diff options
| author | Roger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org> | 2025-10-14 19:53:11 -0700 |
|---|---|---|
| committer | Roger Frank <rfrank@pglaf.org> | 2025-10-14 19:53:11 -0700 |
| commit | 40b04f364b7e2f9de9649cb3d386ea4ad46459ef (patch) | |
| tree | 5e05b45a8a1584317aabc4649827e0c38f325152 | |
| -rw-r--r-- | .gitattributes | 3 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | 30135-0.txt | 10047 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | 30135-h/30135-h.htm | 14310 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | LICENSE.txt | 11 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | README.md | 2 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/30135-0.txt | 10437 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/30135-0.zip | bin | 0 -> 167633 bytes | |||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/30135-h.zip | bin | 0 -> 193155 bytes | |||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/30135-h/30135-h.htm | 14780 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/old/30135.txt | 10451 | ||||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/old/images/book.png | bin | 0 -> 364 bytes | |||
| -rw-r--r-- | old/old/images/external.png | bin | 0 -> 172 bytes |
12 files changed, 60041 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/30135-0.txt b/30135-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a0c1304 --- /dev/null +++ b/30135-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10047 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30135 *** + + Walter Pieterse + A Story of Holland + + By + Multatuli + (Eduard Douwes Dekker) + + Translated by + Hubert Evans, Ph. D. + + + + New York + Friderici & Gareis + 6 East Seventeenth Street + + + + + + + Copyright, 1904, + By + Friderici & Gareis + + + + + + + +PREFACE + + +Most of us know that The Hague is somewhere in Holland; and we all +know that Queen Wilhelmina takes a beautiful picture; but to how many +of us has it occurred that the land of Spinoza and Rembrandt is still +running a literary shop? + +How many of us have ever heard of Eduard Douwes Dekker? Very few, +I fear, except professional critics. And yet, the man who, forty +years ago, became famous as Multatuli (I have borne much), was not +only the greatest figure in the modern literature of the Netherlands, +but one of the most powerful and original writers in the literature +of the world. An English critic has called him the Heine of Holland; +Anatole France calls him the Voltaire of the Netherlands. + +Eduard Douwes Dekker was born in 1820, at Amsterdam, his father being +the captain of a merchantman trading in the Dutch colonies. At the age +of eighteen Dekker sailed on his father's vessel for the East Indies, +determined to abandon the business career that had been mapped out for +him and enter the colonial service. In 1839 he received a clerkship +in the civil service at Batavia. He now remained in the employ of +the government for seventeen years, being promoted from one grade to +another until he was made Assistant Resident of Lebak in 1856. + +In this important position he used his influence to better the +condition of the natives; but, to his sorrow, he soon found that he +did not have the support of his superiors. What he conceived to be +right clashed with the line of conduct he was expected to follow. In +a rash moment of "righteous indignation" he handed in his resignation; +and it was accepted. + +This hasty step put an end to a brilliant political career and entailed +upon Dekker years of disappointment and hardship. Seeing that he was +pursuing the wrong method to help either the Javanese, or himself, +he immediately tried to get reinstated, but without success. In 1857 +he returned to Holland and applied to the home government, hoping to +be vindicated and restored to his post. Again he was disappointed. The +government offered him another desirable position; but, as it was a +matter of principle with Dekker, he declined it. + +When he saw that it was useless to importune the government further, +Dekker made his appeal to the people in "Max Havelaar" (1860). The book +was an instant success and made the name of Multatuli famous. Through +the perfidy of a supposed friend, however, Dekker failed to get very +substantial material rewards from this work. For ten years yet he +was struggling with poverty. + +The Bohemian life that Dekker was now compelled to live--his family +was on the sufferance of friends--estranged him from his wife and +strengthened what some might call an unfortunate--or, at least, an +untimely--literary friendship that Dekker had formed with a certain +Miss Mimi Schepel, of The Hague. The spiritual affinity between the +two soon developed a passion that neither could resist. This estimable +lady, who afterwards became Dekker's second wife, is still living, +and has edited Dekker's letters in nine volumes. Dekker died in +February, 1887, at his home in Nieder-Ingelheim, where he had lived +for several years. + +The "Woutertje Pieterse" story was first published in Dekker's +seven volume work entitled "Ideen." Here it is sandwiched in between +miscellaneous sketches, essays and treatises, being scattered all +the way from Vol. I to Vol. VII. The story falls naturally into two +parts, of which the present volume is the first part. The second part, +written in a different key, deals with "Walter's Apprenticeship." + +A good deal of the flax, or silk, of his Chinaman's pigtail, to use +Dekker's form of expression, I have unraveled as being extraneous +matter. However, despite these omissions, it is quite possible that +some very sensitive person may still find objectionable allusions in +the book. If so, I must refer that one to the shade of Multatuli. From +his own admission his shoulders were evidently broad; and, no doubt, +they will be able to bear the additional strain. + + + Hubert Evans. + +New York City, + November, 1904. + + + + + + + + +CONTENTS + + +† Page + +Chapter I + + The origin of the story: regarding poetry, incurable love, + false hair, and the hero of the story--The dangers of fame and + the advantage of the upper shelf--The Chinaman's pigtail, and + the collar of humanity 1 + +Chapter II + + An Italian robber on the "Buitensingel" in Amsterdam--The bitter + suffering of the virtuous Amalia--Wax candles, the palisades of + morality--The cunning of the little Hallemans--The limitations + of space 9 + +Chapter III + + The difference between a sugar bowl and a Bible--Leentje's virtues + and defects--An unfounded suspicion against Pennewip's honor 18 + +Chapter IV + + The profound silence of Juffrouw Laps--Stoffel's sermon--Walter's + fidelity to Glorioso--The last king of Athens--Ruined stomachs + and bursted ear-drums 24 + +Chapter V + + How one may become a great man--The cleverness of + M'sieu Millaire--Versifying and the art of classifying + everything--Hobby-horses 27 + +Chapter VI + + Preparations for a party--The assignment of rÙles--The conflict + between wishing and being--Some tricks of fancy--The two + sawmills--Amalia and the ducks 34 + +Chapter VII + + Poetry and wigs--The vexation and despair of the latter 42 + +Chapter VIII + + A tea-evening, and how it began--Some gaps in the author's + knowledge--Stoffel's zoˆlogical joke--The cause of the last Punic + war--And the advantage of smoking 48 + +Chapter IX + + Echoes of the last Punic war--The defeat of Hannibal (Laps) + by Scipio (Pennewip) 61 + +Chapter X + + Causes of the tedious peace in Europe, showing the value + of a "tea-evening" as a study--Specimens of school-verse + concluded--Suitable for society poets and clever children 68 + +Chapter XI + + Report on the condition of the leading characters after the + catastrophe--Walter again: a character-study 75 + +Chapter XII + + Leentje as a comforter and questioner--Prince Walter and his + dominions 80 + +Chapter XIII + + Convincing proofs of Walter's improvement--His first invitation--A + study in love--Paradise and Peri 87 + +Chapter XIV + + Great changes in the Pieterse family--Walter becomes poet-laureate + at the court of Juffrouw Laps--The mountains of Asia--The bridge, + Glorioso, and love--again 102 + +Chapter XV + + Walter's dream--A swell coachman--Juffrouw Laps's difficulties + 117 + +Chapter XVI + + Femke hunts for Walter, and finds him under peculiar + circumstances--Her adventures by the way 125 + +Chapter XVII + + The widower's birthday--Klaasje's poem, and how a surprise may + involve further surprises 132 + +Chapter XVIII + + Walter's recovery--The doctor's pictures--Amsterdam dramaturgy + 138 + +Chapter XIX + + Pastors, sermons, and Juffrouw Laps--Chocolate, timidity, and + love--The fire that didn't break out--Some details of religious + belief 150 + +Chapter XX + + Our hero calls on the doctor--Some strange happenings--How Walter + delivered his present 161 + +Chapter XXI + + Ophelia reaches her destination, and Femke becomes a + queen--Walter's first experience "proposing"--Choosing a + profession 170 + +Chapter XXII + + Walter enters the real world--The firm Motto, Business & Co.--The + technique of the novel--And the snuff of the Romans 180 + +Chapter XXIII + + How one may become a "prodigal" by studying the story of the + Prodigal Son 194 + +Chapter XXIV + + Why Walter did not see Femke--The worldliness of a servant of + the church--The secret of Father Jansen's deafness in his left + ear 201 + +Chapter XXV + + Kings and doughnuts--How the masses soar and fall--Walter's + cowardice and remorse of conscience--A good remedy for the + blues 211 + +Chapter XXVI + + Our hero retires thinking of Princess Erika, to be aroused + by robbers and murderers, who are in collusion with Juffrouw + Laps 225 + +Chapter XXVII + + Walter alone with a pious lady, or Juffrouw Laps on the war-path + 240 + +Chapter XXVIII + + A midnight kiss--A wonderful statue in the "Juniper Berry"-- + Republicans and True Dutch hearts--A sailor with--Femke? 245 + +Chapter XXIX + + Sunrise on the "Dam"--An exciting encounter with a water-nymph--A + letter from heaven--America, a haven for prodigal sons 260 + +Chapter XXX + + A message from Femke, which Walter fails to understand--Dr. Holsma + to the rescue--Femke and family portraits--Femke, and once more + Femke 270 + +Chapter XXXI + + Stoffel's view of the matter--Juffrouw Laps's distress, and + Juffrouw Pieterse's elation--Elephants and butterflies, and + Kaatje's conception of heredity 279 + +Chapter XXXII + + A theatrical performance under difficulties--The contest between + Napoleon and King Minos of Crete--A Goddess on Mt. Olympus--Kisses + and rosebuds 286 + +Chapter XXXIII + + Conclusion 298 + + + + + + + + + +WALTER PIETERSE + + + + +CHAPTER I + + +I don't know the year; but, since the reader will be interested to +know the time when this story begins, I will give him a few facts to +serve as landmarks. + +My mother complained that provisions were dear, and fuel as well. So +it must have been before the discovery of Political Economy. Our +servant-girl married the barber's assistant, who had only one +leg. "Such a saving of shoe-leather," the good little soul argued. But +from this fact one might infer that the science of Political Economy +had already been discovered. + +At all events, it was a long time ago. Amsterdam had no sidewalks, +import duties were still levied, in some civilized countries there were +still gallows, and people didn't die every day of nervousness. Yes, +it was a long time ago. + +The Hartenstraat! I have never comprehended why this street should +be called thus. Perhaps it is an error, and one ought to write +Hertenstraat, or something else. I have never found more "heartiness" +there than elsewhere; besides, "harts" were not particularly plentiful, +although the place could boast of a poulterer and dealer in venison. + +I haven't been there for a long time, and I only remember that the +Straat connects two main canal-streets, canals that I would fill up +if I had the power to make Amsterdam one of the most beautiful cities +of Europe. + +My predilection for Amsterdam, our metropolis, does not make me +blind to her faults. Among these I would mention first her complete +inability to serve as the scene of things romantic. One finds here +no masked Dominos on the street, the common people are everywhere +open to inspection, no Ghetto, no Templebar, no Chinese quarter, +no mysterious courtyard. Whoever commits murder is hanged; and the +girls are called "Mietje" and "Jansje"--everything prose. + +It requires courage to begin a story in a place ending with +"dam." There it is difficult to have "Emeranties" and "HÈloises"; +but even these would be of little use, since all of these belles have +already been profaned. + +How do the French authors manage, though, to dress up their "Margots" +and "Marions" as ideals and protect their "Henris" and "Ernestes" +from the trite and trivial? These last remind one of M'sieu Henri or +M'sieu Erneste just about like our castle embankments remind one of +filthy water. + +Goethe was a courageous man: Gretchen, Kl‰rchen---- + +But I, in the Hartenstraat! + +However, I am not writing a romance; and even if I should write one, +I don't see why I shouldn't publish it as a true story. For it is +a true story, the story of one who in his youth was in love with a +sawmill and had to endure this torture for a long time. + +For love is torture, even if it is only love for a sawmill. + +It will be seen that the story is going to be quite simple, in fact +too frail to stand alone. So here and there I am going to plait +something in with the thread of the narrative, just as the Chinaman +does with his pigtail when it is too thin. He has no Eau de Lob or +oil from Macassar--but I admit that I have never found at Macassar +any berries which yielded the required oil. + +To begin, in the Hartenstraat was a book-shop and circulating +library. A small boy with a city complexion stood on the step and +seemed to be unable to open the door. It was evident that he was +trying to do something that was beyond his strength. + +He stretched out his hand towards the door knob repeatedly, but +every time he interrupted this motion either by stopping to pull +unnecessarily at a big square-cut collar that rested on his shoulders +like a yoke, or by uselessly lifting his hand to screen an ingenuous +cough. + +He was apparently lost in the contemplation of the pictures that +covered the panes of glass in the door, turning them into a model +chart of inconceivable animals, four-cornered trees and impossible +soldiers. He was glancing continually to one side, like a criminal +who fears that he is going to be caught in the act. It was manifest +that he had something in view which must be concealed from passers-by, +and from posterity, for that matter. His left hand was thrust under +the skirts of his little coat, clutching convulsively at something +concealed in his trousers pocket. To look at him one would have +thought that Walter contemplated a burglary, or something of the kind. + +For his name was Walter. + +It is a fortunate thing that it occurred to me to relate his history; +and now I consider it my duty to report that he was entirely innocent +of any burglarious or murderous intentions. + +I only wish I could clear him of other sins as easily as this. The +object he was turning and twisting in his left breeches pocket was +not a house-key, nor a jimmy, nor a club, nor a tomahawk, nor any +infernal machine: It was a small piece of paper containing fourteen +stivers, which he had raised on his New Testament with Psalms at +the grocer's on the "Ouwebrug"; and the thing that held him fast on +the Hartenstraat was nothing more or less than his entrance into the +magic world of romance. He was going to read "Glorioso." + +Glorioso! Reader, there are many imitations, but only one Glorioso. All +the Rinaldos and Fra Diavolos are not to be mentioned in the same +breath with Glorioso, this incomparable hero who carried away +countesses by the dozen, plundered popes and cardinals as if they +were ordinary fallible people, and made a testament-thief of Walter +Pieterse. + +To be sure, Glorioso was not to blame for this last, certainly not. One +ought to be ashamed to be a hero, or a genius, or even a robber, if +on this account one is to be held responsible for all the crimes that +may be committed years afterwards in the effort to get possession of +one's history. + +I myself object to any accusation of complicity in those evil deeds +that are committed after my death in quenching the thirst for knowledge +of my fate. Indeed, I shall never be deterred from a famous career +merely by the thought that some one may sell the New Testament to +get hold of the "Life and Deeds of Multatuli." + +"You rascal, what are you loitering around here for? If you want +anything, come in; if you don't, make yourself scarce." + +And now Walter had to go in, or else abandon his cherished +Glorioso. But the man who bent over the counter and twisted himself +like a crane to open the door and snarl these words at our young hero +did not have a face that advised anything like turning back. He was +angry. At first Walter had not had the courage to go in; now he did +not dare to turn back. He felt himself drawn in. It was as if the +book-shop swallowed him. + +"Glorioso, if you please, M'neer, and here----" He drew that infernal +machine from his pocket. "And here is money----" + +For he had learned from his schoolmates, who had infected him with +this craving for romance, that at the circulating library strangers +must deposit a forfeit. + +The shopman seemed to regard himself as "sufficiently protected" +by the sum produced. He took down a small volume, which was greasy +and well worn, and bore both within and without the traces of much +unclean enjoyment. + +I am certain that the "Sermons of Pastor Splitvesel," which stood +undisturbed on the top shelf and looked down contemptuously on +the literature of the day, would have been ashamed to bring their +spotless binding into contact with so much uncleanliness. But it is +not difficult to remain clean in the upper row. I find, therefore, +that the "sermons" were unjust; and the same is true of many sermons. + +After Walter had given his name to the man in a trembling voice, he +stuck the reward of his misdeed under his coat and hurried out the +door, like a cat making away with the prey for which it has waited +for hours. + +Walter ran and ran, and did not know where to go. He couldn't go home; +he was watched too closely there,--which was not very difficult, +as the space was rather limited. + +He selected quiet streets and finally came to a gateway that he +remembered to have seen several times. It was a low, smooth arch, +where it always smelled like ashes. Here, as a truant, he had taken +that leap! He was with Franz Halleman, who had dared him to cut sacred +studies and jump from the top of this arch. Walter did it just because +little Franz had questioned his courage. + +To this escapade he was indebted for his great familiarity with the +prophet Habakkuk, whose prophecies he had to copy twelve times as +a penalty. Further, the sprain that he got in his big toe on that +occasion gave him a good barometer in that organ, which always warned +him of approaching rain. + +In a certain sense Habakkuk is to be regarded as marking a transition +in Walter's life, viz. from nursery rhymes to books which deal with big +people. For some time he had felt his admiration for "brave Heinriche" +to be growing; and he was disgusted with the paper peaches that are +distributed as the reward of diligence in the beautiful stories. Of +any other peaches he had no knowledge, as the real article was never +seen in the houses he visited. + +Nothing was more natural than that he should most ardently long to +talk with the older schoolboys about the wonders of the real world, +where people ride in coaches, devastate cities, marry princesses, +and stay up in the evening till after 10 o'clock--even if it isn't a +birthday. And then at the table one helps one's self, and may select +just whatever one wants to eat. So think children. + +Every boy has his heroic age, and humanity, as a whole, has worn the +little coat with the big collar. + +But how far can this comparison be carried? Where does the +identity stop? Will the human race become mature? and more than +mature?--old? Feeble and childish? + +How old are we now? Are we boys, youths, men? Or are we +already----? No, that would be too unpleasant to think of. + +Let us suppose that we are just in the exuberance of youth! We are +then no longer children exactly, and still we may hope something of +the future. + +Yes, of the future,--when this stifling school atmosphere has been +blown away. When we shall take pleasure in the short jacket of the boy +that comes after us; when people will be at liberty to be born without +any legal permit, and will not be reviled for it; when humanity will +speak one language; when metaphysics and religion have been forgotten, +and knowledge of nature takes the place of noble birth. When we shall +have broken away from the nursery stories. + +There is some silk for my Chinaman's pigtail. Some will say it is +only flax. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +Walter thought neither of the heroic age nor of Chinese cues. Without +any feeling for the beauty of the landscape, he hurried along till +he came to a bridge that spanned a marshy ditch. After looking about +carefully to assure himself that he was alone, he selected this +bridge for his reading-room, and proceeded at once to devour his +robber undisturbed. + +For a moment I felt tempted to make the reader a participant of +Walter's pleasure by giving a sketch of the immortal work that chained +the boy's attention. But aside from the fact that I am not very well +versed in Glorioso--which fact of itself, though, would not prevent me +from speaking about him--I have many other things of a more urgent +nature to relate, and am compelled therefore to take the reader +directly to the Hartenstraat, hoping that he will be able to find +his way just as well as if he had crossed the Ouwebrug--the old bridge. + +Suffice it to say that Walter found the book "very nice." The virtuous +Amalia, in the glare of flaring torches, at the death-bed of her +revered mother, in the dismal cypress valley, swearing that her ardent +love for the noble robber--through the horrible trapdoor, the rusty +chains, her briny tears--in a word, it was stirring! And there was +more morality in it, too, than in all the insipid imitations. All the +members of the band were married and wore gloves. In the cave was +an altar, with wax tapers; and those chapters in which girls were +abducted always ended with a row of most decorous periods, or with +mysterious dashes--which Walter vainly held up to the light in his +effort to learn more about it. + +He read to: "Die, betrayer!" Then it was dark, and he knew that it +was time to go home. He was supposed to be taking a walk with the +Halleman boys,--who were "such respectable children." With regret he +closed the precious volume and hurried away as fast as he could, for +he was afraid he was going to get a whipping for staying away so long. + +"You will never get permission again"--thus he was always threatened +on such occasions. But he understood, of course, that they didn't mean +it. He knew too well that people like to get rid of the children for +a while when they are a little short of space at home. And then the +little Hallemans were "such extraordinarily respectable children; +they lived next to a house with a portico, and recently they had +taken off their little caps so politely." + +Now, I don't believe that the Hallemans were any more respectable +than other boys of Walter's acquaintance; and, as I would like to +give some reasons for my belief, I am going to relate an incident +that had happened some time before this. + +Walter never got any pocket-money. His mother considered this +unnecessary, because he got at home everything that he needed. It +mortified him to have to wait for an invitation to join in a game +of ball with his companions, and then be reminded that he had +contributed nothing towards buying the ball. In Walter's time that +useful instrument of sport cost three doits--just a trifle. Now +I suppose they are more expensive--but no, cheaper, of course, on +account of Political Economy. + +On many occasions he was depressed by reason of this lack of money. We +shall see later whether what his mother said was true, or not: that he +received at home everything he needed. It is certain that at home he +never had the privilege of doing with some little thing as he pleased, +which is very nice for children. And for grown-up people, too. + +The Hallemans--who were so especially respectable--gave him to +understand that they had no desire to bear all the expenses. Franz +calculated that Walter's friendship had already cost them nine +stivers, which I find high--not for the friendship, but merely +as an estimate. Gustave said it was still more; but that is a +detail. Gustave, too, had let him have four slate pencils, that he +might court "the tall Cecilia," who wouldn't have anything to do with +him because he wore a jacket stuck in his trousers--the kind small +boys wore then. She accepted the pencils, and then made Gustave a +present of them for a kiss. + +The reproaches of the little Hallemans, who were so very respectable, +almost drove Walter to despair. + +"I have told my mother, but she won't give me anything." + +The little Hallemans, who were so respectable, said: "What's that +you're giving us? You're a parasite." + +This was the first time Walter had ever heard the word, but he knew +what it meant. Nothing sharpens the wits like bitterness of heart. + +"A parasite, a parasite--I'm a parasite," and he ran off screaming, +making a detour in order to avoid the street where Cecilia's father +had a second-hand store. Oh, if she had seen him running through +the street crying like a baby--that would have been worse than the +breeches pulled up over his jacket! + +A parasite, a parasite! + +He met lots of grown-up people who perhaps were parasites, but they +were not bawling on this account. + +Parasite! + +He saw a policeman, and caught his breath when he got by him, surprised +that the man hadn't arrested him. + +Parasite! + +Then came a street-sweeper with his cart, who seemed to rattle that +hateful word after him. + +Our little sufferer remembered that the Halleman boys had once told +him what a fortune could be made by peddling peppermint drops. For +twenty-four stivers one could buy a big sack full. By selling so +and so many for a doit, the profit would be enormous. If one only +had the capital to begin! The Hallemans had calculated everything +very exactly; for they were not only very respectable, but also very +cunning. Cunningness and respectability usually go hand in hand. They +had said, all that was needed was the capital. They would attend to +laying in the stock, and would assume all responsibility for the sale +of the same. If Walter would chip in just a florin, they could raise +the rest and all would go well. + +Parasite.... Parasite.... + +Walter slipped a florin from his mother's box of savings and brought +it to the Halleman boys, who were so remarkably respectable. + +"Where did you get it?" asked Gustave, but careful not to give Walter +time to answer, or to fall into an embarrassing silence. + +"Where did you get it?"--without any interrogation point--"fine! Franz +and I will each add one like it. That'll make twenty-four, and then +we'll buy the peppermints. There's a factory on the Rosengracht--such +a sack for four shillings. Franz and I will do everything. We'll +have more opportunity at school, you understand. Christian Kloskamp +has already ordered twelve; he'll pay after the holidays. We'll take +all the trouble; you needn't do anything, Walter--and then an equal +divide. You can depend upon it." + +Walter went home and dreamed of unheard-of wealth. He would put a +dollar in his mother's savings-bank, and buy for Cecilia a lead pencil +from the man who had picked holes in the wood-work of his wagon with +them. So strong were they! That would be something entirely different +from those slate pencils; and if the tall Cecilia still wouldn't +have him, then--but Walter did not care to think further. There are +abysses along the path of fancy that we do not dare to sound. We see +them instinctively, close the eyes and--I only know that on that +evening Walter fell asleep feeling good, expecting soon to have a +good conscience over his little theft and hoping that Cecilia would +give him a happy heart. + +Alas, alas! Little Walter had made his calculations without taking into +consideration the slyness and respectability of the Hallemans. They +lay in wait for him the next day as he came from school. Walter, +who had painted to himself how they would be panting under the +weight of the great sack; Walter, who was so anxious to know if +Christian Kloskamp had taken what he had ordered; Walter, who was +burning with curiosity as to the success of the venture--oh, he was +bitterly disappointed. Gustave Halleman not only carried no sack of +peppermints. What's more, he had a very grave face. And little Franz +looked like virtue itself. + +"Well, how is everything?" Walter asked, but without saying a word. He +was too curious not to ask, and too fearful to express the question +otherwise than by opening his mouth and poking out his face. + +"Don't you know, Walter, we've been thinking about the matter; and +there's a lot to be said against the plan." + +Poor Walter! In that moment both his heart and his conscience suffered +shipwreck. Away with your dreams of ethical vindication, away with +the gaping money-boxes of mothers--away, lead pencil that was to +bore a hole in the hard heart of the tall Cecilia--gone, gone, gone, +everything lost. + +"You see, Walter, the mint-drops might melt." + +"Y-e-s," sobbed Walter. + +"And Christian Kloskamp, who ordered twelve--don't you know----" + +"Y-e-s." + +I wonder if Christian was likely to melt too. + +"He is leaving school, and will certainly not return after the +holidays." + +"H-e-e i-i-s?" + +"Yes, and for that reason, and also because there are not anything like +so many to the pound as we had thought. Mint-drops are heavy. We've +calculated everything, Franz and I." + +"Yes," added little Franz, with the seriousness of one giving +important advice in a time of great danger, "the things are very +heavy at present. Feel this one; but you must give it back to me." + +Walter weighed the mint-drop on his finger and returned it +conscientiously. + +He found it heavy. Ah, in this moment he was so depressed that he +would have found everything heavy. + +Franz stuck the piece of candy into his mouth, and sucking at it +continued: + +"Yes, really, very heavy. These are the English drops, you know. And +then there is something else, too, isn't there, Gustave? The propriety, +the respectability! Tell him, Gustave." + +"The respectability," cried Gustave, significantly. + +"We mean the respectability of it," repeated Franz, as if he were +explaining something. + +Walter looked first from one to the other, and did not seem to +comprehend. + +"You tell him, Gustave." + +"Yes, Walter, Franz will tell you," said Gustave. + +"Walter, our papa is a deacon, and carries a portfolio, and there +where we live is a----" + +"Yes," cried Gustave, "there on the Gracht, you know, lives M'neer +Krulewinkel. He has a villa----" + +"With a portico," added Franz. + +"It's just on account of our standing--don't you see, Walter? And +when a visitor comes our mother brings out the wine." + +"Yes, Maderia, Maderia! And our tobacco-box is silver, and----" + +"No, Franz, it isn't silver; but, Walter, it looks just like silver." + +Our poor little sinner understood all of this, but he failed to see +what bearing it might have on his own disappointed hopes. He stuttered: +"Yes, Gustave--yes, Franz--but the peppermint----" + +"We just wanted to tell you that we are very respectable, don't +you see?" + +"Yes, Gustave." + +"And well-behaved." + +"Y-e-e-s, Franz." Poor Walter! + +"And then as you said you never got any pocket-money----" + +"Yes, Walter--and don't you know? Because our papa is so +respectable--when winter comes you can see how he looks after the +orphans." + +"Yes, and he rings at every door. And--and--we are afraid, that +you----" + +"That you----" + +"The florin----" + +"The florin! You understand?" + +"That you didn't get it----" + +"That you didn't get it honestly. That's it," said Franz, sticking +another mint-drop into his mouth, perhaps to brace himself up. + +It was out at last. Poor, miserable Walter. + +"And on that account, Walter, we would rather not keep the money, +but just divide now--equally, as we all agreed." + +"Yes," cried Gustave, "divide equally. The work--we--you understand?" + +They divided the profits. And the Hallemans were sleek about +it. Twenty-four stivers; three into twenty-four goes eight times, +therefore---- + +Walter received eight stivers. + +"Don't you see," explained Gustave, "we couldn't do it, because our +papa is a deacon." + +"Yes--and our tobacco-box, even if it isn't pure silver, it's just +like silver." + +My lack of faith in the extreme respectability of the Hallemans +is based upon the foregoing story; and I am inclined to think that +all this "respectability" of which Walter heard so much at home was +only an excuse on his mother's part to get him out of the way. For +there was a lack of room. If she had wanted to use Walter about the +house, it is questionable if she had discovered anything especially +respectable about those boys. + +Many laws and most customs have their origin in a "lack of room"--in +the intellect, in one's character, in the house or flat, in the fields, +in the city. + +This applies to the preference for the right hand--a result of +crowding at the table--to the institution of marriage, and to many +things lying between these extremes. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +We will not try to explain further this fruitful principle of +"limitation of space." Walter knew the fruit of it, even if he failed +to recognize the origin. He was not worried so much by the mere coming +home as by the punishment he expected to receive as soon as that New +Testament should be missed. He had returned from his little excursion +into the country with Glorioso, and now in Amsterdam again the memory +of his recent offense--or shall I say the anticipation of what was +coming?--lay heavily on his mind. + +If we could think away all the results of crime committed, there +would be very little left of what we call conscience. + +But Walter consoled himself with the thought that it wasn't a thimble +this time. The testament will not be missed at once, he reflected, +because Sunday was a long way off, and no one would ask about it +during the week. + +No, it was not a thimble, or a knitting-needle, or a sugar-bowl, +or anything in daily use. + +When our hero got home, he stuck his greasy Glorioso under Leentje's +sewing-table--the same Leentje who had sewed up his breeches after +that wonderful leap, so that his mother never found out about it. She +went down to her grave in ignorance of these torn breeches. + +But Leentje was employed to patch breeches and such things. She +received for this seven stivers a week, and every evening a slice of +bread and butter. + +Long after the Habakkuk period, Walter often thought of her humble +"Good-evening, Juffrouw; good-evening, M'neer and the young Juffrouwen; +good-evening, Walter," etc. + +Yes, Walter's mother was called Juffrouw, on account of the +shoe-business. For Juffrouw is the title of women of the lower middle +classes, while plain working women are called simply Vrouw. Mevrouw +is the title of women of the better classes. And so it is in the +Netherlands till to-day: The social structure is a series of classes, +graduated in an ascending scale. Single ladies are also called +Juffrouw, so that Juffrouw may mean either a young lady or a young +matron--who need not necessarily be so young. The young Juffrouwen +were Walter's sisters, who had learned how to dance. His brother +had been called M'neer since his appointment as assistant at the +"intermediate school," a sort of charity school now no longer in +existence. His mother had spliced his jacket that he might command +the respect of the boys, and remarked that the name "Stoffel" scarcely +suited him now. This explains why Leentje addressed him as M'neer. To +Walter she simply said Walter, for he was only a small boy. Walter +owed her three stivers, or, to be exact, twenty-six doits, which he +never did pay her. For, years afterward, when he wanted to return the +money to her, there were no more doits; and, besides, Leentje was dead. + +This pained him very much, for he had thought a great deal of her. She +was ugly, even dirty, and was stoop-shouldered, too. Stoffel, the +schoolmaster, said that she had an evil tongue: She was thought to +have started the report that he had once eaten strawberries with +sugar in the "Netherlands." This was a small garden-restaurant. + +I am willing to admit the truth of all this; but what more could one +expect for seven stivers and a slice of bread and butter? I have known +duchesses who had larger incomes; and still in social intercourse +they were not agreeable. + +Leentje was stooped as a result of continuous sewing. Her needle +kept the whole family clothed; and she knew how to make two jackets +and a cap out of an old coat and still have enough pieces left for +the gaiters that Stoffel needed for his final examination. He fell +through on account of a mistake in Euclid. + +With the exception of Walter nobody was satisfied with Leentje. I +believe they were afraid of spoiling her by too much kindness. Walter's +sisters were always talking about "class" and "rank," saying that +"everyone must stay in his place." This was for Leentje. Her father +had been a cobbler who soled shoes, while the father of the young +Juffrouwen had had a store in which "shoes from Paris" were sold. A +big difference. For it is much grander to sell something that somebody +else has made than to make something one's self. + +The mother thought that Leentje might be a little cleaner. But I am +going to speak of the price again, and of the difficulty of washing +when one has no time, no soap, no room, and no water. At that time +waterpipes had not been laid, and, if they had been, it's a question +if the water had ever got as far as Leentje. + +So, everyone but Walter had a spite against Leentje. He liked her, +and was more intimate with her than with anyone else in the house, +perhaps because the others could not endure him, and there was nothing +left for him to do but to seek consolation from her. For every feeling +finds expression, and nothing is lost, either in the moral or in the +material world. I could say more about this, but I prefer to drop the +subject now, for the organ-grinder under my window is driving me crazy. + +Walter's mother called him, "That boy." His brothers--there were +more beside Stoffel--affirmed that he was treacherous and morose, +because he spoke little and didn't care for "marbles." When he did say +anything, they attributed to him a relationship with King Solomon's +cat. His sisters declared he was a little devil. But Walter stood +well with Leentje. She consoled him, and considered it disgraceful +that the family didn't make more out of such a boy as Walter. She +had seen that he was not a child like ordinary children. And I should +scarcely take the trouble to write his story if he had been. + +Up to a short time after his trip to Hartenstraat, Ash Gate and the +old bridge, Leentje was Walter's sole confidant. To her he read +the verses that slender Cecilia had disdained. To her he poured +out his grief over the injustice of his teacher Pennewip, who gave +him only "Fair," while to that red-headed Keesje he gave "Very good" +underscored--Keesje who couldn't work an example by himself and always +"stuck" in "Holland Counts." + +"Poor boy," said Leentje, "you're right about it." They went over into +the Bavarian house. It's a disgrace! And to save a doit on the pound. + +She claimed that Keesje's father, who was a butcher, let Pennewip +have meat at a reduced price, and that this was what was the matter +with all those Holland counts and their several houses. + +Later Walter looked upon this as a "white lie," for Pennewip, when +examined closely, didn't look like a man who would carry on a crooked +business with beefsteak. But in those days he accepted gladly this +frivolous suspicion against the man's honor as a plaster for his own, +which had been hurt by the favoritism towards Keesje. Whenever our +honor is touched, or what we regard as our honor, then we think little +of the honor of others. + +When his brothers jeered at him and called him "Professor Walter," +or when his sisters scolded him for his "idiotic groping among +the bed-curtains," or when his mother punished him for eating up +the rice that she intended to serve again "to-morrow"--then it was +always Leentje who restored the equilibrium of his soul and banished +his cares, just as, with her inimitable stitches, she banished the +"triangles" from his jacket and breeches. + +Ugly, dirty, evil-tongued Leentje, how Walter did like you! What +consolation radiated from her thimble, what encouragement even in +the sight of her tapeline! And what a lullaby in those gentle words: +"There now, you have a needle and thread and scraps. Sew your little +sack for your pencils and tell me more of all those counts, who always +passed over from one house into another." + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +I don't know what prophet Walter got as punishment for that pawned +Bible. The pastor came to preach a special sermon. The man was simply +horrified at such impiousness. Juffrouw Laps, who lived in the lower +anteroom, had heard about it too. She was very pious and asserted +that such a boy was destined for the gallows. + +"One begins with the Bible," she said significantly, "and ends with +something else." + +No one has ever found out just what that "something else" is which +follows a beginning with the Bible. I don't think she knew herself, +and that she said it to make people believe that she possessed much +wisdom and knew more about the world than she gave utterance to. Now, +I admit that I have no respect for wisdom that cannot express itself +in intelligible words, and, if it had been my affair, I should have +very promptly drawn a tight rein on Juffrouw Laps. + +Stoffel delivered an exhortation in which he brought out all that had +been forgotten by the preacher. He spoke of Korah, Dathan and Abiram, +who had erred similarly to Walter and had been sent to an early grave +for their sins. He said too, that the honor of the family had been +lost at the "Ouwebrug," that it was his duty, "as the eldest son of an +irreproachable widow and third assistant at the intermediate school, +to take care of the honor of the house----" + +"Of Bavaria," said Leentje softly. + +That "a marriage, or any other arrangement for the girls, would be +frustrated by Walter's offence, for no one would have anything to do +with girls who----" + +In short, Stoffel accented the fact that it was "a disgrace," and that +"he would never be able to look anyone in the face who knew of this +crime." He remarked distinctly that the schoolboys must know of it, +for Louis Hopper had already stuck out his tongue at him! + +And finally, that he "shuddered to cross the new market-place"--in +those days criminals were scourged, branded and hanged here--because +it reminded him so disagreeably of Juffrouw Laps's horrible allusion +to Walter's fate. + +Then followed all sorts of things about Korahs, Dathans and Abirams, +whereupon the whole family broke out in a wail. For it was so pathetic. + +Walter comforted himself with thoughts of Glorioso, and, whenever that +"something else" of Juffrouw Laps was spoken of, he just dreamed of +his marriage with beautiful Amalia, whose train was carried by six +pages. I fancy Juffrouw Laps would have made a pretty face if she +had learned of this interpretation of her mysterious climax. + +All efforts to compel our hero to tell how he had spent that money were +in vain. After all known means had been applied, the attempt to force a +confession had to be abandoned. Water and bread, water without bread, +bread without water, no water and no bread, the preacher, Stoffel, +Habakkuk, Juffrouw Laps, tears, the rod--all in vain. Walter was not +the boy to betray Glorioso. This was what he had found so shabby of +Scelerajoso, who had to pay the penalty, as we have seen. + +As soon as he got the privilege of walking again with the Hallemans, +who were so eminently respectable, he hurried away to the old bridge, +near Ash Gate, to continue his thrilling book. He read up to that +fatal moment when he had to tell his hero good-bye, and on the last +page saw Glorioso, as a major-general, peacefully expire in the arms +of the virtuous Alvira. + +When Walter had returned the book to Hartenstraat his eye was attracted +by some almond-cakes at the confectioner's on the corner. He did with +Glorioso just as the Athenians did with Kodrus: No one was worthy to +be the successor of such a hero, and within a few days the residue +of the New Testament had been converted into stomach-destroying pastry. + +I ought to add that a part of the "balance" left after that Italian +excursion--perhaps the part contributed by the Psalms--was invested +in a triple-toned, ear-splitting, soul-searing harmonica, which was +finally confiscated by Master Pennewip as being a disturbing element +in the schoolroom. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +I don't feel called upon to pass judgment on the strife between +Leentje and Pennewip regarding the latter's partiality towards Keesje, +the butcher's son. But that fiery feeling for right and justice +which has harrassed me from my earliest youth--ah, for years have I +waited in vain for justice--and the foolish passion for hunting after +mitigating circumstances, even when the misdeed has been proved--all +this compels me to say that Pennewip's lot might be considered a +mitigating circumstance for a man convicted of the eight deadly sins. + +I have found that many great men began their careers as feeders of +hogs (see biographical encyclopedias); and it seems to me that this +occupation develops those qualities necessary in ruling or advancing +mankind. + +If the theologists should happen to criticise this story, and perhaps +accuse me of far-reaching ignorance, because I enumerate one cardinal +sin more than they knew of, or of the crime of classifying man as +a sort of hog, I reply that, still another new canonical sin could +be discovered that they have never studied. And that ought to be as +pleasing to them as influenza is to the apothecary. + +New problems, gentlemen, new problems! + +And as for our relationship with pigs, just consider the relation +of coal to diamond, and I think everyone will be satisfied--even +the theologists. + +What a magnificent prospect anyone has who spends his tender youth +with those grunting coal-diamonds of the animal world! But I have +often wondered that in the "Lives of Famous Men" we so seldom read of +a school-teacher, for in the school all the ingredients of greatness +are abounding. + +The reverse is more often true. Every day we see banished princes +teaching lazy boys. Dionysius and Louis Philippe are not the only +ones. I myself once tried to teach an American French. It was no go. + +If it should ever become customary again to elect kings, I hope the +people will elect such persons as have studied men, just as one studies +Geography on globes or maps. All virtues, propensities, passions, +mistakes, misdeeds, knowledge of which is so indispensable in human +society, can be studied much better in the schoolroom. The field is +restricted, and can be taken in more readily. The famous statecraft +of many a great man, if the truth were known, had its origin in that +old tripping trick, which is everything to the three-foot Machiavellis. + +The task of a schoolmaster is not an easy one. I have never understood +why he is not better paid, or, since this must be so, why there are +still men who prefer to teach, when on the same pay they might be +corporals in the army, and teach the use of firearms, which offers +fewer headaches and more fresh air. + +I would even rather be a preacher; for he does work with people who are +interested and come to hear him of their own free will. The teacher +has to fight continually with indifference, and with the extremely +dangerous rivalry of tops, marbles, and paper-dolls--not to speak of +candy, scarlatina and weak mothers. + +Pennewip was a man of the old school. At least he would seem so to +us if we could see him in his gray school jacket and short trousers +with buckles, and his brown wig, which he was continually pushing +into place. At the first of the week this was always curly, when it +was not raining--rain isn't good for curls; and on Sundays "the man +with the curling irons" came. + +Antiquated? But perhaps this is only imagination. Who knows? perhaps +in his day he was quite modern. How soon people will say the same +of us! At all events, the man called himself "Master" and his school +was a school and not an "Institute." It is no advance to call things +by other than their right names. In his school boys and girls sat +together indiscriminately, according to the naÔve custom of those +days. They learned, or might learn, Reading, Writing, Arithmetic, +National History, Psalmody, Sewing, Knitting, and Religion. These +were the order of the day, but if anyone distinguished himself by +a show of talent, diligence or good behavior, that one received +special instruction in versification, an art in which Pennewip took +great pleasure. + +Thus he taught the boys till they were sufficiently advanced to be +confirmed. With the help of his wife he gave the girls a "finishing +course." They were graduated with a paternoster done in red on a black +background, or perhaps a pierced heart between two flower-pots. Then +they were through and ready to become the grandmothers of their +own generation. + +There was no natural science then. Even to-day there is room for +improvement along this line. It is said that some advance has been +made recently. It is more useful for a child to know how corn grows +than to be able to call the name of it in a foreign language. I don't +say that either is incompatible with the other. + +The public schools were most deficient at the time when Walter and +Keesje were slowly crawling around the arena of honor; but I doubt if +one could say much more of the "institutes" of to-day. I would advise +everyone to visit such a school as he attended when a boy; and I am +convinced that after this test many a father who has the welfare of +his children at heart will prefer to keep them at home. One comes to +the conclusion, that after all in the school of clever Master Miller, +who was so clever that he got himself addressed as M'sieu Millaire, +precious little was to be learned. + +Failing to make this test we continue to believe in the infallibility +of M'sieu of Millaire. We always consider that one a great man whom +we have known in childhood and haven't seen since. + +When I remarked a moment ago that school-teachers are paid so +niggardly, I didn't mean that their remuneration was insufficient, +considering the quality and quantity of the goods delivered--knowledge, +scholarship, education. I only had in mind the bitterness of their +lot, and the poor indemnity given to the man who spends his life in +a wasp's nest. + +In addition to versifying, Pennewip had still another hobby, which gave +him more claim to a throne than did anything else. He was possessed +with the mania for classifying, a passion known to few, but still of +not infrequent occurrence. I have never quite understood the disease; +and I gave up my search for the "first cause" as soon as I saw how +difficult it is to get around with a hobby-horse taken from somebody +else's stable. So I am going to give only a short sketch of Pennewip's +harmless animal. + +Everything that he saw, perceived, experienced he divided into +families, classes, genera, species and sub-species, and made of the +human race a sort of botanical garden, in which he was the Linne. He +regarded that as the only possible way to grasp the final purpose +of creation and clear up all obscure things, both in and out of +school. He even went so far as to say that Walter's New Testament +would have turned up again if Juffrouw Pieterse had only been able +to tell to what class the man belonged who had bound the volume in +black leather. But that was something she didn't know. + +As for myself, I shouldn't have said a word about Pennewip's mania for +classifying everything, if I hadn't thought it might help me to give +the reader a better picture of our hero and his surroundings. I should +have preferred to leave the said Pennewip in undisturbed intercourse +with the muses; but we shall have occasion later to refer to his +poetic art, when we shall quote some poems by his pupils. + +After the usual general division into "animate" and "inanimate"--the +good man gave the human race only one soul--followed a system that +looked like a pyramid. On the top was God with the angels and +spirits and other accessories, while the oysters and polyps and +mussels were crawling about down near the base, or lying still--just +as they pleased. Half way up stood kings, members of school-boards, +mayors, legislators, theologians and D.D.'s. Next under these were +professors and merchants who do not work themselves. Then came +doctors of things profane, i. e., those driving double rigs, also +lawyers and untitled preachers, the Colonel of the City Militia, +the Rector of the Latin School. Philosophers (only those who have +developed a system), doctors with one horse, doctors without any +horse and poets were further down. Rather low down, and not far from +the mussels, was the seventh sub-division of the third class of the +"citizen population." Our hero would come under this sub-section. + + + Citizen Population, Class III., 7th Sub-Division. + + People Living in Rented Flats. + + a. Entrance for tenants only. Three-window front. Two stories, + with back-rooms. The boys sleep alone, dress, however, with + the girls. Fresh straw in case a baby is born. Learning French, + poems at Christmas. The girls are sometimes called Lena or Maria, + but seldom Louise. Darning. The boys work in offices. One girl + kept, sewing-girl, and "person for the rough work." Washing + at home. Read sermons by Palm. Pickled pork on Sundays, with + table-cloth, liquor after coffee. Religion. Respectability. + + b 1. Still three windows. One story. Neighbors live above who ring + twice (Vide b. 2). Leentje, Mietje; Louise heard seldom. House-door + opened with a cord, which is sleek from long use. Sleep in one + room. Straw-heaps in cases of confinement. One maid-servant + for everything. Sundays cheese, no liquor, but religion and + respectability as above. + + b 2. Neighbors who ring twice. About as above. No maid, only a + "person for the rough work." Seamstress. White table-cloth. Cheese + from time to time, only occasionally. Religion as above. + + c. One story higher. Two-window front. Small projecting + back-room. The entire family sleeps in two beds. No trace of + straw. The boys are called Louw, Piet, or Gerrit, and become + watchmakers or type-setters. A few become sailors. Continual + wrangle with the neighbors about the waste-water. Religion as + above. Associate with "respectable folk." Read "Harlemmer" with + III. 7, b. 2. No maid, or person for rough work, but a seamstress + on seven stivers and a piece of bread and butter. + + +That brings us to Juffrouw Pieterse. + +The reader will now have a very good idea of Walter's environment, and +will readily understand why I said he had a "city complexion." That +was when we saw him in the Hartenstraat, on the road to fame, or on +the road to that nameless "other thing" of Juffrouw Laps. At all +events he was on his way to things that will occupy our attention +for some time yet. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +It was Wednesday, and the Pieterses were going to give a +party. Juffrouw Laps had been invited, also the Juffrouw living +over the dairy, whose husband was employed at the "bourse." Further +Mrs. Stotter, who had been a midwife for so long and was still merely +"very respectable." Then the widow Zipperman, whose daughter had +married some fellow in the insurance business, or something of the +kind. Also the baker's wife. That was unavoidable: it was impossible +to buy all kinds of pastry and cakes without her finding out what +was up. Then the Juffrouw living below and to the rear. Of course +she wouldn't come, but the Pieterses wanted to show that they had +forgotten the late quarrel over the broken window-pane. If she didn't +come that was the end of the matter, so far as Juffrouw Pieterse was +concerned. She would have nothing more to do with the Juffrouw from +below. I may add that the lady from below did not come, and that her +name was stricken from the calling-list of those higher up. + +The children were to go to bed early, with the promise of a cup of +sage-milk for breakfast if they would not make any noise the entire +evening. This drink largely took the place of tea then. It was thought +that the "noise" made by children would not be appreciated. Walter +got permission to go play with the Halleman boys, who were thought +to be very respectable. He must be at home by eight o'clock; but this +was said in a tone that gave him no cause to fear a reprimand in case +he should stay out later. Laurens, who of course was an apprentice to +a printer, and usually came home about seven o'clock in the evening, +was big enough to be present with the guests, but must promise to sit +still and drink only two glasses. The big girls were to be present +as a matter of course: They had been confirmed. Stoffel presided. His +business was to meet the gentlemen when they came for the ladies about +ten o'clock, and entertain the company with stories of Mungo Park. + +Leentje was to remain till the people were all there, as it was so +inconvenient to have to open the door every time. She could make +herself useful in arranging the table and doing other things incident +to such occasions. But she "must move about a little brisker," +otherwise they would prefer to do everything themselves. + +The eldest of the girls, Juffrouw Truitje, must look after the +"sage-milk." Pietje had charge of the sandwiches; but Myntje was to +see to it that the butter was spread a little thicker, for the last +time the bread had been too dry. + +Everything was going to turn out so nicely, "if only Juffrouw +Laps wouldn't talk so much." That was her failing. And, too, they +hoped that the widow Zipperman would "brag a little less about her +son-in-law." This was considered a source of weariness. And the +Juffrouw who lived over the dairy "might be more modest." She had +"never lived in such a fine house"; and as for the shop--that was no +disgrace; and on the top floor--but one cannot tell how it will be. + +No one understood why the baker's wife used so many French words, which +was not becoming in one of her station. "If she does it this evening, +Stoffel, say something to me that she can't understand, then she will +find out that we are not 'from the street,' that we know what's what." + +"It's all the same to me," Juffrouw Pieterse continued, "whether the +Juffrouw downstairs comes or not. I don't care a fig about it.--Four, +five--Louw can sit there, but he must keep his legs still--and a chair +there--yes--so! It's a good thing she's not coming; it would have been +too crowded. Leentje, go to work--do blow your nose! No, run over to +Juffrouw Laps's and ask the Juffrouw if the Juffrouw could spare a +few stools--without backs, you understand; because the chairs there +by the chimney--yes, ask the Juffrouw for a few stools, and tell the +Juffrouw that they are for me, and that I expect the Juffrouws about +seven. Give my compliments to the Juffrouw and wipe your nose." + +Juffrouw Pieterse didn't like to use personal pronouns; it was +impolite. + +On this afternoon Walter went to his bridge early. It was now not +so useless as usual, for the rain of the day before had filled the +ditch with water, which was even running, so that the straws which +Walter thoughtlessly, or full of thought--both are about the same +thing--threw into the water were carried down to the pond, where +the logs lay that were to be sawed up by the "Eagle" and the "Early +Hour." These were the names of the sawmills that for some weeks had +been the witnesses of Walter's daydreams. + +Glorioso was gone, and could not be replaced; but on those afternoons +when he was free Walter returned involuntarily to the spot where he had +had his first glimpse of the world of romance. How rough and crude the +colors in that first picture! Perhaps it was the very roughness of the +colors that attracted him and changed him, till he could not conceive +how he had ever found enjoyment in the little cakes on the corner. + +A peculiar prospective had opened up before him. He dreamed of things +that he could not name; but they made him bitterly dissatisfied with +his present condition. He was anxious to do everything prescribed +to get to Heaven; but he thought it would be much easier to pray in +such a cave with wax candles. And as for honoring his mother, a point +upon which she always laid great stress--why didn't she have a train +like the countess? Certainly he ought not to have sold the Bible; +and he wouldn't do it any more--he had vowed it; but then he ought +to have had a box filled with florins, and a feather in his cap, +just as it was in the book. + +He was disgusted with his brother Stoffel, and his sisters, and +Juffrouw Laps, and the preacher and everything. He couldn't understand +why the whole family didn't go to Italy and form a respectable +robber-band. But Pennewip and Keesje shouldn't go; that was certain. + +He wondered what had become of his verses. Every Wednesday such +pupils as had been well-behaved, and, for that reason, deemed worthy +to contest for the "laurel," handed in a poem written on some subject +suggested by the teacher. This time the subject assigned to Walter was +"Goodness," which probably had some reference to his former behavior, +and was a hint for the improvement of his moral character. But Walter +had already put goodness into rhyme so often, and found the subject so +dry and tedious and worn-out that he had taken the liberty of "singing" +something else. He selected the theme nearest his heart--robbers! + +Like all authors he was greatly infatuated with his work. He was +convinced that the teacher, too, would see the excellencies of his poem +and forgive him for deviating from the path of goodness. The verses +would undoubtedly be sent to the mayor, and he would pass them on to +the Pope, who would then summon Walter and appoint him "Court-robber." + +And thus he dreamed and threw his straws into the stream. They +moved away slowly and disappeared between the moss-covered +timbers. Involuntarily his fancy had transmuted them into the +characters of his world of romance. There went the countess with +her long train, which got caught in the moss and held the countess +fast. The virtuous Amalia met with no better luck; she got tangled +up in the water lentils. And now came Walter himself. He approached +Amalia, in her green robes, and was just about to rescue her, when +he was swallowed by a duck. This was most unkind of the duck, for +it was Walter's last stalk of grass; and now in the rattling and +buzzing of the sawmills below he could hear Amalia repeating in a +reproachful voice: + + + "Warre, warre, warre, we; + Where is warre, warre, wall-- + Walter, who will rescue me?" + + +This annoyed him, and he could not resist the temptation to throw +a rock at the duck whose greediness had caused Amalia to doubt his +chivalry. + +The duck chose the better part, and retired after she had done Walter +all the damage she could. But the sawmills paid no attention to these +happenings and continued to rattle away. + +Walter heard now in the noisy clatter of the mills all kinds of songs +and stories, and, listening to these, he soon forgot Amalia and the +Pope. That the reader may not get a wrong impression of these mills, +I hasten to say that there was really nothing extraordinary about +them. They buzzed and rattled just like other sawmills. + +It often happens that we think we perceive something which comes from +the external world, when in fact it is only a subjective product in +ourselves. Similarly, we may think we have just imagined something, +when really it came to us from the world of the senses. + +This is a kind of ventriloquism that often gives cause for annoyance +and enmity. + +I wonder which turns the faster?--Walter listened to the mills. Now--I +think--no, begin together. Good! No, the Eagle was ahead! Once +more--now! + +Which will get there first? No, that won't do. Once more together. Look +sharp, Morning Hour,--out again! I can't hold my eye on it--what a +whirling and buzzing! + +You are tired, are you? I believe it. + +If I might only sit on such a big wing, wouldn't I hold on tight? And +wouldn't the sawyer look? + +Why are you called "Morning Hour"? Have you gold in your mouth? And +"Eagle"! Can you fly? Take me with you. What a big play-ground up +there, and no school! + +I wonder how the first school began. Which came first, the school, +or the teacher? But the first teacher must have attended a school. And +the first school must have had a teacher. + +So the first school must have just started itself. But that is +impossible. "Eagle," can you turn yourself?--with the wind? Can you +turn yourself some other way? Try it. Beat "Morning Hour." Quick, +quick--beautiful! + +Now, once more alone. Good! + +Now, together again! Karre, karre, kra, kra--stretch your arms out and +take me with you. Will you? Put your hat on, Eagle; how the ribbons +fly.--Who are you? Warre, warre, ware, wan--I can't help it; it was the +duck. Tell me what your name is. Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan---- Is your +name fan? And you, Morning Hour, what is your name? Ceny, ceny, ceny, +ce. What kind of a name is Ce? Now together--sing a song together: + + + Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan-- + Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce-- + Fanny, ceny, fanny, ceny, + Fanny, ceny, fan--cy. + + +Fancy--what do you mean by that? Is that the name of both of you? And +what is it? Has it wings? + +"Morning Hour" and "Eagle" had fused into something that had wings +and was called fancy. + +Fancy lifted Walter up and bore him away. + +When she brought him back to the bridge again it had already been +dark for a long time. He shook himself as if he were wet, rubbed his +eyes and started home. We shall see later what awaited him there; +but first we must go back a few hours. I hope the reader will not +disdain an invitation to Juffrouw Pieterse's. Remember that her +husband never made anything, but bought everything ready-made in Paris. + +In passing by I should like to make Master Pennewip a short visit. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + + +School was out; and the seats looked as if the pupils had just left +the tediousness of it all lying there. The map of Europe looked down +peevishly on the heap of writing-pads. There lay the mutilated and +well-worn goose-quills, which since time immemorial have opened up +the gates of learning. True, the black-board vaunted itself with the +heavy results of the last lesson in "fractions"; but the school was +no more. The spirit had fled: It was a corpse. + +Yes, the "Geist" had gone out with the children; for the reader will +see in a moment that they carried about with them a tremendous amount +of that article. + +We already know that this was the great day when Pennewip was to +criticise the poetical effusions of his young geniuses. There he sat, +his restless wig sharing all the poetical feelings and emotions--and +motions--of its owner. We will just look over his shoulder and read +with him those inestimable treasures of poetic art; and perhaps we +too shall be moved to emotion. + +Wig: In the middle, resting quietly. + + + Lucas de Bryer: "Our Native Land." + + Cake and wine and native land, + Out in the moonlight I take my stand; + Our native land and cake and wine, + And I hope the moon will shine; + Five fingers have I on my hand, + All to honor our native land. + + +"Melodious," said the teacher, "very melodious; and very profound. Cake +and wine, with our native land as a climax." + +Wig: On the right side. + + + Lizzie Webbelar: "My Father's Vocation." + + The cat is sly, I know; + My father is a dealer in Po- + Tatoes and onions. + + +"Original, immediate! But I don't like the way she cuts her potatoes +in twain." + +Wig: On the left side. + + + Jeanette Rust: "The Weather-cock." + + He stands on the chimney since long ago, + And shows the wind which way to blow. + + +"Smooth, but not quite correct, if examined closely--but I'll let it +pass as poetic license." + +Wig: Down in front. + + + Leendert Snelleman: "Lent." + + In Lent it is always nice, + My brother's birth-day is in May, + He says his feet need warming, + So that Lent we must be praising, + And then we're going to celebrate, + Easter brings eggs and a holiday. + + +"It's too bad that he's so careless with his rhymes. His imagination +is extraordinary. Very original." + +Wig: Down on his neck. + + + Keesje, the Butcher's Boy: "In Praise of the Teacher." + + My father has slaughtered many a steer, + But Master Pennewip is still living, I hear; + Some are lean, and some are well-fed, + He has slipped his wig to the side of his head. + + +The wig actually went to the side of his head. + +"Well, this is curious. I hardly know what to say about it." + +The wig slipped to the other side. + +"What's the connection between me and steers?" + +The wig protested vigorously against any implication of relationship +with steers. + +"H--mm! Can it be that this is what our new-fangled writers call +humour?" + +The wig sank down to his eyebrows, which signified doubt. + +"I will call up the boy and----" + +The wig passed again to the zenith, to express its satisfaction with +the teacher's determination to interview the butcher's boy. + + + Lucas de Wilde: "Religion." + + Religion very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +"The fundamental idea is very beautiful," said the teacher, "but it +ought to have been developed better." + +The wig nodded acquiescence. + + + Trudie Gier: "Juffrouw Pennewip." + + The path of virtue she shows us each day, + And we are glad to go that way; + And as there's nothing to do more fitting, + She teaches us sewing, darning and knitting. + + +The wig fairly leaped with pleasure, and the curls embraced one +another. This out-pouring of Trudie's heart was borne at once to +Juffrouw Pennewip, and was later hung by the fireplace in honor of +the poetess and the subject of the poem. + +Then followed a sublime poem on God by Klaasje van der Gracht, the +son of the Catechist. He was thirteen years old, and had not been +vaccinated--out of regard for predestination. + +"If only his father didn't help him!" + +The wig was rigid with astonishment. + + + Louwtje de Wilde: "Friendship." + + Friendship very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +The wig seemed dissatisfied. The "Religion" of Lucas de Wilde was +pulled out and compared with Louwtje's "Friendship." + +"H--emm. It is possible. Another example of how one thought can +originate in two heads at the same time." + + + Wimpje de Wilde: "Fishing." + + Fishing very---- + + +"What's that?" + +Yes, really, there it was again: + + + Fishing very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +The wig was moving continually. It looked as if it were fishing too. + +The teacher looked hurriedly through the remaining poems and picked out +the offspring of the entire Wilde connection. His worst suspicions were +realized. Mietje de Wilde, Kees de Wilde, Piet and Jan de Wilde--all +uniformly declared that religion, friendship, fishing, dreaming, +cauliflower and deception "very nice must be," and that they were +also very pleasing "to the people we see." A regular flood of the +nice and pleasing. + +Now, what do you suppose the wig did? It did the best thing that +could be done under the circumstances. More could not be expected of a +wig. As soon as it saw the futility of its efforts to comprehend the +difference between fishing, friendship, deception, dreams, religion +and cauliflower, it merely ignored the whole matter, readjusted itself +and assumed an expression of expectancy for what was yet to come. + + + Leentje de Haas: "Admiral de Ruyter." + + Pulling the rope with emotion, + To the top of the mast he came, + And then he went to the ocean, + And won for himself great fame. + + And very much more he perfected, + Saleh he vanquished, too; + A hero he was then elected, + With nothing else to do. + + +The wig lifted itself, the curls applauding enthusiastically. It was +evidently pleased. + + + Grete Wauzer: "The Caterpillar." + + The caterpillar, free from care, + Crawls on the tree just over there. + + +"Descriptive poetry. A daring idea--the caterpillar crawling on the +tree free from care." + +Wig: Quiet. + +Ah, the pleasure of a wig is short-lived! And how soon was this +one--but I will not anticipate. Soon, all too soon, the reader will +know the worst. + + + Walter Pieterse: "A Robber Song." + + +"Aha, what's this? And 'goodness'? But where has he written on +goodness?" + +The teacher could scarcely believe his eyes. He turned the sheet of +paper over and examined the back side, hoping to discover there some +lines on goodness. + +Then he saw that on Walter's sheet there was not a trace of "goodness." + +Oh, wretched wig! + +Yes, wretched wig! For after it had suffered as never wig had +suffered before, after it had been pulled at and tugged at +and martyred in a manner beyond even the imagination of the +Wilde family, Master Pennewip snatched it from his head, +twisted it convulsively in his hands, stammered a short +"Heaven-human-Christian-soul-good-gracious-my-life--how is it +possible!" slapped it on his head again, covered it with his venerable +cap and burst out the door like one possessed. + +He was on his way to Walter's home, where we shall soon see him +arrive. As a conscientious historian, however, it will be my duty +first to give an account of the happenings there. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + + +"Goodness, I'm glad to see you! And so early, too! Leetje, place a +chair over there and get the footstool, but be in a hurry, or I'd +rather do it myself. And how are you? Juffrouw Laps is coming too, +you know--Myntje, you'd better be thinking of your dough and stop +combing your head. That girl can't keep her hands off of her hair +when there's company. But do take a seat--no, not in the corner; +there's a draft there." + +There was no more draft in this corner than is usual to corners; +but Mrs. Stotter was only a Vrouw, and not a "Juffrouw." She had +no right to the seat of honour; for on all occasions a Juffrouw +takes precedence of a Vrouw, just as a Mevrouw takes precedence of +a Juffrouw. Everyone must keep his place, especially those in III, +7, b1; or c., where etiquette is observed more closely than at the +court of Madrid. The care and anxiety of the mistress of ceremonies +make her work most trying, and, too, not merely for Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Ah, my dear Juffrouw Pieterse, I was so surprised when Louwie came +to invite me, for I had just remarked to Wimpje, who makes caps, you +know--no, thank you, Pietje, I don't care for any just now--I said +to Wimpje, I wonder what Juffrouw Pieterse is doing, for I hadn't +heard from you in so long, you know--yes, just throw it aside, it's +my old one; I knew you wouldn't mind my wearing my old one--and then +Wimpje said----" + +What Wimpje really said I don't know. Mrs. Stotter's garment, which she +had described as her "old one," was removed and placed on the foot of +the bed in the back room. The children, who were piled together there +like sardines, were duly admonished not to stretch out their feet, +lest in doing so they injure Mrs. Stotter's "old" garment. + +"And now, my dear, be seated--yes, that's for us, twice +already. Leentje, where are you hiding now? Can't you hear that +somebody is ringing?--It's probably Juffrouw Zipperman. Juffrouw +Zipperman is coming, too, you know." + +Again I am at a loss: I don't know whether it was Juffrouw Zipperman +who had rung, or somebody else. But the reader need not scold me for +writing a story that I don't know myself. I cannot be sure whether it +was Juffrouw Zipperman this time or Juffrouw Mabbel, from the bakery, +or Juffrouw Krummel, whose husband is at the bourse, or Juffrouw +Laps--but she didn't need to ring, as she lived in the house. Anyway, +by half past seven the entire company was assembled, and Stoffel was +smoking his pipe as if his life depended upon it. Leentje had gone home +without her piece of bread and butter. She "could get it to-morrow"; +to-day there was "so much to do," and "one can't do everything at once, +you know." + +"And then she got another one right away--don't you know? One with +a wart on her nose." + +"Ah, it's an ordeal one has with girls," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "Take +another piece, don't wait to be insisted upon; it's a cake from your +own dough." + +"Excusez," said the Juffrouw from the bakery, with a mouth like a +rabbit, a style of mouth signifying graciousness and good breeding. + +"You must eat more, or I shall think you don't like it." She had +baked it herself. + +"Then I cannot refuse, Juffrouw Pieterse. ObligÈ and many thanks." + +"And you, Juffrouw Laps, what can I pass you?" Juffrouw Laps selected +ginger cake. + +"Fill the cups, Trudie! Yes, Mrs. Stotter, when you are here you must +drink with us. You are welcome to anything we've got. Pietje, wipe off +a table--such a girl! And now go and look after the baby, and tell +her that I don't want to hear any more noise. Ah, Juffrouw Mabbel, +children are a great deal of trouble. And your little Sientje--how +is her cough now?" + +"We've got a magnetisier, but that isn't enough. We must have the +clairvoyange of the sonnebule." + +"You don't say so! One can hardly believe it. And when is he coming, +the cler--cleek--clar----" + +"It's in the nerves, Juffrouw Zipperman. But he has the little nightcap +and nightgown, in which she has sweated, you know; and he says that +it will come all right now." + +"Who would have thought it! What will you do now?" + +"That's just it; the sonnebule must tell us what to do." + +Juffrouw Laps could not agree to this. + +"I wouldn't do it--I wouldn't do it--not for anything in the world! I +tell you, what God does is all right. Just mark my words!" + +"Yes, Juffrouw Laps; but the Juffrouw at the provision store did it, +and her child is lots better." + +"That's what you say, Juffrouw Mabbel, but I tell you there is +something in her eye that I don't like." + +"What then, Juffrouw Laps?" + +"She has a look, a look--and it's sin--I tell you it is. It's wrong, +it won't do. What God does is all right." + +"Come, Stoffel, talk some. You sit there like a stone. Recite a poem, +or tell us something about your school. Would you believe it, Juffrouw +Mabbel, he knows a whole poem by heart. And he has memorized all the +verbs of the feminine gender." + +"Mother, what are you talking about?" said Stoffel, displeased. "Don't +you see I'm smoking?" + +"Yes, dear, I meant when you were through smoking. Then you can repeat +the words. You will be surprised, Juffrouw Zipperman, and wonder where +he learned it all. How does it go? 'I would have been drunk, he would +have been drunk'--of course, you know, he was not drunk, it belongs +with the verbs. You will kill yourself laughing when he begins. Fill +the cups, Trudie, and blow in the spout; there's a leaf over it." + +The reader will not take it amiss, I trust, if I pass over the +subsequent history of this leaf, and, too, make some deviations from +the text of the conversation during the further course of Juffrouw +Pieterse's tea-evening. Stoffel spun off his conjugations and the +ladies fairly shrieked when he related how "he had been drunk" and +that "he would be drunk." Thereupon followed general and particular +criticism of the neighbors. The Juffrouw below received her share, +as a matter of course: She was absent. + +Religion and faith play an important part. Juffrouw Laps was for +organizing a prayer-class. The preachers of to-day, she insisted, +take their work too lightly and don't sweep out all the corners. + +"I tell you, it's in the Bible that man is only man," she cried; +"that's what I want to tell you. Man must not try to know better than +God himself. Salvation comes through grace, and grace through faith; +but if a man is not chosen, then he has no grace and can have no +faith. That's the way he is damned, don't you see? I tell you, it's +just as certain as twice two--understand? And for that reason I want +to have a prayer-class. Not for the sake of money or profit--God help +me, no! At most just a trifle for the fair, or for New Year. What do +you think of the plan, Juffrouw Mabbel?" + +That lady expressed the opinion that her husband would be opposed to +it, for he liked to go out of evenings, and then she must stay in the +shop. Besides, it was so difficult to get through with the work. No +one could imagine what a laborious occupation baking was. + +"What do you say, Juffrouw Zipperman? Don't you think it would be a +go? I would serve coffee; and the people could leave something on the +saucers. Really, I am not doing it for the money. We would begin with +the Old Testament--and then--exercise, you know; practice--understand?" + +Juffrouw Zipperman thought it would be very nice; but her son-in-law +had said that the preachers are paid to do this, and that any +additional "exercise" was merely an unnecessary expense. + +"What do you say to it, Juffrouw Krummel? Don't you think that such +a class--just a small class----" + +Juffrouw Krummel said she practiced with her husband when he came +from the bourse. + +Juffrouw Laps was now forced to turn to Mrs. Stotter, though she felt +that she was letting herself down in appealing to a Vrouw. + +"Ah, my dear Juffrouw Laps, if you had been a midwife as long +as I have you'd take no interest in a prayer-class. Now there is +M'neer Littelman in Prince Street. I've been at his house--always in +respectable houses--and he always said--it's a house with high steps, +and in the hall there's a big clock about the wind and rain--and he +always said: 'Vrouw Stotter,' said he, 'you're a good woman,' said he, +'and a faithful midwife. I always tell the people that,' said he, +'and,' said he, 'all of my connection must send for you,' said he, +'but,' said he, 'when people tell you this you must act as if you +didn't hear it'--thank you, Juffrouw Pieterse, my cup is turned +over. Just as I said: Everyone must know what he's doing." + +"But just a little exercise like that, Mrs. Stotter!" + +"It's possible, it's possible. But I've had so much experience in such +things. I go my own way; and that's the best way, too. For I've been in +the home of M'neer Witte, who has an uncle in congress--for I always +go to respectable places--and he always said, because he's so funny: +'Child-woman, child-woman, you're nothing but a child-woman.' I was +just going to say that I know what I'm doing, for I've seen a lot in +my life. There's M'neer--what's his name? There in Prince Street--no, +no, Market Square. Oh, what is his name!" + +The reader will have noticed that Mrs. Stotter digressed from the +theme. But other folk do the same. + +"And Juffrouw Pieterse, what do you think of the idea? Just a little +exercise." + +"Ah, my dear, I have exercise enough with my children. You don't know +what it means to bring up nine. I always worship with the children, +for the Bible says--Trudie, go to the baby; I hear her again." + +There was something noble in Trudie's gait as she walked into that +back room. One could see that she felt flattered by the transmission +to her of maternal dignity. Little Kee, the baby, was less flattered. + +"What were we talking about? Yes, that is my religious service. The +children keep me busy. You don't know anything about it; if I bring +them up properly--run, Pietje, and straighten out Simon. He's pinching +his sister again; he always does it when there's company." + +Simon was straightened out. + +"Whenever we have company the children behave so badly. There it +goes again. Myntje, go and see what's the matter and tell them to go +to sleep." + +Myntje went, returning immediately with the report that they had +"turned something over." + +General indignation. Angry message from the Juffrouw below. It was +unpleasant for the Juffrouw below when the children of the Juffrouw +above turned over things and flooded the back room. Terrible +excitement. + +Finally the children were straightened out. + +Juffrouw Zipperman again sat in the corner where there was such a +"draft." This only goes to show that earthly greatness has its dark +side, and that a son-in-law in the insurance business entitles one +to rheumatism. + +Juffrouw Laps was greatly pleased with the hearty manner in which +punishment was meted out to the children. It was exactly according +to Scripture, she said; and then she cited a text or two in which +the rod was prescribed. It's in the Bible somewhere, I don't know +where. The Bible mentions everything, and the "rod" especially. + +"Now, Stoffel," said the hostess sweetly, "recite something for +us." She wanted to show that her children could do something else +besides pinch and turn things over. + +"I don't know anything," said Stoffel, but without a trace of Socratic +arrogance. + +"Just say for us what you said the other day. Come, Stoffel. That's +the way he always is, Juffrouw Mabbel. One has to pull him up on his +feet before he will do anything. But then he goes all right. Forward, +Stoffel! He's tired now. Teaching in such a school is hard work. Yes, +Juffrouw, he's as smart as he can be. Would you believe it? All words +are either masculine or feminine. Aren't they, Stoffel?" + +"No, mother." + +"No? But--and the other day you said--it's only to get him started, +you know, Juffrouw Zipperman, it takes a little time, because he's +worn out with his school work--but you said that all words----" + +"No, mother. Masculine, feminine or neuter, I said." + +"Yes, and still more," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "You will be astonished +when you hear him. What do you suppose you are, Juffrouw Krummel?" + +"I? What I am?" + +"Yes, yes, what you are--what you really are." + +"I am Juffrouw Krummel," she said, but doubtfully; for she read in +the triumphant look of Juffrouw Pieterse and the tightly closed lips +of Stoffel that she might easily be something entirely different from +Juffrouw Krummel. + +The tension did not need to be farther increased; so Juffrouw Pieterse +passed now from the special to the general. Her glance took in the +entire company. + +"And you, too, Juffrouw Mabbel; and you, Juffrouw Laps; and you, +Juffrouw Zipperman; and you, Mrs. Stotter--what do you all think +you are?" + +No one knew. + +This will not be surprising to anyone who knows how difficult knowledge +of the "self" is; but Stoffel had something else in mind. There was +a deeper meaning involved. + +Juffrouw Laps was the first to answer, and she spoke with proud +self-sufficiency: + +"I am Juffrouw Laps!" + +"Wrong, wrong--entirely wrong!" + +"But for Heaven sake, am I not Juffrouw Laps?" + +"Y-e-s. Of course you are Juffrouw Laps; but Stoffel didn't ask who +you were, but what you were. There's the fine point." + +"What I am? I'm Dutch Reform!" + +"Y-e-s. That you are, too; but--it isn't that. The question is, +What are you? Help her out, Stoffel." + +Between puffs of smoke, and with the air of a professor, Stoffel +proceeded to "help": + +"Juffrouw Laps, I wished to know what you were from a zoˆlogical +standpoint." + +"I won't have anything more to do with it," said Juffrouw Laps in +the tone of one who feels that he is going to be insulted. + +"I am a midwife," said Mrs. Stotter, "and I'm going to stick to it." + +"And I am the baker's wife," cried Juffrouw Mabbel, with a positiveness +in her tone which showed her intention to hold to this opinion. + +"Certainly, certainly, Juffrouw Mabbel; but I mean from a zoˆlogical +standpoint." + +"If it's going to be indecent, I prefer to go home." + +"I, too," added Juffrouwen Krummel and Zipperman. "We came here to +be entertained." + +"But you're not going to get angry about it! I tell you, it's in +the book, Stoffel--you will laugh when you hear it, Juffrouw Mabbel; +and the best part of it is, that it's in the book, and one can't say +anything against it. Tell her, Stoffel!" + +"Juffrouw Laps," said Stoffel with dignity--an important moment in +Juffrouw Pieterse's tea-evening had arrived--"Juffrouw Laps, you are +a sucking animal." + +I admit frankly that I cannot adequately describe the crisis that +followed these two words. If Stoffel had only said mammal, perhaps +then my task would have been easier. + +Juffrouw Laps's face took on all the different colors that are +generally supposed to express anger. She had been attacked more openly +than the others, it is true; but her attitude toward the prayer-class +would go to show that she was naturally polemical. + +In French novels people used to turn green; but Juffrouw Laps did not +read French, so she stopped at a terrible violet and screamed--no, +she didn't. She didn't scream anything; for she was choking for +breath. But she did pulverize that piece of ginger cake; and she +looked at Stoffel and his mother in a manner that would have been most +damaging for her if those two persons had happened to die that night. + +Imitating the trick of the cuttle-fish, no doubt unconsciously, +Stoffel managed to escape this fatal stare by enveloping himself in a +heavy cloud of smoke. Juffrouw Pieterse, however, not being a smoker, +was at the mercy of Juffrouw Laps. She stammered humbly: "It's in +the book, really it's in the book. Don't be angry, it's in the book." + +By this time Juffrouw Laps was getting a little air, so much that +there was now no danger of her suffocating. She threw the mutilated +remains of the ginger cake on the table and began: + +"Juffrouw Pieterse, you are nothing but a low, vile, filthy--you +may even be a sucking animal, you and your son too. I want you +to understand that I've always been respectable. My father sold +grain, and nobody's ever been able to say anything against me! Ask +everybody about me--if I've ever run with men-folk, and such things; +and if I haven't always paid my debts. He was manager I would have +you understand, and we lived over the chapter-house, for he was in +the grain business, and you can ask about me there. Thank God, you +can ask about me everywhere--do you hear? But never, never, never, +has such a thing happened to me. What you put on me! If it wasn't +for lowering myself I'd tell you what I think of you--you sucking +animal, you and your son and your whole family. My father sold grain, +and I'm too respectable for you to----" + +"But--it's in the book that way. For God's sake believe me; it's in +the book." + +"Just hold your lip about your book. Anybody who sells God's holy +word on the Ouwebrug needn't talk to me about books." + +This accusation was false; for Walter, and not his mother, had sold +the Bible; but this was no time for such fine distinctions. + +"Stoffel, go get the book and show Juffrouw--my God, what shall I do!" + +"Go to the Devil with your book and your sucking animals. You've got +nothing to show in your book. I know you--and your lout of a son, +and your wenches of daughters, that are growing up like----" + +Truitje, Myntje and Pietje, understanding from this that there +was something radically wrong with their growth, began to screech +too. Other members of the party bawled a word from time to time, +as opportunity presented itself. Then came another message from the +Juffrouw below. This time she threatened to call in the police. The +children, taking advantage of the general excitement to break the +ban under which they had been placed, had left the bed and were +now listening at the keyhole. Juffrouw Pieterse was calling for the +camphor bottle, declaring that she was going to die; Mrs. Stotter +was clamoring for her wrap--her "old one"; and Stoffel was playing +cuttle-fish as well as he could. + +All had got up and were going to leave. They could "put up with a +good deal," but that was "too much"! Juffrouw Krummel was going to +tell her husband; Juffrouw Zipperman was going to let everybody in the +insurance business know about it; Mrs. Stotter was going to relate the +whole story to the gentleman in Prince Street; and Juffrouw Mabbel--I +forget whom she was going to tell it all to. In short, every one of +them was going to see to it that the affair was well aired. + +Who knows but what these threats would have been carried out, if the +good genius of the Pieterses had not at that moment caused someone +to ring the door-bell? It was that worthy gentleman whom we left in +such a state of pious despair at the close of the last chapter. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + + +Yes, the door-bell rang. And it rang again: So it was "for +us." Juffrouw Pieterse drew a long breath; and I must say, she did +a very proper thing. While admitting that it is foolish to say what +one would do if one were somebody else, still, in her place I should +have drawn a long breath, too. Firstly, because I imagine she hadn't +done this for a long time; secondly, because I know how, in adverse +circumstances, every change and interruption gives one ground for +hope; and, finally, because I think Juffrouw Pieterse was human, +just like the rest of us. + +"Ah, my dears," she said, "be peaceable. It must be the gentlemen." + +The ladies declared it couldn't be the gentlemen, because it was +too early for them; and this very doubt and uncertainty as to who it +might be gave the crisis a favorable turn. + +Mere uncertainty, even when in no way connected with what is occupying +us, has a sort of paralyzing effect. Besides, when one is interrupted +in one's anger, afterwards it is difficult to find the place where +one left off. + +This was Juffrouw Laps's experience; she tried it, but it wouldn't +work. Her "a sucking animal, a sucking animal!" was smothered by, +"What can it mean? He never comes before ten!" + +Juffrouw Pieterse quickly availed herself of this diversion to get +them all seated again. + +Trudie was commissioned to "straighten out" the children, who came off +rather badly. The hostess was just about to state a new zoˆlogical +argument, which should establish peace between the hostile parties, +when the door opened and Master Pennewip stood before the agitated +assembly. + +He, too, was agitated: the reader knows it. + +The surprise caused by the arrival of this unexpected visitor had a +most favorable effect on the peace negotiations. A truce was tacitly +declared, though not without the proviso, at least on Juffrouw Laps's +part, that hostilities should be reopened as soon as curiosity as to +Pennewip's visit had been sufficiently satisfied. Indeed, she was +all the more willing for a truce, as it was evident from the man's +appearance that there was something momentous at hand. His wig cried +out fire and murder in unmistakable tones. And that was just what +the good Juffrouw Laps liked. + +"Good-evening, Juffrouw Pieterse; my humblest respects. I see you +have company, but----" + +"That 'doesn't make a bit of difference,' Master Pennewip. 'Come +right in and take a seat.'" + +These forms of expression were rigidly observed in the "citizen +populace," III, 7. c. + +"Won't you drink a cup with us?" + +"Juffrouw Pieterse," he said with extreme dignity, "I didn't come +here simply to drink a cup of sage-milk." + +"But, Master Pennewip, please be seated!" + +It wasn't easy; but the ladies made room and he was soon seated. + +He cleared up his throat and looked about him with dignity. Then +he drew a roll of manuscript from his pocket, disarranged his wig +and spoke: + +"Juffrouw Pieterse! You are a worthy, respectable woman, and your +husband sold shoes----" + +Juffrouw Pieterse looked triumphantly at Juffrouw Laps. + +"Yes, Master Pennewip, quite so; he did----" + +"Don't interrupt me, Juffrouw Pieterse. Your departed husband sold +shoes. I have taught your children from little tots up to their +confirmation. Haven't I, Juffrouw Pieterse?" + +"Yes, Master Pennewip," she replied modestly; for she was afraid of +that excessive dignity in Pennewip's manner and voice. + +"And I just want to ask you, Juffrouw Pieterse, whether, during all +this time that your children were in my school, you ever heard any +complaints--reasonable complaints--of the manner in which I, with +my wife, instructed your children in reading, writing, arithmetic, +national history, psalmody, sewing, knitting, drawing and religion? I +put the question to you, Juffrouw Pieterse, and wait for a reply." + +An awful silence followed this speech. The Juffrouw below had every +reason to be satisfied. + +"But, Master Pennewip----" + +"I don't want any 'but', Juffrouw Pieterse. I ask you, whether you +have had any complaints. I mean, of course, well grounded complaints +about my instruction in reading, writing, arithmetic----" + +"Well, no, Master Pennewip, I have no complaints; but----" + +"So-oo? No complaints? Well, then I will explain to you--where is +your son Walter?" + +"Walter? Dear me! Hasn't he come home, Trudie? He went to take a +walk with the Halleman boys. They are such respectable children, +Master Pennewip, and they live----" + +"So! With the Hallemans--who go to the French school! Aha, and +that's it? So--from the Hallemans! And he learns such things from the +Hallemans--the Hallemans III, 7, a2, perhaps 'a'--yes, who knows but +that it might be II. It's no wonder--immorality, viciousness--at the +French school! And now, Juffrouw Pieterse, I want to tell you that +your son----" + +"What did you say?" + +Master Pennewip looked about him as if he were drinking in the +breathless silence that had fallen over his hearers. + +Juffrouw Laps hastened to repay with compound interest that triumphant +look of the hostess, while that lady, thoroughly miserable, was making +frequent use of the camphor bottle. She was not so much mortified that +Juffrouw Laps should hear something else unfavorable about Walter, +who had caused them so much trouble, as angry that she should be +the witness of an accusation that would give her a new weapon in the +zoˆlogical fray. + +"Didn't I tell you so? Nothing good will ever come to this Walter. A +boy that begins with the Bible will end with something else. Yes, +Master Pennewip, I'm not surprised--I shouldn't be surprised at +anything he did. I've seen it coming for a long time. But what +shouldn't one expect from a family----" + +As quick as a flash Juffrouw Pieterse saw here her opportunity to +recover her lost advantage. Stoffel had said it was in the book; +but a teacher must know whatever is in a book. Therefore---- + +"Master Pennewip," she cried, "Is it true that Juffrouw Laps is a +sucking animal?" + +I am convinced that Pennewip brought this question under a special +category for "peculiar overflowings of the heart," seeing that it +followed upon his unfinished accusation against Walter. He looked +over his glasses and slowly described with his eye a circle, peopled +with women holding their breath, heads and necks stretched out and +mouths wide open. The attitude of Juffrouw Laps was threatening above +everything else, and said quite distinctly: Answer or die! Am I a +sucking animal? + +"With whom have I the honor to speak?" he asked, probably not +considering that this question made the matter still more mysterious, +giving the impression that Laps's animal quality depended upon her +name, age, place of residence, family relations, etc. + +"I am Juffrouw Laps," she said, "and live down stairs in the front +part of the house." + +"Ah--so! Yes, indeed you belong to the class of sucking animals." + +A ten-fold sigh was heaved; and Juffrouw Pieterse was again +triumphant. In politics and the citizen populace complete equilibrium +is impossible. The parties or powers are in continual motion, first +one in the ascendency, then the other. + +Juffrouw Laps, who had not been able to accomplish anything with pride, +now attempted good humor. + +"But Master Pennewip," she said sweetly, "how can you say such a +thing? My father was in the grain business and----" + +"Juffrouw Laps, answer me one question." + +"Yes, Master Pennewip, but----" + +"Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, where do you live?" + +"Where I live? Why, in my room, down stairs--two windows--front +entrance----" + +"You miss the significance of my question entirely, Juffrouw Laps. The +meaning would be similar if I were to ask you if you belonged to that +class of organisms that live in oyster-shells." + +"Yes, yes, Juffrouw Laps," cried the triumphant hostess, "that's the +point--the main point!" + +And Stoffel added that it was really and truly the main point. + +Juffrouw Laps saw that she was hopelessly lost, for she had to admit to +herself that she didn't usually reside in an oyster-shell. She looked +at the teacher with astonishment; but he paid no attention at all to +the effect of his questions. Assuming a sort of legal manner--which +was closely imitated by his wig, he continued: + +"Can you live in water? Have you gills?" + +"In water? But--Master Pennewip----" + +Wig to the left, which meant: No, but! + +"Or half in water, half on land?" + +"Master Pennewip, how should I----" + +Wig to the right: No subterfuges. + +"Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, have you cold blood? Do you bring living +young into the world?" + +"It is a sin, Master Pennewip!" + +The wig now looked like a battering-ram, anticipating the nature of +the next question. + +"Can you lay eggs, Juffrouw Laps? I only ask you the question. Can +you lay eggs? Eh?" + +She said she couldn't. + +"Then you are a sucking animal, Juffrouw Laps!" + +The wig was in the middle again resting quietly. It had vanquished +Juffrouw Laps. + +I wonder what the reader's idea is of the effect produced on the +company by this terrible sentence, against which there could be no +appeal. There was something pitiless in Pennewip's manner, and in +his contracted eyebrows there was no intimation of mercy. + + + + +CHAPTER X + + +The attentive reader who knows human nature will naturally wish to +know why I closed the last chapter so tamely, and why that zoˆlogical +problem which, only a short time before had caused such a violent +explosion, was now allowed to rest in peace. + +There are three reasons for this. + +Firstly, the women had been so wrought up that they were now exhausted. + +Secondly, Juffrouw Laps, the shrewd leader of the fight, looked over +the battlefield and, without thinking of the famous battle between +the Horatii and the Curiatii, saw with innate tactical talent the +correctness of "divide and conquer." With the forces Stotter, Mabbel, +Krummel and Zipperman against the house of Pieterse--that was all +right. But now that the house was supported by Pennewip's powerful +hand, it was prudent to withdraw from the battle. For who could +guarantee her that she might depend upon her allies? What assurance +had she that the midwife, or even Juffrouw Zipperman would not go over +to the enemy?--if only out of deference to the versatile wig! No, no, +no! She wouldn't risk her rhetorical artillery in such a doubtful +engagement! She was content to say to herself, "I will get even +with you later." Imagining her, with all her relations to society, +multiplied by twenty or thirty millions, we would have read the next +day in this or that official Laps organ something like this: + +"Our relations with the Pietersian empire are most cordial. The +recent friendly meeting between the two sovereigns was merely that +they might have the mutual pleasure of seeing one another, and had +no political significance whatever. It will be seen how unfounded +were those rumors of 'strained relations,' which were said to have +been brought about by a discussion of certain characteristics of our +popular princess. The reader will recall that we never gave credence +to those rumors, and reported them with great reserve." + +Thirdly. The third and chief cause of the armistice +was--curiosity. Under the present changed circumstances whoever +betrayed any anger would have to leave; and whoever left would not +find out why Master Pennewip had come, or what new crime Walter had +committed. Again we see the truth of the proposition, that everything +has its good side. + +"But, Master Pennewip," asked Juffrouw Pieterse--she threw the +subdued sucking animal a look that was like a triumphant telegram, +and read: Where are you now?--"but Master Pennewip, what has Walter +been doing now?" + +"Yes, what has he been up to this time," added Juffrouw Laps, delighted +that the conversation had taken this turn, and that she was now to +hear about Walter's latest sin. + +For the sinner is a thing in which pious persons find much +edification. As we have already seen, Juffrouw Laps was fond of +edification. + +Pennewip was just on the point of beginning his indictment when the +door-bell rang. It rang again: "It's for us"--and in a moment our +truant walked into the room. + +He was paler than usual, and with good reason; for strange things +had happened to him since Fancy had lifted him up and borne him away. + +"Juffrouw Pieterse," began Pennewip, "my school is famous, even as +far away as Kattenburg. Do you hear me?" + +"Yes, Master Pennewip." + +"I repeat it: Famous! And, too, chiefly on account of the fine moral +there--I mean, of course, in my school. Religion and morality occupy +the first place in my school. I could show you verses on the Deity--but +I pass over that. It is sufficient for you to know that my school is +famous as far as--but what am I talking about--I've even had a boy +from Wittenburg; and I was once consulted about the education of a +boy whose father lived at Muiderberg." + +"Oh, Master Pennewip!" + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I still have the letter and could show it to you. The +man was a gravedigger--the boy painted inappropriate figures on +the coffins. And just for this reason I feel it my duty to tell you +that I don't intend to see my school lose its good name through that +good-for-nothing boy of yours there!" + +Poor Walter had fallen from the clouds. That sounded quite different +from a papal appointment--which he really no longer cared for, as he +had just received another appointment that pleased him better. + +His mother wanted to pass immediately to what she called her "divine +worship" and give him a sound thrashing, in order to satisfy the +teacher that religion and morality took the first place in her +house, too. + +But the teacher found it preferable to tell the party what the +trouble was, and incidentally to strengthen the feeling of guilt in +the patient. + +"Your son belongs to the class of robbers, murderers, ravishers of +women, incendiaries----" + +That was all. + +"Holy grace! Heavenly righteousness! Compassionate Christian souls! Ah, +divine and human virtue, is it possible! What must we endure!" + +I cannot always be exact; but, in general, such was the flood of +exclamations that all but swept away that ten-year-old robber, +murderer, ravisher of women and incendiary. + +"I am going to read you something from his hand," said the teacher, +"and then if anybody still doubts the boy's viciousness----" + +All tacitly promised to have no doubts. + +The work that the teacher read was indeed of such a nature as to leave +small room for doubts; and I, who have chosen Walter for my hero, +anticipate difficulty in convincing the reader that he was not so +bad as he seemed--after his + + + "Robber Song." + + "On the steed, + Off I speed, + With helmet on head + And a sword in my hand and the enemy dead; + Quick, away!" + + +"Christian souls," cried the whole party, "is he mad?" + + + "Rather late, + Near the gate + A push and a blow, + Vanquished dragoon, Margrave laid low----" + + +"Heaven save us, what has he against the Margrave," wailed the mother. + + + "For the spoil!" + + +"Don't you see, it's for booty," said Juffrouw Laps. "I told you so: +He began with the Bible, he'll end with----" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes----" + + +"Did you ever hear the like--he has scarcely shed his milk teeth!" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes-- + She was bought with steel----" + + +"With ste-e-l!" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes-- + She was bought with steel; + I bore her away to the cave just to feel + How it seemed." + + +"Heavenly grace, what is he going to do in the cave?" + + + "In my arm, + Free from harm + Lay the maid as we sped; + Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears----" + + +"Oh, blessed peace, and the poor thing crying!" + + + "Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears she shed-- + O, delight!" + + +"And he calls that delight! I'm getting right cold." + + + "Then again, + O'er the plain----" + + +"Holy Father, there he goes again!" + + + "Then again, + O'er the plain. + Right and left, nothing spurned, + Here a villa destroyed or a cloister burned + For fun." + + +"The Devil is in that boy. For fun!" + + + "Farther yet, + I forget-- + But the deeds they were dire, + And the road was marked with blood and fire + And revenge!" + + +"Mercy on us! What had they done to him!" + + + "Revenge's sweet, + And is meet + For the King of the World----" + + +"Is he crazy? I'll make him a king!" + + + "Revenge's sweet + And is meet + For the King of the World, + Who alone is supreme, with a banner unfurled + Forever!" + + +"What sort of a thing is he talking about?" + + + "All! Hurrah! + But, I say----" + + +Everybody shuddered. + + + "All! Hurrah! + But, I say + No pardon shall be lavished, + The men shall be hanged and the women----" + + +"Trudie, Trudie, the camphor bottle! You see--I----" + + + "The men shall be hanged and the women ravished----" + + +"The camphor bottle! Trudie, Trudie!" + + + "For pleasure!" + + +"For pleasure," repeated the teacher in a grave-yard voice, "for +pleasure!" + +"He--does--it--for--pleasure!" + +The company was stupefied. Even Stoffel's pipe had gone out. + +But Walter's was not a nature to be easily disturbed. After his mother +had beaten him till she came to her senses again, he went to bed +in the little back room, far from dissatisfied with the day's work, +and was soon dreaming of Fancy. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + + +On the next day things had largely resumed their wonted course. That +someone may not charge me with carelessness, or indifference towards +the persons with whom we spent a pleasant evening, I will remark +in passing that Juffrouw Mabbel was again busy with her baking and +"clairvoyange," and that Mrs. Stotter had resumed her activities with +the stork. Those unfortunate creatures who were committed to her care +she condemned to lie motionless for two or three months--perhaps to +give the newly born an idea of their new career, and, at the same time, +to punish them for the shameful uproar they had caused by their birth. + +As for Master Pennewip, he was busy, as usual, educating future +grandparents of the past. His wig had not yet recovered from the +excitement of the night before and was longing for Sunday. + +Klaasje van der Gracht had been awarded the prize with an impressive, +"Keep on that way, my boy"; and he kept on. I still see poems in +the papers whose clearness, conciseness and sublimity betray his +master hand. I have heard that he died of smallpox--he had not been +vaccinated; it will be remembered--but I consider it my duty to +protect him from any such slander. A genius does not die; otherwise +it wouldn't be worth while to be born a genius. Still, if Klaas had +died like other people, his spirit would have lived in those coming +after him. And that is a beautiful immortality. + +The family de Wilde, too, has not died out, and will not die. I am +certain of it. + +Juffrouw Krummel asked her husband if she was really a "sucking +animal." Being from the bourse, and having much worldly wisdom, he +replied after reflection that of such things he didn't believe more +than half he heard. "In this case the last half," he added--but softly. + +Juffrouw Zipperman had caught a cold; but was still able to boast +about her son-in-law. She was a "respectable woman." Only she couldn't +endure for Juffrouw Laps to talk so much about "virtue," and the +"respectability" of her father, who was "in the grain business." Old +Man Laps, she said, was not in, but under the grain business. He had +carried sacks of grain, but that was quite different from selling +grain. For the man who sells is much bigger than the man who +carries. Juffrouw, therefore, had been making misleading statements. + +Trudie and her sisters had decked themselves out as well as possible +and were sitting at the window. When young people passed by they +looked as if they had never in their lives straightened out anybody. + +The Juffrouw in the rear below told the grocer that she was going +to move out; for it was just scandalous, simply scandalous the way +the Pieterses carried on in their back room; that she couldn't leave +anything uncovered. + +Juffrouw Pieterse was busy with her household, and looked like +a working woman. From time to time she had "divine service" with +the children, who, if they could have had their choice, would have +preferred to have been born among the Alfures, Dajaks, or some other +benighted people whose religion is less strenuous. + +I am glad to be able to say that Juffrouw Laps had passed a good +night. I should like to tell more about her, but I don't care to +exhaust myself. + +Stoffel had returned to school, and was trying to inspire the boys with +contempt for riches. He was using on them a poem that had probably +been written in a garret by some poor devil or other whose wealth +gave him little cause for complaint. The boys were inattentive, +and seemed not to grasp the peculiar pleasure in having no money to +buy marbles. Stoffel attributed their hard-heartedness to Walter's +crazy ideas: They had heard of his attack on the Margrave and of that +remarkable visit to the cave. + +And Walter? + +He still lived in expectation of the punishment he deserved so +richly. For his mother had given him to understand repeatedly that +the little "straightening out" of the evening before was merely for +practice, and that the reward of his sin would be delayed till she +could speak with the preacher about it. + +In the meanwhile Walter didn't know what to do. He couldn't return +to school: Pennewip had closed for him that fountain of knowledge. + +Nor was he allowed to go out for a walk. "Who knows what he will do +if I let him out of my sight?" said his mother, who was presumably +afraid that he might make a fresh attack on the cloisters. As a matter +of fact, she denied him this privilege merely because Walter asked it. + +She expressed the opinion that it was best not to let bad children +have their own way. + +If Walter had been right wise, he would have pretended to be thoroughly +in love with that dark back room; then, for his moral improvement, +he would have been chased down the steps, and away to his sawmills. + +But Walter was not smart. + +He was forbidden to go into the front room because the young ladies +did not care to see him. + +That back room was more than dark: It was narrow, and dirty, +and reeked with all the fumes of "III, 7, c." But Walter was used +to all this and much more. He had always been a martyr--bandages, +poultices, bandy legs, biblical history, rickets, poems on goodness, +evening prayers, the judgment day, hobgoblins for wicked children, +closed eyes before and after the slice of bread, sleeping with crooked +knees, committing sins, fear for the torn breeches, "divine service" +with and without sensible accompaniment! + +That droll robber song, whose origin we know so well, shows how easily +his childish soul was moved by whatever seemed great to him. He was a +pure child, and he was a good boy. He wouldn't have hurt a fly. The +criminal character of his song was due to his desire to grasp what +is greater than everything else and to be the leader in that world +created by his childish fancy. + +Robber--good! But a first-class robber, a robber of robbers, a robber +without mercy--for pleasure! + +As to the gross mistreatment of women mentioned in his song, he had +no idea what it meant. He used the word for the sake of rhyme, and +because from certain sentences in his book he had got the impression +that it must afford great pleasure. + +If, perchance, for those fourteen stivers Grandisson--weary +remembrance--had fallen into his hands, his Wednesday's poem would have +been quite different. No doubt he would have sought a reconciliation +with the butcher's Keesje, forgiving him completely all his liberties +with "Holland nobility" and even presenting him a few slate pencils. + +For that is the striking characteristic of spirits such as +Walter's. Whatever they are, they are that with all their might, +always going further in any direction than they would seem to be +warranted in doing by the mere external circumstances. + +From such characters we could hope much, if through some chance--i. e., +a natural cause, which we call chance, because we do not understand +it and are ashamed to admit our ignorance--if through some chance +they were not born among people who do not understand them, and, +therefore, mistreat them. + +It is one of our peculiarities that we like to mistreat anyone +whose soul is differently organized from ours. How does the watch +move? asks the child, and cannot rest until he has torn apart the +wheels he could not understand. There the watch lies in pieces, and +the little miscreant excuses himself with the remark that he just +wanted to see how it was made. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + + +Walter sat with his elbows on the table, his chin resting in his +hands. He seemed to be deeply interested in Leentje's sewing, but +we shall see in a moment that his thoughts were elsewhere, and, too, +far away from III. 7, c. + +They had forbidden her to speak to the shameless rascal, and only +occasionally, when Juffrouw Pieterse left the room, did she have an +opportunity to whisper to him a few words of comfort. To be sure, +she noticed that Walter was not so sad as we should expect one to be +who was caught in between the thrashing of yesterday and the priest of +to-morrow. This gentleman was to come to-morrow to settle the matter. + +"But, Walter, how could you speak of burning cloisters!" + +"Ah, I meant--sh!" + +"And the Count--what had he done?" + +"It was a Margrave--sh!" + +"What sort of a count is that? I'll bet he was one out of another +house." + +"Yes, it was Amalia's father--but that isn't it. I have something to +tell you, Leentje--sh!" + +"Amalia--who is Amalia?" + +"That was my bride, but--Leentje, I wanted to tell you something--sh!" + +"Your bride! Are you mad, Walter? Your bride?" + +"Yes, she was; but now no more. I was going to help her--but a duck +came--but that isn't it, Leentje. Now I see it all--sh. I swam by--sh!" + +"Who, what? Swam by?" + +"By Amalia. She sat on the rushes--now I understand it all--I am--sh!" + +"I don't understand a word, Walter. But the women--why did you +want to----" + +Poor innocent Leentje. + +"The women were in the book--but listen, I am--sh!" + +"And the cloisters?" + +"That has nothing to do with it--I know everything now. Listen Leentje, +I am--sh!" + +"For Heaven sake, Walter, what's the matter with you? You look as if +you were mad." + +Walter had a vision. He stretched himself up, cast a proud glance +at the beams in the ceiling, placed his right hand over his heart, +extended his left, as if he were draping a Spanish mantle about +him--remember that he had never been in a theatre--and said: + +"Leentje, I am a prince." + +At that moment his mother came in, boxed his ears and sent him out +of the room. + + + +Walter's principality was in the moon--no, much farther away. + +In the following the reader shall learn how he had attained to this +new dignity. + +Long before the beginning of this story--yes, a long time before +this--there was a queen of spirits, just like in "Hans Heiling." Her +name was A----o. + +She did not live in a cave, but held her court far up in the clouds; +and this was airier and more suitable for a queen. + +She wore a necklace of stars, and a sun was set in her signet-ring. + +Whenever she went forth, the clouds flew about like dust, and with +a motion of her hand she drove away the firmaments. + +Her children played with planets as with marbles, and she complained +that it was so difficult for her to find them again when they had +rolled away under the furniture. + +The little son of the queen, Prince Upsilon, was peevish over this +and was continually calling for more playthings. + +The queen then gave him a sack of siriuses; but in a short time these, +too, were all lost. It was Upsilon's own fault: He ought to have paid +more attention to his playthings. + +They tried to satisfy him as best they could, but no matter what they +gave him, he always wanted something else, something larger. This +was a defect in the character of the little prince. + +The mother, who, as queen of the spirits, was a very intelligent woman, +thought it would be a good idea for the little prince to accustom +himself to privations. + +She issued an order, therefore, that for a certain time Upsilon was +to have no playthings. + +The order was carried out. Everything was taken away from him, +even the comet that he and his little sister Omicron happened to be +playing with. + +Prince Upsilon was somewhat stubborn. He so far forgot himself one +day as to speak disrespectfully to his mother. + +Even Princess Omicron was contaminated by his example--nothing is +worse than a bad example--and violently threw her pallet against the +universe. That was not becoming in a girl. + +Now, in the kingdom of spirits, there was a law to the effect, that +anyone showing disrespect toward the queen, or throwing anything +against the universe, should be deprived of all titles and dignities +for a certain length of time. + +Prince Upsilon became a grain of sand. + +After he had behaved himself well in this capacity for a few centuries +he received the news that he had been promoted to be a moss plant. + +Then one morning he woke up and found himself a coral zoˆphyte. + +That occurred about the time that man began to cook his food. + +He was industrious, building up islands and continents on the earth. In +recognition of his zeal he was turned into a crab. + +In this capacity, too, there could be no complaint against him, +and he was soon transferred to the class of sea-serpents. + +He played some innocent pranks on sailors, but he never harmed +anyone. Soon he received four feet and the rank of a mastodon, with +the privilege of roaming over the land. + +With the self-control of a philosopher he entered upon his new life, +busying himself with geological investigations. + +A few centuries later--remember that in the kingdom of spirits all time +taken together is only as a short quarter of an hour--or to speak more +correctly, that all time is nothing. For time was made merely for man, +for his amusement, and given to him just as we give picture books to +children. For spirits, present, past and future are all the same. They +comprehend yesterday, to-day and to-morrow at a glance, just as one +reads a word without spelling it out. What was and is going to be, is. + +The Egyptians and Phoenicians knew that very well, but Christians +have forgotten it. + +Fancy knew that Walter could not read, so she related Upsilon's story +to him, just as I am doing for the reader. + +Some centuries later he had become an elephant; then a moment later, +i. e., about ten years before the opening of my story--I mean years +as we mortals reckon them--he was elevated to the class of man. + +I don't know what sins he may have committed as an elephant. + +Anyway, Fancy had said, that in order to return to his station as a +spirit-prince in a short time and escape any further degradation it +was necessary for him to be diligent and well behaved in his present +state, and not write any robber songs, or slip out things and sell +them--even if it was only a Bible. + +And, too, he must become reconciled to seeing Juffrouw Pieterse +without a train on her dress. Fancy said it couldn't be helped. + +This "Fancy" must have been some lady at his mother's court, who +visited him in his exile to comfort and encourage him, so that +he wouldn't think they were punishing him because they were angry +with him. + +She promised to visit him from time to time. "But," asked Walter, +"how is my little sister getting along?" + +"She's being punished, too. You know the law. She is patient with +it all and promises to improve. At first she was a fire-ball; but +she behaved so nicely that she was soon changed to a moon-beam; and +also in this state there was nothing against her. It seemed to be +a pleasure for her; and it was all her mother could do to keep from +shortening the punishment. She was soon turned into vapor, and stood +the test well; for she filled the universe. That was about the time +you began to eat grass. Soon she was a butterfly. But your mother +did not consider this suitable for a girl and had her changed into +a constellation. There she stands before us now." + +It often happens that we do not see a thing because it is too big. + +"Look," said Fancy. "There--to the right! No, further--there, +there--the north star! That is her left eye. You can't see her right, +because she is bending over towards Orion, the doll which she holds +in her lap and caresses." + +Walter saw it plainly enough and cried: "Omicron, Omicron!" + +"No, no, prince," said the lady of the court, "that will not do. Each +must undergo his punishment alone. It's already a great concession +that you two are imprisoned in the same universe. Recently, when your +little brothers flooded the milky way with sin, they were separated +completely." + +Walter was sad. How gladly would he have kissed his little +sister!--that group of stars nursing the doll. + +"Ah, Fancy, let me be with Omicron." + +Fancy said neither yes nor no. + +She looked as if she were reflecting on the possibility of +accomplishing the almost impossible. + +Walter, taking courage from her hesitation, repeated his request. + +"Ah, let me live with my little sister again, even if I have to eat +grass or build continents--I will eat and build with pleasure, if I +may only be with Omicron." + +Probably Fancy was afraid to promise something beyond her power; +and she was sorry not to be able to give her promise. + +"I will ask," she whispered, "and now----" + +Walter rubbed his eyes. There was the bridge and the ditch. He heard +the ducks cackling from the distance. He saw his mills again. Yes, yes, +there they were. But their name was no longer--what was their name? + +The mills were called "Morning Hour" and "Eagle," and they called +out just like other sawmills: "Karre, karre, kra, kra----" + +Thereupon Walter went home. We have already seen what awaited him +there. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + + +The preacher had come and gone. Sentence had been passed and the +penalty paid. But Walter was depressed and despondent. Leentje did +her best to put some animation into him, but in vain. Perhaps it was +because she no longer understood her ward. + +Those confidential communications of Walter's were beyond her +comprehension; and often she looked at him as if she doubted his +sanity. From her meagre weekly allowance she saved a few doits, +thinking to gladden Walter's heart with some ginger cakes, which he +had always enjoyed. It was no use: Walter's soul had outgrown ginger +cakes. This discovery caused Leentje bitter pain. + +"But, my dear child, be reasonable, and don't worry over such +foolishness. This Fancy, or whatever the creature's name is, has +mocked you; or you have dreamed it all." + +"No, no, no, Leentje. It's all true. I know everything she said, +and it's all true." + +"But, Walter, that story about your sister--you would have known that +long ago." + +"I did know it, but I had forgotten it. I knew everything that Fancy +told me. It had only slipped out of my mind. When she spoke, then it +all came back to me distinctly." + +"I will go to those mills some day," said Leentje. + +And she did it. After Walter's description she was able to find +the place where that important meeting had taken place. She saw +the timbers, the dirt, the ducks, the meadow--everything was there, +even the ashes,--everything except Fancy and her stories. + +Nor could Walter find Fancy now. In vain did he go out walking with +those respectable Halleman boys as often as he was in the way at +home. For hours he would stand on the bridge and listen to the rattling +of the sawmills; but they told him nothing, and Fancy would not return. + +"She has too much to do at my mother's court," Walter sighed, and +went home sad and disappointed. + +When he looked out the window and saw the beautiful stars twinkling +encouragement to him, he cheered up a little. His sadness was less +bitter, but it was still there. Pain passed into home-sickness, +a sweet longing for home, and with tears in his eyes, but no longer +despairing, he whispered "Omicron, Omicron!" + +Who heard that call, or understood his grief over his exile? Who +observed how that sigh for the "higher" and that fiery desire had +passed into a nobler state? + +After long deliberations and Walter's express promise to do better, +Master Pennewip had at last been prevailed upon to allow our young +robber to return to school. He now had the opportunity to perfect +himself in verse-writing, penmanship, verbs, "Holland Counts" and +other equally important things. + +The teacher said that the boy at Muiderberg had been still worse, +and he had known what to prescribe. Walter would do all right now, +he thought; but Juffrouw Pieterse must get another pastor, for the +present one belonged to the class of "drinkers." This she did. Walter +was to receive religious instruction from a real preacher. + +I don't remember the title of the book, but the first lines were: + + + "Q. From whom did you and everything in existence have its origin?" + + +Walter wanted to say, From my mother; but the book said: + + + "Ans. From God, who made everything out of nothing." + + "Q. How do you know that?" + + "Ans. From nature and revelation." + + +Walter didn't know what it meant, but like the good-natured, +obedient child that he was, he repeated faithfully what he had +memorized from the book. It was annoying for him to have his +Sundays spoiled by recitations in the Kings of Israel--days so well +suited for rambling. He was jealous of the Jews, who were always led +away--a misfortune that seemed delightful to him. But he worked away +patiently, and was not the worst of those apprentices in religion. At +the end of the year he received a book containing three hundred and +sixty-five scriptural texts, twenty-one prayers, as many graces, +the Lord's Prayer, the ten commandments and the articles of faith. It +also contained directions for using it--once a day through the year, +three times a day for a week, etc., etc.; or simply use as needed. On +a leaf pasted in the front of the book was written: + + + To Walter Pieterse + as a + Reward + for + Excellent recitations + in the + Noorderkerk + and as an + Encouragement + for him to continue to + Honor God + in the manner in which he has begun. + + +Under this were the names of the preacher and the officers of the +church, ornamented with flourishes that would have put Pennewip +to shame. + +The outward respectability of the Hallemans continued to increase. The +parents of these children had hired a garden on the "Overtoom." That +was so "far out," they said; and then they "couldn't stay in the +city forever." Besides, the expense was "not so much"; for there was +one gardener for everybody; and then, there were plenty of berries +growing there, and that was always very nice. There would be grass +enough for bleaching the linen--an important item, for just lately, +said the mother of the Hallemans, there had been iron-rust in Betty's +dress. For that reason it was the very thing to rent the garden; +and if people said anything about it, it would only be because they +were jealous. And, too, there was a barrel there for rainwater; and +Mrs. Karels had said it leaked, but it was not true; for everyone +must know what he's doing; but when you do anything, everybody +is talking about it. If one paid any attention to it, one would +never get anything done--and it would be such a recreation for the +children. Juffrouw Karels ought to attend to her own business--and +when Gustave's birthday came, he might invite some "young gentlemen." + +Gustave's birthday came. "Young gentlemen" were to be invited, +and--Walter was among that select number. + +It would lead me too far from the subject to enter upon an +investigation of the motives that prompted Gustave and Franz to invite +their former partner in the peppermint business. The list was made out +and approved by their mother; and as Juffrouw Pieterse felt flattered, +there was no objection from her side. Walter must promise, of course, +to behave properly and be "respectable," not to soil his clothes, not +to wrestle and tear his clothes, and many other things of a similar +nature. Juffrouw Pieterse added that it was a great favor on her part +to let him go, for such visits made a lot of work for her. + +Yes, Walter was to make a visit! Eat, drink and enjoy himself under +a strange roof. It was a great event in his life, and already he +was becoming less jealous of the Jews, who went away so often, and +finally never came back home at all. + +It was midday now--that glorious midday. With indescribable dignity, +for a boy, Walter stepped through the gate-way. "A little to right--to +the left, to the left again, then over a bridge, and then to the +right straight ahead. You can't miss it," Gustave had said. The name +of the garden was "City Rest," so all Walter had to do was to "ask," +and he would "find it." + +And so it was. + +Anyone making a call or visit for the first time always arrives too +early. So it was with Walter, who reached City Rest before any of the +other guests. But the boys received him cordially and presented him +to their mother, who said that Walter had a pretty face, if it were +only not so pale. + +The other playmates came then, and running and throwing began, in +the customary boyish style. This was interrupted with waffles and +lemonade, which they "must drink quite slowly," because they were +"wet with perspiration." + +When the proud mother of the Hallemans was speaking of berries and +the grossly slandered rainwater barrel, she might have mentioned +the advantages of the leafy bower, where Betty was now sitting with +a gentleman. + +"Who is that?" asked Walter of little Emma, who was playing with +the boys. + +"That? That's Betty's sweetheart." + +From that touching story of slender Cecilia we know that Walter already +had his first love affair behind him; but still Emma's statement was +to him something new. Up to that time he had thought that a sweetheart +was a girl to whom one gives slatepencils and bonbons. But she seemed +to be above such things. Walter saw immediately that he had not taken +the right course with Cecilia; and all at once a desire came over +him to know how a grown man treats a girl who is through school. + +"Her sweetheart?" + +"Oh yes--engagÈ!" + +That word was too modern for Walter. If the reader is sharp he can +calculate in what year that girl married the barber's apprentice. All +that is necessary is to determine when that stupid engagÈ came into +use in this sense in "III. 7, a." + +"What did you say?" asked Walter. + +"EngagÈ--they go together." + +"What is that?" + +"Oh, they're going to get married. Don't you know?" + +Walter was ashamed not to know such a simple thing; and, as is often +the case, he was ashamed of being ashamed. + +"Certainly, of course I know. I hadn't understood right +well. Emma--will you marry me?" + +For the moment Emma was unable to accommodate him, as she was engagÈ +with her mother; but as soon as she was free she would consider +the matter, and Walter would probably be favored. She looked at him +sweetly--and then the game called her to another part of the yard. + +Love is the instinct for unity--and the instinct for multiplicity. As +everywhere, nature is simple here in principle, but manifold in +application. The love of a thief means: Come, we will go steal +together. The servant of the Word unites with his loved one in prayer +and psalm, etc., every animal after his kind. + +Or is this instinct to share, to be together, to be united at the +same the instinct for the good? + +In Walter's case it was, even though he himself did not know it. Had +he not, in the name of Cecilia, liberated a bird that fluttered about +its narrow cage in distress? Of course Cecilia had laughed and asked +Walter if he was crazy. She did not know that there was any connection +between his sympathy for the poor little bird and the beating of his +heart when he scratched her name on the frozen window-pane in the +back room. Perhaps she would have understood if she had loved Walter; +but that was impossible, because he still wore his jacket stuffed in +his trousers. + +At all events, it was not possible for him to think of anything bad +when he called "Omicron." He had now forgotten Cecilia, and would +have been greatly surprised if she had appeared in answer to his +call. Little Emma would have come nearer meeting his requirements. + +Walter felt that he must know just how the young man was proceeding +with Betty in the bower. He soon found an excuse to separate himself +from his companions; and then he heard all sorts of things that did +not make him much wiser. + +"Yes, I said so too. In May----" + +"Certainly, on account of the top story----" + +"It's annoying! And what does your mother say?" + +"Hm--she says we must wait another year, that it isn't respectable +to get married in such a hurry--it's just as if----" + +"Four years----" + +"Yes, four years. Louw and Anna have been engaged for seven." + +Walter was proud that he knew exactly what it all meant. To rent +an upper story together, preferably in May!--that was the way he +understood it. + +"And do you get that press for the linen?" + +"No, mother wants to keep it. But if we will only wait a year she +will give us another one--a small one." + +"The big one would have been nicer." + +"I think so too, but she says young people don't need a big press. But +when my sister was married she got a big one." + +"Tell them you want a big one too." + +"It's no use." + +"Try it. I won't marry without that big one." + +"I will make them----" + +This is a fair sample of what Walter overheard. He was dissatisfied +and slipped away and hid himself, lost in thought. He didn't even know +himself what was the matter with him; but when Emma came and called +him he looked as if he had been thinking of anything else but presses +and vacant flats, for in a tone at once joyous and fearful he cried: + +"Could it be she--my little sister?" + +It was evening now, and the children were to continue their games +indoors. As the little party was tired, one of the grown-ups was +going to tell a story. + +Just what "grown-up" had been requisitioned to narrate the story of +Paradise and Peri, I don't know. Anyway the story hardly harmonized +with Betty's engagement and that love-obstructing clothes-press. But +just as Fortune is said to smile on everyone once in a lifetime, so, +in the midst of the flatness and insipidity of everyday life, it seems +that something always happens which gives that one who lays hold of it +opportunity to lift himself above the ordinary and commonplace. To the +drowning man a voice calls: "Stretch out thy arms, thou canst swim." + +"After Peri had begged long, but in vain, at the gates of paradise to +be admitted to the land of the blessed, she brought at last, as the +most beautiful thing in the world, the sigh of a repentant sinner; +and she found favor with the keeper of the gate on account of the +sacredness of the gift she had brought----" + +"Let's play forfeits now!" cried Gustave. + +"Forfeits! Forfeits!" everybody called out after him. + +And they played forfeits. Pawns were redeemed; and of course there +was some kissing done. Riddles were given that nobody could guess; +and who ever knew must not tell--a usual condition in this game. + +"Heavy, heavy hangs over your head; what shall the owner do to +possess it?" + +"Stand on one leg for five minutes." + +"Let him jump over a straw--or recite a poem!" + +"No, a fable--la cigale, or something like that." + +"Yes, yes!" + +It was Walter's pawn. + +"I don't know any fable," he said, embarrassed; "and I don't know +French either." + +"I will help you," cried Emma. "Le pere, du pere----" + +"That's no fable! Go ahead, Walter!" + +For some of the party it was a joy that Walter knew no Fable and no +French. If it were only known how often one can do a kindness by being +stupid, perhaps many, out of love for humanity, would affect stupidity. + +But Walter did not think of the pleasure of the others--which he +could not have understood. He wept, and was angry at Master Pennewip, +who had taught him no French and no fable. + +"Forward, Walter, forward!" insisted the holder of the pawn. + +"It needn't be French. Just tell a fable." + +"But I don't know what a fable is." + +"Oh, it's a story with animals." + +"Yes, or with trees! Le chÍne un jour dit au roseau--don't you see, +you can have one without animals." + +"Yes, yes, a fable is just a story--nothing else. You can have in it +anything you want to." + +"But it must rhyme!" + +Walter was thinking about reciting his robber song, but fortunately +he reconsidered the matter. That would have been scandalous in the +home of the Hallemans, who were so particularly respectable. + +"No," cried another, who was again wiser than all the rest, "it needn't +rhyme. The cow gives milk--Jack saw the plums hanging--Prince William +the First was a great thinker. Don't you see, Walter, it's as easy +as rolling off of a log. Go ahead and tell something, or else you +won't get your pawn." + +Walter began. + +"A little boy died once who was not allowed to go to heaven----" + +"Oho! That's the story of Peri. Tell something else." + +"I was going to change it," said Walter, embarrassed. "And so the +little boy couldn't enter the heavenly gates, because he didn't know +French, and because he had sometimes been bad, and because he hadn't +learned his lessons, and also because he--because he"----I believe +Walter had something on the end of his tongue about his mother's +box of savings, but he swallowed it, that he might not offend the +Hallemans by any allusion to the peppermint business--"because he +once laughed during prayers. For it is certain, boys, that if you +laugh during prayers you'll never get to heaven." + +"So--o-oo?" asked several, conscious of their guilt. + +"Yes, they can't go to heaven. Now the boy had had a sister, who died +one year before him. He had loved her a lot, and when he died he began +to hunt for his sister right away. 'Who is your sister?' he was asked." + +"Who asked him that?" + +"Be still! Don't interrupt him. Let Walter tell his story!" + +"I don't know who asked that. The boy said that his little sister +had on a blue dress and had dimples in her cheeks, and----" + +"Just like Emma!" + +"Yes, exactly like Emma. They told him that there was a little girl +in heaven that looked just like that. She had come the year before, +and had asked them to let her brother in, who would certainly inquire +after her. But the boy could not go in. I have already said why." + +"Had the little girl always learned her lessons?" + +"Of course! Don't you see she had? Let Walter go on with his story!" + +"It was sad that he could not get to see his sister any more. He felt +that it hadn't really been worth the trouble to die. 'Oh, just let +me in!' he begged the gentleman at the door----" + +"At the gate!" corrected several simultaneously, who, though untouched +by the sublimity of Walter's conception of death, were offended by the +commonplaceness of the word door. But such things happen frequently. + +"All right!" said Walter. He was ashamed that he had offended against +propriety. "The gentleman at the gate said, 'No!' and then the poor +boy returned to the earth." + +"That won't do," cried the philosophical contingency, "whoever is +dead remains dead." + +"Don't interrupt him. Of course it's only a story!" + +Walter continued: "He returned to the earth and learned French. Then +he appeared at the gate again and said, 'Oui, Monsieur!' but it did +no good; he was not admitted." + +"I should think not; he ought to have said: 'j'aime, tu aimes.'" + +"I don't know anything about that," Walter replied. + +"Then he went to the earth again and learned his lessons till he +could say them backwards. He did this for the keeper of the gate; +but all this did no good; he was not allowed to go in." + +"Of course not," cried one of the wise ones, "to get to heaven you +must be confirmed. Had he been confirmed?" + +"No. That's the reason it was so difficult. Then he tried something +else. He said that he was engaged to his sister." + +"Just like Betty," cried Emma. + +"Yes, like Betty--and that he loved her and wanted to marry her. But +it was all of no use; they wouldn't let him into heaven. + +"Finally he didn't dare go to the gate any more, for fear the keeper +would get angry at him." + +"And then? What happened?" + +"I don't know," Walter stuttered. "I don't know what he ought to do +to get to heaven." + +Walter knew the rest of the story very well, but he couldn't put it +into words. This was shown in a peculiar manner an hour later. + +On the way home the party was almost run over by a wagon just as +they were crossing a bridge. In the commotion Emma slipped under the +railing and fell into the stream. Somebody screamed, and Walter sprang +after her. + +If he had died at that moment the keeper of the gate would hardly +have turned him away because he didn't know French and had not been +confirmed. + +When he was brought home, wet and dirty, Juffrouw Pieterse said that +one ought not to tempt the Master, and that's what one did when one +jumped into the water without being able to swim. + +But I find that the man who can't swim is the very one to expect +something of the Master; for the man who can swim has some prospect +of helping himself. + +And Juffrouw Pieterse complained that there was "always something +the matter with that boy." There was something the matter with him. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + + +Juffrouw Pieterse must have inherited something, for all at once the +Pieterses moved to a more respectable neighborhood, and the daughters +no longer knew any of the girls that they used to sew with. Such things +do happen in cases of inheritance, when one moves to a more select +quarter. Besides, there were other signs. They exerted themselves in +trying to get Leentje to speak "better Dutch." Stoffel was zealous +in teaching her, but Juffrouw Pieterse spoiled everything by her +bad example. + +Walter was now wearing a new jacket, with a small collar, such as +cabmen wore later. For him a jacket to stuff in the trousers was a +thing of the past. It "looked so babyish," the young ladies said, +and was "out of the question now when the boy can write poetry." + +That Walter could write poetry was boasted of to everybody that +would listen. Under the circumstances they really had no right to +reap any fame from Walter's robber song; but this only showed what an +important rÙle vanity plays in the world. Of course he himself never +heard anything of this; it was mentioned only when he was not present. + +The image of Cecilia had disappeared from Walter's heart; and little +Emma was forgotten. Omicron must show her face in the stars from time +to time to remind the child of his love. And even when he looked at +the evening sky and his soul was stirred by an inexpressible longing +after the good, it was not so much that he was thinking of Omicron +as that he was moved by vague sweet memories. In the twelve years of +his life there was a mythical prehistoric period which was difficult +to separate from the historical period. + +He didn't know that he could write verses. He accepted it as a matter +of course that his robber song was very poor, and looked upon Klaasje +van der Gracht with awe. It was from Juffrouw Laps he learned that +he could write poetry; and it was an illumination for him. + +Juffrouw Laps had an uncle whose birthday was coming the next week. She +had paid the Pieterses a swell visit to ask if Walter wouldn't write +her a poem for the occasion. She would see that he got some bonbons. + +"But Juffrouw Pieterse, you must tell him that it must be religious +and that my uncle is a widower. He must bring that in. I should like +for it to be in the melody of the 103d psalm, for my uncle has that +psalm in his lyre." + +The reader will note that she did not mean the lyre of Apollo. What +she spoke of was a thing that turned, and made a screechy noise. + +Juffrouw Pieterse was going to speak with Walter about it when he came +from school, but first she had to consider the matter with Stoffel, +to decide whether it should be a request or a command, so that Walter +would have no reason to be "stuck-up." For that she could not endure +in a child. + +"Walter, did you know your lesson?" + +"No, mother; I had to learn thirteen mountains in Asia, and I knew +only nine." + +"Now, look here, that won't do. I'm paying tuition for nothing. Do you +think money grows on my back? I don't know what's to become of you." + +"I don't know, either." + +After all, though, Walter was flattered by the commission to write +a poem. Stoffel's and Juffrouw Pieterse's efforts to conceal their +real opinion of his poetical talents had been useless. It was a +pleasant surprise for the boy to learn that he was looked up to. He +had always heard that he was worse than worthless, and that he would +never amount to anything. It interested him now to hear the assurance +of his mother and Stoffel that the commission was only a punishment for +not knowing the mountains in Asia. In a great rush Stoffel taught him +the difference between "masculine" and "feminine" verses, explaining +that these must alternate, that all must be of the same length, and +that if at any time the boy was in doubt he would clear the matter up, +etc., etc. + +Walter was delighted. He went to the back room, got a slate pencil +and began to write. It could hardly be called a success. "A widower +of God"--"O God, a widower!" That was as far as he got. + +He gnawed on the pencil till he had pulverized it and worn out his +teeth, but it wouldn't go. He was continually being interrupted +by Stoffel's masculine and feminine verses. He had been too proud, +and now he was receiving his punishment. He began to believe that +his mother was right when she said nothing would ever come of him. + +Nor could Leentje help him. So he determined to make another attempt +to-morrow. Perhaps he could do better then. Leentje agreed with him. + +"All right," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "But don't disgrace us +all. Remember, I told Juffrouw Laps you could do it; and the man's +birthday comes Thursday week. So you haven't any too much time." + +Walter went to Ash Gate, found his bridge and began to weep bitterly. + +"See what's the matter with that boy," he heard a woman saying to a +girl fourteen or fifteen years old. "Perhaps he has lost something." + +"Have you lost anything?" + +Walter looked up, and was surprised; for he seemed to have seen that +face before. It reminded him of Fancy. + +"Now, everything will be all right There you are; and I have been +hunting for you." + +"For me?" + +"Yes, yes, but I just didn't know it. But I know it now. Tell me +right quick how to write the poem!" + +The girl, who was helping her mother place the linen on the grass for +bleaching, looked at Walter in astonishment. She hurried back to her +mother to say that she didn't know what was the matter with the boy, +but that there was certainly something wrong. "He looks as if he were +scared half to death," she decided. + +Then she ran and fetched water from the house near by and made Walter +drink. He saw that he had made a mistake; but there was something in +the manner of the girl that drew him to her irresistibly, even though +her name was only Femke. So the mother addressed her. And this name +reminded him of Fancy, which was something. + +Femke pointed to an inverted basket and told him to tell the cause of +his trouble; and Walter did it as well as he could, while the mother +was busy with the linen. + +"Maybe I can help you," the mother said. "I have a nephew who is +a widower." + +"Yes, Juffrouw--but the poem? And there must be something about God +in it." + +"Certainly. It's a long story. His wife was a niece of my +husband's--you see we are Catholics, and she acted according to +her religion--put a stone on those cloths, Femke, or they'll blow +away--yes, bleaching is a job. You have no idea what a bother +it is--yes, she acted according to her religion; and that was +right. People that don't do that are not much. But he--draw that +shirt back a little, Femke. The sleeve is hanging in the ditch--but +he didn't believe in it, and said it was all nonsense. But when she +died, and he saw all that was done for her--it was Father Jansen who +was there. Of course you know him--he always walks with a black cane, +but he never lets it touch the ground----" + +The women looked at Walter questioningly. The poor boy sat on the +basket, his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands. He had listened +with open mouth, wondering how he was going to apply it all to his +poem. Of Father Jansen and that cane which despised the ground he +had never heard. This he had to confess. + +"Yes, it was Father Jansen who was there, and when my husband's nephew +saw all that--don't spill any, Femke, or the mud will splatter so +bad--yes, when he saw that a human being doesn't die like an animal, +then he was more respectful, and after that he observed Easter like +other people. And last year when he broke his leg--he's a dyer, +you know--he drew thirteen stivers for nine weeks. And so I wanted +to tell you that there's a widower in our family. And now you must +get up, for I need the basket." + +Walter arose quickly, as if he feared he might seem to be trespassing; +and the woman went away, after having warned Femke to watch the linen +and call her if any bad boys should come along. + +"Are you better now?" Femke asked kindly. + +"Oh yes; but I don't see how I'm to use all that in my poem. You +must remember that it has to rhyme, and the verses must be of the +same length, and that they must be masculine and feminine; for my +brother said so, and he's a school-teacher." + +Femke reflected, then all at once she cried, "Do you know Latin?" As +if Latin would help Walter. + +"No," disconsolately. + +"Well, it really makes no difference. It's in Dutch, too. Just watch +the linen a minute." + +Walter promised, and Femke ran to the house. + +Then some boys came along throwing rocks. Walter, conscious of his +responsibility, called to them to desist--or words to that effect. This +only made them worse. They came closer, and, to worry Walter, began to +walk over the linen. For him it was as if they were mistreating Femke, +and he charged on the miscreants. But it was two against one, and a +weaker one at that; so he would have soon been defeated if his lady had +not returned quickly. She rescued him and drove off his assailants; and +when she saw that his lip was bleeding she gave him a kiss. The boy's +heart trembled; all at once his soul was lifted to an unfamiliar level; +and for the first time in weeks he felt again that princely nature +that had given Leentje such a fright. His eyes shone, and the boy, +who but a moment ago did not know how he was to write some rhymes, +was filled with the feelings and emotions that make poets of men. + +"O Fancy, Fancy, to die for thee--to die with such a kiss on the lips!" + +It hurt him to think that the boys were gone. If there had been ten +of them he would have had courage for the unequal fight. + +And Femke, who had never heard of poetical overflows, understood him +immediately, for she was a pure, innocent girl. She felt Walter's +chivalry, and knew that she was the lady to reward it. + +"You are a dear sweet boy," she said, taking his head between her +hands and kissing him again, and again--as if she had done something +of this kind before. But such was not the case. + +"And now you must read the verses in the little book. Maybe it will +help you to write for your aunt----" + +"She isn't my aunt," Walter said, "but of course I will look through +the book." + +He laid it on the railing of the bridge and began to read. Femke, +who was taller than he, had put one arm around his neck, while with +the other hand she was pointing out what he should read. + +"Don't you see?" she said, "the lines are the same length." + +"Yes, but they don't rhyme." And Walter read: + + + Mother most pure, + Mother undefiled, + Virgin most powerful, + Virgin most merciful, + Virgin most faithful, + Spiritual vessel, + Vessel of honor, + Vessel of singular devotion, + Mystical rose, + Tower of David, + Tower of Ivory, + Gate of Heaven---- + + +"But, Femke, how am I to use that for my poem? I don't understand +any of it." + +Femke didn't understand much of it either. She had been reading the +book every day for the past four or five years, and she had always been +satisfied with her comprehension of it. But now she saw that she was +as ignorant about it as Walter. She was ashamed and closed the book. + +"But don't you know what Faith is?" she asked, as if this defect +might account for the general ignorance of both. + +"Not that way," Walter replied. "I learned it another way." + +"But you believe in Jesus, don't you?" + +"Oh, yes. That's God's son. But I didn't learn anything about vessels +and towers. Do they belong to faith?" + +"Why, certainly! But you know the holy virgin, Maria!" + +"So? Maria? No, I don't." + +"And Purgatory?" + +"I don't know anything about it." + +"And confession?" + +"No." + +"What do you do then?" + +"How do you mean, Femke?" + +"I mean to be saved." + +"I don't know," Walter replied. "You mean, to get to heaven?" + +"Why, certainly. That's the point. And you can't do that without the +holy virgin and such a book. Shall I teach you the creed, Walter? Then +we'll be together in heaven." + +That pleased Walter, and Femke and Walter began: + +"God created the world----" + +"What did he do before that, Femke?" + +"I don't know. But the people were made wicked by a snake; then the +Pope pronounced a curse upon the snake, for the Pope lives in Rome, +you know. And then Jesus was crucified to make the people good +again. That was a long time ago." + +"Yes, I know," Walter said, "Jesus changed the number of the year. At +his birth he began at nought." + +Femke didn't know again. In this way each supplemented the knowledge +of the other; and Walter was proud that he knew something about the +creed, even if Femke did think it the wrong creed. + +"And so Jesus made the people good again, and if you will pray out +of such a book you will be saved. Do you understand, Walter?" + +"Not quite. What is an ivory tower?" + +"Why, that's only a name for the virgin. It's as if you were to call +the pastor father. Now you understand." + +Femke hunted for another illustration. + +"You have a mother; what do you call her?" + +"Why, I call her mother." + +"Correct. What do the other people call her?" + +"They call her Juffrouw Pieterse." + +"Just so. When we call the holy virgin 'ivory tower' it's just like +calling your mother Juffrouw Pieterse. Ivory gate means that to get +to heaven we must go through the holy virgin. That's the main thing." + +"But, Femke, what is a virgin?" + +Femke blushed. + +"That is anybody that has never had a child." + +"Me?" asked Walter in astonishment. + +"No, child, it must be a girl!" + +"Are you a virgin?" + +"Of course!" + +Femke spoke the unvarnished truth. + +"Of course--because I'm not married." + +"But Maria was married--and Jesus was her child." + +"Ah, that's where the holiness comes in," replied Femke. "And for that +reason she is called the ivory gate. Do you understand now, Walter?" + +Walter did not understand; but he asked permission to take the book +home with him, that he might study it. That, however, was not possible, +as Femke needed the book every day. Walter consoled himself easily, +for not for anything in the world would he have endangered Femke's +salvation. Femke asked him to come again. She would be glad to tell +him all she knew about the matter; and, if both should get tangled up, +she would ask Father Jansen about it. And then Walter would soon be +as wise as she was. + +Walter withdrew; i. e., after he had kissed Femke heartily. This +meeting with her, the mysterious book, salvation, the fight with the +boys--all these things would run through his mind whenever he tried +to think of the poem. It seemed to him that there was some connection +between them. + +When he got home he turned through Stoffel's books, hoping to find +something about holy vessels, ivory towers, and immaculate virgins. But +they were all school books, and gave information about everything +else but salvation. Walter was crushed, but he was still searching. + +"Master Pennewip had a father and mother; and certainly old Pennewip, +too, who slaughtered hogs; and the one before him, too--but who was the +first Pennewip? And who slaughtered the hogs before old Pennewip? And +before there were any hogs, what did butchers do? And----" + +I will know all of that some day, Walter thought. If he could have only +quieted himself so well about his poem! If that were only written, he +thought, then he would clear up the lost causes of everything. In the +meanwhile he dreamed of Femke, of her blue eyes, her friendliness, +her soft lips--and of her voice, when she said, "You are a dear, +sweet boy." + +Could it be that she is Omicron? he thought. + +And thus the child dreamed, dreamed; and, just as in the development +of humanity, in his life was working a three-fold impulse, towards +love, knowledge, and conflict. + +"But Walter, don't you read any books at home about the creed?" + +Thus Femke questioned her little friend the next day, as he sat on +her basket again. + +"Yes, but they're not pretty." + +"Don't you know anything by heart?" + +Walter repeated a stanza of a reformed church hymn. This found no +favor with Femke; though she liked his reciting. + +"Don't you read anything else?" + +Walter reflected: he flew through Stoffel's library--works of the +Poetical Society, Geology by Ippel, On Orthography, Regulations +for the Fire-Watch, Story of Joseph by Hulshoff, Brave Henry, Jacob +Among His Children, Sermons by Hellendoorn, A Catechism by the same, +Hoorn's Song-book. + +He felt that all of this would not prove very imposing for +Femke. Finally: + +"I do know something, but it isn't about faith and the creed. It's +about Glorioso." + +Femke promised to listen, and he began to relate the story. At first +he spoke mechanically, using all the "and then's": but soon he put +himself into the soul of the hero and told the story better than he +had read it in the greasy book. At every deed of Glorioso he would +spring from the basket and act the part of that hero in a way that +made Femke's blood run cold. Still, how magnificent she found it! And +when at last he was through, a spark from his peculiar but sincere +enthusiasm had fallen into her heart, which like his beat with delight +over the beauty of what she had heard. Her cheeks glowed--really, +if a Treckschent had started to Italy at that moment I believe she +would have gone along, in order to take part in so much danger and +adventure--and love. The nicest thing about the story was that it +showed how firm such a robber is in the faith. + +"Don't you know another story?" + +"Yes," said Walter. "One more. It's in a little book--a calendar, +I believe." + +And he related the story of Telasco and Kusco and the beautiful +Aztalpa. + +Telasco and Kusco, sons of the King of the Sun-worshipers, were +twins; and so both were equally near the throne. They loved each other +devotedly; so which would give way for the other? Which of the two was +to become Inca? Funeral pyres were built, one for each, and prayers +were offered to the sun that one of the piles might be ignited. But the +sun did not light either. He ordered that Aztalpa, the sister, should +choose one. That one to whom she offered her hand should inherit the +throne and the empire. But the princess could not decide, for she +loved them both dearly and both equally. It was then decided that +both should go out hunting on a certain morning, and that the one who +killed the first doe should become king. Telasco had red arrows, Kusco +blue. The morning came. The brothers were lying in a thicket as the +deer approached. Both fired, and both missed. Then they swore mutually +not to miss intentionally the next time. They kept the oath, and two +deer fell; but Telasco had shot one of Kusco's arrows, and Kusco one +of Telasco's. Telasco then proposed that Aztalpa should be killed, +to avoid any discord in the empire; and in the other world both would +enjoy the same place in her affections. All agreed to this; but when +the fatal day came, Aztalpa fell on her knees before Telasco and begged +that she might receive her death at the hand of Kusco. Telasco cried: +"Aztalpa, you have chosen!" All bowed down before Kusco; and when +they looked for Telasco he had disappeared. He was never seen again. + +Often Femke interrupted with questions, for there was much that was +strange and wonderful to her; but she was charmed with the story and +shared all of Walter's enthusiasm. + +"I tell you, though, Walter, if that girl had known what Telasco was +up to she wouldn't have done it. But the story is beautiful. I wonder +if such things really happen." + +"That was far from here, Femke, and a long time ago. That's just the +way it was in the book. But now I must go home, for I haven't a stiver +to pay the gate-keeper if I come in after eight. Oh, Femke--if I were +only through with that poetry business." + +"It will turn out all right. Just think of Telasco. He had a difficult +task, too." + +"No! I will think of the girl. Good-evening, Femke----" + +Walter received the hearty kiss that his story had earned him, and +dreaming of Aztalpa, who was guarding the linen, he passed through +the Ash Gate and turned towards home. The moon shone so brightly that +he was annoyed not to have been able to remain with Femke. How much +better, he thought, could he have told his story by moonlight! But +he didn't have the price--a stiver. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + + +The moon paused on the sky, as if she were weary of her lonely +lot. Was she grieved because ungrateful humanity had fallen asleep +and was ignoring her?--or because of the light borrowed from her +for thousands of years, and none returned? She poured forth her +sorrow in heart-breaking noiseless elegies till the night-wind was +moved to pity. Whish! he went through the trees; and the leaves +danced. Crash! he went over the roof; and the tiles flew away, and +chimneys bowed meekly; and over the walls and ditches the sawmills +danced with the logs they were to saw. There a girl sat sleeping. Could +it be Femke? The linen danced about her to the music of the wind, the +shirts making graceful bows and extending their sleeves. Nightcaps, +dickeys and drawers danced the minuet; stockings, skirts, collars, +handkerchiefs waltzed thicker and thicker around the sleeping girl. Her +curls began to flutter--a smile, a sigh, and she sprang to her feet. A +whirlwind caught her up and---- + +"O, heavens, Femke, Femke!" and Walter grasped at the apparition that +was being borne away towards the moon in a cloud of stockings, socks, +drawers, shirts and collars. + +"Mother! Walter's pinching me," cried Laurens, the printer's +apprentice; and Juffrouw Pieterse groaned, that those boys couldn't +even keep quiet at night. + +The "House of Pieterse" gathered at Walter's bed. There was the noble +mother of the family enveloped in a venerable jacket that fell in broad +folds over a black woolen skirt. There was Trudie, with her stupid blue +eyes; and Myntje and Pietje--but what am I talking about? In the new +home Trudie had become Gertrude, like a morganatic princess in Hessia; +and Myntje was now Mina, but preferred to be called Mine, as that +sounded more Frenchy. But her stupid face remained unchanged. Pietje +was now Pietro. Stoffel had said that was a very swell name. + +Stoffel, too, had now appeared on the scene, to the great astonishment +of his mother, who expected so much of him. This fine sense of +propriety had been developed in the new home. + +"What's the matter with you, boy?" cried everybody at once. + +"Oh, mother, Femke--Femke!" + +"The boy is foolish." That was the unanimous verdict of the family. + +And they were not altogether wrong. Walter was delirious. + +"They are carrying her away--around and around--Daughter of the Sun, +decide--here is Telasco--thou shalt die, Aztalpa--Femke, stay, +stay, I will watch the clothes--I will shoot the doe--a widower +of God--together through the ivory gate--there she is again--stay, +Omicron!" + +"Ought we to call in a preacher?" asked Juffrouw Pieterse +hesitatingly. She didn't know whether praying was needed or a +whipping--or both. + +And now, perhaps for the first time in his life, Stoffel expressed a +sensible thought: "Mother, we ought to have a doctor. Walter is sick." + +Walter had nervous fever. It was fortunate for him that a doctor was +called in, and still more fortunate that it was a man who understood +Walter's mental troubles. He exerted a most wholesome influence on +the boy; though this came later, as at first he could only treat +the disease. + +On Juffrouw Pieterse, too, he had a good influence. To her great +astonishment, he explained to her that children ought not to be +packed together in a bed as if they were superfluous pieces of +furniture being thrown aside; that air, light, play, enjoyment, +exercise are all necessary for the development of body and soul; +that whipping does no good, and that she had better dispense with her +"divine worship." He told her of other things she had never heard of; +and she listened willingly, for the doctor---- + +"Ah, dear Juffrouw Laps, you must manage to be here when he comes. He +writes the prescriptions with a gold pen; and his coachman wears a +brown bear-skin cape." + +That gold pen and the bear-skin cape! Ah, if everyone who preaches +truth could only dress up his coachman so swell! But alas, alas--I +know a great many people who love the truth, and they have no coachman +at all--not to mention the bear-skin. + +And gold pens often get into the wrong hands. + +"I just wanted Juffrouw Zipperman to come sometime when the doctor's +here. Run and tell her, Gertrude, that I said Walter was sick, +and say that we have lunch about twelve. He came about that time +yesterday. And Leentje, you go to the grocer's--we need salt--have +something to say about it--it's not just to be gossiping, you know--I +despise gossip--but I would like to know if the people have noticed +it. And you, Pietro, remember that you are to give me a clean cap +when he comes--for the doctor is such an elegant gentleman, and such +a doctor! And all that he said--I drank it all in. Mina, you mustn't +stare at him again like that; it's not proper. But I'm curious to +know if the people at the grocer's have seen him!" + +I shouldn't like to be severe on her; but it seems to me that Juffrouw +Pieterse was gradually beginning to take pleasure in Walter's illness. + +There is something swell in having such a carriage standing before +one's door. + +Juffrouw Laps had come: "But dear Juffrouw Pieterse, what am I to do +about my uncle? You are invited; and I have told him that there will +be a poem." + +"Very bad, Juffrouw Laps. You can see though that that poor worm +can't write the poem. What about Stoffel? Why not ask him to write it?" + +"It's all right with me. Just so it's a poem; otherwise I'm disgraced." + +Stoffel was requested to take Walter's place, but he raised objections +at once. + +"You don't know what that would mean, mother. I would lose the respect +of the boys. For anyone working with youth, respect is the main thing; +and such a poem----" + +"But the boys at school need not know it." + +"But the man would tell somebody and then--you don't understand it. At +the Diaconate school there was a fellow who wrote verses; and what +has become of him? He went to India, mother, and he still owes me for +half a bottle of ink. That's the way it goes, mother. For me to write +such a poem? No, no, mother--for a boy like Walter it's all right; +but when one is already a teacher!" + +"And Master Pennewip?" cried Juffrouw Laps. + +"The very man!" cried Stoffel, as if this supported his former +argument. "A happy thought! Master Pennewip will do it." + +"I've read a poem by him, Stoffel." + +"Yes, yes. And you've read a poem by him. That's because--but how +shall I explain that to you, Juffrouw Laps? You know that in teaching +there are all kinds of things. Take Geography, for example. I will just +mention one fact: Madrid is on the Manganares. Understand, mother?" + +"Yes, yes, Stoffel. That's just as if you were to say----" + +"Amsterdam on the Y. Exactly so. And then there are many, many more +things, Juffrouw Laps. You have no idea how much there is of it. A +grocer mixes sugar with something else. He must calculate exactly +what he must get for a pound in order not to lose money. Think of +it! And then you have partnership, and breakage, and the verbs--but +I must go before those rascals break everything." + +Stoffel returned to school earlier than usual, without having +diminished Juffrouw Laps's difficulties very much. That poor woman +could not comprehend how geography and Madrid and the grocer and +partnerships made it impossible for Stoffel to write verses. Juffrouw +Pieterse smoothed the matter over as well as she could and sent +Juffrouw Laps to Master Pennewip. + +That gentleman was alarmed when he saw the angry "sucking animal," +but he quieted down as soon as he heard the object of her visit. + +"To what class does your uncle belong, Juffrouw?" + +"Why, to the class--you mean the mussel-shells and eggs?" + +"No, no, Juffrouw, I mean on which rung of the ladder is he--how high +up. I repeat it, on what rung--it's a figure, Juffrouw--on what rung +of the social ladder?" + +"In the grain business? Is that what you mean?" + +"That is not sufficient, Juffrouw Laps. One may be in the grain +business as a pastry cook, a baker, a retailer, a wholesaler, or as a +broker; and all these vocations have their peculiar sub-divisions. Take +Joseph in Egypt, for example. This man of God, whom some place in +the class of patriarchs, while others claim--but let that be as it +may. It is certain that Joseph bought corn and was on the topmost +rung of the ladder, for we read in Genesis, chapter 41----" + +"Yes, indeed, he rode in Pharaoh's carriage, and he wore a white silk +coat. My uncle is an agent, and my father was the same." + +"So-o-oo? Agent! That's something Moses doesn't mention, and I +don't know in what class----" He spoke slowly, puzzling over his words. + +"Besides, my uncle is a widower." + +"Ah, there we have the difference! We read that Joseph wooed Asnath, +the daughter of Potiphar; but nowhere do we read that his spouse was +already dead when he went into the corn business. Therefore, Juffrouw +Laps, if it is your earnest desire to have a pious poem written on +your uncle, I advise you to go to my pupil, Klaasje van der Gracht." + +He explained to her where that prodigy might be found. + +Again I must beg pardon if my criticism of Pennewip is too severe; but +he gave me reasons enough to harbor ugly suspicions against him. I am +convinced that he would have written that poem for Juffrouw Laps if +her uncle had received a white silk coat from the king, or had ever +driven through The Hague in a royal carriage. But to sing an agent in +verse! He would leave that to the genius of "the flying tea-kettle" +in the Peperstraat. That was not nice of Pennewip. Was that uncle +to blame because his brothers never threw him into a well? or sold +him into Egypt? Or because he couldn't interpret dreams? Or because +cleverness is not rewarded to-day with rings, white coats, carriages +and high official position? + +Juffrouw Laps footed it over to the Peperstraat, where she made +the acquaintance of the elder van der Gracht. The old gentleman +felt flattered. + +He was most gracious, and assured the Juffrouw that the poem should +be written that very evening. Klaasje could bring it over the next +morning and repeat it to Juffrouw Laps, and if it were found worthy +as an expression of her feelings toward her uncle, then Klaasje was +to be invited to be present on that evening. The father assured her +that Klaasje would wear a white stand-up collar. + +"Just like Joseph," said the Juffrouw. "Everything is in the Bible." + +When she got home she read the forty-first chapter of Genesis, +trying to find the relation of Klaasje's apotheosis to Joseph's +exaltation. That night she dreamed she had a mantle in her hand. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + + +It was the afternoon of the day on which Juffrouw Laps sought out +Klaasje van der Gracht, and Walter was lying in bed, still weak but +no longer delirious. The doctor had ordered rest and quiet. The child +counted the flowers in the curtain, and, in his imagination tried +to arrange them in some other order. He allowed them to jump over +one another, or flow into one another. He saw in them faces, forms, +armies, clouds--and all were alive and moving. It was tiresome, but +he couldn't do anything else. If he turned his face toward the wall +it was still worse. The hieroglyphic scratches on the wall told him +all sorts of things that he didn't need to know and overwhelmed him +with unnecessary impressions. He closed his eyes; but still he found +no rest. It seemed to him as if he were being swept away to take part +in that entertainment that the night-wind gave the moon. Everything +was turning round and round, taking him along. He seized his head in +both hands, as if he would stop his imagination by main strength; but +it was useless. The curtains, the cords, the wall, the flowers, the +dance, the whirlwind that tore Femke away--his efforts to hold her---- + +The boy burst into tears. He knew that it was all imagination; he +knew that he was sick; he knew that chimneys don't dance, and that +girls are not blown to the moon; and yet---- + +Weeping he called Femke's name softly, not loud enough to be heard +by the others, but loud enough to relieve his own depression. + +"What's that?" he cried suddenly. "Does she answer? Is that +imagination, too?" + +Actually, Walter heard his name called, and it was Femke's voice! + +"I must know whether I'm dreaming, or not," he said, and straightened +himself up in bed. "That is a red flower, that is a black one, I am +Walter, Laurens is a printer's apprentice--everything is all right; +and I'm not dreaming." + +He leaned out of bed and listened again, his mouth and eyes as wide +open as he could get them, as if the senses of taste and sight were +going to reinforce that of hearing. + +"O, God! Femke's voice! Yes, yes, it is Femke!" He jumped out of bed, +ran out the door, and half ran, half fell down the steps. + +To return to Femke for a little while. She had expected Walter at +the bridge the next day after the story of the sun-worshipers. At +first she thought that Walter was waiting till he could borrow from +Stoffel the book with the picture showing Aztalpa embracing the two +brothers. She wanted to see Walter with the picture; now she would have +been satisfied with him without the picture. It couldn't be the boy's +person, she thought--such a child!--but he did recite so well. Perhaps +in the heart of the girl Walter and his recitals had already coalesced. + +"Put the clothes in the sun," cried her mother; and Femke translated +that: Sun--Peru--Aztalpa--Kusco--Walter. + +"Run those fighters away; they'll throw dirt on the clothes." + +Femke dreamed: Courageously fighting against the enemies of the +country--the noblest tribe of the Incas--Telasco--Walter. + +Everything seemed to be calling for Walter; but he did not come. + +The first day she was sad; the second, impatient; the third, restless. + +"Mother, I'm going to see what's become of the little boy who was +going to write a poem." + +"Do, my child!" said the mother. "Do you think you will find him?" + +Femke nodded; but her nod was not convincing. She did not know where +Walter lived and was afraid to say so. It took courage to start out to +trace the child when she didn't know where he lived; and this courage +she wished to conceal. And why? Just timidity incident to the tender +feelings. Sometimes we conceal the good and boast of the bad. + +The girl dressed herself as prettily as she could and put all her +money in her pocket. It was only a few stivers. She hurried through +Ash Gate and inquired where the shop was that lent books. Thus she +came directly to the Hartenstraat. She simply retraced the steps of +our hero, when he made that first sally with Glorioso. + +Less timid than Walter--Femke was older, and had had more experience +with men--she asked the gruff fellow in a business-like way for +"the book about the countess with the long train or her dress." + +"What? What's the title?" + +"I don't know," Femke said. "It's about a robber--and the Pope's +mentioned in it, too. I am hunting for the boy who read the book. I +wanted to ask where he lives--I will pay you for your trouble." + +"Do you think I'm a fool? Am I here to hunt for boys?" + +"But, M'neer, I will pay you," the girl said, and laid the money on +the counter. + +"Oh, get on! What do I know about your boy?" + +Femke got angry now. + +"I haven't done anything, and you can't run me off like that. No, +you can't. If you don't want to tell me, you needn't to. You are an +unaccommodating fellow!" + +She was going to leave, when it occurred to her to ask, "And won't +you lend me a book, either?" + +"Yes, you can get a book. What do you want?" + +"That book about the robber and Amalia," said Femke. She felt now that +she was a "customer," and oh, how proud she had become all at once! + +"I don't know anything about such a book. Do you mean Rinaldo +Rinaldini?" + +"No. Is there more than one robber book? Just call over the names of +them for me." + +This was said with an air of importance that was not without its effect +on the shopman. He pulled down the catalogue, and soon he came to +"Glorioso." + +"That's it, that's it!" cried Femke, delighted. + +"But you must deposit a forfeit," the man said, as he mounted the +ladder to get that precious book. + +"No, no, I don't want the book at all. I only want to know where the +boy lives who read it. I will pay you gladly," and she pointed to +her money. + +"That isn't necessary," he said. "I don't mind accommodating you when +you ask me politely." + +He looked in the register and found the name Femke had mentioned, with +the address. He showed it to her, and was even going to explain to her +the best way to get there; but Femke was already out the door. The +fellow had difficulty in overtaking her to return the money she had +forgotten on the counter. + +When she reached the address given, Femke learned that the Pieterses +had moved to a "sweller neighborhood." It was quite a distance away; +but Femke was not deterred by that. + +Once at the Pieterses', she was received by the young ladies with a +rough, "What do you want?" + +"Oh, Juffrouw, I wanted to ask about Walter." + +"Who are you?" + +"I am Femke, Juffrouw, and my mother is a wash-woman. I would like +to know if Walter is all right." + +"What have you got to do with Walter?" asked Juffrouw Pieterse, +who had heard the commotion and came down. + +"Ah, Juffrouw, don't be angry--I wanted to know; and my mother knows +that I've come to ask. Walter told me about Telasco, and the girl +that was to die--oh, Juffrouw, tell me if he's sick! I cannot sleep +till I know." + +"That's none of your business. Go, I tell you! I don't want strange +people standing around the door." + +"For mercy's sake, Juffrouw!" cried the girl, wringing her hands. + +"The girl's crazy. Put her out, Trudie, and slam the door!" + +Trudie began to execute the order. Myntje and Pietje got ready to +help her; but the child clung to the balustrade and held her ground. + +"Throw her out! The impudent thing!" + +"Oh, Juffrouw, I'm not impudent. I will go. Just tell me whether +Walter is sick. Tell me, and I will go right now. Just tell me if +he's sick--if, if he's going--to die." + +The poor child began to weep. Anybody else but those Pieterse women +would have been touched at the sight. They were too far up the ladder. + +Plainer people, or nobler people would have understood Femke. Feeling, +sympathy, is like the money in a gambling-place. It doesn't come +to everybody. There wenches and countesses sit side by side; merely +respectable people, who sell shoes made in Paris, are not there. + +"I won't go!" cried Femke. "Oh, God! I won't go! I will know whether +that child is sick!" + +A door was heard opening above; and Walter came in sight. He tumbled +down the steps and fell unconscious at Femke's feet. + +"That boy!" groaned the old lady, while the girls stood as if +transfixed. Femke picked Walter up and carried him upstairs. His +bed was pointed out to her, and she placed him in it. No one had the +courage to run her away when she took a chair by the bedside. If at +this moment the rights of the Pieterses and Femke had been voted upon, +all the votes would have gone to Femke. + +She wept, and stammered "Don't be angry, Juffrouw; but I couldn't +sleep for thinking of him." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + + +The evening of the birthday party came. All of the Pieterses went, +leaving Walter to be taken care of by Leentje. + +Juffrouw Laps was doing the honors. + +"A strange state of affairs," said the birthday uncle. "And what did +she want?" + +"Oh, goodness, M'neer, I don't know myself. I've told Gertrude a +hundred times that it's too much for me. Just imagine to yourself--such +a thing issuing commands in my house! I told Mina to pitch her out. And +Pietro said----" + +"You ought to have seen me get hold of her," croaked that brave young +woman, showing a blue place on her hand. From this it might have been +inferred that Femke had had hold of Pietro. + +"Just wait till she comes again," cried Gertrude, "and I will attend +to her!" + +"And what will I do for her?" said Mina significantly. + +Every one of them was ready for the fray. That is often the case. If +the vote had been taken now on moral worth, Femke would have been +defeated. + +"A common girl, M'neer!" + +"Worse than common!" + +"How did you get rid of her?" + +"Ah, it wasn't easy. I said----" + +"No, mother, I said----" + +"No, it was I!" + +"But it was I!" + +Each one of them had said something. Everyone wanted to play the +leading rÙle in the interesting drama. + +"I would like to know where the young Mr. van der Gracht is," said +Juffrouw Laps. "Yes, uncle, it's a surprise----" + +Juffrouw Pieterse did not like to be interrupted when she had something +to tell. + +"And so we said--what did we say, Gertrude?" + +"Mother, I said it was a disgrace." + +"Yes, I said so, too. Then that thing asked for cold water, and +when we didn't get it quick enough for her, she ran and fetched it +herself--just as if she were at home! She wet a cloth and put it on +Walter's head. I was amazed at her insolence. When the child came to +she gave him a kiss! Think of it--and all of us standing there!" + +"Yes," cried the three daughters, "think of it--and us standing there!" + +"Then she sat down in front of the bed again and talked to him." + +"Where can the young Mr. van der Gracht be!" sighed Juffrouw +Laps. "It's only because we have a little surprise, uncle." + +"And finally she went away like a princess!" + +"Exactly like a princess," testified the girls; and they did not know +that they were telling the truth. + +"And she told Walter she would come again. But I just want to see +her do it!" + +The door-bell rang. Juffrouw Laps arose; and the catechist van der +Gracht with his son walked into the room. Juffrouw Pieterse didn't +like this; she felt that the star of her narration would pale in the +light of the poem Klaasje had brought with him. And even without a +poem: such dignity, such a carriage, such manners, such a voice! + +"Mynheer and Juffrouwen, may God bless you all this evening! This +is my son Klaas, of whom you have heard, I suppose. He's too close +kin to me for me to praise him; but you understand--when it's the +father--well, all blessings come from above." + +"Yes, uncle, it will be a surprise." + +"Yes, indeed, Juffrouw, a beautiful surprise. I congratulate this +gentleman on the happy return of his natal day. It puts me in the +mood of the psalmist--and I thank God--for Mynheer, everything comes +from above, you know." + +"Take a seat. I thank you," said the host, who understood that he +had been congratulated. "It's cold out, isn't it?" + +"Yes, a little cool; hardly cold. It's just what we call cool, you +understand. The Master gives us weather as he sees fit; and for that +reason I say cool. Everything comes from above." + +To this last statement all assented in audible sighs and thought +themselves pious. What would have happened to him if some poor devil +had announced to them that some things come from below? + +"And now, uncle, what do you say? Shall we begin with the surprise?" + +"Go ahead, niece; what have you got?" + +"Oh, it's only a trifle, Mynheer," put in the catechist. "My son is +a poet. I don't praise him, because he's too close kin to me; but +he's a clever fellow--I can say that without bragging--for everything +comes from above. No, I won't praise him--praise is for the Master +alone. But he's a clever fellow." + +The poet Klaas looked conscious, and sat toying with the bottom button +on his vest. He looked poetical all over. + +"And so, Mynheer, without bragging--get it out, my son. As a father, +Mynheer, I may say that he's a clever fellow; for in the Bible----" + +Klaasje drew a piece of paper from his pocket. + +"In the Bible there is really nothing said about widowers--the Master +has his own good reasons for it--but what does the boy do? He takes +the hint and writes a whole poem on widows." + +Klaasje laid the paper on the table. + +"Yes, I dare say, he has brought into it all the widows mentioned in +the Bible." + +"You see it's a surprise. I told you so," said Juffrouw Laps. + +"Read it, Klaasje! There are seventy, Mynheer, seventy widows. Read, +my boy." + +Klaas pulled at his clothes, arranged his cuffs and began: + + + "The widows that in the Bible appear, + I've brought together in this poem here, + For the birthday that we celebrate + Of him who sadly lost his mate, + Exalting always the Master of Love, + For all that we have comes from above." + + +"That's the prologue," explained the father. + +"Yes, that's the prologue. Now I will read: + + + "Genesis, 38, verse 11, it is said: + At her father-in-law's must the widow have her bed. + Exodus, 20, 22, it is penned: + Widows and orphans thou shalt not offend. + Two verses further he threatens, wrathful and grim + To make widows of all the women that anger him. + Leviticus, 21, verse 14, thou read'st + That a widow won't do for the wife of a priest. + A chapter further, one verse less, we have read, + That a childless widow must eat her father's bread. + From Numbers, 30, verse 10, we clearly infer, + That a widow's vow is sufficient for her." + + +In this style he continued glibly, without any interruption; but when +he came to: + + + "Second Samuel, 20, 3, very clearly outlines, + That as widows must live David's concubines----" + + +Juffrouw Pieterse became restless and had to have an explanation. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, concubines," said van der Gracht senior. "You see +the boy has brought in everything relating to widows." + +"The verses are not the same length," Stoffel complained; and there +is no alternation of masculine and feminine lines." + +"You may be right, Stoffel, for you are a school-teacher; but that's +immaterial to me. These--these con--what shall I say----" + +"Juffrouw Pieterse, you ought not to mock at it," cried Juffrouw Laps. + +"That's right," said the catechist, "all blessings come from above. Go +ahead, Klaas!" + +"No, I will not hear such things--on account of my daughters!" + +The girls were examining their finger nails, and looked preÎminently +respectable. + +"Go ahead, Klaas!" + +"If I had known that this was going to happen, I would have left my +daughters at home." + +"But, Juffrouw, it's in the Bible. You're not opposed to the Bible, +are you?" + +"No, but I refuse to hear anything that isn't respectable. My +husband----" + +"Your husband sold shoes. I know it, Juffrouw, but you're not going +to turn against----" + +"I'm not going to do anything against the Bible, but I will not endure +such coarseness. Come, Gertrude, come, children!" + +Juffrouw Pieterse was climbing the ladder of respectability. Moving +out of a side street into one of the principal avenues, giving the +children French names, calling in a doctor whose coachman wears +furs--that is what lifts us up. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + + +Walter's illness now took a favorable turn. As soon as he was +strong enough to leave his bed, the whole family noticed that he +had grown. All remarked about it and called each other's attention to +it. No one was better convinced of the fact than Juffrouw Pieterse; for +"that boy" had "outgrown all of his clothes," and it would not be easy +"to fit him out respectably again." So much interesting notoriety and +respectability had been reaped from Walter's illness that it was only +natural that his convalescence should be turned to the best account. + +The child would sit and fill in the colors in pictures. The doctor +had presented him the pictures and a box of colors. The latter, +so Stoffel said, were the genuine English article. + +Oh, such pictures! + +Walter was interested especially by pictures from the opera and the +tragedy. There were pictures from Macbeth, Othello, Lear, Hamlet, +from "The Magic Flute," "The Barber of Seville," "Der Freisch¸tz," +and from still a few more--each one always more romantic than the +last. In selecting suitable colors for his heroes and heroines, Walter +had the advice of the entire family, including Leentje. Usually there +was disagreement, but that only made the matter more important. In +only two details were they agreed: faces and hands were to have +flesh-color, and lips were to be painted red. It had always been +that way; otherwise, why was it called flesh-color? On account of +this arrangement Hamlet came off rather badly, receiving a much more +animated countenance than was suited to his melancholy. + +"I wish I knew what the dolls mean," said Walter. He was talking +about his pictures. + +"It's only necessary to ask Stoffel," his mother replied. "Wait till +he comes from school." + +Walter asked him. Stoffel--there are more such people in the +world--would never admit that he did not know a thing; and he always +knew how to appear knowing. + +"What the dolls mean? Well, you see--those are, so to say, the pictures +of various persons. There, for instance, the one with a crown on his +head--that is a king." + +"I told you Stoffel could explain them," corroborated his mother. + +"Yes, but I should have liked to know what king, and what he did." + +"Well! There it is at the bottom. You can read it, can't you?" + +"Macbeth?" + +"Certainly. It's Macbeth, a famous king of ancient times." + +"And that one there with a sword in his hand?" + +"Also a king, or a general, or a hero, or something of the +kind--somebody that wants to fight. Perhaps David, or Saul, or +Alexander the Great. That's not to be taken so exactly." + +"And the lady with the flowers? She seems to be tearing them up." + +"That one? Show her to me: Ophelia. Yes, that's Ophelia. Don't +you know?" + +"Yes. Why does she throw the leaves on the ground?" + +"Why? why? The questions you do ask!" + +Here the mother came to the rescue of her eldest son. + +"Yes, Walter, you mustn't ask more questions than anybody can answer." + +Walter did not ask any more questions, but he determined to get to +the bottom of the matter at the first opportunity. His imagination +roamed over immeasurable domains--such an insatiate conqueror was +the little emperor Walter in his night-jacket! + +He associated the heroes of his pictures with the doctor, who had been +so friendly to him, and with his immortal Glorioso. The Peruvian story, +too, furnished a few subjects for his empire. He married Telasco to +Juliet; and the priests of the sun got their rights again. Master +Pennewip received a new wig, but of gold-colored threads, on the +model of the straw crown of a certain King Lear. Persons that he +could see from the window were numbered among his subjects. He had +to do something; and this foreign material was preferable to that in +his immediate surroundings. Even Lady Macbeth, who was washing her +hands and not looking particularly pleasing, seemed to him to be of +a higher order than his mother or Juffrouw Laps. + +In fact, for him those pictures were the greatest things in +the world. He was carried away with the crowns, diadems, plumes, +iron gratings over the faces, with the swords and the daggers with +cross-hilts to swear on--with the trains and puff-sleeves and girdles +with pendents of gold--and the pages. All this had nothing in common +with his everyday surroundings. How is it possible, he thought, that +anyone who has such beautiful pictures should sell them? The doctor +must have inherited them! + +Even if he had known that Lady Macbeth was the personification of +crime, it would still have seemed to him a profanation to bring her +into contact with the plebeian commonness around him. + +All at once something in Ophelia's form reminded him of Femke. She +too could stand that way, plucking the petals from the flowers and +strewing them on the ground. + +He had dim recollections of what had happened, and occasionally he +would ask indifferently about "that girl." He was afraid to speak +her name before Gertrude, Mina, and Pietro. He was always answered in +tones that showed him that there was no room for his romance there; +but he promised himself to visit her as soon as he got up. + +"When you're better you must go to see the doctor and thank him +for curing you--but thank God first; and then you can show him what +you've painted." + +"Of course, mother! I will give her the Prince of Denmark--I mean him, +the doctor." + +"But be careful not to soil it; and don't forget that the ghost of the +old knight must be very pale. Stoffel said so--because it's a ghost, +you see." + +"Yes, mother, I'll make it white." + +"Good. And you'll make the lady there yellow?" pointing with a +knitting-needle to Ophelia. + +"No, no," cried Walter quickly, "she was blue!" + +"She was? Who was?" + +"I only mean that I have so much yellow already, and I wanted to make +her--this one--Ophelia--I wanted to make her blue. That one washing +her hands can stay yellow." + +"So far as I'm concerned," the mother said, "but don't soil it!" + +Stoffel, in the meantime, had got on the track of those pictures. He +was slick and had an inquiring mind. One of his colleagues at school, +who was in some way connected with the stage, told him that such +costume-pictures were of great value to players. He also told him +other things about these pictures and about the play in general. + +It was fortunate for Walter that Stoffel brought this knowledge +home with him. Even to-day there are people who find something +immoral in the words "Theatre" and "Player"; but at that time it was +still worse. The satisfaction, however, of imparting knowledge and +appearing wise put Stoffel in an attitude of mind on this occasion +that ordinarily would have been irreconcilable with that narrowness +which with him took the place of conscience. + +"You see, mother, there are comedies and comedies. Some are sad, +some funny. Some are all nonsense, and there's nothing to be learned +from them; but there are comedies so sad that the people wail when +they see them--even respectable people!" + +"Is it possible!" + +"Yes, and then there are others where there's music and singing. They +are nice, and moral too. They are called operas; and people who +are entirely respectable go there. You see, mother, there's nothing +bad about it; and we ought not to be so narrow. The old Greeks had +comedies, and our professors still study them." + +"Is it possible!" + +"Walter's pictures are from real comedies; but I can't tell all the +details now. I will only say there are good comedies." + +"You must tell Juffrouw Laps. She always says----" + +"And what does she know about it? She never saw a comedy in her life." + +That was the truth; but it was just as true of the Pieterse +family--with the exception of Leentje. + +One afternoon Leentje had complained of a terrible headache and +had left off sewing and gone out. Later it was learned that she had +not spent the evening with her mother; and then there was a perfect +storm. But Leentje would not say where she had been that night. "That +night" was Juffrouw Pieterse's expression, though she knew that the +girl was at home by eleven o'clock. Leentje betrayed nothing. She +had promised the dressmaker next door not to say anything; for the +dressmaker had to be very careful, because her husband was a hypocrite. + +In Leentje's work-box was found a mutilated program; and then one day +she began to sing a song she had never sung before--"I'm full of honor, +I'm full of honor; oh, yes, I'm a man of honor!" + +And then it was all out! She had been to the Elandstraat and had seen +the famous Ivan Gras in a comedy! + +Leentje began to cry and was going to promise never to do so again, +when, to her amazement, she was told that there was nothing wrong in +it, and that even the greatest professors went to see comedies. + +And now she must tell them about it. + +It was "The Child of Love," by Kotzebue, that had greeted her +astonished eyes. + +"There was music, Juffrouw, and they played beautifully; and then the +curtain went up, and there was a great forest, and a woman wept under +a tree. There was a Baron who made her son a prisoner, because he was +a hunter--but he spoke so nice, and his mother, too. The Baron said +he was master on his place, and that he would punish such thieves. He +was in a great rage. And then the mother said--no, somebody else +came and said--but then the curtain went down. The dressmaker bought +waffles that were being passed around, and we drank chocolate. The +dressmaker said that every day wasn't a feast day. A man sat behind us +and explained everything and took our cups when they were empty. Then +the band played, 'Pretty girls and pretty flowers.'" + +"Shame!" cried the three young ladies. For it was a common street song. + +"And then the curtain went up again of its own accord; but the +gentleman behind us said somebody raised it--perhaps the 'Child of +Love' himself, for he was not in prison when the curtain was down. The +dressmaker gave him a peppermint-drop, and he said: 'Watch the stage, +Juffrouw, for you have paid to see it.' It cost twelve stivers, +without the waffles and chocolate. Then the Baron said--but I can't +tell it all exactly as it was. I will only say that the old woman +wept all the time, and she could not be reconciled, because she was so +unhappy. You see, Juffrouw, the child of love was her own child; and it +was also the Baron's child of love. That was bad--because it was just +a child of love, you see; and that is always bad. He had no papers, +no credentials; nor the mother, either. And he was to die because he +had hunted. Oh, it was beautiful, Juffrouw! And then the curtain went +down again and we ate another waffle. The gentleman behind us said it +was well that they gave plays with prison scenes in them. There were +so many bad people in the hall, such as pickpockets and the like, +and this would be a warning for them. The dressmaker was going to +offer him another mint-drop, when she saw that her box was gone. It +was silver. The gentleman said of course some pickpocket had taken it." + +"He was the pickpocket!" exclaimed several. + +Leentje was indignant at the idea. + +"No, no! Don't say that; it's a sin. He was a very respectable +gentleman, and addressed me as Juffrouw, just as he did the +dressmaker. He tried to find the thief. He asked where the Juffrouw +lived, and said that if he found the box he would bring it to her. He +wore a fancy vest--no, no, no. Don't say that of him!" + +"Well, tell some more about the child of love." All were interested. + +"Oh, the music was so nice! And a gentleman showed them with a stick +how to play." + +"But tell us about the comedy!" + +"That is not so easy. It was very beautiful. It must be seen; it can't +be told. The Baron saw that the hunter in prison was his own son; +because a long time before, you see, that is--formerly, he had been +acquainted with--you understand----" + +Poor Leentje turned as red as fire, and left her audience in a +temporary suspense. + +"Yes, he had known the old woman formerly, and then they were good +friends, and were often together--I will just tell it that way--and +they were to marry, but something came between them; and so--and--for +that reason the comedy was called the 'Child of Love.'" + +Walter listened with as much interest as the others; but he was less +affected than the girls, who sat quietly staring into space. Stoffel +felt called upon to say something. + +"That's it! He abused her chastity--that's the way it's spoken of--and +she was left to bear the disgrace. The youth of to-day cannot be +warned enough against this. How often have I told the boys at school!" + +"Listen, Walter, and pay attention to what Stoffel says!" + +Encouraged by the approval of his mother, Stoffel continued. + +"Yes, mother, virtue must be revered. That is God's will; and what God +does is well done. Of all sins sensual pleasure is--a very great sin, +because it is forbidden; and because all sins are punished, either +in this world or in the next." + +"Do you hear, Walter?" + +"Here, or in the next world, mother! Innocent pleasure, yes; but +sensual pleasure--it is forbidden! It loosens all the ties of human +society. You see that such a comedy can be very fine. Only you must +understand it properly--that's the idea." + +"And what did the Baron do then?" + +"Ah, Juffrouw, what shall I say! He talked a whole lot to the old +woman, and was very sad because he had--away back there--because +he had----" + +"Seduced her," added Stoffel, seeing that Leentje couldn't find the +word. "That's what it's called." + +"Yes, that's what she said, too; and he promised never to do it +again. And then he told the child of love always to follow the path +of virtue, and that he would marry the old woman. She was satisfied +with the arrangement." + +"I suppose so," cried the three girls in a breath. "She will be a +rich baroness!" + +"Yes," said Leentje, "she became a great lady. And then the child of +love fell on the Baron's neck; and they played 'Bridal Wreath.' The +'Child of Love' became a hussar and sang, 'I'm full of honor, I'm +full of honor; Oh, I'm a man of honor!' I don't know what became of +the old Baron. And then we went home; but the dressmaker took no more +pleasure in the play now, because her silver box was gone. I don't +know whether the gentleman ever brought it to her, or not." + +The play was out. + +The girls thought: "Baroness!" + +Stoffel was thinking: "Virtue!" + +The mother's thoughts ran: "Twelve stivers for a ticket, and waffles +and chocolate extra!" + +Walter was saying to himself: "A hunter! A whole year in the forest, +in the great forest, and alone. I'd like to do it, too." + +He took up his brush and looked at Ophelia: "To be alone in the great +forest with--Femke!" + +But the theatre question was far from being settled. Leentje had to +clear up many doubtful points yet. For instance, Pietro wanted to +know how old the woman was when the Baron finally married her. Leentje +thought she must have been about sixty. + +Also Juffrouw Laps had to express her opinion. She declared that she +was opposed to everything "worldly," and insisted that Walter be sent +to church. + +Later she got into a big dispute over the theatre with Master +Pennewip, whom Stoffel had brought in to reinforce his position. He +had brought with him "Floris the Fifth," that powerful comedy by the +noble Bilderdyk. With many declensions and conjugations and remarks +on rhyme and metre, he explained, firstly, that "Floris the Fifth" +was a play from which much could be learned; and, secondly, that the +theatre was something very moral and thoroughly respectable. + +To be sure, he failed to convince Juffrouw Laps. Nor was Walter +greatly impressed by that masterpiece, despite the fact that there +were three deaths in it. He much preferred the beautiful story of +Glorioso, or the Peruvian story--or even Little Red Riding Hood. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + + +Walter had been to church: that was now behind him. Stoffel thought +the pastor had preached a beautiful sermon, and said that "in a way +all he said could be accepted." He hoped that it would "bear fruit." + +"Yes," said the mother, "and he mustn't tear his new breeches +again. They cost too much hard work for that." + +As a matter of fact the "hard work" done in the Pieterse family +might be regarded as a negligible quantity. There was the necessary +housework, and the usual complaining--or boasting, if you will--but +this was to be expected. + +That Walter had postponed his visit to go to church was a result of +the frightful threats of Juffrouw Laps. She cited Second Chronicles +xvi. 12, and in the face of this text the Pieterses were not able +successfully to defend their new and more liberal position. Juffrouw +Pieterse could only say that the Bible was not to be interpreted that +way, as if everything in it applied to a given individual. + +But Juffrouw Laps stuck to it, that if one has faith and grace one +may come through all right; whereupon Juffrouw Pieterse expressed +her willingness at all times to take advice. + +"Those are the essential things; through them we are saved! And--send +him to me the first of the week. Or he can come Sunday, but after +church. Then he can tell me about the sermon, even if the pastors +are--but what does a child know about it!" + +Juffrouw Laps didn't think much of pastors. She held that people +with grace in their hearts can understand God's word without Greek +and Latin. + +"Yes, Sunday after church. I will count upon it." And in order to +make her invitation more insistent she mentioned certain sweets that +she usually served her guests at that time. + +Supposing that Juffrouw Laps was really anxious for Walter to come, +we must admit that she showed deep knowledge of boy-nature. + +As for Walter, he was afraid to be alone with this pious lady. For +him she was the living embodiment of all the plagues that are made +use of in the Old Testament to convert rebellious tribes to the true +faith. For instance, thunder and lightning, pestilence, abysses, +boils, flaming swords, etc. + +If he had had the courage he would have asked her just to deposit +the promised dainties somewhere outside of her flat. He would find +them then. But he didn't have the courage. + +"And why didn't you go?" asked the mother when Stoffel's enthusiasm +over the sermon had begun to die down. + +Walter said he had a pain in his stomach, which children always have +when they want to bridge over disagreeable duties. With a better +understanding between the parents and children this disease would be +less frequent. + +"I don't believe you have any pain in your stomach," declared the +mother. "It's only because you're a bad child and never do what you're +told to do." + +Stoffel agreed with her; and then a council of war was held. Walter +was condemned to go to Juffrouw Laps's at once; and he went. + +Expecting some terrible ordeal, he was greatly embarrassed and confused +by the show of friendliness with which he was received. + +"And you did come, my dear boy! But you are so late! Church has been +out a long time. See what I have for you, expressly for you!" + +She thrust him into a chair at the table and shoved all sorts of +sweets over to him. Walter's embarrassment increased; and he felt +even less at ease when she began to stroke him and call him pet names. + +"Now, tell me about the sermon," she said, when the child tried +to escape the tenderness and affection to which he was not +accustomed. "What did the pastor say?" + +"The text----" + +"But that's all right--afterwards, when your mouth is empty. You must +eat a few cakes first. Nobody can do everything at once. There is +chocolate; and you're to have a little dram, too. I've always said +that you are a nice boy; but they're forever plaguing you so. But +you're not eating enough; do just as if you were at home." + +For Walter that was not the right expression. At home! + +His first surprise over Walter began to be possessed by a feeling of +fear. Why, he could not have told to save him. + +Suddenly he got up and declared that his mother had told him not to +stay long. + +There wasn't a word of truth in it. Juffrouw Laps protested, but +Walter held his ground. Despite all of that kindness Walter was able +to escape from the enemy. + +Promising "to come back soon" he ran down the steps and into the +street. + +An indescribable feeling of freedom regained thrilled through him. He +had escaped. It was incomprehensible even to him. Never had he been +received so kindly, so cordially; never had he been treated in a +manner approaching this. But why his antipathy? When he left she +was going to kiss him, but he managed to dodge her. Why? He didn't +know. But it made him shudder to think of it. + +Should he go home now? What excuse could he give for coming back +so soon? + +Involuntarily he bent his steps toward Ash Gate. It was not his +intention to visit Femke--not at all, really not! For he didn't have +his Ophelia with him--proof conclusive that when he left home he had +not thought of Femke. + +And when he came in sight of his mills on the Buitensingel--oh, +they were silent! Was there no wind? Or were they observing Sunday? + +The Buitensingel was full of people taking a Sunday stroll. Walter +followed the small stream, which led him towards Femke's house. Soon he +stood before the low enclosure; but he did not dare to go in. Why? He +put the blame on the absent Ophelia. + +"If I only had that picture here I'd certainly go in!" + +That is questionable. Even with the picture he would have probably +been just as shy. He didn't know what he ought to say--or, better, +whether he could say anything, or not. He reflected. Suppose Femke's +mother should ask, "Did you want anything?" + +We--yes, the "gentle reader" and I--we should have known what to +answer. I wonder if our wisdom would have been wiser than the stupidity +of the child, who stood irresolute and hesitating before the fence? + +He stood staring at the house, his mouth wide open. His knees trembled, +his heart fluttered, his tongue was dry. + +A small column of smoke curling up from the chimney aroused him. What +if a fire should break out! Then he would have to go in. He would +rescue her, and carry her away in his arms--far, far away--to the end +of the world, or at least outside of the town! Just anywhere where +the people wear red velvet and green silk, where the gentlemen carry +big swords and the ladies wear long trains. They would be so becoming +to Femke. And she should ride horseback, and he would follow her--no, +he would ride by her side, with a falcon on his hand! + +If a fire should break out! + +But Walter saw that the house was in no danger. This smoke came from +the kitchen. He noticed other houses in the neighborhood where cooking +seemed to be going on, and everywhere the chimneys were bearing witness +to activities below which were presumably similar to those of Femke. + +Finally a crowd of fellows came along who had evidently been stopping +at one of those establishments where "refreshments" are served. They +had been greatly refreshed, and in their exuberance of freshness, +so to say, they crowded Walter away from the fence and took him along +with them for a little way. + +He was easily reconciled to this; for why, he thought, should he +stand there and watch the smoke? There wasn't going to be any fire; +and then he didn't have Ophelia with him. + +But to-morrow! To-morrow he would bring that picture with him! And +then he wouldn't stand at the fence like a baby. + +He felt ashamed when he thought of his friends in their gay colors, +or in armor, with plumes and swords. Those kings and knights and +pages--they had been courageous, otherwise they never would have +received such high orders and distinctions. Unless there were some +change, he felt that he would never be pictured like that. + +However, he expected that such a change would come--without doubt, +surely, certainly, truly! The further he went, the more determined +he became to go in the next day and put on a bold front and say: +"Good-day, Juffrouw, how do you do?" + +It was more difficult for him to decide what he would say to Femke. + +He made up various little speeches in the manner of Floris the +Fifth. In case Femke shouldn't like them he was going to say, "Why, +that is from our greatest poet." + +And then he would ask her to explain a lot of mysterious words +in Floris that he hadn't understood--for instance, "fast fellow," +"coverture," "chastity," and others. + +Walter's development was determined by his desire to know things. His +feeling for Femke, which was hardly real love, was subordinated to +his thirst for knowledge. He knew that he couldn't get much from her, +especially book-learning; but it was a pleasure merely to discuss +things with her, even if she knew nothing about them. + +He was curious to know all that she might have to tell him, or to ask +him; for no doubt she too had been saving up her impressions for her +first friend. But, alas! he was not so certain of her friendship! True, +when he was sick she had asked about him; but perhaps she was just +passing by, and thought how easy it would be to ring the bell and ask, +"How is Walter?" + +Still it had taken courage to do it. What would Mungo Park have said +if he had seen him hesitating before the gate! Walter knew that wasn't +the way to conquer the world. + +And if anybody had asked Mungo Park: "What do you want in Africa?" + +Well, he would have answered. Such a traveller in such a book is +never embarrassed. + +Then Walter began to address all sorts of remarks to negro kings +that he had conquered with lance and sword. All the women kissed his +hand as he rode by on his bay, with fiery red caparison. He inquired +patronizingly after those good girls who had nursed him in his illness, +"because the strange white man was far from mother and sisters and +had no home." He would reward them princely. + +In all this conquered land Walter was king and Femke was--queen! How +magnificent the big red velvet cloak would look on her--and the +gold crown! + +Conquering continents was easy. He was scarcely thirteen; and yet +he was afraid that somebody might get ahead of him while he was +being detained by the treacherous Pennewip with declensions and +conjugations. And, then there were still more things to learn before +one could be king, even of a small country. Pocket-change would have +to be increased too, for, with all possible economy, six doits a week +were insufficient. The Hallemans--well, they had more; but fortunately +they were not thinking of Africa. For the present he was not afraid +of any competition from that quarter; but other children, nearer the +"grown-up" stage, might get the idea in their heads! And then, what +would he do to keep his mother from guessing when he made his trips +into the "interior" longer, and stayed out later than was allowed by +the regulations of the Pieterse household? + +It was a difficult matter, but he would manage it. + +All that might happen to him and Femke in Africa would be read +afterwards in pretty little books with colored pictures. He already +saw himself sitting on a throne, and Femke by his side. She was not +proud; she was willing for everybody to know--all those kneeling +before her--that she had been a poor wash-girl. She had become queen +because Walter had loved her; and now they needn't kneel any more. + +On special occasions--well, of course, that was different; for +instance, when his mother and Stoffel came to visit him. They should +see how all the people honored him--and Femke whom they had treated so +badly. But once would be enough; then he would forgive them everything +and build them a big house with water-barrels and wash-tubs. For +Pennewip he would build a big schoolhouse, with desks and ink-bottles +and copy-books and wall maps of Europe and tables of the new weights +and measures. Then the old master could give instruction from early +in the morning till late at night--or even all night. + +He was just puzzling over how he was going to reconcile Master +Pennewip and the dusky young African to one another when Leentje +opened the door. + +Without noticing it he had got home and rung the +door-bell. Unsuspectingly he fell into an environment quite different +from that in which he had moved for the last half hour. He scarcely +understood what his mother meant when she asked him how the visit +turned out, and whether Juffrouw Laps was satisfied with his report +on the sermon. + +Sermon? Laps? He was unprepared for such an examination. He stammered +out a sort of miscellaneous and irrelevant jumble of words, but +fortunately containing nothing about Africa. + +It now developed that in the meantime there had been a sudden change +in certain details of religious belief. + +"You see, mother?" said Stoffel. "Just as I've always said, it +would take a lawyer to explain anything to suit her. She always +knows better----" + +"That's so," answered the mother. "She's cracked or crazy. Now, +just tell me, Stoffel, if anyone can expect such a child to remember +everything a preacher says. I can't do it myself; and you can't do it, +either. Master Pennewip can't do it. I tell you, nobody can do it. And +to require that of such a child! She just wants to play the professor; +that's the reason she does it." + +Stoffel was of the same opinion. Encouraged by his sympathy the mother +became eloquent. + +"I would like to know what she's thinking about; or if she thinks +she's a pastor. With all her biblical quotations! And then to torment +a child hardly out of a sick bed--it's a disgrace. You don't need to +go to her. What business have you got with her? I tell you----" + +Here it occurred to her that she herself had compelled Walter to go, +and she interrupted this line of thought to scold Walter and tell him +to get out of his Sunday breeches. Her dissatisfaction with herself +expressed itself further in a funeral oration on Walter's last suit, +which had cost so much "hard work." + +"And then to let that child sit there for an hour without anything +to eat or drink! She would----" + +Walter's feeling for justice couldn't let that pass. He assured them +that on the contrary--and then that excessive kindness got in his way +again. In his confusion he went into all the details of the chocolate. + +"Well! Why didn't you say so at once? But it's all the same. I was +going to add that she ought to have given you something to eat. That's +the way such folks are--always grumbling about others and they won't +see themselves. I believe in grace too, and when I have my housework +done I like to hear the Scripture read--but to be everlastingly and +eternally prating about it? No, that isn't religion. What do you say, +Stoffel? One must work part of the time. Walter! aren't you going +to pull off those new breeches? I've told him a dozen times. Trudie, +give him his old ones!" + +Walter changed his breeches; but he promised himself that in Africa +he would wear Sunday breeches every day. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + + +The next day Walter rang the doctor's door-bell. His heart was in a +flutter, for the doctor lived in an imposing house. He was admitted +and, after he had been announced, was told just to come upstairs. + +The maid conducted Walter to the "study," where the doctor was busy +performing one of his paternal duties: he was teaching his children. + +There were three. A boy, somewhat older than Walter, sat alone in one +corner writing at a small table. The other two, a boy of Walter's +age and a girl that seemed to be a few years younger, stood before +the table behind which the doctor was sitting. On the table stood a +large globe, evidently the subject of discussion. This became clear +to Walter later, for, as far as he knew, he had never seen such a +large ball. He didn't know that there was any other way to explain +the location of countries except by means of maps. Thus he noticed +in the room all sorts of things that he didn't understand till later. + +When the maid opened the door of the room he heard the voices of +the children, and also that of the father. He even heard laughter; +but when he walked in all became as still as death. The two children +at the table stood like soldiers. There was something so comical in +their attitude that Walter could have laughed at them if he hadn't +been so embarrassed. Even the girl had a touch of official earnestness +in her face more striking than he had seen it in older people, even +at church. While the doctor was welcoming Walter and offering him +a chair, the boy stood with hands clapped down on the seams of his +trousers as if he expected someone to say, "Right about--face!" or, +"Forward, column right, march!" + +The larger boy in the corner had only looked up once, but with +that peculiarly hostile expression which distinguishes man from +other animals--to the disadvantage of the former. It is noticeable +especially in children--sometimes in women. + +"I'm glad to see you, my boy. It was nice of you to come. What have +you there?"--then he turned to the little soldiers. + +"Remind me afterward to tell you at dinner something about Olivier +van Noort. William, you can think of it, can't you?" + +Walter squinted at his Lady Macbeth, and was so embarrassed that he +was helpless to present it to the doctor. The room was so magnificent; +and the furnishings--the big cases full of books! His picture seemed +so common and ugly that, if he could have done so, he would have +swallowed it. + +At home they had taught him how he must stand and sit and speak; +and now he stood there, as awkward as a cow, stammering and +stuttering. Making a supreme effort he managed to get it out that he +had "come to thank the doctor" for his recovery--"but God first"! + +The two soldiers bit their lips; and even the doctor found it difficult +to keep a straight face. + +"God first! Well said, my boy. Have you already thanked God?" + +"Yes, M'nheer, every evening in bed, and yesterday at church." + +Little Sietske unable to control herself any longer had to laugh +outright. Her laughter threatened to become contagious. William was +busier than usual with his nose; Hermann had come to life and was +eyeing Walter slyly. + +"Order!" thundered the doctor, giving the table a rap with a ruler +that made the globe tremble. Walter was frightened. "Order! This is +a nice caper during study-hours." + +The clock began to strike. Sietske seemed to be counting, for at +every stroke she raised a finger. + +"I am going to----" + +"Five!" she cried. "All my fingers--just look, five! Five o'clock, +papa--Tyrant! Hurrah, hurrah!" + +Both boys joined in the uproar. It was a quodlibet from "Gaudeamus +igitur," "Vive la joie," and "God save the king." Forward, all! Vive +la vacance! A bas les tyrans! Revenge! * * * * + +The children were determined to have their well earned romp; and they +had it. Walter rubbed his eyes, and would not believe his ears. It +was beyond his comprehension. * * * * + +"That will do now," said the doctor. "Come, mamma is waiting +dinner--and you, too, my boy!" + +William took Sietske on his back and Hermann mounted the father. Thus +they descended the stairs, Walter bringing up the rear. Lady Macbeth +had disappeared, being now crumpled up in Walter's breast-pocket. + +Walter was nonplussed. Was this the same man who used the gold +pen?--whose coachman wore the furs? + +How was it possible? Was it a dream, that he and all the family had +looked on this man and simply been overcome by his dignity? + +He couldn't understand it. + +Again the atmosphere of the dining-room was quite different from that +of the schoolroom, either before or directly after five. + +"Present the young gentleman to your mamma," said the doctor, turning +to William. + +"May I do it?" asked Sietske. + +Doctor Holsma nodded, and the little girl took Walter by the hand and +conducted him to a lady who sat at the head of the table preparing +the salad. + +"Mamma, this is a young gentleman--oh, I must know your name. What +is your name?" + +"Walter Pieterse." + +"This is Mr. Walter Pieterse, who has come to thank papa, because +he--he was sick; and he--the young gentleman is going to stay for +dinner, papa?"--the doctor nodded again--"and he's going to stay for +dinner, mamma." + +"With mamma's consent," said the father. + +"Yes, with mamma's consent." + +Mevrouw Holsma spoke to Walter kindly and offered him a chair. It +was necessary, too. + +Everything seemed so princely to Walter that he was glad to be +seated. Three-fourths of his little figure was hidden under the +table. That was something gained. He was amazed at almost everything +he saw and heard. He folded his hands. + +"Do you want to say a grace, little man?" asked the doctor. + +"Yes, M'nheer," Walter stammered. + +"A good custom. Do you always do that at the table?" + +"Yes, always--at warm meals, M'nheer!" + +Those children had been taught good manners. Nobody smiled. + +Walter bowed his head for a moment; and the doctor took advantage +of the opportunity to give the children a look of warning. They +remembered; and, if afterwards Walter discovered that he had cut a +singular figure in this household, they were not to blame. + +"You do well to do it," said Holsma. "We don't do it; and perhaps we +do well not to." + +"Certainly," said the mother. "Everyone must act according to his +own conviction." + +This simple statement moved Walter more than any of them could have +imagined. He--a conviction! That short sentence of Mevrouw Holsma +attributed to him a dignity and importance that was strange to him, +and gave him a right he had never thought of before. Through the soup +he was thinking continually: "I may have a conviction!" + +It never occurred to him that a thing could be interpreted otherwise +than it was interpreted for him by his mother or Stoffel, or some +other grown-up person. The whole question of praying, or not praying, +did not appear so important to him as this new fact, that he could +have a conviction. His heart swelled. + +The doctor, who understood Walter, recalled him from his thoughts. + +"Everyone must act according to his conviction; and in order to come +to a conviction one has to reflect a long time over the matter. I +am convinced that our little guest would like to eat some of those +peas. Pass them to him, Sietske." + +Walter had grasped the import of Holsma's words, and also the meaning +of this transition to the peas. Walter felt--without putting his +feelings into words--that the pedantry of the schoolroom had been put +aside at five o'clock, and that his host merely wanted to give him a +friendly warning against dogmatic bigotry, without tainting the fresh, +wholesome atmosphere of the dining-room. + +Despite his shy, retiring nature--or, better, in connection with this +characteristic--Walter was an extremely intelligent boy. This fact +had escaped almost everybody he had come in contact with because of +his lack of self-confidence, which prevented him from revealing his +true self. He usually seemed to comprehend more slowly than others; +but this was because he was less easily satisfied with the result of +his thinking. His mind was exacting of knowledge. During Walter's +sickness Holsma had remarked this peculiarity of the boy, and his +interest had been enlisted at once. + +Walter's shyness was due in a great measure to the manner in which +he had been taught what little he knew. Everything his teachers +taught him was looked upon by them as something immutable and +irrefutable. Twice two is four, Prince so-and-so is a hero, good +children go to heaven, God is great, the Reform Church represents the +true faith, etc., etc. It was never hinted to him that there was any +room for doubt. Indeed, he was led to believe that his desire to know +more about things was improper and even sinful. + +After all those extraordinary occurrences in the study, Walter was +prepared to expect almost anything in the way of the unusual, but +that William and Hermann, and even little Sietske, were allowed to +help their plates to whatever they wanted--that was more wonderful +to him than the aÎrial voyage of Elias. With GeneviËve in the famous +wilderness--yes, even in Africa it couldn't be any more free and +easy. He was continually surprised and taken off his guard by the +unwonted and unexpected. In fact, his thoughts were so far away that +when during dessert the little girl passed him a saucer of cream---- + +Ye gods, it happened and--I must tell it. Oh, if like the +chroniclers of old, I might put the blame on some privy councilor, +"who unfortunately advised," etc. + +But what privy councilor in the whole world could have advised Walter +to let that porcelain spoon tilt over the edge of the saucer and fall +into Sietske's lap! He did it, he! + +Oh, how sad it was. He had just begun to pull himself up in his +chair. Another moment and he would have actually been sitting. Perhaps +he might have said something soon. The name of a certain country in +Africa, which Sietske could not remember a moment before, had occurred +to him. It was not that he might seem smarter than Sietske that he +was going to speak out. No, it was only that he might seem a little +less stupid than himself. But now--that miserable spoon! + +Before he had time to wonder how his awkwardness would be received, +Sietske was talking along smoothly about something else--just as if +this little "catastrophe" was a matter of course. + +"Papa, you were going to tell us something about Olivier van Noort." + +She arose, wiped off her little skirt and fetched Walter another +spoon from the buffet. + +"Yes, papa, Olivier van Noort! You promised it, papa." + +All urged him to tell the story. Even Mevrouw Holsma manifested great +interest in it. Walter was aware that this conversation was intended +to cover up his accident. He was moved; for he was not accustomed to +anything like this. As Sietske took her seat again she noticed a tear +creeping down across his cheek. + +"Mamma, I got a silver spoon. That's just as good, isn't it? These +porcelain things are so heavy and awkward. They've fallen out of my +hand three times; and Hermann can't manage them, either." + +The mother nodded to her. + +"And how it is with Olivier van Noort?" + +The door-bell rang, and almost immediately afterwards a gentleman +entered the room who was greeted by the children as Uncle Sybrand. + +The host now invited all to the garden and sent Hermann to the study +for a book. + +"You young rascal, don't you go now and maliciously break that +globe. It can't help it." + +Then came the story of Admiral Olivier van Noort and the poor +Vice-Admiral Jan Claesz van Ilpendam, who was put ashore in the Strait +of Magellan for insubordination. It interested all, and called forth +a lively discussion, in which the entire family as well as the guests +took part. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + + +To readers of a certain class of fiction it will no doubt seem strange +if I say that Walter's visit to the Holsma family influenced greatly +his spiritual development. Not immediately; but a seed had been planted +which was to grow later. He saw now that after all independent thought +was possible, even if he could not yet allow himself that luxury. The +mere knowledge that there were other opinions in the world than those +of his daily mentors was a long stride forward. + +He was depressed on account of his lack of knowledge. Those children +knew so much more than he did; and this made him sad. + +They had spoken of someone who was startled to find footprints. Who +was it? The child had never heard of Defoe's hermit. He asked Stoffel. + +"Footprints? Footprints? Well, you must tell me what footprints you +mean--whose footprints. You must give names when you ask questions." + +"That's right," said the mother, "when you want to know anything +you must mention names. And Mevrouw made the salad herself? Well, +that's strange. The girl must have been out somewhere." + +As to other "strange" things, which were not likely to meet the +approbation of his family, Walter was silent. Not a word about +that Saturnalia, or the omission of grace at a "warm meal"! Nor +did he mention the liberties that were allowed the children, or the +freedom with which they joined in the conversation. Perhaps it was +a superfluous precaution. That bearskin would have been excused for +many shortcomings. + +Juffrouw Pieterse asked repeatedly if he had been "respectable." Walter +said he had, but without knowing exactly what she meant. That affair +with the spoon--had it been respectable? He didn't care to have this +question decided--at least by his mother. But it was nice of Sietske; +and wouldn't he have done the same? + +He learned that the day was approaching when he must return to +school. More than ever he felt that this source of knowledge was +insufficient for him; but opposition was not to be thought of. He +was dissatisfied with himself, with everything. + +"I shall never amount to anything," he sighed. + +His Lady Macbeth seemed uglier to him than ever. He tore her up. And +Ophelia? + +Goodness! He hadn't thought of Femke the whole day. Was it because +she was only a wash-girl, while the doctor's children were so +aristocratic? Walter censured himself. + +He took advantage of the first opportunity to pay his debt in that +quarter. For he felt that it was a debt; and this consciousness gave +him courage. Picture in hand, he passed the familiar fence this time +and knocked boldly on the door. His heart was thumping terribly; +but he must do it! In a moment he stood before Femke. The lady of +his heart was quietly darning stockings. It is hard on the writer; +but this little detail was a matter of indifference to Walter. + +"Oh!" she cried, extending her hand. "Mother, this is the young +gentleman we saw that time--the little boy who was so sick. And how +are you now? You look pale." + +"Take a seat, little boy," said the mother. "Yes, you do look +pale. Worms, of course." + +"No, no, mother. The child has had nervous fever." + +"All right--fever, then; but it could be from worms. Give him a cup, +Femke. It won't hurt you to drink coffee; but if it were worms----" + +Mrs. Claus's worms were more in Walter's way than the stockings. + +"Where does your mother have her washing done?" she asked. "Not that +I want to pump you--not at all. But if she isn't satisfied with her +wash-woman--it sometimes happens, you understand. Everybody must +look out for himself; and I just thought I'd mention it. Whenever +there are any ink-spots Femke takes them out with oxalic acid; and +it never makes any holes--yes, it did happen once, and we had to pay +for a pair of cuffs. You can ask Femke." + +The fact was, he wanted to ask Femke something else; and she knew +it. The story of Aztalpa had left its marks on her mind. But she +was hampered very much like Walter was at home. She couldn't say, +"Mother, speak a bit more Peruvian!" So she simply asked what the +roll was that he had in his hand. + +Walter was confused, but he managed to stammer that it was a present +for her. Femke said she would always take good care of the picture. + +"Yes," said the mother, "and you must iron out those creases. We iron, +too, little boy, and we deliver the clothes ready to put on. Nobody can +complain. You can tell your mother. And your collar--it isn't ironed +nicely--and such bluing! Ask Femke. Femke, isn't the blue in stripes?" + +His collar not ironed nicely? and blued in stripes? And the infallible +Pietro had laundered it! Even here, were there differences in method +and conception? And in this respect, too, was the Pieterse tradition +not the only one that brought happiness? + +Femke was on nettles. She studied Ophelia, wondering who she was, +and tried to turn the conversation. At last something occurred to +her. It was necessary for her to run some errand or other, and "the +young gentleman" could "accompany" her a part of the way. + +"As far as I'm concerned," said the mother. + +The young couple retired, taking one of those ways which in the +neighborhood of Amsterdam are simply called "the ways." That is all +they are. Whoever walks there for pleasure must take a good stock of +impressions with him, in order to escape tedium. + +But Walter and Femke were not lacking in this respect. Walter had +so much to tell Femke that he could scarcely hope to get through; +and she, too, had thought of him more than she was willing to admit, +and more than he had any idea of. She began by saying that she hadn't +told her mother of her unfriendly reception by Walter's mother and +sisters, because she didn't want her mother---- + +"Oh, Femke--and you thought I would come?" + +"Yes." said Femke, hesitating, but still with a readiness that +delighted Walter. "Yes, of course I expected to see you again. And +I had a mass said for your recovery." + +"Really?" said Walter, who hardly knew what it meant. "You did that +for me?" + +"Yes, and I prayed, too. I should have been sad if you had died. For +I believe you are a good boy." + +"I ought to have come sooner; and I wanted to, but--Femke, I was +afraid." + +He related to her how he had been near her on Sunday. The girl +attributed his timidity to his diffidence toward her mother. + +"My mother is a good woman. She wouldn't hurt anybody, but--you +understand. She doesn't mix with people much. I understand the +world better, because, you see, I was a nurse for three weeks. I was +only substituting; I was too young to be a real nurse. It was at a +relation's of ours, where the girl was sick. You know we really come +of a good family. But that makes no difference. Tell me, are you well +and strong again?" + +Walter told her now all about his sickness, and soon he came +involuntarily to the thing that gave him most trouble, his defective +knowledge. + +"All the children know French; but at our school it isn't taught. It's +impossible to be a great man without knowing French." + +Walter had difficulty in explaining to her that he meant something +other than the possession of three houses, though that might not +be bad. + +"I should like--you understand? I should like--yes--I should like--how +shall I explain?" + +The sovereignty of Africa was on the end of his tongue; but he didn't +have the courage to put his dreams into words. + +"You know, Femke, that we live here in Europe. Now, down there in the +south, far away--I will draw it for you. We can sit down here and I +will show you exactly what I mean." + +He selected some small sticks suitable for making outlines on the +ground, then he and Femke sat down on a low pile of boards. He +proceeded to scratch up the sand for some distance around. + +"That is Europe. The earth is round; that is, it consists of +two halves, like a doughnut. You see, it looks like a pair of +spectacles. With that half we are not concerned. That's America. You +can put your feet on it if you want to. Here is where we live; there +is England; and here is Africa. The people there are uncivilized. They +can't read, and they don't wear many clothes. But when a traveler +comes along they are very nice to him--the book says so. I'm going +down there and teach all the people to read and give them clothes and +see to it that there is no injustice done in the whole land. And then +we will----" + +"I, too?" asked Femke in amazement. + +"Why, certainly! I wanted to ask you if you were willing to go with +me. We will be man and wife, you understand; so when I get to be king +you will be----" + +"I? Queen?" + +She laughed. Involuntarily she rose and trampled to pieces all the +kingdoms that Walter had just laid at her feet. + +"But--won't you be my wife?" + +"Oh, you boy! How did you get such nonsense into your head? You are +still a child!" + +"Will you wait then till I'm grown up? Will you let me be your friend?" + +"Certainly! Only you mustn't think of that nonsense--not that you may +not go to Africa later. Why not? Many people go on journeys. Formerly +there lived a carpenter near us, and he went to the Haarlem with his +whole family. But--marrying!" + +She laughed again. It pained Walter. The poor boy's first proposal +was turning out badly. + +Suddenly Femke became serious. + +"I know that you are a good boy; and I think a great deal of you." + +"And I!" cried Walter. "Femke, I have thought of you all the time--when +I was sick--in my fever--I don't know what I thought of in my fever, +but I think it must have been you. And I talked to the picture I +painted for you as if it were you; and that picture answered like you +and looked like you. I was Kusco and Telasco, and you were Aztalpa, +the daughter of the sun. Tell me, Femke, may I be your friend?" + +The girl reflected a moment; and in her pure, innocent heart +she felt the desire to do good. Was that seventeen-year-old girl +conscious of the influence that Walter's childish soul exerted upon +her? Scarcely. But she wanted to give him a less cruel answer. + +"Certainly, certainly you shall be my friend. But--but----" + +She was hunting for some excuse that would not hurt him, and still let +him see the difference in their ages. He had grown during his illness, +to be sure, but still--she could have carried him on her arm. And he +had dreamed of rescuing her from a fire! + +"My friend, yes. But then you must do everything that I require." + +"Everything, everything! Tell me quick what I can do for you." + +It was painful for the girl. She didn't know what she should require; +but she was under the necessity of naming something. She had always +heard that it was good for children to study hard. What if she should +spur him on to do that? + +"Listen, Walter. Just for fun I told my mother that you were the best +in school." + +"I?" cried Walter abashed. + +"Study hard and be the first in school inside the next three months," +said Femke to the conqueror of continents, unaware of the sarcasm +that lay in her words. "Otherwise, you see, my mother might think +I had made fun of you; and I don't want that to happen. If you will +only do that----" + +"I will do it, Femke!" + +"Then you must go home and begin at once." + +Thus she sent him away. As she told him "Good-bye" she noticed all +at once that he was too large for her to kiss. A few hours later, +when Father Jansen was calling on her mother and incidentally saw +Walter's painting, Walter suddenly became a child again. The priest +had said that in Dutch Ophelia meant Flora, who was the patron-saint +of roses and forget-me-nots. + +"Oh, that picture is from a little boy, a very small boy. He's about +ten years old--or nine. He's certainly not older than nine!" + +"Girl, you are foolish!" cried the mother. "The boy is fifteen." + +"Yes, that may be--but I just meant that he's still only a child." + +She stuck Ophelia away in some hidden nook, and Mrs. Claus and Father +Jansen never saw that new edition of the old flower-goddess again. + +"Femke, I will do it!" Walter had said. + +There was really reason to believe that he would learn faster now; +but Pennewip's instruction would wear Femke's colors. Walter knew +very well that in requiring this service she had had his own welfare +in view; but this showed her interest in him, and was not so bad. How +would it have looked, he thought, if, after all that had gone before, +he had answered: "Everything except that!" + +Of course he would have greatly preferred to serve his lady on some +journey full of adventure. But one cannot select for one's self +heroic deeds. In these days Hercules and St. George would have to +put up with miniature dragons. + +At all events, Walter took hold of his work in earnest. He studied his +"Ippel," his "Strabbe," his "National History" and even the "Gender +of Nouns," and everything else necessary to the education of a good +Netherlander. Poetry was included; and Walter's accomplishments along +this line were such that other "Herculeses" might have envied him. + +He had never read the stories of tournaments. No enchantress gave +him a charmed coat of mail; no Minerva put the head of Medusa on +his shield--no, nothing of all that. But--Keesje, the butcher's boy, +might look sharp for his laurels! + +In justice to Walter it must be said that he gave his opponent fair +warning, in true knightly style. + +At the end of three months Walter was actually the first in his +classes. Pennewip was compelled to take notice of it. + +"It is strange," he remarked. "I might say that it is remarkable. Yes, +in a way, it is unprecedented--without a parallel!" + +At home the result was that a great council was held regarding Walter's +future. He didn't want to become a compositor; and to be a sailor--that +would have suited him, but his mother was opposed to it. Stoffel, +too, objected on the ground that usually only young people who are +worthless on land are sent to sea. + +Thus Walter's plans for conquest were slipping away from him. He +was not attracted by the brilliant careers that were proposed: They +left Africa out of account. He didn't want to be a school-teacher, +or a shoemaker, or a clerk, or a counter-jumper. + +However, after all authorities had been heard, Stoffel came +to the conclusion that Walter was peculiarly well fitted for +"business." Juffrouw Pieterse agreed with him thoroughly. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + + +"A responsible business firm wants a young man (Dt. Ref.) of good +family. He must be moral, well-behaved and not under fifteen years +old. Prospect of salary if diligent and reliable. Good treatment +guaranteed. Address written applications in own handwriting to +'Business,' care E. Maaskamp's book and art store, Nieuwendyk, +Amsterdam." + +The writer cannot recall what sort of art publications E. Maaskamp was +dealing in just at that time, and will not make any guesses, for fear +of getting the reader into chronological difficulties. If it should +become necessary in writing Walter's history, the writer would have +no compunctions of conscience in putting the republic after Louis, +or William I. before the republic. + +And as for that "Dt. Ref."