<l>the Lions' whelps</l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+and in one case the haste was so great that
+<q>God Save the King</q> was hung upside down.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Everybody wants my badges and buttons,
+<pb n='037'/><anchor id='Pg037'/>
+and some men in the unit have not one
+left. Hence I have requisitioned an order
+for a hundred to meet the demand.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All over the country you see <q>Kitchener's
+Army</q> drilling. In one case we passed about
+a hundred of them. When they saw us they
+broke ranks and shook us by the hands. The
+people of England are much impressed with
+our speed in coming over. Old men and
+women shouted, <q>God bless you, Canadians!</q>
+while tears trickled down their cheeks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I read this notice in one little shop,&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<p>
+At noon every day the church bell will ring a
+few chimes and everybody is asked to stop whatever
+he is doing and offer this prayer, <q>Oh, Lord,
+help our soldiers and sailors to defeat our enemies,
+and let us have Peace.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+(Signed) The Vicar.
+</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+Recruiting notices ten feet by six feet with
+the sentence <q>Your King and Country Need
+You</q> are to be seen everywhere in shops, on
+barns, trees, and even church doors.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Motorists and cyclists are warned to pull
+up whenever requested or the results may be
+<pb n='038'/><anchor id='Pg038'/>
+serious. Most of the motors have O.H.M.S.
+plates above the number plate.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We billeted in a village school; all slept in
+our blankets on the floor. Left the school
+and cleaned up before the kids came for their
+lessons next day.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Salisbury Plain. Arrived to-day. This
+part is called Bustard and takes its name from
+the small Bustard Inn, Headquarters of General
+Alderson, General Officer Commanding.
+Troops are here in thousands and we are
+no novelty. The roads are torn up. Mud
+is two feet deep in places. All through the
+day and night motor lorries, artillery and
+cavalry are traveling over the ground. Aeroplanes
+are circling overhead and heavy artillery
+are firing. We see the shells bursting
+on the ranges every day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Always raining. Everything is wet, and
+I am sleeping in a rotten tent which leaks.
+Still, we are all so fit that what would kill an
+ordinary man doesn't worry us much.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We all get three days' leave and are trying
+<pb n='039'/><anchor id='Pg039'/>
+by every means possible to wangle another
+day or two. Many men have to see dentists,
+and lots of men have grandparents in Scotland
+who display signs of dying suddenly.
+If the excuse is good enough, we get four
+days and sometimes five. I have a sweetheart
+in Scotland, but if that is played out
+I have to work something else.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Wonderful sight from where I am now.
+Miles of tents, motors and horse lines on this
+desolate moorland. No houses; only camps
+and a few trees which have been planted as
+wind screens. The soil is very poor, too poor
+for farming. It is government property and
+it is only used for troops. We are ten miles
+from a railroad. We are so isolated that we
+might be in Africa, except that it's so cold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The papers are starting an agitation to
+get the Canadians to march through London,
+and are asking why they should be
+smuggled in and then shut up on Salisbury
+Plain. They want to see us, <hi rend='smallcaps'>and we want
+to see London</hi>!!
+</p>
+
+<pb n='040'/><anchor id='Pg040'/>
+
+<p>
+Our ambulance car has been used every
+day since we came here, taking wounded
+from one hospital to another. The rest of
+our cars have been used to carry German
+prisoners.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the spies caught on the ships is
+said to have been shot. Several were arrested;
+two were caught in Devonport while
+we were there, one in a Canadian officer's
+uniform.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Am spending seventy-two hours' leave in
+London. Got leave through this telegram
+which is from <q>the girl I'm engaged to</q>:
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<p>
+Disappointed. Met train. Please do come.
+Leaving for Belgium soon. Love.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='smallcaps'>Edythe.</hi>
+</p>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+She is a Red Cross nurse. This is a new
+one and it worked. McCarthy sent it to me.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+London is very dismal. No electric signs,
+and the tops of all the street lamps are painted
+black so that the lights don't show from
+above. However, we managed to have a
+<pb n='041'/><anchor id='Pg041'/>
+good time, in spite of it all. The Germans
+say that the Canadians are being held in
+England to repel the invasion.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+The facilities for bathing are not very
+extensive. I rode into Salisbury, a distance
+of seventeen miles, yesterday, on top of some
+packing-cases in a covered transport wagon,
+for a bath, the first since I was last on leave.
+We get a Turkish bath in town for thirty
+cents. After that we had a large juicy steak
+and then started our seventeen-mile trip back
+through the pouring rain. Every other mile
+we got down and helped the driver swear
+and push the car out of the mud, vast quantities
+of which abound on the Salisbury
+roads, believe me!!
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+It is Sunday afternoon. Most of the men
+in camp are asleep or reading. Outside it
+is raining. It seems to be always raining,
+and occasionally we have such a thick fog
+that even a trip to get water is exciting
+before you can get back to your own lines.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='042'/><anchor id='Pg042'/>
+
+<p>
+Owing to our camp having become a swamp
+we have had to move our quarters to drier
+ground. Moving the tents is not a big job,
+but rebuilding the cook-house is! I figure
+that when I leave the army I shall have a
+few more professions to choose from. For
+example, I'm a pretty hefty trench digger;
+then as a scavenger I am pretty good at
+picking up tin cans and pieces of paper; also
+I'm an expert in building things such as
+shelters from any old pieces of timber that
+we can steal; then as a cook I can now make
+that wonderful tea that I wrote you about,
+besides many other things which we didn't
+realize that we had to do when we enlisted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To-day the paper says <q>Fair and Warmer.</q>
+We could do with some of that. Years ago,
+before I joined the army and lost my identity,
+I rather liked occasionally getting wet
+in the refreshing rain; but now the trouble
+is that we are always wet and have nowhere
+to dry our things, except by sleeping on
+them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our major has an original scheme of training
+<pb n='043'/><anchor id='Pg043'/>
+men in the ranks to qualify for commissions,
+sort of having half a dozen embryo
+officers ready. I have been picked as one and
+have to study in all my spare time. It means
+a great deal more work, but it's very interesting
+and the sort of thing I would like to
+do. We start to-day.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We began our instruction on the machine
+gun to the officers and the men who are
+up here for a special course; I have a boozy
+lieutenant, who doesn't care a hang, and a
+bright non-com. Some of the officers we
+brought over make good mascots.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+It was fine to-day. We were even able to
+open up the tent flap to dry the place a bit.
+To-day the major congratulated me on the
+Christmas card I designed for the unit.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our classes of instruction to the <q>alien</q>
+officers finish to-morrow. Both the men I
+was instructing passed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The adjutant is very anxious to put us
+through our officers' training course quickly.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='044'/><anchor id='Pg044'/>
+
+<p>
+We are now recognized as the specialist corps
+in the machine-gun work with the Canadian
+Division, and he is anxious that we shall be
+ready to take commissions when casualties
+occur. Every battalion of infantry has a
+machine-gun section attached, and we have
+the job of training the officers and sergeants
+of these sections.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Owing to the bombardment of the east
+coast, several of our battalions are under
+orders to move at a moment's notice. It is
+thought that the bombardment was simply
+a ruse to draw the British fleet away from
+around Heligoland.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+The newspaper boys in Salisbury, when
+you refuse to buy an <q>Hextra,</q> shout
+<q>Montreal Star</q> and <q>Calgary Eyeopener,</q>
+and all the shopgirls and barmaids in Salisbury
+say, <q>Some kid,</q> <q>Believe muh,</q> <q>Oh,
+Boy!</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I had been granted Christmas leave at the
+last minute, and as it was awkward to telegraph
+<pb n='045'/><anchor id='Pg045'/>
+to Northwich, I arrived after a long
+journey, lasting sixteen hours, ten minutes
+ahead of the letter I'd sent saying I was
+coming. My arrival soon spread over the
+town. A Canadian&mdash;this was a rather
+unique thing for Northwich, a little Cheshire
+town. Out of a population of about eighteen
+thousand, two thousand men have joined the
+colors. The men in uniform from the works
+are all receiving half pay. The other men
+who are staying are working twelve hours a
+day and give up part of their pay so that the
+jobs of the soldiers will be open when they
+come back. Thirty-five Belgian refugees
+are being kept here. Money to keep them
+for twelve months has been subscribed. One
+huge house has been taken over as a hospital
+with twenty-three nurses, all volunteers from
+Northwich. Everybody has done or is doing
+something in the great struggle. The young
+ladies in this neighborhood have no use for a
+man who is not in khaki, and with customary
+north of England frankness tell them so.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I expect that you know that the Government
+<pb n='046'/><anchor id='Pg046'/>
+has sent around forms to every house
+asking the men who are going to volunteer
+to sign, and men long past the military age
+have signed the papers, <q>too old for the war
+service, but willing to serve either at home or
+abroad voluntary for the period of the war.</q>
+Others have offered to do work to allow
+young men to go, to keep their jobs for them.
+This shows the spirit that permeates England.
+There is only one end and that <hi rend='smallcaps'>must</hi>
+be the crushing of the Germans. I don't
+believe people have any idea of the number
+of men who are at present under arms,
+and still the posters everywhere say that we
+must have more men.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I wonder if you know that the Germans
+are shooting British prisoners who are found
+with what they consider insulting post-cards
+of the Kaiser, and even references to His All
+Highest in letters are dangerous. As we are
+nearing the time when we shall go across I
+thought I would mention it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We expect to leave England somewhere
+around January 15th. We have been living in
+<pb n='047'/><anchor id='Pg047'/>
+the mud so long that we are getting quite
+web-footed.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This is a war Christmas. People are too
+excited and anxious to celebrate it. I wonder
+what sort of a Christmas the next one will be!
+What a terrible Christmas the Germans must
+have had in Germany. They admit over one
+million casualties. Fancy a million in less
+than five months. During the Napoleonic
+wars, which extended over twenty years, six
+million died, and yet one side in this war
+already admits one million.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Canadian ordnance stores have been
+given instructions that all equipments down
+to the last button must be ready by the 15th
+of January. That date seems to be the
+favorite one. I believe it is the commencement
+of big things; a move will then be made
+to embark large numbers of troops across to
+France.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All our telegraphic addresses were taken
+when we came away on leave in case it were
+decided to send units over before our term
+of leave expired.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='048'/><anchor id='Pg048'/>
+
+<p>
+A German aviator flew over Dover yesterday
+and made a fierce and terrible bomb
+attack on a cabbage patch. Terrible casualty
+in cabbages. Berlin must have designs on a
+bumper crop of sauerkraut.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Back in camp. It was hard to come down
+to it. Our blankets and clothes left in the
+tent were mildewed, clammy, and partly
+submerged. Our feet are wet and we are
+again soldiers, dirty and cold.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Traveled down in the train with thirty-six
+men of the Canadian contingent who had
+formed an escort for fifty-six undesirables
+who have been shipped back to Canada.
+It seems strange when men are needed so
+badly to ship them back because they are a
+bit unruly or get drunk too often. They will
+all come back with future contingents. Six
+of them made a dash for it at Liverpool.
+Three of them got away altogether.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It snowed yesterday. Last night the camp
+looked beautiful; the tents lit up through the
+snow in the moonlight made a pretty picture,
+<pb n='049'/><anchor id='Pg049'/>
+a suitable subject for a magazine cover, but
+mighty uncomfortable to camp in.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+In a gale last night many tents were blown
+down. We spent all day putting them up
+again. The cook house, a substantial frame
+building, has also blown down again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When I got back I found a Christmas
+hamper, a bunch of holly and a small box of
+maple sugar and packet of cigarettes from
+the Duchess of Connaught with her Christmas
+card. All parcels for the troops came
+in duty free. Our postal system is very
+efficient. We get our letters as regularly as
+we would in a town.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+People send us so many cigarettes that
+we sometimes have too many. I wish we
+could get more tobacco and fewer cigarettes.
+If you remember during the Boer War the
+authorities tried to break the <q>Tommy</q> of
+his <q>fags</q> by giving him more tobacco.
+Now they really seem to encourage cigarette
+smoking, although it really doesn't matter;
+the same things which are harmful in towns
+<pb n='050'/><anchor id='Pg050'/>
+don't have the same bad effects when we
+are living in the open.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All leave is up by the 10th of January for
+everybody, officers and men.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Princess Patricia Canadian Light
+Infantry have gone to the front to the envy
+of everybody. It is a splendid battalion
+with fine officers. They have been lying
+next to our lines and we have made many
+friends with the <q>Pats.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Cerebro-spinal meningitis has broken out,
+and in spite of all efforts to check it, seems
+to be gaining ground. Several officers have
+died with it, and I believe that four battalions
+are quarantined. We have to use chloride of
+lime on the tent floors and around the lines.
+My friend Pat calls it <q>Spike McGuiness.</q>
+The worst of a disease like this is that a
+patient never recovers. Even a cure means
+partial paralysis for life. I believe that
+Salisbury Plain is known for it, and I hear
+that all the ground that troops are now
+occupying is to be ploughed up when we
+leave. As far as that goes we have ploughed
+<pb n='051'/><anchor id='Pg051'/>
+it up a bit already, but a systematic ploughing
+will make it more regular. The subsoil
+is only four inches, then you come to chalky
+clay. The tent-pegs when they are taken
+from the ground are covered with chalk.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I think that the Canadian Contingent has
+had a pretty raw deal. We're not even included
+in the six army divisions which are
+going to France by the end of March. Wish
+I had joined the <q>Princess Pats,</q> who are
+already there. We want to fight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We're having a beastly time as compared
+with the Belgian refugees and the German
+prisoners in England. We're beginning to
+wonder if we are ever going to the front.
+There is now some talk of billeting us in
+Bristol. We've been under arms nearly
+five months and should be good fighting
+material by now. With a similar number of
+men the Germans would have done something
+by this time.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+All the last week the selected few of us have
+been working separately on a course of work
+<pb n='052'/><anchor id='Pg052'/>
+to qualify us for commissions. We have had
+to study hard every spare minute when not
+drilling each other.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Several dogs have attached themselves to
+us; sometimes they find themselves on a
+piece of string, the other end being in a man's
+hand. One of these, a big bull terrier, sleeps
+in the canteen. The beer is quite safe with
+him there, but two nights ago the canteen
+tent, after a great struggle, tore itself off the
+tent-poles and went fifteen feet up in the air
+like a balloon, then collapsed. The dog, I
+regret to say, did not stay at his post, so a
+quantity of beer will have to be marked down
+as lost. This same bull has a pal, a white bull
+terrier, who came out with the officers' class
+the other morning. We had not been drilling
+more than fifteen minutes when he came back
+with a large rabbit. We stewed it at night.
+It certainly was good.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the mechanics has forged an Iron
+Cross which has been presented to the dog in
+recognition of his services.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I doubt if I shall ever be able to sit up to a
+<pb n='053'/><anchor id='Pg053'/>
+table again regularly. I would much sooner
+sleep on the floor, and I have found, when on
+leave, that I preferred sitting on a hearthrug
+to a chair. Even while writing this I am
+lying on my blankets. My pipe is burnt
+down on one side from lighting it from my
+candle.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+To-day being Sunday and as there were
+only two of us left in the tent, the others
+being on leave, we gave it a thorough spring
+cleaning. It needed it! By some oversight
+the sun came out to-day, so that helped.
+We also washed up all our canteens and
+pannikins with disinfectant.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The infantry are bayonet-fighting and
+practicing charges every day. If you want
+a thrill, see them coming over the top at you
+with a yell; the bayonets catch the light and
+flash in a decidedly menacing fashion. They
+practice on dummies, and are so enthusiastic
+that they need new dummies almost every
+lesson.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Every man, on becoming a soldier, becomes
+<pb n='054'/><anchor id='Pg054'/>
+a man with a number and an identification
+disk. My number is 45555 and my <q>cold
+meat ticket,</q> a tag made of red fiber, is
+hanging round my neck on a piece of string.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We're packing up and expect to go away
+next week. Of course, it may be another
+bluff, but somehow I think we really are going
+now, as we have been fitted out with a <q>field
+service-dressing,</q> a packet containing two
+bandages and safety pins, which we have to
+sew into the right-hand bottom corner of our
+tunics. We have also been given our active
+service pay book, a little account book in
+which we have our pay entered. We don't
+get paid much in the field. We carry this
+book instead.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It seems always cold and wet. We are
+very hardened. We look tough and feel that
+way. I haven't had a bath for a month.
+Since I have been soldiering I have done
+every dirty job that there is in the army, and
+there are many. Often when a job seemed
+to be too dirty and too heavy for anybody
+<pb n='055'/><anchor id='Pg055'/>
+else, they looked around for Keene and
+Pat.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+<q>On guard.</q> Writing this in the guard
+tent, when we are not actually on sentry.
+We keep all our equipment on, as we are
+liable to be called out at any minute. We
+sleep with our belts and revolvers in place.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A quarter guard is three men and a noncom.
+The men do two hours on and four off.
+When it comes to a man's turn he has to be
+on his beat no matter what the weather is
+like during the day or night. The cold is
+pretty bad and occasionally it snows. Some
+units have sentry boxes, but we haven't.
+We use a bell tent. I was called this morning
+at five o'clock to do my sentry from five to
+seven. The small oil stove which serves to
+heat the guard tents had evidently been
+smoking for an hour, and over everything
+was a thick film of lamp-black. Everybody
+thought it a great joke until they looked at
+themselves in the mirror and caught sight of
+their own equipment. We must come off
+<pb n='056'/><anchor id='Pg056'/>
+guard as clean as we go on. I got out
+quickly and left them swearing and cleaning
+up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+From five to seven is the most interesting
+relief. I had first to wake the cooks at five
+o'clock and then I watched the gradual
+waking up of the camp. At six o'clock I
+had to wake the orderly sergeants and then
+far away in the distance the first bugle
+sounded reveille, then it was taken up all
+around and gradually the camps all over the
+Plains woke up. Men came out of the tents,
+the calls for the <q>fall in</q> sounded, and the
+rolls were called and the usual business of
+the day commenced. The change from the
+deadness of the night with its absolute stillness
+all takes place in a very short time. To
+a person with any imagination it seems rather
+wonderful. You must remember that we
+can see for miles, and in every direction there
+are hundreds of tents. Each battalion is
+separate, and they have great spaces between
+them; still wherever you look you can see
+tents.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='057'/><anchor id='Pg057'/>
+
+<p>
+I wonder if I told you that aeroplanes are
+all the time flying over our camp. With
+characteristic British frankness they always
+have two huge Union Jacks painted on the
+undersides of the wings. We have become
+so used to them that we scarcely trouble to
+look up unless they are doing stunts.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+The frost makes a fine grip for the cars;
+when the ground freezes over we can take
+the cars anywhere, but unfortunately it
+thaws again too quickly. As we are a motor
+battery we are of course a mile from the road,
+and sometimes it takes an hour and a half to
+get on to it.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+It is a howling night, wind and rain galore.
+I'm wondering how long the tent will last.
+I have been out three times already to look
+at the tent pegs. How often it has been so
+since we first came on to these plains. If
+you are living in tents you notice the changes
+in weather more than under ordinary circumstances,
+and every rain-storm has meant
+<pb n='058'/><anchor id='Pg058'/>
+wet feet for us. But now we have been given
+new black boots, magnificent things, huge,
+heavy <q>ammunition boots,</q> and the wonderful
+thing is they don't let water in. They are
+very big and look like punts, but it's dry
+feet now. I can tell you I am as pleased with
+them as if some one had given me a present
+of cold cash. At first they felt something like
+the Dutch sabots. They seemed absolutely
+unbendable and so we soaked them with
+castor-oil. Once they become moulded to
+the feet they are fine. Of course they are
+not pretty, but they keep the wet out.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have had new tunics issued to us of
+the regular English pattern, much more comfortable
+than our other original ones, and
+then instead of the hard cap we now have
+a soft one, something like a big golf cap with
+the flap on to pull down over the ears. These
+are much more comfortable. They have one
+great advantage over the old kind&mdash;we can
+sleep in them. We can now lie down in our
+complete outfits even to our hats. Once I
+considered it a hardship to sleep in my
+<pb n='059'/><anchor id='Pg059'/>
+clothes. Now to go to bed we don't undress;
+we put on clothes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I managed to get a pass to Salisbury on
+Saturday and went to the local vaudeville
+show. In the row in front of me were several
+young officers of the British Army, and it was
+striking what a clean-cut lot they were.
+England is certainly giving of her best.
+They were not very much different from any
+others, but at the same time they are the type
+of Englishmen who have done things in the
+past and will do things again. They are all
+Kitchener's Army. Thousands of men who
+have never been in the army before threw
+up everything to go in the ranks. You see
+side by side professors, laborers, lawyers,
+doctors, stevedores, carters, all classes, rich
+and poor, a great democratic army, drilling
+to fight so that this may be a decent world
+to live in.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At present it is almost impossible to use
+each man in his own profession as they do in
+Germany, but sometimes the non-commissioned
+officers work it out in this way.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='060'/><anchor id='Pg060'/>
+
+<p>
+Sergeant to squad of recruits:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Henybody 'ere know anythink abart
+cars?</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Yes; I do. I own a Rolls Royce.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Olright; fall out and clean the major's
+motor bike.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One patriotic mother who had a son who
+was a butcher did her best to get him to join
+the Royal Army Medical Corps, because he
+was proficient at cutting up meat and would
+feel quite at home assisting at amputations.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Now that we are approaching the time for
+our departure to France we are hearing that
+favorite farewell to all men going to the front,
+<q>Good-bye, I'll look every day for your name
+in the casualty list.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The <q>Princess Pats</q> have already been in
+action. They had a hard fight and many of
+them have been put out of business. We
+envied them when they went away and still
+do, although it only seems yesterday that we
+were lying together here and now a number of
+them are lying <q>somewhere in France.</q>
+</p>
+
+<pb n='061'/><anchor id='Pg061'/>
+
+<p>
+The jam-making firm of Tickler was
+awarded a huge contract for the supply of
+<q>Tommy's</q> daily four ounces of jam; either
+plum and apple were the cheapest combination
+or else the crop of these two fruits must
+have been enormous, because every single
+tin of jam that went to the training camps,
+France, Dardanelles, or Mesopotamia, was
+of this mixture.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We became so tired of it that we used the
+unopened tins to make borders of flower-beds,
+or we used them to make stepping-stones
+across puddles. Eventually the world's
+supply of plums and apples having been used
+up, the manufacturers were forced to use
+strawberries.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the army all food is handled by the
+Army Service Corps, and as soon as they
+found real jam coming through they took
+it for their own and still forwarded on to us
+their reserve <q>plum and apple.</q> The news
+got around amongst the fighting units:
+result&mdash;the Army Service Corps is now
+known as the <q>Strawberry Jam Pinchers.</q>
+</p>
+
+<pb n='062'/><anchor id='Pg062'/>
+
+<p>
+Reviewed by King George V, and it was
+indeed a very impressive sight. Although
+there were only twenty thousand troops,
+they seemed endless. During the time that
+the King was on the parade ground in company
+with Lord Kitchener, two aeroplanes
+kept guard in the sky. Our K. of K. is a big,
+fine man who looks the part. An inspection
+by the King is always a sure sign of a unit's
+impending departure. He traveled down on
+the new railway which had just been built
+by the defaulters of the Canadian Contingent.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At the last minute I managed to get weekend
+leave and went to London. No Canadians
+there! I caught sight of a military
+picket, sergeant and twelve men, looking for
+stray ones, though. Another picket held me
+up and made me button my greatcoat. I
+did! It isn't clever to argue with pickets at
+any time!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The train was three hours late. Troops'
+trains were occupying the lines. From Bulford
+we walked home in a hail-storm. Got in
+<pb n='063'/><anchor id='Pg063'/>
+about five o'clock just as the reveille was
+blowing in the other lines. They were just
+leaving for the front, and had made great
+fires where they were burning up rubbish
+and stuff they couldn't take with them.
+Tons of it! Chairs, mattresses, and tables.
+When we move, everything except equipment
+has to be discarded. We can't do anything
+with extras. We have to cut our own stuff
+down to the very smallest dimensions. I
+walked through the lines afterward of other
+battalions who had left, and I saw fold-up
+bedsteads, uniforms, equipment, books, buckets,
+washing-bowls, cartridges and stoves
+of every conceivable kind and shape; hundreds,
+from the single <q>Beatrice</q> to the
+big tiled heaters. Some tents were half
+full of blankets thrown in, others with
+harness. All the government stuff is collected,
+but private stuff is burnt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the army you soon realize that you have
+to make yourself comfortable your own way.
+I don't hesitate to take anything. If I have
+on a pair of puttees which are a bit worn and
+<pb n='064'/><anchor id='Pg064'/>
+I find a new pair,&mdash;well, I just calmly yet
+cautiously annex them and discard the old
+ones. We found a barrel of beer had been
+left by one of the other units, so we carefully
+carried the prize to our lines and then tapped
+it. Zowie! It was a beer barrel all right,
+only it was filled with linseed oil.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Thank the Lord!! Under a roof, sitting on
+a real chair; tablecloth, plates; and I'm dry.
+We have come to Wilton (of carpet fame)
+and I'm in a billet. I have a real bed to
+sleep in. Last night I lay on the floor of a
+mildewed tent; couldn't sleep on account of
+the cold. To-night I sleep between sheets,
+and the wonderful thing is that I'm not on
+leave.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We drove our cars down here, each of us
+hoping that we would never again see Bustard
+Camp, Salisbury Plain, as long as we
+lived; it had been our home for five months.
+Yesterday we felt like mutiny; to-day every
+one is smiling. As soon as we were <q>told off</q>
+Pat and I went to our billet, a nice clean little
+<pb n='065'/><anchor id='Pg065'/>
+house close to the center of the town. The
+owner is a baker. I felt kind of uncomfortable
+with my boots and clothes plastered up with
+mud, but the good lady said, <q>Don't 'e mind,
+come in, bless you; I've 'ad soldiers afore.
+The last one 'e said as 'ow he couldn't sleep
+it were so quiet 'ere.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I had a wash (this is Friday night), the
+first since Wednesday morning. The idea
+of having as much water as you want, without
+having to go a half mile over a swamp,
+pleased me so much that I used about six
+basinsful in the scullery.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When the lady of the house asked us <emph>what</emph>
+we would <emph>like</emph> to eat, we both fainted. I'm
+afraid we're going to get spoiled here.
+Couldn't sleep at first. Cold sheets and
+having all my clothes off&mdash;too great a
+strain! Had breakfast and then drove our
+cars to the canal, where we scrubbed and
+washed them down inside and out.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This afternoon I've been into every shop
+I could find, chiefly to talk to people who are
+not soldiers. Even went into the church to
+<pb n='066'/><anchor id='Pg066'/>
+look around and listened to the parrotlike
+description of the place by the sexton.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Everybody is happy, and although it has
+rained ever since we have been here, we
+haven't noticed it yet. I may say there
+are four or five kids, and the whole house
+could be packed into our front room. Still,
+<q>gimme a billet any time.</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I have just received the news that I have
+been given a Second Lieutenancy in the
+Motor Machine Gun Service, Royal Field
+Artillery, and I go into camp at Bisley at
+once. I am very glad that before being an
+officer I have been a private, because I now
+have the latter's point of view. I am going
+to try hard to be a good officer; promotion
+always means more work and responsibility,&mdash;so
+here goes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have been very busy lately training my
+new section, and we are now part of the 12th
+Battery, Motor Machine Guns, 17th Division
+British Expeditionary Force, leaving to-day
+for the <q>Great Adventure.</q>
+</p>
+
+<pb n='067'/><anchor id='Pg067'/>
+
+<p>
+Somewhere in France. At last we are here.
+We landed at a place the name of which
+I am not allowed to mention, and were
+then taken by a guide to a <q>Rest Camp</q>
+about two miles from the docks. If they
+had called it a garbage dump I shouldn't
+have been surprised. You would be very
+much surprised with the France of to-day.
+Everybody speaks English; smart khaki
+soldiers in thousands everywhere.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Already I have seen men who have been
+gassed and the hospitals here are full of
+wounded. Our troops are arriving all day and
+night and marching away. English money is
+taken here, but French is more satisfactory as
+you are likely to get done on the change. The
+officers have a mess here just as in England.
+Actually we are farther away from the firing
+line than we were in camp at Bisley; but we
+leave to-day on our machines going direct to
+it. There was a transport torpedoed just
+outside; they managed to beach her just
+in time. The upper decks and masts are
+sticking up above water.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='068'/><anchor id='Pg068'/>
+
+<p>
+Since I last wrote anything in this diary
+we have ridden over one hundred and ten
+miles by road towards the firing line. All
+day yesterday it poured. The country was
+beautiful, ripening corn everywhere, the
+villages are full of old half-timbered houses,
+the roads are all national roads built for
+war purposes by Napoleon, and run straight;
+on either side are tall, poplar shade trees, so
+that the roads run through endless avenues.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At night we stayed in a quaint village inn.
+The men all slept in a loft over their machines.
+Our soaked clothes were put in the kitchen
+to dry, but owing to the number of them,
+they just warmed up by the morning. One
+officer has to follow in the rear of every unit
+to pick up the stragglers. I had to bring
+up the rear of the column to-day&mdash;result: I
+didn't get in until early in the morning,
+only to find the other subalterns <q>sawing
+wood.</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Yesterday was the French National Day.
+We were cheered as we rode along, and
+<pb n='069'/><anchor id='Pg069'/>
+women and children smothered us with
+flowers. In the morning a funeral of two
+small children passed us. Our battery commander
+called the battery to attention and
+officers saluted. The priest was two days
+overdue with his shave&mdash;soldiers notice
+things like that, you know.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+To-day we continued our ride; the weather
+was much better&mdash;dried our clothes by
+wearing them. Strange to run through
+Normandy villages and suddenly come across
+British Tommies&mdash;many of them speaking
+French. A Royal Navy car has just passed
+us; our navy seems omnipresent. I saw an
+old woman reading a letter by the side of an
+old farmhouse to some old people, evidently
+from a soldier, probably their son. It reminded
+me a great deal of one of Millet's
+pictures. Every one thinks of the war here
+and nothing but the war; it's not <q>Business
+as Usual.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We stay here one night and move away
+to-morrow. We can hear the guns faintly.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='070'/><anchor id='Pg070'/>
+
+<p>
+The three section officers, myself and two
+others, are sleeping in a hut together. It is
+one of these new collapsible kind, very convenient.
+We are now all in bed. Outside
+the only sound we can hear is the sentries
+challenging and the mosquitoes singing.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+All males are soldiers in France, even the
+old men. They look very fine in their blue
+uniforms, but I have a prejudice for our
+khaki Tommies. We get good food as we
+travel, but pay war prices for it. Cherries
+are now in season; we don't pay for them,
+however.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Rode another sixty miles to-day. A car
+smashed into the curb, cannoned off and
+ran over me, busting my machine up. The
+front wheel went over my leg. My revolver
+and leather holster saved me from a fracture,
+but I got badly bruised up. I was very
+scared that I should not be able to go
+<q>up</q> with the Battery. It would be almost
+a disgrace to go back broken up by a car
+<pb n='071'/><anchor id='Pg071'/>
+without even getting a whack at the Boche.
