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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Adventures in the Rifle Brigade, in the
+Peninsula, France, and the Netherlands, by Captain J. Kincaid
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+
+
+Title: Adventures in the Rifle Brigade, in the Peninsula, France, and the Netherlands
+ from 1809 to 1815
+
+Author: Captain J. Kincaid
+
+Release Date: May 29, 2009 [EBook #28981]
+
+Language: English
+
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK RIFLE BRIGADE ***
+
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+Produced by StevenGibbs, Christine P. Travers and the
+Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
+
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+
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+
+[Transcriber's note: Obvious printer's errors have been corrected.
+Hyphenation and accentuation have been standardised, all
+other inconsistencies are as in the original. The author's spelling
+has been maintained.
+
+There is no Chapter IV in this book.
+
+The errata changes have been included in the file.]
+
+
+
+
+ADVENTURES
+
+IN THE
+
+RIFLE BRIGADE,
+
+IN THE
+
+PENINSULA,
+
+FRANCE, AND THE NETHERLANDS,
+
+FROM 1809 TO 1815.
+
+
+BY CAPTAIN J. KINCAID.
+
+
+LONDON:
+
+T. AND W. BOONE, STRAND.
+
+MDCCCXXX.
+
+
+
+
+TO
+
+MAJOR-GEN. SIR ANDREW BARNARD,
+
+K. C. B.
+
+COLONEL OF THE FIRST BATTALION RIFLE BRIGADE,
+
+AND ITS LEADER
+
+DURING A LONG AND BRILLIANT PERIOD
+
+OF ITS HISTORY,
+
+THIS VOLUME IS RESPECTFULLY INSCRIBED
+
+BY HIS VERY OBEDIENT
+
+AND VERY OBLIGED HUMBLE SERVANT,
+
+J. KINCAID.
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENT.
+
+
+In tracing the following scenes, I have chiefly drawn on the
+reminiscences of my military life, and endeavoured faithfully to
+convey to the mind of the reader the impression which they made on my
+own at the time of their occurrence. Should any errors, as to dates or
+trifling circumstances, have inadvertently crept into my narrative, I
+hope they will be ascribed to want of memory, rather than to any
+wilful intention to mislead. I am aware, that some objections may be
+taken to my style; for
+
+ "Rude am I in my speech,
+ And little bless'd with the set phrase of peace:
+ For, since these arms of mine had seven years' pith,
+ Till now, some nine moons wasted, they have us'd
+ Their dearest action in the tented field:
+ And little of this world can I speak,
+ More than pertains to feats of broil and battle;
+ And therefore little shall I grace my cause
+ In speaking for myself; yet, by your gracious patience,
+ I will a round unvarnished tale deliver,"
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ Page
+ CHAPTER I. 1
+
+Joined the Rifles. Walcheren Expedition. A young Soldier. A Marine
+View. Campaign in South Beeveland. Retreat to Scotland.
+
+
+ CHAP. II. 4
+
+Rejoin the Regiment. Embark for the Peninsula. Arrival in the Tagus.
+The City of Lisbon, with its Contents. Sail for Figuera. Landing
+extraordinary. Billet ditto. The City of Coimbra. A hard Case. A cold
+Case, in which a favourite Scotch Dance is introduced. Climate. The
+Duke of Wellington.
+
+
+ CHAP. III. 15
+
+Other People, Myself, and my Regiment. Retreat to the Lines of Torres
+Vedras. Leave Coimbra, followed by a select group of Natives. Ford the
+Streets of Condacia in good spirits. A Provost-Marshal and his
+favourites. A fall. Convent of Batalha. Turned out of Allenquer.
+Passed through Sobral. Turned into Arruda. Quartering of the Light
+Division, and their Quarters at Arruda. Burial of an only Child. Lines
+of Torres Vedras. Difference of opinion between Massena and Myself.
+Military Customs.
+
+
+ CHAP. V. 38
+
+Campaign of 1811 opens. Massena's Retreat. Wretched Condition of the
+Inhabitants on the Line of March. Affairs with the Enemy, near Pombal.
+Description of a Bivouac. Action near Redinha. Destruction of Condacia
+and Action near it. Burning of the Village of Illama, and Misery of
+its Inhabitants. Action at Foz D'Aronce. Confidential Servants with
+Donkey-Assistants.
+
+
+ CHAP. VI. 61
+
+Passage of the Mondego. Swearing to a large Amount. Two Prisoners,
+with their Two Views. Two Nuns, Two Pieces of Dough, and Two Kisses. A
+Halt. Affair near Frexedas. Arrival near Guarda. Murder. A stray
+Sentry. Battle of Sabugal. Spanish and Portuguese Frontiers. Blockade
+of Almeida. Battle-like. Current Value of Lord Wellington's Nose.
+Battle of Fuentes D'Onor. The Day after the Battle. A grave Remark.
+The _Padre's_ House. Retreat of the Enemy.
+
+
+ CHAP. VII. 83
+
+March to Estremadura. At Soito, growing Accommodations for Man and
+Beast. British Taste displayed by Portuguese Wolves. False Alarm.
+Luxuries of Roquingo Camp. A Chaplain of the Forces. Return towards
+the North. Quarters near Castello de Vide. Blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo.
+Village of Atalya; Fleas abundant; Food scarce. Advance of the French
+Army. Affairs near Guinaldo. Our Minister administered to. An
+unexpected Visit from our General and his Followers. End of the
+Campaign of 1811. Winter Quarters.
+
+
+ CHAP. VIII. 100
+
+Siege of Ciudad Rodrigo. The Garrison of an Outwork relieved. Spending
+an Evening abroad. A Musical Study. An Addition to Soup. A short Cut.
+Storming of the Town. A sweeping Clause. Advantages of leading a
+Storming Party. Looking for a Customer. Disadvantages of being a
+stormed Party. Confusion of all Parties. A waking Dream. Death of
+General Crawford. Accident. Deaths.
+
+
+ CHAP. IX. 121
+
+March to Estremadura. A Deserter shot. Riding for an Appetite. Effect
+the Cure of a Sick Lady. Siege of Badajos. Trench-Work. Varieties
+during the Siege. Taste of the Times. Storming of the Town. Its Fall.
+Officers of a French Battalion. Not shot by Accident. Military
+Shopkeepers. Lost Legs and cold Hearts. Affecting Anecdote. My
+Servant. A Consignment to Satan. March again for the North. Sir Sidney
+Beckwith.
+
+
+ CHAP. X. 143
+
+A Farewell Address to Portalegré. History of a Night in Castello
+Branco. Regimental Colours lost, with Directions where to find them.
+Cases in which a Victory is sometimes won by those who lost it.
+Advance to Salamanca. The City. The British Position on St.
+Christoval. Affair in Position. Marmont's Change of Position and
+Retreat. A Case of Bad Luck. Advance to Rueda, and Customs there.
+Retire to Castrejon. Affairs on the 18th and 19th of July. Battle of
+Salamanca, and Defeat of the Enemy.
+
+
+ CHAP. XI. 165
+
+Distinguished Characters. A Charge of Dragoons. A Charge against the
+Nature of Things. Olmeda and the French General, Ferez. Advance
+towards Madrid. Adventures of my Dinner. The Town of Segovia. El
+Palacio del Rio Frio. The Escurial. Enter Madrid. Rejoicings. Nearly
+happy. Change of a Horse. Change of Quarters. A Change confounded.
+Retire towards Salamanca. Boar-Hunt, Dinner-Hunt, and Bull-Hunt. A
+Portuguese Funeral conducted by Rifle Undertakers.
+
+
+ CHAP. XII. 183
+
+Reach Salamanca. Retreat from it. Pig Hunting, an Enemy to
+Sleep-Hunting. Putting one's Foot in it. Affair on the 17th of
+November. Bad Legs sometimes last longer than good ones. A Wet Birth.
+Prospectus of a Day's Work. A lost _déjûné_ better than a found one.
+Advantages not taken. A disagreeable Amusement, End of the Campaign of
+1812. Winter Quarters. Orders and Disorders treated. Farewell Opinion
+of Ancient Allies. My House.
+
+
+ CHAP. XIII. 200
+
+A Review. Assembly of the Army. March to Salamanca. To Aldea Nueva. To
+Toro. An Affair of the Hussar Brigade. To Palencia. To the
+Neighbourhood of Burgos. To the Banks of the Ebro. Fruitful sleeping
+place. To Medina. A Dance before it was due. Smell the Foe. Affair at
+St. Milan. A Physical River.
+
+
+ CHAP. XIV. 213
+
+Battle of Vittoria. Defeat of the Enemy. Confusion among their
+Followers. Plunder. Colonel Cameron. Pursuit, and the Capture of their
+Last Gun. Arrive near Pampeluna. At Villalba. An Irish method of
+making a useless Bed useful.
+
+
+ CHAP. XV. 231
+
+March to intercept Clausel. Tafalla. Olite. The dark End of a Night
+March to Casada. Clausel's Escape. Sanguessa. My Tent struck. Return
+to Villalba. Weighty Considerations on Females. St. Esteban. A Severe
+Dance. Position at Bera. Soult's Advance, and Battle of the Pyrenees.
+His Defeat and subsequent Actions. A Morning's Ride.
+
+
+ CHAP. XVI. 246
+
+An Anniversary Dinner. Affair with the Enemy, and Fall of St.
+Sebastian. A Building Speculation. A Fighting one, storming the
+Heights of Bera. A Picture of France from the Pyrenees. Returns after
+an Action. Sold by my Pay-Serjeant. A Recruit born at his Post.
+Between Two Fires, a Sea and a Land one. Position of La Rhune. My
+Picture taken in a Storm. Refreshing Invention for wintry Weather.
+
+
+ CHAP. XVII. 263
+
+Battle of the Nivelle, and Defeat of the Enemy. A Bird of Evil Omen.
+Chateau D'Arcangues. Prudence. An Enemy's Gratitude. Passage of the
+Nive, and Battles near Bayonne, from 9th to 13th December.
+
+
+ CHAP. XVIII. 280
+
+Change of Quarters. Change of Diet. Suttlers. Our new Quarter. A
+long-going Horse gone. New Clothing. Adam's lineal Descendants. St.
+Palais. Action at Tarbes. Faubourg of Toulouse. The green Man. Passage
+of the Garonne. Battle of Toulouse. Peace. Castle Sarrazin. A Tender
+Point.
+
+
+ CHAP. XIX. 301
+
+Commencement of the War of 1815. Embark for Rotterdam. Ship's Stock.
+Ship struck. A Pilot, a Smuggler, and a Lawyer. A Boat without Stock.
+Join the Regiment at Brussels.
+
+
+ CHAP. XX. 307
+
+Relative Situation of the Troops. March from Brussels. The Prince and
+the Beggar. Battle of Quatre-Bras.
+
+
+ CHAP. XXI. 327
+
+Battle of Waterloo, 18th June, 1815. "A Horse! a Horse!" Breakfast.
+Position. Disposition. Meeting of _particular_ Friends. Dish of Powder
+and Ball. Fricassee of Swords. End of First Course. Pounding. Brewing.
+Peppering. Cutting and Maiming. Fury. Tantalizing. Charging. Cheering.
+Chasing. Opinionizing. Anecdotes. The End.
+
+
+
+
+ADVENTURES IN THE RIFLE BRIGADE.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+ Joined the Rifles. Walcheren Expedition. A young Soldier. A
+ Marine View. Campaign in South Beeveland. Retreat to Scotland.
+
+
+I joined the second battalion rifle brigade, (then the ninety-fifth,)
+at Hythe-Barracks, in the spring of 1809, and, in a month after, we
+proceeded to form a part of the expedition to Holland, under the Earl
+of Chatham.
+
+With the usual Quixotic feelings of a youngster, I remember how very
+desirous I was, on the march to Deal, to impress the minds of the
+natives with a suitable notion of the magnitude of my importance, by
+carrying a donkey-load of pistols in my belt, and screwing my
+naturally placid countenance up to a pitch of ferocity beyond what it
+was calculated to bear.
+
+We embarked in the Downs, on board the Hussar frigate, and afterwards
+removed to the Namur, a seventy-four, in which we were conveyed to our
+destination.
+
+I had never before been in a ship of war, and it appeared to me, the
+first night, as if the sailors and marines did not pull well together,
+excepting by the ears; for my hammock was slung over the descent into
+the cockpit, and I had scarcely turned-in when an officer of marines
+came and abused his sentry for not seeing the lights out below,
+according to orders. The sentry proceeded to explain, that the
+_middies_ would not put them out for him, when the naked shoulders and
+the head of one of them, illuminated with a red nightcap, made its
+appearance above the hatchway, and began to take a lively share in
+the argument. The marine officer, looking down, with some
+astonishment, demanded, "d--n you, sir, who are you?" to which the
+head and shoulders immediately rejoined, "and d--n and b--t you, sir,
+who are you?"
+
+We landed on the island of South Beeveland, where we remained about
+three weeks, playing at soldiers, smoking _mynheer's_ long clay pipes,
+and drinking his _vrow's_ butter-milk, for which I paid liberally with
+my precious blood to their infernal musquitos; not to mention that I
+had all the extra valour shaken out of me by a horrible ague, which
+commenced a campaign on my carcass, and compelled me to retire upon
+Scotland, for the aid of my native air, by virtue of which it was
+ultimately routed.
+
+I shall not carry my first chapter beyond my first campaign, as I am
+anxious that my reader should not expend more than his first breath
+upon an event which cost too many their last.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. II.
+
+ Rejoin the Regiment. Embark for the Peninsula. Arrival in the
+ Tagus. The City of Lisbon, with its Contents. Sail for Figuera.
+ Landing extraordinary. Billet ditto. The City of Coimbra. A hard
+ Case. A cold Case, in which a favourite Scotch Dance is
+ introduced. Climate. The Duke of Wellington.
+
+
+I rejoined the battalion, at Hythe, in the spring of 1810, and,
+finding that the company to which I belonged had embarked, to join the
+first battalion in the Peninsula, and that they were waiting at
+Spithead for a fair wind, I immediately applied, and obtained
+permission, to join them.
+
+We were about the usual time at sea, and indulged in the usual
+amusements, beginning with keeping journals, in which I succeeded in
+inserting two remarks on the state of the weather, when I found my
+inclination for book-making superseded by the more disagreeable study
+of appearing eminently happy under an irresistible inclination towards
+sea-sickness. We anchored in the Tagus in September;--no thanks to the
+ship, for she was a leaky one, and wishing foul winds to the skipper,
+for he was a bad one.
+
+To look at Lisbon from the Tagus, there are few cities in the universe
+that can promise so much, and none, I hope, that can keep it so badly.
+
+I only got on shore one day, for a few hours, and, as I never again
+had an opportunity of correcting the impression, I have no objection
+to its being considered an uncharitable one; but I wandered for a time
+amid the abominations of its streets and squares, in the vain hope
+that I had got involved among a congregation of stables and outhouses;
+but when I was, at length, compelled to admit it as the miserable
+apology for the fair city that I had seen from the harbour, I began to
+contemplate, with astonishment, and no little amusement, the very
+appropriate appearance of its inhabitants.
+
+The church, I concluded, had, on that occasion, indulged her numerous
+offspring with a holiday, for they occupied a much larger portion of
+the streets than all the world besides. Some of them were languidly
+strolling about, and looking the sworn foes of time, while others
+crowded the doors of the different coffee-houses; the fat
+jolly-looking friars cooling themselves with lemonade, and the lean
+mustard-pot-faced ones sipping coffee out of thimble-sized cups, with
+as much caution as if it had been physic.
+
+The next class that attracted my attention was the numerous collection
+of well-starved dogs, who were indulging in all the luxury of extreme
+poverty on the endless dung-heaps.
+
+There, too, sat the industrious citizen, basking in the sunshine of
+his shop-door, and gathering in the flock which is so bountifully
+reared on his withered tribe of children. There strutted the spruce
+cavalier, with his upper-man furnished at the expense of his lower,
+and looking ridiculously imposing: and there--but sacred be their
+daughters, for the sake of _one_, who shed a lustre over her squalid
+sisterhood, sufficiently brilliant to redeem their whole nation from
+the odious sin of ugliness. I was looking for an official person,
+living somewhere near the Convent D'Estrella, and was endeavouring to
+express my wishes to a boy, when I heard a female voice, in broken
+English, from a balcony above, giving the information I desired. I
+looked up, and saw a young girl, dressed in white, who was loveliness
+itself! In the few words which passed between us, of lively
+unconstrained civility on her part, and pure confounded gratitude on
+mine, she seemed so perfectly after my own heart, that she lit a torch
+in it which burnt for two years and a half.
+
+It must not detract from her merits that she was almost the only one
+that I saw during that period in which it was my fate to tread war's
+roughest, rudest path,--daily staring his grim majesty out of
+countenance, and nightly slumbering on the cold earth, or in the
+tenantless mansion, for I felt as if she would have been the chosen
+companion of my waking dreams in _rosier_ walks, as I never recalled
+the fair vision to my aid, even in the worst of times, that it did not
+act upon my drooping spirits like a glass of brandy.
+
+It pleased the great disposer of naval events to remove us to another
+and a better ship, and to send us off for Figuera, next day, with a
+foul wind.
+
+Sailing at the rate of one mile in two hours, we reached Figuera's Bay
+at the end of eight days, and were welcomed by about a hundred hideous
+looking Portuguese women, whose joy was so excessive that they waded
+up to their arm-pits through a heavy surf, and insisted on carrying us
+on shore on their backs! I never clearly ascertained whether they had
+been actuated by the purity of love or gold.
+
+Our men were lodged for the night in a large barn, and the officers
+billetted in town. Mine chanced to be on the house of a mad-woman,
+whose extraordinary appearance I never shall forget. Her petticoats
+scarcely reached to the knee, and all above the lower part of the
+bosom was bare; and though she looked not more than middle aged, her
+skin seemed as if it had been regularly prepared to receive the
+impression of her last will and testament; her head was defended by a
+chevaux-de-frise of black wiry hair, which pointed fiercely in every
+direction, while her eyes looked like two burnt holes in a blanket. I
+had no sooner opened the door than she stuck her arms a-kimbo, and,
+opening a mouth, which stretched from ear to ear, she began
+vociferating "_bravo, bravissimo_!"
+
+Being a stranger alike to the appearance and the manners of the
+natives, I thought it possible that the former might have been nothing
+out of the common run, and concluding that she was overjoyed at seeing
+her country reinforced, at that perilous moment, by a fellow upwards
+of six feet high, and thinking it necessary to sympathize in some
+degree in her patriotic feelings, I began to "_bravo_" too; but as her
+second shout ascended ten degrees, and kept increasing in that ratio,
+until it amounted to absolute frenzy, I faced to the right-about, and,
+before our _tête-à-tête_ had lasted the brief space of three-quarters
+of a minute, I disappeared with all possible haste, her terrific yells
+vibrating in my astonished ears long after I had turned the corner of
+the street; nor did I feel perfectly at ease until I found myself
+stretched on a bundle of straw in a corner of the barn occupied by the
+men.
+
+We proceeded, next morning, to join the army; and, as our route lay
+through the city of Coimbra, we came to the magnanimous resolution of
+providing ourselves with all manner of comforts and equipments for the
+campaign on our arrival there; but, when we entered it, at the end of
+the second day, our disappointment was quite eclipsed by astonishment
+at finding ourselves the only living things in a city, which ought to
+have been furnished with twenty thousand souls.
+
+Lord Wellington was then in the course of his retreat from the
+frontiers of Spain to the lines of Torres Vedras, and had compelled
+the inhabitants on the line of march to abandon their homes, and to
+destroy or carry away every thing that could be of service to the
+enemy. It was a measure that ultimately saved their country, though
+ruinous and distressing to those concerned, and on no class of
+individuals did it bear harder, for the moment, than our own little
+detachment, a company of rosy-cheeked, chubbed youths, who, after
+three months feeding on ship's dumplings, were thus thrust, at a
+moment of extreme activity, in the face of an advancing foe, supported
+by a pound of raw beef, drawn every day fresh from the bullock, and a
+mouldy biscuit.
+
+The difficulties we encountered were nothing out of the usual course
+of old campaigners; but, untrained and unprovided as I was, I still
+looked back upon the twelve or fourteen days following the battle of
+Busaco as the most trying I have ever experienced, for we were on our
+legs from daylight until dark, in daily contact with the enemy; and,
+to satisfy the stomach of an ostrich, I had, as already stated, only a
+pound of beef, a pound of biscuit, and one glass of rum. A
+brother-officer was kind enough to strap my boat-cloak and portmanteau
+on the mule carrying his heavy baggage, which, on account of the
+proximity of the foe, was never permitted to be within a day's march
+of us, so that, in addition to my simple uniform, my only covering
+every night was the canopy of heaven, from whence the dews descended
+so refreshingly, that I generally awoke, at the end of an hour,
+chilled, and wet to the skin; and I could only purchase an equal
+length of additional repose by jumping up and running about, until I
+acquired a sleeping quantity of warmth. Nothing in life can be more
+ridiculous than seeing a lean, lank fellow start from a profound
+sleep, at midnight, and begin lashing away at the highland fling, as
+if St. Andrew himself had been playing the bagpipes; but it was a
+measure that I very often had recourse to, as the cleverest method of
+producing heat. In short, though the prudent general may preach the
+propriety of light baggage in the enemy's presence, I will ever
+maintain that there is marvellous small personal comfort in travelling
+so fast and so lightly as I did.
+
+The Portuguese farmers will tell you that the beauty of their climate
+consists in their crops receiving from the nightly dews the refreshing
+influence of a summer's shower, and that they ripen in the daily sun.
+But _they_ are a sordid set of rascals! Whereas _I_ speak with the
+enlightened views of a man of war, and say, that it is poor
+consolation to me, after having been deprived of my needful repose,
+and kept all night in a fever, dancing wet and cold, to be told that I
+shall be warm enough in the morning? it is like frying a person after
+he has been boiled; and I insisted upon it, that if their sun had been
+milder and their dews lighter that I should have found it much more
+pleasant.
+
+
+
+
+THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON.
+
+From the moment that I joined the army, so intense was my desire to
+get a look at this illustrious chief, that I never should have
+forgiven the Frenchman that had killed me before I effected it. My
+curiosity did not remain long ungratified; for, as our post was next
+the enemy, I found, when anything was to be done, that it was his
+also. He was just such a man as I had figured in my mind's eye, and I
+thought that the stranger would betray a grievous want of penetration
+who could not select the Duke of Wellington from amid five hundred in
+the same uniform.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. III.
+
+ Other People, Myself, and my Regiment. Retreat to the Lines of
+ Torres Vedras. Leave Coimbra, followed by a select group of
+ Natives. Ford the Streets of Condacia in good spirit. A
+ Provost-Marshal and his favourites. A fall. Convent of Batalha.
+ Turned out of Allenquer. Passed through Sobral. Turned into
+ Arruda. Quartering of the Light Division, and their Quarters at
+ Arruda. Burial of an only Child. Lines of Torres Vedras.
+ Difference of opinion between Massena and Myself. Military
+ Customs.
+
+
+Having now brought myself regularly into the field, under the renowned
+Wellington, should this narrative, by any accident, fall into the
+hands of others who served there, and who may be unreasonable enough
+to expect their names to be mentioned in it, let me tell them that
+they are most confoundedly mistaken! Every man may write a book for
+himself, if he likes, but _this_ is mine; and, as I borrow no man's
+story, neither will I give any man a particle of credit for his deeds,
+as I have got so little for my own that I have none to spare. Neither
+will I mention any regiment but my own, if I can possibly avoid it,
+for there is none other that I like so much, and none else so much
+deserves it; for we were the light regiment of the Light Division, and
+fired the first and last shot in almost every battle, siege, and
+skirmish, in which the army was engaged during the war.
+
+In stating the foregoing resolution, however, with regard to
+regiments, I beg to be understood as identifying our old and gallant
+associates, the forty-third and fifty-second, as a part of ourselves,
+for they bore their share in every thing, and I love them as I hope to
+do my better half, (when I come to be divided,) wherever _we_ were,
+_they_ were; and although the nature of our arm generally gave us more
+employment in the way of skirmishing, yet, whenever it came to a
+pinch, independent of a suitable mixture of them among us, we had
+only to look behind to see a line, in which we might place a degree of
+confidence, almost equal to our hopes in heaven; nor were we ever
+disappointed. There never was a corps of riflemen in the hands of such
+supporters!
+
+October 1st, 1810.--We stood to our arms at day light this morning, on
+a hill in front of Coimbra; and, as the enemy soon after came on in
+force, we retired before them through the city. The civil authorities,
+in making their own hurried escape, had totally forgotten that they
+had left a gaol full of rogues unprovided for, and who, as we were
+passing near them, made the most hideous screaming for relief. Our
+quarter-master-general very humanely took some men, who broke open the
+doors, and the whole of them were soon seen howling along the bridge
+into the wide world, in the most delightful delirium, with the French
+dragoons at their heels.
+
+We retired, the same night, through Condacia, where the commissariat
+were destroying quantities of stores that they were unable to carry
+off. They handed out shoes and shirts to any one that would take them,
+and the streets were literally running ankle deep with rum, in which
+the soldiers were dipping their cups and helping themselves as they
+marched along. The commissariat, some years afterwards, called for a
+return of the men who had received shirts and shoes on this occasion,
+with a view of making us pay for them, but we very briefly replied
+that the one half were dead, and the other half would be d----d before
+they would pay any thing.
+
+We retired this day to Leria, and, at the entrance of the city, saw an
+English and a Portuguese soldier dangling by the bough of a tree--the
+first summary example I had ever seen of martial law.
+
+A provost-marshal, on actual service, is a character of considerable
+pretensions, as he can flog at pleasure, always moves about with a
+guard of honour, and though he cannot altogether stop a man's breath
+without an order, yet, when he is ordered to hang a given number out
+of a crowd of plunderers, his _friends_ are not particularly
+designated, so that he can invite any one that he takes a fancy to, to
+follow him to the nearest tree, where he, without further ceremony,
+relieves him from the cares and troubles of this wicked world.
+
+There was only one _furnished_ shop remaining in the town at this
+time, and I went in to see what they had got to sell; but I had
+scarcely past the threshold when I heard a tremendous clatter at my
+heels, as if the opposite house had been pitched in at the door after
+me; and, on wheeling round to ascertain the cause, I found, when the
+dust cleared away, that a huge stone balcony, with iron railings,
+which had been over the door, overcharged with a collection of old
+wives looking at the troops, had tumbled down; and in spite of their
+vociferations for the aid of their patron saints, some them were
+considerably damaged.
+
+We halted one night near the Convent of Batalha, one of the finest
+buildings in Portugal. It has, I believe, been clearly established,
+that a living man in ever so bad health is better than two dead ones;
+but it appears that the latter will vary in value according to
+circumstances, for we found here, in very high preservation, the body
+of King John of Portugal, who founded the edifice in commemoration of
+some victory, God knows how long ago; and though he would have been
+reckoned a highly valuable antique, within a glass case, in an
+apothecary's hall in England, yet he was held so cheap in his own
+house, that the very finger which most probably pointed the way to the
+victory alluded to, is now in the baggage of the Rifle Brigade!
+Reader, point not _thy_ finger at me, for I am not the man.
+
+Retired on the morning of a very wet, stormy day to Allenquer, a small
+town on the top of a mountain, surrounded by still higher ones; and,
+as the enemy had not shewn themselves the evening before, we took
+possession of the houses, with a tolerable prospect of being permitted
+the unusual treat of eating a dinner under cover. But by the time
+that the pound of beef was parboiled, and while an officer of dragoons
+was in the act of reporting that he had just patrolled six leagues to
+the front, without seeing any signs of an enemy, we saw the
+indefatigable rascals, on the mountain opposite our windows, just
+beginning to wind round us, with a mixture of cavalry and infantry;
+the wind blowing so strong, that the long tail of each particular
+horse stuck as stiffly out in the face of the one behind, as if the
+whole had been strung upon a cable and dragged by the leaders. We
+turned out a few companies, and kept them in check while the division
+was getting under arms, spilt the soup as usual, and transferring the
+smoking solids to the haversack, for future mastication, we continued
+our retreat.
+
+We past through the town of Sobral, soon after dark, the same night;
+and, by the aid of some rushlights in a window, saw two apothecaries,
+the very counterparts of Romeo's, who were the only remnants of the
+place, and had braved the horrors of war for the sake of the
+gallipots, and in the hopes that their profession would be held
+sacred. They were both on the same side of the counter, looking each
+other point blank in the face, their sharp noses not three inches
+apart, and neither daring to utter a syllable, but both listening
+intensely to the noise outside. Whatever their courage might have been
+screwed up to before, it was evident that we were indebted for their
+presence now to their fears; and their appearance altogether was so
+ludicrous, that they excited universal shouts of laughter as they came
+within view of the successive divisions.
+
+Our long retreat ended at midnight, on our arrival at the handsome
+little town of Arruda, which was destined to be the piquet post of our
+division, in front of the fortified lines. The quartering of our
+division, whether by night or by day, was an affair of about five
+minutes. The quarter-master-general preceded the troops, accompanied
+by the brigade-majors and the quarter-masters of regiments; and after
+marking off certain houses for his general and staff, he split the
+remainder of the town between the majors of brigades: they in their
+turn provided for their generals and staff, and then made a wholesale
+division of streets among the quarter-masters of regiments, who, after
+providing for their commanding officers and staff, retailed the
+remaining houses, in equal proportions, among the companies; so that,
+by the time that the regiment arrived, there was nothing to be done
+beyond the quarter-master's simply telling each captain, "here's a
+certain number of houses for you."
+
+Like all other places on the line of march, we found Arruda totally
+deserted, and its inhabitants had fled in such a hurry, that the keys
+of their house doors were the only things they carried away; so that
+when we got admission, through our usual key,[1] we were not a little
+gratified to find that the houses were not only regularly furnished,
+but most of them had some food in the larder, and a plentiful supply
+of good wines in the cellar; and, in short, that they only required a
+few lodgers capable of appreciating the good things which the gods had
+provided; and the deuce is in it if we were not the very folks who
+could!
+
+ [Footnote 1: Transmitting a rifle-ball through the key-hole:
+ it opens every lock.]
+
+Unfortunately for ourselves, and still more so for the proprietors, we
+never dreamt of the possibility of our being able to keep possession
+of the town, as we thought it a matter of course that the enemy would
+attack our lines; and, as this was only an outpost, that it must fall
+into their hands; so that, in conformity with the system upon which we
+had all along been retreating, we destroyed every thing that we could
+not use ourselves, to prevent their benefiting by it. But, when we
+continued to hold the post beyond the expected period, our
+indiscretion was visited on our own heads, as we had destroyed in a
+day what would have made us luxurious for months. We were in hopes
+that, afterwards, the enemy would have forced the post, if only for an
+hour, that we might have saddled them with the mischief; but, as they
+never even made the attempt, it left it in the power of ill-natured
+people to say, that we had plundered one of our own towns. This was
+the only instance during the war in which the light division had
+reason to blush for their conduct, and even in that we had the law
+martial on our side, whatever gospel law might have said against it.
+
+The day after our arrival, Mr. Simmons and myself had the curiosity to
+look into the church, which was in nowise injured, and was fitted up
+in a style of magnificence becoming such a town. The body of a poor
+old woman was there, lying dead before the altar. It seemed as if she
+had been too infirm to join in the general flight, and had just
+dragged herself to that spot by a last effort of nature, and expired.
+We immediately determined, that as her's was the only body that we had
+found in the town, either alive or dead, that she should have more
+glory in the grave than she appeared to have enjoyed on this side of
+it; and, with our united exertions, we succeeded in raising a marble
+slab, which surmounted a monumental vault, and was beautifully
+embellished with armorial blazonry, and, depositing the body inside,
+we replaced it again carefully. If the personage to whom it belonged
+happened to have a tenant of his own for it soon afterwards, he must
+have been rather astonished at the manner in which the apartment was
+occupied.
+
+Those who wish a description of the lines of Torres Vedras, must read
+_Napier_, or some one else who knows all about them; for my part, I
+know nothing, excepting that I was told that one end of them rested on
+the Tagus, and the other somewhere on the sea; and I saw, with my own
+eyes, a variety of redoubts and field-works on the various hills which
+stand between. This, however, I do know, that we have since kicked the
+French out of more formidable looking and stronger places; and, with
+all due deference be it spoken, I think that the Prince of Essling
+ought to have tried his luck against them, as he could only have been
+beaten by fighting, as he afterwards was without it! And if he thinks
+that he would have lost as many men by trying, as he did by not
+trying, he must allow me to differ in opinion with him!!!
+
+In very warm or very wet weather it was customary to put us under
+cover in the town during the day, but we were always moved back to our
+bivouac, on the heights, during the night; and it was rather amusing
+to observe the different notions of individual comfort, in the
+selection of furniture, which officers transferred from their _town
+house_ to their _no house_ on the heights. A sofa, or a mattress, one
+would have thought most likely to be put in requisition; but it was
+not unusual to see a full-length looking-glass preferred to either.
+
+The post of the company to which I belonged, on the heights, was near
+a redoubt, immediately behind Arruda; there was a cattle-shed near it,
+which we cleaned out, and used as a sort of quarter. On turning out
+from breakfast one morning, we found that the butcher had been about
+to offer up the usual sacrifice of a bullock to the wants of the day;
+but it had broken loose, and, in trying to regain his victim, had
+caught it by the tail, which he twisted round his hand; and, when we
+made our appearance, they were performing a variety of evolutions at a
+gallop, to the great amusement of the soldiers; until an unlucky turn
+brought them down upon our house, which had been excavated out of the
+face of the hill, on which the upper part of the roof rested, and _in_
+they went, heels over head, butcher, bullock, tail and all, bearing
+down the whole fabric with a tremendous crash.
+
+N.B. It was very fortunate that we happened to be outside; and very
+unfortunate, as we were now obliged to remain out.
+
+We certainly lived in _clover_ while we remained here; every thing we
+saw was our own, seeing no one there who had a more legitimate claim;
+and every field was a vineyard. Ultimately it was considered too much
+trouble to pluck the grapes, as there were a number of poor native
+thieves in the habit of coming from the rear, every day, to steal
+some, so that a soldier had nothing to do but to watch one until he
+was marching off with his basket full, when he would very deliberately
+place his back against that of the Portuguese, and relieve him of his
+load, without wasting any words about the bargain. The poor wretch
+would follow the soldier to the camp, in the hope of having his basket
+returned, as it generally was, when emptied.
+
+Massena conceiving any attack upon our lines to be hopeless, as his
+troops were rapidly mouldering away with sickness and want, at length
+began to withdraw them nearer to the source of his supplies.
+
+He abandoned his position, opposite to us, on the night of the 9th of
+November, leaving some stuffed-straw gentlemen occupying their usual
+posts. Some of them were cavalry, some infantry, and they seemed such
+respectable representatives of their spectral predecessors, that, in
+the haze of the following morning, we thought that they had been
+joined by some well-fed ones from the rear; and it was late in the day
+before we discovered the mistake and advanced in pursuit. In passing
+by the edge of a mill-pond, after dark, our adjutant and his horse
+tumbled in, and, as the latter had no tail to hold on by, they were
+both very nearly drowned.
+
+It was late ere we halted for the night, on the side of the road, near
+to Allenquer, and I got under cover in a small house, which looked as
+if it had been honoured as the head-quarters of the tailor-general of
+the French army, for the floor was strewed with variegated threads,
+various complexioned buttons, with particles and remnants of
+_cabbage_; and, if it could not boast of the flesh and fowl of Noah's
+ark, there was an abundance of the creeping things which it were to be
+wished that that commander had not left behind. We marched before
+daylight next morning, leaving a _rousing_ fire in the chimney, which
+shortly became too small to hold it; for we had not proceeded far
+before we perceived that the well-dried thatched roof had joined in
+the general blaze, a circumstance which caused us no little
+uneasiness, for our general, the late Major-general Robert Crawford,
+had brought us up in the fear of our master; and, as he was a sort of
+person who would not see a fire, of that kind, in the same _light_
+that we did, I was by no means satisfied that my commission lay snug
+in my pocket, until we had fairly marched it out of sight, and in
+which we were aided not a little by a slight fire of another kind,
+which he was required to watch with the advanced guard.
+
+On our arrival at Vallé, on the 12th of Nov. we found the enemy behind
+the Rio Maior, occupying the heights of Santarem, and exchanged some
+shots with their advanced posts. In the course of the night we
+experienced one of those tremendous thunderstorms which used to
+precede the Wellington victories, and which induced us to expect a
+general action on the following day. I had disposed myself to sleep in
+a beautiful green hollow way, and, before I had time even to dream of
+the effects of their heavy rains, I found myself floating most
+majestically towards the river, in a fair way of becoming food for
+the fishes. I ever after gave those inviting-looking spots a wide
+birth, as I found that they were regular watercourses.
+
+Next morning our division crossed the river, and commenced a false
+attack on the enemy's left, with a view of making them show their
+force; and it was to have been turned into a real attack, if their
+position was found to be occupied by a rear guard only; but, after
+keeping up a smart skirmishing-fire the greater part of the day, Lord
+Wellington was satisfied that their whole army was present, we were
+consequently withdrawn.
+
+This affair terminated the campaign of 1810. Our division took
+possession of the village of Vallé and its adjacents, and the rest of
+the army was placed in cantonments, under whatever cover the
+neighbouring country afforded.
+
+Our battalion was stationed in some empty farm-houses, near the end of
+the bridge of Santarem, which was nearly half a mile long; and our
+sentries and those of the enemy were within pistol-shot of each other
+on the bridge.
+
+I do not mean to insinuate that a country is never so much at peace as
+when at open war; but I do say that a soldier can no where sleep so
+soundly, nor is he any where so secure from surprise, as when within
+musket-shot of his enemy.
+
+We lay four months in this situation, divided only by a rivulet,
+without once exchanging shots. Every evening, at the hour
+
+ "When bucks to dinner go,
+ And cits to sup,"
+
+it was our practice to dress for sleep: we saddled our horses, buckled
+on our armour, and lay down, with the bare floor for a bed and a stone
+for a pillow, ready for any thing, and reckless of every thing but the
+honour of our corps and country; for I will say (to save the expense
+of a trumpeter) that a more devoted set of fellows were never
+associated.
+
+We stood to our arms every morning at an hour before daybreak, and
+remained there until a _grey horse_ could be seen a mile off, (which
+is the military criterion by which daylight is acknowledged, and the
+hour of surprise past,) when we proceeded to unharness, and to indulge
+in such _luxuries_ as our toilet and our table afforded.
+
+The Maior, as far as the bridge of Vallé, was navigable for the small
+craft from Lisbon, so that our table, while we remained there, cut as
+respectable a figure, as regular supplies of rice, salt fish, and
+potatoes could make it; not to mention that our pig-skin was, at all
+times, at least three parts full of a common red wine, which used to
+be dignified by the name of _black-strap_. We had the utmost
+difficulty, however, in keeping up appearances in the way of dress.
+The jacket, in spite of shreds and patches, always maintained
+something of the original about it; but woe befel the regimental
+small-clothes, and they could only be replaced by very extraordinary
+apologies, of which I remember that I had two pair at this period,
+_one_ of a common brown Portuguese cloth, and the _other_, or
+Sunday's pair, of black velvet. We had no women with the regiment; and
+the ceremony of washing a shirt amounted to my servant's taking it by
+the collar, and giving it a couple of shakes in the water, and then
+hanging it up to dry. Smoothing-irons were not the fashion of the
+times, and, if a fresh well-dressed aide-de-camp did occasionally come
+from England, we used to stare at him with about as much respect as
+Hotspur did at his "waiting gentlewoman."
+
+The winter here was uncommonly mild. I am not the sort of person to
+put myself much in the way of ice, except on a warm summer's day; but
+the only inconvenience that I felt in bathing, in the middle of
+December, was the quantity of leeches that used to attach themselves
+to my personal supporters, obliging me to cut a few capers to shake
+them off, after leaving the water.
+
+Our piquet-post, at the bridge, became a regular lounge, for the
+winter, to all manner of folks.
+
+I used to be much amused at seeing our naval officers come up from
+Lisbon riding on mules, with huge ships' spy-glasses, like
+six-pounders, strapped across the backs of their saddles. Their first
+question invariably was, "Who is that fellow there," (pointing to the
+enemy's sentry, close to us,) and, on being told that he was a
+Frenchman, "Then why the devil don't you shoot him!"
+
+Repeated acts of civility passed between the French and us during this
+tacit suspension of hostilities. The greyhounds of an officer followed
+a hare, on one occasion, into their lines, and they very politely
+returned them.
+
+I was one night on piquet, at the end of the bridge, when a ball came
+from the French sentry and struck the burning billet of wood round
+which we were sitting, and they sent in a flag of truce, next morning,
+to apologize for the accident, and to say that it had been done by a
+stupid fellow of a sentry, who imagined that people were advancing
+upon him. We admitted the apology, though we knew well enough that it
+had been done by a malicious rather than a stupid fellow, from the
+situation we occupied.
+
+General Junot, one day reconnoitring, was severely wounded by a
+sentry, and Lord Wellington, knowing that they were at that time
+destitute of every thing in the shape of comfort, sent to request his
+acceptance of any thing that Lisbon afforded that could be of any
+service to him; but the French general was too much of a politician to
+admit the want of any thing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. V.
+
+ Campaign of 1811 opens. Massena's Retreat. Wretched Condition of
+ the Inhabitants on the Line of March. Affairs with the Enemy,
+ near Pombal. Description of a Bivouac. Action near Redinha.
+ Destruction of Condacia and Action near it. Burning of the
+ Village of Illama, and Misery of its Inhabitants. Action at Foz
+ D'Aronce. Confidential Servants with Donkey-Assistants.
+
+
+The campaign of 1811 commenced on the 6th of March, by the retreat of
+the enemy from Santarem.
+
+Lord Wellington seemed to be perfectly acquainted with their
+intentions, for he sent to apprize our piquets, the evening before,
+that they were going off, and to desire that they should feel for them
+occasionally during the night, and give the earliest information of
+their having started. It was not, however, until daylight that we
+were quite certain of their having gone, and our division was
+instantly put in motion after them, passing through the town of
+Santarem, around which their camp fires were still burning.
+
+Santarem is finely situated, and probably had been a handsome town. I
+had never seen it in prosperity, and it now looked like a city of the
+plague, represented by empty dogs and empty houses; and, but for the
+tolling of a convent-bell by some unseen hand, its appearance was
+altogether inhuman.
+
+We halted for the night near Pyrnes. This little town, and the few
+wretched inhabitants who had been induced to remain in it under the
+faithless promises of the French generals, shewed fearful signs of a
+late visit from a barbarous and merciless foe. Young women were lying
+in their houses brutally violated,--the streets were strewed with
+broken furniture, intermixed with the putrid carcasses of murdered
+peasants, mules, and donkeys, and every description of filth, that
+filled the air with pestilential nausea. The few starved male
+inhabitants who were stalking amid the wreck of their friends and
+property, looked like so many skeletons who had been permitted to
+leave their graves for the purpose of taking vengeance on their
+oppressors, and the mangled body of every Frenchman who was
+unfortunate or imprudent enough to stray from his column, shewed how
+religiously they performed their mission.
+
+March 8th.--We overtook their rear guard this evening, snugly put up
+for the night in a little village, the name of which I do not
+recollect, but a couple of six pounders, supported by a few of our
+rifles, induced them to extend their walk.
+
+March 9th.--While moving along the road this morning, we found a man,
+who had deserted from us a short time before, in the uniform of a
+French dragoon, with his head laid open by one of our bullets. He was
+still alive, exciting any thing but sympathy among his former
+associates. Towards the afternoon we found the enemy in force, on the
+plain in front of Pombal, where we exchanged some shots.
+
+March 11th.--They retired yesterday to the heights behind Pombal, with
+their advanced posts occupying the town and moorish castle, which our
+battalion, assisted by some Cácadores, attacked this morning, and
+drove them from with considerable loss. Dispositions were then made
+for a general attack on their position, but the other divisions of our
+army did not arrive until too late in the evening. We bivouacked for
+the night in a ploughed field, under the castle, with our sentries
+within pistol shot, while it rained in torrents.
+
+As it is possible that some of my readers might never have had the
+misfortune to experience the comforts of a bivouac, and as the one
+which I am now in, contains but a small quantity of sleep, I shall
+devote a waking hour for their edification.
+
+When a regiment arrives at its ground for the night, it is formed in
+columns of companies, at full, half, or quarter distance, according
+to the space which circumstances will permit it to occupy. The officer
+commanding each company then receives his orders; and, after
+communicating whatever may be necessary to the men, he desires them to
+"pile arms, and make themselves comfortable for the night." Now, I
+pray thee, most sanguine reader, suffer not thy fervid imagination to
+transport thee into elysian fields at the pleasing exhortation
+conveyed in the concluding part of the captain's address, but rest
+thee contentedly in the one where it is made, which in all probability
+is a ploughed one, and that, too, in a state of preparation to take a
+model of thy very beautiful person, under the melting influence of a
+shower of rain. The soldiers of each company have a hereditary claim
+to the ground next to their arms, as have their officers to a wider
+range on the same line, limited to the end of a bugle sound, if not by
+a neighbouring corps, or one that is not neighbourly, for the nearer a
+man is to his enemy, the nearer he likes to be to his friends. Suffice
+it, that each individual knows his place as well as if he had been
+born on the estate, and takes immediate possession accordingly. In a
+ploughed or a stubble field there is scarcely a choice of quarters;
+but, whenever there is a sprinkling of trees, it is always an object
+to secure a good one, as it affords shelter from the sun by day and
+the dews by night, besides being a sort of home or sign post for a
+group of officers, as denoting the best place of entertainment; for
+they hang their spare clothing and accoutrements among the branches,
+barricade themselves on each side with their saddles, canteens, and
+portmanteaus, and, with a blazing fire in their front, they indulge,
+according to their various humours, in a complete state of
+gipsyfication.
+
+There are several degrees of comfort to be reckoned in a bivouac, two
+of which will suffice.
+
+The first, and worst, is to arrive at the end of a cold wet day, too
+dark to see your ground, and too near the enemy to be permitted to
+unpack the knapsacks or to take off accoutrements; where,
+unincumbered with baggage or eatables of any kind, you have the
+consolation of knowing that things are now at their worst, and that
+any change must be for the better. You keep yourself alive for a
+while, in collecting material to feed your fire with. You take a smell
+at your empty calibash, which recalls to your remembrance the
+delicious flavour of its last drop of wine. You curse your servant for
+not having contrived to send you something or other from the baggage,
+(though you know that it was impossible). You then damn the enemy for
+being so near you, though probably, as in the present instance, it was
+you that came so near them. And, finally, you take a whiff at the end
+of a cigar, if you have one, and keep grumbling through the smoke,
+like distant thunder through a cloud, until you tumble into a most
+warlike sleep.
+
+The next, and most common one, is, when you are not required to look
+quite so sharp, and when the light baggage and provisions come in at
+the heel of the regiment. If it is early in the day, the first thing
+to be done is to make some tea, the most sovereign restorative for
+jaded spirits. We then proceed to our various duties. The officers of
+each company form a mess of themselves. One remains in camp to attend
+to the duties of the regiment; a second attends to the mess: he goes
+to the regimental butcher, and bespeaks a portion of the only
+purchaseable commodities, hearts, livers, and kidneys; and also to see
+whether he cannot _do_ the commissary out of a few extra biscuit, or a
+canteen of brandy; and the remainder are gentlemen at large for the
+day. But while they go hunting among the neighbouring regiments for
+news, and the neighbouring houses for curiosity, they have always an
+eye to their mess, and omit no opportunity of adding to the general
+stock.
+
+Dinner hour, for fear of accidents, is always the hour when dinner can
+be got ready; and the 14th section of the articles of war is always
+most rigidly attended to, by every good officer parading himself round
+the camp-kettle at the time fixed, with his haversack in his hand. A
+haversack on service is a sort of dumb waiter. The mess have a good
+many things in common, but the contents of the haversack are
+exclusively the property of its owner; and a well regulated one ought
+never to be without the following furniture, unless when the
+perishable part is consumed, in consequence of every other means of
+supply having failed, viz. a couple of biscuit, a sausage, a little
+tea and sugar, a knife, fork, and spoon, a tin cup, (which answers to
+the names of _tea-cup_, _soup-plate_, _wine-glass_, and _tumbler_,) a
+pair of socks, a piece of soap, a tooth-brush, towel, and comb, and
+half a dozen cigars.
+
+After doing justice to the dinner, if we feel in a humour for
+additional society, we transfer ourselves to some neighbouring mess,
+taking our cups, and whatever we mean to drink, along with us, for in
+those times there is nothing to be expected from our friends beyond
+the pleasure of their conversation: and, finally, we retire to rest.
+To avoid inconvenience by the tossing off of the bed-clothes, each
+officer has a blanket sewed up at the sides, like a sack, into which
+he scrambles, and, with a green sod or a smooth stone for a pillow,
+composes himself to sleep; and, under such a glorious reflecting
+canopy as the heavens, it would be a subject of mortification to an
+astronomer to see the celerity with which he tumbles into it. Habit
+gives endurance, and fatigue is the best nightcap; no matter that the
+veteran's countenance is alternately stormed with torrents of rain,
+heavy dews, and hoar-frosts; no matter that his ears are assailed by a
+million mouths of chattering locusts, and by some villanous donkey,
+who every half hour pitches a _bray_ note, which, as a congregation of
+presbyterians follow their clerk, is instantly taken up by every mule
+and donkey in the army, and sent echoing from regiment to regiment,
+over hill and valley, until it dies away in the distance; no matter
+that the scorpion is lurking beneath his pillow, the snake winding his
+slimy way by his side, and the lizard galloping over his face, wiping
+his eyes with its long cold tail.
+
+All are unheeded, until the warning voice of the brazen instrument
+sounds to arms. Strange it is, that the ear which is impervious to
+what would disturb the rest of the world besides, should alone be
+alive to one, and that, too, a sound which is likely to sooth the
+sleep of the citizens, or at most, to set them dreaming of their
+loves. But so it is: the first note of the melodious bugle places the
+soldier on his legs, like lightning; when, muttering a few curses at
+the unseasonableness of the hour, he plants himself on his alarm post,
+without knowing or caring about the cause.
+
+Such is a bivouac; and our sleep-breaker having just sounded, the
+reader will find what occurred, by reading on.
+
+March 12th.--We stood to our arms before daylight. Finding that the
+enemy had quitted the position in our front, we proceeded to follow
+them; and had not gone far before we heard the usual morning's
+salutation, of a couple of shots, between their rear and our advanced
+guard. On driving in their outposts, we found their whole army drawn
+out on the plain, near Redinha, and instantly quarrelled with them on
+a large scale.
+
+As every body has read Waverley and the Scottish Chiefs, and knows
+that one battle is just like another, inasmuch as they always conclude
+by one or both sides running away; and as it is nothing to me what
+this or t'other regiment did, nor do I care three buttons what this or
+t'other person thinks he did, I shall limit all my descriptions to
+such events as immediately concerned the important personage most
+interested in this history.
+
+Be it known then, that I was one of a crowd of skirmishers who were
+enabling the French ones to carry the news of their own defeat through
+a thick wood, at an infantry canter, when I found myself all at once
+within a few yards of one of their regiments in line, which opened
+such a fire, that had I not, rifleman like, taken instant advantage of
+the cover of a good fir tree, my name would have unquestionably been
+transmitted to posterity by that night's gazette. And, however
+opposed it may be to the usual system of drill, I will maintain, from
+that day's experience, that the cleverest method of teaching a recruit
+to stand at attention, is to place him behind a tree and fire balls at
+him; as, had our late worthy disciplinarian, Sir David Dundas,
+himself, been looking on, I think that even _he_ must have admitted
+that he never saw any one stand so fiercely upright as I did behind
+mine, while the balls were rapping into it as fast as if a fellow had
+been hammering a nail on the opposite side, not to mention the numbers
+that were whistling past, within the eighth of an inch of every part
+of my body, both before and behind, particularly in the vicinity of my
+nose, for which the upper part of the tree could barely afford
+protection.
+
+This was a last and a desperate stand made by their rear-guard, for
+their own safety, immediately above the town, as their sole chance of
+escape depended upon their being able to hold the post until the only
+bridge across the river was clear of the other fugitives. But they
+could not hold it long enough; for, while we were undergoing a
+temporary sort of purgatory in their front, our comrades went working
+round their flanks, which quickly sent them flying, with us
+intermixed, at full cry, down the streets.
+
+Whether in love or war, I have always considered that the pursuer has
+a decided advantage over the pursued. In the first, he may gain and
+cannot lose; but, in the latter, when one sees his enemy at full speed
+before him, one has such a peculiar conscious sort of feeling that he
+is on the right side, that I would not exchange places for any
+consideration.
+
+When we reached the bridge, the scene became exceedingly interesting,
+for it was choked up by the fugitives who were, as usual, impeding
+each other's progress, and we did not find that the application of our
+swords to those nearest to us tended at all towards lessening their
+disorder, for it induced about a hundred of them to rush into an
+adjoining house for shelter, but that was netting regularly out of the
+frying-pan into the fire, for the house happened to be really in
+flames, and too hot to hold them, so that the same hundred were
+quickly seen unkennelling again, half-cooked, into the very jaws of
+their consumers.
+
+John Bull, however, is not a blood-thirsty person, so that those who
+could not better themselves, had only to submit to a simple transfer
+of personal property to ensure his protection. We, consequently, made
+many prisoners at the bridge, and followed their army about a league
+beyond it, keeping up a flying fight until dark.
+
+Just as Mr. Simmons and myself had crossed the river, and were talking
+over the events of the day, not a yard asunder, there was a Portuguese
+soldier in the act of passing between us, when a cannon-ball plunged
+into his belly--his head doubled down to his feet, and he stood for a
+moment in that posture before he rolled over a lifeless lump.
+
+March 13th.--Arrived on the hill above Condacia in time to see that
+handsome little town in flames. Every species of barbarity continued
+to mark the enemy's retreating steps. They burnt every town or
+village through which they passed, and if we entered a church, which,
+by accident, had been spared, it was to see the murdered bodies of the
+peasantry on the altar.
+
+While Lord Wellington, with his staff, was on a hill a little in front
+of us, waiting the result of a flank-movement which he had directed,
+some of the enemy's sharpshooters stole, unperceived, very near to him
+and began firing, but, fortunately, without effect. We immediately
+detached a few of ours to meet them, but the others ran off on their
+approach.
+
+We lay by our arms until towards evening, when the enemy withdrew a
+short distance behind Condacia, and we closed up to them. There was a
+continued popping between the advanced posts all night.
+
+March 14th.--Finding, at daylight, that the enemy still continued to
+hold the strong ground before us, some divisions of the army were sent
+to turn their flanks, while ours attacked them in front.
+
+We drove them from one strong hold to another, over a large track of
+very difficult country, mountainous and rocky, and thickly intersected
+with stone walls, and were involved in one continued hard skirmish
+from daylight until dark. This was the most harassing day's fighting
+that I ever experienced.
+
+Daylight left the two armies looking at each other, near the village
+of Illama. The smoking roofs of the houses showed that the French had
+just quitted and, as usual, set fire to it, when the company to which
+I belonged was ordered on piquet there for the night. After posting
+our sentries, my brother-officer and myself had the curiosity to look
+into a house, and were shocked to find in it a mother and her child
+dead, and the father, with three more, living, but so much reduced by
+famine as to be unable to remove themselves from the flames. We
+carried them into the open air, and offered the old man our few
+remaining crumbs of biscuit, but he told us that he was too far gone
+to benefit by them, and begged that we would give them to his
+children. We lost no time in examining such of the other houses as
+were yet safe to enter, and rescued many more individuals from one
+horrible death, probably to reserve them for another equally so, and
+more lingering, as we had nothing to give them, and marched at
+daylight the following morning.
+
+Our post that night was one of terrific grandeur. The hills behind
+were in a blaze of light with the British camp-fires, as were those in
+our front with the French ones. Both hills were abrupt and lofty, not
+above eight hundred yards asunder, and we were in the burning village
+in the valley between. The roofs of houses every instant falling in,
+and the sparks and flames ascending to the clouds. The streets were
+strewed with the dying and the dead,--some had been murdered and some
+killed in action, which, together with the half-famished wretches whom
+we had saved from burning, contributed in making it a scene which was
+well-calculated to shake a stout heart, as was proved in the instance
+of one of our sentries, a well known "devil-may-care" sort of fellow.
+I know not what appearances the burning rafters might have reflected
+on the neighbouring trees at the time, but he had not been long on his
+post before he came running into the piquet, and swore, by all the
+saints in the calendar, that he saw six dead Frenchmen advancing upon
+him with hatchets over their shoulders!
+
+We found by the buttons on the coats of some of the fallen foe, that
+we had this day been opposed to the French ninety-fifth regiment, (the
+same number as we were then,) and I cut off several of them, which I
+preserved as trophies.
+
+March 15th.--We overtook the enemy a little before dark this
+afternoon. They were drawn up behind the Ceira, at Fez D'Aronce, with
+their rear-guard, under Marshal Ney, imprudently posted on our side of
+the river, a circumstance which Lord Wellington took immediate
+advantage of; and, by a furious attack, dislodged them, in such
+confusion, that they blew up the bridge before half of their own
+people had time to get over. Those who were thereby left behind, not
+choosing to put themselves to the pain of being shot, took to the
+river, which received them so hospitably that few of them ever quitted
+it. Their loss, on this occasion, must have been very great, and, we
+understood, at the time, that Ney had been sent to France, in
+disgrace, in consequence of it.
+
+About the middle of the action, I observed some inexperienced light
+troops rushing up a deep road-way to certain destruction, and ran to
+warn them out of it, but I only arrived in time to partake the reward
+of their indiscretion, for I was instantly struck with a musket-ball
+above the left ear, which deposited me, at full length, in the mud.
+
+I know not how long I lay insensible, but, on recovering, my first
+_feeling_ was for my head, to ascertain if any part of it was still
+standing, for it appeared to me as if nothing remained above the
+mouth; but, after repeated applications of all my fingers and thumbs
+to the doubtful parts, I, at length, proved to myself, satisfactorily,
+that it had rather increased than diminished by the concussion; and,
+jumping on my legs, and hearing, by the whistling of the balls from
+both sides, that the rascals who had got me into the scrape had been
+driven back and left me there, I snatched my cap, which had saved my
+life, and which had been spun off my head to the distance of ten or
+twelve yards, and joined them, a short distance in the rear, when one
+of them, a soldier of the sixtieth, came and told me that an officer
+of ours had been killed, a short time before, pointing to the spot
+where I myself had fallen, and that he had tried to take his jacket
+off, but that the advance of the enemy had prevented him. I told him
+that I was the one that had been killed, and that I was deucedly
+obliged to him for his _kind_ intentions, while I felt still more so
+to the enemy for their timely advance, otherwise, I have no doubt, but
+my _friend_ would have taken a fancy to my trousers also, for I found
+that he had absolutely unbuttoned my jacket.
+
+There is nothing so gratifying to frail mortality as a good dinner
+when most wanted and least expected. It was perfectly dark before the
+action finished, but, on going to take advantage of the fires which
+the enemy had evacuated, we found their soup-kettles in full
+operation, and every man's mess of biscuit lying beside them, in
+stockings, as was the French mode of carrying them; and it is needless
+to say how unceremoniously we proceeded to do the honours of the
+feast. It ever after became a saying among the soldiers, whenever they
+were on short allowance, "well, d--n my eyes, we must either fall in
+with the French or the commissary to-day, I don't care which."
+
+As our baggage was always in the rear on occasions of this kind, the
+officers of each company had a Portuguese boy, in charge of a donkey,
+on whom their little comforts depended. He carried our boat-cloaks and
+blankets, was provided with a small pig-skin for wine, a canteen for
+spirits, a small quantity of tea and sugar, a goat tied to the donkey,
+and two or three dollars in his pocket, for the purchase of bread,
+butter, or any other luxury which good fortune might throw in his way
+in the course of the day's march. We were never very scrupulous in
+exacting information regarding the source of his supplies; so that he
+had nothing to dread from our wrath, unless he had the misfortune to
+make his appearance empty-handed. They were singularly faithful and
+intelligent in making their way to us every evening, under the most
+difficult circumstances. This was the only night during Massena's
+retreat in which ours failed to find us; and, wandering the greater
+part of the night in the intricate maze of camp-fires, it appeared
+that he slept, after all, among some dragoons, within twenty yards of
+us.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. VI.
+
+ Passage of the Mondego. Swearing to a large Amount. Two
+ Prisoners, with their Two Views. Two Nuns, Two Pieces of Dough,
+ and Two Kisses. A Halt. Affair near Frexedas. Arrival near
+ Guarda. Murder. A stray Sentry. Battle of Sabugal. Spanish and
+ Portuguese Frontiers. Blockade of Almeida. Battle-like. Current
+ Value of Lord Wellington's Nose. Battle of Fuentes D'Onor. The
+ Day after the Battle. A grave Remark. The _Padre's_ House.
+ Retreat of the Enemy.
+
+
+March 17th.--Found the enemy's rear-guard behind the Mondego, at Ponte
+de Marcella, cannonaded them out of it, and then threw a temporary
+bridge across the river, and followed them until dark.
+
+The late Sir Alexander Campbell, who commanded the division next to
+ours, by a wanton excess of zeal in expecting an order to follow,
+would not permit any thing belonging to us to pass the bridge, for
+fear of impeding the march of his troops; and, as he received no order
+to march, we were thereby prevented from getting any thing whatever to
+eat for the next thirty-six hours. I know not whether the curses of
+individuals are recorded under such circumstances, but, if they are,
+the gallant general will have found the united hearty ones of four
+thousand men registered against him for that particular act.
+
+March 19th.--We, this day, captured the aide-de-camp of General
+Loison, together with his wife, who was dressed in a splendid hussar
+uniform. _He_ was a Portuguese, and a traitor, and looked very like a
+man who would be hanged. _She_ was a Spaniard, and very handsome, and
+looked very like a woman who would get married again.
+
+March 20th.--We had now been three days without any thing in the shape
+of bread, and meat without it, after a time, becomes almost
+loathsome. Hearing that we were not likely to march quite so early as
+usual this morning, I started, before daylight, to a village about two
+miles off, in the face of the Sierra D'Estrella, in the hopes of being
+able to purchase something, as it lay out of the hostile line of
+movements. On my arrival there, I found some nuns who had fled from a
+neighbouring convent, waiting outside the building of the village-oven
+for some Indian-corn-leaven, which they had carried there to be baked,
+and, when I explained my pressing wants, two of them, very kindly,
+transferred me their shares, for which I gave each a kiss and a dollar
+between. They took the former as an unusual favour; but looked at the
+latter, as much as to say, "our poverty, and not our will, consents."
+I ran off with my half-baked dough, and joined my comrades, just as
+they were getting under arms.
+
+March 21st.--We, this day, reached the town of Mello, and had so far
+outmarched our commissary that we found it necessary to wait for him;
+and, in stopping to get a sight of our friends, we lost sight of our
+foes, a circumstance which I was by no means sorry for, as it enabled
+my shoulders, once more, to rejoice under the load of a couple of
+biscuits, and made me no longer ashamed to look a cow or a sheep in
+the face, now that they were not required to furnish more than their
+regulated proportions of my daily food.
+
+March 30th.--We had no difficulty in tracing the enemy, by the wrecks
+of houses and the butchered peasantry; and overtook their rear-guard,
+this day, busy grinding corn, in some windmills, near the village of
+Frexedas. As their situation offered a fair opportunity for us to reap
+the fruits of their labours, we immediately attacked and drove them
+from it, and, after securing what we wanted, we withdrew again, across
+the valley, to the village of Alverca, where we were not without some
+reasonable expectations that they would have returned the compliment,
+as we had only a few squadrons of dragoons in addition to our
+battalion, and we had seen them withdraw a much stronger force from
+the opposite village; but, by keeping a number of our men all night
+employed in making extensive fires on the hill above, it induced them
+to think that our force was much greater than it really was; and we
+remained unmolested.
+
+The only person we had hit in this affair was our adjutant, Mr.
+Stewart, who was shot through the head from a window. He was a gallant
+soldier, and deeply lamented. We placed his body in a chest, and
+buried it in front of Colonel Beckwith's quarters.
+
+March 31st.--At daylight, this morning, we moved to our right, along
+the ridge of mountains, to Guarda: on our arrival there, we saw the
+imposing spectacle of the whole of the French army winding through the
+valley below, just out of gun-shot.
+
+On taking possession of one of the villages which they had just
+evacuated, we found the body of a well-dressed female, whom they had
+murdered by a horrible refinement in cruelty. She had been placed upon
+her back, alive, in the middle of the street, with the fragment of a
+rock upon her breast, which it required four of our men to remove.
+
+April 1st.--We overtook the enemy this afternoon, in position, behind
+the Coa, at Sabugal, with their advanced posts on our side of the
+river.
+
+I was sent on piquet for the night, and had my sentries within
+half-musket shot of theirs: it was wet, dark, and stormy when I went,
+about midnight, to visit them, and I was not a little annoyed to find
+one missing. Recollecting who he was, a steady old soldier and the
+last man in the world to desert his post, I called his name aloud,
+when his answering voice, followed by the discharge of a musket,
+reached me nearly at the same time, from the direction of one of the
+French sentries; and, after some inquiry, I found that in walking his
+lonely round, in a brown study, no doubt, he had each turn taken ten
+or twelve paces to his front, and only half that number to the rear,
+until he had gradually worked himself up to within a few yards of his
+adversary; and it would be difficult to say which of the two was most
+astonished--the one at hearing a voice, or the other a shot so near,
+but all my rhetoric, aided by the testimony of the serjeant and the
+other sentries, could not convince the fellow that he was not on the
+identical spot on which I had posted him.
+
+April 2d.--We moved this day to the right, nearer to the bridge, and
+some shots were exchanged between the piquets.
+
+
+BATTLE OF SABUGAL,
+
+April 3d, 1811.
+
+Early this morning our division moved still farther to its right, and
+our brigade led the way across a ford, which took us up to the middle;
+while the balls from the enemy's advanced posts were hissing in the
+water around us, we drove in their light troops and commenced a
+furious assault upon their main body. Thus far all was right; but a
+thick drizzling rain now came on, in consequence of which the third
+division, which was to have made a simultaneous attack to our left,
+missed their way, and a brigade of dragoons under Sir William Erskine,
+who were to have covered our right, went the Lord knows where, but
+certainly not into the fight, although they started at the same time
+that we did, and had the _music_ of our rifles to guide them; and,
+even the second brigade of our own division could not afford us any
+support, for nearly an hour, so that we were thus unconsciously left
+with about fifteen hundred men, in the very impertinent attempt to
+carry a formidable position, on which stood as many thousands.
+
+The weather, which had deprived us of the aid of our friends, favoured
+us so far as to prevent the enemy from seeing the amount of our paltry
+force; and the conduct of our gallant fellows, led on by Sir Sidney
+Beckwith, was so truly heroic, that, incredible as it may seem, we had
+the best of the fight throughout. Our first attack was met by such
+overwhelming numbers, that we were forced back and followed by three
+heavy columns, before which we retired slowly, and keeping up a
+destructive fire, to the nearest rising ground, where we re-formed and
+instantly charged their advancing masses, sending them flying at the
+point of the bayonet, and entering their position along with them,
+where we were assailed by fresh forces. Three times did the very same
+thing occur. In our third attempt we got possession of one of their
+howitzers, for which a desperate struggle was making, when we were at
+the same moment charged by infantry in front and cavalry on the right,
+and again compelled to fall back; but, fortunately, at this moment we
+were reinforced by the arrival of the second brigade, and, with their
+aid, we once more stormed their position and secured the well-earned
+howitzer, while the third division came at the same time upon their
+flank, and they were driven from the field in the greatest disorder.
+
+Lord Wellington's despatch on this occasion did ample justice to Sir
+Sidney Beckwith and his brave brigade. Never were troops more
+judiciously or more gallantly led. Never was a leader more devotedly
+followed.
+
+In the course of the action a man of the name of Knight fell dead at
+my feet, and though I heard a musket ball strike him, I could neither
+find blood nor wound.
+
+There was a little spaniel belonging to one of our officers running
+about the whole time, barking at the balls, and I saw him once
+smelling at a live shell, which exploded in his face without hurting
+him.
+
+The strife had scarcely ended among mortals, when it was taken up by
+the elements with terrific violence. The _Scotch mist_ of the morning
+had now increased to torrents, enough to cool the fever of our late
+excitement, and accompanied by thunder and lightning. As a compliment
+for our exertions in the fight, we were sent into the town, and had
+the advantage of whatever cover its dilapidated state afforded. While
+those who had not had the chance of getting broken skins, had now the
+benefit of sleeping in wet ones.
+
+On the 5th of April we entered the frontiers of Spain, and slept in a
+bed for the first time since I left the ship. Passing from the
+Portuguese to the Spanish frontier is about equal to taking one step
+from the coal-hole into the parlour, for the cottages on the former
+are reared with filth, furnished with ditto, and peopled accordingly;
+whereas, those of Spain, even within the same mile, are neatly
+whitewashed, both without and within, and the poorest of them can
+furnish a good bed, with clean linen, and the pillow-cases neatly
+adorned with pink and sky-blue ribbons, while their dear little girls
+look smiling and neat as their pillow-cases.
+
+After the action at Sabugal, the enemy retired to the neighbourhood of
+Ciudad Rodrigo, without our getting another look at them, and we took
+up the line of the Agueda and Axava rivers, for the blockade of the
+fortress of Almeida, in which they had left a garrison indifferently
+provisioned.
+
+The garrison had no means of providing for their cattle, but by
+turning them out to graze upon the glacis; and we sent a few of our
+rifles to practice against them, which very soon reduced them to salt
+provisions.
+
+Towards the end of April the French army began to assemble on the
+opposite bank of the Agueda to attempt the relief of the garrison, while
+ours began to assemble in position at Fuentes D'Onor to dispute it.
+
+Our division still continued to hold the same line of outposts, and
+had several sharp affairs between the piquets at the bridge of
+Marialva.
+
+As a general action seemed now to be inevitable, we anxiously longed
+for the return of Lord Wellington, who had been suddenly called to the
+corps of the army under Marshal Beresford, near Badajos, as we would
+rather see his long nose in the fight than a reinforcement of ten
+thousand men any day. Indeed, there was a charm not only about himself
+but all connected with him, for which no odds could compensate. The
+known abilities of Sir George Murray, the gallant bearing of the
+lamented Pakenham, of Lord Fitzroy Somerset, of the present Duke of
+Richmond, Sir Colin Campbell, with others, the flower of our young
+nobility and gentry, who, under the auspices of such a chief, seemed
+always a group attendant on victory; and I'll venture to say that
+there was not a bosom in that army that did not beat more lightly,
+when we heard the joyful news of his arrival, the day before the
+enemy's advance.
+
+He had ordered us not to dispute the passage of the river, so that
+when the French army advanced, on the morning of the 3d of May, we
+retired slowly before them, across the plains of Espeja, and drew into
+the position, where the whole army was now assembled. Our division
+took post in reserve, in the left centre. Towards evening, the enemy
+made a fierce attack on the Village of Fuentes, but were repulsed with
+loss.
+
+On the 4th, both armies looked at each other all day without
+exchanging shots.
+
+
+BATTLE OF FUENTES D'ONOR,
+
+May 5th, 1811.
+
+The day began to dawn, this fine May morning, with a rattling fire of
+musketry on the extreme right of our position, which the enemy had
+attacked, and to which point our division was rapidly moved.
+
+Our battalion was thrown into a wood, a little to the left and front
+of the division engaged, and was instantly warmly opposed to the
+French skirmishers; in the course of which I was struck with a
+musket-ball on the left breast, which made me stagger a yard or two
+backward, and, as I felt no pain, I concluded that I was dangerously
+wounded; but it turned out to be owing to my not being hurt. While our
+operations here were confined to a tame skirmish, and our view to the
+oaks with which we were mingled, we found, by the evidence of our
+ears, that the division which we had come to support was involved in a
+more serious onset, for _there_ was the successive rattle of
+artillery, the wild hurrah of charging squadrons, and the repulsing
+volley of musketry; until Lord Wellington, finding his right too much
+extended, directed _that_ division to fall back behind the small river
+Touronne, and ours to join the main body of the army. The execution of
+our movement presented a magnificent military spectacle, as the plain,
+between us and the right of the army, was by this time in possession
+of the French cavalry, and, while we were retiring through it with the
+order and precision of a common field-day, they kept dancing around
+us, and every instant threatening a charge, without daring to execute
+it.
+
+We took up our new position at a right angle with the then right of
+the British line, on which our left rested, and with our right on the
+Touronne. The enemy followed our movement with a heavy column of
+infantry; but, when they came near enough to exchange shots, they did
+not seem to like our looks, as we occupied a low ridge of broken
+rocks, against which even a rat could scarcely have hoped to advance
+alive; and they again fell back, and opening a tremendous fire of
+artillery, which was returned by a battery of our guns. In the course
+of a short time, seeing no further demonstration against this part of
+the position, our division was withdrawn, and placed in reserve in
+rear of the centre.
+
+The battle continued to rage with fury in and about the village,
+whilst we were lying by our arms under a burning hot sun, some stray
+cannon-shot passing over and about us, whose progress we watched for
+want of other employment. One of them bounded along in the direction
+of an _amateur_, whom we had for some time been observing securely
+placed, as he imagined, behind a piece of rock, which stood about five
+feet above the ground, and over which nothing but his head was shown,
+sheltered from the sun by an umbrella. The shot in question touched
+the ground three or four times between us and him; he saw it
+coming--lowered his umbrella, and withdrew his head. Its expiring
+bound carried it into the very spot where he had that instant
+disappeared. I hope he was not hurt; but the thing looked so
+ridiculous that it excited a shout of laughter, and we saw no more of
+him.
+
+A little before dusk, in the evening, our battalion was ordered
+forward to relieve the troops engaged in the village, part of which
+still remained in possession of the enemy, and I saw, by the mixed
+nature of the dead, in every part of the streets, that it had been
+successively in possession of both sides. The firing ceased with the
+daylight, and I was sent, with a section of men, in charge of one of
+the streets for the night. There was a wounded Serjeant of highlanders
+lying on my post. A ball had passed through the back part of his head,
+from which the brain was oozing, and his only sign of life was a
+convulsive hiccough every two or three seconds. I sent for a medical
+friend to look at him, who told me that he could not survive; I then
+got a mattress from the nearest house, placed the poor fellow on it,
+and made use of one corner as a pillow for myself, on which, after
+the fatigues of the day, and though called occasionally to visit my
+sentries, I slept most soundly. The highlander died in the course of
+the night.
+
+When we stood to our arms, at daybreak next morning, we found the
+enemy busy throwing up a six-gun battery, immediately in front of our
+company's post, and we immediately set to work, with our whole hearts
+and souls, and placed a wall, about twelve feet thick, between us,
+which, no doubt, still remains there in the same garden, as a monument
+of what can be effected, in a few minutes, by a hundred modern men,
+when their personal safety is concerned; not but that the proprietor,
+in the midst of his admiration, would rather see a good bed of garlic
+on the spot, manured with the bodies of the architects.
+
+When the sun began to shine on the pacific disposition of the enemy,
+we proceeded to consign the dead to their last earthly mansions,
+giving every Englishman a grave to himself, and putting as many
+Frenchmen into one as it could conveniently accommodate. Whilst in
+the superintendence of this melancholy duty, and ruminating on the
+words of the poet:--
+
+ "There's not a form of all that lie
+ Thus ghastly, wild and bare,
+ Tost, bleeding, in the stormy sky,
+ Black in the burning air,
+ But to his knee some infant clung,
+ But on his heart some fond heart hung!"
+
+I was grieved to think that the souls of deceased warriors should be
+so selfish as to take to flight in their regimentals, for I never saw
+the body of one with a rag on after battle.
+
+The day after one of those negative sort of victories is always one of
+intense interest. The movements on each side are most jealously
+watched, and each side is diligently occupied in strengthening such
+points as the fight of the preceding day had proved to be the most
+vulnerable.
+
+Lord Wellington was too deficient in his cavalry force to justify his
+following up his victory; and the enemy, on their parts, had been too
+roughly handled, in their last attempt, to think of repeating the
+experiment; so that, during the next two days, though both armies
+continued to hold the same ground, there was scarcely a shot
+exchanged.
+
+They had made a few prisoners, chiefly guardsmen and highlanders, whom
+they marched past the front of our position, in the most ostentatious
+way, on the forenoon of the 6th; and, the day following, a number of
+their regiments were paraded in the most imposing manner for review.
+They looked uncommonly well, and we were proud to think that we had
+beaten such fine-looking fellows so lately!
+
+Our regiment had been so long and so often quartered in Fuentes that
+it was like fighting for our fire-sides. The _Padre's_ house stood at
+the top of the town. He was an old friend of ours, and an old fool,
+for he would not leave his house until it was too late to take
+anything with him; but, curious enough, although it had been
+repeatedly in the possession of both sides, and plundered, no doubt,
+by many expert artists, yet none of them thought of looking so high as
+the garret, which happened to be the repository of his money and
+provisions. He came to us the day after the battle, weeping over his
+supposed loss, like a sensitive Christian, and I accompanied him to
+the house, to see whether there was not some consolation remaining for
+him; but, when he found his treasure safe, he could scarcely bear its
+restoration with becoming gravity. I helped him to carry off his bag
+of dollars, and he returned the compliment with a leg of mutton.
+
+The French army retired on the night of the 7th, leaving Almeida to
+its fate; but, by an extraordinary piece of luck, the garrison made
+their escape the night after, in consequence of some mistake or
+miscarriage of an order, which prevented a British regiment from
+occupying the post intended for it.
+
+May 8th.--We advanced this morning, and occupied our former post at
+Espeja, with some hopes of remaining quiet for a few days; but the
+alarm sounding at daylight on the following morning, we took post on
+the hill, in front of the village. It turned out to be only a patrole
+of French cavalry, who retired on receiving a few shots from our
+piquets, and we saw no more of them for a considerable time.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. VII.
+
+ March to Estremadura. At Soito, growing Accommodations for Man
+ and Beast. British Taste displayed by Portuguese Wolves. False
+ Alarm. Luxuries of Roquingo Camp. A Chaplain of the Forces.
+ Return towards the North. Quarters near Castello de Vide.
+ Blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo. Village of Atalya; Fleas abundant;
+ Food scarce. Advance of the French Army. Affairs near Guinaldo.
+ Our Minister administered to. An unexpected Visit from our
+ General and his Followers. End of the Campaign of 1811. Winter
+ Quarters.
+
+
+Lord Wellington, soon after the battle of Fuentes, was again called
+into Estremadura, to superintend the operations of the corps of the
+army under Marshal Beresford, who had, in the mean time, fought the
+battle of Albuera, and laid siege to Badajos. In the beginning of
+June our division was ordered thither also, to be in readiness to aid
+his operations. We halted one night at the village of Soito, where
+there are a great many chestnut trees of very extraordinary
+dimensions; the outside of the trunk keeps growing as the inside
+decays. I was one of a party of four persons who dined inside of one,
+and I saw two or three horses put up in several others.
+
+We halted, also, one night on the banks of the Coa, near Sabugal, and
+visited our late field of battle. We found that the dead had been
+nearly all torn from their graves, and devoured by wolves, who are in
+great force in that wild mountainous district, and shew very little
+respect either for man or beast. They seldom, indeed, attack a man;
+but if one happens to tie his horse to a tree, and leaves him
+unattended, for a short time, he must not be surprised if he finds, on
+his return, that he has parted with a good _rump steak_; _that_ is the
+piece that they always prefer; and it is, therefore, clear to me,
+that the first of the wolves must have been reared in England!
+
+We experienced, in the course of this very dark night, one of those
+ridiculous false alarms which will sometimes happen in the best
+organized body. Some bullocks strayed, by accident, amongst the piles
+of arms, the falling clatter of which, frightened them so much that
+they went galloping over the sleeping soldiers. The officers'
+baggage-horses broke from their _moorings_, and joined in the general
+charge; and a cry immediately arose, that it was the French cavalry.
+The different regiments stood to their arms, and formed squares,
+looking as sharp as thunder for something to fire at; and it was a
+considerable time before the cause of the _row_ could be traced. The
+different followers of the army, in the mean time, were scampering off
+to the rear, spreading the most frightful reports. One woman of the
+52d succeeded in getting three leagues off before daylight, and swore,
+"that, as God was her judge, she did not leave her regiment until she
+saw the last man of them cut to pieces!!!"
+
+On our arrival near Elvas, we found that Marshal Beresford had raised
+the siege of Badajos; and we were, therefore, encamped on the river
+Caya, near Roquingo. This was a sandy unsheltered district; and the
+weather was so excessively hot, that we had no enjoyment, but that of
+living three parts of the day up to the neck in a pool of water.
+
+Up to this period it had been a matter of no small difficulty to
+ascertain, at any time, the day of the week; that of the month was
+altogether out of the question, and could only be reckoned by counting
+back to the date of the last battle; but our division was here joined
+by a chaplain, whose duty it was to remind us of these things. He
+might have been a very good man, but he was not prepossessing, either
+in his appearance or manners. I remember, the first Sunday after his
+arrival, the troops were paraded for divine service, and had been some
+time waiting in square, when he at length rode into the centre of it,
+with his tall, lank, ungainly figure, mounted on a starved, untrimmed,
+unfurnished horse, and followed by a Portuguese boy, with his
+canonicals and prayer-books on the back of a mule, with a hay-bridle,
+and having, by way of clothing, about half a pair of straw breeches.
+This spiritual comforter was the least calculated of any one that I
+ever saw to excite devotion in the minds of men, who had seen nothing
+in the shape of a divine for a year or two.
+
+In the beginning of August we began to retrace our steps towards the
+north. We halted a few days in Portalegré, and a few more at Castello
+de Vide.
+
+The latter place is surrounded by extensive gardens, belonging to the
+richer citizens; in each of which there is a small summer-house,
+containing one or two apartments, in which the proprietor, as I can
+testify, may have the enjoyment of being fed upon by a more healthy
+and better appetized flea, than is to be met with in town houses in
+general.
+
+These _quintas_ fell to the lot of our battalion; and though their
+beds, on that account, had not much sleep in them, yet, as those who
+preferred the voice of the nightingale in a bed of cabbages, to the
+pinch of a flea in a bed of feathers, had the alternative at their
+option; I enjoyed my sojourn there very much. Each garden had a
+bathing tank, with a plentiful supply of water, which at that season
+was really a luxury; and they abounded in choice fruits. I there
+formed an attachment to a mulberry-tree, which is still fondly
+cherished in my remembrance.
+
+We reached the scene of our former operations, in the north, towards
+the end of August.
+
+The French had advanced and blockaded Almeida, during our absence, but
+they retired again on our approach, and we took up a more advanced
+position than before, for the blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo.
+
+Our battalion occupied Atalya, a little village at the foot of the
+Sierra de Gata, and in front of the River Vadilla. On taking
+possession of my quarter, the people showed me an outhouse, which,
+they said, I might use as a stable, and I took my horse into it, but,
+seeing the floor strewed with what appeared to be a small brown seed,
+heaps of which lay in each corner, as if shovelled together in
+readiness to take to market, I took up a handful, out of curiosity,
+and, truly, they were a curiosity, for I found that they were all
+regular fleas, and that they were proceeding to eat both me and my
+horse, without the smallest ceremony. I rushed out of the place, and
+knocked them down by fistfuls, and never yet could comprehend the
+cause of their congregating together in such a place.
+
+This neighbourhood had been so long the theatre of war, and
+alternately forced to supply both armies, that the inhabitants, at
+length, began to dread starvation themselves, and concealed, for their
+private use, all that remained to them; so that, although they were
+bountiful in their assurances of good wishes, it was impossible to
+extract a loaf of their good bread, of which we were so wildly in want
+that we were obliged to conceal patroles on the different roads and
+footpaths, for many miles around, to search the peasants passing
+between the different villages, giving them an order on the commissary
+for whatever we took from them; and we were not too proud to take even
+a few potatoes out of an old woman's basket.
+
+On one occasion, when some of us were out shooting, we discovered
+about twenty hives of bees, in the face of a glen, concealed among the
+gumcestus, and, stopping up the mouth of one them, we carried it home
+on our shoulders, bees and all, and continued to levy contributions on
+the _depot_ as long as we remained there.
+
+Towards the end of September, the garrison of Ciudad Rodrigo began to
+get on such "short commons" that _Marmont_, who had succeeded
+_Massena_, in the command of the French army, found it necessary to
+assemble the whole of his forces, to enable him to throw provisions
+into it.
+
+Lord Wellington was still pursuing his defensive system, and did not
+attempt to oppose him; but Marmont, after having effected his object,
+thought that he might as well take that opportunity of beating up our
+quarters, in return for the trouble we had given him; and,
+accordingly, on the morning of the 25th, he attacked a brigade of the
+third division, stationed at El Bedon, which, after a brilliant
+defence and retreat, conducted him opposite to the British position,
+in front of Fuente Guinaldo. He busied himself, the whole of the
+following day, in bringing up his troops for the attack. Our division,
+in the mean time, remained on the banks of the Vadillo, and had nearly
+been cut off, through the obstinacy of General Crawford, who did not
+choose to obey an order he received to retire the day before; but we,
+nevertheless, succeeded in joining the army, by a circuitous route, on
+the afternoon of the 26th; and, the whole of both armies being now
+assembled, we considered a battle on the morrow as inevitable.
+
+Lord Wellington, however, was not disposed to accommodate them on this
+occasion; for, about the middle of the night, we received an order to
+stand to our arms, with as little noise as possible, and to commence
+retiring, the rest of the army having been already withdrawn, unknown
+to us; an instance of the rapidity and uncertainty of our movements
+which proved fatal to the liberty of several amateurs and followers of
+the army, who, seeing an army of sixty thousand men lying asleep
+around their camp-fires, at ten o'clock at night, naturally concluded
+that they might safely indulge in a bed in the village behind, until
+daylight, without the risk of being caught napping; but, long ere that
+time, they found themselves on the high road to Ciudad Rodrigo, in the
+rude grasp of an enemy. Amongst others, was the chaplain of our
+division, whose outward man, as I have already said, conveyed no very
+exalted notion of the respectability of his profession, and who was
+treated with greater indignity than usually fell to the lot of
+prisoners, for, after keeping him a couple of days, and finding that,
+however gifted he might have been in spiritual lore, he was as
+ignorant as Dominie Sampson on military matters; and, conceiving good
+provisions to be thrown away upon him, they stripped him nearly naked
+and dismissed him, like the barber in Gil Blas, with a kick in the
+breech, and sent him in to us in a woful state.
+
+September 27th.--General Crawford remained behind us this morning,
+with a troop of dragoons, to reconnoitre; and, while we were marching
+carelessly along the road, he and his dragoons galloped right into our
+column, with a cloud of French ones at his heels. Luckily, the ground
+was in our favour; and, dispersing our men among the broken rocks, on
+both sides of the road, we sent them back somewhat faster than they
+came on. They were, however, soon replaced by their infantry, with
+whom we continued in an uninteresting skirmish all day. There was some
+sharp firing, the whole of the afternoon, to our left; and we retired,
+in the evening, to Soito.
+
+This affair terminated the campaign of 1811, as the enemy retired the
+same night, and we advanced next day to resume the blockade of
+Rodrigo; and were suffered to remain quietly in cantonments until the
+commencement of a new year.
+
+In every interval between our active services, we indulged in all
+manner of childish trick and amusement, with an avidity and delight of
+which it is impossible to convey an adequate idea. We lived united, as
+men always are who are daily staring death in the face on the same
+side, and who, caring little about it, look upon each new day added to
+their lives as one more to rejoice in.
+
+We invited the villagers, every evening, to a dance at our quarters
+alternately. A Spanish peasant girl has an address about her which I
+have never met with in the same class of any other country; and she at
+once enters into society with the ease and confidence of one who had
+been accustomed to it all her life. We used to flourish away at the
+bolero, fandango, and waltz, and wound up early in the evening with a
+supper of roasted chestnuts.
+
+Our village _belles_, as already stated, made themselves perfectly at
+home in our society, and we, too, should have enjoyed theirs for a
+season; but, when month after month, and year after year, continued to
+roll along, without producing any change, we found that the cherry
+cheek and sparkling eye of rustic beauty furnished but a very poor
+apology for the illuminated portion of Nature's fairest works, and
+ardently longed for an opportunity of once more feasting our eyes on a
+_lady_.
+
+In the month of December, we heard that the chief magistrate of
+Rodrigo, with whom we were personally acquainted, had, with his
+daughter and two other young ladies, taken shelter in Robledillo, a
+little town in the Sierra de Gata, which, being within our range,
+presented an attraction not to be resisted.
+
+Half-a-dozen of us immediately resolved ourselves into a committee of
+ways and means. We had six months' pay due to us; so that the fandango
+might have been danced in either of our pockets without the smallest
+risk; but we had this consolation for our poverty, that there was
+nothing to be bought, even if we had the means. Our only resource,
+therefore, was to lighten the cares of such of our brother-officers as
+were fortunate enough to have any thing to lose; and, at this moment
+of doubt and difficulty, a small flock of turkeys, belonging to our
+major, presented themselves, most imprudently, grazing opposite the
+windows of our council-chamber, two of which were instantly committed
+to the bottom of a sack, as a foundation to go upon. One of our spies,
+soon after, apprehended a sheep, the property of another officer,
+which was committed to the same place; and, getting the commissary to
+advance us a few extra loaves of bread, some ration beef, and a
+pig-skin full of wine, we placed a servant on a mule, with the whole
+concern tackled to him, and proceeded on our journey.
+
+In passing over the mountain, we saw a wild boar bowling along, in the
+midst of a snow-storm, and, voting them fitting companions, we
+suffered him to pass, (particularly as he did not come within shot).
+
+On our arrival at Robledillo, we met with the most cordial reception
+from the old magistrate; who, entering into the spirit of our visit,
+provided us with quarters, and filled our room in the evening with
+every body worth seeing in the place. We were malicious enough, by way
+of amusement, to introduce a variety of absurd pastimes, under the
+pretence of their being English, and which, by virtue thereof, were
+implicitly adopted. We, therefore, passed a regular romping evening;
+and, at a late hour, having conducted the ladies to their homes, some
+friars, who were of the party, very kindly, intended doing us the same
+favour, and, with that view, had begun to precede us with their
+lanterns, but, in the frolic of the moment, we set upon them with
+snow-balls, some of which struck upon their broad shoulders, while
+others fizzed against their fiery faces, and, in their astonishment
+and alarm, all sanctimony was forgotten; their oaths flew as thick as
+our snow-balls, while they ran ducking their heads and dousing their
+lights, for better concealment; but we, nevertheless, persevered until
+we had pelted each to his own home.
+
+We were, afterwards, afraid that we had carried the joke rather too
+far, and entertained some doubts as to the propriety of holding our
+quarters for another day; but they set our minds at rest on that
+point, by paying us an early visit in the morning, and seemed to enjoy
+the joke in a manner that we could not have expected from the gravity
+of their looks.
+
+We passed two more days much in the same manner, and, on the third,
+returned to our cantonments, and found that our division had moved,
+during our absence, into some villages nearer to Ciudad Rodrigo,
+preparatory to the siege of that place.
+
+On inquiry, we found that we had never been suspected for the
+_abduction_ of the sheep and turkeys, but that the blame, on the
+contrary, had been attached to the poor soldiers, whose soup had been
+tasted every day to see if it savoured of such dainties. The
+proprietor of the turkeys was so particularly indignant that we
+thought it prudent not to acknowledge ourselves as the culprits until
+some time afterwards, when, as one of our party happened to be killed
+in action, we, very uncharitably, put the whole of it on his
+shoulders.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. VIII.
+
+ Siege of Ciudad Rodrigo. The Garrison of an Outwork relieved.
+ Spending an Evening abroad. A Musical Study. An Addition to Soup.
+ A short Cut. Storming of the Town. A sweeping Clause. Advantages
+ of leading a Storming Party. Looking for a Customer.
+ Disadvantages of being a stormed Party. Confusion of all Parties.
+ A waking Dream. Death of General Crawford. Accident. Deaths.
+
+
+SIEGE OF CIUDAD RODRIGO,
+
+January 8th, 1812.
+
+The campaign of 1812 commenced with the siege of Ciudad Rodrigo, which
+was invested by our division on the 8th of January.
+
+There was a smartish frost, with some snow on the ground; and, when we
+arrived opposite the fortress, about midday, the garrison did not
+appear to think that we were in earnest, for a number of their
+officers came out, under the shelter of a stone-wall, within half
+musket-shot, and amused themselves in saluting and bowing to us in
+ridicule; but, ere the day was done, some of them had occasion to wear
+the laugh on the opposite side of the countenance.
+
+We lay by our arms until dark, when a party, consisting of a hundred
+volunteers from each regiment, under Colonel Colborne, of the
+fifty-second, stormed and carried the Fort of St. Francisco, after a
+short sharp action, in which the whole of its garrison were taken or
+destroyed. The officer who commanded it was a chattering little
+fellow, and acknowledged himself to have been one of our saluting
+friends of the morning. He kept, incessantly, repeating a few words of
+English which he had picked up during the assault, and the only ones,
+I fancy, that were spoken, viz. "dem eyes, b--t eyes!" and, in
+demanding the meaning of them, he required that we should, also,
+explain why we stormed a place without first besieging it; for, he
+said, that another officer would have relieved him of his charge at
+daylight, had _we_ not _relieved_ him of it sooner.
+
+The enemy had calculated that this outwork would have kept us at bay
+for a fortnight or three weeks; whereas, its capture, the first night,
+enabled us to break ground at once, within breaching distance of the
+walls of the town. They kept up a very heavy fire the whole night on
+the working parties; but, as they aimed at random, we did not suffer
+much; and made such good use of our time that, when daylight enabled
+them to see what we were doing, we had dug ourselves under tolerable
+cover.
+
+In addition to ours, the first, third, and fourth divisions were
+employed in the siege. Each took the duties for twenty-four hours
+alternately, and returned to their cantonments during the interval.
+
+We were relieved by the first division, under Sir Thomas Graham, on
+the morning of the 9th, and marched to our quarters.
+
+Jan. 12th.--At ten o'clock this morning we resumed the duties of the
+siege. It still continued to be dry frosty weather; and, as we were
+obliged to ford the Agueda, up to the middle, every man carried a pair
+of iced breeches into the trenches with him.
+
+My turn of duty did not arrive until eight in the evening, when I was
+ordered to take thirty men with shovels to dig holes for ourselves, as
+near as possible to the walls, for the delectable amusement of firing
+at the embrasures for the remainder of the night. The enemy threw
+frequent fire-balls among us, to see where we were; but, as we always
+lay snug until their blaze was extinguished, they were not much the
+wiser, except by finding, from having some one popt off from their
+guns every instant, that they had got some neighbours whom they would
+have been glad to get rid of.
+
+We were relieved as usual at ten next morning, and returned to our
+cantonments.
+
+January 16th.--Entered on our third day's duty, and found the
+breaching batteries in full operation, and our approaches close to the
+walls on every side. When we arrived on the ground I was sent to take
+command of the highland company, which we had at that time in the
+regiment, and which was with the left wing, under Colonel Cameron. I
+found them on piquet, between the right of the trenches and the river,
+half of them posted at a mud-cottage, and the other half in a ruined
+convent, close under the walls. It was a very tolerable post when at
+it; but it is no joke travelling by daylight up to within a stone's
+throw of a wall, on which there is a parcel of fellows who have no
+other amusement but to fire at every body they see.
+
+We could not show our noses at any point without being fired at; but,
+as we were merely posted there to protect the right flank of the
+trenches from any sortie, we did not fire at them, and kept as quiet
+as could be, considering the deadly blast that was blowing around us.
+There are few situations in life where something cannot be learnt, and
+I, myself, stand indebted to my twenty-four hours' residence there,
+for a more correct knowledge of martial sounds than in the study of my
+whole life time besides. They must be an unmusical pair of ears that
+cannot inform the wearer whither a cannon or a musket played last, but
+the various _notes_, emanating from their respective mouths, admit of
+nice distinctions. My party was too small, and too well sheltered to
+repay the enemy for the expense of shells and round shot; but the
+quantity of grape and musketry aimed at our particular heads, made a
+good concert of first and second whistles, while the more sonorous
+voice of the round shot, travelling to our friends on the left, acted
+as a thorough bass; and there was not a shell, that passed over us to
+the trenches, that did not send back a fragment among us as soon as it
+burst, as if to gratify a curiosity that I was far from expressing.
+
+We went into the cottage soon after dark, to partake of something that
+had been prepared for dinner; and, when in the middle of it, a round
+shot passed through both walls, immediately over our heads, and
+garnished the soup with a greater quantity of our parent earth than
+was quite palatable.
+
+We were relieved, as usual, by the first division, at ten next
+morning; and, to avoid as much as possible the destructive fire from
+the walls, they sent forward only three or four men at a time, and we
+sent ours away in the same proportions.
+
+Every thing is by comparison in this world, and it is curious to
+observe how men's feelings change with circumstances. In cool blood a
+man would rather go a little out of his way than expose himself to
+unnecessary danger; but we found, this morning, that by crossing the
+river where we then were, and running the gauntlet for a mile, exposed
+to the fire of two pieces of artillery, that we should be saved the
+distance of two or three miles in returning to our quarters. After
+coming out of such a _furnace_ as we had been frying in, the other
+fire was not considered a fire at all, and passed without a moment's
+hesitation.
+
+
+STORMING OF CIUDAD RODRIGO.
+
+January 19th, 1812.--We moved to the scene of operations, about two
+o'clock this afternoon; and, as it was a day before our regular turn,
+we concluded that we were called there to lend a hand in finishing the
+job we had begun so well; nor were we disappointed, for we found that
+two practicable breaches had been effected, and that the place was to
+be stormed in the evening by the third and light divisions, the former
+by the right breach, and the latter by the left, while some Portuguese
+troops were to attempt an escalade on the opposite sides of the town.
+
+About eight o'clock in the evening our division was accordingly formed
+for the assault, behind a convent, near the left breach, in the
+following order:--viz.
+
+ 1st. Four companies of our battalion, under Colonel Cameron, to
+ line the crest of the glacis, and fire upon the ramparts.
+
+ 2d. Some companies of Portuguese, carrying bags filled with hay
+ and straw, for throwing into the ditch, to facilitate the passage
+ of the storming party.
+
+ 3d. The _forlorn hope_, consisting of an officer and twenty-five
+ volunteers.
+
+ 4th. The _storming party_, consisting of three officers and one
+ hundred volunteers from each regiment, the officers from ours
+ were Captain Mitchell, Mr. Johnstone, and myself, and the whole
+ under the command of Major Napier, of the fifty-second.
+
+ 5th. The main body of the division, under General Crawford, with
+ one brigade, under Major-General Vandeleur, and the other under
+ Colonel Barnard.
+
+At a given signal the different columns advanced to the assault; the
+night was tolerably clear, and the enemy evidently expected us; for,
+as soon as we turned the corner of the convent-wall, the space
+between us and the breach became one blaze of light with their
+fire-balls, which, while they lighted us on to glory, lightened not a
+few of their lives and limbs; for the whole glacis was in consequence
+swept by a well directed fire of grape and musketry, and they are the
+devil's own brooms; but our gallant fellows walked through it, to the
+point of attack, with the most determined steadiness, excepting the
+Portuguese sack-bearers, most of whom lay down behind their bags, to
+wait the result, while the few that were thrown into the ditch looked
+so like dead bodies, that, when I leapt into it, I tried to avoid
+them.
+
+The advantage of being on a storming party is considered as giving the
+prior claim to be _put out of pain_, for they receive the first fire,
+which is generally the best, not to mention that they are also
+expected to receive the earliest salutation from the beams of timber,
+hand-grenades, and other missiles, which the garrison are generally
+prepared to transfer from the top of the wall, to the tops of the
+heads of their foremost visitors. But I cannot say that I, myself,
+experienced any such preference, for every ball has a considerable
+distance to travel, and I have generally found them equally ready to
+pick up their man at the end, as at the beginning of their flight;
+luckily, too, the other preparations cannot always be accommodated to
+the moment, so that, on the whole, the _odds_ are pretty _even_, that,
+all concerned come in for an equal share of whatever happens to be
+going on.
+
+We had some difficulty at first in finding the breach, as we had
+entered the ditch opposite to a ravelin, which we mistook for a
+bastion. I tried first one side of it and then the other, and seeing
+one corner of it a good deal battered, with a ladder placed against
+it, I concluded that it must be the breach, and calling to the
+soldiers near me, to follow. I mounted with the most ferocious intent,
+carrying a sword in one hand and a pistol in the other; but, when I
+got up, I found nobody to fight with, except two of our own men, who
+were already laid dead across the top of the ladder. I saw, in a
+moment, that I had got into the wrong box, and was about to descend
+again, when I heard a shout from the opposite side, that the breach
+was there; and, moving in that direction, I dropped myself from the
+ravelin, and landed in the ditch, opposite to the foot of the breach,
+where I found the head of the storming party just beginning to fight
+their way into it. The combat was of short duration, and, in less than
+half an hour from the commencement of the attack, the place was in our
+possession.
+
+After carrying the breach, we met with no further opposition, and
+moved round the ramparts to see that they were perfectly clear of the
+enemy, previous to entering the town. I was fortunate enough to take
+the left-hand circuit, by accident, and thereby escaped the fate which
+befel a great portion of those who went to the right, and who were
+blown up, along with some of the third division, by the accidental
+explosion of a magazine.
+
+I was highly amused, in moving round the ramparts, to find some of the
+Portuguese troops just commencing their escalade, on the opposite
+side, near the bridge, in ignorance of the place having already
+fallen. Gallantly headed by their officers, they had got some ladders
+placed against the wall, while about two thousand voices from the rear
+were cheering, with all their might, for mutual encouragement; and,
+like most other troops, under similar circumstances, it appeared to me
+that their feet and their tongues went at a more equal pace after we
+gave them the hint. On going a little further, we came opposite to the
+ravelin, which had been my chief annoyance during my last days'
+piquet. It was still crowded by the enemy, who had now thrown down
+their arms, and endeavoured to excite our pity by virtue of their
+being "Pauvres Italianos;" but our men had, somehow, imbibed a
+horrible antipathy to the Italians, and every appeal they made in that
+name was invariably answered with,--"You're Italians, are you? then,
+d--n you, here's a shot for you;" and the action instantly followed
+the word.
+
+A town taken by storm presents a frightful scene of outrage. The
+soldiers no sooner obtain possession of it, than they think themselves
+at liberty to do what they please. It is enough for them that there
+_had_ been an enemy on the ramparts; and, without considering that the
+poor inhabitants may, nevertheless, be friends and allies, they, in
+the first moment of excitement, all share one common fate; and nothing
+but the most extraordinary exertions on the part of the officers can
+bring them back to a sense of their duty.
+
+We continued our course round the ramparts until we met the head of
+the column which had gone by the right, and then descended into the
+town. At the entrance of the first street, a French officer came out
+of a door and claimed my protection, giving me his sword. He told me
+that there was another officer in the same house who was afraid to
+venture out, and entreated that I would go in for him. I, accordingly,
+followed him up to the landing-place of a dark stair, and, while he
+was calling to his friend, by name, to come down, "as there was an
+English officer present who would protect him," a violent screaming
+broke through a door at my elbow. I pushed it open, and found the
+landlady struggling with an English soldier, whom I immediately
+transferred to the bottom of the stair head foremost. The French
+officer had followed me in at the door, and was so astonished at all
+he saw, that he held up his hands, turned up the whites of his eyes,
+and resolved himself into a state of the most eloquent silence. When
+he did recover the use of his tongue, it was to recommend his landlady
+to my notice, as the most amiable woman in existence. She, on her
+part, professed the most unbounded gratitude, and entreated that I
+would make her house my home forever; but, when I called upon her, a
+few days after, she denied having ever seen me before, and stuck to it
+most religiously.
+
+As the other officer could not be found, I descended into the street
+again with my prisoner; and, finding the current of soldiers setting
+towards the centre of the town, I followed the stream, which conducted
+me into the great square, on one side of which the late garrison were
+drawn up as prisoners, and the rest of it was filled with British and
+Portuguese intermixed, without any order or regularity. I had been
+there but a very short time, when they all commenced firing, without
+any ostensible cause; some fired in at the doors and windows, some at
+the roofs of houses, and others at the clouds; and, at last, some
+heads began to be blown from their shoulders in the general hurricane,
+when the voice of Sir Thomas Picton, with the power of twenty
+trumpets, began to proclaim damnation to every body, while Colonel
+Barnard, Colonel Cameron, and some other active officers, were
+carrying it into effect with a strong hand; for, seizing the broken
+barrels of muskets, which were lying about in great abundance, they
+belaboured every fellow, most unmercifully, about the head who
+attempted either to load or fire, and finally succeeded in reducing
+them to order. In the midst of the scuffle, however, three of the
+houses in the square were set on fire; and the confusion was such that
+nothing could be done to save them; but, by the extraordinary
+exertions of Colonel Barnard, during the whole of the night, the
+flames were prevented from communicating to the adjoining buildings.
+
+We succeeded in getting a great portion of our battalion together by
+one o'clock in the morning, and withdrew with them to the ramparts,
+where we lay by our arms until daylight.
+
+There is nothing in this life half so enviable as the feelings of a
+soldier after a victory. Previous to a battle, there is a certain sort
+of something that pervades the mind which is not easily defined; it is
+neither akin to joy or fear, and, probably, _anxiety_ may be nearer to
+it than any other word in the dictionary: but, when the battle is
+over, and crowned with victory, he finds himself elevated for awhile
+into the regions of absolute bliss! It had ever been the summit of my
+ambition to attain a post at the head of a storming party:--my wish
+had now been accomplished, and gloriously ended; and I do think that,
+after all was over, and our men laid asleep on the ramparts, that I
+strutted about as important a personage, in my own opinion, as ever
+trod the face of the earth; and, had the ghost of the renowned
+Jack-the-giant-killer itself passed that way at the time, I'll venture
+to say, that I would have given it a kick in the breech without the
+smallest ceremony. But, as the sun began to rise, I began to fall from
+the heroics; and, when he showed his face, I took a look at my own,
+and found that I was too unclean a spirit to worship, for I was
+covered with mud and dirt, with the greater part of my dress torn to
+rags.
+
+The fifth division, which had not been employed in the siege, marched
+in, and took charge of the town, on the morning of the 20th, and we
+prepared to return to our cantonments. Lord Wellington happened to be
+riding in at the gate at the time that we were marching out, and had
+the curiosity to ask the officer of the leading company, what regiment
+it was, for there was scarcely a vestige of uniform among the men,
+some of whom were dressed in Frenchmen's coats, some in white
+breeches, and huge jack-boots, some with cocked hats and queues; most
+of their swords were fixed on the rifles, and stuck full of hams,
+tongues, and loaves of bread, and not a few were carrying bird-cages!
+There never was a better masked corps!
+
+General Crawford fell on the glacis, at the head of our division, and
+was buried at the foot of the breach which they so gallantly carried.
+His funeral was attended by Lord Wellington, and all the officers of
+the division, by whom he was, ultimately, much liked. He had
+introduced a system of discipline into the light division which made
+them unrivalled. A very rigid exaction of the duties pointed out in
+his code of regulations made him very unpopular at its commencement,
+and it was not until a short time before he was lost to us for ever,
+that we were capable of appreciating his merits, and fully sensible of
+the incalculable advantages we derived from the perfection of his
+system.
+
+Among other things carried from Ciudad Rodrigo, one of our men had the
+misfortune to carry his death in his hands, under the mistaken shape
+of amusement. He thought that it was a cannon-ball, and took it for
+the purpose of playing at the game of nine-holes, but it happened to
+be a live shell. In rolling it along it went over a bed of burning
+ashes, and ignited without his observing it. Just as he had got it
+between his legs, and was in the act of discharging it a second time,
+it exploded, and nearly blew him to pieces.
+
+Several men of our division, who had deserted while we were blockading
+Ciudad Rodrigo, were taken when it fell, and were sentenced to be
+shot. Lord Wellington extended mercy to every one who could procure
+any thing like a good character from his officers; but six of them,
+who could not, were paraded and shot, in front of the division, near
+the village of Ituera. Shooting appears to me to be a cruel kind of
+execution, for twenty balls may pierce a man's body without touching a
+vital spot. On the occasion alluded to, two of the men remained
+standing after the first fire, and the Provost-Marshal was obliged to
+put an end to their sufferings, by placing the muzzle of a piece at
+each of their heads.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. IX.
+
+ March to Estremadura. A Deserter shot. Riding for an Appetite.
+ Effect the Cure of a sick Lady. Siege of Badajos. Trench-Work.
+ Varieties during the Siege. Taste of the Times. Storming of the
+ Town. Its Fall. Officers of a French Battalion. Not shot by
+ Accident. Military Shopkeepers. Lost Legs and cold Hearts.
+ Affecting Anecdote. My Servant. A Consignment to Satan. March
+ again for the North. Sir Sidney Beckwith.
+
+
+We remained about six weeks in cantonments, after the fall of Ciudad
+Rodrigo; and, about the end of February, were again put in motion
+towards Estremadura.
+
+March 7th.--Arrived near Castello de Vide, and quartered in the
+neighbouring villages. Another deserter, who had also been taken at
+the storming of Ciudad Rodrigo, was here shot, under the sentence of
+a court martial. When he was paraded for that purpose, he protested
+against their right to shoot him, until he first received the arrears
+of pay which was due at the time of his desertion.
+
+March 14th.--Two of us rode out this afternoon to kill time until
+dinner hour (six); but, when we returned to our quarters, there was
+not a vestige of the regiment remaining, and our appetites were
+considerably whetted, by having an additional distance of fourteen
+miles to ride, in the dark, over roads on which we could not trust our
+horses out of a walk. We joined them, at about eleven at night, in the
+town of Portalegré.
+
+March 16th.--Quartered in the town of Elvas.
+
+I received a billet on a neat little house, occupied by an old lady
+and her daughter, who were very desirous of evading such an
+incumbrance. For, after resisting my entrance, until successive
+applications of my foot had reduced the door to a condition which
+would no longer second their efforts, the old lady resolved to try me
+on another _tack_; and, opening the door, and, making a sign for me
+to make no noise, she told me, in a whisper, that her daughter was
+lying dangerously ill of a fever, in the only bed in the house, and
+that she was, therefore, excessively sorry that she could not
+accommodate me. As this information did not at all accord with my
+notions of consistency, after their having suffered the preceding half
+hour's bombardment, I requested to be shewn to the chamber of the
+invalid, saying that I was a _medico_, and might be of service to her.
+When she found remonstrance unavailing, she at length shewed me into a
+room up-stairs, where there was a very genteel-looking young girl, the
+very picture of _Portuguese_ health, lying with her eyes shut, in full
+dress, on the top of the bed-clothes, where she had hurriedly thrown
+herself.
+
+Seeing, at once, how matters stood, I walked up to the bed-side, and
+hit her a slap on the thigh with my hand, asking her, at the same
+time, how she felt herself? and never did Prince Hohenloe, himself,
+perform a miracle more cleverly; for she bounced almost as high as the
+ceiling, and flounced about the room, as well and as actively as
+ever she did, with a countenance in which shame, anger, and a great
+portion of natural humour were so amusingly blended, that I was
+tempted to provoke her still further by a salute. Having thus
+satisfied the mother that I had been the means of restoring her
+daughter to her usual state of health, she thought it prudent to put
+the best face upon it, and, therefore, invited me to partake of their
+family dinner; in the course of which I succeeded so well in eating my
+way into their affections, that we parted next morning with mutual
+regret; they told me that I was the _best_ officer they had ever seen,
+and begged that I would always make their house my home; but I was
+never fated to see them again. We marched in the morning for Badajos.
+
+
+SIEGE OF BADAJOS.
+
+On the 17th of March, 1812, the _third_, _fourth_, and _light
+divisions_, encamped around Badajos, embracing the whole of the
+inland side of the town on the left bank of the Guadiana, and
+commenced breaking ground before it immediately after dark the same
+night.
+
+The elements, on this occasion, adopted the cause of the besieged; for
+we had scarcely taken up our ground, when a heavy rain commenced, and
+continued, almost without intermission, for a fortnight; in
+consequence thereof, the pontoon-bridge, connecting us with our
+supplies from Elvas, was carried away, by the rapid increase of the
+river, and the duties of the trenches were otherwise rendered
+extremely harassing. We had a smaller force employed than at Rodrigo;
+and the scale of operations was so much greater, that it required
+every man to be actually in the trenches six hours every day, and the
+same length of time every night, which, with the time required to
+march to and from them, through fields more than ankle deep in a stiff
+mud, left us never more than eight hours out of the twenty-four in
+camp, and we never were dry the whole time.
+
+One day's trench-work is as like another as the days themselves; and
+like nothing better than serving an apprenticeship to the double
+calling of grave-digger and game-keeper, for we found ample employment
+both for the spade and the rifle.
+
+The only varieties during the siege were,--First, The storming of
+_Picuvina_, a formidable outwork, occupying the centre of our
+operations. It was carried one evening, in the most gallant style, by
+Major-General Sir James Kempt, at the head of the covering parties.
+Secondly, A sortie made by the garrison, which they got the worst of,
+although they succeeded in stealing some of our pickaxes and shovels.
+Thirdly, A _circumbendibus_ described by a few daring French dragoons,
+who succeeded in getting into the rear of our engineers' camp, at that
+time unguarded, and lightened some of the officers of their
+epaulettes. Lastly, Two field-pieces taken by the enemy to the
+opposite side of the river, enfilading one of our parallels, and
+materially disturbing the harmony within, as a cannon-shot is no very
+welcome guest among gentlemen who happen to be lodged in a straight
+ditch, without the power of _cutting_ it.
+
+Our batteries were supplied with ammunition, by the Portuguese
+militia, from Elvas, a string of whom used to arrive every day,
+reaching nearly from the one place to the other (twelve miles), each
+man carrying a twenty-four pound shot, and cursing all the way and
+back again.
+
+The Portuguese artillery, under British officers, was uncommonly good.
+I used to be much amused in looking at a twelve-gun breaching-battery
+of theirs.
+
+They knew the position of all the enemy's guns which could bear upon
+them, and had one man posted to watch them, to give notice of what was
+coming, whether a shot or a shell, who, accordingly, kept calling out,
+"_bomba, balla, balla, bomba_;" and they ducked their heads until the
+missile past: but, sometimes he would see a general discharge from all
+arms, when he threw himself down, screaming out "_Jesus, todos,
+todos!_" meaning "every thing."
+
+An officer of ours was sent one morning, before daylight, with ten
+men, to dig holes for themselves, opposite to one of the enemy's guns,
+which had been doing a great deal of mischief the day before, and he
+had soon the satisfaction of knowing the effect of his practice, by
+seeing them stopping up the embrasure with sandbags. After waiting a
+little, he saw them beginning to remove the bags, when he made his men
+open upon it again, and they were instantly replaced without the guns
+being fired; presently he saw the huge cocked hat of a French officer
+make its appearance on the rampart, near to the embrasure; but
+knowing, by experience, that the _head_ was somewhere in the
+neighbourhood, he watched until the flash of a musket, through the
+long grass, showed the position of the owner, and, calling one of his
+best shots, he desired him to take deliberate aim at the spot, and
+lent his shoulder as a rest, to give it more elevation. Bang went the
+shot, and it was the finishing flash for the Frenchman, for they saw
+no more of _him_, although his cocked hat maintained its post until
+dark.
+
+In proportion as the grand crisis approached, the anxiety of the
+soldiers increased; not on account of any doubt or dread as to the
+result, but for fear that the place should be surrendered without
+standing an assault; for, singular as it may appear, although there
+was a certainty of about one man out of every three being knocked
+down, there were, perhaps, not three men, in the three divisions, who
+would not rather have braved all the chances than receive it tamely
+from the hands of the enemy. So great was the rage for passports into
+eternity, in our battalion, on that occasion, that even the officers'
+servants insisted on taking their places in the ranks; and I was
+obliged to leave my baggage in charge of a man who had been wounded
+some days before.