--Dutch Reform--in the advertisement--that +gives the writer no trouble. He knows very well that "Dt. Ref." as a +necessary qualification for servants, apprentices, etc., was introduced +after E. Maaskamp's pictures had been forgotten. Nevertheless, it +must be insisted upon that the aforesaid abbreviation was in the +advertisement which was now occupying the undivided attention of +the Pieterses. + +"There couldn't be anything more fortunate," said the mother. "What +do you think, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother, it couldn't be better." + +"What pleases me especially is the 'well-behaved.'" + +"Moral and well-behaved, mother." + +"Yes, moral and well-behaved--do you hear, Walter? Just as I have +always said. And 'prospect of salary.' What do you think of that, +Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother; but--he must be 'diligent and reliable.'" + +"Yes, Walter, you must be diligent and reliable. Haven't I always told +you that? And they require 'Dt. Ref.'; but you are that, thank God." + +"Yes, mother, he's that all right." + +"Stoffel, don't you think you'd better write the letter?" + +"But it says 'in own handwriting.'" + +"That's so! But if you write the letter in your own handwriting--that +will be better than for such a child to write it." + +Stoffel had some difficulty in making it plain to his mother that +"own handwriting" meant Walter's own handwriting; but she finally +saw the point, and Walter was given a seat at the table. + +"Well? What must I write at the top?" + +"Now, have you forgotten that again? Such a simple thing? Have you +got down the date? Then write 'Gentlemen,' in business style. It says, +'responsible business firm.'" + +"Yes," said the mother, "and add that your father had a business, +too. We sold shoes from Paris. Otherwise they will think we're only +shoemakers." + +"And write that you are the first in school." + +"And that you belong to the Dutch Reform Church." + +"And that you are moral and well-behaved." + +"And that you are diligent and reliable. Don't you see, you may get +a salary then right away." + +At last the letter was ready. It only remained to stamp it and post +it. But why couldn't the young applicant deliver the letter in person +and save the postage? Stoffel thought there would be no impropriety +in such a course. Even a responsible business firm ought to overlook +such a detail. + +With a heavy heart Walter started out on his important errand. He was +entering the real world, and was about to become a worshiper of the +great god of "business." He was depressed by his lack of confidence, +and felt that it was unbecoming in himself to make application to a +"responsible business firm." + +If he met a man that looked well-to-do, he would ask himself if +the gentleman was a "business man," and belonged to a "responsible +business firm." This last high-sounding expression embodied mysteries +which he did not attempt to understand. He would learn it all later. + +Walter stammered an excuse to the young fellow in the shop for not +having sent his letter by post. The fellow didn't understand him, but +threw the letter carelessly into a box containing a few dozen others +that were awaiting the favorable consideration of Messrs. Motto, +Business & Co. + +The fellow was busy with some Turkish battles in glaring colors, +and declined to enter into any conversation with our hero. Walter's +mouth watered for a bright picture of Grecian chivalry. But what good +did it do? He had no money; and, besides, he was out for business, +not for heroic deeds. + +"Later!" he thought. + +Arrived at home he received the usual scolding. His mother maintained +that he had certainly not entered the shop in a "respectable" manner; +otherwise the young gentleman would have given him a friendlier +reception. She was afraid that those excellent gentlemen, Motto, +Business & Co., would take this into consideration to his detriment. + +"And you say there were already a whole lot of letters there? You +see, Stoffel--if he only isn't too late! That's the way--those people +would break their necks or be first. And who knows but what some of +them are Roman Catholics? I wonder if they all think they're moral +and well-behaved. You can just see what kind of people there are in +the world!" + +Walter had to go back to Maaskamp's and get the address of the firm +in question. The idea was for him to call on the firm in person and +thus get ahead of everybody else. Juffrouw Pieterse wanted to bet her +ears that not a one of the other applicants could boast of a father +who had sold Parisian shoes. + +"Tell them that! Your father never took a stitch in his life. He +didn't even know how to. It's only to prove that we had a business, +too. He never had an awl in his hand--isn't it so, Stoffel?" + +Those eminently respectable gentlemen, Motto, Business & Co., lived--I +don't know where they lived; but they had founded on the Zeedyk a +cigar store and a circulating library. It was probably not far from +the place where six or eight centuries earlier a few fishermen had +founded the greatest commercial city of Europe. + +Walter found one of those worthy gentlemen behind the counter. He was +in his shirt-sleeves, and was engaged in weighing out some snuff for +an old woman. "Business" was evidently being carried on. + +As Walter had formed no conception of "responsible business firm," +he was far from thinking that the gentlemen had claimed too much for +themselves. With his peculiar timidity he even reproached himself +for not having understood the conception "business" before. + +Now he understood it. Business meant to stand behind a counter, +in shirt-sleeves, and weigh snuff. And, too, on the Zeedyk. + +The cigar store occupied only half the width of the house, and was +connected with the circulating library by a side door. Motto, Business +& Co. were simultaneously cultivating two industries: those who didn't +care for snuff or tobacco could get something to read, and vice versa. + +Over the shelves, on the tobacco side, were posted signs bearing the +assurance that something was "manufactured" here. Differing entirely +from the Pieterses, these gentlemen seemed to think that to make +a thing meant more than merely to sell it. We leave the question +undecided. + +Was it true that this business firm manufactured anything? The only +thing they manufactured was the paper bags that were to be pasted +together by the moral, well-behaved, diligent and reliable young man +who was a member of the Dutch Reform Church. + +The amount of business done was small, the profits barely paying the +rent. The wicked world on the Zeedyk even said that the two blue +porcelain vases bearing in old-fashioned letters the inscriptions +"Rappee" and "Zinking," had been borrowed from a second-hand dealer +in the neighborhood, and that the good man came by every day to look +after his property. + +The shop was small, and was closed off in the rear by a green curtain, +which was calculated to make customers think there was something more +beyond. To be exact, there was something beyond that curtain. There +hung a dilapidated mirror, consoling with a lonely chair, which was +now ornamented by the coat of the worthy senior partner; and leaning +against the wall was a half-round table, on which a pomatum-pot +was making fun of a comb because for years it had been expecting +to grow new teeth. Business was not so exacting but that Mr. Motto +could devote a little spare time to the improvement of his personal +beauty. He had succeeded in developing two beautiful bunches of hair +on the sides of his face. They cost him much pains and grease; but +they were the delight of all the ladies who entered the shop. + +"And so you want to go into business, do you?" asked Mr. Motto, +after he had given the old woman a "pinch" from the jar. "What all +have you studied? Reading, writing, arithmetic, French? Eh? And what +are your parents." + +"They dealt in shoes--from Paris, M'neer. But I don't know +French. Arithmetic--yes. Went through Strabbe." + +"And you know arithmetic, do you? How much then is a Pietje and +a half?" + +Walter stammered that he didn't know. Does the reader know? + +"But you must know that if you expect to calculate. And you don't know +what a Pietje is? Do you know the difference between a sesthalf and +a shilling? And between a dollar and a twenty-eight piece? Look----" + +Mr. Motto pulled out the cash-drawer and seemed to be hunting for a +dollar; but for some reason or other he decided to make out with a +sesthalf. This he laid on the counter and asked Walter to imagine a +shilling lying beside it. He then proceeded to test Walter's knowledge +of business by asking him to point out the differences between the +two coins. Mr. Motto claimed that in business one must know these +details thoroughly. + +And Mr. Motto was right about it. At that time there were more +different kinds of money in the Netherlands than there are in Germany +now. To be able to distinguish the various coins readily and make +change accurately a regular course of study was necessary. Just +as a law was about to be passed to confer the title, "Doctor of +Numismatics," on examination, the secretary of the treasury discovered +that all this trouble could be spared by simplifying the money. He +became very unpopular after this. + +In Walter's time, though, such a reform had not been thought of. The +florin had twenty stivers; the regular Holland dollar had fifty +stivers, the Zeeland dollar had forty-two. The dollar was worth a +florin and a half, and the gold florin was called a "twenty-eight," +because it contained twenty-eight stivers. The coins were well-worn and +seldom exhibited any traces of inscriptions, milling, etc. Matters were +further complicated by three-florin pieces and ducats of sixty-three +stivers, not to mention any other coins. + +For Walter the money question was a serious one. + +"And you don't know French, either?" in a tone that was scarcely +encouraging. + +"No----" mournfully. + +"And would your parents put up cash security for you?" + +Walter didn't understand the question. + +"Caution. Don't you understand? Security! There's lots of money +handled, and I must know who I'm turning the shop over to. And--do +you know Danish?" + +Mr. Motto did not always speak grammatically. + +"No--M'neer." + +"What! Nor Danish, either? But Danish sailors come in here to buy +tobacco, and then you need to speak Danish. In a business like this +here you must know all languages. That's the main thing--otherwise +your cake's dough! I've even had Greeks to come in here." + +Walter's heart gave a jump. What heroic deeds might they not do on +such occasions! + +"Yes, Greeks; but they were drunk and wanted a smoke for nothing. We +don't do it that way. The main thing is to look out for the +little things. Otherwise your cake's dough, you understand. Yes, +in business you must know all languages, otherwise you can't talk +to the customers. That's the main thing. But that will be all right +if your parents can deposit a caution. Sometimes there are at least +ten florins in the cash-drawer, you know; and in business a man must +have security. That's the main thing. Otherwise your cake's dough; +you can see that for yourself." + +"My father is dead," said Walter, as if that fact rendered the cash +security unnecessary. He didn't know anything else to say. + +"That so? Dead! Yes, it often happens. Dead? All right! But haven't +you a mother who can pay for you?" + +"I--will--ask--her," Walter stammered. + +"Certainly. Ask her right away; for you know in business things +are done in a hurry. Said, done! That's the main thing. Otherwise +your cake's dough. Here is another shop, and you will have work to +do in there, too--if your mother can put up the money. That's the +main thing." + +Mr. Motto conducted Walter into the circulating library. On three sides +of the room were bookcases reaching to the rather low ceiling. For the +rest, the place was provided with a ladder to be used in gathering +such fruits of literature as hung out of reach. And then there was +a big, thick book, in which the diligent and reliable young man of +Protestant faith was to enroll the names of the people who paid a +dubbeltje a week for a book. It's cheaper now. + +"You see," said Mr. Motto, "that is the book, so to say the great +book. You understand bookkeeping, don't you?" + +Unfortunately Walter had to admit that he had not yet studied that +branch. + +"Nor bookkeeping, either? Boy! that's the main thing in business. If +a man can't do that his cake's dough. It's very simple. You write down +who takes out a book, with the day and date and street and number. And +when they bring the book back you drawn a line through it; and you've +got a pretty kettle of fish if you don't do it. When you don't know +the people you must----" + +"Ask for a deposit!" cried Walter quickly, rejoiced that he knew +something. It's doubtful if he knew what he was to draw the line +through. + +"Yes, a deposit. A florin a week for a volume. Then, you understand, +when a volume's gone, the cake's dough with that volume. Later I will +explain to you everything about the cigars and tobacco; but first +I must know whether your mother--ask her right away! And now I've +explained everything to you at least half a dozen times. For there's +no lack of boys that want to go into business; but when it comes to +Moses and the Prophets--then they set the bow-sails. And that's the +main thing. Otherwise you look a little delicate, but I must know +first if your mother can deposit a caution. Adieu!" + +Walter went home in a peculiar frame of mind. At first the family +did not think favorably of that "cash security." Stoffel, however, +had often heard of such things, and negotiations were opened with +the said firm. It was finally agreed that a deposit of one hundred +florins should be made, for which the firm agreed to pay 3 1/2% +interest. Juffrouw Pieterse was not quite satisfied with this, as +she was accustomed to getting 4%; but "one must do something for +one's children." + +Stoffel, who represented the Pieterses in these negotiations, was +surprised that he never got to see more than the first half of +the firm--or, better, the first third. He even took the liberty +of remarking on the peculiar circumstance, when he learned that +the "Co." was merely ornamental, while "Business" existed only in +Mr. Motto's imagination. In fact that handsome and worthy gentleman +alone constituted the "responsible business firm," and like an Atlas +carried on his broad shoulders all the responsibilities incident to +such a complicated and extensive undertaking. It was quite natural +that he should desire to put a part of the burden on the back of some +diligent, reliable Protestant boy, who could furnish cash security. For +that was "the main thing." + +On the library side Walter developed a diligence against which only +one thing could be urged: it was prejudicial to the tobacco industry +adjoining. If he had smoked as much as he read, he would have made +himself sick; and even his reading wasn't the best thing in the world +for his health. + +He devoured everything indiscriminately--whether ripe or green. Most +of that literary fruit was green. In a short time he was able to +foretell the fate of the hero with a certainty that would have piqued +the author. The cleverest literary craftsman couldn't let the poor +orphan boy be as poor as a church mouse for ten pages, but that +Walter would see the flashing of the stars and knightly crucifixes +with which he was to be decked out on the last page. One might think +this would cause him to lose interest in the book; but, no! He was +constant to the end--to the official triumph. For him it would have +been a sin to call to the Saxons and Normans a second too soon: +"See if Ivanhoe isn't going to smash that big-mouthed Sir Brian de +Bois-Guilbert!" And all the time he felt as if he were--Ivanhoe? No, +as if he were the deity, who must give the hero strength to overcome +that infamous scoundrel, Brian de Bois-Guilbert. + +Then all at once the door-bell would ring, and the magnanimous Walter +would have to occupy himself with things less chivalrous. + +The only thing he could do in such moments was to weigh accurately, +and not give anybody a cigar from the "tens" instead of from +the "eights." Such conscienciousness, however, was futile, for +in the cigar-boxes were cigars that ought to have been called +"twenties." Mr. Motto said that the customers were usually drunk, +and that it was all right to give them cabbage leaves to smoke. "You +must size up your customer. That's the main thing." + +This was something Walter never could learn. With him, ten was ten, +eight eight--no matter who the customer was. To take an unfair +advantage, or tell a lie never occurred to him. From fear or +embarrassment he might possibly tell an untruth; but if he had been +asked a second time---- + +As strange as it may seem, this aversion to lying and deception +was nourished by the books he read. The brave knight fought till he +was victorious, or dead. Only the fatally wounded surrendered. All +this had Walter's hearty endorsement: He would not have acted +differently. The beautiful heroine was loved by everybody; and the +rejected suitors died of despair, or joined some desperate band. All +quite proper. The good remained steadfast, in spite of the Devil and +all his machinations--yes, in spite of tedium. Once selected by the +author to be a high-toned, moral hero--then spotless garments! Walter +wondered if such a one could have a pain in the stomach, or suffer +other inconvenience. Certainly not in books! + +He did not know that such perfection was humbug. He was satisfied +when the characters in such novels did what was required of them by +the author. The villains were always betraying somebody; the heroes +killed everything that got in their way; and the beautiful virgins +charmed everybody. Even God, the God of romance, did his duty much +better than--but that's another detail. + +Yesterday on the Zeedyk a big boy had beaten a little fellow. That +ought to happen in a book. How all the knights would have come +running! Walter, too, was going to--but how could he help it if his +employer called him back? "What in the devil have you got to do with +that? Your work is here in the store. You attend to your own business +now, and don't mix yourself in other people's brawls. That's the +main thing!" + +As a rule of conduct, this was not just what Walter was used to in +his novels. + +Despite such interruptions he continued his reading. He was almost +ready to begin on the last section of books, when he came to the +store one morning and found everything locked up and under seal. + +The worthy Mr. Motto, it seems, had gone to America, as a sailor; +and doubtless that was the "main thing." The unfortunate owner of the +two snuff-vases had a big law suit over them. The point was whether +they were a part of the assets, or not. + +On the Zeedyk at Amsterdam such processes must be tried according +to Roman law; but as the Romans did not use snuff there is nothing +said about "Rappee" in the Roman laws. The writer doesn't know how +the matter finally turned out. It is to be hoped that everybody got +what was coming to him. + +Juffrouw Pieterse, however, did not recover her hundred florins; and, +as usual, she groaned: "There's always trouble with this boy." + +Walter couldn't help her. He had his own troubles: he had been cruelly +interrupted in his reading. Of course the mysterious parentage of +the young robber was perfectly clear to him; but still one likes to +see whether one has guessed correctly, or not. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + + +"Do you think stivers grow on my back?" asked the mother the next +day. "You still don't earn a doit! Do you have to buy tobacco for +old soldiers?" + +Walter had nothing to say. Recently his mother had given him a shilling +to give to Holsma's maid. Walter neglected to do this, and spent one +stiver of the money on snuff for an old soldier. + +The mother continued her tirade, making use of the word "prodigue," +prodigal. + +"No, mother," said Stoffel, "that isn't it. He's behind in +everything. He doesn't know yet how to handle money, that's it!" + +"Yes. He doesn't know how to handle money! All the other children at +his age--when they have a stiver they either save it or buy themselves +something. And he--what does he do? He goes and gives it away! Boy, +boy, will you never learn any sense?" + +Walter was cut to the quick by the accusation of wastefulness and +prodigality. In his eyes a prodigal was somebody, a man! "Prodigue, +prodigue," he murmured. He knew the word. + +In one of the bedrooms hung a series of crude, highly colored pictures +illustrating the story of the prodigal son. The pictures were French; +and a study of the titles convinced the family that "prodigue" could +mean nothing but prodigal in the worst sense, i. e., "lost." Stoffel +had maintained this proposition against one of his colleagues, till +that one drew a lexicon on him. + +After much argument it was decided to compromise on the "mistake" +in the French Bible by allowing "prodigue" to have sometimes the +meaning of "extravagant." Those pictures had afforded Walter much +food for thought. + +First picture: The "lost" or prodigal son tells his father +good-bye. The old gentleman wears a purple coat. Very pretty--but the +prodigal himself! A mantle floated about his shoulders--it seemed to +be windy in the colonnade. It was princely; and his turkish trousers +were of pure gold. At his side was a bent sabre, and on his head a +turban, with a stone in it--certainly onyx, or sardonox, or a pearl, +or a precious stone--or whatever it might be! + +The old gentleman seemed to be out of humor; but no wonder--all those +loaded camels, and the slaves, and all the accessories for that long, +long journey! A negro, as black as pitch, was holding a horse by +the rein. Another negro was holding the stirrup, and seemed to say: +"Off to the Devil; prodigal, get on!" + +What boy wouldn't have been a prodigal son? The bent sabre alone was +worth the sin. + +Second picture: Hm--hm. Wicked, wicked! Why, certainly; but not for +Walter, who in his innocence attached no importance to the extravagant +dresses of the "Juffrouwen." It was sufficient that all were eating +and drinking bountifully, and that they were in good spirits and +enjoying themselves. How prettily one of the girls, in glossy silk, +was leaning over the shoulder of the "lost" one! How much nicer to be +lost than found!--anyway, that was the impression the feast made on +Walter. The true purpose of the picture--to deter people from a life of +dissoluteness--escaped Walter entirely. Perhaps he knew what it meant; +but in his heart he felt that it meant something else. What attracted +him most was not the food and drink, under which the table "groaned," +nor the sinful sensuality painted on the faces of the ladies. It was +the freedom and unconventionality of the company that charmed him. In +order to emphasize the idea of prodigality, the painter had allowed +some big dogs to upset an open cask of wine. + +The wine was streaming, and straying away as if it were the lost +sinner. This pleased Walter immensely. None of the guests seemed to +notice such a small trifle, not even the waiters. This ought to have +happened just once in the Pieterse home--and even if it were only a +stein of beer! + +The artist says to himself, Do you suppose I didn't foresee the +seductive influence of such a picture? The next one makes it all right! + +Well, maybe so. + +Third picture: Magnificent. How romantic this wilderness! Oh, to +sit there on that boulder and stare into the immeasurable depths of +the universe--alone! + +To think, think, think! + +No schoolmaster, no mother, brother, or anyone to say what he +must do with his heart, with his time, with his elbows, or with his +breeches! That's the way Walter saw it. The young man there didn't even +have on breeches; and he looked as if he wouldn't have been ashamed +to stretch himself out on his back, with his arms over his head, and +watch with wide-open eyes the passing of the moon and stars. Walter +asked himself what he would think of when he had founded such an +empire of solitude. + +Hm! Femke could sit on the boulder with him. Prodigal son--oh, +sin divine with her! He was surprised that in the whole Bible there +was only one prodigal son. Of all sins this seemed to him the most +seductive. + +And the desert was so--endurable. There were trees in it, which one +could climb, when one really got lost, or use to build a nice little +cabin--for Femke, of course. + +The prodigal in the picture didn't seem to have thought of all +that. Why wasn't the Juffrouw in green silk with him? She will come +soon, Walter said to himself. Perhaps she's not quite through with +her prodigality. If she would only hurry up and come! He longs for +her. But that is the only annoyance that a genuine prodigal takes +with him from the profane world into that capital wilderness. + +It must be remarked in passing, however, that the hogs with which +that picture was equipped looked ugly. The pious artist had made them +shield-bearers of sin, and had supplied their physiognomies with all +kinds of horrible features. And, too, the trough looked dirty. + +If it happens to me, said Walter, I'll take sheep with me; and Femke +can card the wool. + +The artist ought to admit that even this third picture is inadequate +to inspire a proper disgust for prodigality. + +And the fourth one? No better. + +The old gentleman is excessively friendly. We are again in the +colonnade, where the camels have just waited so patiently. One of the +slaves clasps his hands and looks toward heaven--because he's glad, +of course, that little Walter has come back. + +He? The real Walter? Returned home, and friendly received in his high +rank of a "has-been" and "recovered" prodigal? Oh, no! + +And that fatted calf! In direct opposition to the custom that was +familiar to Walter! It worried the boy. Juffrouw Pieterse never +slaughtered anything. She ran a weekly account with Keesje's father; +and even a roast was a rarity. + +There was no prospect of a fatted calf, whether he became a prodigal +or not. But that didn't keep the rank of a prodigal from being higher +than that of a stupid boy who didn't know how to handle money. + +He was encouraged to think that he was indebted to his friendly +enemy, Juffrouw Laps, for something. She always cited the Bible, +and spoke continually of feeding swine. Walter wanted to answer: +"That's very nice, Juffrouw Laps, but can't it be sheep this time?" + +He knew very well that she had never had any passion for carding, +and consequently was not interested in that blue muffler, which would +be so becoming to Femke's favorite sheep. + +But she assured him that he was a prodigal; and that was enough. + +"That's what I've always said!" replied Juffrouw Pieterse. "What +does he do but squander his mother's money? If that man wants snuff, +let him buy it. The king pays him. I have to work too hard for my +money. Don't I, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother; but it's only childishness in Walter!" + +"Childishness! That's what I call it." + +"No it isn't!" cried the pious Laps. "He's on the straight road to +the trough of Luke 15. He will eat husks! Do you think the Master +doesn't carry out his parables? Just send him to me. The pastors are +to blame for it. They don't explain the Bible. Send him to me." + +"If I only knew how he gets such things into his head!" + +"You don't know? It's arrogance!" + +She spoke the truth. + +"Arrogance, Arrogance pure and simple--just as it was in Belshazzar, +or Sennacherib, or Nebuchadnezzar." + +How thankful Walter was! If at this moment he had had a letter to +write--preferably to Femke--he would have boasted of being as wicked +as three old kings put together. + +"Arrogance!" repeated Juffrouw Laps. "Gold on top, iron in the middle, +and feet of clay. The Master will overthrow him. Send him to me." + +This invitation to turn over the royal villain to her for religious +instruction was repeated so often that it was necessary to give her +an answer. + +"But, dear Juffrouw, the boy don't want to. He's stubborn; and what +can one do with such a child?" + +Walter knew that his mother was not quite truthful; but, after his +former experience with his friendly enemy, he found it desirable to +keep quiet. When pressed, however, for an explanation he said: + +"The man wanted snuff, and nobody would give him any; so I----" + +Juffrouw Laps knew enough. Walter was as good as her prisoner: she +now knew exactly how to take his fortifications, if they could be +taken at all. + +"If he doesn't want to come to me, don't compel him," she said sweetly +on leaving. "To force him won't do any good. Let him exercise his own +pleasure. I'm afraid you pick at the child too much, anyway. What an +awful fuss we've made over a stiver!" + +"That's what I say, too," replied the mother. "It looks as if we +begrudged him the money! We could have spared another stiver, and we +wouldn't have missed it, would we, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother, but it's time for Walter----" + +"Goodness, what a hullaballoo to raise about a few pinches of +snuff! The Master will repay it seven times seventy times. Whatever +ye have done to the least of my brothers----" + +With this consoling passage on her lips she took her leave of the +astonished family. + +Yes, it wasn't so easy to see through Juffrouw Laps! + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + + +In his efforts to reconcile the various conflicting authorities +contesting for supremacy in his soul, Walter threw himself into a +severe spell of blues. He was not conscious of the contrast between +the world of his high-flown fancy and the earthy environment of his +home-life. The sympathetic care which he should have received after +his illness had not fallen to his lot. + +He felt dejected. + +"Femke!" he thought; and he longed for her fresh healthy face, +for her pure, unselfish glance, for her friendly smile. The Fancy +that had led him away to the stars in search of his misty sister had +got lodged on that girl of the Amsterdam lowlands, Femke--with her +unpoetical length, breadth, thickness, and weight. + +"I am going to see her," he cried. "I will! And if Mrs. Claus asks +me about worms a dozen times, it's all the same to me; I am going to +see her!" + +Walter reached the house and knocked. "Come in!" someone called. This +was a little sudden, for it took some time to get hold of the +latch. But Walter did it. Perhaps he was thinking of Missolonghi. + +The Turks that he saw now were not revolting in appearance. They were +unarmed and did not murder a single baby. + +But--Femke was not in the party. + +Mrs. Claus was at the wash-tub, while Father Jansen was quietly +smoking. + +"Is that you, young man? Very nice! That's the young man who gave +Femke the picture, you remember, father?" + +The father nodded to him kindly and smoked away, without manifesting +any special Godliness. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I wanted to----" + +"Very nice of you! Won't you have a slice of bread and butter? And how +is your mother? Is she better now? She was sick, wasn't she? That's +a good boy, father. Femke said so. Is your mother better again? It +was fever, wasn't it? or apoplexy--or what was it then?" + +"Oh, no! Juffrouw." + +"You mustn't call me Juffrouw. I am only a wash-woman. Everyone must +stay in his own class, mustn't he, father? Well, it's all the better; +I thought she had been sick. It must have been somebody else. One +has so much to think of. Do you like cheese?" + +The good woman prepared a slice of bread and butter, with cheese. If +Trudie could have seen it, she would have fainted. In the "citizen's +class," such and such a sub-class, according to Pennewip, is found +a certain scantiness that does not obtain in the common laboring +class. In the matter of eating, laborers, who do not invest their +money in Geneva, are not troubled so much by "good form" as people +who give their children French names. + +Walter had never seen such a slice of bread. He didn't know whether he +ought to bite through the width, or the thickness. The bit of cheese +gave him his cue. + +He liked Mrs. Claus much better this time. And Father Jansen, too; +even if he wasn't like Walter had imagined him to be. + +He had never conceived a preacher as being anything else but a very +supernatural and spiritual and celestial sort of person. Father Jansen +didn't seem to be that kind of a man at all. + +He visited the sheep of his fold, especially the plain people, not +to make a display of beneficence--for he had nothing, but because he +was happiest among simple people. He was fond of bread and butter of +the Mrs. Claus variety. For the rest, he said mass, preached about +sin, catechised, confirmed, absolved, and did whatever needed to be +done. He performed the functions of his office, and did not think +it at all strange that he should have gone into the church, while +his brother in Nordbrabant succeeded to the business of his father, +who was a farrier and inn-keeper. + +"And what are you going to be?" he asked Walter; "for everybody in the +world must be something. Wouldn't you like to be a bookbinder? That's +a good trade." + +"I was--I was in business, M'neer; and I'm going back to business." + +"That's good, my boy. You may get rich. Especially here in Amsterdam; +for Amsterdam is a commercial city." + +Walter wanted to add: "The greatest commercial city of Europe." But +he was abashed by the--worldliness of Father Jansen's talk. He didn't +find it disagreeable: he was merely surprised at it. + +"A boy like you ought to eat a lot. You look pale. My brother can bend +a horseshoe. What do you say to that? Have you ever eaten our Brabant +bread? Ham isn't bad, either. A person that doesn't eat enough gets +weak. I always eat two slices of bread and butter whenever I'm here +at Mrs. Claus's; but I'm not nearly so strong as my brother. You +ought to see the Vucht fair. That's a great time." + +Walter was more than surprised to hear such talk from a preacher: he +was almost pleased. He had never received such charming messages from +heaven. Of course they came from heaven, those friendly words uttered +in Brabant dialect between the puffs of Father Jansen's pipe. This +man in a priest's coat chattered away as if there were no such thing +in the world as God, Grace, and Hell--especially the latter. He was +as happy as a child in telling about the strength of his brother, +the horseshoer. It was his business to lead the world to eternal +happiness; and he liked thick slices of bread and butter with cheese. + +Walter had never had religious things opened up to him so +delightfully. He felt encouraged to speak: + +"M'neer, I would like to know who God is!" + +Father Jansen started, and looked at Walter as if he hadn't clearly +understood the question. + +"Yes--that's very praiseworthy in you. You must----" + +"But, father," cried Mrs. Claus, "the child isn't in the church! Are +you?"--to Walter. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I have been confirmed." + +"To be sure, to be sure, but----" + +"On the Noordermarkt!" + +"Well, you see he's in the church all right." + +The good woman didn't have the heart--or else she had too much +heart--to tell the father that it wasn't the right church. + +"Whoever wants to get acquainted with God," said Father Jansen, +"must study diligently." + +"To be sure," said Mrs. Claus, "the articles of faith. You ought to +hear my Femke repeat them. It's a pleasure, isn't it, father? She's +my only child, but--she's a girl worth having!" + +"Yes, Femke is an excellent girl. I don't have any trouble with her." + +The father spoke in a business-like manner; and he meant it that +way. The spots on Femke's soul were easily removed. He praised Femke +as a cook would praise a kitchen-pot. + +Father Jansen had still more praise for Femke: she had patched his +drawers so nicely. + +Oh, Fancy! + +The mention of this fact did not touch Walter's Êsthetic feelings. With +him there were other considerations. Fancy was used to seeing +everything nude--fathers, humanity--so there was no difficulty here. + +Walter was sixteen years old, already a little man--why must Femke +patch drawers for this father! + +"Yes," said the mother. "Femke is clever at patching. If you've got +anything else that needs mending, just send it over." + +Walter was warm. If it had been collars, socks, waistcoats, or--well, +if it had to be something questionable--if it had only been trousers! + +"Just send it over, and if Femke isn't here----" + +"Where is she going to be?" thought Walter. + +"Then I will attend to it myself. I can do it neatly." + +Thank God! Dear, good, magnificent Mrs. Claus! Do it, do it yourself, +and leave Femke where she is. + +But--where was she? + +Thus Walter's thoughts; but what did he say?--the hypocrite, the +budding man. + +"Yes, indeed, Mrs. Claus, I had almost forgotten to ask where your +daughter Femke is." + +"Femke? She's at my niece's, where the girl is sick. You know we're +of good family. Femke is looking after my niece's children." + +Walter didn't have the courage to ask where this niece lived, so he +assumed a look of contentment. + +After much waiting and twisting and turning on his chair, Walter +finally left the house with Father Jansen. He had not yet learned +how to end a visit: some people never learn it. + +"Don't you want to do me a favor?" said the good man. "Then walk on +my right side. I'm deaf here"--pointing to his left ear. + +"I will tell you how it happened. When I was a little boy--are you +a good climber?" + +"No, M'neer!" + +"Well, I am! In the whole of Vucht there wasn't a boy who could +climb as well as I could. Do you know what I did once? I climbed up +and slipped a flower-pot from a third-story window. And--my priest +wasn't in a good humor at all! He didn't want to accept me till I had +returned that flower-pot; and then I had to go and beg the old woman's +pardon. And she herself went to the priest to intercede for me. Then +he accepted me. But I got twenty 'confiteors'--oh, he was severe! + +"But I was going to tell you why I'm deaf in the left ear. + +"In one of the seminaries was a student--he's a canonicus in the Rhine +country, and will get to be a cardinal, perhaps pope, for--he was +very sly! I will tell you, his name was--Rake; but, you understand, +his name was really something else. This Rake was a mean rascal; but he +was never punished, because he was careful. See if he doesn't get to be +a cardinal, or pope! You ought to hear him quote from the Vulgate. He +could rattle away for three hours and never made a mistake." * * * + +"Are you perfectly crazy, boy, or what is the matter with you? Walking +with a priest! What in the name of the Lord are you thinking about? Go +in the house--quick! Jesu, what troubles I have with that child!" + +With these words Juffrouw Pieterse broke off Walter's acquaintance +with Father Jansen for this time. + +The way that the father and Walter had taken led them directly by +Walter's home. Juffrouw Pieterse, who was haggling with a Jew over the +price of a basket of potatoes, narrowly escaped a stroke of apoplexy +when she saw them together. + +"With a priest!--Stoffel! Come down quick--that boy is walking with +a priest!" + +Tears rose in Walter's eyes. He had found Father Jansen a good man, +and was grieved that that gentleman should meet with such a reception. + +It is to be hoped that those rude words were received by his left +ear. In fact, this seemed to be the case, for when Walter said that +he was at home now and that his mother was calling him, Father Jansen +answered kindly: + +"So? You live there? Then I will tell you the next time why I am so +deaf in my left ear--entirely deaf, you understand!" + +Thank God, Walter thought, and wiped away his tears. In his eyes his +mother had committed a sin so grave that about fifty "confiteors" +would be necessary for its expiation. + +"Oh, yes. I was going to tell you----" + +With these words Father Jansen turned around again. He continued: +"The flower-pot of the old lady, Juffrouw Dungelaar, you know--it +wasn't for the flowers, you understand, nor for the pot, but only +because I could climb so well. Otherwise--one mustn't take anything +away, even if it is so high up. Adieu, young man!" + +After giving Juffrouw Pieterse a friendly greeting that she did not +deserve, the man continued on his way. + +Stoffel said that to walk with a priest was "simply preposterous." + +"As if he were crazy!" said Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Yes," agreed Stoffel, "but it's because he has nothing to do but +loaf around. If that keeps up, he will never amount to anything." + +True, Walter was loafing around; but he was not idle. His activities +brought nothing palpable to light, still he was building up the inner +life in a manner of which Stoffel had no idea. + +"Of course!" said the mother. "He must have work. If he were only +willing to be a compositor! or an apprentice in the shoe-business. To +make shoes--that he shall never do." + +"This running with priests comes only from idleness, mother. Do I +run with priests? Never. Why not? Because I have to go to my school +every day!" + +"Yes, Stoffel, you go to your school every day." + +"Besides, there are good priests. There was Luther, for instance. He +was a sort of priest. What did he do?" + +"Yes, I know. He reformed the people." + +"He made them Lutherans, mother; but that's almost the same thing. One +mustn't be narrow-minded." + +"That's what I say, Stoffel, people ought not to be so +narrow-minded. What difference does it make what a person's religion +is, just so he's upright, and not a Roman Catholic!" + +When Walter told Father Jansen that he "was in business," and that +he was "going back to business," he spoke better than he himself +knew. He did go back to business. + +Through a leather-dealer, who, speaking commercially, was in close +touch with shoes that came from Paris, Walter got a position with a +firm whose "responsibility" was somewhat less apocryphal than that of +Messrs. Motto, Business & Co. He was to begin his new apprenticeship +in the offices of Messrs. Ouwetyd & Kopperlith, a firm of world-wide +reputation. + +However, before he was to enter upon his new duties, all sorts of +things were destined to happen, with the tendency to make Walter +appear as a "hero of romance," which he wasn't at all. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + + +It was Thursday. Stoffel came home with the important news that the +king--I don't know what king--had arrived in the city unexpectedly +and would visit the theatre that evening. Everything and everybody +was in a commotion; for in republican countries much importance is +given to pomp and title. + +This time curiosity was more wrought up than usual. Many foreign +princes, including an emperor, were visiting the king; and these +distinguished personages would follow the court to Amsterdam, coming +from The Hague, Utrecht and Haarlem. To put it tamely, it was to be +a great occasion. + +That republican populace was to get to see the countenance and +coat-tails not only of their tyrant, but also the countenances and +coat-tails of many other tyrants, not to mention female tyrants. + +The old doughnut women on the "Dam," which the city rented to them as +a market-place, were threatening to bring suit against the city. They +felt that it was hard to have to pay rent for the fresh air, day after +day, with the prospect of selling a few doughnuts to the youth of +the street, and now be run out because his majesty wanted to exhibit +himself to the people from the balcony of the old City Hall. + +Why shouldn't the old women be seen at their accustomed places? Must +the doughnut industry be carried on secretly? Was it for fear of +imitations and unprincely competition? Or was it to keep the old +women from seeing the king? + +At any rate, the whole kit of them had to leave. At most, they could +only mix with the crowd incognito, and afterwards might join in +the prearranged "Long live the King!" or somebody else, as the case +might be. + +It is really remarkable that princes die. Seemingly the "vivats" +are of no avail. + +The crowd was especially large, on account of the many majesties and +highnesses who had gathered about the tyrant. + +Among the number was the Prince of Caramania, who had especial claims +upon the sympathy of the people, so all the newspapers said. One of +his ancestors had been a captain in the service of the state and had, +therefore, spilt his blood for the freedom of the Netherlands. + +This blood, and perhaps the freedom as well, was newspaper +arabesque. It was certain, however, that the prince wore a green +coat with gold frogs; and upon his head he had a big plume. It was, +therefore, quite proper for the crowd to cry occasionally "Long live +the Prince of Caramania!" + +Among the eminent gentlemen was a certain duke, who, by reason of his +virtues, had got himself banished from his country. The man was thrifty +and economical, though without neglecting himself. Nevertheless, +the rabble had dethroned him and sent him across the border with a +bushel of diamonds. Of these diamonds he was now to display a few +dozen in the shape of coat-buttons and the like. The newspapers gave +the crowd their cue accordingly. They were to cry: "Long live the +Duke with his diamonds!" + +Princess Erika was the niece of the king, and was to marry the +crown-prince of a great empire, which was indebted to the Netherlands +for its prominence. The newspapers gave the assurance that this empire +would pay off the national debt of the Netherlands if the people +would only put enough enthusiasm into a "Long live Princess Erika!" + +The old Countess-palatine of Aetolia was descended directly from +a certain knight who treated his hostlers like princes. In this +case it was not inappropriate for a republican populace to ask for +a prolongation of her ladyship's life. The cry was: "Long live the +Countess-palatine of Aetolia!" + +The Grand-duke of Ysland was the handsome grandson of a shopman. His +merits would fill three columns of fine print. The man was a master +of the type-case himself, and by exerting himself could even set up +his own name. The newspapers said that having safely passed an ocean +of pitfalls, he had now perfected himself as the brother-in-law of +a demi-god. Therefore, whoever had the interest of his country at +heart could not afford to fail to bellow at the top of his voice: +"Long live the Grand-duke of Ysland!" + +There were still more potentates and ladies of quality who had honored +Amsterdam with a visit. They had heard that the city was la VÈnise +du Nord, that it was tres interessant, tres interessant! etc. + +And the Holland herrings! DÈlicieux! Unfortunately the Netherlanders +didn't know how to cook them; they must be baked. + +And the Holland school of painting! Rambr‡nn--magnifique! + +There were still other good things in Holland, as their highnesses +testified with patronizing kindness. + +"Il parait qu'un certain WondËle a Ècrit des choses, des choses--mais +des choses--passablement bien!" + +And the dikes! And the Katwyk sluice--gigantesque! + +Whatever spare time they might have after making cheese and cooking +herrings, the Holland people liked to devote to fighting the +elements. After skating and racing this was the favorite recreation +of the nation. + +I can assure the reader that the aristocratic party took their +departure thoroughly satisfied with our country. The only person who +received quite a different impression--but I will not anticipate the +feelings of our hero. Even a writer has his duties. + +The first evening everything was to be illuminated. Two hundred +and fifty thousand candles were to proclaim the enthusiasm of the +people. Two hundred and fifty thousand fiery tongues were to cry: +"Hosanna! Blessed be he who comes in the name of----" In whose +name? Hosanna for whom? For what? + +Well, that was a matter of indifference to the people. They knew +that there was something doing, that there was a crowd, and that +was enough. People are somewhat like children, who amuse themselves +immensely in the confusion of a "moving," of a death, or of anything +that causes commotion and excitement. + +Walter had got permission to see the illumination. Unconsciously +he assumed that stupid expression which is obligatory on such +occasions. He listened to the conversation of those about him. + +"That's what I call illuminating! Nine candles for such a big house!" + +"Twelve!" cried another. + +"No, nine." + +"Twelve!" + +"Nine!" + +"Three--three--three--and three. Look there are twelve, or I can't +count." + +"No, the three above don't count. That story is rented. I know it." + +"Well--if you mean it that way. I only said that four times three +are twelve. What do you say, Hannes?" + +Hannes found the calculation correct. + +"How long will the candles burn?" + +"Till about one o'clock, I suppose." + +"I don't believe it!" + +"Well, I do!" + +"But I don't!----" + +"Have you been in the Sukkelgracht?" + +"Oh, it isn't pretty there." + +"You think so? Prettier than here." + +"Oh, no!" + +"Yes, it is!----" + +"Look there; there's a verse." + +"Yes, a verse. Can you read it?" + +"Certainly! Let me see, what is it?" + +"I can read it, too." + +"It's about 'illustrious blood'----" + +"Yes, and 'our country,' and 'dedicated to honor and virtue.'" + +"And 'his illustrious blood'----" + +"No, there it stands--'torn from the barbarians'----" + +"That comes later. 'Illustrious blood'----" + +"Of Holland's hero----" + +"Welcome, hero!" + +"I wonder if the king looks at the candles. Do you suppose he reads +such verses and copies them?" + +"Oh, he has his ministers for that." + +"Or generals. He has seen or read about lots of nice things." + +"As nice as here?" + +"Why, of course!" + +"I don't believe it." + +"Well, I do." + +"Do you know what I think? He likes to look at the lights too." + +"You think so?" + +"Yes." + +"No, you don't believe that." + +"Don't crowd so!" + +"I can't help it. They're crowding me." + +"The people are pushing and shoving as if they were crazy." + +"Did you ever see the like? You know what I think? Kalver Street +ought to be as wide again as it is." + +"Yes, as wide again. The street's too narrow." + +"That's why everybody's scroudging so." + +There was much truth in this. Pressure was high. People were mashed +and squeezed together. Those who, by reason of a lack of avoirdupois, +were less firmly attached to the ground, were lifted bodily. Walter +hung suspended in mid-air and looked over the heads of men much taller +than he. + +"Are you walking on stilts?" asked a big fat woman, whose hips had +come into collision with Walter's knees. "Well, that's something." + +The pressure was increasing. It seemed that the fat woman would soon +have Walter on her shoulder, like a gun; while Walter was thinking +that soon he would be roaming over the country like a knight. No one +was looking at the candles now. People were finding their amusement +in crowding and being crowded. + +No, Kalver Street ought not to be widened. For, properly understood, +this crowding and pushing and shoving was the nicest part of the +whole business. + +How tedious it would have been quietly to watch those two hundred +and fifty thousand candles from some comfortable position. + +Our little man lay on the heads and shoulders of his brothers. Like +some aspirants to a throne, he threw himself upon the masses. But he +was beginning to feel generally uncomfortable. He wanted to hold on +fast to something, or somebody--to somebody's ears, or nose. That, +however, did not suit the masses. They didn't mind being squeezed; +but they didn't like to be held on to. + +Crash! + +Don't let the reader be alarmed. Walter had not burst under the strain; +but the pressure of the crowd had broken in the double doors of a +cafÈ! The irruption was terrible. The way the crowd streamed in might +be compared to the flow of molten lava. Walter described a parabolic +curve and landed on a table, without suffering any damage. + +"Walter Pieterse!" cried the astonished party sitting around the table. + +"Have you hurt yourself, Walter?" + +No, he hadn't hurt himself; but he was rigid with surprise. Firstly, +over his ascent; secondly, over his aÎrial journey; then over his +descent among all kinds of glassware; and, finally--and that was not +the least surprising thing--he was surprised to find himself all at +once in the bosom of the Holsma family. + +It was Sietske who asked him if he was hurt. + +All the glasses, both great and small, were broken; but Walter was +still in one piece. Uncle Sybrand helped him to his feet. It wasn't +easy, for the press was great. However, Walter's size facilitated +matters. + +The proprietor couldn't reach the scene of action, but he was able +to make his voice heard to the effect that everything broken must be +paid for. From other tables came the noise of more breaking glass. The +man was desperate. He cursed kings and masses indiscriminately. + +"One bottle of wine, three lemonades, six glasses!" cried Holsma, +assuming the responsibility for Walter's unintentional work of +destruction. + +Uncle Sybrand was holding up the money to pay for everything. + +"Oh, M'neer, I'm afraid to go home after this," cried Walter. "How +can I pay for that? And my mother----" + +In the noise and jumble Holsma did not understand; but Sietske +understood. + +"Sh!" she whispered. "Papa will pay for it all. Besides, I have money; +and William, too; and Hermann. Just be quiet." + +Walter still did not understand. When, under the protection of the +Holsmas, he was safe on the outside again, and the entire party had +escaped the mob by taking a side street, he reiterated that he did +dare show his face to his mother and Stoffel. + +"It doesn't make any difference about the money," said Holsma. "I +will attend to that. Why, boy, you're scared half to death. You're +shaking. Come along home with us where you can rest a bit and quiet +yourself." + +The distance, however, proved too short to have the desired quieting +effect on Walter. + +"My mother will be angry when I come home late." + +Holsma told him that a messenger should be sent to his mother at once, +so that she would know where he was. + +The doctor gave him a sedative and led him into a room adjoining that +in which the Holsma family were sitting. Walter was to walk up and +down the room till he felt better; but he soon got tired of this and +did the very thing that he was not to do; he sat down on a sofa and +fell asleep. + +Whether, in general, it is a good thing to keep in motion after a +fright--that I do not know. Walter, on the contrary, always felt the +need of sleep under such circumstances; and this remedy, with which +nature provided him, usually restored his mental equilibrium. Perhaps, +after all, it wasn't real sleep: he merely dreamed. + +Again he was lifted up, higher and higher, borne by strong hands. A +man bit him in the hand. The fact was he had scratched his hand on +a refractory horsehair, which had become tired of acting as stuffing +for a sofa-pillow. + +An angry woman assailed him with abuse. Stupid? Not stupid? We, the +masses? She let him fall. But he fell in Sietske's lap; and there +wasn't a single sliver of glassware. + +He was happy--but the horsehair scratched him again. Then he heard +a voice. Was he still dreaming? Yes, dreaming again of soaring and +falling. There was Femke. + +Of course there had to be something about her in his dream, and about +bleaching the clothes. Father Jansen was there, too, exhibiting to +the stars the particular garment that Femke had patched. Orion and +the Great Bear admired this specimen of her handiwork. Walter did not. + +"Did you do it yourself?" he heard Sietske asking in the next room. "Or +couldn't you get through the crowd?" + +"No, it was impossible to get through such a mob. I turned it over +to the man with the peddler's wagon." + +What was that? Walter sat up. Father Jansen was gone; Orion, too; +and the clouds, and the "masses"; but--that voice! + +He heard it again. + +"I know him very well--oh, so well! He's a good boy." This he heard +Femke say! + +He jumped up and ran into the room where the Holsmas were. He saw +a triangular piece of a woman's dress disappear through the door; +then the door closed. + +He didn't have the courage--or was something else beside courage +necessary to ask, "Is that Femke?" + +On his way home that evening Walter did not suffer in the least +from the sensation of being borne through the air; or from anything +similar. He was on the earth, very much on the earth. He felt lowly. + +If he had only seen that bit of Femke's dress somewhere else, and +not at the Holsmas--not in that swell family; not in the company +of Sietske, who had so much money in her "savings-bank," nor in the +presence of the vain William, who was studying Latin! + +He was brave enough to feel ashamed of himself; and that's all I can +say in his favor. + +Let us now look at things from the point of view of Juffrouw +Pieterse. That lady was in the clouds. She was hoping that the +messenger who had brought her news of Walter had not been able to +find her flat at once. The idea of someone from Dr. Holsma's asking +for her through the neighborhood was decidedly pleasant. The longer +he might have had to inquire for her the better! + +"Of course he was at the grocer's," she said. "Such messengers +never know where they have to go. Of course he told that the 'young +gentleman' was staying at Dr. Holsma's! And such a man always +tattles; such people don't do anything but tattle. But, as far as +I'm concerned, everybody can know it. I only mean that such people +like to tattle. But--say, Walter, how did it happen that you went +with the family? You're a nice rascal. Stoffel, what do you say?" + +Stoffel made a serious face--as much as to say: "Hm! I'll have to +think over it. He's been up to something." + +"I met the Holsma family in Kalver Street," Walter said. He told +the truth; he had met the family in Kalver Street. But why didn't he +tell anything about the extraordinary circumstances under which he +met them? Ah--there's the rub! + +"Your back is so sticky!" complained Pietro, whose care it was to +look after the washing. + +The family rubbed, and felt, and smelt; and then they declared +unanimously that Walter's back had been guilty of absorbing all kinds +of sticky gases and liquids. + +"Really, it smells like lemon," said Trudie. + +"And like wine!" + +"And it's just coated with sugar. Boy, where have you been? Don't +you have any sense of shame? To go to visit such swell people with +lemon and sugar on your back! It's a disgrace, a disgrace." + +"There was such a crowd on the street." + +"That don't explain the wine on your back--nor the lemon--nor the +sugar. What say you, Trudie?" + +There was complete unanimity. Timid, as usual, Walter didn't have the +courage to tell everything. Nor would this have done any good. The +understanding of the Pieterse family was like a rusty lock that no key +will open. Walter knew this, and remembering former sad experiences, +allowed the storm to rage above his head. Unfortunately he, too, +in a sense, was rusty. His nobility of character had suffered; he +had been guilty of cowardice. + +He felt it. No minister could pray it away. Not even God himself +could revoke it. Everyone must act according to his conviction, +Mevrouw Holsma had said. He had not done this. + +A dog would have kissed the hem of Femke's garment, meeting her after +such a long separation. For it was she. Certainly it was Femke--or---- + +Oh, he was hunting for or's! + +Could it have been somebody else? It must have been somebody else. How +could Femke be at Dr. Holsma's? + +No, no, it was she! Didn't she say that she knew me? Didn't she speak +with the same voice that I heard when she called me a dear boy and +gave me the kiss at the bridge? + +She didn't know then what a coward I am! She wouldn't deny me and +betray me. She would say to everybody: That is Walter, my little +friend that I kissed that time, because he was so brave in fighting +off those boys! + +And I? Oh, help me God! + +No, God has nothing to do with it. I am a coward. I can't live +this way. + +He thought of suicide; and in this mood he spent that Thursday +night. He arose Friday morning with the firm determination to put an +end to his unworthy existence. + +Fortunately, just after breakfast he was put to work on a job that +is calculated to reconcile one with life. + +He had been tried and convicted, the verdict being unanimous. The +penalty was that he should wash his jacket till it was clean. He +entered upon the task with such enthusiasm that in an hour he was +running to his mother crying triumphantly: + +"Look, mother! You can't see a trace of it now!" + +This little conquest dispelled all the clouds that had darkened +his life. + +There are plenty of people who would gladly fall into a barrel of +lemonade if they only understood the salutary effects of cleaning +a coat. + +The poor unfortunate who has never washed his own clothes does not +know what life is. + +I will ask her pardon, thought Walter; and he pictured it all +to himself, wondering whether it would do for him to fall at her +feet at Holsma's, in the presence of the one who had delivered the +message. Finally, however, he quieted himself with the thought that +Femke would probably not be at the doctor's very long. He hoped to be +able then to settle the matter quietly, when only the two concerned +were present. This was not courageous, to be sure; but his punishment +was already on the way. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + + +The events of an eventful Friday were at an end, as it seemed; and +Walter prepared to climb into the narrow bedstead, which he shared with +his brother Laurens. He was now in a tranquil frame of mind. He didn't +even have any desire to romp with Laurens, who, without laying claim to +geometrical knowledge, usually managed to find the diagonal of the bed. + +It was Walter's intention to think over recent events again. He wished +to busy himself with others; he was tired of himself--at least he +thought so for a moment. + +There was a prince, who distributed money among the people. Oh, +if I were only a prince! + +That wasn't a bad thought. Under the same circumstances, most people +would have thought: Oh, if I could only have got some of the money! + +The countess-palatine from--where from? Well it makes no +difference. She was in the museum and the papers said she was gracious, +very gracious. + +I would do it too, thought Walter, if I were a countess-palatine. What +sort of a profession is that? + +The king had given audiences--and a dinner--and had said--well, the +usual things. But for Walter it was new and interesting. The welfare of +the city seemed to lie heavily on his majesty's heart. It lay heavily +on Walter's heart, too; but that did not prevent Walter from admiring +this peculiarity of the king. In Africa he would do the same thing. + +No, away with Africa! + +He threw off his left stocking so violently that it curled around +the leg of the chair like a dying earthworm. + +What strange things he had heard of Princess Erika! It was said that +she was to have married a grand-duke, but rejected him. + +The middle classes were delighted with this news; though not knowing +but that it might merely have been stubbornness on the part of the +princess. + +She was of such a strange nature that she did not know how to behave +herself in her high position. + +Walter slipped off his other stocking, finding fault with the princess +for disregarding the usual customs and conventions. Hm! He wondered +if she would like to change places with him, and let him be Prince +Erich--and she---- + +He wondered if she too wore an ugly nightcap. But--no! Princesses +would wear caps of diamonds. + +Princess Erika! + +Walter blew out the light--no, he was on the point of blowing it +out. He had selected one of the triangles that Laurens had described +in the bed, when suddenly he became aware of a great tumult in the +Pieterse home. + +Yes, somebody had rung violently three or four times and was still +banging at the door. Fire? + +Hm! Could it be Princess Erika, he thought, who was coming to change +places with him? + +Alas, it was only Juffrouw Laps; and she did not come to exchange. + +Well, what did she want then, so late in the evening? + +Walter pulled himself together and listened. + +The compartment where Walter and Laurens slept was a boxed-up +arrangement over the sitting-room. Two of their sisters shared the +space with them. From considerations of modesty, therefore, the boys +always had to get sleepy a quarter of an hour before the young ladies. + +The writer is unable to say how much oxygen four young people need +during eight hours without suffocating; but anyway there wasn't much +room in this little nook. + +In another closet-affair there was a similar division, and here, too, +the hour for retiring was determined by similar laws of modesty. + +The reader will now understand why a part of the family, the female +part of course, was still in the sitting-room when Walter imagined +that Princess Erika had come to exchange places with him. + +Juffrouw Laps, who had rushed up the steps like a crazy woman, burst +into the room weeping and moaning and sobbing. + +The usual cries of, "What on earth is the matter?" "Lord 'a' +mercy--what has happened?" were forthcoming. Walter noticed, too, that +the customary glass of water was offered and drunk, and that proper +efforts were being made to get the unhappy one to "calm herself." + +Juffrouw Laps began her story with the positive assurance that it +was impossible for her to utter a word. + +It seemed, therefore, that the affair was something important. Walter +pulled on one of his stockings and prepared to listen. + +"I swear, Juffrouw Pieterse, by the omnipotent God, that I'm so +frightened and excited that I can't talk." + +"Goodness!" + +"Where are your children? In bed? Not all of them, I hope. Really, +I can't speak. Give me another glass of water, Trudie. Listen, how +my teeth are chattering. That comes from fright, doesn't it? I'm in +a tremble all over. Thank you, Trudie. Where's--Stoffel?" + +"He's undressing," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "He goes to bed before +me and Pietro. Mina makes so much noise, you know; and Trudie must +stay with the boys to keep them from fighting. That's why I sleep +with Pietro, you see. Stoffel undresses himself, and then he draws +the curtain when he hears us on the steps. But why----" + +"How that concerns me, you mean? To be sure. I'm just beside myself +from fright! And is--Laurens in bed too?" + +"Of course! A long time already. He has to go to the printing-house +early." + +"All in bed! And I--I run through the streets, wretched, crazy, +and don't know what to do. Is everybody in bed?--everybody?" + +"But what has happened?" + +"I'm going to tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse. Oh, if you only knew how +frightened I am!" + +Consideration of acoustics now led Walter to put on his other stocking. + +"You know, Juffrouw Pieterse, that of late so much stealing has been +going on." + +"Yes, but----" + +"And burglary and murder! And the police can't catch anybody. You know +the old woman and the servant-girl who were murdered in Lommer Street." + +"But three are already behind the bars for it. What more do you want?" + +"That's all right; the murderers are running around scot-free. They've +locked up three fellows just to keep the people from thinking too +much. They don't want anybody to ask, 'What are the police for?' You +see what I mean? I tell you that such a low-down rascal, who commits +a murder and steals lots of money, cannot hide his bloody clothes; +nor the money, either. He's not used to having so much money. All +the neighbors know his coat and breeches; and such a man hasn't any +trunk where he can hide his things. He doesn't know how to manage with +drafts and notes; and he don't know enough to get away to a foreign +country. As for friends to help him get rid of the stolen things, +he hasn't any. I tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse, a murder or a robbery, +when they don't catch the murderer right away--then some respectable +person has done it, who has more clothes and boxes and presses and +linen--and he has friends among bankers. A common fellow would stick +a hundred thousand florins in the bread-box, and the children would +find it when they went to slip a slice of bread and butter. What do +you say, Trudie?" + +Trudie was not versed in criminal statistics and had never reflected +on the matter. At least Walter heard no answer. Curiosity compelled +him to draw on his trousers. + +"But," he heard his mother saying again, "what has happened to you?" + +"What has happened? I am beside myself. Don't you see how I'm +trembling? The city is full of murderers!" + +"My goodness! How can I help it?" + +"You can't. But I am beside myself, and I want to ask your advice. Do +they all go to bed so early?--Stoffel--and Laurens--all of them? Look, +how I'm shaking. Do you suppose I dare go back to my room?" + +"Why not? Do you think you're going to be murdered?" + +"Yes. I do think it! The murderers of that old woman and of the +servant-girl are still on the war-path. Yesterday at the illumination +how many watches did they steal? And the police--what do they +do? Nothing, nothing! Yes, they watch you to see if you beat a rug +in the morning after ten o'clock. That's what the police do. They +don't bother murderers." + +"What do you know about the murderers? It's your duty to report them +if you know them." + +Walter put on his vest and wrapped his muffler around his neck. + +"What I know about them! They are besieging me in my own house. Isn't +that pretty rough? I went out at noon to see the boat race on the +Amstel; but there was nothing to see, because there was no wind. And +such a crowd! All the kings were there, and the visiting princes +and princesses, you know; and everybody stared at the carriages, +and I did too. Not that I care anything about a king. Goodness, +no! For he is only a worm in God's hand, and when the Master doesn't +aid him--all is vanity, vanity. Dust and ashes--that's all. But I +looked at the carriages, you know, and at the horses, and at the +staring crowd. I thought to myself, I will fry the potatoes when I +go home. They had been left over from dinner; and when there are any +potatoes left over, you know, I always fry them for supper. There was +a big crowd, and all were mad because there was no wind; for people +are foolish about pleasure and never think of the Master. Worldly, +worldly, they were--and the princes and princesses. I thought, well, +it's no wonder that there's so much robbery and murder; for they try +God's patience. I thought, God will punish you; He's only abiding +His time. He always does it, Juffrouw Pieterse! A lady--the creature +had red pimples on her face, and was older than you--what do you +suppose she had on her head? A turban! She rode in a carriage with +four horses. What do you think of that? She was playing with a fan; +and, when a prince rode up to her carriage, she stuck out her hand +and let the fan go up and down three times. And the prince did that +way three times. Were they crazy, or not? What will the Master say +to that? If He only doesn't send a pestilence on us!" + +"Yes, but the murderers--what did they do to you?" + +"Why, certainly--what they did? I am going to tell you. I'm still +trembling. I had sliced my potatoes, put them on a saucer and set +them away in the cupboard. Then I thought, I will fry them when I come +home; for I didn't expect to stay long in the crowd, for I have been +saved by grace and don't care for worldly things--ah, dear Juffrouw +Pieterse, you must call Stoffel, so he can hear what has happened." + +Stoffel was already on his way down; and Walter was glad of it. Walter +had heard the noise Stoffel was making putting on his clothes in the +adjoining booth, and upon this he builded hopes that he too might +be allowed to go down, where he could hear the exciting story better +than was possible through the cracks in the floor. In the meantime he +had completely dressed himself. The noises below told him of Stoffel's +arrival in the sitting-room. He heard the usual greetings and Juffrouw +Laps's solemn assurance that she was still in such a tremble that +she couldn't say a word. Then he heard her ask immediately where +Laurens was. + +Laurens? Well, he was asleep. + +That youth's absence seemed to trouble the visitor. She couldn't +proceed. Was it really necessary for Laurens to be present? + +"What do you say, Stoffel? Isn't the city full of thieves and +murderers?" + +Stoffel drew in his upper lip and tried to make the lower one touch +his nose. Let the reader try the same; then he will know how Stoffel +answered, and what his answer meant. + +Juffrouw Laps pretended to believe that he had said "yes." + +"Don't you see, Stoffel says so too! The city is full of thieves and +murderers, and--a respectable person is afraid to go to bed alone +any more. It's just that way." + +"But--Juffrouw!" + +"The police? Nonsense! What good do the police do, when people +don't believe in God? That's the truth. Whoever doesn't do that is +lost. Human help--I cannot understand at all why Laurens goes to bed so +early. You surely know that so much sleep isn't good for anybody. What +does the Bible say? Watch and pray! But--everyone according to his +notion. I swear before God that I don't dare to go home alone and----" + +Walter's curiosity was at high tension. In order to hear better he +was leaning over, supporting himself with the chair. The point of +support was unsteady. The chair slipped and rattled across the floor, +crashing into another piece of furniture. + +"Heaven and earth! What are they up to now," groaned the +mother. "Laurens, is that you?" + +Walter peeped in, "It was me." The result was that he was soon in the +midst of the interesting conversation that he had been trying to hear +from above. + +His entrance took place under unfavorable circumstances. He was blamed +for not having been undressed. + +"Do you always put on your nightcap before you undress?" cried +the mother. + +The boy had actually forgotten to take off his nightcap. He was so +ashamed that he felt he would like to fall through the floor. He +would rather have neglected anything else. + +"And--what have you there?" + +Alas, our hero looked more ridiculous than anyone could look by simply +putting on a nightcap. He had armed himself with an old rusty knife +that his father had used in prehistoric times for cutting leather! + +During the whole of the Laps recital, which progressed so slowly, +he had thought and hoped and intended--yes, he heard something that +sounded like, "Where is Walter?" The speaker really did not say it--no, +on the contrary, those were the very words she wished to avoid--still, +he thought he heard her say them. On this Friday he had acted mean +and cowardly; but he was still Walter. + +Murderers? Thieves? A lady in danger? What other answer could there +be but: "I am here, I, Walter!" + +Oh, fate, why did you put that sword in his hand and let him forget +to remove that nightcap? Why didn't you divide these two absurdities +between Stoffel and Walter! Or why couldn't you put that feathery +diadem on the head of the sleeping Laurens? It would have been all +the same to him how he looked in his sleep. + +Walter was in a rage. + +And I am, too. Towards Femke his chivalry had remained in the +background; and now it must burst forth at a doubtful call from +Juffrouw Laps! + +In his anger he threw the weapon down violently and allowed it to +rebound across the room. He slapped the nightcap on the table. + +No one would have thought that the little man could be so vehement. His +mother, with her usual solicitousness, inquired into the condition +of his mind, asking if he was only cracked, or downright crazy. + +"I tell you," said the visitor, "you ought not to worry that child +so much." + +"Go to bed at once!" cried the mother. + +"Why can't you let the child stay here? But--oh, yes! I was going to +tell you about my potatoes." + +Walter stayed. For this privilege he was indebted to the general +curiosity. + +"Just imagine, when I came home about half past ten o'clock--I couldn't +get away earlier on account of the crush, you know. Don't you know, +I don't care for these big occasions. Well, when I got home--the city +is full of thieves, murderers, and that must not be forgotten--well, +my potatoes were--what do you think my potatoes were? They were--gone!" + +"Gone?" + +"Gone!" + +"All gone?" + +"All gone!" + +"Your potatoes--gone?" + +"My potatoes--all completely gone!" + +"But----" + +"I tell you those thieves and murderers did it. Who else could have +done it? Thieves and murderers in my house! And I wanted to ask +you--for I'm afraid in my room----" + +Walter's eyes fairly shone. + +"I wanted to ask, if perhaps--your son Stoffel----" + +Stoffel's face was a study, a curiosity. If the said thieves and +murderers could have seen it they would have been greatly pleased, +for it bore evidence of Stoffel's intention to leave them undisturbed +in their work. + +"But, Juffrouw," he said, "haven't you a cat in your room?" + +"A cat? A cat to fight murderers with!" + +"No, Juffrouw, not to fight murderers; but a cat that might have +eaten the potatoes." + +"I don't know anything about a cat. I only know that the city is +full of low-down people when so many murders are committed and no one +tries to catch the murderers. Not that I am anxious about my life--no, +not at all. When the Master calls me I shall say, 'Let thy daughter +go in peace; my eyes have seen thy glory.'" + +"But, woman, why didn't you look in your closet, and under the bed?" + +"I didn't want to do that, Juffrouw Pieterse! The Lord will take care +of me--but one must not try the Lord's patience. I would not go in the +closet, or look under the bed--not for everything in the world! For of +course he's there, and that's why I wanted to ask if your son--Stoffel, +or, if Stoffel doesn't want to, if perhaps your son--Laurens, or----" + +"But, Juffrouw, why didn't you call the neighbors?" + +Thus spoke Stoffel. + +"The neighbors? Well, I guess they know about it. The man who lives +under me is afraid of a poodle-dog, not to mention a murderer. There's +a man living next to me; but, you know, he is--what shall I say--he +is a sort of bachelor, and I don't want to get talked about. You +know a woman must always think of her reputation, and not get mixed +up in gossip." + +It did not occur to anyone to ask what sort of a creature Stoffel +was. Was he a bachelor? Or did his position as a teacher protect him +against any worldly suspicion? + +"And, besides," continued the seductive Laps, "do you think all +men have courage? No! They're as afraid of a thief as they are of +death. Last week an insolent beggar was on the steps, and the fellow +wouldn't leave. Do you think the men did anything to him? Scared to +death! But, I tell you, I got hold of him in a hurry and----" + +She had gone too far, and she saw it. + +"Well, I would have done that if I hadn't been a woman; for a woman +must never use violence. It isn't becoming. What do you say, Trudie? I +ran and shut my door. Wasn't that right? No, none of the men-folk +has any courage!" + +None of the men-folk! Walter felt insulted. He was swelling with +suppressed courage; he was eager for a fray. At least, he was eager to +show that he was an exception to Juffrouw Laps's general indictment. Of +course Juffrouw Laps noticed this. + +"Well, if Stoffel doesn't want to----" + +"To tell the truth, I----" + +"And if Laurens is already asleep--and if--if no one else will----" + +She arose. + +"Then I suppose I must, relying upon God, go alone. But it's horrible +for a woman to be entirely alone!" + +She looked at them all in turn, all except the one she was talking +to. Walter felt that he was being forgotten, or overlooked. This only +increased his latent courage and made him burn with a desire to be +numbered with the knighthood of the house. + +"Yes, if there's nobody here who's not afraid----" + +"I'm not afraid!" + +All but Juffrouw Laps were surprised. She was a good psychologist, +and had not expected anything else. It was her part, however, to +pretend to be as much surprised as any of the rest. + +"You?" + +"You, Walter?" + +"Boy, are you crazy? You?" + +"Yes, I. I'm not afraid; not if there were ten in the closet and a +hundred under the bed!" + +A little Luther! But with a difference. Luther had a God in whom +he felt he could trust--reinforced by a few grand-dukes. Walter, +without any grand-dukes, was ready to enter the field against a God +who was allowing any number of murderers to take shelter under the +roof and bed of Juffrouw Laps. + +"Boy!" + +"I'll risk it." + +"Let him go, Juffrouw Pieterse. You understand--it's company for me +to have such a child with me. Then I'm not frightened so badly, if a +murderer is in the closet. Nobody wants to be entirely alone. Isn't +that so?" + +Juffrouw Laps gained her point: Walter was permitted to go with her. + +It was principally their vanity that caused the Pieterses to consent +so readily to Juffrouw Laps's request and allow her to take Walter +away to act as her castellan. Not one of them felt that it was a +good thing for Walter to go with the Juffrouw; but they were all +proud of his courage. The story would get noised abroad, and people +would pass it on to their friends. Juffrouw Pieterse would see to +it that the people knew it was "the same young gentlemen, you know, +that went home with Dr. Holsma." + +Yes, and then people would say: "There's something in those Pieterse +children." + +Mothers like to hear such things. + +With his package under his arm Walter marched away with Juffrouw +Laps to do battle for that pious lady. That prehistoric weapon he +left behind, on her assuring him that she had a well-filled store +of weapons and ammunition enough to kill all the murderers that he +would have occasion to contend with. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + + +Walter shuddered as he crossed Juffrouw Laps's threshold. He reflected, +and wondered how he could have entered upon this knightly expedition +without considering certain details connected with it and inseparable +from it. + +The first thing she offered him, of course, was the fried potatoes, +that dainty dish which the murderers had greedily made away with! + +Walter was beginning to feel that the game wasn't worth the candle. The +adventure didn't offer sufficient outlet for his chivalry. In fact, +he thought something other than chivalry was necessary to face +single-handed and alone those fried potatoes and Juffrouw Laps's +persistent attentions. + +"Make yourself at home and eat all you want. Don't be a bit +embarrassed. Or would you rather take off your coat first? You know, +you're to stay all night with me." + +Walter preferred to keep on his coat for the present. + +"And I have a dram for you, too, my boy--something extra. It's +from Fockink's. You know where he has his distillery, there in that +narrow street. You must never pass along there. Bad women live in +that street. They stand at the doors and windows, don't you know; +and that isn't good for a bachelor like you." + +Walter, the "bachelor," looked surprised. He was abashed; though he +was not displeased. This promotion was more flattering than going into +"business." + +Still, he was embarrassed. Juffrouw Laps found it desirable, therefore, +to continue along this line. + +"Certainly, Walter, you're a bachelor. Don't you know that? It's only +because at home they treat you like a child. I tell you, you're a +bachelor, just as much so as anybody else. Do you think I like Stoffel +as well as I do you? No, no, no! Not a bit of it! I like you lots +better. Don't you want a pipe to smoke? You are man enough for that. Of +course you are; and why shouldn't you smoke a pipe like other men?" + +Men, men! + +Walter answered that he couldn't smoke yet. It cost him an effort to +make the admission; but his first attempt to equal Stoffel in that +respect had turned out badly. + +"So? You don't smoke?" She omitted his "yet." + +"Well, it's a good thing. It's a stupid habit in men. And forever the +terrible smoke! I know other young gentlemen who do not smoke. For +instance, there is Piet Hammel. He's as old as you, but a little +smaller. He's going to marry a cousin of mine; and he doesn't smoke +either." + +Walter felt better now. He was interested. + +"Yes, they're going to get married about--well, I don't know exactly +when. But they intend to marry. I tell you, you are a real bachelor; +and it's awfully stupid of them still to treat you like a child. I've +told your mother so a hundred times. There on the street just now, +when we were together--I'm a delicate woman; but do you think I +was afraid?--with you with me? Not a bit. Not a trace of fear. And +why? Because everybody could see that I had a man with me. I ought +to have taken hold of your arm--you're almost taller than I am--but +I didn't do it because you had a package. And then--the people talk +so much! The watchman might have seen it, and he would have spread +the news broadcast that I had been seen at night with a gentleman." + +With a gentleman! Walter was listening. + +"A woman must always think of her reputation. But we're here at home +now, and that's very different, entirely different. I know that of +course you wouldn't tell anything bad about me. Whoever tells anything +bad on a woman isn't a true gentleman. You know that." + +Yes, Walter knew it. He understood Juffrouw Laps better than she +imagined. + +"What I wanted to say was, you must never go through that street. So +long as you were a child, it made no difference. But now! Let me fill +your glass for you." + +Walter drank. + +O Fancy, my muse, where art thou? + +"How do you like it?" + +Walter owned that the liquor had a pleasant taste. + +Satan's handmaid filled the glasses again. They were "so small," +really "mere thimbles." + +"And you must eat something, dearest. Oh, I have always thought so +much of you! It's good for you to have a little dram like that." + +Walter began to eat. + +"Just take off your coat; there's nobody here but us." + +Quite so. Walter did take off his coat. + +"And I'm going to sit close to you, for you are a dear, good, +sweet boy." + +Fancy, Fancy! + +The liquor was strong, and Walter drank more of it than was good +for him. He lost some of his modesty, and hardly knew what he was +saying to the talkative Juffrouw, as she asked questions from time +to time. She was not quite satisfied with the way things were going, +but hoped for the best. + +Occasionally Walter found time to wonder why he was there, what the +purpose of the enforced visit might be. His hostess seemed to have +forgotten all about those thieves and murderers; and when he reminded +her of them, she showed a spirit of valor that did him good. For he +and his valor were undone. + +"I will do them! Do you think I'm afraid of such a fellow? Well, +I guess not. Not afraid of three of them. I wouldn't be afraid of +ten of them--I'm not afraid of the whole world. I will do them." + +All the better, thought Walter; for then he wouldn't have to "do" them. + +They now heard something rustling around in the closet, or else they +imagined they heard something. Walter was frightened. He was a perfect +child again. + +"Stay here, and I will see what it is," cried the Juffrouw. "Do +you think I would let them beat you, or stab you, or murder you, +my boy! Never! Whoever touches you will have to walk over me. But I +will give them all they need." + +She went out, taking the light with her, to see what was the matter--if +anything. She was careful to leave Walter in the dark long enough for +him to wish for her return. The tables were being turned. A little +more, and the boy would seek protection under her apron. + +"But, Juffrouw----" + +"I will let you call me Christine. That's my name." + +This was too much for Walter. He preferred to avoid addressing her +directly. + +"But hadn't I better go home now?" + +"Not at all. You don't want to leave me, do you? You know your mother +is in bed asleep now. Besides, it was understood that you were to +spend the night here and take breakfast with me." + +Breakfast! The boy hadn't been doing anything else for an hour. Was +that to continue till morning? + +"I'll tell you what! Just undress yourself; and you needn't be a bit +ashamed before me. I will make down a pallet for you there in the +corner. When I'm here alone--just a woman--with all the thieves and +robbers--oh, it's so horrible!" + +Walter did not dare to say no; nor did he dare to do what was proposed +so enticingly. He hesitated. + +She talked sweetly and persuaded him. + +He began to---- + +The child was as if hypnotized. + +O Fancy, Fancy! Where art thou? + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + + +It will be remembered that on this significant Friday a boat-race +had been arranged for the amusement of the visiting princes and +princesses. It had to be called off on account of a disinclination +on the side of the wind to fill its part of the program, or rather, +to fill the sails. For it was to have been a "sail." Rowing was not +in style then; it was not considered dignified and manly. Besides, +the boats were not built to be propelled in this way. + +The boat-race had been canceled; but the crowd remained, and continued +to discharge its enthusiasm for royalty till a late hour. It was a +great day; and the populace perspired and shouted and howled. + +It was so hot that kings and princesses perspired like ordinary +mortals. They flourished fans indolently. At that time there was a +special kind of fan: "joujoux de Normandie." + +It was observed that the old countess-palatine manipulated her fan more +elegantly than anyone else. No doubt it was through this "gentle art" +that she exerted her greatest influence on humanity. + +Gradually the carriages of the distinguished guests disappeared, +and the knightly horsemen tired of the saddle. The day drew to a +close. The populace pushed and crowded and sang and hurrahed and +drank. Fireworks were discharged, to express, so the newspapers said, +the inexpressible love of the people for princes and princesses. + +Oh, those firecrackers, and the danger in them! Quick, quick--throw +it--a second longer and it will burst in your hand--hurrah! + +It was magnificent--the danger and thrilling anxiety. There was +a tradition that somebody had once held a firecracker in his hand +too long and had been badly hurt by it. This traditional "somebody" +was now inspiring the revelers with fresh enthusiasm. + +So it was on that evening, before the city authorities had prohibited +the use of fireworks. After the houses had been covered with slate, +it was thought that there was too much danger of fire in firecrackers, +but on that evening, when the houses still had thatch roofs, the +dangerous pleasure of Amsterdam youth was unrestrained. + +And the other dangerous pleasures! How many lasses went home with their +skirts singed, some of them hardly getting home at all. Interesting +adventures! And a boy--"those boys have to have their noses in +everything"--yes, a youth came very near getting a load in his +face. Thrilling delight! + +The crowd was now in the street where Juffrouw Laps resided. The +reader will recall that Walter was spending the night with her. + +Boom! went a gun, or a cannon-cracker; and Walter awoke just as his +affectionate hostess and religious adviser was going to give him +a kiss. + +Juffrouw Laps had burned her sinful lips. "Lord have mercy on us, +what is that!" she cried. + +Both ran to the open window. Ordinarily a respectable Hollandish girl +never leaves her window open at night; but the extreme heat of the +evening must be urged in Juffrouw Laps's favor. + +It was clear to them at once that they had not been fired upon by +those "murderers," for nobody paid any attention to them or showed any +interest in them. Other windows were open, as well; and on all sides +people were looking out. Right and left a cannonade of firecrackers +was going on. + +In the interest of privacy Juffrouw Laps took the precaution to blow +out the light as quickly as possible. Another might have neglected +this. + +Walter looked down on it all with the delight of a child. He forgot +the insistent kindness of his hostess; he thought of nothing but +the crowd below and their antics. The noise and tumult sobered him; +and it even had a quieting effect on Juffrouw Laps. + +"How foolish the people are. They push one another hither and thither +and don't know themselves why they do it." + +"Click, click!" answered an enthusiast with a gun. He was in the +midst of a bevy of girls, who scattered in an uproar. + +"They're all drunk," said Juffrouw Laps. "I wish they would go +home. I'm tired--and it's two o'clock." + +"Just a little more!" begged Walter. "I'm not tired--not a bit!" + +"I'm afraid you're catching cold. For you know, the night air after +a hot day--well, put on your cap, dearest. I wouldn't have this night +air to give you a cold for everything in the world. Look, there goes +another one." It was a Roman candle. + + + "Amour ‡ la plus belle. + Honneur au plus vaillant----" + + +"Why don't they sing Dutch? Do you understand any of it?" + +Walter knew something of the handsome Dunois, who slew so many Turks +and received as his reward the daughter of the duke, his master. How +would a knight be rewarded after he had already received one reward? Or +how would it have been if the master had had no daughter? + +While Walter was asking his lady friend such difficult questions as +these, they heard an outburst of cries and abuse and oaths below. A +reaction had set in. It was a perfect riot. The crowd swayed first +one way then the other, according as one party or the other was in +the ascendency. + +Non-combatants were pushing their way out; combatants, themselves +crowded, were crowding others. Cries of "help" were heard. Mothers, +with babies in their arms, attested their fear; women in delicate +health made their condition known. + +The press was worst on the corner, whither the revelers were streaming +from three directions. Here was located a popular restaurant and +drinking-place, which was probably the destination of the stream coming +from Amstel Street. The second stream, coming from Utrecht Street, +evidently had the same objective in view. The strongest current +was flowing from the belligerent group, which was now squeezed into +close quarters. + +From his recent experience Walter knew what it meant to be in such a +mob. Whoever fell was walked over. But it really wasn't so bad as that: +to fall was impossible. The danger was in being crowded off the street +into basements, where limbs and necks might be easily broken. In this +respect there was more danger than there had been the evening before +in Kalver Street. + +"Christian souls!" cried Juffrouw Laps. "I'm getting right sick at +the stomach." + +Walter's condition was about the same. All at once he seized her +arm. He thought that he saw somebody--somebody who looked like---- + +"That's right, dear. Hold fast to me. It's simply death and murder!" + +Walter did not say anything. + +"Isn't it enough to run anybody crazy?" continued the dear +Juffrouw. "Hold fast to me, and remember that I am your Christine." + +He was remembering something else. + +"Don't be afraid--Lord, that child's beside himself--nobody shall +hurt you. I will take care of you." + +He held on to her arm all the tighter; otherwise he was as if turned +to stone. + +"I wouldn't pay any attention to it, sweetheart. But--it is bad +enough. Do you see that girl there with the North Holland cap on? I +wouldn't like to be in her place." + +"It is--Femke! O God, it is Femke!" + +Shaking off Juffrouw Laps, who attempted to hold him back, he rushed +down the steps and in a few minutes was in the thickest of the fray. + +He fought his way through the crowd like a mad-man, soon reaching the +point where he had seen Femke. She, however, had disappeared. A man +with flashy cap and sailor's jacket, who from above had looked like +her escort, was still contending with the crowd. It seemed as if the +two had come arm in arm through Amstel Street. + +"Is there a girl here with a North Holland cap on?" + +The man was too busy fighting and wrestling for standing-room to make +answer. Meanwhile, Walter noticed that the fellow was struggling +toward the "Herberge," and concluded that his lady must have taken +refuge there. + +Walter paid no more attention to the punches and blows he received. He +was only concerned to give as many blows as were necessary to hasten +his arrival at the restaurant. The place was about as badly crowded +as the street, but there was no fighting going on. + +Yes, Walter had made a good beginning: yesterday in the "Polish +Coffeehouse," to-day in the "Juniper Berry"--thrown in there, fighting +his way in here. + +He was in the restaurant at last, looking for Femke. Now he thought +that he had discovered her, standing on a step, or something of the +kind. With lips tightly closed, her arms crossed, the girl was looking +quietly down on the multitude as if in silent contempt. The rim was +torn from her cap and was hanging down. Walter thought that he even +saw blood on her face--Femke's dear face! + +He was exhausted and could not reach her. He looked at her. She did +not see him. + +She stood there proud and haughty. He called to her. She did not hear. + +"O God! she despises me. I deserve it for my cowardice at Holsma's." + +"Boy," said the woman behind the bar, "we don't have any bellowing +here. If you want to bellow go to your mother." + +Easier said than done. He couldn't move a peg, such was the press. He +was shoved against the counter; and it was impossible for him to keep +sight of Femke. The tears began to roll down his cheeks. + +"What are you doing in such a crowd anyway?" continued the woman, +"when you're so weak. You look as flimsy as a dish-rag. What have +you been doing? Let me give you a glass of cognac." + +He would have been only too glad to pay for his place; but, as he +"received at home everything that he needed," he did not have +the wherewithal. Still, there was no danger of his being thrown +out. The crowd, which was threatening to expend its remaining +energy in destroying the liquids of the place, was now occupying the +barmaid's attention. I should say Mrs. Goremest's attention. She was +the proprietress. + +The girl continued to hold her position of advantage. There was +something scornful in her features. "Who dares!" she seemed to say. + +Walter was feeling bad. She looked over in his direction, but without +seeing him. He called; but she did not hear. + +Then the fellow with the flashy cap and sailor jacket appeared in the +door. He had not been one of the belligerents; but he had suffered +the fate of neutral powers. As his clothing testified, both parties +had been his enemies. + +So intent was the fellow on getting in that he did not even take time +to return the shoves and cuffs that he received. Twice, three times +he was crowded back; for where so many want the same thing, it isn't +easy to obtain. Nevertheless, he had one advantage over the others, +who sought only a resting-place and a glass of liquor. He was incited +by something else. + +Walter hoped with all his heart that the fellow would succeed in +reaching Femke. She looked so lonely in the midst of that wild mob. If +he had been stronger, he would have--but she wouldn't have anything to +do with him. Wouldn't she push him off, just as she did the insolent +fellow who first caught hold of her apron? + +The girl seemed now to spy the sailor. She nodded to him and smiled, +as if to encourage him. Or was she thanking him for his fidelity? Her +smile bore the message that she was uninjured, and fearless. Yes, +she stood there a statute of repose. + +The sailor nodded back. + +He would never have denied her, Walter thought. + +Mrs. Goremest happened to see the new arrival; and, from the way she +greeted him, he seemed to be a frequent visitor to her place: + +"Hello, Klaas. Are you there too? You're out of breath, aren't you?" + +She gave orders to let him through, and even came out a few steps +and helped open up the way for him. + +Thus it happened that Klaas Verlaan found standing-room at the counter +not far from Walter. + +"Well, they've made the most of you!" + +He saw it the same way. He was never certain of a moment's recreation +before bedtime. Walter, as well as the girl who still maintained her +elevated position in the corner, agreed with the bar-woman's verdict. + +"Had a good day?" continued the woman. "It was bad about the +boat-race." + +Klaas placed his finger on his mouth, as if he were going to tell +her a secret. He wanted to tell of an adventure with Princess Erika. + +"A glass of corn?" translated the bar-woman, but without guessing +the right thing. + +"Half and half?" + +"Nor that either." + +"Red?" + +This time Klaas was particularly dainty and hard to please. He declined +regularly whatever she suggested and continued to exert himself to +draw her into a more confidential talk. He had had the pleasure of +pulling Princess Erika out of the water. + +On the outside they were still singing, "Amour ‡ la plus belle." + +"The devil take those Welsh songs!" cried one of the drinkers. "We +are Dutchmen forever!" + +"Yes, we are Dutchman forever----" + +"And our prince----" + +"Sh!" + +"I will sing what I please; and, if anybody doesn't want to sing"--he +struck himself on the chest, and the whole party was Dutch and +enthusiastic over royalty. "Our Prince" was sung lustily, and to +a finish. + +"Hurrah!" + +"Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen----" + +"Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen----" + +"And under the republic!" + +"Long live the republic!" + +"You all ought to have seen a yacht-race then." + +"And our prince----" + +"Under the republic all men were equal." + +"Equal. No difference at all." + +"Down with the tyrants!" + +"They're not a bit better than we are!" + +"They suck the life out of the people." + +"Yes, they bleed us." + +"And why? Because you're all cowardly dogs." + +"Yes, they're all cowardly dogs." + +"You put your necks under the yoke." + +"Whenever a king comes around, or an emperor, or a prince, then all +of you are so frightened you tremble like an aspen leaf." + +"Yes, like an aspen leaf!" + +"If you fellows were----" + +"All men are born free." + +"Yes, we were born free and equal." + +"And true Dutch hearts--what say you, Mrs. Goremest? What do you think, +that's a daughter of M'neer----" + +The name died on the speaker's lips. He became pale. + +"A daughter of M'neer----!" + +"Certainly. Ask Verlaan." + +Verlaan nodded. + +"Is that so, Klaas? Really and truly? Why then does she stand there +dressed that way--like an ordinary girl?" + +"Oh, those clothes came from my Gertie, you know. Rich people have----" + +"Come, boys, we must go home now. Mother Goremest needs sleep, +too. We are not made of iron; we are flesh and blood." + +"Down with the tyrants! We were born free. True Dutch hearts----" + +"Sh! The young lady----" + +"What? That girl? What then?" + +"Sh! The daughter of--but don't say a word. Damme if it isn't so--the +daughter of M'neer--Kopperlith!" + +"Kopperlith on Keizersgracht? What are you talking about, +man! Kopperlith--on Keizersgracht!" + +"Yes, of course. Come, we're going." + +"His daughter? His----natural daughter?" + +"That's right. You understand it now; but keep quiet about it." + +The true Dutch hearts and republicans paid and left the bar. + +It was a sudden whim of Klaas Verlaan's to make his ward a child of +Keizersgracht; but it brought him in more ducats than he cared to +admit afterward. + +Kopperlith? Kopperlith? on Keizersgracht? Femke on Keizersgracht! And +on the day after to-morrow he was to begin work for this wealthy +gentleman. + +His head swam. Was he still Walter Pieterse? He doubted it. Before +he had quite come to himself, he was forced through the door with +other late stragglers. It was time for Mrs. Goremest to close. + +The street was comparatively quiet now. Walter remained near the +"Herberge," which to him was a sort of temple where his Goddess was +being worshiped. Now and then somebody else was pitched out the door, +who would have been glad to stay longer. It was not every day that +one got an opportunity to see a daughter of M'neer Kopperlith. Some +wanted to join the triumvirate of Verlaan, the republican speaker, +and Mrs. Goremest; but the three felt themselves strong enough to do +the work and share the rewards. + +At last the outflow ceased, and Walter was just going to peep through +the curtains of the glass door, when the door opened again and the +republican emerged. Walter heard Klaas call to him: + +"There on the corner in Paarden Street, you know. If it costs a dollar +more, that's all right. Tell the cabby----" + +Walter understood. The republican was to get a cab--for Femke? + +Walter waited. In the meanwhile, Mrs. Goremest had locked the door and +drawn the curtains, so that it was impossible for him to look in now. + +In a short time a carriage drove up, and the republican sprang out +of it. The door of Mrs. Goremest's establishment opened again, and +Klaas Verlaan with the ostensible daughter of Kopperlith appeared. + +"Femke, I am here!" Walter cried, hurrying to her. "I am here. Oh, +Femke, don't go with the strange men!" + +"What in the devil are you doing here again!" snorted Verlaan, seizing +Walter by the collar to pull him back into the restaurant. "What do +you want? And who are you?" + +"Femke, don't go with the strange men. I will take you home, I, +Walter." + +"The boy is weak in the upper story," affirmed Mrs. Goremest. "He's +been bellowing around her the whole evening like a calf, and he hasn't +spent a doit." + +Walter reached for Femke's hand; and then he noticed how curiously +she was rigged out. She was completely covered. Of her head, +face, shoulders, figure--nothing was to be seen. Mrs. Goremest +had contributed her cloak; but what would one not do for a +Kopperlith? Still, she was saving: Only the stump of one tallow +candle was burning. It flickered strangely, giving to everything a +ghostly appearance. + +"Is it you, Erich?" the girl asked. + +"Femke, Femke, for God's sake, don't go with those strange men!" + +Tearing himself away from Verlaan, he threw himself at Femke's feet. He +pulled aside her cloak and covered her hand with tears and kisses. + +"Just like I tell you," declared Mrs. Goremest. "The boy is as crazy +as a bedbug." + +"Femke, I will never deny you again. Strike me, tread on me, kill me, +but--don't go with those strange men." + +"Light!" cried the girl peremptorily--a word that even a Dutchman +understands. + +The republican took the candle from the counter and held it so that +the light fell on Walter's face. The boy was still kneeling. Through +an opening in her hood the girl looked down on him and was silent. She +did not withdraw the hand that Walter held closely pressed to his lips. + +Verlaan made a motion as if to remove the intruder; but the girl +stopped him with a look. Then she laid her free hand on Walter's head, +saying simply: + +"My brother!" + +"Another descendant of Kopperlith!" growled the republican. The young +people have strange ideas about how to spend the night." + +When Walter came to his senses, he was in the street again. The +carriage had driven away--whether with her, or without her; whether +with the two men, or without them--that he did not know. It made +no difference to him: she had called him "brother," seriously, +solemnly. She had spoken clearly and distinctly. + +"O God! I thank thee. Thou art kind and compassionate. I didn't +know that Femke could speak like that. She must have felt it down in +her heart." + +To-morrow, he thought, he would become immensely wealthy--in +"business"--and, of course, he was going to be a king again, and +still more: For Femke he would be more than a brother! Juffrouw Laps +had awakened in him--well, something, he did not know himself what it +was. His heart rejoiced; he walked upon stilts, as tired as he was, +and wondered that his head did not bump against the clouds. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX + + +For anyone in Walter's present mood, there are only two things in +the world; self, and--nothingness! + +Walter looked about him. "Butter Market," he read on a sign. He noticed +that in the street socks could be bought, wagons hired, etc., etc. + +But what did it all mean? Nothing. He had kissed Femke's hand! + +It is too bad that the world did not sink out of existence on that +summer night. + +If Walter had noticed such an occurrence, he might have asked if +Femke was hurt; otherwise the phenomenon would not have disturbed him. + +The reader will understand, of course, that on this eventful night +the world did not go down. + +Walter forgave the sun for rising. He even excused the Butter Market +for being such a hot place; but it was difficult for him to convince +himself that it was not all a dream. + +A new feeling took possession of him. His ambitious plans of a material +nature receded into the background of consciousness. His one desire +now was to love Femke--and win her love. Those continents that were +expecting salvation from him might wait. + +He thought of Femke and her soft hand. Never had her hand felt like +that. Formerly it had seemed harder and rougher; but, of course, +he had just been mistaken about it. He imagined, too, that hitherto +he had not marked her voice well, nor her carriage. Surely, he had +never seen the true Femke till to-night--better, this morning. + +But--Klaas Verlaan and his rough companions! What did all that +gab about M'neer Kopperlith mean? There were other questions too; +but--Femke had called him brother; and that was one thing which with +him was as firm as the rock of Gibraltar. + +Brooding thus, he slipped along through the streets. Weak and tired, +he came to the "Dam." Here he saw a long row of carriages. The +coachmen sat in their places waiting for the princely guests, who +had wanted to see a Holland sunrise. The sun was already in sight; +but there were no princes and princesses to see him. A few laborers +were looking on indifferently. + +Yesterday Walter would have exerted himself to see a live, fullgrown +king, just to find out if he looked like Macbeth, or Arthur, or +Lear. To-day he was so tired that kings did not interest him. + +He was just starting on, when the coachmen suddenly assumed a rigid +attitude. A boy remarked that "they" were coming now. He was right: +they did come; and all, except one old lady, drove away so rapidly that +scarcely anyone saw them. She touched her coachman on the shoulder. + +"She has forgotten something," said the boy. + +Three or four cavaliers stormed back into the palace and brought her +fan. While they were gone, the boys wondered at the pimples on her +face. Walter's pictures had had nothing of that kind. How different +Femke's face was! + +Walter trudged along further; and, without thinking of where he was +going, he came to the meadow where Femke and her mother dried their +clothes. He sat down on the grass, intending to wait for the first +signs of life in Femke's home. He was not certain that she was there; +he did not know but that she might still be at Holsma's; but there +would be somebody there. + +Overcome by weariness he lay down and gradually fell asleep. His cap +came off, rolled down into the ditch and disappeared in the mud. + +If anyone passed by, he remarked that there lay a drunken fellow. Yes, +youth begins early. Possibly the fellow was sick; but then the police +would take care of him. Nobody hurt him; nobody touched him. His +dreams were undisturbed. + +He dreamed of various things; but the principal object of his dreams +was a young girl, who was standing on a platform playing ball with +heavy men, as if that were nothing. Suddenly it was little Sietske +Holsma. + +Then in his dreams he heard a voice: + +"Goodness, boy, how did you get here?" + +At first the voice was far away, then nearer, and finally quite +near. He had the dim impression that somebody was pulling him up to +a sitting posture. + +"Sietske!" he whispered, still sleeping. + +"Yes, that's my name. How did you know it?" + +"Sietske----!" + +"Why, certainly. Who told you? And what are you doing here. It isn't +very respectable. Are you drunk? And so young, too." + +He called Sietske's name again. + +"You may call me by my first name, if you want to; but how does it +come? Did Femke tell you? It's a real disgrace to lie here like a +hog. What were you going to say?" + +Walter rubbed his eyes and felt of his head. "I would like to wash +myself," he said, not yet wide awake. + +"All right," cried Mrs. Claus. "And you're not hurt, are you? Where +is your cap?" + +"Wash--with cold water," Walter said. + +"Good! Come to the pump with me." She led him through the house and +across the back yard. + +"You needn't be afraid to undress here; nobody can see you. But how +did you happen to call me by my first name all at once. Not that I'm +offended at all." + +Walter was still too much asleep to recall what had happened to him +during the past few hours; so he only said that he had a headache +and must wash himself first. + +Mrs. Claus, noticing that he was ashamed to undress, hung some quilts +on the fence, thus converting the yard into a sort of room. It never +occurred to her that her own presence might embarrass him. Walter +was still not quite pleased with the outlook for a bath; but since +yesterday he had been thinking of other things as strange. + +He began to strip, allowing Mrs. Claus to help him, just as if he +had been fifteen years younger than he was. To Mrs. Claus he was only +a child. + +She laid him on a bench under the spout and began to pump. At the first +drops he shivered; then the water flooded his head and shoulders. He +could neither see nor speak. His efforts to speak she interpreted as +calls for more water. + +"Yes, this will be good for you." Her words were drowned by the +splashing water. + +"You didn't hurt yourself, did you? Do you think that will be enough +now? I've pumped till I've got a pain in my side. But if you think +that----" + +She stopped all at once, but still held on to the pump handle, as if +to show her willingness to continue. + +"I forgot entirely to"--she began pumping again--"wash you off with +green soap. Femke always washes herself with it. It makes the skin +nice and smooth.--You ought to see your back now. It shines like +a looking-glass." + +Walter wanted to say something but couldn't. + +"Yes, and your forehead, too. It's the green soap that does it. I +guess your mother never washes you with green soap, does she? Then +one must scour and scrub and rub. But, if you are not used to soap----" + +She lifted that terrible pump handle again. + +"I believe this will be about enough," Walter blubbered. His mouth +was so full of water that again Mrs. Claus did not understand him. + +"Green soap is good for corns, and for rheumatism." She was pumping +away for dear life. + +Walter finally succeeded in rescuing himself and the bench from +that destructive stream of water. He was now able to make his cries +for mercy understood; but he was not yet able to get up. Besides, +the good woman had hung his clothes out of his reach, and he was +ashamed. He remained sitting. + +"Do you want anything else?" inquired the water nymph. + +"No, no, no!" he answered quickly. She was already lifting the +pump-handle again. "But----" + +The simple, innocent woman did not understand; and, when he continued +to sit there like a helpless lump of misery, she asked: + +"Do you have a pain anywhere?" + +"No, I haven't any pains." + +"Are you tired?" + +He was still tired, and said so. + +"And I woke you up! I'll tell you what, you must go to sleep and take +a good nap." + +She began drying him off, as if that were a usual thing in her day's +work. Then she rolled him up in a sheet and carried him off like a sack +of clothes. He could not but notice the way she laid him down. Then +she covered him warmly. + +"Straighten out your legs, my boy." + +Walter did as she said, and experienced an indescribable feeling of +comfort. And when she punched him and patted him and tucked him in, +and said: "Poor child, you can sleep good now. This is Femke's bed, +you know----" then he was more than comfortable; he was delighted. + +When he awakened at about four o'clock in the afternoon he heard +whispering voices. He listened, at first to find out where he was, +and then to understand what was being said. + +It seemed as if there were a plot further to confuse Sietske with +Femke in his mind. + +"Yes, Sietske; but what does he mean by lying out like that? If I +were his mother----" + +The answer was: + +"Cousin, I don't suppose his mother knows about it. Hermann did the +same thing once. That's the way boys are." + +Oho! Sietske was there; and Mrs. Claus was her cousin, and her name +was Sietske too! And that girl--there in Mrs. Goremest's place? + +His thoughts became more and more confused; though physically he +felt well. + +How would it do, he thought, to tear a little piece out of the sheet, +so as to be able to examine it to-morrow and make certain of himself +and his adventures? + +If he had been accustomed to fine bedlinen at home, he might now +have taken an especial pleasure in Mrs. Claus's extremely rough +homemade linen. Hm! He had always dreamed of princesses sleeping on +embroidered silk, among diamonds and pearls! He did not yet know that +it is possible to conceive royal and imperial highnesses otherwise +at night, and that perhaps a princess might sometimes be willing to +tousle Femke's bed. + +He looked about the room. There was another small bed, where, he +supposed, Femke's mother slept. Across the room was the chimney. Here +were small shelves decorated with works of art. Walter noticed the +"resurrection of Lazarus." Four chairs were in the room. One was +standing by his bed, and on it his clothes were carefully arranged. + +In the middle of the room stood a table; and the drawer was partly +open. It was too full. Father Jansen's woolen socks were peeping +out while they waited for repairs. Walter wondered if those other +objectionable articles were there too. + +On the wall, at the head of his bed, hung a crucifix, with a small +basin of holy water. With that she crosses herself, he thought. He +stuck his hand into it: it was dry. The whole arrangement was fastened +to an embroidered piece of cardboard, and, when he touched it, +something fell from behind it. + +It looked like a large-sized letter. Walter picked it up and looked for +the address. He felt that it must be a letter from Femke to him. Then +he reproached himself, and, trembling with emotion, restored the piece +of paper to its place. He had held it up to the light: it was the +Ophelia that he had presented her after his illness! She had treasured +the picture together with the most sacred thing she possessed. + +He was wide awake now; but who wouldn't wake up on receiving a letter +from Heaven? + +He dressed himself and went into the other room, where he supposed +Mrs. Claus and Sietske were. Not a soul was to be seen. For the first +time it occurred to him that after those few words he had heard nothing +more. The girl had surely visited her "cousin" and then gone away. + +But Mrs. Claus herself? Perhaps she, too, had gone away. This was +the case; however, she had not gone out without leaving behind her +a peculiar sign of her uncouth character and lack of refinement. On +a small table, before which stood an inviting chair, lay two pieces +of bread and butter of her standard make. Beside them was a pot of +coffee. To be sure, it was cold now; but--well, Walter acted quickly +"according to his convictions." + +Other thoughts now forced themselves on his mind. The "House of +Pieterse" appeared to his mind's eye as a menacing waterspout. In +the face of this danger difficult questions that had been clamoring +for answer had to be forgotten. + +To go home? For heaven's sake, no! + +His mother, Stoffel, his sisters--all had turned into Macbethan +witches. In his imagination, even Leentje had deserted him and was +asking him to beg forgiveness for his shameful behavior. He thought +of the prodigal son; though he knew that no calf, fat or otherwise, +would be slaughtered on his return. + +Sakkerloot! I haven't done anything wrong; I haven't squandered +anything--not a doit of my inheritance! Have I allowed the wine to +run out? Not a drop! + +But something must have been the matter; for--he did not dare to +go home. + +Have I had any pleasure? Have I enjoyed any feast with four young +ladies? No! Have I allowed hounds to run around loose in the +banquet-hall? Have I had any negro servant to hold my horse? + +There he took his stand. And he stayed there. Of camels and girls and +wine he felt that he was innocent; but himself, and his adventures +of the night, he was unable further to explain. + +"I wish I were a crumb of bread," he sighed, as he stuck one into +his mouth, "then I would know where I belong." + +Doubtless the first crumb of bread that was ever envied by a ruler. + +Go to America? + +Yes, if he only had those hundred florins that Mr. Motto had relieved +him of. Of course that worthy gentleman was now living like a prince +on the money. At least, Juffrouw Pieterse had said as much. But, +even if he had the money, he could not go away and leave Mrs. Claus's +house to the mercy of stray thieves and robbers. In a way, hadn't he +on yesterday evening taken the field against robbers? + +Besides, he had no cap. There was nothing in sight that looked like +a hat. Yes--there hung a North Holland cap! + +Femke? America? + + + + +CHAPTER XXX + + +While Walter was looking at Femke's cap and revolving other plans of +escape, the door opened and Kaatje, the girl from Holsma's, walked +in. Not recognizing her, Walter did not understand her when she said +that Femke had sent her to ask how he was. He looked at the messenger +searchingly; then he asked: + +"Are you trying to make a fool of me?" + +He had puzzled over recent events till everything seemed ghostly and +unreal; and he was angry. + +"My dear sir, Femke sent me." + +"What Femke? Somebody's grandmother again." He took a step forward; +and his attitude was threatening. + +"Are you that giant Miller's sweetheart?" taking another step forward, +while Kaatje fell back. + +"Young man!" + +Kaatje was already outside of the door, Walter close after her with +his fists doubled up. + +"Young man, what's the matter with you?" + +"What's the matter with me? I'm tired of being made a fool of. You +understand?" + +She retreated backwards; he pursued. It may have looked comical; but +that was the way his anger chose to express itself. In this manner +the girl returned by the same way she came, which was the footpath +across the meadow where the clothes were dried. + +"Oh, heavens! If the doctor would only come." + +"What do you think of me?" Walter said, punctuating his words. + +"Oh, Lord!" + +"Do you think I'm drunk?" + +"Oh, no, no. Not at all!" + +"Or crazy?" + +"No, no!--Where can the doctor be so long!" + +Two very similar shouts put an end to the strained situation. + +"Thank God, there he is!" + +"Thank God, there it is!" + +One cry came from Dr. Holsma's coachman, who was driving up hurriedly; +the other cry meant that two boys, who were fishing in the ditch for +frogs, had caught Walter's cap. + +Walter accepted his lost property without question or complaint; +while Kaatje, with tears in her eyes, ran up to Dr. Holsma to explain +what was the matter. + +"Is it really so bad?" asked that gentleman presently. + +He approached Walter, who was shaking the mud from his cap, glad to +think that he was concealing his embarrassment and fright. + +"Well, my boy, it's a good thing I met you here. I wanted to ask you +if you wouldn't like to take dinner with us this evening. Afterwards +we will all go out for a little amusement, if you like." + +That was the tone Walter needed to hear. He burst into tears. + +"Thank you, thank you! That will be nice for my mother, too." + +Holsma motioned to Kaatje, who had timidly retired to the background. + +"Go to Juffrouw Pieterse and tell her that the young gentleman dines +with us, and that he is going to spend the evening with us." + +"Yes," cried Walter quickly, "and----" + +The doctor looked at him anxiously. He was afraid that he saw symptoms +of the alleged mental disorder; but Walter's eye was calm and gave +no ground for fear. + +"M'neer, can't she say too that I----" + +"Out with it, my boy! What have you on your heart?" + +"That I was with you--all day!" + +Holsma reflected. + +"Certainly," he said, "all day." + +"From early this morning--from seven o'clock on." + +"From seven o'clock on," the doctor repeated. + +"And--I ate breakfast at your house." + +"Certainly, the young gentleman ate breakfast at our house. To be +sure, he ate breakfast with us. Kaatje, you can ride in the carriage +with us." + +As Holsma helped Walter in he gave the coachman directions to stop at +Juffrouw Pieterse's, where "the girl" was "to leave a message." When +he took a seat by his protÈgÈ, Walter pressed his hand and exclaimed: +"Oh, what a good fortune it is that I found you!" + +"Do you think so? It was only a--mere accident. Mrs. Claus is a----" + +"A cousin?" interrupted Walter. + +"Yes, and she's a good woman," said Holsma. "She is a cousin of ours, +and I came to visit her. I do that every week, not as a physician, +but as a kinsman. You can go to see her as much as you like: nothing +will hurt you there." + +"M'neer!" exclaimed Walter suddenly--and he caught his breath--"I +think so much of Femke!" + +"So?" answered Holsma dryly. "I do too." + +The doctor was diagnosing Walter's case; but he preferred to do it +quietly. While speaking of indifferent things, he noted that Kaatje had +been mistaken; that Walter was both excited and exhausted, but that +his mind was unaffected. On the contrary, his mind was growing. His +soul was expanding. + +When Kaatje left the carriage, Walter felt that the time had come to +give and receive explanations. Holsma was of a contrary opinion. He +was friendly enough, but showed no inclination for heart-to-heart +confidences. Walter's confusing story was promptly interrupted. + +"I've heard that you're going to enter the world of business." + +"Yes, sir, the day after to-morrow." + +"Well, that isn't bad, if you get into the right hands. You must work, +though; and that's good for boys like you." + +Fearing that Walter might imagine he was something more than the +average boy, Holsma continued immediately: + +"It's a good thing for everybody, especially young people. They're +all alike; and all need to work. All boys must work; and girls, +too. Everybody must work." + +Walter did not understand that the doctor was giving him a dose +of medicine; but he saw that the time for explanations had not +yet arrived. Still he would have felt better if he could have +unburdened his mind of at least a part of those persistent memories +of last night. His instinct of chivalry would have prevented him +from mentioning the details of the Laps affair, which, after all, +had only been an ineffective attack. + +He began again; but the doctor interrupted him before he had hardly +mentioned the fried potatoes. + +"Yes, such things happen to everybody. That doesn't amount to +anything. The thing for young people to do--and for old people, +too--is to work. It seems to be rather windy." + +That was true. If it had only been as windy yesterday. + +"Do you like pictures?" asked Holsma, when they had left the carriage +and were entering his home. + +"Of course!" + +"Good! Just go into that room. Look at everything as long as you +please." + +The doctor pushed him into the room, then ran through the hall and +up the stairs to prepare the family for Walter's reception. + +Walter found little pleasure in paintings. He had had no training +in art. For him, a man with a dog and a hare was merely a man with a +dog and a hare. He felt that a poem ought to have been written about +it all; then it would have been intelligible. His glance fell on the +portrait of a woman, or a queen, or a fairy, or a mayor's daughter. + +Femke! + +Instead of the North Holland cap she wore a diadem of sparkling stars, +or rays of---- + +"Dinner is ready, and papa and mamma invite you to come out to the +dining-room. Are you still sore after your fall?" It was little +Sietske. + +"I didn't fall." + +"I mean from your fall on the table in the coffee-house. How +comical! Well, if you are all right again, we're going out this +evening--papa, mamma, William, Hermann, you, I--all! We're going to +the theatre!" + +Sietske had understood her orders. + +"Going out?--to the theatre? But my mother----" + +"Papa will attend to that. Don't worry; he will arrange everything." + +Once out in the hall, Walter hesitated again. He motioned to Sietske +and took her back into the room. + +"Sietske, who is that?" + +"That is a great-great-great-great-grandmother of ours." + +"But she looks like----" + +"Like Femke! Of course. Like me, too. When Hermann puts on such a +cap you can't tell him from Femke. Come, now. We mustn't keep mamma +waiting." + +On entering the dining-room Walter was met by that quiet cordiality +that the doctor had prescribed. When all were seated Sietske mentioned +the picture again in apologizing to Walter for hurrying him away +from it. + +"Yes," remarked the doctor quietly, "there is some resemblance; +but Femke is not so pretty. No, not by a great deal." + +A cold douche! + +Walter had never thought of Femke's beauty. He really did not know +whether the girl was pretty, or not. + +"Will you take some sauce, Walter?" + +She had called him brother, so solemnly, and with such a mien! Of +course the lady in the portrait, with the sparkling diadem, would +hold out her hand the same way. Walter made an awkward gesture with +his hand. + +"Salad?" asked Sietske. + +"It will be crowded," said Mevrouw Holsma. "Everyone will want to see +the kings and princes. We haven't asked our guest yet if he wants to +go. We're going to the theatre; would you like to go with us?" + +Walter was charmed at the prospect. He had never been in a theatre, +but had long wanted to see such a play as Leentje had described. He +cared nothing for kings. He would have given a dozen kings for one +baron carrying away a girl in the approved manner. The Glorioso +influence was still on him. + +"We shall see half of the sovereigns of Europe," said Holsma, "and +a dozen candidates----" + +Walter wondered what the candidates would do in the "comedy." Sietske +explained. + +There was still plenty of time. Holsma was going out to see a patient +and promised to stop at Juffrouw Pieterse's. + +For reasons of fashion and feminine finery the play was not to begin +till nine o'clock. + +Walter heard that Femke, too, was to witness the performance; and from +the conversation he gathered that the relations existing between the +aristocratic family and the poor wash-girl were most cordial. Mevrouw +Holsma sent Sietske to ask Femke to come in; but Femke preferred to +remain with little Erich, with whom she was playing at the time. + +"Erich?" thought Walter. + +"I thought as much," said Mevrouw Holsma. "That's why she wasn't at +the table. She would rather stay with the baby." + +"She says, too, that we sit at the table too long for her," added +Sietske. + +"She wouldn't enjoy the play anyway," observed William. "She's a good +girl, but she's a little thick-headed. Don't you think so, mamma?" + +"Everyone must act according to his own convictions, and consult his +own tastes. Femke is too good to be forced to anything." + +There must have been some special reason why the mother was going +to the theatre with the rest, when she preferred to stay at home +with little Erich, who had the measles. But she was going to remain +"only a little while," and then come back with Uncle Sybrand. He +would return to the theatre taking Femke with him, if she cared to go. + +"I call it thick-headedness," affirmed William. "She just don't want +to put on a fine dress." + +"No, she doesn't want to be a fine lady," said the mother. "She is +very sensible and fears that this might disturb her relations with her +mother. We ought to have taken her when she was little; but Mrs. Claus +couldn't give her up then. And now Femke can't give herself up." + +"She's only stubborn," William explained. + +"She is proud," corrected his mother, "too proud to appear other than +she is. She wouldn't exchange places with a princess." + +Uncle Sybrand came. He announced that the "Scylla" of Rotgans was to be +given, followed by "Chloris," with something else as a close. Holsma +had already returned, bringing Walter the assurance that it was all +right with his mother. + +Walter was enchanted in anticipation. Was he still thinking of Femke? + +William said: "So far as I'm concerned she can stay at home. Suppose +the students were to see me with a peasant girl! What would they do +for me when I enter college in September?" + +Such an Amsterdamer calls everybody a "peasant," even if he is a +student and able to explain what sort of a "Scylla" that was. + +All were now dressed and starting. Walter was to see his first +"comedy," and, perhaps, take a part in one. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI + + +Good Muse, sweet Muse, take us back to Pieterseville again. Whisper +to me and tell me what happened there during Walter's romantic +enchantment; and have a care that my language rises to the dignity +of the subject. + +We know already, Clio, how the mistress of the castle saw her progeny +depart to protect the distressed lady from the nefarious attacks of +robbers and murderers; how her blessing and the consecrated blade were +withheld, and how the brave youth sallied forth with a nightcap his +only weapon. We know, too, how the bachelor Stoffel, the hereditary +custodian of the reputation of the family---- + +Ah, let us treat the matter quite simply, and leave the muse alone. + +On the Friday evening in question Juffrouw Pieterse went to bed as +usual. The others did the same. There were no indications of bad +dreams. There was no trace of anxiety over the terrible danger to +which Walter had thoughtlessly exposed himself. This might have +been because they did not know of the danger. It had not been at +all necessary for Juffrouw Laps to conceal her intention so slyly +and always omit Walter's name from the knighthood of the Pieterse +family. Thanks to the stupidity of the family, she might have gained +her point without any finesse. + +Saturday morning dawned, that morning on which Mrs. Claus applied +the restoratives so abundantly, and so efficaciously. + +"I wonder where in the world the boy can be so long?" said the mother. + +"I don't suppose he got up very early; and then maybe she had him to +read a chapter out of the Bible at breakfast." + +This explanation by Stoffel quieted the family for half an hour. + +"How would it do for you to go over there?" Juffrouw Pieterse proposed +at last. + +"I'm not going, mother. You know it isn't on my way to school." + +That was a sufficient reason. Never do anything that isn't on your +way--one of the favorite maxims of conservatism. Stoffel himself did +not know how profound was the wisdom of his political aphorism. + +"How would it do, then, to send Leentje over to Juffrouw Laps's to +inquire about Walter?" + +This proposal met with approval, and Leentje was dispatched forthwith. + +Oh, poor Juffrouw Laps! She was "the most wretched woman in the world;" +and the room from which Walter had fled so suddenly was now the temple +of all the heterogeneous griefs and pains that novelists ever make +use of. + +I will not place Walter above Joseph, Theseus, Jason or Hippolytos. May +Apollo preserve me from such blind partiality. Not by any means do I +regard my hero as the most interesting mortal that ever left a woman +in the lurch. No, not in Walter's worth do I seek for the measure +of the forsaken lady's despair. Indeed, Juffrouw Laps's pain was +not caused by any reflections as to the beauty or excellence of the +vanished knight. There was another element in the matter that was +filling her with horror and driving her to distraction. With all due +respect for the suffering of other abandoned ladies, Asnath, Ariadne, +Medea, Phaedra--but Juffrouw Laps had to face Walter's family. That +was the trouble. + +Her fertile brain evolved the most wonderful plans. How would it do for +her to tell that he had been carried away in a fiery chariot before +the eyes of the people, like Elias of old? She discarded the idea, +for fear that no one would believe it. + +At first she had waited at the window, watching for her little Theseus +to return. When she saw him no more she thought that perhaps the mob +had carried him off with them. That was not an unpleasant thought; +since her fear for his return to his family was greater than her +desire for his return to her. This is easily understood: what might +he not tell at home? + +It was already daylight; but Juffrouw Laps knew that it was too early +to go to the Pieterses'. Besides, what would she say? That her little +knight had run away during the night? And why? Whither? How did she +know but that he had already told the story in all its details? + +She determined--not to determine upon anything, and to leave the +matter with the "Master" for the present. With this pious resolve she +climbed into her maidenly bed; and, before falling asleep, she groaned: +"If the rascal had only broken his neck, like the high priest Eli, +in First Samuel, 4!" + +No doubt the Master saw the distress of his faithful disciple and +taught her how to meet the situation that awaited her waking; for +Leentje soon returned with the assurance of Juffrouw Laps that Walter +was out taking a morning walk. + +In a way, this was the truth. The Juffrouw merely neglected to add +why he was taking a walk, and at what hour in the morning he had gone +out. Leentje, suspecting nothing, asked no questions. For her it was a +"matter of course" that he would not go out in the middle of the night. + +The family now regarded the incident as fresh evidence of Walter's +objectionable habit of roving, and nothing more. They felt no anxiety +for his personal safety. + +"There it is again!" said the mother. "The trouble and vexation I +have with that boy. Anybody else would sit down for a while after +breakfast; but he--what does he do? He runs away before it's hardly +daylight. Is that any way to do, Stoffel?" + +"No, mother." + +"And to leave us here anxious and worrying over him!" + +"Yes, mother." + +"This is a nice caper he's cutting again. He knows very well that +we're all uneasy and won't have a minute's peace till he comes. God +only knows where he is." + +Stoffel could not wait to hear more. It was time for him to go +to school. + +It may be repeated that there was not a word of truth in all this +uneasiness and anxiety. The family considered such a display to be the +proper thing; though, for the rest, they did not manifest the slightest +interest in Walter's fate. For aught they knew some accident might +have happened to the boy; but, instead of making a serious effort to +find out what had become of him, his mother found it easier to accuse +him of indecorous conduct and general worthlessness. + +Thus matters remained until Dr. Holsma's carriage drove up before +Juffrouw Pieterse's door that afternoon and Kaatje alighted with her +message. After the recent fright Walter had given her, she was glad +enough to escape from such close proximity to the young lunatic. For +thus she regarded him. + +All rushed to the window. + +"There he is; there he is!" cried the whole family in a breath, and +as loud as they could. "Did you ever! Really, he's sitting there in +Dr. Holsma's carriage." + +This flattering observation banished everything else from their +thoughts, and made Kaatje's task an easy one. It was now a simple +matter for her to allay their fears. They were no longer concerned +to know where Walter had been. It was enough that he was now in +Dr. Holsma's carriage. + +"Ate breakfast at the doctor's? Girl, you don't say so! And--and--why +isn't the coachman wearing his furs?" + +Kaatje was dumbfounded and could only stammer some reference to the +season. In fact, the manner in which her message was being received +strengthened her worst suspicions of Walter's sanity. It seemed to +her that the entire family was a little "off." + +"And he really ate breakfast at the doctor's? Do you understand, +Trudie? Ate breakfast at Dr. Holsma's!" + +"Yes, he ate breakfast with us. To be sure he did. The doctor himself +said so." + +"At Dr. Holsma's, and ate breakfast there?" + +"Why, certainly. Where else?" + +"And did he use the good manners I've taught him?" + +"Of course, Juffrouw! But----" + +"And is he now in the carriage with the doctor?" + +"Why, Juffrouw--naturally!" + +"Listen, my dear," continued the proud mother, "I am going to tell you +something; but you need not repeat it to anybody else. Don't you know, +that's an unusual child!" + +"Yes," sighed Kaatje, thoroughly convinced, "I know it." + +"You know it, don't you? And do you know why? I'm going to tell +you. He's an unusual child, because--Pietro, move away a little, and +you, too, Mina. Trudie, you can stay where you are, but pay attention +to your knitting!--he's an unusual child, don't you know, because, +before he was born, you understand----" + +"Oh, Juffrouw!" + +"Yes, my dear, I dreamed of a butterfly; and it was dragging off an +elephant! You understand now?" + +"Oh, yes, Juffrouw. I understand exactly." + +"Don't you see? That's the reason. Give the doctor my politest regards, +and thank him for me. If he's only well-behaved--I mean Walter. And +the coachman wears such a fur cap only in the winter?" + +Kaatje managed to escape, fully resolved never to dream of elephants +and butterflies. Such an indulgence seemed to her to be particularly +dangerous; for she now began to think in all seriousness that the +whole family was crazy, and that what she had seen in Walter was +merely a sample of the general disorder. + +When a few hours later the doctor himself stopped at Juffrouw +Pieterse's, her joy over Walter's exaltation know no bounds. Holsma +took note of the stupid woman's foibles and follies, and resolved +to prescribe an intellectual diet for Walter that would counteract +their influence. + +Poor Juffrouw Laps! If she had only known how happily everything +had turned out, how much worry she might have spared herself! In the +seclusion of her own room she was still quoting the Bible and fighting +for her honor. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII + + +The reader is now invited to return to the theatre party, from which +he was called suddenly away by the anxiety experienced in certain +quarters over Walter's disappearance. + +The family took their seats, in the parquet this time, having had to +give up their box to visiting potentates. The box was still unoccupied. + +"A comedy!" Walter thought. He looked about him and listened. + +The house was crowded, and everyone was talking. Backstairs gossip and +court scandals were passed around. People were wondering who would +sit there, and who would sit there. Later arrivals were pushing at +one another and quarreling about seats. + +"The programs for the princes are printed on silk. What do you suppose +it cost a yard?" + +"Rotgans is one of the first poets!" + +"Hm! Better say one of the second." + +"He's a poet of the seventh class." + +"Why, then, one of his plays? We have poets whose song is as clear +as a bell!" + +"Of course, Bilderdyk! A Phoenix!" + +"Oh, these foreigners don't understand a word of it anyway, and it +doesn't make any difference what the play is." + +"It's a pity about Floris." + +"Oh, there's something behind that." + +"Yes, Bilderdyk is a patriot." + +"A genuine Hollander!" + +"A genuine----" + +"He will give those foreigners something to think about." + +"Sh!---- ... not much flattery. No Hollander is going to do that." + +"Sh!" + +Everybody stood up. A footman appeared in the royal box, probably to +see whether the cushions were straight on the chairs, or not. + +"The idea, the very idea of standing up before a lackey!" + +It was enough to make them indignant; but they had done it, even +those who protested loudest. There were city aldermen in the number, +and doctors, and professors, and prominent business men, including, +perhaps, the great Kopperlith. + +Another period of babbling and waiting; then another footman +appeared. Again everybody sprang to his feet. Again all, except the +silent Holsmas, railed at such stupidity. + +The crowd became more restless. Innumerable times were they fooled by +some footman or other, who opened a door to break the monotony. The +people were already beginning to complain, but softly, cautiously. + +Walter was carried away with the elegance and magnificence of it +all. One thing, however, jarred upon his sense of propriety: he +wondered how such swell folk could say such commonplace things. The +Holsmas said nothing. Only once, when Uncle Sybrand pointed to a +certain box, did they join in the general hubbub. + +"She will sit there, I think." + +"I shall be sorry if I have left little Erich all for nothing," +said Mevrouw Holsma. + +"He's safe with Femke." + +"Yes, but I had rather be with him myself. The child is sick. I'm +not going to wait much longer." + +"It's doubtful whether she will come with the others. I've heard that +she's full of moods and mischief. She cares nothing for convention. It +seems to run in the blood." + +"If she isn't here by ten o'clock I'm going. I don't care much about +it, anyway." + +This conversation occupied Walter for a short time. Who was this person +on whose account Mevrouw Holsma had left the bedside of her sick child? + +The tension of expectancy was broken, and a momentary excitement pulsed +through the multitude. All arose to their feet, and remained standing. + +An emperor, or something of the kind, entered the royal box. Walter +could see little; but he inferred what was going on from whisperings +he heard about him. His majesty had made a quick rush for his chair, +turning over a few other chairs in so doing. That was a habit of +his. Then he looked about the auditorium for a moment with squinted +eyes, jerked up his chair and fell into it. He was in a hurry. The +public was now at liberty to take their seats. + +The other boxes were now filled quickly, as if by a stroke of +magic. Remarkable costumes were on exhibition. There were bodices three +inches wide, with skirts of as many yards. Voluptuous bosoms hovered +between chin and girdle. Scanty sleevelets did not know whether they +were to cover arms or shoulders. The ladies wore kid gloves reaching to +their armpits, and on their heads were turbans and flower-gardens. The +uniforms of the gentlemen were even more conspicuous. Those shakos! The +enemy would have run at the sight of them. + +The orchestra began to play. It was that song about the brave Dunois, +of course. + +"Arise!" someone called; and all scrambled to their feet again in +honor of the brave hero. + +The curtain went up. + + + "Yes, Minos, on the present that I gave to thee---- + 'Twas stolen from the church----" + + +"What church?" asked Walter. + +"Sh!" from William. "Poetic license. You will see how it is." + + + "----hangs Nisus' crown and life." + + +"Qu'est-ze qu'elle changte?" cried the countess-palatine. Then she +let herself out on costumes, speaking in a noisy voice. + +Walter listened like a finch. Not that he understood very well; +but everything strange interested him intensely. + +Not a soul was touched by the tragic bravery of King Minos; no one was +listening. Poor Rotgans! Afterwards it was said that Napoleon had been +especially pleased with "our Snoel" and with "our Watlier." Goodness, +Napoleon! When he was to be crowned he had Talma the mimic to drill +him for the ceremony--instead of saying to Talma: "Look, this is the +way an emperor appears when he's crowned!" + +Walter listened attentively; even though he sometimes felt that he +could make such verses himself. + +During the performance another commotion arose. One of their majesties +had asked for a glass of orange lemonade; and this was something the +buffetier did not have. A runner was dispatched to the drug-store +post haste. He returned with a bottle of lemon-syrup. The situation +became threatening. The news spread like fire that they were making a +"Majesty" wait for such a trifle. King Minos declared: + + + "Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man--" + + +"De l'eau de fleur d'orange! que diantre!" cried a chamberlain. And +Minos noticed that nobody was interested in what was going on in +his interior. + +A confectioner up on "Olympus" allowed his light to flash out and +gave some valuable information; but the police had him by the collar +in a jiffy. He was to be dragged away and put in confinement for +the present. The technical charge was, "Making a demonstration for +the House of Orange." At that time the House of Orange was in exile, +and Napoleon's brother was king of Holland. + + + "Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man--" + + +repeated Minos with gusto. The conductor of the orchestra seized his +baton and was going to play, "Hail to the Emperor." Many stood up in +readiness to escape in case of danger. + +In the meantime the prisoner was screaming as if he were possessed; +but the two Italian police that Napoleon had brought with him could +not understand a word. + +The emperor himself had forgotten that he had called for orange water +and was now engrossed in a military map. + +"Qu' a-t-il?" he seemed to be asking the lady next to him. + +Minos had begun again and was once more repeating his assurance that +"feelings of pleasure thrill----" + +Walter noted that the grown-up members of the Holsma party did not +pay the slightest attention to the play. + +"If she doesn't come soon, I'm going," Mevrouw Holsma repeated. + +"Perhaps she's sitting further back in the emperor's box, where we +can't see her." + +"I've heard that in Paris she never stays fifteen minutes in the same +place. Maybe we shall find her somewhere else," remarked another. + +"I am not going to wait but five minutes longer. My little Erich is +worth more to me than a thousand cousins----" + +"Of the king," added Holsma. + +Walter had thought that they meant Femke. What, then, could be so +interesting about the princess? The boxes were full of them. + +At the close of the third act Mevrouw Holsma left with Uncle Sybrand, +who was to return with Femke. "If she will come," he said. "For she +cares nothing for such a fuss." + +Walter knew better. Uncle Sybrand ought to have seen her in the +"Juniper Berry." But a knight tells no tales. + +Old Minos is insanely in love with Ismene, who is so beautiful +and virtuous. Scylla is insanely in love with Minos, who is old and +dignified. Ismene is in love with Focus, who is a hero; and, possibly, +Focus loves Ismene, though he does not treat her quite gallantly. He +says to her: + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +The tumult on Mount Olympus began afresh. Had the rebellious +confectioner returned? All eyes were directed toward the gallery. A +policeman in uniform was seen remonstrating in vain with some men +on the front seat. In order to make them understand his French, or +Italian, he was pulling at their arms. They were to understand that +he did not want to arrest them, or kill them, but merely wanted them +to give up their seats. + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +"Qu' y a-t-il encore?" asked the emperor again; and, when one of the +chamberlains answered his question, he laughed heartily. Heads were +together everywhere. Something interesting was going forward on Mount +Olympus. People whispered and tittered and laughed outright. Their +eyes were fastened on the gallery. Even the emperor stood up and +leaned out of his box. But it did no good: he could not see around +the corner. He was surprised at this. + +The countess-palatine, however, had got to the bottom of the +matter. She was exchanging telegraphic messages with someone in the +background on Mount Olympus. No one was thinking of Rotgans' play. + +She was greeting someone with that famous fan. Whom? The rebellious +confectioner? With arms extended she was testifying that there was +something extraordinary up there among that rabble. + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +The countess-palatine threw off all restraint, and laughed and +laughed. After the emperor had laughed hilarity was permissible. Her +pleasure was beyond her control. + +I should have to have a double pen to report what Uncle Sybrand said +on his return, and, at the same time, reproduce the exclamation that +escaped Walter, who was looking towards the gallery with eyes and +mouth wide open. + +"Where is Femke?" asked Holsma. + +"She didn't want to come," replied Uncle Sybrand. "Just as I said." + +"There she is!" cried Walter. + +"Who?" + +"Femke, M'neer, Femke, Femke--that is Femke! And she----" + +The girl above had taken hold of the policeman by the collar and, +pushing him to one side, had pressed forward to the front row. There +she had seated herself on the laps of the fellows the policeman had +been negotiating with in vain. + +"It is Femke, M'neer. If only they don't hurt her!" + +Again the emperor stood up and stared at Mount Olympus. He saw the girl +with the North Holland cap and nodded to her. The countess-palatine +greeted again with her fan, as if she would congratulate her on +securing the seat. + +"But, M'neer, it is Femke," cried Walter, amazed that he received +no answer. + +Even Holsma and Sybrand were surprised, but not so much so as Walter. + +"Now, children," said Holsma, "you can tell your mother that we saw +her." And to Walter he continued, "That girl is a relation of ours." + +"Yes, Femke!" + +"No, that isn't her name; and----" + +"M'neer, don't I know Femke?" + +That sounded quite different from what Walter had said that evening +when he "denied" her. + +The girl's big blue eyes, roving about the hall, suddenly fell on +Walter. She bent over, looked him attentively in the face, then nodded +to him and threw him a kiss. + +At least, he thought it was that way; and it was that way. But everyone +in the parquet thought that the kiss had been intended for him. Folk +of quality were annoyed at the insolence of the peasant wench; while +more "sporty" persons returned the attention. + +Soon hissing was heard. The news had leaked out that Princess Erika, +the cousin of the king, had dressed in the national costume to show +her affection for the people. + +"Don't you believe it, M'neer? I tell you that is Femke," Walter +assured him with tears in his eyes. + +"No, no, my boy. That girl is not Femke." + +"But, she greeted me!" + +"You saw the emperor greet her; and you know he would not salute +a wash-girl." + +That was perhaps true; but it was hard for Walter to accept it. And, +on the other hand, it was just as hard for him to believe that the +princess was a cousin of the Holsmas. + +Again he imagined that the girl was nodding to him and motioning her +lips. It looked to him as if she said: "My brother!" Walter lisped +the words after her and pressed both hands to his breast. + +Yes, now he had it! They considered him a little daft and wanted +to cure him of his fixed idea. That would explain the visit to the +theatre and also Femke's alleged unwillingness to come with Uncle +Sybrand. But--how did she dare to interfere with the policeman? And +the greeting from the emperor? And how did Holsma know that he had +"denied" Femke, and that her presence could threaten his peace of mind? + +"Oh, M'neer, let Femke sit here! I will be perfectly quiet. I am so +afraid she will get hurt up there among those men." + +Holsma looked at him wistfully. After all, could Kaatje have been +right about it? He sought to distract Walter's attention by referring +to other things; but it was useless. + +"All right," said Holsma at last "I just wanted to tease you a +little. Femke is sitting up there, because she--doesn't wish to sit +here. She thinks that it wouldn't be proper, because she's only a +wash-girl. She's afraid we would be ashamed. You see?" + +"M'neer, no one need be ashamed to sit by her. Not even the emperor." + +"Yes, yes," agreed Holsma. "Quite so. Femke is a brave girl and +doesn't need to cringe before anybody. Watch the play, my boy." + +Walter was willing to do what the doctor said, but not without taking +leave of that glorious apparition. He looked up; and she smiled to +him again. Then she took from her breast a rose branch, with three +buds on it, held it a moment between the forefinger and thumb of her +left hand, pointed to Walter with her right and let it fall. + +The rosebuds landed on the bald pate of a stout gentleman near the +Holsma party. He seized them and examined them admiringly; but, before +he could decide what to do with them, Walter had sprung over half a +dozen chairs and deprived him of the precious property. With a glance +toward Olympus, Walter pressed the roses to his lips. Princess Erika +nodded approval; and the playful countess-palatine applauded lustily. + +That was more than Walter could bear. He had never forgiven himself +for denying her; but she, the noble, the big-hearted, the majestic +one!--she had proclaimed her pardon publicly before the people. And +that was why she preferred to sit in the gallery. She had washed +away the black spots from his soul; she had restored his soiled +chivalry. These thoughts flashed through Walter's mind like lightning. + +He sank to the floor in a faint. But was it any wonder? + +The Holsmas took him home with them for the night; and another message +was sent to Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Don't you see, Stoffel? Just as I said! I don't care if everybody +knows it. He's simply living at Dr. Holsma's. Trudie, don't forget when +Leentje goes to the grocer's---- Upon my soul, he's at Dr. Holsma's +all the time!" + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII + + +The next morning, Sunday, the doctor invited Walter into his study. He +spoke to him sympathetically and encouraged the boy to lay his case +before him; though he avoided everything that might make Walter believe +that his experiences were anything extraordinary. He already knew +more about it than Walter could tell. Even Walter's adventure with +Juffrouw Laps was perfectly transparent to him. There was nothing +lost to him because of the boy's lack of skill in handling the story. + +While Walter poured out to him his inner experiences, Holsma listened +quietly, as if it was all familiar to him. Walter's reverence and +passion for the good he interpreted as a commonplace phenomenon +incident to budding youth. He treated the boy's love for Femke as an +ordinary matter. He admitted that it had been exactly the same way +with him when he was a boy--a method that few parents and educators +seem to be familiar with. + +"Certainly, certainly, my boy. In such moods a fellow would like +to be everywhere at the same time, ruling, regulating and putting +things into order. He feels that he's responsible for everything; +and it hurts him to see so much crookedness in the world. I know very +well how it is. But you must consider the means and remedies at your +disposal. How are you going to begin to improve things?" + +Walter was silent. + +"Do you think that everyone is bad? I suppose you hardly think +that. There are plenty of people in the world who wish for the same +things that you are worrying about. Why don't they change the world?" + +Again Walter was silent. The very simplicity with which Holsma put +the question disconcerted him. + +"I will try to help you out. Do you believe that I am a good man?" + +"Oh, yes!" cried Walter enthusiastically. + +"You think so? Well, I think so too. I should be ashamed not to be +able to say that. Why don't I reform the world? You often speak of +Africa. That's because you don't know that country, my boy. And I, who +am a good man, have not abolished slavery. Why not, do you suppose?" + +Walter returned no answer. Holsma was busy with a surgical +operation. Is it any wonder that the patient tried to withdraw the +member that was being cut away? + +"I will present the matter to you differently. Do you hear that +knocking and hammering? Listen! That comes from the blacksmith's shop +over there. It isn't so bad on Sunday; but you can easily imagine +that the noise sometimes disturbs me." + +"In case of sickness!" + +"Yes, and also when I wish to think. And then I should like to see the +blacksmiths swept away--quick--just like that! But why don't I do it?" + +"Because--because you can't, M'neer." + +"Quite right. For the same reason I have not yet corrected any of the +wrongs in Africa. Nor in Asia; nor in America; nor in other countries +that I might mention. But yesterday evening, when you were taken sick +in the theatre, I brought you home with me and put you to bed. Then +I sent a messenger to quiet your mother. That was my duty, wasn't it? + +"No thanks, my boy. It seemed to me to be my duty; and I did +it--because I could. Whatever is impossible, is not my duty; and +that's the reason I don't take those blacksmiths between my thumb +and forefinger and transport them to some other clime. For the same +reason I don't fret over doings in Africa. Impossible duty is no duty; +and running after the impossible interferes with the performance of +real duties. At school did you ever fail to know a lesson?" + +"Oh yes, very often! But not lately; because Femke----" + +"Leave Femke out of account for the present. I may say something +about her another time. When you were neglecting your books at school, +you were thinking of other things, things far removed from your work. + +"That is a mistake that many young people make--don't be offended: +I did the same thing--and usually on account of laziness. It is more +convenient to imagine one's self soaring over the distant mountain +top than to lift a foot and step over the stone just in front of +one. Of all the million things that you would like to do there are +only a very few that you can do. Busy yourself with these few. That +is the way to succeed. Whatever comes up, always ask: 'What is my +immediate duty?' Will you promise to do this?" + +Walter gave Holsma his hand on it. + +"And you would like to know more, my boy? I would, too. What lies +before you? Well, you are behind in your studies. Other boys of your +age know more. We will speak of that again, however; for that is +something to be attended to later, and does not come under the head of +immediate duty. That smattering of Latin, for which you envy William, +you can acquire in a few months, when once you've learned how to use +your will. The enemies you have to fight now are quite different from +the knights of your romances. Do not underestimate the difficulties +you will have to contend with. That might result in your defeat. You +must learn to use your intellectual faculties at will; and keep a firm +grip on 'Fancy,' or else she will throw you head over heels. Dreaming +is not living." + +Walter nodded assent. + +"True manliness," Holsma continued, "means, to do what has to be done, +no difference how insignificant it may be. What would you think of a +lot of knights, who let tramps beat them over the heads because their +code of honor did not allow them to fight with tramps? You are going +into business now: come to me in a month and tell me if you have kept +your word. Then we will speak further; but--that first! Will you?" + +"Certainly I shall keep my word, M'neer. But, M'neer, may I ask----?" + +"About Femke? Well, that is a good, brave girl. She's a cousin +of mine." + +"But how did she happen to be----?" + +"The young lady in the theatre wasn't Femke. That was Princess +Erika. We wanted to see her because her ancestors were related to +ours. You rogue, you! There was nothing special about that." + +"A real princess?" + +"Yes; and Femke is a real wash-girl. I hope that Princess Erika has as +admirable a character as Femke. But don't attribute too much importance +to this, my boy. Such differences in related families are of frequent +occurrence, whether one notices them, or not. There was a time when +Erika's forefathers dressed themselves in skins; and mine did the +same. We don't know whether she is aware that she has relations here +or not. Uncle Sybrand found out--well, he takes a sort of pleasure +in tracing out the identity of opposites. Rightly understood, the +world is smaller than you imagine; everything is a link in the same +sequence. Who knows but that you may turn the course of history +to-morrow, when you go to work for--what is the style of the firm?" + +"Ouwetyd & Kopperlith." + +"Yes, when you go to work for Ouwetyd & Kopperlith. But, whether it's +to be an historical event, or not, perform your immediate duty. That +is the chivalrous, manly thing for you to do--if you will take my +advice. Will you?" + +"Yes, M'neer! But--Femke?" + +"There you go again! She has nothing to do with your immediate +duty. The lady that you must attend upon and serve faithfully is--who?" + +"Do you mean 'Business'?" + +"Right. If you are determined to know more about Femke, I will tell +you what she says. She says that for the present you must think of +nothing but your work." + +"Oh, I will, I will!" + +"For about ten years." + +"Ten years? Ten?" + +"Yes, that is what she said when she heard how little you know and +how little you can do." + +"Ten years?" + +"Yes, that is what she said. Perhaps eight, perhaps twelve, perhaps +twenty. One cannot say exactly beforehand. You understand that, +don't you?" + +"Ten years!" + +"So she said." + +"I will!" + +"Good. It will give me pleasure--and Femke, too. Don't imagine it +will be particularly difficult. Ten years ago thousands began just +where you will begin to-morrow; and they are still alive. So, you see, +it can be done. Besides, think only of the first month; and then the +time will seem shorter. I shall expect you to come to see me in about +a month; then we shall have more to say." + +Before Walter left, he promised again to banish all boyish follies +from his thoughts. But he put away the rosebuds; and he kept them. + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30135 *** diff --git a/30135-h/30135-h.htm b/30135-h/30135-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..09e4a39 --- /dev/null +++ b/30135-h/30135-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,14310 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" +"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> +<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=UTF-8" /> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Style-Type" content="text/css" /> +<title>The Project Gutenberg eBook of Walter Pieterse: A Story of Holland</title> + +<style type="text/css" xml:space="preserve"> + +body { margin-left: 20%; + margin-right: 20%; + text-align: justify; } + +.titlePage +{ + border: #DDDDDD 2px solid; + margin: 3em 0% 7em 0%; + padding: 5em 10% 6em 10%; +} +h1.docTitle +{ + font-size:1.6em; + line-height:2em; +} +h2.byline +{ + font-size:1.1em; + font-weight:normal; + line-height:1.44em; +} +span.docAuthor +{ + font-size:1.2em; + font-weight:bold; +} +h2.docImprint +{ + font-size:1.2em; + font-weight:normal; +} +.transcribernote +{ + background-color:#DDE; + border:black 1px dotted; + color:#000; + font-family:sans-serif; + font-size:80%; + margin:2em 5%; + padding:1em; +} +.div1 +{ + padding-top: 4.8em; +} +h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 +{ + clear: both; + font-style: normal; + text-transform: none; +} +h3 +{ + font-size:1.2em; + line-height:1.2em; +} +h4 +{ + font-size:1em; + line-height:1.2em; +} +h4.lghead +{ + margin-left:10%; + margin-right:10%; +} +.alignright +{ + text-align:right; +} +p.tb, hr.tb +{ + margin-top: 1.6em; + margin-bottom: 1.6em; + margin-left: auto; + margin-right: auto; + text-align: center; +} +p.line +{ + margin:0 10%; +} +p.tocArgument +{ + font-size:0.9em; + line-height:1.2em; + text-indent:0; +} +p.tocArgument +{ + margin:1.58em 10%; +} +p.tocChapter +{ + margin:1.58em 0%; +} +.pagenum +{ + display:inline; + font-size:70%; + font-style:normal; + margin:0; + padding:0; + position:absolute; + right:1%; + text-align:right; +} +.poem +{ + margin-left:5%; + position:relative; + text-align:left; + width:90%; +} +.poem h4 +{ + font-weight:normal; + margin-left:5em; +} + +.tocPagenum +{ + position: absolute; + right: 16%; + top: auto; +} +span.corr +{ + border-bottom:1px dotted red; +} +.smallcaps +{ + font-variant:small-caps; +} +hr +{ + clear:both; + height:1px; + margin-left:auto; + margin-right:auto; + margin-top:1em; + text-align:center; + width:45%; +} +h2.docImprint,h1.docTitle,h2.byline,h2.docTitle,.aligncenter +{ + text-align:center; +} +h1,h2 +{ + font-size:1.44em; + line-height:1.5em; +} +h5,h6 +{ + font-size:1em; + font-style:italic; + line-height:1em; +} +p.firstlinecaps:first-line +{ + text-transform: uppercase; +} +p.dropcap:first-letter +{ + float: left; + clear: left; + margin: 0em 0.05em 0 0; + padding: 0px; + line-height: 0.8em; + font-size: 420%; + vertical-align:super; +} +.poem +{ + padding: .5em 0% .5em 0%; +} +div.blockquote +{ + font-size:0.9em; + line-height:1.2em; + margin:1.58em 5%; +} +.pagenum a +{ + text-decoration:none; +} +ul { list-style-type: disc; } +ol { list-style-type: decimal; } +.lsoff { list-style-type: none; } +.pglink + +.pglink:hover +{ + background-color: #DCFFDC; +} +.catlink:hover +{ + background-color: #FFFFDC; +} +.exlink:hover +{ + background-color: #FFDCDC; +} + +h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 +{ + color: #001FA4; + font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; +} +p.byline +{ + font-style: italic; + margin-bottom: 2em; +} +.pagenum, .pagenum a +{ + color: #AAAAAA; +} +p.dropcap:first-letter +{ + color: #001FA4; + font-weight: bold; +} +sub, sup +{ + line-height: 0; +} + +p.tocChapter +{ + text-align: center; + font-variant:small-caps; +} + +</style> + +</head> + +<body> +<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30135 ***</div> + + <div class="front"> + <div class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <p class="aligncenter"> + Walter Pieterse + </p> + </div> + <div class="titlePage"> + <h1 class="docTitle"> + Walter Pieterse + </h1> + <h2 class="docTitle"> + A Story of Holland + </h2> + <h2 class="byline"> + By<br /> <span class="docAuthor">Multatuli</span><br /> (Eduard Douwes + Dekker)<br /> Translated by<br /> <span class="docAuthor">Hubert Evans, + Ph.D.</span> + </h2> + <h2 class="docImprint"> + New York<br /> Friderici & Gareis<br /> 6 East Seventeenth Street + </h2> + </div> + <div class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <p class="aligncenter"> + Copyright, 1904,<br /> By<br /> <span class="smallcaps">Friderici & + Gareis</span> <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e127" href="#xd0e127">v</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Preface + </h2> + <p> + Most of us know that The Hague is somewhere in Holland; and we all + know that Queen Wilhelmina takes a beautiful picture; but to how many + of us has it occurred that the land of Spinoza and Rembrandt is still + running a literary shop? + </p> + <p> + How many of us have ever heard of Eduard Douwes Dekker? Very few, I + fear, except professional critics. And yet, the man who, forty years + ago, became famous as Multatuli (I have borne much), was not only the + greatest figure in the modern literature of the Netherlands, but one + of the most powerful and original writers in the literature of the + world. An English critic has called him the Heine of Holland; Anatole + France calls him the Voltaire of the Netherlands. + </p> + <p> + Eduard Douwes Dekker was born in 1820, at Amsterdam, his father being + the captain of a merchantman trading in the Dutch colonies. At the age + of eighteen Dekker sailed on his father’s vessel for the East + Indies, determined to abandon the business career that had been mapped + out for him and enter the colonial service. In 1839 he received a + clerkship in the civil service at Batavia. He now remained in the + employ of the government for seventeen years, being promoted from one + grade to another until he was made Assistant Resident of Lebak in + 1856. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e137" href="#xd0e137">vi</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In this important position he used his influence to better the + condition of the natives; but, to his sorrow, he soon found that he + did not have the support of his superiors. What he conceived to be + right clashed with the line of conduct he was expected to follow. In a + rash moment of “righteous indignation” he handed in his + resignation; and it was accepted. + </p> + <p> + This hasty step put an end to a brilliant political career and + entailed upon Dekker years of disappointment and hardship. Seeing that + he was pursuing the wrong method to help either the Javanese, or + himself, he immediately tried to get reinstated, but without success. + In 1857 he returned to Holland and applied to the home government, + hoping to be vindicated and restored to his post. Again he was + disappointed. The government offered him another desirable position; + but, as it was a matter of principle with Dekker, he declined it. + </p> + <p> + When he saw that it was useless to importune the government further, + Dekker made his appeal to the people in “Max Havelaar” + (1860). The book was an instant success and made the name of Multatuli + famous. Through the perfidy of a supposed friend, however, Dekker + failed to get very substantial material rewards from this work. For + ten years yet he was struggling with poverty. + </p> + <p> + The Bohemian life that Dekker was now compelled to live—his + family was on the sufferance of friends—estranged him from his + wife and strengthened what some might call an unfortunate—or, at + least, an untimely—literary friendship that Dekker had formed + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e146" href="#xd0e146">vii</a>]</span>with + a certain Miss Mimi Schepel, of The Hague. The spiritual affinity + between the two soon developed a passion that neither could resist. + This estimable lady, who afterwards became Dekker’s second wife, + is still living, and has edited Dekker’s letters in nine + volumes. Dekker died in February, 1887, at his home in + Nieder-Ingelheim, where he had lived for several years. + </p> + <p> + The “Woutertje Pieterse” story was first published in + Dekker’s seven volume work entitled “Ideen.” Here it + is sandwiched in between miscellaneous sketches, essays and treatises, + being scattered all the way from Vol. I to Vol. VII. The story falls + naturally into two parts, of which the present volume is the first + part. The second part, written in a different key, deals with “Walter’s + Apprenticeship.” + </p> + <p> + A good deal of the flax, or silk, of his Chinaman’s pigtail, to + use Dekker’s form of expression, I have unraveled as being + extraneous matter. However, despite these omissions, it is quite + possible that some very sensitive person may still find objectionable + allusions in the book. If so, I must refer that one to the shade of + Multatuli. From his own admission his shoulders were evidently broad; + and, no doubt, they will be able to bear the additional strain. + </p> + <p class="alignright"> + <span class="smallcaps">Hubert Evans.</span> + </p> + <p> + <span class="smallcaps">New York City</span>, + </p> + <p style="text-indent: 4em; "> + <i>November, 1904</i>. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e164" + href="#xd0e164">ix</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="toc" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Contents + </h2> + <p> + <span class="tocPagenum">Page</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch1">Chapter I</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The origin of the story: regarding poetry, incurable love, false hair, + and the hero of the story—The dangers of fame and the advantage + of the upper shelf—The Chinaman’s pigtail, and the collar + of humanity <span class="tocPagenum"> 1</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch2">Chapter II</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + An Italian robber on the “Buitensingel” in Amsterdam—The + bitter suffering of the virtuous Amalia—Wax candles, the + palisades of morality—The cunning of the little Hallemans—The + limitations of space <span class="tocPagenum">9</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch3">Chapter III</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The difference between a sugar bowl and a Bible—Leentje’s + virtues and defects—An unfounded suspicion against Pennewip’s + honor <span class="tocPagenum"> 18</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch4">Chapter IV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The profound silence of Juffrouw Laps—Stoffel’s sermon—Walter’s + fidelity to Glorioso—The last king of Athens—Ruined + stomachs and bursted ear-drums <span class="tocPagenum">24</span> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e209" href="#xd0e209">x</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch5">Chapter V</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + How one may become a great man—The cleverness of M’sieu + Millaire—Versifying and the art of classifying everything—Hobby-horses + <span class="tocPagenum"> 27</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch6">Chapter VI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Preparations for a party—The assignment of rôles—The + conflict between wishing and being—Some tricks of fancy—The + two sawmills—Amalia and the ducks <span class="tocPagenum">34</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch7">Chapter VII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Poetry and wigs—The vexation and despair of the latter <span + class="tocPagenum">42</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch8">Chapter VIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A tea-evening, and how it began—Some gaps in the author’s + knowledge—Stoffel’s zoölogical joke—The cause + of the last Punic war—And the advantage of smoking <span + class="tocPagenum">48</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch9">Chapter IX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Echoes of the last Punic war—The defeat of Hannibal (Laps) by + Scipio (Pennewip) <span class="tocPagenum"> 61</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch10">Chapter X</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Causes of the tedious peace in Europe, showing the value of a “tea-evening” + as a study—Specimens of school-verse concluded—Suitable + for society poets and clever children <span class="tocPagenum">68</span> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e264" href="#xd0e264">xi</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch11">Chapter XI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Report on the condition of the leading characters after the + catastrophe—Walter again: a character-study <span + class="tocPagenum">75</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch12">Chapter XII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Leentje as a comforter and questioner—Prince Walter and his + dominions <span class="tocPagenum">80</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch13">Chapter XIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Convincing proofs of Walter’s improvement—His first + invitation—A study in love—Paradise and Peri <span + class="tocPagenum">87</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch14">Chapter XIV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Great changes in the Pieterse family—Walter becomes + poet-laureate at the court of Juffrouw Laps—The mountains of + Asia—The bridge, Glorioso, and love—again <span + class="tocPagenum">102</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch15">Chapter XV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter’s dream—A swell coachman—Juffrouw Laps’s + difficulties <span class="tocPagenum">117</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch16">Chapter XVI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Femke hunts for Walter, and finds him under peculiar circumstances—Her + adventures by the way <span class="tocPagenum">125</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch17">Chapter XVII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The widower’s birthday—Klaasje’s poem, and how a + surprise may involve further surprises <span class="tocPagenum">132</span> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e328" href="#xd0e328">xii</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch18">Chapter XVIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter’s recovery—The doctor’s pictures—Amsterdam + dramaturgy <span class="tocPagenum"> 138</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch19">Chapter XIX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Pastors, sermons, and Juffrouw Laps—Chocolate, timidity, and + love—The fire that didn’t break out—Some details of + religious belief <span class="tocPagenum">150</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch20">Chapter XX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Our hero calls on the doctor—Some strange happenings—How + Walter delivered his present <span class="tocPagenum">161</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch21">Chapter XXI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Ophelia reaches her destination, and Femke becomes a queen—Walter’s + first experience “proposing”—Choosing a profession + <span class="tocPagenum">170</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch22">Chapter XXII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter enters the real world—The firm Motto, Business & Co.—The + technique of the novel—And the snuff of the Romans <span + class="tocPagenum">180</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch23">Chapter XXIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + How one may become a “prodigal” by studying the story of + the Prodigal Son <span class="tocPagenum"> 194</span> <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e383" href="#xd0e383">xiii</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch24">Chapter XXIV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Why Walter did not see Femke—The worldliness of a servant of the + church—The secret of Father Jansen’s deafness in his left + ear <span class="tocPagenum"> 201</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch25">Chapter XXV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Kings and doughnuts—How the masses soar and fall—Walter’s + cowardice and remorse of conscience—A good remedy for the blues + <span class="tocPagenum"> 211</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch26">Chapter XXVI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Our hero retires thinking of Princess Erika, to be aroused by robbers + and murderers, who are in collusion with Juffrouw Laps <span + class="tocPagenum">225</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch27">Chapter XXVII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter alone with a pious lady, or Juffrouw Laps on the war-path <span + class="tocPagenum">240</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch28">Chapter XXVIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A midnight kiss—A wonderful statue in the “Juniper Berry”—Republicans + and True Dutch hearts—A sailor with—Femke? <span + class="tocPagenum"> 245</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch29">Chapter XXIX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Sunrise on the “Dam”—An exciting encounter with a + water-nymph—A letter from heaven—America, a haven for + prodigal sons <span class="tocPagenum">260</span> <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="xd0e438" href="#xd0e438">xiv</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch30">Chapter XXX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A message from Femke, which Walter fails to understand—Dr. + Holsma to the rescue—Femke and family portraits—Femke, and + once more Femke <span class="tocPagenum"> 270</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch31">Chapter XXXI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Stoffel’s view of the matter—Juffrouw Laps’s + distress, and Juffrouw Pieterse’s elation—Elephants and + butterflies, and Kaatje’s conception of heredity <span + class="tocPagenum"> 279</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch32">Chapter XXXII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A theatrical performance under difficulties—The contest between + Napoleon and King Minos of Crete—A Goddess on Mt. Olympus—Kisses + and rosebuds <span class="tocPagenum">286</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch33">Chapter XXXIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + <span class="smallcaps">Conclusion</span> <span class="tocPagenum">298</span> + </p> + </div> + </div> + <p> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb1" href="#pb1">1</a>]</span> + </p> + <div class="body"> + <div id="ch1" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="super"> + Walter Pieterse + </h2> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter I + </h2> + <p> + I don’t know the year; but, since the reader will be interested + to know the time when this story begins, I will give him a few facts + to serve as landmarks. + </p> + <p> + My mother complained that provisions were dear, and fuel as well. So + it must have been before the discovery of Political Economy. Our + servant-girl married the barber’s assistant, who had only one + leg. “Such a saving of shoe-leather,” the good little soul + argued. But from this fact one might infer that the science of + Political Economy had already been discovered. + </p> + <p> + At all events, it was a long time ago. Amsterdam had no sidewalks, + import duties were still levied, in some civilized countries there + were still gallows, and people didn’t die every day of + nervousness. Yes, it was a long time ago. + </p> + <p> + The <i>Hartenstraat</i>! I have never comprehended why this street + should be called thus. Perhaps it is an error, and one ought to write + <i>Hertenstraat</i>, or something else. I have never found more + “heartiness” there than elsewhere; besides, “harts” + were <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb2" href="#pb2">2</a>]</span>not + particularly plentiful, although the place could boast of a poulterer + and dealer in venison. + </p> + <p> + I haven’t been there for a long time, and I only remember that + the <i>Straat</i> connects two main canal-streets, canals that I would + fill up if I had the power to make Amsterdam one of the most beautiful + cities of Europe. + </p> + <p> + My predilection for Amsterdam, our metropolis, does not make me blind + to her faults. Among these I would mention first her complete + inability to serve as the scene of things romantic. One finds here no + masked Dominos on the street, the common people are everywhere open to + inspection, no Ghetto, no Templebar, no Chinese quarter, no mysterious + courtyard. Whoever commits murder is hanged; and the girls are called + “Mietje” and “Jansje”—everything prose. + </p> + <p> + It requires courage to begin a story in a place ending with “dam.” + There it is difficult to have “Emeranties” and “Héloises”; + but even these would be of little use, since all of these belles have + already been profaned. + </p> + <p> + How do the French authors manage, though, to dress up their “Margots” + and “Marions” as ideals and protect their “Henris” + and <span class="corr" id="xd0e511" title="Not in source">“</span>Ernestes<span + class="corr" id="xd0e514" title="Not in source">”</span> from + the trite and trivial? These last remind one of <i lang="fr">M’sieu + Henri</i> or <i lang="fr"> M’sieu Erneste</i> just about like + our castle embankments remind one of filthy water. + </p> + <p> + Goethe was a courageous man: Gretchen, Klärchen—— + </p> + <p> + But I, in the Hartenstraat! + </p> + <p> + However, I am not writing a romance; and even if <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb3" href="#pb3">3</a>]</span>I should write one, I don’t + see why I shouldn’t publish it as a true story. For it is a true + story, the story of one who in his youth was in love with a sawmill + and had to endure this torture for a long time. + </p> + <p> + For love is torture, even if it is only love for a sawmill. + </p> + <p> + It will be seen that the story is going to be quite simple, in fact + too frail to stand alone. So here and there I am going to plait + something in with the thread of the narrative, just as the Chinaman + does with his pigtail when it is too thin. He has no <i lang="fr">Eau + de Lob</i> or oil from Macassar—but I admit that I have never + found at Macassar any berries which yielded the required oil. + </p> + <p> + To begin, in the Hartenstraat was a book-shop and circulating library. + A small boy with a city complexion stood on the step and seemed to be + unable to open the door. It was evident that he was trying to do + something that was beyond his strength. + </p> + <p> + He stretched out his hand towards the door knob repeatedly, but every + time he interrupted this motion either by stopping to pull + unnecessarily at a big square-cut collar that rested on his shoulders + like a yoke, or by uselessly lifting his hand to screen an ingenuous + cough. + </p> + <p> + He was apparently lost in the contemplation of the pictures that + covered the panes of glass in the door, turning them into a model + chart of inconceivable animals, four-cornered trees and impossible + soldiers. He was glancing continually to one side, like a criminal who + fears that he is going to be caught in the act. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb4" href="#pb4">4</a>]</span>It was manifest that he had + something in view which must be concealed from passers-by, and from + posterity, for that matter. His left hand was thrust under the skirts + of his little coat, clutching convulsively at something concealed in + his trousers pocket. To look at him one would have thought that Walter + contemplated a burglary, or something of the kind. + </p> + <p> + For his name was Walter. + </p> + <p> + It is a fortunate thing that it occurred to me to relate his history; + and now I consider it my duty to report that he was entirely innocent + of any burglarious or murderous intentions. + </p> + <p> + I only wish I could clear him of other sins as easily as this. The + object he was turning and twisting in his left breeches pocket was not + a house-key, nor a jimmy, nor a club, nor a tomahawk, nor any infernal + machine: It was a small piece of paper containing fourteen stivers, + which he had raised on his New Testament with Psalms at the grocer’s + on the “Ouwebrug”; and the thing that held him fast on the + Hartenstraat was nothing more or less than his entrance into the magic + world of romance. He was going to read “Glorioso.” + </p> + <p> + Glorioso! Reader, there are many imitations, but only one Glorioso. + All the Rinaldos and Fra Diavolos are not to <span class="corr" + id="xd0e554" title="Not in source">be</span> mentioned in the same + breath with Glorioso, this incomparable hero who carried away + countesses by the dozen, plundered popes and cardinals as if they were + ordinary fallible people, and made a testament-thief of Walter + Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + To be sure, Glorioso was not to blame for this last, certainly not. + One ought to be ashamed to be a <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb5" + href="#pb5">5</a>]</span>hero, or a genius, or even a robber, if on + this account one is to be held responsible for all the crimes that may + be committed years afterwards in the effort to get possession of one’s + history. + </p> + <p> + I myself object to any accusation of complicity in those evil deeds + that are committed after my death in quenching the thirst for + knowledge of my fate. Indeed, I shall never be deterred from a famous + career merely by the thought that some one may sell the New Testament + to get hold of the “Life and Deeds of Multatuli.” + </p> + <p> + “You rascal, what are you loitering around here for? If you want + anything, come in; if you don’t, make yourself scarce.” + </p> + <p> + And now Walter had to go in, or else abandon his cherished Glorioso. + But the man who bent over the counter and twisted himself like a crane + to open the door and snarl these words at our young hero did not have + a face that advised anything like turning back. He was angry. At first + Walter had not had the courage to go in; now he did not dare to turn + back. He felt himself drawn in. It was as if the book-shop swallowed + him. + </p> + <p> + “Glorioso, if you please, M’neer, and here——” + He drew that infernal machine from his pocket. “And here is + money——” + </p> + <p> + For he had learned from his schoolmates, who had infected him with + this craving for romance, that at the circulating library strangers + must deposit a forfeit. + </p> + <p> + The shopman seemed to regard himself as “sufficiently protected” + by the sum produced. He took <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb6" + href="#pb6">6</a>]</span>down a small volume, which was greasy and + well worn, and bore both within and without the traces of much unclean + enjoyment. + </p> + <p> + I am certain that the “Sermons of Pastor Splitvesel,” + which stood undisturbed on the top shelf and looked down + contemptuously on the literature of the day, would have been ashamed + to bring their spotless binding into contact with so much + uncleanliness. But it is not difficult to remain clean in the upper + row. I find, therefore, that the “sermons” were unjust; + and the same is true of many sermons. + </p> + <p> + After Walter had given his name to the man in a trembling voice, he + stuck the reward of his misdeed under his coat and hurried out the + door, like a cat making away with the prey for which it has waited for + hours. + </p> + <p> + Walter ran and ran, and did not know where to go. He couldn’t go + home; he was watched too closely there,—which was not very + difficult, as the space was rather limited. + </p> + <p> + He selected quiet streets and finally came to a gateway that he + remembered to have seen several times. It was a low, smooth arch, + where it always smelled like ashes. Here, as a truant, he had taken + that leap! He was with Franz Halleman, who had dared him to cut sacred + studies and jump from the top of this arch. Walter did it just because + little Franz had questioned his courage. + </p> + <p> + To this escapade he was indebted for his great familiarity with the + prophet Habakkuk, whose prophecies he had to copy twelve times as a + penalty. Further, the sprain that he got in his big toe on that <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb7" href="#pb7">7</a>]</span>occasion gave + him a good barometer in that organ, which always warned him of + approaching rain. + </p> + <p> + In a certain sense Habakkuk is to be regarded as marking a transition + in Walter’s life, <i>viz.</i> from nursery rhymes to books which + deal with big people. For some time he had felt his admiration for + “brave Heinriche” to be growing; and he was disgusted with + the paper peaches that are distributed as the reward of diligence in + the beautiful stories. Of any other peaches he had no knowledge, as + the real article was never seen in the houses he visited. + </p> + <p> + Nothing was more natural than that he should most ardently long to + talk with the older schoolboys about the wonders of the real world, + where people ride in coaches, devastate cities, marry princesses, and + stay up in the evening till after 10 o’clock—even if it + isn’t a birthday. And then at the table one helps one’s + self, and may select just whatever one wants to eat. So think + children. + </p> + <p> + Every boy has his heroic age, and humanity, as a whole, has worn the + little coat with the big collar. + </p> + <p> + But how far can this comparison be carried? Where does the identity + stop? Will the human race become mature? and more than mature?—old? + Feeble and childish? + </p> + <p> + How old are we now? Are we boys, youths, men? Or are we already——? + No, that would be too unpleasant to think of. + </p> + <p> + Let us suppose that we are just in the exuberance of youth! We are + then no longer children exactly, and still we may hope something of + the future. + </p> + <p> + Yes, of the future,—when this stifling school atmosphere <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb8" href="#pb8">8</a>]</span>has been blown + away. When we shall take pleasure in the short jacket of the boy that + comes after us; when people will be at liberty to be born without any + legal permit, and will not be reviled for it; when humanity will speak + one language; when metaphysics and religion have been forgotten, and + knowledge of nature takes the place of noble birth. When we shall have + broken away from the nursery stories. + </p> + <p> + There is some silk for my Chinaman’s pigtail. Some will say it + is only flax. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb9" href="#pb9">9</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch2" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter II + </h2> + <p> + Walter thought neither of the heroic age nor of Chinese cues. Without + any feeling for the beauty of the landscape, he hurried along till he + came to a bridge that spanned a marshy ditch. After looking about + carefully to assure himself that he was alone, he selected this bridge + for his reading-room, and proceeded at once to devour his robber + undisturbed. + </p> + <p> + For a moment I felt tempted to make the reader a participant of Walter’s + pleasure by giving a sketch of the immortal work that chained the boy’s + attention. But aside from the fact that I am not very well versed in + Glorioso—which fact of itself, though, would not prevent me from + speaking about him—I have many other things of a more urgent + nature to relate, and am compelled therefore to take the reader + directly to the Hartenstraat, hoping that he will be able to find his + way just as well as if he had crossed the Ouwebrug—the old + bridge. + </p> + <p> + Suffice it to say that Walter found the book “very nice.” + The virtuous Amalia, in the glare of flaring torches, at the death-bed + of her revered mother, in the dismal cypress valley, swearing that her + ardent love for the noble robber—through the horrible trapdoor, + the rusty chains, her briny tears—in a word, it was stirring! + And there was more morality in it, too, than in all the insipid + imitations. All the members of <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb10" + href="#pb10">10</a>]</span>the band were married and wore gloves. In + the cave was an altar, with wax tapers; and those chapters in which + girls were abducted always ended with a row of most decorous periods, + or with mysterious dashes—which Walter vainly held up to the + light in his effort to learn more about it. + </p> + <p> + He read to<span class="corr" id="xd0e622" title="Source: ,">:</span> + “Die, betrayer!” Then it was dark, and he knew that it was + time to go home. He was supposed to be taking a walk with the Halleman + boys,—who were “such respectable children.” With + regret he closed the precious volume and hurried away as fast as he + could, for he was afraid he was going to get a whipping for staying + away so long. + </p> + <p> + “You will never get permission again”—thus he was + always threatened on such occasions. But he understood, of course, + that they didn’t mean it. He knew too well that people like to + get rid of the children for a while when they are a little short of + space at home. And then the little Hallemans were “such + extraordinarily respectable children; they lived next to a house with + a portico, and recently they had taken off their little caps so + politely.” + </p> + <p> + Now, I don’t believe that the Hallemans were any more + respectable than other boys of Walter’s acquaintance; and, as I + would like to give some reasons for my belief, I am going to relate an + incident that had happened some time before this. + </p> + <p> + Walter never got any pocket-money. His mother considered this + unnecessary, because he got at home everything that he needed. It + mortified him to have to wait for an invitation to join in a game of + ball with his companions, and then be reminded that he <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb11" href="#pb11">11</a>]</span>had + contributed nothing towards buying the ball. In Walter’s time + that useful instrument of sport cost three doits—just a trifle. + Now I suppose they are more expensive—but no, cheaper, of + course, on account of Political Economy. + </p> + <p> + On many occasions he was depressed by reason of this lack of money. We + shall see later whether what his mother said was true, or not: that he + received at home everything he needed. It is certain that at home he + never had the privilege of doing with some little thing as he pleased, + which is very nice for children. And for grown-up people, too. + </p> + <p> + The Hallemans—who were so especially respectable—gave him + to understand that they had no desire to bear all the expenses. Franz + calculated that Walter’s friendship had already cost them nine + stivers, which I find high—not for the friendship, but merely as + an estimate. Gustave said it was still more; but that is a detail. + Gustave, too, had let him have four slate pencils, that he might court + “the tall Cecilia,” who wouldn’t have anything to do + with him because he wore a jacket stuck in his trousers—the kind + small boys wore then. She accepted the pencils, and then made Gustave + a present of them for a kiss. + </p> + <p> + The reproaches of the little Hallemans, who were so very respectable, + almost drove Walter to despair. + </p> + <p> + “I have told my mother, but she won’t give me anything.” + </p> + <p> + The little Hallemans, who were so respectable, said: “What’s + that you’re giving us? You’re a parasite.” + </p> + <p> + This was the first time Walter had ever heard the <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb12" href="#pb12">12</a>]</span>word, but he knew what it meant. + Nothing sharpens the wits like bitterness of heart. + </p> + <p> + “A parasite, a parasite—I’m a parasite,” and + he ran off screaming, making a detour in order to avoid the street + where Cecilia’s father had a second-hand store. Oh, if she had + seen him running through the street crying like a baby—that + would have been worse than the breeches pulled up over his jacket! + </p> + <p> + A parasite, a parasite! + </p> + <p> + He met lots of grown-up people who perhaps were parasites, but they + were not bawling on this account. + </p> + <p> + Parasite! + </p> + <p> + He saw a policeman, and caught his breath when he got by him, + surprised that the man hadn’t arrested him. + </p> + <p> + Parasite! + </p> + <p> + Then came a street-sweeper with his cart, who seemed to rattle that + hateful word after him. + </p> + <p> + Our little sufferer remembered that the Halleman boys had once told + him what a fortune could be made by peddling peppermint drops. For + twenty-four stivers one could buy a big sack full. By selling so and + so many for a doit, the profit would be enormous. If one only had the + capital to begin! The Hallemans had calculated everything very + exactly; for they were not only very respectable, but also very + cunning. Cunningness and respectability usually go hand in hand. They + had said, all that was needed was the capital. They would attend to + laying in the stock, and would assume all responsibility for the sale + of the same. If Walter would chip in just a florin, they could raise + the rest and all would go well. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb13" + href="#pb13">13</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Parasite.... Parasite.... + </p> + <p> + Walter slipped a florin from his mother’s box of savings and + brought it to the Halleman boys, who were so remarkably respectable. + </p> + <p> + “Where did you get it?” asked Gustave, but careful not to + give Walter time to answer, or to fall into an embarrassing silence. + </p> + <p> + “Where did you get it?”—without any interrogation + point—“fine! Franz and I will each add one like it. That’ll + make twenty-four, and then we’ll buy the peppermints. There’s + a factory on the <i> Rosengracht</i>—such a sack for four + shillings. Franz and I will do everything. We’ll have more + opportunity at school, you understand. Christian Kloskamp has already + ordered twelve; he’ll pay after the holidays. We’ll take + all the trouble; you needn’t do anything, Walter—and then + an equal divide. You can depend upon it.” + </p> + <p> + Walter went home and dreamed of unheard-of wealth. He would put a + dollar in his mother’s savings-bank, and buy for Cecilia a lead + pencil from the man who had picked holes in the wood-work of his wagon + with them. So strong were they! That would be something entirely + different from those slate pencils; and if the tall Cecilia still + wouldn’t have him, then—but Walter did not care to think + further. There are abysses along the path of fancy that we do not dare + to sound. We see them instinctively, close the eyes and—I only + know that on that evening Walter fell asleep feeling good, expecting + soon to have a good conscience over his little theft and hoping that + Cecilia would give him a happy heart. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb14" href="#pb14">14</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Alas, alas! Little Walter had made his calculations without taking + into consideration the slyness and respectability of the Hallemans. + They lay in wait for him the next day as he came from school. Walter, + who had painted to himself how they would be panting under the weight + of the great sack; Walter, who was so anxious to know if Christian + Kloskamp had taken what he had ordered; Walter, who was burning with + curiosity as to the success of the venture—oh, he was bitterly + disappointed. Gustave Halleman not only carried no sack of + peppermints. What’s more, he had a very grave face. And little + Franz looked like virtue itself. + </p> + <p> + “Well, how is everything?” Walter asked, but without + saying a word. He was too curious not to ask, and too fearful to + express the question otherwise than by opening his mouth and poking + out his face. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know, Walter, we’ve been thinking about + the matter; and there’s a lot to be said against the plan.” + </p> + <p> + Poor Walter! In that moment both his heart and his conscience suffered + shipwreck. Away with your dreams of ethical vindication, away with the + gaping money-boxes of mothers—away, lead pencil that was to bore + a hole in the hard heart of the tall Cecilia—gone, gone, gone, + everything lost. + </p> + <p> + “You see, Walter, the mint-drops might melt.” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s,” sobbed Walter. + </p> + <p> + “And Christian Kloskamp, who ordered twelve—don’t + you know——” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s.” + </p> + <p> + I wonder if Christian was likely to melt too. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb15" href="#pb15">15</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “He is leaving school, and will certainly not return after the + holidays.” + </p> + <p> + “H-e-e i-i-s?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and for that reason, and also because there are not + anything like so many to the pound as we had thought. Mint-drops are + heavy. We’ve calculated everything, Franz and I.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” added little Franz, with the seriousness of one + giving important advice in a time of great danger, “the things + are very heavy at present. Feel this one; but you must give it back to + me.” + </p> + <p> + Walter weighed the mint-drop on his finger and returned it + conscientiously. + </p> + <p> + He found it heavy. Ah, in this moment he was so depressed that he + would have found everything heavy. + </p> + <p> + Franz stuck the piece of candy into his mouth, and sucking at it + continued: + </p> + <p> + “Yes, really, very heavy. These are the English drops, you know. + And then there is something else, too, isn’t there, Gustave? The + propriety, the respectability! Tell him, Gustave.” + </p> + <p> + “The respectability,” cried Gustave, significantly. + </p> + <p> + “We mean the respectability of it,” repeated Franz, as if + he were explaining something. + </p> + <p> + Walter looked first from one to the other, and did not seem to + comprehend. + </p> + <p> + “You tell him, Gustave.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter, Franz will tell you,” said Gustave. + </p> + <p> + “Walter, our papa is a deacon, and carries a portfolio, and + there where we live is a——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried Gustave, “there on the <i>Gracht</i>, + you know, lives M’neer Krulewinkel. He has a villa——” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb16" href="#pb16">16</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “With a portico,” added Franz. + </p> + <p> + “It’s just on account of our standing—don’t + you see, Walter? And when a visitor comes our mother brings out the + wine.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Maderia, Maderia! And our tobacco-box is silver, and——” + </p> + <p> + “No, Franz, it isn’t silver; but, Walter, it looks just + like silver.” + </p> + <p> + Our poor little sinner understood all of this, but he failed to see + what bearing it might have on his own disappointed hopes. He + stuttered: “Yes, Gustave—yes, Franz—but the + peppermint——” + </p> + <p> + “We just wanted to tell you that we are very respectable, don’t + you see?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Gustave.” + </p> + <p> + “And well-behaved.” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-e-s, Franz.” Poor Walter! + </p> + <p> + “And then as you said you never got any pocket-money——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter—and don’t you know? Because our papa is + so respectable—when winter comes you can see how he looks after + the orphans.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and he rings at every door. And—and—we are + afraid, that you——” + </p> + <p> + “That you——” + </p> + <p> + “The florin——” + </p> + <p> + “The florin! You understand?” + </p> + <p> + “That you didn’t get it——” + </p> + <p> + “That you didn’t get it honestly. That’s it,” + said Franz, sticking another mint-drop into his mouth, perhaps to + brace himself up. + </p> + <p> + It was out at last. Poor, miserable Walter. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb17" href="#pb17">17</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And on that account, Walter, we would rather not keep the + money, but just divide now—equally, as we all agreed.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried Gustave, “divide equally. The work—we—you + understand?” + </p> + <p> + They divided the profits. And the Hallemans were sleek about it. + Twenty-four stivers; three into twenty-four goes eight times, + therefore—— + </p> + <p> + Walter received eight stivers. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see,” explained Gustave, “we couldn’t + do it, because our papa is a deacon.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes—and our tobacco-box, even if it isn’t pure + silver, it’s just like silver.” + </p> + <p> + My lack of faith in the extreme respectability of the Hallemans is + based upon the foregoing story; and I am inclined to think that all + this “respectability” of which Walter heard so much at + home was only an excuse on his mother’s part to get him out of + the way. For there was a lack of room. If she had wanted to use Walter + about the house, it is questionable if she had discovered anything + especially respectable about those boys. + </p> + <p> + Many laws and most customs have their origin in a “lack of room”—in + the intellect, in one’s character, in the house or flat, in the + fields, in the city. + </p> + <p> + This applies to the preference for the right hand—a result of + crowding at the table—to the institution of marriage, and to + many things lying between these extremes. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb18" href="#pb18">18</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch3" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter III + </h2> + <p> + We will not try to explain further this fruitful principle of “limitation + of space.” Walter knew the fruit of it, even if he failed to + recognize the origin. He was not worried so much by the mere coming + home as by the punishment he expected to receive as soon as that New + Testament should be missed. He had returned from his little excursion + into the country with Glorioso, and now in Amsterdam again the memory + of his recent offense—or shall I say the anticipation of what + was coming?—lay heavily on his mind. + </p> + <p> + If we could think away all the results of crime committed, there would + be very little left of what we call conscience. + </p> + <p> + But Walter consoled himself with the thought that it wasn’t a + thimble this time. The testament will not be missed at once, he + reflected, because Sunday was a long way off, and no one would ask + about it during the week. + </p> + <p> + No, it was not a thimble, or a knitting-needle, or a sugar-bowl, or + anything in daily use. + </p> + <p> + When our hero got home, he stuck his greasy Glorioso under Leentje’s + sewing-table—the same Leentje who had sewed up his breeches + after that wonderful leap, so that his mother never found out about + it. She <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb19" href="#pb19">19</a>]</span>went + down to her grave in ignorance of these torn breeches. + </p> + <p> + But Leentje was employed to patch breeches and such things. She + received for this seven stivers a week, and every evening a slice of + bread and butter. + </p> + <p> + Long after the Habakkuk period, Walter often thought of her humble + “Good-evening, Juffrouw; good-evening, M’neer and the + young Juffrouwen; good-evening, Walter,” etc. + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter’s mother was called Juffrouw, on account of the + shoe-business. For Juffrouw is the title of women of the lower middle + classes, while plain working women are called simply Vrouw. Mevrouw is + the title of women of the better classes. And so it is in the + Netherlands till to-day: The social structure is a series of classes, + graduated in an ascending scale. Single ladies are also called + Juffrouw, so that Juffrouw may mean either a young lady or a young + matron—who need not necessarily be so young. The young + Juffrouwen were Walter’s sisters, who had learned how to dance. + His brother had been called M’neer since his appointment as + assistant at the “intermediate school,” a sort of charity + school now no longer in existence. His mother had spliced his jacket + that he might command the respect of the boys, and remarked that the + name “Stoffel” scarcely suited him now. This explains why + Leentje addressed him as M’neer. To Walter she simply said + Walter, for he was only a small boy. Walter owed her three stivers, + or, to be exact, twenty-six doits, which he never did pay her. For, + years afterward, when he <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb20" + href="#pb20">20</a>]</span>wanted to return the money to her, there + were no more doits; and, besides, Leentje was dead. + </p> + <p> + This pained him very much, for he had thought a great deal of her. She + was ugly, even dirty, and was stoop-shouldered, too. Stoffel, the + schoolmaster, said that she had an evil tongue: She was thought to + have started the report that he had once eaten strawberries with sugar + in the “Netherlands.” This was a small garden-restaurant. + </p> + <p> + I am willing to admit the truth of all this; but what more could one + expect for seven stivers and a slice of bread and butter? I have known + duchesses who had larger incomes; and still in social intercourse they + were not agreeable. + </p> + <p> + Leentje was stooped as a result of continuous sewing. Her needle kept + the whole family clothed; and she knew how to make two jackets and a + cap out of an old coat and still have enough pieces left for the + gaiters that Stoffel needed for his final examination. He fell through + on account of a mistake in Euclid. + </p> + <p> + With the exception of Walter nobody was satisfied with Leentje. I + believe they were afraid of spoiling her by too much kindness. Walter’s + sisters were always talking about “class” and “rank,” + saying that “everyone must stay in his place.” This was + for Leentje. Her father had been a cobbler who soled shoes, while the + father of the young Juffrouwen had had a store in which “shoes + from Paris” were sold. A big difference. For it is much grander + to sell something that somebody else has made than to make something + one’s self. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb21" href="#pb21">21</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The mother thought that Leentje might be a little cleaner. But I am + going to speak of the price again, and of the difficulty of washing + when one has no time, no soap, no room, and no water. At that time + waterpipes had not been laid, and, if they had been, it’s a + question if the water had ever got as far as Leentje. + </p> + <p> + So, everyone but Walter had a spite against Leentje. He liked her, and + was more intimate with her than with anyone else in the house, perhaps + because the others could not endure him, and there was nothing left + for him to do but to seek consolation from her. For every feeling + finds expression, and nothing is lost, either in the moral or in the + material world. I could say more about this, but I prefer to drop the + subject now, for the organ-grinder under my window is driving me + crazy. + </p> + <p> + Walter’s mother called him, “That boy.” His brothers—there + were more beside Stoffel—affirmed that he was treacherous and + morose, because he spoke little and didn’t care for “marbles.” + When he did say anything, they attributed to him a relationship with + King Solomon’s cat. His sisters declared he was a little devil. + But Walter stood well with Leentje. She consoled him, and considered + it disgraceful that the family didn’t make more out of such a + boy as Walter. She had seen that he was not a child like ordinary + children. And I should scarcely take the trouble to write his story if + he had been. + </p> + <p> + Up to a short time after his trip to Hartenstraat, Ash Gate and the + old bridge, Leentje was Walter’s sole confidant. To her he read + the verses that slender <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb22" + href="#pb22">22</a>]</span>Cecilia had disdained. To her he poured out + his grief over the injustice of his teacher Pennewip, who gave him + only “Fair,” while to that red-headed Keesje he gave + “Very good” underscored—Keesje who couldn’t + work an example by himself and always “stuck” in “Holland + Counts.” + </p> + <p> + “Poor boy,” said Leentje, “you’re right about + it.” They went over into the Bavarian house. It’s a + disgrace! And to save a doit on the pound. + </p> + <p> + She claimed that Keesje’s father, who was a butcher, let + Pennewip have meat at a reduced price, and that this was what was the + matter with all those Holland counts and their several houses. + </p> + <p> + Later Walter looked upon this as a “white lie,” for + Pennewip, when examined closely, didn’t look like a man who + would carry on a crooked business with beefsteak. But in those days he + accepted gladly this frivolous suspicion against the man’s honor + as a plaster for his own, which had been hurt by the favoritism + towards Keesje. Whenever our honor is touched, or what we regard as + our honor, then we think little of the honor of others. + </p> + <p> + When his brothers jeered at him and called him “Professor + Walter,” or when his sisters scolded him for his “idiotic + groping among the bed-curtains,” or when his mother punished him + for eating up the rice that she intended to serve again “to-morrow”—then + it was always Leentje who restored the equilibrium of his soul and + banished his cares, just as, with her inimitable stitches, she + banished the “triangles” from his jacket and breeches. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb23" href="#pb23">23</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Ugly, dirty, evil-tongued Leentje, how Walter did like you! What + consolation radiated from her thimble, what encouragement even in the + sight of her tapeline! And what a lullaby in those gentle words: + “There now, you have a needle and thread and scraps. Sew your + little sack for your pencils and tell me more of all those counts, who + always passed over from one house into another.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb24" href="#pb24">24</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch4" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter IV + </h2> + <p> + I don’t know what prophet Walter got as punishment for that + pawned Bible. The pastor came to preach a special sermon. The man was + simply horrified at such impiousness. Juffrouw Laps, who lived in the + lower anteroom, had heard about it too. She was very pious and + asserted that such a boy was destined for the gallows. + </p> + <p> + “One begins with the Bible,” she said significantly, + “and ends with something else.” + </p> + <p> + No one has ever found out just what that “something else” + is which follows a beginning with the Bible. I don’t think she + knew herself, and that she said it to make people believe that she + possessed much wisdom and knew more about the world than she gave + utterance to. Now, I admit that I have no respect for wisdom that + cannot express itself in intelligible words, and, if it had been my + affair, I should have very promptly drawn a tight rein on Juffrouw + Laps. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel delivered an exhortation in which he brought out all that had + been forgotten by the preacher. He spoke of Korah, Dathan and Abiram, + who had erred similarly to Walter and had been sent to an early grave + for their sins. He said too, that the honor of the family had been + lost at the “Ouwebrug,” that it was his duty, “as + the eldest son of an irreproachable widow and third assistant at the + intermediate school, to take care of the honor of the house——” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb25" href="#pb25">25</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Of Bavaria,” said Leentje softly. + </p> + <p> + That “a marriage, or any other <span class="corr" id="xd0e857" + title="Source: arrangemnet">arrangement</span> for the girls, would be + frustrated by Walter’s offence, for no one would have anything + to do with girls who——” + </p> + <p> + In short, Stoffel accented the fact that it was “a disgrace,” + and that “he would never be able to look anyone in the face who + knew of this crime.” He remarked distinctly that the schoolboys + must know of it, for Louis Hopper had already stuck out his tongue at + him! + </p> + <p> + And finally, that he “shuddered to cross the new market-place”—in + those days criminals were scourged, branded and hanged here—because + it reminded him so disagreeably of Juffrouw Laps’s horrible + allusion to Walter’s fate. + </p> + <p> + Then followed all sorts of things about Korahs, Dathans and Abirams, + whereupon the whole family broke out in a wail. For it was so + pathetic. + </p> + <p> + Walter comforted himself with thoughts of Glorioso, and, whenever that + “something else” of Juffrouw Laps was spoken of, he just + dreamed of his marriage with beautiful Amalia, whose train was carried + by six pages. I fancy Juffrouw Laps would have made a pretty face if + she had learned of this interpretation of her mysterious climax. + </p> + <p> + All efforts to compel our hero to tell how he had spent that money + were in vain. After all known means had been applied, the attempt to + force a confession had to be abandoned. Water and bread, water without + bread, bread without water, no water and no bread, the preacher, + Stoffel, Habakkuk, Juffrouw Laps, tears, the rod—all in vain. + Walter was not the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb26" href="#pb26">26</a>]</span>boy + to betray Glorioso. This was what he had found so shabby of + Scelerajoso, who had to pay the penalty, as we have seen. + </p> + <p> + As soon as he got the privilege of walking again with the Hallemans, + who were so eminently respectable, he hurried away to the old bridge, + near Ash Gate, to continue his thrilling book. He read up to that + fatal moment when he had to tell his hero good-bye, and on the last + page saw Glorioso, as a major-general, peacefully expire in the arms + of the virtuous Alvira. + </p> + <p> + When Walter had returned the book to Hartenstraat his eye was + attracted by some almond-cakes at the confectioner’s on the + corner. He did with Glorioso just as the Athenians did with Kodrus: No + one was worthy to be the successor of such a hero, and within a few + days the residue of the New Testament had been converted into + stomach-destroying pastry. + </p> + <p> + I ought to add that a part of the “balance” left after + that Italian excursion—perhaps the part contributed by the + Psalms—was invested in a triple-toned, ear-splitting, + soul-searing harmonica, which was finally confiscated by Master + Pennewip as being a disturbing element in the schoolroom. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb27" href="#pb27">27</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch5" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter V + </h2> + <p> + I don’t feel called upon to pass judgment on the strife between + Leentje and Pennewip regarding the latter’s partiality towards + Keesje, the butcher’s son. But that fiery feeling for right and + justice which has harrassed me from my earliest youth—ah, for + years have I waited in vain for justice—and the foolish passion + for hunting after mitigating circumstances, even when the misdeed has + been proved—all this compels me to say that Pennewip’s lot + might be considered a mitigating circumstance for a man convicted of + the eight deadly sins. + </p> + <p> + I have found that many great men began their careers as feeders of + hogs (see biographical encyclopedias); and it seems to me that this + occupation develops those qualities necessary in ruling or advancing + mankind. + </p> + <p> + If the theologists should happen to criticise this story, and perhaps + accuse me of far-reaching ignorance, because I enumerate one cardinal + sin more than they knew of, or of the crime of classifying man as a + sort of hog, I reply that, still another new canonical sin could be + discovered that they have never studied. And that ought to be as + pleasing to them as influenza is to the apothecary. + </p> + <p> + New problems, gentlemen, new problems! + </p> + <p> + And as for our relationship with pigs, just consider <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb28" href="#pb28">28</a>]</span>the relation + of coal to diamond, and I think everyone will be satisfied—even + the theologists. + </p> + <p> + What a magnificent prospect anyone has who spends his tender youth + with those grunting coal-diamonds of the animal world! But I have + often wondered that in the “Lives of Famous Men” we so + seldom read of a school-teacher, for in the school all the ingredients + of greatness are abounding. + </p> + <p> + The reverse is more often true. Every day we see banished princes + teaching lazy boys. Dionysius and Louis Philippe are not the only + ones. I myself once tried to teach an American French. It was no go. + </p> + <p> + If it should ever become customary again to elect kings, I hope the + people will elect such persons as have studied men, just as one + studies Geography on globes or maps. All virtues, propensities, + passions, mistakes, misdeeds, knowledge of which is so indispensable + in human society, can be studied much better in the schoolroom. The + field is restricted, and can be taken in more readily. The famous + statecraft of many a great man, if the truth were known, had its + origin in that old tripping trick, which is everything to the + three-foot Machiavellis. + </p> + <p> + The task of a schoolmaster is not an easy one. I have never understood + why he is not better paid, or, since this must be so, why there are + still men who prefer to teach, when on the same pay they might be + corporals in the army, and teach the use of firearms, which offers + fewer headaches and more fresh air. + </p> + <p> + I would even rather be a preacher; for he does work with people who + are interested and come to hear him <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb29" + href="#pb29">29</a>]</span>of their own free will. The teacher has to + fight continually with indifference, and with the extremely dangerous + rivalry of tops, marbles, and paper-dolls—not to speak of candy, + scarlatina and weak mothers. + </p> + <p> + Pennewip was a man of the old school. At least he would seem so to us + if we could see him in his gray school jacket and short trousers with + buckles, and his brown wig, which he was continually pushing into + place. At the first of the week this was always curly, when it was not + raining—rain isn’t good for curls; and on Sundays “the + man with the curling irons” came. + </p> + <p> + Antiquated? But perhaps this is only imagination. Who knows? perhaps + in his day he was quite modern. How soon people will say the same of + us! At all events, the man called himself “Master” and his + school was a school and not an “Institute.” It is no + advance to call things by other than their right names. In his school + boys and girls sat together indiscriminately, according to the naïve + custom of those days. They learned, or might learn, Reading, Writing, + Arithmetic, National History, Psalmody, Sewing, Knitting, and + Religion. These were the order of the day, but if anyone distinguished + himself by a show of talent, diligence or good behavior, that one + received special instruction in versification, an art in which + Pennewip took great pleasure. + </p> + <p> + Thus he taught the boys till they were sufficiently advanced to be + confirmed. With the help of his wife he gave the girls a “finishing + course.” They were graduated with a paternoster done in red on a + black <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb30" href="#pb30">30</a>]</span>background, + or perhaps a pierced heart between two flower-pots. Then they were + through and ready to become the grandmothers of their own generation. + </p> + <p> + There was no natural science then. Even to-day there is room for + improvement along this line. It is said that some advance has been + made recently. It is more useful for a child to know how corn grows + than to be able to call the name of it in a foreign language. I don’t + say that either is incompatible with the other. + </p> + <p> + The public schools were most deficient at the time when Walter and + Keesje were slowly crawling around the arena of honor; but I doubt if + one could say much more of the “institutes” of to-day. I + would advise everyone to visit such a school as he attended when a + boy; and I am convinced that after this test many a father who has the + welfare of his children at heart will prefer to keep them at home. One + comes to the conclusion, that after all in the school of clever Master + Miller, who was so clever that he got himself addressed as <i> M’sieu</i> + Millaire, precious little was to be learned. + </p> + <p> + Failing to make this test we continue to believe in the infallibility + of M’sieu of Millaire. We always consider that one a great man + whom we have known in childhood and haven’t seen since. + </p> + <p> + When I remarked a moment ago that school-teachers are paid so + niggardly, I didn’t mean that their remuneration was + insufficient, considering the quality and quantity of the goods + delivered—knowledge, scholarship, education. I only had in mind + the bitterness of their lot, and the poor indemnity given to the man + who spends his life in a wasp’s nest. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb31" href="#pb31">31</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In addition to versifying, Pennewip had still another hobby, which + gave him more claim to a throne than did anything else. He was + possessed with the mania for classifying, a passion known to few, but + still of not infrequent occurrence. I have never quite understood the + disease; and I gave up my search for the “first cause” as + soon as I saw how difficult it is to get around with a hobby-horse + taken from somebody else’s stable. So I am going to give only a + short sketch of Pennewip’s harmless animal. + </p> + <p> + Everything that he saw, perceived, experienced he divided into + families, classes, genera, species and sub-species, and made of the + human race a sort of botanical garden, in which he was the <i> Linne</i>. + He regarded that as the only possible way to grasp the final purpose + of creation and clear up all obscure things, both in and out of + school. He even went so far as to say that Walter’s New + Testament would have turned up again if Juffrouw Pieterse had only + been able to tell to what class the man belonged who had bound the + volume in black leather. But that was something she didn’t know. + </p> + <p> + As for myself, I shouldn’t have said a word about Pennewip’s + mania for classifying everything, if I hadn’t thought it might + help me to give the reader a better picture of our hero and his + surroundings. I should have preferred to leave the said Pennewip in + undisturbed intercourse with the muses; but we shall have occasion + later to refer to his poetic art, when we shall quote some poems by + his pupils. + </p> + <p> + After the usual general division into “animate” and + “inanimate”—the good man gave the human <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb32" href="#pb32">32</a>]</span>race only one + soul—followed a system that looked like a pyramid. On the top + was God with the angels and spirits and other accessories, while the + oysters and polyps and mussels were crawling about down near the base, + or lying still—just as they pleased. Half way up stood kings, + members of school-boards, mayors, legislators, theologians and D.D.’s. + Next under these were professors and merchants who do not work + themselves. Then came doctors of things profane, <i>i. e.</i>, those + driving double rigs, also lawyers and untitled preachers, the Colonel + of the City Militia, the Rector of the Latin School. Philosophers + (only those who have developed a system), doctors with one horse, + doctors without any horse and poets were further down. Rather low + down, and not far from the mussels, was the seventh sub-division of + the third class of the “citizen population.” Our hero + would come under this sub-section. + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p> + <span class="smallcaps">Citizen Population, Class III., 7th + Sub-Division.</span> + </p> + <p> + <i>People Living in Rented Flats.</i> + </p> + <p> + <i>a.</i> Entrance for tenants only. Three-window front. Two + stories, with back-rooms. The boys sleep alone, dress, however, with + the girls. Fresh straw in case a baby is born. Learning French, + poems at Christmas. The girls are sometimes called Lena or Maria, + but seldom Louise. Darning. The boys work in offices. One girl kept, + sewing-girl, and “person for the rough work.” Washing at + home. Read sermons by Palm. <span class="corr" id="xd0e955" + title="Source: Pickeled">Pickled</span> pork on Sundays, with + table-cloth, liquor after coffee. Religion. Respectability. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb33" href="#pb33">33</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + <i>b 1.</i> Still three windows. One story. Neighbors live above who + ring twice (<i>Vide</i> b. 2). Leentje, Mietje; Louise heard seldom. + House-door opened with a cord, which is sleek from long use. Sleep + in one room. Straw-heaps in cases of confinement. One maid-servant + for everything. Sundays cheese, no liquor, but religion and + respectability as above. + </p> + <p> + <i>b 2.</i> Neighbors who ring twice. About as above. No maid, only + a “person for the rough work.” Seamstress. White + table-cloth. Cheese from time to time, only occasionally. Religion + as above. + </p> + <p> + <i>c.</i> One story higher. Two-window front. Small projecting + back-room. The entire family sleeps in two beds. No trace of straw. + The boys are called Louw, Piet, or Gerrit, and become watchmakers or + type-setters. A few become sailors. Continual wrangle with the + neighbors about the waste-water. Religion as above. Associate with + “respectable folk.” Read “Harlemmer” with + III. 7, b. 2. No maid, or person for rough work, but a seamstress on + seven stivers and a piece of bread and butter. + </p> + </div> + <p> + That brings us to Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + The reader will now have a very good idea of Walter’s + environment, and will readily understand why I said he had a “city + complexion.” That was when we saw him in the Hartenstraat, on + the road to fame, or on the road to that nameless “other thing” + of Juffrouw Laps. At all events he was on his way to things that will + occupy our attention for some time yet. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb34" href="#pb34">34</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch6" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter VI + </h2> + <p> + It was Wednesday, and the Pieterses were going to give a party. + Juffrouw Laps had been invited, also the Juffrouw living over the + dairy, whose husband was employed at the “bourse.” Further + Mrs. Stotter, who had been a midwife for so long and was still merely + “very respectable.” Then the widow Zipperman, whose + daughter had married some fellow in the insurance business, or + something of the kind. Also the baker’s wife. That was + unavoidable: it was impossible to buy all kinds of pastry and cakes + without her finding out what was up. Then the Juffrouw living below + and to the rear. Of course she wouldn’t come, but the Pieterses + wanted to show that they had forgotten the late quarrel over the + broken window-pane. If she didn’t come that was the end of the + matter, so far as Juffrouw Pieterse was concerned. She would have + nothing more to do with the Juffrouw from below. I may add that the + lady from below did not come, and that her name was stricken from the + calling-list of those higher up. + </p> + <p> + The children were to go to bed early, with the promise of a cup of + sage-milk for breakfast if they would not make any noise the entire + evening. This drink largely took the place of tea then. It was thought + that the “noise” made by children would not be + appreciated. Walter got permission to go play <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb35" href="#pb35">35</a>]</span>with the Halleman boys, who were + thought to be very respectable. He must be at home by eight o’clock; + but this was said in a tone that gave him no cause to fear a reprimand + in case he should stay out later. Laurens, who of course was an + apprentice to a printer, and usually came home about seven o’clock + in the evening, was big enough to be present with the guests, but must + promise to sit still and drink only two glasses. The big girls were to + be present as a matter of course: They had been confirmed. Stoffel + presided. His business was to meet the gentlemen when they came for + the ladies about ten o’clock, and entertain the company with + stories of Mungo Park. + </p> + <p> + Leentje was to remain till the people were all there, as it was so + inconvenient to have to open the door every time. She could make + herself useful in arranging the table and doing other things incident + to such occasions. But she “must move about a little brisker,” + otherwise they would prefer to do everything themselves. + </p> + <p> + The eldest of the girls, Juffrouw Truitje, must look after the “sage-milk.” + Pietje had charge of the sandwiches; but Myntje was to see to it that + the butter was spread a little thicker, for the last time the bread + had been too dry. + </p> + <p> + Everything was going to turn out so nicely, “if only Juffrouw + Laps wouldn’t talk so much.” That was her failing. And, + too, they hoped that the widow Zipperman would “brag a little + less about her son-in-law.” This was considered a source of + weariness. And the Juffrouw who lived over the dairy “might be + more modest.” She had “never lived in such a fine <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb36" href="#pb36">36</a>]</span>house”; + and as for the shop—that was no disgrace; and on the top floor—but + one cannot tell how it will be. + </p> + <p> + No one understood why the baker’s wife used so many French + words, which was not becoming in one of her station. “If she + does it this evening, Stoffel, say something to me that she can’t + understand, then she will find out that we are not ‘from the + street,’ that we know what’s what.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s all the same to me,” Juffrouw Pieterse + continued, “whether the Juffrouw downstairs comes or not. I don’t + care a fig about it.—Four, five—Louw can sit there, but he + must keep his legs still—and a chair there—yes—so! + It’s a good thing she’s not coming; it would have been too + crowded. Leentje, go to work—do blow your nose! No, run over to + Juffrouw Laps’s and ask the Juffrouw if the Juffrouw could spare + a few stools—without backs, you understand; because the chairs + there by the chimney—yes, ask the Juffrouw for a few stools, and + tell the Juffrouw that they are for me, and that I expect the + Juffrouws about seven. Give my compliments to the Juffrouw and wipe + your nose.” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse didn’t like to use personal pronouns; it was + impolite. + </p> + <p> + On this afternoon Walter went to his bridge early. It was now not so + useless as usual, for the rain of the day before had filled the ditch + with water, which was even running, so that the straws which Walter + thoughtlessly, or full of thought—both are about the same thing—threw + into the water were carried down to the pond, where the logs lay that + were to be sawed up by the “Eagle” and the “Early + Hour.” These <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb37" href="#pb37">37</a>]</span>were + the names of the sawmills that for some weeks had been the witnesses + of Walter’s daydreams. + </p> + <p> + Glorioso was gone, and could not be replaced; but on those afternoons + when he was free Walter returned involuntarily to the spot where he + had had his first glimpse of the world of romance. How rough and crude + the colors in that first picture! Perhaps it was the very roughness of + the colors that attracted him and changed him, till he could not + conceive how he had ever found enjoyment in the little cakes on the + corner. + </p> + <p> + A peculiar prospective had opened up before him. He dreamed of things + that he could not name; but they made him bitterly dissatisfied with + his present condition. He was anxious to do everything prescribed to + get to Heaven; but he thought it would be much easier to pray in such + a cave with wax candles. And as for honoring his mother, a point upon + which she always laid great stress—why didn’t she have a + train like the countess? Certainly he ought not to have sold the + Bible; and he wouldn’t do it any more—he had vowed it; but + then he ought to have had a box filled with florins, and a feather in + his cap, just as it was in the book. + </p> + <p> + He was disgusted with his brother Stoffel, and his sisters, and + Juffrouw Laps, and the preacher and everything. He couldn’t + understand why the whole family didn’t go to Italy and form a + respectable robber-band. But Pennewip and Keesje shouldn’t go; + that was certain. + </p> + <p> + He wondered what had become of his verses. Every Wednesday such pupils + as had been well-behaved, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb38" + href="#pb38">38</a>]</span>and, for that reason, deemed worthy to + contest for the “laurel,” handed in a poem written on some + subject suggested by the teacher. This time the subject assigned to + Walter was “Goodness,” which probably had some reference + to his former behavior, and was a hint for the improvement of his + moral character. But Walter had already put goodness into rhyme so + often, and found the subject so dry and tedious and worn-out that he + had taken the liberty of “singing” something else. He + selected the theme nearest his heart—robbers! + </p> + <p> + Like all authors he was greatly infatuated with his work. He was + convinced that the teacher, too, would see the excellencies of his + poem and forgive him for deviating from the path of goodness. The + verses would undoubtedly be sent to the mayor, and he would pass them + on to the Pope, who would then summon Walter and appoint him “Court-robber.” + </p> + <p> + And thus he dreamed and threw his straws into the stream. They moved + away slowly and disappeared between the moss-covered timbers. + Involuntarily his fancy had transmuted them into the characters of his + world of romance. There went the countess with her long train, which + got caught in the moss and held the countess fast. The virtuous Amalia + met with no better luck; she got tangled up in the water lentils. And + now came Walter himself. He approached Amalia, in her green robes, and + was just about to rescue her, when he was swallowed by a duck. This + was most unkind of the duck, for it was Walter’s last stalk of + grass; and now in the rattling and buzzing <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb39" href="#pb39">39</a>]</span>of the sawmills below he could + hear Amalia repeating in a reproachful voice: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Warre, warre, warre, we; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Where is warre, warre, wall— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Walter, who will rescue me?” + </p> + </div> + <p> + This annoyed him, and he could not resist the temptation to throw a + rock at the duck whose greediness had caused Amalia to doubt his + chivalry. + </p> + <p> + The duck chose the better part, and retired after she had done Walter + all the damage she could. But the sawmills paid no attention to these + happenings and continued to rattle away. + </p> + <p> + Walter heard now in the noisy clatter of the mills all kinds of songs + and stories, and, listening to these, he soon forgot Amalia and the + Pope. That the reader may not get a wrong impression of these mills, I + hasten to say that there was really nothing extraordinary about them. + They buzzed and rattled just like other sawmills. + </p> + <p> + It often happens that we think we perceive something which comes from + the external world, when in fact it is only a subjective product in + ourselves. Similarly, we may think we have just imagined something, + when really it came to us from the world of the senses. + </p> + <p> + This is a kind of ventriloquism that often gives cause for annoyance + and enmity. + </p> + <p> + I wonder which turns the faster?—Walter listened to the mills. + Now—I think—no, begin together. Good! No, the Eagle was + ahead! Once more—now! + </p> + <p> + Which will get there first? No, that won’t do. Once more + together. Look sharp, Morning Hour,—<span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb40" href="#pb40">40</a>]</span>out again! I can’t hold my + eye on it—what a whirling and buzzing! + </p> + <p> + You are tired, are you? I believe it. + </p> + <p> + If I might only sit on such a big wing, wouldn’t I hold on + tight? And wouldn’t the sawyer look? + </p> + <p> + Why are you called “Morning Hour”? Have you gold in your + mouth? And “Eagle”! Can you fly? Take me with you. What a + big play-ground up there, and no school! + </p> + <p> + I wonder how the first school began. Which came first, the school, or + the teacher? But the first teacher must have attended a school. And + the first school must have had a teacher. + </p> + <p> + So the first school must have just started itself. But that is + impossible. “Eagle,” can you turn yourself?—with the + wind? Can you turn yourself some other way? Try it. Beat “Morning + Hour.” Quick, quick—beautiful! + </p> + <p> + Now, once more alone. Good! + </p> + <p> + Now, together again! Karre, karre, kra, kra—stretch your arms + out and take me with you. Will you? Put your hat on, Eagle; how the + ribbons fly.—Who are you? Warre, warre, ware, wan—I can’t + help it; it was the duck. Tell me what your name is. Fanny, fanny, + fanny, fan—— Is your name fan? And you, Morning Hour, what + is your name? Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce. What kind of a name is Ce? Now + together—sing a song together: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Fanny, ceny, fanny, ceny, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Fanny, ceny, fan—cy. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb41" href="#pb41">41</a>]</span> + <p> + Fancy—what do you mean by that? Is that the name of both of you? + And what is it? Has it wings? + </p> + <p> + “Morning Hour” and “Eagle” had fused into + something that had wings and was called fancy. + </p> + <p> + Fancy lifted Walter up and bore him away. + </p> + <p> + When she brought him back to the bridge again it had already been dark + for a long time. He shook himself as if he were wet, rubbed his eyes + and started home. We shall see later what awaited him there; but first + we must go back a few hours. I hope the reader will not disdain an + invitation to Juffrouw Pieterse’s. Remember that her husband + never made anything, but bought everything ready-made in Paris. + </p> + <p> + In passing by I should like to make Master Pennewip a short visit. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb42" href="#pb42">42</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch7" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter VII + </h2> + <p> + School was out; and the seats looked as if the pupils had just left + the tediousness of it all lying there. The map of Europe looked down + peevishly on the heap of writing-pads. There lay the mutilated and + well-worn goose-quills, which since time immemorial have opened up the + gates of learning. True, the black-board vaunted itself with the heavy + results of the last lesson in “fractions”; but the school + was no more. The spirit had fled: It was a corpse. + </p> + <p> + Yes, the “Geist” had gone out with the children; for the + reader will see in a moment that they carried about with them a + tremendous amount of that article. + </p> + <p> + We already know that this was the great day when Pennewip was to + criticise the poetical effusions of his young geniuses. There he sat, + his restless wig sharing all the poetical feelings and emotions—and + motions—of its owner. We will just look over his shoulder and + read with him those inestimable treasures of poetic art; and perhaps + we too shall be moved to emotion. + </p> + <p> + Wig: In the middle, resting quietly. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Lucas de Bryer</span>: “Our Native + Land.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Cake and wine and native land, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Out in the moonlight I take my stand; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Our native land and cake and wine, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And I hope the moon will shine; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Five fingers have I on my hand, + </p> + <p class="line"> + All to honor our native land. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb43" href="#pb43">43</a>]</span> + <p> + “Melodious,” said the teacher, “very melodious; and + very profound. Cake and wine, with our native land as a climax.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: On the right side. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Lizzie Webbelar</span>: “My Father’s + Vocation.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + The cat is sly, I know; + </p> + <p class="line"> + My father is a dealer in Po- + </p> + <p class="line"> + Tatoes and onions. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Original, immediate! But I don’t like the way she cuts + her potatoes in twain.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: On the left side. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Jeanette Rust</span>: “The + Weather-cock.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + He stands on the chimney since long ago, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And shows the wind which way to blow. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Smooth, but not quite correct, <span class="corr" id="xd0e1140" + title="Source: for">if</span> examined closely—but I’ll + let it pass as poetic license.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: Down in front. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Leendert Snelleman</span>: “Lent.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + In Lent it is always nice, + </p> + <p class="line"> + My brother’s birth-day is in May, + </p> + <p class="line"> + He says his feet need warming, + </p> + <p class="line"> + So that Lent we must be praising, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And then we’re going to celebrate, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Easter brings eggs and a holiday. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “It’s too bad that he’s so careless with his rhymes. + His imagination is extraordinary. Very original.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: Down on his neck. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb44" href="#pb44">44</a>]</span> + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Keesje, the Butcher’s Boy</span>: + “In Praise of the Teacher.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + My father has slaughtered many a steer, + </p> + <p class="line"> + But Master Pennewip is still living, I hear; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Some are lean, and some are well-fed, + </p> + <p class="line"> + He has slipped his wig to the side of his head. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig actually went to the side of his head. + </p> + <p> + “Well, this is curious. I hardly know what to say about it.” + </p> + <p> + The wig slipped to the other side. + </p> + <p> + “What’s the connection between me and steers?” + </p> + <p> + The wig protested vigorously against any implication of relationship + with steers. + </p> + <p> + “H—mm! Can it be that this is what our new-fangled writers + call humour?” + </p> + <p> + The wig sank down to his eyebrows, which signified doubt. + </p> + <p> + “I will call up the boy and——” + </p> + <p> + The wig passed again to the zenith, to express its satisfaction with + the teacher’s determination to interview the butcher’s + boy. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Lucas de Wilde</span>: “Religion.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Religion very nice must be, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Much it pleases the people we see. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “The fundamental idea is very beautiful,” said the + teacher, “but it ought to have been developed better.” + </p> + <p> + The wig nodded <span class="corr" id="xd0e1211" + title="Source: aquiescence">acquiescence</span>. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Trudie Gier</span>: “Juffrouw + Pennewip.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + The path of virtue she shows us each day, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And we are glad to go that way; + </p> + <p class="line"> + And as there’s nothing to do more fitting, + </p> + <p class="line"> + She teaches us sewing, darning and knitting. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb45" href="#pb45">45</a>]</span> + <p> + The wig fairly leaped with pleasure, and the curls embraced one + another. This out-pouring of Trudie’s heart was borne at once to + Juffrouw Pennewip, and was later hung by the fireplace in honor of the + poetess and the subject of the poem. + </p> + <p> + Then followed a sublime poem on God by Klaasje van der Gracht, the son + of the Catechist. He was thirteen years old, and had not been + vaccinated—out of regard for predestination. + </p> + <p> + “If only his father didn’t help him!” + </p> + <p> + The wig was rigid with astonishment. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Louwtje de Wilde</span>: “Friendship.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Friendship very nice must be, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Much it pleases the people we see. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig seemed dissatisfied. The “Religion” of Lucas de + Wilde was pulled out and compared with Louwtje’s “Friendship.” + </p> + <p> + “H—emm. It is possible. Another example of how one thought + can originate in two heads at the same time.” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Wimpje de Wilde</span>: “Fishing.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Fishing very—— + </p> + </div> + <p> + “What’s that?” + </p> + <p> + Yes, really, there it was again: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + Fishing very nice must be, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Much it pleases the people we see. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig was moving continually. It looked as if it were fishing too. + </p> + <p> + The teacher looked hurriedly through the remaining <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb46" href="#pb46">46</a>]</span>poems and + picked out the offspring of the entire Wilde connection. His worst + suspicions were realized. Mietje de Wilde, Kees de Wilde, Piet and Jan + de Wilde—all uniformly declared that religion, friendship, + fishing, dreaming, cauliflower and deception “very nice must be,” + and that they were also very pleasing “to the people we see.” + A regular flood of the nice and pleasing. + </p> + <p> + Now, what do you suppose the wig did? It did the best thing that could + be done under the circumstances. More could not be expected of a wig. + As soon as it saw the futility of its efforts to comprehend the + difference between fishing, friendship, deception, dreams, religion + and cauliflower, it merely ignored the whole matter, readjusted itself + and assumed an expression of expectancy for what was yet to come. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Leentje de Haas</span>: “Admiral de + Ruyter.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Pulling the rope with emotion, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + To the top of the mast he came, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And then he went to the ocean, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + And won for himself great fame. + </p> + </div> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + And very much more he perfected, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + Saleh he vanquished, too; + </p> + <p class="line"> + A hero he was then elected, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + With nothing else to do. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig lifted itself, the curls applauding enthusiastically. It was + evidently pleased. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Grete Wauzer</span>: “The Caterpillar.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + The caterpillar, free from care, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Crawls on the tree just over there. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb47" href="#pb47">47</a>]</span> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e1308" title="Not in source"> “</span>Descriptive + poetry. A daring idea—the caterpillar crawling on the tree free + from care.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: Quiet. + </p> + <p> + Ah, the pleasure of a wig is short-lived! And how soon was this one—but + I will not anticipate. Soon, all too soon, the reader will know the + worst. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Walter Pieterse</span>: “A Robber + Song.” + </h4> + </div> + <p> + “Aha, what’s this? And ‘goodness’? But where + has he written on goodness?” + </p> + <p> + The teacher could scarcely believe his eyes. He turned the sheet of + paper over and examined the back side, hoping to discover there some + lines on goodness. + </p> + <p> + Then he saw that on Walter’s sheet there was not a trace of + “goodness.” + </p> + <p> + Oh, wretched wig! + </p> + <p> + Yes, wretched wig! For after it had suffered as never wig had suffered + before, after it had been pulled at and tugged at and martyred in a + manner beyond even the imagination of the Wilde family, Master + Pennewip snatched it from his head, twisted it convulsively in his + hands, stammered a short “Heaven-human-Christian-soul-good-gracious-my-life—how + is it possible!” slapped it on his head again, covered it with + his venerable cap and burst out the door like one possessed. + </p> + <p> + He was on his way to Walter’s home, where we shall soon see him + arrive. As a conscientious historian, however, it will be my duty + first to give an account of the happenings there. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb48" href="#pb48">48</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch8" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter VIII + </h2> + <p> + “Goodness, I’m glad to see you! And so early, too! Leetje, + place a chair over there and get the footstool, but be in a hurry, or + I’d rather do it myself. And how are you? Juffrouw Laps is + coming too, you know—Myntje, you’d better be thinking of + your dough and stop combing your head. That girl can’t keep her + hands off of her hair when there’s company. But do take a seat—no, + not in the corner; there’s a draft there.” + </p> + <p> + There was no more draft in this corner than is usual to corners; but + Mrs. Stotter was only a Vrouw, and not a “Juffrouw.” She + had no right to the seat of honour; for on all occasions a Juffrouw + takes precedence of a Vrouw, just as a Mevrouw takes precedence of a + Juffrouw. Everyone must keep his place, especially those in III, 7, + b1; or c., where etiquette is observed more closely than at the court + of Madrid. The care and anxiety of the mistress of ceremonies make her + work most trying, and, too, not merely for Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Juffrouw Pieterse, I was so surprised when Louwie + came to invite me, for I had just remarked to Wimpje, who makes caps, + you know—no, thank you, Pietje, I don’t care for any just + now—I said to Wimpje, I wonder what Juffrouw Pieterse is doing, + for I hadn’t heard from you in so long, you know—yes, just + throw it aside, it’s my old one; I <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb49" href="#pb49">49</a>]</span>knew you wouldn’t mind my + wearing my old one—and then Wimpje said——” + </p> + <p> + What Wimpje really said I don’t know. Mrs. Stotter’s + garment, which she had described as her “old one,” was + removed and placed on the foot of the bed in the back room. The + children, who were piled together there like sardines, were duly + admonished not to stretch out their feet, lest in doing so they injure + Mrs. Stotter’s “old” garment. + </p> + <p> + “And now, my dear, be seated—yes, that’s for us, + twice already. Leentje, where are you hiding now? Can’t you hear + that somebody is ringing?—It’s probably Juffrouw + Zipperman. Juffrouw Zipperman is coming, too, you know.” + </p> + <p> + Again I am at a loss: I don’t know whether it was Juffrouw + Zipperman who had rung, or somebody else. But the reader need not + scold me for writing a story that I don’t know myself. I cannot + be sure whether it was Juffrouw Zipperman this time or Juffrouw + Mabbel, from the bakery, or Juffrouw Krummel, whose husband is at the + bourse, or Juffrouw Laps—but she didn’t need to ring, as + she lived in the house. Anyway, by half past seven the entire company + was assembled, and Stoffel was smoking his pipe as if his life + depended upon it. Leentje had gone home without her piece of bread and + butter. She “could get it to-morrow”; to-day there was + “so much to do,” and “one can’t do everything + at once, you know.” + </p> + <p> + “And then she got another one right away—don’t you + know? One with a wart on her nose.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, it’s an ordeal one has with girls,” said + Juffrouw Pieterse. “Take another piece, don’t wait <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb50" href="#pb50">50</a>]</span>to be + insisted upon; it’s a cake from your own dough.” + </p> + <p> + “<span lang="fr">Excusez</span>,” said the Juffrouw from + the bakery, with a mouth like a rabbit, a style of mouth signifying + graciousness and good breeding. + </p> + <p> + “You must eat more, or I shall think you don’t like it.” + She had baked it herself. + </p> + <p> + “Then I cannot refuse, Juffrouw Pieterse. Obligé and many + thanks.” + </p> + <p> + “And you, Juffrouw Laps, what can I pass you?” Juffrouw + Laps selected ginger cake. + </p> + <p> + “Fill the cups, Trudie! Yes, Mrs. Stotter, when you are here you + must drink with us. You are welcome to anything we’ve got. + Pietje, wipe off a table—such a girl! And now go and look after + the baby, and tell her that I don’t want to hear any more noise. + Ah, Juffrouw Mabbel, children are a great deal of trouble. And your + little Sientje—how is her cough now?” + </p> + <p> + “We’ve got a magnetisier, but that isn’t enough. We + must have the clairvoyange of the sonnebule.” + </p> + <p> + “You don’t say so! One can hardly believe it. And when is + he coming, the cler—cleek—clar——” + </p> + <p> + “It’s in the nerves, Juffrouw Zipperman. But he has the + little nightcap and nightgown, in which she has sweated, you know; and + he says that it will come all right now.” + </p> + <p> + “Who would have thought it! What will you do now?” + </p> + <p> + “That’s just it; the sonnebule must tell us what to do.” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps could not agree to this. + </p> + <p> + “I wouldn’t do it—I wouldn’t do it—not + for anything <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb51" href="#pb51">51</a>]</span>in + the world! I tell you, what God does is all right. Just mark my words!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw Laps; but the Juffrouw at the provision store did + it, and her child is lots better.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s what <i>you</i> say, Juffrouw Mabbel, but I tell + you there is something in her eye that I don’t like.” + </p> + <p> + “What then, Juffrouw Laps?” + </p> + <p> + “She has a look, a look—and it’s sin—I tell + you it is. It’s wrong, it won’t do. What God does is all + right.” + </p> + <p> + “Come, Stoffel, talk some. You sit there like a stone. Recite a + poem, or tell us something about your school. Would you believe it, + Juffrouw Mabbel, he knows a whole poem by heart. And he has memorized + all the verbs of the feminine gender.” + </p> + <p> + “Mother, what are you talking about?” said Stoffel, + displeased. “Don’t you see I’m smoking?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, dear, I meant when you were through smoking. Then you can + repeat the words. You will be surprised, Juffrouw Zipperman, and + wonder where he learned it all. How does it go? ‘I would have + been drunk, he would have been drunk’—of course, you know, + he was not drunk, it belongs with the verbs. You will kill yourself + laughing when he begins. Fill the cups, Trudie, and blow in the spout; + there’s a leaf over it.” + </p> + <p> + The reader will not take it amiss, I trust, if I pass over the + subsequent history of this leaf, and, too, make some deviations from + the text of the conversation during the further course of Juffrouw + Pieterse’s tea-evening. Stoffel spun off his conjugations and + the ladies fairly shrieked when he related how “he had <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb52" href="#pb52">52</a>]</span>been drunk” + and that “he would be drunk.” Thereupon followed general + and particular criticism of the neighbors. The Juffrouw below received + her share, as a matter of course: She was absent. + </p> + <p> + Religion and faith play an important part. Juffrouw Laps was for + organizing a prayer-class. The preachers of to-day, she insisted, take + their work too lightly and don’t sweep out all the corners. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, it’s in the Bible that man is only man,” + she cried; “that’s what I want to tell you. Man must not + try to know better than God himself. Salvation comes through grace, + and grace through faith; but if a man is not chosen, then he has no + grace and can have no faith. That’s the way he is damned, don’t + you see? I tell you, it’s just as certain as twice two—understand? + And for that reason I want to have a prayer-class. Not for the sake of + money or profit—God help me, no! At most just a trifle for the + fair, or for New Year. What do you think of the plan, Juffrouw Mabbel?” + </p> + <p> + That lady expressed the opinion that her husband would be opposed to + it, for he liked to go out of evenings, and then she must stay in the + shop. Besides, it was so difficult to get through with the work. No + one could imagine what a laborious occupation baking was. + </p> + <p> + “What do you say, Juffrouw Zipperman? Don’t you think it + would be a go? I would serve coffee; and the people could leave + something on the saucers. Really, I am not doing it for the money. We + would begin with the Old Testament—and then—exercise, you + know; practice—understand?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb53" href="#pb53">53</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Zipperman thought it would be very nice; but her son-in-law + had said that the preachers are paid to do this, and that any + additional “exercise” was merely an unnecessary expense. + </p> + <p> + “What do you say to it, Juffrouw Krummel? Don’t you think + that such a class—just a small class——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Krummel said she practiced with her husband when he came from + the bourse. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was now forced to turn to Mrs. Stotter, though she felt + that she was letting herself down in appealing to a Vrouw. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Juffrouw Laps, if you had been a midwife as long as + I have you’d take no interest in a prayer-class. Now there is M’neer + Littelman in Prince Street. I’ve been at his house—always + in respectable houses—and he always said—it’s a + house with high steps, and in the hall there’s a big clock about + the wind and rain—and he always said: ‘Vrouw Stotter,’ + said he, ‘you’re a good woman,’ said he, ‘and + a faithful midwife. I always tell the people that,’ said he, + ‘and,’ said he, ‘all of my connection must send for + you,’ said he, ‘but,’ said he, ‘when people + tell you this you must act as if you didn’t hear it’—thank + you, Juffrouw Pieterse, my cup is turned over. Just as I said: + Everyone must know what he’s doing.” + </p> + <p> + “But just a little exercise like that, Mrs. Stotter!” + </p> + <p> + “It’s possible, it’s possible. But I’ve had so + much experience in such things. I go my own way; and that’s the + best way, too. For I’ve been in the home of M’neer Witte, + who has an uncle in congress—for I always go to respectable + places—and he always said, because he’s so funny: ‘Child-woman, + child-woman, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb54" href="#pb54">54</a>]</span>you’re + nothing but a child-woman.’ I was just going to say that I know + what I’m doing, for I’ve seen a lot in my life. There’s + M’neer—what’s his name? There in Prince Street—no, + no<span class="corr" id="xd0e1431" title="Not in source">,</span> + Market Square. Oh, what is his name!” + </p> + <p> + The reader will have noticed that Mrs. Stotter digressed from the + theme. But other folk do the same. + </p> + <p> + “And Juffrouw Pieterse, what do you think of the idea? Just a + little exercise.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear, I have exercise enough with my children. You don’t + know what it means to bring up nine. I always worship with the + children, for the Bible says—Trudie, go to the baby; I hear her + again.” + </p> + <p> + There was something noble in Trudie’s gait as she walked into + that back room. One could see that she felt flattered by the + transmission to her of maternal dignity. Little Kee, the baby, was + less flattered. + </p> + <p> + “What were we talking about? Yes, that is my religious service. + The children keep me busy. You don’t know anything about it; if + I bring them up properly—run, Pietje, and straighten out Simon. + He’s pinching his sister again; he always does it when there’s + company.” + </p> + <p> + Simon was straightened out. + </p> + <p> + “Whenever we have company the children behave so badly. There it + goes again. Myntje, go and see what’s the matter and tell them + to go to sleep.” + </p> + <p> + Myntje went, returning immediately with the report that they had + “turned something over.” + </p> + <p> + General indignation. Angry message from the Juffrouw below. It was + unpleasant for the Juffrouw below when the children of the Juffrouw + above turned <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb55" href="#pb55">55</a>]</span>over + things and flooded the back room. Terrible excitement. + </p> + <p> + Finally the children were straightened out. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Zipperman again sat in the corner where there was such a + “draft.” This only goes to show that earthly greatness has + its dark side, and that a son-in-law in the insurance business + entitles one to rheumatism. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was greatly pleased with the hearty manner in which + punishment was meted out to the children. It was exactly according to + Scripture, she said; and then she cited a text or two in which the rod + was prescribed. It’s in the Bible somewhere, I don’t know + where. The Bible mentions everything, and the “rod” + especially. + </p> + <p> + “Now, Stoffel,” said the hostess sweetly, “recite + something for us.” She wanted to show that her children could do + something else besides pinch and turn things over. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything,” said Stoffel, but without a + trace of Socratic arrogance. + </p> + <p> + “Just say for us what you said the other day. Come, Stoffel. + That’s the way he always is, Juffrouw Mabbel. One has to pull + him up on his feet before he will do anything. But then he goes all + right. Forward, Stoffel! He’s tired now. Teaching in such a + school is hard work. Yes, Juffrouw, he’s as smart as he can be. + Would you believe it? All words are either masculine or feminine. Aren’t + they, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “No? But—and the other day you said—it’s only + to get him started, you know, Juffrouw Zipperman<span class="corr" + id="xd0e1470" title="Source: .">,</span> <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb56" href="#pb56">56</a>]</span>it takes a little time, because + he’s worn out with his school work—but you said that all + words——” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother. Masculine, feminine or neuter, I said.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and still more,” said Juffrouw Pieterse. “You + will be astonished when you hear him. What do you suppose you are, + Juffrouw Krummel?” + </p> + <p> + “I? What I am?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, what you are—what you really are.” + </p> + <p> + “I am Juffrouw Krummel,” she said, but doubtfully; for she + read in the triumphant look of Juffrouw Pieterse and the tightly + closed lips of Stoffel that she might easily be something entirely + different from Juffrouw Krummel. + </p> + <p> + The tension did not need to be farther increased; so Juffrouw Pieterse + passed now from the special to the general. Her glance took in the + entire company. + </p> + <p> + “And you, too, Juffrouw Mabbel; and you, Juffrouw Laps; and you, + Juffrouw Zipperman; and you, Mrs. Stotter—what do you all think + you are?” + </p> + <p> + No one knew. + </p> + <p> + This will not be surprising to anyone who knows how difficult + knowledge of the “self” is; but Stoffel had something else + in mind. There was a deeper meaning involved. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was the first to answer, and she spoke with proud + self-sufficiency: + </p> + <p> + “I am Juffrouw Laps!” + </p> + <p> + “Wrong, wrong—entirely wrong!” + </p> + <p> + “But for Heaven sake, am I not Juffrouw Laps?” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s. Of course you are Juffrouw Laps; but <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb57" href="#pb57">57</a>]</span>Stoffel didn’t + ask who you were, but what you were. There’s the fine point.” + </p> + <p> + “What I am? I’m Dutch Reform!” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s. That you are, too; but—it isn’t that. The + question is, What <i>are</i> you? Help her out, Stoffel.” + </p> + <p> + Between puffs of smoke, and with the air of a professor, Stoffel + proceeded to “help”: + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Laps, I wished to know what you were from a zoölogical + standpoint.” + </p> + <p> + “I won’t have anything more to do with it,” said + Juffrouw Laps in the tone of one who feels that he is going to be + insulted. + </p> + <p> + “I am a midwife,” said Mrs. Stotter, “and I’m + going to stick to it.” + </p> + <p> + “And I am the baker’s wife,” cried Juffrouw Mabbel, + with a positiveness in her tone which showed her intention to hold to + this opinion. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, certainly, Juffrouw Mabbel; but I mean from a zoölogical + standpoint.” + </p> + <p> + “If it’s going to be indecent, I prefer to go home.” + </p> + <p> + “I, too,” added Juffrouwen Krummel and Zipperman. “We + came here to be entertained.” + </p> + <p> + “But you’re not going to get angry about it! I tell you, + it’s in the book, Stoffel—you will laugh when you hear it, + Juffrouw Mabbel; and the best part of it is, that it’s in the + book, and one can’t say anything against it. Tell her, Stoffel!” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Laps,” said Stoffel with dignity—an + important moment in Juffrouw Pieterse’s tea-evening had arrived—“Juffrouw + Laps, you are a <i>sucking animal</i>.” + </p> + <p> + I admit frankly that I cannot adequately describe <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb58" href="#pb58">58</a>]</span>the crisis that followed these + two words. If Stoffel had only said mammal, perhaps then my task would + have been easier. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps’s face took on all the different colors that are + generally supposed to express anger. She had been attacked more openly + than the others, it is true; but her attitude toward the prayer-class + would go to show that she was naturally polemical. + </p> + <p> + In French novels people used to turn green; but Juffrouw Laps did not + read French, so she stopped at a terrible violet and screamed—no, + she didn’t. She didn’t scream anything; for she was + choking for breath. But she did pulverize that piece of ginger cake; + and she looked at Stoffel and his mother in a manner that would have + been most damaging for her if those two persons had happened to die + that night. + </p> + <p> + Imitating the trick of the cuttle-fish, no doubt unconsciously, + Stoffel managed to escape this fatal stare by enveloping himself in a + heavy cloud of smoke. Juffrouw Pieterse, however, not being a smoker, + was at the mercy of Juffrouw Laps. She stammered humbly: “It’s + in the book, really it’s in the book. Don’t be angry, it’s + in the book.” + </p> + <p> + By this time Juffrouw Laps was getting a little air, so much that + there was now no danger of her suffocating. She threw the mutilated + remains of the ginger cake on the table and began: + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse, you are nothing but a low, vile, filthy—you + may even be a sucking animal, you and your son too. I want you to + understand that I’ve always been respectable. My father sold + grain, and nobody’s ever been able to say anything against me! + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb59" href="#pb59">59</a>]</span>Ask + everybody about me—if I’ve ever run with men-folk, and + such things; and if I haven’t always paid my debts. He was + manager I would have you understand, and we lived over the + chapter-house, for he was in the grain business, and you can ask about + me there. Thank God, you can ask about me everywhere—do you + hear? But never, never, never, has such a thing happened to me. What + you put on me! If it wasn’t for lowering myself I’d tell + you what I think of you—you sucking animal, you and your son and + your whole family. My father sold grain, and I’m too <span + class="corr" id="xd0e1551" title="Source: resectable">respectable</span> + for you to——” + </p> + <p> + “But—it’s in the book that way. For God’s sake + believe me; it’s in the book.” + </p> + <p> + “Just hold your lip about your book. Anybody who sells God’s + holy word on the Ouwebrug needn’t talk to me about books.” + </p> + <p> + This accusation was false; for Walter, and not his mother, had sold + the Bible; but this was no time for such fine distinctions. + </p> + <p> + “Stoffel, go get the book and show Juffrouw—my God, what + shall I do!” + </p> + <p> + “Go to the Devil with your book and your sucking animals. You’ve + got nothing to show in your book. I know you—and your lout of a + son, and your wenches of daughters, that are growing up like——” + </p> + <p> + Truitje, Myntje and Pietje, understanding from this that there was + something radically wrong with their growth, began to screech too. + Other members of the party bawled a word from time to time, as + opportunity presented itself. Then came another message from the + Juffrouw below. This time she threatened to <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb60" href="#pb60">60</a>]</span>call in the police. The children, + taking advantage of the general excitement to break the ban under + which they had been placed, had left the bed and were now listening at + the keyhole. Juffrouw Pieterse was calling for the camphor bottle, + declaring that she was going to die; Mrs. Stotter was clamoring for + her wrap—her “old one”; and Stoffel was playing + cuttle-fish as well as he could. + </p> + <p> + All had got up and were going to leave. They could “put up with + a good deal,” but that was “too much”! Juffrouw + Krummel was going to tell her husband; Juffrouw Zipperman was going to + let everybody in the insurance business know about it; Mrs. Stotter + was going to relate the whole story to the gentleman in Prince Street; + and Juffrouw Mabbel—I forget whom she was going to tell it all + to. In short, every one of them was going to see to it that the affair + was well aired. + </p> + <p> + Who knows but what these threats would have been carried out, if the + good genius of the Pieterses had not at that moment caused someone to + ring the door-bell? It was that worthy gentleman whom we left in such + a state of pious despair at the close of the last chapter. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb61" href="#pb61">61</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch9" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter IX + </h2> + <p> + Yes, the door-bell rang. And it rang again: So it was “for us.” + Juffrouw Pieterse drew a long breath; and I must say, she did a very + proper thing. While admitting that it is foolish to say what one would + do if one were somebody else, still, in her place I should have drawn + a long breath, too. Firstly, because I imagine she hadn’t done + this for a long time; secondly, because I know how, in adverse + circumstances, every change and interruption gives one ground for + hope; and, finally, because I think Juffrouw Pieterse was human, just + like the rest of us. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dears,” she said, “be peaceable. It must be + the gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + The ladies declared it couldn’t be the gentlemen, because it was + too early for them; and this very doubt and uncertainty as to who it + might be gave the crisis a favorable turn. + </p> + <p> + Mere uncertainty, even when in no way connected with what is occupying + us, has a sort of paralyzing effect. Besides, when one is interrupted + in one’s anger, afterwards it is difficult to find the place + where one left off. + </p> + <p> + This was Juffrouw Laps’s experience; she tried it, but it wouldn’t + work. Her “a sucking animal, a sucking animal!” was + smothered by, “What can it mean? He never comes before ten!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb62" href="#pb62">62</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse quickly availed herself of this diversion to get + them all seated again. + </p> + <p> + Trudie was commissioned to “straighten out” the children, + who came off rather badly. The hostess was just about to state a new + zoölogical argument, which should establish peace between the + hostile parties, when the door opened and Master Pennewip stood before + the agitated assembly. + </p> + <p> + He, too, was agitated: the reader knows it. + </p> + <p> + The surprise caused by the arrival of this unexpected visitor had a + most favorable effect on the peace negotiations. A truce was tacitly + declared, though not without the proviso, at least on Juffrouw Laps’s + part, that hostilities should be reopened as soon as curiosity as to + Pennewip’s visit had been sufficiently satisfied. Indeed, she + was all the more willing for a truce, as it was evident from the man’s + appearance that there was something momentous at hand. His wig cried + out fire and murder in unmistakable tones. And that was just what the + good Juffrouw Laps liked. + </p> + <p> + “Good-evening, Juffrouw Pieterse; my humblest respects. I see + you have company, but——” + </p> + <p> + “That ‘doesn’t make a bit of difference,’ + Master Pennewip.‘Come right in and take a seat.’” + </p> + <p> + These forms of expression were rigidly observed in the “citizen + populace,” III, 7. c. + </p> + <p> + “Won’t you drink a cup with us?” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse,” he said with extreme dignity, “I + didn’t come here simply to drink a cup of sage-milk.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Master Pennewip, please be seated!” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb63" href="#pb63">63</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + It wasn’t easy; but the ladies made room and he was soon seated. + </p> + <p> + He cleared up his throat and looked about him with dignity. Then he + drew a roll of manuscript from his pocket, disarranged his wig and + spoke: + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse! You are a worthy, respectable woman, and + your husband sold shoes——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse looked triumphantly at Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip, quite so; he did——” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t <span class="corr" id="xd0e1620" + title="Source: interupt">interrupt</span> me, Juffrouw Pieterse. Your + departed husband sold shoes. I have taught your children from little + tots up to their confirmation. Haven’t I, Juffrouw Pieterse?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip,” she replied modestly; for she was + afraid of that excessive dignity in Pennewip’s manner and voice. + </p> + <p> + “And I just want to ask you, Juffrouw Pieterse, whether, during + all this time that your children were in my school, you ever heard any + complaints—reasonable complaints—of the manner in which I, + with my wife, instructed your children in reading, writing, + arithmetic, national history, psalmody, sewing, knitting, drawing and + religion? I put the question to you, Juffrouw Pieterse, and wait for a + reply.” + </p> + <p> + An awful silence followed this speech. The Juffrouw below had every + reason to be satisfied. + </p> + <p> + “But, Master Pennewip——” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t want any ‘but’, Juffrouw Pieterse. I + ask you, whether you have had any complaints. I <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb64" href="#pb64">64</a>]</span>mean, of course, well grounded + complaints about my instruction in reading, writing, arithmetic——” + </p> + <p> + “Well, no, Master Pennewip, I have no complaints; but——” + </p> + <p> + “So-oo? No complaints? Well, then I will explain to you—where + is your son Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Walter? Dear me! Hasn’t he come home, Trudie? He went to + take a walk with the Halleman boys. They are such respectable + children, Master Pennewip, and they live——” + </p> + <p> + “So! With the Hallemans—who go to the French school! Aha, + and that’s it? So—from the Hallemans! And he learns such + things from the Hallemans—the Hallemans <i>III, 7, a<sup>2</sup></i>, + perhaps ‘<i>a</i>’—yes, who knows but that it might + be <i>II</i>. It’s no wonder—immorality, viciousness—at + the French school! And now, Juffrouw Pieterse, I want to tell you that + your son——” + </p> + <p> + “What did you say?” + </p> + <p> + Master Pennewip looked about him as if he were drinking in the + breathless silence that had fallen over his hearers. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps hastened to repay with compound interest that triumphant + look of the hostess, while that lady, thoroughly miserable, was making + frequent use of the camphor bottle. She was not so much mortified that + Juffrouw Laps should hear something else unfavorable about Walter, who + had caused them so much trouble, as angry that she should be the + witness of an accusation that would give her a new weapon in the zoölogical + fray. + </p> + <p> + “Didn’t I tell you so? Nothing good will ever <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb65" href="#pb65">65</a>]</span>come to this + Walter. A boy that begins with the Bible will end with something else. + Yes, Master Pennewip, I’m not surprised—I shouldn’t + be surprised at anything he did. I’ve seen it coming for a long + time. But what shouldn’t one expect from a family——” + </p> + <p> + As quick as a flash Juffrouw Pieterse saw here her opportunity to + recover her lost advantage. Stoffel had said it was in the book; but a + teacher must know whatever is in a book. Therefore—— + </p> + <p> + “Master Pennewip,” she cried, “Is it true that + Juffrouw Laps is a sucking animal?” + </p> + <p> + I am convinced that Pennewip brought this question under a special + category for “peculiar overflowings of the heart,” seeing + that it followed upon his unfinished accusation against Walter. He + looked over his glasses and slowly described with his eye a circle, + peopled with women holding their breath, heads and necks stretched out + and mouths wide open. The attitude of Juffrouw Laps was threatening + above everything else, and said quite distinctly: Answer or die! Am I + a sucking animal? + </p> + <p> + “With whom have I the honor to speak?” he asked, probably + not considering that this question made the matter still more + mysterious, giving the impression that Laps’s animal quality + depended upon her name, age, place of residence, family relations, + etc. + </p> + <p> + “I am Juffrouw Laps,” she said, “and live down + stairs in the front part of the house.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah—so! Yes, indeed you belong to the class of sucking + animals.” + </p> + <p> + A ten-fold sigh was heaved; and Juffrouw Pieterse was again + triumphant. In politics and the citizen <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb66" href="#pb66">66</a>]</span>populace complete equilibrium is + impossible. The parties or powers are in continual motion, first one + in the ascendency, then the other. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps, who had not been able to accomplish anything with + pride, now attempted good humor. + </p> + <p> + “But Master Pennewip,” she said sweetly, “how can + you say such a thing? My father was in the grain business and——” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Laps, answer me one question.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip, but——” + </p> + <p> + “Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, where do you live?” + </p> + <p> + “Where I live? Why, in my room, down stairs—two windows—front + entrance——” + </p> + <p> + “You miss the significance of my question entirely, Juffrouw + Laps. The meaning would be similar if I were to ask you if you + belonged to that class of organisms that live in oyster-shells.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, Juffrouw Laps,” cried the triumphant hostess, + “that’s the point—the main point!” + </p> + <p> + And Stoffel added that it was really and truly the main point. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps saw that she was hopelessly lost, for she had to admit + to herself that she didn’t usually reside in an oyster-shell. + She looked at the teacher with astonishment; but he paid no attention + at all to the effect of his questions. Assuming a sort of legal manner—which + was closely imitated by his wig, he continued: + </p> + <p> + “Can you live in water? Have you gills?” + </p> + <p> + “In water? But—Master Pennewip——” + </p> + <p> + Wig to the left, which meant: No, but! <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb67" href="#pb67">67</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Or half in water, half on land?” + </p> + <p> + “Master Pennewip, how should I——” + </p> + <p> + Wig to the right: No subterfuges. + </p> + <p> + “Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, have you cold blood? Do you bring + living young into the world?” + </p> + <p> + “It is a sin, Master Pennewip!” + </p> + <p> + The wig now looked like a battering-ram, anticipating the nature of + the next question. + </p> + <p> + “Can you lay eggs, Juffrouw Laps? I only ask you the question. + Can you lay eggs? Eh?” + </p> + <p> + She said she couldn’t. + </p> + <p> + “Then you are a sucking animal, Juffrouw Laps!” + </p> + <p> + The wig was in the middle again resting quietly. It had vanquished + Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + I wonder what the reader’s idea is of the effect produced on the + company by this terrible sentence, against which there could be no + appeal. There was something pitiless in Pennewip’s manner, and + in his contracted eyebrows there was no intimation of mercy. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb68" href="#pb68">68</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch10" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter X + </h2> + <p> + The attentive reader who knows human nature will naturally wish to + know why I closed the last chapter so tamely, and why that zoölogical + problem which, only a short time before had caused such a violent + explosion, was now allowed to rest in peace. + </p> + <p> + There are three reasons for this. + </p> + <p> + Firstly, the women had been so wrought up that they were now + exhausted. + </p> + <p> + Secondly, Juffrouw Laps, the shrewd leader of the fight, looked over + the battlefield and, without thinking of the famous battle between the + Horatii and the Curiatii, saw with innate tactical talent the + correctness of “divide and conquer.” With the forces + Stotter, Mabbel, Krummel and Zipperman against the house of Pieterse—that + was all right. But now that the house was supported by Pennewip’s + powerful hand, it was prudent to withdraw from the battle. For who + could guarantee her that she might depend upon her allies? What + assurance had she that the midwife, or even Juffrouw Zipperman would + not go over to the enemy?—if only out of deference to the + versatile wig! No, no, no! She wouldn’t risk her rhetorical + artillery in such a doubtful engagement! She was content to say to + herself, “I will get even with you later.” Imagining her, + with all her relations to society, multiplied <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb69" href="#pb69">69</a>]</span>by twenty or thirty millions, we + would have read the next day in this or that official Laps organ + something like this: + </p> + <p> + “Our relations with the Pietersian empire are most cordial. The + recent friendly meeting between the two sovereigns was merely that + they might have the mutual pleasure of seeing one another, and had no + political significance whatever. It will be seen how unfounded were + those rumors of ‘strained relations,’ which were said to + have been brought about by a discussion of certain characteristics of + our popular princess. The reader will recall that we never gave + credence to those rumors, and reported them with great reserve.” + </p> + <p> + Thirdly. The third and chief cause of the armistice was—curiosity. + Under the present changed circumstances whoever betrayed any anger + would have to leave; and whoever left would not find out why Master + Pennewip had come, or what new crime Walter had committed. Again we + see the truth of the proposition, that everything has its good side. + </p> + <p> + “But, Master Pennewip,” asked Juffrouw Pieterse—she + threw the subdued sucking animal a look that was like a triumphant + telegram, and read: Where are you now?—“but Master + Pennewip, what has Walter been doing now?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, what has he been up to this time,” added Juffrouw + Laps, delighted that the conversation had taken this turn, and that + she was now to hear about Walter’s latest sin. + </p> + <p> + For the sinner is a thing in which pious persons find much + edification. As we have already seen, Juffrouw Laps was fond of + edification. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb70" href="#pb70">70</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Pennewip was just on the point of beginning his indictment when the + door-bell rang. It rang again: “It’s for us”—and + in a moment our truant walked into the room. + </p> + <p> + He was paler than usual, and with good reason; for strange things had + happened to him since Fancy had lifted him up and borne him away. + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse,” began Pennewip, “my school is + famous, even as far away as Kattenburg. Do you hear me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip.” + </p> + <p> + “I repeat it: Famous! And, too, chiefly on account of the fine + moral there—I mean, of course, in my school. Religion and + morality occupy the first place in my school. I could show you verses + on the Deity—but I pass over that. It is sufficient for you to + know that my school is famous as far as—but what am I talking + about—I’ve even had a boy from Wittenburg; and I was once + consulted about the education of a boy whose father lived at + Muiderberg.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Master Pennewip!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, I still have the letter and could show it to + you. The man was a gravedigger—the boy painted inappropriate + figures on the coffins. And just for this reason I feel it my duty to + tell you that I don’t intend to see my school lose its good name + through that good-for-nothing boy of yours there!” + </p> + <p> + Poor Walter had fallen from the clouds. That sounded quite different + from a papal appointment—which he really no longer cared for, as + he had just received another appointment that pleased him better. + </p> + <p> + His mother wanted to pass immediately to what she <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb71" href="#pb71">71</a>]</span>called her “divine worship” + and give him a sound thrashing, in order to satisfy the teacher that + religion and morality took the first place in her house, too. + </p> + <p> + But the teacher found it preferable to tell the party what the trouble + was, and incidentally to strengthen the feeling of guilt in the + patient. + </p> + <p> + “Your son belongs to the class of robbers, murderers, ravishers + of women, incendiaries——” + </p> + <p> + That was all. + </p> + <p> + “Holy grace! Heavenly righteousness! Compassionate Christian + souls! Ah, divine and human virtue, is it possible! What must we + endure!” + </p> + <p> + I cannot always be exact; but, in general, such was the flood of + exclamations that all but swept away that ten-year-old robber, + murderer, ravisher of women and incendiary. + </p> + <p> + “I am going to read you something from his hand,” said the + teacher, “and then if anybody still doubts the boy’s + viciousness——” + </p> + <p> + All tacitly promised to have no doubts. + </p> + <p> + The work that the teacher read was indeed of such a nature as to leave + small room for doubts; and I, who have chosen Walter for my hero, + anticipate difficulty in convincing the reader that he was not so bad + as he seemed—after his + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + “<span class="smallcaps">Robber Song.</span>” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + “On the steed, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Off I speed, + </p> + <p class="line"> + With helmet on head + </p> + <p class="line"> + And a sword in my hand and the enemy dead; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Quick, away!” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb72" href="#pb72">72</a>]</span> + <p> + “Christian souls,” cried the whole party, “is he + mad?” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Rather late, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Near the gate + </p> + <p class="line"> + A push and a blow, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Vanquished dragoon, Margrave laid low——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Heaven save us, what has he against the Margrave,” wailed + the mother. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “For the spoil!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Don’t you see, it’s for booty,” said Juffrouw + Laps. “I told you so: He began with the Bible, he’ll end + with——” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “And the prize— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Pretty eyes——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Did you ever hear the like—he has scarcely shed his milk + teeth!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “And the prize— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Pretty eyes— + </p> + <p class="line"> + She was bought with steel——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “With ste-e-l!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “And the prize— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Pretty eyes— + </p> + <p class="line"> + She was bought with steel; + </p> + <p class="line"> + I bore her away to the cave just to feel + </p> + <p class="line"> + How it seemed.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Heavenly grace, what is he going to do in the cave?” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “In my arm, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Free from harm + </p> + <p class="line"> + Lay the maid as we sped; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears——” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb73" href="#pb73">73</a>]</span> + <p> + “Oh, blessed peace, and the poor thing crying!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears she shed— + </p> + <p class="line"> + O, delight!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “And he calls that delight! I’m getting right cold.” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Then again, + </p> + <p class="line"> + O’er the plain——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Holy Father, there he goes again!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Then again, + </p> + <p class="line"> + O’er the plain. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Right and left, nothing spurned, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Here a villa destroyed or a cloister burned + </p> + <p class="line"> + For fun.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “The Devil is in that boy. For fun!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Farther yet, + </p> + <p class="line"> + I forget— + </p> + <p class="line"> + But the deeds they were dire, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And the road was marked with blood and fire + </p> + <p class="line"> + And revenge!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Mercy on us! What had they done to him!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Revenge’s sweet, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And is meet + </p> + <p class="line"> + For the King of the World——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Is he crazy? I’ll make him a king!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Revenge’s sweet + </p> + <p class="line"> + And is meet + </p> + <p class="line"> + For the King of the World, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Who alone is supreme, with a banner unfurled + </p> + <p class="line"> + Forever!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “What sort of a thing is he talking about?” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “All! Hurrah! + </p> + <p class="line"> + But, I say——” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb74" href="#pb74">74</a>]</span> + <p> + Everybody shuddered. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “All! Hurrah! + </p> + <p class="line"> + But, I say + </p> + <p class="line"> + No pardon shall be lavished, + </p> + <p class="line"> + The men shall be hanged and the women——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Trudie, Trudie, the camphor bottle! You see—I——” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “The men shall be hanged and the women ravished——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “The camphor bottle! Trudie, Trudie!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “For pleasure!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “For pleasure,” repeated the teacher in a grave-yard + voice, “for pleasure!” + </p> + <p> + “He—does—it—for—pleasure!” + </p> + <p> + The company was stupefied. Even Stoffel’s pipe had gone out. + </p> + <p> + But Walter’s was not a nature to be easily disturbed. After his + mother had beaten him till she came to her senses again, he went to + bed in the little back room, far from dissatisfied with the day’s + work, and was soon dreaming of Fancy. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb75" href="#pb75">75</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch11" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XI + </h2> + <p> + On the next day things had largely resumed their wonted course. That + someone may not charge me with carelessness, or indifference towards + the persons with whom we spent a pleasant evening, I will remark in + passing that Juffrouw Mabbel was again busy with her baking and + “clairvoyange,” and that Mrs. Stotter had resumed her + activities with the stork. Those unfortunate creatures who were + committed to her care she condemned to lie motionless for two or three + months—perhaps to give the newly born an idea of their new + career, and, at the same time, to punish them for the shameful uproar + they had caused by their birth. + </p> + <p> + As for Master Pennewip, he was busy, as usual, educating future + grandparents of the past. His wig had not yet recovered from the + excitement of the night before and was longing for Sunday. + </p> + <p> + Klaasje van der Gracht had been awarded the prize with an impressive, + “Keep on that way, my boy”; and he kept on. I still see + poems in the papers whose clearness, conciseness and sublimity betray + his master hand. I have heard that he died of smallpox—he had + not been vaccinated; it will be remembered—but I consider it my + duty to protect him from any such slander. A genius does not die; + otherwise it wouldn’t be worth while to be born a genius. Still, + if Klaas <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb76" href="#pb76">76</a>]</span>had + died like other people, his spirit would have lived in those coming + after him. And that is a beautiful immortality. + </p> + <p> + The family de Wilde, too, has not died out, and will not die. I am + certain of it. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Krummel asked her husband if she was really a “sucking + animal.” Being from the bourse, and having much worldly wisdom, + he replied after reflection that of such things he didn’t + believe more than half he heard. “In this case the last half,” + he added—but softly. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Zipperman had caught a cold; but was still able to boast + about her son-in-law. She was a “respectable woman.” Only + she couldn’t endure for Juffrouw Laps to talk so much about + “virtue,” and the “respectability” of her + father, who was “in the grain business.” Old Man Laps, she + said, was not <i>in</i>, but <i>under</i> the grain business. He had + carried sacks of grain, but that was quite different from selling + grain. For the man who sells is much bigger than the man who carries. + Juffrouw, therefore, had been making misleading statements. + </p> + <p> + Trudie and her sisters had decked themselves out as well as possible + and were sitting at the window. When young people passed by they + looked as if they had never in their lives straightened out anybody. + </p> + <p> + The Juffrouw in the rear below told the grocer that she was going to + move out; for it was just scandalous, simply scandalous the way the + Pieterses carried on in their back room; that she couldn’t leave + anything uncovered. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse was busy with her household, <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb77" href="#pb77">77</a>]</span>and looked like a working woman. + From time to time she had “divine service” with the + children, who, if they could have had their choice, would have + preferred to have been born among the Alfures, Dajaks, or some other + benighted people whose religion is less strenuous. + </p> + <p> + I am glad to be able to say that Juffrouw Laps had passed a good + night. I should like to tell more about her, but I don’t care to + exhaust myself. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel had returned to school, and was trying to inspire the boys + with contempt for riches. He was using on them a poem that had + probably been written in a garret by some poor devil or other whose + wealth gave him little cause for complaint. The boys were inattentive, + and seemed not to grasp the peculiar pleasure in having no money to + buy marbles. Stoffel attributed their hard-heartedness to Walter’s + crazy ideas: They had heard of his attack on the Margrave and of that + remarkable visit to the cave. + </p> + <p> + And Walter? + </p> + <p> + He still lived in expectation of the punishment he deserved so richly. + For his mother had given him to understand repeatedly that the little + “straightening out” of the evening before was merely for + practice, and that the reward of his sin would be delayed till she + could speak with the preacher about it. + </p> + <p> + In the meanwhile Walter didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t + return to school: Pennewip had closed for him that fountain of + knowledge. + </p> + <p> + Nor was he allowed to go out for a walk. “Who knows what he will + do if I let him out of my sight?” said his mother, who was + presumably afraid that he <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb78" + href="#pb78">78</a>]</span>might make a fresh attack on the cloisters. + As a matter of fact, she denied him this privilege merely because + Walter asked it. + </p> + <p> + She expressed the opinion that it was best not to let bad children + have their own way. + </p> + <p> + If Walter had been right wise, he would have pretended to be + thoroughly in love with that dark back room; then, for his moral + improvement, he would have been chased down the steps, and away to his + sawmills. + </p> + <p> + But Walter was not smart. + </p> + <p> + He was forbidden to go into the front room because the young ladies + did not care to see him. + </p> + <p> + That back room was more than dark: It was narrow, and dirty, and + reeked with all the fumes of “III, 7, c.” But Walter was + used to all this and much more. He had always been a martyr—bandages, + poultices, bandy legs, biblical history, rickets, poems on goodness, + evening prayers, the judgment day, hobgoblins for wicked children, + closed eyes before and after the slice of bread, sleeping with crooked + knees, committing sins, fear for the torn breeches, “divine + service” with and without sensible accompaniment! + </p> + <p> + That droll robber song, whose origin we know so well, shows how easily + his childish soul was moved by whatever seemed great to him. He was a + pure child, and he was a good boy. He wouldn’t have hurt a fly. + The criminal character of his song was due to his desire to grasp what + is greater than everything else and to be the leader in that world + created by his childish fancy. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb79" + href="#pb79">79</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Robber—good! But a first-class robber, a robber of robbers, a + robber without mercy—for pleasure! + </p> + <p> + As to the gross mistreatment of women mentioned in his song, he had no + idea what it meant. He used the word for the sake of rhyme, and + because from certain sentences in his book he had got the impression + that it must afford great pleasure. + </p> + <p> + If, perchance, for those fourteen stivers Grandisson—weary + remembrance—had fallen into his hands, his Wednesday’s + poem would have been quite different. No doubt he would have sought a + reconciliation with the butcher’s Keesje, forgiving him + completely all his liberties with “Holland nobility” and + even presenting him a few slate pencils. + </p> + <p> + For that is the striking characteristic of spirits such as Walter’s. + Whatever they are, they are that with all their might, always going + further in any direction than they would seem to be warranted in doing + by the mere external circumstances. + </p> + <p> + From such characters we could hope much, if through some chance—<i>i. + e.</i>, a natural cause, which we call chance, because we do not <span + class="corr" id="xd0e2035" title="Source: undestand">understand</span> + it and are ashamed to admit our ignorance—if through some chance + they were not born among people who do not understand them, and, + therefore, mistreat them. + </p> + <p> + It is one of our peculiarities that we like to mistreat anyone whose + soul is differently organized from ours. How does the watch move? asks + the child, and cannot rest until he has torn apart the wheels he could + not understand. There the watch lies in pieces, and the little + miscreant excuses himself with the remark that he just wanted to see + how it was made. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb80" href="#pb80">80</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch12" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XII + </h2> + <p> + Walter sat with his elbows on the table, his chin resting in his + hands. He seemed to be deeply interested in Leentje’s sewing, + but we shall see in a moment that his thoughts were elsewhere, and, + too, far away from III. 7, c. + </p> + <p> + They had forbidden her to speak to the shameless rascal, and only + occasionally, when Juffrouw Pieterse left the room, did she have an + opportunity to whisper to him a few words of comfort. To be sure, she + noticed that Walter was not so sad as we should expect one to be who + was caught in between the thrashing of yesterday and the priest of + to-morrow. This gentleman was to come to-morrow to settle the matter. + </p> + <p> + “But, Walter, how could you speak of burning cloisters!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I meant—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “And the Count—what had he done?” + </p> + <p> + “It was a Margrave—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “What sort of a count is that? I’ll bet he was one out of + another house.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, it was Amalia’s father—but that isn’t + it. I have something to tell you, Leentje—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “Amalia—who is Amalia?” + </p> + <p> + “That was my bride, but—Leentje, I wanted to tell you + something—sh!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb81" + href="#pb81">81</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Your bride! Are you mad, Walter? Your bride?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she was; but now no more. I was going to help her—but + a duck came—but that isn’t it, Leentje. Now I see it all—sh. + I swam by—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “Who, what? Swam by?” + </p> + <p> + “By Amalia. She sat on the rushes—now I understand it all—I + am—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t understand a word, Walter. But the women—why + did you want to——” + </p> + <p> + Poor innocent Leentje. + </p> + <p> + “The women were in the book—but listen, I am—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “And the cloisters?” + </p> + <p> + “That has nothing to do with it—I know everything now. + Listen Leentje, I am—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “For Heaven sake, Walter, what’s the matter with you? You + look as if you were mad.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had a vision. He stretched himself up, cast a proud glance at + the beams in the ceiling, placed his right hand over his heart, + extended his left, as if he were draping a Spanish mantle about him—remember + that he had never been in a theatre—and said: + </p> + <p> + “Leentje, I am a prince.” + </p> + <p> + At that moment his mother came in, boxed his ears and sent him out of + the room. + </p> + <hr class="tb" /> + <p> + Walter’s principality was in the moon—no, much farther + away. + </p> + <p> + In the following the reader shall learn how he had attained to this + new dignity. + </p> + <p> + Long before the beginning of this story—yes, a long <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb82" href="#pb82">82</a>]</span>time before + this—there was a queen of spirits, just like in “Hans + Heiling.” Her name was A——o. + </p> + <p> + She did not live in a cave, but held her court far up in the clouds; + and this was airier and more suitable for a queen. + </p> + <p> + She wore a necklace of stars, and a sun was set in her signet-ring. + </p> + <p> + Whenever she went forth, the clouds flew about like dust, and with a + motion of her hand she drove away the firmaments. + </p> + <p> + Her children played with planets as with marbles, and she complained + that it was so difficult for her to find them again when they had + rolled away under the furniture. + </p> + <p> + The little son of the queen, <span class="corr" id="xd0e2111" + title="Source: Price">Prince</span> Upsilon, was peevish over this and + was continually calling for more playthings. + </p> + <p> + The queen then gave him a sack of siriuses; but in a short time these, + too, were all lost. It was Upsilon’s own fault: He ought to have + paid more attention to his playthings. + </p> + <p> + They tried to satisfy him as best they could, but no matter what they + gave him, he always wanted something else, something larger. This was + a defect in the character of the little prince. + </p> + <p> + The mother, who, as queen of the spirits, was a very intelligent + woman, thought it would be a good idea for the little prince to + accustom himself to privations. + </p> + <p> + She issued an order, therefore, that for a certain time Upsilon was to + have no playthings. + </p> + <p> + The order was carried out. Everything was taken <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb83" href="#pb83">83</a>]</span>away from him, even the comet + that he and his little sister Omicron happened to be playing with. + </p> + <p> + Prince Upsilon was somewhat stubborn. He so far forgot himself one day + as to speak disrespectfully to his mother. + </p> + <p> + Even Princess Omicron was contaminated by his example—nothing is + worse than a bad example—and violently threw her pallet against + the universe. That was not becoming in a girl. + </p> + <p> + Now, in the kingdom of spirits, there was a law to the effect, that + anyone showing disrespect toward the queen, or throwing anything + against the universe, should be deprived of all titles and dignities + for a certain length of time. + </p> + <p> + Prince Upsilon became a grain of sand. + </p> + <p> + After he had behaved himself well in this capacity for a few centuries + he received the news that he had been promoted to be a moss plant. + </p> + <p> + Then one morning he woke up and found himself a coral zoöphyte. + </p> + <p> + That occurred about the time that man began to cook his food. + </p> + <p> + He was industrious, building up islands and continents on the earth. + In recognition of his zeal he was turned into a crab. + </p> + <p> + In this capacity, too, there could be no complaint against him, and he + was soon transferred to the class of sea-serpents. + </p> + <p> + He played some innocent pranks on sailors, but he never harmed anyone. + Soon he received four feet and the rank of a mastodon, with the + privilege of roaming over the land. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb84" + href="#pb84">84</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + With the self-control of a philosopher he entered upon his new life, + busying himself with geological investigations. + </p> + <p> + A few centuries later—remember that in the kingdom of spirits + all time taken together is only as a short quarter of an hour—or + to speak more correctly, that all time is nothing. For time was made + merely for man, for his amusement, and given to him just as we give + picture books to children. For spirits, present, past and future are + all the same. They comprehend yesterday, to-day and to-morrow at a + glance, just as one reads a word without spelling it out. What was and + is going to be, <i>is</i>. + </p> + <p> + The Egyptians and Phœnicians knew that very well, but Christians + have forgotten it. + </p> + <p> + Fancy knew that Walter could not read, so she related Upsilon’s + story to him, just as I am doing for the reader. + </p> + <p> + Some centuries later he had become an elephant; then a moment later, + <i>i. e.</i>, about ten years before the opening of my story—I + mean years as we mortals reckon them—he was elevated to the + class of man. + </p> + <p> + I don’t know what sins he may have committed as an elephant. + </p> + <p> + Anyway, Fancy had said, that in order to return to his station as a + spirit-prince in a short time and escape any further degradation it + was necessary for him to be diligent and well behaved in his present + state, and not write any robber songs, or slip out things and sell + them—even if it was only a Bible. + </p> + <p> + And, too, he must become reconciled to seeing Juffrouw <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb85" href="#pb85">85</a>]</span>Pieterse + without a train on her dress. Fancy said it couldn’t be helped. + </p> + <p> + This “Fancy” must have been some lady at his mother’s + court, who visited him in his exile to comfort and encourage him, so + that he wouldn’t think they were punishing him because they were + angry with him. + </p> + <p> + She promised to visit him from time to time. “But,” asked + Walter, “how is my little sister getting along?” + </p> + <p> + “She’s being punished, too. You know the law. She is + patient with it all and promises to improve. At first she was a + fire-ball; but she behaved so nicely that she was soon changed to a + moon-beam; and also in this state there was nothing against her. It + seemed to be a pleasure for her; and it was all her mother could do to + keep from shortening the punishment. She was soon turned into vapor, + and stood the test well; for she filled the universe. That was about + the time you began to eat grass. Soon she was a butterfly. But your + mother did not consider this suitable for a girl and had her changed + into a constellation. There she stands before us now.” + </p> + <p> + It often happens that we do not see a thing because it is too big. + </p> + <p> + “Look,” said Fancy. “There—to the right! No, + further—there, there—the north star! That is her left eye. + You can’t see her right, because she is bending over towards + Orion, the doll which she holds in her lap and caresses.” + </p> + <p> + Walter saw it plainly enough and cried: “Omicron, Omicron!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb86" href="#pb86">86</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “No, no, prince,” said the lady of the court, “that + will not do. Each must undergo his punishment alone. It’s + already a great concession that you two are imprisoned in the same + universe. Recently, when your little brothers flooded the milky way + with sin, they were separated completely.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was sad. How gladly would he have kissed his little sister!—that + group of stars nursing the doll. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Fancy, let me be with Omicron.” + </p> + <p> + Fancy said neither yes nor no. + </p> + <p> + She looked as if she were reflecting on the possibility of + accomplishing the almost impossible. + </p> + <p> + Walter, taking courage from her hesitation, repeated his request. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, let me live with my little sister again, even if I have to + eat grass or build continents—I will eat and build with + pleasure, if I may only be with Omicron.” + </p> + <p> + Probably Fancy was afraid to promise something beyond her power; and + she was sorry not to be able to give her promise. + </p> + <p> + “I will ask,” she whispered, “and now——” + </p> + <p> + Walter rubbed his eyes. There was the bridge and the ditch. He heard + the ducks cackling from the distance. He saw his mills again. Yes, + yes, there they were. But their name was no longer—what was + their name? + </p> + <p> + The mills were called “Morning Hour” and “Eagle,” + and they called out just like other sawmills: “Karre, karre, + kra, kra——” + </p> + <p> + Thereupon Walter went home. We have already seen what awaited him + there. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb87" href="#pb87">87</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch13" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XIII + </h2> + <p> + The preacher had come and gone. Sentence had been passed and the + penalty paid. But Walter was depressed and despondent. Leentje did her + best to put some animation into him, but in vain. Perhaps it was + because she no longer understood her ward. + </p> + <p> + Those confidential communications of Walter’s were beyond her + comprehension; and often she looked at him as if she doubted his + sanity. From her meagre weekly allowance she saved a few doits, + thinking to gladden Walter’s heart with some ginger cakes, which + he had always enjoyed. It was no use: Walter’s soul had outgrown + ginger cakes. This discovery caused Leentje bitter pain. + </p> + <p> + “But, my dear child, be reasonable, and don’t worry over + such foolishness. This Fancy, or whatever the creature’s name + is, has mocked you; or you have dreamed it all.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, no, Leentje. It’s all true. I know everything she + said, and it’s all true.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Walter, that story about your sister—you would have + known that long ago.” + </p> + <p> + “I did know it, but I had forgotten it. I knew everything that + Fancy told me. It had only slipped out of my mind. When she spoke, + then it all came back to me distinctly.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb88" href="#pb88">88</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “I will go to those mills some day,” said Leentje. + </p> + <p> + And she did it. After Walter’s description she was able to find + the place where that important meeting had taken place. She saw the + timbers, the dirt, the ducks, the meadow—everything was there, + even the ashes,—everything except Fancy and her stories. + </p> + <p> + Nor could Walter find Fancy now. In vain did he go out walking with + those respectable Halleman boys as often as he was in the way at home. + For hours he would stand on the bridge and listen to the rattling of + the sawmills; but they told him nothing, and Fancy would not return. + </p> + <p> + “She has too much to do at my mother’s court,” + Walter sighed, and went home sad and disappointed. + </p> + <p> + When he looked out the window and saw the beautiful stars twinkling + encouragement to him, he cheered up a little. His sadness was less + bitter, but it was still there. Pain passed into home-sickness, a + sweet longing for home, and with tears in his eyes, but no longer + despairing, he whispered “Omicron, Omicron!” + </p> + <p> + Who heard that call, or understood his grief over his exile? Who + observed how that sigh for the “higher” and that fiery + desire had passed into a nobler state? + </p> + <p> + After long deliberations and Walter’s express promise to do + better, Master Pennewip had at last been prevailed upon to allow our + young robber to return to school. He now had the opportunity to + perfect himself in verse-writing, penmanship, verbs, “Holland + Counts” and other equally important things. + </p> + <p> + The teacher said that the boy at Muiderberg had <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb89" href="#pb89">89</a>]</span>been still worse, and he had + known what to prescribe. Walter would do all right now, he thought; + but Juffrouw Pieterse must get another pastor, for the present one + belonged to the class of “drinkers.” This she did. Walter + was to receive religious instruction from a real preacher. + </p> + <p> + I don’t remember the title of the book, but the first lines + were: + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p> + “<i>Q.</i> From whom did you and everything in existence have + its origin?” + </p> + </div> + <p> + Walter wanted to say, From my mother; but the book said: + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p> + “<i>Ans.</i> From God, who made everything out of nothing.” + </p> + <p> + “<i>Q.</i> How do you know that?<span class="corr" + id="xd0e2265" title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + <p> + “<i>Ans.</i> From nature and revelation.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + Walter didn’t know what it meant, but like the good-natured, + obedient child that he was, he repeated faithfully what he had + memorized from the book. It was annoying for him to have his Sundays + spoiled by recitations in the Kings of Israel—days so well + suited for rambling. He was jealous of the Jews, who were always led + away—a misfortune that seemed delightful to him. But he worked + away patiently, and was not the worst of those apprentices in + religion. At the end of the year he received a book containing three + hundred and sixty-five scriptural texts, twenty-one prayers, as many + graces, the Lord’s Prayer, the ten commandments and the articles + of faith. It also contained directions for using it—once a day + through the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb90" href="#pb90">90</a>]</span>year, + three times a day for a week, etc., etc.; or simply use as needed. On + a leaf pasted in the front of the book was written: + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p class="aligncenter"> + <i>To Walter Pieterse</i><br /> as a<br /> <i>Reward</i><br /> for<br /> + <i>Excellent recitations</i><br /> in the<br /> <i>Noorderkerk</i><br /> + and as an<br /> <i>Encouragement</i><br /> for him to continue to<br /> + <i>Honor God</i><br /> in the manner in which he has begun. + </p> + </div> + <p> + Under this were the names of the preacher and the officers of the + church, ornamented with flourishes that would have put Pennewip to + shame. + </p> + <p> + The outward respectability of the Hallemans continued to increase. The + parents of these children had hired a garden on the “Overtoom.” + That was so “far out,” they said; and then they “couldn’t + stay in the city forever.” Besides, the expense was “not + so much”; for there was one gardener for everybody; and then, + there were plenty of berries growing there, and that was always very + nice. There would be grass enough for bleaching the linen—an + important item, for just lately, said the mother of the Hallemans, + there had been iron-rust in Betty’s dress. For that reason it + was the very thing to rent the garden; and if people said anything + about it, it would only be because they were jealous. And, too, there + was a barrel there for rainwater; <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb91" + href="#pb91">91</a>]</span>and Mrs. Karels had said it leaked, but it + was not true; for everyone must know what he’s doing; but when + you do anything, everybody is talking about it. If one paid any + attention to it, one would never get anything done—and it would + be such a recreation for the children. Juffrouw Karels ought to attend + to her own business—and when Gustave’s birthday came, he + might invite some “young gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + Gustave’s birthday came. “Young gentlemen” were to + be invited, and—Walter was among that select number. + </p> + <p> + It would lead me too far from the subject to enter upon an + investigation of the motives that prompted Gustave and Franz to invite + their former partner in the peppermint business. The list was made out + and approved by their mother; and as Juffrouw Pieterse felt flattered, + there was no objection from her side. Walter must promise, of course, + to behave properly and be “respectable,” not to soil his + clothes, not to wrestle and tear his clothes, and many other things of + a similar nature. Juffrouw Pieterse added that it was a great favor on + her part to let him go, for such visits made a lot of work for her. + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter was to make a visit! Eat, drink and enjoy himself under a + strange roof. It was a great event in his life, and already he was + becoming less jealous of the Jews, who went away so often, and finally + never came back home at all. + </p> + <p> + It was midday now—that glorious midday. With <span class="corr" + id="xd0e2330" title="Source: indiscribable">indescribable</span> + dignity, for a boy, Walter stepped through the gate-way. “A + little to right—to the left, to the left again, then over a + bridge, and then to the right <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb92" + href="#pb92">92</a>]</span>straight ahead. You can’t miss it,” + Gustave had said. The name of the garden was “City Rest,” + so all Walter had to do was to “ask,” and he would “find + it.” + </p> + <p> + And so it was. + </p> + <p> + Anyone making a call or visit for the first time always arrives too + early. So it was with Walter, who reached City Rest before any of the + other guests. But the boys received him cordially and presented him to + their mother, who said that Walter had a pretty face, if it were only + not so pale. + </p> + <p> + The other playmates came then, and running and throwing began, in the + customary boyish style. This was interrupted with waffles and + lemonade, which they “must drink quite slowly,” because + they were “wet with perspiration.” + </p> + <p> + When the proud mother of the Hallemans was speaking of berries and the + grossly slandered rainwater barrel, she might have mentioned the + advantages of the leafy bower, where Betty was now sitting with a + gentleman. + </p> + <p> + “Who is that?” asked Walter of little Emma, who was + playing with the boys. + </p> + <p> + “That? That’s Betty’s sweetheart.” + </p> + <p> + From that touching story of slender Cecilia we know that Walter + already had his first love affair behind him; but still Emma’s + statement was to him something new. Up to that time he had thought + that a sweetheart was a girl to whom one gives slatepencils and + bonbons. But she seemed to be above such things. Walter saw + immediately that he had not taken the right course with Cecilia; and + all at once a desire <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb93" href="#pb93">93</a>]</span>came + over him to know how a grown man treats a girl who is through school. + </p> + <p> + “Her sweetheart?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes—engagé!” + </p> + <p> + That word was too modern for Walter. If the reader is sharp he can + calculate in what year that girl married the barber’s + apprentice. All that is necessary is to determine when that stupid + engagé came into use in this sense in “III. 7, a.” + </p> + <p> + “What did you say?” asked Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Engagé—they go together.” + </p> + <p> + “What is that?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, they’re going to get married. Don’t you know?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was ashamed not to know such a simple thing; and, as is often + the case, he was ashamed of being ashamed. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, of course I know. I hadn’t understood right + well. Emma—will you marry me?” + </p> + <p> + For the moment Emma was unable to accommodate him, as she was engagé + with her mother; but as soon as she was free she would consider the + matter, and Walter would probably be favored. She looked at him + sweetly—and then the game called her to another part of the + yard. + </p> + <p> + Love is the instinct for unity—and the instinct for + multiplicity. As everywhere, nature is simple here in principle, but + manifold in application. The love of a thief means: Come, we will go + steal together. The servant of the Word unites with his loved one in + prayer and psalm, etc., every animal after his kind. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb94" href="#pb94">94</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Or is this instinct to share, to be together, to be united at the same + the instinct for the good? + </p> + <p> + In Walter’s case it was, even though he himself did not know it. + Had he not, in the name of Cecilia, liberated a bird that fluttered + about its narrow cage in distress? Of course Cecilia had laughed and + asked Walter if he was crazy. She did not know that there was any + connection between his sympathy for the poor little bird and the + beating of his heart when he scratched her name on the frozen + window-pane in the back room. Perhaps she would have understood if she + had loved Walter; but that was impossible, because he still wore his + jacket stuffed in his trousers. + </p> + <p> + At all events, it was not possible for him to think of anything bad + when he called “Omicron.” He had now forgotten Cecilia, + and would have been greatly surprised if she had appeared in answer to + his call. Little Emma would have come nearer meeting his requirements. + </p> + <p> + Walter felt that he must know just how the young man was proceeding + with Betty in the bower. He soon found an excuse to separate himself + from his companions; and then he heard all sorts of things that did + not make him much wiser. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I said so too. In May——” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, on account of the top story——” + </p> + <p> + “It’s annoying! And what does your mother say?” + </p> + <p> + “Hm—she says we must wait another year, that it isn’t + respectable to get married in such a hurry—it’s just as if——” + </p> + <p> + “Four years——” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb95" href="#pb95">95</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, four years. Louw and Anna have been engaged for seven.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was proud that he knew exactly what it all meant. To rent an + upper story together, preferably in May!—that was the way he + understood it. + </p> + <p> + “And do you get that press for the linen?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother wants to keep it. But if we will only wait a year + she will give us another one—a small one.” + </p> + <p> + “The big one would have been nicer.” + </p> + <p> + “I think so too, but she says young people don’t need a + big press. But when my sister was married she got a big one.” + </p> + <p> + “Tell them you want a big one too.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s no use.” + </p> + <p> + “Try it. I won’t marry without that big one.” + </p> + <p> + “I will make them——” + </p> + <p> + This is a fair sample of what Walter overheard. He was dissatisfied + and slipped away and hid himself, lost in thought. He didn’t + even know himself what was the matter with him; but when Emma came and + called him he looked as if he had been thinking of anything else but + presses and vacant flats, for in a tone at once joyous and fearful he + cried: + </p> + <p> + “Could it be she—my little sister?” + </p> + <p> + It was evening now, and the children were to continue their games + indoors. As the little party was tired, one of the grown-ups was going + to tell a story. + </p> + <p> + Just what “grown-up” had been requisitioned to narrate the + story of Paradise and Peri, I don’t know. Anyway the story + hardly harmonized with Betty’s <i>engagement</i> and that + love-obstructing clothes-press. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb96" + href="#pb96">96</a>]</span>But just as Fortune is said to smile on + everyone once in a lifetime, so, in the midst of the flatness and + insipidity of everyday life, it seems that something always happens + which gives that one who lays hold of it opportunity to lift himself + above the ordinary and commonplace. To the drowning man a voice calls: + “Stretch out thy arms, thou canst swim.” + </p> + <p> + “After Peri had begged long, but in vain, at the gates of + paradise to be admitted to the land of the blessed, she brought at + last, as the most beautiful thing in the world, the sigh of a + repentant sinner; and she found favor with the keeper of the gate on + account of the sacredness of the gift she had brought——” + </p> + <p> + “Let’s play forfeits now!” cried Gustave. + </p> + <p> + “Forfeits! Forfeits!” everybody called out after him. + </p> + <p> + And they played forfeits. Pawns were redeemed; and of course there was + some kissing done. Riddles were given that nobody could guess; and who + ever knew must not tell—a usual condition in this game. + </p> + <p> + “Heavy, heavy hangs over your head; what shall the owner do to + possess it?” + </p> + <p> + “Stand on one leg for five minutes.” + </p> + <p> + “Let him jump over a straw—or recite a poem!” + </p> + <p> + “No, a fable—la cigale, or something like that.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes!” + </p> + <p> + It was Walter’s pawn. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know any fable,” he said, embarrassed; + “and I don’t know French either.” + </p> + <p> + “I will help you,” cried Emma. “Le pere, du pere——” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb97" href="#pb97">97</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “That’s no fable! Go ahead, Walter!” + </p> + <p> + For some of the party it was a joy that Walter knew no Fable and no + French. If it were only known how often one can do a kindness by being + stupid, perhaps many, out of love for humanity, would affect + stupidity. + </p> + <p> + But Walter did not think of the pleasure of the others—which he + could not have understood. He wept, and was angry at Master Pennewip, + who had taught him no French and no fable. + </p> + <p> + “Forward, Walter, forward!” insisted the holder of the + pawn. + </p> + <p> + “It needn’t be French. Just tell a fable.” + </p> + <p> + “But I don’t know what a fable is.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, it’s a story with animals.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, or with trees! <span lang="fr">Le chêne un jour dit + au roseau</span>—don’t you see, you can have one without + animals.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, a fable is just a story—nothing else. You can + have in it anything you want to.” + </p> + <p> + “But it must rhyme!” + </p> + <p> + Walter was thinking about reciting his robber song, but fortunately he + reconsidered the matter. That would have been scandalous in the home + of the Hallemans, who were so particularly respectable. + </p> + <p> + “No,” cried another, who was again wiser than all the + rest, “it needn’t rhyme. The cow gives milk—Jack saw + the plums hanging—Prince William the First was a great thinker. + Don’t you see, Walter, it’s as easy as rolling off of a + log. Go ahead and tell something, or else you won’t get your + pawn.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb98" href="#pb98">98</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter began. + </p> + <p> + “A little boy died once who was not allowed to go to heaven——” + </p> + <p> + “Oho! That’s the story of Peri. Tell something else.” + </p> + <p> + “I was going to change it,” said Walter, embarrassed. + “And so the little boy couldn’t enter the heavenly gates, + because he didn’t know French, and because he had sometimes been + bad, and because he hadn’t learned his lessons, and also because + he—because he”——I believe Walter had something + on the end of his tongue about his mother’s box of savings, but + he swallowed it, that he might not offend the Hallemans by any + allusion to the peppermint business—“because he once + laughed during prayers. For it is certain, boys, that if you laugh + during prayers you’ll never get to heaven.” + </p> + <p> + “So—o-oo?” asked several, conscious of their guilt. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they can’t go to heaven. Now the boy had had a + sister, who died one year before him. He had loved her a lot, and when + he died he began to hunt for his sister right away. ‘Who is your + sister?’ he was asked.” + </p> + <p> + “Who asked him that?” + </p> + <p> + “Be still! Don’t interrupt him. Let Walter tell his story!” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know who asked that. The boy said that his little + sister had on a blue dress and had dimples in her cheeks, and——” + </p> + <p> + “Just like Emma!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, exactly like Emma. They told him that there was a little + girl in heaven that looked just like that. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb99" href="#pb99">99</a>]</span>She had come the year before, and + had asked them to let her brother in, who would certainly inquire + after her. But the boy could not go in. I have already said why.” + </p> + <p> + “Had the little girl always learned her lessons?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course! Don’t you see she had? Let Walter go on with + his story!” + </p> + <p> + “It was sad that he could not get to see his sister any more. He + felt that it hadn’t really been worth the trouble to die. + ‘Oh, just let me in!’ he begged the gentleman at the door——” + </p> + <p> + “At the gate!” corrected several simultaneously, who, + though untouched by the sublimity of Walter’s conception of + death, were offended by the commonplaceness of the word door. But such + things happen frequently. + </p> + <p> + “All right!” said Walter. He was ashamed that he had + offended against propriety. “The gentleman at the gate said, + ‘No!’ and then the poor boy returned to the earth.” + </p> + <p> + “That won’t do,” cried the philosophical + contingency, “whoever is dead remains dead.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t interrupt him. Of course it’s only a story!” + </p> + <p> + Walter continued: “He returned to the earth and learned French. + Then he appeared at the gate again and said, ‘Oui, Monsieur!’ + but it did no good; he was not admitted.” + </p> + <p> + “I should think not; he ought to have said: ‘j’aime, + tu aimes.’” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about that,” Walter replied. + </p> + <p> + “Then he went to the earth again and learned his lessons till he + could say them backwards. He did <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb100" + href="#pb100">100</a>]</span>this for the keeper of the gate; but all + this did no good; he was not allowed to go in.” + </p> + <p> + “Of course not,” cried one of the wise ones, “to get + to heaven you must be confirmed. Had he been confirmed?” + </p> + <p> + “No. That’s the reason it was so difficult. Then he tried + something else. He said that he was engaged to his sister.” + </p> + <p> + “Just like Betty,” cried Emma. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, like Betty—and that he loved her and wanted to marry + her. But it was all of no use; they wouldn’t let him into + heaven. + </p> + <p> + “Finally he didn’t dare go to the gate any more, for fear + the keeper would get angry at him.” + </p> + <p> + “And then? What happened?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” Walter stuttered. “I don’t + know what he ought to do to get to heaven.” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew the rest of the story very well, but he couldn’t put + it into words. This was shown in a peculiar manner an hour later. + </p> + <p> + On the way home the party was almost run over by a wagon just as they + were crossing a bridge. In the commotion Emma slipped under the + railing and fell into the stream. Somebody screamed, and Walter sprang + after her. + </p> + <p> + If he had died at that moment the keeper of the gate would hardly have + turned him away because he didn’t know French and had not been + confirmed. + </p> + <p> + When he was brought home, wet and dirty, Juffrouw Pieterse said that + one ought not to tempt the Master, and that’s what one did when + one jumped into the water without being able to swim. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb101" href="#pb101">101</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + But I find that the man who can’t swim is the very one to expect + something of the Master; for the man who can swim has some prospect of + helping himself. + </p> + <p> + And Juffrouw Pieterse complained that there was “always + something the matter with that boy.” There was something the + matter with him. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb102" href="#pb102">102</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch14" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XIV + </h2> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse must have inherited something, for all at once the + Pieterses moved to a more respectable neighborhood, and the daughters + no longer knew any of the girls that they used to sew with. Such + things do happen in cases of inheritance, when one moves to a more + select quarter. Besides, there were other signs. They exerted + themselves in trying to get Leentje to speak “better Dutch.” + Stoffel was zealous in teaching her, but Juffrouw Pieterse spoiled + everything by her bad example. + </p> + <p> + Walter was now wearing a new jacket, with a small collar, such as + cabmen wore later. For him a jacket to stuff in the trousers was a + thing of the past. It “looked so babyish,” the young + ladies said, and was “out of the question now when the boy can + write poetry.” + </p> + <p> + That Walter could write poetry was boasted of to everybody that would + listen. Under the circumstances they really had no right to reap any + fame from Walter’s robber song; but this only showed what an + important rôle vanity plays in the world. Of course he himself + never heard anything of this; it was mentioned only when he was not + present. + </p> + <p> + The image of Cecilia had disappeared from Walter’s <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb103" href="#pb103">103</a>]</span>heart; and + little Emma was forgotten. Omicron must show her face in the stars + from time to time to remind the child of his love. And even when he + looked at the evening sky and his soul was stirred by an inexpressible + longing after the good, it was not so much that he was thinking of + Omicron as that he was moved by vague sweet memories. In the twelve + years of his life there was a mythical prehistoric period which was + difficult to separate from the historical period. + </p> + <p> + He didn’t know that he could write verses. He accepted it as a + matter of course that his robber song was very poor, and looked upon + Klaasje van der Gracht with awe. It was from Juffrouw Laps he learned + that he could write poetry; and it was an illumination for him. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps had an uncle whose birthday was coming the next week. + She had paid the Pieterses a swell visit to ask if Walter wouldn’t + write her a poem for the occasion. She would see that he got some + bonbons. + </p> + <p> + “But Juffrouw Pieterse, you must tell him that it must be + religious and that my uncle is a widower. He must bring that in. I + should like for it to be in the melody of the 103d psalm, for my uncle + has that psalm in his lyre.” + </p> + <p> + The reader will note that she did not mean the lyre of Apollo. What + she spoke of was a thing that turned, and made a screechy noise. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse was going to speak with Walter about it when he came + from school, but first she had to consider the matter with Stoffel, to + decide whether it should be a request or a command, so that Walter + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb104" href="#pb104">104</a>]</span>would + have no reason to be “stuck-up.” For that she could not + endure in a child. + </p> + <p> + “Walter, did you know your lesson?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother; I had to learn thirteen mountains in Asia, and I + knew only nine.” + </p> + <p> + “Now, look here, that won’t do. I’m paying tuition + for nothing. Do you think money grows on my back? I don’t know + what’s to become of you.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know, either.” + </p> + <p> + After all, though, Walter was flattered by the commission to write a + poem. Stoffel’s and Juffrouw Pieterse’s efforts to conceal + their real opinion of his poetical talents had been useless. It was a + pleasant surprise for the boy to learn that he was looked up to. He + had always heard that he was worse than worthless, and that he would + never amount to anything. It interested him now to hear the assurance + of his mother and Stoffel that the commission was only a punishment + for not knowing the mountains in Asia. In a great rush Stoffel taught + him the difference between “masculine” and “feminine” + verses, explaining that these must alternate, that all must be of the + same length, and that if at any time the boy was in doubt he would + clear the matter up, etc., etc. + </p> + <p> + Walter was delighted. He went to the back room, got a slate pencil and + began to write. It could hardly be called a success. “A widower + of God”—“O God, a widower!” That was as far as + he got. + </p> + <p> + He gnawed on the pencil till he had pulverized it and worn out his + teeth, but it wouldn’t go. He was continually being interrupted + by Stoffel’s masculine and feminine verses. He had been too + proud, and <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb105" href="#pb105">105</a>]</span>now + he was receiving his punishment. He began to believe that his mother + was right when she said nothing would ever come of him. + </p> + <p> + Nor could Leentje help him. So he determined to make another attempt + to-morrow. Perhaps he could do better then. Leentje agreed with him. + </p> + <p> + “All right,” said Juffrouw Pieterse. “But don’t + disgrace us all. Remember, I told Juffrouw Laps you could do it; and + the man’s birthday comes Thursday week. So you haven’t any + too much time.” + </p> + <p> + Walter went to Ash Gate, found his bridge and began to weep bitterly. + </p> + <p> + “See what’s the matter with that boy,” he heard a + woman saying to a girl fourteen or fifteen years old. “Perhaps + he has lost something.” + </p> + <p> + “Have you lost anything?” + </p> + <p> + Walter looked up, and was surprised; for he seemed to have seen that + face before. It reminded him of Fancy. + </p> + <p> + “Now, everything will be all right There you are; and I have + been hunting for you.” + </p> + <p> + “For me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, but I just didn’t know it. But I know it now. + Tell me right quick how to write the poem!” + </p> + <p> + The girl, who was helping her mother place the linen on the grass for + bleaching, looked at Walter in astonishment. She hurried back to her + mother to say that she didn’t know what was the matter with the + boy, but that there was certainly something wrong. “He looks as + if he were scared half to death,” she decided. + </p> + <p> + Then she ran and fetched water from the house near <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb106" href="#pb106">106</a>]</span>by and + made Walter drink. He saw that he had made a mistake; but there was + something in the manner of the girl that drew him to her irresistibly, + even though her name was only Femke. So the mother addressed her. And + this name reminded him of Fancy, which was something. + </p> + <p> + Femke pointed to an inverted basket and told him to tell the cause of + his trouble; and Walter did it as well as he could, while the mother + was busy with the linen. + </p> + <p> + “Maybe I can help you,” the mother said. “I have a + nephew who is a widower.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw—but the poem? And there must be something + about God in it.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. It’s a long story. His wife was a niece of my + husband’s—you see we are Catholics, and she acted + according to her religion—put a stone on those cloths, Femke, or + they’ll blow away—yes, bleaching is a job. You have no + idea what a bother it is—yes, she acted according to her + religion; and that was right. People that don’t do that are not + much. But he—draw that shirt back a little, Femke. The sleeve is + hanging in the ditch—but he didn’t believe in it, and said + it was all nonsense. But when she died, and he saw all that was done + for her—it was Father Jansen who was there. Of course you know + him—he always walks with a black cane, but he never lets it + touch the ground——” + </p> + <p> + The women looked at Walter questioningly. The poor boy sat on the + basket, his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands. He had + listened with open mouth, wondering how he was going to apply it all + to his poem. Of Father Jansen and that cane which <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb107" href="#pb107">107</a>]</span>despised the ground he had + never heard. This he had to confess. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, it was Father Jansen who was there, and when my husband’s + nephew saw all that—don’t spill any, Femke, or the mud + will splatter so bad—yes, when he saw that a human being doesn’t + die like an animal, then he was more respectful, and after that he + observed Easter like other people. And last year when he broke his leg—he’s + a dyer, you know—he drew thirteen stivers for nine weeks. And so + I wanted to tell you that there’s a widower in our family. And + now you must get up, for I need the basket.” + </p> + <p> + Walter arose quickly, as if he feared he might seem to be trespassing; + and the woman went away, after having warned Femke to watch the linen + and call her if any bad boys should come along. + </p> + <p> + “Are you better now?” Femke asked kindly. + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes; but I don’t see how I’m to use all that in + my poem. You must remember that it has to rhyme, and the verses must + be of the same length, and that they must be masculine and feminine; + for my brother said so, and he’s a school-teacher.” + </p> + <p> + Femke reflected, then all at once she cried, “Do you know Latin?” + As if Latin would help Walter. + </p> + <p> + “No,” disconsolately. + </p> + <p> + “Well, it really makes no difference. It’s in Dutch, too. + Just watch the linen a minute.” + </p> + <p> + Walter promised, and Femke ran to the house. + </p> + <p> + Then some boys came along throwing rocks. Walter, conscious of his + responsibility, called to them to desist—or words to that + effect. This only made them worse. They came closer, and, to worry + Walter, began <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb108" href="#pb108">108</a>]</span>to + walk over the linen. For him it was as if they were mistreating Femke, + and he charged on the miscreants. But it was two against one, and a + weaker one at that; so he would have soon been defeated if his lady + had not returned quickly. She rescued him and drove off his + assailants; and when she saw that his lip was bleeding she gave him a + kiss. The boy’s heart trembled; all at once his soul was lifted + to an unfamiliar level; and for the first time in weeks he felt again + that princely nature that had given Leentje such a fright. His eyes + shone, and the boy, who but a moment ago did not know how he was to + write some rhymes, was filled with the feelings and emotions that make + poets of men. + </p> + <p> + “O Fancy, Fancy, to die for thee—to die with such a kiss + on the lips!” + </p> + <p> + It hurt him to think that the boys were gone. If there had been ten of + them he would have had courage for the unequal fight. + </p> + <p> + And Femke, who had never heard of poetical overflows, understood him + immediately, for she was a pure, innocent girl. She felt Walter’s + chivalry, and knew that she was the lady to reward it. + </p> + <p> + “You are a dear sweet boy,” she said, taking his head + between her hands and kissing him again, and again—as if she had + done something of this kind before. But such was not the case. + </p> + <p> + “And now you must read the verses in the little book. Maybe it + will help you to write for your aunt——” + </p> + <p> + “She isn’t my aunt,” Walter said, “but of + course I will look through the book.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb109" href="#pb109">109</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + He laid it on the railing of the bridge and began to read. Femke, who + was taller than he, had put one arm around his neck, while with the + other hand she was pointing out what he should read. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see?” she said, “the lines are the + same length.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but they don’t rhyme.” And Walter read: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + Mother most pure, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Mother undefiled, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Virgin most powerful, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Virgin most merciful, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Virgin most faithful, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Spiritual vessel, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Vessel of honor, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Vessel of singular devotion, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Mystical rose, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Tower of David, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Tower of Ivory, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Gate of Heaven—— + </p> + </div> + <p> + “But, Femke, how am I to use that for my poem? I don’t + understand any of it.” + </p> + <p> + Femke didn’t understand much of it either. She had been reading + the book every day for the past four or five years, and she had always + been satisfied with her comprehension of it. But now she saw that she + was as ignorant about it as Walter. She was ashamed and closed the + book. + </p> + <p> + “But don’t you know what Faith is?” she asked, as if + this defect might account for the general ignorance of both. + </p> + <p> + “Not that way,” Walter replied. “I learned it + another way.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb110" href="#pb110">110</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “But you believe in Jesus, don’t you?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes. That’s God’s son. But I didn’t learn + anything about vessels and towers. Do they belong to faith?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly! But you know the holy virgin, Maria!” + </p> + <p> + “So? Maria? No, I don’t.” + </p> + <p> + “And Purgatory?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about it.” + </p> + <p> + “And confession?” + </p> + <p> + “No.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you do then?” + </p> + <p> + “How do you mean, Femke?” + </p> + <p> + “I mean to be saved.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” Walter replied. “You mean, to + get to heaven?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly. That’s the point. And you can’t do + that without the holy virgin and such a book. Shall I teach you the + creed, Walter? Then we’ll be together in heaven.” + </p> + <p> + That pleased Walter, and Femke and Walter began: + </p> + <p> + “God created the world——” + </p> + <p> + “What did he do before that, Femke?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know. But the people were made wicked by a snake; + then the Pope pronounced a curse upon the snake, for the Pope lives in + Rome, you know. And then Jesus was crucified to make the people good + again. That was a long time ago.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I know,” Walter said, “Jesus changed the + number of the year. At his birth he began at nought.” + </p> + <p> + Femke didn’t know again. In this way each supplemented the + knowledge of the other; and Walter was <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb111" href="#pb111">111</a>]</span>proud that he knew something + about the creed, even if Femke did think it the wrong creed. + </p> + <p> + “And so Jesus made the people good again, and if you will pray + out of such a book you will be saved. Do you understand, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Not quite. What is an ivory tower?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, that’s only a name for the virgin. It’s as if + you were to call the pastor father. Now you understand.” + </p> + <p> + Femke hunted for another illustration. + </p> + <p> + “You have a mother; what do you call her?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, I call her mother.” + </p> + <p> + “Correct. What do the other people call her?” + </p> + <p> + “They call her Juffrouw Pieterse.” + </p> + <p> + “Just so. When we call the holy virgin ‘ivory tower’ + it’s just like calling your mother Juffrouw Pieterse. Ivory gate + means that to get to heaven we must go through the holy virgin. That’s + the main thing.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Femke, what is a virgin?” + </p> + <p> + Femke blushed. + </p> + <p> + “That is anybody that has never had a child.” + </p> + <p> + “Me?” asked Walter in astonishment. + </p> + <p> + “No, child, it must be a girl!” + </p> + <p> + “Are you a virgin?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course!” + </p> + <p> + Femke spoke the unvarnished truth. + </p> + <p> + “Of course—because I’m not married.” + </p> + <p> + “But Maria was married—and Jesus was her child.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, that’s where the holiness comes in,” replied + Femke. “And for that reason she is called the ivory gate. Do you + understand now, Walter?” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb112" + href="#pb112">112</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter did not understand; but he asked permission to take the book + home with him, that he might study it. That, however, was not + possible, as Femke needed the book every day. Walter consoled himself + easily, for not for anything in the world would he have endangered + Femke’s salvation. Femke asked him to come again. She would be + glad to tell him all she knew about the matter; and, if both should + get tangled up, she would ask Father Jansen about it. And then Walter + would soon be as wise as she was. + </p> + <p> + Walter withdrew; <i>i. e.</i>, after he had kissed Femke heartily. + This meeting with her, the mysterious book, salvation, the fight with + the boys—all these things would run through his mind whenever he + tried to think of the poem. It seemed to him that there was some + connection between them. + </p> + <p> + When he got home he turned through Stoffel’s books, hoping to + find something about holy vessels, ivory towers, and immaculate + virgins. But they were all school books, and gave information about + everything else but salvation. Walter was crushed, but he was still + searching. + </p> + <p> + “Master Pennewip had a father and mother; and certainly old + Pennewip, too, who slaughtered hogs; and the one before him, too—but + who was the first Pennewip? And who slaughtered the hogs before old + Pennewip? And before there were any hogs, what did butchers do? And——” + </p> + <p> + I will know all of that some day, Walter thought. If he could have + only quieted himself so well about his poem! If that were only + written, he thought, then he would clear up the lost causes of + everything. In the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb113" href="#pb113">113</a>]</span>meanwhile + he dreamed of Femke, of her blue eyes, her friendliness, her soft lips—and + of her voice, when she said, “You are a dear, sweet boy.” + </p> + <p> + Could it be that she is Omicron? he thought. + </p> + <p> + And thus the child dreamed, dreamed; and, just as in the development + of humanity, in his life was working a three-fold impulse, towards + love, knowledge, and conflict. + </p> + <p> + “But Walter, don’t you read any books at home about the + creed?” + </p> + <p> + Thus Femke questioned her little friend the next day, as he sat on her + basket again. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but they’re not pretty.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know anything by heart?” + </p> + <p> + Walter repeated a stanza of a reformed church hymn. This found no + favor with Femke; though she liked his reciting. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you read anything else?” + </p> + <p> + Walter reflected: he flew through Stoffel’s library—works + of the Poetical Society, Geology by Ippel, On Orthography, Regulations + for the Fire-Watch, Story of Joseph by <span class="corr" id="xd0e2819" + title="Source: Hülshoff"> Hulshoff</span>, Brave Henry, Jacob + Among His Children, Sermons by <span class="corr" id="xd0e2822" + title="Source: Hellendoorm"> Hellendoorn</span>, A Catechism by the + same, Hoorn’s Song-book. + </p> + <p> + He felt that all of this would not prove very imposing for Femke. + Finally: + </p> + <p> + “I do know something, but it isn’t about faith and the + creed. It’s about Glorioso.” + </p> + <p> + Femke promised to listen, and he began to relate the story. At first + he spoke mechanically, using all the “and then’s”: + but soon he put himself into the soul of the hero and told the story + better than he had read it in <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb114" + href="#pb114">114</a>]</span>the greasy book. At every deed of + Glorioso he would spring from the basket and act the part of that hero + in a way that made Femke’s blood run cold. Still, how + magnificent she found it! And when at last he was through, a spark + from his peculiar but sincere enthusiasm had fallen into her heart, + which like his beat with delight over the beauty of what she had + heard. Her cheeks glowed—really, if a Treckschent had started to + Italy at that moment I believe she would have gone along, in order to + take part in so much danger and adventure—and <i>love</i>. The + nicest thing about the story was that it showed how firm such a robber + is in the faith. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know another story?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Walter. “One more. It’s in a + little book—a calendar, I believe.” + </p> + <p> + And he related the story of Telasco and Kusco and the beautiful + Aztalpa. + </p> + <p> + Telasco and Kusco, sons of the King of the Sun-worshipers, were twins; + and so both were equally near the throne. They loved each other + devotedly; so which would give way for the other? Which of the two was + to become Inca? Funeral pyres were built, one for each, and prayers + were offered to the sun that one of the piles might be ignited. But + the sun did not light either. He ordered that Aztalpa, the sister, + should choose one. That one to whom she offered her hand should + inherit the throne and the empire. But the princess could not decide, + for she loved them both dearly and both equally. It was then decided + that both should go out hunting on a certain morning, and that the one + who killed the first doe should become king. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb115" href="#pb115">115</a>]</span>Telasco had red arrows, Kusco + blue. The morning came. The brothers were lying in a thicket as the + deer approached. Both fired, and both missed. Then they swore mutually + not to miss intentionally the next time. They kept the oath, and two + deer fell; but Telasco had shot one of Kusco’s arrows, and Kusco + one of Telasco’s. Telasco then proposed that Aztalpa should be + killed, to avoid any discord in the empire; and in the other world + both would enjoy the same place in her affections. All agreed to this; + but when the fatal day came, Aztalpa fell on her knees before Telasco + and begged that she might receive her death at the hand of Kusco. + Telasco cried: “Aztalpa, you have chosen!” All bowed down + before Kusco; and when they looked for Telasco he had disappeared. He + was never seen again. + </p> + <p> + Often Femke interrupted with questions, for there was much that was + strange and wonderful to her; but she was charmed with the story and + shared all of Walter’s enthusiasm. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, though, Walter, if that girl had known what Telasco + was up to she wouldn’t have done it. But the story is beautiful. + I wonder if such things really happen.” + </p> + <p> + “That was far from here, Femke, and a long time ago. That’s + just the way it was in the book. But now I must go home, for I haven’t + a stiver to pay the gate-keeper if I come in after eight. Oh, Femke—if + I were only through with that poetry business.” + </p> + <p> + “It will turn out all right<span class="corr" id="xd0e2854" + title="Source: ,">.</span> Just think of Telasco. He had a difficult + task, too.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb116" href="#pb116">116</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “No! I will think of the girl. Good-evening, Femke——” + </p> + <p> + Walter received the hearty kiss that his story had earned him, and + dreaming of Aztalpa, who was guarding the linen, he passed through the + Ash Gate and turned towards home. The moon shone so brightly that he + was annoyed not to have been able to remain with Femke. How much + better, he thought, could he have told his story by moonlight! But he + didn’t have the price—a stiver. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb117" href="#pb117">117</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch15" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XV + </h2> + <p> + The moon paused on the sky, as if she were weary of her lonely lot. + Was she grieved because ungrateful humanity had fallen asleep and was + ignoring her?—or because of the light borrowed from her for + thousands of years, and none returned? She poured forth her sorrow in + heart-breaking noiseless elegies till the night-wind was moved to + pity. Whish! he went through the trees; and the leaves danced. Crash! + he went over the roof; and the tiles flew away, and chimneys bowed + meekly; and over the walls and ditches the sawmills danced with the + logs they were to saw. There a girl sat sleeping. Could it be Femke? + The linen danced about her to the music of the wind, the shirts making + graceful bows and extending their sleeves. Nightcaps, dickeys and + drawers danced the minuet; stockings, skirts, collars, handkerchiefs + waltzed thicker and thicker around the sleeping girl. Her curls began + to flutter—a smile, a sigh, and she sprang to her feet. A + whirlwind caught her up and—— + </p> + <p> + “O, heavens, Femke, Femke!” and Walter grasped at the + apparition that was being borne away towards the moon in a cloud of + stockings, socks, drawers, shirts and collars. + </p> + <p> + “Mother! Walter’s pinching me,” cried Laurens, <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb118" href="#pb118">118</a>]</span>the + printer’s apprentice; and Juffrouw Pieterse groaned, that those + boys couldn’t even keep quiet at night. + </p> + <p> + The “House of Pieterse” gathered at Walter’s bed. + There was the noble mother of the family enveloped in a venerable + jacket that fell in broad folds over a black woolen skirt. There was + Trudie, with her stupid blue eyes; and Myntje and Pietje—but + what am I talking about? In the new home Trudie had become Gertrude, + like a morganatic princess in Hessia; and Myntje was now Mina, but + preferred to be called Mine, as that sounded more Frenchy. But her + stupid face remained unchanged. Pietje was now Pietro. Stoffel had + said that was a very swell name. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel, too, had now appeared on the scene, to the great astonishment + of his mother, who expected so much of him. This fine sense of + propriety had been developed in the new home. + </p> + <p> + “What’s the matter with you, boy?” cried everybody + at once. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, mother, Femke—Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “The boy is foolish.” That was the unanimous verdict of + the family. + </p> + <p> + And they were not altogether wrong. Walter was delirious. + </p> + <p> + “They are carrying her away—around and around—Daughter + of the Sun, decide—here is Telasco—thou shalt die, Aztalpa—Femke, + stay, stay, I will watch the clothes—I will shoot the doe—a + widower of God—together through the ivory gate—there she + is again—stay, Omicron!” + </p> + <p> + “Ought we to call in a preacher?” asked Juffrouw <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb119" href="#pb119">119</a>]</span>Pieterse + hesitatingly. She didn’t know whether praying was needed or a + whipping—or both. + </p> + <p> + And now, perhaps for the first time in his life, Stoffel expressed a + sensible thought: “Mother, we ought to have a doctor. Walter is + sick.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had nervous fever. It was fortunate for him that a doctor was + called in, and still more fortunate that it was a man who understood + Walter’s mental troubles. He exerted a most wholesome influence + on the boy; though this came later, as at first he could only treat + the disease. + </p> + <p> + On Juffrouw Pieterse, too, he had a good influence. To her great + astonishment, he explained to her that children ought not to be packed + together in a bed as if they were superfluous pieces of furniture + being thrown aside; that air, light, play, enjoyment, exercise are all + necessary for the development of body and soul; that whipping does no + good, and that she had better dispense with her “divine worship.” + He told her of other things she had never heard of; and she listened + willingly, for the doctor—— + </p> + <p> + “Ah, dear Juffrouw Laps, you must manage to be here when he + comes. He writes the prescriptions with a gold pen; and his coachman + wears a brown bear-skin cape.” + </p> + <p> + That gold pen and the bear-skin cape! Ah, if everyone who preaches + truth could only dress up his coachman so swell! But alas, alas—I + know a great many people who love the truth, and they have no coachman + at all—not to mention the bear-skin. + </p> + <p> + And gold pens often get into the wrong hands. + </p> + <p> + “I just wanted Juffrouw Zipperman to come sometime <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb120" href="#pb120">120</a>]</span>when the + doctor’s here. Run and tell her, Gertrude, that I said Walter + was sick, and say that we have lunch about twelve. He came about that + time yesterday. And Leentje, you go to the grocer’s—we + need salt—have something to say about it—it’s not + just to be gossiping, you know—I despise gossip—but I + would like to know if the people have noticed it. And you, Pietro, + remember that you are to give me a clean cap when he comes—for + the doctor is such an elegant gentleman, and such a doctor! And all + that he said—I drank it all in. Mina, you mustn’t stare at + him again like that; it’s not proper. But I’m curious to + know if the people at the grocer’s have seen him!” + </p> + <p> + I shouldn’t like to be severe on her; but it seems to me that + Juffrouw Pieterse was gradually beginning to take pleasure in Walter’s + illness. + </p> + <p> + There is something swell in having such a carriage standing before one’s + door. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps had come: “But dear Juffrouw Pieterse, what am I + to do about my uncle? You are invited; and I have told him that there + will be a poem.” + </p> + <p> + “Very bad, Juffrouw Laps. You can see though that that poor worm + can’t write the poem. What about Stoffel? Why not ask him to + write it?” + </p> + <p> + “It’s all right with me. Just so it’s a poem; + otherwise I’m disgraced.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was requested to take Walter’s place, but he raised + objections at once. + </p> + <p> + “You don’t know what that would mean, mother. I would lose + the respect of the boys. For anyone working with youth, respect is the + main thing; and such a poem——” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb121" href="#pb121">121</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “But the boys at school need not know it.” + </p> + <p> + “But the man would tell somebody and then—you don’t + understand it. At the Diaconate school there was a fellow who wrote + verses; and what has become of him? He went to India, mother, and he + still owes me for half a bottle of ink. That’s the way it goes, + mother. For me to write such a poem? No, no, mother—for a boy + like Walter it’s all right; but when one is already a teacher!” + </p> + <p> + “And Master Pennewip?” cried Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “The very man!” cried Stoffel, as if this supported his + former argument. “A happy thought! Master Pennewip will do it.” + </p> + <p> + “I’ve read a poem by him, Stoffel.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes. And you’ve read a poem by him. That’s + because—but how shall I explain that to you, Juffrouw Laps? You + know that in teaching there are all kinds of things. Take Geography, + for example. I will just mention one fact: Madrid is on the + Manganares. Understand, mother?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, Stoffel. That’s just as if you were to say——” + </p> + <p> + “Amsterdam on the Y. Exactly so. And then there are many, many + more things, Juffrouw Laps. You have no idea how much there is of it. + A grocer mixes sugar with something else. He must calculate exactly + what he must get for a pound in order not to lose money. Think of it! + And then you have partnership, and breakage, and the verbs—but I + must go before those rascals break everything.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel returned to school earlier than usual, without having + diminished Juffrouw Laps’s difficulties very <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb122" href="#pb122">122</a>]</span>much. That + poor woman could not comprehend how geography and Madrid and the + grocer and partnerships made it impossible for Stoffel to write + verses. Juffrouw Pieterse smoothed the matter over as well as she + could and sent Juffrouw Laps to Master Pennewip. + </p> + <p> + That gentleman was alarmed when he saw the angry “sucking + animal,” but he quieted down as soon as he heard the object of + her visit. + </p> + <p> + “To what class does your uncle belong, Juffrouw?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, to the class—you mean the mussel-shells and eggs?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, Juffrouw, I mean on which rung of the ladder is he—how + high up. I repeat it, on what rung—it’s a figure, Juffrouw—on + what rung of the social ladder?” + </p> + <p> + “In the grain business? Is that what you mean?” + </p> + <p> + “That is not sufficient, Juffrouw Laps. One may be in the grain + business as a pastry cook, a baker, a retailer, a wholesaler, or as a + broker; and all these vocations have their peculiar sub-divisions. + Take Joseph in Egypt, for example. This man of God, whom some place in + the class of patriarchs, while others claim—but let that be as + it may. It is certain that Joseph bought corn and was on the topmost + rung of the ladder, for we read in Genesis, chapter 41——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, indeed, he rode in Pharaoh’s carriage, and he wore a + white silk coat. My uncle is an agent, and my father was the same.” + </p> + <p> + “So-o-oo? Agent! That’s something Moses doesn’t + mention, and I don’t know in what class——” He + spoke slowly, puzzling over his words. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb123" href="#pb123">123</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Besides, my uncle is a widower.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, there we have the difference! We read that Joseph wooed + Asnath, the daughter of Potiphar; but nowhere do we read that his + spouse was already dead when he went into the corn business. + Therefore, Juffrouw Laps, if it is your earnest desire to have a pious + poem written on your uncle, I advise you to go to my pupil, Klaasje + van der Gracht.” + </p> + <p> + He explained to her where that prodigy might be found. + </p> + <p> + Again I must beg pardon if my criticism of Pennewip is too severe; but + he gave me reasons enough to harbor ugly suspicions against him. I am + convinced that he would have written that poem for Juffrouw Laps if + her uncle had received a white silk coat from the king, or had ever + driven through The Hague in a royal carriage. But to sing an agent in + verse! He would leave that to the genius of “the flying + tea-kettle” in the Peperstraat. That was not nice of Pennewip. + Was that uncle to blame because his brothers never threw him into a + well? or sold him into Egypt? Or because he couldn’t interpret + dreams? Or because cleverness is not rewarded to-day with rings, white + coats, carriages and high official position? + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps footed it over to the Peperstraat, where she made the + acquaintance of the elder van der Gracht. The old gentleman felt + flattered. + </p> + <p> + He was most gracious, and assured the Juffrouw that the poem should be + written that very evening. Klaasje could bring it over the next + morning and repeat it to Juffrouw Laps, and if it were found worthy as + an expression of her feelings toward her uncle, then <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb124" href="#pb124">124</a>]</span>Klaasje + was to be invited to be present on that evening. The father assured + her that Klaasje would wear a white stand-up collar. + </p> + <p> + “Just like Joseph,” said the Juffrouw. “Everything + is in the Bible.” + </p> + <p> + When she got home she read the forty-first chapter of Genesis, trying + to find the relation of Klaasje’s apotheosis to Joseph’s + exaltation. That night she dreamed she had a mantle in her hand. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb125" href="#pb125">125</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch16" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XVI + </h2> + <p> + It was the afternoon of the day on which Juffrouw Laps sought out + Klaasje van der Gracht, and Walter was lying in bed, still weak but no + longer delirious. The doctor had ordered rest and quiet. The child + counted the flowers in the curtain, and, in his imagination tried to + arrange them in some other order. He allowed them to jump over one + another, or flow into one another. He saw in them faces, forms, + armies, clouds—and all were alive and moving. It was tiresome, + but he couldn’t do anything else. If he turned his face toward + the wall it was still worse. The hieroglyphic scratches on the wall + told him all sorts of things that he didn’t need to know and + overwhelmed him with unnecessary impressions. He closed his eyes; but + still he found no rest. It seemed to him as if he were being swept + away to take part in that entertainment that the night-wind gave the + moon. Everything was turning round and round, taking him along. He + seized his head in both hands, as if he would stop his imagination by + main strength; but it was useless. The curtains, the cords, the wall, + the flowers, the dance, the whirlwind that tore Femke away—his + efforts to hold her—— + </p> + <p> + The boy burst into tears. He knew that it was all imagination; he knew + that he was sick; he knew that <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb126" + href="#pb126">126</a>]</span>chimneys don’t dance, and that + girls are not blown to the moon; and yet—— + </p> + <p> + Weeping he called Femke’s name softly, not loud enough to be + heard by the others, but loud enough to relieve his own depression. + </p> + <p> + “What’s that?” he cried suddenly. “Does she + answer? Is that imagination, too?” + </p> + <p> + Actually, Walter heard his name called, and it was Femke’s + voice! + </p> + <p> + “I must know whether I’m dreaming, or not,” he said, + and straightened himself up in bed. “That is a red flower, that + is a black one, I am Walter, Laurens is a printer’s apprentice—everything + is all right; and I’m not dreaming.” + </p> + <p> + He leaned out of bed and listened again, his mouth and eyes as wide + open as he could get them, as if the senses of taste and sight were + going to reinforce that of hearing. + </p> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e2999" title="Not in source"> “</span>O, + God! Femke’s voice! Yes, yes, it is Femke!” He jumped out + of bed, ran out the door, and half ran, half fell down the steps. + </p> + <p> + To return to Femke for a little while. She had expected Walter at the + bridge the next day after the story of the sun-worshipers. At first + she thought that Walter was waiting till he could borrow from Stoffel + the book with the picture showing Aztalpa embracing the two brothers. + She wanted to see Walter with the picture; now she would have been + satisfied with him without the picture. It couldn’t be the boy’s + person, she thought—such a child!—but he did recite so + well. Perhaps in the heart of the girl Walter and his recitals had + already coalesced. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb127" href="#pb127">127</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Put the clothes in the sun,” cried her mother; and Femke + translated that: Sun—Peru—Aztalpa—Kusco—Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Run those fighters away; they’ll throw dirt on the + clothes.” + </p> + <p> + Femke dreamed: Courageously fighting against the enemies of the + country—the noblest tribe of the Incas—Telasco—Walter. + </p> + <p> + Everything seemed to be calling for Walter; but he did not come. + </p> + <p> + The first day she was sad; the second, impatient; the third, restless. + </p> + <p> + “Mother, I’m going to see what’s become of the + little boy who was going to write a poem.” + </p> + <p> + “Do, my child!” said the mother. “Do you think you + will find him?” + </p> + <p> + Femke nodded; but her nod was not convincing. She did not know where + Walter lived and was afraid to say so. It took courage to start out to + trace the child when she didn’t know where he lived; and this + courage she wished to conceal. And why? Just timidity incident to the + tender feelings. Sometimes we conceal the good and boast of the bad. + </p> + <p> + The girl dressed herself as prettily as she could and put all her + money in her pocket. It was only a few stivers. She hurried through + Ash Gate and inquired where the shop was that lent books. Thus she + came directly to the Hartenstraat. She simply retraced the steps of + our hero, when he made that first sally with Glorioso. + </p> + <p> + Less timid than Walter—Femke was older, and had had more + experience with men—she asked the gruff <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb128" href="#pb128">128</a>]</span>fellow in a business-like way + for “the book about the countess with the long train or her + dress.” + </p> + <p> + “What? What’s the title?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” Femke said. “It’s about + a robber—and the Pope’s mentioned in it, too. I am hunting + for the boy who read the book. I wanted to ask where he lives—I + will pay you for your trouble.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you think I’m a fool? Am I here to hunt for boys?” + </p> + <p> + “But, M’neer, I will pay you,” the girl said, and + laid the money on the counter. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, get on! What do I know about your boy?” + </p> + <p> + Femke got angry now. + </p> + <p> + “I haven’t done anything, and you can’t run me off + like that. No, you can’t. If you don’t want to tell me, + you needn’t to. You are an unaccommodating fellow!” + </p> + <p> + She was going to leave, when it occurred to her to ask, “And won’t + you lend me a book, either?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, you can get a book. What do you want?” + </p> + <p> + “That book about the robber and Amalia,” said Femke. She + felt now that she was a “customer,” and oh, how proud she + had become all at once! + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about such a book. Do you mean + Rinaldo Rinaldini?” + </p> + <p> + “No. Is there more than one robber book? Just call over the + names of them for me.” + </p> + <p> + This was said with an air of importance that was not without its + effect on the shopman. He pulled down the catalogue, and soon he came + to “Glorioso.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s it, that’s it!” cried Femke, + delighted. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb129" href="#pb129">129</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “But you must deposit a forfeit,” the man said, as he + mounted the ladder to get that precious book. + </p> + <p> + “No, no, I don’t want the book at all. I only want to know + where the boy lives who read it. I will pay you gladly,” and she + pointed to her money. + </p> + <p> + “That isn’t necessary,” he said. “I don’t + mind accommodating you when you ask me politely.” + </p> + <p> + He looked in the register and found the name Femke had mentioned, with + the address. He showed it to her, and was even going to explain to her + the best way to get there; but Femke was already out the door. The + fellow had difficulty in overtaking her to return the money she had + forgotten on the counter. + </p> + <p> + When she reached the address given, Femke learned that the Pieterses + had moved to a “sweller <span class="corr" id="xd0e3066" + title="Source: neighbourhood">neighborhood</span>.” It was quite + a distance away; but Femke was not deterred by that. + </p> + <p> + Once at the Pieterses’, she was received by the young ladies + with a rough, “What do you want?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Juffrouw, I wanted to ask about Walter.” + </p> + <p> + “Who are you?” + </p> + <p> + “I am Femke, Juffrouw, and my mother is a wash-woman. I would + like to know if Walter is all right.” + </p> + <p> + “What have you got to do with Walter?” asked Juffrouw + Pieterse, who had heard the commotion and <span class="corr" + id="xd0e3079" title="Source: come">came</span> down. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Juffrouw, don’t be angry—I wanted to know; and + my mother knows that I’ve come to ask. Walter told me about + Telasco, and the girl that was to die—oh, Juffrouw, tell me if + he’s sick! I cannot sleep till I know.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb130" href="#pb130">130</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “That’s none of your business. Go, I tell you! I don’t + want strange people standing around the door.” + </p> + <p> + “For mercy’s sake, Juffrouw!” cried the girl, + wringing her hands. + </p> + <p> + “The girl’s crazy. Put her out, Trudie, and slam the door!” + </p> + <p> + Trudie began to execute the order. Myntje and Pietje got ready to help + her; but the child clung to the balustrade and held her ground. + </p> + <p> + “Throw her out! The impudent thing!” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Juffrouw, I’m not impudent. I will go. Just tell me + whether Walter is sick. Tell me, and I will go right now. Just tell me + if he’s sick—if, if he’s going—to die.” + </p> + <p> + The poor child began to weep. Anybody else but those Pieterse women + would have been touched at the sight. They were too far up the ladder. + </p> + <p> + Plainer people, or nobler people would have understood Femke. Feeling, + sympathy, is like the money in a gambling-place. It doesn’t come + to everybody. There wenches and countesses sit side by side; merely + respectable people, who sell shoes made in Paris, are not there. + </p> + <p> + “I won’t go!” cried Femke. “Oh, God! I won’t + go! I will know whether that child is sick!” + </p> + <p> + A door was heard opening above; and Walter came in sight. He tumbled + down the steps and fell unconscious at Femke’s feet. + </p> + <p> + “That boy!” groaned the old lady, while the girls stood as + if transfixed. Femke picked Walter up and carried him upstairs. His + bed was pointed out to <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb131" + href="#pb131">131</a>]</span>her, and she placed him in it. No one had + the courage to run her away when she took a chair by the bedside. If + at this moment the rights of the Pieterses and Femke had been voted + upon, all the votes would have gone to Femke. + </p> + <p> + She wept, and stammered “Don’t be angry, Juffrouw; but I + couldn’t sleep for thinking of him.” <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb132" href="#pb132">132</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch17" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XVII + </h2> + <p> + The evening of the birthday party came. All of the Pieterses went, + leaving Walter to be taken care of by Leentje. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was doing the honors. + </p> + <p> + “A strange state of affairs,” said the birthday uncle. + “And what did she want?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, goodness, M’neer, I don’t know myself. I’ve + told Gertrude a hundred times that it’s too much for me. Just + imagine to yourself—such a thing issuing commands in my house! I + told Mina to pitch her out. And Pietro said——” + </p> + <p> + “You ought to have seen me get hold of her,” croaked that + brave young woman, showing a blue place on her hand. From this it + might have been inferred that Femke had had hold of Pietro. + </p> + <p> + “Just wait till she comes again,” cried Gertrude, “and + I will attend to her!” + </p> + <p> + “And what will I do for her?” said Mina significantly. + </p> + <p> + Every one of them was ready for the fray. That is often the case. If + the vote had been taken now on moral worth, Femke would have been + defeated. + </p> + <p> + “A common girl, M’neer!” + </p> + <p> + “Worse than common!” + </p> + <p> + “How did you get rid of her?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, it wasn’t easy. I said——” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb133" href="#pb133">133</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “No, mother, I said——” + </p> + <p> + “No, it was I!” + </p> + <p> + “But it was I!” + </p> + <p> + Each one of them had said something. Everyone wanted to play the + leading rôle in the interesting drama. + </p> + <p> + “I would like to know where the young Mr. van der Gracht is,” + said Juffrouw Laps. “Yes, uncle, it’s a surprise——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse did not like to be interrupted when she had + something to tell. + </p> + <p> + “And so we said—what did we say, Gertrude?” + </p> + <p> + “Mother, I said it was a disgrace.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I said so, too. Then that thing asked for cold water, and + when we didn’t get it quick enough for her, she ran and fetched + it herself—just as if she were at home! She wet a cloth and put + it on Walter’s head. I was amazed at her insolence. When the + child came to she gave him a kiss! Think of it—and all of us + standing there!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried the three daughters, “think of it—and + us standing there!” + </p> + <p> + “Then she sat down in front of the bed again and talked to him.” + </p> + <p> + “Where can the young Mr. van der Gracht be!” sighed + Juffrouw Laps. “It’s only because we have a little + surprise, uncle.” + </p> + <p> + “And finally she went away like a princess!” + </p> + <p> + “Exactly like a princess,” testified the girls; and they + did not know that they were telling the truth. + </p> + <p> + “And she told Walter she would come again. But I just want to + see her do it!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb134" + href="#pb134">134</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The door-bell rang. Juffrouw Laps arose; and the catechist van der + Gracht with his son walked into the room. Juffrouw Pieterse didn’t + like this; she felt that the star of her narration would pale in the + light of the poem Klaasje had brought with him. And even without a + poem: such dignity, such a carriage, such manners, such a voice! + </p> + <p> + “Mynheer and Juffrouwen, may God bless you all this evening! + This is my son Klaas, of whom you have heard, I suppose. He’s + too close kin to me for me to praise him; but you understand—when + it’s the father—well, all blessings come from above.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, uncle, it will be a surprise.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, indeed, Juffrouw, a beautiful surprise. I congratulate + this gentleman on the happy return of his natal day. It puts me in the + mood of the psalmist—and I thank God—for Mynheer, + everything comes from above, you know.” + </p> + <p> + “Take a seat. I thank you,” said the host, who understood + that he had been congratulated. “It’s cold out, isn’t + it?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, a little cool; hardly cold. It’s just what we call + cool, you understand. The Master gives us weather as he sees fit; and + for that reason I say cool. Everything comes from above.” + </p> + <p> + To this last statement all assented in audible sighs and thought + themselves pious. What would have happened to him if some poor devil + had announced to them that some things come from below? + </p> + <p> + “And now, uncle, what do you say? Shall we begin with the + surprise?” + </p> + <p> + “Go ahead, niece; what have you got?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb135" href="#pb135">135</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, it’s only a trifle, Mynheer,” put in the + catechist. “My son is a poet. I don’t praise him, because + he’s too close kin to me; but he’s a clever fellow—I + can say that without bragging—for everything comes from above. + No, I won’t praise him—praise is for the Master alone. But + he’s a clever fellow.” + </p> + <p> + The poet Klaas looked conscious, and sat toying with the bottom button + on his vest. He looked poetical all over. + </p> + <p> + “And so, Mynheer, without bragging—get it out, my son. As + a father, Mynheer, I may say that he’s a clever fellow; for in + the Bible——” + </p> + <p> + Klaasje drew a piece of paper from his pocket. + </p> + <p> + “In the Bible there is really nothing said about widowers—the + Master has his own good reasons for it—but what does the boy do? + He takes the hint and writes a whole poem on widows.” + </p> + <p> + Klaasje laid the paper on the table. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I dare say, he has brought into it all the widows + mentioned in the Bible.” + </p> + <p> + “You see it’s a surprise. I told you so,” said + Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “Read it, Klaasje! There are seventy, Mynheer, seventy widows. + Read, my boy.” + </p> + <p> + Klaas pulled at his clothes, arranged his cuffs and began: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “The widows that in the Bible appear, + </p> + <p class="line"> + I’ve brought together in this poem here, + </p> + <p class="line"> + For the birthday that we celebrate + </p> + <p class="line"> + Of him who sadly lost his mate, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Exalting always the Master of Love, + </p> + <p class="line"> + For all that we have comes from above.” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb136" href="#pb136">136</a>]</span> + <p> + “That’s the prologue,” explained the father. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that’s the prologue. Now I will read: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Genesis, 38, verse 11, it is said: + </p> + <p class="line"> + At her father-in-law’s must the widow have her bed. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Exodus, 20, 22, it is penned: + </p> + <p class="line"> + Widows and orphans thou shalt not offend. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Two verses further he threatens, wrathful and grim + </p> + <p class="line"> + To make widows of all the women that anger him. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Leviticus, 21, verse 14, thou read’st + </p> + <p class="line"> + That a widow won’t do for the wife of a priest. + </p> + <p class="line"> + A chapter further, one verse less, we have read, + </p> + <p class="line"> + That a childless widow must eat her father’s bread. + </p> + <p class="line"> + From Numbers, 30, verse 10, we clearly infer, + </p> + <p class="line"> + That a widow’s vow is sufficient for her.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + In this style he continued glibly, without any interruption; but when + he came to: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Second Samuel, 20, 3, very clearly outlines, + </p> + <p class="line"> + That as widows must live David’s concubines——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse became restless and had to have an explanation. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, concubines,” said van der Gracht senior. + “You see the boy has brought in everything relating to widows.” + </p> + <p> + “The verses are not the same length,” Stoffel complained; + and there is no alternation of masculine and feminine lines.” + </p> + <p> + “You may be right, Stoffel, for you are a school-teacher; but + that’s immaterial to me. These—these con—what shall + I say——” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse, you ought not to mock at it,” cried + Juffrouw Laps. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb137" href="#pb137">137</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “That’s right,” said the catechist, “all + blessings come from above. Go ahead, Klaas!” + </p> + <p> + “No, I will not hear such things—on account of my + daughters!” + </p> + <p> + The girls were examining their finger nails, and looked preëminently + respectable. + </p> + <p> + “Go ahead, Klaas!” + </p> + <p> + “If I had known that this was going to happen, I would have left + my daughters at home.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw, it’s in the Bible. You’re not + opposed to the Bible, are you?” + </p> + <p> + “No, but I refuse to hear anything that isn’t respectable. + My husband——” + </p> + <p> + “Your husband sold shoes. I know it, Juffrouw, but you’re + not going to turn against——” + </p> + <p> + “I’m not going to do anything against the Bible, but I + will not endure such coarseness. Come, Gertrude, come, children!” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse was climbing the ladder of respectability. Moving + out of a side street into one of the principal avenues, giving the + children French names, calling in a doctor whose coachman wears furs—that + is what lifts us up. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb138" href="#pb138">138</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch18" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XVIII + </h2> + <p> + Walter’s illness now took a favorable turn. As soon as he was + strong enough to leave his bed, the whole family noticed that he had + grown. All remarked about it and called each other’s attention + to it. No one was better convinced of the fact than Juffrouw Pieterse; + for “that boy” had “outgrown all of his clothes,” + and it would not be easy “to fit him out respectably again.” + So much interesting notoriety and respectability had been reaped from + Walter’s illness that it was only natural that his convalescence + should be turned to the best account. + </p> + <p> + The child would sit and fill in the colors in pictures. The doctor had + presented him the pictures and a box of colors. The latter, so Stoffel + said, were the genuine English article. + </p> + <p> + Oh, such pictures! + </p> + <p> + Walter was interested especially by pictures from the opera and the + tragedy. There were pictures from Macbeth, Othello, Lear, Hamlet, from + “The Magic Flute,” “The Barber of Seville,” + “Der Freischütz,” and from still a few more—each + one always more romantic than the last. In selecting suitable colors + for his heroes and heroines, Walter had the advice of the entire + family, including Leentje. Usually there was disagreement, but that + only made the matter more important. In only two details were they + agreed: faces <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb139" href="#pb139">139</a>]</span>and + hands were to have flesh-color, and lips were to be painted red. It + had always been that way; otherwise, why was it called flesh-color? On + account of this arrangement Hamlet came off rather badly, receiving a + much more animated countenance than was suited to his melancholy. + </p> + <p> + “I wish I knew what the dolls mean,” said Walter. He was + talking about his pictures. + </p> + <p> + “It’s only necessary to ask Stoffel,” his mother + replied. “Wait till he comes from school.” + </p> + <p> + Walter asked him. Stoffel—there are more such people in the + world—would never admit that he did not know a thing; and he + always knew how to appear knowing. + </p> + <p> + “What the dolls mean? Well, you see—those are, so to say, + the pictures of various persons. There, for instance, the one with a + crown on his head—that is a king.” + </p> + <p> + “I told you Stoffel could explain them,” corroborated his + mother. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but I should have liked to know what king, and what he + did.” + </p> + <p> + “Well! There it is at the bottom. You can read it, can’t + you?” + </p> + <p> + “Macbeth?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. It’s Macbeth, a famous king of ancient times.” + </p> + <p> + “And that one there with a sword in his hand?” + </p> + <p> + “Also a king, or a general, or a hero, or something of the kind—somebody + that wants to fight. Perhaps David, or Saul, or Alexander the Great. + That’s not to be taken so exactly.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb140" href="#pb140">140</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And the lady with the flowers? She seems to be tearing them up.” + </p> + <p> + “That one? Show her to me: Ophelia. Yes, that’s Ophelia. + Don’t you know?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes. Why does she throw the leaves on the ground?” + </p> + <p> + “Why? why? The questions you do ask!” + </p> + <p> + Here the mother came to the rescue of her eldest son. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter, you mustn’t ask more questions than anybody + can answer.” + </p> + <p> + Walter did not ask any more questions, but he determined to get to the + bottom of the matter at the first opportunity. His imagination roamed + over immeasurable domains—such an insatiate conqueror was the + little emperor Walter in his night-jacket! + </p> + <p> + He associated the heroes of his pictures with the doctor, who had been + so friendly to him, and with his immortal Glorioso. The Peruvian + story, too, furnished a few subjects for his empire. He married + Telasco to Juliet; and the priests of the sun got their rights again. + Master Pennewip received a new wig, but of gold-colored threads, on + the model of the straw crown of a certain King Lear. Persons that he + could see from the window were numbered among his subjects. He had to + do something; and this foreign material was preferable to that in his + immediate surroundings. Even Lady Macbeth, who was washing her hands + and not looking particularly pleasing, seemed to him to be of a higher + order than his mother or Juffrouw Laps. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb141" href="#pb141">141</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In fact, for him those pictures were the greatest things in the world. + He was carried away with the crowns, diadems, plumes, iron gratings + over the faces, with the swords and the daggers with cross-hilts to + swear on—with the trains and puff-sleeves and girdles with + pendents of gold—and the pages. All this had nothing in common + with his everyday surroundings. How is it possible, he thought, that + anyone who has such beautiful pictures should sell them? The doctor + must have inherited them! + </p> + <p> + Even if he had known that Lady Macbeth was the personification of + crime, it would still have seemed to him a profanation to bring her + into contact with the plebeian commonness around him. + </p> + <p> + All at once something in Ophelia’s form reminded him of Femke. + She too could stand that way, plucking the petals from the flowers and + strewing them on the ground. + </p> + <p> + He had dim recollections of what had happened, and occasionally he + would ask indifferently about “that girl.” He was afraid + to speak her name before Gertrude, Mina, and Pietro. He was always + answered in tones that showed him that there was no room for his + romance there; but he promised himself to visit her as soon as he got + up. + </p> + <p> + “When you’re better you must go to see the doctor and + thank him for curing you—but thank God first; and then you can + show him what you’ve painted.” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, mother! I will give her the Prince of Denmark—I + mean him, the doctor.” + </p> + <p> + “But be careful not to soil it; and don’t forget that + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb142" href="#pb142">142</a>]</span>the + ghost of the old knight must be very pale. Stoffel said so—because + it’s a ghost, you see.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, I’ll make it white.” + </p> + <p> + “Good. And you’ll make the lady there yellow?” + pointing with a knitting-needle to Ophelia. + </p> + <p> + “No, no,” cried Walter quickly, “she was blue!” + </p> + <p> + “She was? Who was?” + </p> + <p> + “I only mean that I have so much yellow already, and I wanted to + make her—this one—Ophelia—I wanted to make her blue. + That one washing her hands can stay yellow.” + </p> + <p> + “So far as I’m concerned,” the mother said, “but + don’t soil it!” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel, in the meantime, had got on the track of those pictures. He + was slick and had an inquiring mind. One of his colleagues at school, + who was in some way connected with the stage, told him that such + costume-pictures were of great value to players. He also told him + other things about these pictures and about the play in general. + </p> + <p> + It was fortunate for Walter that Stoffel brought this knowledge home + with him. Even to-day there are people who find something immoral in + the words “Theatre” and “Player”; but at that + time it was still worse. The satisfaction, however, of imparting + knowledge and appearing wise put Stoffel in an attitude of mind on + this occasion that ordinarily would have been irreconcilable with that + narrowness which with him took the place of conscience. + </p> + <p> + “You see, mother, there are comedies and comedies. Some are sad, + some funny. Some are all nonsense, and there’s nothing to be + learned from them; but there <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb143" + href="#pb143">143</a>]</span>are comedies so sad that the people wail + when they see them—even respectable people!” + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and then there are others where there’s music and + singing. They are nice, and moral too. They are called operas; and + people who are entirely respectable go there. You see, mother, there’s + nothing bad about it; and we ought not to be so narrow. The old Greeks + had comedies, and our professors still study them.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible!” + </p> + <p> + “Walter’s pictures are from real comedies; but I can’t + tell all the details now. I will only say there are good comedies.” + </p> + <p> + “You must tell Juffrouw Laps. She always says——” + </p> + <p> + “And what does she know about it? She never saw a comedy in her + life.” + </p> + <p> + That was the truth; but it was just as true of the Pieterse family—with + the exception of Leentje. + </p> + <p> + One afternoon Leentje had complained of a terrible headache and had + left off sewing and gone out. Later it was learned that she had not + spent the evening with her mother; and then there was a perfect storm. + But Leentje would not say where she had been that night. “That + night” was Juffrouw Pieterse’s expression, though she knew + that the girl was at home by eleven o’clock. Leentje betrayed + nothing. She had promised the dressmaker next door not to say + anything; for the dressmaker had to be very careful, because her + husband was a hypocrite. + </p> + <p> + In Leentje’s work-box was found a mutilated program; <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb144" href="#pb144">144</a>]</span>and then + one day she began to sing a song she had never sung before—“I’m + full of honor, I’m full of honor; oh, yes, I’m a man of + honor!” + </p> + <p> + And then it was all out! She had been to the Elandstraat and had seen + the famous Ivan Gras in a comedy! + </p> + <p> + Leentje began to cry and was going to promise never to do so again, + when, to her amazement, she was told that there was nothing wrong in + it, and that even the greatest professors went to see comedies. + </p> + <p> + And now she must tell them about it. + </p> + <p> + It was “The Child of Love,” <span class="corr" + id="xd0e3409" title="Source: By">by</span> Kotzebue, that had greeted + her astonished eyes. + </p> + <p> + “There was music, Juffrouw, and they played beautifully; and + then the curtain went up, and there was a great forest, and a woman + wept under a tree. There was a Baron who made her son a prisoner, + because he was a hunter—but he spoke so nice, and his mother, + too. The Baron said he was master on his place, and that he would + punish such thieves. He was in a great rage. And then the mother said—no, + somebody else came and said—but then the curtain went down. The + dressmaker bought waffles that were being passed around, and we drank + chocolate. The dressmaker said that every day wasn’t a feast + day. A man sat behind us and explained everything and took our cups + when they were empty. Then the band played, ‘Pretty girls and + pretty flowers.’” + </p> + <p> + “Shame!” cried the three young ladies. For it was a common + street song. + </p> + <p> + “And then the curtain went up again of its own <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb145" href="#pb145">145</a>]</span>accord; + but the gentleman behind us said somebody raised it—perhaps the + ‘Child of Love’ himself, for he was not in prison when the + curtain was down. The dressmaker gave him a peppermint-drop, and he + said: ‘Watch the stage, Juffrouw, for you have paid to see it.’ + It cost twelve stivers, without the waffles and chocolate. Then the + Baron said—but I can’t tell it all exactly as it was. I + will only say that the old woman wept all the time, and she could not + be reconciled, because she was so unhappy. You see, Juffrouw, the + child of love was her own child; and it was also the Baron’s + child of love. That was bad—because it was just a child of love, + you see; and that is always bad. He had no papers, no credentials; nor + the mother, either. And he was to die because he had hunted. Oh, it + was beautiful, Juffrouw! And then the curtain went down again and we + ate another waffle. The gentleman behind us said it was well that they + gave plays with prison scenes in them. There were so many bad people + in the hall, such as pickpockets and the like, and this would be a + warning for them. The dressmaker was going to offer him another + mint-drop, when she saw that her box was gone. It was silver. The + gentleman said of course some pickpocket had taken it.” + </p> + <p> + “He was the pickpocket!” exclaimed several. + </p> + <p> + Leentje was indignant at the idea. + </p> + <p> + “No, no! Don’t say that; it’s a sin. He was a very + respectable gentleman, and addressed me as Juffrouw, just as he did + the dressmaker. He tried to find the thief. He asked where the + Juffrouw lived, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb146" href="#pb146">146</a>]</span>and + said that if he found the box he would bring it to her. He wore a + fancy vest—no, no, no. Don’t say that of him!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, tell some more about the child of love.” All were + interested. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, the music was so nice! And a gentleman showed them with a + stick how to play.” + </p> + <p> + “But tell us about the comedy!” + </p> + <p> + “That is not so easy. It was very beautiful. It must be seen; it + can’t be told. The Baron saw that the hunter in prison was his + own son; because a long time before, you see, that is—formerly, + he had been acquainted with—you understand——” + </p> + <p> + Poor Leentje turned as red as fire, and left her audience in a + temporary suspense. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, he had <span class="corr" id="xd0e3440" + title="Source: know">known</span> the old woman formerly, and then + they were good friends, and were often together—I will just tell + it that way—and they were to marry, but something came between + them; and so—and—for that reason the comedy was called the + ‘Child of Love.’” + </p> + <p> + Walter listened with as much interest as the others; but he was less + affected than the girls, who sat quietly staring into space. Stoffel + felt called upon to say something. + </p> + <p> + “That’s it! He abused her chastity—that’s the + way it’s spoken of—and she was left to bear the disgrace. + The youth of to-day cannot be warned enough against this. How often + have I told the boys at school!” + </p> + <p> + “Listen, Walter, and pay attention to what Stoffel says!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb147" href="#pb147">147</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Encouraged by the approval of his mother, Stoffel continued. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, virtue must be revered. That is God’s will; + and what God does is well done. Of all sins sensual pleasure is—a + very great sin, because it is forbidden; and because all sins are + punished, either in this world or in the next.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you hear, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Here, or in the next world, mother! Innocent pleasure, yes; but + sensual pleasure—it is forbidden! It loosens all the ties of + human society. You see that such a comedy can be very fine. Only you + must understand it properly—that’s the idea.” + </p> + <p> + “And what did the Baron do then?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Juffrouw, what shall I say! He talked a whole lot to the + old woman, and was very sad because he had—away back there—because + he had——” + </p> + <p> + “Seduced her,” added Stoffel, seeing that Leentje couldn’t + find the word. “That’s what it’s called.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that’s what she said, too; and he promised never to + do it again. And then he told the child of love always to follow the + path of virtue, and that he would marry the old woman. She was + satisfied with the arrangement.” + </p> + <p> + “I suppose so,” cried the three girls in a breath. “She + will be a rich baroness!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Leentje, “she became a great lady. And + then the child of love fell on the Baron’s neck; and they played + ‘Bridal Wreath.’ The ‘Child of Love’ became a + hussar and sang, ‘I’m full of honor, I’m full of + honor; Oh, I’m a man of honor!’ <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb148" href="#pb148">148</a>]</span>I don’t know what became + of the old Baron. And then we went home; but the dressmaker took no + more pleasure in the play now, because her silver box was gone. I don’t + know whether the gentleman ever brought it to her, or not.” + </p> + <p> + The play was out. + </p> + <p> + The girls thought: “Baroness!” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was thinking: “Virtue!” + </p> + <p> + The mother’s thoughts ran: “Twelve stivers for a ticket, + and waffles and chocolate extra!” + </p> + <p> + Walter was saying to himself: “A hunter! A whole year in the + forest, in the great forest, and alone. I’d like to do it, too.” + </p> + <p> + He took up his brush and looked at Ophelia: “To be alone in the + great forest with—Femke!” + </p> + <p> + But the theatre question was far from being settled. Leentje had to + clear up many doubtful points yet. For instance, Pietro wanted to know + how old the woman was when the Baron finally married her. Leentje + thought she must have been about sixty. + </p> + <p> + Also Juffrouw Laps had to express her opinion. She declared that she + was opposed to everything “worldly,” and insisted that + Walter be sent to church. + </p> + <p> + Later she got into a big dispute over the theatre with Master + Pennewip, whom Stoffel had brought in to reinforce his position. He + had brought with him “Floris the Fifth,” that powerful + comedy by the noble <span class="corr" id="xd0e3490" + title="Source: Bilderdijk">Bilderdyk</span>. With many declensions and + conjugations and remarks on rhyme and metre, he explained, firstly, + that “Floris the Fifth” was a play from which much <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb149" href="#pb149">149</a>]</span>could be + learned; and, secondly, that the theatre was something very moral and + thoroughly respectable. + </p> + <p> + To be sure, he failed to convince Juffrouw Laps. Nor was Walter + greatly impressed by that masterpiece, despite the fact that there + were three deaths in it. He much preferred the beautiful story of + Glorioso, or the Peruvian story—or even Little Red <span + class="corr" id="xd0e3497" title="Source: Riding-hood">Riding Hood</span>. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb150" href="#pb150">150</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch19" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XIX + </h2> + <p> + Walter had been to church: that was now behind him. Stoffel thought + the pastor had preached a beautiful sermon, and said that “in a + way all he said could be accepted.” He hoped that it would + “bear fruit.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother, “and he mustn’t tear + his new breeches again. They cost too much hard work for that.” + </p> + <p> + As a matter of fact the “hard work” done in the Pieterse + family might be regarded as a negligible quantity. There was the + necessary housework, and the usual complaining—or boasting, if + you will—but this was to be expected. + </p> + <p> + That Walter had postponed his visit to go to church was a result of + the frightful threats of Juffrouw Laps. She cited Second Chronicles + xvi. 12, and in the face of this text the Pieterses were not able + successfully to defend their new and more liberal position. Juffrouw + Pieterse could only say that the Bible was not to be interpreted that + way, as if everything in it applied to a given individual. + </p> + <p> + But Juffrouw Laps stuck to it, that if one has faith and grace one may + come through all right; whereupon Juffrouw Pieterse expressed her + willingness at all times to take advice. + </p> + <p> + “Those are the essential things; through them we are saved! And—send + him to me the first of the week. <span class="pagenum"> [<a id="pb151" + href="#pb151">151</a>]</span>Or he can come Sunday, but after church. + Then he can tell me about the sermon, even if the pastors are—but + what does a child know about it!” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps didn’t think much of pastors. She held that people + with grace in their hearts can understand God’s word without + Greek and Latin. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Sunday after church. I will count upon it.” And in + order to make her invitation more insistent she mentioned certain + sweets that she usually served her guests at that time. + </p> + <p> + Supposing that Juffrouw Laps was really anxious for Walter to come, we + must admit that she showed deep knowledge of boy-nature. + </p> + <p> + As for Walter, he was afraid to be alone with this pious lady. For him + she was the living embodiment of all the plagues that are made use of + in the Old Testament to convert rebellious tribes to the true faith. + For instance, thunder and lightning, pestilence, abysses, boils, + flaming swords, etc. + </p> + <p> + If he had had the courage he would have asked her just to deposit the + promised dainties somewhere outside of her flat. He would find them + then. But he didn’t have the courage. + </p> + <p> + “And why didn’t you go?” asked the mother when + Stoffel’s enthusiasm over the sermon had begun to die down. + </p> + <p> + Walter said he had a pain in his stomach, which children always have + when they want to bridge over disagreeable duties. With a better + understanding between the parents and children this disease would be + less frequent. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t believe you have any pain in your stomach,” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb152" href="#pb152">152</a>]</span>declared + the mother. “It’s only because you’re a bad child + and never do what you’re told to do.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel agreed with her; and then a council of war was held. Walter + was condemned to go to Juffrouw Laps’s at once; and he went. + </p> + <p> + Expecting some terrible ordeal, he was greatly embarrassed and + confused by the show of friendliness with which he was received. + </p> + <p> + “And you did come, my dear boy! But you are so late! Church has + been out a long time. See what I have for you, expressly for <i> you</i>!” + </p> + <p> + She thrust him into a chair at the table and shoved all sorts of + sweets over to him. Walter’s embarrassment increased; and he + felt even less at ease when she began to stroke him and call him pet + names. + </p> + <p> + “Now, tell me about the sermon,” she said, when the child + tried to escape the tenderness and affection to which he was not + accustomed. “What did the pastor say?” + </p> + <p> + “The text——” + </p> + <p> + “But that’s all right—afterwards, when your mouth is + empty. You must eat a few cakes first. Nobody can do everything at + once. There is chocolate; and you’re to have a little dram, too. + I’ve always said that you are a nice boy; but they’re + forever plaguing you so. But you’re not eating enough; do just + as if you were at home.” + </p> + <p> + For Walter that was not the right expression. At home! + </p> + <p> + His first surprise over Walter began to be possessed by a feeling of + fear. Why, he could not have told to save him. <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb153" href="#pb153">153</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Suddenly he got up and declared that his mother had told him not to + stay long. + </p> + <p> + There wasn’t a word of truth in it. Juffrouw Laps protested, but + Walter held his ground. Despite all of that kindness Walter was able + to escape from the enemy. + </p> + <p> + Promising “to come back soon” he ran down the steps and + into the street. + </p> + <p> + An indescribable feeling of freedom regained thrilled through him. He + had escaped. It was incomprehensible even to him. Never had he been + received so kindly, so cordially; never had he been treated in a + manner approaching this. But why his antipathy? When he left she was + going to kiss him, but he managed to dodge her. Why? He didn’t + know. But it made him shudder to think of it. + </p> + <p> + Should he go home now? What excuse could he give for coming back so + soon? + </p> + <p> + Involuntarily he bent his steps toward Ash Gate. It was not his + intention to visit Femke—not at all, really not! For he didn’t + have his Ophelia with him—proof conclusive that when he left + home he had not thought of Femke. + </p> + <p> + And when he came in sight of his mills on the Buitensingel—oh, + they were silent! Was there no wind? Or were they observing Sunday? + </p> + <p> + The Buitensingel was full of people taking a Sunday stroll. Walter + followed the small stream, which led him towards Femke’s house. + Soon he stood before the low enclosure; but he did not dare to go in. + Why? He put the blame on the absent Ophelia. + </p> + <p> + “If I only had that picture here I’d certainly go in!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb154" href="#pb154">154</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + That is questionable. Even with the picture he would have probably + been just as shy. He didn’t know what he ought to say—or, + better, whether he could say anything, or not. He reflected. Suppose + Femke’s mother should ask, “Did you want anything?” + </p> + <p> + We—yes, the “gentle reader” and I—we should + have known what to answer. I wonder if our wisdom would have been + wiser than the stupidity of the child, who stood irresolute and + hesitating before the fence? + </p> + <p> + He stood staring at the house, his mouth wide open. His knees + trembled, his heart fluttered, his tongue was dry. + </p> + <p> + A small column of smoke curling up from the chimney aroused him. What + if a fire should break out! Then he would have to go in. He would + rescue her, and carry her away in his arms—far, far away—to + the end of the world, or at least outside of the town! Just anywhere + where the people wear red velvet and green silk, where the gentlemen + carry big swords and the ladies wear long trains. They would be so + becoming to Femke. And she should ride horseback, and he would follow + her—no, he would ride by her side, with a falcon on his hand! + </p> + <p> + If a fire should break out! + </p> + <p> + But Walter saw that the house was in no danger. This smoke came from + the kitchen. He noticed other houses in the neighborhood where cooking + seemed to be going on, and everywhere the chimneys were bearing + witness to activities below which were presumably similar to those of + Femke. + </p> + <p> + Finally a crowd of fellows came along who had <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb155" href="#pb155">155</a>]</span>evidently been stopping at one + of those establishments where “refreshments” are served. + They had been greatly refreshed, and in their exuberance of freshness, + so to say, they crowded Walter away from the fence and took him along + with them for a little way. + </p> + <p> + He was easily reconciled to this; for why, he thought, should he stand + there and watch the smoke? There wasn’t going to be any fire; + and then he didn’t have Ophelia with him. + </p> + <p> + But to-morrow! To-morrow he would bring that picture with him! And + then he wouldn’t stand at the fence like a baby. + </p> + <p> + He felt ashamed when he thought of his friends in their gay colors, or + in armor, with plumes and swords. Those kings and knights and pages—they + had been courageous, otherwise they never would have received such + high orders and distinctions. Unless there were some change, he felt + that he would never be pictured like that. + </p> + <p> + However, he expected that such a change would come—without + doubt, surely, certainly, truly! The further he went, the more + determined he became to go in the next day and put on a bold front and + say: “Good-day, Juffrouw, how do you do?” + </p> + <p> + It was more difficult for him to decide what he would say to Femke. + </p> + <p> + He made up various little speeches in the manner of Floris the Fifth. + In case Femke shouldn’t like them he was going to say, “Why, + that is from our greatest poet.” + </p> + <p> + And then he would ask her to explain a lot of mysterious <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb156" href="#pb156">156</a>]</span>words in + Floris that he hadn’t understood—for instance, “fast + fellow,” “coverture,” “chastity,” and + others. + </p> + <p> + Walter’s development was determined by his desire to know + things. His feeling for Femke, which was hardly real love, was + subordinated to his thirst for knowledge. He knew that he couldn’t + get much from her, especially book-learning; but it was a pleasure + merely to discuss things with her, even if she knew nothing about + them. + </p> + <p> + He was curious to know all that she might have to tell him, or to ask + him; for no doubt she too had been saving up her impressions for her + first friend. But, alas! he was not so certain of her friendship! + True, when he was sick she had asked about him; but perhaps she was + just passing by, and thought how easy it would be to ring the bell and + ask, “How is Walter?” + </p> + <p> + Still it had taken courage to do it. What would Mungo Park have said + if he had seen him hesitating before the gate! Walter knew that wasn’t + the way to conquer the world. + </p> + <p> + And if anybody had asked Mungo Park: “What do you want in + Africa?” + </p> + <p> + Well, he would have answered. Such a traveller in such a book is never + embarrassed. + </p> + <p> + Then Walter began to address all sorts of remarks to negro kings that + he had conquered with lance and sword. All the women kissed his hand + as he rode by on his bay, with fiery red caparison. He inquired + patronizingly after those good girls who had nursed him in his + illness, “because the strange white man was <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb157" href="#pb157">157</a>]</span>far from mother and sisters + and had no home.” He would reward them princely. + </p> + <p> + In all this conquered land Walter was king and Femke was—queen! + How magnificent the big red velvet cloak would look on her—and + the gold crown! + </p> + <p> + Conquering continents was easy. He was scarcely thirteen; and yet he + was afraid that somebody might get ahead of him while he was being + detained by the treacherous Pennewip with declensions and + conjugations. And, then there were still more things to learn before + one could be king, even of a small country. Pocket-change would have + to be increased too, for, with all possible economy, six doits a week + were insufficient. The Hallemans—well, they had more; but + fortunately they were not thinking of Africa. For the present he was + not afraid of any competition from that quarter; but other children, + nearer the “grown-up” stage, might get the idea in their + heads! And then, what would he do to keep his mother from guessing + when he made his trips into the “interior” longer, and + stayed out later than was allowed by the regulations of the Pieterse + household? + </p> + <p> + It was a difficult matter, but he would manage it. + </p> + <p> + All that might happen to him and Femke in Africa would be read + afterwards in pretty little books with colored pictures. He already + saw himself sitting on a throne, and Femke by his side. She was not + proud; she was willing for everybody to know—all those kneeling + before her—that she had been a poor wash-girl. She had become + queen because Walter had loved her; and now they needn’t kneel + any more. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb158" href="#pb158">158</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + On special occasions—well, of course, that was different; for + instance, when his mother and Stoffel came to visit him. They should + see how all the people honored him—and Femke whom they had + treated so badly. But once would be enough; then he would forgive them + everything and build them a big house with water-barrels and + wash-tubs. For Pennewip he would build a big schoolhouse, with desks + and ink-bottles and copy-books and wall maps of Europe and tables of + the new weights and measures. Then the old master could give + instruction from early in the morning till late at night—or even + all night. + </p> + <p> + He was just puzzling over how he was going to reconcile Master + Pennewip and the dusky young African to one another when Leentje + opened the door. + </p> + <p> + Without noticing it he had got home and rung the door-bell. + Unsuspectingly he fell into an environment quite different from that + in which he had moved for the last half hour. He scarcely understood + what his mother meant when she asked him how the visit turned out, and + whether Juffrouw Laps was satisfied with his report on the sermon. + </p> + <p> + Sermon? Laps? He was unprepared for such an examination. He stammered + out a sort of miscellaneous and irrelevant jumble of words, but + fortunately containing nothing about Africa. + </p> + <p> + It now developed that in the meantime there had been a sudden change + in certain details of religious belief. + </p> + <p> + “You see, mother?” said Stoffel. “Just as I’ve + always said, it would take a lawyer to explain anything to suit her. + She always knows better——” + </p> + <p> + “That’s so,” answered the mother. “She’s + cracked <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb159" href="#pb159">159</a>]</span>or + crazy. Now, just tell me, Stoffel, if anyone can expect such a child + to remember everything a preacher says. I can’t do it myself; + and you can’t do it, either. Master Pennewip can’t do it. + I tell you, nobody can do it. And to require that of such a child! She + just wants to play the professor; that’s the reason she does it.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was of the same opinion. Encouraged by his sympathy the mother + became eloquent. + </p> + <p> + “I would like to know what she’s thinking about; or if she + thinks she’s a pastor. With all her biblical quotations! And + then to torment a child hardly out of a sick bed—it’s a + disgrace. You don’t need to go to her. What business have you + got with her? I tell you——” + </p> + <p> + Here it occurred to her that she herself had compelled Walter to go, + and she interrupted this line of thought to scold Walter and tell him + to get out of his Sunday breeches. Her dissatisfaction with herself + expressed itself further in a funeral oration on Walter’s last + suit, which had cost so much “hard work.” + </p> + <p> + “And then to let that child sit there for an hour without + anything to eat or drink! She would——” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s feeling for justice couldn’t let that pass. He + assured them that on the contrary—and then that excessive + kindness got in his way again. In his confusion he went into all the + details of the chocolate. + </p> + <p> + “Well! Why didn’t you say so at once? But it’s all + the same. I was going to add that she ought to have given you + something to eat. That’s the way such folks are—always + grumbling about others and they won’t see themselves. I believe + in grace too, and when <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb160" + href="#pb160">160</a>]</span>I have my housework done I like to hear + the Scripture read—but to be everlastingly and eternally prating + about it? No, that isn’t religion. What do you say, Stoffel? One + must work part of the time. Walter! aren’t you going to pull off + those new breeches? I’ve told him a dozen times. Trudie, give + him his old ones!” + </p> + <p> + Walter changed his breeches; but he promised himself that in Africa he + would wear Sunday breeches every day. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb161" href="#pb161">161</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch20" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XX + </h2> + <p> + The next day Walter rang the doctor’s door-bell. His heart was + in a flutter, for the doctor lived in an imposing house. He was + admitted and, after he had been announced, was told just to come + upstairs. + </p> + <p> + The maid conducted Walter to the “study,” where the doctor + was busy performing one of his paternal duties: he was teaching his + children. + </p> + <p> + There were three. A boy, somewhat older than Walter, sat alone in one + corner writing at a small table. The other two, a boy of Walter’s + age and a girl that seemed to be a few years younger, stood before the + table behind which the doctor was sitting. On the table stood a large + globe, evidently the subject of discussion. This became clear to + Walter later, for, as far as he knew, he had never seen such a large + ball. He didn’t know that there was any other way to explain the + location of countries except by means of maps. Thus he noticed in the + room all sorts of things that he didn’t understand till later. + </p> + <p> + When the maid opened the door of the room he heard the voices of the + children, and also that of the father. He even heard laughter; but + when he walked in all became as still as death. The two children at + the table stood like soldiers. There was something so comical in their + attitude that Walter could have laughed at them if he hadn’t + been so embarrassed. Even the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb162" + href="#pb162">162</a>]</span>girl had a touch of official earnestness + in her face more striking than he had seen it in older people, even at + church. While the doctor was welcoming Walter and offering him a + chair, the boy stood with hands clapped down on the seams of his + trousers as if he expected someone to say, “Right about—face!” + or, “Forward, column right, march!” + </p> + <p> + The larger boy in the corner had only looked up once, but with that + peculiarly hostile expression which distinguishes man from other + animals—to the disadvantage of the former. It is noticeable + especially in children—sometimes in women. + </p> + <p> + “I’m glad to see you, my boy. It was nice of you to come. + What have you there?”—then he turned to the little + soldiers. + </p> + <p> + “Remind me afterward to tell you at dinner something about + Olivier van Noort. William, you can think of it, can’t you?” + </p> + <p> + Walter squinted at his Lady Macbeth, and was so embarrassed that he + was helpless to present it to the doctor. The room was so magnificent; + and the furnishings—the big cases full of books! His picture + seemed so common and ugly that, if he could have done so, he would + have swallowed it. + </p> + <p> + At home they had taught him how he must stand and sit and speak; and + now he stood there, as awkward as a cow, stammering and stuttering. + Making a supreme effort he managed to get it out that he had “come + to thank the doctor” for his recovery—“but God first”! + </p> + <p> + The two soldiers bit their lips; and even the doctor found it + difficult to keep a straight face. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb163" + href="#pb163">163</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “God first! Well said, my boy. Have you already thanked God?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, M’nheer, every evening in bed, and yesterday at + church.” + </p> + <p> + Little Sietske unable to control herself any longer had to laugh + outright. Her laughter threatened to become contagious. William was + busier than usual with his nose; Hermann had come to life and was + eyeing Walter slyly. + </p> + <p> + “Order!” thundered the doctor, giving the table a rap with + a ruler that made the globe tremble. Walter was frightened. “Order! + This is a nice caper during study-hours.” + </p> + <p> + The clock began to strike. Sietske seemed to be counting, for at every + stroke she raised a finger. + </p> + <p> + “I am going to——” + </p> + <p> + “Five!” she cried. “All my fingers—just look, + five! Five o’clock, papa—Tyrant! Hurrah, hurrah!” + </p> + <p> + Both boys joined in the uproar. It was a quodlibet from “Gaudeamus + igitur,” “<span lang="fr">Vive la joie</span>,” and + “God save the king.” Forward, all! <span lang="fr">Vive la + vacance! A bas les tyrans!</span> Revenge! * * * * + </p> + <p> + The children were determined to have their well earned romp; and they + had it. Walter rubbed his eyes, and would not believe his ears. It was + beyond his comprehension. * * * * + </p> + <p> + “That will do now,” said the doctor. “Come, mamma is + waiting dinner—and you, too, my boy!” + </p> + <p> + William took Sietske on his back and Hermann mounted the father. Thus + they descended the stairs, Walter bringing up the rear. Lady Macbeth + had disappeared, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb164" href="#pb164">164</a>]</span>being + now crumpled up in Walter’s breast-pocket. + </p> + <p> + Walter was nonplussed. Was this the same man who used the gold pen?—whose + coachman wore the furs? + </p> + <p> + How was it possible? Was it a dream, that he and all the family had + looked on this man and simply been overcome by his dignity? + </p> + <p> + He couldn’t understand it. + </p> + <p> + Again the atmosphere of the dining-room was quite different from that + of the schoolroom, either before or directly after five. + </p> + <p> + “Present the young gentleman to your mamma,” said the + doctor, turning to William. + </p> + <p> + “May I do it?” asked Sietske. + </p> + <p> + Doctor Holsma nodded, and the little girl took Walter by the hand and + conducted him to a lady who sat at the head of the table preparing the + salad. + </p> + <p> + “Mamma, this is a young gentleman—oh, I must know your + name. What is your name?” + </p> + <p> + “Walter Pieterse.” + </p> + <p> + “This is Mr. Walter Pieterse, who has come to thank papa, + because he—he was sick; and he—the young gentleman is + going to stay for dinner, papa?”—the doctor nodded again—“and + he’s going to stay for dinner, mamma.” + </p> + <p> + “With mamma’s consent,” said the father. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, with mamma’s consent.” + </p> + <p> + Mevrouw Holsma spoke to Walter kindly and offered him a chair. It was + necessary, too. + </p> + <p> + Everything seemed so princely to Walter that he was glad to be seated. + Three-fourths of his little figure <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb165" + href="#pb165">165</a>]</span>was hidden under the table. That was + something gained. He was amazed at almost everything he saw and heard. + He folded his hands. + </p> + <p> + “Do you want to say a grace, little man?” asked the + doctor. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, M’nheer,” Walter stammered. + </p> + <p> + “A good custom. Do you always do that at the table?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, always—at warm meals, M’nheer!” + </p> + <p> + Those children had been taught good manners. Nobody smiled. + </p> + <p> + Walter bowed his head for a moment; and the doctor took advantage of + the opportunity to give the children a look of warning. They + remembered; and, if afterwards Walter discovered that he had cut a + singular figure in this household, they were not to blame. + </p> + <p> + “You do well to do it,” said Holsma. “We don’t + do it; and perhaps we do well not to.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” said the mother. “Everyone must act + according to his own conviction.” + </p> + <p> + This simple statement moved Walter more than any of them could have + imagined. He—a conviction! That short sentence of Mevrouw Holsma + attributed to him a dignity and importance that was strange to him, + and gave him a right he had never thought of before. Through the soup + he was thinking continually: “I may have a conviction!” + </p> + <p> + It never occurred to him that a thing could be interpreted otherwise + than it was interpreted for him by his mother or Stoffel, or some + other grown-up person. The whole question of praying, or not praying, + did not <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb166" href="#pb166">166</a>]</span>appear + so important to him as this new fact, that he could have a conviction. + His heart swelled. + </p> + <p> + The doctor, who understood Walter, recalled him from his thoughts. + </p> + <p> + “Everyone must act according to his conviction; and in order to + come to a conviction one has to reflect a long time over the matter. I + am convinced that our little guest would like to eat some of those + peas. Pass them to him, Sietske.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had grasped the import of Holsma’s words, and also the + meaning of this transition to the peas. Walter felt—without + putting his feelings into words—that the pedantry of the + schoolroom had been put aside at five o’clock, and that his host + merely wanted to give him a friendly warning against dogmatic bigotry, + without tainting the fresh, wholesome atmosphere of the dining-room. + </p> + <p> + Despite his shy, retiring nature—or, better, in connection with + this characteristic—Walter was an extremely intelligent boy. + This fact had escaped almost everybody he had come in contact with + because of his lack of self-confidence, which prevented him from + revealing his true self. He usually seemed to comprehend more slowly + than others; but this was because he was less easily satisfied with + the result of his thinking. His mind was exacting of knowledge. During + Walter’s sickness Holsma had remarked this peculiarity of the + boy, and his interest had been enlisted at once. + </p> + <p> + Walter’s shyness was due in a great measure to the manner in + which he had been taught what little he knew. Everything his teachers + taught him was looked <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb167" + href="#pb167">167</a>]</span>upon by them as something immutable and + irrefutable. Twice two is four, Prince so-and-so is a hero, good + children go to heaven, God is great, the Reform Church represents the + true faith, etc., etc. It was never hinted to him that there was any + room for doubt. Indeed, he was led to believe that his desire to know + more about things was improper and even sinful. + </p> + <p> + After all those extraordinary occurrences in the study, Walter was + prepared to expect almost anything in the way of the unusual, but that + William and Hermann, and even little Sietske, were allowed to help + their plates to whatever they wanted—that was more wonderful to + him than the aërial voyage of Elias. With Geneviève in the + famous wilderness—yes, even in Africa it couldn’t be any + more free and easy. He was continually surprised and taken off his + guard by the unwonted and unexpected. In fact, his thoughts were so + far away that when during dessert the little girl passed him a saucer + of cream—— + </p> + <p> + Ye gods, it happened and—I must tell it. Oh, if like the + chroniclers of old, I might put the blame on some privy councilor, + “who unfortunately advised,” etc. + </p> + <p> + But what privy councilor in the whole world could have advised Walter + to let that porcelain spoon tilt over the edge of the saucer and fall + into Sietske’s lap! He did it, he! + </p> + <p> + Oh, how sad it was. He had just begun to pull himself up in his chair. + Another moment and he would have actually been sitting. Perhaps he + might have said something soon. The name of a certain country in + Africa, which Sietske could not remember a moment <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb168" href="#pb168">168</a>]</span>before, had occurred to him. + It was not that he might seem smarter than Sietske that he was going + to speak out. No, it was only that he might seem a little less stupid + than himself. But now—that miserable spoon! + </p> + <p> + Before he had time to wonder how his awkwardness would be received, + Sietske was talking along smoothly about something else—just as + if this little “catastrophe” was a matter of course. + </p> + <p> + “Papa, you were going to tell us something about Olivier van + Noort.” + </p> + <p> + She arose, wiped off her little skirt and fetched Walter another spoon + from the buffet. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, papa, Olivier van Noort! You promised it, papa.” + </p> + <p> + All urged him to tell the story. Even Mevrouw Holsma manifested great + interest in it. Walter was aware that this conversation was intended + to cover up his accident. He was moved; for he was not accustomed to + anything like this. As Sietske took her seat again she noticed a tear + creeping down across his cheek. + </p> + <p> + “Mamma, I got a silver spoon. That’s just as good, isn’t + it? These porcelain things are so heavy and awkward. They’ve + fallen out of my hand three times; and Hermann can’t manage + them, either.” + </p> + <p> + The mother nodded to her. + </p> + <p> + “And how it is with Olivier van Noort?” + </p> + <p> + The door-bell rang, and almost immediately afterwards a gentleman + entered the room who was greeted by the children as Uncle Sybrand. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb169" href="#pb169">169</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The host now invited all to the garden and sent Hermann to the study + for a book. + </p> + <p> + “You young rascal, don’t you go now and maliciously break + that globe. It can’t help it.” + </p> + <p> + Then came the story of Admiral Olivier van Noort and the poor + Vice-Admiral Jan Claesz van Ilpendam, who was put ashore in the Strait + of Magellan for insubordination. It interested all, and called forth a + lively discussion, in which the entire family as well as the guests + took part. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb170" href="#pb170">170</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch21" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXI + </h2> + <p> + To readers of a certain class of fiction it will no doubt seem strange + if I say that Walter’s visit to the Holsma family influenced + greatly his spiritual development. Not immediately; but a seed had + been planted which was to grow later. He saw now that after all + independent thought was possible, even if he could not yet allow + himself that luxury. The mere knowledge that there were other opinions + in the world than those of his daily mentors was a long stride + forward. + </p> + <p> + He was depressed on account of his lack of knowledge. Those children + knew so much more than he did; and this made him sad. + </p> + <p> + They had spoken of someone who was startled to find footprints. Who + was it? The child had never heard of Defoe’s hermit. He asked + Stoffel. + </p> + <p> + “Footprints? Footprints? Well, you must tell me what footprints + you mean—whose footprints. You must give names when you ask + questions.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s right,” said the mother, “when you + want to know anything you must mention names. And Mevrouw made the + salad herself? Well, that’s strange. The girl must have been out + somewhere.” + </p> + <p> + As to other “strange” things, which were not likely to + meet the approbation of his family, Walter was silent. Not a word + about that Saturnalia, or the omission of grace at a “warm meal”! + Nor did he mention the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb171" + href="#pb171">171</a>]</span>liberties that were allowed the children, + or the freedom with which they joined in the conversation. Perhaps it + was a superfluous precaution. That bearskin would have been excused + for many shortcomings. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse asked repeatedly if he had been “respectable.” + Walter said he had, but without knowing exactly what she meant. That + affair with the spoon—had it been respectable? He didn’t + care to have this question decided—at least by his mother. But + it was nice of Sietske; and wouldn’t he have done the same? + </p> + <p> + He learned that the day was approaching when he must return to school. + More than ever he felt that this source of knowledge was insufficient + for him; but opposition was not to be thought of. He was dissatisfied + with himself, with everything. + </p> + <p> + “I shall never amount to anything,” he sighed. + </p> + <p> + His Lady Macbeth seemed uglier to him than ever. He tore her up. And + Ophelia? + </p> + <p> + Goodness! He hadn’t thought of Femke the whole day. Was it + because she was only a wash-girl, while the doctor’s children + were so aristocratic? Walter censured himself. + </p> + <p> + He took advantage of the first opportunity to pay his debt in that + quarter. For he felt that it was a debt; and this consciousness gave + him courage. Picture in hand, he passed the familiar fence this time + and knocked boldly on the door. His heart was thumping terribly; but + he must do it! In a moment he stood before Femke. The lady of his + heart was quietly darning stockings. It is hard on the writer; but + this little detail was a matter of indifference to Walter. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb172" href="#pb172">172</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh!” she cried, extending her hand. “Mother, this + is the young gentleman we saw that time—the little boy who was + so sick. And how are you now? You look pale.” + </p> + <p> + “Take a seat, little boy,” said the mother. “Yes, + you do look pale. Worms, of course.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, mother. The child has had nervous fever.” + </p> + <p> + “All right—fever, then; but it could be from worms. Give + him a cup, Femke. It won’t hurt you to drink coffee; but if it + were worms——” + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Claus’s worms were more in Walter’s way than the + stockings. + </p> + <p> + “Where does your mother have her washing done?” she asked. + “Not that I want to pump you—not at all. But if she isn’t + satisfied with her wash-woman—it sometimes happens, you + understand. Everybody must look out for himself; and I just thought I’d + mention it. Whenever there are any ink-spots Femke takes them out with + oxalic acid; and it never makes any holes—yes, it did happen + once, and we had to pay for a pair of cuffs. You can ask Femke.” + </p> + <p> + The fact was, he wanted to ask Femke something else; and she knew it. + The story of Aztalpa had left its marks on her mind. But she was + hampered very much like Walter was at home. She couldn’t say, + “Mother, speak a bit more Peruvian!” So she simply asked + what the roll was that he had in his hand. + </p> + <p> + Walter was confused, but he managed to stammer that it was a present + for her. Femke said she would always take good care of the picture. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother, “and you must iron out <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb173" href="#pb173">173</a>]</span>those + creases. We iron, too, little boy, and we deliver the clothes ready to + put on. Nobody can complain. You can tell your mother. And your collar—it + isn’t ironed nicely—and such bluing! Ask Femke. Femke, isn’t + the blue in stripes?” + </p> + <p> + His collar not ironed nicely? and blued in stripes? And the infallible + Pietro had laundered it! Even here, were there differences in method + and conception? And in this respect, too, was the Pieterse tradition + not the only one that brought happiness? + </p> + <p> + Femke was on nettles. She studied Ophelia, wondering who she was, and + tried to turn the conversation. At last something occurred to her. It + was necessary for her to run some errand or other, and “the + young gentleman” could “accompany” her a part of the + way. + </p> + <p> + “As far as I’m concerned,” said the mother. + </p> + <p> + The young couple retired, taking one of those ways which in the + neighborhood of Amsterdam are simply called “the ways.” + That is all they are. Whoever walks there for pleasure must take a + good stock of impressions with him, in order to escape tedium. + </p> + <p> + But Walter and Femke were not lacking in this respect. Walter had so + much to tell Femke that he could scarcely hope to get through; and + she, too, had thought of him more than she was willing to admit, and + more than he had any idea of. She began by saying that she hadn’t + told her mother of her unfriendly reception by Walter’s mother + and sisters, because she didn’t want her mother—— + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Femke—and you thought I would come?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” said Femke, hesitating, but still with a <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb174" href="#pb174">174</a>]</span>readiness + that delighted Walter. “Yes, of course I expected to see you + again. And I had a mass said for your recovery.” + </p> + <p> + “Really?” said Walter, who hardly knew what it meant. + “You did that for me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and I prayed, too. I should have been sad if you had died. + For I believe you are a good boy.” + </p> + <p> + “I ought to have come sooner; and I wanted to, but—Femke, + I was afraid.” + </p> + <p> + He related to her how he had been near her on Sunday. The girl + attributed his timidity to his diffidence toward her mother. + </p> + <p> + “My mother is a good woman. She wouldn’t hurt anybody, but—you + understand. She doesn’t mix with people much. I understand the + world better, because, you see, I was a nurse for three weeks. I was + only substituting; I was too young to be a real nurse. It was at a + relation’s of ours, where the girl was sick. You know we really + come of a good family. But that makes no difference. Tell me, are you + well and strong again?” + </p> + <p> + Walter told her now all about his sickness, and soon he came + involuntarily to the thing that gave him most trouble, his defective + knowledge. + </p> + <p> + “All the children know French; but at our school it isn’t + taught. It’s impossible to be a great man without knowing + French.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had difficulty in explaining to her that he meant something + other than the possession of three houses, though that might not be + bad. + </p> + <p> + “I should like—you understand? I should like—yes—I + should like—how shall I explain?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb175" href="#pb175">175</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The sovereignty of Africa was on the end of his tongue; but he didn’t + have the courage to put his dreams into words. + </p> + <p> + “You know, Femke, that we live here in Europe. Now, down there + in the south, far away—I will draw it for you. We can sit down + here and I will show you exactly what I mean.” + </p> + <p> + He selected some small sticks suitable for making outlines on the + ground, then he and Femke sat down on a low pile of boards. He + proceeded to scratch up the sand for some distance around. + </p> + <p> + “That is Europe. The earth is round; that is, it consists of two + halves, like a doughnut. You see, it looks like a pair of spectacles. + With that half we are not concerned. That’s America. You can put + your feet on it if you want to. Here is where we live; there is + England; and here is Africa. The people there are uncivilized. They + can’t read, and they don’t wear many clothes. But when a + traveler comes along they are very nice to him—the book says so. + I’m going down there and teach all the people to read and give + them clothes and see to it that there is no injustice done in the + whole land. And then we will——” + </p> + <p> + “I, too?” asked Femke in amazement. + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly! I wanted to ask you if you were willing to go + with me. We will be man and wife, you understand; so when I get to be + king you will be——” + </p> + <p> + “I? Queen?” + </p> + <p> + She laughed. Involuntarily she rose and trampled to pieces all the + kingdoms that Walter had just laid at her feet. + </p> + <p> + “But—won’t you be my wife?” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb176" href="#pb176">176</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, you boy! How did you get such nonsense into your head? You + are still a child!” + </p> + <p> + “Will you wait then till I’m grown up? Will you let me be + your friend?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly! Only you mustn’t think of that nonsense—not + that you may not go to Africa later. Why not? Many people go on + journeys. Formerly there lived a carpenter near us, and he went to the + Haarlem with his whole family. But—marrying!” + </p> + <p> + She laughed again. It pained Walter. The poor boy’s first + proposal was turning out badly. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly Femke became serious. + </p> + <p> + “I know that you are a good boy; and I think a great deal of + you.” + </p> + <p> + “And I!” cried Walter. “Femke, I have thought of you + all the time—when I was sick—in my fever—I don’t + know what I thought of in my fever, but I think it must have been you. + And I talked to the picture I painted for you as if it were you; and + that picture answered like you and looked like you. I was Kusco and + Telasco, and you were Aztalpa, the daughter of the sun. Tell me, + Femke, may I be your friend?” + </p> + <p> + The girl reflected a moment; and in her pure, innocent heart she felt + the desire to do good. Was that seventeen-year-old girl conscious of + the influence that Walter’s childish soul exerted upon her? + Scarcely. But she wanted to give him a less cruel answer. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, certainly you shall be my friend. But—but——” + </p> + <p> + She was hunting for some excuse that would not hurt him, and still let + him see the difference in their ages. He had grown during his illness, + to be sure, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb177" href="#pb177">177</a>]</span>but + still—she could have carried him on her arm. And he had dreamed + of rescuing her from a fire! + </p> + <p> + “My friend, yes. But then you must do everything that I require.” + </p> + <p> + “Everything, everything! Tell me quick what I can do for you.” + </p> + <p> + It was painful for the girl. She didn’t know what she should + require; but she was under the necessity of naming something. She had + always heard that it was good for children to study hard. What if she + should spur him on to do that? + </p> + <p> + “Listen, Walter. Just for fun I told my mother that you were the + best in school.” + </p> + <p> + “I?” cried Walter abashed. + </p> + <p> + “Study hard and be the first in school inside the next three + months,” said Femke to the conqueror of continents, unaware of + the sarcasm that lay in her words. “Otherwise, you see, my + mother might think I had made fun of you; and I don’t want that + to happen. If you will only do that——” + </p> + <p> + “I will do it, Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “Then you must go home and begin at once.” + </p> + <p> + Thus she sent him away. As she told him “Good-bye” she + noticed all at once that he was too large for her to kiss. A few hours + later, when Father Jansen was calling on her mother and incidentally + saw Walter’s painting, Walter suddenly became a child again. The + priest had said that in Dutch Ophelia meant Flora, who was the + patron-saint of roses and forget-me-nots. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, that picture is from a little boy, a very small boy. He’s + about ten years old—or nine. He’s certainly not older than + nine!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb178" href="#pb178">178</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Girl, you are foolish!” cried the mother. “The boy + is fifteen.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that may be—but I just meant that he’s still + only a child.” + </p> + <p> + She stuck Ophelia away in some hidden nook, and Mrs. Claus and Father + Jansen never saw that new edition of the old flower-goddess again. + </p> + <p> + “Femke, I will do it!” Walter had said. + </p> + <p> + There was really reason to believe that he would learn faster now; but + Pennewip’s instruction would wear Femke’s colors. Walter + knew very well that in requiring this service she had had his own + welfare in view; but this showed her interest in him, and was not so + bad. How would it have looked, he thought, if, after all that had gone + before, he had answered: “Everything except that!” + </p> + <p> + Of course he would have greatly preferred to serve his lady on some + journey full of adventure. But one cannot select for one’s self + heroic deeds. In these days Hercules and St. George would have to put + up with <span class="corr" id="xd0e3980" title="Source: minature"> + miniature</span> dragons. + </p> + <p> + At all events, Walter took hold of his work in earnest. He studied his + “Ippel,” his “Strabbe,” his “National + History” and even the “Gender of Nouns,” and + everything else necessary to the education of a good Netherlander. + Poetry was included; and Walter’s accomplishments along this + line were such that other “Herculeses” might have envied + him. + </p> + <p> + He had never read the stories of tournaments. No enchantress gave him + a charmed coat of mail; no Minerva put the head of Medusa on his + shield—no, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb179" href="#pb179">179</a>]</span>nothing + of all that. But—Keesje, the butcher’s boy, might look + sharp for his laurels! + </p> + <p> + In justice to Walter it must be said that he gave his opponent fair + warning, in true knightly style. + </p> + <p> + At the end of three months Walter was actually the first in his + classes. Pennewip was compelled to take notice of it. + </p> + <p> + “It is strange,” he remarked. “I might say that it + is remarkable. Yes, in a way, it is unprecedented—without a + parallel!” + </p> + <p> + At home the result was that a great council was held regarding Walter’s + future. He didn’t want to become a compositor; and to be a + sailor—that would have suited him, but his mother was opposed to + it. Stoffel, too, objected on the ground that usually only young + people who are worthless on land are sent to sea. + </p> + <p> + Thus Walter’s plans for conquest were slipping away from him. He + was not attracted by the brilliant careers that were proposed: They + left Africa out of account. He didn’t want to be a + school-teacher, or a shoemaker, or a clerk, or a counter-jumper. + </p> + <p> + However, after all authorities had been heard, Stoffel came to the + conclusion that Walter was peculiarly well fitted for “business.” + Juffrouw Pieterse agreed with him thoroughly. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb180" href="#pb180">180</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch22" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXII + </h2> + <p> + “A responsible business firm wants a young man (Dt. Ref.) of + good family. He must be moral, well-behaved and not under fifteen + years old. Prospect of salary if diligent and reliable. Good treatment + guaranteed. Address written applications in own handwriting to ‘Business,’ + care E. Maaskamp’s book and art store, Nieuwendyk, Amsterdam.” + </p> + <p> + The writer cannot recall what sort of art publications E. Maaskamp was + dealing in just at that time, and will not make any guesses, for fear + of getting the reader into chronological difficulties. If it should + become necessary in writing Walter’s history, the writer would + have no compunctions of conscience in putting the republic after + Louis, or William I. before the republic. + </p> + <p> + And as for that “Dt. Ref.”—Dutch Reform—in the + advertisement—that gives the writer no trouble. He knows very + well that “Dt. Ref.” as a necessary qualification for + servants, apprentices, etc., was introduced after E. Maaskamp’s + pictures had been forgotten. Nevertheless, it must be insisted upon + that the aforesaid abbreviation was in the advertisement which was now + occupying the undivided attention of the Pieterses. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb181" href="#pb181">181</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “There couldn’t be anything more fortunate,” said + the mother. “What do you think, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, it couldn’t be better.” + </p> + <p> + “What pleases me especially is the ‘well-behaved.’” + </p> + <p> + “Moral and well-behaved, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, moral and well-behaved—do you hear, Walter? Just as + I have always said. And ‘prospect of salary.’ What do you + think of that, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother; but—he must be ‘diligent and reliable.’” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter, you must be diligent and reliable. Haven’t I + always told you that? And they require ‘Dt. Ref.’; but you + are that, thank God.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, he’s that all right.” + </p> + <p> + “Stoffel, don’t you think you’d better write the + letter?” + </p> + <p> + “But it says ‘in own handwriting.’” + </p> + <p> + “That’s so! But if you write the letter in your own + handwriting—that will be better than for such a child to write + it.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel had some difficulty in making it plain to his mother that + “own handwriting” meant Walter’s own handwriting; + but she finally saw the point, and Walter was given a seat at the + table. + </p> + <p> + “Well? What must I write at the top?” + </p> + <p> + “Now, have you forgotten that again? Such a simple thing? Have + you got down the date? Then write ‘Gentlemen,’ in business + style. It says, ‘responsible business firm.’” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother, “and add that your father + had a business, too. We sold shoes from Paris. Otherwise they will + think we’re only shoemakers.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb182" href="#pb182">182</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And write that you are the first in school.” + </p> + <p> + “And that you belong to the Dutch Reform Church.” + </p> + <p> + “And that you are moral and well-behaved.” + </p> + <p> + “And that you are diligent and reliable. Don’t you see, + you may get a salary then right away.” + </p> + <p> + At last the letter was ready. It only remained to stamp it and post + it. But why couldn’t the young applicant deliver the letter in + person and save the postage? Stoffel thought there would be no + impropriety in such a course. Even a responsible business firm ought + to overlook such a detail. + </p> + <p> + With a heavy heart Walter started out on his important errand. He was + entering the real world, and was about to become a worshiper of the + great god of “business.” He was depressed by his lack of + confidence, and felt that it was unbecoming in himself to make + application to a “responsible business firm.” + </p> + <p> + If he met a man that looked well-to-do, he would ask himself if the + gentleman was a “business man,” and belonged to a “responsible + business firm.” This last high-sounding expression embodied + mysteries which he did not attempt to understand. He would learn it + all later. + </p> + <p> + Walter stammered an excuse to the young fellow in the shop for not + having sent his letter by post. The fellow didn’t understand + him, but threw the letter carelessly into a box containing a few dozen + others that were awaiting the favorable consideration of Messrs. + Motto, Business & Co. + </p> + <p> + The fellow was busy with some Turkish battles in glaring colors, and + declined to enter into any conversation <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb183" href="#pb183">183</a>]</span>with our hero. Walter’s + mouth watered for a bright picture of Grecian chivalry. But what good + did it do? He had no money; and, besides, he was out for business, not + for heroic deeds. + </p> + <p> + “Later!” he thought. + </p> + <p> + Arrived at home he received the usual scolding. His mother maintained + that he had certainly not entered the shop in a “respectable” + manner; otherwise the young gentleman would have given him a + friendlier reception. She was afraid that those excellent gentlemen, + Motto, Business & Co., would take this into consideration to his + detriment. + </p> + <p> + “And you say there were already a whole lot of letters there? + You see, Stoffel—if he only isn’t too late! That’s + the way—those people would break their necks or be first. And + who knows but what some of them are Roman Catholics? I wonder if they + all think they’re moral and well-behaved. You can just see what + kind of people there are in the world!” + </p> + <p> + Walter had to go back to Maaskamp’s and get the address of the + firm in question. The idea was for him to call on the firm in person + and thus get ahead of everybody else. Juffrouw Pieterse wanted to bet + her ears that not a one of the other applicants could boast of a + father who had sold Parisian shoes. + </p> + <p> + “Tell them that! Your father never took a stitch in his life. He + didn’t even know how to. It’s only to prove that we had a + business, too. He never had an awl in his hand—isn’t it + so, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + Those eminently respectable gentlemen, Motto, Business & Co., + lived—I don’t know where they lived; but they had founded + on the Zeedyk a cigar store and <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb184" + href="#pb184">184</a>]</span>a circulating library. It was probably + not far from the place where six or eight centuries earlier a few + fishermen had founded the greatest commercial city of Europe. + </p> + <p> + Walter found one of those worthy gentlemen behind the counter. He was + in his shirt-sleeves, and was engaged in weighing out some snuff for + an old woman. “Business” was evidently being carried on. + </p> + <p> + As Walter had formed no conception of “responsible business + firm,” he was far from thinking that the gentlemen had claimed + too much for themselves. With his peculiar timidity he even reproached + himself for not having understood the conception “business” + before. + </p> + <p> + Now he understood it. Business meant to stand behind a counter, in + shirt-sleeves, and weigh snuff. And, too, on the Zeedyk. + </p> + <p> + The cigar store occupied only half the width of the house, and was + connected with the circulating library by a side door. Motto, Business + & Co. were simultaneously cultivating two industries: those who + didn’t care for snuff or tobacco could get something to read, + and vice versa. + </p> + <p> + Over the shelves, on the tobacco side, were posted signs bearing the + assurance that something was “manufactured” here. + Differing entirely from the Pieterses, these gentlemen seemed to think + that to make a thing meant more than merely to sell it. We leave the + question undecided. + </p> + <p> + Was it true that this business firm manufactured anything? The only + thing they manufactured was the paper bags that were to be pasted + together by the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb185" href="#pb185">185</a>]</span>moral, + well-behaved, diligent and reliable young man who was a member of the + Dutch Reform Church. + </p> + <p> + The amount of business done was small, the profits barely paying the + rent. The wicked world on the Zeedyk even said that the two blue + porcelain vases bearing in old-fashioned letters the inscriptions + “Rappee” and “Zinking,” had been borrowed from + a second-hand dealer in the neighborhood, and that the good man came + by every day to look after his property. + </p> + <p> + The shop was small, and was closed off in the rear by a green curtain, + which was calculated to make customers think there was something more + beyond. To be exact, there <i>was</i> something beyond that curtain. + There hung a dilapidated mirror, consoling with a lonely chair, which + was now ornamented by the coat of the worthy senior partner; and + leaning against the wall was a half-round table, on which a + pomatum-pot was making fun of a comb because for years it had been + expecting to grow new teeth. Business was not so exacting but that Mr. + Motto could devote a little spare time to the improvement of his + personal beauty. He had succeeded in developing two beautiful bunches + of hair on the sides of his face. They cost him much pains and grease; + but they were the delight of all the ladies who entered the shop. + </p> + <p> + “And so you want to go into business, do you?” asked Mr. + Motto, after he had given the old woman a “pinch” from the + jar. “What all have you studied? Reading, writing, arithmetic, + French? Eh? And what are your parents.” + </p> + <p> + “They dealt in shoes—from Paris, M’neer. But I <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb186" href="#pb186">186</a>]</span>don’t + know French. Arithmetic—yes. Went through Strabbe.” + </p> + <p> + “And you know arithmetic, do you? How much then is a Pietje and + a half?” + </p> + <p> + Walter stammered that he didn’t know. Does the reader know? + </p> + <p> + “But you must know that if you expect to calculate. And you don’t + know what a Pietje is? Do you know the difference between a sesthalf + and a shilling? And between a dollar and a twenty-eight piece? Look——” + </p> + <p> + Mr. Motto pulled out the cash-drawer and seemed to be hunting for a + dollar; but for some reason or other he decided to make out with a + sesthalf. This he laid on the counter and asked Walter to imagine a + shilling lying beside it. He then proceeded to test Walter’s + knowledge of business by asking him to point out the differences + between the two coins. Mr. Motto claimed that in business one must + know these details thoroughly. + </p> + <p> + And Mr. Motto was right about it. At that time there were more + different kinds of money in the Netherlands than there are in Germany + now. To be able to distinguish the various coins readily and make + change accurately a regular course of study was necessary. Just as a + law was about to be passed to confer the title, “Doctor of + Numismatics,” on examination, the secretary of the treasury + discovered that all this trouble could be spared by simplifying the + money. He became very unpopular after this. + </p> + <p> + In Walter’s time, though, such a reform had not been thought of. + The florin had twenty stivers; the regular Holland dollar had fifty + stivers, the Zeeland <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb187" href="#pb187">187</a>]</span>dollar + had forty-two. The dollar was worth a florin and a half, and the gold + florin was called a “twenty-eight,” because it contained + twenty-eight stivers. The coins were well-worn and seldom exhibited + any traces of inscriptions, milling, etc. Matters were further + complicated by three-florin pieces and ducats of sixty-three stivers, + not to mention any other coins. + </p> + <p> + For Walter the money question was a serious one. + </p> + <p> + “And you don’t know French, either?” in a tone that + was scarcely encouraging. + </p> + <p> + “No——” mournfully. + </p> + <p> + “And would your parents put up cash security for you?” + </p> + <p> + Walter didn’t understand the question. + </p> + <p> + “Caution. Don’t you understand? Security! There’s + lots of money handled, and I must know who I’m turning the shop + over to. And—do you know Danish?” + </p> + <p> + Mr. Motto did not always speak grammatically. + </p> + <p> + “No—M’neer.” + </p> + <p> + “What! Nor Danish, either? But Danish sailors come in here to + buy tobacco, and then you need to speak Danish. In a business like + this here you must know all languages. That’s the main thing—otherwise + your cake’s dough! I’ve even had Greeks to come in here.” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s heart gave a jump. What heroic deeds might they not do + on such occasions! + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Greeks; but they were drunk and wanted a smoke for + nothing. We don’t do it that way. The main thing is to look out + for the little things. Otherwise your cake’s dough, you + understand. Yes, in <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb188" href="#pb188">188</a>]</span>business + you must know all languages, otherwise you can’t talk to the + customers. That’s the main thing. But that will be all right if + your parents can deposit a caution. Sometimes there are at least ten + florins in the cash-drawer, you know; and in business a man must have + security. That’s the main thing. Otherwise your cake’s + dough; you can see that for yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “My father is dead,” said Walter, as if that fact rendered + the cash security unnecessary. He didn’t know anything else to + say. + </p> + <p> + “That so? Dead! Yes, it often happens. Dead? All right! But + haven’t you a mother who can pay for you?” + </p> + <p> + “I—will—ask—her,” Walter stammered. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. Ask her right away; for you know in business things + are done in a hurry. Said, done! That’s the main thing. + Otherwise your cake’s dough. Here is another shop, and you will + have work to do in there, too—if your mother can put up the + money. That’s the main thing.” + </p> + <p> + Mr. Motto conducted Walter into the circulating library. On three + sides of the room were bookcases reaching to the rather low ceiling. + For the rest, the place was provided with a ladder to be used in + gathering such fruits of literature as hung out of reach. And then + there was a big, thick book, in which the diligent and reliable young + man of Protestant faith was to enroll the names of the people who paid + a dubbeltje a week for a book. It’s cheaper now. + </p> + <p> + “You see,” said Mr. Motto, “that is the book, so to + say the great book. You understand bookkeeping, don’t you?” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb189" href="#pb189">189</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Unfortunately Walter had to admit that he had not yet studied that + branch. + </p> + <p> + “Nor bookkeeping, either? Boy! that’s the main thing in + business. If a man can’t do that his cake’s dough. It’s + very simple. You write down who takes out a book, with the day and + date and street and number. And when they bring the book back you + drawn a line through it; and you’ve got a pretty kettle of fish + if you don’t do it. When you don’t know the people you + must——” + </p> + <p> + “Ask for a deposit!” cried Walter quickly, rejoiced that + he knew something. It’s doubtful if he knew what he was to draw + the line through. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, a deposit. A florin a week for a volume. Then, you + understand, when a volume’s gone, the cake’s dough with + that volume. Later I will explain to you everything about the cigars + and tobacco; but first I must know whether your mother—ask her + right away! And now I’ve explained everything to you at least + half a dozen times. For there’s no lack of boys that want to go + into business; but when it comes to Moses and the Prophets—then + they set the bow-sails. And that’s the main thing. Otherwise you + look a little delicate, but I must know first if your mother can + deposit a caution. <i>Adieu!</i>” + </p> + <p> + Walter went home in a peculiar frame of mind. At first the family did + not think favorably of that “cash security.” Stoffel, + however, had often heard of such things, and negotiations were opened + with the said firm. It was finally agreed that a deposit of one + hundred florins should be made, for which the firm agreed to pay 3½% + interest. <span class="corr" id="xd0e4168" title="Source: Juffrow"> + Juffrouw</span> Pieterse was <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb190" + href="#pb190">190</a>]</span>not quite satisfied with this, as she was + accustomed to getting 4%; but “one must do something for one’s + children.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel, who represented the Pieterses in these negotiations, was + surprised that he never got to see more than the first half of the + firm—or, better, the first third. He even took the liberty of + remarking on the peculiar circumstance, when he learned that the + “Co.” was merely ornamental, while “Business” + existed only in Mr. Motto’s imagination. In fact that handsome + and worthy gentleman alone constituted the “responsible business + firm,” and like an Atlas carried on his broad shoulders all the + responsibilities incident to such a complicated and extensive + undertaking. It was quite natural that he should desire to put a part + of the burden on the back of some diligent, reliable Protestant boy, + who could furnish cash security. For that was “the main thing.” + </p> + <p> + On the library side Walter developed a diligence against which only + one thing could be urged: it was prejudicial to the tobacco industry + adjoining. If he had smoked as much as he read, he would have made + himself sick; and even his reading wasn’t the best thing in the + world for his health. + </p> + <p> + He devoured everything indiscriminately—whether ripe or green. + Most of that literary fruit was green. In a short time he was able to + foretell the fate of the hero with a certainty that would have piqued + the author. The cleverest literary craftsman couldn’t let the + poor orphan boy be as poor as a church mouse for ten pages, but that + Walter would see the flashing of the stars and knightly crucifixes + with which he was <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb191" href="#pb191">191</a>]</span>to + be decked out on the last page. One might think this would cause him + to lose interest in the book; but, no! He was constant to the end—to + the official triumph. For him it would have been a sin to call to the + Saxons and Normans a second too soon: “See if Ivanhoe isn’t + going to smash that big-mouthed Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert!” And + all the time he felt as if he were—Ivanhoe? No, as if he were + the deity, who must give the hero strength to overcome that infamous + scoundrel, Brian de Bois-Guilbert. + </p> + <p> + Then all at once the door-bell would ring, and the magnanimous Walter + would have to occupy himself with things less chivalrous. + </p> + <p> + The only thing he could do in such moments was to weigh accurately, + and not give anybody a cigar from the “tens” instead of + from the “eights.” Such conscienciousness, however, was + futile, for in the cigar-boxes were cigars that ought to have been + called “twenties.” Mr. Motto said that the customers were + usually drunk, and that it was all right to give them cabbage leaves + to smoke. “You must size up your customer. That’s the main + thing.” + </p> + <p> + This was something Walter never could learn. With him, ten was ten, + eight eight—no matter who the customer was. To take an unfair + advantage, or tell a lie never occurred to him. From fear or + embarrassment he might possibly tell an untruth; but if he had been + asked a second time—— + </p> + <p> + As strange as it may seem, this aversion to lying and deception was + nourished by the books he read. The brave knight fought till he was + victorious, or dead. Only the fatally wounded surrendered. All <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb192" href="#pb192">192</a>]</span>this had + Walter’s hearty endorsement: He would not have acted + differently. The beautiful heroine was loved by everybody; and the + rejected suitors died of despair, or joined some desperate band. All + quite proper. The good remained steadfast, in spite of the Devil and + all his machinations—yes, in spite of tedium. Once selected by + the author to be a high-toned, moral hero—then spotless + garments! Walter wondered if such a one could have a pain in the + stomach, or suffer other inconvenience. Certainly not in books! + </p> + <p> + He did not know that such perfection was humbug. He was satisfied when + the characters in such novels did what was required of them by the + author. The villains were always betraying somebody; the heroes killed + everything that got in their way; and the beautiful virgins charmed + everybody. Even God, the God of romance, did his duty much better than—but + that’s another detail. + </p> + <p> + Yesterday on the Zeedyk a big boy had beaten a little fellow. That + ought to happen in a book. How all the knights would have come + running! Walter, too, was going to—but how could he help it if + his employer called him back? “What in the devil have you got to + do with that? Your work is here in the store. You attend to your own + business now, and don’t mix yourself in other people’s + brawls. That’s the main thing!” + </p> + <p> + As a rule of conduct, this was not just what Walter was used to in his + novels. + </p> + <p> + Despite such interruptions he continued his reading. He was almost + ready to begin on the last section of <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb193" href="#pb193">193</a>]</span>books, when he came to the + store one morning and found everything locked up and under seal. + </p> + <p> + The worthy Mr. Motto, it seems, had gone to America, as a sailor; and + doubtless that was the “main thing.” The unfortunate owner + of the two snuff-vases had a big law suit over them. The point was + whether they were a part of the assets, or not. + </p> + <p> + On the Zeedyk at Amsterdam such processes must be tried according to + Roman law; but as the Romans did not use snuff there is nothing said + about “Rappee” in the Roman laws. The writer doesn’t + know how the matter finally turned out. It is to be hoped that + everybody got what was coming to him. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse, however, did not recover her hundred florins; and, + as usual, she groaned: “There’s always trouble with this + boy.” + </p> + <p> + Walter couldn’t help her. He had his own troubles: he had been + cruelly interrupted in his reading. Of course the mysterious parentage + of the young robber was perfectly clear to him; but still one likes to + see whether one has guessed correctly, or not. <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb194" href="#pb194">194</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch23" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXIII + </h2> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e4214" title="Not in source"> “</span>Do + you think stivers grow on my back?” asked the mother the next + day. “You still don’t earn a doit! Do you have to buy + tobacco for old soldiers?” + </p> + <p> + Walter had nothing to say. Recently his mother had given him a + shilling to give to Holsma’s maid. Walter neglected to do this, + and spent one stiver of the money on snuff for an old soldier. + </p> + <p> + The mother continued her tirade, making use of the word “prodigue,” + prodigal. + </p> + <p> + “No, mother,” said Stoffel, “that isn’t it. He’s + behind in everything. He doesn’t know yet how to handle money, + that’s it!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes. He doesn’t know how to handle money! All the other + children at his age—when they have a stiver they either save it + or buy themselves something. And he—what does he do? He goes and + gives it away! Boy, boy, will you never learn any sense?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was cut to the quick by the accusation of wastefulness and + prodigality. In his eyes a prodigal was somebody, a man! “Prodigue, + prodigue,” he murmured. He knew the word. + </p> + <p> + In one of the bedrooms hung a series of crude, highly colored pictures + illustrating the story of the prodigal son. The pictures were French; + and a study <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb195" href="#pb195">195</a>]</span>of + the titles convinced the family that “prodigue” could mean + nothing but prodigal in the worst sense, <i>i. e.</i>, “lost.” + Stoffel had maintained this proposition against one of his colleagues, + till that one drew a lexicon on him. + </p> + <p> + After much argument it was decided to compromise on the “mistake” + in the French Bible by allowing “prodigue” to have + sometimes the meaning of “extravagant.” Those pictures had + afforded Walter much food for thought. + </p> + <p> + <i>First picture:</i> The “lost” or prodigal son tells his + father good-bye. The old gentleman wears a purple coat. Very pretty—but + the prodigal himself! A mantle floated about his shoulders—it + seemed to be windy in the colonnade. It was princely; and his turkish + trousers were of pure gold. At his side was a bent sabre, and on his + head a turban, with a stone in it—certainly onyx, or sardonox, + or a pearl, or a precious stone—or whatever it might be! + </p> + <p> + The old gentleman seemed to be out of humor; but no wonder—all + those loaded camels, and the slaves, and all the accessories for that + long, long journey! A negro, as black as pitch, was holding a horse by + the rein. Another negro was holding the stirrup, and seemed to say: + “Off to the Devil; prodigal, get on!” + </p> + <p> + What boy wouldn’t have been a prodigal son? The bent sabre alone + was worth the sin. + </p> + <p> + <i>Second picture:</i> Hm—hm. Wicked, wicked! Why, certainly; + but not for Walter, who in his innocence attached no importance to the + extravagant dresses of the “Juffrouwen.” It was sufficient + that all were eating and drinking bountifully, and that they <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb196" href="#pb196">196</a>]</span>were in + good <span class="corr" id="xd0e4250" title="Source: spirts"> spirits</span> + and enjoying themselves. How prettily one of the girls, in glossy + silk, was leaning over the shoulder of the “lost” one! How + much nicer to be lost than found!—anyway, that was the + impression the feast made on Walter. The true purpose of the picture—to + deter people from a life of dissoluteness—escaped Walter + entirely. Perhaps he knew what it meant; but in his heart he felt that + it meant something else. What attracted him most was not the food and + drink, under which the table “groaned,” nor the sinful + sensuality painted on the faces of the ladies. It was the freedom and + unconventionality of the company that charmed him. In order to + emphasize the idea of prodigality, the painter had allowed some big + dogs to upset an open cask of wine. + </p> + <p> + The wine was streaming, and straying away as if it were the lost + sinner. This pleased Walter immensely. None of the guests seemed to + notice such a small trifle, not even the waiters. This ought to have + happened just once in the Pieterse home—and even if it were only + a stein of beer! + </p> + <p> + The artist says to himself, Do you suppose I didn’t foresee the + seductive influence of such a picture? The next one makes it all + right! + </p> + <p> + Well, maybe so. + </p> + <p> + <i>Third picture:</i> Magnificent. How romantic this wilderness! Oh, + to sit there on that boulder and stare into the immeasurable depths of + the universe—alone! + </p> + <p> + To think, think, think! + </p> + <p> + No schoolmaster, no mother, brother, or anyone to <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb197" href="#pb197">197</a>]</span>say what he must do with his + heart, with his time, with his elbows, or with his breeches! That’s + the way Walter saw it. The young man there didn’t even have on + breeches; and he looked as if he wouldn’t have been ashamed to + stretch himself out on his back, with his arms over his head, and + watch with wide-open eyes the passing of the moon and stars. Walter + asked himself what he would think of when he had founded such an + empire of solitude. + </p> + <p> + Hm! Femke could sit on the boulder with him. Prodigal son—oh, + sin divine with her! He was surprised that in the whole Bible there + was only one prodigal son. Of all sins this seemed to him the most + seductive. + </p> + <p> + And the desert was so—endurable. There were trees in it, which + one could climb, when one really got lost, or use to build a nice + little cabin—for Femke, of course. + </p> + <p> + The prodigal in the picture didn’t seem to have thought of all + that. Why wasn’t the Juffrouw in green silk with him? She will + come soon, Walter said to himself. Perhaps she’s not quite + through with her prodigality. If she would only hurry up and come! He + longs for her. But that is the only annoyance that a genuine prodigal + takes with him from the profane world into that capital wilderness. + </p> + <p> + It must be remarked in passing, however, that the hogs with which that + picture was equipped looked ugly. The pious artist had made them + shield-bearers of sin, and had supplied their physiognomies with all + kinds of horrible features. And, too, the trough looked dirty. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb198" href="#pb198">198</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + If it happens to me, said Walter, I’ll take sheep with me; and + Femke can card the wool. + </p> + <p> + The artist ought to admit that even this third picture is inadequate + to inspire a proper disgust for prodigality. + </p> + <p> + And the fourth one? No better. + </p> + <p> + The old gentleman is excessively friendly. We are again in the + colonnade, where the camels have just waited so patiently. One of the + slaves clasps his hands and looks toward heaven—because he’s + glad, of course, that little Walter has come back. + </p> + <p> + He? The real Walter? Returned home, and friendly received in his high + rank of a “has-been” and “recovered” prodigal? + Oh, no! + </p> + <p> + And that fatted calf! In direct opposition to the custom that was + familiar to Walter! It worried the boy. Juffrouw Pieterse never + slaughtered anything. She ran a weekly account with Keesje’s + father; and even a roast was a rarity. + </p> + <p> + There was no prospect of a fatted calf, whether he became a prodigal + or not. But that didn’t keep the rank of a prodigal from being + higher than that of a stupid boy who didn’t know how to handle + money. + </p> + <p> + He was encouraged to think that he was indebted to his friendly enemy, + Juffrouw Laps, for something. She always cited the Bible, and spoke + continually of feeding swine. Walter wanted to answer: “That’s + very nice, Juffrouw Laps, but can’t it be sheep this time?” + </p> + <p> + He knew very well that she had never had any passion for carding, and + consequently was not interested <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb199" + href="#pb199">199</a>]</span>in that blue muffler, which would be so + becoming to Femke’s favorite sheep. + </p> + <p> + But she assured him that he was a prodigal; and that was enough. + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I’ve always said!” replied + Juffrouw Pieterse. “What does he do but squander his mother’s + money? If that man wants snuff, let him buy it. The king pays him. I + have to work too hard for my money. Don’t I, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother; but it’s only childishness in Walter!” + </p> + <p> + “Childishness! That’s what I call it.” + </p> + <p> + “No it isn’t!” cried the pious Laps. “He’s + on the straight road to the trough of Luke 15. He will eat husks! Do + you think the Master doesn’t carry out his parables? Just send + him to me. The pastors are to blame for it. They don’t explain + the Bible. Send him to me.” + </p> + <p> + “If I only knew how he gets such things into his head!” + </p> + <p> + “You don’t know? It’s arrogance!” + </p> + <p> + She spoke the truth. + </p> + <p> + “Arrogance, Arrogance pure and simple—just as it was in + Belshazzar, or Sennacherib, or Nebuchadnezzar.” + </p> + <p> + How thankful Walter was! If at this moment he had had a letter to + write—preferably to Femke—he would have boasted of being + as wicked as three old kings put together. + </p> + <p> + “Arrogance!” repeated Juffrouw Laps. “Gold on top, + iron in the middle, and feet of clay. The Master will overthrow him. + Send him to me.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb200" + href="#pb200">200</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + This invitation to turn over the royal villain to her for religious + instruction was repeated so often that it was necessary to give her an + answer. + </p> + <p> + “But, dear Juffrouw, the boy don’t want to. He’s + stubborn; and what can one do with such a child?” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew that his mother was not quite truthful; but, after his + former experience with his friendly enemy, he found it desirable to + keep quiet. When pressed, however, for an explanation he said: + </p> + <p> + “The man wanted snuff, and nobody would give him any; so I——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps knew enough. Walter was as good as her prisoner: she now + knew exactly how to take his fortifications, if they could be taken at + all. + </p> + <p> + “If he doesn’t want to come to me, don’t compel him,” + she said sweetly on leaving. “To force him won’t do any + good. Let him exercise his own pleasure. I’m afraid you pick at + the child too much, anyway. What an awful fuss we’ve made over a + stiver!” + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I say, too,” replied the mother. + “It looks as if we begrudged him the money! We could have spared + another stiver, and we wouldn’t have missed it, would we, + Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, but it’s time for Walter——” + </p> + <p> + “Goodness, what a hullaballoo to raise about a few pinches of + snuff! The Master will repay it seven times seventy times. Whatever ye + have done to the least of my brothers——” + </p> + <p> + With this consoling passage on her lips she took her leave of the + astonished family. + </p> + <p> + Yes, it wasn’t so easy to see through Juffrouw Laps! <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb201" href="#pb201">201</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch24" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXIV + </h2> + <p> + In his efforts to reconcile the various conflicting authorities + contesting for supremacy in his soul, Walter threw himself into a + severe spell of blues. He was not conscious of the contrast between + the world of his high-flown fancy and the earthy environment of his + home-life. The sympathetic care which he should have received after + his illness had not fallen to his lot. + </p> + <p> + He felt dejected. + </p> + <p> + “Femke!” he thought; and he longed for her fresh healthy + face, for her pure, unselfish glance, for her friendly smile. The + Fancy that had led him away to the stars in search of his misty sister + had got lodged on that girl of the Amsterdam lowlands, Femke—with + her unpoetical length, breadth, thickness, and weight. + </p> + <p> + “I am going to see her,” he cried. “I will! And if + Mrs. Claus asks me about worms a dozen times, it’s all the same + to me; I am going to see her!” + </p> + <p> + Walter reached the house and knocked. “Come in!” someone + called. This was a little sudden, for it took some time to get hold of + the latch. But Walter did it. Perhaps he was thinking of Missolonghi. + </p> + <p> + The Turks that he saw now were not revolting in appearance. They were + unarmed and did not murder a single baby. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb202" href="#pb202">202</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + But—Femke was not in the party. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Claus was at the wash-tub, while Father Jansen was quietly + smoking. + </p> + <p> + “Is that you, young man? Very nice! That’s the young man + who gave Femke the picture, you remember, father?” + </p> + <p> + The father nodded to him kindly and smoked away, without manifesting + any special Godliness. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, I wanted to——” + </p> + <p> + “Very nice of you! Won’t you have a slice of bread and + butter? And how is your mother? Is she better now? She was sick, wasn’t + she? That’s a good boy, father. Femke said so. Is your mother + better again? It was fever, wasn’t it? or apoplexy—or what + was it then?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no! Juffrouw.” + </p> + <p> + “You mustn’t call me Juffrouw. I am only a wash-woman. + Everyone must stay in his own class, mustn’t he, father? Well, + it’s all the better; I thought she had been sick. It must have + been somebody else. One has so much to think of. Do you like cheese?” + </p> + <p> + The good woman prepared a slice of bread and butter, with cheese. If + Trudie could have seen it, she would have fainted. In the “citizen’s + class,” such and such a sub-class, according to Pennewip, is + found a certain scantiness that does not obtain in the common laboring + class. In the matter of eating, laborers, who do not invest their + money in Geneva, are not troubled so much by “good form” + as people who give their children French names. + </p> + <p> + Walter had never seen such a slice of bread. He didn’t know + whether he ought to bite through the <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb203" href="#pb203">203</a>]</span>width, or the thickness. The + bit of cheese gave him his cue. + </p> + <p> + He liked Mrs. Claus much better this time. And Father Jansen, too; + even if he wasn’t like Walter had imagined him to be. + </p> + <p> + He had never conceived a preacher as being anything else but a very + supernatural and spiritual and celestial sort of person. Father Jansen + didn’t seem to be that kind of a man at all. + </p> + <p> + He visited the sheep of his fold, especially the plain people, not to + make a display of beneficence—for he had nothing, but because he + was happiest among simple people. He was fond of bread and butter of + the Mrs. Claus variety. For the rest, he said mass, preached about + sin, catechised, confirmed, absolved, and did whatever needed to be + done. He performed the functions of his office, and did not think it + at all strange that he should have gone into the church, while his + brother in Nordbrabant succeeded to the business of his father, who + was a farrier and inn-keeper. + </p> + <p> + “And what are you going to be?” he asked Walter; “for + everybody in the world must be something. Wouldn’t you like to + be a bookbinder? That’s a good trade.” + </p> + <p> + “I was—I was in business, M’neer; and I’m + going back to business.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s good, my boy. You may get rich. Especially here in + Amsterdam; for Amsterdam is a commercial city.” + </p> + <p> + Walter wanted to add: “The greatest commercial city of Europe.” + But he was abashed by the—worldliness <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb204" href="#pb204">204</a>]</span>of Father Jansen’s talk. + He didn’t find it disagreeable: he was merely surprised at it. + </p> + <p> + “A boy like you ought to eat a lot. You look pale. My brother + can bend a horseshoe. What do you say to that? Have you ever eaten our + Brabant bread? Ham isn’t bad, either. A person that doesn’t + eat enough gets weak. I always eat two slices of bread and butter + whenever I’m here at Mrs. Claus’s; but I’m not + nearly so strong as my brother. You ought to see the Vucht fair. That’s + a great time.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was more than surprised to hear such talk from a preacher: he + was almost pleased. He had never received such charming messages from + heaven. Of course they came from heaven, those friendly words uttered + in Brabant dialect between the puffs of Father Jansen’s pipe. + This man in a priest’s coat chattered away as if there were no + such thing in the world as God, Grace, and Hell—especially the + latter. He was as happy as a child in telling about the strength of + his brother, the horseshoer. It was his business to lead the world to + eternal happiness; and he liked thick slices of bread and butter with + cheese. + </p> + <p> + Walter had never had religious things opened up to him so + delightfully. He felt encouraged to speak: + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, I would like to know who God is!” + </p> + <p> + Father Jansen started, and looked at Walter as if he hadn’t + clearly understood the question. + </p> + <p> + “Yes—that’s very praiseworthy in you. You must——” + </p> + <p> + “But, father,” cried Mrs. Claus, “the child isn’t + in the church! Are you?”—to Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, I have been confirmed.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb205" href="#pb205">205</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “To be sure, to be sure, but——” + </p> + <p> + “On the Noordermarkt!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, you see he’s in the church all right.” + </p> + <p> + The good woman didn’t have the heart—or else she had too + much heart—to tell the father that it wasn’t the right + church. + </p> + <p> + “Whoever wants to get acquainted with God,” said Father + Jansen, “must study diligently.” + </p> + <p> + “To be sure,” said Mrs. Claus, “the articles of + faith. You ought to hear my Femke repeat them. It’s a pleasure, + isn’t it, father? She’s my only child, but—she’s + a girl worth having!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Femke is an excellent girl. I don’t have any trouble + with her.” + </p> + <p> + The father spoke in a business-like manner; and he meant it that way. + The spots on Femke’s soul were easily removed. He praised Femke + as a cook would praise a kitchen-pot. + </p> + <p> + Father Jansen had still more praise for Femke: she had patched his + drawers so nicely. + </p> + <p> + Oh, Fancy! + </p> + <p> + The mention of this fact did not touch Walter’s æsthetic + feelings. With him there were other considerations. Fancy was used to + seeing everything nude—fathers, humanity—so there was no + difficulty here. + </p> + <p> + Walter was sixteen years old, already a little man—why must + Femke patch drawers for this father! + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother. “Femke is clever at + patching. If you’ve got anything else that needs mending, just + send it over.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was warm. If it had been collars, socks, <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb206" href="#pb206">206</a>]</span>waistcoats, or—well, if + it had to be something questionable—if it had only been + trousers! + </p> + <p> + “Just send it over, and if Femke isn’t here——” + </p> + <p> + “Where is she going to be?” thought Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Then I will attend to it myself. I can do it neatly.” + </p> + <p> + Thank God! Dear, good, magnificent Mrs. Claus! Do it, do it yourself, + and leave Femke where she is. + </p> + <p> + But—where was she? + </p> + <p> + Thus Walter’s thoughts; but what did he say?—the + hypocrite, the budding man. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, indeed, Mrs. Claus, I had almost forgotten to ask where + your daughter Femke is.” + </p> + <p> + “Femke? She’s at my niece’s, where the girl is sick. + You know we’re of good family. Femke is looking after my niece’s + children.” + </p> + <p> + Walter didn’t have the courage to ask where this niece lived, so + he assumed a look of contentment. + </p> + <p> + After much waiting and twisting and turning on his chair, Walter + finally left the house with Father Jansen. He had not yet learned how + to end a visit: some people never learn it. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you want to do me a favor?” said the good + man. “Then walk on my right side. I’m deaf here”—pointing + to his left ear. + </p> + <p> + “I will tell you how it happened. When I was a little boy—are + you a good climber?” + </p> + <p> + “No, M’neer!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I am! In the whole of Vucht there wasn’t a boy who + could climb as well as I could. Do you know what I did once? I climbed + up and slipped a flower-pot from a third-story window. And—my + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb207" href="#pb207">207</a>]</span>priest + wasn’t in a good humor at all! He didn’t want to accept me + till I had returned that flower-pot; and then I had to go and beg the + old woman’s pardon. And she herself went to the priest to + intercede for me. Then he accepted me. But I got twenty ‘confiteors’—oh, + he was severe! + </p> + <p> + “But I was going to tell you why I’m deaf in the left ear. + </p> + <p> + “In one of the seminaries was a student—he’s a + canonicus in the Rhine country, and will get to be a cardinal, perhaps + pope, for—he was very sly! I will tell you, his name was—Rake; + but, you understand, his name was really something else. This Rake was + a mean rascal; but he was never punished, because he was careful. See + if he doesn’t get to be a cardinal, or pope! You ought to hear + him quote from the Vulgate. He could rattle away for three hours and + never made a mistake.” * * * + </p> + <p> + “Are you perfectly crazy, boy, or what is the matter with you? + Walking with a priest! What in the name of the Lord are you thinking + about? Go in the house—quick! Jesu, what troubles I have with + that child!” + </p> + <p> + With these words Juffrouw Pieterse broke off Walter’s + acquaintance with Father Jansen for this time. + </p> + <p> + The way that the father and Walter had taken led them directly by + Walter’s home. Juffrouw Pieterse, who was haggling with a Jew + over the price of a basket of potatoes, narrowly escaped a stroke of + apoplexy when she saw them together. + </p> + <p> + “With a priest!—Stoffel! Come down quick—that boy is + walking with a priest!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb208" + href="#pb208">208</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Tears rose in Walter’s eyes. He had found Father Jansen a good + man, and was grieved that that gentleman should meet with such a + reception. + </p> + <p> + It is to be hoped that those rude words were received by his left ear. + In fact, this seemed to be the case, for when Walter said that he was + at home now and that his mother was calling him, Father Jansen + answered kindly: + </p> + <p> + “So? You live there? Then I will tell you the next time why I am + so deaf in my left ear—entirely deaf, you understand!” + </p> + <p> + Thank God, Walter thought, and wiped away his tears. In his eyes his + mother had committed a sin so grave that about fifty “confiteors” + would be necessary for its expiation. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes. I was going to tell you——” + </p> + <p> + With these words Father Jansen turned around again. He continued: + “The flower-pot of the old lady, Juffrouw Dungelaar, you know—it + wasn’t for the flowers, you understand, nor for the pot, but + only because I could climb so well. Otherwise—one mustn’t + take anything away, even if it is so high up. <i> Adieu</i>, young + man!” + </p> + <p> + After giving Juffrouw Pieterse a friendly greeting that she did not + deserve, the man continued on his way. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel said that to walk with a priest was “simply + preposterous.” + </p> + <p> + “As if he were crazy!” said Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” agreed Stoffel, “but it’s because he + has nothing to do but loaf around. If that keeps up, he will never + amount to anything.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb209" + href="#pb209">209</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + True, Walter was loafing around; but he was not idle. His activities + brought nothing palpable to light, still he was building up the inner + life in a manner of which Stoffel had no idea. + </p> + <p> + “Of course!” said the mother. “He must have work. If + he were only willing to be a compositor! or an apprentice in the + shoe-business. To make shoes—that he shall never do.” + </p> + <p> + “This running with priests comes only from idleness, mother. Do + I run with priests? Never. Why not? Because I have to go to my school + every day!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Stoffel, you go to your school every day.” + </p> + <p> + “Besides, there are good priests. There was Luther, for + instance. He was a sort of priest. What did he do?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I know. He reformed the people.” + </p> + <p> + “He made them Lutherans, mother; but that’s almost the + same thing. One mustn’t be narrow-minded.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I say, Stoffel, people ought not to be so + narrow-minded. What difference does it make what a person’s + religion is, just so he’s upright, and not a Roman Catholic!” + </p> + <p> + When Walter told Father Jansen that he “was in business,” + and that he was “going back to business,” he spoke better + than he himself knew. He did go back to business. + </p> + <p> + Through a leather-dealer, who, speaking commercially, was in close + touch with shoes that came from Paris, Walter got a position with a + firm whose “responsibility” was somewhat less apocryphal + than that of Messrs. Motto, Business & Co. He was to begin his new + apprenticeship in the offices of Messrs. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb210" href="#pb210">210</a>]</span>Ouwetyd & Kopperlith, a + firm of world-wide reputation. + </p> + <p> + However, before he was to enter upon his new duties, all sorts of + things were destined to happen, with the tendency to make Walter + appear as a “hero of romance,” which he wasn’t at + all. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb211" href="#pb211">211</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch25" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXV + </h2> + <p> + It was Thursday. Stoffel came home with the important news that the + king—I don’t know what king—had arrived in the city + unexpectedly and would visit the theatre that evening. Everything and + everybody was in a commotion; for in republican countries much + importance is given to pomp and title. + </p> + <p> + This time curiosity was more wrought up than usual. Many foreign + princes, including an emperor, were visiting the king; and these + distinguished personages would follow the court to Amsterdam, coming + from The Hague, Utrecht and Haarlem. To put it tamely, it was to be a + great occasion. + </p> + <p> + That republican populace was to get to see the countenance and + coat-tails not only of their tyrant, but also the countenances and + coat-tails of many other tyrants, not to mention female tyrants. + </p> + <p> + The old doughnut women on the “Dam,” which the city rented + to them as a market-place, were threatening to bring suit against the + city. They felt that it was hard to have to pay rent for the fresh + air, day after day, with the prospect of selling a few doughnuts to + the youth of the street, and now be run out because his majesty wanted + to exhibit himself to the people from the balcony of the old City + Hall. + </p> + <p> + Why shouldn’t the old women be seen at their accustomed places? + Must the doughnut industry be carried on secretly? Was it for fear of + imitations and <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb212" href="#pb212">212</a>]</span>unprincely + competition? Or was it to keep the old women from seeing the king? + </p> + <p> + At any rate, the whole kit of them had to leave. At most, they could + only mix with the crowd incognito, and afterwards might join in the + prearranged “Long live the King!” or somebody else, as the + case might be. + </p> + <p> + It is really remarkable that princes die. Seemingly the “vivats” + are of no avail. + </p> + <p> + The crowd was especially large, on account of the many majesties and + highnesses who had gathered about the tyrant. + </p> + <p> + Among the number was the Prince of Caramania, who had especial claims + upon the sympathy of the people, so all the newspapers said. One of + his ancestors had been a captain in the service of the state and had, + therefore, spilt his blood for the freedom of the Netherlands. + </p> + <p> + This blood, and perhaps the freedom as well, was newspaper arabesque. + It was certain, however, that the prince wore a green coat with gold + frogs; and upon his head he had a big plume. It was, therefore, quite + proper for the crowd to cry occasionally “Long live the Prince + of Caramania!” + </p> + <p> + Among the eminent gentlemen was a certain duke, who, by reason of his + virtues, had got himself banished from his country. The man was + thrifty and economical, though without neglecting himself. + Nevertheless, the rabble had dethroned him and sent him across the + border with a bushel of diamonds. Of these diamonds he was now to + display a few dozen in the shape of coat-buttons and the like. The + newspapers <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb213" href="#pb213">213</a>]</span>gave + the crowd their cue accordingly. They were to cry: “Long live + the Duke with his diamonds!” + </p> + <p> + Princess Erika was the niece of the king, and was to marry the + crown-prince of a great empire, which was indebted to the Netherlands + for its prominence. The newspapers gave the assurance that this empire + would pay off the national debt of the Netherlands if the people would + only put enough enthusiasm into a “Long live Princess Erika!” + </p> + <p> + The old Countess-palatine of Aetolia was descended directly from a + certain knight who treated his hostlers like princes. In this case it + was not inappropriate for a republican populace to ask for a + prolongation of her ladyship’s life. The cry was: “Long + live the Countess-palatine of Aetolia!” + </p> + <p> + The Grand-duke of Ysland was the handsome grandson of a shopman. His + merits would fill three columns of fine print. The man was a master of + the type-case himself, and by exerting himself could even set up his + own name. The newspapers said that having safely passed an ocean of + pitfalls, he had now perfected himself as the brother-in-law of a + demi-god. Therefore, whoever had the interest of his country at heart + could not afford to fail to bellow at the top of his voice: “Long + live the Grand-duke of Ysland!” + </p> + <p> + There were still more potentates and ladies of quality who had honored + Amsterdam with a visit. They had heard that the city was <i lang="fr">la + Vénise du Nord</i>, that it was <i lang="fr">tres interessant, + tres interessant</i>! etc. + </p> + <p> + And the Holland herrings! <i lang="fr">Délicieux!</i> + Unfortunately the Netherlanders didn’t know how to cook them; + they must be baked. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb214" href="#pb214">214</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + And the Holland school of painting! <i> Rambrànn—magnifique!</i> + </p> + <p> + There were still other good things in Holland, as their highnesses + testified with patronizing kindness. + </p> + <p lang="fr"> + “Il parait qu’un certain Wondèle a écrit des + choses, des choses—mais des choses—passablement bien!” + </p> + <p> + And the dikes! And the Katwyk sluice—<i lang="fr">gigantesque</i>! + </p> + <p> + Whatever spare time they might have after making cheese and cooking + herrings, the Holland people liked to devote to fighting the elements. + After skating and racing this was the favorite recreation of the + nation. + </p> + <p> + I can assure the reader that the aristocratic party took their + departure thoroughly satisfied with our country. The only person who + received quite a different impression—but I will not anticipate + the feelings of our hero. Even a writer has his duties. + </p> + <p> + The first evening everything was to be illuminated. Two hundred and + fifty thousand candles were to proclaim the enthusiasm of the people. + Two hundred and fifty thousand fiery tongues were to cry: “Hosanna! + Blessed be he who comes in the name of——” In whose + name? Hosanna for whom? For what? + </p> + <p> + Well, that was a matter of indifference to the people. They knew that + there was something doing, that there was a crowd, and that was + enough. People are somewhat like children, who amuse themselves + immensely in the confusion of a “moving,” of a <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb215" href="#pb215">215</a>]</span>death, or + of anything that causes commotion and excitement. + </p> + <p> + Walter had got permission to see the illumination. Unconsciously he + assumed that stupid expression which is obligatory on such occasions. + He listened to the conversation of those about him. + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I call illuminating! Nine candles for such a + big house!” + </p> + <p> + “Twelve!” cried another. + </p> + <p> + “No, nine.” + </p> + <p> + “Twelve!” + </p> + <p> + “Nine!” + </p> + <p> + “Three—three—three—and three. Look there are + twelve, or I can’t count.” + </p> + <p> + “No, the three above don’t count. That story is rented. I + know it.” + </p> + <p> + “Well—if you mean it that way. I only said that four times + three are twelve. What do you say, Hannes?” + </p> + <p> + Hannes found the calculation correct. + </p> + <p> + “How long will the candles burn?” + </p> + <p> + “Till about one o’clock, I suppose.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t believe it!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I do!” + </p> + <p> + “But I don’t!——” + </p> + <p> + “Have you been in the Sukkelgracht?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, it isn’t pretty there.” + </p> + <p> + “You think so? Prettier than here.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, it is!——” + </p> + <p> + “Look there; there’s a verse.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, a verse. Can you read it?” <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb216" href="#pb216">216</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Certainly! Let me see, what is it?” + </p> + <p> + “I can read it, too.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s about ‘illustrious blood’——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and ‘our country,’ and ‘dedicated to + honor and virtue.’” + </p> + <p> + “And ‘his illustrious blood’——” + </p> + <p> + “No, there it stands—‘torn from the barbarians’——” + </p> + <p> + “That comes later. ‘Illustrious blood’——” + </p> + <p> + “Of Holland’s hero——” + </p> + <p> + “Welcome, hero!” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder if the king looks at the candles. Do you suppose he + reads such verses and copies them?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, he has his ministers for that.” + </p> + <p> + “Or generals. He has seen or read about lots of nice things.” + </p> + <p> + “As nice as here?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, of course!” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t believe it.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I do.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you know what I think? He likes to look at the lights too.” + </p> + <p> + “You think so?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” + </p> + <p> + “No, you don’t believe that.<span class="corr" + id="xd0e4696" title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + <p> + “Don’t crowd so!” + </p> + <p> + “I can’t help it. They’re crowding me.” + </p> + <p> + “The people are pushing and shoving as if they were crazy.” + </p> + <p> + “Did you ever see the like? You know what I think? Kalver Street + ought to be as wide again as it is.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb217" href="#pb217">217</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, as wide again. The street’s too narrow.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s why everybody’s scroudging so.” + </p> + <p> + There was much truth in this. Pressure was high. People were mashed + and squeezed together. Those who, by reason of a lack of avoirdupois, + were less firmly attached to the ground, were lifted bodily. Walter + hung suspended in mid-air and looked over the heads of men much taller + than he. + </p> + <p> + “Are you walking on stilts?” asked a big fat woman, whose + hips had come into collision with Walter’s knees. “Well, + that’s something.” + </p> + <p> + The pressure was increasing. It seemed that the fat woman would soon + have Walter on her shoulder, like a gun; while Walter was thinking + that soon he would be roaming over the country like a knight. No one + was looking at the candles now. People were finding their amusement in + crowding and being crowded. + </p> + <p> + No, Kalver Street ought not to be widened. For, properly understood, + this crowding and pushing and shoving was the nicest part of the whole + business. + </p> + <p> + How tedious it would have been quietly to watch those two hundred and + fifty thousand candles from some comfortable position. + </p> + <p> + Our little man lay on the heads and shoulders of his brothers. Like + some aspirants to a throne, he threw himself upon the masses. But he + was beginning to feel generally uncomfortable. He wanted to hold on + fast to something, or somebody—to somebody’s ears, or + nose. That, however, did not suit the masses. They didn’t mind + being squeezed; but they didn’t like to be held on to. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb218" href="#pb218">218</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Crash! + </p> + <p> + Don’t let the reader be alarmed. Walter had not burst under the + strain; but the pressure of the crowd had broken in the double doors + of a café! The irruption was terrible. The way the crowd + streamed in might be compared to the flow of molten lava. Walter + described a <span class="corr" id="xd0e4729" title="Source: parobolic"> + parabolic</span> curve and landed on a table, without suffering any + damage. + </p> + <p> + “Walter Pieterse!” cried the astonished party sitting + around the table. + </p> + <p> + “Have you hurt yourself, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + No, he hadn’t hurt himself; but he was rigid with surprise. + Firstly, over his ascent; secondly, over his aërial journey; then + over his descent among all kinds of glassware; and, finally—and + that was not the least surprising thing—he was surprised to find + himself all at once in the bosom of the Holsma family. + </p> + <p> + It was Sietske who asked him if he was hurt. + </p> + <p> + All the glasses, both great and small, were broken; but Walter was + still in one piece. Uncle Sybrand helped him to his feet. It wasn’t + easy, for the press was great. However, Walter’s size + facilitated matters. + </p> + <p> + The proprietor couldn’t reach the scene of action, but he was + able to make his voice heard to the effect that everything broken must + be paid for. From other tables came the noise of more breaking glass. + The man was desperate. He cursed kings and masses indiscriminately. + </p> + <p> + “One bottle of wine, three lemonades, six glasses!” cried + Holsma, assuming the responsibility for Walter’s unintentional + work of destruction. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb219" href="#pb219">219</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Uncle Sybrand was holding up the money to pay for everything. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, M’neer, I’m afraid to go home after this,” + cried Walter. “How can I pay for that? And my mother——” + </p> + <p> + In the noise and jumble Holsma did not understand; but Sietske + understood. + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” she whispered. “Papa will pay for it all. + Besides, I have money; and William, too; and Hermann. Just be quiet.” + </p> + <p> + Walter still did not understand. When, under the protection of the + Holsmas, he was safe on the outside again, and the entire party had + escaped the mob by taking a side street, he reiterated that he did + dare show his face to his mother and Stoffel. + </p> + <p> + “It doesn’t make any difference about the money,” + said Holsma. “I will attend to that. Why, boy, you’re + scared half to death. You’re shaking. Come along home with us + where you can rest a bit and quiet yourself.” + </p> + <p> + The distance, however, proved too short to have the desired quieting + effect on Walter. + </p> + <p> + “My mother will be angry when I come home late.” + </p> + <p> + Holsma told him that a messenger should be sent to his mother at once, + so that she would know where he was. + </p> + <p> + The doctor gave him a sedative and led him into a room adjoining that + in which the Holsma family were sitting. Walter was to walk up and + down the room till he felt better; but he soon got tired of this and + did the very thing that he was not to do; he sat down on a sofa and + fell asleep. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb220" href="#pb220">220</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Whether, in general, it is a good thing to keep in motion after a + fright—that I do not know. Walter, on the contrary, always felt + the need of sleep under such circumstances; and this remedy, with + which nature provided him, usually restored his mental equilibrium. + Perhaps, after all, it wasn’t real sleep: he merely dreamed. + </p> + <p> + Again he was lifted up, higher and higher, borne by strong hands. A + man bit him in the hand. The fact was he had scratched his hand on a + refractory horsehair, which had become tired of acting as stuffing for + a sofa-pillow. + </p> + <p> + An angry woman assailed him with abuse. Stupid? Not stupid? We, the + masses? She let him fall. But he fell in Sietske’s lap; and + there wasn’t a single sliver of glassware. + </p> + <p> + He was happy—but the horsehair scratched him again. Then he + heard a voice. Was he still dreaming? Yes, dreaming again of soaring + and falling. There was Femke. + </p> + <p> + Of course there had to be something about her in his dream, and about + bleaching the clothes. Father Jansen was there, too, exhibiting to the + stars the particular garment that Femke had patched. Orion and the + Great Bear admired this specimen of her handiwork. Walter did not. + </p> + <p> + “Did you do it yourself?” he heard <span class="corr" + id="xd0e4780" title="Source: Sietska">Sietske</span> asking in the + next room. “Or couldn’t you get through the crowd?” + </p> + <p> + “No, it was impossible to get through such a mob. I turned it + over to the man with the peddler’s wagon.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb221" href="#pb221">221</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + What was that? Walter sat up. Father Jansen was gone; Orion, too; and + the clouds, and the “masses”; but—that voice! + </p> + <p> + He heard it again. + </p> + <p> + “I know him very well—oh, so well! He’s a good boy.” + This he heard Femke say! + </p> + <p> + He jumped up and ran into the room where the Holsmas were. He saw a + triangular piece of a woman’s dress disappear through the door; + then the door closed. + </p> + <p> + He didn’t have the courage—or was something else beside + courage necessary to ask, “Is that Femke?” + </p> + <p> + On his way home that evening Walter did not suffer in the least from + the sensation of being borne through the air; or from anything + similar. He was on the earth, very much on the earth. He felt lowly. + </p> + <p> + If he had only seen that bit of Femke’s dress somewhere else, + and not at the Holsmas—not in that swell family; not in the + company of Sietske, who had so much money in her “savings-bank,” + nor in the presence of the vain William, who was studying Latin! + </p> + <p> + He was brave enough to feel ashamed of himself; and that’s all I + can say in his favor. + </p> + <p> + Let us now look at things from the point of view of Juffrouw Pieterse. + That lady was in the clouds. She was hoping that the messenger who had + brought her news of Walter had not been able to find her flat at once. + The idea of someone from Dr. Holsma’s asking for her through the + neighborhood was decidedly pleasant. The longer he might have had to + inquire for her the better! + </p> + <p> + “Of course he was at the grocer’s,” she said. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb222" href="#pb222">222</a>]</span>“Such + messengers never know where they have to go. Of course he told that + the ‘young gentleman’ was staying at Dr. Holsma’s! + And such a man always tattles; such people don’t do anything but + tattle. But, as far as I’m concerned, everybody can know it. I + only mean that such people like to tattle. But—say, Walter, how + did it happen that you went with the family? You’re a nice + rascal. Stoffel, what do you say?” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel made a serious face—as much as to say: “Hm! I’ll + have to think over it. He’s been up to something.” + </p> + <p> + “I met the Holsma family in Kalver Street,” Walter said. + He told the truth; he had met the family in Kalver Street. But why + didn’t he tell anything about the extraordinary circumstances + under which he met them? Ah—there’s the rub! + </p> + <p> + “Your back is so sticky!” complained Pietro, whose care it + was to look after the washing. + </p> + <p> + The family rubbed, and felt, and smelt; and then they declared + unanimously that Walter’s back had been guilty of absorbing all + kinds of sticky gases and liquids. + </p> + <p> + “Really, it smells like lemon,” said Trudie. + </p> + <p> + “And like wine!” + </p> + <p> + “And it’s just coated with sugar. Boy, where have you + been? Don’t you have any sense of shame? To go to visit such + swell people with lemon and sugar on your back! It’s a disgrace, + a disgrace.” + </p> + <p> + “There was such a crowd on the street.” + </p> + <p> + “That don’t explain the wine on your back—nor the + lemon—nor the sugar. What say you, Trudie?” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb223" href="#pb223">223</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + There was complete unanimity. Timid, as usual, Walter didn’t + have the courage to tell everything. Nor would this have done any + good. The understanding of the Pieterse family was like a rusty lock + that no key will open. Walter knew this, and remembering former sad + experiences, allowed the storm to rage above his head. Unfortunately + he, too, in a sense, was rusty. His nobility of character had + suffered; he had been guilty of cowardice. + </p> + <p> + He felt it. No minister could pray it away. Not even God himself could + revoke it. Everyone must act according to his conviction, Mevrouw + Holsma had said. He had not done this. + </p> + <p> + A dog would have kissed the hem of Femke’s garment, meeting her + after such a long separation. For it was she. Certainly it was Femke—or—— + </p> + <p> + Oh, he was hunting for or’s! + </p> + <p> + Could it have been somebody else? It must have been somebody else. How + could Femke be at Dr. Holsma’s? + </p> + <p> + No, no, it was she! Didn’t she say that she knew me? Didn’t + she speak with the same voice that I heard when she called me a dear + boy and gave me the kiss at the bridge? + </p> + <p> + She didn’t know then what a coward I am! She wouldn’t deny + me and betray me. She would say to everybody: That is Walter, my + little friend that I kissed that time, because he was so brave in + fighting off those boys! + </p> + <p> + And I? Oh, help me God! + </p> + <p> + No, God has nothing to do with it. I am a coward. I can’t live + this way. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb224" href="#pb224">224</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + He thought of suicide; and in this mood he spent that Thursday night. + He arose Friday morning with the firm determination to put an end to + his unworthy existence. + </p> + <p> + Fortunately, just after breakfast he was put to work on a job that is + calculated to reconcile one with life. + </p> + <p> + He had been tried and convicted, the verdict being unanimous. The + penalty was that he should wash his jacket till it was clean. He + entered upon the task with such enthusiasm that in an hour he was + running to his mother crying triumphantly: + </p> + <p> + “Look, mother! You can’t see a trace of it now!” + </p> + <p> + This little conquest dispelled all the clouds that had darkened his + life. + </p> + <p> + There are plenty of people who would gladly fall into a barrel of + lemonade if they only understood the salutary effects of cleaning a + coat. + </p> + <p> + The poor unfortunate who has never washed his own clothes does not + know what life is. + </p> + <p> + I will ask her pardon, thought Walter; and he pictured it all to + himself, wondering whether it would do for him to fall at her feet at + Holsma’s, in the presence of the one who had delivered the + message. Finally, however, he quieted himself with the thought that + Femke would probably not be at the doctor’s very long. He hoped + to be able then to settle the matter quietly, when only the two + concerned were present. This was not courageous, to be sure; but his + punishment was already on the way. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb225" + href="#pb225">225</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch26" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXVI + </h2> + <p> + The events of an eventful Friday were at an end, as it seemed; and + Walter prepared to climb into the narrow bedstead, which he shared + with his brother Laurens. He was now in a tranquil frame of mind. He + didn’t even have any desire to romp with Laurens, who, without + laying claim to geometrical knowledge, usually managed to find the + diagonal of the bed. + </p> + <p> + It was Walter’s intention to think over recent events again. He + wished to busy himself with others; he was tired of himself—at + least he thought so for a moment. + </p> + <p> + There was a prince, who distributed money among the people. Oh, if I + were only a prince! + </p> + <p> + That wasn’t a bad thought. Under the same circumstances, most + people would have thought: Oh, if I could only have got some of the + money! + </p> + <p> + The countess-palatine from—where from? Well it makes no + difference. She was in the museum and the papers said she was + gracious, very gracious. + </p> + <p> + I would do it too, thought Walter, if I were a countess-palatine. What + sort of a profession is that? + </p> + <p> + The king had given audiences—and a dinner—and had said—well, + the usual things. But for Walter it <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb226" href="#pb226">226</a>]</span>was new and interesting. The + welfare of the city seemed to lie heavily on his majesty’s + heart. It lay heavily on Walter’s heart, too; but that did not + prevent Walter from admiring this peculiarity of the king. In Africa + he would do the same thing. + </p> + <p> + No, away with Africa! + </p> + <p> + He threw off his left stocking so violently that it curled around the + leg of the chair like a dying earthworm. + </p> + <p> + What strange things he had heard of Princess Erika! It was said that + she was to have married a grand-duke, but rejected him. + </p> + <p> + The middle classes were delighted with this news; though not knowing + but that it might merely have been stubbornness on the part of the + princess. + </p> + <p> + She was of such a strange nature that she did not know how to behave + herself in her high position. + </p> + <p> + Walter slipped off his other stocking, finding fault with the princess + for disregarding the usual customs and conventions. Hm! He wondered if + she would like to change places with him, and let him be Prince Erich—and + she—— + </p> + <p> + He wondered if she too wore an ugly nightcap. But—no! Princesses + would wear caps of diamonds. + </p> + <p> + Princess Erika! + </p> + <p> + Walter blew out the light—no, he was on the point of blowing it + out. He had selected one of the triangles that Laurens had described + in the bed, when suddenly he became aware of a great tumult in the + Pieterse home. + </p> + <p> + Yes, somebody had rung violently three or four times and was still + banging at the door. Fire? <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb227" + href="#pb227">227</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Hm! Could it be Princess Erika, he thought, who was coming to change + places with him? + </p> + <p> + Alas, it was only Juffrouw Laps; and she did not come to exchange. + </p> + <p> + Well, what did she want then, so late in the evening? + </p> + <p> + Walter pulled himself together and listened. + </p> + <p> + The compartment where Walter and Laurens slept was a boxed-up + arrangement over the sitting-room. Two of their sisters shared the + space with them. From considerations of modesty, therefore, the boys + always had to get sleepy a quarter of an hour before the young ladies. + </p> + <p> + The writer is unable to say how much oxygen four <span class="corr" + id="xd0e4915" + title="Source: family, the female part, of course, was still in the">young + people need during eight hours without suf</span>focating; but anyway + there wasn’t much room in this little nook. + </p> + <p> + In another closet-affair there was a similar division, and here, too, + the hour for retiring was determined by similar laws of modesty. + </p> + <p> + The reader will now understand why a part of the family, the female + part of course, was still in the sitting-room when Walter imagined + that Princess Erika had come to exchange places with him. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps, who had rushed up the steps like a crazy woman, burst + into the room weeping and moaning and sobbing. + </p> + <p> + The usual cries of, “What on earth is the matter?” “Lord + ’a’ mercy—what has happened?” were + forthcoming. Walter noticed, too, that the customary glass of water + was offered and drunk, and that proper efforts were being made to get + the unhappy one to “calm herself.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb228" href="#pb228">228</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps began her story with the positive assurance that it was + impossible for her to utter a word. + </p> + <p> + It seemed, therefore, that the affair was something important. Walter + pulled on one of his stockings and prepared to listen. + </p> + <p> + “I swear, Juffrouw Pieterse, by the omnipotent God, that I’m + so frightened and excited that I can’t talk.” + </p> + <p> + “Goodness!” + </p> + <p> + “Where are your children? In bed? Not all of them, I hope. + Really, I can’t speak. Give me another glass of water, Trudie. + Listen, how my teeth are chattering. That comes from fright, doesn’t + it? I’m in a tremble all over. Thank you, Trudie. Where’s—Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “He’s undressing,” said Juffrouw Pieterse. “He + goes to bed before me and Pietro. Mina makes so much noise, you know; + and Trudie must stay with the boys to keep them from fighting. That’s + why I sleep with Pietro, you see. Stoffel undresses himself, and then + he draws the curtain when he hears us on the steps. But why——” + </p> + <p> + “How that concerns me, you mean? To be sure. I’m just + beside myself from fright! And is—Laurens in bed too?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course! A long time already. He has to go to the + printing-house early.” + </p> + <p> + “All in bed! And I—I run through the streets, wretched, + crazy, and don’t know what to do. Is everybody in bed?—everybody?” + </p> + <p> + “But what has happened?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb229" href="#pb229">229</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “I’m going to tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse. Oh, if you only + knew how frightened I am!” + </p> + <p> + Consideration of acoustics now led Walter to put on his other + stocking. + </p> + <p> + “You know, Juffrouw Pieterse, that of late so much stealing has + been going on.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but——” + </p> + <p> + “And burglary and murder! And the police can’t catch + anybody. You know the old woman and the servant-girl who were murdered + in Lommer Street.” + </p> + <p> + “But three are already behind the bars for it. What more do you + want?” + </p> + <p> + “That’s all right; the murderers are running around + scot-free. They’ve locked up three fellows just to keep the + people from thinking too much. They don’t want anybody to ask, + ‘What are the police for?’ You see what I mean? I tell you + that such a low-down rascal, who commits a murder and steals lots of + money, cannot hide his bloody clothes; nor the money, either. He’s + not used to having so much money. All the neighbors know his coat and + breeches; and such a man hasn’t any trunk where he can hide his + things. He doesn’t know how to manage with drafts and notes; and + he don’t know enough to get away to a foreign country. As for + friends to help him get rid of the stolen things, he hasn’t any. + I tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse, a murder or a robbery, when they don’t + catch the murderer right away—then some respectable person has + done it, who has more clothes and boxes and presses and linen—and + he has friends among bankers. A common fellow would stick a hundred + thousand florins in the bread-box, and the <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb230" href="#pb230">230</a>]</span>children would find it when + they went to slip a slice of bread and butter. What do you say, + Trudie?” + </p> + <p> + Trudie was not versed in criminal statistics and had never reflected + on the matter. At least Walter heard no answer. Curiosity compelled + him to draw on his trousers. + </p> + <p> + “But,” he heard his mother saying again, “what has + happened to you?” + </p> + <p> + “What has happened? I am beside myself. Don’t you see how + I’m trembling? The city is full of murderers!” + </p> + <p> + “My goodness! How can I help it?” + </p> + <p> + “You can’t. But I am beside myself, and I want to ask your + advice. Do they all go to bed so early?—Stoffel—and + Laurens—all of them? Look, how I’m shaking. Do you suppose + I dare go back to my room?” + </p> + <p> + “Why not? Do you think you’re going to be murdered?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes. I do think it! The murderers of that old woman and of the + servant-girl are still on the war-path. Yesterday at the illumination + how many watches did they steal? And the police—what do they do? + Nothing, nothing! Yes, they watch you to see if you beat a rug in the + morning after ten o’clock. That’s what the police do. They + don’t bother murderers.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you know about the murderers? It’s your duty to + report them if you know them.” + </p> + <p> + Walter put on his vest and wrapped his muffler around his neck. + </p> + <p> + “What I know about them! They are besieging <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb231" href="#pb231">231</a>]</span>me in my own house. Isn’t + that pretty rough? I went out at noon to see the boat race on the + Amstel; but there was nothing to see, because there was no wind. And + such a crowd! All the kings were there, and the visiting princes and + princesses, you know; and everybody stared at the carriages, and I did + too. Not that I care anything about a king. Goodness, no! For he is + only a worm in God’s hand, and when the Master doesn’t aid + him—all is vanity, vanity. Dust and ashes—that’s + all. But I looked at the carriages, you know, and at the horses, and + at the staring crowd. I thought to myself, I will fry the potatoes + when I go home. They had been left over from dinner; and when there + are any potatoes left over, you know, I always fry them for supper. + There was a big crowd, and all were mad because there was no wind; for + people are foolish about pleasure and never think of the Master. + Worldly, worldly, they were—and the princes and princesses. I + thought, well, it’s no wonder that there’s so much robbery + and murder; for they try God’s patience. I thought, God will + punish you; He’s only abiding His time. He always does it, + Juffrouw Pieterse! A lady—the creature had red pimples on her + face, and was older than you—what do you suppose she had on her + head? A turban! She rode in a carriage with four horses. What do you + think of that? She was playing with a fan; and, when a prince rode up + to her carriage, she stuck out her hand and let the fan go up and down + three times. And the prince did that way three times. Were they crazy, + or not? What will the Master say to that? If He only doesn’t + send a pestilence on us!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb232" + href="#pb232">232</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but the murderers—what did they do to you?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly—what they did? I am going to tell you. I’m + still trembling. I had sliced my potatoes, put them on a saucer and + set them away in the cupboard. Then I thought, I will fry them when I + come home; for I didn’t expect to stay long in the crowd, for I + have been saved by grace and don’t care for worldly things—ah, + dear Juffrouw Pieterse, you must call Stoffel, so he can hear what has + happened.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was already on his way down; and Walter was glad of it. Walter + had heard the noise Stoffel was making putting on his clothes in the + adjoining booth, and upon this he builded hopes that he too might be + allowed to go down, where he could hear the exciting story better than + was possible through the cracks in the floor. In the meantime he had + completely dressed himself. The noises below told him of Stoffel’s + arrival in the sitting-room. He heard the usual greetings and Juffrouw + Laps’s solemn assurance that she was still in such a tremble + that she couldn’t say a word. Then he heard her ask immediately + where Laurens was. + </p> + <p> + Laurens? Well, he was asleep. + </p> + <p> + That youth’s absence seemed to trouble the visitor. She couldn’t + proceed. Was it really necessary for Laurens to be present? + </p> + <p> + “What do you say, Stoffel? Isn’t the city full of thieves + and murderers?” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel drew in his upper lip and tried to make the lower one touch + his nose. Let the reader try the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb233" + href="#pb233">233</a>]</span>same; then he will know how Stoffel + answered, and what his answer meant. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps pretended to believe that he had said “yes.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see, Stoffel says so too! The city is full of + thieves and murderers, and—a respectable person is afraid to go + to bed alone any more. It’s just that way.” + </p> + <p> + “But—Juffrouw!” + </p> + <p> + “The police? Nonsense! What good do the police do, when people + don’t believe in God? That’s the truth. Whoever doesn’t + do that is lost. Human help—I cannot understand at all why + Laurens goes to bed so early. You surely know that so much sleep isn’t + good for anybody. What does the Bible say? Watch and pray! But—everyone + according to his notion. I swear before God that I don’t dare to + go home alone and——” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s curiosity was at high tension. In order to hear better + he was leaning over, supporting himself with the chair. The point of + support was unsteady. The chair slipped and rattled across the floor, + crashing into another piece of furniture. + </p> + <p> + “Heaven and earth! What are they up to now,” groaned the + mother. “Laurens, is that you?” + </p> + <p> + Walter peeped in, “It was me.” The result was that he was + soon in the midst of the interesting conversation that he had been + trying to hear from above. + </p> + <p> + His entrance took place under unfavorable circumstances. He was blamed + for not having been undressed. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb234" + href="#pb234">234</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Do you always put on your nightcap before you undress?” + cried the mother. + </p> + <p> + The boy had actually forgotten to take off his nightcap. He was so + ashamed that he felt he would like to fall through the floor. He would + rather have neglected anything else. + </p> + <p> + “And—what have you there?” + </p> + <p> + Alas, our hero looked more ridiculous than anyone could look by simply + putting on a nightcap. He had armed himself with an old rusty knife + that his father had used in prehistoric times for cutting leather! + </p> + <p> + During the whole of the Laps recital, which progressed so slowly, he + had thought and hoped and intended—yes, he heard something that + sounded like, “Where is Walter?” The speaker really did + not say it—no, on the contrary, those were the very words she + wished to avoid—still, he thought he heard her say them. On this + Friday he had acted mean and cowardly; but he was still Walter. + </p> + <p> + Murderers? Thieves? A lady in danger? What other answer could there be + but: “I am here, I, Walter!” + </p> + <p> + Oh, fate, why did you put that sword in his hand and let him forget to + remove that nightcap? Why didn’t you divide these two + absurdities between Stoffel and Walter! Or why couldn’t you put + that feathery diadem on the head of the sleeping Laurens? It would + have been all the same to him how he looked in his sleep. + </p> + <p> + Walter was in a rage. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb235" + href="#pb235">235</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + And I am, too. Towards Femke his chivalry had remained in the + background; and now it must burst forth at a doubtful call from + Juffrouw Laps! + </p> + <p> + In his anger he threw the weapon down violently and allowed it to + rebound across the room. He slapped the nightcap on the table. + </p> + <p> + No one would have thought that the little man could be so vehement. + His mother, with her usual solicitousness, inquired into the condition + of his mind, asking if he was only cracked, or downright crazy. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you,” said the visitor, “you ought not to + worry that child so much.” + </p> + <p> + “Go to bed at once!” cried the mother. + </p> + <p> + “Why can’t you let the child stay here? But—oh, yes! + I was going to tell you about my potatoes.” + </p> + <p> + Walter stayed. For this privilege he was indebted to the general + curiosity. + </p> + <p> + “Just imagine, when I came home about half past ten o’clock—I + couldn’t get away earlier on account of the crush, you know. Don’t + you know, I don’t care for these big occasions. Well, when I got + home—the city is full of thieves, murderers, and that must not + be forgotten—well, my potatoes were—what do you think my + potatoes were? They were—gone!” + </p> + <p> + “Gone?” + </p> + <p> + “Gone!” + </p> + <p> + “All gone?” + </p> + <p> + “All gone!” + </p> + <p> + “Your potatoes—gone?” + </p> + <p> + “My potatoes—all completely gone!” + </p> + <p> + “But——” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb236" + href="#pb236">236</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “I tell you those thieves and murderers did it. Who else could + have done it? Thieves and murderers in my house! And I wanted to ask + you—for I’m afraid in my room——” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s eyes fairly shone. + </p> + <p> + “I wanted to ask, if perhaps—your son Stoffel——” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel’s face was a study, a curiosity. If the said thieves and + murderers could have seen it they would have been greatly pleased, for + it bore evidence of Stoffel’s intention to leave them + undisturbed in their work. + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw,” he said, “haven’t you a cat + in your room?” + </p> + <p> + “A cat? A cat to fight murderers with!” + </p> + <p> + “No, Juffrouw, not to fight murderers; but a cat that might have + eaten the potatoes.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about a cat. I only know that the + city is full of low-down people when so many murders are committed and + no one tries to catch the murderers. Not that I am anxious about my + life—no, not at all. When the Master calls me I shall say, + ‘Let thy daughter go in peace; my eyes have seen thy glory.’” + </p> + <p> + “But, woman, why didn’t you look in your closet, and under + the bed?” + </p> + <p> + “I didn’t want to do that, Juffrouw Pieterse! The Lord + will take care of me—but one must not try the Lord’s + patience. I would not go in the closet, or look under the bed—not + for everything in the world! For of course he’s there, and that’s + why I wanted to ask if <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb237" + href="#pb237">237</a>]</span>your son—Stoffel, or, if Stoffel + doesn’t want to, if perhaps your son—Laurens, or——” + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw, why didn’t you call the neighbors?” + </p> + <p> + Thus spoke Stoffel. + </p> + <p> + “The neighbors? Well, I guess they know about it. The man who + lives under me is afraid of a poodle-dog, not to mention a murderer. + There’s a man living next to me; but, you know, he is—what + shall I say—he is a sort of bachelor, and I don’t want to + get talked about. You know a woman must always think of her + reputation, and not get mixed up in gossip.” + </p> + <p> + It did not occur to anyone to ask what sort of a creature Stoffel was. + Was he a bachelor? Or did his position as a teacher protect him + against any worldly suspicion? + </p> + <p> + “And, besides,” continued the seductive Laps, “do + you think all men have courage? No! They’re as afraid of a thief + as they are of death. Last week an insolent beggar was on the steps, + and the fellow wouldn’t leave. Do you think the men did anything + to him? Scared to death! But, I tell you, I got hold of him in a hurry + and——” + </p> + <p> + She had gone too far, and she saw it. + </p> + <p> + “Well, I would have done that if I hadn’t been a woman; + for a <span class="corr" id="xd0e5104" title="Source: women"> woman</span> + must never use violence. It isn’t becoming. What do you say, + Trudie? I ran and shut my door. Wasn’t that right? No, none of + the men-folk has any courage!” + </p> + <p> + None of the men-folk! Walter felt insulted. He was swelling with + suppressed courage; he was eager <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb238" + href="#pb238">238</a>]</span>for a fray. At least, he was eager to + show that he was an exception to Juffrouw Laps’s general + indictment. Of course Juffrouw Laps noticed this. + </p> + <p> + “Well, if Stoffel doesn’t want to——” + </p> + <p> + “To tell the truth, I——” + </p> + <p> + “And if Laurens is already asleep—and if—if no one + else will——” + </p> + <p> + She arose. + </p> + <p> + “Then I suppose I must, relying upon God, go alone. But it’s + horrible for a woman to be entirely alone!” + </p> + <p> + She looked at them all in turn, all except the one she was talking to. + Walter felt that he was being forgotten, or overlooked. This only + increased his latent courage and made him burn with a desire to be + numbered with the knighthood of the house. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, if there’s nobody here who’s not afraid——” + </p> + <p> + “I’m not afraid!” + </p> + <p> + All but Juffrouw Laps were surprised. She was a good psychologist, and + had not expected anything else. It was her part, however, to pretend + to be as much surprised as any of the rest. + </p> + <p> + “You?” + </p> + <p> + “You, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Boy, are you crazy? You?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I. I’m not afraid; not if there were ten in the + closet and a hundred under the bed!” + </p> + <p> + A little Luther! But with a difference. Luther had a God in whom he + felt he could trust—reinforced by a few grand-dukes. Walter, + without any grand-dukes, was ready to enter the field against a God + who <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb239" href="#pb239">239</a>]</span>was + allowing any number of murderers to take shelter under the roof and + bed of Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “Boy!” + </p> + <p> + “I’ll risk it.” + </p> + <p> + “Let him go, Juffrouw Pieterse. You understand—it’s + company for me to have such a child with me. Then I’m not + frightened so badly, if a murderer is in the closet. Nobody wants to + be entirely alone. Isn’t that so?” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps gained her point: Walter was permitted to go with her. + </p> + <p> + It was principally their vanity that caused the Pieterses to consent + so readily to Juffrouw Laps’s request and allow her to take + Walter away to act as her castellan. Not one of them felt that it was + a good thing for Walter to go with the Juffrouw; but they were all + proud of his courage. The story would get noised abroad, and people + would pass it on to their friends. Juffrouw Pieterse would see to it + that the people knew it was “the same young gentlemen, you know, + that went home with Dr. Holsma.” + </p> + <p> + Yes, and then people would say: “There’s something in + those Pieterse children.” + </p> + <p> + Mothers like to hear such things. + </p> + <p> + With his package under his arm Walter marched away with Juffrouw Laps + to do battle for that pious lady. That prehistoric weapon he left + behind, on her assuring him that she had a well-filled store of + weapons and ammunition enough to kill all the murderers that he would + have occasion to contend with. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb240" + href="#pb240">240</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch27" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXVII + </h2> + <p> + Walter shuddered as he crossed Juffrouw Laps’s threshold. He + reflected, and wondered how he could have entered upon this knightly + expedition without considering certain details connected with it and + inseparable from it. + </p> + <p> + The first thing she offered him, of course, was the fried potatoes, + that dainty dish which the murderers had greedily made <span + class="corr" id="xd0e5165" title="Source: way">away</span> with! + </p> + <p> + Walter was beginning to feel that the game wasn’t worth the + candle. The adventure didn’t offer sufficient outlet for his + chivalry. In fact, he thought something other than chivalry was + necessary to face single-handed and alone those fried potatoes and + Juffrouw Laps’s persistent attentions. + </p> + <p> + “Make yourself at home and eat all you want. Don’t be a + bit embarrassed. Or would you rather take off your coat first? You + know, you’re to stay all night with me.” + </p> + <p> + Walter preferred to keep on his coat for the present. + </p> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e5175" title="Not in source"> “</span>And + I have a dram for you, too, my boy—something extra. It’s + from Fockink’s. You know where he has his distillery, there in + that narrow street. You must never pass along there. Bad women live in + that street. They stand at the doors and windows, don’t you + know; and that isn’t good for a bachelor like you.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb241" href="#pb241">241</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter, the “bachelor,” looked surprised. He was abashed; + though he was not displeased. This promotion was more flattering than + going into “business.” + </p> + <p> + Still, he was embarrassed. Juffrouw Laps found it desirable, + therefore, to continue along this line. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, Walter, you’re a bachelor. Don’t you + know that? It’s only because at home they treat you like a + child. I tell you, you’re a bachelor, just as much so as anybody + else. Do you think I like Stoffel as well as I do you? No, no, no! Not + a bit of it! I like you lots better. Don’t you want a pipe to + smoke? You are man enough for that. Of course you are; and why shouldn’t + you smoke a pipe like other men?” + </p> + <p> + Men, men! + </p> + <p> + Walter answered that he couldn’t smoke yet. It cost him an + effort to make the admission; but his first attempt to equal Stoffel + in that respect had turned out badly. + </p> + <p> + “So? You don’t smoke?” She omitted his “yet.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, it’s a good thing. It’s a stupid habit in + men. And forever the terrible smoke! I know other young gentlemen who + do not smoke. For instance, there is Piet Hammel. He’s as old as + you, but a little smaller. He’s going to marry a cousin of mine; + and he doesn’t smoke either.” + </p> + <p> + Walter felt better now. He was interested. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they’re going to get married about—well, I don’t + know exactly when. But they intend to marry. I tell you, you are a + real bachelor; and it’s awfully stupid of them still to treat + you like a child. I’ve told your mother so a hundred times. + There on the street <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb242" href="#pb242">242</a>]</span>just + now, when we were together—I’m a delicate woman; but do + you think I was afraid?—with you with me? Not a bit. Not a trace + of fear. And why? Because everybody could see that I had a man with + me. I ought to have taken hold of your arm—you’re almost + taller than I am—but I didn’t do it because you had a + package. And then—the people talk so much! The watchman might + have seen it, and he would have spread the news broadcast that I had + been seen at night with a gentleman.” + </p> + <p> + With a gentleman! Walter was listening. + </p> + <p> + “A woman must always think of her reputation. But we’re + here at home now, and that’s very different, entirely different. + I know that of course you wouldn’t tell anything bad about me. + Whoever tells anything bad on a woman isn’t a true gentleman. + You know that.” + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter knew it. He understood Juffrouw Laps better than she + imagined. + </p> + <p> + “What I wanted to say was, you must never go through that + street. So long as you were a child, it made no difference. But now! + Let me fill your glass for you.” + </p> + <p> + Walter drank. + </p> + <p> + O Fancy, my muse, where art thou? + </p> + <p> + “How do you like it?” + </p> + <p> + Walter owned that the liquor had a pleasant taste. + </p> + <p> + Satan’s handmaid filled the glasses again. They were “so + small,” really “mere thimbles.” + </p> + <p> + “And you must eat something, dearest. Oh, I have always thought + so much of you! It’s good for you to have a little dram like + that.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb243" href="#pb243">243</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter began to eat. + </p> + <p> + “Just take off your coat; there’s nobody here but us.” + </p> + <p> + Quite so. Walter did take off his coat. + </p> + <p> + “And I’m going to sit close to you, for you are a dear, + good, sweet boy.” + </p> + <p> + Fancy, Fancy! + </p> + <p> + The liquor was strong, and Walter drank more of it than was good for + him. He lost some of his modesty, and hardly knew what he was saying + to the talkative Juffrouw, as she asked questions from time to time. + She was not quite satisfied with the way things were going, but hoped + for the best. + </p> + <p> + Occasionally Walter found time to wonder why he was there, what the + purpose of the enforced visit might be. His hostess seemed to have + forgotten all about those thieves and murderers; and when he reminded + her of them, she showed a spirit of valor that did him good. For he + and his valor were undone. + </p> + <p> + “I will do them! Do you think I’m afraid of such a fellow? + Well, I guess not. Not afraid of three of them. I wouldn’t be + afraid of ten of them—I’m not afraid of the whole world. I + will do them.” + </p> + <p> + All the better, thought Walter; for then he wouldn’t have to + “do” them. + </p> + <p> + They now heard something rustling around in the closet, or else they + imagined they heard something. Walter was frightened. He was a perfect + child again. + </p> + <p> + “Stay here, and I will see what it is,” cried the + Juffrouw. “Do you think I would let them beat you, or stab you, + or murder you, my boy! Never! Whoever <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb244" href="#pb244">244</a>]</span>touches you will have to walk + over me. But I will give them all they need.” + </p> + <p> + She went out, taking the light with her, to see what was the matter—if + anything. She was careful to leave Walter in the dark long enough for + him to wish for her return. The tables were being turned. A little + more, and the boy would seek protection under her apron. + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw——” + </p> + <p> + “I will let you call me Christine. That’s my name.” + </p> + <p> + This was too much for Walter. He preferred to avoid addressing her + directly. + </p> + <p> + “But hadn’t I better go home now?” + </p> + <p> + “Not at all. You don’t want to leave me, do you? You know + your mother is in bed asleep now. Besides, it was understood that you + were to spend the night here and take breakfast with me.” + </p> + <p> + Breakfast! The boy hadn’t been doing anything else for an hour. + Was that to continue till morning? + </p> + <p> + “I’ll tell you what! Just undress yourself; and you needn’t + be a bit ashamed before me. I will make down a pallet for you there in + the corner. When I’m here alone—just a woman—with + all the thieves and robbers—oh, it’s so horrible!” + </p> + <p> + Walter did not dare to say no; nor did he dare to do what was proposed + so enticingly. He hesitated. + </p> + <p> + She talked sweetly and persuaded him. + </p> + <p> + He began to—— + </p> + <p> + The child was as if hypnotized. + </p> + <p> + O Fancy, Fancy! Where art thou? <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb245" + href="#pb245">245</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch28" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXVIII + </h2> + <p> + It will be remembered that on this significant Friday a boat-race had + been arranged for the amusement of the visiting princes and + princesses. It had to be called off on account of a disinclination on + the side of the wind to fill its part of the program, or rather, to + fill the sails. For it was to have been a “sail.” Rowing + was not in style then; it was not considered dignified and manly. + Besides, the boats were not built to be propelled in this way. + </p> + <p> + The boat-race had been canceled; but the crowd remained, and continued + to discharge its enthusiasm for royalty till a late hour. It was a + great day; and the populace perspired and shouted and howled. + </p> + <p> + It was so hot that kings and princesses perspired like ordinary + mortals. They flourished fans indolently. At that time there was a + special kind of fan: “<span lang="fr">joujoux de Normandie</span>.” + </p> + <p> + It was observed that the old countess-palatine manipulated her fan + more elegantly than anyone else. No doubt it was through this “gentle + art” that she exerted her greatest influence on humanity. + </p> + <p> + Gradually the carriages of the distinguished guests disappeared, and + the knightly horsemen tired of the saddle. The day drew to a close. + The populace pushed and crowded and sang and hurrahed and drank. + Fireworks were discharged, to express, so <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb246" href="#pb246">246</a>]</span>the newspapers said, the + inexpressible love of the people for princes and princesses. + </p> + <p> + Oh, those firecrackers, and the danger in them! Quick, quick—throw + it—a second longer and it will burst in your hand—hurrah! + </p> + <p> + It was magnificent—the danger and thrilling anxiety. There was a + tradition that somebody had once held a firecracker in his hand too + long and had been badly hurt by it. This traditional “somebody” + was now inspiring the revelers with fresh enthusiasm. + </p> + <p> + So it was on that evening, before the city authorities had prohibited + the use of fireworks. After the houses had been covered with slate, it + was thought that there was too much danger of fire in firecrackers, + but on that evening, when the houses still had thatch roofs, the + dangerous pleasure of Amsterdam youth was unrestrained. + </p> + <p> + And the other dangerous pleasures! How many lasses went home with + their skirts singed, some of them hardly getting home at all. + Interesting adventures! And a boy—“those boys have to have + their noses in everything”—yes, a youth came very near + getting a load in his face. Thrilling delight! + </p> + <p> + The crowd was now in the street where Juffrouw Laps resided. The + reader will recall that Walter was spending the night with her. + </p> + <p> + Boom! went a gun, or a cannon-cracker; and Walter awoke just as his + affectionate hostess and religious adviser was going to give him a + kiss. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps had burned her sinful lips. “Lord have mercy on + us, what is that!” she cried. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb247" href="#pb247">247</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Both ran to the open window. Ordinarily a respectable Hollandish girl + never leaves her window open at night; but the extreme heat of the + evening must be urged in Juffrouw Laps’s favor. + </p> + <p> + It was clear to them at once that they had not been fired upon by + those “murderers,” for nobody paid any attention to them + or showed any interest in them. Other windows were open, as well; and + on all sides people were looking out. Right and left a cannonade of + firecrackers was going on. + </p> + <p> + In the interest of privacy Juffrouw Laps took the precaution to blow + out the light as quickly as possible. Another might have neglected + this. + </p> + <p> + Walter looked down on it all with the delight of a child. He forgot + the insistent kindness of his hostess; he thought of nothing but the + crowd below and their antics. The noise and tumult sobered him; and it + even had a quieting effect on Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “How foolish the people are. They push one another hither and + thither and don’t know themselves why they do it.” + </p> + <p> + “Click, click!” answered an enthusiast with a gun. He was + in the midst of a bevy of girls, who scattered in an uproar. + </p> + <p> + “They’re all drunk,” said Juffrouw Laps. “I + wish they would go home. I’m tired—and it’s two o’clock.” + </p> + <p> + “Just a little more!” begged Walter. “I’m not + tired—not a bit!” + </p> + <p> + “I’m afraid you’re catching cold. For you know, the + night air after a hot day—well, put on your cap, dearest. I + wouldn’t have this night air to give you <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb248" href="#pb248">248</a>]</span>a cold for everything in + the world. Look, there goes another one.” It was a Roman candle. + </p> + <div class="poem" lang="fr"> + <p class="line"> + “Amour à la plus belle. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Honneur au plus vaillant——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Why don’t they sing Dutch? Do you understand any of it?” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew something of the handsome Dunois, who slew so many Turks + and received as his reward the daughter of the duke, his master. How + would a knight be rewarded after he had already received one reward? + Or how would it have been if the master had had no daughter? + </p> + <p> + While Walter was asking his lady friend such difficult questions as + these, they heard an outburst of cries and abuse and oaths below. A + reaction had set in. It was a perfect riot. The crowd swayed first one + way then the other, according as one party or the other was in the + ascendency. + </p> + <p> + Non-combatants were pushing their way out; combatants, themselves + crowded, were crowding others. Cries of “help” were heard. + Mothers, with babies in their arms, attested their fear; women in + delicate health made their condition known. + </p> + <p> + The press was worst on the corner, whither the revelers were streaming + from three directions. Here was located a popular restaurant and + drinking-place, which was probably the destination of the stream + coming from Amstel Street. The second stream, coming from Utrecht + Street, evidently had the same objective in view. The strongest + current was flowing <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb249" href="#pb249">249</a>]</span>from + the belligerent group, which was now squeezed into close quarters. + </p> + <p> + From his recent experience Walter knew what it meant to be in such a + mob. Whoever fell was walked over. But it really wasn’t so bad + as that: to fall was impossible. The danger was in being crowded off + the street into basements, where limbs and necks might be easily + broken. In this respect there was more danger than there had been the + evening before in Kalver Street. + </p> + <p> + “Christian souls!” cried Juffrouw Laps. “I’m + getting right sick at the stomach.” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s condition was about the same. All at once he seized her + arm. He thought that he saw somebody—somebody who looked like—— + </p> + <p> + “That’s right, dear. Hold fast to me. It’s simply + death and murder!” + </p> + <p> + Walter did not say anything. + </p> + <p> + “Isn’t it enough to run anybody crazy?” continued + the dear Juffrouw. “Hold fast to me, and remember that I am your + Christine.” + </p> + <p> + He was remembering something else. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t be afraid—Lord, that child’s beside + himself—nobody shall hurt you. I will take care of you.” + </p> + <p> + He held on to her arm all the tighter; otherwise he was as if turned + to stone. + </p> + <p> + “I wouldn’t pay any attention to it, sweetheart. But—it + is bad enough. Do you see that girl there with the North Holland cap + on? I wouldn’t like to be in her place.” + </p> + <p> + “It is—Femke! O God, it is Femke!” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb250" href="#pb250">250</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Shaking off Juffrouw Laps, who attempted to hold him back, he rushed + down the steps and in a few minutes was in the thickest of the fray. + </p> + <p> + He fought his way through the crowd like a mad-man, soon reaching the + point where he had seen Femke. She, however, had disappeared. A man + with flashy cap and sailor’s jacket, who from above had looked + like her escort, was still contending with the crowd. It seemed as if + the two had come arm in arm through Amstel Street. + </p> + <p> + “Is there a girl here with a North Holland cap on?” + </p> + <p> + The man was too busy fighting and wrestling for standing-room to make + answer. Meanwhile, Walter noticed that the fellow was struggling + toward the “Herberge,” and concluded that his lady must + have taken refuge there. + </p> + <p> + Walter paid no more attention to the punches and blows he received. He + was only concerned to give as many blows as were necessary to hasten + his arrival at the restaurant. The place was about as badly crowded as + the street, but there was no fighting going on. + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter had made a good beginning: yesterday in the “Polish + Coffeehouse,” to-day in the “Juniper Berry”—thrown + in there, fighting his way in here. + </p> + <p> + He was in the restaurant at last, looking for Femke. Now he thought + that he had discovered her, standing on a step, or something of the + kind. With lips tightly closed, her arms crossed, the girl was looking + quietly down on the multitude as if in silent contempt. The rim was + torn from her cap and was hanging down. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb251" href="#pb251">251</a>]</span>Walter thought that he even + saw blood on her face—Femke’s dear face! + </p> + <p> + He was exhausted and could not reach her. He looked at her. She did + not see him. + </p> + <p> + She stood there proud and haughty. He called to her. She did not hear. + </p> + <p> + “O God! she despises me. I deserve it for my cowardice at Holsma’s.” + </p> + <p> + “Boy,” said the woman behind the bar, “we don’t + have any bellowing here. If you want to bellow go to your mother.” + </p> + <p> + Easier said than done. He couldn’t move a peg, such was the + press. He was shoved against the counter; and it was impossible for + him to keep sight of Femke. The tears began to roll down his cheeks. + </p> + <p> + “What are you doing in such a crowd anyway?” continued the + woman, “when you’re so weak. You look as flimsy as a + dish-rag. What have you been doing? Let me give you a glass of cognac.” + </p> + <p> + He would have been only too glad to pay for his place; but, as he + “received at home everything that he needed,” he did not + have the wherewithal. Still, there was no danger of his being thrown + out. The crowd, which was threatening to expend its remaining energy + in destroying the liquids of the place, was now occupying the barmaid’s + attention. I should say Mrs. Goremest’s attention. She was the + proprietress. + </p> + <p> + The girl continued to hold her position of advantage. There was + something scornful in her features. “Who dares!” she + seemed to say. + </p> + <p> + Walter was feeling bad. She looked over in his <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb252" href="#pb252">252</a>]</span>direction, but without seeing + him. He called; but she did not hear. + </p> + <p> + Then the fellow with the flashy cap and sailor jacket appeared in the + door. He had not been one of the belligerents; but he had suffered the + fate of neutral powers. As his clothing testified, both parties had + been his enemies. + </p> + <p> + So intent was the fellow on getting in that he did not even take time + to return the shoves and cuffs that he received. Twice, three times he + was crowded back; for where so many want the same thing, it isn’t + easy to obtain. Nevertheless, he had one advantage over the others, + who sought only a resting-place and a glass of liquor. He was incited + by something else. + </p> + <p> + Walter hoped with all his heart that the fellow would succeed in + reaching Femke. She looked so lonely in the midst of that wild mob. If + he had been stronger, he would have—but she wouldn’t have + anything to do with him. Wouldn’t she push him off, just as she + did the insolent fellow who first caught hold of her apron? + </p> + <p> + The girl seemed now to spy the sailor. She nodded to him and smiled, + as if to encourage him. Or was she thanking him for his fidelity? Her + smile bore the message that she was uninjured, and fearless. Yes, she + stood there a statute of repose. + </p> + <p> + The sailor nodded back. + </p> + <p> + He would never have denied her, Walter thought. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Goremest happened to see the new arrival; and, from the way she + greeted him, he seemed to be a frequent visitor to her place: <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb253" href="#pb253">253</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Hello, Klaas. Are you there too? You’re out of breath, + aren’t you?” + </p> + <p> + She gave orders to let him through, and even came out a few steps and + helped open up the way for him. + </p> + <p> + Thus it happened that Klaas Verlaan found standing-room at the counter + not far from Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Well, they’ve made the most of you!” + </p> + <p> + He saw it the same way. He was never certain of a moment’s + recreation before bedtime. Walter, as well as the girl who still + maintained her elevated position in the corner, agreed with the + bar-woman’s verdict. + </p> + <p> + “Had a good day?” continued the woman. “It was bad + about the boat-race.” + </p> + <p> + Klaas placed his finger on his mouth, as if he were going to tell her + a secret. He wanted to tell of an adventure with Princess Erika. + </p> + <p> + “A glass of corn?” translated the bar-woman, but without + guessing the right thing. + </p> + <p> + “Half and half?” + </p> + <p> + “Nor that either.” + </p> + <p> + “Red?” + </p> + <p> + This time Klaas was particularly dainty and hard to please. He + declined regularly whatever she suggested and continued to exert + himself to draw her into a more confidential talk. He had had the + pleasure of pulling Princess Erika out of the water. + </p> + <p> + On the outside they were still singing, “Amour à la plus + belle.” + </p> + <p> + “The devil take those Welsh songs!” cried one of the + drinkers. “We are Dutchmen forever!” <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb254" href="#pb254">254</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, we are Dutchman forever——” + </p> + <p> + “And our prince——” + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” + </p> + <p> + “I will sing what I please; and, if anybody doesn’t want + to sing”—he struck himself on the chest, and the whole + party was Dutch and enthusiastic over royalty. “Our Prince” + was sung lustily, and to a finish. + </p> + <p> + “Hurrah!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen——” + </p> + <p> + “And under the republic!” + </p> + <p> + “Long live the republic!” + </p> + <p> + “You all ought to have seen a yacht-race then.” + </p> + <p> + “And our prince——” + </p> + <p> + “Under the republic all men were equal.” + </p> + <p> + “Equal. No difference at all.” + </p> + <p> + “Down with the tyrants!” + </p> + <p> + “They’re not a bit better than we are!” + </p> + <p> + “They suck the life out of the people.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they bleed us.” + </p> + <p> + “And why? Because you’re all cowardly dogs.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they’re all cowardly dogs.” + </p> + <p> + “You put your necks under the yoke.” + </p> + <p> + “Whenever a king comes around, or an emperor, or a prince, then + all of you are so frightened you tremble like an aspen leaf.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, like an aspen leaf!” + </p> + <p> + “If you fellows were——” + </p> + <p> + “All men are born free.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, we were born free and equal.” + </p> + <p> + “And true Dutch hearts—what say you, Mrs. Goremest? <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb255" href="#pb255">255</a>]</span>What do + you think, that’s a daughter of M’neer——” + </p> + <p> + The name died on the speaker’s lips. He became pale. + </p> + <p> + “A daughter of M’neer——!” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. Ask Verlaan.” + </p> + <p> + Verlaan nodded. + </p> + <p> + “Is that so, Klaas? Really and truly? Why then does she stand + there dressed that way—like an ordinary girl?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, those clothes came from my Gertie, you know. Rich people + have——” + </p> + <p> + “Come, boys, we must go home now. Mother Goremest needs sleep, + too. We are not made of iron; we are flesh and blood.” + </p> + <p> + “Down with the tyrants! We were born free. True Dutch hearts——” + </p> + <p> + “Sh! The young lady——” + </p> + <p> + “What? That girl? What then?” + </p> + <p> + “Sh! The daughter of—but don’t say a word. Damme if + it isn’t so—the daughter of M’neer—Kopperlith!” + </p> + <p> + “Kopperlith on <i>Keizersgracht</i>? What are you talking about, + man! Kopperlith—on <i>Keizersgracht</i>!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, of course. Come, we’re going.” + </p> + <p> + “His daughter? His——natural daughter?” + </p> + <p> + “That’s right. You understand it now; but keep quiet about + it.” + </p> + <p> + The true Dutch hearts and republicans paid and left the bar. + </p> + <p> + It was a sudden whim of Klaas Verlaan’s to make his ward a child + of <i>Keizersgracht</i>; but it brought <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb256" href="#pb256">256</a>]</span>him in more ducats than he + cared to admit afterward. + </p> + <p> + Kopperlith? Kopperlith? on <i>Keizersgracht</i>? Femke on <i> + Keizersgracht</i>! And on the day after to-morrow he was to begin work + for this wealthy gentleman. + </p> + <p> + His head swam. Was he still Walter Pieterse? He doubted it. Before he + had quite come to himself, he was forced through the door with other + late stragglers. It was time for Mrs. Goremest to close. + </p> + <p> + The street was comparatively quiet now. Walter remained near the + “Herberge,” which to him was a sort of temple where his + Goddess was being worshiped. Now and then somebody else was pitched + out the door, who would have been glad to stay longer. It was not + every day that one got an opportunity to see a daughter of M’neer + Kopperlith. Some wanted to join the triumvirate of Verlaan, the + republican speaker, and Mrs. Goremest; but the three felt themselves + strong enough to do the work and share the rewards. + </p> + <p> + At last the outflow ceased, and Walter was just going to peep through + the curtains of the glass door, when the door opened again and the + republican emerged. Walter heard Klaas call to him: + </p> + <p> + “There on the corner in Paarden Street, you know<span + class="corr" id="xd0e5559" title="Source: ,">.</span> If it costs a + dollar more, that’s all right. Tell the cabby——” + </p> + <p> + Walter understood. The republican was to get a cab—for Femke? + </p> + <p> + Walter waited. In the meanwhile, Mrs. Goremest had locked the door and + drawn the curtains, so that it was impossible for him to look in now. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb257" href="#pb257">257</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In a short time a carriage drove up, and the republican sprang out of + it. The door of Mrs. Goremest’s establishment opened again, and + Klaas Verlaan with the ostensible daughter of Kopperlith appeared. + </p> + <p> + “Femke, I am here!” Walter cried, hurrying to her. “I + am here. Oh, Femke, don’t go with the strange men!” + </p> + <p> + “What in the devil are you doing here again!” snorted + Verlaan, seizing Walter by the collar to pull him back into the + restaurant. “What do you want? And who are you?” + </p> + <p> + “Femke, don’t go with the strange men. I will take you + home, I, Walter.” + </p> + <p> + “The boy is weak in the upper story,” affirmed Mrs. + Goremest. “He’s been bellowing around her the whole + evening like a calf, and he hasn’t spent a doit.” + </p> + <p> + Walter reached for Femke’s hand; and then he noticed how + curiously she was rigged out. She was completely covered. Of her head, + face, shoulders, figure—nothing was to be seen. Mrs. Goremest + had contributed her cloak; but what would one not do for a Kopperlith? + Still, she was saving: Only the stump of one tallow candle was + burning. It flickered strangely, giving to everything a ghostly + appearance. + </p> + <p> + “Is it you, Erich?” the girl asked. + </p> + <p> + “Femke, Femke, for God’s sake, don’t go with those + strange men!” + </p> + <p> + Tearing himself away from Verlaan, he threw himself at Femke’s + feet. He pulled aside her cloak and covered her hand with tears and + kisses. + </p> + <p> + “Just like I tell you,” declared Mrs. Goremest. “The + boy is as crazy as a bedbug.” <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb258" href="#pb258">258</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Femke, I will never deny you again. Strike me, tread on me, + kill me, but—don’t go with those strange men.” + </p> + <p> + “Light!” cried the girl peremptorily—a word that + even a Dutchman understands. + </p> + <p> + The republican took the candle from the counter and held it so that + the light fell on Walter’s face. The boy was still kneeling. + Through an opening in her hood the girl looked down on him and was + silent. She did not withdraw the hand that Walter held closely pressed + to his lips. + </p> + <p> + Verlaan made a motion as if to remove the intruder; but the girl + stopped him with a look. Then she laid her free hand on Walter’s + head, saying simply: + </p> + <p> + “My brother!” + </p> + <p> + “Another <span class="corr" id="xd0e5600" + title="Source: descendent">descendant</span> of Kopperlith!” + growled the republican. The young people have strange ideas about how + to spend the night.” + </p> + <p> + When Walter came to his senses, he was in the street again. The + carriage had driven away—whether with her, or without her; + whether with the two men, or without them—that he did not know. + It made no difference to him: she had called him “brother,” + seriously, solemnly. She had spoken clearly and distinctly. + </p> + <p> + “O God! I thank thee. Thou art kind and compassionate. I didn’t + know that Femke could speak like that. She must have felt it down in + her heart.” + </p> + <p> + To-morrow, he thought, he would become immensely wealthy—in + “business”—and, of course, he was going to be a king + again, and still more: For Femke he would be more than a brother! + Juffrouw <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb259" href="#pb259">259</a>]</span>Laps + had awakened in him—well, something, he did not know himself + what it was. His heart rejoiced; he walked upon stilts, as tired as he + was, and wondered that his head did not bump against the clouds. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb260" href="#pb260">260</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch29" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXIX + </h2> + <p> + For anyone in Walter’s present mood, there are only two things + in the world; self, and—nothingness! + </p> + <p> + Walter looked about him. “Butter Market,” he read on a + sign. He noticed that in the street socks could be bought, wagons + hired, etc., etc. + </p> + <p> + But what did it all mean? Nothing. He had kissed Femke’s hand! + </p> + <p> + It is too bad that the world did not sink out of existence on that + summer night. + </p> + <p> + If Walter had noticed such an occurrence, he might have asked if Femke + was hurt; otherwise the phenomenon would not have disturbed him. + </p> + <p> + The reader will understand, of course, that on this eventful night the + world did not go down. + </p> + <p> + Walter forgave the sun for rising. He even excused the Butter Market + for being such a hot place; but it was difficult for him to convince + himself that it was not all a dream. + </p> + <p> + A new feeling took possession of him. His ambitious plans of a + material nature receded into the background of consciousness. His one + desire now was to love Femke—and win her love. Those continents + that were expecting salvation from him might wait. + </p> + <p> + He thought of Femke and her soft hand. Never had her hand felt like + that. Formerly it had seemed <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb261" + href="#pb261">261</a>]</span>harder and rougher; but, of course, he + had just been mistaken about it. He imagined, too, that hitherto he + had not marked her voice well, nor her carriage. Surely, he had never + seen the true Femke till to-night—better, this morning. + </p> + <p> + But—Klaas Verlaan and his rough companions! What did all that + gab about M’neer Kopperlith mean? There were other questions + too; but—Femke had called him brother; and that was one thing + which with him was as firm as the rock of Gibraltar. + </p> + <p> + Brooding thus, he slipped along through the streets. Weak and tired, + he came to the “Dam.” Here he saw a long row of carriages. + The coachmen sat in their places waiting for the princely guests, who + had wanted to see a Holland sunrise. The sun was already in sight; but + there were no princes and princesses to see him. A few laborers were + looking on indifferently. + </p> + <p> + Yesterday Walter would have exerted himself to see a live, fullgrown + king, just to find out if he looked like Macbeth, or Arthur, or Lear. + To-day he was so tired that kings did not interest him. + </p> + <p> + He was just starting on, when the coachmen suddenly assumed a rigid + attitude. A boy remarked that “they” were coming now. He + was right: they did come; and all, except one old lady, drove away so + rapidly that scarcely anyone saw them. She touched her coachman on the + shoulder. + </p> + <p> + “She has forgotten something,” said the boy. + </p> + <p> + Three or four cavaliers stormed back into the palace and brought her + fan. While they were gone, the boys wondered at the pimples on her + face. Walter’s <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb262" href="#pb262">262</a>]</span>pictures + had had nothing of that kind. How different Femke’s face was! + </p> + <p> + Walter trudged along further; and, without thinking of where he was + going, he came to the meadow where Femke and her mother dried their + clothes. He sat down on the grass, intending to wait for the first + signs of life in Femke’s home. He was not certain that she was + there; he did not know but that she might still be at Holsma’s; + but there would be somebody there. + </p> + <p> + Overcome by weariness he lay down and gradually fell asleep. His cap + came off, rolled down into the ditch and disappeared in the mud. + </p> + <p> + If anyone passed by, he remarked that there lay a drunken fellow. Yes, + youth begins early. Possibly the fellow was sick; but then the police + would take care of him. Nobody hurt him; nobody touched him. His + dreams were undisturbed. + </p> + <p> + He dreamed of various things; but the principal object of his dreams + was a young girl, who was standing on a platform playing ball with + heavy men, as if that were nothing. Suddenly it was little Sietske + Holsma. + </p> + <p> + Then in his dreams he heard a voice: + </p> + <p> + “Goodness, boy, how did you get here?” + </p> + <p> + At first the voice was far away, then nearer, and finally quite near. + He had the dim impression that somebody was pulling him up to a + sitting posture. + </p> + <p> + “Sietske!” he whispered, still sleeping. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that’s my name. How did you know it?” + </p> + <p> + “Sietske——!” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly. Who told you? And what are <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb263" href="#pb263">263</a>]</span>you doing here. It isn’t + very respectable. Are you drunk? And so young, too.” + </p> + <p> + He called Sietske’s name again. + </p> + <p> + “You may call me by my first name, if you want to; but how does + it come? Did Femke tell you? It’s a real disgrace to lie here + like a hog. What were you going to say?” + </p> + <p> + Walter rubbed his eyes and felt of his head. “I would like to + wash myself,” he said, not yet wide awake. + </p> + <p> + “All right,” cried Mrs. Claus. “And you’re not + hurt, are you? Where is your cap?” + </p> + <p> + “Wash—with cold water,” Walter said. + </p> + <p> + “Good! Come to the pump with me.” She led him through the + house and across the back yard. + </p> + <p> + “You needn’t be afraid to undress here; nobody can see + you. But how did you happen to call me by my first name all at once. + Not that I’m offended at all.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was still too much asleep to recall what had happened to him + during the past few hours; so he only said that he had a headache and + must wash himself first. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Claus, noticing that he was ashamed to undress, hung some quilts + on the fence, thus converting the yard into a sort of room. It never + occurred to her that her own presence might embarrass him. Walter was + still not quite pleased with the outlook for a bath; but since + yesterday he had been thinking of other things as strange. + </p> + <p> + He began to strip, allowing Mrs. Claus to help him, just as if he had + been fifteen years younger than he was. To Mrs. Claus he was only a + child. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb264" href="#pb264">264</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + She laid him on a bench under the spout and began to pump. At the + first drops he shivered; then the water flooded his head and + shoulders. He could neither see nor speak. His efforts to speak she + interpreted as calls for more water. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, this will be good for you.” Her words were drowned + by the splashing water. + </p> + <p> + “You didn’t hurt yourself, did you? Do you think that will + be enough now? I’ve pumped till I’ve got a pain in my + side. But if you think that——” + </p> + <p> + She stopped all at once, but still held on to the pump handle, as if + to show her willingness to continue. + </p> + <p> + “I forgot entirely to”—she began pumping again—“wash + you off with green soap. Femke always washes herself with it. It makes + the skin nice and smooth.—You ought to see your back now. It + shines like a looking-glass.” + </p> + <p> + Walter wanted to say something but couldn’t. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and your forehead, too. It’s the green soap that + does it. I guess your mother never washes you with green soap, does + she? Then one must scour and scrub and rub. But, if you are not used + to soap——” + </p> + <p> + She lifted that terrible pump handle again. + </p> + <p> + “I believe this will be about enough,” Walter blubbered. + His mouth was so full of water that again Mrs. Claus did not + understand him. + </p> + <p> + “Green soap is good for corns, and for rheumatism.” She + was pumping away for dear life. + </p> + <p> + Walter finally succeeded in rescuing himself and the bench from that + destructive stream of water. He was now able to make his cries for + mercy understood; but <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb265" + href="#pb265">265</a>]</span>he was not yet able to get up. Besides, + the good woman had hung his clothes out of his reach, and he was + ashamed. He remained sitting. + </p> + <p> + “Do you want anything else?” inquired the water nymph. + </p> + <p> + “No, no, no!” he answered quickly. She was already lifting + the pump-handle again. “But——” + </p> + <p> + The simple, innocent woman did not understand; and, when he continued + to sit there like a helpless lump of misery, she asked: + </p> + <p> + “Do you have a pain anywhere?” + </p> + <p> + “No, I haven’t any pains.” + </p> + <p> + “Are you tired?” + </p> + <p> + He was still tired, and said so. + </p> + <p> + “And I woke you up! I’ll tell you what, you must go to + sleep and take a good nap.” + </p> + <p> + She began drying him off, as if that were a usual thing in her day’s + work. Then she rolled him up in a sheet and carried him off like a + sack of clothes. He could not but notice the way she laid him down. + Then she covered him warmly. + </p> + <p> + “Straighten out your legs, my boy.” + </p> + <p> + Walter did as she said, and experienced an indescribable feeling of + comfort. And when she punched him and patted him and tucked him in, + and said: “Poor child, you can sleep good now. This is Femke’s + bed, you know——” then he was more than comfortable; + he was delighted. + </p> + <p> + When he awakened at about four o’clock in the afternoon he heard + whispering voices. He listened, at first to find out where he was, and + then to understand what was being said. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb266" href="#pb266">266</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + It seemed as if there were a plot further to confuse Sietske with + Femke in his mind. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Sietske; but what does he mean by lying out like that? If + I were his mother——” + </p> + <p> + The answer was: + </p> + <p> + “Cousin, I don’t suppose his mother knows about it. + Hermann did the same thing once. That’s the way boys are.” + </p> + <p> + Oho! Sietske was there; and Mrs. Claus was her cousin, and her name + was Sietske too! And that girl—there in Mrs. Goremest’s + place? + </p> + <p> + His thoughts became more and more confused; though physically he felt + well. + </p> + <p> + How would it do, he thought, to tear a little piece out of the sheet, + so as to be able to examine it to-morrow and make certain of himself + and his adventures? + </p> + <p> + If he had been accustomed to fine bedlinen at home, he might now have + taken an especial pleasure in Mrs. Claus’s extremely rough + homemade linen. Hm! He had always dreamed of princesses sleeping on + embroidered silk, among diamonds and pearls! He did not yet know that + it is possible to conceive royal and imperial highnesses otherwise at + night, and that perhaps a princess might sometimes be willing to + tousle Femke’s bed. + </p> + <p> + He looked about the room. There was another small bed, where, he + supposed, Femke’s mother slept. Across the room was the chimney. + Here were small shelves decorated with works of art. Walter noticed + the “resurrection of Lazarus.” Four chairs were in the + room. One was standing by his bed, and on it his clothes were + carefully arranged. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb267" href="#pb267">267</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In the middle of the room stood a table; and the drawer was partly + open. It was too full. Father Jansen’s woolen socks were peeping + out while they waited for repairs. Walter wondered if those other + objectionable articles were there too. + </p> + <p> + On the wall, at the head of his bed, hung a crucifix, with a small + basin of holy water. With that she crosses herself, he thought. He + stuck his hand into it: it was dry. The whole arrangement was fastened + to an embroidered piece of cardboard, and, when he touched it, + something fell from behind it. + </p> + <p> + It looked like a large-sized letter. Walter picked it up and looked + for the address. He felt that it must be a letter from Femke to him. + Then he reproached himself, and, trembling with emotion, restored the + piece of paper to its place. He had held it up to the light: it was + the Ophelia that he had presented her after his illness! She had + treasured the picture together with the most sacred thing she + possessed. + </p> + <p> + He was wide awake now; but who wouldn’t wake up on receiving a + letter from Heaven? + </p> + <p> + He dressed himself and went into the other room, where he supposed + Mrs. Claus and Sietske were. Not a soul was to be seen. For the first + time it occurred to him that after those few words he had heard + nothing more. The girl had surely visited her “cousin” and + then gone away. + </p> + <p> + But Mrs. Claus herself? Perhaps she, too, had gone away. This was the + case; however, she had not gone out without leaving behind her a + peculiar sign of her uncouth character and lack of refinement. On a + small table, before which stood an inviting chair, <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb268" href="#pb268">268</a>]</span>lay two + pieces of bread and butter of her standard make. Beside them was a pot + of coffee. To be sure, it was cold now; but—well, Walter acted + quickly “according to his convictions.” + </p> + <p> + Other thoughts now forced themselves on his mind. The “House of + Pieterse” appeared to his mind’s eye as a menacing + waterspout. In the face of this danger difficult questions that had + been clamoring for answer had to be forgotten. + </p> + <p> + To go home? For heaven’s sake, no! + </p> + <p> + His mother, Stoffel, his sisters—all had turned into Macbethan + witches. In his imagination, even Leentje had deserted him and was + asking him to beg forgiveness for his shameful behavior. He thought of + the prodigal son; though he knew that no calf, fat or otherwise, would + be slaughtered on his return. + </p> + <p> + <i>Sakkerloot!</i> I haven’t done anything wrong; I haven’t + squandered anything—not a doit of my inheritance! Have I allowed + the wine to run out? Not a drop! + </p> + <p> + But something must have been the matter; for—he did not dare to + go home. + </p> + <p> + Have I had any pleasure? Have I enjoyed any feast with four young + ladies? No! Have I allowed hounds to run around loose in the + banquet-hall? Have I had any negro servant to hold my horse? + </p> + <p> + There he took his stand. And he stayed there. Of camels and girls and + wine he felt that he was innocent; but himself, and his adventures of + the night, he was unable further to explain. + </p> + <p> + “I wish I were a crumb of bread,” he sighed, as he <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb269" href="#pb269">269</a>]</span>stuck one + into his mouth, “then I would know where I belong.” + </p> + <p> + Doubtless the first crumb of bread that was ever envied by a ruler. + </p> + <p> + Go to America? + </p> + <p> + Yes, if he only had those hundred florins that Mr. Motto had relieved + him of. Of course that worthy gentleman was now living like a prince + on the money. At least, Juffrouw Pieterse had said as much. But, even + if he had the money, he could not go away and leave Mrs. Claus’s + house to the mercy of stray thieves and robbers. In a way, hadn’t + he on yesterday evening taken the field against robbers? + </p> + <p> + Besides, he had no cap. There was nothing in sight that looked like a + hat. Yes—there hung a North Holland cap! + </p> + <p> + Femke? America? <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb270" href="#pb270">270</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch30" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXX + </h2> + <p> + While Walter was looking at Femke’s cap and revolving other + plans of escape, the door opened and Kaatje, the girl from Holsma’s, + walked in. Not recognizing her, Walter did not understand her when she + said that Femke had sent her to ask how he was. He looked at the + messenger searchingly; then he asked: + </p> + <p> + “Are you trying to make a fool of me?” + </p> + <p> + He had puzzled over recent events till everything seemed ghostly and + unreal; and he was angry. + </p> + <p> + “My dear sir, Femke sent me.” + </p> + <p> + “What Femke? Somebody’s grandmother again.” He took + a step forward; and his attitude was threatening. + </p> + <p> + “Are you that giant Miller’s sweetheart?” taking + another step forward, while Kaatje fell back. + </p> + <p> + “Young man!” + </p> + <p> + Kaatje was already outside of the door, Walter close after her with + his fists doubled up. + </p> + <p> + “Young man, what’s the matter with you?” + </p> + <p> + “What’s the matter with me? I’m tired of being made + a fool of. You understand?” + </p> + <p> + She retreated backwards; he pursued. It may have looked comical; but + that was the way his anger chose to express itself. In this manner the + girl returned by the same way she came, which was the footpath across + the meadow where the clothes were dried. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb271" href="#pb271">271</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, heavens! If the doctor would only come.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you think of me?” Walter said, punctuating his + words. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Lord!” + </p> + <p> + “Do <i>you</i> think I’m drunk?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no, no. Not at all!” + </p> + <p> + “Or crazy?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no!—Where can the doctor be so long!” + </p> + <p> + Two very similar shouts put an end to the strained situation. + </p> + <p> + “Thank God, there he is!” + </p> + <p> + “Thank God, there it is!” + </p> + <p> + One cry came from Dr. Holsma’s coachman, who was driving up + hurriedly; the other cry meant that two boys, who were fishing in the + ditch for frogs, had caught Walter’s cap. + </p> + <p> + Walter accepted his lost property without question or complaint; while + Kaatje, with tears in her eyes, ran up to Dr. Holsma to explain what + was the matter. + </p> + <p> + “Is it really so bad?” asked that gentleman presently. + </p> + <p> + He approached Walter, who was shaking the mud from his cap, glad to + think that he was concealing his embarrassment and fright. + </p> + <p> + “Well, my boy, it’s a good thing I met you here. I wanted + to ask you if you wouldn’t like to take dinner with us this + evening. Afterwards we will all go out for a little amusement, if you + like.” + </p> + <p> + That was the tone Walter needed to hear. He burst into tears. + </p> + <p> + “Thank you, thank you! That will be nice for my mother, too.” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb272" href="#pb272">272</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Holsma motioned to Kaatje, who had timidly retired to the background. + </p> + <p> + “Go to Juffrouw Pieterse and tell her that the young gentleman + dines with us, and that he is going to spend the evening with us.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried Walter quickly, “and——” + </p> + <p> + The doctor looked at him anxiously. He was afraid that he saw symptoms + of the alleged mental disorder; but Walter’s eye was calm and + gave no ground for fear. + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, can’t she say too that I——” + </p> + <p> + “Out with it, my boy! What have you on your heart?” + </p> + <p> + “That I was with you—all day!” + </p> + <p> + Holsma reflected. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” he said, “all day.” + </p> + <p> + “From early this morning—from seven o’clock on.” + </p> + <p> + “From seven o’clock on,” the doctor repeated. + </p> + <p> + “And—I ate breakfast at your house.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, the young gentleman ate breakfast at our house. To + be sure, he ate breakfast with us. Kaatje, you can ride in the + carriage with us.” + </p> + <p> + As Holsma helped Walter in he gave the coachman directions to stop at + Juffrouw Pieterse’s, where “the girl” was “to + leave a message.” When he took a seat by his protégé, + Walter pressed his hand and exclaimed: “Oh, what a good fortune + it is that I found you!” + </p> + <p> + “Do you think so? It was only a—mere accident. Mrs. Claus + is a——” + </p> + <p> + “A cousin?” interrupted Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and she’s a good woman,” said Holsma. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb273" href="#pb273">273</a>]</span>“She + is a cousin of ours, and I came to visit her. I do that every week, + not as a physician, but as a kinsman. You can go to see her as much as + you like: nothing will hurt you there.” + </p> + <p> + “M’neer!” exclaimed Walter suddenly—and he + caught his breath—“I think so much of Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “So?” answered Holsma dryly. “I do too.” + </p> + <p> + The doctor was diagnosing Walter’s case; but he preferred to do + it quietly. While speaking of indifferent things, he noted that Kaatje + had been mistaken; that Walter was both excited and exhausted, but + that his mind was unaffected. On the contrary, his mind was growing. + His soul was expanding. + </p> + <p> + When Kaatje left the carriage, Walter felt that the time had come to + give and receive explanations. Holsma was of a contrary opinion. He + was friendly enough, but showed no inclination for heart-to-heart + confidences. Walter’s confusing story was promptly interrupted. + </p> + <p> + “I’ve heard that you’re going to enter the world of + business.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, the day after to-morrow.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, that isn’t bad, if you get into the right hands. + You must work, though; and that’s good for boys like you.” + </p> + <p> + Fearing that Walter might imagine he was something more than the + average boy, Holsma continued immediately: + </p> + <p> + “It’s a good thing for everybody, especially young people. + They’re all alike; and all need to work. All boys must work; and + girls, too. Everybody must work.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb274" href="#pb274">274</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter did not understand that the doctor was giving him a dose of + medicine; but he saw that the time for explanations had not yet + arrived. Still he would have felt better if he could have unburdened + his mind of at least a part of those persistent memories of last + night. His instinct of chivalry would have prevented him from + mentioning the details of the Laps affair, which, after all, had only + been an ineffective attack. + </p> + <p> + He began again; but the doctor interrupted him before he had hardly + mentioned the fried potatoes. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, such things happen to everybody. That doesn’t amount + to anything. The thing for young people to do—and for old + people, too—is to work. It seems to be rather windy.” + </p> + <p> + That was true. If it had only been as windy yesterday. + </p> + <p> + “Do you like pictures?” asked Holsma, when they had left + the carriage and were entering his home. + </p> + <p> + “Of course!” + </p> + <p> + “Good! Just go into that room. Look at everything as long as you + please.” + </p> + <p> + The doctor pushed him into the room, then ran through the hall and up + the stairs to prepare the family for Walter’s reception. + </p> + <p> + Walter found little pleasure in paintings. He had had no training in + art. For him, a man with a dog and a hare was merely a man with a dog + and a hare. He felt that a poem ought to have been written about it + all; then it would have been intelligible. His glance fell on the + portrait of a woman, or a queen, or a fairy, or a mayor’s + daughter. + </p> + <p> + Femke! <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb275" href="#pb275">275</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Instead of the North Holland cap she wore a diadem of sparkling stars, + or rays of—— + </p> + <p> + “Dinner is ready, and papa and mamma invite you to come out to + the dining-room. Are you still sore after your fall?” It was + little Sietske. + </p> + <p> + “I didn’t fall.” + </p> + <p> + “I mean from your fall on the table in the coffee-house. How + comical! Well, if you are all right again, we’re going out this + evening—papa, mamma, William, Hermann, you, I—all! We’re + going to the theatre!” + </p> + <p> + Sietske had understood her orders. + </p> + <p> + “Going out?—to the theatre? But my mother——” + </p> + <p> + “Papa will attend to that. Don’t worry; he will arrange + everything.” + </p> + <p> + Once out in the hall, Walter hesitated again. He motioned to Sietske + and took her back into the room. + </p> + <p> + “Sietske, who is that?” + </p> + <p> + “That is a great-great-great-great-grandmother of ours.” + </p> + <p> + “But she looks like——” + </p> + <p> + “Like Femke! Of course. Like me, too. When Hermann puts on such + a cap you can’t tell him from Femke. Come, now. We mustn’t + keep mamma waiting.<span class="corr" id="xd0e5971" + title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + <p> + On entering the dining-room Walter was met by that quiet cordiality + that the doctor had prescribed. When all were seated Sietske mentioned + the picture again in apologizing to Walter for hurrying him away from + it. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” remarked the doctor quietly, “there is some + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb276" href="#pb276">276</a>]</span>resemblance; + but Femke is not so pretty. No, not by a great deal.” + </p> + <p> + A cold douche! + </p> + <p> + Walter had never thought of Femke’s beauty. He really did not + know whether the girl was pretty, or not. + </p> + <p> + “Will you take some sauce, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + She had called him brother, so solemnly, and with such a mien! Of + course the lady in the portrait, with the sparkling diadem, would hold + out her hand the same way. Walter made an awkward gesture with his + hand. + </p> + <p> + “Salad?” asked Sietske. + </p> + <p> + “It will be crowded,” said Mevrouw Holsma. “Everyone + will want to see the kings and princes. We haven’t asked our + guest yet if he wants to go. We’re going to the theatre; would + you like to go with us?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was charmed at the prospect. He had never been in a theatre, + but had long wanted to see such a play as Leentje had described. He + cared nothing for kings. He would have given a dozen kings for one + baron carrying away a girl in the approved manner. The Glorioso + influence was still on him. + </p> + <p> + “We shall see half of the sovereigns of Europe,” said + Holsma, “and a dozen candidates——” + </p> + <p> + Walter wondered what the candidates would do in the “comedy.” + Sietske explained. + </p> + <p> + There was still plenty of time. Holsma was going out to see a patient + and promised to stop at Juffrouw Pieterse’s. + </p> + <p> + For reasons of fashion and feminine finery the play was not to begin + till nine o’clock. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb277" + href="#pb277">277</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter heard that Femke, too, was to witness the performance; and from + the conversation he gathered that the relations existing between the + aristocratic family and the poor wash-girl were most cordial. Mevrouw + Holsma sent Sietske to ask Femke to come in; but Femke preferred to + remain with little Erich, with whom she was playing at the time. + </p> + <p> + “Erich?” thought Walter. + </p> + <p> + “I thought as much,” said Mevrouw Holsma. “That’s + why she wasn’t at the table. She would rather stay with the + baby.” + </p> + <p> + “She says, too, that we sit at the table too long for her,” + added Sietske. + </p> + <p> + “She wouldn’t enjoy the play anyway,” observed + William. “She’s a good girl, but she’s a little + thick-headed. Don’t you think so, mamma?” + </p> + <p> + “Everyone must act according to his own convictions, and consult + his own tastes. Femke is too good to be forced to anything.” + </p> + <p> + There must have been some special reason why the mother was going to + the theatre with the rest, when she preferred to stay at home with + little Erich, who had the measles. But she was going to remain “only + a little while,” and then come back with Uncle Sybrand. He would + return to the theatre taking Femke with him, if she cared to go. + </p> + <p> + “I call it thick-headedness,” affirmed William. “She + just don’t want to put on a fine dress.” + </p> + <p> + “No, she doesn’t want to be a fine lady,” said the + mother. “She is very sensible and fears that this might disturb + her relations with her mother. We ought to have taken her when she was + little; but Mrs. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb278" href="#pb278">278</a>]</span>Claus + couldn’t give her up then. And now Femke can’t give + herself up.” + </p> + <p> + “She’s only stubborn,” William explained. + </p> + <p> + “She is proud,” corrected his mother, “too proud to + appear other than she is. She wouldn’t exchange places with a + princess.” + </p> + <p> + Uncle Sybrand came. He announced that the “Scylla” of + Rotgans was to be given, followed by “Chloris,” with + something else as a close. Holsma had already returned, bringing + Walter the assurance that it was all right with his mother. + </p> + <p> + Walter was enchanted in anticipation. Was he still thinking of Femke? + </p> + <p> + William said: “So far as I’m concerned she can stay at + home. Suppose the students were to see me with a peasant girl! What + would they do for me when I enter college in September?” + </p> + <p> + Such an Amsterdamer calls everybody a “peasant,” even if + he is a student and able to explain what sort of a “Scylla” + that was. + </p> + <p> + All were now dressed and starting. Walter was to see his first “comedy,” + and, perhaps, take a part in one. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb279" + href="#pb279">279</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch31" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXXI + </h2> + <p> + Good Muse, sweet Muse, take us back to Pieterseville again. Whisper to + me and tell me what happened there during Walter’s romantic + enchantment; and have a care that my language rises to the dignity of + the subject. + </p> + <p> + We know already, Clio, how the mistress of the castle saw her progeny + depart to protect the distressed lady from the nefarious attacks of + robbers and murderers; how her blessing and the consecrated blade were + withheld, and how the brave youth sallied forth with a nightcap his + only weapon. We know, too, how the bachelor Stoffel, the hereditary + custodian of the reputation of the family—— + </p> + <p> + Ah, let us treat the matter quite simply, and leave the muse alone. + </p> + <p> + On the Friday evening in question Juffrouw Pieterse went to bed as + usual. The others did the same. There were no indications of bad + dreams. There was no trace of anxiety over the terrible danger to + which Walter had thoughtlessly exposed himself. This might have been + because they did not know of the danger. It had not been at all + necessary for Juffrouw Laps to conceal her intention so slyly and + always omit Walter’s name from the knighthood of the Pieterse + family. Thanks to the <span class="corr" id="xd0e6049" + title="Source: stupdity"> stupidity</span> of the family, she might + have gained her point without any finesse. + </p> + <p> + Saturday morning dawned, that morning on which <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb280" href="#pb280">280</a>]</span>Mrs. Claus applied the + restoratives so abundantly, and so efficaciously. + </p> + <p> + “I wonder where in the world the boy can be so long?” said + the mother. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t suppose he got up very early; and then maybe she + had him to read a chapter out of the Bible at breakfast.” + </p> + <p> + This explanation by Stoffel quieted the family for half an hour. + </p> + <p> + “How would it do for you to go over there?” Juffrouw + Pieterse proposed at last. + </p> + <p> + “I’m not going, mother. You know it isn’t on my way + to school.” + </p> + <p> + That was a sufficient reason. Never do anything that isn’t on + your way—one of the favorite maxims of conservatism. Stoffel + himself did not know how profound was the wisdom of his political + aphorism. + </p> + <p> + “How would it do, then, to send Leentje over to Juffrouw Laps’s + to inquire about Walter?” + </p> + <p> + This proposal met with approval, and Leentje was dispatched forthwith. + </p> + <p> + Oh, poor Juffrouw Laps! She was “the most wretched woman in the + world;” and the room from which Walter had fled so suddenly was + now the temple of all the heterogeneous griefs and pains that + novelists ever make use of. + </p> + <p> + I will not place Walter above Joseph, Theseus, Jason or Hippolytos. + May Apollo preserve me from such blind partiality. Not by any means do + I regard my hero as the most interesting mortal that ever left a woman + in the lurch. No, not in Walter’s worth do I seek for the + measure of the forsaken lady’s despair. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb281" href="#pb281">281</a>]</span>Indeed, Juffrouw Laps’s + pain was not caused by any reflections as to the beauty or excellence + of the vanished knight. There was another element in the matter that + was filling her with horror and driving her to distraction. With all + due respect for the suffering of other abandoned ladies, Asnath, + Ariadne, Medea, Phaedra—but Juffrouw Laps had to face Walter’s + family. That was the trouble. + </p> + <p> + Her fertile brain evolved the most wonderful plans. How would it do + for her to tell that he had been carried away in a fiery chariot + before the eyes of the people, like Elias of old? She discarded the + idea, for fear that no one would believe it. + </p> + <p> + At first she had waited at the window, watching for her little Theseus + to return. When she saw him no more she thought that perhaps the mob + had carried him off with them. That was not an unpleasant thought; + since her fear for his return to his family was greater than her + desire for his return to her. This is easily understood: what might he + not tell at home? + </p> + <p> + It was already daylight; but Juffrouw Laps knew that it was too early + to go to the Pieterses’. Besides, what would she say? That her + little knight had run away during the night? And why? Whither? How did + she know but that he had already told the story in all its details? + </p> + <p> + She determined—not to determine upon anything, and to leave the + matter with the “Master” for the present. With this pious + resolve she climbed into her maidenly bed; and, before falling asleep, + she groaned: “If the rascal had only broken his neck, like the + high priest Eli, in First Samuel, 4!” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb282" href="#pb282">282</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + No doubt the Master saw the distress of his faithful disciple and + taught her how to meet the situation that awaited her waking; for + Leentje soon returned with the assurance of Juffrouw Laps that Walter + was out taking a morning walk. + </p> + <p> + In a way, this was the truth. The Juffrouw merely neglected to add why + he was taking a walk, and at what hour in the morning he had gone out. + Leentje, suspecting nothing, asked no questions. For her it was a + “matter of course” that he would not go out in the middle + of the night. + </p> + <p> + The family now regarded the incident as fresh evidence of Walter’s + objectionable habit of roving, and nothing more. They felt no anxiety + for his personal safety. + </p> + <p> + “There it is again!” said the mother. “The trouble + and vexation I have with that boy. Anybody else would sit down for a + while after breakfast; but he—what does he do? He runs away + before it’s hardly daylight. Is that any way to do, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “And to leave us here anxious and worrying over him!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “This is a nice caper he’s cutting again. He knows very + well that we’re all uneasy and won’t have a minute’s + peace till he comes. God only knows where he is.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel could not wait to hear more. It was time for him to go to + school. + </p> + <p> + It may be repeated that there was not a word of truth in all this + uneasiness and anxiety. The family <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb283" + href="#pb283">283</a>]</span>considered such a display to be the + proper thing; though, for the rest, they did not manifest the + slightest interest in Walter’s fate. For aught they knew some + accident might have happened to the boy; but, instead of making a + serious effort to find out what had become of him, his mother found it + easier to accuse him of indecorous conduct and general worthlessness. + </p> + <p> + Thus matters remained until Dr. Holsma’s carriage drove up + before Juffrouw Pieterse’s door that afternoon and Kaatje + alighted with her message. After the recent fright Walter had given + her, she was glad enough to escape from such close proximity to the + young lunatic. For thus she regarded him. + </p> + <p> + All rushed to the window. + </p> + <p> + “There he is; there he is!” cried the whole family in a + breath, and as loud as they could. “Did you ever! Really, he’s + sitting there in Dr. Holsma’s carriage.” + </p> + <p> + This flattering observation banished everything else from their + thoughts, and made Kaatje’s task an easy one. It was now a + simple matter for her to allay their fears. They were no longer + concerned to know where Walter <i>had been</i>. It was enough that he + was now in Dr. Holsma’s carriage. + </p> + <p> + “Ate breakfast at the doctor’s? Girl, you don’t say + so! And—and—why isn’t the coachman wearing his furs?” + </p> + <p> + Kaatje was dumbfounded and could only stammer some reference to the + season. In fact, the manner in which her message was being received + strengthened her worst suspicions of Walter’s sanity. It seemed + to her that the entire family was a little “off.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb284" href="#pb284">284</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And he really ate breakfast at the doctor’s? Do you + understand, Trudie? Ate breakfast at Dr. Holsma’s!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, he ate breakfast with us. To be sure he did. The doctor + himself said so.” + </p> + <p> + “At Dr. Holsma’s, and ate breakfast there?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly. Where else?” + </p> + <p> + “And did he use the good manners I’ve taught him?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, Juffrouw! But——” + </p> + <p> + “And is he now in the carriage with the doctor?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, Juffrouw—naturally!” + </p> + <p> + “Listen, my dear,” continued the proud mother, “I am + going to tell you something; but you need not repeat it to anybody + else. Don’t you know, that’s an unusual child!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” sighed Kaatje, thoroughly convinced, “I know + it.” + </p> + <p> + “You know it, don’t you? And do you know why? I’m + going to tell you. He’s an unusual child, because—Pietro, + move away a little, and you, too, Mina. Trudie, you can stay where you + are, but pay attention to your knitting!—he’s an unusual + child, don’t you know, because, before he was born, you + understand——” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Juffrouw!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, my dear, I dreamed of a butterfly; and it was dragging off + an elephant! You understand now?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes, Juffrouw. I understand exactly.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see? That’s the reason. Give the doctor + my politest regards, and thank him for me. If <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb285" href="#pb285">285</a>]</span>he’s only well-behaved—I + mean Walter. And the coachman wears such a fur cap only in the winter?” + </p> + <p> + Kaatje managed to escape, fully resolved never to dream of elephants + and butterflies. Such an indulgence seemed to her to be particularly + dangerous; for she now began to think in all seriousness that the + whole family was crazy, and that what she had seen in Walter was + merely a sample of the general disorder. + </p> + <p> + When a few hours later the doctor himself stopped at Juffrouw Pieterse’s, + her joy over Walter’s exaltation know no bounds. Holsma took + note of the stupid woman’s foibles and follies, and resolved to + prescribe an intellectual diet for Walter that would counteract their + influence. + </p> + <p> + Poor Juffrouw Laps! If she had only known how happily everything had + turned out, how much worry she might have spared herself! In the + seclusion of her own room she was still quoting the Bible and fighting + for her honor. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb286" href="#pb286">286</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch32" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXXII + </h2> + <p> + The reader is now invited to return to the theatre party, from which + he was called suddenly away by the anxiety experienced in certain + quarters over Walter’s disappearance. + </p> + <p> + The family took their seats, in the parquet this time, having had to + give up their box to visiting potentates. The box was still + unoccupied. + </p> + <p> + “A comedy!” Walter thought. He looked about him and + listened. + </p> + <p> + The house was crowded, and everyone was talking. Backstairs gossip and + court scandals were passed around. People were wondering who would sit + there, and who would sit <i>there</i>. Later arrivals were pushing at + one another and quarreling about seats. + </p> + <p> + “The programs for the princes are printed on silk. What do you + suppose it cost a yard?” + </p> + <p> + “Rotgans is one of the first poets!” + </p> + <p> + “Hm! Better say one of the second.” + </p> + <p> + “He’s a poet of the seventh class.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, then, one of his plays? We have poets whose song is as + clear as a bell!” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, Bilderdyk! A Phœnix!” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, these foreigners don’t understand a word of it + anyway, and it doesn’t make any difference what the play is.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s a pity about Floris.” <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb287" href="#pb287">287</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, there’s something behind that.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Bilderdyk is a patriot.” + </p> + <p> + “A genuine Hollander!” + </p> + <p> + “A genuine——” + </p> + <p> + “He will give those foreigners something to think about.” + </p> + <p> + “Sh!—— ... not much flattery. No Hollander is going + to do that.” + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” + </p> + <p> + Everybody stood up. A footman appeared in the royal box, probably to + see whether the cushions were straight on the chairs, or not. + </p> + <p> + “The idea, the very idea of standing up before a lackey!” + </p> + <p> + It was enough to make them indignant; but they had done it, even those + who protested loudest. There were city aldermen in the number, and + doctors, and professors, and prominent business men, including, + perhaps, the great Kopperlith. + </p> + <p> + Another period of babbling and waiting; then another footman appeared. + Again everybody sprang to his feet. Again all, except the silent + Holsmas, railed at such stupidity. + </p> + <p> + The crowd became more restless. Innumerable times were they fooled by + some footman or other, who opened a door to break the monotony. The + people were already beginning to complain, but softly, cautiously. + </p> + <p> + Walter was carried away with the elegance and magnificence of it all. + One thing, however, jarred upon his sense of propriety: he wondered + how such swell folk could say such commonplace things. The <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb288" href="#pb288">288</a>]</span>Holsmas + said nothing. Only once, when Uncle Sybrand pointed to a certain box, + did they join in the general hubbub. + </p> + <p> + “She will sit there, I think.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall be sorry if I have left little Erich all for nothing,” + said Mevrouw Holsma. + </p> + <p> + “He’s safe with Femke.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but I had rather be with him myself. The child is sick. I’m + not going to wait much longer.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s doubtful whether she will come with the others. I’ve + heard that she’s full of moods and mischief. She cares nothing + for convention. It seems to run in the blood.” + </p> + <p> + “If she isn’t here by ten o’clock I’m going. I + don’t care much about it, anyway.” + </p> + <p> + This conversation occupied Walter for a short time. Who was this + person on whose account Mevrouw Holsma had left the bedside of her + sick child? + </p> + <p> + The tension of expectancy was broken, and a momentary excitement + pulsed through the multitude. All arose to their feet, and remained + standing. + </p> + <p> + An emperor, or something of the kind, entered the royal box. Walter + could see little; but he inferred what was going on from whisperings + he heard about him. His majesty had made a quick rush for his chair, + turning over a few other chairs in so doing. That was a habit of his. + Then he looked about the auditorium for a moment with squinted eyes, + jerked up his chair and fell into it. He was in a hurry. The public + was now at liberty to take their seats. + </p> + <p> + The other boxes were now filled quickly, as if by a stroke of magic. + Remarkable costumes were on <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb289" + href="#pb289">289</a>]</span>exhibition. There were bodices three + inches wide, with skirts of as many yards. Voluptuous bosoms hovered + between chin and girdle. Scanty sleevelets did not know whether they + were to cover arms or shoulders. The ladies wore kid gloves reaching + to their armpits, and on their heads were turbans and flower-gardens. + The uniforms of the gentlemen were even more conspicuous. Those + shakos! The enemy would have run at the sight of them. + </p> + <p> + The orchestra began to play. It was that song about the brave Dunois, + of course. + </p> + <p> + “Arise!” someone called; and all scrambled to their feet + again in honor of the brave hero. + </p> + <p> + The curtain went up. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Yes, Minos, on the present that I gave to thee—— + </p> + <p class="line"> + ’Twas stolen from the church——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “What church?” asked Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” from William. “Poetic license. You will see + how it is.” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + ”——hangs Nisus’ crown and life.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “<span lang="fr">Qu’est-ze qu’elle changte?</span>” + cried the countess-palatine. Then she let herself out on costumes, + speaking in a noisy voice. + </p> + <p> + Walter listened like a finch. Not that he understood very well; but + everything strange interested him intensely. + </p> + <p> + Not a soul was touched by the tragic bravery of King Minos; no one was + listening. Poor Rotgans! Afterwards it was said that Napoleon had been + especially pleased with “our Snoel” and with “our + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb290" href="#pb290">290</a>]</span>Watlier.” + Goodness, Napoleon! When he was to be crowned he had Talma the mimic + to drill him for the ceremony—instead of saying to Talma: + “Look, this is the way an emperor appears when he’s + crowned!” + </p> + <p> + Walter listened attentively; even though he sometimes felt that he + could make such verses himself. + </p> + <p> + During the performance another commotion arose. One of their majesties + had asked for a glass of orange lemonade; and this was something the + buffetier did not have. A runner was dispatched to the drug-store post + haste. He returned with a bottle of lemon-syrup. The situation became + threatening. The news spread like fire that they were making a “Majesty” + wait for such a trifle. King Minos declared: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man—” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “<span lang="fr">De l’eau de fleur d’orange! que + diantre!</span>” cried a chamberlain. And Minos noticed that + nobody was interested in what was going on in his interior. + </p> + <p> + A confectioner up on “Olympus” allowed his light to flash + out and gave some valuable information; but the police had him by the + collar in a jiffy. He was to be dragged away and put in confinement + for the present. The technical charge was, “Making a + demonstration for the House of Orange.” At that time the House + of Orange was in exile, and Napoleon’s brother was king of + Holland. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man—” + </p> + </div> + <p> + repeated Minos with gusto. The conductor of the orchestra seized his + baton and was going to play, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb291" + href="#pb291">291</a>]</span>“Hail to the Emperor.” Many + stood up in readiness to escape in case of danger. + </p> + <p> + In the meantime the prisoner was screaming as if he were possessed; + but the two Italian police that Napoleon had brought with him could + not understand a word. + </p> + <p> + The emperor himself had forgotten that he had called for orange water + and was now engrossed in a military map. + </p> + <p> + “Qu’ a-t-il?” he seemed to be asking the lady next + to him. + </p> + <p> + Minos had begun again and was once more repeating his assurance that + “feelings of pleasure thrill——” + </p> + <p> + Walter noted that the grown-up members of the Holsma party did not pay + the slightest attention to the play. + </p> + <p> + “If she doesn’t come soon, I’m going,” Mevrouw + Holsma repeated. + </p> + <p> + “Perhaps she’s sitting further back in the emperor’s + box, where we can’t see her.” + </p> + <p> + “I’ve heard that in Paris she never stays fifteen minutes + in the same place. Maybe we shall find her somewhere else,” + remarked another. + </p> + <p> + “I am not going to wait but five minutes longer. My little Erich + is worth more to me than a thousand cousins——” + </p> + <p> + “Of the king,” added Holsma. + </p> + <p> + Walter had thought that they meant Femke. What, then, could be so + interesting about the princess? The boxes were full of them. + </p> + <p> + At the close of the third act Mevrouw Holsma left with Uncle Sybrand, + who was to return with Femke. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb292" + href="#pb292">292</a>]</span>“If she will come,” he said. + “For she cares nothing for such a fuss.” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew better. Uncle Sybrand ought to have seen her in the + “Juniper Berry.” But a knight tells no tales. + </p> + <p> + Old Minos is insanely in love with Ismene, who is so beautiful and + virtuous. Scylla is insanely in love with Minos, who is old and + dignified. Ismene is in love with Focus, who is a hero; and, possibly, + Focus loves Ismene, though he does not treat her quite gallantly. He + says to her: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they’re odious!<span + class="corr" id="xd0e6328" title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + </div> + <p> + The tumult on Mount Olympus began afresh. Had the rebellious + confectioner returned? All eyes were directed toward the gallery. A + policeman in uniform was seen remonstrating in vain with some men on + the front seat. In order to make them understand his French, or + Italian, he was pulling at their arms. They were to understand that he + did not want to arrest them, or kill them, but merely wanted them to + give up their seats. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they’re odious!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Qu’ y a-t-il encore?” asked the emperor again; and, + when one of the chamberlains answered his question, he laughed + heartily. Heads were together everywhere. Something interesting was + going forward on Mount Olympus. People whispered and tittered and + laughed outright. Their eyes were fastened on the gallery. Even the + emperor stood up and leaned out of his box. But it did no good: he + could not see around the corner. He was surprised at this. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb293" href="#pb293">293</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The countess-palatine, however, had got to the bottom of the matter. + She was exchanging telegraphic messages with someone in the background + on Mount Olympus. No one was thinking of Rotgans’ play. + </p> + <p> + She was greeting someone with that famous fan. Whom? The rebellious + confectioner? With arms extended she was testifying that there was + something extraordinary up there among that rabble. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they’re odious!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + The countess-palatine threw off all restraint, and laughed and + laughed. After the emperor had laughed hilarity was permissible. Her + pleasure was beyond her control. + </p> + <p> + I should have to have a double pen to report what Uncle Sybrand said + on his return, and, at the same time, reproduce the exclamation that + escaped Walter, who was looking towards the gallery with eyes and + mouth wide open. + </p> + <p> + “Where is Femke?” asked Holsma. + </p> + <p> + “She didn’t want to come,” replied Uncle Sybrand. + “Just as I said.” + </p> + <p> + “There she is!” cried Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Who?” + </p> + <p> + “Femke, M’neer, Femke, Femke—that is Femke! And she——” + </p> + <p> + The girl above had taken hold of the policeman by the collar and, + pushing him to one side, had pressed forward to the front row. There + she had seated herself on the laps of the fellows the policeman had + been <span class="corr" id="xd0e6361" title="Source: negotiationg"> + negotiating</span> with in vain. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb294" + href="#pb294">294</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “It is Femke, M’neer. If only they don’t hurt her!” + </p> + <p> + Again the emperor stood up and stared at Mount Olympus. He saw the + girl with the North Holland cap and nodded to her. The + countess-palatine greeted again with her fan, as if she would + congratulate her on securing the seat. + </p> + <p> + “But, M’neer, it is Femke,” cried Walter, amazed + that he received no answer. + </p> + <p> + Even Holsma and Sybrand were surprised, but not so much so as Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Now, children,” said Holsma, “you can tell your + mother that we saw her.” And to Walter he continued, “That + girl is a relation of ours.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “No, that isn’t her name; and——” + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, don’t I know Femke?” + </p> + <p> + That sounded quite different from what Walter had said that evening + when he “denied” her. + </p> + <p> + The girl’s big blue eyes, roving about the hall, suddenly fell + on Walter. She bent over, looked him attentively in the face, then + nodded to him and threw him a kiss. + </p> + <p> + At least, he thought it was that way; and it was that way. But + everyone in the parquet thought that the kiss had been intended for + him. Folk of quality were annoyed at the insolence of the peasant + wench; while more “sporty” persons returned the attention. + </p> + <p> + Soon hissing was heard. The news had leaked out that Princess Erika, + the cousin of the king, had dressed in the national costume to show + her affection for the people. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb295" + href="#pb295">295</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you believe it, M’neer? I tell you that is + Femke,” Walter assured him with tears in his eyes. + </p> + <p> + “No, no, my boy. That girl is not Femke.” + </p> + <p> + “But, she greeted me!” + </p> + <p> + “You saw the emperor greet her; and you know he would not salute + a wash-girl.” + </p> + <p> + That was perhaps true; but it was hard for Walter to accept it. And, + on the other hand, it was just as hard for him to believe that the + princess was a cousin of the Holsmas. + </p> + <p> + Again he imagined that the girl was nodding to him and motioning her + lips. It looked to him as if she said: “My brother!” + Walter lisped the words after her and pressed both hands to his + breast. + </p> + <p> + Yes, now he had it! They considered him a little daft and wanted to + cure him of his fixed idea. That would explain the visit to the + theatre and also Femke’s alleged unwillingness to come with + Uncle Sybrand. But—how did she dare to interfere with the + policeman? And the greeting from the emperor? And how did Holsma know + that he had “denied” Femke, and that her presence could + threaten his peace of mind? + </p> + <p> + “Oh, M’neer, let Femke sit here! I will be perfectly + quiet. I am so afraid she will get hurt up there among those men.” + </p> + <p> + Holsma looked at him wistfully. After all, could Kaatje have been + right about it? He sought to distract Walter’s attention by + referring to other things; but it was useless. + </p> + <p> + “All right,” said Holsma at last “I just wanted to + tease you a little. Femke is sitting up there, because <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb296" href="#pb296">296</a>]</span>she—doesn’t + wish to sit here. She thinks that it wouldn’t be proper, because + she’s only a wash-girl. She’s afraid we would be ashamed. + You see?” + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, no one need be ashamed to sit by her. Not even + the emperor.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes,” agreed Holsma. “Quite so. Femke is a + brave girl and doesn’t need to cringe before anybody. Watch the + play, my boy.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was willing to do what the doctor said, but not without taking + leave of that glorious apparition. He looked up; and she smiled to him + again. Then she took from her breast a rose branch, with three buds on + it, held it <span class="corr" id="xd0e6418" title="Not in source">a</span> + moment between the forefinger and thumb of her left hand, pointed to + Walter with her right and let it fall. + </p> + <p> + The rosebuds landed on the bald pate of a stout gentleman near the + Holsma party. He seized them and examined them admiringly; but, before + he could decide what to do with them, Walter had sprung over half a + dozen chairs and deprived him of the precious property. With a glance + toward Olympus, Walter pressed the roses to his lips. Princess Erika + nodded approval; and the playful countess-palatine applauded lustily. + </p> + <p> + That was more than Walter could bear. He had never forgiven himself + for denying her; but she, the noble, the big-hearted, the majestic + one!—she had proclaimed her pardon publicly before the people. + And that was why she preferred to sit in the gallery. She had washed + away the black spots from his soul; she had restored his soiled + chivalry. These thoughts flashed through Walter’s mind like + lightning. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb297" href="#pb297">297</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + He sank to the floor in a faint. But was it any wonder? + </p> + <p> + The Holsmas took him home with them for the night; and another message + was sent to Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see, Stoffel? Just as I said! I don’t + care if <span class="corr" id="xd0e6432" title="Source: eveybody"> + everybody</span> knows it. He’s simply living at Dr. Holsma’s. + Trudie, don’t forget when Leentje goes to the grocer’s—— + Upon my soul, he’s at Dr. Holsma’s all the time!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb298" href="#pb298">298</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch33" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXXIII + </h2> + <p> + The next morning, Sunday, the doctor invited Walter into his study. He + spoke to him sympathetically and encouraged the boy to lay his case + before him; though he avoided everything that might make Walter + believe that his experiences were anything extraordinary. He already + knew more about it than Walter could tell. Even Walter’s + adventure with Juffrouw Laps was perfectly transparent to him. There + was nothing lost to him because of the boy’s lack of skill in + handling the story. + </p> + <p> + While Walter poured out to him his inner experiences, Holsma listened + quietly, as if it was all familiar to him. Walter’s reverence + and passion for the good he interpreted as a commonplace phenomenon + incident to budding youth. He treated the boy’s love for Femke + as an ordinary matter. He admitted that it had been exactly the same + way with him when he was a boy—a method that few parents and + educators seem to be familiar with. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, certainly, my boy. In such moods a fellow would like + to be everywhere at the same time, ruling, regulating and putting + things into order. He feels that he’s responsible for + everything; and it hurts him to see so much crookedness in the world. + I know very well how it is. But you must consider the means <span + class="pagenum"> [<a id="pb299" href="#pb299">299</a>]</span>and + remedies at your disposal. How are you going to begin to improve + things?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was silent. + </p> + <p> + “Do you think that everyone is bad? I suppose you hardly think + that. There are plenty of people in the world who wish for the same + things that you are worrying about. Why don’t they change the + world?” + </p> + <p> + Again Walter was silent. The very simplicity with which Holsma put the + question disconcerted him. + </p> + <p> + “I will try to help you out. Do you believe that I am a good + man?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes!” cried Walter enthusiastically. + </p> + <p> + “You think so? Well, I think so too. I should be ashamed not to + be able to say that. Why don’t I reform the world? You often + speak of Africa. That’s because you don’t know that + country, my boy. And I, who am a good man, have not abolished slavery. + Why not, do you suppose?” + </p> + <p> + Walter returned no answer. Holsma was busy with a surgical operation. + Is it any wonder that the patient tried to withdraw the member that + was being cut away? + </p> + <p> + “I will present the matter to you differently. Do you hear that + knocking and hammering? Listen! That comes from the blacksmith’s + shop over there. It isn’t so bad on Sunday; but you can easily + imagine that the noise sometimes disturbs me.” + </p> + <p> + “In case of sickness!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and also when I wish to think. And then I should like to + see the blacksmiths swept away—quick—just like that! But + why don’t I do it?” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb300" + href="#pb300">300</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Because—because you can’t, M’neer.” + </p> + <p> + “Quite right. For the same reason I have not yet corrected any + of the wrongs in Africa. Nor in Asia; nor in America; nor in other + countries that I might mention. But yesterday evening, when you were + taken sick in the theatre, I brought you home with me and put you to + bed. Then I sent a messenger to quiet your mother. That was my duty, + wasn’t it? + </p> + <p> + “No thanks, my boy. It seemed to me to be my duty; and I did it—because + I could. Whatever is impossible, is not my duty; and that’s the + reason I don’t take those blacksmiths between my thumb and + forefinger and transport them to some other clime. For the same reason + I don’t fret over doings in Africa. Impossible duty is no duty; + and running after the impossible interferes with the performance of + real duties. At school did you ever fail to know a lesson?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes, very often! But not lately; because Femke——” + </p> + <p> + “Leave Femke out of account for the present. I may say something + about her another time. When you were neglecting your books at school, + you were thinking of other things, things far removed from your work. + </p> + <p> + “That is a mistake that many young people make—don’t + be offended: I did the same thing—and usually on account of + laziness. It is more convenient to imagine one’s self soaring + over the distant mountain top than to lift a foot and step over the + stone just in front of one. Of all the million things that you would + like to do there are only a very few that you can do. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb301" href="#pb301">301</a>]</span>Busy + yourself with these few. That is the way to succeed. Whatever comes + up, always ask: ‘What is my immediate duty?’ Will you + promise to do this?” + </p> + <p> + Walter gave Holsma his hand on it. + </p> + <p> + “And you would like to know more, my boy? I would, too. What + lies before you? Well, you are behind in your studies. Other boys of + your age know more. We will speak of that again, however; for that is + something to be attended to later, and does not come under the head of + immediate duty. That smattering of Latin, for which you envy William, + you can acquire in a few months, when once you’ve learned how to + use your will. The enemies you have to fight now are quite different + from the knights of your romances. Do not underestimate the + difficulties you will have to contend with. That might result in your + defeat. You must learn to use your intellectual faculties at will; and + keep a firm grip on ‘Fancy,’ or else she will throw you + head over heels. Dreaming is not living.” + </p> + <p> + Walter nodded assent. + </p> + <p> + “True manliness,” Holsma continued, “means, to do + what has to be done, no difference how insignificant it may be. What + would you think of a lot of knights, who let tramps beat them over the + heads because their code of honor did not allow them to fight with + tramps? You are going into business now: come to me in a month and + tell me if you have kept your word. Then we will speak further; but—that + first! Will you?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly I shall keep my word, M’neer. But, M’neer, + may I ask——?” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb302" + href="#pb302">302</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “About Femke? Well, that is a good, brave girl. She’s a + cousin of mine.” + </p> + <p> + “But how did she happen to be——?” + </p> + <p> + “The young lady in the theatre wasn’t Femke. That was + Princess Erika. We wanted to see her because her ancestors were + related to ours. You rogue, you! There was nothing special about that.” + </p> + <p> + “A real princess?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes; and Femke is a real wash-girl. I hope that Princess Erika + has as admirable a character as Femke. But don’t attribute too + much importance to this, my boy. Such differences in related families + are of frequent occurrence, whether one notices them, or not. There + was a time when Erika’s forefathers dressed themselves in skins; + and mine did the same. We don’t know whether she is aware that + she has relations here or not. Uncle Sybrand found out—well, he + takes a sort of pleasure in tracing out the identity of opposites. + Rightly understood, the world is smaller than you imagine; everything + is a link in the same sequence. Who knows but that you may turn the + course of history to-morrow, when you go to work for—what is the + style of the firm?” + </p> + <p> + “Ouwetyd & Kopperlith.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, when you go to work for Ouwetyd & Kopperlith. But, + whether it’s to be an historical event, or not, perform your + immediate duty. That is the chivalrous, manly thing for you to do—if + you will take my advice. Will you?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, M’neer! But—Femke?” + </p> + <p> + “There you go again! She has nothing to do with <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb303" href="#pb303">303</a>]</span>your + immediate duty. The lady that you must attend upon and serve + faithfully is—who?” + </p> + <p> + “Do <span class="corr" id="xd0e6515" title="Source: your"> you</span> + mean ‘Business’?” + </p> + <p> + “Right. If you are determined to know more about Femke, I will + tell you what she says. She says that for the present you must think + of nothing but your work.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I will, I will!” + </p> + <p> + “For about ten years.” + </p> + <p> + “Ten years? Ten?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that is what she said when she heard how little you know + and how little you can do.” + </p> + <p> + “Ten years?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that is what she said. Perhaps eight, perhaps twelve, + perhaps twenty. One cannot say exactly beforehand. You understand + that, don’t you?” + </p> + <p> + “Ten years!” + </p> + <p> + “So she said.” + </p> + <p> + “I will!” + </p> + <p> + “Good. It will give me pleasure—and Femke, too. Don’t + imagine it will be particularly difficult. Ten years ago thousands + began just where you will begin to-morrow; and they are still alive. + So, you see, it can be done. Besides, think only of the first month; + and then the time will seem shorter. I shall expect you to come to see + me in about a month; then we shall have more to say.” + </p> + <p> + Before Walter left, he promised again to banish all boyish follies + from his thoughts. But he put away the rosebuds; and he kept them. + </p> + </div> + </div> + <div class="back"> + <div class="transcribernote"> + <h2> + Colophon + </h2> + <h3> + Availability + </h3> + <p> + This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with + almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or + re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included + with this eBook or online at <a class="exlink" title="External link" + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/">www.gutenberg.org</a>. + </p> + <p> + This eBook is produced by the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at + <a class="exlink" title="External link" href="http://www.pgdp.net/"> + www.pgdp.net</a>. + </p> + <p> + The text is based on the scans made available by Google Books <a + class="exlink" title="External link" + href="http://books.google.com/books?id=dqAuAAAAMAAJ">1</a> and <a + class="exlink" title="External link" + href="http://books.google.com/books?id=nC5MAAAAMAAJ">2</a>. The first + set of scans are also available via the <a class="exlink" + title="External link" + href="http://www.archive.org/details/walterpietersea00multgoog"> + Internet Archive</a>. + </p> + <p> + A Dutch version, <i><a class="pglink" + title="Link to Project Gutenberg ebook" + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/23796">Woutertje Pieterse</a></i> + is also available in Project Gutenberg. Note that due to the + complicated publication history of this work, as explained in the + introduction here, this text only partly corresponds to the Dutch + version. Furthermore, the translator has taken certain liberties in + omitting materials. + </p> + <h3> + Encoding + </h3> + <h3> + Revision History + </h3> + <ol class="lsoff"> + <li> + 2009-09-28 Started. + </li> + </ol> + <h3> + External References + </h3> + <p> + This Project Gutenberg eBook contains external references. These links + may not work for you. + </p> + <h3> + Corrections + </h3> + <p> + The following corrections have been applied to the text: + </p> + <table width="75%" summary="Overview of corrections applied to the text."> + <tr> + <th> + Page + </th> + <th> + Source + </th> + <th> + Correction + </th> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e511">2</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e514">2</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e554">4</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + be + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e622">10</a> + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + <td> + : + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e857">25</a> + </td> + <td> + arrangemnet + </td> + <td> + arrangement + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e955">32</a> + </td> + <td> + Pickeled + </td> + <td> + Pickled + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1140">43</a> + </td> + <td> + for + </td> + <td> + if + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1211">44</a> + </td> + <td> + aquiescence + </td> + <td> + acquiescence + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1308">47</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1431">54</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1470">55</a> + </td> + <td> + . + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1551">59</a> + </td> + <td> + resectable + </td> + <td> + respectable + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1620">63</a> + </td> + <td> + interupt + </td> + <td> + interrupt + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2035">79</a> + </td> + <td> + undestand + </td> + <td> + understand + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2111">82</a> + </td> + <td> + Price + </td> + <td> + Prince + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2265">89</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2330">91</a> + </td> + <td> + indiscribable + </td> + <td> + indescribable + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2819">113</a> + </td> + <td> + Hülshoff + </td> + <td> + Hulshoff + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2822">113</a> + </td> + <td> + Hellendoorm + </td> + <td> + Hellendoorn + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2854">115</a> + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + <td> + . + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2999">126</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3066">129</a> + </td> + <td> + neighbourhood + </td> + <td> + neighborhood + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3079">129</a> + </td> + <td> + come + </td> + <td> + came + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3409">144</a> + </td> + <td> + By + </td> + <td> + by + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3440">146</a> + </td> + <td> + know + </td> + <td> + known + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3490">148</a> + </td> + <td> + Bilderdijk + </td> + <td> + Bilderdyk + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3497">149</a> + </td> + <td> + Riding-hood + </td> + <td> + Riding Hood + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3980">178</a> + </td> + <td> + minature + </td> + <td> + miniature + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4168">189</a> + </td> + <td> + Juffrow + </td> + <td> + Juffrouw + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4214">194</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4250">196</a> + </td> + <td> + spirts + </td> + <td> + spirits + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4696">216</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4729">218</a> + </td> + <td> + parobolic + </td> + <td> + parabolic + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4780">220</a> + </td> + <td> + Sietska + </td> + <td> + Sietske + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4915">227</a> + </td> + <td> + family, the female part, of course, was still in the + </td> + <td> + young people need during eight hours without suf + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5104">237</a> + </td> + <td> + women + </td> + <td> + woman + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5165">240</a> + </td> + <td> + way + </td> + <td> + away + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5175">240</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5559">256</a> + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + <td> + . + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5600">258</a> + </td> + <td> + descendent + </td> + <td> + descendant + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5971">275</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6049">279</a> + </td> + <td> + stupdity + </td> + <td> + stupidity + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6328">292</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6361">293</a> + </td> + <td> + negotiationg + </td> + <td> + negotiating + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6418">296</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + a + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6432">297</a> + </td> + <td> + eveybody + </td> + <td> + everybody + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6515">303</a> + </td> + <td> + your + </td> + <td> + you + </td> + </tr> + </table> + </div> + </div> + +<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30135 ***</div> + </body> +</html> diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6312041 --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +This eBook, including all associated images, markup, improvements, +metadata, and any other content or labor, has been confirmed to be +in the PUBLIC DOMAIN IN THE UNITED STATES. + +Procedures for determining public domain status are described in +the "Copyright How-To" at https://www.gutenberg.org. + +No investigation has been made concerning possible copyrights in +jurisdictions other than the United States. Anyone seeking to utilize +this eBook outside of the United States should confirm copyright +status under the laws that apply to them. diff --git a/README.md b/README.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..96f7708 --- /dev/null +++ b/README.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Project Gutenberg (https://www.gutenberg.org) public repository for +eBook #30135 (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/30135) diff --git a/old/30135-0.txt b/old/30135-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..986212f --- /dev/null +++ b/old/30135-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10437 @@ +The Project Gutenberg eBook of Walter Pieterse, by Multatuli + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and +most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions +whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms +of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at +www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you +will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before +using this eBook. + +Title: Walter Pieterse + +Author: Multatuli + +Translator: Hubert Evans + +Release Date: September 29, 2009 [eBook #30135] +[Most recently updated: January 15, 2021] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +Produced by: The Online Distributed Proofreading Team + +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WALTER PIETERSE *** + + + + + + Walter Pieterse + A Story of Holland + + By + Multatuli + (Eduard Douwes Dekker) + + Translated by + Hubert Evans, Ph. D. + + + + New York + Friderici & Gareis + 6 East Seventeenth Street + + + + + + + Copyright, 1904, + By + Friderici & Gareis + + + + + + + +PREFACE + + +Most of us know that The Hague is somewhere in Holland; and we all +know that Queen Wilhelmina takes a beautiful picture; but to how many +of us has it occurred that the land of Spinoza and Rembrandt is still +running a literary shop? + +How many of us have ever heard of Eduard Douwes Dekker? Very few, +I fear, except professional critics. And yet, the man who, forty +years ago, became famous as Multatuli (I have borne much), was not +only the greatest figure in the modern literature of the Netherlands, +but one of the most powerful and original writers in the literature +of the world. An English critic has called him the Heine of Holland; +Anatole France calls him the Voltaire of the Netherlands. + +Eduard Douwes Dekker was born in 1820, at Amsterdam, his father being +the captain of a merchantman trading in the Dutch colonies. At the age +of eighteen Dekker sailed on his father's vessel for the East Indies, +determined to abandon the business career that had been mapped out for +him and enter the colonial service. In 1839 he received a clerkship +in the civil service at Batavia. He now remained in the employ of +the government for seventeen years, being promoted from one grade to +another until he was made Assistant Resident of Lebak in 1856. + +In this important position he used his influence to better the +condition of the natives; but, to his sorrow, he soon found that he +did not have the support of his superiors. What he conceived to be +right clashed with the line of conduct he was expected to follow. In +a rash moment of "righteous indignation" he handed in his resignation; +and it was accepted. + +This hasty step put an end to a brilliant political career and entailed +upon Dekker years of disappointment and hardship. Seeing that he was +pursuing the wrong method to help either the Javanese, or himself, +he immediately tried to get reinstated, but without success. In 1857 +he returned to Holland and applied to the home government, hoping to +be vindicated and restored to his post. Again he was disappointed. The +government offered him another desirable position; but, as it was a +matter of principle with Dekker, he declined it. + +When he saw that it was useless to importune the government further, +Dekker made his appeal to the people in "Max Havelaar" (1860). The book +was an instant success and made the name of Multatuli famous. Through +the perfidy of a supposed friend, however, Dekker failed to get very +substantial material rewards from this work. For ten years yet he +was struggling with poverty. + +The Bohemian life that Dekker was now compelled to live--his family +was on the sufferance of friends--estranged him from his wife and +strengthened what some might call an unfortunate--or, at least, an +untimely--literary friendship that Dekker had formed with a certain +Miss Mimi Schepel, of The Hague. The spiritual affinity between the +two soon developed a passion that neither could resist. This estimable +lady, who afterwards became Dekker's second wife, is still living, +and has edited Dekker's letters in nine volumes. Dekker died in +February, 1887, at his home in Nieder-Ingelheim, where he had lived +for several years. + +The "Woutertje Pieterse" story was first published in Dekker's +seven volume work entitled "Ideen." Here it is sandwiched in between +miscellaneous sketches, essays and treatises, being scattered all +the way from Vol. I to Vol. VII. The story falls naturally into two +parts, of which the present volume is the first part. The second part, +written in a different key, deals with "Walter's Apprenticeship." + +A good deal of the flax, or silk, of his Chinaman's pigtail, to use +Dekker's form of expression, I have unraveled as being extraneous +matter. However, despite these omissions, it is quite possible that +some very sensitive person may still find objectionable allusions in +the book. If so, I must refer that one to the shade of Multatuli. From +his own admission his shoulders were evidently broad; and, no doubt, +they will be able to bear the additional strain. + + + Hubert Evans. + +New York City, + November, 1904. + + + + + + + + +CONTENTS + + +† Page + +Chapter I + + The origin of the story: regarding poetry, incurable love, + false hair, and the hero of the story--The dangers of fame and + the advantage of the upper shelf--The Chinaman's pigtail, and + the collar of humanity 1 + +Chapter II + + An Italian robber on the "Buitensingel" in Amsterdam--The bitter + suffering of the virtuous Amalia--Wax candles, the palisades of + morality--The cunning of the little Hallemans--The limitations + of space 9 + +Chapter III + + The difference between a sugar bowl and a Bible--Leentje's virtues + and defects--An unfounded suspicion against Pennewip's honor 18 + +Chapter IV + + The profound silence of Juffrouw Laps--Stoffel's sermon--Walter's + fidelity to Glorioso--The last king of Athens--Ruined stomachs + and bursted ear-drums 24 + +Chapter V + + How one may become a great man--The cleverness of + M'sieu Millaire--Versifying and the art of classifying + everything--Hobby-horses 27 + +Chapter VI + + Preparations for a party--The assignment of rÙles--The conflict + between wishing and being--Some tricks of fancy--The two + sawmills--Amalia and the ducks 34 + +Chapter VII + + Poetry and wigs--The vexation and despair of the latter 42 + +Chapter VIII + + A tea-evening, and how it began--Some gaps in the author's + knowledge--Stoffel's zoˆlogical joke--The cause of the last Punic + war--And the advantage of smoking 48 + +Chapter IX + + Echoes of the last Punic war--The defeat of Hannibal (Laps) + by Scipio (Pennewip) 61 + +Chapter X + + Causes of the tedious peace in Europe, showing the value + of a "tea-evening" as a study--Specimens of school-verse + concluded--Suitable for society poets and clever children 68 + +Chapter XI + + Report on the condition of the leading characters after the + catastrophe--Walter again: a character-study 75 + +Chapter XII + + Leentje as a comforter and questioner--Prince Walter and his + dominions 80 + +Chapter XIII + + Convincing proofs of Walter's improvement--His first invitation--A + study in love--Paradise and Peri 87 + +Chapter XIV + + Great changes in the Pieterse family--Walter becomes poet-laureate + at the court of Juffrouw Laps--The mountains of Asia--The bridge, + Glorioso, and love--again 102 + +Chapter XV + + Walter's dream--A swell coachman--Juffrouw Laps's difficulties + 117 + +Chapter XVI + + Femke hunts for Walter, and finds him under peculiar + circumstances--Her adventures by the way 125 + +Chapter XVII + + The widower's birthday--Klaasje's poem, and how a surprise may + involve further surprises 132 + +Chapter XVIII + + Walter's recovery--The doctor's pictures--Amsterdam dramaturgy + 138 + +Chapter XIX + + Pastors, sermons, and Juffrouw Laps--Chocolate, timidity, and + love--The fire that didn't break out--Some details of religious + belief 150 + +Chapter XX + + Our hero calls on the doctor--Some strange happenings--How Walter + delivered his present 161 + +Chapter XXI + + Ophelia reaches her destination, and Femke becomes a + queen--Walter's first experience "proposing"--Choosing a + profession 170 + +Chapter XXII + + Walter enters the real world--The firm Motto, Business & Co.--The + technique of the novel--And the snuff of the Romans 180 + +Chapter XXIII + + How one may become a "prodigal" by studying the story of the + Prodigal Son 194 + +Chapter XXIV + + Why Walter did not see Femke--The worldliness of a servant of + the church--The secret of Father Jansen's deafness in his left + ear 201 + +Chapter XXV + + Kings and doughnuts--How the masses soar and fall--Walter's + cowardice and remorse of conscience--A good remedy for the + blues 211 + +Chapter XXVI + + Our hero retires thinking of Princess Erika, to be aroused + by robbers and murderers, who are in collusion with Juffrouw + Laps 225 + +Chapter XXVII + + Walter alone with a pious lady, or Juffrouw Laps on the war-path + 240 + +Chapter XXVIII + + A midnight kiss--A wonderful statue in the "Juniper Berry"-- + Republicans and True Dutch hearts--A sailor with--Femke? 245 + +Chapter XXIX + + Sunrise on the "Dam"--An exciting encounter with a water-nymph--A + letter from heaven--America, a haven for prodigal sons 260 + +Chapter XXX + + A message from Femke, which Walter fails to understand--Dr. Holsma + to the rescue--Femke and family portraits--Femke, and once more + Femke 270 + +Chapter XXXI + + Stoffel's view of the matter--Juffrouw Laps's distress, and + Juffrouw Pieterse's elation--Elephants and butterflies, and + Kaatje's conception of heredity 279 + +Chapter XXXII + + A theatrical performance under difficulties--The contest between + Napoleon and King Minos of Crete--A Goddess on Mt. Olympus--Kisses + and rosebuds 286 + +Chapter XXXIII + + Conclusion 298 + + + + + + + + + +WALTER PIETERSE + + + + +CHAPTER I + + +I don't know the year; but, since the reader will be interested to +know the time when this story begins, I will give him a few facts to +serve as landmarks. + +My mother complained that provisions were dear, and fuel as well. So +it must have been before the discovery of Political Economy. Our +servant-girl married the barber's assistant, who had only one +leg. "Such a saving of shoe-leather," the good little soul argued. But +from this fact one might infer that the science of Political Economy +had already been discovered. + +At all events, it was a long time ago. Amsterdam had no sidewalks, +import duties were still levied, in some civilized countries there were +still gallows, and people didn't die every day of nervousness. Yes, +it was a long time ago. + +The Hartenstraat! I have never comprehended why this street should +be called thus. Perhaps it is an error, and one ought to write +Hertenstraat, or something else. I have never found more "heartiness" +there than elsewhere; besides, "harts" were not particularly plentiful, +although the place could boast of a poulterer and dealer in venison. + +I haven't been there for a long time, and I only remember that the +Straat connects two main canal-streets, canals that I would fill up +if I had the power to make Amsterdam one of the most beautiful cities +of Europe. + +My predilection for Amsterdam, our metropolis, does not make me +blind to her faults. Among these I would mention first her complete +inability to serve as the scene of things romantic. One finds here +no masked Dominos on the street, the common people are everywhere +open to inspection, no Ghetto, no Templebar, no Chinese quarter, +no mysterious courtyard. Whoever commits murder is hanged; and the +girls are called "Mietje" and "Jansje"--everything prose. + +It requires courage to begin a story in a place ending with +"dam." There it is difficult to have "Emeranties" and "HÈloises"; +but even these would be of little use, since all of these belles have +already been profaned. + +How do the French authors manage, though, to dress up their "Margots" +and "Marions" as ideals and protect their "Henris" and "Ernestes" +from the trite and trivial? These last remind one of M'sieu Henri or +M'sieu Erneste just about like our castle embankments remind one of +filthy water. + +Goethe was a courageous man: Gretchen, Kl‰rchen---- + +But I, in the Hartenstraat! + +However, I am not writing a romance; and even if I should write one, +I don't see why I shouldn't publish it as a true story. For it is +a true story, the story of one who in his youth was in love with a +sawmill and had to endure this torture for a long time. + +For love is torture, even if it is only love for a sawmill. + +It will be seen that the story is going to be quite simple, in fact +too frail to stand alone. So here and there I am going to plait +something in with the thread of the narrative, just as the Chinaman +does with his pigtail when it is too thin. He has no Eau de Lob or +oil from Macassar--but I admit that I have never found at Macassar +any berries which yielded the required oil. + +To begin, in the Hartenstraat was a book-shop and circulating +library. A small boy with a city complexion stood on the step and +seemed to be unable to open the door. It was evident that he was +trying to do something that was beyond his strength. + +He stretched out his hand towards the door knob repeatedly, but +every time he interrupted this motion either by stopping to pull +unnecessarily at a big square-cut collar that rested on his shoulders +like a yoke, or by uselessly lifting his hand to screen an ingenuous +cough. + +He was apparently lost in the contemplation of the pictures that +covered the panes of glass in the door, turning them into a model +chart of inconceivable animals, four-cornered trees and impossible +soldiers. He was glancing continually to one side, like a criminal +who fears that he is going to be caught in the act. It was manifest +that he had something in view which must be concealed from passers-by, +and from posterity, for that matter. His left hand was thrust under +the skirts of his little coat, clutching convulsively at something +concealed in his trousers pocket. To look at him one would have +thought that Walter contemplated a burglary, or something of the kind. + +For his name was Walter. + +It is a fortunate thing that it occurred to me to relate his history; +and now I consider it my duty to report that he was entirely innocent +of any burglarious or murderous intentions. + +I only wish I could clear him of other sins as easily as this. The +object he was turning and twisting in his left breeches pocket was +not a house-key, nor a jimmy, nor a club, nor a tomahawk, nor any +infernal machine: It was a small piece of paper containing fourteen +stivers, which he had raised on his New Testament with Psalms at +the grocer's on the "Ouwebrug"; and the thing that held him fast on +the Hartenstraat was nothing more or less than his entrance into the +magic world of romance. He was going to read "Glorioso." + +Glorioso! Reader, there are many imitations, but only one Glorioso. All +the Rinaldos and Fra Diavolos are not to be mentioned in the same +breath with Glorioso, this incomparable hero who carried away +countesses by the dozen, plundered popes and cardinals as if they +were ordinary fallible people, and made a testament-thief of Walter +Pieterse. + +To be sure, Glorioso was not to blame for this last, certainly not. One +ought to be ashamed to be a hero, or a genius, or even a robber, if +on this account one is to be held responsible for all the crimes that +may be committed years afterwards in the effort to get possession of +one's history. + +I myself object to any accusation of complicity in those evil deeds +that are committed after my death in quenching the thirst for knowledge +of my fate. Indeed, I shall never be deterred from a famous career +merely by the thought that some one may sell the New Testament to +get hold of the "Life and Deeds of Multatuli." + +"You rascal, what are you loitering around here for? If you want +anything, come in; if you don't, make yourself scarce." + +And now Walter had to go in, or else abandon his cherished +Glorioso. But the man who bent over the counter and twisted himself +like a crane to open the door and snarl these words at our young hero +did not have a face that advised anything like turning back. He was +angry. At first Walter had not had the courage to go in; now he did +not dare to turn back. He felt himself drawn in. It was as if the +book-shop swallowed him. + +"Glorioso, if you please, M'neer, and here----" He drew that infernal +machine from his pocket. "And here is money----" + +For he had learned from his schoolmates, who had infected him with +this craving for romance, that at the circulating library strangers +must deposit a forfeit. + +The shopman seemed to regard himself as "sufficiently protected" +by the sum produced. He took down a small volume, which was greasy +and well worn, and bore both within and without the traces of much +unclean enjoyment. + +I am certain that the "Sermons of Pastor Splitvesel," which stood +undisturbed on the top shelf and looked down contemptuously on +the literature of the day, would have been ashamed to bring their +spotless binding into contact with so much uncleanliness. But it is +not difficult to remain clean in the upper row. I find, therefore, +that the "sermons" were unjust; and the same is true of many sermons. + +After Walter had given his name to the man in a trembling voice, he +stuck the reward of his misdeed under his coat and hurried out the +door, like a cat making away with the prey for which it has waited +for hours. + +Walter ran and ran, and did not know where to go. He couldn't go home; +he was watched too closely there,--which was not very difficult, +as the space was rather limited. + +He selected quiet streets and finally came to a gateway that he +remembered to have seen several times. It was a low, smooth arch, +where it always smelled like ashes. Here, as a truant, he had taken +that leap! He was with Franz Halleman, who had dared him to cut sacred +studies and jump from the top of this arch. Walter did it just because +little Franz had questioned his courage. + +To this escapade he was indebted for his great familiarity with the +prophet Habakkuk, whose prophecies he had to copy twelve times as +a penalty. Further, the sprain that he got in his big toe on that +occasion gave him a good barometer in that organ, which always warned +him of approaching rain. + +In a certain sense Habakkuk is to be regarded as marking a transition +in Walter's life, viz. from nursery rhymes to books which deal with big +people. For some time he had felt his admiration for "brave Heinriche" +to be growing; and he was disgusted with the paper peaches that are +distributed as the reward of diligence in the beautiful stories. Of +any other peaches he had no knowledge, as the real article was never +seen in the houses he visited. + +Nothing was more natural than that he should most ardently long to +talk with the older schoolboys about the wonders of the real world, +where people ride in coaches, devastate cities, marry princesses, +and stay up in the evening till after 10 o'clock--even if it isn't a +birthday. And then at the table one helps one's self, and may select +just whatever one wants to eat. So think children. + +Every boy has his heroic age, and humanity, as a whole, has worn the +little coat with the big collar. + +But how far can this comparison be carried? Where does the +identity stop? Will the human race become mature? and more than +mature?--old? Feeble and childish? + +How old are we now? Are we boys, youths, men? Or are we +already----? No, that would be too unpleasant to think of. + +Let us suppose that we are just in the exuberance of youth! We are +then no longer children exactly, and still we may hope something of +the future. + +Yes, of the future,--when this stifling school atmosphere has been +blown away. When we shall take pleasure in the short jacket of the boy +that comes after us; when people will be at liberty to be born without +any legal permit, and will not be reviled for it; when humanity will +speak one language; when metaphysics and religion have been forgotten, +and knowledge of nature takes the place of noble birth. When we shall +have broken away from the nursery stories. + +There is some silk for my Chinaman's pigtail. Some will say it is +only flax. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +Walter thought neither of the heroic age nor of Chinese cues. Without +any feeling for the beauty of the landscape, he hurried along till +he came to a bridge that spanned a marshy ditch. After looking about +carefully to assure himself that he was alone, he selected this +bridge for his reading-room, and proceeded at once to devour his +robber undisturbed. + +For a moment I felt tempted to make the reader a participant of +Walter's pleasure by giving a sketch of the immortal work that chained +the boy's attention. But aside from the fact that I am not very well +versed in Glorioso--which fact of itself, though, would not prevent me +from speaking about him--I have many other things of a more urgent +nature to relate, and am compelled therefore to take the reader +directly to the Hartenstraat, hoping that he will be able to find +his way just as well as if he had crossed the Ouwebrug--the old bridge. + +Suffice it to say that Walter found the book "very nice." The virtuous +Amalia, in the glare of flaring torches, at the death-bed of her +revered mother, in the dismal cypress valley, swearing that her ardent +love for the noble robber--through the horrible trapdoor, the rusty +chains, her briny tears--in a word, it was stirring! And there was +more morality in it, too, than in all the insipid imitations. All the +members of the band were married and wore gloves. In the cave was +an altar, with wax tapers; and those chapters in which girls were +abducted always ended with a row of most decorous periods, or with +mysterious dashes--which Walter vainly held up to the light in his +effort to learn more about it. + +He read to: "Die, betrayer!" Then it was dark, and he knew that it +was time to go home. He was supposed to be taking a walk with the +Halleman boys,--who were "such respectable children." With regret he +closed the precious volume and hurried away as fast as he could, for +he was afraid he was going to get a whipping for staying away so long. + +"You will never get permission again"--thus he was always threatened +on such occasions. But he understood, of course, that they didn't mean +it. He knew too well that people like to get rid of the children for +a while when they are a little short of space at home. And then the +little Hallemans were "such extraordinarily respectable children; +they lived next to a house with a portico, and recently they had +taken off their little caps so politely." + +Now, I don't believe that the Hallemans were any more respectable +than other boys of Walter's acquaintance; and, as I would like to +give some reasons for my belief, I am going to relate an incident +that had happened some time before this. + +Walter never got any pocket-money. His mother considered this +unnecessary, because he got at home everything that he needed. It +mortified him to have to wait for an invitation to join in a game +of ball with his companions, and then be reminded that he had +contributed nothing towards buying the ball. In Walter's time that +useful instrument of sport cost three doits--just a trifle. Now +I suppose they are more expensive--but no, cheaper, of course, on +account of Political Economy. + +On many occasions he was depressed by reason of this lack of money. We +shall see later whether what his mother said was true, or not: that he +received at home everything he needed. It is certain that at home he +never had the privilege of doing with some little thing as he pleased, +which is very nice for children. And for grown-up people, too. + +The Hallemans--who were so especially respectable--gave him to +understand that they had no desire to bear all the expenses. Franz +calculated that Walter's friendship had already cost them nine +stivers, which I find high--not for the friendship, but merely +as an estimate. Gustave said it was still more; but that is a +detail. Gustave, too, had let him have four slate pencils, that he +might court "the tall Cecilia," who wouldn't have anything to do with +him because he wore a jacket stuck in his trousers--the kind small +boys wore then. She accepted the pencils, and then made Gustave a +present of them for a kiss. + +The reproaches of the little Hallemans, who were so very respectable, +almost drove Walter to despair. + +"I have told my mother, but she won't give me anything." + +The little Hallemans, who were so respectable, said: "What's that +you're giving us? You're a parasite." + +This was the first time Walter had ever heard the word, but he knew +what it meant. Nothing sharpens the wits like bitterness of heart. + +"A parasite, a parasite--I'm a parasite," and he ran off screaming, +making a detour in order to avoid the street where Cecilia's father +had a second-hand store. Oh, if she had seen him running through +the street crying like a baby--that would have been worse than the +breeches pulled up over his jacket! + +A parasite, a parasite! + +He met lots of grown-up people who perhaps were parasites, but they +were not bawling on this account. + +Parasite! + +He saw a policeman, and caught his breath when he got by him, surprised +that the man hadn't arrested him. + +Parasite! + +Then came a street-sweeper with his cart, who seemed to rattle that +hateful word after him. + +Our little sufferer remembered that the Halleman boys had once told +him what a fortune could be made by peddling peppermint drops. For +twenty-four stivers one could buy a big sack full. By selling so +and so many for a doit, the profit would be enormous. If one only +had the capital to begin! The Hallemans had calculated everything +very exactly; for they were not only very respectable, but also very +cunning. Cunningness and respectability usually go hand in hand. They +had said, all that was needed was the capital. They would attend to +laying in the stock, and would assume all responsibility for the sale +of the same. If Walter would chip in just a florin, they could raise +the rest and all would go well. + +Parasite.... Parasite.... + +Walter slipped a florin from his mother's box of savings and brought +it to the Halleman boys, who were so remarkably respectable. + +"Where did you get it?" asked Gustave, but careful not to give Walter +time to answer, or to fall into an embarrassing silence. + +"Where did you get it?"--without any interrogation point--"fine! Franz +and I will each add one like it. That'll make twenty-four, and then +we'll buy the peppermints. There's a factory on the Rosengracht--such +a sack for four shillings. Franz and I will do everything. We'll +have more opportunity at school, you understand. Christian Kloskamp +has already ordered twelve; he'll pay after the holidays. We'll take +all the trouble; you needn't do anything, Walter--and then an equal +divide. You can depend upon it." + +Walter went home and dreamed of unheard-of wealth. He would put a +dollar in his mother's savings-bank, and buy for Cecilia a lead pencil +from the man who had picked holes in the wood-work of his wagon with +them. So strong were they! That would be something entirely different +from those slate pencils; and if the tall Cecilia still wouldn't +have him, then--but Walter did not care to think further. There are +abysses along the path of fancy that we do not dare to sound. We see +them instinctively, close the eyes and--I only know that on that +evening Walter fell asleep feeling good, expecting soon to have a +good conscience over his little theft and hoping that Cecilia would +give him a happy heart. + +Alas, alas! Little Walter had made his calculations without taking into +consideration the slyness and respectability of the Hallemans. They +lay in wait for him the next day as he came from school. Walter, +who had painted to himself how they would be panting under the +weight of the great sack; Walter, who was so anxious to know if +Christian Kloskamp had taken what he had ordered; Walter, who was +burning with curiosity as to the success of the venture--oh, he was +bitterly disappointed. Gustave Halleman not only carried no sack of +peppermints. What's more, he had a very grave face. And little Franz +looked like virtue itself. + +"Well, how is everything?" Walter asked, but without saying a word. He +was too curious not to ask, and too fearful to express the question +otherwise than by opening his mouth and poking out his face. + +"Don't you know, Walter, we've been thinking about the matter; and +there's a lot to be said against the plan." + +Poor Walter! In that moment both his heart and his conscience suffered +shipwreck. Away with your dreams of ethical vindication, away with +the gaping money-boxes of mothers--away, lead pencil that was to +bore a hole in the hard heart of the tall Cecilia--gone, gone, gone, +everything lost. + +"You see, Walter, the mint-drops might melt." + +"Y-e-s," sobbed Walter. + +"And Christian Kloskamp, who ordered twelve--don't you know----" + +"Y-e-s." + +I wonder if Christian was likely to melt too. + +"He is leaving school, and will certainly not return after the +holidays." + +"H-e-e i-i-s?" + +"Yes, and for that reason, and also because there are not anything like +so many to the pound as we had thought. Mint-drops are heavy. We've +calculated everything, Franz and I." + +"Yes," added little Franz, with the seriousness of one giving +important advice in a time of great danger, "the things are very +heavy at present. Feel this one; but you must give it back to me." + +Walter weighed the mint-drop on his finger and returned it +conscientiously. + +He found it heavy. Ah, in this moment he was so depressed that he +would have found everything heavy. + +Franz stuck the piece of candy into his mouth, and sucking at it +continued: + +"Yes, really, very heavy. These are the English drops, you know. And +then there is something else, too, isn't there, Gustave? The propriety, +the respectability! Tell him, Gustave." + +"The respectability," cried Gustave, significantly. + +"We mean the respectability of it," repeated Franz, as if he were +explaining something. + +Walter looked first from one to the other, and did not seem to +comprehend. + +"You tell him, Gustave." + +"Yes, Walter, Franz will tell you," said Gustave. + +"Walter, our papa is a deacon, and carries a portfolio, and there +where we live is a----" + +"Yes," cried Gustave, "there on the Gracht, you know, lives M'neer +Krulewinkel. He has a villa----" + +"With a portico," added Franz. + +"It's just on account of our standing--don't you see, Walter? And +when a visitor comes our mother brings out the wine." + +"Yes, Maderia, Maderia! And our tobacco-box is silver, and----" + +"No, Franz, it isn't silver; but, Walter, it looks just like silver." + +Our poor little sinner understood all of this, but he failed to see +what bearing it might have on his own disappointed hopes. He stuttered: +"Yes, Gustave--yes, Franz--but the peppermint----" + +"We just wanted to tell you that we are very respectable, don't +you see?" + +"Yes, Gustave." + +"And well-behaved." + +"Y-e-e-s, Franz." Poor Walter! + +"And then as you said you never got any pocket-money----" + +"Yes, Walter--and don't you know? Because our papa is so +respectable--when winter comes you can see how he looks after the +orphans." + +"Yes, and he rings at every door. And--and--we are afraid, that +you----" + +"That you----" + +"The florin----" + +"The florin! You understand?" + +"That you didn't get it----" + +"That you didn't get it honestly. That's it," said Franz, sticking +another mint-drop into his mouth, perhaps to brace himself up. + +It was out at last. Poor, miserable Walter. + +"And on that account, Walter, we would rather not keep the money, +but just divide now--equally, as we all agreed." + +"Yes," cried Gustave, "divide equally. The work--we--you understand?" + +They divided the profits. And the Hallemans were sleek about +it. Twenty-four stivers; three into twenty-four goes eight times, +therefore---- + +Walter received eight stivers. + +"Don't you see," explained Gustave, "we couldn't do it, because our +papa is a deacon." + +"Yes--and our tobacco-box, even if it isn't pure silver, it's just +like silver." + +My lack of faith in the extreme respectability of the Hallemans +is based upon the foregoing story; and I am inclined to think that +all this "respectability" of which Walter heard so much at home was +only an excuse on his mother's part to get him out of the way. For +there was a lack of room. If she had wanted to use Walter about the +house, it is questionable if she had discovered anything especially +respectable about those boys. + +Many laws and most customs have their origin in a "lack of room"--in +the intellect, in one's character, in the house or flat, in the fields, +in the city. + +This applies to the preference for the right hand--a result of +crowding at the table--to the institution of marriage, and to many +things lying between these extremes. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +We will not try to explain further this fruitful principle of +"limitation of space." Walter knew the fruit of it, even if he failed +to recognize the origin. He was not worried so much by the mere coming +home as by the punishment he expected to receive as soon as that New +Testament should be missed. He had returned from his little excursion +into the country with Glorioso, and now in Amsterdam again the memory +of his recent offense--or shall I say the anticipation of what was +coming?--lay heavily on his mind. + +If we could think away all the results of crime committed, there +would be very little left of what we call conscience. + +But Walter consoled himself with the thought that it wasn't a thimble +this time. The testament will not be missed at once, he reflected, +because Sunday was a long way off, and no one would ask about it +during the week. + +No, it was not a thimble, or a knitting-needle, or a sugar-bowl, +or anything in daily use. + +When our hero got home, he stuck his greasy Glorioso under Leentje's +sewing-table--the same Leentje who had sewed up his breeches after +that wonderful leap, so that his mother never found out about it. She +went down to her grave in ignorance of these torn breeches. + +But Leentje was employed to patch breeches and such things. She +received for this seven stivers a week, and every evening a slice of +bread and butter. + +Long after the Habakkuk period, Walter often thought of her humble +"Good-evening, Juffrouw; good-evening, M'neer and the young Juffrouwen; +good-evening, Walter," etc. + +Yes, Walter's mother was called Juffrouw, on account of the +shoe-business. For Juffrouw is the title of women of the lower middle +classes, while plain working women are called simply Vrouw. Mevrouw +is the title of women of the better classes. And so it is in the +Netherlands till to-day: The social structure is a series of classes, +graduated in an ascending scale. Single ladies are also called +Juffrouw, so that Juffrouw may mean either a young lady or a young +matron--who need not necessarily be so young. The young Juffrouwen +were Walter's sisters, who had learned how to dance. His brother +had been called M'neer since his appointment as assistant at the +"intermediate school," a sort of charity school now no longer in +existence. His mother had spliced his jacket that he might command +the respect of the boys, and remarked that the name "Stoffel" scarcely +suited him now. This explains why Leentje addressed him as M'neer. To +Walter she simply said Walter, for he was only a small boy. Walter +owed her three stivers, or, to be exact, twenty-six doits, which he +never did pay her. For, years afterward, when he wanted to return the +money to her, there were no more doits; and, besides, Leentje was dead. + +This pained him very much, for he had thought a great deal of her. She +was ugly, even dirty, and was stoop-shouldered, too. Stoffel, the +schoolmaster, said that she had an evil tongue: She was thought to +have started the report that he had once eaten strawberries with +sugar in the "Netherlands." This was a small garden-restaurant. + +I am willing to admit the truth of all this; but what more could one +expect for seven stivers and a slice of bread and butter? I have known +duchesses who had larger incomes; and still in social intercourse +they were not agreeable. + +Leentje was stooped as a result of continuous sewing. Her needle +kept the whole family clothed; and she knew how to make two jackets +and a cap out of an old coat and still have enough pieces left for +the gaiters that Stoffel needed for his final examination. He fell +through on account of a mistake in Euclid. + +With the exception of Walter nobody was satisfied with Leentje. I +believe they were afraid of spoiling her by too much kindness. Walter's +sisters were always talking about "class" and "rank," saying that +"everyone must stay in his place." This was for Leentje. Her father +had been a cobbler who soled shoes, while the father of the young +Juffrouwen had had a store in which "shoes from Paris" were sold. A +big difference. For it is much grander to sell something that somebody +else has made than to make something one's self. + +The mother thought that Leentje might be a little cleaner. But I am +going to speak of the price again, and of the difficulty of washing +when one has no time, no soap, no room, and no water. At that time +waterpipes had not been laid, and, if they had been, it's a question +if the water had ever got as far as Leentje. + +So, everyone but Walter had a spite against Leentje. He liked her, +and was more intimate with her than with anyone else in the house, +perhaps because the others could not endure him, and there was nothing +left for him to do but to seek consolation from her. For every feeling +finds expression, and nothing is lost, either in the moral or in the +material world. I could say more about this, but I prefer to drop the +subject now, for the organ-grinder under my window is driving me crazy. + +Walter's mother called him, "That boy." His brothers--there were +more beside Stoffel--affirmed that he was treacherous and morose, +because he spoke little and didn't care for "marbles." When he did say +anything, they attributed to him a relationship with King Solomon's +cat. His sisters declared he was a little devil. But Walter stood +well with Leentje. She consoled him, and considered it disgraceful +that the family didn't make more out of such a boy as Walter. She +had seen that he was not a child like ordinary children. And I should +scarcely take the trouble to write his story if he had been. + +Up to a short time after his trip to Hartenstraat, Ash Gate and the +old bridge, Leentje was Walter's sole confidant. To her he read +the verses that slender Cecilia had disdained. To her he poured +out his grief over the injustice of his teacher Pennewip, who gave +him only "Fair," while to that red-headed Keesje he gave "Very good" +underscored--Keesje who couldn't work an example by himself and always +"stuck" in "Holland Counts." + +"Poor boy," said Leentje, "you're right about it." They went over into +the Bavarian house. It's a disgrace! And to save a doit on the pound. + +She claimed that Keesje's father, who was a butcher, let Pennewip +have meat at a reduced price, and that this was what was the matter +with all those Holland counts and their several houses. + +Later Walter looked upon this as a "white lie," for Pennewip, when +examined closely, didn't look like a man who would carry on a crooked +business with beefsteak. But in those days he accepted gladly this +frivolous suspicion against the man's honor as a plaster for his own, +which had been hurt by the favoritism towards Keesje. Whenever our +honor is touched, or what we regard as our honor, then we think little +of the honor of others. + +When his brothers jeered at him and called him "Professor Walter," +or when his sisters scolded him for his "idiotic groping among +the bed-curtains," or when his mother punished him for eating up +the rice that she intended to serve again "to-morrow"--then it was +always Leentje who restored the equilibrium of his soul and banished +his cares, just as, with her inimitable stitches, she banished the +"triangles" from his jacket and breeches. + +Ugly, dirty, evil-tongued Leentje, how Walter did like you! What +consolation radiated from her thimble, what encouragement even in +the sight of her tapeline! And what a lullaby in those gentle words: +"There now, you have a needle and thread and scraps. Sew your little +sack for your pencils and tell me more of all those counts, who always +passed over from one house into another." + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +I don't know what prophet Walter got as punishment for that pawned +Bible. The pastor came to preach a special sermon. The man was simply +horrified at such impiousness. Juffrouw Laps, who lived in the lower +anteroom, had heard about it too. She was very pious and asserted +that such a boy was destined for the gallows. + +"One begins with the Bible," she said significantly, "and ends with +something else." + +No one has ever found out just what that "something else" is which +follows a beginning with the Bible. I don't think she knew herself, +and that she said it to make people believe that she possessed much +wisdom and knew more about the world than she gave utterance to. Now, +I admit that I have no respect for wisdom that cannot express itself +in intelligible words, and, if it had been my affair, I should have +very promptly drawn a tight rein on Juffrouw Laps. + +Stoffel delivered an exhortation in which he brought out all that had +been forgotten by the preacher. He spoke of Korah, Dathan and Abiram, +who had erred similarly to Walter and had been sent to an early grave +for their sins. He said too, that the honor of the family had been +lost at the "Ouwebrug," that it was his duty, "as the eldest son of an +irreproachable widow and third assistant at the intermediate school, +to take care of the honor of the house----" + +"Of Bavaria," said Leentje softly. + +That "a marriage, or any other arrangement for the girls, would be +frustrated by Walter's offence, for no one would have anything to do +with girls who----" + +In short, Stoffel accented the fact that it was "a disgrace," and that +"he would never be able to look anyone in the face who knew of this +crime." He remarked distinctly that the schoolboys must know of it, +for Louis Hopper had already stuck out his tongue at him! + +And finally, that he "shuddered to cross the new market-place"--in +those days criminals were scourged, branded and hanged here--because +it reminded him so disagreeably of Juffrouw Laps's horrible allusion +to Walter's fate. + +Then followed all sorts of things about Korahs, Dathans and Abirams, +whereupon the whole family broke out in a wail. For it was so pathetic. + +Walter comforted himself with thoughts of Glorioso, and, whenever that +"something else" of Juffrouw Laps was spoken of, he just dreamed of +his marriage with beautiful Amalia, whose train was carried by six +pages. I fancy Juffrouw Laps would have made a pretty face if she +had learned of this interpretation of her mysterious climax. + +All efforts to compel our hero to tell how he had spent that money were +in vain. After all known means had been applied, the attempt to force a +confession had to be abandoned. Water and bread, water without bread, +bread without water, no water and no bread, the preacher, Stoffel, +Habakkuk, Juffrouw Laps, tears, the rod--all in vain. Walter was not +the boy to betray Glorioso. This was what he had found so shabby of +Scelerajoso, who had to pay the penalty, as we have seen. + +As soon as he got the privilege of walking again with the Hallemans, +who were so eminently respectable, he hurried away to the old bridge, +near Ash Gate, to continue his thrilling book. He read up to that +fatal moment when he had to tell his hero good-bye, and on the last +page saw Glorioso, as a major-general, peacefully expire in the arms +of the virtuous Alvira. + +When Walter had returned the book to Hartenstraat his eye was attracted +by some almond-cakes at the confectioner's on the corner. He did with +Glorioso just as the Athenians did with Kodrus: No one was worthy to +be the successor of such a hero, and within a few days the residue +of the New Testament had been converted into stomach-destroying pastry. + +I ought to add that a part of the "balance" left after that Italian +excursion--perhaps the part contributed by the Psalms--was invested +in a triple-toned, ear-splitting, soul-searing harmonica, which was +finally confiscated by Master Pennewip as being a disturbing element +in the schoolroom. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +I don't feel called upon to pass judgment on the strife between +Leentje and Pennewip regarding the latter's partiality towards Keesje, +the butcher's son. But that fiery feeling for right and justice +which has harrassed me from my earliest youth--ah, for years have I +waited in vain for justice--and the foolish passion for hunting after +mitigating circumstances, even when the misdeed has been proved--all +this compels me to say that Pennewip's lot might be considered a +mitigating circumstance for a man convicted of the eight deadly sins. + +I have found that many great men began their careers as feeders of +hogs (see biographical encyclopedias); and it seems to me that this +occupation develops those qualities necessary in ruling or advancing +mankind. + +If the theologists should happen to criticise this story, and perhaps +accuse me of far-reaching ignorance, because I enumerate one cardinal +sin more than they knew of, or of the crime of classifying man as +a sort of hog, I reply that, still another new canonical sin could +be discovered that they have never studied. And that ought to be as +pleasing to them as influenza is to the apothecary. + +New problems, gentlemen, new problems! + +And as for our relationship with pigs, just consider the relation +of coal to diamond, and I think everyone will be satisfied--even +the theologists. + +What a magnificent prospect anyone has who spends his tender youth +with those grunting coal-diamonds of the animal world! But I have +often wondered that in the "Lives of Famous Men" we so seldom read of +a school-teacher, for in the school all the ingredients of greatness +are abounding. + +The reverse is more often true. Every day we see banished princes +teaching lazy boys. Dionysius and Louis Philippe are not the only +ones. I myself once tried to teach an American French. It was no go. + +If it should ever become customary again to elect kings, I hope the +people will elect such persons as have studied men, just as one studies +Geography on globes or maps. All virtues, propensities, passions, +mistakes, misdeeds, knowledge of which is so indispensable in human +society, can be studied much better in the schoolroom. The field is +restricted, and can be taken in more readily. The famous statecraft +of many a great man, if the truth were known, had its origin in that +old tripping trick, which is everything to the three-foot Machiavellis. + +The task of a schoolmaster is not an easy one. I have never understood +why he is not better paid, or, since this must be so, why there are +still men who prefer to teach, when on the same pay they might be +corporals in the army, and teach the use of firearms, which offers +fewer headaches and more fresh air. + +I would even rather be a preacher; for he does work with people who are +interested and come to hear him of their own free will. The teacher +has to fight continually with indifference, and with the extremely +dangerous rivalry of tops, marbles, and paper-dolls--not to speak of +candy, scarlatina and weak mothers. + +Pennewip was a man of the old school. At least he would seem so to +us if we could see him in his gray school jacket and short trousers +with buckles, and his brown wig, which he was continually pushing +into place. At the first of the week this was always curly, when it +was not raining--rain isn't good for curls; and on Sundays "the man +with the curling irons" came. + +Antiquated? But perhaps this is only imagination. Who knows? perhaps +in his day he was quite modern. How soon people will say the same +of us! At all events, the man called himself "Master" and his school +was a school and not an "Institute." It is no advance to call things +by other than their right names. In his school boys and girls sat +together indiscriminately, according to the naÔve custom of those +days. They learned, or might learn, Reading, Writing, Arithmetic, +National History, Psalmody, Sewing, Knitting, and Religion. These +were the order of the day, but if anyone distinguished himself by +a show of talent, diligence or good behavior, that one received +special instruction in versification, an art in which Pennewip took +great pleasure. + +Thus he taught the boys till they were sufficiently advanced to be +confirmed. With the help of his wife he gave the girls a "finishing +course." They were graduated with a paternoster done in red on a black +background, or perhaps a pierced heart between two flower-pots. Then +they were through and ready to become the grandmothers of their +own generation. + +There was no natural science then. Even to-day there is room for +improvement along this line. It is said that some advance has been +made recently. It is more useful for a child to know how corn grows +than to be able to call the name of it in a foreign language. I don't +say that either is incompatible with the other. + +The public schools were most deficient at the time when Walter and +Keesje were slowly crawling around the arena of honor; but I doubt if +one could say much more of the "institutes" of to-day. I would advise +everyone to visit such a school as he attended when a boy; and I am +convinced that after this test many a father who has the welfare of +his children at heart will prefer to keep them at home. One comes to +the conclusion, that after all in the school of clever Master Miller, +who was so clever that he got himself addressed as M'sieu Millaire, +precious little was to be learned. + +Failing to make this test we continue to believe in the infallibility +of M'sieu of Millaire. We always consider that one a great man whom +we have known in childhood and haven't seen since. + +When I remarked a moment ago that school-teachers are paid so +niggardly, I didn't mean that their remuneration was insufficient, +considering the quality and quantity of the goods delivered--knowledge, +scholarship, education. I only had in mind the bitterness of their +lot, and the poor indemnity given to the man who spends his life in +a wasp's nest. + +In addition to versifying, Pennewip had still another hobby, which gave +him more claim to a throne than did anything else. He was possessed +with the mania for classifying, a passion known to few, but still of +not infrequent occurrence. I have never quite understood the disease; +and I gave up my search for the "first cause" as soon as I saw how +difficult it is to get around with a hobby-horse taken from somebody +else's stable. So I am going to give only a short sketch of Pennewip's +harmless animal. + +Everything that he saw, perceived, experienced he divided into +families, classes, genera, species and sub-species, and made of the +human race a sort of botanical garden, in which he was the Linne. He +regarded that as the only possible way to grasp the final purpose +of creation and clear up all obscure things, both in and out of +school. He even went so far as to say that Walter's New Testament +would have turned up again if Juffrouw Pieterse had only been able +to tell to what class the man belonged who had bound the volume in +black leather. But that was something she didn't know. + +As for myself, I shouldn't have said a word about Pennewip's mania for +classifying everything, if I hadn't thought it might help me to give +the reader a better picture of our hero and his surroundings. I should +have preferred to leave the said Pennewip in undisturbed intercourse +with the muses; but we shall have occasion later to refer to his +poetic art, when we shall quote some poems by his pupils. + +After the usual general division into "animate" and "inanimate"--the +good man gave the human race only one soul--followed a system that +looked like a pyramid. On the top was God with the angels and +spirits and other accessories, while the oysters and polyps and +mussels were crawling about down near the base, or lying still--just +as they pleased. Half way up stood kings, members of school-boards, +mayors, legislators, theologians and D.D.'s. Next under these were +professors and merchants who do not work themselves. Then came +doctors of things profane, i. e., those driving double rigs, also +lawyers and untitled preachers, the Colonel of the City Militia, +the Rector of the Latin School. Philosophers (only those who have +developed a system), doctors with one horse, doctors without any +horse and poets were further down. Rather low down, and not far from +the mussels, was the seventh sub-division of the third class of the +"citizen population." Our hero would come under this sub-section. + + + Citizen Population, Class III., 7th Sub-Division. + + People Living in Rented Flats. + + a. Entrance for tenants only. Three-window front. Two stories, + with back-rooms. The boys sleep alone, dress, however, with + the girls. Fresh straw in case a baby is born. Learning French, + poems at Christmas. The girls are sometimes called Lena or Maria, + but seldom Louise. Darning. The boys work in offices. One girl + kept, sewing-girl, and "person for the rough work." Washing + at home. Read sermons by Palm. Pickled pork on Sundays, with + table-cloth, liquor after coffee. Religion. Respectability. + + b 1. Still three windows. One story. Neighbors live above who ring + twice (Vide b. 2). Leentje, Mietje; Louise heard seldom. House-door + opened with a cord, which is sleek from long use. Sleep in one + room. Straw-heaps in cases of confinement. One maid-servant + for everything. Sundays cheese, no liquor, but religion and + respectability as above. + + b 2. Neighbors who ring twice. About as above. No maid, only a + "person for the rough work." Seamstress. White table-cloth. Cheese + from time to time, only occasionally. Religion as above. + + c. One story higher. Two-window front. Small projecting + back-room. The entire family sleeps in two beds. No trace of + straw. The boys are called Louw, Piet, or Gerrit, and become + watchmakers or type-setters. A few become sailors. Continual + wrangle with the neighbors about the waste-water. Religion as + above. Associate with "respectable folk." Read "Harlemmer" with + III. 7, b. 2. No maid, or person for rough work, but a seamstress + on seven stivers and a piece of bread and butter. + + +That brings us to Juffrouw Pieterse. + +The reader will now have a very good idea of Walter's environment, and +will readily understand why I said he had a "city complexion." That +was when we saw him in the Hartenstraat, on the road to fame, or on +the road to that nameless "other thing" of Juffrouw Laps. At all +events he was on his way to things that will occupy our attention +for some time yet. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +It was Wednesday, and the Pieterses were going to give a +party. Juffrouw Laps had been invited, also the Juffrouw living +over the dairy, whose husband was employed at the "bourse." Further +Mrs. Stotter, who had been a midwife for so long and was still merely +"very respectable." Then the widow Zipperman, whose daughter had +married some fellow in the insurance business, or something of the +kind. Also the baker's wife. That was unavoidable: it was impossible +to buy all kinds of pastry and cakes without her finding out what +was up. Then the Juffrouw living below and to the rear. Of course +she wouldn't come, but the Pieterses wanted to show that they had +forgotten the late quarrel over the broken window-pane. If she didn't +come that was the end of the matter, so far as Juffrouw Pieterse was +concerned. She would have nothing more to do with the Juffrouw from +below. I may add that the lady from below did not come, and that her +name was stricken from the calling-list of those higher up. + +The children were to go to bed early, with the promise of a cup of +sage-milk for breakfast if they would not make any noise the entire +evening. This drink largely took the place of tea then. It was thought +that the "noise" made by children would not be appreciated. Walter +got permission to go play with the Halleman boys, who were thought +to be very respectable. He must be at home by eight o'clock; but this +was said in a tone that gave him no cause to fear a reprimand in case +he should stay out later. Laurens, who of course was an apprentice to +a printer, and usually came home about seven o'clock in the evening, +was big enough to be present with the guests, but must promise to sit +still and drink only two glasses. The big girls were to be present +as a matter of course: They had been confirmed. Stoffel presided. His +business was to meet the gentlemen when they came for the ladies about +ten o'clock, and entertain the company with stories of Mungo Park. + +Leentje was to remain till the people were all there, as it was so +inconvenient to have to open the door every time. She could make +herself useful in arranging the table and doing other things incident +to such occasions. But she "must move about a little brisker," +otherwise they would prefer to do everything themselves. + +The eldest of the girls, Juffrouw Truitje, must look after the +"sage-milk." Pietje had charge of the sandwiches; but Myntje was to +see to it that the butter was spread a little thicker, for the last +time the bread had been too dry. + +Everything was going to turn out so nicely, "if only Juffrouw +Laps wouldn't talk so much." That was her failing. And, too, they +hoped that the widow Zipperman would "brag a little less about her +son-in-law." This was considered a source of weariness. And the +Juffrouw who lived over the dairy "might be more modest." She had +"never lived in such a fine house"; and as for the shop--that was no +disgrace; and on the top floor--but one cannot tell how it will be. + +No one understood why the baker's wife used so many French words, which +was not becoming in one of her station. "If she does it this evening, +Stoffel, say something to me that she can't understand, then she will +find out that we are not 'from the street,' that we know what's what." + +"It's all the same to me," Juffrouw Pieterse continued, "whether the +Juffrouw downstairs comes or not. I don't care a fig about it.--Four, +five--Louw can sit there, but he must keep his legs still--and a chair +there--yes--so! It's a good thing she's not coming; it would have been +too crowded. Leentje, go to work--do blow your nose! No, run over to +Juffrouw Laps's and ask the Juffrouw if the Juffrouw could spare a +few stools--without backs, you understand; because the chairs there +by the chimney--yes, ask the Juffrouw for a few stools, and tell the +Juffrouw that they are for me, and that I expect the Juffrouws about +seven. Give my compliments to the Juffrouw and wipe your nose." + +Juffrouw Pieterse didn't like to use personal pronouns; it was +impolite. + +On this afternoon Walter went to his bridge early. It was now not +so useless as usual, for the rain of the day before had filled the +ditch with water, which was even running, so that the straws which +Walter thoughtlessly, or full of thought--both are about the same +thing--threw into the water were carried down to the pond, where +the logs lay that were to be sawed up by the "Eagle" and the "Early +Hour." These were the names of the sawmills that for some weeks had +been the witnesses of Walter's daydreams. + +Glorioso was gone, and could not be replaced; but on those afternoons +when he was free Walter returned involuntarily to the spot where he had +had his first glimpse of the world of romance. How rough and crude the +colors in that first picture! Perhaps it was the very roughness of the +colors that attracted him and changed him, till he could not conceive +how he had ever found enjoyment in the little cakes on the corner. + +A peculiar prospective had opened up before him. He dreamed of things +that he could not name; but they made him bitterly dissatisfied with +his present condition. He was anxious to do everything prescribed +to get to Heaven; but he thought it would be much easier to pray in +such a cave with wax candles. And as for honoring his mother, a point +upon which she always laid great stress--why didn't she have a train +like the countess? Certainly he ought not to have sold the Bible; +and he wouldn't do it any more--he had vowed it; but then he ought +to have had a box filled with florins, and a feather in his cap, +just as it was in the book. + +He was disgusted with his brother Stoffel, and his sisters, and +Juffrouw Laps, and the preacher and everything. He couldn't understand +why the whole family didn't go to Italy and form a respectable +robber-band. But Pennewip and Keesje shouldn't go; that was certain. + +He wondered what had become of his verses. Every Wednesday such +pupils as had been well-behaved, and, for that reason, deemed worthy +to contest for the "laurel," handed in a poem written on some subject +suggested by the teacher. This time the subject assigned to Walter was +"Goodness," which probably had some reference to his former behavior, +and was a hint for the improvement of his moral character. But Walter +had already put goodness into rhyme so often, and found the subject so +dry and tedious and worn-out that he had taken the liberty of "singing" +something else. He selected the theme nearest his heart--robbers! + +Like all authors he was greatly infatuated with his work. He was +convinced that the teacher, too, would see the excellencies of his poem +and forgive him for deviating from the path of goodness. The verses +would undoubtedly be sent to the mayor, and he would pass them on to +the Pope, who would then summon Walter and appoint him "Court-robber." + +And thus he dreamed and threw his straws into the stream. They +moved away slowly and disappeared between the moss-covered +timbers. Involuntarily his fancy had transmuted them into the +characters of his world of romance. There went the countess with +her long train, which got caught in the moss and held the countess +fast. The virtuous Amalia met with no better luck; she got tangled +up in the water lentils. And now came Walter himself. He approached +Amalia, in her green robes, and was just about to rescue her, when +he was swallowed by a duck. This was most unkind of the duck, for +it was Walter's last stalk of grass; and now in the rattling and +buzzing of the sawmills below he could hear Amalia repeating in a +reproachful voice: + + + "Warre, warre, warre, we; + Where is warre, warre, wall-- + Walter, who will rescue me?" + + +This annoyed him, and he could not resist the temptation to throw +a rock at the duck whose greediness had caused Amalia to doubt his +chivalry. + +The duck chose the better part, and retired after she had done Walter +all the damage she could. But the sawmills paid no attention to these +happenings and continued to rattle away. + +Walter heard now in the noisy clatter of the mills all kinds of songs +and stories, and, listening to these, he soon forgot Amalia and the +Pope. That the reader may not get a wrong impression of these mills, +I hasten to say that there was really nothing extraordinary about +them. They buzzed and rattled just like other sawmills. + +It often happens that we think we perceive something which comes from +the external world, when in fact it is only a subjective product in +ourselves. Similarly, we may think we have just imagined something, +when really it came to us from the world of the senses. + +This is a kind of ventriloquism that often gives cause for annoyance +and enmity. + +I wonder which turns the faster?--Walter listened to the mills. Now--I +think--no, begin together. Good! No, the Eagle was ahead! Once +more--now! + +Which will get there first? No, that won't do. Once more together. Look +sharp, Morning Hour,--out again! I can't hold my eye on it--what a +whirling and buzzing! + +You are tired, are you? I believe it. + +If I might only sit on such a big wing, wouldn't I hold on tight? And +wouldn't the sawyer look? + +Why are you called "Morning Hour"? Have you gold in your mouth? And +"Eagle"! Can you fly? Take me with you. What a big play-ground up +there, and no school! + +I wonder how the first school began. Which came first, the school, +or the teacher? But the first teacher must have attended a school. And +the first school must have had a teacher. + +So the first school must have just started itself. But that is +impossible. "Eagle," can you turn yourself?--with the wind? Can you +turn yourself some other way? Try it. Beat "Morning Hour." Quick, +quick--beautiful! + +Now, once more alone. Good! + +Now, together again! Karre, karre, kra, kra--stretch your arms out and +take me with you. Will you? Put your hat on, Eagle; how the ribbons +fly.--Who are you? Warre, warre, ware, wan--I can't help it; it was the +duck. Tell me what your name is. Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan---- Is your +name fan? And you, Morning Hour, what is your name? Ceny, ceny, ceny, +ce. What kind of a name is Ce? Now together--sing a song together: + + + Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan-- + Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce-- + Fanny, ceny, fanny, ceny, + Fanny, ceny, fan--cy. + + +Fancy--what do you mean by that? Is that the name of both of you? And +what is it? Has it wings? + +"Morning Hour" and "Eagle" had fused into something that had wings +and was called fancy. + +Fancy lifted Walter up and bore him away. + +When she brought him back to the bridge again it had already been +dark for a long time. He shook himself as if he were wet, rubbed his +eyes and started home. We shall see later what awaited him there; +but first we must go back a few hours. I hope the reader will not +disdain an invitation to Juffrouw Pieterse's. Remember that her +husband never made anything, but bought everything ready-made in Paris. + +In passing by I should like to make Master Pennewip a short visit. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + + +School was out; and the seats looked as if the pupils had just left +the tediousness of it all lying there. The map of Europe looked down +peevishly on the heap of writing-pads. There lay the mutilated and +well-worn goose-quills, which since time immemorial have opened up +the gates of learning. True, the black-board vaunted itself with the +heavy results of the last lesson in "fractions"; but the school was +no more. The spirit had fled: It was a corpse. + +Yes, the "Geist" had gone out with the children; for the reader will +see in a moment that they carried about with them a tremendous amount +of that article. + +We already know that this was the great day when Pennewip was to +criticise the poetical effusions of his young geniuses. There he sat, +his restless wig sharing all the poetical feelings and emotions--and +motions--of its owner. We will just look over his shoulder and read +with him those inestimable treasures of poetic art; and perhaps we +too shall be moved to emotion. + +Wig: In the middle, resting quietly. + + + Lucas de Bryer: "Our Native Land." + + Cake and wine and native land, + Out in the moonlight I take my stand; + Our native land and cake and wine, + And I hope the moon will shine; + Five fingers have I on my hand, + All to honor our native land. + + +"Melodious," said the teacher, "very melodious; and very profound. Cake +and wine, with our native land as a climax." + +Wig: On the right side. + + + Lizzie Webbelar: "My Father's Vocation." + + The cat is sly, I know; + My father is a dealer in Po- + Tatoes and onions. + + +"Original, immediate! But I don't like the way she cuts her potatoes +in twain." + +Wig: On the left side. + + + Jeanette Rust: "The Weather-cock." + + He stands on the chimney since long ago, + And shows the wind which way to blow. + + +"Smooth, but not quite correct, if examined closely--but I'll let it +pass as poetic license." + +Wig: Down in front. + + + Leendert Snelleman: "Lent." + + In Lent it is always nice, + My brother's birth-day is in May, + He says his feet need warming, + So that Lent we must be praising, + And then we're going to celebrate, + Easter brings eggs and a holiday. + + +"It's too bad that he's so careless with his rhymes. His imagination +is extraordinary. Very original." + +Wig: Down on his neck. + + + Keesje, the Butcher's Boy: "In Praise of the Teacher." + + My father has slaughtered many a steer, + But Master Pennewip is still living, I hear; + Some are lean, and some are well-fed, + He has slipped his wig to the side of his head. + + +The wig actually went to the side of his head. + +"Well, this is curious. I hardly know what to say about it." + +The wig slipped to the other side. + +"What's the connection between me and steers?" + +The wig protested vigorously against any implication of relationship +with steers. + +"H--mm! Can it be that this is what our new-fangled writers call +humour?" + +The wig sank down to his eyebrows, which signified doubt. + +"I will call up the boy and----" + +The wig passed again to the zenith, to express its satisfaction with +the teacher's determination to interview the butcher's boy. + + + Lucas de Wilde: "Religion." + + Religion very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +"The fundamental idea is very beautiful," said the teacher, "but it +ought to have been developed better." + +The wig nodded acquiescence. + + + Trudie Gier: "Juffrouw Pennewip." + + The path of virtue she shows us each day, + And we are glad to go that way; + And as there's nothing to do more fitting, + She teaches us sewing, darning and knitting. + + +The wig fairly leaped with pleasure, and the curls embraced one +another. This out-pouring of Trudie's heart was borne at once to +Juffrouw Pennewip, and was later hung by the fireplace in honor of +the poetess and the subject of the poem. + +Then followed a sublime poem on God by Klaasje van der Gracht, the +son of the Catechist. He was thirteen years old, and had not been +vaccinated--out of regard for predestination. + +"If only his father didn't help him!" + +The wig was rigid with astonishment. + + + Louwtje de Wilde: "Friendship." + + Friendship very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +The wig seemed dissatisfied. The "Religion" of Lucas de Wilde was +pulled out and compared with Louwtje's "Friendship." + +"H--emm. It is possible. Another example of how one thought can +originate in two heads at the same time." + + + Wimpje de Wilde: "Fishing." + + Fishing very---- + + +"What's that?" + +Yes, really, there it was again: + + + Fishing very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +The wig was moving continually. It looked as if it were fishing too. + +The teacher looked hurriedly through the remaining poems and picked out +the offspring of the entire Wilde connection. His worst suspicions were +realized. Mietje de Wilde, Kees de Wilde, Piet and Jan de Wilde--all +uniformly declared that religion, friendship, fishing, dreaming, +cauliflower and deception "very nice must be," and that they were +also very pleasing "to the people we see." A regular flood of the +nice and pleasing. + +Now, what do you suppose the wig did? It did the best thing that +could be done under the circumstances. More could not be expected of a +wig. As soon as it saw the futility of its efforts to comprehend the +difference between fishing, friendship, deception, dreams, religion +and cauliflower, it merely ignored the whole matter, readjusted itself +and assumed an expression of expectancy for what was yet to come. + + + Leentje de Haas: "Admiral de Ruyter." + + Pulling the rope with emotion, + To the top of the mast he came, + And then he went to the ocean, + And won for himself great fame. + + And very much more he perfected, + Saleh he vanquished, too; + A hero he was then elected, + With nothing else to do. + + +The wig lifted itself, the curls applauding enthusiastically. It was +evidently pleased. + + + Grete Wauzer: "The Caterpillar." + + The caterpillar, free from care, + Crawls on the tree just over there. + + +"Descriptive poetry. A daring idea--the caterpillar crawling on the +tree free from care." + +Wig: Quiet. + +Ah, the pleasure of a wig is short-lived! And how soon was this +one--but I will not anticipate. Soon, all too soon, the reader will +know the worst. + + + Walter Pieterse: "A Robber Song." + + +"Aha, what's this? And 'goodness'? But where has he written on +goodness?" + +The teacher could scarcely believe his eyes. He turned the sheet of +paper over and examined the back side, hoping to discover there some +lines on goodness. + +Then he saw that on Walter's sheet there was not a trace of "goodness." + +Oh, wretched wig! + +Yes, wretched wig! For after it had suffered as never wig had +suffered before, after it had been pulled at and tugged at +and martyred in a manner beyond even the imagination of the +Wilde family, Master Pennewip snatched it from his head, +twisted it convulsively in his hands, stammered a short +"Heaven-human-Christian-soul-good-gracious-my-life--how is it +possible!" slapped it on his head again, covered it with his venerable +cap and burst out the door like one possessed. + +He was on his way to Walter's home, where we shall soon see him +arrive. As a conscientious historian, however, it will be my duty +first to give an account of the happenings there. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + + +"Goodness, I'm glad to see you! And so early, too! Leetje, place a +chair over there and get the footstool, but be in a hurry, or I'd +rather do it myself. And how are you? Juffrouw Laps is coming too, +you know--Myntje, you'd better be thinking of your dough and stop +combing your head. That girl can't keep her hands off of her hair +when there's company. But do take a seat--no, not in the corner; +there's a draft there." + +There was no more draft in this corner than is usual to corners; +but Mrs. Stotter was only a Vrouw, and not a "Juffrouw." She had +no right to the seat of honour; for on all occasions a Juffrouw +takes precedence of a Vrouw, just as a Mevrouw takes precedence of +a Juffrouw. Everyone must keep his place, especially those in III, +7, b1; or c., where etiquette is observed more closely than at the +court of Madrid. The care and anxiety of the mistress of ceremonies +make her work most trying, and, too, not merely for Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Ah, my dear Juffrouw Pieterse, I was so surprised when Louwie came +to invite me, for I had just remarked to Wimpje, who makes caps, you +know--no, thank you, Pietje, I don't care for any just now--I said +to Wimpje, I wonder what Juffrouw Pieterse is doing, for I hadn't +heard from you in so long, you know--yes, just throw it aside, it's +my old one; I knew you wouldn't mind my wearing my old one--and then +Wimpje said----" + +What Wimpje really said I don't know. Mrs. Stotter's garment, which she +had described as her "old one," was removed and placed on the foot of +the bed in the back room. The children, who were piled together there +like sardines, were duly admonished not to stretch out their feet, +lest in doing so they injure Mrs. Stotter's "old" garment. + +"And now, my dear, be seated--yes, that's for us, twice +already. Leentje, where are you hiding now? Can't you hear that +somebody is ringing?--It's probably Juffrouw Zipperman. Juffrouw +Zipperman is coming, too, you know." + +Again I am at a loss: I don't know whether it was Juffrouw Zipperman +who had rung, or somebody else. But the reader need not scold me for +writing a story that I don't know myself. I cannot be sure whether it +was Juffrouw Zipperman this time or Juffrouw Mabbel, from the bakery, +or Juffrouw Krummel, whose husband is at the bourse, or Juffrouw +Laps--but she didn't need to ring, as she lived in the house. Anyway, +by half past seven the entire company was assembled, and Stoffel was +smoking his pipe as if his life depended upon it. Leentje had gone home +without her piece of bread and butter. She "could get it to-morrow"; +to-day there was "so much to do," and "one can't do everything at once, +you know." + +"And then she got another one right away--don't you know? One with +a wart on her nose." + +"Ah, it's an ordeal one has with girls," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "Take +another piece, don't wait to be insisted upon; it's a cake from your +own dough." + +"Excusez," said the Juffrouw from the bakery, with a mouth like a +rabbit, a style of mouth signifying graciousness and good breeding. + +"You must eat more, or I shall think you don't like it." She had +baked it herself. + +"Then I cannot refuse, Juffrouw Pieterse. ObligÈ and many thanks." + +"And you, Juffrouw Laps, what can I pass you?" Juffrouw Laps selected +ginger cake. + +"Fill the cups, Trudie! Yes, Mrs. Stotter, when you are here you must +drink with us. You are welcome to anything we've got. Pietje, wipe off +a table--such a girl! And now go and look after the baby, and tell +her that I don't want to hear any more noise. Ah, Juffrouw Mabbel, +children are a great deal of trouble. And your little Sientje--how +is her cough now?" + +"We've got a magnetisier, but that isn't enough. We must have the +clairvoyange of the sonnebule." + +"You don't say so! One can hardly believe it. And when is he coming, +the cler--cleek--clar----" + +"It's in the nerves, Juffrouw Zipperman. But he has the little nightcap +and nightgown, in which she has sweated, you know; and he says that +it will come all right now." + +"Who would have thought it! What will you do now?" + +"That's just it; the sonnebule must tell us what to do." + +Juffrouw Laps could not agree to this. + +"I wouldn't do it--I wouldn't do it--not for anything in the world! I +tell you, what God does is all right. Just mark my words!" + +"Yes, Juffrouw Laps; but the Juffrouw at the provision store did it, +and her child is lots better." + +"That's what you say, Juffrouw Mabbel, but I tell you there is +something in her eye that I don't like." + +"What then, Juffrouw Laps?" + +"She has a look, a look--and it's sin--I tell you it is. It's wrong, +it won't do. What God does is all right." + +"Come, Stoffel, talk some. You sit there like a stone. Recite a poem, +or tell us something about your school. Would you believe it, Juffrouw +Mabbel, he knows a whole poem by heart. And he has memorized all the +verbs of the feminine gender." + +"Mother, what are you talking about?" said Stoffel, displeased. "Don't +you see I'm smoking?" + +"Yes, dear, I meant when you were through smoking. Then you can repeat +the words. You will be surprised, Juffrouw Zipperman, and wonder where +he learned it all. How does it go? 'I would have been drunk, he would +have been drunk'--of course, you know, he was not drunk, it belongs +with the verbs. You will kill yourself laughing when he begins. Fill +the cups, Trudie, and blow in the spout; there's a leaf over it." + +The reader will not take it amiss, I trust, if I pass over the +subsequent history of this leaf, and, too, make some deviations from +the text of the conversation during the further course of Juffrouw +Pieterse's tea-evening. Stoffel spun off his conjugations and the +ladies fairly shrieked when he related how "he had been drunk" and +that "he would be drunk." Thereupon followed general and particular +criticism of the neighbors. The Juffrouw below received her share, +as a matter of course: She was absent. + +Religion and faith play an important part. Juffrouw Laps was for +organizing a prayer-class. The preachers of to-day, she insisted, +take their work too lightly and don't sweep out all the corners. + +"I tell you, it's in the Bible that man is only man," she cried; +"that's what I want to tell you. Man must not try to know better than +God himself. Salvation comes through grace, and grace through faith; +but if a man is not chosen, then he has no grace and can have no +faith. That's the way he is damned, don't you see? I tell you, it's +just as certain as twice two--understand? And for that reason I want +to have a prayer-class. Not for the sake of money or profit--God help +me, no! At most just a trifle for the fair, or for New Year. What do +you think of the plan, Juffrouw Mabbel?" + +That lady expressed the opinion that her husband would be opposed to +it, for he liked to go out of evenings, and then she must stay in the +shop. Besides, it was so difficult to get through with the work. No +one could imagine what a laborious occupation baking was. + +"What do you say, Juffrouw Zipperman? Don't you think it would be a +go? I would serve coffee; and the people could leave something on the +saucers. Really, I am not doing it for the money. We would begin with +the Old Testament--and then--exercise, you know; practice--understand?" + +Juffrouw Zipperman thought it would be very nice; but her son-in-law +had said that the preachers are paid to do this, and that any +additional "exercise" was merely an unnecessary expense. + +"What do you say to it, Juffrouw Krummel? Don't you think that such +a class--just a small class----" + +Juffrouw Krummel said she practiced with her husband when he came +from the bourse. + +Juffrouw Laps was now forced to turn to Mrs. Stotter, though she felt +that she was letting herself down in appealing to a Vrouw. + +"Ah, my dear Juffrouw Laps, if you had been a midwife as long +as I have you'd take no interest in a prayer-class. Now there is +M'neer Littelman in Prince Street. I've been at his house--always in +respectable houses--and he always said--it's a house with high steps, +and in the hall there's a big clock about the wind and rain--and he +always said: 'Vrouw Stotter,' said he, 'you're a good woman,' said he, +'and a faithful midwife. I always tell the people that,' said he, +'and,' said he, 'all of my connection must send for you,' said he, +'but,' said he, 'when people tell you this you must act as if you +didn't hear it'--thank you, Juffrouw Pieterse, my cup is turned +over. Just as I said: Everyone must know what he's doing." + +"But just a little exercise like that, Mrs. Stotter!" + +"It's possible, it's possible. But I've had so much experience in such +things. I go my own way; and that's the best way, too. For I've been in +the home of M'neer Witte, who has an uncle in congress--for I always +go to respectable places--and he always said, because he's so funny: +'Child-woman, child-woman, you're nothing but a child-woman.' I was +just going to say that I know what I'm doing, for I've seen a lot in +my life. There's M'neer--what's his name? There in Prince Street--no, +no, Market Square. Oh, what is his name!" + +The reader will have noticed that Mrs. Stotter digressed from the +theme. But other folk do the same. + +"And Juffrouw Pieterse, what do you think of the idea? Just a little +exercise." + +"Ah, my dear, I have exercise enough with my children. You don't know +what it means to bring up nine. I always worship with the children, +for the Bible says--Trudie, go to the baby; I hear her again." + +There was something noble in Trudie's gait as she walked into that +back room. One could see that she felt flattered by the transmission +to her of maternal dignity. Little Kee, the baby, was less flattered. + +"What were we talking about? Yes, that is my religious service. The +children keep me busy. You don't know anything about it; if I bring +them up properly--run, Pietje, and straighten out Simon. He's pinching +his sister again; he always does it when there's company." + +Simon was straightened out. + +"Whenever we have company the children behave so badly. There it +goes again. Myntje, go and see what's the matter and tell them to go +to sleep." + +Myntje went, returning immediately with the report that they had +"turned something over." + +General indignation. Angry message from the Juffrouw below. It was +unpleasant for the Juffrouw below when the children of the Juffrouw +above turned over things and flooded the back room. Terrible +excitement. + +Finally the children were straightened out. + +Juffrouw Zipperman again sat in the corner where there was such a +"draft." This only goes to show that earthly greatness has its dark +side, and that a son-in-law in the insurance business entitles one +to rheumatism. + +Juffrouw Laps was greatly pleased with the hearty manner in which +punishment was meted out to the children. It was exactly according +to Scripture, she said; and then she cited a text or two in which +the rod was prescribed. It's in the Bible somewhere, I don't know +where. The Bible mentions everything, and the "rod" especially. + +"Now, Stoffel," said the hostess sweetly, "recite something for +us." She wanted to show that her children could do something else +besides pinch and turn things over. + +"I don't know anything," said Stoffel, but without a trace of Socratic +arrogance. + +"Just say for us what you said the other day. Come, Stoffel. That's +the way he always is, Juffrouw Mabbel. One has to pull him up on his +feet before he will do anything. But then he goes all right. Forward, +Stoffel! He's tired now. Teaching in such a school is hard work. Yes, +Juffrouw, he's as smart as he can be. Would you believe it? All words +are either masculine or feminine. Aren't they, Stoffel?" + +"No, mother." + +"No? But--and the other day you said--it's only to get him started, +you know, Juffrouw Zipperman, it takes a little time, because he's +worn out with his school work--but you said that all words----" + +"No, mother. Masculine, feminine or neuter, I said." + +"Yes, and still more," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "You will be astonished +when you hear him. What do you suppose you are, Juffrouw Krummel?" + +"I? What I am?" + +"Yes, yes, what you are--what you really are." + +"I am Juffrouw Krummel," she said, but doubtfully; for she read in +the triumphant look of Juffrouw Pieterse and the tightly closed lips +of Stoffel that she might easily be something entirely different from +Juffrouw Krummel. + +The tension did not need to be farther increased; so Juffrouw Pieterse +passed now from the special to the general. Her glance took in the +entire company. + +"And you, too, Juffrouw Mabbel; and you, Juffrouw Laps; and you, +Juffrouw Zipperman; and you, Mrs. Stotter--what do you all think +you are?" + +No one knew. + +This will not be surprising to anyone who knows how difficult knowledge +of the "self" is; but Stoffel had something else in mind. There was +a deeper meaning involved. + +Juffrouw Laps was the first to answer, and she spoke with proud +self-sufficiency: + +"I am Juffrouw Laps!" + +"Wrong, wrong--entirely wrong!" + +"But for Heaven sake, am I not Juffrouw Laps?" + +"Y-e-s. Of course you are Juffrouw Laps; but Stoffel didn't ask who +you were, but what you were. There's the fine point." + +"What I am? I'm Dutch Reform!" + +"Y-e-s. That you are, too; but--it isn't that. The question is, +What are you? Help her out, Stoffel." + +Between puffs of smoke, and with the air of a professor, Stoffel +proceeded to "help": + +"Juffrouw Laps, I wished to know what you were from a zoˆlogical +standpoint." + +"I won't have anything more to do with it," said Juffrouw Laps in +the tone of one who feels that he is going to be insulted. + +"I am a midwife," said Mrs. Stotter, "and I'm going to stick to it." + +"And I am the baker's wife," cried Juffrouw Mabbel, with a positiveness +in her tone which showed her intention to hold to this opinion. + +"Certainly, certainly, Juffrouw Mabbel; but I mean from a zoˆlogical +standpoint." + +"If it's going to be indecent, I prefer to go home." + +"I, too," added Juffrouwen Krummel and Zipperman. "We came here to +be entertained." + +"But you're not going to get angry about it! I tell you, it's in +the book, Stoffel--you will laugh when you hear it, Juffrouw Mabbel; +and the best part of it is, that it's in the book, and one can't say +anything against it. Tell her, Stoffel!" + +"Juffrouw Laps," said Stoffel with dignity--an important moment in +Juffrouw Pieterse's tea-evening had arrived--"Juffrouw Laps, you are +a sucking animal." + +I admit frankly that I cannot adequately describe the crisis that +followed these two words. If Stoffel had only said mammal, perhaps +then my task would have been easier. + +Juffrouw Laps's face took on all the different colors that are +generally supposed to express anger. She had been attacked more openly +than the others, it is true; but her attitude toward the prayer-class +would go to show that she was naturally polemical. + +In French novels people used to turn green; but Juffrouw Laps did not +read French, so she stopped at a terrible violet and screamed--no, +she didn't. She didn't scream anything; for she was choking for +breath. But she did pulverize that piece of ginger cake; and she +looked at Stoffel and his mother in a manner that would have been most +damaging for her if those two persons had happened to die that night. + +Imitating the trick of the cuttle-fish, no doubt unconsciously, +Stoffel managed to escape this fatal stare by enveloping himself in a +heavy cloud of smoke. Juffrouw Pieterse, however, not being a smoker, +was at the mercy of Juffrouw Laps. She stammered humbly: "It's in +the book, really it's in the book. Don't be angry, it's in the book." + +By this time Juffrouw Laps was getting a little air, so much that +there was now no danger of her suffocating. She threw the mutilated +remains of the ginger cake on the table and began: + +"Juffrouw Pieterse, you are nothing but a low, vile, filthy--you +may even be a sucking animal, you and your son too. I want you +to understand that I've always been respectable. My father sold +grain, and nobody's ever been able to say anything against me! Ask +everybody about me--if I've ever run with men-folk, and such things; +and if I haven't always paid my debts. He was manager I would have +you understand, and we lived over the chapter-house, for he was in +the grain business, and you can ask about me there. Thank God, you +can ask about me everywhere--do you hear? But never, never, never, +has such a thing happened to me. What you put on me! If it wasn't +for lowering myself I'd tell you what I think of you--you sucking +animal, you and your son and your whole family. My father sold grain, +and I'm too respectable for you to----" + +"But--it's in the book that way. For God's sake believe me; it's in +the book." + +"Just hold your lip about your book. Anybody who sells God's holy +word on the Ouwebrug needn't talk to me about books." + +This accusation was false; for Walter, and not his mother, had sold +the Bible; but this was no time for such fine distinctions. + +"Stoffel, go get the book and show Juffrouw--my God, what shall I do!" + +"Go to the Devil with your book and your sucking animals. You've got +nothing to show in your book. I know you--and your lout of a son, +and your wenches of daughters, that are growing up like----" + +Truitje, Myntje and Pietje, understanding from this that there +was something radically wrong with their growth, began to screech +too. Other members of the party bawled a word from time to time, +as opportunity presented itself. Then came another message from the +Juffrouw below. This time she threatened to call in the police. The +children, taking advantage of the general excitement to break the +ban under which they had been placed, had left the bed and were +now listening at the keyhole. Juffrouw Pieterse was calling for the +camphor bottle, declaring that she was going to die; Mrs. Stotter +was clamoring for her wrap--her "old one"; and Stoffel was playing +cuttle-fish as well as he could. + +All had got up and were going to leave. They could "put up with a +good deal," but that was "too much"! Juffrouw Krummel was going to +tell her husband; Juffrouw Zipperman was going to let everybody in the +insurance business know about it; Mrs. Stotter was going to relate the +whole story to the gentleman in Prince Street; and Juffrouw Mabbel--I +forget whom she was going to tell it all to. In short, every one of +them was going to see to it that the affair was well aired. + +Who knows but what these threats would have been carried out, if the +good genius of the Pieterses had not at that moment caused someone +to ring the door-bell? It was that worthy gentleman whom we left in +such a state of pious despair at the close of the last chapter. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + + +Yes, the door-bell rang. And it rang again: So it was "for +us." Juffrouw Pieterse drew a long breath; and I must say, she did +a very proper thing. While admitting that it is foolish to say what +one would do if one were somebody else, still, in her place I should +have drawn a long breath, too. Firstly, because I imagine she hadn't +done this for a long time; secondly, because I know how, in adverse +circumstances, every change and interruption gives one ground for +hope; and, finally, because I think Juffrouw Pieterse was human, +just like the rest of us. + +"Ah, my dears," she said, "be peaceable. It must be the gentlemen." + +The ladies declared it couldn't be the gentlemen, because it was +too early for them; and this very doubt and uncertainty as to who it +might be gave the crisis a favorable turn. + +Mere uncertainty, even when in no way connected with what is occupying +us, has a sort of paralyzing effect. Besides, when one is interrupted +in one's anger, afterwards it is difficult to find the place where +one left off. + +This was Juffrouw Laps's experience; she tried it, but it wouldn't +work. Her "a sucking animal, a sucking animal!" was smothered by, +"What can it mean? He never comes before ten!" + +Juffrouw Pieterse quickly availed herself of this diversion to get +them all seated again. + +Trudie was commissioned to "straighten out" the children, who came off +rather badly. The hostess was just about to state a new zoˆlogical +argument, which should establish peace between the hostile parties, +when the door opened and Master Pennewip stood before the agitated +assembly. + +He, too, was agitated: the reader knows it. + +The surprise caused by the arrival of this unexpected visitor had a +most favorable effect on the peace negotiations. A truce was tacitly +declared, though not without the proviso, at least on Juffrouw Laps's +part, that hostilities should be reopened as soon as curiosity as to +Pennewip's visit had been sufficiently satisfied. Indeed, she was +all the more willing for a truce, as it was evident from the man's +appearance that there was something momentous at hand. His wig cried +out fire and murder in unmistakable tones. And that was just what +the good Juffrouw Laps liked. + +"Good-evening, Juffrouw Pieterse; my humblest respects. I see you +have company, but----" + +"That 'doesn't make a bit of difference,' Master Pennewip. 