summaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
path: root/2920.txt
diff options
context:
space:
mode:
authorRoger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org>2025-10-15 05:20:06 -0700
committerRoger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org>2025-10-15 05:20:06 -0700
commitf950050b62b0cc8d924de734f1dbfdc20287c5c9 (patch)
tree63fd8aec76248a99987c1d108232a408342a1b9f /2920.txt
initial commit of ebook 2920HEADmain
Diffstat (limited to '2920.txt')
-rw-r--r--2920.txt2632
1 files changed, 2632 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/2920.txt b/2920.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7c11207
--- /dev/null
+++ b/2920.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,2632 @@
+
+ The Project Gutenberg EBook of Hall-Marked and Others
+ by John Galsworthy
+
+ This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+ almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+ re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+ with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+ Title: Hall-Marked and Others (From Six Short Plays)
+
+ Author: John Galsworthy
+
+ Last Updated: February 10, 2009
+ Release Date: September 26, 2004 [EBook #2920]
+
+ Language: English
+
+ Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+ *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HALL-MARKED AND OTHERS ***
+
+
+
+
+ Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+HALL-MARKED AND OTHERS
+
+From Six Short Plays
+
+By John Galsworthy
+
+
+
+CONTENTS:
+
+ HALL-MARKED
+ DEFEAT
+ THE SUN
+ PUNCH AND GO
+
+
+
+
+HALL-MARKED
+
+A Satiric Trifle
+
+
+
+ CHARACTERS
+
+ HERSELF.
+ LADY ELLA.
+ THE SQUIRE.
+ THE MAID.
+ MAUD.
+ THE RECTOR.
+ THE DOCTOR.
+ THE CABMAN.
+ HANNIBAL and EDWARD
+
+
+
+
+HALL-MARKED
+
+
+ The scene is the sitting-room and verandah of HER bungalow.
+
+ The room is pleasant, and along the back, where the verandah
+ runs, it seems all window, both French and casement. There is a
+ door right and a door left. The day is bright; the time
+ morning.
+
+ [HERSELF, dripping wet, comes running along the verandah,
+ through the French window, with a wet Scotch terrier in her
+ arms. She vanishes through the door left. A little pause, and
+ LADY ELLA comes running, dry, thin, refined, and agitated. She
+ halts where the tracks of water cease at the door left. A
+ little pause, and MAUD comes running, fairly dry, stolid,
+ breathless, and dragging a bull-dog, wet, breathless, and stout,
+ by the crutch end of her 'en-tout-cas'].
+
+LADY ELLA. Don't bring Hannibal in till I know where she's put
+Edward!
+
+MAUD. [Brutally, to HANNIBAL] Bad dog! Bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Maud, do take him out! Tie him up. Here! [She takes
+out a lace handkerchief ] No--something stronger! Poor darling
+Edward! [To HANNIBAL] You are a bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+MAUD. Edward began it, Ella. [To HANNIBAL] Bad dog! Bad dog!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Tie him up outside. Here, take my scarf. Where is my
+poor treasure? [She removes her scarf] Catch! His ear's torn; I
+saw it.
+
+MAUD. [Taking the scarf, to HANNIBAL] Now!
+
+ [HANNIBAL snuffles.]
+
+ [She ties the scarf to his collar]
+
+He smells horrible. Bad dog--getting into ponds to fight!
+
+LADY ELLA. Tie him up, Maud. I must try in here.
+
+ [Their husbands, THE SQUIRE and THE RECTOR, come hastening along
+ the verandah.]
+
+MAUD. [To THE RECTOR] Smell him, Bertie! [To THE SQUIRE] You
+might have that pond drained, Squire!
+
+ [She takes HANNIBAL out, and ties him to the verandah. THE
+ SQUIRE and RECTOR Come in. LADY ELLA is knocking on the door
+ left.]
+
+HER VOICE. All right! I've bound him up!
+
+LADY ELLA. May I come in?
+
+HER VOICE. Just a second! I've got nothing on.
+
+ [LADY ELLA recoils. THE SQUIRE and RECTOR make an involuntary
+ movement of approach.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! There you are!
+
+THE RECTOR. [Doubtfully] I was just going to wade in----
+
+LADY ELLA. Hannibal would have killed him, if she hadn't rushed in!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Done him good, little beast!
+
+LADY ELLA. Why didn't you go in, Tommy?
+
+THE SQUIRE. Well, I would--only she----
+
+LADY ELLA. I can't think how she got Edward out of Hannibal's awful
+mouth!
+
+MAUD. [Without--to HANNIBAL, who is snuffling on the verandah and
+straining at the scarf] Bad dog!
+
+LADY ELLA. We must simply thank her tremendously! I shall never
+forget the way she ran in, with her skirts up to her waist!
+
+THE SQUIRE. By Jove! No. It was topping.
+
+LADY ELLA. Her clothes must be ruined. That pond--ugh! [She
+wrinkles her nose] Tommy, do have it drained.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Dreamily] I don't remember her face in church.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ah! Yes. Who is she? Pretty woman!
+
+LADY ELLA. I must get the Vet. to Edward. [To THE SQUIRE] Tommy,
+do exert yourself!
+
+ [MAUD re-enters.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right! [Exerting himself] Here's a bell!
+
+HER VOICE. [Through the door] The bleeding's stopped. Shall I send
+him in to you?
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh, please! Poor darling!
+
+ [They listen.]
+
+ [LADY ELLA, prepares to receive EDWARD. THE SQUIRE and RECTOR
+ stand transfixed. The door opens, and a bare arm gently pushes
+ EDWARD forth. He is bandaged with a smooth towel. There is a
+ snuffle--HANNIBAL has broken the scarf, outside.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [Aghast] Look! Hannibal's loose! Maud--Tommy. [To THE
+RECTOR] You!
+
+ [The THREE rush to prevent HANNIBAL from re-entering.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [To EDWARD] Yes, I know--you'd like to! You SHALL bite
+him when it's safe. Oh! my darling, you DO----[She sniffs].
+
+ [MAUD and THE SQUIRE re-enter.]
+
+Have you tied him properly this time?
+
+MAUD. With Bertie's braces.
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! but----
+
+MAUD. It's all right; they're almost leather.
+
+ [THE RECTOR re-enters, with a slight look of insecurity.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Rector, are you sure it's safe?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Hitching at his trousers] No, indeed, LADY Ella--I----
+
+LADY ELLA. Tommy, do lend a hand!
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right, Ella; all right! He doesn't mean what you
+mean!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Transferring EDWARD to THE SQUIRE] Hold him, Tommy.
+He's sure to smell out Hannibal!
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Taking EDWARD by the collar, and holding his own nose]
+Jove! Clever if he can smell anything but himself. Phew! She ought
+to have the Victoria Cross for goin' in that pond.
+
+ [The door opens, and HERSELF appears; a fine, frank, handsome
+ woman, in a man's orange-coloured motor-coat, hastily thrown on
+ over the substrata of costume.]
+
+SHE. So very sorry--had to have a bath, and change, of course!
+
+LADY ELLA. We're so awfully grateful to you. It was splendid.
+
+MAUD. Quite.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Rather holding himself together] Heroic! I was just
+myself about to----
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Restraining EDWARD] Little beast will fight--must
+apologise--you were too quick for me----
+
+ [He looks up at her. She is smiling, and regarding the wounded
+ dog, her head benevolently on one side.]
+
+SHE. Poor dears! They thought they were so safe in that nice pond!
+
+LADY ELLA. Is he very badly torn?
+
+SHE. Rather nasty. There ought to be a stitch or two put in his
+ear.
+
+LADY ELLA. I thought so. Tommy, do----
+
+THE SQUIRE. All right. Am I to let him go?
+
+LADY ELLA. No.
+
+MAUD. The fly's outside. Bertie, run and tell Jarvis to drive in
+for the Vet.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Gentle and embarrassed] Run? Well, Maud--I----
+
+SHE. The doctor would sew it up. My maid can go round.
+
+ [HANNIBAL. appears at the open casement with the broken braces
+ dangling from his collar.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Look! Catch him! Rector!
+
+MAUD. Bertie! Catch him!
+
+ [THE RECTOR seizes HANNIBAL, but is seen to be in difficulties
+ with his garments. HERSELF, who has gone out left, returns,
+ with a leather strop in one hand and a pair of braces in the
+ other.]
+
+SHE. Take this strop--he can't break that. And would these be any
+good to you?
+
+ [SHE hands the braces to MAUD and goes out on to the verandah
+ and hastily away. MAUD, transferring the braces to the RECTOR,
+ goes out, draws HANNIBAL from the casement window, and secures
+ him with the strap. THE RECTOR sits suddenly with the braces in
+ his hands. There is a moment's peace.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Splendid, isn't she? I do admire her.
+
+THE SQUIRE. She's all there.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Feelingly] Most kind.
+
+ [He looks ruefully at the braces and at LADY ELLA. A silence.
+ MAUD reappears at the door and stands gazing at the braces.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Suddenly] Eh?
+
+MAUD. Yes.
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Looking at his wife] Ah!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Absorbed in EDWARD] Poor darling!
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Bluntly] Ella, the Rector wants to get up!
+
+THE RECTOR. [Gently] Perhaps--just for a moment----
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! [She turns to the wall.]
+
+ [THE RECTOR, screened by his WIFE, retires on to the verandah to
+ adjust his garments.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Meditating] So she's married!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Absorbed in EDWARD] Why?
+
+THE SQUIRE. Braces.
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! Yes. We ought to ask them to dinner, Tommy.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ah! Yes. Wonder who they are?
+
+ [THE RECTOR and MAUD reappear.]
+
+THE RECTOR. Really very good of her to lend her husband's--I was--
+er--quite----
+
+MAUD. That'll do, Bertie.
+
+ [THEY see HER returning along the verandah, followed by a sandy,
+ red-faced gentleman in leather leggings, with a needle and
+ cotton in his hand.]
+
+HERSELF. Caught the doctor just starting, So lucky!
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! Thank goodness!
+
+DOCTOR. How do, Lady Ella? How do, Squire?--how do, Rector? [To
+MAUD] How de do? This the beastie? I see. Quite! Who'll hold him
+for me?
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh! I!
+
+HERSELF. D'you know, I think I'd better. It's so dreadful when it's
+your own, isn't it? Shall we go in here, doctor? Come along, pretty
+boy!
+
+ [She takes EDWARD, and they pass into the room, left.]