+
+On the 6th of April, three practicable breaches had been effected,
+and arrangements were made for assaulting the town that night. The
+third division, by escalade, at the castle; a brigade of the fifth
+division, by escalade, at the opposite side of the town; while the
+fourth and light divisions were to storm the breaches. The whole were
+ordered to be formed for the attack at eight o'clock.
+
+
+STORMING OF BADAJOS,
+
+April 6th, 1812.
+
+Our division formed for the attack of the left breach in the same
+order as at Ciudad Rodrigo; the command of it had now devolved upon
+our commandant, Colonel Barnard. I was then the acting adjutant of
+four companies, under Colonel Cameron, who were to line the crest of
+the glacis, and to fire at the ramparts and the top of the left
+breach.
+
+The enemy seemed aware of our intentions. The fire of artillery and
+musketry, which, for three weeks before, had been incessant, both
+from the town and trenches, had now entirely ceased, as if by mutual
+consent, and a deathlike silence, of nearly an hour, preceded the
+awful scene of carnage.
+
+The signal to advance was made about nine o'clock, and our four
+companies led the way. Colonel Cameron and myself had reconnoitred the
+ground so accurately by daylight, that we succeeded in bringing the
+head of our column to the very spot agreed on, opposite to the left
+breach, and then formed line to the left, without a word being spoken,
+each man lying down as he got into line, with the muzzle of his rifle
+over the edge of the ditch, between the pallisades, all ready to open.
+It was tolerably clear above, and we distinctly saw _their_ heads
+lining the ramparts; but there was a sort of haze on the ground which,
+with the colour of our dress, prevented them from seeing us, although
+only a few yards asunder. One of their sentries, however, challenged
+us twice, "_qui vive_," and, receiving no reply, he fired off his
+musket, which was followed by their drums beating to arms; but _we_
+still remained perfectly quiet, and all was silence again for the
+space of five or ten minutes, when the head of the forlorn hope at
+length came up, and we took advantage of the first fire, while the
+enemy's heads were yet visible.
+
+The scene that ensued furnished as respectable a representation of
+hell itself as fire, and sword, and human sacrifices could make it;
+for, in one instant, every engine of destruction was in full
+operation.
+
+It is in vain to attempt a description of it. We were entirely
+excluded from the right breach by an inundation which the heavy rains
+had enabled the enemy to form; and the two others were rendered
+totally impracticable by their interior defences.
+
+The five succeeding hours were therefore past in the most gallant and
+hopeless attempts, on the part of individual officers, forming up
+fifty or a hundred men at a time at the foot of the breach, and
+endeavouring to carry it by desperate bravery; and, fatal as it proved
+to each gallant band, in succession, yet, fast as one dissolved,
+another was formed. We were informed, about twelve at night, that the
+third division had established themselves in the castle; but, as its
+situation and construction did not permit them to extend their
+operations beyond it at the moment, it did not in the least affect our
+opponents at the breach, whose defence continued as obstinate as ever.
+
+I was near Colonel Barnard after midnight, when he received repeated
+messages, from Lord Wellington, to withdraw from the breach, and to
+form the division for a renewal of the attack at daylight; but, as
+fresh attempts continued to be made, and the troops were still
+pressing forward into the ditch, it went against his gallant soul to
+order a retreat while yet a chance remained; but, after heading
+repeated attempts himself, he saw that it was hopeless, and the order
+was reluctantly given about two o'clock in the morning. We fell back
+about three hundred yards, and re-formed all that remained to us.
+
+Our regiment, alone, had to lament the loss of twenty-two officers
+killed and wounded, ten of whom were killed, or afterwards died of
+their wounds. We had scarcely got our men together when we were
+informed of the success of the fifth division in their escalade, and
+that the enemy were, in consequence, abandoning the breaches, and we
+were immediately ordered forward to take possession of them. On our
+arrival, we found them entirely evacuated, and had not occasion to
+fire another shot; but we found the utmost difficulty, and even
+danger, in getting in in the dark, even without opposition. As soon as
+we succeeded in establishing our battalion inside, we sent piquets
+into the different streets and lanes leading from the breach, and kept
+the remainder in hand until day should throw some light on our
+situation.
+
+When I was in the act of posting one of the piquets, a man of ours
+brought me a prisoner, telling me that he was the governor; but the
+other immediately said that he had only called himself so, the better
+to ensure his protection; and then added, that he was the colonel of
+one of the French regiments, and that all his surviving officers were
+assembled at his quarters, in a street close by, and would surrender
+themselves to any officer who would go with him for that purpose. I
+accordingly took two or three men with me, and, accompanying him
+there, found fifteen or sixteen of them assembled, and all seeming
+very much surprised at the unexpected termination of the siege. They
+could not comprehend under what circumstances the town had been lost,
+and repeatedly asked me how I had got in; but I did not choose to
+explain further than simply telling them that I had entered at the
+breach, coupling the information with a look which was calculated to
+convey somewhat more than I knew myself; for, in truth, when I began
+to recollect that a few minutes before had seen me retiring from the
+breach, under a fanciful overload of degradation, I thought that I had
+now as good a right as any man to be astonished at finding myself
+_lording_ it over the officers of a French battalion; nor was I much
+wiser than they were, as to the manner of its accomplishment. They
+were all very much dejected, excepting their major, who was a big
+jolly-looking Dutchman, with medals enough, on his left breast, to
+have furnished the window of a tolerable toy-shop. His accomplishments
+were after the manner of Captain Dougal Dalgetty; and, while he
+cracked his joke, he was not inattentive to the cracking of the corks
+from the many wine-bottles which his colonel placed on the table
+successively, along with some cold meat, for general refreshment,
+prior to marching into captivity, and which I, though a free man, was
+not too proud to join them in.
+
+When I had allowed their chief a reasonable time to secure what
+valuables he wished, about his person, he told me that he had two
+horses in the stable, which, as he would no longer be permitted to
+keep, he recommended me to take; and, as a horse is the only thing on
+such occasions that an officer can permit himself to consider a legal
+prize, I caused one of them to be saddled, and his handsome black mare
+thereby became my charger during the remainder of the war.
+
+In proceeding with my prisoners towards the breach, I took, by
+mistake, a different road to that I came; and, as numbers of Frenchmen
+were lurking about for a safe opportunity of surrendering themselves,
+about a hundred additional ones added themselves to my column, as we
+moved along, _jabbering_ their native dialect so loudly, as nearly to
+occasion a dire catastrophe, as it prevented me from hearing some one
+challenge in my front; but, fortunately, it was repeated, and I
+instantly answered; for Colonel Barnard and Sir Colin Campbell had a
+piquet of our men, drawn across the street, on the point of sending a
+volley into us, thinking that we were a rallied body of the enemy.
+
+The whole of the garrison were marched off, as prisoners, to Elvas,
+about ten o'clock in the morning, and our men were then permitted to
+fall out, to enjoy themselves for the remainder of the day, as a
+reward for having kept together so long as they were wanted. The whole
+of the three divisions were, by this time, loose in the town; and the
+usual frightful scene of plunder commenced, which the officers thought
+it necessary to avoid for the moment, by retiring to the camp.
+
+We went into the town on the morning of the 8th, to endeavour to
+collect our men, but only succeeded in part, as the same extraordinary
+scene of plunder and rioting still continued. Wherever there was any
+thing to eat or drink, the only saleable commodities, the soldiers had
+turned the shopkeepers out of doors, and placed themselves regularly
+behind the counter, selling off the contents of the shop. By and bye,
+another and a stronger party would kick those out in their turn, and
+there was no end to the succession of self-elected shopkeepers, until
+Lord Wellington found that, to restore order, severe measures must be
+resorted to. On the third day, he caused a Portuguese brigade to be
+marched in, and kept standing to their arms, in the great square,
+where the provost-martial erected a gallows, and proceeded to suspend
+a few of the delinquents, which very quickly cleared the town of the
+remainder, and enabled us to give a more satisfactory account of our
+battalion than we had hitherto been able to do.
+
+It is wonderful how such scenes as these will deaden men's finer
+feelings, and with what apathy it enables them to look upon the
+sufferings of their fellow creatures! The third day after the fall of
+the town, I rode, with Colonel Cameron, to take a bathe in the
+Guadiana, and, in passing the verge of the camp of the 5th division,
+we saw two soldiers standing at the door of a small shed, or outhouse,
+shouting, waving their caps, and making signs that they wanted to
+speak to us. We rode up to see what they wanted, and found that the
+poor fellows had each lost a leg. They told us that a surgeon had
+dressed their wounds on the night of the assault, but that they had
+ever since been without food or assistance of any kind, although they,
+each day, had opportunities of soliciting the aid of many of their
+comrades, from whom they could obtain nothing but promises. In short,
+surrounded by thousands of their countrymen within call, and not more
+than three hundred yards from their own regiment, they were unable to
+interest any one in their behalf, and were literally starving.
+
+It is unnecessary to say that we instantly galloped back to the camp
+and had them removed to the hospital.
+
+On the morning of the 7th, when some of our officers were performing
+the last duties to their fallen comrades, one of them had collected
+the bodies of four of our young officers, who had been slain. He was
+in the act of digging a grave for them, when an officer of the guards,
+arrived on the spot, from a distant division of the army, and demanded
+tidings of his brother, who was at that moment lying a naked lifeless
+corpse, under his very eyes. The officer had the presence of mind to
+see that the corpse was not recognized, and, wishing to spare the
+other's feelings, told him that his brother was dangerously wounded,
+but that he would hear more of him by going out to the camp; and
+thither the other immediately bent his steps, with a seeming
+_presentiment_ of the sad intelligence that awaited him.
+
+April 9th.--As I had not seen my domestic since the storming of the
+town, I concluded that he had been killed; but he turned up this
+morning, with a tremendous gash on his head, and mounted on the top of
+a horse nearly twenty feet high, carrying under his arm one of those
+glass cases which usually stand on the counters of jewellers' shops,
+filled with all manner of trinkets. He looked exactly like the ghost
+of a horse pedler.
+
+April 10th.--The devil take the man who stole my donkey last night.
+
+April 11th.--Marched again for the neighbourhood of Ciudad Rodrigo,
+with the long-accustomed sounds of cannon and musketry ringing in my
+fanciful ears as merrily as if the instruments themselves were still
+playing.
+
+Sir Sidney Beckwith, one of the fathers of the rifles, was, at this
+time, obliged to proceed to England for the recovery of health, and
+did not again return to the Peninsula. In his departure, that army
+lost one of the ablest of its outpost generals. Few officers knew so
+well how to make the most of a small force. His courage, coupled with
+his thorough knowledge of the soldier's character, was of that cool
+intrepid kind, that would, at any time, convert a routed rabble into
+an orderly effective force. A better officer, probably, never led a
+brigade into the field!
+
+
+
+
+CHAP X.
+
+ A Farewell Address to Portalegré. History of a Night in Castello
+ Branco. Regimental Colours lost, with Directions where to find
+ them. Cases in which a Victory is sometimes won by those who lost
+ it. Advance to Salamanca. The City. The British Position on St.
+ Christoval. Affair in Position. Marmont's Change of Position and
+ Retreat. A Case of Bad Luck. Advance to Rueda, and Customs there.
+ Retire to Castrejon. Affairs on the 18th and 19th of July. Battle
+ of Salamanca, and Defeat of the Enemy.
+
+
+April 13th, 1812.--Quartered at Portalegré.
+
+DEAR PORTALEGRÉ!
+
+I cannot quit thee, for the fourth and last time, without a parting
+tribute to the remembrance of thy wild romantic scenery, and to the
+kindness and hospitality of thy worthy citizens! May thy gates
+continue shut to thine enemies as heretofore, and, as heretofore, may
+they ever prove those of happiness to thy friends! Dear nuns of Santa
+Clara! I thank thee for the enjoyment of many an hour of nothingness;
+and thine, Santa Barbara, for many of a more intellectual cast! May
+the voice of thy chapel-organ continue unrivalled but by the voices of
+thy lovely choristers! and may the piano in thy refectory be replaced
+by a better, in which the harmony of strings may supersede the
+clattering of ivories! May the sweets which thou hast lavished on us
+be showered upon thee ten thousand fold! And may those accursed iron
+bars divide thee as effectually from death as they did from us!!!
+
+April 15th.--Quartered at Castello Branco.
+
+This town had been so often visited by the French and us, alternately,
+that the inhabitants, at length, confounded their friends with their
+foes; and by treating both sides as enemies, they succeeded in making
+them so.
+
+When I went this evening to present my billet on a respectable
+looking house, the door was opened by the lady of it, wearing a most
+gingerly aspect. She told me, with an equivocal sort of look, that she
+had two spare beds in the house, and that either of them were at my
+service; and, by way of illustration, shewed me into a sort of
+servant's room, off the kitchen, half full of apples, onions,
+potatoes, and various kinds of lumber, with a dirty looking bed in one
+corner; and, on my requesting to see the other, she conducted me up to
+the garret, into the very counterpart of the one below, though the
+room was somewhat differently garnished. I told her, that they were
+certainly two capital beds; but, as I was a modest person, and
+disliked all extremes, that I should be quite satisfied with any one
+on the floor which I had not yet seen. This, however, she told me, was
+impossible, as every one of them were required by her own family.
+While we were descending the stair, disputing the point, I caught the
+handle of the first door that I came to, twisted it open, and seeing
+it a neat little room, with nothing but a table and two or three
+chairs, I told her that it would suit me perfectly; and, desiring her
+to have a good mattress with clean linen, laid in one corner of it, by
+nine o'clock; adding a few hints, to satisfy her that I was quite in
+earnest, I went to dine with my messmates.
+
+When I returned to the house, about ten o'clock, I was told that I
+should find a light in the room and my bed ready. I accordingly
+ascended, and found every thing as represented; and, in addition
+thereto, I found another bed lying alongside of mine, containing a
+huge fat friar, with a bald pate, fast asleep, and blowing the most
+tremendous nasal trumpet that I ever heard! As my _friend_ had
+evidently been placed there for my annoyance, I did not think it
+necessary to use much ceremony in getting rid of him; and, catching
+him by the two ears, I raised him up on his legs, while he groaned in
+a seeming agonized doubt, whether the pain was inflicted by a man or a
+night-mare; and before he had time to get himself broad awake, I had
+chucked him and his clothing, bed and bedding, out at the door,
+which I locked, and enjoyed a sound sleep the remainder of the night.
+
+They offered me no further molestation; but, in taking my departure,
+at daylight, next morning, I observed my landlady reconnoitring me
+from an up-stairs window, and thought it prudent not to go too near
+it.
+
+While we had been employed at Badajos, Marmont had advanced in the
+north, and blockaded Ciudad Rodrigo and Almeida, sending advanced
+parties into the frontier towns of Portugal, to the confusion and
+consternation of the Portuguese militia, who had been stationed for
+their protection; and who, quite satisfied with the _report_ of their
+coming, did not think it necessary to wait the report of their cannon.
+Marshal Beresford, in his paternal address to "_Los Valerossos_," in
+commemoration of their conduct on this occasion, directed that the
+colours of each regiment should be lodged in the town-halls of their
+respective districts, until they each provided themselves with _a
+pair_ out of the ranks of the enemy; but I never heard that any of
+them were redeemed in the manner prescribed.
+
+The French retired upon Salamanca on our approach; and we resumed our
+former quarters without opposition.
+
+Hitherto we had been fighting the description of battle in which John
+Bull glories so much--gaining a brilliant and useless victory against
+great odds. But we were now about to contend for fame on equal terms;
+and, having tried both, I will say, without partiality, that I would
+rather fight one man than two any day; for I have never been quite
+satisfied that the additional _quantum_ of glory altogether
+compensated for the proportionate loss of substance; a victory of that
+kind being a doubtful and most unsatisfactory one to the performers,
+with each occupying the same ground _after_, that they did _before_;
+and the whole merit resting with the side which did not happen to
+begin it.
+
+We remained about two months in cantonments, to recover the effects of
+the late sieges; and as by that time all the perforated skins and
+repairable cracked limbs had been mended, the army was assembled in
+front of Ciudad Rodrigo, to commence what may be termed the second
+campaign of 1812.
+
+The enemy retired from Salamanca on our approach, leaving garrisons in
+three formidable little forts, which they had erected on the most
+commanding points of the city, and which were immediately invested by
+a British division.
+
+Salamanca, as a city, appeared to me to be more ancient than
+respectable; for, excepting an old cathedral and a new square, I saw
+nothing in it worth looking at, always saving and excepting their
+pretty little girls, who (the deuce take them) cost me two nights good
+sleep. For, by way of _doing a little dandy_ in passing through such a
+celebrated city, I disencumbered the under part of my saddle of the
+blanket, and the upper part of the boat-cloak with which it was
+usually adorned; and the penalty which I paid for my gentility was,
+sleeping the next two nights in position two miles in front of the
+town, while these useful appendages were lying on the baggage two
+miles in rear of it.
+
+The heights of St. Christoval, which we occupied as a position to
+cover the siege, were strong, but quite unsheltered, and unfurnished
+with either wood or water. We were indebted for our supplies of the
+latter to the citizens of Salamanca; while stubbles and dry grass were
+our only fuel.
+
+Marmont came down upon us the first night with a thundering cannonade,
+and placed his army _en masse_ on the plain before us, almost within
+gun shot. I was told that, while Lord Wellington was riding along the
+line, under a fire of artillery, and accompanied by a numerous staff,
+that a brace of greyhounds, in pursuit of a hare, passed close to him.
+He was, at the moment, in earnest conversation with General Castanos;
+but the instant he observed them, he gave the view hallo, and went
+after them at full speed, to the utter astonishment of his foreign
+accompaniments. Nor did he stop until he saw the hare killed; when he
+returned, and resumed the commander-in-chief, as if nothing had
+occurred.
+
+The enemy, next morning, commenced a sharp attack on our advanced
+post, in the village of Moresco; and, as it continued to be fed by
+both sides, there was every appearance of its bringing on a general
+action; but they desisted towards the afternoon, and the village
+remained divided between us.
+
+Marmont, after looking at us for several days, did not think it
+prudent to risk an attack on our present post; and, as the
+telegraph-rockets from the town told him that his garrison was reduced
+to extremity, he crossed the Tormes, on the night of the 26th June, in
+the hopes of being able to relieve them from that side of the river.
+Our division followed his movement, and took post, for the night, at
+Aldea Lingua. They sent forward a strong reconnoitring party at
+daylight next morning, but they were opposed by General Bock's brigade
+of heavy German dragoons, who would not permit them to see more than
+was necessary; and, as the forts fell into our hands the same night,
+Marmont had no longer an object in remaining there, and fell back,
+behind the Douro, occupying the line of Toro and Torodesillas.
+
+By the accidental discharge of a musket, one day last year, the ramrod
+entered the belly, passed through the body, and the end of it stuck in
+the back-bone of one of the soldiers of our division, from whence it
+was actually hammered out with a stone. The poor fellow recovered, and
+joined his regiment, as well as ever he had been, and was, last night,
+unfortunately drowned, while bathing in the Tormes.
+
+When the enemy retired, our division advanced and occupied Rueda, a
+handsome little town, on the left bank of the Douro.
+
+It abounded in excellent wines, and our usual evening dances began
+there to be graced by a superior class of females to what they had
+hitherto been accustomed. I remember that, in passing the house of the
+sexton, one evening, I saw his daughter baking a loaf of bread; and,
+falling desperately in love with both her and the loaf, I carried the
+one to the ball and the other to my quarters. A woman was a woman in
+those days; and every officer made it a point of duty to marshal as
+many as he could to the general assembly, no matter whether they were
+countesses or _sextonesses_; and although we, in consequence,
+frequently incurred the most indelible disgrace among the better
+orders of our indiscriminate collection, some of whom would retire in
+disgust; yet, as a sufficient number generally remained for our
+evening's amusement, and we were only birds of passage, it was a
+matter of the most perfect indifference to us what they thought; we
+followed the same course wherever we went.
+
+The French army having, in the mean time, been largely reinforced;
+and, as they commanded the passage of the Douro, we were in hourly
+expectation of an offensive movement from them. As a precautionary
+measure, one-half of our division bivouacked, every night, in front of
+the town. On the evening of the 16th of July, it was our turn to be
+in quarters, and we were in the full enjoyment of our usual evening's
+amusement, when the bugles sounded to arms.
+
+As we had previously experienced two false alarms in the same
+quarters, we thought it more than probable that this might prove one
+also; and, therefore, prevailed upon the ladies to enjoy themselves,
+until our return, upon the good things which we had provided for their
+refreshment, and out of which I hope they drew enough of consolation
+for our absence, as we have not seen them since.
+
+After forming on our alarm-post, we were moved off, in the dark, we
+knew not whither; but every man following the one before him, with the
+most implicit confidence, until, after marching all night, we found
+ourselves, on the following morning, at daylight, near the village of
+Castrejon, where we bivouacked for the day.
+
+I was sent on piquet on the evening of the 17th, to watch a portion of
+the plain before us; and, soon after sunrise on the following morning,
+a cannonade commenced, behind a hill, to my right; and, though the
+combatants were not visible, it was evident that they were not dealing
+in blank-cartridge, as mine happened to be the pitching-post of all
+the enemy's round shot. While I was attentively watching its progress,
+there arose, all at once, behind the rising ground to my left, a yell
+of the most terrific import; and, convinced that it would give
+instantaneous birth to as hideous a body, it made me look, with an eye
+of lightning, at the ground around me; and, seeing a broad deep ditch
+within a hundred yards, I lost not a moment in placing it between my
+piquet and the extraordinary sound, I had scarcely effected the
+movement, when Lord Wellington, with his staff, and a cloud of French
+and English dragoons and horse artillery intermixed, came over the
+hill at full cry, and all hammering at each others' heads in one
+confused mass, over the very ground I had that instant quitted. It
+appeared that his Lordship had gone there to reconnoitre, covered by
+two guns and two squadrons of cavalry, who, by some accident, were
+surprised, and charged by a superior body of the enemy, and sent
+tumbling in upon us in the manner described. A piquet of the
+forty-third had formed on our right, and we were obliged to remain
+passive spectators of such an extraordinary scene going on within a
+few yards of us, as we could not fire without an equal chance of
+shooting some of our own side. Lord Wellington and his staff, with the
+two guns, took shelter, for the moment, behind us, while the cavalry
+went sweeping along our front, where, I suppose, they picked up some
+reinforcement, for they returned, almost instantly, in the same
+confused mass; but the French were now the flyers; and, I must do them
+the justice to say, that they got off in a manner highly creditable to
+themselves. I saw one, in particular, defending himself against two of
+ours; and he would have made his escape from both, but an officer of
+our dragoons came down the hill, and took him in flank, at full speed,
+sending man and horse rolling, headlong, on the plain.
+
+I was highly interested, all this time, in observing the
+distinguished characters which this unlooked-for _turn-up_ had
+assembled around us. Marshal Beresford and the greater part of the
+staff remained with their swords drawn, and the Duke himself did not
+look more than half-pleased, while he silently despatched some of them
+with orders. General Alten, and his huge German orderly dragoon, with
+their swords drawn, cursed, the whole time, to a very large amount;
+but, as it was in German, I had not the full benefit of it. He had an
+opposition swearer in Captain Jenkinson, of the artillery, who
+commanded the two guns, and whose oaths were chiefly aimed at himself
+for his folly, as far as I could understand, in putting so much
+confidence in his covering party, that he had not thought it necessary
+to unfix the catch which horse-artillerymen, I believe, had to prevent
+their swords quitting the scabbards when they are not wanted, and
+which, on this occasion, prevented their jumping forth when they were
+so unexpectedly called for.
+
+The straggling enemy had scarcely cleared away from our front, when
+Lord Combermere came, from the right, with a reinforcement of cavalry;
+and our piquet was, at the same moment, ordered to join the battalion.
+
+The movements which followed presented the most beautiful military
+spectacle imaginable. The enemy were endeavouring to turn our left;
+and, in making a counteracting movement, the two armies were marching
+in parallel lines, close to each other, on a perfect plain, each ready
+to take advantage of any opening of the other, and exchanging round
+shot as they moved along. Our division brought up the rear of the
+infantry, marching with the order and precision of a field-day, in
+open column of companies, and in perfect readiness to receive the
+enemy in any shape; who, on their part, had a huge cavalry force close
+at hand, and equally ready to pounce upon us. Our movement was
+supported by a formidable body of our own dragoons; and, as we drew
+near the bank of the small river Guerrena, our horse-artillery
+continued to file in the same line, to attract the attention of the
+enemy, while we gradually distanced them a little, and crossed the
+river into a position on the high grounds beyond it. The enemy passed
+the river, on our left, and endeavoured to force that part of the
+position; but the troops who were stationed there drove them back,
+with great loss; and at dark the firing ceased.
+
+During the early part of the 19th there appeared to be no movements on
+either side; but, in the afternoon, having fallen asleep in my tent, I
+was awoke by the whistling of a cannon shot; and was just beginning to
+abuse my servant for not having called me sooner, when we were ordered
+to stand to our arms; and, as the enemy were making a movement to our
+right, we made a corresponding one. The cannonade did not cease until
+dark, when we lay down by our arms, the two armies very near to each
+other, and fully expecting a general action on the morrow.
+
+July 20th.--We stood to our arms an hour before daylight, and Lord
+Wellington held out every inducement for his opponent to attack him;
+but Marmont evaded it, and continued his movement on our right, which
+obliged us to continue ours, towards Salamanca; and we were a great
+part of this day in parallel lines with them, the same as on the 18th.
+
+July 21st.--We crossed the Tormes just before dark this evening, about
+two miles above Salamanca, the enemy having passed it higher up.
+Before reaching our ground, we experienced one of the most tremendous
+thunderstorms that I ever witnessed. A sheet of lightning struck the
+head of our column, where I happened to be riding, and deprived me of
+the use of my optics for at least ten minutes. A great many of our
+dragoon horses broke from their piqueting during the storm, and
+galloped past us into the French lines. We lay by our arms on the
+banks of the river, and it continued to rain in torrents the whole of
+the night.
+
+
+BATTLE OF SALAMANCA.
+
+July 22d.--A sharp fire of musketry commenced at day light in the
+morning; but, as it did not immediately concern us, and was nothing
+unusual, we took no notice of it; but busied ourselves in getting our
+arms and our bodies disengaged from the rust and the wet, engendered
+by the storm of the past night.
+
+About ten o'clock, our division was ordered to stand to their arms,
+and then moved into position, with our left resting on the Tormes, and
+our right extending along a ridge of rising ground, thinly
+interspersed with trees, beyond which the other divisions were formed
+in continuation, with the exception of the third, which still remained
+on the opposite bank of the river.
+
+The enemy were to be seen in motion on the opposite ridges, and a
+straggling fire of musketry, with an occasional gun, acted as a sort
+of prelude to the approaching conflict. We heard, about this time,
+that Marmont had just sent to his _ci-devant_ landlord, in Salamanca,
+to desire that he would have the usual dinner ready for himself and
+staff at six o'clock; and so satisfied was "mine host" of the
+infallibility of the French Marshal, that he absolutely set about
+making the necessary preparations.
+
+There assuredly never was an army so anxious as ours was to be brought
+into action on this occasion. They were a magnificent body of
+well-tried soldiers, highly equipped, and in the highest health and
+spirits, with the most devoted confidence in their leader, and an
+invincible confidence in themselves. The retreat of the four preceding
+days had annoyed us beyond measure, for we believed that we were
+nearly equal to the enemy in point of numbers; and the idea of our
+retiring before an equal number of any troops in the world was not to
+be endured with common patience.
+
+We were kept the whole of the forenoon in the most torturing state of
+suspense through contradictory reports. One passing officer telling
+us that he had just heard the order given to attack, and the next
+asserting, with equal confidence, that he had just heard the order to
+retreat; and it was not until about two o'clock in the afternoon, that
+affairs began to wear a more decided aspect; and when our own eyes and
+ears at length conveyed the wished-for tidings that a battle was
+inevitable; for we saw the enemy beginning to close upon our right,
+and the cannonade had become general along the whole line. Lord
+Wellington, about the same time, ordered the movement which decided
+the fate of the day--that of bringing the third division, from beyond
+the river on our left, rapidly to our extreme right, turning the
+enemy, in their attempt to turn us, and commencing the offensive with
+the whole of his right wing. The effect was instantaneous and
+decisive, for although some obstinate and desperate fighting took
+place in the centre, with various success, yet the victory was never
+for a moment in doubt; and the enemy were soon in full retreat,
+leaving seven thousand prisoners, two eagles, and eleven pieces of
+artillery in our hands. Had we been favoured with two hours more
+daylight, their loss would have been incalculable, for they committed
+a blunder at starting, which they never got time to retrieve; and,
+their retreat was, therefore, commenced in such disorder, and with a
+river in their rear, that nothing but darkness could have saved them.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XI.
+
+ Distinguished Characters. A Charge of Dragoons. A Charge against
+ the Nature of Things. Olmeda and the French General, Ferez.
+ Advance towards Madrid. Adventures of my Dinner. The Town of
+ Segovia. El Palacio del Rio Frio. The Escurial. Enter Madrid.
+ Rejoicings. Nearly happy. Change of a Horse. Change of Quarters.
+ A Change confounded. Retire towards Salamanca. Boar-Hunt,
+ Dinner-Hunt, and Bull-Hunt. A Portuguese Funeral conducted by
+ Rifle Undertakers.
+
+
+The third division, under Sir Edward Pakenham, the artillery, and some
+regiments of dragoons, particularly distinguished themselves. But our
+division, very much to our annoyance, came in for a very slender
+portion of this day's glory. We were exposed to a cannonade the whole
+of the afternoon; but, as we were not permitted to advance until very
+late, we had only an opportunity of throwing a few straggling shot at
+the fugitives, before we lost sight of them in the dark; and then
+bivouacked for the night near the village of Huerta, (I think it was
+called).
+
+We started after them at daylight next morning; and, crossing at a
+ford of the Tormes, we found their rear-guard, consisting of three
+regiments of infantry, with some cavalry and artillery, posted on a
+formidable height above the village of Serna. General Bock, with his
+brigade of heavy German dragoons, immediately went at them; and,
+putting their cavalry to flight, he broke through their infantry, and
+took or destroyed the whole of them. This was one of the most gallant
+charges recorded in history. I saw many of these fine fellows lying
+dead along with their horses, on which they were still astride, with
+the sword firmly grasped in the hand, as they had fought the instant
+before; and several of them still wearing a look of fierce defiance,
+which death itself had been unable to quench.
+
+We halted for the night at a village near Penaranda. I took possession
+of the church; and finding the floor strewed with the paraphernalia of
+priesthood, I selected some silk gowns, and other gorgeous trappings,
+with which I made a bed for myself in the porch, and where, "if all
+had been gold that glittered," I should have looked a jewel indeed;
+but it is lamentable to think, that, among the multifarious blessings
+we enjoy in this life, we should never be able to get a dish of glory
+and a dish of beef-steak on the same day; in consequence of which, the
+heart, which ought properly to be soaring in the clouds, or, at all
+events, in a castle half way up, is more generally to be found
+grovelling about a hen-roost, in the vain hope, that, if it cannot get
+hold of the hen herself, it may at least hit upon an egg; and such, I
+remember, was the state of my feelings on this occasion, in
+consequence of my having dined the three preceding days on the half of
+my inclinations.
+
+We halted the next night in the handsome little town of Olmeda, which
+had just been evacuated by the enemy. The French General, Ferez, died
+there, in consequence of the wounds which he received at the battle of
+Salamanca, and his remains had, the night before, been consigned to
+the earth, with the highest honours, and a canopy of laurel placed
+over his grave: but the French had no sooner left the town, than the
+inhabitants exhumed the body, cut off the head, and spurned it with
+the greatest indignity. They were in hopes that this line of conduct
+would have proved a passport to our affections, and conducted us to
+the spot, as to a trophy that they were proud of; but we expressed the
+most unfeigned horror and indignation at their proceeding; and,
+getting some soldiers to assist us, we carefully and respectfully
+replaced his remains in the grave. His _was_ a noble head; and even in
+death, it looked the brave, the gallant soldier. Our conduct had such
+an effect on the Spaniards, that they brought back the canopy, of
+their own accord, and promised, solemnly, that the grave should,
+henceforth, rest undisturbed.
+
+July 26th.--We arrived on the banks of the Douro, within a league of
+Valladolid, where we halted two days; and Lord Wellington, detaching a
+division of infantry and some cavalry to watch the movements of the
+defeated army, proceeded with the remainder of us towards Madrid.
+
+August 1st.--On approaching near to our bivouac this afternoon, I saw
+a good large farm-house, about a mile off the road; and, getting
+permission from my commandant, I made a cast thereto, in search of
+something for dinner. There were two women belonging to the German
+Legion, smoking their pipes in the kitchen, when I arrived; and,
+having the highest respect for their marauding qualifications, I began
+to fear that nothing was to be had, as they were sitting there so
+quietly. I succeeded, however, in purchasing two pair of chickens;
+and, neglecting the precaution of unscrewing their necks, I grasped a
+handful of their legs, and, mounting my horse, proceeded towards the
+camp; but I had scarcely gone a couple of hundred yards, when they
+began opening their throats and flapping with their wings, which
+startled my horse and sent him off at full speed. I lost the rein on
+one side, and, in attempting to pull him up with the other, I brought
+his foot into a rut, and down he came, sending me head-foremost into a
+wet ditch! When I got on my legs, and shook myself a little, I saw
+each particular hen galloping across the field, screeching with all
+its might, while the horse was off in a different direction; and,
+casting a rueful look at the chickens, I naturally followed him, as
+the most valuable of the collection. Fortunately, a heavy boat-cloak
+caused the saddle to roll under his belly; and finding that he could
+not make way in consequence, he quietly waited for me about a quarter
+of a mile off. When I had remounted, I looked back to the scene of my
+disaster, and saw my two German _friends_ busily employed in catching
+the chickens. I rode towards them, and they were, no doubt, in hopes
+that I had broken my neck, that they might have the sacking of me,
+also; for, as I approached, I observed them concealing the fowls under
+their clothes, while the one took up a position behind the other.
+After reconnoitring them a short time, I rode up and demanded the
+fowls, when the one looked at the other, and, in well-feigned
+astonishment, asked, in _Dutch_, what I could possibly mean? then gave
+me to understand that they could not comprehend English; but I
+immediately said, "Come, come! none of your gammon; you have got my
+fowls, here's half a dollar for your trouble in catching them, so hand
+them out." "Oh!" said one of them, in English, "it is de fowl you
+want," and they then produced them. After paying them the stipulated
+sum, I wished them all the compliments of the season, and thought
+myself fortunate in getting off so well; for they were each six feet
+high, and as strong as a horse, and I felt convinced that they had
+often thrashed a better man than myself in the course of their
+military career.
+
+August 7th.--Halted near the ancient town of Segovia, which bears a
+strong resemblance to the old town of Edinburgh, built on a lofty
+ridge, that terminates in an abrupt summit, on which stands the
+fortified tower, celebrated in the Adventures of Gil Blas. It is a
+fine old town, boasts of a superb Roman aqueduct, and is famous for
+ladies' shoes.
+
+Our bivouac, this evening, was on the banks of El Rio Frio, near to a
+new hunting-palace of the King of Spain. It was a large quadrangular
+building, each side full of empty rooms, with nothing but their youth
+to recommend them.
+
+On the 9th, we crossed the Guadarama mountains, and halted, for the
+night, in the park of the Escurial.
+
+I had, from childhood upwards, considered this palace as the eighth
+wonder of the world, and was, therefore, proportionately disappointed
+at finding it a huge, gloomy, unmeaning pile of building, looking
+somewhat less interesting than the wild craggy mountain opposite, and
+without containing a single room large enough to flog a cat in. The
+only apartment that I saw worth looking at was the one in which their
+_dead kings live_!
+
+
+ENTERED MADRID,
+
+August 13th, 1812.
+
+As we approached the capital, imagination was busy in speculating on
+the probable nature of our reception. The peasantry, with whom we had
+hitherto been chiefly associated, had imbibed a rooted hatred to the
+French, caused by the wanton cruelties experienced at their hands,
+both in their persons and their property; otherwise they were a
+cheerful, hospitable, and orderly people, and, had they been permitted
+to live in peace and quietness, it was a matter of the most perfect
+indifference to them whether Joseph, Ferdinand, or the ghost of Don
+Quixotte was their king. But the citizens of Madrid had been living
+four years in comparative peace, under the dominion of a French
+government, and in the enjoyment of all the gaieties of that
+luxurious court; to which, if I add that we entertained, at that time,
+some slight jealousy regarding the pretensions of the French officers
+to the favours of the fair, I believe the prevailing opinion was that
+_we_ should be considered as the intruders. It was, therefore, a
+matter of the most unexpected exultation, when we entered it, on the
+afternoon of the 13th of August, to find ourselves hailed as
+liberators, with the most joyous acclamations, by surrounding
+multitudes, who continued their rejoicings for three successive days.
+By day, the riches of each house were employed in decorations to its
+exterior; and, by night, they were brilliantly illuminated, during
+which time all business was suspended, and the whole population of the
+city crowded the streets, emulating each other in heaping honours and
+caresses upon us.
+
+King Joseph had retired on our approach, leaving a garrison in the
+fortified palace of El Retiro; but they surrendered some days
+afterwards, and we remained there for three months, basking in the
+sunshine of beauty, harmony, and peace. I shall ever look back to that
+period as the most pleasing event of my military life.
+
+The only bar to our perfect felicity was the want of money, as,
+independent of long arrears, already due, the military chest continued
+so very poor that it could not afford to give us more than a
+fortnight's pay during these three months; and, as nobody could,
+would, or should give cash for bills, we were obliged to sell silver
+spoons, watches, and every thing of value that we stood possessed of,
+to purchase the common necessaries of life.
+
+My Irish _criado_, who used to take uncommon liberties with my
+property, having been two or three days in the rear, with the baggage,
+at the time of the battle of Salamanca, took upon himself to exchange
+my baggage-horse for another; and his apology for so doing was, that
+the one he had got was twice as big as the one he gave! The additional
+size, however, so far from being an advantage, proved quite the
+reverse; for I found that he could eat as much as he could carry,
+and, as he was obliged to carry all that he had to eat, I was forced
+to put him on half allowance, to make room for my baggage; in
+consequence of which, every bone in his body soon became so _pointed_
+that I could easily have hung my hat on any part of his hind quarters.
+I therefore took advantage of our present repose to let him have the
+benefit of a full allowance, that enabled me to effect an exchange
+between him and a mule, getting five dollars to the bargain, which
+made me one of the happiest and, I believe, also, one of the richest
+men in the army. I expended the first dollar next day, in getting
+admission to a bullfight, in their national amphitheatre, where the
+first thing that met my astonished eyes was a mad bull giving the
+finishing _prode_ to my unfortunate big horse.
+
+Lord Wellington, with some divisions of the army, proceeded, about the
+beginning of September, to undertake the siege of Burgos, leaving
+those at Madrid, under the orders of Sir Rowland Hill, so that,
+towards the end of October, our delightful sojourn there drew
+perceptibly to a close, for it was known that King Joseph, with the
+forces under Soult and Jourdan, now united, were moving upon Aranjuez,
+and that all, excepting our own division, were already in motion, to
+dispute the passage of the Tagus, and to cover the capital. About four
+o'clock on the morning of the 23d of October, we received orders to be
+on our alarm-posts at six, and, as soon as we had formed, we were
+marched to the city of Alcala.
+
+October 27th.--We were all this day marching to Arganda, and all night
+marching back again. If any one thing is more particularly damned than
+another it is a march of this kind.
+
+October 30th--An order arrived, from Lord Wellington, for our corps of
+the army to fall back upon Salamanca; we, therefore, returned to
+Madrid, and, after halting outside the gates until we were joined by
+Skerret's division, from Cadiz, we bade a last sorrowful adieu to our
+friends in the city, and commenced our retreat.
+
+October 31st.--Halted for the night in the park of the Escurial. It is
+amusing, on a division's first taking up its ground, to see the
+numbers of hares that are, every instant, starting up among the men,
+and the scrambling and shouting of the soldiers for the prize. This
+day, when the usual shout was given, every man ran, with his cap in
+his hand, to endeavour to capture poor _puss_, as he imagined, but
+which turned out to be two wild boars, who contrived to make room for
+themselves so long as there was nothing but men's caps to contend
+with; but they very soon had as many bayonets as bristles in their
+backs. We re-crossed the Guadarama mountains next morning.
+
+November 2d.--Halted, this night, in front of a small town, the name
+of which I do not recollect. It was beginning to get dark by the time
+I had posted our guards and piquets, when I rode into it, to endeavour
+to find my messmates, who, I knew, had got a dinner waiting for me
+somewhere.
+
+I entered a large square, or market-place, and found it crowded with
+soldiers of all nations, most of them three-parts drunk, and in the
+midst of whom a mad bull was performing the most extraordinary feats,
+quite unnoticed, excepting by those who had the misfortune to attract
+his attention. The first intimation that I had of him was his charging
+past me, and making a thrust at our quarter-master, carrying off a
+portion of his regimental trousers. He next got a fair toss at a
+Portuguese soldier, and sent him spinning three or four turns up in
+the air. I was highly amused in observing the fellow's astonishment
+when he alighted, to see that he had not the remotest idea to what
+accident he was indebted for such an evolution, although he seemed
+fully prepared to quarrel with any one who chose to acknowledge any
+participation in the deed; but the cause of it was, all the time,
+finding fresh customers, and, making the grand tour of the square with
+such velocity, I began to fear that I should soon be on his list also,
+if I did not take shelter in the nearest house, a measure no sooner
+thought of than executed. I, therefore, opened a door, and drove my
+horse in before me; but there instantly arose such an uproar within,
+that I began to wish myself once more on the outside on any terms, for
+it happened to be occupied by English, Portuguese, and German
+bullock-drivers, who had been seated round a table, scrambling for a
+dinner, when my horse upset the table, lights, and every thing on it.
+The only thing that I could make out amid their confused curses was,
+that they had come to the determination of putting the cause of the
+row to death; but, as I begged to differ with them on that point, I
+took the liberty of knocking one or two of them down, and finally
+succeeded in extricating my horse, with whom I retraced my way to the
+camp, weary, angry, and hungry. On my arrival there, I found an
+orderly waiting to show me the way to dinner, which once more restored
+me to good humour with myself and all the world; while the adventure
+afforded my companions a hearty laugh, at my expense.
+
+November 6th.--In the course of this day's march, while our battalion
+formed the rear-guard, at a considerable distance in the rear of the
+column, we found a Portuguese soldier, who had been left by his
+regiment, lying in the middle of the road, apparently dead; but, on
+examining him more closely, we had reason to think that he was merely
+in a state of stupor, arising from fatigue and the heat of the
+weather,--an opinion which caused us no little uneasiness. Although we
+did not think it quite fair to bury a living man, yet we had no means
+whatever of carrying him off; and to leave him where he was, would, in
+all probability, have cost us a number of better lives than his had
+ever been, for the French, who were then in sight, had hitherto been
+following us at a very respectable distance; and, had they found that
+we were retiring in such a hurry as to leave our half-dead people on
+the road, they would not have been Frenchmen if they did not give us
+an extra push, to help us along. Under all the circumstances of the
+case, therefore, although our doctor was of opinion that, with time
+and attention, he might recover, and not having either the one or the
+other to spare, the remainder of us, who had voted ourselves into a
+sort of board of survey, thought it most prudent to find him dead;
+and, carrying him a little off the road to the edge of a ravine, we
+scraped a hole in the sand with our swords, and placed him in it. We
+covered him but very lightly, and left his head and arms at perfect
+liberty; so that, although he might be said to have had both feet in
+the grave, yet he might still have scrambled out of it, if he could.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XII.
+
+ Reach Salamanca. Retreat from it. Pig Hunting, an Enemy to
+ Sleep-Hunting. Putting one's Foot in it. Affair on the 17th of
+ November. Bad Legs sometimes last longer than good ones. A Wet
+ Birth. Prospectus of a Day's Work. A lost _déjûné_ better than a
+ found one. Advantages not taken. A disagreeable Amusement. End of
+ the Campaign of 1812. Winter Quarters. Orders and Disorders
+ treated. Farewell Opinion of Ancient Allies. My House.
+
+
+November 7th.--Halted this night at Alba de Tormes, and next day
+marched into quarters in Salamanca, where we rejoined Lord Wellington
+with the army from Burgos.
+
+On the 14th, the British army concentrated on the field of their
+former glory, in consequence of a part of the French army having
+effected the passage of the river, above Alba de Tormes. On the 15th,
+the whole of the enemy's force having passed the river, a cannonade
+commenced early in the day; and it was the general belief that, ere
+night, a second battle of Salamanca would be recorded. But, as all the
+French armies in Spain were now united in our front, and out-numbered
+us so far, Lord Wellington, seeing no decided advantage to be gained
+by risking a battle, at length ordered a retreat, which we commenced
+about three in the afternoon. Our division halted for the night at the
+entrance of a forest about four miles from Salamanca.
+
+The heavy rains which usually precede the Spanish winter had set in
+the day before; and, as the roads in that part of the country cease to
+be roads for the remainder of the season, we were now walking nearly
+knee deep, in a stiff mud, into which no man could thrust his foot,
+with the certainty of having a shoe at the end of it when he pulled it
+out again; and, that we might not be miserable by halves, we had, this
+evening, to regale our chops with the last morsel of biscuit that
+they were destined to grind during the retreat.
+
+We cut some boughs of trees to keep us out of the mud, and lay down to
+sleep on them, wet to the skin; but the cannonade of the afternoon had
+been succeeded, after dark, by a continued firing of musketry, which
+led us to believe that our piquets were attacked, and, in momentary
+expectation of an order to stand to our arms, we kept ourselves awake
+the whole night, and were not a little provoked when we found, next
+morning, that it had been occasioned by numerous stragglers from the
+different regiments, shooting at the pigs belonging to the peasantry
+which were grazing in the wood.
+
+November 16th.--Retiring from daylight until dark through the same
+description of roads. The French dragoons kept close behind, but did
+not attempt to molest us. It still continued to rain hard, and we
+again passed the night in a wood. I was very industriously employed,
+during the early part of it, feeling, in the dark, for acorns, as a
+substitute for bread.
+
+November 17th.--At daylight this morning the enemy's cavalry advanced
+in force; but they were kept in check by the skirmishers of the 14th
+light dragoons, until the road became open, when we continued our
+retreat. Our brigade-major was at this time obliged to go to the rear,
+sick, and I was appointed to act for him.
+
+We were much surprised, in the course of the forenoon, to hear a sharp
+firing commence behind us, on the very road by which we were retiring;
+and it was not until we reached the spot that we learnt that the
+troops who were retreating, by a road parallel to ours, had left it
+too soon, and enabled some French dragoons, under cover of the forest,
+to advance unperceived to the flank of our line of march, who, seeing
+an interval between two divisions of infantry, which was filled with
+light baggage and some passing officers, dashed at it, and made some
+prisoners in the scramble of the moment, amongst whom was
+Lieutenant-General Sir Edward Paget.
+
+Our division formed on the heights above Samunoz to cover the passage
+of the rivulet, which was so swollen with the heavy rains, as only to
+be passable at particular fords. While we waited there for the passage
+of the rest of the army, the enemy, under cover of the forest, was, at
+the same time, assembling in force close around us; and the moment
+that we began to descend the hill, towards the rivulet, we were
+assailed by a heavy fire of cannon and musketry, while their powerful
+cavalry were in readiness to take advantage of any confusion which
+might have occurred. We effected the passage, however, in excellent
+order, and formed on the opposite bank of the stream, where we
+continued under a cannonade and engaged in a sharp skirmish until
+dark.
+
+Our loss on this occasion was considerable, but it would have been
+much greater, had not the enemy's shells buried themselves so deep in
+the soft ground, that their explosions did little injury. It appeared
+singular to us, who were not medical men, that an officer and several
+of our division, who were badly wounded on this occasion, in the leg,
+and who were sent to the rear on gun-carriages, should have died of a
+mortification in the limb which was _not_ wounded.
+
+When the firing ceased, we received the usual order "to make ourselves
+comfortable for the night," and I never remember an instance in which
+we had so much difficulty in obeying it; for the ground we occupied
+was a perfect flat, which was flooded more than ankle deep with water,
+excepting here and there, where the higher ground around the roots of
+trees, presented circles of a few feet of visible earth, upon which we
+grouped ourselves. Some few fires were kindled, at which we roasted
+some bits of raw beef on the points of our swords, and eat them by way
+of a dinner. There was plenty of water to apologize for the want of
+better fluids, but bread sent no apology at all.
+
+Some divisions of the army had commenced retiring as soon as it was
+dark, and the whole had been ordered to move, so that the roads might
+be clear for us before daylight. I was sent twice in the course of the
+night to see what progress they had made; but such was the state of
+the roads, that even within an hour of daylight, two divisions,
+besides our own, were still unmoved, which would consequently delay us
+so long, that we looked forward to a severe harassing day's fighting;
+a kind of fighting, too, that is the least palatable of any, where
+much might be lost, and nothing was to be gained. With such prospects
+before us, it made my very heart rejoice to see my brigadier's servant
+commence boiling some chocolate and frying a beef-steak. I watched its
+progress with a keenness which intense hunger alone could inspire, and
+was on the very point of having my desires consummated, when the
+general, getting uneasy at not having received any communication
+relative to the movements of the morning, and, without considering how
+feelingly my stomach yearned for a better acquaintance with the
+contents of his frying-pan, desired me to ride to General Alten for
+orders. I found the general at a neighbouring tree; but he cut off all
+hopes of my timely return, by desiring me to remain with him until he
+received the report of an officer whom he had sent to ascertain the
+progress of the other divisions.
+
+While I was toasting myself at his fire, so sharply set that I could
+have eaten one of my boots, I observed his German orderly dragoon, at
+an adjoining fire, stirring up the contents of a camp-kettle, that
+once more revived my departing hopes, and I presently had the
+satisfaction of seeing him dipping in some basins, presenting one to
+the general, one to the aide-de-camp, and a third to myself. The mess
+which it contained I found, after swallowing the whole at a draught,
+was neither more nor less than the produce of a piece of beef boiled
+in plain water; and, though it would have been enough to have
+physicked a dromedary at any other time, yet, as I could then have
+made a good hole in the dromedary himself, it sufficiently satisfied
+my cravings to make me equal to any thing for the remainder of the
+day.
+
+We were soon after ordered to stand to our arms, and, as day lit up, a
+thick haze hung on the opposite hills, which prevented our seeing the
+enemy; and, as they did not attempt to feel for us, we, contrary to
+our expectations, commenced our retreat unmolested; nor could we quite
+believe our good fortune when, towards the afternoon, we had passed
+several places where they could have assailed us, in flank, with great
+advantage, and caused us a severe loss, almost in spite of fate; but
+it afterwards appeared that they were quite knocked up with their
+exertions in overtaking us the day before, and were unable to follow
+further. We halted on a swampy height, behind St. Espiritu, and
+experienced another night of starvation and rain.
+
+I now felt considerably more for my horse than myself, as he had been
+three days and nights without a morsel of any kind to eat. Our
+baggage-animals, too, we knew were equally ill off, and, as they
+always preceded us a day's march, it was highly amusing, whenever we
+found a dead horse, or a mule, lying on the road-side, to see the
+anxiety with which every officer went up to reconnoitre him, each
+fearing that he should have the misfortune to recognize it as his own.
+
+On the 19th of November we arrived at the convent of Caridad, near
+Ciudad Rodrigo, and once more experienced the comforts of our baggage
+and provisions. My boots had not been off since the 13th, and I found
+it necessary to cut them to pieces, to get my swollen feet out of
+them.
+
+This retreat terminated the campaign of 1812. After a few days' delay,
+and some requisite changes about the neighbourhood, while all the
+world were getting shook into their places, our battalion finally took
+possession of the village of Alameida for the winter, where, after
+forming a regimental mess, we detached an officer to Lamego, and
+secured to ourselves a bountiful supply of the best juice of the
+grape which the neighbouring banks of the Douro afforded. The quarter
+we now occupied was naturally pretty much upon a par with those of the
+last two winters, but it had the usual advantages attending the march
+of intellect. The officers of the division united in fitting up an
+empty chapel, in the village of Galegos, as an amateur theatre, for
+which, by the by, we were all regularly cursed, from the altar, by the
+bishop of Rodrigo. Lord Wellington kept a pack of foxhounds, and the
+Hon. Captain Stewart, of ours, a pack of harriers, so that these, in
+addition to our old _Bolero_ meetings, enabled us to pass a very
+tolerable winter.
+
+The neighbouring plains abounded with hares; it was one of the most
+beautiful coursing countries, perhaps, in the world; and there was,
+also, some shooting to be had at the numerous vultures preying on the
+dead carcasses which strewed the road-side on the line of our last
+retreat.
+
+Up to this period Lord Wellington had been adored by the army, in
+consideration of his brilliant achievements, and for his noble and
+manly bearing in all things; but, in consequence of some disgraceful
+irregularities which took place during the retreat, he immediately
+after issued an order, conveying a sweeping censure on the whole army.
+His general conduct was too upright for even the finger of malice
+itself to point at; but as his censure, on this occasion, was not
+strictly confined to the guilty, it afforded a handle to disappointed
+persons, and excited a feeling against him, on the part of
+individuals, which has probably never since been obliterated.
+
+It began by telling us that we had suffered no privations; and, though
+this was hard to be digested on an empty stomach, yet, taking it in
+its more liberal meaning, that our privations were not of an extent to
+justify any irregularities, which I readily admit; still, as many
+regiments were not guilty of any irregularities, it is not to be
+wondered if such should have felt, at first, a little sulky to find,
+in the general reproof, that no loop-hole whatever had been left for
+them to creep through; for, I believe I am justified in saying that
+neither our own, nor the two gallant corps associated with us, had a
+single man absent that we could not satisfactorily account for. But it
+touched us still more tenderly in not excepting us from his general
+charge of inexpertness in camp arrangements; for, it was _our belief_,
+and in which we were in some measure borne out by circumstances, that,
+had he placed us, at the same moment, in the same field, with an equal
+number of the best troops in France, that he would not only have seen
+our fires as quickly lit, but every Frenchman roasting on them to the
+bargain, if they waited long enough to be _dressed_; for there,
+perhaps, never was, nor ever again will be, such a war-brigade as that
+which was composed of the forty-third, fifty-second, and the rifles.
+
+That not only censure, but condign punishment was merited, in many
+instances, is certain; and, had his lordship dismissed some officers
+from the service, and caused some of the disorderly soldiers to be
+shot, it would not only have been an act of justice, but, probably, a
+necessary example. Had he hanged every commissary, too, who failed to
+issue the regular rations to the troops dependent on him, unless they
+proved that they were starved themselves, it would only have been a
+just sacrifice to the offended stomachs of many thousands of gallant
+fellows.
+
+In our brigade, I can safely say, that the order in question excited
+"more of sorrow than of anger;" we thought that, had it been
+_particular_, it would have been just; but, as it was _general_, that
+it was inconsiderate; and we, therefore, regretted that he who had
+been, and still was, the god of our idolatry, should thereby have laid
+himself open to the attacks of the ill-natured.
+
+Alameida is a Spanish village, situated within a stone's throw of the
+boundary-line of the sister-kingdom; and, as the head-quarters of the
+army, as well as the nearest towns, from whence we drew our supplies,
+lay in Portugal, our connexions, while we remained there, were chiefly
+with the latter kingdom; and, having passed the three last winters on
+their frontier, we, in the month of May, 1813, prepared to bid it a
+final adieu, with very little regret. The people were kind and
+hospitable, and not destitute of intelligence; but, somehow, they
+appeared to be the creatures of a former age, and showed an indolence
+and want of enterprise which marked them born for slaves; and,
+although the two cacadore regiments attached to our division were, at
+all times, in the highest order, and conducted themselves gallantly in
+the field, yet, I am of opinion that, as a nation, they owe their
+character for bravery almost entirely to the activity and gallantry of
+the British officers who organized and led them. The veriest cowards
+in existence must have shown the same front under such discipline. I
+did not see enough of their gentry to enable me to form an opinion
+about them; but the middling and lower orders are extremely filthy
+both in their persons and in their houses, and they have all an
+intolerable itch for gambling. The soldiers, though fainting with
+fatigue on the line of march, invariably group themselves in
+card-parties whenever they are allowed a few minutes' halt; and a
+non-commissioned officer, with half-a-dozen men on any duty of
+fatigue, are very generally to be seen as follows, viz. one man as a
+sentry, to watch the approach of the superintending officer, one man
+at work, and the non-commissioned officer, with the other four, at
+cards.
+
+The cottages in Alameida, and, indeed, in all the Spanish villages,
+generally contain two mud-floored apartments: the outer one, though
+more cleanly than the Irish, is, nevertheless, fashioned after the
+same manner, and is common alike to the pigs and the people; while the
+inner looks more like the gun-room of a ship-of-war, having a
+sitting-apartment in the centre, with small sleeping-cabins branching
+from it, each illuminated by a port-hole, about a foot square. We did
+not see daylight "through a glass darkly," as on London's
+Ludgate-hill, for there the air circulated freely, and mild it came,
+and pure, and fragrant, as if it had just stolen over a bed of roses.
+If a man did not like _that_, he had only to shut his port, and remain
+in darkness, inhaling his own preferred sweetness! The outside of my
+sleeping-cabin was interwoven with ivy and honeysuckle, and, among the
+branches, a nightingale had established itself, and sung sweetly,
+night after night, during the whole of the winter. I could not part
+from such a pleasing companion, and from a bed in which I had enjoyed
+so many tranquil slumbers, without a sigh, though I was ungrateful
+enough to accompany it with a fervent wish that I might never see them
+again; for I looked upon the period that I had spent there as so much
+time lost.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XIII.
+
+ A Review. Assembly of the Army. March to Salamanca. To Aldea
+ Nueva. To Toro. An Affair of the Hussar Brigade. To Palencia. To
+ the Neighbourhood of Burgos. To the Banks of the Ebro. Fruitful
+ sleeping place. To Medina. A Dance before it was due. Smell the
+ Foe. Affair at St. Milan. A Physical River.
+
+
+May, 1813.--In the early part of this month our division was reviewed
+by Lord Wellington, preparatory to the commencement of another
+campaign; and I certainly never saw a body of troops in a more
+highly-efficient state. It did one's very heart good to look at our
+battalion that day, seeing each company standing a hundred strong, and
+the intelligence of several campaigns stamped on each daring, bronzed
+countenance, which looked you boldly in the face, in the fullness of
+vigour and confidence, as if it cared neither for man nor devil.
+
+On the 21st of May, our division broke up from winter-quarters, and
+assembled in front of Ciudad Rodrigo, with all excepting the left wing
+of the army, which, under Sir Thomas Graham, had already passed the
+Douro, and was ascending its right bank.
+
+An army which has seen some campaigns in the field, affords a great
+deal of amusement in its assembling after winter-quarters. There is
+not only the greeting of long-parted friends and acquaintances in the
+same walks of life, but, among the different divisions which the
+nature of the service generally threw a good deal together, there was
+not so much as a mule or a donkey that was not known to each
+individual, and its absence noticed; nor a scamp of a boy, or a common
+Portuguese trull, who was not as particularly inquired after, as if
+the fate of the campaign depended on their presence.
+
+On the 22d, we advanced towards Salamanca, and, the next day, halted
+at Samunoz, on our late field of action. With what different feelings
+did we now view the same spot! In our last visit, winter was on the
+face of the land, as well as on our minds; we were worn out with
+fatigue, mortification, and starvation; now, all was summer and
+sunshine. The dismal swamps had now become verdant meadows; we had
+plenty in the camp, vigour in our limbs, and hope in our bosoms.
+
+We were, this day, joined by the household brigade of cavalry from
+England; and, as there was a report in the morning that the enemy were
+in the neighbourhood, some of the life-guards concluded that every
+thing in front of their camp must be a part of them, and they,
+accordingly, apprehended some of the light dragoon horses, which
+happened to be grazing near. One of their officers came to dine with
+me that day, and he was in the act of reporting their capture, when my
+orderly-book was brought at the moment, containing an offer of reward
+for the detection of the thieves!
+
+On the 27th, we encamped on the banks of the Tormes, at a ford, about
+a league below Salamanca. A body of the enemy, who had occupied the
+city, suffered severely before they got away, in a brush with some
+part of Sir Rowland Hill's corps; chiefly, I believe, from some of his
+artillery.
+
+On the 28th, we crossed the river, and marched near to Aldea Nueva,
+where we remained stationary for some days, under Sir Rowland Hill;
+Lord Wellington having proceeded from Salamanca to join the left wing
+of the army, beyond the Douro.
+
+On the 2d of June, we were again put in motion; and, after a very long
+march, encamped near the Douro, opposite the town of Toro.
+
+Lord Wellington had arrived there the day before, without being
+opposed by the enemy; but there had been an affair of cavalry, a short
+distance beyond the town, in which the hussar brigade particularly
+distinguished themselves, and took about three hundred prisoners.
+
+On the morning of the 3d, we crossed the river; and, marching through
+the town of Toro, encamped about half a league beyond it. The enemy
+had put the castle in a state of repair, and constructed a number of
+other works to defend the passage of the river; but the masterly eye
+of our chief, having seen his way round the town, spared them the
+trouble of occupying the works; yet, loth to think that so much labour
+should be altogether lost, he garrisoned their castle with the three
+hundred taken by the hussar brigade, for which it made a very good
+jail.
+
+On the 4th, we were again in motion, and had a long, warm, fatiguing
+march; as, also, on the 5th and 6th. On the 7th, we encamped outside
+of Palencia, a large rickety looking old town; with the front of every
+house supported by pillars, like so many worn out old bachelors on
+crutches.
+
+The French did not interfere with our accommodation in the slightest,
+but made it a point to leave every place an hour or two before we came
+to it; so that we quietly continued our daily course, following nearly
+the line of the Canal de Castile, through a country luxuriant in
+corn-fields and vineyards, until the 12th, when we arrived within two
+or three leagues of Burgos, (on its left,) and where we found a body
+of the enemy in position, whom we immediately proceeded to attack; but
+they evaporated on our approach, and fell back upon Burgos. We
+encamped for the night on the banks of a river, a short distance to
+the rear. Next morning, at daylight, an explosion shook the ground
+like an earthquake, and made every man jump upon his legs; and it was
+not until some hours after, when Lord Wellington returned from
+reconnoitring, that we learnt that the castle of Burgos had been just
+blown up, and the town evacuated by the enemy.
+
+We continued our march on the 13th, through a very rich country.
+
+On the 14th, we had a long harassing day's march, through a rugged
+mountainous country, which afforded only an occasional glimpse of
+fertility, in some pretty little valleys with which it was
+intersected.
+
+We started at daylight on the 15th, through a dreary region of solid
+rock, bearing an abundant crop of loose stones, without a particle of
+soil or vegetation visible to the naked eye in any direction. After
+leaving nearly twenty miles of this horrible wilderness behind us, our
+weary minds clogged with an imaginary view of nearly as much more of
+it in our front, we found ourselves, all at once, looking down upon
+the valley of the Ebro, near the village of Arenas, one of the
+richest, loveliest, and most romantic spots that I ever beheld. The
+influence of such a scene on the mind can scarcely be believed. Five
+minutes before we were all as _lively_ as stones. In a moment we were
+all fruits and flowers; and many a pair of legs, that one would have
+thought had not a kick left in them, were, in five minutes after, seen
+dancing across the bridge, to the tune of "the downfal of Paris,"
+which struck up from the bands of the different regiments.
+
+I lay down that night in a cottage garden, with my head on a melon,
+and my eye on a cherry-tree, and resigned myself to a repose which
+did not require a long courtship.
+
+We resumed our march at daybreak on the 16th. The road, in the first
+instance, wound through orchards and luxurious gardens, and then
+closed in to the edge of the river, through a difficult and formidable
+pass, where the rocks on each side, arising to a prodigious height,
+hung over each other in fearful grandeur, and in many places nearly
+met together over our heads.
+
+After following the course of the river for nearly two miles, the
+rocks on each side gradually expanded into another valley, lovely as
+the one we had left, and where we found the fifth division of our army
+lying encamped. They were still asleep; and the rising sun, and a
+beautiful morning, gave additional sublimity to the scene; for there
+was nothing but the tops of the white tents peeping above the fruit
+trees; and an occasional sentinel pacing his post, that gave any
+indication of what a nest of hornets the blast of a bugle could bring
+out of that apparently peaceful solitude.
+
+Our road now wound up the mountain to our right; and, almost satiated
+with the continued grandeur around us, we arrived, in the afternoon,
+at the town of Medina, and encamped a short distance beyond it.
+
+We were welcomed into every town or village through which we passed,
+by the peasant girls, who were in the habit of meeting us with
+garlands of flowers, and dancing before us in a peculiar style of
+their own; and it not unfrequently happened, that while they were so
+employed with one regiment, the preceding one was diligently engaged
+in pulling down some of their houses for firewood--a measure which we
+were sometimes obliged to have recourse to, where no other fuel could
+be had, and for which they were, ultimately, paid by the British
+Government; but it was a measure that was more likely to have set the
+poor souls dancing mad than for joy, had they foreseen the
+consequences of our visit.
+
+June 17th.--We had not seen any thing of the enemy since we left the
+neighbourhood of Burgos; but, after reaching our ground this evening,
+we were aware that some of their videttes were feeling for us.
+
+On the morning of the 18th, we were ordered to march to San Milan, a
+small town, about two leagues off; and where, on our arrival on the
+hill above it, we found a division of French infantry, as strong as
+ourselves, in the act of crossing our path. The surprise, I believe,
+was mutual, though I doubt whether the pleasure was equally so; for we
+were red hot for an opportunity of retaliating for the Salamanca
+retreat; and, as the old saying goes, "there is no opportunity like
+the present." Their leading brigade had nearly passed before we came
+up, but not a moment was lost after we did. Our battalion dispersing
+among the brushwood, went down the hill upon them; and, with a
+destructive fire, broke through their line of march, supported by the
+rest of the brigade. Those that had passed made no attempt at a stand,
+but continued their flight, keeping up as good a fire as their
+circumstances would permit; while we kept hanging on their flank and
+rear, through a good rifle country, which enabled us to make
+considerable havoc among them. Their general's aide-de-camp, amongst
+others, was mortally wounded; and a lady, on a white horse, who
+probably was his wife, remained beside him, until we came very near.
+She appeared to be in great distress; but, though we called to her to
+remain, and not to be alarmed, yet she galloped off as soon as a
+decided step became necessary. The object of her solicitude did not
+survive many minutes after we reached him. We followed the retreating
+foe until late in the afternoon. On this occasion, our brigade came in
+for all the blows, and the other for all the baggage, which was
+marching between the two French brigades; the latter of which, seeing
+the scrape into which the first had fallen, very prudently left it to
+its fate, and dispersed on the opposite mountains, where some of them
+fell into the hands of a Spanish force that was detached in pursuit;
+but, I believe, the greater part succeeded in joining their army the
+day after the battle of Vittoria.
+
+We heard a heavy cannonade all day to our left, occasioned, as we
+understood, by the fifth division falling in with another detachment
+of the enemy, which the unexpected and rapid movements of Lord
+Wellington was hastening to their general point of assembly.
+
+On the early part of the 19th, we were fagging up the face of a
+mountain, under a sultry hot sun, until we came to a place where a
+beautiful clear stream was dashing down the face of it, when the
+division was halted, to enable the men to refresh themselves. Every
+man carries a cup, and every man ran and swallowed a cup full of
+it--it was salt water from the springs of Salinas; and it was truly
+ludicrous to see their faces after taking such a voluntary dose. I
+observed an Irishman, who, not satisfied with the first trial, and
+believing that his cup had been infected by some salt breaking loose
+in his haversack, he washed it carefully and then drank a second one,
+when, finding no change, he exclaimed,--"by J----s, boys, we must be
+near the sea, for the water's getting salt!" We, soon after, passed
+through the village of Salinas, situated at the source of the stream,
+where there is a considerable salt manufactory. The inhabitants were
+so delighted to see us, that they placed buckets full of it at the
+doors of the different houses, and entreated our men to help
+themselves as they passed along. It rained hard in the afternoon, and
+it was late before we got to our ground. We heard a good deal of
+firing in the neighbourhood in the course of the day, but our division
+was not engaged.
+
+We retained the same bivouac all day on the 20th; it was behind a
+range of mountains within a short distance of the left of the enemy's
+position, as we afterwards discovered; and though we heard an
+occasional gun, from the other side of the mountain in the course of
+the day, fired at Lord Wellington's reconnoitring party, the peace of
+our valley remained undisturbed.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XIV.
+
+ Battle of Vittoria. Defeat of the Enemy. Confusion among their
+ Followers. Plunder. Colonel Cameron. Pursuit, and the Capture of
+ their Last Gun. Arrive near Pampeluna. At Villalba. An Irish
+ method of making a useless Bed useful.
+
+
+BATTLE OF VITTORIA,
+
+June 21st, 1813.
+
+Our division got under arms this morning before daylight, passed the
+base of the mountain by its left, through the camp of the fourth
+division, who were still asleep in their tents, to the banks of the
+river Zadora, at the village of Tres Puentes. The opposite side of the
+river was occupied by the enemy's advanced posts, and we saw their
+army on the hills beyond, while the spires of Vittoria were visible
+in the distance. We felt as if there was likely to be a battle; but as
+that was an event we were never sure of, until we found ourselves
+actually in it, we lay for some time just out of musket shot,
+uncertain what was likely to turn up, and waiting for orders. At
+length a sharp fire of musketry was heard to our right; and, on
+looking in that direction, we saw the head of Sir Rowland Hill's
+corps, together with some Spanish troops, attempting to force the
+mountain which marked the enemy's left. The three battalions of our
+regiment were, at the same moment, ordered forward to feel the enemy,
+who lined the opposite banks of the river, with whom we were quickly
+engaged in a warm skirmish. The affair with Sir Rowland Hill became
+gradually warmer, but ours had apparently no other object than to
+amuse those who were opposite to us, for the moment; so that, for
+about two hours longer, it seemed as if there would be nothing but an
+affair of outposts. About twelve o'clock, however, we were moved
+rapidly to our left, followed by the rest of the division, till we
+came to an abrupt turn of the river, where we found a bridge,
+unoccupied by the enemy, which we immediately crossed, and took
+possession of, what appeared to me to be, an old field-work, on the
+other side. We had not been many seconds there before we observed the
+bayonets of the third and seventh divisions glittering above the
+standing corn, and advancing upon another bridge, which stood about a
+quarter of a mile further to our left, and where, on their arrival,
+they were warmly opposed by the enemy's light troops, who lined the
+bank of the river, (which we ourselves were now on,) in great force,
+for the defence of the bridge. As soon as this was observed by our
+division, Colonel Barnard advanced with our battalion, and took them
+in flank with such a furious fire as quickly dislodged them, and
+thereby opened a passage for these two divisions free of expense,
+which must otherwise have cost them dearly. What with the rapidity of
+our movement, the colour of our dress, and our close contact with the
+enemy, before they would abandon their post, we had the misfortune to
+be identified with them for some time, by a battery of our own guns,
+who, not observing the movement, continued to serve it out
+indiscriminately, and all the while admiring their practice upon us;
+nor was it until the red coats of the third division joined us, that
+they discovered their mistake.
+
+The battle now commenced in earnest; and this was perhaps the most
+interesting moment of the whole day. Sir Thomas Graham's artillery,
+with the first and fifth divisions, began to be heard far to our left,
+beyond Vittoria. The bridge, which we had just cleared, stood so near
+to a part of the enemy's position, that the seventh division was
+instantly engaged in close action with them at that point.
+
+On the mountain to our extreme right the action continued to be
+general and obstinate, though we observed that the enemy were giving
+ground slowly to Sir Rowland Hill. The passage of the river by our
+division had turned the enemy's outpost, at the bridge, on our right,
+where we had been engaged in the morning, and they were now
+retreating, followed by the fourth division. The plain between them
+and Sir Rowland Hill was occupied by the British cavalry, who were now
+seen filing out of a wood, squadron after squadron, galloping into
+form as they gradually cleared it. The hills behind were covered with
+spectators, and the third and the light divisions, covered by our
+battalion, advanced rapidly, upon a formidable hill, in front of the
+enemy's centre, which they had neglected to occupy in sufficient
+force.
+
+In the course of our progress, our men kept picking off the French
+videttes, who were imprudent enough to hover too near us; and many a
+horse, bounding along the plain, dragging his late rider by the
+stirrup-irons, contributed in making it a scene of extraordinary and
+exhilarating interest.
+
+Old Picton rode at the head of the third division, dressed in a blue
+coat and a round hat, and swore as roundly all the way as if he had
+been wearing two cocked ones. Our battalion soon cleared the hill in
+question of the enemy's light troops; but we were pulled up on the
+opposite side of it by one of their lines, which occupied a wall at
+the entrance of a village immediately under us. During the few minutes
+that we stopped there, while a brigade of the third division was
+deploying into line, two of our companies lost two officers and thirty
+men, chiefly from the fire of artillery bearing on the spot from the
+French position. One of their shells burst immediately under my nose,
+part of it struck my boot and stirrup-iron, and the rest of it kicked
+up such a dust about me that my charger refused to obey orders; and,
+while I was spurring and he capering, I heard a voice behind me, which
+I knew to be Lord Wellington's, calling out, in a tone of reproof,
+"look to keeping your men together, sir;" and though, God knows, I had
+not the remotest idea that he was within a mile of me at the time,
+yet, so sensible was I that circumstances warranted his supposing that
+I was a young officer, cutting a caper, by way of bravado, before him,
+that worlds would not have tempted me to look round at the moment.
+The French fled from the wall as soon as they received a volley from a
+part of the third division, and we instantly dashed down the hill, and
+charged them through the village, capturing three of their guns; the
+first, I believe, that were taken that day. They received a
+reinforcement, and drove us back before our supports could come to our
+assistance; but, in the scramble of the moment, our men were knowing
+enough to cut the traces, and carry off the horses, so that, when we
+retook the village, immediately after, the guns still remained in our
+possession. The battle now became general along the whole line, and
+the cannonade was tremendous. At one period, we held one side of a
+wall, near the village, while the French were on the other, so that
+any person who chose to put his head over from either side was sure of
+getting a sword or a bayonet up his nostrils. This situation was, of
+course, too good to be of long endurance. The victory, I believe, was
+never for a moment doubtful. The enemy were so completely
+out-generalled, and the superiority of our troops was such, that to
+carry their positions required little more than the time necessary to
+march to them. After forcing their centre, the fourth division and our
+own got on the flank and rather in rear of the enemy's left wing, who
+were retreating before Sir Rowland Hill, and who, to effect their
+escape, were now obliged to fly in one confused mass. Had a single
+regiment of our dragoons been at hand, or even a squadron, to have
+forced them into shape for a few minutes, we must have taken from ten
+to twenty thousand prisoners. After marching along side of them for
+nearly two miles, and as a disorderly body will always move faster
+than an orderly one, we had the mortification to see them gradually
+heading us, until they finally made their escape. I have no doubt but
+that our mounted gentlemen were doing their duty as they ought in
+another part of the field; yet, it was impossible to deny ourselves
+the satisfaction of cursing them all, because a portion had not been
+there at such a critical moment. Our elevated situation, at this
+time, afforded a good view of the field of battle to our left, and I
+could not help being struck with an unusual appearance of unsteadiness
+and want of confidence among the French troops. I saw a dense mass of
+many thousands occupying a good defensible post, who gave way in the
+greatest confusion, before a single line of the third division, almost
+without feeling them. If there was nothing in any other part of the
+position to justify the movement, and I do not think there was, they
+ought to have been flogged, every man, from the general downwards.
+
+The ground was particularly favourable to the retreating foe, as every
+half-mile afforded a fresh and formidable position, so that, from the
+commencement of the action to the city of Vittoria, a distance of six
+or eight miles, we were involved in one continued hard skirmish. On
+passing Vittoria, however, the scene became quite new and infinitely
+more amusing, as the French had made no provision for a retreat; and,
+Sir Thomas Graham having seized upon the great road to France, the
+only one left open was that leading by Pampeluna; and it was not open
+long, for their fugitive army, and their myriads of followers, with
+baggage, guns, carriages, &c. being all precipitated upon it at the
+same moment, it got choked up about a mile beyond the town, in the
+most glorious state of confusion; and the drivers, finding that one
+pair of legs was worth two pair of wheels, abandoned it all to the
+victors.
+
+Many of their followers who had light carriages, endeavoured to make
+their escape through the fields; but it only served to prolong their
+misery.
+
+I shall never forget the first that we overtook: it was in the midst
+of a stubble-field, for some time between us and the French
+skirmishers, the driver doing all he could to urge the horses along;
+but our balls began to whistle so plentifully about his ears, that he
+at last dismounted in despair, and, getting on his knees, under the
+carriage, began praying. His place on the box was quickly occupied by
+as many of our fellows as could stick on it, while others were
+scrambling in at the doors on each side, and not a few on the roof,
+handling the baskets there so roughly, as to occasion loud complaints
+from the fowls within. I rode up to the carriage, to see that the
+people inside were not improperly treated; but the only one there was
+an old gouty gentleman, who, from the nature of his cargo, must either
+have robbed his own house, or that of a very good fellow, for the
+carriage was literally laden with wines and provisions. Never did
+victors make a more legal or useful capture; for it was now six in the
+evening, and it had evidently been the old gentleman's fault if he had
+not already dined, whereas it was our misfortune, rather than our
+fault, that we had not tasted anything since three o'clock in the
+morning, so that when one of our men knocked the neck off a bottle,
+and handed it to me, to take a drink, I nodded to the old fellow's
+health, and drank it off without the smallest scruple of conscience.
+It was excellent claret, and if he still lives to tell the story, I
+fear he will not give us the credit of having belonged to such a
+_civil_ department as his appeared.
+
+We did not cease the pursuit until dark, and then halted in a field of
+wheat, about two miles beyond Vittoria. The victory was complete. They
+carried off only one howitzer out of their numerous artillery, which,
+with baggage, stores, provisions, money, and every thing that
+constitutes the _matériel_ of an army, fell into our hands.
+
+It is much to be lamented, on those occasions, that the people who
+contribute most to the victory should profit the least by it; not that
+I am an advocate for plunder--on the contrary, I would much rather
+that all our fighting was for pure _love_; but, as every thing of
+value falls into the hands of the followers, and scoundrels who skulk
+from the ranks for the double purpose of plundering and saving their
+dastardly carcasses, what I regret is, that the man who deserts his
+post should thereby have an opportunity of enriching himself with
+impunity, while the true man gets nothing; but the evil I believe is
+irremediable. Sir James Kempt, who commanded our brigade, in passing
+one of the captured waggons in the evening, saw a soldier loading
+himself with money, and was about to have him conveyed to the camp as
+a prisoner, when the fellow begged hard to be released, and to be
+allowed to retain what he had got, telling the general that all the
+boxes in the waggon were filled with gold. Sir James, with his usual
+liberality, immediately adopted the idea of securing it, as a reward
+to his brigade, for their gallantry; and, getting a fatigue party, he
+caused the boxes to be removed to his tent, and ordered an officer and
+some men from each regiment to parade there next morning, to receive
+their proportions of it; but, when they opened the boxes, they found
+them filled with _hammers, nails, and horse-shoes_!
+
+Among the evil chances of that glorious day, I had to regret the
+temporary loss of Colonel Cameron,--a bad wound in the thigh having
+obliged him to go to England. Of him I can truly say, that, as a
+_friend_, his heart was in the right place, and, as a _soldier_, his
+right place was at the head of a regiment in the face of an enemy. I
+never saw an officer feel more at home in such a situation, nor do I
+know any one who could fill it better.
+
+A singular accident threw me in the way of a dying French officer, who
+gave me a group of family portraits to transmit to his friends; but,
+as it was not until the following year that I had an opportunity of
+making the necessary inquiries after them, they had then left their
+residence, and were nowhere to be heard of.
+
+As not only the body, but the mind, had been in constant occupation
+since three o'clock in the morning, circumstances no sooner permitted
+(about ten at night) than I threw myself on the ground, and fell into
+a profound sleep, from which I did not awake until broad daylight,
+when I found a French soldier squatted near me, intensely watching for
+the opening of my _shutters_. He had contrived to conceal himself
+there during the night; and, when he saw that I was awake, he
+immediately jumped on his legs, and very obsequiously presented me
+with a map of France, telling me that as there was now a probability
+of our visiting his native country, he could make himself very useful,
+and would be glad if I would accept of his services. I thought it
+unfair, however, to deprive him of the present opportunity of seeing a
+little more of the world himself, and, therefore, sent him to join the
+rest of the prisoners, which would insure him a trip to England, free
+of expense.
+
+About midday, on the 22d, our three battalions, with some cavalry and
+artillery, were ordered in pursuit of the enemy.
+
+I do not know how it is, but I have always had a mortal objection to
+be killed the day after a victory. In the actions preceding a battle,
+or in the battle itself, it never gave me much uneasiness, as being
+all in the way of business; but, after surviving the great day, I
+always felt as if I had a right to live to tell the story; and I,
+therefore, did not find the ensuing three days' fighting half so
+pleasant as they otherwise would have been.
+
+Darkness overtook us this night without our overtaking the enemy; and
+we halted in a grove of pines, exposed to a very heavy rain. In
+imprudently shifting my things from one tree to another, after dark,
+some rascal contrived to steal the velisse containing my dressing
+things, than which I do not know a greater loss, when there is no
+possibility of replacing any part of them.
+
+We overtook their rear-guard early on the following day, and, hanging
+on their line of march until dark, we did them all the mischief that
+we could. They burnt every village through which they passed, under
+the pretence of impeding our movements; but, as it did not make the
+slightest difference in that respect, we could only view it as a
+wanton piece of cruelty.
+
+On the 24th, we were again engaged in pressing their rear the greater
+part of the day; and, ultimately, in giving them the last kick, under
+the walls of Pampeluna, where we had the glory of capturing their
+last gun, which literally sent them into France without a single piece
+of ordnance.
+
+Our battalion occupied, that night, a large, well-furnished, but
+uninhabited chateau, a short distance from Pampeluna.
+
+We got under arms early on the morning of the 25th; and, passing by a
+mountain-path, to the left of Pampeluna, within range of the guns,
+though they did not fire at us, circled the town, until we reached the
+village of Villalba, where we halted for the night. Since I joined
+that army, I had never, up to that period, been master of any thing in
+the shape of a bed; and, though I did not despise a bundle of straw,
+when it could conveniently be had, yet my boat-cloak and blanket were
+more generally to be seen, spread out for my reception on the bare
+earth. But, in proceeding to turn into them, as usual, this evening, I
+was not a little astonished to find, in their stead, a comfortable
+mattress, with a suitable supply of linen, blankets, and pillows; in
+short, the very identical bedding on which I had slept, the night
+before, in the chateau, three leagues off, and which my rascal of an
+Irishman had bundled altogether on the back of my mule, without giving
+me the slightest hint of his intentions. On my taking him to task
+about it, and telling him that he would certainly be hanged, all that
+he said in reply was, "by J--s, they had more than a hundred beds in
+that house, and not a single soul to sleep in them." I was very much
+annoyed, at the time, that there was no possibility of returning them
+to their rightful owner, as, independent of its being nothing short of
+a regular robbery, I really looked upon them as a very unnecessary
+encumbrance; but being forced, in some measure, to indulge in their
+comforts, I was not long in changing my mind; and was, ultimately, not
+very sorry that the possibility of restoration never did occur.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XV.
+
+ March to intercept Clausel. Tafalla. Olite. The dark End of a
+ Night March to Casada. Clausel's Escape. Sanguessa. My Tent
+ struck. Return to Villalba. Weighty Considerations on Females.
+ St. Esteban. A Severe Dance. Position at Bera. Soult's Advance,
+ and Battle of the Pyrenees. His Defeat and subsequent Actions. A
+ Morning's Ride.
+
+
+June 26th, 1813.--Our division fell in this morning, at daylight, and,
+marching out of Villalba, circled round the southern side of
+Pampeluna, until we reached the great road leading to Tafalla, where
+we found ourselves united with the third and fourth divisions, and a
+large body of cavalry; the whole under the immediate command of Lord
+Wellington, proceeded southward, with a view to intercept General
+Clausel, who, with a strong division of the French army, had been at
+Logrona, on the day of the battle of Vittoria, and was now
+endeavouring to pass into the Pyrenees by our right. We marched until
+sun set, and halted for the night in a wood.
+
+On the morning of the 27th we were again in motion, and passing
+through a country abounding in fruits, and all manner of delightful
+prospects; and through the handsome town of Tafalla, where we were
+enthusiastically cheered by the beauteous occupants of the numerous
+balconies overhanging the streets. We halted, for the night, in an
+olive-grove, a short distance from Olite.
+
+At daylight next morning we passed through the town of Olite, and
+continued our route until we began to enter among the mountains, about
+midday, when we halted two hours, to enable the men to cook, and again
+resumed our march. Darkness overtook us, while struggling through a
+narrow rugged road, which wound its way along the bank of the Arragon;
+and we did not reach our destination, at Casada, until near midnight,
+where, amid torrents of rain, and in the darkness of the night, we
+could find nothing but ploughed fields on which to repose our weary
+limbs, nor could we find a particle of fuel to illuminate the
+cheerless scene.
+
+ Breathed there a man of soul so dead,
+ Who would not to himself have said,
+ This is--a confounded comfortless dwelling.
+
+Dear Sir Walter,--pray excuse the _Casadians_, from your curse
+entailed on home haters, for if any one of them ever succeeds in
+getting beyond the mountain, by the road which I traversed, he ought
+to be anathematized if ever he seek his home again.
+
+We passed the whole of the next day in the same place. It was
+discovered that Clausel had been walking blindly into the _lion's
+den_, when the _alcaldé_ of a neighbouring village had warned him of
+his danger, and he was thereby enabled to avoid us, by turning off
+towards Zaragossa. We heard that Lord Wellington had caused the
+informer to be hanged. I hope he did, but I don't believe it.
+
+On the 30th we began to retrace our steps to Pampeluna, in the course
+of which we halted two nights at Sanguessa, a populous mountain town,
+full of old rattle-trap houses, a good many of which we pulled down
+for firewood, by way of making room for improvements.
+
+I was taking advantage of this extra day's halt to communicate to my
+friends the important events of the past fortnight, when I found
+myself all at once wrapped into a bundle, with my tent-pole, and sent
+rolling upon the earth, mixed up with my portable table and writing
+utensils, while the devil himself seemed to be dancing a hornpipe over
+my body! Although this is a sort of thing that one will sometimes
+submit to, when it comes by way of illusion, at its proper time and
+place, such as a midnight visit from a night-mare; yet, as I seemed
+now to be visited by a horse as well as a mare, and that, too, in the
+middle of the day, and in the midst of a crowded camp, it was rather
+too much of a joke, and I therefore sung out most lustily. I was not
+long in getting extricated, and found that the whole scene had been
+arranged by two rascally donkies, who, in a frolicsome humour, had
+been chasing each other about the neighbourhood, until they finally
+tumbled into my tent, with a force which drew every peg, and rolled
+the whole of it over on the top of me! It might have been good sport
+to them, but it was none to me!
+
+On the 3d of July, we resumed our quarters in Villalba, where we
+halted during the whole of the next day; and were well supplied with
+fish, fresh-butter, and eggs, brought by the peasantry of Biscay, who
+are the most _manly_ set of _women_ that I ever saw. They are very
+square across the shoulders; and, what between the quantity of fish,
+and the quantity of yellow petticoats, they carry a load which an
+ordinary mule might boast of.
+
+A division of Spaniards having relieved us in the blockade of
+Pampeluna, our division, on the 5th of July, advanced into the
+Pyrenees.
+
+On the 7th, we took up our quarters in the little town of St. Esteban,
+situated in a lovely valley, watered by the Bidassoa. The different
+valleys in the Pyrenees are very rich and fertile. The towns are clean
+and regular, and the natives very handsome. They are particularly
+smart about the limbs, and in no other part of the world have I seen
+any thing, natural or artificial, to rival the complexions of the
+ladies, _i.e._ to the admirers of pure red and white.
+
+We were allowed to remain several days in this enchanting spot, and
+enjoyed ourselves exceedingly. They had an extraordinary style of
+dancing, peculiar to themselves. At a particular part of the tune,
+they all began thumping the floor with their feet, as hard and as fast
+as they were able, not in the shape of a figure or flourish of any
+kind, but even down pounding. I could not, myself, see any thing
+either graceful or difficult in the operation; but they seemed to
+think that there was only one lady amongst them who could do it in
+perfection; she was the wife of a French Colonel, and had been left in
+the care of her friends, (and his enemies): she certainly could pound
+the ground both harder and faster than any one there, eliciting the
+greatest applause after every performance; and yet I do not think that
+she could have caught a _French_ husband by her superiority in that
+particular step.
+
+After our few days halt, we advanced along the banks of the Bidassoa,
+through a succession of beautiful little fertile valleys, thickly
+studded with clean respectable looking farm-houses and little
+villages, and bounded by stupendous, picturesque, and well wooded
+mountains, until we came to the hill next to the village of Bera,
+which we found occupied by a small force of the enemy, who, after
+receiving a few shots from our people, retired through the village
+into their position behind it. Our line of demarcation was then
+clearly seen. The mountain which the French army occupied was the last
+ridge of the Pyrenees; and their sentries stood on the face of it,
+within pistol shot of the village of Bera, which now became the
+advanced post of our division. The Bidassoa takes a sudden turn to the
+left at Bera, and formed a natural boundary between the two armies
+from thence to the sea; but all to our right was open, and merely
+marked a continuation of the valley of Bera, which was a sort of
+neutral ground, in which the French foragers and our own frequently
+met and helped themselves, in the greatest good humour, while any
+forage remained, without exchanging either words or blows. The left
+wing of the army, under Sir Thomas Graham, now commenced the siege of
+St. Sebastian; and as Lord Wellington had, at the same time, to cover
+both that and the blockade of Pampeluna, our army occupied an extended
+position of many miles.
+
+Marshal Soult having succeeded to the command of the French army, and
+finding, towards the end of July, that St. Sebastian was about to be
+stormed, and that the garrison of Pampeluna were beginning to get on
+short allowance, he determined on making a bold push for the relief
+of both places; and, assembling the whole of his army, he forced the
+pass of Maya, and advanced rapidly upon Pampeluna. Lord Wellington was
+never to be caught napping. His army occupied too extended a position
+to offer effectual resistance at any of their advanced posts; but, by
+the time that Marshal Soult had worked his way up to the last ridge of
+the Pyrenees, and within sight of "the haven of his wishes," he found
+his lordship waiting for him, with four divisions of the army, who
+treated him to one of the most signal and sanguinary defeats that he
+ever experienced.
+
+Our division, during the important movements on our right, was
+employed in keeping up the communication between the troops under the
+immediate command of Lord Wellington and those under Sir Thomas
+Graham, at St. Sebastian. We retired, the first day, to the mountains
+behind Le Secca; and, just as we were about to lie down for the night,
+we were again ordered under arms, and continued our retreat in utter
+darkness, through a mountain path, where, in many places, a false step
+might have rolled a fellow as far as the other world. The consequence
+was, that, although we were kept on our legs during the whole of the
+night, we found, when daylight broke, that the tail of the column had
+not got a quarter of a mile from their starting-post.
+
+On a good broad road it is all very well; but, on a narrow bad road, a
+night march is like a night-mare, harassing a man to no purpose.
+
+On the 26th, we occupied a ridge of mountain near enough to hear the
+battle, though not in a situation to see it; and remained the whole of
+the day in the greatest torture, for want of news. About midnight we
+heard the joyful tidings of the enemy's defeat, with the loss of four
+thousand prisoners. Our division proceeded in pursuit, at daylight, on
+the following morning.
+
+We moved rapidly by the same road on which we had retired, and, after
+a forced march, found ourselves, when near sunset, on the flank of
+their retiring column, on the Bidassoa, near the bridge of Janca, and
+immediately proceeded to business.
+
+The sight of a Frenchman always acted like a cordial on the spirits of
+a rifleman; and the fatigues of the day were forgotten, as our three
+battalions extended among the brushwood, and went down to "knock the
+dust out of their hairy knapsacks,"[2] as our men were in the habit of
+expressing themselves; but, in place of knocking the dust out of them,
+I believe that most of their knapsacks were knocked in the dust; for
+the greater part of those who were not _floored_ along with their
+knapsacks, shook them off, by way of enabling the owner to make a
+smarter scramble across that portion of the road on which our leaden
+shower was pouring; and, foes as they were, it was impossible not to
+feel a degree of pity for their situation: pressed by an enemy in the
+rear, an inaccessible mountain on their right, and a river on their
+left, lined by an invisible foe, from whom there was no escape, but
+the desperate one of running the gauntlet. However, "as every ---- has
+his day," and this was ours, we must stand excused for making the most
+of it. Each company, as they passed, gave us a volley; but as they had
+nothing to guide their aim, except the smoke from our rifles, we had
+very few men hit.
+
+ [Footnote 2: The French knapsack is made of unshorn
+ goat-skin.]
+
+Amongst other papers found on the road that night, one of our officers
+discovered the letter-book of the French military secretary, with his
+correspondence included to the day before. It was immediately sent to
+Lord Wellington.
+
+We advanced, next morning, and occupied our former post, at Bera. The
+enemy still continued to hold the mountain of Echelar, which, as it
+rose out of the right end of our ridge, was, properly speaking, a part
+of our property; and we concluded, that a sense of justice would have
+induced them to leave it of their own accord in the course of the day;
+but when, towards the afternoon, they shewed no symptoms of quitting,
+our division, leaving their kettles on the fire, proceeded to eject
+them. As we approached the mountain, the peak of it caught a passing
+cloud, that gradually descended in a thick fog, and excluded them from
+our view. Our three battalions, however, having been let loose, under
+Colonel Barnard, we soon made ourselves "Children of the Mist;" and,
+guided to our opponents by the whistling of their balls, made them
+descend from their "high estate;" and, handing them across the valley
+into their own position, we then retired to ours, where we found our
+tables ready spread, and a comfortable dinner waiting for us.
+
+This was one of the most gentleman-like day's fighting that I ever
+experienced, although we had to lament the vacant seats of one or two
+of our messmates.
+
+August 22d.--I narrowly escaped being taken prisoner this morning,
+very foolishly. A division of Spaniards occupied the ground to our
+left, beyond the Bidassoa; and, having mounted my horse to take a look
+at their post, I passed through a small village, and then got on a
+rugged path winding along the edge of the river, where I expected to
+find their outposts. The river, at that place, was not above
+knee-deep, and about ten or twelve yards across; and though I saw a
+number of soldiers gathering chestnuts from a row of trees which lined
+the opposite bank, I concluded that they were Spaniards, and kept
+moving onwards; but, observing, at last, that I was an object of
+greater curiosity than I ought to be, to people who had been in the
+daily habit of seeing the uniform, it induced me to take a more
+particular look at my neighbours; when, to my consternation, I saw the
+French eagle ornamenting the front of every cap. I instantly wheeled
+my horse to the right about; and seeing that I had a full quarter of a
+mile to traverse at a walk, before I could get clear of them, I began
+to whistle, with as much unconcern as I could muster, while my eye was
+searching, like lightning, for the means of escape, in the event of
+their trying to cut me off. I had soon the satisfaction of observing
+that none of them had firelocks, which reduced my capture to the
+chances of a race; for, though the hill on my right was inaccessible
+to a horseman, it was not so to a dismounted Scotchman; and I,
+therefore, determined, in case of necessity, to abandon my horse, and
+shew them what I could do on my own bottom at a pinch. Fortunately,
+they did not attempt it; and I could scarcely credit my good luck,
+when I found myself once more in my own tent.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XVI.
+
+ An Anniversary Dinner. Affair with the Enemy, and Fall of St.
+ Sebastian. A Building Speculation. A Fighting one, storming the
+ Heights of Bera. A Picture of France from the Pyrenees. Returns
+ after an Action. Sold by my Pay-Serjeant. A Recruit born at his
+ Post. Between Two Fires, a Sea and a Land one. Position of La
+ Rhune. My Picture taken in a Storm. Refreshing Invention for
+ wintry Weather.
+
+
+The 25th of August, being our regimental anniversary, was observed by
+the officers of our three battalions with all due conviviality. Two
+trenches, calculated to accommodate seventy gentlemen's legs, were dug
+in the green sward; the earth between them stood for a table, and
+behind was our seat, and though the table could not boast of _all_
+the delicacies of a civic entertainment, yet
+
+ "The worms they crept in, and the worms they crept out,"
+
+As the earth almost quaked with the weight of the feast, and the enemy
+certainly did, from the noise of it. For so many fellows holding such
+precarious tenures of their lives could not meet together in
+commemoration of such an event, without indulging in an occasional
+cheer--not a whispering cheer, but one that echoed far and wide into
+the French lines, and as it was a sound that had often pierced them
+before, and never yet boded them any good, we heard afterwards that
+they were kept standing at their arms the greater part of the night in
+consequence.
+
+At the time of Soult's last irruption into the Pyrenees, Sir Thomas
+Graham had made an unsuccessful attempt to carry St. Sebastian by
+storm, and having, ever since, been prosecuting the siege with
+unremitting vigour, the works were now reduced to such a state as to
+justify a second attempt, and our division sent forth their three
+hundred volunteers to join the storming party.[3] The morning on which
+we expected the assault to take place, we had turned out before
+daylight, as usual, and as a thick fog hung on the French position,
+which prevented our seeing them, we turned in again at the usual time,
+but had scarcely done so, when the mist rode off on a passing breeze,
+showing us the opposite hills bristling with their bayonets, and their
+columns descending rapidly towards us. The bugles instantly sounded to
+arms, and we formed on our alarm posts. We thought at first that the
+attack was intended for us, but they presently began to pass the
+river, a little below the village of Bera, and to advance against the
+Spaniards on our left. They were covered by some mountain guns, from
+which their first shell fell short, and made such a breach in their
+own leading column, that we could not resist giving three cheers to
+their marksman. Leaving a strong covering party to keep our division
+in check at the bridge of Bera, their main body followed the
+Spaniards, who, offering little opposition, continued retiring towards
+St. Sebastian.
+
+ [Footnote 3: Lieutenants Percival and Hamilton commanded
+ those from our battalion, and were both desperately wounded.]
+
+We remained quiet the early part of the day, under a harmless fire
+from their mountain guns; but, towards the afternoon, our battalion,
+with part of the forty-third, and supported by a brigade of Spaniards,
+were ordered to pass by the bridge of Le Secca, and to move in a
+parallel direction with the French, along the same ridge of hills.
+
+The different flanking-posts of the enemy permitted the forty-third
+and us to pass them quietly, thinking, I suppose, that it was their
+interest to keep the peace; but not so with the Spaniards, whom they
+kept in a regular fever, under a smart fire, the whole way. We took up
+a position at dark, on a pinnacle of the same mountain, within three
+or four hundred yards of them. There had been a heavy firing all day
+to our left, and we heard, in the course of the night, of the fall of
+St. Sebastian, as well as of the defeat of the force which we had seen
+following the Spaniards in that direction.
+
+As we always took the liberty of abusing our friends, the
+commissaries, whether with or without reason, whenever we happened to
+be on short allowance, it is but fair to say that when our supporting
+Spanish brigadier came to compare notes with us here, we found that we
+had three days' rations in the haversack against his none. He very
+politely proposed to relieve us from half of ours, and to give a
+receipt for it, but we told him that the trouble in carrying it was a
+pleasure!
+
+At daylight next morning we found that the enemy had altogether
+disappeared from our front. The heavy rains during the past night had
+rendered the Bidassoa no longer fordable, and the bridge of Bera being
+the only retreat left open, it was fortunate for them that they took
+advantage of it before we had time to occupy the post with a
+sufficient force to defend the passage, otherwise they would have been
+compelled, in all probability, to have laid down their arms.
+
+As it was, they suffered very severely from two companies of our
+second battalion, who were on piquet there. The two captains
+commanding them were, however, killed in the affair.
+
+We returned in the course of the day and resumed our post at Bera, the
+enemy continuing to hold theirs beyond it.
+
+The ensuing month passed by, without producing the slightest novelty,
+and we began to get heartily tired of our situation. Our souls, in
+fact, were strung for war, and peace afforded no enjoyment, unless the
+place did, and there was none to be found in a valley of the Pyrenees,
+which the ravages of contending armies had reduced to a desert. The
+labours of the French on the opposite mountain had, in the first
+instance, been confined to fortification; but, as the season advanced,
+they seemed to think that the branch of a tree, or a sheet of
+canvass, was too slender a barrier between them and a frosty night,
+and their fortified camp was gradually becoming a fortified town, of
+regular brick and mortar. Though we were living under the influence of
+the same sky, we did not think it necessary to give ourselves the same
+trouble, but reasoned on their proceedings like philosophers, and
+calculated, from the aspect of the times, that there was a probability
+of a speedy transfer of property, and that it might still be reserved
+for us to give their town a name; nor were we disappointed. Late on
+the night of the 7th of October, Colonel Barnard arrived from
+head-quarters, with the intelligence that the next was to be the day
+of trial. Accordingly, on the morning of the 8th, the fourth division
+came up to support us, and we immediately marched down to the foot of
+the enemy's position, shook off our knapsacks before their faces, and
+went at them.
+
+The action commenced by five companies of our third battalion
+advancing, under Colonel Ross, to dislodge the enemy from a hill which
+they occupied in front of their entrenchments; and there never was a
+movement more beautifully executed, for they walked quietly and
+steadily up, and swept them regularly off without firing a single shot
+until the enemy had turned their backs, when they then served them out
+with a most destructive discharge. The movement excited the admiration
+of all who witnessed it, and added another laurel to the already
+crowded wreath which adorned the name of that distinguished officer.
+
+At the first look of the enemy's position, it appeared as if our
+brigade had got the most difficult task to perform; but, as the
+capture of this hill showed us a way round the flank of their
+entrenchments, we carried one after the other, until we finally gained
+the summit, with very little loss. Our second brigade, however, were
+obliged to take "the bull by the horns," on their side, and suffered
+more severely; but they rushed at every thing with a determination
+that defied resistance, carrying redoubt after redoubt at the point of
+the bayonet, until they finally joined us on the summit of the
+mountain, with three hundred prisoners in their possession.
+
+We now found ourselves firmly established within the French territory,
+with a prospect before us that was truly refreshing, considering that
+we had not seen the sea for three years, and that our views, for
+months, had been confined to fogs and the peaks of mountains. On our
+left, the Bay of Biscay lay extended as far as the horizon, while
+several of our ships of war were seen sporting upon her bosom. Beneath
+us lay the pretty little town of St. Jean de Luz, which looked as if
+it had just been framed out of the Lilliputian scenery of a toy-shop.
+The town of Bayonne, too, was visible in the distance; and the view to
+the right embraced a beautiful well-wooded country, thickly studded
+with towns and villages, as far as the eye could reach.
+
+Sir Thomas Graham, with the left wing of the army, had, the same
+morning, passed the Bidassoa, and established them, also, within the
+French boundary. A brigade of Spaniards, on our right, had made a
+simultaneous attack on La Rhune, the highest mountain on this part of
+the Pyrenees, and which, since our last advance, was properly now a
+part of our position. The enemy, however, refused to quit it; and the
+firing between them did not cease until long after dark.
+
+The affair in which we were engaged terminated, properly speaking,
+when we had expelled the enemy from the mountain; but some of our
+straggling skirmishers continued to follow the retiring foe into the
+valley beyond, with a view, no doubt, of seeing what a French house
+contained.
+
+Lord Wellington, preparatory to this movement, had issued an order
+requiring that private property, of every kind, should be strictly
+respected; but we had been so long at war with France, that our men
+had been accustomed to look upon them as their natural enemies, and
+could not, at first, divest themselves of the idea that they had not a
+right to partake of the good things abounding about the cottage-doors.
+Our commandant, however, was determined to see the order rigidly
+enforced, and it was, therefore, highly amusing to watch the return of
+the depredators. The first who made his appearance was a bugler,
+carrying a goose, which, after he had been well beaten about the head
+with it, was transferred to the provost-marshal. The next was a
+soldier, with a calf; the soldier was immediately sent to the
+quarter-guard, and the calf to the provost-marshal. He was followed by
+another soldier, mounted on a horse, who were, also, both consigned to
+the same keeping; but, on the soldier stating that he had only got the
+horse in charge from a volunteer, who was at that time attached to the
+regiment, he was set at liberty. Presently the volunteer himself came
+up, and, not observing the colonel lying on the grass, called out
+among the soldiers, "Who is the ---- rascal that sent my horse to the
+provost-marshal?" "It was I!" said the colonel, to the utter confusion
+of the querist. Our chief was a good deal nettled at these
+irregularities; and, some time after, on going to his tent, which was
+pitched between the roofless walls of a house, conceive his
+astonishment at finding the calf and the goose hanging in his own
+larder! He looked serious for a moment, but, on receiving an
+explanation, and after the row he had made about them, the thing was
+too ridiculous, and he burst out laughing. It is due to all concerned
+to state that they had, at last, been honestly come by, for I, as one
+of his messmates, had purchased the goose from the proper quarter, and
+another had done the same by the calf.
+
+Not anticipating this day's fight, I had given my pay-serjeant
+twenty-five guineas, the day before, to distribute among the company;
+and I did not discover, until too late, that he had neglected to do
+it, as he disappeared in the course of the action, and was never
+afterwards heard of. If he was killed, or taken prisoner, he must have
+been a prize to somebody, though he left me a blank.
+
+Among other incidents of the day, one of our men had a son and heir
+presented to him by his Portuguese wife, soon after the action. She
+had been taken in labour while ascending the mountain; but it did not
+seem to interfere with her proceedings in the least, for she, and her
+child, and her donkey, came all three screeching into the camp,
+immediately after, telling the news, as if it had been something very
+extraordinary, and none of them a bit the worse.
+
+On the morning of the 9th, we turned out, as usual, an hour before
+daylight. The sound of musketry, to our right, in our own hemisphere,
+announced that the French and Spaniards had resumed their unfinished
+argument of last night, relative to the occupation of La Rhune; while,
+at the same time, "from our throne of clouds," we had an opportunity
+of contemplating, with some astonishment, the proceedings of the
+nether world. A French ship of war, considering St. Jean de Luz no
+longer a free port, had endeavoured, under cover of the night, to
+steal alongshore to Bayonne; and, when daylight broke, they had an
+opportunity of seeing that they were not only within sight of their
+port, but within sight of a British gun-brig, and, if they entertained
+any doubts as to which of the two was nearest, their minds were
+quickly relieved, on that point, by finding that they were not within
+reach of their port, and strictly within reach of the _guns_ of the
+brig, while two British frigates were bearing down with a press of
+canvass. The Frenchman returned a few broadsides; he was double the
+size of the one opposed to him, but, conceiving his case to be
+hopeless, he at length set fire to the ship, and took to his boats. We
+watched the progress of the flames until she finally blew up, and
+disappeared in a column of smoke. The boats of our gun-brig were
+afterwards seen employed in picking up the odds and ends.
+
+Our friends, the Spaniards, I have no doubt, would have been very glad
+to have got rid of their opponents in the same kind of way, either by
+their going without the mountain, or by their taking it with them. But
+the mountain stood, and the French stood, until we began to wish the
+mountain, the French, and the Spaniards at the devil; for, although we
+knew that the affair between them was a matter of no consequence
+whichever way it went, yet it was impossible for us to feel quite at
+ease, while a fight was going on so near; it was, therefore, a great
+relief when, in the afternoon, a few companies of our second brigade
+were sent to their assistance, as the French then retired without
+firing another shot. Between the French and us there was no humbug, it
+was either peace or war. The war, on both sides, was conducted on the
+grand scale, and, by a tacit sort of understanding, we never teased
+each other unnecessarily.
+
+The French, after leaving La Rhune, established their advanced post on
+Petite La Rhune, a mountain that stood as high as most of its
+neighbours; but, as its name betokens, it was but a child to its
+gigantic namesake, of which it seemed as if it had, at a former
+period, formed a part; but, having been shaken off, like a useless
+_galloche_, it now stood gaping, open-mouthed, at the place it had
+left, (and which had now become our advanced post,) while the enemy
+proceeded to furnish its jaws with a set of teeth, or, in other words,
+to face it with breast-works, &c. a measure which they invariably had
+recourse to in every new position.
+
+Encamped on the face of La Rhune, we remained a whole month idle
+spectators of their preparations, and dearly longing for the day that
+should afford us an opportunity of penetrating into the more
+hospitable-looking low country beyond them; for the weather had become
+excessively cold, and our camp stood exposed to the utmost fury of the
+almost nightly tempest. Oft have I, in the middle of the night, awoke
+from a sound sleep, and found my tent on the point of disappearing in
+the air, like a balloon; and, leaving my warm blankets, been obliged
+to snatch the mallet, and rush out in the midst of a hailstorm, to peg
+it down. I think that I now see myself looking like one of those gay
+creatures of the elements who dwelt (as Shakspeare has it) among the
+rainbows!
+
+By way of contributing to the warmth of my tent, I dug a hole inside,
+which I arranged as a fire-place, carrying the smoke underneath the
+walls, and building a turf-chimney outside. I was not long in proving
+the experiment, and, finding that it went exceedingly well, I was not
+a little vain of the invention. However, it came on to rain very hard
+while I was dining at a neighbouring tent, and, on my return to my
+own, I found the fire not only extinguished, but a fountain playing
+from the same place, up to the roof, watering my bed and baggage, and
+all sides of it, most refreshingly. This showed me, at the expense of
+my night's repose, that the rain oozed through the thin spongy surface
+of earth, and, in particular places, rushed down in torrents between
+the earth and the rock which it covered; and any incision in the
+former was sure to produce a fountain.
+
+It is very singular that, notwithstanding our exposure to all the
+severities of the worst of weather, that we had not a single sick man
+in the battalion while we remained there.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XVII.
+
+ Battle of the Nivelle, and Defeat of the Enemy. A Bird of Evil
+ Omen. Chateau D'Arcangues. Prudence. An Enemy's Gratitude.
+ Passage of the Nive, and Battles near Bayonne, from 9th to 13th
+ December.
+
+
+BATTLE OF THE NIVELLE,
+
+November 10th, 1813.
+
+The fall of Pampeluna having, at length, left our further movements
+unshackled by an enemy in the rear, preparations were made for an
+attack on their position, which, though rather too extended, was
+formidable by nature, and rendered doubly so by art.
+
+Petite La Rhune was allotted to our division, as their first point of
+attack; and, accordingly, the 10th being the day fixed, we moved to
+our ground at midnight, on the 9th. The abrupt ridges in the
+neighbourhood enabled us to lodge ourselves, unperceived, within
+half-musket-shot of their piquets; and we had left every description
+of animal behind us in camp, in order that neither the barking of dogs
+nor the neighing of steeds should give indication of our intentions.
+Our signal of attack was to be a gun from Sir John Hope, who had now
+succeeded Sir Thomas Graham in the command of the left wing of the
+army.
+
+We stood to our arms at dawn of day, which was soon followed by the
+signal-gun; and each commanding officer, according to previous
+instructions, led gallantly off to his point of attack. The French
+must have been, no doubt, astonished to see such an armed force spring
+out of the ground almost under their noses; but they were,
+nevertheless, prepared behind their entrenchments, and caused us some
+loss in passing the short space between us; but the whole place was
+carried within the time required to walk over it; and, in less than
+half-an-hour from the commencement of the attack, it was in our
+possession, with all their tents left standing.
+
+Petite La Rhune was more of an outpost than a part of their position,
+the latter being a chain of stupendous mountains in its rear; so that
+while our battalion followed their skirmishers into the valley
+between, the remainder of our division were forming for the attack on
+the main position, and waiting for the co-operation of the other
+divisions, the thunder of whose artillery, echoing along the valleys,
+proclaimed that they were engaged, far and wide, on both sides of us.
+About midday our division advanced to the grand attack on the most
+formidable looking part of the whole of the enemy's position, and,
+much to our surprise, we carried it with more ease and less loss than
+the outpost in the morning, a circumstance which we could only account
+for by supposing that it had been defended by the same troops, and
+that they did not choose to sustain two _hard_ beatings on the same
+day. The attack succeeded at every point; and, in the evening, we had
+the satisfaction of seeing the left wing of the army marching into St.
+Jean de Luz.
+
+Towards the end of the action, Colonel Barnard was struck with a
+musket-ball, which carried him clean off his horse. The enemy, seeing
+that they had shot an officer of rank, very maliciously kept up a
+heavy firing on the spot, while we were carrying him under the brow of
+the hill. The ball having passed through the lungs, he was spitting
+blood, and, at the moment, had every appearance of being in a dying
+state; but, to our joy and surprise, he, that day month, rode up to the
+battalion, when it was in action, near Bayonne; and, I need not add,
+that he was received with three hearty cheers.
+
+A curious fact occurred in our regiment at this period. Prior to the
+action of the Nivelle, an owl had perched itself on the tent of one of
+our officers (Lieut. Doyle). This officer was killed in the battle,
+and the owl was afterwards seen on Capt. Duncan's tent. His
+brother-officers quizzed him on the subject, by telling him that he
+was the next on the list; a joke which Capt. D. did not much relish,
+and it was prophetic, as he soon afterwards fell at Tarbes.
+
+The movements of the two or three days following placed the enemy
+within their entrenchments at Bayonne, and the head-quarters of our
+battalion in the Chateau D'Arcangues, with the outposts of the
+division at the village of Bassasarry and its adjacents.
+
+I now felt myself both in a humour and a place to enjoy an interval of
+peace and quietness. The country was abundant in every comfort; the
+chateau was large, well-furnished, and unoccupied, except by a
+bed-ridden grandmother, and young Arcangues, a gay rattling young
+fellow, who furnished us with plenty of good wine, (by our paying for
+the same,) and made one of our mess.
+
+On the 20th of November a strong reconnoitring party of the enemy
+examined our chain of posts. They remained a considerable time within
+half-musket-shot of one of our piquets, but we did not fire, and they
+seemed at last as if they had all gone away. The place where they had
+stood bounded our view in that direction, as it was a small sand-hill
+with a mud-cottage at the end of it; after watching the spot intensely
+for nearly an hour, and none shewing themselves, my curiosity would
+keep no longer, and, desiring three men to follow, I rode forward to
+ascertain the fact. When I cleared the end of the cottage, I found
+myself within three yards of at least a dozen of them, who were seated
+in a group behind a small hedge, with their arms laid against the wall
+of the cottage, and a sentry with sloped arms, and his back towards
+me, listening to their conversation.
+
+My first impulse was to gallop in amongst them, and order them to
+surrender; but my three men were still twenty or thirty yards behind,
+and, as my only chance of success was by surprise, I thought the risk
+of the delay too great, and, reining back my horse, I made a signal to
+my men to retire, which, from the soil being a deep sand, we were
+enabled to do without the slightest noise; but all the while I had my
+ears pricked up, expecting every instant to find a ball whistling
+through my body; however, as none of them afterwards shewed themselves
+past the end of the cottage, I concluded that they had remained
+ignorant of my visit.
+
+We had an affair of some kind, once a week, while we remained there;
+and as they were generally trifling, and we always found a good dinner
+and a good bed in the chateau on our return, we considered them rather
+a relief than otherwise.
+
+The only instance of a want of professional generosity that I ever had
+occasion to remark in a French officer, occurred on one of these
+occasions. We were about to push in their outposts, for some
+particular purpose, and I was sent with an order for Lieutenant
+Gardiner of ours, who was on piquet, to attack the post in his front,
+as soon as he should see a corresponding movement on his flank, which
+would take place almost immediately. The enemy's sentries were so
+near, as to be quite at Mr. Gardiner's mercy, who immediately said to
+me, "Well, I wo'n't kill these unfortunate rascals at all events, but
+shall tell them to go in and join their piquet." I applauded his
+motives, and rode off; but I had only gone a short distance when I
+heard a volley of musketry behind me; and, seeing that it had come
+from the French piquet, I turned back to see what had happened, and
+found that the officer commanding it had no sooner got his sentries so
+generously restored to him, than he instantly formed his piquet and
+fired a volley at Lieutenant Gardiner, who was walking a little apart
+from his men, waiting for the expected signal. The balls all fell
+near, without touching him, and, for the honour of the French army, I
+was glad to hear afterwards that the officer alluded to was a
+militia-man.
