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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Foreign Tour of Messrs. Brown, Jones
+and Robinson, by Richard Doyle
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Foreign Tour of Messrs. Brown, Jones and Robinson
+ Being the History of What They Saw, and Did, in Belgium,
+ Germany, Switzerland & Italy.
+
+Author: Richard Doyle
+
+Release Date: July 20, 2009 [EBook #29463]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FOREIGN TOUR--BROWN, JONES, ROBINSON ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by Louise Hope
+
+
+
+
+[This plain-text file, containing only the captions to Richard Doyle's
+drawings, is included for completeness. The HTML version includes all
+drawings and decorative text.
+
+Except for "The Review" and some decorative headers, the entire book
+was printed in CAPITAL LETTERS. It has been reformatted for readability;
+capitalization decisions are the transcriber's. Text shown in +marks+
+was printed in decorative blackletter type.]
+
+
+
+
+ The Foreign Tour
+
+ of Messrs
+
+ BROWN, JONES, and ROBINSON.
+
+ Being the History of
+ What They Saw, and Did
+ in Belgium, Germany,
+ Switzerland & Italy.
+
+ by
+
+ Richard Doyle.
+
+
+ London. Bradbury & Evans. Whitefriars.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+ * * * *
+
+
+[LONDON.]
+
+
+The mail train to Dover. Brown, Jones, and Robinson starting on their
+travels.
+
+
+
+
+[OSTEND.]
+
+
+After a rough passage, Brown, Jones, and Robinson are here seen landed
+at Ostend, surrounded, and a little bewildered, by the natives, who
+overwhelm them with attentions--seize the luggage, thrust cards into
+their hands, drag them in several directions at once, all talking
+together (which prevented their directions being so clear as they
+otherwise would have been)--and, finally, all expecting money!
+
+
+They are at the Douane, waiting for the officials to search the luggage.
+
+Robinson and Jones (alarmed by expression of Brown's countenance).
+--"What's the matter now?" Brown (in a voice of agony). --"I've left the
+key of my bag at home!"
+
+
+
+
+[OSTEND TO COLOGNE.]
+
+
+A sketch made at Malines.
+
+
+How they saw Belgium.
+
+
+
+
+[COLOGNE.]
+
+
+THE ARRIVAL AT COLOGNE.
+
+Travellers passing their examination. In the foreground is Jones's
+portmanteau undergoing the "ordeal by touch."
+
+
+Manner and custom of the people, as seen from the railway by Brown, and
+made a note of.
+
+
+B. J. and R., who took their places on the roof the better to command
+the view, are seen at the moment when the idea occurred to the two
+former that they might possibly not "fit" under the archway. Robinson is
+so wrapped up in thought, and a cigar, that he is unconscious of all
+else.
+
+This represents the Cologne omnibus on its journey from the station into
+the city, when stopped by the military, and made to "stand and deliver"
+the passports.
+
+
+Arrival at the hotel, and first coming in sight of that amiable and
+obliging race, the German waiter. He is small in stature (scarcely the
+size of life, as Jones remarked), and remains always a boy.
+
+
+"Speise-Saal" hotel, Cologne-- Enter Brown, Jones, and Robinson,
+fatigued, and somewhat disordered by travel, and "so hungry."
+
+
+How an agent of Jean Maria Farina addressed them, who was kind enough
+to put some of the celebrated "Eau" upon their handkerchiefs, and to
+receive orders for the same.
+
+
+The real Eau de Cologne, and its effect upon the noses of three
+illustrious individuals.
+
+
+"Kellner" presents the bill.
+
+
+They "do" Cologne cathedral.
+
+
+
+
+[COLOGNE TO BONN.]
+
+
+The railway from Cologne to Bonn. --B. J. and R. "Just in time."
+
+
+First glimpse of Rhine scenery.
+
+
+
+
+[BONN.]
+
+
+Jones's little all is contained in this small portmanteau.
+
+
+Robinson, on the contrary, finds it quite impossible to move with less
+than this.
+
+
+This scene represents the Rhine boat about to start from Bonn, and
+passengers from the railway embarking. In the foreground an accident has
+occurred, a porter having upset the luggage of an English family, the
+head of which is saluting him with the national "Damn," while the
+courier of the party expresses the same idea in German.
+
+
+
+
+[THE RHINE.]
+
+
+BROWN'S FIRST IMPRESSION OF THE RHINE.
+
+_From an ORIGINAL SKETCH in the possession of his family._
+
+
+HEADS OF THE NATIVES.
+
+_A Leaf from Brown's Sketch Book._
+
+
+COMPANY ON BOARD THE RHINE BOAT.