+
+LADY ELLA. I dreaded it. She is splendid!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Dogs take to her. That's a sure sign.
+
+THE RECTOR. Little things--one can always tell.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Something very attractive about her--what! Fine build
+of woman.
+
+MAUD. I shall get hold of her for parish work.
+
+THE RECTOR. Ah! Excellent--excellent! Do!
+
+THE SQUIRE. Wonder if her husband shoots? She seems
+quite-er--quite----
+
+LADY ELLA. [Watching the door] Quite! Altogether charming; one of
+the nicest faces I ever saw.
+
+ [THE DOCTOR comes out alone.]
+
+Oh! Doctor--have you? is it----?
+
+DOCTOR. Right as rain! She held him like an angel--he just licked
+her, and never made a sound.
+
+LADY ELLA. Poor darling! Can I----
+
+ [She signs toward the door.]
+
+DOCTOR. Better leave 'em a minute. She's moppin' 'im off. [He
+wrinkles his nose] Wonderful clever hands!
+
+THE SQUIRE. I say--who is she?
+
+DOCTOR. [Looking from face to face with a dubious and rather
+quizzical expression] Who? Well--there you have me! All I know is
+she's a first-rate nurse--been helpin' me with a case in Ditch Lane.
+Nice woman, too--thorough good sort! Quite an acquisition here.
+H'm! [Again that quizzical glance] Excuse me hurryin' off--very
+late. Good-bye, Rector. Good-bye, Lady Ella. Good-bye!
+
+ [He goes. A silence.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! I suppose we ought to be a bit careful.
+
+ [JARVIS, flyman of the old school, has appeared on the
+ verandah.]
+
+JARVIS. [To THE RECTOR] Beg pardon, sir. Is the little dog all
+right?
+
+MAUD. Yes.
+
+JARVIS. [Touching his hat] Seein' you've missed your train, m'm,
+shall I wait, and take you 'ome again?
+
+MAUD. No.
+
+JARVIS. Cert'nly, m'm. [He touches his hat with a circular gesture,
+and is about to withdraw.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Oh, Jarvis--what's the name of the people here?
+
+JARVIS. Challenger's the name I've driven 'em in, my lady.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Challenger? Sounds like a hound. What's he like?
+
+JARVIS. [Scratching his head] Wears a soft 'at, sir.
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Ah!
+
+JARVIS. Very nice gentleman, very nice lady. 'Elped me with my old
+mare when she 'ad the 'ighsteria last week--couldn't 'a' been kinder
+if they'd 'a' been angels from 'eaven. Wonderful fond o' dumb
+animals, the two of 'em. I don't pay no attention to gossip, meself.
+
+MAUD. Gossip? What gossip?
+
+JARVIS. [Backing] Did I make use of the word, m'm? You'll excuse
+me, I'm sure. There's always talk where there's newcomers. I takes
+people as I finds 'em.
+
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes, yes, Jarvis--quite--quite right!
+
+JARVIS. Yes, sir. I've--I've got a 'abit that way at my time o'
+life.
+
+MAUD. [Sharply] How long have they been here, Jarvis?
+
+JARVIS. Well---er--a matter of three weeks, m'm.
+
+ [A slight involuntary stir.]
+
+[Apologetic] Of course, in my profession I can't afford to take
+notice of whether there's the trifle of a ring between 'em, as the
+sayin' is. 'Tisn't 'ardly my business like.
+
+ [A silence.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [Suddenly] Er--thank you, Jarvis; you needn't wait.
+
+JARVIS. No, m'lady. Your service, sir--service, m'm.
+
+ [He goes. A silence.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Drawing a little closer] Three weeks? I say--er--
+wasn't there a book?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Abstracted] Three weeks----I certainly haven't seen
+them in church.
+
+MAUD. A trifle of a ring!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Impulsively] Oh, bother! I'm sure she's all right.
+And if she isn't, I don't care. She's been much too splendid.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Must think of the village. Didn't quite like the
+doctor's way of puttin' us off.
+
+LADY ELLA. The poor darling owes his life to her.
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Dash it! Yes! Can't forget the way she ran into
+that stinkin' pond.
+
+MAUD. Had she a wedding-ring on?
+
+ [They look at each other, but no one knows.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Well, I'm not going to be ungrateful.
+
+THE SQUIRE. It'd be dashed awkward--mustn't take a false step, Ella.
+
+THE RECTOR. And I've got his braces! [He puts his hand to his
+waist.]
+
+MAUD. [Warningly] Bertie!
+
+THE SQUIRE. That's all right, Rector--we're goin' to be perfectly
+polite, and--and--thank her, and all that.
+
+LADY ELLA. We can see she's a good sort. What does it matter?
+
+MAUD. My dear Ella! "What does it matter!" We've got to know.
+
+THE RECTOR. We do want light.
+
+THE SQUIRE. I'll ring the bell. [He rings.]
+
+ [They look at each other aghast.]
+
+LADY ELLA. What did you ring for, Tommy?
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Flabbergasted] God knows!
+
+MAUD. Somebody'll come.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Rector--you--you've got to----
+
+MAUD. Yes, Bertie.
+
+THE RECTOR. Dear me! But--er--what--er----How?
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Deeply-to himself] The whole thing's damn delicate.
+
+ [The door right is opened and a MAID appears. She is a
+ determined-looking female. They face her in silence.]
+
+THE RECTOR. Er--er----your master is not in?
+
+THE MAID. No. 'E's gone up to London.
+
+THE RECTOR. Er----Mr Challenger, I think?
+
+THE MAID. Yes.
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes! Er----quite so
+
+THE MAID. [Eyeing them] D'you want--Mrs Challenger?
+
+THE RECTOR. Ah! Not precisely----
+
+THE SQUIRE. [To him in a low, determined voice] Go on.
+
+THE RECTOR. [Desperately] I asked because there was a--a--Mr.
+Challenger I used to know in the 'nineties, and I thought--you
+wouldn't happen to know how long they've been married? My friend
+marr----
+
+THE MAID. Three weeks.
+
+THE RECTOR. Quite so--quite so! I shall hope it will turn out to
+be----Er--thank you--Ha!
+
+LADY ELLA. Our dog has been fighting with the Rector's, and Mrs
+Challenger rescued him; she's bathing his ear. We're waiting to
+thank her. You needn't----
+
+THE MAID. [Eyeing them] No.
+
+ [She turns and goes out.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. Phew! What a gorgon! I say, Rector, did you really
+know a Challenger in the 'nineties?
+
+THE RECTOR. [Wiping his brow] No.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Ha! Jolly good!
+
+LADY ELLA. Well, you see!--it's all right.
+
+THE RECTOR. Yes, indeed. A great relief!
+
+LADY ELLA. [Moving to the door] I must go in now.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Hold on! You goin' to ask 'em to--to--anything?
+
+LADY ELLA. Yes.
+
+MAUD. I shouldn't.
+
+LADY ELLA. Why not? We all like the look of her.
+
+THE RECTOR. I think we should punish ourselves for entertaining that
+uncharitable thought.
+
+LADY ELLA. Yes. It's horrible not having the courage to take people
+as they are.
+
+THE SQUIRE. As they are? H'm! How can you till you know?
+
+LADY ELLA. Trust our instincts, of course.
+
+THE SQUIRE. And supposing she'd turned out not married--eh!
+
+LADY ELLA! She'd still be herself, wouldn't she?
+
+MAUD. Ella!
+
+THE SQUIRE. H'm! Don't know about that.
+
+LADY ELLA. Of course she would, Tommy.
+
+THE RECTOR. [His hand stealing to his waist] Well! It's a great
+weight off my----!
+
+LADY ELLA. There's the poor darling snuffling. I must go in.
+
+ [She knocks on the door. It is opened, and EDWARD comes out
+ briskly, with a neat little white pointed ear-cap on one ear.]
+
+LADY ELLA. Precious!
+
+ [SHE HERSELF Comes out, now properly dressed in flax-blue
+ linen.]
+
+LADY ELLA. How perfectly sweet of you to make him that!
+
+SHE. He's such a dear. And the other poor dog?
+
+MAUD. Quite safe, thanks to your strop.
+
+ [HANNIBAL appears at the window, with the broken strop dangling.
+ Following her gaze, they turn and see him.]
+
+MAUD. Oh! There, he's broken it. Bertie!
+
+SHE. Let me! [She seizes HANNIBAL.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. We're really most tremendously obliged to you. Afraid
+we've been an awful nuisance.
+
+SHE. Not a bit. I love dogs.
+
+THE SQUIRE. Hope to make the acquaintance of Mr----of your husband.
+
+LADY ELLA. [To EDWARD, who is straining]
+
+ [Gently, darling! Tommy, take him.]
+
+ [THE SQUIRE does so.]
+
+MAUD. [Approaching HANNIBAL.] Is he behaving?
+
+ [She stops short, and her face suddenly shoots forward at HER
+ hands that are holding HANNIBAL'S neck.]
+
+SHE. Oh! yes--he's a love.
+
+MAUD. [Regaining her upright position, and pursing her lips; in a
+peculiar voice] Bertie, take Hannibal.
+
+THE RECTOR takes him.
+
+LADY ELLA. [Producing a card] I can't be too grateful for all
+you've done for my poor darling. This is where we live. Do come--
+and see----
+
+ [MAUD, whose eyes have never left those hands, tweaks LADY
+ ELLA's dress.]
+
+LADY ELLA. That is--I'm--I----
+
+ [HERSELF looks at LADY ELLA in surprise.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. I don't know if your husband shoots, but if----
+
+ [MAUD, catching his eye, taps the third finger of her left
+ hand.]
+
+--er--he--does--er--er----
+
+ [HERSELF looks at THE SQUIRE surprised.]
+
+MAUD. [Turning to her husband, repeats the gesture with the low and
+simple word] Look!
+
+THE RECTOR. [With round eyes, severely] Hannibal! [He lifts him
+bodily and carries him away.]
+
+MAUD. Don't squeeze him, Bertie!
+
+ [She follows through the French window.]
+
+THE SQUIRE. [Abruptly--of the unoffending EDWARD] That dog'll be
+forgettin' himself in a minute.
+
+ [He picks up EDWARD and takes him out.]
+
+ [LADY ELLA is left staring.]
+
+LADY ELLA. [At last] You mustn't think, I----You mustn't think, we
+----Oh! I must just see they--don't let Edward get at Hannibal.
+
+ [She skims away.]
+
+ [HERSELF is left staring after LADY ELLA, in surprise.]