+
+
+BATTLES NEAR BAYONNE,
+
+December 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th, 1813.
+
+The centre and left wing of our army advanced on the morning of the
+9th of December, and drove the enemy within their entrenchments,
+threatening an attack on their lines. Lord Wellington had the double
+object, in this movement, of reconnoitring their works, and effecting
+the passage of the Nive with his right wing. The rivers Nive and Adour
+unite in the town of Bayonne, so that while we were threatening to
+storm the works on one side, Sir Rowland Hill passed the Nive, without
+opposition, on the other, and took up his ground, with his right on
+the Adour and his left on the Nive, on a contracted space, within a
+very short distance of the walls of the town. On our side we were
+engaged in a continued skirmish until dark, when we retired to our
+quarters, under the supposition that we had got our usual week's
+allowance, and that we should remain quiet again for a time.
+
+We turned out at daylight on the 10th; but, as there was a thick
+drizzling rain which prevented us from seeing any thing, we soon
+turned in again. My servant soon after came to tell me that Sir Lowry
+Cole, and some of his staff, had just ascended to the top of the
+chateau, a piece of information which did not quite please me, for I
+fancied that the general had just discovered our quarter to be better
+than his own, and had come for the purpose of taking possession of it.
+However, in less than five minutes, we received an order for our
+battalion to move up instantly to the support of the piquets; and, on
+my descending to the door, to mount my horse, I found Sir Lowry
+standing there, who asked if we had received any orders; and, on my
+telling him that we had been ordered up to support the piquets, he
+immediately desired a staff-officer to order up one of his brigades to
+the rear of the chateau. This was one of the numerous instances in
+which we had occasion to admire the prudence and forethought of the
+great Wellington! He had foreseen the attack that would take place,
+and had his different divisions disposed to meet it. We no sooner
+moved up, than we found ourselves a party engaged along with the
+piquets; and, under a heavy skirmishing fire, retiring gradually from
+hedge to hedge, according as the superior force of the enemy compelled
+us to give ground, until we finally retired within our home, the
+chateau, which was the first part of our position that was meant to be
+defended in earnest. We had previously thrown up a mud rampart around
+it, and loop-holed the different outhouses, so that we had nothing now
+to do, but to line the walls and shew determined fight. The
+forty-third occupied the church-yard to our left, which was also
+partially fortified; and the third Cácadores and our third battalion,
+occupied the space between, behind the hedge-rows, while the fourth
+division was in readiness to support us from the rear. The enemy came
+up to the opposite ridge, in formidable numbers, and began blazing at
+our windows and loop-holes, and shewing some disposition to attempt it
+by storm; but they thought better of it and withdrew their columns a
+short distance to the rear, leaving the nearest hedge lined with their
+skirmishers. An officer of ours, Mr. Hopewood, and one of our
+serjeants, had been killed in the field opposite, within twenty yards
+of where the enemy's skirmishers now were. We were very anxious to get
+possession of their bodies, but had not force enough to effect it.
+Several French soldiers came through the hedge, at different times,
+with the intention, as we thought, of plundering, but our men shot
+every one who attempted to go near them, until towards evening, when a
+French officer approached, waving a white handkerchief and pointing to
+some of his men who were following him with shovels. Seeing that his
+intention was to bury them, we instantly ceased firing, nor did we
+renew it again that night.
+
+The forty-third, from their post at the church, kept up an incessant
+shower of musketry the whole of the day, at what was conceived, at the
+time, to be a very long range; but from the quantity of balls which
+were afterwards found sticking in every tree, where the enemy stood,
+it was evident that their birth must have been rather uncomfortable.
+
+One of our officers, in the course of the day, had been passing
+through a deep road-way, between two banks, with hedge-rows, when, to
+his astonishment, a dragoon and his horse tumbled heels over head into
+the road, as if they had been fired out of a cloud. Neither of them
+were the least hurt; but it must have been no joke that tempted him to
+take such a flight.
+
+Soult expected, by bringing his whole force to bear on our centre and
+left wing, that he would have succeeded in forcing it, or, at all
+events, of obliging Lord Wellington to withdraw Sir Rowland Hill from
+beyond the Nive; but he effected neither, and darkness left the two
+armies on the ground which they had fought on.
+
+General Alten and Sir James Kempt took up their quarters with us in
+the chateau: our sentries and those of the enemy stood within
+pistol-shot of each other in the ravine below.
+
+Young Arcangues, I presume, must have been rather disappointed at the
+result of the day; for, even giving him credit for every kindly
+feeling towards us, his wishes must still have been in favour of his
+countrymen; but when he found that his chateau was to be a bone of
+contention, it then became his interest that we should keep possession
+of it; and he held out every inducement for us to do so; which, by the
+by, was quite unnecessary, seeing that our own comfort so much
+depended on it. However, though his supplies of claret had failed some
+days before, he now discovered some fresh cases in the cellar, which
+he immediately placed at our disposal; and, that our dire resolve to
+defend the fortress should not be melted by weak woman's wailings, he
+fixed an arm-chair on a mule, mounted his grandmother on it, and sent
+her off to the rear, while the balls were whizzing about the
+neighbourhood in a manner to which even she, poor old lady, was not
+altogether insensible, though she had become a mounted heroine at a
+period when she had given up all idea of ever sitting on any thing
+more lively than a coffin.
+
+During the whole of the 11th each army retained the same ground, and
+though there was an occasional exchange of shots at different points,
+yet nothing material occurred.
+
+The enemy began throwing up a six-gun battery opposite our chateau;
+and we employed ourselves in strengthening the works, as a
+precautionary measure, though we had not much to dread from it, as
+they were so strictly within range of our rifles, that he must have
+been a lucky artilleryman who stood there to fire a second shot.
+
+In the course of the night a brigade of Belgians, who were with the
+French army, having heard that their country had declared for their
+legitimate king, passed over to our side, and surrendered.
+
+On the 12th there was heavy firing and hard fighting, all day, to our
+left, but we remained perfectly quiet. Towards the afternoon, Sir
+James Kempt formed our brigade, for the purpose of expelling the enemy
+from the hill next the chateau, to which he thought them rather too
+near; but, just as we reached our different points for commencing the
+attack, we were recalled, and nothing further occurred.
+
+I went, about one o'clock in the morning, to visit our different
+piquets; and seeing an unusual number of fires in the enemy's lines, I
+concluded that they had lit them to mask some movement; and taking a
+patrole with me, I stole cautiously forward, and found that they had
+left the ground altogether. I immediately returned, and reported the
+circumstance to General Alten, who sent off a despatch to apprize Lord
+Wellington.
+
+As soon as day began to dawn, on the morning of the 13th, a tremendous
+fire of artillery and musketry was heard to our right. Soult had
+withdrawn every thing from our front in the course of the night, and
+had now attacked Sir Rowland Hill with his whole force. Lord
+Wellington, in expectation of this attack, had, last night, reinforced
+Sir Rowland Hill with the sixth division; which enabled him to occupy
+his contracted position so strongly, that Soult, unable to bring more
+than his own front to bear upon him, sustained a signal and sanguinary
+defeat.
+
+Lord Wellington galloped into the yard of our chateau, soon after the
+attack had commenced, and demanded, with his usual quickness, what was
+to be seen? Sir James Kempt, who was spying at the action from an
+upper window, told him; and, after desiring Sir James to order Sir
+Lowry Cole to follow him with the fourth division, he galloped off to
+the scene of action. In the afternoon, when all was over, he called in
+again, on his return to head-quarters, and told us, "that it was the
+most glorious affair that he had ever seen; and that the enemy had
+absolutely left upwards of five thousand men, killed and wounded, on
+the ground."
+
+This was the last action in which we were concerned, near Bayonne. The
+enemy seemed quite satisfied with what they had got; and offered us no
+further molestation, but withdrew within their works.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XVIII.
+
+ Change of Quarters. Change of Diet. Suttlers. Our new Quarter. A
+ long-going Horse gone. New Clothing. Adam's lineal Descendants.
+ St. Palais. Action at Tarbes. Faubourg of Toulouse. The green
+ Man. Passage of the Garonne. Battle of Toulouse. Peace. Castle
+ Sarrazin. A tender Point.
+
+
+Towards the end of the month, some divisions of the French army having
+left Bayonne, and ascended the right bank of the Adour, it produced a
+corresponding movement on our side, by which our division then
+occupied Ustaritz, and some neighbouring villages; a change of
+quarters we had no reason to rejoice in.
+
+At Arcangues, notwithstanding the influence of our messmate, "the
+Seigneur du Village," our table had, latterly, exhibited gradual
+symptoms of decay. But _here_, our voracious predecessors had not
+only swallowed the calf, but the cow, and, literally, left us nothing;
+so that, from an occasional turkey, or a pork-pie, we were now, all at
+once, reduced to our daily ration of a withered pound of beef. A great
+many necessaries of life could certainly be procured from St. Jean de
+Luz, but the prices there were absolutely suicidical. The suttlers'
+shops were too small to hold both their goods and their consciences;
+so that, every pin's worth they sold cost us a dollar; and as every
+dollar cost us seven shillings, they were, of course, not so plenty as
+bad dinners. I have often regretted that the enemy never got an
+opportunity of having the run of their shops for a few minutes, that
+they might have been, in some measure, punished for their sins, even
+in this world.
+
+The house that held our table, too, was but a wretched apology for the
+one we had left. A bitter wind continued to blow; and as the granary
+of a room which we occupied, on the first floor, had no fire-place, we
+immediately proceeded to provide it with one, and continued filling
+it up with such a load of bricks and mortar that the first floor was
+on the point of becoming the ground one; and, having only a choice of
+evils, on such an emergency, we, as usual, adopted that which appeared
+to us to be the least, cutting down the only two fruit-trees in the
+garden to prop it up with. We were rather on doubtful terms with the
+landlord before, but this put us all square--no terms at all.
+
+Our animals, too, were in a woful plight, for want of forage. We were
+obliged to send our baggage ones, every week, for their rations of
+corn, three days' march, through oceans of mud, which ought, properly,
+to have been navigated with boats. The whole cavalcade always moved
+under the charge of an officer, and many were the anxious looks that
+we took with our spy-glasses, from a hill overlooking the road, on the
+days of their expected return, each endeavouring to descry his own.
+Mine came back to me twice; but "the pitcher that goes often to the
+well" was verified in his third trip, for--he perished in a muddy
+grave.
+
+His death, however, was not so unexpected as it might have been, for,
+although I cannot literally say that he had been dying by inches,
+seeing that he had walked all the way from the frontiers of Portugal,
+yet he had, nevertheless, been doing it on the grand scale--by miles.
+I only fell in with him the day before the commencement of the
+campaign, and, after reconnoitring him with my usual judgement, and
+seeing that he was in possession of the regulated quantity of eyes,
+legs, and mouth, and concluding that they were all calculated to
+perform their different functions, I took him, as a man does his wife,
+for better and for worse; and it was not until the end of the first
+day's march that I found he had a broken jaw-bone, and could not eat,
+and I had, therefore, been obliged to support him all along on spoon
+diet; he was a capital horse, only for that!
+
+It has already been written, in another man's book, that we always
+require just a little more than we have got to make us perfectly
+happy; and, as we had given this neighbourhood a fair trial, and _that
+little_ was not to be found in it, we were very glad when, towards the
+end of February, we were permitted to look for it a little further on.
+We broke up from quarters on the 21st, leaving Sir John Hope, with the
+left wing of the army, in the investment of Bayonne, Lord Wellington
+followed Soult with the remainder.
+
+The new clothing for the different regiments of the army had, in the
+mean time, been gradually arriving at St. Jean de Luz; and, as the
+commissariat transport was required for other purposes, not to mention
+that a man's new coat always looks better on his own back than it does
+on a mule's, the different regiments marched there for it in
+succession. It did not come to our turn until we had taken a stride to
+the front, as far as La Bastide; our retrograde movement, therefore,
+obliged us to bid adieu to our division for some time.
+
+On our arrival at St. Jean de Luz, we found our new clothing, and some
+new friends in the family of our old friend, Arcangues, which was one
+of the most respectable in the district, and who showed us a great
+deal of kindness. As it happened to be the commencement of Lent, the
+young ladies were, at first, doubtful as to the propriety of joining
+us in any of the gaieties; but, after a short consultation, they
+arranged it with their consciences, and joined in the waltz right
+merrily. Mademoiselle was really an exceedingly nice girl, and the
+most lively companion in arms (in a waltz) that I ever met.
+
+Our clothing detained us there two days; on the third, we proceeded to
+rejoin the division.
+
+The pride of ancestry is very tenaciously upheld among the Basques,
+who are the mountaineers of that district. I had a fancy that most of
+them grew wild, like their trees, without either fathers or mothers,
+and was, therefore, much amused, one day, to hear a fellow, with a Tam
+O'Shanter's bonnet, and a pair of bare legs, tracing his descent from
+the first man, and maintaining that he spoke the same language too.
+He might have added, if further proof were wanting, that he, also,
+wore the same kind of shoes and stockings.
+
+On the 27th February, 1814, we marched, all day, to the tune of a
+cannonade; it was the battle of Orthes; and, on our arrival, in the
+evening, at the little town of St. Palais, we were very much annoyed
+to find the seventy-ninth regiment stationed there, who handed us a
+general order, desiring that the last-arrived regiment should relieve
+the preceding one in charge of the place. This was the more vexatious,
+knowing that there was no other regiment behind to relieve us. It was
+a nice little town, and we were treated, by the inhabitants, like
+friends and allies, experiencing much kindness and hospitality from
+them; but a rifleman, in the rear, is like a fish out of the water; he
+feels that he is not in his place. Seeing no other mode of obtaining a
+release, we, at length, began detaining the different detachments who
+were proceeding to join their regiments, with a view of forming a
+battalion of them; but, by the time that we had collected a
+sufficient number for that purpose, we received an order, from
+head-quarters, to join the army; when, after a few days' forced
+marches, we had, at length, the happiness of overtaking our division a
+short distance beyond the town of Aire. The battle of Orthes was the
+only affair of consequence that had taken place during our absence.
+
+We remained stationary, near Aire, until the middle of March, when the
+army was again put in motion.
+
+On the morning of the 19th, while we were marching along the road,
+near the town of Tarbes, we saw what appeared to be a small piquet of
+the enemy, on the top of a hill to our left, looking down upon us,
+when a company of our second battalion was immediately sent to
+dislodge them. The enemy, however, increased in number, in proportion
+to those sent against them, until not only the whole of the second,
+but our own, and the third battalion were eventually brought into
+action; and still we had more than double our number opposed to us;
+but we, nevertheless, drove them from the field with great slaughter,
+after a desperate struggle of a few minutes, in which we had eleven
+officers killed and wounded. As this fight was purely a rifle one, and
+took place within sight of the whole army, I may be justified in
+giving the following quotation from the author of "Twelve Years'
+Military Adventure," who was a spectator, and who, in allusion to this
+affair, says, "Our rifles were immediately sent to dislodge the French
+from the hills on our left, and our battalion was ordered to support
+them. Nothing could exceed the manner in which the ninety-fifth set
+about the business.... Certainly I never saw such skirmishers as the
+ninety-fifth, now the rifle brigade. They could do the work much
+better and with infinitely less loss than any other of our best light
+troops. They possessed an individual boldness, a mutual understanding,
+and a quickness of eye, in taking advantage of the ground, which,
+taken altogether, I never saw equalled. They were, in fact, as much
+superior to the French _voltigeurs_, as the latter were to our
+skirmishers in general. As our regiment was often employed in
+supporting them, I think I am fairly qualified to speak of their
+merits."
+
+We followed the enemy until dark, when, after having taken up our
+ground and lit our fires, they rather maliciously opened a cannonade
+upon us; but, as few of their shots took effect, we did not put
+ourselves to the inconvenience of moving, and they soon desisted.
+
+We continued in pursuit daily, until we finally arrived on the banks
+of the Garonne, opposite Toulouse. The day after our arrival an
+attempt was made, by our engineers, to throw a bridge across the
+river, above the town; and we had assembled one morning, to be in
+readiness to pass over, but they were obliged to abandon it for want
+of the necessary number of pontoons, and we returned again to
+quarters.
+
+We were stationed, for several days, in the suburb of St. Ciprien,
+where we found ourselves exceedingly comfortable. It consisted chiefly
+of the citizens' country houses, and an abundance of the public tea
+and fruit accommodations, with which every large city is surrounded,
+for the temptation of Sunday parties; and, as the inhabitants had all
+fled hurriedly into town, leaving their cellars, generally speaking,
+well stocked with a tolerable kind of wine, we made ourselves at home.
+
+It was finally determined that the passage of the river should be
+tried below the town, and, preparatory thereto, we took ground to our
+left, and got lodged in the chateau of a rich old West-India-man. He
+was a tall ramrod of a fellow, upwards of six feet high, withered to a
+cinder, and had a pair of green eyes, which looked as if they belonged
+to somebody else, who was looking through his eye-holes; but, despite
+his imperfections, he had got a young wife, and she was nursing a
+young child. The "Green Man" (as we christened him) was not, however,
+so bad as he looked; and we found our billet such a good one, that
+when we were called away to fight, after a few days' residence with
+him, I question, if left to our choice, whether we would not have
+rather remained where we were!
+
+A bridge having, at length, been established, about a league below the
+town, two British divisions passed over; but the enemy, by floating
+timber and other things down the stream, succeeded in carrying one or
+two of the pontoons from their moorings, which prevented any more from
+crossing either that day or the succeeding one. It was expected that
+the French would have taken advantage of this circumstance, to attack
+the two divisions on the other side; but they thought it more prudent
+to wait the attack in their own strong hold, and in doing so I believe
+they acted wisely, for these two divisions had both flanks secured by
+the river, their position was not too extended for their numbers, and
+they had a clear space in their front, which was flanked by artillery
+from the commanding ground on our side of the river; so that,
+altogether, they would have been found ugly customers to any body who
+chose to meddle with them.
+
+The bridge was re-established on the night of the 9th, and, at
+daylight next morning, we bade adieu to the _Green Man_, inviting him
+to come and see us in Toulouse in the evening. He laughed at the idea,
+telling us that we should be lucky fellows if ever we got in; and, at
+all events, he said, that he would bet a _déjeûné à la forchette_ for
+a dozen, that we did not enter it in three days from that time. I took
+the bet, and won, but the old rogue never came to pay me.
+
+We crossed the river, and advanced sufficiently near to the enemy's
+position to be just out of the reach of their fire, where we waited
+until dispositions were made for the attack, which took place as
+follows:--
+
+Sir Rowland Hill, who remained on the left bank of the Garonne, made a
+show of attacking the bridge and suburb of the town on that side.
+
+On our side of the river the Spanish army, which had never hitherto
+taken an active part in any of our general actions, now claimed the
+post of honour, and advanced to storm the strongest part of the
+heights. Our division was ordered to support them in the low grounds,
+and, at the same time, to threaten a point of the canal; and Picton,
+who was on our right, was ordered to make a false attack on the canal.
+These were all that were visible to us. The remaining divisions of the
+army were in continuation to the left.
+
+The Spaniards, anxious to monopolize all the glory, I rather think,
+moved on to the attack a little too soon, and before the British
+divisions on their left were in readiness to co-operate; however, be
+that as it may, they were soon in a blaze of fire, and began walking
+through it, at first, with a great show of gallantry and
+determination; but their courage was not altogether screwed up to the
+sticking point, and the nearer they came to the critical pass, the
+less prepared they seemed to meet it, until they all finally faced to
+the right-about, and came back upon us as fast as their heels could
+carry them, pursued by the enemy.
+
+We instantly advanced to their relief, and concluded that they would
+have rallied behind us; but they had no idea of doing any thing of the
+kind; for, when with _Cuesta_ and some of the other Spanish generals,
+they had been accustomed, under such circumstances, to run a hundred
+miles at a time; so that, passing through the intervals of our
+division, they went clear off to the rear, and we never saw them more.
+The moment the French found us interpose between them and the
+Spaniards they retired within their works.
+
+The only remark that Lord Wellington was said to have made on their
+conduct, after waiting to see whether they would stand after they got
+out of the reach of the enemy's shot, was, "well, d---- me, if ever I
+saw ten thousand men run a race before!" However, notwithstanding
+their disaster, many of their officers certainly evinced great
+bravery, and on their account it is to be regretted that the attack
+was made so soon, for they would otherwise have carried their point
+with little loss, either of life or credit, as the British divisions
+on the left soon after stormed and carried all the other works, and
+obliged those who had been opposed to the Spaniards to evacuate theirs
+without firing another shot.
+
+When the enemy were driven from the heights, they retired within the
+town, and the canal then became their line of defence, which they
+maintained the whole of the next day; but in the course of the
+following night they left the town altogether, and we took possession
+of it on the morning of the 12th.
+
+The inhabitants of Toulouse hoisted the white flag, and declared for
+the Bourbons the moment that the French army had left it; and, in the
+course of the same day, Colonel Cooke arrived from Paris, with the
+extraordinary news of Napoleon's abdication. Soult has been accused of
+having been in possession of that fact prior to the battle of
+Toulouse; but, to disprove such an assertion, it can only be necessary
+to think, for a moment, whether he would not have made it public the
+day after the battle, while he yet held possession of the town, as it
+would not only have enabled him to keep it, but, to those who knew no
+better, it might have given him a shadow of claim to the victory, if
+he chose to avail himself of it; and I have known a victory claimed by
+a French marshal on more slender grounds. In place of knowing it then,
+he did not even believe it now; and we were absolutely obliged to
+follow him a day's march beyond Toulouse before he agreed to an
+armistice.
+
+The news of the peace, at this period, certainly sounded as strangely
+in our ears as it did in those of the French marshal, for it was a
+change that we never had contemplated. We had been born in war, reared
+in war, and war was our trade; and what soldiers had to do in peace,
+was a problem yet to be solved among us.
+
+After remaining a few days at Toulouse, we were sent into quarters, in
+the town of Castel-Sarazin, along with our old companions in arms,
+the fifty-second, to wait the necessary arrangements for our final
+removal from France.
+
+Castel-Sarazin is a respectable little town, on the right bank of the
+Garonne; and its inhabitants received us so kindly, that every officer
+found in his quarter a family home. We there, too, found both the time
+and the opportunity of exercising one of the agreeable professions to
+which we had long been strangers, that of making love to the pretty
+little girls with which the place abounded; when, after a three
+months' residence among them, the fatal order arrived for our march to
+Bordeaux, for embarkation, the buckets full of salt tears that were
+shed by men who had almost forgotten the way to weep was quite
+ridiculous. I have never yet, however, clearly made out whether people
+are most in love when they are laughing or when they are crying. Our
+greatest love writers certainly give the preference to the latter.
+_Scott_ thinks that "love is loveliest when it's bathed in tears;" and
+_Moore_ tells his mistress to "give smiles to those who love her
+less, but to keep her tears for him;" but what pleasure he can take in
+seeing her in affliction, I cannot make out; nor, for the soul of me,
+can I see why a face full of smiles should not be every bit as
+valuable as one of tears, seeing that it is so much more pleasant to
+look at.
+
+I have rather wandered, in search of an apology for my own countenance
+not having gone into mourning on that melancholy occasion; for, to
+tell the truth, (and if I had a visage sensible to such an impression,
+I should blush while I tell it,) I was as much in love as any body, up
+nearly to the last moment, when I fell out of it, as it were, by a
+miracle; but, probably, a history of love's last look may be
+considered as my justification. The day before our departure, in
+returning from a ride, I overtook my love and her sister, strolling by
+the river's side, and, instantly dismounting, I joined in their walk.
+My horse was following, at the length of his bridle-reins, and, while
+I was engaged in conversation with the sister, the other dropped
+behind, and, when I looked round, I found her mounted _astride_ on my
+horse! and with such a pair of legs, too! It was rather too good; and
+"Richard was himself again."
+
+Although released, under the foregoing circumstances, from individual
+attachment, that of a general nature continued strong as ever; and,
+without an exception on either side, I do believe, that we parted with
+mutual regret, and with the most unbounded love and good feeling
+towards each other. We exchanged substantial proofs of it while
+together; we continued to do so after we had parted; nor were we
+forgotten when we were _no more_! It having appeared, in some of the
+newspapers, a year afterwards, that every one of our officers had been
+killed at Waterloo, that the regiment had been brought out of the
+action by a volunteer, and the report having come to the knowledge of
+our Castel-Sarazin friends, they drew up a letter, which they sent to
+our commanding officer, signed by every person of respectability in
+the place, lamenting our fate, expressing a hope that the report
+might have been exaggerated, and entreating to be informed as to the
+particular fate of each individual officer, whom they mentioned by
+name. They were kind good-hearted souls, and may God bless them!
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XIX.
+
+ Commencement of the War of 1815. Embark for Rotterdam. Ship's
+ Stock. Ship struck. A Pilot, a Smuggler, and a Lawyer. A Boat
+ without Stock. Join the Regiment at Brussels.
+
+
+I have endeavoured, in this book of mine, to measure out the peace and
+war in due proportions, according to the spirit of the times it speaks
+of; and, as there appears to me to be as much peace in the last
+chapter as occurred in Europe between 1814 and 1815, I shall, with the
+reader's permission, lodge my regiment, at once, on Dover-heights, and
+myself in Scotland, taking a shot at the last of the woodcocks, which
+happened to be our relative positions, when Bonaparte's escape from
+Elba once more summoned the army to the field.
+
+The first intimation I had of it was by a letter, informing me of the
+embarkation of the battalion for the Netherlands, and desiring me to
+join them there, without delay; and, finding that a brig was to sail,
+the following day, from Leith to Rotterdam, I took a passage on board
+of her. She was an odd one to look at, but the captain assured me that
+she was a good one to go; and, besides, that he had provided every
+thing that was elegant for our entertainment. The latter piece of
+information I did not think of questioning until too late to profit by
+it, for I had the mortification to discover, the first day, that his
+whole stock consisted in a quarter of lamb, in addition to the ship's
+own, with a few cabbages, and five gallons of whiskey.
+
+After having been ten days at sea, I was awoke, one morning before
+daylight, with the ship's grinding over a sand-bank, on the coast of
+Holland; fortunately, it did not blow hard, and a pilot soon after
+came alongside, who, after exacting a reward suitable to the
+occasion, at length, consented to come on board, and extricated us
+from our perilous situation, carrying the vessel into the entrance of
+one of the small branches of the river leading up to Rotterdam, where
+we came to anchor. The captain was very desirous of appealing to a
+magistrate for a reduction in the exorbitant demand of the pilot; and
+I accompanied him on shore for that purpose. An Englishman made up to
+us at the landing-place, and said that his name was C----, that he had
+made his fortune by smuggling, and, though he was not permitted to
+spend it in his native country, that he had the greatest pleasure in
+being of service to his countrymen. As this was exactly the sort of
+person we were in search of, the Captain explained his grievance; and
+the other said that he would conduct him to a gentleman who would soon
+put that to rights. We, accordingly, walked to the adjoining village,
+in one of the houses of which he introduced us, formally, to a tall
+Dutchman, with a pipe in his mouth and a pen behind his ear, who,
+after hearing the story, proceeded to commit it, in large characters,
+to a quire of foolscap.
+
+The cautious nature of the Scotchman did not altogether like the
+appearance of the man of business, and demanding, through the
+interpreter, whether there would be any thing to pay for his
+proceedings? he was told that it would cost five guineas. "Five
+devils," said Saunders; "What is it for?" "For a protest," said the
+other. "D--n the protest," said the captain; "I came here to save five
+guineas, and not to pay five more." I could stand the scene no longer,
+and rushed out of the house, under the pretence of seeing the village;
+and on my return to the ship, half an hour afterwards, I found the
+captain fast asleep. I know not whether he swallowed the remainder of
+the five gallons of whiskey, in addition to his five-guinea grievance,
+but I could not shake him out of it, although the mate and I tried,
+alternately, for upwards of two hours; and indeed I never heard
+whether he ever got out of it,--for when I found that they had to go
+outside to find another passage up to Rotterdam, I did not think it
+prudent to trust myself any longer in the hands of such artists, and,
+taking leave of the sleeper, with a last ineffectual shake, I hired a
+boat to take me through the passage in which we then were.
+
+We started with a stiff fair wind, and the boatman assured me that we
+should reach Rotterdam in less than five hours (forty miles); but it
+soon lulled to a dead calm, which left us to the tedious operation of
+tiding it up; and, to mend the matter, we had not a fraction of money
+between us, nor any thing to eat or drink. I bore starvation all that
+day and night, with the most christian-like fortitude; but, the next
+morning, I could stand it no longer, and sending the boatman on shore,
+to a neighbouring house, I instructed him either to beg or steal
+something, whichever he should find the most prolific; but he was a
+clumsy hand at both, and came on board again with only a very small
+quantity of coffee. It, however, afforded some relief, and in the
+afternoon we reached the town of Dort, and, on lodging my baggage in
+pawn with a French inn-keeper, he advanced me the means of going on to
+Rotterdam, where I got cash for the bill which I had on a merchant
+there. Once more furnished with the "sinews of war," with my feet on
+_terra firma_, I lost no time in setting forward to Antwerp, and from
+thence to Brussels, when I had the happiness of rejoining my
+battalion, which was then quartered in the city.
+
+Brussels was, at this time, a scene of extraordinary preparation, from
+the succession of troops who were hourly arriving, and in their
+formation into brigades and divisions. We had the good fortune to be
+attached to the brigade of our old and favourite commander, Sir James
+Kempt, and in the fifth division, under Sir Thomas Picton. It was the
+only division quartered in Brussels, the others being all towards the
+French frontier, except the Duke of Brunswick's corps, which lay on
+the Antwerp road.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XX.
+
+ Relative Situation of the Troops. March from Brussels. The Prince
+ and the Beggar. Battle of Quatre-Bras.
+
+
+As our division was composed of crack regiments, under crack
+commanders, and headed by fire-eating generals, we had little to do
+the first fortnight after my arrival, beyond indulging in all the
+amusements of our delightful quarter; but, as the middle of June
+approached, we began to get a little more on the _qui vive_, for we
+were aware that Napoleon was about to make a dash at some particular
+point; and, as he was not the sort of general to give his opponent an
+idea of the when and the where, the greater part of our army was
+necessarily disposed along the frontier, to meet him at his own
+place. They were of course too much extended to offer effectual
+resistance in their advanced position; but as our division and the
+Duke of Brunswick's corps were held in reserve, at Brussels, in
+readiness to be thrust at whatever point might be attacked, they were
+a sufficient additional force to check the enemy for the time required
+to concentrate the army.
+
+On the 14th of June it was generally known, among the military circles
+in Brussels, that Buonaparte was in motion, at the head of his troops;
+and though his movement was understood to point at the Prussians, yet
+he was not sufficiently advanced to afford a correct clue to his
+intentions.
+
+We were, the whole of the 15th, on the most anxious look out for news
+from the front; but no report had been received prior to the hour of
+dinner. I went, about seven in the evening, to take a stroll in the
+park, and meeting one of the Duke's staff, he asked me, _en passant_,
+whether my pack-saddles were all ready? I told him that they were
+nearly so, and added, "I suppose they wo'n't be wanted, at all events,
+before to-morrow?" to which he replied, in the act of leaving me, "If
+you have any preparation to make, I would recommend you not to delay
+so long." I took the hint, and returning to quarters, remained in
+momentary expectation of an order to move. The bugles sounded to arms
+about two hours after.
+
+To the credit of our battalion, be it recorded, that, although the
+greater part were in bed when the assembly sounded, and billetted over
+the most distant parts of that extensive city, every man was on his
+alarm-post before eleven o'clock, in a complete state of marching
+order: whereas, it was nearly two o'clock in the morning before we
+were joined by the others.
+
+As a grand ball was to take place the same night, at the Duchess of
+Richmond's, the order for the assembling of the troops was accompanied
+by permission for any officer who chose to remain for the ball,
+provided that he joined his regiment early in the morning. Several of
+ours took advantage of it.
+
+Brussels was, at that time, thronged with British temporary residents;
+who, no doubt, in the course of the two last days, must have heard,
+through their military acquaintance, of the immediate prospect of
+hostilities. But, accustomed, on their own ground, to hear of those
+things as a piece of news in which they were not personally concerned;
+and never dreaming of danger, in streets crowded with the gay uniforms
+of their countrymen; it was not until their defenders were summoned to
+the field, that they were fully sensible of their changed
+circumstances; and the suddenness of the danger multiplying its
+horrors, many of them were now seen running about in the wildest state
+of distraction.
+
+Waiting for the arrival of the other regiments, we endeavoured to
+snatch an hour's repose on the pavement; but we were every instant
+disturbed, by ladies as well as gentlemen; some stumbling over us in
+the dark--some shaking us out of our sleep, to be told the news--and
+not a few, conceiving their immediate safety depending upon our
+standing in place of lying. All those who applied for the benefit of
+my advice, I recommended to go home to bed, to keep themselves
+perfectly cool, and, to rest assured that, if their departure from the
+city became necessary, (which I very much doubted,) they would have at
+least one whole day to prepare for it, as we were leaving some beef
+and potatoes behind us, for which, I was sure, we would fight, rather
+than abandon!
+
+The whole of the division having, at length, assembled, we were put in
+motion about three o'clock on the morning of the 16th, and advanced to
+the village of Waterloo, where, forming in a field adjoining the road,
+our men were allowed to prepare their breakfasts. I succeeded in
+getting mine, in a small inn, on the left hand side of the village.
+
+Lord Wellington joined us about nine o'clock; and, from his very
+particular orders, to see that the roads were kept clear of baggage,
+and everything likely to impede the movements of the troops, I have
+since been convinced that his lordship had thought it probable that
+the position of Waterloo might, even that day, have become the scene
+of action; for it was a good broad road, on which there were neither
+the quantity of baggage nor of troops moving at the time, to excite
+the slightest apprehension of confusion. Leaving us halted, he
+galloped on to the front, followed by his staff; and we were soon
+after joined by the Duke of Brunswick, with his corps of the army.
+
+His highness dismounted near the place where I was standing, and
+seated himself on the road-side, along with his adjutant-general. He
+soon after despatched his companion on some duty; and I was much
+amused to see the vacated place immediately filled by an old
+beggar-man; who, seeing nothing in the black hussar uniform beside him
+denoting the high rank of the wearer, began to grunt and scratch
+himself most luxuriously! The duke shewed a degree of courage which
+few would, under such circumstances; for he maintained his post until
+the return of his officer, when he very jocularly said, "Well, O----n,
+you see that your place was not long unoccupied!"--How little idea had
+I, at the time, that the life of the illustrious speaker was limited
+to three short hours!
+
+About twelve o'clock an order arrived for the troops to advance,
+leaving their baggage behind; and though it sounded warlike, yet we
+did not expect to come in contact with the enemy, at all events, on
+_that_ day. But, as we moved forward, the symptoms of their immediate
+presence kept gradually increasing; for we presently met a cart-load
+of wounded Belgians; and, after passing through Genappe, the distant
+sound of a solitary gun struck on the listening ear. But all doubt on
+the subject was quickly removed; for, on ascending the rising ground,
+where stands the village of Quatre Bras, we saw a considerable plain
+in our front, flanked on each side by a wood; and on another acclivity
+beyond, we could perceive the enemy descending towards us, in most
+imposing numbers.
+
+Quatre Bras, at that time, consisted of only three or four houses;
+and, as its name betokens, I believe, stood at the junction of four
+roads; on one of which we were moving; a second, inclined to the
+right; a third, in the same degree, to the left; and the fourth, I
+conclude, must have gone backwards; but, as I had not an eye in that
+direction, I did not see it.
+
+The village was occupied by some Belgians, under the Prince of Orange,
+who had an advanced post in a large farm-house, at the foot of the
+road, which inclined to the right; and a part of his division, also,
+occupied the wood on the same side.
+
+Lord Wellington, I believe, after leaving us at Waterloo, galloped on
+to the Prussian position at Ligny, where he had an interview with
+Blucher, in which they concerted measures for their mutual
+co-operation. When we arrived at Quatre Bras, however, we found him in
+a field near the Belgian outpost; and the enemy's guns were just
+beginning to play upon the spot where he stood, surrounded by a
+numerous staff.
+
+We halted for a moment on the brow of the hill; and as Sir Andrew
+Barnard galloped forward to the head-quarter group, I followed, to be
+in readiness to convey any orders to the battalion. The moment we
+approached, Lord Fitzroy Somerset, separating himself from the duke,
+said, "Barnard, you are wanted instantly; take your battalion and
+endeavour to get possession of that village," pointing to one on the
+face of the rising ground, down which the enemy were moving; "but if
+you cannot do that, secure that wood on the left, and keep the road
+open for communication with the Prussians." We instantly moved in the
+given direction; but, ere we had got half-way to the village, we had
+the mortification to see the enemy throw such a force into it, as
+rendered any attempt to retake it, with our numbers, utterly hopeless;
+and as another strong body of them were hastening towards the wood,
+which was the second object pointed out to us, we immediately brought
+them to action, and secured it. In moving to that point, one of our
+men went raving mad, from excessive heat. The poor fellow cut a few
+extraordinary capers, and died in the course of a few minutes.
+
+While our battalion-reserve occupied the front of the wood, our
+skirmishers lined the side of the road, which was the Prussian line of
+communication. The road itself, however, was crossed by such a shower
+of balls, that none but a desperate traveller would have undertaken a
+journey on it. We were presently reinforced by a small battalion of
+foreign light troops, with whose assistance we were in hopes to have
+driven the enemy a little further from it; but they were a raw body of
+men, who had never before been under fire; and, as they could not be
+prevailed upon to join our skirmishers, we could make no use of them
+whatever. Their conduct, in fact, was an exact representation of
+Mathews's ludicrous one of the American militia, for Sir Andrew
+Barnard repeatedly pointed out to them which was the French, and
+which our side; and, after explaining that they were not to fire a
+shot until they joined our skirmishers, the word "March!" was given;
+but _march_, to them, was always the signal to fire, for they stood
+fast, and began blazing away, chiefly at our skirmishers too; the
+officers commanding whom were every time sending back to say that we
+were shooting them; until we were, at last, obliged to be satisfied
+with whatever advantages their appearance could give, as even that was
+of some consequence, where troops were so scarce.
+
+Buonaparte's attack on the Prussians had already commenced, and the
+fire of artillery and musketry, in that direction, was tremendous; but
+the intervening higher ground prevented us from seeing any part of it.
+
+The plain to our right, which we had just quitted, had, likewise,
+become the scene of a sanguinary and unequal contest. Our division,
+after we left it, deployed into line, and, in advancing, met and
+routed the French infantry; but, in following up their advantage,
+they encountered a furious charge of cavalry, and were obliged to
+throw themselves into squares to receive it. With the exception of one
+regiment, however, which had two companies cut to pieces, they were
+not only successful in resisting the attack, but made awful havock in
+the enemy's ranks, who, nevertheless, continued their forward career,
+and went sweeping past them, like a whirlwind, up to the village of
+Quatre Bras, to the confusion and consternation of the numerous
+useless appendages of our army, who were there assembled, waiting the
+result of the battle.
+
+The forward movement of the enemy's cavalry gave their infantry time
+to rally; and, strongly reinforced with fresh troops, they again
+advanced to the attack. This was a crisis in which, according to
+Buonaparte's theory, the victory was theirs, by all the rules of war,
+for they held superior numbers, both before and behind us; but the
+gallant old Picton, who had been trained in a different school, did
+not choose to confine himself to rules in those matters; despising
+the force in his rear, he advanced, charged, and routed those in his
+front, which created such a panic among the others, that they galloped
+back through the intervals in his division, with no other object in
+view but their own safety. After this desperate conflict, the firing,
+on both sides, lulled almost to a calm for nearly an hour, while each
+was busy in renewing their order of battle. The Duke of Brunswick had
+been killed early in the action, endeavouring to rally his young
+troops, who were unable to withstand the impetuosity of the French;
+and, as we had no other cavalry force in the field, the few British
+infantry regiments present, having to bear the full brunt of the
+enemy's superior force of both arms, were now considerably reduced in
+numbers.
+
+The battle, on the side of the Prussians, still continued to rage in
+an unceasing roar of artillery. About four, in the afternoon, a troop
+of their dragoons came, as a patrole, to inquire how it fared with us,
+and told us, in passing, that they still maintained their position.
+Their day, however, was still to be decided, and, indeed, for that
+matter, so was our own; for, although the firing, for the moment, had
+nearly ceased, I had not yet clearly made up my mind which side had
+been the offensive, which the defensive, or which the winning. I had
+merely the satisfaction of knowing that we had not lost it; for we had
+met fairly in the middle of a field, (or, rather unfairly, considering
+that they had two to one,) and, after the scramble was over, our
+division still held the ground they fought on. All doubts on the
+subject, however, began to be removed about five o'clock. The enemy's
+artillery once more opened; and, on running to the brow of the hill,
+to ascertain the cause, we perceived our old light-division general,
+Count Alten, at the head of a fresh British division, moving gallantly
+down the road towards us. It was, indeed, a joyful sight; for, as
+already mentioned, our division had suffered so severely that we could
+not help looking forward to a renewal of the action, with such a
+disparity of force, with considerable anxiety; but this reinforcement
+gave us new life, and, as soon as they came near enough to afford
+support, we commenced the offensive, and, driving in the skirmishers
+opposed to us, succeeded in gaining a considerable portion of the
+position originally occupied by the enemy, when darkness obliged us to
+desist. In justice to the foreign battalion, which had been all day
+attached to us, I must say that, in this last movement, they joined us
+cordially, and behaved exceedingly well. They had a very gallant young
+fellow at their head; and their conduct, in the earlier part of the
+day, can, therefore, only be ascribed to its being their first
+appearance on such a stage.
+
+Leaving General Alten in possession of the ground which we had
+assisted in winning, we returned in search of our division, and
+reached them about eleven at night, lying asleep in their glory, on
+the field where they had fought, which contained many a bloody trace
+of the day's work.
+
+The firing, on the side of the Prussians, had altogether ceased
+before dark, but recommenced, with redoubled fury, about an hour
+after; and it was then, as we afterwards learnt, that they lost the
+battle.
+
+We lay down by our arms, near the farm-house already mentioned, in
+front of Quatre Bras; and the deuce is in it if we were not in good
+trim for sleeping, seeing that we had been either marching or fighting
+for twenty-six successive hours.
+
+An hour before daybreak, next morning, a rattling fire of musketry
+along the whole line of piquets made every one spring to his arms; and
+we remained looking as fierce as possible until daylight, when each
+side was seen expecting an attack, while the piquets were blazing at
+one another without any ostensible cause: it gradually ceased, as the
+day advanced, and appeared to have been occasioned by a patrole of
+dragoons getting between the piquets by accident: when firing
+commences in the dark it is not easily stopped.
+
+June 17th.--As last night's fighting only ceased with the daylight,
+the scene, this morning, presented a savage unsettled appearance; the
+fields were strewed with the bodies of men, horses, torn clothing, and
+shattered cuirasses; and, though no movements appeared to be going on
+on either side, yet, as occasional shots continued to be exchanged at
+different points, it kept every one wide awake. We had the
+satisfaction of knowing that the whole of our army had assembled on
+the hill behind in the course of the night.
+
+About nine o'clock, we received the news of Blucher's defeat, and of
+his retreat to Wavre. Lord Wellington, therefore, immediately began to
+withdraw his army to the position of Waterloo.
+
+Sir Andrew Barnard was ordered to remain as long as possible with our
+battalion, to mask the retreat of the others; and was told, if we were
+attacked, that the whole of the British cavalry were in readiness to
+advance to our relief. I had an idea, however, that a single rifle
+battalion in the midst of ten thousand dragoons, would come but
+indifferently off in the event of a general crash, and was by no
+means sorry when, between eleven and twelve o'clock, every regiment
+had got clear off, and we followed, before the enemy had put any thing
+in motion against us.
+
+After leaving the village of Quatre Bras, and passing through our
+cavalry, who were formed on each side of the road, we drew up, at the
+entrance of Genappe. The rain, at that moment, began to descend in
+torrents, and our men were allowed to shelter themselves in the
+nearest houses; but we were obliged to turn out again in the midst of
+it, in less than five minutes, as we found the French cavalry and ours
+already exchanging shots, and the latter were falling back to the more
+favourable ground behind Genappe; we, therefore, retired with them,
+_en masse_, through the village, and formed again on the rising ground
+beyond.
+
+While we remained there, we had an opportunity of seeing the different
+affairs of cavalry; and it did one's heart good to see how cordially
+the life-guards went at their work: they had no idea of any thing but
+straight-forward fighting, and sent their opponents flying in all
+directions. The only _young_ thing they showed was in every one who
+got a roll in the mud, (and, owing to the slipperiness of the ground,
+there were many,) going off to the rear, according to their Hyde-Park
+custom, as being no longer fit to appear on parade! I thought, at
+first, that they had been all wounded, but, on finding how the case
+stood, I could not help telling them that theirs was now the situation
+to verify the old proverb, "the uglier the better soldier!"
+
+The roads, as well as the fields, had now become so heavy, that our
+progress to the rear was very slow; and it was six in the evening
+before we drew into the position of Waterloo. Our battalion took post
+in the second line that night, with its right resting on the
+Namur-road, behind La Haye Sainte, near a small mud-cottage, which Sir
+Andrew Barnard occupied as a quarter. The enemy arrived in front, in
+considerable force, about an hour after us, and a cannonade took place
+in different parts of the line, which ended at dark, and we lay down
+by our arms. It rained excessively hard the greater part of the night;
+nevertheless, having succeeded in getting a bundle of hay for my
+horse, and one of straw for myself, I secured the horse to his bundle,
+by tying him to one of the men's swords stuck in the ground, and,
+placing mine under his nose, I laid myself down upon it, and never
+opened my eyes again until daylight.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XXI.
+
+ Battle of Waterloo. "A Horse! a Horse!" Breakfast. Position.
+ Disposition. Meeting of _particular_ Friends. Dish of Powder and
+ Ball. Fricassee of Swords. End of First Course. Pounding.
+ Brewing. Peppering. Cutting and Maiming. Fury. Tantalizing.
+ Charging. Cheering. Chasing. Opinionizing. Anecdotes. The End.
+
+
+BATTLE OF WATERLOO,
+
+18th June, 1815.
+
+When I awoke, this morning, at daylight, I found myself drenched with
+rain. I had slept so long and so soundly that I had, at first, but a
+very confused notion of my situation; but having a bright idea that my
+horse had been my companion when I went to sleep, I was rather
+startled at finding that I was now alone; nor could I rub my eyes
+clear enough to procure a sight of him, which was vexatious enough;
+for, independent of his value _as a horse_, his services were
+indispensable; and an adjutant might as well think of going into
+action without his arms as without such a supporter. But whatever my
+feelings might have been towards him, it was evident that he had none
+for me, from having drawn his sword and marched off. The chances of
+finding him again, amid ten thousand others, were about equal to the
+odds against the needle in a bundle of hay; but for once the single
+chance was gained, as, after a diligent search of an hour, he was
+discovered between two artillery horses, about half a mile from where
+he broke loose.
+
+The weather cleared up as the morning advanced; and, though every
+thing remained quiet at the moment, we were confident that the day
+would not pass off without an engagement, and, therefore, proceeded to
+put our arms in order, as, also, to get ourselves dried and made as
+comfortable as circumstances would permit.
+
+We made a fire against the wall of Sir Andrew Barnard's cottage, and
+boiled a huge camp-kettle full of tea, mixed up with a suitable
+quantity of milk and sugar, for breakfast; and, as it stood on the
+edge of the high road, where all the big-wigs of the army had occasion
+to pass, in the early part of the morning, I believe almost every one
+of them, from the Duke downwards, claimed a cupful.
+
+About nine o'clock, we received an order to retain a quantity of spare
+ammunition, in some secure place, and to send every thing in the shape
+of baggage and baggage-animals to the rear. It, therefore, became
+evident that the Duke meant to give battle in his present position;
+and it was, at the same time, generally understood that a corps of
+thirty thousand Prussians were moving to our support.
+
+About ten o'clock, an unusual bustle was observable among the
+staff-officers, and we soon after received an order to stand to our
+arms. The troops who had been stationed in our front during the night
+were then moved off to the right, and our division took up its
+fighting position.
+
+Our battalion stood on what was considered the left centre of the
+position. We had our right resting on the Namur-road, about a hundred
+yards in rear of the farm-house of La Haye Sainte, and our left
+extending behind a broken hedge, which run along the ridge to the
+left. Immediately in our front, and divided from La Haye Sainte only
+by the great road, stood a small knoll, with a sand-hole in its
+farthest side, which we occupied, as an advanced post, with three
+companies. The remainder of the division was formed in two lines; the
+first, consisting chiefly of light troops, behind the hedge, in
+continuation from the left of our battalion reserve; and the second,
+about a hundred yards in its rear. The guns were placed in the
+intervals between the brigades, two pieces were in the road-way on our
+right, and a rocket-brigade in the centre.
+
+The road had been cut through the rising ground, and was about twenty
+or thirty feet deep where our right rested, and which, in a manner,
+separated us from all the troops beyond. The division, I believe,
+under General Alten occupied the ground next to us, on the right. He
+had a light battalion of the German legion, posted inside of La Haye
+Sainte, and the household brigade of cavalry stood under cover of the
+rising ground behind him. On our left there were some Hanoverians and
+Belgians, together with a brigade of British heavy dragoons, the
+royals, and Scotch greys.
+
+These were all the observations on the disposition of our army that my
+situation enabled me to make. The whole position seemed to be a gently
+rising ground, presenting no obstacle at any point, excepting the
+broken hedge in front of our division, and it was only one in
+appearance, as it could be passed in every part.
+
+Shortly after we had taken up our ground, some columns, from the
+enemy's left, were seen in motion towards Hugamont, and were soon
+warmly engaged with the right of our army. A cannon ball, too, came
+from the Lord knows where, for it was not fired at us, and took the
+head off our right hand man. That part of their position, in our own
+immediate front, next claimed our undivided attention. It had hitherto
+been looking suspiciously innocent, with scarcely a human being upon
+it; but innumerable black specks were now seen taking post at regular
+distances in its front, and recognizing them as so many pieces of
+artillery, I knew, from experience, although nothing else was yet
+visible, that they were unerring symptoms of our not being destined to
+be idle spectators.
+
+From the moment we took possession of the knoll, we had busied
+ourselves in collecting branches of trees and other things, for the
+purpose of making an _abatis_ to block up the road between that and
+the farm-house, and soon completed one, which we thought looked
+sufficiently formidable to keep out the whole of the French cavalry;
+but it was put to the proof sooner than we expected, by a troop of our
+own light dragoons, who, having occasion to gallop through, astonished
+us not a little by clearing away every stick of it. We had just time
+to replace the scattered branches, when the whole of the enemy's
+artillery opened, and their countless columns began to advance under
+cover of it.
+
+The scene at that moment was grand and imposing, and we had a few
+minutes to spare for observation. The column destined as _our_
+particular _friends_, first attracted our notice, and seemed to
+consist of about ten thousand infantry. A smaller body of infantry and
+one of cavalry moved on their right; and, on their left, another huge
+column of infantry, and a formidable body of cuirassiers, while beyond
+them it seemed one moving mass.
+
+We saw Buonaparte himself take post on the side of the road,
+immediately in our front, surrounded by a numerous staff; and each
+regiment, as they passed him, rent the air with shouts of "_vive
+l'Empereur_," nor did they cease after they had passed; but, backed by
+the thunder of their artillery, and carrying with them the _rubidub_
+of drums, and the _tantarara_ of trumpets, in addition to their
+increasing shouts, it looked, at first, as if they had some hopes of
+scaring us off the ground; for it was a singular contrast to the stern
+silence reigning on our side, where nothing, as yet, but the voices of
+our great guns, told that we had mouths to open when we chose to use
+them. Our rifles were, however, in a very few seconds, required to
+play their parts, and opened such a fire on the advancing skirmishers
+as quickly brought them to a stand still; but their columns advanced
+steadily through them, although our incessant _tiralade_ was telling
+in their centre with fearful exactness, and our post was quickly
+turned in both flanks, which compelled us to fall back and join our
+comrades, behind the hedge, though not before some of our officers and
+theirs had been engaged in personal combat.
+
+When the heads of their columns shewed over the knoll which we had
+just quitted, they received such a fire from our first line, that they
+wavered, and hung behind it a little; but, cheered and encouraged by
+the gallantry of their officers, who were dancing and flourishing
+their swords in front, they at last boldly advanced to the opposite
+side of our hedge, and began to deploy. Our first line, in the mean
+time, was getting so thinned, that Picton found it necessary to bring
+up his second, but fell in the act of doing it. The command of the
+division, at that critical moment, devolved upon Sir James Kempt, who
+was galloping along the line, animating the men to steadiness. He
+called to me by name, where I happened to be standing on the right of
+our battalion, and desired "that I would never quit that spot." I told
+him that "he might depend upon it:" and in another instant I found
+myself in a fair way of keeping my promise more religiously than I
+intended; for, glancing my eye to the right, I saw the next field
+covered with the cuirassiers, some of whom were making directly for
+the gap in the hedge, where I was standing. I had not hitherto drawn
+my sword, as it was generally to be had at a moment's warning; but,
+from its having been exposed to the last night's rain, it had now got
+rusted in the scabbard, and refused to come forth! I was in a
+precious scrape. Mounted on my strong Flanders mare, and with my good
+old sword in my hand, I would have braved all the chances without a
+moment's hesitation; but, I confess, that I felt considerable doubts
+as to the propriety of standing there to be sacrificed, without the
+means of making a scramble for it. My mind, however, was happily
+relieved from such an embarrassing consideration, before my decision
+was required; for the next moment the cuirassiers were charged by our
+household brigade; and the infantry in our front giving way at the
+same time, under our terrific shower of musketry, the flying
+cuirassiers tumbled in among the routed infantry, followed by the
+life-guards, who were cutting away in all directions. Hundreds of the
+infantry threw themselves down, and pretended to be dead, while the
+cavalry galloped over them, and then got up and ran away. I never saw
+such a scene in all my life.
+
+Lord Wellington had given orders that the troops were, on no account,
+to leave the position to follow up any temporary advantage; so that
+we now resumed our post, as we stood at the commencement of the
+battle, and with three companies again advanced on the knoll.
+
+I was told, it was very ridiculous, at that moment, to see the number
+of vacant spots that were left nearly along the whole of the line,
+where a great part of the dark dressed foreign troops had stood,
+intermixed with the British, when the action began.
+
+Our division got considerably reduced in numbers during the last
+attack; but Lord Wellington's fostering hand sent Sir John Lambert to
+our support, with the sixth division; and we now stood prepared for
+another and a more desperate struggle.
+
+Our battalion had already lost three officers killed, and six or seven
+wounded; among the latter were Sir Andrew Barnard and Colonel Cameron.
+
+Some one asking me what had become of my horse's ear, was the first
+intimation I had of his being wounded; and I now found that,
+independent of one ear having been shaved close to his head, (I
+suppose by a cannon-shot,) a musket-ball had grazed across his
+forehead, and another gone through one of his legs, but he did not
+seem much the worse for either of them.
+
+Between two and three o'clock we were tolerably quiet, except from a
+thundering cannonade; and the enemy had, by that time, got the range
+of our position so accurately that every shot brought a ticket for
+somebody's head.
+
+An occasional gun, beyond the plain, far to our left, marked the
+approach of the Prussians; but their progress was too slow to afford a
+hope of their arriving in time to take any share in the battle.
+
+On our right, the roar of cannon and musketry had been incessant from
+the time of its commencement; but the higher ground, near us,
+prevented our seeing anything of what was going on.
+
+Between three and four o'clock, the storm gathered again in our front.
+Our three companies on the knoll were soon involved in a furious
+fire. The Germans, occupying La Haye Sainte, expended all their
+ammunition, and fled from the post. The French took possession of it;
+and, as it flanked our knoll, we were obliged to abandon it also, and
+fall back again behind the hedge.
+
+The loss of La Haye Sainte was of the most serious consequence, as it
+afforded the enemy an establishment within our position. They
+immediately brought up two guns on our side of it, and began serving
+out some grape to us; but they were so very near, that we destroyed
+their artillerymen before they could give us a second round.
+
+The silencing of these guns was succeeded by a very extraordinary
+scene, on the same spot. A strong regiment of Hanoverians advanced in
+line, to charge the enemy out of La Haye Sainte; but they were
+themselves charged by a brigade of cuirassiers, and, excepting one
+officer, on a little black horse, who went off to the rear, like a
+shot out of a shovel, I do believe that every man of them was put to
+death in about five seconds. A brigade of British light dragoons
+advanced to their relief, and a few, on each side, began exchanging
+thrusts; but it seemed likely to be a drawn battle between them,
+without much harm being done, when our men brought it to a crisis
+sooner than either side anticipated, for they previously had their
+rifles eagerly pointed at the cuirassiers, with a view of saving the
+perishing Hanoverians; but the fear of killing their friends withheld
+them, until the others were utterly overwhelmed, when they instantly
+opened a terrific fire on the whole concern, sending both sides to
+flight; so that, on the small space of ground, within a hundred yards
+of us, where five thousand men had been fighting the instant before,
+there was not now a living soul to be seen.
+
+It made me mad to see the cuirassiers, in their retreat, stooping and
+stabbing at our wounded men, as they lay on the ground. How I wished
+that I had been blessed with Omnipotent power for a moment, that I
+might have blighted them!
+
+The same field continued to be a wild one the whole of the afternoon.
+It was a sort of duelling-post between the two armies, every half-hour
+showing a meeting of some kind upon it; but they never exceeded a
+short scramble, for men's lives were held very cheap there.
+
+For the two or three succeeding hours there was no variety with us,
+but one continued blaze of musketry. The smoke hung so thick about,
+that, although not more than eighty yards asunder, we could only
+distinguish each other by the flashes of the pieces.
+
+A good many of our guns had been disabled, and a great many more
+rendered unserviceable in consequence of the unprecedented close
+fighting; for, in several places, where they had been posted but a
+very few yards in front of the line, it was impossible to work them.
+
+I shall never forget the scene which the field of battle presented
+about seven in the evening. I felt weary and worn out, less from
+fatigue than anxiety. Our division, which had stood upwards of five
+thousand men at the commencement of the battle, had gradually dwindled
+down into a solitary line of skirmishers. The twenty-seventh regiment
+were lying literally dead, in square, a few yards behind us. My horse
+had received another shot through the leg, and one through the flap of
+the saddle, which lodged in his body, sending him a step beyond the
+pension-list. The smoke still hung so thick about us that we could see
+nothing. I walked a little way to each flank, to endeavour to get a
+glimpse of what was going on; but nothing met my eye except the
+mangled remains of men and horses, and I was obliged to return to my
+post as wise as I went.
+
+I had never yet heard of a battle in which every body was killed; but
+this seemed likely to be an exception, as all were going by turns. We
+got excessively impatient under the tame similitude of the latter part
+of the process, and burned with desire to have a last thrust at our
+respective _vis-à-vis_; for, however desperate our affairs were, we
+had still the satisfaction of seeing that theirs were worse. Sir John
+Lambert continued to stand as our support, at the head of three good
+old regiments, one dead (the twenty-seventh) and two living ones; and
+we took the liberty of soliciting him to aid our views; but the Duke's
+orders on that head were so very particular that the gallant general
+had no choice.
+
+Presently a cheer, which we knew to be British, commenced far to the
+right, and made every one prick up his ears;--it was Lord Wellington's
+long wished-for orders to advance; it gradually approached, growing
+louder as it grew near;--we took it up by instinct, charged through
+the hedge down upon the old knoll, sending our adversaries flying at
+the point of the bayonet. Lord Wellington galloped up to us at the
+instant, and our men began to cheer him; but he called out, "no
+cheering, my lads, but forward, and complete your victory!"
+
+This movement had carried us clear of the smoke; and, to people who
+had been for so many hours enveloped in darkness, in the midst of
+destruction, and naturally anxious about the result of the day, the
+scene which now met the eye conveyed a feeling of more exquisite
+gratification than can be conceived. It was a fine summer's evening,
+just before sunset. The French were flying in one confused mass.
+British lines were seen in close pursuit, and in admirable order, as
+far as the eye could reach to the right, while the plain to the left
+was filled with Prussians. The enemy made one last attempt at a stand
+on the rising ground to our right of La Belle Alliance; but a charge
+from General Adams's brigade again threw them into a state of
+confusion, which was now inextricable, and their ruin was complete.
+Artillery, baggage, and every thing belonging to them, fell into our
+hands. After pursuing them until dark, we halted about two miles
+beyond the field of battle, leaving the Prussians to follow up the
+victory.
+
+This was the last, the greatest, and the most uncomfortable heap of
+glory that I ever had a hand in, and may the deuce take me if I think
+that every body waited there to see the end of it, otherwise it never
+could have been so troublesome to those who did. We were, take us all
+in all, a very bad army. Our foreign auxiliaries, who constituted more
+than half of our numerical strength, with some exceptions, were little
+better than a raw militia--a body without a soul, or like an inflated
+pillow, that gives to the touch, and resumes its shape again when the
+pressure ceases--not to mention the many who went clear out of the
+field, and were only seen while plundering our baggage in their
+retreat.
+
+Our heavy cavalry made some brilliant charges in the early part of the
+day; but they never knew when to stop, their ardour in following their
+advantages carrying them headlong on, until many of them "burnt their
+fingers," and got dispersed or destroyed.
+
+Of that gallant corps, the royal artillery, it is enough to say, that
+they maintained their former reputation--the first in the world--and
+it was a serious loss to us, in the latter part of the day, to be
+deprived of this more powerful co-operation, from the causes already
+mentioned.
+
+The British infantry and the King's German legion continued the
+inflexible supporters of their country's honour throughout, and their
+unshaken constancy under the most desperate circumstances showed that,
+though they might be destroyed, they were not to be beaten.
+
+If Lord Wellington had been at the head of his old Peninsula army, I
+am confident that he would have swept his opponents off the face of
+the earth immediately after their first attack; but with such a
+heterogeneous mixture under his command, he was obliged to submit to a
+longer day.
+
+It will ever be a matter of dispute what the result of that day would
+have been without the arrival of the Prussians: but it is clear to me
+that Lord Wellington would not have fought at Waterloo unless Blucher
+had promised to aid him with 30,000 men, as he required that number
+to put him on a numerical footing with his adversary. It is certain
+that the promised aid did not come in time to take any share whatever
+in the battle. It is equally certain that the enemy had, long before,
+been beaten into a mass of ruin, in condition for nothing but running,
+and wanting but an apology to do it; and I will ever maintain that
+Lord Wellington's last advance would have made it the same victory had
+a Prussian never been seen there.
+
+The field of battle, next morning, presented a frightful scene of
+carnage; it seemed as if the world had tumbled to pieces, and
+three-fourths of every thing destroyed in the wreck. The ground
+running parallel to the front of where we had stood was so thickly
+strewed with fallen men and horses, that it was difficult to step
+clear of their bodies; many of the former still alive, and imploring
+assistance, which it was not in our power to bestow.
+
+The usual salutation on meeting an acquaintance of another regiment
+after an action was to ask who had been hit? but on this occasion it
+was "Who's alive?" Meeting one, next morning, a very little fellow, I
+asked what had happened to them yesterday? "I'll be hanged," says he,
+"if I know any thing at all about the matter, for I was all day
+trodden in the mud and galloped over by every scoundrel who had a
+horse; and, in short, that I only owe my existence to my
+insignificance."
+
+Two of our men, on the morning of the 19th, lost their lives by a very
+melancholy accident. They were cutting up a captured ammunition-waggon
+for firewood, when one of their swords striking against a nail, sent a
+spark among the powder. When I looked in the direction of the
+explosion, I saw the two poor fellows about twenty or thirty feet up
+in the air. On falling to the ground, though lying on their backs or
+bellies, some extraordinary effort of nature, caused by the agony of
+the moment, made them spring from that position, five or six times, to
+the height of eight or ten feet, just as a fish does when thrown on
+the ground after being newly caught. It was so unlike a scene in real
+life that it was impossible to witness it without forgetting, for a
+moment, the horror of their situation.
+
+I ran to the spot along with others, and found that every stitch of
+clothes had been burnt off, and they were black as ink all over. They
+were still alive, and told us their names, otherwise we could not have
+recognized them; and, singular enough, they were able to walk off the
+ground with a little support, but died shortly after.
+
+Among other officers who fell at Waterloo, we lost one of the wildest
+youths that ever belonged to the service. He seemed to have a
+prophetic notion of his approaching end, for he repeatedly told us, in
+the early part of the morning, that he knew the devil would have him
+before night. I shall relate one anecdote of him, which occurred while
+we were in Spain. He went, by chance, to pass the day with two
+officers, quartered at a neighbouring village, who happened to be,
+that day, engaged to dine with the clergyman. Knowing their visitor's
+mischievous propensities, they were at first afraid to make him one of
+the party; but, after schooling him into a suitable propriety of
+behaviour, and exacting a promise of implicit obedience, they, at
+last, ventured to take him. On their arrival, the ceremony of
+introduction had just been gone through, and their host seated at an
+open window, when a favourite cat of his went purring about the young
+gentleman's boots, who, catching it by the tail, and giving it two or
+three preparatory swings round his head, sent it flying out at the
+window where the parson was sitting, who only escaped it by suddenly
+stooping. The only apology the youngster made for his conduct was,
+"Egad, I think I astonished that fellow!" but whether it was the cat
+or the parson he meant I never could learn.
+
+About twelve o'clock, on the day after the battle, we commenced our
+march for Paris. I shall, therefore, leave my readers at Waterloo, in
+the hope that, among the many stories of romance to which that and the
+other celebrated fields gave birth, the foregoing unsophisticated one
+of an eye-witness may not have been found altogether uninteresting.
+
+
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+ERRATA.
+
+
+Page 7, line 13, _read_ "of lively."
+
+Page 9, line 18, _read_ "reinforced" _instead of_ "reenforced."
+
+Page 25, line 17, _read_ "her's" _instead of_ "hers."
+
+Page 27, line 3, _read_ "with him!!!"
+
+Page 73, line 8, _read_ "when we" _instead of_ "when it."
+
+Page 154, line 21, _read_ "17th" _instead of_ "19th."
+
+Page 178, line 14, _read_ "re-crossed" _instead of_ "re-crosed."
+
+Page 219, line 17, _read_ "held one side" _instead of_ "held on one
+side."
+
+Page 266, line 13, _read_ "dying state;" _instead of_ "dying; state."
+
+Page 269, lines 14 and 15, _read_ "to remark in a French officer,
+occurred" _instead of_ "to remark was that of a French officer, which
+occurred."
+
+
+
+
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+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Adventures in the Rifle Brigade, in the
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+Title: Adventures in the Rifle Brigade, in the Peninsula, France, and the Netherlands
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+<p>Transcriber's note: Obvious printer's errors have been corrected.
+Hyphenation and accentuation have been standardised, all
+other inconsistencies are as in the original. The author's spelling
+has been maintained.</p>
+
+<p>There is no Chapter IV in this book.</p>
+
+<p>The errata changes have been included in the file.</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<h1>ADVENTURES<br>
+<span class="small">IN THE</span><br>
+RIFLE BRIGADE,<br>
+<span class="small">IN THE</span><br>
+PENINSULA,<br>
+FRANCE, AND THE NETHERLANDS,<br>
+<span class="smaller"><span class="smcap">FROM</span> 1809 <span class="smcap">TO</span> 1815.</span></h1>
+
+
+<h2>BY CAPTAIN J. KINCAID.</h2>
+
+
+<p class="p4 center smaller">LONDON:<br>
+T. AND W. BOONE, STRAND.<br>
+MDCCCXXX.</p>
+
+<p class="p4 center">TO<br>
+MAJOR-GEN. SIR ANDREW BARNARD,<br>
+<span class="smaller">K. C. B.<br>
+COLONEL OF THE FIRST BATTALION RIFLE BRIGADE,<br>
+AND ITS LEADER<br>
+DURING A LONG AND BRILLIANT PERIOD<br>
+OF ITS HISTORY,<br>
+THIS VOLUME IS RESPECTFULLY INSCRIBED<br>
+BY HIS VERY OBEDIENT<br>
+AND VERY OBLIGED HUMBLE SERVANT,</span></p>
+
+<p class="right10">J. KINCAID.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagevii" name="pagevii"></a>(p. vii)</span> ADVERTISEMENT.</h2>
+
+
+<p>In tracing the following scenes, I have chiefly drawn on the
+reminiscences of my military life, and endeavoured faithfully to convey
+to the mind of the reader the impression which they made on my own at
+the time of their occurrence. Should any errors, as to dates or trifling
+circumstances, have inadvertently crept into my narrative, I hope they
+will be ascribed to want of memory, rather than to any <span class="pagenum"><a id="pageviii" name="pageviii"></a>(p. viii)</span> wilful
+intention to mislead. I am aware, that some objections may be taken to
+my style; for</p>
+
+<p class="poem15">
+<span class="add8em">"Rude am I in my speech,</span><br>
+ And little bless'd with the set phrase of peace:<br>
+ For, since these arms of mine had seven years' pith,<br>
+ Till now, some nine moons wasted, they have us'd<br>
+ Their dearest action in the tented field:<br>
+ And little of this world can I speak,<br>
+ More than pertains to feats of broil and battle;<br>
+ And therefore little shall I grace my cause<br>
+ In speaking for myself; yet, by your gracious patience,<br>
+ I will a round unvarnished tale deliver,"</p>
+
+
+
+<h2><span class="pagenum"><a id="pageix" name="pageix"></a>(p. ix)</span> CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+
+<a id="toc" name="toc"></a>
+<div class="toc">
+<p class="center">CHAPTER I.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Joined the Rifles. Walcheren Expedition. A young Soldier. A
+ Marine View. Campaign in South Beeveland. Retreat to Scotland. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page001">1</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. II.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Rejoin the Regiment. Embark for the Peninsula. Arrival in the
+ Tagus. The City of Lisbon, with its Contents. Sail for Figuera.
+ Landing extraordinary. Billet ditto. The City of Coimbra. A hard
+ Case. A cold Case, in which a favourite Scotch Dance is
+ introduced. Climate. The Duke of Wellington. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page004">4</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. III.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Other People, Myself, and my Regiment. Retreat to the Lines of
+ Torres Vedras. Leave Coimbra, followed by a select group of
+ Natives. Ford the Streets of Condacia in good spirits. A
+ Provost-Marshal and <span class="pagenum"><a id="pagex" name="pagex"></a>(p. x)</span> his favourites. A fall. Convent of
+ Batalha. Turned out of Allenquer. Passed through Sobral. Turned
+ into Arruda. Quartering of the Light Division, and their Quarters
+ at Arruda. Burial of an only Child. Lines of Torres Vedras.
+ Difference of opinion between Massena and Myself. Military
+ Customs. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page015">15</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. V.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Campaign of 1811 opens. Massena's Retreat. Wretched Condition of
+ the Inhabitants on the Line of March. Affairs with the Enemy,
+ near Pombal. Description of a Bivouac. Action near Redinha.
+ Destruction of Condacia and Action near it. Burning of the
+ Village of Illama, and Misery of its Inhabitants. Action at Foz
+ D'Aronce. Confidential Servants with Donkey-Assistants. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page038">38</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. VI.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Passage of the Mondego. Swearing to a large Amount. Two
+ Prisoners, with their Two Views. Two Nuns, Two Pieces of Dough,
+ and Two Kisses. A Halt. Affair near Frexedas. Arrival near
+ Guarda. Murder. A stray Sentry. Battle of Sabugal. Spanish and
+ Portuguese Frontiers. Blockade of Almeida. Battle-like. Current
+ Value of Lord Wellington's Nose. <span class="pagenum"><a id="pagexi" name="pagexi"></a>(p. xi)</span> Battle of Fuentes
+ D'Onor. The Day after the Battle. A grave Remark. The <i>Padre's</i>
+ House. Retreat of the Enemy. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page061">61</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. VII.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">March to Estremadura. At Soito, growing Accommodations for Man
+ and Beast. British Taste displayed by Portuguese Wolves. False
+ Alarm. Luxuries of Roquingo Camp. A Chaplain of the Forces.
+ Return towards the North. Quarters near Castello de Vide.
+ Blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo. Village of Atalya; Fleas abundant;
+ Food scarce. Advance of the French Army. Affairs near Guinaldo.
+ Our Minister administered to. An unexpected Visit from our
+ General and his Followers. End of the Campaign of 1811. Winter
+ Quarters. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page083">83</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. VIII.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Siege of Ciudad Rodrigo. The Garrison of an Outwork relieved.
+ Spending an Evening abroad. A Musical Study. An Addition to Soup.
+ A short Cut. Storming of the Town. A sweeping Clause. Advantages
+ of leading a Storming Party. Looking for a Customer.
+ Disadvantages of being a stormed Party. Confusion of all Parties.
+ A waking Dream. Death of General Crawford. Accident. Deaths. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page100">100</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagexii" name="pagexii"></a>(p. xii)</span> CHAP. IX.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">March to Estremadura. A Deserter shot. Riding for an Appetite.
+ Effect the Cure of a Sick Lady. Siege of Badajos. Trench-Work.
+ Varieties during the Siege. Taste of the Times. Storming of the
+ Town. Its Fall. Officers of a French Battalion. Not shot by
+ Accident. Military Shopkeepers. Lost Legs and cold Hearts.
+ Affecting Anecdote. My Servant. A Consignment to Satan. March
+ again for the North. Sir Sidney Beckwith. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page121">121</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. X.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">A Farewell Address to Portalegré. History of a Night in Castello
+ Branco. Regimental Colours lost, with Directions where to find
+ them. Cases in which a Victory is sometimes won by those who lost
+ it. Advance to Salamanca. The City. The British Position on St.
+ Christoval. Affair in Position. Marmont's Change of Position and
+ Retreat. A Case of Bad Luck. Advance to Rueda, and Customs there.
+ Retire to Castrejon. Affairs on the 18th and 19th of July.
+ Battle of Salamanca, and Defeat of the Enemy. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page143">143</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagexiii" name="pagexiii"></a>(p. xiii)</span> CHAP. XI.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Distinguished Characters. A Charge of Dragoons. A Charge against
+ the Nature of Things. Olmeda and the French General, Ferez.
+ Advance towards Madrid. Adventures of my Dinner. The Town of
+ Segovia. El Palacio del Rio Frio. The Escurial. Enter Madrid.
+ Rejoicings. Nearly happy. Change of a Horse. Change of Quarters.
+ A Change confounded. Retire towards Salamanca. Boar-Hunt,
+ Dinner-Hunt, and Bull-Hunt. A Portuguese Funeral conducted by
+ Rifle Undertakers. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page165">165</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XII.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Reach Salamanca. Retreat from it. Pig Hunting, an Enemy to
+ Sleep-Hunting. Putting one's Foot in it. Affair on the 17th of
+ November. Bad Legs sometimes last longer than good ones. A Wet
+ Birth. Prospectus of a Day's Work. A lost <i>déjûné</i> better than a
+ found one. Advantages not taken. A disagreeable Amusement, End of
+ the Campaign of 1812. Winter Quarters. Orders and Disorders
+ treated. Farewell Opinion of Ancient Allies. My House. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page183">183</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagexiv" name="pagexiv"></a>(p. xiv)</span> CHAP. XIII.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">A Review. Assembly of the Army. March to Salamanca. To Aldea
+ Nueva. To Toro. An Affair of the Hussar Brigade. To Palencia. To
+ the Neighbourhood of Burgos. To the Banks of the Ebro. Fruitful
+ sleeping place. To Medina. A Dance before it was due. Smell the
+ Foe. Affair at St. Milan. A Physical River. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page200">200</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XIV.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Battle of Vittoria. Defeat of the Enemy. Confusion among their
+ Followers. Plunder. Colonel Cameron. Pursuit, and the Capture of
+ their Last Gun. Arrive near Pampeluna. At Villalba. An Irish
+ method of making a useless Bed useful. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page213">213</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XV.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">March to intercept Clausel. Tafalla. Olite. The dark End of a
+ Night March to Casada. Clausel's Escape. Sanguessa. My Tent
+ struck. Return to Villalba. Weighty Considerations on Females.
+ St. Esteban. A Severe Dance. Position at Bera. Soult's Advance,
+ and Battle of the Pyrenees. His Defeat and subsequent Actions. A
+ Morning's Ride. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page231">231</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagexv" name="pagexv"></a>(p. xv)</span> CHAP. XVI.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">An Anniversary Dinner. Affair with the Enemy, and Fall of St.
+ Sebastian. A Building Speculation. A Fighting one, storming the
+ Heights of Bera. A Picture of France from the Pyrenees. Returns
+ after an Action. Sold by my Pay-Serjeant. A Recruit born at his
+ Post. Between Two Fires, a Sea and a Land one. Position of La
+ Rhune. My Picture taken in a Storm. Refreshing Invention for
+ wintry Weather. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page246">246</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XVII.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Battle of the Nivelle, and Defeat of the Enemy. A Bird of Evil
+ Omen. Chateau D'Arcangues. Prudence. An Enemy's Gratitude.
+ Passage of the Nive, and Battles near Bayonne, from 9th to 13th
+ December. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page263">263</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XVIII.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Change of Quarters. Change of Diet. Suttlers. Our new Quarter. A
+ long-going Horse gone. New Clothing. Adam's lineal Descendants.
+ St. Palais. Action at Tarbes. Faubourg of Toulouse. The green
+ Man. Passage of the Garonne. Battle of Toulouse. Peace. Castle
+ Sarrazin. A Tender Point. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page280">280</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagexvi" name="pagexvi"></a>(p. xvi)</span> CHAP. XIX.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Commencement of the War of 1815. Embark for Rotterdam. Ship's
+ Stock. Ship struck. A Pilot, a Smuggler, and a Lawyer. A Boat
+ without Stock. Join the Regiment at Brussels. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page301">301</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XX.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Relative Situation of the Troops. March from Brussels. The Prince
+ and the Beggar. Battle of Quatre-Bras. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page307">307</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="center">CHAP. XXI.</p>
+
+<p class="tocres">Battle of Waterloo, 18th June, 1815. "A Horse! a Horse!"
+ Breakfast. Position. Disposition. Meeting of <i>particular</i>
+ Friends. Dish of Powder and Ball. Fricassee of Swords. End of
+ First Course. Pounding. Brewing. Peppering. Cutting and Maiming.
+ Fury. Tantalizing. Charging. Cheering. Chasing. Opinionizing.
+ Anecdotes. The End. <span class="ralign"><a href="#page327">327</a></span></p>
+</div>
+
+
+
+
+<h1><span class="pagenum"><a id="page001" name="page001"></a>(p. 001)</span> ADVENTURES IN THE RIFLE BRIGADE.</h1>
+
+
+
+
+<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Joined the Rifles. Walcheren Expedition. A young Soldier. A
+ Marine View. Campaign in South Beeveland. Retreat to Scotland.</p>
+
+
+<p>I joined the second battalion rifle brigade, (then the ninety-fifth,) at
+Hythe-Barracks, in the spring of 1809, and, in a month after, we
+proceeded to form a part of the expedition to Holland, under the Earl of
+Chatham.</p>
+
+<p>With the usual Quixotic feelings of a youngster, I remember how very
+desirous I was, on <span class="pagenum"><a id="page002" name="page002"></a>(p. 002)</span> the march to Deal, to impress the minds of
+the natives with a suitable notion of the magnitude of my importance, by
+carrying a donkey-load of pistols in my belt, and screwing my naturally
+placid countenance up to a pitch of ferocity beyond what it was
+calculated to bear.</p>
+
+<p>We embarked in the Downs, on board the Hussar frigate, and afterwards
+removed to the Namur, a seventy-four, in which we were conveyed to our
+destination.</p>
+
+<p>I had never before been in a ship of war, and it appeared to me, the
+first night, as if the sailors and marines did not pull well together,
+excepting by the ears; for my hammock was slung over the descent into
+the cockpit, and I had scarcely turned-in when an officer of marines
+came and abused his sentry for not seeing the lights out below,
+according to orders. The sentry proceeded to explain, that the <i>middies</i>
+would not put them out for him, when the naked shoulders and the head of
+one of them, illuminated with a red nightcap, made its appearance above
+the hatchway, and began to take a lively share in <span class="pagenum"><a id="page003" name="page003"></a>(p. 003)</span> the
+argument. The marine officer, looking down, with some astonishment,
+demanded, "d&mdash;n you, sir, who are you?" to which the head and shoulders
+immediately rejoined, "and d&mdash;n and b&mdash;t you, sir, who are you?"</p>
+
+<p>We landed on the island of South Beeveland, where we remained about
+three weeks, playing at soldiers, smoking <i>mynheer's</i> long clay pipes,
+and drinking his <i>vrow's</i> butter-milk, for which I paid liberally with
+my precious blood to their infernal musquitos; not to mention that I had
+all the extra valour shaken out of me by a horrible ague, which
+commenced a campaign on my carcass, and compelled me to retire upon
+Scotland, for the aid of my native air, by virtue of which it was
+ultimately routed.</p>
+
+<p>I shall not carry my first chapter beyond my first campaign, as I am
+anxious that my reader should not expend more than his first breath upon
+an event which cost too many their last.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page004" name="page004"></a>(p. 004)</span> CHAP. II.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Rejoin the Regiment. Embark for the Peninsula. Arrival in the
+ Tagus. The City of Lisbon, with its Contents. Sail for Figuera.
+ Landing extraordinary. Billet ditto. The City of Coimbra. A hard
+ Case. A cold Case, in which a favourite Scotch Dance is
+ introduced. Climate. The Duke of Wellington.</p>
+
+
+<p>I rejoined the battalion, at Hythe, in the spring of 1810, and, finding
+that the company to which I belonged had embarked, to join the first
+battalion in the Peninsula, and that they were waiting at Spithead for a
+fair wind, I immediately applied, and obtained permission, to join them.</p>
+
+<p>We were about the usual time at sea, and indulged in the usual
+amusements, beginning with keeping journals, in which I succeeded in
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page005" name="page005"></a>(p. 005)</span> inserting two remarks on the state of the weather, when I
+found my inclination for book-making superseded by the more disagreeable
+study of appearing eminently happy under an irresistible inclination
+towards sea-sickness. We anchored in the Tagus in September;&mdash;no thanks
+to the ship, for she was a leaky one, and wishing foul winds to the
+skipper, for he was a bad one.</p>
+
+<p>To look at Lisbon from the Tagus, there are few cities in the universe
+that can promise so much, and none, I hope, that can keep it so badly.</p>
+
+<p>I only got on shore one day, for a few hours, and, as I never again had
+an opportunity of correcting the impression, I have no objection to its
+being considered an uncharitable one; but I wandered for a time amid the
+abominations of its streets and squares, in the vain hope that I had got
+involved among a congregation of stables and outhouses; but when I was,
+at length, compelled to admit it as the miserable apology for the fair
+city that I had seen from the harbour, I began to contemplate, with
+astonishment, and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page006" name="page006"></a>(p. 006)</span> no little amusement, the very appropriate
+appearance of its inhabitants.</p>
+
+<p>The church, I concluded, had, on that occasion, indulged her numerous
+offspring with a holiday, for they occupied a much larger portion of the
+streets than all the world besides. Some of them were languidly
+strolling about, and looking the sworn foes of time, while others
+crowded the doors of the different coffee-houses; the fat jolly-looking
+friars cooling themselves with lemonade, and the lean mustard-pot-faced
+ones sipping coffee out of thimble-sized cups, with as much caution as
+if it had been physic.</p>
+
+<p>The next class that attracted my attention was the numerous collection
+of well-starved dogs, who were indulging in all the luxury of extreme
+poverty on the endless dung-heaps.</p>
+
+<p>There, too, sat the industrious citizen, basking in the sunshine of his
+shop-door, and gathering in the flock which is so bountifully reared on
+his withered tribe of children. There strutted the spruce cavalier, with
+his upper-man furnished at the expense of his lower, and looking
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page007" name="page007"></a>(p. 007)</span> ridiculously imposing: and there&mdash;but sacred be their
+daughters, for the sake of <i>one</i>, who shed a lustre over her squalid
+sisterhood, sufficiently brilliant to redeem their whole nation from the
+odious sin of ugliness. I was looking for an official person, living
+somewhere near the Convent D'Estrella, and was endeavouring to express
+my wishes to a boy, when I heard a female voice, in broken English, from
+a balcony above, giving the information I desired. I looked up, and saw
+a young girl, dressed in white, who was loveliness itself! In the few
+words which passed between us, of lively unconstrained civility on her
+part, and pure confounded gratitude on mine, she seemed so perfectly
+after my own heart, that she lit a torch in it which burnt for two years
+and a half.</p>
+
+<p>It must not detract from her merits that she was almost the only one
+that I saw during that period in which it was my fate to tread war's
+roughest, rudest path,&mdash;daily staring his grim majesty out of
+countenance, and nightly slumbering on the cold earth, or in the
+tenantless <span class="pagenum"><a id="page008" name="page008"></a>(p. 008)</span> mansion, for I felt as if she would have been the
+chosen companion of my waking dreams in <i>rosier</i> walks, as I never
+recalled the fair vision to my aid, even in the worst of times, that it
+did not act upon my drooping spirits like a glass of brandy.</p>
+
+<p>It pleased the great disposer of naval events to remove us to another
+and a better ship, and to send us off for Figuera, next day, with a foul
+wind.</p>
+
+<p>Sailing at the rate of one mile in two hours, we reached Figuera's Bay
+at the end of eight days, and were welcomed by about a hundred hideous
+looking Portuguese women, whose joy was so excessive that they waded up
+to their arm-pits through a heavy surf, and insisted on carrying us on
+shore on their backs! I never clearly ascertained whether they had been
+actuated by the purity of love or gold.</p>
+
+<p>Our men were lodged for the night in a large barn, and the officers
+billetted in town. Mine chanced to be on the house of a mad-woman, whose
+extraordinary appearance I never shall <span class="pagenum"><a id="page009" name="page009"></a>(p. 009)</span> forget. Her petticoats
+scarcely reached to the knee, and all above the lower part of the bosom
+was bare; and though she looked not more than middle aged, her skin
+seemed as if it had been regularly prepared to receive the impression of
+her last will and testament; her head was defended by a chevaux-de-frise
+of black wiry hair, which pointed fiercely in every direction, while her
+eyes looked like two burnt holes in a blanket. I had no sooner opened
+the door than she stuck her arms a-kimbo, and, opening a mouth, which
+stretched from ear to ear, she began vociferating "<i>bravo, bravissimo</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>Being a stranger alike to the appearance and the manners of the natives,
+I thought it possible that the former might have been nothing out of the
+common run, and concluding that she was overjoyed at seeing her country
+reinforced, at that perilous moment, by a fellow upwards of six feet
+high, and thinking it necessary to sympathize in some degree in her
+patriotic feelings, I began to "<i>bravo</i>" too; but as her second shout
+ascended ten degrees, and kept increasing <span class="pagenum"><a id="page010" name="page010"></a>(p. 010)</span> in that ratio, until
+it amounted to absolute frenzy, I faced to the right-about, and, before
+our <i>tête-à-tête</i> had lasted the brief space of three-quarters of a
+minute, I disappeared with all possible haste, her terrific yells
+vibrating in my astonished ears long after I had turned the corner of
+the street; nor did I feel perfectly at ease until I found myself
+stretched on a bundle of straw in a corner of the barn occupied by the
+men.</p>
+
+<p>We proceeded, next morning, to join the army; and, as our route lay
+through the city of Coimbra, we came to the magnanimous resolution of
+providing ourselves with all manner of comforts and equipments for the
+campaign on our arrival there; but, when we entered it, at the end of
+the second day, our disappointment was quite eclipsed by astonishment at
+finding ourselves the only living things in a city, which ought to have
+been furnished with twenty thousand souls.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington was then in the course of his retreat from the frontiers
+of Spain to the lines of Torres Vedras, and had compelled the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page011" name="page011"></a>(p. 011)</span>
+inhabitants on the line of march to abandon their homes, and to destroy
+or carry away every thing that could be of service to the enemy. It was
+a measure that ultimately saved their country, though ruinous and
+distressing to those concerned, and on no class of individuals did it
+bear harder, for the moment, than our own little detachment, a company
+of rosy-cheeked, chubbed youths, who, after three months feeding on
+ship's dumplings, were thus thrust, at a moment of extreme activity, in
+the face of an advancing foe, supported by a pound of raw beef, drawn
+every day fresh from the bullock, and a mouldy biscuit.</p>
+
+<p>The difficulties we encountered were nothing out of the usual course of
+old campaigners; but, untrained and unprovided as I was, I still looked
+back upon the twelve or fourteen days following the battle of Busaco as
+the most trying I have ever experienced, for we were on our legs from
+daylight until dark, in daily contact with the enemy; and, to satisfy
+the stomach of an ostrich, I had, as already stated, only a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page012" name="page012"></a>(p. 012)</span>
+pound of beef, a pound of biscuit, and one glass of rum. A
+brother-officer was kind enough to strap my boat-cloak and portmanteau
+on the mule carrying his heavy baggage, which, on account of the
+proximity of the foe, was never permitted to be within a day's march of
+us, so that, in addition to my simple uniform, my only covering every
+night was the canopy of heaven, from whence the dews descended so
+refreshingly, that I generally awoke, at the end of an hour, chilled,
+and wet to the skin; and I could only purchase an equal length of
+additional repose by jumping up and running about, until I acquired a
+sleeping quantity of warmth. Nothing in life can be more ridiculous than
+seeing a lean, lank fellow start from a profound sleep, at midnight, and
+begin lashing away at the highland fling, as if St. Andrew himself had
+been playing the bagpipes; but it was a measure that I very often had
+recourse to, as the cleverest method of producing heat. In short, though
+the prudent general may preach the propriety of light baggage in the
+enemy's <span class="pagenum"><a id="page013" name="page013"></a>(p. 013)</span> presence, I will ever maintain that there is
+marvellous small personal comfort in travelling so fast and so lightly
+as I did.</p>
+
+<p>The Portuguese farmers will tell you that the beauty of their climate
+consists in their crops receiving from the nightly dews the refreshing
+influence of a summer's shower, and that they ripen in the daily sun.
+But <i>they</i> are a sordid set of rascals! Whereas <i>I</i> speak with the
+enlightened views of a man of war, and say, that it is poor consolation
+to me, after having been deprived of my needful repose, and kept all
+night in a fever, dancing wet and cold, to be told that I shall be warm
+enough in the morning? it is like frying a person after he has been
+boiled; and I insisted upon it, that if their sun had been milder and
+their dews lighter that I should have found it much more pleasant.</p>
+
+
+<h4><span class="pagenum"><a id="page014" name="page014"></a>(p. 014)</span> THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON.</h4>
+
+<p>From the moment that I joined the army, so intense was my desire to get
+a look at this illustrious chief, that I never should have forgiven the
+Frenchman that had killed me before I effected it. My curiosity did not
+remain long ungratified; for, as our post was next the enemy, I found,
+when anything was to be done, that it was his also. He was just such a
+man as I had figured in my mind's eye, and I thought that the stranger
+would betray a grievous want of penetration who could not select the
+Duke of Wellington from amid five hundred in the same uniform.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page015" name="page015"></a>(p. 015)</span> CHAP. III.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Other People, Myself, and my Regiment. Retreat to the Lines of
+ Torres Vedras. Leave Coimbra, followed by a select group of
+ Natives. Ford the Streets of Condacia in good spirit. A
+ Provost-Marshal and his favourites. A fall. Convent of Batalha.
+ Turned out of Allenquer. Passed through Sobral. Turned into
+ Arruda. Quartering of the Light Division, and their Quarters at
+ Arruda. Burial of an only Child. Lines of Torres Vedras.
+ Difference of opinion between Massena and Myself. Military
+ Customs.</p>
+
+
+<p>Having now brought myself regularly into the field, under the renowned
+Wellington, should this narrative, by any accident, fall into the hands
+of others who served there, and who may be unreasonable enough to expect
+their names to be mentioned in it, let me tell them that <span class="pagenum"><a id="page016" name="page016"></a>(p. 016)</span> they
+are most confoundedly mistaken! Every man may write a book for himself,
+if he likes, but <i>this</i> is mine; and, as I borrow no man's story,
+neither will I give any man a particle of credit for his deeds, as I
+have got so little for my own that I have none to spare. Neither will I
+mention any regiment but my own, if I can possibly avoid it, for there
+is none other that I like so much, and none else so much deserves it;
+for we were the light regiment of the Light Division, and fired the
+first and last shot in almost every battle, siege, and skirmish, in
+which the army was engaged during the war.</p>
+
+<p>In stating the foregoing resolution, however, with regard to regiments,
+I beg to be understood as identifying our old and gallant associates,
+the forty-third and fifty-second, as a part of ourselves, for they bore
+their share in every thing, and I love them as I hope to do my better
+half, (when I come to be divided,) wherever <i>we</i> were, <i>they</i> were; and
+although the nature of our arm generally gave us more employment in the
+way of skirmishing, yet, whenever it came to a pinch, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page017" name="page017"></a>(p. 017)</span>
+independent of a suitable mixture of them among us, we had only to look
+behind to see a line, in which we might place a degree of confidence,
+almost equal to our hopes in heaven; nor were we ever disappointed.
+There never was a corps of riflemen in the hands of such supporters!</p>
+
+<p>October 1st, 1810.&mdash;We stood to our arms at day light this morning, on a
+hill in front of Coimbra; and, as the enemy soon after came on in force,
+we retired before them through the city. The civil authorities, in
+making their own hurried escape, had totally forgotten that they had
+left a gaol full of rogues unprovided for, and who, as we were passing
+near them, made the most hideous screaming for relief. Our
+quarter-master-general very humanely took some men, who broke open the
+doors, and the whole of them were soon seen howling along the bridge
+into the wide world, in the most delightful delirium, with the French
+dragoons at their heels.</p>
+
+<p>We retired, the same night, through Condacia, where the commissariat
+were destroying quantities <span class="pagenum"><a id="page018" name="page018"></a>(p. 018)</span> of stores that they were unable to
+carry off. They handed out shoes and shirts to any one that would take
+them, and the streets were literally running ankle deep with rum, in
+which the soldiers were dipping their cups and helping themselves as
+they marched along. The commissariat, some years afterwards, called for
+a return of the men who had received shirts and shoes on this occasion,
+with a view of making us pay for them, but we very briefly replied that
+the one half were dead, and the other half would be d&mdash;&mdash;d before they
+would pay any thing.</p>
+
+<p>We retired this day to Leria, and, at the entrance of the city, saw an
+English and a Portuguese soldier dangling by the bough of a tree&mdash;the
+first summary example I had ever seen of martial law.</p>
+
+<p>A provost-marshal, on actual service, is a character of considerable
+pretensions, as he can flog at pleasure, always moves about with a guard
+of honour, and though he cannot altogether stop a man's breath without
+an order, yet, when he is <span class="pagenum"><a id="page019" name="page019"></a>(p. 019)</span> ordered to hang a given number out
+of a crowd of plunderers, his <i>friends</i> are not particularly designated,
+so that he can invite any one that he takes a fancy to, to follow him to
+the nearest tree, where he, without further ceremony, relieves him from
+the cares and troubles of this wicked world.</p>
+
+<p>There was only one <i>furnished</i> shop remaining in the town at this time,
+and I went in to see what they had got to sell; but I had scarcely past
+the threshold when I heard a tremendous clatter at my heels, as if the
+opposite house had been pitched in at the door after me; and, on
+wheeling round to ascertain the cause, I found, when the dust cleared
+away, that a huge stone balcony, with iron railings, which had been over
+the door, overcharged with a collection of old wives looking at the
+troops, had tumbled down; and in spite of their vociferations for the
+aid of their patron saints, some them were considerably damaged.</p>
+
+<p>We halted one night near the Convent of Batalha, one of the finest
+buildings in Portugal. <span class="pagenum"><a id="page020" name="page020"></a>(p. 020)</span> It has, I believe, been clearly
+established, that a living man in ever so bad health is better than two
+dead ones; but it appears that the latter will vary in value according
+to circumstances, for we found here, in very high preservation, the body
+of King John of Portugal, who founded the edifice in commemoration of
+some victory, God knows how long ago; and though he would have been
+reckoned a highly valuable antique, within a glass case, in an
+apothecary's hall in England, yet he was held so cheap in his own house,
+that the very finger which most probably pointed the way to the victory
+alluded to, is now in the baggage of the Rifle Brigade! Reader, point
+not <i>thy</i> finger at me, for I am not the man.</p>
+
+<p>Retired on the morning of a very wet, stormy day to Allenquer, a small
+town on the top of a mountain, surrounded by still higher ones; and, as
+the enemy had not shewn themselves the evening before, we took
+possession of the houses, with a tolerable prospect of being permitted
+the unusual treat of eating a dinner under cover. <span class="pagenum"><a id="page021" name="page021"></a>(p. 021)</span> But by the
+time that the pound of beef was parboiled, and while an officer of
+dragoons was in the act of reporting that he had just patrolled six
+leagues to the front, without seeing any signs of an enemy, we saw the
+indefatigable rascals, on the mountain opposite our windows, just
+beginning to wind round us, with a mixture of cavalry and infantry; the
+wind blowing so strong, that the long tail of each particular horse
+stuck as stiffly out in the face of the one behind, as if the whole had
+been strung upon a cable and dragged by the leaders. We turned out a few
+companies, and kept them in check while the division was getting under
+arms, spilt the soup as usual, and transferring the smoking solids to
+the haversack, for future mastication, we continued our retreat.</p>
+
+<p>We past through the town of Sobral, soon after dark, the same night;
+and, by the aid of some rushlights in a window, saw two apothecaries,
+the very counterparts of Romeo's, who were the only remnants of the
+place, and had braved the horrors of war for the sake of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page022" name="page022"></a>(p. 022)</span>
+gallipots, and in the hopes that their profession would be held sacred.
+They were both on the same side of the counter, looking each other point
+blank in the face, their sharp noses not three inches apart, and neither
+daring to utter a syllable, but both listening intensely to the noise
+outside. Whatever their courage might have been screwed up to before, it
+was evident that we were indebted for their presence now to their fears;
+and their appearance altogether was so ludicrous, that they excited
+universal shouts of laughter as they came within view of the successive
+divisions.</p>
+
+<p>Our long retreat ended at midnight, on our arrival at the handsome
+little town of Arruda, which was destined to be the piquet post of our
+division, in front of the fortified lines. The quartering of our
+division, whether by night or by day, was an affair of about five
+minutes. The quarter-master-general preceded the troops, accompanied by
+the brigade-majors and the quarter-masters of regiments; and after
+marking off certain houses for his general and staff, he <span class="pagenum"><a id="page023" name="page023"></a>(p. 023)</span> split
+the remainder of the town between the majors of brigades: they in their
+turn provided for their generals and staff, and then made a wholesale
+division of streets among the quarter-masters of regiments, who, after
+providing for their commanding officers and staff, retailed the
+remaining houses, in equal proportions, among the companies; so that, by
+the time that the regiment arrived, there was nothing to be done beyond
+the quarter-master's simply telling each captain, "here's a certain
+number of houses for you."</p>
+
+<p>Like all other places on the line of march, we found Arruda totally
+deserted, and its inhabitants had fled in such a hurry, that the keys of
+their house doors were the only things they carried away; so that when
+we got admission, through our usual key,<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href="#footnote1" title="Go to footnote 1"><span class="smaller">[1]</span></a> we were not a little
+gratified to find that the houses were not only regularly furnished, but
+most of them had some food in the larder, and a plentiful supply of
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page024" name="page024"></a>(p. 024)</span> good wines in the cellar; and, in short, that they only
+required a few lodgers capable of appreciating the good things which the
+gods had provided; and the deuce is in it if we were not the very folks
+who could!</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately for ourselves, and still more so for the proprietors, we
+never dreamt of the possibility of our being able to keep possession of
+the town, as we thought it a matter of course that the enemy would
+attack our lines; and, as this was only an outpost, that it must fall
+into their hands; so that, in conformity with the system upon which we
+had all along been retreating, we destroyed every thing that we could
+not use ourselves, to prevent their benefiting by it. But, when we
+continued to hold the post beyond the expected period, our indiscretion
+was visited on our own heads, as we had destroyed in a day what would
+have made us luxurious for months. We were in hopes that, afterwards,
+the enemy would have forced the post, if only for an hour, that we might
+have saddled them with the mischief; but, as they never even made
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page025" name="page025"></a>(p. 025)</span> the attempt, it left it in the power of ill-natured people to
+say, that we had plundered one of our own towns. This was the only
+instance during the war in which the light division had reason to blush
+for their conduct, and even in that we had the law martial on our side,
+whatever gospel law might have said against it.</p>
+
+<p>The day after our arrival, Mr. Simmons and myself had the curiosity to
+look into the church, which was in nowise injured, and was fitted up in
+a style of magnificence becoming such a town. The body of a poor old
+woman was there, lying dead before the altar. It seemed as if she had
+been too infirm to join in the general flight, and had just dragged
+herself to that spot by a last effort of nature, and expired. We
+immediately determined, that as her's was the only body that we had
+found in the town, either alive or dead, that she should have more glory
+in the grave than she appeared to have enjoyed on this side of it; and,
+with our united exertions, we succeeded in raising a marble slab, which
+surmounted a monumental vault, and was beautifully <span class="pagenum"><a id="page026" name="page026"></a>(p. 026)</span> embellished
+with armorial blazonry, and, depositing the body inside, we replaced it
+again carefully. If the personage to whom it belonged happened to have a
+tenant of his own for it soon afterwards, he must have been rather
+astonished at the manner in which the apartment was occupied.</p>
+
+<p>Those who wish a description of the lines of Torres Vedras, must read
+<i>Napier</i>, or some one else who knows all about them; for my part, I know
+nothing, excepting that I was told that one end of them rested on the
+Tagus, and the other somewhere on the sea; and I saw, with my own eyes,
+a variety of redoubts and field-works on the various hills which stand
+between. This, however, I do know, that we have since kicked the French
+out of more formidable looking and stronger places; and, with all due
+deference be it spoken, I think that the Prince of Essling ought to have
+tried his luck against them, as he could only have been beaten by
+fighting, as he afterwards was without it! And if he thinks that he
+would have <span class="pagenum"><a id="page027" name="page027"></a>(p. 027)</span> lost as many men by trying, as he did by not
+trying, he must allow me to differ in opinion with him!!!</p>
+
+<p>In very warm or very wet weather it was customary to put us under cover
+in the town during the day, but we were always moved back to our
+bivouac, on the heights, during the night; and it was rather amusing to
+observe the different notions of individual comfort, in the selection of
+furniture, which officers transferred from their <i>town house</i> to their
+<i>no house</i> on the heights. A sofa, or a mattress, one would have thought
+most likely to be put in requisition; but it was not unusual to see a
+full-length looking-glass preferred to either.</p>
+
+<p>The post of the company to which I belonged, on the heights, was near a
+redoubt, immediately behind Arruda; there was a cattle-shed near it,
+which we cleaned out, and used as a sort of quarter. On turning out from
+breakfast one morning, we found that the butcher had been about to offer
+up the usual sacrifice of a bullock to the wants of the day; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page028" name="page028"></a>(p. 028)</span>
+but it had broken loose, and, in trying to regain his victim, had caught
+it by the tail, which he twisted round his hand; and, when we made our
+appearance, they were performing a variety of evolutions at a gallop, to
+the great amusement of the soldiers; until an unlucky turn brought them
+down upon our house, which had been excavated out of the face of the
+hill, on which the upper part of the roof rested, and <i>in</i> they went,
+heels over head, butcher, bullock, tail and all, bearing down the whole
+fabric with a tremendous crash.</p>
+
+<p>N.B. It was very fortunate that we happened to be outside; and very
+unfortunate, as we were now obliged to remain out.</p>
+
+<p>We certainly lived in <i>clover</i> while we remained here; every thing we
+saw was our own, seeing no one there who had a more legitimate claim;
+and every field was a vineyard. Ultimately it was considered too much
+trouble to pluck the grapes, as there were a number of poor native
+thieves in the habit of coming from the rear, every day, to steal some,
+so that a soldier had <span class="pagenum"><a id="page029" name="page029"></a>(p. 029)</span> nothing to do but to watch one until he
+was marching off with his basket full, when he would very deliberately
+place his back against that of the Portuguese, and relieve him of his
+load, without wasting any words about the bargain. The poor wretch would
+follow the soldier to the camp, in the hope of having his basket
+returned, as it generally was, when emptied.</p>
+
+<p>Massena conceiving any attack upon our lines to be hopeless, as his
+troops were rapidly mouldering away with sickness and want, at length
+began to withdraw them nearer to the source of his supplies.</p>
+
+<p>He abandoned his position, opposite to us, on the night of the 9th of
+November, leaving some stuffed-straw gentlemen occupying their usual
+posts. Some of them were cavalry, some infantry, and they seemed such
+respectable representatives of their spectral predecessors, that, in the
+haze of the following morning, we thought that they had been joined by
+some well-fed ones from the rear; and it was late in the day before
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page030" name="page030"></a>(p. 030)</span> we discovered the mistake and advanced in pursuit. In passing
+by the edge of a mill-pond, after dark, our adjutant and his horse
+tumbled in, and, as the latter had no tail to hold on by, they were both
+very nearly drowned.</p>
+
+<p>It was late ere we halted for the night, on the side of the road, near
+to Allenquer, and I got under cover in a small house, which looked as if
+it had been honoured as the head-quarters of the tailor-general of the
+French army, for the floor was strewed with variegated threads, various
+complexioned buttons, with particles and remnants of <i>cabbage</i>; and, if
+it could not boast of the flesh and fowl of Noah's ark, there was an
+abundance of the creeping things which it were to be wished that that
+commander had not left behind. We marched before daylight next morning,
+leaving a <i>rousing</i> fire in the chimney, which shortly became too small
+to hold it; for we had not proceeded far before we perceived that the
+well-dried thatched roof had joined in the general blaze, a circumstance
+which caused us no little uneasiness, for our general, the late
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page031" name="page031"></a>(p. 031)</span> Major-general Robert Crawford, had brought us up in the fear
+of our master; and, as he was a sort of person who would not see a fire,
+of that kind, in the same <i>light</i> that we did, I was by no means
+satisfied that my commission lay snug in my pocket, until we had fairly
+marched it out of sight, and in which we were aided not a little by a
+slight fire of another kind, which he was required to watch with the
+advanced guard.</p>
+
+<p>On our arrival at Vallé, on the 12th of Nov. we found the enemy behind
+the Rio Maior, occupying the heights of Santarem, and exchanged some
+shots with their advanced posts. In the course of the night we
+experienced one of those tremendous thunderstorms which used to precede
+the Wellington victories, and which induced us to expect a general
+action on the following day. I had disposed myself to sleep in a
+beautiful green hollow way, and, before I had time even to dream of the
+effects of their heavy rains, I found myself floating most majestically
+towards the river, in a fair way of becoming <span class="pagenum"><a id="page032" name="page032"></a>(p. 032)</span> food for the
+fishes. I ever after gave those inviting-looking spots a wide birth, as
+I found that they were regular watercourses.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning our division crossed the river, and commenced a false
+attack on the enemy's left, with a view of making them show their force;
+and it was to have been turned into a real attack, if their position was
+found to be occupied by a rear guard only; but, after keeping up a smart
+skirmishing-fire the greater part of the day, Lord Wellington was
+satisfied that their whole army was present, we were consequently
+withdrawn.</p>
+
+<p>This affair terminated the campaign of 1810. Our division took
+possession of the village of Vallé and its adjacents, and the rest of
+the army was placed in cantonments, under whatever cover the
+neighbouring country afforded.</p>
+
+<p>Our battalion was stationed in some empty farm-houses, near the end of
+the bridge of Santarem, which was nearly half a mile long; and our
+sentries and those of the enemy were within pistol-shot of each other on
+the bridge.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page033" name="page033"></a>(p. 033)</span> I do not mean to insinuate that a country is never so much at
+peace as when at open war; but I do say that a soldier can no where
+sleep so soundly, nor is he any where so secure from surprise, as when
+within musket-shot of his enemy.</p>
+
+<p>We lay four months in this situation, divided only by a rivulet, without
+once exchanging shots. Every evening, at the hour</p>
+
+<p class="poem15">
+ "When bucks to dinner go,<br>
+ And cits to sup,"</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">it was our practice to dress for sleep: we saddled our horses, buckled
+on our armour, and lay down, with the bare floor for a bed and a stone
+for a pillow, ready for any thing, and reckless of every thing but the
+honour of our corps and country; for I will say (to save the expense of
+a trumpeter) that a more devoted set of fellows were never associated.</p>
+
+<p>We stood to our arms every morning at an hour before daybreak, and
+remained there until <span class="pagenum"><a id="page034" name="page034"></a>(p. 034)</span> a <i>grey horse</i> could be seen a mile off,
+(which is the military criterion by which daylight is acknowledged, and
+the hour of surprise past,) when we proceeded to unharness, and to
+indulge in such <i>luxuries</i> as our toilet and our table afforded.</p>
+
+<p>The Maior, as far as the bridge of Vallé, was navigable for the small
+craft from Lisbon, so that our table, while we remained there, cut as
+respectable a figure, as regular supplies of rice, salt fish, and
+potatoes could make it; not to mention that our pig-skin was, at all
+times, at least three parts full of a common red wine, which used to be
+dignified by the name of <i>black-strap</i>. We had the utmost difficulty,
+however, in keeping up appearances in the way of dress. The jacket, in
+spite of shreds and patches, always maintained something of the original
+about it; but woe befel the regimental small-clothes, and they could
+only be replaced by very extraordinary apologies, of which I remember
+that I had two pair at this period, <i>one</i> of a common brown Portuguese
+cloth, and the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page035" name="page035"></a>(p. 035)</span> <i>other</i>, or Sunday's pair, of black velvet. We
+had no women with the regiment; and the ceremony of washing a shirt
+amounted to my servant's taking it by the collar, and giving it a couple
+of shakes in the water, and then hanging it up to dry. Smoothing-irons
+were not the fashion of the times, and, if a fresh well-dressed
+aide-de-camp did occasionally come from England, we used to stare at him
+with about as much respect as Hotspur did at his "waiting gentlewoman."</p>
+
+<p>The winter here was uncommonly mild. I am not the sort of person to put
+myself much in the way of ice, except on a warm summer's day; but the
+only inconvenience that I felt in bathing, in the middle of December,
+was the quantity of leeches that used to attach themselves to my
+personal supporters, obliging me to cut a few capers to shake them off,
+after leaving the water.</p>
+
+<p>Our piquet-post, at the bridge, became a regular lounge, for the winter,
+to all manner of folks.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page036" name="page036"></a>(p. 036)</span> I used to be much amused at seeing our naval officers come up
+from Lisbon riding on mules, with huge ships' spy-glasses, like
+six-pounders, strapped across the backs of their saddles. Their first
+question invariably was, "Who is that fellow there," (pointing to the
+enemy's sentry, close to us,) and, on being told that he was a
+Frenchman, "Then why the devil don't you shoot him!"</p>
+
+<p>Repeated acts of civility passed between the French and us during this
+tacit suspension of hostilities. The greyhounds of an officer followed a
+hare, on one occasion, into their lines, and they very politely returned
+them.</p>
+
+<p>I was one night on piquet, at the end of the bridge, when a ball came
+from the French sentry and struck the burning billet of wood round which
+we were sitting, and they sent in a flag of truce, next morning, to
+apologize for the accident, and to say that it had been done by a stupid
+fellow of a sentry, who imagined that people were advancing upon him. We
+admitted <span class="pagenum"><a id="page037" name="page037"></a>(p. 037)</span> the apology, though we knew well enough that it had
+been done by a malicious rather than a stupid fellow, from the situation
+we occupied.</p>
+
+<p>General Junot, one day reconnoitring, was severely wounded by a sentry,
+and Lord Wellington, knowing that they were at that time destitute of
+every thing in the shape of comfort, sent to request his acceptance of
+any thing that Lisbon afforded that could be of any service to him; but
+the French general was too much of a politician to admit the want of any
+thing.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page038" name="page038"></a>(p. 038)</span> CHAP. V.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Campaign of 1811 opens. Massena's Retreat. Wretched Condition of
+ the Inhabitants on the Line of March. Affairs with the Enemy,
+ near Pombal. Description of a Bivouac. Action near Redinha.
+ Destruction of Condacia and Action near it. Burning of the
+ Village of Illama, and Misery of its Inhabitants. Action at Foz
+ D'Aronce. Confidential Servants with Donkey-Assistants.</p>
+
+
+<p>The campaign of 1811 commenced on the 6th of March, by the retreat of
+the enemy from Santarem.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington seemed to be perfectly acquainted with their intentions,
+for he sent to apprize our piquets, the evening before, that they were
+going off, and to desire that they should feel for them occasionally
+during the night, and give the earliest information of their <span class="pagenum"><a id="page039" name="page039"></a>(p. 039)</span>
+having started. It was not, however, until daylight that we were quite
+certain of their having gone, and our division was instantly put in
+motion after them, passing through the town of Santarem, around which
+their camp fires were still burning.</p>
+
+<p>Santarem is finely situated, and probably had been a handsome town. I
+had never seen it in prosperity, and it now looked like a city of the
+plague, represented by empty dogs and empty houses; and, but for the
+tolling of a convent-bell by some unseen hand, its appearance was
+altogether inhuman.</p>
+
+<p>We halted for the night near Pyrnes. This little town, and the few
+wretched inhabitants who had been induced to remain in it under the
+faithless promises of the French generals, shewed fearful signs of a
+late visit from a barbarous and merciless foe. Young women were lying in
+their houses brutally violated,&mdash;the streets were strewed with broken
+furniture, intermixed with the putrid carcasses of murdered peasants,
+mules, and donkeys, and every description of filth, that <span class="pagenum"><a id="page040" name="page040"></a>(p. 040)</span>
+filled the air with pestilential nausea. The few starved male
+inhabitants who were stalking amid the wreck of their friends and
+property, looked like so many skeletons who had been permitted to leave
+their graves for the purpose of taking vengeance on their oppressors,
+and the mangled body of every Frenchman who was unfortunate or imprudent
+enough to stray from his column, shewed how religiously they performed
+their mission.</p>
+
+<p>March 8th.&mdash;We overtook their rear guard this evening, snugly put up for
+the night in a little village, the name of which I do not recollect, but
+a couple of six pounders, supported by a few of our rifles, induced them
+to extend their walk.</p>
+
+<p>March 9th.&mdash;While moving along the road this morning, we found a man,
+who had deserted from us a short time before, in the uniform of a French
+dragoon, with his head laid open by one of our bullets. He was still
+alive, exciting any thing but sympathy among his former associates.