+
+Amongst them was a travelling tutor, and three young gentlemen, his
+pupils. He stood in the midst of them smiling blandly, an open volume in
+his hand, (probably a classic author,) between which, and his pupils,
+and the scenery, he divided his attention in about equal parts. There
+was a specimen of the English grumbler, big, burly, and as if in danger
+of choking from the tightness of his cravat. Every one knows him, his
+pleasant ways, and his constant flow of good humour and cheerfulness;
+that is he, sitting to the right. There were besides, numerous young
+gentlemen from the universities, from the army, from the bar, all with
+more or less hair on their upper lips; and there was a cavalry officer
+of the Russian guard, and a professor, on his way to Heidelberg, and
+loose, dishevelled, hairy, smoky young Germans, with long beards, and
+longer pipes. And there was a British nobleman, and a British alderman,
+and a British alderwoman; and there were British ladies whom I can't
+describe, because they wore those "ugly" things which prevent them being
+seen; intelligent young Americans on their way all over the world; nuns,
+with their quiet, happy faces; Red Republicans from Frankfort, and snobs
+from London.
+
+
+THE GREAT BRITON.
+
+As he stood contemplating the Rhine-land, wondering if it would be
+possible to live in that country; and considering (supposing he had one
+of those castles, now) how many thousands a-year one could do it with.
+The scenery would do; and with English institutions it might be made a
+good thing of.
+
+N.B. --He little thinks what Brown is doing.
+
+Even the nun was not safe from Brown. He is here seen taking her off, in
+a rapid act of sketching.
+
+
+B. J. and R. had just begun to enjoy the scenery, when, to their
+consternation, who should appear on board but the "Bore," who instantly
+was down upon them. For three mortal hours he entertained them with
+fashionable intelligence, anecdotes of the aristocracy, the court
+circular, births, deaths, marriages, &c.
+
+
+This was supposed to be an M.P. travelling in search of "facts." He is
+giving Brown his views; and also the statistics of everything.
+
+
+A VIEW ON THE RHINE.
+
+
+THE LONDON GENT UP THE RHINE.
+
+He is taken at the moment when expressing his opinion that the whole
+concern is a "do" and a "sell."
+
+
+BRITISH FARMER AND SON IN FOREIGN PARTS.
+
+They both wore a perpetual grin and stare of surprise, Jones thought
+that they had taken leave of England and their senses at once, owing to
+the withdrawal of protection.
+
+
+THE RHINE BOAT.
+
+Brown may be seen seated there upon the paddle-box, rapidly sketching
+every church, ruined castle, town, or other object of interest on either
+bank of the river. Those are Jones and Robinson, leaning over the side
+of the boat below him. Observe, also, the stout party who has called for
+brandy-and-water, and whose countenance almost lapses into a smile as
+"Kellner" approaches with the beverage. The tutor, it is pleasant to
+see, has at last put his "Classic" in his pocket, and gives himself up
+to the undivided enjoyment of the scene, while his "young charge" is
+wrapped in contemplation of mechanical science as exemplified in the
+structure of the wheel. And that must surely be the gent who has such a
+low opinion of the beauty of the Rhine-land, seated at the stern of the
+boat with his legs dangling over the river. Let us hope that he is happy
+now!
+
+
+THE ENGLISH "MILORD" UPON THE RHINE.
+
+How happy he looks! He dislikes the hum of men, and sits all day shut up
+in his carriage reading the literature of his country. How rude of those
+Germans to be laughing and joking so near his lordship!
+
+
+PERFECT ENJOYMENT.
+
+
+
+
+[COBLENTZ.]
+
+
+Indignation of Robinson, at sight of inadequate washing apparatus. He
+rang the bell with such violence, that all the waiters rushed in,
+thinking that the hotel was on fire, or that a revolution had broken
+out.
+
+There he stood, pointing to the water, about half a pint in a basin the
+size of a breakfast cup; and in a voice of suppressed emotion, demanding
+to know if "Das ist, etc."
+
+
+JONES'S NIGHT THOUGHTS.
+
+"Man wants but little here below," _but_ "wants that little long."
+
+
+If you should forget the number of your key and room (_as BROWN did on
+returning late from the theatre_), what are you to do?
+
+
++An Incident in the Life of Jones's Dog.+
+
+How this animal seemed to have imbibed communistic principles, and how
+he stole a sausage, and how the population rose like one man, and hunted
+him through the town.
+
+
+The dog having outstripped the populace, proceeds to eat the sausage.
+
+
+Having done so, he looks stouter than he did, and is inclined to rest.
+The inhabitants, eager for vengeance, surround him, but are kept at bay
+by the expression of his countenance.
+
+
+One burly peasant having the hardihood to approach too near, he is made
+as example of. _Exeunt omnes._
+
+
+
+
+[THE RHINE.]
+
+
+Brown, with noble perseverance, sits upon the paddle-box, regardless of
+the storm, and sketches the castles and towns, as the steam-boat passes
+them.
+
+
+--Till in a moment of grief his hat and several sketches were carried
+off for ever: and then he thought it time to go below.