+
+SHE. What is the matter with them?
+
+ [The door is opened.]
+
+THE MAID. [Entering and holding out a wedding-ring--severely] You
+left this, m'm, in the bathroom.
+
+SHE. [Looking, startled, at her finger] Oh! [Taking it] I hadn't
+missed it. Thank you, Martha.
+
+ [THE MAID goes.]
+
+ [A hand, slipping in at the casement window, softly lays a pair
+ of braces on the windowsill. SHE looks at the braces, then at
+ the ring. HER lip curls.]
+
+Sue. [Murmuring deeply] Ah!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+DEFEAT
+
+A Tiny Drama
+
+
+
+ CHARACTERS
+
+ THE OFFICER.
+ THE GIRL.
+
+
+ DURING THE GREAT WAR. EVENING.
+
+
+
+ An empty room. The curtains drawn and gas turned low. The
+ furniture and walls give a colour-impression as of greens and
+ beetroot. There is a prevalence of plush. A fireplace on the
+ Left, a sofa, a small table; the curtained window is at the
+ back. On the table, in a common pot, stands a little plant of
+ maidenhair fern, fresh and green.
+
+ Enter from the door on the Right, a GIRL and a YOUNG OFFICER in
+ khaki. The GIRL wears a discreet dark dress, hat, and veil, and
+ stained yellow gloves. The YOUNG OFFICER is tall, with a fresh
+ open face, and kindly eager blue eyes; he is a little lame. The
+ GIRL, who is evidently at home, moves towards the gas jet to
+ turn it up, then changes her mind, and going to the curtains,
+ draws them apart and throws up the window. Bright moonlight
+ comes flooding in. Outside are seen the trees of a little
+ Square. She stands gazing out, suddenly turns inward with a
+ shiver.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I say; what's the matter? You were crying when I spoke
+to you.
+
+GIRL. [With a movement of recovery] Oh! nothing. The beautiful
+evening-that's all.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Looking at her] Cheer up!
+
+GIRL. [Taking of hat and veil; her hair is yellowish and crinkly]
+Cheer up! You are not lonelee, like me.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Limping to the window--doubtfully] I say, how did you
+how did you get into this? Isn't it an awfully hopeless sort of
+life?
+
+GIRL. Yees, it ees. You haf been wounded?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Just out of hospital to-day.
+
+GIRL. The horrible war--all the misery is because of the war. When
+will it end?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Leaning against the window-sill, looking at her
+attentively] I say, what nationality are you?
+
+GIRL. [With a quick look and away] Rooshian.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Really! I never met a Russian girl. [The GIRL gives him
+another quick look] I say, is it as bad as they make out?
+
+GIRL. [Slipping her hand through his arm] Not when I haf anyone as
+ni-ice as you; I never haf had, though. [She smiles, and her smile,
+like her speech, is slow and confining] You stopped because I was
+sad, others stop because I am gay. I am not fond of men at all.
+When you know--you are not fond of them.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Well, you hardly know them at their best, do you? You
+should see them in the trenches. By George! They're simply
+splendid--officers and men, every blessed soul. There's never been
+anything like it--just one long bit of jolly fine self-sacrifice;
+it's perfectly amazing.
+
+GIRL. [Turning her blue-grey eyes on him] I expect you are not the
+last at that. You see in them what you haf in yourself, I think.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, not a bit; you're quite out! I assure you when we
+made the attack where I got wounded there wasn't a single man in my
+regiment who wasn't an absolute hero. The way they went in--never
+thinking of themselves--it was simply ripping.
+
+GIRL. [In a queer voice] It is the same too, perhaps, with--the
+enemy.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, yes! I know that.
+
+GIRL. Ah! You are not a mean man. How I hate mean men!
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh! they're not mean really--they simply don't
+understand.
+
+GIRL. Oh! You are a babee--a good babee aren't you?
+
+ [The YOUNG OFFICER doesn't like this, and frowns. The GIRL
+ looks a little scared.]
+
+GIRL. [Clingingly] But I li-ke you for it. It is so good to find a
+ni-ice man.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Abruptly] About being lonely? Haven't you any Russian
+friends?
+
+GIRL. [Blankly] Rooshian? No. [Quickly] The town is so beeg.
+Were you at the concert before you spoke to me?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes.
+
+GIRL. I too. I lofe music.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I suppose all Russians do.
+
+GIRL. [With another quick look tat him] I go there always when I
+haf the money.
+
+YOUNG OFF. What! Are you as badly on the rocks as that?
+
+GIRL. Well, I haf just one shilling now!
+
+ [She laughs bitterly. The laugh upsets him; he sits on the
+ window-sill, and leans forward towards her.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. I say, what's your name?
+
+GIRL. May. Well, I call myself that. It is no good asking yours.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With a laugh] You're a distrustful little soul; aren't
+you?
+
+GIRL. I haf reason to be, don't you think?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes. I suppose you're bound to think us all brutes.
+
+GIRL. [Sitting on a chair close to the window where the moonlight
+falls on one powdered cheek] Well, I haf a lot of reasons to be
+afraid all my time. I am dreadfully nervous now; I am not trusding
+anybody. I suppose you haf been killing lots of Germans?
+
+YOUNG OFF. We never know, unless it happens to be hand to hand; I
+haven't come in for that yet.
+
+GIRL. But you would be very glad if you had killed some.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, glad? I don't think so. We're all in the same boat,
+so far as that's concerned. We're not glad to kill each other--not
+most of us. We do our job--that's all.
+
+GIRL. Oh! It is frightful. I expect I haf my brothers killed.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Don't you get any news ever?
+
+GIRL. News? No indeed, no news of anybody in my country. I might
+not haf a country; all that I ever knew is gone; fader, moder,
+sisters, broders, all; never any more I shall see them, I suppose,
+now. The war it breaks and breaks, it breaks hearts. [She gives a
+little snarl] Do you know what I was thinking when you came up to
+me? I was thinking of my native town, and the river in the
+moonlight. If I could see it again I would be glad. Were you ever
+homeseeck?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I have been--in the trenches. But one's ashamed
+with all the others.
+
+GIRL. Ah! Yees! Yees! You are all comrades there. What is it
+like for me here, do you think, where everybody hates and despises
+me, and would catch me and put me in prison, perhaps. [Her breast
+heaves.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Leaning forward and patting her knee] Sorry--sorry.
+
+GIRL. [In a smothered voice] You are the first who has been kind to
+me for so long! I will tell you the truth--I am not Rooshian at all
+--I am German.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Staring] My dear girl, who cares. We aren't fighting
+against women.
+
+GIRL. [Peering at him] Another man said that to me. But he was
+thinkin' of his fun. You are a veree ni-ice boy; I am so glad I met
+you. You see the good in people, don't you? That is the first thing
+in the world--because--there is really not much good in people, you
+know.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Smiling] You are a dreadful little cynic! But of
+course you are!
+
+GIRL. Cyneec? How long do you think I would live if I was not a
+cyneec? I should drown myself to-morrow. Perhaps there are good
+people, but, you see, I don't know them.
+
+YOUNG OFF. I know lots.
+
+GIRL. [Leaning towards him] Well now--see, ni-ice boy--you haf
+never been in a hole, haf you?
+
+YOUNG OFF. I suppose not a real hole.
+
+GIRL. No, I should think not, with your face. Well, suppose I am
+still a good girl, as I was once, you know; and you took me to your
+mother and your sisters and you said: "Here is a little German girl
+that has no work, and no money, and no friends." They will say: "Oh!
+how sad! A German girl!" And they will go and wash their hands.
+
+ [The OFFICER, is silent, staring at her.]
+
+GIRL. You see.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Muttering] I'm sure there are people.
+
+GIRL. No. They would not take a German, even if she was good.
+Besides, I don't want to be good any more--I am not a humbug; I have
+learned to be bad. Aren't you going to kees me, ni-ice boy?
+
+She puts her face close to his. Her eyes trouble him; he draws back.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Don't. I'd rather not, if you don't mind. [She looks at
+him fixedly, with a curious inquiring stare] It's stupid. I don't
+know--but you see, out there, and in hospital, life's different.
+It's--it's--it isn't mean, you know. Don't come too close.
+
+GIRL. Oh! You are fun----[She stops] Doesn't it light. No Zeps
+to-night. When they burn--what a 'orrble death! And all the people
+cheer. It is natural. Do you hate us veree much?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Turning sharply] Hate? I don't know.
+
+GIRL. I don't hate even the English--I despise them. I despise my
+people too; even more, because they began this war. Oh! I know that.
+I despise all the peoples. Why haf they made the world so miserable
+--why haf they killed all our lives--hundreds and thousands and
+millions of lives--all for noting? They haf made a bad world--
+everybody hating, and looking for the worst everywhere. They haf
+made me bad, I know. I believe no more in anything. What is there
+to believe in? Is there a God? No! Once I was teaching little
+English children their prayers--isn't that funnee? I was reading to
+them about Christ and love. I believed all those things. Now I
+believe noting at all--no one who is not a fool or a liar can
+believe. I would like to work in a 'ospital; I would like to go and
+'elp poor boys like you. Because I am a German they would throw me
+out a 'undred times, even if I was good. It is the same in Germany,
+in France, in Russia, everywhere. But do you think I will believe in
+Love and Christ and God and all that--Not I! I think we are animals
+--that's all! Oh, yes! you fancy it is because my life has spoiled
+me. It is not that at all--that is not the worst thing in life. The
+men I take are not ni-ice, like you, but it's their nature; and--they
+help me to live, which is something for me, anyway. No, it is the
+men who think themselves great and good and make the war with their
+talk and their hate, killing us all--killing all the boys like you,
+and keeping poor People in prison, and telling us to go on hating;
+and all these dreadful cold-blood creatures who write in the papers
+--the same in my country--just the same; it is because of all of them
+that I think we are only animals.
+
+ [The YOUNG OFFICER gets up, acutely miserable.]
+
+ [She follows him with her eyes.]
+
+GIRL. Don't mind me talkin', ni-ice boy. I don't know anyone to
+talk to. If you don't like it, I can be quiet as a mouse.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Oh, go on! Talk away; I'm not obliged to believe you,
+and I don't.
+
+ [She, too, is on her feet now, leaning against the wall; her
+ dark dress and white face just touched by the slanting
+ moonlight. Her voice comes again, slow and soft and bitter.]
