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+HUMPTY DUMPTY'S LITTLE SON
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+HELEN R. CROSS]
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+LONDON: CHATTO & WINDUS,
+111, ST. MARTIN'S LANE, W.C.
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+
+
+HUMPTY DUMPTY'S
+LITTLE SON.
+
+
+
+
+EDMUND EVANS, LTD.
+ENGRAVERS AND PRINTERS
+THE RACQUET COURT PRESS
+SWAN STREET, LONDON, S.E.
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+[Illustration]
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+
+ HUMPTY
+ DUMPTY'S
+ LITTLE
+ SON.
+
+ by
+ Helen Reid Cross.
+
+
+ CHATTO & WINDUS:
+ LONDON. 1907.
+
+
+
+
+HUMPTY DUMPTY'S LITTLE SON.
+
+
+ "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
+ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
+ All the King's horses, and all the King's men,
+ Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again."
+
+
+After Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and all the King's horses and all
+the King's men could not put him together again, Little Dumpty
+lived with his Mother, who was called Widow Dumpty, and went to school
+every day. He set off in good time every morning--even if it was
+_pouring_ with rain. He had a great many friends at school, and the boys
+liked him because he always had plenty of marbles, and used to carry
+sticky labels in his pocket; he got them out of his Mother's shop, and
+gave them as prizes for racing and jumping in play time.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Little Dumpty was a little bit like a _nice_ goblin, it was therefore
+very interesting to his school fellows to have him for a chum, and the
+funny part about him was that he never took his hat off. Of course no
+one said anything about it, but they just remembered that his Father
+was an egg, and got cracked and broken, and they thought that had
+something to do with it.
+
+Well, I will tell you how Little Dumpty used to spend his time. In
+summer he used to get up quite early, because he had to feed his pets
+before breakfast. He had a lot of pets in the yard at the back of the
+house. He had guinea-pigs, of course, then he had three rabbits and a
+pair of dormice and a canary; and he had some pigeons. They were rather
+a bother to him, because they had a nasty habit of flying down the
+parlour chimney, where sometimes they stuck for two or three days, and
+at last flew out all black and sooty into the room. Widow Dumpty
+used to be rather angry and spoke crossly when this happened, and then
+Little Dumpty used to get up and go out and feed his rabbits, which is
+what he generally did when he wasn't very happy. Well, then he had a
+tame hen and some silkworms. Once he had a baby chicken, but it ate some
+blue chalk, which Dumpty had dropped on the ground, and died. He did
+all he could to keep it alive but it was no good. He was very sorry
+about it, because he had often longed for a little chicken of his own;
+besides his Mother had told him that when it grew up it would be a
+swimming chicken. It was a pity too he dropped the chalk, because it got
+trodden on and spoilt, and it had been his favourite chalk.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Well, as I was saying, first he had to feed his pets and to water his
+garden before the sun got too hot: and by then it was time for
+breakfast. He and his Mother were always very happy at breakfast (except
+when there was a pigeon in the chimney). Generally they talked about the
+garden, and when the seeds were coming up Widow Dumpty used to send
+Little Dumpty running out to chivvy off the sparrows and starlings who
+wanted to eat all the young sprouts. In the spring they talked about
+tadpoles, and wondered how long it would be before they lost their
+tails; and in the summer time they wondered when Little Dumpty would
+get a bath; and in the autumn they talked about the circus which was
+coming; and in the winter about their "poetry" which they made up, or
+about the bulbs in the pots at the window, which always looked like
+blooming for Christmas, and never _did_ bloom till March. Oh, and lots
+of other things!
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Little Dumpty generally had bread and milk for breakfast and finished
+up with honey--for Mrs. Dumpty kept dear little bees in her garden, so
+there was always plenty of that:--but on Sundays Dumpty had a poached
+egg for breakfast, for a treat. When he'd done his breakfast Dumpty used
+to have to look sharp and open the shop for his Mother and sweep the
+step, and by then it was time for school, so he got his books together
+and trotted off.
+
+He used always to meet his "chum" on the way; _his_ name was Binkie, and
+he lived with his father at the Blacksmith's--his father _was_ the
+Blacksmith, and there was no Mrs. Blacksmith because she was dead, but
+Binkie's aunt, who was a very kind lady, used to take care of Binkie;
+_her_ name was Miss Amelia Bloater.
+
+Well, every morning Binkie and Dumpty trudged off to school together.
+Dumpty's favourite lesson was writing, he simply _loved_ doing copies,
+and once he got a prize for writing; he was quite delighted about it,
+and often wished he could get another, and after being at school four
+years, at last he did--that was for scripture.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Dumpty used to stay at school all day and had dinner with the big boys;
+in the afternoon there was "prep," and at four o'clock school was over
+and all the boys were jolly glad.