'Come +right in and take a seat.'" + +These forms of expression were rigidly observed in the "citizen +populace," III, 7. c. + +"Won't you drink a cup with us?" + +"Juffrouw Pieterse," he said with extreme dignity, "I didn't come +here simply to drink a cup of sage-milk." + +"But, Master Pennewip, please be seated!" + +It wasn't easy; but the ladies made room and he was soon seated. + +He cleared up his throat and looked about him with dignity. Then +he drew a roll of manuscript from his pocket, disarranged his wig +and spoke: + +"Juffrouw Pieterse! You are a worthy, respectable woman, and your +husband sold shoes----" + +Juffrouw Pieterse looked triumphantly at Juffrouw Laps. + +"Yes, Master Pennewip, quite so; he did----" + +"Don't interrupt me, Juffrouw Pieterse. Your departed husband sold +shoes. I have taught your children from little tots up to their +confirmation. Haven't I, Juffrouw Pieterse?" + +"Yes, Master Pennewip," she replied modestly; for she was afraid of +that excessive dignity in Pennewip's manner and voice. + +"And I just want to ask you, Juffrouw Pieterse, whether, during all +this time that your children were in my school, you ever heard any +complaints--reasonable complaints--of the manner in which I, with +my wife, instructed your children in reading, writing, arithmetic, +national history, psalmody, sewing, knitting, drawing and religion? I +put the question to you, Juffrouw Pieterse, and wait for a reply." + +An awful silence followed this speech. The Juffrouw below had every +reason to be satisfied. + +"But, Master Pennewip----" + +"I don't want any 'but', Juffrouw Pieterse. I ask you, whether you +have had any complaints. I mean, of course, well grounded complaints +about my instruction in reading, writing, arithmetic----" + +"Well, no, Master Pennewip, I have no complaints; but----" + +"So-oo? No complaints? Well, then I will explain to you--where is +your son Walter?" + +"Walter? Dear me! Hasn't he come home, Trudie? He went to take a +walk with the Halleman boys. They are such respectable children, +Master Pennewip, and they live----" + +"So! With the Hallemans--who go to the French school! Aha, and +that's it? So--from the Hallemans! And he learns such things from the +Hallemans--the Hallemans III, 7, a2, perhaps 'a'--yes, who knows but +that it might be II. It's no wonder--immorality, viciousness--at the +French school! And now, Juffrouw Pieterse, I want to tell you that +your son----" + +"What did you say?" + +Master Pennewip looked about him as if he were drinking in the +breathless silence that had fallen over his hearers. + +Juffrouw Laps hastened to repay with compound interest that triumphant +look of the hostess, while that lady, thoroughly miserable, was making +frequent use of the camphor bottle. She was not so much mortified that +Juffrouw Laps should hear something else unfavorable about Walter, +who had caused them so much trouble, as angry that she should be +the witness of an accusation that would give her a new weapon in the +zoˆlogical fray. + +"Didn't I tell you so? Nothing good will ever come to this Walter. A +boy that begins with the Bible will end with something else. Yes, +Master Pennewip, I'm not surprised--I shouldn't be surprised at +anything he did. I've seen it coming for a long time. But what +shouldn't one expect from a family----" + +As quick as a flash Juffrouw Pieterse saw here her opportunity to +recover her lost advantage. Stoffel had said it was in the book; +but a teacher must know whatever is in a book. Therefore---- + +"Master Pennewip," she cried, "Is it true that Juffrouw Laps is a +sucking animal?" + +I am convinced that Pennewip brought this question under a special +category for "peculiar overflowings of the heart," seeing that it +followed upon his unfinished accusation against Walter. He looked +over his glasses and slowly described with his eye a circle, peopled +with women holding their breath, heads and necks stretched out and +mouths wide open. The attitude of Juffrouw Laps was threatening above +everything else, and said quite distinctly: Answer or die! Am I a +sucking animal? + +"With whom have I the honor to speak?" he asked, probably not +considering that this question made the matter still more mysterious, +giving the impression that Laps's animal quality depended upon her +name, age, place of residence, family relations, etc. + +"I am Juffrouw Laps," she said, "and live down stairs in the front +part of the house." + +"Ah--so! Yes, indeed you belong to the class of sucking animals." + +A ten-fold sigh was heaved; and Juffrouw Pieterse was again +triumphant. In politics and the citizen populace complete equilibrium +is impossible. The parties or powers are in continual motion, first +one in the ascendency, then the other. + +Juffrouw Laps, who had not been able to accomplish anything with pride, +now attempted good humor. + +"But Master Pennewip," she said sweetly, "how can you say such a +thing? My father was in the grain business and----" + +"Juffrouw Laps, answer me one question." + +"Yes, Master Pennewip, but----" + +"Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, where do you live?" + +"Where I live? Why, in my room, down stairs--two windows--front +entrance----" + +"You miss the significance of my question entirely, Juffrouw Laps. The +meaning would be similar if I were to ask you if you belonged to that +class of organisms that live in oyster-shells." + +"Yes, yes, Juffrouw Laps," cried the triumphant hostess, "that's the +point--the main point!" + +And Stoffel added that it was really and truly the main point. + +Juffrouw Laps saw that she was hopelessly lost, for she had to admit to +herself that she didn't usually reside in an oyster-shell. She looked +at the teacher with astonishment; but he paid no attention at all to +the effect of his questions. Assuming a sort of legal manner--which +was closely imitated by his wig, he continued: + +"Can you live in water? Have you gills?" + +"In water? But--Master Pennewip----" + +Wig to the left, which meant: No, but! + +"Or half in water, half on land?" + +"Master Pennewip, how should I----" + +Wig to the right: No subterfuges. + +"Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, have you cold blood? Do you bring living +young into the world?" + +"It is a sin, Master Pennewip!" + +The wig now looked like a battering-ram, anticipating the nature of +the next question. + +"Can you lay eggs, Juffrouw Laps? I only ask you the question. Can +you lay eggs? Eh?" + +She said she couldn't. + +"Then you are a sucking animal, Juffrouw Laps!" + +The wig was in the middle again resting quietly. It had vanquished +Juffrouw Laps. + +I wonder what the reader's idea is of the effect produced on the +company by this terrible sentence, against which there could be no +appeal. There was something pitiless in Pennewip's manner, and in +his contracted eyebrows there was no intimation of mercy. + + + + +CHAPTER X + + +The attentive reader who knows human nature will naturally wish to +know why I closed the last chapter so tamely, and why that zoˆlogical +problem which, only a short time before had caused such a violent +explosion, was now allowed to rest in peace. + +There are three reasons for this. + +Firstly, the women had been so wrought up that they were now exhausted. + +Secondly, Juffrouw Laps, the shrewd leader of the fight, looked over +the battlefield and, without thinking of the famous battle between +the Horatii and the Curiatii, saw with innate tactical talent the +correctness of "divide and conquer." With the forces Stotter, Mabbel, +Krummel and Zipperman against the house of Pieterse--that was all +right. But now that the house was supported by Pennewip's powerful +hand, it was prudent to withdraw from the battle. For who could +guarantee her that she might depend upon her allies? What assurance +had she that the midwife, or even Juffrouw Zipperman would not go over +to the enemy?--if only out of deference to the versatile wig! No, no, +no! She wouldn't risk her rhetorical artillery in such a doubtful +engagement! She was content to say to herself, "I will get even +with you later." Imagining her, with all her relations to society, +multiplied by twenty or thirty millions, we would have read the next +day in this or that official Laps organ something like this: + +"Our relations with the Pietersian empire are most cordial. The +recent friendly meeting between the two sovereigns was merely that +they might have the mutual pleasure of seeing one another, and had +no political significance whatever. It will be seen how unfounded +were those rumors of 'strained relations,' which were said to have +been brought about by a discussion of certain characteristics of our +popular princess. The reader will recall that we never gave credence +to those rumors, and reported them with great reserve." + +Thirdly. The third and chief cause of the armistice +was--curiosity. Under the present changed circumstances whoever +betrayed any anger would have to leave; and whoever left would not +find out why Master Pennewip had come, or what new crime Walter had +committed. Again we see the truth of the proposition, that everything +has its good side. + +"But, Master Pennewip," asked Juffrouw Pieterse--she threw the +subdued sucking animal a look that was like a triumphant telegram, +and read: Where are you now?--"but Master Pennewip, what has Walter +been doing now?" + +"Yes, what has he been up to this time," added Juffrouw Laps, delighted +that the conversation had taken this turn, and that she was now to +hear about Walter's latest sin. + +For the sinner is a thing in which pious persons find much +edification. As we have already seen, Juffrouw Laps was fond of +edification. + +Pennewip was just on the point of beginning his indictment when the +door-bell rang. It rang again: "It's for us"--and in a moment our +truant walked into the room. + +He was paler than usual, and with good reason; for strange things +had happened to him since Fancy had lifted him up and borne him away. + +"Juffrouw Pieterse," began Pennewip, "my school is famous, even as +far away as Kattenburg. Do you hear me?" + +"Yes, Master Pennewip." + +"I repeat it: Famous! And, too, chiefly on account of the fine moral +there--I mean, of course, in my school. Religion and morality occupy +the first place in my school. I could show you verses on the Deity--but +I pass over that. It is sufficient for you to know that my school is +famous as far as--but what am I talking about--I've even had a boy +from Wittenburg; and I was once consulted about the education of a +boy whose father lived at Muiderberg." + +"Oh, Master Pennewip!" + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I still have the letter and could show it to you. The +man was a gravedigger--the boy painted inappropriate figures on +the coffins. And just for this reason I feel it my duty to tell you +that I don't intend to see my school lose its good name through that +good-for-nothing boy of yours there!" + +Poor Walter had fallen from the clouds. That sounded quite different +from a papal appointment--which he really no longer cared for, as he +had just received another appointment that pleased him better. + +His mother wanted to pass immediately to what she called her "divine +worship" and give him a sound thrashing, in order to satisfy the +teacher that religion and morality took the first place in her +house, too. + +But the teacher found it preferable to tell the party what the +trouble was, and incidentally to strengthen the feeling of guilt in +the patient. + +"Your son belongs to the class of robbers, murderers, ravishers of +women, incendiaries----" + +That was all. + +"Holy grace! Heavenly righteousness! Compassionate Christian souls! Ah, +divine and human virtue, is it possible! What must we endure!" + +I cannot always be exact; but, in general, such was the flood of +exclamations that all but swept away that ten-year-old robber, +murderer, ravisher of women and incendiary. + +"I am going to read you something from his hand," said the teacher, +"and then if anybody still doubts the boy's viciousness----" + +All tacitly promised to have no doubts. + +The work that the teacher read was indeed of such a nature as to leave +small room for doubts; and I, who have chosen Walter for my hero, +anticipate difficulty in convincing the reader that he was not so +bad as he seemed--after his + + + "Robber Song." + + "On the steed, + Off I speed, + With helmet on head + And a sword in my hand and the enemy dead; + Quick, away!" + + +"Christian souls," cried the whole party, "is he mad?" + + + "Rather late, + Near the gate + A push and a blow, + Vanquished dragoon, Margrave laid low----" + + +"Heaven save us, what has he against the Margrave," wailed the mother. + + + "For the spoil!" + + +"Don't you see, it's for booty," said Juffrouw Laps. "I told you so: +He began with the Bible, he'll end with----" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes----" + + +"Did you ever hear the like--he has scarcely shed his milk teeth!" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes-- + She was bought with steel----" + + +"With ste-e-l!" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes-- + She was bought with steel; + I bore her away to the cave just to feel + How it seemed." + + +"Heavenly grace, what is he going to do in the cave?" + + + "In my arm, + Free from harm + Lay the maid as we sped; + Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears----" + + +"Oh, blessed peace, and the poor thing crying!" + + + "Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears she shed-- + O, delight!" + + +"And he calls that delight! I'm getting right cold." + + + "Then again, + O'er the plain----" + + +"Holy Father, there he goes again!" + + + "Then again, + O'er the plain. + Right and left, nothing spurned, + Here a villa destroyed or a cloister burned + For fun." + + +"The Devil is in that boy. For fun!" + + + "Farther yet, + I forget-- + But the deeds they were dire, + And the road was marked with blood and fire + And revenge!" + + +"Mercy on us! What had they done to him!" + + + "Revenge's sweet, + And is meet + For the King of the World----" + + +"Is he crazy? I'll make him a king!" + + + "Revenge's sweet + And is meet + For the King of the World, + Who alone is supreme, with a banner unfurled + Forever!" + + +"What sort of a thing is he talking about?" + + + "All! Hurrah! + But, I say----" + + +Everybody shuddered. + + + "All! Hurrah! + But, I say + No pardon shall be lavished, + The men shall be hanged and the women----" + + +"Trudie, Trudie, the camphor bottle! You see--I----" + + + "The men shall be hanged and the women ravished----" + + +"The camphor bottle! Trudie, Trudie!" + + + "For pleasure!" + + +"For pleasure," repeated the teacher in a grave-yard voice, "for +pleasure!" + +"He--does--it--for--pleasure!" + +The company was stupefied. Even Stoffel's pipe had gone out. + +But Walter's was not a nature to be easily disturbed. After his mother +had beaten him till she came to her senses again, he went to bed +in the little back room, far from dissatisfied with the day's work, +and was soon dreaming of Fancy. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + + +On the next day things had largely resumed their wonted course. That +someone may not charge me with carelessness, or indifference towards +the persons with whom we spent a pleasant evening, I will remark +in passing that Juffrouw Mabbel was again busy with her baking and +"clairvoyange," and that Mrs. Stotter had resumed her activities with +the stork. Those unfortunate creatures who were committed to her care +she condemned to lie motionless for two or three months--perhaps to +give the newly born an idea of their new career, and, at the same time, +to punish them for the shameful uproar they had caused by their birth. + +As for Master Pennewip, he was busy, as usual, educating future +grandparents of the past. His wig had not yet recovered from the +excitement of the night before and was longing for Sunday. + +Klaasje van der Gracht had been awarded the prize with an impressive, +"Keep on that way, my boy"; and he kept on. I still see poems in +the papers whose clearness, conciseness and sublimity betray his +master hand. I have heard that he died of smallpox--he had not been +vaccinated; it will be remembered--but I consider it my duty to +protect him from any such slander. A genius does not die; otherwise +it wouldn't be worth while to be born a genius. Still, if Klaas had +died like other people, his spirit would have lived in those coming +after him. And that is a beautiful immortality. + +The family de Wilde, too, has not died out, and will not die. I am +certain of it. + +Juffrouw Krummel asked her husband if she was really a "sucking +animal." Being from the bourse, and having much worldly wisdom, he +replied after reflection that of such things he didn't believe more +than half he heard. "In this case the last half," he added--but softly. + +Juffrouw Zipperman had caught a cold; but was still able to boast +about her son-in-law. She was a "respectable woman." Only she couldn't +endure for Juffrouw Laps to talk so much about "virtue," and the +"respectability" of her father, who was "in the grain business." Old +Man Laps, she said, was not in, but under the grain business. He had +carried sacks of grain, but that was quite different from selling +grain. For the man who sells is much bigger than the man who +carries. Juffrouw, therefore, had been making misleading statements. + +Trudie and her sisters had decked themselves out as well as possible +and were sitting at the window. When young people passed by they +looked as if they had never in their lives straightened out anybody. + +The Juffrouw in the rear below told the grocer that she was going +to move out; for it was just scandalous, simply scandalous the way +the Pieterses carried on in their back room; that she couldn't leave +anything uncovered. + +Juffrouw Pieterse was busy with her household, and looked like +a working woman. From time to time she had "divine service" with +the children, who, if they could have had their choice, would have +preferred to have been born among the Alfures, Dajaks, or some other +benighted people whose religion is less strenuous. + +I am glad to be able to say that Juffrouw Laps had passed a good +night. I should like to tell more about her, but I don't care to +exhaust myself. + +Stoffel had returned to school, and was trying to inspire the boys with +contempt for riches. He was using on them a poem that had probably +been written in a garret by some poor devil or other whose wealth +gave him little cause for complaint. The boys were inattentive, +and seemed not to grasp the peculiar pleasure in having no money to +buy marbles. Stoffel attributed their hard-heartedness to Walter's +crazy ideas: They had heard of his attack on the Margrave and of that +remarkable visit to the cave. + +And Walter? + +He still lived in expectation of the punishment he deserved so +richly. For his mother had given him to understand repeatedly that +the little "straightening out" of the evening before was merely for +practice, and that the reward of his sin would be delayed till she +could speak with the preacher about it. + +In the meanwhile Walter didn't know what to do. He couldn't return +to school: Pennewip had closed for him that fountain of knowledge. + +Nor was he allowed to go out for a walk. "Who knows what he will do +if I let him out of my sight?" said his mother, who was presumably +afraid that he might make a fresh attack on the cloisters. As a matter +of fact, she denied him this privilege merely because Walter asked it. + +She expressed the opinion that it was best not to let bad children +have their own way. + +If Walter had been right wise, he would have pretended to be thoroughly +in love with that dark back room; then, for his moral improvement, +he would have been chased down the steps, and away to his sawmills. + +But Walter was not smart. + +He was forbidden to go into the front room because the young ladies +did not care to see him. + +That back room was more than dark: It was narrow, and dirty, +and reeked with all the fumes of "III, 7, c." But Walter was used +to all this and much more. He had always been a martyr--bandages, +poultices, bandy legs, biblical history, rickets, poems on goodness, +evening prayers, the judgment day, hobgoblins for wicked children, +closed eyes before and after the slice of bread, sleeping with crooked +knees, committing sins, fear for the torn breeches, "divine service" +with and without sensible accompaniment! + +That droll robber song, whose origin we know so well, shows how easily +his childish soul was moved by whatever seemed great to him. He was a +pure child, and he was a good boy. He wouldn't have hurt a fly. The +criminal character of his song was due to his desire to grasp what +is greater than everything else and to be the leader in that world +created by his childish fancy. + +Robber--good! But a first-class robber, a robber of robbers, a robber +without mercy--for pleasure! + +As to the gross mistreatment of women mentioned in his song, he had +no idea what it meant. He used the word for the sake of rhyme, and +because from certain sentences in his book he had got the impression +that it must afford great pleasure. + +If, perchance, for those fourteen stivers Grandisson--weary +remembrance--had fallen into his hands, his Wednesday's poem would have +been quite different. No doubt he would have sought a reconciliation +with the butcher's Keesje, forgiving him completely all his liberties +with "Holland nobility" and even presenting him a few slate pencils. + +For that is the striking characteristic of spirits such as +Walter's. Whatever they are, they are that with all their might, +always going further in any direction than they would seem to be +warranted in doing by the mere external circumstances. + +From such characters we could hope much, if through some chance--i. e., +a natural cause, which we call chance, because we do not understand +it and are ashamed to admit our ignorance--if through some chance +they were not born among people who do not understand them, and, +therefore, mistreat them. + +It is one of our peculiarities that we like to mistreat anyone +whose soul is differently organized from ours. How does the watch +move? asks the child, and cannot rest until he has torn apart the +wheels he could not understand. There the watch lies in pieces, and +the little miscreant excuses himself with the remark that he just +wanted to see how it was made. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + + +Walter sat with his elbows on the table, his chin resting in his +hands. He seemed to be deeply interested in Leentje's sewing, but +we shall see in a moment that his thoughts were elsewhere, and, too, +far away from III. 7, c. + +They had forbidden her to speak to the shameless rascal, and only +occasionally, when Juffrouw Pieterse left the room, did she have an +opportunity to whisper to him a few words of comfort. To be sure, +she noticed that Walter was not so sad as we should expect one to be +who was caught in between the thrashing of yesterday and the priest of +to-morrow. This gentleman was to come to-morrow to settle the matter. + +"But, Walter, how could you speak of burning cloisters!" + +"Ah, I meant--sh!" + +"And the Count--what had he done?" + +"It was a Margrave--sh!" + +"What sort of a count is that? I'll bet he was one out of another +house." + +"Yes, it was Amalia's father--but that isn't it. I have something to +tell you, Leentje--sh!" + +"Amalia--who is Amalia?" + +"That was my bride, but--Leentje, I wanted to tell you something--sh!" + +"Your bride! Are you mad, Walter? Your bride?" + +"Yes, she was; but now no more. I was going to help her--but a duck +came--but that isn't it, Leentje. Now I see it all--sh. I swam by--sh!" + +"Who, what? Swam by?" + +"By Amalia. She sat on the rushes--now I understand it all--I am--sh!" + +"I don't understand a word, Walter. But the women--why did you +want to----" + +Poor innocent Leentje. + +"The women were in the book--but listen, I am--sh!" + +"And the cloisters?" + +"That has nothing to do with it--I know everything now. Listen Leentje, +I am--sh!" + +"For Heaven sake, Walter, what's the matter with you? You look as if +you were mad." + +Walter had a vision. He stretched himself up, cast a proud glance +at the beams in the ceiling, placed his right hand over his heart, +extended his left, as if he were draping a Spanish mantle about +him--remember that he had never been in a theatre--and said: + +"Leentje, I am a prince." + +At that moment his mother came in, boxed his ears and sent him out +of the room. + + + +Walter's principality was in the moon--no, much farther away. + +In the following the reader shall learn how he had attained to this +new dignity. + +Long before the beginning of this story--yes, a long time before +this--there was a queen of spirits, just like in "Hans Heiling." Her +name was A----o. + +She did not live in a cave, but held her court far up in the clouds; +and this was airier and more suitable for a queen. + +She wore a necklace of stars, and a sun was set in her signet-ring. + +Whenever she went forth, the clouds flew about like dust, and with +a motion of her hand she drove away the firmaments. + +Her children played with planets as with marbles, and she complained +that it was so difficult for her to find them again when they had +rolled away under the furniture. + +The little son of the queen, Prince Upsilon, was peevish over this +and was continually calling for more playthings. + +The queen then gave him a sack of siriuses; but in a short time these, +too, were all lost. It was Upsilon's own fault: He ought to have paid +more attention to his playthings. + +They tried to satisfy him as best they could, but no matter what they +gave him, he always wanted something else, something larger. This +was a defect in the character of the little prince. + +The mother, who, as queen of the spirits, was a very intelligent woman, +thought it would be a good idea for the little prince to accustom +himself to privations. + +She issued an order, therefore, that for a certain time Upsilon was +to have no playthings. + +The order was carried out. Everything was taken away from him, +even the comet that he and his little sister Omicron happened to be +playing with. + +Prince Upsilon was somewhat stubborn. He so far forgot himself one +day as to speak disrespectfully to his mother. + +Even Princess Omicron was contaminated by his example--nothing is +worse than a bad example--and violently threw her pallet against the +universe. That was not becoming in a girl. + +Now, in the kingdom of spirits, there was a law to the effect, that +anyone showing disrespect toward the queen, or throwing anything +against the universe, should be deprived of all titles and dignities +for a certain length of time. + +Prince Upsilon became a grain of sand. + +After he had behaved himself well in this capacity for a few centuries +he received the news that he had been promoted to be a moss plant. + +Then one morning he woke up and found himself a coral zoˆphyte. + +That occurred about the time that man began to cook his food. + +He was industrious, building up islands and continents on the earth. In +recognition of his zeal he was turned into a crab. + +In this capacity, too, there could be no complaint against him, +and he was soon transferred to the class of sea-serpents. + +He played some innocent pranks on sailors, but he never harmed +anyone. Soon he received four feet and the rank of a mastodon, with +the privilege of roaming over the land. + +With the self-control of a philosopher he entered upon his new life, +busying himself with geological investigations. + +A few centuries later--remember that in the kingdom of spirits all time +taken together is only as a short quarter of an hour--or to speak more +correctly, that all time is nothing. For time was made merely for man, +for his amusement, and given to him just as we give picture books to +children. For spirits, present, past and future are all the same. They +comprehend yesterday, to-day and to-morrow at a glance, just as one +reads a word without spelling it out. What was and is going to be, is. + +The Egyptians and Phoenicians knew that very well, but Christians +have forgotten it. + +Fancy knew that Walter could not read, so she related Upsilon's story +to him, just as I am doing for the reader. + +Some centuries later he had become an elephant; then a moment later, +i. e., about ten years before the opening of my story--I mean years +as we mortals reckon them--he was elevated to the class of man. + +I don't know what sins he may have committed as an elephant. + +Anyway, Fancy had said, that in order to return to his station as a +spirit-prince in a short time and escape any further degradation it +was necessary for him to be diligent and well behaved in his present +state, and not write any robber songs, or slip out things and sell +them--even if it was only a Bible. + +And, too, he must become reconciled to seeing Juffrouw Pieterse +without a train on her dress. Fancy said it couldn't be helped. + +This "Fancy" must have been some lady at his mother's court, who +visited him in his exile to comfort and encourage him, so that +he wouldn't think they were punishing him because they were angry +with him. + +She promised to visit him from time to time. "But," asked Walter, +"how is my little sister getting along?" + +"She's being punished, too. You know the law. She is patient with +it all and promises to improve. At first she was a fire-ball; but +she behaved so nicely that she was soon changed to a moon-beam; and +also in this state there was nothing against her. It seemed to be +a pleasure for her; and it was all her mother could do to keep from +shortening the punishment. She was soon turned into vapor, and stood +the test well; for she filled the universe. That was about the time +you began to eat grass. Soon she was a butterfly. But your mother +did not consider this suitable for a girl and had her changed into +a constellation. There she stands before us now." + +It often happens that we do not see a thing because it is too big. + +"Look," said Fancy. "There--to the right! No, further--there, +there--the north star! That is her left eye. You can't see her right, +because she is bending over towards Orion, the doll which she holds +in her lap and caresses." + +Walter saw it plainly enough and cried: "Omicron, Omicron!" + +"No, no, prince," said the lady of the court, "that will not do. Each +must undergo his punishment alone. It's already a great concession +that you two are imprisoned in the same universe. Recently, when your +little brothers flooded the milky way with sin, they were separated +completely." + +Walter was sad. How gladly would he have kissed his little +sister!--that group of stars nursing the doll. + +"Ah, Fancy, let me be with Omicron." + +Fancy said neither yes nor no. + +She looked as if she were reflecting on the possibility of +accomplishing the almost impossible. + +Walter, taking courage from her hesitation, repeated his request. + +"Ah, let me live with my little sister again, even if I have to eat +grass or build continents--I will eat and build with pleasure, if I +may only be with Omicron." + +Probably Fancy was afraid to promise something beyond her power; +and she was sorry not to be able to give her promise. + +"I will ask," she whispered, "and now----" + +Walter rubbed his eyes. There was the bridge and the ditch. He heard +the ducks cackling from the distance. He saw his mills again. Yes, yes, +there they were. But their name was no longer--what was their name? + +The mills were called "Morning Hour" and "Eagle," and they called +out just like other sawmills: "Karre, karre, kra, kra----" + +Thereupon Walter went home. We have already seen what awaited him +there. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + + +The preacher had come and gone. Sentence had been passed and the +penalty paid. But Walter was depressed and despondent. Leentje did +her best to put some animation into him, but in vain. Perhaps it was +because she no longer understood her ward. + +Those confidential communications of Walter's were beyond her +comprehension; and often she looked at him as if she doubted his +sanity. From her meagre weekly allowance she saved a few doits, +thinking to gladden Walter's heart with some ginger cakes, which he +had always enjoyed. It was no use: Walter's soul had outgrown ginger +cakes. This discovery caused Leentje bitter pain. + +"But, my dear child, be reasonable, and don't worry over such +foolishness. This Fancy, or whatever the creature's name is, has +mocked you; or you have dreamed it all." + +"No, no, no, Leentje. It's all true. I know everything she said, +and it's all true." + +"But, Walter, that story about your sister--you would have known that +long ago." + +"I did know it, but I had forgotten it. I knew everything that Fancy +told me. It had only slipped out of my mind. When she spoke, then it +all came back to me distinctly." + +"I will go to those mills some day," said Leentje. + +And she did it. After Walter's description she was able to find +the place where that important meeting had taken place. She saw +the timbers, the dirt, the ducks, the meadow--everything was there, +even the ashes,--everything except Fancy and her stories. + +Nor could Walter find Fancy now. In vain did he go out walking with +those respectable Halleman boys as often as he was in the way at +home. For hours he would stand on the bridge and listen to the rattling +of the sawmills; but they told him nothing, and Fancy would not return. + +"She has too much to do at my mother's court," Walter sighed, and +went home sad and disappointed. + +When he looked out the window and saw the beautiful stars twinkling +encouragement to him, he cheered up a little. His sadness was less +bitter, but it was still there. Pain passed into home-sickness, +a sweet longing for home, and with tears in his eyes, but no longer +despairing, he whispered "Omicron, Omicron!" + +Who heard that call, or understood his grief over his exile? Who +observed how that sigh for the "higher" and that fiery desire had +passed into a nobler state? + +After long deliberations and Walter's express promise to do better, +Master Pennewip had at last been prevailed upon to allow our young +robber to return to school. He now had the opportunity to perfect +himself in verse-writing, penmanship, verbs, "Holland Counts" and +other equally important things. + +The teacher said that the boy at Muiderberg had been still worse, +and he had known what to prescribe. Walter would do all right now, +he thought; but Juffrouw Pieterse must get another pastor, for the +present one belonged to the class of "drinkers." This she did. Walter +was to receive religious instruction from a real preacher. + +I don't remember the title of the book, but the first lines were: + + + "Q. From whom did you and everything in existence have its origin?" + + +Walter wanted to say, From my mother; but the book said: + + + "Ans. From God, who made everything out of nothing." + + "Q. How do you know that?" + + "Ans. From nature and revelation." + + +Walter didn't know what it meant, but like the good-natured, +obedient child that he was, he repeated faithfully what he had +memorized from the book. It was annoying for him to have his +Sundays spoiled by recitations in the Kings of Israel--days so well +suited for rambling. He was jealous of the Jews, who were always led +away--a misfortune that seemed delightful to him. But he worked away +patiently, and was not the worst of those apprentices in religion. At +the end of the year he received a book containing three hundred and +sixty-five scriptural texts, twenty-one prayers, as many graces, +the Lord's Prayer, the ten commandments and the articles of faith. It +also contained directions for using it--once a day through the year, +three times a day for a week, etc., etc.; or simply use as needed. On +a leaf pasted in the front of the book was written: + + + To Walter Pieterse + as a + Reward + for + Excellent recitations + in the + Noorderkerk + and as an + Encouragement + for him to continue to + Honor God + in the manner in which he has begun. + + +Under this were the names of the preacher and the officers of the +church, ornamented with flourishes that would have put Pennewip +to shame. + +The outward respectability of the Hallemans continued to increase. The +parents of these children had hired a garden on the "Overtoom." That +was so "far out," they said; and then they "couldn't stay in the +city forever." Besides, the expense was "not so much"; for there was +one gardener for everybody; and then, there were plenty of berries +growing there, and that was always very nice. There would be grass +enough for bleaching the linen--an important item, for just lately, +said the mother of the Hallemans, there had been iron-rust in Betty's +dress. For that reason it was the very thing to rent the garden; +and if people said anything about it, it would only be because they +were jealous. And, too, there was a barrel there for rainwater; and +Mrs. Karels had said it leaked, but it was not true; for everyone +must know what he's doing; but when you do anything, everybody +is talking about it. If one paid any attention to it, one would +never get anything done--and it would be such a recreation for the +children. Juffrouw Karels ought to attend to her own business--and +when Gustave's birthday came, he might invite some "young gentlemen." + +Gustave's birthday came. "Young gentlemen" were to be invited, +and--Walter was among that select number. + +It would lead me too far from the subject to enter upon an +investigation of the motives that prompted Gustave and Franz to invite +their former partner in the peppermint business. The list was made out +and approved by their mother; and as Juffrouw Pieterse felt flattered, +there was no objection from her side. Walter must promise, of course, +to behave properly and be "respectable," not to soil his clothes, not +to wrestle and tear his clothes, and many other things of a similar +nature. Juffrouw Pieterse added that it was a great favor on her part +to let him go, for such visits made a lot of work for her. + +Yes, Walter was to make a visit! Eat, drink and enjoy himself under +a strange roof. It was a great event in his life, and already he +was becoming less jealous of the Jews, who went away so often, and +finally never came back home at all. + +It was midday now--that glorious midday. With indescribable dignity, +for a boy, Walter stepped through the gate-way. "A little to right--to +the left, to the left again, then over a bridge, and then to the +right straight ahead. You can't miss it," Gustave had said. The name +of the garden was "City Rest," so all Walter had to do was to "ask," +and he would "find it." + +And so it was. + +Anyone making a call or visit for the first time always arrives too +early. So it was with Walter, who reached City Rest before any of the +other guests. But the boys received him cordially and presented him +to their mother, who said that Walter had a pretty face, if it were +only not so pale. + +The other playmates came then, and running and throwing began, in +the customary boyish style. This was interrupted with waffles and +lemonade, which they "must drink quite slowly," because they were +"wet with perspiration." + +When the proud mother of the Hallemans was speaking of berries and +the grossly slandered rainwater barrel, she might have mentioned +the advantages of the leafy bower, where Betty was now sitting with +a gentleman. + +"Who is that?" asked Walter of little Emma, who was playing with +the boys. + +"That? That's Betty's sweetheart." + +From that touching story of slender Cecilia we know that Walter already +had his first love affair behind him; but still Emma's statement was +to him something new. Up to that time he had thought that a sweetheart +was a girl to whom one gives slatepencils and bonbons. But she seemed +to be above such things. Walter saw immediately that he had not taken +the right course with Cecilia; and all at once a desire came over +him to know how a grown man treats a girl who is through school. + +"Her sweetheart?" + +"Oh yes--engagÈ!" + +That word was too modern for Walter. If the reader is sharp he can +calculate in what year that girl married the barber's apprentice. All +that is necessary is to determine when that stupid engagÈ came into +use in this sense in "III. 7, a." + +"What did you say?" asked Walter. + +"EngagÈ--they go together." + +"What is that?" + +"Oh, they're going to get married. Don't you know?" + +Walter was ashamed not to know such a simple thing; and, as is often +the case, he was ashamed of being ashamed. + +"Certainly, of course I know. I hadn't understood right +well. Emma--will you marry me?" + +For the moment Emma was unable to accommodate him, as she was engagÈ +with her mother; but as soon as she was free she would consider +the matter, and Walter would probably be favored. She looked at him +sweetly--and then the game called her to another part of the yard. + +Love is the instinct for unity--and the instinct for multiplicity. As +everywhere, nature is simple here in principle, but manifold in +application. The love of a thief means: Come, we will go steal +together. The servant of the Word unites with his loved one in prayer +and psalm, etc., every animal after his kind. + +Or is this instinct to share, to be together, to be united at the +same the instinct for the good? + +In Walter's case it was, even though he himself did not know it. Had +he not, in the name of Cecilia, liberated a bird that fluttered about +its narrow cage in distress? Of course Cecilia had laughed and asked +Walter if he was crazy. She did not know that there was any connection +between his sympathy for the poor little bird and the beating of his +heart when he scratched her name on the frozen window-pane in the +back room. Perhaps she would have understood if she had loved Walter; +but that was impossible, because he still wore his jacket stuffed in +his trousers. + +At all events, it was not possible for him to think of anything bad +when he called "Omicron." He had now forgotten Cecilia, and would +have been greatly surprised if she had appeared in answer to his +call. Little Emma would have come nearer meeting his requirements. + +Walter felt that he must know just how the young man was proceeding +with Betty in the bower. He soon found an excuse to separate himself +from his companions; and then he heard all sorts of things that did +not make him much wiser. + +"Yes, I said so too. In May----" + +"Certainly, on account of the top story----" + +"It's annoying! And what does your mother say?" + +"Hm--she says we must wait another year, that it isn't respectable +to get married in such a hurry--it's just as if----" + +"Four years----" + +"Yes, four years. Louw and Anna have been engaged for seven." + +Walter was proud that he knew exactly what it all meant. To rent +an upper story together, preferably in May!--that was the way he +understood it. + +"And do you get that press for the linen?" + +"No, mother wants to keep it. But if we will only wait a year she +will give us another one--a small one." + +"The big one would have been nicer." + +"I think so too, but she says young people don't need a big press. But +when my sister was married she got a big one." + +"Tell them you want a big one too." + +"It's no use." + +"Try it. I won't marry without that big one." + +"I will make them----" + +This is a fair sample of what Walter overheard. He was dissatisfied +and slipped away and hid himself, lost in thought. He didn't even know +himself what was the matter with him; but when Emma came and called +him he looked as if he had been thinking of anything else but presses +and vacant flats, for in a tone at once joyous and fearful he cried: + +"Could it be she--my little sister?" + +It was evening now, and the children were to continue their games +indoors. As the little party was tired, one of the grown-ups was +going to tell a story. + +Just what "grown-up" had been requisitioned to narrate the story of +Paradise and Peri, I don't know. Anyway the story hardly harmonized +with Betty's engagement and that love-obstructing clothes-press. But +just as Fortune is said to smile on everyone once in a lifetime, so, +in the midst of the flatness and insipidity of everyday life, it seems +that something always happens which gives that one who lays hold of it +opportunity to lift himself above the ordinary and commonplace. To the +drowning man a voice calls: "Stretch out thy arms, thou canst swim." + +"After Peri had begged long, but in vain, at the gates of paradise to +be admitted to the land of the blessed, she brought at last, as the +most beautiful thing in the world, the sigh of a repentant sinner; +and she found favor with the keeper of the gate on account of the +sacredness of the gift she had brought----" + +"Let's play forfeits now!" cried Gustave. + +"Forfeits! Forfeits!" everybody called out after him. + +And they played forfeits. Pawns were redeemed; and of course there +was some kissing done. Riddles were given that nobody could guess; +and who ever knew must not tell--a usual condition in this game. + +"Heavy, heavy hangs over your head; what shall the owner do to +possess it?" + +"Stand on one leg for five minutes." + +"Let him jump over a straw--or recite a poem!" + +"No, a fable--la cigale, or something like that." + +"Yes, yes!" + +It was Walter's pawn. + +"I don't know any fable," he said, embarrassed; "and I don't know +French either." + +"I will help you," cried Emma. "Le pere, du pere----" + +"That's no fable! Go ahead, Walter!" + +For some of the party it was a joy that Walter knew no Fable and no +French. If it were only known how often one can do a kindness by being +stupid, perhaps many, out of love for humanity, would affect stupidity. + +But Walter did not think of the pleasure of the others--which he +could not have understood. He wept, and was angry at Master Pennewip, +who had taught him no French and no fable. + +"Forward, Walter, forward!" insisted the holder of the pawn. + +"It needn't be French. Just tell a fable." + +"But I don't know what a fable is." + +"Oh, it's a story with animals." + +"Yes, or with trees! Le chÍne un jour dit au roseau--don't you see, +you can have one without animals." + +"Yes, yes, a fable is just a story--nothing else. You can have in it +anything you want to." + +"But it must rhyme!" + +Walter was thinking about reciting his robber song, but fortunately +he reconsidered the matter. That would have been scandalous in the +home of the Hallemans, who were so particularly respectable. + +"No," cried another, who was again wiser than all the rest, "it needn't +rhyme. The cow gives milk--Jack saw the plums hanging--Prince William +the First was a great thinker. Don't you see, Walter, it's as easy +as rolling off of a log. Go ahead and tell something, or else you +won't get your pawn." + +Walter began. + +"A little boy died once who was not allowed to go to heaven----" + +"Oho! That's the story of Peri. Tell something else." + +"I was going to change it," said Walter, embarrassed. "And so the +little boy couldn't enter the heavenly gates, because he didn't know +French, and because he had sometimes been bad, and because he hadn't +learned his lessons, and also because he--because he"----I believe +Walter had something on the end of his tongue about his mother's +box of savings, but he swallowed it, that he might not offend the +Hallemans by any allusion to the peppermint business--"because he +once laughed during prayers. For it is certain, boys, that if you +laugh during prayers you'll never get to heaven." + +"So--o-oo?" asked several, conscious of their guilt. + +"Yes, they can't go to heaven. Now the boy had had a sister, who died +one year before him. He had loved her a lot, and when he died he began +to hunt for his sister right away. 'Who is your sister?' he was asked." + +"Who asked him that?" + +"Be still! Don't interrupt him. Let Walter tell his story!" + +"I don't know who asked that. The boy said that his little sister +had on a blue dress and had dimples in her cheeks, and----" + +"Just like Emma!" + +"Yes, exactly like Emma. They told him that there was a little girl +in heaven that looked just like that. She had come the year before, +and had asked them to let her brother in, who would certainly inquire +after her. But the boy could not go in. I have already said why." + +"Had the little girl always learned her lessons?" + +"Of course! Don't you see she had? Let Walter go on with his story!" + +"It was sad that he could not get to see his sister any more. He felt +that it hadn't really been worth the trouble to die. 'Oh, just let +me in!' he begged the gentleman at the door----" + +"At the gate!" corrected several simultaneously, who, though untouched +by the sublimity of Walter's conception of death, were offended by the +commonplaceness of the word door. But such things happen frequently. + +"All right!" said Walter. He was ashamed that he had offended against +propriety. "The gentleman at the gate said, 'No!' and then the poor +boy returned to the earth." + +"That won't do," cried the philosophical contingency, "whoever is +dead remains dead." + +"Don't interrupt him. Of course it's only a story!" + +Walter continued: "He returned to the earth and learned French. Then +he appeared at the gate again and said, 'Oui, Monsieur!' but it did +no good; he was not admitted." + +"I should think not; he ought to have said: 'j'aime, tu aimes.'" + +"I don't know anything about that," Walter replied. + +"Then he went to the earth again and learned his lessons till he +could say them backwards. He did this for the keeper of the gate; +but all this did no good; he was not allowed to go in." + +"Of course not," cried one of the wise ones, "to get to heaven you +must be confirmed. Had he been confirmed?" + +"No. That's the reason it was so difficult. Then he tried something +else. He said that he was engaged to his sister." + +"Just like Betty," cried Emma. + +"Yes, like Betty--and that he loved her and wanted to marry her. But +it was all of no use; they wouldn't let him into heaven. + +"Finally he didn't dare go to the gate any more, for fear the keeper +would get angry at him." + +"And then? What happened?" + +"I don't know," Walter stuttered. "I don't know what he ought to do +to get to heaven." + +Walter knew the rest of the story very well, but he couldn't put it +into words. This was shown in a peculiar manner an hour later. + +On the way home the party was almost run over by a wagon just as +they were crossing a bridge. In the commotion Emma slipped under the +railing and fell into the stream. Somebody screamed, and Walter sprang +after her. + +If he had died at that moment the keeper of the gate would hardly +have turned him away because he didn't know French and had not been +confirmed. + +When he was brought home, wet and dirty, Juffrouw Pieterse said that +one ought not to tempt the Master, and that's what one did when one +jumped into the water without being able to swim. + +But I find that the man who can't swim is the very one to expect +something of the Master; for the man who can swim has some prospect +of helping himself. + +And Juffrouw Pieterse complained that there was "always something +the matter with that boy." There was something the matter with him. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + + +Juffrouw Pieterse must have inherited something, for all at once the +Pieterses moved to a more respectable neighborhood, and the daughters +no longer knew any of the girls that they used to sew with. Such things +do happen in cases of inheritance, when one moves to a more select +quarter. Besides, there were other signs. They exerted themselves in +trying to get Leentje to speak "better Dutch." Stoffel was zealous +in teaching her, but Juffrouw Pieterse spoiled everything by her +bad example. + +Walter was now wearing a new jacket, with a small collar, such as +cabmen wore later. For him a jacket to stuff in the trousers was a +thing of the past. It "looked so babyish," the young ladies said, +and was "out of the question now when the boy can write poetry." + +That Walter could write poetry was boasted of to everybody that +would listen. Under the circumstances they really had no right to +reap any fame from Walter's robber song; but this only showed what an +important rÙle vanity plays in the world. Of course he himself never +heard anything of this; it was mentioned only when he was not present. + +The image of Cecilia had disappeared from Walter's heart; and little +Emma was forgotten. Omicron must show her face in the stars from time +to time to remind the child of his love. And even when he looked at +the evening sky and his soul was stirred by an inexpressible longing +after the good, it was not so much that he was thinking of Omicron +as that he was moved by vague sweet memories. In the twelve years of +his life there was a mythical prehistoric period which was difficult +to separate from the historical period. + +He didn't know that he could write verses. He accepted it as a matter +of course that his robber song was very poor, and looked upon Klaasje +van der Gracht with awe. It was from Juffrouw Laps he learned that +he could write poetry; and it was an illumination for him. + +Juffrouw Laps had an uncle whose birthday was coming the next week. She +had paid the Pieterses a swell visit to ask if Walter wouldn't write +her a poem for the occasion. She would see that he got some bonbons. + +"But Juffrouw Pieterse, you must tell him that it must be religious +and that my uncle is a widower. He must bring that in. I should like +for it to be in the melody of the 103d psalm, for my uncle has that +psalm in his lyre." + +The reader will note that she did not mean the lyre of Apollo. What +she spoke of was a thing that turned, and made a screechy noise. + +Juffrouw Pieterse was going to speak with Walter about it when he came +from school, but first she had to consider the matter with Stoffel, +to decide whether it should be a request or a command, so that Walter +would have no reason to be "stuck-up." For that she could not endure +in a child. + +"Walter, did you know your lesson?" + +"No, mother; I had to learn thirteen mountains in Asia, and I knew +only nine." + +"Now, look here, that won't do. I'm paying tuition for nothing. Do you +think money grows on my back? I don't know what's to become of you." + +"I don't know, either." + +After all, though, Walter was flattered by the commission to write +a poem. Stoffel's and Juffrouw Pieterse's efforts to conceal their +real opinion of his poetical talents had been useless. It was a +pleasant surprise for the boy to learn that he was looked up to. He +had always heard that he was worse than worthless, and that he would +never amount to anything. It interested him now to hear the assurance +of his mother and Stoffel that the commission was only a punishment for +not knowing the mountains in Asia. In a great rush Stoffel taught him +the difference between "masculine" and "feminine" verses, explaining +that these must alternate, that all must be of the same length, and +that if at any time the boy was in doubt he would clear the matter up, +etc., etc. + +Walter was delighted. He went to the back room, got a slate pencil +and began to write. It could hardly be called a success. "A widower +of God"--"O God, a widower!" That was as far as he got. + +He gnawed on the pencil till he had pulverized it and worn out his +teeth, but it wouldn't go. He was continually being interrupted +by Stoffel's masculine and feminine verses. He had been too proud, +and now he was receiving his punishment. He began to believe that +his mother was right when she said nothing would ever come of him. + +Nor could Leentje help him. So he determined to make another attempt +to-morrow. Perhaps he could do better then. Leentje agreed with him. + +"All right," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "But don't disgrace us +all. Remember, I told Juffrouw Laps you could do it; and the man's +birthday comes Thursday week. So you haven't any too much time." + +Walter went to Ash Gate, found his bridge and began to weep bitterly. + +"See what's the matter with that boy," he heard a woman saying to a +girl fourteen or fifteen years old. "Perhaps he has lost something." + +"Have you lost anything?" + +Walter looked up, and was surprised; for he seemed to have seen that +face before. It reminded him of Fancy. + +"Now, everything will be all right There you are; and I have been +hunting for you." + +"For me?" + +"Yes, yes, but I just didn't know it. But I know it now. Tell me +right quick how to write the poem!" + +The girl, who was helping her mother place the linen on the grass for +bleaching, looked at Walter in astonishment. She hurried back to her +mother to say that she didn't know what was the matter with the boy, +but that there was certainly something wrong. "He looks as if he were +scared half to death," she decided. + +Then she ran and fetched water from the house near by and made Walter +drink. He saw that he had made a mistake; but there was something in +the manner of the girl that drew him to her irresistibly, even though +her name was only Femke. So the mother addressed her. And this name +reminded him of Fancy, which was something. + +Femke pointed to an inverted basket and told him to tell the cause of +his trouble; and Walter did it as well as he could, while the mother +was busy with the linen. + +"Maybe I can help you," the mother said. "I have a nephew who is +a widower." + +"Yes, Juffrouw--but the poem? And there must be something about God +in it." + +"Certainly. It's a long story. His wife was a niece of my +husband's--you see we are Catholics, and she acted according to +her religion--put a stone on those cloths, Femke, or they'll blow +away--yes, bleaching is a job. You have no idea what a bother +it is--yes, she acted according to her religion; and that was +right. People that don't do that are not much. But he--draw that +shirt back a little, Femke. The sleeve is hanging in the ditch--but +he didn't believe in it, and said it was all nonsense. But when she +died, and he saw all that was done for her--it was Father Jansen who +was there. Of course you know him--he always walks with a black cane, +but he never lets it touch the ground----" + +The women looked at Walter questioningly. The poor boy sat on the +basket, his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands. He had listened +with open mouth, wondering how he was going to apply it all to his +poem. Of Father Jansen and that cane which despised the ground he +had never heard. This he had to confess. + +"Yes, it was Father Jansen who was there, and when my husband's nephew +saw all that--don't spill any, Femke, or the mud will splatter so +bad--yes, when he saw that a human being doesn't die like an animal, +then he was more respectful, and after that he observed Easter like +other people. And last year when he broke his leg--he's a dyer, +you know--he drew thirteen stivers for nine weeks. And so I wanted +to tell you that there's a widower in our family. And now you must +get up, for I need the basket." + +Walter arose quickly, as if he feared he might seem to be trespassing; +and the woman went away, after having warned Femke to watch the linen +and call her if any bad boys should come along. + +"Are you better now?" Femke asked kindly. + +"Oh yes; but I don't see how I'm to use all that in my poem. You +must remember that it has to rhyme, and the verses must be of the +same length, and that they must be masculine and feminine; for my +brother said so, and he's a school-teacher." + +Femke reflected, then all at once she cried, "Do you know Latin?" As +if Latin would help Walter. + +"No," disconsolately. + +"Well, it really makes no difference. It's in Dutch, too. Just watch +the linen a minute." + +Walter promised, and Femke ran to the house. + +Then some boys came along throwing rocks. Walter, conscious of his +responsibility, called to them to desist--or words to that effect. This +only made them worse. They came closer, and, to worry Walter, began to +walk over the linen. For him it was as if they were mistreating Femke, +and he charged on the miscreants. But it was two against one, and a +weaker one at that; so he would have soon been defeated if his lady had +not returned quickly. She rescued him and drove off his assailants; and +when she saw that his lip was bleeding she gave him a kiss. The boy's +heart trembled; all at once his soul was lifted to an unfamiliar level; +and for the first time in weeks he felt again that princely nature +that had given Leentje such a fright. His eyes shone, and the boy, +who but a moment ago did not know how he was to write some rhymes, +was filled with the feelings and emotions that make poets of men. + +"O Fancy, Fancy, to die for thee--to die with such a kiss on the lips!" + +It hurt him to think that the boys were gone. If there had been ten +of them he would have had courage for the unequal fight. + +And Femke, who had never heard of poetical overflows, understood him +immediately, for she was a pure, innocent girl. She felt Walter's +chivalry, and knew that she was the lady to reward it. + +"You are a dear sweet boy," she said, taking his head between her +hands and kissing him again, and again--as if she had done something +of this kind before. But such was not the case. + +"And now you must read the verses in the little book. Maybe it will +help you to write for your aunt----" + +"She isn't my aunt," Walter said, "but of course I will look through +the book." + +He laid it on the railing of the bridge and began to read. Femke, +who was taller than he, had put one arm around his neck, while with +the other hand she was pointing out what he should read. + +"Don't you see?" she said, "the lines are the same length." + +"Yes, but they don't rhyme." And Walter read: + + + Mother most pure, + Mother undefiled, + Virgin most powerful, + Virgin most merciful, + Virgin most faithful, + Spiritual vessel, + Vessel of honor, + Vessel of singular devotion, + Mystical rose, + Tower of David, + Tower of Ivory, + Gate of Heaven---- + + +"But, Femke, how am I to use that for my poem? I don't understand +any of it." + +Femke didn't understand much of it either. She had been reading the +book every day for the past four or five years, and she had always been +satisfied with her comprehension of it. But now she saw that she was +as ignorant about it as Walter. She was ashamed and closed the book. + +"But don't you know what Faith is?" she asked, as if this defect +might account for the general ignorance of both. + +"Not that way," Walter replied. "I learned it another way." + +"But you believe in Jesus, don't you?" + +"Oh, yes. That's God's son. But I didn't learn anything about vessels +and towers. Do they belong to faith?" + +"Why, certainly! But you know the holy virgin, Maria!" + +"So? Maria? No, I don't." + +"And Purgatory?" + +"I don't know anything about it." + +"And confession?" + +"No." + +"What do you do then?" + +"How do you mean, Femke?" + +"I mean to be saved." + +"I don't know," Walter replied. "You mean, to get to heaven?" + +"Why, certainly. That's the point. And you can't do that without the +holy virgin and such a book. Shall I teach you the creed, Walter? Then +we'll be together in heaven." + +That pleased Walter, and Femke and Walter began: + +"God created the world----" + +"What did he do before that, Femke?" + +"I don't know. But the people were made wicked by a snake; then the +Pope pronounced a curse upon the snake, for the Pope lives in Rome, +you know. And then Jesus was crucified to make the people good +again. That was a long time ago." + +"Yes, I know," Walter said, "Jesus changed the number of the year. At +his birth he began at nought." + +Femke didn't know again. In this way each supplemented the knowledge +of the other; and Walter was proud that he knew something about the +creed, even if Femke did think it the wrong creed. + +"And so Jesus made the people good again, and if you will pray out +of such a book you will be saved. Do you understand, Walter?" + +"Not quite. What is an ivory tower?" + +"Why, that's only a name for the virgin. It's as if you were to call +the pastor father. Now you understand." + +Femke hunted for another illustration. + +"You have a mother; what do you call her?" + +"Why, I call her mother." + +"Correct. What do the other people call her?" + +"They call her Juffrouw Pieterse." + +"Just so. When we call the holy virgin 'ivory tower' it's just like +calling your mother Juffrouw Pieterse. Ivory gate means that to get +to heaven we must go through the holy virgin. That's the main thing." + +"But, Femke, what is a virgin?" + +Femke blushed. + +"That is anybody that has never had a child." + +"Me?" asked Walter in astonishment. + +"No, child, it must be a girl!" + +"Are you a virgin?" + +"Of course!" + +Femke spoke the unvarnished truth. + +"Of course--because I'm not married." + +"But Maria was married--and Jesus was her child." + +"Ah, that's where the holiness comes in," replied Femke. "And for that +reason she is called the ivory gate. Do you understand now, Walter?" + +Walter did not understand; but he asked permission to take the book +home with him, that he might study it. That, however, was not possible, +as Femke needed the book every day. Walter consoled himself easily, +for not for anything in the world would he have endangered Femke's +salvation. Femke asked him to come again. She would be glad to tell +him all she knew about the matter; and, if both should get tangled up, +she would ask Father Jansen about it. And then Walter would soon be +as wise as she was. + +Walter withdrew; i. e., after he had kissed Femke heartily. This +meeting with her, the mysterious book, salvation, the fight with the +boys--all these things would run through his mind whenever he tried +to think of the poem. It seemed to him that there was some connection +between them. + +When he got home he turned through Stoffel's books, hoping to find +something about holy vessels, ivory towers, and immaculate virgins. But +they were all school books, and gave information about everything +else but salvation. Walter was crushed, but he was still searching. + +"Master Pennewip had a father and mother; and certainly old Pennewip, +too, who slaughtered hogs; and the one before him, too--but who was the +first Pennewip? And who slaughtered the hogs before old Pennewip? And +before there were any hogs, what did butchers do? And----" + +I will know all of that some day, Walter thought. If he could have only +quieted himself so well about his poem! If that were only written, he +thought, then he would clear up the lost causes of everything. In the +meanwhile he dreamed of Femke, of her blue eyes, her friendliness, +her soft lips--and of her voice, when she said, "You are a dear, +sweet boy." + +Could it be that she is Omicron? he thought. + +And thus the child dreamed, dreamed; and, just as in the development +of humanity, in his life was working a three-fold impulse, towards +love, knowledge, and conflict. + +"But Walter, don't you read any books at home about the creed?" + +Thus Femke questioned her little friend the next day, as he sat on +her basket again. + +"Yes, but they're not pretty." + +"Don't you know anything by heart?" + +Walter repeated a stanza of a reformed church hymn. This found no +favor with Femke; though she liked his reciting. + +"Don't you read anything else?" + +Walter reflected: he flew through Stoffel's library--works of the +Poetical Society, Geology by Ippel, On Orthography, Regulations +for the Fire-Watch, Story of Joseph by Hulshoff, Brave Henry, Jacob +Among His Children, Sermons by Hellendoorn, A Catechism by the same, +Hoorn's Song-book. + +He felt that all of this would not prove very imposing for +Femke. Finally: + +"I do know something, but it isn't about faith and the creed. It's +about Glorioso." + +Femke promised to listen, and he began to relate the story. At first +he spoke mechanically, using all the "and then's": but soon he put +himself into the soul of the hero and told the story better than he +had read it in the greasy book. At every deed of Glorioso he would +spring from the basket and act the part of that hero in a way that +made Femke's blood run cold. Still, how magnificent she found it! And +when at last he was through, a spark from his peculiar but sincere +enthusiasm had fallen into her heart, which like his beat with delight +over the beauty of what she had heard. Her cheeks glowed--really, +if a Treckschent had started to Italy at that moment I believe she +would have gone along, in order to take part in so much danger and +adventure--and love. The nicest thing about the story was that it +showed how firm such a robber is in the faith. + +"Don't you know another story?" + +"Yes," said Walter. "One more. It's in a little book--a calendar, +I believe." + +And he related the story of Telasco and Kusco and the beautiful +Aztalpa. + +Telasco and Kusco, sons of the King of the Sun-worshipers, were +twins; and so both were equally near the throne. They loved each other +devotedly; so which would give way for the other? Which of the two was +to become Inca? Funeral pyres were built, one for each, and prayers +were offered to the sun that one of the piles might be ignited. But the +sun did not light either. He ordered that Aztalpa, the sister, should +choose one. That one to whom she offered her hand should inherit the +throne and the empire. But the princess could not decide, for she +loved them both dearly and both equally. It was then decided that +both should go out hunting on a certain morning, and that the one who +killed the first doe should become king. Telasco had red arrows, Kusco +blue. The morning came. The brothers were lying in a thicket as the +deer approached. Both fired, and both missed. Then they swore mutually +not to miss intentionally the next time. They kept the oath, and two +deer fell; but Telasco had shot one of Kusco's arrows, and Kusco one +of Telasco's. Telasco then proposed that Aztalpa should be killed, +to avoid any discord in the empire; and in the other world both would +enjoy the same place in her affections. All agreed to this; but when +the fatal day came, Aztalpa fell on her knees before Telasco and begged +that she might receive her death at the hand of Kusco. Telasco cried: +"Aztalpa, you have chosen!" All bowed down before Kusco; and when +they looked for Telasco he had disappeared. He was never seen again. + +Often Femke interrupted with questions, for there was much that was +strange and wonderful to her; but she was charmed with the story and +shared all of Walter's enthusiasm. + +"I tell you, though, Walter, if that girl had known what Telasco was +up to she wouldn't have done it. But the story is beautiful. I wonder +if such things really happen." + +"That was far from here, Femke, and a long time ago. That's just the +way it was in the book. But now I must go home, for I haven't a stiver +to pay the gate-keeper if I come in after eight. Oh, Femke--if I were +only through with that poetry business." + +"It will turn out all right. Just think of Telasco. He had a difficult +task, too." + +"No! I will think of the girl. Good-evening, Femke----" + +Walter received the hearty kiss that his story had earned him, and +dreaming of Aztalpa, who was guarding the linen, he passed through +the Ash Gate and turned towards home. The moon shone so brightly that +he was annoyed not to have been able to remain with Femke. How much +better, he thought, could he have told his story by moonlight! But +he didn't have the price--a stiver. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + + +The moon paused on the sky, as if she were weary of her lonely +lot. Was she grieved because ungrateful humanity had fallen asleep +and was ignoring her?--or because of the light borrowed from her +for thousands of years, and none returned? She poured forth her +sorrow in heart-breaking noiseless elegies till the night-wind was +moved to pity. Whish! he went through the trees; and the leaves +danced. Crash! he went over the roof; and the tiles flew away, and +chimneys bowed meekly; and over the walls and ditches the sawmills +danced with the logs they were to saw. There a girl sat sleeping. Could +it be Femke? The linen danced about her to the music of the wind, the +shirts making graceful bows and extending their sleeves. Nightcaps, +dickeys and drawers danced the minuet; stockings, skirts, collars, +handkerchiefs waltzed thicker and thicker around the sleeping girl. Her +curls began to flutter--a smile, a sigh, and she sprang to her feet. A +whirlwind caught her up and---- + +"O, heavens, Femke, Femke!" and Walter grasped at the apparition that +was being borne away towards the moon in a cloud of stockings, socks, +drawers, shirts and collars. + +"Mother! Walter's pinching me," cried Laurens, the printer's +apprentice; and Juffrouw Pieterse groaned, that those boys couldn't +even keep quiet at night. + +The "House of Pieterse" gathered at Walter's bed. There was the noble +mother of the family enveloped in a venerable jacket that fell in broad +folds over a black woolen skirt. There was Trudie, with her stupid blue +eyes; and Myntje and Pietje--but what am I talking about? In the new +home Trudie had become Gertrude, like a morganatic princess in Hessia; +and Myntje was now Mina, but preferred to be called Mine, as that +sounded more Frenchy. But her stupid face remained unchanged. Pietje +was now Pietro. Stoffel had said that was a very swell name. + +Stoffel, too, had now appeared on the scene, to the great astonishment +of his mother, who expected so much of him. This fine sense of +propriety had been developed in the new home. + +"What's the matter with you, boy?" cried everybody at once. + +"Oh, mother, Femke--Femke!" + +"The boy is foolish." That was the unanimous verdict of the family. + +And they were not altogether wrong. Walter was delirious. + +"They are carrying her away--around and around--Daughter of the Sun, +decide--here is Telasco--thou shalt die, Aztalpa--Femke, stay, +stay, I will watch the clothes--I will shoot the doe--a widower +of God--together through the ivory gate--there she is again--stay, +Omicron!" + +"Ought we to call in a preacher?" asked Juffrouw Pieterse +hesitatingly. She didn't know whether praying was needed or a +whipping--or both. + +And now, perhaps for the first time in his life, Stoffel expressed a +sensible thought: "Mother, we ought to have a doctor. Walter is sick." + +Walter had nervous fever. It was fortunate for him that a doctor was +called in, and still more fortunate that it was a man who understood +Walter's mental troubles. He exerted a most wholesome influence on +the boy; though this came later, as at first he could only treat +the disease. + +On Juffrouw Pieterse, too, he had a good influence. To her great +astonishment, he explained to her that children ought not to be +packed together in a bed as if they were superfluous pieces of +furniture being thrown aside; that air, light, play, enjoyment, +exercise are all necessary for the development of body and soul; +that whipping does no good, and that she had better dispense with her +"divine worship." He told her of other things she had never heard of; +and she listened willingly, for the doctor---- + +"Ah, dear Juffrouw Laps, you must manage to be here when he comes. He +writes the prescriptions with a gold pen; and his coachman wears a +brown bear-skin cape." + +That gold pen and the bear-skin cape! Ah, if everyone who preaches +truth could only dress up his coachman so swell! But alas, alas--I +know a great many people who love the truth, and they have no coachman +at all--not to mention the bear-skin. + +And gold pens often get into the wrong hands. + +"I just wanted Juffrouw Zipperman to come sometime when the doctor's +here. Run and tell her, Gertrude, that I said Walter was sick, +and say that we have lunch about twelve. He came about that time +yesterday. And Leentje, you go to the grocer's--we need salt--have +something to say about it--it's not just to be gossiping, you know--I +despise gossip--but I would like to know if the people have noticed +it. And you, Pietro, remember that you are to give me a clean cap +when he comes--for the doctor is such an elegant gentleman, and such +a doctor! And all that he said--I drank it all in. Mina, you mustn't +stare at him again like that; it's not proper. But I'm curious to +know if the people at the grocer's have seen him!" + +I shouldn't like to be severe on her; but it seems to me that Juffrouw +Pieterse was gradually beginning to take pleasure in Walter's illness. + +There is something swell in having such a carriage standing before +one's door. + +Juffrouw Laps had come: "But dear Juffrouw Pieterse, what am I to do +about my uncle? You are invited; and I have told him that there will +be a poem." + +"Very bad, Juffrouw Laps. You can see though that that poor worm +can't write the poem. What about Stoffel? Why not ask him to write it?" + +"It's all right with me. Just so it's a poem; otherwise I'm disgraced." + +Stoffel was requested to take Walter's place, but he raised objections +at once. + +"You don't know what that would mean, mother. I would lose the respect +of the boys. For anyone working with youth, respect is the main thing; +and such a poem----" + +"But the boys at school need not know it." + +"But the man would tell somebody and then--you don't understand it. At +the Diaconate school there was a fellow who wrote verses; and what +has become of him? He went to India, mother, and he still owes me for +half a bottle of ink. That's the way it goes, mother. For me to write +such a poem? No, no, mother--for a boy like Walter it's all right; +but when one is already a teacher!" + +"And Master Pennewip?" cried Juffrouw Laps. + +"The very man!" cried Stoffel, as if this supported his former +argument. "A happy thought! Master Pennewip will do it." + +"I've read a poem by him, Stoffel." + +"Yes, yes. And you've read a poem by him. That's because--but how +shall I explain that to you, Juffrouw Laps? You know that in teaching +there are all kinds of things. Take Geography, for example. I will just +mention one fact: Madrid is on the Manganares. Understand, mother?" + +"Yes, yes, Stoffel. That's just as if you were to say----" + +"Amsterdam on the Y. Exactly so. And then there are many, many more +things, Juffrouw Laps. You have no idea how much there is of it. A +grocer mixes sugar with something else. He must calculate exactly +what he must get for a pound in order not to lose money. Think of +it! And then you have partnership, and breakage, and the verbs--but +I must go before those rascals break everything." + +Stoffel returned to school earlier than usual, without having +diminished Juffrouw Laps's difficulties very much. That poor woman +could not comprehend how geography and Madrid and the grocer and +partnerships made it impossible for Stoffel to write verses. Juffrouw +Pieterse smoothed the matter over as well as she could and sent +Juffrouw Laps to Master Pennewip. + +That gentleman was alarmed when he saw the angry "sucking animal," +but he quieted down as soon as he heard the object of her visit. + +"To what class does your uncle belong, Juffrouw?" + +"Why, to the class--you mean the mussel-shells and eggs?" + +"No, no, Juffrouw, I mean on which rung of the ladder is he--how high +up. I repeat it, on what rung--it's a figure, Juffrouw--on what rung +of the social ladder?" + +"In the grain business? Is that what you mean?" + +"That is not sufficient, Juffrouw Laps. One may be in the grain +business as a pastry cook, a baker, a retailer, a wholesaler, or as a +broker; and all these vocations have their peculiar sub-divisions. Take +Joseph in Egypt, for example. This man of God, whom some place in +the class of patriarchs, while others claim--but let that be as it +may. It is certain that Joseph bought corn and was on the topmost +rung of the ladder, for we read in Genesis, chapter 41----" + +"Yes, indeed, he rode in Pharaoh's carriage, and he wore a white silk +coat. My uncle is an agent, and my father was the same." + +"So-o-oo? Agent! That's something Moses doesn't mention, and I +don't know in what class----" He spoke slowly, puzzling over his words. + +"Besides, my uncle is a widower." + +"Ah, there we have the difference! We read that Joseph wooed Asnath, +the daughter of Potiphar; but nowhere do we read that his spouse was +already dead when he went into the corn business. Therefore, Juffrouw +Laps, if it is your earnest desire to have a pious poem written on +your uncle, I advise you to go to my pupil, Klaasje van der Gracht." + +He explained to her where that prodigy might be found. + +Again I must beg pardon if my criticism of Pennewip is too severe; but +he gave me reasons enough to harbor ugly suspicions against him. I am +convinced that he would have written that poem for Juffrouw Laps if +her uncle had received a white silk coat from the king, or had ever +driven through The Hague in a royal carriage. But to sing an agent in +verse! He would leave that to the genius of "the flying tea-kettle" +in the Peperstraat. That was not nice of Pennewip. Was that uncle +to blame because his brothers never threw him into a well? or sold +him into Egypt? Or because he couldn't interpret dreams? Or because +cleverness is not rewarded to-day with rings, white coats, carriages +and high official position? + +Juffrouw Laps footed it over to the Peperstraat, where she made +the acquaintance of the elder van der Gracht. The old gentleman +felt flattered. + +He was most gracious, and assured the Juffrouw that the poem should +be written that very evening. Klaasje could bring it over the next +morning and repeat it to Juffrouw Laps, and if it were found worthy +as an expression of her feelings toward her uncle, then Klaasje was +to be invited to be present on that evening. The father assured her +that Klaasje would wear a white stand-up collar. + +"Just like Joseph," said the Juffrouw. "Everything is in the Bible." + +When she got home she read the forty-first chapter of Genesis, +trying to find the relation of Klaasje's apotheosis to Joseph's +exaltation. That night she dreamed she had a mantle in her hand. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + + +It was the afternoon of the day on which Juffrouw Laps sought out +Klaasje van der Gracht, and Walter was lying in bed, still weak but +no longer delirious. The doctor had ordered rest and quiet. The child +counted the flowers in the curtain, and, in his imagination tried +to arrange them in some other order. He allowed them to jump over +one another, or flow into one another. He saw in them faces, forms, +armies, clouds--and all were alive and moving. It was tiresome, but +he couldn't do anything else. If he turned his face toward the wall +it was still worse. The hieroglyphic scratches on the wall told him +all sorts of things that he didn't need to know and overwhelmed him +with unnecessary impressions. He closed his eyes; but still he found +no rest. It seemed to him as if he were being swept away to take part +in that entertainment that the night-wind gave the moon. Everything +was turning round and round, taking him along. He seized his head in +both hands, as if he would stop his imagination by main strength; but +it was useless. The curtains, the cords, the wall, the flowers, the +dance, the whirlwind that tore Femke away--his efforts to hold her---- + +The boy burst into tears. He knew that it was all imagination; he +knew that he was sick; he knew that chimneys don't dance, and that +girls are not blown to the moon; and yet---- + +Weeping he called Femke's name softly, not loud enough to be heard +by the others, but loud enough to relieve his own depression. + +"What's that?" he cried suddenly. "Does she answer? Is that +imagination, too?" + +Actually, Walter heard his name called, and it was Femke's voice! + +"I must know whether I'm dreaming, or not," he said, and straightened +himself up in bed. "That is a red flower, that is a black one, I am +Walter, Laurens is a printer's apprentice--everything is all right; +and I'm not dreaming." + +He leaned out of bed and listened again, his mouth and eyes as wide +open as he could get them, as if the senses of taste and sight were +going to reinforce that of hearing. + +"O, God! Femke's voice! Yes, yes, it is Femke!" He jumped out of bed, +ran out the door, and half ran, half fell down the steps. + +To return to Femke for a little while. She had expected Walter at +the bridge the next day after the story of the sun-worshipers. At +first she thought that Walter was waiting till he could borrow from +Stoffel the book with the picture showing Aztalpa embracing the two +brothers. She wanted to see Walter with the picture; now she would have +been satisfied with him without the picture. It couldn't be the boy's +person, she thought--such a child!--but he did recite so well. Perhaps +in the heart of the girl Walter and his recitals had already coalesced. + +"Put the clothes in the sun," cried her mother; and Femke translated +that: Sun--Peru--Aztalpa--Kusco--Walter. + +"Run those fighters away; they'll throw dirt on the clothes." + +Femke dreamed: Courageously fighting against the enemies of the +country--the noblest tribe of the Incas--Telasco--Walter. + +Everything seemed to be calling for Walter; but he did not come. + +The first day she was sad; the second, impatient; the third, restless. + +"Mother, I'm going to see what's become of the little boy who was +going to write a poem." + +"Do, my child!" said the mother. "Do you think you will find him?" + +Femke nodded; but her nod was not convincing. She did not know where +Walter lived and was afraid to say so. It took courage to start out to +trace the child when she didn't know where he lived; and this courage +she wished to conceal. And why? Just timidity incident to the tender +feelings. Sometimes we conceal the good and boast of the bad. + +The girl dressed herself as prettily as she could and put all her +money in her pocket. It was only a few stivers. She hurried through +Ash Gate and inquired where the shop was that lent books. Thus she +came directly to the Hartenstraat. She simply retraced the steps of +our hero, when he made that first sally with Glorioso. + +Less timid than Walter--Femke was older, and had had more experience +with men--she asked the gruff fellow in a business-like way for +"the book about the countess with the long train or her dress." + +"What? What's the title?" + +"I don't know," Femke said. "It's about a robber--and the Pope's +mentioned in it, too. I am hunting for the boy who read the book. I +wanted to ask where he lives--I will pay you for your trouble." + +"Do you think I'm a fool? Am I here to hunt for boys?" + +"But, M'neer, I will pay you," the girl said, and laid the money on +the counter. + +"Oh, get on! What do I know about your boy?" + +Femke got angry now. + +"I haven't done anything, and you can't run me off like that. No, +you can't. If you don't want to tell me, you needn't to. You are an +unaccommodating fellow!" + +She was going to leave, when it occurred to her to ask, "And won't +you lend me a book, either?" + +"Yes, you can get a book. What do you want?" + +"That book about the robber and Amalia," said Femke. She felt now that +she was a "customer," and oh, how proud she had become all at once! + +"I don't know anything about such a book. Do you mean Rinaldo +Rinaldini?" + +"No. Is there more than one robber book? Just call over the names of +them for me." + +This was said with an air of importance that was not without its effect +on the shopman. He pulled down the catalogue, and soon he came to +"Glorioso." + +"That's it, that's it!" cried Femke, delighted. + +"But you must deposit a forfeit," the man said, as he mounted the +ladder to get that precious book. + +"No, no, I don't want the book at all. I only want to know where the +boy lives who read it. I will pay you gladly," and she pointed to +her money. + +"That isn't necessary," he said. "I don't mind accommodating you when +you ask me politely." + +He looked in the register and found the name Femke had mentioned, with +the address. He showed it to her, and was even going to explain to her +the best way to get there; but Femke was already out the door. The +fellow had difficulty in overtaking her to return the money she had +forgotten on the counter. + +When she reached the address given, Femke learned that the Pieterses +had moved to a "sweller neighborhood." It was quite a distance away; +but Femke was not deterred by that. + +Once at the Pieterses', she was received by the young ladies with a +rough, "What do you want?" + +"Oh, Juffrouw, I wanted to ask about Walter." + +"Who are you?" + +"I am Femke, Juffrouw, and my mother is a wash-woman. I would like +to know if Walter is all right." + +"What have you got to do with Walter?" asked Juffrouw Pieterse, +who had heard the commotion and came down. + +"Ah, Juffrouw, don't be angry--I wanted to know; and my mother knows +that I've come to ask. Walter told me about Telasco, and the girl +that was to die--oh, Juffrouw, tell me if he's sick! I cannot sleep +till I know." + +"That's none of your business. Go, I tell you! I don't want strange +people standing around the door." + +"For mercy's sake, Juffrouw!" cried the girl, wringing her hands. + +"The girl's crazy. Put her out, Trudie, and slam the door!" + +Trudie began to execute the order. Myntje and Pietje got ready to +help her; but the child clung to the balustrade and held her ground. + +"Throw her out! The impudent thing!" + +"Oh, Juffrouw, I'm not impudent. I will go. Just tell me whether +Walter is sick. Tell me, and I will go right now. Just tell me if +he's sick--if, if he's going--to die." + +The poor child began to weep. Anybody else but those Pieterse women +would have been touched at the sight. They were too far up the ladder. + +Plainer people, or nobler people would have understood Femke. Feeling, +sympathy, is like the money in a gambling-place. It doesn't come +to everybody. There wenches and countesses sit side by side; merely +respectable people, who sell shoes made in Paris, are not there. + +"I won't go!" cried Femke. "Oh, God! I won't go! I will know whether +that child is sick!" + +A door was heard opening above; and Walter came in sight. He tumbled +down the steps and fell unconscious at Femke's feet. + +"That boy!" groaned the old lady, while the girls stood as if +transfixed. Femke picked Walter up and carried him upstairs. His +bed was pointed out to her, and she placed him in it. No one had the +courage to run her away when she took a chair by the bedside. If at +this moment the rights of the Pieterses and Femke had been voted upon, +all the votes would have gone to Femke. + +She wept, and stammered "Don't be angry, Juffrouw; but I couldn't +sleep for thinking of him." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + + +The evening of the birthday party came. All of the Pieterses went, +leaving Walter to be taken care of by Leentje. + +Juffrouw Laps was doing the honors. + +"A strange state of affairs," said the birthday uncle. "And what did +she want?" + +"Oh, goodness, M'neer, I don't know myself. I've told Gertrude a +hundred times that it's too much for me. Just imagine to yourself--such +a thing issuing commands in my house! I told Mina to pitch her out. And +Pietro said----" + +"You ought to have seen me get hold of her," croaked that brave young +woman, showing a blue place on her hand. From this it might have been +inferred that Femke had had hold of Pietro. + +"Just wait till she comes again," cried Gertrude, "and I will attend +to her!" + +"And what will I do for her?" said Mina significantly. + +Every one of them was ready for the fray. That is often the case. If +the vote had been taken now on moral worth, Femke would have been +defeated. + +"A common girl, M'neer!" + +"Worse than common!" + +"How did you get rid of her?" + +"Ah, it wasn't easy. I said----" + +"No, mother, I said----" + +"No, it was I!" + +"But it was I!" + +Each one of them had said something. Everyone wanted to play the +leading rÙle in the interesting drama. + +"I would like to know where the young Mr. van der Gracht is," said +Juffrouw Laps. "Yes, uncle, it's a surprise----" + +Juffrouw Pieterse did not like to be interrupted when she had something +to tell. + +"And so we said--what did we say, Gertrude?" + +"Mother, I said it was a disgrace." + +"Yes, I said so, too. Then that thing asked for cold water, and +when we didn't get it quick enough for her, she ran and fetched it +herself--just as if she were at home! She wet a cloth and put it on +Walter's head. I was amazed at her insolence. When the child came to +she gave him a kiss! Think of it--and all of us standing there!" + +"Yes," cried the three daughters, "think of it--and us standing there!" + +"Then she sat down in front of the bed again and talked to him." + +"Where can the young Mr. van der Gracht be!" sighed Juffrouw +Laps. "It's only because we have a little surprise, uncle." + +"And finally she went away like a princess!" + +"Exactly like a princess," testified the girls; and they did not know +that they were telling the truth. + +"And she told Walter she would come again. But I just want to see +her do it!" + +The door-bell rang. Juffrouw Laps arose; and the catechist van der +Gracht with his son walked into the room. Juffrouw Pieterse didn't +like this; she felt that the star of her narration would pale in the +light of the poem Klaasje had brought with him. And even without a +poem: such dignity, such a carriage, such manners, such a voice! + +"Mynheer and Juffrouwen, may God bless you all this evening! This +is my son Klaas, of whom you have heard, I suppose. He's too close +kin to me for me to praise him; but you understand--when it's the +father--well, all blessings come from above." + +"Yes, uncle, it will be a surprise." + +"Yes, indeed, Juffrouw, a beautiful surprise. I congratulate this +gentleman on the happy return of his natal day. It puts me in the +mood of the psalmist--and I thank God--for Mynheer, everything comes +from above, you know." + +"Take a seat. I thank you," said the host, who understood that he +had been congratulated. "It's cold out, isn't it?" + +"Yes, a little cool; hardly cold. It's just what we call cool, you +understand. The Master gives us weather as he sees fit; and for that +reason I say cool. Everything comes from above." + +To this last statement all assented in audible sighs and thought +themselves pious. What would have happened to him if some poor devil +had announced to them that some things come from below? + +"And now, uncle, what do you say? Shall we begin with the surprise?" + +"Go ahead, niece; what have you got?" + +"Oh, it's only a trifle, Mynheer," put in the catechist. "My son is +a poet. I don't praise him, because he's too close kin to me; but +he's a clever fellow--I can say that without bragging--for everything +comes from above. No, I won't praise him--praise is for the Master +alone. But he's a clever fellow." + +The poet Klaas looked conscious, and sat toying with the bottom button +on his vest. He looked poetical all over. + +"And so, Mynheer, without bragging--get it out, my son. As a father, +Mynheer, I may say that he's a clever fellow; for in the Bible----" + +Klaasje drew a piece of paper from his pocket. + +"In the Bible there is really nothing said about widowers--the Master +has his own good reasons for it--but what does the boy do? He takes +the hint and writes a whole poem on widows." + +Klaasje laid the paper on the table. + +"Yes, I dare say, he has brought into it all the widows mentioned in +the Bible." + +"You see it's a surprise. I told you so," said Juffrouw Laps. + +"Read it, Klaasje! There are seventy, Mynheer, seventy widows. Read, +my boy." + +Klaas pulled at his clothes, arranged his cuffs and began: + + + "The widows that in the Bible appear, + I've brought together in this poem here, + For the birthday that we celebrate + Of him who sadly lost his mate, + Exalting always the Master of Love, + For all that we have comes from above." + + +"That's the prologue," explained the father. + +"Yes, that's the prologue. Now I will read: + + + "Genesis, 38, verse 11, it is said: + At her father-in-law's must the widow have her bed. + Exodus, 20, 22, it is penned: + Widows and orphans thou shalt not offend. + Two verses further he threatens, wrathful and grim + To make widows of all the women that anger him. + Leviticus, 21, verse 14, thou read'st + That a widow won't do for the wife of a priest. + A chapter further, one verse less, we have read, + That a childless widow must eat her father's bread. + From Numbers, 30, verse 10, we clearly infer, + That a widow's vow is sufficient for her." + + +In this style he continued glibly, without any interruption; but when +he came to: + + + "Second Samuel, 20, 3, very clearly outlines, + That as widows must live David's concubines----" + + +Juffrouw Pieterse became restless and had to have an explanation. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, concubines," said van der Gracht senior. "You see +the boy has brought in everything relating to widows." + +"The verses are not the same length," Stoffel complained; and there +is no alternation of masculine and feminine lines." + +"You may be right, Stoffel, for you are a school-teacher; but that's +immaterial to me. These--these con--what shall I say----" + +"Juffrouw Pieterse, you ought not to mock at it," cried Juffrouw Laps. + +"That's right," said the catechist, "all blessings come from above. Go +ahead, Klaas!" + +"No, I will not hear such things--on account of my daughters!" + +The girls were examining their finger nails, and looked preÎminently +respectable. + +"Go ahead, Klaas!" + +"If I had known that this was going to happen, I would have left my +daughters at home." + +"But, Juffrouw, it's in the Bible. You're not opposed to the Bible, +are you?" + +"No, but I refuse to hear anything that isn't respectable. My +husband----" + +"Your husband sold shoes. I know it, Juffrouw, but you're not going +to turn against----" + +"I'm not going to do anything against the Bible, but I will not endure +such coarseness. Come, Gertrude, come, children!" + +Juffrouw Pieterse was climbing the ladder of respectability. Moving +out of a side street into one of the principal avenues, giving the +children French names, calling in a doctor whose coachman wears +furs--that is what lifts us up. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + + +Walter's illness now took a favorable turn. As soon as he was +strong enough to leave his bed, the whole family noticed that he +had grown. All remarked about it and called each other's attention to +it. No one was better convinced of the fact than Juffrouw Pieterse; for +"that boy" had "outgrown all of his clothes," and it would not be easy +"to fit him out respectably again." So much interesting notoriety and +respectability had been reaped from Walter's illness that it was only +natural that his convalescence should be turned to the best account. + +The child would sit and fill in the colors in pictures. The doctor +had presented him the pictures and a box of colors. The latter, +so Stoffel said, were the genuine English article. + +Oh, such pictures! + +Walter was interested especially by pictures from the opera and the +tragedy. There were pictures from Macbeth, Othello, Lear, Hamlet, +from "The Magic Flute," "The Barber of Seville," "Der Freisch¸tz," +and from still a few more--each one always more romantic than the +last. In selecting suitable colors for his heroes and heroines, Walter +had the advice of the entire family, including Leentje. Usually there +was disagreement, but that only made the matter more important. In +only two details were they agreed: faces and hands were to have +flesh-color, and lips were to be painted red. It had always been +that way; otherwise, why was it called flesh-color? On account of +this arrangement Hamlet came off rather badly, receiving a much more +animated countenance than was suited to his melancholy. + +"I wish I knew what the dolls mean," said Walter. He was talking +about his pictures. + +"It's only necessary to ask Stoffel," his mother replied. "Wait till +he comes from school." + +Walter asked him. Stoffel--there are more such people in the +world--would never admit that he did not know a thing; and he always +knew how to appear knowing. + +"What the dolls mean? Well, you see--those are, so to say, the pictures +of various persons. There, for instance, the one with a crown on his +head--that is a king." + +"I told you Stoffel could explain them," corroborated his mother. + +"Yes, but I should have liked to know what king, and what he did." + +"Well! There it is at the bottom. You can read it, can't you?" + +"Macbeth?" + +"Certainly. It's Macbeth, a famous king of ancient times." + +"And that one there with a sword in his hand?" + +"Also a king, or a general, or a hero, or something of the +kind--somebody that wants to fight. Perhaps David, or Saul, or +Alexander the Great. That's not to be taken so exactly." + +"And the lady with the flowers? She seems to be tearing them up." + +"That one? Show her to me: Ophelia. Yes, that's Ophelia. Don't +you know?" + +"Yes. Why does she throw the leaves on the ground?" + +"Why? why? The questions you do ask!" + +Here the mother came to the rescue of her eldest son. + +"Yes, Walter, you mustn't ask more questions than anybody can answer." + +Walter did not ask any more questions, but he determined to get to +the bottom of the matter at the first opportunity. His imagination +roamed over immeasurable domains--such an insatiate conqueror was +the little emperor Walter in his night-jacket! + +He associated the heroes of his pictures with the doctor, who had been +so friendly to him, and with his immortal Glorioso. The Peruvian story, +too, furnished a few subjects for his empire. He married Telasco to +Juliet; and the priests of the sun got their rights again. Master +Pennewip received a new wig, but of gold-colored threads, on the +model of the straw crown of a certain King Lear. Persons that he +could see from the window were numbered among his subjects. He had +to do something; and this foreign material was preferable to that in +his immediate surroundings. Even Lady Macbeth, who was washing her +hands and not looking particularly pleasing, seemed to him to be of +a higher order than his mother or Juffrouw Laps. + +In fact, for him those pictures were the greatest things in +the world. He was carried away with the crowns, diadems, plumes, +iron gratings over the faces, with the swords and the daggers with +cross-hilts to swear on--with the trains and puff-sleeves and girdles +with pendents of gold--and the pages. All this had nothing in common +with his everyday surroundings. How is it possible, he thought, that +anyone who has such beautiful pictures should sell them? The doctor +must have inherited them! + +Even if he had known that Lady Macbeth was the personification of +crime, it would still have seemed to him a profanation to bring her +into contact with the plebeian commonness around him. + +All at once something in Ophelia's form reminded him of Femke. She +too could stand that way, plucking the petals from the flowers and +strewing them on the ground. + +He had dim recollections of what had happened, and occasionally he +would ask indifferently about "that girl." He was afraid to speak +her name before Gertrude, Mina, and Pietro. He was always answered in +tones that showed him that there was no room for his romance there; +but he promised himself to visit her as soon as he got up. + +"When you're better you must go to see the doctor and thank him +for curing you--but thank God first; and then you can show him what +you've painted." + +"Of course, mother! I will give her the Prince of Denmark--I mean him, +the doctor." + +"But be careful not to soil it; and don't forget that the ghost of the +old knight must be very pale. Stoffel said so--because it's a ghost, +you see." + +"Yes, mother, I'll make it white." + +"Good. And you'll make the lady there yellow?" pointing with a +knitting-needle to Ophelia. + +"No, no," cried Walter quickly, "she was blue!" + +"She was? Who was?" + +"I only mean that I have so much yellow already, and I wanted to make +her--this one--Ophelia--I wanted to make her blue. That one washing +her hands can stay yellow." + +"So far as I'm concerned," the mother said, "but don't soil it!" + +Stoffel, in the meantime, had got on the track of those pictures. He +was slick and had an inquiring mind. One of his colleagues at school, +who was in some way connected with the stage, told him that such +costume-pictures were of great value to players. He also told him +other things about these pictures and about the play in general. + +It was fortunate for Walter that Stoffel brought this knowledge +home with him. Even to-day there are people who find something +immoral in the words "Theatre" and "Player"; but at that time it was +still worse. The satisfaction, however, of imparting knowledge and +appearing wise put Stoffel in an attitude of mind on this occasion +that ordinarily would have been irreconcilable with that narrowness +which with him took the place of conscience. + +"You see, mother, there are comedies and comedies. Some are sad, +some funny. Some are all nonsense, and there's nothing to be learned +from them; but there are comedies so sad that the people wail when +they see them--even respectable people!" + +"Is it possible!" + +"Yes, and then there are others where there's music and singing. They +are nice, and moral too. They are called operas; and people who +are entirely respectable go there. You see, mother, there's nothing +bad about it; and we ought not to be so narrow. The old Greeks had +comedies, and our professors still study them." + +"Is it possible!" + +"Walter's pictures are from real comedies; but I can't tell all the +details now. I will only say there are good comedies." + +"You must tell Juffrouw Laps. She always says----" + +"And what does she know about it? She never saw a comedy in her life." + +That was the truth; but it was just as true of the Pieterse +family--with the exception of Leentje. + +One afternoon Leentje had complained of a terrible headache and +had left off sewing and gone out. Later it was learned that she had +not spent the evening with her mother; and then there was a perfect +storm. But Leentje would not say where she had been that night. "That +night" was Juffrouw Pieterse's expression, though she knew that the +girl was at home by eleven o'clock. Leentje betrayed nothing. She +had promised the dressmaker next door not to say anything; for the +dressmaker had to be very careful, because her husband was a hypocrite. + +In Leentje's work-box was found a mutilated program; and then one day +she began to sing a song she had never sung before--"I'm full of honor, +I'm full of honor; oh, yes, I'm a man of honor!" + +And then it was all out! She had been to the Elandstraat and had seen +the famous Ivan Gras in a comedy! + +Leentje began to cry and was going to promise never to do so again, +when, to her amazement, she was told that there was nothing wrong in +it, and that even the greatest professors went to see comedies. + +And now she must tell them about it. + +It was "The Child of Love," by Kotzebue, that had greeted her +astonished eyes. + +"There was music, Juffrouw, and they played beautifully; and then the +curtain went up, and there was a great forest, and a woman wept under +a tree. There was a Baron who made her son a prisoner, because he was +a hunter--but he spoke so nice, and his mother, too. The Baron said +he was master on his place, and that he would punish such thieves. He +was in a great rage. And then the mother said--no, somebody else +came and said--but then the curtain went down. The dressmaker bought +waffles that were being passed around, and we drank chocolate. The +dressmaker said that every day wasn't a feast day. A man sat behind us +and explained everything and took our cups when they were empty. Then +the band played, 'Pretty girls and pretty flowers.'" + +"Shame!" cried the three young ladies. For it was a common street song. + +"And then the curtain went up again of its own accord; but the +gentleman behind us said somebody raised it--perhaps the 'Child of +Love' himself, for he was not in prison when the curtain was down. The +dressmaker gave him a peppermint-drop, and he said: 'Watch the stage, +Juffrouw, for you have paid to see it.' It cost twelve stivers, +without the waffles and chocolate. Then the Baron said--but I can't +tell it all exactly as it was. I will only say that the old woman +wept all the time, and she could not be reconciled, because she was so +unhappy. You see, Juffrouw, the child of love was her own child; and it +was also the Baron's child of love. That was bad--because it was just +a child of love, you see; and that is always bad. He had no papers, +no credentials; nor the mother, either. And he was to die because he +had hunted. Oh, it was beautiful, Juffrouw! And then the curtain went +down again and we ate another waffle. The gentleman behind us said it +was well that they gave plays with prison scenes in them. There were +so many bad people in the hall, such as pickpockets and the like, +and this would be a warning for them. The dressmaker was going to +offer him another mint-drop, when she saw that her box was gone. It +was silver. The gentleman said of course some pickpocket had taken it." + +"He was the pickpocket!" exclaimed several. + +Leentje was indignant at the idea. + +"No, no! Don't say that; it's a sin. He was a very respectable +gentleman, and addressed me as Juffrouw, just as he did the +dressmaker. He tried to find the thief. He asked where the Juffrouw +lived, and said that if he found the box he would bring it to her. He +wore a fancy vest--no, no, no. Don't say that of him!" + +"Well, tell some more about the child of love." All were interested. + +"Oh, the music was so nice! And a gentleman showed them with a stick +how to play." + +"But tell us about the comedy!" + +"That is not so easy. It was very beautiful. It must be seen; it can't +be told. The Baron saw that the hunter in prison was his own son; +because a long time before, you see, that is--formerly, he had been +acquainted with--you understand----" + +Poor Leentje turned as red as fire, and left her audience in a +temporary suspense. + +"Yes, he had known the old woman formerly, and then they were good +friends, and were often together--I will just tell it that way--and +they were to marry, but something came between them; and so--and--for +that reason the comedy was called the 'Child of Love.'" + +Walter listened with as much interest as the others; but he was less +affected than the girls, who sat quietly staring into space. Stoffel +felt called upon to say something. + +"That's it! He abused her chastity--that's the way it's spoken of--and +she was left to bear the disgrace. The youth of to-day cannot be +warned enough against this. How often have I told the boys at school!" + +"Listen, Walter, and pay attention to what Stoffel says!" + +Encouraged by the approval of his mother, Stoffel continued. + +"Yes, mother, virtue must be revered. That is God's will; and what God +does is well done. Of all sins sensual pleasure is--a very great sin, +because it is forbidden; and because all sins are punished, either +in this world or in the next." + +"Do you hear, Walter?" + +"Here, or in the next world, mother! Innocent pleasure, yes; but +sensual pleasure--it is forbidden! It loosens all the ties of human +society. You see that such a comedy can be very fine. Only you must +understand it properly--that's the idea." + +"And what did the Baron do then?" + +"Ah, Juffrouw, what shall I say! He talked a whole lot to the old +woman, and was very sad because he had--away back there--because +he had----" + +"Seduced her," added Stoffel, seeing that Leentje couldn't find the +word. "That's what it's called." + +"Yes, that's what she said, too; and he promised never to do it +again. And then he told the child of love always to follow the path +of virtue, and that he would marry the old woman. She was satisfied +with the arrangement." + +"I suppose so," cried the three girls in a breath. "She will be a +rich baroness!" + +"Yes," said Leentje, "she became a great lady. And then the child of +love fell on the Baron's neck; and they played 'Bridal Wreath.' The +'Child of Love' became a hussar and sang, 'I'm full of honor, I'm +full of honor; Oh, I'm a man of honor!' I don't know what became of +the old Baron. And then we went home; but the dressmaker took no more +pleasure in the play now, because her silver box was gone. I don't +know whether the gentleman ever brought it to her, or not." + +The play was out. + +The girls thought: "Baroness!" + +Stoffel was thinking: "Virtue!" + +The mother's thoughts ran: "Twelve stivers for a ticket, and waffles +and chocolate extra!" + +Walter was saying to himself: "A hunter! A whole year in the forest, +in the great forest, and alone. I'd like to do it, too." + +He took up his brush and looked at Ophelia: "To be alone in the great +forest with--Femke!" + +But the theatre question was far from being settled. Leentje had to +clear up many doubtful points yet. For instance, Pietro wanted to +know how old the woman was when the Baron finally married her. Leentje +thought she must have been about sixty. + +Also Juffrouw Laps had to express her opinion. She declared that she +was opposed to everything "worldly," and insisted that Walter be sent +to church. + +Later she got into a big dispute over the theatre with Master +Pennewip, whom Stoffel had brought in to reinforce his position. He +had brought with him "Floris the Fifth," that powerful comedy by the +noble Bilderdyk. With many declensions and conjugations and remarks +on rhyme and metre, he explained, firstly, that "Floris the Fifth" +was a play from which much could be learned; and, secondly, that the +theatre was something very moral and thoroughly respectable. + +To be sure, he failed to convince Juffrouw Laps. Nor was Walter +greatly impressed by that masterpiece, despite the fact that there +were three deaths in it. He much preferred the beautiful story of +Glorioso, or the Peruvian story--or even Little Red Riding Hood. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + + +Walter had been to church: that was now behind him. Stoffel thought +the pastor had preached a beautiful sermon, and said that "in a way +all he said could be accepted." He hoped that it would "bear fruit." + +"Yes," said the mother, "and he mustn't tear his new breeches +again. They cost too much hard work for that." + +As a matter of fact the "hard work" done in the Pieterse family +might be regarded as a negligible quantity. There was the necessary +housework, and the usual complaining--or boasting, if you will--but +this was to be expected. + +That Walter had postponed his visit to go to church was a result of +the frightful threats of Juffrouw Laps. She cited Second Chronicles +xvi. 12, and in the face of this text the Pieterses were not able +successfully to defend their new and more liberal position. Juffrouw +Pieterse could only say that the Bible was not to be interpreted that +way, as if everything in it applied to a given individual. + +But Juffrouw Laps stuck to it, that if one has faith and grace one +may come through all right; whereupon Juffrouw Pieterse expressed +her willingness at all times to take advice. + +"Those are the essential things; through them we are saved! And--send +him to me the first of the week. Or he can come Sunday, but after +church. Then he can tell me about the sermon, even if the pastors +are--but what does a child know about it!" + +Juffrouw Laps didn't think much of pastors. She held that people +with grace in their hearts can understand God's word without Greek +and Latin. + +"Yes, Sunday after church. I will count upon it." And in order to +make her invitation more insistent she mentioned certain sweets that +she usually served her guests at that time. + +Supposing that Juffrouw Laps was really anxious for Walter to come, +we must admit that she showed deep knowledge of boy-nature. + +As for Walter, he was afraid to be alone with this pious lady. For +him she was the living embodiment of all the plagues that are made +use of in the Old Testament to convert rebellious tribes to the true +faith. For instance, thunder and lightning, pestilence, abysses, +boils, flaming swords, etc. + +If he had had the courage he would have asked her just to deposit +the promised dainties somewhere outside of her flat. He would find +them then. But he didn't have the courage. + +"And why didn't you go?" asked the mother when Stoffel's enthusiasm +over the sermon had begun to die down. + +Walter said he had a pain in his stomach, which children always have +when they want to bridge over disagreeable duties. With a better +understanding between the parents and children this disease would be +less frequent. + +"I don't believe you have any pain in your stomach," declared the +mother. "It's only because you're a bad child and never do what you're +told to do." + +Stoffel agreed with her; and then a council of war was held. Walter +was condemned to go to Juffrouw Laps's at once; and he went. + +Expecting some terrible ordeal, he was greatly embarrassed and confused +by the show of friendliness with which he was received. + +"And you did come, my dear boy! But you are so late! Church has been +out a long time. See what I have for you, expressly for you!" + +She thrust him into a chair at the table and shoved all sorts of +sweets over to him. Walter's embarrassment increased; and he felt +even less at ease when she began to stroke him and call him pet names. + +"Now, tell me about the sermon," she said, when the child tried +to escape the tenderness and affection to which he was not +accustomed. "What did the pastor say?" + +"The text----" + +"But that's all right--afterwards, when your mouth is empty. You must +eat a few cakes first. Nobody can do everything at once. There is +chocolate; and you're to have a little dram, too. I've always said +that you are a nice boy; but they're forever plaguing you so. But +you're not eating enough; do just as if you were at home." + +For Walter that was not the right expression. At home! + +His first surprise over Walter began to be possessed by a feeling of +fear. Why, he could not have told to save him. + +Suddenly he got up and declared that his mother had told him not to +stay long. + +There wasn't a word of truth in it. Juffrouw Laps protested, but +Walter held his ground. Despite all of that kindness Walter was able +to escape from the enemy. + +Promising "to come back soon" he ran down the steps and into the +street. + +An indescribable feeling of freedom regained thrilled through him. He +had escaped. It was incomprehensible even to him. Never had he been +received so kindly, so cordially; never had he been treated in a +manner approaching this. But why his antipathy? When he left she +was going to kiss him, but he managed to dodge her. Why? He didn't +know. But it made him shudder to think of it. + +Should he go home now? What excuse could he give for coming back +so soon? + +Involuntarily he bent his steps toward Ash Gate. It was not his +intention to visit Femke--not at all, really not! For he didn't have +his Ophelia with him--proof conclusive that when he left home he had +not thought of Femke. + +And when he came in sight of his mills on the Buitensingel--oh, +they were silent! Was there no wind? Or were they observing Sunday? + +The Buitensingel was full of people taking a Sunday stroll. Walter +followed the small stream, which led him towards Femke's house. Soon he +stood before the low enclosure; but he did not dare to go in. Why? He +put the blame on the absent Ophelia. + +"If I only had that picture here I'd certainly go in!" + +That is questionable. Even with the picture he would have probably +been just as shy. He didn't know what he ought to say--or, better, +whether he could say anything, or not. He reflected. Suppose Femke's +mother should ask, "Did you want anything?" + +We--yes, the "gentle reader" and I--we should have known what to +answer. I wonder if our wisdom would have been wiser than the stupidity +of the child, who stood irresolute and hesitating before the fence? + +He stood staring at the house, his mouth wide open. His knees trembled, +his heart fluttered, his tongue was dry. + +A small column of smoke curling up from the chimney aroused him. What +if a fire should break out! Then he would have to go in. He would +rescue her, and carry her away in his arms--far, far away--to the end +of the world, or at least outside of the town! Just anywhere where +the people wear red velvet and green silk, where the gentlemen carry +big swords and the ladies wear long trains. They would be so becoming +to Femke. And she should ride horseback, and he would follow her--no, +he would ride by her side, with a falcon on his hand! + +If a fire should break out! + +But Walter saw that the house was in no danger. This smoke came from +the kitchen. He noticed other houses in the neighborhood where cooking +seemed to be going on, and everywhere the chimneys were bearing witness +to activities below which were presumably similar to those of Femke. + +Finally a crowd of fellows came along who had evidently been stopping +at one of those establishments where "refreshments" are served. They +had been greatly refreshed, and in their exuberance of freshness, +so to say, they crowded Walter away from the fence and took him along +with them for a little way. + +He was easily reconciled to this; for why, he thought, should he +stand there and watch the smoke? There wasn't going to be any fire; +and then he didn't have Ophelia with him. + +But to-morrow! To-morrow he would bring that picture with him! And +then he wouldn't stand at the fence like a baby. + +He felt ashamed when he thought of his friends in their gay colors, +or in armor, with plumes and swords. Those kings and knights and +pages--they had been courageous, otherwise they never would have +received such high orders and distinctions. Unless there were some +change, he felt that he would never be pictured like that. + +However, he expected that such a change would come--without doubt, +surely, certainly, truly! The further he went, the more determined +he became to go in the next day and put on a bold front and say: +"Good-day, Juffrouw, how do you do?" + +It was more difficult for him to decide what he would say to Femke. + +He made up various little speeches in the manner of Floris the +Fifth. In case Femke shouldn't like them he was going to say, "Why, +that is from our greatest poet." + +And then he would ask her to explain a lot of mysterious words +in Floris that he hadn't understood--for instance, "fast fellow," +"coverture," "chastity," and others. + +Walter's development was determined by his desire to know things. His +feeling for Femke, which was hardly real love, was subordinated to +his thirst for knowledge. He knew that he couldn't get much from her, +especially book-learning; but it was a pleasure merely to discuss +things with her, even if she knew nothing about them. + +He was curious to know all that she might have to tell him, or to ask +him; for no doubt she too had been saving up her impressions for her +first friend. But, alas! he was not so certain of her friendship! True, +when he was sick she had asked about him; but perhaps she was just +passing by, and thought how easy it would be to ring the bell and ask, +"How is Walter?" + +Still it had taken courage to do it. What would Mungo Park have said +if he had seen him hesitating before the gate! Walter knew that wasn't +the way to conquer the world. + +And if anybody had asked Mungo Park: "What do you want in Africa?" + +Well, he would have answered. Such a traveller in such a book is +never embarrassed. + +Then Walter began to address all sorts of remarks to negro kings +that he had conquered with lance and sword. All the women kissed his +hand as he rode by on his bay, with fiery red caparison. He inquired +patronizingly after those good girls who had nursed him in his illness, +"because the strange white man was far from mother and sisters and +had no home." He would reward them princely. + +In all this conquered land Walter was king and Femke was--queen! How +magnificent the big red velvet cloak would look on her--and the +gold crown! + +Conquering continents was easy. He was scarcely thirteen; and yet +he was afraid that somebody might get ahead of him while he was +being detained by the treacherous Pennewip with declensions and +conjugations. And, then there were still more things to learn before +one could be king, even of a small country. Pocket-change would have +to be increased too, for, with all possible economy, six doits a week +were insufficient. The Hallemans--well, they had more; but fortunately +they were not thinking of Africa. For the present he was not afraid +of any competition from that quarter; but other children, nearer the +"grown-up" stage, might get the idea in their heads! And then, what +would he do to keep his mother from guessing when he made his trips +into the "interior" longer, and stayed out later than was allowed by +the regulations of the Pieterse household? + +It was a difficult matter, but he would manage it. + +All that might happen to him and Femke in Africa would be read +afterwards in pretty little books with colored pictures. He already +saw himself sitting on a throne, and Femke by his side. She was not +proud; she was willing for everybody to know--all those kneeling +before her--that she had been a poor wash-girl. She had become queen +because Walter had loved her; and now they needn't kneel any more. + +On special occasions--well, of course, that was different; for +instance, when his mother and Stoffel came to visit him. They should +see how all the people honored him--and Femke whom they had treated so +badly. But once would be enough; then he would forgive them everything +and build them a big house with water-barrels and wash-tubs. For +Pennewip he would build a big schoolhouse, with desks and ink-bottles +and copy-books and wall maps of Europe and tables of the new weights +and measures. Then the old master could give instruction from early +in the morning till late at night--or even all night. + +He was just puzzling over how he was going to reconcile Master +Pennewip and the dusky young African to one another when Leentje +opened the door. + +Without noticing it he had got home and rung the +door-bell. Unsuspectingly he fell into an environment quite different +from that in which he had moved for the last half hour. He scarcely +understood what his mother meant when she asked him how the visit +turned out, and whether Juffrouw Laps was satisfied with his report +on the sermon. + +Sermon? Laps? He was unprepared for such an examination. He stammered +out a sort of miscellaneous and irrelevant jumble of words, but +fortunately containing nothing about Africa. + +It now developed that in the meantime there had been a sudden change +in certain details of religious belief. + +"You see, mother?" said Stoffel. "Just as I've always said, it +would take a lawyer to explain anything to suit her. She always +knows better----" + +"That's so," answered the mother. "She's cracked or crazy. Now, +just tell me, Stoffel, if anyone can expect such a child to remember +everything a preacher says. I can't do it myself; and you can't do it, +either. Master Pennewip can't do it. I tell you, nobody can do it. And +to require that of such a child! She just wants to play the professor; +that's the reason she does it." + +Stoffel was of the same opinion. Encouraged by his sympathy the mother +became eloquent. + +"I would like to know what she's thinking about; or if she thinks +she's a pastor. With all her biblical quotations! And then to torment +a child hardly out of a sick bed--it's a disgrace. You don't need to +go to her. What business have you got with her? I tell you----" + +Here it occurred to her that she herself had compelled Walter to go, +and she interrupted this line of thought to scold Walter and tell him +to get out of his Sunday breeches. Her dissatisfaction with herself +expressed itself further in a funeral oration on Walter's last suit, +which had cost so much "hard work." + +"And then to let that child sit there for an hour without anything +to eat or drink! She would----" + +Walter's feeling for justice couldn't let that pass. He assured them +that on the contrary--and then that excessive kindness got in his way +again. In his confusion he went into all the details of the chocolate. + +"Well! Why didn't you say so at once? But it's all the same. I was +going to add that she ought to have given you something to eat. That's +the way such folks are--always grumbling about others and they won't +see themselves. I believe in grace too, and when I have my housework +done I like to hear the Scripture read--but to be everlastingly and +eternally prating about it? No, that isn't religion. What do you say, +Stoffel? One must work part of the time. Walter! aren't you going +to pull off those new breeches? I've told him a dozen times. Trudie, +give him his old ones!" + +Walter changed his breeches; but he promised himself that in Africa +he would wear Sunday breeches every day. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + + +The next day Walter rang the doctor's door-bell. His heart was in a +flutter, for the doctor lived in an imposing house. He was admitted +and, after he had been announced, was told just to come upstairs. + +The maid conducted Walter to the "study," where the doctor was busy +performing one of his paternal duties: he was teaching his children. + +There were three. A boy, somewhat older than Walter, sat alone in one +corner writing at a small table. The other two, a boy of Walter's +age and a girl that seemed to be a few years younger, stood before +the table behind which the doctor was sitting. On the table stood a +large globe, evidently the subject of discussion. This became clear +to Walter later, for, as far as he knew, he had never seen such a +large ball. He didn't know that there was any other way to explain +the location of countries except by means of maps. Thus he noticed +in the room all sorts of things that he didn't understand till later. + +When the maid opened the door of the room he heard the voices of +the children, and also that of the father. He even heard laughter; +but when he walked in all became as still as death. The two children +at the table stood like soldiers. There was something so comical in +their attitude that Walter could have laughed at them if he hadn't +been so embarrassed. Even the girl had a touch of official earnestness +in her face more striking than he had seen it in older people, even +at church. While the doctor was welcoming Walter and offering him +a chair, the boy stood with hands clapped down on the seams of his +trousers as if he expected someone to say, "Right about--face!" or, +"Forward, column right, march!" + +The larger boy in the corner had only looked up once, but with +that peculiarly hostile expression which distinguishes man from +other animals--to the disadvantage of the former. It is noticeable +especially in children--sometimes in women. + +"I'm glad to see you, my boy. It was nice of you to come. What have +you there?"--then he turned to the little soldiers. + +"Remind me afterward to tell you at dinner something about Olivier +van Noort. William, you can think of it, can't you?" + +Walter squinted at his Lady Macbeth, and was so embarrassed that he +was helpless to present it to the doctor. The room was so magnificent; +and the furnishings--the big cases full of books! His picture seemed +so common and ugly that, if he could have done so, he would have +swallowed it. + +At home they had taught him how he must stand and sit and speak; +and now he stood there, as awkward as a cow, stammering and +stuttering. Making a supreme effort he managed to get it out that he +had "come to thank the doctor" for his recovery--"but God first"! + +The two soldiers bit their lips; and even the doctor found it difficult +to keep a straight face. + +"God first! Well said, my boy. Have you already thanked God?" + +"Yes, M'nheer, every evening in bed, and yesterday at church." + +Little Sietske unable to control herself any longer had to laugh +outright. Her laughter threatened to become contagious. William was +busier than usual with his nose; Hermann had come to life and was +eyeing Walter slyly. + +"Order!" thundered the doctor, giving the table a rap with a ruler +that made the globe tremble. Walter was frightened. "Order! This is +a nice caper during study-hours." + +The clock began to strike. Sietske seemed to be counting, for at +every stroke she raised a finger. + +"I am going to----" + +"Five!" she cried. "All my fingers--just look, five! Five o'clock, +papa--Tyrant! Hurrah, hurrah!" + +Both boys joined in the uproar. It was a quodlibet from "Gaudeamus +igitur," "Vive la joie," and "God save the king." Forward, all! Vive +la vacance! A bas les tyrans! Revenge! * * * * + +The children were determined to have their well earned romp; and they +had it. Walter rubbed his eyes, and would not believe his ears. It +was beyond his comprehension. * * * * + +"That will do now," said the doctor. "Come, mamma is waiting +dinner--and you, too, my boy!" + +William took Sietske on his back and Hermann mounted the father. Thus +they descended the stairs, Walter bringing up the rear. Lady Macbeth +had disappeared, being now crumpled up in Walter's breast-pocket. + +Walter was nonplussed. Was this the same man who used the gold +pen?--whose coachman wore the furs? + +How was it possible? Was it a dream, that he and all the family had +looked on this man and simply been overcome by his dignity? + +He couldn't understand it. + +Again the atmosphere of the dining-room was quite different from that +of the schoolroom, either before or directly after five. + +"Present the young gentleman to your mamma," said the doctor, turning +to William. + +"May I do it?" asked Sietske. + +Doctor Holsma nodded, and the little girl took Walter by the hand and +conducted him to a lady who sat at the head of the table preparing +the salad. + +"Mamma, this is a young gentleman--oh, I must know your name. What +is your name?" + +"Walter Pieterse." + +"This is Mr. Walter Pieterse, who has come to thank papa, because +he--he was sick; and he--the young gentleman is going to stay for +dinner, papa?"--the doctor nodded again--"and he's going to stay for +dinner, mamma." + +"With mamma's consent," said the father. + +"Yes, with mamma's consent." + +Mevrouw Holsma spoke to Walter kindly and offered him a chair. It +was necessary, too. + +Everything seemed so princely to Walter that he was glad to be +seated. Three-fourths of his little figure was hidden under the +table. That was something gained. He was amazed at almost everything +he saw and heard. He folded his hands. + +"Do you want to say a grace, little man?" asked the doctor. + +"Yes, M'nheer," Walter stammered. + +"A good custom. Do you always do that at the table?" + +"Yes, always--at warm meals, M'nheer!" + +Those children had been taught good manners. Nobody smiled. + +Walter bowed his head for a moment; and the doctor took advantage +of the opportunity to give the children a look of warning. They +remembered; and, if afterwards Walter discovered that he had cut a +singular figure in this household, they were not to blame. + +"You do well to do it," said Holsma. "We don't do it; and perhaps we +do well not to." + +"Certainly," said the mother. "Everyone must act according to his +own conviction." + +This simple statement moved Walter more than any of them could have +imagined. He--a conviction! That short sentence of Mevrouw Holsma +attributed to him a dignity and importance that was strange to him, +and gave him a right he had never thought of before. Through the soup +he was thinking continually: "I may have a conviction!" + +It never occurred to him that a thing could be interpreted otherwise +than it was interpreted for him by his mother or Stoffel, or some +other grown-up person. The whole question of praying, or not praying, +did not appear so important to him as this new fact, that he could +have a conviction. His heart swelled. + +The doctor, who understood Walter, recalled him from his thoughts. + +"Everyone must act according to his conviction; and in order to come +to a conviction one has to reflect a long time over the matter. I +am convinced that our little guest would like to eat some of those +peas. Pass them to him, Sietske." + +Walter had grasped the import of Holsma's words, and also the meaning +of this transition to the peas. Walter felt--without putting his +feelings into words--that the pedantry of the schoolroom had been put +aside at five o'clock, and that his host merely wanted to give him a +friendly warning against dogmatic bigotry, without tainting the fresh, +wholesome atmosphere of the dining-room. + +Despite his shy, retiring nature--or, better, in connection with this +characteristic--Walter was an extremely intelligent boy. This fact +had escaped almost everybody he had come in contact with because of +his lack of self-confidence, which prevented him from revealing his +true self. He usually seemed to comprehend more slowly than others; +but this was because he was less easily satisfied with the result of +his thinking. His mind was exacting of knowledge. During Walter's +sickness Holsma had remarked this peculiarity of the boy, and his +interest had been enlisted at once. + +Walter's shyness was due in a great measure to the manner in which +he had been taught what little he knew. Everything his teachers +taught him was looked upon by them as something immutable and +irrefutable. Twice two is four, Prince so-and-so is a hero, good +children go to heaven, God is great, the Reform Church represents the +true faith, etc., etc. It was never hinted to him that there was any +room for doubt. Indeed, he was led to believe that his desire to know +more about things was improper and even sinful. + +After all those extraordinary occurrences in the study, Walter was +prepared to expect almost anything in the way of the unusual, but +that William and Hermann, and even little Sietske, were allowed to +help their plates to whatever they wanted--that was more wonderful +to him than the aÎrial voyage of Elias. With GeneviËve in the famous +wilderness--yes, even in Africa it couldn't be any more free and +easy. He was continually surprised and taken off his guard by the +unwonted and unexpected. In fact, his thoughts were so far away that +when during dessert the little girl passed him a saucer of cream---- + +Ye gods, it happened and--I must tell it. Oh, if like the +chroniclers of old, I might put the blame on some privy councilor, +"who unfortunately advised," etc. + +But what privy councilor in the whole world could have advised Walter +to let that porcelain spoon tilt over the edge of the saucer and fall +into Sietske's lap! He did it, he! + +Oh, how sad it was. He had just begun to pull himself up in his +chair. Another moment and he would have actually been sitting. Perhaps +he might have said something soon. The name of a certain country in +Africa, which Sietske could not remember a moment before, had occurred +to him. It was not that he might seem smarter than Sietske that he +was going to speak out. No, it was only that he might seem a little +less stupid than himself. But now--that miserable spoon! + +Before he had time to wonder how his awkwardness would be received, +Sietske was talking along smoothly about something else--just as if +this little "catastrophe" was a matter of course. + +"Papa, you were going to tell us something about Olivier van Noort." + +She arose, wiped off her little skirt and fetched Walter another +spoon from the buffet. + +"Yes, papa, Olivier van Noort! You promised it, papa." + +All urged him to tell the story. Even Mevrouw Holsma manifested great +interest in it. Walter was aware that this conversation was intended +to cover up his accident. He was moved; for he was not accustomed to +anything like this. As Sietske took her seat again she noticed a tear +creeping down across his cheek. + +"Mamma, I got a silver spoon. That's just as good, isn't it? These +porcelain things are so heavy and awkward. They've fallen out of my +hand three times; and Hermann can't manage them, either." + +The mother nodded to her. + +"And how it is with Olivier van Noort?" + +The door-bell rang, and almost immediately afterwards a gentleman +entered the room who was greeted by the children as Uncle Sybrand. + +The host now invited all to the garden and sent Hermann to the study +for a book. + +"You young rascal, don't you go now and maliciously break that +globe. It can't help it." + +Then came the story of Admiral Olivier van Noort and the poor +Vice-Admiral Jan Claesz van Ilpendam, who was put ashore in the Strait +of Magellan for insubordination. It interested all, and called forth +a lively discussion, in which the entire family as well as the guests +took part. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + + +To readers of a certain class of fiction it will no doubt seem strange +if I say that Walter's visit to the Holsma family influenced greatly +his spiritual development. Not immediately; but a seed had been planted +which was to grow later. He saw now that after all independent thought +was possible, even if he could not yet allow himself that luxury. The +mere knowledge that there were other opinions in the world than those +of his daily mentors was a long stride forward. + +He was depressed on account of his lack of knowledge. Those children +knew so much more than he did; and this made him sad. + +They had spoken of someone who was startled to find footprints. Who +was it? The child had never heard of Defoe's hermit. He asked Stoffel. + +"Footprints? Footprints? Well, you must tell me what footprints you +mean--whose footprints. You must give names when you ask questions." + +"That's right," said the mother, "when you want to know anything +you must mention names. And Mevrouw made the salad herself? Well, +that's strange. The girl must have been out somewhere." + +As to other "strange" things, which were not likely to meet the +approbation of his family, Walter was silent. Not a word about +that Saturnalia, or the omission of grace at a "warm meal"! Nor +did he mention the liberties that were allowed the children, or the +freedom with which they joined in the conversation. Perhaps it was +a superfluous precaution. That bearskin would have been excused for +many shortcomings. + +Juffrouw Pieterse asked repeatedly if he had been "respectable." Walter +said he had, but without knowing exactly what she meant. That affair +with the spoon--had it been respectable? He didn't care to have this +question decided--at least by his mother. But it was nice of Sietske; +and wouldn't he have done the same? + +He learned that the day was approaching when he must return to +school. More than ever he felt that this source of knowledge was +insufficient for him; but opposition was not to be thought of. He +was dissatisfied with himself, with everything. + +"I shall never amount to anything," he sighed. + +His Lady Macbeth seemed uglier to him than ever. He tore her up. And +Ophelia? + +Goodness! He hadn't thought of Femke the whole day. Was it because +she was only a wash-girl, while the doctor's children were so +aristocratic? Walter censured himself. + +He took advantage of the first opportunity to pay his debt in that +quarter. For he felt that it was a debt; and this consciousness gave +him courage. Picture in hand, he passed the familiar fence this time +and knocked boldly on the door. His heart was thumping terribly; +but he must do it! In a moment he stood before Femke. The lady of +his heart was quietly darning stockings. It is hard on the writer; +but this little detail was a matter of indifference to Walter. + +"Oh!" she cried, extending her hand. "Mother, this is the young +gentleman we saw that time--the little boy who was so sick. And how +are you now? You look pale." + +"Take a seat, little boy," said the mother. "Yes, you do look +pale. Worms, of course." + +"No, no, mother. The child has had nervous fever." + +"All right--fever, then; but it could be from worms. Give him a cup, +Femke. It won't hurt you to drink coffee; but if it were worms----" + +Mrs. Claus's worms were more in Walter's way than the stockings. + +"Where does your mother have her washing done?" she asked. "Not that +I want to pump you--not at all. But if she isn't satisfied with her +wash-woman--it sometimes happens, you understand. Everybody must +look out for himself; and I just thought I'd mention it. Whenever +there are any ink-spots Femke takes them out with oxalic acid; and +it never makes any holes--yes, it did happen once, and we had to pay +for a pair of cuffs. You can ask Femke." + +The fact was, he wanted to ask Femke something else; and she knew +it. The story of Aztalpa had left its marks on her mind. But she +was hampered very much like Walter was at home. She couldn't say, +"Mother, speak a bit more Peruvian!" So she simply asked what the +roll was that he had in his hand. + +Walter was confused, but he managed to stammer that it was a present +for her. Femke said she would always take good care of the picture. + +"Yes," said the mother, "and you must iron out those creases. We iron, +too, little boy, and we deliver the clothes ready to put on. Nobody can +complain. You can tell your mother. And your collar--it isn't ironed +nicely--and such bluing! Ask Femke. Femke, isn't the blue in stripes?" + +His collar not ironed nicely? and blued in stripes? And the infallible +Pietro had laundered it! Even here, were there differences in method +and conception? And in this respect, too, was the Pieterse tradition +not the only one that brought happiness? + +Femke was on nettles. She studied Ophelia, wondering who she was, +and tried to turn the conversation. At last something occurred to +her. It was necessary for her to run some errand or other, and "the +young gentleman" could "accompany" her a part of the way. + +"As far as I'm concerned," said the mother. + +The young couple retired, taking one of those ways which in the +neighborhood of Amsterdam are simply called "the ways." That is all +they are. Whoever walks there for pleasure must take a good stock of +impressions with him, in order to escape tedium. + +But Walter and Femke were not lacking in this respect. Walter had +so much to tell Femke that he could scarcely hope to get through; +and she, too, had thought of him more than she was willing to admit, +and more than he had any idea of. She began by saying that she hadn't +told her mother of her unfriendly reception by Walter's mother and +sisters, because she didn't want her mother---- + +"Oh, Femke--and you thought I would come?" + +"Yes." said Femke, hesitating, but still with a readiness that +delighted Walter. "Yes, of course I expected to see you again. And +I had a mass said for your recovery." + +"Really?" said Walter, who hardly knew what it meant. "You did that +for me?" + +"Yes, and I prayed, too. I should have been sad if you had died. For +I believe you are a good boy." + +"I ought to have come sooner; and I wanted to, but--Femke, I was +afraid." + +He related to her how he had been near her on Sunday. The girl +attributed his timidity to his diffidence toward her mother. + +"My mother is a good woman. She wouldn't hurt anybody, but--you +understand. She doesn't mix with people much. I understand the +world better, because, you see, I was a nurse for three weeks. I was +only substituting; I was too young to be a real nurse. It was at a +relation's of ours, where the girl was sick. You know we really come +of a good family. But that makes no difference. Tell me, are you well +and strong again?" + +Walter told her now all about his sickness, and soon he came +involuntarily to the thing that gave him most trouble, his defective +knowledge. + +"All the children know French; but at our school it isn't taught. It's +impossible to be a great man without knowing French." + +Walter had difficulty in explaining to her that he meant something +other than the possession of three houses, though that might not +be bad. + +"I should like--you understand? I should like--yes--I should like--how +shall I explain?" + +The sovereignty of Africa was on the end of his tongue; but he didn't +have the courage to put his dreams into words. + +"You know, Femke, that we live here in Europe. Now, down there in the +south, far away--I will draw it for you. We can sit down here and I +will show you exactly what I mean." + +He selected some small sticks suitable for making outlines on the +ground, then he and Femke sat down on a low pile of boards. He +proceeded to scratch up the sand for some distance around. + +"That is Europe. The earth is round; that is, it consists of +two halves, like a doughnut. You see, it looks like a pair of +spectacles. With that half we are not concerned. That's America. You +can put your feet on it if you want to. Here is where we live; there +is England; and here is Africa. The people there are uncivilized. They +can't read, and they don't wear many clothes. But when a traveler +comes along they are very nice to him--the book says so. I'm going +down there and teach all the people to read and give them clothes and +see to it that there is no injustice done in the whole land. And then +we will----" + +"I, too?" asked Femke in amazement. + +"Why, certainly! I wanted to ask you if you were willing to go with +me. We will be man and wife, you understand; so when I get to be king +you will be----" + +"I? Queen?" + +She laughed. Involuntarily she rose and trampled to pieces all the +kingdoms that Walter had just laid at her feet. + +"But--won't you be my wife?" + +"Oh, you boy! How did you get such nonsense into your head? You are +still a child!" + +"Will you wait then till I'm grown up? Will you let me be your friend?" + +"Certainly! Only you mustn't think of that nonsense--not that you may +not go to Africa later. Why not? Many people go on journeys. Formerly +there lived a carpenter near us, and he went to the Haarlem with his +whole family. But--marrying!" + +She laughed again. It pained Walter. The poor boy's first proposal +was turning out badly. + +Suddenly Femke became serious. + +"I know that you are a good boy; and I think a great deal of you." + +"And I!" cried Walter. "Femke, I have thought of you all the time--when +I was sick--in my fever--I don't know what I thought of in my fever, +but I think it must have been you. And I talked to the picture I +painted for you as if it were you; and that picture answered like you +and looked like you. I was Kusco and Telasco, and you were Aztalpa, +the daughter of the sun. Tell me, Femke, may I be your friend?" + +The girl reflected a moment; and in her pure, innocent heart +she felt the desire to do good. Was that seventeen-year-old girl +conscious of the influence that Walter's childish soul exerted upon +her? Scarcely. But she wanted to give him a less cruel answer. + +"Certainly, certainly you shall be my friend. But--but----" + +She was hunting for some excuse that would not hurt him, and still let +him see the difference in their ages. He had grown during his illness, +to be sure, but still--she could have carried him on her arm. And he +had dreamed of rescuing her from a fire! + +"My friend, yes. But then you must do everything that I require." + +"Everything, everything! Tell me quick what I can do for you." + +It was painful for the girl. She didn't know what she should require; +but she was under the necessity of naming something. She had always +heard that it was good for children to study hard. What if she should +spur him on to do that? + +"Listen, Walter. Just for fun I told my mother that you were the best +in school." + +"I?" cried Walter abashed. + +"Study hard and be the first in school inside the next three months," +said Femke to the conqueror of continents, unaware of the sarcasm +that lay in her words. "Otherwise, you see, my mother might think +I had made fun of you; and I don't want that to happen. If you will +only do that----" + +"I will do it, Femke!" + +"Then you must go home and begin at once." + +Thus she sent him away. As she told him "Good-bye" she noticed all +at once that he was too large for her to kiss. A few hours later, +when Father Jansen was calling on her mother and incidentally saw +Walter's painting, Walter suddenly became a child again. The priest +had said that in Dutch Ophelia meant Flora, who was the patron-saint +of roses and forget-me-nots. + +"Oh, that picture is from a little boy, a very small boy. He's about +ten years old--or nine. He's certainly not older than nine!" + +"Girl, you are foolish!" cried the mother. "The boy is fifteen." + +"Yes, that may be--but I just meant that he's still only a child." + +She stuck Ophelia away in some hidden nook, and Mrs. Claus and Father +Jansen never saw that new edition of the old flower-goddess again. + +"Femke, I will do it!" Walter had said. + +There was really reason to believe that he would learn faster now; +but Pennewip's instruction would wear Femke's colors. Walter knew +very well that in requiring this service she had had his own welfare +in view; but this showed her interest in him, and was not so bad. How +would it have looked, he thought, if, after all that had gone before, +he had answered: "Everything except that!" + +Of course he would have greatly preferred to serve his lady on some +journey full of adventure. But one cannot select for one's self +heroic deeds. In these days Hercules and St. George would have to +put up with miniature dragons. + +At all events, Walter took hold of his work in earnest. He studied his +"Ippel," his "Strabbe," his "National History" and even the "Gender +of Nouns," and everything else necessary to the education of a good +Netherlander. Poetry was included; and Walter's accomplishments along +this line were such that other "Herculeses" might have envied him. + +He had never read the stories of tournaments. No enchantress gave +him a charmed coat of mail; no Minerva put the head of Medusa on +his shield--no, nothing of all that. But--Keesje, the butcher's boy, +might look sharp for his laurels! + +In justice to Walter it must be said that he gave his opponent fair +warning, in true knightly style. + +At the end of three months Walter was actually the first in his +classes. Pennewip was compelled to take notice of it. + +"It is strange," he remarked. "I might say that it is remarkable. Yes, +in a way, it is unprecedented--without a parallel!" + +At home the result was that a great council was held regarding Walter's +future. He didn't want to become a compositor; and to be a sailor--that +would have suited him, but his mother was opposed to it. Stoffel, +too, objected on the ground that usually only young people who are +worthless on land are sent to sea. + +Thus Walter's plans for conquest were slipping away from him. He +was not attracted by the brilliant careers that were proposed: They +left Africa out of account. He didn't want to be a school-teacher, +or a shoemaker, or a clerk, or a counter-jumper. + +However, after all authorities had been heard, Stoffel came +to the conclusion that Walter was peculiarly well fitted for +"business." Juffrouw Pieterse agreed with him thoroughly. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + + +"A responsible business firm wants a young man (Dt. Ref.) of good +family. He must be moral, well-behaved and not under fifteen years +old. Prospect of salary if diligent and reliable. Good treatment +guaranteed. Address written applications in own handwriting to +'Business,' care E. Maaskamp's book and art store, Nieuwendyk, +Amsterdam." + +The writer cannot recall what sort of art publications E. Maaskamp was +dealing in just at that time, and will not make any guesses, for fear +of getting the reader into chronological difficulties. If it should +become necessary in writing Walter's history, the writer would have +no compunctions of conscience in putting the republic after Louis, +or William I. before the republic. + +And as for that "Dt. Ref."--Dutch Reform--in the advertisement--that +gives the writer no trouble. He knows very well that "Dt. Ref." as a +necessary qualification for servants, apprentices, etc., was introduced +after E. Maaskamp's pictures had been forgotten. Nevertheless, it +must be insisted upon that the aforesaid abbreviation was in the +advertisement which was now occupying the undivided attention of +the Pieterses. + +"There couldn't be anything more fortunate," said the mother. "What +do you think, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother, it couldn't be better." + +"What pleases me especially is the 'well-behaved.'" + +"Moral and well-behaved, mother." + +"Yes, moral and well-behaved--do you hear, Walter? Just as I have +always said. And 'prospect of salary.' What do you think of that, +Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother; but--he must be 'diligent and reliable.'" + +"Yes, Walter, you must be diligent and reliable. Haven't I always told +you that? And they require 'Dt. Ref.'; but you are that, thank God." + +"Yes, mother, he's that all right." + +"Stoffel, don't you think you'd better write the letter?" + +"But it says 'in own handwriting.'" + +"That's so! But if you write the letter in your own handwriting--that +will be better than for such a child to write it." + +Stoffel had some difficulty in making it plain to his mother that +"own handwriting" meant Walter's own handwriting; but she finally +saw the point, and Walter was given a seat at the table. + +"Well? What must I write at the top?" + +"Now, have you forgotten that again? Such a simple thing? Have you +got down the date? Then write 'Gentlemen,' in business style. It says, +'responsible business firm.'" + +"Yes," said the mother, "and add that your father had a business, +too. We sold shoes from Paris. Otherwise they will think we're only +shoemakers." + +"And write that you are the first in school." + +"And that you belong to the Dutch Reform Church." + +"And that you are moral and well-behaved." + +"And that you are diligent and reliable. Don't you see, you may get +a salary then right away." + +At last the letter was ready. It only remained to stamp it and post +it. But why couldn't the young applicant deliver the letter in person +and save the postage? Stoffel thought there would be no impropriety +in such a course. Even a responsible business firm ought to overlook +such a detail. + +With a heavy heart Walter started out on his important errand. He was +entering the real world, and was about to become a worshiper of the +great god of "business." He was depressed by his lack of confidence, +and felt that it was unbecoming in himself to make application to a +"responsible business firm." + +If he met a man that looked well-to-do, he would ask himself if +the gentleman was a "business man," and belonged to a "responsible +business firm." This last high-sounding expression embodied mysteries +which he did not attempt to understand. He would learn it all later. + +Walter stammered an excuse to the young fellow in the shop for not +having sent his letter by post. The fellow didn't understand him, but +threw the letter carelessly into a box containing a few dozen others +that were awaiting the favorable consideration of Messrs. Motto, +Business & Co. + +The fellow was busy with some Turkish battles in glaring colors, +and declined to enter into any conversation with our hero. Walter's +mouth watered for a bright picture of Grecian chivalry. But what good +did it do? He had no money; and, besides, he was out for business, +not for heroic deeds. + +"Later!" he thought. + +Arrived at home he received the usual scolding. His mother maintained +that he had certainly not entered the shop in a "respectable" manner; +otherwise the young gentleman would have given him a friendlier +reception. She was afraid that those excellent gentlemen, Motto, +Business & Co., would take this into consideration to his detriment. + +"And you say there were already a whole lot of letters there? You +see, Stoffel--if he only isn't too late! That's the way--those people +would break their necks or be first. And who knows but what some of +them are Roman Catholics? I wonder if they all think they're moral +and well-behaved. You can just see what kind of people there are in +the world!" + +Walter had to go back to Maaskamp's and get the address of the firm +in question. The idea was for him to call on the firm in person and +thus get ahead of everybody else. Juffrouw Pieterse wanted to bet her +ears that not a one of the other applicants could boast of a father +who had sold Parisian shoes. + +"Tell them that! Your father never took a stitch in his life. He +didn't even know how to. It's only to prove that we had a business, +too. He never had an awl in his hand--isn't it so, Stoffel?" + +Those eminently respectable gentlemen, Motto, Business & Co., lived--I +don't know where they lived; but they had founded on the Zeedyk a +cigar store and a circulating library. It was probably not far from +the place where six or eight centuries earlier a few fishermen had +founded the greatest commercial city of Europe. + +Walter found one of those worthy gentlemen behind the counter. He was +in his shirt-sleeves, and was engaged in weighing out some snuff for +an old woman. "Business" was evidently being carried on. + +As Walter had formed no conception of "responsible business firm," +he was far from thinking that the gentlemen had claimed too much for +themselves. With his peculiar timidity he even reproached himself +for not having understood the conception "business" before. + +Now he understood it. Business meant to stand behind a counter, +in shirt-sleeves, and weigh snuff. And, too, on the Zeedyk. + +The cigar store occupied only half the width of the house, and was +connected with the circulating library by a side door. Motto, Business +& Co. were simultaneously cultivating two industries: those who didn't +care for snuff or tobacco could get something to read, and vice versa. + +Over the shelves, on the tobacco side, were posted signs bearing the +assurance that something was "manufactured" here. Differing entirely +from the Pieterses, these gentlemen seemed to think that to make +a thing meant more than merely to sell it. We leave the question +undecided. + +Was it true that this business firm manufactured anything? The only +thing they manufactured was the paper bags that were to be pasted +together by the moral, well-behaved, diligent and reliable young man +who was a member of the Dutch Reform Church. + +The amount of business done was small, the profits barely paying the +rent. The wicked world on the Zeedyk even said that the two blue +porcelain vases bearing in old-fashioned letters the inscriptions +"Rappee" and "Zinking," had been borrowed from a second-hand dealer +in the neighborhood, and that the good man came by every day to look +after his property. + +The shop was small, and was closed off in the rear by a green curtain, +which was calculated to make customers think there was something more +beyond. To be exact, there was something beyond that curtain. There +hung a dilapidated mirror, consoling with a lonely chair, which was +now ornamented by the coat of the worthy senior partner; and leaning +against the wall was a half-round table, on which a pomatum-pot +was making fun of a comb because for years it had been expecting +to grow new teeth. Business was not so exacting but that Mr. Motto +could devote a little spare time to the improvement of his personal +beauty. He had succeeded in developing two beautiful bunches of hair +on the sides of his face. They cost him much pains and grease; but +they were the delight of all the ladies who entered the shop. + +"And so you want to go into business, do you?" asked Mr. Motto, +after he had given the old woman a "pinch" from the jar. "What all +have you studied? Reading, writing, arithmetic, French? Eh? And what +are your parents." + +"They dealt in shoes--from Paris, M'neer. But I don't know +French. Arithmetic--yes. Went through Strabbe." + +"And you know arithmetic, do you? How much then is a Pietje and +a half?" + +Walter stammered that he didn't know. Does the reader know? + +"But you must know that if you expect to calculate. And you don't know +what a Pietje is? Do you know the difference between a sesthalf and +a shilling? And between a dollar and a twenty-eight piece? Look----" + +Mr. Motto pulled out the cash-drawer and seemed to be hunting for a +dollar; but for some reason or other he decided to make out with a +sesthalf. This he laid on the counter and asked Walter to imagine a +shilling lying beside it. He then proceeded to test Walter's knowledge +of business by asking him to point out the differences between the +two coins. Mr. Motto claimed that in business one must know these +details thoroughly. + +And Mr. Motto was right about it. At that time there were more +different kinds of money in the Netherlands than there are in Germany +now. To be able to distinguish the various coins readily and make +change accurately a regular course of study was necessary. Just +as a law was about to be passed to confer the title, "Doctor of +Numismatics," on examination, the secretary of the treasury discovered +that all this trouble could be spared by simplifying the money. He +became very unpopular after this. + +In Walter's time, though, such a reform had not been thought of. The +florin had twenty stivers; the regular Holland dollar had fifty +stivers, the Zeeland dollar had forty-two. The dollar was worth a +florin and a half, and the gold florin was called a "twenty-eight," +because it contained twenty-eight stivers. The coins were well-worn and +seldom exhibited any traces of inscriptions, milling, etc. Matters were +further complicated by three-florin pieces and ducats of sixty-three +stivers, not to mention any other coins. + +For Walter the money question was a serious one. + +"And you don't know French, either?" in a tone that was scarcely +encouraging. + +"No----" mournfully. + +"And would your parents put up cash security for you?" + +Walter didn't understand the question. + +"Caution. Don't you understand? Security! There's lots of money +handled, and I must know who I'm turning the shop over to. And--do +you know Danish?" + +Mr. Motto did not always speak grammatically. + +"No--M'neer." + +"What! Nor Danish, either? But Danish sailors come in here to buy +tobacco, and then you need to speak Danish. In a business like this +here you must know all languages. That's the main thing--otherwise +your cake's dough! I've even had Greeks to come in here." + +Walter's heart gave a jump. What heroic deeds might they not do on +such occasions! + +"Yes, Greeks; but they were drunk and wanted a smoke for nothing. We +don't do it that way. The main thing is to look out for the +little things. Otherwise your cake's dough, you understand. Yes, +in business you must know all languages, otherwise you can't talk +to the customers. That's the main thing. But that will be all right +if your parents can deposit a caution. Sometimes there are at least +ten florins in the cash-drawer, you know; and in business a man must +have security. That's the main thing. Otherwise your cake's dough; +you can see that for yourself." + +"My father is dead," said Walter, as if that fact rendered the cash +security unnecessary. He didn't know anything else to say. + +"That so? Dead! Yes, it often happens. Dead? All right! But haven't +you a mother who can pay for you?" + +"I--will--ask--her," Walter stammered. + +"Certainly. Ask her right away; for you know in business things +are done in a hurry. Said, done! That's the main thing. Otherwise +your cake's dough. Here is another shop, and you will have work to +do in there, too--if your mother can put up the money. That's the +main thing." + +Mr. Motto conducted Walter into the circulating library. On three sides +of the room were bookcases reaching to the rather low ceiling. For the +rest, the place was provided with a ladder to be used in gathering +such fruits of literature as hung out of reach. And then there was +a big, thick book, in which the diligent and reliable young man of +Protestant faith was to enroll the names of the people who paid a +dubbeltje a week for a book. It's cheaper now. + +"You see," said Mr. Motto, "that is the book, so to say the great +book. You understand bookkeeping, don't you?" + +Unfortunately Walter had to admit that he had not yet studied that +branch. + +"Nor bookkeeping, either? Boy! that's the main thing in business. If +a man can't do that his cake's dough. It's very simple. You write down +who takes out a book, with the day and date and street and number. And +when they bring the book back you drawn a line through it; and you've +got a pretty kettle of fish if you don't do it. When you don't know +the people you must----" + +"Ask for a deposit!" cried Walter quickly, rejoiced that he knew +something. It's doubtful if he knew what he was to draw the line +through. + +"Yes, a deposit. A florin a week for a volume. Then, you understand, +when a volume's gone, the cake's dough with that volume. Later I will +explain to you everything about the cigars and tobacco; but first +I must know whether your mother--ask her right away! And now I've +explained everything to you at least half a dozen times. For there's +no lack of boys that want to go into business; but when it comes to +Moses and the Prophets--then they set the bow-sails. And that's the +main thing. Otherwise you look a little delicate, but I must know +first if your mother can deposit a caution. Adieu!" + +Walter went home in a peculiar frame of mind. At first the family +did not think favorably of that "cash security." Stoffel, however, +had often heard of such things, and negotiations were opened with +the said firm. It was finally agreed that a deposit of one hundred +florins should be made, for which the firm agreed to pay 3 1/2% +interest. Juffrouw Pieterse was not quite satisfied with this, as +she was accustomed to getting 4%; but "one must do something for +one's children." + +Stoffel, who represented the Pieterses in these negotiations, was +surprised that he never got to see more than the first half of +the firm--or, better, the first third. He even took the liberty +of remarking on the peculiar circumstance, when he learned that +the "Co." was merely ornamental, while "Business" existed only in +Mr. Motto's imagination. In fact that handsome and worthy gentleman +alone constituted the "responsible business firm," and like an Atlas +carried on his broad shoulders all the responsibilities incident to +such a complicated and extensive undertaking. It was quite natural +that he should desire to put a part of the burden on the back of some +diligent, reliable Protestant boy, who could furnish cash security. For +that was "the main thing." + +On the library side Walter developed a diligence against which only +one thing could be urged: it was prejudicial to the tobacco industry +adjoining. If he had smoked as much as he read, he would have made +himself sick; and even his reading wasn't the best thing in the world +for his health. + +He devoured everything indiscriminately--whether ripe or green. Most +of that literary fruit was green. In a short time he was able to +foretell the fate of the hero with a certainty that would have piqued +the author. The cleverest literary craftsman couldn't let the poor +orphan boy be as poor as a church mouse for ten pages, but that +Walter would see the flashing of the stars and knightly crucifixes +with which he was to be decked out on the last page. One might think +this would cause him to lose interest in the book; but, no! He was +constant to the end--to the official triumph. For him it would have +been a sin to call to the Saxons and Normans a second too soon: +"See if Ivanhoe isn't going to smash that big-mouthed Sir Brian de +Bois-Guilbert!" And all the time he felt as if he were--Ivanhoe? No, +as if he were the deity, who must give the hero strength to overcome +that infamous scoundrel, Brian de Bois-Guilbert. + +Then all at once the door-bell would ring, and the magnanimous Walter +would have to occupy himself with things less chivalrous. + +The only thing he could do in such moments was to weigh accurately, +and not give anybody a cigar from the "tens" instead of from +the "eights." Such conscienciousness, however, was futile, for +in the cigar-boxes were cigars that ought to have been called +"twenties." Mr. Motto said that the customers were usually drunk, +and that it was all right to give them cabbage leaves to smoke. "You +must size up your customer. That's the main thing." + +This was something Walter never could learn. With him, ten was ten, +eight eight--no matter who the customer was. To take an unfair +advantage, or tell a lie never occurred to him. From fear or +embarrassment he might possibly tell an untruth; but if he had been +asked a second time---- + +As strange as it may seem, this aversion to lying and deception +was nourished by the books he read. The brave knight fought till he +was victorious, or dead. Only the fatally wounded surrendered. All +this had Walter's hearty endorsement: He would not have acted +differently. The beautiful heroine was loved by everybody; and the +rejected suitors died of despair, or joined some desperate band. All +quite proper. The good remained steadfast, in spite of the Devil and +all his machinations--yes, in spite of tedium. Once selected by the +author to be a high-toned, moral hero--then spotless garments! Walter +wondered if such a one could have a pain in the stomach, or suffer +other inconvenience. Certainly not in books! + +He did not know that such perfection was humbug. He was satisfied +when the characters in such novels did what was required of them by +the author. The villains were always betraying somebody; the heroes +killed everything that got in their way; and the beautiful virgins +charmed everybody. Even God, the God of romance, did his duty much +better than--but that's another detail. + +Yesterday on the Zeedyk a big boy had beaten a little fellow. That +ought to happen in a book. How all the knights would have come +running! Walter, too, was going to--but how could he help it if his +employer called him back? "What in the devil have you got to do with +that? Your work is here in the store. You attend to your own business +now, and don't mix yourself in other people's brawls. That's the +main thing!" + +As a rule of conduct, this was not just what Walter was used to in +his novels. + +Despite such interruptions he continued his reading. He was almost +ready to begin on the last section of books, when he came to the +store one morning and found everything locked up and under seal. + +The worthy Mr. Motto, it seems, had gone to America, as a sailor; +and doubtless that was the "main thing." The unfortunate owner of the +two snuff-vases had a big law suit over them. The point was whether +they were a part of the assets, or not. + +On the Zeedyk at Amsterdam such processes must be tried according +to Roman law; but as the Romans did not use snuff there is nothing +said about "Rappee" in the Roman laws. The writer doesn't know how +the matter finally turned out. It is to be hoped that everybody got +what was coming to him. + +Juffrouw Pieterse, however, did not recover her hundred florins; and, +as usual, she groaned: "There's always trouble with this boy." + +Walter couldn't help her. He had his own troubles: he had been cruelly +interrupted in his reading. Of course the mysterious parentage of +the young robber was perfectly clear to him; but still one likes to +see whether one has guessed correctly, or not. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + + +"Do you think stivers grow on my back?" asked the mother the next +day. "You still don't earn a doit! Do you have to buy tobacco for +old soldiers?" + +Walter had nothing to say. Recently his mother had given him a shilling +to give to Holsma's maid. Walter neglected to do this, and spent one +stiver of the money on snuff for an old soldier. + +The mother continued her tirade, making use of the word "prodigue," +prodigal. + +"No, mother," said Stoffel, "that isn't it. He's behind in +everything. He doesn't know yet how to handle money, that's it!" + +"Yes. He doesn't know how to handle money! All the other children at +his age--when they have a stiver they either save it or buy themselves +something. And he--what does he do? He goes and gives it away! Boy, +boy, will you never learn any sense?" + +Walter was cut to the quick by the accusation of wastefulness and +prodigality. In his eyes a prodigal was somebody, a man! "Prodigue, +prodigue," he murmured. He knew the word. + +In one of the bedrooms hung a series of crude, highly colored pictures +illustrating the story of the prodigal son. The pictures were French; +and a study of the titles convinced the family that "prodigue" could +mean nothing but prodigal in the worst sense, i. e., "lost." Stoffel +had maintained this proposition against one of his colleagues, till +that one drew a lexicon on him. + +After much argument it was decided to compromise on the "mistake" +in the French Bible by allowing "prodigue" to have sometimes the +meaning of "extravagant." Those pictures had afforded Walter much +food for thought. + +First picture: The "lost" or prodigal son tells his father +good-bye. The old gentleman wears a purple coat. Very pretty--but the +prodigal himself! A mantle floated about his shoulders--it seemed to +be windy in the colonnade. It was princely; and his turkish trousers +were of pure gold. At his side was a bent sabre, and on his head a +turban, with a stone in it--certainly onyx, or sardonox, or a pearl, +or a precious stone--or whatever it might be! + +The old gentleman seemed to be out of humor; but no wonder--all those +loaded camels, and the slaves, and all the accessories for that long, +long journey! A negro, as black as pitch, was holding a horse by +the rein. Another negro was holding the stirrup, and seemed to say: +"Off to the Devil; prodigal, get on!" + +What boy wouldn't have been a prodigal son? The bent sabre alone was +worth the sin. + +Second picture: Hm--hm. Wicked, wicked! Why, certainly; but not for +Walter, who in his innocence attached no importance to the extravagant +dresses of the "Juffrouwen." It was sufficient that all were eating +and drinking bountifully, and that they were in good spirits and +enjoying themselves. How prettily one of the girls, in glossy silk, +was leaning over the shoulder of the "lost" one! How much nicer to be +lost than found!--anyway, that was the impression the feast made on +Walter. The true purpose of the picture--to deter people from a life of +dissoluteness--escaped Walter entirely. Perhaps he knew what it meant; +but in his heart he felt that it meant something else. What attracted +him most was not the food and drink, under which the table "groaned," +nor the sinful sensuality painted on the faces of the ladies. It was +the freedom and unconventionality of the company that charmed him. In +order to emphasize the idea of prodigality, the painter had allowed +some big dogs to upset an open cask of wine. + +The wine was streaming, and straying away as if it were the lost +sinner. This pleased Walter immensely. None of the guests seemed to +notice such a small trifle, not even the waiters. This ought to have +happened just once in the Pieterse home--and even if it were only a +stein of beer! + +The artist says to himself, Do you suppose I didn't foresee the +seductive influence of such a picture? The next one makes it all right! + +Well, maybe so. + +Third picture: Magnificent. How romantic this wilderness! Oh, to +sit there on that boulder and stare into the immeasurable depths of +the universe--alone! + +To think, think, think! + +No schoolmaster, no mother, brother, or anyone to say what he +must do with his heart, with his time, with his elbows, or with his +breeches! That's the way Walter saw it. The young man there didn't even +have on breeches; and he looked as if he wouldn't have been ashamed +to stretch himself out on his back, with his arms over his head, and +watch with wide-open eyes the passing of the moon and stars. Walter +asked himself what he would think of when he had founded such an +empire of solitude. + +Hm! Femke could sit on the boulder with him. Prodigal son--oh, +sin divine with her! He was surprised that in the whole Bible there +was only one prodigal son. Of all sins this seemed to him the most +seductive. + +And the desert was so--endurable. There were trees in it, which one +could climb, when one really got lost, or use to build a nice little +cabin--for Femke, of course. + +The prodigal in the picture didn't seem to have thought of all +that. Why wasn't the Juffrouw in green silk with him? She will come +soon, Walter said to himself. Perhaps she's not quite through with +her prodigality. If she would only hurry up and come! He longs for +her. But that is the only annoyance that a genuine prodigal takes +with him from the profane world into that capital wilderness. + +It must be remarked in passing, however, that the hogs with which +that picture was equipped looked ugly. The pious artist had made them +shield-bearers of sin, and had supplied their physiognomies with all +kinds of horrible features. And, too, the trough looked dirty. + +If it happens to me, said Walter, I'll take sheep with me; and Femke +can card the wool. + +The artist ought to admit that even this third picture is inadequate +to inspire a proper disgust for prodigality. + +And the fourth one? No better. + +The old gentleman is excessively friendly. We are again in the +colonnade, where the camels have just waited so patiently. One of the +slaves clasps his hands and looks toward heaven--because he's glad, +of course, that little Walter has come back. + +He? The real Walter? Returned home, and friendly received in his high +rank of a "has-been" and "recovered" prodigal? Oh, no! + +And that fatted calf! In direct opposition to the custom that was +familiar to Walter! It worried the boy. Juffrouw Pieterse never +slaughtered anything. She ran a weekly account with Keesje's father; +and even a roast was a rarity. + +There was no prospect of a fatted calf, whether he became a prodigal +or not. But that didn't keep the rank of a prodigal from being higher +than that of a stupid boy who didn't know how to handle money. + +He was encouraged to think that he was indebted to his friendly +enemy, Juffrouw Laps, for something. She always cited the Bible, +and spoke continually of feeding swine. Walter wanted to answer: +"That's very nice, Juffrouw Laps, but can't it be sheep this time?" + +He knew very well that she had never had any passion for carding, +and consequently was not interested in that blue muffler, which would +be so becoming to Femke's favorite sheep. + +But she assured him that he was a prodigal; and that was enough. + +"That's what I've always said!" replied Juffrouw Pieterse. "What +does he do but squander his mother's money? If that man wants snuff, +let him buy it. The king pays him. I have to work too hard for my +money. Don't I, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother; but it's only childishness in Walter!" + +"Childishness! That's what I call it." + +"No it isn't!" cried the pious Laps. "He's on the straight road to +the trough of Luke 15. He will eat husks! Do you think the Master +doesn't carry out his parables? Just send him to me. The pastors are +to blame for it. They don't explain the Bible. Send him to me." + +"If I only knew how he gets such things into his head!" + +"You don't know? It's arrogance!" + +She spoke the truth. + +"Arrogance, Arrogance pure and simple--just as it was in Belshazzar, +or Sennacherib, or Nebuchadnezzar." + +How thankful Walter was! If at this moment he had had a letter to +write--preferably to Femke--he would have boasted of being as wicked +as three old kings put together. + +"Arrogance!" repeated Juffrouw Laps. "Gold on top, iron in the middle, +and feet of clay. The Master will overthrow him. Send him to me." + +This invitation to turn over the royal villain to her for religious +instruction was repeated so often that it was necessary to give her +an answer. + +"But, dear Juffrouw, the boy don't want to. He's stubborn; and what +can one do with such a child?" + +Walter knew that his mother was not quite truthful; but, after his +former experience with his friendly enemy, he found it desirable to +keep quiet. When pressed, however, for an explanation he said: + +"The man wanted snuff, and nobody would give him any; so I----" + +Juffrouw Laps knew enough. Walter was as good as her prisoner: she +now knew exactly how to take his fortifications, if they could be +taken at all. + +"If he doesn't want to come to me, don't compel him," she said sweetly +on leaving. "To force him won't do any good. Let him exercise his own +pleasure. I'm afraid you pick at the child too much, anyway. What an +awful fuss we've made over a stiver!" + +"That's what I say, too," replied the mother. "It looks as if we +begrudged him the money! We could have spared another stiver, and we +wouldn't have missed it, would we, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother, but it's time for Walter----" + +"Goodness, what a hullaballoo to raise about a few pinches of +snuff! The Master will repay it seven times seventy times. Whatever +ye have done to the least of my brothers----" + +With this consoling passage on her lips she took her leave of the +astonished family. + +Yes, it wasn't so easy to see through Juffrouw Laps! + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + + +In his efforts to reconcile the various conflicting authorities +contesting for supremacy in his soul, Walter threw himself into a +severe spell of blues. He was not conscious of the contrast between +the world of his high-flown fancy and the earthy environment of his +home-life. The sympathetic care which he should have received after +his illness had not fallen to his lot. + +He felt dejected. + +"Femke!" he thought; and he longed for her fresh healthy face, +for her pure, unselfish glance, for her friendly smile. The Fancy +that had led him away to the stars in search of his misty sister had +got lodged on that girl of the Amsterdam lowlands, Femke--with her +unpoetical length, breadth, thickness, and weight. + +"I am going to see her," he cried. "I will! And if Mrs. Claus asks +me about worms a dozen times, it's all the same to me; I am going to +see her!" + +Walter reached the house and knocked. "Come in!" someone called. This +was a little sudden, for it took some time to get hold of the +latch. But Walter did it. Perhaps he was thinking of Missolonghi. + +The Turks that he saw now were not revolting in appearance. They were +unarmed and did not murder a single baby. + +But--Femke was not in the party. + +Mrs. Claus was at the wash-tub, while Father Jansen was quietly +smoking. + +"Is that you, young man? Very nice! That's the young man who gave +Femke the picture, you remember, father?" + +The father nodded to him kindly and smoked away, without manifesting +any special Godliness. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I wanted to----" + +"Very nice of you! Won't you have a slice of bread and butter? And how +is your mother? Is she better now? She was sick, wasn't she? That's +a good boy, father. Femke said so. Is your mother better again? It +was fever, wasn't it? or apoplexy--or what was it then?" + +"Oh, no! Juffrouw." + +"You mustn't call me Juffrouw. I am only a wash-woman. Everyone must +stay in his own class, mustn't he, father? Well, it's all the better; +I thought she had been sick. It must have been somebody else. One +has so much to think of. Do you like cheese?" + +The good woman prepared a slice of bread and butter, with cheese. If +Trudie could have seen it, she would have fainted. In the "citizen's +class," such and such a sub-class, according to Pennewip, is found +a certain scantiness that does not obtain in the common laboring +class. In the matter of eating, laborers, who do not invest their +money in Geneva, are not troubled so much by "good form" as people +who give their children French names. + +Walter had never seen such a slice of bread. He didn't know whether he +ought to bite through the width, or the thickness. The bit of cheese +gave him his cue. + +He liked Mrs. Claus much better this time. And Father Jansen, too; +even if he wasn't like Walter had imagined him to be. + +He had never conceived a preacher as being anything else but a very +supernatural and spiritual and celestial sort of person. Father Jansen +didn't seem to be that kind of a man at all. + +He visited the sheep of his fold, especially the plain people, not +to make a display of beneficence--for he had nothing, but because he +was happiest among simple people. He was fond of bread and butter of +the Mrs. Claus variety. For the rest, he said mass, preached about +sin, catechised, confirmed, absolved, and did whatever needed to be +done. He performed the functions of his office, and did not think +it at all strange that he should have gone into the church, while +his brother in Nordbrabant succeeded to the business of his father, +who was a farrier and inn-keeper. + +"And what are you going to be?" he asked Walter; "for everybody in the +world must be something. Wouldn't you like to be a bookbinder? That's +a good trade." + +"I was--I was in business, M'neer; and I'm going back to business." + +"That's good, my boy. You may get rich. Especially here in Amsterdam; +for Amsterdam is a commercial city." + +Walter wanted to add: "The greatest commercial city of Europe." But +he was abashed by the--worldliness of Father Jansen's talk. He didn't +find it disagreeable: he was merely surprised at it. + +"A boy like you ought to eat a lot. You look pale. My brother can bend +a horseshoe. What do you say to that? Have you ever eaten our Brabant +bread? Ham isn't bad, either. A person that doesn't eat enough gets +weak. I always eat two slices of bread and butter whenever I'm here +at Mrs. Claus's; but I'm not nearly so strong as my brother. You +ought to see the Vucht fair. That's a great time." + +Walter was more than surprised to hear such talk from a preacher: he +was almost pleased. He had never received such charming messages from +heaven. Of course they came from heaven, those friendly words uttered +in Brabant dialect between the puffs of Father Jansen's pipe. This +man in a priest's coat chattered away as if there were no such thing +in the world as God, Grace, and Hell--especially the latter. He was +as happy as a child in telling about the strength of his brother, +the horseshoer. It was his business to lead the world to eternal +happiness; and he liked thick slices of bread and butter with cheese. + +Walter had never had religious things opened up to him so +delightfully. He felt encouraged to speak: + +"M'neer, I would like to know who God is!" + +Father Jansen started, and looked at Walter as if he hadn't clearly +understood the question. + +"Yes--that's very praiseworthy in you. You must----" + +"But, father," cried Mrs. Claus, "the child isn't in the church! Are +you?"--to Walter. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I have been confirmed." + +"To be sure, to be sure, but----" + +"On the Noordermarkt!" + +"Well, you see he's in the church all right." + +The good woman didn't have the heart--or else she had too much +heart--to tell the father that it wasn't the right church. + +"Whoever wants to get acquainted with God," said Father Jansen, +"must study diligently." + +"To be sure," said Mrs. Claus, "the articles of faith. You ought to +hear my Femke repeat them. It's a pleasure, isn't it, father? She's +my only child, but--she's a girl worth having!" + +"Yes, Femke is an excellent girl. I don't have any trouble with her." + +The father spoke in a business-like manner; and he meant it that +way. The spots on Femke's soul were easily removed. He praised Femke +as a cook would praise a kitchen-pot. + +Father Jansen had still more praise for Femke: she had patched his +drawers so nicely. + +Oh, Fancy! + +The mention of this fact did not touch Walter's Êsthetic feelings. With +him there were other considerations. Fancy was used to seeing +everything nude--fathers, humanity--so there was no difficulty here. + +Walter was sixteen years old, already a little man--why must Femke +patch drawers for this father! + +"Yes," said the mother. "Femke is clever at patching. If you've got +anything else that needs mending, just send it over." + +Walter was warm. If it had been collars, socks, waistcoats, or--well, +if it had to be something questionable--if it had only been trousers! + +"Just send it over, and if Femke isn't here----" + +"Where is she going to be?" thought Walter. + +"Then I will attend to it myself. I can do it neatly." + +Thank God! Dear, good, magnificent Mrs. Claus! Do it, do it yourself, +and leave Femke where she is. + +But--where was she? + +Thus Walter's thoughts; but what did he say?--the hypocrite, the +budding man. + +"Yes, indeed, Mrs. Claus, I had almost forgotten to ask where your +daughter Femke is." + +"Femke? She's at my niece's, where the girl is sick. You know we're +of good family. Femke is looking after my niece's children." + +Walter didn't have the courage to ask where this niece lived, so he +assumed a look of contentment. + +After much waiting and twisting and turning on his chair, Walter +finally left the house with Father Jansen. He had not yet learned +how to end a visit: some people never learn it. + +"Don't you want to do me a favor?" said the good man. "Then walk on +my right side. I'm deaf here"--pointing to his left ear. + +"I will tell you how it happened. When I was a little boy--are you +a good climber?" + +"No, M'neer!" + +"Well, I am! In the whole of Vucht there wasn't a boy who could +climb as well as I could. Do you know what I did once? I climbed up +and slipped a flower-pot from a third-story window. And--my priest +wasn't in a good humor at all! He didn't want to accept me till I had +returned that flower-pot; and then I had to go and beg the old woman's +pardon. And she herself went to the priest to intercede for me. Then +he accepted me. But I got twenty 'confiteors'--oh, he was severe! + +"But I was going to tell you why I'm deaf in the left ear. + +"In one of the seminaries was a student--he's a canonicus in the Rhine +country, and will get to be a cardinal, perhaps pope, for--he was +very sly! I will tell you, his name was--Rake; but, you understand, +his name was really something else. This Rake was a mean rascal; but he +was never punished, because he was careful. See if he doesn't get to be +a cardinal, or pope! You ought to hear him quote from the Vulgate. He +could rattle away for three hours and never made a mistake." * * * + +"Are you perfectly crazy, boy, or what is the matter with you? Walking +with a priest! What in the name of the Lord are you thinking about? Go +in the house--quick! Jesu, what troubles I have with that child!" + +With these words Juffrouw Pieterse broke off Walter's acquaintance +with Father Jansen for this time. + +The way that the father and Walter had taken led them directly by +Walter's home. Juffrouw Pieterse, who was haggling with a Jew over the +price of a basket of potatoes, narrowly escaped a stroke of apoplexy +when she saw them together. + +"With a priest!--Stoffel! Come down quick--that boy is walking with +a priest!" + +Tears rose in Walter's eyes. He had found Father Jansen a good man, +and was grieved that that gentleman should meet with such a reception. + +It is to be hoped that those rude words were received by his left +ear. In fact, this seemed to be the case, for when Walter said that +he was at home now and that his mother was calling him, Father Jansen +answered kindly: + +"So? You live there? Then I will tell you the next time why I am so +deaf in my left ear--entirely deaf, you understand!" + +Thank God, Walter thought, and wiped away his tears. In his eyes his +mother had committed a sin so grave that about fifty "confiteors" +would be necessary for its expiation. + +"Oh, yes. I was going to tell you----" + +With these words Father Jansen turned around again. He continued: +"The flower-pot of the old lady, Juffrouw Dungelaar, you know--it +wasn't for the flowers, you understand, nor for the pot, but only +because I could climb so well. Otherwise--one mustn't take anything +away, even if it is so high up. Adieu, young man!" + +After giving Juffrouw Pieterse a friendly greeting that she did not +deserve, the man continued on his way. + +Stoffel said that to walk with a priest was "simply preposterous." + +"As if he were crazy!" said Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Yes," agreed Stoffel, "but it's because he has nothing to do but +loaf around. If that keeps up, he will never amount to anything." + +True, Walter was loafing around; but he was not idle. His activities +brought nothing palpable to light, still he was building up the inner +life in a manner of which Stoffel had no idea. + +"Of course!" said the mother. "He must have work. If he were only +willing to be a compositor! or an apprentice in the shoe-business. To +make shoes--that he shall never do." + +"This running with priests comes only from idleness, mother. Do I +run with priests? Never. Why not? Because I have to go to my school +every day!" + +"Yes, Stoffel, you go to your school every day." + +"Besides, there are good priests. There was Luther, for instance. He +was a sort of priest. What did he do?" + +"Yes, I know. He reformed the people." + +"He made them Lutherans, mother; but that's almost the same thing. One +mustn't be narrow-minded." + +"That's what I say, Stoffel, people ought not to be so +narrow-minded. What difference does it make what a person's religion +is, just so he's upright, and not a Roman Catholic!" + +When Walter told Father Jansen that he "was in business," and that +he was "going back to business," he spoke better than he himself +knew. He did go back to business. + +Through a leather-dealer, who, speaking commercially, was in close +touch with shoes that came from Paris, Walter got a position with a +firm whose "responsibility" was somewhat less apocryphal than that of +Messrs. Motto, Business & Co. He was to begin his new apprenticeship +in the offices of Messrs. Ouwetyd & Kopperlith, a firm of world-wide +reputation. + +However, before he was to enter upon his new duties, all sorts of +things were destined to happen, with the tendency to make Walter +appear as a "hero of romance," which he wasn't at all. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + + +It was Thursday. Stoffel came home with the important news that the +king--I don't know what king--had arrived in the city unexpectedly +and would visit the theatre that evening. Everything and everybody +was in a commotion; for in republican countries much importance is +given to pomp and title. + +This time curiosity was more wrought up than usual. Many foreign +princes, including an emperor, were visiting the king; and these +distinguished personages would follow the court to Amsterdam, coming +from The Hague, Utrecht and Haarlem. To put it tamely, it was to be +a great occasion. + +That republican populace was to get to see the countenance and +coat-tails not only of their tyrant, but also the countenances and +coat-tails of many other tyrants, not to mention female tyrants. + +The old doughnut women on the "Dam," which the city rented to them as +a market-place, were threatening to bring suit against the city. They +felt that it was hard to have to pay rent for the fresh air, day after +day, with the prospect of selling a few doughnuts to the youth of +the street, and now be run out because his majesty wanted to exhibit +himself to the people from the balcony of the old City Hall. + +Why shouldn't the old women be seen at their accustomed places? Must +the doughnut industry be carried on secretly? Was it for fear of +imitations and unprincely competition? Or was it to keep the old +women from seeing the king? + +At any rate, the whole kit of them had to leave. At most, they could +only mix with the crowd incognito, and afterwards might join in +the prearranged "Long live the King!" or somebody else, as the case +might be. + +It is really remarkable that princes die. Seemingly the "vivats" +are of no avail. + +The crowd was especially large, on account of the many majesties and +highnesses who had gathered about the tyrant. + +Among the number was the Prince of Caramania, who had especial claims +upon the sympathy of the people, so all the newspapers said. One of +his ancestors had been a captain in the service of the state and had, +therefore, spilt his blood for the freedom of the Netherlands. + +This blood, and perhaps the freedom as well, was newspaper +arabesque. It was certain, however, that the prince wore a green +coat with gold frogs; and upon his head he had a big plume. It was, +therefore, quite proper for the crowd to cry occasionally "Long live +the Prince of Caramania!" + +Among the eminent gentlemen was a certain duke, who, by reason of his +virtues, had got himself banished from his country. The man was thrifty +and economical, though without neglecting himself. Nevertheless, +the rabble had dethroned him and sent him across the border with a +bushel of diamonds. Of these diamonds he was now to display a few +dozen in the shape of coat-buttons and the like. The newspapers gave +the crowd their cue accordingly. They were to cry: "Long live the +Duke with his diamonds!" + +Princess Erika was the niece of the king, and was to marry the +crown-prince of a great empire, which was indebted to the Netherlands +for its prominence. The newspapers gave the assurance that this empire +would pay off the national debt of the Netherlands if the people +would only put enough enthusiasm into a "Long live Princess Erika!" + +The old Countess-palatine of Aetolia was descended directly from +a certain knight who treated his hostlers like princes. In this +case it was not inappropriate for a republican populace to ask for +a prolongation of her ladyship's life. The cry was: "Long live the +Countess-palatine of Aetolia!" + +The Grand-duke of Ysland was the handsome grandson of a shopman. His +merits would fill three columns of fine print. The man was a master +of the type-case himself, and by exerting himself could even set up +his own name. The newspapers said that having safely passed an ocean +of pitfalls, he had now perfected himself as the brother-in-law of +a demi-god. Therefore, whoever had the interest of his country at +heart could not afford to fail to bellow at the top of his voice: +"Long live the Grand-duke of Ysland!" + +There were still more potentates and ladies of quality who had honored +Amsterdam with a visit. They had heard that the city was la VÈnise +du Nord, that it was tres interessant, tres interessant! etc. + +And the Holland herrings! DÈlicieux! Unfortunately the Netherlanders +didn't know how to cook them; they must be baked. + +And the Holland school of painting! Rambr‡nn--magnifique! + +There were still other good things in Holland, as their highnesses +testified with patronizing kindness. + +"Il parait qu'un certain WondËle a Ècrit des choses, des choses--mais +des choses--passablement bien!" + +And the dikes! And the Katwyk sluice--gigantesque! + +Whatever spare time they might have after making cheese and cooking +herrings, the Holland people liked to devote to fighting the +elements. After skating and racing this was the favorite recreation +of the nation. + +I can assure the reader that the aristocratic party took their +departure thoroughly satisfied with our country. The only person who +received quite a different impression--but I will not anticipate the +feelings of our hero. Even a writer has his duties. + +The first evening everything was to be illuminated. Two hundred +and fifty thousand candles were to proclaim the enthusiasm of the +people. Two hundred and fifty thousand fiery tongues were to cry: +"Hosanna! Blessed be he who comes in the name of----" In whose +name? Hosanna for whom? For what? + +Well, that was a matter of indifference to the people. They knew +that there was something doing, that there was a crowd, and that +was enough. People are somewhat like children, who amuse themselves +immensely in the confusion of a "moving," of a death, or of anything +that causes commotion and excitement. + +Walter had got permission to see the illumination. Unconsciously +he assumed that stupid expression which is obligatory on such +occasions. He listened to the conversation of those about him. + +"That's what I call illuminating! Nine candles for such a big house!" + +"Twelve!" cried another. + +"No, nine." + +"Twelve!" + +"Nine!" + +"Three--three--three--and three. Look there are twelve, or I can't +count." + +"No, the three above don't count. That story is rented. I know it." + +"Well--if you mean it that way. I only said that four times three +are twelve. What do you say, Hannes?" + +Hannes found the calculation correct. + +"How long will the candles burn?" + +"Till about one o'clock, I suppose." + +"I don't believe it!" + +"Well, I do!" + +"But I don't!----" + +"Have you been in the Sukkelgracht?" + +"Oh, it isn't pretty there." + +"You think so? Prettier than here." + +"Oh, no!" + +"Yes, it is!----" + +"Look there; there's a verse." + +"Yes, a verse. Can you read it?" + +"Certainly! Let me see, what is it?" + +"I can read it, too." + +"It's about 'illustrious blood'----" + +"Yes, and 'our country,' and 'dedicated to honor and virtue.'" + +"And 'his illustrious blood'----" + +"No, there it stands--'torn from the barbarians'----" + +"That comes later. 'Illustrious blood'----" + +"Of Holland's hero----" + +"Welcome, hero!" + +"I wonder if the king looks at the candles. Do you suppose he reads +such verses and copies them?" + +"Oh, he has his ministers for that." + +"Or generals. He has seen or read about lots of nice things." + +"As nice as here?" + +"Why, of course!" + +"I don't believe it." + +"Well, I do." + +"Do you know what I think? He likes to look at the lights too." + +"You think so?" + +"Yes." + +"No, you don't believe that." + +"Don't crowd so!" + +"I can't help it. They're crowding me." + +"The people are pushing and shoving as if they were crazy." + +"Did you ever see the like? You know what I think? Kalver Street +ought to be as wide again as it is." + +"Yes, as wide again. The street's too narrow." + +"That's why everybody's scroudging so." + +There was much truth in this. Pressure was high. People were mashed +and squeezed together. Those who, by reason of a lack of avoirdupois, +were less firmly attached to the ground, were lifted bodily. Walter +hung suspended in mid-air and looked over the heads of men much taller +than he. + +"Are you walking on stilts?" asked a big fat woman, whose hips had +come into collision with Walter's knees. "Well, that's something." + +The pressure was increasing. It seemed that the fat woman would soon +have Walter on her shoulder, like a gun; while Walter was thinking +that soon he would be roaming over the country like a knight. No one +was looking at the candles now. People were finding their amusement +in crowding and being crowded. + +No, Kalver Street ought not to be widened. For, properly understood, +this crowding and pushing and shoving was the nicest part of the +whole business. + +How tedious it would have been quietly to watch those two hundred +and fifty thousand candles from some comfortable position. + +Our little man lay on the heads and shoulders of his brothers. Like +some aspirants to a throne, he threw himself upon the masses. But he +was beginning to feel generally uncomfortable. He wanted to hold on +fast to something, or somebody--to somebody's ears, or nose. That, +however, did not suit the masses. They didn't mind being squeezed; +but they didn't like to be held on to. + +Crash! + +Don't let the reader be alarmed. Walter had not burst under the strain; +but the pressure of the crowd had broken in the double doors of a +cafÈ! The irruption was terrible. The way the crowd streamed in might +be compared to the flow of molten lava. Walter described a parabolic +curve and landed on a table, without suffering any damage. + +"Walter Pieterse!" cried the astonished party sitting around the table. + +"Have you hurt yourself, Walter?" + +No, he hadn't hurt himself; but he was rigid with surprise. Firstly, +over his ascent; secondly, over his aÎrial journey; then over his +descent among all kinds of glassware; and, finally--and that was not +the least surprising thing--he was surprised to find himself all at +once in the bosom of the Holsma family. + +It was Sietske who asked him if he was hurt. + +All the glasses, both great and small, were broken; but Walter was +still in one piece. Uncle Sybrand helped him to his feet. It wasn't +easy, for the press was great. However, Walter's size facilitated +matters. + +The proprietor couldn't reach the scene of action, but he was able +to make his voice heard to the effect that everything broken must be +paid for. From other tables came the noise of more breaking glass. The +man was desperate. He cursed kings and masses indiscriminately. + +"One bottle of wine, three lemonades, six glasses!" cried Holsma, +assuming the responsibility for Walter's unintentional work of +destruction. + +Uncle Sybrand was holding up the money to pay for everything. + +"Oh, M'neer, I'm afraid to go home after this," cried Walter. "How +can I pay for that? And my mother----" + +In the noise and jumble Holsma did not understand; but Sietske +understood. + +"Sh!" she whispered. "Papa will pay for it all. Besides, I have money; +and William, too; and Hermann. Just be quiet." + +Walter still did not understand. When, under the protection of the +Holsmas, he was safe on the outside again, and the entire party had +escaped the mob by taking a side street, he reiterated that he did +dare show his face to his mother and Stoffel. + +"It doesn't make any difference about the money," said Holsma. "I +will attend to that. Why, boy, you're scared half to death. You're +shaking. Come along home with us where you can rest a bit and quiet +yourself." + +The distance, however, proved too short to have the desired quieting +effect on Walter. + +"My mother will be angry when I come home late." + +Holsma told him that a messenger should be sent to his mother at once, +so that she would know where he was. + +The doctor gave him a sedative and led him into a room adjoining that +in which the Holsma family were sitting. Walter was to walk up and +down the room till he felt better; but he soon got tired of this and +did the very thing that he was not to do; he sat down on a sofa and +fell asleep. + +Whether, in general, it is a good thing to keep in motion after a +fright--that I do not know. Walter, on the contrary, always felt the +need of sleep under such circumstances; and this remedy, with which +nature provided him, usually restored his mental equilibrium. Perhaps, +after all, it wasn't real sleep: he merely dreamed. + +Again he was lifted up, higher and higher, borne by strong hands. A +man bit him in the hand. The fact was he had scratched his hand on +a refractory horsehair, which had become tired of acting as stuffing +for a sofa-pillow. + +An angry woman assailed him with abuse. Stupid? Not stupid? We, the +masses? She let him fall. But he fell in Sietske's lap; and there +wasn't a single sliver of glassware. + +He was happy--but the horsehair scratched him again. Then he heard +a voice. Was he still dreaming? Yes, dreaming again of soaring and +falling. There was Femke. + +Of course there had to be something about her in his dream, and about +bleaching the clothes. Father Jansen was there, too, exhibiting to +the stars the particular garment that Femke had patched. Orion and +the Great Bear admired this specimen of her handiwork. Walter did not. + +"Did you do it yourself?" he heard Sietske asking in the next room. "Or +couldn't you get through the crowd?" + +"No, it was impossible to get through such a mob. I turned it over +to the man with the peddler's wagon." + +What was that? Walter sat up. Father Jansen was gone; Orion, too; +and the clouds, and the "masses"; but--that voice! + +He heard it again. + +"I know him very well--oh, so well! He's a good boy." This he heard +Femke say! + +He jumped up and ran into the room where the Holsmas were. He saw +a triangular piece of a woman's dress disappear through the door; +then the door closed. + +He didn't have the courage--or was something else beside courage +necessary to ask, "Is that Femke?" + +On his way home that evening Walter did not suffer in the least +from the sensation of being borne through the air; or from anything +similar. He was on the earth, very much on the earth. He felt lowly. + +If he had only seen that bit of Femke's dress somewhere else, and +not at the Holsmas--not in that swell family; not in the company +of Sietske, who had so much money in her "savings-bank," nor in the +presence of the vain William, who was studying Latin! + +He was brave enough to feel ashamed of himself; and that's all I can +say in his favor. + +Let us now look at things from the point of view of Juffrouw +Pieterse. That lady was in the clouds. She was hoping that the +messenger who had brought her news of Walter had not been able to +find her flat at once. The idea of someone from Dr. Holsma's asking +for her through the neighborhood was decidedly pleasant. The longer +he might have had to inquire for her the better! + +"Of course he was at the grocer's," she said. "Such messengers +never know where they have to go. Of course he told that the 'young +gentleman' was staying at Dr. Holsma's! And such a man always +tattles; such people don't do anything but tattle. But, as far as +I'm concerned, everybody can know it. I only mean that such people +like to tattle. But--say, Walter, how did it happen that you went +with the family? You're a nice rascal. Stoffel, what do you say?" + +Stoffel made a serious face--as much as to say: "Hm! I'll have to +think over it. He's been up to something." + +"I met the Holsma family in Kalver Street," Walter said. He told +the truth; he had met the family in Kalver Street. But why didn't he +tell anything about the extraordinary circumstances under which he +met them? Ah--there's the rub! + +"Your back is so sticky!" complained Pietro, whose care it was to +look after the washing. + +The family rubbed, and felt, and smelt; and then they declared +unanimously that Walter's back had been guilty of absorbing all kinds +of sticky gases and liquids. + +"Really, it smells like lemon," said Trudie. + +"And like wine!" + +"And it's just coated with sugar. Boy, where have you been? Don't +you have any sense of shame? To go to visit such swell people with +lemon and sugar on your back! It's a disgrace, a disgrace." + +"There was such a crowd on the street." + +"That don't explain the wine on your back--nor the lemon--nor the +sugar. What say you, Trudie?" + +There was complete unanimity. Timid, as usual, Walter didn't have the +courage to tell everything. Nor would this have done any good. The +understanding of the Pieterse family was like a rusty lock that no key +will open. Walter knew this, and remembering former sad experiences, +allowed the storm to rage above his head. Unfortunately he, too, +in a sense, was rusty. His nobility of character had suffered; he +had been guilty of cowardice. + +He felt it. No minister could pray it away. Not even God himself +could revoke it. Everyone must act according to his conviction, +Mevrouw Holsma had said. He had not done this. + +A dog would have kissed the hem of Femke's garment, meeting her after +such a long separation. For it was she. Certainly it was Femke--or---- + +Oh, he was hunting for or's! + +Could it have been somebody else? It must have been somebody else. How +could Femke be at Dr. Holsma's? + +No, no, it was she! Didn't she say that she knew me? Didn't she speak +with the same voice that I heard when she called me a dear boy and +gave me the kiss at the bridge? + +She didn't know then what a coward I am! She wouldn't deny me and +betray me. She would say to everybody: That is Walter, my little +friend that I kissed that time, because he was so brave in fighting +off those boys! + +And I? Oh, help me God! + +No, God has nothing to do with it. I am a coward. I can't live +this way. + +He thought of suicide; and in this mood he spent that Thursday +night. He arose Friday morning with the firm determination to put an +end to his unworthy existence. + +Fortunately, just after breakfast he was put to work on a job that +is calculated to reconcile one with life. + +He had been tried and convicted, the verdict being unanimous. The +penalty was that he should wash his jacket till it was clean. He +entered upon the task with such enthusiasm that in an hour he was +running to his mother crying triumphantly: + +"Look, mother! You can't see a trace of it now!" + +This little conquest dispelled all the clouds that had darkened +his life. + +There are plenty of people who would gladly fall into a barrel of +lemonade if they only understood the salutary effects of cleaning +a coat. + +The poor unfortunate who has never washed his own clothes does not +know what life is. + +I will ask her pardon, thought Walter; and he pictured it all +to himself, wondering whether it would do for him to fall at her +feet at Holsma's, in the presence of the one who had delivered the +message. Finally, however, he quieted himself with the thought that +Femke would probably not be at the doctor's very long. He hoped to be +able then to settle the matter quietly, when only the two concerned +were present. This was not courageous, to be sure; but his punishment +was already on the way. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + + +The events of an eventful Friday were at an end, as it seemed; and +Walter prepared to climb into the narrow bedstead, which he shared with +his brother Laurens. He was now in a tranquil frame of mind. He didn't +even have any desire to romp with Laurens, who, without laying claim to +geometrical knowledge, usually managed to find the diagonal of the bed. + +It was Walter's intention to think over recent events again. He wished +to busy himself with others; he was tired of himself--at least he +thought so for a moment. + +There was a prince, who distributed money among the people. Oh, +if I were only a prince! + +That wasn't a bad thought. Under the same circumstances, most people +would have thought: Oh, if I could only have got some of the money! + +The countess-palatine from--where from? Well it makes no +difference. She was in the museum and the papers said she was gracious, +very gracious. + +I would do it too, thought Walter, if I were a countess-palatine. What +sort of a profession is that? + +The king had given audiences--and a dinner--and had said--well, the +usual things. But for Walter it was new and interesting. The welfare of +the city seemed to lie heavily on his majesty's heart. It lay heavily +on Walter's heart, too; but that did not prevent Walter from admiring +this peculiarity of the king. In Africa he would do the same thing. + +No, away with Africa! + +He threw off his left stocking so violently that it curled around +the leg of the chair like a dying earthworm. + +What strange things he had heard of Princess Erika! It was said that +she was to have married a grand-duke, but rejected him. + +The middle classes were delighted with this news; though not knowing +but that it might merely have been stubbornness on the part of the +princess. + +She was of such a strange nature that she did not know how to behave +herself in her high position. + +Walter slipped off his other stocking, finding fault with the princess +for disregarding the usual customs and conventions. Hm! He wondered +if she would like to change places with him, and let him be Prince +Erich--and she---- + +He wondered if she too wore an ugly nightcap. But--no! Princesses +would wear caps of diamonds. + +Princess Erika! + +Walter blew out the light--no, he was on the point of blowing it +out. He had selected one of the triangles that Laurens had described +in the bed, when suddenly he became aware of a great tumult in the +Pieterse home. + +Yes, somebody had rung violently three or four times and was still +banging at the door. Fire? + +Hm! Could it be Princess Erika, he thought, who was coming to change +places with him? + +Alas, it was only Juffrouw Laps; and she did not come to exchange. + +Well, what did she want then, so late in the evening? + +Walter pulled himself together and listened. + +The compartment where Walter and Laurens slept was a boxed-up +arrangement over the sitting-room. Two of their sisters shared the +space with them. From considerations of modesty, therefore, the boys +always had to get sleepy a quarter of an hour before the young ladies. + +The writer is unable to say how much oxygen four young people need +during eight hours without suffocating; but anyway there wasn't much +room in this little nook. + +In another closet-affair there was a similar division, and here, too, +the hour for retiring was determined by similar laws of modesty. + +The reader will now understand why a part of the family, the female +part of course, was still in the sitting-room when Walter imagined +that Princess Erika had come to exchange places with him. + +Juffrouw Laps, who had rushed up the steps like a crazy woman, burst +into the room weeping and moaning and sobbing. + +The usual cries of, "What on earth is the matter?" "Lord 'a' +mercy--what has happened?" were forthcoming. Walter noticed, too, that +the customary glass of water was offered and drunk, and that proper +efforts were being made to get the unhappy one to "calm herself." + +Juffrouw Laps began her story with the positive assurance that it +was impossible for her to utter a word. + +It seemed, therefore, that the affair was something important. Walter +pulled on one of his stockings and prepared to listen. + +"I swear, Juffrouw Pieterse, by the omnipotent God, that I'm so +frightened and excited that I can't talk." + +"Goodness!" + +"Where are your children? In bed? Not all of them, I hope. Really, +I can't speak. Give me another glass of water, Trudie. Listen, how +my teeth are chattering. That comes from fright, doesn't it? I'm in +a tremble all over. Thank you, Trudie. Where's--Stoffel?" + +"He's undressing," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "He goes to bed before +me and Pietro. Mina makes so much noise, you know; and Trudie must +stay with the boys to keep them from fighting. That's why I sleep +with Pietro, you see. Stoffel undresses himself, and then he draws +the curtain when he hears us on the steps. But why----" + +"How that concerns me, you mean? To be sure. I'm just beside myself +from fright! And is--Laurens in bed too?" + +"Of course! A long time already. He has to go to the printing-house +early." + +"All in bed! And I--I run through the streets, wretched, crazy, +and don't know what to do. Is everybody in bed?--everybody?" + +"But what has happened?" + +"I'm going to tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse. Oh, if you only knew how +frightened I am!" + +Consideration of acoustics now led Walter to put on his other stocking. + +"You know, Juffrouw Pieterse, that of late so much stealing has been +going on." + +"Yes, but----" + +"And burglary and murder! And the police can't catch anybody. You know +the old woman and the servant-girl who were murdered in Lommer Street." + +"But three are already behind the bars for it. What more do you want?" + +"That's all right; the murderers are running around scot-free. They've +locked up three fellows just to keep the people from thinking too +much. They don't want anybody to ask, 'What are the police for?' You +see what I mean? I tell you that such a low-down rascal, who commits +a murder and steals lots of money, cannot hide his bloody clothes; +nor the money, either. He's not used to having so much money. All +the neighbors know his coat and breeches; and such a man hasn't any +trunk where he can hide his things. He doesn't know how to manage with +drafts and notes; and he don't know enough to get away to a foreign +country. As for friends to help him get rid of the stolen things, +he hasn't any. I tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse, a murder or a robbery, +when they don't catch the murderer right away--then some respectable +person has done it, who has more clothes and boxes and presses and +linen--and he has friends among bankers. A common fellow would stick +a hundred thousand florins in the bread-box, and the children would +find it when they went to slip a slice of bread and butter. What do +you say, Trudie?" + +Trudie was not versed in criminal statistics and had never reflected +on the matter. At least Walter heard no answer. Curiosity compelled +him to draw on his trousers. + +"But," he heard his mother saying again, "what has happened to you?" + +"What has happened? I am beside myself. Don't you see how I'm +trembling? The city is full of murderers!" + +"My goodness! How can I help it?" + +"You can't. But I am beside myself, and I want to ask your advice. Do +they all go to bed so early?--Stoffel--and Laurens--all of them? Look, +how I'm shaking. Do you suppose I dare go back to my room?" + +"Why not? Do you think you're going to be murdered?" + +"Yes. I do think it! The murderers of that old woman and of the +servant-girl are still on the war-path. Yesterday at the illumination +how many watches did they steal? And the police--what do they +do? Nothing, nothing! Yes, they watch you to see if you beat a rug +in the morning after ten o'clock. That's what the police do. They +don't bother murderers." + +"What do you know about the murderers? It's your duty to report them +if you know them." + +Walter put on his vest and wrapped his muffler around his neck. + +"What I know about them! They are besieging me in my own house. Isn't +that pretty rough? I went out at noon to see the boat race on the +Amstel; but there was nothing to see, because there was no wind. And +such a crowd! All the kings were there, and the visiting princes +and princesses, you know; and everybody stared at the carriages, +and I did too. Not that I care anything about a king. Goodness, +no! For he is only a worm in God's hand, and when the Master doesn't +aid him--all is vanity, vanity. Dust and ashes--that's all. But I +looked at the carriages, you know, and at the horses, and at the +staring crowd. I thought to myself, I will fry the potatoes when I +go home. They had been left over from dinner; and when there are any +potatoes left over, you know, I always fry them for supper. There was +a big crowd, and all were mad because there was no wind; for people +are foolish about pleasure and never think of the Master. Worldly, +worldly, they were--and the princes and princesses. I thought, well, +it's no wonder that there's so much robbery and murder; for they try +God's patience. I thought, God will punish you; He's only abiding +His time. He always does it, Juffrouw Pieterse! A lady--the creature +had red pimples on her face, and was older than you--what do you +suppose she had on her head? A turban! She rode in a carriage with +four horses. What do you think of that? She was playing with a fan; +and, when a prince rode up to her carriage, she stuck out her hand +and let the fan go up and down three times. And the prince did that +way three times. Were they crazy, or not? What will the Master say +to that? If He only doesn't send a pestilence on us!" + +"Yes, but the murderers--what did they do to you?" + +"Why, certainly--what they did? I am going to tell you. I'm still +trembling. I had sliced my potatoes, put them on a saucer and set +them away in the cupboard. Then I thought, I will fry them when I come +home; for I didn't expect to stay long in the crowd, for I have been +saved by grace and don't care for worldly things--ah, dear Juffrouw +Pieterse, you must call Stoffel, so he can hear what has happened." + +Stoffel was already on his way down; and Walter was glad of it. Walter +had heard the noise Stoffel was making putting on his clothes in the +adjoining booth, and upon this he builded hopes that he too might +be allowed to go down, where he could hear the exciting story better +than was possible through the cracks in the floor. In the meantime he +had completely dressed himself. The noises below told him of Stoffel's +arrival in the sitting-room. He heard the usual greetings and Juffrouw +Laps's solemn assurance that she was still in such a tremble that +she couldn't say a word. Then he heard her ask immediately where +Laurens was. + +Laurens? Well, he was asleep. + +That youth's absence seemed to trouble the visitor. She couldn't +proceed. Was it really necessary for Laurens to be present? + +"What do you say, Stoffel? Isn't the city full of thieves and +murderers?" + +Stoffel drew in his upper lip and tried to make the lower one touch +his nose. Let the reader try the same; then he will know how Stoffel +answered, and what his answer meant. + +Juffrouw Laps pretended to believe that he had said "yes." + +"Don't you see, Stoffel says so too! The city is full of thieves and +murderers, and--a respectable person is afraid to go to bed alone +any more. It's just that way." + +"But--Juffrouw!" + +"The police? Nonsense! What good do the police do, when people +don't believe in God? That's the truth. Whoever doesn't do that is +lost. Human help--I cannot understand at all why Laurens goes to bed so +early. You surely know that so much sleep isn't good for anybody. What +does the Bible say? Watch and pray! But--everyone according to his +notion. I swear before God that I don't dare to go home alone and----" + +Walter's curiosity was at high tension. In order to hear better he +was leaning over, supporting himself with the chair. The point of +support was unsteady. The chair slipped and rattled across the floor, +crashing into another piece of furniture. + +"Heaven and earth! What are they up to now," groaned the +mother. "Laurens, is that you?" + +Walter peeped in, "It was me." The result was that he was soon in the +midst of the interesting conversation that he had been trying to hear +from above. + +His entrance took place under unfavorable circumstances. He was blamed +for not having been undressed. + +"Do you always put on your nightcap before you undress?" cried +the mother. + +The boy had actually forgotten to take off his nightcap. He was so +ashamed that he felt he would like to fall through the floor. He +would rather have neglected anything else. + +"And--what have you there?" + +Alas, our hero looked more ridiculous than anyone could look by simply +putting on a nightcap. He had armed himself with an old rusty knife +that his father had used in prehistoric times for cutting leather! + +During the whole of the Laps recital, which progressed so slowly, +he had thought and hoped and intended--yes, he heard something that +sounded like, "Where is Walter?" The speaker really did not say it--no, +on the contrary, those were the very words she wished to avoid--still, +he thought he heard her say them. On this Friday he had acted mean +and cowardly; but he was still Walter. + +Murderers? Thieves? A lady in danger? What other answer could there +be but: "I am here, I, Walter!" + +Oh, fate, why did you put that sword in his hand and let him forget +to remove that nightcap? Why didn't you divide these two absurdities +between Stoffel and Walter! Or why couldn't you put that feathery +diadem on the head of the sleeping Laurens? It would have been all +the same to him how he looked in his sleep. + +Walter was in a rage. + +And I am, too. Towards Femke his chivalry had remained in the +background; and now it must burst forth at a doubtful call from +Juffrouw Laps! + +In his anger he threw the weapon down violently and allowed it to +rebound across the room. He slapped the nightcap on the table. + +No one would have thought that the little man could be so vehement. His +mother, with her usual solicitousness, inquired into the condition +of his mind, asking if he was only cracked, or downright crazy. + +"I tell you," said the visitor, "you ought not to worry that child +so much." + +"Go to bed at once!" cried the mother. + +"Why can't you let the child stay here? But--oh, yes! I was going to +tell you about my potatoes." + +Walter stayed. For this privilege he was indebted to the general +curiosity. + +"Just imagine, when I came home about half past ten o'clock--I couldn't +get away earlier on account of the crush, you know. Don't you know, +I don't care for these big occasions. Well, when I got home--the city +is full of thieves, murderers, and that must not be forgotten--well, +my potatoes were--what do you think my potatoes were? They were--gone!" + +"Gone?" + +"Gone!" + +"All gone?" + +"All gone!" + +"Your potatoes--gone?" + +"My potatoes--all completely gone!" + +"But----" + +"I tell you those thieves and murderers did it. Who else could have +done it? Thieves and murderers in my house! And I wanted to ask +you--for I'm afraid in my room----" + +Walter's eyes fairly shone. + +"I wanted to ask, if perhaps--your son Stoffel----" + +Stoffel's face was a study, a curiosity. If the said thieves and +murderers could have seen it they would have been greatly pleased, +for it bore evidence of Stoffel's intention to leave them undisturbed +in their work. + +"But, Juffrouw," he said, "haven't you a cat in your room?" + +"A cat? A cat to fight murderers with!" + +"No, Juffrouw, not to fight murderers; but a cat that might have +eaten the potatoes." + +"I don't know anything about a cat. I only know that the city is +full of low-down people when so many murders are committed and no one +tries to catch the murderers. Not that I am anxious about my life--no, +not at all. When the Master calls me I shall say, 'Let thy daughter +go in peace; my eyes have seen thy glory.'" + +"But, woman, why didn't you look in your closet, and under the bed?" + +"I didn't want to do that, Juffrouw Pieterse! The Lord will take care +of me--but one must not try the Lord's patience. I would not go in the +closet, or look under the bed--not for everything in the world! For of +course he's there, and that's why I wanted to ask if your son--Stoffel, +or, if Stoffel doesn't want to, if perhaps your son--Laurens, or----" + +"But, Juffrouw, why didn't you call the neighbors?" + +Thus spoke Stoffel. + +"The neighbors? Well, I guess they know about it. The man who lives +under me is afraid of a poodle-dog, not to mention a murderer. There's +a man living next to me; but, you know, he is--what shall I say--he +is a sort of bachelor, and I don't want to get talked about. You +know a woman must always think of her reputation, and not get mixed +up in gossip." + +It did not occur to anyone to ask what sort of a creature Stoffel +was. Was he a bachelor? Or did his position as a teacher protect him +against any worldly suspicion? + +"And, besides," continued the seductive Laps, "do you think all +men have courage? No! They're as afraid of a thief as they are of +death. Last week an insolent beggar was on the steps, and the fellow +wouldn't leave. Do you think the men did anything to him? Scared to +death! But, I tell you, I got hold of him in a hurry and----" + +She had gone too far, and she saw it. + +"Well, I would have done that if I hadn't been a woman; for a woman +must never use violence. It isn't becoming. What do you say, Trudie? I +ran and shut my door. Wasn't that right? No, none of the men-folk +has any courage!" + +None of the men-folk! Walter felt insulted. He was swelling with +suppressed courage; he was eager for a fray. At least, he was eager to +show that he was an exception to Juffrouw Laps's general indictment. Of +course Juffrouw Laps noticed this. + +"Well, if Stoffel doesn't want to----" + +"To tell the truth, I----" + +"And if Laurens is already asleep--and if--if no one else will----" + +She arose. + +"Then I suppose I must, relying upon God, go alone. But it's horrible +for a woman to be entirely alone!" + +She looked at them all in turn, all except the one she was talking +to. Walter felt that he was being forgotten, or overlooked. This only +increased his latent courage and made him burn with a desire to be +numbered with the knighthood of the house. + +"Yes, if there's nobody here who's not afraid----" + +"I'm not afraid!" + +All but Juffrouw Laps were surprised. She was a good psychologist, +and had not expected anything else. It was her part, however, to +pretend to be as much surprised as any of the rest. + +"You?" + +"You, Walter?" + +"Boy, are you crazy? You?" + +"Yes, I. I'm not afraid; not if there were ten in the closet and a +hundred under the bed!" + +A little Luther! But with a difference. Luther had a God in whom +he felt he could trust--reinforced by a few grand-dukes. Walter, +without any grand-dukes, was ready to enter the field against a God +who was allowing any number of murderers to take shelter under the +roof and bed of Juffrouw Laps. + +"Boy!" + +"I'll risk it." + +"Let him go, Juffrouw Pieterse. You understand--it's company for me +to have such a child with me. Then I'm not frightened so badly, if a +murderer is in the closet. Nobody wants to be entirely alone. Isn't +that so?" + +Juffrouw Laps gained her point: Walter was permitted to go with her. + +It was principally their vanity that caused the Pieterses to consent +so readily to Juffrouw Laps's request and allow her to take Walter +away to act as her castellan. Not one of them felt that it was a +good thing for Walter to go with the Juffrouw; but they were all +proud of his courage. The story would get noised abroad, and people +would pass it on to their friends. Juffrouw Pieterse would see to +it that the people knew it was "the same young gentlemen, you know, +that went home with Dr. Holsma." + +Yes, and then people would say: "There's something in those Pieterse +children." + +Mothers like to hear such things. + +With his package under his arm Walter marched away with Juffrouw +Laps to do battle for that pious lady. That prehistoric weapon he +left behind, on her assuring him that she had a well-filled store +of weapons and ammunition enough to kill all the murderers that he +would have occasion to contend with. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + + +Walter shuddered as he crossed Juffrouw Laps's threshold. He reflected, +and wondered how he could have entered upon this knightly expedition +without considering certain details connected with it and inseparable +from it. + +The first thing she offered him, of course, was the fried potatoes, +that dainty dish which the murderers had greedily made away with! + +Walter was beginning to feel that the game wasn't worth the candle. The +adventure didn't offer sufficient outlet for his chivalry. In fact, +he thought something other than chivalry was necessary to face +single-handed and alone those fried potatoes and Juffrouw Laps's +persistent attentions. + +"Make yourself at home and eat all you want. Don't be a bit +embarrassed. Or would you rather take off your coat first? You know, +you're to stay all night with me." + +Walter preferred to keep on his coat for the present. + +"And I have a dram for you, too, my boy--something extra. It's +from Fockink's. You know where he has his distillery, there in that +narrow street. You must never pass along there. Bad women live in +that street. They stand at the doors and windows, don't you know; +and that isn't good for a bachelor like you." + +Walter, the "bachelor," looked surprised. He was abashed; though he +was not displeased. This promotion was more flattering than going into +"business." + +Still, he was embarrassed. Juffrouw Laps found it desirable, therefore, +to continue along this line. + +"Certainly, Walter, you're a bachelor. Don't you know that? It's only +because at home they treat you like a child. I tell you, you're a +bachelor, just as much so as anybody else. Do you think I like Stoffel +as well as I do you? No, no, no! Not a bit of it! I like you lots +better. Don't you want a pipe to smoke? You are man enough for that. Of +course you are; and why shouldn't you smoke a pipe like other men?" + +Men, men! + +Walter answered that he couldn't smoke yet. It cost him an effort to +make the admission; but his first attempt to equal Stoffel in that +respect had turned out badly. + +"So? You don't smoke?" She omitted his "yet." + +"Well, it's a good thing. It's a stupid habit in men. And forever the +terrible smoke! I know other young gentlemen who do not smoke. For +instance, there is Piet Hammel. He's as old as you, but a little +smaller. He's going to marry a cousin of mine; and he doesn't smoke +either." + +Walter felt better now. He was interested. + +"Yes, they're going to get married about--well, I don't know exactly +when. But they intend to marry. I tell you, you are a real bachelor; +and it's awfully stupid of them still to treat you like a child. I've +told your mother so a hundred times. There on the street just now, +when we were together--I'm a delicate woman; but do you think I +was afraid?--with you with me? Not a bit. Not a trace of fear. And +why? Because everybody could see that I had a man with me. I ought +to have taken hold of your arm--you're almost taller than I am--but +I didn't do it because you had a package. And then--the people talk +so much! The watchman might have seen it, and he would have spread +the news broadcast that I had been seen at night with a gentleman." + +With a gentleman! Walter was listening. + +"A woman must always think of her reputation. But we're here at home +now, and that's very different, entirely different. I know that of +course you wouldn't tell anything bad about me. Whoever tells anything +bad on a woman isn't a true gentleman. You know that." + +Yes, Walter knew it. He understood Juffrouw Laps better than she +imagined. + +"What I wanted to say was, you must never go through that street. So +long as you were a child, it made no difference. But now! Let me fill +your glass for you." + +Walter drank. + +O Fancy, my muse, where art thou? + +"How do you like it?" + +Walter owned that the liquor had a pleasant taste. + +Satan's handmaid filled the glasses again. They were "so small," +really "mere thimbles." + +"And you must eat something, dearest. Oh, I have always thought so +much of you! It's good for you to have a little dram like that." + +Walter began to eat. + +"Just take off your coat; there's nobody here but us." + +Quite so. Walter did take off his coat. + +"And I'm going to sit close to you, for you are a dear, good, +sweet boy." + +Fancy, Fancy! + +The liquor was strong, and Walter drank more of it than was good +for him. He lost some of his modesty, and hardly knew what he was +saying to the talkative Juffrouw, as she asked questions from time +to time. She was not quite satisfied with the way things were going, +but hoped for the best. + +Occasionally Walter found time to wonder why he was there, what the +purpose of the enforced visit might be. His hostess seemed to have +forgotten all about those thieves and murderers; and when he reminded +her of them, she showed a spirit of valor that did him good. For he +and his valor were undone. + +"I will do them! Do you think I'm afraid of such a fellow? Well, +I guess not. Not afraid of three of them. I wouldn't be afraid of +ten of them--I'm not afraid of the whole world. I will do them." + +All the better, thought Walter; for then he wouldn't have to "do" them. + +They now heard something rustling around in the closet, or else they +imagined they heard something. Walter was frightened. He was a perfect +child again. + +"Stay here, and I will see what it is," cried the Juffrouw. "Do +you think I would let them beat you, or stab you, or murder you, +my boy! Never! Whoever touches you will have to walk over me. But I +will give them all they need." + +She went out, taking the light with her, to see what was the matter--if +anything. She was careful to leave Walter in the dark long enough for +him to wish for her return. The tables were being turned. A little +more, and the boy would seek protection under her apron. + +"But, Juffrouw----" + +"I will let you call me Christine. That's my name." + +This was too much for Walter. He preferred to avoid addressing her +directly. + +"But hadn't I better go home now?" + +"Not at all. You don't want to leave me, do you? You know your mother +is in bed asleep now. Besides, it was understood that you were to +spend the night here and take breakfast with me." + +Breakfast! The boy hadn't been doing anything else for an hour. Was +that to continue till morning? + +"I'll tell you what! Just undress yourself; and you needn't be a bit +ashamed before me. I will make down a pallet for you there in the +corner. When I'm here alone--just a woman--with all the thieves and +robbers--oh, it's so horrible!" + +Walter did not dare to say no; nor did he dare to do what was proposed +so enticingly. He hesitated. + +She talked sweetly and persuaded him. + +He began to---- + +The child was as if hypnotized. + +O Fancy, Fancy! Where art thou? + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + + +It will be remembered that on this significant Friday a boat-race +had been arranged for the amusement of the visiting princes and +princesses. It had to be called off on account of a disinclination +on the side of the wind to fill its part of the program, or rather, +to fill the sails. For it was to have been a "sail." Rowing was not +in style then; it was not considered dignified and manly. Besides, +the boats were not built to be propelled in this way. + +The boat-race had been canceled; but the crowd remained, and continued +to discharge its enthusiasm for royalty till a late hour. It was a +great day; and the populace perspired and shouted and howled. + +It was so hot that kings and princesses perspired like ordinary +mortals. They flourished fans indolently. At that time there was a +special kind of fan: "joujoux de Normandie." + +It was observed that the old countess-palatine manipulated her fan more +elegantly than anyone else. No doubt it was through this "gentle art" +that she exerted her greatest influence on humanity. + +Gradually the carriages of the distinguished guests disappeared, +and the knightly horsemen tired of the saddle. The day drew to a +close. The populace pushed and crowded and sang and hurrahed and +drank. Fireworks were discharged, to express, so the newspapers said, +the inexpressible love of the people for princes and princesses. + +Oh, those firecrackers, and the danger in them! Quick, quick--throw +it--a second longer and it will burst in your hand--hurrah! + +It was magnificent--the danger and thrilling anxiety. There was +a tradition that somebody had once held a firecracker in his hand +too long and had been badly hurt by it. This traditional "somebody" +was now inspiring the revelers with fresh enthusiasm. + +So it was on that evening, before the city authorities had prohibited +the use of fireworks. After the houses had been covered with slate, +it was thought that there was too much danger of fire in firecrackers, +but on that evening, when the houses still had thatch roofs, the +dangerous pleasure of Amsterdam youth was unrestrained. + +And the other dangerous pleasures! How many lasses went home with their +skirts singed, some of them hardly getting home at all. Interesting +adventures! And a boy--"those boys have to have their noses in +everything"--yes, a youth came very near getting a load in his +face. Thrilling delight! + +The crowd was now in the street where Juffrouw Laps resided. The +reader will recall that Walter was spending the night with her. + +Boom! went a gun, or a cannon-cracker; and Walter awoke just as his +affectionate hostess and religious adviser was going to give him +a kiss. + +Juffrouw Laps had burned her sinful lips. "Lord have mercy on us, +what is that!" she cried. + +Both ran to the open window. Ordinarily a respectable Hollandish girl +never leaves her window open at night; but the extreme heat of the +evening must be urged in Juffrouw Laps's favor. + +It was clear to them at once that they had not been fired upon by +those "murderers," for nobody paid any attention to them or showed any +interest in them. Other windows were open, as well; and on all sides +people were looking out. Right and left a cannonade of firecrackers +was going on. + +In the interest of privacy Juffrouw Laps took the precaution to blow +out the light as quickly as possible. Another might have neglected +this. + +Walter looked down on it all with the delight of a child. He forgot +the insistent kindness of his hostess; he thought of nothing but +the crowd below and their antics. The noise and tumult sobered him; +and it even had a quieting effect on Juffrouw Laps. + +"How foolish the people are. They push one another hither and thither +and don't know themselves why they do it." + +"Click, click!" answered an enthusiast with a gun. He was in the +midst of a bevy of girls, who scattered in an uproar. + +"They're all drunk," said Juffrouw Laps. "I wish they would go +home. I'm tired--and it's two o'clock." + +"Just a little more!" begged Walter. "I'm not tired--not a bit!" + +"I'm afraid you're catching cold. For you know, the night air after +a hot day--well, put on your cap, dearest. I wouldn't have this night +air to give you a cold for everything in the world. Look, there goes +another one." It was a Roman candle. + + + "Amour ‡ la plus belle. + Honneur au plus vaillant----" + + +"Why don't they sing Dutch? Do you understand any of it?" + +Walter knew something of the handsome Dunois, who slew so many Turks +and received as his reward the daughter of the duke, his master. How +would a knight be rewarded after he had already received one reward? Or +how would it have been if the master had had no daughter? + +While Walter was asking his lady friend such difficult questions as +these, they heard an outburst of cries and abuse and oaths below. A +reaction had set in. It was a perfect riot. The crowd swayed first +one way then the other, according as one party or the other was in +the ascendency. + +Non-combatants were pushing their way out; combatants, themselves +crowded, were crowding others. Cries of "help" were heard. Mothers, +with babies in their arms, attested their fear; women in delicate +health made their condition known. + +The press was worst on the corner, whither the revelers were streaming +from three directions. Here was located a popular restaurant and +drinking-place, which was probably the destination of the stream coming +from Amstel Street. The second stream, coming from Utrecht Street, +evidently had the same objective in view. The strongest current +was flowing from the belligerent group, which was now squeezed into +close quarters. + +From his recent experience Walter knew what it meant to be in such a +mob. Whoever fell was walked over. But it really wasn't so bad as that: +to fall was impossible. The danger was in being crowded off the street +into basements, where limbs and necks might be easily broken. In this +respect there was more danger than there had been the evening before +in Kalver Street. + +"Christian souls!" cried Juffrouw Laps. "I'm getting right sick at +the stomach." + +Walter's condition was about the same. All at once he seized her +arm. He thought that he saw somebody--somebody who looked like---- + +"That's right, dear. Hold fast to me. It's simply death and murder!" + +Walter did not say anything. + +"Isn't it enough to run anybody crazy?" continued the dear +Juffrouw. "Hold fast to me, and remember that I am your Christine." + +He was remembering something else. + +"Don't be afraid--Lord, that child's beside himself--nobody shall +hurt you. I will take care of you." + +He held on to her arm all the tighter; otherwise he was as if turned +to stone. + +"I wouldn't pay any attention to it, sweetheart. But--it is bad +enough. Do you see that girl there with the North Holland cap on? I +wouldn't like to be in her place." + +"It is--Femke! O God, it is Femke!" + +Shaking off Juffrouw Laps, who attempted to hold him back, he rushed +down the steps and in a few minutes was in the thickest of the fray. + +He fought his way through the crowd like a mad-man, soon reaching the +point where he had seen Femke. She, however, had disappeared. A man +with flashy cap and sailor's jacket, who from above had looked like +her escort, was still contending with the crowd. It seemed as if the +two had come arm in arm through Amstel Street. + +"Is there a girl here with a North Holland cap on?" + +The man was too busy fighting and wrestling for standing-room to make +answer. Meanwhile, Walter noticed that the fellow was struggling +toward the "Herberge," and concluded that his lady must have taken +refuge there. + +Walter paid no more attention to the punches and blows he received. He +was only concerned to give as many blows as were necessary to hasten +his arrival at the restaurant. The place was about as badly crowded +as the street, but there was no fighting going on. + +Yes, Walter had made a good beginning: yesterday in the "Polish +Coffeehouse," to-day in the "Juniper Berry"--thrown in there, fighting +his way in here. + +He was in the restaurant at last, looking for Femke. Now he thought +that he had discovered her, standing on a step, or something of the +kind. With lips tightly closed, her arms crossed, the girl was looking +quietly down on the multitude as if in silent contempt. The rim was +torn from her cap and was hanging down. Walter thought that he even +saw blood on her face--Femke's dear face! + +He was exhausted and could not reach her. He looked at her. She did +not see him. + +She stood there proud and haughty. He called to her. She did not hear. + +"O God! she despises me. I deserve it for my cowardice at Holsma's." + +"Boy," said the woman behind the bar, "we don't have any bellowing +here. If you want to bellow go to your mother." + +Easier said than done. He couldn't move a peg, such was the press. He +was shoved against the counter; and it was impossible for him to keep +sight of Femke. The tears began to roll down his cheeks. + +"What are you doing in such a crowd anyway?" continued the woman, +"when you're so weak. You look as flimsy as a dish-rag. What have +you been doing? Let me give you a glass of cognac." + +He would have been only too glad to pay for his place; but, as he +"received at home everything that he needed," he did not have +the wherewithal. Still, there was no danger of his being thrown +out. The crowd, which was threatening to expend its remaining +energy in destroying the liquids of the place, was now occupying the +barmaid's attention. I should say Mrs. Goremest's attention. She was +the proprietress. + +The girl continued to hold her position of advantage. There was +something scornful in her features. "Who dares!" she seemed to say. + +Walter was feeling bad. She looked over in his direction, but without +seeing him. He called; but she did not hear. + +Then the fellow with the flashy cap and sailor jacket appeared in the +door. He had not been one of the belligerents; but he had suffered +the fate of neutral powers. As his clothing testified, both parties +had been his enemies. + +So intent was the fellow on getting in that he did not even take time +to return the shoves and cuffs that he received. Twice, three times +he was crowded back; for where so many want the same thing, it isn't +easy to obtain. Nevertheless, he had one advantage over the others, +who sought only a resting-place and a glass of liquor. He was incited +by something else. + +Walter hoped with all his heart that the fellow would succeed in +reaching Femke. She looked so lonely in the midst of that wild mob. If +he had been stronger, he would have--but she wouldn't have anything to +do with him. Wouldn't she push him off, just as she did the insolent +fellow who first caught hold of her apron? + +The girl seemed now to spy the sailor. She nodded to him and smiled, +as if to encourage him. Or was she thanking him for his fidelity? Her +smile bore the message that she was uninjured, and fearless. Yes, +she stood there a statute of repose. + +The sailor nodded back. + +He would never have denied her, Walter thought. + +Mrs. Goremest happened to see the new arrival; and, from the way she +greeted him, he seemed to be a frequent visitor to her place: + +"Hello, Klaas. Are you there too? You're out of breath, aren't you?" + +She gave orders to let him through, and even came out a few steps +and helped open up the way for him. + +Thus it happened that Klaas Verlaan found standing-room at the counter +not far from Walter. + +"Well, they've made the most of you!" + +He saw it the same way. He was never certain of a moment's recreation +before bedtime. Walter, as well as the girl who still maintained her +elevated position in the corner, agreed with the bar-woman's verdict. + +"Had a good day?" continued the woman. "It was bad about the +boat-race." + +Klaas placed his finger on his mouth, as if he were going to tell +her a secret. He wanted to tell of an adventure with Princess Erika. + +"A glass of corn?" translated the bar-woman, but without guessing +the right thing. + +"Half and half?" + +"Nor that either." + +"Red?" + +This time Klaas was particularly dainty and hard to please. He declined +regularly whatever she suggested and continued to exert himself to +draw her into a more confidential talk. He had had the pleasure of +pulling Princess Erika out of the water. + +On the outside they were still singing, "Amour ‡ la plus belle." + +"The devil take those Welsh songs!" cried one of the drinkers. "We +are Dutchmen forever!" + +"Yes, we are Dutchman forever----" + +"And our prince----" + +"Sh!" + +"I will sing what I please; and, if anybody doesn't want to sing"--he +struck himself on the chest, and the whole party was Dutch and +enthusiastic over royalty. "Our Prince" was sung lustily, and to +a finish. + +"Hurrah!" + +"Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen----" + +"Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen----" + +"And under the republic!" + +"Long live the republic!" + +"You all ought to have seen a yacht-race then." + +"And our prince----" + +"Under the republic all men were equal." + +"Equal. No difference at all." + +"Down with the tyrants!" + +"They're not a bit better than we are!" + +"They suck the life out of the people." + +"Yes, they bleed us." + +"And why? Because you're all cowardly dogs." + +"Yes, they're all cowardly dogs." + +"You put your necks under the yoke." + +"Whenever a king comes around, or an emperor, or a prince, then all +of you are so frightened you tremble like an aspen leaf." + +"Yes, like an aspen leaf!" + +"If you fellows were----" + +"All men are born free." + +"Yes, we were born free and equal." + +"And true Dutch hearts--what say you, Mrs. Goremest? What do you think, +that's a daughter of M'neer----" + +The name died on the speaker's lips. He became pale. + +"A daughter of M'neer----!" + +"Certainly. Ask Verlaan." + +Verlaan nodded. + +"Is that so, Klaas? Really and truly? Why then does she stand there +dressed that way--like an ordinary girl?" + +"Oh, those clothes came from my Gertie, you know. Rich people have----" + +"Come, boys, we must go home now. Mother Goremest needs sleep, +too. We are not made of iron; we are flesh and blood." + +"Down with the tyrants! We were born free. True Dutch hearts----" + +"Sh! The young lady----" + +"What? That girl? What then?" + +"Sh! The daughter of--but don't say a word. Damme if it isn't so--the +daughter of M'neer--Kopperlith!" + +"Kopperlith on Keizersgracht? What are you talking about, +man! Kopperlith--on Keizersgracht!" + +"Yes, of course. Come, we're going." + +"His daughter? His----natural daughter?" + +"That's right. You understand it now; but keep quiet about it." + +The true Dutch hearts and republicans paid and left the bar. + +It was a sudden whim of Klaas Verlaan's to make his ward a child of +Keizersgracht; but it brought him in more ducats than he cared to +admit afterward. + +Kopperlith? Kopperlith? on Keizersgracht? Femke on Keizersgracht! And +on the day after to-morrow he was to begin work for this wealthy +gentleman. + +His head swam. Was he still Walter Pieterse? He doubted it. Before +he had quite come to himself, he was forced through the door with +other late stragglers. It was time for Mrs. Goremest to close. + +The street was comparatively quiet now. Walter remained near the +"Herberge," which to him was a sort of temple where his Goddess was +being worshiped. Now and then somebody else was pitched out the door, +who would have been glad to stay longer. It was not every day that +one got an opportunity to see a daughter of M'neer Kopperlith. Some +wanted to join the triumvirate of Verlaan, the republican speaker, +and Mrs. Goremest; but the three felt themselves strong enough to do +the work and share the rewards. + +At last the outflow ceased, and Walter was just going to peep through +the curtains of the glass door, when the door opened again and the +republican emerged. Walter heard Klaas call to him: + +"There on the corner in Paarden Street, you know. If it costs a dollar +more, that's all right. Tell the cabby----" + +Walter understood. The republican was to get a cab--for Femke? + +Walter waited. In the meanwhile, Mrs. Goremest had locked the door and +drawn the curtains, so that it was impossible for him to look in now. + +In a short time a carriage drove up, and the republican sprang out +of it. The door of Mrs. Goremest's establishment opened again, and +Klaas Verlaan with the ostensible daughter of Kopperlith appeared. + +"Femke, I am here!" Walter cried, hurrying to her. "I am here. Oh, +Femke, don't go with the strange men!" + +"What in the devil are you doing here again!" snorted Verlaan, seizing +Walter by the collar to pull him back into the restaurant. "What do +you want? And who are you?" + +"Femke, don't go with the strange men. I will take you home, I, +Walter." + +"The boy is weak in the upper story," affirmed Mrs. Goremest. "He's +been bellowing around her the whole evening like a calf, and he hasn't +spent a doit." + +Walter reached for Femke's hand; and then he noticed how curiously +she was rigged out. She was completely covered. Of her head, +face, shoulders, figure--nothing was to be seen. Mrs. Goremest +had contributed her cloak; but what would one not do for a +Kopperlith? Still, she was saving: Only the stump of one tallow +candle was burning. It flickered strangely, giving to everything a +ghostly appearance. + +"Is it you, Erich?" the girl asked. + +"Femke, Femke, for God's sake, don't go with those strange men!" + +Tearing himself away from Verlaan, he threw himself at Femke's feet. He +pulled aside her cloak and covered her hand with tears and kisses. + +"Just like I tell you," declared Mrs. Goremest. "The boy is as crazy +as a bedbug." + +"Femke, I will never deny you again. Strike me, tread on me, kill me, +but--don't go with those strange men." + +"Light!" cried the girl peremptorily--a word that even a Dutchman +understands. + +The republican took the candle from the counter and held it so that +the light fell on Walter's face. The boy was still kneeling. Through +an opening in her hood the girl looked down on him and was silent. She +did not withdraw the hand that Walter held closely pressed to his lips. + +Verlaan made a motion as if to remove the intruder; but the girl +stopped him with a look. Then she laid her free hand on Walter's head, +saying simply: + +"My brother!" + +"Another descendant of Kopperlith!" growled the republican. The young +people have strange ideas about how to spend the night." + +When Walter came to his senses, he was in the street again. The +carriage had driven away--whether with her, or without her; whether +with the two men, or without them--that he did not know. It made +no difference to him: she had called him "brother," seriously, +solemnly. She had spoken clearly and distinctly. + +"O God! I thank thee. Thou art kind and compassionate. I didn't +know that Femke could speak like that. She must have felt it down in +her heart." + +To-morrow, he thought, he would become immensely wealthy--in +"business"--and, of course, he was going to be a king again, and +still more: For Femke he would be more than a brother! Juffrouw Laps +had awakened in him--well, something, he did not know himself what it +was. His heart rejoiced; he walked upon stilts, as tired as he was, +and wondered that his head did not bump against the clouds. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX + + +For anyone in Walter's present mood, there are only two things in +the world; self, and--nothingness! + +Walter looked about him. "Butter Market," he read on a sign. He noticed +that in the street socks could be bought, wagons hired, etc., etc. + +But what did it all mean? Nothing. He had kissed Femke's hand! + +It is too bad that the world did not sink out of existence on that +summer night. + +If Walter had noticed such an occurrence, he might have asked if +Femke was hurt; otherwise the phenomenon would not have disturbed him. + +The reader will understand, of course, that on this eventful night +the world did not go down. + +Walter forgave the sun for rising. He even excused the Butter Market +for being such a hot place; but it was difficult for him to convince +himself that it was not all a dream. + +A new feeling took possession of him. His ambitious plans of a material +nature receded into the background of consciousness. His one desire +now was to love Femke--and win her love. Those continents that were +expecting salvation from him might wait. + +He thought of Femke and her soft hand. Never had her hand felt like +that. Formerly it had seemed harder and rougher; but, of course, +he had just been mistaken about it. He imagined, too, that hitherto +he had not marked her voice well, nor her carriage. Surely, he had +never seen the true Femke till to-night--better, this morning. + +But--Klaas Verlaan and his rough companions! What did all that +gab about M'neer Kopperlith mean? There were other questions too; +but--Femke had called him brother; and that was one thing which with +him was as firm as the rock of Gibraltar. + +Brooding thus, he slipped along through the streets. Weak and tired, +he came to the "Dam." Here he saw a long row of carriages. The +coachmen sat in their places waiting for the princely guests, who +had wanted to see a Holland sunrise. The sun was already in sight; +but there were no princes and princesses to see him. A few laborers +were looking on indifferently. + +Yesterday Walter would have exerted himself to see a live, fullgrown +king, just to find out if he looked like Macbeth, or Arthur, or +Lear. To-day he was so tired that kings did not interest him. + +He was just starting on, when the coachmen suddenly assumed a rigid +attitude. A boy remarked that "they" were coming now. He was right: +they did come; and all, except one old lady, drove away so rapidly that +scarcely anyone saw them. She touched her coachman on the shoulder. + +"She has forgotten something," said the boy. + +Three or four cavaliers stormed back into the palace and brought her +fan. While they were gone, the boys wondered at the pimples on her +face. Walter's pictures had had nothing of that kind. How different +Femke's face was! + +Walter trudged along further; and, without thinking of where he was +going, he came to the meadow where Femke and her mother dried their +clothes. He sat down on the grass, intending to wait for the first +signs of life in Femke's home. He was not certain that she was there; +he did not know but that she might still be at Holsma's; but there +would be somebody there. + +Overcome by weariness he lay down and gradually fell asleep. His cap +came off, rolled down into the ditch and disappeared in the mud. + +If anyone passed by, he remarked that there lay a drunken fellow. Yes, +youth begins early. Possibly the fellow was sick; but then the police +would take care of him. Nobody hurt him; nobody touched him. His +dreams were undisturbed. + +He dreamed of various things; but the principal object of his dreams +was a young girl, who was standing on a platform playing ball with +heavy men, as if that were nothing. Suddenly it was little Sietske +Holsma. + +Then in his dreams he heard a voice: + +"Goodness, boy, how did you get here?" + +At first the voice was far away, then nearer, and finally quite +near. He had the dim impression that somebody was pulling him up to +a sitting posture. + +"Sietske!" he whispered, still sleeping. + +"Yes, that's my name. How did you know it?" + +"Sietske----!" + +"Why, certainly. Who told you? And what are you doing here. It isn't +very respectable. Are you drunk? And so young, too." + +He called Sietske's name again. + +"You may call me by my first name, if you want to; but how does it +come? Did Femke tell you? It's a real disgrace to lie here like a +hog. What were you going to say?" + +Walter rubbed his eyes and felt of his head. "I would like to wash +myself," he said, not yet wide awake. + +"All right," cried Mrs. Claus. "And you're not hurt, are you? Where +is your cap?" + +"Wash--with cold water," Walter said. + +"Good! Come to the pump with me." She led him through the house and +across the back yard. + +"You needn't be afraid to undress here; nobody can see you. But how +did you happen to call me by my first name all at once. Not that I'm +offended at all." + +Walter was still too much asleep to recall what had happened to him +during the past few hours; so he only said that he had a headache +and must wash himself first. + +Mrs. Claus, noticing that he was ashamed to undress, hung some quilts +on the fence, thus converting the yard into a sort of room. It never +occurred to her that her own presence might embarrass him. Walter +was still not quite pleased with the outlook for a bath; but since +yesterday he had been thinking of other things as strange. + +He began to strip, allowing Mrs. Claus to help him, just as if he +had been fifteen years younger than he was. To Mrs. Claus he was only +a child. + +She laid him on a bench under the spout and began to pump. At the first +drops he shivered; then the water flooded his head and shoulders. He +could neither see nor speak. His efforts to speak she interpreted as +calls for more water. + +"Yes, this will be good for you." Her words were drowned by the +splashing water. + +"You didn't hurt yourself, did you? Do you think that will be enough +now? I've pumped till I've got a pain in my side. But if you think +that----" + +She stopped all at once, but still held on to the pump handle, as if +to show her willingness to continue. + +"I forgot entirely to"--she began pumping again--"wash you off with +green soap. Femke always washes herself with it. It makes the skin +nice and smooth.--You ought to see your back now. It shines like +a looking-glass." + +Walter wanted to say something but couldn't. + +"Yes, and your forehead, too. It's the green soap that does it. I +guess your mother never washes you with green soap, does she? Then +one must scour and scrub and rub. But, if you are not used to soap----" + +She lifted that terrible pump handle again. + +"I believe this will be about enough," Walter blubbered. His mouth +was so full of water that again Mrs. Claus did not understand him. + +"Green soap is good for corns, and for rheumatism." She was pumping +away for dear life. + +Walter finally succeeded in rescuing himself and the bench from +that destructive stream of water. He was now able to make his cries +for mercy understood; but he was not yet able to get up. Besides, +the good woman had hung his clothes out of his reach, and he was +ashamed. He remained sitting. + +"Do you want anything else?" inquired the water nymph. + +"No, no, no!" he answered quickly. She was already lifting the +pump-handle again. "But----" + +The simple, innocent woman did not understand; and, when he continued +to sit there like a helpless lump of misery, she asked: + +"Do you have a pain anywhere?" + +"No, I haven't any pains." + +"Are you tired?" + +He was still tired, and said so. + +"And I woke you up! I'll tell you what, you must go to sleep and take +a good nap." + +She began drying him off, as if that were a usual thing in her day's +work. Then she rolled him up in a sheet and carried him off like a sack +of clothes. He could not but notice the way she laid him down. Then +she covered him warmly. + +"Straighten out your legs, my boy." + +Walter did as she said, and experienced an indescribable feeling of +comfort. And when she punched him and patted him and tucked him in, +and said: "Poor child, you can sleep good now. This is Femke's bed, +you know----" then he was more than comfortable; he was delighted. + +When he awakened at about four o'clock in the afternoon he heard +whispering voices. He listened, at first to find out where he was, +and then to understand what was being said. + +It seemed as if there were a plot further to confuse Sietske with +Femke in his mind. + +"Yes, Sietske; but what does he mean by lying out like that? If I +were his mother----" + +The answer was: + +"Cousin, I don't suppose his mother knows about it. Hermann did the +same thing once. That's the way boys are." + +Oho! Sietske was there; and Mrs. Claus was her cousin, and her name +was Sietske too! And that girl--there in Mrs. Goremest's place? + +His thoughts became more and more confused; though physically he +felt well. + +How would it do, he thought, to tear a little piece out of the sheet, +so as to be able to examine it to-morrow and make certain of himself +and his adventures? + +If he had been accustomed to fine bedlinen at home, he might now +have taken an especial pleasure in Mrs. Claus's extremely rough +homemade linen. Hm! He had always dreamed of princesses sleeping on +embroidered silk, among diamonds and pearls! He did not yet know that +it is possible to conceive royal and imperial highnesses otherwise +at night, and that perhaps a princess might sometimes be willing to +tousle Femke's bed. + +He looked about the room. There was another small bed, where, he +supposed, Femke's mother slept. Across the room was the chimney. Here +were small shelves decorated with works of art. Walter noticed the +"resurrection of Lazarus." Four chairs were in the room. One was +standing by his bed, and on it his clothes were carefully arranged. + +In the middle of the room stood a table; and the drawer was partly +open. It was too full. Father Jansen's woolen socks were peeping +out while they waited for repairs. Walter wondered if those other +objectionable articles were there too. + +On the wall, at the head of his bed, hung a crucifix, with a small +basin of holy water. With that she crosses herself, he thought. He +stuck his hand into it: it was dry. The whole arrangement was fastened +to an embroidered piece of cardboard, and, when he touched it, +something fell from behind it. + +It looked like a large-sized letter. Walter picked it up and looked for +the address. He felt that it must be a letter from Femke to him. Then +he reproached himself, and, trembling with emotion, restored the piece +of paper to its place. He had held it up to the light: it was the +Ophelia that he had presented her after his illness! She had treasured +the picture together with the most sacred thing she possessed. + +He was wide awake now; but who wouldn't wake up on receiving a letter +from Heaven? + +He dressed himself and went into the other room, where he supposed +Mrs. Claus and Sietske were. Not a soul was to be seen. For the first +time it occurred to him that after those few words he had heard nothing +more. The girl had surely visited her "cousin" and then gone away. + +But Mrs. Claus herself? Perhaps she, too, had gone away. This was +the case; however, she had not gone out without leaving behind her +a peculiar sign of her uncouth character and lack of refinement. On +a small table, before which stood an inviting chair, lay two pieces +of bread and butter of her standard make. Beside them was a pot of +coffee. To be sure, it was cold now; but--well, Walter acted quickly +"according to his convictions." + +Other thoughts now forced themselves on his mind. The "House of +Pieterse" appeared to his mind's eye as a menacing waterspout. In +the face of this danger difficult questions that had been clamoring +for answer had to be forgotten. + +To go home? For heaven's sake, no! + +His mother, Stoffel, his sisters--all had turned into Macbethan +witches. In his imagination, even Leentje had deserted him and was +asking him to beg forgiveness for his shameful behavior. He thought +of the prodigal son; though he knew that no calf, fat or otherwise, +would be slaughtered on his return. + +Sakkerloot! I haven't done anything wrong; I haven't squandered +anything--not a doit of my inheritance! Have I allowed the wine to +run out? Not a drop! + +But something must have been the matter; for--he did not dare to +go home. + +Have I had any pleasure? Have I enjoyed any feast with four young +ladies? No! Have I allowed hounds to run around loose in the +banquet-hall? Have I had any negro servant to hold my horse? + +There he took his stand. And he stayed there. Of camels and girls and +wine he felt that he was innocent; but himself, and his adventures +of the night, he was unable further to explain. + +"I wish I were a crumb of bread," he sighed, as he stuck one into +his mouth, "then I would know where I belong." + +Doubtless the first crumb of bread that was ever envied by a ruler. + +Go to America? + +Yes, if he only had those hundred florins that Mr. Motto had relieved +him of. Of course that worthy gentleman was now living like a prince +on the money. At least, Juffrouw Pieterse had said as much. But, +even if he had the money, he could not go away and leave Mrs. Claus's +house to the mercy of stray thieves and robbers. In a way, hadn't he +on yesterday evening taken the field against robbers? + +Besides, he had no cap. There was nothing in sight that looked like +a hat. Yes--there hung a North Holland cap! + +Femke? America? + + + + +CHAPTER XXX + + +While Walter was looking at Femke's cap and revolving other plans of +escape, the door opened and Kaatje, the girl from Holsma's, walked +in. Not recognizing her, Walter did not understand her when she said +that Femke had sent her to ask how he was. He looked at the messenger +searchingly; then he asked: + +"Are you trying to make a fool of me?" + +He had puzzled over recent events till everything seemed ghostly and +unreal; and he was angry. + +"My dear sir, Femke sent me." + +"What Femke? Somebody's grandmother again." He took a step forward; +and his attitude was threatening. + +"Are you that giant Miller's sweetheart?" taking another step forward, +while Kaatje fell back. + +"Young man!" + +Kaatje was already outside of the door, Walter close after her with +his fists doubled up. + +"Young man, what's the matter with you?" + +"What's the matter with me? I'm tired of being made a fool of. You +understand?" + +She retreated backwards; he pursued. It may have looked comical; but +that was the way his anger chose to express itself. In this manner +the girl returned by the same way she came, which was the footpath +across the meadow where the clothes were dried. + +"Oh, heavens! If the doctor would only come." + +"What do you think of me?" Walter said, punctuating his words. + +"Oh, Lord!" + +"Do you think I'm drunk?" + +"Oh, no, no. Not at all!" + +"Or crazy?" + +"No, no!--Where can the doctor be so long!" + +Two very similar shouts put an end to the strained situation. + +"Thank God, there he is!" + +"Thank God, there it is!" + +One cry came from Dr. Holsma's coachman, who was driving up hurriedly; +the other cry meant that two boys, who were fishing in the ditch for +frogs, had caught Walter's cap. + +Walter accepted his lost property without question or complaint; +while Kaatje, with tears in her eyes, ran up to Dr. Holsma to explain +what was the matter. + +"Is it really so bad?" asked that gentleman presently. + +He approached Walter, who was shaking the mud from his cap, glad to +think that he was concealing his embarrassment and fright. + +"Well, my boy, it's a good thing I met you here. I wanted to ask you +if you wouldn't like to take dinner with us this evening. Afterwards +we will all go out for a little amusement, if you like." + +That was the tone Walter needed to hear. He burst into tears. + +"Thank you, thank you! That will be nice for my mother, too." + +Holsma motioned to Kaatje, who had timidly retired to the background. + +"Go to Juffrouw Pieterse and tell her that the young gentleman dines +with us, and that he is going to spend the evening with us." + +"Yes," cried Walter quickly, "and----" + +The doctor looked at him anxiously. He was afraid that he saw symptoms +of the alleged mental disorder; but Walter's eye was calm and gave +no ground for fear. + +"M'neer, can't she say too that I----" + +"Out with it, my boy! What have you on your heart?" + +"That I was with you--all day!" + +Holsma reflected. + +"Certainly," he said, "all day." + +"From early this morning--from seven o'clock on." + +"From seven o'clock on," the doctor repeated. + +"And--I ate breakfast at your house." + +"Certainly, the young gentleman ate breakfast at our house. To be +sure, he ate breakfast with us. Kaatje, you can ride in the carriage +with us." + +As Holsma helped Walter in he gave the coachman directions to stop at +Juffrouw Pieterse's, where "the girl" was "to leave a message." When +he took a seat by his protÈgÈ, Walter pressed his hand and exclaimed: +"Oh, what a good fortune it is that I found you!" + +"Do you think so? It was only a--mere accident. Mrs. Claus is a----" + +"A cousin?" interrupted Walter. + +"Yes, and she's a good woman," said Holsma. "She is a cousin of ours, +and I came to visit her. I do that every week, not as a physician, +but as a kinsman. You can go to see her as much as you like: nothing +will hurt you there." + +"M'neer!" exclaimed Walter suddenly--and he caught his breath--"I +think so much of Femke!" + +"So?" answered Holsma dryly. "I do too." + +The doctor was diagnosing Walter's case; but he preferred to do it +quietly. While speaking of indifferent things, he noted that Kaatje had +been mistaken; that Walter was both excited and exhausted, but that +his mind was unaffected. On the contrary, his mind was growing. His +soul was expanding. + +When Kaatje left the carriage, Walter felt that the time had come to +give and receive explanations. Holsma was of a contrary opinion. He +was friendly enough, but showed no inclination for heart-to-heart +confidences. Walter's confusing story was promptly interrupted. + +"I've heard that you're going to enter the world of business." + +"Yes, sir, the day after to-morrow." + +"Well, that isn't bad, if you get into the right hands. You must work, +though; and that's good for boys like you." + +Fearing that Walter might imagine he was something more than the +average boy, Holsma continued immediately: + +"It's a good thing for everybody, especially young people. They're +all alike; and all need to work. All boys must work; and girls, +too. Everybody must work." + +Walter did not understand that the doctor was giving him a dose +of medicine; but he saw that the time for explanations had not +yet arrived. Still he would have felt better if he could have +unburdened his mind of at least a part of those persistent memories +of last night. His instinct of chivalry would have prevented him +from mentioning the details of the Laps affair, which, after all, +had only been an ineffective attack. + +He began again; but the doctor interrupted him before he had hardly +mentioned the fried potatoes. + +"Yes, such things happen to everybody. That doesn't amount to +anything. The thing for young people to do--and for old people, +too--is to work. It seems to be rather windy." + +That was true. If it had only been as windy yesterday. + +"Do you like pictures?" asked Holsma, when they had left the carriage +and were entering his home. + +"Of course!" + +"Good! Just go into that room. Look at everything as long as you +please." + +The doctor pushed him into the room, then ran through the hall and +up the stairs to prepare the family for Walter's reception. + +Walter found little pleasure in paintings. He had had no training +in art. For him, a man with a dog and a hare was merely a man with a +dog and a hare. He felt that a poem ought to have been written about +it all; then it would have been intelligible. His glance fell on the +portrait of a woman, or a queen, or a fairy, or a mayor's daughter. + +Femke! + +Instead of the North Holland cap she wore a diadem of sparkling stars, +or rays of---- + +"Dinner is ready, and papa and mamma invite you to come out to the +dining-room. Are you still sore after your fall?" It was little +Sietske. + +"I didn't fall." + +"I mean from your fall on the table in the coffee-house. How +comical! Well, if you are all right again, we're going out this +evening--papa, mamma, William, Hermann, you, I--all! We're going to +the theatre!" + +Sietske had understood her orders. + +"Going out?--to the theatre? But my mother----" + +"Papa will attend to that. Don't worry; he will arrange everything." + +Once out in the hall, Walter hesitated again. He motioned to Sietske +and took her back into the room. + +"Sietske, who is that?" + +"That is a great-great-great-great-grandmother of ours." + +"But she looks like----" + +"Like Femke! Of course. Like me, too. When Hermann puts on such a +cap you can't tell him from Femke. Come, now. We mustn't keep mamma +waiting." + +On entering the dining-room Walter was met by that quiet cordiality +that the doctor had prescribed. When all were seated Sietske mentioned +the picture again in apologizing to Walter for hurrying him away +from it. + +"Yes," remarked the doctor quietly, "there is some resemblance; +but Femke is not so pretty. No, not by a great deal." + +A cold douche! + +Walter had never thought of Femke's beauty. He really did not know +whether the girl was pretty, or not. + +"Will you take some sauce, Walter?" + +She had called him brother, so solemnly, and with such a mien! Of +course the lady in the portrait, with the sparkling diadem, would +hold out her hand the same way. Walter made an awkward gesture with +his hand. + +"Salad?" asked Sietske. + +"It will be crowded," said Mevrouw Holsma. "Everyone will want to see +the kings and princes. We haven't asked our guest yet if he wants to +go. We're going to the theatre; would you like to go with us?" + +Walter was charmed at the prospect. He had never been in a theatre, +but had long wanted to see such a play as Leentje had described. He +cared nothing for kings. He would have given a dozen kings for one +baron carrying away a girl in the approved manner. The Glorioso +influence was still on him. + +"We shall see half of the sovereigns of Europe," said Holsma, "and +a dozen candidates----" + +Walter wondered what the candidates would do in the "comedy." Sietske +explained. + +There was still plenty of time. Holsma was going out to see a patient +and promised to stop at Juffrouw Pieterse's. + +For reasons of fashion and feminine finery the play was not to begin +till nine o'clock. + +Walter heard that Femke, too, was to witness the performance; and from +the conversation he gathered that the relations existing between the +aristocratic family and the poor wash-girl were most cordial. Mevrouw +Holsma sent Sietske to ask Femke to come in; but Femke preferred to +remain with little Erich, with whom she was playing at the time. + +"Erich?" thought Walter. + +"I thought as much," said Mevrouw Holsma. "That's why she wasn't at +the table. She would rather stay with the baby." + +"She says, too, that we sit at the table too long for her," added +Sietske. + +"She wouldn't enjoy the play anyway," observed William. "She's a good +girl, but she's a little thick-headed. Don't you think so, mamma?" + +"Everyone must act according to his own convictions, and consult his +own tastes. Femke is too good to be forced to anything." + +There must have been some special reason why the mother was going +to the theatre with the rest, when she preferred to stay at home +with little Erich, who had the measles. But she was going to remain +"only a little while," and then come back with Uncle Sybrand. He +would return to the theatre taking Femke with him, if she cared to go. + +"I call it thick-headedness," affirmed William. "She just don't want +to put on a fine dress." + +"No, she doesn't want to be a fine lady," said the mother. "She is +very sensible and fears that this might disturb her relations with her +mother. We ought to have taken her when she was little; but Mrs. Claus +couldn't give her up then. And now Femke can't give herself up." + +"She's only stubborn," William explained. + +"She is proud," corrected his mother, "too proud to appear other than +she is. She wouldn't exchange places with a princess." + +Uncle Sybrand came. He announced that the "Scylla" of Rotgans was to be +given, followed by "Chloris," with something else as a close. Holsma +had already returned, bringing Walter the assurance that it was all +right with his mother. + +Walter was enchanted in anticipation. Was he still thinking of Femke? + +William said: "So far as I'm concerned she can stay at home. Suppose +the students were to see me with a peasant girl! What would they do +for me when I enter college in September?" + +Such an Amsterdamer calls everybody a "peasant," even if he is a +student and able to explain what sort of a "Scylla" that was. + +All were now dressed and starting. Walter was to see his first +"comedy," and, perhaps, take a part in one. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI + + +Good Muse, sweet Muse, take us back to Pieterseville again. Whisper +to me and tell me what happened there during Walter's romantic +enchantment; and have a care that my language rises to the dignity +of the subject. + +We know already, Clio, how the mistress of the castle saw her progeny +depart to protect the distressed lady from the nefarious attacks of +robbers and murderers; how her blessing and the consecrated blade were +withheld, and how the brave youth sallied forth with a nightcap his +only weapon. We know, too, how the bachelor Stoffel, the hereditary +custodian of the reputation of the family---- + +Ah, let us treat the matter quite simply, and leave the muse alone. + +On the Friday evening in question Juffrouw Pieterse went to bed as +usual. The others did the same. There were no indications of bad +dreams. There was no trace of anxiety over the terrible danger to +which Walter had thoughtlessly exposed himself. This might have +been because they did not know of the danger. It had not been at +all necessary for Juffrouw Laps to conceal her intention so slyly +and always omit Walter's name from the knighthood of the Pieterse +family. Thanks to the stupidity of the family, she might have gained +her point without any finesse. + +Saturday morning dawned, that morning on which Mrs. Claus applied +the restoratives so abundantly, and so efficaciously. + +"I wonder where in the world the boy can be so long?" said the mother. + +"I don't suppose he got up very early; and then maybe she had him to +read a chapter out of the Bible at breakfast." + +This explanation by Stoffel quieted the family for half an hour. + +"How would it do for you to go over there?" Juffrouw Pieterse proposed +at last. + +"I'm not going, mother. You know it isn't on my way to school." + +That was a sufficient reason. Never do anything that isn't on your +way--one of the favorite maxims of conservatism. Stoffel himself did +not know how profound was the wisdom of his political aphorism. + +"How would it do, then, to send Leentje over to Juffrouw Laps's to +inquire about Walter?" + +This proposal met with approval, and Leentje was dispatched forthwith. + +Oh, poor Juffrouw Laps! She was "the most wretched woman in the world;" +and the room from which Walter had fled so suddenly was now the temple +of all the heterogeneous griefs and pains that novelists ever make +use of. + +I will not place Walter above Joseph, Theseus, Jason or Hippolytos. May +Apollo preserve me from such blind partiality. Not by any means do I +regard my hero as the most interesting mortal that ever left a woman +in the lurch. No, not in Walter's worth do I seek for the measure +of the forsaken lady's despair. Indeed, Juffrouw Laps's pain was +not caused by any reflections as to the beauty or excellence of the +vanished knight. There was another element in the matter that was +filling her with horror and driving her to distraction. With all due +respect for the suffering of other abandoned ladies, Asnath, Ariadne, +Medea, Phaedra--but Juffrouw Laps had to face Walter's family. That +was the trouble. + +Her fertile brain evolved the most wonderful plans. How would it do for +her to tell that he had been carried away in a fiery chariot before +the eyes of the people, like Elias of old? She discarded the idea, +for fear that no one would believe it. + +At first she had waited at the window, watching for her little Theseus +to return. When she saw him no more she thought that perhaps the mob +had carried him off with them. That was not an unpleasant thought; +since her fear for his return to his family was greater than her +desire for his return to her. This is easily understood: what might +he not tell at home? + +It was already daylight; but Juffrouw Laps knew that it was too early +to go to the Pieterses'. Besides, what would she say? That her little +knight had run away during the night? And why? Whither? How did she +know but that he had already told the story in all its details? + +She determined--not to determine upon anything, and to leave the +matter with the "Master" for the present. With this pious resolve she +climbed into her maidenly bed; and, before falling asleep, she groaned: +"If the rascal had only broken his neck, like the high priest Eli, +in First Samuel, 4!" + +No doubt the Master saw the distress of his faithful disciple and +taught her how to meet the situation that awaited her waking; for +Leentje soon returned with the assurance of Juffrouw Laps that Walter +was out taking a morning walk. + +In a way, this was the truth. The Juffrouw merely neglected to add +why he was taking a walk, and at what hour in the morning he had gone +out. Leentje, suspecting nothing, asked no questions. For her it was a +"matter of course" that he would not go out in the middle of the night. + +The family now regarded the incident as fresh evidence of Walter's +objectionable habit of roving, and nothing more. They felt no anxiety +for his personal safety. + +"There it is again!" said the mother. "The trouble and vexation I +have with that boy. Anybody else would sit down for a while after +breakfast; but he--what does he do? He runs away before it's hardly +daylight. Is that any way to do, Stoffel?" + +"No, mother." + +"And to leave us here anxious and worrying over him!" + +"Yes, mother." + +"This is a nice caper he's cutting again. He knows very well that +we're all uneasy and won't have a minute's peace till he comes. God +only knows where he is." + +Stoffel could not wait to hear more. It was time for him to go +to school. + +It may be repeated that there was not a word of truth in all this +uneasiness and anxiety. The family considered such a display to be the +proper thing; though, for the rest, they did not manifest the slightest +interest in Walter's fate. For aught they knew some accident might +have happened to the boy; but, instead of making a serious effort to +find out what had become of him, his mother found it easier to accuse +him of indecorous conduct and general worthlessness. + +Thus matters remained until Dr. Holsma's carriage drove up before +Juffrouw Pieterse's door that afternoon and Kaatje alighted with her +message. After the recent fright Walter had given her, she was glad +enough to escape from such close proximity to the young lunatic. For +thus she regarded him. + +All rushed to the window. + +"There he is; there he is!" cried the whole family in a breath, and +as loud as they could. "Did you ever! Really, he's sitting there in +Dr. Holsma's carriage." + +This flattering observation banished everything else from their +thoughts, and made Kaatje's task an easy one. It was now a simple +matter for her to allay their fears. They were no longer concerned +to know where Walter had been. It was enough that he was now in +Dr. Holsma's carriage. + +"Ate breakfast at the doctor's? Girl, you don't say so! And--and--why +isn't the coachman wearing his furs?" + +Kaatje was dumbfounded and could only stammer some reference to the +season. In fact, the manner in which her message was being received +strengthened her worst suspicions of Walter's sanity. It seemed to +her that the entire family was a little "off." + +"And he really ate breakfast at the doctor's? Do you understand, +Trudie? Ate breakfast at Dr. Holsma's!" + +"Yes, he ate breakfast with us. To be sure he did. The doctor himself +said so." + +"At Dr. Holsma's, and ate breakfast there?" + +"Why, certainly. Where else?" + +"And did he use the good manners I've taught him?" + +"Of course, Juffrouw! But----" + +"And is he now in the carriage with the doctor?" + +"Why, Juffrouw--naturally!" + +"Listen, my dear," continued the proud mother, "I am going to tell you +something; but you need not repeat it to anybody else. Don't you know, +that's an unusual child!" + +"Yes," sighed Kaatje, thoroughly convinced, "I know it." + +"You know it, don't you? And do you know why? I'm going to tell +you. He's an unusual child, because--Pietro, move away a little, and +you, too, Mina. Trudie, you can stay where you are, but pay attention +to your knitting!--he's an unusual child, don't you know, because, +before he was born, you understand----" + +"Oh, Juffrouw!" + +"Yes, my dear, I dreamed of a butterfly; and it was dragging off an +elephant! You understand now?" + +"Oh, yes, Juffrouw. I understand exactly." + +"Don't you see? That's the reason. Give the doctor my politest regards, +and thank him for me. If he's only well-behaved--I mean Walter. And +the coachman wears such a fur cap only in the winter?" + +Kaatje managed to escape, fully resolved never to dream of elephants +and butterflies. Such an indulgence seemed to her to be particularly +dangerous; for she now began to think in all seriousness that the +whole family was crazy, and that what she had seen in Walter was +merely a sample of the general disorder. + +When a few hours later the doctor himself stopped at Juffrouw +Pieterse's, her joy over Walter's exaltation know no bounds. Holsma +took note of the stupid woman's foibles and follies, and resolved +to prescribe an intellectual diet for Walter that would counteract +their influence. + +Poor Juffrouw Laps! If she had only known how happily everything +had turned out, how much worry she might have spared herself! In the +seclusion of her own room she was still quoting the Bible and fighting +for her honor. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII + + +The reader is now invited to return to the theatre party, from which +he was called suddenly away by the anxiety experienced in certain +quarters over Walter's disappearance. + +The family took their seats, in the parquet this time, having had to +give up their box to visiting potentates. The box was still unoccupied. + +"A comedy!" Walter thought. He looked about him and listened. + +The house was crowded, and everyone was talking. Backstairs gossip and +court scandals were passed around. People were wondering who would +sit there, and who would sit there. Later arrivals were pushing at +one another and quarreling about seats. + +"The programs for the princes are printed on silk. What do you suppose +it cost a yard?" + +"Rotgans is one of the first poets!" + +"Hm! Better say one of the second." + +"He's a poet of the seventh class." + +"Why, then, one of his plays? We have poets whose song is as clear +as a bell!" + +"Of course, Bilderdyk! A Phoenix!" + +"Oh, these foreigners don't understand a word of it anyway, and it +doesn't make any difference what the play is." + +"It's a pity about Floris." + +"Oh, there's something behind that." + +"Yes, Bilderdyk is a patriot." + +"A genuine Hollander!" + +"A genuine----" + +"He will give those foreigners something to think about." + +"Sh!---- ... not much flattery. No Hollander is going to do that." + +"Sh!" + +Everybody stood up. A footman appeared in the royal box, probably to +see whether the cushions were straight on the chairs, or not. + +"The idea, the very idea of standing up before a lackey!" + +It was enough to make them indignant; but they had done it, even +those who protested loudest. There were city aldermen in the number, +and doctors, and professors, and prominent business men, including, +perhaps, the great Kopperlith. + +Another period of babbling and waiting; then another footman +appeared. Again everybody sprang to his feet. Again all, except the +silent Holsmas, railed at such stupidity. + +The crowd became more restless. Innumerable times were they fooled by +some footman or other, who opened a door to break the monotony. The +people were already beginning to complain, but softly, cautiously. + +Walter was carried away with the elegance and magnificence of it +all. One thing, however, jarred upon his sense of propriety: he +wondered how such swell folk could say such commonplace things. The +Holsmas said nothing. Only once, when Uncle Sybrand pointed to a +certain box, did they join in the general hubbub. + +"She will sit there, I think." + +"I shall be sorry if I have left little Erich all for nothing," +said Mevrouw Holsma. + +"He's safe with Femke." + +"Yes, but I had rather be with him myself. The child is sick. I'm +not going to wait much longer." + +"It's doubtful whether she will come with the others. I've heard that +she's full of moods and mischief. She cares nothing for convention. It +seems to run in the blood." + +"If she isn't here by ten o'clock I'm going. I don't care much about +it, anyway." + +This conversation occupied Walter for a short time. Who was this person +on whose account Mevrouw Holsma had left the bedside of her sick child? + +The tension of expectancy was broken, and a momentary excitement pulsed +through the multitude. All arose to their feet, and remained standing. + +An emperor, or something of the kind, entered the royal box. Walter +could see little; but he inferred what was going on from whisperings +he heard about him. His majesty had made a quick rush for his chair, +turning over a few other chairs in so doing. That was a habit of +his. Then he looked about the auditorium for a moment with squinted +eyes, jerked up his chair and fell into it. He was in a hurry. The +public was now at liberty to take their seats. + +The other boxes were now filled quickly, as if by a stroke of +magic. Remarkable costumes were on exhibition. There were bodices three +inches wide, with skirts of as many yards. Voluptuous bosoms hovered +between chin and girdle. Scanty sleevelets did not know whether they +were to cover arms or shoulders. The ladies wore kid gloves reaching to +their armpits, and on their heads were turbans and flower-gardens. The +uniforms of the gentlemen were even more conspicuous. Those shakos! The +enemy would have run at the sight of them. + +The orchestra began to play. It was that song about the brave Dunois, +of course. + +"Arise!" someone called; and all scrambled to their feet again in +honor of the brave hero. + +The curtain went up. + + + "Yes, Minos, on the present that I gave to thee---- + 'Twas stolen from the church----" + + +"What church?" asked Walter. + +"Sh!" from William. "Poetic license. You will see how it is." + + + "----hangs Nisus' crown and life." + + +"Qu'est-ze qu'elle changte?" cried the countess-palatine. Then she +let herself out on costumes, speaking in a noisy voice. + +Walter listened like a finch. Not that he understood very well; +but everything strange interested him intensely. + +Not a soul was touched by the tragic bravery of King Minos; no one was +listening. Poor Rotgans! Afterwards it was said that Napoleon had been +especially pleased with "our Snoel" and with "our Watlier." Goodness, +Napoleon! When he was to be crowned he had Talma the mimic to drill +him for the ceremony--instead of saying to Talma: "Look, this is the +way an emperor appears when he's crowned!" + +Walter listened attentively; even though he sometimes felt that he +could make such verses himself. + +During the performance another commotion arose. One of their majesties +had asked for a glass of orange lemonade; and this was something the +buffetier did not have. A runner was dispatched to the drug-store +post haste. He returned with a bottle of lemon-syrup. The situation +became threatening. The news spread like fire that they were making a +"Majesty" wait for such a trifle. King Minos declared: + + + "Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man--" + + +"De l'eau de fleur d'orange! que diantre!" cried a chamberlain. And +Minos noticed that nobody was interested in what was going on in +his interior. + +A confectioner up on "Olympus" allowed his light to flash out and +gave some valuable information; but the police had him by the collar +in a jiffy. He was to be dragged away and put in confinement for +the present. The technical charge was, "Making a demonstration for +the House of Orange." At that time the House of Orange was in exile, +and Napoleon's brother was king of Holland. + + + "Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man--" + + +repeated Minos with gusto. The conductor of the orchestra seized his +baton and was going to play, "Hail to the Emperor." Many stood up in +readiness to escape in case of danger. + +In the meantime the prisoner was screaming as if he were possessed; +but the two Italian police that Napoleon had brought with him could +not understand a word. + +The emperor himself had forgotten that he had called for orange water +and was now engrossed in a military map. + +"Qu' a-t-il?" he seemed to be asking the lady next to him. + +Minos had begun again and was once more repeating his assurance that +"feelings of pleasure thrill----" + +Walter noted that the grown-up members of the Holsma party did not +pay the slightest attention to the play. + +"If she doesn't come soon, I'm going," Mevrouw Holsma repeated. + +"Perhaps she's sitting further back in the emperor's box, where we +can't see her." + +"I've heard that in Paris she never stays fifteen minutes in the same +place. Maybe we shall find her somewhere else," remarked another. + +"I am not going to wait but five minutes longer. My little Erich is +worth more to me than a thousand cousins----" + +"Of the king," added Holsma. + +Walter had thought that they meant Femke. What, then, could be so +interesting about the princess? The boxes were full of them. + +At the close of the third act Mevrouw Holsma left with Uncle Sybrand, +who was to return with Femke. "If she will come," he said. "For she +cares nothing for such a fuss." + +Walter knew better. Uncle Sybrand ought to have seen her in the +"Juniper Berry." But a knight tells no tales. + +Old Minos is insanely in love with Ismene, who is so beautiful +and virtuous. Scylla is insanely in love with Minos, who is old and +dignified. Ismene is in love with Focus, who is a hero; and, possibly, +Focus loves Ismene, though he does not treat her quite gallantly. He +says to her: + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +The tumult on Mount Olympus began afresh. Had the rebellious +confectioner returned? All eyes were directed toward the gallery. A +policeman in uniform was seen remonstrating in vain with some men +on the front seat. In order to make them understand his French, or +Italian, he was pulling at their arms. They were to understand that +he did not want to arrest them, or kill them, but merely wanted them +to give up their seats. + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +"Qu' y a-t-il encore?" asked the emperor again; and, when one of the +chamberlains answered his question, he laughed heartily. Heads were +together everywhere. Something interesting was going forward on Mount +Olympus. People whispered and tittered and laughed outright. Their +eyes were fastened on the gallery. Even the emperor stood up and +leaned out of his box. But it did no good: he could not see around +the corner. He was surprised at this. + +The countess-palatine, however, had got to the bottom of the +matter. She was exchanging telegraphic messages with someone in the +background on Mount Olympus. No one was thinking of Rotgans' play. + +She was greeting someone with that famous fan. Whom? The rebellious +confectioner? With arms extended she was testifying that there was +something extraordinary up there among that rabble. + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +The countess-palatine threw off all restraint, and laughed and +laughed. After the emperor had laughed hilarity was permissible. Her +pleasure was beyond her control. + +I should have to have a double pen to report what Uncle Sybrand said +on his return, and, at the same time, reproduce the exclamation that +escaped Walter, who was looking towards the gallery with eyes and +mouth wide open. + +"Where is Femke?" asked Holsma. + +"She didn't want to come," replied Uncle Sybrand. "Just as I said." + +"There she is!" cried Walter. + +"Who?" + +"Femke, M'neer, Femke, Femke--that is Femke! And she----" + +The girl above had taken hold of the policeman by the collar and, +pushing him to one side, had pressed forward to the front row. There +she had seated herself on the laps of the fellows the policeman had +been negotiating with in vain. + +"It is Femke, M'neer. If only they don't hurt her!" + +Again the emperor stood up and stared at Mount Olympus. He saw the girl +with the North Holland cap and nodded to her. The countess-palatine +greeted again with her fan, as if she would congratulate her on +securing the seat. + +"But, M'neer, it is Femke," cried Walter, amazed that he received +no answer. + +Even Holsma and Sybrand were surprised, but not so much so as Walter. + +"Now, children," said Holsma, "you can tell your mother that we saw +her." And to Walter he continued, "That girl is a relation of ours." + +"Yes, Femke!" + +"No, that isn't her name; and----" + +"M'neer, don't I know Femke?" + +That sounded quite different from what Walter had said that evening +when he "denied" her. + +The girl's big blue eyes, roving about the hall, suddenly fell on +Walter. She bent over, looked him attentively in the face, then nodded +to him and threw him a kiss. + +At least, he thought it was that way; and it was that way. But everyone +in the parquet thought that the kiss had been intended for him. Folk +of quality were annoyed at the insolence of the peasant wench; while +more "sporty" persons returned the attention. + +Soon hissing was heard. The news had leaked out that Princess Erika, +the cousin of the king, had dressed in the national costume to show +her affection for the people. + +"Don't you believe it, M'neer? I tell you that is Femke," Walter +assured him with tears in his eyes. + +"No, no, my boy. That girl is not Femke." + +"But, she greeted me!" + +"You saw the emperor greet her; and you know he would not salute +a wash-girl." + +That was perhaps true; but it was hard for Walter to accept it. And, +on the other hand, it was just as hard for him to believe that the +princess was a cousin of the Holsmas. + +Again he imagined that the girl was nodding to him and motioning her +lips. It looked to him as if she said: "My brother!" Walter lisped +the words after her and pressed both hands to his breast. + +Yes, now he had it! They considered him a little daft and wanted +to cure him of his fixed idea. That would explain the visit to the +theatre and also Femke's alleged unwillingness to come with Uncle +Sybrand. But--how did she dare to interfere with the policeman? And +the greeting from the emperor? And how did Holsma know that he had +"denied" Femke, and that her presence could threaten his peace of mind? + +"Oh, M'neer, let Femke sit here! I will be perfectly quiet. I am so +afraid she will get hurt up there among those men." + +Holsma looked at him wistfully. After all, could Kaatje have been +right about it? He sought to distract Walter's attention by referring +to other things; but it was useless. + +"All right," said Holsma at last "I just wanted to tease you a +little. Femke is sitting up there, because she--doesn't wish to sit +here. She thinks that it wouldn't be proper, because she's only a +wash-girl. She's afraid we would be ashamed. You see?" + +"M'neer, no one need be ashamed to sit by her. Not even the emperor." + +"Yes, yes," agreed Holsma. "Quite so. Femke is a brave girl and +doesn't need to cringe before anybody. Watch the play, my boy." + +Walter was willing to do what the doctor said, but not without taking +leave of that glorious apparition. He looked up; and she smiled to +him again. Then she took from her breast a rose branch, with three +buds on it, held it a moment between the forefinger and thumb of her +left hand, pointed to Walter with her right and let it fall. + +The rosebuds landed on the bald pate of a stout gentleman near the +Holsma party. He seized them and examined them admiringly; but, before +he could decide what to do with them, Walter had sprung over half a +dozen chairs and deprived him of the precious property. With a glance +toward Olympus, Walter pressed the roses to his lips. Princess Erika +nodded approval; and the playful countess-palatine applauded lustily. + +That was more than Walter could bear. He had never forgiven himself +for denying her; but she, the noble, the big-hearted, the majestic +one!--she had proclaimed her pardon publicly before the people. And +that was why she preferred to sit in the gallery. She had washed +away the black spots from his soul; she had restored his soiled +chivalry. These thoughts flashed through Walter's mind like lightning. + +He sank to the floor in a faint. But was it any wonder? + +The Holsmas took him home with them for the night; and another message +was sent to Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Don't you see, Stoffel? Just as I said! I don't care if everybody +knows it. He's simply living at Dr. Holsma's. Trudie, don't forget when +Leentje goes to the grocer's---- Upon my soul, he's at Dr. Holsma's +all the time!" + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII + + +The next morning, Sunday, the doctor invited Walter into his study. He +spoke to him sympathetically and encouraged the boy to lay his case +before him; though he avoided everything that might make Walter believe +that his experiences were anything extraordinary. He already knew +more about it than Walter could tell. Even Walter's adventure with +Juffrouw Laps was perfectly transparent to him. There was nothing +lost to him because of the boy's lack of skill in handling the story. + +While Walter poured out to him his inner experiences, Holsma listened +quietly, as if it was all familiar to him. Walter's reverence and +passion for the good he interpreted as a commonplace phenomenon +incident to budding youth. He treated the boy's love for Femke as an +ordinary matter. He admitted that it had been exactly the same way +with him when he was a boy--a method that few parents and educators +seem to be familiar with. + +"Certainly, certainly, my boy. In such moods a fellow would like +to be everywhere at the same time, ruling, regulating and putting +things into order. He feels that he's responsible for everything; +and it hurts him to see so much crookedness in the world. I know very +well how it is. But you must consider the means and remedies at your +disposal. How are you going to begin to improve things?" + +Walter was silent. + +"Do you think that everyone is bad? I suppose you hardly think +that. There are plenty of people in the world who wish for the same +things that you are worrying about. Why don't they change the world?" + +Again Walter was silent. The very simplicity with which Holsma put +the question disconcerted him. + +"I will try to help you out. Do you believe that I am a good man?" + +"Oh, yes!" cried Walter enthusiastically. + +"You think so? Well, I think so too. I should be ashamed not to be +able to say that. Why don't I reform the world? You often speak of +Africa. That's because you don't know that country, my boy. And I, who +am a good man, have not abolished slavery. Why not, do you suppose?" + +Walter returned no answer. Holsma was busy with a surgical +operation. Is it any wonder that the patient tried to withdraw the +member that was being cut away? + +"I will present the matter to you differently. Do you hear that +knocking and hammering? Listen! That comes from the blacksmith's shop +over there. It isn't so bad on Sunday; but you can easily imagine +that the noise sometimes disturbs me." + +"In case of sickness!" + +"Yes, and also when I wish to think. And then I should like to see the +blacksmiths swept away--quick--just like that! But why don't I do it?" + +"Because--because you can't, M'neer." + +"Quite right. For the same reason I have not yet corrected any of the +wrongs in Africa. Nor in Asia; nor in America; nor in other countries +that I might mention. But yesterday evening, when you were taken sick +in the theatre, I brought you home with me and put you to bed. Then +I sent a messenger to quiet your mother. That was my duty, wasn't it? + +"No thanks, my boy. It seemed to me to be my duty; and I did +it--because I could. Whatever is impossible, is not my duty; and +that's the reason I don't take those blacksmiths between my thumb +and forefinger and transport them to some other clime. For the same +reason I don't fret over doings in Africa. Impossible duty is no duty; +and running after the impossible interferes with the performance of +real duties. At school did you ever fail to know a lesson?" + +"Oh yes, very often! But not lately; because Femke----" + +"Leave Femke out of account for the present. I may say something +about her another time. When you were neglecting your books at school, +you were thinking of other things, things far removed from your work. + +"That is a mistake that many young people make--don't be offended: +I did the same thing--and usually on account of laziness. It is more +convenient to imagine one's self soaring over the distant mountain +top than to lift a foot and step over the stone just in front of +one. Of all the million things that you would like to do there are +only a very few that you can do. Busy yourself with these few. That +is the way to succeed. Whatever comes up, always ask: 'What is my +immediate duty?' Will you promise to do this?" + +Walter gave Holsma his hand on it. + +"And you would like to know more, my boy? I would, too. What lies +before you? Well, you are behind in your studies. Other boys of your +age know more. We will speak of that again, however; for that is +something to be attended to later, and does not come under the head of +immediate duty. That smattering of Latin, for which you envy William, +you can acquire in a few months, when once you've learned how to use +your will. The enemies you have to fight now are quite different from +the knights of your romances. Do not underestimate the difficulties +you will have to contend with. That might result in your defeat. You +must learn to use your intellectual faculties at will; and keep a firm +grip on 'Fancy,' or else she will throw you head over heels. Dreaming +is not living." + +Walter nodded assent. + +"True manliness," Holsma continued, "means, to do what has to be done, +no difference how insignificant it may be. What would you think of a +lot of knights, who let tramps beat them over the heads because their +code of honor did not allow them to fight with tramps? You are going +into business now: come to me in a month and tell me if you have kept +your word. Then we will speak further; but--that first! Will you?" + +"Certainly I shall keep my word, M'neer. But, M'neer, may I ask----?" + +"About Femke? Well, that is a good, brave girl. She's a cousin +of mine." + +"But how did she happen to be----?" + +"The young lady in the theatre wasn't Femke. That was Princess +Erika. We wanted to see her because her ancestors were related to +ours. You rogue, you! There was nothing special about that." + +"A real princess?" + +"Yes; and Femke is a real wash-girl. I hope that Princess Erika has as +admirable a character as Femke. But don't attribute too much importance +to this, my boy. Such differences in related families are of frequent +occurrence, whether one notices them, or not. There was a time when +Erika's forefathers dressed themselves in skins; and mine did the +same. We don't know whether she is aware that she has relations here +or not. Uncle Sybrand found out--well, he takes a sort of pleasure +in tracing out the identity of opposites. Rightly understood, the +world is smaller than you imagine; everything is a link in the same +sequence. Who knows but that you may turn the course of history +to-morrow, when you go to work for--what is the style of the firm?" + +"Ouwetyd & Kopperlith." + +"Yes, when you go to work for Ouwetyd & Kopperlith. But, whether it's +to be an historical event, or not, perform your immediate duty. That +is the chivalrous, manly thing for you to do--if you will take my +advice. Will you?" + +"Yes, M'neer! But--Femke?" + +"There you go again! She has nothing to do with your immediate +duty. The lady that you must attend upon and serve faithfully is--who?" + +"Do you mean 'Business'?" + +"Right. If you are determined to know more about Femke, I will tell +you what she says. She says that for the present you must think of +nothing but your work." + +"Oh, I will, I will!" + +"For about ten years." + +"Ten years? Ten?" + +"Yes, that is what she said when she heard how little you know and +how little you can do." + +"Ten years?" + +"Yes, that is what she said. Perhaps eight, perhaps twelve, perhaps +twenty. One cannot say exactly beforehand. You understand that, +don't you?" + +"Ten years!" + +"So she said." + +"I will!" + +"Good. It will give me pleasure--and Femke, too. Don't imagine it +will be particularly difficult. Ten years ago thousands began just +where you will begin to-morrow; and they are still alive. So, you see, +it can be done. Besides, think only of the first month; and then the +time will seem shorter. I shall expect you to come to see me in about +a month; then we shall have more to say." + +Before Walter left, he promised again to banish all boyish follies +from his thoughts. But he put away the rosebuds; and he kept them. + + + + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WALTER PIETERSE *** + +***** This file should be named 30135-0.txt or 30135-0.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/3/0/1/3/30135/ + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will +be renamed. + +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. Special rules, set forth in the General Terms of Use part +of this license, apply to copying and distributing Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic works to protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm +concept and trademark. Project Gutenberg is a registered trademark, +and may not be used if you charge for the eBooks, unless you receive +specific permission. If you do not charge anything for copies of this +eBook, complying with the rules is very easy. You may use this eBook +for nearly any purpose such as creation of derivative works, reports, +performances and research. They may be modified and printed and given +away--you may do practically ANYTHING in the United States with eBooks +not protected by U.S. copyright law. Redistribution is subject to the +trademark license, especially commercial redistribution. + +START: FULL LICENSE + +THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE +PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK + +To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free +distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work +(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project +Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full +Project Gutenberg-tm License available with this file or online at +www.gutenberg.org/license. + +Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic works + +1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to +and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property +(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all +the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or +destroy all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your +possession. If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a +Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound +by the terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the +person or entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph +1.E.8. + +1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be +used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who +agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few +things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works +even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See +paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this +agreement and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic works. See paragraph 1.E below. + +1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the +Foundation" or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection +of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual +works in the collection are in the public domain in the United +States. If an individual work is unprotected by copyright law in the +United States and you are located in the United States, we do not +claim a right to prevent you from copying, distributing, performing, +displaying or creating derivative works based on the work as long as +all references to Project Gutenberg are removed. Of course, we hope +that you will support the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting +free access to electronic works by freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm +works in compliance with the terms of this agreement for keeping the +Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with the work. You can easily +comply with the terms of this agreement by keeping this work in the +same format with its attached full Project Gutenberg-tm License when +you share it without charge with others. + +1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern +what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are +in a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, +check the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this +agreement before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, +distributing or creating derivative works based on this work or any +other Project Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no +representations concerning the copyright status of any work in any +country outside the United States. + +1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg: + +1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other +immediate access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear +prominently whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work +on which the phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the +phrase "Project Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, +performed, viewed, copied or distributed: + + This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and + most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no + restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it + under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this + eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the + United States, you will have to check the laws of the country where + you are located before using this eBook. + +1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is +derived from texts not protected by U.S. copyright law (does not +contain a notice indicating that it is posted with permission of the +copyright holder), the work can be copied and distributed to anyone in +the United States without paying any fees or charges. If you are +redistributing or providing access to a work with the phrase "Project +Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the work, you must comply +either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 or +obtain permission for the use of the work and the Project Gutenberg-tm +trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or 1.E.9. + +1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted +with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution +must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any +additional terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms +will be linked to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works +posted with the permission of the copyright holder found at the +beginning of this work. + +1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm +License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this +work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm. + +1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this +electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without +prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with +active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project +Gutenberg-tm License. + +1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary, +compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including +any word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access +to or distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format +other than "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official +version posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site +(www.gutenberg.org), you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense +to the user, provide a copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means +of obtaining a copy upon request, of the work in its original "Plain +Vanilla ASCII" or other form. Any alternate format must include the +full Project Gutenberg-tm License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1. + +1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying, +performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works +unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9. + +1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing +access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works +provided that + +* You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from + the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method + you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is owed + to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he has + agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the Project + Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments must be paid + within 60 days following each date on which you prepare (or are + legally required to prepare) your periodic tax returns. Royalty + payments should be clearly marked as such and sent to the Project + Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the address specified in + Section 4, "Information about donations to the Project Gutenberg + Literary Archive Foundation." + +* You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies + you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he + does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm + License. You must require such a user to return or destroy all + copies of the works possessed in a physical medium and discontinue + all use of and all access to other copies of Project Gutenberg-tm + works. + +* You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of + any money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the + electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days of + receipt of the work. + +* You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free + distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works. + +1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic work or group of works on different terms than +are set forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing +from both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and The +Project Gutenberg Trademark LLC, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm +trademark. Contact the Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below. + +1.F. + +1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable +effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread +works not protected by U.S. copyright law in creating the Project +Gutenberg-tm collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may +contain "Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate +or corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other +intellectual property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or +other medium, a computer virus, or computer codes that damage or +cannot be read by your equipment. + +1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right +of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project +Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project +Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all +liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal +fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT +LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE +PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH 1.F.3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE +TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE +LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR +INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH +DAMAGE. + +1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a +defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can +receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a +written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you +received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium +with your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you +with the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in +lieu of a refund. If you received the work electronically, the person +or entity providing it to you may choose to give you a second +opportunity to receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If +the second copy is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing +without further opportunities to fix the problem. + +1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth +in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS', WITH NO +OTHER WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT +LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE. + +1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied +warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of +damages. If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement +violates the law of the state applicable to this agreement, the +agreement shall be interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or +limitation permitted by the applicable state law. The invalidity or +unenforceability of any provision of this agreement shall not void the +remaining provisions. + +1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the +trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone +providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in +accordance with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the +production, promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic works, harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, +including legal fees, that arise directly or indirectly from any of +the following which you do or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this +or any Project Gutenberg-tm work, (b) alteration, modification, or +additions or deletions to any Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any +Defect you cause. + +Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm + +Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of +electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of +computers including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It +exists because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations +from people in all walks of life. + +Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the +assistance they need are critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's +goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will +remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project +Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure +and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future +generations. To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation and how your efforts and donations can help, see +Sections 3 and 4 and the Foundation information page at +www.gutenberg.org + +Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation + +The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit +501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the +state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal +Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification +number is 64-6221541. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent permitted by +U.S. federal laws and your state's laws. + +The Foundation's principal office is in Fairbanks, Alaska, with the +mailing address: PO Box 750175, Fairbanks, AK 99775, but its +volunteers and employees are scattered throughout numerous +locations. Its business office is located at 809 North 1500 West, Salt +Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887. Email contact links and up to +date contact information can be found at the Foundation's web site and +official page at www.gutenberg.org/contact + +For additional contact information: + + Dr. Gregory B. Newby + Chief Executive and Director + gbnewby@pglaf.org + +Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg +Literary Archive Foundation + +Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide +spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of +increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be +freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest +array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations +($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt +status with the IRS. + +The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating +charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United +States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a +considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up +with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations +where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To SEND +DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any particular +state visit www.gutenberg.org/donate + +While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we +have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition +against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who +approach us with offers to donate. + +International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make +any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from +outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff. + +Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation +methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other +ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations. To +donate, please visit: www.gutenberg.org/donate + +Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works. + +Professor Michael S. Hart was the originator of the Project +Gutenberg-tm concept of a library of electronic works that could be +freely shared with anyone. For forty years, he produced and +distributed Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of +volunteer support. + +Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as not protected by copyright in +the U.S. unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not +necessarily keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper +edition. + +Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search +facility: www.gutenberg.org + +This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm, +including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to +subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks. + + diff --git a/old/30135-0.zip b/old/30135-0.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..6c28eb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/30135-0.zip diff --git a/old/30135-h.zip b/old/30135-h.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..66605d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/30135-h.zip diff --git a/old/30135-h/30135-h.htm b/old/30135-h/30135-h.htm new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ad30321 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/30135-h/30135-h.htm @@ -0,0 +1,14780 @@ +<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" +"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> +<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en"> +<head> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8" /> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Style-Type" content="text/css" /> +<title>The Project Gutenberg eBook of Walter Pieterse: A Story of Holland</title> + +<style type="text/css" xml:space="preserve"> + +body { margin-left: 20%; + margin-right: 20%; + text-align: justify; } + +.titlePage +{ + border: #DDDDDD 2px solid; + margin: 3em 0% 7em 0%; + padding: 5em 10% 6em 10%; +} +h1.docTitle +{ + font-size:1.6em; + line-height:2em; +} +h2.byline +{ + font-size:1.1em; + font-weight:normal; + line-height:1.44em; +} +span.docAuthor +{ + font-size:1.2em; + font-weight:bold; +} +h2.docImprint +{ + font-size:1.2em; + font-weight:normal; +} +.transcribernote +{ + background-color:#DDE; + border:black 1px dotted; + color:#000; + font-family:sans-serif; + font-size:80%; + margin:2em 5%; + padding:1em; +} +.div1 +{ + padding-top: 4.8em; +} +h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 +{ + clear: both; + font-style: normal; + text-transform: none; +} +h3 +{ + font-size:1.2em; + line-height:1.2em; +} +h4 +{ + font-size:1em; + line-height:1.2em; +} +h4.lghead +{ + margin-left:10%; + margin-right:10%; +} +.alignright +{ + text-align:right; +} +p.tb, hr.tb +{ + margin-top: 1.6em; + margin-bottom: 1.6em; + margin-left: auto; + margin-right: auto; + text-align: center; +} +p.line +{ + margin:0 10%; +} +p.tocArgument +{ + font-size:0.9em; + line-height:1.2em; + text-indent:0; +} +p.tocArgument +{ + margin:1.58em 10%; +} +p.tocChapter +{ + margin:1.58em 0%; +} +.pagenum +{ + display:inline; + font-size:70%; + font-style:normal; + margin:0; + padding:0; + position:absolute; + right:1%; + text-align:right; +} +.poem +{ + margin-left:5%; + position:relative; + text-align:left; + width:90%; +} +.poem h4 +{ + font-weight:normal; + margin-left:5em; +} + +.tocPagenum +{ + position: absolute; + right: 16%; + top: auto; +} +span.corr +{ + border-bottom:1px dotted red; +} +.smallcaps +{ + font-variant:small-caps; +} +hr +{ + clear:both; + height:1px; + margin-left:auto; + margin-right:auto; + margin-top:1em; + text-align:center; + width:45%; +} +h2.docImprint,h1.docTitle,h2.byline,h2.docTitle,.aligncenter +{ + text-align:center; +} +h1,h2 +{ + font-size:1.44em; + line-height:1.5em; +} +h5,h6 +{ + font-size:1em; + font-style:italic; + line-height:1em; +} +p.firstlinecaps:first-line +{ + text-transform: uppercase; +} +p.dropcap:first-letter +{ + float: left; + clear: left; + margin: 0em 0.05em 0 0; + padding: 0px; + line-height: 0.8em; + font-size: 420%; + vertical-align:super; +} +.poem +{ + padding: .5em 0% .5em 0%; +} +div.blockquote +{ + font-size:0.9em; + line-height:1.2em; + margin:1.58em 5%; +} +.pagenum a +{ + text-decoration:none; +} +ul { list-style-type: disc; } +ol { list-style-type: decimal; } +.lsoff { list-style-type: none; } +.pglink + +.pglink:hover +{ + background-color: #DCFFDC; +} +.catlink:hover +{ + background-color: #FFFFDC; +} +.exlink:hover +{ + background-color: #FFDCDC; +} + +h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 +{ + color: #001FA4; + font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; +} +p.byline +{ + font-style: italic; + margin-bottom: 2em; +} +.pagenum, .pagenum a +{ + color: #AAAAAA; +} +p.dropcap:first-letter +{ + color: #001FA4; + font-weight: bold; +} +sub, sup +{ + line-height: 0; +} + +p.tocChapter +{ + text-align: center; + font-variant:small-caps; +} + +</style> + +</head> + +<body> + +<div style='text-align:center; font-size:1.2em; font-weight:bold;'>The Project Gutenberg eBook of Walter Pieterse, by Multatuli</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and +most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions +whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms +of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online +at <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org">www.gutenberg.org</a>. If you +are not located in the United States, you will have to check the laws of the +country where you are located before using this eBook. +</div> +<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Title: Walter Pieterse</div> +<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Author: Multatuli</div> +<div style='display:block; margin-top:1em; margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Translator: Hubert Evans</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Release Date: September 29, 2009 [eBook #30135]<br /> +[Most recently updated: January 15, 2021]</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Language: English</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'>Character set encoding: UTF-8</div> +<div style='display:block; margin-left:2em; text-indent:-2em'>Produced by: The Online Distributed Proofreading Team</div> +<div style='margin-top:2em;margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WALTER PIETERSE ***</div> + + <div class="front"> + <div class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <p class="aligncenter"> + Walter Pieterse + </p> + </div> + <div class="titlePage"> + <h1 class="docTitle"> + Walter Pieterse + </h1> + <h2 class="docTitle"> + A Story of Holland + </h2> + <h2 class="byline"> + By<br /> <span class="docAuthor">Multatuli</span><br /> (Eduard Douwes + Dekker)<br /> Translated by<br /> <span class="docAuthor">Hubert Evans, + Ph.D.</span> + </h2> + <h2 class="docImprint"> + New York<br /> Friderici & Gareis<br /> 6 East Seventeenth Street + </h2> + </div> + <div class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <p class="aligncenter"> + Copyright, 1904,<br /> By<br /> <span class="smallcaps">Friderici & + Gareis</span> <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e127" href="#xd0e127">v</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Preface + </h2> + <p> + Most of us know that The Hague is somewhere in Holland; and we all + know that Queen Wilhelmina takes a beautiful picture; but to how many + of us has it occurred that the land of Spinoza and Rembrandt is still + running a literary shop? + </p> + <p> + How many of us have ever heard of Eduard Douwes Dekker? Very few, I + fear, except professional critics. And yet, the man who, forty years + ago, became famous as Multatuli (I have borne much), was not only the + greatest figure in the modern literature of the Netherlands, but one + of the most powerful and original writers in the literature of the + world. An English critic has called him the Heine of Holland; Anatole + France calls him the Voltaire of the Netherlands. + </p> + <p> + Eduard Douwes Dekker was born in 1820, at Amsterdam, his father being + the captain of a merchantman trading in the Dutch colonies. At the age + of eighteen Dekker sailed on his father’s vessel for the East + Indies, determined to abandon the business career that had been mapped + out for him and enter the colonial service. In 1839 he received a + clerkship in the civil service at Batavia. He now remained in the + employ of the government for seventeen years, being promoted from one + grade to another until he was made Assistant Resident of Lebak in + 1856. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e137" href="#xd0e137">vi</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In this important position he used his influence to better the + condition of the natives; but, to his sorrow, he soon found that he + did not have the support of his superiors. What he conceived to be + right clashed with the line of conduct he was expected to follow. In a + rash moment of “righteous indignation” he handed in his + resignation; and it was accepted. + </p> + <p> + This hasty step put an end to a brilliant political career and + entailed upon Dekker years of disappointment and hardship. Seeing that + he was pursuing the wrong method to help either the Javanese, or + himself, he immediately tried to get reinstated, but without success. + In 1857 he returned to Holland and applied to the home government, + hoping to be vindicated and restored to his post. Again he was + disappointed. The government offered him another desirable position; + but, as it was a matter of principle with Dekker, he declined it. + </p> + <p> + When he saw that it was useless to importune the government further, + Dekker made his appeal to the people in “Max Havelaar” + (1860). The book was an instant success and made the name of Multatuli + famous. Through the perfidy of a supposed friend, however, Dekker + failed to get very substantial material rewards from this work. For + ten years yet he was struggling with poverty. + </p> + <p> + The Bohemian life that Dekker was now compelled to live—his + family was on the sufferance of friends—estranged him from his + wife and strengthened what some might call an unfortunate—or, at + least, an untimely—literary friendship that Dekker had formed + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e146" href="#xd0e146">vii</a>]</span>with + a certain Miss Mimi Schepel, of The Hague. The spiritual affinity + between the two soon developed a passion that neither could resist. + This estimable lady, who afterwards became Dekker’s second wife, + is still living, and has edited Dekker’s letters in nine + volumes. Dekker died in February, 1887, at his home in + Nieder-Ingelheim, where he had lived for several years. + </p> + <p> + The “Woutertje Pieterse” story was first published in + Dekker’s seven volume work entitled “Ideen.” Here it + is sandwiched in between miscellaneous sketches, essays and treatises, + being scattered all the way from Vol. I to Vol. VII. The story falls + naturally into two parts, of which the present volume is the first + part. The second part, written in a different key, deals with “Walter’s + Apprenticeship.” + </p> + <p> + A good deal of the flax, or silk, of his Chinaman’s pigtail, to + use Dekker’s form of expression, I have unraveled as being + extraneous matter. However, despite these omissions, it is quite + possible that some very sensitive person may still find objectionable + allusions in the book. If so, I must refer that one to the shade of + Multatuli. From his own admission his shoulders were evidently broad; + and, no doubt, they will be able to bear the additional strain. + </p> + <p class="alignright"> + <span class="smallcaps">Hubert Evans.</span> + </p> + <p> + <span class="smallcaps">New York City</span>, + </p> + <p style="text-indent: 4em; "> + <i>November, 1904</i>. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e164" + href="#xd0e164">ix</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="toc" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Contents + </h2> + <p> + <span class="tocPagenum">Page</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch1">Chapter I</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The origin of the story: regarding poetry, incurable love, false hair, + and the hero of the story—The dangers of fame and the advantage + of the upper shelf—The Chinaman’s pigtail, and the collar + of humanity <span class="tocPagenum"> 1</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch2">Chapter II</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + An Italian robber on the “Buitensingel” in Amsterdam—The + bitter suffering of the virtuous Amalia—Wax candles, the + palisades of morality—The cunning of the little Hallemans—The + limitations of space <span class="tocPagenum">9</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch3">Chapter III</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The difference between a sugar bowl and a Bible—Leentje’s + virtues and defects—An unfounded suspicion against Pennewip’s + honor <span class="tocPagenum"> 18</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch4">Chapter IV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The profound silence of Juffrouw Laps—Stoffel’s sermon—Walter’s + fidelity to Glorioso—The last king of Athens—Ruined + stomachs and bursted ear-drums <span class="tocPagenum">24</span> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e209" href="#xd0e209">x</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch5">Chapter V</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + How one may become a great man—The cleverness of M’sieu + Millaire—Versifying and the art of classifying everything—Hobby-horses + <span class="tocPagenum"> 27</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch6">Chapter VI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Preparations for a party—The assignment of rôles—The + conflict between wishing and being—Some tricks of fancy—The + two sawmills—Amalia and the ducks <span class="tocPagenum">34</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch7">Chapter VII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Poetry and wigs—The vexation and despair of the latter <span + class="tocPagenum">42</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch8">Chapter VIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A tea-evening, and how it began—Some gaps in the author’s + knowledge—Stoffel’s zoölogical joke—The cause + of the last Punic war—And the advantage of smoking <span + class="tocPagenum">48</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch9">Chapter IX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Echoes of the last Punic war—The defeat of Hannibal (Laps) by + Scipio (Pennewip) <span class="tocPagenum"> 61</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch10">Chapter X</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Causes of the tedious peace in Europe, showing the value of a “tea-evening” + as a study—Specimens of school-verse concluded—Suitable + for society poets and clever children <span class="tocPagenum">68</span> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e264" href="#xd0e264">xi</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch11">Chapter XI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Report on the condition of the leading characters after the + catastrophe—Walter again: a character-study <span + class="tocPagenum">75</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch12">Chapter XII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Leentje as a comforter and questioner—Prince Walter and his + dominions <span class="tocPagenum">80</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch13">Chapter XIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Convincing proofs of Walter’s improvement—His first + invitation—A study in love—Paradise and Peri <span + class="tocPagenum">87</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch14">Chapter XIV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Great changes in the Pieterse family—Walter becomes + poet-laureate at the court of Juffrouw Laps—The mountains of + Asia—The bridge, Glorioso, and love—again <span + class="tocPagenum">102</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch15">Chapter XV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter’s dream—A swell coachman—Juffrouw Laps’s + difficulties <span class="tocPagenum">117</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch16">Chapter XVI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Femke hunts for Walter, and finds him under peculiar circumstances—Her + adventures by the way <span class="tocPagenum">125</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch17">Chapter XVII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + The widower’s birthday—Klaasje’s poem, and how a + surprise may involve further surprises <span class="tocPagenum">132</span> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e328" href="#xd0e328">xii</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch18">Chapter XVIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter’s recovery—The doctor’s pictures—Amsterdam + dramaturgy <span class="tocPagenum"> 138</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch19">Chapter XIX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Pastors, sermons, and Juffrouw Laps—Chocolate, timidity, and + love—The fire that didn’t break out—Some details of + religious belief <span class="tocPagenum">150</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch20">Chapter XX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Our hero calls on the doctor—Some strange happenings—How + Walter delivered his present <span class="tocPagenum">161</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch21">Chapter XXI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Ophelia reaches her destination, and Femke becomes a queen—Walter’s + first experience “proposing”—Choosing a profession + <span class="tocPagenum">170</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch22">Chapter XXII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter enters the real world—The firm Motto, Business & Co.—The + technique of the novel—And the snuff of the Romans <span + class="tocPagenum">180</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch23">Chapter XXIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + How one may become a “prodigal” by studying the story of + the Prodigal Son <span class="tocPagenum"> 194</span> <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="xd0e383" href="#xd0e383">xiii</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch24">Chapter XXIV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Why Walter did not see Femke—The worldliness of a servant of the + church—The secret of Father Jansen’s deafness in his left + ear <span class="tocPagenum"> 201</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch25">Chapter XXV</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Kings and doughnuts—How the masses soar and fall—Walter’s + cowardice and remorse of conscience—A good remedy for the blues + <span class="tocPagenum"> 211</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch26">Chapter XXVI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Our hero retires thinking of Princess Erika, to be aroused by robbers + and murderers, who are in collusion with Juffrouw Laps <span + class="tocPagenum">225</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch27">Chapter XXVII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Walter alone with a pious lady, or Juffrouw Laps on the war-path <span + class="tocPagenum">240</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch28">Chapter XXVIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A midnight kiss—A wonderful statue in the “Juniper Berry”—Republicans + and True Dutch hearts—A sailor with—Femke? <span + class="tocPagenum"> 245</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch29">Chapter XXIX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Sunrise on the “Dam”—An exciting encounter with a + water-nymph—A letter from heaven—America, a haven for + prodigal sons <span class="tocPagenum">260</span> <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="xd0e438" href="#xd0e438">xiv</a>]</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch30">Chapter XXX</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A message from Femke, which Walter fails to understand—Dr. + Holsma to the rescue—Femke and family portraits—Femke, and + once more Femke <span class="tocPagenum"> 270</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch31">Chapter XXXI</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + Stoffel’s view of the matter—Juffrouw Laps’s + distress, and Juffrouw Pieterse’s elation—Elephants and + butterflies, and Kaatje’s conception of heredity <span + class="tocPagenum"> 279</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch32">Chapter XXXII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + A theatrical performance under difficulties—The contest between + Napoleon and King Minos of Crete—A Goddess on Mt. Olympus—Kisses + and rosebuds <span class="tocPagenum">286</span> + </p> + <p class="tocChapter"> + <a href="#ch33">Chapter XXXIII</a> + </p> + <p class="tocArgument"> + <span class="smallcaps">Conclusion</span> <span class="tocPagenum">298</span> + </p> + </div> + </div> + <p> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb1" href="#pb1">1</a>]</span> + </p> + <div class="body"> + <div id="ch1" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="super"> + Walter Pieterse + </h2> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter I + </h2> + <p> + I don’t know the year; but, since the reader will be interested + to know the time when this story begins, I will give him a few facts + to serve as landmarks. + </p> + <p> + My mother complained that provisions were dear, and fuel as well. So + it must have been before the discovery of Political Economy. Our + servant-girl married the barber’s assistant, who had only one + leg. “Such a saving of shoe-leather,” the good little soul + argued. But from this fact one might infer that the science of + Political Economy had already been discovered. + </p> + <p> + At all events, it was a long time ago. Amsterdam had no sidewalks, + import duties were still levied, in some civilized countries there + were still gallows, and people didn’t die every day of + nervousness. Yes, it was a long time ago. + </p> + <p> + The <i>Hartenstraat</i>! I have never comprehended why this street + should be called thus. Perhaps it is an error, and one ought to write + <i>Hertenstraat</i>, or something else. I have never found more + “heartiness” there than elsewhere; besides, “harts” + were <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb2" href="#pb2">2</a>]</span>not + particularly plentiful, although the place could boast of a poulterer + and dealer in venison. + </p> + <p> + I haven’t been there for a long time, and I only remember that + the <i>Straat</i> connects two main canal-streets, canals that I would + fill up if I had the power to make Amsterdam one of the most beautiful + cities of Europe. + </p> + <p> + My predilection for Amsterdam, our metropolis, does not make me blind + to her faults. Among these I would mention first her complete + inability to serve as the scene of things romantic. One finds here no + masked Dominos on the street, the common people are everywhere open to + inspection, no Ghetto, no Templebar, no Chinese quarter, no mysterious + courtyard. Whoever commits murder is hanged; and the girls are called + “Mietje” and “Jansje”—everything prose. + </p> + <p> + It requires courage to begin a story in a place ending with “dam.” + There it is difficult to have “Emeranties” and “Héloises”; + but even these would be of little use, since all of these belles have + already been profaned. + </p> + <p> + How do the French authors manage, though, to dress up their “Margots” + and “Marions” as ideals and protect their “Henris” + and <span class="corr" id="xd0e511" title="Not in source">“</span>Ernestes<span + class="corr" id="xd0e514" title="Not in source">”</span> from + the trite and trivial? These last remind one of <i lang="fr">M’sieu + Henri</i> or <i lang="fr"> M’sieu Erneste</i> just about like + our castle embankments remind one of filthy water. + </p> + <p> + Goethe was a courageous man: Gretchen, Klärchen—— + </p> + <p> + But I, in the Hartenstraat! + </p> + <p> + However, I am not writing a romance; and even if <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb3" href="#pb3">3</a>]</span>I should write one, I don’t + see why I shouldn’t publish it as a true story. For it is a true + story, the story of one who in his youth was in love with a sawmill + and had to endure this torture for a long time. + </p> + <p> + For love is torture, even if it is only love for a sawmill. + </p> + <p> + It will be seen that the story is going to be quite simple, in fact + too frail to stand alone. So here and there I am going to plait + something in with the thread of the narrative, just as the Chinaman + does with his pigtail when it is too thin. He has no <i lang="fr">Eau + de Lob</i> or oil from Macassar—but I admit that I have never + found at Macassar any berries which yielded the required oil. + </p> + <p> + To begin, in the Hartenstraat was a book-shop and circulating library. + A small boy with a city complexion stood on the step and seemed to be + unable to open the door. It was evident that he was trying to do + something that was beyond his strength. + </p> + <p> + He stretched out his hand towards the door knob repeatedly, but every + time he interrupted this motion either by stopping to pull + unnecessarily at a big square-cut collar that rested on his shoulders + like a yoke, or by uselessly lifting his hand to screen an ingenuous + cough. + </p> + <p> + He was apparently lost in the contemplation of the pictures that + covered the panes of glass in the door, turning them into a model + chart of inconceivable animals, four-cornered trees and impossible + soldiers. He was glancing continually to one side, like a criminal who + fears that he is going to be caught in the act. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb4" href="#pb4">4</a>]</span>It was manifest that he had + something in view which must be concealed from passers-by, and from + posterity, for that matter. His left hand was thrust under the skirts + of his little coat, clutching convulsively at something concealed in + his trousers pocket. To look at him one would have thought that Walter + contemplated a burglary, or something of the kind. + </p> + <p> + For his name was Walter. + </p> + <p> + It is a fortunate thing that it occurred to me to relate his history; + and now I consider it my duty to report that he was entirely innocent + of any burglarious or murderous intentions. + </p> + <p> + I only wish I could clear him of other sins as easily as this. The + object he was turning and twisting in his left breeches pocket was not + a house-key, nor a jimmy, nor a club, nor a tomahawk, nor any infernal + machine: It was a small piece of paper containing fourteen stivers, + which he had raised on his New Testament with Psalms at the grocer’s + on the “Ouwebrug”; and the thing that held him fast on the + Hartenstraat was nothing more or less than his entrance into the magic + world of romance. He was going to read “Glorioso.” + </p> + <p> + Glorioso! Reader, there are many imitations, but only one Glorioso. + All the Rinaldos and Fra Diavolos are not to <span class="corr" + id="xd0e554" title="Not in source">be</span> mentioned in the same + breath with Glorioso, this incomparable hero who carried away + countesses by the dozen, plundered popes and cardinals as if they were + ordinary fallible people, and made a testament-thief of Walter + Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + To be sure, Glorioso was not to blame for this last, certainly not. + One ought to be ashamed to be a <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb5" + href="#pb5">5</a>]</span>hero, or a genius, or even a robber, if on + this account one is to be held responsible for all the crimes that may + be committed years afterwards in the effort to get possession of one’s + history. + </p> + <p> + I myself object to any accusation of complicity in those evil deeds + that are committed after my death in quenching the thirst for + knowledge of my fate. Indeed, I shall never be deterred from a famous + career merely by the thought that some one may sell the New Testament + to get hold of the “Life and Deeds of Multatuli.” + </p> + <p> + “You rascal, what are you loitering around here for? If you want + anything, come in; if you don’t, make yourself scarce.” + </p> + <p> + And now Walter had to go in, or else abandon his cherished Glorioso. + But the man who bent over the counter and twisted himself like a crane + to open the door and snarl these words at our young hero did not have + a face that advised anything like turning back. He was angry. At first + Walter had not had the courage to go in; now he did not dare to turn + back. He felt himself drawn in. It was as if the book-shop swallowed + him. + </p> + <p> + “Glorioso, if you please, M’neer, and here——” + He drew that infernal machine from his pocket. “And here is + money——” + </p> + <p> + For he had learned from his schoolmates, who had infected him with + this craving for romance, that at the circulating library strangers + must deposit a forfeit. + </p> + <p> + The shopman seemed to regard himself as “sufficiently protected” + by the sum produced. He took <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb6" + href="#pb6">6</a>]</span>down a small volume, which was greasy and + well worn, and bore both within and without the traces of much unclean + enjoyment. + </p> + <p> + I am certain that the “Sermons of Pastor Splitvesel,” + which stood undisturbed on the top shelf and looked down + contemptuously on the literature of the day, would have been ashamed + to bring their spotless binding into contact with so much + uncleanliness. But it is not difficult to remain clean in the upper + row. I find, therefore, that the “sermons” were unjust; + and the same is true of many sermons. + </p> + <p> + After Walter had given his name to the man in a trembling voice, he + stuck the reward of his misdeed under his coat and hurried out the + door, like a cat making away with the prey for which it has waited for + hours. + </p> + <p> + Walter ran and ran, and did not know where to go. He couldn’t go + home; he was watched too closely there,—which was not very + difficult, as the space was rather limited. + </p> + <p> + He selected quiet streets and finally came to a gateway that he + remembered to have seen several times. It was a low, smooth arch, + where it always smelled like ashes. Here, as a truant, he had taken + that leap! He was with Franz Halleman, who had dared him to cut sacred + studies and jump from the top of this arch. Walter did it just because + little Franz had questioned his courage. + </p> + <p> + To this escapade he was indebted for his great familiarity with the + prophet Habakkuk, whose prophecies he had to copy twelve times as a + penalty. Further, the sprain that he got in his big toe on that <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb7" href="#pb7">7</a>]</span>occasion gave + him a good barometer in that organ, which always warned him of + approaching rain. + </p> + <p> + In a certain sense Habakkuk is to be regarded as marking a transition + in Walter’s life, <i>viz.</i> from nursery rhymes to books which + deal with big people. For some time he had felt his admiration for + “brave Heinriche” to be growing; and he was disgusted with + the paper peaches that are distributed as the reward of diligence in + the beautiful stories. Of any other peaches he had no knowledge, as + the real article was never seen in the houses he visited. + </p> + <p> + Nothing was more natural than that he should most ardently long to + talk with the older schoolboys about the wonders of the real world, + where people ride in coaches, devastate cities, marry princesses, and + stay up in the evening till after 10 o’clock—even if it + isn’t a birthday. And then at the table one helps one’s + self, and may select just whatever one wants to eat. So think + children. + </p> + <p> + Every boy has his heroic age, and humanity, as a whole, has worn the + little coat with the big collar. + </p> + <p> + But how far can this comparison be carried? Where does the identity + stop? Will the human race become mature? and more than mature?—old? + Feeble and childish? + </p> + <p> + How old are we now? Are we boys, youths, men? Or are we already——? + No, that would be too unpleasant to think of. + </p> + <p> + Let us suppose that we are just in the exuberance of youth! We are + then no longer children exactly, and still we may hope something of + the future. + </p> + <p> + Yes, of the future,—when this stifling school atmosphere <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb8" href="#pb8">8</a>]</span>has been blown + away. When we shall take pleasure in the short jacket of the boy that + comes after us; when people will be at liberty to be born without any + legal permit, and will not be reviled for it; when humanity will speak + one language; when metaphysics and religion have been forgotten, and + knowledge of nature takes the place of noble birth. When we shall have + broken away from the nursery stories. + </p> + <p> + There is some silk for my Chinaman’s pigtail. Some will say it + is only flax. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb9" href="#pb9">9</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch2" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter II + </h2> + <p> + Walter thought neither of the heroic age nor of Chinese cues. Without + any feeling for the beauty of the landscape, he hurried along till he + came to a bridge that spanned a marshy ditch. After looking about + carefully to assure himself that he was alone, he selected this bridge + for his reading-room, and proceeded at once to devour his robber + undisturbed. + </p> + <p> + For a moment I felt tempted to make the reader a participant of Walter’s + pleasure by giving a sketch of the immortal work that chained the boy’s + attention. But aside from the fact that I am not very well versed in + Glorioso—which fact of itself, though, would not prevent me from + speaking about him—I have many other things of a more urgent + nature to relate, and am compelled therefore to take the reader + directly to the Hartenstraat, hoping that he will be able to find his + way just as well as if he had crossed the Ouwebrug—the old + bridge. + </p> + <p> + Suffice it to say that Walter found the book “very nice.” + The virtuous Amalia, in the glare of flaring torches, at the death-bed + of her revered mother, in the dismal cypress valley, swearing that her + ardent love for the noble robber—through the horrible trapdoor, + the rusty chains, her briny tears—in a word, it was stirring! + And there was more morality in it, too, than in all the insipid + imitations. All the members of <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb10" + href="#pb10">10</a>]</span>the band were married and wore gloves. In + the cave was an altar, with wax tapers; and those chapters in which + girls were abducted always ended with a row of most decorous periods, + or with mysterious dashes—which Walter vainly held up to the + light in his effort to learn more about it. + </p> + <p> + He read to<span class="corr" id="xd0e622" title="Source: ,">:</span> + “Die, betrayer!” Then it was dark, and he knew that it was + time to go home. He was supposed to be taking a walk with the Halleman + boys,—who were “such respectable children.” With + regret he closed the precious volume and hurried away as fast as he + could, for he was afraid he was going to get a whipping for staying + away so long. + </p> + <p> + “You will never get permission again”—thus he was + always threatened on such occasions. But he understood, of course, + that they didn’t mean it. He knew too well that people like to + get rid of the children for a while when they are a little short of + space at home. And then the little Hallemans were “such + extraordinarily respectable children; they lived next to a house with + a portico, and recently they had taken off their little caps so + politely.” + </p> + <p> + Now, I don’t believe that the Hallemans were any more + respectable than other boys of Walter’s acquaintance; and, as I + would like to give some reasons for my belief, I am going to relate an + incident that had happened some time before this. + </p> + <p> + Walter never got any pocket-money. His mother considered this + unnecessary, because he got at home everything that he needed. It + mortified him to have to wait for an invitation to join in a game of + ball with his companions, and then be reminded that he <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb11" href="#pb11">11</a>]</span>had + contributed nothing towards buying the ball. In Walter’s time + that useful instrument of sport cost three doits—just a trifle. + Now I suppose they are more expensive—but no, cheaper, of + course, on account of Political Economy. + </p> + <p> + On many occasions he was depressed by reason of this lack of money. We + shall see later whether what his mother said was true, or not: that he + received at home everything he needed. It is certain that at home he + never had the privilege of doing with some little thing as he pleased, + which is very nice for children. And for grown-up people, too. + </p> + <p> + The Hallemans—who were so especially respectable—gave him + to understand that they had no desire to bear all the expenses. Franz + calculated that Walter’s friendship had already cost them nine + stivers, which I find high—not for the friendship, but merely as + an estimate. Gustave said it was still more; but that is a detail. + Gustave, too, had let him have four slate pencils, that he might court + “the tall Cecilia,” who wouldn’t have anything to do + with him because he wore a jacket stuck in his trousers—the kind + small boys wore then. She accepted the pencils, and then made Gustave + a present of them for a kiss. + </p> + <p> + The reproaches of the little Hallemans, who were so very respectable, + almost drove Walter to despair. + </p> + <p> + “I have told my mother, but she won’t give me anything.” + </p> + <p> + The little Hallemans, who were so respectable, said: “What’s + that you’re giving us? You’re a parasite.” + </p> + <p> + This was the first time Walter had ever heard the <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb12" href="#pb12">12</a>]</span>word, but he knew what it meant. + Nothing sharpens the wits like bitterness of heart. + </p> + <p> + “A parasite, a parasite—I’m a parasite,” and + he ran off screaming, making a detour in order to avoid the street + where Cecilia’s father had a second-hand store. Oh, if she had + seen him running through the street crying like a baby—that + would have been worse than the breeches pulled up over his jacket! + </p> + <p> + A parasite, a parasite! + </p> + <p> + He met lots of grown-up people who perhaps were parasites, but they + were not bawling on this account. + </p> + <p> + Parasite! + </p> + <p> + He saw a policeman, and caught his breath when he got by him, + surprised that the man hadn’t arrested him. + </p> + <p> + Parasite! + </p> + <p> + Then came a street-sweeper with his cart, who seemed to rattle that + hateful word after him. + </p> + <p> + Our little sufferer remembered that the Halleman boys had once told + him what a fortune could be made by peddling peppermint drops. For + twenty-four stivers one could buy a big sack full. By selling so and + so many for a doit, the profit would be enormous. If one only had the + capital to begin! The Hallemans had calculated everything very + exactly; for they were not only very respectable, but also very + cunning. Cunningness and respectability usually go hand in hand. They + had said, all that was needed was the capital. They would attend to + laying in the stock, and would assume all responsibility for the sale + of the same. If Walter would chip in just a florin, they could raise + the rest and all would go well. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb13" + href="#pb13">13</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Parasite.... Parasite.... + </p> + <p> + Walter slipped a florin from his mother’s box of savings and + brought it to the Halleman boys, who were so remarkably respectable. + </p> + <p> + “Where did you get it?” asked Gustave, but careful not to + give Walter time to answer, or to fall into an embarrassing silence. + </p> + <p> + “Where did you get it?”—without any interrogation + point—“fine! Franz and I will each add one like it. That’ll + make twenty-four, and then we’ll buy the peppermints. There’s + a factory on the <i> Rosengracht</i>—such a sack for four + shillings. Franz and I will do everything. We’ll have more + opportunity at school, you understand. Christian Kloskamp has already + ordered twelve; he’ll pay after the holidays. We’ll take + all the trouble; you needn’t do anything, Walter—and then + an equal divide. You can depend upon it.” + </p> + <p> + Walter went home and dreamed of unheard-of wealth. He would put a + dollar in his mother’s savings-bank, and buy for Cecilia a lead + pencil from the man who had picked holes in the wood-work of his wagon + with them. So strong were they! That would be something entirely + different from those slate pencils; and if the tall Cecilia still + wouldn’t have him, then—but Walter did not care to think + further. There are abysses along the path of fancy that we do not dare + to sound. We see them instinctively, close the eyes and—I only + know that on that evening Walter fell asleep feeling good, expecting + soon to have a good conscience over his little theft and hoping that + Cecilia would give him a happy heart. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb14" href="#pb14">14</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Alas, alas! Little Walter had made his calculations without taking + into consideration the slyness and respectability of the Hallemans. + They lay in wait for him the next day as he came from school. Walter, + who had painted to himself how they would be panting under the weight + of the great sack; Walter, who was so anxious to know if Christian + Kloskamp had taken what he had ordered; Walter, who was burning with + curiosity as to the success of the venture—oh, he was bitterly + disappointed. Gustave Halleman not only carried no sack of + peppermints. What’s more, he had a very grave face. And little + Franz looked like virtue itself. + </p> + <p> + “Well, how is everything?” Walter asked, but without + saying a word. He was too curious not to ask, and too fearful to + express the question otherwise than by opening his mouth and poking + out his face. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know, Walter, we’ve been thinking about + the matter; and there’s a lot to be said against the plan.” + </p> + <p> + Poor Walter! In that moment both his heart and his conscience suffered + shipwreck. Away with your dreams of ethical vindication, away with the + gaping money-boxes of mothers—away, lead pencil that was to bore + a hole in the hard heart of the tall Cecilia—gone, gone, gone, + everything lost. + </p> + <p> + “You see, Walter, the mint-drops might melt.” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s,” sobbed Walter. + </p> + <p> + “And Christian Kloskamp, who ordered twelve—don’t + you know——” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s.” + </p> + <p> + I wonder if Christian was likely to melt too. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb15" href="#pb15">15</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “He is leaving school, and will certainly not return after the + holidays.” + </p> + <p> + “H-e-e i-i-s?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and for that reason, and also because there are not + anything like so many to the pound as we had thought. Mint-drops are + heavy. We’ve calculated everything, Franz and I.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” added little Franz, with the seriousness of one + giving important advice in a time of great danger, “the things + are very heavy at present. Feel this one; but you must give it back to + me.” + </p> + <p> + Walter weighed the mint-drop on his finger and returned it + conscientiously. + </p> + <p> + He found it heavy. Ah, in this moment he was so depressed that he + would have found everything heavy. + </p> + <p> + Franz stuck the piece of candy into his mouth, and sucking at it + continued: + </p> + <p> + “Yes, really, very heavy. These are the English drops, you know. + And then there is something else, too, isn’t there, Gustave? The + propriety, the respectability! Tell him, Gustave.” + </p> + <p> + “The respectability,” cried Gustave, significantly. + </p> + <p> + “We mean the respectability of it,” repeated Franz, as if + he were explaining something. + </p> + <p> + Walter looked first from one to the other, and did not seem to + comprehend. + </p> + <p> + “You tell him, Gustave.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter, Franz will tell you,” said Gustave. + </p> + <p> + “Walter, our papa is a deacon, and carries a portfolio, and + there where we live is a——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried Gustave, “there on the <i>Gracht</i>, + you know, lives M’neer Krulewinkel. He has a villa——” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb16" href="#pb16">16</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “With a portico,” added Franz. + </p> + <p> + “It’s just on account of our standing—don’t + you see, Walter? And when a visitor comes our mother brings out the + wine.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Maderia, Maderia! And our tobacco-box is silver, and——” + </p> + <p> + “No, Franz, it isn’t silver; but, Walter, it looks just + like silver.” + </p> + <p> + Our poor little sinner understood all of this, but he failed to see + what bearing it might have on his own disappointed hopes. He + stuttered: “Yes, Gustave—yes, Franz—but the + peppermint——” + </p> + <p> + “We just wanted to tell you that we are very respectable, don’t + you see?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Gustave.” + </p> + <p> + “And well-behaved.” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-e-s, Franz.” Poor Walter! + </p> + <p> + “And then as you said you never got any pocket-money——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter—and don’t you know? Because our papa is + so respectable—when winter comes you can see how he looks after + the orphans.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and he rings at every door. And—and—we are + afraid, that you——” + </p> + <p> + “That you——” + </p> + <p> + “The florin——” + </p> + <p> + “The florin! You understand?” + </p> + <p> + “That you didn’t get it——” + </p> + <p> + “That you didn’t get it honestly. That’s it,” + said Franz, sticking another mint-drop into his mouth, perhaps to + brace himself up. + </p> + <p> + It was out at last. Poor, miserable Walter. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb17" href="#pb17">17</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And on that account, Walter, we would rather not keep the + money, but just divide now—equally, as we all agreed.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried Gustave, “divide equally. The work—we—you + understand?” + </p> + <p> + They divided the profits. And the Hallemans were sleek about it. + Twenty-four stivers; three into twenty-four goes eight times, + therefore—— + </p> + <p> + Walter received eight stivers. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see,” explained Gustave, “we couldn’t + do it, because our papa is a deacon.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes—and our tobacco-box, even if it isn’t pure + silver, it’s just like silver.” + </p> + <p> + My lack of faith in the extreme respectability of the Hallemans is + based upon the foregoing story; and I am inclined to think that all + this “respectability” of which Walter heard so much at + home was only an excuse on his mother’s part to get him out of + the way. For there was a lack of room. If she had wanted to use Walter + about the house, it is questionable if she had discovered anything + especially respectable about those boys. + </p> + <p> + Many laws and most customs have their origin in a “lack of room”—in + the intellect, in one’s character, in the house or flat, in the + fields, in the city. + </p> + <p> + This applies to the preference for the right hand—a result of + crowding at the table—to the institution of marriage, and to + many things lying between these extremes. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb18" href="#pb18">18</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch3" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter III + </h2> + <p> + We will not try to explain further this fruitful principle of “limitation + of space.” Walter knew the fruit of it, even if he failed to + recognize the origin. He was not worried so much by the mere coming + home as by the punishment he expected to receive as soon as that New + Testament should be missed. He had returned from his little excursion + into the country with Glorioso, and now in Amsterdam again the memory + of his recent offense—or shall I say the anticipation of what + was coming?—lay heavily on his mind. + </p> + <p> + If we could think away all the results of crime committed, there would + be very little left of what we call conscience. + </p> + <p> + But Walter consoled himself with the thought that it wasn’t a + thimble this time. The testament will not be missed at once, he + reflected, because Sunday was a long way off, and no one would ask + about it during the week. + </p> + <p> + No, it was not a thimble, or a knitting-needle, or a sugar-bowl, or + anything in daily use. + </p> + <p> + When our hero got home, he stuck his greasy Glorioso under Leentje’s + sewing-table—the same Leentje who had sewed up his breeches + after that wonderful leap, so that his mother never found out about + it. She <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb19" href="#pb19">19</a>]</span>went + down to her grave in ignorance of these torn breeches. + </p> + <p> + But Leentje was employed to patch breeches and such things. She + received for this seven stivers a week, and every evening a slice of + bread and butter. + </p> + <p> + Long after the Habakkuk period, Walter often thought of her humble + “Good-evening, Juffrouw; good-evening, M’neer and the + young Juffrouwen; good-evening, Walter,” etc. + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter’s mother was called Juffrouw, on account of the + shoe-business. For Juffrouw is the title of women of the lower middle + classes, while plain working women are called simply Vrouw. Mevrouw is + the title of women of the better classes. And so it is in the + Netherlands till to-day: The social structure is a series of classes, + graduated in an ascending scale. Single ladies are also called + Juffrouw, so that Juffrouw may mean either a young lady or a young + matron—who need not necessarily be so young. The young + Juffrouwen were Walter’s sisters, who had learned how to dance. + His brother had been called M’neer since his appointment as + assistant at the “intermediate school,” a sort of charity + school now no longer in existence. His mother had spliced his jacket + that he might command the respect of the boys, and remarked that the + name “Stoffel” scarcely suited him now. This explains why + Leentje addressed him as M’neer. To Walter she simply said + Walter, for he was only a small boy. Walter owed her three stivers, + or, to be exact, twenty-six doits, which he never did pay her. For, + years afterward, when he <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb20" + href="#pb20">20</a>]</span>wanted to return the money to her, there + were no more doits; and, besides, Leentje was dead. + </p> + <p> + This pained him very much, for he had thought a great deal of her. She + was ugly, even dirty, and was stoop-shouldered, too. Stoffel, the + schoolmaster, said that she had an evil tongue: She was thought to + have started the report that he had once eaten strawberries with sugar + in the “Netherlands.” This was a small garden-restaurant. + </p> + <p> + I am willing to admit the truth of all this; but what more could one + expect for seven stivers and a slice of bread and butter? I have known + duchesses who had larger incomes; and still in social intercourse they + were not agreeable. + </p> + <p> + Leentje was stooped as a result of continuous sewing. Her needle kept + the whole family clothed; and she knew how to make two jackets and a + cap out of an old coat and still have enough pieces left for the + gaiters that Stoffel needed for his final examination. He fell through + on account of a mistake in Euclid. + </p> + <p> + With the exception of Walter nobody was satisfied with Leentje. I + believe they were afraid of spoiling her by too much kindness. Walter’s + sisters were always talking about “class” and “rank,” + saying that “everyone must stay in his place.” This was + for Leentje. Her father had been a cobbler who soled shoes, while the + father of the young Juffrouwen had had a store in which “shoes + from Paris” were sold. A big difference. For it is much grander + to sell something that somebody else has made than to make something + one’s self. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb21" href="#pb21">21</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The mother thought that Leentje might be a little cleaner. But I am + going to speak of the price again, and of the difficulty of washing + when one has no time, no soap, no room, and no water. At that time + waterpipes had not been laid, and, if they had been, it’s a + question if the water had ever got as far as Leentje. + </p> + <p> + So, everyone but Walter had a spite against Leentje. He liked her, and + was more intimate with her than with anyone else in the house, perhaps + because the others could not endure him, and there was nothing left + for him to do but to seek consolation from her. For every feeling + finds expression, and nothing is lost, either in the moral or in the + material world. I could say more about this, but I prefer to drop the + subject now, for the organ-grinder under my window is driving me + crazy. + </p> + <p> + Walter’s mother called him, “That boy.” His brothers—there + were more beside Stoffel—affirmed that he was treacherous and + morose, because he spoke little and didn’t care for “marbles.” + When he did say anything, they attributed to him a relationship with + King Solomon’s cat. His sisters declared he was a little devil. + But Walter stood well with Leentje. She consoled him, and considered + it disgraceful that the family didn’t make more out of such a + boy as Walter. She had seen that he was not a child like ordinary + children. And I should scarcely take the trouble to write his story if + he had been. + </p> + <p> + Up to a short time after his trip to Hartenstraat, Ash Gate and the + old bridge, Leentje was Walter’s sole confidant. To her he read + the verses that slender <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb22" + href="#pb22">22</a>]</span>Cecilia had disdained. To her he poured out + his grief over the injustice of his teacher Pennewip, who gave him + only “Fair,” while to that red-headed Keesje he gave + “Very good” underscored—Keesje who couldn’t + work an example by himself and always “stuck” in “Holland + Counts.” + </p> + <p> + “Poor boy,” said Leentje, “you’re right about + it.” They went over into the Bavarian house. It’s a + disgrace! And to save a doit on the pound. + </p> + <p> + She claimed that Keesje’s father, who was a butcher, let + Pennewip have meat at a reduced price, and that this was what was the + matter with all those Holland counts and their several houses. + </p> + <p> + Later Walter looked upon this as a “white lie,” for + Pennewip, when examined closely, didn’t look like a man who + would carry on a crooked business with beefsteak. But in those days he + accepted gladly this frivolous suspicion against the man’s honor + as a plaster for his own, which had been hurt by the favoritism + towards Keesje. Whenever our honor is touched, or what we regard as + our honor, then we think little of the honor of others. + </p> + <p> + When his brothers jeered at him and called him “Professor + Walter,” or when his sisters scolded him for his “idiotic + groping among the bed-curtains,” or when his mother punished him + for eating up the rice that she intended to serve again “to-morrow”—then + it was always Leentje who restored the equilibrium of his soul and + banished his cares, just as, with her inimitable stitches, she + banished the “triangles” from his jacket and breeches. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb23" href="#pb23">23</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Ugly, dirty, evil-tongued Leentje, how Walter did like you! What + consolation radiated from her thimble, what encouragement even in the + sight of her tapeline! And what a lullaby in those gentle words: + “There now, you have a needle and thread and scraps. Sew your + little sack for your pencils and tell me more of all those counts, who + always passed over from one house into another.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb24" href="#pb24">24</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch4" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter IV + </h2> + <p> + I don’t know what prophet Walter got as punishment for that + pawned Bible. The pastor came to preach a special sermon. The man was + simply horrified at such impiousness. Juffrouw Laps, who lived in the + lower anteroom, had heard about it too. She was very pious and + asserted that such a boy was destined for the gallows. + </p> + <p> + “One begins with the Bible,” she said significantly, + “and ends with something else.” + </p> + <p> + No one has ever found out just what that “something else” + is which follows a beginning with the Bible. I don’t think she + knew herself, and that she said it to make people believe that she + possessed much wisdom and knew more about the world than she gave + utterance to. Now, I admit that I have no respect for wisdom that + cannot express itself in intelligible words, and, if it had been my + affair, I should have very promptly drawn a tight rein on Juffrouw + Laps. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel delivered an exhortation in which he brought out all that had + been forgotten by the preacher. He spoke of Korah, Dathan and Abiram, + who had erred similarly to Walter and had been sent to an early grave + for their sins. He said too, that the honor of the family had been + lost at the “Ouwebrug,” that it was his duty, “as + the eldest son of an irreproachable widow and third assistant at the + intermediate school, to take care of the honor of the house——” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb25" href="#pb25">25</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Of Bavaria,” said Leentje softly. + </p> + <p> + That “a marriage, or any other <span class="corr" id="xd0e857" + title="Source: arrangemnet">arrangement</span> for the girls, would be + frustrated by Walter’s offence, for no one would have anything + to do with girls who——” + </p> + <p> + In short, Stoffel accented the fact that it was “a disgrace,” + and that “he would never be able to look anyone in the face who + knew of this crime.” He remarked distinctly that the schoolboys + must know of it, for Louis Hopper had already stuck out his tongue at + him! + </p> + <p> + And finally, that he “shuddered to cross the new market-place”—in + those days criminals were scourged, branded and hanged here—because + it reminded him so disagreeably of Juffrouw Laps’s horrible + allusion to Walter’s fate. + </p> + <p> + Then followed all sorts of things about Korahs, Dathans and Abirams, + whereupon the whole family broke out in a wail. For it was so + pathetic. + </p> + <p> + Walter comforted himself with thoughts of Glorioso, and, whenever that + “something else” of Juffrouw Laps was spoken of, he just + dreamed of his marriage with beautiful Amalia, whose train was carried + by six pages. I fancy Juffrouw Laps would have made a pretty face if + she had learned of this interpretation of her mysterious climax. + </p> + <p> + All efforts to compel our hero to tell how he had spent that money + were in vain. After all known means had been applied, the attempt to + force a confession had to be abandoned. Water and bread, water without + bread, bread without water, no water and no bread, the preacher, + Stoffel, Habakkuk, Juffrouw Laps, tears, the rod—all in vain. + Walter was not the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb26" href="#pb26">26</a>]</span>boy + to betray Glorioso. This was what he had found so shabby of + Scelerajoso, who had to pay the penalty, as we have seen. + </p> + <p> + As soon as he got the privilege of walking again with the Hallemans, + who were so eminently respectable, he hurried away to the old bridge, + near Ash Gate, to continue his thrilling book. He read up to that + fatal moment when he had to tell his hero good-bye, and on the last + page saw Glorioso, as a major-general, peacefully expire in the arms + of the virtuous Alvira. + </p> + <p> + When Walter had returned the book to Hartenstraat his eye was + attracted by some almond-cakes at the confectioner’s on the + corner. He did with Glorioso just as the Athenians did with Kodrus: No + one was worthy to be the successor of such a hero, and within a few + days the residue of the New Testament had been converted into + stomach-destroying pastry. + </p> + <p> + I ought to add that a part of the “balance” left after + that Italian excursion—perhaps the part contributed by the + Psalms—was invested in a triple-toned, ear-splitting, + soul-searing harmonica, which was finally confiscated by Master + Pennewip as being a disturbing element in the schoolroom. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb27" href="#pb27">27</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch5" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter V + </h2> + <p> + I don’t feel called upon to pass judgment on the strife between + Leentje and Pennewip regarding the latter’s partiality towards + Keesje, the butcher’s son. But that fiery feeling for right and + justice which has harrassed me from my earliest youth—ah, for + years have I waited in vain for justice—and the foolish passion + for hunting after mitigating circumstances, even when the misdeed has + been proved—all this compels me to say that Pennewip’s lot + might be considered a mitigating circumstance for a man convicted of + the eight deadly sins. + </p> + <p> + I have found that many great men began their careers as feeders of + hogs (see biographical encyclopedias); and it seems to me that this + occupation develops those qualities necessary in ruling or advancing + mankind. + </p> + <p> + If the theologists should happen to criticise this story, and perhaps + accuse me of far-reaching ignorance, because I enumerate one cardinal + sin more than they knew of, or of the crime of classifying man as a + sort of hog, I reply that, still another new canonical sin could be + discovered that they have never studied. And that ought to be as + pleasing to them as influenza is to the apothecary. + </p> + <p> + New problems, gentlemen, new problems! + </p> + <p> + And as for our relationship with pigs, just consider <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb28" href="#pb28">28</a>]</span>the relation + of coal to diamond, and I think everyone will be satisfied—even + the theologists. + </p> + <p> + What a magnificent prospect anyone has who spends his tender youth + with those grunting coal-diamonds of the animal world! But I have + often wondered that in the “Lives of Famous Men” we so + seldom read of a school-teacher, for in the school all the ingredients + of greatness are abounding. + </p> + <p> + The reverse is more often true. Every day we see banished princes + teaching lazy boys. Dionysius and Louis Philippe are not the only + ones. I myself once tried to teach an American French. It was no go. + </p> + <p> + If it should ever become customary again to elect kings, I hope the + people will elect such persons as have studied men, just as one + studies Geography on globes or maps. All virtues, propensities, + passions, mistakes, misdeeds, knowledge of which is so indispensable + in human society, can be studied much better in the schoolroom. The + field is restricted, and can be taken in more readily. The famous + statecraft of many a great man, if the truth were known, had its + origin in that old tripping trick, which is everything to the + three-foot Machiavellis. + </p> + <p> + The task of a schoolmaster is not an easy one. I have never understood + why he is not better paid, or, since this must be so, why there are + still men who prefer to teach, when on the same pay they might be + corporals in the army, and teach the use of firearms, which offers + fewer headaches and more fresh air. + </p> + <p> + I would even rather be a preacher; for he does work with people who + are interested and come to hear him <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb29" + href="#pb29">29</a>]</span>of their own free will. The teacher has to + fight continually with indifference, and with the extremely dangerous + rivalry of tops, marbles, and paper-dolls—not to speak of candy, + scarlatina and weak mothers. + </p> + <p> + Pennewip was a man of the old school. At least he would seem so to us + if we could see him in his gray school jacket and short trousers with + buckles, and his brown wig, which he was continually pushing into + place. At the first of the week this was always curly, when it was not + raining—rain isn’t good for curls; and on Sundays “the + man with the curling irons” came. + </p> + <p> + Antiquated? But perhaps this is only imagination. Who knows? perhaps + in his day he was quite modern. How soon people will say the same of + us! At all events, the man called himself “Master” and his + school was a school and not an “Institute.” It is no + advance to call things by other than their right names. In his school + boys and girls sat together indiscriminately, according to the naïve + custom of those days. They learned, or might learn, Reading, Writing, + Arithmetic, National History, Psalmody, Sewing, Knitting, and + Religion. These were the order of the day, but if anyone distinguished + himself by a show of talent, diligence or good behavior, that one + received special instruction in versification, an art in which + Pennewip took great pleasure. + </p> + <p> + Thus he taught the boys till they were sufficiently advanced to be + confirmed. With the help of his wife he gave the girls a “finishing + course.” They were graduated with a paternoster done in red on a + black <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb30" href="#pb30">30</a>]</span>background, + or perhaps a pierced heart between two flower-pots. Then they were + through and ready to become the grandmothers of their own generation. + </p> + <p> + There was no natural science then. Even to-day there is room for + improvement along this line. It is said that some advance has been + made recently. It is more useful for a child to know how corn grows + than to be able to call the name of it in a foreign language. I don’t + say that either is incompatible with the other. + </p> + <p> + The public schools were most deficient at the time when Walter and + Keesje were slowly crawling around the arena of honor; but I doubt if + one could say much more of the “institutes” of to-day. I + would advise everyone to visit such a school as he attended when a + boy; and I am convinced that after this test many a father who has the + welfare of his children at heart will prefer to keep them at home. One + comes to the conclusion, that after all in the school of clever Master + Miller, who was so clever that he got himself addressed as <i> M’sieu</i> + Millaire, precious little was to be learned. + </p> + <p> + Failing to make this test we continue to believe in the infallibility + of M’sieu of Millaire. We always consider that one a great man + whom we have known in childhood and haven’t seen since. + </p> + <p> + When I remarked a moment ago that school-teachers are paid so + niggardly, I didn’t mean that their remuneration was + insufficient, considering the quality and quantity of the goods + delivered—knowledge, scholarship, education. I only had in mind + the bitterness of their lot, and the poor indemnity given to the man + who spends his life in a wasp’s nest. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb31" href="#pb31">31</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In addition to versifying, Pennewip had still another hobby, which + gave him more claim to a throne than did anything else. He was + possessed with the mania for classifying, a passion known to few, but + still of not infrequent occurrence. I have never quite understood the + disease; and I gave up my search for the “first cause” as + soon as I saw how difficult it is to get around with a hobby-horse + taken from somebody else’s stable. So I am going to give only a + short sketch of Pennewip’s harmless animal. + </p> + <p> + Everything that he saw, perceived, experienced he divided into + families, classes, genera, species and sub-species, and made of the + human race a sort of botanical garden, in which he was the <i> Linne</i>. + He regarded that as the only possible way to grasp the final purpose + of creation and clear up all obscure things, both in and out of + school. He even went so far as to say that Walter’s New + Testament would have turned up again if Juffrouw Pieterse had only + been able to tell to what class the man belonged who had bound the + volume in black leather. But that was something she didn’t know. + </p> + <p> + As for myself, I shouldn’t have said a word about Pennewip’s + mania for classifying everything, if I hadn’t thought it might + help me to give the reader a better picture of our hero and his + surroundings. I should have preferred to leave the said Pennewip in + undisturbed intercourse with the muses; but we shall have occasion + later to refer to his poetic art, when we shall quote some poems by + his pupils. + </p> + <p> + After the usual general division into “animate” and + “inanimate”—the good man gave the human <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb32" href="#pb32">32</a>]</span>race only one + soul—followed a system that looked like a pyramid. On the top + was God with the angels and spirits and other accessories, while the + oysters and polyps and mussels were crawling about down near the base, + or lying still—just as they pleased. Half way up stood kings, + members of school-boards, mayors, legislators, theologians and D.D.’s. + Next under these were professors and merchants who do not work + themselves. Then came doctors of things profane, <i>i. e.</i>, those + driving double rigs, also lawyers and untitled preachers, the Colonel + of the City Militia, the Rector of the Latin School. Philosophers + (only those who have developed a system), doctors with one horse, + doctors without any horse and poets were further down. Rather low + down, and not far from the mussels, was the seventh sub-division of + the third class of the “citizen population.” Our hero + would come under this sub-section. + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p> + <span class="smallcaps">Citizen Population, Class III., 7th + Sub-Division.</span> + </p> + <p> + <i>People Living in Rented Flats.</i> + </p> + <p> + <i>a.</i> Entrance for tenants only. Three-window front. Two + stories, with back-rooms. The boys sleep alone, dress, however, with + the girls. Fresh straw in case a baby is born. Learning French, + poems at Christmas. The girls are sometimes called Lena or Maria, + but seldom Louise. Darning. The boys work in offices. One girl kept, + sewing-girl, and “person for the rough work.” Washing at + home. Read sermons by Palm. <span class="corr" id="xd0e955" + title="Source: Pickeled">Pickled</span> pork on Sundays, with + table-cloth, liquor after coffee. Religion. Respectability. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb33" href="#pb33">33</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + <i>b 1.</i> Still three windows. One story. Neighbors live above who + ring twice (<i>Vide</i> b. 2). Leentje, Mietje; Louise heard seldom. + House-door opened with a cord, which is sleek from long use. Sleep + in one room. Straw-heaps in cases of confinement. One maid-servant + for everything. Sundays cheese, no liquor, but religion and + respectability as above. + </p> + <p> + <i>b 2.</i> Neighbors who ring twice. About as above. No maid, only + a “person for the rough work.” Seamstress. White + table-cloth. Cheese from time to time, only occasionally. Religion + as above. + </p> + <p> + <i>c.</i> One story higher. Two-window front. Small projecting + back-room. The entire family sleeps in two beds. No trace of straw. + The boys are called Louw, Piet, or Gerrit, and become watchmakers or + type-setters. A few become sailors. Continual wrangle with the + neighbors about the waste-water. Religion as above. Associate with + “respectable folk.” Read “Harlemmer” with + III. 7, b. 2. No maid, or person for rough work, but a seamstress on + seven stivers and a piece of bread and butter. + </p> + </div> + <p> + That brings us to Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + The reader will now have a very good idea of Walter’s + environment, and will readily understand why I said he had a “city + complexion.” That was when we saw him in the Hartenstraat, on + the road to fame, or on the road to that nameless “other thing” + of Juffrouw Laps. At all events he was on his way to things that will + occupy our attention for some time yet. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb34" href="#pb34">34</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch6" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter VI + </h2> + <p> + It was Wednesday, and the Pieterses were going to give a party. + Juffrouw Laps had been invited, also the Juffrouw living over the + dairy, whose husband was employed at the “bourse.” Further + Mrs. Stotter, who had been a midwife for so long and was still merely + “very respectable.” Then the widow Zipperman, whose + daughter had married some fellow in the insurance business, or + something of the kind. Also the baker’s wife. That was + unavoidable: it was impossible to buy all kinds of pastry and cakes + without her finding out what was up. Then the Juffrouw living below + and to the rear. Of course she wouldn’t come, but the Pieterses + wanted to show that they had forgotten the late quarrel over the + broken window-pane. If she didn’t come that was the end of the + matter, so far as Juffrouw Pieterse was concerned. She would have + nothing more to do with the Juffrouw from below. I may add that the + lady from below did not come, and that her name was stricken from the + calling-list of those higher up. + </p> + <p> + The children were to go to bed early, with the promise of a cup of + sage-milk for breakfast if they would not make any noise the entire + evening. This drink largely took the place of tea then. It was thought + that the “noise” made by children would not be + appreciated. Walter got permission to go play <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb35" href="#pb35">35</a>]</span>with the Halleman boys, who were + thought to be very respectable. He must be at home by eight o’clock; + but this was said in a tone that gave him no cause to fear a reprimand + in case he should stay out later. Laurens, who of course was an + apprentice to a printer, and usually came home about seven o’clock + in the evening, was big enough to be present with the guests, but must + promise to sit still and drink only two glasses. The big girls were to + be present as a matter of course: They had been confirmed. Stoffel + presided. His business was to meet the gentlemen when they came for + the ladies about ten o’clock, and entertain the company with + stories of Mungo Park. + </p> + <p> + Leentje was to remain till the people were all there, as it was so + inconvenient to have to open the door every time. She could make + herself useful in arranging the table and doing other things incident + to such occasions. But she “must move about a little brisker,” + otherwise they would prefer to do everything themselves. + </p> + <p> + The eldest of the girls, Juffrouw Truitje, must look after the “sage-milk.” + Pietje had charge of the sandwiches; but Myntje was to see to it that + the butter was spread a little thicker, for the last time the bread + had been too dry. + </p> + <p> + Everything was going to turn out so nicely, “if only Juffrouw + Laps wouldn’t talk so much.” That was her failing. And, + too, they hoped that the widow Zipperman would “brag a little + less about her son-in-law.” This was considered a source of + weariness. And the Juffrouw who lived over the dairy “might be + more modest.” She had “never lived in such a fine <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb36" href="#pb36">36</a>]</span>house”; + and as for the shop—that was no disgrace; and on the top floor—but + one cannot tell how it will be. + </p> + <p> + No one understood why the baker’s wife used so many French + words, which was not becoming in one of her station. “If she + does it this evening, Stoffel, say something to me that she can’t + understand, then she will find out that we are not ‘from the + street,’ that we know what’s what.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s all the same to me,” Juffrouw Pieterse + continued, “whether the Juffrouw downstairs comes or not. I don’t + care a fig about it.—Four, five—Louw can sit there, but he + must keep his legs still—and a chair there—yes—so! + It’s a good thing she’s not coming; it would have been too + crowded. Leentje, go to work—do blow your nose! No, run over to + Juffrouw Laps’s and ask the Juffrouw if the Juffrouw could spare + a few stools—without backs, you understand; because the chairs + there by the chimney—yes, ask the Juffrouw for a few stools, and + tell the Juffrouw that they are for me, and that I expect the + Juffrouws about seven. Give my compliments to the Juffrouw and wipe + your nose.” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse didn’t like to use personal pronouns; it was + impolite. + </p> + <p> + On this afternoon Walter went to his bridge early. It was now not so + useless as usual, for the rain of the day before had filled the ditch + with water, which was even running, so that the straws which Walter + thoughtlessly, or full of thought—both are about the same thing—threw + into the water were carried down to the pond, where the logs lay that + were to be sawed up by the “Eagle” and the “Early + Hour.” These <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb37" href="#pb37">37</a>]</span>were + the names of the sawmills that for some weeks had been the witnesses + of Walter’s daydreams. + </p> + <p> + Glorioso was gone, and could not be replaced; but on those afternoons + when he was free Walter returned involuntarily to the spot where he + had had his first glimpse of the world of romance. How rough and crude + the colors in that first picture! Perhaps it was the very roughness of + the colors that attracted him and changed him, till he could not + conceive how he had ever found enjoyment in the little cakes on the + corner. + </p> + <p> + A peculiar prospective had opened up before him. He dreamed of things + that he could not name; but they made him bitterly dissatisfied with + his present condition. He was anxious to do everything prescribed to + get to Heaven; but he thought it would be much easier to pray in such + a cave with wax candles. And as for honoring his mother, a point upon + which she always laid great stress—why didn’t she have a + train like the countess? Certainly he ought not to have sold the + Bible; and he wouldn’t do it any more—he had vowed it; but + then he ought to have had a box filled with florins, and a feather in + his cap, just as it was in the book. + </p> + <p> + He was disgusted with his brother Stoffel, and his sisters, and + Juffrouw Laps, and the preacher and everything. He couldn’t + understand why the whole family didn’t go to Italy and form a + respectable robber-band. But Pennewip and Keesje shouldn’t go; + that was certain. + </p> + <p> + He wondered what had become of his verses. Every Wednesday such pupils + as had been well-behaved, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb38" + href="#pb38">38</a>]</span>and, for that reason, deemed worthy to + contest for the “laurel,” handed in a poem written on some + subject suggested by the teacher. This time the subject assigned to + Walter was “Goodness,” which probably had some reference + to his former behavior, and was a hint for the improvement of his + moral character. But Walter had already put goodness into rhyme so + often, and found the subject so dry and tedious and worn-out that he + had taken the liberty of “singing” something else. He + selected the theme nearest his heart—robbers! + </p> + <p> + Like all authors he was greatly infatuated with his work. He was + convinced that the teacher, too, would see the excellencies of his + poem and forgive him for deviating from the path of goodness. The + verses would undoubtedly be sent to the mayor, and he would pass them + on to the Pope, who would then summon Walter and appoint him “Court-robber.” + </p> + <p> + And thus he dreamed and threw his straws into the stream. They moved + away slowly and disappeared between the moss-covered timbers. + Involuntarily his fancy had transmuted them into the characters of his + world of romance. There went the countess with her long train, which + got caught in the moss and held the countess fast. The virtuous Amalia + met with no better luck; she got tangled up in the water lentils. And + now came Walter himself. He approached Amalia, in her green robes, and + was just about to rescue her, when he was swallowed by a duck. This + was most unkind of the duck, for it was Walter’s last stalk of + grass; and now in the rattling and buzzing <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb39" href="#pb39">39</a>]</span>of the sawmills below he could + hear Amalia repeating in a reproachful voice: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Warre, warre, warre, we; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Where is warre, warre, wall— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Walter, who will rescue me?” + </p> + </div> + <p> + This annoyed him, and he could not resist the temptation to throw a + rock at the duck whose greediness had caused Amalia to doubt his + chivalry. + </p> + <p> + The duck chose the better part, and retired after she had done Walter + all the damage she could. But the sawmills paid no attention to these + happenings and continued to rattle away. + </p> + <p> + Walter heard now in the noisy clatter of the mills all kinds of songs + and stories, and, listening to these, he soon forgot Amalia and the + Pope. That the reader may not get a wrong impression of these mills, I + hasten to say that there was really nothing extraordinary about them. + They buzzed and rattled just like other sawmills. + </p> + <p> + It often happens that we think we perceive something which comes from + the external world, when in fact it is only a subjective product in + ourselves. Similarly, we may think we have just imagined something, + when really it came to us from the world of the senses. + </p> + <p> + This is a kind of ventriloquism that often gives cause for annoyance + and enmity. + </p> + <p> + I wonder which turns the faster?—Walter listened to the mills. + Now—I think—no, begin together. Good! No, the Eagle was + ahead! Once more—now! + </p> + <p> + Which will get there first? No, that won’t do. Once more + together. Look sharp, Morning Hour,—<span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb40" href="#pb40">40</a>]</span>out again! I can’t hold my + eye on it—what a whirling and buzzing! + </p> + <p> + You are tired, are you? I believe it. + </p> + <p> + If I might only sit on such a big wing, wouldn’t I hold on + tight? And wouldn’t the sawyer look? + </p> + <p> + Why are you called “Morning Hour”? Have you gold in your + mouth? And “Eagle”! Can you fly? Take me with you. What a + big play-ground up there, and no school! + </p> + <p> + I wonder how the first school began. Which came first, the school, or + the teacher? But the first teacher must have attended a school. And + the first school must have had a teacher. + </p> + <p> + So the first school must have just started itself. But that is + impossible. “Eagle,” can you turn yourself?—with the + wind? Can you turn yourself some other way? Try it. Beat “Morning + Hour.” Quick, quick—beautiful! + </p> + <p> + Now, once more alone. Good! + </p> + <p> + Now, together again! Karre, karre, kra, kra—stretch your arms + out and take me with you. Will you? Put your hat on, Eagle; how the + ribbons fly.—Who are you? Warre, warre, ware, wan—I can’t + help it; it was the duck. Tell me what your name is. Fanny, fanny, + fanny, fan—— Is your name fan? And you, Morning Hour, what + is your name? Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce. What kind of a name is Ce? Now + together—sing a song together: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Fanny, ceny, fanny, ceny, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Fanny, ceny, fan—cy. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb41" href="#pb41">41</a>]</span> + <p> + Fancy—what do you mean by that? Is that the name of both of you? + And what is it? Has it wings? + </p> + <p> + “Morning Hour” and “Eagle” had fused into + something that had wings and was called fancy. + </p> + <p> + Fancy lifted Walter up and bore him away. + </p> + <p> + When she brought him back to the bridge again it had already been dark + for a long time. He shook himself as if he were wet, rubbed his eyes + and started home. We shall see later what awaited him there; but first + we must go back a few hours. I hope the reader will not disdain an + invitation to Juffrouw Pieterse’s. Remember that her husband + never made anything, but bought everything ready-made in Paris. + </p> + <p> + In passing by I should like to make Master Pennewip a short visit. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb42" href="#pb42">42</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch7" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter VII + </h2> + <p> + School was out; and the seats looked as if the pupils had just left + the tediousness of it all lying there. The map of Europe looked down + peevishly on the heap of writing-pads. There lay the mutilated and + well-worn goose-quills, which since time immemorial have opened up the + gates of learning. True, the black-board vaunted itself with the heavy + results of the last lesson in “fractions”; but the school + was no more. The spirit had fled: It was a corpse. + </p> + <p> + Yes, the “Geist” had gone out with the children; for the + reader will see in a moment that they carried about with them a + tremendous amount of that article. + </p> + <p> + We already know that this was the great day when Pennewip was to + criticise the poetical effusions of his young geniuses. There he sat, + his restless wig sharing all the poetical feelings and emotions—and + motions—of its owner. We will just look over his shoulder and + read with him those inestimable treasures of poetic art; and perhaps + we too shall be moved to emotion. + </p> + <p> + Wig: In the middle, resting quietly. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Lucas de Bryer</span>: “Our Native + Land.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Cake and wine and native land, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Out in the moonlight I take my stand; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Our native land and cake and wine, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And I hope the moon will shine; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Five fingers have I on my hand, + </p> + <p class="line"> + All to honor our native land. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb43" href="#pb43">43</a>]</span> + <p> + “Melodious,” said the teacher, “very melodious; and + very profound. Cake and wine, with our native land as a climax.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: On the right side. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Lizzie Webbelar</span>: “My Father’s + Vocation.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + The cat is sly, I know; + </p> + <p class="line"> + My father is a dealer in Po- + </p> + <p class="line"> + Tatoes and onions. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Original, immediate! But I don’t like the way she cuts + her potatoes in twain.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: On the left side. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Jeanette Rust</span>: “The + Weather-cock.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + He stands on the chimney since long ago, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And shows the wind which way to blow. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Smooth, but not quite correct, <span class="corr" id="xd0e1140" + title="Source: for">if</span> examined closely—but I’ll + let it pass as poetic license.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: Down in front. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Leendert Snelleman</span>: “Lent.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + In Lent it is always nice, + </p> + <p class="line"> + My brother’s birth-day is in May, + </p> + <p class="line"> + He says his feet need warming, + </p> + <p class="line"> + So that Lent we must be praising, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And then we’re going to celebrate, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Easter brings eggs and a holiday. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “It’s too bad that he’s so careless with his rhymes. + His imagination is extraordinary. Very original.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: Down on his neck. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb44" href="#pb44">44</a>]</span> + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Keesje, the Butcher’s Boy</span>: + “In Praise of the Teacher.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + My father has slaughtered many a steer, + </p> + <p class="line"> + But Master Pennewip is still living, I hear; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Some are lean, and some are well-fed, + </p> + <p class="line"> + He has slipped his wig to the side of his head. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig actually went to the side of his head. + </p> + <p> + “Well, this is curious. I hardly know what to say about it.” + </p> + <p> + The wig slipped to the other side. + </p> + <p> + “What’s the connection between me and steers?” + </p> + <p> + The wig protested vigorously against any implication of relationship + with steers. + </p> + <p> + “H—mm! Can it be that this is what our new-fangled writers + call humour?” + </p> + <p> + The wig sank down to his eyebrows, which signified doubt. + </p> + <p> + “I will call up the boy and——” + </p> + <p> + The wig passed again to the zenith, to express its satisfaction with + the teacher’s determination to interview the butcher’s + boy. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Lucas de Wilde</span>: “Religion.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Religion very nice must be, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Much it pleases the people we see. + </p> + </div> + <p> + “The fundamental idea is very beautiful,” said the + teacher, “but it ought to have been developed better.” + </p> + <p> + The wig nodded <span class="corr" id="xd0e1211" + title="Source: aquiescence">acquiescence</span>. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Trudie Gier</span>: “Juffrouw + Pennewip.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + The path of virtue she shows us each day, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And we are glad to go that way; + </p> + <p class="line"> + And as there’s nothing to do more fitting, + </p> + <p class="line"> + She teaches us sewing, darning and knitting. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb45" href="#pb45">45</a>]</span> + <p> + The wig fairly leaped with pleasure, and the curls embraced one + another. This out-pouring of Trudie’s heart was borne at once to + Juffrouw Pennewip, and was later hung by the fireplace in honor of the + poetess and the subject of the poem. + </p> + <p> + Then followed a sublime poem on God by Klaasje van der Gracht, the son + of the Catechist. He was thirteen years old, and had not been + vaccinated—out of regard for predestination. + </p> + <p> + “If only his father didn’t help him!” + </p> + <p> + The wig was rigid with astonishment. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Louwtje de Wilde</span>: “Friendship.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Friendship very nice must be, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Much it pleases the people we see. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig seemed dissatisfied. The “Religion” of Lucas de + Wilde was pulled out and compared with Louwtje’s “Friendship.” + </p> + <p> + “H—emm. It is possible. Another example of how one thought + can originate in two heads at the same time.” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Wimpje de Wilde</span>: “Fishing.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Fishing very—— + </p> + </div> + <p> + “What’s that?” + </p> + <p> + Yes, really, there it was again: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + Fishing very nice must be, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Much it pleases the people we see. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig was moving continually. It looked as if it were fishing too. + </p> + <p> + The teacher looked hurriedly through the remaining <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb46" href="#pb46">46</a>]</span>poems and + picked out the offspring of the entire Wilde connection. His worst + suspicions were realized. Mietje de Wilde, Kees de Wilde, Piet and Jan + de Wilde—all uniformly declared that religion, friendship, + fishing, dreaming, cauliflower and deception “very nice must be,” + and that they were also very pleasing “to the people we see.” + A regular flood of the nice and pleasing. + </p> + <p> + Now, what do you suppose the wig did? It did the best thing that could + be done under the circumstances. More could not be expected of a wig. + As soon as it saw the futility of its efforts to comprehend the + difference between fishing, friendship, deception, dreams, religion + and cauliflower, it merely ignored the whole matter, readjusted itself + and assumed an expression of expectancy for what was yet to come. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Leentje de Haas</span>: “Admiral de + Ruyter.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + Pulling the rope with emotion, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + To the top of the mast he came, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And then he went to the ocean, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + And won for himself great fame. + </p> + </div> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + And very much more he perfected, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + Saleh he vanquished, too; + </p> + <p class="line"> + A hero he was then elected, + </p> + <p class="line" style="text-indent: 2em; "> + With nothing else to do. + </p> + </div> + <p> + The wig lifted itself, the curls applauding enthusiastically. It was + evidently pleased. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Grete Wauzer</span>: “The Caterpillar.” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + The caterpillar, free from care, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Crawls on the tree just over there. + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb47" href="#pb47">47</a>]</span> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e1308" title="Not in source"> “</span>Descriptive + poetry. A daring idea—the caterpillar crawling on the tree free + from care.” + </p> + <p> + Wig: Quiet. + </p> + <p> + Ah, the pleasure of a wig is short-lived! And how soon was this one—but + I will not anticipate. Soon, all too soon, the reader will know the + worst. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + <span class="smallcaps">Walter Pieterse</span>: “A Robber + Song.” + </h4> + </div> + <p> + “Aha, what’s this? And ‘goodness’? But where + has he written on goodness?” + </p> + <p> + The teacher could scarcely believe his eyes. He turned the sheet of + paper over and examined the back side, hoping to discover there some + lines on goodness. + </p> + <p> + Then he saw that on Walter’s sheet there was not a trace of + “goodness.” + </p> + <p> + Oh, wretched wig! + </p> + <p> + Yes, wretched wig! For after it had suffered as never wig had suffered + before, after it had been pulled at and tugged at and martyred in a + manner beyond even the imagination of the Wilde family, Master + Pennewip snatched it from his head, twisted it convulsively in his + hands, stammered a short “Heaven-human-Christian-soul-good-gracious-my-life—how + is it possible!” slapped it on his head again, covered it with + his venerable cap and burst out the door like one possessed. + </p> + <p> + He was on his way to Walter’s home, where we shall soon see him + arrive. As a conscientious historian, however, it will be my duty + first to give an account of the happenings there. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb48" href="#pb48">48</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch8" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter VIII + </h2> + <p> + “Goodness, I’m glad to see you! And so early, too! Leetje, + place a chair over there and get the footstool, but be in a hurry, or + I’d rather do it myself. And how are you? Juffrouw Laps is + coming too, you know—Myntje, you’d better be thinking of + your dough and stop combing your head. That girl can’t keep her + hands off of her hair when there’s company. But do take a seat—no, + not in the corner; there’s a draft there.” + </p> + <p> + There was no more draft in this corner than is usual to corners; but + Mrs. Stotter was only a Vrouw, and not a “Juffrouw.” She + had no right to the seat of honour; for on all occasions a Juffrouw + takes precedence of a Vrouw, just as a Mevrouw takes precedence of a + Juffrouw. Everyone must keep his place, especially those in III, 7, + b1; or c., where etiquette is observed more closely than at the court + of Madrid. The care and anxiety of the mistress of ceremonies make her + work most trying, and, too, not merely for Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Juffrouw Pieterse, I was so surprised when Louwie + came to invite me, for I had just remarked to Wimpje, who makes caps, + you know—no, thank you, Pietje, I don’t care for any just + now—I said to Wimpje, I wonder what Juffrouw Pieterse is doing, + for I hadn’t heard from you in so long, you know—yes, just + throw it aside, it’s my old one; I <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb49" href="#pb49">49</a>]</span>knew you wouldn’t mind my + wearing my old one—and then Wimpje said——” + </p> + <p> + What Wimpje really said I don’t know. Mrs. Stotter’s + garment, which she had described as her “old one,” was + removed and placed on the foot of the bed in the back room. The + children, who were piled together there like sardines, were duly + admonished not to stretch out their feet, lest in doing so they injure + Mrs. Stotter’s “old” garment. + </p> + <p> + “And now, my dear, be seated—yes, that’s for us, + twice already. Leentje, where are you hiding now? Can’t you hear + that somebody is ringing?—It’s probably Juffrouw + Zipperman. Juffrouw Zipperman is coming, too, you know.” + </p> + <p> + Again I am at a loss: I don’t know whether it was Juffrouw + Zipperman who had rung, or somebody else. But the reader need not + scold me for writing a story that I don’t know myself. I cannot + be sure whether it was Juffrouw Zipperman this time or Juffrouw + Mabbel, from the bakery, or Juffrouw Krummel, whose husband is at the + bourse, or Juffrouw Laps—but she didn’t need to ring, as + she lived in the house. Anyway, by half past seven the entire company + was assembled, and Stoffel was smoking his pipe as if his life + depended upon it. Leentje had gone home without her piece of bread and + butter. She “could get it to-morrow”; to-day there was + “so much to do,” and “one can’t do everything + at once, you know.” + </p> + <p> + “And then she got another one right away—don’t you + know? One with a wart on her nose.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, it’s an ordeal one has with girls,” said + Juffrouw Pieterse. “Take another piece, don’t wait <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb50" href="#pb50">50</a>]</span>to be + insisted upon; it’s a cake from your own dough.” + </p> + <p> + “<span lang="fr">Excusez</span>,” said the Juffrouw from + the bakery, with a mouth like a rabbit, a style of mouth signifying + graciousness and good breeding. + </p> + <p> + “You must eat more, or I shall think you don’t like it.” + She had baked it herself. + </p> + <p> + “Then I cannot refuse, Juffrouw Pieterse. Obligé and many + thanks.” + </p> + <p> + “And you, Juffrouw Laps, what can I pass you?” Juffrouw + Laps selected ginger cake. + </p> + <p> + “Fill the cups, Trudie! Yes, Mrs. Stotter, when you are here you + must drink with us. You are welcome to anything we’ve got. + Pietje, wipe off a table—such a girl! And now go and look after + the baby, and tell her that I don’t want to hear any more noise. + Ah, Juffrouw Mabbel, children are a great deal of trouble. And your + little Sientje—how is her cough now?” + </p> + <p> + “We’ve got a magnetisier, but that isn’t enough. We + must have the clairvoyange of the sonnebule.” + </p> + <p> + “You don’t say so! One can hardly believe it. And when is + he coming, the cler—cleek—clar——” + </p> + <p> + “It’s in the nerves, Juffrouw Zipperman. But he has the + little nightcap and nightgown, in which she has sweated, you know; and + he says that it will come all right now.” + </p> + <p> + “Who would have thought it! What will you do now?” + </p> + <p> + “That’s just it; the sonnebule must tell us what to do.” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps could not agree to this. + </p> + <p> + “I wouldn’t do it—I wouldn’t do it—not + for anything <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb51" href="#pb51">51</a>]</span>in + the world! I tell you, what God does is all right. Just mark my words!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw Laps; but the Juffrouw at the provision store did + it, and her child is lots better.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s what <i>you</i> say, Juffrouw Mabbel, but I tell + you there is something in her eye that I don’t like.” + </p> + <p> + “What then, Juffrouw Laps?” + </p> + <p> + “She has a look, a look—and it’s sin—I tell + you it is. It’s wrong, it won’t do. What God does is all + right.” + </p> + <p> + “Come, Stoffel, talk some. You sit there like a stone. Recite a + poem, or tell us something about your school. Would you believe it, + Juffrouw Mabbel, he knows a whole poem by heart. And he has memorized + all the verbs of the feminine gender.” + </p> + <p> + “Mother, what are you talking about?” said Stoffel, + displeased. “Don’t you see I’m smoking?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, dear, I meant when you were through smoking. Then you can + repeat the words. You will be surprised, Juffrouw Zipperman, and + wonder where he learned it all. How does it go? ‘I would have + been drunk, he would have been drunk’—of course, you know, + he was not drunk, it belongs with the verbs. You will kill yourself + laughing when he begins. Fill the cups, Trudie, and blow in the spout; + there’s a leaf over it.” + </p> + <p> + The reader will not take it amiss, I trust, if I pass over the + subsequent history of this leaf, and, too, make some deviations from + the text of the conversation during the further course of Juffrouw + Pieterse’s tea-evening. Stoffel spun off his conjugations and + the ladies fairly shrieked when he related how “he had <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb52" href="#pb52">52</a>]</span>been drunk” + and that “he would be drunk.” Thereupon followed general + and particular criticism of the neighbors. The Juffrouw below received + her share, as a matter of course: She was absent. + </p> + <p> + Religion and faith play an important part. Juffrouw Laps was for + organizing a prayer-class. The preachers of to-day, she insisted, take + their work too lightly and don’t sweep out all the corners. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, it’s in the Bible that man is only man,” + she cried; “that’s what I want to tell you. Man must not + try to know better than God himself. Salvation comes through grace, + and grace through faith; but if a man is not chosen, then he has no + grace and can have no faith. That’s the way he is damned, don’t + you see? I tell you, it’s just as certain as twice two—understand? + And for that reason I want to have a prayer-class. Not for the sake of + money or profit—God help me, no! At most just a trifle for the + fair, or for New Year. What do you think of the plan, Juffrouw Mabbel?” + </p> + <p> + That lady expressed the opinion that her husband would be opposed to + it, for he liked to go out of evenings, and then she must stay in the + shop. Besides, it was so difficult to get through with the work. No + one could imagine what a laborious occupation baking was. + </p> + <p> + “What do you say, Juffrouw Zipperman? Don’t you think it + would be a go? I would serve coffee; and the people could leave + something on the saucers. Really, I am not doing it for the money. We + would begin with the Old Testament—and then—exercise, you + know; practice—understand?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb53" href="#pb53">53</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Zipperman thought it would be very nice; but her son-in-law + had said that the preachers are paid to do this, and that any + additional “exercise” was merely an unnecessary expense. + </p> + <p> + “What do you say to it, Juffrouw Krummel? Don’t you think + that such a class—just a small class——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Krummel said she practiced with her husband when he came from + the bourse. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was now forced to turn to Mrs. Stotter, though she felt + that she was letting herself down in appealing to a Vrouw. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear Juffrouw Laps, if you had been a midwife as long as + I have you’d take no interest in a prayer-class. Now there is M’neer + Littelman in Prince Street. I’ve been at his house—always + in respectable houses—and he always said—it’s a + house with high steps, and in the hall there’s a big clock about + the wind and rain—and he always said: ‘Vrouw Stotter,’ + said he, ‘you’re a good woman,’ said he, ‘and + a faithful midwife. I always tell the people that,’ said he, + ‘and,’ said he, ‘all of my connection must send for + you,’ said he, ‘but,’ said he, ‘when people + tell you this you must act as if you didn’t hear it’—thank + you, Juffrouw Pieterse, my cup is turned over. Just as I said: + Everyone must know what he’s doing.” + </p> + <p> + “But just a little exercise like that, Mrs. Stotter!” + </p> + <p> + “It’s possible, it’s possible. But I’ve had so + much experience in such things. I go my own way; and that’s the + best way, too. For I’ve been in the home of M’neer Witte, + who has an uncle in congress—for I always go to respectable + places—and he always said, because he’s so funny: ‘Child-woman, + child-woman, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb54" href="#pb54">54</a>]</span>you’re + nothing but a child-woman.’ I was just going to say that I know + what I’m doing, for I’ve seen a lot in my life. There’s + M’neer—what’s his name? There in Prince Street—no, + no<span class="corr" id="xd0e1431" title="Not in source">,</span> + Market Square. Oh, what is his name!” + </p> + <p> + The reader will have noticed that Mrs. Stotter digressed from the + theme. But other folk do the same. + </p> + <p> + “And Juffrouw Pieterse, what do you think of the idea? Just a + little exercise.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dear, I have exercise enough with my children. You don’t + know what it means to bring up nine. I always worship with the + children, for the Bible says—Trudie, go to the baby; I hear her + again.” + </p> + <p> + There was something noble in Trudie’s gait as she walked into + that back room. One could see that she felt flattered by the + transmission to her of maternal dignity. Little Kee, the baby, was + less flattered. + </p> + <p> + “What were we talking about? Yes, that is my religious service. + The children keep me busy. You don’t know anything about it; if + I bring them up properly—run, Pietje, and straighten out Simon. + He’s pinching his sister again; he always does it when there’s + company.” + </p> + <p> + Simon was straightened out. + </p> + <p> + “Whenever we have company the children behave so badly. There it + goes again. Myntje, go and see what’s the matter and tell them + to go to sleep.” + </p> + <p> + Myntje went, returning immediately with the report that they had + “turned something over.” + </p> + <p> + General indignation. Angry message from the Juffrouw below. It was + unpleasant for the Juffrouw below when the children of the Juffrouw + above turned <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb55" href="#pb55">55</a>]</span>over + things and flooded the back room. Terrible excitement. + </p> + <p> + Finally the children were straightened out. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Zipperman again sat in the corner where there was such a + “draft.” This only goes to show that earthly greatness has + its dark side, and that a son-in-law in the insurance business + entitles one to rheumatism. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was greatly pleased with the hearty manner in which + punishment was meted out to the children. It was exactly according to + Scripture, she said; and then she cited a text or two in which the rod + was prescribed. It’s in the Bible somewhere, I don’t know + where. The Bible mentions everything, and the “rod” + especially. + </p> + <p> + “Now, Stoffel,” said the hostess sweetly, “recite + something for us.” She wanted to show that her children could do + something else besides pinch and turn things over. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything,” said Stoffel, but without a + trace of Socratic arrogance. + </p> + <p> + “Just say for us what you said the other day. Come, Stoffel. + That’s the way he always is, Juffrouw Mabbel. One has to pull + him up on his feet before he will do anything. But then he goes all + right. Forward, Stoffel! He’s tired now. Teaching in such a + school is hard work. Yes, Juffrouw, he’s as smart as he can be. + Would you believe it? All words are either masculine or feminine. Aren’t + they, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “No? But—and the other day you said—it’s only + to get him started, you know, Juffrouw Zipperman<span class="corr" + id="xd0e1470" title="Source: .">,</span> <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb56" href="#pb56">56</a>]</span>it takes a little time, because + he’s worn out with his school work—but you said that all + words——” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother. Masculine, feminine or neuter, I said.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and still more,” said Juffrouw Pieterse. “You + will be astonished when you hear him. What do you suppose you are, + Juffrouw Krummel?” + </p> + <p> + “I? What I am?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, what you are—what you really are.” + </p> + <p> + “I am Juffrouw Krummel,” she said, but doubtfully; for she + read in the triumphant look of Juffrouw Pieterse and the tightly + closed lips of Stoffel that she might easily be something entirely + different from Juffrouw Krummel. + </p> + <p> + The tension did not need to be farther increased; so Juffrouw Pieterse + passed now from the special to the general. Her glance took in the + entire company. + </p> + <p> + “And you, too, Juffrouw Mabbel; and you, Juffrouw Laps; and you, + Juffrouw Zipperman; and you, Mrs. Stotter—what do you all think + you are?” + </p> + <p> + No one knew. + </p> + <p> + This will not be surprising to anyone who knows how difficult + knowledge of the “self” is; but Stoffel had something else + in mind. There was a deeper meaning involved. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was the first to answer, and she spoke with proud + self-sufficiency: + </p> + <p> + “I am Juffrouw Laps!” + </p> + <p> + “Wrong, wrong—entirely wrong!” + </p> + <p> + “But for Heaven sake, am I not Juffrouw Laps?” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s. Of course you are Juffrouw Laps; but <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb57" href="#pb57">57</a>]</span>Stoffel didn’t + ask who you were, but what you were. There’s the fine point.” + </p> + <p> + “What I am? I’m Dutch Reform!” + </p> + <p> + “Y-e-s. That you are, too; but—it isn’t that. The + question is, What <i>are</i> you? Help her out, Stoffel.” + </p> + <p> + Between puffs of smoke, and with the air of a professor, Stoffel + proceeded to “help”: + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Laps, I wished to know what you were from a zoölogical + standpoint.” + </p> + <p> + “I won’t have anything more to do with it,” said + Juffrouw Laps in the tone of one who feels that he is going to be + insulted. + </p> + <p> + “I am a midwife,” said Mrs. Stotter, “and I’m + going to stick to it.” + </p> + <p> + “And I am the baker’s wife,” cried Juffrouw Mabbel, + with a positiveness in her tone which showed her intention to hold to + this opinion. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, certainly, Juffrouw Mabbel; but I mean from a zoölogical + standpoint.” + </p> + <p> + “If it’s going to be indecent, I prefer to go home.” + </p> + <p> + “I, too,” added Juffrouwen Krummel and Zipperman. “We + came here to be entertained.” + </p> + <p> + “But you’re not going to get angry about it! I tell you, + it’s in the book, Stoffel—you will laugh when you hear it, + Juffrouw Mabbel; and the best part of it is, that it’s in the + book, and one can’t say anything against it. Tell her, Stoffel!” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Laps,” said Stoffel with dignity—an + important moment in Juffrouw Pieterse’s tea-evening had arrived—“Juffrouw + Laps, you are a <i>sucking animal</i>.” + </p> + <p> + I admit frankly that I cannot adequately describe <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb58" href="#pb58">58</a>]</span>the crisis that followed these + two words. If Stoffel had only said mammal, perhaps then my task would + have been easier. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps’s face took on all the different colors that are + generally supposed to express anger. She had been attacked more openly + than the others, it is true; but her attitude toward the prayer-class + would go to show that she was naturally polemical. + </p> + <p> + In French novels people used to turn green; but Juffrouw Laps did not + read French, so she stopped at a terrible violet and screamed—no, + she didn’t. She didn’t scream anything; for she was + choking for breath. But she did pulverize that piece of ginger cake; + and she looked at Stoffel and his mother in a manner that would have + been most damaging for her if those two persons had happened to die + that night. + </p> + <p> + Imitating the trick of the cuttle-fish, no doubt unconsciously, + Stoffel managed to escape this fatal stare by enveloping himself in a + heavy cloud of smoke. Juffrouw Pieterse, however, not being a smoker, + was at the mercy of Juffrouw Laps. She stammered humbly: “It’s + in the book, really it’s in the book. Don’t be angry, it’s + in the book.” + </p> + <p> + By this time Juffrouw Laps was getting a little air, so much that + there was now no danger of her suffocating. She threw the mutilated + remains of the ginger cake on the table and began: + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse, you are nothing but a low, vile, filthy—you + may even be a sucking animal, you and your son too. I want you to + understand that I’ve always been respectable. My father sold + grain, and nobody’s ever been able to say anything against me! + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb59" href="#pb59">59</a>]</span>Ask + everybody about me—if I’ve ever run with men-folk, and + such things; and if I haven’t always paid my debts. He was + manager I would have you understand, and we lived over the + chapter-house, for he was in the grain business, and you can ask about + me there. Thank God, you can ask about me everywhere—do you + hear? But never, never, never, has such a thing happened to me. What + you put on me! If it wasn’t for lowering myself I’d tell + you what I think of you—you sucking animal, you and your son and + your whole family. My father sold grain, and I’m too <span + class="corr" id="xd0e1551" title="Source: resectable">respectable</span> + for you to——” + </p> + <p> + “But—it’s in the book that way. For God’s sake + believe me; it’s in the book.” + </p> + <p> + “Just hold your lip about your book. Anybody who sells God’s + holy word on the Ouwebrug needn’t talk to me about books.” + </p> + <p> + This accusation was false; for Walter, and not his mother, had sold + the Bible; but this was no time for such fine distinctions. + </p> + <p> + “Stoffel, go get the book and show Juffrouw—my God, what + shall I do!” + </p> + <p> + “Go to the Devil with your book and your sucking animals. You’ve + got nothing to show in your book. I know you—and your lout of a + son, and your wenches of daughters, that are growing up like——” + </p> + <p> + Truitje, Myntje and Pietje, understanding from this that there was + something radically wrong with their growth, began to screech too. + Other members of the party bawled a word from time to time, as + opportunity presented itself. Then came another message from the + Juffrouw below. This time she threatened to <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb60" href="#pb60">60</a>]</span>call in the police. The children, + taking advantage of the general excitement to break the ban under + which they had been placed, had left the bed and were now listening at + the keyhole. Juffrouw Pieterse was calling for the camphor bottle, + declaring that she was going to die; Mrs. Stotter was clamoring for + her wrap—her “old one”; and Stoffel was playing + cuttle-fish as well as he could. + </p> + <p> + All had got up and were going to leave. They could “put up with + a good deal,” but that was “too much”! Juffrouw + Krummel was going to tell her husband; Juffrouw Zipperman was going to + let everybody in the insurance business know about it; Mrs. Stotter + was going to relate the whole story to the gentleman in Prince Street; + and Juffrouw Mabbel—I forget whom she was going to tell it all + to. In short, every one of them was going to see to it that the affair + was well aired. + </p> + <p> + Who knows but what these threats would have been carried out, if the + good genius of the Pieterses had not at that moment caused someone to + ring the door-bell? It was that worthy gentleman whom we left in such + a state of pious despair at the close of the last chapter. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb61" href="#pb61">61</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch9" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter IX + </h2> + <p> + Yes, the door-bell rang. And it rang again: So it was “for us.” + Juffrouw Pieterse drew a long breath; and I must say, she did a very + proper thing. While admitting that it is foolish to say what one would + do if one were somebody else, still, in her place I should have drawn + a long breath, too. Firstly, because I imagine she hadn’t done + this for a long time; secondly, because I know how, in adverse + circumstances, every change and interruption gives one ground for + hope; and, finally, because I think Juffrouw Pieterse was human, just + like the rest of us. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, my dears,” she said, “be peaceable. It must be + the gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + The ladies declared it couldn’t be the gentlemen, because it was + too early for them; and this very doubt and uncertainty as to who it + might be gave the crisis a favorable turn. + </p> + <p> + Mere uncertainty, even when in no way connected with what is occupying + us, has a sort of paralyzing effect. Besides, when one is interrupted + in one’s anger, afterwards it is difficult to find the place + where one left off. + </p> + <p> + This was Juffrouw Laps’s experience; she tried it, but it wouldn’t + work. Her “a sucking animal, a sucking animal!” was + smothered by, “What can it mean? He never comes before ten!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb62" href="#pb62">62</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse quickly availed herself of this diversion to get + them all seated again. + </p> + <p> + Trudie was commissioned to “straighten out” the children, + who came off rather badly. The hostess was just about to state a new + zoölogical argument, which should establish peace between the + hostile parties, when the door opened and Master Pennewip stood before + the agitated assembly. + </p> + <p> + He, too, was agitated: the reader knows it. + </p> + <p> + The surprise caused by the arrival of this unexpected visitor had a + most favorable effect on the peace negotiations. A truce was tacitly + declared, though not without the proviso, at least on Juffrouw Laps’s + part, that hostilities should be reopened as soon as curiosity as to + Pennewip’s visit had been sufficiently satisfied. Indeed, she + was all the more willing for a truce, as it was evident from the man’s + appearance that there was something momentous at hand. His wig cried + out fire and murder in unmistakable tones. And that was just what the + good Juffrouw Laps liked. + </p> + <p> + “Good-evening, Juffrouw Pieterse; my humblest respects. I see + you have company, but——” + </p> + <p> + “That ‘doesn’t make a bit of difference,’ + Master Pennewip.‘Come right in and take a seat.’” + </p> + <p> + These forms of expression were rigidly observed in the “citizen + populace,” III, 7. c. + </p> + <p> + “Won’t you drink a cup with us?” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse,” he said with extreme dignity, “I + didn’t come here simply to drink a cup of sage-milk.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Master Pennewip, please be seated!” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb63" href="#pb63">63</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + It wasn’t easy; but the ladies made room and he was soon seated. + </p> + <p> + He cleared up his throat and looked about him with dignity. Then he + drew a roll of manuscript from his pocket, disarranged his wig and + spoke: + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse! You are a worthy, respectable woman, and + your husband sold shoes——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse looked triumphantly at Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip, quite so; he did——” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t <span class="corr" id="xd0e1620" + title="Source: interupt">interrupt</span> me, Juffrouw Pieterse. Your + departed husband sold shoes. I have taught your children from little + tots up to their confirmation. Haven’t I, Juffrouw Pieterse?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip,” she replied modestly; for she was + afraid of that excessive dignity in Pennewip’s manner and voice. + </p> + <p> + “And I just want to ask you, Juffrouw Pieterse, whether, during + all this time that your children were in my school, you ever heard any + complaints—reasonable complaints—of the manner in which I, + with my wife, instructed your children in reading, writing, + arithmetic, national history, psalmody, sewing, knitting, drawing and + religion? I put the question to you, Juffrouw Pieterse, and wait for a + reply.” + </p> + <p> + An awful silence followed this speech. The Juffrouw below had every + reason to be satisfied. + </p> + <p> + “But, Master Pennewip——” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t want any ‘but’, Juffrouw Pieterse. I + ask you, whether you have had any complaints. I <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb64" href="#pb64">64</a>]</span>mean, of course, well grounded + complaints about my instruction in reading, writing, arithmetic——” + </p> + <p> + “Well, no, Master Pennewip, I have no complaints; but——” + </p> + <p> + “So-oo? No complaints? Well, then I will explain to you—where + is your son Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Walter? Dear me! Hasn’t he come home, Trudie? He went to + take a walk with the Halleman boys. They are such respectable + children, Master Pennewip, and they live——” + </p> + <p> + “So! With the Hallemans—who go to the French school! Aha, + and that’s it? So—from the Hallemans! And he learns such + things from the Hallemans—the Hallemans <i>III, 7, a<sup>2</sup></i>, + perhaps ‘<i>a</i>’—yes, who knows but that it might + be <i>II</i>. It’s no wonder—immorality, viciousness—at + the French school! And now, Juffrouw Pieterse, I want to tell you that + your son——” + </p> + <p> + “What did you say?” + </p> + <p> + Master Pennewip looked about him as if he were drinking in the + breathless silence that had fallen over his hearers. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps hastened to repay with compound interest that triumphant + look of the hostess, while that lady, thoroughly miserable, was making + frequent use of the camphor bottle. She was not so much mortified that + Juffrouw Laps should hear something else unfavorable about Walter, who + had caused them so much trouble, as angry that she should be the + witness of an accusation that would give her a new weapon in the zoölogical + fray. + </p> + <p> + “Didn’t I tell you so? Nothing good will ever <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb65" href="#pb65">65</a>]</span>come to this + Walter. A boy that begins with the Bible will end with something else. + Yes, Master Pennewip, I’m not surprised—I shouldn’t + be surprised at anything he did. I’ve seen it coming for a long + time. But what shouldn’t one expect from a family——” + </p> + <p> + As quick as a flash Juffrouw Pieterse saw here her opportunity to + recover her lost advantage. Stoffel had said it was in the book; but a + teacher must know whatever is in a book. Therefore—— + </p> + <p> + “Master Pennewip,” she cried, “Is it true that + Juffrouw Laps is a sucking animal?” + </p> + <p> + I am convinced that Pennewip brought this question under a special + category for “peculiar overflowings of the heart,” seeing + that it followed upon his unfinished accusation against Walter. He + looked over his glasses and slowly described with his eye a circle, + peopled with women holding their breath, heads and necks stretched out + and mouths wide open. The attitude of Juffrouw Laps was threatening + above everything else, and said quite distinctly: Answer or die! Am I + a sucking animal? + </p> + <p> + “With whom have I the honor to speak?” he asked, probably + not considering that this question made the matter still more + mysterious, giving the impression that Laps’s animal quality + depended upon her name, age, place of residence, family relations, + etc. + </p> + <p> + “I am Juffrouw Laps,” she said, “and live down + stairs in the front part of the house.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah—so! Yes, indeed you belong to the class of sucking + animals.” + </p> + <p> + A ten-fold sigh was heaved; and Juffrouw Pieterse was again + triumphant. In politics and the citizen <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb66" href="#pb66">66</a>]</span>populace complete equilibrium is + impossible. The parties or powers are in continual motion, first one + in the ascendency, then the other. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps, who had not been able to accomplish anything with + pride, now attempted good humor. + </p> + <p> + “But Master Pennewip,” she said sweetly, “how can + you say such a thing? My father was in the grain business and——” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Laps, answer me one question.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip, but——” + </p> + <p> + “Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, where do you live?” + </p> + <p> + “Where I live? Why, in my room, down stairs—two windows—front + entrance——” + </p> + <p> + “You miss the significance of my question entirely, Juffrouw + Laps. The meaning would be similar if I were to ask you if you + belonged to that class of organisms that live in oyster-shells.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, Juffrouw Laps,” cried the triumphant hostess, + “that’s the point—the main point!” + </p> + <p> + And Stoffel added that it was really and truly the main point. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps saw that she was hopelessly lost, for she had to admit + to herself that she didn’t usually reside in an oyster-shell. + She looked at the teacher with astonishment; but he paid no attention + at all to the effect of his questions. Assuming a sort of legal manner—which + was closely imitated by his wig, he continued: + </p> + <p> + “Can you live in water? Have you gills?” + </p> + <p> + “In water? But—Master Pennewip——” + </p> + <p> + Wig to the left, which meant: No, but! <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb67" href="#pb67">67</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Or half in water, half on land?” + </p> + <p> + “Master Pennewip, how should I——” + </p> + <p> + Wig to the right: No subterfuges. + </p> + <p> + “Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, have you cold blood? Do you bring + living young into the world?” + </p> + <p> + “It is a sin, Master Pennewip!” + </p> + <p> + The wig now looked like a battering-ram, anticipating the nature of + the next question. + </p> + <p> + “Can you lay eggs, Juffrouw Laps? I only ask you the question. + Can you lay eggs? Eh?” + </p> + <p> + She said she couldn’t. + </p> + <p> + “Then you are a sucking animal, Juffrouw Laps!” + </p> + <p> + The wig was in the middle again resting quietly. It had vanquished + Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + I wonder what the reader’s idea is of the effect produced on the + company by this terrible sentence, against which there could be no + appeal. There was something pitiless in Pennewip’s manner, and + in his contracted eyebrows there was no intimation of mercy. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb68" href="#pb68">68</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch10" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter X + </h2> + <p> + The attentive reader who knows human nature will naturally wish to + know why I closed the last chapter so tamely, and why that zoölogical + problem which, only a short time before had caused such a violent + explosion, was now allowed to rest in peace. + </p> + <p> + There are three reasons for this. + </p> + <p> + Firstly, the women had been so wrought up that they were now + exhausted. + </p> + <p> + Secondly, Juffrouw Laps, the shrewd leader of the fight, looked over + the battlefield and, without thinking of the famous battle between the + Horatii and the Curiatii, saw with innate tactical talent the + correctness of “divide and conquer.” With the forces + Stotter, Mabbel, Krummel and Zipperman against the house of Pieterse—that + was all right. But now that the house was supported by Pennewip’s + powerful hand, it was prudent to withdraw from the battle. For who + could guarantee her that she might depend upon her allies? What + assurance had she that the midwife, or even Juffrouw Zipperman would + not go over to the enemy?—if only out of deference to the + versatile wig! No, no, no! She wouldn’t risk her rhetorical + artillery in such a doubtful engagement! She was content to say to + herself, “I will get even with you later.” Imagining her, + with all her relations to society, multiplied <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb69" href="#pb69">69</a>]</span>by twenty or thirty millions, we + would have read the next day in this or that official Laps organ + something like this: + </p> + <p> + “Our relations with the Pietersian empire are most cordial. The + recent friendly meeting between the two sovereigns was merely that + they might have the mutual pleasure of seeing one another, and had no + political significance whatever. It will be seen how unfounded were + those rumors of ‘strained relations,’ which were said to + have been brought about by a discussion of certain characteristics of + our popular princess. The reader will recall that we never gave + credence to those rumors, and reported them with great reserve.” + </p> + <p> + Thirdly. The third and chief cause of the armistice was—curiosity. + Under the present changed circumstances whoever betrayed any anger + would have to leave; and whoever left would not find out why Master + Pennewip had come, or what new crime Walter had committed. Again we + see the truth of the proposition, that everything has its good side. + </p> + <p> + “But, Master Pennewip,” asked Juffrouw Pieterse—she + threw the subdued sucking animal a look that was like a triumphant + telegram, and read: Where are you now?—“but Master + Pennewip, what has Walter been doing now?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, what has he been up to this time,” added Juffrouw + Laps, delighted that the conversation had taken this turn, and that + she was now to hear about Walter’s latest sin. + </p> + <p> + For the sinner is a thing in which pious persons find much + edification. As we have already seen, Juffrouw Laps was fond of + edification. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb70" href="#pb70">70</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Pennewip was just on the point of beginning his indictment when the + door-bell rang. It rang again: “It’s for us”—and + in a moment our truant walked into the room. + </p> + <p> + He was paler than usual, and with good reason; for strange things had + happened to him since Fancy had lifted him up and borne him away. + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse,” began Pennewip, “my school is + famous, even as far away as Kattenburg. Do you hear me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Master Pennewip.” + </p> + <p> + “I repeat it: Famous! And, too, chiefly on account of the fine + moral there—I mean, of course, in my school. Religion and + morality occupy the first place in my school. I could show you verses + on the Deity—but I pass over that. It is sufficient for you to + know that my school is famous as far as—but what am I talking + about—I’ve even had a boy from Wittenburg; and I was once + consulted about the education of a boy whose father lived at + Muiderberg.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Master Pennewip!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, I still have the letter and could show it to + you. The man was a gravedigger—the boy painted inappropriate + figures on the coffins. And just for this reason I feel it my duty to + tell you that I don’t intend to see my school lose its good name + through that good-for-nothing boy of yours there!” + </p> + <p> + Poor Walter had fallen from the clouds. That sounded quite different + from a papal appointment—which he really no longer cared for, as + he had just received another appointment that pleased him better. + </p> + <p> + His mother wanted to pass immediately to what she <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb71" href="#pb71">71</a>]</span>called her “divine worship” + and give him a sound thrashing, in order to satisfy the teacher that + religion and morality took the first place in her house, too. + </p> + <p> + But the teacher found it preferable to tell the party what the trouble + was, and incidentally to strengthen the feeling of guilt in the + patient. + </p> + <p> + “Your son belongs to the class of robbers, murderers, ravishers + of women, incendiaries——” + </p> + <p> + That was all. + </p> + <p> + “Holy grace! Heavenly righteousness! Compassionate Christian + souls! Ah, divine and human virtue, is it possible! What must we + endure!” + </p> + <p> + I cannot always be exact; but, in general, such was the flood of + exclamations that all but swept away that ten-year-old robber, + murderer, ravisher of women and incendiary. + </p> + <p> + “I am going to read you something from his hand,” said the + teacher, “and then if anybody still doubts the boy’s + viciousness——” + </p> + <p> + All tacitly promised to have no doubts. + </p> + <p> + The work that the teacher read was indeed of such a nature as to leave + small room for doubts; and I, who have chosen Walter for my hero, + anticipate difficulty in convincing the reader that he was not so bad + as he seemed—after his + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <h4 class=" lghead "> + “<span class="smallcaps">Robber Song.</span>” + </h4> + <p class="line"> + “On the steed, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Off I speed, + </p> + <p class="line"> + With helmet on head + </p> + <p class="line"> + And a sword in my hand and the enemy dead; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Quick, away!” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb72" href="#pb72">72</a>]</span> + <p> + “Christian souls,” cried the whole party, “is he + mad?” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Rather late, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Near the gate + </p> + <p class="line"> + A push and a blow, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Vanquished dragoon, Margrave laid low——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Heaven save us, what has he against the Margrave,” wailed + the mother. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “For the spoil!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Don’t you see, it’s for booty,” said Juffrouw + Laps. “I told you so: He began with the Bible, he’ll end + with——” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “And the prize— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Pretty eyes——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Did you ever hear the like—he has scarcely shed his milk + teeth!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “And the prize— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Pretty eyes— + </p> + <p class="line"> + She was bought with steel——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “With ste-e-l!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “And the prize— + </p> + <p class="line"> + Pretty eyes— + </p> + <p class="line"> + She was bought with steel; + </p> + <p class="line"> + I bore her away to the cave just to feel + </p> + <p class="line"> + How it seemed.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Heavenly grace, what is he going to do in the cave?” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “In my arm, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Free from harm + </p> + <p class="line"> + Lay the maid as we sped; + </p> + <p class="line"> + Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears——” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb73" href="#pb73">73</a>]</span> + <p> + “Oh, blessed peace, and the poor thing crying!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears she shed— + </p> + <p class="line"> + O, delight!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “And he calls that delight! I’m getting right cold.” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Then again, + </p> + <p class="line"> + O’er the plain——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Holy Father, there he goes again!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Then again, + </p> + <p class="line"> + O’er the plain. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Right and left, nothing spurned, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Here a villa destroyed or a cloister burned + </p> + <p class="line"> + For fun.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “The Devil is in that boy. For fun!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Farther yet, + </p> + <p class="line"> + I forget— + </p> + <p class="line"> + But the deeds they were dire, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And the road was marked with blood and fire + </p> + <p class="line"> + And revenge!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Mercy on us! What had they done to him!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Revenge’s sweet, + </p> + <p class="line"> + And is meet + </p> + <p class="line"> + For the King of the World——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Is he crazy? I’ll make him a king!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Revenge’s sweet + </p> + <p class="line"> + And is meet + </p> + <p class="line"> + For the King of the World, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Who alone is supreme, with a banner unfurled + </p> + <p class="line"> + Forever!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “What sort of a thing is he talking about?” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “All! Hurrah! + </p> + <p class="line"> + But, I say——” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb74" href="#pb74">74</a>]</span> + <p> + Everybody shuddered. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “All! Hurrah! + </p> + <p class="line"> + But, I say + </p> + <p class="line"> + No pardon shall be lavished, + </p> + <p class="line"> + The men shall be hanged and the women——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Trudie, Trudie, the camphor bottle! You see—I——” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “The men shall be hanged and the women ravished——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “The camphor bottle! Trudie, Trudie!” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “For pleasure!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “For pleasure,” repeated the teacher in a grave-yard + voice, “for pleasure!” + </p> + <p> + “He—does—it—for—pleasure!” + </p> + <p> + The company was stupefied. Even Stoffel’s pipe had gone out. + </p> + <p> + But Walter’s was not a nature to be easily disturbed. After his + mother had beaten him till she came to her senses again, he went to + bed in the little back room, far from dissatisfied with the day’s + work, and was soon dreaming of Fancy. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb75" href="#pb75">75</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch11" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XI + </h2> + <p> + On the next day things had largely resumed their wonted course. That + someone may not charge me with carelessness, or indifference towards + the persons with whom we spent a pleasant evening, I will remark in + passing that Juffrouw Mabbel was again busy with her baking and + “clairvoyange,” and that Mrs. Stotter had resumed her + activities with the stork. Those unfortunate creatures who were + committed to her care she condemned to lie motionless for two or three + months—perhaps to give the newly born an idea of their new + career, and, at the same time, to punish them for the shameful uproar + they had caused by their birth. + </p> + <p> + As for Master Pennewip, he was busy, as usual, educating future + grandparents of the past. His wig had not yet recovered from the + excitement of the night before and was longing for Sunday. + </p> + <p> + Klaasje van der Gracht had been awarded the prize with an impressive, + “Keep on that way, my boy”; and he kept on. I still see + poems in the papers whose clearness, conciseness and sublimity betray + his master hand. I have heard that he died of smallpox—he had + not been vaccinated; it will be remembered—but I consider it my + duty to protect him from any such slander. A genius does not die; + otherwise it wouldn’t be worth while to be born a genius. Still, + if Klaas <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb76" href="#pb76">76</a>]</span>had + died like other people, his spirit would have lived in those coming + after him. And that is a beautiful immortality. + </p> + <p> + The family de Wilde, too, has not died out, and will not die. I am + certain of it. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Krummel asked her husband if she was really a “sucking + animal.” Being from the bourse, and having much worldly wisdom, + he replied after reflection that of such things he didn’t + believe more than half he heard. “In this case the last half,” + he added—but softly. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Zipperman had caught a cold; but was still able to boast + about her son-in-law. She was a “respectable woman.” Only + she couldn’t endure for Juffrouw Laps to talk so much about + “virtue,” and the “respectability” of her + father, who was “in the grain business.” Old Man Laps, she + said, was not <i>in</i>, but <i>under</i> the grain business. He had + carried sacks of grain, but that was quite different from selling + grain. For the man who sells is much bigger than the man who carries. + Juffrouw, therefore, had been making misleading statements. + </p> + <p> + Trudie and her sisters had decked themselves out as well as possible + and were sitting at the window. When young people passed by they + looked as if they had never in their lives straightened out anybody. + </p> + <p> + The Juffrouw in the rear below told the grocer that she was going to + move out; for it was just scandalous, simply scandalous the way the + Pieterses carried on in their back room; that she couldn’t leave + anything uncovered. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse was busy with her household, <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb77" href="#pb77">77</a>]</span>and looked like a working woman. + From time to time she had “divine service” with the + children, who, if they could have had their choice, would have + preferred to have been born among the Alfures, Dajaks, or some other + benighted people whose religion is less strenuous. + </p> + <p> + I am glad to be able to say that Juffrouw Laps had passed a good + night. I should like to tell more about her, but I don’t care to + exhaust myself. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel had returned to school, and was trying to inspire the boys + with contempt for riches. He was using on them a poem that had + probably been written in a garret by some poor devil or other whose + wealth gave him little cause for complaint. The boys were inattentive, + and seemed not to grasp the peculiar pleasure in having no money to + buy marbles. Stoffel attributed their hard-heartedness to Walter’s + crazy ideas: They had heard of his attack on the Margrave and of that + remarkable visit to the cave. + </p> + <p> + And Walter? + </p> + <p> + He still lived in expectation of the punishment he deserved so richly. + For his mother had given him to understand repeatedly that the little + “straightening out” of the evening before was merely for + practice, and that the reward of his sin would be delayed till she + could speak with the preacher about it. + </p> + <p> + In the meanwhile Walter didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t + return to school: Pennewip had closed for him that fountain of + knowledge. + </p> + <p> + Nor was he allowed to go out for a walk. “Who knows what he will + do if I let him out of my sight?” said his mother, who was + presumably afraid that he <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb78" + href="#pb78">78</a>]</span>might make a fresh attack on the cloisters. + As a matter of fact, she denied him this privilege merely because + Walter asked it. + </p> + <p> + She expressed the opinion that it was best not to let bad children + have their own way. + </p> + <p> + If Walter had been right wise, he would have pretended to be + thoroughly in love with that dark back room; then, for his moral + improvement, he would have been chased down the steps, and away to his + sawmills. + </p> + <p> + But Walter was not smart. + </p> + <p> + He was forbidden to go into the front room because the young ladies + did not care to see him. + </p> + <p> + That back room was more than dark: It was narrow, and dirty, and + reeked with all the fumes of “III, 7, c.” But Walter was + used to all this and much more. He had always been a martyr—bandages, + poultices, bandy legs, biblical history, rickets, poems on goodness, + evening prayers, the judgment day, hobgoblins for wicked children, + closed eyes before and after the slice of bread, sleeping with crooked + knees, committing sins, fear for the torn breeches, “divine + service” with and without sensible accompaniment! + </p> + <p> + That droll robber song, whose origin we know so well, shows how easily + his childish soul was moved by whatever seemed great to him. He was a + pure child, and he was a good boy. He wouldn’t have hurt a fly. + The criminal character of his song was due to his desire to grasp what + is greater than everything else and to be the leader in that world + created by his childish fancy. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb79" + href="#pb79">79</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Robber—good! But a first-class robber, a robber of robbers, a + robber without mercy—for pleasure! + </p> + <p> + As to the gross mistreatment of women mentioned in his song, he had no + idea what it meant. He used the word for the sake of rhyme, and + because from certain sentences in his book he had got the impression + that it must afford great pleasure. + </p> + <p> + If, perchance, for those fourteen stivers Grandisson—weary + remembrance—had fallen into his hands, his Wednesday’s + poem would have been quite different. No doubt he would have sought a + reconciliation with the butcher’s Keesje, forgiving him + completely all his liberties with “Holland nobility” and + even presenting him a few slate pencils. + </p> + <p> + For that is the striking characteristic of spirits such as Walter’s. + Whatever they are, they are that with all their might, always going + further in any direction than they would seem to be warranted in doing + by the mere external circumstances. + </p> + <p> + From such characters we could hope much, if through some chance—<i>i. + e.</i>, a natural cause, which we call chance, because we do not <span + class="corr" id="xd0e2035" title="Source: undestand">understand</span> + it and are ashamed to admit our ignorance—if through some chance + they were not born among people who do not understand them, and, + therefore, mistreat them. + </p> + <p> + It is one of our peculiarities that we like to mistreat anyone whose + soul is differently organized from ours. How does the watch move? asks + the child, and cannot rest until he has torn apart the wheels he could + not understand. There the watch lies in pieces, and the little + miscreant excuses himself with the remark that he just wanted to see + how it was made. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb80" href="#pb80">80</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch12" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XII + </h2> + <p> + Walter sat with his elbows on the table, his chin resting in his + hands. He seemed to be deeply interested in Leentje’s sewing, + but we shall see in a moment that his thoughts were elsewhere, and, + too, far away from III. 7, c. + </p> + <p> + They had forbidden her to speak to the shameless rascal, and only + occasionally, when Juffrouw Pieterse left the room, did she have an + opportunity to whisper to him a few words of comfort. To be sure, she + noticed that Walter was not so sad as we should expect one to be who + was caught in between the thrashing of yesterday and the priest of + to-morrow. This gentleman was to come to-morrow to settle the matter. + </p> + <p> + “But, Walter, how could you speak of burning cloisters!” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, I meant—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “And the Count—what had he done?” + </p> + <p> + “It was a Margrave—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “What sort of a count is that? I’ll bet he was one out of + another house.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, it was Amalia’s father—but that isn’t + it. I have something to tell you, Leentje—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “Amalia—who is Amalia?” + </p> + <p> + “That was my bride, but—Leentje, I wanted to tell you + something—sh!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb81" + href="#pb81">81</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Your bride! Are you mad, Walter? Your bride?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, she was; but now no more. I was going to help her—but + a duck came—but that isn’t it, Leentje. Now I see it all—sh. + I swam by—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “Who, what? Swam by?” + </p> + <p> + “By Amalia. She sat on the rushes—now I understand it all—I + am—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t understand a word, Walter. But the women—why + did you want to——” + </p> + <p> + Poor innocent Leentje. + </p> + <p> + “The women were in the book—but listen, I am—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “And the cloisters?” + </p> + <p> + “That has nothing to do with it—I know everything now. + Listen Leentje, I am—sh!” + </p> + <p> + “For Heaven sake, Walter, what’s the matter with you? You + look as if you were mad.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had a vision. He stretched himself up, cast a proud glance at + the beams in the ceiling, placed his right hand over his heart, + extended his left, as if he were draping a Spanish mantle about him—remember + that he had never been in a theatre—and said: + </p> + <p> + “Leentje, I am a prince.” + </p> + <p> + At that moment his mother came in, boxed his ears and sent him out of + the room. + </p> + <hr class="tb" /> + <p> + Walter’s principality was in the moon—no, much farther + away. + </p> + <p> + In the following the reader shall learn how he had attained to this + new dignity. + </p> + <p> + Long before the beginning of this story—yes, a long <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb82" href="#pb82">82</a>]</span>time before + this—there was a queen of spirits, just like in “Hans + Heiling.” Her name was A——o. + </p> + <p> + She did not live in a cave, but held her court far up in the clouds; + and this was airier and more suitable for a queen. + </p> + <p> + She wore a necklace of stars, and a sun was set in her signet-ring. + </p> + <p> + Whenever she went forth, the clouds flew about like dust, and with a + motion of her hand she drove away the firmaments. + </p> + <p> + Her children played with planets as with marbles, and she complained + that it was so difficult for her to find them again when they had + rolled away under the furniture. + </p> + <p> + The little son of the queen, <span class="corr" id="xd0e2111" + title="Source: Price">Prince</span> Upsilon, was peevish over this and + was continually calling for more playthings. + </p> + <p> + The queen then gave him a sack of siriuses; but in a short time these, + too, were all lost. It was Upsilon’s own fault: He ought to have + paid more attention to his playthings. + </p> + <p> + They tried to satisfy him as best they could, but no matter what they + gave him, he always wanted something else, something larger. This was + a defect in the character of the little prince. + </p> + <p> + The mother, who, as queen of the spirits, was a very intelligent + woman, thought it would be a good idea for the little prince to + accustom himself to privations. + </p> + <p> + She issued an order, therefore, that for a certain time Upsilon was to + have no playthings. + </p> + <p> + The order was carried out. Everything was taken <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb83" href="#pb83">83</a>]</span>away from him, even the comet + that he and his little sister Omicron happened to be playing with. + </p> + <p> + Prince Upsilon was somewhat stubborn. He so far forgot himself one day + as to speak disrespectfully to his mother. + </p> + <p> + Even Princess Omicron was contaminated by his example—nothing is + worse than a bad example—and violently threw her pallet against + the universe. That was not becoming in a girl. + </p> + <p> + Now, in the kingdom of spirits, there was a law to the effect, that + anyone showing disrespect toward the queen, or throwing anything + against the universe, should be deprived of all titles and dignities + for a certain length of time. + </p> + <p> + Prince Upsilon became a grain of sand. + </p> + <p> + After he had behaved himself well in this capacity for a few centuries + he received the news that he had been promoted to be a moss plant. + </p> + <p> + Then one morning he woke up and found himself a coral zoöphyte. + </p> + <p> + That occurred about the time that man began to cook his food. + </p> + <p> + He was industrious, building up islands and continents on the earth. + In recognition of his zeal he was turned into a crab. + </p> + <p> + In this capacity, too, there could be no complaint against him, and he + was soon transferred to the class of sea-serpents. + </p> + <p> + He played some innocent pranks on sailors, but he never harmed anyone. + Soon he received four feet and the rank of a mastodon, with the + privilege of roaming over the land. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb84" + href="#pb84">84</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + With the self-control of a philosopher he entered upon his new life, + busying himself with geological investigations. + </p> + <p> + A few centuries later—remember that in the kingdom of spirits + all time taken together is only as a short quarter of an hour—or + to speak more correctly, that all time is nothing. For time was made + merely for man, for his amusement, and given to him just as we give + picture books to children. For spirits, present, past and future are + all the same. They comprehend yesterday, to-day and to-morrow at a + glance, just as one reads a word without spelling it out. What was and + is going to be, <i>is</i>. + </p> + <p> + The Egyptians and Phœnicians knew that very well, but Christians + have forgotten it. + </p> + <p> + Fancy knew that Walter could not read, so she related Upsilon’s + story to him, just as I am doing for the reader. + </p> + <p> + Some centuries later he had become an elephant; then a moment later, + <i>i. e.</i>, about ten years before the opening of my story—I + mean years as we mortals reckon them—he was elevated to the + class of man. + </p> + <p> + I don’t know what sins he may have committed as an elephant. + </p> + <p> + Anyway, Fancy had said, that in order to return to his station as a + spirit-prince in a short time and escape any further degradation it + was necessary for him to be diligent and well behaved in his present + state, and not write any robber songs, or slip out things and sell + them—even if it was only a Bible. + </p> + <p> + And, too, he must become reconciled to seeing Juffrouw <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb85" href="#pb85">85</a>]</span>Pieterse + without a train on her dress. Fancy said it couldn’t be helped. + </p> + <p> + This “Fancy” must have been some lady at his mother’s + court, who visited him in his exile to comfort and encourage him, so + that he wouldn’t think they were punishing him because they were + angry with him. + </p> + <p> + She promised to visit him from time to time. “But,” asked + Walter, “how is my little sister getting along?” + </p> + <p> + “She’s being punished, too. You know the law. She is + patient with it all and promises to improve. At first she was a + fire-ball; but she behaved so nicely that she was soon changed to a + moon-beam; and also in this state there was nothing against her. It + seemed to be a pleasure for her; and it was all her mother could do to + keep from shortening the punishment. She was soon turned into vapor, + and stood the test well; for she filled the universe. That was about + the time you began to eat grass. Soon she was a butterfly. But your + mother did not consider this suitable for a girl and had her changed + into a constellation. There she stands before us now.” + </p> + <p> + It often happens that we do not see a thing because it is too big. + </p> + <p> + “Look,” said Fancy. “There—to the right! No, + further—there, there—the north star! That is her left eye. + You can’t see her right, because she is bending over towards + Orion, the doll which she holds in her lap and caresses.” + </p> + <p> + Walter saw it plainly enough and cried: “Omicron, Omicron!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb86" href="#pb86">86</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “No, no, prince,” said the lady of the court, “that + will not do. Each must undergo his punishment alone. It’s + already a great concession that you two are imprisoned in the same + universe. Recently, when your little brothers flooded the milky way + with sin, they were separated completely.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was sad. How gladly would he have kissed his little sister!—that + group of stars nursing the doll. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Fancy, let me be with Omicron.” + </p> + <p> + Fancy said neither yes nor no. + </p> + <p> + She looked as if she were reflecting on the possibility of + accomplishing the almost impossible. + </p> + <p> + Walter, taking courage from her hesitation, repeated his request. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, let me live with my little sister again, even if I have to + eat grass or build continents—I will eat and build with + pleasure, if I may only be with Omicron.” + </p> + <p> + Probably Fancy was afraid to promise something beyond her power; and + she was sorry not to be able to give her promise. + </p> + <p> + “I will ask,” she whispered, “and now——” + </p> + <p> + Walter rubbed his eyes. There was the bridge and the ditch. He heard + the ducks cackling from the distance. He saw his mills again. Yes, + yes, there they were. But their name was no longer—what was + their name? + </p> + <p> + The mills were called “Morning Hour” and “Eagle,” + and they called out just like other sawmills: “Karre, karre, + kra, kra——” + </p> + <p> + Thereupon Walter went home. We have already seen what awaited him + there. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb87" href="#pb87">87</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch13" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XIII + </h2> + <p> + The preacher had come and gone. Sentence had been passed and the + penalty paid. But Walter was depressed and despondent. Leentje did her + best to put some animation into him, but in vain. Perhaps it was + because she no longer understood her ward. + </p> + <p> + Those confidential communications of Walter’s were beyond her + comprehension; and often she looked at him as if she doubted his + sanity. From her meagre weekly allowance she saved a few doits, + thinking to gladden Walter’s heart with some ginger cakes, which + he had always enjoyed. It was no use: Walter’s soul had outgrown + ginger cakes. This discovery caused Leentje bitter pain. + </p> + <p> + “But, my dear child, be reasonable, and don’t worry over + such foolishness. This Fancy, or whatever the creature’s name + is, has mocked you; or you have dreamed it all.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, no, Leentje. It’s all true. I know everything she + said, and it’s all true.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Walter, that story about your sister—you would have + known that long ago.” + </p> + <p> + “I did know it, but I had forgotten it. I knew everything that + Fancy told me. It had only slipped out of my mind. When she spoke, + then it all came back to me distinctly.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb88" href="#pb88">88</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “I will go to those mills some day,” said Leentje. + </p> + <p> + And she did it. After Walter’s description she was able to find + the place where that important meeting had taken place. She saw the + timbers, the dirt, the ducks, the meadow—everything was there, + even the ashes,—everything except Fancy and her stories. + </p> + <p> + Nor could Walter find Fancy now. In vain did he go out walking with + those respectable Halleman boys as often as he was in the way at home. + For hours he would stand on the bridge and listen to the rattling of + the sawmills; but they told him nothing, and Fancy would not return. + </p> + <p> + “She has too much to do at my mother’s court,” + Walter sighed, and went home sad and disappointed. + </p> + <p> + When he looked out the window and saw the beautiful stars twinkling + encouragement to him, he cheered up a little. His sadness was less + bitter, but it was still there. Pain passed into home-sickness, a + sweet longing for home, and with tears in his eyes, but no longer + despairing, he whispered “Omicron, Omicron!” + </p> + <p> + Who heard that call, or understood his grief over his exile? Who + observed how that sigh for the “higher” and that fiery + desire had passed into a nobler state? + </p> + <p> + After long deliberations and Walter’s express promise to do + better, Master Pennewip had at last been prevailed upon to allow our + young robber to return to school. He now had the opportunity to + perfect himself in verse-writing, penmanship, verbs, “Holland + Counts” and other equally important things. + </p> + <p> + The teacher said that the boy at Muiderberg had <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb89" href="#pb89">89</a>]</span>been still worse, and he had + known what to prescribe. Walter would do all right now, he thought; + but Juffrouw Pieterse must get another pastor, for the present one + belonged to the class of “drinkers.” This she did. Walter + was to receive religious instruction from a real preacher. + </p> + <p> + I don’t remember the title of the book, but the first lines + were: + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p> + “<i>Q.</i> From whom did you and everything in existence have + its origin?” + </p> + </div> + <p> + Walter wanted to say, From my mother; but the book said: + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p> + “<i>Ans.</i> From God, who made everything out of nothing.” + </p> + <p> + “<i>Q.</i> How do you know that?<span class="corr" + id="xd0e2265" title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + <p> + “<i>Ans.</i> From nature and revelation.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + Walter didn’t know what it meant, but like the good-natured, + obedient child that he was, he repeated faithfully what he had + memorized from the book. It was annoying for him to have his Sundays + spoiled by recitations in the Kings of Israel—days so well + suited for rambling. He was jealous of the Jews, who were always led + away—a misfortune that seemed delightful to him. But he worked + away patiently, and was not the worst of those apprentices in + religion. At the end of the year he received a book containing three + hundred and sixty-five scriptural texts, twenty-one prayers, as many + graces, the Lord’s Prayer, the ten commandments and the articles + of faith. It also contained directions for using it—once a day + through the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb90" href="#pb90">90</a>]</span>year, + three times a day for a week, etc., etc.; or simply use as needed. On + a leaf pasted in the front of the book was written: + </p> + <div class="blockquote"> + <p class="aligncenter"> + <i>To Walter Pieterse</i><br /> as a<br /> <i>Reward</i><br /> for<br /> + <i>Excellent recitations</i><br /> in the<br /> <i>Noorderkerk</i><br /> + and as an<br /> <i>Encouragement</i><br /> for him to continue to<br /> + <i>Honor God</i><br /> in the manner in which he has begun. + </p> + </div> + <p> + Under this were the names of the preacher and the officers of the + church, ornamented with flourishes that would have put Pennewip to + shame. + </p> + <p> + The outward respectability of the Hallemans continued to increase. The + parents of these children had hired a garden on the “Overtoom.” + That was so “far out,” they said; and then they “couldn’t + stay in the city forever.” Besides, the expense was “not + so much”; for there was one gardener for everybody; and then, + there were plenty of berries growing there, and that was always very + nice. There would be grass enough for bleaching the linen—an + important item, for just lately, said the mother of the Hallemans, + there had been iron-rust in Betty’s dress. For that reason it + was the very thing to rent the garden; and if people said anything + about it, it would only be because they were jealous. And, too, there + was a barrel there for rainwater; <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb91" + href="#pb91">91</a>]</span>and Mrs. Karels had said it leaked, but it + was not true; for everyone must know what he’s doing; but when + you do anything, everybody is talking about it. If one paid any + attention to it, one would never get anything done—and it would + be such a recreation for the children. Juffrouw Karels ought to attend + to her own business—and when Gustave’s birthday came, he + might invite some “young gentlemen.” + </p> + <p> + Gustave’s birthday came. “Young gentlemen” were to + be invited, and—Walter was among that select number. + </p> + <p> + It would lead me too far from the subject to enter upon an + investigation of the motives that prompted Gustave and Franz to invite + their former partner in the peppermint business. The list was made out + and approved by their mother; and as Juffrouw Pieterse felt flattered, + there was no objection from her side. Walter must promise, of course, + to behave properly and be “respectable,” not to soil his + clothes, not to wrestle and tear his clothes, and many other things of + a similar nature. Juffrouw Pieterse added that it was a great favor on + her part to let him go, for such visits made a lot of work for her. + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter was to make a visit! Eat, drink and enjoy himself under a + strange roof. It was a great event in his life, and already he was + becoming less jealous of the Jews, who went away so often, and finally + never came back home at all. + </p> + <p> + It was midday now—that glorious midday. With <span class="corr" + id="xd0e2330" title="Source: indiscribable">indescribable</span> + dignity, for a boy, Walter stepped through the gate-way. “A + little to right—to the left, to the left again, then over a + bridge, and then to the right <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb92" + href="#pb92">92</a>]</span>straight ahead. You can’t miss it,” + Gustave had said. The name of the garden was “City Rest,” + so all Walter had to do was to “ask,” and he would “find + it.” + </p> + <p> + And so it was. + </p> + <p> + Anyone making a call or visit for the first time always arrives too + early. So it was with Walter, who reached City Rest before any of the + other guests. But the boys received him cordially and presented him to + their mother, who said that Walter had a pretty face, if it were only + not so pale. + </p> + <p> + The other playmates came then, and running and throwing began, in the + customary boyish style. This was interrupted with waffles and + lemonade, which they “must drink quite slowly,” because + they were “wet with perspiration.” + </p> + <p> + When the proud mother of the Hallemans was speaking of berries and the + grossly slandered rainwater barrel, she might have mentioned the + advantages of the leafy bower, where Betty was now sitting with a + gentleman. + </p> + <p> + “Who is that?” asked Walter of little Emma, who was + playing with the boys. + </p> + <p> + “That? That’s Betty’s sweetheart.” + </p> + <p> + From that touching story of slender Cecilia we know that Walter + already had his first love affair behind him; but still Emma’s + statement was to him something new. Up to that time he had thought + that a sweetheart was a girl to whom one gives slatepencils and + bonbons. But she seemed to be above such things. Walter saw + immediately that he had not taken the right course with Cecilia; and + all at once a desire <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb93" href="#pb93">93</a>]</span>came + over him to know how a grown man treats a girl who is through school. + </p> + <p> + “Her sweetheart?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes—engagé!” + </p> + <p> + That word was too modern for Walter. If the reader is sharp he can + calculate in what year that girl married the barber’s + apprentice. All that is necessary is to determine when that stupid + engagé came into use in this sense in “III. 7, a.” + </p> + <p> + “What did you say?” asked Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Engagé—they go together.” + </p> + <p> + “What is that?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, they’re going to get married. Don’t you know?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was ashamed not to know such a simple thing; and, as is often + the case, he was ashamed of being ashamed. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, of course I know. I hadn’t understood right + well. Emma—will you marry me?” + </p> + <p> + For the moment Emma was unable to accommodate him, as she was engagé + with her mother; but as soon as she was free she would consider the + matter, and Walter would probably be favored. She looked at him + sweetly—and then the game called her to another part of the + yard. + </p> + <p> + Love is the instinct for unity—and the instinct for + multiplicity. As everywhere, nature is simple here in principle, but + manifold in application. The love of a thief means: Come, we will go + steal together. The servant of the Word unites with his loved one in + prayer and psalm, etc., every animal after his kind. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb94" href="#pb94">94</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Or is this instinct to share, to be together, to be united at the same + the instinct for the good? + </p> + <p> + In Walter’s case it was, even though he himself did not know it. + Had he not, in the name of Cecilia, liberated a bird that fluttered + about its narrow cage in distress? Of course Cecilia had laughed and + asked Walter if he was crazy. She did not know that there was any + connection between his sympathy for the poor little bird and the + beating of his heart when he scratched her name on the frozen + window-pane in the back room. Perhaps she would have understood if she + had loved Walter; but that was impossible, because he still wore his + jacket stuffed in his trousers. + </p> + <p> + At all events, it was not possible for him to think of anything bad + when he called “Omicron.” He had now forgotten Cecilia, + and would have been greatly surprised if she had appeared in answer to + his call. Little Emma would have come nearer meeting his requirements. + </p> + <p> + Walter felt that he must know just how the young man was proceeding + with Betty in the bower. He soon found an excuse to separate himself + from his companions; and then he heard all sorts of things that did + not make him much wiser. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I said so too. In May——” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, on account of the top story——” + </p> + <p> + “It’s annoying! And what does your mother say?” + </p> + <p> + “Hm—she says we must wait another year, that it isn’t + respectable to get married in such a hurry—it’s just as if——” + </p> + <p> + “Four years——” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb95" href="#pb95">95</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, four years. Louw and Anna have been engaged for seven.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was proud that he knew exactly what it all meant. To rent an + upper story together, preferably in May!—that was the way he + understood it. + </p> + <p> + “And do you get that press for the linen?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother wants to keep it. But if we will only wait a year + she will give us another one—a small one.” + </p> + <p> + “The big one would have been nicer.” + </p> + <p> + “I think so too, but she says young people don’t need a + big press. But when my sister was married she got a big one.” + </p> + <p> + “Tell them you want a big one too.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s no use.” + </p> + <p> + “Try it. I won’t marry without that big one.” + </p> + <p> + “I will make them——” + </p> + <p> + This is a fair sample of what Walter overheard. He was dissatisfied + and slipped away and hid himself, lost in thought. He didn’t + even know himself what was the matter with him; but when Emma came and + called him he looked as if he had been thinking of anything else but + presses and vacant flats, for in a tone at once joyous and fearful he + cried: + </p> + <p> + “Could it be she—my little sister?” + </p> + <p> + It was evening now, and the children were to continue their games + indoors. As the little party was tired, one of the grown-ups was going + to tell a story. + </p> + <p> + Just what “grown-up” had been requisitioned to narrate the + story of Paradise and Peri, I don’t know. Anyway the story + hardly harmonized with Betty’s <i>engagement</i> and that + love-obstructing clothes-press. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb96" + href="#pb96">96</a>]</span>But just as Fortune is said to smile on + everyone once in a lifetime, so, in the midst of the flatness and + insipidity of everyday life, it seems that something always happens + which gives that one who lays hold of it opportunity to lift himself + above the ordinary and commonplace. To the drowning man a voice calls: + “Stretch out thy arms, thou canst swim.” + </p> + <p> + “After Peri had begged long, but in vain, at the gates of + paradise to be admitted to the land of the blessed, she brought at + last, as the most beautiful thing in the world, the sigh of a + repentant sinner; and she found favor with the keeper of the gate on + account of the sacredness of the gift she had brought——” + </p> + <p> + “Let’s play forfeits now!” cried Gustave. + </p> + <p> + “Forfeits! Forfeits!” everybody called out after him. + </p> + <p> + And they played forfeits. Pawns were redeemed; and of course there was + some kissing done. Riddles were given that nobody could guess; and who + ever knew must not tell—a usual condition in this game. + </p> + <p> + “Heavy, heavy hangs over your head; what shall the owner do to + possess it?” + </p> + <p> + “Stand on one leg for five minutes.” + </p> + <p> + “Let him jump over a straw—or recite a poem!” + </p> + <p> + “No, a fable—la cigale, or something like that.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes!” + </p> + <p> + It was Walter’s pawn. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know any fable,” he said, embarrassed; + “and I don’t know French either.” + </p> + <p> + “I will help you,” cried Emma. “Le pere, du pere——” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb97" href="#pb97">97</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “That’s no fable! Go ahead, Walter!” + </p> + <p> + For some of the party it was a joy that Walter knew no Fable and no + French. If it were only known how often one can do a kindness by being + stupid, perhaps many, out of love for humanity, would affect + stupidity. + </p> + <p> + But Walter did not think of the pleasure of the others—which he + could not have understood. He wept, and was angry at Master Pennewip, + who had taught him no French and no fable. + </p> + <p> + “Forward, Walter, forward!” insisted the holder of the + pawn. + </p> + <p> + “It needn’t be French. Just tell a fable.” + </p> + <p> + “But I don’t know what a fable is.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, it’s a story with animals.