+
+GIRL. Well, look here, ni-ice boy, what sort of world is it, where
+millions are being tortured, for no fault of theirs, at all? A
+beautiful world, isn't it? 'Umbog! Silly rot, as you boys call it.
+You say it is all "Comrades" and braveness out there at the front,
+and people don't think of themselves. Well, I don't think of myself
+veree much. What does it matter? I am lost now, anyway. But I
+think of my people at 'ome; how they suffer and grieve. I think of
+all the poor people there, and here, how lose those they love, and
+all the poor prisoners. Am I not to think of them? And if I do, how
+am I to believe it a beautiful world, ni-ice boy?
+
+ [He stands very still, staring at her.]
+
+GIRL. Look here! We haf one life each, and soon it is over. Well,
+I think that is lucky.
+
+YOUNG OFF. No! There's more than that.
+
+GIRL. [Softly] Ah! You think the war is fought for the future; you
+are giving your lives for a better world, aren't you?
+
+YOUNG OFF. We must fight till we win.
+
+GIRL. Till you win. My people think that too. All the peoples
+think that if they win the world will be better. But it will not,
+you know; it will be much worse, anyway.
+
+ [He turns away from her, and catches up his cap. Her voice
+ follows him.]
+
+GIRL. I don't care which win. I don't care if my country is beaten.
+I despise them all--animals--animals. Ah! Don't go, ni-ice boy; I
+will be quiet now.
+
+ [He has taken some notes from his tunic pocket; he puts then on
+ the table and goes up to her.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. Good-night.
+
+GIRL. [Plaintively] Are you really going? Don't you like me
+enough?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I like you.
+
+GIRL. It is because I am German, then?
+
+YOUNG OFF. No.
+
+GIRL. Then why won't you stay?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With a shrug] If you must know--because you upset me.
+
+GIRL. Won't you kees me once?
+
+ [He bends, puts his lips to her forehead. But as he takes them
+ away she throws her head back, presses her mouth to his, and
+ clings to him.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Sitting down suddenly] Don't! I don't want to feel a
+brute.
+
+GIRL. [Laughing] You are a funny boy; but you are veree good. Talk
+to me a little, then. No one talks to me. Tell me, haf you seen
+many German prisoners?
+
+YOUNG OFF. [Sighing] A good many.
+
+GIRL. Any from the Rhine?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes, I think so.
+
+GIRL. Were they veree sad?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Some were; some were quite glad to be taken.
+
+GIRL. Did you ever see the Rhine? It will be wonderful to-night.
+The moonlight will be the same there, and in Rooshia too, and France,
+everywhere; and the trees will look the same as here, and people will
+meet under them and make love just as here. Oh! isn't it stupid, the
+war? As if it were not good to be alive!
+
+YOUNG OFF. You can't tell how good it is to be alive till you're
+facing death. You don't live till then. And when a whole lot of you
+feel like that--and are ready to give their lives for each other,
+it's worth all the rest of life put together.
+
+ [He stops, ashamed of such, sentiment before this girl, who
+ believes in nothing.]
+
+GIRL. [Softly] How were you wounded, ni-ice boy?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Attacking across open ground: four machine bullets got me
+at one go off.
+
+GIRL. Weren't you veree frightened when they ordered you to attack?
+
+ [He shakes his head and laughs.]
+
+YOUNG OFF. It was great. We did laugh that morning. They got me
+much too soon, though--a swindle.
+
+GIRL. [Staring at him] You laughed?
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes. And what do you think was the first thing I was
+conscious of next morning? My old Colonel bending over me and giving
+me a squeeze of lemon. If you knew my Colonel you'd still believe in
+things. There is something, you know, behind all this evil. After
+all, you can only die once, and, if it's for your country--all the
+better!
+
+ [Her face, in the moonlight, with, intent eyes touched up with
+ black, has a most strange, other-world look.]
+
+GIRL. No; I believe in nothing, not even in my country. My heart is
+dead.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Yes; you think so, but it isn't, you know, or you
+wouldn't have 'been crying when I met you.
+
+GIRL. If it were not dead, do you think I could live my life-walking
+the streets every night, pretending to like strange men; never
+hearing a kind word; never talking, for fear I will be known for a
+German? Soon I shall take to drinking; then I shall be "Kaput" veree
+quick. You see, I am practical; I see things clear. To-night I am a
+little emotional; the moon is funny, you know. But I live for myself
+only, now. I don't care for anything or anybody.
+
+YOUNG OFF. All the same; just now you were pitying your folk at
+home, and prisoners and that.
+
+GIRL. Yees; because they suffer. Those who suffer are like me--I
+pity myself, that's all; I am different from your English women. I
+see what I am doing; I do not let my mind become a turnip just
+because I am no longer moral.
+
+YOUNG OFF. Nor your heart either, for all you say.
+
+GIRL. Ni-ice boy, you are veree obstinate. But all that about love
+is 'umbog. We love ourselves, noting more.
+
+ At that intense soft bitterness in her voice, he gets up,
+ feeling stifled, and stands at the window. A newspaper boy some
+ way off is calling his wares. The GIRL's fingers slip between
+ his own, and stay unmoving. He looks round into her face. In
+ spite of make-up it has a queer, unholy, touching beauty.
+
+YOUNG OFF. [With an outburst] No; we don't only love ourselves;
+there is more. I can't explain, but there's something great; there's
+kindness--and--and-----
+
+ [The shouting of newspaper boys grows louder and their cries,
+ passionately vehement, clash into each other and obscure each
+ word. His head goes up to listen; her hand tightens within his
+ arm--she too is listening. The cries come nearer, hoarser, more
+ shrill and clamorous; the empty moonlight outside seems suddenly
+ crowded with figures, footsteps, voices, and a fierce distant
+ cheering. "Great victory--great victory! Official! British!
+ 'Eavy defeat of the 'Uns! Many thousand prisoners! 'Eavy
+ defeat!" It speeds by, intoxicating, filling him with a fearful
+ joy; he leans far out, waving his cap and cheering like a
+ madman; the night seems to flutter and vibrate and answer. He
+ turns to rush down into the street, strikes against something
+ soft, and recoils. The GIRL stands with hands clenched, and
+ face convulsed, panting. All confused with the desire to do
+ something, he stoops to kiss her hand. She snatches away her
+ fingers, sweeps up the notes he has put down, and holds them out
+ to him.]
+
+GIRL. Take them--I will not haf your English money--take them.
+
+ Suddenly she tears them across, twice, thrice, lets the bits.
+ flutter to the floor, and turns her back on him. He stands
+ looking at her leaning against the plush-covered table, her head
+ down, a dark figure in a dark room, with the moonlight
+ sharpening her outline. Hardly a moment he stays, then makes
+ for the door. When he is gone, she still stands there, her chin
+ on her breast, with the sound in her ears of cheering, of
+ hurrying feet, and voices crying: "'Eavy Defeat!" stands, in the
+ centre of a pattern made by the fragments of the torn-up notes,
+ staring out unto the moonlight, seeing not this hated room and
+ the hated Square outside, but a German orchard, and herself, a
+ little girl, plucking apples, a big dog beside her; and a
+ hundred other pictures, such as the drowning see. Then she
+ sinks down on the floor, lays her forehead on the dusty carpet,
+ and presses her body to it. Mechanically, she sweeps together
+ the scattered fragments of notes, assembling them with the dust
+ into a little pile, as of fallen leaves, and dabbling in it with
+ her fingers, while the tears run down her cheeks.
+
+GIRL. Defeat! Der Vaterland! Defeat!.... One shillin'!
+
+ [Then suddenly, in the moonlight, she sits up, and begins to
+ sing with all her might "Die Wacht am Rhein." And outside men
+ pass, singing: "Rule, Britannia!"]
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+THE SUN
+
+A Scene
+
+
+
+
+ CHARACTERS
+
+ THE GIRL.
+ THE MAN.
+ THE SOLDIER.
+
+
+ THE SUN
+
+ A Girl, sits crouched over her knees on a stile close to a
+ river. A MAN with a silver badge stands beside her, clutching
+ the worn top plank. THE GIRL'S level brows are drawn together;
+ her eyes see her memories. THE MAN's eyes see THE GIRL; he has
+ a dark, twisted face. The bright sun shines; the quiet river
+ flows; the Cuckoo is calling; the mayflower is in bloom along
+ the hedge that ends in the stile on the towing-path.
+
+THE GIRL. God knows what 'e'll say, Jim.
+
+THE MAN. Let 'im. 'E's come too late, that's all.
+
+THE GIRL. He couldn't come before. I'm frightened. 'E was fond o'
+me.
+
+THE MAN. And aren't I fond of you?
+
+THE GIRL. I ought to 'a waited, Jim; with 'im in the fightin'.
+
+THE MAN. [Passionately] And what about me? Aren't I been in the
+fightin'--earned all I could get?
+
+THE GIRL. [Touching him] Ah!
+
+THE MAN. Did you--? [He cannot speak the words.]
+
+THE GIRL. Not like you, Jim--not like you.
+
+THE MAN. Have a spirit, then.
+
+THE GIRL. I promised him.
+
+THE MAN. One man's luck's another's poison.
+
+THE GIRL. I ought to 'a waited. I never thought he'd come back from
+the fightin'.
+
+THE MAN. [Grimly] Maybe 'e'd better not 'ave.
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking back along the tow-path] What'll he be like, I
+wonder?
+
+THE MAN. [Gripping her shoulder] Daisy, don't you never go back on
+me, or I should kill you, and 'im too.
+
+ [THE GIRL looks at him, shivers, and puts her lips to his.]
+
+THE GIRL. I never could.
+
+THE MAN. Will you run for it? 'E'd never find us!
+
+ [THE GIRL shakes her head.]
+
+THE MAN [Dully] What's the good o' stayin'? The world's wide.
+
+THE GIRL. I'd rather have it off me mind, with him home.
+
+THE MAN. [Clenching his hands] It's temptin' Providence.
+
+THE GIRL. What's the time, Jim?
+
+THE MAN. [Glancing at the sun] 'Alf past four.
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking along the towing-path] He said four o'clock.
+Jim, you better go.
+
+THE MAN. Not I. I've not got the wind up. I've seen as much of
+hell as he has, any day. What like is he?
+
+THE GIRL. [Dully] I dunno, just. I've not seen him these three
+years. I dunno no more, since I've known you.
+
+THE MAN. Big or little chap?
+
+THE GIRL. 'Bout your size. Oh! Jim, go along!