+Had to ride later on another machine twenty-five
+miles through the night without lights,
+in a blinding rain.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Everything interesting. Should like to
+have a camera with me. I had to post mine
+back. So many things are done in the British
+Army by putting a man on his honor. They
+just ask you to do things. They don't order
+you to do it. It was that way with me;
+they merely <q>asked</q> me to post my camera
+back.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Great powerful cars rush by here all day
+and all night, regardless of speed limits.
+Every hour or so you see a convoy of twenty
+or thirty motor lorries in line bringing up
+ammunition or supplies, or coming back
+empty. Every point bristles with sentries
+who demand passes. If you are not able to
+answer satisfactorily, they just shoot. The
+French soldiers have magnificent uniforms;
+the predominating color is a sort of cobalt
+blue. To see sentries, French and British
+<pb n='072'/><anchor id='Pg072'/>
+together, they make quite a nice color
+scheme.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Officers censor all letters. I censor sometimes
+fifty letters a day. One man put
+in a letter to-day, <q>I can't write anything
+endearing in this, as my section officer will
+read it.</q> Another, <q>I enclose ten shillings.
+Very likely you will not receive this, as my
+officer has to censor this letter.</q> Of course
+we don't have time to read all the letters
+through. We look for names of places and
+numbers of divisions, brigades, etc., but I
+couldn't help noticing that one of my men,
+whom I have long suspected of being a Don
+Juan, had by one mail written exactly the
+same letter to five different girls in England,
+altering only the addresses and the affectionate
+beginnings.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The village in which I am now was visited
+last September by twelve German officers
+who came through in motor cars; the villagers
+cried, <q>Vivent les Anglais,</q> for not having
+seen an English soldier they took it for
+granted that the <q>Tommy</q> had come.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='073'/><anchor id='Pg073'/>
+
+<p>
+Everybody goes armed to the teeth. I
+have my belt, a regular Christmas tree for
+hanging things on, with revolver and cartridges
+on even while I'm writing this. We
+carry a lot, but we soon get used to it.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+The corn is being cut now. Through the
+window opposite I can see it standing in
+newly-stacked sheaves. These places are
+the favorite sketching grounds of artists in
+normal times, and I often wonder if they
+ever will be again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We return salutes with all the French and
+Belgian officers. It is difficult sometimes to
+distinguish them. I got fooled by a Belgian
+postman, and then went to work and cut a
+French general.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The nearer we get to the firing line the finer
+the type of soldier. They are the magnificent
+Britishers of Kitchener's First Army. It
+makes you proud to see them marching by,
+dirty and wet with sweat. I watched two
+battalions come through; they had marched
+twenty miles through the sun with new issue
+<pb n='074'/><anchor id='Pg074'/>
+boots; a few of them had fallen out, and other
+men and officers were carrying their equipment
+and rifles; many of the officers carried
+two rifles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I am now well within sound of the guns.
+A German Taube was shelled as it came over
+our firing line yesterday. One man was lying
+on his back asleep with his hat over his eyes,
+when a piece of shrapnel from one of the
+<q>Archies</q> hit him in the stomach&mdash;result:
+one blasphemous, indignant casualty. From
+the road I can see one of the observation
+balloons, a queer sausage-shaped airship.
+We may be moved up into the thick of it
+at any time now.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I have been over into Belgium to-day:
+crossed the frontier on my motor bike; the
+roads are terrible, all this beastly <q>pavé</q>
+cobblestones; awful stuff to ride over on a
+motor cycle. Shell holes on both sides of
+the road, and I saw three graves in the
+corner of a hop garden. All along the
+road there were dozens and dozens of old
+<pb n='075'/><anchor id='Pg075'/>
+London motor buses, taking men to the
+trenches. They still have the advertisements
+on them and are driven by the bus-drivers
+themselves. Three hundred came over with
+their own machines. They are now soldiers.
+The observation balloon I mentioned yesterday
+was shelled down to-day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I am writing this in an old Flemish farmhouse,
+and the room I'm sitting in has a
+carved rafter ceiling, red brick floor and
+nasty purple cabbage wallpaper. All the men
+of the house with the exception of the old
+man are at the war; one son has already
+died. The Germans have been through here.
+They tied the mayor of the town to a tree
+and shot him. The trenches have been filled
+in, all the wreckage cleared, and they have a
+new mayor.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+It is not yet 7 <hi rend='smallcaps'>a.m.</hi> I am an orderly officer
+and have to take the men out for a run at six.
+I came back and bought a London <q>Daily
+Mail</q> of yesterday from a country-woman.
+We are at least three miles from the town,
+<pb n='076'/><anchor id='Pg076'/>
+but they are enterprising enough to bring
+papers to us at this time in the morning.
+A <q>Daily Mail</q> costs four cents.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Since I last wrote I have been up to the
+front line. Everything is different from what
+you imagine. The German trenches are
+easily distinguished through glasses; their
+sand-bags are multi-colored. Shrapnel was
+bursting over ruins of an old town in their
+lines. When you look through a periscope
+at the wilderness, it is difficult to imagine
+that thousands of soldiers on both sides have
+burrowed themselves into the earth. The
+evidence of their alertness is shown by their
+snipers, who are always busy whenever the
+target is up.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A battery of eight-inch howitzers was
+opening fire. Our battery commander, hearing
+this, sent us up. The guns, big fellows,
+were well concealed. They were painted in
+protective colors and covered with screens of
+branches to prevent aerial observation. In
+the grounds all over the place were dug-outs,
+deep rabbit burrows, ten or twelve feet down,
+<pb n='077'/><anchor id='Pg077'/>
+into which everybody went immediately.
+The Germans started their <q>hate.</q> The
+firing is done by hand cord; other big guns
+are fired electrically. An enormous flash,
+an ear-splitting crash, a great sheet of flame
+from the muzzle, and two hundred pounds of
+steel is sent tearing through the air to the
+<q>Kultur</q> exponents. The whole gun lifts off
+the ground and runs back on its oil-compression
+springs. These guns are moved by
+their own caterpillar tractors which are kept
+somewhere close by. In three quarters of an
+hour they can get them started on the road.
+The ground for these emplacements was the
+orchard of a chateau. While we were there
+a whistle blew three times, an order shouted;
+immediately the guns were covered up and
+the men took cover. The enemy had sent
+an aeroplane to locate them. If they could
+once find them, hundreds of shells would
+rain on this spot in a few minutes. At a few
+yards' distance I couldn't see the guns
+myself. The <q>Hows</q> were firing at a house
+in the German lines which had been giving
+<pb n='078'/><anchor id='Pg078'/>
+trouble. In three rounds they got it and
+then started in to <q>dust</q> the neighborhood.
+Of course, the firing is indirect. The officers
+and men who are with the guns don't see the
+effects. Apparently they fire straight away
+in the air. The observation is done by the
+forward observing officer in the fire trenches
+who corrects them by 'phone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After the appointed number of rounds had
+been fired, we adjourned to the chateau, a
+fine house, marble mantelpiece, plaster ceilings,
+gilt mirror panels, etc. It has still a
+few pieces of furniture left, no carpets, most
+of the windows are smashed; shells have
+visited it, but chiefly in splinters. I saw one
+picture on the wall with a hole drilled in by
+a shrapnel bullet which had gone clean
+through as though it had been drilled. It
+hadn't smashed the glass otherwise. From a
+window of the room, which the officers use
+as a mess, a neat row of graves is to be seen.
+Outside there are great shell holes, most
+of them big enough to bury a horse. Suddenly
+a shriek and a deafening explosion
+<pb n='079'/><anchor id='Pg079'/>
+occurred in the garden. <q>Sixty-pound shrapnel!
+Evening hate,</q> said an artillery sub.
+We left! We had been sent up to see the
+guns fire and not to be fired at.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To go home we had to pass a village completely
+deserted, a village that was once
+prosperous, where people lived and traded
+and only wanted to be left alone. Now grass
+is growing in the streets. Shops have their
+merchandise strewn and rotting in all directions.
+On one fragment of a wall a family
+portrait was still hanging, and a woman's
+undergarments. A grand piano, and a perambulator
+tied in a knot were trying to
+get down through a coal chute. To wander
+through a village like this one that has been
+smashed up, and with the knowledge that
+the smashing up may be continued any time,
+is thrilling. Churches are always hateful to
+the Germans. They shell them all; bits of
+the organs are wrapped around the tombstones,
+and coffins, bones and skulls are
+churned up into a great stew. In some of the
+villages a few of the inhabitants had stayed
+<pb n='080'/><anchor id='Pg080'/>
+and traded with the soldiers. They lived in
+cellars usually and suffered terribly. British
+military police direct the traffic when there
+is any, and are stationed at crossroads with
+regular beats like a city policeman.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+While traveling to another part of the
+line we had an opportunity of seeing the
+<q>Archies</q> (anti-aircraft guns) working.
+They were mounted on lorries and fire quite
+good-sized shells. They fired about fifty
+shots at one Taube, but didn't register a
+bull. Later in the evening from a trench we
+had the satisfaction of seeing another aeroplane
+set on fire, burn, and drop into the
+German lines like a shot partridge. Aeroplanes
+are as common as birds. Yesterday
+a <q>Pfeil</q> (arrow) biplane came right over
+our lines and was chased off by our own
+machines. The enemy's aeroplanes have
+their iron cross painted on the underside of
+their wings and are more hawkish-looking
+than ours. They are more often used for
+reconnoitering and taking photographs than
+for dropping bombs.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='081'/><anchor id='Pg081'/>
+
+<p>
+We are being moved up closer to the firing
+line. I have been made billeting officer.
+I went to headquarters; a staff colonel
+showed me a subdivision on a map. <q>Go
+there and select a place for your unit.</q> The
+place was a wretched village of about six
+houses, all of which are more or less
+smashed about, windows repaired with
+sacking and pieces of wood. All of the
+inhabitants have moved except those who
+are too poor. Every square inch is utilized.
+I managed to get a cow-shed for the officers.
+It looks comfortable. On the door I could
+just decipher, written in chalk, by some previous
+billeting officer,&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l>2 Staff Officers</l>
+<l>6 Officers</l>
+<l>2 Horses</l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+Billeting chalk marks are on almost all the
+shops and houses up from the coast to the
+front.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The field which we are expecting to put
+the men into belonged to a miller who lived
+<pb n='082'/><anchor id='Pg082'/>
+in a different area. We went to see him. He
+couldn't speak English or French, so I tried
+him with German. While we were talking,
+I noticed some non-coms watching us very
+intently and was not surprised to find one
+following us back down the road. When he
+saw our car he came up and apologized for
+having taken us for spies. They are looking
+for two Germans in our lines wearing British
+uniforms, who have given several gun
+positions away. Two days ago the enemy
+shelled the road systematically on both sides
+for half a mile when an ammunition column
+was due. It was quite dark before we left;
+the sky was continually lit up by the star
+shells, very pretty white rockets, which light
+up No Man's Land. The enemy has a very
+good kind which remains alight for several
+minutes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our days of comfortable billets are over,
+I am afraid. Unless you are working hard,
+it is miserable here,&mdash;wrecked towns, bad
+roads, shell holes, smells, dirt, soldiers,
+horses, trenches. The inhabitants are a
+<pb n='083'/><anchor id='Pg083'/>
+poor, wretched lot. Many of them are
+thieves and spies. We are right in Belgium,
+where flies and smells are as varied
+as in the Orient.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Wherever we travel by day or night we are
+constantly challenged by sentries and have
+to produce our passes. We stopped in one
+darkened shell-riddled town and knocked up
+an <foreign rend='italic'>estaminet</foreign>; we got a much finer meal than
+you can get at many places farther back.
+We talked to the woman who kept it and
+asked her if she slept in the cellar. <q>Oh, no!
+I sleep upstairs, they never bombard except
+at three in the morning or nine at night.
+Then I go into the cellar.</q> This woman was
+a very pleasant, intelligent person, most
+probably a spy. Intelligent people generally
+leave the danger zone.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Marching through the sloughed-up mud,
+through shell holes filled with putrid water,
+amongst most depressing conditions, I saw
+a working party returning to their billets.
+They were wet through and wrapped up with
+scarves, wool helmets, and gloves. Over
+<pb n='084'/><anchor id='Pg084'/>
+their clothes was a veneer of plastered mud.
+They marched along at a slow swing and in
+a mournful way sang&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>Left&mdash;Left&mdash;Left</q></l>
+<l><q rend='post'>We&mdash;are&mdash;the tough Guys!</q></l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+Apparently there are no more words to this
+song because after a pause of a few beats
+they commenced again&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l><q>Left&mdash;Left&mdash;Left&mdash;</q></l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+They looked exactly what they said they
+were.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Windmills, of which there are a good
+many, are only allowed to work under observation.
+It was found that they were
+often giving the enemy information, using
+the position of the sails to spell out codes in
+the same way as in semaphore; clock-hands
+on church towers are also used in the same
+way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I saw a pathetic sight to-day. A stretcher
+came by with a man painfully wounded; he
+was inclined to whimper; one of the stretcher-bearers
+<pb n='085'/><anchor id='Pg085'/>
+said quietly to him, <q>Be British.</q>
+He immediately straightened himself out
+and asked for a <q>fag.</q> He died that night.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We had a terrific bombardment last night;
+the ground shook all night and the sky
+was lit up for miles. The Boches used
+liquid fire on some new troops and we lost
+ground.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I found this piece of poetry on the wall of
+a smashed-up chateau, and I have copied it
+exactly as I found it. The writing was on a
+darkened wall, and while I copied it my guide
+held a torchlight up to it. The place passes
+as <q>Dead Cow Farm</q> on all official maps.
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='post'>I've traveled many journeys in my one score years and ten,</q></l>
+<l>And oft enjoyed the company of jovial fellow men,</l>
+<l>But of all the happy journeys none can compare to me</l>
+<l>With the Red-Cross special night express from the trenches to the sea.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>It's Bailleul, Boulogne, Blighty, that's the burden of the song,</q></l>
+<l>Oh, speed the train along.</l>
+<pb n='086'/><anchor id='Pg086'/>
+<l>If you've only half a stomach and you haven't got a knee,</l>
+<l>You'll choke your groans and try to shout the chorus after me.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<lg>
+<l>Bailleul, Boulogne, and Blighty, dear old Blighty <q>cross the sea.</q></l>
+</lg>
+
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>Now some of us are mighty bad and some are wounded slight,</q></l>
+<l>And some will see their threescore years and some won't last the night,</l>
+<l>But the Red Cross train takes up the strain all in a minor key</l>
+<l>And sings Boulogne and Blighty as she rumbles to the sea.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>Oh, it's better than the trenches and it's better than the rain,</q></l>
+<l>It's better than the mud and stink; we're going home again,</l>
+<l>Though most of us have left some of us on the wrong side of the sea.</l>
+<l>We are a lot of blooming cripples, but&mdash;downhearted? No, siree.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>There's a holy speed about this train for each of us can see</q></l>
+<l>That we will cross the shining channel that lies 'twixt her and me</l>
+<l>To the one and only Blighty, our Blighty, 'cross the sea,'</l>
+<l><q rend='post'>Where the blooming Huns can never come, 'twixt her and home and
+me.</q></l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<pb n='087'/><anchor id='Pg087'/>
+
+<p>
+<q>Blighty</q> is the wound which sends a
+man home to England; it's a war word which
+came originally from the Indians, but now
+universally adopted in the new trench language.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was walking along a trench when a man,
+who was sitting on a firestep looking up into
+a little trench mirror (which is used by putting
+the end of the bayonet between the
+glass and the frame), just crumpled up, shot
+through the heart. He didn't say a word.
+The trench had thinned out and the bullet
+had come through, nearly four feet down
+from the top of the parapet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Bad shell fire this afternoon. Saw shells
+churning things up seventy-five yards away;
+many passed overhead; had a ride on my
+motor cycle with the other officers to reconnoiter
+the roads leading down to the part of
+the trenches we have taken over; road was
+shelled as we came along. Two <q>coal boxes</q>
+hit the road and smashed up a cottage in
+front of us; we picked up pieces of the shell
+too hot to hold.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='088'/><anchor id='Pg088'/>
+
+<p>
+Our billet now is another large farm, with
+the pump in the center of the manure heap
+as usual; our machines are parked all round
+a field close to the hedges to make a smaller
+target and also to prevent aerial observation.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I went through a town this morning which
+has been on everybody's lips for months&mdash;I
+have never seen such devastation in my
+life; it baffles description. The San Francisco
+earthquake was a joke to this. Thousands
+and thousands of shells have pummeled
+and smashed until very little remains besides
+wreckage. Most of the shelling has been
+done to deliberately destroy the objects of
+architectural value.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My quarters are in a loft amongst rags, old
+agricultural implements, sacks, and the accumulation
+of years of dirt; flies wake me
+up at daylight.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This morning I went for a drink in the
+<foreign rend='italic'>estaminet</foreign> I have mentioned already. Two
+shells have been through the sides of the
+house since we were last there, but they both
+came through at the usual scheduled time.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='089'/><anchor id='Pg089'/>
+
+<p>
+This poor country is pockmarked with
+shell craters like a great country with a skin
+disease. Trees have been splintered worse
+than any storm could do. Nothing has been
+spared. The mineral rights of this territory
+should be very valuable some day. When
+we have all finished salting the earth with
+nickel, lead, steel, copper, and aluminum,
+old-metal dealers will probably set up offices
+in No Man's Land.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Belgium will have to be rebuilt entirely,
+or left as it is, a monument to <q>Kultur.</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+My section has been ordered up to a divisional
+area on the south of the salient. In
+accordance with instructions I went up to
+Ypres this morning to find a place to park
+the machines.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Contrary to the popular belief, we do not
+fight our guns from the motor cycles themselves.
+We use our machines to get about
+on, and the guns are taken up as near as
+possible to the position we are to occupy,
+which is usually behind Brigade Headquarters.
+<pb n='090'/><anchor id='Pg090'/>
+Brigadiers have a great aversion to any
+kind of motor vehicle being driven past their
+headquarters, owing to the movement and
+noise, which they believe attracts attention to
+themselves, and as a rule the sentries posted
+outside will see that no machines go by. We
+get up as far as we can, because after we part
+from our machines, everything must be carried
+up through the trenches by hand.
+</p>
+
+<anchor id='illus-motor'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/motor.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I arrived at the town early and reported
+to the major who is in charge of the town and
+of the troops quartered there. He was living
+in the prison, a substantial brick and
+stone building, which has been smashed about
+a bit, but which is still a fairly good structure.
+The major is a fine, gruff old gentleman
+who was a master of fox hounds in the
+North of England. He came over with a
+detachment of cavalry. He is past the age
+limit, and it was decided that although he was
+a fine soldier, perhaps his age would be a
+deterrent and his job ought to be something
+lighter, so they gave him one of the fiercest
+jobs in the world&mdash;O. C. Ypres!
+</p>
+
+<pb n='091'/><anchor id='Pg091'/>
+
+<p>
+I was sent in, and when he heard my errand
+he said, <q>You want to park your machines
+in Ypres? Why don't you take them
+up in the German front lines? You'll be safer
+there than here. Listen to the shelling now.</q>
+I knew this, but I was doing just exactly
+what I was told. He continued: <q>I have now
+thousands of troops here and my daily casualties
+are enormous, so naturally I don't want
+any more men. The best plan for you will be
+to go down the Lille road and pick a house
+below <q>Shrapnel Corner.</q></q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I went on through the town, under the
+Lille gate, across the tram lines, past the
+famous cross-roads known as <q>Shrapnel
+Corner</q> and chummed up with some artillery
+officers. They told me that I could
+have any of the houses I wanted. I picked
+a couple which looked to me to be more complete
+than the rest and chalked them up.
+This whole place was alive with batteries.
+While I was there I heard a shout and suddenly
+a hidden battery of guns, sunk behind
+the road with the muzzles almost resting on
+<pb n='092'/><anchor id='Pg092'/>
+it, started firing across in the direction of the
+part of Belgium occupied by Fritz. I had
+passed within two feet of these guns and yet
+had not seen them, they were so well <q>camouflaged.</q>
+On my way back I saw the <q>Big
+Berthas</q> bursting in the town, and I was
+surprised that so little damage had been
+actually done to the Lille gate itself. Shells
+had visited everywhere in the neighborhood,
+but had not smashed this old structure.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I went home, collected my men together,
+and told them the importance of the work
+we were to undertake. I have found it always
+a good thing to make the men think the
+job that they are doing is of great importance.
+Better results are obtained that way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We went to an <q>engineer dump</q> on the
+way up just after the enemy had landed a
+shell on a wagon loading building material,
+and wounded were being carried off and the
+mangled horses had been dragged on one
+side. As the wounded came by I called my
+section to attention, the compliment due to
+wounded men paid by units drawn up.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='093'/><anchor id='Pg093'/>
+
+<p>
+We drew our sandbags in the usual way
+by requisitioning for five thousand and getting
+one thousand. Always ask for more
+than you expect to get.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As we came into Ypres, a military policeman
+on duty told me it was unhealthy to go
+the usual way through the Market Square,
+because the shelling was bad in that part of
+the town, so I spread the machines out and
+started on down a side street. We were getting
+on finely and I was congratulating myself
+on getting through, when two houses,
+hit from the back, collapsed across the
+street in front of my machine. Without
+any ceremony I turned my machine back
+along the street which we had come and
+went through the Market Square down the
+Lille road, under the gate, being followed by
+my section. About four hundred yards down
+I stopped; holding my solo motor cycle between
+my legs, standing up, I looked back.
+I counted my machines as they came up. If
+it hadn't been so scary, it really would
+have been funny, to see these machines
+<pb n='094'/><anchor id='Pg094'/>
+coming down the road through shell holes
+and over piles of bricks, as fast as the
+drivers could make them go. The men were
+hanging on for dear life and the machines
+rocked from side to side, but they were all
+there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Down the road we went to the houses;
+there we parked the machines and unpacked.
+A guard was placed over them and the rest
+of us marched down to the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+An officer has to buy all his own equipment
+and is allowed two hundred and fifty
+dollars by the Government towards the cost.
+An officer carries a revolver, but all junior
+officers as soon as possible acquire a rifle.
+The men of a <q>salvage company</q> were
+collecting all the rifles, bayonets, and parts
+of equipment near where I was to-day
+and I managed to get a Lee-Enfield (British
+rifle) in good shape. I felt that I would
+like to have a rifle and bayonet handy.
+I found a good-looking bayonet sticking in
+the side of a sandbag wall. It looked lonely.
+<pb n='095'/><anchor id='Pg095'/>
+The scabbard I am using was resting in a
+loft of a deserted brewery. I am now complete
+with rifle, bayonet, and scabbard.
+</p>
+
+<anchor id='illus-wipers'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/wipers.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>"Wipers"</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes you see a man smashed about
+in a terrible way, such a mess that you think
+he is a goner; he may recover. Another man
+may have just a small wound and will die.
+A bullet hitting a man in the head will smash
+it as effectually as a sledge-hammer. Once
+a man leaves your unit, wounded, you don't
+see him again. You get a fresh draft.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+No one thinks of peace here. Germany
+must be put in a similar state to Belgium
+first.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We never travel anywhere without our
+smoke helmets; they come right over our
+heads and are tucked into our shirts; they
+have two glass eye-pieces. When we have
+them on we look like the old Spanish gentleman
+who ran the <q>Star Chamber.</q>
+Helmets must always be ready to put on
+instantly. Gas is a matter of seconds in
+coming over. The helmets are better than
+respirators, but have to be constantly inspected.
+<pb n='096'/><anchor id='Pg096'/>
+A small hole, or if one is allowed to
+dry, means a casualty.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Storm brewing. Flies bad, driven in by
+the wind. Nature goes on just the same. I
+suppose that this farm would be just as fly-ridden
+in an ordinary summer. During the
+bombarding yesterday I noticed swallows
+flying about quite unconcerned. Corn,
+mostly self-planted, grows right up to the
+trenches. Cabbages grow wild. Communicating
+trenches run right through fields of
+crops; flowers grow in profusion between the
+lines, big red poppies and field daisies, and
+there are often hundreds of little frogs in the
+bottom of the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+A trip to No Man's Land is an excursion
+which you never forget. It varies in width
+and horrors. My impression was similar to
+what I should feel being on Broadway without
+any clothes&mdash;a naked feeling. Forty-seven
+and one half inches of earth are necessary
+to stop a bullet, and it's nice to have that
+amount of dirt between you and the enemy's
+<pb n='097'/><anchor id='Pg097'/>
+bullets. The dead lie out in between the lines
+or hang up on the wire; they don't look
+pretty after they have been out some time.
+It's a pleasant job to have to get their identification
+disks, and we have to search the
+bodies of the enemy dead for papers and
+even buttons so that we can know what unit
+is in front of us. Flowers grow in between,
+butterflies play together, and birds nest
+in the wire. When the grass becomes too
+high it has to be cut, because otherwise it
+would prevent good observation. In some
+places grass doesn't have a chance to even
+take root, let alone grow. The shells take
+care of that.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I managed to get a translation of a diary
+kept by a German soldier who fell on the
+field. Below is an exact translation and gives
+the point of view of a man in the trenches on
+the other side of the line. He was writing
+his diary at the same time I was writing mine,
+and we were both fighting around the salient
+at Ypres, Hooge being on the point of the
+salient farthest east. This part, which was
+<pb n='098'/><anchor id='Pg098'/>
+once a place of beauty which people came
+long distances to see, is now like a great
+muddy Saragossa Sea which at the height of
+its fury has suddenly become frozen with
+the tortured limbs of trees and men, and
+wreckage and reeking smells, until it can
+again lash itself in wild fury into whirlpools.
+It is in all respects Purgatory, but of greater
+horror than Dante ever dreamt of.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='italic'>Diary of F---- P---- of the 6th Company,
+3d Battalion, 132d Regiment. Killed at
+Hooge on August 9th, 1915.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On May 10, we were told to prepare for the
+journey to the front. Each man received his
+service ammunition and two days' rations, and
+we then started with heavy packs on our backs
+and our water-bottles full of coffee. After a long
+march we reached our reserve position, where we
+were put into rest billets for two days in wooden
+huts hidden in a wood. We could hear from here
+the noise of the shells coming through the air.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On May 13, we moved into the trenches, in the
+night. We were a whole hour moving along a
+communication trench one and one-half metres
+deep, right up to the front line some fifty metres
+<pb n='099'/><anchor id='Pg099'/>
+from the enemy. This was to be our post. We
+had hardly got in before the bullets came flying
+over our heads. Look out for the English! They
+know how to shoot! I need hardly say we did
+not wait to return the compliment. We answered
+each one of their greetings and always with success,
+inasmuch as we stood to our loopholes for
+twenty-four hours with two-hour reliefs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At length early on the 15th, at four o'clock,
+came our first attack. After a preliminary smoking-out
+with gas, our artillery got to work, and
+about ten o'clock we climbed out of the trenches
+and advanced fifty metres in the hail of bullets.
+Here I got my first shot through the coat. Three
+comrades were killed at the outset of the assault,
+and some twenty slightly or severely wounded,
+but we had obtained our object. The trench was
+ours, although the English twice attempted to
+turn us out of it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The fight went on till eleven o'clock that evening.
+We were then relieved by the 10th Company,
+and made our way back along the communication
+trenches to our old positions. Here
+we remained until the third day, standing by at
+night and passing two days without sleep. We
+were hardly able to get our meals. From every
+side firing was going on, and shots came plugging
+two metres deep into the ground. This was my
+baptism of fire. It cannot be described as it
+really is&mdash;something like an earthquake, when
+<pb n='100'/><anchor id='Pg100'/>
+the big shells come at one and make holes in the
+ground large enough to hold forty or fifty men
+comfortably. How easy and comfortable seemed
+our road back to the huts.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We remained in the huts for three days, resting
+before we went up again to <q>Hell Fire,</q> as
+they call the first line trenches in front of Ypres.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then suddenly in the middle of the night an
+alarm. Our neighbors had allowed themselves
+to be driven out of our hard-won position, and
+the 6th Company, with the 8th and 5th, had to
+make good the lost ground. A hasty march
+through the communication trenches up to the
+front, the night lit up far and wide with searchlights
+and flares and ourselves in a long chain
+lying on our bellies. Towards two in the morning
+the Englishmen came on, 1500 men strong.
+The battle may be imagined. About 200 returned
+to the line they started from. Over 1300 dead
+and wounded lay on the ground. Six machine
+guns and a quantity of rifles and equipment were
+taken back by us, the 132d Regiment, and the
+old position was once more in our possession.
+What our neighbors lost the 132d regained.
+There was free beer that evening and a concert!
+At 11 <hi rend='smallcaps'>p.m.</hi> once more we withdrew to the rear,
+our 2d, 4th and 10th Companies relieving us.
+We slept a whole day and night like the dead.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On June 15th, we again went back to rest billets,
+but towards midday we were once more sent
+<pb n='101'/><anchor id='Pg101'/>
+up to the front line to reinforce our right wing,
+which was attacked by French and English.
+Just as we got to our trenches we were greeted
+by a heavy shell fire, the shells falling in front of
+our parapets, making the sandbags totter. Seeing
+this, I sprang to the spot and held the whole
+thing together till the others hurried up to my
+assistance. Just as I was about to let go, I must
+have got my head too high above the parapet, as
+I got shot in the scalp. In the excitement I did
+not at once realize that I was wounded, until
+Gubbert said&mdash;<q>Hullo, Musch! Why, you're
+bleeding!</q> The stretcher-bearer tied me up,
+and I had to go back to the dressing-station to
+be examined. Happily it was nothing more than
+a mere scalp wound, and I was only obliged to
+remain on the sick-list four days, having the place
+attended to.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+June 24th. All quiet in the West, except for
+sniping. The weather is such that no offensive
+can take place. The English will never have a
+better excuse for inactivity than this&mdash;<q>It is
+raining.</q> Thank God for that! Less dust to
+swallow to-day! Odd that here in Belgium we
+are delighted with the rain, while in Germany
+they are watching it with anxiety.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To-day we shall probably be relieved. Then
+we go to Menin to rest. Ten days without coming
+under fire. It is Paradise!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sunday, June 27th. At nine o'clock clean up.
+<pb n='102'/><anchor id='Pg102'/>
+At eleven roll-call. At three o'clock went to the
+Cinema&mdash;very fine pictures. In the afternoon
+all the men danced till seven, but we had to take
+each other for partners&mdash;no girls.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 2d. 11 <hi rend='smallcaps'>p.m.</hi> Alarm. Three persons have
+been arrested who refused to make sandbags.
+They were pulled out of bed and carried off.
+Eight o'clock marched to drill. This lasts till 11.
+Then 1 to 4 rest. Six, physical drill and games.
+I went to the Cinema in the evening.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 6th. Inspection till eleven. Three hours
+standing in the sun&mdash;enough to drive me silly.
+Twenty-three men fell out. Three horses also
+affected by the heat. Eleven to one Parade
+march&mdash;in the sun. Thirty-six more men reported
+sick. I was very nearly one of them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 9th. Preparation for departure. From
+seven to ten pack up kits. Eleven, roll-call.
