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Peck, by George W. Peck + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Works Of George W. Peck + A Linked Index to the Project Gutenberg Editions of The + "Bad Boy" Series and Others + +Author: George W. Peck + +Editor: David Widger + +Release Date: May 25, 2009 [EBook #28970] +Last Updated: February 2, 2019 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WORKS OF GEORGE W. PECK *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +</pre> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + WORKS OF <br /> <br /> <i><big> GEORGE W. PECK </big></i> + </h1> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + The "Bad Boy" Series and Others + </h2> + <h2> + AN INDEX + </h2> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h3> + Edited by David Widger + </h3> + <h4> + Project Gutenberg Editions + </h4> +<div class="fig" style="width:50%;"> + <img src="images/PECK.jpg" alt="PECK" width="100%" /><br /> + </div> + <h5> + <a href="images/PECK.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a> + </h5> + + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + CONTENTS + </h2> + <h3> + Click on the <big><b> ## </b></big> before each title to go directly to a<br /> + linked index of the detailed chapters and illustrations + </h3> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <b><big> <a href="#linkbad1"><big>##</big> </a> <a + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa + (v.1)</b></a><br /><br /> <a href="#linkbad2"><big>##</big> </a> <a + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm"> <b>Grocery Man and Peck's Bad + Boy (v.2)</b></a> <br /><br /> <a href="#linkbad3"><big>##</big> </a> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Bad Boy Abroad</b></a><br /><br /> + <a href="#linkred"><big>##</big> </a> <a + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Uncle Ike and Red + Headed Boy</b></a><br /><br /> <a href="#linksun"><big>##</big> </a> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Sunshine</b></a><br /><br /> + <a href="#linkprivate"><big>##</big> </a> <a + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm"> <b>Private George W. Peck </b></a><br /><br /> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/6141/6141-h/6141-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Bad Boy With the Cowboys</b></a><br /><br /> + + </big></b> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + VOLUMES, CHAPTERS AND STORIES + </h1> + <p> + <br /><a name="linkbad1" id="linkbad1"></a> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa + (v.1)</b></a> + </h1> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2H_4_0001"> A CARD FROM THE + AUTHOR. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2H_TOC"> DETAILED CONTENTS. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2H_4_0002"> <big><b>PECK'S + BAD BOY.</b></big> </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. + </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2H_4_0023_a"> CHAPTER XXI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIV. + </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXXI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0033"> CHAPTER XXXIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0034"> CHAPTER XXXV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0035"> CHAPTER XXXVI. + </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + List of Illustrations + </h2> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0001"> Cover </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0002"> Frontispiece + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0003"> Titlepage </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkcan-can"> They Danced the + Can-Can </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0004"> Air Was Filled + With Dog, and Pa, And Rockets </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0005"> Stoper, Says + Pa, I've Got a Whale </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0006"> Ma Appears on + the Scene </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0007"> Pa on the Run + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0008"> The Bad Boy + and his Girl </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0009"> Helen + Damnation </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0010"> The Gun Just + Rared up </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0011"> Then + Everything Was Ready </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0012"> Hell's-fire, + What You Boys Doin </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0013"> In the Wrong + Room </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0014"> A New Way to + Take Seidlitz Powders </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0015"> Too Late, Pa, + I Die at the Hand of an Assassin </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0016"> Just As I Am + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0017"> Special + Providences for a Bad Boy </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0018"> Pa Grabbed Her + by the Polonaise </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0019"> Happy New Year + Mum </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#linkimage-0020"> Pa's Fire + Escape </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <a name="link2H_TOC" id="link2H_TOC"> + <!-- H2 anchor --> </a> + </p> + <blockquote> + <p> + <big><b>DETAILED CONTENTS:</b></big> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER I. <br /> THE BOY WITH A LAME BACK—THE BOY COULDN'T SIT + DOWN—A PRACTICAL JOKE ON <br /> THE OLD MAN—A LETTER FROM + "DAISY "—GUARDING THE FOUR CORNERS—THE OLD <br /> MAN IS + UNUSUALLY GENEROUS—MA ASKS AWKWARD QUESTIONS—THE BOY TALKED + TO <br /> WITH A BED SLAT—NO ENCOURAGEMENT FOR A BOY <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER II. <br /> THE BOY AT WORK AGAIN—THE BEST BOYS FULL OF + TRICKS—THE OLD MAN <br /> LAYS DOWN THE LAW ABOUT JOKES—RUBBER + HOSE MACARONI—THE OLD MAS's <br /> STRUGGLES—CHEWING + VIGOROUSLY BUT IN VAIN—AN INQUEST HELD—REVELRY BY <br /> + NIGHT—MUSIC IN THE WOODSHED—"'twas ever thus." <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER III. <br /> THE BAD BOY GIVES HIS PA AWAY—PA IS A HARD + CITIZEN—DRINKING <br /> SOZODONT—MAKING UP THE SPARE BED—THE + MIDNIGHT WAR DANCE—AN <br /> APPOINTMENT BY THE COAL-BIN. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER IV. <br /> THE BAD BOY'S FOURTH OF JULY.—PA IS A POINTER, + NOT A SETTER—SPECIAL <br /> ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY—A + GRAND SUPPLY OF FIREWORKS—THE <br /> EXPLOSION—THE AIR FULL + OF PA AND DOG AND ROCKETS—THE NEW HELL—A SCENE <br /> THAT + BEGGARS DESCRIPTION. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER V. <br /> THE BAD BOY'S MA COMES HOME.—DEVILTRY, ONLY A + LITTLE FUN—THE BAD <br /> BOY'S CHUM—A LADY'S WARDROBE IN THE + OLD MAN'S ROOM—MA's UNEXPECTED <br /> ARRIVAL—WHERE IS THE + HUZZY?—DAMFINO!—THE BAD BOY WANTS TO TRAVEL WITH <br /> A + CIRCUS <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VI. <br /> HIS PA IS A DARN COWARD—HIS PA HAS BEEN A MAJOR—HOW + HE WOULD DEAL WITH <br /> BURGLARS—HIS BRAVERY PUT TO THE TEST—THE + ICE REVOLVER—HIS PA BEGINS <br /> TO PRAY—TELLS WHERE THE + CHANGE IS—"PLEASE MR. BURGLAR SPARE A POOR <br /> MAN'S LIFE!"—MA + WAKES UP—THE BAD BOY AND HIS CHUM RUN—FISH-POLE <br /> SAUCE—MA + WOULD MAKE A GOOD CHIEF OF POLICE <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VII. <br /> HIS PA GETS A BITE.—"HIS PA GETS TOO MUCH + WATER"—THE DOCTOR'S <br /> DISAGREE—HOW TO SPOIL BOYS—HIS + PA GOES TO PEWAUKEE IN SEARCH OF HIS <br /> SON—ANXIOUS TO FISH—"STOPER, + I'VE GOT A WHALE!"—OVERBOARD—HIS PA IS <br /> SAVED—A + DOLLAR FOR HIS PANTS. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VIII. <br /> HE IS TOO HEALTHY—AN EMPTY CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE + AND A BLACK EYE—HE IS <br /> ARRESTED—OCONOMOWOC FOR HEALTH—HIS + PA. IS AN OLD MASHER—DANCED TILL <br /> THE COWS CAME HOME—THE + GIRL FROM THE SUNNY SOUTH—THE BAD BOY IS SENT <br /> HOME <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER IX. <br /> HIS PA HAS GOT 'EM AGAIN.