+
+THE MAN. No fear! What's a blighter like that to old Fritz's
+shells? We didn't shift when they was comin'. If you'll go, I'll
+go; not else.
+
+ [Again she shakes her head.]
+
+THE GIRL. Jim, do you love me true?
+
+ [For answer THE MAN takes her avidly in his arms.]
+
+I ain't ashamed--I ain't ashamed. If 'e could see me 'eart.
+
+THE MAN. Daisy! If I'd known you out there, I never could 'a stuck
+it. They'd 'a got me for a deserter. That's how I love you!
+
+THE GIRL. Jim, don't lift your hand to 'im! Promise!
+
+THE MAN. That's according.
+
+THE GIRL. Promise!
+
+THE MAN. If 'e keeps quiet, I won't. But I'm not accountable--not
+always, I tell you straight--not since I've been through that.
+
+THE GIRL. [With a shiver] Nor p'raps he isn't.
+
+THE MAN. Like as not. It takes the lynch pins out, I tell you.
+
+THE GIRL. God 'elp us!
+
+THE MAN. [Grimly] Ah! We said that a bit too often. What we want
+we take, now; there's no one else to give it us, and there's no
+fear'll stop us; we seen the bottom of things.
+
+THE GIRL. P'raps he'll say that too.
+
+THE MAN. Then it'll be 'im or me.
+
+THE GIRL. I'm frightened:
+
+THE MAN. [Tenderly] No, Daisy, no! The river's handy. One more or
+less. 'E shan't 'arm you; nor me neither. [He takes out a knife.]
+
+THE GIRL. [Seizing his hand] Oh, no! Give it to me, Jim!
+
+THE MAN. [Smiling] No fear! [He puts it away] Shan't 'ave no need
+for it like as not. All right, little Daisy; you can't be expected
+to see things like what we do. What's life, anyway? I've seen a
+thousand lives taken in five minutes. I've seen dead men on the
+wires like flies on a flypaper. I've been as good as dead meself a
+hundred times. I've killed a dozen men. It's nothin'. He's safe,
+if 'e don't get my blood up. If he does, nobody's safe; not 'im, nor
+anybody else; not even you. I'm speakin' sober.
+
+THE GIRL. [Softly] Jim, you won't go fightin' in the sun, with the
+birds all callin'?
+
+THE MAN. That depends on 'im. I'm not lookin' for it. Daisy, I
+love you. I love your hair. I love your eyes. I love you.
+
+THE GIRL. And I love you, Jim. I don't want nothin' more than you
+in all the world.
+
+THE MAN. Amen to that, my dear. Kiss me close!
+
+ The sound of a voice singing breaks in on their embrace. THE
+ GIRL starts from his arms, and looks behind her along the
+ towing-path. THE MAN draws back against, the hedge, fingering
+ his side, where the knife is hidden. The song comes nearer.
+
+
+ "I'll be right there to-night,
+ Where the fields are snowy white;
+ Banjos ringing, darkies singing,
+ All the world seems bright."
+
+THE GIRL. It's him!
+
+THE MAN. Don't get the wind up, Daisy. I'm here!
+
+ [The singing stops. A man's voice says "Christ! It's Daisy;
+ it's little Daisy 'erself!" THE GIRL stands rigid. The figure
+ of a soldier appears on the other side of the stile. His cap is
+ tucked into his belt, his hair is bright in the sunshine; he is
+ lean, wasted, brown, and laughing.]
+
+SOLDIER. Daisy! Daisy! Hallo, old pretty girl!
+
+ [THE GIRL does not move, barring the way, as it were.]
+
+THE GIRL. Hallo, Jack! [Softly] I got things to tell you!
+
+SOLDIER. What sort o' things, this lovely day? Why, I got things
+that'd take me years to tell. Have you missed me, Daisy?
+
+THE GIRL. You been so long.
+
+SOLDIER. So I 'ave. My Gawd! It's a way they 'ave in the Army. I
+said when I got out of it I'd laugh. Like as the sun itself I used
+to think of you, Daisy, when the trumps was comin' over, and the wind
+was up. D'you remember that last night in the wood? "Come back and
+marry me quick, Jack." Well, here I am--got me pass to heaven. No
+more fightin', no more drillin', no more sleepin' rough. We can get
+married now, Daisy. We can live soft an' 'appy. Give us a kiss, my
+dear.
+
+THE GIRL. [Drawing back] No.
+
+SOLDIER. [Blankly] Why not?
+
+ [THE MAN, with a swift movement steps along the hedge to THE
+ GIRL'S side.]
+
+THE MAN. That's why, soldier.
+
+SOLDIER. [Leaping over the stile] 'Oo are you, Pompey? The sun
+don't shine in your inside, do it? 'Oo is he, Daisy?
+
+THE GIRL. My man.
+
+SOLDIER. Your-man! Lummy! "Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a
+thief!" Well, mate! So you've been through it, too. I'm laughin'
+this mornin' as luck will 'ave it. Ah! I can see your knife.
+
+THE MAN. [Who has half drawn his knife] Don't laugh at me, I tell
+you.
+
+SOLDIER. Not at you, not at you. [He looks from one to the other]
+I'm laughin' at things in general. Where did you get it, mate?
+
+THE MAN. [Watchfully] Through the lung.
+
+SOLDIER. Think o' that! An' I never was touched. Four years an'
+never was touched. An' so you've come an' took my girl! Nothin'
+doin'! Ha! [Again he looks from one to the other-then away] Well!
+The world's before me! [He laughs] I'll give you Daisy for a lung
+protector.
+
+THE MAN. [Fiercely] You won't. I've took her.
+
+SOLDIER. That's all right, then. You keep 'er. I've got a laugh in
+me you can't put out, black as you look! Good-bye, little Daisy!
+
+ [THE GIRL makes a movement towards him.]
+
+THE MAN. Don't touch 'im!
+
+ [THE GIRL stands hesitating, and suddenly bursts into tears.]
+
+SOLDIER. Look 'ere, mate; shake 'ands! I don't want to see a girl
+cry, this day of all, with the sun shinin'. I seen too much of
+sorrer. You and me've been at the back of it. We've 'ad our whack.
+Shake!
+
+THE MAN. Who are you kiddin'? You never loved 'er!
+
+SOLDIER. [After a long moment's pause] Oh! I thought I did.
+
+THE MAN. I'll fight you for her.
+
+ [He drops his knife. ]
+
+SOLDIER. [Slowly] Mate, you done your bit, an' I done mine. It's
+took us two ways, seemin'ly.
+
+THE GIRL. [Pleading] Jim!
+
+THE MAN. [With clenched fists] I don't want 'is charity. I only
+want what I can take.
+
+SOLDIER. Daisy, which of us will you 'ave?
+
+THE GIRL. [Covering her face] Oh! Him!
+
+SOLDIER. You see, mate! Put your 'ands down. There's nothin' for
+it but a laugh. You an' me know that. Laugh, mate!
+
+THE MAN. You blarsted----!
+
+ [THE GIRL springs to him and stops his mouth.]
+
+SOLDIER. It's no use, mate. I can't do it. I said I'd laugh
+to-day, and laugh I will. I've come through that, an' all the stink
+of it; I've come through sorrer. Never again! Cheerio, mate! The
+sun's a-shinin'! He turns away.
+
+THE GIRL. Jack, don't think too 'ard of me!
+
+SOLDIER. [Looking back] No fear, my dear! Enjoy your fancy! So
+long! Gawd bless you both!
+
+He sings, and goes along the path, and the song fades away.
+
+ "I'll be right there to-night
+ Where the fields are snowy white;
+ Banjos ringing, darkies singing
+ All the world seems bright!"
+
+
+
+THE MAN. 'E's mad!
+
+THE GIRL. [Looking down the path with her hands clasped] The sun has
+touched 'im, Jim!
+
+
+ CURTAIN
+
+
+
+
+PUNCH AND GO
+
+A Little Comedy
+
+ "Orpheus with his lute made trees
+ And the mountain tope that freeze....."
+
+
+
+
+ PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+ JAMES G. FRUST..............The Boss
+ E. BLEWITT VANE.............The Producer
+ MR. FORESON.................The Stage Manager
+ "ELECTRICS"..................The Electrician
+ "PROPS".....................The Property Man
+ HERBERT.....................The Call Boy
+
+
+
+
+ OF THE PLAY WITHIN THE PLAY
+
+ GUY TOONE...................The Professor
+ VANESSA HELLGROVE...........The Wife
+ GEORGE FLEETWAY.............Orpheus
+ MAUDE HOPKINS...............The Faun
+
+
+
+SCENE: The Stage of a Theatre.
+
+Action continuous, though the curtain is momentarily lowered
+according to that action.
+
+
+
+ PUNCH AND GO
+
+ The Scene is the stage of the theatre set for the dress
+ rehearsal of the little play: "Orpheus with his Lute." The
+ curtain is up and the audience, though present, is not supposed
+ to be. The set scene represents the end section of a room, with
+ wide French windows, Back Centre, fully opened on to an apple
+ orchard in bloom. The Back Wall with these French windows, is
+ set only about ten feet from the footlights, and the rest of the
+ stage is orchard. What is visible of the room would indicate
+ the study of a writing man of culture. ( Note.--If found
+ advantageous for scenic purposes, this section of room can be
+ changed to a broad verandah or porch with pillars supporting its
+ roof.) In the wall, Stage Left, is a curtained opening, across
+ which the curtain is half drawn. Stage Right of the French
+ windows is a large armchair turned rather towards the window,
+ with a book rest attached, on which is a volume of the
+ Encyclopedia Britannica, while on a stool alongside are writing
+ materials such as a man requires when he writes with a pad on
+ his knees. On a little table close by is a reading-lamp with a
+ dark green shade. A crude light from the floats makes the stage
+ stare; the only person on it is MR FORESON, the stage manager,
+ who is standing in the centre looking upwards as if waiting for
+ someone to speak. He is a short, broad man, rather blank, and
+ fatal. From the back of the auditorium, or from an empty box,
+ whichever is most convenient, the producer, MR BLEWITT VANE, a
+ man of about thirty four, with his hair brushed back, speaks.
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson?
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. We'll do that lighting again.
+
+ [FORESON walks straight of the Stage into the wings Right.]
+
+ [A pause.]
+
+Mr Foreson! [Crescendo] Mr Foreson.
+
+ [FORESON walks on again from Right and shades his eyes.]
+
+VANE. For goodness sake, stand by! We'll do that lighting again.
+Check your floats.