+One-thirty, march to light railway. At seven
+reached firing trench. The English are firing
+intermittently over our heads; otherwise, all is
+quiet. We are now on the celebrated, much-bewritten-about
+<q>Hill 60.</q> Night passes without
+incident.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 12th. At three in the morning the enemy
+makes a gas attack. We put on respirators.
+Rifle in hand we leap from the trenches and assault.
+In front of Hill 60 the enemy breaks, and
+we come into possession of a trench. Rapid digging.
+Counter-attack repulsed. At nine o'clock
+<pb n='103'/><anchor id='Pg103'/>
+all is quiet, only the artillery still popping. This
+evening we are to be relieved. The 132d Regiment
+is much beloved by the English! In a dugout
+we found two labels. One of them had the
+following writing on it: <q>God strafe the 132d
+Regiment (not <q>God strafe England</q> this time).
+Sergeant Scott (?) Remington, Sewster Wall (?).</q>
+On the other was, <q>I wish the Devil would take
+you, you pigs.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At 7.20 Hill 60 is bombarded by artillery, and
+shakes thirty to fifty metres, as if from an earthquake.
+Two English companies blown into the
+air&mdash;a terrible picture. Dug-outs, arms, equipment&mdash;all
+blown to bits.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 17th. Marched to new quarters. We
+have got a new captain. He wants to see the
+company, so at 8 <hi rend='smallcaps'>a.m.</hi> drill in pouring rain. Four
+times we have to lie on our belly, and get wet
+through and through. All the men grumbling
+and cursing. At eleven we are dismissed. I, with
+a bad cold and a headache. I wish this soldiering
+were all over.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 19th. At seven sharp we marched off to
+our position. Heavy bombardment. At nine
+we were buried by a shell. I know no more. At
+eleven I found myself lying in the Field Hospital.
+I have pains inside me over my lungs; and headache,
+and burning in the joints.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 20th. The M.O. has had a look at me.
+He says my stomach and left lung are suffering
+<pb n='104'/><anchor id='Pg104'/>
+from the pressure which was put on them. The
+principal remedy is rest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 21st. Thirty-nine degrees of fever (temp.
+100° Fahr.). Stay in bed and sleep, and oh! how
+tired I am!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 22d. I slept all day. Had milk and white
+bread to eat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 26th. Returned to duty with three days'
+exemption, i.e., we do not have any outdoor
+work.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 28th and 29th. Still on exemption.
+Nothing to do but sleep and think of home and
+of my dear wife and daughter. But dreaming
+does not bring peace any sooner. How I would
+love an hour or two back home.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+July 31st. In rest. Baths going. Duke of
+Württemberg passed through our camp.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+August 1st. Up to the trenches. Shrapnel
+flying like flies. A heavy bombardment; bombardment
+of Hooge. Second Battalion, 132d
+Regiment, sent up to reinforce 126th Regiment,
+which has already lost half its men.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+August 4th. Heavy artillery fire the whole
+night. The English are concentrating 50,000
+Indians on our front to attack Hooge and Hill
+60. Just let them come, we shall stand firm.
+At three marched off to the front. Watch beginning
+again. Five o'clock marched off to the
+Witches' Cauldron, Hooge. A terrible night
+again. H.E. and shrapnel without number. Oh,
+<pb n='105'/><anchor id='Pg105'/>
+thrice-cursed Hooge! In one hour eleven killed
+and twenty-three wounded and the fire unceasing.
+It is enough to drive one mad, and we have
+to spend three days and three nights more. It
+is worse than an earthquake, and any one who has
+not experienced it can have no idea what it is
+like. The English fired a mine, a hole fifteen
+metres deep and fifty to sixty broad, and this
+<q>cauldron</q> has to be occupied at night. At
+present it isn't too badly shelled. At every shot
+the dug-outs sway to and fro like a weather-cock.
+This life we have to stick to for months. One
+needs nerves of steel and iron. Now I must crawl
+into our hole, as trunks and branches of trees fly
+in our trench like spray.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+August 6th. To-night moved to the crater
+again, half running and half crawling. At seven
+a sudden burst of fire from the whole of the artillery.
+From about eleven yesterday fires as if
+possessed. This morning at four we fall back.
+We find the 126th have no communication with
+the rear, as the communication trenches have
+been completely blown in. The smoke and thirst
+are enough to drive one mad. Our cooker doesn't
+come up. The 126th gives us bread and coffee
+from the little they have. If only it would stop!
+We get direct hits one after another and lie in a
+sort of dead end, cut off from all communication.
+If only it were night. What a feeling to be thinking
+every second when I shall get it! ---- has
+<pb n='106'/><anchor id='Pg106'/>
+just fallen, the third man in our platoon. Since
+eight the fire has been unceasing; the earth
+shakes and we with it. Will God ever bring us
+out of this fire? I have said the Lord's Prayer
+and am resigned.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+To-day I saw the <q>Mound of Death</q> at
+Saint-Eloi; it has been mined a number of
+times, and thousands of shells have beaten it
+into a disorderly heap of earth; the trenches
+are twenty-five yards apart; all the grass and
+vegetation has been blown away and never
+has had time to grow up again.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It's all arranged for you, if there's a bit
+of shell or a bullet with your name on it
+you'll get it, so you've nothing to worry
+about. You are a soldier&mdash;then be one.
+This is the philosophy of the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<anchor id='illus-whats-the-use'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/whats-the-use.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>What's The Use?</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+War is a great ager. Young men grow old
+quickly here. It can be seen in their faces;
+they have lost all the irresponsibility of
+youth. I have met many men who have been
+here since Mons; they all look weary and
+<pb n='107'/><anchor id='Pg107'/>
+worn out by the strain. Now new troops
+are coming forward and it is hoped that they
+will be able to send some back for a rest.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Several days ago the adjutant of the
+Tenth Battalion Sherwood Foresters came
+to me with this message which was sent
+through our lines:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Arrest Officer Royal Engineers with orderly.
+Former, six feet, black moustache, web equipment,
+revolver. Latter, short, carries rifle, canvas
+bandolier. Please warn transports and all
+concerned.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Everybody kept a good lookout for these
+spies. One sentry surprised a real R.E.
+officer named Perkins who was working out
+a drainage scheme. Seeming to answer the
+above description, he stalked him,&mdash;<q>Come
+'ere, you ---- ----, you're the ---- I've been
+looking for.</q> The officer, nonplussed, commenced
+to stutter. <q>Sergeant, I've got 'im
+and he can't speak a word of English.</q>
+The sergeant collected him in and guarded
+him until another engineer officer, known to
+the guard, came along. As soon as Perkins
+<pb n='108'/><anchor id='Pg108'/>
+saw him, he said, <q>F-r-r-ed, t-t-tell this
+d-d-damn fool wh-ho I am.</q> <q>Who the
+hell are you calling Fred? I don't know
+him; hold him, sergeant, he's a desperate
+one.</q> Scarcely able to contain his joy, Fred
+went back to the Engineers' Camp to tell
+the great news and Perkins spent three hours
+in the sandbag dugout listening to a description
+of what the sergeant and his guard
+would do to him if they only had their
+way.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The real spies, who did a great deal of
+damage, were finally rounded up and shot in
+a listening post trying to regain their own
+lines.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Enemy snipers give us a great deal of
+trouble. It is very difficult to locate them.
+One of our men tried out an original scheme.
+He put an empty biscuit tin on the parapet.
+Immediately the sniper put a bullet
+through it. Now thought the Genius, <q>If
+I look through the two holes it will give me
+my direction,</q>&mdash;so getting up on the firestep
+<pb n='109'/><anchor id='Pg109'/>
+he looked through, only to roll over
+with the top of his head smashed off by a
+bullet. The sniper was shooting his initials
+on the tin.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We are all used to dead bodies or pieces
+of men, so much so that we are not troubled
+by the sight of them. There was a right
+hand sticking out of the trench in the position
+of a man trying to shake hands with
+you, and as the men filed out they would
+often grip it and say, <q>So long, old top, we'll
+be back again soon.</q> One man had the
+misfortune to be buried in such a way that
+the bald part of the head showed. It had
+been there a long time and was sun-dried.
+Tommy used him to strike his matches on.
+A corpse in a trench is quite a feature, and is
+looked for when the men come back again
+to the same trench.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We live mostly on bully beef and hard
+tack. The first is corned beef and the second
+is a kind of dog biscuit. We always wondered
+why they were so particular about a
+<pb n='110'/><anchor id='Pg110'/>
+man's teeth in the army. Now I know. It's
+on account of these biscuits. The chief ingredient
+is, I think, cement, and they taste
+that way too. To break them it is necessary
+to use the handle of your entrenching tool
+or a stone. We have fried, baked, mashed,
+boiled, toasted, roasted, poached, hashed,
+devilled them alone and together with bully
+beef, and we have still to find a way of making
+them into interesting food.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+However, the Boche likes our beef. He
+prefers the brand canned in Chicago to his
+own, and will almost sit up and beg if we
+throw some over to him. The method is as follows:
+Throw one over ... sounds of shuffling
+and getting out of the way are heard in the
+enemy trench. Fritz thinks it's going to go
+off. Pause, and throw another. Fritz not
+so suspicious this time. Keep on throwing
+until happy voices from enemy trenches
+shout, <q>More! Give us more!</q> Then lob
+over as many hand grenades as you can pile
+into that part of the trench and tell them to
+share those too.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='111'/><anchor id='Pg111'/>
+
+<p>
+It takes some time to distinguish whether
+shells are arrivals or departures, but after a
+while you get into the way of telling their
+direction and size by sound. Roads are
+constantly shelled, searching for troops or
+supply columns. I was coming home to-day,
+up a road which ran approximately at right
+angles to main fire trenches. At one place
+the road was exposed for a matter of thirty or
+forty feet, and again farther up it was necessary
+to go over the brow of a small hill. This
+was about three hundred yards farther on
+and was exposed to the enemy's view. Thinking
+they wouldn't bother about a single
+rider on a motor cycle, I went up past the
+first exposed position. My carburetor was
+giving me some trouble and I thought I
+would see if any rain had got into it, so I
+turned off the road down a cross-road and
+dismounted when <emph>crash</emph>! a shell landed right
+in the middle of the road as far up the exposed
+place as I was round the corner. Then five
+more followed the first shell. Had I gone
+on I could not possibly have missed collecting
+<pb n='112'/><anchor id='Pg112'/>
+most of the fragments. The German gunners
+had spotted me in the first position and decided
+that a lone man on a motor cycle must
+be either an officer or despatch rider. So
+they tried to get him. The shells were shrapnel
+and the time was calculated splendidly.
+They had taken into consideration the speed
+of my motor cycle. Cross-roads are particularly
+attended to, for there is a double chance
+of hitting something, and in consequence it
+is always unhealthy to linger on a crossroad.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Dugouts are often made very comfortable
+with windows, tiled floors and furniture taken
+from neighboring shattered chateaux. I have
+even seen them with flowers growing in window-boxes
+over the entrance. They all have
+names. Some I saw yesterday were called
+<q>Anti-Krupp Cottage,</q> <q>Pleasant View,</q>
+and <q>Little Grey Home in the West.</q> There
+was one very homey site, well equipped and
+fitted, which had been dubbed the <q>Nut,</q>&mdash;the
+colonel lived there.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='113'/><anchor id='Pg113'/>
+
+<p>
+My old corps brought an aeroplane down
+with a machine gun last night. They were
+in a shell hole between the main and support
+trenches.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For the last few days I have been <q>up</q>
+looking for gun positions.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The lice are getting to be a torment. You
+have no idea how bad they are. Everybody
+up here is infested with them. I have tried
+smearing myself with kerosene, but that
+does not seem to trouble them at all. Silk
+underwear is supposed to keep them down.
+I suppose their feet slip on the shiny surface.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The food lately has taken on a wonderful
+flavor and I now know how dissolved German
+tastes. The cook, instead of sending
+back two miles for water to cook with, has
+been using water from the moat in which a
+Boche had been slowly disintegrating.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To-day I was able to see what a German
+seventeen-inch shell could do; one had made
+a crater fifty feet across and twenty feet
+deep in the middle of the road. The top of
+the road was paved&mdash;think it over&mdash;and
+<pb n='114'/><anchor id='Pg114'/>
+pieces kill at a thousand yards. Thirty
+horses were buried in another hole.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I have been given a special job by the
+general to enfilade a wood over the Mound.
+I have my section now in the second-line
+trenches waiting till it is dark before making
+a move. We have to make a machine-gun
+emplacement in a piece of ground which is
+decidedly unhealthy to visit during daylight.
+I have been there in daylight, but I had to
+creep out of it. On the map it is called a
+farm, but the highest wall is only three feet
+six inches high.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Arrived home about two o'clock this
+morning. We crawled to the place we have
+to take up, and I put some men filling sandbags
+in the ruins and others even digging a
+dugout. The enemy had <q>the wind up</q> and
+were using a great number of star shells.
+When one goes up we all <q>freeze,</q> remain motionless,
+or lie still. They send them up to see
+across their front, and if they locate a working
+<pb n='115'/><anchor id='Pg115'/>
+party, then they start playing a tune
+with their machine guns. Bullets and shells
+whistled through the trees all the time. They
+seemed to come from all directions. The men
+didn't like it at all. I wasn't altogether
+comfortable myself, but an officer must
+keep going. I walked about and joked and
+laughed with them. The range-taker said,
+<q>Some of us are getting the didley-i-dums,
+Sir.</q> I don't know what that is, but I had
+a feeling that I had them too.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of course, to start with, everybody thinks
+every single shell and bullet is coming
+straight for him. Then you find out how
+much space there is around you. One man
+came to tell me that two men were firing at
+him with his own rifle from the ruins of the
+alleged farmhouse, ten yards away from the
+dugout we are making. Just then a field
+mouse squeaked, and he jumped up in the
+air and said, <q>There's another.</q> I told
+the men to fill sandbags from the ruins;
+they all crowded behind this three-foot-six
+wall for protection; they dug up a French
+<pb n='116'/><anchor id='Pg116'/>
+needle bayonet&mdash;that was all right, but they
+afterwards dug up a rifle and I noticed a
+suspicious smell, so I moved them.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We came home very tired. We are attacking
+Hooge, a counter-attack, to take back
+trenches lost in the liquid fire attack&mdash;you
+will hear what we did from the papers,
+probably in three months' time.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+I'm writing this in a new home, this time
+a splinter-proof dugout. The Huns are again
+strafing us&mdash;last shell burst fifty yards away
+a few minutes ago. Several times since I
+started writing I have had to shake off the
+dust and debris thrown by shell bursts on to
+these pages. I was again sniped at with shrapnel
+this morning on my machine while reconnoitering
+the roads&mdash;they all missed, but
+they're not nice. I'm filthy, alive, and covered
+with huge mosquito bites; you get sort of used
+to the incessant din in time. Even the forty-two
+centimeter shells, which make a row like
+freight trains with loose couplings going
+through the air, are not so terrible now.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='117'/><anchor id='Pg117'/>
+
+<p>
+Through a hole in my dugout I can see the
+Huns' shells Kulturing a chateau. It was
+once a very beautiful place with a moat,
+bridges, and splendid gardens. Now it's
+useless except that the timber and the furniture
+come in useful for our dugouts and
+the making of <q>duck walks,</q> the grated
+walks which line the bottom of the trenches.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Last night I was sitting in the Medical
+Officer's dugout when a man I knew came
+in. He was an officer in the Second Gordons.
+<q>I feel pretty bad, doc.</q> He explained
+his symptoms. <q>Trench fever; you
+go down the line.</q> <q>No, fix me up for tonight
+and maybe I won't need anything
+else.</q> He didn't! All that is left of him is
+being buried now, less than a hundred yards
+from where I write this.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Before I came here I had to go to another
+part of the line, in which the <q>Princess Pats</q>
+distinguished themselves. We have been
+hanging on ever since, and a mighty stiff
+proposition it is. The O.C. to-day told me
+<pb n='118'/><anchor id='Pg118'/>
+that he had not slept for fifty-six hours. The
+Germans in one place are only twenty-five
+yards away&mdash;so close that conversation is
+carried on in a whisper.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In one place they had stuck up a board
+with <q>Warsaw Captured</q> on it.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+My section worked until two o'clock and
+then the sandbags gave out, so we had to
+come home. This was a disappointment to
+me. I wanted to get the job finished. My
+men went on filling sandbags from the same
+place last night and discovered the remains
+of the late owner of the sword bayonet. He
+has now been decently buried, with a little
+wooden cross marked&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l>TO AN UNKNOWN FRENCH SOLDIER</l>
+<l>R.I.P.</l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+When you read in the newspapers, that a
+trench was lost or taken, just think what it
+means. Think what happens to the men
+in the trenches; that's the part of it we see.
+Stretchers pass by all day. Since I have
+been here the cemetery has grown&mdash;a new
+<pb n='119'/><anchor id='Pg119'/>
+mound&mdash;a simple wooden cross. Nobody
+talks about it, but everybody wonders who's
+next. The men here are splendid, the best
+in the world, and the officers are gentlemen.
+</p>
+
+<anchor id='illus-french-soldier'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/french-soldier.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>A French Soldier.</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We have moved to the famous Langhof
+Chateau on the Lille road. This is supposed to
+have belonged to Hennessey of <q>Three Star</q>
+fame, but the Germans had been through the
+wine cellars. We looked very, very carefully,
+but only found empties. My batman has
+made me comfortable. I'm writing this on a
+washstand; in front of me I have a bunch
+of roses in a broken vase. My trench coat
+is hanging on a nail from a coat-hanger. A
+large piece of broken wardrobe mirror has
+been nailed up to a beam for my use. One
+of the men just came in to ask if a trousers
+press would be of any use. We have a fine
+little bureau cupboard of carved oak; we
+use this for the rations. A pump, repaired
+with the leather from a German helmet, has
+been persuaded to work and has been busy
+ever since. The roof of my cellar is arched
+<pb n='120'/><anchor id='Pg120'/>
+brick and has a few tons of fallen debris on
+the floor upstairs. That strengthens it. It
+is shored up from inside with rafters. This
+makes the roof shell-proof, except for big
+shells, and the enemy always use big shells.
+The cellar floors are concrete.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is very strange the lightness with which
+serious things are taken by men here, and it
+took me some time to understand it. I met
+a young captain of the Royal Marine Artillery
+who was in charge of a battery of trench
+mortars. He was telling me of how one of his
+mortars and the crew were wiped out by a
+direct hit. He referred to it as though he
+had just missed his train.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Two days later I went up with the
+Machine-Gun Officer of the Second Gordons
+to look at a piece of ground. To get
+there we had to crawl on our hands and
+knees. In one part of our journey we came
+to a sunken road. The day was fine, so
+we lay there. He asked me about Canada.
+He wanted to know something about the
+settler's grant. He said: <q>Of course you
+<pb n='121'/><anchor id='Pg121'/>
+know after a chap has been out here in the
+open, it will be impossible to go back again
+to office life.</q> I boosted Canada and suddenly
+the irony of the situation occurred to
+me. Here we were lying down in a road
+quite close to the German lines, so close that
+it would be suicide to even stand up, and
+yet here we were calmly discussing the merits
+of Canadian emigration. I commented on
+this and he replied: <q>My dear fellow, when
+you have been out as long as I have, you
+will come to realize that being at the front
+is a period of intense boredom punctuated
+by periods of intense fear, and that if you
+allow yourself to be carried away by depression
+it will be your finish.</q> He had been out
+since just after Mons.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I remembered this and I found that the
+nonchalant and care-free attitude of the average
+British officer was really a mask and
+simulated to keep his mind off the whole
+beastly business: this great big dirty job
+which white people must do.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='122'/><anchor id='Pg122'/>
+
+<p>
+I was sitting one afternoon by the side of
+the canal bank about two hundred yards
+in front of my chateau having tea with the
+officers of the East Yorks when suddenly
+the chateau-smashing started again. To go
+back was dangerous and useless. My men
+were under cover, resting, so that they
+would be ready for the night work. The
+shelling was intermittent. One shell went
+over and presently I heard
+<emph>crack</emph>,&mdash;<emph>crack</emph>,&mdash;<emph>boom</emph>,
+<emph>crack</emph>, <emph>crack</emph>,&mdash;<emph>crack</emph>; my heart was in
+my boots and I was unable to move.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The colonel listened for a few seconds,
+then said: <q>Keene, do you know what that
+is?</q> I lied: <q>No, sir.</q> I thought it was
+the explosion of my machine-gun bullets in
+their web belts and I dreaded to go up to see
+my section. I had worked with them and
+tried hard to be a good officer and the feeling
+that I should probably only find their
+mangled remains sickened me. The colonel
+said: <q>That's the <q>Archie</q> in Bedford House.
+I think the last <q>crump</q> got it. You two</q>&mdash;indicating
+myself and another officer&mdash;<q>go
+<pb n='123'/><anchor id='Pg123'/>
+up and see if we can do anything. See if
+they want a working party and let me
+know.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We started to run. On the way up I
+looked into the cellars to see the men whom
+I, the minute previously, had mourned for,
+and found two asleep, three hunting through
+their shirts, and the rest breaking the army
+orders by <q>shooting craps.</q> From Bedford
+House a long trail of smoke was rising and
+the explosions became louder. We suddenly
+discovered the <q>Archie</q> in flames. It was
+in the courtyard and for camouflage had
+been covered with branches. It was mounted
+on an armored Pierce-Arrow truck. The
+<q>crump</q> had hit it, and gasoline, paint,
+branches, and hubs were supplying the fuel
+which was cooking out the ammunition, the
+<emph>crack</emph>, <emph>crack</emph>, being the report of single shells,
+whereas one loud <emph>boom</emph> signified the explosion
+of an entire box. These shells were going off
+in all directions and it became dangerous to
+stay too near.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The flames on the car were of pretty colors.
+<pb n='124'/><anchor id='Pg124'/>
+It is surprising the amount of inflammable
+material there is on a car. The late owner
+of the car, a lieutenant in the Royal Marine
+Artillery, was cursing in a low, but emphatic,
+marine manner, and several other officers
+from nearby batteries were attracted by the
+noise and the pyrotechnic display. I spoke
+to the lieutenant and sympathized with him,
+and he retorted: <q>Gott strafe Germany.
+Why they should hit the <q>bus</q> when I have
+a brand-new pair of trench boots that I had
+never worn, I dunno.</q> Just then and there
+the case cooked out and a piece of shell cut
+between us and buried itself deep in the support
+of a dugout, so we got under cover.
+</p>
+
+<anchor id='illus-whiz-bangs'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/whiz-bangs.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head><q>Whiz-Bangs.</q></head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the group was a splendid type of army
+chaplain. He came over almost at the start
+of the war and had seen a great deal of the
+open warfare at the commencement of
+hostilities. He said: <q>My friend Fritz is
+not through; he'll try to do some more yet.</q>
+As the smoke died down and the cracking
+stopped, the enemy decided that an attempt
+would be made either to carry out salvage
+<pb n='125'/><anchor id='Pg125'/>
+of whatever they had hit or else we would
+try to get the wounded away. So without
+any preliminary warning the whole area was
+covered by a battery fire of <hi rend='italic'>whiz bangs</hi>,
+and the shrapnel bullets came down like
+rain, several men being hit. The fire eventually
+died down and the wreck was allowed
+to cool off. The <q>Archies</q> are used so
+much to keep the aeroplanes up, and next
+to the loss of his boots the officer in charge
+was worried by the fact that the enemy
+would send an aeroplane over to see what
+they had hit. It was very necessary to
+keep the planes away, because at this time
+there were one hundred and fourteen batteries
+of artillery in the neighborhood.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Later on the battery commander came
+down, and as he looked at the red-hot armor
+plates he said: <q>Five thousand pounds gone
+up in smoke. Sorry I missed the fireworks.</q>
+The Divisional general called him up at the
+dugout and gave him areas for the distribution
+of the four anti-aircraft guns and cars
+comprising his battery. After he was through
+<pb n='126'/><anchor id='Pg126'/>
+the commander replied: <q>Very good, sir, that
+will be done with all the guns except the
+third gun.</q> The voice over the wire became
+very dignified, a preliminary to becoming
+sulphuric. <q>What do you mean, all but
+the third gun?</q> <q>Because, sir, the enemy
+has just <q>crumped</q> the third gun and all
+that remains of it is scrap iron.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the battalions has a fine victrola
+in the officers' mess dugout with a good
+selection of records. I have heard Caruso
+accompanied on the outside by an orchestra
+of guns. It was a wonderful mixture.
+Speaking of canned music reminds me we
+have a small portable trench machine,
+which closes up like a valise, easily handled
+and carried about. One man near had a
+box full of needles distributed in his back
+by a bomb; he considers himself disgraced;
+he says it will be kind of foolish in years to
+come to show his grandchildren twenty-five
+or thirty needles and tell them that they
+were the cause of his wounds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Tommies play mouth organs a great
+<pb n='127'/><anchor id='Pg127'/>
+deal and it is much easier to march to the
+sound of one, even
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l>'Ere we are; 'ere we are,</l>
+<l rend='margin-left: 4'>'Ere we are agin.</l>
+<l>We beat 'em on the Marne,</l>
+<l>We beat 'em on the Aisne,</l>
+<l>We gave 'em 'ELL at Neuve Chapelle,</l>
+<l rend='margin-left: 4'>And 'ere we are agin&mdash;</l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+sounds well with the addition of a little
+music.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Anything is used for trench work; often
+if we waited for the proper materials we
+should be uncomfortable, so it is one of
+the qualifications of a good soldier to find
+things. Sometimes we steal material belonging
+to other units, then stick around
+until the owners come back and help them
+look for them; however, it is always advisable
+to steal materials from juniors in
+rank; if they find it out, and are senior,
+then you are in for a one-sided strafe.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One of the other battery subalterns found
+a deserted carpenter's shop and he let his
+men loose to dismantle it. They took the
+parts of steel machines and used them for
+<pb n='128'/><anchor id='Pg128'/>
+the construction of a dugout. One man
+said, <q>It's like coming home drunk and
+smashing up the grand piano with an axe.</q>
+They must have attracted the attention of
+the ever-alert Boche, for no sooner had they
+moved out than the place was shelled to
+the ground. Everything I now look at
+with an eye to its value for trench construction;
+thus, telegraph poles, doors, iron
+girders, and rails are more valuable to us
+out here than a Rolls Royce.
+</p>
+
+<anchor id='illus-the-crump'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/the-crump.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>The <q>Crump.</q></head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Slang or trench language is used universally.
+My own general talks about <q>Wipers,</q>
+the Tommy's pronunciation of Ypres, and
+I have seen a reference to <q>Granny</q> (the
+fifteen-inch howitzer) in orders <q>mother</q> is
+the name given to the twelve-inch howitzer.
+The trench language is changing so quickly
+that I think the staff in the rear are unable
+to keep up to date, because they have recently
+issued an order to the effect that
+slang must not be used in official correspondence.
+Now instead of reporting that
+<pb n='129'/><anchor id='Pg129'/>
+a <q>dud Minnie</q> arrived over back of <q>mud
+lane,</q> it is necessary to put, <q>I have the
+honor to report that a projectile from a
+German Minnenwerfer landed in rear of
+Trench F 26 and failed to explode.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sometimes names of shells go through
+several changes. For example, high explosives
+in the early part of the war were called <q>black
+Marias,</q> that being the slang name for the
+English police patrol wagon. Then they
+were called <q>Jack Johnsons,</q> then <q>coal
+boxes,</q> and finally they were christened
+<q>crumps</q> on account of the sound they
+make, a sort of <hi rend='italic'>cru-ump!</hi> noise as they
+explode. <q>Rum jar</q> is the trench mortar.
+<q>Sausage</q> is the slow-going aerial torpedo,
+a beastly thing about six feet long with fins
+like a torpedo. It has two hundred and ten
+pounds of high explosive and makes a terrible
+hole. <q>Whiz bang</q> is shrapnel.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Shelling is continuous. We have thousands
+of pieces of shells and fuse caps about the
+premises. I have in front of me a fragment
+of a shell about fourteen inches long and
+<pb n='130'/><anchor id='Pg130'/>
+about four and one-half inches across, which
+came from a German gun. The edges are
+so sharp that it cuts your hand to hold it.
+I use it as a paper-weight.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+This morning I experienced a wonderful
+surprise. I had gone up to one of the North
+Stafford Batteries to borrow a clinometer.
+The major, while he was getting the instrument
+for me, casually remarked: <q>There's
+yesterday's <q>Times</q> on the bench if you care
+to look at it.</q> I turned first to the casualty
+list and later to the <q>London Gazette</q> for
+the promotions, and wholly by accident
+perused carefully the Motor Machine Gun
+Service list and there noted the announcement,
+<q>Keene, Louis, 2d Lieut., to be 1st
+Lieut.,</q> and for a fact this was the <q>official</q>
+intimation that I had been promoted. I had
+a couple of spare <q>pips</q>, rank stars, in my
+pocket-book, so I got my corporal to sew
+them on right away.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We are all very happy at times, very dirty,
+and covered with stings and bites; have no
+<pb n='131'/><anchor id='Pg131'/>
+idea how long we are to remain up. Getting
+used to the shell fire, and can sleep through
+it if it's not too close. When it comes near
+it makes you very thoughtful. Still working
+at night and resting during the day. Made
+another emplacement for one of my machine
+guns last night; had twenty men digging;
+surprising how fast men dig when the bullets
+are flying.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+It's about 2 <hi rend='smallcaps'>a.m.</hi> We have just come in.
+My new emplacement is splendid; we've
+made it shell-proof and have it ready for
+firing. I was coming home this afternoon
+after having been to the fire trenches when
+I heard a shout: <q>Keene!</q> I looked up on
+the canal bank and I saw the general with
+one of his A.D.C.'s sitting watching an
+aeroplane duel. <q>I've come up to see your
+gun position, Keene.</q> I saluted, waited
+for him, and took him to it. It is below the
+level of the ground under tons of bricks in
+the ruins of a farmhouse. He was standing
+on the roof of it and said, <q>Well, where's the
+<pb n='132'/><anchor id='Pg132'/>
+emplacement?</q> <q>You're standing on it, sir.</q>
+<q>Tut, tut, 'pon my word, that's good.</q> He
+was delighted and congratulated me on it.
+My preliminary work under the eyes of the
+general has gone off quite well. I start
+firing to-night.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Intimacy between generals and lieutenants
+is unusual, but it looks as if mine had taken
+an interest in me, because when he noticed
+my insect-bitten face, he sent me down some
+dope he had used with good effect in India.
+I expect the mosquitoes in India were the
+ordinary kind, but, believe me, trench
+<q>skeeters</q> are constructed differently and
+are proof against the general's pet concoction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have several miners in my section who
+take a personal pride in the digging and
+shoring up of dugouts. So far the other
+two sections of the Battery are always
+behind in this work but they may look
+better on parade.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The canal has one big lock suitable for
+swimming; a lot of <q>jocks</q> were bathing
+there to-day. I ordered a bathing parade
+<pb n='133'/><anchor id='Pg133'/>
+for my section. Later I found that the
+swimming had livened three Germans, long
+submerged&mdash;the bathing parade is off.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A Belgian battery commander has just
+wakened up and his shells are rattling overhead.