—HIS PA IS DRINKING + HARD—HE HAS BECOME A <br /> TERROR—A JUMPING DOG——THE + OLD MAN IS SHAMEFULLY ASSAULTED—"THIS IS <br /> A HELLISH CLIMATE + MY BOY!"—HIS PA SWEARS OFF—HIS MA STILL SNEEZING AT <br /> + LAKE SUPERIOR <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER X. <br /> HIS PA HAS GOT RELIGION—THE BAD BOY GOES TO + SUNDAY SCHOOL—PROMISES <br /> REFORMATION—THE OLD MAN ON + TRIAL FOR SIX MONTHS—WHAT MA THINKS—ANTS <br /> IN PA'S + LIVER-PAD—THE OLD MAN IN CHURCH—RELIGION IS ONE THING, ANTS + <br /> ANOTHER <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XI. <br /> HIS PA TAKES A TRICK—JAMAICA RUM AND CARDS—THE + BAD BOY POSSESSED OF <br /> A DEVIL—THE KIND DEACON—AT + PRAYER-MEETING—THE OLD MAN TELLS HIS <br /> EXPERIENCE—THE + FLYING CARDS—THE PRAYER-MEETING SUDDENLY CLOSED <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XII. <br /> HIS PA GETS PULLED—THE OLD MAN STUDIES THE + BIBLE—DANIEL IN THE LIONS' <br /> DEN—THE MULE AND THE MULE'S + FATHER—MURDER IN THE THIRD WARD—THE OLD <br /> MAN ARRESTED—THE + OLD MAN FANS THE DUST OUT OF HIS SON'S PANTS <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIII. <br /> HIS PA GOES TO THE EXPOSITION—THE BAD BOY ACTS + AS GUIDE—THE CIRCUS <br /> STORY—THE OLD MAN WANTS TO SIT + DOWN—TRIES TO EAT PANCAKES—DRINKS SOME <br /> MINERAL WATER—THE + OLD MAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH A WAX WOMAN—A POLICEMAN <br /> + INTERFERES—THE LIGHTS GO OUT—THE GROCERY MAN DON'T WANT A + CLERK <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIV. <br /> HIS PA CATCHES ON—TWO DAYS AND NIGHTS IN THE + BATHROOM—RELIGION CAKES <br /> THE OLD MAN'S BREAST—THE BAD + BOY'S CHUM DRESSED UP AS A GIRL—THE OLD <br /> MAN DELUDED—THE + COUPLE START FOR THE COURT HOUSE PARK—HIS MA APPEARS <br /> ON THE + SCENE—"IF YOU LOVE ME, KISS ME?"—MA TO THE RESCUE—"I + AM DEAD <br /> AM I?"—HIS PA THROWS A CHAIR THROUGH THE TRANSOM + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XV. <br /> HIS PA AT THE RE-UNION—THE OLD MAN IN MILITARY + SPLENDOR—TELLS HOW HE <br /> MOWED DOWN THE REBELS—"I AND + GRANT"—WHAT IS A SUTLER.—TEN DOLLARS FOR <br /> PICKLES!—"LET + US HANG HIM!"—THE OLD MAN ON THE RUN—HE STANDS UP TO <br /> + SUPPER—THE BAD BOY IS TO DIE AT SUNSET <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVI. <br /> THE BAD BOY IN LOVE—ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?—NO + GETTING TO HEAVEN ON SMALL <br /> POTATOES—THE BAD BOY HAS TO CHEW + COBS—MA SAYS IT'S GOOD FOR A BOY <br /> TO BE IN LOVE—LOVE + WEAKENS THE BAD BOY—HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET <br /> MARRIED?—MAD + DOG—NEVER EAT ICE CREAM <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVII. <br /> HIS PA FIGHTS HORNETS—THE OLD MAN LOOKS BAD—THE + WOODS OF <br /> WAUWATOSA—THE OLD MAN TAKES A NAP—"HELEN + DAMNATION!"—"HELL IS OUT <br /> FOR NOON."—THE LIVER MEDICINE—ITS + WONDERFUL EFFECTS—THE BAD BOY <br /> IS DRUNK—GIVE ME A + LEMON!—A SIGHT OF THE COMET!—THE HIRED GIRL'S <br /> RELIGION + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVIII. <br /> HIS PA GOES HUNTING—MUTILATED JAW—THE + OLD MAN HAS TAKEN TO SWEARING <br /> AGAIN—OUT WEST, DUCK SHOOTING—-HIS + COAT TAIL SHOT OFF—SHOOTS AT A <br /> WILD GOOSE—THE GUN + KICKS!—THROWS A CHAIR AT HIS SON—THE ASTONISHED <br /> + SHE-DEACON <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIX. <br /> HIS PA IS "NISHIATED"—ARE YOU A MASON?—NO + HARM TO PLAY AT LODGE—WHY <br /> GOATS ARE KEPT IN STABLES—THE + BAD BOY GETS THE GOAT UPSTAIRS—THE GRAND <br /> DUMPER DEGREE—KYAN + PEPPER ON THE GOAT'S BEARD—"BRING FORTH THE ROYAL <br /> BUMPER"—THE + GOAT ON THE RAMPAGE <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XX. <br /> HIS GIRL GOES BACK ON HIM. THE GROCERY MAN IS AFRAID—BUT + THE BAD BOY IS <br /> A WRECK—"MY GIRL, HAS SHOOK ME!"—THE + BAD BOY'S HEART IS BROKEN—STILL <br /> HE ENJOYS A BIT OF FUN—COD + LIVER OIL ON THE PANCAKES—THE HIRED GIRLS <br /> MADE VICTIMS—THE + BAD BOY VOWS VENGEANCE ON HIS GIRL AND THE TELEGRAPH <br /> MESSENGER + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2H_4_0023_a"> CHAPTER XXI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXI. <br /> HE AND HIS PA IN CHICAGO—NOTHING LIKE TRAVELING + TO GIVE TONE—LAUGHING <br /> IN THE WRONG PLACE—A DIABOLICAL + PLOT—-HIS PA ARRESTED AS A <br /> KIDNAPPER—-THE NUMBERS ON + THE DOORS CHANGED—THE WRONG ROOM—"NOTHIN' <br /> THE MAZZER + WITH ME, PET!"—THE TELL-TALE HAT <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXII. <br /> HIS PA IS DISCOURAGED—"I AIN'T NO JONER!"—THE + STORY OF THE ANCIENT <br /> PROPHET—THE SUNDAY SCHOOL FOLKS GO BACK + ON THE BAD BOY:—CAGED <br /> CATS—A COMMITTEE MEETING—A + REMARKABLE CATASTROPHE!—"THAT BOY BEATS <br /> HELL!"—BASTING + THE BAD BOY—THE HOT WATER IN THE SPONGE TRICK <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIII. <br /> HE BECOMES A DRUGGIST—"I HAVE GONE INTO + BUSINESS!"—-A NEW <br /> ROSE-GERANIUM PERFUME—-THE BAD BOY + IN A DRUGGIST'S STORE—PRACTICING <br /> ON HIS PA—THE + EXPLOSION—THE SEIDLETZ POWDER—HIS PA'S FREQUENT <br /> PAINS—POUNDING + INDIA-RUBBER—CURING A WART <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIV. HE QUITS THE DRUG BUSINESS. <br /> HE HAS DISSOLVED WITH + THE DRUGGER—THE OLD LADY AND THE GIN—THE BAD BOY <br /> + IGNOMINIOUSLY FIRED—HOW HE DOSED HIS PA'S BRANDY—THE BAD BOY + AS "HAWTY <br /> AS A DOOK!"—HE GETS EVEN WITH HIS GIRL—-THE + BAD BOY WANTS A QUIET <br /> PLACE—THE OLD MAN THREATENS THE PARSON + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXV. <br /> HIS PA KILLS HIM—A GENIUS AT WHISTLING—A + FUR-LINED CLOAK A CURE CURE <br /> FOR CONSUMPTION—ANOTHER LETTER + SENT TO THE OLD MAN—HE RESOLVES ON <br /> IMMEDIATE PUNISHMENT—THE + BLADDER-BUFFER—THE EXPLOSION—A TRAGIC <br /> SCENE—HIS + PA VOWS TO REFORM <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVI. <br /> HIS PA MORTIFIED—SEARCHING FOR SEWER GAS—THE + POWERFUL ODOR OF <br /> LIMBURGER CHEESE AT CHURCH—THE AFTER + MEETING—FUMIGATING THE HOUSE—THE <br /> BAD BOY RESOLVES TO + BOARD AT AN HOTEL. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVII. <br /> HIS PA BROKE UP—THE BAD BOY DON'T THINK THE + GROCER FIT FOR HEAVEN—HE <br /> IS VERY SEVERE ON HIS OLD FRIEND—THE + NEED OF A NEW REVISED EDITION—THE <br /> BAD BOY TURNS REVISER—HIS + PA REACHES FOR THE POKER—A SPECIAL <br /> PROVIDENCE—THE SLED + SLEWED!—HIS PA UNDER THE MULES <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVIII. <br /> HIS PA GOES SKATING—THE BAD BOY CARVES A + TURKEY—HIS PA'S FAME AS A <br /> SKATER—THE OLD MAN ESSAYS TO + SKATE ON ROLLERS—HIS WILD CAPERS—HE <br /> SPREADS HIMSELF—-HOLIDAYS + A CONDEMNED NUISANCER—THE BAD BOY'S <br /> CHRISTMAS PRESENTS <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIX. <br /> HIS PA GOES CALLING—HIS PA STARTS FORTH—A + PICTURE OF THE OLD <br /> MAN "FULL"—POLITENESS AT A WINTER PICNIC—ASSAULTED + BY <br /> SANDBAGGERS—RESOLVED TO DRINK NO MORE COFFEE—A GIRL + FULL OF "AIG NOGG" <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXX. <br /> HIS PA DISSECTED—THE MISERIES OF THE MUMPS—NO + PICKLES, THANK <br /> YOU—ONE MORE EFFORT To REFORM THE OLD MAN—THE + BAD BOY PLAYS MEDICAL <br /> STUDENT—PROCEEDS TO DISSECT HIS PA—"GENTLEMEN, + I AM NOT DEAD!"—SAVED <br /> FROM THE SCALPEL—"NO MORE WHISKY + FOR YOU." <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXXI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXXI. <br /> HIS PA JOINS A TEMPERANCE SOCIETY—THE GROCERY + MAN SYMPATHISES WITH THE <br /> OLD MAN—WARNS THE BAD BOY THAT HE + MAY HAVE A STEP-FATHER!—THE BAD <br /> BOY SCORNS THE IDEA—INTRODUCES + HIS PA TO THE GRAND "WORTHY DUKE!"