+
+FORESON. [Speaking up into the prompt wings] Electrics!
+
+VOICE OF ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Give it us again. Check your floats.
+
+ [The floats go down, and there is a sudden blinding glare of
+ blue lights, in which FORESON looks particularly ghastly.]
+
+VANE. Great Scott! What the blazes! Mr Foreson!
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the wings Left. Crescendo.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. Tell Miller to come down.
+
+FORESON. Electrics! Mr Blewitt Vane wants to speak to you. Come
+down!
+
+VANE. Tell Herbert to sit in that chair.
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the Right wings.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. Don't go off the stage. [FORESON mutters.]
+
+ [ELECTRICS appears from the wings, Stage Left. He is a dark,
+ thin-faced man with rather spikey hair.]
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes, Mr Vane?
+
+VANE. Look!
+
+ELECTRICS. That's what I'd got marked, Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Once for all, what I want is the orchard in full moonlight,
+and the room dark except for the reading lamp. Cut off your front
+battens.
+
+ [ELECTRICS withdraws Left. FORESON walks off the Stage into the
+ Right wings.]
+
+Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. See this marked right. Now, come on with it! I want to get
+some beauty into this!
+
+ [While he is speaking, HERBERT, the call boy, appears from the
+ wings Right, a mercurial youth of about sixteen with a wide
+ mouth.]
+
+FORESON. [Maliciously] Here you are, then, Mr Vane. Herbert, sit
+in that chair.
+
+ [HERBERT sits an the armchair, with an air of perfect peace.]
+
+VANE. Now! [All the lights go out. In a wail] Great Scott!
+
+ [A throaty chuckle from FORESON in the darkness. The light
+ dances up, flickers, shifts, grows steady, falling on the
+ orchard outside. The reading lamp darts alight and a piercing
+ little glare from it strikes into the auditorium away from
+ HERBERT.]
+
+[In a terrible voice] Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Look--at--that--shade!
+
+ [FORESON mutters, walks up to it and turns it round so that the
+ light shines on HERBERT'S legs.]
+
+On his face, on his face!
+
+ [FORESON turns the light accordingly.]
+
+FORESON. Is that what you want, Mr Vane?
+
+VANE. Yes. Now, mark that!
+
+FORESON. [Up into wings Right] Electrics!
+
+ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Mark that!
+
+VANE. My God!
+
+ [The blue suddenly becomes amber.]
+
+ [The blue returns. All is steady. HERBERT is seen diverting
+ himself with an imaginary cigar.]
+
+Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Ask him if he's got that?
+
+FORESON. Have you got that?
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes.
+
+VANE. Now pass to the change. Take your floats off altogether.
+
+FORESON. [Calling up] Floats out. [They go out.]
+
+VANE. Cut off that lamp. [The lamp goes out] Put a little amber in
+your back batten. Mark that! Now pass to the end. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Black out
+
+FORESON. [Calling up] Black out!
+
+ [The lights go out.]
+
+VANE. Give us your first lighting-lamp on. And then the two
+changes. Quick as you can. Put some pep into it. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Stand for me where Miss Hellgrove comes in. FORESON crosses
+to the window. No, no!--by the curtain.
+
+ [FORESON takes his stand by the curtain; and suddenly the three
+ lighting effects are rendered quickly and with miraculous
+ exactness.]
+
+Good! Leave it at that. We'll begin. Mr Foreson, send up to Mr
+Frust.
+
+ [He moves from the auditorium and ascends on to the Stage, by
+ some steps Stage Right.]
+
+FORESON. Herb! Call the boss, and tell beginners to stand by.
+Sharp, now!
+
+ [HERBERT gets out of the chair, and goes off Right.]
+
+ [FORESON is going off Left as VANE mounts the Stage.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. I want "Props."
+
+FORESON. [In a stentorian voice] "Props!"
+
+ [Another moth-eaten man appears through the French windows.]
+
+VANE. Is that boulder firm?
+
+PROPS. [Going to where, in front of the back-cloth, and apparently
+among its apple trees, lies the counterfeitment of a mossy boulder;
+he puts his foot on it] If, you don't put too much weight on it,
+sir.
+
+VANE. It won't creak?
+
+PROPS. Nao. [He mounts on it, and a dolorous creaking arises.]
+
+VANE. Make that right. Let me see that lute.
+
+ [PROPS produces a property lute. While they scrutinize it, a
+ broad man with broad leathery clean-shaven face and small mouth,
+ occupied by the butt end of a cigar, has come on to the stage
+ from Stage Left, and stands waiting to be noticed.]
+
+PROPS. [Attracted by the scent of the cigar] The Boss, Sir.
+
+VANE. [Turning to "PROPS"] That'll do, then.
+
+ ["PROPS" goes out through the French windows.]
+
+VANE. [To FRUST] Now, sir, we're all ready for rehearsal of
+"Orpheus with his Lute."
+
+FRUST. [In a cosmopolitan voice] "Orphoos with his loot!" That his
+loot, Mr Vane? Why didn't he pinch something more precious? Has
+this high-brow curtain-raiser of yours got any "pep" in it?
+
+VANE. It has charm.
+
+FRUST. I'd thought of "Pop goes the Weasel" with little Miggs. We
+kind of want a cock-tail before "Louisa loses," Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Well, sir, you'll see.
+
+FRUST. This your lighting? It's a bit on the spiritool side. I've
+left my glass. Guess I'll sit in the front row. Ha'f a minute. Who
+plays this Orphoos?
+
+VANE. George Fleetway.
+
+FRUST. Has he got punch?
+
+VANE. It's a very small part.
+
+FRUST. Who are the others?
+
+VANE. Guy Toone plays the Professor; Vanessa Hellgrove his wife;
+Maude Hopkins the faun.
+
+FRUST. H'm! Names don't draw.
+
+VANE. They're not expensive, any of them. Miss Hellgrove's a find,
+I think.
+
+FRUST. Pretty?
+
+VANE. Quite.
+
+FRUST. Arty?
+
+VANE. [Doubtfully] No. [With resolution] Look here, Mr FRUST,
+it's no use your expecting another "Pop goes the Weasel."
+
+FRUST. We-ell, if it's got punch and go, that'll be enough for me.
+Let's get to it!
+
+ [He extinguishes his cigar and descends the steps and sits in
+ the centre of the front row of the stalls.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson?
+
+FORESON. [Appearing through curtain, Right] Sir?
+
+VANE. Beginners. Take your curtain down.
+
+ [He descends the steps and seats himself next to FRUST. The
+ curtain goes down.]
+
+ [A woman's voice is heard singing very beautifully Sullivan's
+ song: "Orpheus with his lute, with his lute made trees and the
+ mountain tops that freeze'." etc.]
+
+FRUST. Some voice!
+
+ The curtain rises. In the armchair the PROFESSOR is yawning,
+ tall, thin, abstracted, and slightly grizzled in the hair. He
+ has a pad of paper over his knee, ink on the stool to his right
+ and the Encyclopedia volume on the stand to his left-barricaded
+ in fact by the article he is writing. He is reading a page over
+ to himself, but the words are drowned in the sound of the song
+ his WIFE is singing in the next room, partly screened off by the
+ curtain. She finishes, and stops. His voice can then be heard
+ conning the words of his article.
+
+PROF. "Orpheus symbolized the voice of Beauty, the call of life,
+luring us mortals with his song back from the graves we dig for
+ourselves. Probably the ancients realized this neither more nor less
+than we moderns. Mankind has not changed. The civilized being still
+hides the faun and the dryad within its broadcloth and its silk. And
+yet"--[He stops, with a dried-up air-rather impatiently] Go on, my
+dear! It helps the atmosphere.
+
+ [The voice of his WIFE begins again, gets as far as "made them
+ sing" and stops dead, just as the PROFESSOR's pen is beginning
+ to scratch. And suddenly, drawing the curtain further aside]
+
+ [SHE appears. Much younger than the PROFESSOR, pale, very
+ pretty, of a Botticellian type in face, figure, and in her
+ clinging cream-coloured frock. She gazes at her abstracted
+ husband; then swiftly moves to the lintel of the open window,
+ and stands looking out.]
+
+THE WIFE. God! What beauty!
+
+PROF. [Looking Up] Umm?
+
+THE WIFE. I said: God! What beauty!
+
+PROF. Aha!
+
+THE WIFE. [Looking at him] Do you know that I have to repeat
+everything to you nowadays?
+
+PROF. What?
+
+THE WIFE. That I have to repeat----
+
+PROF. Yes; I heard. I'm sorry. I get absorbed.
+
+THE WIFE. In all but me.
+
+PROF. [Startled] My dear, your song was helping me like anything to
+get the mood. This paper is the very deuce--to balance between the
+historical and the natural.
+
+THE WIFE. Who wants the natural?
+
+PROF. [Grumbling] Umm! Wish I thought that! Modern taste!
+History may go hang; they're all for tuppence-coloured sentiment
+nowadays.
+
+THE WIFE. [As if to herself] Is the Spring sentiment?
+
+PROF. I beg your pardon, my dear; I didn't catch.
+
+WIFE. [As if against her will--urged by some pent-up force] Beauty,
+beauty!
+
+PROF. That's what I'm, trying to say here. The Orpheus legend
+symbolizes to this day the call of Beauty! [He takes up his pen,
+while she continues to stare out at the moonlight. Yawning] Dash
+it! I get so sleepy; I wish you'd tell them to make the after-dinner
+coffee twice as strong.
+
+WIFE. I will.
+
+PROF. How does this strike you? [Conning] "Many Renaissance
+pictures, especially those of Botticelli, Francesca and Piero di
+Cosimo were inspired by such legends as that of Orpheus, and we owe a
+tiny gem--like Raphael 'Apollo and Marsyas' to the same Pagan
+inspiration."
+
+WIFE. We owe it more than that--rebellion against the dry-as-dust.
+
+PROF. Quite. I might develop that: "We owe it our revolt against
+the academic; or our disgust at 'big business,' and all the grossness
+of commercial success. We owe----". [His voice peters out.]
+
+WIFE. It--love.
+
+PROF. [Abstracted] Eh!
+
+WIFE. I said: We owe it love.
+
+PROF. [Rather startled] Possibly. But--er [With a dry smile]
+I mustn't say that here--hardly!
+
+WIFE. [To herself and the moonlight] Orpheus with his lute!
+
+PROF. Most people think a lute is a sort of flute. [Yawning
+heavily] My dear, if you're not going to sing again, d'you mind
+sitting down? I want to concentrate.