+
+On his way home from school Dumpty used to stop and get cow-parsley for
+his rabbits, and when silkworms were "in" he used to have to go into
+Binkie's garden to get mulberry leaves, because Binkie's father had a
+mulberry tree in his garden and Dumpty's Mother hadn't. One day when
+Dumpty got in from school he found that a horrid great rat had got into
+the empty hutch where he kept all his grain for feeding his pets and had
+eaten it all and bitten one of the baby pigeons! He was so sad about
+it--but Binkie's father soon brought in his dogs and they caught the
+nasty rat. Dumpty's Mother often said she didn't know what she would do
+without her kind neighbour the Blacksmith.
+
+Well, by the time Master Dumpty got in from school it was pretty well
+tea time, and in the summer he and his Mother often had it in the
+garden, not _too_ far from the house, so that if anyone came into the
+shop they could hear, that is to say they _might_ hear if he banged on
+the counter loud, or shut the shop door with a slam;--then Dumpty would
+run fast and serve in the shop for his Mother. Sometimes the customers
+were such a long time choosing a peppermint stick or a few glass
+beads that Dumpty thought he should never get back to his tea;--and they
+had radishes and lettuce out of their own garden. And directly after tea
+Little Dumpty did _just_ what he liked till bed-time.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+I must tell you now about the things Little Dumpty _did_ like: there
+were lots of things, and he liked them all in turn.
+
+One thing he loved was ponding, which began as soon as the days were
+warm enough. He used to go with a net and a little tin pail and catch
+all kinds of fish and little insects out of the pond and put them in his
+aquarium, but he called it his "acquair." His "acquair" was a glass
+bell stood on its end and filled at the bottom with sand, and on top
+with water for the things to swim about in. Minnows, and sometimes
+sticklebats (but not _generally_ sticklebats, because, though they
+looked nice they used to eat up the other things so), and of course
+tadpoles (when they were "in") and water-snails with pointed shells and
+caddis-worms and water boatmen, and "little reddies"--oh! and anything
+he caught in his net. Little Dumpty used to bring them all home in his
+pail and keep them in the "acquair."
+
+That's what Little Dumpty and his Mother used to talk about at
+breakfast, "how long before the tadpoles lost their tails."
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Once when Mrs. Dumpty went away to see a sick friend and Dumpty was
+left all to himself he thought he would have a lovely acquair in the
+middle of his own garden, just like a real pond, so he dug a big hole
+and planted ferns round it, and then he got a big bath and put it in the
+hole he had dug, and filled it with water; and it looked grand, and
+Dumpty thought some rocks in the middle of the pond would look grander
+still, so he got some clinkers and with great trouble managed to push
+them right out to the middle, he was just putting in the last one when
+he toppled and fell splash-bash right into the water. He was in an awful
+mess when he got out! And his Mother, who came home just at that minute,
+was very angry with him. Poor Little Dumpty was very sad and ashamed of
+himself.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+The CIRCUS always came to Eggy in the autumn, and as Little Dumpty's
+birthday was on October 31st his Mother always let him go to it for a
+birthday treat. He and Binkie used to go together. It was lovely fun
+first of all to go round by the tents and see the men getting ready for
+the Show. Little Dumpty felt that he knew quite a lot of what went on
+behind the scenes, for one day a man who was putting up the tents let
+him hold his hammer for him. Dumpty saw him afterwards playing in the
+band and gave him a little nod, but the man was too busy to see him. It
+disappointed Dumpty rather. The Circus was always a treat, but the
+best part was when the clown with the performing pony said, "Now
+Topsy"--that was the pony's name--"you just show me who you think would
+make the finest soldier in all this audience," and the pony ran straight
+across the ring and nodded its head at Dumpty! It pleased him, because
+Dumpty always said he was going to be a soldier when he grew up, and he
+often played at being one. That pony knew lots of things, it could say
+what the time was, and could tell how many of the Kings of England had
+been named Edward, but when the clown asked the pony "who was the
+butcher's sweetheart?" Topsy made a great mistake and all the people
+laughed, for he went and nodded at Binkie's grown-up sister, and she had
+_always_ promised to marry Dumpty when he was big enough.