+From the fire trenches an incessant
+rattle of rifles is heard; all the bullets seem
+to come over here; constantly the whine of
+a musical ricochet bullet is heard. Otherwise
+things are dead quiet. It's getting on
+for three, so I'm going to bed in my blankets
+on one of the late chateau owner's splendid
+spring mattresses and carved oak bedstead.
+Oh! how nice it would be to sleep without
+lice. From an adjoining cellar my section
+are snoring, and I'm going to add to the
+chorus. Good-night, everybody.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+We have been having Sunday <q>hate.</q>
+Eight-inch crumps are once more busting
+<q>up</q> the chateau. How they must detest
+this place. My tea and bully beef are
+covered with dust of the last shell. You
+have no idea how terrible the shell-fire is.
+<pb n='134'/><anchor id='Pg134'/>
+First you hear the whistle and then a terrific
+burst which shakes the ground for a
+hundred yards around; when it clears away
+you find a hole ten feet across and six feet
+deep. At least fifteen have dropped around
+us in the last half hour.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This place isn't somewhere in France, it's
+somewhere in Hell! It has been the scene
+of a great many encounters; decayed French
+uniforms, old rifles, ammunition and leather
+equipment and bundles of mildewed tobacco
+leaves are strewn all over the place. I
+found the chin-strap of a German <q>Pickelhaube</q>
+in the grounds, the helmet of a
+French cuirassier, and the red pants of a
+Zouave, close together. When digging in the
+trenches or anywhere near the firing line
+you have to be careful: corpses, dead horses,
+and cattle are buried everywhere. I'm
+building a trench to my emplacement and
+we have a stinking cow in the direct line;
+this will have to be buried before we can cut
+through.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Everybody is cheerful and going strong.
+<pb n='135'/><anchor id='Pg135'/>
+Yesterday some of my men went swimming
+in the moat of the chateau; a shell
+dropped in the water near them, and threw
+up a lot of fish on to the bank. That kind
+of discouraged the Tommies swimming, so
+they cooked the fish and decided that safety
+comes before cleanliness out here.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It's hot and sticky, and when you have
+to wear thick clothes and equipment it makes
+you very uncomfortable, but it's all in the
+game.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All through the night we fired single shots
+from a machine gun; my orders were to fire
+between half-past eight at night and four
+o'clock in the morning. We have a number
+of guns doing this. It harasses the enemy
+and keeps them from sleeping; anything
+that will wear a man down is practiced
+here.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I've constructed a fire emplacement
+amongst the ruins underground; to get to
+it you have to travel through a tunnel
+eighteen feet long; inside it's very damp. I
+was working with my corporal, crouched up;
+<pb n='136'/><anchor id='Pg136'/>
+we were both wet and cold, and so to cheer
+things up every now and again we let off a
+few rounds and warmed our hands on the
+barrel. Outside it poured with rain, and
+mosquitoes sought refuge inside and mealed
+off me. The corporal was immune. I had
+a water bottle full of whiskey and water.
+We used it to keep out the cold, but it wasn't
+strong enough. In a case like that you need
+wood alcohol. I would like to have had some
+Prohibitionists with me here. We had no
+light except the flash of the gun and the
+enemy star shells.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At daybreak I came home dead beat. I
+got into my cellar, was so tired that I threw
+myself down on the bed and wrapped myself
+up in my blankets, boots, mud, lice and all.
+I hadn't been asleep long before the Huns
+started <q>hating</q> the chateau. They have
+put over twenty-five large calibre shells into
+my place, the grounds and the house. They
+are still at it. Every time a shell bursts it
+makes a hole big enough to bury five horses,
+and it shakes the foundations all round. The
+<pb n='137'/><anchor id='Pg137'/>
+shells are bigger than usual. The smoke
+and earth are blown up fifty or sixty feet
+in the air. The effect is a moral disruption.
+<emph>Why can't they keep that cotton out of Germany?</emph>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I have divided my section up into two
+teams, one in the cellars and one in the gun-pits.
+I relieve them every twenty-four
+hours, and I practically have to be in both
+places at once, but I have got a telephone in
+between the two places. I have it by my bed
+so that I can constantly know how things are
+going. However, the wire is cut two or three
+times a day by bullets and shell splinters, my
+linesman has a constant job.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Fired all night; came back at six o'clock
+this morning, very tired. Had a telegram
+from the general to fire two thousand
+rounds in twenty-four hours; this is quite
+hard work. Actually we could fire the lot
+in five minutes, but it would attract too
+much attention. The enemy use whole batteries
+of artillery to blot out machine guns
+which attract attention, so we have to fire
+single shots.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='138'/><anchor id='Pg138'/>
+
+<p>
+We have for neighbors four dead cows and
+an unexploded six-inch shell, liable to go off
+any time, all in a radius of one hundred yards.
+We have smashed holes through five walls
+so that we can go through the ruins unobserved.
+In one place we pass over a dead
+cow, and in another we wade through several
+tons of rotten potatoes, and I believe we
+have a corpse handy; and part of our
+trench goes through another heap of rotten
+mangles. I'm an authority on smells. I
+can almost tell the nationality of a corpse now
+by the smell. It will soon be necessary to
+wear our smoke-helmets to go into the emplacement.
+I don't think that I have told
+you that I cross the Yser canal about six
+times a day. I'd been up a week before I
+knew what it was. Now it only has a few feet
+of water in it, the rest being held in the German
+locks. The part I cross over is full of
+bulrushes, and is the home of moor-hens,
+water rats, mosquitoes and frogs.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On one side of the canal is a bank which is
+in great demand by the machine gunners, who
+<pb n='139'/><anchor id='Pg139'/>
+are able to get a certain amount of height
+and observation of their fire. The general
+has ordered a field gun to take up a position
+on this bank. He refers to it as his <q>Sniping
+eighteen-pounder.</q> It is firing at seven
+hundred yards right at the German line and
+smashes up their parapet in a style that is
+pretty to watch. The machine gunners are
+in a great state, because the enemy will soon
+be <q>searching</q> with his artillery for the
+eighteen-pounder and the lairs of the smaller
+hidden guns will suffer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The men are hunting for lice in their underwear.
+This is the kind of conversation that
+is coming through from the next cellars:
+<q>I've got you beat&mdash;that's forty-seven.</q>
+<q>Wait a minute</q>&mdash;a sound of tearing cloth&mdash;<q>but
+look at this lot, mother and young.</q>
+<q>With my forty and these you'll have to find
+some more.</q> They were betting on the
+number they could find. I peel off my shirt
+myself and burn them off with a candle. I
+glory in the little pop they make when the
+heat gets to them. All the insect powder
+<pb n='140'/><anchor id='Pg140'/>
+in the world has been tried out on them
+and they've won.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+All sentries here are doubled; one thing it's
+safer, and another it's company; even when
+things are quiet, rats and mice scamper about
+and it sets your nerves on end. Things which
+are inanimate during the day become alive
+at night. Trees seem to walk about. I
+wonder what it tastes like to have a real
+meal in which tinned food does not figure;
+fancy a tablecloth; my tablecloth is a double
+sheet of newspaper, and even then I can't
+have a new one every day.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Had a good night's rest; came in about
+twelve o'clock and slept until eight-thirty
+this morning. One eye is completely closed
+up by a sting.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A German aeroplane has been hovering
+over our positions looking for my gun, so
+we have stopped firing and all movement.
+I know just how the chicken feels when the
+hawk hovers over it. Few people realize
+how much aeroplanes figure in this war,
+<pb n='141'/><anchor id='Pg141'/>
+for war would be much different without
+them. They do the work of Cavalry only
+in the sky. Whenever they come over,
+the sentries blow three blasts on their
+whistles and everybody runs for cover or
+freezes; guns stop firing and are covered
+up with branches made on frames. If men
+are caught in the open they stand perfectly
+still and do not look up, for on the aeroplane
+photographs faces at certain heights show
+light; dugouts are covered over with trees,
+straw or grass. We use aeroplane photographs
+a great deal; they show trenches
+distinctly and look very like the canals on
+Mars.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Huns have been <q>hating</q> the road
+one quarter of a mile away all the morning.
+That doesn't worry us a bit as long as they
+don't come any closer. I'm willing always
+to share up on the shelling.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+This order has just been issued. It speaks
+for itself:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+All ranks are warned that bombs and grenades
+must not be used for fishing and killing game.
+</quote>
+
+<pb n='142'/><anchor id='Pg142'/>
+
+<p>
+I went over another farm to-day. It is
+one of the well-ventilated kind, punched
+full of holes. In the kitchen, stables and
+outhouses there was a most wonderful collection
+of junk: ammunition, British and
+French bandoliers, old sheepskin coats abandoned
+by the British troops from last winter,
+smashed rifles, bayonets, meat tins, parts of
+broken equipment, sandbags, stacks of rotten
+potatoes and three dead cows. The fruit
+trees are laden with fruit, and vines are growing
+up the houses with their bunches of green
+grapes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the garden several lonely graves are
+piled high with old boots, straw, American
+agricultural implements, rotting sacks and
+rubbish of every description, pieces of shells,
+barrels, and in one room the rusty remains
+of a perambulator and sewing machine; rats
+are the only inhabitants now. In the garret
+(the staircase leading up to it gone long ago)
+I found a British rifle, bayonet fixed, ten
+rounds in the magazine, and the bolt partly
+drawn out. Evidently the owner was in the
+<pb n='143'/><anchor id='Pg143'/>
+act of reloading his chamber when something
+happened. The graves were dated second
+and third months of this year. The poor
+wooden crosses were made of pieces of ration
+cases and the names written with an indelible
+pencil. The wretchedness of this
+farm, which was flourishing only a short
+time ago, is very pathetic.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We have adopted an old Belgian mother
+cat with her family of three kittens in the
+dugout. Now we find that three more little
+wild kittens are living in the bricks which
+we have piled around the windows to protect
+us against shells. They are all encouraged to
+live with us in the cellars. I like cats, and
+they will help to keep the rats down. Although
+some of the rats are nearly the size
+of cats.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It has been raining again and the trenches
+are filling up with slush. We carry a big
+trench stick, a thick sapling about four feet
+long with a ferrule made from a cartridge of
+a <q>very-light</q> (star shell), to help ourselves
+in walking; our feet are beginning to get
+<pb n='144'/><anchor id='Pg144'/>
+wet and cold as a regular thing now, and we
+are revetting our trenches firm and solid for
+the winter. Eleven <hi rend='smallcaps'>p.m.</hi> A mine under the
+Boche line has just been exploded. The
+fighting has just started for the crater.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I took a German Uhlan helmet from a
+gentleman who had no further use for it. It
+was pretty badly knocked about; still, if I
+can get it home it's a trophy.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<anchor id='illus-tommy-atkins'/>
+<p rend='text-align: center'>
+ <figure url='images/tommy-atkins.png' rend='width: 70%'>
+ <head>Mr. Tommy Atkins.</head>
+ <figDesc>Illustration</figDesc>
+ </figure>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It's about eight o'clock Sunday evening.
+All day long shells have been coming over like
+locomotives. Every five seconds one goes
+over into the old town; every five seconds
+for the last two hours. The chateau has
+been shelled again with <q>crumps</q>; they are
+such rotten shots; if only they would put in
+two good ones in the center it would blow it
+to bits and then they might leave us alone.
+The whole of the ground is pitted because
+they can't hit it squarely.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+My work lies behind the front line and in
+front of the support, firing over the heads of
+<pb n='145'/><anchor id='Pg145'/>
+the men in the main trenches. The emplacement
+was shelled to-day; one shell hit the
+roof, burst and knocked over one of my men,
+cutting his head open. He is not very badly
+hurt, but has gone to the hospital. The
+shelling has been terrible to-day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The Germans have been very quiet lately,
+and working parties are out all along their
+front lines at night&mdash;something's up. Dirty
+work can be expected at any time now. We
+have steel helmets to protect us from spent
+bullets and splinters. They look like the
+old Tudor steel helmets and they are fine
+to wash in.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+You have no idea what a big part food
+plays in our life. Yesterday morning I went
+with the machine-gun officer of another outfit
+to crawl about looking for positions. We
+were in an orchard. I happened to look up
+and saw ripe plums! Terrified lest he should
+see them and forestall me, I said, <q>Let's
+beat it, this is too unhealthy,</q> so we crawled
+back. Last night in the light of a big moon
+such as coons always steal watermelons by,
+<pb n='146'/><anchor id='Pg146'/>
+a section officer and his cook crawled to the
+plum tree. The section officer, being large,
+stood underneath while the cook climbed the
+tree and dropped them into a sandbag held
+open by the S.O. They got about ten
+pounds. They go well stewed, believe me.
+The fact that bullets whistled through the
+trees most of the time made them taste
+better to-day. Sat the rest of the night in a
+hedge firing at the Boches with a Lewis gun.
+I struck for bed just as dawn broke.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+To-day the guns are again <q>hating</q> the
+chateau, and they have put sixty shells in
+the neighborhood. Still, <q>there's no cloud
+without a silver lining.</q> I've got a new
+way home. Instead of going right around
+the kennels, stables, and through the yards,
+I go <q>through</q> the greenhouse direct,
+thereby saving a lot of time. The Huns'
+calendar is wrong. They have always shelled
+me Sunday and Wednesday. To-day's
+Tuesday!
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We use up the window frames and doorways
+<pb n='147'/><anchor id='Pg147'/>
+for kindling, and consequently the
+doors have gone long ago. I have been
+smashing up mouldings this morning with an
+axe. We prefer the dry wood which is built
+into the walls; it burns better and doesn't
+cause smoke. As soon as smoke is seen rising,
+the enemy's range-finders get busy and then
+we suffer.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Another mine went up yesterday; nobody
+seems to know where. I think it came south
+from the French lines; it rocked the whole
+neighborhood for miles. The ground here is
+a kind of quicksand for a few feet down, and
+shock is easily transmitted, the whole ground
+being honeycombed with mines, old trenches,
+shafts, saps made by French, Belgians, Germans
+and our own people.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The use for timber of any description is
+manifold; every little bit is used up. Our
+chief source of supply of dry wood is from
+the smashed-up chateaux. Langhof, my home,
+has been punished almost every day, and
+after the bombardment lets up men from the
+neighborhood come to collect the wood torn
+<pb n='148'/><anchor id='Pg148'/>
+up by the shelling. The men of the Tenth
+East Yorks came up this morning and
+climbed to the remains of the second story,
+ripping up the floor boards. The enemy
+evidently saw them, for the shelling soon
+started. We have been shelled often here
+before, but it was nothing compared to this.
+The shells were carefully placed and came
+over with disgusting regularity. The buildings
+rocked and the whole neighborhood
+shook. Fountains of bricks, mortar, and
+dirt were spewed up into the air. Trees
+were torn to shreds, a wall in front of me
+was hit&mdash;and disappeared, a lead statue of
+Apollo in the garden was hurled through the
+air and landed fifty yards away crumpled
+up against the balustrade of the moat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We were in our cellars, and gradually the
+shelling crept up towards us. Slowly a
+solemn dread which soon moulded into a
+sordid fear took possession of my being. In
+a flash I began to devise a philosophy of
+death for my chances were fading with every
+crash. I took out my pocketbook, containing
+<pb n='149'/><anchor id='Pg149'/>
+some letters from my mother and some personal
+things, and put them on one of the
+beams, so that, being in another part of the
+building, they might perhaps be found some
+day. The shelling continued and shells
+dropped completely round the cellars, demolishing
+nearly everything in sight. The
+enemy evidently wanted to obliterate the
+whole place. The smell of the smoke and
+the dirt from the debris was choking, and
+every minute we expected to be our last.
+Suddenly it stopped. Philosophy and fear
+disappeared simultaneously as I sputtered
+out a choking laugh of relief. Then
+Hawkins, my servant, in a scared voice
+started, and the others joined in, singing
+the old marching refrain of the Training
+Camps:&mdash;
+</p>
+
+<quote rend='display'>
+<lg>
+<l><q rend='pre'>Hail, hail, the gang's all here,</q></l>
+<l>What the hell do we care!</l>
+<l>What the hell do we care!</l>
+<l>Hail, hail, the gang's all here,</l>
+<l><q rend='post'>What the hell do we care <hi rend='smallcaps'>now</hi>!</q></l>
+</lg>
+</quote>
+
+<p>
+When a man has lived night after night in
+a trench, he gradually finds it quite possible
+<pb n='150'/><anchor id='Pg150'/>
+to snatch a good night's sleep. In other
+words, it is merely a case of becoming acclimated
+to rackets, smells and food. I had
+always been able to sleep, but on the night
+following the bombardment of the chateau I
+just could not doze off. I thrashed about
+continuously, and while in this restless state
+harbored the notion that trouble was brewing
+for me. Every one has had that feeling,
+the feeling that hangs in your bones and
+warns you to watch out. Well, that is how
+I felt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+At last the sun rose and with it came a
+beautiful morning, warm and sunny. I
+walked out amongst the ruins to see the extent
+of the damage caused by the shelling of
+the previous day. I was waiting for the stew
+which was cooking on a little fire near the
+side of the cellar. The <q>dixie</q> was resting
+on two old bayonets, and they in turn rested
+on bricks at either side. Towards noon a
+big shell came over and landed in the moat,
+covering everything around with a coat of
+evil-smelling, black mud. This shell was followed
+<pb n='151'/><anchor id='Pg151'/>
+by another, arriving in the part of the
+ruins where once a cow-shed stood. I was
+talking to Hawkins, my batman, when I saw
+him dive across my front and fall flat on his
+face. At the same time I was in the center
+of an explosion, a great flame of light and
+then bricks, wood and cement flew in all
+directions. For a few seconds I thought I
+was dead, then I picked myself up and saw
+that blood was pouring down the front of my
+jacket. I followed up the stream and found
+that my right hand was smashed and hanging
+limp. My men rushed out and I told them
+it was nothing, but promptly fell in a heap.
+When I came to, my hand was wrapped up
+in an emergency bandage, and a stretcher
+was coming down from Bedford House, an
+advanced dressing-station, the next house
+back. To the delight of the men who were
+carrying it, I waved them away and told
+them I could walk. Assisted up to the dressing-station
+by one of my men, I made it. I
+then made a discovery. A soldier is a man
+until he's hit, then he's a case. I first had
+<pb n='152'/><anchor id='Pg152'/>
+an injection of <q>anti-tetanus</q> in the side,
+and the fact was recorded on a label tied to
+my left-hand top pocket button. The doctor
+tied me up, then said: <q>You'll soon be all
+right. Will you have a bottle of English
+beer or a drop of whiskey?</q> I had the whiskey.
+I needed it. All the time I was there
+the wounded poured in. Seeing them I felt
+ashamed to be there with only a smashed
+hand. A corporal came in with both hands
+blown off and fifty-six other wounds. He
+had tried to save the men in his bay by throwing
+back a German bomb and it had gone off
+in his hands. Hawkins came up later on
+with my helmet and the fuse head of the shell
+which blew me up. We were all collected
+together and waited in the dugouts of the
+dressing station until dusk. Several shells
+came close to us. I tried to write to my
+mother with my left hand, so that when she
+received the War Office cable she would
+know I was able to write.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Dusk came, then night, and finally the
+Ford ambulance cars which were to take us
+<pb n='153'/><anchor id='Pg153'/>
+out of Hell. It was a beautiful night. Belgium
+looked lovely. The merciful night had
+thrown a veil over the war scars on the land
+and a moon was shining. I was told to sit up
+in the seat with the driver. We traveled
+along one road, then the shelling became so
+bad that the drivers decided to go back and
+take another road which was running nearly
+parallel. Back over the line the planes of
+the Royal Flying Corps were bombing the
+Forest of Houltholst, and the bursting of the
+shrapnel from the German anti-aircraft guns
+pierced the velvet of the sky like stars as we
+went out of Belgium into France.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit='tb' rend='rule: 50%'/>
+
+<p>
+Several times shells burst on the road, and
+from the inside of the car came the stifled
+groans of the men as the Ford hit limbs of
+trees and shell-holes.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our first stop was a ruined windmill, the
+walls of which were nearly six feet thick.
+Here the dangerous cases were taken off and
+attended to. The last I saw of the corporal
+was after they had cut off his coat at the
+<pb n='154'/><anchor id='Pg154'/>
+seams and the doctors were taking a piece
+of wire out of his chest. While I was waiting
+a chaplain asked me if I would like a cup
+of coffee or some whiskey, realising that it
+would take some time to get the coffee made
+I had some more whiskey.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I was given two more tags, which this
+time were tied on buttons at the top of my
+jacket. I stayed here about two hours, then
+I was sent to a clearing hospital. It was
+here that I met the first nurses. They were
+two fine, splendid women who were wearing
+the scarlet hoods of the British Regular Army
+nurse. They were both strong and quite
+capable of handling a man, even if he became
+delirious. One of them quickly got me into
+bed. I apologized for my terribly dirty state,
+but I was told that it made no difference;
+they were used to it. To be between clean
+sheets again was wonderful. I felt I wanted
+to go to sleep forever. Suddenly a roar, and
+a terrible explosion. The hospital was being
+bombed; a bomb had dropped within a
+hundred yards of my tent. This was the
+<pb n='155'/><anchor id='Pg155'/>
+German reprisal for our bombing Houltholst.
+They deliberately bombed a hospital. The
+doctor at this hospital next day looked
+at my hand and said in a nonchalant way,
+<q>Looks as though you will lose it.</q> At that
+time it didn't strike me as a great loss to lose
+a hand, even if it was my <q>painting hand.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The hospital train of the next day was
+crowded and the nurse in charge of my coach
+was named Keene. We tried in the little
+spare time she had to see if we couldn't work
+out our genealogy and find out if we were
+even remotely connected, but before we did
+we came to the station of Étaples and then
+went to the Duchess of Westminster Hospital
+at Latouquet. Here I was operated on.
+A piece of Krupp's steel was taken out of
+my hand and a rubber drainage tube inserted
+instead. The Duchess used to come round
+a great deal and won everybody's affection.
+She used to sit on my bed and talk to me
+about pleasant things. So unlike many
+people who visit hospitals and ask the
+patients silly war questions, such as: <q>How
+<pb n='156'/><anchor id='Pg156'/>
+does it feel to be wounded?</q> or <q>Which
+hurts more, a bayonet or a shell wound?</q>
+One exasperated Tommy, when asked if the
+shell hit him, said: <q>Naw, it crept up behind
+and bit me.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+FINIS
+</p>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Crumps, The Plain Story of a Canadian Who
+Went by Louis Keene
+
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no
+restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under
+the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or
+online at http://www.gutenberg.org/license
+
+
+
+Title: "Crumps", The Plain Story of a Canadian Who Went
+
+Author: Louis Keene
+
+Release Date: May 25, 2009 [Ebook #28964]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: US-ASCII
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK "CRUMPS", THE PLAIN STORY OF A CANADIAN WHO WENT***
+
+
+
+
+
+ "Crumps"
+
+ The Plain Story of a Canadian
+
+ Who Went
+
+ By Louis Keene
+
+ Canadian Expeditionary Force
+
+ With a Prefatory Note By
+
+ General Leonard Wood
+
+ Illustrated by the Author
+
+ Boston and New York
+
+ Houghton Mifflin Company
+
+ 1917
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The "Sub".
+
+
+
+
+
+PREFATORY NOTE
+
+
+HEADQUARTERS SOUTHEASTERN DEPARTMENT
+CHARLESTON, S.C.
+
+11th August, 1917
+
+Captain Keene has made an interesting contribution to the literature of
+the present war in his account of service, which covers the experience of
+a young officer in the making and on the battle front,--the transformation
+of an artist into a first-class machine-gun officer. He covers the
+training period at home and abroad and the work at the front. This direct
+and interesting account should serve to bring home to all of us an
+appreciation of how much has to be done before troops can be made
+effective for modern war, the cost of unpreparedness, and the disadvantage
+under which troops, partially equipped, labor when they meet highly
+organized ones, prepared, even to the last detail, for all the exigencies
+of modern war. It also brings out the splendid spirit of Canada, the
+Mother Country, and the distant Colonies,--the spirit of the Empire, united
+and determined in a just cause.
+
+This and similar accounts should serve to make clear to us the wisdom of
+the admonition of Washington and many others: "In time of peace prepare
+for war."
+
+Many young Americans are about to undergo experiences similar to those of
+Captain Keene, and a perusal of this modest and straight-forward narrative
+will help in the great work of getting ready.
+
+LEONARD WOOD,
+_Maj.-Gen. U.S.A._
+
+
+
+
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+
+Frontispiece.
+
+The "Sub."
+
+"Beat It!"
+
+The Canadian, Johnnie Canuck, The American, And The ANZAC.
+
+Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun.
+
+"Wipers."
+
+What's The Use?
+
+A French Soldier.
+
+"Whiz-Bangs."
+
+The "Crump."
+
+Mr. Tommy Atkins.
+
+
+
+
+
+ [Illustration: "Don't Linger Around Here"
+ "The Enemy Can See You."
+ "Who Me? Yes You. Beat It!"]
+
+
+
+
+
+"CRUMPS"
+
+
+_The Plain Story of a Canadian who went_
+
+The Laurentian Mountains in the Province of Quebec are noted for their
+beauty, fine hunting and fishing, and are the stamping-grounds for many
+artists from the States and Eastern Canada. It was in this capacity that I
+was working during the hot summer of 1914. All through June and July I
+sketched with my father. Other than black flies my only worry was the
+price of my tubes of color.
+
+We usually received our newspapers two or three days after publication;
+consequently we were poorly posted on worldly happenings. Suddenly the war
+clouds gathered and almost before we knew it they became so threatening
+that we grew restless, and even went in to the depot to get our papers so
+that we could have the news sooner.
+
+The assassination of the Austrian Crown Prince and the subsequent events
+were exciting, but it was only when Russia sent that one word "Mobilize"
+to Serbia that we suspected serious results. Even the summer visitors from
+the States exhibited signs of excitement, yet they were skeptical of the
+chances of war; that is, war that would really affect us! My newspaper in
+Montreal wired for me to come down to do war cartoons and I left my father
+and hiked to the depot.
+
+The Montreal train was crowded and conversation centered on the one topic,
+War; the English Navy's ability to maintain her rule of the seas, and what
+would Canada do. A young Austrian reservist two seats away was telling
+some people in a loud voice how much he wanted to get into it. He was
+going back to answer the call. And I had already begun to hear my
+country's call.
+
+A newsboy boarding the train at a junction was overwhelmed and succeeded
+in getting twenty-five cents a copy for his papers.
+
+Montreal teemed with suppressed anxiety and every hour fresh news was
+posted. Special bulletin boards were put up on store fronts. Already men
+in uniform were seen in the street. And men were trying to enlist.
+
+The war fever was rising steadily; the chief occupation of Canadians in
+those days was watching the bulletin boards. Rumors of sea fights,
+ultimatums, disasters, and victories were common. The Kaiser seemed to
+declare war on the world at the rate of three countries a day.
+
+On the night of August 4th, as I was putting the finishing touches on a
+cartoon, a friend burst into the room:--"Come out of here! Something must
+happen any minute now." We marched downtown,--everybody marched in those
+days; walking was abolished in its favor. One met demonstrations
+everywhere, large crowds of cheering men with flags, victrolas at shop
+windows played patriotic airs, and soldiers with civilians crowded before
+the bulletin boards singing the national anthems with great enthusiasm.
+The King had declared war and his message to the fleet had just been put
+up! Newspaper extras were given away by thousands and movies of the
+British Navy were shown on the street. Any one who thought the British
+could not enthuse, changed his mind then.
+
+The audiences at the theatres and moving picture houses on receipt of the
+news rose simultaneously and sang the national anthems, then cheered
+themselves hoarse. These were the first days of the war. Several
+battalions of militia were called out and posted to protect the bridges
+and grain elevators. Battalions were raised overnight, and so many
+recruits came forward that men were refused by the score. England was
+immediately offered ten battalions. Then an army division was possible.
+The Militia Department suddenly became a hive of industry. Men with all
+kinds of business capacity tendered their services gratis, and the
+Canadian war machine, without the experience of previous campaigns, took
+shape. They worked night and day bringing everlasting credit on
+themselves. Banks offered full pay to their employees in uniform, and this
+example was widely followed. The principle prompting this action being,
+"It's our country; if we can't fight ourselves, we will help others to
+fight for her."
+
+Existent camp sites were inadequate, hence new ones were necessary. We had
+a few, but none were big enough. We bought Valcartier, one of the best
+sites in the world, which was equipped almost over-night with water
+service, electric light and drainage. The longest rifle range in the world
+with three and one-half miles of butts was constructed. Railroad sidings
+were put in and 35,000 troops from all over the Dominion poured into it.
+Think of it,--Canada with her population of seven and one-half millions
+offering 35,000 volunteers the first few weeks, without calling out her
+militia. And even to-day the militia are yet to be called. Thus every
+Canadian who has served at the front has been a volunteer. England
+accepted an army division. Fifteen hundred qualified officers were told
+that they would have to stay and train men for the next contingent. But
+this was not fighting. They were dissatisfied. They resigned their
+commissions and went as privates. Uniforms, boots, rifles and equipment
+were found for everybody. Every man was trained as much as possible in the
+time allowed, and within six weeks of the declaration of war, guns, horses
+and 35,000 men were going forward to avenge Belgium.
+
+With me the question of signing up was a big one. In the first place, I
+wanted to go; I wanted to go quickly. Several other fellows and myself had
+decided upon a certain battalion. But much to our disgust and regret we
+were informed that enlistments had stopped only a short time before.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The Canadian
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Johnnie Canuck
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The American
+
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The ANZAC
+
+
+Then came the announcement of the organization of the First Auto Machine
+Gun Brigade, the generous gift of several of Canada's most prominent
+citizens, and it was in this unit that I enlisted with my friend Pat, a
+six-foot, husky Scotchman, with the fighting blood of the kilties very
+near the surface. We were immediately transported to Ottawa in company
+with fifty other picked men from Montreal. At Ottawa the complement of our
+battery was completed upon the arrival of one hundred more men from Ottawa
+and Toronto. Here we trained until it came time for us to move to
+Montreal, and there the battery was embarked on board the Corinthian with
+a unit of heavy artillery. We sailed down to Quebec where we joined the
+other ships assembled to take over the First Canadian Contingent.
+
+
+ _Corinthian, Wednesday, Sept. 30th, 1914._
+
+ MY DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER:--
+
+ We are now steaming down the St. Lawrence. No one knows where we
+ are going.
+
+ Our fleet is a wonderful sight. All the ships are painted war
+ gray--sides, boats and funnels. We are expecting to pick up the
+ warships which are to convoy us across at Father Point, somewhere
+ near where the Empress of Ireland was sunk.
+
+ Quebec looked very fine. The big guns were being hoisted into
+ boats, horses embarking, and battalion after battalion arriving
+ and going aboard. Those who came from Valcartier have had a rough
+ time. They actually look as if they had come through a campaign.
+ It gave me thrills all day to see these fine men come through the
+ dock-gates with a steady swing. It is a magnificent contribution
+ to any army. It's good to think of all these men coming at their
+ country's call.