+Towards the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page041" name="page041"></a>(p. 041)</span> afternoon we found the enemy in force, on the plain
+in front of Pombal, where we exchanged some shots.</p>
+
+<p>March 11th.&mdash;They retired yesterday to the heights behind Pombal, with
+their advanced posts occupying the town and moorish castle, which our
+battalion, assisted by some Cácadores, attacked this morning, and drove
+them from with considerable loss. Dispositions were then made for a
+general attack on their position, but the other divisions of our army
+did not arrive until too late in the evening. We bivouacked for the
+night in a ploughed field, under the castle, with our sentries within
+pistol shot, while it rained in torrents.</p>
+
+<p>As it is possible that some of my readers might never have had the
+misfortune to experience the comforts of a bivouac, and as the one which
+I am now in, contains but a small quantity of sleep, I shall devote a
+waking hour for their edification.</p>
+
+<p>When a regiment arrives at its ground for the night, it is formed in
+columns of companies, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page042" name="page042"></a>(p. 042)</span> at full, half, or quarter distance,
+according to the space which circumstances will permit it to occupy. The
+officer commanding each company then receives his orders; and, after
+communicating whatever may be necessary to the men, he desires them to
+"pile arms, and make themselves comfortable for the night." Now, I pray
+thee, most sanguine reader, suffer not thy fervid imagination to
+transport thee into elysian fields at the pleasing exhortation conveyed
+in the concluding part of the captain's address, but rest thee
+contentedly in the one where it is made, which in all probability is a
+ploughed one, and that, too, in a state of preparation to take a model
+of thy very beautiful person, under the melting influence of a shower of
+rain. The soldiers of each company have a hereditary claim to the ground
+next to their arms, as have their officers to a wider range on the same
+line, limited to the end of a bugle sound, if not by a neighbouring
+corps, or one that is not neighbourly, for the nearer a man is to his
+enemy, the nearer he likes to be to his friends. Suffice it, that each
+individual <span class="pagenum"><a id="page043" name="page043"></a>(p. 043)</span> knows his place as well as if he had been born on
+the estate, and takes immediate possession accordingly. In a ploughed or
+a stubble field there is scarcely a choice of quarters; but, whenever
+there is a sprinkling of trees, it is always an object to secure a good
+one, as it affords shelter from the sun by day and the dews by night,
+besides being a sort of home or sign post for a group of officers, as
+denoting the best place of entertainment; for they hang their spare
+clothing and accoutrements among the branches, barricade themselves on
+each side with their saddles, canteens, and portmanteaus, and, with a
+blazing fire in their front, they indulge, according to their various
+humours, in a complete state of gipsyfication.</p>
+
+<p>There are several degrees of comfort to be reckoned in a bivouac, two of
+which will suffice.</p>
+
+<p>The first, and worst, is to arrive at the end of a cold wet day, too
+dark to see your ground, and too near the enemy to be permitted to
+unpack the knapsacks or to take off accoutrements; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page044" name="page044"></a>(p. 044)</span> where,
+unincumbered with baggage or eatables of any kind, you have the
+consolation of knowing that things are now at their worst, and that any
+change must be for the better. You keep yourself alive for a while, in
+collecting material to feed your fire with. You take a smell at your
+empty calibash, which recalls to your remembrance the delicious flavour
+of its last drop of wine. You curse your servant for not having
+contrived to send you something or other from the baggage, (though you
+know that it was impossible). You then damn the enemy for being so near
+you, though probably, as in the present instance, it was you that came
+so near them. And, finally, you take a whiff at the end of a cigar, if
+you have one, and keep grumbling through the smoke, like distant thunder
+through a cloud, until you tumble into a most warlike sleep.</p>
+
+<p>The next, and most common one, is, when you are not required to look
+quite so sharp, and when the light baggage and provisions come in at the
+heel of the regiment. If it is early in the day, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page045" name="page045"></a>(p. 045)</span> the first
+thing to be done is to make some tea, the most sovereign restorative for
+jaded spirits. We then proceed to our various duties. The officers of
+each company form a mess of themselves. One remains in camp to attend to
+the duties of the regiment; a second attends to the mess: he goes to the
+regimental butcher, and bespeaks a portion of the only purchaseable
+commodities, hearts, livers, and kidneys; and also to see whether he
+cannot <i>do</i> the commissary out of a few extra biscuit, or a canteen of
+brandy; and the remainder are gentlemen at large for the day. But while
+they go hunting among the neighbouring regiments for news, and the
+neighbouring houses for curiosity, they have always an eye to their
+mess, and omit no opportunity of adding to the general stock.</p>
+
+<p>Dinner hour, for fear of accidents, is always the hour when dinner can
+be got ready; and the 14th section of the articles of war is always most
+rigidly attended to, by every good officer parading himself round the
+camp-kettle at the time fixed, with his haversack in his hand. A
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page046" name="page046"></a>(p. 046)</span> haversack on service is a sort of dumb waiter. The mess have a
+good many things in common, but the contents of the haversack are
+exclusively the property of its owner; and a well regulated one ought
+never to be without the following furniture, unless when the perishable
+part is consumed, in consequence of every other means of supply having
+failed, viz. a couple of biscuit, a sausage, a little tea and sugar, a
+knife, fork, and spoon, a tin cup, (which answers to the names of
+<i>tea-cup</i>, <i>soup-plate</i>, <i>wine-glass</i>, and <i>tumbler</i>,) a pair of socks,
+a piece of soap, a tooth-brush, towel, and comb, and half a dozen
+cigars.</p>
+
+<p>After doing justice to the dinner, if we feel in a humour for additional
+society, we transfer ourselves to some neighbouring mess, taking our
+cups, and whatever we mean to drink, along with us, for in those times
+there is nothing to be expected from our friends beyond the pleasure of
+their conversation: and, finally, we retire to rest. To avoid
+inconvenience by the tossing off of the bed-clothes, each officer has a
+blanket <span class="pagenum"><a id="page047" name="page047"></a>(p. 047)</span> sewed up at the sides, like a sack, into which he
+scrambles, and, with a green sod or a smooth stone for a pillow,
+composes himself to sleep; and, under such a glorious reflecting canopy
+as the heavens, it would be a subject of mortification to an astronomer
+to see the celerity with which he tumbles into it. Habit gives
+endurance, and fatigue is the best nightcap; no matter that the
+veteran's countenance is alternately stormed with torrents of rain,
+heavy dews, and hoar-frosts; no matter that his ears are assailed by a
+million mouths of chattering locusts, and by some villanous donkey, who
+every half hour pitches a <i>bray</i> note, which, as a congregation of
+presbyterians follow their clerk, is instantly taken up by every mule
+and donkey in the army, and sent echoing from regiment to regiment, over
+hill and valley, until it dies away in the distance; no matter that the
+scorpion is lurking beneath his pillow, the snake winding his slimy way
+by his side, and the lizard galloping over his face, wiping his eyes
+with its long cold tail.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page048" name="page048"></a>(p. 048)</span> All are unheeded, until the warning voice of the brazen
+instrument sounds to arms. Strange it is, that the ear which is
+impervious to what would disturb the rest of the world besides, should
+alone be alive to one, and that, too, a sound which is likely to sooth
+the sleep of the citizens, or at most, to set them dreaming of their
+loves. But so it is: the first note of the melodious bugle places the
+soldier on his legs, like lightning; when, muttering a few curses at the
+unseasonableness of the hour, he plants himself on his alarm post,
+without knowing or caring about the cause.</p>
+
+<p>Such is a bivouac; and our sleep-breaker having just sounded, the reader
+will find what occurred, by reading on.</p>
+
+<p>March 12th.&mdash;We stood to our arms before daylight. Finding that the
+enemy had quitted the position in our front, we proceeded to follow
+them; and had not gone far before we heard the usual morning's
+salutation, of a couple of shots, between their rear and our advanced
+guard. On driving in their outposts, we <span class="pagenum"><a id="page049" name="page049"></a>(p. 049)</span> found their whole army
+drawn out on the plain, near Redinha, and instantly quarrelled with them
+on a large scale.</p>
+
+<p>As every body has read Waverley and the Scottish Chiefs, and knows that
+one battle is just like another, inasmuch as they always conclude by one
+or both sides running away; and as it is nothing to me what this or
+t'other regiment did, nor do I care three buttons what this or t'other
+person thinks he did, I shall limit all my descriptions to such events
+as immediately concerned the important personage most interested in this
+history.</p>
+
+<p>Be it known then, that I was one of a crowd of skirmishers who were
+enabling the French ones to carry the news of their own defeat through a
+thick wood, at an infantry canter, when I found myself all at once
+within a few yards of one of their regiments in line, which opened such
+a fire, that had I not, rifleman like, taken instant advantage of the
+cover of a good fir tree, my name would have unquestionably been
+transmitted to posterity by that night's gazette. And, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page050" name="page050"></a>(p. 050)</span> however
+opposed it may be to the usual system of drill, I will maintain, from
+that day's experience, that the cleverest method of teaching a recruit
+to stand at attention, is to place him behind a tree and fire balls at
+him; as, had our late worthy disciplinarian, Sir David Dundas, himself,
+been looking on, I think that even <i>he</i> must have admitted that he never
+saw any one stand so fiercely upright as I did behind mine, while the
+balls were rapping into it as fast as if a fellow had been hammering a
+nail on the opposite side, not to mention the numbers that were
+whistling past, within the eighth of an inch of every part of my body,
+both before and behind, particularly in the vicinity of my nose, for
+which the upper part of the tree could barely afford protection.</p>
+
+<p>This was a last and a desperate stand made by their rear-guard, for
+their own safety, immediately above the town, as their sole chance of
+escape depended upon their being able to hold the post until the only
+bridge across the river was clear of the other fugitives. But they could
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page051" name="page051"></a>(p. 051)</span> not hold it long enough; for, while we were undergoing a
+temporary sort of purgatory in their front, our comrades went working
+round their flanks, which quickly sent them flying, with us intermixed,
+at full cry, down the streets.</p>
+
+<p>Whether in love or war, I have always considered that the pursuer has a
+decided advantage over the pursued. In the first, he may gain and cannot
+lose; but, in the latter, when one sees his enemy at full speed before
+him, one has such a peculiar conscious sort of feeling that he is on the
+right side, that I would not exchange places for any consideration.</p>
+
+<p>When we reached the bridge, the scene became exceedingly interesting,
+for it was choked up by the fugitives who were, as usual, impeding each
+other's progress, and we did not find that the application of our swords
+to those nearest to us tended at all towards lessening their disorder,
+for it induced about a hundred of them to rush into an adjoining house
+for shelter, but that was netting regularly out of the frying-pan into
+the fire, for the house happened to be really in <span class="pagenum"><a id="page052" name="page052"></a>(p. 052)</span> flames, and
+too hot to hold them, so that the same hundred were quickly seen
+unkennelling again, half-cooked, into the very jaws of their consumers.</p>
+
+<p>John Bull, however, is not a blood-thirsty person, so that those who
+could not better themselves, had only to submit to a simple transfer of
+personal property to ensure his protection. We, consequently, made many
+prisoners at the bridge, and followed their army about a league beyond
+it, keeping up a flying fight until dark.</p>
+
+<p>Just as Mr. Simmons and myself had crossed the river, and were talking
+over the events of the day, not a yard asunder, there was a Portuguese
+soldier in the act of passing between us, when a cannon-ball plunged
+into his belly&mdash;his head doubled down to his feet, and he stood for a
+moment in that posture before he rolled over a lifeless lump.</p>
+
+<p>March 13th.&mdash;Arrived on the hill above Condacia in time to see that
+handsome little town in flames. Every species of barbarity continued to
+mark the enemy's retreating steps. They burnt <span class="pagenum"><a id="page053" name="page053"></a>(p. 053)</span> every town or
+village through which they passed, and if we entered a church, which, by
+accident, had been spared, it was to see the murdered bodies of the
+peasantry on the altar.</p>
+
+<p>While Lord Wellington, with his staff, was on a hill a little in front
+of us, waiting the result of a flank-movement which he had directed,
+some of the enemy's sharpshooters stole, unperceived, very near to him
+and began firing, but, fortunately, without effect. We immediately
+detached a few of ours to meet them, but the others ran off on their
+approach.</p>
+
+<p>We lay by our arms until towards evening, when the enemy withdrew a
+short distance behind Condacia, and we closed up to them. There was a
+continued popping between the advanced posts all night.</p>
+
+<p>March 14th.&mdash;Finding, at daylight, that the enemy still continued to
+hold the strong ground before us, some divisions of the army were sent
+to turn their flanks, while ours attacked them in front.</p>
+
+<p>We drove them from one strong hold to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page054" name="page054"></a>(p. 054)</span> another, over a large
+track of very difficult country, mountainous and rocky, and thickly
+intersected with stone walls, and were involved in one continued hard
+skirmish from daylight until dark. This was the most harassing day's
+fighting that I ever experienced.</p>
+
+<p>Daylight left the two armies looking at each other, near the village of
+Illama. The smoking roofs of the houses showed that the French had just
+quitted and, as usual, set fire to it, when the company to which I
+belonged was ordered on piquet there for the night. After posting our
+sentries, my brother-officer and myself had the curiosity to look into a
+house, and were shocked to find in it a mother and her child dead, and
+the father, with three more, living, but so much reduced by famine as to
+be unable to remove themselves from the flames. We carried them into the
+open air, and offered the old man our few remaining crumbs of biscuit,
+but he told us that he was too far gone to benefit by them, and begged
+that we would give them to his children. We lost no time in examining
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page055" name="page055"></a>(p. 055)</span> such of the other houses as were yet safe to enter, and
+rescued many more individuals from one horrible death, probably to
+reserve them for another equally so, and more lingering, as we had
+nothing to give them, and marched at daylight the following morning.</p>
+
+<p>Our post that night was one of terrific grandeur. The hills behind were
+in a blaze of light with the British camp-fires, as were those in our
+front with the French ones. Both hills were abrupt and lofty, not above
+eight hundred yards asunder, and we were in the burning village in the
+valley between. The roofs of houses every instant falling in, and the
+sparks and flames ascending to the clouds. The streets were strewed with
+the dying and the dead,&mdash;some had been murdered and some killed in
+action, which, together with the half-famished wretches whom we had
+saved from burning, contributed in making it a scene which was
+well-calculated to shake a stout heart, as was proved in the instance of
+one of our sentries, a well known "devil-may-care" sort of fellow.
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page056" name="page056"></a>(p. 056)</span> I know not what appearances the burning rafters might have
+reflected on the neighbouring trees at the time, but he had not been
+long on his post before he came running into the piquet, and swore, by
+all the saints in the calendar, that he saw six dead Frenchmen advancing
+upon him with hatchets over their shoulders!</p>
+
+<p>We found by the buttons on the coats of some of the fallen foe, that we
+had this day been opposed to the French ninety-fifth regiment, (the same
+number as we were then,) and I cut off several of them, which I
+preserved as trophies.</p>
+
+<p>March 15th.&mdash;We overtook the enemy a little before dark this afternoon.
+They were drawn up behind the Ceira, at Fez D'Aronce, with their
+rear-guard, under Marshal Ney, imprudently posted on our side of the
+river, a circumstance which Lord Wellington took immediate advantage of;
+and, by a furious attack, dislodged them, in such confusion, that they
+blew up the bridge before half of their own people had time to get over.
+Those who were thereby left behind, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page057" name="page057"></a>(p. 057)</span> not choosing to put
+themselves to the pain of being shot, took to the river, which received
+them so hospitably that few of them ever quitted it. Their loss, on this
+occasion, must have been very great, and, we understood, at the time,
+that Ney had been sent to France, in disgrace, in consequence of it.</p>
+
+<p>About the middle of the action, I observed some inexperienced light
+troops rushing up a deep road-way to certain destruction, and ran to
+warn them out of it, but I only arrived in time to partake the reward of
+their indiscretion, for I was instantly struck with a musket-ball above
+the left ear, which deposited me, at full length, in the mud.</p>
+
+<p>I know not how long I lay insensible, but, on recovering, my first
+<i>feeling</i> was for my head, to ascertain if any part of it was still
+standing, for it appeared to me as if nothing remained above the mouth;
+but, after repeated applications of all my fingers and thumbs to the
+doubtful parts, I, at length, proved to myself, satisfactorily, that it
+had rather increased than <span class="pagenum"><a id="page058" name="page058"></a>(p. 058)</span> diminished by the concussion; and,
+jumping on my legs, and hearing, by the whistling of the balls from both
+sides, that the rascals who had got me into the scrape had been driven
+back and left me there, I snatched my cap, which had saved my life, and
+which had been spun off my head to the distance of ten or twelve yards,
+and joined them, a short distance in the rear, when one of them, a
+soldier of the sixtieth, came and told me that an officer of ours had
+been killed, a short time before, pointing to the spot where I myself
+had fallen, and that he had tried to take his jacket off, but that the
+advance of the enemy had prevented him. I told him that I was the one
+that had been killed, and that I was deucedly obliged to him for his
+<i>kind</i> intentions, while I felt still more so to the enemy for their
+timely advance, otherwise, I have no doubt, but my <i>friend</i> would have
+taken a fancy to my trousers also, for I found that he had absolutely
+unbuttoned my jacket.</p>
+
+<p>There is nothing so gratifying to frail mortality as a good dinner when
+most wanted and least <span class="pagenum"><a id="page059" name="page059"></a>(p. 059)</span> expected. It was perfectly dark before
+the action finished, but, on going to take advantage of the fires which
+the enemy had evacuated, we found their soup-kettles in full operation,
+and every man's mess of biscuit lying beside them, in stockings, as was
+the French mode of carrying them; and it is needless to say how
+unceremoniously we proceeded to do the honours of the feast. It ever
+after became a saying among the soldiers, whenever they were on short
+allowance, "well, d&mdash;n my eyes, we must either fall in with the French
+or the commissary to-day, I don't care which."</p>
+
+<p>As our baggage was always in the rear on occasions of this kind, the
+officers of each company had a Portuguese boy, in charge of a donkey, on
+whom their little comforts depended. He carried our boat-cloaks and
+blankets, was provided with a small pig-skin for wine, a canteen for
+spirits, a small quantity of tea and sugar, a goat tied to the donkey,
+and two or three dollars in his pocket, for the purchase of bread,
+butter, or any other luxury which good <span class="pagenum"><a id="page060" name="page060"></a>(p. 060)</span> fortune might throw in
+his way in the course of the day's march. We were never very scrupulous
+in exacting information regarding the source of his supplies; so that he
+had nothing to dread from our wrath, unless he had the misfortune to
+make his appearance empty-handed. They were singularly faithful and
+intelligent in making their way to us every evening, under the most
+difficult circumstances. This was the only night during Massena's
+retreat in which ours failed to find us; and, wandering the greater part
+of the night in the intricate maze of camp-fires, it appeared that he
+slept, after all, among some dragoons, within twenty yards of us.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page061" name="page061"></a>(p. 061)</span> CHAP. VI.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Passage of the Mondego. Swearing to a large Amount. Two
+ Prisoners, with their Two Views. Two Nuns, Two Pieces of Dough,
+ and Two Kisses. A Halt. Affair near Frexedas. Arrival near
+ Guarda. Murder. A stray Sentry. Battle of Sabugal. Spanish and
+ Portuguese Frontiers. Blockade of Almeida. Battle-like. Current
+ Value of Lord Wellington's Nose. Battle of Fuentes D'Onor. The
+ Day after the Battle. A grave Remark. The <i>Padre's</i> House.
+ Retreat of the Enemy.</p>
+
+
+<p>March 17th.&mdash;Found the enemy's rear-guard behind the Mondego, at Ponte
+de Marcella, cannonaded them out of it, and then threw a temporary
+bridge across the river, and followed them until dark.</p>
+
+<p>The late Sir Alexander Campbell, who commanded the division next to
+ours, by a wanton <span class="pagenum"><a id="page062" name="page062"></a>(p. 062)</span> excess of zeal in expecting an order to
+follow, would not permit any thing belonging to us to pass the bridge,
+for fear of impeding the march of his troops; and, as he received no
+order to march, we were thereby prevented from getting any thing
+whatever to eat for the next thirty-six hours. I know not whether the
+curses of individuals are recorded under such circumstances, but, if
+they are, the gallant general will have found the united hearty ones of
+four thousand men registered against him for that particular act.</p>
+
+<p>March 19th.&mdash;We, this day, captured the aide-de-camp of General Loison,
+together with his wife, who was dressed in a splendid hussar uniform.
+<i>He</i> was a Portuguese, and a traitor, and looked very like a man who
+would be hanged. <i>She</i> was a Spaniard, and very handsome, and looked
+very like a woman who would get married again.</p>
+
+<p>March 20th.&mdash;We had now been three days without any thing in the shape
+of bread, and meat without it, after a time, becomes almost <span class="pagenum"><a id="page063" name="page063"></a>(p. 063)</span>
+loathsome. Hearing that we were not likely to march quite so early as
+usual this morning, I started, before daylight, to a village about two
+miles off, in the face of the Sierra D'Estrella, in the hopes of being
+able to purchase something, as it lay out of the hostile line of
+movements. On my arrival there, I found some nuns who had fled from a
+neighbouring convent, waiting outside the building of the village-oven
+for some Indian-corn-leaven, which they had carried there to be baked,
+and, when I explained my pressing wants, two of them, very kindly,
+transferred me their shares, for which I gave each a kiss and a dollar
+between. They took the former as an unusual favour; but looked at the
+latter, as much as to say, "our poverty, and not our will, consents." I
+ran off with my half-baked dough, and joined my comrades, just as they
+were getting under arms.</p>
+
+<p>March 21st.&mdash;We, this day, reached the town of Mello, and had so far
+outmarched our commissary that we found it necessary to wait for him;
+and, in stopping to get a sight of our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page064" name="page064"></a>(p. 064)</span> friends, we lost sight
+of our foes, a circumstance which I was by no means sorry for, as it
+enabled my shoulders, once more, to rejoice under the load of a couple
+of biscuits, and made me no longer ashamed to look a cow or a sheep in
+the face, now that they were not required to furnish more than their
+regulated proportions of my daily food.</p>
+
+<p>March 30th.&mdash;We had no difficulty in tracing the enemy, by the wrecks of
+houses and the butchered peasantry; and overtook their rear-guard, this
+day, busy grinding corn, in some windmills, near the village of
+Frexedas. As their situation offered a fair opportunity for us to reap
+the fruits of their labours, we immediately attacked and drove them from
+it, and, after securing what we wanted, we withdrew again, across the
+valley, to the village of Alverca, where we were not without some
+reasonable expectations that they would have returned the compliment, as
+we had only a few squadrons of dragoons in addition to our battalion,
+and we had seen them withdraw a much stronger force <span class="pagenum"><a id="page065" name="page065"></a>(p. 065)</span> from the
+opposite village; but, by keeping a number of our men all night employed
+in making extensive fires on the hill above, it induced them to think
+that our force was much greater than it really was; and we remained
+unmolested.</p>
+
+<p>The only person we had hit in this affair was our adjutant, Mr. Stewart,
+who was shot through the head from a window. He was a gallant soldier,
+and deeply lamented. We placed his body in a chest, and buried it in
+front of Colonel Beckwith's quarters.</p>
+
+<p>March 31st.&mdash;At daylight, this morning, we moved to our right, along the
+ridge of mountains, to Guarda: on our arrival there, we saw the imposing
+spectacle of the whole of the French army winding through the valley
+below, just out of gun-shot.</p>
+
+<p>On taking possession of one of the villages which they had just
+evacuated, we found the body of a well-dressed female, whom they had
+murdered by a horrible refinement in cruelty. She had been placed upon
+her back, alive, in the middle of the street, with the fragment of a
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page066" name="page066"></a>(p. 066)</span> rock upon her breast, which it required four of our men to
+remove.</p>
+
+<p>April 1st.&mdash;We overtook the enemy this afternoon, in position, behind
+the Coa, at Sabugal, with their advanced posts on our side of the river.</p>
+
+<p>I was sent on piquet for the night, and had my sentries within
+half-musket shot of theirs: it was wet, dark, and stormy when I went,
+about midnight, to visit them, and I was not a little annoyed to find
+one missing. Recollecting who he was, a steady old soldier and the last
+man in the world to desert his post, I called his name aloud, when his
+answering voice, followed by the discharge of a musket, reached me
+nearly at the same time, from the direction of one of the French
+sentries; and, after some inquiry, I found that in walking his lonely
+round, in a brown study, no doubt, he had each turn taken ten or twelve
+paces to his front, and only half that number to the rear, until he had
+gradually worked himself up to within a few yards of his adversary; and
+it would be difficult to say which <span class="pagenum"><a id="page067" name="page067"></a>(p. 067)</span> of the two was most
+astonished&mdash;the one at hearing a voice, or the other a shot so near, but
+all my rhetoric, aided by the testimony of the serjeant and the other
+sentries, could not convince the fellow that he was not on the identical
+spot on which I had posted him.</p>
+
+<p>April 2d.&mdash;We moved this day to the right, nearer to the bridge, and
+some shots were exchanged between the piquets.</p>
+
+
+<h4>BATTLE OF SABUGAL,<br>
+
+April 3d, 1811.</h4>
+
+<p>Early this morning our division moved still farther to its right, and
+our brigade led the way across a ford, which took us up to the middle;
+while the balls from the enemy's advanced posts were hissing in the
+water around us, we drove in their light troops and commenced a furious
+assault upon their main body. Thus far all was right; but a thick
+drizzling rain now came on, in consequence of which the third division,
+which was <span class="pagenum"><a id="page068" name="page068"></a>(p. 068)</span> to have made a simultaneous attack to our left,
+missed their way, and a brigade of dragoons under Sir William Erskine,
+who were to have covered our right, went the Lord knows where, but
+certainly not into the fight, although they started at the same time
+that we did, and had the <i>music</i> of our rifles to guide them; and, even
+the second brigade of our own division could not afford us any support,
+for nearly an hour, so that we were thus unconsciously left with about
+fifteen hundred men, in the very impertinent attempt to carry a
+formidable position, on which stood as many thousands.</p>
+
+<p>The weather, which had deprived us of the aid of our friends, favoured
+us so far as to prevent the enemy from seeing the amount of our paltry
+force; and the conduct of our gallant fellows, led on by Sir Sidney
+Beckwith, was so truly heroic, that, incredible as it may seem, we had
+the best of the fight throughout. Our first attack was met by such
+overwhelming numbers, that we were forced back and followed by three
+heavy columns, before which we retired slowly, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page069" name="page069"></a>(p. 069)</span> and keeping up
+a destructive fire, to the nearest rising ground, where we re-formed and
+instantly charged their advancing masses, sending them flying at the
+point of the bayonet, and entering their position along with them, where
+we were assailed by fresh forces. Three times did the very same thing
+occur. In our third attempt we got possession of one of their howitzers,
+for which a desperate struggle was making, when we were at the same
+moment charged by infantry in front and cavalry on the right, and again
+compelled to fall back; but, fortunately, at this moment we were
+reinforced by the arrival of the second brigade, and, with their aid, we
+once more stormed their position and secured the well-earned howitzer,
+while the third division came at the same time upon their flank, and
+they were driven from the field in the greatest disorder.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington's despatch on this occasion did ample justice to Sir
+Sidney Beckwith and his brave brigade. Never were troops more
+judiciously or more gallantly led. Never was a leader more devotedly
+followed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page070" name="page070"></a>(p. 070)</span> In the course of the action a man of the name of Knight fell
+dead at my feet, and though I heard a musket ball strike him, I could
+neither find blood nor wound.</p>
+
+<p>There was a little spaniel belonging to one of our officers running
+about the whole time, barking at the balls, and I saw him once smelling
+at a live shell, which exploded in his face without hurting him.</p>
+
+<p>The strife had scarcely ended among mortals, when it was taken up by the
+elements with terrific violence. The <i>Scotch mist</i> of the morning had
+now increased to torrents, enough to cool the fever of our late
+excitement, and accompanied by thunder and lightning. As a compliment
+for our exertions in the fight, we were sent into the town, and had the
+advantage of whatever cover its dilapidated state afforded. While those
+who had not had the chance of getting broken skins, had now the benefit
+of sleeping in wet ones.</p>
+
+<p>On the 5th of April we entered the frontiers of Spain, and slept in a
+bed for the first time <span class="pagenum"><a id="page071" name="page071"></a>(p. 071)</span> since I left the ship. Passing from the
+Portuguese to the Spanish frontier is about equal to taking one step
+from the coal-hole into the parlour, for the cottages on the former are
+reared with filth, furnished with ditto, and peopled accordingly;
+whereas, those of Spain, even within the same mile, are neatly
+whitewashed, both without and within, and the poorest of them can
+furnish a good bed, with clean linen, and the pillow-cases neatly
+adorned with pink and sky-blue ribbons, while their dear little girls
+look smiling and neat as their pillow-cases.</p>
+
+<p>After the action at Sabugal, the enemy retired to the neighbourhood of
+Ciudad Rodrigo, without our getting another look at them, and we took up
+the line of the Agueda and Axava rivers, for the blockade of the
+fortress of Almeida, in which they had left a garrison indifferently
+provisioned.</p>
+
+<p>The garrison had no means of providing for their cattle, but by turning
+them out to graze upon the glacis; and we sent a few of our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page072" name="page072"></a>(p. 072)</span>
+rifles to practice against them, which very soon reduced them to salt
+provisions.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of April the French army began to assemble on the
+opposite bank of the Agueda to attempt the relief of the garrison, while
+ours began to assemble in position at Fuentes D'Onor to dispute it.</p>
+
+<p>Our division still continued to hold the same line of outposts, and had
+several sharp affairs between the piquets at the bridge of Marialva.</p>
+
+<p>As a general action seemed now to be inevitable, we anxiously longed for
+the return of Lord Wellington, who had been suddenly called to the corps
+of the army under Marshal Beresford, near Badajos, as we would rather
+see his long nose in the fight than a reinforcement of ten thousand men
+any day. Indeed, there was a charm not only about himself but all
+connected with him, for which no odds could compensate. The known
+abilities of Sir George Murray, the gallant bearing of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page073" name="page073"></a>(p. 073)</span>
+lamented Pakenham, of Lord Fitzroy Somerset, of the present Duke of
+Richmond, Sir Colin Campbell, with others, the flower of our young
+nobility and gentry, who, under the auspices of such a chief, seemed
+always a group attendant on victory; and I'll venture to say that there
+was not a bosom in that army that did not beat more lightly, when we
+heard the joyful news of his arrival, the day before the enemy's
+advance.</p>
+
+<p>He had ordered us not to dispute the passage of the river, so that when
+the French army advanced, on the morning of the 3d of May, we retired
+slowly before them, across the plains of Espeja, and drew into the
+position, where the whole army was now assembled. Our division took post
+in reserve, in the left centre. Towards evening, the enemy made a fierce
+attack on the Village of Fuentes, but were repulsed with loss.</p>
+
+<p>On the 4th, both armies looked at each other all day without exchanging
+shots.</p>
+
+
+<h4><span class="pagenum"><a id="page074" name="page074"></a>(p. 074)</span> BATTLE OF FUENTES D'ONOR,<br>
+
+May 5th, 1811.</h4>
+
+<p>The day began to dawn, this fine May morning, with a rattling fire of
+musketry on the extreme right of our position, which the enemy had
+attacked, and to which point our division was rapidly moved.</p>
+
+<p>Our battalion was thrown into a wood, a little to the left and front of
+the division engaged, and was instantly warmly opposed to the French
+skirmishers; in the course of which I was struck with a musket-ball on
+the left breast, which made me stagger a yard or two backward, and, as I
+felt no pain, I concluded that I was dangerously wounded; but it turned
+out to be owing to my not being hurt. While our operations here were
+confined to a tame skirmish, and our view to the oaks with which we were
+mingled, we found, by the evidence of our ears, that the division which
+we had come to support was involved in a more serious onset, for <i>there</i>
+was the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page075" name="page075"></a>(p. 075)</span> successive rattle of artillery, the wild hurrah of
+charging squadrons, and the repulsing volley of musketry; until Lord
+Wellington, finding his right too much extended, directed <i>that</i>
+division to fall back behind the small river Touronne, and ours to join
+the main body of the army. The execution of our movement presented a
+magnificent military spectacle, as the plain, between us and the right
+of the army, was by this time in possession of the French cavalry, and,
+while we were retiring through it with the order and precision of a
+common field-day, they kept dancing around us, and every instant
+threatening a charge, without daring to execute it.</p>
+
+<p>We took up our new position at a right angle with the then right of the
+British line, on which our left rested, and with our right on the
+Touronne. The enemy followed our movement with a heavy column of
+infantry; but, when they came near enough to exchange shots, they did
+not seem to like our looks, as we occupied a low ridge of broken rocks,
+against which even a rat could scarcely have hoped to advance alive;
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page076" name="page076"></a>(p. 076)</span> and they again fell back, and opening a tremendous fire of
+artillery, which was returned by a battery of our guns. In the course of
+a short time, seeing no further demonstration against this part of the
+position, our division was withdrawn, and placed in reserve in rear of
+the centre.</p>
+
+<p>The battle continued to rage with fury in and about the village, whilst
+we were lying by our arms under a burning hot sun, some stray
+cannon-shot passing over and about us, whose progress we watched for
+want of other employment. One of them bounded along in the direction of
+an <i>amateur</i>, whom we had for some time been observing securely placed,
+as he imagined, behind a piece of rock, which stood about five feet
+above the ground, and over which nothing but his head was shown,
+sheltered from the sun by an umbrella. The shot in question touched the
+ground three or four times between us and him; he saw it coming&mdash;lowered
+his umbrella, and withdrew his head. Its expiring bound carried it into
+the very spot where he had that instant <span class="pagenum"><a id="page077" name="page077"></a>(p. 077)</span> disappeared. I hope he
+was not hurt; but the thing looked so ridiculous that it excited a shout
+of laughter, and we saw no more of him.</p>
+
+<p>A little before dusk, in the evening, our battalion was ordered forward
+to relieve the troops engaged in the village, part of which still
+remained in possession of the enemy, and I saw, by the mixed nature of
+the dead, in every part of the streets, that it had been successively in
+possession of both sides. The firing ceased with the daylight, and I was
+sent, with a section of men, in charge of one of the streets for the
+night. There was a wounded Serjeant of highlanders lying on my post. A
+ball had passed through the back part of his head, from which the brain
+was oozing, and his only sign of life was a convulsive hiccough every
+two or three seconds. I sent for a medical friend to look at him, who
+told me that he could not survive; I then got a mattress from the
+nearest house, placed the poor fellow on it, and made use of one corner
+as a pillow for myself, on which, after <span class="pagenum"><a id="page078" name="page078"></a>(p. 078)</span> the fatigues of the
+day, and though called occasionally to visit my sentries, I slept most
+soundly. The highlander died in the course of the night.</p>
+
+<p>When we stood to our arms, at daybreak next morning, we found the enemy
+busy throwing up a six-gun battery, immediately in front of our
+company's post, and we immediately set to work, with our whole hearts
+and souls, and placed a wall, about twelve feet thick, between us,
+which, no doubt, still remains there in the same garden, as a monument
+of what can be effected, in a few minutes, by a hundred modern men, when
+their personal safety is concerned; not but that the proprietor, in the
+midst of his admiration, would rather see a good bed of garlic on the
+spot, manured with the bodies of the architects.</p>
+
+<p>When the sun began to shine on the pacific disposition of the enemy, we
+proceeded to consign the dead to their last earthly mansions, giving
+every Englishman a grave to himself, and putting as many Frenchmen into
+one as it could <span class="pagenum"><a id="page079" name="page079"></a>(p. 079)</span> conveniently accommodate. Whilst in the
+superintendence of this melancholy duty, and ruminating on the words of
+the poet:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="poem15">
+<span class="min03em">"</span>There's not a form of all that lie<br>
+<span class="add1em">Thus ghastly, wild and bare,</span><br>
+ Tost, bleeding, in the stormy sky,<br>
+<span class="add1em">Black in the burning air,</span><br>
+ But to his knee some infant clung,<br>
+ But on his heart some fond heart hung!"</p>
+
+<p>I was grieved to think that the souls of deceased warriors should be so
+selfish as to take to flight in their regimentals, for I never saw the
+body of one with a rag on after battle.</p>
+
+<p>The day after one of those negative sort of victories is always one of
+intense interest. The movements on each side are most jealously watched,
+and each side is diligently occupied in strengthening such points as the
+fight of the preceding day had proved to be the most vulnerable.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington was too deficient in his cavalry force to justify his
+following up his victory; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page080" name="page080"></a>(p. 080)</span> and the enemy, on their parts, had
+been too roughly handled, in their last attempt, to think of repeating
+the experiment; so that, during the next two days, though both armies
+continued to hold the same ground, there was scarcely a shot exchanged.</p>
+
+<p>They had made a few prisoners, chiefly guardsmen and highlanders, whom
+they marched past the front of our position, in the most ostentatious
+way, on the forenoon of the 6th; and, the day following, a number of
+their regiments were paraded in the most imposing manner for review.
+They looked uncommonly well, and we were proud to think that we had
+beaten such fine-looking fellows so lately!</p>
+
+<p>Our regiment had been so long and so often quartered in Fuentes that it
+was like fighting for our fire-sides. The <i>Padre's</i> house stood at the
+top of the town. He was an old friend of ours, and an old fool, for he
+would not leave his house until it was too late to take anything with
+him; but, curious enough, although it had been repeatedly in the
+possession of both sides, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page081" name="page081"></a>(p. 081)</span> and plundered, no doubt, by many
+expert artists, yet none of them thought of looking so high as the
+garret, which happened to be the repository of his money and provisions.
+He came to us the day after the battle, weeping over his supposed loss,
+like a sensitive Christian, and I accompanied him to the house, to see
+whether there was not some consolation remaining for him; but, when he
+found his treasure safe, he could scarcely bear its restoration with
+becoming gravity. I helped him to carry off his bag of dollars, and he
+returned the compliment with a leg of mutton.</p>
+
+<p>The French army retired on the night of the 7th, leaving Almeida to its
+fate; but, by an extraordinary piece of luck, the garrison made their
+escape the night after, in consequence of some mistake or miscarriage of
+an order, which prevented a British regiment from occupying the post
+intended for it.</p>
+
+<p>May 8th.&mdash;We advanced this morning, and occupied our former post at
+Espeja, with some hopes of remaining quiet for a few days; but <span class="pagenum"><a id="page082" name="page082"></a>(p. 082)</span>
+the alarm sounding at daylight on the following morning, we took post on
+the hill, in front of the village. It turned out to be only a patrole of
+French cavalry, who retired on receiving a few shots from our piquets,
+and we saw no more of them for a considerable time.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page083" name="page083"></a>(p. 083)</span> CHAP. VII.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">March to Estremadura. At Soito, growing Accommodations for Man
+ and Beast. British Taste displayed by Portuguese Wolves. False
+ Alarm. Luxuries of Roquingo Camp. A Chaplain of the Forces.
+ Return towards the North. Quarters near Castello de Vide.
+ Blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo. Village of Atalya; Fleas abundant;
+ Food scarce. Advance of the French Army. Affairs near Guinaldo.
+ Our Minister administered to. An unexpected Visit from our
+ General and his Followers. End of the Campaign of 1811. Winter
+ Quarters.</p>
+
+
+<p>Lord Wellington, soon after the battle of Fuentes, was again called into
+Estremadura, to superintend the operations of the corps of the army
+under Marshal Beresford, who had, in the mean time, fought the battle of
+Albuera, and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page084" name="page084"></a>(p. 084)</span> laid siege to Badajos. In the beginning of June
+our division was ordered thither also, to be in readiness to aid his
+operations. We halted one night at the village of Soito, where there are
+a great many chestnut trees of very extraordinary dimensions; the
+outside of the trunk keeps growing as the inside decays. I was one of a
+party of four persons who dined inside of one, and I saw two or three
+horses put up in several others.</p>
+
+<p>We halted, also, one night on the banks of the Coa, near Sabugal, and
+visited our late field of battle. We found that the dead had been nearly
+all torn from their graves, and devoured by wolves, who are in great
+force in that wild mountainous district, and shew very little respect
+either for man or beast. They seldom, indeed, attack a man; but if one
+happens to tie his horse to a tree, and leaves him unattended, for a
+short time, he must not be surprised if he finds, on his return, that he
+has parted with a good <i>rump steak</i>; <i>that</i> is the piece that they always
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page085" name="page085"></a>(p. 085)</span> prefer; and it is, therefore, clear to me, that the first of
+the wolves must have been reared in England!</p>
+
+<p>We experienced, in the course of this very dark night, one of those
+ridiculous false alarms which will sometimes happen in the best
+organized body. Some bullocks strayed, by accident, amongst the piles of
+arms, the falling clatter of which, frightened them so much that they
+went galloping over the sleeping soldiers. The officers' baggage-horses
+broke from their <i>moorings</i>, and joined in the general charge; and a cry
+immediately arose, that it was the French cavalry. The different
+regiments stood to their arms, and formed squares, looking as sharp as
+thunder for something to fire at; and it was a considerable time before
+the cause of the <i>row</i> could be traced. The different followers of the
+army, in the mean time, were scampering off to the rear, spreading the
+most frightful reports. One woman of the 52d succeeded in getting three
+leagues off before daylight, and swore, "that, as God was her judge, she
+did not leave <span class="pagenum"><a id="page086" name="page086"></a>(p. 086)</span> her regiment until she saw the last man of them
+cut to pieces!!!"</p>
+
+<p>On our arrival near Elvas, we found that Marshal Beresford had raised
+the siege of Badajos; and we were, therefore, encamped on the river
+Caya, near Roquingo. This was a sandy unsheltered district; and the
+weather was so excessively hot, that we had no enjoyment, but that of
+living three parts of the day up to the neck in a pool of water.</p>
+
+<p>Up to this period it had been a matter of no small difficulty to
+ascertain, at any time, the day of the week; that of the month was
+altogether out of the question, and could only be reckoned by counting
+back to the date of the last battle; but our division was here joined by
+a chaplain, whose duty it was to remind us of these things. He might
+have been a very good man, but he was not prepossessing, either in his
+appearance or manners. I remember, the first Sunday after his arrival,
+the troops were paraded for divine service, and had been some time
+waiting in square, when he at length rode <span class="pagenum"><a id="page087" name="page087"></a>(p. 087)</span> into the centre of
+it, with his tall, lank, ungainly figure, mounted on a starved,
+untrimmed, unfurnished horse, and followed by a Portuguese boy, with his
+canonicals and prayer-books on the back of a mule, with a hay-bridle,
+and having, by way of clothing, about half a pair of straw breeches.
+This spiritual comforter was the least calculated of any one that I ever
+saw to excite devotion in the minds of men, who had seen nothing in the
+shape of a divine for a year or two.</p>
+
+<p>In the beginning of August we began to retrace our steps towards the
+north. We halted a few days in Portalegré, and a few more at Castello de
+Vide.</p>
+
+<p>The latter place is surrounded by extensive gardens, belonging to the
+richer citizens; in each of which there is a small summer-house,
+containing one or two apartments, in which the proprietor, as I can
+testify, may have the enjoyment of being fed upon by a more healthy and
+better appetized flea, than is to be met with in town houses in general.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page088" name="page088"></a>(p. 088)</span> These <i>quintas</i> fell to the lot of our battalion; and though
+their beds, on that account, had not much sleep in them, yet, as those
+who preferred the voice of the nightingale in a bed of cabbages, to the
+pinch of a flea in a bed of feathers, had the alternative at their
+option; I enjoyed my sojourn there very much. Each garden had a bathing
+tank, with a plentiful supply of water, which at that season was really
+a luxury; and they abounded in choice fruits. I there formed an
+attachment to a mulberry-tree, which is still fondly cherished in my
+remembrance.</p>
+
+<p>We reached the scene of our former operations, in the north, towards the
+end of August.</p>
+
+<p>The French had advanced and blockaded Almeida, during our absence, but
+they retired again on our approach, and we took up a more advanced
+position than before, for the blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo.</p>
+
+<p>Our battalion occupied Atalya, a little village at the foot of the
+Sierra de Gata, and in front of the River Vadilla. On taking possession
+of my quarter, the people showed me an outhouse, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page089" name="page089"></a>(p. 089)</span> which, they
+said, I might use as a stable, and I took my horse into it, but, seeing
+the floor strewed with what appeared to be a small brown seed, heaps of
+which lay in each corner, as if shovelled together in readiness to take
+to market, I took up a handful, out of curiosity, and, truly, they were
+a curiosity, for I found that they were all regular fleas, and that they
+were proceeding to eat both me and my horse, without the smallest
+ceremony. I rushed out of the place, and knocked them down by fistfuls,
+and never yet could comprehend the cause of their congregating together
+in such a place.</p>
+
+<p>This neighbourhood had been so long the theatre of war, and alternately
+forced to supply both armies, that the inhabitants, at length, began to
+dread starvation themselves, and concealed, for their private use, all
+that remained to them; so that, although they were bountiful in their
+assurances of good wishes, it was impossible to extract a loaf of their
+good bread, of which we were so wildly in want that we were obliged to
+conceal patroles on the different roads <span class="pagenum"><a id="page090" name="page090"></a>(p. 090)</span> and footpaths, for
+many miles around, to search the peasants passing between the different
+villages, giving them an order on the commissary for whatever we took
+from them; and we were not too proud to take even a few potatoes out of
+an old woman's basket.</p>
+
+<p>On one occasion, when some of us were out shooting, we discovered about
+twenty hives of bees, in the face of a glen, concealed among the
+gumcestus, and, stopping up the mouth of one them, we carried it home on
+our shoulders, bees and all, and continued to levy contributions on the
+<i>depot</i> as long as we remained there.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of September, the garrison of Ciudad Rodrigo began to
+get on such "short commons" that <i>Marmont</i>, who had succeeded <i>Massena</i>,
+in the command of the French army, found it necessary to assemble the
+whole of his forces, to enable him to throw provisions into it.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington was still pursuing his defensive system, and did not
+attempt to oppose him; but Marmont, after having effected his object,
+thought that he might as well take that opportunity <span class="pagenum"><a id="page091" name="page091"></a>(p. 091)</span> of beating
+up our quarters, in return for the trouble we had given him; and,
+accordingly, on the morning of the 25th, he attacked a brigade of the
+third division, stationed at El Bedon, which, after a brilliant defence
+and retreat, conducted him opposite to the British position, in front of
+Fuente Guinaldo. He busied himself, the whole of the following day, in
+bringing up his troops for the attack. Our division, in the mean time,
+remained on the banks of the Vadillo, and had nearly been cut off,
+through the obstinacy of General Crawford, who did not choose to obey an
+order he received to retire the day before; but we, nevertheless,
+succeeded in joining the army, by a circuitous route, on the afternoon
+of the 26th; and, the whole of both armies being now assembled, we
+considered a battle on the morrow as inevitable.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington, however, was not disposed to accommodate them on this
+occasion; for, about the middle of the night, we received an order to
+stand to our arms, with as little noise as possible, and to commence
+retiring, the rest <span class="pagenum"><a id="page092" name="page092"></a>(p. 092)</span> of the army having been already withdrawn,
+unknown to us; an instance of the rapidity and uncertainty of our
+movements which proved fatal to the liberty of several amateurs and
+followers of the army, who, seeing an army of sixty thousand men lying
+asleep around their camp-fires, at ten o'clock at night, naturally
+concluded that they might safely indulge in a bed in the village behind,
+until daylight, without the risk of being caught napping; but, long ere
+that time, they found themselves on the high road to Ciudad Rodrigo, in
+the rude grasp of an enemy. Amongst others, was the chaplain of our
+division, whose outward man, as I have already said, conveyed no very
+exalted notion of the respectability of his profession, and who was
+treated with greater indignity than usually fell to the lot of
+prisoners, for, after keeping him a couple of days, and finding that,
+however gifted he might have been in spiritual lore, he was as ignorant
+as Dominie Sampson on military matters; and, conceiving good provisions
+to be thrown away upon him, they stripped him nearly naked <span class="pagenum"><a id="page093" name="page093"></a>(p. 093)</span> and
+dismissed him, like the barber in Gil Blas, with a kick in the breech,
+and sent him in to us in a woful state.</p>
+
+<p>September 27th.&mdash;General Crawford remained behind us this morning, with
+a troop of dragoons, to reconnoitre; and, while we were marching
+carelessly along the road, he and his dragoons galloped right into our
+column, with a cloud of French ones at his heels. Luckily, the ground
+was in our favour; and, dispersing our men among the broken rocks, on
+both sides of the road, we sent them back somewhat faster than they came
+on. They were, however, soon replaced by their infantry, with whom we
+continued in an uninteresting skirmish all day. There was some sharp
+firing, the whole of the afternoon, to our left; and we retired, in the
+evening, to Soito.</p>
+
+<p>This affair terminated the campaign of 1811, as the enemy retired the
+same night, and we advanced next day to resume the blockade of Rodrigo;
+and were suffered to remain quietly <span class="pagenum"><a id="page094" name="page094"></a>(p. 094)</span> in cantonments until the
+commencement of a new year.</p>
+
+<p>In every interval between our active services, we indulged in all manner
+of childish trick and amusement, with an avidity and delight of which it
+is impossible to convey an adequate idea. We lived united, as men always
+are who are daily staring death in the face on the same side, and who,
+caring little about it, look upon each new day added to their lives as
+one more to rejoice in.</p>
+
+<p>We invited the villagers, every evening, to a dance at our quarters
+alternately. A Spanish peasant girl has an address about her which I
+have never met with in the same class of any other country; and she at
+once enters into society with the ease and confidence of one who had
+been accustomed to it all her life. We used to flourish away at the
+bolero, fandango, and waltz, and wound up early in the evening with a
+supper of roasted chestnuts.</p>
+
+<p>Our village <i>belles</i>, as already stated, made themselves perfectly at
+home in our society, and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page095" name="page095"></a>(p. 095)</span> we, too, should have enjoyed theirs
+for a season; but, when month after month, and year after year,
+continued to roll along, without producing any change, we found that the
+cherry cheek and sparkling eye of rustic beauty furnished but a very
+poor apology for the illuminated portion of Nature's fairest works, and
+ardently longed for an opportunity of once more feasting our eyes on a
+<i>lady</i>.</p>
+
+<p>In the month of December, we heard that the chief magistrate of Rodrigo,
+with whom we were personally acquainted, had, with his daughter and two
+other young ladies, taken shelter in Robledillo, a little town in the
+Sierra de Gata, which, being within our range, presented an attraction
+not to be resisted.</p>
+
+<p>Half-a-dozen of us immediately resolved ourselves into a committee of
+ways and means. We had six months' pay due to us; so that the fandango
+might have been danced in either of our pockets without the smallest
+risk; but we had this consolation for our poverty, that there was
+nothing to be bought, even if we had the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page096" name="page096"></a>(p. 096)</span> means. Our only
+resource, therefore, was to lighten the cares of such of our
+brother-officers as were fortunate enough to have any thing to lose;
+and, at this moment of doubt and difficulty, a small flock of turkeys,
+belonging to our major, presented themselves, most imprudently, grazing
+opposite the windows of our council-chamber, two of which were instantly
+committed to the bottom of a sack, as a foundation to go upon. One of
+our spies, soon after, apprehended a sheep, the property of another
+officer, which was committed to the same place; and, getting the
+commissary to advance us a few extra loaves of bread, some ration beef,
+and a pig-skin full of wine, we placed a servant on a mule, with the
+whole concern tackled to him, and proceeded on our journey.</p>
+
+<p>In passing over the mountain, we saw a wild boar bowling along, in the
+midst of a snow-storm, and, voting them fitting companions, we suffered
+him to pass, (particularly as he did not come within shot).</p>
+
+<p>On our arrival at Robledillo, we met with the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page097" name="page097"></a>(p. 097)</span> most cordial
+reception from the old magistrate; who, entering into the spirit of our
+visit, provided us with quarters, and filled our room in the evening
+with every body worth seeing in the place. We were malicious enough, by
+way of amusement, to introduce a variety of absurd pastimes, under the
+pretence of their being English, and which, by virtue thereof, were
+implicitly adopted. We, therefore, passed a regular romping evening;
+and, at a late hour, having conducted the ladies to their homes, some
+friars, who were of the party, very kindly, intended doing us the same
+favour, and, with that view, had begun to precede us with their
+lanterns, but, in the frolic of the moment, we set upon them with
+snow-balls, some of which struck upon their broad shoulders, while
+others fizzed against their fiery faces, and, in their astonishment and
+alarm, all sanctimony was forgotten; their oaths flew as thick as our
+snow-balls, while they ran ducking their heads and dousing their lights,
+for better concealment; but we, nevertheless, persevered until we had
+pelted each to his own home.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page098" name="page098"></a>(p. 098)</span> We were, afterwards, afraid that we had carried the joke rather
+too far, and entertained some doubts as to the propriety of holding our
+quarters for another day; but they set our minds at rest on that point,
+by paying us an early visit in the morning, and seemed to enjoy the joke
+in a manner that we could not have expected from the gravity of their
+looks.</p>
+
+<p>We passed two more days much in the same manner, and, on the third,
+returned to our cantonments, and found that our division had moved,
+during our absence, into some villages nearer to Ciudad Rodrigo,
+preparatory to the siege of that place.</p>
+
+<p>On inquiry, we found that we had never been suspected for the
+<i>abduction</i> of the sheep and turkeys, but that the blame, on the
+contrary, had been attached to the poor soldiers, whose soup had been
+tasted every day to see if it savoured of such dainties. The proprietor
+of the turkeys was so particularly indignant that we thought it prudent
+not to acknowledge ourselves as the culprits until some time afterwards,
+when, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page099" name="page099"></a>(p. 099)</span> as one of our party happened to be killed in action, we,
+very uncharitably, put the whole of it on his shoulders.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page100" name="page100"></a>(p. 100)</span> CHAP. VIII.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Siege of Ciudad Rodrigo. The Garrison of an Outwork relieved.
+ Spending an Evening abroad. A Musical Study. An Addition to Soup.
+ A short Cut. Storming of the Town. A sweeping Clause. Advantages
+ of leading a Storming Party. Looking for a Customer.
+ Disadvantages of being a stormed Party. Confusion of all Parties.
+ A waking Dream. Death of General Crawford. Accident. Deaths.</p>
+
+
+<h4>SIEGE OF CIUDAD RODRIGO,<br>
+
+January 8th, 1812.</h4>
+
+<p>The campaign of 1812 commenced with the siege of Ciudad Rodrigo, which
+was invested by our division on the 8th of January.</p>
+
+<p>There was a smartish frost, with some snow on the ground; and, when we
+arrived opposite the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page101" name="page101"></a>(p. 101)</span> fortress, about midday, the garrison did
+not appear to think that we were in earnest, for a number of their
+officers came out, under the shelter of a stone-wall, within half
+musket-shot, and amused themselves in saluting and bowing to us in
+ridicule; but, ere the day was done, some of them had occasion to wear
+the laugh on the opposite side of the countenance.</p>
+
+<p>We lay by our arms until dark, when a party, consisting of a hundred
+volunteers from each regiment, under Colonel Colborne, of the
+fifty-second, stormed and carried the Fort of St. Francisco, after a
+short sharp action, in which the whole of its garrison were taken or
+destroyed. The officer who commanded it was a chattering little fellow,
+and acknowledged himself to have been one of our saluting friends of the
+morning. He kept, incessantly, repeating a few words of English which he
+had picked up during the assault, and the only ones, I fancy, that were
+spoken, viz. "dem eyes, b&mdash;t eyes!" and, in demanding the meaning of
+them, he <span class="pagenum"><a id="page102" name="page102"></a>(p. 102)</span> required that we should, also, explain why we stormed
+a place without first besieging it; for, he said, that another officer
+would have relieved him of his charge at daylight, had <i>we</i> not
+<i>relieved</i> him of it sooner.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy had calculated that this outwork would have kept us at bay for
+a fortnight or three weeks; whereas, its capture, the first night,
+enabled us to break ground at once, within breaching distance of the
+walls of the town. They kept up a very heavy fire the whole night on the
+working parties; but, as they aimed at random, we did not suffer much;
+and made such good use of our time that, when daylight enabled them to
+see what we were doing, we had dug ourselves under tolerable cover.</p>
+
+<p>In addition to ours, the first, third, and fourth divisions were
+employed in the siege. Each took the duties for twenty-four hours
+alternately, and returned to their cantonments during the interval.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page103" name="page103"></a>(p. 103)</span> We were relieved by the first division, under Sir Thomas
+Graham, on the morning of the 9th, and marched to our quarters.</p>
+
+<p>Jan. 12th.&mdash;At ten o'clock this morning we resumed the duties of the
+siege. It still continued to be dry frosty weather; and, as we were
+obliged to ford the Agueda, up to the middle, every man carried a pair
+of iced breeches into the trenches with him.</p>
+
+<p>My turn of duty did not arrive until eight in the evening, when I was
+ordered to take thirty men with shovels to dig holes for ourselves, as
+near as possible to the walls, for the delectable amusement of firing at
+the embrasures for the remainder of the night. The enemy threw frequent
+fire-balls among us, to see where we were; but, as we always lay snug
+until their blaze was extinguished, they were not much the wiser, except
+by finding, from having some one popt off from their guns every
+instant, that they had got some neighbours whom they would have been
+glad to get rid of.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page104" name="page104"></a>(p. 104)</span> We were relieved as usual at ten next morning, and returned to
+our cantonments.</p>
+
+<p>January 16th.&mdash;Entered on our third day's duty, and found the breaching
+batteries in full operation, and our approaches close to the walls on
+every side. When we arrived on the ground I was sent to take command of
+the highland company, which we had at that time in the regiment, and
+which was with the left wing, under Colonel Cameron. I found them on
+piquet, between the right of the trenches and the river, half of them
+posted at a mud-cottage, and the other half in a ruined convent, close
+under the walls. It was a very tolerable post when at it; but it is no
+joke travelling by daylight up to within a stone's throw of a wall, on
+which there is a parcel of fellows who have no other amusement but to
+fire at every body they see.</p>
+
+<p>We could not show our noses at any point without being fired at; but, as
+we were merely posted there to protect the right flank of the trenches
+from any sortie, we did not fire at <span class="pagenum"><a id="page105" name="page105"></a>(p. 105)</span> them, and kept as quiet as
+could be, considering the deadly blast that was blowing around us. There
+are few situations in life where something cannot be learnt, and I,
+myself, stand indebted to my twenty-four hours' residence there, for a
+more correct knowledge of martial sounds than in the study of my whole
+life time besides. They must be an unmusical pair of ears that cannot
+inform the wearer whither a cannon or a musket played last, but the
+various <i>notes</i>, emanating from their respective mouths, admit of nice
+distinctions. My party was too small, and too well sheltered to repay
+the enemy for the expense of shells and round shot; but the quantity of
+grape and musketry aimed at our particular heads, made a good concert of
+first and second whistles, while the more sonorous voice of the round
+shot, travelling to our friends on the left, acted as a thorough bass;
+and there was not a shell, that passed over us to the trenches, that did
+not send back a fragment among us as soon as it burst, as if to gratify
+a curiosity that I was far from expressing.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page106" name="page106"></a>(p. 106)</span> We went into the cottage soon after dark, to partake of
+something that had been prepared for dinner; and, when in the middle of
+it, a round shot passed through both walls, immediately over our heads,
+and garnished the soup with a greater quantity of our parent earth than
+was quite palatable.</p>
+
+<p>We were relieved, as usual, by the first division, at ten next morning;
+and, to avoid as much as possible the destructive fire from the walls,
+they sent forward only three or four men at a time, and we sent ours
+away in the same proportions.</p>
+
+<p>Every thing is by comparison in this world, and it is curious to observe
+how men's feelings change with circumstances. In cool blood a man would
+rather go a little out of his way than expose himself to unnecessary
+danger; but we found, this morning, that by crossing the river where we
+then were, and running the gauntlet for a mile, exposed to the fire of
+two pieces of artillery, that we should be saved the distance of two or
+three miles in returning to our quarters. After coming out of such a
+<i>furnace</i> <span class="pagenum"><a id="page107" name="page107"></a>(p. 107)</span> as we had been frying in, the other fire was not
+considered a fire at all, and passed without a moment's hesitation.</p>
+
+
+<h4>STORMING OF CIUDAD RODRIGO.</h4>
+
+<p>January 19th, 1812.&mdash;We moved to the scene of operations, about two
+o'clock this afternoon; and, as it was a day before our regular turn, we
+concluded that we were called there to lend a hand in finishing the job
+we had begun so well; nor were we disappointed, for we found that two
+practicable breaches had been effected, and that the place was to be
+stormed in the evening by the third and light divisions, the former by
+the right breach, and the latter by the left, while some Portuguese
+troops were to attempt an escalade on the opposite sides of the town.</p>
+
+<p>About eight o'clock in the evening our division was accordingly formed
+for the assault, behind a convent, near the left breach, in the
+following order:&mdash;viz.</p>
+
+<div class="order">
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page108" name="page108"></a>(p. 108)</span> 1st. Four companies of our battalion, under Colonel
+ Cameron, to line the crest of the glacis, and fire upon the
+ ramparts.</p>
+
+<p>2d. Some companies of Portuguese, carrying bags filled with hay
+ and straw, for throwing into the ditch, to facilitate the passage
+ of the storming party.</p>
+
+<p>3d. The <i>forlorn hope</i>, consisting of an officer and twenty-five
+ volunteers.</p>
+
+<p>4th. The <i>storming party</i>, consisting of three officers and one
+ hundred volunteers from each regiment, the officers from ours
+ were Captain Mitchell, Mr. Johnstone, and myself, and the whole
+ under the command of Major Napier, of the fifty-second.</p>
+
+<p>5th. The main body of the division, under General Crawford, with
+ one brigade, under Major-General Vandeleur, and the other under
+ Colonel Barnard.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>At a given signal the different columns advanced to the assault; the
+night was tolerably clear, and the enemy evidently expected us; for,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page109" name="page109"></a>(p. 109)</span> as soon as we turned the corner of the convent-wall, the space
+between us and the breach became one blaze of light with their
+fire-balls, which, while they lighted us on to glory, lightened not a
+few of their lives and limbs; for the whole glacis was in consequence
+swept by a well directed fire of grape and musketry, and they are the
+devil's own brooms; but our gallant fellows walked through it, to the
+point of attack, with the most determined steadiness, excepting the
+Portuguese sack-bearers, most of whom lay down behind their bags, to
+wait the result, while the few that were thrown into the ditch looked so
+like dead bodies, that, when I leapt into it, I tried to avoid them.</p>
+
+<p>The advantage of being on a storming party is considered as giving the
+prior claim to be <i>put out of pain</i>, for they receive the first fire,
+which is generally the best, not to mention that they are also expected
+to receive the earliest salutation from the beams of timber,
+hand-grenades, and other missiles, which the garrison are generally
+prepared to transfer from the top <span class="pagenum"><a id="page110" name="page110"></a>(p. 110)</span> of the wall, to the tops of
+the heads of their foremost visitors. But I cannot say that I, myself,
+experienced any such preference, for every ball has a considerable
+distance to travel, and I have generally found them equally ready to
+pick up their man at the end, as at the beginning of their flight;
+luckily, too, the other preparations cannot always be accommodated to
+the moment, so that, on the whole, the <i>odds</i> are pretty <i>even</i>, that,
+all concerned come in for an equal share of whatever happens to be going
+on.</p>
+
+<p>We had some difficulty at first in finding the breach, as we had entered
+the ditch opposite to a ravelin, which we mistook for a bastion. I tried
+first one side of it and then the other, and seeing one corner of it a
+good deal battered, with a ladder placed against it, I concluded that it
+must be the breach, and calling to the soldiers near me, to follow. I
+mounted with the most ferocious intent, carrying a sword in one hand and
+a pistol in the other; but, when I got up, I found nobody to fight with,
+except two of our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page111" name="page111"></a>(p. 111)</span> own men, who were already laid dead across
+the top of the ladder. I saw, in a moment, that I had got into the wrong
+box, and was about to descend again, when I heard a shout from the
+opposite side, that the breach was there; and, moving in that direction,
+I dropped myself from the ravelin, and landed in the ditch, opposite to
+the foot of the breach, where I found the head of the storming party
+just beginning to fight their way into it. The combat was of short
+duration, and, in less than half an hour from the commencement of the
+attack, the place was in our possession.</p>
+
+<p>After carrying the breach, we met with no further opposition, and moved
+round the ramparts to see that they were perfectly clear of the enemy,
+previous to entering the town. I was fortunate enough to take the
+left-hand circuit, by accident, and thereby escaped the fate which befel
+a great portion of those who went to the right, and who were blown up,
+along with some of the third division, by the accidental explosion of a
+magazine.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page112" name="page112"></a>(p. 112)</span> I was highly amused, in moving round the ramparts, to find some
+of the Portuguese troops just commencing their escalade, on the opposite
+side, near the bridge, in ignorance of the place having already fallen.
+Gallantly headed by their officers, they had got some ladders placed
+against the wall, while about two thousand voices from the rear were
+cheering, with all their might, for mutual encouragement; and, like most
+other troops, under similar circumstances, it appeared to me that their
+feet and their tongues went at a more equal pace after we gave them the
+hint. On going a little further, we came opposite to the ravelin, which
+had been my chief annoyance during my last days' piquet. It was still
+crowded by the enemy, who had now thrown down their arms, and
+endeavoured to excite our pity by virtue of their being "Pauvres
+Italianos;" but our men had, somehow, imbibed a horrible antipathy to
+the Italians, and every appeal they made in that name was invariably
+answered with,&mdash;"You're Italians, are you? then, d&mdash;n you, here's a shot
+for <span class="pagenum"><a id="page113" name="page113"></a>(p. 113)</span> you;" and the action instantly followed the word.</p>
+
+<p>A town taken by storm presents a frightful scene of outrage. The
+soldiers no sooner obtain possession of it, than they think themselves
+at liberty to do what they please. It is enough for them that there
+<i>had</i> been an enemy on the ramparts; and, without considering that the
+poor inhabitants may, nevertheless, be friends and allies, they, in the
+first moment of excitement, all share one common fate; and nothing but
+the most extraordinary exertions on the part of the officers can bring
+them back to a sense of their duty.</p>
+
+<p>We continued our course round the ramparts until we met the head of the
+column which had gone by the right, and then descended into the town. At
+the entrance of the first street, a French officer came out of a door
+and claimed my protection, giving me his sword. He told me that there
+was another officer in the same house who was afraid to venture out, and
+entreated that I would go in for him. I, accordingly, followed <span class="pagenum"><a id="page114" name="page114"></a>(p. 114)</span>
+him up to the landing-place of a dark stair, and, while he was calling
+to his friend, by name, to come down, "as there was an English officer
+present who would protect him," a violent screaming broke through a door
+at my elbow. I pushed it open, and found the landlady struggling with an
+English soldier, whom I immediately transferred to the bottom of the
+stair head foremost. The French officer had followed me in at the door,
+and was so astonished at all he saw, that he held up his hands, turned
+up the whites of his eyes, and resolved himself into a state of the most
+eloquent silence. When he did recover the use of his tongue, it was to
+recommend his landlady to my notice, as the most amiable woman in
+existence. She, on her part, professed the most unbounded gratitude, and
+entreated that I would make her house my home forever; but, when I
+called upon her, a few days after, she denied having ever seen me
+before, and stuck to it most religiously.</p>
+
+<p>As the other officer could not be found, I descended into the street
+again with my prisoner; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page115" name="page115"></a>(p. 115)</span> and, finding the current of soldiers
+setting towards the centre of the town, I followed the stream, which
+conducted me into the great square, on one side of which the late
+garrison were drawn up as prisoners, and the rest of it was filled with
+British and Portuguese intermixed, without any order or regularity. I
+had been there but a very short time, when they all commenced firing,
+without any ostensible cause; some fired in at the doors and windows,
+some at the roofs of houses, and others at the clouds; and, at last,
+some heads began to be blown from their shoulders in the general
+hurricane, when the voice of Sir Thomas Picton, with the power of twenty
+trumpets, began to proclaim damnation to every body, while Colonel
+Barnard, Colonel Cameron, and some other active officers, were carrying
+it into effect with a strong hand; for, seizing the broken barrels of
+muskets, which were lying about in great abundance, they belaboured
+every fellow, most unmercifully, about the head who attempted either to
+load or fire, and finally succeeded in reducing them to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page116" name="page116"></a>(p. 116)</span> order.
+In the midst of the scuffle, however, three of the houses in the square
+were set on fire; and the confusion was such that nothing could be done
+to save them; but, by the extraordinary exertions of Colonel Barnard,
+during the whole of the night, the flames were prevented from
+communicating to the adjoining buildings.</p>
+
+<p>We succeeded in getting a great portion of our battalion together by one
+o'clock in the morning, and withdrew with them to the ramparts, where we
+lay by our arms until daylight.</p>
+
+<p>There is nothing in this life half so enviable as the feelings of a
+soldier after a victory. Previous to a battle, there is a certain sort
+of something that pervades the mind which is not easily defined; it is
+neither akin to joy or fear, and, probably, <i>anxiety</i> may be nearer to
+it than any other word in the dictionary: but, when the battle is over,
+and crowned with victory, he finds himself elevated for awhile into the
+regions of absolute bliss! It had ever been the summit of my ambition to
+attain a post at the head of a storming party:&mdash;my wish had now been
+accomplished, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page117" name="page117"></a>(p. 117)</span> and gloriously ended; and I do think that, after
+all was over, and our men laid asleep on the ramparts, that I strutted
+about as important a personage, in my own opinion, as ever trod the face
+of the earth; and, had the ghost of the renowned Jack-the-giant-killer
+itself passed that way at the time, I'll venture to say, that I would
+have given it a kick in the breech without the smallest ceremony. But,
+as the sun began to rise, I began to fall from the heroics; and, when he
+showed his face, I took a look at my own, and found that I was too
+unclean a spirit to worship, for I was covered with mud and dirt, with
+the greater part of my dress torn to rags.</p>
+
+<p>The fifth division, which had not been employed in the siege, marched
+in, and took charge of the town, on the morning of the 20th, and we
+prepared to return to our cantonments. Lord Wellington happened to be
+riding in at the gate at the time that we were marching out, and had the
+curiosity to ask the officer of the leading company, what regiment it
+was, for there was <span class="pagenum"><a id="page118" name="page118"></a>(p. 118)</span> scarcely a vestige of uniform among the
+men, some of whom were dressed in Frenchmen's coats, some in white
+breeches, and huge jack-boots, some with cocked hats and queues; most of
+their swords were fixed on the rifles, and stuck full of hams, tongues,
+and loaves of bread, and not a few were carrying bird-cages! There never
+was a better masked corps!</p>
+
+<p>General Crawford fell on the glacis, at the head of our division, and
+was buried at the foot of the breach which they so gallantly carried.
+His funeral was attended by Lord Wellington, and all the officers of the
+division, by whom he was, ultimately, much liked. He had introduced a
+system of discipline into the light division which made them unrivalled.
+A very rigid exaction of the duties pointed out in his code of
+regulations made him very unpopular at its commencement, and it was not
+until a short time before he was lost to us for ever, that we were
+capable of appreciating his merits, and fully sensible of the
+incalculable advantages we derived from the perfection of his system.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page119" name="page119"></a>(p. 119)</span> Among other things carried from Ciudad Rodrigo, one of our men
+had the misfortune to carry his death in his hands, under the mistaken
+shape of amusement. He thought that it was a cannon-ball, and took it
+for the purpose of playing at the game of nine-holes, but it happened to
+be a live shell. In rolling it along it went over a bed of burning
+ashes, and ignited without his observing it. Just as he had got it
+between his legs, and was in the act of discharging it a second time, it
+exploded, and nearly blew him to pieces.</p>
+
+<p>Several men of our division, who had deserted while we were blockading
+Ciudad Rodrigo, were taken when it fell, and were sentenced to be shot.
+Lord Wellington extended mercy to every one who could procure any thing
+like a good character from his officers; but six of them, who could not,
+were paraded and shot, in front of the division, near the village of
+Ituera. Shooting appears to me to be a cruel kind of execution, for
+twenty balls may pierce a man's body without touching a vital spot. On
+the occasion <span class="pagenum"><a id="page120" name="page120"></a>(p. 120)</span> alluded to, two of the men remained standing
+after the first fire, and the Provost-Marshal was obliged to put an end
+to their sufferings, by placing the muzzle of a piece at each of their
+heads.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page121" name="page121"></a>(p. 121)</span> CHAP. IX.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">March to Estremadura. A Deserter shot. Riding for an Appetite.
+ Effect the Cure of a sick Lady. Siege of Badajos. Trench-Work.
+ Varieties during the Siege. Taste of the Times. Storming of the
+ Town. Its Fall. Officers of a French Battalion. Not shot by
+ Accident. Military Shopkeepers. Lost Legs and cold Hearts.
+ Affecting Anecdote. My Servant. A Consignment to Satan. March
+ again for the North. Sir Sidney Beckwith.</p>
+
+
+<p>We remained about six weeks in cantonments, after the fall of Ciudad
+Rodrigo; and, about the end of February, were again put in motion
+towards Estremadura.</p>
+
+<p>March 7th.&mdash;Arrived near Castello de Vide, and quartered in the
+neighbouring villages. Another deserter, who had also been taken at the
+storming of Ciudad Rodrigo, was here shot, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page122" name="page122"></a>(p. 122)</span> under the sentence
+of a court martial. When he was paraded for that purpose, he protested
+against their right to shoot him, until he first received the arrears of
+pay which was due at the time of his desertion.</p>
+
+<p>March 14th.&mdash;Two of us rode out this afternoon to kill time until dinner
+hour (six); but, when we returned to our quarters, there was not a
+vestige of the regiment remaining, and our appetites were considerably
+whetted, by having an additional distance of fourteen miles to ride, in
+the dark, over roads on which we could not trust our horses out of a
+walk. We joined them, at about eleven at night, in the town of
+Portalegré.</p>
+
+<p>March 16th.&mdash;Quartered in the town of Elvas.</p>
+
+<p>I received a billet on a neat little house, occupied by an old lady and
+her daughter, who were very desirous of evading such an incumbrance.
+For, after resisting my entrance, until successive applications of my
+foot had reduced the door to a condition which would no longer second
+their efforts, the old lady resolved to try me on another <i>tack</i>; and,
+opening the door, and, making a sign <span class="pagenum"><a id="page123" name="page123"></a>(p. 123)</span> for me to make no noise,
+she told me, in a whisper, that her daughter was lying dangerously ill
+of a fever, in the only bed in the house, and that she was, therefore,
+excessively sorry that she could not accommodate me. As this information
+did not at all accord with my notions of consistency, after their having
+suffered the preceding half hour's bombardment, I requested to be shewn
+to the chamber of the invalid, saying that I was a <i>medico</i>, and might
+be of service to her. When she found remonstrance unavailing, she at
+length shewed me into a room up-stairs, where there was a very
+genteel-looking young girl, the very picture of <i>Portuguese</i> health,
+lying with her eyes shut, in full dress, on the top of the bed-clothes,
+where she had hurriedly thrown herself.</p>
+
+<p>Seeing, at once, how matters stood, I walked up to the bed-side, and hit
+her a slap on the thigh with my hand, asking her, at the same time, how
+she felt herself? and never did Prince Hohenloe, himself, perform a
+miracle more cleverly; for she bounced almost as high as the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page124" name="page124"></a>(p. 124)</span>
+ceiling, and flounced about the room, as well and as actively as ever
+she did, with a countenance in which shame, anger, and a great portion
+of natural humour were so amusingly blended, that I was tempted to
+provoke her still further by a salute. Having thus satisfied the mother
+that I had been the means of restoring her daughter to her usual state
+of health, she thought it prudent to put the best face upon it, and,
+therefore, invited me to partake of their family dinner; in the course
+of which I succeeded so well in eating my way into their affections,
+that we parted next morning with mutual regret; they told me that I was
+the <i>best</i> officer they had ever seen, and begged that I would always
+make their house my home; but I was never fated to see them again. We
+marched in the morning for Badajos.</p>
+
+
+<h4>SIEGE OF BADAJOS.</h4>
+
+<p>On the 17th of March, 1812, the <i>third</i>, <i>fourth</i>, and <i>light
+divisions</i>, encamped around Badajos, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page125" name="page125"></a>(p. 125)</span> embracing the whole of
+the inland side of the town on the left bank of the Guadiana, and
+commenced breaking ground before it immediately after dark the same
+night.</p>
+
+<p>The elements, on this occasion, adopted the cause of the besieged; for
+we had scarcely taken up our ground, when a heavy rain commenced, and
+continued, almost without intermission, for a fortnight; in consequence
+thereof, the pontoon-bridge, connecting us with our supplies from Elvas,
+was carried away, by the rapid increase of the river, and the duties of
+the trenches were otherwise rendered extremely harassing. We had a
+smaller force employed than at Rodrigo; and the scale of operations was
+so much greater, that it required every man to be actually in the
+trenches six hours every day, and the same length of time every night,
+which, with the time required to march to and from them, through fields
+more than ankle deep in a stiff mud, left us never more than eight hours
+out of the twenty-four in camp, and we never were dry the whole time.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page126" name="page126"></a>(p. 126)</span> One day's trench-work is as like another as the days
+themselves; and like nothing better than serving an apprenticeship to
+the double calling of grave-digger and game-keeper, for we found ample
+employment both for the spade and the rifle.</p>
+
+<p>The only varieties during the siege were,&mdash;First, The storming of
+<i>Picuvina</i>, a formidable outwork, occupying the centre of our
+operations. It was carried one evening, in the most gallant style, by
+Major-General Sir James Kempt, at the head of the covering parties.
+Secondly, A sortie made by the garrison, which they got the worst of,
+although they succeeded in stealing some of our pickaxes and shovels.
+Thirdly, A <i>circumbendibus</i> described by a few daring French dragoons,
+who succeeded in getting into the rear of our engineers' camp, at that
+time unguarded, and lightened some of the officers of their epaulettes.
+Lastly, Two field-pieces taken by the enemy to the opposite side of the
+river, enfilading one of our parallels, and materially disturbing the
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page127" name="page127"></a>(p. 127)</span> harmony within, as a cannon-shot is no very welcome guest
+among gentlemen who happen to be lodged in a straight ditch, without the
+power of <i>cutting</i> it.</p>
+
+<p>Our batteries were supplied with ammunition, by the Portuguese militia,
+from Elvas, a string of whom used to arrive every day, reaching nearly
+from the one place to the other (twelve miles), each man carrying a
+twenty-four pound shot, and cursing all the way and back again.</p>
+
+<p>The Portuguese artillery, under British officers, was uncommonly good. I
+used to be much amused in looking at a twelve-gun breaching-battery of
+theirs.</p>
+
+<p>They knew the position of all the enemy's guns which could bear upon
+them, and had one man posted to watch them, to give notice of what was
+coming, whether a shot or a shell, who, accordingly, kept calling out,
+"<i>bomba, balla, balla, bomba</i>;" and they ducked their heads until the
+missile past: but, sometimes he would see a general discharge from all
+arms, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page128" name="page128"></a>(p. 128)</span> when he threw himself down, screaming out "<i>Jesus,
+todos, todos!</i>" meaning "every thing."</p>
+
+<p>An officer of ours was sent one morning, before daylight, with ten men,
+to dig holes for themselves, opposite to one of the enemy's guns, which
+had been doing a great deal of mischief the day before, and he had soon
+the satisfaction of knowing the effect of his practice, by seeing them
+stopping up the embrasure with sandbags. After waiting a little, he saw
+them beginning to remove the bags, when he made his men open upon it
+again, and they were instantly replaced without the guns being fired;
+presently he saw the huge cocked hat of a French officer make its
+appearance on the rampart, near to the embrasure; but knowing, by
+experience, that the <i>head</i> was somewhere in the neighbourhood, he
+watched until the flash of a musket, through the long grass, showed the
+position of the owner, and, calling one of his best shots, he desired
+him to take deliberate aim at the spot, and lent his shoulder as a rest,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page129" name="page129"></a>(p. 129)</span> to give it more elevation. Bang went the shot, and it was the
+finishing flash for the Frenchman, for they saw no more of <i>him</i>,
+although his cocked hat maintained its post until dark.</p>
+
+<p>In proportion as the grand crisis approached, the anxiety of the
+soldiers increased; not on account of any doubt or dread as to the
+result, but for fear that the place should be surrendered without
+standing an assault; for, singular as it may appear, although there was
+a certainty of about one man out of every three being knocked down,
+there were, perhaps, not three men, in the three divisions, who would
+not rather have braved all the chances than receive it tamely from the
+hands of the enemy. So great was the rage for passports into eternity,
+in our battalion, on that occasion, that even the officers' servants
+insisted on taking their places in the ranks; and I was obliged to leave
+my baggage in charge of a man who had been wounded some days before.</p>
+
+<p>On the 6th of April, three practicable breaches <span class="pagenum"><a id="page130" name="page130"></a>(p. 130)</span> had been
+effected, and arrangements were made for assaulting the town that night.
+The third division, by escalade, at the castle; a brigade of the fifth
+division, by escalade, at the opposite side of the town; while the
+fourth and light divisions were to storm the breaches. The whole were
+ordered to be formed for the attack at eight o'clock.</p>
+
+
+<h4>STORMING OF BADAJOS,<br>
+
+April 6th, 1812.</h4>
+
+<p>Our division formed for the attack of the left breach in the same order
+as at Ciudad Rodrigo; the command of it had now devolved upon our
+commandant, Colonel Barnard. I was then the acting adjutant of four
+companies, under Colonel Cameron, who were to line the crest of the
+glacis, and to fire at the ramparts and the top of the left breach.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy seemed aware of our intentions. The fire of artillery and
+musketry, which, for <span class="pagenum"><a id="page131" name="page131"></a>(p. 131)</span> three weeks before, had been incessant,
+both from the town and trenches, had now entirely ceased, as if by
+mutual consent, and a deathlike silence, of nearly an hour, preceded the
+awful scene of carnage.</p>
+
+<p>The signal to advance was made about nine o'clock, and our four
+companies led the way. Colonel Cameron and myself had reconnoitred the
+ground so accurately by daylight, that we succeeded in bringing the head
+of our column to the very spot agreed on, opposite to the left breach,
+and then formed line to the left, without a word being spoken, each man
+lying down as he got into line, with the muzzle of his rifle over the
+edge of the ditch, between the pallisades, all ready to open. It was
+tolerably clear above, and we distinctly saw <i>their</i> heads lining the
+ramparts; but there was a sort of haze on the ground which, with the
+colour of our dress, prevented them from seeing us, although only a few
+yards asunder. One of their sentries, however, challenged us twice,
+"<i>qui vive</i>," and, receiving no reply, he fired off his musket, which
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page132" name="page132"></a>(p. 132)</span> was followed by their drums beating to arms; but <i>we</i> still
+remained perfectly quiet, and all was silence again for the space of
+five or ten minutes, when the head of the forlorn hope at length came
+up, and we took advantage of the first fire, while the enemy's heads
+were yet visible.</p>
+
+<p>The scene that ensued furnished as respectable a representation of hell
+itself as fire, and sword, and human sacrifices could make it; for, in
+one instant, every engine of destruction was in full operation.</p>
+
+<p>It is in vain to attempt a description of it. We were entirely excluded
+from the right breach by an inundation which the heavy rains had enabled
+the enemy to form; and the two others were rendered totally
+impracticable by their interior defences.</p>
+
+<p>The five succeeding hours were therefore past in the most gallant and
+hopeless attempts, on the part of individual officers, forming up fifty
+or a hundred men at a time at the foot of the breach, and endeavouring
+to carry it by desperate bravery; and, fatal as it proved to each
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page133" name="page133"></a>(p. 133)</span> gallant band, in succession, yet, fast as one dissolved,
+another was formed. We were informed, about twelve at night, that the
+third division had established themselves in the castle; but, as its
+situation and construction did not permit them to extend their
+operations beyond it at the moment, it did not in the least affect our
+opponents at the breach, whose defence continued as obstinate as ever.</p>
+
+<p>I was near Colonel Barnard after midnight, when he received repeated
+messages, from Lord Wellington, to withdraw from the breach, and to form
+the division for a renewal of the attack at daylight; but, as fresh
+attempts continued to be made, and the troops were still pressing
+forward into the ditch, it went against his gallant soul to order a
+retreat while yet a chance remained; but, after heading repeated
+attempts himself, he saw that it was hopeless, and the order was
+reluctantly given about two o'clock in the morning. We fell back about
+three hundred yards, and re-formed all that remained to us.</p>
+
+<p>Our regiment, alone, had to lament the loss of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page134" name="page134"></a>(p. 134)</span> twenty-two
+officers killed and wounded, ten of whom were killed, or afterwards died
+of their wounds. We had scarcely got our men together when we were
+informed of the success of the fifth division in their escalade, and
+that the enemy were, in consequence, abandoning the breaches, and we
+were immediately ordered forward to take possession of them. On our
+arrival, we found them entirely evacuated, and had not occasion to fire
+another shot; but we found the utmost difficulty, and even danger, in
+getting in in the dark, even without opposition. As soon as we succeeded
+in establishing our battalion inside, we sent piquets into the different
+streets and lanes leading from the breach, and kept the remainder in
+hand until day should throw some light on our situation.</p>
+
+<p>When I was in the act of posting one of the piquets, a man of ours
+brought me a prisoner, telling me that he was the governor; but the
+other immediately said that he had only called himself so, the better to
+ensure his protection; and then added, that he was the colonel of one
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page135" name="page135"></a>(p. 135)</span> of the French regiments, and that all his surviving officers
+were assembled at his quarters, in a street close by, and would
+surrender themselves to any officer who would go with him for that
+purpose. I accordingly took two or three men with me, and, accompanying
+him there, found fifteen or sixteen of them assembled, and all seeming
+very much surprised at the unexpected termination of the siege. They
+could not comprehend under what circumstances the town had been lost,
+and repeatedly asked me how I had got in; but I did not choose to
+explain further than simply telling them that I had entered at the
+breach, coupling the information with a look which was calculated to
+convey somewhat more than I knew myself; for, in truth, when I began to
+recollect that a few minutes before had seen me retiring from the
+breach, under a fanciful overload of degradation, I thought that I had
+now as good a right as any man to be astonished at finding myself
+<i>lording</i> it over the officers of a French battalion; nor was I much
+wiser than they were, as to the manner of its accomplishment. <span class="pagenum"><a id="page136" name="page136"></a>(p. 136)</span>
+They were all very much dejected, excepting their major, who was a big
+jolly-looking Dutchman, with medals enough, on his left breast, to have
+furnished the window of a tolerable toy-shop. His accomplishments were
+after the manner of Captain Dougal Dalgetty; and, while he cracked his
+joke, he was not inattentive to the cracking of the corks from the many
+wine-bottles which his colonel placed on the table successively, along
+with some cold meat, for general refreshment, prior to marching into
+captivity, and which I, though a free man, was not too proud to join
+them in.</p>
+
+<p>When I had allowed their chief a reasonable time to secure what
+valuables he wished, about his person, he told me that he had two horses
+in the stable, which, as he would no longer be permitted to keep, he
+recommended me to take; and, as a horse is the only thing on such
+occasions that an officer can permit himself to consider a legal prize,
+I caused one of them to be saddled, and his handsome black mare thereby
+became my charger during the remainder of the war.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page137" name="page137"></a>(p. 137)</span> In proceeding with my prisoners towards the breach, I took, by
+mistake, a different road to that I came; and, as numbers of Frenchmen
+were lurking about for a safe opportunity of surrendering themselves,
+about a hundred additional ones added themselves to my column, as we
+moved along, <i>jabbering</i> their native dialect so loudly, as nearly to
+occasion a dire catastrophe, as it prevented me from hearing some one
+challenge in my front; but, fortunately, it was repeated, and I
+instantly answered; for Colonel Barnard and Sir Colin Campbell had a
+piquet of our men, drawn across the street, on the point of sending a
+volley into us, thinking that we were a rallied body of the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>The whole of the garrison were marched off, as prisoners, to Elvas,
+about ten o'clock in the morning, and our men were then permitted to
+fall out, to enjoy themselves for the remainder of the day, as a reward
+for having kept together so long as they were wanted. The whole of the
+three divisions were, by this time, loose in the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page138" name="page138"></a>(p. 138)</span> town; and the
+usual frightful scene of plunder commenced, which the officers thought
+it necessary to avoid for the moment, by retiring to the camp.</p>
+
+<p>We went into the town on the morning of the 8th, to endeavour to collect
+our men, but only succeeded in part, as the same extraordinary scene of
+plunder and rioting still continued. Wherever there was any thing to eat
+or drink, the only saleable commodities, the soldiers had turned the
+shopkeepers out of doors, and placed themselves regularly behind the
+counter, selling off the contents of the shop. By and bye, another and a
+stronger party would kick those out in their turn, and there was no end
+to the succession of self-elected shopkeepers, until Lord Wellington
+found that, to restore order, severe measures must be resorted to. On
+the third day, he caused a Portuguese brigade to be marched in, and kept
+standing to their arms, in the great square, where the provost-martial
+erected a gallows, and proceeded to suspend a few of the delinquents,
+which very quickly <span class="pagenum"><a id="page139" name="page139"></a>(p. 139)</span> cleared the town of the remainder, and
+enabled us to give a more satisfactory account of our battalion than we
+had hitherto been able to do.</p>
+
+<p>It is wonderful how such scenes as these will deaden men's finer
+feelings, and with what apathy it enables them to look upon the
+sufferings of their fellow creatures! The third day after the fall of
+the town, I rode, with Colonel Cameron, to take a bathe in the Guadiana,
+and, in passing the verge of the camp of the 5th division, we saw two
+soldiers standing at the door of a small shed, or outhouse, shouting,
+waving their caps, and making signs that they wanted to speak to us. We
+rode up to see what they wanted, and found that the poor fellows had
+each lost a leg. They told us that a surgeon had dressed their wounds on
+the night of the assault, but that they had ever since been without food
+or assistance of any kind, although they, each day, had opportunities of
+soliciting the aid of many of their comrades, from whom they could
+obtain nothing but promises. In short, surrounded by thousands of their
+countrymen <span class="pagenum"><a id="page140" name="page140"></a>(p. 140)</span> within call, and not more than three hundred yards
+from their own regiment, they were unable to interest any one in their
+behalf, and were literally starving.</p>
+
+<p>It is unnecessary to say that we instantly galloped back to the camp and
+had them removed to the hospital.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 7th, when some of our officers were performing the
+last duties to their fallen comrades, one of them had collected the
+bodies of four of our young officers, who had been slain. He was in the
+act of digging a grave for them, when an officer of the guards, arrived
+on the spot, from a distant division of the army, and demanded tidings
+of his brother, who was at that moment lying a naked lifeless corpse,
+under his very eyes. The officer had the presence of mind to see that
+the corpse was not recognized, and, wishing to spare the other's
+feelings, told him that his brother was dangerously wounded, but that he
+would hear more of him by going out to the camp; and thither the other
+immediately bent his <span class="pagenum"><a id="page141" name="page141"></a>(p. 141)</span> steps, with a seeming <i>presentiment</i> of
+the sad intelligence that awaited him.</p>
+
+<p>April 9th.&mdash;As I had not seen my domestic since the storming of the
+town, I concluded that he had been killed; but he turned up this
+morning, with a tremendous gash on his head, and mounted on the top of a
+horse nearly twenty feet high, carrying under his arm one of those glass
+cases which usually stand on the counters of jewellers' shops, filled
+with all manner of trinkets. He looked exactly like the ghost of a horse
+pedler.</p>
+
+<p>April 10th.&mdash;The devil take the man who stole my donkey last night.</p>
+
+<p>April 11th.&mdash;Marched again for the neighbourhood of Ciudad Rodrigo, with
+the long-accustomed sounds of cannon and musketry ringing in my fanciful
+ears as merrily as if the instruments themselves were still playing.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Sidney Beckwith, one of the fathers of the rifles, was, at this
+time, obliged to proceed to England for the recovery of health, and did
+not again return to the Peninsula. In his departure, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page142" name="page142"></a>(p. 142)</span> that army
+lost one of the ablest of its outpost generals. Few officers knew so
+well how to make the most of a small force. His courage, coupled with
+his thorough knowledge of the soldier's character, was of that cool
+intrepid kind, that would, at any time, convert a routed rabble into an
+orderly effective force. A better officer, probably, never led a brigade
+into the field!<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page143" name="page143"></a>(p. 143)</span> CHAP X.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">A Farewell Address to Portalegré. History of a Night in Castello
+ Branco. Regimental Colours lost, with Directions where to find
+ them. Cases in which a Victory is sometimes won by those who lost
+ it. Advance to Salamanca. The City. The British Position on St.
+ Christoval. Affair in Position. Marmont's Change of Position and
+ Retreat. A Case of Bad Luck. Advance to Rueda, and Customs there.
+ Retire to Castrejon. Affairs on the 18th and 19th of July. Battle
+ of Salamanca, and Defeat of the Enemy.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center">April 13th, 1812.&mdash;Quartered at Portalegré.</p>
+
+<p class="smcap">Dear Portalegré!</p>
+
+<p>I cannot quit thee, for the fourth and last time, without a parting
+tribute to the remembrance of thy wild romantic scenery, and to the
+kindness and hospitality of thy worthy citizens! May <span class="pagenum"><a id="page144" name="page144"></a>(p. 144)</span> thy gates
+continue shut to thine enemies as heretofore, and, as heretofore, may
+they ever prove those of happiness to thy friends! Dear nuns of Santa
+Clara! I thank thee for the enjoyment of many an hour of nothingness;
+and thine, Santa Barbara, for many of a more intellectual cast! May the
+voice of thy chapel-organ continue unrivalled but by the voices of thy
+lovely choristers! and may the piano in thy refectory be replaced by a
+better, in which the harmony of strings may supersede the clattering of
+ivories! May the sweets which thou hast lavished on us be showered upon
+thee ten thousand fold! And may those accursed iron bars divide thee as
+effectually from death as they did from us!!!</p>
+
+<p>April 15th.&mdash;Quartered at Castello Branco.</p>
+
+<p>This town had been so often visited by the French and us, alternately,
+that the inhabitants, at length, confounded their friends with their
+foes; and by treating both sides as enemies, they succeeded in making
+them so.</p>
+
+<p>When I went this evening to present my billet <span class="pagenum"><a id="page145" name="page145"></a>(p. 145)</span> on a respectable
+looking house, the door was opened by the lady of it, wearing a most
+gingerly aspect. She told me, with an equivocal sort of look, that she
+had two spare beds in the house, and that either of them were at my
+service; and, by way of illustration, shewed me into a sort of servant's
+room, off the kitchen, half full of apples, onions, potatoes, and
+various kinds of lumber, with a dirty looking bed in one corner; and, on
+my requesting to see the other, she conducted me up to the garret, into
+the very counterpart of the one below, though the room was somewhat
+differently garnished. I told her, that they were certainly two capital
+beds; but, as I was a modest person, and disliked all extremes, that I
+should be quite satisfied with any one on the floor which I had not yet
+seen. This, however, she told me, was impossible, as every one of them
+were required by her own family. While we were descending the stair,
+disputing the point, I caught the handle of the first door that I came
+to, twisted it open, and seeing it a neat little room, with <span class="pagenum"><a id="page146" name="page146"></a>(p. 146)</span>
+nothing but a table and two or three chairs, I told her that it would
+suit me perfectly; and, desiring her to have a good mattress with clean
+linen, laid in one corner of it, by nine o'clock; adding a few hints, to
+satisfy her that I was quite in earnest, I went to dine with my
+messmates.</p>
+
+<p>When I returned to the house, about ten o'clock, I was told that I
+should find a light in the room and my bed ready. I accordingly
+ascended, and found every thing as represented; and, in addition
+thereto, I found another bed lying alongside of mine, containing a huge
+fat friar, with a bald pate, fast asleep, and blowing the most
+tremendous nasal trumpet that I ever heard! As my <i>friend</i> had evidently
+been placed there for my annoyance, I did not think it necessary to use
+much ceremony in getting rid of him; and, catching him by the two ears,
+I raised him up on his legs, while he groaned in a seeming agonized
+doubt, whether the pain was inflicted by a man or a night-mare; and
+before he had time to get himself broad awake, I had chucked <span class="pagenum"><a id="page147" name="page147"></a>(p. 147)</span>
+him and his clothing, bed and bedding, out at the door, which I locked,
+and enjoyed a sound sleep the remainder of the night.</p>
+
+<p>They offered me no further molestation; but, in taking my departure, at
+daylight, next morning, I observed my landlady reconnoitring me from an
+up-stairs window, and thought it prudent not to go too near it.</p>
+
+<p>While we had been employed at Badajos, Marmont had advanced in the
+north, and blockaded Ciudad Rodrigo and Almeida, sending advanced
+parties into the frontier towns of Portugal, to the confusion and
+consternation of the Portuguese militia, who had been stationed for
+their protection; and who, quite satisfied with the <i>report</i> of their
+coming, did not think it necessary to wait the report of their cannon.
+Marshal Beresford, in his paternal address to "<i>Los Valerossos</i>," in
+commemoration of their conduct on this occasion, directed that the
+colours of each regiment should be lodged in the town-halls of their
+respective districts, until they each provided themselves with <i>a pair</i>
+out of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page148" name="page148"></a>(p. 148)</span> ranks of the enemy; but I never heard that any of
+them were redeemed in the manner prescribed.</p>
+
+<p>The French retired upon Salamanca on our approach; and we resumed our
+former quarters without opposition.</p>
+
+<p>Hitherto we had been fighting the description of battle in which John
+Bull glories so much&mdash;gaining a brilliant and useless victory against
+great odds. But we were now about to contend for fame on equal terms;
+and, having tried both, I will say, without partiality, that I would
+rather fight one man than two any day; for I have never been quite
+satisfied that the additional <i>quantum</i> of glory altogether compensated
+for the proportionate loss of substance; a victory of that kind being a
+doubtful and most unsatisfactory one to the performers, with each
+occupying the same ground <i>after</i>, that they did <i>before</i>; and the whole
+merit resting with the side which did not happen to begin it.</p>
+
+<p>We remained about two months in cantonments, to recover the effects of
+the late sieges; and as by that time all the perforated skins and
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page149" name="page149"></a>(p. 149)</span> repairable cracked limbs had been mended, the army was
+assembled in front of Ciudad Rodrigo, to commence what may be termed the
+second campaign of 1812.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy retired from Salamanca on our approach, leaving garrisons in
+three formidable little forts, which they had erected on the most
+commanding points of the city, and which were immediately invested by a
+British division.</p>
+
+<p>Salamanca, as a city, appeared to me to be more ancient than
+respectable; for, excepting an old cathedral and a new square, I saw
+nothing in it worth looking at, always saving and excepting their pretty
+little girls, who (the deuce take them) cost me two nights good sleep.
+For, by way of <i>doing a little dandy</i> in passing through such a
+celebrated city, I disencumbered the under part of my saddle of the
+blanket, and the upper part of the boat-cloak with which it was usually
+adorned; and the penalty which I paid for my gentility was, sleeping the
+next two nights in position two miles in front of the town, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page150" name="page150"></a>(p. 150)</span>
+while these useful appendages were lying on the baggage two miles in
+rear of it.</p>
+
+<p>The heights of St. Christoval, which we occupied as a position to cover
+the siege, were strong, but quite unsheltered, and unfurnished with
+either wood or water. We were indebted for our supplies of the latter to
+the citizens of Salamanca; while stubbles and dry grass were our only
+fuel.</p>
+
+<p>Marmont came down upon us the first night with a thundering cannonade,
+and placed his army <i>en masse</i> on the plain before us, almost within gun
+shot. I was told that, while Lord Wellington was riding along the line,
+under a fire of artillery, and accompanied by a numerous staff, that a
+brace of greyhounds, in pursuit of a hare, passed close to him. He was,
+at the moment, in earnest conversation with General Castanos; but the
+instant he observed them, he gave the view hallo, and went after them at
+full speed, to the utter astonishment of his foreign accompaniments. Nor
+did he stop until he saw <span class="pagenum"><a id="page151" name="page151"></a>(p. 151)</span> the hare killed; when he returned,
+and resumed the commander-in-chief, as if nothing had occurred.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy, next morning, commenced a sharp attack on our advanced post,
+in the village of Moresco; and, as it continued to be fed by both sides,
+there was every appearance of its bringing on a general action; but they
+desisted towards the afternoon, and the village remained divided between
+us.</p>
+
+<p>Marmont, after looking at us for several days, did not think it prudent
+to risk an attack on our present post; and, as the telegraph-rockets
+from the town told him that his garrison was reduced to extremity, he
+crossed the Tormes, on the night of the 26th June, in the hopes of being
+able to relieve them from that side of the river. Our division followed
+his movement, and took post, for the night, at Aldea Lingua. They sent
+forward a strong reconnoitring party at daylight next morning, but they
+were opposed by General Bock's brigade of heavy German dragoons, who
+would not permit them to see more <span class="pagenum"><a id="page152" name="page152"></a>(p. 152)</span> than was necessary; and, as
+the forts fell into our hands the same night, Marmont had no longer an
+object in remaining there, and fell back, behind the Douro, occupying
+the line of Toro and Torodesillas.</p>
+
+<p>By the accidental discharge of a musket, one day last year, the ramrod
+entered the belly, passed through the body, and the end of it stuck in
+the back-bone of one of the soldiers of our division, from whence it was
+actually hammered out with a stone. The poor fellow recovered, and
+joined his regiment, as well as ever he had been, and was, last night,
+unfortunately drowned, while bathing in the Tormes.</p>
+
+<p>When the enemy retired, our division advanced and occupied Rueda, a
+handsome little town, on the left bank of the Douro.</p>
+
+<p>It abounded in excellent wines, and our usual evening dances began there
+to be graced by a superior class of females to what they had hitherto
+been accustomed. I remember that, in passing the house of the sexton,
+one evening, I saw his daughter baking a loaf of bread; and, falling
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page153" name="page153"></a>(p. 153)</span> desperately in love with both her and the loaf, I carried the
+one to the ball and the other to my quarters. A woman was a woman in
+those days; and every officer made it a point of duty to marshal as many
+as he could to the general assembly, no matter whether they were
+countesses or <i>sextonesses</i>; and although we, in consequence, frequently
+incurred the most indelible disgrace among the better orders of our
+indiscriminate collection, some of whom would retire in disgust; yet, as
+a sufficient number generally remained for our evening's amusement, and
+we were only birds of passage, it was a matter of the most perfect
+indifference to us what they thought; we followed the same course
+wherever we went.</p>
+
+<p>The French army having, in the mean time, been largely reinforced; and,
+as they commanded the passage of the Douro, we were in hourly
+expectation of an offensive movement from them. As a precautionary
+measure, one-half of our division bivouacked, every night, in front of
+the town. On the evening of the 16th of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page154" name="page154"></a>(p. 154)</span> July, it was our turn
+to be in quarters, and we were in the full enjoyment of our usual
+evening's amusement, when the bugles sounded to arms.</p>
+
+<p>As we had previously experienced two false alarms in the same quarters,
+we thought it more than probable that this might prove one also; and,
+therefore, prevailed upon the ladies to enjoy themselves, until our
+return, upon the good things which we had provided for their
+refreshment, and out of which I hope they drew enough of consolation for
+our absence, as we have not seen them since.</p>
+
+<p>After forming on our alarm-post, we were moved off, in the dark, we knew
+not whither; but every man following the one before him, with the most
+implicit confidence, until, after marching all night, we found
+ourselves, on the following morning, at daylight, near the village of
+Castrejon, where we bivouacked for the day.</p>
+
+<p>I was sent on piquet on the evening of the 17th, to watch a portion of
+the plain before us; and, soon after sunrise on the following morning, a
+cannonade commenced, behind a hill, to my <span class="pagenum"><a id="page155" name="page155"></a>(p. 155)</span> right; and, though
+the combatants were not visible, it was evident that they were not
+dealing in blank-cartridge, as mine happened to be the pitching-post of
+all the enemy's round shot. While I was attentively watching its
+progress, there arose, all at once, behind the rising ground to my left,
+a yell of the most terrific import; and, convinced that it would give
+instantaneous birth to as hideous a body, it made me look, with an eye
+of lightning, at the ground around me; and, seeing a broad deep ditch
+within a hundred yards, I lost not a moment in placing it between my
+piquet and the extraordinary sound, I had scarcely effected the
+movement, when Lord Wellington, with his staff, and a cloud of French
+and English dragoons and horse artillery intermixed, came over the hill
+at full cry, and all hammering at each others' heads in one confused
+mass, over the very ground I had that instant quitted. It appeared that
+his Lordship had gone there to reconnoitre, covered by two guns and two
+squadrons of cavalry, who, by some accident, were surprised, and charged
+by <span class="pagenum"><a id="page156" name="page156"></a>(p. 156)</span> a superior body of the enemy, and sent tumbling in upon us
+in the manner described. A piquet of the forty-third had formed on our
+right, and we were obliged to remain passive spectators of such an
+extraordinary scene going on within a few yards of us, as we could not
+fire without an equal chance of shooting some of our own side. Lord
+Wellington and his staff, with the two guns, took shelter, for the
+moment, behind us, while the cavalry went sweeping along our front,
+where, I suppose, they picked up some reinforcement, for they returned,
+almost instantly, in the same confused mass; but the French were now the
+flyers; and, I must do them the justice to say, that they got off in a
+manner highly creditable to themselves. I saw one, in particular,
+defending himself against two of ours; and he would have made his escape
+from both, but an officer of our dragoons came down the hill, and took
+him in flank, at full speed, sending man and horse rolling, headlong, on
+the plain.</p>
+
+<p>I was highly interested, all this time, in observing <span class="pagenum"><a id="page157" name="page157"></a>(p. 157)</span> the
+distinguished characters which this unlooked-for <i>turn-up</i> had assembled
+around us. Marshal Beresford and the greater part of the staff remained
+with their swords drawn, and the Duke himself did not look more than
+half-pleased, while he silently despatched some of them with orders.
+General Alten, and his huge German orderly dragoon, with their swords
+drawn, cursed, the whole time, to a very large amount; but, as it was in
+German, I had not the full benefit of it. He had an opposition swearer
+in Captain Jenkinson, of the artillery, who commanded the two guns, and
+whose oaths were chiefly aimed at himself for his folly, as far as I
+could understand, in putting so much confidence in his covering party,
+that he had not thought it necessary to unfix the catch which
+horse-artillerymen, I believe, had to prevent their swords quitting the
+scabbards when they are not wanted, and which, on this occasion,
+prevented their jumping forth when they were so unexpectedly called for.</p>
+
+<p>The straggling enemy had scarcely cleared <span class="pagenum"><a id="page158" name="page158"></a>(p. 158)</span> away from our front,
+when Lord Combermere came, from the right, with a reinforcement of
+cavalry; and our piquet was, at the same moment, ordered to join the
+battalion.</p>
+
+<p>The movements which followed presented the most beautiful military
+spectacle imaginable. The enemy were endeavouring to turn our left; and,
+in making a counteracting movement, the two armies were marching in
+parallel lines, close to each other, on a perfect plain, each ready to
+take advantage of any opening of the other, and exchanging round shot as
+they moved along. Our division brought up the rear of the infantry,
+marching with the order and precision of a field-day, in open column of
+companies, and in perfect readiness to receive the enemy in any shape;
+who, on their part, had a huge cavalry force close at hand, and equally
+ready to pounce upon us. Our movement was supported by a formidable body
+of our own dragoons; and, as we drew near the bank of the small river
+Guerrena, our horse-artillery continued to file in the same line, to
+attract the attention of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page159" name="page159"></a>(p. 159)</span> enemy, while we gradually
+distanced them a little, and crossed the river into a position on the
+high grounds beyond it. The enemy passed the river, on our left, and
+endeavoured to force that part of the position; but the troops who were
+stationed there drove them back, with great loss; and at dark the firing
+ceased.</p>
+
+<p>During the early part of the 19th there appeared to be no movements on
+either side; but, in the afternoon, having fallen asleep in my tent, I
+was awoke by the whistling of a cannon shot; and was just beginning to
+abuse my servant for not having called me sooner, when we were ordered
+to stand to our arms; and, as the enemy were making a movement to our
+right, we made a corresponding one. The cannonade did not cease until
+dark, when we lay down by our arms, the two armies very near to each
+other, and fully expecting a general action on the morrow.</p>
+
+<p>July 20th.&mdash;We stood to our arms an hour before daylight, and Lord
+Wellington held out <span class="pagenum"><a id="page160" name="page160"></a>(p. 160)</span> every inducement for his opponent to
+attack him; but Marmont evaded it, and continued his movement on our
+right, which obliged us to continue ours, towards Salamanca; and we were
+a great part of this day in parallel lines with them, the same as on the
+18th.</p>
+
+<p>July 21st.&mdash;We crossed the Tormes just before dark this evening, about
+two miles above Salamanca, the enemy having passed it higher up. Before
+reaching our ground, we experienced one of the most tremendous
+thunderstorms that I ever witnessed. A sheet of lightning struck the
+head of our column, where I happened to be riding, and deprived me of
+the use of my optics for at least ten minutes. A great many of our
+dragoon horses broke from their piqueting during the storm, and galloped
+past us into the French lines. We lay by our arms on the banks of the
+river, and it continued to rain in torrents the whole of the night.</p>
+
+
+<h4><span class="pagenum"><a id="page161" name="page161"></a>(p. 161)</span> BATTLE OF SALAMANCA.</h4>
+
+<p>July 22d.&mdash;A sharp fire of musketry commenced at day light in the
+morning; but, as it did not immediately concern us, and was nothing
+unusual, we took no notice of it; but busied ourselves in getting our
+arms and our bodies disengaged from the rust and the wet, engendered by
+the storm of the past night.</p>
+
+<p>About ten o'clock, our division was ordered to stand to their arms, and
+then moved into position, with our left resting on the Tormes, and our
+right extending along a ridge of rising ground, thinly interspersed with
+trees, beyond which the other divisions were formed in continuation,
+with the exception of the third, which still remained on the opposite
+bank of the river.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy were to be seen in motion on the opposite ridges, and a
+straggling fire of musketry, with an occasional gun, acted as a sort of
+prelude to the approaching conflict. We heard, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page162" name="page162"></a>(p. 162)</span> about this
+time, that Marmont had just sent to his <i>ci-devant</i> landlord, in
+Salamanca, to desire that he would have the usual dinner ready for
+himself and staff at six o'clock; and so satisfied was "mine host" of
+the infallibility of the French Marshal, that he absolutely set about
+making the necessary preparations.</p>
+
+<p>There assuredly never was an army so anxious as ours was to be brought
+into action on this occasion. They were a magnificent body of well-tried
+soldiers, highly equipped, and in the highest health and spirits, with
+the most devoted confidence in their leader, and an invincible
+confidence in themselves. The retreat of the four preceding days had
+annoyed us beyond measure, for we believed that we were nearly equal to
+the enemy in point of numbers; and the idea of our retiring before an
+equal number of any troops in the world was not to be endured with
+common patience.</p>
+
+<p>We were kept the whole of the forenoon in the most torturing state of
+suspense through contradictory reports. One passing officer telling
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page163" name="page163"></a>(p. 163)</span> us that he had just heard the order given to attack, and the
+next asserting, with equal confidence, that he had just heard the order
+to retreat; and it was not until about two o'clock in the afternoon,
+that affairs began to wear a more decided aspect; and when our own eyes
+and ears at length conveyed the wished-for tidings that a battle was
+inevitable; for we saw the enemy beginning to close upon our right, and
+the cannonade had become general along the whole line. Lord Wellington,
+about the same time, ordered the movement which decided the fate of the
+day&mdash;that of bringing the third division, from beyond the river on our
+left, rapidly to our extreme right, turning the enemy, in their attempt
+to turn us, and commencing the offensive with the whole of his right
+wing. The effect was instantaneous and decisive, for although some
+obstinate and desperate fighting took place in the centre, with various
+success, yet the victory was never for a moment in doubt; and the enemy
+were soon in full retreat, leaving seven thousand prisoners, two eagles,
+and eleven <span class="pagenum"><a id="page164" name="page164"></a>(p. 164)</span> pieces of artillery in our hands. Had we been
+favoured with two hours more daylight, their loss would have been
+incalculable, for they committed a blunder at starting, which they never
+got time to retrieve; and, their retreat was, therefore, commenced in
+such disorder, and with a river in their rear, that nothing but darkness
+could have saved them.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page165" name="page165"></a>(p. 165)</span> CHAP. XI.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Distinguished Characters. A Charge of Dragoons. A Charge against
+ the Nature of Things. Olmeda and the French General, Ferez.
+ Advance towards Madrid. Adventures of my Dinner. The Town of
+ Segovia. El Palacio del Rio Frio. The Escurial. Enter Madrid.
+ Rejoicings. Nearly happy. Change of a Horse. Change of Quarters.
+ A Change confounded. Retire towards Salamanca. Boar-Hunt,
+ Dinner-Hunt, and Bull-Hunt. A Portuguese Funeral conducted by
+ Rifle Undertakers.</p>
+
+
+<p>The third division, under Sir Edward Pakenham, the artillery, and some
+regiments of dragoons, particularly distinguished themselves. But our
+division, very much to our annoyance, came in for a very slender portion
+of this day's glory. We were exposed to a cannonade the whole of the
+afternoon; but, as we were not permitted <span class="pagenum"><a id="page166" name="page166"></a>(p. 166)</span> to advance until very
+late, we had only an opportunity of throwing a few straggling shot at
+the fugitives, before we lost sight of them in the dark; and then
+bivouacked for the night near the village of Huerta, (I think it was
+called).</p>
+
+<p>We started after them at daylight next morning; and, crossing at a ford
+of the Tormes, we found their rear-guard, consisting of three regiments
+of infantry, with some cavalry and artillery, posted on a formidable
+height above the village of Serna. General Bock, with his brigade of
+heavy German dragoons, immediately went at them; and, putting their
+cavalry to flight, he broke through their infantry, and took or
+destroyed the whole of them. This was one of the most gallant charges
+recorded in history. I saw many of these fine fellows lying dead along
+with their horses, on which they were still astride, with the sword
+firmly grasped in the hand, as they had fought the instant before; and
+several of them still wearing a look of fierce defiance, which death
+itself had been unable to quench.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page167" name="page167"></a>(p. 167)</span> We halted for the night at a village near Penaranda. I took
+possession of the church; and finding the floor strewed with the
+paraphernalia of priesthood, I selected some silk gowns, and other
+gorgeous trappings, with which I made a bed for myself in the porch, and
+where, "if all had been gold that glittered," I should have looked a
+jewel indeed; but it is lamentable to think, that, among the
+multifarious blessings we enjoy in this life, we should never be able to
+get a dish of glory and a dish of beef-steak on the same day; in
+consequence of which, the heart, which ought properly to be soaring in
+the clouds, or, at all events, in a castle half way up, is more
+generally to be found grovelling about a hen-roost, in the vain hope,
+that, if it cannot get hold of the hen herself, it may at least hit upon
+an egg; and such, I remember, was the state of my feelings on this
+occasion, in consequence of my having dined the three preceding days on
+the half of my inclinations.</p>
+
+<p>We halted the next night in the handsome little town of Olmeda, which
+had just been <span class="pagenum"><a id="page168" name="page168"></a>(p. 168)</span> evacuated by the enemy. The French General,
+Ferez, died there, in consequence of the wounds which he received at the
+battle of Salamanca, and his remains had, the night before, been
+consigned to the earth, with the highest honours, and a canopy of laurel
+placed over his grave: but the French had no sooner left the town, than
+the inhabitants exhumed the body, cut off the head, and spurned it with
+the greatest indignity. They were in hopes that this line of conduct
+would have proved a passport to our affections, and conducted us to the
+spot, as to a trophy that they were proud of; but we expressed the most
+unfeigned horror and indignation at their proceeding; and, getting some
+soldiers to assist us, we carefully and respectfully replaced his
+remains in the grave. His <i>was</i> a noble head; and even in death, it
+looked the brave, the gallant soldier. Our conduct had such an effect on
+the Spaniards, that they brought back the canopy, of their own accord,
+and promised, solemnly, that the grave should, henceforth, rest
+undisturbed.</p>
+
+<p>July 26th.&mdash;We arrived on the banks of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page169" name="page169"></a>(p. 169)</span> the Douro, within a
+league of Valladolid, where we halted two days; and Lord Wellington,
+detaching a division of infantry and some cavalry to watch the movements
+of the defeated army, proceeded with the remainder of us towards Madrid.</p>
+
+<p>August 1st.&mdash;On approaching near to our bivouac this afternoon, I saw a
+good large farm-house, about a mile off the road; and, getting
+permission from my commandant, I made a cast thereto, in search of
+something for dinner. There were two women belonging to the German
+Legion, smoking their pipes in the kitchen, when I arrived; and, having
+the highest respect for their marauding qualifications, I began to fear
+that nothing was to be had, as they were sitting there so quietly. I
+succeeded, however, in purchasing two pair of chickens; and, neglecting
+the precaution of unscrewing their necks, I grasped a handful of their
+legs, and, mounting my horse, proceeded towards the camp; but I had
+scarcely gone a couple of hundred yards, when they began opening their
+throats and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page170" name="page170"></a>(p. 170)</span> flapping with their wings, which startled my horse
+and sent him off at full speed. I lost the rein on one side, and, in
+attempting to pull him up with the other, I brought his foot into a rut,
+and down he came, sending me head-foremost into a wet ditch! When I got
+on my legs, and shook myself a little, I saw each particular hen
+galloping across the field, screeching with all its might, while the
+horse was off in a different direction; and, casting a rueful look at
+the chickens, I naturally followed him, as the most valuable of the
+collection. Fortunately, a heavy boat-cloak caused the saddle to roll
+under his belly; and finding that he could not make way in consequence,
+he quietly waited for me about a quarter of a mile off. When I had
+remounted, I looked back to the scene of my disaster, and saw my two
+German <i>friends</i> busily employed in catching the chickens. I rode
+towards them, and they were, no doubt, in hopes that I had broken my
+neck, that they might have the sacking of me, also; for, as I
+approached, I observed them concealing the fowls under their <span class="pagenum"><a id="page171" name="page171"></a>(p. 171)</span>
+clothes, while the one took up a position behind the other. After
+reconnoitring them a short time, I rode up and demanded the fowls, when
+the one looked at the other, and, in well-feigned astonishment, asked,
+in <i>Dutch</i>, what I could possibly mean? then gave me to understand that
+they could not comprehend English; but I immediately said, "Come, come!