+
+
+How a citizen of the United States addressed Brown; and how he put the
+following questions during the first five minutes of their acquaintance.
+
+1. "Where are you going?"
+
+2. "What place do you hail from?"
+
+3. "Conclude you go toe Frankfort?"
+
+4. "You're Mr. Brown, I reckon?"
+
+5. "What names do your friends go by?"
+
+Statements made during the same period.
+
+1. "This here Rhine ain't much by the side of our Mississippi."
+
+2. "Old Europe is 'tarnally chawed up."
+
+
+BROWN'S HAT.
+
+Robinson was very merry about this incident, and both he and Jones kept
+poking fun at Brown during the rest of the day. They parodied the well
+known song of "My heart's on the Rhine," substituting "My hat's in the
+Rhine;"--(it was very poor stuff, we have been assured by Brown)--and
+they made pointed allusions to the name of "Wide-Awake."
+
+The above drawing is from a rude sketch by Jones.
+
+
+THE SCENERY BECOMES MYSTERIOUS.
+
+They now became enveloped in what seemed a combination of fog
+(London November) and mist (Scotch). Only think of those two national
+institutions going up the Rhine with the rest of the fashionable world.
+At first it obscured the hill tops, with the ruins thereon; then the
+villages and vineyards below; and finally both banks of the river
+entirely disappeared. The company on board the steamboat did not,
+at this period, present the most cheerful aspect.
+
+
+
+
+[MAYENCE TO FRANKFORT.]
+
+
+How Robinson's favourite portmanteau, which he had forgotten to lock,
+was dropped accidentally by a porter while conveying it to the omnibus.
+
+
+Jones hints to Robinson that it is time to get up.
+
+
+
+
+[FRANKFORT.]
+
+
+How they visited a "quarter" of the city of Frankfort, and what they saw
+there!
+
+
+Robinson here wrote his celebrated letter to the "Times," on the subject
+of the deficiency of soap and water, from which, as we have seen in a
+former page, he suffered so grievously. It was conceived in terms of
+indignant eloquence; and drew a terrible picture of the state of social,
+political, and religious degradation into which a country must have
+sunk, where such things could be tolerated.
+
+
+As they walked through the town, bent upon seeing the Ariadne, and
+unconscious of danger, suddenly an object appeared in sight that filled
+them with terror. It was the "Bore!" stepping jauntily along on the
+other side of the street. To hesitate was to be lost! So they plunged
+into the nearest shop for protection, and stood there breathless with
+expectation and fear. Presently Jones--putting his head very gradually
+out--reconnoitred, and finding all safe they resumed their way.
+
+
+Robinson thinks it "the thing" to encourage native industry wherever he
+goes, and so buys a German pipe.
+
+
+
+
+[HEIDELBERG.]
+
+
+"Kellner!"
+
+
+While Brown, Jones, and Robinson supped, a party of philosophers carry
+on an aesthetical discussion, with an accompaniment of pipes and beer.
+
+
+"* * * The night was beautiful, so we determined after supper to have
+a look at the celebrated castle--Jones and I did, that is to say, for
+Robinson was so fatigued with travel that he declined moving, muttering
+something about 'Castle can wait.' We ascended; the moon shone brightly
+through the ruins, and bathed the landscape in its silvery light, the
+beautiful Neckar flowing at our feet. Under us lay the town, a thousand
+lights twinkling in the stillness." * * "Suddenly, to our horror,
+there appeared upon the terrace 'The Bore!'" --_Extract from Brown's
+Journal._
+
+
+"At last he left us. But not before he had taken from his pocket a
+letter received that morning from Green ('You know Green, of course,'
+he said, 'everybody does'), and read it aloud from beginning to end. It
+told of a 'good thing' said at the club by Smith; and of two marriages,
+and a duel likely to come off, besides several interesting particulars
+regarding the winner of the St. Leger." --_Ibid._
+
+When Jones and Brown were left once more alone, they wandered and
+pondered amongst the ruins, and moralised over the instability of
+things--they were even becoming sentimental--when, suddenly, a terrific
+sound was heard--like the barking of a dog--and the next moment the
+animal himself was seen emerging from the darkness, and making towards
+them at the top of his speed. They turned and fled!
+
+
+Meeting by moonlight.
+
+
+Robinson, after the departure of Jones and Brown, seated himself before
+the fire and fell fast asleep.
+
+
+He continued in that state, notwithstanding that the philosophers became
+very noisy, and even warlike.
+
+
+--And although--after the latter had retired (fortunately without coming
+to blows)--his chair toppled over, he quietly assumed a horizontal
+position.
+
+Fancy the feelings of Jones and Brown on returning, and finding their
+friend lying on his back upon the floor, snoring!
+
+
+They lifted him up, and carried him off to bed.