+
+WIFE. I'm going out.
+
+PROF. Mind the dew!
+
+WIFE. The Christian virtues and the dew.
+
+PROF. [With a little dry laugh] Not bad! Not bad! The Christian
+virtues and the dew. [His hand takes up his pen, his face droops
+over his paper, while his wife looks at him with a very strange face]
+"How far we can trace the modern resurgence against the Christian
+virtues to the symbolic figures of Orpheus, Pan, Apollo, and Bacchus
+might be difficult to estimate, but----"
+
+ [During those words his WIFE has passed through the window into
+ the moonlight, and her voice rises, singing as she goes:
+ "Orpheus with his lute, with his lute made trees..."]
+
+PROF. [Suddenly aware of something] She'll get her throat bad.
+[He is silent as the voice swells in the distance] Sounds queer at
+night-H'm! [He is silent--Yawning. The voice dies away. Suddenly
+his head nods; he fights his drowsiness; writes a word or two, nods
+again, and in twenty seconds is asleep.]
+
+ [The Stage is darkened by a black-out. FRUST's voice is heard
+ speaking.]
+
+FRUST. What's that girl's name?
+
+VANE. Vanessa Hellgrove.
+
+FRUST. Aha!
+
+ [The Stage is lighted up again. Moonlight bright on the
+ orchard; the room in darkness where the PROFESSOR'S figure is
+ just visible sleeping in the chair, and screwed a little more
+ round towards the window. From behind the mossy boulder a
+ faun-like figure uncurls itself and peeps over with ears
+ standing up and elbows leaning on the stone, playing a rustic
+ pipe; and there are seen two rabbits and a fox sitting up and
+ listening. A shiver of wind passes, blowing petals from the
+ apple-trees.]
+
+ [The FAUN darts his head towards where, from Right, comes slowly
+ the figure of a Greek youth, holding a lute or lyre which his
+ fingers strike, lifting out little wandering strains as of wind
+ whinnying in funnels and odd corners. The FAUN darts down
+ behind the stone, and the youth stands by the boulder playing
+ his lute. Slowly while he plays the whitened trunk of an
+ apple-tree is seen, to dissolve into the body of a girl with
+ bare arms and feet, her dark hair unbound, and the face of the
+ PROFESSOR'S WIFE. Hypnotized, she slowly sways towards him,
+ their eyes fixed on each other, till she is quite close. Her
+ arms go out to him, cling round his neck and, their lips meet.
+ But as they meet there comes a gasp and the PROFESSOR with
+ rumpled hair is seen starting from his chair, his hands thrown
+ up; and at his horrified "Oh!" the Stage is darkened with a
+ black-out.]
+
+ [The voice of FRUST is heard speaking.]
+
+FRUST. Gee!
+
+ The Stage is lighted up again, as in the opening scene. The
+ PROFESSOR is seen in his chair, with spilt sheets of paper round
+ him, waking from a dream. He shakes himself, pinches his leg,
+ stares heavily round into the moonlight, rises.
+
+PROF. Phew! Beastly dream! Boof! H'm! [He moves to the window
+and calls.] Blanche! Blanche! [To himself] Made trees-made trees!
+[Calling] Blanche!
+
+WIFE's VOICE. Yes.
+
+PROF. Where are you?
+
+WIFE. [Appearing by the stone with her hair down] Here!
+
+PROF. I say--I---I've been asleep--had a dream. Come in. I'll tell
+you.
+
+ [She comes, and they stand in the window.]
+
+PROF. I dreamed I saw a-faun on that boulder blowing on a pipe. [He
+looks nervously at the stone] With two damned little rabbits and a
+fox sitting up and listening. And then from out there came our
+friend Orpheus playing on his confounded lute, till he actually
+turned that tree there into you. And gradually he-he drew you like a
+snake till you--er--put your arms round his neck and--er--kissed him.
+Boof! I woke up. Most unpleasant. Why! Your hair's down!
+
+WIFE. Yes.
+
+PROF. Why?
+
+WIFE. It was no dream. He was bringing me to life.
+
+PROF. What on earth?
+
+WIFE. Do you suppose I am alive? I'm as dead as Euridice.
+
+PROF. Good heavens, Blanche, what's the matter with you to-night?
+
+WIFE. [Pointing to the litter of papers] Why don't we live, instead
+of writing of it? [She points out unto the moonlight] What do we
+get out of life? Money, fame, fashion, talk, learning? Yes. And
+what good are they? I want to live!
+
+PROF. [Helplessly] My dear, I really don't know what you mean.
+
+WIFE. [Pointing out into the moonlight] Look! Orpheus with his
+lute, and nobody can see him. Beauty, beauty, beauty--we let it go.
+[With sudden passion] Beauty, love, the spring. They should be in
+us, and they're all outside.
+
+PROF. My dear, this is--this is--awful. [He tries to embrace her.]
+
+WIFE. [Avoiding him--an a stilly voice] Oh! Go on with your
+writing!
+
+PROF. I'm--I'm upset. I've never known you so--so----
+
+WIFE. Hysterical? Well! It's over. I'll go and sing.
+
+PROF. [Soothingly] There, there! I'm sorry, darling; I really am.
+You're kipped--you're kipped. [He gives and she accepts a kiss]
+Better?
+
+ [He gravitates towards his papers.]
+
+All right, now?
+
+WIFE. [Standing still and looking at him] Quite!
+
+PROF. Well, I'll try and finish this to-night; then, to-morrow we
+might have a jaunt. How about a theatre? There's a thing--they say
+--called "Chinese Chops," that's been running years.
+
+WIFE. [Softly to herself as he settles down into his chair] Oh!
+God!
+
+ [While he takes up a sheet of paper and adjusts himself, she
+ stands at the window staring with all her might at the boulder,
+ till from behind it the faun's head and shoulders emerge once
+ more.]
+
+PROF. Very queer the power suggestion has over the mind. Very
+queer! There's nothing really in animism, you know, except the
+curious shapes rocks, trees and things take in certain lights--effect
+they have on our imagination. [He looks up] What's the matter now?
+
+WIFE. [Startled] Nothing! Nothing!
+
+ [Her eyes waver to him again, and the FAUN vanishes. She turns
+ again to look at the boulder; there is nothing there; a little
+ shiver of wind blows some petals off the trees. She catches one
+ of them, and turning quickly, goes out through the curtain.]
+
+PROF. [Coming to himself and writing] "The Orpheus legend is the--
+er--apotheosis of animism. Can we accept----" [His voice is lost in
+the sound of his WIFE'S voice beginning again: "Orpheus with his
+lute--with his lute made trees----" It dies in a sob. The PROFESSOR
+looks up startled, as the curtain falls].
+
+FRUST. Fine! Fine!
+
+VANE. Take up the curtain. Mr Foreson?
+
+ [The curtain goes up.]
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. Everybody on.
+
+ [He and FRUST leave their seats and ascend on to the Stage, on
+ which are collecting the four Players.]
+
+VANE. Give us some light.
+
+FORESON. Electrics! Turn up your floats!
+
+ [The footlights go up, and the blue goes out; the light is crude
+ as at the beginning.]
+
+FRUST. I'd like to meet Miss Hellgrove. [She comes forward eagerly
+and timidly. He grasps her hand] Miss Hellgrove, I want to say I
+thought that fine--fine. [Her evident emotion and pleasure warm him
+so that he increases his grasp and commendation] Fine. It quite got
+my soft spots. Emotional. Fine!
+
+MISS H. Oh! Mr Frust; it means so much to me. Thank you!
+
+FRUST. [A little balder in the eye, and losing warmth] Er--fine!
+[His eye wanders] Where's Mr Flatway?
+
+VANE. Fleetway.
+
+ [FLEETWAY comes up.]
+
+FRUST. Mr Fleetway, I want to say I thought your Orphoos very
+remarkable. Fine.
+
+FLEETWAY. Thank you, sir, indeed--so glad you liked it.
+
+FRUST. [A little balder in the eye] There wasn't much to it, but
+what there was was fine. Mr Toone.
+
+ [FLEETWAY melts out and TOONE is precipitated.]
+
+Mr Toone, I was very pleased with your Professor--quite a
+character-study. [TOONE bows and murmurs] Yes, sir! I thought it
+fine. [His eye grows bald] Who plays the goat?
+
+MISS HOPK. [Appearing suddenly between the windows] I play the
+faun, Mr Frost.
+
+FORESON. [Introducing] Miss Maude 'Opkins.
+
+FRUST. Miss Hopkins, I guess your fawn was fine.
+
+MISS HOPK. Oh! Thank you, Mr Frost. How nice of you to say so. I
+do so enjoy playing him.
+
+FRUST. [His eye growing bald] Mr Foreson, I thought the way you
+fixed that tree was very cunning; I certainly did. Got a match?
+
+ [He takes a match from FORESON, and lighting a very long cigar,
+ walks up Stage through the French windows followed by FORESON,
+ and examines the apple-tree.]
+
+ [The two Actors depart, but Miss HELLGROVE runs from where she
+ has been lingering, by the curtain, to VANE, Stage Right.]
+
+MISS H. Oh! Mr Vane--do you think? He seemed quite--Oh! Mr Vane
+[ecstatically] If only----
+
+VANE. [Pleased and happy] Yes, yes. All right--you were splendid.
+He liked it. He quite----
+
+MISS H. [Clasping her hand] How wonderful Oh, Mr Vane, thank you!
+
+ [She clasps his hands; but suddenly, seeing that FRUST is coming
+ back, fits across into the curtain and vanishes.]
+
+ [The Stage, in the crude light, as empty now save for FRUST,
+ who, in the French windows, Centre, is mumbling his cigar; and
+ VANE, Stage Right, who is looking up into the wings, Stage
+ Left.]
+
+VANE. [Calling up] That lighting's just right now, Miller. Got it
+marked carefully?
+
+ELECTRICS. Yes, Mr Vane.
+
+VANE. Good. [To FRUST who as coming down] Well, sir? So glad----
+
+FRUST. Mr Vane, we got little Miggs on contract?
+
+VANE. Yes.
+
+FRUST. Well, I liked that little pocket piece fine. But I'm blamed
+if I know what it's all about.
+
+VANE. [A little staggered] Why! Of course it's a little allegory.
+The tragedy of civilization--all real feeling for Beauty and Nature
+kept out, or pent up even in the cultured.
+
+FRUST. Ye-ep. [Meditatively] Little Miggs'd be fine in "Pop goes
+the Weasel."