+none of your gammon; you have got my fowls, here's half a dollar for
+your trouble in catching them, so hand them out." "Oh!" said one of
+them, in English, "it is de fowl you want," and they then produced them.
+After paying them the stipulated sum, I wished them all the compliments
+of the season, and thought myself fortunate in getting off so well; for
+they were each six feet high, and as strong as a horse, and I felt
+convinced that they had often thrashed a better man than myself in the
+course of their military career.</p>
+
+<p>August 7th.&mdash;Halted near the ancient town of Segovia, which bears a
+strong resemblance to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page172" name="page172"></a>(p. 172)</span> the old town of Edinburgh, built on a
+lofty ridge, that terminates in an abrupt summit, on which stands the
+fortified tower, celebrated in the Adventures of Gil Blas. It is a fine
+old town, boasts of a superb Roman aqueduct, and is famous for ladies'
+shoes.</p>
+
+<p>Our bivouac, this evening, was on the banks of El Rio Frio, near to a
+new hunting-palace of the King of Spain. It was a large quadrangular
+building, each side full of empty rooms, with nothing but their youth to
+recommend them.</p>
+
+<p>On the 9th, we crossed the Guadarama mountains, and halted, for the
+night, in the park of the Escurial.</p>
+
+<p>I had, from childhood upwards, considered this palace as the eighth
+wonder of the world, and was, therefore, proportionately disappointed at
+finding it a huge, gloomy, unmeaning pile of building, looking somewhat
+less interesting than the wild craggy mountain opposite, and without
+containing a single room large enough to flog a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page173" name="page173"></a>(p. 173)</span> cat in. The
+only apartment that I saw worth looking at was the one in which their
+<i>dead kings live</i>!</p>
+
+
+<h4>ENTERED MADRID,<br>
+
+August 13th, 1812.</h4>
+
+<p>As we approached the capital, imagination was busy in speculating on the
+probable nature of our reception. The peasantry, with whom we had
+hitherto been chiefly associated, had imbibed a rooted hatred to the
+French, caused by the wanton cruelties experienced at their hands, both
+in their persons and their property; otherwise they were a cheerful,
+hospitable, and orderly people, and, had they been permitted to live in
+peace and quietness, it was a matter of the most perfect indifference to
+them whether Joseph, Ferdinand, or the ghost of Don Quixotte was their
+king. But the citizens of Madrid had been living four years in
+comparative peace, under the dominion of a French government, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page174" name="page174"></a>(p. 174)</span>
+and in the enjoyment of all the gaieties of that luxurious court; to
+which, if I add that we entertained, at that time, some slight jealousy
+regarding the pretensions of the French officers to the favours of the
+fair, I believe the prevailing opinion was that <i>we</i> should be
+considered as the intruders. It was, therefore, a matter of the most
+unexpected exultation, when we entered it, on the afternoon of the 13th
+of August, to find ourselves hailed as liberators, with the most joyous
+acclamations, by surrounding multitudes, who continued their rejoicings
+for three successive days. By day, the riches of each house were
+employed in decorations to its exterior; and, by night, they were
+brilliantly illuminated, during which time all business was suspended,
+and the whole population of the city crowded the streets, emulating each
+other in heaping honours and caresses upon us.</p>
+
+<p>King Joseph had retired on our approach, leaving a garrison in the
+fortified palace of El Retiro; but they surrendered some days
+afterwards, and we remained there for three months, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page175" name="page175"></a>(p. 175)</span> basking in
+the sunshine of beauty, harmony, and peace. I shall ever look back to
+that period as the most pleasing event of my military life.</p>
+
+<p>The only bar to our perfect felicity was the want of money, as,
+independent of long arrears, already due, the military chest continued
+so very poor that it could not afford to give us more than a fortnight's
+pay during these three months; and, as nobody could, would, or should
+give cash for bills, we were obliged to sell silver spoons, watches, and
+every thing of value that we stood possessed of, to purchase the common
+necessaries of life.</p>
+
+<p>My Irish <i>criado</i>, who used to take uncommon liberties with my property,
+having been two or three days in the rear, with the baggage, at the time
+of the battle of Salamanca, took upon himself to exchange my
+baggage-horse for another; and his apology for so doing was, that the
+one he had got was twice as big as the one he gave! The additional size,
+however, so far from being an advantage, proved quite the reverse;
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page176" name="page176"></a>(p. 176)</span> for I found that he could eat as much as he could carry, and,
+as he was obliged to carry all that he had to eat, I was forced to put
+him on half allowance, to make room for my baggage; in consequence of
+which, every bone in his body soon became so <i>pointed</i> that I could
+easily have hung my hat on any part of his hind quarters. I therefore
+took advantage of our present repose to let him have the benefit of a
+full allowance, that enabled me to effect an exchange between him and a
+mule, getting five dollars to the bargain, which made me one of the
+happiest and, I believe, also, one of the richest men in the army. I
+expended the first dollar next day, in getting admission to a bullfight,
+in their national amphitheatre, where the first thing that met my
+astonished eyes was a mad bull giving the finishing <i>prode</i> to my
+unfortunate big horse.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington, with some divisions of the army, proceeded, about the
+beginning of September, to undertake the siege of Burgos, leaving those
+at Madrid, under the orders of Sir Rowland <span class="pagenum"><a id="page177" name="page177"></a>(p. 177)</span> Hill, so that,
+towards the end of October, our delightful sojourn there drew
+perceptibly to a close, for it was known that King Joseph, with the
+forces under Soult and Jourdan, now united, were moving upon Aranjuez,
+and that all, excepting our own division, were already in motion, to
+dispute the passage of the Tagus, and to cover the capital. About four
+o'clock on the morning of the 23d of October, we received orders to be
+on our alarm-posts at six, and, as soon as we had formed, we were
+marched to the city of Alcala.</p>
+
+<p>October 27th.&mdash;We were all this day marching to Arganda, and all night
+marching back again. If any one thing is more particularly damned than
+another it is a march of this kind.</p>
+
+<p>October 30th&mdash;An order arrived, from Lord Wellington, for our corps of
+the army to fall back upon Salamanca; we, therefore, returned to Madrid,
+and, after halting outside the gates until we were joined by Skerret's
+division, from Cadiz, we bade a last sorrowful adieu to our friends in
+the city, and commenced our retreat.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page178" name="page178"></a>(p. 178)</span> October 31st.&mdash;Halted for the night in the park of the
+Escurial. It is amusing, on a division's first taking up its ground, to
+see the numbers of hares that are, every instant, starting up among the
+men, and the scrambling and shouting of the soldiers for the prize. This
+day, when the usual shout was given, every man ran, with his cap in his
+hand, to endeavour to capture poor <i>puss</i>, as he imagined, but which
+turned out to be two wild boars, who contrived to make room for
+themselves so long as there was nothing but men's caps to contend with;
+but they very soon had as many bayonets as bristles in their backs. We
+re-crossed the Guadarama mountains next morning.</p>
+
+<p>November 2d.&mdash;Halted, this night, in front of a small town, the name of
+which I do not recollect. It was beginning to get dark by the time I had
+posted our guards and piquets, when I rode into it, to endeavour to find
+my messmates, who, I knew, had got a dinner waiting for me somewhere.</p>
+
+<p>I entered a large square, or market-place, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page179" name="page179"></a>(p. 179)</span> and found it
+crowded with soldiers of all nations, most of them three-parts drunk,
+and in the midst of whom a mad bull was performing the most
+extraordinary feats, quite unnoticed, excepting by those who had the
+misfortune to attract his attention. The first intimation that I had of
+him was his charging past me, and making a thrust at our quarter-master,
+carrying off a portion of his regimental trousers. He next got a fair
+toss at a Portuguese soldier, and sent him spinning three or four turns
+up in the air. I was highly amused in observing the fellow's
+astonishment when he alighted, to see that he had not the remotest idea
+to what accident he was indebted for such an evolution, although he
+seemed fully prepared to quarrel with any one who chose to acknowledge
+any participation in the deed; but the cause of it was, all the time,
+finding fresh customers, and, making the grand tour of the square with
+such velocity, I began to fear that I should soon be on his list also,
+if I did not take shelter in the nearest house, a measure no sooner
+thought <span class="pagenum"><a id="page180" name="page180"></a>(p. 180)</span> of than executed. I, therefore, opened a door, and
+drove my horse in before me; but there instantly arose such an uproar
+within, that I began to wish myself once more on the outside on any
+terms, for it happened to be occupied by English, Portuguese, and German
+bullock-drivers, who had been seated round a table, scrambling for a
+dinner, when my horse upset the table, lights, and every thing on it.
+The only thing that I could make out amid their confused curses was,
+that they had come to the determination of putting the cause of the row
+to death; but, as I begged to differ with them on that point, I took the
+liberty of knocking one or two of them down, and finally succeeded in
+extricating my horse, with whom I retraced my way to the camp, weary,
+angry, and hungry. On my arrival there, I found an orderly waiting to
+show me the way to dinner, which once more restored me to good humour
+with myself and all the world; while the adventure afforded my
+companions a hearty laugh, at my expense.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page181" name="page181"></a>(p. 181)</span> November 6th.&mdash;In the course of this day's march, while our
+battalion formed the rear-guard, at a considerable distance in the rear
+of the column, we found a Portuguese soldier, who had been left by his
+regiment, lying in the middle of the road, apparently dead; but, on
+examining him more closely, we had reason to think that he was merely in
+a state of stupor, arising from fatigue and the heat of the weather,&mdash;an
+opinion which caused us no little uneasiness. Although we did not think
+it quite fair to bury a living man, yet we had no means whatever of
+carrying him off; and to leave him where he was, would, in all
+probability, have cost us a number of better lives than his had ever
+been, for the French, who were then in sight, had hitherto been
+following us at a very respectable distance; and, had they found that we
+were retiring in such a hurry as to leave our half-dead people on the
+road, they would not have been Frenchmen if they did not give us an
+extra push, to help us along. Under all the circumstances of the case,
+therefore, although our doctor was <span class="pagenum"><a id="page182" name="page182"></a>(p. 182)</span> of opinion that, with time
+and attention, he might recover, and not having either the one or the
+other to spare, the remainder of us, who had voted ourselves into a sort
+of board of survey, thought it most prudent to find him dead; and,
+carrying him a little off the road to the edge of a ravine, we scraped a
+hole in the sand with our swords, and placed him in it. We covered him
+but very lightly, and left his head and arms at perfect liberty; so
+that, although he might be said to have had both feet in the grave, yet
+he might still have scrambled out of it, if he could.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page183" name="page183"></a>(p. 183)</span> CHAP. XII.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Reach Salamanca. Retreat from it. Pig Hunting, an Enemy to
+ Sleep-Hunting. Putting one's Foot in it. Affair on the 17th of
+ November. Bad Legs sometimes last longer than good ones. A Wet
+ Birth. Prospectus of a Day's Work. A lost <i>déjûné</i> better than a
+ found one. Advantages not taken. A disagreeable Amusement. End of
+ the Campaign of 1812. Winter Quarters. Orders and Disorders
+ treated. Farewell Opinion of Ancient Allies. My House.</p>
+
+
+<p>November 7th.&mdash;Halted this night at Alba de Tormes, and next day marched
+into quarters in Salamanca, where we rejoined Lord Wellington with the
+army from Burgos.</p>
+
+<p>On the 14th, the British army concentrated on the field of their former
+glory, in consequence of a part of the French army having effected
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page184" name="page184"></a>(p. 184)</span> the passage of the river, above Alba de Tormes. On the 15th,
+the whole of the enemy's force having passed the river, a cannonade
+commenced early in the day; and it was the general belief that, ere
+night, a second battle of Salamanca would be recorded. But, as all the
+French armies in Spain were now united in our front, and out-numbered us
+so far, Lord Wellington, seeing no decided advantage to be gained by
+risking a battle, at length ordered a retreat, which we commenced about
+three in the afternoon. Our division halted for the night at the
+entrance of a forest about four miles from Salamanca.</p>
+
+<p>The heavy rains which usually precede the Spanish winter had set in the
+day before; and, as the roads in that part of the country cease to be
+roads for the remainder of the season, we were now walking nearly knee
+deep, in a stiff mud, into which no man could thrust his foot, with the
+certainty of having a shoe at the end of it when he pulled it out again;
+and, that we might not be miserable by halves, we had, this evening,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page185" name="page185"></a>(p. 185)</span> to regale our chops with the last morsel of biscuit that they
+were destined to grind during the retreat.</p>
+
+<p>We cut some boughs of trees to keep us out of the mud, and lay down to
+sleep on them, wet to the skin; but the cannonade of the afternoon had
+been succeeded, after dark, by a continued firing of musketry, which led
+us to believe that our piquets were attacked, and, in momentary
+expectation of an order to stand to our arms, we kept ourselves awake
+the whole night, and were not a little provoked when we found, next
+morning, that it had been occasioned by numerous stragglers from the
+different regiments, shooting at the pigs belonging to the peasantry
+which were grazing in the wood.</p>
+
+<p>November 16th.&mdash;Retiring from daylight until dark through the same
+description of roads. The French dragoons kept close behind, but did not
+attempt to molest us. It still continued to rain hard, and we again
+passed the night in a wood. I was very industriously employed, during
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page186" name="page186"></a>(p. 186)</span> the early part of it, feeling, in the dark, for acorns, as a
+substitute for bread.</p>
+
+<p>November 17th.&mdash;At daylight this morning the enemy's cavalry advanced in
+force; but they were kept in check by the skirmishers of the 14th light
+dragoons, until the road became open, when we continued our retreat. Our
+brigade-major was at this time obliged to go to the rear, sick, and I
+was appointed to act for him.</p>
+
+<p>We were much surprised, in the course of the forenoon, to hear a sharp
+firing commence behind us, on the very road by which we were retiring;
+and it was not until we reached the spot that we learnt that the troops
+who were retreating, by a road parallel to ours, had left it too soon,
+and enabled some French dragoons, under cover of the forest, to advance
+unperceived to the flank of our line of march, who, seeing an interval
+between two divisions of infantry, which was filled with light baggage
+and some passing officers, dashed at it, and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page187" name="page187"></a>(p. 187)</span> made some
+prisoners in the scramble of the moment, amongst whom was
+Lieutenant-General Sir Edward Paget.</p>
+
+<p>Our division formed on the heights above Samunoz to cover the passage of
+the rivulet, which was so swollen with the heavy rains, as only to be
+passable at particular fords. While we waited there for the passage of
+the rest of the army, the enemy, under cover of the forest, was, at the
+same time, assembling in force close around us; and the moment that we
+began to descend the hill, towards the rivulet, we were assailed by a
+heavy fire of cannon and musketry, while their powerful cavalry were in
+readiness to take advantage of any confusion which might have occurred.
+We effected the passage, however, in excellent order, and formed on the
+opposite bank of the stream, where we continued under a cannonade and
+engaged in a sharp skirmish until dark.</p>
+
+<p>Our loss on this occasion was considerable, but it would have been much
+greater, had not the enemy's shells buried themselves so deep in
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page188" name="page188"></a>(p. 188)</span> the soft ground, that their explosions did little injury. It
+appeared singular to us, who were not medical men, that an officer and
+several of our division, who were badly wounded on this occasion, in the
+leg, and who were sent to the rear on gun-carriages, should have died of
+a mortification in the limb which was <i>not</i> wounded.</p>
+
+<p>When the firing ceased, we received the usual order "to make ourselves
+comfortable for the night," and I never remember an instance in which we
+had so much difficulty in obeying it; for the ground we occupied was a
+perfect flat, which was flooded more than ankle deep with water,
+excepting here and there, where the higher ground around the roots of
+trees, presented circles of a few feet of visible earth, upon which we
+grouped ourselves. Some few fires were kindled, at which we roasted some
+bits of raw beef on the points of our swords, and eat them by way of a
+dinner. There was plenty of water to apologize for the want of better
+fluids, but bread sent no apology at all.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page189" name="page189"></a>(p. 189)</span> Some divisions of the army had commenced retiring as soon as it
+was dark, and the whole had been ordered to move, so that the roads
+might be clear for us before daylight. I was sent twice in the course of
+the night to see what progress they had made; but such was the state of
+the roads, that even within an hour of daylight, two divisions, besides
+our own, were still unmoved, which would consequently delay us so long,
+that we looked forward to a severe harassing day's fighting; a kind of
+fighting, too, that is the least palatable of any, where much might be
+lost, and nothing was to be gained. With such prospects before us, it
+made my very heart rejoice to see my brigadier's servant commence
+boiling some chocolate and frying a beef-steak. I watched its progress
+with a keenness which intense hunger alone could inspire, and was on the
+very point of having my desires consummated, when the general, getting
+uneasy at not having received any communication relative to the
+movements of the morning, and, without considering how feelingly my
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page190" name="page190"></a>(p. 190)</span> stomach yearned for a better acquaintance with the contents of
+his frying-pan, desired me to ride to General Alten for orders. I found
+the general at a neighbouring tree; but he cut off all hopes of my
+timely return, by desiring me to remain with him until he received the
+report of an officer whom he had sent to ascertain the progress of the
+other divisions.</p>
+
+<p>While I was toasting myself at his fire, so sharply set that I could
+have eaten one of my boots, I observed his German orderly dragoon, at an
+adjoining fire, stirring up the contents of a camp-kettle, that once
+more revived my departing hopes, and I presently had the satisfaction of
+seeing him dipping in some basins, presenting one to the general, one to
+the aide-de-camp, and a third to myself. The mess which it contained I
+found, after swallowing the whole at a draught, was neither more nor
+less than the produce of a piece of beef boiled in plain water; and,
+though it would have been enough to have physicked a dromedary at any
+other time, yet, as I could then have made a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page191" name="page191"></a>(p. 191)</span> good hole in the
+dromedary himself, it sufficiently satisfied my cravings to make me
+equal to any thing for the remainder of the day.</p>
+
+<p>We were soon after ordered to stand to our arms, and, as day lit up, a
+thick haze hung on the opposite hills, which prevented our seeing the
+enemy; and, as they did not attempt to feel for us, we, contrary to our
+expectations, commenced our retreat unmolested; nor could we quite
+believe our good fortune when, towards the afternoon, we had passed
+several places where they could have assailed us, in flank, with great
+advantage, and caused us a severe loss, almost in spite of fate; but it
+afterwards appeared that they were quite knocked up with their exertions
+in overtaking us the day before, and were unable to follow further. We
+halted on a swampy height, behind St. Espiritu, and experienced another
+night of starvation and rain.</p>
+
+<p>I now felt considerably more for my horse than myself, as he had been
+three days and nights without a morsel of any kind to eat. Our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page192" name="page192"></a>(p. 192)</span>
+baggage-animals, too, we knew were equally ill off, and, as they always
+preceded us a day's march, it was highly amusing, whenever we found a
+dead horse, or a mule, lying on the road-side, to see the anxiety with
+which every officer went up to reconnoitre him, each fearing that he
+should have the misfortune to recognize it as his own.</p>
+
+<p>On the 19th of November we arrived at the convent of Caridad, near
+Ciudad Rodrigo, and once more experienced the comforts of our baggage
+and provisions. My boots had not been off since the 13th, and I found it
+necessary to cut them to pieces, to get my swollen feet out of them.</p>
+
+<p>This retreat terminated the campaign of 1812. After a few days' delay,
+and some requisite changes about the neighbourhood, while all the world
+were getting shook into their places, our battalion finally took
+possession of the village of Alameida for the winter, where, after
+forming a regimental mess, we detached an officer to Lamego, and secured
+to ourselves a bountiful <span class="pagenum"><a id="page193" name="page193"></a>(p. 193)</span> supply of the best juice of the grape
+which the neighbouring banks of the Douro afforded. The quarter we now
+occupied was naturally pretty much upon a par with those of the last two
+winters, but it had the usual advantages attending the march of
+intellect. The officers of the division united in fitting up an empty
+chapel, in the village of Galegos, as an amateur theatre, for which, by
+the by, we were all regularly cursed, from the altar, by the bishop of
+Rodrigo. Lord Wellington kept a pack of foxhounds, and the Hon. Captain
+Stewart, of ours, a pack of harriers, so that these, in addition to our
+old <i>Bolero</i> meetings, enabled us to pass a very tolerable winter.</p>
+
+<p>The neighbouring plains abounded with hares; it was one of the most
+beautiful coursing countries, perhaps, in the world; and there was,
+also, some shooting to be had at the numerous vultures preying on the
+dead carcasses which strewed the road-side on the line of our last
+retreat.</p>
+
+<p>Up to this period Lord Wellington had been adored by the army, in
+consideration of his <span class="pagenum"><a id="page194" name="page194"></a>(p. 194)</span> brilliant achievements, and for his noble
+and manly bearing in all things; but, in consequence of some disgraceful
+irregularities which took place during the retreat, he immediately after
+issued an order, conveying a sweeping censure on the whole army. His
+general conduct was too upright for even the finger of malice itself to
+point at; but as his censure, on this occasion, was not strictly
+confined to the guilty, it afforded a handle to disappointed persons,
+and excited a feeling against him, on the part of individuals, which has
+probably never since been obliterated.</p>
+
+<p>It began by telling us that we had suffered no privations; and, though
+this was hard to be digested on an empty stomach, yet, taking it in its
+more liberal meaning, that our privations were not of an extent to
+justify any irregularities, which I readily admit; still, as many
+regiments were not guilty of any irregularities, it is not to be
+wondered if such should have felt, at first, a little sulky to find, in
+the general reproof, that no loop-hole whatever had been left for them
+to creep through; for, I <span class="pagenum"><a id="page195" name="page195"></a>(p. 195)</span> believe I am justified in saying that
+neither our own, nor the two gallant corps associated with us, had a
+single man absent that we could not satisfactorily account for. But it
+touched us still more tenderly in not excepting us from his general
+charge of inexpertness in camp arrangements; for, it was <i>our belief</i>,
+and in which we were in some measure borne out by circumstances, that,
+had he placed us, at the same moment, in the same field, with an equal
+number of the best troops in France, that he would not only have seen
+our fires as quickly lit, but every Frenchman roasting on them to the
+bargain, if they waited long enough to be <i>dressed</i>; for there, perhaps,
+never was, nor ever again will be, such a war-brigade as that which was
+composed of the forty-third, fifty-second, and the rifles.</p>
+
+<p>That not only censure, but condign punishment was merited, in many
+instances, is certain; and, had his lordship dismissed some officers
+from the service, and caused some of the disorderly soldiers to be shot,
+it would not only have been an act of justice, but, probably, a
+necessary <span class="pagenum"><a id="page196" name="page196"></a>(p. 196)</span> example. Had he hanged every commissary, too, who
+failed to issue the regular rations to the troops dependent on him,
+unless they proved that they were starved themselves, it would only have
+been a just sacrifice to the offended stomachs of many thousands of
+gallant fellows.</p>
+
+<p>In our brigade, I can safely say, that the order in question excited
+"more of sorrow than of anger;" we thought that, had it been
+<i>particular</i>, it would have been just; but, as it was <i>general</i>, that it
+was inconsiderate; and we, therefore, regretted that he who had been,
+and still was, the god of our idolatry, should thereby have laid himself
+open to the attacks of the ill-natured.</p>
+
+<p>Alameida is a Spanish village, situated within a stone's throw of the
+boundary-line of the sister-kingdom; and, as the head-quarters of the
+army, as well as the nearest towns, from whence we drew our supplies,
+lay in Portugal, our connexions, while we remained there, were chiefly
+with the latter kingdom; and, having passed the three last winters on
+their frontier, we, in the month of May, 1813, prepared to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page197" name="page197"></a>(p. 197)</span> bid
+it a final adieu, with very little regret. The people were kind and
+hospitable, and not destitute of intelligence; but, somehow, they
+appeared to be the creatures of a former age, and showed an indolence
+and want of enterprise which marked them born for slaves; and, although
+the two cacadore regiments attached to our division were, at all times,
+in the highest order, and conducted themselves gallantly in the field,
+yet, I am of opinion that, as a nation, they owe their character for
+bravery almost entirely to the activity and gallantry of the British
+officers who organized and led them. The veriest cowards in existence
+must have shown the same front under such discipline. I did not see
+enough of their gentry to enable me to form an opinion about them; but
+the middling and lower orders are extremely filthy both in their persons
+and in their houses, and they have all an intolerable itch for gambling.
+The soldiers, though fainting with fatigue on the line of march,
+invariably group themselves in card-parties whenever they are allowed a
+few minutes' <span class="pagenum"><a id="page198" name="page198"></a>(p. 198)</span> halt; and a non-commissioned officer, with
+half-a-dozen men on any duty of fatigue, are very generally to be seen
+as follows, viz. one man as a sentry, to watch the approach of the
+superintending officer, one man at work, and the non-commissioned
+officer, with the other four, at cards.</p>
+
+<p>The cottages in Alameida, and, indeed, in all the Spanish villages,
+generally contain two mud-floored apartments: the outer one, though more
+cleanly than the Irish, is, nevertheless, fashioned after the same
+manner, and is common alike to the pigs and the people; while the inner
+looks more like the gun-room of a ship-of-war, having a
+sitting-apartment in the centre, with small sleeping-cabins branching
+from it, each illuminated by a port-hole, about a foot square. We did
+not see daylight "through a glass darkly," as on London's Ludgate-hill,
+for there the air circulated freely, and mild it came, and pure, and
+fragrant, as if it had just stolen over a bed of roses. If a man did not
+like <i>that</i>, he had only to shut his port, and remain in darkness,
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page199" name="page199"></a>(p. 199)</span> inhaling his own preferred sweetness! The outside of my
+sleeping-cabin was interwoven with ivy and honeysuckle, and, among the
+branches, a nightingale had established itself, and sung sweetly, night
+after night, during the whole of the winter. I could not part from such
+a pleasing companion, and from a bed in which I had enjoyed so many
+tranquil slumbers, without a sigh, though I was ungrateful enough to
+accompany it with a fervent wish that I might never see them again; for
+I looked upon the period that I had spent there as so much time lost.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page200" name="page200"></a>(p. 200)</span> CHAP. XIII.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">A Review. Assembly of the Army. March to Salamanca. To Aldea
+ Nueva. To Toro. An Affair of the Hussar Brigade. To Palencia. To
+ the Neighbourhood of Burgos. To the Banks of the Ebro. Fruitful
+ sleeping place. To Medina. A Dance before it was due. Smell the
+ Foe. Affair at St. Milan. A Physical River.</p>
+
+
+<p>May, 1813.&mdash;In the early part of this month our division was reviewed by
+Lord Wellington, preparatory to the commencement of another campaign;
+and I certainly never saw a body of troops in a more highly-efficient
+state. It did one's very heart good to look at our battalion that day,
+seeing each company standing a hundred strong, and the intelligence of
+several campaigns stamped on each daring, bronzed countenance, which
+looked you boldly in the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page201" name="page201"></a>(p. 201)</span> face, in the fullness of vigour and
+confidence, as if it cared neither for man nor devil.</p>
+
+<p>On the 21st of May, our division broke up from winter-quarters, and
+assembled in front of Ciudad Rodrigo, with all excepting the left wing
+of the army, which, under Sir Thomas Graham, had already passed the
+Douro, and was ascending its right bank.</p>
+
+<p>An army which has seen some campaigns in the field, affords a great deal
+of amusement in its assembling after winter-quarters. There is not only
+the greeting of long-parted friends and acquaintances in the same walks
+of life, but, among the different divisions which the nature of the
+service generally threw a good deal together, there was not so much as a
+mule or a donkey that was not known to each individual, and its absence
+noticed; nor a scamp of a boy, or a common Portuguese trull, who was not
+as particularly inquired after, as if the fate of the campaign depended
+on their presence.</p>
+
+<p>On the 22d, we advanced towards Salamanca, and, the next day, halted at
+Samunoz, on our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page202" name="page202"></a>(p. 202)</span> late field of action. With what different
+feelings did we now view the same spot! In our last visit, winter was on
+the face of the land, as well as on our minds; we were worn out with
+fatigue, mortification, and starvation; now, all was summer and
+sunshine. The dismal swamps had now become verdant meadows; we had
+plenty in the camp, vigour in our limbs, and hope in our bosoms.</p>
+
+<p>We were, this day, joined by the household brigade of cavalry from
+England; and, as there was a report in the morning that the enemy were
+in the neighbourhood, some of the life-guards concluded that every thing
+in front of their camp must be a part of them, and they, accordingly,
+apprehended some of the light dragoon horses, which happened to be
+grazing near. One of their officers came to dine with me that day, and
+he was in the act of reporting their capture, when my orderly-book was
+brought at the moment, containing an offer of reward for the detection
+of the thieves!</p>
+
+<p>On the 27th, we encamped on the banks of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page203" name="page203"></a>(p. 203)</span> the Tormes, at a
+ford, about a league below Salamanca. A body of the enemy, who had
+occupied the city, suffered severely before they got away, in a brush
+with some part of Sir Rowland Hill's corps; chiefly, I believe, from
+some of his artillery.</p>
+
+<p>On the 28th, we crossed the river, and marched near to Aldea Nueva,
+where we remained stationary for some days, under Sir Rowland Hill; Lord
+Wellington having proceeded from Salamanca to join the left wing of the
+army, beyond the Douro.</p>
+
+<p>On the 2d of June, we were again put in motion; and, after a very long
+march, encamped near the Douro, opposite the town of Toro.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington had arrived there the day before, without being opposed
+by the enemy; but there had been an affair of cavalry, a short distance
+beyond the town, in which the hussar brigade particularly distinguished
+themselves, and took about three hundred prisoners.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 3d, we crossed the river; and, marching through
+the town of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page204" name="page204"></a>(p. 204)</span> Toro, encamped about half a league beyond it. The
+enemy had put the castle in a state of repair, and constructed a number
+of other works to defend the passage of the river; but the masterly eye
+of our chief, having seen his way round the town, spared them the
+trouble of occupying the works; yet, loth to think that so much labour
+should be altogether lost, he garrisoned their castle with the three
+hundred taken by the hussar brigade, for which it made a very good jail.</p>
+
+<p>On the 4th, we were again in motion, and had a long, warm, fatiguing
+march; as, also, on the 5th and 6th. On the 7th, we encamped outside of
+Palencia, a large rickety looking old town; with the front of every
+house supported by pillars, like so many worn out old bachelors on
+crutches.</p>
+
+<p>The French did not interfere with our accommodation in the slightest,
+but made it a point to leave every place an hour or two before we came
+to it; so that we quietly continued our daily course, following nearly
+the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page205" name="page205"></a>(p. 205)</span> line of the Canal de Castile, through a country luxuriant
+in corn-fields and vineyards, until the 12th, when we arrived within two
+or three leagues of Burgos, (on its left,) and where we found a body of
+the enemy in position, whom we immediately proceeded to attack; but they
+evaporated on our approach, and fell back upon Burgos. We encamped for
+the night on the banks of a river, a short distance to the rear. Next
+morning, at daylight, an explosion shook the ground like an earthquake,
+and made every man jump upon his legs; and it was not until some hours
+after, when Lord Wellington returned from reconnoitring, that we learnt
+that the castle of Burgos had been just blown up, and the town evacuated
+by the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>We continued our march on the 13th, through a very rich country.</p>
+
+<p>On the 14th, we had a long harassing day's march, through a rugged
+mountainous country, which afforded only an occasional glimpse of
+fertility, in some pretty little valleys with which it was intersected.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page206" name="page206"></a>(p. 206)</span> We started at daylight on the 15th, through a dreary region of
+solid rock, bearing an abundant crop of loose stones, without a particle
+of soil or vegetation visible to the naked eye in any direction. After
+leaving nearly twenty miles of this horrible wilderness behind us, our
+weary minds clogged with an imaginary view of nearly as much more of it
+in our front, we found ourselves, all at once, looking down upon the
+valley of the Ebro, near the village of Arenas, one of the richest,
+loveliest, and most romantic spots that I ever beheld. The influence of
+such a scene on the mind can scarcely be believed. Five minutes before
+we were all as <i>lively</i> as stones. In a moment we were all fruits and
+flowers; and many a pair of legs, that one would have thought had not a
+kick left in them, were, in five minutes after, seen dancing across the
+bridge, to the tune of "the downfal of Paris," which struck up from the
+bands of the different regiments.</p>
+
+<p>I lay down that night in a cottage garden, with my head on a melon, and
+my eye on a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page207" name="page207"></a>(p. 207)</span> cherry-tree, and resigned myself to a repose which
+did not require a long courtship.</p>
+
+<p>We resumed our march at daybreak on the 16th. The road, in the first
+instance, wound through orchards and luxurious gardens, and then closed
+in to the edge of the river, through a difficult and formidable pass,
+where the rocks on each side, arising to a prodigious height, hung over
+each other in fearful grandeur, and in many places nearly met together
+over our heads.</p>
+
+<p>After following the course of the river for nearly two miles, the rocks
+on each side gradually expanded into another valley, lovely as the one
+we had left, and where we found the fifth division of our army lying
+encamped. They were still asleep; and the rising sun, and a beautiful
+morning, gave additional sublimity to the scene; for there was nothing
+but the tops of the white tents peeping above the fruit trees; and an
+occasional sentinel pacing his post, that gave any indication of what a
+nest of hornets the blast of a bugle could bring out of that apparently
+peaceful solitude.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page208" name="page208"></a>(p. 208)</span> Our road now wound up the mountain to our right; and, almost
+satiated with the continued grandeur around us, we arrived, in the
+afternoon, at the town of Medina, and encamped a short distance beyond
+it.</p>
+
+<p>We were welcomed into every town or village through which we passed, by
+the peasant girls, who were in the habit of meeting us with garlands of
+flowers, and dancing before us in a peculiar style of their own; and it
+not unfrequently happened, that while they were so employed with one
+regiment, the preceding one was diligently engaged in pulling down some
+of their houses for firewood&mdash;a measure which we were sometimes obliged
+to have recourse to, where no other fuel could be had, and for which
+they were, ultimately, paid by the British Government; but it was a
+measure that was more likely to have set the poor souls dancing mad than
+for joy, had they foreseen the consequences of our visit.</p>
+
+<p>June 17th.&mdash;We had not seen any thing of the enemy since we left the
+neighbourhood of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page209" name="page209"></a>(p. 209)</span> Burgos; but, after reaching our ground this
+evening, we were aware that some of their videttes were feeling for us.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 18th, we were ordered to march to San Milan, a
+small town, about two leagues off; and where, on our arrival on the hill
+above it, we found a division of French infantry, as strong as
+ourselves, in the act of crossing our path. The surprise, I believe, was
+mutual, though I doubt whether the pleasure was equally so; for we were
+red hot for an opportunity of retaliating for the Salamanca retreat;
+and, as the old saying goes, "there is no opportunity like the present."
+Their leading brigade had nearly passed before we came up, but not a
+moment was lost after we did. Our battalion dispersing among the
+brushwood, went down the hill upon them; and, with a destructive fire,
+broke through their line of march, supported by the rest of the brigade.
+Those that had passed made no attempt at a stand, but continued their
+flight, keeping up as good a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page210" name="page210"></a>(p. 210)</span> fire as their circumstances would
+permit; while we kept hanging on their flank and rear, through a good
+rifle country, which enabled us to make considerable havoc among them.
+Their general's aide-de-camp, amongst others, was mortally wounded; and
+a lady, on a white horse, who probably was his wife, remained beside
+him, until we came very near. She appeared to be in great distress; but,
+though we called to her to remain, and not to be alarmed, yet she
+galloped off as soon as a decided step became necessary. The object of
+her solicitude did not survive many minutes after we reached him. We
+followed the retreating foe until late in the afternoon. On this
+occasion, our brigade came in for all the blows, and the other for all
+the baggage, which was marching between the two French brigades; the
+latter of which, seeing the scrape into which the first had fallen, very
+prudently left it to its fate, and dispersed on the opposite mountains,
+where some of them fell into the hands of a Spanish <span class="pagenum"><a id="page211" name="page211"></a>(p. 211)</span> force that
+was detached in pursuit; but, I believe, the greater part succeeded in
+joining their army the day after the battle of Vittoria.</p>
+
+<p>We heard a heavy cannonade all day to our left, occasioned, as we
+understood, by the fifth division falling in with another detachment of
+the enemy, which the unexpected and rapid movements of Lord Wellington
+was hastening to their general point of assembly.</p>
+
+<p>On the early part of the 19th, we were fagging up the face of a
+mountain, under a sultry hot sun, until we came to a place where a
+beautiful clear stream was dashing down the face of it, when the
+division was halted, to enable the men to refresh themselves. Every man
+carries a cup, and every man ran and swallowed a cup full of it&mdash;it was
+salt water from the springs of Salinas; and it was truly ludicrous to
+see their faces after taking such a voluntary dose. I observed an
+Irishman, who, not satisfied with the first trial, and believing that
+his cup had been infected by some salt breaking loose in his haversack,
+he washed it carefully and then drank a second <span class="pagenum"><a id="page212" name="page212"></a>(p. 212)</span> one, when,
+finding no change, he exclaimed,&mdash;"by J&mdash;&mdash;s, boys, we must be near the
+sea, for the water's getting salt!" We, soon after, passed through the
+village of Salinas, situated at the source of the stream, where there is
+a considerable salt manufactory. The inhabitants were so delighted to
+see us, that they placed buckets full of it at the doors of the
+different houses, and entreated our men to help themselves as they
+passed along. It rained hard in the afternoon, and it was late before we
+got to our ground. We heard a good deal of firing in the neighbourhood
+in the course of the day, but our division was not engaged.</p>
+
+<p>We retained the same bivouac all day on the 20th; it was behind a range
+of mountains within a short distance of the left of the enemy's
+position, as we afterwards discovered; and though we heard an occasional
+gun, from the other side of the mountain in the course of the day, fired
+at Lord Wellington's reconnoitring party, the peace of our valley
+remained undisturbed.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page213" name="page213"></a>(p. 213)</span> CHAP. XIV.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Battle of Vittoria. Defeat of the Enemy. Confusion among their
+ Followers. Plunder. Colonel Cameron. Pursuit, and the Capture of
+ their Last Gun. Arrive near Pampeluna. At Villalba. An Irish
+ method of making a useless Bed useful.</p>
+
+
+<h4>BATTLE OF VITTORIA,<br>
+
+June 21st, 1813.</h4>
+
+<p>Our division got under arms this morning before daylight, passed the
+base of the mountain by its left, through the camp of the fourth
+division, who were still asleep in their tents, to the banks of the
+river Zadora, at the village of Tres Puentes. The opposite side of the
+river was occupied by the enemy's advanced posts, and we saw their army
+on the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page214" name="page214"></a>(p. 214)</span> hills beyond, while the spires of Vittoria were visible
+in the distance. We felt as if there was likely to be a battle; but as
+that was an event we were never sure of, until we found ourselves
+actually in it, we lay for some time just out of musket shot, uncertain
+what was likely to turn up, and waiting for orders. At length a sharp
+fire of musketry was heard to our right; and, on looking in that
+direction, we saw the head of Sir Rowland Hill's corps, together with
+some Spanish troops, attempting to force the mountain which marked the
+enemy's left. The three battalions of our regiment were, at the same
+moment, ordered forward to feel the enemy, who lined the opposite banks
+of the river, with whom we were quickly engaged in a warm skirmish. The
+affair with Sir Rowland Hill became gradually warmer, but ours had
+apparently no other object than to amuse those who were opposite to us,
+for the moment; so that, for about two hours longer, it seemed as if
+there would be nothing but an affair of outposts. About twelve o'clock,
+however, we were moved rapidly to our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page215" name="page215"></a>(p. 215)</span> left, followed by the
+rest of the division, till we came to an abrupt turn of the river, where
+we found a bridge, unoccupied by the enemy, which we immediately
+crossed, and took possession of, what appeared to me to be, an old
+field-work, on the other side. We had not been many seconds there before
+we observed the bayonets of the third and seventh divisions glittering
+above the standing corn, and advancing upon another bridge, which stood
+about a quarter of a mile further to our left, and where, on their
+arrival, they were warmly opposed by the enemy's light troops, who lined
+the bank of the river, (which we ourselves were now on,) in great force,
+for the defence of the bridge. As soon as this was observed by our
+division, Colonel Barnard advanced with our battalion, and took them in
+flank with such a furious fire as quickly dislodged them, and thereby
+opened a passage for these two divisions free of expense, which must
+otherwise have cost them dearly. What with the rapidity of our movement,
+the colour of our dress, and our close contact with <span class="pagenum"><a id="page216" name="page216"></a>(p. 216)</span> the enemy,
+before they would abandon their post, we had the misfortune to be
+identified with them for some time, by a battery of our own guns, who,
+not observing the movement, continued to serve it out indiscriminately,
+and all the while admiring their practice upon us; nor was it until the
+red coats of the third division joined us, that they discovered their
+mistake.</p>
+
+<p>The battle now commenced in earnest; and this was perhaps the most
+interesting moment of the whole day. Sir Thomas Graham's artillery, with
+the first and fifth divisions, began to be heard far to our left, beyond
+Vittoria. The bridge, which we had just cleared, stood so near to a part
+of the enemy's position, that the seventh division was instantly engaged
+in close action with them at that point.</p>
+
+<p>On the mountain to our extreme right the action continued to be general
+and obstinate, though we observed that the enemy were giving ground
+slowly to Sir Rowland Hill. The passage of the river by our division had
+turned the enemy's outpost, at the bridge, on our right, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page217" name="page217"></a>(p. 217)</span> where
+we had been engaged in the morning, and they were now retreating,
+followed by the fourth division. The plain between them and Sir Rowland
+Hill was occupied by the British cavalry, who were now seen filing out
+of a wood, squadron after squadron, galloping into form as they
+gradually cleared it. The hills behind were covered with spectators, and
+the third and the light divisions, covered by our battalion, advanced
+rapidly, upon a formidable hill, in front of the enemy's centre, which
+they had neglected to occupy in sufficient force.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of our progress, our men kept picking off the French
+videttes, who were imprudent enough to hover too near us; and many a
+horse, bounding along the plain, dragging his late rider by the
+stirrup-irons, contributed in making it a scene of extraordinary and
+exhilarating interest.</p>
+
+<p>Old Picton rode at the head of the third division, dressed in a blue
+coat and a round hat, and swore as roundly all the way as if he had been
+wearing two cocked ones. Our battalion <span class="pagenum"><a id="page218" name="page218"></a>(p. 218)</span> soon cleared the hill
+in question of the enemy's light troops; but we were pulled up on the
+opposite side of it by one of their lines, which occupied a wall at the
+entrance of a village immediately under us. During the few minutes that
+we stopped there, while a brigade of the third division was deploying
+into line, two of our companies lost two officers and thirty men,
+chiefly from the fire of artillery bearing on the spot from the French
+position. One of their shells burst immediately under my nose, part of
+it struck my boot and stirrup-iron, and the rest of it kicked up such a
+dust about me that my charger refused to obey orders; and, while I was
+spurring and he capering, I heard a voice behind me, which I knew to be
+Lord Wellington's, calling out, in a tone of reproof, "look to keeping
+your men together, sir;" and though, God knows, I had not the remotest
+idea that he was within a mile of me at the time, yet, so sensible was I
+that circumstances warranted his supposing that I was a young officer,
+cutting a caper, by way of bravado, before him, that <span class="pagenum"><a id="page219" name="page219"></a>(p. 219)</span> worlds
+would not have tempted me to look round at the moment. The French fled
+from the wall as soon as they received a volley from a part of the third
+division, and we instantly dashed down the hill, and charged them
+through the village, capturing three of their guns; the first, I
+believe, that were taken that day. They received a reinforcement, and
+drove us back before our supports could come to our assistance; but, in
+the scramble of the moment, our men were knowing enough to cut the
+traces, and carry off the horses, so that, when we retook the village,
+immediately after, the guns still remained in our possession. The battle
+now became general along the whole line, and the cannonade was
+tremendous. At one period, we held one side of a wall, near the village,
+while the French were on the other, so that any person who chose to put
+his head over from either side was sure of getting a sword or a bayonet
+up his nostrils. This situation was, of course, too good to be of long
+endurance. The victory, I believe, was never for a moment doubtful. The
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page220" name="page220"></a>(p. 220)</span> enemy were so completely out-generalled, and the superiority
+of our troops was such, that to carry their positions required little
+more than the time necessary to march to them. After forcing their
+centre, the fourth division and our own got on the flank and rather in
+rear of the enemy's left wing, who were retreating before Sir Rowland
+Hill, and who, to effect their escape, were now obliged to fly in one
+confused mass. Had a single regiment of our dragoons been at hand, or
+even a squadron, to have forced them into shape for a few minutes, we
+must have taken from ten to twenty thousand prisoners. After marching
+along side of them for nearly two miles, and as a disorderly body will
+always move faster than an orderly one, we had the mortification to see
+them gradually heading us, until they finally made their escape. I have
+no doubt but that our mounted gentlemen were doing their duty as they
+ought in another part of the field; yet, it was impossible to deny
+ourselves the satisfaction of cursing them all, because a portion had
+not been there at such a critical moment. Our <span class="pagenum"><a id="page221" name="page221"></a>(p. 221)</span> elevated
+situation, at this time, afforded a good view of the field of battle to
+our left, and I could not help being struck with an unusual appearance
+of unsteadiness and want of confidence among the French troops. I saw a
+dense mass of many thousands occupying a good defensible post, who gave
+way in the greatest confusion, before a single line of the third
+division, almost without feeling them. If there was nothing in any other
+part of the position to justify the movement, and I do not think there
+was, they ought to have been flogged, every man, from the general
+downwards.</p>
+
+<p>The ground was particularly favourable to the retreating foe, as every
+half-mile afforded a fresh and formidable position, so that, from the
+commencement of the action to the city of Vittoria, a distance of six or
+eight miles, we were involved in one continued hard skirmish. On passing
+Vittoria, however, the scene became quite new and infinitely more
+amusing, as the French had made no provision for a retreat; and, Sir
+Thomas Graham having seized upon the great <span class="pagenum"><a id="page222" name="page222"></a>(p. 222)</span> road to France, the
+only one left open was that leading by Pampeluna; and it was not open
+long, for their fugitive army, and their myriads of followers, with
+baggage, guns, carriages, &amp;c. being all precipitated upon it at the same
+moment, it got choked up about a mile beyond the town, in the most
+glorious state of confusion; and the drivers, finding that one pair of
+legs was worth two pair of wheels, abandoned it all to the victors.</p>
+
+<p>Many of their followers who had light carriages, endeavoured to make
+their escape through the fields; but it only served to prolong their
+misery.</p>
+
+<p>I shall never forget the first that we overtook: it was in the midst of
+a stubble-field, for some time between us and the French skirmishers,
+the driver doing all he could to urge the horses along; but our balls
+began to whistle so plentifully about his ears, that he at last
+dismounted in despair, and, getting on his knees, under the carriage,
+began praying. His place on the box was quickly occupied by as many of
+our fellows <span class="pagenum"><a id="page223" name="page223"></a>(p. 223)</span> as could stick on it, while others were scrambling
+in at the doors on each side, and not a few on the roof, handling the
+baskets there so roughly, as to occasion loud complaints from the fowls
+within. I rode up to the carriage, to see that the people inside were
+not improperly treated; but the only one there was an old gouty
+gentleman, who, from the nature of his cargo, must either have robbed
+his own house, or that of a very good fellow, for the carriage was
+literally laden with wines and provisions. Never did victors make a more
+legal or useful capture; for it was now six in the evening, and it had
+evidently been the old gentleman's fault if he had not already dined,
+whereas it was our misfortune, rather than our fault, that we had not
+tasted anything since three o'clock in the morning, so that when one of
+our men knocked the neck off a bottle, and handed it to me, to take a
+drink, I nodded to the old fellow's health, and drank it off without the
+smallest scruple of conscience. It was excellent claret, and if he still
+lives to tell the story, I fear he will not give us the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page224" name="page224"></a>(p. 224)</span> credit
+of having belonged to such a <i>civil</i> department as his appeared.</p>
+
+<p>We did not cease the pursuit until dark, and then halted in a field of
+wheat, about two miles beyond Vittoria. The victory was complete. They
+carried off only one howitzer out of their numerous artillery, which,
+with baggage, stores, provisions, money, and every thing that
+constitutes the <i>matériel</i> of an army, fell into our hands.</p>
+
+<p>It is much to be lamented, on those occasions, that the people who
+contribute most to the victory should profit the least by it; not that I
+am an advocate for plunder&mdash;on the contrary, I would much rather that
+all our fighting was for pure <i>love</i>; but, as every thing of value falls
+into the hands of the followers, and scoundrels who skulk from the ranks
+for the double purpose of plundering and saving their dastardly
+carcasses, what I regret is, that the man who deserts his post should
+thereby have an opportunity of enriching himself with impunity, while
+the true man gets nothing; but the evil I believe is irremediable.
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page225" name="page225"></a>(p. 225)</span> Sir James Kempt, who commanded our brigade, in passing one of
+the captured waggons in the evening, saw a soldier loading himself with
+money, and was about to have him conveyed to the camp as a prisoner,
+when the fellow begged hard to be released, and to be allowed to retain
+what he had got, telling the general that all the boxes in the waggon
+were filled with gold. Sir James, with his usual liberality, immediately
+adopted the idea of securing it, as a reward to his brigade, for their
+gallantry; and, getting a fatigue party, he caused the boxes to be
+removed to his tent, and ordered an officer and some men from each
+regiment to parade there next morning, to receive their proportions of
+it; but, when they opened the boxes, they found them filled with
+<i>hammers, nails, and horse-shoes</i>!</p>
+
+<p>Among the evil chances of that glorious day, I had to regret the
+temporary loss of Colonel Cameron,&mdash;a bad wound in the thigh having
+obliged him to go to England. Of him I can truly say, that, as a
+<i>friend</i>, his heart was in the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page226" name="page226"></a>(p. 226)</span> right place, and, as a
+<i>soldier</i>, his right place was at the head of a regiment in the face of
+an enemy. I never saw an officer feel more at home in such a situation,
+nor do I know any one who could fill it better.</p>
+
+<p>A singular accident threw me in the way of a dying French officer, who
+gave me a group of family portraits to transmit to his friends; but, as
+it was not until the following year that I had an opportunity of making
+the necessary inquiries after them, they had then left their residence,
+and were nowhere to be heard of.</p>
+
+<p>As not only the body, but the mind, had been in constant occupation
+since three o'clock in the morning, circumstances no sooner permitted
+(about ten at night) than I threw myself on the ground, and fell into a
+profound sleep, from which I did not awake until broad daylight, when I
+found a French soldier squatted near me, intensely watching for the
+opening of my <i>shutters</i>. He had contrived to conceal himself there
+during the night; and, when he saw that I was awake, he immediately
+jumped <span class="pagenum"><a id="page227" name="page227"></a>(p. 227)</span> on his legs, and very obsequiously presented me with a
+map of France, telling me that as there was now a probability of our
+visiting his native country, he could make himself very useful, and
+would be glad if I would accept of his services. I thought it unfair,
+however, to deprive him of the present opportunity of seeing a little
+more of the world himself, and, therefore, sent him to join the rest of
+the prisoners, which would insure him a trip to England, free of
+expense.</p>
+
+<p>About midday, on the 22d, our three battalions, with some cavalry and
+artillery, were ordered in pursuit of the enemy.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know how it is, but I have always had a mortal objection to be
+killed the day after a victory. In the actions preceding a battle, or in
+the battle itself, it never gave me much uneasiness, as being all in the
+way of business; but, after surviving the great day, I always felt as if
+I had a right to live to tell the story; and I, therefore, did not find
+the ensuing three days' <span class="pagenum"><a id="page228" name="page228"></a>(p. 228)</span> fighting half so pleasant as they
+otherwise would have been.</p>
+
+<p>Darkness overtook us this night without our overtaking the enemy; and we
+halted in a grove of pines, exposed to a very heavy rain. In imprudently
+shifting my things from one tree to another, after dark, some rascal
+contrived to steal the velisse containing my dressing things, than which
+I do not know a greater loss, when there is no possibility of replacing
+any part of them.</p>
+
+<p>We overtook their rear-guard early on the following day, and, hanging on
+their line of march until dark, we did them all the mischief that we
+could. They burnt every village through which they passed, under the
+pretence of impeding our movements; but, as it did not make the
+slightest difference in that respect, we could only view it as a wanton
+piece of cruelty.</p>
+
+<p>On the 24th, we were again engaged in pressing their rear the greater
+part of the day; and, ultimately, in giving them the last kick, under
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page229" name="page229"></a>(p. 229)</span> the walls of Pampeluna, where we had the glory of capturing
+their last gun, which literally sent them into France without a single
+piece of ordnance.</p>
+
+<p>Our battalion occupied, that night, a large, well-furnished, but
+uninhabited chateau, a short distance from Pampeluna.</p>
+
+<p>We got under arms early on the morning of the 25th; and, passing by a
+mountain-path, to the left of Pampeluna, within range of the guns,
+though they did not fire at us, circled the town, until we reached the
+village of Villalba, where we halted for the night. Since I joined that
+army, I had never, up to that period, been master of any thing in the
+shape of a bed; and, though I did not despise a bundle of straw, when it
+could conveniently be had, yet my boat-cloak and blanket were more
+generally to be seen, spread out for my reception on the bare earth.
+But, in proceeding to turn into them, as usual, this evening, I was not
+a little astonished to find, in their stead, a comfortable mattress,
+with a suitable supply of linen, blankets, and pillows; in short, the
+very identical bedding on <span class="pagenum"><a id="page230" name="page230"></a>(p. 230)</span> which I had slept, the night before,
+in the chateau, three leagues off, and which my rascal of an Irishman
+had bundled altogether on the back of my mule, without giving me the
+slightest hint of his intentions. On my taking him to task about it, and
+telling him that he would certainly be hanged, all that he said in reply
+was, "by J&mdash;s, they had more than a hundred beds in that house, and not
+a single soul to sleep in them." I was very much annoyed, at the time,
+that there was no possibility of returning them to their rightful owner,
+as, independent of its being nothing short of a regular robbery, I
+really looked upon them as a very unnecessary encumbrance; but being
+forced, in some measure, to indulge in their comforts, I was not long in
+changing my mind; and was, ultimately, not very sorry that the
+possibility of restoration never did occur.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page231" name="page231"></a>(p. 231)</span> CHAP. XV.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">March to intercept Clausel. Tafalla. Olite. The dark End of a
+ Night March to Casada. Clausel's Escape. Sanguessa. My Tent
+ struck. Return to Villalba. Weighty Considerations on Females.
+ St. Esteban. A Severe Dance. Position at Bera. Soult's Advance,
+ and Battle of the Pyrenees. His Defeat and subsequent Actions. A
+ Morning's Ride.</p>
+
+
+<p>June 26th, 1813.&mdash;Our division fell in this morning, at daylight, and,
+marching out of Villalba, circled round the southern side of Pampeluna,
+until we reached the great road leading to Tafalla, where we found
+ourselves united with the third and fourth divisions, and a large body
+of cavalry; the whole under the immediate command of Lord Wellington,
+proceeded southward, with a view to intercept General <span class="pagenum"><a id="page232" name="page232"></a>(p. 232)</span> Clausel,
+who, with a strong division of the French army, had been at Logrona, on
+the day of the battle of Vittoria, and was now endeavouring to pass into
+the Pyrenees by our right. We marched until sun set, and halted for the
+night in a wood.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 27th we were again in motion, and passing through
+a country abounding in fruits, and all manner of delightful prospects;
+and through the handsome town of Tafalla, where we were enthusiastically
+cheered by the beauteous occupants of the numerous balconies overhanging
+the streets. We halted, for the night, in an olive-grove, a short
+distance from Olite.</p>
+
+<p>At daylight next morning we passed through the town of Olite, and
+continued our route until we began to enter among the mountains, about
+midday, when we halted two hours, to enable the men to cook, and again
+resumed our march. Darkness overtook us, while struggling through a
+narrow rugged road, which wound its way along the bank of the Arragon;
+and we did not <span class="pagenum"><a id="page233" name="page233"></a>(p. 233)</span> reach our destination, at Casada, until near
+midnight, where, amid torrents of rain, and in the darkness of the
+night, we could find nothing but ploughed fields on which to repose our
+weary limbs, nor could we find a particle of fuel to illuminate the
+cheerless scene.</p>
+
+<p class="poem15">
+ Breathed there a man of soul so dead,<br>
+ Who would not to himself have said,<br>
+ This is&mdash;a confounded comfortless dwelling.</p>
+
+<p>Dear Sir Walter,&mdash;pray excuse the <i>Casadians</i>, from your curse entailed
+on home haters, for if any one of them ever succeeds in getting beyond
+the mountain, by the road which I traversed, he ought to be
+anathematized if ever he seek his home again.</p>
+
+<p>We passed the whole of the next day in the same place. It was discovered
+that Clausel had been walking blindly into the <i>lion's den</i>, when the
+<i>alcaldé</i> of a neighbouring village had warned him of his danger, and he
+was thereby enabled <span class="pagenum"><a id="page234" name="page234"></a>(p. 234)</span> to avoid us, by turning off towards
+Zaragossa. We heard that Lord Wellington had caused the informer to be
+hanged. I hope he did, but I don't believe it.</p>
+
+<p>On the 30th we began to retrace our steps to Pampeluna, in the course of
+which we halted two nights at Sanguessa, a populous mountain town, full
+of old rattle-trap houses, a good many of which we pulled down for
+firewood, by way of making room for improvements.</p>
+
+<p>I was taking advantage of this extra day's halt to communicate to my
+friends the important events of the past fortnight, when I found myself
+all at once wrapped into a bundle, with my tent-pole, and sent rolling
+upon the earth, mixed up with my portable table and writing utensils,
+while the devil himself seemed to be dancing a hornpipe over my body!
+Although this is a sort of thing that one will sometimes submit to, when
+it comes by way of illusion, at its proper time and place, such as a
+midnight visit from a night-mare; yet, as I seemed now to be visited by
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page235" name="page235"></a>(p. 235)</span> a horse as well as a mare, and that, too, in the middle of the
+day, and in the midst of a crowded camp, it was rather too much of a
+joke, and I therefore sung out most lustily. I was not long in getting
+extricated, and found that the whole scene had been arranged by two
+rascally donkies, who, in a frolicsome humour, had been chasing each
+other about the neighbourhood, until they finally tumbled into my tent,
+with a force which drew every peg, and rolled the whole of it over on
+the top of me! It might have been good sport to them, but it was none to
+me!</p>
+
+<p>On the 3d of July, we resumed our quarters in Villalba, where we halted
+during the whole of the next day; and were well supplied with fish,
+fresh-butter, and eggs, brought by the peasantry of Biscay, who are the
+most <i>manly</i> set of <i>women</i> that I ever saw. They are very square across
+the shoulders; and, what between the quantity of fish, and the quantity
+of yellow petticoats, they carry a load which an ordinary mule might
+boast of.</p>
+
+<p>A division of Spaniards having relieved us in <span class="pagenum"><a id="page236" name="page236"></a>(p. 236)</span> the blockade of
+Pampeluna, our division, on the 5th of July, advanced into the Pyrenees.</p>
+
+<p>On the 7th, we took up our quarters in the little town of St. Esteban,
+situated in a lovely valley, watered by the Bidassoa. The different
+valleys in the Pyrenees are very rich and fertile. The towns are clean
+and regular, and the natives very handsome. They are particularly smart
+about the limbs, and in no other part of the world have I seen any
+thing, natural or artificial, to rival the complexions of the ladies,
+<i>i.e.</i> to the admirers of pure red and white.</p>
+
+<p>We were allowed to remain several days in this enchanting spot, and
+enjoyed ourselves exceedingly. They had an extraordinary style of
+dancing, peculiar to themselves. At a particular part of the tune, they
+all began thumping the floor with their feet, as hard and as fast as
+they were able, not in the shape of a figure or flourish of any kind,
+but even down pounding. I could not, myself, see any thing either
+graceful or difficult in the operation; but they seemed to think that
+there was only one lady amongst them who <span class="pagenum"><a id="page237" name="page237"></a>(p. 237)</span> could do it in
+perfection; she was the wife of a French Colonel, and had been left in
+the care of her friends, (and his enemies): she certainly could pound
+the ground both harder and faster than any one there, eliciting the
+greatest applause after every performance; and yet I do not think that
+she could have caught a <i>French</i> husband by her superiority in that
+particular step.</p>
+
+<p>After our few days halt, we advanced along the banks of the Bidassoa,
+through a succession of beautiful little fertile valleys, thickly
+studded with clean respectable looking farm-houses and little villages,
+and bounded by stupendous, picturesque, and well wooded mountains, until
+we came to the hill next to the village of Bera, which we found occupied
+by a small force of the enemy, who, after receiving a few shots from our
+people, retired through the village into their position behind it. Our
+line of demarcation was then clearly seen. The mountain which the French
+army occupied was the last ridge of the Pyrenees; and their sentries
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page238" name="page238"></a>(p. 238)</span> stood on the face of it, within pistol shot of the village of
+Bera, which now became the advanced post of our division. The Bidassoa
+takes a sudden turn to the left at Bera, and formed a natural boundary
+between the two armies from thence to the sea; but all to our right was
+open, and merely marked a continuation of the valley of Bera, which was
+a sort of neutral ground, in which the French foragers and our own
+frequently met and helped themselves, in the greatest good humour, while
+any forage remained, without exchanging either words or blows. The left
+wing of the army, under Sir Thomas Graham, now commenced the siege of
+St. Sebastian; and as Lord Wellington had, at the same time, to cover
+both that and the blockade of Pampeluna, our army occupied an extended
+position of many miles.</p>
+
+<p>Marshal Soult having succeeded to the command of the French army, and
+finding, towards the end of July, that St. Sebastian was about to be
+stormed, and that the garrison of Pampeluna were beginning to get on
+short allowance, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page239" name="page239"></a>(p. 239)</span> he determined on making a bold push for the
+relief of both places; and, assembling the whole of his army, he forced
+the pass of Maya, and advanced rapidly upon Pampeluna. Lord Wellington
+was never to be caught napping. His army occupied too extended a
+position to offer effectual resistance at any of their advanced posts;
+but, by the time that Marshal Soult had worked his way up to the last
+ridge of the Pyrenees, and within sight of "the haven of his wishes," he
+found his lordship waiting for him, with four divisions of the army, who
+treated him to one of the most signal and sanguinary defeats that he
+ever experienced.</p>
+
+<p>Our division, during the important movements on our right, was employed
+in keeping up the communication between the troops under the immediate
+command of Lord Wellington and those under Sir Thomas Graham, at St.
+Sebastian. We retired, the first day, to the mountains behind Le Secca;
+and, just as we were about to lie down for the night, we were again
+ordered under arms, and continued our retreat <span class="pagenum"><a id="page240" name="page240"></a>(p. 240)</span> in utter
+darkness, through a mountain path, where, in many places, a false step
+might have rolled a fellow as far as the other world. The consequence
+was, that, although we were kept on our legs during the whole of the
+night, we found, when daylight broke, that the tail of the column had
+not got a quarter of a mile from their starting-post.</p>
+
+<p>On a good broad road it is all very well; but, on a narrow bad road, a
+night march is like a night-mare, harassing a man to no purpose.</p>
+
+<p>On the 26th, we occupied a ridge of mountain near enough to hear the
+battle, though not in a situation to see it; and remained the whole of
+the day in the greatest torture, for want of news. About midnight we
+heard the joyful tidings of the enemy's defeat, with the loss of four
+thousand prisoners. Our division proceeded in pursuit, at daylight, on
+the following morning.</p>
+
+<p>We moved rapidly by the same road on which we had retired, and, after a
+forced march, found ourselves, when near sunset, on the flank of their
+retiring column, on the Bidassoa, near <span class="pagenum"><a id="page241" name="page241"></a>(p. 241)</span> the bridge of Janca,
+and immediately proceeded to business.</p>
+
+<p>The sight of a Frenchman always acted like a cordial on the spirits of a
+rifleman; and the fatigues of the day were forgotten, as our three
+battalions extended among the brushwood, and went down to "knock the
+dust out of their hairy knapsacks,"<a id="footnotetag2" name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2" title="Go to footnote 2"><span class="smaller">[2]</span></a> as our men were in the habit of
+expressing themselves; but, in place of knocking the dust out of them, I
+believe that most of their knapsacks were knocked in the dust; for the
+greater part of those who were not <i>floored</i> along with their knapsacks,
+shook them off, by way of enabling the owner to make a smarter scramble
+across that portion of the road on which our leaden shower was pouring;
+and, foes as they were, it was impossible not to feel a degree of pity
+for their situation: pressed by an enemy in the rear, an inaccessible
+mountain on their right, and a river on their left, lined by an
+invisible foe, from whom there was <span class="pagenum"><a id="page242" name="page242"></a>(p. 242)</span> no escape, but the
+desperate one of running the gauntlet. However, "as every &mdash;&mdash; has his
+day," and this was ours, we must stand excused for making the most of
+it. Each company, as they passed, gave us a volley; but as they had
+nothing to guide their aim, except the smoke from our rifles, we had
+very few men hit.</p>
+
+<p>Amongst other papers found on the road that night, one of our officers
+discovered the letter-book of the French military secretary, with his
+correspondence included to the day before. It was immediately sent to
+Lord Wellington.</p>
+
+<p>We advanced, next morning, and occupied our former post, at Bera. The
+enemy still continued to hold the mountain of Echelar, which, as it rose
+out of the right end of our ridge, was, properly speaking, a part of our
+property; and we concluded, that a sense of justice would have induced
+them to leave it of their own accord in the course of the day; but when,
+towards the afternoon, they shewed no symptoms of quitting, our
+division, leaving their kettles on the fire, proceeded to eject them. As
+we approached <span class="pagenum"><a id="page243" name="page243"></a>(p. 243)</span> the mountain, the peak of it caught a passing
+cloud, that gradually descended in a thick fog, and excluded them from
+our view. Our three battalions, however, having been let loose, under
+Colonel Barnard, we soon made ourselves "Children of the Mist;" and,
+guided to our opponents by the whistling of their balls, made them
+descend from their "high estate;" and, handing them across the valley
+into their own position, we then retired to ours, where we found our
+tables ready spread, and a comfortable dinner waiting for us.</p>
+
+<p>This was one of the most gentleman-like day's fighting that I ever
+experienced, although we had to lament the vacant seats of one or two of
+our messmates.</p>
+
+<p>August 22d.&mdash;I narrowly escaped being taken prisoner this morning, very
+foolishly. A division of Spaniards occupied the ground to our left,
+beyond the Bidassoa; and, having mounted my horse to take a look at
+their post, I passed through a small village, and then got on a rugged
+path winding along the edge of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page244" name="page244"></a>(p. 244)</span> river, where I expected to
+find their outposts. The river, at that place, was not above knee-deep,
+and about ten or twelve yards across; and though I saw a number of
+soldiers gathering chestnuts from a row of trees which lined the
+opposite bank, I concluded that they were Spaniards, and kept moving
+onwards; but, observing, at last, that I was an object of greater
+curiosity than I ought to be, to people who had been in the daily habit
+of seeing the uniform, it induced me to take a more particular look at
+my neighbours; when, to my consternation, I saw the French eagle
+ornamenting the front of every cap. I instantly wheeled my horse to the
+right about; and seeing that I had a full quarter of a mile to traverse
+at a walk, before I could get clear of them, I began to whistle, with as
+much unconcern as I could muster, while my eye was searching, like
+lightning, for the means of escape, in the event of their trying to cut
+me off. I had soon the satisfaction of observing that none of them had
+firelocks, which reduced my capture to the chances of a race; for,
+though <span class="pagenum"><a id="page245" name="page245"></a>(p. 245)</span> the hill on my right was inaccessible to a horseman, it
+was not so to a dismounted Scotchman; and I, therefore, determined, in
+case of necessity, to abandon my horse, and shew them what I could do on
+my own bottom at a pinch. Fortunately, they did not attempt it; and I
+could scarcely credit my good luck, when I found myself once more in my
+own tent.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page246" name="page246"></a>(p. 246)</span> CHAP. XVI.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">An Anniversary Dinner. Affair with the Enemy, and Fall of St.
+ Sebastian. A Building Speculation. A Fighting one, storming the
+ Heights of Bera. A Picture of France from the Pyrenees. Returns
+ after an Action. Sold by my Pay-Serjeant. A Recruit born at his
+ Post. Between Two Fires, a Sea and a Land one. Position of La
+ Rhune. My Picture taken in a Storm. Refreshing Invention for
+ wintry Weather.</p>
+
+
+<p>The 25th of August, being our regimental anniversary, was observed by
+the officers of our three battalions with all due conviviality. Two
+trenches, calculated to accommodate seventy gentlemen's legs, were dug
+in the green sward; the earth between them stood for a table, and behind
+was our seat, and though the table <span class="pagenum"><a id="page247" name="page247"></a>(p. 247)</span> could not boast of <i>all</i>
+the delicacies of a civic entertainment, yet</p>
+
+<p class="poem">
+ "The worms they crept in, and the worms they crept out,"</p>
+
+<p class="noindent">As the earth almost quaked with the weight of the feast, and the enemy
+certainly did, from the noise of it. For so many fellows holding such
+precarious tenures of their lives could not meet together in
+commemoration of such an event, without indulging in an occasional
+cheer&mdash;not a whispering cheer, but one that echoed far and wide into the
+French lines, and as it was a sound that had often pierced them before,
+and never yet boded them any good, we heard afterwards that they were
+kept standing at their arms the greater part of the night in
+consequence.</p>
+
+<p>At the time of Soult's last irruption into the Pyrenees, Sir Thomas
+Graham had made an unsuccessful attempt to carry St. Sebastian by storm,
+and having, ever since, been prosecuting the siege with unremitting
+vigour, the works <span class="pagenum"><a id="page248" name="page248"></a>(p. 248)</span> were now reduced to such a state as to
+justify a second attempt, and our division sent forth their three
+hundred volunteers to join the storming party.<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href="#footnote3" title="Go to footnote 3"><span class="smaller">[3]</span></a> The morning on which
+we expected the assault to take place, we had turned out before
+daylight, as usual, and as a thick fog hung on the French position,
+which prevented our seeing them, we turned in again at the usual time,
+but had scarcely done so, when the mist rode off on a passing breeze,
+showing us the opposite hills bristling with their bayonets, and their
+columns descending rapidly towards us. The bugles instantly sounded to
+arms, and we formed on our alarm posts. We thought at first that the
+attack was intended for us, but they presently began to pass the river,
+a little below the village of Bera, and to advance against the Spaniards
+on our left. They were covered by some mountain guns, from which their
+first shell fell short, and made such <span class="pagenum"><a id="page249" name="page249"></a>(p. 249)</span> a breach in their own
+leading column, that we could not resist giving three cheers to their
+marksman. Leaving a strong covering party to keep our division in check
+at the bridge of Bera, their main body followed the Spaniards, who,
+offering little opposition, continued retiring towards St. Sebastian.</p>
+
+<p>We remained quiet the early part of the day, under a harmless fire from
+their mountain guns; but, towards the afternoon, our battalion, with
+part of the forty-third, and supported by a brigade of Spaniards, were
+ordered to pass by the bridge of Le Secca, and to move in a parallel
+direction with the French, along the same ridge of hills.</p>
+
+<p>The different flanking-posts of the enemy permitted the forty-third and
+us to pass them quietly, thinking, I suppose, that it was their interest
+to keep the peace; but not so with the Spaniards, whom they kept in a
+regular fever, under a smart fire, the whole way. We took up a position
+at dark, on a pinnacle of the same mountain, within three or four
+hundred yards of them. There had been a heavy firing <span class="pagenum"><a id="page250" name="page250"></a>(p. 250)</span> all day
+to our left, and we heard, in the course of the night, of the fall of
+St. Sebastian, as well as of the defeat of the force which we had seen
+following the Spaniards in that direction.</p>
+
+<p>As we always took the liberty of abusing our friends, the commissaries,
+whether with or without reason, whenever we happened to be on short
+allowance, it is but fair to say that when our supporting Spanish
+brigadier came to compare notes with us here, we found that we had three
+days' rations in the haversack against his none. He very politely
+proposed to relieve us from half of ours, and to give a receipt for it,
+but we told him that the trouble in carrying it was a pleasure!</p>
+
+<p>At daylight next morning we found that the enemy had altogether
+disappeared from our front. The heavy rains during the past night had
+rendered the Bidassoa no longer fordable, and the bridge of Bera being
+the only retreat left open, it was fortunate for them that they took
+advantage of it before we had time to occupy <span class="pagenum"><a id="page251" name="page251"></a>(p. 251)</span> the post with a
+sufficient force to defend the passage, otherwise they would have been
+compelled, in all probability, to have laid down their arms.</p>
+
+<p>As it was, they suffered very severely from two companies of our second
+battalion, who were on piquet there. The two captains commanding them
+were, however, killed in the affair.</p>
+
+<p>We returned in the course of the day and resumed our post at Bera, the
+enemy continuing to hold theirs beyond it.</p>
+
+<p>The ensuing month passed by, without producing the slightest novelty,
+and we began to get heartily tired of our situation. Our souls, in fact,
+were strung for war, and peace afforded no enjoyment, unless the place
+did, and there was none to be found in a valley of the Pyrenees, which
+the ravages of contending armies had reduced to a desert. The labours of
+the French on the opposite mountain had, in the first instance, been
+confined to fortification; but, as the season advanced, they seemed to
+think that the branch of a tree, or a sheet of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page252" name="page252"></a>(p. 252)</span> canvass, was
+too slender a barrier between them and a frosty night, and their
+fortified camp was gradually becoming a fortified town, of regular brick
+and mortar. Though we were living under the influence of the same sky,
+we did not think it necessary to give ourselves the same trouble, but
+reasoned on their proceedings like philosophers, and calculated, from
+the aspect of the times, that there was a probability of a speedy
+transfer of property, and that it might still be reserved for us to give
+their town a name; nor were we disappointed. Late on the night of the
+7th of October, Colonel Barnard arrived from head-quarters, with the
+intelligence that the next was to be the day of trial. Accordingly, on
+the morning of the 8th, the fourth division came up to support us, and
+we immediately marched down to the foot of the enemy's position, shook
+off our knapsacks before their faces, and went at them.</p>
+
+<p>The action commenced by five companies of our third battalion advancing,
+under Colonel Ross, to dislodge the enemy from a hill which <span class="pagenum"><a id="page253" name="page253"></a>(p. 253)</span>
+they occupied in front of their entrenchments; and there never was a
+movement more beautifully executed, for they walked quietly and steadily
+up, and swept them regularly off without firing a single shot until the
+enemy had turned their backs, when they then served them out with a most
+destructive discharge. The movement excited the admiration of all who
+witnessed it, and added another laurel to the already crowded wreath
+which adorned the name of that distinguished officer.</p>
+
+<p>At the first look of the enemy's position, it appeared as if our brigade
+had got the most difficult task to perform; but, as the capture of this
+hill showed us a way round the flank of their entrenchments, we carried
+one after the other, until we finally gained the summit, with very
+little loss. Our second brigade, however, were obliged to take "the bull
+by the horns," on their side, and suffered more severely; but they
+rushed at every thing with a determination that defied resistance,
+carrying redoubt after redoubt at the point of the bayonet, until they
+finally <span class="pagenum"><a id="page254" name="page254"></a>(p. 254)</span> joined us on the summit of the mountain, with three
+hundred prisoners in their possession.</p>
+
+<p>We now found ourselves firmly established within the French territory,
+with a prospect before us that was truly refreshing, considering that we
+had not seen the sea for three years, and that our views, for months,
+had been confined to fogs and the peaks of mountains. On our left, the
+Bay of Biscay lay extended as far as the horizon, while several of our
+ships of war were seen sporting upon her bosom. Beneath us lay the
+pretty little town of St. Jean de Luz, which looked as if it had just
+been framed out of the Lilliputian scenery of a toy-shop. The town of
+Bayonne, too, was visible in the distance; and the view to the right
+embraced a beautiful well-wooded country, thickly studded with towns and
+villages, as far as the eye could reach.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Thomas Graham, with the left wing of the army, had, the same
+morning, passed the Bidassoa, and established them, also, within the
+French boundary. A brigade of Spaniards, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page255" name="page255"></a>(p. 255)</span> on our right, had
+made a simultaneous attack on La Rhune, the highest mountain on this
+part of the Pyrenees, and which, since our last advance, was properly
+now a part of our position. The enemy, however, refused to quit it; and
+the firing between them did not cease until long after dark.</p>
+
+<p>The affair in which we were engaged terminated, properly speaking, when
+we had expelled the enemy from the mountain; but some of our straggling
+skirmishers continued to follow the retiring foe into the valley beyond,
+with a view, no doubt, of seeing what a French house contained.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington, preparatory to this movement, had issued an order
+requiring that private property, of every kind, should be strictly
+respected; but we had been so long at war with France, that our men had
+been accustomed to look upon them as their natural enemies, and could
+not, at first, divest themselves of the idea that they had not a right
+to partake of the good things abounding about the cottage-doors. Our
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page256" name="page256"></a>(p. 256)</span> commandant, however, was determined to see the order rigidly
+enforced, and it was, therefore, highly amusing to watch the return of
+the depredators. The first who made his appearance was a bugler,
+carrying a goose, which, after he had been well beaten about the head
+with it, was transferred to the provost-marshal. The next was a soldier,
+with a calf; the soldier was immediately sent to the quarter-guard, and
+the calf to the provost-marshal. He was followed by another soldier,
+mounted on a horse, who were, also, both consigned to the same keeping;
+but, on the soldier stating that he had only got the horse in charge
+from a volunteer, who was at that time attached to the regiment, he was
+set at liberty. Presently the volunteer himself came up, and, not
+observing the colonel lying on the grass, called out among the soldiers,
+"Who is the &mdash;&mdash; rascal that sent my horse to the provost-marshal?" "It
+was I!" said the colonel, to the utter confusion of the querist. Our
+chief was a good deal nettled at these irregularities; and, some time
+after, on going to his tent, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page257" name="page257"></a>(p. 257)</span> which was pitched between the
+roofless walls of a house, conceive his astonishment at finding the calf
+and the goose hanging in his own larder! He looked serious for a moment,
+but, on receiving an explanation, and after the row he had made about
+them, the thing was too ridiculous, and he burst out laughing. It is due
+to all concerned to state that they had, at last, been honestly come by,
+for I, as one of his messmates, had purchased the goose from the proper
+quarter, and another had done the same by the calf.</p>
+
+<p>Not anticipating this day's fight, I had given my pay-serjeant
+twenty-five guineas, the day before, to distribute among the company;
+and I did not discover, until too late, that he had neglected to do it,
+as he disappeared in the course of the action, and was never afterwards
+heard of. If he was killed, or taken prisoner, he must have been a prize
+to somebody, though he left me a blank.</p>
+
+<p>Among other incidents of the day, one of our men had a son and heir
+presented to him by his <span class="pagenum"><a id="page258" name="page258"></a>(p. 258)</span> Portuguese wife, soon after the
+action. She had been taken in labour while ascending the mountain; but
+it did not seem to interfere with her proceedings in the least, for she,
+and her child, and her donkey, came all three screeching into the camp,
+immediately after, telling the news, as if it had been something very
+extraordinary, and none of them a bit the worse.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 9th, we turned out, as usual, an hour before
+daylight. The sound of musketry, to our right, in our own hemisphere,
+announced that the French and Spaniards had resumed their unfinished
+argument of last night, relative to the occupation of La Rhune; while,
+at the same time, "from our throne of clouds," we had an opportunity of
+contemplating, with some astonishment, the proceedings of the nether
+world. A French ship of war, considering St. Jean de Luz no longer a
+free port, had endeavoured, under cover of the night, to steal
+alongshore to Bayonne; and, when daylight broke, they had an opportunity
+of seeing that <span class="pagenum"><a id="page259" name="page259"></a>(p. 259)</span> they were not only within sight of their port,
+but within sight of a British gun-brig, and, if they entertained any
+doubts as to which of the two was nearest, their minds were quickly
+relieved, on that point, by finding that they were not within reach of
+their port, and strictly within reach of the <i>guns</i> of the brig, while
+two British frigates were bearing down with a press of canvass. The
+Frenchman returned a few broadsides; he was double the size of the one
+opposed to him, but, conceiving his case to be hopeless, he at length
+set fire to the ship, and took to his boats. We watched the progress of
+the flames until she finally blew up, and disappeared in a column of
+smoke. The boats of our gun-brig were afterwards seen employed in
+picking up the odds and ends.</p>
+
+<p>Our friends, the Spaniards, I have no doubt, would have been very glad
+to have got rid of their opponents in the same kind of way, either by
+their going without the mountain, or by their taking it with them. But
+the mountain stood, and the French stood, until we began to wish
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page260" name="page260"></a>(p. 260)</span> the mountain, the French, and the Spaniards at the devil; for,
+although we knew that the affair between them was a matter of no
+consequence whichever way it went, yet it was impossible for us to feel
+quite at ease, while a fight was going on so near; it was, therefore, a
+great relief when, in the afternoon, a few companies of our second
+brigade were sent to their assistance, as the French then retired
+without firing another shot. Between the French and us there was no
+humbug, it was either peace or war. The war, on both sides, was
+conducted on the grand scale, and, by a tacit sort of understanding, we
+never teased each other unnecessarily.</p>
+
+<p>The French, after leaving La Rhune, established their advanced post on
+Petite La Rhune, a mountain that stood as high as most of its
+neighbours; but, as its name betokens, it was but a child to its
+gigantic namesake, of which it seemed as if it had, at a former period,
+formed a part; but, having been shaken off, like a useless <i>galloche</i>,
+it now stood gaping, open-mouthed, at the place it had left, (and which
+had <span class="pagenum"><a id="page261" name="page261"></a>(p. 261)</span> now become our advanced post,) while the enemy proceeded
+to furnish its jaws with a set of teeth, or, in other words, to face it
+with breast-works, &amp;c. a measure which they invariably had recourse to
+in every new position.</p>
+
+<p>Encamped on the face of La Rhune, we remained a whole month idle
+spectators of their preparations, and dearly longing for the day that
+should afford us an opportunity of penetrating into the more
+hospitable-looking low country beyond them; for the weather had become
+excessively cold, and our camp stood exposed to the utmost fury of the
+almost nightly tempest. Oft have I, in the middle of the night, awoke
+from a sound sleep, and found my tent on the point of disappearing in
+the air, like a balloon; and, leaving my warm blankets, been obliged to
+snatch the mallet, and rush out in the midst of a hailstorm, to peg it
+down. I think that I now see myself looking like one of those gay
+creatures of the elements who dwelt (as Shakspeare has it) among the
+rainbows!</p>
+
+<p>By way of contributing to the warmth of my <span class="pagenum"><a id="page262" name="page262"></a>(p. 262)</span> tent, I dug a hole
+inside, which I arranged as a fire-place, carrying the smoke underneath
+the walls, and building a turf-chimney outside. I was not long in
+proving the experiment, and, finding that it went exceedingly well, I
+was not a little vain of the invention. However, it came on to rain very
+hard while I was dining at a neighbouring tent, and, on my return to my
+own, I found the fire not only extinguished, but a fountain playing from
+the same place, up to the roof, watering my bed and baggage, and all
+sides of it, most refreshingly. This showed me, at the expense of my
+night's repose, that the rain oozed through the thin spongy surface of
+earth, and, in particular places, rushed down in torrents between the
+earth and the rock which it covered; and any incision in the former was
+sure to produce a fountain.</p>
+
+<p>It is very singular that, notwithstanding our exposure to all the
+severities of the worst of weather, that we had not a single sick man in
+the battalion while we remained there.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page263" name="page263"></a>(p. 263)</span> CHAP. XVII.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Battle of the Nivelle, and Defeat of the Enemy. A Bird of Evil
+ Omen. Chateau D'Arcangues. Prudence. An Enemy's Gratitude.
+ Passage of the Nive, and Battles near Bayonne, from 9th to 13th
+ December.</p>
+
+
+<h4>BATTLE OF THE NIVELLE,<br>
+
+November 10th, 1813.</h4>
+
+<p>The fall of Pampeluna having, at length, left our further movements
+unshackled by an enemy in the rear, preparations were made for an attack
+on their position, which, though rather too extended, was formidable by
+nature, and rendered doubly so by art.</p>
+
+<p>Petite La Rhune was allotted to our division, as their first point of
+attack; and, accordingly, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page264" name="page264"></a>(p. 264)</span> the 10th being the day fixed, we
+moved to our ground at midnight, on the 9th. The abrupt ridges in the
+neighbourhood enabled us to lodge ourselves, unperceived, within
+half-musket-shot of their piquets; and we had left every description of
+animal behind us in camp, in order that neither the barking of dogs nor
+the neighing of steeds should give indication of our intentions. Our
+signal of attack was to be a gun from Sir John Hope, who had now
+succeeded Sir Thomas Graham in the command of the left wing of the army.</p>
+
+<p>We stood to our arms at dawn of day, which was soon followed by the
+signal-gun; and each commanding officer, according to previous
+instructions, led gallantly off to his point of attack. The French must
+have been, no doubt, astonished to see such an armed force spring out of
+the ground almost under their noses; but they were, nevertheless,
+prepared behind their entrenchments, and caused us some loss in passing
+the short space between us; but the whole place was carried within the
+time required to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page265" name="page265"></a>(p. 265)</span> walk over it; and, in less than half-an-hour
+from the commencement of the attack, it was in our possession, with all
+their tents left standing.</p>
+
+<p>Petite La Rhune was more of an outpost than a part of their position,
+the latter being a chain of stupendous mountains in its rear; so that
+while our battalion followed their skirmishers into the valley between,
+the remainder of our division were forming for the attack on the main
+position, and waiting for the co-operation of the other divisions, the
+thunder of whose artillery, echoing along the valleys, proclaimed that
+they were engaged, far and wide, on both sides of us. About midday our
+division advanced to the grand attack on the most formidable looking
+part of the whole of the enemy's position, and, much to our surprise, we
+carried it with more ease and less loss than the outpost in the morning,
+a circumstance which we could only account for by supposing that it had
+been defended by the same troops, and that they did not choose to
+sustain two <i>hard</i> beatings on the same day. The attack succeeded at
+every point; and, in the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page266" name="page266"></a>(p. 266)</span> evening, we had the satisfaction of
+seeing the left wing of the army marching into St. Jean de Luz.</p>
+
+<p>Towards the end of the action, Colonel Barnard was struck with a
+musket-ball, which carried him clean off his horse. The enemy, seeing
+that they had shot an officer of rank, very maliciously kept up a heavy
+firing on the spot, while we were carrying him under the brow of the
+hill. The ball having passed through the lungs, he was spitting blood,
+and, at the moment, had every appearance of being in a dying state; but,
+to our joy and surprise, he, that day month, rode up to the battalion,
+when it was in action, near Bayonne; and, I need not add, that he was
+received with three hearty cheers.</p>
+
+<p>A curious fact occurred in our regiment at this period. Prior to the
+action of the Nivelle, an owl had perched itself on the tent of one of
+our officers (Lieut. Doyle). This officer was killed in the battle, and
+the owl was afterwards seen on Capt. Duncan's tent. His brother-officers
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page267" name="page267"></a>(p. 267)</span> quizzed him on the subject, by telling him that he was the
+next on the list; a joke which Capt. D. did not much relish, and it was
+prophetic, as he soon afterwards fell at Tarbes.</p>
+
+<p>The movements of the two or three days following placed the enemy within
+their entrenchments at Bayonne, and the head-quarters of our battalion
+in the Chateau D'Arcangues, with the outposts of the division at the
+village of Bassasarry and its adjacents.</p>
+
+<p>I now felt myself both in a humour and a place to enjoy an interval of
+peace and quietness. The country was abundant in every comfort; the
+chateau was large, well-furnished, and unoccupied, except by a
+bed-ridden grandmother, and young Arcangues, a gay rattling young
+fellow, who furnished us with plenty of good wine, (by our paying for
+the same,) and made one of our mess.</p>
+
+<p>On the 20th of November a strong reconnoitring party of the enemy
+examined our chain of posts. They remained a considerable time within
+half-musket-shot of one of our piquets, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page268" name="page268"></a>(p. 268)</span> but we did not fire,
+and they seemed at last as if they had all gone away. The place where
+they had stood bounded our view in that direction, as it was a small
+sand-hill with a mud-cottage at the end of it; after watching the spot
+intensely for nearly an hour, and none shewing themselves, my curiosity
+would keep no longer, and, desiring three men to follow, I rode forward
+to ascertain the fact. When I cleared the end of the cottage, I found
+myself within three yards of at least a dozen of them, who were seated
+in a group behind a small hedge, with their arms laid against the wall
+of the cottage, and a sentry with sloped arms, and his back towards me,
+listening to their conversation.</p>
+
+<p>My first impulse was to gallop in amongst them, and order them to
+surrender; but my three men were still twenty or thirty yards behind,
+and, as my only chance of success was by surprise, I thought the risk of
+the delay too great, and, reining back my horse, I made a signal to my
+men to retire, which, from the soil being a deep sand, we were enabled
+to do without <span class="pagenum"><a id="page269" name="page269"></a>(p. 269)</span> the slightest noise; but all the while I had my
+ears pricked up, expecting every instant to find a ball whistling
+through my body; however, as none of them afterwards shewed themselves
+past the end of the cottage, I concluded that they had remained ignorant
+of my visit.</p>
+
+<p>We had an affair of some kind, once a week, while we remained there; and
+as they were generally trifling, and we always found a good dinner and a
+good bed in the chateau on our return, we considered them rather a
+relief than otherwise.</p>
+
+<p>The only instance of a want of professional generosity that I ever had
+occasion to remark in a French officer, occurred on one of these
+occasions. We were about to push in their outposts, for some particular
+purpose, and I was sent with an order for Lieutenant Gardiner of ours,
+who was on piquet, to attack the post in his front, as soon as he should
+see a corresponding movement on his flank, which would take place almost
+immediately. The enemy's sentries were so near, as to be quite at Mr.
+Gardiner's mercy, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page270" name="page270"></a>(p. 270)</span> who immediately said to me, "Well, I wo'n't
+kill these unfortunate rascals at all events, but shall tell them to go
+in and join their piquet." I applauded his motives, and rode off; but I
+had only gone a short distance when I heard a volley of musketry behind
+me; and, seeing that it had come from the French piquet, I turned back
+to see what had happened, and found that the officer commanding it had
+no sooner got his sentries so generously restored to him, than he
+instantly formed his piquet and fired a volley at Lieutenant Gardiner,
+who was walking a little apart from his men, waiting for the expected
+signal. The balls all fell near, without touching him, and, for the
+honour of the French army, I was glad to hear afterwards that the
+officer alluded to was a militia-man.</p>
+
+
+<h4>BATTLES NEAR BAYONNE,<br>
+
+December 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th, 1813.</h4>
+
+<p>The centre and left wing of our army advanced <span class="pagenum"><a id="page271" name="page271"></a>(p. 271)</span> on the morning
+of the 9th of December, and drove the enemy within their entrenchments,
+threatening an attack on their lines. Lord Wellington had the double
+object, in this movement, of reconnoitring their works, and effecting
+the passage of the Nive with his right wing. The rivers Nive and Adour
+unite in the town of Bayonne, so that while we were threatening to storm
+the works on one side, Sir Rowland Hill passed the Nive, without
+opposition, on the other, and took up his ground, with his right on the
+Adour and his left on the Nive, on a contracted space, within a very
+short distance of the walls of the town. On our side we were engaged in
+a continued skirmish until dark, when we retired to our quarters, under
+the supposition that we had got our usual week's allowance, and that we
+should remain quiet again for a time.</p>
+
+<p>We turned out at daylight on the 10th; but, as there was a thick
+drizzling rain which prevented us from seeing any thing, we soon turned
+in again. My servant soon after came <span class="pagenum"><a id="page272" name="page272"></a>(p. 272)</span> to tell me that Sir Lowry
+Cole, and some of his staff, had just ascended to the top of the
+chateau, a piece of information which did not quite please me, for I
+fancied that the general had just discovered our quarter to be better
+than his own, and had come for the purpose of taking possession of it.
+However, in less than five minutes, we received an order for our
+battalion to move up instantly to the support of the piquets; and, on my
+descending to the door, to mount my horse, I found Sir Lowry standing
+there, who asked if we had received any orders; and, on my telling him
+that we had been ordered up to support the piquets, he immediately
+desired a staff-officer to order up one of his brigades to the rear of
+the chateau. This was one of the numerous instances in which we had
+occasion to admire the prudence and forethought of the great Wellington!
+He had foreseen the attack that would take place, and had his different
+divisions disposed to meet it. We no sooner moved up, than we found
+ourselves a party engaged along with the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page273" name="page273"></a>(p. 273)</span> piquets; and, under a
+heavy skirmishing fire, retiring gradually from hedge to hedge,
+according as the superior force of the enemy compelled us to give
+ground, until we finally retired within our home, the chateau, which was
+the first part of our position that was meant to be defended in earnest.
+We had previously thrown up a mud rampart around it, and loop-holed the
+different outhouses, so that we had nothing now to do, but to line the
+walls and shew determined fight. The forty-third occupied the
+church-yard to our left, which was also partially fortified; and the
+third Cácadores and our third battalion, occupied the space between,
+behind the hedge-rows, while the fourth division was in readiness to
+support us from the rear. The enemy came up to the opposite ridge, in
+formidable numbers, and began blazing at our windows and loop-holes, and
+shewing some disposition to attempt it by storm; but they thought better
+of it and withdrew their columns a short distance to the rear, leaving
+the nearest hedge lined with their skirmishers. An officer of ours, Mr.
+Hopewood, and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page274" name="page274"></a>(p. 274)</span> one of our serjeants, had been killed in the
+field opposite, within twenty yards of where the enemy's skirmishers now
+were. We were very anxious to get possession of their bodies, but had
+not force enough to effect it. Several French soldiers came through the
+hedge, at different times, with the intention, as we thought, of
+plundering, but our men shot every one who attempted to go near them,
+until towards evening, when a French officer approached, waving a white
+handkerchief and pointing to some of his men who were following him with
+shovels. Seeing that his intention was to bury them, we instantly ceased
+firing, nor did we renew it again that night.</p>
+
+<p>The forty-third, from their post at the church, kept up an incessant
+shower of musketry the whole of the day, at what was conceived, at the
+time, to be a very long range; but from the quantity of balls which were
+afterwards found sticking in every tree, where the enemy stood, it was
+evident that their birth must have been rather uncomfortable.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page275" name="page275"></a>(p. 275)</span> One of our officers, in the course of the day, had been passing
+through a deep road-way, between two banks, with hedge-rows, when, to
+his astonishment, a dragoon and his horse tumbled heels over head into
+the road, as if they had been fired out of a cloud. Neither of them were
+the least hurt; but it must have been no joke that tempted him to take
+such a flight.</p>
+
+<p>Soult expected, by bringing his whole force to bear on our centre and
+left wing, that he would have succeeded in forcing it, or, at all
+events, of obliging Lord Wellington to withdraw Sir Rowland Hill from
+beyond the Nive; but he effected neither, and darkness left the two
+armies on the ground which they had fought on.</p>
+
+<p>General Alten and Sir James Kempt took up their quarters with us in the
+chateau: our sentries and those of the enemy stood within pistol-shot of
+each other in the ravine below.</p>
+
+<p>Young Arcangues, I presume, must have been rather disappointed at the
+result of the day; for, even giving him credit for every kindly feeling
+towards us, his wishes must still have <span class="pagenum"><a id="page276" name="page276"></a>(p. 276)</span> been in favour of his
+countrymen; but when he found that his chateau was to be a bone of
+contention, it then became his interest that we should keep possession
+of it; and he held out every inducement for us to do so; which, by the
+by, was quite unnecessary, seeing that our own comfort so much depended
+on it. However, though his supplies of claret had failed some days
+before, he now discovered some fresh cases in the cellar, which he
+immediately placed at our disposal; and, that our dire resolve to defend
+the fortress should not be melted by weak woman's wailings, he fixed an
+arm-chair on a mule, mounted his grandmother on it, and sent her off to
+the rear, while the balls were whizzing about the neighbourhood in a
+manner to which even she, poor old lady, was not altogether insensible,
+though she had become a mounted heroine at a period when she had given
+up all idea of ever sitting on any thing more lively than a coffin.</p>
+
+<p>During the whole of the 11th each army retained the same ground, and
+though there was <span class="pagenum"><a id="page277" name="page277"></a>(p. 277)</span> an occasional exchange of shots at different
+points, yet nothing material occurred.</p>
+
+<p>The enemy began throwing up a six-gun battery opposite our chateau; and
+we employed ourselves in strengthening the works, as a precautionary
+measure, though we had not much to dread from it, as they were so
+strictly within range of our rifles, that he must have been a lucky
+artilleryman who stood there to fire a second shot.</p>
+
+<p>In the course of the night a brigade of Belgians, who were with the
+French army, having heard that their country had declared for their
+legitimate king, passed over to our side, and surrendered.</p>
+
+<p>On the 12th there was heavy firing and hard fighting, all day, to our
+left, but we remained perfectly quiet. Towards the afternoon, Sir James
+Kempt formed our brigade, for the purpose of expelling the enemy from
+the hill next the chateau, to which he thought them rather too near;
+but, just as we reached our different <span class="pagenum"><a id="page278" name="page278"></a>(p. 278)</span> points for commencing
+the attack, we were recalled, and nothing further occurred.</p>
+
+<p>I went, about one o'clock in the morning, to visit our different
+piquets; and seeing an unusual number of fires in the enemy's lines, I
+concluded that they had lit them to mask some movement; and taking a
+patrole with me, I stole cautiously forward, and found that they had
+left the ground altogether. I immediately returned, and reported the
+circumstance to General Alten, who sent off a despatch to apprize Lord
+Wellington.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as day began to dawn, on the morning of the 13th, a tremendous
+fire of artillery and musketry was heard to our right. Soult had
+withdrawn every thing from our front in the course of the night, and had
+now attacked Sir Rowland Hill with his whole force. Lord Wellington, in
+expectation of this attack, had, last night, reinforced Sir Rowland Hill
+with the sixth division; which enabled him to occupy his contracted
+position so strongly, that Soult, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page279" name="page279"></a>(p. 279)</span> unable to bring more than
+his own front to bear upon him, sustained a signal and sanguinary
+defeat.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington galloped into the yard of our chateau, soon after the
+attack had commenced, and demanded, with his usual quickness, what was
+to be seen? Sir James Kempt, who was spying at the action from an upper
+window, told him; and, after desiring Sir James to order Sir Lowry Cole
+to follow him with the fourth division, he galloped off to the scene of
+action. In the afternoon, when all was over, he called in again, on his
+return to head-quarters, and told us, "that it was the most glorious
+affair that he had ever seen; and that the enemy had absolutely left
+upwards of five thousand men, killed and wounded, on the ground."</p>
+
+<p>This was the last action in which we were concerned, near Bayonne. The
+enemy seemed quite satisfied with what they had got; and offered us no
+further molestation, but withdrew within their works.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page280" name="page280"></a>(p. 280)</span> CHAP. XVIII.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Change of Quarters. Change of Diet. Suttlers. Our new Quarter. A
+ long-going Horse gone. New Clothing. Adam's lineal Descendants.
+ St. Palais. Action at Tarbes. Faubourg of Toulouse. The green
+ Man. Passage of the Garonne. Battle of Toulouse. Peace. Castle
+ Sarrazin. A tender Point.</p>
+
+
+<p>Towards the end of the month, some divisions of the French army having
+left Bayonne, and ascended the right bank of the Adour, it produced a
+corresponding movement on our side, by which our division then occupied
+Ustaritz, and some neighbouring villages; a change of quarters we had no
+reason to rejoice in.</p>
+
+<p>At Arcangues, notwithstanding the influence of our messmate, "the
+Seigneur du Village," our table had, latterly, exhibited gradual
+symptoms <span class="pagenum"><a id="page281" name="page281"></a>(p. 281)</span> of decay. But <i>here</i>, our voracious predecessors had
+not only swallowed the calf, but the cow, and, literally, left us
+nothing; so that, from an occasional turkey, or a pork-pie, we were now,
+all at once, reduced to our daily ration of a withered pound of beef. A
+great many necessaries of life could certainly be procured from St. Jean
+de Luz, but the prices there were absolutely suicidical. The suttlers'
+shops were too small to hold both their goods and their consciences; so
+that, every pin's worth they sold cost us a dollar; and as every dollar
+cost us seven shillings, they were, of course, not so plenty as bad
+dinners. I have often regretted that the enemy never got an opportunity
+of having the run of their shops for a few minutes, that they might have
+been, in some measure, punished for their sins, even in this world.</p>
+
+<p>The house that held our table, too, was but a wretched apology for the
+one we had left. A bitter wind continued to blow; and as the granary of
+a room which we occupied, on the first floor, had no fire-place, we
+immediately <span class="pagenum"><a id="page282" name="page282"></a>(p. 282)</span> proceeded to provide it with one, and continued
+filling it up with such a load of bricks and mortar that the first floor
+was on the point of becoming the ground one; and, having only a choice
+of evils, on such an emergency, we, as usual, adopted that which
+appeared to us to be the least, cutting down the only two fruit-trees in
+the garden to prop it up with. We were rather on doubtful terms with the
+landlord before, but this put us all square&mdash;no terms at all.</p>
+
+<p>Our animals, too, were in a woful plight, for want of forage. We were
+obliged to send our baggage ones, every week, for their rations of corn,
+three days' march, through oceans of mud, which ought, properly, to have
+been navigated with boats. The whole cavalcade always moved under the
+charge of an officer, and many were the anxious looks that we took with
+our spy-glasses, from a hill overlooking the road, on the days of their
+expected return, each endeavouring to descry his own. Mine came back to
+me twice; but "the pitcher that goes often to the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page283" name="page283"></a>(p. 283)</span> well" was
+verified in his third trip, for&mdash;he perished in a muddy grave.</p>
+
+<p>His death, however, was not so unexpected as it might have been, for,
+although I cannot literally say that he had been dying by inches, seeing
+that he had walked all the way from the frontiers of Portugal, yet he
+had, nevertheless, been doing it on the grand scale&mdash;by miles. I only
+fell in with him the day before the commencement of the campaign, and,
+after reconnoitring him with my usual judgement, and seeing that he was
+in possession of the regulated quantity of eyes, legs, and mouth, and
+concluding that they were all calculated to perform their different
+functions, I took him, as a man does his wife, for better and for worse;
+and it was not until the end of the first day's march that I found he
+had a broken jaw-bone, and could not eat, and I had, therefore, been
+obliged to support him all along on spoon diet; he was a capital horse,
+only for that!</p>
+
+<p>It has already been written, in another man's book, that we always
+require just a little more <span class="pagenum"><a id="page284" name="page284"></a>(p. 284)</span> than we have got to make us
+perfectly happy; and, as we had given this neighbourhood a fair trial,
+and <i>that little</i> was not to be found in it, we were very glad when,
+towards the end of February, we were permitted to look for it a little
+further on. We broke up from quarters on the 21st, leaving Sir John
+Hope, with the left wing of the army, in the investment of Bayonne, Lord
+Wellington followed Soult with the remainder.</p>
+
+<p>The new clothing for the different regiments of the army had, in the
+mean time, been gradually arriving at St. Jean de Luz; and, as the
+commissariat transport was required for other purposes, not to mention
+that a man's new coat always looks better on his own back than it does
+on a mule's, the different regiments marched there for it in succession.
+It did not come to our turn until we had taken a stride to the front, as
+far as La Bastide; our retrograde movement, therefore, obliged us to bid
+adieu to our division for some time.</p>
+
+<p>On our arrival at St. Jean de Luz, we found our new clothing, and some
+new friends in the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page285" name="page285"></a>(p. 285)</span> family of our old friend, Arcangues, which
+was one of the most respectable in the district, and who showed us a
+great deal of kindness. As it happened to be the commencement of Lent,
+the young ladies were, at first, doubtful as to the propriety of joining
+us in any of the gaieties; but, after a short consultation, they
+arranged it with their consciences, and joined in the waltz right
+merrily. Mademoiselle was really an exceedingly nice girl, and the most
+lively companion in arms (in a waltz) that I ever met.</p>
+
+<p>Our clothing detained us there two days; on the third, we proceeded to
+rejoin the division.</p>
+
+<p>The pride of ancestry is very tenaciously upheld among the Basques, who
+are the mountaineers of that district. I had a fancy that most of them
+grew wild, like their trees, without either fathers or mothers, and was,
+therefore, much amused, one day, to hear a fellow, with a Tam
+O'Shanter's bonnet, and a pair of bare legs, tracing his descent from
+the first man, and maintaining that he spoke the same language <span class="pagenum"><a id="page286" name="page286"></a>(p. 286)</span>
+too. He might have added, if further proof were wanting, that he, also,
+wore the same kind of shoes and stockings.</p>
+
+<p>On the 27th February, 1814, we marched, all day, to the tune of a
+cannonade; it was the battle of Orthes; and, on our arrival, in the
+evening, at the little town of St. Palais, we were very much annoyed to
+find the seventy-ninth regiment stationed there, who handed us a general
+order, desiring that the last-arrived regiment should relieve the
+preceding one in charge of the place. This was the more vexatious,
+knowing that there was no other regiment behind to relieve us. It was a
+nice little town, and we were treated, by the inhabitants, like friends
+and allies, experiencing much kindness and hospitality from them; but a
+rifleman, in the rear, is like a fish out of the water; he feels that he
+is not in his place. Seeing no other mode of obtaining a release, we, at
+length, began detaining the different detachments who were proceeding to
+join their regiments, with a view of forming a battalion of them; but,
+by the time that we had <span class="pagenum"><a id="page287" name="page287"></a>(p. 287)</span> collected a sufficient number for that
+purpose, we received an order, from head-quarters, to join the army;
+when, after a few days' forced marches, we had, at length, the happiness
+of overtaking our division a short distance beyond the town of Aire. The
+battle of Orthes was the only affair of consequence that had taken place
+during our absence.</p>
+
+<p>We remained stationary, near Aire, until the middle of March, when the
+army was again put in motion.</p>
+
+<p>On the morning of the 19th, while we were marching along the road, near
+the town of Tarbes, we saw what appeared to be a small piquet of the
+enemy, on the top of a hill to our left, looking down upon us, when a
+company of our second battalion was immediately sent to dislodge them.
+The enemy, however, increased in number, in proportion to those sent
+against them, until not only the whole of the second, but our own, and
+the third battalion were eventually brought into action; and still we
+had more than double our number opposed to us; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page288" name="page288"></a>(p. 288)</span> but we,
+nevertheless, drove them from the field with great slaughter, after a
+desperate struggle of a few minutes, in which we had eleven officers
+killed and wounded. As this fight was purely a rifle one, and took place
+within sight of the whole army, I may be justified in giving the
+following quotation from the author of "Twelve Years' Military
+Adventure," who was a spectator, and who, in allusion to this affair,
+says, "Our rifles were immediately sent to dislodge the French from the
+hills on our left, and our battalion was ordered to support them.
+Nothing could exceed the manner in which the ninety-fifth set about the
+business.... Certainly I never saw such skirmishers as the ninety-fifth,
+now the rifle brigade. They could do the work much better and with
+infinitely less loss than any other of our best light troops. They
+possessed an individual boldness, a mutual understanding, and a
+quickness of eye, in taking advantage of the ground, which, taken
+altogether, I never saw equalled. They were, in fact, as much superior
+to the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page289" name="page289"></a>(p. 289)</span> French <i>voltigeurs</i>, as the latter were to our
+skirmishers in general. As our regiment was often employed in supporting
+them, I think I am fairly qualified to speak of their merits."</p>
+
+<p>We followed the enemy until dark, when, after having taken up our ground
+and lit our fires, they rather maliciously opened a cannonade upon us;
+but, as few of their shots took effect, we did not put ourselves to the
+inconvenience of moving, and they soon desisted.</p>
+
+<p>We continued in pursuit daily, until we finally arrived on the banks of
+the Garonne, opposite Toulouse. The day after our arrival an attempt was
+made, by our engineers, to throw a bridge across the river, above the
+town; and we had assembled one morning, to be in readiness to pass over,
+but they were obliged to abandon it for want of the necessary number of
+pontoons, and we returned again to quarters.</p>
+
+<p>We were stationed, for several days, in the suburb of St. Ciprien, where
+we found ourselves exceedingly comfortable. It consisted chiefly of
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page290" name="page290"></a>(p. 290)</span> the citizens' country houses, and an abundance of the public
+tea and fruit accommodations, with which every large city is surrounded,
+for the temptation of Sunday parties; and, as the inhabitants had all
+fled hurriedly into town, leaving their cellars, generally speaking,
+well stocked with a tolerable kind of wine, we made ourselves at home.</p>
+
+<p>It was finally determined that the passage of the river should be tried
+below the town, and, preparatory thereto, we took ground to our left,
+and got lodged in the chateau of a rich old West-India-man. He was a
+tall ramrod of a fellow, upwards of six feet high, withered to a cinder,
+and had a pair of green eyes, which looked as if they belonged to
+somebody else, who was looking through his eye-holes; but, despite his
+imperfections, he had got a young wife, and she was nursing a young
+child. The "Green Man" (as we christened him) was not, however, so bad
+as he looked; and we found our billet such a good one, that when we were
+called away to fight, after a few days' residence with <span class="pagenum"><a id="page291" name="page291"></a>(p. 291)</span> him, I
+question, if left to our choice, whether we would not have rather
+remained where we were!</p>
+
+<p>A bridge having, at length, been established, about a league below the
+town, two British divisions passed over; but the enemy, by floating
+timber and other things down the stream, succeeded in carrying one or
+two of the pontoons from their moorings, which prevented any more from
+crossing either that day or the succeeding one. It was expected that the
+French would have taken advantage of this circumstance, to attack the
+two divisions on the other side; but they thought it more prudent to
+wait the attack in their own strong hold, and in doing so I believe they
+acted wisely, for these two divisions had both flanks secured by the
+river, their position was not too extended for their numbers, and they
+had a clear space in their front, which was flanked by artillery from
+the commanding ground on our side of the river; so that, altogether,
+they would have been found ugly customers to any body who chose to
+meddle with them.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page292" name="page292"></a>(p. 292)</span> The bridge was re-established on the night of the 9th, and, at
+daylight next morning, we bade adieu to the <i>Green Man</i>, inviting him to
+come and see us in Toulouse in the evening. He laughed at the idea,
+telling us that we should be lucky fellows if ever we got in; and, at
+all events, he said, that he would bet a <i>déjeûné à la forchette</i> for a
+dozen, that we did not enter it in three days from that time. I took the
+bet, and won, but the old rogue never came to pay me.</p>
+
+<p>We crossed the river, and advanced sufficiently near to the enemy's
+position to be just out of the reach of their fire, where we waited
+until dispositions were made for the attack, which took place as
+follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Sir Rowland Hill, who remained on the left bank of the Garonne, made a
+show of attacking the bridge and suburb of the town on that side.</p>
+
+<p>On our side of the river the Spanish army, which had never hitherto
+taken an active part in any of our general actions, now claimed the post
+of honour, and advanced to storm the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page293" name="page293"></a>(p. 293)</span> strongest part of the
+heights. Our division was ordered to support them in the low grounds,
+and, at the same time, to threaten a point of the canal; and Picton, who
+was on our right, was ordered to make a false attack on the canal. These
+were all that were visible to us. The remaining divisions of the army
+were in continuation to the left.</p>
+
+<p>The Spaniards, anxious to monopolize all the glory, I rather think,
+moved on to the attack a little too soon, and before the British
+divisions on their left were in readiness to co-operate; however, be
+that as it may, they were soon in a blaze of fire, and began walking
+through it, at first, with a great show of gallantry and determination;
+but their courage was not altogether screwed up to the sticking point,
+and the nearer they came to the critical pass, the less prepared they
+seemed to meet it, until they all finally faced to the right-about, and
+came back upon us as fast as their heels could carry them, pursued by
+the enemy.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page294" name="page294"></a>(p. 294)</span> We instantly advanced to their relief, and concluded that they
+would have rallied behind us; but they had no idea of doing any thing of
+the kind; for, when with <i>Cuesta</i> and some of the other Spanish
+generals, they had been accustomed, under such circumstances, to run a
+hundred miles at a time; so that, passing through the intervals of our
+division, they went clear off to the rear, and we never saw them more.