+
+
+Next morning they entertained Robinson with a thrilling account of the
+dangers of their expedition, in which that dreadful dog filled a very
+large space.
+
+The above will give some faint idea of what they pictured to themselves
+(and to Robinson).
+
+
+
+
+[THE REVIEW.]
+
+
+Brown, Jones, and Robinson have arrived at ----, the capital of ----, a
+small German state (we won't say which, as it would be giving it an
+undue distinction, and might offend the others).
+
+They have been received with distinguished consideration, the "local"
+paper having announced their arrival as Count Robinson, Sir Brown, and
+the Rev. Jones. They have been invited to be present at a grand review,
+and Robinson--who amongst other necessaries in those portmanteaus of
+his, carried a uniform as Captain of Yeomanry--thought that this was
+just the proper occasion to appear in it. Accordingly, he rode on to the
+ground upon a charger (hired), in the character of a warrior, with a
+solemnity of countenance befitting the scene and his country, and
+accompanied by Jones (also mounted), but in the costume of an ordinary
+individual of the period. Brown preferred going on foot. That is
+Robinson in the centre. Just at the time when he ought to be riding up
+the line, inspecting the troops with the Grand Duke and his staff--his
+horse (a "disgusting brute," as Robinson afterwards described him, "who
+could not have been in the habit of carrying gentlemen") suddenly stood
+on his hind legs, in the very middle of the field, so that his rider was
+forced to cling on to him in an absurd manner, in full view of the army,
+the people, and the court.
+
+R. at that moment earnestly desired that the earth might open and
+swallow him.
+
+KEY TO THE CARTOON.
+
+1. Robinson. 2. The Grand Duke. 3. The Crown Prince. 4. The Rest of the
+Serene Family. 5. Mr. Jones. 6. The Population. 7. Mr. Jones's Dog.
+8. Mr. Brown. 9. The Army. 10. Distant View of the Capital. 11. Foreign
+Visitors. 12. Monument to late Duke.
+
+
+
+
+[BADEN.]
+
+
+A SCENE AT BADEN.
+
+
+THE RIGHT OF SEARCH.
+
+
++Of the Adventure that befel Jones.+
+
+
+I.
+
+Jones's dog having come upon a sentinel, and struck, perhaps, by his
+small size compared with the sentinels he is used to, commences to say,
+"Bow!--wow!--wow!--wew--u--u!"
+
+The soldier, offended by these remarks, presents for the animal's
+consideration, the point of his bayonet.
+
+
+II.
+
+Jones expostulates, with that freedom of speech which is the birthright
+of every Englishman.
+
+
+III.
+
+But obtaining no satisfaction, calls on the miserable foreigner to
+"Come on."
+
+
+IV.
+
+First (and last) round. --The soldier did "Come on," frowning. Jones
+received him, smiling. --The soldier made play with his musket: Jones
+put in his left. They closed, and a terrific struggle ensued, in the
+course of which Jones got his adversary's "Nob" into "Chancery."
+
+
+V.
+
+The soldier, at this point, unable to use his arms, took to his legs,
+and administered a series of kicks upon the shins of Jones, who in
+return seized him, lifted him in the air, and threw him.
+
+
+VI.
+
+Then, considering that justice and the honour of his country were alike
+satisfied, he retired, leaving the body of his antagonist on the field.
+
+
+VII.
+
+Shows the "body," on discovering that life was not extinct, attempting
+to rise.
+
+P.S. --He was last seen making frantic efforts to regain his feet, and
+seemingly prevented from doing so by the weight of his knapsack, and
+other accoutrements.
+
+
+VIII.
+
+Jones was late at breakfast; he found Robinson reading "Galignani," and
+Brown looking out of window, and after giving them an amusing account of
+the fun he had had, was just sitting down to the table, when Brown
+shouted out, "By Jove, there is a regiment of soldiers coming down the
+street!"
+
+
+IX.
+
+At first Jones was incredulous; but presently Brown, his hair standing
+on end, rushed towards him, and in a voice of agony, cried, "As sure as
+we are alive they have stopped in front of the house, and the _OFFICER
+IS COMING IN!_"
+
+
+X.
+
+It was too true. The soldiers had come to look after the Englishman who
+had attacked and beaten their comrade.
+
+
+XI.
+
+After a few moments of breathless suspense, the officer enters--Jones
+stands like a man about to struggle with adversity.
+
+
+XII.
+
+Nevertheless he is arrested and marched off.
+
+
+XIII.
+
+Robinson, in agony, calls for his coat and hat, "For," as he cried out
+to Brown, "not a moment is to be lost in endeavouring to see the British
+Minister."
+
+
+XIV.
+
+They gain an audience of His Excellency the British Minister, and ask
+his interference in behalf of a persecuted countryman.