—THE <br /> SOLEMN OATH—THE + BRAND PLUCKED FROM THE BURNING <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0031"> CHAPTER XXXII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXXII. <br /> HIS PA'S MARVELOUS ESCAPE—THE GROCERY MAN HAS + NO VASELINE—THE OLD <br /> MAN PROVIDES THREE FIRE ESCAPES—ONE + OF THE ESCAPES TESTED—HIS PA <br /> SCANDALIZES THE CHURCH—"SHE'S + A DARLING!"—WORLDLY MUSIC IN THE COURTS <br /> OF ZION <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0032"> CHAPTER XXXIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXXIII. <br /> HIS PA JOKES HIM—THE BAD BOY CAUGHT AT LAST—HOW + TO GROW A <br /> MOUSTACHE—TAR AND CAYENNE PEPPER—THE GROCERY + MAN'S FATE IS <br /> SEALED—FATHER AND SON JOIN IN A PRACTICAL JOKE—SOFT + SOAP ON THE <br /> STEPS—DOWNFALL OF MINISTERS AND DEACONS—"MA + TO THE RESCUE!"—THE BAD <br /> BOY GETS EVEN WITH HIS PA <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0033"> CHAPTER XXXIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXXIV. <br /> HIS PA GETS MAD—A ROOM IN COURT-PLASTER—THE + BAD BOY DECLINES BEING <br /> MAULED!—THE OLD MAN GETS A HOT BOX—THE + BAD BOY BORROWS A CAT!—THE <br /> BATTLE!—"HELEN BLAZES!"—THE + CAT VICTORIOUS!—THE BAD BOY DRAWS THE <br /> LINE AT KINDLING WOOD! + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0034"> CHAPTER XXXV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXXV. <br /> HIS PA AN INVENTOR—THE BAD BOY A MARTYR—THE + DOG-COLLAR IN <br /> THE SAUSAGE—A PATENT STOVE—THE PATENT + TESTED!—HIS PA A BURNT <br /> OFFERING—EARLY BREAKFAST! <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25487/25487-h/25487-h.htm#link2HCH0035"> CHAPTER XXXVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + HIS PA GETS BOXED—PARROT FOR SALE—THE OLD MAN IS DOWN ON THE + <br /> GROCER—"A CONTRITE HEART BEATS A BOB-TAILED FLUSH!"—POLLY'S + <br /> RESPONSES—CAN A PARROT GO TO HELL?—THE OLD MAN GETS + ANOTHER BLACK <br /> EYE—DUFFY HITS FOR KEEPS!—NOTHING LIKE + AN OYSTER FOR A BLACK EYE <br /> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><a name="linkbad2" id="linkbad2"></a> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm"> <b>Grocery Man and Peck's Bad + Boy (v.2)</b></a> + </h1> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2H_TOC"> DETAILED CONTENTS. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. + </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. + </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + List of Illustrations + </h2> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0001"> Cover </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0002"> Frontispiece + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0003"> Titlepage </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0004"> Well I'm Dem'd + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0005"> One for the + Old Maid </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0006"> The Old Man + Stabbed </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0007"> Maple Syrup + for One </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0008"> Great God, + Hanner, We Are Blowed Up </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0009"> By Low Baby + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0010"> The Old Man, + the Hired Girl and The Goat </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0011"> After the + Earthquake Was Over </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0012"> Uncle Tom and + Topsy </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0013"> The Minister + and Deacons Salted </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0014"> The Sunday + School Teachers First Appearance on Stage </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0015"> Pa Was All + Tied up </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0016"> Fourth of July + Misadventures </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#linkimage-0017"> Hennery, Your + Pa is a Mighty Sick Man </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_TOC" id="link2H_TOC_"> + <!-- H2 anchor --> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + DETAILED CONTENTS. + </h2> + <blockquote> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER I. <br /> VARIEGATED DOGS—THE BAD BOY SLEEPS ON THE ROOF—A + MAN DOESN'T <br /> KNOW EVERYTHING AT FORTY-EIGHT—THE OLD MAN WANTS + SOME POLLYNURIOUS <br /> WATER—THE DYER'S DOGS—PROCESSION OF + THE DOGS—PINK, BLUE, GREEN AND <br /> WHITE—"WELL, I'M DEM'd"—HIS + PA DON'T APPRECIATE. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER II. <br /> HIS PA PLAYS JOKES—A MAN SHOULDN'T GET MAD AT A + JOKE—THE MAGIC <br /> BOUQUET—THE GROCERY MAN TAKES A TURN—HIS + PA TRIES THE BOUQUET AT <br /> CHURCH—ONE FOR THE OLD MAID—A + FIGHT ENSUES—THE BAD BOY THREATENS THE <br /> GROCERY man—A + COMPROMISE. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER III. <br /> HIS PA STABBED—THE GROCERY MAN SETS A TRAP IN + VAIN—A BOOM IN <br /> LINIMENT—HIS PA GOES TO THE LANGTRY + SHOW—THE BAD BOY TURNS <br /> BURGLAR—THE OLD MAN STABBED—HIS + ACCOUNT OF THE FRAY—A GOOD SINGLE <br /> HANDED LIAR. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER IV. <br /> HIS PA BUSTED—THE CRAZE FOR MINING STOCK—WHAT'S + A BILK?—THE PIOUS <br /> BILK—THE OLD MAN INVESTS—THE + DEACONS AND EVEN THE HIRED GIRLS <br /> INVEST—HOT MAPLE SYRUP FOR + ONE—GETTING A MAN'S MIND OFF HIS TROUBLES. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER V. <br /> HIS PA AND DYNAMITE—THE OLD MAN SELLING SILVER + STOCK—FENIAN <br /> SCARE—"DYNAMITE" IN MILWAUKEE—THE + FENIAN BOOM—"GREAT GOD, MANNER! <br /> WE ARE BLOWED UP!"—HIS + MA HAS LOTS OF SAND—THE OLD MAN USELESS IN <br /> TROUBLE—THE + DOG AND THE FALSE TEETH <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VI. <br /> HIS PA AN ORANGEMAN—THE GROCERY MAN SHAMEFULLY + ABUSED—HE GETS <br /> HOT—BUTTER, OLEOMARGARINE AND AXLE + GREASE—THE OLD MAN WEARS ORANGE <br /> ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY—HE + HAS TO RUN FOR HIS LIFE—THE BAD BOY AT SUNDAY <br /> SCHOOL—INGERSOLL + AND BEECHER VOTED OUT—MARY HAD A LAMB <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VII. <br /> HIS MA DECEIVES HIM—THE BAD BOY IN SEARCH OF + SAFFRON—"WELL, IT'S A <br /> GIRL, IF YOU MUST KNOW"—THE BAD + BOY IS GRIEVED AT HIS MA'S DECEPTION— <br /> "SH-H-H TOOTSY GO TO + SLEEP"—"BY LOW, BABY"—THAT SETTLED IT WITH <br /> THE CAT—A + BABY! BAH! IT MAKES ME TIRED <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VIII. <br /> THE BABY AND THE GOAT. THE BAD BOY THINKS HIS SISTER + WILL BE A FIRE <br /> ENGINE—"OLD NUMBER TWO"—BABY REQUIRES + GOAT MILK—? THE GOAT IS <br /> FRISKY—TAKES TO EATING ROMAN + CANDLES—THE OLD MAN, THE HIRED GIRL, AND <br /> THE GOAT—THE + BAD BOY BECOMES TELLER IN A LIVERY STABLE <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER IX. <br /> A FUNERAL PROCESSION—THE BAD BOY ON CRUTCHES—"YOU + OUGHT TO SEE THE <br /> MINISTER"—AN ELEVEN DOLLAR FUNERAL—THE + MINISTER TAKES THE LINES—AN <br /> EARTHQUAKE—AFTER THE + EARTHQUAKE WAS OVER—THE POLICEMAN FANS THE <br /> MINISTER—A + MINISTER SHOULD HAVE SENSE <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER X. <br /> THE OLD MAN MAKES A SPEECH. THE GROCERY MAN AND THE BAD + BOY HAVE <br /> A FUSS—THE BOHEMIAN BAND—THE BAD BOY + ORGANIZES A SERENADE—"BABY <br /> MINE"—THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT—THE + BOHEMIANS CREATE A FAMINE—THE Y. M. C. <br /> A. ANNOUNCEMENT <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XI. <br /> GARDENING UNDER DIFFICULTIES—THE GROCERY MAN IS + DECEIVED—THE BAD <br /> BOY DON'T LIKE MOVING—GOES INTO THE + COLORING BUSINESS—THE OLD MAN <br /> THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED—UNCLE + TOM AND TOPSY—THE OLD MAN ARRESTED—WHAT <br /> THE GROCERY + MAN THINKS—THE BAD BOY MORALIZES ON HIS FATE—RESOLVES TO + <br /> BE GOOD <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XII. <br /> THE OLD MAN SHOOTS THE MINISTER—THE BAD BOY + TRIES TO LEAD A DIFFERENT <br /> LIFE—MURDER IN THE AIR—THE + OLD MAN AND HIS FRIENDS GIVE THEMSELVES <br /> AWAY—DREADFUL + STORIES OF THEIR WICKED YOUTH—THE CHICKEN COOP <br /> INVADED—THE + OLD MAN TO THE RESCUE—THE MINISTER AND THE DEACONS SALTED <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIII. <br /> THE BAD BOY A THOROUGHBRED. THE BAD BOY WITH A BLACK + EYE—A POOR <br /> FRIENDLESS GIRL EXCITES HIS PITY—PROVES + HIMSELF A GALLANT <br /> KNIGHT—THE OLD MAN IS CHARMED AT HIS SON'S + COURAGE—THE GROCERY MAN <br /> MORALIZES—FIFTEEN CHRISTS IN + MILWAUKEE—THE TABLES TURNED—THE OLD MAN <br /> WEARS THE + BOY'S OLD CLOTHES <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIV. <br /> ENTERTAINING Y. M. C. A. DELEGATES—THE BAD BOY + MINISTERS AT THE Y. <br /> M. C. A. WATER FOUNTAIN—THE DELEGATES + FLOOD THEMSELVES WITH SODA <br /> WATER—TWO DELEGATES DEALT TO HIS + MA—THE NIGHT KEY—THE FALL OF THE <br /> FLOWER STAND—DELEGATES + IN THE CELLAR ALL NIGHT—THE BAD BOY'S GIRL IS <br /> WORKING HIS + REFORMATION <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XV. <br /> HE TURNS SUPE. THE BAD BOY QUITS JERKING SODA—ENTERS + THE DRAMATIC <br /> PROFESSION—"WHAT'S A SUPER"—THE + PRIVILEGES OF A SUPE'S FATHER—BEHIND <br /> THE SCENES—THE + BAD BOY HAS PLAYED WITH MC'CULLOUGH—"IWAS THE <br /> POPULACE."