+The moment the French found us interpose between them and the Spaniards
+they retired within their works.</p>
+
+<p>The only remark that Lord Wellington was said to have made on their
+conduct, after waiting to see whether they would stand after they got
+out of the reach of the enemy's shot, was, "well, d&mdash;&mdash; me, if ever I
+saw ten thousand men run a race before!" However, notwithstanding their
+disaster, many of their officers certainly evinced great bravery, and on
+their account it is to be regretted that the attack was made so soon,
+for they would otherwise <span class="pagenum"><a id="page295" name="page295"></a>(p. 295)</span> have carried their point with little
+loss, either of life or credit, as the British divisions on the left
+soon after stormed and carried all the other works, and obliged those
+who had been opposed to the Spaniards to evacuate theirs without firing
+another shot.</p>
+
+<p>When the enemy were driven from the heights, they retired within the
+town, and the canal then became their line of defence, which they
+maintained the whole of the next day; but in the course of the following
+night they left the town altogether, and we took possession of it on the
+morning of the 12th.</p>
+
+<p>The inhabitants of Toulouse hoisted the white flag, and declared for the
+Bourbons the moment that the French army had left it; and, in the course
+of the same day, Colonel Cooke arrived from Paris, with the
+extraordinary news of Napoleon's abdication. Soult has been accused of
+having been in possession of that fact prior to the battle of Toulouse;
+but, to disprove such an assertion, it can only be necessary to think,
+for <span class="pagenum"><a id="page296" name="page296"></a>(p. 296)</span> a moment, whether he would not have made it public the day
+after the battle, while he yet held possession of the town, as it would
+not only have enabled him to keep it, but, to those who knew no better,
+it might have given him a shadow of claim to the victory, if he chose to
+avail himself of it; and I have known a victory claimed by a French
+marshal on more slender grounds. In place of knowing it then, he did not
+even believe it now; and we were absolutely obliged to follow him a
+day's march beyond Toulouse before he agreed to an armistice.</p>
+
+<p>The news of the peace, at this period, certainly sounded as strangely in
+our ears as it did in those of the French marshal, for it was a change
+that we never had contemplated. We had been born in war, reared in war,
+and war was our trade; and what soldiers had to do in peace, was a
+problem yet to be solved among us.</p>
+
+<p>After remaining a few days at Toulouse, we were sent into quarters, in
+the town of Castel-Sarazin, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page297" name="page297"></a>(p. 297)</span> along with our old companions in
+arms, the fifty-second, to wait the necessary arrangements for our final
+removal from France.</p>
+
+<p>Castel-Sarazin is a respectable little town, on the right bank of the
+Garonne; and its inhabitants received us so kindly, that every officer
+found in his quarter a family home. We there, too, found both the time
+and the opportunity of exercising one of the agreeable professions to
+which we had long been strangers, that of making love to the pretty
+little girls with which the place abounded; when, after a three months'
+residence among them, the fatal order arrived for our march to Bordeaux,
+for embarkation, the buckets full of salt tears that were shed by men
+who had almost forgotten the way to weep was quite ridiculous. I have
+never yet, however, clearly made out whether people are most in love
+when they are laughing or when they are crying. Our greatest love
+writers certainly give the preference to the latter. <i>Scott</i> thinks that
+"love is loveliest when it's bathed in tears;" and <i>Moore</i> tells his
+mistress to "give <span class="pagenum"><a id="page298" name="page298"></a>(p. 298)</span> smiles to those who love her less, but to
+keep her tears for him;" but what pleasure he can take in seeing her in
+affliction, I cannot make out; nor, for the soul of me, can I see why a
+face full of smiles should not be every bit as valuable as one of tears,
+seeing that it is so much more pleasant to look at.</p>
+
+<p>I have rather wandered, in search of an apology for my own countenance
+not having gone into mourning on that melancholy occasion; for, to tell
+the truth, (and if I had a visage sensible to such an impression, I
+should blush while I tell it,) I was as much in love as any body, up
+nearly to the last moment, when I fell out of it, as it were, by a
+miracle; but, probably, a history of love's last look may be considered
+as my justification. The day before our departure, in returning from a
+ride, I overtook my love and her sister, strolling by the river's side,
+and, instantly dismounting, I joined in their walk. My horse was
+following, at the length of his bridle-reins, and, while I was engaged
+in conversation with the sister, the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page299" name="page299"></a>(p. 299)</span> other dropped behind,
+and, when I looked round, I found her mounted <i>astride</i> on my horse! and
+with such a pair of legs, too! It was rather too good; and "Richard was
+himself again."</p>
+
+<p>Although released, under the foregoing circumstances, from individual
+attachment, that of a general nature continued strong as ever; and,
+without an exception on either side, I do believe, that we parted with
+mutual regret, and with the most unbounded love and good feeling towards
+each other. We exchanged substantial proofs of it while together; we
+continued to do so after we had parted; nor were we forgotten when we
+were <i>no more</i>! It having appeared, in some of the newspapers, a year
+afterwards, that every one of our officers had been killed at Waterloo,
+that the regiment had been brought out of the action by a volunteer, and
+the report having come to the knowledge of our Castel-Sarazin friends,
+they drew up a letter, which they sent to our commanding officer, signed
+by every person of respectability in the place, lamenting our fate,
+expressing a hope that the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page300" name="page300"></a>(p. 300)</span> report might have been exaggerated,
+and entreating to be informed as to the particular fate of each
+individual officer, whom they mentioned by name. They were kind
+good-hearted souls, and may God bless them!<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page301" name="page301"></a>(p. 301)</span> CHAP. XIX.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Commencement of the War of 1815. Embark for Rotterdam. Ship's
+ Stock. Ship struck. A Pilot, a Smuggler, and a Lawyer. A Boat
+ without Stock. Join the Regiment at Brussels.</p>
+
+
+<p>I have endeavoured, in this book of mine, to measure out the peace and
+war in due proportions, according to the spirit of the times it speaks
+of; and, as there appears to me to be as much peace in the last chapter
+as occurred in Europe between 1814 and 1815, I shall, with the reader's
+permission, lodge my regiment, at once, on Dover-heights, and myself in
+Scotland, taking a shot at the last of the woodcocks, which happened to
+be our relative positions, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page302" name="page302"></a>(p. 302)</span> when Bonaparte's escape from Elba
+once more summoned the army to the field.</p>
+
+<p>The first intimation I had of it was by a letter, informing me of the
+embarkation of the battalion for the Netherlands, and desiring me to
+join them there, without delay; and, finding that a brig was to sail,
+the following day, from Leith to Rotterdam, I took a passage on board of
+her. She was an odd one to look at, but the captain assured me that she
+was a good one to go; and, besides, that he had provided every thing
+that was elegant for our entertainment. The latter piece of information
+I did not think of questioning until too late to profit by it, for I had
+the mortification to discover, the first day, that his whole stock
+consisted in a quarter of lamb, in addition to the ship's own, with a
+few cabbages, and five gallons of whiskey.</p>
+
+<p>After having been ten days at sea, I was awoke, one morning before
+daylight, with the ship's grinding over a sand-bank, on the coast of
+Holland; fortunately, it did not blow hard, and a pilot soon after came
+alongside, who, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page303" name="page303"></a>(p. 303)</span> after exacting a reward suitable to the
+occasion, at length, consented to come on board, and extricated us from
+our perilous situation, carrying the vessel into the entrance of one of
+the small branches of the river leading up to Rotterdam, where we came
+to anchor. The captain was very desirous of appealing to a magistrate
+for a reduction in the exorbitant demand of the pilot; and I accompanied
+him on shore for that purpose. An Englishman made up to us at the
+landing-place, and said that his name was C&mdash;&mdash;, that he had made his
+fortune by smuggling, and, though he was not permitted to spend it in
+his native country, that he had the greatest pleasure in being of
+service to his countrymen. As this was exactly the sort of person we
+were in search of, the Captain explained his grievance; and the other
+said that he would conduct him to a gentleman who would soon put that to
+rights. We, accordingly, walked to the adjoining village, in one of the
+houses of which he introduced us, formally, to a tall Dutchman, with a
+pipe in his mouth and a pen behind his <span class="pagenum"><a id="page304" name="page304"></a>(p. 304)</span> ear, who, after hearing
+the story, proceeded to commit it, in large characters, to a quire of
+foolscap.</p>
+
+<p>The cautious nature of the Scotchman did not altogether like the
+appearance of the man of business, and demanding, through the
+interpreter, whether there would be any thing to pay for his
+proceedings? he was told that it would cost five guineas. "Five devils,"
+said Saunders; "What is it for?" "For a protest," said the other. "D&mdash;n
+the protest," said the captain; "I came here to save five guineas, and
+not to pay five more." I could stand the scene no longer, and rushed out
+of the house, under the pretence of seeing the village; and on my return
+to the ship, half an hour afterwards, I found the captain fast asleep. I
+know not whether he swallowed the remainder of the five gallons of
+whiskey, in addition to his five-guinea grievance, but I could not shake
+him out of it, although the mate and I tried, alternately, for upwards
+of two hours; and indeed I never heard whether he ever got out of
+it,&mdash;for when <span class="pagenum"><a id="page305" name="page305"></a>(p. 305)</span> I found that they had to go outside to find
+another passage up to Rotterdam, I did not think it prudent to trust
+myself any longer in the hands of such artists, and, taking leave of the
+sleeper, with a last ineffectual shake, I hired a boat to take me
+through the passage in which we then were.</p>
+
+<p>We started with a stiff fair wind, and the boatman assured me that we
+should reach Rotterdam in less than five hours (forty miles); but it
+soon lulled to a dead calm, which left us to the tedious operation of
+tiding it up; and, to mend the matter, we had not a fraction of money
+between us, nor any thing to eat or drink. I bore starvation all that
+day and night, with the most christian-like fortitude; but, the next
+morning, I could stand it no longer, and sending the boatman on shore,
+to a neighbouring house, I instructed him either to beg or steal
+something, whichever he should find the most prolific; but he was a
+clumsy hand at both, and came on board again with only a very small
+quantity of coffee. It, however, afforded some relief, and in the
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page306" name="page306"></a>(p. 306)</span> afternoon we reached the town of Dort, and, on lodging my
+baggage in pawn with a French inn-keeper, he advanced me the means of
+going on to Rotterdam, where I got cash for the bill which I had on a
+merchant there. Once more furnished with the "sinews of war," with my
+feet on <i>terra firma</i>, I lost no time in setting forward to Antwerp, and
+from thence to Brussels, when I had the happiness of rejoining my
+battalion, which was then quartered in the city.</p>
+
+<p>Brussels was, at this time, a scene of extraordinary preparation, from
+the succession of troops who were hourly arriving, and in their
+formation into brigades and divisions. We had the good fortune to be
+attached to the brigade of our old and favourite commander, Sir James
+Kempt, and in the fifth division, under Sir Thomas Picton. It was the
+only division quartered in Brussels, the others being all towards the
+French frontier, except the Duke of Brunswick's corps, which lay on the
+Antwerp road.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page307" name="page307"></a>(p. 307)</span> CHAP. XX.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Relative Situation of the Troops. March from Brussels. The Prince
+ and the Beggar. Battle of Quatre-Bras.</p>
+
+
+<p>As our division was composed of crack regiments, under crack commanders,
+and headed by fire-eating generals, we had little to do the first
+fortnight after my arrival, beyond indulging in all the amusements of
+our delightful quarter; but, as the middle of June approached, we began
+to get a little more on the <i>qui vive</i>, for we were aware that Napoleon
+was about to make a dash at some particular point; and, as he was not
+the sort of general to give his opponent an idea of the when and the
+where, the greater part of our army was necessarily disposed along the
+frontier, to meet him at his own <span class="pagenum"><a id="page308" name="page308"></a>(p. 308)</span> place. They were of course
+too much extended to offer effectual resistance in their advanced
+position; but as our division and the Duke of Brunswick's corps were
+held in reserve, at Brussels, in readiness to be thrust at whatever
+point might be attacked, they were a sufficient additional force to
+check the enemy for the time required to concentrate the army.</p>
+
+<p>On the 14th of June it was generally known, among the military circles
+in Brussels, that Buonaparte was in motion, at the head of his troops;
+and though his movement was understood to point at the Prussians, yet he
+was not sufficiently advanced to afford a correct clue to his
+intentions.</p>
+
+<p>We were, the whole of the 15th, on the most anxious look out for news
+from the front; but no report had been received prior to the hour of
+dinner. I went, about seven in the evening, to take a stroll in the
+park, and meeting one of the Duke's staff, he asked me, <i>en passant</i>,
+whether my pack-saddles were all ready? I told him <span class="pagenum"><a id="page309" name="page309"></a>(p. 309)</span> that they
+were nearly so, and added, "I suppose they wo'n't be wanted, at all
+events, before to-morrow?" to which he replied, in the act of leaving
+me, "If you have any preparation to make, I would recommend you not to
+delay so long." I took the hint, and returning to quarters, remained in
+momentary expectation of an order to move. The bugles sounded to arms
+about two hours after.</p>
+
+<p>To the credit of our battalion, be it recorded, that, although the
+greater part were in bed when the assembly sounded, and billetted over
+the most distant parts of that extensive city, every man was on his
+alarm-post before eleven o'clock, in a complete state of marching order:
+whereas, it was nearly two o'clock in the morning before we were joined
+by the others.</p>
+
+<p>As a grand ball was to take place the same night, at the Duchess of
+Richmond's, the order for the assembling of the troops was accompanied
+by permission for any officer who chose to remain for the ball, provided
+that he joined his <span class="pagenum"><a id="page310" name="page310"></a>(p. 310)</span> regiment early in the morning. Several of
+ours took advantage of it.</p>
+
+<p>Brussels was, at that time, thronged with British temporary residents;
+who, no doubt, in the course of the two last days, must have heard,
+through their military acquaintance, of the immediate prospect of
+hostilities. But, accustomed, on their own ground, to hear of those
+things as a piece of news in which they were not personally concerned;
+and never dreaming of danger, in streets crowded with the gay uniforms
+of their countrymen; it was not until their defenders were summoned to
+the field, that they were fully sensible of their changed circumstances;
+and the suddenness of the danger multiplying its horrors, many of them
+were now seen running about in the wildest state of distraction.</p>
+
+<p>Waiting for the arrival of the other regiments, we endeavoured to snatch
+an hour's repose on the pavement; but we were every instant disturbed,
+by ladies as well as gentlemen; some <span class="pagenum"><a id="page311" name="page311"></a>(p. 311)</span> stumbling over us in the
+dark&mdash;some shaking us out of our sleep, to be told the news&mdash;and not a
+few, conceiving their immediate safety depending upon our standing in
+place of lying. All those who applied for the benefit of my advice, I
+recommended to go home to bed, to keep themselves perfectly cool, and,
+to rest assured that, if their departure from the city became necessary,
+(which I very much doubted,) they would have at least one whole day to
+prepare for it, as we were leaving some beef and potatoes behind us, for
+which, I was sure, we would fight, rather than abandon!</p>
+
+<p>The whole of the division having, at length, assembled, we were put in
+motion about three o'clock on the morning of the 16th, and advanced to
+the village of Waterloo, where, forming in a field adjoining the road,
+our men were allowed to prepare their breakfasts. I succeeded in getting
+mine, in a small inn, on the left hand side of the village.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington joined us about nine o'clock; and, from his very
+particular orders, to see that <span class="pagenum"><a id="page312" name="page312"></a>(p. 312)</span> the roads were kept clear of
+baggage, and everything likely to impede the movements of the troops, I
+have since been convinced that his lordship had thought it probable that
+the position of Waterloo might, even that day, have become the scene of
+action; for it was a good broad road, on which there were neither the
+quantity of baggage nor of troops moving at the time, to excite the
+slightest apprehension of confusion. Leaving us halted, he galloped on
+to the front, followed by his staff; and we were soon after joined by
+the Duke of Brunswick, with his corps of the army.</p>
+
+<p>His highness dismounted near the place where I was standing, and seated
+himself on the road-side, along with his adjutant-general. He soon after
+despatched his companion on some duty; and I was much amused to see the
+vacated place immediately filled by an old beggar-man; who, seeing
+nothing in the black hussar uniform beside him denoting the high rank of
+the wearer, began to grunt and scratch himself most luxuriously! The
+duke shewed a degree of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page313" name="page313"></a>(p. 313)</span> courage which few would, under such
+circumstances; for he maintained his post until the return of his
+officer, when he very jocularly said, "Well, O&mdash;&mdash;n, you see that your
+place was not long unoccupied!"&mdash;How little idea had I, at the time,
+that the life of the illustrious speaker was limited to three short
+hours!</p>
+
+<p>About twelve o'clock an order arrived for the troops to advance, leaving
+their baggage behind; and though it sounded warlike, yet we did not
+expect to come in contact with the enemy, at all events, on <i>that</i> day.
+But, as we moved forward, the symptoms of their immediate presence kept
+gradually increasing; for we presently met a cart-load of wounded
+Belgians; and, after passing through Genappe, the distant sound of a
+solitary gun struck on the listening ear. But all doubt on the subject
+was quickly removed; for, on ascending the rising ground, where stands
+the village of Quatre Bras, we saw a considerable plain in our front,
+flanked on each side by a wood; and on another acclivity <span class="pagenum"><a id="page314" name="page314"></a>(p. 314)</span>
+beyond, we could perceive the enemy descending towards us, in most
+imposing numbers.</p>
+
+<p>Quatre Bras, at that time, consisted of only three or four houses; and,
+as its name betokens, I believe, stood at the junction of four roads; on
+one of which we were moving; a second, inclined to the right; a third,
+in the same degree, to the left; and the fourth, I conclude, must have
+gone backwards; but, as I had not an eye in that direction, I did not
+see it.</p>
+
+<p>The village was occupied by some Belgians, under the Prince of Orange,
+who had an advanced post in a large farm-house, at the foot of the road,
+which inclined to the right; and a part of his division, also, occupied
+the wood on the same side.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington, I believe, after leaving us at Waterloo, galloped on to
+the Prussian position at Ligny, where he had an interview with Blucher,
+in which they concerted measures for their mutual co-operation. When we
+arrived at Quatre Bras, however, we found him in a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page315" name="page315"></a>(p. 315)</span> field near
+the Belgian outpost; and the enemy's guns were just beginning to play
+upon the spot where he stood, surrounded by a numerous staff.</p>
+
+<p>We halted for a moment on the brow of the hill; and as Sir Andrew
+Barnard galloped forward to the head-quarter group, I followed, to be in
+readiness to convey any orders to the battalion. The moment we
+approached, Lord Fitzroy Somerset, separating himself from the duke,
+said, "Barnard, you are wanted instantly; take your battalion and
+endeavour to get possession of that village," pointing to one on the
+face of the rising ground, down which the enemy were moving; "but if you
+cannot do that, secure that wood on the left, and keep the road open for
+communication with the Prussians." We instantly moved in the given
+direction; but, ere we had got half-way to the village, we had the
+mortification to see the enemy throw such a force into it, as rendered
+any attempt to retake it, with our numbers, utterly hopeless; and as
+another strong body of them were hastening towards the wood, which
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page316" name="page316"></a>(p. 316)</span> was the second object pointed out to us, we immediately
+brought them to action, and secured it. In moving to that point, one of
+our men went raving mad, from excessive heat. The poor fellow cut a few
+extraordinary capers, and died in the course of a few minutes.</p>
+
+<p>While our battalion-reserve occupied the front of the wood, our
+skirmishers lined the side of the road, which was the Prussian line of
+communication. The road itself, however, was crossed by such a shower of
+balls, that none but a desperate traveller would have undertaken a
+journey on it. We were presently reinforced by a small battalion of
+foreign light troops, with whose assistance we were in hopes to have
+driven the enemy a little further from it; but they were a raw body of
+men, who had never before been under fire; and, as they could not be
+prevailed upon to join our skirmishers, we could make no use of them
+whatever. Their conduct, in fact, was an exact representation of
+Mathews's ludicrous one of the American militia, for Sir Andrew Barnard
+repeatedly pointed out to them <span class="pagenum"><a id="page317" name="page317"></a>(p. 317)</span> which was the French, and which
+our side; and, after explaining that they were not to fire a shot until
+they joined our skirmishers, the word "March!" was given; but <i>march</i>,
+to them, was always the signal to fire, for they stood fast, and began
+blazing away, chiefly at our skirmishers too; the officers commanding
+whom were every time sending back to say that we were shooting them;
+until we were, at last, obliged to be satisfied with whatever advantages
+their appearance could give, as even that was of some consequence, where
+troops were so scarce.</p>
+
+<p>Buonaparte's attack on the Prussians had already commenced, and the fire
+of artillery and musketry, in that direction, was tremendous; but the
+intervening higher ground prevented us from seeing any part of it.</p>
+
+<p>The plain to our right, which we had just quitted, had, likewise, become
+the scene of a sanguinary and unequal contest. Our division, after we
+left it, deployed into line, and, in advancing, met and routed the
+French infantry; <span class="pagenum"><a id="page318" name="page318"></a>(p. 318)</span> but, in following up their advantage, they
+encountered a furious charge of cavalry, and were obliged to throw
+themselves into squares to receive it. With the exception of one
+regiment, however, which had two companies cut to pieces, they were not
+only successful in resisting the attack, but made awful havock in the
+enemy's ranks, who, nevertheless, continued their forward career, and
+went sweeping past them, like a whirlwind, up to the village of Quatre
+Bras, to the confusion and consternation of the numerous useless
+appendages of our army, who were there assembled, waiting the result of
+the battle.</p>
+
+<p>The forward movement of the enemy's cavalry gave their infantry time to
+rally; and, strongly reinforced with fresh troops, they again advanced
+to the attack. This was a crisis in which, according to Buonaparte's
+theory, the victory was theirs, by all the rules of war, for they held
+superior numbers, both before and behind us; but the gallant old Picton,
+who had been trained in a different school, did not choose <span class="pagenum"><a id="page319" name="page319"></a>(p. 319)</span> to
+confine himself to rules in those matters; despising the force in his
+rear, he advanced, charged, and routed those in his front, which created
+such a panic among the others, that they galloped back through the
+intervals in his division, with no other object in view but their own
+safety. After this desperate conflict, the firing, on both sides, lulled
+almost to a calm for nearly an hour, while each was busy in renewing
+their order of battle. The Duke of Brunswick had been killed early in
+the action, endeavouring to rally his young troops, who were unable to
+withstand the impetuosity of the French; and, as we had no other cavalry
+force in the field, the few British infantry regiments present, having
+to bear the full brunt of the enemy's superior force of both arms, were
+now considerably reduced in numbers.</p>
+
+<p>The battle, on the side of the Prussians, still continued to rage in an
+unceasing roar of artillery. About four, in the afternoon, a troop of
+their dragoons came, as a patrole, to inquire how it fared with us, and
+told us, in passing, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page320" name="page320"></a>(p. 320)</span> that they still maintained their
+position. Their day, however, was still to be decided, and, indeed, for
+that matter, so was our own; for, although the firing, for the moment,
+had nearly ceased, I had not yet clearly made up my mind which side had
+been the offensive, which the defensive, or which the winning. I had
+merely the satisfaction of knowing that we had not lost it; for we had
+met fairly in the middle of a field, (or, rather unfairly, considering
+that they had two to one,) and, after the scramble was over, our
+division still held the ground they fought on. All doubts on the
+subject, however, began to be removed about five o'clock. The enemy's
+artillery once more opened; and, on running to the brow of the hill, to
+ascertain the cause, we perceived our old light-division general, Count
+Alten, at the head of a fresh British division, moving gallantly down
+the road towards us. It was, indeed, a joyful sight; for, as already
+mentioned, our division had suffered so severely that we could not help
+looking forward to a renewal of the action, with such a disparity of
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page321" name="page321"></a>(p. 321)</span> force, with considerable anxiety; but this reinforcement gave
+us new life, and, as soon as they came near enough to afford support, we
+commenced the offensive, and, driving in the skirmishers opposed to us,
+succeeded in gaining a considerable portion of the position originally
+occupied by the enemy, when darkness obliged us to desist. In justice to
+the foreign battalion, which had been all day attached to us, I must say
+that, in this last movement, they joined us cordially, and behaved
+exceedingly well. They had a very gallant young fellow at their head;
+and their conduct, in the earlier part of the day, can, therefore, only
+be ascribed to its being their first appearance on such a stage.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving General Alten in possession of the ground which we had assisted
+in winning, we returned in search of our division, and reached them
+about eleven at night, lying asleep in their glory, on the field where
+they had fought, which contained many a bloody trace of the day's work.</p>
+
+<p>The firing, on the side of the Prussians, had <span class="pagenum"><a id="page322" name="page322"></a>(p. 322)</span> altogether
+ceased before dark, but recommenced, with redoubled fury, about an hour
+after; and it was then, as we afterwards learnt, that they lost the
+battle.</p>
+
+<p>We lay down by our arms, near the farm-house already mentioned, in front
+of Quatre Bras; and the deuce is in it if we were not in good trim for
+sleeping, seeing that we had been either marching or fighting for
+twenty-six successive hours.</p>
+
+<p>An hour before daybreak, next morning, a rattling fire of musketry along
+the whole line of piquets made every one spring to his arms; and we
+remained looking as fierce as possible until daylight, when each side
+was seen expecting an attack, while the piquets were blazing at one
+another without any ostensible cause: it gradually ceased, as the day
+advanced, and appeared to have been occasioned by a patrole of dragoons
+getting between the piquets by accident: when firing commences in the
+dark it is not easily stopped.</p>
+
+<p>June 17th.&mdash;As last night's fighting only ceased <span class="pagenum"><a id="page323" name="page323"></a>(p. 323)</span> with the
+daylight, the scene, this morning, presented a savage unsettled
+appearance; the fields were strewed with the bodies of men, horses, torn
+clothing, and shattered cuirasses; and, though no movements appeared to
+be going on on either side, yet, as occasional shots continued to be
+exchanged at different points, it kept every one wide awake. We had the
+satisfaction of knowing that the whole of our army had assembled on the
+hill behind in the course of the night.</p>
+
+<p>About nine o'clock, we received the news of Blucher's defeat, and of his
+retreat to Wavre. Lord Wellington, therefore, immediately began to
+withdraw his army to the position of Waterloo.</p>
+
+<p>Sir Andrew Barnard was ordered to remain as long as possible with our
+battalion, to mask the retreat of the others; and was told, if we were
+attacked, that the whole of the British cavalry were in readiness to
+advance to our relief. I had an idea, however, that a single rifle
+battalion in the midst of ten thousand dragoons, would come but
+indifferently off in the event of <span class="pagenum"><a id="page324" name="page324"></a>(p. 324)</span> a general crash, and was by
+no means sorry when, between eleven and twelve o'clock, every regiment
+had got clear off, and we followed, before the enemy had put any thing
+in motion against us.</p>
+
+<p>After leaving the village of Quatre Bras, and passing through our
+cavalry, who were formed on each side of the road, we drew up, at the
+entrance of Genappe. The rain, at that moment, began to descend in
+torrents, and our men were allowed to shelter themselves in the nearest
+houses; but we were obliged to turn out again in the midst of it, in
+less than five minutes, as we found the French cavalry and ours already
+exchanging shots, and the latter were falling back to the more
+favourable ground behind Genappe; we, therefore, retired with them, <i>en
+masse</i>, through the village, and formed again on the rising ground
+beyond.</p>
+
+<p>While we remained there, we had an opportunity of seeing the different
+affairs of cavalry; and it did one's heart good to see how cordially the
+life-guards went at their work: they had no <span class="pagenum"><a id="page325" name="page325"></a>(p. 325)</span> idea of any thing
+but straight-forward fighting, and sent their opponents flying in all
+directions. The only <i>young</i> thing they showed was in every one who got
+a roll in the mud, (and, owing to the slipperiness of the ground, there
+were many,) going off to the rear, according to their Hyde-Park custom,
+as being no longer fit to appear on parade! I thought, at first, that
+they had been all wounded, but, on finding how the case stood, I could
+not help telling them that theirs was now the situation to verify the
+old proverb, "the uglier the better soldier!"</p>
+
+<p>The roads, as well as the fields, had now become so heavy, that our
+progress to the rear was very slow; and it was six in the evening before
+we drew into the position of Waterloo. Our battalion took post in the
+second line that night, with its right resting on the Namur-road, behind
+La Haye Sainte, near a small mud-cottage, which Sir Andrew Barnard
+occupied as a quarter. The enemy arrived in front, in considerable
+force, about an hour after us, and a cannonade took place in different
+parts of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page326" name="page326"></a>(p. 326)</span> line, which ended at dark, and we lay down by our
+arms. It rained excessively hard the greater part of the night;
+nevertheless, having succeeded in getting a bundle of hay for my horse,
+and one of straw for myself, I secured the horse to his bundle, by tying
+him to one of the men's swords stuck in the ground, and, placing mine
+under his nose, I laid myself down upon it, and never opened my eyes
+again until daylight.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h3><span class="pagenum"><a id="page327" name="page327"></a>(p. 327)</span> CHAP. XXI.</h3>
+
+<p class="resume">Battle of Waterloo. "A Horse! a Horse!" Breakfast. Position.
+ Disposition. Meeting of <i>particular</i> Friends. Dish of Powder and
+ Ball. Fricassee of Swords. End of First Course. Pounding.
+ Brewing. Peppering. Cutting and Maiming. Fury. Tantalizing.
+ Charging. Cheering. Chasing. Opinionizing. Anecdotes. The End.</p>
+
+
+<h4>BATTLE OF WATERLOO,<br>
+
+18th June, 1815.</h4>
+
+<p>When I awoke, this morning, at daylight, I found myself drenched with
+rain. I had slept so long and so soundly that I had, at first, but a
+very confused notion of my situation; but having a bright idea that my
+horse had been my companion when I went to sleep, I was rather <span class="pagenum"><a id="page328" name="page328"></a>(p. 328)</span>
+startled at finding that I was now alone; nor could I rub my eyes clear
+enough to procure a sight of him, which was vexatious enough; for,
+independent of his value <i>as a horse</i>, his services were indispensable;
+and an adjutant might as well think of going into action without his
+arms as without such a supporter. But whatever my feelings might have
+been towards him, it was evident that he had none for me, from having
+drawn his sword and marched off. The chances of finding him again, amid
+ten thousand others, were about equal to the odds against the needle in
+a bundle of hay; but for once the single chance was gained, as, after a
+diligent search of an hour, he was discovered between two artillery
+horses, about half a mile from where he broke loose.</p>
+
+<p>The weather cleared up as the morning advanced; and, though every thing
+remained quiet at the moment, we were confident that the day would not
+pass off without an engagement, and, therefore, proceeded to put our
+arms in order, as, also, to get ourselves dried and <span class="pagenum"><a id="page329" name="page329"></a>(p. 329)</span> made as
+comfortable as circumstances would permit.</p>
+
+<p>We made a fire against the wall of Sir Andrew Barnard's cottage, and
+boiled a huge camp-kettle full of tea, mixed up with a suitable quantity
+of milk and sugar, for breakfast; and, as it stood on the edge of the
+high road, where all the big-wigs of the army had occasion to pass, in
+the early part of the morning, I believe almost every one of them, from
+the Duke downwards, claimed a cupful.</p>
+
+<p>About nine o'clock, we received an order to retain a quantity of spare
+ammunition, in some secure place, and to send every thing in the shape
+of baggage and baggage-animals to the rear. It, therefore, became
+evident that the Duke meant to give battle in his present position; and
+it was, at the same time, generally understood that a corps of thirty
+thousand Prussians were moving to our support.</p>
+
+<p>About ten o'clock, an unusual bustle was observable among the
+staff-officers, and we soon after received an order to stand to our
+arms. The <span class="pagenum"><a id="page330" name="page330"></a>(p. 330)</span> troops who had been stationed in our front during
+the night were then moved off to the right, and our division took up its
+fighting position.</p>
+
+<p>Our battalion stood on what was considered the left centre of the
+position. We had our right resting on the Namur-road, about a hundred
+yards in rear of the farm-house of La Haye Sainte, and our left
+extending behind a broken hedge, which run along the ridge to the left.
+Immediately in our front, and divided from La Haye Sainte only by the
+great road, stood a small knoll, with a sand-hole in its farthest side,
+which we occupied, as an advanced post, with three companies. The
+remainder of the division was formed in two lines; the first, consisting
+chiefly of light troops, behind the hedge, in continuation from the left
+of our battalion reserve; and the second, about a hundred yards in its
+rear. The guns were placed in the intervals between the brigades, two
+pieces were in the road-way on our right, and a rocket-brigade in the
+centre.</p>
+
+<p>The road had been cut through the rising ground, and was about twenty or
+thirty feet deep <span class="pagenum"><a id="page331" name="page331"></a>(p. 331)</span> where our right rested, and which, in a
+manner, separated us from all the troops beyond. The division, I
+believe, under General Alten occupied the ground next to us, on the
+right. He had a light battalion of the German legion, posted inside of
+La Haye Sainte, and the household brigade of cavalry stood under cover
+of the rising ground behind him. On our left there were some Hanoverians
+and Belgians, together with a brigade of British heavy dragoons, the
+royals, and Scotch greys.</p>
+
+<p>These were all the observations on the disposition of our army that my
+situation enabled me to make. The whole position seemed to be a gently
+rising ground, presenting no obstacle at any point, excepting the broken
+hedge in front of our division, and it was only one in appearance, as it
+could be passed in every part.</p>
+
+<p>Shortly after we had taken up our ground, some columns, from the enemy's
+left, were seen in motion towards Hugamont, and were soon warmly engaged
+with the right of our army. A cannon ball, too, came from the Lord knows
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page332" name="page332"></a>(p. 332)</span> where, for it was not fired at us, and took the head off our
+right hand man. That part of their position, in our own immediate front,
+next claimed our undivided attention. It had hitherto been looking
+suspiciously innocent, with scarcely a human being upon it; but
+innumerable black specks were now seen taking post at regular distances
+in its front, and recognizing them as so many pieces of artillery, I
+knew, from experience, although nothing else was yet visible, that they
+were unerring symptoms of our not being destined to be idle spectators.</p>
+
+<p>From the moment we took possession of the knoll, we had busied ourselves
+in collecting branches of trees and other things, for the purpose of
+making an <i>abatis</i> to block up the road between that and the farm-house,
+and soon completed one, which we thought looked sufficiently formidable
+to keep out the whole of the French cavalry; but it was put to the proof
+sooner than we expected, by a troop of our own light dragoons, who,
+having occasion to gallop through, astonished us not a little by
+clearing away every <span class="pagenum"><a id="page333" name="page333"></a>(p. 333)</span> stick of it. We had just time to replace
+the scattered branches, when the whole of the enemy's artillery opened,
+and their countless columns began to advance under cover of it.</p>
+
+<p>The scene at that moment was grand and imposing, and we had a few
+minutes to spare for observation. The column destined as <i>our</i>
+particular <i>friends</i>, first attracted our notice, and seemed to consist
+of about ten thousand infantry. A smaller body of infantry and one of
+cavalry moved on their right; and, on their left, another huge column of
+infantry, and a formidable body of cuirassiers, while beyond them it
+seemed one moving mass.</p>
+
+<p>We saw Buonaparte himself take post on the side of the road, immediately
+in our front, surrounded by a numerous staff; and each regiment, as they
+passed him, rent the air with shouts of "<i>vive l'Empereur</i>," nor did
+they cease after they had passed; but, backed by the thunder of their
+artillery, and carrying with them the <i>rubidub</i> of drums, and the
+<i>tantarara</i> of trumpets, in addition to their increasing shouts, it
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page334" name="page334"></a>(p. 334)</span> looked, at first, as if they had some hopes of scaring us off
+the ground; for it was a singular contrast to the stern silence reigning
+on our side, where nothing, as yet, but the voices of our great guns,
+told that we had mouths to open when we chose to use them. Our rifles
+were, however, in a very few seconds, required to play their parts, and
+opened such a fire on the advancing skirmishers as quickly brought them
+to a stand still; but their columns advanced steadily through them,
+although our incessant <i>tiralade</i> was telling in their centre with
+fearful exactness, and our post was quickly turned in both flanks, which
+compelled us to fall back and join our comrades, behind the hedge,
+though not before some of our officers and theirs had been engaged in
+personal combat.</p>
+
+<p>When the heads of their columns shewed over the knoll which we had just
+quitted, they received such a fire from our first line, that they
+wavered, and hung behind it a little; but, cheered and encouraged by the
+gallantry of their officers, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page335" name="page335"></a>(p. 335)</span> who were dancing and flourishing
+their swords in front, they at last boldly advanced to the opposite side
+of our hedge, and began to deploy. Our first line, in the mean time, was
+getting so thinned, that Picton found it necessary to bring up his
+second, but fell in the act of doing it. The command of the division, at
+that critical moment, devolved upon Sir James Kempt, who was galloping
+along the line, animating the men to steadiness. He called to me by
+name, where I happened to be standing on the right of our battalion, and
+desired "that I would never quit that spot." I told him that "he might
+depend upon it:" and in another instant I found myself in a fair way of
+keeping my promise more religiously than I intended; for, glancing my
+eye to the right, I saw the next field covered with the cuirassiers,
+some of whom were making directly for the gap in the hedge, where I was
+standing. I had not hitherto drawn my sword, as it was generally to be
+had at a moment's warning; but, from its having been exposed to the last
+night's rain, it had now got <span class="pagenum"><a id="page336" name="page336"></a>(p. 336)</span> rusted in the scabbard, and
+refused to come forth! I was in a precious scrape. Mounted on my strong
+Flanders mare, and with my good old sword in my hand, I would have
+braved all the chances without a moment's hesitation; but, I confess,
+that I felt considerable doubts as to the propriety of standing there to
+be sacrificed, without the means of making a scramble for it. My mind,
+however, was happily relieved from such an embarrassing consideration,
+before my decision was required; for the next moment the cuirassiers
+were charged by our household brigade; and the infantry in our front
+giving way at the same time, under our terrific shower of musketry, the
+flying cuirassiers tumbled in among the routed infantry, followed by the
+life-guards, who were cutting away in all directions. Hundreds of the
+infantry threw themselves down, and pretended to be dead, while the
+cavalry galloped over them, and then got up and ran away. I never saw
+such a scene in all my life.</p>
+
+<p>Lord Wellington had given orders that the troops were, on no account, to
+leave the position <span class="pagenum"><a id="page337" name="page337"></a>(p. 337)</span> to follow up any temporary advantage; so
+that we now resumed our post, as we stood at the commencement of the
+battle, and with three companies again advanced on the knoll.</p>
+
+<p>I was told, it was very ridiculous, at that moment, to see the number of
+vacant spots that were left nearly along the whole of the line, where a
+great part of the dark dressed foreign troops had stood, intermixed with
+the British, when the action began.</p>
+
+<p>Our division got considerably reduced in numbers during the last attack;
+but Lord Wellington's fostering hand sent Sir John Lambert to our
+support, with the sixth division; and we now stood prepared for another
+and a more desperate struggle.</p>
+
+<p>Our battalion had already lost three officers killed, and six or seven
+wounded; among the latter were Sir Andrew Barnard and Colonel Cameron.</p>
+
+<p>Some one asking me what had become of my horse's ear, was the first
+intimation I had of his being wounded; and I now found that, independent
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page338" name="page338"></a>(p. 338)</span> of one ear having been shaved close to his head, (I suppose by
+a cannon-shot,) a musket-ball had grazed across his forehead, and
+another gone through one of his legs, but he did not seem much the worse
+for either of them.</p>
+
+<p>Between two and three o'clock we were tolerably quiet, except from a
+thundering cannonade; and the enemy had, by that time, got the range of
+our position so accurately that every shot brought a ticket for
+somebody's head.</p>
+
+<p>An occasional gun, beyond the plain, far to our left, marked the
+approach of the Prussians; but their progress was too slow to afford a
+hope of their arriving in time to take any share in the battle.</p>
+
+<p>On our right, the roar of cannon and musketry had been incessant from
+the time of its commencement; but the higher ground, near us, prevented
+our seeing anything of what was going on.</p>
+
+<p>Between three and four o'clock, the storm gathered again in our front.
+Our three companies <span class="pagenum"><a id="page339" name="page339"></a>(p. 339)</span> on the knoll were soon involved in a
+furious fire. The Germans, occupying La Haye Sainte, expended all their
+ammunition, and fled from the post. The French took possession of it;
+and, as it flanked our knoll, we were obliged to abandon it also, and
+fall back again behind the hedge.</p>
+
+<p>The loss of La Haye Sainte was of the most serious consequence, as it
+afforded the enemy an establishment within our position. They
+immediately brought up two guns on our side of it, and began serving out
+some grape to us; but they were so very near, that we destroyed their
+artillerymen before they could give us a second round.</p>
+
+<p>The silencing of these guns was succeeded by a very extraordinary scene,
+on the same spot. A strong regiment of Hanoverians advanced in line, to
+charge the enemy out of La Haye Sainte; but they were themselves charged
+by a brigade of cuirassiers, and, excepting one officer, on a little
+black horse, who went off to the rear, like <span class="pagenum"><a id="page340" name="page340"></a>(p. 340)</span> a shot out of a
+shovel, I do believe that every man of them was put to death in about
+five seconds. A brigade of British light dragoons advanced to their
+relief, and a few, on each side, began exchanging thrusts; but it seemed
+likely to be a drawn battle between them, without much harm being done,
+when our men brought it to a crisis sooner than either side anticipated,
+for they previously had their rifles eagerly pointed at the cuirassiers,
+with a view of saving the perishing Hanoverians; but the fear of killing
+their friends withheld them, until the others were utterly overwhelmed,
+when they instantly opened a terrific fire on the whole concern, sending
+both sides to flight; so that, on the small space of ground, within a
+hundred yards of us, where five thousand men had been fighting the
+instant before, there was not now a living soul to be seen.</p>
+
+<p>It made me mad to see the cuirassiers, in their retreat, stooping and
+stabbing at our wounded men, as they lay on the ground. How <span class="pagenum"><a id="page341" name="page341"></a>(p. 341)</span> I
+wished that I had been blessed with Omnipotent power for a moment, that
+I might have blighted them!</p>
+
+<p>The same field continued to be a wild one the whole of the afternoon. It
+was a sort of duelling-post between the two armies, every half-hour
+showing a meeting of some kind upon it; but they never exceeded a short
+scramble, for men's lives were held very cheap there.</p>
+
+<p>For the two or three succeeding hours there was no variety with us, but
+one continued blaze of musketry. The smoke hung so thick about, that,
+although not more than eighty yards asunder, we could only distinguish
+each other by the flashes of the pieces.</p>
+
+<p>A good many of our guns had been disabled, and a great many more
+rendered unserviceable in consequence of the unprecedented close
+fighting; for, in several places, where they had been posted but a very
+few yards in front of the line, it was impossible to work them.</p>
+
+<p>I shall never forget the scene which the field of battle presented about
+seven in the evening. <span class="pagenum"><a id="page342" name="page342"></a>(p. 342)</span> I felt weary and worn out, less from
+fatigue than anxiety. Our division, which had stood upwards of five
+thousand men at the commencement of the battle, had gradually dwindled
+down into a solitary line of skirmishers. The twenty-seventh regiment
+were lying literally dead, in square, a few yards behind us. My horse
+had received another shot through the leg, and one through the flap of
+the saddle, which lodged in his body, sending him a step beyond the
+pension-list. The smoke still hung so thick about us that we could see
+nothing. I walked a little way to each flank, to endeavour to get a
+glimpse of what was going on; but nothing met my eye except the mangled
+remains of men and horses, and I was obliged to return to my post as
+wise as I went.</p>
+
+<p>I had never yet heard of a battle in which every body was killed; but
+this seemed likely to be an exception, as all were going by turns. We
+got excessively impatient under the tame similitude of the latter part
+of the process, and burned with desire to have a last thrust at our
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page343" name="page343"></a>(p. 343)</span> respective <i>vis-à-vis</i>; for, however desperate our affairs
+were, we had still the satisfaction of seeing that theirs were worse.
+Sir John Lambert continued to stand as our support, at the head of three
+good old regiments, one dead (the twenty-seventh) and two living ones;
+and we took the liberty of soliciting him to aid our views; but the
+Duke's orders on that head were so very particular that the gallant
+general had no choice.</p>
+
+<p>Presently a cheer, which we knew to be British, commenced far to the
+right, and made every one prick up his ears;&mdash;it was Lord Wellington's
+long wished-for orders to advance; it gradually approached, growing
+louder as it grew near;&mdash;we took it up by instinct, charged through the
+hedge down upon the old knoll, sending our adversaries flying at the
+point of the bayonet. Lord Wellington galloped up to us at the instant,
+and our men began to cheer him; but he called out, "no cheering, my
+lads, but forward, and complete your victory!"</p>
+
+<p>This movement had carried us clear of the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page344" name="page344"></a>(p. 344)</span> smoke; and, to
+people who had been for so many hours enveloped in darkness, in the
+midst of destruction, and naturally anxious about the result of the day,
+the scene which now met the eye conveyed a feeling of more exquisite
+gratification than can be conceived. It was a fine summer's evening,
+just before sunset. The French were flying in one confused mass. British
+lines were seen in close pursuit, and in admirable order, as far as the
+eye could reach to the right, while the plain to the left was filled
+with Prussians. The enemy made one last attempt at a stand on the rising
+ground to our right of La Belle Alliance; but a charge from General
+Adams's brigade again threw them into a state of confusion, which was
+now inextricable, and their ruin was complete. Artillery, baggage, and
+every thing belonging to them, fell into our hands. After pursuing them
+until dark, we halted about two miles beyond the field of battle,
+leaving the Prussians to follow up the victory.</p>
+
+<p>This was the last, the greatest, and the most uncomfortable heap of
+glory that I ever had a <span class="pagenum"><a id="page345" name="page345"></a>(p. 345)</span> hand in, and may the deuce take me if
+I think that every body waited there to see the end of it, otherwise it
+never could have been so troublesome to those who did. We were, take us
+all in all, a very bad army. Our foreign auxiliaries, who constituted
+more than half of our numerical strength, with some exceptions, were
+little better than a raw militia&mdash;a body without a soul, or like an
+inflated pillow, that gives to the touch, and resumes its shape again
+when the pressure ceases&mdash;not to mention the many who went clear out of
+the field, and were only seen while plundering our baggage in their
+retreat.</p>
+
+<p>Our heavy cavalry made some brilliant charges in the early part of the
+day; but they never knew when to stop, their ardour in following their
+advantages carrying them headlong on, until many of them "burnt their
+fingers," and got dispersed or destroyed.</p>
+
+<p>Of that gallant corps, the royal artillery, it is enough to say, that
+they maintained their former reputation&mdash;the first in the world&mdash;and it
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page346" name="page346"></a>(p. 346)</span> was a serious loss to us, in the latter part of the day, to be
+deprived of this more powerful co-operation, from the causes already
+mentioned.</p>
+
+<p>The British infantry and the King's German legion continued the
+inflexible supporters of their country's honour throughout, and their
+unshaken constancy under the most desperate circumstances showed that,
+though they might be destroyed, they were not to be beaten.</p>
+
+<p>If Lord Wellington had been at the head of his old Peninsula army, I am
+confident that he would have swept his opponents off the face of the
+earth immediately after their first attack; but with such a
+heterogeneous mixture under his command, he was obliged to submit to a
+longer day.</p>
+
+<p>It will ever be a matter of dispute what the result of that day would
+have been without the arrival of the Prussians: but it is clear to me
+that Lord Wellington would not have fought at Waterloo unless Blucher
+had promised to aid him with 30,000 men, as he required that number
+<span class="pagenum"><a id="page347" name="page347"></a>(p. 347)</span> to put him on a numerical footing with his adversary. It is
+certain that the promised aid did not come in time to take any share
+whatever in the battle. It is equally certain that the enemy had, long
+before, been beaten into a mass of ruin, in condition for nothing but
+running, and wanting but an apology to do it; and I will ever maintain
+that Lord Wellington's last advance would have made it the same victory
+had a Prussian never been seen there.</p>
+
+<p>The field of battle, next morning, presented a frightful scene of
+carnage; it seemed as if the world had tumbled to pieces, and
+three-fourths of every thing destroyed in the wreck. The ground running
+parallel to the front of where we had stood was so thickly strewed with
+fallen men and horses, that it was difficult to step clear of their
+bodies; many of the former still alive, and imploring assistance, which
+it was not in our power to bestow.</p>
+
+<p>The usual salutation on meeting an acquaintance of another regiment
+after an action was to <span class="pagenum"><a id="page348" name="page348"></a>(p. 348)</span> ask who had been hit? but on this
+occasion it was "Who's alive?" Meeting one, next morning, a very little
+fellow, I asked what had happened to them yesterday? "I'll be hanged,"
+says he, "if I know any thing at all about the matter, for I was all day
+trodden in the mud and galloped over by every scoundrel who had a horse;
+and, in short, that I only owe my existence to my insignificance."</p>
+
+<p>Two of our men, on the morning of the 19th, lost their lives by a very
+melancholy accident. They were cutting up a captured ammunition-waggon
+for firewood, when one of their swords striking against a nail, sent a
+spark among the powder. When I looked in the direction of the explosion,
+I saw the two poor fellows about twenty or thirty feet up in the air. On
+falling to the ground, though lying on their backs or bellies, some
+extraordinary effort of nature, caused by the agony of the moment, made
+them spring from that position, five or six times, to the height of
+eight or ten feet, just as a fish <span class="pagenum"><a id="page349" name="page349"></a>(p. 349)</span> does when thrown on the
+ground after being newly caught. It was so unlike a scene in real life
+that it was impossible to witness it without forgetting, for a moment,
+the horror of their situation.</p>
+
+<p>I ran to the spot along with others, and found that every stitch of
+clothes had been burnt off, and they were black as ink all over. They
+were still alive, and told us their names, otherwise we could not have
+recognized them; and, singular enough, they were able to walk off the
+ground with a little support, but died shortly after.</p>
+
+<p>Among other officers who fell at Waterloo, we lost one of the wildest
+youths that ever belonged to the service. He seemed to have a prophetic
+notion of his approaching end, for he repeatedly told us, in the early
+part of the morning, that he knew the devil would have him before night.
+I shall relate one anecdote of him, which occurred while we were in
+Spain. He went, by chance, to pass the day with two <span class="pagenum"><a id="page350" name="page350"></a>(p. 350)</span> officers,
+quartered at a neighbouring village, who happened to be, that day,
+engaged to dine with the clergyman. Knowing their visitor's mischievous
+propensities, they were at first afraid to make him one of the party;
+but, after schooling him into a suitable propriety of behaviour, and
+exacting a promise of implicit obedience, they, at last, ventured to
+take him. On their arrival, the ceremony of introduction had just been
+gone through, and their host seated at an open window, when a favourite
+cat of his went purring about the young gentleman's boots, who, catching
+it by the tail, and giving it two or three preparatory swings round his
+head, sent it flying out at the window where the parson was sitting, who
+only escaped it by suddenly stooping. The only apology the youngster
+made for his conduct was, "Egad, I think I astonished that fellow!" but
+whether it was the cat or the parson he meant I never could learn.</p>
+
+<p>About twelve o'clock, on the day after the <span class="pagenum"><a id="page351" name="page351"></a>(p. 351)</span> battle, we
+commenced our march for Paris. I shall, therefore, leave my readers at
+Waterloo, in the hope that, among the many stories of romance to which
+that and the other celebrated fields gave birth, the foregoing
+unsophisticated one of an eye-witness may not have been found altogether
+uninteresting.<a href="#toc"><span class="small">[Back to Contents]</span></a></p>
+
+
+<h2>THE END</h2>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>ERRATA.</h2>
+
+
+<p>Page 7, line 13, <i>read</i> "of lively."</p>
+
+<p>Page 9, line 18, <i>read</i> "reinforced" <i>instead of</i> "reenforced."</p>
+
+<p>Page 25, line 17, <i>read</i> "her's" <i>instead of</i> "hers."</p>
+
+<p>Page 27, line 3, <i>read</i> "with him!!!"</p>
+
+<p>Page 73, line 8, <i>read</i> "when we" <i>instead of</i> "when it."</p>
+
+<p>Page 154, line 21, <i>read</i> "17th" <i>instead of</i> "19th."</p>
+
+<p>Page 178, line 14, <i>read</i> "re-crossed" <i>instead of</i> "re-crosed."</p>
+
+<p>Page 219, line 17, <i>read</i> "held one side" <i>instead of</i> "held on one
+side."</p>
+
+<p>Page 266, line 13, <i>read</i> "dying state;" <i>instead of</i> "dying; state."</p>
+
+<p>Page 269, lines 14 and 15, <i>read</i> "to remark in a French officer,
+occurred" <i>instead of</i> "to remark was that of a French officer, which
+occurred."</p>
+
+
+
+<p class="p4"><a id="footnote1" name="footnote1"></a>
+<b>Footnote 1:</b> Transmitting a rifle-ball through the key-hole: it opens
+every lock.<a href="#footnotetag1"><span class="small">[Back to Main Text]</span></a></p>
+
+<p><a id="footnote2" name="footnote2"></a>
+<b>Footnote 2:</b> The French knapsack is made of unshorn goat-skin.<a href="#footnotetag2"><span class="small">[Back to Main Text]</span></a></p>
+
+<p><a id="footnote3" name="footnote3"></a>
+<b>Footnote 3:</b> Lieutenants Percival and Hamilton commanded those from our
+battalion, and were both desperately wounded.<a href="#footnotetag3"><span class="small">[Back to Main Text]</span></a></p>
+
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+[Transcriber's note: Obvious printer's errors have been corrected.
+Hyphenation and accentuation have been standardised, all
+other inconsistencies are as in the original. The author's spelling
+has been maintained.
+
+There is no Chapter IV in this book.
+
+The errata changes have been included in the file.]
+
+
+
+
+ADVENTURES
+
+IN THE
+
+RIFLE BRIGADE,
+
+IN THE
+
+PENINSULA,
+
+FRANCE, AND THE NETHERLANDS,
+
+FROM 1809 TO 1815.
+
+
+BY CAPTAIN J. KINCAID.
+
+
+LONDON:
+
+T. AND W. BOONE, STRAND.
+
+MDCCCXXX.
+
+
+
+
+TO
+
+MAJOR-GEN. SIR ANDREW BARNARD,
+
+K. C. B.
+
+COLONEL OF THE FIRST BATTALION RIFLE BRIGADE,
+
+AND ITS LEADER
+
+DURING A LONG AND BRILLIANT PERIOD
+
+OF ITS HISTORY,
+
+THIS VOLUME IS RESPECTFULLY INSCRIBED
+
+BY HIS VERY OBEDIENT
+
+AND VERY OBLIGED HUMBLE SERVANT,
+
+J. KINCAID.
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENT.
+
+
+In tracing the following scenes, I have chiefly drawn on the
+reminiscences of my military life, and endeavoured faithfully to
+convey to the mind of the reader the impression which they made on my
+own at the time of their occurrence. Should any errors, as to dates or
+trifling circumstances, have inadvertently crept into my narrative, I
+hope they will be ascribed to want of memory, rather than to any
+wilful intention to mislead. I am aware, that some objections may be
+taken to my style; for
+
+ "Rude am I in my speech,
+ And little bless'd with the set phrase of peace:
+ For, since these arms of mine had seven years' pith,
+ Till now, some nine moons wasted, they have us'd
+ Their dearest action in the tented field:
+ And little of this world can I speak,
+ More than pertains to feats of broil and battle;
+ And therefore little shall I grace my cause
+ In speaking for myself; yet, by your gracious patience,
+ I will a round unvarnished tale deliver,"
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ Page
+ CHAPTER I. 1
+
+Joined the Rifles. Walcheren Expedition. A young Soldier. A Marine
+View. Campaign in South Beeveland. Retreat to Scotland.
+
+
+ CHAP. II. 4
+
+Rejoin the Regiment. Embark for the Peninsula. Arrival in the Tagus.
+The City of Lisbon, with its Contents. Sail for Figuera. Landing
+extraordinary. Billet ditto. The City of Coimbra. A hard Case. A cold
+Case, in which a favourite Scotch Dance is introduced. Climate. The
+Duke of Wellington.
+
+
+ CHAP. III. 15
+
+Other People, Myself, and my Regiment. Retreat to the Lines of Torres
+Vedras. Leave Coimbra, followed by a select group of Natives. Ford the
+Streets of Condacia in good spirits. A Provost-Marshal and his
+favourites. A fall. Convent of Batalha. Turned out of Allenquer.
+Passed through Sobral. Turned into Arruda. Quartering of the Light
+Division, and their Quarters at Arruda. Burial of an only Child. Lines
+of Torres Vedras. Difference of opinion between Massena and Myself.
+Military Customs.
+
+
+ CHAP. V. 38
+
+Campaign of 1811 opens. Massena's Retreat. Wretched Condition of the
+Inhabitants on the Line of March. Affairs with the Enemy, near Pombal.
+Description of a Bivouac. Action near Redinha. Destruction of Condacia
+and Action near it. Burning of the Village of Illama, and Misery of
+its Inhabitants. Action at Foz D'Aronce. Confidential Servants with
+Donkey-Assistants.
+
+
+ CHAP. VI. 61
+
+Passage of the Mondego. Swearing to a large Amount. Two Prisoners,
+with their Two Views. Two Nuns, Two Pieces of Dough, and Two Kisses. A
+Halt. Affair near Frexedas. Arrival near Guarda. Murder. A stray
+Sentry. Battle of Sabugal. Spanish and Portuguese Frontiers. Blockade
+of Almeida. Battle-like. Current Value of Lord Wellington's Nose.
+Battle of Fuentes D'Onor. The Day after the Battle. A grave Remark.
+The _Padre's_ House. Retreat of the Enemy.
+
+
+ CHAP. VII. 83
+
+March to Estremadura. At Soito, growing Accommodations for Man and
+Beast. British Taste displayed by Portuguese Wolves. False Alarm.
+Luxuries of Roquingo Camp. A Chaplain of the Forces. Return towards
+the North. Quarters near Castello de Vide. Blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo.
+Village of Atalya; Fleas abundant; Food scarce. Advance of the French
+Army. Affairs near Guinaldo. Our Minister administered to. An
+unexpected Visit from our General and his Followers. End of the
+Campaign of 1811. Winter Quarters.
+
+
+ CHAP. VIII. 100
+
+Siege of Ciudad Rodrigo. The Garrison of an Outwork relieved. Spending
+an Evening abroad. A Musical Study. An Addition to Soup. A short Cut.
+Storming of the Town. A sweeping Clause. Advantages of leading a
+Storming Party. Looking for a Customer. Disadvantages of being a
+stormed Party. Confusion of all Parties. A waking Dream. Death of
+General Crawford. Accident. Deaths.
+
+
+ CHAP. IX. 121
+
+March to Estremadura. A Deserter shot. Riding for an Appetite. Effect
+the Cure of a Sick Lady. Siege of Badajos. Trench-Work. Varieties
+during the Siege. Taste of the Times. Storming of the Town. Its Fall.
+Officers of a French Battalion. Not shot by Accident. Military
+Shopkeepers. Lost Legs and cold Hearts. Affecting Anecdote. My
+Servant. A Consignment to Satan. March again for the North. Sir Sidney
+Beckwith.
+
+
+ CHAP. X. 143
+
+A Farewell Address to Portalegre. History of a Night in Castello
+Branco. Regimental Colours lost, with Directions where to find them.
+Cases in which a Victory is sometimes won by those who lost it.
+Advance to Salamanca. The City. The British Position on St.
+Christoval. Affair in Position. Marmont's Change of Position and
+Retreat. A Case of Bad Luck. Advance to Rueda, and Customs there.
+Retire to Castrejon. Affairs on the 18th and 19th of July. Battle of
+Salamanca, and Defeat of the Enemy.
+
+
+ CHAP. XI. 165
+
+Distinguished Characters. A Charge of Dragoons. A Charge against the
+Nature of Things. Olmeda and the French General, Ferez. Advance
+towards Madrid. Adventures of my Dinner. The Town of Segovia. El
+Palacio del Rio Frio. The Escurial. Enter Madrid. Rejoicings. Nearly
+happy. Change of a Horse. Change of Quarters. A Change confounded.
+Retire towards Salamanca. Boar-Hunt, Dinner-Hunt, and Bull-Hunt. A
+Portuguese Funeral conducted by Rifle Undertakers.
+
+
+ CHAP. XII. 183
+
+Reach Salamanca. Retreat from it. Pig Hunting, an Enemy to
+Sleep-Hunting. Putting one's Foot in it. Affair on the 17th of
+November. Bad Legs sometimes last longer than good ones. A Wet Birth.
+Prospectus of a Day's Work. A lost _dejune_ better than a found one.
+Advantages not taken. A disagreeable Amusement, End of the Campaign of
+1812. Winter Quarters. Orders and Disorders treated. Farewell Opinion
+of Ancient Allies. My House.
+
+
+ CHAP. XIII. 200
+
+A Review. Assembly of the Army. March to Salamanca. To Aldea Nueva. To
+Toro. An Affair of the Hussar Brigade. To Palencia. To the
+Neighbourhood of Burgos. To the Banks of the Ebro. Fruitful sleeping
+place. To Medina. A Dance before it was due. Smell the Foe. Affair at
+St. Milan. A Physical River.
+
+
+ CHAP. XIV. 213
+
+Battle of Vittoria. Defeat of the Enemy. Confusion among their
+Followers. Plunder. Colonel Cameron. Pursuit, and the Capture of their
+Last Gun. Arrive near Pampeluna. At Villalba. An Irish method of
+making a useless Bed useful.
+
+
+ CHAP. XV. 231
+
+March to intercept Clausel. Tafalla. Olite. The dark End of a Night
+March to Casada. Clausel's Escape. Sanguessa. My Tent struck. Return
+to Villalba. Weighty Considerations on Females. St. Esteban. A Severe
+Dance. Position at Bera. Soult's Advance, and Battle of the Pyrenees.
+His Defeat and subsequent Actions. A Morning's Ride.
+
+
+ CHAP. XVI. 246
+
+An Anniversary Dinner. Affair with the Enemy, and Fall of St.
+Sebastian. A Building Speculation. A Fighting one, storming the
+Heights of Bera. A Picture of France from the Pyrenees. Returns after
+an Action. Sold by my Pay-Serjeant. A Recruit born at his Post.
+Between Two Fires, a Sea and a Land one. Position of La Rhune. My
+Picture taken in a Storm. Refreshing Invention for wintry Weather.
+
+
+ CHAP. XVII. 263
+
+Battle of the Nivelle, and Defeat of the Enemy. A Bird of Evil Omen.
+Chateau D'Arcangues. Prudence. An Enemy's Gratitude. Passage of the
+Nive, and Battles near Bayonne, from 9th to 13th December.
+
+
+ CHAP. XVIII. 280
+
+Change of Quarters. Change of Diet. Suttlers. Our new Quarter. A
+long-going Horse gone. New Clothing. Adam's lineal Descendants. St.
+Palais. Action at Tarbes. Faubourg of Toulouse. The green Man. Passage
+of the Garonne. Battle of Toulouse. Peace. Castle Sarrazin. A Tender
+Point.
+
+
+ CHAP. XIX. 301
+
+Commencement of the War of 1815. Embark for Rotterdam. Ship's Stock.
+Ship struck. A Pilot, a Smuggler, and a Lawyer. A Boat without Stock.
+Join the Regiment at Brussels.
+
+
+ CHAP. XX. 307
+
+Relative Situation of the Troops. March from Brussels. The Prince and
+the Beggar. Battle of Quatre-Bras.
+
+
+ CHAP. XXI. 327
+
+Battle of Waterloo, 18th June, 1815. "A Horse! a Horse!" Breakfast.
+Position. Disposition. Meeting of _particular_ Friends. Dish of Powder
+and Ball. Fricassee of Swords. End of First Course. Pounding. Brewing.
+Peppering. Cutting and Maiming. Fury. Tantalizing. Charging. Cheering.
+Chasing. Opinionizing. Anecdotes. The End.
+
+
+
+
+ADVENTURES IN THE RIFLE BRIGADE.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+
+ Joined the Rifles. Walcheren Expedition. A young Soldier. A
+ Marine View. Campaign in South Beeveland. Retreat to Scotland.
+
+
+I joined the second battalion rifle brigade, (then the ninety-fifth,)
+at Hythe-Barracks, in the spring of 1809, and, in a month after, we
+proceeded to form a part of the expedition to Holland, under the Earl
+of Chatham.
+
+With the usual Quixotic feelings of a youngster, I remember how very
+desirous I was, on the march to Deal, to impress the minds of the
+natives with a suitable notion of the magnitude of my importance, by
+carrying a donkey-load of pistols in my belt, and screwing my
+naturally placid countenance up to a pitch of ferocity beyond what it
+was calculated to bear.
+
+We embarked in the Downs, on board the Hussar frigate, and afterwards
+removed to the Namur, a seventy-four, in which we were conveyed to our
+destination.
+
+I had never before been in a ship of war, and it appeared to me, the
+first night, as if the sailors and marines did not pull well together,
+excepting by the ears; for my hammock was slung over the descent into
+the cockpit, and I had scarcely turned-in when an officer of marines
+came and abused his sentry for not seeing the lights out below,
+according to orders. The sentry proceeded to explain, that the
+_middies_ would not put them out for him, when the naked shoulders and
+the head of one of them, illuminated with a red nightcap, made its
+appearance above the hatchway, and began to take a lively share in
+the argument. The marine officer, looking down, with some
+astonishment, demanded, "d--n you, sir, who are you?" to which the
+head and shoulders immediately rejoined, "and d--n and b--t you, sir,
+who are you?"
+
+We landed on the island of South Beeveland, where we remained about
+three weeks, playing at soldiers, smoking _mynheer's_ long clay pipes,
+and drinking his _vrow's_ butter-milk, for which I paid liberally with
+my precious blood to their infernal musquitos; not to mention that I
+had all the extra valour shaken out of me by a horrible ague, which
+commenced a campaign on my carcass, and compelled me to retire upon
+Scotland, for the aid of my native air, by virtue of which it was
+ultimately routed.
+
+I shall not carry my first chapter beyond my first campaign, as I am
+anxious that my reader should not expend more than his first breath
+upon an event which cost too many their last.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. II.
+
+ Rejoin the Regiment. Embark for the Peninsula. Arrival in the
+ Tagus. The City of Lisbon, with its Contents. Sail for Figuera.
+ Landing extraordinary. Billet ditto. The City of Coimbra. A hard
+ Case. A cold Case, in which a favourite Scotch Dance is
+ introduced. Climate. The Duke of Wellington.
+
+
+I rejoined the battalion, at Hythe, in the spring of 1810, and,
+finding that the company to which I belonged had embarked, to join the
+first battalion in the Peninsula, and that they were waiting at
+Spithead for a fair wind, I immediately applied, and obtained
+permission, to join them.
+
+We were about the usual time at sea, and indulged in the usual
+amusements, beginning with keeping journals, in which I succeeded in
+inserting two remarks on the state of the weather, when I found my
+inclination for book-making superseded by the more disagreeable study
+of appearing eminently happy under an irresistible inclination towards
+sea-sickness. We anchored in the Tagus in September;--no thanks to the
+ship, for she was a leaky one, and wishing foul winds to the skipper,
+for he was a bad one.
+
+To look at Lisbon from the Tagus, there are few cities in the universe
+that can promise so much, and none, I hope, that can keep it so badly.
+
+I only got on shore one day, for a few hours, and, as I never again
+had an opportunity of correcting the impression, I have no objection
+to its being considered an uncharitable one; but I wandered for a time
+amid the abominations of its streets and squares, in the vain hope
+that I had got involved among a congregation of stables and outhouses;
+but when I was, at length, compelled to admit it as the miserable
+apology for the fair city that I had seen from the harbour, I began to
+contemplate, with astonishment, and no little amusement, the very
+appropriate appearance of its inhabitants.
+
+The church, I concluded, had, on that occasion, indulged her numerous
+offspring with a holiday, for they occupied a much larger portion of
+the streets than all the world besides. Some of them were languidly
+strolling about, and looking the sworn foes of time, while others
+crowded the doors of the different coffee-houses; the fat
+jolly-looking friars cooling themselves with lemonade, and the lean
+mustard-pot-faced ones sipping coffee out of thimble-sized cups, with
+as much caution as if it had been physic.
+
+The next class that attracted my attention was the numerous collection
+of well-starved dogs, who were indulging in all the luxury of extreme
+poverty on the endless dung-heaps.
+
+There, too, sat the industrious citizen, basking in the sunshine of
+his shop-door, and gathering in the flock which is so bountifully
+reared on his withered tribe of children. There strutted the spruce
+cavalier, with his upper-man furnished at the expense of his lower,
+and looking ridiculously imposing: and there--but sacred be their
+daughters, for the sake of _one_, who shed a lustre over her squalid
+sisterhood, sufficiently brilliant to redeem their whole nation from
+the odious sin of ugliness. I was looking for an official person,
+living somewhere near the Convent D'Estrella, and was endeavouring to
+express my wishes to a boy, when I heard a female voice, in broken
+English, from a balcony above, giving the information I desired. I
+looked up, and saw a young girl, dressed in white, who was loveliness
+itself! In the few words which passed between us, of lively
+unconstrained civility on her part, and pure confounded gratitude on
+mine, she seemed so perfectly after my own heart, that she lit a torch
+in it which burnt for two years and a half.
+
+It must not detract from her merits that she was almost the only one
+that I saw during that period in which it was my fate to tread war's
+roughest, rudest path,--daily staring his grim majesty out of
+countenance, and nightly slumbering on the cold earth, or in the
+tenantless mansion, for I felt as if she would have been the chosen
+companion of my waking dreams in _rosier_ walks, as I never recalled
+the fair vision to my aid, even in the worst of times, that it did not
+act upon my drooping spirits like a glass of brandy.
+
+It pleased the great disposer of naval events to remove us to another
+and a better ship, and to send us off for Figuera, next day, with a
+foul wind.
+
+Sailing at the rate of one mile in two hours, we reached Figuera's Bay
+at the end of eight days, and were welcomed by about a hundred hideous
+looking Portuguese women, whose joy was so excessive that they waded
+up to their arm-pits through a heavy surf, and insisted on carrying us
+on shore on their backs! I never clearly ascertained whether they had
+been actuated by the purity of love or gold.
+
+Our men were lodged for the night in a large barn, and the officers
+billetted in town. Mine chanced to be on the house of a mad-woman,
+whose extraordinary appearance I never shall forget. Her petticoats
+scarcely reached to the knee, and all above the lower part of the
+bosom was bare; and though she looked not more than middle aged, her
+skin seemed as if it had been regularly prepared to receive the
+impression of her last will and testament; her head was defended by a
+chevaux-de-frise of black wiry hair, which pointed fiercely in every
+direction, while her eyes looked like two burnt holes in a blanket. I
+had no sooner opened the door than she stuck her arms a-kimbo, and,
+opening a mouth, which stretched from ear to ear, she began
+vociferating "_bravo, bravissimo_!"
+
+Being a stranger alike to the appearance and the manners of the
+natives, I thought it possible that the former might have been nothing
+out of the common run, and concluding that she was overjoyed at seeing
+her country reinforced, at that perilous moment, by a fellow upwards
+of six feet high, and thinking it necessary to sympathize in some
+degree in her patriotic feelings, I began to "_bravo_" too; but as her
+second shout ascended ten degrees, and kept increasing in that ratio,
+until it amounted to absolute frenzy, I faced to the right-about, and,
+before our _tete-a-tete_ had lasted the brief space of three-quarters
+of a minute, I disappeared with all possible haste, her terrific yells
+vibrating in my astonished ears long after I had turned the corner of
+the street; nor did I feel perfectly at ease until I found myself
+stretched on a bundle of straw in a corner of the barn occupied by the
+men.
+
+We proceeded, next morning, to join the army; and, as our route lay
+through the city of Coimbra, we came to the magnanimous resolution of
+providing ourselves with all manner of comforts and equipments for the
+campaign on our arrival there; but, when we entered it, at the end of
+the second day, our disappointment was quite eclipsed by astonishment
+at finding ourselves the only living things in a city, which ought to
+have been furnished with twenty thousand souls.
+
+Lord Wellington was then in the course of his retreat from the
+frontiers of Spain to the lines of Torres Vedras, and had compelled
+the inhabitants on the line of march to abandon their homes, and to
+destroy or carry away every thing that could be of service to the
+enemy. It was a measure that ultimately saved their country, though
+ruinous and distressing to those concerned, and on no class of
+individuals did it bear harder, for the moment, than our own little
+detachment, a company of rosy-cheeked, chubbed youths, who, after
+three months feeding on ship's dumplings, were thus thrust, at a
+moment of extreme activity, in the face of an advancing foe, supported
+by a pound of raw beef, drawn every day fresh from the bullock, and a
+mouldy biscuit.
+
+The difficulties we encountered were nothing out of the usual course
+of old campaigners; but, untrained and unprovided as I was, I still
+looked back upon the twelve or fourteen days following the battle of
+Busaco as the most trying I have ever experienced, for we were on our
+legs from daylight until dark, in daily contact with the enemy; and,
+to satisfy the stomach of an ostrich, I had, as already stated, only a
+pound of beef, a pound of biscuit, and one glass of rum. A
+brother-officer was kind enough to strap my boat-cloak and portmanteau
+on the mule carrying his heavy baggage, which, on account of the
+proximity of the foe, was never permitted to be within a day's march
+of us, so that, in addition to my simple uniform, my only covering
+every night was the canopy of heaven, from whence the dews descended
+so refreshingly, that I generally awoke, at the end of an hour,
+chilled, and wet to the skin; and I could only purchase an equal
+length of additional repose by jumping up and running about, until I
+acquired a sleeping quantity of warmth. Nothing in life can be more
+ridiculous than seeing a lean, lank fellow start from a profound
+sleep, at midnight, and begin lashing away at the highland fling, as
+if St. Andrew himself had been playing the bagpipes; but it was a
+measure that I very often had recourse to, as the cleverest method of
+producing heat. In short, though the prudent general may preach the
+propriety of light baggage in the enemy's presence, I will ever
+maintain that there is marvellous small personal comfort in travelling
+so fast and so lightly as I did.
+
+The Portuguese farmers will tell you that the beauty of their climate
+consists in their crops receiving from the nightly dews the refreshing
+influence of a summer's shower, and that they ripen in the daily sun.
+But _they_ are a sordid set of rascals! Whereas _I_ speak with the
+enlightened views of a man of war, and say, that it is poor
+consolation to me, after having been deprived of my needful repose,
+and kept all night in a fever, dancing wet and cold, to be told that I
+shall be warm enough in the morning? it is like frying a person after
+he has been boiled; and I insisted upon it, that if their sun had been
+milder and their dews lighter that I should have found it much more
+pleasant.
+
+
+
+
+THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON.
+
+From the moment that I joined the army, so intense was my desire to
+get a look at this illustrious chief, that I never should have
+forgiven the Frenchman that had killed me before I effected it. My
+curiosity did not remain long ungratified; for, as our post was next
+the enemy, I found, when anything was to be done, that it was his
+also. He was just such a man as I had figured in my mind's eye, and I
+thought that the stranger would betray a grievous want of penetration
+who could not select the Duke of Wellington from amid five hundred in
+the same uniform.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. III.
+
+ Other People, Myself, and my Regiment. Retreat to the Lines of
+ Torres Vedras. Leave Coimbra, followed by a select group of
+ Natives. Ford the Streets of Condacia in good spirit. A
+ Provost-Marshal and his favourites. A fall. Convent of Batalha.
+ Turned out of Allenquer. Passed through Sobral. Turned into
+ Arruda. Quartering of the Light Division, and their Quarters at
+ Arruda. Burial of an only Child. Lines of Torres Vedras.
+ Difference of opinion between Massena and Myself. Military
+ Customs.
+
+
+Having now brought myself regularly into the field, under the renowned
+Wellington, should this narrative, by any accident, fall into the
+hands of others who served there, and who may be unreasonable enough
+to expect their names to be mentioned in it, let me tell them that
+they are most confoundedly mistaken! Every man may write a book for
+himself, if he likes, but _this_ is mine; and, as I borrow no man's
+story, neither will I give any man a particle of credit for his deeds,
+as I have got so little for my own that I have none to spare. Neither
+will I mention any regiment but my own, if I can possibly avoid it,
+for there is none other that I like so much, and none else so much
+deserves it; for we were the light regiment of the Light Division, and
+fired the first and last shot in almost every battle, siege, and
+skirmish, in which the army was engaged during the war.
+
+In stating the foregoing resolution, however, with regard to
+regiments, I beg to be understood as identifying our old and gallant
+associates, the forty-third and fifty-second, as a part of ourselves,
+for they bore their share in every thing, and I love them as I hope to
+do my better half, (when I come to be divided,) wherever _we_ were,
+_they_ were; and although the nature of our arm generally gave us more
+employment in the way of skirmishing, yet, whenever it came to a
+pinch, independent of a suitable mixture of them among us, we had
+only to look behind to see a line, in which we might place a degree of
+confidence, almost equal to our hopes in heaven; nor were we ever
+disappointed. There never was a corps of riflemen in the hands of such
+supporters!
+
+October 1st, 1810.--We stood to our arms at day light this morning, on
+a hill in front of Coimbra; and, as the enemy soon after came on in
+force, we retired before them through the city. The civil authorities,
+in making their own hurried escape, had totally forgotten that they
+had left a gaol full of rogues unprovided for, and who, as we were
+passing near them, made the most hideous screaming for relief. Our
+quarter-master-general very humanely took some men, who broke open the
+doors, and the whole of them were soon seen howling along the bridge
+into the wide world, in the most delightful delirium, with the French
+dragoons at their heels.
+
+We retired, the same night, through Condacia, where the commissariat
+were destroying quantities of stores that they were unable to carry
+off. They handed out shoes and shirts to any one that would take them,
+and the streets were literally running ankle deep with rum, in which
+the soldiers were dipping their cups and helping themselves as they
+marched along. The commissariat, some years afterwards, called for a
+return of the men who had received shirts and shoes on this occasion,
+with a view of making us pay for them, but we very briefly replied
+that the one half were dead, and the other half would be d----d before
+they would pay any thing.
+
+We retired this day to Leria, and, at the entrance of the city, saw an
+English and a Portuguese soldier dangling by the bough of a tree--the
+first summary example I had ever seen of martial law.
+
+A provost-marshal, on actual service, is a character of considerable
+pretensions, as he can flog at pleasure, always moves about with a
+guard of honour, and though he cannot altogether stop a man's breath
+without an order, yet, when he is ordered to hang a given number out
+of a crowd of plunderers, his _friends_ are not particularly
+designated, so that he can invite any one that he takes a fancy to, to
+follow him to the nearest tree, where he, without further ceremony,
+relieves him from the cares and troubles of this wicked world.
+
+There was only one _furnished_ shop remaining in the town at this
+time, and I went in to see what they had got to sell; but I had
+scarcely past the threshold when I heard a tremendous clatter at my
+heels, as if the opposite house had been pitched in at the door after
+me; and, on wheeling round to ascertain the cause, I found, when the
+dust cleared away, that a huge stone balcony, with iron railings,
+which had been over the door, overcharged with a collection of old
+wives looking at the troops, had tumbled down; and in spite of their
+vociferations for the aid of their patron saints, some them were
+considerably damaged.
+
+We halted one night near the Convent of Batalha, one of the finest
+buildings in Portugal. It has, I believe, been clearly established,
+that a living man in ever so bad health is better than two dead ones;
+but it appears that the latter will vary in value according to
+circumstances, for we found here, in very high preservation, the body
+of King John of Portugal, who founded the edifice in commemoration of
+some victory, God knows how long ago; and though he would have been
+reckoned a highly valuable antique, within a glass case, in an
+apothecary's hall in England, yet he was held so cheap in his own
+house, that the very finger which most probably pointed the way to the
+victory alluded to, is now in the baggage of the Rifle Brigade!
+Reader, point not _thy_ finger at me, for I am not the man.
+
+Retired on the morning of a very wet, stormy day to Allenquer, a small
+town on the top of a mountain, surrounded by still higher ones; and,
+as the enemy had not shewn themselves the evening before, we took
+possession of the houses, with a tolerable prospect of being permitted
+the unusual treat of eating a dinner under cover. But by the time
+that the pound of beef was parboiled, and while an officer of dragoons
+was in the act of reporting that he had just patrolled six leagues to
+the front, without seeing any signs of an enemy, we saw the
+indefatigable rascals, on the mountain opposite our windows, just
+beginning to wind round us, with a mixture of cavalry and infantry;
+the wind blowing so strong, that the long tail of each particular
+horse stuck as stiffly out in the face of the one behind, as if the
+whole had been strung upon a cable and dragged by the leaders. We
+turned out a few companies, and kept them in check while the division
+was getting under arms, spilt the soup as usual, and transferring the
+smoking solids to the haversack, for future mastication, we continued
+our retreat.
+
+We past through the town of Sobral, soon after dark, the same night;
+and, by the aid of some rushlights in a window, saw two apothecaries,
+the very counterparts of Romeo's, who were the only remnants of the
+place, and had braved the horrors of war for the sake of the
+gallipots, and in the hopes that their profession would be held
+sacred. They were both on the same side of the counter, looking each
+other point blank in the face, their sharp noses not three inches
+apart, and neither daring to utter a syllable, but both listening
+intensely to the noise outside. Whatever their courage might have been
+screwed up to before, it was evident that we were indebted for their
+presence now to their fears; and their appearance altogether was so
+ludicrous, that they excited universal shouts of laughter as they came
+within view of the successive divisions.
+
+Our long retreat ended at midnight, on our arrival at the handsome
+little town of Arruda, which was destined to be the piquet post of our
+division, in front of the fortified lines. The quartering of our
+division, whether by night or by day, was an affair of about five
+minutes. The quarter-master-general preceded the troops, accompanied
+by the brigade-majors and the quarter-masters of regiments; and after
+marking off certain houses for his general and staff, he split the
+remainder of the town between the majors of brigades: they in their
+turn provided for their generals and staff, and then made a wholesale
+division of streets among the quarter-masters of regiments, who, after
+providing for their commanding officers and staff, retailed the
+remaining houses, in equal proportions, among the companies; so that,
+by the time that the regiment arrived, there was nothing to be done
+beyond the quarter-master's simply telling each captain, "here's a
+certain number of houses for you."
+
+Like all other places on the line of march, we found Arruda totally
+deserted, and its inhabitants had fled in such a hurry, that the keys
+of their house doors were the only things they carried away; so that
+when we got admission, through our usual key,[1] we were not a little
+gratified to find that the houses were not only regularly furnished,
+but most of them had some food in the larder, and a plentiful supply
+of good wines in the cellar; and, in short, that they only required a
+few lodgers capable of appreciating the good things which the gods had
+provided; and the deuce is in it if we were not the very folks who
+could!
+
+ [Footnote 1: Transmitting a rifle-ball through the key-hole:
+ it opens every lock.]
+
+Unfortunately for ourselves, and still more so for the proprietors, we
+never dreamt of the possibility of our being able to keep possession
+of the town, as we thought it a matter of course that the enemy would
+attack our lines; and, as this was only an outpost, that it must fall
+into their hands; so that, in conformity with the system upon which we
+had all along been retreating, we destroyed every thing that we could
+not use ourselves, to prevent their benefiting by it. But, when we
+continued to hold the post beyond the expected period, our
+indiscretion was visited on our own heads, as we had destroyed in a
+day what would have made us luxurious for months. We were in hopes
+that, afterwards, the enemy would have forced the post, if only for an
+hour, that we might have saddled them with the mischief; but, as they
+never even made the attempt, it left it in the power of ill-natured
+people to say, that we had plundered one of our own towns. This was
+the only instance during the war in which the light division had
+reason to blush for their conduct, and even in that we had the law
+martial on our side, whatever gospel law might have said against it.
+
+The day after our arrival, Mr. Simmons and myself had the curiosity to
+look into the church, which was in nowise injured, and was fitted up
+in a style of magnificence becoming such a town. The body of a poor
+old woman was there, lying dead before the altar. It seemed as if she
+had been too infirm to join in the general flight, and had just
+dragged herself to that spot by a last effort of nature, and expired.
+We immediately determined, that as her's was the only body that we had
+found in the town, either alive or dead, that she should have more
+glory in the grave than she appeared to have enjoyed on this side of
+it; and, with our united exertions, we succeeded in raising a marble
+slab, which surmounted a monumental vault, and was beautifully
+embellished with armorial blazonry, and, depositing the body inside,
+we replaced it again carefully. If the personage to whom it belonged
+happened to have a tenant of his own for it soon afterwards, he must
+have been rather astonished at the manner in which the apartment was
+occupied.
+
+Those who wish a description of the lines of Torres Vedras, must read
+_Napier_, or some one else who knows all about them; for my part, I
+know nothing, excepting that I was told that one end of them rested on
+the Tagus, and the other somewhere on the sea; and I saw, with my own
+eyes, a variety of redoubts and field-works on the various hills which
+stand between. This, however, I do know, that we have since kicked the
+French out of more formidable looking and stronger places; and, with
+all due deference be it spoken, I think that the Prince of Essling
+ought to have tried his luck against them, as he could only have been
+beaten by fighting, as he afterwards was without it! And if he thinks
+that he would have lost as many men by trying, as he did by not
+trying, he must allow me to differ in opinion with him!!!
+
+In very warm or very wet weather it was customary to put us under
+cover in the town during the day, but we were always moved back to our
+bivouac, on the heights, during the night; and it was rather amusing
+to observe the different notions of individual comfort, in the
+selection of furniture, which officers transferred from their _town
+house_ to their _no house_ on the heights. A sofa, or a mattress, one
+would have thought most likely to be put in requisition; but it was
+not unusual to see a full-length looking-glass preferred to either.
+
+The post of the company to which I belonged, on the heights, was near
+a redoubt, immediately behind Arruda; there was a cattle-shed near it,
+which we cleaned out, and used as a sort of quarter. On turning out
+from breakfast one morning, we found that the butcher had been about
+to offer up the usual sacrifice of a bullock to the wants of the day;
+but it had broken loose, and, in trying to regain his victim, had
+caught it by the tail, which he twisted round his hand; and, when we
+made our appearance, they were performing a variety of evolutions at a
+gallop, to the great amusement of the soldiers; until an unlucky turn
+brought them down upon our house, which had been excavated out of the
+face of the hill, on which the upper part of the roof rested, and _in_
+they went, heels over head, butcher, bullock, tail and all, bearing
+down the whole fabric with a tremendous crash.
+
+N.B. It was very fortunate that we happened to be outside; and very
+unfortunate, as we were now obliged to remain out.
+
+We certainly lived in _clover_ while we remained here; every thing we
+saw was our own, seeing no one there who had a more legitimate claim;
+and every field was a vineyard. Ultimately it was considered too much
+trouble to pluck the grapes, as there were a number of poor native
+thieves in the habit of coming from the rear, every day, to steal
+some, so that a soldier had nothing to do but to watch one until he
+was marching off with his basket full, when he would very deliberately
+place his back against that of the Portuguese, and relieve him of his
+load, without wasting any words about the bargain. The poor wretch
+would follow the soldier to the camp, in the hope of having his basket
+returned, as it generally was, when emptied.
+
+Massena conceiving any attack upon our lines to be hopeless, as his
+troops were rapidly mouldering away with sickness and want, at length
+began to withdraw them nearer to the source of his supplies.
+
+He abandoned his position, opposite to us, on the night of the 9th of
+November, leaving some stuffed-straw gentlemen occupying their usual
+posts. Some of them were cavalry, some infantry, and they seemed such
+respectable representatives of their spectral predecessors, that, in
+the haze of the following morning, we thought that they had been
+joined by some well-fed ones from the rear; and it was late in the day
+before we discovered the mistake and advanced in pursuit. In passing
+by the edge of a mill-pond, after dark, our adjutant and his horse
+tumbled in, and, as the latter had no tail to hold on by, they were
+both very nearly drowned.
+
+It was late ere we halted for the night, on the side of the road, near
+to Allenquer, and I got under cover in a small house, which looked as
+if it had been honoured as the head-quarters of the tailor-general of
+the French army, for the floor was strewed with variegated threads,
+various complexioned buttons, with particles and remnants of
+_cabbage_; and, if it could not boast of the flesh and fowl of Noah's
+ark, there was an abundance of the creeping things which it were to be
+wished that that commander had not left behind. We marched before
+daylight next morning, leaving a _rousing_ fire in the chimney, which
+shortly became too small to hold it; for we had not proceeded far
+before we perceived that the well-dried thatched roof had joined in
+the general blaze, a circumstance which caused us no little
+uneasiness, for our general, the late Major-general Robert Crawford,
+had brought us up in the fear of our master; and, as he was a sort of
+person who would not see a fire, of that kind, in the same _light_
+that we did, I was by no means satisfied that my commission lay snug
+in my pocket, until we had fairly marched it out of sight, and in
+which we were aided not a little by a slight fire of another kind,
+which he was required to watch with the advanced guard.
+
+On our arrival at Valle, on the 12th of Nov. we found the enemy behind
+the Rio Maior, occupying the heights of Santarem, and exchanged some
+shots with their advanced posts. In the course of the night we
+experienced one of those tremendous thunderstorms which used to
+precede the Wellington victories, and which induced us to expect a
+general action on the following day. I had disposed myself to sleep in
+a beautiful green hollow way, and, before I had time even to dream of
+the effects of their heavy rains, I found myself floating most
+majestically towards the river, in a fair way of becoming food for
+the fishes. I ever after gave those inviting-looking spots a wide
+birth, as I found that they were regular watercourses.
+
+Next morning our division crossed the river, and commenced a false
+attack on the enemy's left, with a view of making them show their
+force; and it was to have been turned into a real attack, if their
+position was found to be occupied by a rear guard only; but, after
+keeping up a smart skirmishing-fire the greater part of the day, Lord
+Wellington was satisfied that their whole army was present, we were
+consequently withdrawn.
+
+This affair terminated the campaign of 1810. Our division took
+possession of the village of Valle and its adjacents, and the rest of
+the army was placed in cantonments, under whatever cover the
+neighbouring country afforded.
+
+Our battalion was stationed in some empty farm-houses, near the end of
+the bridge of Santarem, which was nearly half a mile long; and our
+sentries and those of the enemy were within pistol-shot of each other
+on the bridge.
+
+I do not mean to insinuate that a country is never so much at peace as
+when at open war; but I do say that a soldier can no where sleep so
+soundly, nor is he any where so secure from surprise, as when within
+musket-shot of his enemy.
+
+We lay four months in this situation, divided only by a rivulet,
+without once exchanging shots. Every evening, at the hour
+
+ "When bucks to dinner go,
+ And cits to sup,"
+
+it was our practice to dress for sleep: we saddled our horses, buckled
+on our armour, and lay down, with the bare floor for a bed and a stone
+for a pillow, ready for any thing, and reckless of every thing but the
+honour of our corps and country; for I will say (to save the expense
+of a trumpeter) that a more devoted set of fellows were never
+associated.
+
+We stood to our arms every morning at an hour before daybreak, and
+remained there until a _grey horse_ could be seen a mile off, (which
+is the military criterion by which daylight is acknowledged, and the
+hour of surprise past,) when we proceeded to unharness, and to indulge
+in such _luxuries_ as our toilet and our table afforded.
+
+The Maior, as far as the bridge of Valle, was navigable for the small
+craft from Lisbon, so that our table, while we remained there, cut as
+respectable a figure, as regular supplies of rice, salt fish, and
+potatoes could make it; not to mention that our pig-skin was, at all
+times, at least three parts full of a common red wine, which used to
+be dignified by the name of _black-strap_. We had the utmost
+difficulty, however, in keeping up appearances in the way of dress.
+The jacket, in spite of shreds and patches, always maintained
+something of the original about it; but woe befel the regimental
+small-clothes, and they could only be replaced by very extraordinary
+apologies, of which I remember that I had two pair at this period,
+_one_ of a common brown Portuguese cloth, and the _other_, or
+Sunday's pair, of black velvet. We had no women with the regiment; and
+the ceremony of washing a shirt amounted to my servant's taking it by
+the collar, and giving it a couple of shakes in the water, and then
+hanging it up to dry. Smoothing-irons were not the fashion of the
+times, and, if a fresh well-dressed aide-de-camp did occasionally come
+from England, we used to stare at him with about as much respect as
+Hotspur did at his "waiting gentlewoman."
+
+The winter here was uncommonly mild. I am not the sort of person to
+put myself much in the way of ice, except on a warm summer's day; but
+the only inconvenience that I felt in bathing, in the middle of
+December, was the quantity of leeches that used to attach themselves
+to my personal supporters, obliging me to cut a few capers to shake
+them off, after leaving the water.
+
+Our piquet-post, at the bridge, became a regular lounge, for the
+winter, to all manner of folks.
+
+I used to be much amused at seeing our naval officers come up from
+Lisbon riding on mules, with huge ships' spy-glasses, like
+six-pounders, strapped across the backs of their saddles. Their first
+question invariably was, "Who is that fellow there," (pointing to the
+enemy's sentry, close to us,) and, on being told that he was a
+Frenchman, "Then why the devil don't you shoot him!"
+
+Repeated acts of civility passed between the French and us during this
+tacit suspension of hostilities. The greyhounds of an officer followed
+a hare, on one occasion, into their lines, and they very politely
+returned them.
+
+I was one night on piquet, at the end of the bridge, when a ball came
+from the French sentry and struck the burning billet of wood round
+which we were sitting, and they sent in a flag of truce, next morning,
+to apologize for the accident, and to say that it had been done by a
+stupid fellow of a sentry, who imagined that people were advancing
+upon him. We admitted the apology, though we knew well enough that it
+had been done by a malicious rather than a stupid fellow, from the
+situation we occupied.
+
+General Junot, one day reconnoitring, was severely wounded by a
+sentry, and Lord Wellington, knowing that they were at that time
+destitute of every thing in the shape of comfort, sent to request his
+acceptance of any thing that Lisbon afforded that could be of any
+service to him; but the French general was too much of a politician to
+admit the want of any thing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. V.
+
+ Campaign of 1811 opens. Massena's Retreat. Wretched Condition of
+ the Inhabitants on the Line of March. Affairs with the Enemy,
+ near Pombal. Description of a Bivouac. Action near Redinha.
+ Destruction of Condacia and Action near it. Burning of the
+ Village of Illama, and Misery of its Inhabitants. Action at Foz
+ D'Aronce. Confidential Servants with Donkey-Assistants.
+
+
+The campaign of 1811 commenced on the 6th of March, by the retreat of
+the enemy from Santarem.
+
+Lord Wellington seemed to be perfectly acquainted with their
+intentions, for he sent to apprize our piquets, the evening before,
+that they were going off, and to desire that they should feel for them
+occasionally during the night, and give the earliest information of
+their having started. It was not, however, until daylight that we
+were quite certain of their having gone, and our division was
+instantly put in motion after them, passing through the town of
+Santarem, around which their camp fires were still burning.
+
+Santarem is finely situated, and probably had been a handsome town. I
+had never seen it in prosperity, and it now looked like a city of the
+plague, represented by empty dogs and empty houses; and, but for the
+tolling of a convent-bell by some unseen hand, its appearance was
+altogether inhuman.
+
+We halted for the night near Pyrnes. This little town, and the few
+wretched inhabitants who had been induced to remain in it under the
+faithless promises of the French generals, shewed fearful signs of a
+late visit from a barbarous and merciless foe. Young women were lying
+in their houses brutally violated,--the streets were strewed with
+broken furniture, intermixed with the putrid carcasses of murdered
+peasants, mules, and donkeys, and every description of filth, that
+filled the air with pestilential nausea. The few starved male
+inhabitants who were stalking amid the wreck of their friends and
+property, looked like so many skeletons who had been permitted to
+leave their graves for the purpose of taking vengeance on their
+oppressors, and the mangled body of every Frenchman who was
+unfortunate or imprudent enough to stray from his column, shewed how
+religiously they performed their mission.
+
+March 8th.--We overtook their rear guard this evening, snugly put up
+for the night in a little village, the name of which I do not
+recollect, but a couple of six pounders, supported by a few of our
+rifles, induced them to extend their walk.
+
+March 9th.--While moving along the road this morning, we found a man,
+who had deserted from us a short time before, in the uniform of a
+French dragoon, with his head laid open by one of our bullets. He was
+still alive, exciting any thing but sympathy among his former
+associates. Towards the afternoon we found the enemy in force, on the
+plain in front of Pombal, where we exchanged some shots.
+
+March 11th.--They retired yesterday to the heights behind Pombal, with
+their advanced posts occupying the town and moorish castle, which our
+battalion, assisted by some Cacadores, attacked this morning, and
+drove them from with considerable loss. Dispositions were then made
+for a general attack on their position, but the other divisions of our
+army did not arrive until too late in the evening. We bivouacked for
+the night in a ploughed field, under the castle, with our sentries
+within pistol shot, while it rained in torrents.
+
+As it is possible that some of my readers might never have had the
+misfortune to experience the comforts of a bivouac, and as the one
+which I am now in, contains but a small quantity of sleep, I shall
+devote a waking hour for their edification.
+
+When a regiment arrives at its ground for the night, it is formed in
+columns of companies, at full, half, or quarter distance, according
+to the space which circumstances will permit it to occupy. The officer
+commanding each company then receives his orders; and, after
+communicating whatever may be necessary to the men, he desires them to
+"pile arms, and make themselves comfortable for the night." Now, I
+pray thee, most sanguine reader, suffer not thy fervid imagination to
+transport thee into elysian fields at the pleasing exhortation
+conveyed in the concluding part of the captain's address, but rest
+thee contentedly in the one where it is made, which in all probability
+is a ploughed one, and that, too, in a state of preparation to take a
+model of thy very beautiful person, under the melting influence of a
+shower of rain. The soldiers of each company have a hereditary claim
+to the ground next to their arms, as have their officers to a wider
+range on the same line, limited to the end of a bugle sound, if not by
+a neighbouring corps, or one that is not neighbourly, for the nearer a
+man is to his enemy, the nearer he likes to be to his friends. Suffice
+it, that each individual knows his place as well as if he had been
+born on the estate, and takes immediate possession accordingly. In a
+ploughed or a stubble field there is scarcely a choice of quarters;
+but, whenever there is a sprinkling of trees, it is always an object
+to secure a good one, as it affords shelter from the sun by day and
+the dews by night, besides being a sort of home or sign post for a
+group of officers, as denoting the best place of entertainment; for
+they hang their spare clothing and accoutrements among the branches,
+barricade themselves on each side with their saddles, canteens, and
+portmanteaus, and, with a blazing fire in their front, they indulge,
+according to their various humours, in a complete state of
+gipsyfication.
+
+There are several degrees of comfort to be reckoned in a bivouac, two
+of which will suffice.
+
+The first, and worst, is to arrive at the end of a cold wet day, too
+dark to see your ground, and too near the enemy to be permitted to
+unpack the knapsacks or to take off accoutrements; where,
+unincumbered with baggage or eatables of any kind, you have the
+consolation of knowing that things are now at their worst, and that
+any change must be for the better. You keep yourself alive for a
+while, in collecting material to feed your fire with. You take a smell
+at your empty calibash, which recalls to your remembrance the
+delicious flavour of its last drop of wine. You curse your servant for
+not having contrived to send you something or other from the baggage,
+(though you know that it was impossible). You then damn the enemy for
+being so near you, though probably, as in the present instance, it was
+you that came so near them. And, finally, you take a whiff at the end
+of a cigar, if you have one, and keep grumbling through the smoke,
+like distant thunder through a cloud, until you tumble into a most
+warlike sleep.
+
+The next, and most common one, is, when you are not required to look
+quite so sharp, and when the light baggage and provisions come in at
+the heel of the regiment. If it is early in the day, the first thing
+to be done is to make some tea, the most sovereign restorative for
+jaded spirits. We then proceed to our various duties. The officers of
+each company form a mess of themselves. One remains in camp to attend
+to the duties of the regiment; a second attends to the mess: he goes
+to the regimental butcher, and bespeaks a portion of the only
+purchaseable commodities, hearts, livers, and kidneys; and also to see
+whether he cannot _do_ the commissary out of a few extra biscuit, or a
+canteen of brandy; and the remainder are gentlemen at large for the
+day. But while they go hunting among the neighbouring regiments for
+news, and the neighbouring houses for curiosity, they have always an
+eye to their mess, and omit no opportunity of adding to the general
+stock.
+
+Dinner hour, for fear of accidents, is always the hour when dinner can
+be got ready; and the 14th section of the articles of war is always
+most rigidly attended to, by every good officer parading himself round
+the camp-kettle at the time fixed, with his haversack in his hand. A
+haversack on service is a sort of dumb waiter. The mess have a good
+many things in common, but the contents of the haversack are
+exclusively the property of its owner; and a well regulated one ought
+never to be without the following furniture, unless when the
+perishable part is consumed, in consequence of every other means of
+supply having failed, viz. a couple of biscuit, a sausage, a little
+tea and sugar, a knife, fork, and spoon, a tin cup, (which answers to
+the names of _tea-cup_, _soup-plate_, _wine-glass_, and _tumbler_,) a
+pair of socks, a piece of soap, a tooth-brush, towel, and comb, and
+half a dozen cigars.
+
+After doing justice to the dinner, if we feel in a humour for
+additional society, we transfer ourselves to some neighbouring mess,
+taking our cups, and whatever we mean to drink, along with us, for in
+those times there is nothing to be expected from our friends beyond
+the pleasure of their conversation: and, finally, we retire to rest.
+To avoid inconvenience by the tossing off of the bed-clothes, each
+officer has a blanket sewed up at the sides, like a sack, into which
+he scrambles, and, with a green sod or a smooth stone for a pillow,
+composes himself to sleep; and, under such a glorious reflecting
+canopy as the heavens, it would be a subject of mortification to an
+astronomer to see the celerity with which he tumbles into it. Habit
+gives endurance, and fatigue is the best nightcap; no matter that the
+veteran's countenance is alternately stormed with torrents of rain,
+heavy dews, and hoar-frosts; no matter that his ears are assailed by a
+million mouths of chattering locusts, and by some villanous donkey,
+who every half hour pitches a _bray_ note, which, as a congregation of
+presbyterians follow their clerk, is instantly taken up by every mule
+and donkey in the army, and sent echoing from regiment to regiment,
+over hill and valley, until it dies away in the distance; no matter
+that the scorpion is lurking beneath his pillow, the snake winding his
+slimy way by his side, and the lizard galloping over his face, wiping
+his eyes with its long cold tail.
+
+All are unheeded, until the warning voice of the brazen instrument
+sounds to arms. Strange it is, that the ear which is impervious to
+what would disturb the rest of the world besides, should alone be
+alive to one, and that, too, a sound which is likely to sooth the
+sleep of the citizens, or at most, to set them dreaming of their
+loves. But so it is: the first note of the melodious bugle places the
+soldier on his legs, like lightning; when, muttering a few curses at
+the unseasonableness of the hour, he plants himself on his alarm post,
+without knowing or caring about the cause.
+
+Such is a bivouac; and our sleep-breaker having just sounded, the
+reader will find what occurred, by reading on.
+
+March 12th.--We stood to our arms before daylight. Finding that the
+enemy had quitted the position in our front, we proceeded to follow
+them; and had not gone far before we heard the usual morning's
+salutation, of a couple of shots, between their rear and our advanced
+guard. On driving in their outposts, we found their whole army drawn
+out on the plain, near Redinha, and instantly quarrelled with them on
+a large scale.
+
+As every body has read Waverley and the Scottish Chiefs, and knows
+that one battle is just like another, inasmuch as they always conclude
+by one or both sides running away; and as it is nothing to me what
+this or t'other regiment did, nor do I care three buttons what this or
+t'other person thinks he did, I shall limit all my descriptions to
+such events as immediately concerned the important personage most
+interested in this history.
+
+Be it known then, that I was one of a crowd of skirmishers who were
+enabling the French ones to carry the news of their own defeat through
+a thick wood, at an infantry canter, when I found myself all at once
+within a few yards of one of their regiments in line, which opened
+such a fire, that had I not, rifleman like, taken instant advantage of
+the cover of a good fir tree, my name would have unquestionably been
+transmitted to posterity by that night's gazette. And, however
+opposed it may be to the usual system of drill, I will maintain, from
+that day's experience, that the cleverest method of teaching a recruit
+to stand at attention, is to place him behind a tree and fire balls at
+him; as, had our late worthy disciplinarian, Sir David Dundas,
+himself, been looking on, I think that even _he_ must have admitted
+that he never saw any one stand so fiercely upright as I did behind
+mine, while the balls were rapping into it as fast as if a fellow had
+been hammering a nail on the opposite side, not to mention the numbers
+that were whistling past, within the eighth of an inch of every part
+of my body, both before and behind, particularly in the vicinity of my
+nose, for which the upper part of the tree could barely afford
+protection.
+
+This was a last and a desperate stand made by their rear-guard, for
+their own safety, immediately above the town, as their sole chance of
+escape depended upon their being able to hold the post until the only
+bridge across the river was clear of the other fugitives. But they
+could not hold it long enough; for, while we were undergoing a
+temporary sort of purgatory in their front, our comrades went working
+round their flanks, which quickly sent them flying, with us
+intermixed, at full cry, down the streets.
+
+Whether in love or war, I have always considered that the pursuer has
+a decided advantage over the pursued. In the first, he may gain and
+cannot lose; but, in the latter, when one sees his enemy at full speed
+before him, one has such a peculiar conscious sort of feeling that he
+is on the right side, that I would not exchange places for any
+consideration.
+
+When we reached the bridge, the scene became exceedingly interesting,
+for it was choked up by the fugitives who were, as usual, impeding
+each other's progress, and we did not find that the application of our
+swords to those nearest to us tended at all towards lessening their
+disorder, for it induced about a hundred of them to rush into an
+adjoining house for shelter, but that was netting regularly out of the
+frying-pan into the fire, for the house happened to be really in
+flames, and too hot to hold them, so that the same hundred were
+quickly seen unkennelling again, half-cooked, into the very jaws of
+their consumers.
+
+John Bull, however, is not a blood-thirsty person, so that those who
+could not better themselves, had only to submit to a simple transfer
+of personal property to ensure his protection. We, consequently, made
+many prisoners at the bridge, and followed their army about a league
+beyond it, keeping up a flying fight until dark.
+
+Just as Mr. Simmons and myself had crossed the river, and were talking
+over the events of the day, not a yard asunder, there was a Portuguese
+soldier in the act of passing between us, when a cannon-ball plunged
+into his belly--his head doubled down to his feet, and he stood for a
+moment in that posture before he rolled over a lifeless lump.
+
+March 13th.--Arrived on the hill above Condacia in time to see that
+handsome little town in flames. Every species of barbarity continued
+to mark the enemy's retreating steps. They burnt every town or
+village through which they passed, and if we entered a church, which,
+by accident, had been spared, it was to see the murdered bodies of the
+peasantry on the altar.
+
+While Lord Wellington, with his staff, was on a hill a little in front
+of us, waiting the result of a flank-movement which he had directed,
+some of the enemy's sharpshooters stole, unperceived, very near to him
+and began firing, but, fortunately, without effect. We immediately
+detached a few of ours to meet them, but the others ran off on their
+approach.
+
+We lay by our arms until towards evening, when the enemy withdrew a
+short distance behind Condacia, and we closed up to them. There was a
+continued popping between the advanced posts all night.
+
+March 14th.--Finding, at daylight, that the enemy still continued to
+hold the strong ground before us, some divisions of the army were sent
+to turn their flanks, while ours attacked them in front.
+
+We drove them from one strong hold to another, over a large track of
+very difficult country, mountainous and rocky, and thickly intersected
+with stone walls, and were involved in one continued hard skirmish
+from daylight until dark. This was the most harassing day's fighting
+that I ever experienced.
+
+Daylight left the two armies looking at each other, near the village
+of Illama. The smoking roofs of the houses showed that the French had
+just quitted and, as usual, set fire to it, when the company to which
+I belonged was ordered on piquet there for the night. After posting
+our sentries, my brother-officer and myself had the curiosity to look
+into a house, and were shocked to find in it a mother and her child
+dead, and the father, with three more, living, but so much reduced by
+famine as to be unable to remove themselves from the flames. We
+carried them into the open air, and offered the old man our few
+remaining crumbs of biscuit, but he told us that he was too far gone
+to benefit by them, and begged that we would give them to his
+children. We lost no time in examining such of the other houses as
+were yet safe to enter, and rescued many more individuals from one
+horrible death, probably to reserve them for another equally so, and
+more lingering, as we had nothing to give them, and marched at
+daylight the following morning.
+
+Our post that night was one of terrific grandeur. The hills behind
+were in a blaze of light with the British camp-fires, as were those in
+our front with the French ones. Both hills were abrupt and lofty, not
+above eight hundred yards asunder, and we were in the burning village
+in the valley between. The roofs of houses every instant falling in,
+and the sparks and flames ascending to the clouds. The streets were
+strewed with the dying and the dead,--some had been murdered and some
+killed in action, which, together with the half-famished wretches whom
+we had saved from burning, contributed in making it a scene which was
+well-calculated to shake a stout heart, as was proved in the instance
+of one of our sentries, a well known "devil-may-care" sort of fellow.
+I know not what appearances the burning rafters might have reflected
+on the neighbouring trees at the time, but he had not been long on his
+post before he came running into the piquet, and swore, by all the
+saints in the calendar, that he saw six dead Frenchmen advancing upon
+him with hatchets over their shoulders!
+
+We found by the buttons on the coats of some of the fallen foe, that
+we had this day been opposed to the French ninety-fifth regiment, (the
+same number as we were then,) and I cut off several of them, which I
+preserved as trophies.
+
+March 15th.--We overtook the enemy a little before dark this
+afternoon. They were drawn up behind the Ceira, at Fez D'Aronce, with
+their rear-guard, under Marshal Ney, imprudently posted on our side of
+the river, a circumstance which Lord Wellington took immediate
+advantage of; and, by a furious attack, dislodged them, in such
+confusion, that they blew up the bridge before half of their own
+people had time to get over. Those who were thereby left behind, not
+choosing to put themselves to the pain of being shot, took to the
+river, which received them so hospitably that few of them ever quitted
+it. Their loss, on this occasion, must have been very great, and, we
+understood, at the time, that Ney had been sent to France, in
+disgrace, in consequence of it.
+
+About the middle of the action, I observed some inexperienced light
+troops rushing up a deep road-way to certain destruction, and ran to
+warn them out of it, but I only arrived in time to partake the reward
+of their indiscretion, for I was instantly struck with a musket-ball
+above the left ear, which deposited me, at full length, in the mud.
+
+I know not how long I lay insensible, but, on recovering, my first
+_feeling_ was for my head, to ascertain if any part of it was still
+standing, for it appeared to me as if nothing remained above the
+mouth; but, after repeated applications of all my fingers and thumbs
+to the doubtful parts, I, at length, proved to myself, satisfactorily,
+that it had rather increased than diminished by the concussion; and,
+jumping on my legs, and hearing, by the whistling of the balls from
+both sides, that the rascals who had got me into the scrape had been
+driven back and left me there, I snatched my cap, which had saved my
+life, and which had been spun off my head to the distance of ten or
+twelve yards, and joined them, a short distance in the rear, when one
+of them, a soldier of the sixtieth, came and told me that an officer
+of ours had been killed, a short time before, pointing to the spot
+where I myself had fallen, and that he had tried to take his jacket
+off, but that the advance of the enemy had prevented him. I told him
+that I was the one that had been killed, and that I was deucedly
+obliged to him for his _kind_ intentions, while I felt still more so
+to the enemy for their timely advance, otherwise, I have no doubt, but
+my _friend_ would have taken a fancy to my trousers also, for I found
+that he had absolutely unbuttoned my jacket.
+
+There is nothing so gratifying to frail mortality as a good dinner
+when most wanted and least expected. It was perfectly dark before the
+action finished, but, on going to take advantage of the fires which
+the enemy had evacuated, we found their soup-kettles in full
+operation, and every man's mess of biscuit lying beside them, in
+stockings, as was the French mode of carrying them; and it is needless
+to say how unceremoniously we proceeded to do the honours of the
+feast. It ever after became a saying among the soldiers, whenever they
+were on short allowance, "well, d--n my eyes, we must either fall in
+with the French or the commissary to-day, I don't care which."
+
+As our baggage was always in the rear on occasions of this kind, the
+officers of each company had a Portuguese boy, in charge of a donkey,
+on whom their little comforts depended. He carried our boat-cloaks and
+blankets, was provided with a small pig-skin for wine, a canteen for
+spirits, a small quantity of tea and sugar, a goat tied to the donkey,
+and two or three dollars in his pocket, for the purchase of bread,
+butter, or any other luxury which good fortune might throw in his way
+in the course of the day's march. We were never very scrupulous in
+exacting information regarding the source of his supplies; so that he
+had nothing to dread from our wrath, unless he had the misfortune to
+make his appearance empty-handed. They were singularly faithful and
+intelligent in making their way to us every evening, under the most
+difficult circumstances. This was the only night during Massena's
+retreat in which ours failed to find us; and, wandering the greater
+part of the night in the intricate maze of camp-fires, it appeared
+that he slept, after all, among some dragoons, within twenty yards of
+us.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. VI.
+
+ Passage of the Mondego. Swearing to a large Amount. Two
+ Prisoners, with their Two Views. Two Nuns, Two Pieces of Dough,
+ and Two Kisses. A Halt. Affair near Frexedas. Arrival near
+ Guarda. Murder. A stray Sentry. Battle of Sabugal. Spanish and
+ Portuguese Frontiers. Blockade of Almeida. Battle-like. Current
+ Value of Lord Wellington's Nose. Battle of Fuentes D'Onor. The
+ Day after the Battle. A grave Remark. The _Padre's_ House.
+ Retreat of the Enemy.
+
+
+March 17th.--Found the enemy's rear-guard behind the Mondego, at Ponte
+de Marcella, cannonaded them out of it, and then threw a temporary
+bridge across the river, and followed them until dark.
+
+The late Sir Alexander Campbell, who commanded the division next to
+ours, by a wanton excess of zeal in expecting an order to follow,
+would not permit any thing belonging to us to pass the bridge, for
+fear of impeding the march of his troops; and, as he received no order
+to march, we were thereby prevented from getting any thing whatever to
+eat for the next thirty-six hours. I know not whether the curses of
+individuals are recorded under such circumstances, but, if they are,
+the gallant general will have found the united hearty ones of four
+thousand men registered against him for that particular act.
+
+March 19th.--We, this day, captured the aide-de-camp of General
+Loison, together with his wife, who was dressed in a splendid hussar
+uniform. _He_ was a Portuguese, and a traitor, and looked very like a
+man who would be hanged. _She_ was a Spaniard, and very handsome, and
+looked very like a woman who would get married again.
+
+March 20th.--We had now been three days without any thing in the shape
+of bread, and meat without it, after a time, becomes almost
+loathsome. Hearing that we were not likely to march quite so early as
+usual this morning, I started, before daylight, to a village about two
+miles off, in the face of the Sierra D'Estrella, in the hopes of being
+able to purchase something, as it lay out of the hostile line of
+movements. On my arrival there, I found some nuns who had fled from a
+neighbouring convent, waiting outside the building of the village-oven
+for some Indian-corn-leaven, which they had carried there to be baked,
+and, when I explained my pressing wants, two of them, very kindly,
+transferred me their shares, for which I gave each a kiss and a dollar
+between. They took the former as an unusual favour; but looked at the
+latter, as much as to say, "our poverty, and not our will, consents."
+I ran off with my half-baked dough, and joined my comrades, just as
+they were getting under arms.
+
+March 21st.--We, this day, reached the town of Mello, and had so far
+outmarched our commissary that we found it necessary to wait for him;
+and, in stopping to get a sight of our friends, we lost sight of our
+foes, a circumstance which I was by no means sorry for, as it enabled
+my shoulders, once more, to rejoice under the load of a couple of
+biscuits, and made me no longer ashamed to look a cow or a sheep in
+the face, now that they were not required to furnish more than their
+regulated proportions of my daily food.
+
+March 30th.--We had no difficulty in tracing the enemy, by the wrecks
+of houses and the butchered peasantry; and overtook their rear-guard,
+this day, busy grinding corn, in some windmills, near the village of
+Frexedas. As their situation offered a fair opportunity for us to reap
+the fruits of their labours, we immediately attacked and drove them
+from it, and, after securing what we wanted, we withdrew again, across
+the valley, to the village of Alverca, where we were not without some
+reasonable expectations that they would have returned the compliment,
+as we had only a few squadrons of dragoons in addition to our
+battalion, and we had seen them withdraw a much stronger force from
+the opposite village; but, by keeping a number of our men all night
+employed in making extensive fires on the hill above, it induced them
+to think that our force was much greater than it really was; and we
+remained unmolested.
+
+The only person we had hit in this affair was our adjutant, Mr.
+Stewart, who was shot through the head from a window. He was a gallant
+soldier, and deeply lamented. We placed his body in a chest, and
+buried it in front of Colonel Beckwith's quarters.
+
+March 31st.--At daylight, this morning, we moved to our right, along
+the ridge of mountains, to Guarda: on our arrival there, we saw the
+imposing spectacle of the whole of the French army winding through the
+valley below, just out of gun-shot.
+
+On taking possession of one of the villages which they had just
+evacuated, we found the body of a well-dressed female, whom they had
+murdered by a horrible refinement in cruelty. She had been placed upon
+her back, alive, in the middle of the street, with the fragment of a
+rock upon her breast, which it required four of our men to remove.
+
+April 1st.--We overtook the enemy this afternoon, in position, behind
+the Coa, at Sabugal, with their advanced posts on our side of the
+river.
+
+I was sent on piquet for the night, and had my sentries within
+half-musket shot of theirs: it was wet, dark, and stormy when I went,
+about midnight, to visit them, and I was not a little annoyed to find
+one missing. Recollecting who he was, a steady old soldier and the
+last man in the world to desert his post, I called his name aloud,
+when his answering voice, followed by the discharge of a musket,
+reached me nearly at the same time, from the direction of one of the
+French sentries; and, after some inquiry, I found that in walking his
+lonely round, in a brown study, no doubt, he had each turn taken ten
+or twelve paces to his front, and only half that number to the rear,
+until he had gradually worked himself up to within a few yards of his
+adversary; and it would be difficult to say which of the two was most
+astonished--the one at hearing a voice, or the other a shot so near,
+but all my rhetoric, aided by the testimony of the serjeant and the
+other sentries, could not convince the fellow that he was not on the
+identical spot on which I had posted him.
+
+April 2d.--We moved this day to the right, nearer to the bridge, and
+some shots were exchanged between the piquets.
+
+
+BATTLE OF SABUGAL,
+
+April 3d, 1811.
+
+Early this morning our division moved still farther to its right, and
+our brigade led the way across a ford, which took us up to the middle;
+while the balls from the enemy's advanced posts were hissing in the
+water around us, we drove in their light troops and commenced a
+furious assault upon their main body. Thus far all was right; but a
+thick drizzling rain now came on, in consequence of which the third
+division, which was to have made a simultaneous attack to our left,
+missed their way, and a brigade of dragoons under Sir William Erskine,
+who were to have covered our right, went the Lord knows where, but
+certainly not into the fight, although they started at the same time
+that we did, and had the _music_ of our rifles to guide them; and,
+even the second brigade of our own division could not afford us any
+support, for nearly an hour, so that we were thus unconsciously left
+with about fifteen hundred men, in the very impertinent attempt to
+carry a formidable position, on which stood as many thousands.