+
+We are happy to add that the interference was quite successful. Jones
+was liberated immediately, and shortly afterwards the British Minister
+for Foreign Affairs, in a despatch to the German Minister for the same,
+expressed his conviction that "The whole civilised world reprobated,
+with one voice, a system at once tyrannical and cruel, a remnant of the
+darkest ages of man's history, and utterly unworthy of the present era
+of progress and enlightenment."
+
+Our friends were advised, however, to leave the country as soon and as
+quietly as possible. They departed accordingly.
+
+
+
+
+[BADEN TO BASLE.]
+
+
+Head-dresses of peasantry. A sketch on the road to Basle.
+
+
+How Brown and Jones went in a third class carriage (Robinson would not;
+it did not seem "respectable"), that they might see the natives, and how
+B. drew the portrait of one, to her evident dissatisfaction.
+
+
+The omnibus besieged and taken by storm.
+
+
+
+
+[BASLE.]
+
+
+"The height of the omnibusses is quite disgusting." --_Extract from
+unpublished documents in possession of ROBINSON, who himself fell in the
+mud, while climbing from the roof of one of those vehicles._
+
+
+Scene from the road, near Basle.
+
+
+Storks' nest, Basle.
+
+
+
+
+[SWITZERLAND.]
+
+
+BOAT STATION ON THE LAKE OF LUCERNE;
+AS SKETCHED BY BROWN FROM THE STEAMER.
+
+According to the guide-book, the paintings on the wall represent Furst,
+Stauffach, and Melchthal, swearing to liberate their country; but Jones
+said he believed them to be portraits of a medieval Swiss Brown, Jones,
+and Robinson, in the act of vowing eternal friendship.
+
+
+The safest way of coming down a mountain.
+
+
+"We got out of the diligence (at a time when it was obliged to go very
+slowly), in order to make an excursion on foot in search of the
+picturesque, being told that we might meet the carriage at a certain
+point, about a mile further on. We saw many magnificent views, and did a
+great deal of what might be called rough walking; but perhaps the thing
+that struck us most was, that on emerging at the appointed spot for
+rejoining the diligence, we beheld it a speck in the distance, just
+departing out of sight." --_Extract from Jones's Journal._
+
+
+The seven ages of Robinson's beard.
+
+
+What are they to do now?
+
+
+DESCENT OF THE ST. GOTHARD.
+
+Having taken their places on the outside of the diligence, Brown, Jones,
+and Robinson can the better enjoy the grandeur of the scenery.
+
+
+They see Italy in the distance.
+
+
+A meeting on the mountain.
+
+
+Pilgrims coming _down_ the "Hill of Difficulty."
+
+
+
+
+[ITALY.]
+
+
+BREAKFAST AT BELLINZONA.
+
+It was their first day in Italy, and how they did enjoy it! The repast
+was served in a stone summer-house attached to the hotel. The sun was so
+bright, and so hot; the sky was so blue, the vegetation so green, the
+mountains so purple, the grapes so large, and everything so beautiful,
+that Brown and Jones both decided that the scene fully realised all
+their imaginings of Italy. Robinson was enthusiastic, too, at first, and
+was beginning to say something about "Italia, O Italia," when his eye
+lit upon a green lizard running up the wall. From that moment he was
+more subdued.
+
+
+How they got Robinson up the hills.
+
+
+
+
+[ITALIAN LAKES.]
+
+
+They land upon Austrian territory en route for Milan. While the "proper
+officer" takes possession of their passports, the whole available
+population pounces upon the luggage, and, after apportioning it into
+"small allotments," carries it off to the custom house.
+
+
+The official here is seen "pointing" on the scent (as he thinks) of
+contraband goods in one of Robinson's portmanteaus. He did not "find,"
+but in the hunt, tossed R.'s "things" dreadfully. Brown revenged the
+wrongs of self and friends, by taking a full length, on the spot, of
+that imposing administrator, who stands over there, with the passports
+in his hand.
+
+
+"Excelsior!"
+
+
+An Italian view.
+
+
+"Buon giorno."
+
+
+EVENING ON THE LAGO MAGGIORE.
+
+
+"'Knowest thou the land' where the grapes are as plentiful as
+blackberries in England; and where one has only to stop a minute at the
+roadside, and pull no end of 'em. O 'tis there! 'tis there! etc."
+--_Robinson's letters to his kinsfolk._
+
+
+MARIE.