+
+ Some day, if I get back, I want to paint a picture of the fleet
+ assembled at Quebec. The grays and greens looked really beautiful.
+ Quebec, the city of history and the scene of many big battles,
+ views with disdain the Canadian patriotism in the present crisis,
+ and we had no send-off, no flags and no bands.
+
+ This letter will not be mailed for ten days, until we are well on
+ the way over. We are crowded, and if we are going through the
+ tropics we shall have a bad time; it is cold now, so we don't
+ notice the congestion.
+
+ We had one hundred and forty horses aboard and two batteries of
+ heavy artillery, besides our own armored cars. All the transports
+ are crowded. We were passed by about ten of the other boats, and
+ as they did so we cheered each other. The thin lines of khaki on
+ all the ships will make a name for themselves. I'm proud I am one
+ of them.
+
+ We've had a big dose of vaccine pumped into our arms to-day. This
+ will be the last letter I send before I arrive, wherever we are
+ going.
+
+
+The Corinthian sailed from Quebec to Father Point, where a patrol boat
+arrived with orders. We then sailed into the Gulf, but toward evening we
+turned into the coast. When we passed Fame Point Light a small boat, which
+afterwards turned out to be another patrol boat, sailing without lights,
+flashed further orders to us. The Corinthian immediately turned round and
+headed back. The minute the patrol boat's signal light went out we were
+unable to distinguish it from the sea. The coloring is a good protection;
+even a boat, close to, sailing without lights, it is impossible to pick
+out. Apparently our orders were to cruise around until daylight and then
+sail for the Bay of Gaspe, and this morning at daybreak we sailed into
+that beautiful, natural harbor, which is big enough to accommodate the
+entire British fleet.
+
+I expect that to the villagers living around this harbor all events will
+date from to-day--to-day, when the wonderful sight of twenty-five ocean
+liners drawn up in battleship formation in this quiet place, deserted
+except for an occasional visit from a river steamer or fishing craft,
+greeted their gaze.
+
+Five gray fighting ships are mounting guard, and by their signals and
+pinnaces chasing backward and forward between the troopers are bossing the
+show. A corporal, a South African War veteran, as we looked at them,
+quoted Kipling's
+
+
+ "The liner she's a lady
+ With the paint upon 'er face,
+ The man o' war's 'er 'usband
+ And keeps 'er in 'er place."
+
+
+Towards noon a smart launch came alongside. Even at a distance the boys
+were quick to recognize our popular minister of militia, Sam Hughes, and a
+thundering cheer rang out. With him were several soldiers who threw
+bundles of papers aboard. These were printed copies of his farewell to the
+troops. His launch sailed by the ship, and then on to the next and so on,
+through the fleet.
+
+Our orders forbade the display of lights or even striking of matches after
+6 P.M.; consequently all lights were masked to-night on the vessels,
+except those on the Royal Edward. The minute her lights were put out the
+Bay resumed its normal condition, not even the outlines of the vessels
+being visible.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+A press photographer on a launch has been taking pictures all the
+afternoon. Sailed at five o'clock this afternoon just as the twilight
+commenced. We sailed out in three lines. The convoy is now under way and
+we extend as far as can be seen in both directions. We have two military
+police patrols whose chief duty is to see that no matches are struck on
+deck. Bill, who smokes more matches than tobacco, has had to go below so
+often to light his pipe, that he has decided to do without smoking on
+deck. It is surprising how far a match struck in the dark will show. We
+noticed how matches struck on the other ships showed up last night. All
+our portholes are screwed down with the heavy weather irons and those of
+the second-class cabins are covered with blankets. The authorities are
+taking no chances.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are having physical drills and lectures all day, and we are working
+just as hard on board as we would ashore. Our speed will not be more than
+nine knots; the speed of the slowest vessel regulating the speed of the
+whole fleet.
+
+Matches are getting very scarce. We complained about the tea to the
+orderly officer to-day; milk is running out, so the tea is made with milk
+and sugar in. We asked to have the three separate, but we were told that
+if we complained we would have all three taken away. As a floor stain it's
+great, but as tea it's a failure.
+
+We are quartered in the steerage part of the ship and our food is in
+keeping. It is really remarkable how they can consistently get that same
+coal-oil flavor in all the food.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+War news is signaled from ship to ship by semaphore flags by day. It is
+posted up in the guard room daily. The news that the Indian troops landed
+in France on the 29th of September was the chief item on the bulletin
+yesterday. We're short on things to read. Scraps of newspapers are
+devoured, even to the advertisements. In our cabin we have a "Saturday
+Evening Post" of September 26th which is thumb-marked and torn, but it is
+still treasured. We were not allowed to bring anything besides our kit on
+board on account of the limited space.
+
+Reveille blows at six o'clock and we have to answer the roll-call at 6.15.
+The idea is, that if the men get up and walk about, they are not so likely
+to get seasick, but in spite of that quite a number are sick. We have on
+board one hundred of our brigade; two hundred and sixteen heavy artillery
+and one hundred and forty horses, together with artillery officers and
+equipment. The horses take up the same space which in ordinary times is
+occupied by humans. Otherwise, we should have a great many more troops.
+Our destination is still a mystery. We're a fleet without a port.
+
+Have just been ordered on fatigue to take a prisoner on deck for exercise.
+He is to be tried by court-martial to-morrow for striking a sergeant. All
+day he is kept locked up and only allowed out at night for exercise, under
+escort. The escort consists of two men and a non-com. While on this job we
+watched the signalers flashing the war news from the stern of our boat to
+the bridge of the next astern, the Virginian. The news is flashed at night
+by the lamps--short and long flashes. The news is picked up by wireless on
+the flagship, the Charybdis, at the head of our line and signaled back
+from ship to ship.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+This is the list of the fleet. It is written here in the order in which
+they are sailing. Three warships are heading the fleet; the flagship is
+the H.M.S. Charybdis, commanded by Admiral Wemyss, who distinguished
+himself a few weeks ago in the Battle of Heligoland.
+
+H.M.S. Diana
+H.M.S. Eclipse
+H.M.S. Charybdis
+Caribbean
+Megantic
+Scotian
+Athenia
+Ruthenia
+Arcadian
+Royal Edward
+Bermudian
+Zealand
+Franconia
+Alaunia
+Corinthian (The transport on which I was shipped.)
+H.M.S. Glory
+Canada
+Ivernia
+Virginian
+Monmouth
+Scandinavian
+Sasconia
+Manitou
+Sicilian
+Grampian
+Tyrolia
+Montezuma
+Andania
+Tunisian
+Lapland
+Montreal
+Laurentic
+Cassandra
+Laconia
+Royal George
+H.M.S. Talbot
+
+The H.M.S. Glory, the vessel on our starboard beam, altered her course
+to-day and held up a tramp steamer. We could just see the two vessels
+through our glasses. Apparently everything was all right as the tramp was
+allowed to go on her way afterwards.
+
+We are all given our boat stations. This afternoon a submarine alarm was
+sounded. Everybody on board, including the stewards, had to drop
+everything and chase to the boats. In the excitement a cook shot a "billy"
+of soup over an officer's legs, much to our silent delight.
+
+Thinking it over, it will be remarkable if the Germans allow us to cross
+without making some attempt to sink a few transports. Besides the actual
+loss of the men, the demoralizing effect it will have on the recruiting
+would count a great deal. No man likes to be shot or drowned without a
+show.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I am writing this in my cabin, which is only nine feet by six feet and in
+which six of us sleep at night. Besides living in it we have to keep all
+our equipment clean, which is some job!
+
+About eleven this morning a commotion occurred in the middle line. The
+cruiser heading it and the second ship, the Royal Edward, turned back.
+Also several other boats turned in their course. As we have very little
+excitement we hoped it might be a German attack, for we all want to see a
+naval battle. I looked at the cruiser through powerful glasses and saw
+sailors fixing up the starboard lifeboat, so we presumed that it was
+simply a case of "man overboard."
+
+A big cruiser has joined our fleet and is acting as a flank guard about
+three miles away from our starboard side.
+
+We have a great deal of physical exercise in spite of the rolling of the
+deck. This morning, while in the middle of it I was called away to dress
+and form part of an escort to the prisoner who was to be tried by field
+court-martial to-day. The court was very dignified, and it took a long
+time owing to the inexperience of the officers in such matters. It was the
+first court-martial I have seen,--the proceedings are strictly legal, being
+conducted according to the book, and with the officers wearing their
+swords. The poor devil expects two years.
+
+We have been pitching and tossing a great deal to-day. Physical exercising
+on the sloping decks is becoming a mighty risky thing.
+
+Quite a number of the transports have guns mounted on board so they are
+not entirely dependent on the cruisers. It looks as if we are sailing
+north of the usual trade routes. I have just heard that five more
+battleships are on the starboard beam. They came into sight early this
+morning, but have since been out of sight. We are sailing north of the
+trade routes.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The fleet is being increased. All ships are stopped. Those sailing west
+are allowed to go after being boarded; those going in the same direction
+as ourselves are made to fall into line, so there will be no danger of the
+news of our sailing reaching Europe ahead of us. If we continue to pick up
+ships sailing in our direction, the fleet will be enormous by the time we
+arrive at our unknown destination. We sailed two hundred and twelve miles
+the last twenty-four hours.
+
+Two more transports have joined us. They came from Newfoundland. I hear
+that we now have forty-three ships in the fleet. We sail at ten cables'
+length apart, about one thousand yards.
+
+We are getting into more dangerous water evidently. Early this morning the
+Royal George steamed up from the end of the line and took up a position at
+the head of the fleet, but in line with the battleship Glory about three
+miles away on the port. The Laurentic took up a similar position on the
+starboard. Both these ships are armored and have guns mounted on them.
+They are being used as scouts.
+
+We all rushed up on deck to see a cruiser pass close to us this midday. It
+was a magnificent sight. She was either the H.M.S. Bristol or the H.M.S.
+Essex; her name was painted The bluejackets were massed on the decks
+forward and as she went by the marines' band played "The Maple Leaf
+Forever." We returned cheers with the sailors. It gives you a great thrill
+to see a British ship and to have the knowledge of what it represents. To
+be British is a great thing, and I'm proud to think that I'm going to
+fight for my country. When this war is over and men are talking round a
+table, it will be, "Where were you fighting during the war?" not "Did you
+fight during the war?"
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I'm in a gun-cleaning squad every afternoon. To-day I cleaned the machine
+gun on which I'm second gunner. We treat our machine guns as if they were
+pets. No one will ever be able to say that my gun is dirty. It will
+probably be my best friend some day.
+
+The finding of the court-martial was read out to us on full parade this
+afternoon. First the "Heavies" were lined up on all sides of the deck,
+then the "Mosquitos," as the Machine Gunners are called, lined up inside;
+the prisoner between an escort was led up in the center. It was
+wonderfully impressive. I felt that I was to witness the condemning of a
+fellow soldier to a number of years of hard labor. Over the whole assembly
+there came a deathlike silence and the finding of the court was read to us
+by an officer, the sentence being thirty-six days!
+
+The second steward told me that it took two hundred carpenters twelve
+hours to tear down the cabins and fix up horse fittings. First the
+authorities made arrangements to ship a thousand troops on this ship.
+We're crowded as we are now with only three hundred odd. I hate to think
+what it would have been like with a thousand.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Early this morning a large man-o'-war came up on the port at a speed that
+made everything else seem to stop. We have now battleships on all sides.
+This ship, although a long way off, looks tremendous. She is one of the
+latest super-dreadnaughts.
+
+I was on guard last night when one of the cruisers came alongside to TALK
+to the captain about having lights showing in some of the ports. I enjoyed
+it immensely, for I discovered that the British Navy, true to tradition,
+was still able to maintain its high level of profanity. The ship is in
+pitch darkness and there is no moon. On deck it's almost impossible to
+walk it's so dark. Tonight is supposed to be the night on which the
+Germans are going to make a raid. I am going to sleep on deck so that I
+shall not miss anything. I'd hate to miss the chance of seeing a naval
+engagement. I can't see how the Germans can possibly let a chance go by. A
+nervy cruiser could sink any amount of ships. If the British Navy were up
+against us they would have had a cut in before now.
+
+Slept on deck last night. Nothing happened except that early this morning
+a French cruiser joined us, and I got covered with smuts from the
+smokestack.
+
+The Admiral has received one hundred and twenty-six words of war news, but
+will not let us have them. Probably they're disastrous. We break up
+to-night or to-morrow. It's scarcely likely that the whole fleet will be
+taken to one port at the same time.
+
+That super-dreadnaught passed down the columns to-day. She is of
+tremendous size and travels at high speed. She is probably the Queen Mary.
+
+Expect to see land Wednesday.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Blowing a gale. All day the spendrift has been blowing over. The decks
+have been too wet for parades, thank God! All the way over we have had
+physical exercise, sometimes as much as four hours a day. We're all in
+fine physical condition.
+
+To-day we were allowed to wash our clothes. I can see the advantage of
+khaki now. Even after working hard on my clothes, my underwear is still
+dark white. The rails were covered with underwear and socks when the storm
+started. Now every square inch below is used for drying clothes. Even the
+electric lights are festooned. We have a final kit inspection to-morrow
+and then we pack for disembarkation. We are only about one hundred miles
+from the "Bishop's Light."
+
+It has been a very long voyage and we have been very cramped. All our
+equipment has to be carried in our cabins. Try sleeping six men with all
+their outfit in a cabin nine feet by six feet. The ship carpenter has a
+standing job to repair our cabin. We have rough-housed so much that his
+attention was continually necessary. The trip has been so long that we are
+now beginning to hate each other. I went down in the stoke-hole and the
+engine-room. Even amongst the whirling machines it was more peaceful than
+in our quarters. It seems months since I was in Montreal last.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Dear Old England in sight!
+
+We're passing the Lizard now.
+
+The kit has all been inspected and we hope to land to-morrow some time.
+
+We're lying in the historic harbor of Plymouth; arrived here about two
+hours ago. We're surrounded by fast little torpedo-boat destroyers, which
+are chasing round us all the time like dogs loosened from a chain. The
+breakwater has searchlights mounted on each end and fixed lights are
+playing from the shore. As the lights occasionally flash up the ships in
+the bay, it is as bright as day. Nobody is allowed ashore, not even the
+officers. We may go on to Southampton, only we must get there before five
+at night. After that time nothing is allowed in.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Sailed at daybreak on to Devonport. Most of the transports are now lying
+in pairs at anchor in the harbor. We're close to the shore. We can see
+naval "jolly boats" and pinnaces sailing back and forth. On one side are
+lying the H.M.S Powerful and another boat, both of which in their day were
+the pride of the Navy. The Powerful was the boat which made such a name
+for herself in the Boer War. Now both of these vessels are training ships
+and obsolete so far as this war goes.
+
+All our haversacks have been boiled in coffee to stain them khaki.
+
+One of the Navy steam launches came by and we asked them to get us
+newspapers. They came back with a bundle and we nearly had a riot trying
+to get at them.
+
+It was only to-day that we heard of the fall of Antwerp, the atrocities of
+Belgium, and the treachery of Maritz in Cape Colony.
+
+We shall be getting off in a few hours and this may be the last I shall
+write for some time. I have put in a great deal of time during the voyage
+writing and have done so under difficulties. Sometimes the cabin has been
+torn in pieces, and often arguments, carried on by leather-lunged
+opponents of "Kultur," have made this work hard.
+
+We hear that some paper published an account of the sinking of twenty of
+the ships. This rumor is false, and it's a beastly thing for the newspaper
+to do, but you must remember to discount all news a great deal.
+
+Still on board and we shall probably be here for a few days more. My, it's
+galling to be so near to the land and yet to be cooped up in our crowded
+quarters. Crowded launches and steamers are sailing round the liners. All
+day long cheering crowds come out to see us. Last night another liner
+called Florizel, with the First Regiment Newfoundland troops, tied up to
+us. They were a fine-looking lot of men. We told them we had no tobacco;
+they threw dozens of tins of their tobacco and cigarettes over to us. We
+fought for them. I got the remains of one tin with most of the contents
+spilt. Still, as many of us haven't had a smoke for three days, we
+appreciated it. Several cruisers have come in to-day, and there seem to be
+dozens of submarines and torpedo boats cruising around all day. The reason
+we did not go to Southampton is that five German submarines were waiting
+for us.
+
+The transports are unloading at the rate of five or six ships a day. It
+will probably be our turn on Sunday. The fleet looks splendid at night now
+that we have most of the lights on. All night the steel riveters are at
+work on three battleships that are being built close by. Near us are
+several "wooden walls." One is a ship of Nelson's, the Queen Adelaide.
+Every boat, tug, lighter and motor boat here is the property of the
+Admiralty.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are probably going to Salisbury Plain for two months. We are the first
+Expeditionary Force to land in England from the dominions or colonies, but
+others are on their way. The sailors from the training ships serenade us
+in boats with bands and play "O Canada," "The Maple Leaf Forever," and all
+day long on one ship or the other we hear "It's a Long Way to Tipperary."
+Every one is singing it; without doubt it is _the_ song of the war. To-day
+we got a bundle of papers. We read them right through to the
+advertisements. Cigarettes and matches are at a premium and food is
+running out on board. The strain of staying here is becoming too great.
+We're all disagreeable and insubordinate. The guard room is already full
+and will soon need enlarging.
+
+On guard to prevent the men of the two ships (our own and the Florizel
+with the Newfoundlanders) coming over to visit each other. At ten o'clock
+at night I got the tip that a bunch of men were going to make a break for
+shore and I was asked to go. I had just come off sentry and was dressed
+for shore. We all met up forward, hailed a police boat, climbed down a
+rope ladder across two barges unloading shells and into the police launch.
+When I got in I found that I and one other fellow were the only privates;
+all the rest were sergeants and corporals, thirteen altogether, unlucky
+number. The police sergeants asked me if we had passes. I said, "You bet,"
+and we sailed away from the ship right under everybody's nose. We landed
+and then took a car to Plymouth and went on the Hoe, which has been in
+absolute darkness since the beginning of the war. Girls were very
+interested in us and took most of our collar badges and buttons as
+souvenirs. One man asked me to give him a cigarette as a souvenir.
+
+We met an English captain in a tobacconist's and he invited us up to the
+barracks. Two of us went. I was one. To get there we had to go on a street
+car. We had just sat down when up the stairs came my Lieutenant McCarthy.
+When he saw me he said, "How the hell did you get here?" "Oh, just swam
+across." "Well, if you get caught it'll be the guard room for you." I
+said, "Never mind, we'll have company." He is a pretty good sport. We went
+to the barracks, had a session with the captain, then went to the quay,
+picked up the rest of the men, and sneaked on board. I got to bed at three
+and had to get up this morning at six o'clock to go on guard.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Sunday, very tired. On guard all day, two hours on, four off. It's very
+unfortunate having a Sunday guard, because in the ordinary way we have to
+attend church parade in the morning and after having listened to a sermon
+and sung "Onward, Christian Soldiers," or, "Fight the good fight," we are
+free for the day, whereas guards stay on twenty-four hours.
+
+The major noticed one of the sergeants coming on board this morning at six
+o'clock. The idiot missed us this morning and of course that dished us.
+The sergeants got in wrong. As I am only a private, and therefore ignorant
+and simple according to the military code, and, being with
+non-commissioned officers who are supposed to possess superior
+intelligence, I got away with it. The sergeants have had to do sentry on
+the same ladder we went down.
+
+Everybody is as disagreeable as possible. We are lying in midstream and
+can see the town. Can you imagine anything more galling than that?
+
+While I was on guard the Vicar of Plymouth came aboard and held service.
+He said that the last time a Vicar of Plymouth preached to warriors was
+just before Drake sailed to meet the Armada.
+
+Thank God! moving at last. We've moored up to the docks just opposite two
+magnificent dreadnaughts. Naval men are handling our cargo, our kit bags
+are packed and we are ready to disembark.
+
+Near our ship's stern is a barge full of ventilators and spare parts of
+ships which are taken away when ships are cleared for action. Some of the
+rifle racks were marked Cornwall and I noticed a davit post with the name
+Highflyer, the boat that sank the Kaiser Wilhelm after she had been
+preying on the shipping off South Africa. When a ship is cleared for
+action, all inflammable fittings, such as wooden doors, ladders, racks,
+extra boats, and davits, etc., are discarded. If the order to "clear the
+decks for action" comes at sea, overboard go all these luxuries. It is
+calculated that the cost of "clearing decks" on a cruiser is five thousand
+dollars.
+
+Some of our stuff was unloaded yesterday, and when the ship moved a guard
+was placed over it. When the corporal went down the gangplank with the
+relief, Pat and I walked down behind as if we were part of the same, right
+by the officers. We had a devil of a job to get through the dock gates, a
+suspicious policeman and sentry on guard. We told the sergeant of the
+police a pitiful story, saying that we hadn't had anything to eat for
+three days, and finally he relented. "All right, my lads, only don't
+'swing the lead' in town." We got into Devonport and went to the biggest
+hotel. Before they had time to throw us out we ordered breakfast of real
+food. It was fine after the ship's grub. After sitting there ten minutes,
+the general commanding the district came in and sat behind us. He stared.
+Two privates in the same room as the general!! But all he said was, "If
+you boys can fight as you eat, you'll make an impression." Then we visited
+some other places!
+
+We went back to the docks and went over the super-dreadnaughts, Tiger and
+Benbow, the biggest war vessels in the world. The Tiger's speed on her
+trials was 37.5 knots an hour.
+
+After we had seen enough, we went back to the ship and tried to look as if
+we had been working with one of the fatigue parties on shore. It worked!
+
+We marched off the ship midday and then I had to go on guard again all
+night. That was the first time we were allowed ashore to see the town, and
+I was on guard, so if I hadn't slipped ashore on the two occasions
+mentioned, I should not have seen it at all.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It rained all night, and when I was off guard I slept on the top of one of
+our armored trucks, under a tarpaulin. It's wonderful how we can sleep now
+anywhere, and we often have our clothes on for three days at a time. Many
+a time I sleep with all my equipment on. Get wet and dry it by keeping it
+on. We all have to do it. The idea of pajamas or baths as necessities
+seems funny. At one time I would sooner go without breakfast than miss a
+bath. Now I make sure of the breakfast.
+
+We are going to drive our cars through England to Salisbury Plain. We
+started this morning and drove through Devonport. Cheering crowds
+everywhere. All our cars wear the streaming pennants: "Canada With the
+Empire," which pleased the people a great deal.
+
+As we rode through the streets people showered gifts upon us, such as
+cakes, chocolates, newspapers and apples, and everywhere made lusty
+demonstrations. The people of Taunton, as soon as they heard that the
+Canadians were coming, turned out the barracks and we were met by all the
+officers, who came in to talk to us. One second lieutenant, after studying
+me for some time, said, "Isn't your name Keene?" "Yes," I replied, "but
+how do you know?" "I went to school with you fifteen years ago." His name
+was Carter; he was in the Second Dorsets. That night he got me out of
+barracks for a couple of hours, and we hashed over the schoolboy
+reminiscences. The people of Taunton were arranging a dance for us, but
+nobody was allowed to attend. The major believes in putting us to bed
+early; his theory being that a man can't drive cars well after a party,
+and he couldn't keep the drivers in alone.
+
+Ladies from Taunton, of the pleasing English type with beautiful
+complexions, handed round all sorts of rubbish, jam puffs, and other
+things which belong to the time before we joined the army.
+
+Traveled all the morning. Everybody turned out to see us. The
+Brigadier-General wired ahead, and hastily prepared placards, still wet,
+were hanging from the windows,--
+
+
+ God Bless the Canadians
+ Loyal Sons
+ of
+ The Empire
+
+ The gathering of
+ the Lions' whelps
+
+
+and in one case the haste was so great that "God Save the King" was hung
+upside down.
+
+Everybody wants my badges and buttons, and some men in the unit have not
+one left. Hence I have requisitioned an order for a hundred to meet the
+demand.
+
+All over the country you see "Kitchener's Army" drilling. In one case we
+passed about a hundred of them. When they saw us they broke ranks and
+shook us by the hands. The people of England are much impressed with our
+speed in coming over. Old men and women shouted, "God bless you,
+Canadians!" while tears trickled down their cheeks.
+
+I read this notice in one little shop,--
+
+
+ At noon every day the church bell will ring a few chimes and
+ everybody is asked to stop whatever he is doing and offer this
+ prayer, "Oh, Lord, help our soldiers and sailors to defeat our
+ enemies, and let us have Peace."
+
+ (Signed) The Vicar.
+
+
+Recruiting notices ten feet by six feet with the sentence "Your King and
+Country Need You" are to be seen everywhere in shops, on barns, trees, and
+even church doors.
+
+Motorists and cyclists are warned to pull up whenever requested or the
+results may be serious. Most of the motors have O.H.M.S. plates above the
+number plate.
+
+We billeted in a village school; all slept in our blankets on the floor.
+Left the school and cleaned up before the kids came for their lessons next
+day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Salisbury Plain. Arrived to-day. This part is called Bustard and takes its
+name from the small Bustard Inn, Headquarters of General Alderson, General
+Officer Commanding. Troops are here in thousands and we are no novelty.
+The roads are torn up. Mud is two feet deep in places. All through the day
+and night motor lorries, artillery and cavalry are traveling over the
+ground. Aeroplanes are circling overhead and heavy artillery are firing.
+We see the shells bursting on the ranges every day.
+
+Always raining. Everything is wet, and I am sleeping in a rotten tent
+which leaks. Still, we are all so fit that what would kill an ordinary man
+doesn't worry us much.
+
+We all get three days' leave and are trying by every means possible to
+wangle another day or two. Many men have to see dentists, and lots of men
+have grandparents in Scotland who display signs of dying suddenly. If the
+excuse is good enough, we get four days and sometimes five. I have a
+sweetheart in Scotland, but if that is played out I have to work something
+else.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Wonderful sight from where I am now. Miles of tents, motors and horse
+lines on this desolate moorland. No houses; only camps and a few trees
+which have been planted as wind screens. The soil is very poor, too poor
+for farming. It is government property and it is only used for troops. We
+are ten miles from a railroad. We are so isolated that we might be in
+Africa, except that it's so cold.
+
+The papers are starting an agitation to get the Canadians to march through
+London, and are asking why they should be smuggled in and then shut up on
+Salisbury Plain. They want to see us, AND WE WANT TO SEE LONDON!!
+
+Our ambulance car has been used every day since we came here, taking
+wounded from one hospital to another. The rest of our cars have been used
+to carry German prisoners.
+
+One of the spies caught on the ships is said to have been shot. Several
+were arrested; two were caught in Devonport while we were there, one in a
+Canadian officer's uniform.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Am spending seventy-two hours' leave in London. Got leave through this
+telegram which is from "the girl I'm engaged to":
+
+
+ Disappointed. Met train. Please do come. Leaving for Belgium soon.
+ Love.
+
+ EDYTHE.
+
+
+She is a Red Cross nurse. This is a new one and it worked. McCarthy sent
+it to me.
+
+London is very dismal. No electric signs, and the tops of all the street
+lamps are painted black so that the lights don't show from above. However,
+we managed to have a good time, in spite of it all. The Germans say that
+the Canadians are being held in England to repel the invasion.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The facilities for bathing are not very extensive. I rode into Salisbury,
+a distance of seventeen miles, yesterday, on top of some packing-cases in
+a covered transport wagon, for a bath, the first since I was last on
+leave. We get a Turkish bath in town for thirty cents. After that we had a
+large juicy steak and then started our seventeen-mile trip back through
+the pouring rain. Every other mile we got down and helped the driver swear
+and push the car out of the mud, vast quantities of which abound on the
+Salisbury roads, believe me!!
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is Sunday afternoon. Most of the men in camp are asleep or reading.
+Outside it is raining. It seems to be always raining, and occasionally we
+have such a thick fog that even a trip to get water is exciting before you
+can get back to your own lines.
+
+Owing to our camp having become a swamp we have had to move our quarters
+to drier ground. Moving the tents is not a big job, but rebuilding the
+cook-house is! I figure that when I leave the army I shall have a few more
+professions to choose from. For example, I'm a pretty hefty trench digger;
+then as a scavenger I am pretty good at picking up tin cans and pieces of
+paper; also I'm an expert in building things such as shelters from any old
+pieces of timber that we can steal; then as a cook I can now make that
+wonderful tea that I wrote you about, besides many other things which we
+didn't realize that we had to do when we enlisted.
+
+To-day the paper says "Fair and Warmer." We could do with some of that.
+Years ago, before I joined the army and lost my identity, I rather liked
+occasionally getting wet in the refreshing rain; but now the trouble is
+that we are always wet and have nowhere to dry our things, except by
+sleeping on them.
+
+Our major has an original scheme of training men in the ranks to qualify
+for commissions, sort of having half a dozen embryo officers ready. I have
+been picked as one and have to study in all my spare time. It means a
+great deal more work, but it's very interesting and the sort of thing I
+would like to do. We start to-day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We began our instruction on the machine gun to the officers and the men
+who are up here for a special course; I have a boozy lieutenant, who
+doesn't care a hang, and a bright non-com. Some of the officers we brought
+over make good mascots.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It was fine to-day. We were even able to open up the tent flap to dry the
+place a bit. To-day the major congratulated me on the Christmas card I
+designed for the unit.
+
+Our classes of instruction to the "alien" officers finish to-morrow. Both
+the men I was instructing passed.
+
+The adjutant is very anxious to put us through our officers' training
+course quickly.
+
+We are now recognized as the specialist corps in the machine-gun work with
+the Canadian Division, and he is anxious that we shall be ready to take
+commissions when casualties occur. Every battalion of infantry has a
+machine-gun section attached, and we have the job of training the officers
+and sergeants of these sections.
+
+Owing to the bombardment of the east coast, several of our battalions are
+under orders to move at a moment's notice. It is thought that the
+bombardment was simply a ruse to draw the British fleet away from around
+Heligoland.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The newspaper boys in Salisbury, when you refuse to buy an "Hextra," shout
+"Montreal Star" and "Calgary Eyeopener," and all the shopgirls and
+barmaids in Salisbury say, "Some kid," "Believe muh," "Oh, Boy!"
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I had been granted Christmas leave at the last minute, and as it was
+awkward to telegraph to Northwich, I arrived after a long journey, lasting
+sixteen hours, ten minutes ahead of the letter I'd sent saying I was
+coming. My arrival soon spread over the town. A Canadian--this was a rather
+unique thing for Northwich, a little Cheshire town. Out of a population of
+about eighteen thousand, two thousand men have joined the colors. The men
+in uniform from the works are all receiving half pay. The other men who
+are staying are working twelve hours a day and give up part of their pay
+so that the jobs of the soldiers will be open when they come back.
+Thirty-five Belgian refugees are being kept here. Money to keep them for
+twelve months has been subscribed. One huge house has been taken over as a
+hospital with twenty-three nurses, all volunteers from Northwich.
+Everybody has done or is doing something in the great struggle. The young
+ladies in this neighborhood have no use for a man who is not in khaki, and
+with customary north of England frankness tell them so.