+
+The weather, which had deprived us of the aid of our friends, favoured
+us so far as to prevent the enemy from seeing the amount of our paltry
+force; and the conduct of our gallant fellows, led on by Sir Sidney
+Beckwith, was so truly heroic, that, incredible as it may seem, we had
+the best of the fight throughout. Our first attack was met by such
+overwhelming numbers, that we were forced back and followed by three
+heavy columns, before which we retired slowly, and keeping up a
+destructive fire, to the nearest rising ground, where we re-formed and
+instantly charged their advancing masses, sending them flying at the
+point of the bayonet, and entering their position along with them,
+where we were assailed by fresh forces. Three times did the very same
+thing occur. In our third attempt we got possession of one of their
+howitzers, for which a desperate struggle was making, when we were at
+the same moment charged by infantry in front and cavalry on the right,
+and again compelled to fall back; but, fortunately, at this moment we
+were reinforced by the arrival of the second brigade, and, with their
+aid, we once more stormed their position and secured the well-earned
+howitzer, while the third division came at the same time upon their
+flank, and they were driven from the field in the greatest disorder.
+
+Lord Wellington's despatch on this occasion did ample justice to Sir
+Sidney Beckwith and his brave brigade. Never were troops more
+judiciously or more gallantly led. Never was a leader more devotedly
+followed.
+
+In the course of the action a man of the name of Knight fell dead at
+my feet, and though I heard a musket ball strike him, I could neither
+find blood nor wound.
+
+There was a little spaniel belonging to one of our officers running
+about the whole time, barking at the balls, and I saw him once
+smelling at a live shell, which exploded in his face without hurting
+him.
+
+The strife had scarcely ended among mortals, when it was taken up by
+the elements with terrific violence. The _Scotch mist_ of the morning
+had now increased to torrents, enough to cool the fever of our late
+excitement, and accompanied by thunder and lightning. As a compliment
+for our exertions in the fight, we were sent into the town, and had
+the advantage of whatever cover its dilapidated state afforded. While
+those who had not had the chance of getting broken skins, had now the
+benefit of sleeping in wet ones.
+
+On the 5th of April we entered the frontiers of Spain, and slept in a
+bed for the first time since I left the ship. Passing from the
+Portuguese to the Spanish frontier is about equal to taking one step
+from the coal-hole into the parlour, for the cottages on the former
+are reared with filth, furnished with ditto, and peopled accordingly;
+whereas, those of Spain, even within the same mile, are neatly
+whitewashed, both without and within, and the poorest of them can
+furnish a good bed, with clean linen, and the pillow-cases neatly
+adorned with pink and sky-blue ribbons, while their dear little girls
+look smiling and neat as their pillow-cases.
+
+After the action at Sabugal, the enemy retired to the neighbourhood of
+Ciudad Rodrigo, without our getting another look at them, and we took
+up the line of the Agueda and Axava rivers, for the blockade of the
+fortress of Almeida, in which they had left a garrison indifferently
+provisioned.
+
+The garrison had no means of providing for their cattle, but by
+turning them out to graze upon the glacis; and we sent a few of our
+rifles to practice against them, which very soon reduced them to salt
+provisions.
+
+Towards the end of April the French army began to assemble on the
+opposite bank of the Agueda to attempt the relief of the garrison, while
+ours began to assemble in position at Fuentes D'Onor to dispute it.
+
+Our division still continued to hold the same line of outposts, and
+had several sharp affairs between the piquets at the bridge of
+Marialva.
+
+As a general action seemed now to be inevitable, we anxiously longed
+for the return of Lord Wellington, who had been suddenly called to the
+corps of the army under Marshal Beresford, near Badajos, as we would
+rather see his long nose in the fight than a reinforcement of ten
+thousand men any day. Indeed, there was a charm not only about himself
+but all connected with him, for which no odds could compensate. The
+known abilities of Sir George Murray, the gallant bearing of the
+lamented Pakenham, of Lord Fitzroy Somerset, of the present Duke of
+Richmond, Sir Colin Campbell, with others, the flower of our young
+nobility and gentry, who, under the auspices of such a chief, seemed
+always a group attendant on victory; and I'll venture to say that
+there was not a bosom in that army that did not beat more lightly,
+when we heard the joyful news of his arrival, the day before the
+enemy's advance.
+
+He had ordered us not to dispute the passage of the river, so that
+when the French army advanced, on the morning of the 3d of May, we
+retired slowly before them, across the plains of Espeja, and drew into
+the position, where the whole army was now assembled. Our division
+took post in reserve, in the left centre. Towards evening, the enemy
+made a fierce attack on the Village of Fuentes, but were repulsed with
+loss.
+
+On the 4th, both armies looked at each other all day without
+exchanging shots.
+
+
+BATTLE OF FUENTES D'ONOR,
+
+May 5th, 1811.
+
+The day began to dawn, this fine May morning, with a rattling fire of
+musketry on the extreme right of our position, which the enemy had
+attacked, and to which point our division was rapidly moved.
+
+Our battalion was thrown into a wood, a little to the left and front
+of the division engaged, and was instantly warmly opposed to the
+French skirmishers; in the course of which I was struck with a
+musket-ball on the left breast, which made me stagger a yard or two
+backward, and, as I felt no pain, I concluded that I was dangerously
+wounded; but it turned out to be owing to my not being hurt. While our
+operations here were confined to a tame skirmish, and our view to the
+oaks with which we were mingled, we found, by the evidence of our
+ears, that the division which we had come to support was involved in a
+more serious onset, for _there_ was the successive rattle of
+artillery, the wild hurrah of charging squadrons, and the repulsing
+volley of musketry; until Lord Wellington, finding his right too much
+extended, directed _that_ division to fall back behind the small river
+Touronne, and ours to join the main body of the army. The execution of
+our movement presented a magnificent military spectacle, as the plain,
+between us and the right of the army, was by this time in possession
+of the French cavalry, and, while we were retiring through it with the
+order and precision of a common field-day, they kept dancing around
+us, and every instant threatening a charge, without daring to execute
+it.
+
+We took up our new position at a right angle with the then right of
+the British line, on which our left rested, and with our right on the
+Touronne. The enemy followed our movement with a heavy column of
+infantry; but, when they came near enough to exchange shots, they did
+not seem to like our looks, as we occupied a low ridge of broken
+rocks, against which even a rat could scarcely have hoped to advance
+alive; and they again fell back, and opening a tremendous fire of
+artillery, which was returned by a battery of our guns. In the course
+of a short time, seeing no further demonstration against this part of
+the position, our division was withdrawn, and placed in reserve in
+rear of the centre.
+
+The battle continued to rage with fury in and about the village,
+whilst we were lying by our arms under a burning hot sun, some stray
+cannon-shot passing over and about us, whose progress we watched for
+want of other employment. One of them bounded along in the direction
+of an _amateur_, whom we had for some time been observing securely
+placed, as he imagined, behind a piece of rock, which stood about five
+feet above the ground, and over which nothing but his head was shown,
+sheltered from the sun by an umbrella. The shot in question touched
+the ground three or four times between us and him; he saw it
+coming--lowered his umbrella, and withdrew his head. Its expiring
+bound carried it into the very spot where he had that instant
+disappeared. I hope he was not hurt; but the thing looked so
+ridiculous that it excited a shout of laughter, and we saw no more of
+him.
+
+A little before dusk, in the evening, our battalion was ordered
+forward to relieve the troops engaged in the village, part of which
+still remained in possession of the enemy, and I saw, by the mixed
+nature of the dead, in every part of the streets, that it had been
+successively in possession of both sides. The firing ceased with the
+daylight, and I was sent, with a section of men, in charge of one of
+the streets for the night. There was a wounded Serjeant of highlanders
+lying on my post. A ball had passed through the back part of his head,
+from which the brain was oozing, and his only sign of life was a
+convulsive hiccough every two or three seconds. I sent for a medical
+friend to look at him, who told me that he could not survive; I then
+got a mattress from the nearest house, placed the poor fellow on it,
+and made use of one corner as a pillow for myself, on which, after
+the fatigues of the day, and though called occasionally to visit my
+sentries, I slept most soundly. The highlander died in the course of
+the night.
+
+When we stood to our arms, at daybreak next morning, we found the
+enemy busy throwing up a six-gun battery, immediately in front of our
+company's post, and we immediately set to work, with our whole hearts
+and souls, and placed a wall, about twelve feet thick, between us,
+which, no doubt, still remains there in the same garden, as a monument
+of what can be effected, in a few minutes, by a hundred modern men,
+when their personal safety is concerned; not but that the proprietor,
+in the midst of his admiration, would rather see a good bed of garlic
+on the spot, manured with the bodies of the architects.
+
+When the sun began to shine on the pacific disposition of the enemy,
+we proceeded to consign the dead to their last earthly mansions,
+giving every Englishman a grave to himself, and putting as many
+Frenchmen into one as it could conveniently accommodate. Whilst in
+the superintendence of this melancholy duty, and ruminating on the
+words of the poet:--
+
+ "There's not a form of all that lie
+ Thus ghastly, wild and bare,
+ Tost, bleeding, in the stormy sky,
+ Black in the burning air,
+ But to his knee some infant clung,
+ But on his heart some fond heart hung!"
+
+I was grieved to think that the souls of deceased warriors should be
+so selfish as to take to flight in their regimentals, for I never saw
+the body of one with a rag on after battle.
+
+The day after one of those negative sort of victories is always one of
+intense interest. The movements on each side are most jealously
+watched, and each side is diligently occupied in strengthening such
+points as the fight of the preceding day had proved to be the most
+vulnerable.
+
+Lord Wellington was too deficient in his cavalry force to justify his
+following up his victory; and the enemy, on their parts, had been too
+roughly handled, in their last attempt, to think of repeating the
+experiment; so that, during the next two days, though both armies
+continued to hold the same ground, there was scarcely a shot
+exchanged.
+
+They had made a few prisoners, chiefly guardsmen and highlanders, whom
+they marched past the front of our position, in the most ostentatious
+way, on the forenoon of the 6th; and, the day following, a number of
+their regiments were paraded in the most imposing manner for review.
+They looked uncommonly well, and we were proud to think that we had
+beaten such fine-looking fellows so lately!
+
+Our regiment had been so long and so often quartered in Fuentes that
+it was like fighting for our fire-sides. The _Padre's_ house stood at
+the top of the town. He was an old friend of ours, and an old fool,
+for he would not leave his house until it was too late to take
+anything with him; but, curious enough, although it had been
+repeatedly in the possession of both sides, and plundered, no doubt,
+by many expert artists, yet none of them thought of looking so high as
+the garret, which happened to be the repository of his money and
+provisions. He came to us the day after the battle, weeping over his
+supposed loss, like a sensitive Christian, and I accompanied him to
+the house, to see whether there was not some consolation remaining for
+him; but, when he found his treasure safe, he could scarcely bear its
+restoration with becoming gravity. I helped him to carry off his bag
+of dollars, and he returned the compliment with a leg of mutton.
+
+The French army retired on the night of the 7th, leaving Almeida to
+its fate; but, by an extraordinary piece of luck, the garrison made
+their escape the night after, in consequence of some mistake or
+miscarriage of an order, which prevented a British regiment from
+occupying the post intended for it.
+
+May 8th.--We advanced this morning, and occupied our former post at
+Espeja, with some hopes of remaining quiet for a few days; but the
+alarm sounding at daylight on the following morning, we took post on
+the hill, in front of the village. It turned out to be only a patrole
+of French cavalry, who retired on receiving a few shots from our
+piquets, and we saw no more of them for a considerable time.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. VII.
+
+ March to Estremadura. At Soito, growing Accommodations for Man
+ and Beast. British Taste displayed by Portuguese Wolves. False
+ Alarm. Luxuries of Roquingo Camp. A Chaplain of the Forces.
+ Return towards the North. Quarters near Castello de Vide.
+ Blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo. Village of Atalya; Fleas abundant;
+ Food scarce. Advance of the French Army. Affairs near Guinaldo.
+ Our Minister administered to. An unexpected Visit from our
+ General and his Followers. End of the Campaign of 1811. Winter
+ Quarters.
+
+
+Lord Wellington, soon after the battle of Fuentes, was again called
+into Estremadura, to superintend the operations of the corps of the
+army under Marshal Beresford, who had, in the mean time, fought the
+battle of Albuera, and laid siege to Badajos. In the beginning of
+June our division was ordered thither also, to be in readiness to aid
+his operations. We halted one night at the village of Soito, where
+there are a great many chestnut trees of very extraordinary
+dimensions; the outside of the trunk keeps growing as the inside
+decays. I was one of a party of four persons who dined inside of one,
+and I saw two or three horses put up in several others.
+
+We halted, also, one night on the banks of the Coa, near Sabugal, and
+visited our late field of battle. We found that the dead had been
+nearly all torn from their graves, and devoured by wolves, who are in
+great force in that wild mountainous district, and shew very little
+respect either for man or beast. They seldom, indeed, attack a man;
+but if one happens to tie his horse to a tree, and leaves him
+unattended, for a short time, he must not be surprised if he finds, on
+his return, that he has parted with a good _rump steak_; _that_ is the
+piece that they always prefer; and it is, therefore, clear to me,
+that the first of the wolves must have been reared in England!
+
+We experienced, in the course of this very dark night, one of those
+ridiculous false alarms which will sometimes happen in the best
+organized body. Some bullocks strayed, by accident, amongst the piles
+of arms, the falling clatter of which, frightened them so much that
+they went galloping over the sleeping soldiers. The officers'
+baggage-horses broke from their _moorings_, and joined in the general
+charge; and a cry immediately arose, that it was the French cavalry.
+The different regiments stood to their arms, and formed squares,
+looking as sharp as thunder for something to fire at; and it was a
+considerable time before the cause of the _row_ could be traced. The
+different followers of the army, in the mean time, were scampering off
+to the rear, spreading the most frightful reports. One woman of the
+52d succeeded in getting three leagues off before daylight, and swore,
+"that, as God was her judge, she did not leave her regiment until she
+saw the last man of them cut to pieces!!!"
+
+On our arrival near Elvas, we found that Marshal Beresford had raised
+the siege of Badajos; and we were, therefore, encamped on the river
+Caya, near Roquingo. This was a sandy unsheltered district; and the
+weather was so excessively hot, that we had no enjoyment, but that of
+living three parts of the day up to the neck in a pool of water.
+
+Up to this period it had been a matter of no small difficulty to
+ascertain, at any time, the day of the week; that of the month was
+altogether out of the question, and could only be reckoned by counting
+back to the date of the last battle; but our division was here joined
+by a chaplain, whose duty it was to remind us of these things. He
+might have been a very good man, but he was not prepossessing, either
+in his appearance or manners. I remember, the first Sunday after his
+arrival, the troops were paraded for divine service, and had been some
+time waiting in square, when he at length rode into the centre of it,
+with his tall, lank, ungainly figure, mounted on a starved, untrimmed,
+unfurnished horse, and followed by a Portuguese boy, with his
+canonicals and prayer-books on the back of a mule, with a hay-bridle,
+and having, by way of clothing, about half a pair of straw breeches.
+This spiritual comforter was the least calculated of any one that I
+ever saw to excite devotion in the minds of men, who had seen nothing
+in the shape of a divine for a year or two.
+
+In the beginning of August we began to retrace our steps towards the
+north. We halted a few days in Portalegre, and a few more at Castello
+de Vide.
+
+The latter place is surrounded by extensive gardens, belonging to the
+richer citizens; in each of which there is a small summer-house,
+containing one or two apartments, in which the proprietor, as I can
+testify, may have the enjoyment of being fed upon by a more healthy
+and better appetized flea, than is to be met with in town houses in
+general.
+
+These _quintas_ fell to the lot of our battalion; and though their
+beds, on that account, had not much sleep in them, yet, as those who
+preferred the voice of the nightingale in a bed of cabbages, to the
+pinch of a flea in a bed of feathers, had the alternative at their
+option; I enjoyed my sojourn there very much. Each garden had a
+bathing tank, with a plentiful supply of water, which at that season
+was really a luxury; and they abounded in choice fruits. I there
+formed an attachment to a mulberry-tree, which is still fondly
+cherished in my remembrance.
+
+We reached the scene of our former operations, in the north, towards
+the end of August.
+
+The French had advanced and blockaded Almeida, during our absence, but
+they retired again on our approach, and we took up a more advanced
+position than before, for the blockade of Ciudad Rodrigo.
+
+Our battalion occupied Atalya, a little village at the foot of the
+Sierra de Gata, and in front of the River Vadilla. On taking
+possession of my quarter, the people showed me an outhouse, which,
+they said, I might use as a stable, and I took my horse into it, but,
+seeing the floor strewed with what appeared to be a small brown seed,
+heaps of which lay in each corner, as if shovelled together in
+readiness to take to market, I took up a handful, out of curiosity,
+and, truly, they were a curiosity, for I found that they were all
+regular fleas, and that they were proceeding to eat both me and my
+horse, without the smallest ceremony. I rushed out of the place, and
+knocked them down by fistfuls, and never yet could comprehend the
+cause of their congregating together in such a place.
+
+This neighbourhood had been so long the theatre of war, and
+alternately forced to supply both armies, that the inhabitants, at
+length, began to dread starvation themselves, and concealed, for their
+private use, all that remained to them; so that, although they were
+bountiful in their assurances of good wishes, it was impossible to
+extract a loaf of their good bread, of which we were so wildly in want
+that we were obliged to conceal patroles on the different roads and
+footpaths, for many miles around, to search the peasants passing
+between the different villages, giving them an order on the commissary
+for whatever we took from them; and we were not too proud to take even
+a few potatoes out of an old woman's basket.
+
+On one occasion, when some of us were out shooting, we discovered
+about twenty hives of bees, in the face of a glen, concealed among the
+gumcestus, and, stopping up the mouth of one them, we carried it home
+on our shoulders, bees and all, and continued to levy contributions on
+the _depot_ as long as we remained there.
+
+Towards the end of September, the garrison of Ciudad Rodrigo began to
+get on such "short commons" that _Marmont_, who had succeeded
+_Massena_, in the command of the French army, found it necessary to
+assemble the whole of his forces, to enable him to throw provisions
+into it.
+
+Lord Wellington was still pursuing his defensive system, and did not
+attempt to oppose him; but Marmont, after having effected his object,
+thought that he might as well take that opportunity of beating up our
+quarters, in return for the trouble we had given him; and,
+accordingly, on the morning of the 25th, he attacked a brigade of the
+third division, stationed at El Bedon, which, after a brilliant
+defence and retreat, conducted him opposite to the British position,
+in front of Fuente Guinaldo. He busied himself, the whole of the
+following day, in bringing up his troops for the attack. Our division,
+in the mean time, remained on the banks of the Vadillo, and had nearly
+been cut off, through the obstinacy of General Crawford, who did not
+choose to obey an order he received to retire the day before; but we,
+nevertheless, succeeded in joining the army, by a circuitous route, on
+the afternoon of the 26th; and, the whole of both armies being now
+assembled, we considered a battle on the morrow as inevitable.
+
+Lord Wellington, however, was not disposed to accommodate them on this
+occasion; for, about the middle of the night, we received an order to
+stand to our arms, with as little noise as possible, and to commence
+retiring, the rest of the army having been already withdrawn, unknown
+to us; an instance of the rapidity and uncertainty of our movements
+which proved fatal to the liberty of several amateurs and followers of
+the army, who, seeing an army of sixty thousand men lying asleep
+around their camp-fires, at ten o'clock at night, naturally concluded
+that they might safely indulge in a bed in the village behind, until
+daylight, without the risk of being caught napping; but, long ere that
+time, they found themselves on the high road to Ciudad Rodrigo, in the
+rude grasp of an enemy. Amongst others, was the chaplain of our
+division, whose outward man, as I have already said, conveyed no very
+exalted notion of the respectability of his profession, and who was
+treated with greater indignity than usually fell to the lot of
+prisoners, for, after keeping him a couple of days, and finding that,
+however gifted he might have been in spiritual lore, he was as
+ignorant as Dominie Sampson on military matters; and, conceiving good
+provisions to be thrown away upon him, they stripped him nearly naked
+and dismissed him, like the barber in Gil Blas, with a kick in the
+breech, and sent him in to us in a woful state.
+
+September 27th.--General Crawford remained behind us this morning,
+with a troop of dragoons, to reconnoitre; and, while we were marching
+carelessly along the road, he and his dragoons galloped right into our
+column, with a cloud of French ones at his heels. Luckily, the ground
+was in our favour; and, dispersing our men among the broken rocks, on
+both sides of the road, we sent them back somewhat faster than they
+came on. They were, however, soon replaced by their infantry, with
+whom we continued in an uninteresting skirmish all day. There was some
+sharp firing, the whole of the afternoon, to our left; and we retired,
+in the evening, to Soito.
+
+This affair terminated the campaign of 1811, as the enemy retired the
+same night, and we advanced next day to resume the blockade of
+Rodrigo; and were suffered to remain quietly in cantonments until the
+commencement of a new year.
+
+In every interval between our active services, we indulged in all
+manner of childish trick and amusement, with an avidity and delight of
+which it is impossible to convey an adequate idea. We lived united, as
+men always are who are daily staring death in the face on the same
+side, and who, caring little about it, look upon each new day added to
+their lives as one more to rejoice in.
+
+We invited the villagers, every evening, to a dance at our quarters
+alternately. A Spanish peasant girl has an address about her which I
+have never met with in the same class of any other country; and she at
+once enters into society with the ease and confidence of one who had
+been accustomed to it all her life. We used to flourish away at the
+bolero, fandango, and waltz, and wound up early in the evening with a
+supper of roasted chestnuts.
+
+Our village _belles_, as already stated, made themselves perfectly at
+home in our society, and we, too, should have enjoyed theirs for a
+season; but, when month after month, and year after year, continued to
+roll along, without producing any change, we found that the cherry
+cheek and sparkling eye of rustic beauty furnished but a very poor
+apology for the illuminated portion of Nature's fairest works, and
+ardently longed for an opportunity of once more feasting our eyes on a
+_lady_.
+
+In the month of December, we heard that the chief magistrate of
+Rodrigo, with whom we were personally acquainted, had, with his
+daughter and two other young ladies, taken shelter in Robledillo, a
+little town in the Sierra de Gata, which, being within our range,
+presented an attraction not to be resisted.
+
+Half-a-dozen of us immediately resolved ourselves into a committee of
+ways and means. We had six months' pay due to us; so that the fandango
+might have been danced in either of our pockets without the smallest
+risk; but we had this consolation for our poverty, that there was
+nothing to be bought, even if we had the means. Our only resource,
+therefore, was to lighten the cares of such of our brother-officers as
+were fortunate enough to have any thing to lose; and, at this moment
+of doubt and difficulty, a small flock of turkeys, belonging to our
+major, presented themselves, most imprudently, grazing opposite the
+windows of our council-chamber, two of which were instantly committed
+to the bottom of a sack, as a foundation to go upon. One of our spies,
+soon after, apprehended a sheep, the property of another officer,
+which was committed to the same place; and, getting the commissary to
+advance us a few extra loaves of bread, some ration beef, and a
+pig-skin full of wine, we placed a servant on a mule, with the whole
+concern tackled to him, and proceeded on our journey.
+
+In passing over the mountain, we saw a wild boar bowling along, in the
+midst of a snow-storm, and, voting them fitting companions, we
+suffered him to pass, (particularly as he did not come within shot).
+
+On our arrival at Robledillo, we met with the most cordial reception
+from the old magistrate; who, entering into the spirit of our visit,
+provided us with quarters, and filled our room in the evening with
+every body worth seeing in the place. We were malicious enough, by way
+of amusement, to introduce a variety of absurd pastimes, under the
+pretence of their being English, and which, by virtue thereof, were
+implicitly adopted. We, therefore, passed a regular romping evening;
+and, at a late hour, having conducted the ladies to their homes, some
+friars, who were of the party, very kindly, intended doing us the same
+favour, and, with that view, had begun to precede us with their
+lanterns, but, in the frolic of the moment, we set upon them with
+snow-balls, some of which struck upon their broad shoulders, while
+others fizzed against their fiery faces, and, in their astonishment
+and alarm, all sanctimony was forgotten; their oaths flew as thick as
+our snow-balls, while they ran ducking their heads and dousing their
+lights, for better concealment; but we, nevertheless, persevered until
+we had pelted each to his own home.
+
+We were, afterwards, afraid that we had carried the joke rather too
+far, and entertained some doubts as to the propriety of holding our
+quarters for another day; but they set our minds at rest on that
+point, by paying us an early visit in the morning, and seemed to enjoy
+the joke in a manner that we could not have expected from the gravity
+of their looks.
+
+We passed two more days much in the same manner, and, on the third,
+returned to our cantonments, and found that our division had moved,
+during our absence, into some villages nearer to Ciudad Rodrigo,
+preparatory to the siege of that place.
+
+On inquiry, we found that we had never been suspected for the
+_abduction_ of the sheep and turkeys, but that the blame, on the
+contrary, had been attached to the poor soldiers, whose soup had been
+tasted every day to see if it savoured of such dainties. The
+proprietor of the turkeys was so particularly indignant that we
+thought it prudent not to acknowledge ourselves as the culprits until
+some time afterwards, when, as one of our party happened to be killed
+in action, we, very uncharitably, put the whole of it on his
+shoulders.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. VIII.
+
+ Siege of Ciudad Rodrigo. The Garrison of an Outwork relieved.
+ Spending an Evening abroad. A Musical Study. An Addition to Soup.
+ A short Cut. Storming of the Town. A sweeping Clause. Advantages
+ of leading a Storming Party. Looking for a Customer.
+ Disadvantages of being a stormed Party. Confusion of all Parties.
+ A waking Dream. Death of General Crawford. Accident. Deaths.
+
+
+SIEGE OF CIUDAD RODRIGO,
+
+January 8th, 1812.
+
+The campaign of 1812 commenced with the siege of Ciudad Rodrigo, which
+was invested by our division on the 8th of January.
+
+There was a smartish frost, with some snow on the ground; and, when we
+arrived opposite the fortress, about midday, the garrison did not
+appear to think that we were in earnest, for a number of their
+officers came out, under the shelter of a stone-wall, within half
+musket-shot, and amused themselves in saluting and bowing to us in
+ridicule; but, ere the day was done, some of them had occasion to wear
+the laugh on the opposite side of the countenance.
+
+We lay by our arms until dark, when a party, consisting of a hundred
+volunteers from each regiment, under Colonel Colborne, of the
+fifty-second, stormed and carried the Fort of St. Francisco, after a
+short sharp action, in which the whole of its garrison were taken or
+destroyed. The officer who commanded it was a chattering little
+fellow, and acknowledged himself to have been one of our saluting
+friends of the morning. He kept, incessantly, repeating a few words of
+English which he had picked up during the assault, and the only ones,
+I fancy, that were spoken, viz. "dem eyes, b--t eyes!" and, in
+demanding the meaning of them, he required that we should, also,
+explain why we stormed a place without first besieging it; for, he
+said, that another officer would have relieved him of his charge at
+daylight, had _we_ not _relieved_ him of it sooner.
+
+The enemy had calculated that this outwork would have kept us at bay
+for a fortnight or three weeks; whereas, its capture, the first night,
+enabled us to break ground at once, within breaching distance of the
+walls of the town. They kept up a very heavy fire the whole night on
+the working parties; but, as they aimed at random, we did not suffer
+much; and made such good use of our time that, when daylight enabled
+them to see what we were doing, we had dug ourselves under tolerable
+cover.
+
+In addition to ours, the first, third, and fourth divisions were
+employed in the siege. Each took the duties for twenty-four hours
+alternately, and returned to their cantonments during the interval.
+
+We were relieved by the first division, under Sir Thomas Graham, on
+the morning of the 9th, and marched to our quarters.
+
+Jan. 12th.--At ten o'clock this morning we resumed the duties of the
+siege. It still continued to be dry frosty weather; and, as we were
+obliged to ford the Agueda, up to the middle, every man carried a pair
+of iced breeches into the trenches with him.
+
+My turn of duty did not arrive until eight in the evening, when I was
+ordered to take thirty men with shovels to dig holes for ourselves, as
+near as possible to the walls, for the delectable amusement of firing
+at the embrasures for the remainder of the night. The enemy threw
+frequent fire-balls among us, to see where we were; but, as we always
+lay snug until their blaze was extinguished, they were not much the
+wiser, except by finding, from having some one popt off from their
+guns every instant, that they had got some neighbours whom they would
+have been glad to get rid of.
+
+We were relieved as usual at ten next morning, and returned to our
+cantonments.
+
+January 16th.--Entered on our third day's duty, and found the
+breaching batteries in full operation, and our approaches close to the
+walls on every side. When we arrived on the ground I was sent to take
+command of the highland company, which we had at that time in the
+regiment, and which was with the left wing, under Colonel Cameron. I
+found them on piquet, between the right of the trenches and the river,
+half of them posted at a mud-cottage, and the other half in a ruined
+convent, close under the walls. It was a very tolerable post when at
+it; but it is no joke travelling by daylight up to within a stone's
+throw of a wall, on which there is a parcel of fellows who have no
+other amusement but to fire at every body they see.
+
+We could not show our noses at any point without being fired at; but,
+as we were merely posted there to protect the right flank of the
+trenches from any sortie, we did not fire at them, and kept as quiet
+as could be, considering the deadly blast that was blowing around us.
+There are few situations in life where something cannot be learnt, and
+I, myself, stand indebted to my twenty-four hours' residence there,
+for a more correct knowledge of martial sounds than in the study of my
+whole life time besides. They must be an unmusical pair of ears that
+cannot inform the wearer whither a cannon or a musket played last, but
+the various _notes_, emanating from their respective mouths, admit of
+nice distinctions. My party was too small, and too well sheltered to
+repay the enemy for the expense of shells and round shot; but the
+quantity of grape and musketry aimed at our particular heads, made a
+good concert of first and second whistles, while the more sonorous
+voice of the round shot, travelling to our friends on the left, acted
+as a thorough bass; and there was not a shell, that passed over us to
+the trenches, that did not send back a fragment among us as soon as it
+burst, as if to gratify a curiosity that I was far from expressing.
+
+We went into the cottage soon after dark, to partake of something that
+had been prepared for dinner; and, when in the middle of it, a round
+shot passed through both walls, immediately over our heads, and
+garnished the soup with a greater quantity of our parent earth than
+was quite palatable.
+
+We were relieved, as usual, by the first division, at ten next
+morning; and, to avoid as much as possible the destructive fire from
+the walls, they sent forward only three or four men at a time, and we
+sent ours away in the same proportions.
+
+Every thing is by comparison in this world, and it is curious to
+observe how men's feelings change with circumstances. In cool blood a
+man would rather go a little out of his way than expose himself to
+unnecessary danger; but we found, this morning, that by crossing the
+river where we then were, and running the gauntlet for a mile, exposed
+to the fire of two pieces of artillery, that we should be saved the
+distance of two or three miles in returning to our quarters. After
+coming out of such a _furnace_ as we had been frying in, the other
+fire was not considered a fire at all, and passed without a moment's
+hesitation.
+
+
+STORMING OF CIUDAD RODRIGO.
+
+January 19th, 1812.--We moved to the scene of operations, about two
+o'clock this afternoon; and, as it was a day before our regular turn,
+we concluded that we were called there to lend a hand in finishing the
+job we had begun so well; nor were we disappointed, for we found that
+two practicable breaches had been effected, and that the place was to
+be stormed in the evening by the third and light divisions, the former
+by the right breach, and the latter by the left, while some Portuguese
+troops were to attempt an escalade on the opposite sides of the town.
+
+About eight o'clock in the evening our division was accordingly formed
+for the assault, behind a convent, near the left breach, in the
+following order:--viz.
+
+ 1st. Four companies of our battalion, under Colonel Cameron, to
+ line the crest of the glacis, and fire upon the ramparts.
+
+ 2d. Some companies of Portuguese, carrying bags filled with hay
+ and straw, for throwing into the ditch, to facilitate the passage
+ of the storming party.
+
+ 3d. The _forlorn hope_, consisting of an officer and twenty-five
+ volunteers.
+
+ 4th. The _storming party_, consisting of three officers and one
+ hundred volunteers from each regiment, the officers from ours
+ were Captain Mitchell, Mr. Johnstone, and myself, and the whole
+ under the command of Major Napier, of the fifty-second.
+
+ 5th. The main body of the division, under General Crawford, with
+ one brigade, under Major-General Vandeleur, and the other under
+ Colonel Barnard.
+
+At a given signal the different columns advanced to the assault; the
+night was tolerably clear, and the enemy evidently expected us; for,
+as soon as we turned the corner of the convent-wall, the space
+between us and the breach became one blaze of light with their
+fire-balls, which, while they lighted us on to glory, lightened not a
+few of their lives and limbs; for the whole glacis was in consequence
+swept by a well directed fire of grape and musketry, and they are the
+devil's own brooms; but our gallant fellows walked through it, to the
+point of attack, with the most determined steadiness, excepting the
+Portuguese sack-bearers, most of whom lay down behind their bags, to
+wait the result, while the few that were thrown into the ditch looked
+so like dead bodies, that, when I leapt into it, I tried to avoid
+them.
+
+The advantage of being on a storming party is considered as giving the
+prior claim to be _put out of pain_, for they receive the first fire,
+which is generally the best, not to mention that they are also
+expected to receive the earliest salutation from the beams of timber,
+hand-grenades, and other missiles, which the garrison are generally
+prepared to transfer from the top of the wall, to the tops of the
+heads of their foremost visitors. But I cannot say that I, myself,
+experienced any such preference, for every ball has a considerable
+distance to travel, and I have generally found them equally ready to
+pick up their man at the end, as at the beginning of their flight;
+luckily, too, the other preparations cannot always be accommodated to
+the moment, so that, on the whole, the _odds_ are pretty _even_, that,
+all concerned come in for an equal share of whatever happens to be
+going on.
+
+We had some difficulty at first in finding the breach, as we had
+entered the ditch opposite to a ravelin, which we mistook for a
+bastion. I tried first one side of it and then the other, and seeing
+one corner of it a good deal battered, with a ladder placed against
+it, I concluded that it must be the breach, and calling to the
+soldiers near me, to follow. I mounted with the most ferocious intent,
+carrying a sword in one hand and a pistol in the other; but, when I
+got up, I found nobody to fight with, except two of our own men, who
+were already laid dead across the top of the ladder. I saw, in a
+moment, that I had got into the wrong box, and was about to descend
+again, when I heard a shout from the opposite side, that the breach
+was there; and, moving in that direction, I dropped myself from the
+ravelin, and landed in the ditch, opposite to the foot of the breach,
+where I found the head of the storming party just beginning to fight
+their way into it. The combat was of short duration, and, in less than
+half an hour from the commencement of the attack, the place was in our
+possession.
+
+After carrying the breach, we met with no further opposition, and
+moved round the ramparts to see that they were perfectly clear of the
+enemy, previous to entering the town. I was fortunate enough to take
+the left-hand circuit, by accident, and thereby escaped the fate which
+befel a great portion of those who went to the right, and who were
+blown up, along with some of the third division, by the accidental
+explosion of a magazine.
+
+I was highly amused, in moving round the ramparts, to find some of the
+Portuguese troops just commencing their escalade, on the opposite
+side, near the bridge, in ignorance of the place having already
+fallen. Gallantly headed by their officers, they had got some ladders
+placed against the wall, while about two thousand voices from the rear
+were cheering, with all their might, for mutual encouragement; and,
+like most other troops, under similar circumstances, it appeared to me
+that their feet and their tongues went at a more equal pace after we
+gave them the hint. On going a little further, we came opposite to the
+ravelin, which had been my chief annoyance during my last days'
+piquet. It was still crowded by the enemy, who had now thrown down
+their arms, and endeavoured to excite our pity by virtue of their
+being "Pauvres Italianos;" but our men had, somehow, imbibed a
+horrible antipathy to the Italians, and every appeal they made in that
+name was invariably answered with,--"You're Italians, are you? then,
+d--n you, here's a shot for you;" and the action instantly followed
+the word.
+
+A town taken by storm presents a frightful scene of outrage. The
+soldiers no sooner obtain possession of it, than they think themselves
+at liberty to do what they please. It is enough for them that there
+_had_ been an enemy on the ramparts; and, without considering that the
+poor inhabitants may, nevertheless, be friends and allies, they, in
+the first moment of excitement, all share one common fate; and nothing
+but the most extraordinary exertions on the part of the officers can
+bring them back to a sense of their duty.
+
+We continued our course round the ramparts until we met the head of
+the column which had gone by the right, and then descended into the
+town. At the entrance of the first street, a French officer came out
+of a door and claimed my protection, giving me his sword. He told me
+that there was another officer in the same house who was afraid to
+venture out, and entreated that I would go in for him. I, accordingly,
+followed him up to the landing-place of a dark stair, and, while he
+was calling to his friend, by name, to come down, "as there was an
+English officer present who would protect him," a violent screaming
+broke through a door at my elbow. I pushed it open, and found the
+landlady struggling with an English soldier, whom I immediately
+transferred to the bottom of the stair head foremost. The French
+officer had followed me in at the door, and was so astonished at all
+he saw, that he held up his hands, turned up the whites of his eyes,
+and resolved himself into a state of the most eloquent silence. When
+he did recover the use of his tongue, it was to recommend his landlady
+to my notice, as the most amiable woman in existence. She, on her
+part, professed the most unbounded gratitude, and entreated that I
+would make her house my home forever; but, when I called upon her, a
+few days after, she denied having ever seen me before, and stuck to it
+most religiously.
+
+As the other officer could not be found, I descended into the street
+again with my prisoner; and, finding the current of soldiers setting
+towards the centre of the town, I followed the stream, which conducted
+me into the great square, on one side of which the late garrison were
+drawn up as prisoners, and the rest of it was filled with British and
+Portuguese intermixed, without any order or regularity. I had been
+there but a very short time, when they all commenced firing, without
+any ostensible cause; some fired in at the doors and windows, some at
+the roofs of houses, and others at the clouds; and, at last, some
+heads began to be blown from their shoulders in the general hurricane,
+when the voice of Sir Thomas Picton, with the power of twenty
+trumpets, began to proclaim damnation to every body, while Colonel
+Barnard, Colonel Cameron, and some other active officers, were
+carrying it into effect with a strong hand; for, seizing the broken
+barrels of muskets, which were lying about in great abundance, they
+belaboured every fellow, most unmercifully, about the head who
+attempted either to load or fire, and finally succeeded in reducing
+them to order. In the midst of the scuffle, however, three of the
+houses in the square were set on fire; and the confusion was such that
+nothing could be done to save them; but, by the extraordinary
+exertions of Colonel Barnard, during the whole of the night, the
+flames were prevented from communicating to the adjoining buildings.
+
+We succeeded in getting a great portion of our battalion together by
+one o'clock in the morning, and withdrew with them to the ramparts,
+where we lay by our arms until daylight.
+
+There is nothing in this life half so enviable as the feelings of a
+soldier after a victory. Previous to a battle, there is a certain sort
+of something that pervades the mind which is not easily defined; it is
+neither akin to joy or fear, and, probably, _anxiety_ may be nearer to
+it than any other word in the dictionary: but, when the battle is
+over, and crowned with victory, he finds himself elevated for awhile
+into the regions of absolute bliss! It had ever been the summit of my
+ambition to attain a post at the head of a storming party:--my wish
+had now been accomplished, and gloriously ended; and I do think that,
+after all was over, and our men laid asleep on the ramparts, that I
+strutted about as important a personage, in my own opinion, as ever
+trod the face of the earth; and, had the ghost of the renowned
+Jack-the-giant-killer itself passed that way at the time, I'll venture
+to say, that I would have given it a kick in the breech without the
+smallest ceremony. But, as the sun began to rise, I began to fall from
+the heroics; and, when he showed his face, I took a look at my own,
+and found that I was too unclean a spirit to worship, for I was
+covered with mud and dirt, with the greater part of my dress torn to
+rags.
+
+The fifth division, which had not been employed in the siege, marched
+in, and took charge of the town, on the morning of the 20th, and we
+prepared to return to our cantonments. Lord Wellington happened to be
+riding in at the gate at the time that we were marching out, and had
+the curiosity to ask the officer of the leading company, what regiment
+it was, for there was scarcely a vestige of uniform among the men,
+some of whom were dressed in Frenchmen's coats, some in white
+breeches, and huge jack-boots, some with cocked hats and queues; most
+of their swords were fixed on the rifles, and stuck full of hams,
+tongues, and loaves of bread, and not a few were carrying bird-cages!
+There never was a better masked corps!
+
+General Crawford fell on the glacis, at the head of our division, and
+was buried at the foot of the breach which they so gallantly carried.
+His funeral was attended by Lord Wellington, and all the officers of
+the division, by whom he was, ultimately, much liked. He had
+introduced a system of discipline into the light division which made
+them unrivalled. A very rigid exaction of the duties pointed out in
+his code of regulations made him very unpopular at its commencement,
+and it was not until a short time before he was lost to us for ever,
+that we were capable of appreciating his merits, and fully sensible of
+the incalculable advantages we derived from the perfection of his
+system.
+
+Among other things carried from Ciudad Rodrigo, one of our men had the
+misfortune to carry his death in his hands, under the mistaken shape
+of amusement. He thought that it was a cannon-ball, and took it for
+the purpose of playing at the game of nine-holes, but it happened to
+be a live shell. In rolling it along it went over a bed of burning
+ashes, and ignited without his observing it. Just as he had got it
+between his legs, and was in the act of discharging it a second time,
+it exploded, and nearly blew him to pieces.
+
+Several men of our division, who had deserted while we were blockading
+Ciudad Rodrigo, were taken when it fell, and were sentenced to be
+shot. Lord Wellington extended mercy to every one who could procure
+any thing like a good character from his officers; but six of them,
+who could not, were paraded and shot, in front of the division, near
+the village of Ituera. Shooting appears to me to be a cruel kind of
+execution, for twenty balls may pierce a man's body without touching a
+vital spot. On the occasion alluded to, two of the men remained
+standing after the first fire, and the Provost-Marshal was obliged to
+put an end to their sufferings, by placing the muzzle of a piece at
+each of their heads.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. IX.
+
+ March to Estremadura. A Deserter shot. Riding for an Appetite.
+ Effect the Cure of a sick Lady. Siege of Badajos. Trench-Work.
+ Varieties during the Siege. Taste of the Times. Storming of the
+ Town. Its Fall. Officers of a French Battalion. Not shot by
+ Accident. Military Shopkeepers. Lost Legs and cold Hearts.
+ Affecting Anecdote. My Servant. A Consignment to Satan. March
+ again for the North. Sir Sidney Beckwith.
+
+
+We remained about six weeks in cantonments, after the fall of Ciudad
+Rodrigo; and, about the end of February, were again put in motion
+towards Estremadura.
+
+March 7th.--Arrived near Castello de Vide, and quartered in the
+neighbouring villages. Another deserter, who had also been taken at
+the storming of Ciudad Rodrigo, was here shot, under the sentence of
+a court martial. When he was paraded for that purpose, he protested
+against their right to shoot him, until he first received the arrears
+of pay which was due at the time of his desertion.
+
+March 14th.--Two of us rode out this afternoon to kill time until
+dinner hour (six); but, when we returned to our quarters, there was
+not a vestige of the regiment remaining, and our appetites were
+considerably whetted, by having an additional distance of fourteen
+miles to ride, in the dark, over roads on which we could not trust our
+horses out of a walk. We joined them, at about eleven at night, in the
+town of Portalegre.
+
+March 16th.--Quartered in the town of Elvas.
+
+I received a billet on a neat little house, occupied by an old lady
+and her daughter, who were very desirous of evading such an
+incumbrance. For, after resisting my entrance, until successive
+applications of my foot had reduced the door to a condition which
+would no longer second their efforts, the old lady resolved to try me
+on another _tack_; and, opening the door, and, making a sign for me
+to make no noise, she told me, in a whisper, that her daughter was
+lying dangerously ill of a fever, in the only bed in the house, and
+that she was, therefore, excessively sorry that she could not
+accommodate me. As this information did not at all accord with my
+notions of consistency, after their having suffered the preceding half
+hour's bombardment, I requested to be shewn to the chamber of the
+invalid, saying that I was a _medico_, and might be of service to her.
+When she found remonstrance unavailing, she at length shewed me into a
+room up-stairs, where there was a very genteel-looking young girl, the
+very picture of _Portuguese_ health, lying with her eyes shut, in full
+dress, on the top of the bed-clothes, where she had hurriedly thrown
+herself.
+
+Seeing, at once, how matters stood, I walked up to the bed-side, and
+hit her a slap on the thigh with my hand, asking her, at the same
+time, how she felt herself? and never did Prince Hohenloe, himself,
+perform a miracle more cleverly; for she bounced almost as high as the
+ceiling, and flounced about the room, as well and as actively as
+ever she did, with a countenance in which shame, anger, and a great
+portion of natural humour were so amusingly blended, that I was
+tempted to provoke her still further by a salute. Having thus
+satisfied the mother that I had been the means of restoring her
+daughter to her usual state of health, she thought it prudent to put
+the best face upon it, and, therefore, invited me to partake of their
+family dinner; in the course of which I succeeded so well in eating my
+way into their affections, that we parted next morning with mutual
+regret; they told me that I was the _best_ officer they had ever seen,
+and begged that I would always make their house my home; but I was
+never fated to see them again. We marched in the morning for Badajos.
+
+
+SIEGE OF BADAJOS.
+
+On the 17th of March, 1812, the _third_, _fourth_, and _light
+divisions_, encamped around Badajos, embracing the whole of the
+inland side of the town on the left bank of the Guadiana, and
+commenced breaking ground before it immediately after dark the same
+night.
+
+The elements, on this occasion, adopted the cause of the besieged; for
+we had scarcely taken up our ground, when a heavy rain commenced, and
+continued, almost without intermission, for a fortnight; in
+consequence thereof, the pontoon-bridge, connecting us with our
+supplies from Elvas, was carried away, by the rapid increase of the
+river, and the duties of the trenches were otherwise rendered
+extremely harassing. We had a smaller force employed than at Rodrigo;
+and the scale of operations was so much greater, that it required
+every man to be actually in the trenches six hours every day, and the
+same length of time every night, which, with the time required to
+march to and from them, through fields more than ankle deep in a stiff
+mud, left us never more than eight hours out of the twenty-four in
+camp, and we never were dry the whole time.
+
+One day's trench-work is as like another as the days themselves; and
+like nothing better than serving an apprenticeship to the double
+calling of grave-digger and game-keeper, for we found ample employment
+both for the spade and the rifle.
+
+The only varieties during the siege were,--First, The storming of
+_Picuvina_, a formidable outwork, occupying the centre of our
+operations. It was carried one evening, in the most gallant style, by
+Major-General Sir James Kempt, at the head of the covering parties.
+Secondly, A sortie made by the garrison, which they got the worst of,
+although they succeeded in stealing some of our pickaxes and shovels.
+Thirdly, A _circumbendibus_ described by a few daring French dragoons,
+who succeeded in getting into the rear of our engineers' camp, at that
+time unguarded, and lightened some of the officers of their
+epaulettes. Lastly, Two field-pieces taken by the enemy to the
+opposite side of the river, enfilading one of our parallels, and
+materially disturbing the harmony within, as a cannon-shot is no very
+welcome guest among gentlemen who happen to be lodged in a straight
+ditch, without the power of _cutting_ it.
+
+Our batteries were supplied with ammunition, by the Portuguese
+militia, from Elvas, a string of whom used to arrive every day,
+reaching nearly from the one place to the other (twelve miles), each
+man carrying a twenty-four pound shot, and cursing all the way and
+back again.
+
+The Portuguese artillery, under British officers, was uncommonly good.
+I used to be much amused in looking at a twelve-gun breaching-battery
+of theirs.
+
+They knew the position of all the enemy's guns which could bear upon
+them, and had one man posted to watch them, to give notice of what was
+coming, whether a shot or a shell, who, accordingly, kept calling out,
+"_bomba, balla, balla, bomba_;" and they ducked their heads until the
+missile past: but, sometimes he would see a general discharge from all
+arms, when he threw himself down, screaming out "_Jesus, todos,
+todos!_" meaning "every thing."
+
+An officer of ours was sent one morning, before daylight, with ten
+men, to dig holes for themselves, opposite to one of the enemy's guns,
+which had been doing a great deal of mischief the day before, and he
+had soon the satisfaction of knowing the effect of his practice, by
+seeing them stopping up the embrasure with sandbags. After waiting a
+little, he saw them beginning to remove the bags, when he made his men
+open upon it again, and they were instantly replaced without the guns
+being fired; presently he saw the huge cocked hat of a French officer
+make its appearance on the rampart, near to the embrasure; but
+knowing, by experience, that the _head_ was somewhere in the
+neighbourhood, he watched until the flash of a musket, through the
+long grass, showed the position of the owner, and, calling one of his
+best shots, he desired him to take deliberate aim at the spot, and
+lent his shoulder as a rest, to give it more elevation. Bang went the
+shot, and it was the finishing flash for the Frenchman, for they saw
+no more of _him_, although his cocked hat maintained its post until
+dark.
+
+In proportion as the grand crisis approached, the anxiety of the
+soldiers increased; not on account of any doubt or dread as to the
+result, but for fear that the place should be surrendered without
+standing an assault; for, singular as it may appear, although there
+was a certainty of about one man out of every three being knocked
+down, there were, perhaps, not three men, in the three divisions, who
+would not rather have braved all the chances than receive it tamely
+from the hands of the enemy. So great was the rage for passports into
+eternity, in our battalion, on that occasion, that even the officers'
+servants insisted on taking their places in the ranks; and I was
+obliged to leave my baggage in charge of a man who had been wounded
+some days before.
+
+On the 6th of April, three practicable breaches had been effected,
+and arrangements were made for assaulting the town that night. The
+third division, by escalade, at the castle; a brigade of the fifth
+division, by escalade, at the opposite side of the town; while the
+fourth and light divisions were to storm the breaches. The whole were
+ordered to be formed for the attack at eight o'clock.
+
+
+STORMING OF BADAJOS,
+
+April 6th, 1812.
+
+Our division formed for the attack of the left breach in the same
+order as at Ciudad Rodrigo; the command of it had now devolved upon
+our commandant, Colonel Barnard. I was then the acting adjutant of
+four companies, under Colonel Cameron, who were to line the crest of
+the glacis, and to fire at the ramparts and the top of the left
+breach.
+
+The enemy seemed aware of our intentions. The fire of artillery and
+musketry, which, for three weeks before, had been incessant, both
+from the town and trenches, had now entirely ceased, as if by mutual
+consent, and a deathlike silence, of nearly an hour, preceded the
+awful scene of carnage.
+
+The signal to advance was made about nine o'clock, and our four
+companies led the way. Colonel Cameron and myself had reconnoitred the
+ground so accurately by daylight, that we succeeded in bringing the
+head of our column to the very spot agreed on, opposite to the left
+breach, and then formed line to the left, without a word being spoken,
+each man lying down as he got into line, with the muzzle of his rifle
+over the edge of the ditch, between the pallisades, all ready to open.
+It was tolerably clear above, and we distinctly saw _their_ heads
+lining the ramparts; but there was a sort of haze on the ground which,
+with the colour of our dress, prevented them from seeing us, although
+only a few yards asunder. One of their sentries, however, challenged
+us twice, "_qui vive_," and, receiving no reply, he fired off his
+musket, which was followed by their drums beating to arms; but _we_
+still remained perfectly quiet, and all was silence again for the
+space of five or ten minutes, when the head of the forlorn hope at
+length came up, and we took advantage of the first fire, while the
+enemy's heads were yet visible.
+
+The scene that ensued furnished as respectable a representation of
+hell itself as fire, and sword, and human sacrifices could make it;
+for, in one instant, every engine of destruction was in full
+operation.
+
+It is in vain to attempt a description of it. We were entirely
+excluded from the right breach by an inundation which the heavy rains
+had enabled the enemy to form; and the two others were rendered
+totally impracticable by their interior defences.
+
+The five succeeding hours were therefore past in the most gallant and
+hopeless attempts, on the part of individual officers, forming up
+fifty or a hundred men at a time at the foot of the breach, and
+endeavouring to carry it by desperate bravery; and, fatal as it proved
+to each gallant band, in succession, yet, fast as one dissolved,
+another was formed. We were informed, about twelve at night, that the
+third division had established themselves in the castle; but, as its
+situation and construction did not permit them to extend their
+operations beyond it at the moment, it did not in the least affect our
+opponents at the breach, whose defence continued as obstinate as ever.
+
+I was near Colonel Barnard after midnight, when he received repeated
+messages, from Lord Wellington, to withdraw from the breach, and to
+form the division for a renewal of the attack at daylight; but, as
+fresh attempts continued to be made, and the troops were still
+pressing forward into the ditch, it went against his gallant soul to
+order a retreat while yet a chance remained; but, after heading
+repeated attempts himself, he saw that it was hopeless, and the order
+was reluctantly given about two o'clock in the morning. We fell back
+about three hundred yards, and re-formed all that remained to us.
+
+Our regiment, alone, had to lament the loss of twenty-two officers
+killed and wounded, ten of whom were killed, or afterwards died of
+their wounds. We had scarcely got our men together when we were
+informed of the success of the fifth division in their escalade, and
+that the enemy were, in consequence, abandoning the breaches, and we
+were immediately ordered forward to take possession of them. On our
+arrival, we found them entirely evacuated, and had not occasion to
+fire another shot; but we found the utmost difficulty, and even
+danger, in getting in in the dark, even without opposition. As soon as
+we succeeded in establishing our battalion inside, we sent piquets
+into the different streets and lanes leading from the breach, and kept
+the remainder in hand until day should throw some light on our
+situation.
+
+When I was in the act of posting one of the piquets, a man of ours
+brought me a prisoner, telling me that he was the governor; but the
+other immediately said that he had only called himself so, the better
+to ensure his protection; and then added, that he was the colonel of
+one of the French regiments, and that all his surviving officers were
+assembled at his quarters, in a street close by, and would surrender
+themselves to any officer who would go with him for that purpose. I
+accordingly took two or three men with me, and, accompanying him
+there, found fifteen or sixteen of them assembled, and all seeming
+very much surprised at the unexpected termination of the siege. They
+could not comprehend under what circumstances the town had been lost,
+and repeatedly asked me how I had got in; but I did not choose to
+explain further than simply telling them that I had entered at the
+breach, coupling the information with a look which was calculated to
+convey somewhat more than I knew myself; for, in truth, when I began
+to recollect that a few minutes before had seen me retiring from the
+breach, under a fanciful overload of degradation, I thought that I had
+now as good a right as any man to be astonished at finding myself
+_lording_ it over the officers of a French battalion; nor was I much
+wiser than they were, as to the manner of its accomplishment. They
+were all very much dejected, excepting their major, who was a big
+jolly-looking Dutchman, with medals enough, on his left breast, to
+have furnished the window of a tolerable toy-shop. His accomplishments
+were after the manner of Captain Dougal Dalgetty; and, while he
+cracked his joke, he was not inattentive to the cracking of the corks
+from the many wine-bottles which his colonel placed on the table
+successively, along with some cold meat, for general refreshment,
+prior to marching into captivity, and which I, though a free man, was
+not too proud to join them in.
+
+When I had allowed their chief a reasonable time to secure what
+valuables he wished, about his person, he told me that he had two
+horses in the stable, which, as he would no longer be permitted to
+keep, he recommended me to take; and, as a horse is the only thing on
+such occasions that an officer can permit himself to consider a legal
+prize, I caused one of them to be saddled, and his handsome black mare
+thereby became my charger during the remainder of the war.
+
+In proceeding with my prisoners towards the breach, I took, by
+mistake, a different road to that I came; and, as numbers of Frenchmen
+were lurking about for a safe opportunity of surrendering themselves,
+about a hundred additional ones added themselves to my column, as we
+moved along, _jabbering_ their native dialect so loudly, as nearly to
+occasion a dire catastrophe, as it prevented me from hearing some one
+challenge in my front; but, fortunately, it was repeated, and I
+instantly answered; for Colonel Barnard and Sir Colin Campbell had a
+piquet of our men, drawn across the street, on the point of sending a
+volley into us, thinking that we were a rallied body of the enemy.
+
+The whole of the garrison were marched off, as prisoners, to Elvas,
+about ten o'clock in the morning, and our men were then permitted to
+fall out, to enjoy themselves for the remainder of the day, as a
+reward for having kept together so long as they were wanted. The whole
+of the three divisions were, by this time, loose in the town; and the
+usual frightful scene of plunder commenced, which the officers thought
+it necessary to avoid for the moment, by retiring to the camp.
+
+We went into the town on the morning of the 8th, to endeavour to
+collect our men, but only succeeded in part, as the same extraordinary
+scene of plunder and rioting still continued. Wherever there was any
+thing to eat or drink, the only saleable commodities, the soldiers had
+turned the shopkeepers out of doors, and placed themselves regularly
+behind the counter, selling off the contents of the shop. By and bye,
+another and a stronger party would kick those out in their turn, and
+there was no end to the succession of self-elected shopkeepers, until
+Lord Wellington found that, to restore order, severe measures must be
+resorted to. On the third day, he caused a Portuguese brigade to be
+marched in, and kept standing to their arms, in the great square,
+where the provost-martial erected a gallows, and proceeded to suspend
+a few of the delinquents, which very quickly cleared the town of the
+remainder, and enabled us to give a more satisfactory account of our
+battalion than we had hitherto been able to do.
+
+It is wonderful how such scenes as these will deaden men's finer
+feelings, and with what apathy it enables them to look upon the
+sufferings of their fellow creatures! The third day after the fall of
+the town, I rode, with Colonel Cameron, to take a bathe in the
+Guadiana, and, in passing the verge of the camp of the 5th division,
+we saw two soldiers standing at the door of a small shed, or outhouse,
+shouting, waving their caps, and making signs that they wanted to
+speak to us. We rode up to see what they wanted, and found that the
+poor fellows had each lost a leg. They told us that a surgeon had
+dressed their wounds on the night of the assault, but that they had
+ever since been without food or assistance of any kind, although they,
+each day, had opportunities of soliciting the aid of many of their
+comrades, from whom they could obtain nothing but promises. In short,
+surrounded by thousands of their countrymen within call, and not more
+than three hundred yards from their own regiment, they were unable to
+interest any one in their behalf, and were literally starving.
+
+It is unnecessary to say that we instantly galloped back to the camp
+and had them removed to the hospital.
+
+On the morning of the 7th, when some of our officers were performing
+the last duties to their fallen comrades, one of them had collected
+the bodies of four of our young officers, who had been slain. He was
+in the act of digging a grave for them, when an officer of the guards,
+arrived on the spot, from a distant division of the army, and demanded
+tidings of his brother, who was at that moment lying a naked lifeless
+corpse, under his very eyes. The officer had the presence of mind to
+see that the corpse was not recognized, and, wishing to spare the
+other's feelings, told him that his brother was dangerously wounded,
+but that he would hear more of him by going out to the camp; and
+thither the other immediately bent his steps, with a seeming
+_presentiment_ of the sad intelligence that awaited him.
+
+April 9th.--As I had not seen my domestic since the storming of the
+town, I concluded that he had been killed; but he turned up this
+morning, with a tremendous gash on his head, and mounted on the top of
+a horse nearly twenty feet high, carrying under his arm one of those
+glass cases which usually stand on the counters of jewellers' shops,
+filled with all manner of trinkets. He looked exactly like the ghost
+of a horse pedler.
+
+April 10th.--The devil take the man who stole my donkey last night.
+
+April 11th.--Marched again for the neighbourhood of Ciudad Rodrigo,
+with the long-accustomed sounds of cannon and musketry ringing in my
+fanciful ears as merrily as if the instruments themselves were still
+playing.
+
+Sir Sidney Beckwith, one of the fathers of the rifles, was, at this
+time, obliged to proceed to England for the recovery of health, and
+did not again return to the Peninsula. In his departure, that army
+lost one of the ablest of its outpost generals. Few officers knew so
+well how to make the most of a small force. His courage, coupled with
+his thorough knowledge of the soldier's character, was of that cool
+intrepid kind, that would, at any time, convert a routed rabble into
+an orderly effective force. A better officer, probably, never led a
+brigade into the field!
+
+
+
+
+CHAP X.
+
+ A Farewell Address to Portalegre. History of a Night in Castello
+ Branco. Regimental Colours lost, with Directions where to find
+ them. Cases in which a Victory is sometimes won by those who lost
+ it. Advance to Salamanca. The City. The British Position on St.
+ Christoval. Affair in Position. Marmont's Change of Position and
+ Retreat. A Case of Bad Luck. Advance to Rueda, and Customs there.
+ Retire to Castrejon. Affairs on the 18th and 19th of July. Battle
+ of Salamanca, and Defeat of the Enemy.
+
+
+April 13th, 1812.--Quartered at Portalegre.
+
+DEAR PORTALEGRE!
+
+I cannot quit thee, for the fourth and last time, without a parting
+tribute to the remembrance of thy wild romantic scenery, and to the
+kindness and hospitality of thy worthy citizens! May thy gates
+continue shut to thine enemies as heretofore, and, as heretofore, may
+they ever prove those of happiness to thy friends! Dear nuns of Santa
+Clara! I thank thee for the enjoyment of many an hour of nothingness;
+and thine, Santa Barbara, for many of a more intellectual cast! May
+the voice of thy chapel-organ continue unrivalled but by the voices of
+thy lovely choristers! and may the piano in thy refectory be replaced
+by a better, in which the harmony of strings may supersede the
+clattering of ivories! May the sweets which thou hast lavished on us
+be showered upon thee ten thousand fold! And may those accursed iron
+bars divide thee as effectually from death as they did from us!!!
+
+April 15th.--Quartered at Castello Branco.
+
+This town had been so often visited by the French and us, alternately,
+that the inhabitants, at length, confounded their friends with their
+foes; and by treating both sides as enemies, they succeeded in making
+them so.
+
+When I went this evening to present my billet on a respectable
+looking house, the door was opened by the lady of it, wearing a most
+gingerly aspect. She told me, with an equivocal sort of look, that she
+had two spare beds in the house, and that either of them were at my
+service; and, by way of illustration, shewed me into a sort of
+servant's room, off the kitchen, half full of apples, onions,
+potatoes, and various kinds of lumber, with a dirty looking bed in one
+corner; and, on my requesting to see the other, she conducted me up to
+the garret, into the very counterpart of the one below, though the
+room was somewhat differently garnished. I told her, that they were
+certainly two capital beds; but, as I was a modest person, and
+disliked all extremes, that I should be quite satisfied with any one
+on the floor which I had not yet seen. This, however, she told me, was
+impossible, as every one of them were required by her own family.
+While we were descending the stair, disputing the point, I caught the
+handle of the first door that I came to, twisted it open, and seeing
+it a neat little room, with nothing but a table and two or three
+chairs, I told her that it would suit me perfectly; and, desiring her
+to have a good mattress with clean linen, laid in one corner of it, by
+nine o'clock; adding a few hints, to satisfy her that I was quite in
+earnest, I went to dine with my messmates.
+
+When I returned to the house, about ten o'clock, I was told that I
+should find a light in the room and my bed ready. I accordingly
+ascended, and found every thing as represented; and, in addition
+thereto, I found another bed lying alongside of mine, containing a
+huge fat friar, with a bald pate, fast asleep, and blowing the most
+tremendous nasal trumpet that I ever heard! As my _friend_ had
+evidently been placed there for my annoyance, I did not think it
+necessary to use much ceremony in getting rid of him; and, catching
+him by the two ears, I raised him up on his legs, while he groaned in
+a seeming agonized doubt, whether the pain was inflicted by a man or a
+night-mare; and before he had time to get himself broad awake, I had
+chucked him and his clothing, bed and bedding, out at the door,
+which I locked, and enjoyed a sound sleep the remainder of the night.
+
+They offered me no further molestation; but, in taking my departure,
+at daylight, next morning, I observed my landlady reconnoitring me
+from an up-stairs window, and thought it prudent not to go too near
+it.
+
+While we had been employed at Badajos, Marmont had advanced in the
+north, and blockaded Ciudad Rodrigo and Almeida, sending advanced
+parties into the frontier towns of Portugal, to the confusion and
+consternation of the Portuguese militia, who had been stationed for
+their protection; and who, quite satisfied with the _report_ of their
+coming, did not think it necessary to wait the report of their cannon.
+Marshal Beresford, in his paternal address to "_Los Valerossos_," in
+commemoration of their conduct on this occasion, directed that the
+colours of each regiment should be lodged in the town-halls of their
+respective districts, until they each provided themselves with _a
+pair_ out of the ranks of the enemy; but I never heard that any of
+them were redeemed in the manner prescribed.
+
+The French retired upon Salamanca on our approach; and we resumed our
+former quarters without opposition.
+
+Hitherto we had been fighting the description of battle in which John
+Bull glories so much--gaining a brilliant and useless victory against
+great odds. But we were now about to contend for fame on equal terms;
+and, having tried both, I will say, without partiality, that I would
+rather fight one man than two any day; for I have never been quite
+satisfied that the additional _quantum_ of glory altogether
+compensated for the proportionate loss of substance; a victory of that
+kind being a doubtful and most unsatisfactory one to the performers,
+with each occupying the same ground _after_, that they did _before_;
+and the whole merit resting with the side which did not happen to
+begin it.
+
+We remained about two months in cantonments, to recover the effects of
+the late sieges; and as by that time all the perforated skins and
+repairable cracked limbs had been mended, the army was assembled in
+front of Ciudad Rodrigo, to commence what may be termed the second
+campaign of 1812.
+
+The enemy retired from Salamanca on our approach, leaving garrisons in
+three formidable little forts, which they had erected on the most
+commanding points of the city, and which were immediately invested by
+a British division.
+
+Salamanca, as a city, appeared to me to be more ancient than
+respectable; for, excepting an old cathedral and a new square, I saw
+nothing in it worth looking at, always saving and excepting their
+pretty little girls, who (the deuce take them) cost me two nights good
+sleep. For, by way of _doing a little dandy_ in passing through such a
+celebrated city, I disencumbered the under part of my saddle of the
+blanket, and the upper part of the boat-cloak with which it was
+usually adorned; and the penalty which I paid for my gentility was,
+sleeping the next two nights in position two miles in front of the
+town, while these useful appendages were lying on the baggage two
+miles in rear of it.
+
+The heights of St. Christoval, which we occupied as a position to
+cover the siege, were strong, but quite unsheltered, and unfurnished
+with either wood or water. We were indebted for our supplies of the
+latter to the citizens of Salamanca; while stubbles and dry grass were
+our only fuel.
+
+Marmont came down upon us the first night with a thundering cannonade,
+and placed his army _en masse_ on the plain before us, almost within
+gun shot. I was told that, while Lord Wellington was riding along the
+line, under a fire of artillery, and accompanied by a numerous staff,
+that a brace of greyhounds, in pursuit of a hare, passed close to him.
+He was, at the moment, in earnest conversation with General Castanos;
+but the instant he observed them, he gave the view hallo, and went
+after them at full speed, to the utter astonishment of his foreign
+accompaniments. Nor did he stop until he saw the hare killed; when he
+returned, and resumed the commander-in-chief, as if nothing had
+occurred.
+
+The enemy, next morning, commenced a sharp attack on our advanced
+post, in the village of Moresco; and, as it continued to be fed by
+both sides, there was every appearance of its bringing on a general
+action; but they desisted towards the afternoon, and the village
+remained divided between us.
+
+Marmont, after looking at us for several days, did not think it
+prudent to risk an attack on our present post; and, as the
+telegraph-rockets from the town told him that his garrison was reduced
+to extremity, he crossed the Tormes, on the night of the 26th June, in
+the hopes of being able to relieve them from that side of the river.
+Our division followed his movement, and took post, for the night, at
+Aldea Lingua. They sent forward a strong reconnoitring party at
+daylight next morning, but they were opposed by General Bock's brigade
+of heavy German dragoons, who would not permit them to see more than
+was necessary; and, as the forts fell into our hands the same night,
+Marmont had no longer an object in remaining there, and fell back,
+behind the Douro, occupying the line of Toro and Torodesillas.
+
+By the accidental discharge of a musket, one day last year, the ramrod
+entered the belly, passed through the body, and the end of it stuck in
+the back-bone of one of the soldiers of our division, from whence it
+was actually hammered out with a stone. The poor fellow recovered, and
+joined his regiment, as well as ever he had been, and was, last night,
+unfortunately drowned, while bathing in the Tormes.
+
+When the enemy retired, our division advanced and occupied Rueda, a
+handsome little town, on the left bank of the Douro.
+
+It abounded in excellent wines, and our usual evening dances began
+there to be graced by a superior class of females to what they had
+hitherto been accustomed. I remember that, in passing the house of the
+sexton, one evening, I saw his daughter baking a loaf of bread; and,
+falling desperately in love with both her and the loaf, I carried the
+one to the ball and the other to my quarters. A woman was a woman in
+those days; and every officer made it a point of duty to marshal as
+many as he could to the general assembly, no matter whether they were
+countesses or _sextonesses_; and although we, in consequence,
+frequently incurred the most indelible disgrace among the better
+orders of our indiscriminate collection, some of whom would retire in
+disgust; yet, as a sufficient number generally remained for our
+evening's amusement, and we were only birds of passage, it was a
+matter of the most perfect indifference to us what they thought; we
+followed the same course wherever we went.
+
+The French army having, in the mean time, been largely reinforced;
+and, as they commanded the passage of the Douro, we were in hourly
+expectation of an offensive movement from them. As a precautionary
+measure, one-half of our division bivouacked, every night, in front of
+the town. On the evening of the 16th of July, it was our turn to be
+in quarters, and we were in the full enjoyment of our usual evening's
+amusement, when the bugles sounded to arms.
+
+As we had previously experienced two false alarms in the same
+quarters, we thought it more than probable that this might prove one
+also; and, therefore, prevailed upon the ladies to enjoy themselves,
+until our return, upon the good things which we had provided for their
+refreshment, and out of which I hope they drew enough of consolation
+for our absence, as we have not seen them since.
+
+After forming on our alarm-post, we were moved off, in the dark, we
+knew not whither; but every man following the one before him, with the
+most implicit confidence, until, after marching all night, we found
+ourselves, on the following morning, at daylight, near the village of
+Castrejon, where we bivouacked for the day.
+
+I was sent on piquet on the evening of the 17th, to watch a portion of
+the plain before us; and, soon after sunrise on the following morning,
+a cannonade commenced, behind a hill, to my right; and, though the
+combatants were not visible, it was evident that they were not dealing
+in blank-cartridge, as mine happened to be the pitching-post of all
+the enemy's round shot. While I was attentively watching its progress,
+there arose, all at once, behind the rising ground to my left, a yell
+of the most terrific import; and, convinced that it would give
+instantaneous birth to as hideous a body, it made me look, with an eye
+of lightning, at the ground around me; and, seeing a broad deep ditch
+within a hundred yards, I lost not a moment in placing it between my
+piquet and the extraordinary sound, I had scarcely effected the
+movement, when Lord Wellington, with his staff, and a cloud of French
+and English dragoons and horse artillery intermixed, came over the
+hill at full cry, and all hammering at each others' heads in one
+confused mass, over the very ground I had that instant quitted. It
+appeared that his Lordship had gone there to reconnoitre, covered by
+two guns and two squadrons of cavalry, who, by some accident, were
+surprised, and charged by a superior body of the enemy, and sent
+tumbling in upon us in the manner described. A piquet of the
+forty-third had formed on our right, and we were obliged to remain
+passive spectators of such an extraordinary scene going on within a
+few yards of us, as we could not fire without an equal chance of
+shooting some of our own side. Lord Wellington and his staff, with the
+two guns, took shelter, for the moment, behind us, while the cavalry
+went sweeping along our front, where, I suppose, they picked up some
+reinforcement, for they returned, almost instantly, in the same
+confused mass; but the French were now the flyers; and, I must do them
+the justice to say, that they got off in a manner highly creditable to
+themselves. I saw one, in particular, defending himself against two of
+ours; and he would have made his escape from both, but an officer of
+our dragoons came down the hill, and took him in flank, at full speed,
+sending man and horse rolling, headlong, on the plain.
+
+I was highly interested, all this time, in observing the
+distinguished characters which this unlooked-for _turn-up_ had
+assembled around us. Marshal Beresford and the greater part of the
+staff remained with their swords drawn, and the Duke himself did not
+look more than half-pleased, while he silently despatched some of them
+with orders. General Alten, and his huge German orderly dragoon, with
+their swords drawn, cursed, the whole time, to a very large amount;
+but, as it was in German, I had not the full benefit of it. He had an
+opposition swearer in Captain Jenkinson, of the artillery, who
+commanded the two guns, and whose oaths were chiefly aimed at himself
+for his folly, as far as I could understand, in putting so much
+confidence in his covering party, that he had not thought it necessary
+to unfix the catch which horse-artillerymen, I believe, had to prevent
+their swords quitting the scabbards when they are not wanted, and
+which, on this occasion, prevented their jumping forth when they were
+so unexpectedly called for.
+
+The straggling enemy had scarcely cleared away from our front, when
+Lord Combermere came, from the right, with a reinforcement of cavalry;
+and our piquet was, at the same moment, ordered to join the battalion.
+
+The movements which followed presented the most beautiful military
+spectacle imaginable. The enemy were endeavouring to turn our left;
+and, in making a counteracting movement, the two armies were marching
+in parallel lines, close to each other, on a perfect plain, each ready
+to take advantage of any opening of the other, and exchanging round
+shot as they moved along. Our division brought up the rear of the
+infantry, marching with the order and precision of a field-day, in
+open column of companies, and in perfect readiness to receive the
+enemy in any shape; who, on their part, had a huge cavalry force close
+at hand, and equally ready to pounce upon us. Our movement was
+supported by a formidable body of our own dragoons; and, as we drew
+near the bank of the small river Guerrena, our horse-artillery
+continued to file in the same line, to attract the attention of the
+enemy, while we gradually distanced them a little, and crossed the
+river into a position on the high grounds beyond it. The enemy passed
+the river, on our left, and endeavoured to force that part of the
+position; but the troops who were stationed there drove them back,
+with great loss; and at dark the firing ceased.
+
+During the early part of the 19th there appeared to be no movements on
+either side; but, in the afternoon, having fallen asleep in my tent, I
+was awoke by the whistling of a cannon shot; and was just beginning to
+abuse my servant for not having called me sooner, when we were ordered
+to stand to our arms; and, as the enemy were making a movement to our
+right, we made a corresponding one. The cannonade did not cease until
+dark, when we lay down by our arms, the two armies very near to each
+other, and fully expecting a general action on the morrow.
+
+July 20th.--We stood to our arms an hour before daylight, and Lord
+Wellington held out every inducement for his opponent to attack him;
+but Marmont evaded it, and continued his movement on our right, which
+obliged us to continue ours, towards Salamanca; and we were a great
+part of this day in parallel lines with them, the same as on the 18th.
+
+July 21st.--We crossed the Tormes just before dark this evening, about
+two miles above Salamanca, the enemy having passed it higher up.
+Before reaching our ground, we experienced one of the most tremendous
+thunderstorms that I ever witnessed. A sheet of lightning struck the
+head of our column, where I happened to be riding, and deprived me of
+the use of my optics for at least ten minutes. A great many of our
+dragoon horses broke from their piqueting during the storm, and
+galloped past us into the French lines. We lay by our arms on the
+banks of the river, and it continued to rain in torrents the whole of
+the night.
+
+
+BATTLE OF SALAMANCA.
+
+July 22d.--A sharp fire of musketry commenced at day light in the
+morning; but, as it did not immediately concern us, and was nothing
+unusual, we took no notice of it; but busied ourselves in getting our
+arms and our bodies disengaged from the rust and the wet, engendered
+by the storm of the past night.
+
+About ten o'clock, our division was ordered to stand to their arms,
+and then moved into position, with our left resting on the Tormes, and
+our right extending along a ridge of rising ground, thinly
+interspersed with trees, beyond which the other divisions were formed
+in continuation, with the exception of the third, which still remained
+on the opposite bank of the river.
+
+The enemy were to be seen in motion on the opposite ridges, and a
+straggling fire of musketry, with an occasional gun, acted as a sort
+of prelude to the approaching conflict. We heard, about this time,
+that Marmont had just sent to his _ci-devant_ landlord, in Salamanca,
+to desire that he would have the usual dinner ready for himself and
+staff at six o'clock; and so satisfied was "mine host" of the
+infallibility of the French Marshal, that he absolutely set about
+making the necessary preparations.
+
+There assuredly never was an army so anxious as ours was to be brought
+into action on this occasion. They were a magnificent body of
+well-tried soldiers, highly equipped, and in the highest health and
+spirits, with the most devoted confidence in their leader, and an
+invincible confidence in themselves. The retreat of the four preceding
+days had annoyed us beyond measure, for we believed that we were
+nearly equal to the enemy in point of numbers; and the idea of our
+retiring before an equal number of any troops in the world was not to
+be endured with common patience.
+
+We were kept the whole of the forenoon in the most torturing state of
+suspense through contradictory reports. One passing officer telling
+us that he had just heard the order given to attack, and the next
+asserting, with equal confidence, that he had just heard the order to
+retreat; and it was not until about two o'clock in the afternoon, that
+affairs began to wear a more decided aspect; and when our own eyes and
+ears at length conveyed the wished-for tidings that a battle was
+inevitable; for we saw the enemy beginning to close upon our right,
+and the cannonade had become general along the whole line. Lord
+Wellington, about the same time, ordered the movement which decided
+the fate of the day--that of bringing the third division, from beyond
+the river on our left, rapidly to our extreme right, turning the
+enemy, in their attempt to turn us, and commencing the offensive with
+the whole of his right wing. The effect was instantaneous and
+decisive, for although some obstinate and desperate fighting took
+place in the centre, with various success, yet the victory was never
+for a moment in doubt; and the enemy were soon in full retreat,
+leaving seven thousand prisoners, two eagles, and eleven pieces of
+artillery in our hands. Had we been favoured with two hours more
+daylight, their loss would have been incalculable, for they committed
+a blunder at starting, which they never got time to retrieve; and,
+their retreat was, therefore, commenced in such disorder, and with a
+river in their rear, that nothing but darkness could have saved them.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XI.
+
+ Distinguished Characters. A Charge of Dragoons. A Charge against
+ the Nature of Things. Olmeda and the French General, Ferez.
+ Advance towards Madrid. Adventures of my Dinner. The Town of
+ Segovia. El Palacio del Rio Frio. The Escurial. Enter Madrid.
+ Rejoicings. Nearly happy. Change of a Horse. Change of Quarters.
+ A Change confounded. Retire towards Salamanca. Boar-Hunt,
+ Dinner-Hunt, and Bull-Hunt. A Portuguese Funeral conducted by
+ Rifle Undertakers.
+
+
+The third division, under Sir Edward Pakenham, the artillery, and some
+regiments of dragoons, particularly distinguished themselves. But our
+division, very much to our annoyance, came in for a very slender
+portion of this day's glory. We were exposed to a cannonade the whole
+of the afternoon; but, as we were not permitted to advance until very
+late, we had only an opportunity of throwing a few straggling shot at
+the fugitives, before we lost sight of them in the dark; and then
+bivouacked for the night near the village of Huerta, (I think it was
+called).
+
+We started after them at daylight next morning; and, crossing at a
+ford of the Tormes, we found their rear-guard, consisting of three
+regiments of infantry, with some cavalry and artillery, posted on a
+formidable height above the village of Serna. General Bock, with his
+brigade of heavy German dragoons, immediately went at them; and,
+putting their cavalry to flight, he broke through their infantry, and
+took or destroyed the whole of them. This was one of the most gallant
+charges recorded in history. I saw many of these fine fellows lying
+dead along with their horses, on which they were still astride, with
+the sword firmly grasped in the hand, as they had fought the instant
+before; and several of them still wearing a look of fierce defiance,
+which death itself had been unable to quench.
+
+We halted for the night at a village near Penaranda. I took possession
+of the church; and finding the floor strewed with the paraphernalia of
+priesthood, I selected some silk gowns, and other gorgeous trappings,
+with which I made a bed for myself in the porch, and where, "if all
+had been gold that glittered," I should have looked a jewel indeed;
+but it is lamentable to think, that, among the multifarious blessings
+we enjoy in this life, we should never be able to get a dish of glory
+and a dish of beef-steak on the same day; in consequence of which, the
+heart, which ought properly to be soaring in the clouds, or, at all
+events, in a castle half way up, is more generally to be found
+grovelling about a hen-roost, in the vain hope, that, if it cannot get
+hold of the hen herself, it may at least hit upon an egg; and such, I
+remember, was the state of my feelings on this occasion, in
+consequence of my having dined the three preceding days on the half of
+my inclinations.
+
+We halted the next night in the handsome little town of Olmeda, which
+had just been evacuated by the enemy. The French General, Ferez, died
+there, in consequence of the wounds which he received at the battle of
+Salamanca, and his remains had, the night before, been consigned to
+the earth, with the highest honours, and a canopy of laurel placed
+over his grave: but the French had no sooner left the town, than the
+inhabitants exhumed the body, cut off the head, and spurned it with
+the greatest indignity. They were in hopes that this line of conduct
+would have proved a passport to our affections, and conducted us to
+the spot, as to a trophy that they were proud of; but we expressed the
+most unfeigned horror and indignation at their proceeding; and,
+getting some soldiers to assist us, we carefully and respectfully
+replaced his remains in the grave. His _was_ a noble head; and even in
+death, it looked the brave, the gallant soldier. Our conduct had such
+an effect on the Spaniards, that they brought back the canopy, of
+their own accord, and promised, solemnly, that the grave should,
+henceforth, rest undisturbed.
+
+July 26th.--We arrived on the banks of the Douro, within a league of
+Valladolid, where we halted two days; and Lord Wellington, detaching a
+division of infantry and some cavalry to watch the movements of the
+defeated army, proceeded with the remainder of us towards Madrid.
+
+August 1st.--On approaching near to our bivouac this afternoon, I saw
+a good large farm-house, about a mile off the road; and, getting
+permission from my commandant, I made a cast thereto, in search of
+something for dinner. There were two women belonging to the German
+Legion, smoking their pipes in the kitchen, when I arrived; and,
+having the highest respect for their marauding qualifications, I began
+to fear that nothing was to be had, as they were sitting there so
+quietly. I succeeded, however, in purchasing two pair of chickens;
+and, neglecting the precaution of unscrewing their necks, I grasped a
+handful of their legs, and, mounting my horse, proceeded towards the
+camp; but I had scarcely gone a couple of hundred yards, when they
+began opening their throats and flapping with their wings, which
+startled my horse and sent him off at full speed. I lost the rein on
+one side, and, in attempting to pull him up with the other, I brought
+his foot into a rut, and down he came, sending me head-foremost into a
+wet ditch! When I got on my legs, and shook myself a little, I saw
+each particular hen galloping across the field, screeching with all
+its might, while the horse was off in a different direction; and,
+casting a rueful look at the chickens, I naturally followed him, as
+the most valuable of the collection. Fortunately, a heavy boat-cloak
+caused the saddle to roll under his belly; and finding that he could
+not make way in consequence, he quietly waited for me about a quarter
+of a mile off. When I had remounted, I looked back to the scene of my
+disaster, and saw my two German _friends_ busily employed in catching
+the chickens. I rode towards them, and they were, no doubt, in hopes
+that I had broken my neck, that they might have the sacking of me,
+also; for, as I approached, I observed them concealing the fowls under
+their clothes, while the one took up a position behind the other.
+After reconnoitring them a short time, I rode up and demanded the
+fowls, when the one looked at the other, and, in well-feigned
+astonishment, asked, in _Dutch_, what I could possibly mean? then gave
+me to understand that they could not comprehend English; but I
+immediately said, "Come, come! none of your gammon; you have got my
+fowls, here's half a dollar for your trouble in catching them, so hand
+them out." "Oh!" said one of them, in English, "it is de fowl you
+want," and they then produced them. After paying them the stipulated
+sum, I wished them all the compliments of the season, and thought
+myself fortunate in getting off so well; for they were each six feet
+high, and as strong as a horse, and I felt convinced that they had
+often thrashed a better man than myself in the course of their
+military career.
+
+August 7th.--Halted near the ancient town of Segovia, which bears a
+strong resemblance to the old town of Edinburgh, built on a lofty
+ridge, that terminates in an abrupt summit, on which stands the
+fortified tower, celebrated in the Adventures of Gil Blas. It is a
+fine old town, boasts of a superb Roman aqueduct, and is famous for
+ladies' shoes.
+
+Our bivouac, this evening, was on the banks of El Rio Frio, near to a
+new hunting-palace of the King of Spain. It was a large quadrangular
+building, each side full of empty rooms, with nothing but their youth
+to recommend them.
+
+On the 9th, we crossed the Guadarama mountains, and halted, for the
+night, in the park of the Escurial.
+
+I had, from childhood upwards, considered this palace as the eighth
+wonder of the world, and was, therefore, proportionately disappointed
+at finding it a huge, gloomy, unmeaning pile of building, looking
+somewhat less interesting than the wild craggy mountain opposite, and
+without containing a single room large enough to flog a cat in. The
+only apartment that I saw worth looking at was the one in which their
+_dead kings live_!
+
+
+ENTERED MADRID,
+
+August 13th, 1812.
+
+As we approached the capital, imagination was busy in speculating on
+the probable nature of our reception. The peasantry, with whom we had
+hitherto been chiefly associated, had imbibed a rooted hatred to the
+French, caused by the wanton cruelties experienced at their hands,
+both in their persons and their property; otherwise they were a
+cheerful, hospitable, and orderly people, and, had they been permitted
+to live in peace and quietness, it was a matter of the most perfect
+indifference to them whether Joseph, Ferdinand, or the ghost of Don
+Quixotte was their king. But the citizens of Madrid had been living
+four years in comparative peace, under the dominion of a French
+government, and in the enjoyment of all the gaieties of that
+luxurious court; to which, if I add that we entertained, at that time,
+some slight jealousy regarding the pretensions of the French officers
+to the favours of the fair, I believe the prevailing opinion was that
+_we_ should be considered as the intruders. It was, therefore, a
+matter of the most unexpected exultation, when we entered it, on the
+afternoon of the 13th of August, to find ourselves hailed as
+liberators, with the most joyous acclamations, by surrounding
+multitudes, who continued their rejoicings for three successive days.
+By day, the riches of each house were employed in decorations to its
+exterior; and, by night, they were brilliantly illuminated, during
+which time all business was suspended, and the whole population of the
+city crowded the streets, emulating each other in heaping honours and
+caresses upon us.
+
+King Joseph had retired on our approach, leaving a garrison in the
+fortified palace of El Retiro; but they surrendered some days
+afterwards, and we remained there for three months, basking in the
+sunshine of beauty, harmony, and peace. I shall ever look back to that
+period as the most pleasing event of my military life.
+
+The only bar to our perfect felicity was the want of money, as,
+independent of long arrears, already due, the military chest continued
+so very poor that it could not afford to give us more than a
+fortnight's pay during these three months; and, as nobody could,
+would, or should give cash for bills, we were obliged to sell silver
+spoons, watches, and every thing of value that we stood possessed of,
+to purchase the common necessaries of life.
+
+My Irish _criado_, who used to take uncommon liberties with my
+property, having been two or three days in the rear, with the baggage,
+at the time of the battle of Salamanca, took upon himself to exchange
+my baggage-horse for another; and his apology for so doing was, that
+the one he had got was twice as big as the one he gave! The additional
+size, however, so far from being an advantage, proved quite the
+reverse; for I found that he could eat as much as he could carry,
+and, as he was obliged to carry all that he had to eat, I was forced
+to put him on half allowance, to make room for my baggage; in
+consequence of which, every bone in his body soon became so _pointed_
+that I could easily have hung my hat on any part of his hind quarters.
+I therefore took advantage of our present repose to let him have the
+benefit of a full allowance, that enabled me to effect an exchange
+between him and a mule, getting five dollars to the bargain, which
+made me one of the happiest and, I believe, also, one of the richest
+men in the army. I expended the first dollar next day, in getting
+admission to a bullfight, in their national amphitheatre, where the
+first thing that met my astonished eyes was a mad bull giving the
+finishing _prode_ to my unfortunate big horse.
+
+Lord Wellington, with some divisions of the army, proceeded, about the
+beginning of September, to undertake the siege of Burgos, leaving
+those at Madrid, under the orders of Sir Rowland Hill, so that,
+towards the end of October, our delightful sojourn there drew
+perceptibly to a close, for it was known that King Joseph, with the
+forces under Soult and Jourdan, now united, were moving upon Aranjuez,
+and that all, excepting our own division, were already in motion, to
+dispute the passage of the Tagus, and to cover the capital. About four
+o'clock on the morning of the 23d of October, we received orders to be
+on our alarm-posts at six, and, as soon as we had formed, we were
+marched to the city of Alcala.
+
+October 27th.--We were all this day marching to Arganda, and all night
+marching back again. If any one thing is more particularly damned than
+another it is a march of this kind.
+
+October 30th--An order arrived, from Lord Wellington, for our corps of
+the army to fall back upon Salamanca; we, therefore, returned to
+Madrid, and, after halting outside the gates until we were joined by
+Skerret's division, from Cadiz, we bade a last sorrowful adieu to our
+friends in the city, and commenced our retreat.
+
+October 31st.--Halted for the night in the park of the Escurial. It is
+amusing, on a division's first taking up its ground, to see the
+numbers of hares that are, every instant, starting up among the men,
+and the scrambling and shouting of the soldiers for the prize. This
+day, when the usual shout was given, every man ran, with his cap in
+his hand, to endeavour to capture poor _puss_, as he imagined, but
+which turned out to be two wild boars, who contrived to make room for
+themselves so long as there was nothing but men's caps to contend
+with; but they very soon had as many bayonets as bristles in their
+backs. We re-crossed the Guadarama mountains next morning.
+
+November 2d.--Halted, this night, in front of a small town, the name
+of which I do not recollect. It was beginning to get dark by the time
+I had posted our guards and piquets, when I rode into it, to endeavour
+to find my messmates, who, I knew, had got a dinner waiting for me
+somewhere.
+
+I entered a large square, or market-place, and found it crowded with
+soldiers of all nations, most of them three-parts drunk, and in the
+midst of whom a mad bull was performing the most extraordinary feats,
+quite unnoticed, excepting by those who had the misfortune to attract
+his attention. The first intimation that I had of him was his charging
+past me, and making a thrust at our quarter-master, carrying off a
+portion of his regimental trousers. He next got a fair toss at a
+Portuguese soldier, and sent him spinning three or four turns up in
+the air. I was highly amused in observing the fellow's astonishment
+when he alighted, to see that he had not the remotest idea to what
+accident he was indebted for such an evolution, although he seemed
+fully prepared to quarrel with any one who chose to acknowledge any
+participation in the deed; but the cause of it was, all the time,
+finding fresh customers, and, making the grand tour of the square with
+such velocity, I began to fear that I should soon be on his list also,
+if I did not take shelter in the nearest house, a measure no sooner
+thought of than executed. I, therefore, opened a door, and drove my
+horse in before me; but there instantly arose such an uproar within,
+that I began to wish myself once more on the outside on any terms, for
+it happened to be occupied by English, Portuguese, and German
+bullock-drivers, who had been seated round a table, scrambling for a
+dinner, when my horse upset the table, lights, and every thing on it.
+The only thing that I could make out amid their confused curses was,
+that they had come to the determination of putting the cause of the
+row to death; but, as I begged to differ with them on that point, I
+took the liberty of knocking one or two of them down, and finally
+succeeded in extricating my horse, with whom I retraced my way to the
+camp, weary, angry, and hungry. On my arrival there, I found an
+orderly waiting to show me the way to dinner, which once more restored
+me to good humour with myself and all the world; while the adventure
+afforded my companions a hearty laugh, at my expense.
+
+November 6th.--In the course of this day's march, while our battalion
+formed the rear-guard, at a considerable distance in the rear of the
+column, we found a Portuguese soldier, who had been left by his
+regiment, lying in the middle of the road, apparently dead; but, on
+examining him more closely, we had reason to think that he was merely
+in a state of stupor, arising from fatigue and the heat of the
+weather,--an opinion which caused us no little uneasiness. Although we
+did not think it quite fair to bury a living man, yet we had no means
+whatever of carrying him off; and to leave him where he was, would, in
+all probability, have cost us a number of better lives than his had
+ever been, for the French, who were then in sight, had hitherto been
+following us at a very respectable distance; and, had they found that
+we were retiring in such a hurry as to leave our half-dead people on
+the road, they would not have been Frenchmen if they did not give us
+an extra push, to help us along. Under all the circumstances of the
+case, therefore, although our doctor was of opinion that, with time
+and attention, he might recover, and not having either the one or the
+other to spare, the remainder of us, who had voted ourselves into a
+sort of board of survey, thought it most prudent to find him dead;
+and, carrying him a little off the road to the edge of a ravine, we
+scraped a hole in the sand with our swords, and placed him in it. We
+covered him but very lightly, and left his head and arms at perfect
+liberty; so that, although he might be said to have had both feet in
+the grave, yet he might still have scrambled out of it, if he could.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XII.
+
+ Reach Salamanca. Retreat from it. Pig Hunting, an Enemy to
+ Sleep-Hunting. Putting one's Foot in it. Affair on the 17th of
+ November. Bad Legs sometimes last longer than good ones. A Wet
+ Birth. Prospectus of a Day's Work. A lost _dejune_ better than a
+ found one. Advantages not taken. A disagreeable Amusement. End of
+ the Campaign of 1812. Winter Quarters. Orders and Disorders
+ treated. Farewell Opinion of Ancient Allies. My House.
+
+
+November 7th.--Halted this night at Alba de Tormes, and next day
+marched into quarters in Salamanca, where we rejoined Lord Wellington
+with the army from Burgos.
+
+On the 14th, the British army concentrated on the field of their
+former glory, in consequence of a part of the French army having
+effected the passage of the river, above Alba de Tormes. On the 15th,
+the whole of the enemy's force having passed the river, a cannonade
+commenced early in the day; and it was the general belief that, ere
+night, a second battle of Salamanca would be recorded. But, as all the
+French armies in Spain were now united in our front, and out-numbered
+us so far, Lord Wellington, seeing no decided advantage to be gained
+by risking a battle, at length ordered a retreat, which we commenced
+about three in the afternoon. Our division halted for the night at the
+entrance of a forest about four miles from Salamanca.
+
+The heavy rains which usually precede the Spanish winter had set in
+the day before; and, as the roads in that part of the country cease to
+be roads for the remainder of the season, we were now walking nearly
+knee deep, in a stiff mud, into which no man could thrust his foot,
+with the certainty of having a shoe at the end of it when he pulled it
+out again; and, that we might not be miserable by halves, we had, this
+evening, to regale our chops with the last morsel of biscuit that
+they were destined to grind during the retreat.
+
+We cut some boughs of trees to keep us out of the mud, and lay down to
+sleep on them, wet to the skin; but the cannonade of the afternoon had
+been succeeded, after dark, by a continued firing of musketry, which
+led us to believe that our piquets were attacked, and, in momentary
+expectation of an order to stand to our arms, we kept ourselves awake
+the whole night, and were not a little provoked when we found, next
+morning, that it had been occasioned by numerous stragglers from the
+different regiments, shooting at the pigs belonging to the peasantry
+which were grazing in the wood.
+
+November 16th.--Retiring from daylight until dark through the same
+description of roads. The French dragoons kept close behind, but did
+not attempt to molest us. It still continued to rain hard, and we
+again passed the night in a wood. I was very industriously employed,
+during the early part of it, feeling, in the dark, for acorns, as a
+substitute for bread.
+
+November 17th.--At daylight this morning the enemy's cavalry advanced
+in force; but they were kept in check by the skirmishers of the 14th
+light dragoons, until the road became open, when we continued our
+retreat. Our brigade-major was at this time obliged to go to the rear,
+sick, and I was appointed to act for him.
+
+We were much surprised, in the course of the forenoon, to hear a sharp
+firing commence behind us, on the very road by which we were retiring;
+and it was not until we reached the spot that we learnt that the
+troops who were retreating, by a road parallel to ours, had left it
+too soon, and enabled some French dragoons, under cover of the forest,
+to advance unperceived to the flank of our line of march, who, seeing
+an interval between two divisions of infantry, which was filled with
+light baggage and some passing officers, dashed at it, and made some
+prisoners in the scramble of the moment, amongst whom was
+Lieutenant-General Sir Edward Paget.
+
+Our division formed on the heights above Samunoz to cover the passage
+of the rivulet, which was so swollen with the heavy rains, as only to
+be passable at particular fords. While we waited there for the passage
+of the rest of the army, the enemy, under cover of the forest, was, at
+the same time, assembling in force close around us; and the moment
+that we began to descend the hill, towards the rivulet, we were
+assailed by a heavy fire of cannon and musketry, while their powerful
+cavalry were in readiness to take advantage of any confusion which
+might have occurred. We effected the passage, however, in excellent
+order, and formed on the opposite bank of the stream, where we
+continued under a cannonade and engaged in a sharp skirmish until
+dark.
+
+Our loss on this occasion was considerable, but it would have been
+much greater, had not the enemy's shells buried themselves so deep in
+the soft ground, that their explosions did little injury. It appeared
+singular to us, who were not medical men, that an officer and several
+of our division, who were badly wounded on this occasion, in the leg,
+and who were sent to the rear on gun-carriages, should have died of a
+mortification in the limb which was _not_ wounded.
+
+When the firing ceased, we received the usual order "to make ourselves
+comfortable for the night," and I never remember an instance in which
+we had so much difficulty in obeying it; for the ground we occupied
+was a perfect flat, which was flooded more than ankle deep with water,
+excepting here and there, where the higher ground around the roots of
+trees, presented circles of a few feet of visible earth, upon which we
+grouped ourselves. Some few fires were kindled, at which we roasted
+some bits of raw beef on the points of our swords, and eat them by way
+of a dinner. There was plenty of water to apologize for the want of
+better fluids, but bread sent no apology at all.
+
+Some divisions of the army had commenced retiring as soon as it was
+dark, and the whole had been ordered to move, so that the roads might
+be clear for us before daylight. I was sent twice in the course of the
+night to see what progress they had made; but such was the state of
+the roads, that even within an hour of daylight, two divisions,
+besides our own, were still unmoved, which would consequently delay us
+so long, that we looked forward to a severe harassing day's fighting;
+a kind of fighting, too, that is the least palatable of any, where
+much might be lost, and nothing was to be gained. With such prospects
+before us, it made my very heart rejoice to see my brigadier's servant
+commence boiling some chocolate and frying a beef-steak. I watched its
+progress with a keenness which intense hunger alone could inspire, and
+was on the very point of having my desires consummated, when the
+general, getting uneasy at not having received any communication
+relative to the movements of the morning, and, without considering how
+feelingly my stomach yearned for a better acquaintance with the
+contents of his frying-pan, desired me to ride to General Alten for
+orders. I found the general at a neighbouring tree; but he cut off all
+hopes of my timely return, by desiring me to remain with him until he
+received the report of an officer whom he had sent to ascertain the
+progress of the other divisions.
+
+While I was toasting myself at his fire, so sharply set that I could
+have eaten one of my boots, I observed his German orderly dragoon, at
+an adjoining fire, stirring up the contents of a camp-kettle, that
+once more revived my departing hopes, and I presently had the
+satisfaction of seeing him dipping in some basins, presenting one to
+the general, one to the aide-de-camp, and a third to myself. The mess
+which it contained I found, after swallowing the whole at a draught,
+was neither more nor less than the produce of a piece of beef boiled
+in plain water; and, though it would have been enough to have
+physicked a dromedary at any other time, yet, as I could then have
+made a good hole in the dromedary himself, it sufficiently satisfied
+my cravings to make me equal to any thing for the remainder of the
+day.
+
+We were soon after ordered to stand to our arms, and, as day lit up, a
+thick haze hung on the opposite hills, which prevented our seeing the
+enemy; and, as they did not attempt to feel for us, we, contrary to
+our expectations, commenced our retreat unmolested; nor could we quite
+believe our good fortune when, towards the afternoon, we had passed
+several places where they could have assailed us, in flank, with great
+advantage, and caused us a severe loss, almost in spite of fate; but
+it afterwards appeared that they were quite knocked up with their
+exertions in overtaking us the day before, and were unable to follow
+further. We halted on a swampy height, behind St. Espiritu, and
+experienced another night of starvation and rain.
+
+I now felt considerably more for my horse than myself, as he had been
+three days and nights without a morsel of any kind to eat. Our
+baggage-animals, too, we knew were equally ill off, and, as they
+always preceded us a day's march, it was highly amusing, whenever we
+found a dead horse, or a mule, lying on the road-side, to see the
+anxiety with which every officer went up to reconnoitre him, each
+fearing that he should have the misfortune to recognize it as his own.
+
+On the 19th of November we arrived at the convent of Caridad, near
+Ciudad Rodrigo, and once more experienced the comforts of our baggage
+and provisions. My boots had not been off since the 13th, and I found
+it necessary to cut them to pieces, to get my swollen feet out of
+them.
+
+This retreat terminated the campaign of 1812. After a few days' delay,
+and some requisite changes about the neighbourhood, while all the
+world were getting shook into their places, our battalion finally took
+possession of the village of Alameida for the winter, where, after
+forming a regimental mess, we detached an officer to Lamego, and
+secured to ourselves a bountiful supply of the best juice of the
+grape which the neighbouring banks of the Douro afforded. The quarter
+we now occupied was naturally pretty much upon a par with those of the
+last two winters, but it had the usual advantages attending the march
+of intellect. The officers of the division united in fitting up an
+empty chapel, in the village of Galegos, as an amateur theatre, for
+which, by the by, we were all regularly cursed, from the altar, by the
+bishop of Rodrigo. Lord Wellington kept a pack of foxhounds, and the
+Hon. Captain Stewart, of ours, a pack of harriers, so that these, in
+addition to our old _Bolero_ meetings, enabled us to pass a very
+tolerable winter.
+
+The neighbouring plains abounded with hares; it was one of the most
+beautiful coursing countries, perhaps, in the world; and there was,
+also, some shooting to be had at the numerous vultures preying on the
+dead carcasses which strewed the road-side on the line of our last
+retreat.
+
+Up to this period Lord Wellington had been adored by the army, in
+consideration of his brilliant achievements, and for his noble and
+manly bearing in all things; but, in consequence of some disgraceful
+irregularities which took place during the retreat, he immediately
+after issued an order, conveying a sweeping censure on the whole army.
+His general conduct was too upright for even the finger of malice
+itself to point at; but as his censure, on this occasion, was not
+strictly confined to the guilty, it afforded a handle to disappointed
+persons, and excited a feeling against him, on the part of
+individuals, which has probably never since been obliterated.
+
+It began by telling us that we had suffered no privations; and, though
+this was hard to be digested on an empty stomach, yet, taking it in
+its more liberal meaning, that our privations were not of an extent to
+justify any irregularities, which I readily admit; still, as many
+regiments were not guilty of any irregularities, it is not to be
+wondered if such should have felt, at first, a little sulky to find,
+in the general reproof, that no loop-hole whatever had been left for
+them to creep through; for, I believe I am justified in saying that
+neither our own, nor the two gallant corps associated with us, had a
+single man absent that we could not satisfactorily account for. But it
+touched us still more tenderly in not excepting us from his general
+charge of inexpertness in camp arrangements; for, it was _our belief_,
+and in which we were in some measure borne out by circumstances, that,
+had he placed us, at the same moment, in the same field, with an equal
+number of the best troops in France, that he would not only have seen
+our fires as quickly lit, but every Frenchman roasting on them to the
+bargain, if they waited long enough to be _dressed_; for there,
+perhaps, never was, nor ever again will be, such a war-brigade as that
+which was composed of the forty-third, fifty-second, and the rifles.
+
+That not only censure, but condign punishment was merited, in many
+instances, is certain; and, had his lordship dismissed some officers
+from the service, and caused some of the disorderly soldiers to be
+shot, it would not only have been an act of justice, but, probably, a
+necessary example. Had he hanged every commissary, too, who failed to
+issue the regular rations to the troops dependent on him, unless they
+proved that they were starved themselves, it would only have been a
+just sacrifice to the offended stomachs of many thousands of gallant
+fellows.
+
+In our brigade, I can safely say, that the order in question excited
+"more of sorrow than of anger;" we thought that, had it been
+_particular_, it would have been just; but, as it was _general_, that
+it was inconsiderate; and we, therefore, regretted that he who had
+been, and still was, the god of our idolatry, should thereby have laid
+himself open to the attacks of the ill-natured.
+
+Alameida is a Spanish village, situated within a stone's throw of the
+boundary-line of the sister-kingdom; and, as the head-quarters of the
+army, as well as the nearest towns, from whence we drew our supplies,
+lay in Portugal, our connexions, while we remained there, were chiefly
+with the latter kingdom; and, having passed the three last winters on
+their frontier, we, in the month of May, 1813, prepared to bid it a
+final adieu, with very little regret. The people were kind and
+hospitable, and not destitute of intelligence; but, somehow, they
+appeared to be the creatures of a former age, and showed an indolence
+and want of enterprise which marked them born for slaves; and,
+although the two cacadore regiments attached to our division were, at
+all times, in the highest order, and conducted themselves gallantly in
+the field, yet, I am of opinion that, as a nation, they owe their
+character for bravery almost entirely to the activity and gallantry of
+the British officers who organized and led them. The veriest cowards
+in existence must have shown the same front under such discipline. I
+did not see enough of their gentry to enable me to form an opinion
+about them; but the middling and lower orders are extremely filthy
+both in their persons and in their houses, and they have all an
+intolerable itch for gambling. The soldiers, though fainting with
+fatigue on the line of march, invariably group themselves in
+card-parties whenever they are allowed a few minutes' halt; and a
+non-commissioned officer, with half-a-dozen men on any duty of
+fatigue, are very generally to be seen as follows, viz. one man as a
+sentry, to watch the approach of the superintending officer, one man
+at work, and the non-commissioned officer, with the other four, at
+cards.
+
+The cottages in Alameida, and, indeed, in all the Spanish villages,
+generally contain two mud-floored apartments: the outer one, though
+more cleanly than the Irish, is, nevertheless, fashioned after the
+same manner, and is common alike to the pigs and the people; while the
+inner looks more like the gun-room of a ship-of-war, having a
+sitting-apartment in the centre, with small sleeping-cabins branching
+from it, each illuminated by a port-hole, about a foot square. We did
+not see daylight "through a glass darkly," as on London's
+Ludgate-hill, for there the air circulated freely, and mild it came,
+and pure, and fragrant, as if it had just stolen over a bed of roses.
+If a man did not like _that_, he had only to shut his port, and remain
+in darkness, inhaling his own preferred sweetness! The outside of my
+sleeping-cabin was interwoven with ivy and honeysuckle, and, among the
+branches, a nightingale had established itself, and sung sweetly,
+night after night, during the whole of the winter. I could not part
+from such a pleasing companion, and from a bed in which I had enjoyed
+so many tranquil slumbers, without a sigh, though I was ungrateful
+enough to accompany it with a fervent wish that I might never see them
+again; for I looked upon the period that I had spent there as so much
+time lost.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XIII.
+
+ A Review. Assembly of the Army. March to Salamanca. To Aldea
+ Nueva. To Toro. An Affair of the Hussar Brigade. To Palencia. To
+ the Neighbourhood of Burgos. To the Banks of the Ebro. Fruitful
+ sleeping place. To Medina. A Dance before it was due. Smell the
+ Foe. Affair at St. Milan. A Physical River.
+
+
+May, 1813.--In the early part of this month our division was reviewed
+by Lord Wellington, preparatory to the commencement of another
+campaign; and I certainly never saw a body of troops in a more
+highly-efficient state. It did one's very heart good to look at our
+battalion that day, seeing each company standing a hundred strong, and
+the intelligence of several campaigns stamped on each daring, bronzed
+countenance, which looked you boldly in the face, in the fullness of
+vigour and confidence, as if it cared neither for man nor devil.
+
+On the 21st of May, our division broke up from winter-quarters, and
+assembled in front of Ciudad Rodrigo, with all excepting the left wing
+of the army, which, under Sir Thomas Graham, had already passed the
+Douro, and was ascending its right bank.
+
+An army which has seen some campaigns in the field, affords a great
+deal of amusement in its assembling after winter-quarters. There is
+not only the greeting of long-parted friends and acquaintances in the
+same walks of life, but, among the different divisions which the
+nature of the service generally threw a good deal together, there was
+not so much as a mule or a donkey that was not known to each
+individual, and its absence noticed; nor a scamp of a boy, or a common
+Portuguese trull, who was not as particularly inquired after, as if
+the fate of the campaign depended on their presence.
+
+On the 22d, we advanced towards Salamanca, and, the next day, halted
+at Samunoz, on our late field of action. With what different feelings
+did we now view the same spot! In our last visit, winter was on the
+face of the land, as well as on our minds; we were worn out with
+fatigue, mortification, and starvation; now, all was summer and
+sunshine. The dismal swamps had now become verdant meadows; we had
+plenty in the camp, vigour in our limbs, and hope in our bosoms.
+
+We were, this day, joined by the household brigade of cavalry from
+England; and, as there was a report in the morning that the enemy were
+in the neighbourhood, some of the life-guards concluded that every
+thing in front of their camp must be a part of them, and they,
+accordingly, apprehended some of the light dragoon horses, which
+happened to be grazing near. One of their officers came to dine with
+me that day, and he was in the act of reporting their capture, when my
+orderly-book was brought at the moment, containing an offer of reward
+for the detection of the thieves!
+
+On the 27th, we encamped on the banks of the Tormes, at a ford, about
+a league below Salamanca. A body of the enemy, who had occupied the
+city, suffered severely before they got away, in a brush with some
+part of Sir Rowland Hill's corps; chiefly, I believe, from some of his
+artillery.
+
+On the 28th, we crossed the river, and marched near to Aldea Nueva,
+where we remained stationary for some days, under Sir Rowland Hill;
+Lord Wellington having proceeded from Salamanca to join the left wing
+of the army, beyond the Douro.
+
+On the 2d of June, we were again put in motion; and, after a very long
+march, encamped near the Douro, opposite the town of Toro.
+
+Lord Wellington had arrived there the day before, without being
+opposed by the enemy; but there had been an affair of cavalry, a short
+distance beyond the town, in which the hussar brigade particularly
+distinguished themselves, and took about three hundred prisoners.
+
+On the morning of the 3d, we crossed the river; and, marching through
+the town of Toro, encamped about half a league beyond it. The enemy
+had put the castle in a state of repair, and constructed a number of
+other works to defend the passage of the river; but the masterly eye
+of our chief, having seen his way round the town, spared them the
+trouble of occupying the works; yet, loth to think that so much labour
+should be altogether lost, he garrisoned their castle with the three
+hundred taken by the hussar brigade, for which it made a very good
+jail.
+
+On the 4th, we were again in motion, and had a long, warm, fatiguing
+march; as, also, on the 5th and 6th. On the 7th, we encamped outside
+of Palencia, a large rickety looking old town; with the front of every
+house supported by pillars, like so many worn out old bachelors on
+crutches.
+
+The French did not interfere with our accommodation in the slightest,
+but made it a point to leave every place an hour or two before we came
+to it; so that we quietly continued our daily course, following nearly
+the line of the Canal de Castile, through a country luxuriant in
+corn-fields and vineyards, until the 12th, when we arrived within two
+or three leagues of Burgos, (on its left,) and where we found a body
+of the enemy in position, whom we immediately proceeded to attack; but
+they evaporated on our approach, and fell back upon Burgos. We
+encamped for the night on the banks of a river, a short distance to
+the rear. Next morning, at daylight, an explosion shook the ground
+like an earthquake, and made every man jump upon his legs; and it was
+not until some hours after, when Lord Wellington returned from
+reconnoitring, that we learnt that the castle of Burgos had been just
+blown up, and the town evacuated by the enemy.
+
+We continued our march on the 13th, through a very rich country.
+
+On the 14th, we had a long harassing day's march, through a rugged
+mountainous country, which afforded only an occasional glimpse of
+fertility, in some pretty little valleys with which it was
+intersected.
+
+We started at daylight on the 15th, through a dreary region of solid
+rock, bearing an abundant crop of loose stones, without a particle of
+soil or vegetation visible to the naked eye in any direction. After
+leaving nearly twenty miles of this horrible wilderness behind us, our
+weary minds clogged with an imaginary view of nearly as much more of
+it in our front, we found ourselves, all at once, looking down upon
+the valley of the Ebro, near the village of Arenas, one of the
+richest, loveliest, and most romantic spots that I ever beheld. The
+influence of such a scene on the mind can scarcely be believed. Five
+minutes before we were all as _lively_ as stones. In a moment we were
+all fruits and flowers; and many a pair of legs, that one would have
+thought had not a kick left in them, were, in five minutes after, seen
+dancing across the bridge, to the tune of "the downfal of Paris,"
+which struck up from the bands of the different regiments.
+
+I lay down that night in a cottage garden, with my head on a melon,
+and my eye on a cherry-tree, and resigned myself to a repose which
+did not require a long courtship.
+
+We resumed our march at daybreak on the 16th. The road, in the first
+instance, wound through orchards and luxurious gardens, and then
+closed in to the edge of the river, through a difficult and formidable
+pass, where the rocks on each side, arising to a prodigious height,
+hung over each other in fearful grandeur, and in many places nearly
+met together over our heads.
+
+After following the course of the river for nearly two miles, the
+rocks on each side gradually expanded into another valley, lovely as
+the one we had left, and where we found the fifth division of our army
+lying encamped. They were still asleep; and the rising sun, and a
+beautiful morning, gave additional sublimity to the scene; for there
+was nothing but the tops of the white tents peeping above the fruit
+trees; and an occasional sentinel pacing his post, that gave any
+indication of what a nest of hornets the blast of a bugle could bring
+out of that apparently peaceful solitude.
+
+Our road now wound up the mountain to our right; and, almost satiated
+with the continued grandeur around us, we arrived, in the afternoon,
+at the town of Medina, and encamped a short distance beyond it.
+
+We were welcomed into every town or village through which we passed,
+by the peasant girls, who were in the habit of meeting us with
+garlands of flowers, and dancing before us in a peculiar style of
+their own; and it not unfrequently happened, that while they were so
+employed with one regiment, the preceding one was diligently engaged
+in pulling down some of their houses for firewood--a measure which we
+were sometimes obliged to have recourse to, where no other fuel could
+be had, and for which they were, ultimately, paid by the British
+Government; but it was a measure that was more likely to have set the
+poor souls dancing mad than for joy, had they foreseen the
+consequences of our visit.
+
+June 17th.--We had not seen any thing of the enemy since we left the
+neighbourhood of Burgos; but, after reaching our ground this evening,
+we were aware that some of their videttes were feeling for us.
+
+On the morning of the 18th, we were ordered to march to San Milan, a
+small town, about two leagues off; and where, on our arrival on the
+hill above it, we found a division of French infantry, as strong as
+ourselves, in the act of crossing our path. The surprise, I believe,
+was mutual, though I doubt whether the pleasure was equally so; for we
+were red hot for an opportunity of retaliating for the Salamanca
+retreat; and, as the old saying goes, "there is no opportunity like
+the present." Their leading brigade had nearly passed before we came
+up, but not a moment was lost after we did. Our battalion dispersing
+among the brushwood, went down the hill upon them; and, with a
+destructive fire, broke through their line of march, supported by the
+rest of the brigade. Those that had passed made no attempt at a stand,
+but continued their flight, keeping up as good a fire as their
+circumstances would permit; while we kept hanging on their flank and
+rear, through a good rifle country, which enabled us to make
+considerable havoc among them. Their general's aide-de-camp, amongst
+others, was mortally wounded; and a lady, on a white horse, who
+probably was his wife, remained beside him, until we came very near.
+She appeared to be in great distress; but, though we called to her to
+remain, and not to be alarmed, yet she galloped off as soon as a
+decided step became necessary. The object of her solicitude did not
+survive many minutes after we reached him. We followed the retreating
+foe until late in the afternoon. On this occasion, our brigade came in
+for all the blows, and the other for all the baggage, which was
+marching between the two French brigades; the latter of which, seeing
+the scrape into which the first had fallen, very prudently left it to
+its fate, and dispersed on the opposite mountains, where some of them
+fell into the hands of a Spanish force that was detached in pursuit;
+but, I believe, the greater part succeeded in joining their army the
+day after the battle of Vittoria.