+
+Oh! Marie of the Lago d'Orta, maid of the inn, and most beautiful of
+waitresses, how well do I remember thee! How graceful were all thy
+movements; what natural ease, together with what a dignified reserve;
+--How truly a lady wert thou! You did not know it, but when you waited
+upon us, I always felt inclined to jump up from my chair, and open
+the door for you-- to take the dishes from your hands, to ask you
+respectfully to be seated, to wait upon you in fact. And O! How I did
+detest that wicked old landlady, your mistress, who used to bully and
+scold you. And I wonder whether you remember me. --_From a MS., very
+rare, in possession of Brown._
+
+
+This picture represents Brown as he appeared, his feelings being "too
+many for him," on hearing that elderly she-dragon, the landlady, venting
+her ill-humour upon the gentle Marie. He stole out of the dining-room,
+looked over into the yard, and there beheld the furious old female
+shaking her fist, and pouring forth a torrent of abuse. Brown was not
+naturally of a savage temperament, but at that moment he felt that he
+could have--but it is best not to say what he could have done--it was
+too terrible for publication in these pages.
+
+
+A BOAT AT ORTA.
+
+
+A MOUNTAIN WALK.
+
+Robinson, with warmth, and some distance behind,-- "What is the use of
+going on at that rate?"
+
+
+Poor Jones! Who would have thought he could ever be tired!
+
+
+Pleasant.
+
+
+The accident that befell Robinson. --No. 1.
+
+
+The accident that befell Robinson. --No. 2.
+
+
+
+
+[ORTA.]
+
+
+ROBINSON RETIRES FOR THE NIGHT.
+
+To prevent anxiety, we had better state that he is tired--nothing else.
+
+
+"Now do, Robinson, jump up like a good fellow; we ought to be starting
+now--and think how pleasant it will be, once you are up!"
+
+
+
+
+[VARALLO.]
+
+
+THE INN.
+
+
+How Brown, returning from sketching, was beset by beggars in a lonely
+place.
+
+
+
+
+[MILAN.]
+
+
+They pay a visit to the marionette theatre.
+
+
+A snob they saw writing his name upon roof of Milan cathedral.
+
+
+ENLIGHTENED BEHAVIOUR IN A FOREIGN CHURCH.
+
+We are happy to say, that B. J. and R. had no connection with the above
+party.
+
+
+Robinson's determination to let his beard grow "naturally," had an
+absurd result, the hair growing in violent and abrupt crops in some
+places, and not at all in others; so that Jones, who was sensitive about
+appearances, (and whose own moustache was doing beautifully,) insisted
+at last upon R.'s being shaved, which event accordingly took place in
+the city of Milan. It was well that Robinson consented, for the barber
+eyed him eagerly, and as if he would spring upon him and shave him by
+force.
+
+
+CAFE MILAN.--SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED ARRIVAL OF DISTINGUISHED FOREIGNERS.
+
+The moment we seated ourselves in a cafe, an awful group of beggars
+stood before us--so suddenly that they appeared to have come up through
+a trap-door--and demanded alms. They would not go without money, and
+when they got it they took it as a right. It would not do for one of us
+to "settle" with them for the whole party, for no sooner had I given
+them a coin than they turned to Jones, and when done with him, coolly
+set upon Robinson. The instant one tribe departed, a fresh relais
+arrived, so that there was a constant supply (of beggars) and demand (on
+our purses).
+
+No place seemed safe: in the most magnificent and luxuriously-decorated
+cafes they had perfect right of way, the contrast between the rich
+gilding, glass, fountains, etc., of the one, and the rags, dirt, and
+dramatically got-up horrors of the other being picturesque, but
+certainly not pleasant; and yet, as Jones remarked, they say this
+country has not free institutions.
+
+
+
+
+[VERONA.]
+
+
+THE AMPHITHEATRE, VERONA.
+
+Jones asks Robinson, whether he "Sees before him the gladiator die?" but
+Robinson maintains a dignified silence.
+
+
+Austrian detective stops Brown to examine his sketching stool. It
+puzzles him. There is an air of mystery about it. It might possibly be a
+weapon to be used for political purposes, or an infernal machine! Who
+knows? On the whole, he thinks he had better detain it.
+
+
+SCENE--DISCOVERS BROWN SKETCHING.
+
+Enter the Austrian army. They advance upon him, they think he is taking
+the fortifications.
+
+
+Robinson, who is much given to quotation, is, at the very moment,
+languidly reciting the lines:--
+
+ "Am I in Italy? Is this the Mincius?
+ And those the distant turrets of Verona?
+ And shall I sup where Juliet at the masque
+ Saw her loved Montague?" --etc., etc.
+
+
+Not being familiar with the German, or the Croatian language, Brown is
+helpless. He protests his innocence, but the military don't understand
+him. They see treason in his hat, which is of an illegal shape, and they
+arrest him.
+
+
+Jones and Robinson appear, to the surprise of the military, and relief
+of Brown.
+
+
+Brown, quite resigned, walks quietly to meet his fate. Jones plunges
+violently, but is finally overcome. Robinson resists passively, and is
+accordingly dragged along.
+
+
+SKETCHES FOUND UPON BROWN.
+
+
+They are brought before the Governor. That is he seated at the table,
+the soldiers showing him the libellous representations of the Croats
+found in Brown's portfolio. The latter expects to be ordered for instant
+execution; but Jones assumes an air of great dignity, and says, "_Civis
+Romanus sum_."
+
+
+The Governor, Field-Marshal Lieutenant Count Brown, of the Imperial
+service, discovers in his prisoner a near relation of his own; and our
+friend is instantly locked in the embrace of that distinguished warrior.
+Jones remarked "All's well that ends well;" and Robinson, greatly
+relieved, broke out with:--
+
+ "Thus may each" nephew "whom chance directs,
+ Find an" uncle "when he least expects."
+
+
+
+
+[VENICE.]
+
+
+EXAMINATION OF PASSPORTS.
+
+
+HOTEL.
+
+
+MODERN VENETIAN TROUBADOURS.
+
+An evening scene before the Cafe Florian, Piazza San Marco.
+
+
+Brown at this period undertook, at the urgent request of Jones and
+Robinson, to settle the accounts of the party, which had become
+complicated owing to that perplexing "medium," to those unused to it,
+the Austrian paper money.
+
+This is a faithful picture of the unfortunate man as he sat, in the
+solitude of his chamber, until a late hour of the night, drawing up the
+"financial" statement.
+
+
+Robinson (_solo_). --"I stood in Venice," etc.; Jones and Brown, having
+heard something like it before, have walked on a little way.
+
+_Reflection made by BROWN._ --Why do people when repeating poetry always
+look unhappy?
+
+
+ENJOYMENT!
+
+A scene upon the Grand Canal.
+
+
+THE THEATRE MALIBRAN.
+
+The entertainment commenced at 5 P.M., and lasted till 7. It consisted
+of a melodrama, full of awful crimes, and the most pathetic sentiment.
+The audience, chiefly composed of "the people," was, from beginning to
+end, in an extraordinary state of excitement, fizzing, like the
+perpetual going off of soda-water. The theatre was lighted (?) by about
+four oil lamps; and such was the darkness, that our travellers--who may
+be seen, perhaps, through the "dim obscure," up in a private box--could
+scarcely discern anything but the white uniform and glittering bayonet
+of an Austrian sentinel in the pit.
+
+
+
+
+[A NIGHT IN VENICE.]
+
+
+BROWN RETIRED TO REST.
+
+
+MISERY.
+
+NOTE.-- If the Musquitos appear rather large in this and the following
+scenes, let it be remembered that in the "Heroic" it was a principle of
+many of the great painters to exaggerate the "parts."
+
+
+DESPERATION.
+
+
+MOMENTARY RELIEF.
+
+
+MADNESS!
+
+
+BELL!!
+
+
+BOOTS!!
+
+
+DESPAIR!!!!
+
+
+
+
+[VENICE.]
+
+
+THE ACCADEMIA.
+
+
+GONDOLA ON THE LAGOON.
+
+Sentiment spoken by Robinson, with marks of adhesion from Brown and
+Jones. "Oh, if there be an Elysium on earth, it is this, it is this!!"
+
+
++The Accademia.+
+
+
+Scene I.
+
+Brown (soliloquy). --"This is pleasant! To be quite alone here (dab),
+surrounded by these magnificent works (dab, dab, dab), and everything so
+quiet too--nothing to disturb one." (Dab) after a pause. "I wonder what
+Jones and Robinson are doing (dab, splash)--lying at full length in a
+gondola, I dare say--smoking (dab), I think I could spend my life in
+this place" (dab, dab).
+
+"It is difficult to say which is the greatest pleasure, (another dab,)
+copying these splendid pictures, or painting from nature, those
+beautiful blue skies and crumbling old picturesque palaces, outside."
+
+(Sings) --"'How happy could I be with either.'" (Prolonged pause, and
+great play with brush) --"Oh! That sunset last evening! As we lay out in
+our gondola upon the perfectly calm waters, by the Armenian convent, and
+watched the sun slowly going down behind the distant towers and spires
+of the 'City of the sea'--one mass of gold spreading all over the west!"
+ * * "Oh! Those clouds! (Another pause) Ah! That was happiness. One
+such hour is worth--let me see--how many years of one's life? * * and
+yet this is--"
+
+
+Scene II.
+
+He is set upon and surrounded by an English family, and the following
+dialogue ensues:--
+
+The Mamma. --"What a delightful occupation, to be sure."
+
+Young Lady (in a whisper). --"He is copying the Tintoret."
+
+Youthful Son and Heir (with confidence). --"No, he ain't; he's doing
+that stunning big one with the rainbow, and three river gods."
+
+Second Young Lady. --"It's sweetly pretty, isn't it!"
+
+Papa (a British merchant, and of a practical turn). --"Very
+good--v-e-r-y good. Ahem! Now I wonder what one could make a year by
+that kind of thing."
+
+Young Man (with glass in his eye). --"Slow, I should think."
+
+At this point Brown's attention was attracted to a scuffle going on
+behind him amongst the junior members of the party. Two of the little
+innocents had taken a fancy to the same drawing (a copy of his favourite
+John Bellino), and after a brief, but fierce struggle for possession,
+had settled the difficulty by tearing it in two. (Party retires rather
+precipitately.)
+
+
+
+
+[TRIESTE TO VIENNA.]
+
+
+SKETCH MADE BY BROWN AT TRIESTE.
+
+NOTE.--If any one doubts the fact, Jones and Robinson are ready to make
+affidavit of it.
+
+
+ROBINSON SEARCHED AND INDIGNANT.
+
+Such things never happen anywhere else.
+
+
+
+
+[VIENNA.]
+
+
+Arrived at Vienna, they visit the theatre. A gentleman there,
+unobtrusively pays them great attention.
+
+
+SCENE--SHOP, VIENNA.
+
+Jones to Brown-- "What do you say?"
+
+Brown (who sees that Robinson is bent upon making a "magnificent
+addition" to himself, and that it is useless to expostulate). --"Oh, I
+think it is splendid; and if you will only appear in it in Pall Mall,
+when we get home again, you will make a sensation."
+
+
+THEY VISIT THE PICTURE GALLERIES.
+
+That man in the doorway seems to take a great interest in their
+movements.
+
+
+THE PROMENADE.
+
+Brown thinks it is the same man! What can he want?
+
+
+THE PUBLIC GARDEN.
+
+There he was again! Jones suggested that perhaps it was a government
+official, who took them for liberty, equality, and fraternity.
+
+
+No sooner did they take their places at the Table d'Hote to dine, than
+Brown fell back in his chair. There could be no doubt about it--he was
+better dressed than before--but it was the same man! He must be a spy!
+
+
+Jones at the opera abroad.
+
+
+How unlike Jones at the opera at home.
+
+
+
+
+[VIENNA TO PRAGUE.]
+
+
+"Just ten minutes to dress, breakfast, and get to the train."
+
+
+
+
+[PRAGUE.]
+
+
+WALLENSTEIN'S HORSE.
+
+"The head, neck, legs, and part of the body have been repaired--all the
+rest is the real horse." --_From speech of the young woman who showed
+the animal._
+
+
+A "KNEIPE" AT PRAGUE.
+
+
+Robinson is so confused with rapid travelling, that he addresses a
+waiter in three languages at once. "Kellner!-- Mittags-essen pour
+trois-- Presto presto-- and-- waiter!-- Soda water-- col cognac--
+geschwind!"
+
+
+TABLE D'HOTE, PRAGUE.
+
+
+
+
+[PRAGUE TO COLOGNE.]
+
+
+"Passports!" --"That's the sixth time we have been woke up," groaned
+Robinson.
+
+
+
+
+[RHINELAND AGAIN.]
+
+
+DUSSELDORF.
+
+Brown _loq._ --I have left my bag behind!
+
+
+MINDEN.
+
+Here is the bag.
+
+
+How Brown was seated between two soldiers, and how they would examine
+each other's swords, and how those fearful weapons were flashing about,
+often within an inch of B.'S nose: and how (being of a mild and peaceful
+disposition), B. was kept thereby in a constant state of uneasiness.
+
+
+
+
+[BELGIUM.]
+
+
+Eye of the government; as kept upon the travellers, during their stay in
+the Austrian dominions. --_Drawn from the haunted imagination of Brown._
+
+
+THEIR LAST REPAST IN FOREIGN PARTS.
+
+Time and train wait for no man.
+
+
+ARTICLES PURCHASED BY ROBINSON.
+
+1. Eau de Cologne. 2. Pipe; (never smoked.) 3. Hat; (never worn, and
+found decidedly in the way.) 4. Cigars; (stopped at Custom House.)
+5. Tauchnitz editions; (also seized.) 6. Cornet a pistons; (bought in
+Germany with the intention of learning to play upon it some day.)
+7. Gloves; (purchased at Venice, a great bargain, and found utterly
+worthless.)
+
+
+
+
+[OLD ENGLAND.]
+
+
++Sic(k) Transit+
+
+
++Gloria Mundi!+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+ * * * *
+
+
+BRADBURY AND EVANS,
+
+Printers extraordinary to the queen,
+
+Whitefriars.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+ * * * *
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Errors and Iconsistencies (noted by transcriber):
+
+ They both wore a perpetual grin and stare of surprise,
+ [comma in original: error for period (full stop)?]
+ 3. "Conclude you go toe Frankfort?" [text unchanged]
+ An evening scene before the Cafe Florain [error for Florian]
+ If the Musquitos appear rather large [variant spelling unchanged]
+ +Of the Adventure that befel Jones.+
+ The accident that befell Robinson.
+ [inconsistent spelling unchanged]
+
+
+
+
+
+
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