+
+I expect that you know that the Government has sent around forms to every
+house asking the men who are going to volunteer to sign, and men long past
+the military age have signed the papers, "too old for the war service, but
+willing to serve either at home or abroad voluntary for the period of the
+war." Others have offered to do work to allow young men to go, to keep
+their jobs for them. This shows the spirit that permeates England. There
+is only one end and that MUST be the crushing of the Germans. I don't
+believe people have any idea of the number of men who are at present under
+arms, and still the posters everywhere say that we must have more men.
+
+I wonder if you know that the Germans are shooting British prisoners who
+are found with what they consider insulting post-cards of the Kaiser, and
+even references to His All Highest in letters are dangerous. As we are
+nearing the time when we shall go across I thought I would mention it.
+
+We expect to leave England somewhere around January 15th. We have been
+living in the mud so long that we are getting quite web-footed.
+
+This is a war Christmas. People are too excited and anxious to celebrate
+it. I wonder what sort of a Christmas the next one will be! What a
+terrible Christmas the Germans must have had in Germany. They admit over
+one million casualties. Fancy a million in less than five months. During
+the Napoleonic wars, which extended over twenty years, six million died,
+and yet one side in this war already admits one million.
+
+The Canadian ordnance stores have been given instructions that all
+equipments down to the last button must be ready by the 15th of January.
+That date seems to be the favorite one. I believe it is the commencement
+of big things; a move will then be made to embark large numbers of troops
+across to France.
+
+All our telegraphic addresses were taken when we came away on leave in
+case it were decided to send units over before our term of leave expired.
+
+A German aviator flew over Dover yesterday and made a fierce and terrible
+bomb attack on a cabbage patch. Terrible casualty in cabbages. Berlin must
+have designs on a bumper crop of sauerkraut.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Back in camp. It was hard to come down to it. Our blankets and clothes
+left in the tent were mildewed, clammy, and partly submerged. Our feet are
+wet and we are again soldiers, dirty and cold.
+
+Traveled down in the train with thirty-six men of the Canadian contingent
+who had formed an escort for fifty-six undesirables who have been shipped
+back to Canada. It seems strange when men are needed so badly to ship them
+back because they are a bit unruly or get drunk too often. They will all
+come back with future contingents. Six of them made a dash for it at
+Liverpool. Three of them got away altogether.
+
+It snowed yesterday. Last night the camp looked beautiful; the tents lit
+up through the snow in the moonlight made a pretty picture, a suitable
+subject for a magazine cover, but mighty uncomfortable to camp in.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+In a gale last night many tents were blown down. We spent all day putting
+them up again. The cook house, a substantial frame building, has also
+blown down again.
+
+When I got back I found a Christmas hamper, a bunch of holly and a small
+box of maple sugar and packet of cigarettes from the Duchess of Connaught
+with her Christmas card. All parcels for the troops came in duty free. Our
+postal system is very efficient. We get our letters as regularly as we
+would in a town.
+
+People send us so many cigarettes that we sometimes have too many. I wish
+we could get more tobacco and fewer cigarettes. If you remember during the
+Boer War the authorities tried to break the "Tommy" of his "fags" by
+giving him more tobacco. Now they really seem to encourage cigarette
+smoking, although it really doesn't matter; the same things which are
+harmful in towns don't have the same bad effects when we are living in the
+open.
+
+All leave is up by the 10th of January for everybody, officers and men.
+
+The Princess Patricia Canadian Light Infantry have gone to the front to
+the envy of everybody. It is a splendid battalion with fine officers. They
+have been lying next to our lines and we have made many friends with the
+"Pats."
+
+Cerebro-spinal meningitis has broken out, and in spite of all efforts to
+check it, seems to be gaining ground. Several officers have died with it,
+and I believe that four battalions are quarantined. We have to use
+chloride of lime on the tent floors and around the lines. My friend Pat
+calls it "Spike McGuiness." The worst of a disease like this is that a
+patient never recovers. Even a cure means partial paralysis for life. I
+believe that Salisbury Plain is known for it, and I hear that all the
+ground that troops are now occupying is to be ploughed up when we leave.
+As far as that goes we have ploughed it up a bit already, but a systematic
+ploughing will make it more regular. The subsoil is only four inches, then
+you come to chalky clay. The tent-pegs when they are taken from the ground
+are covered with chalk.
+
+I think that the Canadian Contingent has had a pretty raw deal. We're not
+even included in the six army divisions which are going to France by the
+end of March. Wish I had joined the "Princess Pats," who are already
+there. We want to fight.
+
+We're having a beastly time as compared with the Belgian refugees and the
+German prisoners in England. We're beginning to wonder if we are ever
+going to the front. There is now some talk of billeting us in Bristol.
+We've been under arms nearly five months and should be good fighting
+material by now. With a similar number of men the Germans would have done
+something by this time.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+All the last week the selected few of us have been working separately on a
+course of work to qualify us for commissions. We have had to study hard
+every spare minute when not drilling each other.
+
+Several dogs have attached themselves to us; sometimes they find
+themselves on a piece of string, the other end being in a man's hand. One
+of these, a big bull terrier, sleeps in the canteen. The beer is quite
+safe with him there, but two nights ago the canteen tent, after a great
+struggle, tore itself off the tent-poles and went fifteen feet up in the
+air like a balloon, then collapsed. The dog, I regret to say, did not stay
+at his post, so a quantity of beer will have to be marked down as lost.
+This same bull has a pal, a white bull terrier, who came out with the
+officers' class the other morning. We had not been drilling more than
+fifteen minutes when he came back with a large rabbit. We stewed it at
+night. It certainly was good.
+
+One of the mechanics has forged an Iron Cross which has been presented to
+the dog in recognition of his services.
+
+I doubt if I shall ever be able to sit up to a table again regularly. I
+would much sooner sleep on the floor, and I have found, when on leave,
+that I preferred sitting on a hearthrug to a chair. Even while writing
+this I am lying on my blankets. My pipe is burnt down on one side from
+lighting it from my candle.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day being Sunday and as there were only two of us left in the tent, the
+others being on leave, we gave it a thorough spring cleaning. It needed
+it! By some oversight the sun came out to-day, so that helped. We also
+washed up all our canteens and pannikins with disinfectant.
+
+The infantry are bayonet-fighting and practicing charges every day. If you
+want a thrill, see them coming over the top at you with a yell; the
+bayonets catch the light and flash in a decidedly menacing fashion. They
+practice on dummies, and are so enthusiastic that they need new dummies
+almost every lesson.
+
+Every man, on becoming a soldier, becomes a man with a number and an
+identification disk. My number is 45555 and my "cold meat ticket," a tag
+made of red fiber, is hanging round my neck on a piece of string.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We're packing up and expect to go away next week. Of course, it may be
+another bluff, but somehow I think we really are going now, as we have
+been fitted out with a "field service-dressing," a packet containing two
+bandages and safety pins, which we have to sew into the right-hand bottom
+corner of our tunics. We have also been given our active service pay book,
+a little account book in which we have our pay entered. We don't get paid
+much in the field. We carry this book instead.
+
+It seems always cold and wet. We are very hardened. We look tough and feel
+that way. I haven't had a bath for a month. Since I have been soldiering I
+have done every dirty job that there is in the army, and there are many.
+Often when a job seemed to be too dirty and too heavy for anybody else,
+they looked around for Keene and Pat.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+"On guard." Writing this in the guard tent, when we are not actually on
+sentry. We keep all our equipment on, as we are liable to be called out at
+any minute. We sleep with our belts and revolvers in place.
+
+A quarter guard is three men and a noncom. The men do two hours on and
+four off. When it comes to a man's turn he has to be on his beat no matter
+what the weather is like during the day or night. The cold is pretty bad
+and occasionally it snows. Some units have sentry boxes, but we haven't.
+We use a bell tent. I was called this morning at five o'clock to do my
+sentry from five to seven. The small oil stove which serves to heat the
+guard tents had evidently been smoking for an hour, and over everything
+was a thick film of lamp-black. Everybody thought it a great joke until
+they looked at themselves in the mirror and caught sight of their own
+equipment. We must come off guard as clean as we go on. I got out quickly
+and left them swearing and cleaning up.
+
+From five to seven is the most interesting relief. I had first to wake the
+cooks at five o'clock and then I watched the gradual waking up of the
+camp. At six o'clock I had to wake the orderly sergeants and then far away
+in the distance the first bugle sounded reveille, then it was taken up all
+around and gradually the camps all over the Plains woke up. Men came out
+of the tents, the calls for the "fall in" sounded, and the rolls were
+called and the usual business of the day commenced. The change from the
+deadness of the night with its absolute stillness all takes place in a
+very short time. To a person with any imagination it seems rather
+wonderful. You must remember that we can see for miles, and in every
+direction there are hundreds of tents. Each battalion is separate, and
+they have great spaces between them; still wherever you look you can see
+tents.
+
+I wonder if I told you that aeroplanes are all the time flying over our
+camp. With characteristic British frankness they always have two huge
+Union Jacks painted on the undersides of the wings. We have become so used
+to them that we scarcely trouble to look up unless they are doing stunts.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The frost makes a fine grip for the cars; when the ground freezes over we
+can take the cars anywhere, but unfortunately it thaws again too quickly.
+As we are a motor battery we are of course a mile from the road, and
+sometimes it takes an hour and a half to get on to it.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is a howling night, wind and rain galore. I'm wondering how long the
+tent will last. I have been out three times already to look at the tent
+pegs. How often it has been so since we first came on to these plains. If
+you are living in tents you notice the changes in weather more than under
+ordinary circumstances, and every rain-storm has meant wet feet for us.
+But now we have been given new black boots, magnificent things, huge,
+heavy "ammunition boots," and the wonderful thing is they don't let water
+in. They are very big and look like punts, but it's dry feet now. I can
+tell you I am as pleased with them as if some one had given me a present
+of cold cash. At first they felt something like the Dutch sabots. They
+seemed absolutely unbendable and so we soaked them with castor-oil. Once
+they become moulded to the feet they are fine. Of course they are not
+pretty, but they keep the wet out.
+
+We have had new tunics issued to us of the regular English pattern, much
+more comfortable than our other original ones, and then instead of the
+hard cap we now have a soft one, something like a big golf cap with the
+flap on to pull down over the ears. These are much more comfortable. They
+have one great advantage over the old kind--we can sleep in them. We can
+now lie down in our complete outfits even to our hats. Once I considered
+it a hardship to sleep in my clothes. Now to go to bed we don't undress;
+we put on clothes.
+
+I managed to get a pass to Salisbury on Saturday and went to the local
+vaudeville show. In the row in front of me were several young officers of
+the British Army, and it was striking what a clean-cut lot they were.
+England is certainly giving of her best. They were not very much different
+from any others, but at the same time they are the type of Englishmen who
+have done things in the past and will do things again. They are all
+Kitchener's Army. Thousands of men who have never been in the army before
+threw up everything to go in the ranks. You see side by side professors,
+laborers, lawyers, doctors, stevedores, carters, all classes, rich and
+poor, a great democratic army, drilling to fight so that this may be a
+decent world to live in.
+
+At present it is almost impossible to use each man in his own profession
+as they do in Germany, but sometimes the non-commissioned officers work it
+out in this way.
+
+Sergeant to squad of recruits:--
+
+"Henybody 'ere know anythink abart cars?"
+
+"Yes; I do. I own a Rolls Royce."
+
+"Olright; fall out and clean the major's motor bike."
+
+One patriotic mother who had a son who was a butcher did her best to get
+him to join the Royal Army Medical Corps, because he was proficient at
+cutting up meat and would feel quite at home assisting at amputations.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Now that we are approaching the time for our departure to France we are
+hearing that favorite farewell to all men going to the front, "Good-bye,
+I'll look every day for your name in the casualty list."
+
+The "Princess Pats" have already been in action. They had a hard fight and
+many of them have been put out of business. We envied them when they went
+away and still do, although it only seems yesterday that we were lying
+together here and now a number of them are lying "somewhere in France."
+
+The jam-making firm of Tickler was awarded a huge contract for the supply
+of "Tommy's" daily four ounces of jam; either plum and apple were the
+cheapest combination or else the crop of these two fruits must have been
+enormous, because every single tin of jam that went to the training camps,
+France, Dardanelles, or Mesopotamia, was of this mixture.
+
+We became so tired of it that we used the unopened tins to make borders of
+flower-beds, or we used them to make stepping-stones across puddles.
+Eventually the world's supply of plums and apples having been used up, the
+manufacturers were forced to use strawberries.
+
+In the army all food is handled by the Army Service Corps, and as soon as
+they found real jam coming through they took it for their own and still
+forwarded on to us their reserve "plum and apple." The news got around
+amongst the fighting units: result--the Army Service Corps is now known as
+the "Strawberry Jam Pinchers."
+
+Reviewed by King George V, and it was indeed a very impressive sight.
+Although there were only twenty thousand troops, they seemed endless.
+During the time that the King was on the parade ground in company with
+Lord Kitchener, two aeroplanes kept guard in the sky. Our K. of K. is a
+big, fine man who looks the part. An inspection by the King is always a
+sure sign of a unit's impending departure. He traveled down on the new
+railway which had just been built by the defaulters of the Canadian
+Contingent.
+
+At the last minute I managed to get weekend leave and went to London. No
+Canadians there! I caught sight of a military picket, sergeant and twelve
+men, looking for stray ones, though. Another picket held me up and made me
+button my greatcoat. I did! It isn't clever to argue with pickets at any
+time!
+
+The train was three hours late. Troops' trains were occupying the lines.
+From Bulford we walked home in a hail-storm. Got in about five o'clock
+just as the reveille was blowing in the other lines. They were just
+leaving for the front, and had made great fires where they were burning up
+rubbish and stuff they couldn't take with them. Tons of it! Chairs,
+mattresses, and tables. When we move, everything except equipment has to
+be discarded. We can't do anything with extras. We have to cut our own
+stuff down to the very smallest dimensions. I walked through the lines
+afterward of other battalions who had left, and I saw fold-up bedsteads,
+uniforms, equipment, books, buckets, washing-bowls, cartridges and stoves
+of every conceivable kind and shape; hundreds, from the single "Beatrice"
+to the big tiled heaters. Some tents were half full of blankets thrown in,
+others with harness. All the government stuff is collected, but private
+stuff is burnt.
+
+In the army you soon realize that you have to make yourself comfortable
+your own way. I don't hesitate to take anything. If I have on a pair of
+puttees which are a bit worn and I find a new pair,--well, I just calmly
+yet cautiously annex them and discard the old ones. We found a barrel of
+beer had been left by one of the other units, so we carefully carried the
+prize to our lines and then tapped it. Zowie! It was a beer barrel all
+right, only it was filled with linseed oil.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Thank the Lord!! Under a roof, sitting on a real chair; tablecloth,
+plates; and I'm dry. We have come to Wilton (of carpet fame) and I'm in a
+billet. I have a real bed to sleep in. Last night I lay on the floor of a
+mildewed tent; couldn't sleep on account of the cold. To-night I sleep
+between sheets, and the wonderful thing is that I'm not on leave.
+
+We drove our cars down here, each of us hoping that we would never again
+see Bustard Camp, Salisbury Plain, as long as we lived; it had been our
+home for five months. Yesterday we felt like mutiny; to-day every one is
+smiling. As soon as we were "told off" Pat and I went to our billet, a
+nice clean little house close to the center of the town. The owner is a
+baker. I felt kind of uncomfortable with my boots and clothes plastered up
+with mud, but the good lady said, "Don't 'e mind, come in, bless you; I've
+'ad soldiers afore. The last one 'e said as 'ow he couldn't sleep it were
+so quiet 'ere."
+
+I had a wash (this is Friday night), the first since Wednesday morning.
+The idea of having as much water as you want, without having to go a half
+mile over a swamp, pleased me so much that I used about six basinsful in
+the scullery.
+
+When the lady of the house asked us _what_ we would _like_ to eat, we both
+fainted. I'm afraid we're going to get spoiled here. Couldn't sleep at
+first. Cold sheets and having all my clothes off--too great a strain! Had
+breakfast and then drove our cars to the canal, where we scrubbed and
+washed them down inside and out.
+
+This afternoon I've been into every shop I could find, chiefly to talk to
+people who are not soldiers. Even went into the church to look around and
+listened to the parrotlike description of the place by the sexton.
+
+Everybody is happy, and although it has rained ever since we have been
+here, we haven't noticed it yet. I may say there are four or five kids,
+and the whole house could be packed into our front room. Still, "gimme a
+billet any time."
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have just received the news that I have been given a Second Lieutenancy
+in the Motor Machine Gun Service, Royal Field Artillery, and I go into
+camp at Bisley at once. I am very glad that before being an officer I have
+been a private, because I now have the latter's point of view. I am going
+to try hard to be a good officer; promotion always means more work and
+responsibility,--so here goes.
+
+I have been very busy lately training my new section, and we are now part
+of the 12th Battery, Motor Machine Guns, 17th Division British
+Expeditionary Force, leaving to-day for the "Great Adventure."
+
+Somewhere in France. At last we are here. We landed at a place the name of
+which I am not allowed to mention, and were then taken by a guide to a
+"Rest Camp" about two miles from the docks. If they had called it a
+garbage dump I shouldn't have been surprised. You would be very much
+surprised with the France of to-day. Everybody speaks English; smart khaki
+soldiers in thousands everywhere.
+
+Already I have seen men who have been gassed and the hospitals here are
+full of wounded. Our troops are arriving all day and night and marching
+away. English money is taken here, but French is more satisfactory as you
+are likely to get done on the change. The officers have a mess here just
+as in England. Actually we are farther away from the firing line than we
+were in camp at Bisley; but we leave to-day on our machines going direct
+to it. There was a transport torpedoed just outside; they managed to beach
+her just in time. The upper decks and masts are sticking up above water.
+
+Since I last wrote anything in this diary we have ridden over one hundred
+and ten miles by road towards the firing line. All day yesterday it
+poured. The country was beautiful, ripening corn everywhere, the villages
+are full of old half-timbered houses, the roads are all national roads
+built for war purposes by Napoleon, and run straight; on either side are
+tall, poplar shade trees, so that the roads run through endless avenues.
+
+At night we stayed in a quaint village inn. The men all slept in a loft
+over their machines. Our soaked clothes were put in the kitchen to dry,
+but owing to the number of them, they just warmed up by the morning. One
+officer has to follow in the rear of every unit to pick up the stragglers.
+I had to bring up the rear of the column to-day--result: I didn't get in
+until early in the morning, only to find the other subalterns "sawing
+wood."
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Yesterday was the French National Day. We were cheered as we rode along,
+and women and children smothered us with flowers. In the morning a funeral
+of two small children passed us. Our battery commander called the battery
+to attention and officers saluted. The priest was two days overdue with
+his shave--soldiers notice things like that, you know.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day we continued our ride; the weather was much better--dried our
+clothes by wearing them. Strange to run through Normandy villages and
+suddenly come across British Tommies--many of them speaking French. A Royal
+Navy car has just passed us; our navy seems omnipresent. I saw an old
+woman reading a letter by the side of an old farmhouse to some old people,
+evidently from a soldier, probably their son. It reminded me a great deal
+of one of Millet's pictures. Every one thinks of the war here and nothing
+but the war; it's not "Business as Usual."
+
+We stay here one night and move away to-morrow. We can hear the guns
+faintly.
+
+The three section officers, myself and two others, are sleeping in a hut
+together. It is one of these new collapsible kind, very convenient. We are
+now all in bed. Outside the only sound we can hear is the sentries
+challenging and the mosquitoes singing.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+All males are soldiers in France, even the old men. They look very fine in
+their blue uniforms, but I have a prejudice for our khaki Tommies. We get
+good food as we travel, but pay war prices for it. Cherries are now in
+season; we don't pay for them, however.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Rode another sixty miles to-day. A car smashed into the curb, cannoned off
+and ran over me, busting my machine up. The front wheel went over my leg.
+My revolver and leather holster saved me from a fracture, but I got badly
+bruised up. I was very scared that I should not be able to go "up" with
+the Battery. It would be almost a disgrace to go back broken up by a car
+without even getting a whack at the Boche. Had to ride later on another
+machine twenty-five miles through the night without lights, in a blinding
+rain.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Everything interesting. Should like to have a camera with me. I had to
+post mine back. So many things are done in the British Army by putting a
+man on his honor. They just ask you to do things. They don't order you to
+do it. It was that way with me; they merely "asked" me to post my camera
+back.
+
+Great powerful cars rush by here all day and all night, regardless of
+speed limits. Every hour or so you see a convoy of twenty or thirty motor
+lorries in line bringing up ammunition or supplies, or coming back empty.
+Every point bristles with sentries who demand passes. If you are not able
+to answer satisfactorily, they just shoot. The French soldiers have
+magnificent uniforms; the predominating color is a sort of cobalt blue. To
+see sentries, French and British together, they make quite a nice color
+scheme.
+
+Officers censor all letters. I censor sometimes fifty letters a day. One
+man put in a letter to-day, "I can't write anything endearing in this, as
+my section officer will read it." Another, "I enclose ten shillings. Very
+likely you will not receive this, as my officer has to censor this
+letter." Of course we don't have time to read all the letters through. We
+look for names of places and numbers of divisions, brigades, etc., but I
+couldn't help noticing that one of my men, whom I have long suspected of
+being a Don Juan, had by one mail written exactly the same letter to five
+different girls in England, altering only the addresses and the
+affectionate beginnings.
+
+The village in which I am now was visited last September by twelve German
+officers who came through in motor cars; the villagers cried, "Vivent les
+Anglais," for not having seen an English soldier they took it for granted
+that the "Tommy" had come.
+
+Everybody goes armed to the teeth. I have my belt, a regular Christmas
+tree for hanging things on, with revolver and cartridges on even while I'm
+writing this. We carry a lot, but we soon get used to it.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The corn is being cut now. Through the window opposite I can see it
+standing in newly-stacked sheaves. These places are the favorite sketching
+grounds of artists in normal times, and I often wonder if they ever will
+be again.
+
+We return salutes with all the French and Belgian officers. It is
+difficult sometimes to distinguish them. I got fooled by a Belgian
+postman, and then went to work and cut a French general.
+
+The nearer we get to the firing line the finer the type of soldier. They
+are the magnificent Britishers of Kitchener's First Army. It makes you
+proud to see them marching by, dirty and wet with sweat. I watched two
+battalions come through; they had marched twenty miles through the sun
+with new issue boots; a few of them had fallen out, and other men and
+officers were carrying their equipment and rifles; many of the officers
+carried two rifles.
+
+I am now well within sound of the guns. A German Taube was shelled as it
+came over our firing line yesterday. One man was lying on his back asleep
+with his hat over his eyes, when a piece of shrapnel from one of the
+"Archies" hit him in the stomach--result: one blasphemous, indignant
+casualty. From the road I can see one of the observation balloons, a queer
+sausage-shaped airship. We may be moved up into the thick of it at any
+time now.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have been over into Belgium to-day: crossed the frontier on my motor
+bike; the roads are terrible, all this beastly "pave" cobblestones; awful
+stuff to ride over on a motor cycle. Shell holes on both sides of the
+road, and I saw three graves in the corner of a hop garden. All along the
+road there were dozens and dozens of old London motor buses, taking men to
+the trenches. They still have the advertisements on them and are driven by
+the bus-drivers themselves. Three hundred came over with their own
+machines. They are now soldiers. The observation balloon I mentioned
+yesterday was shelled down to-day.
+
+I am writing this in an old Flemish farmhouse, and the room I'm sitting in
+has a carved rafter ceiling, red brick floor and nasty purple cabbage
+wallpaper. All the men of the house with the exception of the old man are
+at the war; one son has already died. The Germans have been through here.
+They tied the mayor of the town to a tree and shot him. The trenches have
+been filled in, all the wreckage cleared, and they have a new mayor.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It is not yet 7 A.M. I am an orderly officer and have to take the men out
+for a run at six. I came back and bought a London "Daily Mail" of
+yesterday from a country-woman. We are at least three miles from the town,
+but they are enterprising enough to bring papers to us at this time in the
+morning. A "Daily Mail" costs four cents.
+
+Since I last wrote I have been up to the front line. Everything is
+different from what you imagine. The German trenches are easily
+distinguished through glasses; their sand-bags are multi-colored. Shrapnel
+was bursting over ruins of an old town in their lines. When you look
+through a periscope at the wilderness, it is difficult to imagine that
+thousands of soldiers on both sides have burrowed themselves into the
+earth. The evidence of their alertness is shown by their snipers, who are
+always busy whenever the target is up.
+
+A battery of eight-inch howitzers was opening fire. Our battery commander,
+hearing this, sent us up. The guns, big fellows, were well concealed. They
+were painted in protective colors and covered with screens of branches to
+prevent aerial observation. In the grounds all over the place were
+dug-outs, deep rabbit burrows, ten or twelve feet down, into which
+everybody went immediately. The Germans started their "hate." The firing
+is done by hand cord; other big guns are fired electrically. An enormous
+flash, an ear-splitting crash, a great sheet of flame from the muzzle, and
+two hundred pounds of steel is sent tearing through the air to the
+"Kultur" exponents. The whole gun lifts off the ground and runs back on
+its oil-compression springs. These guns are moved by their own caterpillar
+tractors which are kept somewhere close by. In three quarters of an hour
+they can get them started on the road. The ground for these emplacements
+was the orchard of a chateau. While we were there a whistle blew three
+times, an order shouted; immediately the guns were covered up and the men
+took cover. The enemy had sent an aeroplane to locate them. If they could
+once find them, hundreds of shells would rain on this spot in a few
+minutes. At a few yards' distance I couldn't see the guns myself. The
+"Hows" were firing at a house in the German lines which had been giving
+trouble. In three rounds they got it and then started in to "dust" the
+neighborhood. Of course, the firing is indirect. The officers and men who
+are with the guns don't see the effects. Apparently they fire straight
+away in the air. The observation is done by the forward observing officer
+in the fire trenches who corrects them by 'phone.
+
+After the appointed number of rounds had been fired, we adjourned to the
+chateau, a fine house, marble mantelpiece, plaster ceilings, gilt mirror
+panels, etc. It has still a few pieces of furniture left, no carpets, most
+of the windows are smashed; shells have visited it, but chiefly in
+splinters. I saw one picture on the wall with a hole drilled in by a
+shrapnel bullet which had gone clean through as though it had been
+drilled. It hadn't smashed the glass otherwise. From a window of the room,
+which the officers use as a mess, a neat row of graves is to be seen.
+Outside there are great shell holes, most of them big enough to bury a
+horse. Suddenly a shriek and a deafening explosion occurred in the garden.
+"Sixty-pound shrapnel! Evening hate," said an artillery sub. We left! We
+had been sent up to see the guns fire and not to be fired at.
+
+To go home we had to pass a village completely deserted, a village that
+was once prosperous, where people lived and traded and only wanted to be
+left alone. Now grass is growing in the streets. Shops have their
+merchandise strewn and rotting in all directions. On one fragment of a
+wall a family portrait was still hanging, and a woman's undergarments. A
+grand piano, and a perambulator tied in a knot were trying to get down
+through a coal chute. To wander through a village like this one that has
+been smashed up, and with the knowledge that the smashing up may be
+continued any time, is thrilling. Churches are always hateful to the
+Germans. They shell them all; bits of the organs are wrapped around the
+tombstones, and coffins, bones and skulls are churned up into a great
+stew. In some of the villages a few of the inhabitants had stayed and
+traded with the soldiers. They lived in cellars usually and suffered
+terribly. British military police direct the traffic when there is any,
+and are stationed at crossroads with regular beats like a city policeman.
+
+While traveling to another part of the line we had an opportunity of
+seeing the "Archies" (anti-aircraft guns) working. They were mounted on
+lorries and fire quite good-sized shells. They fired about fifty shots at
+one Taube, but didn't register a bull. Later in the evening from a trench
+we had the satisfaction of seeing another aeroplane set on fire, burn, and
+drop into the German lines like a shot partridge. Aeroplanes are as common
+as birds. Yesterday a "Pfeil" (arrow) biplane came right over our lines
+and was chased off by our own machines. The enemy's aeroplanes have their
+iron cross painted on the underside of their wings and are more
+hawkish-looking than ours. They are more often used for reconnoitering and
+taking photographs than for dropping bombs.
+
+We are being moved up closer to the firing line. I have been made
+billeting officer. I went to headquarters; a staff colonel showed me a
+subdivision on a map. "Go there and select a place for your unit." The
+place was a wretched village of about six houses, all of which are more or
+less smashed about, windows repaired with sacking and pieces of wood. All
+of the inhabitants have moved except those who are too poor. Every square
+inch is utilized. I managed to get a cow-shed for the officers. It looks
+comfortable. On the door I could just decipher, written in chalk, by some
+previous billeting officer,--
+
+
+ 2 Staff Officers
+ 6 Officers
+ 2 Horses
+
+
+Billeting chalk marks are on almost all the shops and houses up from the
+coast to the front.
+
+The field which we are expecting to put the men into belonged to a miller
+who lived in a different area. We went to see him. He couldn't speak
+English or French, so I tried him with German. While we were talking, I
+noticed some non-coms watching us very intently and was not surprised to
+find one following us back down the road. When he saw our car he came up
+and apologized for having taken us for spies. They are looking for two
+Germans in our lines wearing British uniforms, who have given several gun
+positions away. Two days ago the enemy shelled the road systematically on
+both sides for half a mile when an ammunition column was due. It was quite
+dark before we left; the sky was continually lit up by the star shells,
+very pretty white rockets, which light up No Man's Land. The enemy has a
+very good kind which remains alight for several minutes.
+
+Our days of comfortable billets are over, I am afraid. Unless you are
+working hard, it is miserable here,--wrecked towns, bad roads, shell holes,
+smells, dirt, soldiers, horses, trenches. The inhabitants are a poor,
+wretched lot. Many of them are thieves and spies. We are right in Belgium,
+where flies and smells are as varied as in the Orient.
+
+Wherever we travel by day or night we are constantly challenged by
+sentries and have to produce our passes. We stopped in one darkened
+shell-riddled town and knocked up an _estaminet_; we got a much finer meal
+than you can get at many places farther back. We talked to the woman who
+kept it and asked her if she slept in the cellar. "Oh, no! I sleep
+upstairs, they never bombard except at three in the morning or nine at
+night. Then I go into the cellar." This woman was a very pleasant,
+intelligent person, most probably a spy. Intelligent people generally
+leave the danger zone.
+
+Marching through the sloughed-up mud, through shell holes filled with
+putrid water, amongst most depressing conditions, I saw a working party
+returning to their billets. They were wet through and wrapped up with
+scarves, wool helmets, and gloves. Over their clothes was a veneer of
+plastered mud. They marched along at a slow swing and in a mournful way
+sang--
+
+
+ "Left--Left--Left
+ We--are--the tough Guys!"
+
+
+Apparently there are no more words to this song because after a pause of a
+few beats they commenced again--
+
+
+ "Left--Left--Left--"
+
+
+They looked exactly what they said they were.
+
+Windmills, of which there are a good many, are only allowed to work under
+observation. It was found that they were often giving the enemy
+information, using the position of the sails to spell out codes in the
+same way as in semaphore; clock-hands on church towers are also used in
+the same way.