—PLAYS + IT ON HIS SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER—"I PRITHEE, AU <br /> RESERVOIR, I + GO HENS!" <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVI. <br /> UNCLE EZRA PAYS A VISIT. UNCLE EZRA CAUSES THE BAD + BOY TO <br /> BACKSLIDE—UNCLE EZRA AND THE OLD MAN WERE BAD PILLS—THEIR + RECORD IS <br /> AWFUL—KEEPING UNCLE EZRA ON THE RAGGED EDGE—THE + BED SLATS FIXED—THE <br /> OLD MAN TANGLED UP—THIS WORLD IS + NOT RUN RIGHT—UNCLE EZRA MAKES HIM <br /> TIRED <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVII. <br /> HE DISCUSSES THEOLOGY. MEDITATIONS ON NOAH'S ARK—THE + GARDEN OF <br /> EDEN—THE ANCIENT DUDE—ADAM WITH A PLUG HAT + ON—"I'M A THINKER FROM <br /> THINKERSVILLE"—THE APOSTLES IN + A PATROL WAGON—ELIJAH AND ELISHA—THE <br /> PRODIGAL SON—A + VEAL POT PIE FOR DINNER <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVIII. <br /> THE DEPARTED ROOSTER. THE GROCERY MAN DISCOURSES ON + DEATH—THE DEAD <br /> ROOSTER—A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH—THE + TENDERNESS BETWEEN THE ROOSTER <br /> AND HIS FAITHFUL HEN—THE HEN + RETIRES TO SET—THE CHICKENS—THE PROUD <br /> ROOSTER DIES—THE + FICKLE HEN FLIRTING IN INDECENT HASTE <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIX. <br /> ONE MORE JOKE ON THE OLD MAN—UNCLE EZRA RETURNS—THE + BASKET ON THE <br /> STEPS—THE ANONYMOUS LETTER—"O, BROTHER + THAT I SHOULD LIVE TO SEE THIS <br /> DAY!"—AN UGLY DUTCH BABY—THE + OLD MAN WHEELS THE BABY NOW—A FROG IN <br /> THE OLD MAN'S BED + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XX. <br /> FOURTH OF JULY MISADVENTURES. TROUBLE IN THE PISTOL + POCKET—THE GROCERY <br /> MAN'S CAT THE BAD BOY A MINISTERING ANGEL—ASLEEP + ON THE FOURTH OF <br /> JULY—GOES WITH HIS GIRL TO THE SOLDIER'S + HOME—TERRIBLE. FOURTH OF JULY <br /> MISADVENTURES—THE GIRL + WHO WENT OUT COMES BACK A BURNT OFFERING <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXI. <br /> WORKING ON SUNDAY. TURNING A GRINDSTONE IS HEALTHY—"NOT + ANY GRINDSTONE <br /> FOR HENNERY!"—THIS HYPOCRISY IS PLAYED OUT—ANOTHER + JOB ON THE OLD <br /> MAN—HOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK GOT MIXED—THE + NUMEROUS FUNERALS—THE <br /> MINISTER APPEARS—THE BAD BOY + GOES OVER THE BACK FENCE <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXII. <br /> THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED. THE OLD MAN BEGINS + DRINKING AGAIN—THINKS <br /> BETTING IS HARMLESS—HAD TO WALK + HOME FROM CHICAGO—THE SPECTACLES <br /> CHANGED—A SMALL SUIT + OF CLOTHES—THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED—"HENNERY, <br /> YOUR + PA IS A MIGHTY SICK MAN"—THE SWELLING SUDDENLY GOES DOWN <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIII. <br /> THE GROCERY MAN AND THE GHOST. GHOSTS DON'T STEAL + WORMY FIGS—A GRAND <br /> REHEARSAL—THE MINISTER MURDERS + HAMLET—THE WATER MELON KNIFE—THE OLD <br /> MAN WANTED TO + REHEARSE THE DRUNKEN SCENE IN RIP VAN WINKLE—NO HUGGING <br /> + ALLOWED—HAMLET WOULDN'T HAVE TWO GHOSTS—"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE + TO BE AN <br /> IDIOT?" <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIV. <br /> THE CRUEL WOMAN AND THE LUCKLESS DOG—THE BAD + BOY WITH A DOG AND A BLACK <br /> EYE—WHERE DID YOU STEAL HIM?—ANGELS + DON'T BREAK DOGS' LEGS—A WOMAN <br /> WHO BREAKS DOGS' LEGS HAS NO + SHOW WITH ST. PETER—ANOTHER BURGLAR <br /> SCARE—THE GROCERY + DELIVERY MAN SCARED <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXV. <br /> THE BAD BOY GROWS THOUGHTFUL—WHY IS LETTUCE + LIKE A GIRL?—KING SOLOMON <br /> A FOOL—THINK OF ANY SANE MAN + HAVING A THOUSAND WIVES—HE WOULD HAVE <br /> TO HAVE TWO HOTELS + DURING VACATION—300 BLONDES—600 BRUNETTES, ETC.—A + <br /> THOUSAND WIVES TAKING ICE CREAM—"I DON'T ENVY SOLOMON HIS + THOUSAND" <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVI. <br /> FARM EXPERIENCES. THE BAD BOY WORKS ON A FARM FOR A + DEACON—HE KNOWS <br /> WHEN HE HAS GOT ENOUGH—HOW THE DEACON + MADE HIM FLAX AROUND—AND HOW HE <br /> MADE IT WARM FOR THE DEACON + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25488/25488-h/25488-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a> + </p> + <p> + DRINKING CIDER IN THE CELLAR—THE DEACON WILL NOT ACCEPT HENNERY'S + <br /> RESIGNATION—HE WANTS BUTTER ON HIS PANCAKES—HIS CHUM + JOINS HIM—THE <br /> SKUNK IN THE CELLAR—THE POOR BOY GETS + THE "AGER." <br /> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><a name="linkbad3" id="linkbad3"></a> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Bad Boy Abroad</b></a> + </h1> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2H_TOC"> DETAILED CONTENTS + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2H_4_0001"> <big><b>PECK'S + BAD BOY ABROAD.</b></big> </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. + </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + List of Illustrations + </h2> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0001"> Don't Shoot, + Please 019 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0002"> Doctors Left a + Monkey Wrench in Him 025 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0003"> Went out Just + Ahead of the Old Man's Arctic Overshoes 027 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0004"> Pasted a + Tomato Can Label on the Suitcase 31 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0005"> He Began to + Dance All Around the Platform 037 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0006"> Fished out a + Nickel and Gave It to the Porter 042 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0007"> President + Began to Curl up his Lip 045 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0008"> I Was Starting + to Give Him a Swift Punch 047 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0009"> Saw the Marble + Coffins in Which George and Martha 050 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0010"> Slipped It + Down the Back of Dad's Pants 057 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0011"> The Waiter + Brought Dad the Check 063 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0012"> One Man Wanted + Dad to Cash a Check 067 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0013"> Night Watchman + Came in With a House Policeman 071 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0014"> I Am Sorry for + Dad, Because he Holds More Than I Do 074 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0015"> A Speech, + Thanking his Fellow Countrymen 078 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0016"> Now I Lay Me + Down to Sleep 094 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0017"> Snarl at + Everybody They See 101 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0018"> Stood Around + and Let Richard Kill Those Princes 098 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0019"> Beefeater's + Stampede 107 