+
+We heard a heavy cannonade all day to our left, occasioned, as we
+understood, by the fifth division falling in with another detachment
+of the enemy, which the unexpected and rapid movements of Lord
+Wellington was hastening to their general point of assembly.
+
+On the early part of the 19th, we were fagging up the face of a
+mountain, under a sultry hot sun, until we came to a place where a
+beautiful clear stream was dashing down the face of it, when the
+division was halted, to enable the men to refresh themselves. Every
+man carries a cup, and every man ran and swallowed a cup full of
+it--it was salt water from the springs of Salinas; and it was truly
+ludicrous to see their faces after taking such a voluntary dose. I
+observed an Irishman, who, not satisfied with the first trial, and
+believing that his cup had been infected by some salt breaking loose
+in his haversack, he washed it carefully and then drank a second one,
+when, finding no change, he exclaimed,--"by J----s, boys, we must be
+near the sea, for the water's getting salt!" We, soon after, passed
+through the village of Salinas, situated at the source of the stream,
+where there is a considerable salt manufactory. The inhabitants were
+so delighted to see us, that they placed buckets full of it at the
+doors of the different houses, and entreated our men to help
+themselves as they passed along. It rained hard in the afternoon, and
+it was late before we got to our ground. We heard a good deal of
+firing in the neighbourhood in the course of the day, but our division
+was not engaged.
+
+We retained the same bivouac all day on the 20th; it was behind a
+range of mountains within a short distance of the left of the enemy's
+position, as we afterwards discovered; and though we heard an
+occasional gun, from the other side of the mountain in the course of
+the day, fired at Lord Wellington's reconnoitring party, the peace of
+our valley remained undisturbed.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XIV.
+
+ Battle of Vittoria. Defeat of the Enemy. Confusion among their
+ Followers. Plunder. Colonel Cameron. Pursuit, and the Capture of
+ their Last Gun. Arrive near Pampeluna. At Villalba. An Irish
+ method of making a useless Bed useful.
+
+
+BATTLE OF VITTORIA,
+
+June 21st, 1813.
+
+Our division got under arms this morning before daylight, passed the
+base of the mountain by its left, through the camp of the fourth
+division, who were still asleep in their tents, to the banks of the
+river Zadora, at the village of Tres Puentes. The opposite side of the
+river was occupied by the enemy's advanced posts, and we saw their
+army on the hills beyond, while the spires of Vittoria were visible
+in the distance. We felt as if there was likely to be a battle; but as
+that was an event we were never sure of, until we found ourselves
+actually in it, we lay for some time just out of musket shot,
+uncertain what was likely to turn up, and waiting for orders. At
+length a sharp fire of musketry was heard to our right; and, on
+looking in that direction, we saw the head of Sir Rowland Hill's
+corps, together with some Spanish troops, attempting to force the
+mountain which marked the enemy's left. The three battalions of our
+regiment were, at the same moment, ordered forward to feel the enemy,
+who lined the opposite banks of the river, with whom we were quickly
+engaged in a warm skirmish. The affair with Sir Rowland Hill became
+gradually warmer, but ours had apparently no other object than to
+amuse those who were opposite to us, for the moment; so that, for
+about two hours longer, it seemed as if there would be nothing but an
+affair of outposts. About twelve o'clock, however, we were moved
+rapidly to our left, followed by the rest of the division, till we
+came to an abrupt turn of the river, where we found a bridge,
+unoccupied by the enemy, which we immediately crossed, and took
+possession of, what appeared to me to be, an old field-work, on the
+other side. We had not been many seconds there before we observed the
+bayonets of the third and seventh divisions glittering above the
+standing corn, and advancing upon another bridge, which stood about a
+quarter of a mile further to our left, and where, on their arrival,
+they were warmly opposed by the enemy's light troops, who lined the
+bank of the river, (which we ourselves were now on,) in great force,
+for the defence of the bridge. As soon as this was observed by our
+division, Colonel Barnard advanced with our battalion, and took them
+in flank with such a furious fire as quickly dislodged them, and
+thereby opened a passage for these two divisions free of expense,
+which must otherwise have cost them dearly. What with the rapidity of
+our movement, the colour of our dress, and our close contact with the
+enemy, before they would abandon their post, we had the misfortune to
+be identified with them for some time, by a battery of our own guns,
+who, not observing the movement, continued to serve it out
+indiscriminately, and all the while admiring their practice upon us;
+nor was it until the red coats of the third division joined us, that
+they discovered their mistake.
+
+The battle now commenced in earnest; and this was perhaps the most
+interesting moment of the whole day. Sir Thomas Graham's artillery,
+with the first and fifth divisions, began to be heard far to our left,
+beyond Vittoria. The bridge, which we had just cleared, stood so near
+to a part of the enemy's position, that the seventh division was
+instantly engaged in close action with them at that point.
+
+On the mountain to our extreme right the action continued to be
+general and obstinate, though we observed that the enemy were giving
+ground slowly to Sir Rowland Hill. The passage of the river by our
+division had turned the enemy's outpost, at the bridge, on our right,
+where we had been engaged in the morning, and they were now
+retreating, followed by the fourth division. The plain between them
+and Sir Rowland Hill was occupied by the British cavalry, who were now
+seen filing out of a wood, squadron after squadron, galloping into
+form as they gradually cleared it. The hills behind were covered with
+spectators, and the third and the light divisions, covered by our
+battalion, advanced rapidly, upon a formidable hill, in front of the
+enemy's centre, which they had neglected to occupy in sufficient
+force.
+
+In the course of our progress, our men kept picking off the French
+videttes, who were imprudent enough to hover too near us; and many a
+horse, bounding along the plain, dragging his late rider by the
+stirrup-irons, contributed in making it a scene of extraordinary and
+exhilarating interest.
+
+Old Picton rode at the head of the third division, dressed in a blue
+coat and a round hat, and swore as roundly all the way as if he had
+been wearing two cocked ones. Our battalion soon cleared the hill in
+question of the enemy's light troops; but we were pulled up on the
+opposite side of it by one of their lines, which occupied a wall at
+the entrance of a village immediately under us. During the few minutes
+that we stopped there, while a brigade of the third division was
+deploying into line, two of our companies lost two officers and thirty
+men, chiefly from the fire of artillery bearing on the spot from the
+French position. One of their shells burst immediately under my nose,
+part of it struck my boot and stirrup-iron, and the rest of it kicked
+up such a dust about me that my charger refused to obey orders; and,
+while I was spurring and he capering, I heard a voice behind me, which
+I knew to be Lord Wellington's, calling out, in a tone of reproof,
+"look to keeping your men together, sir;" and though, God knows, I had
+not the remotest idea that he was within a mile of me at the time,
+yet, so sensible was I that circumstances warranted his supposing that
+I was a young officer, cutting a caper, by way of bravado, before him,
+that worlds would not have tempted me to look round at the moment.
+The French fled from the wall as soon as they received a volley from a
+part of the third division, and we instantly dashed down the hill, and
+charged them through the village, capturing three of their guns; the
+first, I believe, that were taken that day. They received a
+reinforcement, and drove us back before our supports could come to our
+assistance; but, in the scramble of the moment, our men were knowing
+enough to cut the traces, and carry off the horses, so that, when we
+retook the village, immediately after, the guns still remained in our
+possession. The battle now became general along the whole line, and
+the cannonade was tremendous. At one period, we held one side of a
+wall, near the village, while the French were on the other, so that
+any person who chose to put his head over from either side was sure of
+getting a sword or a bayonet up his nostrils. This situation was, of
+course, too good to be of long endurance. The victory, I believe, was
+never for a moment doubtful. The enemy were so completely
+out-generalled, and the superiority of our troops was such, that to
+carry their positions required little more than the time necessary to
+march to them. After forcing their centre, the fourth division and our
+own got on the flank and rather in rear of the enemy's left wing, who
+were retreating before Sir Rowland Hill, and who, to effect their
+escape, were now obliged to fly in one confused mass. Had a single
+regiment of our dragoons been at hand, or even a squadron, to have
+forced them into shape for a few minutes, we must have taken from ten
+to twenty thousand prisoners. After marching along side of them for
+nearly two miles, and as a disorderly body will always move faster
+than an orderly one, we had the mortification to see them gradually
+heading us, until they finally made their escape. I have no doubt but
+that our mounted gentlemen were doing their duty as they ought in
+another part of the field; yet, it was impossible to deny ourselves
+the satisfaction of cursing them all, because a portion had not been
+there at such a critical moment. Our elevated situation, at this
+time, afforded a good view of the field of battle to our left, and I
+could not help being struck with an unusual appearance of unsteadiness
+and want of confidence among the French troops. I saw a dense mass of
+many thousands occupying a good defensible post, who gave way in the
+greatest confusion, before a single line of the third division, almost
+without feeling them. If there was nothing in any other part of the
+position to justify the movement, and I do not think there was, they
+ought to have been flogged, every man, from the general downwards.
+
+The ground was particularly favourable to the retreating foe, as every
+half-mile afforded a fresh and formidable position, so that, from the
+commencement of the action to the city of Vittoria, a distance of six
+or eight miles, we were involved in one continued hard skirmish. On
+passing Vittoria, however, the scene became quite new and infinitely
+more amusing, as the French had made no provision for a retreat; and,
+Sir Thomas Graham having seized upon the great road to France, the
+only one left open was that leading by Pampeluna; and it was not open
+long, for their fugitive army, and their myriads of followers, with
+baggage, guns, carriages, &c. being all precipitated upon it at the
+same moment, it got choked up about a mile beyond the town, in the
+most glorious state of confusion; and the drivers, finding that one
+pair of legs was worth two pair of wheels, abandoned it all to the
+victors.
+
+Many of their followers who had light carriages, endeavoured to make
+their escape through the fields; but it only served to prolong their
+misery.
+
+I shall never forget the first that we overtook: it was in the midst
+of a stubble-field, for some time between us and the French
+skirmishers, the driver doing all he could to urge the horses along;
+but our balls began to whistle so plentifully about his ears, that he
+at last dismounted in despair, and, getting on his knees, under the
+carriage, began praying. His place on the box was quickly occupied by
+as many of our fellows as could stick on it, while others were
+scrambling in at the doors on each side, and not a few on the roof,
+handling the baskets there so roughly, as to occasion loud complaints
+from the fowls within. I rode up to the carriage, to see that the
+people inside were not improperly treated; but the only one there was
+an old gouty gentleman, who, from the nature of his cargo, must either
+have robbed his own house, or that of a very good fellow, for the
+carriage was literally laden with wines and provisions. Never did
+victors make a more legal or useful capture; for it was now six in the
+evening, and it had evidently been the old gentleman's fault if he had
+not already dined, whereas it was our misfortune, rather than our
+fault, that we had not tasted anything since three o'clock in the
+morning, so that when one of our men knocked the neck off a bottle,
+and handed it to me, to take a drink, I nodded to the old fellow's
+health, and drank it off without the smallest scruple of conscience.
+It was excellent claret, and if he still lives to tell the story, I
+fear he will not give us the credit of having belonged to such a
+_civil_ department as his appeared.
+
+We did not cease the pursuit until dark, and then halted in a field of
+wheat, about two miles beyond Vittoria. The victory was complete. They
+carried off only one howitzer out of their numerous artillery, which,
+with baggage, stores, provisions, money, and every thing that
+constitutes the _materiel_ of an army, fell into our hands.
+
+It is much to be lamented, on those occasions, that the people who
+contribute most to the victory should profit the least by it; not that
+I am an advocate for plunder--on the contrary, I would much rather
+that all our fighting was for pure _love_; but, as every thing of
+value falls into the hands of the followers, and scoundrels who skulk
+from the ranks for the double purpose of plundering and saving their
+dastardly carcasses, what I regret is, that the man who deserts his
+post should thereby have an opportunity of enriching himself with
+impunity, while the true man gets nothing; but the evil I believe is
+irremediable. Sir James Kempt, who commanded our brigade, in passing
+one of the captured waggons in the evening, saw a soldier loading
+himself with money, and was about to have him conveyed to the camp as
+a prisoner, when the fellow begged hard to be released, and to be
+allowed to retain what he had got, telling the general that all the
+boxes in the waggon were filled with gold. Sir James, with his usual
+liberality, immediately adopted the idea of securing it, as a reward
+to his brigade, for their gallantry; and, getting a fatigue party, he
+caused the boxes to be removed to his tent, and ordered an officer and
+some men from each regiment to parade there next morning, to receive
+their proportions of it; but, when they opened the boxes, they found
+them filled with _hammers, nails, and horse-shoes_!
+
+Among the evil chances of that glorious day, I had to regret the
+temporary loss of Colonel Cameron,--a bad wound in the thigh having
+obliged him to go to England. Of him I can truly say, that, as a
+_friend_, his heart was in the right place, and, as a _soldier_, his
+right place was at the head of a regiment in the face of an enemy. I
+never saw an officer feel more at home in such a situation, nor do I
+know any one who could fill it better.
+
+A singular accident threw me in the way of a dying French officer, who
+gave me a group of family portraits to transmit to his friends; but,
+as it was not until the following year that I had an opportunity of
+making the necessary inquiries after them, they had then left their
+residence, and were nowhere to be heard of.
+
+As not only the body, but the mind, had been in constant occupation
+since three o'clock in the morning, circumstances no sooner permitted
+(about ten at night) than I threw myself on the ground, and fell into
+a profound sleep, from which I did not awake until broad daylight,
+when I found a French soldier squatted near me, intensely watching for
+the opening of my _shutters_. He had contrived to conceal himself
+there during the night; and, when he saw that I was awake, he
+immediately jumped on his legs, and very obsequiously presented me
+with a map of France, telling me that as there was now a probability
+of our visiting his native country, he could make himself very useful,
+and would be glad if I would accept of his services. I thought it
+unfair, however, to deprive him of the present opportunity of seeing a
+little more of the world himself, and, therefore, sent him to join the
+rest of the prisoners, which would insure him a trip to England, free
+of expense.
+
+About midday, on the 22d, our three battalions, with some cavalry and
+artillery, were ordered in pursuit of the enemy.
+
+I do not know how it is, but I have always had a mortal objection to
+be killed the day after a victory. In the actions preceding a battle,
+or in the battle itself, it never gave me much uneasiness, as being
+all in the way of business; but, after surviving the great day, I
+always felt as if I had a right to live to tell the story; and I,
+therefore, did not find the ensuing three days' fighting half so
+pleasant as they otherwise would have been.
+
+Darkness overtook us this night without our overtaking the enemy; and
+we halted in a grove of pines, exposed to a very heavy rain. In
+imprudently shifting my things from one tree to another, after dark,
+some rascal contrived to steal the velisse containing my dressing
+things, than which I do not know a greater loss, when there is no
+possibility of replacing any part of them.
+
+We overtook their rear-guard early on the following day, and, hanging
+on their line of march until dark, we did them all the mischief that
+we could. They burnt every village through which they passed, under
+the pretence of impeding our movements; but, as it did not make the
+slightest difference in that respect, we could only view it as a
+wanton piece of cruelty.
+
+On the 24th, we were again engaged in pressing their rear the greater
+part of the day; and, ultimately, in giving them the last kick, under
+the walls of Pampeluna, where we had the glory of capturing their
+last gun, which literally sent them into France without a single piece
+of ordnance.
+
+Our battalion occupied, that night, a large, well-furnished, but
+uninhabited chateau, a short distance from Pampeluna.
+
+We got under arms early on the morning of the 25th; and, passing by a
+mountain-path, to the left of Pampeluna, within range of the guns,
+though they did not fire at us, circled the town, until we reached the
+village of Villalba, where we halted for the night. Since I joined
+that army, I had never, up to that period, been master of any thing in
+the shape of a bed; and, though I did not despise a bundle of straw,
+when it could conveniently be had, yet my boat-cloak and blanket were
+more generally to be seen, spread out for my reception on the bare
+earth. But, in proceeding to turn into them, as usual, this evening, I
+was not a little astonished to find, in their stead, a comfortable
+mattress, with a suitable supply of linen, blankets, and pillows; in
+short, the very identical bedding on which I had slept, the night
+before, in the chateau, three leagues off, and which my rascal of an
+Irishman had bundled altogether on the back of my mule, without giving
+me the slightest hint of his intentions. On my taking him to task
+about it, and telling him that he would certainly be hanged, all that
+he said in reply was, "by J--s, they had more than a hundred beds in
+that house, and not a single soul to sleep in them." I was very much
+annoyed, at the time, that there was no possibility of returning them
+to their rightful owner, as, independent of its being nothing short of
+a regular robbery, I really looked upon them as a very unnecessary
+encumbrance; but being forced, in some measure, to indulge in their
+comforts, I was not long in changing my mind; and was, ultimately, not
+very sorry that the possibility of restoration never did occur.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XV.
+
+ March to intercept Clausel. Tafalla. Olite. The dark End of a
+ Night March to Casada. Clausel's Escape. Sanguessa. My Tent
+ struck. Return to Villalba. Weighty Considerations on Females.
+ St. Esteban. A Severe Dance. Position at Bera. Soult's Advance,
+ and Battle of the Pyrenees. His Defeat and subsequent Actions. A
+ Morning's Ride.
+
+
+June 26th, 1813.--Our division fell in this morning, at daylight, and,
+marching out of Villalba, circled round the southern side of
+Pampeluna, until we reached the great road leading to Tafalla, where
+we found ourselves united with the third and fourth divisions, and a
+large body of cavalry; the whole under the immediate command of Lord
+Wellington, proceeded southward, with a view to intercept General
+Clausel, who, with a strong division of the French army, had been at
+Logrona, on the day of the battle of Vittoria, and was now
+endeavouring to pass into the Pyrenees by our right. We marched until
+sun set, and halted for the night in a wood.
+
+On the morning of the 27th we were again in motion, and passing
+through a country abounding in fruits, and all manner of delightful
+prospects; and through the handsome town of Tafalla, where we were
+enthusiastically cheered by the beauteous occupants of the numerous
+balconies overhanging the streets. We halted, for the night, in an
+olive-grove, a short distance from Olite.
+
+At daylight next morning we passed through the town of Olite, and
+continued our route until we began to enter among the mountains, about
+midday, when we halted two hours, to enable the men to cook, and again
+resumed our march. Darkness overtook us, while struggling through a
+narrow rugged road, which wound its way along the bank of the Arragon;
+and we did not reach our destination, at Casada, until near midnight,
+where, amid torrents of rain, and in the darkness of the night, we
+could find nothing but ploughed fields on which to repose our weary
+limbs, nor could we find a particle of fuel to illuminate the
+cheerless scene.
+
+ Breathed there a man of soul so dead,
+ Who would not to himself have said,
+ This is--a confounded comfortless dwelling.
+
+Dear Sir Walter,--pray excuse the _Casadians_, from your curse
+entailed on home haters, for if any one of them ever succeeds in
+getting beyond the mountain, by the road which I traversed, he ought
+to be anathematized if ever he seek his home again.
+
+We passed the whole of the next day in the same place. It was
+discovered that Clausel had been walking blindly into the _lion's
+den_, when the _alcalde_ of a neighbouring village had warned him of
+his danger, and he was thereby enabled to avoid us, by turning off
+towards Zaragossa. We heard that Lord Wellington had caused the
+informer to be hanged. I hope he did, but I don't believe it.
+
+On the 30th we began to retrace our steps to Pampeluna, in the course
+of which we halted two nights at Sanguessa, a populous mountain town,
+full of old rattle-trap houses, a good many of which we pulled down
+for firewood, by way of making room for improvements.
+
+I was taking advantage of this extra day's halt to communicate to my
+friends the important events of the past fortnight, when I found
+myself all at once wrapped into a bundle, with my tent-pole, and sent
+rolling upon the earth, mixed up with my portable table and writing
+utensils, while the devil himself seemed to be dancing a hornpipe over
+my body! Although this is a sort of thing that one will sometimes
+submit to, when it comes by way of illusion, at its proper time and
+place, such as a midnight visit from a night-mare; yet, as I seemed
+now to be visited by a horse as well as a mare, and that, too, in the
+middle of the day, and in the midst of a crowded camp, it was rather
+too much of a joke, and I therefore sung out most lustily. I was not
+long in getting extricated, and found that the whole scene had been
+arranged by two rascally donkies, who, in a frolicsome humour, had
+been chasing each other about the neighbourhood, until they finally
+tumbled into my tent, with a force which drew every peg, and rolled
+the whole of it over on the top of me! It might have been good sport
+to them, but it was none to me!
+
+On the 3d of July, we resumed our quarters in Villalba, where we
+halted during the whole of the next day; and were well supplied with
+fish, fresh-butter, and eggs, brought by the peasantry of Biscay, who
+are the most _manly_ set of _women_ that I ever saw. They are very
+square across the shoulders; and, what between the quantity of fish,
+and the quantity of yellow petticoats, they carry a load which an
+ordinary mule might boast of.
+
+A division of Spaniards having relieved us in the blockade of
+Pampeluna, our division, on the 5th of July, advanced into the
+Pyrenees.
+
+On the 7th, we took up our quarters in the little town of St. Esteban,
+situated in a lovely valley, watered by the Bidassoa. The different
+valleys in the Pyrenees are very rich and fertile. The towns are clean
+and regular, and the natives very handsome. They are particularly
+smart about the limbs, and in no other part of the world have I seen
+any thing, natural or artificial, to rival the complexions of the
+ladies, _i.e._ to the admirers of pure red and white.
+
+We were allowed to remain several days in this enchanting spot, and
+enjoyed ourselves exceedingly. They had an extraordinary style of
+dancing, peculiar to themselves. At a particular part of the tune,
+they all began thumping the floor with their feet, as hard and as fast
+as they were able, not in the shape of a figure or flourish of any
+kind, but even down pounding. I could not, myself, see any thing
+either graceful or difficult in the operation; but they seemed to
+think that there was only one lady amongst them who could do it in
+perfection; she was the wife of a French Colonel, and had been left in
+the care of her friends, (and his enemies): she certainly could pound
+the ground both harder and faster than any one there, eliciting the
+greatest applause after every performance; and yet I do not think that
+she could have caught a _French_ husband by her superiority in that
+particular step.
+
+After our few days halt, we advanced along the banks of the Bidassoa,
+through a succession of beautiful little fertile valleys, thickly
+studded with clean respectable looking farm-houses and little
+villages, and bounded by stupendous, picturesque, and well wooded
+mountains, until we came to the hill next to the village of Bera,
+which we found occupied by a small force of the enemy, who, after
+receiving a few shots from our people, retired through the village
+into their position behind it. Our line of demarcation was then
+clearly seen. The mountain which the French army occupied was the last
+ridge of the Pyrenees; and their sentries stood on the face of it,
+within pistol shot of the village of Bera, which now became the
+advanced post of our division. The Bidassoa takes a sudden turn to the
+left at Bera, and formed a natural boundary between the two armies
+from thence to the sea; but all to our right was open, and merely
+marked a continuation of the valley of Bera, which was a sort of
+neutral ground, in which the French foragers and our own frequently
+met and helped themselves, in the greatest good humour, while any
+forage remained, without exchanging either words or blows. The left
+wing of the army, under Sir Thomas Graham, now commenced the siege of
+St. Sebastian; and as Lord Wellington had, at the same time, to cover
+both that and the blockade of Pampeluna, our army occupied an extended
+position of many miles.
+
+Marshal Soult having succeeded to the command of the French army, and
+finding, towards the end of July, that St. Sebastian was about to be
+stormed, and that the garrison of Pampeluna were beginning to get on
+short allowance, he determined on making a bold push for the relief
+of both places; and, assembling the whole of his army, he forced the
+pass of Maya, and advanced rapidly upon Pampeluna. Lord Wellington was
+never to be caught napping. His army occupied too extended a position
+to offer effectual resistance at any of their advanced posts; but, by
+the time that Marshal Soult had worked his way up to the last ridge of
+the Pyrenees, and within sight of "the haven of his wishes," he found
+his lordship waiting for him, with four divisions of the army, who
+treated him to one of the most signal and sanguinary defeats that he
+ever experienced.
+
+Our division, during the important movements on our right, was
+employed in keeping up the communication between the troops under the
+immediate command of Lord Wellington and those under Sir Thomas
+Graham, at St. Sebastian. We retired, the first day, to the mountains
+behind Le Secca; and, just as we were about to lie down for the night,
+we were again ordered under arms, and continued our retreat in utter
+darkness, through a mountain path, where, in many places, a false step
+might have rolled a fellow as far as the other world. The consequence
+was, that, although we were kept on our legs during the whole of the
+night, we found, when daylight broke, that the tail of the column had
+not got a quarter of a mile from their starting-post.
+
+On a good broad road it is all very well; but, on a narrow bad road, a
+night march is like a night-mare, harassing a man to no purpose.
+
+On the 26th, we occupied a ridge of mountain near enough to hear the
+battle, though not in a situation to see it; and remained the whole of
+the day in the greatest torture, for want of news. About midnight we
+heard the joyful tidings of the enemy's defeat, with the loss of four
+thousand prisoners. Our division proceeded in pursuit, at daylight, on
+the following morning.
+
+We moved rapidly by the same road on which we had retired, and, after
+a forced march, found ourselves, when near sunset, on the flank of
+their retiring column, on the Bidassoa, near the bridge of Janca, and
+immediately proceeded to business.
+
+The sight of a Frenchman always acted like a cordial on the spirits of
+a rifleman; and the fatigues of the day were forgotten, as our three
+battalions extended among the brushwood, and went down to "knock the
+dust out of their hairy knapsacks,"[2] as our men were in the habit of
+expressing themselves; but, in place of knocking the dust out of them,
+I believe that most of their knapsacks were knocked in the dust; for
+the greater part of those who were not _floored_ along with their
+knapsacks, shook them off, by way of enabling the owner to make a
+smarter scramble across that portion of the road on which our leaden
+shower was pouring; and, foes as they were, it was impossible not to
+feel a degree of pity for their situation: pressed by an enemy in the
+rear, an inaccessible mountain on their right, and a river on their
+left, lined by an invisible foe, from whom there was no escape, but
+the desperate one of running the gauntlet. However, "as every ---- has
+his day," and this was ours, we must stand excused for making the most
+of it. Each company, as they passed, gave us a volley; but as they had
+nothing to guide their aim, except the smoke from our rifles, we had
+very few men hit.
+
+ [Footnote 2: The French knapsack is made of unshorn
+ goat-skin.]
+
+Amongst other papers found on the road that night, one of our officers
+discovered the letter-book of the French military secretary, with his
+correspondence included to the day before. It was immediately sent to
+Lord Wellington.
+
+We advanced, next morning, and occupied our former post, at Bera. The
+enemy still continued to hold the mountain of Echelar, which, as it
+rose out of the right end of our ridge, was, properly speaking, a part
+of our property; and we concluded, that a sense of justice would have
+induced them to leave it of their own accord in the course of the day;
+but when, towards the afternoon, they shewed no symptoms of quitting,
+our division, leaving their kettles on the fire, proceeded to eject
+them. As we approached the mountain, the peak of it caught a passing
+cloud, that gradually descended in a thick fog, and excluded them from
+our view. Our three battalions, however, having been let loose, under
+Colonel Barnard, we soon made ourselves "Children of the Mist;" and,
+guided to our opponents by the whistling of their balls, made them
+descend from their "high estate;" and, handing them across the valley
+into their own position, we then retired to ours, where we found our
+tables ready spread, and a comfortable dinner waiting for us.
+
+This was one of the most gentleman-like day's fighting that I ever
+experienced, although we had to lament the vacant seats of one or two
+of our messmates.
+
+August 22d.--I narrowly escaped being taken prisoner this morning,
+very foolishly. A division of Spaniards occupied the ground to our
+left, beyond the Bidassoa; and, having mounted my horse to take a look
+at their post, I passed through a small village, and then got on a
+rugged path winding along the edge of the river, where I expected to
+find their outposts. The river, at that place, was not above
+knee-deep, and about ten or twelve yards across; and though I saw a
+number of soldiers gathering chestnuts from a row of trees which lined
+the opposite bank, I concluded that they were Spaniards, and kept
+moving onwards; but, observing, at last, that I was an object of
+greater curiosity than I ought to be, to people who had been in the
+daily habit of seeing the uniform, it induced me to take a more
+particular look at my neighbours; when, to my consternation, I saw the
+French eagle ornamenting the front of every cap. I instantly wheeled
+my horse to the right about; and seeing that I had a full quarter of a
+mile to traverse at a walk, before I could get clear of them, I began
+to whistle, with as much unconcern as I could muster, while my eye was
+searching, like lightning, for the means of escape, in the event of
+their trying to cut me off. I had soon the satisfaction of observing
+that none of them had firelocks, which reduced my capture to the
+chances of a race; for, though the hill on my right was inaccessible
+to a horseman, it was not so to a dismounted Scotchman; and I,
+therefore, determined, in case of necessity, to abandon my horse, and
+shew them what I could do on my own bottom at a pinch. Fortunately,
+they did not attempt it; and I could scarcely credit my good luck,
+when I found myself once more in my own tent.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XVI.
+
+ An Anniversary Dinner. Affair with the Enemy, and Fall of St.
+ Sebastian. A Building Speculation. A Fighting one, storming the
+ Heights of Bera. A Picture of France from the Pyrenees. Returns
+ after an Action. Sold by my Pay-Serjeant. A Recruit born at his
+ Post. Between Two Fires, a Sea and a Land one. Position of La
+ Rhune. My Picture taken in a Storm. Refreshing Invention for
+ wintry Weather.
+
+
+The 25th of August, being our regimental anniversary, was observed by
+the officers of our three battalions with all due conviviality. Two
+trenches, calculated to accommodate seventy gentlemen's legs, were dug
+in the green sward; the earth between them stood for a table, and
+behind was our seat, and though the table could not boast of _all_
+the delicacies of a civic entertainment, yet
+
+ "The worms they crept in, and the worms they crept out,"
+
+As the earth almost quaked with the weight of the feast, and the enemy
+certainly did, from the noise of it. For so many fellows holding such
+precarious tenures of their lives could not meet together in
+commemoration of such an event, without indulging in an occasional
+cheer--not a whispering cheer, but one that echoed far and wide into
+the French lines, and as it was a sound that had often pierced them
+before, and never yet boded them any good, we heard afterwards that
+they were kept standing at their arms the greater part of the night in
+consequence.
+
+At the time of Soult's last irruption into the Pyrenees, Sir Thomas
+Graham had made an unsuccessful attempt to carry St. Sebastian by
+storm, and having, ever since, been prosecuting the siege with
+unremitting vigour, the works were now reduced to such a state as to
+justify a second attempt, and our division sent forth their three
+hundred volunteers to join the storming party.[3] The morning on which
+we expected the assault to take place, we had turned out before
+daylight, as usual, and as a thick fog hung on the French position,
+which prevented our seeing them, we turned in again at the usual time,
+but had scarcely done so, when the mist rode off on a passing breeze,
+showing us the opposite hills bristling with their bayonets, and their
+columns descending rapidly towards us. The bugles instantly sounded to
+arms, and we formed on our alarm posts. We thought at first that the
+attack was intended for us, but they presently began to pass the
+river, a little below the village of Bera, and to advance against the
+Spaniards on our left. They were covered by some mountain guns, from
+which their first shell fell short, and made such a breach in their
+own leading column, that we could not resist giving three cheers to
+their marksman. Leaving a strong covering party to keep our division
+in check at the bridge of Bera, their main body followed the
+Spaniards, who, offering little opposition, continued retiring towards
+St. Sebastian.
+
+ [Footnote 3: Lieutenants Percival and Hamilton commanded
+ those from our battalion, and were both desperately wounded.]
+
+We remained quiet the early part of the day, under a harmless fire
+from their mountain guns; but, towards the afternoon, our battalion,
+with part of the forty-third, and supported by a brigade of Spaniards,
+were ordered to pass by the bridge of Le Secca, and to move in a
+parallel direction with the French, along the same ridge of hills.
+
+The different flanking-posts of the enemy permitted the forty-third
+and us to pass them quietly, thinking, I suppose, that it was their
+interest to keep the peace; but not so with the Spaniards, whom they
+kept in a regular fever, under a smart fire, the whole way. We took up
+a position at dark, on a pinnacle of the same mountain, within three
+or four hundred yards of them. There had been a heavy firing all day
+to our left, and we heard, in the course of the night, of the fall of
+St. Sebastian, as well as of the defeat of the force which we had seen
+following the Spaniards in that direction.
+
+As we always took the liberty of abusing our friends, the
+commissaries, whether with or without reason, whenever we happened to
+be on short allowance, it is but fair to say that when our supporting
+Spanish brigadier came to compare notes with us here, we found that we
+had three days' rations in the haversack against his none. He very
+politely proposed to relieve us from half of ours, and to give a
+receipt for it, but we told him that the trouble in carrying it was a
+pleasure!
+
+At daylight next morning we found that the enemy had altogether
+disappeared from our front. The heavy rains during the past night had
+rendered the Bidassoa no longer fordable, and the bridge of Bera being
+the only retreat left open, it was fortunate for them that they took
+advantage of it before we had time to occupy the post with a
+sufficient force to defend the passage, otherwise they would have been
+compelled, in all probability, to have laid down their arms.
+
+As it was, they suffered very severely from two companies of our
+second battalion, who were on piquet there. The two captains
+commanding them were, however, killed in the affair.
+
+We returned in the course of the day and resumed our post at Bera, the
+enemy continuing to hold theirs beyond it.
+
+The ensuing month passed by, without producing the slightest novelty,
+and we began to get heartily tired of our situation. Our souls, in
+fact, were strung for war, and peace afforded no enjoyment, unless the
+place did, and there was none to be found in a valley of the Pyrenees,
+which the ravages of contending armies had reduced to a desert. The
+labours of the French on the opposite mountain had, in the first
+instance, been confined to fortification; but, as the season advanced,
+they seemed to think that the branch of a tree, or a sheet of
+canvass, was too slender a barrier between them and a frosty night,
+and their fortified camp was gradually becoming a fortified town, of
+regular brick and mortar. Though we were living under the influence of
+the same sky, we did not think it necessary to give ourselves the same
+trouble, but reasoned on their proceedings like philosophers, and
+calculated, from the aspect of the times, that there was a probability
+of a speedy transfer of property, and that it might still be reserved
+for us to give their town a name; nor were we disappointed. Late on
+the night of the 7th of October, Colonel Barnard arrived from
+head-quarters, with the intelligence that the next was to be the day
+of trial. Accordingly, on the morning of the 8th, the fourth division
+came up to support us, and we immediately marched down to the foot of
+the enemy's position, shook off our knapsacks before their faces, and
+went at them.
+
+The action commenced by five companies of our third battalion
+advancing, under Colonel Ross, to dislodge the enemy from a hill which
+they occupied in front of their entrenchments; and there never was a
+movement more beautifully executed, for they walked quietly and
+steadily up, and swept them regularly off without firing a single shot
+until the enemy had turned their backs, when they then served them out
+with a most destructive discharge. The movement excited the admiration
+of all who witnessed it, and added another laurel to the already
+crowded wreath which adorned the name of that distinguished officer.
+
+At the first look of the enemy's position, it appeared as if our
+brigade had got the most difficult task to perform; but, as the
+capture of this hill showed us a way round the flank of their
+entrenchments, we carried one after the other, until we finally gained
+the summit, with very little loss. Our second brigade, however, were
+obliged to take "the bull by the horns," on their side, and suffered
+more severely; but they rushed at every thing with a determination
+that defied resistance, carrying redoubt after redoubt at the point of
+the bayonet, until they finally joined us on the summit of the
+mountain, with three hundred prisoners in their possession.
+
+We now found ourselves firmly established within the French territory,
+with a prospect before us that was truly refreshing, considering that
+we had not seen the sea for three years, and that our views, for
+months, had been confined to fogs and the peaks of mountains. On our
+left, the Bay of Biscay lay extended as far as the horizon, while
+several of our ships of war were seen sporting upon her bosom. Beneath
+us lay the pretty little town of St. Jean de Luz, which looked as if
+it had just been framed out of the Lilliputian scenery of a toy-shop.
+The town of Bayonne, too, was visible in the distance; and the view to
+the right embraced a beautiful well-wooded country, thickly studded
+with towns and villages, as far as the eye could reach.
+
+Sir Thomas Graham, with the left wing of the army, had, the same
+morning, passed the Bidassoa, and established them, also, within the
+French boundary. A brigade of Spaniards, on our right, had made a
+simultaneous attack on La Rhune, the highest mountain on this part of
+the Pyrenees, and which, since our last advance, was properly now a
+part of our position. The enemy, however, refused to quit it; and the
+firing between them did not cease until long after dark.
+
+The affair in which we were engaged terminated, properly speaking,
+when we had expelled the enemy from the mountain; but some of our
+straggling skirmishers continued to follow the retiring foe into the
+valley beyond, with a view, no doubt, of seeing what a French house
+contained.
+
+Lord Wellington, preparatory to this movement, had issued an order
+requiring that private property, of every kind, should be strictly
+respected; but we had been so long at war with France, that our men
+had been accustomed to look upon them as their natural enemies, and
+could not, at first, divest themselves of the idea that they had not a
+right to partake of the good things abounding about the cottage-doors.
+Our commandant, however, was determined to see the order rigidly
+enforced, and it was, therefore, highly amusing to watch the return of
+the depredators. The first who made his appearance was a bugler,
+carrying a goose, which, after he had been well beaten about the head
+with it, was transferred to the provost-marshal. The next was a
+soldier, with a calf; the soldier was immediately sent to the
+quarter-guard, and the calf to the provost-marshal. He was followed by
+another soldier, mounted on a horse, who were, also, both consigned to
+the same keeping; but, on the soldier stating that he had only got the
+horse in charge from a volunteer, who was at that time attached to the
+regiment, he was set at liberty. Presently the volunteer himself came
+up, and, not observing the colonel lying on the grass, called out
+among the soldiers, "Who is the ---- rascal that sent my horse to the
+provost-marshal?" "It was I!" said the colonel, to the utter confusion
+of the querist. Our chief was a good deal nettled at these
+irregularities; and, some time after, on going to his tent, which was
+pitched between the roofless walls of a house, conceive his
+astonishment at finding the calf and the goose hanging in his own
+larder! He looked serious for a moment, but, on receiving an
+explanation, and after the row he had made about them, the thing was
+too ridiculous, and he burst out laughing. It is due to all concerned
+to state that they had, at last, been honestly come by, for I, as one
+of his messmates, had purchased the goose from the proper quarter, and
+another had done the same by the calf.
+
+Not anticipating this day's fight, I had given my pay-serjeant
+twenty-five guineas, the day before, to distribute among the company;
+and I did not discover, until too late, that he had neglected to do
+it, as he disappeared in the course of the action, and was never
+afterwards heard of. If he was killed, or taken prisoner, he must have
+been a prize to somebody, though he left me a blank.
+
+Among other incidents of the day, one of our men had a son and heir
+presented to him by his Portuguese wife, soon after the action. She
+had been taken in labour while ascending the mountain; but it did not
+seem to interfere with her proceedings in the least, for she, and her
+child, and her donkey, came all three screeching into the camp,
+immediately after, telling the news, as if it had been something very
+extraordinary, and none of them a bit the worse.
+
+On the morning of the 9th, we turned out, as usual, an hour before
+daylight. The sound of musketry, to our right, in our own hemisphere,
+announced that the French and Spaniards had resumed their unfinished
+argument of last night, relative to the occupation of La Rhune; while,
+at the same time, "from our throne of clouds," we had an opportunity
+of contemplating, with some astonishment, the proceedings of the
+nether world. A French ship of war, considering St. Jean de Luz no
+longer a free port, had endeavoured, under cover of the night, to
+steal alongshore to Bayonne; and, when daylight broke, they had an
+opportunity of seeing that they were not only within sight of their
+port, but within sight of a British gun-brig, and, if they entertained
+any doubts as to which of the two was nearest, their minds were
+quickly relieved, on that point, by finding that they were not within
+reach of their port, and strictly within reach of the _guns_ of the
+brig, while two British frigates were bearing down with a press of
+canvass. The Frenchman returned a few broadsides; he was double the
+size of the one opposed to him, but, conceiving his case to be
+hopeless, he at length set fire to the ship, and took to his boats. We
+watched the progress of the flames until she finally blew up, and
+disappeared in a column of smoke. The boats of our gun-brig were
+afterwards seen employed in picking up the odds and ends.
+
+Our friends, the Spaniards, I have no doubt, would have been very glad
+to have got rid of their opponents in the same kind of way, either by
+their going without the mountain, or by their taking it with them. But
+the mountain stood, and the French stood, until we began to wish the
+mountain, the French, and the Spaniards at the devil; for, although we
+knew that the affair between them was a matter of no consequence
+whichever way it went, yet it was impossible for us to feel quite at
+ease, while a fight was going on so near; it was, therefore, a great
+relief when, in the afternoon, a few companies of our second brigade
+were sent to their assistance, as the French then retired without
+firing another shot. Between the French and us there was no humbug, it
+was either peace or war. The war, on both sides, was conducted on the
+grand scale, and, by a tacit sort of understanding, we never teased
+each other unnecessarily.
+
+The French, after leaving La Rhune, established their advanced post on
+Petite La Rhune, a mountain that stood as high as most of its
+neighbours; but, as its name betokens, it was but a child to its
+gigantic namesake, of which it seemed as if it had, at a former
+period, formed a part; but, having been shaken off, like a useless
+_galloche_, it now stood gaping, open-mouthed, at the place it had
+left, (and which had now become our advanced post,) while the enemy
+proceeded to furnish its jaws with a set of teeth, or, in other words,
+to face it with breast-works, &c. a measure which they invariably had
+recourse to in every new position.
+
+Encamped on the face of La Rhune, we remained a whole month idle
+spectators of their preparations, and dearly longing for the day that
+should afford us an opportunity of penetrating into the more
+hospitable-looking low country beyond them; for the weather had become
+excessively cold, and our camp stood exposed to the utmost fury of the
+almost nightly tempest. Oft have I, in the middle of the night, awoke
+from a sound sleep, and found my tent on the point of disappearing in
+the air, like a balloon; and, leaving my warm blankets, been obliged
+to snatch the mallet, and rush out in the midst of a hailstorm, to peg
+it down. I think that I now see myself looking like one of those gay
+creatures of the elements who dwelt (as Shakspeare has it) among the
+rainbows!
+
+By way of contributing to the warmth of my tent, I dug a hole inside,
+which I arranged as a fire-place, carrying the smoke underneath the
+walls, and building a turf-chimney outside. I was not long in proving
+the experiment, and, finding that it went exceedingly well, I was not
+a little vain of the invention. However, it came on to rain very hard
+while I was dining at a neighbouring tent, and, on my return to my
+own, I found the fire not only extinguished, but a fountain playing
+from the same place, up to the roof, watering my bed and baggage, and
+all sides of it, most refreshingly. This showed me, at the expense of
+my night's repose, that the rain oozed through the thin spongy surface
+of earth, and, in particular places, rushed down in torrents between
+the earth and the rock which it covered; and any incision in the
+former was sure to produce a fountain.
+
+It is very singular that, notwithstanding our exposure to all the
+severities of the worst of weather, that we had not a single sick man
+in the battalion while we remained there.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XVII.
+
+ Battle of the Nivelle, and Defeat of the Enemy. A Bird of Evil
+ Omen. Chateau D'Arcangues. Prudence. An Enemy's Gratitude.
+ Passage of the Nive, and Battles near Bayonne, from 9th to 13th
+ December.
+
+
+BATTLE OF THE NIVELLE,
+
+November 10th, 1813.
+
+The fall of Pampeluna having, at length, left our further movements
+unshackled by an enemy in the rear, preparations were made for an
+attack on their position, which, though rather too extended, was
+formidable by nature, and rendered doubly so by art.
+
+Petite La Rhune was allotted to our division, as their first point of
+attack; and, accordingly, the 10th being the day fixed, we moved to
+our ground at midnight, on the 9th. The abrupt ridges in the
+neighbourhood enabled us to lodge ourselves, unperceived, within
+half-musket-shot of their piquets; and we had left every description
+of animal behind us in camp, in order that neither the barking of dogs
+nor the neighing of steeds should give indication of our intentions.
+Our signal of attack was to be a gun from Sir John Hope, who had now
+succeeded Sir Thomas Graham in the command of the left wing of the
+army.
+
+We stood to our arms at dawn of day, which was soon followed by the
+signal-gun; and each commanding officer, according to previous
+instructions, led gallantly off to his point of attack. The French
+must have been, no doubt, astonished to see such an armed force spring
+out of the ground almost under their noses; but they were,
+nevertheless, prepared behind their entrenchments, and caused us some
+loss in passing the short space between us; but the whole place was
+carried within the time required to walk over it; and, in less than
+half-an-hour from the commencement of the attack, it was in our
+possession, with all their tents left standing.
+
+Petite La Rhune was more of an outpost than a part of their position,
+the latter being a chain of stupendous mountains in its rear; so that
+while our battalion followed their skirmishers into the valley
+between, the remainder of our division were forming for the attack on
+the main position, and waiting for the co-operation of the other
+divisions, the thunder of whose artillery, echoing along the valleys,
+proclaimed that they were engaged, far and wide, on both sides of us.
+About midday our division advanced to the grand attack on the most
+formidable looking part of the whole of the enemy's position, and,
+much to our surprise, we carried it with more ease and less loss than
+the outpost in the morning, a circumstance which we could only account
+for by supposing that it had been defended by the same troops, and
+that they did not choose to sustain two _hard_ beatings on the same
+day. The attack succeeded at every point; and, in the evening, we had
+the satisfaction of seeing the left wing of the army marching into St.
+Jean de Luz.
+
+Towards the end of the action, Colonel Barnard was struck with a
+musket-ball, which carried him clean off his horse. The enemy, seeing
+that they had shot an officer of rank, very maliciously kept up a
+heavy firing on the spot, while we were carrying him under the brow of
+the hill. The ball having passed through the lungs, he was spitting
+blood, and, at the moment, had every appearance of being in a dying
+state; but, to our joy and surprise, he, that day month, rode up to the
+battalion, when it was in action, near Bayonne; and, I need not add,
+that he was received with three hearty cheers.
+
+A curious fact occurred in our regiment at this period. Prior to the
+action of the Nivelle, an owl had perched itself on the tent of one of
+our officers (Lieut. Doyle). This officer was killed in the battle,
+and the owl was afterwards seen on Capt. Duncan's tent. His
+brother-officers quizzed him on the subject, by telling him that he
+was the next on the list; a joke which Capt. D. did not much relish,
+and it was prophetic, as he soon afterwards fell at Tarbes.
+
+The movements of the two or three days following placed the enemy
+within their entrenchments at Bayonne, and the head-quarters of our
+battalion in the Chateau D'Arcangues, with the outposts of the
+division at the village of Bassasarry and its adjacents.
+
+I now felt myself both in a humour and a place to enjoy an interval of
+peace and quietness. The country was abundant in every comfort; the
+chateau was large, well-furnished, and unoccupied, except by a
+bed-ridden grandmother, and young Arcangues, a gay rattling young
+fellow, who furnished us with plenty of good wine, (by our paying for
+the same,) and made one of our mess.
+
+On the 20th of November a strong reconnoitring party of the enemy
+examined our chain of posts. They remained a considerable time within
+half-musket-shot of one of our piquets, but we did not fire, and they
+seemed at last as if they had all gone away. The place where they had
+stood bounded our view in that direction, as it was a small sand-hill
+with a mud-cottage at the end of it; after watching the spot intensely
+for nearly an hour, and none shewing themselves, my curiosity would
+keep no longer, and, desiring three men to follow, I rode forward to
+ascertain the fact. When I cleared the end of the cottage, I found
+myself within three yards of at least a dozen of them, who were seated
+in a group behind a small hedge, with their arms laid against the wall
+of the cottage, and a sentry with sloped arms, and his back towards
+me, listening to their conversation.
+
+My first impulse was to gallop in amongst them, and order them to
+surrender; but my three men were still twenty or thirty yards behind,
+and, as my only chance of success was by surprise, I thought the risk
+of the delay too great, and, reining back my horse, I made a signal to
+my men to retire, which, from the soil being a deep sand, we were
+enabled to do without the slightest noise; but all the while I had my
+ears pricked up, expecting every instant to find a ball whistling
+through my body; however, as none of them afterwards shewed themselves
+past the end of the cottage, I concluded that they had remained
+ignorant of my visit.
+
+We had an affair of some kind, once a week, while we remained there;
+and as they were generally trifling, and we always found a good dinner
+and a good bed in the chateau on our return, we considered them rather
+a relief than otherwise.
+
+The only instance of a want of professional generosity that I ever had
+occasion to remark in a French officer, occurred on one of these
+occasions. We were about to push in their outposts, for some
+particular purpose, and I was sent with an order for Lieutenant
+Gardiner of ours, who was on piquet, to attack the post in his front,
+as soon as he should see a corresponding movement on his flank, which
+would take place almost immediately. The enemy's sentries were so
+near, as to be quite at Mr. Gardiner's mercy, who immediately said to
+me, "Well, I wo'n't kill these unfortunate rascals at all events, but
+shall tell them to go in and join their piquet." I applauded his
+motives, and rode off; but I had only gone a short distance when I
+heard a volley of musketry behind me; and, seeing that it had come
+from the French piquet, I turned back to see what had happened, and
+found that the officer commanding it had no sooner got his sentries so
+generously restored to him, than he instantly formed his piquet and
+fired a volley at Lieutenant Gardiner, who was walking a little apart
+from his men, waiting for the expected signal. The balls all fell
+near, without touching him, and, for the honour of the French army, I
+was glad to hear afterwards that the officer alluded to was a
+militia-man.
+
+
+BATTLES NEAR BAYONNE,
+
+December 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and 13th, 1813.
+
+The centre and left wing of our army advanced on the morning of the
+9th of December, and drove the enemy within their entrenchments,
+threatening an attack on their lines. Lord Wellington had the double
+object, in this movement, of reconnoitring their works, and effecting
+the passage of the Nive with his right wing. The rivers Nive and Adour
+unite in the town of Bayonne, so that while we were threatening to
+storm the works on one side, Sir Rowland Hill passed the Nive, without
+opposition, on the other, and took up his ground, with his right on
+the Adour and his left on the Nive, on a contracted space, within a
+very short distance of the walls of the town. On our side we were
+engaged in a continued skirmish until dark, when we retired to our
+quarters, under the supposition that we had got our usual week's
+allowance, and that we should remain quiet again for a time.
+
+We turned out at daylight on the 10th; but, as there was a thick
+drizzling rain which prevented us from seeing any thing, we soon
+turned in again. My servant soon after came to tell me that Sir Lowry
+Cole, and some of his staff, had just ascended to the top of the
+chateau, a piece of information which did not quite please me, for I
+fancied that the general had just discovered our quarter to be better
+than his own, and had come for the purpose of taking possession of it.
+However, in less than five minutes, we received an order for our
+battalion to move up instantly to the support of the piquets; and, on
+my descending to the door, to mount my horse, I found Sir Lowry
+standing there, who asked if we had received any orders; and, on my
+telling him that we had been ordered up to support the piquets, he
+immediately desired a staff-officer to order up one of his brigades to
+the rear of the chateau. This was one of the numerous instances in
+which we had occasion to admire the prudence and forethought of the
+great Wellington! He had foreseen the attack that would take place,
+and had his different divisions disposed to meet it. We no sooner
+moved up, than we found ourselves a party engaged along with the
+piquets; and, under a heavy skirmishing fire, retiring gradually from
+hedge to hedge, according as the superior force of the enemy compelled
+us to give ground, until we finally retired within our home, the
+chateau, which was the first part of our position that was meant to be
+defended in earnest. We had previously thrown up a mud rampart around
+it, and loop-holed the different outhouses, so that we had nothing now
+to do, but to line the walls and shew determined fight. The
+forty-third occupied the church-yard to our left, which was also
+partially fortified; and the third Cacadores and our third battalion,
+occupied the space between, behind the hedge-rows, while the fourth
+division was in readiness to support us from the rear. The enemy came
+up to the opposite ridge, in formidable numbers, and began blazing at
+our windows and loop-holes, and shewing some disposition to attempt it
+by storm; but they thought better of it and withdrew their columns a
+short distance to the rear, leaving the nearest hedge lined with their
+skirmishers. An officer of ours, Mr. Hopewood, and one of our
+serjeants, had been killed in the field opposite, within twenty yards
+of where the enemy's skirmishers now were. We were very anxious to get
+possession of their bodies, but had not force enough to effect it.
+Several French soldiers came through the hedge, at different times,
+with the intention, as we thought, of plundering, but our men shot
+every one who attempted to go near them, until towards evening, when a
+French officer approached, waving a white handkerchief and pointing to
+some of his men who were following him with shovels. Seeing that his
+intention was to bury them, we instantly ceased firing, nor did we
+renew it again that night.
+
+The forty-third, from their post at the church, kept up an incessant
+shower of musketry the whole of the day, at what was conceived, at the
+time, to be a very long range; but from the quantity of balls which
+were afterwards found sticking in every tree, where the enemy stood,
+it was evident that their birth must have been rather uncomfortable.
+
+One of our officers, in the course of the day, had been passing
+through a deep road-way, between two banks, with hedge-rows, when, to
+his astonishment, a dragoon and his horse tumbled heels over head into
+the road, as if they had been fired out of a cloud. Neither of them
+were the least hurt; but it must have been no joke that tempted him to
+take such a flight.
+
+Soult expected, by bringing his whole force to bear on our centre and
+left wing, that he would have succeeded in forcing it, or, at all
+events, of obliging Lord Wellington to withdraw Sir Rowland Hill from
+beyond the Nive; but he effected neither, and darkness left the two
+armies on the ground which they had fought on.
+
+General Alten and Sir James Kempt took up their quarters with us in
+the chateau: our sentries and those of the enemy stood within
+pistol-shot of each other in the ravine below.
+
+Young Arcangues, I presume, must have been rather disappointed at the
+result of the day; for, even giving him credit for every kindly
+feeling towards us, his wishes must still have been in favour of his
+countrymen; but when he found that his chateau was to be a bone of
+contention, it then became his interest that we should keep possession
+of it; and he held out every inducement for us to do so; which, by the
+by, was quite unnecessary, seeing that our own comfort so much
+depended on it. However, though his supplies of claret had failed some
+days before, he now discovered some fresh cases in the cellar, which
+he immediately placed at our disposal; and, that our dire resolve to
+defend the fortress should not be melted by weak woman's wailings, he
+fixed an arm-chair on a mule, mounted his grandmother on it, and sent
+her off to the rear, while the balls were whizzing about the
+neighbourhood in a manner to which even she, poor old lady, was not
+altogether insensible, though she had become a mounted heroine at a
+period when she had given up all idea of ever sitting on any thing
+more lively than a coffin.
+
+During the whole of the 11th each army retained the same ground, and
+though there was an occasional exchange of shots at different points,
+yet nothing material occurred.
+
+The enemy began throwing up a six-gun battery opposite our chateau;
+and we employed ourselves in strengthening the works, as a
+precautionary measure, though we had not much to dread from it, as
+they were so strictly within range of our rifles, that he must have
+been a lucky artilleryman who stood there to fire a second shot.
+
+In the course of the night a brigade of Belgians, who were with the
+French army, having heard that their country had declared for their
+legitimate king, passed over to our side, and surrendered.
+
+On the 12th there was heavy firing and hard fighting, all day, to our
+left, but we remained perfectly quiet. Towards the afternoon, Sir
+James Kempt formed our brigade, for the purpose of expelling the enemy
+from the hill next the chateau, to which he thought them rather too
+near; but, just as we reached our different points for commencing the
+attack, we were recalled, and nothing further occurred.
+
+I went, about one o'clock in the morning, to visit our different
+piquets; and seeing an unusual number of fires in the enemy's lines, I
+concluded that they had lit them to mask some movement; and taking a
+patrole with me, I stole cautiously forward, and found that they had
+left the ground altogether. I immediately returned, and reported the
+circumstance to General Alten, who sent off a despatch to apprize Lord
+Wellington.
+
+As soon as day began to dawn, on the morning of the 13th, a tremendous
+fire of artillery and musketry was heard to our right. Soult had
+withdrawn every thing from our front in the course of the night, and
+had now attacked Sir Rowland Hill with his whole force. Lord
+Wellington, in expectation of this attack, had, last night, reinforced
+Sir Rowland Hill with the sixth division; which enabled him to occupy
+his contracted position so strongly, that Soult, unable to bring more
+than his own front to bear upon him, sustained a signal and sanguinary
+defeat.
+
+Lord Wellington galloped into the yard of our chateau, soon after the
+attack had commenced, and demanded, with his usual quickness, what was
+to be seen? Sir James Kempt, who was spying at the action from an
+upper window, told him; and, after desiring Sir James to order Sir
+Lowry Cole to follow him with the fourth division, he galloped off to
+the scene of action. In the afternoon, when all was over, he called in
+again, on his return to head-quarters, and told us, "that it was the
+most glorious affair that he had ever seen; and that the enemy had
+absolutely left upwards of five thousand men, killed and wounded, on
+the ground."
+
+This was the last action in which we were concerned, near Bayonne. The
+enemy seemed quite satisfied with what they had got; and offered us no
+further molestation, but withdrew within their works.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XVIII.
+
+ Change of Quarters. Change of Diet. Suttlers. Our new Quarter. A
+ long-going Horse gone. New Clothing. Adam's lineal Descendants.
+ St. Palais. Action at Tarbes. Faubourg of Toulouse. The green
+ Man. Passage of the Garonne. Battle of Toulouse. Peace. Castle
+ Sarrazin. A tender Point.
+
+
+Towards the end of the month, some divisions of the French army having
+left Bayonne, and ascended the right bank of the Adour, it produced a
+corresponding movement on our side, by which our division then
+occupied Ustaritz, and some neighbouring villages; a change of
+quarters we had no reason to rejoice in.
+
+At Arcangues, notwithstanding the influence of our messmate, "the
+Seigneur du Village," our table had, latterly, exhibited gradual
+symptoms of decay. But _here_, our voracious predecessors had not
+only swallowed the calf, but the cow, and, literally, left us nothing;
+so that, from an occasional turkey, or a pork-pie, we were now, all at
+once, reduced to our daily ration of a withered pound of beef. A great
+many necessaries of life could certainly be procured from St. Jean de
+Luz, but the prices there were absolutely suicidical. The suttlers'
+shops were too small to hold both their goods and their consciences;
+so that, every pin's worth they sold cost us a dollar; and as every
+dollar cost us seven shillings, they were, of course, not so plenty as
+bad dinners. I have often regretted that the enemy never got an
+opportunity of having the run of their shops for a few minutes, that
+they might have been, in some measure, punished for their sins, even
+in this world.
+
+The house that held our table, too, was but a wretched apology for the
+one we had left. A bitter wind continued to blow; and as the granary
+of a room which we occupied, on the first floor, had no fire-place, we
+immediately proceeded to provide it with one, and continued filling
+it up with such a load of bricks and mortar that the first floor was
+on the point of becoming the ground one; and, having only a choice of
+evils, on such an emergency, we, as usual, adopted that which appeared
+to us to be the least, cutting down the only two fruit-trees in the
+garden to prop it up with. We were rather on doubtful terms with the
+landlord before, but this put us all square--no terms at all.
+
+Our animals, too, were in a woful plight, for want of forage. We were
+obliged to send our baggage ones, every week, for their rations of
+corn, three days' march, through oceans of mud, which ought, properly,
+to have been navigated with boats. The whole cavalcade always moved
+under the charge of an officer, and many were the anxious looks that
+we took with our spy-glasses, from a hill overlooking the road, on the
+days of their expected return, each endeavouring to descry his own.
+Mine came back to me twice; but "the pitcher that goes often to the
+well" was verified in his third trip, for--he perished in a muddy
+grave.
+
+His death, however, was not so unexpected as it might have been, for,
+although I cannot literally say that he had been dying by inches,
+seeing that he had walked all the way from the frontiers of Portugal,
+yet he had, nevertheless, been doing it on the grand scale--by miles.
+I only fell in with him the day before the commencement of the
+campaign, and, after reconnoitring him with my usual judgement, and
+seeing that he was in possession of the regulated quantity of eyes,
+legs, and mouth, and concluding that they were all calculated to
+perform their different functions, I took him, as a man does his wife,
+for better and for worse; and it was not until the end of the first
+day's march that I found he had a broken jaw-bone, and could not eat,
+and I had, therefore, been obliged to support him all along on spoon
+diet; he was a capital horse, only for that!
+
+It has already been written, in another man's book, that we always
+require just a little more than we have got to make us perfectly
+happy; and, as we had given this neighbourhood a fair trial, and _that
+little_ was not to be found in it, we were very glad when, towards the
+end of February, we were permitted to look for it a little further on.
+We broke up from quarters on the 21st, leaving Sir John Hope, with the
+left wing of the army, in the investment of Bayonne, Lord Wellington
+followed Soult with the remainder.
+
+The new clothing for the different regiments of the army had, in the
+mean time, been gradually arriving at St. Jean de Luz; and, as the
+commissariat transport was required for other purposes, not to mention
+that a man's new coat always looks better on his own back than it does
+on a mule's, the different regiments marched there for it in
+succession. It did not come to our turn until we had taken a stride to
+the front, as far as La Bastide; our retrograde movement, therefore,
+obliged us to bid adieu to our division for some time.
+
+On our arrival at St. Jean de Luz, we found our new clothing, and some
+new friends in the family of our old friend, Arcangues, which was one
+of the most respectable in the district, and who showed us a great
+deal of kindness. As it happened to be the commencement of Lent, the
+young ladies were, at first, doubtful as to the propriety of joining
+us in any of the gaieties; but, after a short consultation, they
+arranged it with their consciences, and joined in the waltz right
+merrily. Mademoiselle was really an exceedingly nice girl, and the
+most lively companion in arms (in a waltz) that I ever met.
+
+Our clothing detained us there two days; on the third, we proceeded to
+rejoin the division.
+
+The pride of ancestry is very tenaciously upheld among the Basques,
+who are the mountaineers of that district. I had a fancy that most of
+them grew wild, like their trees, without either fathers or mothers,
+and was, therefore, much amused, one day, to hear a fellow, with a Tam
+O'Shanter's bonnet, and a pair of bare legs, tracing his descent from
+the first man, and maintaining that he spoke the same language too.
+He might have added, if further proof were wanting, that he, also,
+wore the same kind of shoes and stockings.
+
+On the 27th February, 1814, we marched, all day, to the tune of a
+cannonade; it was the battle of Orthes; and, on our arrival, in the
+evening, at the little town of St. Palais, we were very much annoyed
+to find the seventy-ninth regiment stationed there, who handed us a
+general order, desiring that the last-arrived regiment should relieve
+the preceding one in charge of the place. This was the more vexatious,
+knowing that there was no other regiment behind to relieve us. It was
+a nice little town, and we were treated, by the inhabitants, like
+friends and allies, experiencing much kindness and hospitality from
+them; but a rifleman, in the rear, is like a fish out of the water; he
+feels that he is not in his place. Seeing no other mode of obtaining a
+release, we, at length, began detaining the different detachments who
+were proceeding to join their regiments, with a view of forming a
+battalion of them; but, by the time that we had collected a
+sufficient number for that purpose, we received an order, from
+head-quarters, to join the army; when, after a few days' forced
+marches, we had, at length, the happiness of overtaking our division a
+short distance beyond the town of Aire. The battle of Orthes was the
+only affair of consequence that had taken place during our absence.
+
+We remained stationary, near Aire, until the middle of March, when the
+army was again put in motion.
+
+On the morning of the 19th, while we were marching along the road,
+near the town of Tarbes, we saw what appeared to be a small piquet of
+the enemy, on the top of a hill to our left, looking down upon us,
+when a company of our second battalion was immediately sent to
+dislodge them. The enemy, however, increased in number, in proportion
+to those sent against them, until not only the whole of the second,
+but our own, and the third battalion were eventually brought into
+action; and still we had more than double our number opposed to us;
+but we, nevertheless, drove them from the field with great slaughter,
+after a desperate struggle of a few minutes, in which we had eleven
+officers killed and wounded. As this fight was purely a rifle one, and
+took place within sight of the whole army, I may be justified in
+giving the following quotation from the author of "Twelve Years'
+Military Adventure," who was a spectator, and who, in allusion to this
+affair, says, "Our rifles were immediately sent to dislodge the French
+from the hills on our left, and our battalion was ordered to support
+them. Nothing could exceed the manner in which the ninety-fifth set
+about the business.... Certainly I never saw such skirmishers as the
+ninety-fifth, now the rifle brigade. They could do the work much
+better and with infinitely less loss than any other of our best light
+troops. They possessed an individual boldness, a mutual understanding,
+and a quickness of eye, in taking advantage of the ground, which,
+taken altogether, I never saw equalled. They were, in fact, as much
+superior to the French _voltigeurs_, as the latter were to our
+skirmishers in general. As our regiment was often employed in
+supporting them, I think I am fairly qualified to speak of their
+merits."
+
+We followed the enemy until dark, when, after having taken up our
+ground and lit our fires, they rather maliciously opened a cannonade
+upon us; but, as few of their shots took effect, we did not put
+ourselves to the inconvenience of moving, and they soon desisted.
+
+We continued in pursuit daily, until we finally arrived on the banks
+of the Garonne, opposite Toulouse. The day after our arrival an
+attempt was made, by our engineers, to throw a bridge across the
+river, above the town; and we had assembled one morning, to be in
+readiness to pass over, but they were obliged to abandon it for want
+of the necessary number of pontoons, and we returned again to
+quarters.
+
+We were stationed, for several days, in the suburb of St. Ciprien,
+where we found ourselves exceedingly comfortable. It consisted chiefly
+of the citizens' country houses, and an abundance of the public tea
+and fruit accommodations, with which every large city is surrounded,
+for the temptation of Sunday parties; and, as the inhabitants had all
+fled hurriedly into town, leaving their cellars, generally speaking,
+well stocked with a tolerable kind of wine, we made ourselves at home.
+
+It was finally determined that the passage of the river should be
+tried below the town, and, preparatory thereto, we took ground to our
+left, and got lodged in the chateau of a rich old West-India-man. He
+was a tall ramrod of a fellow, upwards of six feet high, withered to a
+cinder, and had a pair of green eyes, which looked as if they belonged
+to somebody else, who was looking through his eye-holes; but, despite
+his imperfections, he had got a young wife, and she was nursing a
+young child. The "Green Man" (as we christened him) was not, however,
+so bad as he looked; and we found our billet such a good one, that
+when we were called away to fight, after a few days' residence with
+him, I question, if left to our choice, whether we would not have
+rather remained where we were!
+
+A bridge having, at length, been established, about a league below the
+town, two British divisions passed over; but the enemy, by floating
+timber and other things down the stream, succeeded in carrying one or
+two of the pontoons from their moorings, which prevented any more from
+crossing either that day or the succeeding one. It was expected that
+the French would have taken advantage of this circumstance, to attack
+the two divisions on the other side; but they thought it more prudent
+to wait the attack in their own strong hold, and in doing so I believe
+they acted wisely, for these two divisions had both flanks secured by
+the river, their position was not too extended for their numbers, and
+they had a clear space in their front, which was flanked by artillery
+from the commanding ground on our side of the river; so that,
+altogether, they would have been found ugly customers to any body who
+chose to meddle with them.
+
+The bridge was re-established on the night of the 9th, and, at
+daylight next morning, we bade adieu to the _Green Man_, inviting him
+to come and see us in Toulouse in the evening. He laughed at the idea,
+telling us that we should be lucky fellows if ever we got in; and, at
+all events, he said, that he would bet a _dejeune a la forchette_ for
+a dozen, that we did not enter it in three days from that time. I took
+the bet, and won, but the old rogue never came to pay me.
+
+We crossed the river, and advanced sufficiently near to the enemy's
+position to be just out of the reach of their fire, where we waited
+until dispositions were made for the attack, which took place as
+follows:--
+
+Sir Rowland Hill, who remained on the left bank of the Garonne, made a
+show of attacking the bridge and suburb of the town on that side.
+
+On our side of the river the Spanish army, which had never hitherto
+taken an active part in any of our general actions, now claimed the
+post of honour, and advanced to storm the strongest part of the
+heights. Our division was ordered to support them in the low grounds,
+and, at the same time, to threaten a point of the canal; and Picton,
+who was on our right, was ordered to make a false attack on the canal.
+These were all that were visible to us. The remaining divisions of the
+army were in continuation to the left.
+
+The Spaniards, anxious to monopolize all the glory, I rather think,
+moved on to the attack a little too soon, and before the British
+divisions on their left were in readiness to co-operate; however, be
+that as it may, they were soon in a blaze of fire, and began walking
+through it, at first, with a great show of gallantry and
+determination; but their courage was not altogether screwed up to the
+sticking point, and the nearer they came to the critical pass, the
+less prepared they seemed to meet it, until they all finally faced to
+the right-about, and came back upon us as fast as their heels could
+carry them, pursued by the enemy.
+
+We instantly advanced to their relief, and concluded that they would
+have rallied behind us; but they had no idea of doing any thing of the
+kind; for, when with _Cuesta_ and some of the other Spanish generals,
+they had been accustomed, under such circumstances, to run a hundred
+miles at a time; so that, passing through the intervals of our
+division, they went clear off to the rear, and we never saw them more.
+The moment the French found us interpose between them and the
+Spaniards they retired within their works.
+
+The only remark that Lord Wellington was said to have made on their
+conduct, after waiting to see whether they would stand after they got
+out of the reach of the enemy's shot, was, "well, d---- me, if ever I
+saw ten thousand men run a race before!" However, notwithstanding
+their disaster, many of their officers certainly evinced great
+bravery, and on their account it is to be regretted that the attack
+was made so soon, for they would otherwise have carried their point
+with little loss, either of life or credit, as the British divisions
+on the left soon after stormed and carried all the other works, and
+obliged those who had been opposed to the Spaniards to evacuate theirs
+without firing another shot.
+
+When the enemy were driven from the heights, they retired within the
+town, and the canal then became their line of defence, which they
+maintained the whole of the next day; but in the course of the
+following night they left the town altogether, and we took possession
+of it on the morning of the 12th.
+
+The inhabitants of Toulouse hoisted the white flag, and declared for
+the Bourbons the moment that the French army had left it; and, in the
+course of the same day, Colonel Cooke arrived from Paris, with the
+extraordinary news of Napoleon's abdication. Soult has been accused of
+having been in possession of that fact prior to the battle of
+Toulouse; but, to disprove such an assertion, it can only be necessary
+to think, for a moment, whether he would not have made it public the
+day after the battle, while he yet held possession of the town, as it
+would not only have enabled him to keep it, but, to those who knew no
+better, it might have given him a shadow of claim to the victory, if
+he chose to avail himself of it; and I have known a victory claimed by
+a French marshal on more slender grounds. In place of knowing it then,
+he did not even believe it now; and we were absolutely obliged to
+follow him a day's march beyond Toulouse before he agreed to an
+armistice.
+
+The news of the peace, at this period, certainly sounded as strangely
+in our ears as it did in those of the French marshal, for it was a
+change that we never had contemplated. We had been born in war, reared
+in war, and war was our trade; and what soldiers had to do in peace,
+was a problem yet to be solved among us.
+
+After remaining a few days at Toulouse, we were sent into quarters, in
+the town of Castel-Sarazin, along with our old companions in arms,
+the fifty-second, to wait the necessary arrangements for our final
+removal from France.
+
+Castel-Sarazin is a respectable little town, on the right bank of the
+Garonne; and its inhabitants received us so kindly, that every officer
+found in his quarter a family home. We there, too, found both the time
+and the opportunity of exercising one of the agreeable professions to
+which we had long been strangers, that of making love to the pretty
+little girls with which the place abounded; when, after a three
+months' residence among them, the fatal order arrived for our march to
+Bordeaux, for embarkation, the buckets full of salt tears that were
+shed by men who had almost forgotten the way to weep was quite
+ridiculous. I have never yet, however, clearly made out whether people
+are most in love when they are laughing or when they are crying. Our
+greatest love writers certainly give the preference to the latter.
+_Scott_ thinks that "love is loveliest when it's bathed in tears;" and
+_Moore_ tells his mistress to "give smiles to those who love her
+less, but to keep her tears for him;" but what pleasure he can take in
+seeing her in affliction, I cannot make out; nor, for the soul of me,
+can I see why a face full of smiles should not be every bit as
+valuable as one of tears, seeing that it is so much more pleasant to
+look at.
+
+I have rather wandered, in search of an apology for my own countenance
+not having gone into mourning on that melancholy occasion; for, to
+tell the truth, (and if I had a visage sensible to such an impression,
+I should blush while I tell it,) I was as much in love as any body, up
+nearly to the last moment, when I fell out of it, as it were, by a
+miracle; but, probably, a history of love's last look may be
+considered as my justification. The day before our departure, in
+returning from a ride, I overtook my love and her sister, strolling by
+the river's side, and, instantly dismounting, I joined in their walk.
+My horse was following, at the length of his bridle-reins, and, while
+I was engaged in conversation with the sister, the other dropped
+behind, and, when I looked round, I found her mounted _astride_ on my
+horse! and with such a pair of legs, too! It was rather too good; and
+"Richard was himself again."
+
+Although released, under the foregoing circumstances, from individual
+attachment, that of a general nature continued strong as ever; and,
+without an exception on either side, I do believe, that we parted with
+mutual regret, and with the most unbounded love and good feeling
+towards each other. We exchanged substantial proofs of it while
+together; we continued to do so after we had parted; nor were we
+forgotten when we were _no more_! It having appeared, in some of the
+newspapers, a year afterwards, that every one of our officers had been
+killed at Waterloo, that the regiment had been brought out of the
+action by a volunteer, and the report having come to the knowledge of
+our Castel-Sarazin friends, they drew up a letter, which they sent to
+our commanding officer, signed by every person of respectability in
+the place, lamenting our fate, expressing a hope that the report
+might have been exaggerated, and entreating to be informed as to the
+particular fate of each individual officer, whom they mentioned by
+name. They were kind good-hearted souls, and may God bless them!
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XIX.
+
+ Commencement of the War of 1815. Embark for Rotterdam. Ship's
+ Stock. Ship struck. A Pilot, a Smuggler, and a Lawyer. A Boat
+ without Stock. Join the Regiment at Brussels.
+
+
+I have endeavoured, in this book of mine, to measure out the peace and
+war in due proportions, according to the spirit of the times it speaks
+of; and, as there appears to me to be as much peace in the last
+chapter as occurred in Europe between 1814 and 1815, I shall, with the
+reader's permission, lodge my regiment, at once, on Dover-heights, and
+myself in Scotland, taking a shot at the last of the woodcocks, which
+happened to be our relative positions, when Bonaparte's escape from
+Elba once more summoned the army to the field.
+
+The first intimation I had of it was by a letter, informing me of the
+embarkation of the battalion for the Netherlands, and desiring me to
+join them there, without delay; and, finding that a brig was to sail,
+the following day, from Leith to Rotterdam, I took a passage on board
+of her. She was an odd one to look at, but the captain assured me that
+she was a good one to go; and, besides, that he had provided every
+thing that was elegant for our entertainment. The latter piece of
+information I did not think of questioning until too late to profit by
+it, for I had the mortification to discover, the first day, that his
+whole stock consisted in a quarter of lamb, in addition to the ship's
+own, with a few cabbages, and five gallons of whiskey.
+
+After having been ten days at sea, I was awoke, one morning before
+daylight, with the ship's grinding over a sand-bank, on the coast of
+Holland; fortunately, it did not blow hard, and a pilot soon after
+came alongside, who, after exacting a reward suitable to the
+occasion, at length, consented to come on board, and extricated us
+from our perilous situation, carrying the vessel into the entrance of
+one of the small branches of the river leading up to Rotterdam, where
+we came to anchor. The captain was very desirous of appealing to a
+magistrate for a reduction in the exorbitant demand of the pilot; and
+I accompanied him on shore for that purpose. An Englishman made up to
+us at the landing-place, and said that his name was C----, that he had
+made his fortune by smuggling, and, though he was not permitted to
+spend it in his native country, that he had the greatest pleasure in
+being of service to his countrymen. As this was exactly the sort of
+person we were in search of, the Captain explained his grievance; and
+the other said that he would conduct him to a gentleman who would soon
+put that to rights. We, accordingly, walked to the adjoining village,
+in one of the houses of which he introduced us, formally, to a tall
+Dutchman, with a pipe in his mouth and a pen behind his ear, who,
+after hearing the story, proceeded to commit it, in large characters,
+to a quire of foolscap.
+
+The cautious nature of the Scotchman did not altogether like the
+appearance of the man of business, and demanding, through the
+interpreter, whether there would be any thing to pay for his
+proceedings? he was told that it would cost five guineas. "Five
+devils," said Saunders; "What is it for?" "For a protest," said the
+other. "D--n the protest," said the captain; "I came here to save five
+guineas, and not to pay five more." I could stand the scene no longer,
+and rushed out of the house, under the pretence of seeing the village;
+and on my return to the ship, half an hour afterwards, I found the
+captain fast asleep. I know not whether he swallowed the remainder of
+the five gallons of whiskey, in addition to his five-guinea grievance,
+but I could not shake him out of it, although the mate and I tried,
+alternately, for upwards of two hours; and indeed I never heard
+whether he ever got out of it,--for when I found that they had to go
+outside to find another passage up to Rotterdam, I did not think it
+prudent to trust myself any longer in the hands of such artists, and,
+taking leave of the sleeper, with a last ineffectual shake, I hired a
+boat to take me through the passage in which we then were.
+
+We started with a stiff fair wind, and the boatman assured me that we
+should reach Rotterdam in less than five hours (forty miles); but it
+soon lulled to a dead calm, which left us to the tedious operation of
+tiding it up; and, to mend the matter, we had not a fraction of money
+between us, nor any thing to eat or drink. I bore starvation all that
+day and night, with the most christian-like fortitude; but, the next
+morning, I could stand it no longer, and sending the boatman on shore,
+to a neighbouring house, I instructed him either to beg or steal
+something, whichever he should find the most prolific; but he was a
+clumsy hand at both, and came on board again with only a very small
+quantity of coffee. It, however, afforded some relief, and in the
+afternoon we reached the town of Dort, and, on lodging my baggage in
+pawn with a French inn-keeper, he advanced me the means of going on to
+Rotterdam, where I got cash for the bill which I had on a merchant
+there. Once more furnished with the "sinews of war," with my feet on
+_terra firma_, I lost no time in setting forward to Antwerp, and from
+thence to Brussels, when I had the happiness of rejoining my
+battalion, which was then quartered in the city.
+
+Brussels was, at this time, a scene of extraordinary preparation, from
+the succession of troops who were hourly arriving, and in their
+formation into brigades and divisions. We had the good fortune to be
+attached to the brigade of our old and favourite commander, Sir James
+Kempt, and in the fifth division, under Sir Thomas Picton. It was the
+only division quartered in Brussels, the others being all towards the
+French frontier, except the Duke of Brunswick's corps, which lay on
+the Antwerp road.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XX.
+
+ Relative Situation of the Troops. March from Brussels. The Prince
+ and the Beggar. Battle of Quatre-Bras.
+
+
+As our division was composed of crack regiments, under crack
+commanders, and headed by fire-eating generals, we had little to do
+the first fortnight after my arrival, beyond indulging in all the
+amusements of our delightful quarter; but, as the middle of June
+approached, we began to get a little more on the _qui vive_, for we
+were aware that Napoleon was about to make a dash at some particular
+point; and, as he was not the sort of general to give his opponent an
+idea of the when and the where, the greater part of our army was
+necessarily disposed along the frontier, to meet him at his own
+place. They were of course too much extended to offer effectual
+resistance in their advanced position; but as our division and the
+Duke of Brunswick's corps were held in reserve, at Brussels, in
+readiness to be thrust at whatever point might be attacked, they were
+a sufficient additional force to check the enemy for the time required
+to concentrate the army.
+
+On the 14th of June it was generally known, among the military circles
+in Brussels, that Buonaparte was in motion, at the head of his troops;
+and though his movement was understood to point at the Prussians, yet
+he was not sufficiently advanced to afford a correct clue to his
+intentions.
+
+We were, the whole of the 15th, on the most anxious look out for news
+from the front; but no report had been received prior to the hour of
+dinner. I went, about seven in the evening, to take a stroll in the
+park, and meeting one of the Duke's staff, he asked me, _en passant_,
+whether my pack-saddles were all ready? I told him that they were
+nearly so, and added, "I suppose they wo'n't be wanted, at all events,
+before to-morrow?" to which he replied, in the act of leaving me, "If
+you have any preparation to make, I would recommend you not to delay
+so long." I took the hint, and returning to quarters, remained in
+momentary expectation of an order to move. The bugles sounded to arms
+about two hours after.
+
+To the credit of our battalion, be it recorded, that, although the
+greater part were in bed when the assembly sounded, and billetted over
+the most distant parts of that extensive city, every man was on his
+alarm-post before eleven o'clock, in a complete state of marching
+order: whereas, it was nearly two o'clock in the morning before we
+were joined by the others.
+
+As a grand ball was to take place the same night, at the Duchess of
+Richmond's, the order for the assembling of the troops was accompanied
+by permission for any officer who chose to remain for the ball,
+provided that he joined his regiment early in the morning. Several of
+ours took advantage of it.
+
+Brussels was, at that time, thronged with British temporary residents;
+who, no doubt, in the course of the two last days, must have heard,
+through their military acquaintance, of the immediate prospect of
+hostilities. But, accustomed, on their own ground, to hear of those
+things as a piece of news in which they were not personally concerned;
+and never dreaming of danger, in streets crowded with the gay uniforms
+of their countrymen; it was not until their defenders were summoned to
+the field, that they were fully sensible of their changed
+circumstances; and the suddenness of the danger multiplying its
+horrors, many of them were now seen running about in the wildest state
+of distraction.
+
+Waiting for the arrival of the other regiments, we endeavoured to
+snatch an hour's repose on the pavement; but we were every instant
+disturbed, by ladies as well as gentlemen; some stumbling over us in
+the dark--some shaking us out of our sleep, to be told the news--and
+not a few, conceiving their immediate safety depending upon our
+standing in place of lying. All those who applied for the benefit of
+my advice, I recommended to go home to bed, to keep themselves
+perfectly cool, and, to rest assured that, if their departure from the
+city became necessary, (which I very much doubted,) they would have at
+least one whole day to prepare for it, as we were leaving some beef
+and potatoes behind us, for which, I was sure, we would fight, rather
+than abandon!
+
+The whole of the division having, at length, assembled, we were put in
+motion about three o'clock on the morning of the 16th, and advanced to
+the village of Waterloo, where, forming in a field adjoining the road,
+our men were allowed to prepare their breakfasts. I succeeded in
+getting mine, in a small inn, on the left hand side of the village.
+
+Lord Wellington joined us about nine o'clock; and, from his very
+particular orders, to see that the roads were kept clear of baggage,
+and everything likely to impede the movements of the troops, I have
+since been convinced that his lordship had thought it probable that
+the position of Waterloo might, even that day, have become the scene
+of action; for it was a good broad road, on which there were neither
+the quantity of baggage nor of troops moving at the time, to excite
+the slightest apprehension of confusion. Leaving us halted, he
+galloped on to the front, followed by his staff; and we were soon
+after joined by the Duke of Brunswick, with his corps of the army.
+
+His highness dismounted near the place where I was standing, and
+seated himself on the road-side, along with his adjutant-general. He
+soon after despatched his companion on some duty; and I was much
+amused to see the vacated place immediately filled by an old
+beggar-man; who, seeing nothing in the black hussar uniform beside him
+denoting the high rank of the wearer, began to grunt and scratch
+himself most luxuriously! The duke shewed a degree of courage which
+few would, under such circumstances; for he maintained his post until
+the return of his officer, when he very jocularly said, "Well, O----n,
+you see that your place was not long unoccupied!"--How little idea had
+I, at the time, that the life of the illustrious speaker was limited
+to three short hours!
+
+About twelve o'clock an order arrived for the troops to advance,
+leaving their baggage behind; and though it sounded warlike, yet we
+did not expect to come in contact with the enemy, at all events, on
+_that_ day. But, as we moved forward, the symptoms of their immediate
+presence kept gradually increasing; for we presently met a cart-load
+of wounded Belgians; and, after passing through Genappe, the distant
+sound of a solitary gun struck on the listening ear. But all doubt on
+the subject was quickly removed; for, on ascending the rising ground,
+where stands the village of Quatre Bras, we saw a considerable plain
+in our front, flanked on each side by a wood; and on another acclivity
+beyond, we could perceive the enemy descending towards us, in most
+imposing numbers.
+
+Quatre Bras, at that time, consisted of only three or four houses;
+and, as its name betokens, I believe, stood at the junction of four
+roads; on one of which we were moving; a second, inclined to the
+right; a third, in the same degree, to the left; and the fourth, I
+conclude, must have gone backwards; but, as I had not an eye in that
+direction, I did not see it.
+
+The village was occupied by some Belgians, under the Prince of Orange,
+who had an advanced post in a large farm-house, at the foot of the
+road, which inclined to the right; and a part of his division, also,
+occupied the wood on the same side.
+
+Lord Wellington, I believe, after leaving us at Waterloo, galloped on
+to the Prussian position at Ligny, where he had an interview with
+Blucher, in which they concerted measures for their mutual
+co-operation. When we arrived at Quatre Bras, however, we found him in
+a field near the Belgian outpost; and the enemy's guns were just
+beginning to play upon the spot where he stood, surrounded by a
+numerous staff.
+
+We halted for a moment on the brow of the hill; and as Sir Andrew
+Barnard galloped forward to the head-quarter group, I followed, to be
+in readiness to convey any orders to the battalion. The moment we
+approached, Lord Fitzroy Somerset, separating himself from the duke,
+said, "Barnard, you are wanted instantly; take your battalion and
+endeavour to get possession of that village," pointing to one on the
+face of the rising ground, down which the enemy were moving; "but if
+you cannot do that, secure that wood on the left, and keep the road
+open for communication with the Prussians." We instantly moved in the
+given direction; but, ere we had got half-way to the village, we had
+the mortification to see the enemy throw such a force into it, as
+rendered any attempt to retake it, with our numbers, utterly hopeless;
+and as another strong body of them were hastening towards the wood,
+which was the second object pointed out to us, we immediately brought
+them to action, and secured it. In moving to that point, one of our
+men went raving mad, from excessive heat. The poor fellow cut a few
+extraordinary capers, and died in the course of a few minutes.
+
+While our battalion-reserve occupied the front of the wood, our
+skirmishers lined the side of the road, which was the Prussian line of
+communication. The road itself, however, was crossed by such a shower
+of balls, that none but a desperate traveller would have undertaken a
+journey on it. We were presently reinforced by a small battalion of
+foreign light troops, with whose assistance we were in hopes to have
+driven the enemy a little further from it; but they were a raw body of
+men, who had never before been under fire; and, as they could not be
+prevailed upon to join our skirmishers, we could make no use of them
+whatever. Their conduct, in fact, was an exact representation of
+Mathews's ludicrous one of the American militia, for Sir Andrew
+Barnard repeatedly pointed out to them which was the French, and
+which our side; and, after explaining that they were not to fire a
+shot until they joined our skirmishers, the word "March!" was given;
+but _march_, to them, was always the signal to fire, for they stood
+fast, and began blazing away, chiefly at our skirmishers too; the
+officers commanding whom were every time sending back to say that we
+were shooting them; until we were, at last, obliged to be satisfied
+with whatever advantages their appearance could give, as even that was
+of some consequence, where troops were so scarce.
+
+Buonaparte's attack on the Prussians had already commenced, and the
+fire of artillery and musketry, in that direction, was tremendous; but
+the intervening higher ground prevented us from seeing any part of it.
+
+The plain to our right, which we had just quitted, had, likewise,
+become the scene of a sanguinary and unequal contest. Our division,
+after we left it, deployed into line, and, in advancing, met and
+routed the French infantry; but, in following up their advantage,
+they encountered a furious charge of cavalry, and were obliged to
+throw themselves into squares to receive it. With the exception of one
+regiment, however, which had two companies cut to pieces, they were
+not only successful in resisting the attack, but made awful havock in
+the enemy's ranks, who, nevertheless, continued their forward career,
+and went sweeping past them, like a whirlwind, up to the village of
+Quatre Bras, to the confusion and consternation of the numerous
+useless appendages of our army, who were there assembled, waiting the
+result of the battle.
+
+The forward movement of the enemy's cavalry gave their infantry time
+to rally; and, strongly reinforced with fresh troops, they again
+advanced to the attack. This was a crisis in which, according to
+Buonaparte's theory, the victory was theirs, by all the rules of war,
+for they held superior numbers, both before and behind us; but the
+gallant old Picton, who had been trained in a different school, did
+not choose to confine himself to rules in those matters; despising
+the force in his rear, he advanced, charged, and routed those in his
+front, which created such a panic among the others, that they galloped
+back through the intervals in his division, with no other object in
+view but their own safety. After this desperate conflict, the firing,
+on both sides, lulled almost to a calm for nearly an hour, while each
+was busy in renewing their order of battle. The Duke of Brunswick had
+been killed early in the action, endeavouring to rally his young
+troops, who were unable to withstand the impetuosity of the French;
+and, as we had no other cavalry force in the field, the few British
+infantry regiments present, having to bear the full brunt of the
+enemy's superior force of both arms, were now considerably reduced in
+numbers.
+
+The battle, on the side of the Prussians, still continued to rage in
+an unceasing roar of artillery. About four, in the afternoon, a troop
+of their dragoons came, as a patrole, to inquire how it fared with us,
+and told us, in passing, that they still maintained their position.
+Their day, however, was still to be decided, and, indeed, for that
+matter, so was our own; for, although the firing, for the moment, had
+nearly ceased, I had not yet clearly made up my mind which side had
+been the offensive, which the defensive, or which the winning. I had
+merely the satisfaction of knowing that we had not lost it; for we had
+met fairly in the middle of a field, (or, rather unfairly, considering
+that they had two to one,) and, after the scramble was over, our
+division still held the ground they fought on. All doubts on the
+subject, however, began to be removed about five o'clock. The enemy's
+artillery once more opened; and, on running to the brow of the hill,
+to ascertain the cause, we perceived our old light-division general,
+Count Alten, at the head of a fresh British division, moving gallantly
+down the road towards us. It was, indeed, a joyful sight; for, as
+already mentioned, our division had suffered so severely that we could
+not help looking forward to a renewal of the action, with such a
+disparity of force, with considerable anxiety; but this reinforcement
+gave us new life, and, as soon as they came near enough to afford
+support, we commenced the offensive, and, driving in the skirmishers
+opposed to us, succeeded in gaining a considerable portion of the
+position originally occupied by the enemy, when darkness obliged us to
+desist. In justice to the foreign battalion, which had been all day
+attached to us, I must say that, in this last movement, they joined us
+cordially, and behaved exceedingly well. They had a very gallant young
+fellow at their head; and their conduct, in the earlier part of the
+day, can, therefore, only be ascribed to its being their first
+appearance on such a stage.
+
+Leaving General Alten in possession of the ground which we had
+assisted in winning, we returned in search of our division, and
+reached them about eleven at night, lying asleep in their glory, on
+the field where they had fought, which contained many a bloody trace
+of the day's work.
+
+The firing, on the side of the Prussians, had altogether ceased
+before dark, but recommenced, with redoubled fury, about an hour
+after; and it was then, as we afterwards learnt, that they lost the
+battle.
+
+We lay down by our arms, near the farm-house already mentioned, in
+front of Quatre Bras; and the deuce is in it if we were not in good
+trim for sleeping, seeing that we had been either marching or fighting
+for twenty-six successive hours.
+
+An hour before daybreak, next morning, a rattling fire of musketry
+along the whole line of piquets made every one spring to his arms; and
+we remained looking as fierce as possible until daylight, when each
+side was seen expecting an attack, while the piquets were blazing at
+one another without any ostensible cause: it gradually ceased, as the
+day advanced, and appeared to have been occasioned by a patrole of
+dragoons getting between the piquets by accident: when firing
+commences in the dark it is not easily stopped.
+
+June 17th.--As last night's fighting only ceased with the daylight,
+the scene, this morning, presented a savage unsettled appearance; the
+fields were strewed with the bodies of men, horses, torn clothing, and
+shattered cuirasses; and, though no movements appeared to be going on
+on either side, yet, as occasional shots continued to be exchanged at
+different points, it kept every one wide awake. We had the
+satisfaction of knowing that the whole of our army had assembled on
+the hill behind in the course of the night.
+
+About nine o'clock, we received the news of Blucher's defeat, and of
+his retreat to Wavre. Lord Wellington, therefore, immediately began to
+withdraw his army to the position of Waterloo.
+
+Sir Andrew Barnard was ordered to remain as long as possible with our
+battalion, to mask the retreat of the others; and was told, if we were
+attacked, that the whole of the British cavalry were in readiness to
+advance to our relief. I had an idea, however, that a single rifle
+battalion in the midst of ten thousand dragoons, would come but
+indifferently off in the event of a general crash, and was by no
+means sorry when, between eleven and twelve o'clock, every regiment
+had got clear off, and we followed, before the enemy had put any thing
+in motion against us.
+
+After leaving the village of Quatre Bras, and passing through our
+cavalry, who were formed on each side of the road, we drew up, at the
+entrance of Genappe. The rain, at that moment, began to descend in
+torrents, and our men were allowed to shelter themselves in the
+nearest houses; but we were obliged to turn out again in the midst of
+it, in less than five minutes, as we found the French cavalry and ours
+already exchanging shots, and the latter were falling back to the more
+favourable ground behind Genappe; we, therefore, retired with them,
+_en masse_, through the village, and formed again on the rising ground
+beyond.
+
+While we remained there, we had an opportunity of seeing the different
+affairs of cavalry; and it did one's heart good to see how cordially
+the life-guards went at their work: they had no idea of any thing but
+straight-forward fighting, and sent their opponents flying in all
+directions. The only _young_ thing they showed was in every one who
+got a roll in the mud, (and, owing to the slipperiness of the ground,
+there were many,) going off to the rear, according to their Hyde-Park
+custom, as being no longer fit to appear on parade! I thought, at
+first, that they had been all wounded, but, on finding how the case
+stood, I could not help telling them that theirs was now the situation
+to verify the old proverb, "the uglier the better soldier!"
+
+The roads, as well as the fields, had now become so heavy, that our
+progress to the rear was very slow; and it was six in the evening
+before we drew into the position of Waterloo. Our battalion took post
+in the second line that night, with its right resting on the
+Namur-road, behind La Haye Sainte, near a small mud-cottage, which Sir
+Andrew Barnard occupied as a quarter. The enemy arrived in front, in
+considerable force, about an hour after us, and a cannonade took place
+in different parts of the line, which ended at dark, and we lay down
+by our arms. It rained excessively hard the greater part of the night;
+nevertheless, having succeeded in getting a bundle of hay for my
+horse, and one of straw for myself, I secured the horse to his bundle,
+by tying him to one of the men's swords stuck in the ground, and,
+placing mine under his nose, I laid myself down upon it, and never
+opened my eyes again until daylight.
+
+
+
+
+CHAP. XXI.
+
+ Battle of Waterloo. "A Horse! a Horse!" Breakfast. Position.
+ Disposition. Meeting of _particular_ Friends. Dish of Powder and
+ Ball. Fricassee of Swords. End of First Course. Pounding.
+ Brewing. Peppering. Cutting and Maiming. Fury. Tantalizing.
+ Charging. Cheering. Chasing. Opinionizing. Anecdotes. The End.
+
+
+BATTLE OF WATERLOO,
+
+18th June, 1815.
+
+When I awoke, this morning, at daylight, I found myself drenched with
+rain. I had slept so long and so soundly that I had, at first, but a
+very confused notion of my situation; but having a bright idea that my
+horse had been my companion when I went to sleep, I was rather
+startled at finding that I was now alone; nor could I rub my eyes
+clear enough to procure a sight of him, which was vexatious enough;
+for, independent of his value _as a horse_, his services were
+indispensable; and an adjutant might as well think of going into
+action without his arms as without such a supporter. But whatever my
+feelings might have been towards him, it was evident that he had none
+for me, from having drawn his sword and marched off. The chances of
+finding him again, amid ten thousand others, were about equal to the
+odds against the needle in a bundle of hay; but for once the single
+chance was gained, as, after a diligent search of an hour, he was
+discovered between two artillery horses, about half a mile from where
+he broke loose.
+
+The weather cleared up as the morning advanced; and, though every
+thing remained quiet at the moment, we were confident that the day
+would not pass off without an engagement, and, therefore, proceeded to
+put our arms in order, as, also, to get ourselves dried and made as
+comfortable as circumstances would permit.
+
+We made a fire against the wall of Sir Andrew Barnard's cottage, and
+boiled a huge camp-kettle full of tea, mixed up with a suitable
+quantity of milk and sugar, for breakfast; and, as it stood on the
+edge of the high road, where all the big-wigs of the army had occasion
+to pass, in the early part of the morning, I believe almost every one
+of them, from the Duke downwards, claimed a cupful.
+
+About nine o'clock, we received an order to retain a quantity of spare
+ammunition, in some secure place, and to send every thing in the shape
+of baggage and baggage-animals to the rear. It, therefore, became
+evident that the Duke meant to give battle in his present position;
+and it was, at the same time, generally understood that a corps of
+thirty thousand Prussians were moving to our support.
+
+About ten o'clock, an unusual bustle was observable among the
+staff-officers, and we soon after received an order to stand to our
+arms. The troops who had been stationed in our front during the night
+were then moved off to the right, and our division took up its
+fighting position.
+
+Our battalion stood on what was considered the left centre of the
+position. We had our right resting on the Namur-road, about a hundred
+yards in rear of the farm-house of La Haye Sainte, and our left
+extending behind a broken hedge, which run along the ridge to the
+left. Immediately in our front, and divided from La Haye Sainte only
+by the great road, stood a small knoll, with a sand-hole in its
+farthest side, which we occupied, as an advanced post, with three
+companies. The remainder of the division was formed in two lines; the
+first, consisting chiefly of light troops, behind the hedge, in
+continuation from the left of our battalion reserve; and the second,
+about a hundred yards in its rear. The guns were placed in the
+intervals between the brigades, two pieces were in the road-way on our
+right, and a rocket-brigade in the centre.
+
+The road had been cut through the rising ground, and was about twenty
+or thirty feet deep where our right rested, and which, in a manner,
+separated us from all the troops beyond. The division, I believe,
+under General Alten occupied the ground next to us, on the right. He
+had a light battalion of the German legion, posted inside of La Haye
+Sainte, and the household brigade of cavalry stood under cover of the
+rising ground behind him. On our left there were some Hanoverians and
+Belgians, together with a brigade of British heavy dragoons, the
+royals, and Scotch greys.
+
+These were all the observations on the disposition of our army that my
+situation enabled me to make. The whole position seemed to be a gently
+rising ground, presenting no obstacle at any point, excepting the
+broken hedge in front of our division, and it was only one in
+appearance, as it could be passed in every part.
+
+Shortly after we had taken up our ground, some columns, from the
+enemy's left, were seen in motion towards Hugamont, and were soon
+warmly engaged with the right of our army. A cannon ball, too, came
+from the Lord knows where, for it was not fired at us, and took the
+head off our right hand man. That part of their position, in our own
+immediate front, next claimed our undivided attention. It had hitherto
+been looking suspiciously innocent, with scarcely a human being upon
+it; but innumerable black specks were now seen taking post at regular
+distances in its front, and recognizing them as so many pieces of
+artillery, I knew, from experience, although nothing else was yet
+visible, that they were unerring symptoms of our not being destined to
+be idle spectators.
+
+From the moment we took possession of the knoll, we had busied
+ourselves in collecting branches of trees and other things, for the
+purpose of making an _abatis_ to block up the road between that and
+the farm-house, and soon completed one, which we thought looked
+sufficiently formidable to keep out the whole of the French cavalry;
+but it was put to the proof sooner than we expected, by a troop of our
+own light dragoons, who, having occasion to gallop through, astonished
+us not a little by clearing away every stick of it. We had just time
+to replace the scattered branches, when the whole of the enemy's
+artillery opened, and their countless columns began to advance under
+cover of it.
+
+The scene at that moment was grand and imposing, and we had a few
+minutes to spare for observation. The column destined as _our_
+particular _friends_, first attracted our notice, and seemed to
+consist of about ten thousand infantry. A smaller body of infantry and
+one of cavalry moved on their right; and, on their left, another huge
+column of infantry, and a formidable body of cuirassiers, while beyond
+them it seemed one moving mass.
+
+We saw Buonaparte himself take post on the side of the road,
+immediately in our front, surrounded by a numerous staff; and each
+regiment, as they passed him, rent the air with shouts of "_vive
+l'Empereur_," nor did they cease after they had passed; but, backed by
+the thunder of their artillery, and carrying with them the _rubidub_
+of drums, and the _tantarara_ of trumpets, in addition to their
+increasing shouts, it looked, at first, as if they had some hopes of
+scaring us off the ground; for it was a singular contrast to the stern
+silence reigning on our side, where nothing, as yet, but the voices of
+our great guns, told that we had mouths to open when we chose to use
+them. Our rifles were, however, in a very few seconds, required to
+play their parts, and opened such a fire on the advancing skirmishers
+as quickly brought them to a stand still; but their columns advanced
+steadily through them, although our incessant _tiralade_ was telling
+in their centre with fearful exactness, and our post was quickly
+turned in both flanks, which compelled us to fall back and join our
+comrades, behind the hedge, though not before some of our officers and
+theirs had been engaged in personal combat.
+
+When the heads of their columns shewed over the knoll which we had
+just quitted, they received such a fire from our first line, that they
+wavered, and hung behind it a little; but, cheered and encouraged by
+the gallantry of their officers, who were dancing and flourishing
+their swords in front, they at last boldly advanced to the opposite
+side of our hedge, and began to deploy. Our first line, in the mean
+time, was getting so thinned, that Picton found it necessary to bring
+up his second, but fell in the act of doing it. The command of the
+division, at that critical moment, devolved upon Sir James Kempt, who
+was galloping along the line, animating the men to steadiness. He
+called to me by name, where I happened to be standing on the right of
+our battalion, and desired "that I would never quit that spot." I told
+him that "he might depend upon it:" and in another instant I found
+myself in a fair way of keeping my promise more religiously than I
+intended; for, glancing my eye to the right, I saw the next field
+covered with the cuirassiers, some of whom were making directly for
+the gap in the hedge, where I was standing. I had not hitherto drawn
+my sword, as it was generally to be had at a moment's warning; but,
+from its having been exposed to the last night's rain, it had now got
+rusted in the scabbard, and refused to come forth! I was in a
+precious scrape. Mounted on my strong Flanders mare, and with my good
+old sword in my hand, I would have braved all the chances without a
+moment's hesitation; but, I confess, that I felt considerable doubts
+as to the propriety of standing there to be sacrificed, without the
+means of making a scramble for it. My mind, however, was happily
+relieved from such an embarrassing consideration, before my decision
+was required; for the next moment the cuirassiers were charged by our
+household brigade; and the infantry in our front giving way at the
+same time, under our terrific shower of musketry, the flying
+cuirassiers tumbled in among the routed infantry, followed by the
+life-guards, who were cutting away in all directions. Hundreds of the
+infantry threw themselves down, and pretended to be dead, while the
+cavalry galloped over them, and then got up and ran away. I never saw
+such a scene in all my life.
+
+Lord Wellington had given orders that the troops were, on no account,
+to leave the position to follow up any temporary advantage; so that
+we now resumed our post, as we stood at the commencement of the
+battle, and with three companies again advanced on the knoll.
+
+I was told, it was very ridiculous, at that moment, to see the number
+of vacant spots that were left nearly along the whole of the line,
+where a great part of the dark dressed foreign troops had stood,
+intermixed with the British, when the action began.
+
+Our division got considerably reduced in numbers during the last
+attack; but Lord Wellington's fostering hand sent Sir John Lambert to
+our support, with the sixth division; and we now stood prepared for
+another and a more desperate struggle.
+
+Our battalion had already lost three officers killed, and six or seven
+wounded; among the latter were Sir Andrew Barnard and Colonel Cameron.
+
+Some one asking me what had become of my horse's ear, was the first
+intimation I had of his being wounded; and I now found that,
+independent of one ear having been shaved close to his head, (I
+suppose by a cannon-shot,) a musket-ball had grazed across his
+forehead, and another gone through one of his legs, but he did not
+seem much the worse for either of them.
+
+Between two and three o'clock we were tolerably quiet, except from a
+thundering cannonade; and the enemy had, by that time, got the range
+of our position so accurately that every shot brought a ticket for
+somebody's head.
+
+An occasional gun, beyond the plain, far to our left, marked the
+approach of the Prussians; but their progress was too slow to afford a
+hope of their arriving in time to take any share in the battle.
+
+On our right, the roar of cannon and musketry had been incessant from
+the time of its commencement; but the higher ground, near us,
+prevented our seeing anything of what was going on.
+
+Between three and four o'clock, the storm gathered again in our front.
+Our three companies on the knoll were soon involved in a furious
+fire. The Germans, occupying La Haye Sainte, expended all their
+ammunition, and fled from the post. The French took possession of it;
+and, as it flanked our knoll, we were obliged to abandon it also, and
+fall back again behind the hedge.
+
+The loss of La Haye Sainte was of the most serious consequence, as it
+afforded the enemy an establishment within our position. They
+immediately brought up two guns on our side of it, and began serving
+out some grape to us; but they were so very near, that we destroyed
+their artillerymen before they could give us a second round.
+
+The silencing of these guns was succeeded by a very extraordinary
+scene, on the same spot. A strong regiment of Hanoverians advanced in
+line, to charge the enemy out of La Haye Sainte; but they were
+themselves charged by a brigade of cuirassiers, and, excepting one
+officer, on a little black horse, who went off to the rear, like a
+shot out of a shovel, I do believe that every man of them was put to
+death in about five seconds. A brigade of British light dragoons
+advanced to their relief, and a few, on each side, began exchanging
+thrusts; but it seemed likely to be a drawn battle between them,
+without much harm being done, when our men brought it to a crisis
+sooner than either side anticipated, for they previously had their
+rifles eagerly pointed at the cuirassiers, with a view of saving the
+perishing Hanoverians; but the fear of killing their friends withheld
+them, until the others were utterly overwhelmed, when they instantly
+opened a terrific fire on the whole concern, sending both sides to
+flight; so that, on the small space of ground, within a hundred yards
+of us, where five thousand men had been fighting the instant before,
+there was not now a living soul to be seen.
+
+It made me mad to see the cuirassiers, in their retreat, stooping and
+stabbing at our wounded men, as they lay on the ground. How I wished
+that I had been blessed with Omnipotent power for a moment, that I
+might have blighted them!
+
+The same field continued to be a wild one the whole of the afternoon.
+It was a sort of duelling-post between the two armies, every half-hour
+showing a meeting of some kind upon it; but they never exceeded a
+short scramble, for men's lives were held very cheap there.
+
+For the two or three succeeding hours there was no variety with us,
+but one continued blaze of musketry. The smoke hung so thick about,
+that, although not more than eighty yards asunder, we could only
+distinguish each other by the flashes of the pieces.
+
+A good many of our guns had been disabled, and a great many more
+rendered unserviceable in consequence of the unprecedented close
+fighting; for, in several places, where they had been posted but a
+very few yards in front of the line, it was impossible to work them.
+
+I shall never forget the scene which the field of battle presented
+about seven in the evening. I felt weary and worn out, less from
+fatigue than anxiety. Our division, which had stood upwards of five
+thousand men at the commencement of the battle, had gradually dwindled
+down into a solitary line of skirmishers. The twenty-seventh regiment
+were lying literally dead, in square, a few yards behind us. My horse
+had received another shot through the leg, and one through the flap of
+the saddle, which lodged in his body, sending him a step beyond the
+pension-list. The smoke still hung so thick about us that we could see
+nothing. I walked a little way to each flank, to endeavour to get a
+glimpse of what was going on; but nothing met my eye except the
+mangled remains of men and horses, and I was obliged to return to my
+post as wise as I went.
+
+I had never yet heard of a battle in which every body was killed; but
+this seemed likely to be an exception, as all were going by turns. We
+got excessively impatient under the tame similitude of the latter part
+of the process, and burned with desire to have a last thrust at our
+respective _vis-a-vis_; for, however desperate our affairs were, we
+had still the satisfaction of seeing that theirs were worse. Sir John
+Lambert continued to stand as our support, at the head of three good
+old regiments, one dead (the twenty-seventh) and two living ones; and
+we took the liberty of soliciting him to aid our views; but the Duke's
+orders on that head were so very particular that the gallant general
+had no choice.
+
+Presently a cheer, which we knew to be British, commenced far to the
+right, and made every one prick up his ears;--it was Lord Wellington's
+long wished-for orders to advance; it gradually approached, growing
+louder as it grew near;--we took it up by instinct, charged through
+the hedge down upon the old knoll, sending our adversaries flying at
+the point of the bayonet. Lord Wellington galloped up to us at the
+instant, and our men began to cheer him; but he called out, "no
+cheering, my lads, but forward, and complete your victory!"
+
+This movement had carried us clear of the smoke; and, to people who
+had been for so many hours enveloped in darkness, in the midst of
+destruction, and naturally anxious about the result of the day, the
+scene which now met the eye conveyed a feeling of more exquisite
+gratification than can be conceived. It was a fine summer's evening,
+just before sunset. The French were flying in one confused mass.
+British lines were seen in close pursuit, and in admirable order, as
+far as the eye could reach to the right, while the plain to the left
+was filled with Prussians. The enemy made one last attempt at a stand
+on the rising ground to our right of La Belle Alliance; but a charge
+from General Adams's brigade again threw them into a state of
+confusion, which was now inextricable, and their ruin was complete.
+Artillery, baggage, and every thing belonging to them, fell into our
+hands. After pursuing them until dark, we halted about two miles
+beyond the field of battle, leaving the Prussians to follow up the
+victory.
+
+This was the last, the greatest, and the most uncomfortable heap of
+glory that I ever had a hand in, and may the deuce take me if I think
+that every body waited there to see the end of it, otherwise it never
+could have been so troublesome to those who did. We were, take us all
+in all, a very bad army. Our foreign auxiliaries, who constituted more
+than half of our numerical strength, with some exceptions, were little
+better than a raw militia--a body without a soul, or like an inflated
+pillow, that gives to the touch, and resumes its shape again when the
+pressure ceases--not to mention the many who went clear out of the
+field, and were only seen while plundering our baggage in their
+retreat.
+
+Our heavy cavalry made some brilliant charges in the early part of the
+day; but they never knew when to stop, their ardour in following their
+advantages carrying them headlong on, until many of them "burnt their
+fingers," and got dispersed or destroyed.
+
+Of that gallant corps, the royal artillery, it is enough to say, that
+they maintained their former reputation--the first in the world--and
+it was a serious loss to us, in the latter part of the day, to be
+deprived of this more powerful co-operation, from the causes already
+mentioned.
+
+The British infantry and the King's German legion continued the
+inflexible supporters of their country's honour throughout, and their
+unshaken constancy under the most desperate circumstances showed that,
+though they might be destroyed, they were not to be beaten.
+
+If Lord Wellington had been at the head of his old Peninsula army, I
+am confident that he would have swept his opponents off the face of
+the earth immediately after their first attack; but with such a
+heterogeneous mixture under his command, he was obliged to submit to a
+longer day.
+
+It will ever be a matter of dispute what the result of that day would
+have been without the arrival of the Prussians: but it is clear to me
+that Lord Wellington would not have fought at Waterloo unless Blucher
+had promised to aid him with 30,000 men, as he required that number
+to put him on a numerical footing with his adversary. It is certain
+that the promised aid did not come in time to take any share whatever
+in the battle. It is equally certain that the enemy had, long before,
+been beaten into a mass of ruin, in condition for nothing but running,
+and wanting but an apology to do it; and I will ever maintain that
+Lord Wellington's last advance would have made it the same victory had
+a Prussian never been seen there.
+
+The field of battle, next morning, presented a frightful scene of
+carnage; it seemed as if the world had tumbled to pieces, and
+three-fourths of every thing destroyed in the wreck. The ground
+running parallel to the front of where we had stood was so thickly
+strewed with fallen men and horses, that it was difficult to step
+clear of their bodies; many of the former still alive, and imploring
+assistance, which it was not in our power to bestow.
+
+The usual salutation on meeting an acquaintance of another regiment
+after an action was to ask who had been hit? but on this occasion it
+was "Who's alive?" Meeting one, next morning, a very little fellow, I
+asked what had happened to them yesterday? "I'll be hanged," says he,
+"if I know any thing at all about the matter, for I was all day
+trodden in the mud and galloped over by every scoundrel who had a
+horse; and, in short, that I only owe my existence to my
+insignificance."
+
+Two of our men, on the morning of the 19th, lost their lives by a very
+melancholy accident. They were cutting up a captured ammunition-waggon
+for firewood, when one of their swords striking against a nail, sent a
+spark among the powder. When I looked in the direction of the
+explosion, I saw the two poor fellows about twenty or thirty feet up
+in the air. On falling to the ground, though lying on their backs or
+bellies, some extraordinary effort of nature, caused by the agony of
+the moment, made them spring from that position, five or six times, to
+the height of eight or ten feet, just as a fish does when thrown on
+the ground after being newly caught. It was so unlike a scene in real
+life that it was impossible to witness it without forgetting, for a
+moment, the horror of their situation.
+
+I ran to the spot along with others, and found that every stitch of
+clothes had been burnt off, and they were black as ink all over. They
+were still alive, and told us their names, otherwise we could not have
+recognized them; and, singular enough, they were able to walk off the
+ground with a little support, but died shortly after.
+
+Among other officers who fell at Waterloo, we lost one of the wildest
+youths that ever belonged to the service. He seemed to have a
+prophetic notion of his approaching end, for he repeatedly told us, in
+the early part of the morning, that he knew the devil would have him
+before night. I shall relate one anecdote of him, which occurred while
+we were in Spain. He went, by chance, to pass the day with two
+officers, quartered at a neighbouring village, who happened to be,
+that day, engaged to dine with the clergyman. Knowing their visitor's
+mischievous propensities, they were at first afraid to make him one of
+the party; but, after schooling him into a suitable propriety of
+behaviour, and exacting a promise of implicit obedience, they, at
+last, ventured to take him. On their arrival, the ceremony of
+introduction had just been gone through, and their host seated at an
+open window, when a favourite cat of his went purring about the young
+gentleman's boots, who, catching it by the tail, and giving it two or
+three preparatory swings round his head, sent it flying out at the
+window where the parson was sitting, who only escaped it by suddenly
+stooping. The only apology the youngster made for his conduct was,
+"Egad, I think I astonished that fellow!" but whether it was the cat
+or the parson he meant I never could learn.
+
+About twelve o'clock, on the day after the battle, we commenced our
+march for Paris. I shall, therefore, leave my readers at Waterloo, in
+the hope that, among the many stories of romance to which that and the
+other celebrated fields gave birth, the foregoing unsophisticated one
+of an eye-witness may not have been found altogether uninteresting.
+
+
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+ERRATA.
+
+
+Page 7, line 13, _read_ "of lively."
+
+Page 9, line 18, _read_ "reinforced" _instead of_ "reenforced."
+
+Page 25, line 17, _read_ "her's" _instead of_ "hers."
+
+Page 27, line 3, _read_ "with him!!!"
+
+Page 73, line 8, _read_ "when we" _instead of_ "when it."
+
+Page 154, line 21, _read_ "17th" _instead of_ "19th."
+
+Page 178, line 14, _read_ "re-crossed" _instead of_ "re-crosed."
+
+Page 219, line 17, _read_ "held one side" _instead of_ "held on one
+side."
+
+Page 266, line 13, _read_ "dying state;" _instead of_ "dying; state."
+
+Page 269, lines 14 and 15, _read_ "to remark in a French officer,
+occurred" _instead of_ "to remark was that of a French officer, which
+occurred."
+
+
+
+
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+
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