+
+VANE. Yes, he'd be all right, but----
+
+FRUST. Get him on the 'phone, and put it into rehearsal right now.
+
+VANE. What! But this piece--I--I----!
+
+FRUST. Guess we can't take liberties with our public, Mr Vane. They
+want pep.
+
+VANE. [Distressed] But it'll break that girl's heart. I--really--I
+can't----
+
+FRUST. Give her the part of the 'tweeny in "Pop goes".
+
+VANE. Mr Frust, I--I beg. I've taken a lot of trouble with this
+little play. It's good. It's that girl's chance--and I----
+
+FRUST. We-ell! I certainly thought she was fine. Now, you 'phone
+up Miggs, and get right along with it. I've only one rule, sir!
+Give the Public what it wants; and what the Public wants is punch and
+go. They've got no use for Beauty, Allegory, all that high-brow
+racket. I know 'em as I know my hand.
+
+ [During this speech MISS HELLGROVE is seen listening by the
+ French window, in distress, unnoticed by either of them.]
+
+VANE. Mr Frost, the Public would take this, I'm sure they would; I'm
+convinced of it. You underrate them.
+
+FRUST. Now, see here, Mr Blewitt Vane, is this my theatre? I tell
+you, I can't afford luxuries.
+
+VANE. But it--it moved you, sir; I saw it. I was watching.
+
+FRUST. [With unmoved finality] Mr Vane, I judge I'm not the average
+man. Before "Louisa Loses" the Public'll want a stimulant. "Pop
+goes the Weasel" will suit us fine. So--get right along with it.
+I'll go get some lunch.
+
+ [As he vanishes into the wings, Left, MISS HELLGROVE covers her
+ face with her hands. A little sob escaping her attracts VANE'S
+ attention. He takes a step towards her, but she flies.]
+
+VANE. [Dashing his hands through his hair till it stands up]
+Damnation!
+
+ [FORESON walks on from the wings, Right.]
+
+FORESON. Sir?
+
+VANE. "Punch and go!" That superstition!
+
+ [FORESON walks straight out into the wings, Left.]
+
+VANE. Mr Foreson!
+
+FORESON. [Re-appearing] Sir?
+
+VANE. This is scrapped. [With savagery] Tell 'em to set the first
+act of "Louisa Loses," and put some pep into it.
+
+ [He goes out through the French windows with the wind still in
+ his hair.]
+
+FORESON. [In the centre of the Stage] Electrics!
+
+ELECTRICS. Hallo!
+
+FORESON. Where's Charlie?
+
+ELECTRICS. Gone to his dinner.
+
+FORESON. Anybody on the curtain?
+
+A VOICE. Yes, Mr Foreson.
+
+FORESON. Put your curtain down.
+
+ [He stands in the centre of the Stage with eyes uplifted as the
+ curtain descends.]
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
+
+ End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Hall-Marked and Others (Six Short
+ Plays), by John Galsworthy
+
+ *** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HALL-MARKED AND OTHERS ***
+
+ ***** This file should be named 2920.txt or 2920.zip *****
+ This and all associated files of various formats will be found in:
+ https://www.gutenberg.org/2/9/2/2920/
+
+ Produced by David Widger
+
+ Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions
+ will be renamed.
+
+ Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no
+ one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation
+ (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without
+ permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules,
+ set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to
+ copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to
+ protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project
+ Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you
+ charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you
+ do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the
+ rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose
+ such as creation of derivative works, reports, performances and
+ research. They may be modified and printed and given away--you may do
+ practically ANYTHING with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is
+ subject to the trademark license, especially commercial
+ redistribution.
+
+
+
+ *** START: FULL LICENSE ***
+
+ THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE
+ PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK
+
+ To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free
+ distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work
+ (or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project
+ Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full Project
+ Gutenberg-tm License (available with this file or online at
+ https://gutenberg.org/license).
+
+
+ Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg-tm
+ electronic works
+
+ 1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm
+ electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to
+ and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property
+ (trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all
+ the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or destroy
+ all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your possession.
+ If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a Project
+ Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by the
+ terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person or
+ entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8.
+
+ 1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be
+ used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who
+ agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few
+ things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works
+ even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See
+ paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project
+ Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement
+ and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+ works. See paragraph 1.E below.
+
+ 1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation"
+ or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection of Project
+ Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual works in the
+ collection are in the public domain in the United States. If an
+ individual work is in the public domain in the United States and you are
+ located in the United States, we do not claim a right to prevent you from
+ copying, distributing, performing, displaying or creating derivative
+ works based on the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg
+ are removed. Of course, we hope that you will support the Project
+ Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting free access to electronic works by
+ freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm works in compliance with the terms of
+ this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with
+ the work. You can easily comply with the terms of this agreement by
+ keeping this work in the same format with its attached full Project
+ Gutenberg-tm License when you share it without charge with others.
+
+ 1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern
+ what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are in
+ a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, check
+ the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this agreement
+ before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, distributing or
+ creating derivative works based on this work or any other Project
+ Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no representations concerning
+ the copyright status of any work in any country outside the United
+ States.
+
+ 1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg:
+
+ 1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other immediate
+ access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear prominently
+ whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work on which the
+ phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the phrase "Project
+ Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, performed, viewed,
+ copied or distributed:
+
+ This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+ almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+ re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+ with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+ 1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is derived
+ from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating that it is
+ posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work can be copied
+ and distributed to anyone in the United States without paying any fees
+ or charges. If you are redistributing or providing access to a work
+ with the phrase "Project Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the
+ work, you must comply either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1
+ through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of the work and the
+ Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or
+ 1.E.9.
+
+ 1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted
+ with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution
+ must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any additional
+ terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms will be linked
+ to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works posted with the
+ permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of this work.
+
+ 1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+ License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this
+ work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm.
+
+ 1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this
+ electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without
+ prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with
+ active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project
+ Gutenberg-tm License.
+
+ 1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary,
+ compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including any
+ word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access to or
+ distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format other than
+ "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official version
+ posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site (www.gutenberg.org),
+ you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense to the user, provide a
+ copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means of obtaining a copy upon
+ request, of the work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other
+ form. Any alternate format must include the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+ License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1.
+
+ 1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying,
+ performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works
+ unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.
+
+ 1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing
+ access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works provided
+ that
+
+ - You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from
+ the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method
+ you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is
+ owed to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he
+ has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the
+ Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments
+ must be paid within 60 days following each date on which you
+ prepare (or are legally required to prepare) your periodic tax
+ returns. Royalty payments should be clearly marked as such and
+ sent to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the
+ address specified in Section 4, "Information about donations to
+ the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation."
+
+ - You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies
+ you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he
+ does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm
+ License. You must require such a user to return or
+ destroy all copies of the works possessed in a physical medium
+ and discontinue all use of and all access to other copies of
+ Project Gutenberg-tm works.
+
+ - You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of any
+ money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the
+ electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days
+ of receipt of the work.
+
+ - You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free
+ distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works.
+
+ 1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project Gutenberg-tm
+ electronic work or group of works on different terms than are set
+ forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing from
+ both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and Michael
+ Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark. Contact the
+ Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below.
+
+ 1.F.
+
+ 1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable
+ effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread
+ public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg-tm
+ collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+ works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain
+ "Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or
+ corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual
+ property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a
+ computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by
+ your equipment.
+
+ 1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right
+ of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project
+ Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project
+ Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project
+ Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all
+ liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal
+ fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT
+ LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
+ PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH F3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE
+ TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE
+ LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR
+ INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
+ DAMAGE.
+
+ 1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a
+ defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can
+ receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a
+ written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you
+ received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium with
+ your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you with
+ the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in lieu of a
+ refund. If you received the work electronically, the person or entity
+ providing it to you may choose to give you a second opportunity to
+ receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If the second copy
+ is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing without further
+ opportunities to fix the problem.
+
+ 1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth
+ in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS' WITH NO OTHER
+ WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
+ WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE.
+
+ 1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied
+ warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of damages.
+ If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement violates the
+ law of the state applicable to this agreement, the agreement shall be
+ interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or limitation permitted by
+ the applicable state law. The invalidity or unenforceability of any
+ provision of this agreement shall not void the remaining provisions.
+
+ 1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the
+ trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone
+ providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in accordance
+ with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the production,
+ promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works,
+ harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, including legal fees,
+ that arise directly or indirectly from any of the following which you do
+ or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this or any Project Gutenberg-tm
+ work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any
+ Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause.
+
+
+ Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm
+
+ Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of
+ electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of computers
+ including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It exists
+ because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations from
+ people in all walks of life.
+
+ Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the
+ assistance they need, is critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's
+ goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will
+ remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project
+ Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure
+ and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future generations.
+ To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation
+ and how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4
+ and the Foundation web page at https://www.pglaf.org.
+
+
+ Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive
+ Foundation
+
+ The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit
+ 501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the
+ state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal
+ Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification
+ number is 64-6221541. Its 501(c)(3) letter is posted at
+ https://pglaf.org/fundraising. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg
+ Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent
+ permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws.
+
+ The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr. S.
+ Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are scattered
+ throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at
+ 809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email
+ business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to date contact
+ information can be found at the Foundation's web site and official
+ page at https://pglaf.org
+
+ For additional contact information:
+ Dr. Gregory B. Newby
+ Chief Executive and Director
+ gbnewby@pglaf.org
+
+
+ Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg
+ Literary Archive Foundation
+
+ Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide
+ spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of
+ increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be
+ freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest
+ array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations
+ ($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt
+ status with the IRS.
+
+ The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating
+ charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United
+ States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a
+ considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up
+ with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations
+ where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To
+ SEND DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any
+ particular state visit https://pglaf.org
+
+ While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we
+ have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition
+ against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who
+ approach us with offers to donate.
+
+ International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make
+ any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from
+ outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff.
+
+ Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation
+ methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other
+ ways including including checks, online payments and credit card
+ donations. To donate, please visit: https://pglaf.org/donate
+
+
+ Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
+ works.
+
+ Professor Michael S. Hart was the originator of the Project Gutenberg-tm
+ concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared
+ with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project
+ Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support.
+
+
+ Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed
+ editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the U.S.
+ unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not necessarily
+ keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition.
+
+
+ Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search facility:
+
+ https://www.gutenberg.org
+
+ This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm,
+ including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary
+ Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to
+ subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks.