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+Project Gutenberg's The Bad Family and Other Stories, by Mrs. Fenwick
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+Title: The Bad Family and Other Stories
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+Author: Mrs. Fenwick
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+THE BAD FAMILY
+
+AND OTHER STORIES
+
+MRS FENWICK
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+[Illustration]
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+
+
+THE DUMPY BOOKS FOR CHILDREN
+
+Selected by E. V. LUCAS, and each having End-papers specially
+designed by Mrs. FARMILOE
+
+I. THE FLAMP, THE AMELIORATOR, and THE SCHOOLBOY'S APPRENTICE.
+_Written by_ E. V. LUCAS
+
+II. MRS. TURNER'S CAUTIONARY STORIES
+
+III. THE BAD FAMILY. By Mrs. FENWICK
+
+_Other Volumes in the Series are in preparation_
+
+
+
+
+THE DUMPY BOOKS FOR CHILDREN.
+
+
+
+
+NO. III. THE BAD FAMILY.
+BY MRS. FENWICK.
+
+
+
+
+The Bad Family; & Other Stories
+
+
+BY
+MRS. FENWICK
+
+
+LONDON: GRANT RICHARDS
+1898
+
+
+
+
+_CONTENTS_
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+_Introduction_ ix
+
+_The Bad Family_ 1
+
+_The Good Family_ 15
+
+_Foolish Fears_ 29
+
+_The Broken Crutch_ 39
+
+_The Journal; Or, Birthday Gifts_ 45
+
+_The Basket of Plumbs_ 65
+
+_The Choice of Friends_ 75
+
+_Cousin James and Cousin Thomas_ 87
+
+_The Disasters of Impatience_ 97
+
+_The Deaf and Dumb Boy_ 109
+
+_Limby Lumpy_ 119
+
+_The Oyster Patties_ 135
+
+
+
+
+Introduction
+
+
+Mrs. Fenwick, like Mrs. Turner (some of whose Cautionary Stories have
+already been published in this series), lived and wrote at the beginning
+of this century. Mrs. Turner practised verse, Mrs. Fenwick prose. I can
+tell nothing of Mrs. Fenwick's life, except that among her books were
+_Infantine Stories_, the _Life of Carlo_, _Mary and her Cat_, _Presents
+for Good Boys and Girls_, _Rays from the Rainbow_ (an easy system of
+teaching grammar), and _Lessons for Children; or, Rudiments of Good
+Manners, Morals, and Humanity_. It is from the last-named book that the
+first ten of the following stories have been taken. It was a favourite
+work in its day, and not only was it often reprinted in England, but was
+translated into French: for little French children, it seems, need
+lessons too.
+
+As for these _Rudiments_, although it was Mrs. Fenwick's purpose that
+they should lead to good conduct, it would satisfy their present editor
+to know that they had amused. That is why they are printed here, and
+also to show the kind of reading prepared for the childhood of our
+great-grandmothers and great-grandfathers. In those days exaggeration
+was rather in favour with story-tellers; and we therefore need not
+believe that there was ever a family quite so bad as the Bad Family in
+this book, or a Good Family so good; or that Mrs. Loft (in 'The Basket
+of Plumbs') would have bought fruit from a household down with fever; or
+that a boy of ten could write so well as the hero of 'The Journal.' But
+after making allowances for exaggeration, we may take everything else as
+truth. As I said, these stories are included in this series chiefly to
+provide entertainment; but if they also have the use Mrs. Fenwick
+wished--if the misadventures of Frank Lawless keep us from robbing
+orchards, and 'The Broken Crutch' leads to the befriending of weary and
+wooden-legged sailors--why, so much the better.
+
+The last two stories in this book, 'Limby Lumpy' and 'The Oyster
+Patties,' were not written by Mrs. Fenwick; but they seem to fit in
+here rather well.
+
+E. V. LUCAS.
+
+_October_ 1898.
+
+
+
+
+The Bad Family
+
+
+There is a certain street in a certain town (no matter for its name) in
+which there are two handsome houses of equal size. The owners of these
+houses have each six children, and the neighbours have named one the BAD
+FAMILY, and the other the GOOD FAMILY.
+
+In the Bad Family there are three boys and three girls; and the
+servants, who are always much teased and vexed when they live where
+there are naughty children, speak of them thus:--the eldest they call
+FIGHTING HARRY, the second GREEDY GEORGE, and the youngest IDLE
+RICHARD; the eldest girl is nicknamed CARELESS FANNY, the next LYING
+LUCY, and the youngest SELFISH SARAH.
+
+MASTER HENRY indeed well deserves his title, for he thinks it a mighty
+fine thing to be a great boxer, and takes great pride and pleasure in
+having a black eye or a bloody nose. This does not proceed from courage;
+no, no: courage never seeks quarrels, and is only active to repel
+insult, protect the injured, and conquer danger; but Harry would be one
+of the first to fly from real danger, or to leave the helpless to shift
+for themselves. He knows that he is very strong, and that few boys of
+his age can match him, so he picks quarrels on purpose to fight, because
+his great strength and his constant practice make him almost sure to
+conquer. All his schoolfellows hate him, for such a boy can neither
+have a good temper, a good heart, nor good manners. It is a pity he
+should be sent to school, for learning is thrown away upon him; he will
+be fit only to live with men that sweep the streets or drive carts and
+waggons, for with such coarse and vulgar habits, gentlemen will not
+endure him in their company.
+
+GEORGE, the second boy, is always thinking of eating and drinking. He
+follows the cook from place to place to know what nice things she has
+got in her pantry. When there is any dainty on the dinner-table, his
+greedy eyes are fixed on it from the moment he sits down till he is
+helped, and then he grudges every morsel that any one else puts in his
+mouth. In his eagerness to get more than his proper share, he crams
+great pieces into his mouth until he is almost choked and the tears are
+forced from his eyes. He will get slily into the store-room and steal
+honey, sugar, or raisins; and in the pantry he picks the edges of the
+tarts and pies, and does a number of other mean tricks. When there is
+company at dinner, he watches the parlour-door till they leave it, and
+before the servants have time to clear the table, he sips up all the
+drops of wine that are left in the glasses, and will even eat the
+parings of apples and pears that lie on the dessert plates. If he has
+an orange or a cake, he runs into some dirty hole to eat it, for fear
+his brothers and sisters should ask for a piece. If he has any money
+given him, he spends it all at once, and crams and eats till he can
+scarcely move.
+
+This greedy boy is always watched and suspected. No one will trust him
+in a garden, for he would eat till he made himself sick, or tear down
+the branches of the trees to get at the fruit. Nor can he be allowed to
+pay any visits, for the manners of a glutton give great offence to all
+well-bred people. He has a sallow, ugly look, and is always peeping and
+prying about, like a beast watching for its prey.
+
+IDLE RICHARD, the third son of the Bad Family, is a great dunce. Yet he
+is very capable of learning well, if he chose to take the trouble, but
+he is fond of idleness and of nothing else. In the morning when he is
+called, though he knows it is time to get up, he will lie still, and
+after he has been called again and again, he is never ready in time for
+breakfast. At his meals he lolls upon the table, or against the back of
+his chair, and is just as slow and drawling in his manner of eating as
+in his learning. When he is sent to school, instead of looking at his
+book, he is gazing all round the room, or cutting bits of stick with his
+knife; sometimes he lays his head down on the desk and falls asleep, and
+then pretends to have the headache to excuse his idleness. His master is
+obliged often to punish him, and then for an hour or two he will learn
+very well, but next day he gets back to all his idle tricks, and does
+nothing; so that he is far below many boys that are much younger than
+himself. When other children go to play, he sits still or lies down
+upon the ground; he can take no pleasure, for he hates the trouble of
+moving, and there he sits yawning and pining for want of something to
+do. When he walks, he drags his feet along as if they were too heavy to
+lift up. His clothes are always dirty, for he will not brush them; his
+eyes are dull and heavy; he looks like a clown and speaks like a
+blockhead. Idle Richard is a burthen to himself, and scorned by
+everybody.
+
+MISS FANNY has got the title of Careless, because she minds no one thing
+that she ought. If she goes out to walk, she is sure to lose one of her
+gloves, or lets her bonnet blow off into the mud, or steps into the
+middle of some filthy puddle, because she is staring about and not
+minding which way she goes. At home, when she should go to work, her
+needle-book, or her thimble, or her scissors cannot be found; though
+she has a work-basket to put these things in, they are never in the
+right place.
+
+At dinner she does not observe how her plate stands on the table, and
+perhaps her meat and all the gravy tumble into her lap. If she has a
+glass of wine, she spills it on her frock; if she hands a plate of bread
+and butter to any one, she is sure either to drop the plate, or to
+let the bread and butter fall upon the carpet. She wears very coarse
+clothes, for she cannot be trusted with good ones. At night when she
+undresses to go to bed, she throws her frock on a chair or the ground,
+instead of folding it neatly up, so that it is tumbled and not fit to
+put on the next morning. If she writes, she throws the ink about her
+clothes; if she tears a hole in her frock, she does not take a needle
+and thread to mend it directly, but pins it up; then perhaps the pin
+pricks her half a dozen times in an hour, and tears three or four more
+holes in the frock. If she has a book lent to her, she will let it fall
+in the dirt, or drop the grease of the candle upon the leaves. She is
+always a slattern and always dirty; she is a disgrace to herself and a
+burthen to her friends.
+
+What a shocking name the next is--LYING LUCY! It is dreadful to think
+that any one should deserve to be so called, but this wicked little girl
+deserves it, for she has no sense of honour, and seldom speaks the
+truth. Even when she does say what is true, on account of her having
+told falsehoods so long, people know not how to believe her, for who can
+depend upon the word of a LIAR? If she would forbear for a whole month
+to tell a lie, there would be hopes of her amendment, and then her word
+might be taken. But till she leaves off this shameful practice, she must
+expect to be shunned and pointed at with scorn wherever she goes.
+
+SELFISH SARAH loves no one but herself, and no one loves her. She will
+not let her brothers or sisters or any other child play with her toys,
+even if she is not using them. She hoards up her playthings, and cannot
+amuse herself with them, for fear another should touch them. If she has
+more sweet cake or fruit than she can eat, she puts it by, and lets it
+spoil and get mouldy rather than give it away; or if she sees a poor
+child begging in the streets, without shoes, stockings, or clothes to
+cover him, she will not part with a halfpenny to buy him a bit of
+bread, though she is told that he is starving with hunger. She never
+assists any one, nor is ever thankful or grateful for what is done for
+her. She covets everything she sees, yet takes no real pleasure in
+anything.
+
+The parents of these odious children never look happy, nor enjoy
+comfort. The brothers and sisters never meet but to quarrel, so that the
+house is always in an uproar. All abuse each other's vices, yet take no
+pains to cure their own faults. The servants hate them, the neighbours
+despise them, and the house is shunned as though it had some dreadful
+distemper within. They live without friends; for no prudent persons will
+suffer their children to visit where they can learn nothing but
+wickedness and ill manners.
+
+
+
+
+The Good Family
+
+
+What a different picture the other house presents to our view! The
+parents of the Good Family are always cheerful and happy; the children
+love each other and agree together; the servants are content and eager
+to oblige, and visitors delight to come to the house, because they pass
+their time there with both pleasure and profit.
+
+MANLY EDWARD, the eldest son, is a fine youth, who makes himself the
+friend and protector of his younger brothers and sisters. Edward has
+true courage, for he will meet danger to help the helpless, to rescue
+the oppressed, or in defence of the injured; yet he tries to avoid all
+quarrels, and is very often the peacemaker among those who are engaged
+in a dispute. His manners are gentle and graceful. He shuns the company
+of the rude vulgar boys, yet insults no one by seeming to hold them in
+contempt. It is not fine clothes or money that he pays respect to, it is
+virtue and good manners; and if the poorest boy in the school has the
+most of these good qualities, he gains the most of Manly Edward's love
+and esteem.
+
+STUDIOUS ARTHUR, the second son of the Good Family, does not learn
+quickly, but what he wants of that power he makes up by diligence. As he
+finds he cannot get his task by heart as fast as some other boys, he
+therefore fixes his whole thoughts on his book; and no calls to go to
+play, nor any sort of thing, can draw him from his lesson till he has
+learned it perfectly. Arthur is seldom seen without a book in his hand;
+and if he goes out to walk, he puts one in his pocket, to be ready if he
+should chance to have a few minutes to himself. He never wastes any
+time, and by that means he gains a great deal of knowledge. He is so
+attentive that he never forgets what he reads and learns. Arthur will,
+no doubt, become a very wise man, and already he often finds the
+knowledge he has gained of great use to him. His parents commend him,
+his friends admire him, and his schoolfellows respect him.
+
+WELL-BRED CHARLES, the third son, is also a charming boy. He is greatly
+remarked for his perfect good manners. He never forgets to behave with
+politeness wherever he is. In the company of his parents and their
+friends he is attentive to supply the wants of every one. He listens to
+the discourse, and when he is spoken to he answers at once in a lively,
+ready, and pleasant manner, but is never forward and talkative. When he
+has a party of playfellows, his mirth is not noisy and boisterous. He
+does not think, as some rude children do, that all play consists in
+screaming, shouting, tearing clothes, and knocking things to pieces, but
+finds plenty of sport for his little visitors without doing any of these
+things, and makes them as merry as possible. When cakes or fruit are
+sent into the playroom, he helps his guests all round before he touches
+any himself. He places them in the seats nearest the fire, or, in fine
+weather, where they can see the most pleasant prospect. As good manners
+always arise from a good temper and a kind heart which desires to make
+others happy, so they are sure to promote good-humour and happiness. The
+play-parties of Charles, therefore, are never spoilt by disputes and
+quarrels. His visitors come with delight, and leave him with regret.
+
+WELL-BRED CHARLES is constantly attentive to the ease and comfort of
+those about him. He pays great respect and deference to people who are
+old. He never uses coarse words nor bad language, and always speaks
+civilly to servants. He does not enter the parlour with dirty hands and
+face, nor ever greases his clothes, for he knows that dirty habits are
+offensive, disgusting things, and therefore he carefully avoids them.
+
+Some children put on their good manners with their best clothes, and
+think they need behave well only before company; but the politeness of
+such children is stiff, awkward, and troublesome, and they always forget
+themselves, and return to some of their vulgar habits, before they leave
+the company. It is the constant practice of good manners, at all times
+and in all places, that renders them easy, becoming, sweet and natural,
+like those of Well-bred Charles.
+
+The daughters of this good and happy family are no less worthy of praise
+than the sons. The eldest girl, whom we may call PATIENT EMMA, has the
+misfortune to suffer from illness. Sometimes she has severe pain, yet
+she bears it with patience and fortitude. She even tries to hide what
+she feels, that she may not afflict her kind parents; and the instant
+she has a little ease she becomes as cheerful as any one. She submits
+without a murmur to take what medicines the doctors prescribe for the
+cure of her illness. She is not so foolish as to expect to find a
+pleasant taste in physic, but she expects that it will be of service to
+her; and she would rather have a bitter taste in her mouth for a few
+moments, than endure days, weeks, and months of pain and sickness. As
+peevish, fretful tempers often bring disease on the body, so a patient,
+even temper not only lessens all suffering, but helps to cure the
+diseases of the body; Miss Emma, therefore, will perhaps in a short time
+regain her health, and should such an event happen, what joy it will
+give to all who know, pity, and admire this excellent little girl!
+
+GENEROUS SUSAN thinks all day long how she can add to the happiness of
+others. It is her greatest pleasure to relieve distress, to do good, and
+to promote the comforts of all around her. She watches the looks of her
+parents, that she may fly to oblige them. If they are going out to ride
+in the coach, and there is not room enough for all the children, she
+will give up her place, that one of her brothers or sisters may go. She
+will at all times leave play, or decline paying a visit, to attend on
+Emma, her sick sister. She sits whole hours by her bed-side to watch her
+while she sleeps, and is careful to stir neither hand or foot, lest she
+should disturb her slumbers. When awake, she reads to her, talks to her,
+or sings to her, if that seems most to amuse her. She would gladly bear
+the pain herself, if it were possible so to relieve poor Emma.
+
+When Susan has any money given to her, she does not treat herself with
+sweetmeats or toys, but buys something that will be useful to her
+brothers or sisters. At other times she will buy a pair of shoes for a
+poor child that goes bare-footed, or purchase a book for some little boy
+or girl to learn to read in. Her mamma often gives her old frocks and
+gowns to bestow on some distressed family, and then Susan works with all
+her might for several days, to mend and make them up in the most useful
+manner: for she has been told that a poor woman who has two or three
+children to take care of, and goes out to daily labour, has not time to
+work with her needle, and perhaps does not know how to do it properly.
+When Susan has mended or made three or four little frocks, and sees the
+children neatly dressed in them, she feels more delight and pleasure than
+if she had twenty dolls of her own, clothed in silks and satins. Generous
+Susan has the blessing of the poor and the love of all her family.
+
+MERRY AGNES, the youngest child of the whole, is a fine, healthy,
+lively, sprightly, laughing little girl, who feels no pain, and has no
+cause for sorrow. She is a kind of plaything for her elder brothers and
+sisters, who all delight in her good-humour. They never tease, torment,
+and try to put her out of temper, as some children do to those who are
+younger than themselves, but they commend her goodness and strive to
+improve her. When they tell her not to do anything, she obeys them at
+once: for she sees that they are all gay, smiling, happy children,
+because they do what is right. If she wants to have what is not proper
+for her, she can bear to be denied, and skips away just as merry as
+before. This little girl will become very clever, for her brothers and
+sisters take pleasure in teaching her what they have been taught, and
+she attends to their lessons, and improves by their advice. She knows
+that they are all good, and she wishes to be like them.
+
+It is a fine sight to see this Good Family all together: for among them
+there are no sour looks or rude words, no murmurs, no complaints, or
+quarrels. No: all is kindness, peace, and happiness.
+
+
+
+
+Foolish Fears
+
+
+Mary Charlotte had a silly habit of screaming when she saw a spider, an
+earwig, a beetle, a moth, or any kind of insect; and the sound of a
+mouse behind the wainscot of the room made her suppose she should die
+with fright. The persons with whom she lived used to pity her for being
+afraid, and that made her fond of the silly trick, so that she became
+worse daily, and kept the house in a constant tumult and uproar: for she
+would make as much noise about the approach of a poor insect not much
+larger than the head of a pin, as if she had seen half a dozen hungry
+wolves coming with open jaws to devour her.
+
+Mary Charlotte was once asked by Mrs. Wilson, a very good lady, to go
+with her into the country, and Mary was much pleased at the thought of
+going to a house where there was a charming garden and plenty of nice
+fruit. But the country is a sad place for people who encourage such
+foolish fears, because one cannot walk in a garden or field without
+seeing numbers of harmless insects.
+
+Mrs. Wilson, with her coach full of guests, arrived at her country-house
+just before dinner, and as soon as that meal was over, Mary begged leave
+to go out into the shrubbery. It was a charming place, and Mary was
+quite delighted with the clusters of roses and all the sweet-smelling
+shrubs and flowers that seemed to perfume the air. But as she was
+tripping along, behold on a sudden a frog hopped across the path. It was
+out of sight in a moment, yet Mary could go no farther; she stood still
+and shrieked with terror. At the same instant she saw a slug creeping
+upon her frock, and she now screamed in such a frantic manner that her
+cries reached the house. The company rushed out of the dining parlour,
+and the servants out of the kitchen. Mrs. Wilson was foremost, and in
+her haste to see what was the matter, she stumbled over a stone, and
+fell with such violence against a tree, that it cut her head dreadfully;
+she was covered with a stream of blood, and was taken up for dead.
+
+It was soon known that the sight of a frog and a slug was all that
+ailed Miss Mary, and then how angrily and scornfully did every one look
+at her, to think that her folly had been the cause of such a terrible
+disaster. Mary Charlotte had not a bad heart, and when she heard Mrs.
+Wilson's groans of pain while the doctors were dressing her wounds, she
+wept bitterly, and sorely repented her silly unmeaning fears.
+
+Mrs. Wilson was in great danger for many days, and Mary crept about the
+house in the most forlorn manner, for no one took any notice of her, and
+she dared not go out in the garden, for fear still of meeting some mighty
+monster of a snail, or something equally alarming. At length Mrs. Wilson
+grew better, and then she sent for Mary to her room, and talked to her
+very kindly and very wisely on the folly of fearing things which had not
+the power to hurt her, and which were still more afraid of her than she
+could be of them--and with reason, since she was stronger, and had far
+more power to hurt and give pain than a thousand frogs or mice had.
+
+Mary promised that she would try to get the better of her fault, and she
+soon proved that her promise was sincere.
+
+One day she was with Mrs. Wilson in her chamber, and this good lady,
+being fatigued and sleepy, gave Mary a book of pretty stories to divert
+her, and begged the little girl would make no noise while she slept.
+Mrs. Wilson lay down on the bed, and Mary sat on a stool at some little
+distance. All was as still as possible. After some time, as Mary chanced
+to lift her eyes from her book, she saw not far from her a spider, who
+was spinning his web up and down from the ceiling. She was just going to
+scream, when she thought of the mischief she had already done to Mrs.
+Wilson, and she forbore. At the same moment, as she turned her head to
+the other side, a little gray mouse sat on the table, nibbling some
+crumbs of sweet cake that had been left there. Mary now trembled from
+head to foot, but she had so much power over herself that she neither
+moved nor cried out. This effort, though it cost her some pain at first,
+did her good, for in a minute or two she left off trembling. Her fear
+went away by degrees, and then she could observe and wonder at the
+curious manner in which the spider spun long lines of thread out of its
+own mouth, and made them fast to each other and the wall just as he
+pleased; and could also admire the sleek coat and bright eyes of the
+little gray mouse on the table. Mary's book slipped from her lap, and as
+she stooped to catch it, that it might not fall on the floor, she was
+seen by the two visitors, who instantly fled away to their retreats in
+the greatest fright possible. Neither spider nor gray mouse appeared
+again that day; and ever after Mary Charlotte had courage and prudence,
+and took care not to do mischief to others, nor deprive herself of
+pleasure, by the indulgence of foolish fears.
+
+
+
+
+The Broken Crutch
+
+
+One hot day in the month of June, a poor sunburnt lame sailor, with but
+one leg, was going along the road, when his crutch broke in half, and he
+was forced to crawl on his hands and knees to the side of the road, and
+sit down to wait till some coach or cart came by, whose driver he would
+ask to take him up. The first that passed that way was a stage coach,
+but the man who drove it was a surly fellow, and he would not help the
+sailor, as he thought he should not be paid for it.
+
+Soon after this the tired sailor fell fast asleep upon the ground, and
+though a thick shower of rain came on, yet still he slept: for sailors
+when on board their ships have to bear all sorts of weather.
+
+When the wind blows, the waves of the sea often dash over the deck of
+the vessel and wet the poor men to the skin while they are pulling the
+ropes and shifting the sails.
+
+When the lame sailor awoke he found a boy's coat and waistcoat laid on
+his head and shoulders, to keep him from being wet; and the boy sat by,
+in his shirt, trying to mend the broken crutch with two pieces of wood
+and some strong twine. 'My good lad,' said the sailor, 'why did you pull
+off your own clothes to keep me from being wet?' 'O,' said he, 'I do not
+mind the rain, but I thought the large drops that fell on your face
+would awake you, and you must be sadly tired to sleep so sound upon the
+bare ground. See, I have almost mended your crutch, which I found broke;
+and if you can lean on me, and cross yonder field to my uncle's
+farmhouse, I am sure he will get you a new crutch. Pray, do try to go
+there. I wish I was tall enough to carry you on my back.'
+
+The sailor looked at him with tears in his eyes, and said, 'When I went
+to sea five years ago, I left a boy behind me, and if I should now find
+him such a good fellow as you seem to be, I shall be as happy as the day
+is long, though I have lost my leg and must go on crutches all the rest
+of my life.'
+
+'What was your son's name?' the boy asked.
+
+'Tom White,' said the sailor, 'and my name is John White.'
+
+When the boy heard these names he jumped up, threw his arms round the
+sailor's neck, and said, 'My dear, dear father, I am Tom White, your own
+little boy.'
+
+How great was the sailor's joy thus to meet his own child, and to find
+him so good to those who wanted help! Tom had been taken care of by his
+uncle while his father was at sea, and the sunburnt, lame sailor found a
+happy home in the farmhouse of his brother; and though he had now a new
+crutch, he kept the broken one as long as he lived, and showed it to all
+strangers who came to the farm, as a proof of the kind heart of his dear
+son Tom.
+
+
+
+
+The Journal; or Birthday Gifts
+
+
+It was the custom of Mr. Clayton to present gifts to his children on
+their birthdays, and his gifts were of less or greater value, according
+to their industry, improvement, and good conduct during the year. It was
+also the wish of Mr. Clayton that his eldest son and daughter should
+each keep a journal of all their actions. He did not desire to see this
+journal himself, but he advised them to read over at the end of each
+week what they had written, that the record of what was good might
+incite them to other acts of virtue, and the history of their mistakes
+and errors serve as a warning for the future.
+
+This kind, indulgent father seldom had cause to punish his children;
+they were indeed very good and docile children, always respecting the
+commands of their parents, and loving each other with the true fondness
+of brothers and sisters.
+
+One only of these children went to school, and that was the eldest boy,
+Laurence Clayton. The others were instructed by a governess at home.
+Laurence was a fine boy, the hope and pride of his family. For nine
+birthdays he had received gifts from the hand of his father as the
+reward of his good conduct, and now his tenth birthday was approaching,
+and Mr. Clayton had heard so pleasing an account of Laurence from his
+schoolmaster, that he said, beside the present he meant to give him, he
+would on the birthday grant any favour Laurence should ask of him.
+
+A week only was wanting to complete Laurence's tenth year. Company was
+invited, and the young folks were all thinking and talking of the
+expected pleasures of that day--all but Laurence, who became pensive and
+silent, shunned his brothers and sisters, and even the presence of his
+father, to shut himself up in his own room; but, as he replied, when
+asked about his health, that he was very well, it was supposed that he
+was busy at his studies, and they still prepared for the birthday.
+
+On the 24th of August Laurence was ten years old, and a finer morning
+than it proved was never seen. The two families that were invited came
+to breakfast. All were assembled in the parlour, and admiring a very
+handsome pair of globes, which, mounted on mahogany stands, were to be
+presented to Laurence; when he entered the room, not dressed in the suit
+of clothes that had been laid in his chamber, but in his oldest jacket,
+his cheeks quite pale, and his eyes red and swelled with weeping. He
+turned his head away as he passed the globes, and, dropping on his knees
+before his father, he said, 'O, sir, you promised to grant me a favour
+this day, pray let it be your forgiveness! I know I do not deserve your
+pardon, but if you will forgive me this once, I am sure I never, never
+can deceive you again.'
+
+Mr. Clayton, shocked and surprised, desired to know what fault he had
+committed, when Laurence took his journal-book from his pocket and gave
+it into his father's hand, saying, 'I am ashamed to repeat what I have
+done, but it is written there, sir.' Mr. Clayton took the book, and told
+Laurence to withdraw till he had read it. On opening the journal Mr.
+Clayton found that all was regular down to the entry for the 2nd of
+August, which ran thus:--
+
+Monday, August 2nd.--Being a school holiday, I went out with my father
+in a boat. He taught me to steer the rudder, while he managed the oars.
+It was a happy day. We dined at Mr. Black's, whose son showed me some
+fine drawings from busts of heathen gods, goddesses, and heroes; and my
+aunt Eleanor, who was there, gave me five shillings to buy Baldwin's
+_Pantheon_, that I might read the history of Jupiter, Juno, Mars,
+Minerva, Venus, Bacchus, Apollo, Hercules, and all the rest of the Pagan
+deities. Coming home, my father praised me for behaving well. Indeed it
+was a happy day.'
+
+From the happy day Laurence had thus described, there was an entire
+blank in the journal; but between the leaves was placed a written paper,
+from which Mr. Clayton read as follows:--
+
+'August 23rd.--To-morrow is my birthday, and my father is preparing
+gifts for me, which he thinks I deserve. My brothers and sisters are
+rejoicing, but I am wretched; when my father smiles on me, I feel my
+cheeks burn, and my heart swells as if it would burst; and when he
+calls me his dear good Laurence, something rises in my throat, and seems
+about to choke me. If these are the feelings that belong to guilt, I
+wonder any one can bear the pain of being wicked: for no headache or
+toothache ever gave me a quarter of the torment I have suffered since I
+became a wicked boy. Oh, my dear, kind father, take pity on me, and this
+once forgive me. I will tell you truly all I have done.
+
+'On Tuesday, August 3rd, sir, I set out to go to school. It was the day
+after I had been so happy with you in the boat and at Mr. Black's, and
+as I met William Thompson, I could not help telling him what a pleasant
+day I had spent. "Oh, then," said he, "you are fond of the water; I and
+two or three more are just going to take a little row, and you shall go
+with us." At first I refused, but William told me I was too early for
+school, and as he was also going to school, and promised to be back in
+time, I at last consented.
+
+'Three dirty boys were waiting at the side of the river, and though I
+did not like their company, I was then ashamed to go back, so we all
+jumped into a boat and rowed away. For some time we went on very well;
+both wind and tide were in our favour, and it was quite easy to manage
+the boat.
+
+'The fine day and the pleasant river soon made me forget school, till I
+heard some distant clock strike twelve; then, distressed at what I had
+done, I insisted we should go back. But it was very hard to row against
+wind and tide, and they began to quarrel and were going to fight. I
+sprang up to snatch the oar from a boy who was going to strike another,
+and in suddenly raising my arm I knocked his hat off into the river. It
+swam away, and as we were turning to row after it, we dropped one of the
+oars, and trying to row with the other, we ran the boat aground upon a
+bank of mud. There we were obliged to stay, for we could not force the
+boat off, nor could we wade to the shore through that mud. I bore the
+blame of these misfortunes; they all abused me sadly, and the boy whose
+hat was lost, cried and sobbed most bitterly: for, he said, he belonged
+to a cruel master, and should be beaten almost to death; so at last, to
+make him quiet, I promised to give him mine.
+
+'Well, sir, there we stayed, and I heard the same clock strike one, two,
+three, and four. At last, two men called to us from the opposite side of
+the river. They were the owners of the boat we had taken away, and were
+in search of it. They got another boat, and came to us in a great
+passion, swearing that if we did not pay them five shillings each for
+the day's work we had hindered them of, and pay for the oar we had lost,
+they would take us before a justice of the peace and have us sent to
+prison. William Thompson had no money in his pocket, but I had the five
+shillings my Aunt Eleanor had given me the day before at Mr. Black's to
+buy the _Pantheon_; that they took, but not being enough to satisfy
+their demand, they also took away my satchel with all my school books,
+telling me where they lived, and that they would restore it safe as soon
+as I brought them the rest of the money. The other boys were so poor and
+so ragged, the men did not ask anything of them.
+
+'It was near six o'clock when we got on shore, about the time I knew I
+should be expected home from school. William Thompson went down on his
+knees to beg I would not tell what had happened, promising at the same
+time to bring the money to release my books the next morning. Indeed I
+was so much ashamed of having played truant thus, that I was glad enough
+to conceal it. The boy whose hat I had knocked off into the river would
+not leave me till he had got mine, so I was forced to slip in at the
+garden-gate and steal up the back stairs to my own room, that I might not
+be seen to come home without my hat. I was now very hungry, yet afraid to
+show myself; when I was called to tea, my legs trembled under me as I
+went downstairs. I met my sister Molly in the hall, who gave me an apple,
+and then asked me what I had had for dinner at school. I turned from her,
+for I knew not what to answer; but as soon as I got into the parlour,
+you, sir, told me to bring you my Latin grammar. Then I was forced to
+answer, and a lie seemed easier than the truth: so I said I had left my
+satchel and my books at school. I could not play nor amuse myself any
+way all that evening, and when I took up my journal, what had I to set
+down--that I had played truant, lost my hat and my money, and told my
+father a lie? No, no, I could not bear to write all that.
+
+'Next morning, sir, I had new troubles. I was forced to steal slyly out
+of the house, that no one might see me put on my best hat, and when I
+got to William Thompson's, he had got no money to give me. I dared not
+go to school without my books, so I went to seek the man that had them.
+He was gone to his daily work, and we could not find him, and I waited
+and loitered till he came home to his dinner. I begged and prayed for my
+books, and at last he gave them up to me, making me promise I would
+bring him the money next day, or something that he could sell for money,
+which if I did not do, he said he would come and declare the whole story
+to you, sir. I got to school that day time enough for afternoon's
+lessons, and was forced to tell another lie to my master, to excuse my
+not coming sooner.
+
+'I had no dinner either that day; but the pain of hunger was nothing to
+the fear of being found out. Well, sir, to tell all the worst at once, I
+have from time to time carried away, to pay the man whose oar we had
+lost, my silver pen and pencil, my compasses, my pocket inkstand, and
+that handsome bound set of Natural History you gave me on my last
+birthday. Then in going to seek him, I have stayed away three more
+mornings from school. And my head has been so filled with other thoughts
+that I have not minded my lessons as I used to do. I have lost my place
+in my class twice, have been punished once, and my master threatens to
+make complaints to you, sir, of the change in my conduct. To excuse
+wearing my best hat, I did also invent a wicked lie of having lost my
+other at school.
+
+'Alas! alas! how many sad things have I been guilty of since I first
+played truant! If I had but confessed my fault that day, how many more I
+should have avoided! I have never known a happy moment since, and if I
+could describe to my brothers and sisters the pain and grief I have
+felt, I am sure they would never be as naughty as I have been.
+
+'O, sir, I cannot bear to deceive you any longer, and if you will grant
+me your pardon, indeed, indeed, I will try never to offend you more.'
+
+It is not possible to express how great Mr. Clayton's surprise and
+sorrow was on perusing this paper; yet, convinced by Laurence's candid
+confession of his faults that his penitence was sincere, he consented to
+forgive him the past and restore him to his favour. Laurence knelt at
+his father's feet, and while he kissed his parent's hand and bathed it
+in tears of gratitude, he felt the first moment of pleasure he had known
+for three long weeks.
+
+Though all were glad to see Laurence forgiven, no one could be merry;
+and it was the first grave birthday that had ever been known in the
+family. The globes were covered up and sent into Mr. Clayton's library:
+for though he could forgive, it would not have been right to have
+rewarded Laurence, as if he had not done wrong. But that day twelvemonth
+came, and then Laurence deserved the globes and the love and praise of
+every one for his diligence and goodness throughout the year. Whenever
+he was tempted to do wrong, he remembered that one error often becomes
+the source of many others, and carefully avoided committing the first
+fault. His journal was kept faithfully, and all the days in it were
+happy days; and on his eleventh birthday Laurence could play and dance
+with a light heart and a clear conscience.
+
+
+
+
+The Basket of Plumbs[1]
+
+
+A poor girl, whose face was pale and sickly, and who led a little ragged
+child by the hand, came up one day to the door of a large house, and,
+seeing a boy standing there, said to him, 'Do, pray, sir, ask your mamma
+to buy these plumbs. There are four dozen in my basket.' George Loft
+took the basket to his mother, who counted the plumbs, and finding them
+right in number and that they were sound, good fruit, sent out to know
+the price. The girl asking more than Mrs. Loft thought they were worth,
+she put the plumbs again into the basket, and told George to carry them
+back, and say it did not suit her to buy them.
+
+Now these plumbs were fresh picked from the tree; they had a fine bloom
+on them, and were very tempting to the eye. George loved plumbs above
+all other fruit, and he walked very slowly from the parlour with his
+eyes fixed on the basket. The longer he looked, the more he wished to
+taste them. One plumb, he thought, would not be missed; and as he put
+his hand in to take that one, two others lay close under his fingers. It
+was as easy to take three as one, and the three plumbs were taken and
+put into his pocket. When he reached the hall door and gave the basket
+back to the girl, his face was as red as a flame of fire, but she did
+not notice it, nor thought of counting her plumbs; for how could she
+suppose any one in _that_ house would be so mean as to take from _her_
+little store!
+
+It chanced that as the girl turned from the door, Mrs. Loft came to the
+parlour window, and, seeing the girl look so ill, she felt sorry she had
+not bought the plumbs. Therefore, throwing up the sash, she asked the
+cause of her sickly looks. The girl then told a sad story of distress:
+she had been ill of a fever; her parents had caught the disease of her,
+and were now very bad and not able to work for the support of their
+children. In the little garden of their cottage a plumb-tree grew, and
+she had picked the ripe plumbs and had come out to sell them that she
+might buy physic for her parents and food for herself and her hungry
+little sister. Mrs. Loft paid the girl the full price for her plumbs,
+gave her wine to carry to her sick parents and food for herself and the
+child, and bade her return the next day for more.
+
+Soon after the grateful girl had left the house, Mrs. Loft, placing the
+fruit in her dessert-baskets, found that, instead of forty-eight, there
+were only forty-five plumbs; and, far from thinking her son had been
+guilty of the theft, she laid the blame on the girl, who she now thought
+had tried to impose on her. It was not the loss of three plumbs that
+Mrs. Loft cared for, but the want of an honest mind that gave her
+offence. She had meant to be a friend to the poor girl, but now she
+began to doubt the truth of her story; for Mrs. Loft thought if she
+could impose in one thing she might also in others. Deeming the girl
+therefore no longer worthy of her kindness, she gave orders for her to
+be sent away when she came on the morrow.
+
+George had heard the whole: first, the tale of distress, and then his
+mother's censure of the blameless girl. He had not only taken from a
+poor, wretched creature a part of her little all, but had been the means
+of bringing a foul reproach upon her, while her parents, who might have
+been saved from greater distress by his mother's bounty, would now be
+left helpless, in sickness and in sorrow. All this cruel mischief he had
+done for the sake of eating three plumbs--he, too, who had never wanted
+food, clothes, nor anything a child need desire to possess. He felt the
+bitter pangs of guilt, and the fruit, whose shape and bloom had looked
+so tempting, was now as hateful as poison to the sight of George.
+
+There was still a way left to make some amends: namely, to confess his
+fault to his mother. It did require some courage to do this; and when a
+boy throws away his sense of honour, no wonder his courage should
+forsake him. George could not resolve to disclose a crime to his mother,
+which he thought she never would find out. The first day in each week he
+had sixpence given him for pocket-money, and he laid a plan to save that
+money, and to bestow it for a month to come on the girl. This, he
+thought, was doing even more than justice: for as her three plumbs were
+only worth one penny, he should by this means give her two shillings
+for them, and save his own credit with his mamma. He wished with all his
+heart he had never touched the plumbs; but as he had done it, it seemed
+to him less painful to leave the poor girl to suffer the blame, than to
+accuse himself.
+
+With this plan of further deceit in his mind, George went to dinner; but
+before the cloth was taken from the table he had reason enough to repent
+of his double error. Mrs. Loft, in paying for the plumbs, had given a
+number of half-pence, among which, unseen by her, a shilling had
+slipped. When the poor girl reached the cottage she found the shilling,
+and lost not a moment in coming back to restore it to its right owner.
+Mrs. Loft well knew that she who could be thus just in one instance must
+have an honest mind. Her doubts of the poor girl were at an end, but no
+sooner did she cast her eyes on George, than she read, in the deep blush
+that spread over his face, in his downcast look, and the trembling of
+his limbs, who was the guilty person.
+
+Guilt not only fixes the stings of remorse within the bosom, but
+imprints its hateful mark upon the outward form.
+
+[1] The spelling is Mrs. Fenwick's.
+
+
+
+
+The Choice of Friends
+
+
+The moon was shining on a clear cold night, and it was near ten o'clock,
+and all the children of the village of Newton, except one, were in bed
+and asleep. That one, whose name was Frank Lawless, was above three
+miles from home, weeping with pain and fear, alone, forlorn, cold, and
+wretched, with no shelter but a leafless hedge and no seat but a hard
+stone; while his father and mother were running wildly about the fields
+and lanes, not knowing what had become of their naughty boy.
+
+Frank Lawless had been playing truant that day, and was met by his
+father with a number of bad boys, to whom he ought not at any time to
+have spoken. They were the children of brickmakers, and most likely they
+had never been taught what was right; so that if they said wicked words,
+told lies, and took things which did not belong to them, one could
+scarcely wonder at it; but that Frank Lawless, who had the means of
+knowing the value of good conduct and good manners, should choose such
+boys for his friends and playfellows, was indeed most strange. Yet thus
+it was; their shouting, laughing, and vulgar mirth pleased Frank. They
+had also a great share of cunning, and found the way to manage him, so
+as to get from him what they wanted to have. When they told Frank that
+he was very handsome and very clever, and that it was a shame so fine a
+boy should be forced to go to school if he did not like it, he was silly
+enough to be pleased, and gave them in return his playthings and his
+money; nay, he would even take sugar, cakes, fruit, and sweetmeats from
+his mother's store-room to bestow on these ill-chosen friends; and their
+false pretence of love for him made him quite careless of gaining the
+real love of his father and mother.
+
+On meeting his son in the midst of the brickmakers' children, Mr.
+Lawless[2] was very angry, and, taking him home by force, he gave him a
+severe reproof, and then locked him up in his chamber. Frank, who had
+lately grown very sullen and froward, was far from being sorry for his
+fault, and said to himself that his father was both cross and cruel, and
+wished to prevent his being happy. With these wicked thoughts in his
+head, he began to contrive how to make his escape; and the window not
+being very high above the ground, and having a vine growing up to it,
+whose branches would serve as a sort of ladder, he got out, reached the
+ground, and passing unseen through the garden-gate, ran with all his
+speed till he came up to the boys, who were still at the cruel sport of
+robbing birds'-nests in the lane where he had left them.
+
+But he did not seem half as welcome to them now as in the morning, when
+he had brought a pocket full of apples, and as he said he was come to
+live with them, and should never go home again, their manner was quite
+changed. One took away his hat and another his shoes. They cut sticks to
+make a bonfire, and, having got a great pile, they made Frank carry it.
+The weight was too much for him, and when he let it fall, they gave him
+hard words and still harder blows. He now began to find that the service
+of the wicked is by no means so easy as to obey the commands of the good.
+
+While Frank Lawless was toiling under his heavy load of sticks, the boys
+were laying a plan to rob an orchard. It was the autumn season of the
+year, and all the fruit of the orchard was gone, except the pears of one
+tree, which, as it stood very near the dwelling-house of the owner of
+the orchard, these boys had been afraid to climb. Now having Frank
+Lawless in their power, they thought of making him, in the dusk of the
+evening, commit the theft and run all the hazard, while they stayed in
+safety by the hedge, ready to receive the stolen fruit. Frank, dreading
+what might happen to him in the daring attempt, begged and prayed them
+not to force him there; but he had made himself a slave to hard
+task-masters, and they cuffed and kicked him, till, to escape from their
+hands, he climbed the tree.
+
+Scarcely had Frank pulled half-a-dozen pears, when his false friends
+heard the farmer who owned the orchard come singing up the lane: and, to
+save themselves from being thought to have any concern with it, they
+began to pelt Frank with stones, and cry aloud--'_See, see, there is a
+boy robbing Farmer Wright's pear-tree._' Frank got down as quickly as he
+could, but not soon enough to escape the angry farmer, who gave him a
+most severe horse-whipping, while those who had brought him into this
+sad scrape stood laughing, hooting, and clapping their hands. It was
+useless to try to excuse himself; he had been seen in the tree, the
+pears were found in his pocket, and the farmer, after whipping him
+without mercy, pushed him out of the orchard and bade him be gone.
+
+Smarting now with pain, and almost blinded by his tears, he ran to get
+away from the false and cruel boys who were making sport of what they
+had caused him to suffer, when one, still more wicked than the rest,
+threw a great stone after him, which, hitting his ankle-bone, gave him
+such extreme torture that he sank on the ground not able to proceed a
+step farther. The boys made off in alarm at what they had done, and
+Frank, in terror and pain, sat sobbing on a stone till he was found by
+his father, who had been searching for him in the greatest distress.
+
+His father took him home, warmed and fed him and healed his bruises,
+though after such extreme bad conduct, he could not esteem and caress
+him like a good child. It was happy for Frank Lawless that he took the
+warning of that day. He had gained nothing but shame, pain, and sorrow
+by his choice of wicked friends, and from that time he chose with more
+wisdom. Good conduct brought him back to his father's favour, and now at
+ten o'clock at night, when the moon and stars were shining in the sky,
+and the air was cold and frosty, Frank Lawless was always snug in bed,
+like the rest of the good children of the little village of Newton.[3]
+
+[2] One drawback to bringing Frank's father into the story is that he,
+in spite of his character, has to be called Lawless too.
+
+[3] There is one error in this story which perhaps it is worth while to
+point out. Birds'-nesting and orchard-robbing are not in season
+together.
+
+
+
+
+Cousin James and Cousin Thomas
+
+
+James Brown was born at a farmhouse. He had not seen a town or a city
+when he was ten years old.
+
+James Brown rose from his bed at six in the morning during summer. The
+men and maids of a farmhouse rise much sooner than that hour, and go to
+their daily work. Some yoke the oxen to the plough, some bring the
+horses in from the field, some mend the hedges, some manure the land,
+some sow seed in the ground, and some plant young trees. Those who have
+the care of the sheep, and who are called shepherds, take their flocks
+from the fold and lead them to their pasture on the hills, or in the
+green meadows by the running brook. The maids meanwhile haste to milk
+the cows, then churn the butter, put the cheese into the cheese-press,
+clean their dairy, and feed the pigs, geese, turkeys, ducks, and
+chickens. James Brown did not work in the fields, so when he rose from
+his bed, his first care was to wash his face and hands, to comb and
+brush his hair; and when these things were done, and he had said his
+morning prayers, he went with his father about the farm or weeded the
+garden. Garden work was very proper for a boy of his age and size.
+
+James Brown had a cousin, named Thomas, and Thomas Brown once came to
+pay James a visit. The two boys were very glad to see each other, and
+Thomas told James of the famous city of London, where he lived. He spoke
+of the spacious paved streets, crowded all day by throngs of people, and
+lighted at night by rows, on each side of the way, of glass lamps. He
+told him of the fine toy-shops, where all kinds of playthings for
+children are sold: such as bats, balls, kites, marbles, tops, drums,
+trumpets, whips, wheelbarrows, shuttles, dolls, and baby-houses. And of
+other great shops where linens, muslins, silks, laces, and ribbons fill
+the windows, and make quite a gay picture to attract the passers-by. He
+described also the noble buildings and the great river Thames, with its
+fine arched bridges, built of stone. He spoke or the immense number of
+boats, barges, and vessels that sail and row upon the Thames, and of the
+great ships that lie at anchor there, which bring stores of goods from
+all parts of the world. He told him of the King's palace and the Queen's
+palace, of the park and the canal, with the stately swans that are seen
+swimming on it.
+
+Nor did he forget to describe Saint Paul's Church, with its fine choir,
+its lofty dome and cupola, and its curious whispering gallery, where a
+whisper breathed to the wall on one side is carried round by the echo,
+and the words are heard distinctly on the opposite side of the gallery.
+He spoke also of Westminster Abbey, that fine old Gothic building which
+contains a great number of monuments, erected there to keep alive the
+remembrance of the actions of great and wise men.
+
+He told James likewise of the Tower of London, which is always guarded
+by soldiers, and in one part of which he had seen lions, tigers, a wolf,
+a spotted panther, a white Greenland bear, and other wild beasts, with
+many sorts of monkeys.[4]
+
+Thomas Brown talked very fast on these subjects, and as James, who had
+never seen anything of the kind, was quite silent, and seemed as much
+surprised as pleased with all that he heard, Thomas began to think his
+cousin was but a dull, stupid sort of boy. But the next morning, when
+they went out into the fields, he found that James had as much
+knowledge as himself, though not of the same kind. Thomas knew not wheat
+from barley, nor oats from rye; nor did he know the oak tree from the
+elm, nor the ash from the willow. He had heard that bread was made from
+corn, but he had never seen it threshed in a barn from the stalks, nor
+had he ever seen a mill grinding it into flour. He knew nothing of the
+manner of making and baking bread, of brewing malt and hops into beer,
+or of the churning of butter. Nor did he even know that the skins of
+cows, calves, bulls, horses, sheep, and goats were made into leather.
+
+James Brown perfectly knew these, and many other things of the same
+nature, and he willingly taught his cousin to understand some of the
+arts that belong to the practice of husbandry.
+
+These friendly and observing boys, after this time, met always once a
+year, and they were eager in their separate stations to acquire
+knowledge, that they might impart it to each other at the end of the
+twelvemonth. So that Thomas, while living in a crowded city, gained a
+knowledge of farming and all that relates to a country life; and James,
+though dwelling a hundred miles from London, knew all the curious things
+that it contained.
+
+[4] These, it is sad to say, have now gone. Beyond a venerable raven,
+the Tower has no live stock. To-day Thomas would describe the Zoo
+instead.
+
+
+
+
+The Disasters of Impatience
+
+
+On the day that Mr. Daleham removed from his town residence to his new
+house in the country there was much bustle and business in the family.
+The servants were all employed in unpacking and arranging chairs, tables,
+sofas, and sideboards in their proper places. Some men were putting up
+beds, while others were hanging window-curtains and nailing down carpets.
+The only idle persons in the house were Arnold and Isabel, and they could
+find nothing to do but to skip from room to room, ask questions, admire
+their new dwelling-house, and talk of the pleasure they should receive
+in a visit their father was engaged to make that day to Mr. Morton, his
+intimate friend, who lived about one mile and a half distant.
+
+So desirous were Arnold and Isabel of seeing Morton Park, or rather
+perhaps of eating some of the fine grapes and melons which they had
+heard grew in Mr. Morton's hot-house, that the morning seemed to be the
+length of the whole day. When people are without employment, time hangs
+heavily on their hands, and minutes will appear to be as long as hours.
+Half a dozen times in the course of the morning these children ran to
+the door of the library, to ask their father when he would be ready to
+go, and though he was engaged sorting papers and arranging his books,
+they did not forbear their troublesome inquiries till he was quite
+angry with them.
+
+At length, however, the joyful tidings came to Arnold and Isabel that
+they were to dress directly, as their father would be ready to set out
+in half an hour. As the day was very fine, and the coachman's assistance
+was useful to the other servants busied in disposing the furniture in
+the various apartments, Mr. Daleham chose to walk to Morton Park; but
+after he had dressed, and the half-hour had elapsed, he still had orders
+to give that detained him.
+
+Arnold and Isabel meanwhile were standing at the hall door, almost wild
+with their impatience to be gone; and at last Arnold proposed to his
+sister that they should go on first, as their papa could soon overtake
+them; and Isabel eagerly ran to ask the housekeeper whether they must
+take the right or the left-hand road. The housekeeper was busy with a
+basket of china, some of which had been broken in the carriage; and as
+her thoughts were fixed on the fragments of the china, she scarcely
+attended to the nature of Isabel's question, and said hastily that the
+right-hand road led to Morton Park; and so it did, but that was the
+coach road, and Mr. Daleham meant to go a much nearer and cleaner way,
+upon a raised path across some pleasant meadows.
+
+No sooner had Isabel received the housekeeper's reply than away they
+went, and in their eagerness to reach Morton Park, they did not at
+first observe that the lane was very dirty; but at last some large
+splashes of mud on Isabel's clean frock attracted Arnold's notice, and
+he then perceived that his own white stockings and nankeen trousers were
+in the same dirty state. What was now to be done? They both felt that it
+was highly improper to go to a gentleman's house in such a condition;
+but then Arnold said that his father must know that the road was dirty
+after so much rain as they had had lately, and as he meant to walk, he
+supposed their getting a few splashes was of no consequence. Isabel
+agreed with this mode of reasoning, and on they went, expecting every
+moment to hear their father's steps behind them.
+
+The lane now became wider and more open to the beams of the sun, which
+had dried the pathway; but though they were somewhat out of the mud, the
+heat of the sun was so intense they knew not how to bear it, and they
+walked as fast as they could in order to get to some shady place. While
+they were panting with heat, they suddenly came to a stream that ran
+directly across the road, and it had no bridge over it, because foot
+passengers rarely came that way.
+
+They were now in the greatest distress. To stand still in the full
+burning sun was dreadful, and to go back was equally fatiguing. There
+was no place to sit down in that part of the road, but on the opposite
+side of the stream three large oak trees were growing, and formed a
+pleasant shade over a green bank. Isabel, greatly tired, and almost
+fainting with heat, wished she could get to the shady bank; so did
+Arnold, and he said he could take off his shoes and stockings, and carry
+his sister through the water on his back. This plan was settled; and
+they agreed that, when they were over the stream, they would wait on the
+bank for their papa, and endeavour to rub off upon the grass the clots
+of mud that stuck to their shoes. But either Arnold was not so strong as
+he had supposed he was, or Isabel, having her brother's shoes and
+stockings to carry in her hand, did not hold fast round his neck, for
+just as they were in the middle of the stream, his foot slipped, he
+staggered, fell, and down went brother and sister at once into the pool.
+
+Both scrambled up in a moment, and neither had suffered more injury
+than being completely bathed in the water. With streaming hair and
+dripping garments they reached the bank; but when Isabel saw that the
+ribbons of her new straw bonnet were spoiled, she began to cry and
+accuse her brother of having thrown her down on purpose, which so
+provoked the young gentleman, that he said it was all owing to her
+clumsiness, and at the same time he shook the sleeves of his jacket,
+from which he was wringing the wet, in her face. Isabel's anger
+increasing at this, she rudely gave her brother a severe box on the ear.
+A scuffle now ensued, which caused a second tumble, and this fall being
+on the rough gravel, Isabel's face was scratched by the sharp pebbles,
+and Arnold's elbow sadly cut by a large flint stone.
+
+The smart of these wounds cooled their passions; they thought no more
+of fighting, and were wiping away the blood, and looking with grief and
+dismay at their wet, dirty clothes, when a servant came up who had been
+sent in pursuit of them.
+
+Mr. Daleham was not far behind. He had been told that Arnold and Isabel
+were gone before him, and was much alarmed at not finding them in the
+field-path. He had therefore returned the same way to search for them;
+he ordered the servant to conduct them home, and told them that their
+silly impatience had spoiled their pleasure, as it was not possible for
+them now to appear at Morton Park.
+
+Mr. Daleham then hastened on, for fear Mr. Morton's dinner should wait
+for him; and Arnold and Isabel, forlorn, wet, draggled, and dirty, were
+led back to their own house. They passed a dismal afternoon, lamenting
+their folly and imprudence; and next morning they heard that there were
+not only plenty of grapes, melons, peaches, and filberts on Mr. Morton's
+table, but that also a very merry party of children were assembled
+there, who danced on the lawn till the dusk of evening approached, and
+then played at blindman's buff in the great hall.
+
+
+
+
+The Deaf and Dumb Boy
+
+
+'Now, my dear boy and girl,' said their aunt to Charles and Helen
+Laurie, 'you are come to stay a whole fortnight with me, and we must
+take care not to mis-spend our time, for not all the art of man can
+restore one day that is lost. You, Charles, shall practise your drawing
+while Helen works, and then while I hear Helen spell and read, you may
+write. Each day of our lives should be made some good use of; and while
+we are young, and have health and strength, we ought to learn all those
+things which we may wish to know when we are grown old.'
+
+Charles and Helen Laurie now ran in search of their books, which were
+soon found, as they were laid in the right place; and then they sat down
+to their tasks, glad to please their aunt, and quite certain that to
+learn to be wise and good was the best thing in the world.
+
+At the hour of noon, when the clock had struck twelve, their aunt told
+them to leave their books, put on their hats, and go out to walk with
+her. They went through some fields, and down a pretty lane, and in the
+hedges on each side were tall oak, elm, and poplar trees, that made the
+lane look like a grove, and kept them from the rays of the sun. At length
+they came to a small, neat, white house that stood on a green lawn, and
+had bushes of lilac blossoms before the windows, with a large fish-pond
+at the end of it. The house had rails before it, and Charles and Helen
+went with their aunt through a gate that was made of the tools that men
+work with in the fields, such as a rake, a spade, a hoe, and a scythe.
+
+In the house they saw a fine-looking boy of ten years of age, with
+light-brown hair, hazel eyes, and cheeks as red as a rose. He came up to
+Charles and Helen, and shook hands with them, and seemed joyous at
+seeing them, but did not say a word. They thought it strange that he did
+not speak to them; and at last Charles said to him, 'Your lawn would be
+a good place to play at trap-ball on, if it were not for the fish-pond
+that is so near it. Do you play at trap-ball, sir?'
+
+The boy, whose name was Jackson, put his hand to his mouth, shook his
+head, got up from his chair, went for a slate, wrote on it, and gave it
+to Charles, who read these words: 'I cannot speak to you. I do not hear
+what you say to me. I am a poor deaf and dumb boy, but I shall be glad
+to please you, now you have been so kind as to come to see me. Pray
+write down on this slate what you wish me to do.'
+
+Charles took the slate, and when Helen read the words that were written
+on it, her eyes were full of tears, to think that such a sweet boy
+should be deaf and dumb. But Charles hung his head, for Jackson wrote
+so fine a hand, that he did not like to show that he could not perform
+as well. Helen knew what Charles was thinking of, for she had heard him
+found fault with, and had seen him write when he did not take pains to
+learn to write a fine hand; so she went to the hall door and made a sign
+to Jackson, as much as to say they would like to go out.
+
+Jackson led them round the lawn to the fish-pond, and that they might
+see the fish, he threw in some pieces of bread to make the fish jump up
+to catch the bread in their mouths. He next took them to the back of the
+house to show them the farm-yard; there they saw cocks and hens on the
+rubbish heap, ducks and geese dipping or swimming in the pond, pigs
+grunting, cows, calves, and a pet lamb, who, as soon as he saw them,
+came out of a barn and ran up to Jackson, that he might stroke and play
+with him; but he was full of tricks, and when Charles or Helen went near
+him he strove to butt them with his young horns. He would not eat out of
+their hands, but he took all that Jackson gave him. In the same barn
+that the lamb came out of, were a goat and two young kids. The goat, the
+kids, the lamb, the calves, all were fond of Jackson, for he had a kind
+heart and would not hurt the smallest insect.
+
+Charles and Helen stayed that day to dine with Jackson, of whom they
+grew more and more fond each moment that they were with him. He was a
+boy of a sweet, gentle temper, and won the kindness of all who came to
+his house. He drew as well as he wrote, and knew all the things that a
+deaf and dumb boy could learn. He had a box of tools, and had made a
+bird-cage and a neat desk to write on. It is a sad thing to be deaf and
+dumb, for much of what boys learn at school, and which it is right to
+know, cannot be taught to a deaf and dumb child.
+
+Charles told his aunt Laurie, as they went home at night, that when he
+had grown to be a man he would love Jackson, and try to be of use to
+him, since blind or deaf and dumb men must want some one to guide and
+take care of them.
+
+It is a sad thing not to see, or not to speak and hear; so that all boys
+and girls who have their sight and speech should be glad to make the
+best use of them. They should, while they are young, do what they are
+told by their friends is right to be done, and then when they grow up
+they can be of great use in the world. A fool, a dunce, or a bad man
+does harm and not good in the world.
+
+
+
+
+Limby Lumpy;
+
+Or, the Boy who was Spoiled by his Mamma[5]
+
+
+I
+
+Limby Lumpy was the only son of his mamma. His father was called the
+'Pavior's Assistant'; for he was so large and heavy, that when he used
+to walk through the streets the men who were ramming the stones down
+with a large wooden rammer would say, 'Please to walk over these
+stones, sir.' And then the men would get a rest.
+
+Limby was born on the 1st of April; I do not know how long ago; but,
+before he came into the world, such preparations were made. There was a
+beautiful cradle; and a bunch of coral, with bells on it; and lots of
+little caps; and a fine satin hat; and tops and bottoms for pap; and two
+nurses to take care of him. He was, too, to have a little chaise, when
+he grew big enough; after that, he was to have a donkey, and then a
+pony. In short, he was to have the moon for a plaything, if it could be
+got; and, as to the stars, he would have had them, if they had not been
+too high to reach.
+
+Limby made a rare to-do when he was a little baby. But he never was a
+_little_ baby--he was always a big baby; nay, he was a big baby till
+the day of his death.
+
+'Baby Big,' his mamma used to call him; he was 'a noble baby,' said his
+aunt; he was 'a sweet baby,' said old Mrs. Tomkins, the nurse; he was 'a
+dear baby,' said his papa,--and so he was, for he _cost_ a good deal. He
+was 'a darling baby,' said his aunt, by the mother's side; 'there never
+was such a fine child,' said everybody, before the parents; when they
+were at another place they called him 'a great, ugly, fat child.'
+
+Limby was almost as broad as he was long. He had what some people called
+an open countenance; that is, one as broad as a full moon. He had what
+his mamma called beautiful auburn locks, but what other people said were
+carroty; not before the mother, of course.
+
+Limby had a flattish nose and a widish mouth, and his eyes were a little
+out of the right line. Poor little dear, he could not help that, and
+therefore it was not right to laugh at him.
+
+Everybody, however, laughed to see him eat his pap, for he would not be
+fed with the patent silver pap-spoon which his father bought him; but
+used to lay himself flat on his back, and seize the pap-boat with both
+hands, and never leave go of it till its contents were fairly in his
+dear little stomach.
+
+So Limby grew bigger and bigger every day, till at last he could
+scarcely draw his breath, and was very ill; so his mother sent for three
+apothecaries and two physicians, who looked at him, and told his mamma
+there were no hopes: the poor child was dying of over-feeding. The
+physicians, however, prescribed for him--a dose of castor oil.
+
+His mamma attempted to give him the castor oil; but Limby, although he
+liked tops and bottoms, and cordial, and pap, and sweetbread, and
+oysters, and other things nicely dished up, had no fancy for castor oil,
+and struggled, and kicked, and fought every time his nurse or mamma
+attempted to give it him.
+
+'Limby, my darling boy,' said his mamma, 'my sweet cherub, my only
+dearest, do take its oily poily--there's a ducky, deary--and it shall
+ride in a coachy poachy.'
+
+'O! the dear baby,' said the nurse, 'take it for nursey. It will take it
+for nursey--that it will.'
+
+The nurse had got the oil in a silver medicine spoon, so contrived that
+if you could get it into the child's mouth the medicine must go down.
+Limby, however, took care that no spoon should go into his mouth; and
+when the nurse tried the experiment for the nineteenth time, gave a
+plunge and a kick, and sent the spoon up to the ceiling, knocked off
+nurse's spectacles, upset the table on which all the bottles and glasses
+were, and came down whack on the floor.
+
+His mother picked him up, clasped him to her breast, and almost
+smothered him with kisses. 'O! my dear boy,' said she, 'it shan't take
+the nasty oil--it won't take it, the darling; naughty nurse to hurt
+baby: it shall not take nasty physic'; and then she kissed him again.
+
+Poor Limby, although only two years old, knew what he was at--he was
+trying to get the master of his mamma; he felt he had gained his point,
+and gave another kick and a squall, at the same time planted a blow on
+his mother's eye.
+
+'Dear little creature,' said she, 'he is in a state of high convulsions
+and fever--he will never recover.'
+
+But Limby did recover, and in a few days was running about the house,
+and the master of it; there was nobody to be considered, nobody to be
+consulted, nobody to be attended to, but Limby Lumpy.
+
+
+II
+
+Limby grew up big and strong; he had everything his own way. One day,
+when he was at dinner with his father and mother, perched upon a double
+chair, with his silver knife and fork, and silver mug to drink from, he
+amused himself by playing drums on his plate with the mug.
+
+'Don't make that noise, Limby, my dear,' said his father. 'Dear little
+lamb,' said his mother, 'let him amuse himself. Limby, have some pudding?'
+
+'No; Limby no pudding'--_drum! drum! drum!_
+
+A piece of pudding was, however, put on Limby's plate, but he kept on
+drumming as before. At last he drummed the bottom of the mug into the
+soft pudding, to which it stuck, and by which means it was scattered all
+over the carpet.
+
+'Limby, my darling,' said his mother; and the servant was called to wipe
+Limby's mug and pick the pudding up from the floor. Limby would not have
+his mug wiped, and floundered about, and upset the cruet-stand and the
+mustard on the table-cloth.
+
+'O! Limby Lumpy; naughty boy,' said his father.
+
+'Don't speak so cross to the child; he is but a child,' said his mother;
+'I don't like to hear you speak so cross to the child.'
+
+'I tell you what it is,' said his father, 'I think the boy does as he
+likes; but I don't want to interfere.'
+
+Limby now sat still, resolving what to do next. He was not hungry,
+having been stuffed with a large piece of pound cake about an hour
+before dinner; but he wanted something to do, and could not sit still.
+
+Presently a saddle of mutton was brought on the table. When Limby saw
+this he set up a crow of delight. 'Limby ride,' said he, 'Limby ride';
+and rose up in his chair, as if to reach the dish.
+
+'Yes, my ducky, it shall have some mutton,' said his mamma; and
+immediately gave him a slice, cut up into small morsels. That was not
+it. Limby pushed that on the floor, and cried out, 'Limby on meat! Limby
+on meat!'
+
+His mamma could not think what he meant. At last, however, his father
+recollected that he had been in the habit of giving him a ride
+occasionally, first on his foot, sometimes on the scroll end of the
+sofa, at other times on the top of the easy chair. Once he put him on a
+dog, and more than once on the saddle; in short, he had been in the
+habit of perching him on various things; and now Limby, hearing this was
+a _saddle_ of mutton, wanted to take a ride on it.
+
+'Limby on--Limby ride on bone,' said the child, in a whimper.
+
+'Did you _ever hear_?' said the father.
+
+'What an extraordinary child!' said the mother; 'how clever to know it
+was like a saddle--the little dear. No, no, Limby--grease frock, Limby.'
+
+But Limby cared nothing about a greasy frock, not he--he was used enough
+to that; and therefore roared out more lustily for a ride on the mutton.
+
+'Did you ever know such a child? What a dear, determined spirit!'
+
+'He is a child of an uncommon mind,' said his mother. 'Limby,
+dear--Limby, dear--silence! silence!'
+
+The truth was, Limby made such a roaring, that neither father nor
+mother could get their dinners, and scarcely knew whether they were
+eating beef or mutton.
+
+'It is impossible to let him ride on the mutton,' said his father:
+'quite impossible!'
+
+'Well, but you might just put him astride the dish, just to satisfy him;
+you can take care his legs or clothes do not go into the gravy.'
+
+'Anything for a quiet life,' said the father. 'What does Limby
+want?--Limby ride?'
+
+'Limby on bone!--Limby on meat!'
+
+'Shall I put him across?' said Mr. Lumpy.
+
+'Just for one moment,' said his mamma: 'it won't hurt the mutton.'
+
+The father rose, and took Limby from his chair, and, with the greatest
+caution, held his son's legs astride, so that they might hang on each
+side of the dish without touching it; 'just to satisfy him,' as he said,
+'that they might dine in quiet,' and was about to withdraw him from it
+immediately.
+
+But Limby was not to be cheated in that way, he wished to feel the
+saddle _under_ him, and accordingly forced himself down upon it; but
+feeling it rather warmer than was agreeable, started, and lost his
+balance, and fell down among the dishes, soused in melted butter,
+cauliflower, and gravy--floundering, and kicking, and screaming, to the
+detriment of glasses, jugs, dishes, and everything else on the table.
+
+'My child! my child!' said his mamma; 'O! save my child!'
+
+She snatched him up, and pressed his begreased garments close to the
+bosom of her best silk gown.
+
+Neither father nor mother wanted any more dinner after this. As to Limby,
+he was as frisky afterwards as if nothing had happened; and, about half
+an hour from the time of this disaster, _cried for his dinner_.
+
+[5] This story and the one which follows it are not by Mrs. Fenwick.
+'Limby Lumpy' is from _The Holiday Book_.
+
+
+
+
+The Oyster Patties
+
+
+There was once a little boy, who perhaps might have been a good little
+fellow if his friends had taken pains to make him so, but I do not know
+how it was, instead of teaching him to be good, they gave him everything
+he cried for; so, whenever he wished to have anything, he had only to
+cry; and if he did not get it directly, he cried louder and louder till
+at last he got it. By this means Alfred was not only very naughty but
+very unhappy; he was crying from morning till night; he had no pleasure
+in anything; he was in everybody's way, and nobody liked to be with
+him. Well, one day his mamma thought she would give him a day of
+pleasure, and make him very happy indeed, so she told him he should have
+a feast, and dine under the great cedar tree that stood upon the lawn,
+and that his cousins should be invited to dine with him, and that he
+should have whatever he chose for his dinner. So she rang the bell, and
+she told the servants to take out tables and chairs and to lay the cloth
+upon the table under the tree; and she ordered her two footmen to be
+ready to wait upon him. She desired the butler to tell the cook to
+prepare the dinner, and to get all sorts of nice dishes for the feast;
+but she said to Alfred, 'What shall you like best of all, my dear boy?'
+So Alfred tried to think of something that he had never had before, and
+he recollected that one day he had heard a lady say, who was dining
+with his papa and mamma, that the oyster patties were the best she had
+ever eaten. Now Alfred had never tasted oyster patties, so he said he
+would have oyster patties for dinner. 'Oyster patties, my dear boy? You
+cannot have oyster patties at this time of the year, there are no
+oysters to be had,' his mamma said to him; 'try, love, to think of
+something else.'
+
+But naughty Alfred said, 'No, I can think of nothing else,' so the cook
+was sent for, and desired to think of something that he might like as
+well. The cook proposed first a currant pie, then a barberry pie, or a
+codlin pie with custard. 'No, no, no,' said Alfred, shaking his head.
+'Or a strawberry tart, my sweet boy; or apricot jam?' said his mamma,
+in a soothing tone of voice.
+
+But Alfred said, 'No, mamma, no, I don't like strawberries; I don't like
+apricot jam; I want oysters.'
+
+'But you cannot have oysters, my little master,' said the cook. 'But I
+will have oysters,' said the little boy, 'and you shan't say that I
+can't have them, shall she, mamma?' and he began to scream and to cry.
+'Do not cry, my sweet soul,' said his mamma, 'and we will see what we
+can do; dry up your tears, my little man, and come with me, and the
+cook, I daresay, will be able to get some oysters before dinner; it is a
+long time to dinner, you know, and I have some pretty toys for you
+upstairs if you will come with me till dinner is ready.' So she took the
+little crying boy by the hand and led him up to her room, and she
+whispered to the cook as she passed not to say anything more about it
+now, and that she hoped he would forget the oyster patties by the time
+dinner was ready. In the meantime she took all the pains she could to
+amuse and please him, and as fast as he grew tired of one toy she
+brought out another. At last, after some hours, she gave him a beautiful
+toy for which she had paid fifteen shillings. It was a sand toy of a
+woman sitting at a spinning wheel, and when it was turned up the little
+figure began spinning away, and the wheel turned round and round as fast
+as if the woman who turned it had been alive. Alfred wanted to see how
+it was done, but, instead of going to his mother to ask her if she would
+be so good as to explain it to him, he began pulling it to pieces to
+look behind it. For some time he was very busy, and he had just
+succeeded in opening the large box at the back of the figure when all
+the sand that was in it came pouring out upon the floor, and when he
+tried to make the little woman spin again, he found she would not do it
+any more; she could not, for it was the sand dropping down that had made
+her move before.
+
+Now do you know that Alfred was so very silly that he began to be angry
+even with the toy, and he said, 'Spin, I say; spin directly,' and then
+he shook it very hard, but in vain; the little hands did not move, and
+the wheel stood still. So then he was very angry indeed, and, setting up
+a loud cry, he threw the toy to the other end of the room. Just at this
+very moment the servant opened the door and said that dinner was ready
+and that Alfred's cousins were arrived.
+
+'Come, my dear child, you are tired of your toys, I see,' said mamma,
+'so come to dinner, darling; it is all ready, under the tree.' So away
+they went, leaving the room all strewed with toys, with broken pieces,
+and the sand all spilt in a heap upon the floor. When they went under
+the dark spreading branches of the fine old cedar tree, there they saw
+the table covered with dishes and garnished with flowers; there were
+chickens, and ham, and tongue, and lobsters, besides tarts, and
+custards, and jellies, and cakes, and cream, and I do not know how many
+nice things besides; there was Alfred's high chair at the head of the
+table, and he was soon seated in it, as master of the feast, with his
+mother sitting by him, his cousins opposite to him, his nurse standing
+on the other side, and the two footmen waiting besides. As soon as his
+cousins were helped to what they liked best, his mamma said, 'What will
+you eat first, Alfred, my love? A wing of a chicken?' 'No,' said Alfred,
+pushing it away. 'A slice of ham, darling?' said nurse. 'No,' said
+Alfred, in a louder tone. 'A little bit of lobster, my dear?' 'No, no,'
+replied the naughty boy. 'Well, what _will_ you have then?' said his
+mother, who was almost tired of him. 'I will have oyster patties,' said
+he. 'That is the only thing you cannot have, my love, you know, so do
+not think of it any more, but taste a bit of this pie; I am sure you
+will like it.'
+
+'You _said_ I should have oyster patties by dinner time,' said Alfred,
+'and so I will have nothing else.' 'I am sorry you are such a sad
+naughty child,' said his mother; 'I thought you would have been so
+pleased with all these nice things to eat.' 'They are _not_ nice,' said
+the child, who was not at all grateful for all that his mother had done,
+but was now in such a passion, that he took the piece of currant tart,
+which his nurse again offered to him, and squeezing up as much as his
+two little hands could hold, he threw it at his nurse, and stained her
+nice white handkerchief and apron with the red juice. Just at this
+moment his papa came into the garden, and walked up to the table. 'What
+is all this?' said he. 'Alfred, you seem to be a very naughty boy,
+indeed; and I must tell you, sir, I shall allow this no longer; get down
+from your chair, sir, and beg your nurse's pardon.' Alfred had hardly
+ever heard his father speak so before, and he felt so frightened, that
+he left off crying, and did as he was bid. Then his father took him by
+the hand, and led him away. His mother said she was sure he would now be
+good, and eat the currant tart. But his papa said, 'No, no, it is now
+too late, he must come with me'; so he led him away, without saying
+another word. He took him into the village, and he stopped at the door
+of a poor cottage.
+
+'May we come in?' said his father. 'Oh yes, and welcome,' said a poor
+woman, who was standing at a table with a saucepan in her hand. 'What
+are you doing, my good woman?' 'Only putting out the children's supper,
+your honour.' 'And what have you got for their supper?' 'Only some
+potatoes, please you, sir, but they be nicely boiled, and here come the
+hungry boys! They are coming in from their work, and they will soon make
+an end of them, I warrant.'
+
+As she said these words, in came John, and William, and Thomas, all with
+rosy cheeks and smiling faces. They sat down, one on a wooden stool, one
+on a broken chair, and one on the corner of the table, and they all
+began to eat the potatoes very heartily. But Alfred's papa said, 'Stop,
+my good boys, do not eat any more, but come with me.' The boys stared,
+but their mother told them to do as they were bid, so they left off
+eating, and followed the gentleman. Alfred and his papa walked on till
+they arrived once more under the cedar tree in the garden, and there was
+the fine feast, all standing just as they had left it, for Alfred's
+cousins were gone away, and his mamma would not have the dinner taken
+away, because she hoped that Alfred would come back to it. 'Now, boys,'
+said the gentleman, 'you may all sit down to this table, and eat
+whatever you like.'
+
+John, William, and Thomas sat down as quickly as they could, and began
+to devour the chickens and tarts, and all the good things at a great
+rate; and Alfred, who now began to be very hungry, would gladly have
+been one of the party; but when he was going to sit down, his papa said,
+'No, sir, this feast is not for _you_; there is nothing here that you
+like to eat, you know; so you will wait upon these boys, if you please,
+who seem as if they would find plenty that they will like.' Alfred at
+this began to cry again, and said he wanted to go to his mamma; but his
+father did not mind his crying, and said he should not go to his mamma
+again till he was quite a good boy. 'So now, sir, hand this bread to
+John, and now take a clean plate to Thomas, and now stand ready to carry
+this custard to William. There now, wait till they have all done.' It
+was of no use now to cry or scream; he was obliged to do it all. When
+the boys had quite finished their supper, they went home, and Alfred was
+led by his father into the house. Before he went to bed, a cup of milk
+and water and a piece of brown bread were put before him, and his
+father said, 'That is your supper, Alfred.' Alfred began to cry again,
+and said he did not want such a supper as that. 'Very well,' said his
+father, 'then go to bed without, and it shall be saved for your
+breakfast.' Alfred cried and screamed louder than ever; so his father
+ordered the maid to put him to bed. When he was in bed, he thought his
+mamma would come and see him, and bring him something nice, and he lay
+awake a long while; but she did not come, and he cried and cried till at
+last he fell asleep.
+
+In the morning when he awoke he was so hungry he could hardly wait to be
+dressed, but asked for his breakfast every minute. When he saw the maid
+bring in the brown bread again without any butter, and some milk and
+water, he was very near crying again; but he thought if he did he should
+perhaps lose his breakfast as he had lost his supper; so he checked his
+tears, and ate a hearty meal.
+
+'Well,' said his father, who came into the room just as he was eating
+the last bit of bread. 'I am glad to see the little boy who could not
+yesterday find anything good enough for him at a feast eating such
+simple fare as this so heartily. Come, Alfred, now you may come to your
+dear mamma.'
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+_Printed by_ R. & R. CLARK, LIMITED, _Edinburgh_
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