+
+But I think Little Dumpty liked the winter evenings best of all, when he
+and his Mother were so cosy in the little kitchen at the back of the
+shop. They used to have great games together. Dumpty had his own
+circus, and gave grand performances to his Mother. She used to sit in
+the "Royal Box" (which was the corner with a shawl round it, and a
+cushion for her feet). She dressed him a little doll, who was master of
+the ring, and he had lots of animals in his procession. Two elephants
+and a bear on hind legs, and a bear on four legs, a zebra, a tiger,
+a big squirrel, some tin horses, and some lovely horses covered with
+real hair, a set of performing frogs, and oh! heaps more.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Then for the performance he would sing, and recite the pieces of poetry
+which he and his Mother had made up (that's what I told you they talked
+about at breakfast). For instance, there were two geese in a pen which
+you wound up, and Dumpty would put on a quackie voice and say:--
+
+
+ Some mischief sure will Satan find
+ For idle hands--however sweet,
+ So in your idle moments wind
+ My little geese, and watch them eat.
+
+ And as you wind, this lesson good
+ Ma' rag-time geese would teach to thee;
+ Never to grab or snatch your food,
+ However hungry you may be.
+
+
+Then he had some performing mice in a cage, with clockwork inside, and
+as he wound them up he sang:--
+
+
+ Oh, three performing mice are we,
+ And when you wind us up you see,
+ We twirl and twiddle round the cage,
+ And play at leap-frog on the stage.
+ And when the master of the ring,
+ Commands us, we can also sing
+ That story sad--though true to life,
+ Of Blind Mice, and the Farmer's wife.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+And then Little Dumpty and his mother sang "Three Blind Mice" together,
+very slowly and sadly:--
+
+
+ Three Blind Mice!
+ See how they run!
+ They all ran after the Farmer's Wife,
+ Who cut off their tails with the carving knife,
+ Did you ever see such a thing in your life
+ As three Blind Mice?
+
+
+When he got all his horses on the stage (he put the skin ones in front
+because they were the loveliest), he used to pretend they danced while
+he whistled a tune on the penny whistle.
+
+Then there was a china girl with a parachute; when she was on the stage
+Little Dumpty recited the piece called "Isabella's Parachute" out of a
+favourite book he had called "Cautionary Stories":--
+
+
+ Once as little Isabella
+ Ventured with a large umbrella,
+ Out upon a rainy day
+ She was nearly blown away.
+
+ Sadly frightened then was she,
+ For 'twas very near the sea,
+ And the wind was very high,
+ But, alas! no friend was nigh.
+
+ Luckily her good mamma
+ Saw her trouble from afar;
+ Running just in time, she caught her
+ Pretty little flying daughter.
+
+
+And if he got an encore, which he often did for this piece, for he
+_loved_ saying it, he used to tell the story of Robert:--
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+ When the rain comes tumbling down
+ In the country or the town,
+ All good little girls and boys
+ Stay at home and mind their toys.
+
+ Robert thought,--"No, when it pours,
+ It is better out of doors."
+ Here you see him, silly fellow,
+ Underneath his red umbrella.
+
+ Now look at the silly fellow,
+ The wind has caught his red umbrella,
+ Up he flies to the skies;
+ No one hears his screams and cries.
+
+ No one ever yet could tell
+ Where he stopped, or where he fell:
+ Only, this one thing is plain,
+ Bob was never seen again!
+
+
+And they always used to finish up with the black nigger girl on
+horseback:--
+
+
+ Dis yah am de niggah gal
+ Come to say good night,
+ Wishin' all de picanninies
+ Dreams of fairies bright.
+ Wishin' all de niggah boys,
+ Plently laugh and fun,
+ Wishin' dat this circus game
+ Was only jus' begun,
+ 'Stead of bein' as 'tis now,
+ Finished, when I've made my bow.
+
+
+Then Little Dumpty made her jump up on the bareback horse and bow to his
+Mother.
+
+At half-past seven Dumpty had to "prepare," as he said, that is he had
+to begin to think about bed, just so that bed-time shouldn't come when
+he was in the middle of something _very_ interesting, and at a quarter
+to eight he had to go. He gave his Mother a kiss, and often when he
+had been very good and happy she gave him an acid drop to suck when he
+was in bed.
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+Well, of course there were lots more things Little Dumpty used to do: I
+can't tell them all because it would take too long if I were to tell you
+all about his chalks and his paints and his stone bricks and his silver
+paper ball and his kite--why it would fill ever so many books, but I
+_must_ tell you one thing more and that is about his card houses. He was
+better at that than at anything, and one night his Mother offered a
+prize of a cake of new emerald green paint if he could build eight
+houses. And he _did_. He tried ever so many times; and his Mother had
+to let him sit up a little later because just as he had got to the sixth
+storey safely, safely, after striving very much, the clock struck a
+quarter to eight. It would have been too bad to send him off then, when
+he longed to do it so. It quite made his fingers tremble to put on the
+last card. It was a good thing he succeeded that once, for he never did
+it again, and he _did_ want the green paint so!
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+
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