+
+I saw a pathetic sight to-day. A stretcher came by with a man painfully
+wounded; he was inclined to whimper; one of the stretcher-bearers said
+quietly to him, "Be British." He immediately straightened himself out and
+asked for a "fag." He died that night.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We had a terrific bombardment last night; the ground shook all night and
+the sky was lit up for miles. The Boches used liquid fire on some new
+troops and we lost ground.
+
+I found this piece of poetry on the wall of a smashed-up chateau, and I
+have copied it exactly as I found it. The writing was on a darkened wall,
+and while I copied it my guide held a torchlight up to it. The place
+passes as "Dead Cow Farm" on all official maps.
+
+
+ I've traveled many journeys in my one score years and ten,"
+ And oft enjoyed the company of jovial fellow men,
+ But of all the happy journeys none can compare to me
+ With the Red-Cross special night express from the trenches to the
+ sea.
+
+ "It's Bailleul, Boulogne, Blighty, that's the burden of the song,
+ Oh, speed the train along.
+ If you've only half a stomach and you haven't got a knee,
+ You'll choke your groans and try to shout the chorus after me.
+
+ Bailleul, Boulogne, and Blighty, dear old Blighty "cross the sea."
+
+ "Now some of us are mighty bad and some are wounded slight,
+ And some will see their threescore years and some won't last the
+ night,
+ But the Red Cross train takes up the strain all in a minor key
+ And sings Boulogne and Blighty as she rumbles to the sea.
+
+ "Oh, it's better than the trenches and it's better than the rain,
+ It's better than the mud and stink; we're going home again,
+ Though most of us have left some of us on the wrong side of the
+ sea.
+ We are a lot of blooming cripples, but--downhearted? No, siree.
+
+ "There's a holy speed about this train for each of us can see
+ That we will cross the shining channel that lies 'twixt her and me
+ To the one and only Blighty, our Blighty, 'cross the sea,'
+ Where the blooming Huns can never come, 'twixt her and home and
+ me."
+
+
+"Blighty" is the wound which sends a man home to England; it's a war word
+which came originally from the Indians, but now universally adopted in the
+new trench language.
+
+I was walking along a trench when a man, who was sitting on a firestep
+looking up into a little trench mirror (which is used by putting the end
+of the bayonet between the glass and the frame), just crumpled up, shot
+through the heart. He didn't say a word. The trench had thinned out and
+the bullet had come through, nearly four feet down from the top of the
+parapet.
+
+Bad shell fire this afternoon. Saw shells churning things up seventy-five
+yards away; many passed overhead; had a ride on my motor cycle with the
+other officers to reconnoiter the roads leading down to the part of the
+trenches we have taken over; road was shelled as we came along. Two "coal
+boxes" hit the road and smashed up a cottage in front of us; we picked up
+pieces of the shell too hot to hold.
+
+Our billet now is another large farm, with the pump in the center of the
+manure heap as usual; our machines are parked all round a field close to
+the hedges to make a smaller target and also to prevent aerial
+observation.
+
+I went through a town this morning which has been on everybody's lips for
+months--I have never seen such devastation in my life; it baffles
+description. The San Francisco earthquake was a joke to this. Thousands
+and thousands of shells have pummeled and smashed until very little
+remains besides wreckage. Most of the shelling has been done to
+deliberately destroy the objects of architectural value.
+
+My quarters are in a loft amongst rags, old agricultural implements,
+sacks, and the accumulation of years of dirt; flies wake me up at
+daylight.
+
+This morning I went for a drink in the _estaminet_ I have mentioned
+already. Two shells have been through the sides of the house since we were
+last there, but they both came through at the usual scheduled time.
+
+This poor country is pockmarked with shell craters like a great country
+with a skin disease. Trees have been splintered worse than any storm could
+do. Nothing has been spared. The mineral rights of this territory should
+be very valuable some day. When we have all finished salting the earth
+with nickel, lead, steel, copper, and aluminum, old-metal dealers will
+probably set up offices in No Man's Land.
+
+Belgium will have to be rebuilt entirely, or left as it is, a monument to
+"Kultur."
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+My section has been ordered up to a divisional area on the south of the
+salient. In accordance with instructions I went up to Ypres this morning
+to find a place to park the machines.
+
+Contrary to the popular belief, we do not fight our guns from the motor
+cycles themselves. We use our machines to get about on, and the guns are
+taken up as near as possible to the position we are to occupy, which is
+usually behind Brigade Headquarters. Brigadiers have a great aversion to
+any kind of motor vehicle being driven past their headquarters, owing to
+the movement and noise, which they believe attracts attention to
+themselves, and as a rule the sentries posted outside will see that no
+machines go by. We get up as far as we can, because after we part from our
+machines, everything must be carried up through the trenches by hand.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Bringing Up A Motor Machine Gun
+
+
+I arrived at the town early and reported to the major who is in charge of
+the town and of the troops quartered there. He was living in the prison, a
+substantial brick and stone building, which has been smashed about a bit,
+but which is still a fairly good structure. The major is a fine, gruff old
+gentleman who was a master of fox hounds in the North of England. He came
+over with a detachment of cavalry. He is past the age limit, and it was
+decided that although he was a fine soldier, perhaps his age would be a
+deterrent and his job ought to be something lighter, so they gave him one
+of the fiercest jobs in the world--O. C. Ypres!
+
+I was sent in, and when he heard my errand he said, "You want to park your
+machines in Ypres? Why don't you take them up in the German front lines?
+You'll be safer there than here. Listen to the shelling now." I knew this,
+but I was doing just exactly what I was told. He continued: "I have now
+thousands of troops here and my daily casualties are enormous, so
+naturally I don't want any more men. The best plan for you will be to go
+down the Lille road and pick a house below 'Shrapnel Corner.' "
+
+I went on through the town, under the Lille gate, across the tram lines,
+past the famous cross-roads known as "Shrapnel Corner" and chummed up with
+some artillery officers. They told me that I could have any of the houses
+I wanted. I picked a couple which looked to me to be more complete than
+the rest and chalked them up. This whole place was alive with batteries.
+While I was there I heard a shout and suddenly a hidden battery of guns,
+sunk behind the road with the muzzles almost resting on it, started firing
+across in the direction of the part of Belgium occupied by Fritz. I had
+passed within two feet of these guns and yet had not seen them, they were
+so well "camouflaged." On my way back I saw the "Big Berthas" bursting in
+the town, and I was surprised that so little damage had been actually done
+to the Lille gate itself. Shells had visited everywhere in the
+neighborhood, but had not smashed this old structure.
+
+I went home, collected my men together, and told them the importance of
+the work we were to undertake. I have found it always a good thing to make
+the men think the job that they are doing is of great importance. Better
+results are obtained that way.
+
+We went to an "engineer dump" on the way up just after the enemy had
+landed a shell on a wagon loading building material, and wounded were
+being carried off and the mangled horses had been dragged on one side. As
+the wounded came by I called my section to attention, the compliment due
+to wounded men paid by units drawn up.
+
+We drew our sandbags in the usual way by requisitioning for five thousand
+and getting one thousand. Always ask for more than you expect to get.
+
+As we came into Ypres, a military policeman on duty told me it was
+unhealthy to go the usual way through the Market Square, because the
+shelling was bad in that part of the town, so I spread the machines out
+and started on down a side street. We were getting on finely and I was
+congratulating myself on getting through, when two houses, hit from the
+back, collapsed across the street in front of my machine. Without any
+ceremony I turned my machine back along the street which we had come and
+went through the Market Square down the Lille road, under the gate, being
+followed by my section. About four hundred yards down I stopped; holding
+my solo motor cycle between my legs, standing up, I looked back. I counted
+my machines as they came up. If it hadn't been so scary, it really would
+have been funny, to see these machines coming down the road through shell
+holes and over piles of bricks, as fast as the drivers could make them go.
+The men were hanging on for dear life and the machines rocked from side to
+side, but they were all there.
+
+Down the road we went to the houses; there we parked the machines and
+unpacked. A guard was placed over them and the rest of us marched down to
+the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+An officer has to buy all his own equipment and is allowed two hundred and
+fifty dollars by the Government towards the cost. An officer carries a
+revolver, but all junior officers as soon as possible acquire a rifle. The
+men of a "salvage company" were collecting all the rifles, bayonets, and
+parts of equipment near where I was to-day and I managed to get a
+Lee-Enfield (British rifle) in good shape. I felt that I would like to
+have a rifle and bayonet handy. I found a good-looking bayonet sticking in
+the side of a sandbag wall. It looked lonely. The scabbard I am using was
+resting in a loft of a deserted brewery. I am now complete with rifle,
+bayonet, and scabbard.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ "Wipers"
+
+
+Sometimes you see a man smashed about in a terrible way, such a mess that
+you think he is a goner; he may recover. Another man may have just a small
+wound and will die. A bullet hitting a man in the head will smash it as
+effectually as a sledge-hammer. Once a man leaves your unit, wounded, you
+don't see him again. You get a fresh draft.
+
+No one thinks of peace here. Germany must be put in a similar state to
+Belgium first.
+
+We never travel anywhere without our smoke helmets; they come right over
+our heads and are tucked into our shirts; they have two glass eye-pieces.
+When we have them on we look like the old Spanish gentleman who ran the
+"Star Chamber." Helmets must always be ready to put on instantly. Gas is a
+matter of seconds in coming over. The helmets are better than respirators,
+but have to be constantly inspected. A small hole, or if one is allowed to
+dry, means a casualty.
+
+Storm brewing. Flies bad, driven in by the wind. Nature goes on just the
+same. I suppose that this farm would be just as fly-ridden in an ordinary
+summer. During the bombarding yesterday I noticed swallows flying about
+quite unconcerned. Corn, mostly self-planted, grows right up to the
+trenches. Cabbages grow wild. Communicating trenches run right through
+fields of crops; flowers grow in profusion between the lines, big red
+poppies and field daisies, and there are often hundreds of little frogs in
+the bottom of the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+A trip to No Man's Land is an excursion which you never forget. It varies
+in width and horrors. My impression was similar to what I should feel
+being on Broadway without any clothes--a naked feeling. Forty-seven and one
+half inches of earth are necessary to stop a bullet, and it's nice to have
+that amount of dirt between you and the enemy's bullets. The dead lie out
+in between the lines or hang up on the wire; they don't look pretty after
+they have been out some time. It's a pleasant job to have to get their
+identification disks, and we have to search the bodies of the enemy dead
+for papers and even buttons so that we can know what unit is in front of
+us. Flowers grow in between, butterflies play together, and birds nest in
+the wire. When the grass becomes too high it has to be cut, because
+otherwise it would prevent good observation. In some places grass doesn't
+have a chance to even take root, let alone grow. The shells take care of
+that.
+
+I managed to get a translation of a diary kept by a German soldier who
+fell on the field. Below is an exact translation and gives the point of
+view of a man in the trenches on the other side of the line. He was
+writing his diary at the same time I was writing mine, and we were both
+fighting around the salient at Ypres, Hooge being on the point of the
+salient farthest east. This part, which was once a place of beauty which
+people came long distances to see, is now like a great muddy Saragossa Sea
+which at the height of its fury has suddenly become frozen with the
+tortured limbs of trees and men, and wreckage and reeking smells, until it
+can again lash itself in wild fury into whirlpools. It is in all respects
+Purgatory, but of greater horror than Dante ever dreamt of.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+_Diary of F---- P---- of the 6th Company, 3d Battalion, 132d Regiment.
+Killed at Hooge on August 9th, 1915._
+
+On May 10, we were told to prepare for the journey to the front. Each man
+received his service ammunition and two days' rations, and we then started
+with heavy packs on our backs and our water-bottles full of coffee. After
+a long march we reached our reserve position, where we were put into rest
+billets for two days in wooden huts hidden in a wood. We could hear from
+here the noise of the shells coming through the air.
+
+On May 13, we moved into the trenches, in the night. We were a whole hour
+moving along a communication trench one and one-half metres deep, right up
+to the front line some fifty metres from the enemy. This was to be our
+post. We had hardly got in before the bullets came flying over our heads.
+Look out for the English! They know how to shoot! I need hardly say we did
+not wait to return the compliment. We answered each one of their greetings
+and always with success, inasmuch as we stood to our loopholes for
+twenty-four hours with two-hour reliefs.
+
+At length early on the 15th, at four o'clock, came our first attack. After
+a preliminary smoking-out with gas, our artillery got to work, and about
+ten o'clock we climbed out of the trenches and advanced fifty metres in
+the hail of bullets. Here I got my first shot through the coat. Three
+comrades were killed at the outset of the assault, and some twenty
+slightly or severely wounded, but we had obtained our object. The trench
+was ours, although the English twice attempted to turn us out of it.
+
+The fight went on till eleven o'clock that evening. We were then relieved
+by the 10th Company, and made our way back along the communication
+trenches to our old positions. Here we remained until the third day,
+standing by at night and passing two days without sleep. We were hardly
+able to get our meals. From every side firing was going on, and shots came
+plugging two metres deep into the ground. This was my baptism of fire. It
+cannot be described as it really is--something like an earthquake, when the
+big shells come at one and make holes in the ground large enough to hold
+forty or fifty men comfortably. How easy and comfortable seemed our road
+back to the huts.
+
+We remained in the huts for three days, resting before we went up again to
+"Hell Fire," as they call the first line trenches in front of Ypres.
+
+Then suddenly in the middle of the night an alarm. Our neighbors had
+allowed themselves to be driven out of our hard-won position, and the 6th
+Company, with the 8th and 5th, had to make good the lost ground. A hasty
+march through the communication trenches up to the front, the night lit up
+far and wide with searchlights and flares and ourselves in a long chain
+lying on our bellies. Towards two in the morning the Englishmen came on,
+1500 men strong. The battle may be imagined. About 200 returned to the
+line they started from. Over 1300 dead and wounded lay on the ground. Six
+machine guns and a quantity of rifles and equipment were taken back by us,
+the 132d Regiment, and the old position was once more in our possession.
+What our neighbors lost the 132d regained. There was free beer that
+evening and a concert! At 11 P.M. once more we withdrew to the rear, our
+2d, 4th and 10th Companies relieving us. We slept a whole day and night
+like the dead.
+
+On June 15th, we again went back to rest billets, but towards midday we
+were once more sent up to the front line to reinforce our right wing,
+which was attacked by French and English. Just as we got to our trenches
+we were greeted by a heavy shell fire, the shells falling in front of our
+parapets, making the sandbags totter. Seeing this, I sprang to the spot
+and held the whole thing together till the others hurried up to my
+assistance. Just as I was about to let go, I must have got my head too
+high above the parapet, as I got shot in the scalp. In the excitement I
+did not at once realize that I was wounded, until Gubbert said--"Hullo,
+Musch! Why, you're bleeding!" The stretcher-bearer tied me up, and I had
+to go back to the dressing-station to be examined. Happily it was nothing
+more than a mere scalp wound, and I was only obliged to remain on the
+sick-list four days, having the place attended to.
+
+June 24th. All quiet in the West, except for sniping. The weather is such
+that no offensive can take place. The English will never have a better
+excuse for inactivity than this--"It is raining." Thank God for that! Less
+dust to swallow to-day! Odd that here in Belgium we are delighted with the
+rain, while in Germany they are watching it with anxiety.
+
+To-day we shall probably be relieved. Then we go to Menin to rest. Ten
+days without coming under fire. It is Paradise!
+
+Sunday, June 27th. At nine o'clock clean up. At eleven roll-call. At three
+o'clock went to the Cinema--very fine pictures. In the afternoon all the
+men danced till seven, but we had to take each other for partners--no
+girls.
+
+July 2d. 11 P.M. Alarm. Three persons have been arrested who refused to
+make sandbags. They were pulled out of bed and carried off. Eight o'clock
+marched to drill. This lasts till 11. Then 1 to 4 rest. Six, physical
+drill and games. I went to the Cinema in the evening.
+
+July 6th. Inspection till eleven. Three hours standing in the sun--enough
+to drive me silly. Twenty-three men fell out. Three horses also affected
+by the heat. Eleven to one Parade march--in the sun. Thirty-six more men
+reported sick. I was very nearly one of them.
+
+July 9th. Preparation for departure. From seven to ten pack up kits.
+Eleven, roll-call. One-thirty, march to light railway. At seven reached
+firing trench. The English are firing intermittently over our heads;
+otherwise, all is quiet. We are now on the celebrated,
+much-bewritten-about "Hill 60." Night passes without incident.
+
+July 12th. At three in the morning the enemy makes a gas attack. We put on
+respirators. Rifle in hand we leap from the trenches and assault. In front
+of Hill 60 the enemy breaks, and we come into possession of a trench.
+Rapid digging. Counter-attack repulsed. At nine o'clock all is quiet, only
+the artillery still popping. This evening we are to be relieved. The 132d
+Regiment is much beloved by the English! In a dugout we found two labels.
+One of them had the following writing on it: "God strafe the 132d Regiment
+(not 'God strafe England' this time). Sergeant Scott (?) Remington,
+Sewster Wall (?)." On the other was, "I wish the Devil would take you, you
+pigs."
+
+At 7.20 Hill 60 is bombarded by artillery, and shakes thirty to fifty
+metres, as if from an earthquake. Two English companies blown into the
+air--a terrible picture. Dug-outs, arms, equipment--all blown to bits.
+
+July 17th. Marched to new quarters. We have got a new captain. He wants to
+see the company, so at 8 A.M. drill in pouring rain. Four times we have to
+lie on our belly, and get wet through and through. All the men grumbling
+and cursing. At eleven we are dismissed. I, with a bad cold and a
+headache. I wish this soldiering were all over.
+
+July 19th. At seven sharp we marched off to our position. Heavy
+bombardment. At nine we were buried by a shell. I know no more. At eleven
+I found myself lying in the Field Hospital. I have pains inside me over my
+lungs; and headache, and burning in the joints.
+
+July 20th. The M.O. has had a look at me. He says my stomach and left lung
+are suffering from the pressure which was put on them. The principal
+remedy is rest.
+
+July 21st. Thirty-nine degrees of fever (temp. 100 deg. Fahr.). Stay in bed
+and sleep, and oh! how tired I am!
+
+July 22d. I slept all day. Had milk and white bread to eat.
+
+July 26th. Returned to duty with three days' exemption, i.e., we do not
+have any outdoor work.
+
+July 28th and 29th. Still on exemption. Nothing to do but sleep and think
+of home and of my dear wife and daughter. But dreaming does not bring
+peace any sooner. How I would love an hour or two back home.
+
+July 31st. In rest. Baths going. Duke of Wuerttemberg passed through our
+camp.
+
+August 1st. Up to the trenches. Shrapnel flying like flies. A heavy
+bombardment; bombardment of Hooge. Second Battalion, 132d Regiment, sent
+up to reinforce 126th Regiment, which has already lost half its men.
+
+August 4th. Heavy artillery fire the whole night. The English are
+concentrating 50,000 Indians on our front to attack Hooge and Hill 60.
+Just let them come, we shall stand firm. At three marched off to the
+front. Watch beginning again. Five o'clock marched off to the Witches'
+Cauldron, Hooge. A terrible night again. H.E. and shrapnel without number.
+Oh, thrice-cursed Hooge! In one hour eleven killed and twenty-three
+wounded and the fire unceasing. It is enough to drive one mad, and we have
+to spend three days and three nights more. It is worse than an earthquake,
+and any one who has not experienced it can have no idea what it is like.
+The English fired a mine, a hole fifteen metres deep and fifty to sixty
+broad, and this "cauldron" has to be occupied at night. At present it
+isn't too badly shelled. At every shot the dug-outs sway to and fro like a
+weather-cock. This life we have to stick to for months. One needs nerves
+of steel and iron. Now I must crawl into our hole, as trunks and branches
+of trees fly in our trench like spray.
+
+August 6th. To-night moved to the crater again, half running and half
+crawling. At seven a sudden burst of fire from the whole of the artillery.
+From about eleven yesterday fires as if possessed. This morning at four we
+fall back. We find the 126th have no communication with the rear, as the
+communication trenches have been completely blown in. The smoke and thirst
+are enough to drive one mad. Our cooker doesn't come up. The 126th gives
+us bread and coffee from the little they have. If only it would stop! We
+get direct hits one after another and lie in a sort of dead end, cut off
+from all communication. If only it were night. What a feeling to be
+thinking every second when I shall get it! ---- has just fallen, the third
+man in our platoon. Since eight the fire has been unceasing; the earth
+shakes and we with it. Will God ever bring us out of this fire? I have
+said the Lord's Prayer and am resigned.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day I saw the "Mound of Death" at Saint-Eloi; it has been mined a
+number of times, and thousands of shells have beaten it into a disorderly
+heap of earth; the trenches are twenty-five yards apart; all the grass and
+vegetation has been blown away and never has had time to grow up again.
+
+It's all arranged for you, if there's a bit of shell or a bullet with your
+name on it you'll get it, so you've nothing to worry about. You are a
+soldier--then be one. This is the philosophy of the trenches.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ What's The Use?
+
+
+War is a great ager. Young men grow old quickly here. It can be seen in
+their faces; they have lost all the irresponsibility of youth. I have met
+many men who have been here since Mons; they all look weary and worn out
+by the strain. Now new troops are coming forward and it is hoped that they
+will be able to send some back for a rest.
+
+Several days ago the adjutant of the Tenth Battalion Sherwood Foresters
+came to me with this message which was sent through our lines:--
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Arrest Officer Royal Engineers with orderly. Former, six feet, black
+moustache, web equipment, revolver. Latter, short, carries rifle, canvas
+bandolier. Please warn transports and all concerned.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Everybody kept a good lookout for these spies. One sentry surprised a real
+R.E. officer named Perkins who was working out a drainage scheme. Seeming
+to answer the above description, he stalked him,--"Come 'ere, you ----
+----, you're the ---- I've been looking for." The officer, nonplussed,
+commenced to stutter. "Sergeant, I've got 'im and he can't speak a word of
+English." The sergeant collected him in and guarded him until another
+engineer officer, known to the guard, came along. As soon as Perkins saw
+him, he said, "F-r-r-ed, t-t-tell this d-d-damn fool wh-ho I am." "Who the
+hell are you calling Fred? I don't know him; hold him, sergeant, he's a
+desperate one." Scarcely able to contain his joy, Fred went back to the
+Engineers' Camp to tell the great news and Perkins spent three hours in
+the sandbag dugout listening to a description of what the sergeant and his
+guard would do to him if they only had their way.
+
+The real spies, who did a great deal of damage, were finally rounded up
+and shot in a listening post trying to regain their own lines.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Enemy snipers give us a great deal of trouble. It is very difficult to
+locate them. One of our men tried out an original scheme. He put an empty
+biscuit tin on the parapet. Immediately the sniper put a bullet through
+it. Now thought the Genius, "If I look through the two holes it will give
+me my direction,"--so getting up on the firestep he looked through, only to
+roll over with the top of his head smashed off by a bullet. The sniper was
+shooting his initials on the tin.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are all used to dead bodies or pieces of men, so much so that we are
+not troubled by the sight of them. There was a right hand sticking out of
+the trench in the position of a man trying to shake hands with you, and as
+the men filed out they would often grip it and say, "So long, old top,
+we'll be back again soon." One man had the misfortune to be buried in such
+a way that the bald part of the head showed. It had been there a long time
+and was sun-dried. Tommy used him to strike his matches on. A corpse in a
+trench is quite a feature, and is looked for when the men come back again
+to the same trench.
+
+We live mostly on bully beef and hard tack. The first is corned beef and
+the second is a kind of dog biscuit. We always wondered why they were so
+particular about a man's teeth in the army. Now I know. It's on account of
+these biscuits. The chief ingredient is, I think, cement, and they taste
+that way too. To break them it is necessary to use the handle of your
+entrenching tool or a stone. We have fried, baked, mashed, boiled,
+toasted, roasted, poached, hashed, devilled them alone and together with
+bully beef, and we have still to find a way of making them into
+interesting food.
+
+However, the Boche likes our beef. He prefers the brand canned in Chicago
+to his own, and will almost sit up and beg if we throw some over to him.
+The method is as follows: Throw one over ... sounds of shuffling and
+getting out of the way are heard in the enemy trench. Fritz thinks it's
+going to go off. Pause, and throw another. Fritz not so suspicious this
+time. Keep on throwing until happy voices from enemy trenches shout,
+"More! Give us more!" Then lob over as many hand grenades as you can pile
+into that part of the trench and tell them to share those too.
+
+It takes some time to distinguish whether shells are arrivals or
+departures, but after a while you get into the way of telling their
+direction and size by sound. Roads are constantly shelled, searching for
+troops or supply columns. I was coming home to-day, up a road which ran
+approximately at right angles to main fire trenches. At one place the road
+was exposed for a matter of thirty or forty feet, and again farther up it
+was necessary to go over the brow of a small hill. This was about three
+hundred yards farther on and was exposed to the enemy's view. Thinking
+they wouldn't bother about a single rider on a motor cycle, I went up past
+the first exposed position. My carburetor was giving me some trouble and I
+thought I would see if any rain had got into it, so I turned off the road
+down a cross-road and dismounted when _crash_! a shell landed right in the
+middle of the road as far up the exposed place as I was round the corner.
+Then five more followed the first shell. Had I gone on I could not
+possibly have missed collecting most of the fragments. The German gunners
+had spotted me in the first position and decided that a lone man on a
+motor cycle must be either an officer or despatch rider. So they tried to
+get him. The shells were shrapnel and the time was calculated splendidly.
+They had taken into consideration the speed of my motor cycle. Cross-roads
+are particularly attended to, for there is a double chance of hitting
+something, and in consequence it is always unhealthy to linger on a
+crossroad.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Dugouts are often made very comfortable with windows, tiled floors and
+furniture taken from neighboring shattered chateaux. I have even seen them
+with flowers growing in window-boxes over the entrance. They all have
+names. Some I saw yesterday were called "Anti-Krupp Cottage," "Pleasant
+View," and "Little Grey Home in the West." There was one very homey site,
+well equipped and fitted, which had been dubbed the "Nut,"--the colonel
+lived there.
+
+My old corps brought an aeroplane down with a machine gun last night. They
+were in a shell hole between the main and support trenches.
+
+For the last few days I have been "up" looking for gun positions.
+
+The lice are getting to be a torment. You have no idea how bad they are.
+Everybody up here is infested with them. I have tried smearing myself with
+kerosene, but that does not seem to trouble them at all. Silk underwear is
+supposed to keep them down. I suppose their feet slip on the shiny
+surface.
+
+The food lately has taken on a wonderful flavor and I now know how
+dissolved German tastes. The cook, instead of sending back two miles for
+water to cook with, has been using water from the moat in which a Boche
+had been slowly disintegrating.
+
+To-day I was able to see what a German seventeen-inch shell could do; one
+had made a crater fifty feet across and twenty feet deep in the middle of
+the road. The top of the road was paved--think it over--and pieces kill at a
+thousand yards. Thirty horses were buried in another hole.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I have been given a special job by the general to enfilade a wood over the
+Mound. I have my section now in the second-line trenches waiting till it
+is dark before making a move. We have to make a machine-gun emplacement in
+a piece of ground which is decidedly unhealthy to visit during daylight. I
+have been there in daylight, but I had to creep out of it. On the map it
+is called a farm, but the highest wall is only three feet six inches high.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Arrived home about two o'clock this morning. We crawled to the place we
+have to take up, and I put some men filling sandbags in the ruins and
+others even digging a dugout. The enemy had "the wind up" and were using a
+great number of star shells. When one goes up we all "freeze," remain
+motionless, or lie still. They send them up to see across their front, and
+if they locate a working party, then they start playing a tune with their
+machine guns. Bullets and shells whistled through the trees all the time.
+They seemed to come from all directions. The men didn't like it at all. I
+wasn't altogether comfortable myself, but an officer must keep going. I
+walked about and joked and laughed with them. The range-taker said, "Some
+of us are getting the didley-i-dums, Sir." I don't know what that is, but
+I had a feeling that I had them too.
+
+Of course, to start with, everybody thinks every single shell and bullet
+is coming straight for him. Then you find out how much space there is
+around you. One man came to tell me that two men were firing at him with
+his own rifle from the ruins of the alleged farmhouse, ten yards away from
+the dugout we are making. Just then a field mouse squeaked, and he jumped
+up in the air and said, "There's another." I told the men to fill sandbags
+from the ruins; they all crowded behind this three-foot-six wall for
+protection; they dug up a French needle bayonet--that was all right, but
+they afterwards dug up a rifle and I noticed a suspicious smell, so I
+moved them.
+
+We came home very tired. We are attacking Hooge, a counter-attack, to take
+back trenches lost in the liquid fire attack--you will hear what we did
+from the papers, probably in three months' time.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+I'm writing this in a new home, this time a splinter-proof dugout. The
+Huns are again strafing us--last shell burst fifty yards away a few minutes
+ago. Several times since I started writing I have had to shake off the
+dust and debris thrown by shell bursts on to these pages. I was again
+sniped at with shrapnel this morning on my machine while reconnoitering
+the roads--they all missed, but they're not nice. I'm filthy, alive, and
+covered with huge mosquito bites; you get sort of used to the incessant
+din in time. Even the forty-two centimeter shells, which make a row like
+freight trains with loose couplings going through the air, are not so
+terrible now.
+
+Through a hole in my dugout I can see the Huns' shells Kulturing a
+chateau. It was once a very beautiful place with a moat, bridges, and
+splendid gardens. Now it's useless except that the timber and the
+furniture come in useful for our dugouts and the making of "duck walks,"
+the grated walks which line the bottom of the trenches.
+
+Last night I was sitting in the Medical Officer's dugout when a man I knew
+came in. He was an officer in the Second Gordons. "I feel pretty bad,
+doc." He explained his symptoms. "Trench fever; you go down the line."
+"No, fix me up for tonight and maybe I won't need anything else." He
+didn't! All that is left of him is being buried now, less than a hundred
+yards from where I write this.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Before I came here I had to go to another part of the line, in which the
+"Princess Pats" distinguished themselves. We have been hanging on ever
+since, and a mighty stiff proposition it is. The O.C. to-day told me that
+he had not slept for fifty-six hours. The Germans in one place are only
+twenty-five yards away--so close that conversation is carried on in a
+whisper.
+
+In one place they had stuck up a board with "Warsaw Captured" on it.
+
+My section worked until two o'clock and then the sandbags gave out, so we
+had to come home. This was a disappointment to me. I wanted to get the job
+finished. My men went on filling sandbags from the same place last night
+and discovered the remains of the late owner of the sword bayonet. He has
+now been decently buried, with a little wooden cross marked--
+
+
+ TO AN UNKNOWN FRENCH SOLDIER
+ R.I.P.
+
+
+When you read in the newspapers, that a trench was lost or taken, just
+think what it means. Think what happens to the men in the trenches; that's
+the part of it we see. Stretchers pass by all day. Since I have been here
+the cemetery has grown--a new mound--a simple wooden cross. Nobody talks
+about it, but everybody wonders who's next. The men here are splendid, the
+best in the world, and the officers are gentlemen.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ A French Soldier.
+
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We have moved to the famous Langhof Chateau on the Lille road. This is
+supposed to have belonged to Hennessey of "Three Star" fame, but the
+Germans had been through the wine cellars. We looked very, very carefully,
+but only found empties. My batman has made me comfortable. I'm writing
+this on a washstand; in front of me I have a bunch of roses in a broken
+vase. My trench coat is hanging on a nail from a coat-hanger. A large
+piece of broken wardrobe mirror has been nailed up to a beam for my use.
+One of the men just came in to ask if a trousers press would be of any
+use. We have a fine little bureau cupboard of carved oak; we use this for
+the rations. A pump, repaired with the leather from a German helmet, has
+been persuaded to work and has been busy ever since. The roof of my cellar
+is arched brick and has a few tons of fallen debris on the floor upstairs.
+That strengthens it. It is shored up from inside with rafters. This makes
+the roof shell-proof, except for big shells, and the enemy always use big
+shells. The cellar floors are concrete.
+
+It is very strange the lightness with which serious things are taken by
+men here, and it took me some time to understand it. I met a young captain
+of the Royal Marine Artillery who was in charge of a battery of trench
+mortars. He was telling me of how one of his mortars and the crew were
+wiped out by a direct hit. He referred to it as though he had just missed
+his train.
+
+Two days later I went up with the Machine-Gun Officer of the Second
+Gordons to look at a piece of ground. To get there we had to crawl on our
+hands and knees. In one part of our journey we came to a sunken road. The
+day was fine, so we lay there. He asked me about Canada. He wanted to know
+something about the settler's grant. He said: "Of course you know after a
+chap has been out here in the open, it will be impossible to go back again
+to office life." I boosted Canada and suddenly the irony of the situation
+occurred to me. Here we were lying down in a road quite close to the
+German lines, so close that it would be suicide to even stand up, and yet
+here we were calmly discussing the merits of Canadian emigration. I
+commented on this and he replied: "My dear fellow, when you have been out
+as long as I have, you will come to realize that being at the front is a
+period of intense boredom punctuated by periods of intense fear, and that
+if you allow yourself to be carried away by depression it will be your
+finish." He had been out since just after Mons.
+
+I remembered this and I found that the nonchalant and care-free attitude
+of the average British officer was really a mask and simulated to keep his
+mind off the whole beastly business: this great big dirty job which white
+people must do.
+
+I was sitting one afternoon by the side of the canal bank about two
+hundred yards in front of my chateau having tea with the officers of the
+East Yorks when suddenly the chateau-smashing started again. To go back
+was dangerous and useless. My men were under cover, resting, so that they
+would be ready for the night work. The shelling was intermittent. One
+shell went over and presently I heard _crack_,--_crack_,--_boom_, _crack_,
+_crack_,--_crack_; my heart was in my boots and I was unable to move.
+
+The colonel listened for a few seconds, then said: "Keene, do you know
+what that is?" I lied: "No, sir." I thought it was the explosion of my
+machine-gun bullets in their web belts and I dreaded to go up to see my
+section. I had worked with them and tried hard to be a good officer and
+the feeling that I should probably only find their mangled remains
+sickened me. The colonel said: "That's the 'Archie' in Bedford House. I
+think the last 'crump' got it. You two"--indicating myself and another
+officer--"go up and see if we can do anything. See if they want a working
+party and let me know."
+
+We started to run. On the way up I looked into the cellars to see the men
+whom I, the minute previously, had mourned for, and found two asleep,
+three hunting through their shirts, and the rest breaking the army orders
+by "shooting craps." From Bedford House a long trail of smoke was rising
+and the explosions became louder. We suddenly discovered the "Archie" in
+flames. It was in the courtyard and for camouflage had been covered with
+branches. It was mounted on an armored Pierce-Arrow truck. The "crump" had
+hit it, and gasoline, paint, branches, and hubs were supplying the fuel
+which was cooking out the ammunition, the _crack_, _crack_, being the
+report of single shells, whereas one loud _boom_ signified the explosion
+of an entire box. These shells were going off in all directions and it
+became dangerous to stay too near.
+
+The flames on the car were of pretty colors. It is surprising the amount
+of inflammable material there is on a car. The late owner of the car, a
+lieutenant in the Royal Marine Artillery, was cursing in a low, but
+emphatic, marine manner, and several other officers from nearby batteries
+were attracted by the noise and the pyrotechnic display. I spoke to the
+lieutenant and sympathized with him, and he retorted: "Gott strafe
+Germany. Why they should hit the 'bus' when I have a brand-new pair of
+trench boots that I had never worn, I dunno." Just then and there the case
+cooked out and a piece of shell cut between us and buried itself deep in
+the support of a dugout, so we got under cover.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ "Whiz-Bangs."
+
+
+In the group was a splendid type of army chaplain. He came over almost at
+the start of the war and had seen a great deal of the open warfare at the
+commencement of hostilities. He said: "My friend Fritz is not through;
+he'll try to do some more yet." As the smoke died down and the cracking
+stopped, the enemy decided that an attempt would be made either to carry
+out salvage of whatever they had hit or else we would try to get the
+wounded away. So without any preliminary warning the whole area was
+covered by a battery fire of _whiz bangs_, and the shrapnel bullets came
+down like rain, several men being hit. The fire eventually died down and
+the wreck was allowed to cool off. The "Archies" are used so much to keep
+the aeroplanes up, and next to the loss of his boots the officer in charge
+was worried by the fact that the enemy would send an aeroplane over to see
+what they had hit. It was very necessary to keep the planes away, because
+at this time there were one hundred and fourteen batteries of artillery in
+the neighborhood.
+
+Later on the battery commander came down, and as he looked at the red-hot
+armor plates he said: "Five thousand pounds gone up in smoke. Sorry I
+missed the fireworks." The Divisional general called him up at the dugout
+and gave him areas for the distribution of the four anti-aircraft guns and
+cars comprising his battery. After he was through the commander replied:
+"Very good, sir, that will be done with all the guns except the third
+gun." The voice over the wire became very dignified, a preliminary to
+becoming sulphuric. "What do you mean, all but the third gun?" "Because,
+sir, the enemy has just 'crumped' the third gun and all that remains of it
+is scrap iron."
+
+One of the battalions has a fine victrola in the officers' mess dugout
+with a good selection of records. I have heard Caruso accompanied on the
+outside by an orchestra of guns. It was a wonderful mixture. Speaking of
+canned music reminds me we have a small portable trench machine, which
+closes up like a valise, easily handled and carried about. One man near
+had a box full of needles distributed in his back by a bomb; he considers
+himself disgraced; he says it will be kind of foolish in years to come to
+show his grandchildren twenty-five or thirty needles and tell them that
+they were the cause of his wounds.
+
+The Tommies play mouth organs a great deal and it is much easier to march
+to the sound of one, even
+
+
+ 'Ere we are; 'ere we are,
+ 'Ere we are agin.
+ We beat 'em on the Marne,
+ We beat 'em on the Aisne,
+ We gave 'em 'ELL at Neuve Chapelle,
+ And 'ere we are agin--
+
+
+sounds well with the addition of a little music.
+
+Anything is used for trench work; often if we waited for the proper
+materials we should be uncomfortable, so it is one of the qualifications
+of a good soldier to find things. Sometimes we steal material belonging to
+other units, then stick around until the owners come back and help them
+look for them; however, it is always advisable to steal materials from
+juniors in rank; if they find it out, and are senior, then you are in for
+a one-sided strafe.
+
+One of the other battery subalterns found a deserted carpenter's shop and
+he let his men loose to dismantle it. They took the parts of steel
+machines and used them for the construction of a dugout. One man said,
+"It's like coming home drunk and smashing up the grand piano with an axe."
+They must have attracted the attention of the ever-alert Boche, for no
+sooner had they moved out than the place was shelled to the ground.
+Everything I now look at with an eye to its value for trench construction;
+thus, telegraph poles, doors, iron girders, and rails are more valuable to
+us out here than a Rolls Royce.
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ The "Crump."
+
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Slang or trench language is used universally. My own general talks about
+"Wipers," the Tommy's pronunciation of Ypres, and I have seen a reference
+to "Granny" (the fifteen-inch howitzer) in orders "mother" is the name
+given to the twelve-inch howitzer. The trench language is changing so
+quickly that I think the staff in the rear are unable to keep up to date,
+because they have recently issued an order to the effect that slang must
+not be used in official correspondence. Now instead of reporting that a
+"dud Minnie" arrived over back of "mud lane," it is necessary to put, "I
+have the honor to report that a projectile from a German Minnenwerfer
+landed in rear of Trench F 26 and failed to explode."
+
+Sometimes names of shells go through several changes. For example, high
+explosives in the early part of the war were called "black Marias," that
+being the slang name for the English police patrol wagon. Then they were
+called "Jack Johnsons," then "coal boxes," and finally they were
+christened "crumps" on account of the sound they make, a sort of
+_cru-ump!_ noise as they explode. "Rum jar" is the trench mortar.
+"Sausage" is the slow-going aerial torpedo, a beastly thing about six feet
+long with fins like a torpedo. It has two hundred and ten pounds of high
+explosive and makes a terrible hole. "Whiz bang" is shrapnel.
+
+Shelling is continuous. We have thousands of pieces of shells and fuse
+caps about the premises. I have in front of me a fragment of a shell about
+fourteen inches long and about four and one-half inches across, which came
+from a German gun. The edges are so sharp that it cuts your hand to hold
+it. I use it as a paper-weight.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+This morning I experienced a wonderful surprise. I had gone up to one of
+the North Stafford Batteries to borrow a clinometer. The major, while he
+was getting the instrument for me, casually remarked: "There's yesterday's
+'Times' on the bench if you care to look at it." I turned first to the
+casualty list and later to the "London Gazette" for the promotions, and
+wholly by accident perused carefully the Motor Machine Gun Service list
+and there noted the announcement, "Keene, Louis, 2d Lieut., to be 1st
+Lieut.," and for a fact this was the "official" intimation that I had been
+promoted. I had a couple of spare "pips", rank stars, in my pocket-book,
+so I got my corporal to sew them on right away.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We are all very happy at times, very dirty, and covered with stings and
+bites; have no idea how long we are to remain up. Getting used to the
+shell fire, and can sleep through it if it's not too close. When it comes
+near it makes you very thoughtful. Still working at night and resting
+during the day. Made another emplacement for one of my machine guns last
+night; had twenty men digging; surprising how fast men dig when the
+bullets are flying.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+It's about 2 A.M. We have just come in. My new emplacement is splendid;
+we've made it shell-proof and have it ready for firing. I was coming home
+this afternoon after having been to the fire trenches when I heard a
+shout: "Keene!" I looked up on the canal bank and I saw the general with
+one of his A.D.C.'s sitting watching an aeroplane duel. "I've come up to
+see your gun position, Keene." I saluted, waited for him, and took him to
+it. It is below the level of the ground under tons of bricks in the ruins
+of a farmhouse. He was standing on the roof of it and said, "Well, where's
+the emplacement?" "You're standing on it, sir." "Tut, tut, 'pon my word,
+that's good." He was delighted and congratulated me on it. My preliminary
+work under the eyes of the general has gone off quite well. I start firing
+to-night.
+
+Intimacy between generals and lieutenants is unusual, but it looks as if
+mine had taken an interest in me, because when he noticed my insect-bitten
+face, he sent me down some dope he had used with good effect in India. I
+expect the mosquitoes in India were the ordinary kind, but, believe me,
+trench "skeeters" are constructed differently and are proof against the
+general's pet concoction.
+
+I have several miners in my section who take a personal pride in the
+digging and shoring up of dugouts. So far the other two sections of the
+Battery are always behind in this work but they may look better on parade.
+
+The canal has one big lock suitable for swimming; a lot of "jocks" were
+bathing there to-day. I ordered a bathing parade for my section. Later I
+found that the swimming had livened three Germans, long submerged--the
+bathing parade is off.
+
+A Belgian battery commander has just wakened up and his shells are
+rattling overhead. From the fire trenches an incessant rattle of rifles is
+heard; all the bullets seem to come over here; constantly the whine of a
+musical ricochet bullet is heard. Otherwise things are dead quiet. It's
+getting on for three, so I'm going to bed in my blankets on one of the
+late chateau owner's splendid spring mattresses and carved oak bedstead.
+Oh! how nice it would be to sleep without lice. From an adjoining cellar
+my section are snoring, and I'm going to add to the chorus. Good-night,
+everybody.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+We have been having Sunday "hate." Eight-inch crumps are once more busting
+"up" the chateau. How they must detest this place. My tea and bully beef
+are covered with dust of the last shell. You have no idea how terrible the
+shell-fire is. First you hear the whistle and then a terrific burst which
+shakes the ground for a hundred yards around; when it clears away you find
+a hole ten feet across and six feet deep. At least fifteen have dropped
+around us in the last half hour.
+
+This place isn't somewhere in France, it's somewhere in Hell! It has been
+the scene of a great many encounters; decayed French uniforms, old rifles,
+ammunition and leather equipment and bundles of mildewed tobacco leaves
+are strewn all over the place. I found the chin-strap of a German
+"Pickelhaube" in the grounds, the helmet of a French cuirassier, and the
+red pants of a Zouave, close together. When digging in the trenches or
+anywhere near the firing line you have to be careful: corpses, dead
+horses, and cattle are buried everywhere. I'm building a trench to my
+emplacement and we have a stinking cow in the direct line; this will have
+to be buried before we can cut through.
+
+Everybody is cheerful and going strong. Yesterday some of my men went
+swimming in the moat of the chateau; a shell dropped in the water near
+them, and threw up a lot of fish on to the bank. That kind of discouraged
+the Tommies swimming, so they cooked the fish and decided that safety
+comes before cleanliness out here.
+
+It's hot and sticky, and when you have to wear thick clothes and equipment
+it makes you very uncomfortable, but it's all in the game.
+
+All through the night we fired single shots from a machine gun; my orders
+were to fire between half-past eight at night and four o'clock in the
+morning. We have a number of guns doing this. It harasses the enemy and
+keeps them from sleeping; anything that will wear a man down is practiced
+here.
+
+I've constructed a fire emplacement amongst the ruins underground; to get
+to it you have to travel through a tunnel eighteen feet long; inside it's
+very damp. I was working with my corporal, crouched up; we were both wet
+and cold, and so to cheer things up every now and again we let off a few
+rounds and warmed our hands on the barrel. Outside it poured with rain,
+and mosquitoes sought refuge inside and mealed off me. The corporal was
+immune. I had a water bottle full of whiskey and water. We used it to keep
+out the cold, but it wasn't strong enough. In a case like that you need
+wood alcohol. I would like to have had some Prohibitionists with me here.
+We had no light except the flash of the gun and the enemy star shells.
+
+At daybreak I came home dead beat. I got into my cellar, was so tired that
+I threw myself down on the bed and wrapped myself up in my blankets,
+boots, mud, lice and all. I hadn't been asleep long before the Huns
+started "hating" the chateau. They have put over twenty-five large calibre
+shells into my place, the grounds and the house. They are still at it.
+Every time a shell bursts it makes a hole big enough to bury five horses,
+and it shakes the foundations all round. The shells are bigger than usual.
+The smoke and earth are blown up fifty or sixty feet in the air. The
+effect is a moral disruption. _Why can't they keep that cotton out of
+Germany?_
+
+I have divided my section up into two teams, one in the cellars and one in
+the gun-pits. I relieve them every twenty-four hours, and I practically
+have to be in both places at once, but I have got a telephone in between
+the two places. I have it by my bed so that I can constantly know how
+things are going. However, the wire is cut two or three times a day by
+bullets and shell splinters, my linesman has a constant job.
+
+Fired all night; came back at six o'clock this morning, very tired. Had a
+telegram from the general to fire two thousand rounds in twenty-four
+hours; this is quite hard work. Actually we could fire the lot in five
+minutes, but it would attract too much attention. The enemy use whole
+batteries of artillery to blot out machine guns which attract attention,
+so we have to fire single shots.
+
+We have for neighbors four dead cows and an unexploded six-inch shell,
+liable to go off any time, all in a radius of one hundred yards. We have
+smashed holes through five walls so that we can go through the ruins
+unobserved. In one place we pass over a dead cow, and in another we wade
+through several tons of rotten potatoes, and I believe we have a corpse
+handy; and part of our trench goes through another heap of rotten mangles.
+I'm an authority on smells. I can almost tell the nationality of a corpse
+now by the smell. It will soon be necessary to wear our smoke-helmets to
+go into the emplacement. I don't think that I have told you that I cross
+the Yser canal about six times a day. I'd been up a week before I knew
+what it was. Now it only has a few feet of water in it, the rest being
+held in the German locks. The part I cross over is full of bulrushes, and
+is the home of moor-hens, water rats, mosquitoes and frogs.
+
+On one side of the canal is a bank which is in great demand by the machine
+gunners, who are able to get a certain amount of height and observation of
+their fire. The general has ordered a field gun to take up a position on
+this bank. He refers to it as his "Sniping eighteen-pounder." It is firing
+at seven hundred yards right at the German line and smashes up their
+parapet in a style that is pretty to watch. The machine gunners are in a
+great state, because the enemy will soon be "searching" with his artillery
+for the eighteen-pounder and the lairs of the smaller hidden guns will
+suffer.
+
+The men are hunting for lice in their underwear. This is the kind of
+conversation that is coming through from the next cellars: "I've got you
+beat--that's forty-seven." "Wait a minute"--a sound of tearing cloth--"but
+look at this lot, mother and young." "With my forty and these you'll have
+to find some more." They were betting on the number they could find. I
+peel off my shirt myself and burn them off with a candle. I glory in the
+little pop they make when the heat gets to them. All the insect powder in
+the world has been tried out on them and they've won.
+
+All sentries here are doubled; one thing it's safer, and another it's
+company; even when things are quiet, rats and mice scamper about and it
+sets your nerves on end. Things which are inanimate during the day become
+alive at night. Trees seem to walk about. I wonder what it tastes like to
+have a real meal in which tinned food does not figure; fancy a tablecloth;
+my tablecloth is a double sheet of newspaper, and even then I can't have a
+new one every day.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Had a good night's rest; came in about twelve o'clock and slept until
+eight-thirty this morning. One eye is completely closed up by a sting.
+
+A German aeroplane has been hovering over our positions looking for my
+gun, so we have stopped firing and all movement. I know just how the
+chicken feels when the hawk hovers over it. Few people realize how much
+aeroplanes figure in this war, for war would be much different without
+them. They do the work of Cavalry only in the sky. Whenever they come
+over, the sentries blow three blasts on their whistles and everybody runs
+for cover or freezes; guns stop firing and are covered up with branches
+made on frames. If men are caught in the open they stand perfectly still
+and do not look up, for on the aeroplane photographs faces at certain
+heights show light; dugouts are covered over with trees, straw or grass.
+We use aeroplane photographs a great deal; they show trenches distinctly
+and look very like the canals on Mars.
+
+The Huns have been "hating" the road one quarter of a mile away all the
+morning. That doesn't worry us a bit as long as they don't come any
+closer. I'm willing always to share up on the shelling.
+
+This order has just been issued. It speaks for itself:--
+
+
+ All ranks are warned that bombs and grenades must not be used for
+ fishing and killing game.
+
+
+I went over another farm to-day. It is one of the well-ventilated kind,
+punched full of holes. In the kitchen, stables and outhouses there was a
+most wonderful collection of junk: ammunition, British and French
+bandoliers, old sheepskin coats abandoned by the British troops from last
+winter, smashed rifles, bayonets, meat tins, parts of broken equipment,
+sandbags, stacks of rotten potatoes and three dead cows. The fruit trees
+are laden with fruit, and vines are growing up the houses with their
+bunches of green grapes.
+
+In the garden several lonely graves are piled high with old boots, straw,
+American agricultural implements, rotting sacks and rubbish of every
+description, pieces of shells, barrels, and in one room the rusty remains
+of a perambulator and sewing machine; rats are the only inhabitants now.
+In the garret (the staircase leading up to it gone long ago) I found a
+British rifle, bayonet fixed, ten rounds in the magazine, and the bolt
+partly drawn out. Evidently the owner was in the act of reloading his
+chamber when something happened. The graves were dated second and third
+months of this year. The poor wooden crosses were made of pieces of ration
+cases and the names written with an indelible pencil. The wretchedness of
+this farm, which was flourishing only a short time ago, is very pathetic.
+
+We have adopted an old Belgian mother cat with her family of three kittens
+in the dugout. Now we find that three more little wild kittens are living
+in the bricks which we have piled around the windows to protect us against
+shells. They are all encouraged to live with us in the cellars. I like
+cats, and they will help to keep the rats down. Although some of the rats
+are nearly the size of cats.
+
+It has been raining again and the trenches are filling up with slush. We
+carry a big trench stick, a thick sapling about four feet long with a
+ferrule made from a cartridge of a "very-light" (star shell), to help
+ourselves in walking; our feet are beginning to get wet and cold as a
+regular thing now, and we are revetting our trenches firm and solid for
+the winter. Eleven P.M. A mine under the Boche line has just been
+exploded. The fighting has just started for the crater.
+
+I took a German Uhlan helmet from a gentleman who had no further use for
+it. It was pretty badly knocked about; still, if I can get it home it's a
+trophy.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ Mr. Tommy Atkins.
+
+
+It's about eight o'clock Sunday evening. All day long shells have been
+coming over like locomotives. Every five seconds one goes over into the
+old town; every five seconds for the last two hours. The chateau has been
+shelled again with "crumps"; they are such rotten shots; if only they
+would put in two good ones in the center it would blow it to bits and then
+they might leave us alone. The whole of the ground is pitted because they
+can't hit it squarely.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+My work lies behind the front line and in front of the support, firing
+over the heads of the men in the main trenches. The emplacement was
+shelled to-day; one shell hit the roof, burst and knocked over one of my
+men, cutting his head open. He is not very badly hurt, but has gone to the
+hospital. The shelling has been terrible to-day.
+
+The Germans have been very quiet lately, and working parties are out all
+along their front lines at night--something's up. Dirty work can be
+expected at any time now. We have steel helmets to protect us from spent
+bullets and splinters. They look like the old Tudor steel helmets and they
+are fine to wash in.
+
+You have no idea what a big part food plays in our life. Yesterday morning
+I went with the machine-gun officer of another outfit to crawl about
+looking for positions. We were in an orchard. I happened to look up and
+saw ripe plums! Terrified lest he should see them and forestall me, I
+said, "Let's beat it, this is too unhealthy," so we crawled back. Last
+night in the light of a big moon such as coons always steal watermelons
+by, a section officer and his cook crawled to the plum tree. The section
+officer, being large, stood underneath while the cook climbed the tree and
+dropped them into a sandbag held open by the S.O. They got about ten
+pounds. They go well stewed, believe me. The fact that bullets whistled
+through the trees most of the time made them taste better to-day. Sat the
+rest of the night in a hedge firing at the Boches with a Lewis gun. I
+struck for bed just as dawn broke.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+To-day the guns are again "hating" the chateau, and they have put sixty
+shells in the neighborhood. Still, "there's no cloud without a silver
+lining." I've got a new way home. Instead of going right around the
+kennels, stables, and through the yards, I go "through" the greenhouse
+direct, thereby saving a lot of time. The Huns' calendar is wrong. They
+have always shelled me Sunday and Wednesday. To-day's Tuesday!
+
+We use up the window frames and doorways for kindling, and consequently
+the doors have gone long ago. I have been smashing up mouldings this
+morning with an axe. We prefer the dry wood which is built into the walls;
+it burns better and doesn't cause smoke. As soon as smoke is seen rising,
+the enemy's range-finders get busy and then we suffer.
+
+Another mine went up yesterday; nobody seems to know where. I think it
+came south from the French lines; it rocked the whole neighborhood for
+miles. The ground here is a kind of quicksand for a few feet down, and
+shock is easily transmitted, the whole ground being honeycombed with
+mines, old trenches, shafts, saps made by French, Belgians, Germans and
+our own people.
+
+The use for timber of any description is manifold; every little bit is
+used up. Our chief source of supply of dry wood is from the smashed-up
+chateaux. Langhof, my home, has been punished almost every day, and after
+the bombardment lets up men from the neighborhood come to collect the wood
+torn up by the shelling. The men of the Tenth East Yorks came up this
+morning and climbed to the remains of the second story, ripping up the
+floor boards. The enemy evidently saw them, for the shelling soon started.
+We have been shelled often here before, but it was nothing compared to
+this. The shells were carefully placed and came over with disgusting
+regularity. The buildings rocked and the whole neighborhood shook.
+Fountains of bricks, mortar, and dirt were spewed up into the air. Trees
+were torn to shreds, a wall in front of me was hit--and disappeared, a lead
+statue of Apollo in the garden was hurled through the air and landed fifty
+yards away crumpled up against the balustrade of the moat.
+
+We were in our cellars, and gradually the shelling crept up towards us.
+Slowly a solemn dread which soon moulded into a sordid fear took
+possession of my being. In a flash I began to devise a philosophy of death
+for my chances were fading with every crash. I took out my pocketbook,
+containing some letters from my mother and some personal things, and put
+them on one of the beams, so that, being in another part of the building,
+they might perhaps be found some day. The shelling continued and shells
+dropped completely round the cellars, demolishing nearly everything in
+sight. The enemy evidently wanted to obliterate the whole place. The smell
+of the smoke and the dirt from the debris was choking, and every minute we
+expected to be our last. Suddenly it stopped. Philosophy and fear
+disappeared simultaneously as I sputtered out a choking laugh of relief.
+Then Hawkins, my servant, in a scared voice started, and the others joined
+in, singing the old marching refrain of the Training Camps:--
+
+
+ "Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
+ What the hell do we care!
+ What the hell do we care!
+ Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
+ What the hell do we care NOW!"
+
+
+When a man has lived night after night in a trench, he gradually finds it
+quite possible to snatch a good night's sleep. In other words, it is
+merely a case of becoming acclimated to rackets, smells and food. I had
+always been able to sleep, but on the night following the bombardment of
+the chateau I just could not doze off. I thrashed about continuously, and
+while in this restless state harbored the notion that trouble was brewing
+for me. Every one has had that feeling, the feeling that hangs in your
+bones and warns you to watch out. Well, that is how I felt.
+
+At last the sun rose and with it came a beautiful morning, warm and sunny.
+I walked out amongst the ruins to see the extent of the damage caused by
+the shelling of the previous day. I was waiting for the stew which was
+cooking on a little fire near the side of the cellar. The "dixie" was
+resting on two old bayonets, and they in turn rested on bricks at either
+side. Towards noon a big shell came over and landed in the moat, covering
+everything around with a coat of evil-smelling, black mud. This shell was
+followed by another, arriving in the part of the ruins where once a
+cow-shed stood. I was talking to Hawkins, my batman, when I saw him dive
+across my front and fall flat on his face. At the same time I was in the
+center of an explosion, a great flame of light and then bricks, wood and
+cement flew in all directions. For a few seconds I thought I was dead,
+then I picked myself up and saw that blood was pouring down the front of
+my jacket. I followed up the stream and found that my right hand was
+smashed and hanging limp. My men rushed out and I told them it was
+nothing, but promptly fell in a heap. When I came to, my hand was wrapped
+up in an emergency bandage, and a stretcher was coming down from Bedford
+House, an advanced dressing-station, the next house back. To the delight
+of the men who were carrying it, I waved them away and told them I could
+walk. Assisted up to the dressing-station by one of my men, I made it. I
+then made a discovery. A soldier is a man until he's hit, then he's a
+case. I first had an injection of "anti-tetanus" in the side, and the fact
+was recorded on a label tied to my left-hand top pocket button. The doctor
+tied me up, then said: "You'll soon be all right. Will you have a bottle
+of English beer or a drop of whiskey?" I had the whiskey. I needed it. All
+the time I was there the wounded poured in. Seeing them I felt ashamed to
+be there with only a smashed hand. A corporal came in with both hands
+blown off and fifty-six other wounds. He had tried to save the men in his
+bay by throwing back a German bomb and it had gone off in his hands.
+Hawkins came up later on with my helmet and the fuse head of the shell
+which blew me up. We were all collected together and waited in the dugouts
+of the dressing station until dusk. Several shells came close to us. I
+tried to write to my mother with my left hand, so that when she received
+the War Office cable she would know I was able to write.
+
+Dusk came, then night, and finally the Ford ambulance cars which were to
+take us out of Hell. It was a beautiful night. Belgium looked lovely. The
+merciful night had thrown a veil over the war scars on the land and a moon
+was shining. I was told to sit up in the seat with the driver. We traveled
+along one road, then the shelling became so bad that the drivers decided
+to go back and take another road which was running nearly parallel. Back
+over the line the planes of the Royal Flying Corps were bombing the Forest
+of Houltholst, and the bursting of the shrapnel from the German
+anti-aircraft guns pierced the velvet of the sky like stars as we went out
+of Belgium into France.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Several times shells burst on the road, and from the inside of the car
+came the stifled groans of the men as the Ford hit limbs of trees and
+shell-holes.
+
+Our first stop was a ruined windmill, the walls of which were nearly six
+feet thick. Here the dangerous cases were taken off and attended to. The
+last I saw of the corporal was after they had cut off his coat at the
+seams and the doctors were taking a piece of wire out of his chest. While
+I was waiting a chaplain asked me if I would like a cup of coffee or some
+whiskey, realising that it would take some time to get the coffee made I
+had some more whiskey.
+
+I was given two more tags, which this time were tied on buttons at the top
+of my jacket. I stayed here about two hours, then I was sent to a clearing
+hospital. It was here that I met the first nurses. They were two fine,
+splendid women who were wearing the scarlet hoods of the British Regular
+Army nurse. They were both strong and quite capable of handling a man,
+even if he became delirious. One of them quickly got me into bed. I
+apologized for my terribly dirty state, but I was told that it made no
+difference; they were used to it. To be between clean sheets again was
+wonderful. I felt I wanted to go to sleep forever. Suddenly a roar, and a
+terrible explosion. The hospital was being bombed; a bomb had dropped
+within a hundred yards of my tent. This was the German reprisal for our
+bombing Houltholst. They deliberately bombed a hospital. The doctor at
+this hospital next day looked at my hand and said in a nonchalant way,
+"Looks as though you will lose it." At that time it didn't strike me as a
+great loss to lose a hand, even if it was my "painting hand."
+
+The hospital train of the next day was crowded and the nurse in charge of
+my coach was named Keene. We tried in the little spare time she had to see
+if we couldn't work out our genealogy and find out if we were even
+remotely connected, but before we did we came to the station of Etaples
+and then went to the Duchess of Westminster Hospital at Latouquet. Here I
+was operated on. A piece of Krupp's steel was taken out of my hand and a
+rubber drainage tube inserted instead. The Duchess used to come round a
+great deal and won everybody's affection. She used to sit on my bed and
+talk to me about pleasant things. So unlike many people who visit
+hospitals and ask the patients silly war questions, such as: "How does it
+feel to be wounded?" or "Which hurts more, a bayonet or a shell wound?"
+One exasperated Tommy, when asked if the shell hit him, said: "Naw, it
+crept up behind and bit me."
+
+FINIS
+
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