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0020"> Suit he Had + Made in Oshkosh 111 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0021"> Settling the + Irish Question 115 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0022"> God Save the + King 119 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0023"> He Went over + Backwards 121 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0024"> Glad to Serve + Any of the Descendants Of The Heroes 126 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0025"> Dad Rolled off + over the Bowsprit 128 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0026"> Isn't Money + Enough in the Whole Family to Wad a Gun 131 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0027"> Dad Drove the + Dukes out 135 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0028"> Coughs up a + Tip Every Time 143 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0029"> A Tone of + Voice That Meant Trouble 138 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0030"> I Won't Hurt + the Little Runt 145 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0031"> Tried to + Explain That he Had Been Buncoed 148 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0032"> Badge on Dad's + Breast, With the Word "bishop" 153 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0033"> Dad Was a + Sight when We Found Him in Jail 155 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0034"> Flies Crawling + Around There Are Men and Women 157 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0035"> He Took out a + Five-dollar Bill 159 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0036"> Dance, Like + They Had Seen the People Dance at The Show 164 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0037"> A System of + Gambling 162 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0038"> Seeing the + Poor Devils Who Had Gone Broke 166 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0039"> Reach Into + Another Pocket and Dig up Another Roll 171 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0040"> Started in on + a Democratic Speech 175 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0041"> Dad Got Down + on his Knees and Tried to Say a Prayer 178 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0042"> Dad Slipped + Down a Crevice About 100 Feet 181 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0043"> Have to Remain + There Until Spring Opened 183 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0044"> Dad and the + Anarchists Reveled Till Morning 188 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0045"> Coughed up + over $40 the First Day, Just Giving to Beggars 191 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0046"> Overboard, One + Yell in the English Language, One In Eye-talian 193 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0047"> Then You Don't + Blame Your Little Boy, Do You 197 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0048"> Wanted to Turn + in a Fire Alarm 201 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0049"> Threw a Pail + of Ashes over the Fence 204 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0050"> Dad Insisted + on Carrying an Umbrella 207 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0051"> The Man Rolled + Dad over and he Was a Sight 210 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0052"> It Was a + Picture to See Dad Go up Old Baldhead 214 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0053"> And She Was + Stroking his Hair 217 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0054"> He Was Yelling + for Water 223 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0055"> Pulled a Long + Blue Gun 220 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0056"> It Brought on + a Revolution 227 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0057"> What Dad + Expected of Me in the Way Of Amusement 230 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0058"> Went over in + the Sand and Struck his Pants on a Cactus 233 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0059"> He Took the + Lead for Good Old Rome 235 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0060"> Had to Kiss + Anybody They Brought To Me 238 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0061"> For Awhile Dad + Dassent Go up 241 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0062"> He Would Break + Me up Into Bones, and Throw Me Into a Pile 246 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0063"> The Russian + Told Dad That Nicholas Just Doted On Americans 250 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0064"> See the Guards + Shaking Dice for Our Money 253 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0065"> A Cossack Rode + Right up to Him and Lashed Him over The Back 258 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0066"> Hit Dad in the + Nose With The Butt of a Revolver 255 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0067"> Hung by One + Pant Leg 264 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0068"> Piled Us out + on Top of Dad 269 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0069"> Dad Stood up + in the Sledge 267 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0070"> Pursued by a + Pack of Ravenous Wolves 271 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0071"> When Dad Put + his Hand on Her Shoulder and Petted It 276 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0072"> Get out You + Hounds 282 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0073"> There'll Be a + Hot Time in the Old Town To-night 279 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0074"> Another Took + Me by the Ear 285 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0075"> He Must Bring + his Folks, and All His Wives 289 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0076"> He Was Just + Getting Warmed up 293 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0077"> Stampede 299 + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0078"> It Takes Nine + Baths to Get Down To American Epidermis 304 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0079"> Sat There Like + a Frog on A Pond Lily Leaf 308 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0080"> Started on a + Stampede for the Pyramids 311 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0081"> I Was Ashamed + of Dad 319 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0082"> Pay, Or They + Would Kill Him 316 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0083"> Dad is + Disguised As a Shiek 323 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0084"> Keep Away from + the Banks for Fear The Banks Will Cave In 329 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0085"> Sang So Loud + You Would Think he Would Split Hisself 333 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0086"> Breathed in + his Face 339 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0087"> The King Got + One Piece of the Cayenne Pepper Candy 347 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0088"> Dad Couldn't + Stand It Any Longer 343 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0089"> Dad's Pants + Stayed on the Bull's Horns 349 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0090"> There is + Laughter Everywhere 353 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0091"> And So This is + the Champion Little Devil of America 357 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0092"> Dad Leaned + Against a Lamp Post and Scratched his Back 364 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0093"> Began to Sell + Things To Dad 368 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0094"> Dad and + Leopold Make a Rush for That Swimming Place 372 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0095"> I'll Swim You + a Match to the Other Side 378 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0096"> When the Goats + Began to Chew The Clothes 375 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0097"> Grabbed a + Mouthful of Dad's Ample Pants 386 </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#linkimage-0098"> The Ox + Bellowed and Run Away 382 </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_TOC" id="link2H_TOC__"> + <!-- H2 anchor --> </a> + </p> + <div style="height: 4em;"> + <br /><br /><br /><br /> + </div> + <h2> + CONTENTS + </h2> + <blockquote> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER I. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Chum Call on the Old Groceryman + After Being Away at <br /> School—The Bad Boy's Dad in a Bad Way + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER II. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Ready for Their Travels—The + Bad Boy Labels the <br /> Old Man's Suit Case—How the Cowboys Made + Him Dance Once <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER III. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes About the Fun They Had Going to + Washington—He <br /> and His Dad Call on President Roosevelt—The + Bad Boy Meets One of the <br /> Children and They Disagree <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER IV. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit Mount Vernon—Dad + Weeps at the Grave of <br /> the Father of Our Country <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER V. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Have Dinner at the + Waldorf-Astoria—The Bad Boy <br /> Orders Dinner—The Old Man + Gets Stuck—Tries to Rescue a Countess in <br /> Distress <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VI. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes the Old Groceryman About Ocean + Voyages—His Dad Has <br /> an Argument Over a Steamer Chair. <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VII. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Eat Fog—Call on Astor—A + Dynamite Outrage <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER VIII. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes About the Craze for Gin in the + White-chapel <br /> District—He Gives His Dad a Scare in the Tower + of London <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER IX. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King Edward and Almost + Settle the Irish <br /> Question <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER X. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes of Ancient and Modern Highwaymen—¦ + They Get a Taste <br /> of High Life in London and Dad Tells the Story of + the Picklemaker's <br /> Daughter <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XI. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes About Paris—Tells About the + Trip Across the English <br /> Channel—Dad Feeds a Dog and Gets + Arrested <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XII. <br /> The Bad Boy's Second Letter from Paris—Dad + Poses as a Mormon Bishop <br /> and Has to Be Rescued—They Climb + the Eiffel Tower and the Old Man Gets <br /> Converted <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIII. <br /> The Bad Boy's Dad and a Man from Dakota Frame Up a + Scheme to Break the <br /> Bank, But They Go Broke—The Party in + Trouble <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIV. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Have an Automobile Ride—They + Run Over a <br /> Peasant—Climb "Glaziers"—Dad Falls Over a + Precipice, But Is Rescued by <br /> the Guides After a Hard Time of It + <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XV. <br /> Dad Plays He Is an Anarchist—They Give Alms to + the Beggars and the Bad <br /> Boy Ducks a Gondolier and His Dad in the + Grand Canal <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVI. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes from Naples—Dad Sees + Vesuvius and Calls the Servants <br /> to Put Out the Fire—They + Have Trouble with a "Dago" in Pompeii <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVII. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb Vesuvius—A + Chicago Lady Joins the Party <br /> and Causes Trouble <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XVIII. <br /> The Bad Boy Makes Friends with Some Italian + Children—Dad is Chased by <br /> Lions from the Coliseum—" + Not Any More Rome for Papa," says Dad <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XIX. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit the Pope—They Bow + to, the King of Italy <br /> and His Nine Spots—Dad Finds That "The + Catacombs" Is Not a Comic Opera <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XX. <br /> The Bad Boy Tells About the Land of the Czar and the + Trouble They Had to <br /> Get There—Dad Does a Stunt and Mixes It + Up with the People and Soldiers <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXI. <br /> Dad Sees a Russian Revolution and Faints—'The + Bad Boy Arranges a Wolf <br /> Hunt—Dad Threatens to Throw the Boy + to the Wolves <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXII. <br /> Dad Wears His Masonic Fez in Constantinople—They + Find the Turks <br /> Sensitive on the Dog Question—A College Yell + for the Sultan Sends Him <br /> Into a Fit <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIII. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Meet the Cream of the Harem—"Little + Egypt" Does <br /> a Dancing Stunt—The Sultan Wants to Send Fifty + Wives to the President <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIV. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Arrive in Cairo—At the + Hotel They Meet Some <br /> Egyptian Princesses—Dad Rides a Camel + to the Pyramids and Meets with <br /> Difficulties <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXV. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb the Pyramids—The + Bad Boy Lights a Cannon <br /> Cracker in Rameses' Tomb—They Flee + from Egypt in Disguise <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVI. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes About Gibraltar—The + Irish-English Army—How He Would <br /> Take the Fortress—Dad + Wants to Buy the "Rock" <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVII. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes of Spain—They call On the + King and the Bad Boy Is At <br /> It Once More—They See a Bull + Fight and Dad Does a Turn <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0028"> CHAPTER XXVIII. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXVIII. <br /> The Bad Boy and His Dad at Berlin—They Call + On Emperor William and His <br /> Family and the Bad Boy Plays a Joke on + Them All <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0029"> CHAPTER XXIX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXIX. <br /> The Bad Boy Writes from Brussels—He and Dad + See the Field of Waterloo <br /> and Call on King Leopold, and Dad and + the King Go in for a Swim—The Bad <br /> Boy, a Dog and Some Goats + Do the Rest <br /> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25489/25489-h/25489-h.htm#link2HCH0030"> CHAPTER XXX. </a> + </p> + <p> + CHAPTER XXX. <br /> The Bad Boy's Delayed Letter About Holland and Cuba—Dad + and the Boy Go <br /> for a Drive in a Dog-Cart—They Have a Great + Time—Land in Cuba and See <br /> the Island We Fought For <br /> + </p> + </blockquote> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><a name="linkred" id="linkred"></a> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Uncle Ike and Red + Headed Boy</b></a> + </h1> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. + </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. + </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. + </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + List of Illustrations + </h2> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0001"> Cover </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0002"> Frontispiece + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0003"> Titlepage </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0004"> A Dog Biscuit + Would Have Been Mince Pie </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0005"> Something the + Matter With This 'ere Terbacker </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0006"> It Does Not + Take Opera Music to Get People To Heaven </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0007"> Wanted Me to + Send For a Doctor </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0008"> Grabbed a + Circus Man by the Arm </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0009"> My Boy, You + Are Going to Lose Your Uncle Ike </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0010"> Which is + Jeffries </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0011"> We Are Going + to Have the Petition </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0012"> Bump That + Indicates That You Will Steal </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0013"> She is a Nice, + Warm-looking Girl </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0014"> A Lot of Us + Boys Are Going to the Klondike </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0015"> I Heard a + Rumor About You Yesterday </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0016"> Here, This + Plaster Has Got to Be Removed </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0017"> Nothing on But + a Flour Sack </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0018"> Been Trying to + Smoke the Old Man's Pipe, Eh! </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0019"> Take to the + Chaparral, Condemn You </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0020"> You Better + Call It a Draw </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0021"> We Came to + Offer You the Position of Colonel </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0022"> Where Did You + Get That Watch </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0023"> What Dum + Foolishness You Got on Hand Now </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0024"> Squirming Like + a Lot of Angleworms </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0025"> Where's the + Police </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0026"> I Would Give + Him One on the Nose With My Left Hand </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25490/25490-h/25490-h.htm#linkimage-0027"> A Life on the + Ocean Wave </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><a name="linksun" id="linksun"></a> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm"> <b>Peck's Sunshine</b></a> + </h1> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0001"> "NOT GUILTY." + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0002"> PECK'S + SUNSHINE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0003"> FEMALE DOCTORS + WILL NEVER DO. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0004"> CROSSMAN'S + GOAT. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0005"> A MEAN TRICK. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0006"> A FEMALE KNIGHT + OF PYTHIAS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0007"> THE TELESCOPE + FISH-POLE CANE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0008"> AN ARM THAT IS + NOT RELIABLE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0009"> BOUNCED FROM + CHURCH FOR DANCING. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0010"> POLICE + SEARCHING WOMEN. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0011"> ABOUT HELL. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0012"> UNSCREWING THE + TOP OF A FRUIT JAR. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0013"> BUTTERMILK + BIBBERS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0014"> AN ÆSTHETIC + FEMALE CLUB BUSTED. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0015"> FOOLING WITH + THE BIBLE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0016"> COLORED CONCERT + TROUPES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0017"> COULDN'T GET + AWAY FROM HIM. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0018"> DOGS AND HUMAN + BEINGS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0019"> ARTHUR WILL + KEEP A COW. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0020"> SHALL THERE BE + HUGGING IN THE PARKS? </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0021"> THE BOB-TAILED + BADGER. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0022"> CANNIBALS AND + CORK LEGS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0023"> THE MINISTERIAL + PUGILISTS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0024"> MUSIC ON THE + WATERS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0025"> WOMAN-DOZING A + DEMOCRAT. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0026"> A LIVELY TRAIN + LOAD. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0027"> HOW SHARPER + THAN A HOUND'S TOOTH. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0028"> A SEWING + MACHINE GIVEN TO THE BOSS GIRL. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0029"> DON'T + APPRECIATE KINDNESS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0030"> RELIGION AND + FISH. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0031"> A DOCTOR OF + LAWS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0032"> THE DIFFERENCE + IN HORSES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0033"> ADDICTED TO + LIMBURG CHEESE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0034"> TERRIBLE TIME + ON THE CARS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0035"> CHANGED + SATCHELS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0036"> THE NAUGHTY BUT + NICE CHURCH CHOIR. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0037"> SENSE IN LITTLE + BUGS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0038"> SUMMER + RESORTING. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0039"> THE GOSPEL CAR. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0040"> INCIDENTS AT + THE NEWHALL HOUSE FIRE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0041"> THE WAY WOMEN + BOSS A PILLOW. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0042"> THE DEADLY + PAPER BAG </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0043"> THE VIRGINIA + DUEL. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0044"> THE DIFFERENCE. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0045"> SPURIOUS TRIPE. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0046"> A CASE OF + PARALYSIS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0047"> MALE AND FEMALE + MASHING. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0048"> THE USES OF THE + PAPER BAG. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0049"> THE NEW COAL + STOVE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0050"> A COLD, + CHEERLESS RIDE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0051"> SOME TALK ABOUT + MONOPOLIES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0052"> A BALD-HEADED + MAN MOST CRAZY. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0053"> ACCIDENTS AND + INCIDENTS AT THEATRES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0054"> ALL ABOUT A + SANDWICH. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0055"> GOODWILL AND + COMPASSION. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0056"> THE FEMALE + BURGLAR. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0057"> THE GIRL THAT + WAS HUGGED TO DEATH. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0058"> OUR CHRISTIAN + NEIGHBORS HAVE GONE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0059"> THE SUDDEN + FIRE-WORKS AT RACINE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0060"> YOUNG FOOLS WHO + MARRY. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0061"> LARGE MOUTHS + ARE FASHIONABLE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0062"> LOOKING FOR A + MOOLEY COW. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0063"> THE HARMFUL + HAMMOCK. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0064"> BOYS AND + CIRCUSES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0065"> A TRYING + SITUATION. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0066"> THE KIND OF A + DOCTOR TO HAVE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0067"> THEY DON'T KNOW + WHAT THEY ABE TALKING ABOUT. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0068"> A KANSAS + CYCLONE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0069"> HOW JEFF DAVIS + WAS CAPTURED. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0070"> THOSE BOLD, BAD + DRUMMERS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0071"> ANGELS OR + EAGLES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0072"> AN ACCIDENT ALL + ABOUND. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0073"> PRIZE FIGHTING + AND MORMONISM. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0074"> MISDEAL IN A + SLEEPING CAR. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0075"> PARALYSIS IN A + THEATRE </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0076"> THE QUEEREST + NAME. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0077"> CHURCH KENO. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0078"> THE ADVENT + PREACHER AND THE BALLOON. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0079"> THE CAUSE OF + RHEUMATISM. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0080"> HOW A GROCERY + MAN WAS MAIMED. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0081"> CAMP MEETING IN + THE DARK OF THE MOON. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0082"> ANOTHER VIEW OF + THE CASK </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0083"> THE PIOUS + DEACON AND THE WORLDLY COW. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0084"> THE QUESTION OF + CATS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0085"> THE KNIGHT AND + THE BRIDAL CHAMBER. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0086"> THE HOUSE GIRL + RACE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0087"> THE TROUBLE MR. + STOREY HAS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0088"> TRAGEDY ON THE + STAGE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0089"> THE MISTAKE + ABOUT IT. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0090"> THE MAN FROM + DUBUQUE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0091"> THE GIDDY GIRLS + QUARREL. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0092"> DON'T LEAVE + YOUR GUM AROUND. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0093"> THE WAY TO NAME + CHILDREN. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0094"> ABOUT RAILROAD + CONDUCTORS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0095"> A HOT BOX AT A + PICNIC. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0096"> BROKE UP A + PRAYER MEETING. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0097"> SHOOTING ON + SUNDAY, WITH THE MOUTH. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0098"> A WASHINGTON + SURPRISE PARTY. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0099"> THE DIFFERENCE + IN CLOTHES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0100"> A TEMPERANCE + LECTURE THAT HURT. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0101"> BRAVERY OF MRS. + GARFIELD </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0102"> ILLUSTRATING + THE ASSASSINATION. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0103"> THE INFIDEL AND + HIS SILVER MINE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0104"> THE GREAT + MONOPOLIES. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0105"> ANOTHER DEAD + FAILURE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0106"> OUR BLUE-COATED + DOG POISONERS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0107"> AND HE ROSE UP + AND SPAKE. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0108"> GOT IN THE + WRONG PEW. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0109"> PALACE CATTLE + CARS. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0110"> DUCK OR NO + DINNER. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0111"> THE GUINEA PIG. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25491/25491-h/25491-h.htm#link2H_4_0112"> FAILURE OF A + SOLID INSTITUTION. </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /><a name="linkprivate" id="linkprivate"></a> <br /> + </p> + <h1> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm"> <b>Private George W. Peck </b></a> + </h1> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0007"> CHAPTER VII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0008"> CHAPTER VIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0009"> CHAPTER IX. </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0010"> CHAPTER X. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0011"> CHAPTER XI. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0012"> CHAPTER XII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0013"> CHAPTER XIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0014"> CHAPTER XIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0015"> CHAPTER XV. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0016"> CHAPTER XVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0017"> CHAPTER XVII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0018"> CHAPTER XVIII. + </a> + </p> + </td> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0019"> CHAPTER XIX. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0020"> CHAPTER XX. </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0021"> CHAPTER XXI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0022"> CHAPTER XXII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0023"> CHAPTER XXIII. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0024"> CHAPTER XXIV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0025"> CHAPTER XXV. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0026"> CHAPTER XXVI. + </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#link2HCH0027"> CHAPTER XXVII. + </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <hr /> + <p> + <br /> <br /> + </p> + <h2> + List of Illustrations + </h2> + <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto"> + <tr> + <td> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0001"> Mounting a + Horse from the Top of A Rail Fence </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0002"> On Went the + Two Night Riders </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0003"> Great Caesar's + Ghost How It Did Taste </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0004"> Never Did + Know, How I Got out of the General's Tent </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0005"> A Solemn + Funeral Oration </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0006"> You Are a + Darling Good Man </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0007"> Engineer Threw + a Lump of Coal and Hit Me </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0008"> We Went Into + the Camp That Way </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0009"> Just Promoted + to the Proud Position of Corporal </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0010"> Xcuse Me, But + What Kind of a Thing is That? </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0011"> Two Very Long + Stockings, Came over the Pulpit </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0012"> Gave a Yell + That Could Have Been Heard A Mile </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0013"> She Gave Him a + Piece of Her Mind </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0014"> I Forbid You + Touching That Mare </a> + </p> + <p class="toc"> + <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/files/25492/25492-h/25492-h.htm#linkimage-0015"> Stood There + for a Minute, Like A Horse Statute </a> + </p> + </td> + </tr> + </table> + +<pre xml:space="preserve"> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Works Of George W. 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