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, or with trees! <span lang="fr">Le chêne un jour dit + au roseau</span>—don’t you see, you can have one without + animals.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, a fable is just a story—nothing else. You can + have in it anything you want to.” + </p> + <p> + “But it must rhyme!” + </p> + <p> + Walter was thinking about reciting his robber song, but fortunately he + reconsidered the matter. That would have been scandalous in the home + of the Hallemans, who were so particularly respectable. + </p> + <p> + “No,” cried another, who was again wiser than all the + rest, “it needn’t rhyme. The cow gives milk—Jack saw + the plums hanging—Prince William the First was a great thinker. + Don’t you see, Walter, it’s as easy as rolling off of a + log. Go ahead and tell something, or else you won’t get your + pawn.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb98" href="#pb98">98</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter began. + </p> + <p> + “A little boy died once who was not allowed to go to heaven——” + </p> + <p> + “Oho! That’s the story of Peri. Tell something else.” + </p> + <p> + “I was going to change it,” said Walter, embarrassed. + “And so the little boy couldn’t enter the heavenly gates, + because he didn’t know French, and because he had sometimes been + bad, and because he hadn’t learned his lessons, and also because + he—because he”——I believe Walter had something + on the end of his tongue about his mother’s box of savings, but + he swallowed it, that he might not offend the Hallemans by any + allusion to the peppermint business—“because he once + laughed during prayers. For it is certain, boys, that if you laugh + during prayers you’ll never get to heaven.” + </p> + <p> + “So—o-oo?” asked several, conscious of their guilt. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they can’t go to heaven. Now the boy had had a + sister, who died one year before him. He had loved her a lot, and when + he died he began to hunt for his sister right away. ‘Who is your + sister?’ he was asked.” + </p> + <p> + “Who asked him that?” + </p> + <p> + “Be still! Don’t interrupt him. Let Walter tell his story!” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know who asked that. The boy said that his little + sister had on a blue dress and had dimples in her cheeks, and——” + </p> + <p> + “Just like Emma!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, exactly like Emma. They told him that there was a little + girl in heaven that looked just like that. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb99" href="#pb99">99</a>]</span>She had come the year before, and + had asked them to let her brother in, who would certainly inquire + after her. But the boy could not go in. I have already said why.” + </p> + <p> + “Had the little girl always learned her lessons?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course! Don’t you see she had? Let Walter go on with + his story!” + </p> + <p> + “It was sad that he could not get to see his sister any more. He + felt that it hadn’t really been worth the trouble to die. + ‘Oh, just let me in!’ he begged the gentleman at the door——” + </p> + <p> + “At the gate!” corrected several simultaneously, who, + though untouched by the sublimity of Walter’s conception of + death, were offended by the commonplaceness of the word door. But such + things happen frequently. + </p> + <p> + “All right!” said Walter. He was ashamed that he had + offended against propriety. “The gentleman at the gate said, + ‘No!’ and then the poor boy returned to the earth.” + </p> + <p> + “That won’t do,” cried the philosophical + contingency, “whoever is dead remains dead.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t interrupt him. Of course it’s only a story!” + </p> + <p> + Walter continued: “He returned to the earth and learned French. + Then he appeared at the gate again and said, ‘Oui, Monsieur!’ + but it did no good; he was not admitted.” + </p> + <p> + “I should think not; he ought to have said: ‘j’aime, + tu aimes.’” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about that,” Walter replied. + </p> + <p> + “Then he went to the earth again and learned his lessons till he + could say them backwards. He did <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb100" + href="#pb100">100</a>]</span>this for the keeper of the gate; but all + this did no good; he was not allowed to go in.” + </p> + <p> + “Of course not,” cried one of the wise ones, “to get + to heaven you must be confirmed. Had he been confirmed?” + </p> + <p> + “No. That’s the reason it was so difficult. Then he tried + something else. He said that he was engaged to his sister.” + </p> + <p> + “Just like Betty,” cried Emma. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, like Betty—and that he loved her and wanted to marry + her. But it was all of no use; they wouldn’t let him into + heaven. + </p> + <p> + “Finally he didn’t dare go to the gate any more, for fear + the keeper would get angry at him.” + </p> + <p> + “And then? What happened?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” Walter stuttered. “I don’t + know what he ought to do to get to heaven.” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew the rest of the story very well, but he couldn’t put + it into words. This was shown in a peculiar manner an hour later. + </p> + <p> + On the way home the party was almost run over by a wagon just as they + were crossing a bridge. In the commotion Emma slipped under the + railing and fell into the stream. Somebody screamed, and Walter sprang + after her. + </p> + <p> + If he had died at that moment the keeper of the gate would hardly have + turned him away because he didn’t know French and had not been + confirmed. + </p> + <p> + When he was brought home, wet and dirty, Juffrouw Pieterse said that + one ought not to tempt the Master, and that’s what one did when + one jumped into the water without being able to swim. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb101" href="#pb101">101</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + But I find that the man who can’t swim is the very one to expect + something of the Master; for the man who can swim has some prospect of + helping himself. + </p> + <p> + And Juffrouw Pieterse complained that there was “always + something the matter with that boy.” There was something the + matter with him. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb102" href="#pb102">102</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch14" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XIV + </h2> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse must have inherited something, for all at once the + Pieterses moved to a more respectable neighborhood, and the daughters + no longer knew any of the girls that they used to sew with. Such + things do happen in cases of inheritance, when one moves to a more + select quarter. Besides, there were other signs. They exerted + themselves in trying to get Leentje to speak “better Dutch.” + Stoffel was zealous in teaching her, but Juffrouw Pieterse spoiled + everything by her bad example. + </p> + <p> + Walter was now wearing a new jacket, with a small collar, such as + cabmen wore later. For him a jacket to stuff in the trousers was a + thing of the past. It “looked so babyish,” the young + ladies said, and was “out of the question now when the boy can + write poetry.” + </p> + <p> + That Walter could write poetry was boasted of to everybody that would + listen. Under the circumstances they really had no right to reap any + fame from Walter’s robber song; but this only showed what an + important rôle vanity plays in the world. Of course he himself + never heard anything of this; it was mentioned only when he was not + present. + </p> + <p> + The image of Cecilia had disappeared from Walter’s <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb103" href="#pb103">103</a>]</span>heart; and + little Emma was forgotten. Omicron must show her face in the stars + from time to time to remind the child of his love. And even when he + looked at the evening sky and his soul was stirred by an inexpressible + longing after the good, it was not so much that he was thinking of + Omicron as that he was moved by vague sweet memories. In the twelve + years of his life there was a mythical prehistoric period which was + difficult to separate from the historical period. + </p> + <p> + He didn’t know that he could write verses. He accepted it as a + matter of course that his robber song was very poor, and looked upon + Klaasje van der Gracht with awe. It was from Juffrouw Laps he learned + that he could write poetry; and it was an illumination for him. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps had an uncle whose birthday was coming the next week. + She had paid the Pieterses a swell visit to ask if Walter wouldn’t + write her a poem for the occasion. She would see that he got some + bonbons. + </p> + <p> + “But Juffrouw Pieterse, you must tell him that it must be + religious and that my uncle is a widower. He must bring that in. I + should like for it to be in the melody of the 103d psalm, for my uncle + has that psalm in his lyre.” + </p> + <p> + The reader will note that she did not mean the lyre of Apollo. What + she spoke of was a thing that turned, and made a screechy noise. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse was going to speak with Walter about it when he came + from school, but first she had to consider the matter with Stoffel, to + decide whether it should be a request or a command, so that Walter + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb104" href="#pb104">104</a>]</span>would + have no reason to be “stuck-up.” For that she could not + endure in a child. + </p> + <p> + “Walter, did you know your lesson?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother; I had to learn thirteen mountains in Asia, and I + knew only nine.” + </p> + <p> + “Now, look here, that won’t do. I’m paying tuition + for nothing. Do you think money grows on my back? I don’t know + what’s to become of you.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know, either.” + </p> + <p> + After all, though, Walter was flattered by the commission to write a + poem. Stoffel’s and Juffrouw Pieterse’s efforts to conceal + their real opinion of his poetical talents had been useless. It was a + pleasant surprise for the boy to learn that he was looked up to. He + had always heard that he was worse than worthless, and that he would + never amount to anything. It interested him now to hear the assurance + of his mother and Stoffel that the commission was only a punishment + for not knowing the mountains in Asia. In a great rush Stoffel taught + him the difference between “masculine” and “feminine” + verses, explaining that these must alternate, that all must be of the + same length, and that if at any time the boy was in doubt he would + clear the matter up, etc., etc. + </p> + <p> + Walter was delighted. He went to the back room, got a slate pencil and + began to write. It could hardly be called a success. “A widower + of God”—“O God, a widower!” That was as far as + he got. + </p> + <p> + He gnawed on the pencil till he had pulverized it and worn out his + teeth, but it wouldn’t go. He was continually being interrupted + by Stoffel’s masculine and feminine verses. He had been too + proud, and <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb105" href="#pb105">105</a>]</span>now + he was receiving his punishment. He began to believe that his mother + was right when she said nothing would ever come of him. + </p> + <p> + Nor could Leentje help him. So he determined to make another attempt + to-morrow. Perhaps he could do better then. Leentje agreed with him. + </p> + <p> + “All right,” said Juffrouw Pieterse. “But don’t + disgrace us all. Remember, I told Juffrouw Laps you could do it; and + the man’s birthday comes Thursday week. So you haven’t any + too much time.” + </p> + <p> + Walter went to Ash Gate, found his bridge and began to weep bitterly. + </p> + <p> + “See what’s the matter with that boy,” he heard a + woman saying to a girl fourteen or fifteen years old. “Perhaps + he has lost something.” + </p> + <p> + “Have you lost anything?” + </p> + <p> + Walter looked up, and was surprised; for he seemed to have seen that + face before. It reminded him of Fancy. + </p> + <p> + “Now, everything will be all right There you are; and I have + been hunting for you.” + </p> + <p> + “For me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, but I just didn’t know it. But I know it now. + Tell me right quick how to write the poem!” + </p> + <p> + The girl, who was helping her mother place the linen on the grass for + bleaching, looked at Walter in astonishment. She hurried back to her + mother to say that she didn’t know what was the matter with the + boy, but that there was certainly something wrong. “He looks as + if he were scared half to death,” she decided. + </p> + <p> + Then she ran and fetched water from the house near <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb106" href="#pb106">106</a>]</span>by and + made Walter drink. He saw that he had made a mistake; but there was + something in the manner of the girl that drew him to her irresistibly, + even though her name was only Femke. So the mother addressed her. And + this name reminded him of Fancy, which was something. + </p> + <p> + Femke pointed to an inverted basket and told him to tell the cause of + his trouble; and Walter did it as well as he could, while the mother + was busy with the linen. + </p> + <p> + “Maybe I can help you,” the mother said. “I have a + nephew who is a widower.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw—but the poem? And there must be something + about God in it.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. It’s a long story. His wife was a niece of my + husband’s—you see we are Catholics, and she acted + according to her religion—put a stone on those cloths, Femke, or + they’ll blow away—yes, bleaching is a job. You have no + idea what a bother it is—yes, she acted according to her + religion; and that was right. People that don’t do that are not + much. But he—draw that shirt back a little, Femke. The sleeve is + hanging in the ditch—but he didn’t believe in it, and said + it was all nonsense. But when she died, and he saw all that was done + for her—it was Father Jansen who was there. Of course you know + him—he always walks with a black cane, but he never lets it + touch the ground——” + </p> + <p> + The women looked at Walter questioningly. The poor boy sat on the + basket, his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands. He had + listened with open mouth, wondering how he was going to apply it all + to his poem. Of Father Jansen and that cane which <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb107" href="#pb107">107</a>]</span>despised the ground he had + never heard. This he had to confess. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, it was Father Jansen who was there, and when my husband’s + nephew saw all that—don’t spill any, Femke, or the mud + will splatter so bad—yes, when he saw that a human being doesn’t + die like an animal, then he was more respectful, and after that he + observed Easter like other people. And last year when he broke his leg—he’s + a dyer, you know—he drew thirteen stivers for nine weeks. And so + I wanted to tell you that there’s a widower in our family. And + now you must get up, for I need the basket.” + </p> + <p> + Walter arose quickly, as if he feared he might seem to be trespassing; + and the woman went away, after having warned Femke to watch the linen + and call her if any bad boys should come along. + </p> + <p> + “Are you better now?” Femke asked kindly. + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes; but I don’t see how I’m to use all that in + my poem. You must remember that it has to rhyme, and the verses must + be of the same length, and that they must be masculine and feminine; + for my brother said so, and he’s a school-teacher.” + </p> + <p> + Femke reflected, then all at once she cried, “Do you know Latin?” + As if Latin would help Walter. + </p> + <p> + “No,” disconsolately. + </p> + <p> + “Well, it really makes no difference. It’s in Dutch, too. + Just watch the linen a minute.” + </p> + <p> + Walter promised, and Femke ran to the house. + </p> + <p> + Then some boys came along throwing rocks. Walter, conscious of his + responsibility, called to them to desist—or words to that + effect. This only made them worse. They came closer, and, to worry + Walter, began <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb108" href="#pb108">108</a>]</span>to + walk over the linen. For him it was as if they were mistreating Femke, + and he charged on the miscreants. But it was two against one, and a + weaker one at that; so he would have soon been defeated if his lady + had not returned quickly. She rescued him and drove off his + assailants; and when she saw that his lip was bleeding she gave him a + kiss. The boy’s heart trembled; all at once his soul was lifted + to an unfamiliar level; and for the first time in weeks he felt again + that princely nature that had given Leentje such a fright. His eyes + shone, and the boy, who but a moment ago did not know how he was to + write some rhymes, was filled with the feelings and emotions that make + poets of men. + </p> + <p> + “O Fancy, Fancy, to die for thee—to die with such a kiss + on the lips!” + </p> + <p> + It hurt him to think that the boys were gone. If there had been ten of + them he would have had courage for the unequal fight. + </p> + <p> + And Femke, who had never heard of poetical overflows, understood him + immediately, for she was a pure, innocent girl. She felt Walter’s + chivalry, and knew that she was the lady to reward it. + </p> + <p> + “You are a dear sweet boy,” she said, taking his head + between her hands and kissing him again, and again—as if she had + done something of this kind before. But such was not the case. + </p> + <p> + “And now you must read the verses in the little book. Maybe it + will help you to write for your aunt——” + </p> + <p> + “She isn’t my aunt,” Walter said, “but of + course I will look through the book.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb109" href="#pb109">109</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + He laid it on the railing of the bridge and began to read. Femke, who + was taller than he, had put one arm around his neck, while with the + other hand she was pointing out what he should read. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see?” she said, “the lines are the + same length.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but they don’t rhyme.” And Walter read: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + Mother most pure, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Mother undefiled, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Virgin most powerful, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Virgin most merciful, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Virgin most faithful, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Spiritual vessel, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Vessel of honor, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Vessel of singular devotion, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Mystical rose, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Tower of David, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Tower of Ivory, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Gate of Heaven—— + </p> + </div> + <p> + “But, Femke, how am I to use that for my poem? I don’t + understand any of it.” + </p> + <p> + Femke didn’t understand much of it either. She had been reading + the book every day for the past four or five years, and she had always + been satisfied with her comprehension of it. But now she saw that she + was as ignorant about it as Walter. She was ashamed and closed the + book. + </p> + <p> + “But don’t you know what Faith is?” she asked, as if + this defect might account for the general ignorance of both. + </p> + <p> + “Not that way,” Walter replied. “I learned it + another way.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb110" href="#pb110">110</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “But you believe in Jesus, don’t you?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes. That’s God’s son. But I didn’t learn + anything about vessels and towers. Do they belong to faith?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly! But you know the holy virgin, Maria!” + </p> + <p> + “So? Maria? No, I don’t.” + </p> + <p> + “And Purgatory?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about it.” + </p> + <p> + “And confession?” + </p> + <p> + “No.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you do then?” + </p> + <p> + “How do you mean, Femke?” + </p> + <p> + “I mean to be saved.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” Walter replied. “You mean, to + get to heaven?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly. That’s the point. And you can’t do + that without the holy virgin and such a book. Shall I teach you the + creed, Walter? Then we’ll be together in heaven.” + </p> + <p> + That pleased Walter, and Femke and Walter began: + </p> + <p> + “God created the world——” + </p> + <p> + “What did he do before that, Femke?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know. But the people were made wicked by a snake; + then the Pope pronounced a curse upon the snake, for the Pope lives in + Rome, you know. And then Jesus was crucified to make the people good + again. That was a long time ago.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I know,” Walter said, “Jesus changed the + number of the year. At his birth he began at nought.” + </p> + <p> + Femke didn’t know again. In this way each supplemented the + knowledge of the other; and Walter was <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb111" href="#pb111">111</a>]</span>proud that he knew something + about the creed, even if Femke did think it the wrong creed. + </p> + <p> + “And so Jesus made the people good again, and if you will pray + out of such a book you will be saved. Do you understand, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Not quite. What is an ivory tower?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, that’s only a name for the virgin. It’s as if + you were to call the pastor father. Now you understand.” + </p> + <p> + Femke hunted for another illustration. + </p> + <p> + “You have a mother; what do you call her?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, I call her mother.” + </p> + <p> + “Correct. What do the other people call her?” + </p> + <p> + “They call her Juffrouw Pieterse.” + </p> + <p> + “Just so. When we call the holy virgin ‘ivory tower’ + it’s just like calling your mother Juffrouw Pieterse. Ivory gate + means that to get to heaven we must go through the holy virgin. That’s + the main thing.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Femke, what is a virgin?” + </p> + <p> + Femke blushed. + </p> + <p> + “That is anybody that has never had a child.” + </p> + <p> + “Me?” asked Walter in astonishment. + </p> + <p> + “No, child, it must be a girl!” + </p> + <p> + “Are you a virgin?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course!” + </p> + <p> + Femke spoke the unvarnished truth. + </p> + <p> + “Of course—because I’m not married.” + </p> + <p> + “But Maria was married—and Jesus was her child.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, that’s where the holiness comes in,” replied + Femke. “And for that reason she is called the ivory gate. Do you + understand now, Walter?” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb112" + href="#pb112">112</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter did not understand; but he asked permission to take the book + home with him, that he might study it. That, however, was not + possible, as Femke needed the book every day. Walter consoled himself + easily, for not for anything in the world would he have endangered + Femke’s salvation. Femke asked him to come again. She would be + glad to tell him all she knew about the matter; and, if both should + get tangled up, she would ask Father Jansen about it. And then Walter + would soon be as wise as she was. + </p> + <p> + Walter withdrew; <i>i. e.</i>, after he had kissed Femke heartily. + This meeting with her, the mysterious book, salvation, the fight with + the boys—all these things would run through his mind whenever he + tried to think of the poem. It seemed to him that there was some + connection between them. + </p> + <p> + When he got home he turned through Stoffel’s books, hoping to + find something about holy vessels, ivory towers, and immaculate + virgins. But they were all school books, and gave information about + everything else but salvation. Walter was crushed, but he was still + searching. + </p> + <p> + “Master Pennewip had a father and mother; and certainly old + Pennewip, too, who slaughtered hogs; and the one before him, too—but + who was the first Pennewip? And who slaughtered the hogs before old + Pennewip? And before there were any hogs, what did butchers do? And——” + </p> + <p> + I will know all of that some day, Walter thought. If he could have + only quieted himself so well about his poem! If that were only + written, he thought, then he would clear up the lost causes of + everything. In the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb113" href="#pb113">113</a>]</span>meanwhile + he dreamed of Femke, of her blue eyes, her friendliness, her soft lips—and + of her voice, when she said, “You are a dear, sweet boy.” + </p> + <p> + Could it be that she is Omicron? he thought. + </p> + <p> + And thus the child dreamed, dreamed; and, just as in the development + of humanity, in his life was working a three-fold impulse, towards + love, knowledge, and conflict. + </p> + <p> + “But Walter, don’t you read any books at home about the + creed?” + </p> + <p> + Thus Femke questioned her little friend the next day, as he sat on her + basket again. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but they’re not pretty.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know anything by heart?” + </p> + <p> + Walter repeated a stanza of a reformed church hymn. This found no + favor with Femke; though she liked his reciting. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you read anything else?” + </p> + <p> + Walter reflected: he flew through Stoffel’s library—works + of the Poetical Society, Geology by Ippel, On Orthography, Regulations + for the Fire-Watch, Story of Joseph by <span class="corr" id="xd0e2819" + title="Source: Hülshoff"> Hulshoff</span>, Brave Henry, Jacob + Among His Children, Sermons by <span class="corr" id="xd0e2822" + title="Source: Hellendoorm"> Hellendoorn</span>, A Catechism by the + same, Hoorn’s Song-book. + </p> + <p> + He felt that all of this would not prove very imposing for Femke. + Finally: + </p> + <p> + “I do know something, but it isn’t about faith and the + creed. It’s about Glorioso.” + </p> + <p> + Femke promised to listen, and he began to relate the story. At first + he spoke mechanically, using all the “and then’s”: + but soon he put himself into the soul of the hero and told the story + better than he had read it in <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb114" + href="#pb114">114</a>]</span>the greasy book. At every deed of + Glorioso he would spring from the basket and act the part of that hero + in a way that made Femke’s blood run cold. Still, how + magnificent she found it! And when at last he was through, a spark + from his peculiar but sincere enthusiasm had fallen into her heart, + which like his beat with delight over the beauty of what she had + heard. Her cheeks glowed—really, if a Treckschent had started to + Italy at that moment I believe she would have gone along, in order to + take part in so much danger and adventure—and <i>love</i>. The + nicest thing about the story was that it showed how firm such a robber + is in the faith. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you know another story?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Walter. “One more. It’s in a + little book—a calendar, I believe.” + </p> + <p> + And he related the story of Telasco and Kusco and the beautiful + Aztalpa. + </p> + <p> + Telasco and Kusco, sons of the King of the Sun-worshipers, were twins; + and so both were equally near the throne. They loved each other + devotedly; so which would give way for the other? Which of the two was + to become Inca? Funeral pyres were built, one for each, and prayers + were offered to the sun that one of the piles might be ignited. But + the sun did not light either. He ordered that Aztalpa, the sister, + should choose one. That one to whom she offered her hand should + inherit the throne and the empire. But the princess could not decide, + for she loved them both dearly and both equally. It was then decided + that both should go out hunting on a certain morning, and that the one + who killed the first doe should become king. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb115" href="#pb115">115</a>]</span>Telasco had red arrows, Kusco + blue. The morning came. The brothers were lying in a thicket as the + deer approached. Both fired, and both missed. Then they swore mutually + not to miss intentionally the next time. They kept the oath, and two + deer fell; but Telasco had shot one of Kusco’s arrows, and Kusco + one of Telasco’s. Telasco then proposed that Aztalpa should be + killed, to avoid any discord in the empire; and in the other world + both would enjoy the same place in her affections. All agreed to this; + but when the fatal day came, Aztalpa fell on her knees before Telasco + and begged that she might receive her death at the hand of Kusco. + Telasco cried: “Aztalpa, you have chosen!” All bowed down + before Kusco; and when they looked for Telasco he had disappeared. He + was never seen again. + </p> + <p> + Often Femke interrupted with questions, for there was much that was + strange and wonderful to her; but she was charmed with the story and + shared all of Walter’s enthusiasm. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you, though, Walter, if that girl had known what Telasco + was up to she wouldn’t have done it. But the story is beautiful. + I wonder if such things really happen.” + </p> + <p> + “That was far from here, Femke, and a long time ago. That’s + just the way it was in the book. But now I must go home, for I haven’t + a stiver to pay the gate-keeper if I come in after eight. Oh, Femke—if + I were only through with that poetry business.” + </p> + <p> + “It will turn out all right<span class="corr" id="xd0e2854" + title="Source: ,">.</span> Just think of Telasco. He had a difficult + task, too.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb116" href="#pb116">116</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “No! I will think of the girl. Good-evening, Femke——” + </p> + <p> + Walter received the hearty kiss that his story had earned him, and + dreaming of Aztalpa, who was guarding the linen, he passed through the + Ash Gate and turned towards home. The moon shone so brightly that he + was annoyed not to have been able to remain with Femke. How much + better, he thought, could he have told his story by moonlight! But he + didn’t have the price—a stiver. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb117" href="#pb117">117</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch15" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XV + </h2> + <p> + The moon paused on the sky, as if she were weary of her lonely lot. + Was she grieved because ungrateful humanity had fallen asleep and was + ignoring her?—or because of the light borrowed from her for + thousands of years, and none returned? She poured forth her sorrow in + heart-breaking noiseless elegies till the night-wind was moved to + pity. Whish! he went through the trees; and the leaves danced. Crash! + he went over the roof; and the tiles flew away, and chimneys bowed + meekly; and over the walls and ditches the sawmills danced with the + logs they were to saw. There a girl sat sleeping. Could it be Femke? + The linen danced about her to the music of the wind, the shirts making + graceful bows and extending their sleeves. Nightcaps, dickeys and + drawers danced the minuet; stockings, skirts, collars, handkerchiefs + waltzed thicker and thicker around the sleeping girl. Her curls began + to flutter—a smile, a sigh, and she sprang to her feet. A + whirlwind caught her up and—— + </p> + <p> + “O, heavens, Femke, Femke!” and Walter grasped at the + apparition that was being borne away towards the moon in a cloud of + stockings, socks, drawers, shirts and collars. + </p> + <p> + “Mother! Walter’s pinching me,” cried Laurens, <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb118" href="#pb118">118</a>]</span>the + printer’s apprentice; and Juffrouw Pieterse groaned, that those + boys couldn’t even keep quiet at night. + </p> + <p> + The “House of Pieterse” gathered at Walter’s bed. + There was the noble mother of the family enveloped in a venerable + jacket that fell in broad folds over a black woolen skirt. There was + Trudie, with her stupid blue eyes; and Myntje and Pietje—but + what am I talking about? In the new home Trudie had become Gertrude, + like a morganatic princess in Hessia; and Myntje was now Mina, but + preferred to be called Mine, as that sounded more Frenchy. But her + stupid face remained unchanged. Pietje was now Pietro. Stoffel had + said that was a very swell name. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel, too, had now appeared on the scene, to the great astonishment + of his mother, who expected so much of him. This fine sense of + propriety had been developed in the new home. + </p> + <p> + “What’s the matter with you, boy?” cried everybody + at once. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, mother, Femke—Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “The boy is foolish.” That was the unanimous verdict of + the family. + </p> + <p> + And they were not altogether wrong. Walter was delirious. + </p> + <p> + “They are carrying her away—around and around—Daughter + of the Sun, decide—here is Telasco—thou shalt die, Aztalpa—Femke, + stay, stay, I will watch the clothes—I will shoot the doe—a + widower of God—together through the ivory gate—there she + is again—stay, Omicron!” + </p> + <p> + “Ought we to call in a preacher?” asked Juffrouw <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb119" href="#pb119">119</a>]</span>Pieterse + hesitatingly. She didn’t know whether praying was needed or a + whipping—or both. + </p> + <p> + And now, perhaps for the first time in his life, Stoffel expressed a + sensible thought: “Mother, we ought to have a doctor. Walter is + sick.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had nervous fever. It was fortunate for him that a doctor was + called in, and still more fortunate that it was a man who understood + Walter’s mental troubles. He exerted a most wholesome influence + on the boy; though this came later, as at first he could only treat + the disease. + </p> + <p> + On Juffrouw Pieterse, too, he had a good influence. To her great + astonishment, he explained to her that children ought not to be packed + together in a bed as if they were superfluous pieces of furniture + being thrown aside; that air, light, play, enjoyment, exercise are all + necessary for the development of body and soul; that whipping does no + good, and that she had better dispense with her “divine worship.” + He told her of other things she had never heard of; and she listened + willingly, for the doctor—— + </p> + <p> + “Ah, dear Juffrouw Laps, you must manage to be here when he + comes. He writes the prescriptions with a gold pen; and his coachman + wears a brown bear-skin cape.” + </p> + <p> + That gold pen and the bear-skin cape! Ah, if everyone who preaches + truth could only dress up his coachman so swell! But alas, alas—I + know a great many people who love the truth, and they have no coachman + at all—not to mention the bear-skin. + </p> + <p> + And gold pens often get into the wrong hands. + </p> + <p> + “I just wanted Juffrouw Zipperman to come sometime <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb120" href="#pb120">120</a>]</span>when the + doctor’s here. Run and tell her, Gertrude, that I said Walter + was sick, and say that we have lunch about twelve. He came about that + time yesterday. And Leentje, you go to the grocer’s—we + need salt—have something to say about it—it’s not + just to be gossiping, you know—I despise gossip—but I + would like to know if the people have noticed it. And you, Pietro, + remember that you are to give me a clean cap when he comes—for + the doctor is such an elegant gentleman, and such a doctor! And all + that he said—I drank it all in. Mina, you mustn’t stare at + him again like that; it’s not proper. But I’m curious to + know if the people at the grocer’s have seen him!” + </p> + <p> + I shouldn’t like to be severe on her; but it seems to me that + Juffrouw Pieterse was gradually beginning to take pleasure in Walter’s + illness. + </p> + <p> + There is something swell in having such a carriage standing before one’s + door. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps had come: “But dear Juffrouw Pieterse, what am I + to do about my uncle? You are invited; and I have told him that there + will be a poem.” + </p> + <p> + “Very bad, Juffrouw Laps. You can see though that that poor worm + can’t write the poem. What about Stoffel? Why not ask him to + write it?” + </p> + <p> + “It’s all right with me. Just so it’s a poem; + otherwise I’m disgraced.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was requested to take Walter’s place, but he raised + objections at once. + </p> + <p> + “You don’t know what that would mean, mother. I would lose + the respect of the boys. For anyone working with youth, respect is the + main thing; and such a poem——” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb121" href="#pb121">121</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “But the boys at school need not know it.” + </p> + <p> + “But the man would tell somebody and then—you don’t + understand it. At the Diaconate school there was a fellow who wrote + verses; and what has become of him? He went to India, mother, and he + still owes me for half a bottle of ink. That’s the way it goes, + mother. For me to write such a poem? No, no, mother—for a boy + like Walter it’s all right; but when one is already a teacher!” + </p> + <p> + “And Master Pennewip?” cried Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “The very man!” cried Stoffel, as if this supported his + former argument. “A happy thought! Master Pennewip will do it.” + </p> + <p> + “I’ve read a poem by him, Stoffel.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes. And you’ve read a poem by him. That’s + because—but how shall I explain that to you, Juffrouw Laps? You + know that in teaching there are all kinds of things. Take Geography, + for example. I will just mention one fact: Madrid is on the + Manganares. Understand, mother?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes, Stoffel. That’s just as if you were to say——” + </p> + <p> + “Amsterdam on the Y. Exactly so. And then there are many, many + more things, Juffrouw Laps. You have no idea how much there is of it. + A grocer mixes sugar with something else. He must calculate exactly + what he must get for a pound in order not to lose money. Think of it! + And then you have partnership, and breakage, and the verbs—but I + must go before those rascals break everything.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel returned to school earlier than usual, without having + diminished Juffrouw Laps’s difficulties very <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb122" href="#pb122">122</a>]</span>much. That + poor woman could not comprehend how geography and Madrid and the + grocer and partnerships made it impossible for Stoffel to write + verses. Juffrouw Pieterse smoothed the matter over as well as she + could and sent Juffrouw Laps to Master Pennewip. + </p> + <p> + That gentleman was alarmed when he saw the angry “sucking + animal,” but he quieted down as soon as he heard the object of + her visit. + </p> + <p> + “To what class does your uncle belong, Juffrouw?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, to the class—you mean the mussel-shells and eggs?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, Juffrouw, I mean on which rung of the ladder is he—how + high up. I repeat it, on what rung—it’s a figure, Juffrouw—on + what rung of the social ladder?” + </p> + <p> + “In the grain business? Is that what you mean?” + </p> + <p> + “That is not sufficient, Juffrouw Laps. One may be in the grain + business as a pastry cook, a baker, a retailer, a wholesaler, or as a + broker; and all these vocations have their peculiar sub-divisions. + Take Joseph in Egypt, for example. This man of God, whom some place in + the class of patriarchs, while others claim—but let that be as + it may. It is certain that Joseph bought corn and was on the topmost + rung of the ladder, for we read in Genesis, chapter 41——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, indeed, he rode in Pharaoh’s carriage, and he wore a + white silk coat. My uncle is an agent, and my father was the same.” + </p> + <p> + “So-o-oo? Agent! That’s something Moses doesn’t + mention, and I don’t know in what class——” He + spoke slowly, puzzling over his words. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb123" href="#pb123">123</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Besides, my uncle is a widower.” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, there we have the difference! We read that Joseph wooed + Asnath, the daughter of Potiphar; but nowhere do we read that his + spouse was already dead when he went into the corn business. + Therefore, Juffrouw Laps, if it is your earnest desire to have a pious + poem written on your uncle, I advise you to go to my pupil, Klaasje + van der Gracht.” + </p> + <p> + He explained to her where that prodigy might be found. + </p> + <p> + Again I must beg pardon if my criticism of Pennewip is too severe; but + he gave me reasons enough to harbor ugly suspicions against him. I am + convinced that he would have written that poem for Juffrouw Laps if + her uncle had received a white silk coat from the king, or had ever + driven through The Hague in a royal carriage. But to sing an agent in + verse! He would leave that to the genius of “the flying + tea-kettle” in the Peperstraat. That was not nice of Pennewip. + Was that uncle to blame because his brothers never threw him into a + well? or sold him into Egypt? Or because he couldn’t interpret + dreams? Or because cleverness is not rewarded to-day with rings, white + coats, carriages and high official position? + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps footed it over to the Peperstraat, where she made the + acquaintance of the elder van der Gracht. The old gentleman felt + flattered. + </p> + <p> + He was most gracious, and assured the Juffrouw that the poem should be + written that very evening. Klaasje could bring it over the next + morning and repeat it to Juffrouw Laps, and if it were found worthy as + an expression of her feelings toward her uncle, then <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb124" href="#pb124">124</a>]</span>Klaasje + was to be invited to be present on that evening. The father assured + her that Klaasje would wear a white stand-up collar. + </p> + <p> + “Just like Joseph,” said the Juffrouw. “Everything + is in the Bible.” + </p> + <p> + When she got home she read the forty-first chapter of Genesis, trying + to find the relation of Klaasje’s apotheosis to Joseph’s + exaltation. That night she dreamed she had a mantle in her hand. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb125" href="#pb125">125</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch16" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XVI + </h2> + <p> + It was the afternoon of the day on which Juffrouw Laps sought out + Klaasje van der Gracht, and Walter was lying in bed, still weak but no + longer delirious. The doctor had ordered rest and quiet. The child + counted the flowers in the curtain, and, in his imagination tried to + arrange them in some other order. He allowed them to jump over one + another, or flow into one another. He saw in them faces, forms, + armies, clouds—and all were alive and moving. It was tiresome, + but he couldn’t do anything else. If he turned his face toward + the wall it was still worse. The hieroglyphic scratches on the wall + told him all sorts of things that he didn’t need to know and + overwhelmed him with unnecessary impressions. He closed his eyes; but + still he found no rest. It seemed to him as if he were being swept + away to take part in that entertainment that the night-wind gave the + moon. Everything was turning round and round, taking him along. He + seized his head in both hands, as if he would stop his imagination by + main strength; but it was useless. The curtains, the cords, the wall, + the flowers, the dance, the whirlwind that tore Femke away—his + efforts to hold her—— + </p> + <p> + The boy burst into tears. He knew that it was all imagination; he knew + that he was sick; he knew that <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb126" + href="#pb126">126</a>]</span>chimneys don’t dance, and that + girls are not blown to the moon; and yet—— + </p> + <p> + Weeping he called Femke’s name softly, not loud enough to be + heard by the others, but loud enough to relieve his own depression. + </p> + <p> + “What’s that?” he cried suddenly. “Does she + answer? Is that imagination, too?” + </p> + <p> + Actually, Walter heard his name called, and it was Femke’s + voice! + </p> + <p> + “I must know whether I’m dreaming, or not,” he said, + and straightened himself up in bed. “That is a red flower, that + is a black one, I am Walter, Laurens is a printer’s apprentice—everything + is all right; and I’m not dreaming.” + </p> + <p> + He leaned out of bed and listened again, his mouth and eyes as wide + open as he could get them, as if the senses of taste and sight were + going to reinforce that of hearing. + </p> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e2999" title="Not in source"> “</span>O, + God! Femke’s voice! Yes, yes, it is Femke!” He jumped out + of bed, ran out the door, and half ran, half fell down the steps. + </p> + <p> + To return to Femke for a little while. She had expected Walter at the + bridge the next day after the story of the sun-worshipers. At first + she thought that Walter was waiting till he could borrow from Stoffel + the book with the picture showing Aztalpa embracing the two brothers. + She wanted to see Walter with the picture; now she would have been + satisfied with him without the picture. It couldn’t be the boy’s + person, she thought—such a child!—but he did recite so + well. Perhaps in the heart of the girl Walter and his recitals had + already coalesced. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb127" href="#pb127">127</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Put the clothes in the sun,” cried her mother; and Femke + translated that: Sun—Peru—Aztalpa—Kusco—Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Run those fighters away; they’ll throw dirt on the + clothes.” + </p> + <p> + Femke dreamed: Courageously fighting against the enemies of the + country—the noblest tribe of the Incas—Telasco—Walter. + </p> + <p> + Everything seemed to be calling for Walter; but he did not come. + </p> + <p> + The first day she was sad; the second, impatient; the third, restless. + </p> + <p> + “Mother, I’m going to see what’s become of the + little boy who was going to write a poem.” + </p> + <p> + “Do, my child!” said the mother. “Do you think you + will find him?” + </p> + <p> + Femke nodded; but her nod was not convincing. She did not know where + Walter lived and was afraid to say so. It took courage to start out to + trace the child when she didn’t know where he lived; and this + courage she wished to conceal. And why? Just timidity incident to the + tender feelings. Sometimes we conceal the good and boast of the bad. + </p> + <p> + The girl dressed herself as prettily as she could and put all her + money in her pocket. It was only a few stivers. She hurried through + Ash Gate and inquired where the shop was that lent books. Thus she + came directly to the Hartenstraat. She simply retraced the steps of + our hero, when he made that first sally with Glorioso. + </p> + <p> + Less timid than Walter—Femke was older, and had had more + experience with men—she asked the gruff <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb128" href="#pb128">128</a>]</span>fellow in a business-like way + for “the book about the countess with the long train or her + dress.” + </p> + <p> + “What? What’s the title?” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know,” Femke said. “It’s about + a robber—and the Pope’s mentioned in it, too. I am hunting + for the boy who read the book. I wanted to ask where he lives—I + will pay you for your trouble.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you think I’m a fool? Am I here to hunt for boys?” + </p> + <p> + “But, M’neer, I will pay you,” the girl said, and + laid the money on the counter. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, get on! What do I know about your boy?” + </p> + <p> + Femke got angry now. + </p> + <p> + “I haven’t done anything, and you can’t run me off + like that. No, you can’t. If you don’t want to tell me, + you needn’t to. You are an unaccommodating fellow!” + </p> + <p> + She was going to leave, when it occurred to her to ask, “And won’t + you lend me a book, either?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, you can get a book. What do you want?” + </p> + <p> + “That book about the robber and Amalia,” said Femke. She + felt now that she was a “customer,” and oh, how proud she + had become all at once! + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about such a book. Do you mean + Rinaldo Rinaldini?” + </p> + <p> + “No. Is there more than one robber book? Just call over the + names of them for me.” + </p> + <p> + This was said with an air of importance that was not without its + effect on the shopman. He pulled down the catalogue, and soon he came + to “Glorioso.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s it, that’s it!” cried Femke, + delighted. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb129" href="#pb129">129</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “But you must deposit a forfeit,” the man said, as he + mounted the ladder to get that precious book. + </p> + <p> + “No, no, I don’t want the book at all. I only want to know + where the boy lives who read it. I will pay you gladly,” and she + pointed to her money. + </p> + <p> + “That isn’t necessary,” he said. “I don’t + mind accommodating you when you ask me politely.” + </p> + <p> + He looked in the register and found the name Femke had mentioned, with + the address. He showed it to her, and was even going to explain to her + the best way to get there; but Femke was already out the door. The + fellow had difficulty in overtaking her to return the money she had + forgotten on the counter. + </p> + <p> + When she reached the address given, Femke learned that the Pieterses + had moved to a “sweller <span class="corr" id="xd0e3066" + title="Source: neighbourhood">neighborhood</span>.” It was quite + a distance away; but Femke was not deterred by that. + </p> + <p> + Once at the Pieterses’, she was received by the young ladies + with a rough, “What do you want?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Juffrouw, I wanted to ask about Walter.” + </p> + <p> + “Who are you?” + </p> + <p> + “I am Femke, Juffrouw, and my mother is a wash-woman. I would + like to know if Walter is all right.” + </p> + <p> + “What have you got to do with Walter?” asked Juffrouw + Pieterse, who had heard the commotion and <span class="corr" + id="xd0e3079" title="Source: come">came</span> down. + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Juffrouw, don’t be angry—I wanted to know; and + my mother knows that I’ve come to ask. Walter told me about + Telasco, and the girl that was to die—oh, Juffrouw, tell me if + he’s sick! I cannot sleep till I know.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb130" href="#pb130">130</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “That’s none of your business. Go, I tell you! I don’t + want strange people standing around the door.” + </p> + <p> + “For mercy’s sake, Juffrouw!” cried the girl, + wringing her hands. + </p> + <p> + “The girl’s crazy. Put her out, Trudie, and slam the door!” + </p> + <p> + Trudie began to execute the order. Myntje and Pietje got ready to help + her; but the child clung to the balustrade and held her ground. + </p> + <p> + “Throw her out! The impudent thing!” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Juffrouw, I’m not impudent. I will go. Just tell me + whether Walter is sick. Tell me, and I will go right now. Just tell me + if he’s sick—if, if he’s going—to die.” + </p> + <p> + The poor child began to weep. Anybody else but those Pieterse women + would have been touched at the sight. They were too far up the ladder. + </p> + <p> + Plainer people, or nobler people would have understood Femke. Feeling, + sympathy, is like the money in a gambling-place. It doesn’t come + to everybody. There wenches and countesses sit side by side; merely + respectable people, who sell shoes made in Paris, are not there. + </p> + <p> + “I won’t go!” cried Femke. “Oh, God! I won’t + go! I will know whether that child is sick!” + </p> + <p> + A door was heard opening above; and Walter came in sight. He tumbled + down the steps and fell unconscious at Femke’s feet. + </p> + <p> + “That boy!” groaned the old lady, while the girls stood as + if transfixed. Femke picked Walter up and carried him upstairs. His + bed was pointed out to <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb131" + href="#pb131">131</a>]</span>her, and she placed him in it. No one had + the courage to run her away when she took a chair by the bedside. If + at this moment the rights of the Pieterses and Femke had been voted + upon, all the votes would have gone to Femke. + </p> + <p> + She wept, and stammered “Don’t be angry, Juffrouw; but I + couldn’t sleep for thinking of him.” <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb132" href="#pb132">132</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch17" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XVII + </h2> + <p> + The evening of the birthday party came. All of the Pieterses went, + leaving Walter to be taken care of by Leentje. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps was doing the honors. + </p> + <p> + “A strange state of affairs,” said the birthday uncle. + “And what did she want?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, goodness, M’neer, I don’t know myself. I’ve + told Gertrude a hundred times that it’s too much for me. Just + imagine to yourself—such a thing issuing commands in my house! I + told Mina to pitch her out. And Pietro said——” + </p> + <p> + “You ought to have seen me get hold of her,” croaked that + brave young woman, showing a blue place on her hand. From this it + might have been inferred that Femke had had hold of Pietro. + </p> + <p> + “Just wait till she comes again,” cried Gertrude, “and + I will attend to her!” + </p> + <p> + “And what will I do for her?” said Mina significantly. + </p> + <p> + Every one of them was ready for the fray. That is often the case. If + the vote had been taken now on moral worth, Femke would have been + defeated. + </p> + <p> + “A common girl, M’neer!” + </p> + <p> + “Worse than common!” + </p> + <p> + “How did you get rid of her?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, it wasn’t easy. I said——” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb133" href="#pb133">133</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “No, mother, I said——” + </p> + <p> + “No, it was I!” + </p> + <p> + “But it was I!” + </p> + <p> + Each one of them had said something. Everyone wanted to play the + leading rôle in the interesting drama. + </p> + <p> + “I would like to know where the young Mr. van der Gracht is,” + said Juffrouw Laps. “Yes, uncle, it’s a surprise——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse did not like to be interrupted when she had + something to tell. + </p> + <p> + “And so we said—what did we say, Gertrude?” + </p> + <p> + “Mother, I said it was a disgrace.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I said so, too. Then that thing asked for cold water, and + when we didn’t get it quick enough for her, she ran and fetched + it herself—just as if she were at home! She wet a cloth and put + it on Walter’s head. I was amazed at her insolence. When the + child came to she gave him a kiss! Think of it—and all of us + standing there!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried the three daughters, “think of it—and + us standing there!” + </p> + <p> + “Then she sat down in front of the bed again and talked to him.” + </p> + <p> + “Where can the young Mr. van der Gracht be!” sighed + Juffrouw Laps. “It’s only because we have a little + surprise, uncle.” + </p> + <p> + “And finally she went away like a princess!” + </p> + <p> + “Exactly like a princess,” testified the girls; and they + did not know that they were telling the truth. + </p> + <p> + “And she told Walter she would come again. But I just want to + see her do it!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb134" + href="#pb134">134</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The door-bell rang. Juffrouw Laps arose; and the catechist van der + Gracht with his son walked into the room. Juffrouw Pieterse didn’t + like this; she felt that the star of her narration would pale in the + light of the poem Klaasje had brought with him. And even without a + poem: such dignity, such a carriage, such manners, such a voice! + </p> + <p> + “Mynheer and Juffrouwen, may God bless you all this evening! + This is my son Klaas, of whom you have heard, I suppose. He’s + too close kin to me for me to praise him; but you understand—when + it’s the father—well, all blessings come from above.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, uncle, it will be a surprise.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, indeed, Juffrouw, a beautiful surprise. I congratulate + this gentleman on the happy return of his natal day. It puts me in the + mood of the psalmist—and I thank God—for Mynheer, + everything comes from above, you know.” + </p> + <p> + “Take a seat. I thank you,” said the host, who understood + that he had been congratulated. “It’s cold out, isn’t + it?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, a little cool; hardly cold. It’s just what we call + cool, you understand. The Master gives us weather as he sees fit; and + for that reason I say cool. Everything comes from above.” + </p> + <p> + To this last statement all assented in audible sighs and thought + themselves pious. What would have happened to him if some poor devil + had announced to them that some things come from below? + </p> + <p> + “And now, uncle, what do you say? Shall we begin with the + surprise?” + </p> + <p> + “Go ahead, niece; what have you got?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb135" href="#pb135">135</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, it’s only a trifle, Mynheer,” put in the + catechist. “My son is a poet. I don’t praise him, because + he’s too close kin to me; but he’s a clever fellow—I + can say that without bragging—for everything comes from above. + No, I won’t praise him—praise is for the Master alone. But + he’s a clever fellow.” + </p> + <p> + The poet Klaas looked conscious, and sat toying with the bottom button + on his vest. He looked poetical all over. + </p> + <p> + “And so, Mynheer, without bragging—get it out, my son. As + a father, Mynheer, I may say that he’s a clever fellow; for in + the Bible——” + </p> + <p> + Klaasje drew a piece of paper from his pocket. + </p> + <p> + “In the Bible there is really nothing said about widowers—the + Master has his own good reasons for it—but what does the boy do? + He takes the hint and writes a whole poem on widows.” + </p> + <p> + Klaasje laid the paper on the table. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I dare say, he has brought into it all the widows + mentioned in the Bible.” + </p> + <p> + “You see it’s a surprise. I told you so,” said + Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “Read it, Klaasje! There are seventy, Mynheer, seventy widows. + Read, my boy.” + </p> + <p> + Klaas pulled at his clothes, arranged his cuffs and began: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “The widows that in the Bible appear, + </p> + <p class="line"> + I’ve brought together in this poem here, + </p> + <p class="line"> + For the birthday that we celebrate + </p> + <p class="line"> + Of him who sadly lost his mate, + </p> + <p class="line"> + Exalting always the Master of Love, + </p> + <p class="line"> + For all that we have comes from above.” + </p> + </div> + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb136" href="#pb136">136</a>]</span> + <p> + “That’s the prologue,” explained the father. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that’s the prologue. Now I will read: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Genesis, 38, verse 11, it is said: + </p> + <p class="line"> + At her father-in-law’s must the widow have her bed. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Exodus, 20, 22, it is penned: + </p> + <p class="line"> + Widows and orphans thou shalt not offend. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Two verses further he threatens, wrathful and grim + </p> + <p class="line"> + To make widows of all the women that anger him. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Leviticus, 21, verse 14, thou read’st + </p> + <p class="line"> + That a widow won’t do for the wife of a priest. + </p> + <p class="line"> + A chapter further, one verse less, we have read, + </p> + <p class="line"> + That a childless widow must eat her father’s bread. + </p> + <p class="line"> + From Numbers, 30, verse 10, we clearly infer, + </p> + <p class="line"> + That a widow’s vow is sufficient for her.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + In this style he continued glibly, without any interruption; but when + he came to: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Second Samuel, 20, 3, very clearly outlines, + </p> + <p class="line"> + That as widows must live David’s concubines——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse became restless and had to have an explanation. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, concubines,” said van der Gracht senior. + “You see the boy has brought in everything relating to widows.” + </p> + <p> + “The verses are not the same length,” Stoffel complained; + and there is no alternation of masculine and feminine lines.” + </p> + <p> + “You may be right, Stoffel, for you are a school-teacher; but + that’s immaterial to me. These—these con—what shall + I say——” + </p> + <p> + “Juffrouw Pieterse, you ought not to mock at it,” cried + Juffrouw Laps. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb137" href="#pb137">137</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “That’s right,” said the catechist, “all + blessings come from above. Go ahead, Klaas!” + </p> + <p> + “No, I will not hear such things—on account of my + daughters!” + </p> + <p> + The girls were examining their finger nails, and looked preëminently + respectable. + </p> + <p> + “Go ahead, Klaas!” + </p> + <p> + “If I had known that this was going to happen, I would have left + my daughters at home.” + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw, it’s in the Bible. You’re not + opposed to the Bible, are you?” + </p> + <p> + “No, but I refuse to hear anything that isn’t respectable. + My husband——” + </p> + <p> + “Your husband sold shoes. I know it, Juffrouw, but you’re + not going to turn against——” + </p> + <p> + “I’m not going to do anything against the Bible, but I + will not endure such coarseness. Come, Gertrude, come, children!” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse was climbing the ladder of respectability. Moving + out of a side street into one of the principal avenues, giving the + children French names, calling in a doctor whose coachman wears furs—that + is what lifts us up. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb138" href="#pb138">138</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch18" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XVIII + </h2> + <p> + Walter’s illness now took a favorable turn. As soon as he was + strong enough to leave his bed, the whole family noticed that he had + grown. All remarked about it and called each other’s attention + to it. No one was better convinced of the fact than Juffrouw Pieterse; + for “that boy” had “outgrown all of his clothes,” + and it would not be easy “to fit him out respectably again.” + So much interesting notoriety and respectability had been reaped from + Walter’s illness that it was only natural that his convalescence + should be turned to the best account. + </p> + <p> + The child would sit and fill in the colors in pictures. The doctor had + presented him the pictures and a box of colors. The latter, so Stoffel + said, were the genuine English article. + </p> + <p> + Oh, such pictures! + </p> + <p> + Walter was interested especially by pictures from the opera and the + tragedy. There were pictures from Macbeth, Othello, Lear, Hamlet, from + “The Magic Flute,” “The Barber of Seville,” + “Der Freischütz,” and from still a few more—each + one always more romantic than the last. In selecting suitable colors + for his heroes and heroines, Walter had the advice of the entire + family, including Leentje. Usually there was disagreement, but that + only made the matter more important. In only two details were they + agreed: faces <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb139" href="#pb139">139</a>]</span>and + hands were to have flesh-color, and lips were to be painted red. It + had always been that way; otherwise, why was it called flesh-color? On + account of this arrangement Hamlet came off rather badly, receiving a + much more animated countenance than was suited to his melancholy. + </p> + <p> + “I wish I knew what the dolls mean,” said Walter. He was + talking about his pictures. + </p> + <p> + “It’s only necessary to ask Stoffel,” his mother + replied. “Wait till he comes from school.” + </p> + <p> + Walter asked him. Stoffel—there are more such people in the + world—would never admit that he did not know a thing; and he + always knew how to appear knowing. + </p> + <p> + “What the dolls mean? Well, you see—those are, so to say, + the pictures of various persons. There, for instance, the one with a + crown on his head—that is a king.” + </p> + <p> + “I told you Stoffel could explain them,” corroborated his + mother. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but I should have liked to know what king, and what he + did.” + </p> + <p> + “Well! There it is at the bottom. You can read it, can’t + you?” + </p> + <p> + “Macbeth?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. It’s Macbeth, a famous king of ancient times.” + </p> + <p> + “And that one there with a sword in his hand?” + </p> + <p> + “Also a king, or a general, or a hero, or something of the kind—somebody + that wants to fight. Perhaps David, or Saul, or Alexander the Great. + That’s not to be taken so exactly.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb140" href="#pb140">140</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And the lady with the flowers? She seems to be tearing them up.” + </p> + <p> + “That one? Show her to me: Ophelia. Yes, that’s Ophelia. + Don’t you know?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes. Why does she throw the leaves on the ground?” + </p> + <p> + “Why? why? The questions you do ask!” + </p> + <p> + Here the mother came to the rescue of her eldest son. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter, you mustn’t ask more questions than anybody + can answer.” + </p> + <p> + Walter did not ask any more questions, but he determined to get to the + bottom of the matter at the first opportunity. His imagination roamed + over immeasurable domains—such an insatiate conqueror was the + little emperor Walter in his night-jacket! + </p> + <p> + He associated the heroes of his pictures with the doctor, who had been + so friendly to him, and with his immortal Glorioso. The Peruvian + story, too, furnished a few subjects for his empire. He married + Telasco to Juliet; and the priests of the sun got their rights again. + Master Pennewip received a new wig, but of gold-colored threads, on + the model of the straw crown of a certain King Lear. Persons that he + could see from the window were numbered among his subjects. He had to + do something; and this foreign material was preferable to that in his + immediate surroundings. Even Lady Macbeth, who was washing her hands + and not looking particularly pleasing, seemed to him to be of a higher + order than his mother or Juffrouw Laps. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb141" href="#pb141">141</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In fact, for him those pictures were the greatest things in the world. + He was carried away with the crowns, diadems, plumes, iron gratings + over the faces, with the swords and the daggers with cross-hilts to + swear on—with the trains and puff-sleeves and girdles with + pendents of gold—and the pages. All this had nothing in common + with his everyday surroundings. How is it possible, he thought, that + anyone who has such beautiful pictures should sell them? The doctor + must have inherited them! + </p> + <p> + Even if he had known that Lady Macbeth was the personification of + crime, it would still have seemed to him a profanation to bring her + into contact with the plebeian commonness around him. + </p> + <p> + All at once something in Ophelia’s form reminded him of Femke. + She too could stand that way, plucking the petals from the flowers and + strewing them on the ground. + </p> + <p> + He had dim recollections of what had happened, and occasionally he + would ask indifferently about “that girl.” He was afraid + to speak her name before Gertrude, Mina, and Pietro. He was always + answered in tones that showed him that there was no room for his + romance there; but he promised himself to visit her as soon as he got + up. + </p> + <p> + “When you’re better you must go to see the doctor and + thank him for curing you—but thank God first; and then you can + show him what you’ve painted.” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, mother! I will give her the Prince of Denmark—I + mean him, the doctor.” + </p> + <p> + “But be careful not to soil it; and don’t forget that + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb142" href="#pb142">142</a>]</span>the + ghost of the old knight must be very pale. Stoffel said so—because + it’s a ghost, you see.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, I’ll make it white.” + </p> + <p> + “Good. And you’ll make the lady there yellow?” + pointing with a knitting-needle to Ophelia. + </p> + <p> + “No, no,” cried Walter quickly, “she was blue!” + </p> + <p> + “She was? Who was?” + </p> + <p> + “I only mean that I have so much yellow already, and I wanted to + make her—this one—Ophelia—I wanted to make her blue. + That one washing her hands can stay yellow.” + </p> + <p> + “So far as I’m concerned,” the mother said, “but + don’t soil it!” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel, in the meantime, had got on the track of those pictures. He + was slick and had an inquiring mind. One of his colleagues at school, + who was in some way connected with the stage, told him that such + costume-pictures were of great value to players. He also told him + other things about these pictures and about the play in general. + </p> + <p> + It was fortunate for Walter that Stoffel brought this knowledge home + with him. Even to-day there are people who find something immoral in + the words “Theatre” and “Player”; but at that + time it was still worse. The satisfaction, however, of imparting + knowledge and appearing wise put Stoffel in an attitude of mind on + this occasion that ordinarily would have been irreconcilable with that + narrowness which with him took the place of conscience. + </p> + <p> + “You see, mother, there are comedies and comedies. Some are sad, + some funny. Some are all nonsense, and there’s nothing to be + learned from them; but there <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb143" + href="#pb143">143</a>]</span>are comedies so sad that the people wail + when they see them—even respectable people!” + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and then there are others where there’s music and + singing. They are nice, and moral too. They are called operas; and + people who are entirely respectable go there. You see, mother, there’s + nothing bad about it; and we ought not to be so narrow. The old Greeks + had comedies, and our professors still study them.” + </p> + <p> + “Is it possible!” + </p> + <p> + “Walter’s pictures are from real comedies; but I can’t + tell all the details now. I will only say there are good comedies.” + </p> + <p> + “You must tell Juffrouw Laps. She always says——” + </p> + <p> + “And what does she know about it? She never saw a comedy in her + life.” + </p> + <p> + That was the truth; but it was just as true of the Pieterse family—with + the exception of Leentje. + </p> + <p> + One afternoon Leentje had complained of a terrible headache and had + left off sewing and gone out. Later it was learned that she had not + spent the evening with her mother; and then there was a perfect storm. + But Leentje would not say where she had been that night. “That + night” was Juffrouw Pieterse’s expression, though she knew + that the girl was at home by eleven o’clock. Leentje betrayed + nothing. She had promised the dressmaker next door not to say + anything; for the dressmaker had to be very careful, because her + husband was a hypocrite. + </p> + <p> + In Leentje’s work-box was found a mutilated program; <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb144" href="#pb144">144</a>]</span>and then + one day she began to sing a song she had never sung before—“I’m + full of honor, I’m full of honor; oh, yes, I’m a man of + honor!” + </p> + <p> + And then it was all out! She had been to the Elandstraat and had seen + the famous Ivan Gras in a comedy! + </p> + <p> + Leentje began to cry and was going to promise never to do so again, + when, to her amazement, she was told that there was nothing wrong in + it, and that even the greatest professors went to see comedies. + </p> + <p> + And now she must tell them about it. + </p> + <p> + It was “The Child of Love,” <span class="corr" + id="xd0e3409" title="Source: By">by</span> Kotzebue, that had greeted + her astonished eyes. + </p> + <p> + “There was music, Juffrouw, and they played beautifully; and + then the curtain went up, and there was a great forest, and a woman + wept under a tree. There was a Baron who made her son a prisoner, + because he was a hunter—but he spoke so nice, and his mother, + too. The Baron said he was master on his place, and that he would + punish such thieves. He was in a great rage. And then the mother said—no, + somebody else came and said—but then the curtain went down. The + dressmaker bought waffles that were being passed around, and we drank + chocolate. The dressmaker said that every day wasn’t a feast + day. A man sat behind us and explained everything and took our cups + when they were empty. Then the band played, ‘Pretty girls and + pretty flowers.’” + </p> + <p> + “Shame!” cried the three young ladies. For it was a common + street song. + </p> + <p> + “And then the curtain went up again of its own <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb145" href="#pb145">145</a>]</span>accord; + but the gentleman behind us said somebody raised it—perhaps the + ‘Child of Love’ himself, for he was not in prison when the + curtain was down. The dressmaker gave him a peppermint-drop, and he + said: ‘Watch the stage, Juffrouw, for you have paid to see it.’ + It cost twelve stivers, without the waffles and chocolate. Then the + Baron said—but I can’t tell it all exactly as it was. I + will only say that the old woman wept all the time, and she could not + be reconciled, because she was so unhappy. You see, Juffrouw, the + child of love was her own child; and it was also the Baron’s + child of love. That was bad—because it was just a child of love, + you see; and that is always bad. He had no papers, no credentials; nor + the mother, either. And he was to die because he had hunted. Oh, it + was beautiful, Juffrouw! And then the curtain went down again and we + ate another waffle. The gentleman behind us said it was well that they + gave plays with prison scenes in them. There were so many bad people + in the hall, such as pickpockets and the like, and this would be a + warning for them. The dressmaker was going to offer him another + mint-drop, when she saw that her box was gone. It was silver. The + gentleman said of course some pickpocket had taken it.” + </p> + <p> + “He was the pickpocket!” exclaimed several. + </p> + <p> + Leentje was indignant at the idea. + </p> + <p> + “No, no! Don’t say that; it’s a sin. He was a very + respectable gentleman, and addressed me as Juffrouw, just as he did + the dressmaker. He tried to find the thief. He asked where the + Juffrouw lived, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb146" href="#pb146">146</a>]</span>and + said that if he found the box he would bring it to her. He wore a + fancy vest—no, no, no. Don’t say that of him!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, tell some more about the child of love.” All were + interested. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, the music was so nice! And a gentleman showed them with a + stick how to play.” + </p> + <p> + “But tell us about the comedy!” + </p> + <p> + “That is not so easy. It was very beautiful. It must be seen; it + can’t be told. The Baron saw that the hunter in prison was his + own son; because a long time before, you see, that is—formerly, + he had been acquainted with—you understand——” + </p> + <p> + Poor Leentje turned as red as fire, and left her audience in a + temporary suspense. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, he had <span class="corr" id="xd0e3440" + title="Source: know">known</span> the old woman formerly, and then + they were good friends, and were often together—I will just tell + it that way—and they were to marry, but something came between + them; and so—and—for that reason the comedy was called the + ‘Child of Love.’” + </p> + <p> + Walter listened with as much interest as the others; but he was less + affected than the girls, who sat quietly staring into space. Stoffel + felt called upon to say something. + </p> + <p> + “That’s it! He abused her chastity—that’s the + way it’s spoken of—and she was left to bear the disgrace. + The youth of to-day cannot be warned enough against this. How often + have I told the boys at school!” + </p> + <p> + “Listen, Walter, and pay attention to what Stoffel says!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb147" href="#pb147">147</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Encouraged by the approval of his mother, Stoffel continued. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, virtue must be revered. That is God’s will; + and what God does is well done. Of all sins sensual pleasure is—a + very great sin, because it is forbidden; and because all sins are + punished, either in this world or in the next.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you hear, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Here, or in the next world, mother! Innocent pleasure, yes; but + sensual pleasure—it is forbidden! It loosens all the ties of + human society. You see that such a comedy can be very fine. Only you + must understand it properly—that’s the idea.” + </p> + <p> + “And what did the Baron do then?” + </p> + <p> + “Ah, Juffrouw, what shall I say! He talked a whole lot to the + old woman, and was very sad because he had—away back there—because + he had——” + </p> + <p> + “Seduced her,” added Stoffel, seeing that Leentje couldn’t + find the word. “That’s what it’s called.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that’s what she said, too; and he promised never to + do it again. And then he told the child of love always to follow the + path of virtue, and that he would marry the old woman. She was + satisfied with the arrangement.” + </p> + <p> + “I suppose so,” cried the three girls in a breath. “She + will be a rich baroness!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said Leentje, “she became a great lady. And + then the child of love fell on the Baron’s neck; and they played + ‘Bridal Wreath.’ The ‘Child of Love’ became a + hussar and sang, ‘I’m full of honor, I’m full of + honor; Oh, I’m a man of honor!’ <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb148" href="#pb148">148</a>]</span>I don’t know what became + of the old Baron. And then we went home; but the dressmaker took no + more pleasure in the play now, because her silver box was gone. I don’t + know whether the gentleman ever brought it to her, or not.” + </p> + <p> + The play was out. + </p> + <p> + The girls thought: “Baroness!” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was thinking: “Virtue!” + </p> + <p> + The mother’s thoughts ran: “Twelve stivers for a ticket, + and waffles and chocolate extra!” + </p> + <p> + Walter was saying to himself: “A hunter! A whole year in the + forest, in the great forest, and alone. I’d like to do it, too.” + </p> + <p> + He took up his brush and looked at Ophelia: “To be alone in the + great forest with—Femke!” + </p> + <p> + But the theatre question was far from being settled. Leentje had to + clear up many doubtful points yet. For instance, Pietro wanted to know + how old the woman was when the Baron finally married her. Leentje + thought she must have been about sixty. + </p> + <p> + Also Juffrouw Laps had to express her opinion. She declared that she + was opposed to everything “worldly,” and insisted that + Walter be sent to church. + </p> + <p> + Later she got into a big dispute over the theatre with Master + Pennewip, whom Stoffel had brought in to reinforce his position. He + had brought with him “Floris the Fifth,” that powerful + comedy by the noble <span class="corr" id="xd0e3490" + title="Source: Bilderdijk">Bilderdyk</span>. With many declensions and + conjugations and remarks on rhyme and metre, he explained, firstly, + that “Floris the Fifth” was a play from which much <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb149" href="#pb149">149</a>]</span>could be + learned; and, secondly, that the theatre was something very moral and + thoroughly respectable. + </p> + <p> + To be sure, he failed to convince Juffrouw Laps. Nor was Walter + greatly impressed by that masterpiece, despite the fact that there + were three deaths in it. He much preferred the beautiful story of + Glorioso, or the Peruvian story—or even Little Red <span + class="corr" id="xd0e3497" title="Source: Riding-hood">Riding Hood</span>. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb150" href="#pb150">150</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch19" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XIX + </h2> + <p> + Walter had been to church: that was now behind him. Stoffel thought + the pastor had preached a beautiful sermon, and said that “in a + way all he said could be accepted.” He hoped that it would + “bear fruit.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother, “and he mustn’t tear + his new breeches again. They cost too much hard work for that.” + </p> + <p> + As a matter of fact the “hard work” done in the Pieterse + family might be regarded as a negligible quantity. There was the + necessary housework, and the usual complaining—or boasting, if + you will—but this was to be expected. + </p> + <p> + That Walter had postponed his visit to go to church was a result of + the frightful threats of Juffrouw Laps. She cited Second Chronicles + xvi. 12, and in the face of this text the Pieterses were not able + successfully to defend their new and more liberal position. Juffrouw + Pieterse could only say that the Bible was not to be interpreted that + way, as if everything in it applied to a given individual. + </p> + <p> + But Juffrouw Laps stuck to it, that if one has faith and grace one may + come through all right; whereupon Juffrouw Pieterse expressed her + willingness at all times to take advice. + </p> + <p> + “Those are the essential things; through them we are saved! And—send + him to me the first of the week. <span class="pagenum"> [<a id="pb151" + href="#pb151">151</a>]</span>Or he can come Sunday, but after church. + Then he can tell me about the sermon, even if the pastors are—but + what does a child know about it!” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps didn’t think much of pastors. She held that people + with grace in their hearts can understand God’s word without + Greek and Latin. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Sunday after church. I will count upon it.” And in + order to make her invitation more insistent she mentioned certain + sweets that she usually served her guests at that time. + </p> + <p> + Supposing that Juffrouw Laps was really anxious for Walter to come, we + must admit that she showed deep knowledge of boy-nature. + </p> + <p> + As for Walter, he was afraid to be alone with this pious lady. For him + she was the living embodiment of all the plagues that are made use of + in the Old Testament to convert rebellious tribes to the true faith. + For instance, thunder and lightning, pestilence, abysses, boils, + flaming swords, etc. + </p> + <p> + If he had had the courage he would have asked her just to deposit the + promised dainties somewhere outside of her flat. He would find them + then. But he didn’t have the courage. + </p> + <p> + “And why didn’t you go?” asked the mother when + Stoffel’s enthusiasm over the sermon had begun to die down. + </p> + <p> + Walter said he had a pain in his stomach, which children always have + when they want to bridge over disagreeable duties. With a better + understanding between the parents and children this disease would be + less frequent. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t believe you have any pain in your stomach,” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb152" href="#pb152">152</a>]</span>declared + the mother. “It’s only because you’re a bad child + and never do what you’re told to do.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel agreed with her; and then a council of war was held. Walter + was condemned to go to Juffrouw Laps’s at once; and he went. + </p> + <p> + Expecting some terrible ordeal, he was greatly embarrassed and + confused by the show of friendliness with which he was received. + </p> + <p> + “And you did come, my dear boy! But you are so late! Church has + been out a long time. See what I have for you, expressly for <i> you</i>!” + </p> + <p> + She thrust him into a chair at the table and shoved all sorts of + sweets over to him. Walter’s embarrassment increased; and he + felt even less at ease when she began to stroke him and call him pet + names. + </p> + <p> + “Now, tell me about the sermon,” she said, when the child + tried to escape the tenderness and affection to which he was not + accustomed. “What did the pastor say?” + </p> + <p> + “The text——” + </p> + <p> + “But that’s all right—afterwards, when your mouth is + empty. You must eat a few cakes first. Nobody can do everything at + once. There is chocolate; and you’re to have a little dram, too. + I’ve always said that you are a nice boy; but they’re + forever plaguing you so. But you’re not eating enough; do just + as if you were at home.” + </p> + <p> + For Walter that was not the right expression. At home! + </p> + <p> + His first surprise over Walter began to be possessed by a feeling of + fear. Why, he could not have told to save him. <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb153" href="#pb153">153</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Suddenly he got up and declared that his mother had told him not to + stay long. + </p> + <p> + There wasn’t a word of truth in it. Juffrouw Laps protested, but + Walter held his ground. Despite all of that kindness Walter was able + to escape from the enemy. + </p> + <p> + Promising “to come back soon” he ran down the steps and + into the street. + </p> + <p> + An indescribable feeling of freedom regained thrilled through him. He + had escaped. It was incomprehensible even to him. Never had he been + received so kindly, so cordially; never had he been treated in a + manner approaching this. But why his antipathy? When he left she was + going to kiss him, but he managed to dodge her. Why? He didn’t + know. But it made him shudder to think of it. + </p> + <p> + Should he go home now? What excuse could he give for coming back so + soon? + </p> + <p> + Involuntarily he bent his steps toward Ash Gate. It was not his + intention to visit Femke—not at all, really not! For he didn’t + have his Ophelia with him—proof conclusive that when he left + home he had not thought of Femke. + </p> + <p> + And when he came in sight of his mills on the Buitensingel—oh, + they were silent! Was there no wind? Or were they observing Sunday? + </p> + <p> + The Buitensingel was full of people taking a Sunday stroll. Walter + followed the small stream, which led him towards Femke’s house. + Soon he stood before the low enclosure; but he did not dare to go in. + Why? He put the blame on the absent Ophelia. + </p> + <p> + “If I only had that picture here I’d certainly go in!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb154" href="#pb154">154</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + That is questionable. Even with the picture he would have probably + been just as shy. He didn’t know what he ought to say—or, + better, whether he could say anything, or not. He reflected. Suppose + Femke’s mother should ask, “Did you want anything?” + </p> + <p> + We—yes, the “gentle reader” and I—we should + have known what to answer. I wonder if our wisdom would have been + wiser than the stupidity of the child, who stood irresolute and + hesitating before the fence? + </p> + <p> + He stood staring at the house, his mouth wide open. His knees + trembled, his heart fluttered, his tongue was dry. + </p> + <p> + A small column of smoke curling up from the chimney aroused him. What + if a fire should break out! Then he would have to go in. He would + rescue her, and carry her away in his arms—far, far away—to + the end of the world, or at least outside of the town! Just anywhere + where the people wear red velvet and green silk, where the gentlemen + carry big swords and the ladies wear long trains. They would be so + becoming to Femke. And she should ride horseback, and he would follow + her—no, he would ride by her side, with a falcon on his hand! + </p> + <p> + If a fire should break out! + </p> + <p> + But Walter saw that the house was in no danger. This smoke came from + the kitchen. He noticed other houses in the neighborhood where cooking + seemed to be going on, and everywhere the chimneys were bearing + witness to activities below which were presumably similar to those of + Femke. + </p> + <p> + Finally a crowd of fellows came along who had <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb155" href="#pb155">155</a>]</span>evidently been stopping at one + of those establishments where “refreshments” are served. + They had been greatly refreshed, and in their exuberance of freshness, + so to say, they crowded Walter away from the fence and took him along + with them for a little way. + </p> + <p> + He was easily reconciled to this; for why, he thought, should he stand + there and watch the smoke? There wasn’t going to be any fire; + and then he didn’t have Ophelia with him. + </p> + <p> + But to-morrow! To-morrow he would bring that picture with him! And + then he wouldn’t stand at the fence like a baby. + </p> + <p> + He felt ashamed when he thought of his friends in their gay colors, or + in armor, with plumes and swords. Those kings and knights and pages—they + had been courageous, otherwise they never would have received such + high orders and distinctions. Unless there were some change, he felt + that he would never be pictured like that. + </p> + <p> + However, he expected that such a change would come—without + doubt, surely, certainly, truly! The further he went, the more + determined he became to go in the next day and put on a bold front and + say: “Good-day, Juffrouw, how do you do?” + </p> + <p> + It was more difficult for him to decide what he would say to Femke. + </p> + <p> + He made up various little speeches in the manner of Floris the Fifth. + In case Femke shouldn’t like them he was going to say, “Why, + that is from our greatest poet.” + </p> + <p> + And then he would ask her to explain a lot of mysterious <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb156" href="#pb156">156</a>]</span>words in + Floris that he hadn’t understood—for instance, “fast + fellow,” “coverture,” “chastity,” and + others. + </p> + <p> + Walter’s development was determined by his desire to know + things. His feeling for Femke, which was hardly real love, was + subordinated to his thirst for knowledge. He knew that he couldn’t + get much from her, especially book-learning; but it was a pleasure + merely to discuss things with her, even if she knew nothing about + them. + </p> + <p> + He was curious to know all that she might have to tell him, or to ask + him; for no doubt she too had been saving up her impressions for her + first friend. But, alas! he was not so certain of her friendship! + True, when he was sick she had asked about him; but perhaps she was + just passing by, and thought how easy it would be to ring the bell and + ask, “How is Walter?” + </p> + <p> + Still it had taken courage to do it. What would Mungo Park have said + if he had seen him hesitating before the gate! Walter knew that wasn’t + the way to conquer the world. + </p> + <p> + And if anybody had asked Mungo Park: “What do you want in + Africa?” + </p> + <p> + Well, he would have answered. Such a traveller in such a book is never + embarrassed. + </p> + <p> + Then Walter began to address all sorts of remarks to negro kings that + he had conquered with lance and sword. All the women kissed his hand + as he rode by on his bay, with fiery red caparison. He inquired + patronizingly after those good girls who had nursed him in his + illness, “because the strange white man was <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb157" href="#pb157">157</a>]</span>far from mother and sisters + and had no home.” He would reward them princely. + </p> + <p> + In all this conquered land Walter was king and Femke was—queen! + How magnificent the big red velvet cloak would look on her—and + the gold crown! + </p> + <p> + Conquering continents was easy. He was scarcely thirteen; and yet he + was afraid that somebody might get ahead of him while he was being + detained by the treacherous Pennewip with declensions and + conjugations. And, then there were still more things to learn before + one could be king, even of a small country. Pocket-change would have + to be increased too, for, with all possible economy, six doits a week + were insufficient. The Hallemans—well, they had more; but + fortunately they were not thinking of Africa. For the present he was + not afraid of any competition from that quarter; but other children, + nearer the “grown-up” stage, might get the idea in their + heads! And then, what would he do to keep his mother from guessing + when he made his trips into the “interior” longer, and + stayed out later than was allowed by the regulations of the Pieterse + household? + </p> + <p> + It was a difficult matter, but he would manage it. + </p> + <p> + All that might happen to him and Femke in Africa would be read + afterwards in pretty little books with colored pictures. He already + saw himself sitting on a throne, and Femke by his side. She was not + proud; she was willing for everybody to know—all those kneeling + before her—that she had been a poor wash-girl. She had become + queen because Walter had loved her; and now they needn’t kneel + any more. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb158" href="#pb158">158</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + On special occasions—well, of course, that was different; for + instance, when his mother and Stoffel came to visit him. They should + see how all the people honored him—and Femke whom they had + treated so badly. But once would be enough; then he would forgive them + everything and build them a big house with water-barrels and + wash-tubs. For Pennewip he would build a big schoolhouse, with desks + and ink-bottles and copy-books and wall maps of Europe and tables of + the new weights and measures. Then the old master could give + instruction from early in the morning till late at night—or even + all night. + </p> + <p> + He was just puzzling over how he was going to reconcile Master + Pennewip and the dusky young African to one another when Leentje + opened the door. + </p> + <p> + Without noticing it he had got home and rung the door-bell. + Unsuspectingly he fell into an environment quite different from that + in which he had moved for the last half hour. He scarcely understood + what his mother meant when she asked him how the visit turned out, and + whether Juffrouw Laps was satisfied with his report on the sermon. + </p> + <p> + Sermon? Laps? He was unprepared for such an examination. He stammered + out a sort of miscellaneous and irrelevant jumble of words, but + fortunately containing nothing about Africa. + </p> + <p> + It now developed that in the meantime there had been a sudden change + in certain details of religious belief. + </p> + <p> + “You see, mother?” said Stoffel. “Just as I’ve + always said, it would take a lawyer to explain anything to suit her. + She always knows better——” + </p> + <p> + “That’s so,” answered the mother. “She’s + cracked <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb159" href="#pb159">159</a>]</span>or + crazy. Now, just tell me, Stoffel, if anyone can expect such a child + to remember everything a preacher says. I can’t do it myself; + and you can’t do it, either. Master Pennewip can’t do it. + I tell you, nobody can do it. And to require that of such a child! She + just wants to play the professor; that’s the reason she does it.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was of the same opinion. Encouraged by his sympathy the mother + became eloquent. + </p> + <p> + “I would like to know what she’s thinking about; or if she + thinks she’s a pastor. With all her biblical quotations! And + then to torment a child hardly out of a sick bed—it’s a + disgrace. You don’t need to go to her. What business have you + got with her? I tell you——” + </p> + <p> + Here it occurred to her that she herself had compelled Walter to go, + and she interrupted this line of thought to scold Walter and tell him + to get out of his Sunday breeches. Her dissatisfaction with herself + expressed itself further in a funeral oration on Walter’s last + suit, which had cost so much “hard work.” + </p> + <p> + “And then to let that child sit there for an hour without + anything to eat or drink! She would——” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s feeling for justice couldn’t let that pass. He + assured them that on the contrary—and then that excessive + kindness got in his way again. In his confusion he went into all the + details of the chocolate. + </p> + <p> + “Well! Why didn’t you say so at once? But it’s all + the same. I was going to add that she ought to have given you + something to eat. That’s the way such folks are—always + grumbling about others and they won’t see themselves. I believe + in grace too, and when <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb160" + href="#pb160">160</a>]</span>I have my housework done I like to hear + the Scripture read—but to be everlastingly and eternally prating + about it? No, that isn’t religion. What do you say, Stoffel? One + must work part of the time. Walter! aren’t you going to pull off + those new breeches? I’ve told him a dozen times. Trudie, give + him his old ones!” + </p> + <p> + Walter changed his breeches; but he promised himself that in Africa he + would wear Sunday breeches every day. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb161" href="#pb161">161</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch20" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XX + </h2> + <p> + The next day Walter rang the doctor’s door-bell. His heart was + in a flutter, for the doctor lived in an imposing house. He was + admitted and, after he had been announced, was told just to come + upstairs. + </p> + <p> + The maid conducted Walter to the “study,” where the doctor + was busy performing one of his paternal duties: he was teaching his + children. + </p> + <p> + There were three. A boy, somewhat older than Walter, sat alone in one + corner writing at a small table. The other two, a boy of Walter’s + age and a girl that seemed to be a few years younger, stood before the + table behind which the doctor was sitting. On the table stood a large + globe, evidently the subject of discussion. This became clear to + Walter later, for, as far as he knew, he had never seen such a large + ball. He didn’t know that there was any other way to explain the + location of countries except by means of maps. Thus he noticed in the + room all sorts of things that he didn’t understand till later. + </p> + <p> + When the maid opened the door of the room he heard the voices of the + children, and also that of the father. He even heard laughter; but + when he walked in all became as still as death. The two children at + the table stood like soldiers. There was something so comical in their + attitude that Walter could have laughed at them if he hadn’t + been so embarrassed. Even the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb162" + href="#pb162">162</a>]</span>girl had a touch of official earnestness + in her face more striking than he had seen it in older people, even at + church. While the doctor was welcoming Walter and offering him a + chair, the boy stood with hands clapped down on the seams of his + trousers as if he expected someone to say, “Right about—face!” + or, “Forward, column right, march!” + </p> + <p> + The larger boy in the corner had only looked up once, but with that + peculiarly hostile expression which distinguishes man from other + animals—to the disadvantage of the former. It is noticeable + especially in children—sometimes in women. + </p> + <p> + “I’m glad to see you, my boy. It was nice of you to come. + What have you there?”—then he turned to the little + soldiers. + </p> + <p> + “Remind me afterward to tell you at dinner something about + Olivier van Noort. William, you can think of it, can’t you?” + </p> + <p> + Walter squinted at his Lady Macbeth, and was so embarrassed that he + was helpless to present it to the doctor. The room was so magnificent; + and the furnishings—the big cases full of books! His picture + seemed so common and ugly that, if he could have done so, he would + have swallowed it. + </p> + <p> + At home they had taught him how he must stand and sit and speak; and + now he stood there, as awkward as a cow, stammering and stuttering. + Making a supreme effort he managed to get it out that he had “come + to thank the doctor” for his recovery—“but God first”! + </p> + <p> + The two soldiers bit their lips; and even the doctor found it + difficult to keep a straight face. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb163" + href="#pb163">163</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “God first! Well said, my boy. Have you already thanked God?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, M’nheer, every evening in bed, and yesterday at + church.” + </p> + <p> + Little Sietske unable to control herself any longer had to laugh + outright. Her laughter threatened to become contagious. William was + busier than usual with his nose; Hermann had come to life and was + eyeing Walter slyly. + </p> + <p> + “Order!” thundered the doctor, giving the table a rap with + a ruler that made the globe tremble. Walter was frightened. “Order! + This is a nice caper during study-hours.” + </p> + <p> + The clock began to strike. Sietske seemed to be counting, for at every + stroke she raised a finger. + </p> + <p> + “I am going to——” + </p> + <p> + “Five!” she cried. “All my fingers—just look, + five! Five o’clock, papa—Tyrant! Hurrah, hurrah!” + </p> + <p> + Both boys joined in the uproar. It was a quodlibet from “Gaudeamus + igitur,” “<span lang="fr">Vive la joie</span>,” and + “God save the king.” Forward, all! <span lang="fr">Vive la + vacance! A bas les tyrans!</span> Revenge! * * * * + </p> + <p> + The children were determined to have their well earned romp; and they + had it. Walter rubbed his eyes, and would not believe his ears. It was + beyond his comprehension. * * * * + </p> + <p> + “That will do now,” said the doctor. “Come, mamma is + waiting dinner—and you, too, my boy!” + </p> + <p> + William took Sietske on his back and Hermann mounted the father. Thus + they descended the stairs, Walter bringing up the rear. Lady Macbeth + had disappeared, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb164" href="#pb164">164</a>]</span>being + now crumpled up in Walter’s breast-pocket. + </p> + <p> + Walter was nonplussed. Was this the same man who used the gold pen?—whose + coachman wore the furs? + </p> + <p> + How was it possible? Was it a dream, that he and all the family had + looked on this man and simply been overcome by his dignity? + </p> + <p> + He couldn’t understand it. + </p> + <p> + Again the atmosphere of the dining-room was quite different from that + of the schoolroom, either before or directly after five. + </p> + <p> + “Present the young gentleman to your mamma,” said the + doctor, turning to William. + </p> + <p> + “May I do it?” asked Sietske. + </p> + <p> + Doctor Holsma nodded, and the little girl took Walter by the hand and + conducted him to a lady who sat at the head of the table preparing the + salad. + </p> + <p> + “Mamma, this is a young gentleman—oh, I must know your + name. What is your name?” + </p> + <p> + “Walter Pieterse.” + </p> + <p> + “This is Mr. Walter Pieterse, who has come to thank papa, + because he—he was sick; and he—the young gentleman is + going to stay for dinner, papa?”—the doctor nodded again—“and + he’s going to stay for dinner, mamma.” + </p> + <p> + “With mamma’s consent,” said the father. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, with mamma’s consent.” + </p> + <p> + Mevrouw Holsma spoke to Walter kindly and offered him a chair. It was + necessary, too. + </p> + <p> + Everything seemed so princely to Walter that he was glad to be seated. + Three-fourths of his little figure <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb165" + href="#pb165">165</a>]</span>was hidden under the table. That was + something gained. He was amazed at almost everything he saw and heard. + He folded his hands. + </p> + <p> + “Do you want to say a grace, little man?” asked the + doctor. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, M’nheer,” Walter stammered. + </p> + <p> + “A good custom. Do you always do that at the table?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, always—at warm meals, M’nheer!” + </p> + <p> + Those children had been taught good manners. Nobody smiled. + </p> + <p> + Walter bowed his head for a moment; and the doctor took advantage of + the opportunity to give the children a look of warning. They + remembered; and, if afterwards Walter discovered that he had cut a + singular figure in this household, they were not to blame. + </p> + <p> + “You do well to do it,” said Holsma. “We don’t + do it; and perhaps we do well not to.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” said the mother. “Everyone must act + according to his own conviction.” + </p> + <p> + This simple statement moved Walter more than any of them could have + imagined. He—a conviction! That short sentence of Mevrouw Holsma + attributed to him a dignity and importance that was strange to him, + and gave him a right he had never thought of before. Through the soup + he was thinking continually: “I may have a conviction!” + </p> + <p> + It never occurred to him that a thing could be interpreted otherwise + than it was interpreted for him by his mother or Stoffel, or some + other grown-up person. The whole question of praying, or not praying, + did not <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb166" href="#pb166">166</a>]</span>appear + so important to him as this new fact, that he could have a conviction. + His heart swelled. + </p> + <p> + The doctor, who understood Walter, recalled him from his thoughts. + </p> + <p> + “Everyone must act according to his conviction; and in order to + come to a conviction one has to reflect a long time over the matter. I + am convinced that our little guest would like to eat some of those + peas. Pass them to him, Sietske.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had grasped the import of Holsma’s words, and also the + meaning of this transition to the peas. Walter felt—without + putting his feelings into words—that the pedantry of the + schoolroom had been put aside at five o’clock, and that his host + merely wanted to give him a friendly warning against dogmatic bigotry, + without tainting the fresh, wholesome atmosphere of the dining-room. + </p> + <p> + Despite his shy, retiring nature—or, better, in connection with + this characteristic—Walter was an extremely intelligent boy. + This fact had escaped almost everybody he had come in contact with + because of his lack of self-confidence, which prevented him from + revealing his true self. He usually seemed to comprehend more slowly + than others; but this was because he was less easily satisfied with + the result of his thinking. His mind was exacting of knowledge. During + Walter’s sickness Holsma had remarked this peculiarity of the + boy, and his interest had been enlisted at once. + </p> + <p> + Walter’s shyness was due in a great measure to the manner in + which he had been taught what little he knew. Everything his teachers + taught him was looked <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb167" + href="#pb167">167</a>]</span>upon by them as something immutable and + irrefutable. Twice two is four, Prince so-and-so is a hero, good + children go to heaven, God is great, the Reform Church represents the + true faith, etc., etc. It was never hinted to him that there was any + room for doubt. Indeed, he was led to believe that his desire to know + more about things was improper and even sinful. + </p> + <p> + After all those extraordinary occurrences in the study, Walter was + prepared to expect almost anything in the way of the unusual, but that + William and Hermann, and even little Sietske, were allowed to help + their plates to whatever they wanted—that was more wonderful to + him than the aërial voyage of Elias. With Geneviève in the + famous wilderness—yes, even in Africa it couldn’t be any + more free and easy. He was continually surprised and taken off his + guard by the unwonted and unexpected. In fact, his thoughts were so + far away that when during dessert the little girl passed him a saucer + of cream—— + </p> + <p> + Ye gods, it happened and—I must tell it. Oh, if like the + chroniclers of old, I might put the blame on some privy councilor, + “who unfortunately advised,” etc. + </p> + <p> + But what privy councilor in the whole world could have advised Walter + to let that porcelain spoon tilt over the edge of the saucer and fall + into Sietske’s lap! He did it, he! + </p> + <p> + Oh, how sad it was. He had just begun to pull himself up in his chair. + Another moment and he would have actually been sitting. Perhaps he + might have said something soon. The name of a certain country in + Africa, which Sietske could not remember a moment <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb168" href="#pb168">168</a>]</span>before, had occurred to him. + It was not that he might seem smarter than Sietske that he was going + to speak out. No, it was only that he might seem a little less stupid + than himself. But now—that miserable spoon! + </p> + <p> + Before he had time to wonder how his awkwardness would be received, + Sietske was talking along smoothly about something else—just as + if this little “catastrophe” was a matter of course. + </p> + <p> + “Papa, you were going to tell us something about Olivier van + Noort.” + </p> + <p> + She arose, wiped off her little skirt and fetched Walter another spoon + from the buffet. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, papa, Olivier van Noort! You promised it, papa.” + </p> + <p> + All urged him to tell the story. Even Mevrouw Holsma manifested great + interest in it. Walter was aware that this conversation was intended + to cover up his accident. He was moved; for he was not accustomed to + anything like this. As Sietske took her seat again she noticed a tear + creeping down across his cheek. + </p> + <p> + “Mamma, I got a silver spoon. That’s just as good, isn’t + it? These porcelain things are so heavy and awkward. They’ve + fallen out of my hand three times; and Hermann can’t manage + them, either.” + </p> + <p> + The mother nodded to her. + </p> + <p> + “And how it is with Olivier van Noort?” + </p> + <p> + The door-bell rang, and almost immediately afterwards a gentleman + entered the room who was greeted by the children as Uncle Sybrand. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb169" href="#pb169">169</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The host now invited all to the garden and sent Hermann to the study + for a book. + </p> + <p> + “You young rascal, don’t you go now and maliciously break + that globe. It can’t help it.” + </p> + <p> + Then came the story of Admiral Olivier van Noort and the poor + Vice-Admiral Jan Claesz van Ilpendam, who was put ashore in the Strait + of Magellan for insubordination. It interested all, and called forth a + lively discussion, in which the entire family as well as the guests + took part. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb170" href="#pb170">170</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch21" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXI + </h2> + <p> + To readers of a certain class of fiction it will no doubt seem strange + if I say that Walter’s visit to the Holsma family influenced + greatly his spiritual development. Not immediately; but a seed had + been planted which was to grow later. He saw now that after all + independent thought was possible, even if he could not yet allow + himself that luxury. The mere knowledge that there were other opinions + in the world than those of his daily mentors was a long stride + forward. + </p> + <p> + He was depressed on account of his lack of knowledge. Those children + knew so much more than he did; and this made him sad. + </p> + <p> + They had spoken of someone who was startled to find footprints. Who + was it? The child had never heard of Defoe’s hermit. He asked + Stoffel. + </p> + <p> + “Footprints? Footprints? Well, you must tell me what footprints + you mean—whose footprints. You must give names when you ask + questions.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s right,” said the mother, “when you + want to know anything you must mention names. And Mevrouw made the + salad herself? Well, that’s strange. The girl must have been out + somewhere.” + </p> + <p> + As to other “strange” things, which were not likely to + meet the approbation of his family, Walter was silent. Not a word + about that Saturnalia, or the omission of grace at a “warm meal”! + Nor did he mention the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb171" + href="#pb171">171</a>]</span>liberties that were allowed the children, + or the freedom with which they joined in the conversation. Perhaps it + was a superfluous precaution. That bearskin would have been excused + for many shortcomings. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse asked repeatedly if he had been “respectable.” + Walter said he had, but without knowing exactly what she meant. That + affair with the spoon—had it been respectable? He didn’t + care to have this question decided—at least by his mother. But + it was nice of Sietske; and wouldn’t he have done the same? + </p> + <p> + He learned that the day was approaching when he must return to school. + More than ever he felt that this source of knowledge was insufficient + for him; but opposition was not to be thought of. He was dissatisfied + with himself, with everything. + </p> + <p> + “I shall never amount to anything,” he sighed. + </p> + <p> + His Lady Macbeth seemed uglier to him than ever. He tore her up. And + Ophelia? + </p> + <p> + Goodness! He hadn’t thought of Femke the whole day. Was it + because she was only a wash-girl, while the doctor’s children + were so aristocratic? Walter censured himself. + </p> + <p> + He took advantage of the first opportunity to pay his debt in that + quarter. For he felt that it was a debt; and this consciousness gave + him courage. Picture in hand, he passed the familiar fence this time + and knocked boldly on the door. His heart was thumping terribly; but + he must do it! In a moment he stood before Femke. The lady of his + heart was quietly darning stockings. It is hard on the writer; but + this little detail was a matter of indifference to Walter. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb172" href="#pb172">172</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh!” she cried, extending her hand. “Mother, this + is the young gentleman we saw that time—the little boy who was + so sick. And how are you now? You look pale.” + </p> + <p> + “Take a seat, little boy,” said the mother. “Yes, + you do look pale. Worms, of course.” + </p> + <p> + “No, no, mother. The child has had nervous fever.” + </p> + <p> + “All right—fever, then; but it could be from worms. Give + him a cup, Femke. It won’t hurt you to drink coffee; but if it + were worms——” + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Claus’s worms were more in Walter’s way than the + stockings. + </p> + <p> + “Where does your mother have her washing done?” she asked. + “Not that I want to pump you—not at all. But if she isn’t + satisfied with her wash-woman—it sometimes happens, you + understand. Everybody must look out for himself; and I just thought I’d + mention it. Whenever there are any ink-spots Femke takes them out with + oxalic acid; and it never makes any holes—yes, it did happen + once, and we had to pay for a pair of cuffs. You can ask Femke.” + </p> + <p> + The fact was, he wanted to ask Femke something else; and she knew it. + The story of Aztalpa had left its marks on her mind. But she was + hampered very much like Walter was at home. She couldn’t say, + “Mother, speak a bit more Peruvian!” So she simply asked + what the roll was that he had in his hand. + </p> + <p> + Walter was confused, but he managed to stammer that it was a present + for her. Femke said she would always take good care of the picture. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother, “and you must iron out <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb173" href="#pb173">173</a>]</span>those + creases. We iron, too, little boy, and we deliver the clothes ready to + put on. Nobody can complain. You can tell your mother. And your collar—it + isn’t ironed nicely—and such bluing! Ask Femke. Femke, isn’t + the blue in stripes?” + </p> + <p> + His collar not ironed nicely? and blued in stripes? And the infallible + Pietro had laundered it! Even here, were there differences in method + and conception? And in this respect, too, was the Pieterse tradition + not the only one that brought happiness? + </p> + <p> + Femke was on nettles. She studied Ophelia, wondering who she was, and + tried to turn the conversation. At last something occurred to her. It + was necessary for her to run some errand or other, and “the + young gentleman” could “accompany” her a part of the + way. + </p> + <p> + “As far as I’m concerned,” said the mother. + </p> + <p> + The young couple retired, taking one of those ways which in the + neighborhood of Amsterdam are simply called “the ways.” + That is all they are. Whoever walks there for pleasure must take a + good stock of impressions with him, in order to escape tedium. + </p> + <p> + But Walter and Femke were not lacking in this respect. Walter had so + much to tell Femke that he could scarcely hope to get through; and + she, too, had thought of him more than she was willing to admit, and + more than he had any idea of. She began by saying that she hadn’t + told her mother of her unfriendly reception by Walter’s mother + and sisters, because she didn’t want her mother—— + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Femke—and you thought I would come?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” said Femke, hesitating, but still with a <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb174" href="#pb174">174</a>]</span>readiness + that delighted Walter. “Yes, of course I expected to see you + again. And I had a mass said for your recovery.” + </p> + <p> + “Really?” said Walter, who hardly knew what it meant. + “You did that for me?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and I prayed, too. I should have been sad if you had died. + For I believe you are a good boy.” + </p> + <p> + “I ought to have come sooner; and I wanted to, but—Femke, + I was afraid.” + </p> + <p> + He related to her how he had been near her on Sunday. The girl + attributed his timidity to his diffidence toward her mother. + </p> + <p> + “My mother is a good woman. She wouldn’t hurt anybody, but—you + understand. She doesn’t mix with people much. I understand the + world better, because, you see, I was a nurse for three weeks. I was + only substituting; I was too young to be a real nurse. It was at a + relation’s of ours, where the girl was sick. You know we really + come of a good family. But that makes no difference. Tell me, are you + well and strong again?” + </p> + <p> + Walter told her now all about his sickness, and soon he came + involuntarily to the thing that gave him most trouble, his defective + knowledge. + </p> + <p> + “All the children know French; but at our school it isn’t + taught. It’s impossible to be a great man without knowing + French.” + </p> + <p> + Walter had difficulty in explaining to her that he meant something + other than the possession of three houses, though that might not be + bad. + </p> + <p> + “I should like—you understand? I should like—yes—I + should like—how shall I explain?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb175" href="#pb175">175</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The sovereignty of Africa was on the end of his tongue; but he didn’t + have the courage to put his dreams into words. + </p> + <p> + “You know, Femke, that we live here in Europe. Now, down there + in the south, far away—I will draw it for you. We can sit down + here and I will show you exactly what I mean.” + </p> + <p> + He selected some small sticks suitable for making outlines on the + ground, then he and Femke sat down on a low pile of boards. He + proceeded to scratch up the sand for some distance around. + </p> + <p> + “That is Europe. The earth is round; that is, it consists of two + halves, like a doughnut. You see, it looks like a pair of spectacles. + With that half we are not concerned. That’s America. You can put + your feet on it if you want to. Here is where we live; there is + England; and here is Africa. The people there are uncivilized. They + can’t read, and they don’t wear many clothes. But when a + traveler comes along they are very nice to him—the book says so. + I’m going down there and teach all the people to read and give + them clothes and see to it that there is no injustice done in the + whole land. And then we will——” + </p> + <p> + “I, too?” asked Femke in amazement. + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly! I wanted to ask you if you were willing to go + with me. We will be man and wife, you understand; so when I get to be + king you will be——” + </p> + <p> + “I? Queen?” + </p> + <p> + She laughed. Involuntarily she rose and trampled to pieces all the + kingdoms that Walter had just laid at her feet. + </p> + <p> + “But—won’t you be my wife?” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb176" href="#pb176">176</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, you boy! How did you get such nonsense into your head? You + are still a child!” + </p> + <p> + “Will you wait then till I’m grown up? Will you let me be + your friend?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly! Only you mustn’t think of that nonsense—not + that you may not go to Africa later. Why not? Many people go on + journeys. Formerly there lived a carpenter near us, and he went to the + Haarlem with his whole family. But—marrying!” + </p> + <p> + She laughed again. It pained Walter. The poor boy’s first + proposal was turning out badly. + </p> + <p> + Suddenly Femke became serious. + </p> + <p> + “I know that you are a good boy; and I think a great deal of + you.” + </p> + <p> + “And I!” cried Walter. “Femke, I have thought of you + all the time—when I was sick—in my fever—I don’t + know what I thought of in my fever, but I think it must have been you. + And I talked to the picture I painted for you as if it were you; and + that picture answered like you and looked like you. I was Kusco and + Telasco, and you were Aztalpa, the daughter of the sun. Tell me, + Femke, may I be your friend?” + </p> + <p> + The girl reflected a moment; and in her pure, innocent heart she felt + the desire to do good. Was that seventeen-year-old girl conscious of + the influence that Walter’s childish soul exerted upon her? + Scarcely. But she wanted to give him a less cruel answer. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, certainly you shall be my friend. But—but——” + </p> + <p> + She was hunting for some excuse that would not hurt him, and still let + him see the difference in their ages. He had grown during his illness, + to be sure, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb177" href="#pb177">177</a>]</span>but + still—she could have carried him on her arm. And he had dreamed + of rescuing her from a fire! + </p> + <p> + “My friend, yes. But then you must do everything that I require.” + </p> + <p> + “Everything, everything! Tell me quick what I can do for you.” + </p> + <p> + It was painful for the girl. She didn’t know what she should + require; but she was under the necessity of naming something. She had + always heard that it was good for children to study hard. What if she + should spur him on to do that? + </p> + <p> + “Listen, Walter. Just for fun I told my mother that you were the + best in school.” + </p> + <p> + “I?” cried Walter abashed. + </p> + <p> + “Study hard and be the first in school inside the next three + months,” said Femke to the conqueror of continents, unaware of + the sarcasm that lay in her words. “Otherwise, you see, my + mother might think I had made fun of you; and I don’t want that + to happen. If you will only do that——” + </p> + <p> + “I will do it, Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “Then you must go home and begin at once.” + </p> + <p> + Thus she sent him away. As she told him “Good-bye” she + noticed all at once that he was too large for her to kiss. A few hours + later, when Father Jansen was calling on her mother and incidentally + saw Walter’s painting, Walter suddenly became a child again. The + priest had said that in Dutch Ophelia meant Flora, who was the + patron-saint of roses and forget-me-nots. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, that picture is from a little boy, a very small boy. He’s + about ten years old—or nine. He’s certainly not older than + nine!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb178" href="#pb178">178</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Girl, you are foolish!” cried the mother. “The boy + is fifteen.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that may be—but I just meant that he’s still + only a child.” + </p> + <p> + She stuck Ophelia away in some hidden nook, and Mrs. Claus and Father + Jansen never saw that new edition of the old flower-goddess again. + </p> + <p> + “Femke, I will do it!” Walter had said. + </p> + <p> + There was really reason to believe that he would learn faster now; but + Pennewip’s instruction would wear Femke’s colors. Walter + knew very well that in requiring this service she had had his own + welfare in view; but this showed her interest in him, and was not so + bad. How would it have looked, he thought, if, after all that had gone + before, he had answered: “Everything except that!” + </p> + <p> + Of course he would have greatly preferred to serve his lady on some + journey full of adventure. But one cannot select for one’s self + heroic deeds. In these days Hercules and St. George would have to put + up with <span class="corr" id="xd0e3980" title="Source: minature"> + miniature</span> dragons. + </p> + <p> + At all events, Walter took hold of his work in earnest. He studied his + “Ippel,” his “Strabbe,” his “National + History” and even the “Gender of Nouns,” and + everything else necessary to the education of a good Netherlander. + Poetry was included; and Walter’s accomplishments along this + line were such that other “Herculeses” might have envied + him. + </p> + <p> + He had never read the stories of tournaments. No enchantress gave him + a charmed coat of mail; no Minerva put the head of Medusa on his + shield—no, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb179" href="#pb179">179</a>]</span>nothing + of all that. But—Keesje, the butcher’s boy, might look + sharp for his laurels! + </p> + <p> + In justice to Walter it must be said that he gave his opponent fair + warning, in true knightly style. + </p> + <p> + At the end of three months Walter was actually the first in his + classes. Pennewip was compelled to take notice of it. + </p> + <p> + “It is strange,” he remarked. “I might say that it + is remarkable. Yes, in a way, it is unprecedented—without a + parallel!” + </p> + <p> + At home the result was that a great council was held regarding Walter’s + future. He didn’t want to become a compositor; and to be a + sailor—that would have suited him, but his mother was opposed to + it. Stoffel, too, objected on the ground that usually only young + people who are worthless on land are sent to sea. + </p> + <p> + Thus Walter’s plans for conquest were slipping away from him. He + was not attracted by the brilliant careers that were proposed: They + left Africa out of account. He didn’t want to be a + school-teacher, or a shoemaker, or a clerk, or a counter-jumper. + </p> + <p> + However, after all authorities had been heard, Stoffel came to the + conclusion that Walter was peculiarly well fitted for “business.” + Juffrouw Pieterse agreed with him thoroughly. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb180" href="#pb180">180</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch22" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXII + </h2> + <p> + “A responsible business firm wants a young man (Dt. Ref.) of + good family. He must be moral, well-behaved and not under fifteen + years old. Prospect of salary if diligent and reliable. Good treatment + guaranteed. Address written applications in own handwriting to ‘Business,’ + care E. Maaskamp’s book and art store, Nieuwendyk, Amsterdam.” + </p> + <p> + The writer cannot recall what sort of art publications E. Maaskamp was + dealing in just at that time, and will not make any guesses, for fear + of getting the reader into chronological difficulties. If it should + become necessary in writing Walter’s history, the writer would + have no compunctions of conscience in putting the republic after + Louis, or William I. before the republic. + </p> + <p> + And as for that “Dt. Ref.”—Dutch Reform—in the + advertisement—that gives the writer no trouble. He knows very + well that “Dt. Ref.” as a necessary qualification for + servants, apprentices, etc., was introduced after E. Maaskamp’s + pictures had been forgotten. Nevertheless, it must be insisted upon + that the aforesaid abbreviation was in the advertisement which was now + occupying the undivided attention of the Pieterses. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb181" href="#pb181">181</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “There couldn’t be anything more fortunate,” said + the mother. “What do you think, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, it couldn’t be better.” + </p> + <p> + “What pleases me especially is the ‘well-behaved.’” + </p> + <p> + “Moral and well-behaved, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, moral and well-behaved—do you hear, Walter? Just as + I have always said. And ‘prospect of salary.’ What do you + think of that, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother; but—he must be ‘diligent and reliable.’” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Walter, you must be diligent and reliable. Haven’t I + always told you that? And they require ‘Dt. Ref.’; but you + are that, thank God.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, he’s that all right.” + </p> + <p> + “Stoffel, don’t you think you’d better write the + letter?” + </p> + <p> + “But it says ‘in own handwriting.’” + </p> + <p> + “That’s so! But if you write the letter in your own + handwriting—that will be better than for such a child to write + it.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel had some difficulty in making it plain to his mother that + “own handwriting” meant Walter’s own handwriting; + but she finally saw the point, and Walter was given a seat at the + table. + </p> + <p> + “Well? What must I write at the top?” + </p> + <p> + “Now, have you forgotten that again? Such a simple thing? Have + you got down the date? Then write ‘Gentlemen,’ in business + style. It says, ‘responsible business firm.’” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother, “and add that your father + had a business, too. We sold shoes from Paris. Otherwise they will + think we’re only shoemakers.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb182" href="#pb182">182</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And write that you are the first in school.” + </p> + <p> + “And that you belong to the Dutch Reform Church.” + </p> + <p> + “And that you are moral and well-behaved.” + </p> + <p> + “And that you are diligent and reliable. Don’t you see, + you may get a salary then right away.” + </p> + <p> + At last the letter was ready. It only remained to stamp it and post + it. But why couldn’t the young applicant deliver the letter in + person and save the postage? Stoffel thought there would be no + impropriety in such a course. Even a responsible business firm ought + to overlook such a detail. + </p> + <p> + With a heavy heart Walter started out on his important errand. He was + entering the real world, and was about to become a worshiper of the + great god of “business.” He was depressed by his lack of + confidence, and felt that it was unbecoming in himself to make + application to a “responsible business firm.” + </p> + <p> + If he met a man that looked well-to-do, he would ask himself if the + gentleman was a “business man,” and belonged to a “responsible + business firm.” This last high-sounding expression embodied + mysteries which he did not attempt to understand. He would learn it + all later. + </p> + <p> + Walter stammered an excuse to the young fellow in the shop for not + having sent his letter by post. The fellow didn’t understand + him, but threw the letter carelessly into a box containing a few dozen + others that were awaiting the favorable consideration of Messrs. + Motto, Business & Co. + </p> + <p> + The fellow was busy with some Turkish battles in glaring colors, and + declined to enter into any conversation <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb183" href="#pb183">183</a>]</span>with our hero. Walter’s + mouth watered for a bright picture of Grecian chivalry. But what good + did it do? He had no money; and, besides, he was out for business, not + for heroic deeds. + </p> + <p> + “Later!” he thought. + </p> + <p> + Arrived at home he received the usual scolding. His mother maintained + that he had certainly not entered the shop in a “respectable” + manner; otherwise the young gentleman would have given him a + friendlier reception. She was afraid that those excellent gentlemen, + Motto, Business & Co., would take this into consideration to his + detriment. + </p> + <p> + “And you say there were already a whole lot of letters there? + You see, Stoffel—if he only isn’t too late! That’s + the way—those people would break their necks or be first. And + who knows but what some of them are Roman Catholics? I wonder if they + all think they’re moral and well-behaved. You can just see what + kind of people there are in the world!” + </p> + <p> + Walter had to go back to Maaskamp’s and get the address of the + firm in question. The idea was for him to call on the firm in person + and thus get ahead of everybody else. Juffrouw Pieterse wanted to bet + her ears that not a one of the other applicants could boast of a + father who had sold Parisian shoes. + </p> + <p> + “Tell them that! Your father never took a stitch in his life. He + didn’t even know how to. It’s only to prove that we had a + business, too. He never had an awl in his hand—isn’t it + so, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + Those eminently respectable gentlemen, Motto, Business & Co., + lived—I don’t know where they lived; but they had founded + on the Zeedyk a cigar store and <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb184" + href="#pb184">184</a>]</span>a circulating library. It was probably + not far from the place where six or eight centuries earlier a few + fishermen had founded the greatest commercial city of Europe. + </p> + <p> + Walter found one of those worthy gentlemen behind the counter. He was + in his shirt-sleeves, and was engaged in weighing out some snuff for + an old woman. “Business” was evidently being carried on. + </p> + <p> + As Walter had formed no conception of “responsible business + firm,” he was far from thinking that the gentlemen had claimed + too much for themselves. With his peculiar timidity he even reproached + himself for not having understood the conception “business” + before. + </p> + <p> + Now he understood it. Business meant to stand behind a counter, in + shirt-sleeves, and weigh snuff. And, too, on the Zeedyk. + </p> + <p> + The cigar store occupied only half the width of the house, and was + connected with the circulating library by a side door. Motto, Business + & Co. were simultaneously cultivating two industries: those who + didn’t care for snuff or tobacco could get something to read, + and vice versa. + </p> + <p> + Over the shelves, on the tobacco side, were posted signs bearing the + assurance that something was “manufactured” here. + Differing entirely from the Pieterses, these gentlemen seemed to think + that to make a thing meant more than merely to sell it. We leave the + question undecided. + </p> + <p> + Was it true that this business firm manufactured anything? The only + thing they manufactured was the paper bags that were to be pasted + together by the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb185" href="#pb185">185</a>]</span>moral, + well-behaved, diligent and reliable young man who was a member of the + Dutch Reform Church. + </p> + <p> + The amount of business done was small, the profits barely paying the + rent. The wicked world on the Zeedyk even said that the two blue + porcelain vases bearing in old-fashioned letters the inscriptions + “Rappee” and “Zinking,” had been borrowed from + a second-hand dealer in the neighborhood, and that the good man came + by every day to look after his property. + </p> + <p> + The shop was small, and was closed off in the rear by a green curtain, + which was calculated to make customers think there was something more + beyond. To be exact, there <i>was</i> something beyond that curtain. + There hung a dilapidated mirror, consoling with a lonely chair, which + was now ornamented by the coat of the worthy senior partner; and + leaning against the wall was a half-round table, on which a + pomatum-pot was making fun of a comb because for years it had been + expecting to grow new teeth. Business was not so exacting but that Mr. + Motto could devote a little spare time to the improvement of his + personal beauty. He had succeeded in developing two beautiful bunches + of hair on the sides of his face. They cost him much pains and grease; + but they were the delight of all the ladies who entered the shop. + </p> + <p> + “And so you want to go into business, do you?” asked Mr. + Motto, after he had given the old woman a “pinch” from the + jar. “What all have you studied? Reading, writing, arithmetic, + French? Eh? And what are your parents.” + </p> + <p> + “They dealt in shoes—from Paris, M’neer. But I <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb186" href="#pb186">186</a>]</span>don’t + know French. Arithmetic—yes. Went through Strabbe.” + </p> + <p> + “And you know arithmetic, do you? How much then is a Pietje and + a half?” + </p> + <p> + Walter stammered that he didn’t know. Does the reader know? + </p> + <p> + “But you must know that if you expect to calculate. And you don’t + know what a Pietje is? Do you know the difference between a sesthalf + and a shilling? And between a dollar and a twenty-eight piece? Look——” + </p> + <p> + Mr. Motto pulled out the cash-drawer and seemed to be hunting for a + dollar; but for some reason or other he decided to make out with a + sesthalf. This he laid on the counter and asked Walter to imagine a + shilling lying beside it. He then proceeded to test Walter’s + knowledge of business by asking him to point out the differences + between the two coins. Mr. Motto claimed that in business one must + know these details thoroughly. + </p> + <p> + And Mr. Motto was right about it. At that time there were more + different kinds of money in the Netherlands than there are in Germany + now. To be able to distinguish the various coins readily and make + change accurately a regular course of study was necessary. Just as a + law was about to be passed to confer the title, “Doctor of + Numismatics,” on examination, the secretary of the treasury + discovered that all this trouble could be spared by simplifying the + money. He became very unpopular after this. + </p> + <p> + In Walter’s time, though, such a reform had not been thought of. + The florin had twenty stivers; the regular Holland dollar had fifty + stivers, the Zeeland <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb187" href="#pb187">187</a>]</span>dollar + had forty-two. The dollar was worth a florin and a half, and the gold + florin was called a “twenty-eight,” because it contained + twenty-eight stivers. The coins were well-worn and seldom exhibited + any traces of inscriptions, milling, etc. Matters were further + complicated by three-florin pieces and ducats of sixty-three stivers, + not to mention any other coins. + </p> + <p> + For Walter the money question was a serious one. + </p> + <p> + “And you don’t know French, either?” in a tone that + was scarcely encouraging. + </p> + <p> + “No——” mournfully. + </p> + <p> + “And would your parents put up cash security for you?” + </p> + <p> + Walter didn’t understand the question. + </p> + <p> + “Caution. Don’t you understand? Security! There’s + lots of money handled, and I must know who I’m turning the shop + over to. And—do you know Danish?” + </p> + <p> + Mr. Motto did not always speak grammatically. + </p> + <p> + “No—M’neer.” + </p> + <p> + “What! Nor Danish, either? But Danish sailors come in here to + buy tobacco, and then you need to speak Danish. In a business like + this here you must know all languages. That’s the main thing—otherwise + your cake’s dough! I’ve even had Greeks to come in here.” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s heart gave a jump. What heroic deeds might they not do + on such occasions! + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Greeks; but they were drunk and wanted a smoke for + nothing. We don’t do it that way. The main thing is to look out + for the little things. Otherwise your cake’s dough, you + understand. Yes, in <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb188" href="#pb188">188</a>]</span>business + you must know all languages, otherwise you can’t talk to the + customers. That’s the main thing. But that will be all right if + your parents can deposit a caution. Sometimes there are at least ten + florins in the cash-drawer, you know; and in business a man must have + security. That’s the main thing. Otherwise your cake’s + dough; you can see that for yourself.” + </p> + <p> + “My father is dead,” said Walter, as if that fact rendered + the cash security unnecessary. He didn’t know anything else to + say. + </p> + <p> + “That so? Dead! Yes, it often happens. Dead? All right! But + haven’t you a mother who can pay for you?” + </p> + <p> + “I—will—ask—her,” Walter stammered. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. Ask her right away; for you know in business things + are done in a hurry. Said, done! That’s the main thing. + Otherwise your cake’s dough. Here is another shop, and you will + have work to do in there, too—if your mother can put up the + money. That’s the main thing.” + </p> + <p> + Mr. Motto conducted Walter into the circulating library. On three + sides of the room were bookcases reaching to the rather low ceiling. + For the rest, the place was provided with a ladder to be used in + gathering such fruits of literature as hung out of reach. And then + there was a big, thick book, in which the diligent and reliable young + man of Protestant faith was to enroll the names of the people who paid + a dubbeltje a week for a book. It’s cheaper now. + </p> + <p> + “You see,” said Mr. Motto, “that is the book, so to + say the great book. You understand bookkeeping, don’t you?” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb189" href="#pb189">189</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Unfortunately Walter had to admit that he had not yet studied that + branch. + </p> + <p> + “Nor bookkeeping, either? Boy! that’s the main thing in + business. If a man can’t do that his cake’s dough. It’s + very simple. You write down who takes out a book, with the day and + date and street and number. And when they bring the book back you + drawn a line through it; and you’ve got a pretty kettle of fish + if you don’t do it. When you don’t know the people you + must——” + </p> + <p> + “Ask for a deposit!” cried Walter quickly, rejoiced that + he knew something. It’s doubtful if he knew what he was to draw + the line through. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, a deposit. A florin a week for a volume. Then, you + understand, when a volume’s gone, the cake’s dough with + that volume. Later I will explain to you everything about the cigars + and tobacco; but first I must know whether your mother—ask her + right away! And now I’ve explained everything to you at least + half a dozen times. For there’s no lack of boys that want to go + into business; but when it comes to Moses and the Prophets—then + they set the bow-sails. And that’s the main thing. Otherwise you + look a little delicate, but I must know first if your mother can + deposit a caution. <i>Adieu!</i>” + </p> + <p> + Walter went home in a peculiar frame of mind. At first the family did + not think favorably of that “cash security.” Stoffel, + however, had often heard of such things, and negotiations were opened + with the said firm. It was finally agreed that a deposit of one + hundred florins should be made, for which the firm agreed to pay 3½% + interest. <span class="corr" id="xd0e4168" title="Source: Juffrow"> + Juffrouw</span> Pieterse was <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb190" + href="#pb190">190</a>]</span>not quite satisfied with this, as she was + accustomed to getting 4%; but “one must do something for one’s + children.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel, who represented the Pieterses in these negotiations, was + surprised that he never got to see more than the first half of the + firm—or, better, the first third. He even took the liberty of + remarking on the peculiar circumstance, when he learned that the + “Co.” was merely ornamental, while “Business” + existed only in Mr. Motto’s imagination. In fact that handsome + and worthy gentleman alone constituted the “responsible business + firm,” and like an Atlas carried on his broad shoulders all the + responsibilities incident to such a complicated and extensive + undertaking. It was quite natural that he should desire to put a part + of the burden on the back of some diligent, reliable Protestant boy, + who could furnish cash security. For that was “the main thing.” + </p> + <p> + On the library side Walter developed a diligence against which only + one thing could be urged: it was prejudicial to the tobacco industry + adjoining. If he had smoked as much as he read, he would have made + himself sick; and even his reading wasn’t the best thing in the + world for his health. + </p> + <p> + He devoured everything indiscriminately—whether ripe or green. + Most of that literary fruit was green. In a short time he was able to + foretell the fate of the hero with a certainty that would have piqued + the author. The cleverest literary craftsman couldn’t let the + poor orphan boy be as poor as a church mouse for ten pages, but that + Walter would see the flashing of the stars and knightly crucifixes + with which he was <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb191" href="#pb191">191</a>]</span>to + be decked out on the last page. One might think this would cause him + to lose interest in the book; but, no! He was constant to the end—to + the official triumph. For him it would have been a sin to call to the + Saxons and Normans a second too soon: “See if Ivanhoe isn’t + going to smash that big-mouthed Sir Brian de Bois-Guilbert!” And + all the time he felt as if he were—Ivanhoe? No, as if he were + the deity, who must give the hero strength to overcome that infamous + scoundrel, Brian de Bois-Guilbert. + </p> + <p> + Then all at once the door-bell would ring, and the magnanimous Walter + would have to occupy himself with things less chivalrous. + </p> + <p> + The only thing he could do in such moments was to weigh accurately, + and not give anybody a cigar from the “tens” instead of + from the “eights.” Such conscienciousness, however, was + futile, for in the cigar-boxes were cigars that ought to have been + called “twenties.” Mr. Motto said that the customers were + usually drunk, and that it was all right to give them cabbage leaves + to smoke. “You must size up your customer. That’s the main + thing.” + </p> + <p> + This was something Walter never could learn. With him, ten was ten, + eight eight—no matter who the customer was. To take an unfair + advantage, or tell a lie never occurred to him. From fear or + embarrassment he might possibly tell an untruth; but if he had been + asked a second time—— + </p> + <p> + As strange as it may seem, this aversion to lying and deception was + nourished by the books he read. The brave knight fought till he was + victorious, or dead. Only the fatally wounded surrendered. All <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb192" href="#pb192">192</a>]</span>this had + Walter’s hearty endorsement: He would not have acted + differently. The beautiful heroine was loved by everybody; and the + rejected suitors died of despair, or joined some desperate band. All + quite proper. The good remained steadfast, in spite of the Devil and + all his machinations—yes, in spite of tedium. Once selected by + the author to be a high-toned, moral hero—then spotless + garments! Walter wondered if such a one could have a pain in the + stomach, or suffer other inconvenience. Certainly not in books! + </p> + <p> + He did not know that such perfection was humbug. He was satisfied when + the characters in such novels did what was required of them by the + author. The villains were always betraying somebody; the heroes killed + everything that got in their way; and the beautiful virgins charmed + everybody. Even God, the God of romance, did his duty much better than—but + that’s another detail. + </p> + <p> + Yesterday on the Zeedyk a big boy had beaten a little fellow. That + ought to happen in a book. How all the knights would have come + running! Walter, too, was going to—but how could he help it if + his employer called him back? “What in the devil have you got to + do with that? Your work is here in the store. You attend to your own + business now, and don’t mix yourself in other people’s + brawls. That’s the main thing!” + </p> + <p> + As a rule of conduct, this was not just what Walter was used to in his + novels. + </p> + <p> + Despite such interruptions he continued his reading. He was almost + ready to begin on the last section of <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb193" href="#pb193">193</a>]</span>books, when he came to the + store one morning and found everything locked up and under seal. + </p> + <p> + The worthy Mr. Motto, it seems, had gone to America, as a sailor; and + doubtless that was the “main thing.” The unfortunate owner + of the two snuff-vases had a big law suit over them. The point was + whether they were a part of the assets, or not. + </p> + <p> + On the Zeedyk at Amsterdam such processes must be tried according to + Roman law; but as the Romans did not use snuff there is nothing said + about “Rappee” in the Roman laws. The writer doesn’t + know how the matter finally turned out. It is to be hoped that + everybody got what was coming to him. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Pieterse, however, did not recover her hundred florins; and, + as usual, she groaned: “There’s always trouble with this + boy.” + </p> + <p> + Walter couldn’t help her. He had his own troubles: he had been + cruelly interrupted in his reading. Of course the mysterious parentage + of the young robber was perfectly clear to him; but still one likes to + see whether one has guessed correctly, or not. <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb194" href="#pb194">194</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch23" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXIII + </h2> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e4214" title="Not in source"> “</span>Do + you think stivers grow on my back?” asked the mother the next + day. “You still don’t earn a doit! Do you have to buy + tobacco for old soldiers?” + </p> + <p> + Walter had nothing to say. Recently his mother had given him a + shilling to give to Holsma’s maid. Walter neglected to do this, + and spent one stiver of the money on snuff for an old soldier. + </p> + <p> + The mother continued her tirade, making use of the word “prodigue,” + prodigal. + </p> + <p> + “No, mother,” said Stoffel, “that isn’t it. He’s + behind in everything. He doesn’t know yet how to handle money, + that’s it!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes. He doesn’t know how to handle money! All the other + children at his age—when they have a stiver they either save it + or buy themselves something. And he—what does he do? He goes and + gives it away! Boy, boy, will you never learn any sense?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was cut to the quick by the accusation of wastefulness and + prodigality. In his eyes a prodigal was somebody, a man! “Prodigue, + prodigue,” he murmured. He knew the word. + </p> + <p> + In one of the bedrooms hung a series of crude, highly colored pictures + illustrating the story of the prodigal son. The pictures were French; + and a study <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb195" href="#pb195">195</a>]</span>of + the titles convinced the family that “prodigue” could mean + nothing but prodigal in the worst sense, <i>i. e.</i>, “lost.” + Stoffel had maintained this proposition against one of his colleagues, + till that one drew a lexicon on him. + </p> + <p> + After much argument it was decided to compromise on the “mistake” + in the French Bible by allowing “prodigue” to have + sometimes the meaning of “extravagant.” Those pictures had + afforded Walter much food for thought. + </p> + <p> + <i>First picture:</i> The “lost” or prodigal son tells his + father good-bye. The old gentleman wears a purple coat. Very pretty—but + the prodigal himself! A mantle floated about his shoulders—it + seemed to be windy in the colonnade. It was princely; and his turkish + trousers were of pure gold. At his side was a bent sabre, and on his + head a turban, with a stone in it—certainly onyx, or sardonox, + or a pearl, or a precious stone—or whatever it might be! + </p> + <p> + The old gentleman seemed to be out of humor; but no wonder—all + those loaded camels, and the slaves, and all the accessories for that + long, long journey! A negro, as black as pitch, was holding a horse by + the rein. Another negro was holding the stirrup, and seemed to say: + “Off to the Devil; prodigal, get on!” + </p> + <p> + What boy wouldn’t have been a prodigal son? The bent sabre alone + was worth the sin. + </p> + <p> + <i>Second picture:</i> Hm—hm. Wicked, wicked! Why, certainly; + but not for Walter, who in his innocence attached no importance to the + extravagant dresses of the “Juffrouwen.” It was sufficient + that all were eating and drinking bountifully, and that they <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb196" href="#pb196">196</a>]</span>were in + good <span class="corr" id="xd0e4250" title="Source: spirts"> spirits</span> + and enjoying themselves. How prettily one of the girls, in glossy + silk, was leaning over the shoulder of the “lost” one! How + much nicer to be lost than found!—anyway, that was the + impression the feast made on Walter. The true purpose of the picture—to + deter people from a life of dissoluteness—escaped Walter + entirely. Perhaps he knew what it meant; but in his heart he felt that + it meant something else. What attracted him most was not the food and + drink, under which the table “groaned,” nor the sinful + sensuality painted on the faces of the ladies. It was the freedom and + unconventionality of the company that charmed him. In order to + emphasize the idea of prodigality, the painter had allowed some big + dogs to upset an open cask of wine. + </p> + <p> + The wine was streaming, and straying away as if it were the lost + sinner. This pleased Walter immensely. None of the guests seemed to + notice such a small trifle, not even the waiters. This ought to have + happened just once in the Pieterse home—and even if it were only + a stein of beer! + </p> + <p> + The artist says to himself, Do you suppose I didn’t foresee the + seductive influence of such a picture? The next one makes it all + right! + </p> + <p> + Well, maybe so. + </p> + <p> + <i>Third picture:</i> Magnificent. How romantic this wilderness! Oh, + to sit there on that boulder and stare into the immeasurable depths of + the universe—alone! + </p> + <p> + To think, think, think! + </p> + <p> + No schoolmaster, no mother, brother, or anyone to <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb197" href="#pb197">197</a>]</span>say what he must do with his + heart, with his time, with his elbows, or with his breeches! That’s + the way Walter saw it. The young man there didn’t even have on + breeches; and he looked as if he wouldn’t have been ashamed to + stretch himself out on his back, with his arms over his head, and + watch with wide-open eyes the passing of the moon and stars. Walter + asked himself what he would think of when he had founded such an + empire of solitude. + </p> + <p> + Hm! Femke could sit on the boulder with him. Prodigal son—oh, + sin divine with her! He was surprised that in the whole Bible there + was only one prodigal son. Of all sins this seemed to him the most + seductive. + </p> + <p> + And the desert was so—endurable. There were trees in it, which + one could climb, when one really got lost, or use to build a nice + little cabin—for Femke, of course. + </p> + <p> + The prodigal in the picture didn’t seem to have thought of all + that. Why wasn’t the Juffrouw in green silk with him? She will + come soon, Walter said to himself. Perhaps she’s not quite + through with her prodigality. If she would only hurry up and come! He + longs for her. But that is the only annoyance that a genuine prodigal + takes with him from the profane world into that capital wilderness. + </p> + <p> + It must be remarked in passing, however, that the hogs with which that + picture was equipped looked ugly. The pious artist had made them + shield-bearers of sin, and had supplied their physiognomies with all + kinds of horrible features. And, too, the trough looked dirty. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb198" href="#pb198">198</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + If it happens to me, said Walter, I’ll take sheep with me; and + Femke can card the wool. + </p> + <p> + The artist ought to admit that even this third picture is inadequate + to inspire a proper disgust for prodigality. + </p> + <p> + And the fourth one? No better. + </p> + <p> + The old gentleman is excessively friendly. We are again in the + colonnade, where the camels have just waited so patiently. One of the + slaves clasps his hands and looks toward heaven—because he’s + glad, of course, that little Walter has come back. + </p> + <p> + He? The real Walter? Returned home, and friendly received in his high + rank of a “has-been” and “recovered” prodigal? + Oh, no! + </p> + <p> + And that fatted calf! In direct opposition to the custom that was + familiar to Walter! It worried the boy. Juffrouw Pieterse never + slaughtered anything. She ran a weekly account with Keesje’s + father; and even a roast was a rarity. + </p> + <p> + There was no prospect of a fatted calf, whether he became a prodigal + or not. But that didn’t keep the rank of a prodigal from being + higher than that of a stupid boy who didn’t know how to handle + money. + </p> + <p> + He was encouraged to think that he was indebted to his friendly enemy, + Juffrouw Laps, for something. She always cited the Bible, and spoke + continually of feeding swine. Walter wanted to answer: “That’s + very nice, Juffrouw Laps, but can’t it be sheep this time?” + </p> + <p> + He knew very well that she had never had any passion for carding, and + consequently was not interested <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb199" + href="#pb199">199</a>]</span>in that blue muffler, which would be so + becoming to Femke’s favorite sheep. + </p> + <p> + But she assured him that he was a prodigal; and that was enough. + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I’ve always said!” replied + Juffrouw Pieterse. “What does he do but squander his mother’s + money? If that man wants snuff, let him buy it. The king pays him. I + have to work too hard for my money. Don’t I, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother; but it’s only childishness in Walter!” + </p> + <p> + “Childishness! That’s what I call it.” + </p> + <p> + “No it isn’t!” cried the pious Laps. “He’s + on the straight road to the trough of Luke 15. He will eat husks! Do + you think the Master doesn’t carry out his parables? Just send + him to me. The pastors are to blame for it. They don’t explain + the Bible. Send him to me.” + </p> + <p> + “If I only knew how he gets such things into his head!” + </p> + <p> + “You don’t know? It’s arrogance!” + </p> + <p> + She spoke the truth. + </p> + <p> + “Arrogance, Arrogance pure and simple—just as it was in + Belshazzar, or Sennacherib, or Nebuchadnezzar.” + </p> + <p> + How thankful Walter was! If at this moment he had had a letter to + write—preferably to Femke—he would have boasted of being + as wicked as three old kings put together. + </p> + <p> + “Arrogance!” repeated Juffrouw Laps. “Gold on top, + iron in the middle, and feet of clay. The Master will overthrow him. + Send him to me.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb200" + href="#pb200">200</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + This invitation to turn over the royal villain to her for religious + instruction was repeated so often that it was necessary to give her an + answer. + </p> + <p> + “But, dear Juffrouw, the boy don’t want to. He’s + stubborn; and what can one do with such a child?” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew that his mother was not quite truthful; but, after his + former experience with his friendly enemy, he found it desirable to + keep quiet. When pressed, however, for an explanation he said: + </p> + <p> + “The man wanted snuff, and nobody would give him any; so I——” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps knew enough. Walter was as good as her prisoner: she now + knew exactly how to take his fortifications, if they could be taken at + all. + </p> + <p> + “If he doesn’t want to come to me, don’t compel him,” + she said sweetly on leaving. “To force him won’t do any + good. Let him exercise his own pleasure. I’m afraid you pick at + the child too much, anyway. What an awful fuss we’ve made over a + stiver!” + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I say, too,” replied the mother. + “It looks as if we begrudged him the money! We could have spared + another stiver, and we wouldn’t have missed it, would we, + Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother, but it’s time for Walter——” + </p> + <p> + “Goodness, what a hullaballoo to raise about a few pinches of + snuff! The Master will repay it seven times seventy times. Whatever ye + have done to the least of my brothers——” + </p> + <p> + With this consoling passage on her lips she took her leave of the + astonished family. + </p> + <p> + Yes, it wasn’t so easy to see through Juffrouw Laps! <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb201" href="#pb201">201</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch24" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXIV + </h2> + <p> + In his efforts to reconcile the various conflicting authorities + contesting for supremacy in his soul, Walter threw himself into a + severe spell of blues. He was not conscious of the contrast between + the world of his high-flown fancy and the earthy environment of his + home-life. The sympathetic care which he should have received after + his illness had not fallen to his lot. + </p> + <p> + He felt dejected. + </p> + <p> + “Femke!” he thought; and he longed for her fresh healthy + face, for her pure, unselfish glance, for her friendly smile. The + Fancy that had led him away to the stars in search of his misty sister + had got lodged on that girl of the Amsterdam lowlands, Femke—with + her unpoetical length, breadth, thickness, and weight. + </p> + <p> + “I am going to see her,” he cried. “I will! And if + Mrs. Claus asks me about worms a dozen times, it’s all the same + to me; I am going to see her!” + </p> + <p> + Walter reached the house and knocked. “Come in!” someone + called. This was a little sudden, for it took some time to get hold of + the latch. But Walter did it. Perhaps he was thinking of Missolonghi. + </p> + <p> + The Turks that he saw now were not revolting in appearance. They were + unarmed and did not murder a single baby. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb202" href="#pb202">202</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + But—Femke was not in the party. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Claus was at the wash-tub, while Father Jansen was quietly + smoking. + </p> + <p> + “Is that you, young man? Very nice! That’s the young man + who gave Femke the picture, you remember, father?” + </p> + <p> + The father nodded to him kindly and smoked away, without manifesting + any special Godliness. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, I wanted to——” + </p> + <p> + “Very nice of you! Won’t you have a slice of bread and + butter? And how is your mother? Is she better now? She was sick, wasn’t + she? That’s a good boy, father. Femke said so. Is your mother + better again? It was fever, wasn’t it? or apoplexy—or what + was it then?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no! Juffrouw.” + </p> + <p> + “You mustn’t call me Juffrouw. I am only a wash-woman. + Everyone must stay in his own class, mustn’t he, father? Well, + it’s all the better; I thought she had been sick. It must have + been somebody else. One has so much to think of. Do you like cheese?” + </p> + <p> + The good woman prepared a slice of bread and butter, with cheese. If + Trudie could have seen it, she would have fainted. In the “citizen’s + class,” such and such a sub-class, according to Pennewip, is + found a certain scantiness that does not obtain in the common laboring + class. In the matter of eating, laborers, who do not invest their + money in Geneva, are not troubled so much by “good form” + as people who give their children French names. + </p> + <p> + Walter had never seen such a slice of bread. He didn’t know + whether he ought to bite through the <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb203" href="#pb203">203</a>]</span>width, or the thickness. The + bit of cheese gave him his cue. + </p> + <p> + He liked Mrs. Claus much better this time. And Father Jansen, too; + even if he wasn’t like Walter had imagined him to be. + </p> + <p> + He had never conceived a preacher as being anything else but a very + supernatural and spiritual and celestial sort of person. Father Jansen + didn’t seem to be that kind of a man at all. + </p> + <p> + He visited the sheep of his fold, especially the plain people, not to + make a display of beneficence—for he had nothing, but because he + was happiest among simple people. He was fond of bread and butter of + the Mrs. Claus variety. For the rest, he said mass, preached about + sin, catechised, confirmed, absolved, and did whatever needed to be + done. He performed the functions of his office, and did not think it + at all strange that he should have gone into the church, while his + brother in Nordbrabant succeeded to the business of his father, who + was a farrier and inn-keeper. + </p> + <p> + “And what are you going to be?” he asked Walter; “for + everybody in the world must be something. Wouldn’t you like to + be a bookbinder? That’s a good trade.” + </p> + <p> + “I was—I was in business, M’neer; and I’m + going back to business.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s good, my boy. You may get rich. Especially here in + Amsterdam; for Amsterdam is a commercial city.” + </p> + <p> + Walter wanted to add: “The greatest commercial city of Europe.” + But he was abashed by the—worldliness <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb204" href="#pb204">204</a>]</span>of Father Jansen’s talk. + He didn’t find it disagreeable: he was merely surprised at it. + </p> + <p> + “A boy like you ought to eat a lot. You look pale. My brother + can bend a horseshoe. What do you say to that? Have you ever eaten our + Brabant bread? Ham isn’t bad, either. A person that doesn’t + eat enough gets weak. I always eat two slices of bread and butter + whenever I’m here at Mrs. Claus’s; but I’m not + nearly so strong as my brother. You ought to see the Vucht fair. That’s + a great time.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was more than surprised to hear such talk from a preacher: he + was almost pleased. He had never received such charming messages from + heaven. Of course they came from heaven, those friendly words uttered + in Brabant dialect between the puffs of Father Jansen’s pipe. + This man in a priest’s coat chattered away as if there were no + such thing in the world as God, Grace, and Hell—especially the + latter. He was as happy as a child in telling about the strength of + his brother, the horseshoer. It was his business to lead the world to + eternal happiness; and he liked thick slices of bread and butter with + cheese. + </p> + <p> + Walter had never had religious things opened up to him so + delightfully. He felt encouraged to speak: + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, I would like to know who God is!” + </p> + <p> + Father Jansen started, and looked at Walter as if he hadn’t + clearly understood the question. + </p> + <p> + “Yes—that’s very praiseworthy in you. You must——” + </p> + <p> + “But, father,” cried Mrs. Claus, “the child isn’t + in the church! Are you?”—to Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Juffrouw, I have been confirmed.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb205" href="#pb205">205</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “To be sure, to be sure, but——” + </p> + <p> + “On the Noordermarkt!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, you see he’s in the church all right.” + </p> + <p> + The good woman didn’t have the heart—or else she had too + much heart—to tell the father that it wasn’t the right + church. + </p> + <p> + “Whoever wants to get acquainted with God,” said Father + Jansen, “must study diligently.” + </p> + <p> + “To be sure,” said Mrs. Claus, “the articles of + faith. You ought to hear my Femke repeat them. It’s a pleasure, + isn’t it, father? She’s my only child, but—she’s + a girl worth having!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Femke is an excellent girl. I don’t have any trouble + with her.” + </p> + <p> + The father spoke in a business-like manner; and he meant it that way. + The spots on Femke’s soul were easily removed. He praised Femke + as a cook would praise a kitchen-pot. + </p> + <p> + Father Jansen had still more praise for Femke: she had patched his + drawers so nicely. + </p> + <p> + Oh, Fancy! + </p> + <p> + The mention of this fact did not touch Walter’s æsthetic + feelings. With him there were other considerations. Fancy was used to + seeing everything nude—fathers, humanity—so there was no + difficulty here. + </p> + <p> + Walter was sixteen years old, already a little man—why must + Femke patch drawers for this father! + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” said the mother. “Femke is clever at + patching. If you’ve got anything else that needs mending, just + send it over.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was warm. If it had been collars, socks, <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb206" href="#pb206">206</a>]</span>waistcoats, or—well, if + it had to be something questionable—if it had only been + trousers! + </p> + <p> + “Just send it over, and if Femke isn’t here——” + </p> + <p> + “Where is she going to be?” thought Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Then I will attend to it myself. I can do it neatly.” + </p> + <p> + Thank God! Dear, good, magnificent Mrs. Claus! Do it, do it yourself, + and leave Femke where she is. + </p> + <p> + But—where was she? + </p> + <p> + Thus Walter’s thoughts; but what did he say?—the + hypocrite, the budding man. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, indeed, Mrs. Claus, I had almost forgotten to ask where + your daughter Femke is.” + </p> + <p> + “Femke? She’s at my niece’s, where the girl is sick. + You know we’re of good family. Femke is looking after my niece’s + children.” + </p> + <p> + Walter didn’t have the courage to ask where this niece lived, so + he assumed a look of contentment. + </p> + <p> + After much waiting and twisting and turning on his chair, Walter + finally left the house with Father Jansen. He had not yet learned how + to end a visit: some people never learn it. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you want to do me a favor?” said the good + man. “Then walk on my right side. I’m deaf here”—pointing + to his left ear. + </p> + <p> + “I will tell you how it happened. When I was a little boy—are + you a good climber?” + </p> + <p> + “No, M’neer!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I am! In the whole of Vucht there wasn’t a boy who + could climb as well as I could. Do you know what I did once? I climbed + up and slipped a flower-pot from a third-story window. And—my + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb207" href="#pb207">207</a>]</span>priest + wasn’t in a good humor at all! He didn’t want to accept me + till I had returned that flower-pot; and then I had to go and beg the + old woman’s pardon. And she herself went to the priest to + intercede for me. Then he accepted me. But I got twenty ‘confiteors’—oh, + he was severe! + </p> + <p> + “But I was going to tell you why I’m deaf in the left ear. + </p> + <p> + “In one of the seminaries was a student—he’s a + canonicus in the Rhine country, and will get to be a cardinal, perhaps + pope, for—he was very sly! I will tell you, his name was—Rake; + but, you understand, his name was really something else. This Rake was + a mean rascal; but he was never punished, because he was careful. See + if he doesn’t get to be a cardinal, or pope! You ought to hear + him quote from the Vulgate. He could rattle away for three hours and + never made a mistake.” * * * + </p> + <p> + “Are you perfectly crazy, boy, or what is the matter with you? + Walking with a priest! What in the name of the Lord are you thinking + about? Go in the house—quick! Jesu, what troubles I have with + that child!” + </p> + <p> + With these words Juffrouw Pieterse broke off Walter’s + acquaintance with Father Jansen for this time. + </p> + <p> + The way that the father and Walter had taken led them directly by + Walter’s home. Juffrouw Pieterse, who was haggling with a Jew + over the price of a basket of potatoes, narrowly escaped a stroke of + apoplexy when she saw them together. + </p> + <p> + “With a priest!—Stoffel! Come down quick—that boy is + walking with a priest!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb208" + href="#pb208">208</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Tears rose in Walter’s eyes. He had found Father Jansen a good + man, and was grieved that that gentleman should meet with such a + reception. + </p> + <p> + It is to be hoped that those rude words were received by his left ear. + In fact, this seemed to be the case, for when Walter said that he was + at home now and that his mother was calling him, Father Jansen + answered kindly: + </p> + <p> + “So? You live there? Then I will tell you the next time why I am + so deaf in my left ear—entirely deaf, you understand!” + </p> + <p> + Thank God, Walter thought, and wiped away his tears. In his eyes his + mother had committed a sin so grave that about fifty “confiteors” + would be necessary for its expiation. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes. I was going to tell you——” + </p> + <p> + With these words Father Jansen turned around again. He continued: + “The flower-pot of the old lady, Juffrouw Dungelaar, you know—it + wasn’t for the flowers, you understand, nor for the pot, but + only because I could climb so well. Otherwise—one mustn’t + take anything away, even if it is so high up. <i> Adieu</i>, young + man!” + </p> + <p> + After giving Juffrouw Pieterse a friendly greeting that she did not + deserve, the man continued on his way. + </p> + <p> + Stoffel said that to walk with a priest was “simply + preposterous.” + </p> + <p> + “As if he were crazy!” said Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” agreed Stoffel, “but it’s because he + has nothing to do but loaf around. If that keeps up, he will never + amount to anything.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb209" + href="#pb209">209</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + True, Walter was loafing around; but he was not idle. His activities + brought nothing palpable to light, still he was building up the inner + life in a manner of which Stoffel had no idea. + </p> + <p> + “Of course!” said the mother. “He must have work. If + he were only willing to be a compositor! or an apprentice in the + shoe-business. To make shoes—that he shall never do.” + </p> + <p> + “This running with priests comes only from idleness, mother. Do + I run with priests? Never. Why not? Because I have to go to my school + every day!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Stoffel, you go to your school every day.” + </p> + <p> + “Besides, there are good priests. There was Luther, for + instance. He was a sort of priest. What did he do?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I know. He reformed the people.” + </p> + <p> + “He made them Lutherans, mother; but that’s almost the + same thing. One mustn’t be narrow-minded.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I say, Stoffel, people ought not to be so + narrow-minded. What difference does it make what a person’s + religion is, just so he’s upright, and not a Roman Catholic!” + </p> + <p> + When Walter told Father Jansen that he “was in business,” + and that he was “going back to business,” he spoke better + than he himself knew. He did go back to business. + </p> + <p> + Through a leather-dealer, who, speaking commercially, was in close + touch with shoes that came from Paris, Walter got a position with a + firm whose “responsibility” was somewhat less apocryphal + than that of Messrs. Motto, Business & Co. He was to begin his new + apprenticeship in the offices of Messrs. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb210" href="#pb210">210</a>]</span>Ouwetyd & Kopperlith, a + firm of world-wide reputation. + </p> + <p> + However, before he was to enter upon his new duties, all sorts of + things were destined to happen, with the tendency to make Walter + appear as a “hero of romance,” which he wasn’t at + all. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb211" href="#pb211">211</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch25" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXV + </h2> + <p> + It was Thursday. Stoffel came home with the important news that the + king—I don’t know what king—had arrived in the city + unexpectedly and would visit the theatre that evening. Everything and + everybody was in a commotion; for in republican countries much + importance is given to pomp and title. + </p> + <p> + This time curiosity was more wrought up than usual. Many foreign + princes, including an emperor, were visiting the king; and these + distinguished personages would follow the court to Amsterdam, coming + from The Hague, Utrecht and Haarlem. To put it tamely, it was to be a + great occasion. + </p> + <p> + That republican populace was to get to see the countenance and + coat-tails not only of their tyrant, but also the countenances and + coat-tails of many other tyrants, not to mention female tyrants. + </p> + <p> + The old doughnut women on the “Dam,” which the city rented + to them as a market-place, were threatening to bring suit against the + city. They felt that it was hard to have to pay rent for the fresh + air, day after day, with the prospect of selling a few doughnuts to + the youth of the street, and now be run out because his majesty wanted + to exhibit himself to the people from the balcony of the old City + Hall. + </p> + <p> + Why shouldn’t the old women be seen at their accustomed places? + Must the doughnut industry be carried on secretly? Was it for fear of + imitations and <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb212" href="#pb212">212</a>]</span>unprincely + competition? Or was it to keep the old women from seeing the king? + </p> + <p> + At any rate, the whole kit of them had to leave. At most, they could + only mix with the crowd incognito, and afterwards might join in the + prearranged “Long live the King!” or somebody else, as the + case might be. + </p> + <p> + It is really remarkable that princes die. Seemingly the “vivats” + are of no avail. + </p> + <p> + The crowd was especially large, on account of the many majesties and + highnesses who had gathered about the tyrant. + </p> + <p> + Among the number was the Prince of Caramania, who had especial claims + upon the sympathy of the people, so all the newspapers said. One of + his ancestors had been a captain in the service of the state and had, + therefore, spilt his blood for the freedom of the Netherlands. + </p> + <p> + This blood, and perhaps the freedom as well, was newspaper arabesque. + It was certain, however, that the prince wore a green coat with gold + frogs; and upon his head he had a big plume. It was, therefore, quite + proper for the crowd to cry occasionally “Long live the Prince + of Caramania!” + </p> + <p> + Among the eminent gentlemen was a certain duke, who, by reason of his + virtues, had got himself banished from his country. The man was + thrifty and economical, though without neglecting himself. + Nevertheless, the rabble had dethroned him and sent him across the + border with a bushel of diamonds. Of these diamonds he was now to + display a few dozen in the shape of coat-buttons and the like. The + newspapers <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb213" href="#pb213">213</a>]</span>gave + the crowd their cue accordingly. They were to cry: “Long live + the Duke with his diamonds!” + </p> + <p> + Princess Erika was the niece of the king, and was to marry the + crown-prince of a great empire, which was indebted to the Netherlands + for its prominence. The newspapers gave the assurance that this empire + would pay off the national debt of the Netherlands if the people would + only put enough enthusiasm into a “Long live Princess Erika!” + </p> + <p> + The old Countess-palatine of Aetolia was descended directly from a + certain knight who treated his hostlers like princes. In this case it + was not inappropriate for a republican populace to ask for a + prolongation of her ladyship’s life. The cry was: “Long + live the Countess-palatine of Aetolia!” + </p> + <p> + The Grand-duke of Ysland was the handsome grandson of a shopman. His + merits would fill three columns of fine print. The man was a master of + the type-case himself, and by exerting himself could even set up his + own name. The newspapers said that having safely passed an ocean of + pitfalls, he had now perfected himself as the brother-in-law of a + demi-god. Therefore, whoever had the interest of his country at heart + could not afford to fail to bellow at the top of his voice: “Long + live the Grand-duke of Ysland!” + </p> + <p> + There were still more potentates and ladies of quality who had honored + Amsterdam with a visit. They had heard that the city was <i lang="fr">la + Vénise du Nord</i>, that it was <i lang="fr">tres interessant, + tres interessant</i>! etc. + </p> + <p> + And the Holland herrings! <i lang="fr">Délicieux!</i> + Unfortunately the Netherlanders didn’t know how to cook them; + they must be baked. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb214" href="#pb214">214</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + And the Holland school of painting! <i> Rambrànn—magnifique!</i> + </p> + <p> + There were still other good things in Holland, as their highnesses + testified with patronizing kindness. + </p> + <p lang="fr"> + “Il parait qu’un certain Wondèle a écrit des + choses, des choses—mais des choses—passablement bien!” + </p> + <p> + And the dikes! And the Katwyk sluice—<i lang="fr">gigantesque</i>! + </p> + <p> + Whatever spare time they might have after making cheese and cooking + herrings, the Holland people liked to devote to fighting the elements. + After skating and racing this was the favorite recreation of the + nation. + </p> + <p> + I can assure the reader that the aristocratic party took their + departure thoroughly satisfied with our country. The only person who + received quite a different impression—but I will not anticipate + the feelings of our hero. Even a writer has his duties. + </p> + <p> + The first evening everything was to be illuminated. Two hundred and + fifty thousand candles were to proclaim the enthusiasm of the people. + Two hundred and fifty thousand fiery tongues were to cry: “Hosanna! + Blessed be he who comes in the name of——” In whose + name? Hosanna for whom? For what? + </p> + <p> + Well, that was a matter of indifference to the people. They knew that + there was something doing, that there was a crowd, and that was + enough. People are somewhat like children, who amuse themselves + immensely in the confusion of a “moving,” of a <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb215" href="#pb215">215</a>]</span>death, or + of anything that causes commotion and excitement. + </p> + <p> + Walter had got permission to see the illumination. Unconsciously he + assumed that stupid expression which is obligatory on such occasions. + He listened to the conversation of those about him. + </p> + <p> + “That’s what I call illuminating! Nine candles for such a + big house!” + </p> + <p> + “Twelve!” cried another. + </p> + <p> + “No, nine.” + </p> + <p> + “Twelve!” + </p> + <p> + “Nine!” + </p> + <p> + “Three—three—three—and three. Look there are + twelve, or I can’t count.” + </p> + <p> + “No, the three above don’t count. That story is rented. I + know it.” + </p> + <p> + “Well—if you mean it that way. I only said that four times + three are twelve. What do you say, Hannes?” + </p> + <p> + Hannes found the calculation correct. + </p> + <p> + “How long will the candles burn?” + </p> + <p> + “Till about one o’clock, I suppose.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t believe it!” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I do!” + </p> + <p> + “But I don’t!——” + </p> + <p> + “Have you been in the Sukkelgracht?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, it isn’t pretty there.” + </p> + <p> + “You think so? Prettier than here.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, it is!——” + </p> + <p> + “Look there; there’s a verse.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, a verse. Can you read it?” <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb216" href="#pb216">216</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Certainly! Let me see, what is it?” + </p> + <p> + “I can read it, too.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s about ‘illustrious blood’——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and ‘our country,’ and ‘dedicated to + honor and virtue.’” + </p> + <p> + “And ‘his illustrious blood’——” + </p> + <p> + “No, there it stands—‘torn from the barbarians’——” + </p> + <p> + “That comes later. ‘Illustrious blood’——” + </p> + <p> + “Of Holland’s hero——” + </p> + <p> + “Welcome, hero!” + </p> + <p> + “I wonder if the king looks at the candles. Do you suppose he + reads such verses and copies them?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, he has his ministers for that.” + </p> + <p> + “Or generals. He has seen or read about lots of nice things.” + </p> + <p> + “As nice as here?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, of course!” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t believe it.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, I do.” + </p> + <p> + “Do you know what I think? He likes to look at the lights too.” + </p> + <p> + “You think so?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes.” + </p> + <p> + “No, you don’t believe that.<span class="corr" + id="xd0e4696" title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + <p> + “Don’t crowd so!” + </p> + <p> + “I can’t help it. They’re crowding me.” + </p> + <p> + “The people are pushing and shoving as if they were crazy.” + </p> + <p> + “Did you ever see the like? You know what I think? Kalver Street + ought to be as wide again as it is.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb217" href="#pb217">217</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, as wide again. The street’s too narrow.” + </p> + <p> + “That’s why everybody’s scroudging so.” + </p> + <p> + There was much truth in this. Pressure was high. People were mashed + and squeezed together. Those who, by reason of a lack of avoirdupois, + were less firmly attached to the ground, were lifted bodily. Walter + hung suspended in mid-air and looked over the heads of men much taller + than he. + </p> + <p> + “Are you walking on stilts?” asked a big fat woman, whose + hips had come into collision with Walter’s knees. “Well, + that’s something.” + </p> + <p> + The pressure was increasing. It seemed that the fat woman would soon + have Walter on her shoulder, like a gun; while Walter was thinking + that soon he would be roaming over the country like a knight. No one + was looking at the candles now. People were finding their amusement in + crowding and being crowded. + </p> + <p> + No, Kalver Street ought not to be widened. For, properly understood, + this crowding and pushing and shoving was the nicest part of the whole + business. + </p> + <p> + How tedious it would have been quietly to watch those two hundred and + fifty thousand candles from some comfortable position. + </p> + <p> + Our little man lay on the heads and shoulders of his brothers. Like + some aspirants to a throne, he threw himself upon the masses. But he + was beginning to feel generally uncomfortable. He wanted to hold on + fast to something, or somebody—to somebody’s ears, or + nose. That, however, did not suit the masses. They didn’t mind + being squeezed; but they didn’t like to be held on to. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb218" href="#pb218">218</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Crash! + </p> + <p> + Don’t let the reader be alarmed. Walter had not burst under the + strain; but the pressure of the crowd had broken in the double doors + of a café! The irruption was terrible. The way the crowd + streamed in might be compared to the flow of molten lava. Walter + described a <span class="corr" id="xd0e4729" title="Source: parobolic"> + parabolic</span> curve and landed on a table, without suffering any + damage. + </p> + <p> + “Walter Pieterse!” cried the astonished party sitting + around the table. + </p> + <p> + “Have you hurt yourself, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + No, he hadn’t hurt himself; but he was rigid with surprise. + Firstly, over his ascent; secondly, over his aërial journey; then + over his descent among all kinds of glassware; and, finally—and + that was not the least surprising thing—he was surprised to find + himself all at once in the bosom of the Holsma family. + </p> + <p> + It was Sietske who asked him if he was hurt. + </p> + <p> + All the glasses, both great and small, were broken; but Walter was + still in one piece. Uncle Sybrand helped him to his feet. It wasn’t + easy, for the press was great. However, Walter’s size + facilitated matters. + </p> + <p> + The proprietor couldn’t reach the scene of action, but he was + able to make his voice heard to the effect that everything broken must + be paid for. From other tables came the noise of more breaking glass. + The man was desperate. He cursed kings and masses indiscriminately. + </p> + <p> + “One bottle of wine, three lemonades, six glasses!” cried + Holsma, assuming the responsibility for Walter’s unintentional + work of destruction. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb219" href="#pb219">219</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Uncle Sybrand was holding up the money to pay for everything. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, M’neer, I’m afraid to go home after this,” + cried Walter. “How can I pay for that? And my mother——” + </p> + <p> + In the noise and jumble Holsma did not understand; but Sietske + understood. + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” she whispered. “Papa will pay for it all. + Besides, I have money; and William, too; and Hermann. Just be quiet.” + </p> + <p> + Walter still did not understand. When, under the protection of the + Holsmas, he was safe on the outside again, and the entire party had + escaped the mob by taking a side street, he reiterated that he did + dare show his face to his mother and Stoffel. + </p> + <p> + “It doesn’t make any difference about the money,” + said Holsma. “I will attend to that. Why, boy, you’re + scared half to death. You’re shaking. Come along home with us + where you can rest a bit and quiet yourself.” + </p> + <p> + The distance, however, proved too short to have the desired quieting + effect on Walter. + </p> + <p> + “My mother will be angry when I come home late.” + </p> + <p> + Holsma told him that a messenger should be sent to his mother at once, + so that she would know where he was. + </p> + <p> + The doctor gave him a sedative and led him into a room adjoining that + in which the Holsma family were sitting. Walter was to walk up and + down the room till he felt better; but he soon got tired of this and + did the very thing that he was not to do; he sat down on a sofa and + fell asleep. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb220" href="#pb220">220</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Whether, in general, it is a good thing to keep in motion after a + fright—that I do not know. Walter, on the contrary, always felt + the need of sleep under such circumstances; and this remedy, with + which nature provided him, usually restored his mental equilibrium. + Perhaps, after all, it wasn’t real sleep: he merely dreamed. + </p> + <p> + Again he was lifted up, higher and higher, borne by strong hands. A + man bit him in the hand. The fact was he had scratched his hand on a + refractory horsehair, which had become tired of acting as stuffing for + a sofa-pillow. + </p> + <p> + An angry woman assailed him with abuse. Stupid? Not stupid? We, the + masses? She let him fall. But he fell in Sietske’s lap; and + there wasn’t a single sliver of glassware. + </p> + <p> + He was happy—but the horsehair scratched him again. Then he + heard a voice. Was he still dreaming? Yes, dreaming again of soaring + and falling. There was Femke. + </p> + <p> + Of course there had to be something about her in his dream, and about + bleaching the clothes. Father Jansen was there, too, exhibiting to the + stars the particular garment that Femke had patched. Orion and the + Great Bear admired this specimen of her handiwork. Walter did not. + </p> + <p> + “Did you do it yourself?” he heard <span class="corr" + id="xd0e4780" title="Source: Sietska">Sietske</span> asking in the + next room. “Or couldn’t you get through the crowd?” + </p> + <p> + “No, it was impossible to get through such a mob. I turned it + over to the man with the peddler’s wagon.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb221" href="#pb221">221</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + What was that? Walter sat up. Father Jansen was gone; Orion, too; and + the clouds, and the “masses”; but—that voice! + </p> + <p> + He heard it again. + </p> + <p> + “I know him very well—oh, so well! He’s a good boy.” + This he heard Femke say! + </p> + <p> + He jumped up and ran into the room where the Holsmas were. He saw a + triangular piece of a woman’s dress disappear through the door; + then the door closed. + </p> + <p> + He didn’t have the courage—or was something else beside + courage necessary to ask, “Is that Femke?” + </p> + <p> + On his way home that evening Walter did not suffer in the least from + the sensation of being borne through the air; or from anything + similar. He was on the earth, very much on the earth. He felt lowly. + </p> + <p> + If he had only seen that bit of Femke’s dress somewhere else, + and not at the Holsmas—not in that swell family; not in the + company of Sietske, who had so much money in her “savings-bank,” + nor in the presence of the vain William, who was studying Latin! + </p> + <p> + He was brave enough to feel ashamed of himself; and that’s all I + can say in his favor. + </p> + <p> + Let us now look at things from the point of view of Juffrouw Pieterse. + That lady was in the clouds. She was hoping that the messenger who had + brought her news of Walter had not been able to find her flat at once. + The idea of someone from Dr. Holsma’s asking for her through the + neighborhood was decidedly pleasant. The longer he might have had to + inquire for her the better! + </p> + <p> + “Of course he was at the grocer’s,” she said. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb222" href="#pb222">222</a>]</span>“Such + messengers never know where they have to go. Of course he told that + the ‘young gentleman’ was staying at Dr. Holsma’s! + And such a man always tattles; such people don’t do anything but + tattle. But, as far as I’m concerned, everybody can know it. I + only mean that such people like to tattle. But—say, Walter, how + did it happen that you went with the family? You’re a nice + rascal. Stoffel, what do you say?” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel made a serious face—as much as to say: “Hm! I’ll + have to think over it. He’s been up to something.” + </p> + <p> + “I met the Holsma family in Kalver Street,” Walter said. + He told the truth; he had met the family in Kalver Street. But why + didn’t he tell anything about the extraordinary circumstances + under which he met them? Ah—there’s the rub! + </p> + <p> + “Your back is so sticky!” complained Pietro, whose care it + was to look after the washing. + </p> + <p> + The family rubbed, and felt, and smelt; and then they declared + unanimously that Walter’s back had been guilty of absorbing all + kinds of sticky gases and liquids. + </p> + <p> + “Really, it smells like lemon,” said Trudie. + </p> + <p> + “And like wine!” + </p> + <p> + “And it’s just coated with sugar. Boy, where have you + been? Don’t you have any sense of shame? To go to visit such + swell people with lemon and sugar on your back! It’s a disgrace, + a disgrace.” + </p> + <p> + “There was such a crowd on the street.” + </p> + <p> + “That don’t explain the wine on your back—nor the + lemon—nor the sugar. What say you, Trudie?” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb223" href="#pb223">223</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + There was complete unanimity. Timid, as usual, Walter didn’t + have the courage to tell everything. Nor would this have done any + good. The understanding of the Pieterse family was like a rusty lock + that no key will open. Walter knew this, and remembering former sad + experiences, allowed the storm to rage above his head. Unfortunately + he, too, in a sense, was rusty. His nobility of character had + suffered; he had been guilty of cowardice. + </p> + <p> + He felt it. No minister could pray it away. Not even God himself could + revoke it. Everyone must act according to his conviction, Mevrouw + Holsma had said. He had not done this. + </p> + <p> + A dog would have kissed the hem of Femke’s garment, meeting her + after such a long separation. For it was she. Certainly it was Femke—or—— + </p> + <p> + Oh, he was hunting for or’s! + </p> + <p> + Could it have been somebody else? It must have been somebody else. How + could Femke be at Dr. Holsma’s? + </p> + <p> + No, no, it was she! Didn’t she say that she knew me? Didn’t + she speak with the same voice that I heard when she called me a dear + boy and gave me the kiss at the bridge? + </p> + <p> + She didn’t know then what a coward I am! She wouldn’t deny + me and betray me. She would say to everybody: That is Walter, my + little friend that I kissed that time, because he was so brave in + fighting off those boys! + </p> + <p> + And I? Oh, help me God! + </p> + <p> + No, God has nothing to do with it. I am a coward. I can’t live + this way. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb224" href="#pb224">224</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + He thought of suicide; and in this mood he spent that Thursday night. + He arose Friday morning with the firm determination to put an end to + his unworthy existence. + </p> + <p> + Fortunately, just after breakfast he was put to work on a job that is + calculated to reconcile one with life. + </p> + <p> + He had been tried and convicted, the verdict being unanimous. The + penalty was that he should wash his jacket till it was clean. He + entered upon the task with such enthusiasm that in an hour he was + running to his mother crying triumphantly: + </p> + <p> + “Look, mother! You can’t see a trace of it now!” + </p> + <p> + This little conquest dispelled all the clouds that had darkened his + life. + </p> + <p> + There are plenty of people who would gladly fall into a barrel of + lemonade if they only understood the salutary effects of cleaning a + coat. + </p> + <p> + The poor unfortunate who has never washed his own clothes does not + know what life is. + </p> + <p> + I will ask her pardon, thought Walter; and he pictured it all to + himself, wondering whether it would do for him to fall at her feet at + Holsma’s, in the presence of the one who had delivered the + message. Finally, however, he quieted himself with the thought that + Femke would probably not be at the doctor’s very long. He hoped + to be able then to settle the matter quietly, when only the two + concerned were present. This was not courageous, to be sure; but his + punishment was already on the way. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb225" + href="#pb225">225</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch26" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXVI + </h2> + <p> + The events of an eventful Friday were at an end, as it seemed; and + Walter prepared to climb into the narrow bedstead, which he shared + with his brother Laurens. He was now in a tranquil frame of mind. He + didn’t even have any desire to romp with Laurens, who, without + laying claim to geometrical knowledge, usually managed to find the + diagonal of the bed. + </p> + <p> + It was Walter’s intention to think over recent events again. He + wished to busy himself with others; he was tired of himself—at + least he thought so for a moment. + </p> + <p> + There was a prince, who distributed money among the people. Oh, if I + were only a prince! + </p> + <p> + That wasn’t a bad thought. Under the same circumstances, most + people would have thought: Oh, if I could only have got some of the + money! + </p> + <p> + The countess-palatine from—where from? Well it makes no + difference. She was in the museum and the papers said she was + gracious, very gracious. + </p> + <p> + I would do it too, thought Walter, if I were a countess-palatine. What + sort of a profession is that? + </p> + <p> + The king had given audiences—and a dinner—and had said—well, + the usual things. But for Walter it <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb226" href="#pb226">226</a>]</span>was new and interesting. The + welfare of the city seemed to lie heavily on his majesty’s + heart. It lay heavily on Walter’s heart, too; but that did not + prevent Walter from admiring this peculiarity of the king. In Africa + he would do the same thing. + </p> + <p> + No, away with Africa! + </p> + <p> + He threw off his left stocking so violently that it curled around the + leg of the chair like a dying earthworm. + </p> + <p> + What strange things he had heard of Princess Erika! It was said that + she was to have married a grand-duke, but rejected him. + </p> + <p> + The middle classes were delighted with this news; though not knowing + but that it might merely have been stubbornness on the part of the + princess. + </p> + <p> + She was of such a strange nature that she did not know how to behave + herself in her high position. + </p> + <p> + Walter slipped off his other stocking, finding fault with the princess + for disregarding the usual customs and conventions. Hm! He wondered if + she would like to change places with him, and let him be Prince Erich—and + she—— + </p> + <p> + He wondered if she too wore an ugly nightcap. But—no! Princesses + would wear caps of diamonds. + </p> + <p> + Princess Erika! + </p> + <p> + Walter blew out the light—no, he was on the point of blowing it + out. He had selected one of the triangles that Laurens had described + in the bed, when suddenly he became aware of a great tumult in the + Pieterse home. + </p> + <p> + Yes, somebody had rung violently three or four times and was still + banging at the door. Fire? <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb227" + href="#pb227">227</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Hm! Could it be Princess Erika, he thought, who was coming to change + places with him? + </p> + <p> + Alas, it was only Juffrouw Laps; and she did not come to exchange. + </p> + <p> + Well, what did she want then, so late in the evening? + </p> + <p> + Walter pulled himself together and listened. + </p> + <p> + The compartment where Walter and Laurens slept was a boxed-up + arrangement over the sitting-room. Two of their sisters shared the + space with them. From considerations of modesty, therefore, the boys + always had to get sleepy a quarter of an hour before the young ladies. + </p> + <p> + The writer is unable to say how much oxygen four <span class="corr" + id="xd0e4915" + title="Source: family, the female part, of course, was still in the">young + people need during eight hours without suf</span>focating; but anyway + there wasn’t much room in this little nook. + </p> + <p> + In another closet-affair there was a similar division, and here, too, + the hour for retiring was determined by similar laws of modesty. + </p> + <p> + The reader will now understand why a part of the family, the female + part of course, was still in the sitting-room when Walter imagined + that Princess Erika had come to exchange places with him. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps, who had rushed up the steps like a crazy woman, burst + into the room weeping and moaning and sobbing. + </p> + <p> + The usual cries of, “What on earth is the matter?” “Lord + ’a’ mercy—what has happened?” were + forthcoming. Walter noticed, too, that the customary glass of water + was offered and drunk, and that proper efforts were being made to get + the unhappy one to “calm herself.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb228" href="#pb228">228</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps began her story with the positive assurance that it was + impossible for her to utter a word. + </p> + <p> + It seemed, therefore, that the affair was something important. Walter + pulled on one of his stockings and prepared to listen. + </p> + <p> + “I swear, Juffrouw Pieterse, by the omnipotent God, that I’m + so frightened and excited that I can’t talk.” + </p> + <p> + “Goodness!” + </p> + <p> + “Where are your children? In bed? Not all of them, I hope. + Really, I can’t speak. Give me another glass of water, Trudie. + Listen, how my teeth are chattering. That comes from fright, doesn’t + it? I’m in a tremble all over. Thank you, Trudie. Where’s—Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “He’s undressing,” said Juffrouw Pieterse. “He + goes to bed before me and Pietro. Mina makes so much noise, you know; + and Trudie must stay with the boys to keep them from fighting. That’s + why I sleep with Pietro, you see. Stoffel undresses himself, and then + he draws the curtain when he hears us on the steps. But why——” + </p> + <p> + “How that concerns me, you mean? To be sure. I’m just + beside myself from fright! And is—Laurens in bed too?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course! A long time already. He has to go to the + printing-house early.” + </p> + <p> + “All in bed! And I—I run through the streets, wretched, + crazy, and don’t know what to do. Is everybody in bed?—everybody?” + </p> + <p> + “But what has happened?” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb229" href="#pb229">229</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “I’m going to tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse. Oh, if you only + knew how frightened I am!” + </p> + <p> + Consideration of acoustics now led Walter to put on his other + stocking. + </p> + <p> + “You know, Juffrouw Pieterse, that of late so much stealing has + been going on.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but——” + </p> + <p> + “And burglary and murder! And the police can’t catch + anybody. You know the old woman and the servant-girl who were murdered + in Lommer Street.” + </p> + <p> + “But three are already behind the bars for it. What more do you + want?” + </p> + <p> + “That’s all right; the murderers are running around + scot-free. They’ve locked up three fellows just to keep the + people from thinking too much. They don’t want anybody to ask, + ‘What are the police for?’ You see what I mean? I tell you + that such a low-down rascal, who commits a murder and steals lots of + money, cannot hide his bloody clothes; nor the money, either. He’s + not used to having so much money. All the neighbors know his coat and + breeches; and such a man hasn’t any trunk where he can hide his + things. He doesn’t know how to manage with drafts and notes; and + he don’t know enough to get away to a foreign country. As for + friends to help him get rid of the stolen things, he hasn’t any. + I tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse, a murder or a robbery, when they don’t + catch the murderer right away—then some respectable person has + done it, who has more clothes and boxes and presses and linen—and + he has friends among bankers. A common fellow would stick a hundred + thousand florins in the bread-box, and the <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb230" href="#pb230">230</a>]</span>children would find it when + they went to slip a slice of bread and butter. What do you say, + Trudie?” + </p> + <p> + Trudie was not versed in criminal statistics and had never reflected + on the matter. At least Walter heard no answer. Curiosity compelled + him to draw on his trousers. + </p> + <p> + “But,” he heard his mother saying again, “what has + happened to you?” + </p> + <p> + “What has happened? I am beside myself. Don’t you see how + I’m trembling? The city is full of murderers!” + </p> + <p> + “My goodness! How can I help it?” + </p> + <p> + “You can’t. But I am beside myself, and I want to ask your + advice. Do they all go to bed so early?—Stoffel—and + Laurens—all of them? Look, how I’m shaking. Do you suppose + I dare go back to my room?” + </p> + <p> + “Why not? Do you think you’re going to be murdered?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes. I do think it! The murderers of that old woman and of the + servant-girl are still on the war-path. Yesterday at the illumination + how many watches did they steal? And the police—what do they do? + Nothing, nothing! Yes, they watch you to see if you beat a rug in the + morning after ten o’clock. That’s what the police do. They + don’t bother murderers.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you know about the murderers? It’s your duty to + report them if you know them.” + </p> + <p> + Walter put on his vest and wrapped his muffler around his neck. + </p> + <p> + “What I know about them! They are besieging <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb231" href="#pb231">231</a>]</span>me in my own house. Isn’t + that pretty rough? I went out at noon to see the boat race on the + Amstel; but there was nothing to see, because there was no wind. And + such a crowd! All the kings were there, and the visiting princes and + princesses, you know; and everybody stared at the carriages, and I did + too. Not that I care anything about a king. Goodness, no! For he is + only a worm in God’s hand, and when the Master doesn’t aid + him—all is vanity, vanity. Dust and ashes—that’s + all. But I looked at the carriages, you know, and at the horses, and + at the staring crowd. I thought to myself, I will fry the potatoes + when I go home. They had been left over from dinner; and when there + are any potatoes left over, you know, I always fry them for supper. + There was a big crowd, and all were mad because there was no wind; for + people are foolish about pleasure and never think of the Master. + Worldly, worldly, they were—and the princes and princesses. I + thought, well, it’s no wonder that there’s so much robbery + and murder; for they try God’s patience. I thought, God will + punish you; He’s only abiding His time. He always does it, + Juffrouw Pieterse! A lady—the creature had red pimples on her + face, and was older than you—what do you suppose she had on her + head? A turban! She rode in a carriage with four horses. What do you + think of that? She was playing with a fan; and, when a prince rode up + to her carriage, she stuck out her hand and let the fan go up and down + three times. And the prince did that way three times. Were they crazy, + or not? What will the Master say to that? If He only doesn’t + send a pestilence on us!” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb232" + href="#pb232">232</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but the murderers—what did they do to you?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly—what they did? I am going to tell you. I’m + still trembling. I had sliced my potatoes, put them on a saucer and + set them away in the cupboard. Then I thought, I will fry them when I + come home; for I didn’t expect to stay long in the crowd, for I + have been saved by grace and don’t care for worldly things—ah, + dear Juffrouw Pieterse, you must call Stoffel, so he can hear what has + happened.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel was already on his way down; and Walter was glad of it. Walter + had heard the noise Stoffel was making putting on his clothes in the + adjoining booth, and upon this he builded hopes that he too might be + allowed to go down, where he could hear the exciting story better than + was possible through the cracks in the floor. In the meantime he had + completely dressed himself. The noises below told him of Stoffel’s + arrival in the sitting-room. He heard the usual greetings and Juffrouw + Laps’s solemn assurance that she was still in such a tremble + that she couldn’t say a word. Then he heard her ask immediately + where Laurens was. + </p> + <p> + Laurens? Well, he was asleep. + </p> + <p> + That youth’s absence seemed to trouble the visitor. She couldn’t + proceed. Was it really necessary for Laurens to be present? + </p> + <p> + “What do you say, Stoffel? Isn’t the city full of thieves + and murderers?” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel drew in his upper lip and tried to make the lower one touch + his nose. Let the reader try the <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb233" + href="#pb233">233</a>]</span>same; then he will know how Stoffel + answered, and what his answer meant. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps pretended to believe that he had said “yes.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see, Stoffel says so too! The city is full of + thieves and murderers, and—a respectable person is afraid to go + to bed alone any more. It’s just that way.” + </p> + <p> + “But—Juffrouw!” + </p> + <p> + “The police? Nonsense! What good do the police do, when people + don’t believe in God? That’s the truth. Whoever doesn’t + do that is lost. Human help—I cannot understand at all why + Laurens goes to bed so early. You surely know that so much sleep isn’t + good for anybody. What does the Bible say? Watch and pray! But—everyone + according to his notion. I swear before God that I don’t dare to + go home alone and——” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s curiosity was at high tension. In order to hear better + he was leaning over, supporting himself with the chair. The point of + support was unsteady. The chair slipped and rattled across the floor, + crashing into another piece of furniture. + </p> + <p> + “Heaven and earth! What are they up to now,” groaned the + mother. “Laurens, is that you?” + </p> + <p> + Walter peeped in, “It was me.” The result was that he was + soon in the midst of the interesting conversation that he had been + trying to hear from above. + </p> + <p> + His entrance took place under unfavorable circumstances. He was blamed + for not having been undressed. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb234" + href="#pb234">234</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Do you always put on your nightcap before you undress?” + cried the mother. + </p> + <p> + The boy had actually forgotten to take off his nightcap. He was so + ashamed that he felt he would like to fall through the floor. He would + rather have neglected anything else. + </p> + <p> + “And—what have you there?” + </p> + <p> + Alas, our hero looked more ridiculous than anyone could look by simply + putting on a nightcap. He had armed himself with an old rusty knife + that his father had used in prehistoric times for cutting leather! + </p> + <p> + During the whole of the Laps recital, which progressed so slowly, he + had thought and hoped and intended—yes, he heard something that + sounded like, “Where is Walter?” The speaker really did + not say it—no, on the contrary, those were the very words she + wished to avoid—still, he thought he heard her say them. On this + Friday he had acted mean and cowardly; but he was still Walter. + </p> + <p> + Murderers? Thieves? A lady in danger? What other answer could there be + but: “I am here, I, Walter!” + </p> + <p> + Oh, fate, why did you put that sword in his hand and let him forget to + remove that nightcap? Why didn’t you divide these two + absurdities between Stoffel and Walter! Or why couldn’t you put + that feathery diadem on the head of the sleeping Laurens? It would + have been all the same to him how he looked in his sleep. + </p> + <p> + Walter was in a rage. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb235" + href="#pb235">235</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + And I am, too. Towards Femke his chivalry had remained in the + background; and now it must burst forth at a doubtful call from + Juffrouw Laps! + </p> + <p> + In his anger he threw the weapon down violently and allowed it to + rebound across the room. He slapped the nightcap on the table. + </p> + <p> + No one would have thought that the little man could be so vehement. + His mother, with her usual solicitousness, inquired into the condition + of his mind, asking if he was only cracked, or downright crazy. + </p> + <p> + “I tell you,” said the visitor, “you ought not to + worry that child so much.” + </p> + <p> + “Go to bed at once!” cried the mother. + </p> + <p> + “Why can’t you let the child stay here? But—oh, yes! + I was going to tell you about my potatoes.” + </p> + <p> + Walter stayed. For this privilege he was indebted to the general + curiosity. + </p> + <p> + “Just imagine, when I came home about half past ten o’clock—I + couldn’t get away earlier on account of the crush, you know. Don’t + you know, I don’t care for these big occasions. Well, when I got + home—the city is full of thieves, murderers, and that must not + be forgotten—well, my potatoes were—what do you think my + potatoes were? They were—gone!” + </p> + <p> + “Gone?” + </p> + <p> + “Gone!” + </p> + <p> + “All gone?” + </p> + <p> + “All gone!” + </p> + <p> + “Your potatoes—gone?” + </p> + <p> + “My potatoes—all completely gone!” + </p> + <p> + “But——” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb236" + href="#pb236">236</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “I tell you those thieves and murderers did it. Who else could + have done it? Thieves and murderers in my house! And I wanted to ask + you—for I’m afraid in my room——” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s eyes fairly shone. + </p> + <p> + “I wanted to ask, if perhaps—your son Stoffel——” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel’s face was a study, a curiosity. If the said thieves and + murderers could have seen it they would have been greatly pleased, for + it bore evidence of Stoffel’s intention to leave them + undisturbed in their work. + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw,” he said, “haven’t you a cat + in your room?” + </p> + <p> + “A cat? A cat to fight murderers with!” + </p> + <p> + “No, Juffrouw, not to fight murderers; but a cat that might have + eaten the potatoes.” + </p> + <p> + “I don’t know anything about a cat. I only know that the + city is full of low-down people when so many murders are committed and + no one tries to catch the murderers. Not that I am anxious about my + life—no, not at all. When the Master calls me I shall say, + ‘Let thy daughter go in peace; my eyes have seen thy glory.’” + </p> + <p> + “But, woman, why didn’t you look in your closet, and under + the bed?” + </p> + <p> + “I didn’t want to do that, Juffrouw Pieterse! The Lord + will take care of me—but one must not try the Lord’s + patience. I would not go in the closet, or look under the bed—not + for everything in the world! For of course he’s there, and that’s + why I wanted to ask if <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb237" + href="#pb237">237</a>]</span>your son—Stoffel, or, if Stoffel + doesn’t want to, if perhaps your son—Laurens, or——” + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw, why didn’t you call the neighbors?” + </p> + <p> + Thus spoke Stoffel. + </p> + <p> + “The neighbors? Well, I guess they know about it. The man who + lives under me is afraid of a poodle-dog, not to mention a murderer. + There’s a man living next to me; but, you know, he is—what + shall I say—he is a sort of bachelor, and I don’t want to + get talked about. You know a woman must always think of her + reputation, and not get mixed up in gossip.” + </p> + <p> + It did not occur to anyone to ask what sort of a creature Stoffel was. + Was he a bachelor? Or did his position as a teacher protect him + against any worldly suspicion? + </p> + <p> + “And, besides,” continued the seductive Laps, “do + you think all men have courage? No! They’re as afraid of a thief + as they are of death. Last week an insolent beggar was on the steps, + and the fellow wouldn’t leave. Do you think the men did anything + to him? Scared to death! But, I tell you, I got hold of him in a hurry + and——” + </p> + <p> + She had gone too far, and she saw it. + </p> + <p> + “Well, I would have done that if I hadn’t been a woman; + for a <span class="corr" id="xd0e5104" title="Source: women"> woman</span> + must never use violence. It isn’t becoming. What do you say, + Trudie? I ran and shut my door. Wasn’t that right? No, none of + the men-folk has any courage!” + </p> + <p> + None of the men-folk! Walter felt insulted. He was swelling with + suppressed courage; he was eager <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb238" + href="#pb238">238</a>]</span>for a fray. At least, he was eager to + show that he was an exception to Juffrouw Laps’s general + indictment. Of course Juffrouw Laps noticed this. + </p> + <p> + “Well, if Stoffel doesn’t want to——” + </p> + <p> + “To tell the truth, I——” + </p> + <p> + “And if Laurens is already asleep—and if—if no one + else will——” + </p> + <p> + She arose. + </p> + <p> + “Then I suppose I must, relying upon God, go alone. But it’s + horrible for a woman to be entirely alone!” + </p> + <p> + She looked at them all in turn, all except the one she was talking to. + Walter felt that he was being forgotten, or overlooked. This only + increased his latent courage and made him burn with a desire to be + numbered with the knighthood of the house. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, if there’s nobody here who’s not afraid——” + </p> + <p> + “I’m not afraid!” + </p> + <p> + All but Juffrouw Laps were surprised. She was a good psychologist, and + had not expected anything else. It was her part, however, to pretend + to be as much surprised as any of the rest. + </p> + <p> + “You?” + </p> + <p> + “You, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + “Boy, are you crazy? You?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, I. I’m not afraid; not if there were ten in the + closet and a hundred under the bed!” + </p> + <p> + A little Luther! But with a difference. Luther had a God in whom he + felt he could trust—reinforced by a few grand-dukes. Walter, + without any grand-dukes, was ready to enter the field against a God + who <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb239" href="#pb239">239</a>]</span>was + allowing any number of murderers to take shelter under the roof and + bed of Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “Boy!” + </p> + <p> + “I’ll risk it.” + </p> + <p> + “Let him go, Juffrouw Pieterse. You understand—it’s + company for me to have such a child with me. Then I’m not + frightened so badly, if a murderer is in the closet. Nobody wants to + be entirely alone. Isn’t that so?” + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps gained her point: Walter was permitted to go with her. + </p> + <p> + It was principally their vanity that caused the Pieterses to consent + so readily to Juffrouw Laps’s request and allow her to take + Walter away to act as her castellan. Not one of them felt that it was + a good thing for Walter to go with the Juffrouw; but they were all + proud of his courage. The story would get noised abroad, and people + would pass it on to their friends. Juffrouw Pieterse would see to it + that the people knew it was “the same young gentlemen, you know, + that went home with Dr. Holsma.” + </p> + <p> + Yes, and then people would say: “There’s something in + those Pieterse children.” + </p> + <p> + Mothers like to hear such things. + </p> + <p> + With his package under his arm Walter marched away with Juffrouw Laps + to do battle for that pious lady. That prehistoric weapon he left + behind, on her assuring him that she had a well-filled store of + weapons and ammunition enough to kill all the murderers that he would + have occasion to contend with. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb240" + href="#pb240">240</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch27" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXVII + </h2> + <p> + Walter shuddered as he crossed Juffrouw Laps’s threshold. He + reflected, and wondered how he could have entered upon this knightly + expedition without considering certain details connected with it and + inseparable from it. + </p> + <p> + The first thing she offered him, of course, was the fried potatoes, + that dainty dish which the murderers had greedily made <span + class="corr" id="xd0e5165" title="Source: way">away</span> with! + </p> + <p> + Walter was beginning to feel that the game wasn’t worth the + candle. The adventure didn’t offer sufficient outlet for his + chivalry. In fact, he thought something other than chivalry was + necessary to face single-handed and alone those fried potatoes and + Juffrouw Laps’s persistent attentions. + </p> + <p> + “Make yourself at home and eat all you want. Don’t be a + bit embarrassed. Or would you rather take off your coat first? You + know, you’re to stay all night with me.” + </p> + <p> + Walter preferred to keep on his coat for the present. + </p> + <p> + <span class="corr" id="xd0e5175" title="Not in source"> “</span>And + I have a dram for you, too, my boy—something extra. It’s + from Fockink’s. You know where he has his distillery, there in + that narrow street. You must never pass along there. Bad women live in + that street. They stand at the doors and windows, don’t you + know; and that isn’t good for a bachelor like you.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb241" href="#pb241">241</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter, the “bachelor,” looked surprised. He was abashed; + though he was not displeased. This promotion was more flattering than + going into “business.” + </p> + <p> + Still, he was embarrassed. Juffrouw Laps found it desirable, + therefore, to continue along this line. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, Walter, you’re a bachelor. Don’t you + know that? It’s only because at home they treat you like a + child. I tell you, you’re a bachelor, just as much so as anybody + else. Do you think I like Stoffel as well as I do you? No, no, no! Not + a bit of it! I like you lots better. Don’t you want a pipe to + smoke? You are man enough for that. Of course you are; and why shouldn’t + you smoke a pipe like other men?” + </p> + <p> + Men, men! + </p> + <p> + Walter answered that he couldn’t smoke yet. It cost him an + effort to make the admission; but his first attempt to equal Stoffel + in that respect had turned out badly. + </p> + <p> + “So? You don’t smoke?” She omitted his “yet.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, it’s a good thing. It’s a stupid habit in + men. And forever the terrible smoke! I know other young gentlemen who + do not smoke. For instance, there is Piet Hammel. He’s as old as + you, but a little smaller. He’s going to marry a cousin of mine; + and he doesn’t smoke either.” + </p> + <p> + Walter felt better now. He was interested. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they’re going to get married about—well, I don’t + know exactly when. But they intend to marry. I tell you, you are a + real bachelor; and it’s awfully stupid of them still to treat + you like a child. I’ve told your mother so a hundred times. + There on the street <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb242" href="#pb242">242</a>]</span>just + now, when we were together—I’m a delicate woman; but do + you think I was afraid?—with you with me? Not a bit. Not a trace + of fear. And why? Because everybody could see that I had a man with + me. I ought to have taken hold of your arm—you’re almost + taller than I am—but I didn’t do it because you had a + package. And then—the people talk so much! The watchman might + have seen it, and he would have spread the news broadcast that I had + been seen at night with a gentleman.” + </p> + <p> + With a gentleman! Walter was listening. + </p> + <p> + “A woman must always think of her reputation. But we’re + here at home now, and that’s very different, entirely different. + I know that of course you wouldn’t tell anything bad about me. + Whoever tells anything bad on a woman isn’t a true gentleman. + You know that.” + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter knew it. He understood Juffrouw Laps better than she + imagined. + </p> + <p> + “What I wanted to say was, you must never go through that + street. So long as you were a child, it made no difference. But now! + Let me fill your glass for you.” + </p> + <p> + Walter drank. + </p> + <p> + O Fancy, my muse, where art thou? + </p> + <p> + “How do you like it?” + </p> + <p> + Walter owned that the liquor had a pleasant taste. + </p> + <p> + Satan’s handmaid filled the glasses again. They were “so + small,” really “mere thimbles.” + </p> + <p> + “And you must eat something, dearest. Oh, I have always thought + so much of you! It’s good for you to have a little dram like + that.” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb243" href="#pb243">243</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter began to eat. + </p> + <p> + “Just take off your coat; there’s nobody here but us.” + </p> + <p> + Quite so. Walter did take off his coat. + </p> + <p> + “And I’m going to sit close to you, for you are a dear, + good, sweet boy.” + </p> + <p> + Fancy, Fancy! + </p> + <p> + The liquor was strong, and Walter drank more of it than was good for + him. He lost some of his modesty, and hardly knew what he was saying + to the talkative Juffrouw, as she asked questions from time to time. + She was not quite satisfied with the way things were going, but hoped + for the best. + </p> + <p> + Occasionally Walter found time to wonder why he was there, what the + purpose of the enforced visit might be. His hostess seemed to have + forgotten all about those thieves and murderers; and when he reminded + her of them, she showed a spirit of valor that did him good. For he + and his valor were undone. + </p> + <p> + “I will do them! Do you think I’m afraid of such a fellow? + Well, I guess not. Not afraid of three of them. I wouldn’t be + afraid of ten of them—I’m not afraid of the whole world. I + will do them.” + </p> + <p> + All the better, thought Walter; for then he wouldn’t have to + “do” them. + </p> + <p> + They now heard something rustling around in the closet, or else they + imagined they heard something. Walter was frightened. He was a perfect + child again. + </p> + <p> + “Stay here, and I will see what it is,” cried the + Juffrouw. “Do you think I would let them beat you, or stab you, + or murder you, my boy! Never! Whoever <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb244" href="#pb244">244</a>]</span>touches you will have to walk + over me. But I will give them all they need.” + </p> + <p> + She went out, taking the light with her, to see what was the matter—if + anything. She was careful to leave Walter in the dark long enough for + him to wish for her return. The tables were being turned. A little + more, and the boy would seek protection under her apron. + </p> + <p> + “But, Juffrouw——” + </p> + <p> + “I will let you call me Christine. That’s my name.” + </p> + <p> + This was too much for Walter. He preferred to avoid addressing her + directly. + </p> + <p> + “But hadn’t I better go home now?” + </p> + <p> + “Not at all. You don’t want to leave me, do you? You know + your mother is in bed asleep now. Besides, it was understood that you + were to spend the night here and take breakfast with me.” + </p> + <p> + Breakfast! The boy hadn’t been doing anything else for an hour. + Was that to continue till morning? + </p> + <p> + “I’ll tell you what! Just undress yourself; and you needn’t + be a bit ashamed before me. I will make down a pallet for you there in + the corner. When I’m here alone—just a woman—with + all the thieves and robbers—oh, it’s so horrible!” + </p> + <p> + Walter did not dare to say no; nor did he dare to do what was proposed + so enticingly. He hesitated. + </p> + <p> + She talked sweetly and persuaded him. + </p> + <p> + He began to—— + </p> + <p> + The child was as if hypnotized. + </p> + <p> + O Fancy, Fancy! Where art thou? <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb245" + href="#pb245">245</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch28" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXVIII + </h2> + <p> + It will be remembered that on this significant Friday a boat-race had + been arranged for the amusement of the visiting princes and + princesses. It had to be called off on account of a disinclination on + the side of the wind to fill its part of the program, or rather, to + fill the sails. For it was to have been a “sail.” Rowing + was not in style then; it was not considered dignified and manly. + Besides, the boats were not built to be propelled in this way. + </p> + <p> + The boat-race had been canceled; but the crowd remained, and continued + to discharge its enthusiasm for royalty till a late hour. It was a + great day; and the populace perspired and shouted and howled. + </p> + <p> + It was so hot that kings and princesses perspired like ordinary + mortals. They flourished fans indolently. At that time there was a + special kind of fan: “<span lang="fr">joujoux de Normandie</span>.” + </p> + <p> + It was observed that the old countess-palatine manipulated her fan + more elegantly than anyone else. No doubt it was through this “gentle + art” that she exerted her greatest influence on humanity. + </p> + <p> + Gradually the carriages of the distinguished guests disappeared, and + the knightly horsemen tired of the saddle. The day drew to a close. + The populace pushed and crowded and sang and hurrahed and drank. + Fireworks were discharged, to express, so <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb246" href="#pb246">246</a>]</span>the newspapers said, the + inexpressible love of the people for princes and princesses. + </p> + <p> + Oh, those firecrackers, and the danger in them! Quick, quick—throw + it—a second longer and it will burst in your hand—hurrah! + </p> + <p> + It was magnificent—the danger and thrilling anxiety. There was a + tradition that somebody had once held a firecracker in his hand too + long and had been badly hurt by it. This traditional “somebody” + was now inspiring the revelers with fresh enthusiasm. + </p> + <p> + So it was on that evening, before the city authorities had prohibited + the use of fireworks. After the houses had been covered with slate, it + was thought that there was too much danger of fire in firecrackers, + but on that evening, when the houses still had thatch roofs, the + dangerous pleasure of Amsterdam youth was unrestrained. + </p> + <p> + And the other dangerous pleasures! How many lasses went home with + their skirts singed, some of them hardly getting home at all. + Interesting adventures! And a boy—“those boys have to have + their noses in everything”—yes, a youth came very near + getting a load in his face. Thrilling delight! + </p> + <p> + The crowd was now in the street where Juffrouw Laps resided. The + reader will recall that Walter was spending the night with her. + </p> + <p> + Boom! went a gun, or a cannon-cracker; and Walter awoke just as his + affectionate hostess and religious adviser was going to give him a + kiss. + </p> + <p> + Juffrouw Laps had burned her sinful lips. “Lord have mercy on + us, what is that!” she cried. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb247" href="#pb247">247</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Both ran to the open window. Ordinarily a respectable Hollandish girl + never leaves her window open at night; but the extreme heat of the + evening must be urged in Juffrouw Laps’s favor. + </p> + <p> + It was clear to them at once that they had not been fired upon by + those “murderers,” for nobody paid any attention to them + or showed any interest in them. Other windows were open, as well; and + on all sides people were looking out. Right and left a cannonade of + firecrackers was going on. + </p> + <p> + In the interest of privacy Juffrouw Laps took the precaution to blow + out the light as quickly as possible. Another might have neglected + this. + </p> + <p> + Walter looked down on it all with the delight of a child. He forgot + the insistent kindness of his hostess; he thought of nothing but the + crowd below and their antics. The noise and tumult sobered him; and it + even had a quieting effect on Juffrouw Laps. + </p> + <p> + “How foolish the people are. They push one another hither and + thither and don’t know themselves why they do it.” + </p> + <p> + “Click, click!” answered an enthusiast with a gun. He was + in the midst of a bevy of girls, who scattered in an uproar. + </p> + <p> + “They’re all drunk,” said Juffrouw Laps. “I + wish they would go home. I’m tired—and it’s two o’clock.” + </p> + <p> + “Just a little more!” begged Walter. “I’m not + tired—not a bit!” + </p> + <p> + “I’m afraid you’re catching cold. For you know, the + night air after a hot day—well, put on your cap, dearest. I + wouldn’t have this night air to give you <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb248" href="#pb248">248</a>]</span>a cold for everything in + the world. Look, there goes another one.” It was a Roman candle. + </p> + <div class="poem" lang="fr"> + <p class="line"> + “Amour à la plus belle. + </p> + <p class="line"> + Honneur au plus vaillant——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Why don’t they sing Dutch? Do you understand any of it?” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew something of the handsome Dunois, who slew so many Turks + and received as his reward the daughter of the duke, his master. How + would a knight be rewarded after he had already received one reward? + Or how would it have been if the master had had no daughter? + </p> + <p> + While Walter was asking his lady friend such difficult questions as + these, they heard an outburst of cries and abuse and oaths below. A + reaction had set in. It was a perfect riot. The crowd swayed first one + way then the other, according as one party or the other was in the + ascendency. + </p> + <p> + Non-combatants were pushing their way out; combatants, themselves + crowded, were crowding others. Cries of “help” were heard. + Mothers, with babies in their arms, attested their fear; women in + delicate health made their condition known. + </p> + <p> + The press was worst on the corner, whither the revelers were streaming + from three directions. Here was located a popular restaurant and + drinking-place, which was probably the destination of the stream + coming from Amstel Street. The second stream, coming from Utrecht + Street, evidently had the same objective in view. The strongest + current was flowing <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb249" href="#pb249">249</a>]</span>from + the belligerent group, which was now squeezed into close quarters. + </p> + <p> + From his recent experience Walter knew what it meant to be in such a + mob. Whoever fell was walked over. But it really wasn’t so bad + as that: to fall was impossible. The danger was in being crowded off + the street into basements, where limbs and necks might be easily + broken. In this respect there was more danger than there had been the + evening before in Kalver Street. + </p> + <p> + “Christian souls!” cried Juffrouw Laps. “I’m + getting right sick at the stomach.” + </p> + <p> + Walter’s condition was about the same. All at once he seized her + arm. He thought that he saw somebody—somebody who looked like—— + </p> + <p> + “That’s right, dear. Hold fast to me. It’s simply + death and murder!” + </p> + <p> + Walter did not say anything. + </p> + <p> + “Isn’t it enough to run anybody crazy?” continued + the dear Juffrouw. “Hold fast to me, and remember that I am your + Christine.” + </p> + <p> + He was remembering something else. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t be afraid—Lord, that child’s beside + himself—nobody shall hurt you. I will take care of you.” + </p> + <p> + He held on to her arm all the tighter; otherwise he was as if turned + to stone. + </p> + <p> + “I wouldn’t pay any attention to it, sweetheart. But—it + is bad enough. Do you see that girl there with the North Holland cap + on? I wouldn’t like to be in her place.” + </p> + <p> + “It is—Femke! O God, it is Femke!” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb250" href="#pb250">250</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Shaking off Juffrouw Laps, who attempted to hold him back, he rushed + down the steps and in a few minutes was in the thickest of the fray. + </p> + <p> + He fought his way through the crowd like a mad-man, soon reaching the + point where he had seen Femke. She, however, had disappeared. A man + with flashy cap and sailor’s jacket, who from above had looked + like her escort, was still contending with the crowd. It seemed as if + the two had come arm in arm through Amstel Street. + </p> + <p> + “Is there a girl here with a North Holland cap on?” + </p> + <p> + The man was too busy fighting and wrestling for standing-room to make + answer. Meanwhile, Walter noticed that the fellow was struggling + toward the “Herberge,” and concluded that his lady must + have taken refuge there. + </p> + <p> + Walter paid no more attention to the punches and blows he received. He + was only concerned to give as many blows as were necessary to hasten + his arrival at the restaurant. The place was about as badly crowded as + the street, but there was no fighting going on. + </p> + <p> + Yes, Walter had made a good beginning: yesterday in the “Polish + Coffeehouse,” to-day in the “Juniper Berry”—thrown + in there, fighting his way in here. + </p> + <p> + He was in the restaurant at last, looking for Femke. Now he thought + that he had discovered her, standing on a step, or something of the + kind. With lips tightly closed, her arms crossed, the girl was looking + quietly down on the multitude as if in silent contempt. The rim was + torn from her cap and was hanging down. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb251" href="#pb251">251</a>]</span>Walter thought that he even + saw blood on her face—Femke’s dear face! + </p> + <p> + He was exhausted and could not reach her. He looked at her. She did + not see him. + </p> + <p> + She stood there proud and haughty. He called to her. She did not hear. + </p> + <p> + “O God! she despises me. I deserve it for my cowardice at Holsma’s.” + </p> + <p> + “Boy,” said the woman behind the bar, “we don’t + have any bellowing here. If you want to bellow go to your mother.” + </p> + <p> + Easier said than done. He couldn’t move a peg, such was the + press. He was shoved against the counter; and it was impossible for + him to keep sight of Femke. The tears began to roll down his cheeks. + </p> + <p> + “What are you doing in such a crowd anyway?” continued the + woman, “when you’re so weak. You look as flimsy as a + dish-rag. What have you been doing? Let me give you a glass of cognac.” + </p> + <p> + He would have been only too glad to pay for his place; but, as he + “received at home everything that he needed,” he did not + have the wherewithal. Still, there was no danger of his being thrown + out. The crowd, which was threatening to expend its remaining energy + in destroying the liquids of the place, was now occupying the barmaid’s + attention. I should say Mrs. Goremest’s attention. She was the + proprietress. + </p> + <p> + The girl continued to hold her position of advantage. There was + something scornful in her features. “Who dares!” she + seemed to say. + </p> + <p> + Walter was feeling bad. She looked over in his <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb252" href="#pb252">252</a>]</span>direction, but without seeing + him. He called; but she did not hear. + </p> + <p> + Then the fellow with the flashy cap and sailor jacket appeared in the + door. He had not been one of the belligerents; but he had suffered the + fate of neutral powers. As his clothing testified, both parties had + been his enemies. + </p> + <p> + So intent was the fellow on getting in that he did not even take time + to return the shoves and cuffs that he received. Twice, three times he + was crowded back; for where so many want the same thing, it isn’t + easy to obtain. Nevertheless, he had one advantage over the others, + who sought only a resting-place and a glass of liquor. He was incited + by something else. + </p> + <p> + Walter hoped with all his heart that the fellow would succeed in + reaching Femke. She looked so lonely in the midst of that wild mob. If + he had been stronger, he would have—but she wouldn’t have + anything to do with him. Wouldn’t she push him off, just as she + did the insolent fellow who first caught hold of her apron? + </p> + <p> + The girl seemed now to spy the sailor. She nodded to him and smiled, + as if to encourage him. Or was she thanking him for his fidelity? Her + smile bore the message that she was uninjured, and fearless. Yes, she + stood there a statute of repose. + </p> + <p> + The sailor nodded back. + </p> + <p> + He would never have denied her, Walter thought. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Goremest happened to see the new arrival; and, from the way she + greeted him, he seemed to be a frequent visitor to her place: <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb253" href="#pb253">253</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Hello, Klaas. Are you there too? You’re out of breath, + aren’t you?” + </p> + <p> + She gave orders to let him through, and even came out a few steps and + helped open up the way for him. + </p> + <p> + Thus it happened that Klaas Verlaan found standing-room at the counter + not far from Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Well, they’ve made the most of you!” + </p> + <p> + He saw it the same way. He was never certain of a moment’s + recreation before bedtime. Walter, as well as the girl who still + maintained her elevated position in the corner, agreed with the + bar-woman’s verdict. + </p> + <p> + “Had a good day?” continued the woman. “It was bad + about the boat-race.” + </p> + <p> + Klaas placed his finger on his mouth, as if he were going to tell her + a secret. He wanted to tell of an adventure with Princess Erika. + </p> + <p> + “A glass of corn?” translated the bar-woman, but without + guessing the right thing. + </p> + <p> + “Half and half?” + </p> + <p> + “Nor that either.” + </p> + <p> + “Red?” + </p> + <p> + This time Klaas was particularly dainty and hard to please. He + declined regularly whatever she suggested and continued to exert + himself to draw her into a more confidential talk. He had had the + pleasure of pulling Princess Erika out of the water. + </p> + <p> + On the outside they were still singing, “Amour à la plus + belle.” + </p> + <p> + “The devil take those Welsh songs!” cried one of the + drinkers. “We are Dutchmen forever!” <span class="pagenum"> + [<a id="pb254" href="#pb254">254</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Yes, we are Dutchman forever——” + </p> + <p> + “And our prince——” + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” + </p> + <p> + “I will sing what I please; and, if anybody doesn’t want + to sing”—he struck himself on the chest, and the whole + party was Dutch and enthusiastic over royalty. “Our Prince” + was sung lustily, and to a finish. + </p> + <p> + “Hurrah!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen——” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen——” + </p> + <p> + “And under the republic!” + </p> + <p> + “Long live the republic!” + </p> + <p> + “You all ought to have seen a yacht-race then.” + </p> + <p> + “And our prince——” + </p> + <p> + “Under the republic all men were equal.” + </p> + <p> + “Equal. No difference at all.” + </p> + <p> + “Down with the tyrants!” + </p> + <p> + “They’re not a bit better than we are!” + </p> + <p> + “They suck the life out of the people.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they bleed us.” + </p> + <p> + “And why? Because you’re all cowardly dogs.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, they’re all cowardly dogs.” + </p> + <p> + “You put your necks under the yoke.” + </p> + <p> + “Whenever a king comes around, or an emperor, or a prince, then + all of you are so frightened you tremble like an aspen leaf.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, like an aspen leaf!” + </p> + <p> + “If you fellows were——” + </p> + <p> + “All men are born free.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, we were born free and equal.” + </p> + <p> + “And true Dutch hearts—what say you, Mrs. Goremest? <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb255" href="#pb255">255</a>]</span>What do + you think, that’s a daughter of M’neer——” + </p> + <p> + The name died on the speaker’s lips. He became pale. + </p> + <p> + “A daughter of M’neer——!” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly. Ask Verlaan.” + </p> + <p> + Verlaan nodded. + </p> + <p> + “Is that so, Klaas? Really and truly? Why then does she stand + there dressed that way—like an ordinary girl?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, those clothes came from my Gertie, you know. Rich people + have——” + </p> + <p> + “Come, boys, we must go home now. Mother Goremest needs sleep, + too. We are not made of iron; we are flesh and blood.” + </p> + <p> + “Down with the tyrants! We were born free. True Dutch hearts——” + </p> + <p> + “Sh! The young lady——” + </p> + <p> + “What? That girl? What then?” + </p> + <p> + “Sh! The daughter of—but don’t say a word. Damme if + it isn’t so—the daughter of M’neer—Kopperlith!” + </p> + <p> + “Kopperlith on <i>Keizersgracht</i>? What are you talking about, + man! Kopperlith—on <i>Keizersgracht</i>!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, of course. Come, we’re going.” + </p> + <p> + “His daughter? His——natural daughter?” + </p> + <p> + “That’s right. You understand it now; but keep quiet about + it.” + </p> + <p> + The true Dutch hearts and republicans paid and left the bar. + </p> + <p> + It was a sudden whim of Klaas Verlaan’s to make his ward a child + of <i>Keizersgracht</i>; but it brought <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb256" href="#pb256">256</a>]</span>him in more ducats than he + cared to admit afterward. + </p> + <p> + Kopperlith? Kopperlith? on <i>Keizersgracht</i>? Femke on <i> + Keizersgracht</i>! And on the day after to-morrow he was to begin work + for this wealthy gentleman. + </p> + <p> + His head swam. Was he still Walter Pieterse? He doubted it. Before he + had quite come to himself, he was forced through the door with other + late stragglers. It was time for Mrs. Goremest to close. + </p> + <p> + The street was comparatively quiet now. Walter remained near the + “Herberge,” which to him was a sort of temple where his + Goddess was being worshiped. Now and then somebody else was pitched + out the door, who would have been glad to stay longer. It was not + every day that one got an opportunity to see a daughter of M’neer + Kopperlith. Some wanted to join the triumvirate of Verlaan, the + republican speaker, and Mrs. Goremest; but the three felt themselves + strong enough to do the work and share the rewards. + </p> + <p> + At last the outflow ceased, and Walter was just going to peep through + the curtains of the glass door, when the door opened again and the + republican emerged. Walter heard Klaas call to him: + </p> + <p> + “There on the corner in Paarden Street, you know<span + class="corr" id="xd0e5559" title="Source: ,">.</span> If it costs a + dollar more, that’s all right. Tell the cabby——” + </p> + <p> + Walter understood. The republican was to get a cab—for Femke? + </p> + <p> + Walter waited. In the meanwhile, Mrs. Goremest had locked the door and + drawn the curtains, so that it was impossible for him to look in now. + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb257" href="#pb257">257</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In a short time a carriage drove up, and the republican sprang out of + it. The door of Mrs. Goremest’s establishment opened again, and + Klaas Verlaan with the ostensible daughter of Kopperlith appeared. + </p> + <p> + “Femke, I am here!” Walter cried, hurrying to her. “I + am here. Oh, Femke, don’t go with the strange men!” + </p> + <p> + “What in the devil are you doing here again!” snorted + Verlaan, seizing Walter by the collar to pull him back into the + restaurant. “What do you want? And who are you?” + </p> + <p> + “Femke, don’t go with the strange men. I will take you + home, I, Walter.” + </p> + <p> + “The boy is weak in the upper story,” affirmed Mrs. + Goremest. “He’s been bellowing around her the whole + evening like a calf, and he hasn’t spent a doit.” + </p> + <p> + Walter reached for Femke’s hand; and then he noticed how + curiously she was rigged out. She was completely covered. Of her head, + face, shoulders, figure—nothing was to be seen. Mrs. Goremest + had contributed her cloak; but what would one not do for a Kopperlith? + Still, she was saving: Only the stump of one tallow candle was + burning. It flickered strangely, giving to everything a ghostly + appearance. + </p> + <p> + “Is it you, Erich?” the girl asked. + </p> + <p> + “Femke, Femke, for God’s sake, don’t go with those + strange men!” + </p> + <p> + Tearing himself away from Verlaan, he threw himself at Femke’s + feet. He pulled aside her cloak and covered her hand with tears and + kisses. + </p> + <p> + “Just like I tell you,” declared Mrs. Goremest. “The + boy is as crazy as a bedbug.” <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb258" href="#pb258">258</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Femke, I will never deny you again. Strike me, tread on me, + kill me, but—don’t go with those strange men.” + </p> + <p> + “Light!” cried the girl peremptorily—a word that + even a Dutchman understands. + </p> + <p> + The republican took the candle from the counter and held it so that + the light fell on Walter’s face. The boy was still kneeling. + Through an opening in her hood the girl looked down on him and was + silent. She did not withdraw the hand that Walter held closely pressed + to his lips. + </p> + <p> + Verlaan made a motion as if to remove the intruder; but the girl + stopped him with a look. Then she laid her free hand on Walter’s + head, saying simply: + </p> + <p> + “My brother!” + </p> + <p> + “Another <span class="corr" id="xd0e5600" + title="Source: descendent">descendant</span> of Kopperlith!” + growled the republican. The young people have strange ideas about how + to spend the night.” + </p> + <p> + When Walter came to his senses, he was in the street again. The + carriage had driven away—whether with her, or without her; + whether with the two men, or without them—that he did not know. + It made no difference to him: she had called him “brother,” + seriously, solemnly. She had spoken clearly and distinctly. + </p> + <p> + “O God! I thank thee. Thou art kind and compassionate. I didn’t + know that Femke could speak like that. She must have felt it down in + her heart.” + </p> + <p> + To-morrow, he thought, he would become immensely wealthy—in + “business”—and, of course, he was going to be a king + again, and still more: For Femke he would be more than a brother! + Juffrouw <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb259" href="#pb259">259</a>]</span>Laps + had awakened in him—well, something, he did not know himself + what it was. His heart rejoiced; he walked upon stilts, as tired as he + was, and wondered that his head did not bump against the clouds. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb260" href="#pb260">260</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch29" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXIX + </h2> + <p> + For anyone in Walter’s present mood, there are only two things + in the world; self, and—nothingness! + </p> + <p> + Walter looked about him. “Butter Market,” he read on a + sign. He noticed that in the street socks could be bought, wagons + hired, etc., etc. + </p> + <p> + But what did it all mean? Nothing. He had kissed Femke’s hand! + </p> + <p> + It is too bad that the world did not sink out of existence on that + summer night. + </p> + <p> + If Walter had noticed such an occurrence, he might have asked if Femke + was hurt; otherwise the phenomenon would not have disturbed him. + </p> + <p> + The reader will understand, of course, that on this eventful night the + world did not go down. + </p> + <p> + Walter forgave the sun for rising. He even excused the Butter Market + for being such a hot place; but it was difficult for him to convince + himself that it was not all a dream. + </p> + <p> + A new feeling took possession of him. His ambitious plans of a + material nature receded into the background of consciousness. His one + desire now was to love Femke—and win her love. Those continents + that were expecting salvation from him might wait. + </p> + <p> + He thought of Femke and her soft hand. Never had her hand felt like + that. Formerly it had seemed <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb261" + href="#pb261">261</a>]</span>harder and rougher; but, of course, he + had just been mistaken about it. He imagined, too, that hitherto he + had not marked her voice well, nor her carriage. Surely, he had never + seen the true Femke till to-night—better, this morning. + </p> + <p> + But—Klaas Verlaan and his rough companions! What did all that + gab about M’neer Kopperlith mean? There were other questions + too; but—Femke had called him brother; and that was one thing + which with him was as firm as the rock of Gibraltar. + </p> + <p> + Brooding thus, he slipped along through the streets. Weak and tired, + he came to the “Dam.” Here he saw a long row of carriages. + The coachmen sat in their places waiting for the princely guests, who + had wanted to see a Holland sunrise. The sun was already in sight; but + there were no princes and princesses to see him. A few laborers were + looking on indifferently. + </p> + <p> + Yesterday Walter would have exerted himself to see a live, fullgrown + king, just to find out if he looked like Macbeth, or Arthur, or Lear. + To-day he was so tired that kings did not interest him. + </p> + <p> + He was just starting on, when the coachmen suddenly assumed a rigid + attitude. A boy remarked that “they” were coming now. He + was right: they did come; and all, except one old lady, drove away so + rapidly that scarcely anyone saw them. She touched her coachman on the + shoulder. + </p> + <p> + “She has forgotten something,” said the boy. + </p> + <p> + Three or four cavaliers stormed back into the palace and brought her + fan. While they were gone, the boys wondered at the pimples on her + face. Walter’s <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb262" href="#pb262">262</a>]</span>pictures + had had nothing of that kind. How different Femke’s face was! + </p> + <p> + Walter trudged along further; and, without thinking of where he was + going, he came to the meadow where Femke and her mother dried their + clothes. He sat down on the grass, intending to wait for the first + signs of life in Femke’s home. He was not certain that she was + there; he did not know but that she might still be at Holsma’s; + but there would be somebody there. + </p> + <p> + Overcome by weariness he lay down and gradually fell asleep. His cap + came off, rolled down into the ditch and disappeared in the mud. + </p> + <p> + If anyone passed by, he remarked that there lay a drunken fellow. Yes, + youth begins early. Possibly the fellow was sick; but then the police + would take care of him. Nobody hurt him; nobody touched him. His + dreams were undisturbed. + </p> + <p> + He dreamed of various things; but the principal object of his dreams + was a young girl, who was standing on a platform playing ball with + heavy men, as if that were nothing. Suddenly it was little Sietske + Holsma. + </p> + <p> + Then in his dreams he heard a voice: + </p> + <p> + “Goodness, boy, how did you get here?” + </p> + <p> + At first the voice was far away, then nearer, and finally quite near. + He had the dim impression that somebody was pulling him up to a + sitting posture. + </p> + <p> + “Sietske!” he whispered, still sleeping. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that’s my name. How did you know it?” + </p> + <p> + “Sietske——!” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly. Who told you? And what are <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb263" href="#pb263">263</a>]</span>you doing here. It isn’t + very respectable. Are you drunk? And so young, too.” + </p> + <p> + He called Sietske’s name again. + </p> + <p> + “You may call me by my first name, if you want to; but how does + it come? Did Femke tell you? It’s a real disgrace to lie here + like a hog. What were you going to say?” + </p> + <p> + Walter rubbed his eyes and felt of his head. “I would like to + wash myself,” he said, not yet wide awake. + </p> + <p> + “All right,” cried Mrs. Claus. “And you’re not + hurt, are you? Where is your cap?” + </p> + <p> + “Wash—with cold water,” Walter said. + </p> + <p> + “Good! Come to the pump with me.” She led him through the + house and across the back yard. + </p> + <p> + “You needn’t be afraid to undress here; nobody can see + you. But how did you happen to call me by my first name all at once. + Not that I’m offended at all.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was still too much asleep to recall what had happened to him + during the past few hours; so he only said that he had a headache and + must wash himself first. + </p> + <p> + Mrs. Claus, noticing that he was ashamed to undress, hung some quilts + on the fence, thus converting the yard into a sort of room. It never + occurred to her that her own presence might embarrass him. Walter was + still not quite pleased with the outlook for a bath; but since + yesterday he had been thinking of other things as strange. + </p> + <p> + He began to strip, allowing Mrs. Claus to help him, just as if he had + been fifteen years younger than he was. To Mrs. Claus he was only a + child. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb264" href="#pb264">264</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + She laid him on a bench under the spout and began to pump. At the + first drops he shivered; then the water flooded his head and + shoulders. He could neither see nor speak. His efforts to speak she + interpreted as calls for more water. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, this will be good for you.” Her words were drowned + by the splashing water. + </p> + <p> + “You didn’t hurt yourself, did you? Do you think that will + be enough now? I’ve pumped till I’ve got a pain in my + side. But if you think that——” + </p> + <p> + She stopped all at once, but still held on to the pump handle, as if + to show her willingness to continue. + </p> + <p> + “I forgot entirely to”—she began pumping again—“wash + you off with green soap. Femke always washes herself with it. It makes + the skin nice and smooth.—You ought to see your back now. It + shines like a looking-glass.” + </p> + <p> + Walter wanted to say something but couldn’t. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and your forehead, too. It’s the green soap that + does it. I guess your mother never washes you with green soap, does + she? Then one must scour and scrub and rub. But, if you are not used + to soap——” + </p> + <p> + She lifted that terrible pump handle again. + </p> + <p> + “I believe this will be about enough,” Walter blubbered. + His mouth was so full of water that again Mrs. Claus did not + understand him. + </p> + <p> + “Green soap is good for corns, and for rheumatism.” She + was pumping away for dear life. + </p> + <p> + Walter finally succeeded in rescuing himself and the bench from that + destructive stream of water. He was now able to make his cries for + mercy understood; but <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb265" + href="#pb265">265</a>]</span>he was not yet able to get up. Besides, + the good woman had hung his clothes out of his reach, and he was + ashamed. He remained sitting. + </p> + <p> + “Do you want anything else?” inquired the water nymph. + </p> + <p> + “No, no, no!” he answered quickly. She was already lifting + the pump-handle again. “But——” + </p> + <p> + The simple, innocent woman did not understand; and, when he continued + to sit there like a helpless lump of misery, she asked: + </p> + <p> + “Do you have a pain anywhere?” + </p> + <p> + “No, I haven’t any pains.” + </p> + <p> + “Are you tired?” + </p> + <p> + He was still tired, and said so. + </p> + <p> + “And I woke you up! I’ll tell you what, you must go to + sleep and take a good nap.” + </p> + <p> + She began drying him off, as if that were a usual thing in her day’s + work. Then she rolled him up in a sheet and carried him off like a + sack of clothes. He could not but notice the way she laid him down. + Then she covered him warmly. + </p> + <p> + “Straighten out your legs, my boy.” + </p> + <p> + Walter did as she said, and experienced an indescribable feeling of + comfort. And when she punched him and patted him and tucked him in, + and said: “Poor child, you can sleep good now. This is Femke’s + bed, you know——” then he was more than comfortable; + he was delighted. + </p> + <p> + When he awakened at about four o’clock in the afternoon he heard + whispering voices. He listened, at first to find out where he was, and + then to understand what was being said. <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb266" href="#pb266">266</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + It seemed as if there were a plot further to confuse Sietske with + Femke in his mind. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Sietske; but what does he mean by lying out like that? If + I were his mother——” + </p> + <p> + The answer was: + </p> + <p> + “Cousin, I don’t suppose his mother knows about it. + Hermann did the same thing once. That’s the way boys are.” + </p> + <p> + Oho! Sietske was there; and Mrs. Claus was her cousin, and her name + was Sietske too! And that girl—there in Mrs. Goremest’s + place? + </p> + <p> + His thoughts became more and more confused; though physically he felt + well. + </p> + <p> + How would it do, he thought, to tear a little piece out of the sheet, + so as to be able to examine it to-morrow and make certain of himself + and his adventures? + </p> + <p> + If he had been accustomed to fine bedlinen at home, he might now have + taken an especial pleasure in Mrs. Claus’s extremely rough + homemade linen. Hm! He had always dreamed of princesses sleeping on + embroidered silk, among diamonds and pearls! He did not yet know that + it is possible to conceive royal and imperial highnesses otherwise at + night, and that perhaps a princess might sometimes be willing to + tousle Femke’s bed. + </p> + <p> + He looked about the room. There was another small bed, where, he + supposed, Femke’s mother slept. Across the room was the chimney. + Here were small shelves decorated with works of art. Walter noticed + the “resurrection of Lazarus.” Four chairs were in the + room. One was standing by his bed, and on it his clothes were + carefully arranged. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb267" href="#pb267">267</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + In the middle of the room stood a table; and the drawer was partly + open. It was too full. Father Jansen’s woolen socks were peeping + out while they waited for repairs. Walter wondered if those other + objectionable articles were there too. + </p> + <p> + On the wall, at the head of his bed, hung a crucifix, with a small + basin of holy water. With that she crosses herself, he thought. He + stuck his hand into it: it was dry. The whole arrangement was fastened + to an embroidered piece of cardboard, and, when he touched it, + something fell from behind it. + </p> + <p> + It looked like a large-sized letter. Walter picked it up and looked + for the address. He felt that it must be a letter from Femke to him. + Then he reproached himself, and, trembling with emotion, restored the + piece of paper to its place. He had held it up to the light: it was + the Ophelia that he had presented her after his illness! She had + treasured the picture together with the most sacred thing she + possessed. + </p> + <p> + He was wide awake now; but who wouldn’t wake up on receiving a + letter from Heaven? + </p> + <p> + He dressed himself and went into the other room, where he supposed + Mrs. Claus and Sietske were. Not a soul was to be seen. For the first + time it occurred to him that after those few words he had heard + nothing more. The girl had surely visited her “cousin” and + then gone away. + </p> + <p> + But Mrs. Claus herself? Perhaps she, too, had gone away. This was the + case; however, she had not gone out without leaving behind her a + peculiar sign of her uncouth character and lack of refinement. On a + small table, before which stood an inviting chair, <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb268" href="#pb268">268</a>]</span>lay two + pieces of bread and butter of her standard make. Beside them was a pot + of coffee. To be sure, it was cold now; but—well, Walter acted + quickly “according to his convictions.” + </p> + <p> + Other thoughts now forced themselves on his mind. The “House of + Pieterse” appeared to his mind’s eye as a menacing + waterspout. In the face of this danger difficult questions that had + been clamoring for answer had to be forgotten. + </p> + <p> + To go home? For heaven’s sake, no! + </p> + <p> + His mother, Stoffel, his sisters—all had turned into Macbethan + witches. In his imagination, even Leentje had deserted him and was + asking him to beg forgiveness for his shameful behavior. He thought of + the prodigal son; though he knew that no calf, fat or otherwise, would + be slaughtered on his return. + </p> + <p> + <i>Sakkerloot!</i> I haven’t done anything wrong; I haven’t + squandered anything—not a doit of my inheritance! Have I allowed + the wine to run out? Not a drop! + </p> + <p> + But something must have been the matter; for—he did not dare to + go home. + </p> + <p> + Have I had any pleasure? Have I enjoyed any feast with four young + ladies? No! Have I allowed hounds to run around loose in the + banquet-hall? Have I had any negro servant to hold my horse? + </p> + <p> + There he took his stand. And he stayed there. Of camels and girls and + wine he felt that he was innocent; but himself, and his adventures of + the night, he was unable further to explain. + </p> + <p> + “I wish I were a crumb of bread,” he sighed, as he <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb269" href="#pb269">269</a>]</span>stuck one + into his mouth, “then I would know where I belong.” + </p> + <p> + Doubtless the first crumb of bread that was ever envied by a ruler. + </p> + <p> + Go to America? + </p> + <p> + Yes, if he only had those hundred florins that Mr. Motto had relieved + him of. Of course that worthy gentleman was now living like a prince + on the money. At least, Juffrouw Pieterse had said as much. But, even + if he had the money, he could not go away and leave Mrs. Claus’s + house to the mercy of stray thieves and robbers. In a way, hadn’t + he on yesterday evening taken the field against robbers? + </p> + <p> + Besides, he had no cap. There was nothing in sight that looked like a + hat. Yes—there hung a North Holland cap! + </p> + <p> + Femke? America? <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb270" href="#pb270">270</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch30" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXX + </h2> + <p> + While Walter was looking at Femke’s cap and revolving other + plans of escape, the door opened and Kaatje, the girl from Holsma’s, + walked in. Not recognizing her, Walter did not understand her when she + said that Femke had sent her to ask how he was. He looked at the + messenger searchingly; then he asked: + </p> + <p> + “Are you trying to make a fool of me?” + </p> + <p> + He had puzzled over recent events till everything seemed ghostly and + unreal; and he was angry. + </p> + <p> + “My dear sir, Femke sent me.” + </p> + <p> + “What Femke? Somebody’s grandmother again.” He took + a step forward; and his attitude was threatening. + </p> + <p> + “Are you that giant Miller’s sweetheart?” taking + another step forward, while Kaatje fell back. + </p> + <p> + “Young man!” + </p> + <p> + Kaatje was already outside of the door, Walter close after her with + his fists doubled up. + </p> + <p> + “Young man, what’s the matter with you?” + </p> + <p> + “What’s the matter with me? I’m tired of being made + a fool of. You understand?” + </p> + <p> + She retreated backwards; he pursued. It may have looked comical; but + that was the way his anger chose to express itself. In this manner the + girl returned by the same way she came, which was the footpath across + the meadow where the clothes were dried. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb271" href="#pb271">271</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, heavens! If the doctor would only come.” + </p> + <p> + “What do you think of me?” Walter said, punctuating his + words. + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Lord!” + </p> + <p> + “Do <i>you</i> think I’m drunk?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, no, no. Not at all!” + </p> + <p> + “Or crazy?” + </p> + <p> + “No, no!—Where can the doctor be so long!” + </p> + <p> + Two very similar shouts put an end to the strained situation. + </p> + <p> + “Thank God, there he is!” + </p> + <p> + “Thank God, there it is!” + </p> + <p> + One cry came from Dr. Holsma’s coachman, who was driving up + hurriedly; the other cry meant that two boys, who were fishing in the + ditch for frogs, had caught Walter’s cap. + </p> + <p> + Walter accepted his lost property without question or complaint; while + Kaatje, with tears in her eyes, ran up to Dr. Holsma to explain what + was the matter. + </p> + <p> + “Is it really so bad?” asked that gentleman presently. + </p> + <p> + He approached Walter, who was shaking the mud from his cap, glad to + think that he was concealing his embarrassment and fright. + </p> + <p> + “Well, my boy, it’s a good thing I met you here. I wanted + to ask you if you wouldn’t like to take dinner with us this + evening. Afterwards we will all go out for a little amusement, if you + like.” + </p> + <p> + That was the tone Walter needed to hear. He burst into tears. + </p> + <p> + “Thank you, thank you! That will be nice for my mother, too.” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb272" href="#pb272">272</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Holsma motioned to Kaatje, who had timidly retired to the background. + </p> + <p> + “Go to Juffrouw Pieterse and tell her that the young gentleman + dines with us, and that he is going to spend the evening with us.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” cried Walter quickly, “and——” + </p> + <p> + The doctor looked at him anxiously. He was afraid that he saw symptoms + of the alleged mental disorder; but Walter’s eye was calm and + gave no ground for fear. + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, can’t she say too that I——” + </p> + <p> + “Out with it, my boy! What have you on your heart?” + </p> + <p> + “That I was with you—all day!” + </p> + <p> + Holsma reflected. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly,” he said, “all day.” + </p> + <p> + “From early this morning—from seven o’clock on.” + </p> + <p> + “From seven o’clock on,” the doctor repeated. + </p> + <p> + “And—I ate breakfast at your house.” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, the young gentleman ate breakfast at our house. To + be sure, he ate breakfast with us. Kaatje, you can ride in the + carriage with us.” + </p> + <p> + As Holsma helped Walter in he gave the coachman directions to stop at + Juffrouw Pieterse’s, where “the girl” was “to + leave a message.” When he took a seat by his protégé, + Walter pressed his hand and exclaimed: “Oh, what a good fortune + it is that I found you!” + </p> + <p> + “Do you think so? It was only a—mere accident. Mrs. Claus + is a——” + </p> + <p> + “A cousin?” interrupted Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and she’s a good woman,” said Holsma. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb273" href="#pb273">273</a>]</span>“She + is a cousin of ours, and I came to visit her. I do that every week, + not as a physician, but as a kinsman. You can go to see her as much as + you like: nothing will hurt you there.” + </p> + <p> + “M’neer!” exclaimed Walter suddenly—and he + caught his breath—“I think so much of Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “So?” answered Holsma dryly. “I do too.” + </p> + <p> + The doctor was diagnosing Walter’s case; but he preferred to do + it quietly. While speaking of indifferent things, he noted that Kaatje + had been mistaken; that Walter was both excited and exhausted, but + that his mind was unaffected. On the contrary, his mind was growing. + His soul was expanding. + </p> + <p> + When Kaatje left the carriage, Walter felt that the time had come to + give and receive explanations. Holsma was of a contrary opinion. He + was friendly enough, but showed no inclination for heart-to-heart + confidences. Walter’s confusing story was promptly interrupted. + </p> + <p> + “I’ve heard that you’re going to enter the world of + business.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, sir, the day after to-morrow.” + </p> + <p> + “Well, that isn’t bad, if you get into the right hands. + You must work, though; and that’s good for boys like you.” + </p> + <p> + Fearing that Walter might imagine he was something more than the + average boy, Holsma continued immediately: + </p> + <p> + “It’s a good thing for everybody, especially young people. + They’re all alike; and all need to work. All boys must work; and + girls, too. Everybody must work.” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb274" href="#pb274">274</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter did not understand that the doctor was giving him a dose of + medicine; but he saw that the time for explanations had not yet + arrived. Still he would have felt better if he could have unburdened + his mind of at least a part of those persistent memories of last + night. His instinct of chivalry would have prevented him from + mentioning the details of the Laps affair, which, after all, had only + been an ineffective attack. + </p> + <p> + He began again; but the doctor interrupted him before he had hardly + mentioned the fried potatoes. + </p> + <p> + “Yes, such things happen to everybody. That doesn’t amount + to anything. The thing for young people to do—and for old + people, too—is to work. It seems to be rather windy.” + </p> + <p> + That was true. If it had only been as windy yesterday. + </p> + <p> + “Do you like pictures?” asked Holsma, when they had left + the carriage and were entering his home. + </p> + <p> + “Of course!” + </p> + <p> + “Good! Just go into that room. Look at everything as long as you + please.” + </p> + <p> + The doctor pushed him into the room, then ran through the hall and up + the stairs to prepare the family for Walter’s reception. + </p> + <p> + Walter found little pleasure in paintings. He had had no training in + art. For him, a man with a dog and a hare was merely a man with a dog + and a hare. He felt that a poem ought to have been written about it + all; then it would have been intelligible. His glance fell on the + portrait of a woman, or a queen, or a fairy, or a mayor’s + daughter. + </p> + <p> + Femke! <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb275" href="#pb275">275</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Instead of the North Holland cap she wore a diadem of sparkling stars, + or rays of—— + </p> + <p> + “Dinner is ready, and papa and mamma invite you to come out to + the dining-room. Are you still sore after your fall?” It was + little Sietske. + </p> + <p> + “I didn’t fall.” + </p> + <p> + “I mean from your fall on the table in the coffee-house. How + comical! Well, if you are all right again, we’re going out this + evening—papa, mamma, William, Hermann, you, I—all! We’re + going to the theatre!” + </p> + <p> + Sietske had understood her orders. + </p> + <p> + “Going out?—to the theatre? But my mother——” + </p> + <p> + “Papa will attend to that. Don’t worry; he will arrange + everything.” + </p> + <p> + Once out in the hall, Walter hesitated again. He motioned to Sietske + and took her back into the room. + </p> + <p> + “Sietske, who is that?” + </p> + <p> + “That is a great-great-great-great-grandmother of ours.” + </p> + <p> + “But she looks like——” + </p> + <p> + “Like Femke! Of course. Like me, too. When Hermann puts on such + a cap you can’t tell him from Femke. Come, now. We mustn’t + keep mamma waiting.<span class="corr" id="xd0e5971" + title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + <p> + On entering the dining-room Walter was met by that quiet cordiality + that the doctor had prescribed. When all were seated Sietske mentioned + the picture again in apologizing to Walter for hurrying him away from + it. + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” remarked the doctor quietly, “there is some + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb276" href="#pb276">276</a>]</span>resemblance; + but Femke is not so pretty. No, not by a great deal.” + </p> + <p> + A cold douche! + </p> + <p> + Walter had never thought of Femke’s beauty. He really did not + know whether the girl was pretty, or not. + </p> + <p> + “Will you take some sauce, Walter?” + </p> + <p> + She had called him brother, so solemnly, and with such a mien! Of + course the lady in the portrait, with the sparkling diadem, would hold + out her hand the same way. Walter made an awkward gesture with his + hand. + </p> + <p> + “Salad?” asked Sietske. + </p> + <p> + “It will be crowded,” said Mevrouw Holsma. “Everyone + will want to see the kings and princes. We haven’t asked our + guest yet if he wants to go. We’re going to the theatre; would + you like to go with us?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was charmed at the prospect. He had never been in a theatre, + but had long wanted to see such a play as Leentje had described. He + cared nothing for kings. He would have given a dozen kings for one + baron carrying away a girl in the approved manner. The Glorioso + influence was still on him. + </p> + <p> + “We shall see half of the sovereigns of Europe,” said + Holsma, “and a dozen candidates——” + </p> + <p> + Walter wondered what the candidates would do in the “comedy.” + Sietske explained. + </p> + <p> + There was still plenty of time. Holsma was going out to see a patient + and promised to stop at Juffrouw Pieterse’s. + </p> + <p> + For reasons of fashion and feminine finery the play was not to begin + till nine o’clock. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb277" + href="#pb277">277</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + Walter heard that Femke, too, was to witness the performance; and from + the conversation he gathered that the relations existing between the + aristocratic family and the poor wash-girl were most cordial. Mevrouw + Holsma sent Sietske to ask Femke to come in; but Femke preferred to + remain with little Erich, with whom she was playing at the time. + </p> + <p> + “Erich?” thought Walter. + </p> + <p> + “I thought as much,” said Mevrouw Holsma. “That’s + why she wasn’t at the table. She would rather stay with the + baby.” + </p> + <p> + “She says, too, that we sit at the table too long for her,” + added Sietske. + </p> + <p> + “She wouldn’t enjoy the play anyway,” observed + William. “She’s a good girl, but she’s a little + thick-headed. Don’t you think so, mamma?” + </p> + <p> + “Everyone must act according to his own convictions, and consult + his own tastes. Femke is too good to be forced to anything.” + </p> + <p> + There must have been some special reason why the mother was going to + the theatre with the rest, when she preferred to stay at home with + little Erich, who had the measles. But she was going to remain “only + a little while,” and then come back with Uncle Sybrand. He would + return to the theatre taking Femke with him, if she cared to go. + </p> + <p> + “I call it thick-headedness,” affirmed William. “She + just don’t want to put on a fine dress.” + </p> + <p> + “No, she doesn’t want to be a fine lady,” said the + mother. “She is very sensible and fears that this might disturb + her relations with her mother. We ought to have taken her when she was + little; but Mrs. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb278" href="#pb278">278</a>]</span>Claus + couldn’t give her up then. And now Femke can’t give + herself up.” + </p> + <p> + “She’s only stubborn,” William explained. + </p> + <p> + “She is proud,” corrected his mother, “too proud to + appear other than she is. She wouldn’t exchange places with a + princess.” + </p> + <p> + Uncle Sybrand came. He announced that the “Scylla” of + Rotgans was to be given, followed by “Chloris,” with + something else as a close. Holsma had already returned, bringing + Walter the assurance that it was all right with his mother. + </p> + <p> + Walter was enchanted in anticipation. Was he still thinking of Femke? + </p> + <p> + William said: “So far as I’m concerned she can stay at + home. Suppose the students were to see me with a peasant girl! What + would they do for me when I enter college in September?” + </p> + <p> + Such an Amsterdamer calls everybody a “peasant,” even if + he is a student and able to explain what sort of a “Scylla” + that was. + </p> + <p> + All were now dressed and starting. Walter was to see his first “comedy,” + and, perhaps, take a part in one. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb279" + href="#pb279">279</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch31" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXXI + </h2> + <p> + Good Muse, sweet Muse, take us back to Pieterseville again. Whisper to + me and tell me what happened there during Walter’s romantic + enchantment; and have a care that my language rises to the dignity of + the subject. + </p> + <p> + We know already, Clio, how the mistress of the castle saw her progeny + depart to protect the distressed lady from the nefarious attacks of + robbers and murderers; how her blessing and the consecrated blade were + withheld, and how the brave youth sallied forth with a nightcap his + only weapon. We know, too, how the bachelor Stoffel, the hereditary + custodian of the reputation of the family—— + </p> + <p> + Ah, let us treat the matter quite simply, and leave the muse alone. + </p> + <p> + On the Friday evening in question Juffrouw Pieterse went to bed as + usual. The others did the same. There were no indications of bad + dreams. There was no trace of anxiety over the terrible danger to + which Walter had thoughtlessly exposed himself. This might have been + because they did not know of the danger. It had not been at all + necessary for Juffrouw Laps to conceal her intention so slyly and + always omit Walter’s name from the knighthood of the Pieterse + family. Thanks to the <span class="corr" id="xd0e6049" + title="Source: stupdity"> stupidity</span> of the family, she might + have gained her point without any finesse. + </p> + <p> + Saturday morning dawned, that morning on which <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb280" href="#pb280">280</a>]</span>Mrs. Claus applied the + restoratives so abundantly, and so efficaciously. + </p> + <p> + “I wonder where in the world the boy can be so long?” said + the mother. + </p> + <p> + “I don’t suppose he got up very early; and then maybe she + had him to read a chapter out of the Bible at breakfast.” + </p> + <p> + This explanation by Stoffel quieted the family for half an hour. + </p> + <p> + “How would it do for you to go over there?” Juffrouw + Pieterse proposed at last. + </p> + <p> + “I’m not going, mother. You know it isn’t on my way + to school.” + </p> + <p> + That was a sufficient reason. Never do anything that isn’t on + your way—one of the favorite maxims of conservatism. Stoffel + himself did not know how profound was the wisdom of his political + aphorism. + </p> + <p> + “How would it do, then, to send Leentje over to Juffrouw Laps’s + to inquire about Walter?” + </p> + <p> + This proposal met with approval, and Leentje was dispatched forthwith. + </p> + <p> + Oh, poor Juffrouw Laps! She was “the most wretched woman in the + world;” and the room from which Walter had fled so suddenly was + now the temple of all the heterogeneous griefs and pains that + novelists ever make use of. + </p> + <p> + I will not place Walter above Joseph, Theseus, Jason or Hippolytos. + May Apollo preserve me from such blind partiality. Not by any means do + I regard my hero as the most interesting mortal that ever left a woman + in the lurch. No, not in Walter’s worth do I seek for the + measure of the forsaken lady’s despair. <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb281" href="#pb281">281</a>]</span>Indeed, Juffrouw Laps’s + pain was not caused by any reflections as to the beauty or excellence + of the vanished knight. There was another element in the matter that + was filling her with horror and driving her to distraction. With all + due respect for the suffering of other abandoned ladies, Asnath, + Ariadne, Medea, Phaedra—but Juffrouw Laps had to face Walter’s + family. That was the trouble. + </p> + <p> + Her fertile brain evolved the most wonderful plans. How would it do + for her to tell that he had been carried away in a fiery chariot + before the eyes of the people, like Elias of old? She discarded the + idea, for fear that no one would believe it. + </p> + <p> + At first she had waited at the window, watching for her little Theseus + to return. When she saw him no more she thought that perhaps the mob + had carried him off with them. That was not an unpleasant thought; + since her fear for his return to his family was greater than her + desire for his return to her. This is easily understood: what might he + not tell at home? + </p> + <p> + It was already daylight; but Juffrouw Laps knew that it was too early + to go to the Pieterses’. Besides, what would she say? That her + little knight had run away during the night? And why? Whither? How did + she know but that he had already told the story in all its details? + </p> + <p> + She determined—not to determine upon anything, and to leave the + matter with the “Master” for the present. With this pious + resolve she climbed into her maidenly bed; and, before falling asleep, + she groaned: “If the rascal had only broken his neck, like the + high priest Eli, in First Samuel, 4!” <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb282" href="#pb282">282</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + No doubt the Master saw the distress of his faithful disciple and + taught her how to meet the situation that awaited her waking; for + Leentje soon returned with the assurance of Juffrouw Laps that Walter + was out taking a morning walk. + </p> + <p> + In a way, this was the truth. The Juffrouw merely neglected to add why + he was taking a walk, and at what hour in the morning he had gone out. + Leentje, suspecting nothing, asked no questions. For her it was a + “matter of course” that he would not go out in the middle + of the night. + </p> + <p> + The family now regarded the incident as fresh evidence of Walter’s + objectionable habit of roving, and nothing more. They felt no anxiety + for his personal safety. + </p> + <p> + “There it is again!” said the mother. “The trouble + and vexation I have with that boy. Anybody else would sit down for a + while after breakfast; but he—what does he do? He runs away + before it’s hardly daylight. Is that any way to do, Stoffel?” + </p> + <p> + “No, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “And to leave us here anxious and worrying over him!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, mother.” + </p> + <p> + “This is a nice caper he’s cutting again. He knows very + well that we’re all uneasy and won’t have a minute’s + peace till he comes. God only knows where he is.” + </p> + <p> + Stoffel could not wait to hear more. It was time for him to go to + school. + </p> + <p> + It may be repeated that there was not a word of truth in all this + uneasiness and anxiety. The family <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb283" + href="#pb283">283</a>]</span>considered such a display to be the + proper thing; though, for the rest, they did not manifest the + slightest interest in Walter’s fate. For aught they knew some + accident might have happened to the boy; but, instead of making a + serious effort to find out what had become of him, his mother found it + easier to accuse him of indecorous conduct and general worthlessness. + </p> + <p> + Thus matters remained until Dr. Holsma’s carriage drove up + before Juffrouw Pieterse’s door that afternoon and Kaatje + alighted with her message. After the recent fright Walter had given + her, she was glad enough to escape from such close proximity to the + young lunatic. For thus she regarded him. + </p> + <p> + All rushed to the window. + </p> + <p> + “There he is; there he is!” cried the whole family in a + breath, and as loud as they could. “Did you ever! Really, he’s + sitting there in Dr. Holsma’s carriage.” + </p> + <p> + This flattering observation banished everything else from their + thoughts, and made Kaatje’s task an easy one. It was now a + simple matter for her to allay their fears. They were no longer + concerned to know where Walter <i>had been</i>. It was enough that he + was now in Dr. Holsma’s carriage. + </p> + <p> + “Ate breakfast at the doctor’s? Girl, you don’t say + so! And—and—why isn’t the coachman wearing his furs?” + </p> + <p> + Kaatje was dumbfounded and could only stammer some reference to the + season. In fact, the manner in which her message was being received + strengthened her worst suspicions of Walter’s sanity. It seemed + to her that the entire family was a little “off.” <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb284" href="#pb284">284</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “And he really ate breakfast at the doctor’s? Do you + understand, Trudie? Ate breakfast at Dr. Holsma’s!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, he ate breakfast with us. To be sure he did. The doctor + himself said so.” + </p> + <p> + “At Dr. Holsma’s, and ate breakfast there?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, certainly. Where else?” + </p> + <p> + “And did he use the good manners I’ve taught him?” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, Juffrouw! But——” + </p> + <p> + “And is he now in the carriage with the doctor?” + </p> + <p> + “Why, Juffrouw—naturally!” + </p> + <p> + “Listen, my dear,” continued the proud mother, “I am + going to tell you something; but you need not repeat it to anybody + else. Don’t you know, that’s an unusual child!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes,” sighed Kaatje, thoroughly convinced, “I know + it.” + </p> + <p> + “You know it, don’t you? And do you know why? I’m + going to tell you. He’s an unusual child, because—Pietro, + move away a little, and you, too, Mina. Trudie, you can stay where you + are, but pay attention to your knitting!—he’s an unusual + child, don’t you know, because, before he was born, you + understand——” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, Juffrouw!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, my dear, I dreamed of a butterfly; and it was dragging off + an elephant! You understand now?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes, Juffrouw. I understand exactly.” + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see? That’s the reason. Give the doctor + my politest regards, and thank him for me. If <span class="pagenum">[<a + id="pb285" href="#pb285">285</a>]</span>he’s only well-behaved—I + mean Walter. And the coachman wears such a fur cap only in the winter?” + </p> + <p> + Kaatje managed to escape, fully resolved never to dream of elephants + and butterflies. Such an indulgence seemed to her to be particularly + dangerous; for she now began to think in all seriousness that the + whole family was crazy, and that what she had seen in Walter was + merely a sample of the general disorder. + </p> + <p> + When a few hours later the doctor himself stopped at Juffrouw Pieterse’s, + her joy over Walter’s exaltation know no bounds. Holsma took + note of the stupid woman’s foibles and follies, and resolved to + prescribe an intellectual diet for Walter that would counteract their + influence. + </p> + <p> + Poor Juffrouw Laps! If she had only known how happily everything had + turned out, how much worry she might have spared herself! In the + seclusion of her own room she was still quoting the Bible and fighting + for her honor. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb286" href="#pb286">286</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch32" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXXII + </h2> + <p> + The reader is now invited to return to the theatre party, from which + he was called suddenly away by the anxiety experienced in certain + quarters over Walter’s disappearance. + </p> + <p> + The family took their seats, in the parquet this time, having had to + give up their box to visiting potentates. The box was still + unoccupied. + </p> + <p> + “A comedy!” Walter thought. He looked about him and + listened. + </p> + <p> + The house was crowded, and everyone was talking. Backstairs gossip and + court scandals were passed around. People were wondering who would sit + there, and who would sit <i>there</i>. Later arrivals were pushing at + one another and quarreling about seats. + </p> + <p> + “The programs for the princes are printed on silk. What do you + suppose it cost a yard?” + </p> + <p> + “Rotgans is one of the first poets!” + </p> + <p> + “Hm! Better say one of the second.” + </p> + <p> + “He’s a poet of the seventh class.” + </p> + <p> + “Why, then, one of his plays? We have poets whose song is as + clear as a bell!” + </p> + <p> + “Of course, Bilderdyk! A Phœnix!” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, these foreigners don’t understand a word of it + anyway, and it doesn’t make any difference what the play is.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s a pity about Floris.” <span class="pagenum"> [<a + id="pb287" href="#pb287">287</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Oh, there’s something behind that.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Bilderdyk is a patriot.” + </p> + <p> + “A genuine Hollander!” + </p> + <p> + “A genuine——” + </p> + <p> + “He will give those foreigners something to think about.” + </p> + <p> + “Sh!—— ... not much flattery. No Hollander is going + to do that.” + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” + </p> + <p> + Everybody stood up. A footman appeared in the royal box, probably to + see whether the cushions were straight on the chairs, or not. + </p> + <p> + “The idea, the very idea of standing up before a lackey!” + </p> + <p> + It was enough to make them indignant; but they had done it, even those + who protested loudest. There were city aldermen in the number, and + doctors, and professors, and prominent business men, including, + perhaps, the great Kopperlith. + </p> + <p> + Another period of babbling and waiting; then another footman appeared. + Again everybody sprang to his feet. Again all, except the silent + Holsmas, railed at such stupidity. + </p> + <p> + The crowd became more restless. Innumerable times were they fooled by + some footman or other, who opened a door to break the monotony. The + people were already beginning to complain, but softly, cautiously. + </p> + <p> + Walter was carried away with the elegance and magnificence of it all. + One thing, however, jarred upon his sense of propriety: he wondered + how such swell folk could say such commonplace things. The <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb288" href="#pb288">288</a>]</span>Holsmas + said nothing. Only once, when Uncle Sybrand pointed to a certain box, + did they join in the general hubbub. + </p> + <p> + “She will sit there, I think.” + </p> + <p> + “I shall be sorry if I have left little Erich all for nothing,” + said Mevrouw Holsma. + </p> + <p> + “He’s safe with Femke.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, but I had rather be with him myself. The child is sick. I’m + not going to wait much longer.” + </p> + <p> + “It’s doubtful whether she will come with the others. I’ve + heard that she’s full of moods and mischief. She cares nothing + for convention. It seems to run in the blood.” + </p> + <p> + “If she isn’t here by ten o’clock I’m going. I + don’t care much about it, anyway.” + </p> + <p> + This conversation occupied Walter for a short time. Who was this + person on whose account Mevrouw Holsma had left the bedside of her + sick child? + </p> + <p> + The tension of expectancy was broken, and a momentary excitement + pulsed through the multitude. All arose to their feet, and remained + standing. + </p> + <p> + An emperor, or something of the kind, entered the royal box. Walter + could see little; but he inferred what was going on from whisperings + he heard about him. His majesty had made a quick rush for his chair, + turning over a few other chairs in so doing. That was a habit of his. + Then he looked about the auditorium for a moment with squinted eyes, + jerked up his chair and fell into it. He was in a hurry. The public + was now at liberty to take their seats. + </p> + <p> + The other boxes were now filled quickly, as if by a stroke of magic. + Remarkable costumes were on <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb289" + href="#pb289">289</a>]</span>exhibition. There were bodices three + inches wide, with skirts of as many yards. Voluptuous bosoms hovered + between chin and girdle. Scanty sleevelets did not know whether they + were to cover arms or shoulders. The ladies wore kid gloves reaching + to their armpits, and on their heads were turbans and flower-gardens. + The uniforms of the gentlemen were even more conspicuous. Those + shakos! The enemy would have run at the sight of them. + </p> + <p> + The orchestra began to play. It was that song about the brave Dunois, + of course. + </p> + <p> + “Arise!” someone called; and all scrambled to their feet + again in honor of the brave hero. + </p> + <p> + The curtain went up. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Yes, Minos, on the present that I gave to thee—— + </p> + <p class="line"> + ’Twas stolen from the church——” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “What church?” asked Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Sh!” from William. “Poetic license. You will see + how it is.” + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + ”——hangs Nisus’ crown and life.” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “<span lang="fr">Qu’est-ze qu’elle changte?</span>” + cried the countess-palatine. Then she let herself out on costumes, + speaking in a noisy voice. + </p> + <p> + Walter listened like a finch. Not that he understood very well; but + everything strange interested him intensely. + </p> + <p> + Not a soul was touched by the tragic bravery of King Minos; no one was + listening. Poor Rotgans! Afterwards it was said that Napoleon had been + especially pleased with “our Snoel” and with “our + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb290" href="#pb290">290</a>]</span>Watlier.” + Goodness, Napoleon! When he was to be crowned he had Talma the mimic + to drill him for the ceremony—instead of saying to Talma: + “Look, this is the way an emperor appears when he’s + crowned!” + </p> + <p> + Walter listened attentively; even though he sometimes felt that he + could make such verses himself. + </p> + <p> + During the performance another commotion arose. One of their majesties + had asked for a glass of orange lemonade; and this was something the + buffetier did not have. A runner was dispatched to the drug-store post + haste. He returned with a bottle of lemon-syrup. The situation became + threatening. The news spread like fire that they were making a “Majesty” + wait for such a trifle. King Minos declared: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man—” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “<span lang="fr">De l’eau de fleur d’orange! que + diantre!</span>” cried a chamberlain. And Minos noticed that + nobody was interested in what was going on in his interior. + </p> + <p> + A confectioner up on “Olympus” allowed his light to flash + out and gave some valuable information; but the police had him by the + collar in a jiffy. He was to be dragged away and put in confinement + for the present. The technical charge was, “Making a + demonstration for the House of Orange.” At that time the House + of Orange was in exile, and Napoleon’s brother was king of + Holland. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man—” + </p> + </div> + <p> + repeated Minos with gusto. The conductor of the orchestra seized his + baton and was going to play, <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb291" + href="#pb291">291</a>]</span>“Hail to the Emperor.” Many + stood up in readiness to escape in case of danger. + </p> + <p> + In the meantime the prisoner was screaming as if he were possessed; + but the two Italian police that Napoleon had brought with him could + not understand a word. + </p> + <p> + The emperor himself had forgotten that he had called for orange water + and was now engrossed in a military map. + </p> + <p> + “Qu’ a-t-il?” he seemed to be asking the lady next + to him. + </p> + <p> + Minos had begun again and was once more repeating his assurance that + “feelings of pleasure thrill——” + </p> + <p> + Walter noted that the grown-up members of the Holsma party did not pay + the slightest attention to the play. + </p> + <p> + “If she doesn’t come soon, I’m going,” Mevrouw + Holsma repeated. + </p> + <p> + “Perhaps she’s sitting further back in the emperor’s + box, where we can’t see her.” + </p> + <p> + “I’ve heard that in Paris she never stays fifteen minutes + in the same place. Maybe we shall find her somewhere else,” + remarked another. + </p> + <p> + “I am not going to wait but five minutes longer. My little Erich + is worth more to me than a thousand cousins——” + </p> + <p> + “Of the king,” added Holsma. + </p> + <p> + Walter had thought that they meant Femke. What, then, could be so + interesting about the princess? The boxes were full of them. + </p> + <p> + At the close of the third act Mevrouw Holsma left with Uncle Sybrand, + who was to return with Femke. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb292" + href="#pb292">292</a>]</span>“If she will come,” he said. + “For she cares nothing for such a fuss.” + </p> + <p> + Walter knew better. Uncle Sybrand ought to have seen her in the + “Juniper Berry.” But a knight tells no tales. + </p> + <p> + Old Minos is insanely in love with Ismene, who is so beautiful and + virtuous. Scylla is insanely in love with Minos, who is old and + dignified. Ismene is in love with Focus, who is a hero; and, possibly, + Focus loves Ismene, though he does not treat her quite gallantly. He + says to her: + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they’re odious!<span + class="corr" id="xd0e6328" title="Not in source">”</span> + </p> + </div> + <p> + The tumult on Mount Olympus began afresh. Had the rebellious + confectioner returned? All eyes were directed toward the gallery. A + policeman in uniform was seen remonstrating in vain with some men on + the front seat. In order to make them understand his French, or + Italian, he was pulling at their arms. They were to understand that he + did not want to arrest them, or kill them, but merely wanted them to + give up their seats. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they’re odious!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + “Qu’ y a-t-il encore?” asked the emperor again; and, + when one of the chamberlains answered his question, he laughed + heartily. Heads were together everywhere. Something interesting was + going forward on Mount Olympus. People whispered and tittered and + laughed outright. Their eyes were fastened on the gallery. Even the + emperor stood up and leaned out of his box. But it did no good: he + could not see around the corner. He was surprised at this. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb293" href="#pb293">293</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + The countess-palatine, however, had got to the bottom of the matter. + She was exchanging telegraphic messages with someone in the background + on Mount Olympus. No one was thinking of Rotgans’ play. + </p> + <p> + She was greeting someone with that famous fan. Whom? The rebellious + confectioner? With arms extended she was testifying that there was + something extraordinary up there among that rabble. + </p> + <div class="poem"> + <p class="line"> + “Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they’re odious!” + </p> + </div> + <p> + The countess-palatine threw off all restraint, and laughed and + laughed. After the emperor had laughed hilarity was permissible. Her + pleasure was beyond her control. + </p> + <p> + I should have to have a double pen to report what Uncle Sybrand said + on his return, and, at the same time, reproduce the exclamation that + escaped Walter, who was looking towards the gallery with eyes and + mouth wide open. + </p> + <p> + “Where is Femke?” asked Holsma. + </p> + <p> + “She didn’t want to come,” replied Uncle Sybrand. + “Just as I said.” + </p> + <p> + “There she is!” cried Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Who?” + </p> + <p> + “Femke, M’neer, Femke, Femke—that is Femke! And she——” + </p> + <p> + The girl above had taken hold of the policeman by the collar and, + pushing him to one side, had pressed forward to the front row. There + she had seated herself on the laps of the fellows the policeman had + been <span class="corr" id="xd0e6361" title="Source: negotiationg"> + negotiating</span> with in vain. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb294" + href="#pb294">294</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “It is Femke, M’neer. If only they don’t hurt her!” + </p> + <p> + Again the emperor stood up and stared at Mount Olympus. He saw the + girl with the North Holland cap and nodded to her. The + countess-palatine greeted again with her fan, as if she would + congratulate her on securing the seat. + </p> + <p> + “But, M’neer, it is Femke,” cried Walter, amazed + that he received no answer. + </p> + <p> + Even Holsma and Sybrand were surprised, but not so much so as Walter. + </p> + <p> + “Now, children,” said Holsma, “you can tell your + mother that we saw her.” And to Walter he continued, “That + girl is a relation of ours.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, Femke!” + </p> + <p> + “No, that isn’t her name; and——” + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, don’t I know Femke?” + </p> + <p> + That sounded quite different from what Walter had said that evening + when he “denied” her. + </p> + <p> + The girl’s big blue eyes, roving about the hall, suddenly fell + on Walter. She bent over, looked him attentively in the face, then + nodded to him and threw him a kiss. + </p> + <p> + At least, he thought it was that way; and it was that way. But + everyone in the parquet thought that the kiss had been intended for + him. Folk of quality were annoyed at the insolence of the peasant + wench; while more “sporty” persons returned the attention. + </p> + <p> + Soon hissing was heard. The news had leaked out that Princess Erika, + the cousin of the king, had dressed in the national costume to show + her affection for the people. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb295" + href="#pb295">295</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you believe it, M’neer? I tell you that is + Femke,” Walter assured him with tears in his eyes. + </p> + <p> + “No, no, my boy. That girl is not Femke.” + </p> + <p> + “But, she greeted me!” + </p> + <p> + “You saw the emperor greet her; and you know he would not salute + a wash-girl.” + </p> + <p> + That was perhaps true; but it was hard for Walter to accept it. And, + on the other hand, it was just as hard for him to believe that the + princess was a cousin of the Holsmas. + </p> + <p> + Again he imagined that the girl was nodding to him and motioning her + lips. It looked to him as if she said: “My brother!” + Walter lisped the words after her and pressed both hands to his + breast. + </p> + <p> + Yes, now he had it! They considered him a little daft and wanted to + cure him of his fixed idea. That would explain the visit to the + theatre and also Femke’s alleged unwillingness to come with + Uncle Sybrand. But—how did she dare to interfere with the + policeman? And the greeting from the emperor? And how did Holsma know + that he had “denied” Femke, and that her presence could + threaten his peace of mind? + </p> + <p> + “Oh, M’neer, let Femke sit here! I will be perfectly + quiet. I am so afraid she will get hurt up there among those men.” + </p> + <p> + Holsma looked at him wistfully. After all, could Kaatje have been + right about it? He sought to distract Walter’s attention by + referring to other things; but it was useless. + </p> + <p> + “All right,” said Holsma at last “I just wanted to + tease you a little. Femke is sitting up there, because <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb296" href="#pb296">296</a>]</span>she—doesn’t + wish to sit here. She thinks that it wouldn’t be proper, because + she’s only a wash-girl. She’s afraid we would be ashamed. + You see?” + </p> + <p> + “M’neer, no one need be ashamed to sit by her. Not even + the emperor.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, yes,” agreed Holsma. “Quite so. Femke is a + brave girl and doesn’t need to cringe before anybody. Watch the + play, my boy.” + </p> + <p> + Walter was willing to do what the doctor said, but not without taking + leave of that glorious apparition. He looked up; and she smiled to him + again. Then she took from her breast a rose branch, with three buds on + it, held it <span class="corr" id="xd0e6418" title="Not in source">a</span> + moment between the forefinger and thumb of her left hand, pointed to + Walter with her right and let it fall. + </p> + <p> + The rosebuds landed on the bald pate of a stout gentleman near the + Holsma party. He seized them and examined them admiringly; but, before + he could decide what to do with them, Walter had sprung over half a + dozen chairs and deprived him of the precious property. With a glance + toward Olympus, Walter pressed the roses to his lips. Princess Erika + nodded approval; and the playful countess-palatine applauded lustily. + </p> + <p> + That was more than Walter could bear. He had never forgiven himself + for denying her; but she, the noble, the big-hearted, the majestic + one!—she had proclaimed her pardon publicly before the people. + And that was why she preferred to sit in the gallery. She had washed + away the black spots from his soul; she had restored his soiled + chivalry. These thoughts flashed through Walter’s mind like + lightning. <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb297" href="#pb297">297</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + He sank to the floor in a faint. But was it any wonder? + </p> + <p> + The Holsmas took him home with them for the night; and another message + was sent to Juffrouw Pieterse. + </p> + <p> + “Don’t you see, Stoffel? Just as I said! I don’t + care if <span class="corr" id="xd0e6432" title="Source: eveybody"> + everybody</span> knows it. He’s simply living at Dr. Holsma’s. + Trudie, don’t forget when Leentje goes to the grocer’s—— + Upon my soul, he’s at Dr. Holsma’s all the time!” + <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb298" href="#pb298">298</a>]</span> + </p> + </div> + <div id="ch33" class="div1"> + <span class="pagenum"> [<a href="#toc">Contents</a>]</span> + <h2 class="normal"> + Chapter XXXIII + </h2> + <p> + The next morning, Sunday, the doctor invited Walter into his study. He + spoke to him sympathetically and encouraged the boy to lay his case + before him; though he avoided everything that might make Walter + believe that his experiences were anything extraordinary. He already + knew more about it than Walter could tell. Even Walter’s + adventure with Juffrouw Laps was perfectly transparent to him. There + was nothing lost to him because of the boy’s lack of skill in + handling the story. + </p> + <p> + While Walter poured out to him his inner experiences, Holsma listened + quietly, as if it was all familiar to him. Walter’s reverence + and passion for the good he interpreted as a commonplace phenomenon + incident to budding youth. He treated the boy’s love for Femke + as an ordinary matter. He admitted that it had been exactly the same + way with him when he was a boy—a method that few parents and + educators seem to be familiar with. + </p> + <p> + “Certainly, certainly, my boy. In such moods a fellow would like + to be everywhere at the same time, ruling, regulating and putting + things into order. He feels that he’s responsible for + everything; and it hurts him to see so much crookedness in the world. + I know very well how it is. But you must consider the means <span + class="pagenum"> [<a id="pb299" href="#pb299">299</a>]</span>and + remedies at your disposal. How are you going to begin to improve + things?” + </p> + <p> + Walter was silent. + </p> + <p> + “Do you think that everyone is bad? I suppose you hardly think + that. There are plenty of people in the world who wish for the same + things that you are worrying about. Why don’t they change the + world?” + </p> + <p> + Again Walter was silent. The very simplicity with which Holsma put the + question disconcerted him. + </p> + <p> + “I will try to help you out. Do you believe that I am a good + man?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, yes!” cried Walter enthusiastically. + </p> + <p> + “You think so? Well, I think so too. I should be ashamed not to + be able to say that. Why don’t I reform the world? You often + speak of Africa. That’s because you don’t know that + country, my boy. And I, who am a good man, have not abolished slavery. + Why not, do you suppose?” + </p> + <p> + Walter returned no answer. Holsma was busy with a surgical operation. + Is it any wonder that the patient tried to withdraw the member that + was being cut away? + </p> + <p> + “I will present the matter to you differently. Do you hear that + knocking and hammering? Listen! That comes from the blacksmith’s + shop over there. It isn’t so bad on Sunday; but you can easily + imagine that the noise sometimes disturbs me.” + </p> + <p> + “In case of sickness!” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, and also when I wish to think. And then I should like to + see the blacksmiths swept away—quick—just like that! But + why don’t I do it?” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb300" + href="#pb300">300</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “Because—because you can’t, M’neer.” + </p> + <p> + “Quite right. For the same reason I have not yet corrected any + of the wrongs in Africa. Nor in Asia; nor in America; nor in other + countries that I might mention. But yesterday evening, when you were + taken sick in the theatre, I brought you home with me and put you to + bed. Then I sent a messenger to quiet your mother. That was my duty, + wasn’t it? + </p> + <p> + “No thanks, my boy. It seemed to me to be my duty; and I did it—because + I could. Whatever is impossible, is not my duty; and that’s the + reason I don’t take those blacksmiths between my thumb and + forefinger and transport them to some other clime. For the same reason + I don’t fret over doings in Africa. Impossible duty is no duty; + and running after the impossible interferes with the performance of + real duties. At school did you ever fail to know a lesson?” + </p> + <p> + “Oh yes, very often! But not lately; because Femke——” + </p> + <p> + “Leave Femke out of account for the present. I may say something + about her another time. When you were neglecting your books at school, + you were thinking of other things, things far removed from your work. + </p> + <p> + “That is a mistake that many young people make—don’t + be offended: I did the same thing—and usually on account of + laziness. It is more convenient to imagine one’s self soaring + over the distant mountain top than to lift a foot and step over the + stone just in front of one. Of all the million things that you would + like to do there are only a very few that you can do. <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb301" href="#pb301">301</a>]</span>Busy + yourself with these few. That is the way to succeed. Whatever comes + up, always ask: ‘What is my immediate duty?’ Will you + promise to do this?” + </p> + <p> + Walter gave Holsma his hand on it. + </p> + <p> + “And you would like to know more, my boy? I would, too. What + lies before you? Well, you are behind in your studies. Other boys of + your age know more. We will speak of that again, however; for that is + something to be attended to later, and does not come under the head of + immediate duty. That smattering of Latin, for which you envy William, + you can acquire in a few months, when once you’ve learned how to + use your will. The enemies you have to fight now are quite different + from the knights of your romances. Do not underestimate the + difficulties you will have to contend with. That might result in your + defeat. You must learn to use your intellectual faculties at will; and + keep a firm grip on ‘Fancy,’ or else she will throw you + head over heels. Dreaming is not living.” + </p> + <p> + Walter nodded assent. + </p> + <p> + “True manliness,” Holsma continued, “means, to do + what has to be done, no difference how insignificant it may be. What + would you think of a lot of knights, who let tramps beat them over the + heads because their code of honor did not allow them to fight with + tramps? You are going into business now: come to me in a month and + tell me if you have kept your word. Then we will speak further; but—that + first! Will you?” + </p> + <p> + “Certainly I shall keep my word, M’neer. But, M’neer, + may I ask——?” <span class="pagenum">[<a id="pb302" + href="#pb302">302</a>]</span> + </p> + <p> + “About Femke? Well, that is a good, brave girl. She’s a + cousin of mine.” + </p> + <p> + “But how did she happen to be——?” + </p> + <p> + “The young lady in the theatre wasn’t Femke. That was + Princess Erika. We wanted to see her because her ancestors were + related to ours. You rogue, you! There was nothing special about that.” + </p> + <p> + “A real princess?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes; and Femke is a real wash-girl. I hope that Princess Erika + has as admirable a character as Femke. But don’t attribute too + much importance to this, my boy. Such differences in related families + are of frequent occurrence, whether one notices them, or not. There + was a time when Erika’s forefathers dressed themselves in skins; + and mine did the same. We don’t know whether she is aware that + she has relations here or not. Uncle Sybrand found out—well, he + takes a sort of pleasure in tracing out the identity of opposites. + Rightly understood, the world is smaller than you imagine; everything + is a link in the same sequence. Who knows but that you may turn the + course of history to-morrow, when you go to work for—what is the + style of the firm?” + </p> + <p> + “Ouwetyd & Kopperlith.” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, when you go to work for Ouwetyd & Kopperlith. But, + whether it’s to be an historical event, or not, perform your + immediate duty. That is the chivalrous, manly thing for you to do—if + you will take my advice. Will you?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, M’neer! But—Femke?” + </p> + <p> + “There you go again! She has nothing to do with <span + class="pagenum">[<a id="pb303" href="#pb303">303</a>]</span>your + immediate duty. The lady that you must attend upon and serve + faithfully is—who?” + </p> + <p> + “Do <span class="corr" id="xd0e6515" title="Source: your"> you</span> + mean ‘Business’?” + </p> + <p> + “Right. If you are determined to know more about Femke, I will + tell you what she says. She says that for the present you must think + of nothing but your work.” + </p> + <p> + “Oh, I will, I will!” + </p> + <p> + “For about ten years.” + </p> + <p> + “Ten years? Ten?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that is what she said when she heard how little you know + and how little you can do.” + </p> + <p> + “Ten years?” + </p> + <p> + “Yes, that is what she said. Perhaps eight, perhaps twelve, + perhaps twenty. One cannot say exactly beforehand. You understand + that, don’t you?” + </p> + <p> + “Ten years!” + </p> + <p> + “So she said.” + </p> + <p> + “I will!” + </p> + <p> + “Good. It will give me pleasure—and Femke, too. Don’t + imagine it will be particularly difficult. Ten years ago thousands + began just where you will begin to-morrow; and they are still alive. + So, you see, it can be done. Besides, think only of the first month; + and then the time will seem shorter. I shall expect you to come to see + me in about a month; then we shall have more to say.” + </p> + <p> + Before Walter left, he promised again to banish all boyish follies + from his thoughts. But he put away the rosebuds; and he kept them. + </p> + </div> + </div> + <div class="back"> + <div class="transcribernote"> + <h2> + Colophon + </h2> + <h3> + Availability + </h3> + <p> + This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with + almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or + re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included + with this eBook or online at <a class="exlink" title="External link" + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/">www.gutenberg.org</a>. + </p> + <p> + This eBook is produced by the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at + <a class="exlink" title="External link" href="http://www.pgdp.net/"> + www.pgdp.net</a>. + </p> + <p> + The text is based on the scans made available by Google Books <a + class="exlink" title="External link" + href="http://books.google.com/books?id=dqAuAAAAMAAJ">1</a> and <a + class="exlink" title="External link" + href="http://books.google.com/books?id=nC5MAAAAMAAJ">2</a>. The first + set of scans are also available via the <a class="exlink" + title="External link" + href="http://www.archive.org/details/walterpietersea00multgoog"> + Internet Archive</a>. + </p> + <p> + A Dutch version, <i><a class="pglink" + title="Link to Project Gutenberg ebook" + href="http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/23796">Woutertje Pieterse</a></i> + is also available in Project Gutenberg. Note that due to the + complicated publication history of this work, as explained in the + introduction here, this text only partly corresponds to the Dutch + version. Furthermore, the translator has taken certain liberties in + omitting materials. + </p> + <h3> + Encoding + </h3> + <h3> + Revision History + </h3> + <ol class="lsoff"> + <li> + 2009-09-28 Started. + </li> + </ol> + <h3> + External References + </h3> + <p> + This Project Gutenberg eBook contains external references. These links + may not work for you. + </p> + <h3> + Corrections + </h3> + <p> + The following corrections have been applied to the text: + </p> + <table width="75%" summary="Overview of corrections applied to the text."> + <tr> + <th> + Page + </th> + <th> + Source + </th> + <th> + Correction + </th> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e511">2</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e514">2</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e554">4</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + be + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e622">10</a> + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + <td> + : + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e857">25</a> + </td> + <td> + arrangemnet + </td> + <td> + arrangement + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e955">32</a> + </td> + <td> + Pickeled + </td> + <td> + Pickled + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1140">43</a> + </td> + <td> + for + </td> + <td> + if + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1211">44</a> + </td> + <td> + aquiescence + </td> + <td> + acquiescence + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1308">47</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1431">54</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1470">55</a> + </td> + <td> + . + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1551">59</a> + </td> + <td> + resectable + </td> + <td> + respectable + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e1620">63</a> + </td> + <td> + interupt + </td> + <td> + interrupt + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2035">79</a> + </td> + <td> + undestand + </td> + <td> + understand + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2111">82</a> + </td> + <td> + Price + </td> + <td> + Prince + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2265">89</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2330">91</a> + </td> + <td> + indiscribable + </td> + <td> + indescribable + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2819">113</a> + </td> + <td> + Hülshoff + </td> + <td> + Hulshoff + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2822">113</a> + </td> + <td> + Hellendoorm + </td> + <td> + Hellendoorn + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2854">115</a> + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + <td> + . + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e2999">126</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3066">129</a> + </td> + <td> + neighbourhood + </td> + <td> + neighborhood + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3079">129</a> + </td> + <td> + come + </td> + <td> + came + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3409">144</a> + </td> + <td> + By + </td> + <td> + by + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3440">146</a> + </td> + <td> + know + </td> + <td> + known + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3490">148</a> + </td> + <td> + Bilderdijk + </td> + <td> + Bilderdyk + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3497">149</a> + </td> + <td> + Riding-hood + </td> + <td> + Riding Hood + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e3980">178</a> + </td> + <td> + minature + </td> + <td> + miniature + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4168">189</a> + </td> + <td> + Juffrow + </td> + <td> + Juffrouw + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4214">194</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4250">196</a> + </td> + <td> + spirts + </td> + <td> + spirits + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4696">216</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4729">218</a> + </td> + <td> + parobolic + </td> + <td> + parabolic + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4780">220</a> + </td> + <td> + Sietska + </td> + <td> + Sietske + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e4915">227</a> + </td> + <td> + family, the female part, of course, was still in the + </td> + <td> + young people need during eight hours without suf + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5104">237</a> + </td> + <td> + women + </td> + <td> + woman + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5165">240</a> + </td> + <td> + way + </td> + <td> + away + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5175">240</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + “ + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5559">256</a> + </td> + <td> + , + </td> + <td> + . + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5600">258</a> + </td> + <td> + descendent + </td> + <td> + descendant + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e5971">275</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6049">279</a> + </td> + <td> + stupdity + </td> + <td> + stupidity + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6328">292</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + ” + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6361">293</a> + </td> + <td> + negotiationg + </td> + <td> + negotiating + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6418">296</a> + </td> + <td> + [<i>Not in source</i>] + </td> + <td> + a + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6432">297</a> + </td> + <td> + eveybody + </td> + <td> + everybody + </td> + </tr> + <tr> + <td> + <a class="pageref" href="#xd0e6515">303</a> + </td> + <td> + your + </td> + <td> + you + </td> + </tr> + </table> + </div> + </div> + +<div style='display:block;margin-top:4em'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WALTER PIETERSE ***</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0;'>This file should be named 30135-h.htm or 30135-h.zip</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0;'>This and all associated files of various formats will be found in https://www.gutenberg.org/3/0/1/3/30135/</div> +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Updated editions will replace the previous one—the old editions will +be renamed. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright +law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, +so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United +States without permission and without paying copyright +royalties. Special rules, set forth in the General Terms of Use part +of this license, apply to copying and distributing Project +Gutenberg™ electronic works to protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG™ +concept and trademark. Project Gutenberg is a registered trademark, +and may not be used if you charge for the eBooks, unless you receive +specific permission. If you do not charge anything for copies of this +eBook, complying with the rules is very easy. You may use this eBook +for nearly any purpose such as creation of derivative works, reports, +performances and research. They may be modified and printed and given +away—you may do practically ANYTHING in the United States with eBooks +not protected by U.S. copyright law. Redistribution is subject to the +trademark license, especially commercial redistribution. +</div> + +<div style='margin:0.83em 0; font-size:1.1em; text-align:center'>START: FULL LICENSE<br /> +<span style='font-size:smaller;'>THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE<br /> +PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK</span> +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +To protect the Project Gutenberg™ mission of promoting the free +distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work +(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase “Project +Gutenberg”), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full +Project Gutenberg™ License available with this file or online at +www.gutenberg.org/license. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;font-size:1.1em;margin:1em 0; font-weight:bold'> +Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg™ electronic works +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg™ +electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to +and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property +(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all +the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or +destroy all copies of Project Gutenberg™ electronic works in your +possession. If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a +Project Gutenberg™ electronic work and you do not agree to be bound +by the terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person +or entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.B. “Project Gutenberg” is a registered trademark. It may only be +used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who +agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few +things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg™ electronic works +even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See +paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project +Gutenberg™ electronic works if you follow the terms of this +agreement and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg™ +electronic works. See paragraph 1.E below. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation (“the +Foundation” or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection +of Project Gutenberg™ electronic works. Nearly all the individual +works in the collection are in the public domain in the United +States. If an individual work is unprotected by copyright law in the +United States and you are located in the United States, we do not +claim a right to prevent you from copying, distributing, performing, +displaying or creating derivative works based on the work as long as +all references to Project Gutenberg are removed. Of course, we hope +that you will support the Project Gutenberg™ mission of promoting +free access to electronic works by freely sharing Project Gutenberg™ +works in compliance with the terms of this agreement for keeping the +Project Gutenberg™ name associated with the work. You can easily +comply with the terms of this agreement by keeping this work in the +same format with its attached full Project Gutenberg™ License when +you share it without charge with others. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern +what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are +in a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, +check the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this +agreement before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, +distributing or creating derivative works based on this work or any +other Project Gutenberg™ work. The Foundation makes no +representations concerning the copyright status of any work in any +country outside the United States. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg: +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other +immediate access to, the full Project Gutenberg™ License must appear +prominently whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg™ work (any work +on which the phrase “Project Gutenberg” appears, or with which the +phrase “Project Gutenberg” is associated) is accessed, displayed, +performed, viewed, copied or distributed: +</div> + +<blockquote> + <div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> + This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most + other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions + whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms + of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online + at <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org">www.gutenberg.org</a>. If you + are not located in the United States, you will have to check the laws + of the country where you are located before using this eBook. + </div> +</blockquote> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg™ electronic work is +derived from texts not protected by U.S. copyright law (does not +contain a notice indicating that it is posted with permission of the +copyright holder), the work can be copied and distributed to anyone in +the United States without paying any fees or charges. If you are +redistributing or providing access to a work with the phrase “Project +Gutenberg” associated with or appearing on the work, you must comply +either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 or +obtain permission for the use of the work and the Project Gutenberg™ +trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or 1.E.9. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg™ electronic work is posted +with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution +must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any +additional terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms +will be linked to the Project Gutenberg™ License for all works +posted with the permission of the copyright holder found at the +beginning of this work. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg™ +License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this +work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg™. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this +electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without +prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with +active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project +Gutenberg™ License. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary, +compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including +any word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access +to or distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg™ work in a format +other than “Plain Vanilla ASCII” or other format used in the official +version posted on the official Project Gutenberg™ web site +(www.gutenberg.org), you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense +to the user, provide a copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means +of obtaining a copy upon request, of the work in its original “Plain +Vanilla ASCII” or other form. Any alternate format must include the +full Project Gutenberg™ License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying, +performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg™ works +unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing +access to or distributing Project Gutenberg™ electronic works +provided that +</div> + +<ul style='display: block;list-style-type: disc;margin-top: 1em;margin-bottom: 1em;margin-left: 0;margin-right: 0;padding-left: 40px;'> + <li style='display: list-item;'> + You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from + the use of Project Gutenberg™ works calculated using the method + you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is owed + to the owner of the Project Gutenberg™ trademark, but he has + agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the Project + Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments must be paid + within 60 days following each date on which you prepare (or are + legally required to prepare) your periodic tax returns. Royalty + payments should be clearly marked as such and sent to the Project + Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the address specified in + Section 4, “Information about donations to the Project Gutenberg + Literary Archive Foundation.” + </li> + + <li style='display: list-item;'> + You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies + you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he + does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg™ + License. You must require such a user to return or destroy all + copies of the works possessed in a physical medium and discontinue + all use of and all access to other copies of Project Gutenberg™ + works. + </li> + + <li style='display: list-item;'> + You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of + any money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the + electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days of + receipt of the work. + </li> + + <li style='display: list-item;'> + You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free + distribution of Project Gutenberg™ works. + </li> +</ul> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project +Gutenberg™ electronic work or group of works on different terms than +are set forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing +from both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and The +Project Gutenberg Trademark LLC, the owner of the Project Gutenberg™ +trademark. Contact the Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable +effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread +works not protected by U.S. copyright law in creating the Project +Gutenberg™ collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg™ +electronic works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may +contain “Defects,” such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate +or corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other +intellectual property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or +other medium, a computer virus, or computer codes that damage or +cannot be read by your equipment. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the “Right +of Replacement or Refund” described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project +Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project +Gutenberg™ trademark, and any other party distributing a Project +Gutenberg™ electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all +liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal +fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT +LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE +PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH 1.F.3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE +TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE +LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR +INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH +DAMAGE. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a +defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can +receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a +written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you +received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium +with your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you +with the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in +lieu of a refund. If you received the work electronically, the person +or entity providing it to you may choose to give you a second +opportunity to receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If +the second copy is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing +without further opportunities to fix the problem. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth +in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you ‘AS-IS’, WITH NO +OTHER WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT +LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied +warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of +damages. If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement +violates the law of the state applicable to this agreement, the +agreement shall be interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or +limitation permitted by the applicable state law. The invalidity or +unenforceability of any provision of this agreement shall not void the +remaining provisions. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the +trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone +providing copies of Project Gutenberg™ electronic works in +accordance with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the +production, promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg™ +electronic works, harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, +including legal fees, that arise directly or indirectly from any of +the following which you do or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this +or any Project Gutenberg™ work, (b) alteration, modification, or +additions or deletions to any Project Gutenberg™ work, and (c) any +Defect you cause. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;font-size:1.1em;margin:1em 0; font-weight:bold'> +Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg™ +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Project Gutenberg™ is synonymous with the free distribution of +electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of +computers including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It +exists because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations +from people in all walks of life. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the +assistance they need are critical to reaching Project Gutenberg™’s +goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg™ collection will +remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project +Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure +and permanent future for Project Gutenberg™ and future +generations. To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation and how your efforts and donations can help, see +Sections 3 and 4 and the Foundation information page at www.gutenberg.org. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;font-size:1.1em;margin:1em 0; font-weight:bold'> +Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit +501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the +state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal +Revenue Service. The Foundation’s EIN or federal tax identification +number is 64-6221541. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent permitted by +U.S. federal laws and your state’s laws. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +The Foundation’s principal office is in Fairbanks, Alaska, with the +mailing address: PO Box 750175, Fairbanks, AK 99775, but its +volunteers and employees are scattered throughout numerous +locations. Its business office is located at 809 North 1500 West, Salt +Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887. Email contact links and up to +date contact information can be found at the Foundation’s web site and +official page at www.gutenberg.org/contact +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +For additional contact information: +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em; margin-left:2em;'> +Dr. Gregory B. Newby<br /> +Chief Executive and Director<br /> +gbnewby@pglaf.org +</div> + +<div style='display:block;font-size:1.1em;margin:1em 0; font-weight:bold'> +Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Project Gutenberg™ depends upon and cannot survive without wide +spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of +increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be +freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest +array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations +($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt +status with the IRS. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating +charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United +States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a +considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up +with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations +where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To SEND +DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any particular state +visit <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/donate">www.gutenberg.org/donate</a>. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we +have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition +against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who +approach us with offers to donate. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make +any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from +outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation +methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other +ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations. To +donate, please visit: www.gutenberg.org/donate +</div> + +<div style='display:block;font-size:1.1em;margin:1em 0; font-weight:bold'> +Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg™ electronic works. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Professor Michael S. Hart was the originator of the Project +Gutenberg™ concept of a library of electronic works that could be +freely shared with anyone. For forty years, he produced and +distributed Project Gutenberg™ eBooks with only a loose network of +volunteer support. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Project Gutenberg™ eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as not protected by copyright in +the U.S. unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not +necessarily keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper +edition. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search +facility: <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org">www.gutenberg.org</a>. +</div> + +<div style='display:block;margin:1em 0'> +This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg™, +including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to +subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks. +</div> + + </body> +</html> diff --git a/old/old/30135.txt b/old/old/30135.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9d5726c --- /dev/null +++ b/old/old/30135.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10451 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Walter Pieterse, by Multatuli + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net + + +Title: Walter Pieterse + A Story of Holland + +Author: Multatuli + +Translator: Hubert Evans + +Release Date: September 29, 2009 [EBook #30135] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WALTER PIETERSE *** + + + + +Produced by The Online Distributed Proofreading Team at +http://www.pgdp.net/ (This book was produced from scanned +images of public domain material from the Google Print +project.) + + + + + + + + Walter Pieterse + A Story of Holland + + By + Multatuli + (Eduard Douwes Dekker) + + Translated by + Hubert Evans, Ph. D. + + + + New York + Friderici & Gareis + 6 East Seventeenth Street + + + + + + + Copyright, 1904, + By + Friderici & Gareis + + + + + + + +PREFACE + + +Most of us know that The Hague is somewhere in Holland; and we all +know that Queen Wilhelmina takes a beautiful picture; but to how many +of us has it occurred that the land of Spinoza and Rembrandt is still +running a literary shop? + +How many of us have ever heard of Eduard Douwes Dekker? Very few, +I fear, except professional critics. And yet, the man who, forty +years ago, became famous as Multatuli (I have borne much), was not +only the greatest figure in the modern literature of the Netherlands, +but one of the most powerful and original writers in the literature +of the world. An English critic has called him the Heine of Holland; +Anatole France calls him the Voltaire of the Netherlands. + +Eduard Douwes Dekker was born in 1820, at Amsterdam, his father being +the captain of a merchantman trading in the Dutch colonies. At the age +of eighteen Dekker sailed on his father's vessel for the East Indies, +determined to abandon the business career that had been mapped out for +him and enter the colonial service. In 1839 he received a clerkship +in the civil service at Batavia. He now remained in the employ of +the government for seventeen years, being promoted from one grade to +another until he was made Assistant Resident of Lebak in 1856. + +In this important position he used his influence to better the +condition of the natives; but, to his sorrow, he soon found that he +did not have the support of his superiors. What he conceived to be +right clashed with the line of conduct he was expected to follow. In +a rash moment of "righteous indignation" he handed in his resignation; +and it was accepted. + +This hasty step put an end to a brilliant political career and entailed +upon Dekker years of disappointment and hardship. Seeing that he was +pursuing the wrong method to help either the Javanese, or himself, +he immediately tried to get reinstated, but without success. In 1857 +he returned to Holland and applied to the home government, hoping to +be vindicated and restored to his post. Again he was disappointed. The +government offered him another desirable position; but, as it was a +matter of principle with Dekker, he declined it. + +When he saw that it was useless to importune the government further, +Dekker made his appeal to the people in "Max Havelaar" (1860). The book +was an instant success and made the name of Multatuli famous. Through +the perfidy of a supposed friend, however, Dekker failed to get very +substantial material rewards from this work. For ten years yet he +was struggling with poverty. + +The Bohemian life that Dekker was now compelled to live--his family +was on the sufferance of friends--estranged him from his wife and +strengthened what some might call an unfortunate--or, at least, an +untimely--literary friendship that Dekker had formed with a certain +Miss Mimi Schepel, of The Hague. The spiritual affinity between the +two soon developed a passion that neither could resist. This estimable +lady, who afterwards became Dekker's second wife, is still living, +and has edited Dekker's letters in nine volumes. Dekker died in +February, 1887, at his home in Nieder-Ingelheim, where he had lived +for several years. + +The "Woutertje Pieterse" story was first published in Dekker's +seven volume work entitled "Ideen." Here it is sandwiched in between +miscellaneous sketches, essays and treatises, being scattered all +the way from Vol. I to Vol. VII. The story falls naturally into two +parts, of which the present volume is the first part. The second part, +written in a different key, deals with "Walter's Apprenticeship." + +A good deal of the flax, or silk, of his Chinaman's pigtail, to use +Dekker's form of expression, I have unraveled as being extraneous +matter. However, despite these omissions, it is quite possible that +some very sensitive person may still find objectionable allusions in +the book. If so, I must refer that one to the shade of Multatuli. From +his own admission his shoulders were evidently broad; and, no doubt, +they will be able to bear the additional strain. + + + Hubert Evans. + +New York City, + November, 1904. + + + + + + + + +CONTENTS + + + Page + +Chapter I + + The origin of the story: regarding poetry, incurable love, + false hair, and the hero of the story--The dangers of fame and + the advantage of the upper shelf--The Chinaman's pigtail, and + the collar of humanity 1 + +Chapter II + + An Italian robber on the "Buitensingel" in Amsterdam--The bitter + suffering of the virtuous Amalia--Wax candles, the palisades of + morality--The cunning of the little Hallemans--The limitations + of space 9 + +Chapter III + + The difference between a sugar bowl and a Bible--Leentje's virtues + and defects--An unfounded suspicion against Pennewip's honor 18 + +Chapter IV + + The profound silence of Juffrouw Laps--Stoffel's sermon--Walter's + fidelity to Glorioso--The last king of Athens--Ruined stomachs + and bursted ear-drums 24 + +Chapter V + + How one may become a great man--The cleverness of + M'sieu Millaire--Versifying and the art of classifying + everything--Hobby-horses 27 + +Chapter VI + + Preparations for a party--The assignment of roles--The conflict + between wishing and being--Some tricks of fancy--The two + sawmills--Amalia and the ducks 34 + +Chapter VII + + Poetry and wigs--The vexation and despair of the latter 42 + +Chapter VIII + + A tea-evening, and how it began--Some gaps in the author's + knowledge--Stoffel's zoological joke--The cause of the last Punic + war--And the advantage of smoking 48 + +Chapter IX + + Echoes of the last Punic war--The defeat of Hannibal (Laps) + by Scipio (Pennewip) 61 + +Chapter X + + Causes of the tedious peace in Europe, showing the value + of a "tea-evening" as a study--Specimens of school-verse + concluded--Suitable for society poets and clever children 68 + +Chapter XI + + Report on the condition of the leading characters after the + catastrophe--Walter again: a character-study 75 + +Chapter XII + + Leentje as a comforter and questioner--Prince Walter and his + dominions 80 + +Chapter XIII + + Convincing proofs of Walter's improvement--His first invitation--A + study in love--Paradise and Peri 87 + +Chapter XIV + + Great changes in the Pieterse family--Walter becomes poet-laureate + at the court of Juffrouw Laps--The mountains of Asia--The bridge, + Glorioso, and love--again 102 + +Chapter XV + + Walter's dream--A swell coachman--Juffrouw Laps's difficulties + 117 + +Chapter XVI + + Femke hunts for Walter, and finds him under peculiar + circumstances--Her adventures by the way 125 + +Chapter XVII + + The widower's birthday--Klaasje's poem, and how a surprise may + involve further surprises 132 + +Chapter XVIII + + Walter's recovery--The doctor's pictures--Amsterdam dramaturgy + 138 + +Chapter XIX + + Pastors, sermons, and Juffrouw Laps--Chocolate, timidity, and + love--The fire that didn't break out--Some details of religious + belief 150 + +Chapter XX + + Our hero calls on the doctor--Some strange happenings--How Walter + delivered his present 161 + +Chapter XXI + + Ophelia reaches her destination, and Femke becomes a + queen--Walter's first experience "proposing"--Choosing a + profession 170 + +Chapter XXII + + Walter enters the real world--The firm Motto, Business & Co.--The + technique of the novel--And the snuff of the Romans 180 + +Chapter XXIII + + How one may become a "prodigal" by studying the story of the + Prodigal Son 194 + +Chapter XXIV + + Why Walter did not see Femke--The worldliness of a servant of + the church--The secret of Father Jansen's deafness in his left + ear 201 + +Chapter XXV + + Kings and doughnuts--How the masses soar and fall--Walter's + cowardice and remorse of conscience--A good remedy for the + blues 211 + +Chapter XXVI + + Our hero retires thinking of Princess Erika, to be aroused + by robbers and murderers, who are in collusion with Juffrouw + Laps 225 + +Chapter XXVII + + Walter alone with a pious lady, or Juffrouw Laps on the war-path + 240 + +Chapter XXVIII + + A midnight kiss--A wonderful statue in the "Juniper Berry"-- + Republicans and True Dutch hearts--A sailor with--Femke? 245 + +Chapter XXIX + + Sunrise on the "Dam"--An exciting encounter with a water-nymph--A + letter from heaven--America, a haven for prodigal sons 260 + +Chapter XXX + + A message from Femke, which Walter fails to understand--Dr. Holsma + to the rescue--Femke and family portraits--Femke, and once more + Femke 270 + +Chapter XXXI + + Stoffel's view of the matter--Juffrouw Laps's distress, and + Juffrouw Pieterse's elation--Elephants and butterflies, and + Kaatje's conception of heredity 279 + +Chapter XXXII + + A theatrical performance under difficulties--The contest between + Napoleon and King Minos of Crete--A Goddess on Mt. Olympus--Kisses + and rosebuds 286 + +Chapter XXXIII + + Conclusion 298 + + + + + + + + + +WALTER PIETERSE + + + + +CHAPTER I + + +I don't know the year; but, since the reader will be interested to +know the time when this story begins, I will give him a few facts to +serve as landmarks. + +My mother complained that provisions were dear, and fuel as well. So +it must have been before the discovery of Political Economy. Our +servant-girl married the barber's assistant, who had only one +leg. "Such a saving of shoe-leather," the good little soul argued. But +from this fact one might infer that the science of Political Economy +had already been discovered. + +At all events, it was a long time ago. Amsterdam had no sidewalks, +import duties were still levied, in some civilized countries there were +still gallows, and people didn't die every day of nervousness. Yes, +it was a long time ago. + +The Hartenstraat! I have never comprehended why this street should +be called thus. Perhaps it is an error, and one ought to write +Hertenstraat, or something else. I have never found more "heartiness" +there than elsewhere; besides, "harts" were not particularly plentiful, +although the place could boast of a poulterer and dealer in venison. + +I haven't been there for a long time, and I only remember that the +Straat connects two main canal-streets, canals that I would fill up +if I had the power to make Amsterdam one of the most beautiful cities +of Europe. + +My predilection for Amsterdam, our metropolis, does not make me +blind to her faults. Among these I would mention first her complete +inability to serve as the scene of things romantic. One finds here +no masked Dominos on the street, the common people are everywhere +open to inspection, no Ghetto, no Templebar, no Chinese quarter, +no mysterious courtyard. Whoever commits murder is hanged; and the +girls are called "Mietje" and "Jansje"--everything prose. + +It requires courage to begin a story in a place ending with +"dam." There it is difficult to have "Emeranties" and "Heloises"; +but even these would be of little use, since all of these belles have +already been profaned. + +How do the French authors manage, though, to dress up their "Margots" +and "Marions" as ideals and protect their "Henris" and "Ernestes" +from the trite and trivial? These last remind one of M'sieu Henri or +M'sieu Erneste just about like our castle embankments remind one of +filthy water. + +Goethe was a courageous man: Gretchen, Klaerchen---- + +But I, in the Hartenstraat! + +However, I am not writing a romance; and even if I should write one, +I don't see why I shouldn't publish it as a true story. For it is +a true story, the story of one who in his youth was in love with a +sawmill and had to endure this torture for a long time. + +For love is torture, even if it is only love for a sawmill. + +It will be seen that the story is going to be quite simple, in fact +too frail to stand alone. So here and there I am going to plait +something in with the thread of the narrative, just as the Chinaman +does with his pigtail when it is too thin. He has no Eau de Lob or +oil from Macassar--but I admit that I have never found at Macassar +any berries which yielded the required oil. + +To begin, in the Hartenstraat was a book-shop and circulating +library. A small boy with a city complexion stood on the step and +seemed to be unable to open the door. It was evident that he was +trying to do something that was beyond his strength. + +He stretched out his hand towards the door knob repeatedly, but +every time he interrupted this motion either by stopping to pull +unnecessarily at a big square-cut collar that rested on his shoulders +like a yoke, or by uselessly lifting his hand to screen an ingenuous +cough. + +He was apparently lost in the contemplation of the pictures that +covered the panes of glass in the door, turning them into a model +chart of inconceivable animals, four-cornered trees and impossible +soldiers. He was glancing continually to one side, like a criminal +who fears that he is going to be caught in the act. It was manifest +that he had something in view which must be concealed from passers-by, +and from posterity, for that matter. His left hand was thrust under +the skirts of his little coat, clutching convulsively at something +concealed in his trousers pocket. To look at him one would have +thought that Walter contemplated a burglary, or something of the kind. + +For his name was Walter. + +It is a fortunate thing that it occurred to me to relate his history; +and now I consider it my duty to report that he was entirely innocent +of any burglarious or murderous intentions. + +I only wish I could clear him of other sins as easily as this. The +object he was turning and twisting in his left breeches pocket was +not a house-key, nor a jimmy, nor a club, nor a tomahawk, nor any +infernal machine: It was a small piece of paper containing fourteen +stivers, which he had raised on his New Testament with Psalms at +the grocer's on the "Ouwebrug"; and the thing that held him fast on +the Hartenstraat was nothing more or less than his entrance into the +magic world of romance. He was going to read "Glorioso." + +Glorioso! Reader, there are many imitations, but only one Glorioso. All +the Rinaldos and Fra Diavolos are not to be mentioned in the same +breath with Glorioso, this incomparable hero who carried away +countesses by the dozen, plundered popes and cardinals as if they +were ordinary fallible people, and made a testament-thief of Walter +Pieterse. + +To be sure, Glorioso was not to blame for this last, certainly not. One +ought to be ashamed to be a hero, or a genius, or even a robber, if +on this account one is to be held responsible for all the crimes that +may be committed years afterwards in the effort to get possession of +one's history. + +I myself object to any accusation of complicity in those evil deeds +that are committed after my death in quenching the thirst for knowledge +of my fate. Indeed, I shall never be deterred from a famous career +merely by the thought that some one may sell the New Testament to +get hold of the "Life and Deeds of Multatuli." + +"You rascal, what are you loitering around here for? If you want +anything, come in; if you don't, make yourself scarce." + +And now Walter had to go in, or else abandon his cherished +Glorioso. But the man who bent over the counter and twisted himself +like a crane to open the door and snarl these words at our young hero +did not have a face that advised anything like turning back. He was +angry. At first Walter had not had the courage to go in; now he did +not dare to turn back. He felt himself drawn in. It was as if the +book-shop swallowed him. + +"Glorioso, if you please, M'neer, and here----" He drew that infernal +machine from his pocket. "And here is money----" + +For he had learned from his schoolmates, who had infected him with +this craving for romance, that at the circulating library strangers +must deposit a forfeit. + +The shopman seemed to regard himself as "sufficiently protected" +by the sum produced. He took down a small volume, which was greasy +and well worn, and bore both within and without the traces of much +unclean enjoyment. + +I am certain that the "Sermons of Pastor Splitvesel," which stood +undisturbed on the top shelf and looked down contemptuously on +the literature of the day, would have been ashamed to bring their +spotless binding into contact with so much uncleanliness. But it is +not difficult to remain clean in the upper row. I find, therefore, +that the "sermons" were unjust; and the same is true of many sermons. + +After Walter had given his name to the man in a trembling voice, he +stuck the reward of his misdeed under his coat and hurried out the +door, like a cat making away with the prey for which it has waited +for hours. + +Walter ran and ran, and did not know where to go. He couldn't go home; +he was watched too closely there,--which was not very difficult, +as the space was rather limited. + +He selected quiet streets and finally came to a gateway that he +remembered to have seen several times. It was a low, smooth arch, +where it always smelled like ashes. Here, as a truant, he had taken +that leap! He was with Franz Halleman, who had dared him to cut sacred +studies and jump from the top of this arch. Walter did it just because +little Franz had questioned his courage. + +To this escapade he was indebted for his great familiarity with the +prophet Habakkuk, whose prophecies he had to copy twelve times as +a penalty. Further, the sprain that he got in his big toe on that +occasion gave him a good barometer in that organ, which always warned +him of approaching rain. + +In a certain sense Habakkuk is to be regarded as marking a transition +in Walter's life, viz. from nursery rhymes to books which deal with big +people. For some time he had felt his admiration for "brave Heinriche" +to be growing; and he was disgusted with the paper peaches that are +distributed as the reward of diligence in the beautiful stories. Of +any other peaches he had no knowledge, as the real article was never +seen in the houses he visited. + +Nothing was more natural than that he should most ardently long to +talk with the older schoolboys about the wonders of the real world, +where people ride in coaches, devastate cities, marry princesses, +and stay up in the evening till after 10 o'clock--even if it isn't a +birthday. And then at the table one helps one's self, and may select +just whatever one wants to eat. So think children. + +Every boy has his heroic age, and humanity, as a whole, has worn the +little coat with the big collar. + +But how far can this comparison be carried? Where does the +identity stop? Will the human race become mature? and more than +mature?--old? Feeble and childish? + +How old are we now? Are we boys, youths, men? Or are we +already----? No, that would be too unpleasant to think of. + +Let us suppose that we are just in the exuberance of youth! We are +then no longer children exactly, and still we may hope something of +the future. + +Yes, of the future,--when this stifling school atmosphere has been +blown away. When we shall take pleasure in the short jacket of the boy +that comes after us; when people will be at liberty to be born without +any legal permit, and will not be reviled for it; when humanity will +speak one language; when metaphysics and religion have been forgotten, +and knowledge of nature takes the place of noble birth. When we shall +have broken away from the nursery stories. + +There is some silk for my Chinaman's pigtail. Some will say it is +only flax. + + + + +CHAPTER II + + +Walter thought neither of the heroic age nor of Chinese cues. Without +any feeling for the beauty of the landscape, he hurried along till +he came to a bridge that spanned a marshy ditch. After looking about +carefully to assure himself that he was alone, he selected this +bridge for his reading-room, and proceeded at once to devour his +robber undisturbed. + +For a moment I felt tempted to make the reader a participant of +Walter's pleasure by giving a sketch of the immortal work that chained +the boy's attention. But aside from the fact that I am not very well +versed in Glorioso--which fact of itself, though, would not prevent me +from speaking about him--I have many other things of a more urgent +nature to relate, and am compelled therefore to take the reader +directly to the Hartenstraat, hoping that he will be able to find +his way just as well as if he had crossed the Ouwebrug--the old bridge. + +Suffice it to say that Walter found the book "very nice." The virtuous +Amalia, in the glare of flaring torches, at the death-bed of her +revered mother, in the dismal cypress valley, swearing that her ardent +love for the noble robber--through the horrible trapdoor, the rusty +chains, her briny tears--in a word, it was stirring! And there was +more morality in it, too, than in all the insipid imitations. All the +members of the band were married and wore gloves. In the cave was +an altar, with wax tapers; and those chapters in which girls were +abducted always ended with a row of most decorous periods, or with +mysterious dashes--which Walter vainly held up to the light in his +effort to learn more about it. + +He read to: "Die, betrayer!" Then it was dark, and he knew that it +was time to go home. He was supposed to be taking a walk with the +Halleman boys,--who were "such respectable children." With regret he +closed the precious volume and hurried away as fast as he could, for +he was afraid he was going to get a whipping for staying away so long. + +"You will never get permission again"--thus he was always threatened +on such occasions. But he understood, of course, that they didn't mean +it. He knew too well that people like to get rid of the children for +a while when they are a little short of space at home. And then the +little Hallemans were "such extraordinarily respectable children; +they lived next to a house with a portico, and recently they had +taken off their little caps so politely." + +Now, I don't believe that the Hallemans were any more respectable +than other boys of Walter's acquaintance; and, as I would like to +give some reasons for my belief, I am going to relate an incident +that had happened some time before this. + +Walter never got any pocket-money. His mother considered this +unnecessary, because he got at home everything that he needed. It +mortified him to have to wait for an invitation to join in a game +of ball with his companions, and then be reminded that he had +contributed nothing towards buying the ball. In Walter's time that +useful instrument of sport cost three doits--just a trifle. Now +I suppose they are more expensive--but no, cheaper, of course, on +account of Political Economy. + +On many occasions he was depressed by reason of this lack of money. We +shall see later whether what his mother said was true, or not: that he +received at home everything he needed. It is certain that at home he +never had the privilege of doing with some little thing as he pleased, +which is very nice for children. And for grown-up people, too. + +The Hallemans--who were so especially respectable--gave him to +understand that they had no desire to bear all the expenses. Franz +calculated that Walter's friendship had already cost them nine +stivers, which I find high--not for the friendship, but merely +as an estimate. Gustave said it was still more; but that is a +detail. Gustave, too, had let him have four slate pencils, that he +might court "the tall Cecilia," who wouldn't have anything to do with +him because he wore a jacket stuck in his trousers--the kind small +boys wore then. She accepted the pencils, and then made Gustave a +present of them for a kiss. + +The reproaches of the little Hallemans, who were so very respectable, +almost drove Walter to despair. + +"I have told my mother, but she won't give me anything." + +The little Hallemans, who were so respectable, said: "What's that +you're giving us? You're a parasite." + +This was the first time Walter had ever heard the word, but he knew +what it meant. Nothing sharpens the wits like bitterness of heart. + +"A parasite, a parasite--I'm a parasite," and he ran off screaming, +making a detour in order to avoid the street where Cecilia's father +had a second-hand store. Oh, if she had seen him running through +the street crying like a baby--that would have been worse than the +breeches pulled up over his jacket! + +A parasite, a parasite! + +He met lots of grown-up people who perhaps were parasites, but they +were not bawling on this account. + +Parasite! + +He saw a policeman, and caught his breath when he got by him, surprised +that the man hadn't arrested him. + +Parasite! + +Then came a street-sweeper with his cart, who seemed to rattle that +hateful word after him. + +Our little sufferer remembered that the Halleman boys had once told +him what a fortune could be made by peddling peppermint drops. For +twenty-four stivers one could buy a big sack full. By selling so +and so many for a doit, the profit would be enormous. If one only +had the capital to begin! The Hallemans had calculated everything +very exactly; for they were not only very respectable, but also very +cunning. Cunningness and respectability usually go hand in hand. They +had said, all that was needed was the capital. They would attend to +laying in the stock, and would assume all responsibility for the sale +of the same. If Walter would chip in just a florin, they could raise +the rest and all would go well. + +Parasite.... Parasite.... + +Walter slipped a florin from his mother's box of savings and brought +it to the Halleman boys, who were so remarkably respectable. + +"Where did you get it?" asked Gustave, but careful not to give Walter +time to answer, or to fall into an embarrassing silence. + +"Where did you get it?"--without any interrogation point--"fine! Franz +and I will each add one like it. That'll make twenty-four, and then +we'll buy the peppermints. There's a factory on the Rosengracht--such +a sack for four shillings. Franz and I will do everything. We'll +have more opportunity at school, you understand. Christian Kloskamp +has already ordered twelve; he'll pay after the holidays. We'll take +all the trouble; you needn't do anything, Walter--and then an equal +divide. You can depend upon it." + +Walter went home and dreamed of unheard-of wealth. He would put a +dollar in his mother's savings-bank, and buy for Cecilia a lead pencil +from the man who had picked holes in the wood-work of his wagon with +them. So strong were they! That would be something entirely different +from those slate pencils; and if the tall Cecilia still wouldn't +have him, then--but Walter did not care to think further. There are +abysses along the path of fancy that we do not dare to sound. We see +them instinctively, close the eyes and--I only know that on that +evening Walter fell asleep feeling good, expecting soon to have a +good conscience over his little theft and hoping that Cecilia would +give him a happy heart. + +Alas, alas! Little Walter had made his calculations without taking into +consideration the slyness and respectability of the Hallemans. They +lay in wait for him the next day as he came from school. Walter, +who had painted to himself how they would be panting under the +weight of the great sack; Walter, who was so anxious to know if +Christian Kloskamp had taken what he had ordered; Walter, who was +burning with curiosity as to the success of the venture--oh, he was +bitterly disappointed. Gustave Halleman not only carried no sack of +peppermints. What's more, he had a very grave face. And little Franz +looked like virtue itself. + +"Well, how is everything?" Walter asked, but without saying a word. He +was too curious not to ask, and too fearful to express the question +otherwise than by opening his mouth and poking out his face. + +"Don't you know, Walter, we've been thinking about the matter; and +there's a lot to be said against the plan." + +Poor Walter! In that moment both his heart and his conscience suffered +shipwreck. Away with your dreams of ethical vindication, away with +the gaping money-boxes of mothers--away, lead pencil that was to +bore a hole in the hard heart of the tall Cecilia--gone, gone, gone, +everything lost. + +"You see, Walter, the mint-drops might melt." + +"Y-e-s," sobbed Walter. + +"And Christian Kloskamp, who ordered twelve--don't you know----" + +"Y-e-s." + +I wonder if Christian was likely to melt too. + +"He is leaving school, and will certainly not return after the +holidays." + +"H-e-e i-i-s?" + +"Yes, and for that reason, and also because there are not anything like +so many to the pound as we had thought. Mint-drops are heavy. We've +calculated everything, Franz and I." + +"Yes," added little Franz, with the seriousness of one giving +important advice in a time of great danger, "the things are very +heavy at present. Feel this one; but you must give it back to me." + +Walter weighed the mint-drop on his finger and returned it +conscientiously. + +He found it heavy. Ah, in this moment he was so depressed that he +would have found everything heavy. + +Franz stuck the piece of candy into his mouth, and sucking at it +continued: + +"Yes, really, very heavy. These are the English drops, you know. And +then there is something else, too, isn't there, Gustave? The propriety, +the respectability! Tell him, Gustave." + +"The respectability," cried Gustave, significantly. + +"We mean the respectability of it," repeated Franz, as if he were +explaining something. + +Walter looked first from one to the other, and did not seem to +comprehend. + +"You tell him, Gustave." + +"Yes, Walter, Franz will tell you," said Gustave. + +"Walter, our papa is a deacon, and carries a portfolio, and there +where we live is a----" + +"Yes," cried Gustave, "there on the Gracht, you know, lives M'neer +Krulewinkel. He has a villa----" + +"With a portico," added Franz. + +"It's just on account of our standing--don't you see, Walter? And +when a visitor comes our mother brings out the wine." + +"Yes, Maderia, Maderia! And our tobacco-box is silver, and----" + +"No, Franz, it isn't silver; but, Walter, it looks just like silver." + +Our poor little sinner understood all of this, but he failed to see +what bearing it might have on his own disappointed hopes. He stuttered: +"Yes, Gustave--yes, Franz--but the peppermint----" + +"We just wanted to tell you that we are very respectable, don't +you see?" + +"Yes, Gustave." + +"And well-behaved." + +"Y-e-e-s, Franz." Poor Walter! + +"And then as you said you never got any pocket-money----" + +"Yes, Walter--and don't you know? Because our papa is so +respectable--when winter comes you can see how he looks after the +orphans." + +"Yes, and he rings at every door. And--and--we are afraid, that +you----" + +"That you----" + +"The florin----" + +"The florin! You understand?" + +"That you didn't get it----" + +"That you didn't get it honestly. That's it," said Franz, sticking +another mint-drop into his mouth, perhaps to brace himself up. + +It was out at last. Poor, miserable Walter. + +"And on that account, Walter, we would rather not keep the money, +but just divide now--equally, as we all agreed." + +"Yes," cried Gustave, "divide equally. The work--we--you understand?" + +They divided the profits. And the Hallemans were sleek about +it. Twenty-four stivers; three into twenty-four goes eight times, +therefore---- + +Walter received eight stivers. + +"Don't you see," explained Gustave, "we couldn't do it, because our +papa is a deacon." + +"Yes--and our tobacco-box, even if it isn't pure silver, it's just +like silver." + +My lack of faith in the extreme respectability of the Hallemans +is based upon the foregoing story; and I am inclined to think that +all this "respectability" of which Walter heard so much at home was +only an excuse on his mother's part to get him out of the way. For +there was a lack of room. If she had wanted to use Walter about the +house, it is questionable if she had discovered anything especially +respectable about those boys. + +Many laws and most customs have their origin in a "lack of room"--in +the intellect, in one's character, in the house or flat, in the fields, +in the city. + +This applies to the preference for the right hand--a result of +crowding at the table--to the institution of marriage, and to many +things lying between these extremes. + + + + +CHAPTER III + + +We will not try to explain further this fruitful principle of +"limitation of space." Walter knew the fruit of it, even if he failed +to recognize the origin. He was not worried so much by the mere coming +home as by the punishment he expected to receive as soon as that New +Testament should be missed. He had returned from his little excursion +into the country with Glorioso, and now in Amsterdam again the memory +of his recent offense--or shall I say the anticipation of what was +coming?--lay heavily on his mind. + +If we could think away all the results of crime committed, there +would be very little left of what we call conscience. + +But Walter consoled himself with the thought that it wasn't a thimble +this time. The testament will not be missed at once, he reflected, +because Sunday was a long way off, and no one would ask about it +during the week. + +No, it was not a thimble, or a knitting-needle, or a sugar-bowl, +or anything in daily use. + +When our hero got home, he stuck his greasy Glorioso under Leentje's +sewing-table--the same Leentje who had sewed up his breeches after +that wonderful leap, so that his mother never found out about it. She +went down to her grave in ignorance of these torn breeches. + +But Leentje was employed to patch breeches and such things. She +received for this seven stivers a week, and every evening a slice of +bread and butter. + +Long after the Habakkuk period, Walter often thought of her humble +"Good-evening, Juffrouw; good-evening, M'neer and the young Juffrouwen; +good-evening, Walter," etc. + +Yes, Walter's mother was called Juffrouw, on account of the +shoe-business. For Juffrouw is the title of women of the lower middle +classes, while plain working women are called simply Vrouw. Mevrouw +is the title of women of the better classes. And so it is in the +Netherlands till to-day: The social structure is a series of classes, +graduated in an ascending scale. Single ladies are also called +Juffrouw, so that Juffrouw may mean either a young lady or a young +matron--who need not necessarily be so young. The young Juffrouwen +were Walter's sisters, who had learned how to dance. His brother +had been called M'neer since his appointment as assistant at the +"intermediate school," a sort of charity school now no longer in +existence. His mother had spliced his jacket that he might command +the respect of the boys, and remarked that the name "Stoffel" scarcely +suited him now. This explains why Leentje addressed him as M'neer. To +Walter she simply said Walter, for he was only a small boy. Walter +owed her three stivers, or, to be exact, twenty-six doits, which he +never did pay her. For, years afterward, when he wanted to return the +money to her, there were no more doits; and, besides, Leentje was dead. + +This pained him very much, for he had thought a great deal of her. She +was ugly, even dirty, and was stoop-shouldered, too. Stoffel, the +schoolmaster, said that she had an evil tongue: She was thought to +have started the report that he had once eaten strawberries with +sugar in the "Netherlands." This was a small garden-restaurant. + +I am willing to admit the truth of all this; but what more could one +expect for seven stivers and a slice of bread and butter? I have known +duchesses who had larger incomes; and still in social intercourse +they were not agreeable. + +Leentje was stooped as a result of continuous sewing. Her needle +kept the whole family clothed; and she knew how to make two jackets +and a cap out of an old coat and still have enough pieces left for +the gaiters that Stoffel needed for his final examination. He fell +through on account of a mistake in Euclid. + +With the exception of Walter nobody was satisfied with Leentje. I +believe they were afraid of spoiling her by too much kindness. Walter's +sisters were always talking about "class" and "rank," saying that +"everyone must stay in his place." This was for Leentje. Her father +had been a cobbler who soled shoes, while the father of the young +Juffrouwen had had a store in which "shoes from Paris" were sold. A +big difference. For it is much grander to sell something that somebody +else has made than to make something one's self. + +The mother thought that Leentje might be a little cleaner. But I am +going to speak of the price again, and of the difficulty of washing +when one has no time, no soap, no room, and no water. At that time +waterpipes had not been laid, and, if they had been, it's a question +if the water had ever got as far as Leentje. + +So, everyone but Walter had a spite against Leentje. He liked her, +and was more intimate with her than with anyone else in the house, +perhaps because the others could not endure him, and there was nothing +left for him to do but to seek consolation from her. For every feeling +finds expression, and nothing is lost, either in the moral or in the +material world. I could say more about this, but I prefer to drop the +subject now, for the organ-grinder under my window is driving me crazy. + +Walter's mother called him, "That boy." His brothers--there were +more beside Stoffel--affirmed that he was treacherous and morose, +because he spoke little and didn't care for "marbles." When he did say +anything, they attributed to him a relationship with King Solomon's +cat. His sisters declared he was a little devil. But Walter stood +well with Leentje. She consoled him, and considered it disgraceful +that the family didn't make more out of such a boy as Walter. She +had seen that he was not a child like ordinary children. And I should +scarcely take the trouble to write his story if he had been. + +Up to a short time after his trip to Hartenstraat, Ash Gate and the +old bridge, Leentje was Walter's sole confidant. To her he read +the verses that slender Cecilia had disdained. To her he poured +out his grief over the injustice of his teacher Pennewip, who gave +him only "Fair," while to that red-headed Keesje he gave "Very good" +underscored--Keesje who couldn't work an example by himself and always +"stuck" in "Holland Counts." + +"Poor boy," said Leentje, "you're right about it." They went over into +the Bavarian house. It's a disgrace! And to save a doit on the pound. + +She claimed that Keesje's father, who was a butcher, let Pennewip +have meat at a reduced price, and that this was what was the matter +with all those Holland counts and their several houses. + +Later Walter looked upon this as a "white lie," for Pennewip, when +examined closely, didn't look like a man who would carry on a crooked +business with beefsteak. But in those days he accepted gladly this +frivolous suspicion against the man's honor as a plaster for his own, +which had been hurt by the favoritism towards Keesje. Whenever our +honor is touched, or what we regard as our honor, then we think little +of the honor of others. + +When his brothers jeered at him and called him "Professor Walter," +or when his sisters scolded him for his "idiotic groping among +the bed-curtains," or when his mother punished him for eating up +the rice that she intended to serve again "to-morrow"--then it was +always Leentje who restored the equilibrium of his soul and banished +his cares, just as, with her inimitable stitches, she banished the +"triangles" from his jacket and breeches. + +Ugly, dirty, evil-tongued Leentje, how Walter did like you! What +consolation radiated from her thimble, what encouragement even in +the sight of her tapeline! And what a lullaby in those gentle words: +"There now, you have a needle and thread and scraps. Sew your little +sack for your pencils and tell me more of all those counts, who always +passed over from one house into another." + + + + +CHAPTER IV + + +I don't know what prophet Walter got as punishment for that pawned +Bible. The pastor came to preach a special sermon. The man was simply +horrified at such impiousness. Juffrouw Laps, who lived in the lower +anteroom, had heard about it too. She was very pious and asserted +that such a boy was destined for the gallows. + +"One begins with the Bible," she said significantly, "and ends with +something else." + +No one has ever found out just what that "something else" is which +follows a beginning with the Bible. I don't think she knew herself, +and that she said it to make people believe that she possessed much +wisdom and knew more about the world than she gave utterance to. Now, +I admit that I have no respect for wisdom that cannot express itself +in intelligible words, and, if it had been my affair, I should have +very promptly drawn a tight rein on Juffrouw Laps. + +Stoffel delivered an exhortation in which he brought out all that had +been forgotten by the preacher. He spoke of Korah, Dathan and Abiram, +who had erred similarly to Walter and had been sent to an early grave +for their sins. He said too, that the honor of the family had been +lost at the "Ouwebrug," that it was his duty, "as the eldest son of an +irreproachable widow and third assistant at the intermediate school, +to take care of the honor of the house----" + +"Of Bavaria," said Leentje softly. + +That "a marriage, or any other arrangement for the girls, would be +frustrated by Walter's offence, for no one would have anything to do +with girls who----" + +In short, Stoffel accented the fact that it was "a disgrace," and that +"he would never be able to look anyone in the face who knew of this +crime." He remarked distinctly that the schoolboys must know of it, +for Louis Hopper had already stuck out his tongue at him! + +And finally, that he "shuddered to cross the new market-place"--in +those days criminals were scourged, branded and hanged here--because +it reminded him so disagreeably of Juffrouw Laps's horrible allusion +to Walter's fate. + +Then followed all sorts of things about Korahs, Dathans and Abirams, +whereupon the whole family broke out in a wail. For it was so pathetic. + +Walter comforted himself with thoughts of Glorioso, and, whenever that +"something else" of Juffrouw Laps was spoken of, he just dreamed of +his marriage with beautiful Amalia, whose train was carried by six +pages. I fancy Juffrouw Laps would have made a pretty face if she +had learned of this interpretation of her mysterious climax. + +All efforts to compel our hero to tell how he had spent that money were +in vain. After all known means had been applied, the attempt to force a +confession had to be abandoned. Water and bread, water without bread, +bread without water, no water and no bread, the preacher, Stoffel, +Habakkuk, Juffrouw Laps, tears, the rod--all in vain. Walter was not +the boy to betray Glorioso. This was what he had found so shabby of +Scelerajoso, who had to pay the penalty, as we have seen. + +As soon as he got the privilege of walking again with the Hallemans, +who were so eminently respectable, he hurried away to the old bridge, +near Ash Gate, to continue his thrilling book. He read up to that +fatal moment when he had to tell his hero good-bye, and on the last +page saw Glorioso, as a major-general, peacefully expire in the arms +of the virtuous Alvira. + +When Walter had returned the book to Hartenstraat his eye was attracted +by some almond-cakes at the confectioner's on the corner. He did with +Glorioso just as the Athenians did with Kodrus: No one was worthy to +be the successor of such a hero, and within a few days the residue +of the New Testament had been converted into stomach-destroying pastry. + +I ought to add that a part of the "balance" left after that Italian +excursion--perhaps the part contributed by the Psalms--was invested +in a triple-toned, ear-splitting, soul-searing harmonica, which was +finally confiscated by Master Pennewip as being a disturbing element +in the schoolroom. + + + + +CHAPTER V + + +I don't feel called upon to pass judgment on the strife between +Leentje and Pennewip regarding the latter's partiality towards Keesje, +the butcher's son. But that fiery feeling for right and justice +which has harrassed me from my earliest youth--ah, for years have I +waited in vain for justice--and the foolish passion for hunting after +mitigating circumstances, even when the misdeed has been proved--all +this compels me to say that Pennewip's lot might be considered a +mitigating circumstance for a man convicted of the eight deadly sins. + +I have found that many great men began their careers as feeders of +hogs (see biographical encyclopedias); and it seems to me that this +occupation develops those qualities necessary in ruling or advancing +mankind. + +If the theologists should happen to criticise this story, and perhaps +accuse me of far-reaching ignorance, because I enumerate one cardinal +sin more than they knew of, or of the crime of classifying man as +a sort of hog, I reply that, still another new canonical sin could +be discovered that they have never studied. And that ought to be as +pleasing to them as influenza is to the apothecary. + +New problems, gentlemen, new problems! + +And as for our relationship with pigs, just consider the relation +of coal to diamond, and I think everyone will be satisfied--even +the theologists. + +What a magnificent prospect anyone has who spends his tender youth +with those grunting coal-diamonds of the animal world! But I have +often wondered that in the "Lives of Famous Men" we so seldom read of +a school-teacher, for in the school all the ingredients of greatness +are abounding. + +The reverse is more often true. Every day we see banished princes +teaching lazy boys. Dionysius and Louis Philippe are not the only +ones. I myself once tried to teach an American French. It was no go. + +If it should ever become customary again to elect kings, I hope the +people will elect such persons as have studied men, just as one studies +Geography on globes or maps. All virtues, propensities, passions, +mistakes, misdeeds, knowledge of which is so indispensable in human +society, can be studied much better in the schoolroom. The field is +restricted, and can be taken in more readily. The famous statecraft +of many a great man, if the truth were known, had its origin in that +old tripping trick, which is everything to the three-foot Machiavellis. + +The task of a schoolmaster is not an easy one. I have never understood +why he is not better paid, or, since this must be so, why there are +still men who prefer to teach, when on the same pay they might be +corporals in the army, and teach the use of firearms, which offers +fewer headaches and more fresh air. + +I would even rather be a preacher; for he does work with people who are +interested and come to hear him of their own free will. The teacher +has to fight continually with indifference, and with the extremely +dangerous rivalry of tops, marbles, and paper-dolls--not to speak of +candy, scarlatina and weak mothers. + +Pennewip was a man of the old school. At least he would seem so to +us if we could see him in his gray school jacket and short trousers +with buckles, and his brown wig, which he was continually pushing +into place. At the first of the week this was always curly, when it +was not raining--rain isn't good for curls; and on Sundays "the man +with the curling irons" came. + +Antiquated? But perhaps this is only imagination. Who knows? perhaps +in his day he was quite modern. How soon people will say the same +of us! At all events, the man called himself "Master" and his school +was a school and not an "Institute." It is no advance to call things +by other than their right names. In his school boys and girls sat +together indiscriminately, according to the naive custom of those +days. They learned, or might learn, Reading, Writing, Arithmetic, +National History, Psalmody, Sewing, Knitting, and Religion. These +were the order of the day, but if anyone distinguished himself by +a show of talent, diligence or good behavior, that one received +special instruction in versification, an art in which Pennewip took +great pleasure. + +Thus he taught the boys till they were sufficiently advanced to be +confirmed. With the help of his wife he gave the girls a "finishing +course." They were graduated with a paternoster done in red on a black +background, or perhaps a pierced heart between two flower-pots. Then +they were through and ready to become the grandmothers of their +own generation. + +There was no natural science then. Even to-day there is room for +improvement along this line. It is said that some advance has been +made recently. It is more useful for a child to know how corn grows +than to be able to call the name of it in a foreign language. I don't +say that either is incompatible with the other. + +The public schools were most deficient at the time when Walter and +Keesje were slowly crawling around the arena of honor; but I doubt if +one could say much more of the "institutes" of to-day. I would advise +everyone to visit such a school as he attended when a boy; and I am +convinced that after this test many a father who has the welfare of +his children at heart will prefer to keep them at home. One comes to +the conclusion, that after all in the school of clever Master Miller, +who was so clever that he got himself addressed as M'sieu Millaire, +precious little was to be learned. + +Failing to make this test we continue to believe in the infallibility +of M'sieu of Millaire. We always consider that one a great man whom +we have known in childhood and haven't seen since. + +When I remarked a moment ago that school-teachers are paid so +niggardly, I didn't mean that their remuneration was insufficient, +considering the quality and quantity of the goods delivered--knowledge, +scholarship, education. I only had in mind the bitterness of their +lot, and the poor indemnity given to the man who spends his life in +a wasp's nest. + +In addition to versifying, Pennewip had still another hobby, which gave +him more claim to a throne than did anything else. He was possessed +with the mania for classifying, a passion known to few, but still of +not infrequent occurrence. I have never quite understood the disease; +and I gave up my search for the "first cause" as soon as I saw how +difficult it is to get around with a hobby-horse taken from somebody +else's stable. So I am going to give only a short sketch of Pennewip's +harmless animal. + +Everything that he saw, perceived, experienced he divided into +families, classes, genera, species and sub-species, and made of the +human race a sort of botanical garden, in which he was the Linne. He +regarded that as the only possible way to grasp the final purpose +of creation and clear up all obscure things, both in and out of +school. He even went so far as to say that Walter's New Testament +would have turned up again if Juffrouw Pieterse had only been able +to tell to what class the man belonged who had bound the volume in +black leather. But that was something she didn't know. + +As for myself, I shouldn't have said a word about Pennewip's mania for +classifying everything, if I hadn't thought it might help me to give +the reader a better picture of our hero and his surroundings. I should +have preferred to leave the said Pennewip in undisturbed intercourse +with the muses; but we shall have occasion later to refer to his +poetic art, when we shall quote some poems by his pupils. + +After the usual general division into "animate" and "inanimate"--the +good man gave the human race only one soul--followed a system that +looked like a pyramid. On the top was God with the angels and +spirits and other accessories, while the oysters and polyps and +mussels were crawling about down near the base, or lying still--just +as they pleased. Half way up stood kings, members of school-boards, +mayors, legislators, theologians and D.D.'s. Next under these were +professors and merchants who do not work themselves. Then came +doctors of things profane, i. e., those driving double rigs, also +lawyers and untitled preachers, the Colonel of the City Militia, +the Rector of the Latin School. Philosophers (only those who have +developed a system), doctors with one horse, doctors without any +horse and poets were further down. Rather low down, and not far from +the mussels, was the seventh sub-division of the third class of the +"citizen population." Our hero would come under this sub-section. + + + Citizen Population, Class III., 7th Sub-Division. + + People Living in Rented Flats. + + a. Entrance for tenants only. Three-window front. Two stories, + with back-rooms. The boys sleep alone, dress, however, with + the girls. Fresh straw in case a baby is born. Learning French, + poems at Christmas. The girls are sometimes called Lena or Maria, + but seldom Louise. Darning. The boys work in offices. One girl + kept, sewing-girl, and "person for the rough work." Washing + at home. Read sermons by Palm. Pickled pork on Sundays, with + table-cloth, liquor after coffee. Religion. Respectability. + + b 1. Still three windows. One story. Neighbors live above who ring + twice (Vide b. 2). Leentje, Mietje; Louise heard seldom. House-door + opened with a cord, which is sleek from long use. Sleep in one + room. Straw-heaps in cases of confinement. One maid-servant + for everything. Sundays cheese, no liquor, but religion and + respectability as above. + + b 2. Neighbors who ring twice. About as above. No maid, only a + "person for the rough work." Seamstress. White table-cloth. Cheese + from time to time, only occasionally. Religion as above. + + c. One story higher. Two-window front. Small projecting + back-room. The entire family sleeps in two beds. No trace of + straw. The boys are called Louw, Piet, or Gerrit, and become + watchmakers or type-setters. A few become sailors. Continual + wrangle with the neighbors about the waste-water. Religion as + above. Associate with "respectable folk." Read "Harlemmer" with + III. 7, b. 2. No maid, or person for rough work, but a seamstress + on seven stivers and a piece of bread and butter. + + +That brings us to Juffrouw Pieterse. + +The reader will now have a very good idea of Walter's environment, and +will readily understand why I said he had a "city complexion." That +was when we saw him in the Hartenstraat, on the road to fame, or on +the road to that nameless "other thing" of Juffrouw Laps. At all +events he was on his way to things that will occupy our attention +for some time yet. + + + + +CHAPTER VI + + +It was Wednesday, and the Pieterses were going to give a +party. Juffrouw Laps had been invited, also the Juffrouw living +over the dairy, whose husband was employed at the "bourse." Further +Mrs. Stotter, who had been a midwife for so long and was still merely +"very respectable." Then the widow Zipperman, whose daughter had +married some fellow in the insurance business, or something of the +kind. Also the baker's wife. That was unavoidable: it was impossible +to buy all kinds of pastry and cakes without her finding out what +was up. Then the Juffrouw living below and to the rear. Of course +she wouldn't come, but the Pieterses wanted to show that they had +forgotten the late quarrel over the broken window-pane. If she didn't +come that was the end of the matter, so far as Juffrouw Pieterse was +concerned. She would have nothing more to do with the Juffrouw from +below. I may add that the lady from below did not come, and that her +name was stricken from the calling-list of those higher up. + +The children were to go to bed early, with the promise of a cup of +sage-milk for breakfast if they would not make any noise the entire +evening. This drink largely took the place of tea then. It was thought +that the "noise" made by children would not be appreciated. Walter +got permission to go play with the Halleman boys, who were thought +to be very respectable. He must be at home by eight o'clock; but this +was said in a tone that gave him no cause to fear a reprimand in case +he should stay out later. Laurens, who of course was an apprentice to +a printer, and usually came home about seven o'clock in the evening, +was big enough to be present with the guests, but must promise to sit +still and drink only two glasses. The big girls were to be present +as a matter of course: They had been confirmed. Stoffel presided. His +business was to meet the gentlemen when they came for the ladies about +ten o'clock, and entertain the company with stories of Mungo Park. + +Leentje was to remain till the people were all there, as it was so +inconvenient to have to open the door every time. She could make +herself useful in arranging the table and doing other things incident +to such occasions. But she "must move about a little brisker," +otherwise they would prefer to do everything themselves. + +The eldest of the girls, Juffrouw Truitje, must look after the +"sage-milk." Pietje had charge of the sandwiches; but Myntje was to +see to it that the butter was spread a little thicker, for the last +time the bread had been too dry. + +Everything was going to turn out so nicely, "if only Juffrouw +Laps wouldn't talk so much." That was her failing. And, too, they +hoped that the widow Zipperman would "brag a little less about her +son-in-law." This was considered a source of weariness. And the +Juffrouw who lived over the dairy "might be more modest." She had +"never lived in such a fine house"; and as for the shop--that was no +disgrace; and on the top floor--but one cannot tell how it will be. + +No one understood why the baker's wife used so many French words, which +was not becoming in one of her station. "If she does it this evening, +Stoffel, say something to me that she can't understand, then she will +find out that we are not 'from the street,' that we know what's what." + +"It's all the same to me," Juffrouw Pieterse continued, "whether the +Juffrouw downstairs comes or not. I don't care a fig about it.--Four, +five--Louw can sit there, but he must keep his legs still--and a chair +there--yes--so! It's a good thing she's not coming; it would have been +too crowded. Leentje, go to work--do blow your nose! No, run over to +Juffrouw Laps's and ask the Juffrouw if the Juffrouw could spare a +few stools--without backs, you understand; because the chairs there +by the chimney--yes, ask the Juffrouw for a few stools, and tell the +Juffrouw that they are for me, and that I expect the Juffrouws about +seven. Give my compliments to the Juffrouw and wipe your nose." + +Juffrouw Pieterse didn't like to use personal pronouns; it was +impolite. + +On this afternoon Walter went to his bridge early. It was now not +so useless as usual, for the rain of the day before had filled the +ditch with water, which was even running, so that the straws which +Walter thoughtlessly, or full of thought--both are about the same +thing--threw into the water were carried down to the pond, where +the logs lay that were to be sawed up by the "Eagle" and the "Early +Hour." These were the names of the sawmills that for some weeks had +been the witnesses of Walter's daydreams. + +Glorioso was gone, and could not be replaced; but on those afternoons +when he was free Walter returned involuntarily to the spot where he had +had his first glimpse of the world of romance. How rough and crude the +colors in that first picture! Perhaps it was the very roughness of the +colors that attracted him and changed him, till he could not conceive +how he had ever found enjoyment in the little cakes on the corner. + +A peculiar prospective had opened up before him. He dreamed of things +that he could not name; but they made him bitterly dissatisfied with +his present condition. He was anxious to do everything prescribed +to get to Heaven; but he thought it would be much easier to pray in +such a cave with wax candles. And as for honoring his mother, a point +upon which she always laid great stress--why didn't she have a train +like the countess? Certainly he ought not to have sold the Bible; +and he wouldn't do it any more--he had vowed it; but then he ought +to have had a box filled with florins, and a feather in his cap, +just as it was in the book. + +He was disgusted with his brother Stoffel, and his sisters, and +Juffrouw Laps, and the preacher and everything. He couldn't understand +why the whole family didn't go to Italy and form a respectable +robber-band. But Pennewip and Keesje shouldn't go; that was certain. + +He wondered what had become of his verses. Every Wednesday such +pupils as had been well-behaved, and, for that reason, deemed worthy +to contest for the "laurel," handed in a poem written on some subject +suggested by the teacher. This time the subject assigned to Walter was +"Goodness," which probably had some reference to his former behavior, +and was a hint for the improvement of his moral character. But Walter +had already put goodness into rhyme so often, and found the subject so +dry and tedious and worn-out that he had taken the liberty of "singing" +something else. He selected the theme nearest his heart--robbers! + +Like all authors he was greatly infatuated with his work. He was +convinced that the teacher, too, would see the excellencies of his poem +and forgive him for deviating from the path of goodness. The verses +would undoubtedly be sent to the mayor, and he would pass them on to +the Pope, who would then summon Walter and appoint him "Court-robber." + +And thus he dreamed and threw his straws into the stream. They +moved away slowly and disappeared between the moss-covered +timbers. Involuntarily his fancy had transmuted them into the +characters of his world of romance. There went the countess with +her long train, which got caught in the moss and held the countess +fast. The virtuous Amalia met with no better luck; she got tangled +up in the water lentils. And now came Walter himself. He approached +Amalia, in her green robes, and was just about to rescue her, when +he was swallowed by a duck. This was most unkind of the duck, for +it was Walter's last stalk of grass; and now in the rattling and +buzzing of the sawmills below he could hear Amalia repeating in a +reproachful voice: + + + "Warre, warre, warre, we; + Where is warre, warre, wall-- + Walter, who will rescue me?" + + +This annoyed him, and he could not resist the temptation to throw +a rock at the duck whose greediness had caused Amalia to doubt his +chivalry. + +The duck chose the better part, and retired after she had done Walter +all the damage she could. But the sawmills paid no attention to these +happenings and continued to rattle away. + +Walter heard now in the noisy clatter of the mills all kinds of songs +and stories, and, listening to these, he soon forgot Amalia and the +Pope. That the reader may not get a wrong impression of these mills, +I hasten to say that there was really nothing extraordinary about +them. They buzzed and rattled just like other sawmills. + +It often happens that we think we perceive something which comes from +the external world, when in fact it is only a subjective product in +ourselves. Similarly, we may think we have just imagined something, +when really it came to us from the world of the senses. + +This is a kind of ventriloquism that often gives cause for annoyance +and enmity. + +I wonder which turns the faster?--Walter listened to the mills. Now--I +think--no, begin together. Good! No, the Eagle was ahead! Once +more--now! + +Which will get there first? No, that won't do. Once more together. Look +sharp, Morning Hour,--out again! I can't hold my eye on it--what a +whirling and buzzing! + +You are tired, are you? I believe it. + +If I might only sit on such a big wing, wouldn't I hold on tight? And +wouldn't the sawyer look? + +Why are you called "Morning Hour"? Have you gold in your mouth? And +"Eagle"! Can you fly? Take me with you. What a big play-ground up +there, and no school! + +I wonder how the first school began. Which came first, the school, +or the teacher? But the first teacher must have attended a school. And +the first school must have had a teacher. + +So the first school must have just started itself. But that is +impossible. "Eagle," can you turn yourself?--with the wind? Can you +turn yourself some other way? Try it. Beat "Morning Hour." Quick, +quick--beautiful! + +Now, once more alone. Good! + +Now, together again! Karre, karre, kra, kra--stretch your arms out and +take me with you. Will you? Put your hat on, Eagle; how the ribbons +fly.--Who are you? Warre, warre, ware, wan--I can't help it; it was the +duck. Tell me what your name is. Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan---- Is your +name fan? And you, Morning Hour, what is your name? Ceny, ceny, ceny, +ce. What kind of a name is Ce? Now together--sing a song together: + + + Fanny, fanny, fanny, fan-- + Ceny, ceny, ceny, ce-- + Fanny, ceny, fanny, ceny, + Fanny, ceny, fan--cy. + + +Fancy--what do you mean by that? Is that the name of both of you? And +what is it? Has it wings? + +"Morning Hour" and "Eagle" had fused into something that had wings +and was called fancy. + +Fancy lifted Walter up and bore him away. + +When she brought him back to the bridge again it had already been +dark for a long time. He shook himself as if he were wet, rubbed his +eyes and started home. We shall see later what awaited him there; +but first we must go back a few hours. I hope the reader will not +disdain an invitation to Juffrouw Pieterse's. Remember that her +husband never made anything, but bought everything ready-made in Paris. + +In passing by I should like to make Master Pennewip a short visit. + + + + +CHAPTER VII + + +School was out; and the seats looked as if the pupils had just left +the tediousness of it all lying there. The map of Europe looked down +peevishly on the heap of writing-pads. There lay the mutilated and +well-worn goose-quills, which since time immemorial have opened up +the gates of learning. True, the black-board vaunted itself with the +heavy results of the last lesson in "fractions"; but the school was +no more. The spirit had fled: It was a corpse. + +Yes, the "Geist" had gone out with the children; for the reader will +see in a moment that they carried about with them a tremendous amount +of that article. + +We already know that this was the great day when Pennewip was to +criticise the poetical effusions of his young geniuses. There he sat, +his restless wig sharing all the poetical feelings and emotions--and +motions--of its owner. We will just look over his shoulder and read +with him those inestimable treasures of poetic art; and perhaps we +too shall be moved to emotion. + +Wig: In the middle, resting quietly. + + + Lucas de Bryer: "Our Native Land." + + Cake and wine and native land, + Out in the moonlight I take my stand; + Our native land and cake and wine, + And I hope the moon will shine; + Five fingers have I on my hand, + All to honor our native land. + + +"Melodious," said the teacher, "very melodious; and very profound. Cake +and wine, with our native land as a climax." + +Wig: On the right side. + + + Lizzie Webbelar: "My Father's Vocation." + + The cat is sly, I know; + My father is a dealer in Po- + Tatoes and onions. + + +"Original, immediate! But I don't like the way she cuts her potatoes +in twain." + +Wig: On the left side. + + + Jeanette Rust: "The Weather-cock." + + He stands on the chimney since long ago, + And shows the wind which way to blow. + + +"Smooth, but not quite correct, if examined closely--but I'll let it +pass as poetic license." + +Wig: Down in front. + + + Leendert Snelleman: "Lent." + + In Lent it is always nice, + My brother's birth-day is in May, + He says his feet need warming, + So that Lent we must be praising, + And then we're going to celebrate, + Easter brings eggs and a holiday. + + +"It's too bad that he's so careless with his rhymes. His imagination +is extraordinary. Very original." + +Wig: Down on his neck. + + + Keesje, the Butcher's Boy: "In Praise of the Teacher." + + My father has slaughtered many a steer, + But Master Pennewip is still living, I hear; + Some are lean, and some are well-fed, + He has slipped his wig to the side of his head. + + +The wig actually went to the side of his head. + +"Well, this is curious. I hardly know what to say about it." + +The wig slipped to the other side. + +"What's the connection between me and steers?" + +The wig protested vigorously against any implication of relationship +with steers. + +"H--mm! Can it be that this is what our new-fangled writers call +humour?" + +The wig sank down to his eyebrows, which signified doubt. + +"I will call up the boy and----" + +The wig passed again to the zenith, to express its satisfaction with +the teacher's determination to interview the butcher's boy. + + + Lucas de Wilde: "Religion." + + Religion very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +"The fundamental idea is very beautiful," said the teacher, "but it +ought to have been developed better." + +The wig nodded acquiescence. + + + Trudie Gier: "Juffrouw Pennewip." + + The path of virtue she shows us each day, + And we are glad to go that way; + And as there's nothing to do more fitting, + She teaches us sewing, darning and knitting. + + +The wig fairly leaped with pleasure, and the curls embraced one +another. This out-pouring of Trudie's heart was borne at once to +Juffrouw Pennewip, and was later hung by the fireplace in honor of +the poetess and the subject of the poem. + +Then followed a sublime poem on God by Klaasje van der Gracht, the +son of the Catechist. He was thirteen years old, and had not been +vaccinated--out of regard for predestination. + +"If only his father didn't help him!" + +The wig was rigid with astonishment. + + + Louwtje de Wilde: "Friendship." + + Friendship very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +The wig seemed dissatisfied. The "Religion" of Lucas de Wilde was +pulled out and compared with Louwtje's "Friendship." + +"H--emm. It is possible. Another example of how one thought can +originate in two heads at the same time." + + + Wimpje de Wilde: "Fishing." + + Fishing very---- + + +"What's that?" + +Yes, really, there it was again: + + + Fishing very nice must be, + Much it pleases the people we see. + + +The wig was moving continually. It looked as if it were fishing too. + +The teacher looked hurriedly through the remaining poems and picked out +the offspring of the entire Wilde connection. His worst suspicions were +realized. Mietje de Wilde, Kees de Wilde, Piet and Jan de Wilde--all +uniformly declared that religion, friendship, fishing, dreaming, +cauliflower and deception "very nice must be," and that they were +also very pleasing "to the people we see." A regular flood of the +nice and pleasing. + +Now, what do you suppose the wig did? It did the best thing that +could be done under the circumstances. More could not be expected of a +wig. As soon as it saw the futility of its efforts to comprehend the +difference between fishing, friendship, deception, dreams, religion +and cauliflower, it merely ignored the whole matter, readjusted itself +and assumed an expression of expectancy for what was yet to come. + + + Leentje de Haas: "Admiral de Ruyter." + + Pulling the rope with emotion, + To the top of the mast he came, + And then he went to the ocean, + And won for himself great fame. + + And very much more he perfected, + Saleh he vanquished, too; + A hero he was then elected, + With nothing else to do. + + +The wig lifted itself, the curls applauding enthusiastically. It was +evidently pleased. + + + Grete Wauzer: "The Caterpillar." + + The caterpillar, free from care, + Crawls on the tree just over there. + + +"Descriptive poetry. A daring idea--the caterpillar crawling on the +tree free from care." + +Wig: Quiet. + +Ah, the pleasure of a wig is short-lived! And how soon was this +one--but I will not anticipate. Soon, all too soon, the reader will +know the worst. + + + Walter Pieterse: "A Robber Song." + + +"Aha, what's this? And 'goodness'? But where has he written on +goodness?" + +The teacher could scarcely believe his eyes. He turned the sheet of +paper over and examined the back side, hoping to discover there some +lines on goodness. + +Then he saw that on Walter's sheet there was not a trace of "goodness." + +Oh, wretched wig! + +Yes, wretched wig! For after it had suffered as never wig had +suffered before, after it had been pulled at and tugged at +and martyred in a manner beyond even the imagination of the +Wilde family, Master Pennewip snatched it from his head, +twisted it convulsively in his hands, stammered a short +"Heaven-human-Christian-soul-good-gracious-my-life--how is it +possible!" slapped it on his head again, covered it with his venerable +cap and burst out the door like one possessed. + +He was on his way to Walter's home, where we shall soon see him +arrive. As a conscientious historian, however, it will be my duty +first to give an account of the happenings there. + + + + +CHAPTER VIII + + +"Goodness, I'm glad to see you! And so early, too! Leetje, place a +chair over there and get the footstool, but be in a hurry, or I'd +rather do it myself. And how are you? Juffrouw Laps is coming too, +you know--Myntje, you'd better be thinking of your dough and stop +combing your head. That girl can't keep her hands off of her hair +when there's company. But do take a seat--no, not in the corner; +there's a draft there." + +There was no more draft in this corner than is usual to corners; +but Mrs. Stotter was only a Vrouw, and not a "Juffrouw." She had +no right to the seat of honour; for on all occasions a Juffrouw +takes precedence of a Vrouw, just as a Mevrouw takes precedence of +a Juffrouw. Everyone must keep his place, especially those in III, +7, b1; or c., where etiquette is observed more closely than at the +court of Madrid. The care and anxiety of the mistress of ceremonies +make her work most trying, and, too, not merely for Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Ah, my dear Juffrouw Pieterse, I was so surprised when Louwie came +to invite me, for I had just remarked to Wimpje, who makes caps, you +know--no, thank you, Pietje, I don't care for any just now--I said +to Wimpje, I wonder what Juffrouw Pieterse is doing, for I hadn't +heard from you in so long, you know--yes, just throw it aside, it's +my old one; I knew you wouldn't mind my wearing my old one--and then +Wimpje said----" + +What Wimpje really said I don't know. Mrs. Stotter's garment, which she +had described as her "old one," was removed and placed on the foot of +the bed in the back room. The children, who were piled together there +like sardines, were duly admonished not to stretch out their feet, +lest in doing so they injure Mrs. Stotter's "old" garment. + +"And now, my dear, be seated--yes, that's for us, twice +already. Leentje, where are you hiding now? Can't you hear that +somebody is ringing?--It's probably Juffrouw Zipperman. Juffrouw +Zipperman is coming, too, you know." + +Again I am at a loss: I don't know whether it was Juffrouw Zipperman +who had rung, or somebody else. But the reader need not scold me for +writing a story that I don't know myself. I cannot be sure whether it +was Juffrouw Zipperman this time or Juffrouw Mabbel, from the bakery, +or Juffrouw Krummel, whose husband is at the bourse, or Juffrouw +Laps--but she didn't need to ring, as she lived in the house. Anyway, +by half past seven the entire company was assembled, and Stoffel was +smoking his pipe as if his life depended upon it. Leentje had gone home +without her piece of bread and butter. She "could get it to-morrow"; +to-day there was "so much to do," and "one can't do everything at once, +you know." + +"And then she got another one right away--don't you know? One with +a wart on her nose." + +"Ah, it's an ordeal one has with girls," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "Take +another piece, don't wait to be insisted upon; it's a cake from your +own dough." + +"Excusez," said the Juffrouw from the bakery, with a mouth like a +rabbit, a style of mouth signifying graciousness and good breeding. + +"You must eat more, or I shall think you don't like it." She had +baked it herself. + +"Then I cannot refuse, Juffrouw Pieterse. Oblige and many thanks." + +"And you, Juffrouw Laps, what can I pass you?" Juffrouw Laps selected +ginger cake. + +"Fill the cups, Trudie! Yes, Mrs. Stotter, when you are here you must +drink with us. You are welcome to anything we've got. Pietje, wipe off +a table--such a girl! And now go and look after the baby, and tell +her that I don't want to hear any more noise. Ah, Juffrouw Mabbel, +children are a great deal of trouble. And your little Sientje--how +is her cough now?" + +"We've got a magnetisier, but that isn't enough. We must have the +clairvoyange of the sonnebule." + +"You don't say so! One can hardly believe it. And when is he coming, +the cler--cleek--clar----" + +"It's in the nerves, Juffrouw Zipperman. But he has the little nightcap +and nightgown, in which she has sweated, you know; and he says that +it will come all right now." + +"Who would have thought it! What will you do now?" + +"That's just it; the sonnebule must tell us what to do." + +Juffrouw Laps could not agree to this. + +"I wouldn't do it--I wouldn't do it--not for anything in the world! I +tell you, what God does is all right. Just mark my words!" + +"Yes, Juffrouw Laps; but the Juffrouw at the provision store did it, +and her child is lots better." + +"That's what you say, Juffrouw Mabbel, but I tell you there is +something in her eye that I don't like." + +"What then, Juffrouw Laps?" + +"She has a look, a look--and it's sin--I tell you it is. It's wrong, +it won't do. What God does is all right." + +"Come, Stoffel, talk some. You sit there like a stone. Recite a poem, +or tell us something about your school. Would you believe it, Juffrouw +Mabbel, he knows a whole poem by heart. And he has memorized all the +verbs of the feminine gender." + +"Mother, what are you talking about?" said Stoffel, displeased. "Don't +you see I'm smoking?" + +"Yes, dear, I meant when you were through smoking. Then you can repeat +the words. You will be surprised, Juffrouw Zipperman, and wonder where +he learned it all. How does it go? 'I would have been drunk, he would +have been drunk'--of course, you know, he was not drunk, it belongs +with the verbs. You will kill yourself laughing when he begins. Fill +the cups, Trudie, and blow in the spout; there's a leaf over it." + +The reader will not take it amiss, I trust, if I pass over the +subsequent history of this leaf, and, too, make some deviations from +the text of the conversation during the further course of Juffrouw +Pieterse's tea-evening. Stoffel spun off his conjugations and the +ladies fairly shrieked when he related how "he had been drunk" and +that "he would be drunk." Thereupon followed general and particular +criticism of the neighbors. The Juffrouw below received her share, +as a matter of course: She was absent. + +Religion and faith play an important part. Juffrouw Laps was for +organizing a prayer-class. The preachers of to-day, she insisted, +take their work too lightly and don't sweep out all the corners. + +"I tell you, it's in the Bible that man is only man," she cried; +"that's what I want to tell you. Man must not try to know better than +God himself. Salvation comes through grace, and grace through faith; +but if a man is not chosen, then he has no grace and can have no +faith. That's the way he is damned, don't you see? I tell you, it's +just as certain as twice two--understand? And for that reason I want +to have a prayer-class. Not for the sake of money or profit--God help +me, no! At most just a trifle for the fair, or for New Year. What do +you think of the plan, Juffrouw Mabbel?" + +That lady expressed the opinion that her husband would be opposed to +it, for he liked to go out of evenings, and then she must stay in the +shop. Besides, it was so difficult to get through with the work. No +one could imagine what a laborious occupation baking was. + +"What do you say, Juffrouw Zipperman? Don't you think it would be a +go? I would serve coffee; and the people could leave something on the +saucers. Really, I am not doing it for the money. We would begin with +the Old Testament--and then--exercise, you know; practice--understand?" + +Juffrouw Zipperman thought it would be very nice; but her son-in-law +had said that the preachers are paid to do this, and that any +additional "exercise" was merely an unnecessary expense. + +"What do you say to it, Juffrouw Krummel? Don't you think that such +a class--just a small class----" + +Juffrouw Krummel said she practiced with her husband when he came +from the bourse. + +Juffrouw Laps was now forced to turn to Mrs. Stotter, though she felt +that she was letting herself down in appealing to a Vrouw. + +"Ah, my dear Juffrouw Laps, if you had been a midwife as long +as I have you'd take no interest in a prayer-class. Now there is +M'neer Littelman in Prince Street. I've been at his house--always in +respectable houses--and he always said--it's a house with high steps, +and in the hall there's a big clock about the wind and rain--and he +always said: 'Vrouw Stotter,' said he, 'you're a good woman,' said he, +'and a faithful midwife. I always tell the people that,' said he, +'and,' said he, 'all of my connection must send for you,' said he, +'but,' said he, 'when people tell you this you must act as if you +didn't hear it'--thank you, Juffrouw Pieterse, my cup is turned +over. Just as I said: Everyone must know what he's doing." + +"But just a little exercise like that, Mrs. Stotter!" + +"It's possible, it's possible. But I've had so much experience in such +things. I go my own way; and that's the best way, too. For I've been in +the home of M'neer Witte, who has an uncle in congress--for I always +go to respectable places--and he always said, because he's so funny: +'Child-woman, child-woman, you're nothing but a child-woman.' I was +just going to say that I know what I'm doing, for I've seen a lot in +my life. There's M'neer--what's his name? There in Prince Street--no, +no, Market Square. Oh, what is his name!" + +The reader will have noticed that Mrs. Stotter digressed from the +theme. But other folk do the same. + +"And Juffrouw Pieterse, what do you think of the idea? Just a little +exercise." + +"Ah, my dear, I have exercise enough with my children. You don't know +what it means to bring up nine. I always worship with the children, +for the Bible says--Trudie, go to the baby; I hear her again." + +There was something noble in Trudie's gait as she walked into that +back room. One could see that she felt flattered by the transmission +to her of maternal dignity. Little Kee, the baby, was less flattered. + +"What were we talking about? Yes, that is my religious service. The +children keep me busy. You don't know anything about it; if I bring +them up properly--run, Pietje, and straighten out Simon. He's pinching +his sister again; he always does it when there's company." + +Simon was straightened out. + +"Whenever we have company the children behave so badly. There it +goes again. Myntje, go and see what's the matter and tell them to go +to sleep." + +Myntje went, returning immediately with the report that they had +"turned something over." + +General indignation. Angry message from the Juffrouw below. It was +unpleasant for the Juffrouw below when the children of the Juffrouw +above turned over things and flooded the back room. Terrible +excitement. + +Finally the children were straightened out. + +Juffrouw Zipperman again sat in the corner where there was such a +"draft." This only goes to show that earthly greatness has its dark +side, and that a son-in-law in the insurance business entitles one +to rheumatism. + +Juffrouw Laps was greatly pleased with the hearty manner in which +punishment was meted out to the children. It was exactly according +to Scripture, she said; and then she cited a text or two in which +the rod was prescribed. It's in the Bible somewhere, I don't know +where. The Bible mentions everything, and the "rod" especially. + +"Now, Stoffel," said the hostess sweetly, "recite something for +us." She wanted to show that her children could do something else +besides pinch and turn things over. + +"I don't know anything," said Stoffel, but without a trace of Socratic +arrogance. + +"Just say for us what you said the other day. Come, Stoffel. That's +the way he always is, Juffrouw Mabbel. One has to pull him up on his +feet before he will do anything. But then he goes all right. Forward, +Stoffel! He's tired now. Teaching in such a school is hard work. Yes, +Juffrouw, he's as smart as he can be. Would you believe it? All words +are either masculine or feminine. Aren't they, Stoffel?" + +"No, mother." + +"No? But--and the other day you said--it's only to get him started, +you know, Juffrouw Zipperman, it takes a little time, because he's +worn out with his school work--but you said that all words----" + +"No, mother. Masculine, feminine or neuter, I said." + +"Yes, and still more," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "You will be astonished +when you hear him. What do you suppose you are, Juffrouw Krummel?" + +"I? What I am?" + +"Yes, yes, what you are--what you really are." + +"I am Juffrouw Krummel," she said, but doubtfully; for she read in +the triumphant look of Juffrouw Pieterse and the tightly closed lips +of Stoffel that she might easily be something entirely different from +Juffrouw Krummel. + +The tension did not need to be farther increased; so Juffrouw Pieterse +passed now from the special to the general. Her glance took in the +entire company. + +"And you, too, Juffrouw Mabbel; and you, Juffrouw Laps; and you, +Juffrouw Zipperman; and you, Mrs. Stotter--what do you all think +you are?" + +No one knew. + +This will not be surprising to anyone who knows how difficult knowledge +of the "self" is; but Stoffel had something else in mind. There was +a deeper meaning involved. + +Juffrouw Laps was the first to answer, and she spoke with proud +self-sufficiency: + +"I am Juffrouw Laps!" + +"Wrong, wrong--entirely wrong!" + +"But for Heaven sake, am I not Juffrouw Laps?" + +"Y-e-s. Of course you are Juffrouw Laps; but Stoffel didn't ask who +you were, but what you were. There's the fine point." + +"What I am? I'm Dutch Reform!" + +"Y-e-s. That you are, too; but--it isn't that. The question is, +What are you? Help her out, Stoffel." + +Between puffs of smoke, and with the air of a professor, Stoffel +proceeded to "help": + +"Juffrouw Laps, I wished to know what you were from a zoological +standpoint." + +"I won't have anything more to do with it," said Juffrouw Laps in +the tone of one who feels that he is going to be insulted. + +"I am a midwife," said Mrs. Stotter, "and I'm going to stick to it." + +"And I am the baker's wife," cried Juffrouw Mabbel, with a positiveness +in her tone which showed her intention to hold to this opinion. + +"Certainly, certainly, Juffrouw Mabbel; but I mean from a zoological +standpoint." + +"If it's going to be indecent, I prefer to go home." + +"I, too," added Juffrouwen Krummel and Zipperman. "We came here to +be entertained." + +"But you're not going to get angry about it! I tell you, it's in +the book, Stoffel--you will laugh when you hear it, Juffrouw Mabbel; +and the best part of it is, that it's in the book, and one can't say +anything against it. Tell her, Stoffel!" + +"Juffrouw Laps," said Stoffel with dignity--an important moment in +Juffrouw Pieterse's tea-evening had arrived--"Juffrouw Laps, you are +a sucking animal." + +I admit frankly that I cannot adequately describe the crisis that +followed these two words. If Stoffel had only said mammal, perhaps +then my task would have been easier. + +Juffrouw Laps's face took on all the different colors that are +generally supposed to express anger. She had been attacked more openly +than the others, it is true; but her attitude toward the prayer-class +would go to show that she was naturally polemical. + +In French novels people used to turn green; but Juffrouw Laps did not +read French, so she stopped at a terrible violet and screamed--no, +she didn't. She didn't scream anything; for she was choking for +breath. But she did pulverize that piece of ginger cake; and she +looked at Stoffel and his mother in a manner that would have been most +damaging for her if those two persons had happened to die that night. + +Imitating the trick of the cuttle-fish, no doubt unconsciously, +Stoffel managed to escape this fatal stare by enveloping himself in a +heavy cloud of smoke. Juffrouw Pieterse, however, not being a smoker, +was at the mercy of Juffrouw Laps. She stammered humbly: "It's in +the book, really it's in the book. Don't be angry, it's in the book." + +By this time Juffrouw Laps was getting a little air, so much that +there was now no danger of her suffocating. She threw the mutilated +remains of the ginger cake on the table and began: + +"Juffrouw Pieterse, you are nothing but a low, vile, filthy--you +may even be a sucking animal, you and your son too. I want you +to understand that I've always been respectable. My father sold +grain, and nobody's ever been able to say anything against me! Ask +everybody about me--if I've ever run with men-folk, and such things; +and if I haven't always paid my debts. He was manager I would have +you understand, and we lived over the chapter-house, for he was in +the grain business, and you can ask about me there. Thank God, you +can ask about me everywhere--do you hear? But never, never, never, +has such a thing happened to me. What you put on me! If it wasn't +for lowering myself I'd tell you what I think of you--you sucking +animal, you and your son and your whole family. My father sold grain, +and I'm too respectable for you to----" + +"But--it's in the book that way. For God's sake believe me; it's in +the book." + +"Just hold your lip about your book. Anybody who sells God's holy +word on the Ouwebrug needn't talk to me about books." + +This accusation was false; for Walter, and not his mother, had sold +the Bible; but this was no time for such fine distinctions. + +"Stoffel, go get the book and show Juffrouw--my God, what shall I do!" + +"Go to the Devil with your book and your sucking animals. You've got +nothing to show in your book. I know you--and your lout of a son, +and your wenches of daughters, that are growing up like----" + +Truitje, Myntje and Pietje, understanding from this that there +was something radically wrong with their growth, began to screech +too. Other members of the party bawled a word from time to time, +as opportunity presented itself. Then came another message from the +Juffrouw below. This time she threatened to call in the police. The +children, taking advantage of the general excitement to break the +ban under which they had been placed, had left the bed and were +now listening at the keyhole. Juffrouw Pieterse was calling for the +camphor bottle, declaring that she was going to die; Mrs. Stotter +was clamoring for her wrap--her "old one"; and Stoffel was playing +cuttle-fish as well as he could. + +All had got up and were going to leave. They could "put up with a +good deal," but that was "too much"! Juffrouw Krummel was going to +tell her husband; Juffrouw Zipperman was going to let everybody in the +insurance business know about it; Mrs. Stotter was going to relate the +whole story to the gentleman in Prince Street; and Juffrouw Mabbel--I +forget whom she was going to tell it all to. In short, every one of +them was going to see to it that the affair was well aired. + +Who knows but what these threats would have been carried out, if the +good genius of the Pieterses had not at that moment caused someone +to ring the door-bell? It was that worthy gentleman whom we left in +such a state of pious despair at the close of the last chapter. + + + + +CHAPTER IX + + +Yes, the door-bell rang. And it rang again: So it was "for +us." Juffrouw Pieterse drew a long breath; and I must say, she did +a very proper thing. While admitting that it is foolish to say what +one would do if one were somebody else, still, in her place I should +have drawn a long breath, too. Firstly, because I imagine she hadn't +done this for a long time; secondly, because I know how, in adverse +circumstances, every change and interruption gives one ground for +hope; and, finally, because I think Juffrouw Pieterse was human, +just like the rest of us. + +"Ah, my dears," she said, "be peaceable. It must be the gentlemen." + +The ladies declared it couldn't be the gentlemen, because it was +too early for them; and this very doubt and uncertainty as to who it +might be gave the crisis a favorable turn. + +Mere uncertainty, even when in no way connected with what is occupying +us, has a sort of paralyzing effect. Besides, when one is interrupted +in one's anger, afterwards it is difficult to find the place where +one left off. + +This was Juffrouw Laps's experience; she tried it, but it wouldn't +work. Her "a sucking animal, a sucking animal!" was smothered by, +"What can it mean? He never comes before ten!" + +Juffrouw Pieterse quickly availed herself of this diversion to get +them all seated again. + +Trudie was commissioned to "straighten out" the children, who came off +rather badly. The hostess was just about to state a new zoological +argument, which should establish peace between the hostile parties, +when the door opened and Master Pennewip stood before the agitated +assembly. + +He, too, was agitated: the reader knows it. + +The surprise caused by the arrival of this unexpected visitor had a +most favorable effect on the peace negotiations. A truce was tacitly +declared, though not without the proviso, at least on Juffrouw Laps's +part, that hostilities should be reopened as soon as curiosity as to +Pennewip's visit had been sufficiently satisfied. Indeed, she was +all the more willing for a truce, as it was evident from the man's +appearance that there was something momentous at hand. His wig cried +out fire and murder in unmistakable tones. And that was just what +the good Juffrouw Laps liked. + +"Good-evening, Juffrouw Pieterse; my humblest respects. I see you +have company, but----" + +"That 'doesn't make a bit of difference,' Master Pennewip. 'Come +right in and take a seat.'" + +These forms of expression were rigidly observed in the "citizen +populace," III, 7. c. + +"Won't you drink a cup with us?" + +"Juffrouw Pieterse," he said with extreme dignity, "I didn't come +here simply to drink a cup of sage-milk." + +"But, Master Pennewip, please be seated!" + +It wasn't easy; but the ladies made room and he was soon seated. + +He cleared up his throat and looked about him with dignity. Then +he drew a roll of manuscript from his pocket, disarranged his wig +and spoke: + +"Juffrouw Pieterse! You are a worthy, respectable woman, and your +husband sold shoes----" + +Juffrouw Pieterse looked triumphantly at Juffrouw Laps. + +"Yes, Master Pennewip, quite so; he did----" + +"Don't interrupt me, Juffrouw Pieterse. Your departed husband sold +shoes. I have taught your children from little tots up to their +confirmation. Haven't I, Juffrouw Pieterse?" + +"Yes, Master Pennewip," she replied modestly; for she was afraid of +that excessive dignity in Pennewip's manner and voice. + +"And I just want to ask you, Juffrouw Pieterse, whether, during all +this time that your children were in my school, you ever heard any +complaints--reasonable complaints--of the manner in which I, with +my wife, instructed your children in reading, writing, arithmetic, +national history, psalmody, sewing, knitting, drawing and religion? I +put the question to you, Juffrouw Pieterse, and wait for a reply." + +An awful silence followed this speech. The Juffrouw below had every +reason to be satisfied. + +"But, Master Pennewip----" + +"I don't want any 'but', Juffrouw Pieterse. I ask you, whether you +have had any complaints. I mean, of course, well grounded complaints +about my instruction in reading, writing, arithmetic----" + +"Well, no, Master Pennewip, I have no complaints; but----" + +"So-oo? No complaints? Well, then I will explain to you--where is +your son Walter?" + +"Walter? Dear me! Hasn't he come home, Trudie? He went to take a +walk with the Halleman boys. They are such respectable children, +Master Pennewip, and they live----" + +"So! With the Hallemans--who go to the French school! Aha, and +that's it? So--from the Hallemans! And he learns such things from the +Hallemans--the Hallemans III, 7, a2, perhaps 'a'--yes, who knows but +that it might be II. It's no wonder--immorality, viciousness--at the +French school! And now, Juffrouw Pieterse, I want to tell you that +your son----" + +"What did you say?" + +Master Pennewip looked about him as if he were drinking in the +breathless silence that had fallen over his hearers. + +Juffrouw Laps hastened to repay with compound interest that triumphant +look of the hostess, while that lady, thoroughly miserable, was making +frequent use of the camphor bottle. She was not so much mortified that +Juffrouw Laps should hear something else unfavorable about Walter, +who had caused them so much trouble, as angry that she should be +the witness of an accusation that would give her a new weapon in the +zoological fray. + +"Didn't I tell you so? Nothing good will ever come to this Walter. A +boy that begins with the Bible will end with something else. Yes, +Master Pennewip, I'm not surprised--I shouldn't be surprised at +anything he did. I've seen it coming for a long time. But what +shouldn't one expect from a family----" + +As quick as a flash Juffrouw Pieterse saw here her opportunity to +recover her lost advantage. Stoffel had said it was in the book; +but a teacher must know whatever is in a book. Therefore---- + +"Master Pennewip," she cried, "Is it true that Juffrouw Laps is a +sucking animal?" + +I am convinced that Pennewip brought this question under a special +category for "peculiar overflowings of the heart," seeing that it +followed upon his unfinished accusation against Walter. He looked +over his glasses and slowly described with his eye a circle, peopled +with women holding their breath, heads and necks stretched out and +mouths wide open. The attitude of Juffrouw Laps was threatening above +everything else, and said quite distinctly: Answer or die! Am I a +sucking animal? + +"With whom have I the honor to speak?" he asked, probably not +considering that this question made the matter still more mysterious, +giving the impression that Laps's animal quality depended upon her +name, age, place of residence, family relations, etc. + +"I am Juffrouw Laps," she said, "and live down stairs in the front +part of the house." + +"Ah--so! Yes, indeed you belong to the class of sucking animals." + +A ten-fold sigh was heaved; and Juffrouw Pieterse was again +triumphant. In politics and the citizen populace complete equilibrium +is impossible. The parties or powers are in continual motion, first +one in the ascendency, then the other. + +Juffrouw Laps, who had not been able to accomplish anything with pride, +now attempted good humor. + +"But Master Pennewip," she said sweetly, "how can you say such a +thing? My father was in the grain business and----" + +"Juffrouw Laps, answer me one question." + +"Yes, Master Pennewip, but----" + +"Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, where do you live?" + +"Where I live? Why, in my room, down stairs--two windows--front +entrance----" + +"You miss the significance of my question entirely, Juffrouw Laps. The +meaning would be similar if I were to ask you if you belonged to that +class of organisms that live in oyster-shells." + +"Yes, yes, Juffrouw Laps," cried the triumphant hostess, "that's the +point--the main point!" + +And Stoffel added that it was really and truly the main point. + +Juffrouw Laps saw that she was hopelessly lost, for she had to admit to +herself that she didn't usually reside in an oyster-shell. She looked +at the teacher with astonishment; but he paid no attention at all to +the effect of his questions. Assuming a sort of legal manner--which +was closely imitated by his wig, he continued: + +"Can you live in water? Have you gills?" + +"In water? But--Master Pennewip----" + +Wig to the left, which meant: No, but! + +"Or half in water, half on land?" + +"Master Pennewip, how should I----" + +Wig to the right: No subterfuges. + +"Answer me, Juffrouw Laps, have you cold blood? Do you bring living +young into the world?" + +"It is a sin, Master Pennewip!" + +The wig now looked like a battering-ram, anticipating the nature of +the next question. + +"Can you lay eggs, Juffrouw Laps? I only ask you the question. Can +you lay eggs? Eh?" + +She said she couldn't. + +"Then you are a sucking animal, Juffrouw Laps!" + +The wig was in the middle again resting quietly. It had vanquished +Juffrouw Laps. + +I wonder what the reader's idea is of the effect produced on the +company by this terrible sentence, against which there could be no +appeal. There was something pitiless in Pennewip's manner, and in +his contracted eyebrows there was no intimation of mercy. + + + + +CHAPTER X + + +The attentive reader who knows human nature will naturally wish to +know why I closed the last chapter so tamely, and why that zoological +problem which, only a short time before had caused such a violent +explosion, was now allowed to rest in peace. + +There are three reasons for this. + +Firstly, the women had been so wrought up that they were now exhausted. + +Secondly, Juffrouw Laps, the shrewd leader of the fight, looked over +the battlefield and, without thinking of the famous battle between +the Horatii and the Curiatii, saw with innate tactical talent the +correctness of "divide and conquer." With the forces Stotter, Mabbel, +Krummel and Zipperman against the house of Pieterse--that was all +right. But now that the house was supported by Pennewip's powerful +hand, it was prudent to withdraw from the battle. For who could +guarantee her that she might depend upon her allies? What assurance +had she that the midwife, or even Juffrouw Zipperman would not go over +to the enemy?--if only out of deference to the versatile wig! No, no, +no! She wouldn't risk her rhetorical artillery in such a doubtful +engagement! She was content to say to herself, "I will get even +with you later." Imagining her, with all her relations to society, +multiplied by twenty or thirty millions, we would have read the next +day in this or that official Laps organ something like this: + +"Our relations with the Pietersian empire are most cordial. The +recent friendly meeting between the two sovereigns was merely that +they might have the mutual pleasure of seeing one another, and had +no political significance whatever. It will be seen how unfounded +were those rumors of 'strained relations,' which were said to have +been brought about by a discussion of certain characteristics of our +popular princess. The reader will recall that we never gave credence +to those rumors, and reported them with great reserve." + +Thirdly. The third and chief cause of the armistice +was--curiosity. Under the present changed circumstances whoever +betrayed any anger would have to leave; and whoever left would not +find out why Master Pennewip had come, or what new crime Walter had +committed. Again we see the truth of the proposition, that everything +has its good side. + +"But, Master Pennewip," asked Juffrouw Pieterse--she threw the +subdued sucking animal a look that was like a triumphant telegram, +and read: Where are you now?--"but Master Pennewip, what has Walter +been doing now?" + +"Yes, what has he been up to this time," added Juffrouw Laps, delighted +that the conversation had taken this turn, and that she was now to +hear about Walter's latest sin. + +For the sinner is a thing in which pious persons find much +edification. As we have already seen, Juffrouw Laps was fond of +edification. + +Pennewip was just on the point of beginning his indictment when the +door-bell rang. It rang again: "It's for us"--and in a moment our +truant walked into the room. + +He was paler than usual, and with good reason; for strange things +had happened to him since Fancy had lifted him up and borne him away. + +"Juffrouw Pieterse," began Pennewip, "my school is famous, even as +far away as Kattenburg. Do you hear me?" + +"Yes, Master Pennewip." + +"I repeat it: Famous! And, too, chiefly on account of the fine moral +there--I mean, of course, in my school. Religion and morality occupy +the first place in my school. I could show you verses on the Deity--but +I pass over that. It is sufficient for you to know that my school is +famous as far as--but what am I talking about--I've even had a boy +from Wittenburg; and I was once consulted about the education of a +boy whose father lived at Muiderberg." + +"Oh, Master Pennewip!" + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I still have the letter and could show it to you. The +man was a gravedigger--the boy painted inappropriate figures on +the coffins. And just for this reason I feel it my duty to tell you +that I don't intend to see my school lose its good name through that +good-for-nothing boy of yours there!" + +Poor Walter had fallen from the clouds. That sounded quite different +from a papal appointment--which he really no longer cared for, as he +had just received another appointment that pleased him better. + +His mother wanted to pass immediately to what she called her "divine +worship" and give him a sound thrashing, in order to satisfy the +teacher that religion and morality took the first place in her +house, too. + +But the teacher found it preferable to tell the party what the +trouble was, and incidentally to strengthen the feeling of guilt in +the patient. + +"Your son belongs to the class of robbers, murderers, ravishers of +women, incendiaries----" + +That was all. + +"Holy grace! Heavenly righteousness! Compassionate Christian souls! Ah, +divine and human virtue, is it possible! What must we endure!" + +I cannot always be exact; but, in general, such was the flood of +exclamations that all but swept away that ten-year-old robber, +murderer, ravisher of women and incendiary. + +"I am going to read you something from his hand," said the teacher, +"and then if anybody still doubts the boy's viciousness----" + +All tacitly promised to have no doubts. + +The work that the teacher read was indeed of such a nature as to leave +small room for doubts; and I, who have chosen Walter for my hero, +anticipate difficulty in convincing the reader that he was not so +bad as he seemed--after his + + + "Robber Song." + + "On the steed, + Off I speed, + With helmet on head + And a sword in my hand and the enemy dead; + Quick, away!" + + +"Christian souls," cried the whole party, "is he mad?" + + + "Rather late, + Near the gate + A push and a blow, + Vanquished dragoon, Margrave laid low----" + + +"Heaven save us, what has he against the Margrave," wailed the mother. + + + "For the spoil!" + + +"Don't you see, it's for booty," said Juffrouw Laps. "I told you so: +He began with the Bible, he'll end with----" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes----" + + +"Did you ever hear the like--he has scarcely shed his milk teeth!" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes-- + She was bought with steel----" + + +"With ste-e-l!" + + + "And the prize-- + Pretty eyes-- + She was bought with steel; + I bore her away to the cave just to feel + How it seemed." + + +"Heavenly grace, what is he going to do in the cave?" + + + "In my arm, + Free from harm + Lay the maid as we sped; + Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears----" + + +"Oh, blessed peace, and the poor thing crying!" + + + "Her cries, sweet complaints, and the tears she shed-- + O, delight!" + + +"And he calls that delight! I'm getting right cold." + + + "Then again, + O'er the plain----" + + +"Holy Father, there he goes again!" + + + "Then again, + O'er the plain. + Right and left, nothing spurned, + Here a villa destroyed or a cloister burned + For fun." + + +"The Devil is in that boy. For fun!" + + + "Farther yet, + I forget-- + But the deeds they were dire, + And the road was marked with blood and fire + And revenge!" + + +"Mercy on us! What had they done to him!" + + + "Revenge's sweet, + And is meet + For the King of the World----" + + +"Is he crazy? I'll make him a king!" + + + "Revenge's sweet + And is meet + For the King of the World, + Who alone is supreme, with a banner unfurled + Forever!" + + +"What sort of a thing is he talking about?" + + + "All! Hurrah! + But, I say----" + + +Everybody shuddered. + + + "All! Hurrah! + But, I say + No pardon shall be lavished, + The men shall be hanged and the women----" + + +"Trudie, Trudie, the camphor bottle! You see--I----" + + + "The men shall be hanged and the women ravished----" + + +"The camphor bottle! Trudie, Trudie!" + + + "For pleasure!" + + +"For pleasure," repeated the teacher in a grave-yard voice, "for +pleasure!" + +"He--does--it--for--pleasure!" + +The company was stupefied. Even Stoffel's pipe had gone out. + +But Walter's was not a nature to be easily disturbed. After his mother +had beaten him till she came to her senses again, he went to bed +in the little back room, far from dissatisfied with the day's work, +and was soon dreaming of Fancy. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + + +On the next day things had largely resumed their wonted course. That +someone may not charge me with carelessness, or indifference towards +the persons with whom we spent a pleasant evening, I will remark +in passing that Juffrouw Mabbel was again busy with her baking and +"clairvoyange," and that Mrs. Stotter had resumed her activities with +the stork. Those unfortunate creatures who were committed to her care +she condemned to lie motionless for two or three months--perhaps to +give the newly born an idea of their new career, and, at the same time, +to punish them for the shameful uproar they had caused by their birth. + +As for Master Pennewip, he was busy, as usual, educating future +grandparents of the past. His wig had not yet recovered from the +excitement of the night before and was longing for Sunday. + +Klaasje van der Gracht had been awarded the prize with an impressive, +"Keep on that way, my boy"; and he kept on. I still see poems in +the papers whose clearness, conciseness and sublimity betray his +master hand. I have heard that he died of smallpox--he had not been +vaccinated; it will be remembered--but I consider it my duty to +protect him from any such slander. A genius does not die; otherwise +it wouldn't be worth while to be born a genius. Still, if Klaas had +died like other people, his spirit would have lived in those coming +after him. And that is a beautiful immortality. + +The family de Wilde, too, has not died out, and will not die. I am +certain of it. + +Juffrouw Krummel asked her husband if she was really a "sucking +animal." Being from the bourse, and having much worldly wisdom, he +replied after reflection that of such things he didn't believe more +than half he heard. "In this case the last half," he added--but softly. + +Juffrouw Zipperman had caught a cold; but was still able to boast +about her son-in-law. She was a "respectable woman." Only she couldn't +endure for Juffrouw Laps to talk so much about "virtue," and the +"respectability" of her father, who was "in the grain business." Old +Man Laps, she said, was not in, but under the grain business. He had +carried sacks of grain, but that was quite different from selling +grain. For the man who sells is much bigger than the man who +carries. Juffrouw, therefore, had been making misleading statements. + +Trudie and her sisters had decked themselves out as well as possible +and were sitting at the window. When young people passed by they +looked as if they had never in their lives straightened out anybody. + +The Juffrouw in the rear below told the grocer that she was going +to move out; for it was just scandalous, simply scandalous the way +the Pieterses carried on in their back room; that she couldn't leave +anything uncovered. + +Juffrouw Pieterse was busy with her household, and looked like +a working woman. From time to time she had "divine service" with +the children, who, if they could have had their choice, would have +preferred to have been born among the Alfures, Dajaks, or some other +benighted people whose religion is less strenuous. + +I am glad to be able to say that Juffrouw Laps had passed a good +night. I should like to tell more about her, but I don't care to +exhaust myself. + +Stoffel had returned to school, and was trying to inspire the boys with +contempt for riches. He was using on them a poem that had probably +been written in a garret by some poor devil or other whose wealth +gave him little cause for complaint. The boys were inattentive, +and seemed not to grasp the peculiar pleasure in having no money to +buy marbles. Stoffel attributed their hard-heartedness to Walter's +crazy ideas: They had heard of his attack on the Margrave and of that +remarkable visit to the cave. + +And Walter? + +He still lived in expectation of the punishment he deserved so +richly. For his mother had given him to understand repeatedly that +the little "straightening out" of the evening before was merely for +practice, and that the reward of his sin would be delayed till she +could speak with the preacher about it. + +In the meanwhile Walter didn't know what to do. He couldn't return +to school: Pennewip had closed for him that fountain of knowledge. + +Nor was he allowed to go out for a walk. "Who knows what he will do +if I let him out of my sight?" said his mother, who was presumably +afraid that he might make a fresh attack on the cloisters. As a matter +of fact, she denied him this privilege merely because Walter asked it. + +She expressed the opinion that it was best not to let bad children +have their own way. + +If Walter had been right wise, he would have pretended to be thoroughly +in love with that dark back room; then, for his moral improvement, +he would have been chased down the steps, and away to his sawmills. + +But Walter was not smart. + +He was forbidden to go into the front room because the young ladies +did not care to see him. + +That back room was more than dark: It was narrow, and dirty, +and reeked with all the fumes of "III, 7, c." But Walter was used +to all this and much more. He had always been a martyr--bandages, +poultices, bandy legs, biblical history, rickets, poems on goodness, +evening prayers, the judgment day, hobgoblins for wicked children, +closed eyes before and after the slice of bread, sleeping with crooked +knees, committing sins, fear for the torn breeches, "divine service" +with and without sensible accompaniment! + +That droll robber song, whose origin we know so well, shows how easily +his childish soul was moved by whatever seemed great to him. He was a +pure child, and he was a good boy. He wouldn't have hurt a fly. The +criminal character of his song was due to his desire to grasp what +is greater than everything else and to be the leader in that world +created by his childish fancy. + +Robber--good! But a first-class robber, a robber of robbers, a robber +without mercy--for pleasure! + +As to the gross mistreatment of women mentioned in his song, he had +no idea what it meant. He used the word for the sake of rhyme, and +because from certain sentences in his book he had got the impression +that it must afford great pleasure. + +If, perchance, for those fourteen stivers Grandisson--weary +remembrance--had fallen into his hands, his Wednesday's poem would have +been quite different. No doubt he would have sought a reconciliation +with the butcher's Keesje, forgiving him completely all his liberties +with "Holland nobility" and even presenting him a few slate pencils. + +For that is the striking characteristic of spirits such as +Walter's. Whatever they are, they are that with all their might, +always going further in any direction than they would seem to be +warranted in doing by the mere external circumstances. + +From such characters we could hope much, if through some chance--i. e., +a natural cause, which we call chance, because we do not understand +it and are ashamed to admit our ignorance--if through some chance +they were not born among people who do not understand them, and, +therefore, mistreat them. + +It is one of our peculiarities that we like to mistreat anyone +whose soul is differently organized from ours. How does the watch +move? asks the child, and cannot rest until he has torn apart the +wheels he could not understand. There the watch lies in pieces, and +the little miscreant excuses himself with the remark that he just +wanted to see how it was made. + + + + +CHAPTER XII + + +Walter sat with his elbows on the table, his chin resting in his +hands. He seemed to be deeply interested in Leentje's sewing, but +we shall see in a moment that his thoughts were elsewhere, and, too, +far away from III. 7, c. + +They had forbidden her to speak to the shameless rascal, and only +occasionally, when Juffrouw Pieterse left the room, did she have an +opportunity to whisper to him a few words of comfort. To be sure, +she noticed that Walter was not so sad as we should expect one to be +who was caught in between the thrashing of yesterday and the priest of +to-morrow. This gentleman was to come to-morrow to settle the matter. + +"But, Walter, how could you speak of burning cloisters!" + +"Ah, I meant--sh!" + +"And the Count--what had he done?" + +"It was a Margrave--sh!" + +"What sort of a count is that? I'll bet he was one out of another +house." + +"Yes, it was Amalia's father--but that isn't it. I have something to +tell you, Leentje--sh!" + +"Amalia--who is Amalia?" + +"That was my bride, but--Leentje, I wanted to tell you something--sh!" + +"Your bride! Are you mad, Walter? Your bride?" + +"Yes, she was; but now no more. I was going to help her--but a duck +came--but that isn't it, Leentje. Now I see it all--sh. I swam by--sh!" + +"Who, what? Swam by?" + +"By Amalia. She sat on the rushes--now I understand it all--I am--sh!" + +"I don't understand a word, Walter. But the women--why did you +want to----" + +Poor innocent Leentje. + +"The women were in the book--but listen, I am--sh!" + +"And the cloisters?" + +"That has nothing to do with it--I know everything now. Listen Leentje, +I am--sh!" + +"For Heaven sake, Walter, what's the matter with you? You look as if +you were mad." + +Walter had a vision. He stretched himself up, cast a proud glance +at the beams in the ceiling, placed his right hand over his heart, +extended his left, as if he were draping a Spanish mantle about +him--remember that he had never been in a theatre--and said: + +"Leentje, I am a prince." + +At that moment his mother came in, boxed his ears and sent him out +of the room. + + + +Walter's principality was in the moon--no, much farther away. + +In the following the reader shall learn how he had attained to this +new dignity. + +Long before the beginning of this story--yes, a long time before +this--there was a queen of spirits, just like in "Hans Heiling." Her +name was A----o. + +She did not live in a cave, but held her court far up in the clouds; +and this was airier and more suitable for a queen. + +She wore a necklace of stars, and a sun was set in her signet-ring. + +Whenever she went forth, the clouds flew about like dust, and with +a motion of her hand she drove away the firmaments. + +Her children played with planets as with marbles, and she complained +that it was so difficult for her to find them again when they had +rolled away under the furniture. + +The little son of the queen, Prince Upsilon, was peevish over this +and was continually calling for more playthings. + +The queen then gave him a sack of siriuses; but in a short time these, +too, were all lost. It was Upsilon's own fault: He ought to have paid +more attention to his playthings. + +They tried to satisfy him as best they could, but no matter what they +gave him, he always wanted something else, something larger. This +was a defect in the character of the little prince. + +The mother, who, as queen of the spirits, was a very intelligent woman, +thought it would be a good idea for the little prince to accustom +himself to privations. + +She issued an order, therefore, that for a certain time Upsilon was +to have no playthings. + +The order was carried out. Everything was taken away from him, +even the comet that he and his little sister Omicron happened to be +playing with. + +Prince Upsilon was somewhat stubborn. He so far forgot himself one +day as to speak disrespectfully to his mother. + +Even Princess Omicron was contaminated by his example--nothing is +worse than a bad example--and violently threw her pallet against the +universe. That was not becoming in a girl. + +Now, in the kingdom of spirits, there was a law to the effect, that +anyone showing disrespect toward the queen, or throwing anything +against the universe, should be deprived of all titles and dignities +for a certain length of time. + +Prince Upsilon became a grain of sand. + +After he had behaved himself well in this capacity for a few centuries +he received the news that he had been promoted to be a moss plant. + +Then one morning he woke up and found himself a coral zoophyte. + +That occurred about the time that man began to cook his food. + +He was industrious, building up islands and continents on the earth. In +recognition of his zeal he was turned into a crab. + +In this capacity, too, there could be no complaint against him, +and he was soon transferred to the class of sea-serpents. + +He played some innocent pranks on sailors, but he never harmed +anyone. Soon he received four feet and the rank of a mastodon, with +the privilege of roaming over the land. + +With the self-control of a philosopher he entered upon his new life, +busying himself with geological investigations. + +A few centuries later--remember that in the kingdom of spirits all time +taken together is only as a short quarter of an hour--or to speak more +correctly, that all time is nothing. For time was made merely for man, +for his amusement, and given to him just as we give picture books to +children. For spirits, present, past and future are all the same. They +comprehend yesterday, to-day and to-morrow at a glance, just as one +reads a word without spelling it out. What was and is going to be, is. + +The Egyptians and Phoenicians knew that very well, but Christians +have forgotten it. + +Fancy knew that Walter could not read, so she related Upsilon's story +to him, just as I am doing for the reader. + +Some centuries later he had become an elephant; then a moment later, +i. e., about ten years before the opening of my story--I mean years +as we mortals reckon them--he was elevated to the class of man. + +I don't know what sins he may have committed as an elephant. + +Anyway, Fancy had said, that in order to return to his station as a +spirit-prince in a short time and escape any further degradation it +was necessary for him to be diligent and well behaved in his present +state, and not write any robber songs, or slip out things and sell +them--even if it was only a Bible. + +And, too, he must become reconciled to seeing Juffrouw Pieterse +without a train on her dress. Fancy said it couldn't be helped. + +This "Fancy" must have been some lady at his mother's court, who +visited him in his exile to comfort and encourage him, so that +he wouldn't think they were punishing him because they were angry +with him. + +She promised to visit him from time to time. "But," asked Walter, +"how is my little sister getting along?" + +"She's being punished, too. You know the law. She is patient with +it all and promises to improve. At first she was a fire-ball; but +she behaved so nicely that she was soon changed to a moon-beam; and +also in this state there was nothing against her. It seemed to be +a pleasure for her; and it was all her mother could do to keep from +shortening the punishment. She was soon turned into vapor, and stood +the test well; for she filled the universe. That was about the time +you began to eat grass. Soon she was a butterfly. But your mother +did not consider this suitable for a girl and had her changed into +a constellation. There she stands before us now." + +It often happens that we do not see a thing because it is too big. + +"Look," said Fancy. "There--to the right! No, further--there, +there--the north star! That is her left eye. You can't see her right, +because she is bending over towards Orion, the doll which she holds +in her lap and caresses." + +Walter saw it plainly enough and cried: "Omicron, Omicron!" + +"No, no, prince," said the lady of the court, "that will not do. Each +must undergo his punishment alone. It's already a great concession +that you two are imprisoned in the same universe. Recently, when your +little brothers flooded the milky way with sin, they were separated +completely." + +Walter was sad. How gladly would he have kissed his little +sister!--that group of stars nursing the doll. + +"Ah, Fancy, let me be with Omicron." + +Fancy said neither yes nor no. + +She looked as if she were reflecting on the possibility of +accomplishing the almost impossible. + +Walter, taking courage from her hesitation, repeated his request. + +"Ah, let me live with my little sister again, even if I have to eat +grass or build continents--I will eat and build with pleasure, if I +may only be with Omicron." + +Probably Fancy was afraid to promise something beyond her power; +and she was sorry not to be able to give her promise. + +"I will ask," she whispered, "and now----" + +Walter rubbed his eyes. There was the bridge and the ditch. He heard +the ducks cackling from the distance. He saw his mills again. Yes, yes, +there they were. But their name was no longer--what was their name? + +The mills were called "Morning Hour" and "Eagle," and they called +out just like other sawmills: "Karre, karre, kra, kra----" + +Thereupon Walter went home. We have already seen what awaited him +there. + + + + +CHAPTER XIII + + +The preacher had come and gone. Sentence had been passed and the +penalty paid. But Walter was depressed and despondent. Leentje did +her best to put some animation into him, but in vain. Perhaps it was +because she no longer understood her ward. + +Those confidential communications of Walter's were beyond her +comprehension; and often she looked at him as if she doubted his +sanity. From her meagre weekly allowance she saved a few doits, +thinking to gladden Walter's heart with some ginger cakes, which he +had always enjoyed. It was no use: Walter's soul had outgrown ginger +cakes. This discovery caused Leentje bitter pain. + +"But, my dear child, be reasonable, and don't worry over such +foolishness. This Fancy, or whatever the creature's name is, has +mocked you; or you have dreamed it all." + +"No, no, no, Leentje. It's all true. I know everything she said, +and it's all true." + +"But, Walter, that story about your sister--you would have known that +long ago." + +"I did know it, but I had forgotten it. I knew everything that Fancy +told me. It had only slipped out of my mind. When she spoke, then it +all came back to me distinctly." + +"I will go to those mills some day," said Leentje. + +And she did it. After Walter's description she was able to find +the place where that important meeting had taken place. She saw +the timbers, the dirt, the ducks, the meadow--everything was there, +even the ashes,--everything except Fancy and her stories. + +Nor could Walter find Fancy now. In vain did he go out walking with +those respectable Halleman boys as often as he was in the way at +home. For hours he would stand on the bridge and listen to the rattling +of the sawmills; but they told him nothing, and Fancy would not return. + +"She has too much to do at my mother's court," Walter sighed, and +went home sad and disappointed. + +When he looked out the window and saw the beautiful stars twinkling +encouragement to him, he cheered up a little. His sadness was less +bitter, but it was still there. Pain passed into home-sickness, +a sweet longing for home, and with tears in his eyes, but no longer +despairing, he whispered "Omicron, Omicron!" + +Who heard that call, or understood his grief over his exile? Who +observed how that sigh for the "higher" and that fiery desire had +passed into a nobler state? + +After long deliberations and Walter's express promise to do better, +Master Pennewip had at last been prevailed upon to allow our young +robber to return to school. He now had the opportunity to perfect +himself in verse-writing, penmanship, verbs, "Holland Counts" and +other equally important things. + +The teacher said that the boy at Muiderberg had been still worse, +and he had known what to prescribe. Walter would do all right now, +he thought; but Juffrouw Pieterse must get another pastor, for the +present one belonged to the class of "drinkers." This she did. Walter +was to receive religious instruction from a real preacher. + +I don't remember the title of the book, but the first lines were: + + + "Q. From whom did you and everything in existence have its origin?" + + +Walter wanted to say, From my mother; but the book said: + + + "Ans. From God, who made everything out of nothing." + + "Q. How do you know that?" + + "Ans. From nature and revelation." + + +Walter didn't know what it meant, but like the good-natured, +obedient child that he was, he repeated faithfully what he had +memorized from the book. It was annoying for him to have his +Sundays spoiled by recitations in the Kings of Israel--days so well +suited for rambling. He was jealous of the Jews, who were always led +away--a misfortune that seemed delightful to him. But he worked away +patiently, and was not the worst of those apprentices in religion. At +the end of the year he received a book containing three hundred and +sixty-five scriptural texts, twenty-one prayers, as many graces, +the Lord's Prayer, the ten commandments and the articles of faith. It +also contained directions for using it--once a day through the year, +three times a day for a week, etc., etc.; or simply use as needed. On +a leaf pasted in the front of the book was written: + + + To Walter Pieterse + as a + Reward + for + Excellent recitations + in the + Noorderkerk + and as an + Encouragement + for him to continue to + Honor God + in the manner in which he has begun. + + +Under this were the names of the preacher and the officers of the +church, ornamented with flourishes that would have put Pennewip +to shame. + +The outward respectability of the Hallemans continued to increase. The +parents of these children had hired a garden on the "Overtoom." That +was so "far out," they said; and then they "couldn't stay in the +city forever." Besides, the expense was "not so much"; for there was +one gardener for everybody; and then, there were plenty of berries +growing there, and that was always very nice. There would be grass +enough for bleaching the linen--an important item, for just lately, +said the mother of the Hallemans, there had been iron-rust in Betty's +dress. For that reason it was the very thing to rent the garden; +and if people said anything about it, it would only be because they +were jealous. And, too, there was a barrel there for rainwater; and +Mrs. Karels had said it leaked, but it was not true; for everyone +must know what he's doing; but when you do anything, everybody +is talking about it. If one paid any attention to it, one would +never get anything done--and it would be such a recreation for the +children. Juffrouw Karels ought to attend to her own business--and +when Gustave's birthday came, he might invite some "young gentlemen." + +Gustave's birthday came. "Young gentlemen" were to be invited, +and--Walter was among that select number. + +It would lead me too far from the subject to enter upon an +investigation of the motives that prompted Gustave and Franz to invite +their former partner in the peppermint business. The list was made out +and approved by their mother; and as Juffrouw Pieterse felt flattered, +there was no objection from her side. Walter must promise, of course, +to behave properly and be "respectable," not to soil his clothes, not +to wrestle and tear his clothes, and many other things of a similar +nature. Juffrouw Pieterse added that it was a great favor on her part +to let him go, for such visits made a lot of work for her. + +Yes, Walter was to make a visit! Eat, drink and enjoy himself under +a strange roof. It was a great event in his life, and already he +was becoming less jealous of the Jews, who went away so often, and +finally never came back home at all. + +It was midday now--that glorious midday. With indescribable dignity, +for a boy, Walter stepped through the gate-way. "A little to right--to +the left, to the left again, then over a bridge, and then to the +right straight ahead. You can't miss it," Gustave had said. The name +of the garden was "City Rest," so all Walter had to do was to "ask," +and he would "find it." + +And so it was. + +Anyone making a call or visit for the first time always arrives too +early. So it was with Walter, who reached City Rest before any of the +other guests. But the boys received him cordially and presented him +to their mother, who said that Walter had a pretty face, if it were +only not so pale. + +The other playmates came then, and running and throwing began, in +the customary boyish style. This was interrupted with waffles and +lemonade, which they "must drink quite slowly," because they were +"wet with perspiration." + +When the proud mother of the Hallemans was speaking of berries and +the grossly slandered rainwater barrel, she might have mentioned +the advantages of the leafy bower, where Betty was now sitting with +a gentleman. + +"Who is that?" asked Walter of little Emma, who was playing with +the boys. + +"That? That's Betty's sweetheart." + +From that touching story of slender Cecilia we know that Walter already +had his first love affair behind him; but still Emma's statement was +to him something new. Up to that time he had thought that a sweetheart +was a girl to whom one gives slatepencils and bonbons. But she seemed +to be above such things. Walter saw immediately that he had not taken +the right course with Cecilia; and all at once a desire came over +him to know how a grown man treats a girl who is through school. + +"Her sweetheart?" + +"Oh yes--engage!" + +That word was too modern for Walter. If the reader is sharp he can +calculate in what year that girl married the barber's apprentice. All +that is necessary is to determine when that stupid engage came into +use in this sense in "III. 7, a." + +"What did you say?" asked Walter. + +"Engage--they go together." + +"What is that?" + +"Oh, they're going to get married. Don't you know?" + +Walter was ashamed not to know such a simple thing; and, as is often +the case, he was ashamed of being ashamed. + +"Certainly, of course I know. I hadn't understood right +well. Emma--will you marry me?" + +For the moment Emma was unable to accommodate him, as she was engage +with her mother; but as soon as she was free she would consider +the matter, and Walter would probably be favored. She looked at him +sweetly--and then the game called her to another part of the yard. + +Love is the instinct for unity--and the instinct for multiplicity. As +everywhere, nature is simple here in principle, but manifold in +application. The love of a thief means: Come, we will go steal +together. The servant of the Word unites with his loved one in prayer +and psalm, etc., every animal after his kind. + +Or is this instinct to share, to be together, to be united at the +same the instinct for the good? + +In Walter's case it was, even though he himself did not know it. Had +he not, in the name of Cecilia, liberated a bird that fluttered about +its narrow cage in distress? Of course Cecilia had laughed and asked +Walter if he was crazy. She did not know that there was any connection +between his sympathy for the poor little bird and the beating of his +heart when he scratched her name on the frozen window-pane in the +back room. Perhaps she would have understood if she had loved Walter; +but that was impossible, because he still wore his jacket stuffed in +his trousers. + +At all events, it was not possible for him to think of anything bad +when he called "Omicron." He had now forgotten Cecilia, and would +have been greatly surprised if she had appeared in answer to his +call. Little Emma would have come nearer meeting his requirements. + +Walter felt that he must know just how the young man was proceeding +with Betty in the bower. He soon found an excuse to separate himself +from his companions; and then he heard all sorts of things that did +not make him much wiser. + +"Yes, I said so too. In May----" + +"Certainly, on account of the top story----" + +"It's annoying! And what does your mother say?" + +"Hm--she says we must wait another year, that it isn't respectable +to get married in such a hurry--it's just as if----" + +"Four years----" + +"Yes, four years. Louw and Anna have been engaged for seven." + +Walter was proud that he knew exactly what it all meant. To rent +an upper story together, preferably in May!--that was the way he +understood it. + +"And do you get that press for the linen?" + +"No, mother wants to keep it. But if we will only wait a year she +will give us another one--a small one." + +"The big one would have been nicer." + +"I think so too, but she says young people don't need a big press. But +when my sister was married she got a big one." + +"Tell them you want a big one too." + +"It's no use." + +"Try it. I won't marry without that big one." + +"I will make them----" + +This is a fair sample of what Walter overheard. He was dissatisfied +and slipped away and hid himself, lost in thought. He didn't even know +himself what was the matter with him; but when Emma came and called +him he looked as if he had been thinking of anything else but presses +and vacant flats, for in a tone at once joyous and fearful he cried: + +"Could it be she--my little sister?" + +It was evening now, and the children were to continue their games +indoors. As the little party was tired, one of the grown-ups was +going to tell a story. + +Just what "grown-up" had been requisitioned to narrate the story of +Paradise and Peri, I don't know. Anyway the story hardly harmonized +with Betty's engagement and that love-obstructing clothes-press. But +just as Fortune is said to smile on everyone once in a lifetime, so, +in the midst of the flatness and insipidity of everyday life, it seems +that something always happens which gives that one who lays hold of it +opportunity to lift himself above the ordinary and commonplace. To the +drowning man a voice calls: "Stretch out thy arms, thou canst swim." + +"After Peri had begged long, but in vain, at the gates of paradise to +be admitted to the land of the blessed, she brought at last, as the +most beautiful thing in the world, the sigh of a repentant sinner; +and she found favor with the keeper of the gate on account of the +sacredness of the gift she had brought----" + +"Let's play forfeits now!" cried Gustave. + +"Forfeits! Forfeits!" everybody called out after him. + +And they played forfeits. Pawns were redeemed; and of course there +was some kissing done. Riddles were given that nobody could guess; +and who ever knew must not tell--a usual condition in this game. + +"Heavy, heavy hangs over your head; what shall the owner do to +possess it?" + +"Stand on one leg for five minutes." + +"Let him jump over a straw--or recite a poem!" + +"No, a fable--la cigale, or something like that." + +"Yes, yes!" + +It was Walter's pawn. + +"I don't know any fable," he said, embarrassed; "and I don't know +French either." + +"I will help you," cried Emma. "Le pere, du pere----" + +"That's no fable! Go ahead, Walter!" + +For some of the party it was a joy that Walter knew no Fable and no +French. If it were only known how often one can do a kindness by being +stupid, perhaps many, out of love for humanity, would affect stupidity. + +But Walter did not think of the pleasure of the others--which he +could not have understood. He wept, and was angry at Master Pennewip, +who had taught him no French and no fable. + +"Forward, Walter, forward!" insisted the holder of the pawn. + +"It needn't be French. Just tell a fable." + +"But I don't know what a fable is." + +"Oh, it's a story with animals." + +"Yes, or with trees! Le chene un jour dit au roseau--don't you see, +you can have one without animals." + +"Yes, yes, a fable is just a story--nothing else. You can have in it +anything you want to." + +"But it must rhyme!" + +Walter was thinking about reciting his robber song, but fortunately +he reconsidered the matter. That would have been scandalous in the +home of the Hallemans, who were so particularly respectable. + +"No," cried another, who was again wiser than all the rest, "it needn't +rhyme. The cow gives milk--Jack saw the plums hanging--Prince William +the First was a great thinker. Don't you see, Walter, it's as easy +as rolling off of a log. Go ahead and tell something, or else you +won't get your pawn." + +Walter began. + +"A little boy died once who was not allowed to go to heaven----" + +"Oho! That's the story of Peri. Tell something else." + +"I was going to change it," said Walter, embarrassed. "And so the +little boy couldn't enter the heavenly gates, because he didn't know +French, and because he had sometimes been bad, and because he hadn't +learned his lessons, and also because he--because he"----I believe +Walter had something on the end of his tongue about his mother's +box of savings, but he swallowed it, that he might not offend the +Hallemans by any allusion to the peppermint business--"because he +once laughed during prayers. For it is certain, boys, that if you +laugh during prayers you'll never get to heaven." + +"So--o-oo?" asked several, conscious of their guilt. + +"Yes, they can't go to heaven. Now the boy had had a sister, who died +one year before him. He had loved her a lot, and when he died he began +to hunt for his sister right away. 'Who is your sister?' he was asked." + +"Who asked him that?" + +"Be still! Don't interrupt him. Let Walter tell his story!" + +"I don't know who asked that. The boy said that his little sister +had on a blue dress and had dimples in her cheeks, and----" + +"Just like Emma!" + +"Yes, exactly like Emma. They told him that there was a little girl +in heaven that looked just like that. She had come the year before, +and had asked them to let her brother in, who would certainly inquire +after her. But the boy could not go in. I have already said why." + +"Had the little girl always learned her lessons?" + +"Of course! Don't you see she had? Let Walter go on with his story!" + +"It was sad that he could not get to see his sister any more. He felt +that it hadn't really been worth the trouble to die. 'Oh, just let +me in!' he begged the gentleman at the door----" + +"At the gate!" corrected several simultaneously, who, though untouched +by the sublimity of Walter's conception of death, were offended by the +commonplaceness of the word door. But such things happen frequently. + +"All right!" said Walter. He was ashamed that he had offended against +propriety. "The gentleman at the gate said, 'No!' and then the poor +boy returned to the earth." + +"That won't do," cried the philosophical contingency, "whoever is +dead remains dead." + +"Don't interrupt him. Of course it's only a story!" + +Walter continued: "He returned to the earth and learned French. Then +he appeared at the gate again and said, 'Oui, Monsieur!' but it did +no good; he was not admitted." + +"I should think not; he ought to have said: 'j'aime, tu aimes.'" + +"I don't know anything about that," Walter replied. + +"Then he went to the earth again and learned his lessons till he +could say them backwards. He did this for the keeper of the gate; +but all this did no good; he was not allowed to go in." + +"Of course not," cried one of the wise ones, "to get to heaven you +must be confirmed. Had he been confirmed?" + +"No. That's the reason it was so difficult. Then he tried something +else. He said that he was engaged to his sister." + +"Just like Betty," cried Emma. + +"Yes, like Betty--and that he loved her and wanted to marry her. But +it was all of no use; they wouldn't let him into heaven. + +"Finally he didn't dare go to the gate any more, for fear the keeper +would get angry at him." + +"And then? What happened?" + +"I don't know," Walter stuttered. "I don't know what he ought to do +to get to heaven." + +Walter knew the rest of the story very well, but he couldn't put it +into words. This was shown in a peculiar manner an hour later. + +On the way home the party was almost run over by a wagon just as +they were crossing a bridge. In the commotion Emma slipped under the +railing and fell into the stream. Somebody screamed, and Walter sprang +after her. + +If he had died at that moment the keeper of the gate would hardly +have turned him away because he didn't know French and had not been +confirmed. + +When he was brought home, wet and dirty, Juffrouw Pieterse said that +one ought not to tempt the Master, and that's what one did when one +jumped into the water without being able to swim. + +But I find that the man who can't swim is the very one to expect +something of the Master; for the man who can swim has some prospect +of helping himself. + +And Juffrouw Pieterse complained that there was "always something +the matter with that boy." There was something the matter with him. + + + + +CHAPTER XIV + + +Juffrouw Pieterse must have inherited something, for all at once the +Pieterses moved to a more respectable neighborhood, and the daughters +no longer knew any of the girls that they used to sew with. Such things +do happen in cases of inheritance, when one moves to a more select +quarter. Besides, there were other signs. They exerted themselves in +trying to get Leentje to speak "better Dutch." Stoffel was zealous +in teaching her, but Juffrouw Pieterse spoiled everything by her +bad example. + +Walter was now wearing a new jacket, with a small collar, such as +cabmen wore later. For him a jacket to stuff in the trousers was a +thing of the past. It "looked so babyish," the young ladies said, +and was "out of the question now when the boy can write poetry." + +That Walter could write poetry was boasted of to everybody that +would listen. Under the circumstances they really had no right to +reap any fame from Walter's robber song; but this only showed what an +important role vanity plays in the world. Of course he himself never +heard anything of this; it was mentioned only when he was not present. + +The image of Cecilia had disappeared from Walter's heart; and little +Emma was forgotten. Omicron must show her face in the stars from time +to time to remind the child of his love. And even when he looked at +the evening sky and his soul was stirred by an inexpressible longing +after the good, it was not so much that he was thinking of Omicron +as that he was moved by vague sweet memories. In the twelve years of +his life there was a mythical prehistoric period which was difficult +to separate from the historical period. + +He didn't know that he could write verses. He accepted it as a matter +of course that his robber song was very poor, and looked upon Klaasje +van der Gracht with awe. It was from Juffrouw Laps he learned that +he could write poetry; and it was an illumination for him. + +Juffrouw Laps had an uncle whose birthday was coming the next week. She +had paid the Pieterses a swell visit to ask if Walter wouldn't write +her a poem for the occasion. She would see that he got some bonbons. + +"But Juffrouw Pieterse, you must tell him that it must be religious +and that my uncle is a widower. He must bring that in. I should like +for it to be in the melody of the 103d psalm, for my uncle has that +psalm in his lyre." + +The reader will note that she did not mean the lyre of Apollo. What +she spoke of was a thing that turned, and made a screechy noise. + +Juffrouw Pieterse was going to speak with Walter about it when he came +from school, but first she had to consider the matter with Stoffel, +to decide whether it should be a request or a command, so that Walter +would have no reason to be "stuck-up." For that she could not endure +in a child. + +"Walter, did you know your lesson?" + +"No, mother; I had to learn thirteen mountains in Asia, and I knew +only nine." + +"Now, look here, that won't do. I'm paying tuition for nothing. Do you +think money grows on my back? I don't know what's to become of you." + +"I don't know, either." + +After all, though, Walter was flattered by the commission to write +a poem. Stoffel's and Juffrouw Pieterse's efforts to conceal their +real opinion of his poetical talents had been useless. It was a +pleasant surprise for the boy to learn that he was looked up to. He +had always heard that he was worse than worthless, and that he would +never amount to anything. It interested him now to hear the assurance +of his mother and Stoffel that the commission was only a punishment for +not knowing the mountains in Asia. In a great rush Stoffel taught him +the difference between "masculine" and "feminine" verses, explaining +that these must alternate, that all must be of the same length, and +that if at any time the boy was in doubt he would clear the matter up, +etc., etc. + +Walter was delighted. He went to the back room, got a slate pencil +and began to write. It could hardly be called a success. "A widower +of God"--"O God, a widower!" That was as far as he got. + +He gnawed on the pencil till he had pulverized it and worn out his +teeth, but it wouldn't go. He was continually being interrupted +by Stoffel's masculine and feminine verses. He had been too proud, +and now he was receiving his punishment. He began to believe that +his mother was right when she said nothing would ever come of him. + +Nor could Leentje help him. So he determined to make another attempt +to-morrow. Perhaps he could do better then. Leentje agreed with him. + +"All right," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "But don't disgrace us +all. Remember, I told Juffrouw Laps you could do it; and the man's +birthday comes Thursday week. So you haven't any too much time." + +Walter went to Ash Gate, found his bridge and began to weep bitterly. + +"See what's the matter with that boy," he heard a woman saying to a +girl fourteen or fifteen years old. "Perhaps he has lost something." + +"Have you lost anything?" + +Walter looked up, and was surprised; for he seemed to have seen that +face before. It reminded him of Fancy. + +"Now, everything will be all right There you are; and I have been +hunting for you." + +"For me?" + +"Yes, yes, but I just didn't know it. But I know it now. Tell me +right quick how to write the poem!" + +The girl, who was helping her mother place the linen on the grass for +bleaching, looked at Walter in astonishment. She hurried back to her +mother to say that she didn't know what was the matter with the boy, +but that there was certainly something wrong. "He looks as if he were +scared half to death," she decided. + +Then she ran and fetched water from the house near by and made Walter +drink. He saw that he had made a mistake; but there was something in +the manner of the girl that drew him to her irresistibly, even though +her name was only Femke. So the mother addressed her. And this name +reminded him of Fancy, which was something. + +Femke pointed to an inverted basket and told him to tell the cause of +his trouble; and Walter did it as well as he could, while the mother +was busy with the linen. + +"Maybe I can help you," the mother said. "I have a nephew who is +a widower." + +"Yes, Juffrouw--but the poem? And there must be something about God +in it." + +"Certainly. It's a long story. His wife was a niece of my +husband's--you see we are Catholics, and she acted according to +her religion--put a stone on those cloths, Femke, or they'll blow +away--yes, bleaching is a job. You have no idea what a bother +it is--yes, she acted according to her religion; and that was +right. People that don't do that are not much. But he--draw that +shirt back a little, Femke. The sleeve is hanging in the ditch--but +he didn't believe in it, and said it was all nonsense. But when she +died, and he saw all that was done for her--it was Father Jansen who +was there. Of course you know him--he always walks with a black cane, +but he never lets it touch the ground----" + +The women looked at Walter questioningly. The poor boy sat on the +basket, his elbows on his knees, his chin in his hands. He had listened +with open mouth, wondering how he was going to apply it all to his +poem. Of Father Jansen and that cane which despised the ground he +had never heard. This he had to confess. + +"Yes, it was Father Jansen who was there, and when my husband's nephew +saw all that--don't spill any, Femke, or the mud will splatter so +bad--yes, when he saw that a human being doesn't die like an animal, +then he was more respectful, and after that he observed Easter like +other people. And last year when he broke his leg--he's a dyer, +you know--he drew thirteen stivers for nine weeks. And so I wanted +to tell you that there's a widower in our family. And now you must +get up, for I need the basket." + +Walter arose quickly, as if he feared he might seem to be trespassing; +and the woman went away, after having warned Femke to watch the linen +and call her if any bad boys should come along. + +"Are you better now?" Femke asked kindly. + +"Oh yes; but I don't see how I'm to use all that in my poem. You +must remember that it has to rhyme, and the verses must be of the +same length, and that they must be masculine and feminine; for my +brother said so, and he's a school-teacher." + +Femke reflected, then all at once she cried, "Do you know Latin?" As +if Latin would help Walter. + +"No," disconsolately. + +"Well, it really makes no difference. It's in Dutch, too. Just watch +the linen a minute." + +Walter promised, and Femke ran to the house. + +Then some boys came along throwing rocks. Walter, conscious of his +responsibility, called to them to desist--or words to that effect. This +only made them worse. They came closer, and, to worry Walter, began to +walk over the linen. For him it was as if they were mistreating Femke, +and he charged on the miscreants. But it was two against one, and a +weaker one at that; so he would have soon been defeated if his lady had +not returned quickly. She rescued him and drove off his assailants; and +when she saw that his lip was bleeding she gave him a kiss. The boy's +heart trembled; all at once his soul was lifted to an unfamiliar level; +and for the first time in weeks he felt again that princely nature +that had given Leentje such a fright. His eyes shone, and the boy, +who but a moment ago did not know how he was to write some rhymes, +was filled with the feelings and emotions that make poets of men. + +"O Fancy, Fancy, to die for thee--to die with such a kiss on the lips!" + +It hurt him to think that the boys were gone. If there had been ten +of them he would have had courage for the unequal fight. + +And Femke, who had never heard of poetical overflows, understood him +immediately, for she was a pure, innocent girl. She felt Walter's +chivalry, and knew that she was the lady to reward it. + +"You are a dear sweet boy," she said, taking his head between her +hands and kissing him again, and again--as if she had done something +of this kind before. But such was not the case. + +"And now you must read the verses in the little book. Maybe it will +help you to write for your aunt----" + +"She isn't my aunt," Walter said, "but of course I will look through +the book." + +He laid it on the railing of the bridge and began to read. Femke, +who was taller than he, had put one arm around his neck, while with +the other hand she was pointing out what he should read. + +"Don't you see?" she said, "the lines are the same length." + +"Yes, but they don't rhyme." And Walter read: + + + Mother most pure, + Mother undefiled, + Virgin most powerful, + Virgin most merciful, + Virgin most faithful, + Spiritual vessel, + Vessel of honor, + Vessel of singular devotion, + Mystical rose, + Tower of David, + Tower of Ivory, + Gate of Heaven---- + + +"But, Femke, how am I to use that for my poem? I don't understand +any of it." + +Femke didn't understand much of it either. She had been reading the +book every day for the past four or five years, and she had always been +satisfied with her comprehension of it. But now she saw that she was +as ignorant about it as Walter. She was ashamed and closed the book. + +"But don't you know what Faith is?" she asked, as if this defect +might account for the general ignorance of both. + +"Not that way," Walter replied. "I learned it another way." + +"But you believe in Jesus, don't you?" + +"Oh, yes. That's God's son. But I didn't learn anything about vessels +and towers. Do they belong to faith?" + +"Why, certainly! But you know the holy virgin, Maria!" + +"So? Maria? No, I don't." + +"And Purgatory?" + +"I don't know anything about it." + +"And confession?" + +"No." + +"What do you do then?" + +"How do you mean, Femke?" + +"I mean to be saved." + +"I don't know," Walter replied. "You mean, to get to heaven?" + +"Why, certainly. That's the point. And you can't do that without the +holy virgin and such a book. Shall I teach you the creed, Walter? Then +we'll be together in heaven." + +That pleased Walter, and Femke and Walter began: + +"God created the world----" + +"What did he do before that, Femke?" + +"I don't know. But the people were made wicked by a snake; then the +Pope pronounced a curse upon the snake, for the Pope lives in Rome, +you know. And then Jesus was crucified to make the people good +again. That was a long time ago." + +"Yes, I know," Walter said, "Jesus changed the number of the year. At +his birth he began at nought." + +Femke didn't know again. In this way each supplemented the knowledge +of the other; and Walter was proud that he knew something about the +creed, even if Femke did think it the wrong creed. + +"And so Jesus made the people good again, and if you will pray out +of such a book you will be saved. Do you understand, Walter?" + +"Not quite. What is an ivory tower?" + +"Why, that's only a name for the virgin. It's as if you were to call +the pastor father. Now you understand." + +Femke hunted for another illustration. + +"You have a mother; what do you call her?" + +"Why, I call her mother." + +"Correct. What do the other people call her?" + +"They call her Juffrouw Pieterse." + +"Just so. When we call the holy virgin 'ivory tower' it's just like +calling your mother Juffrouw Pieterse. Ivory gate means that to get +to heaven we must go through the holy virgin. That's the main thing." + +"But, Femke, what is a virgin?" + +Femke blushed. + +"That is anybody that has never had a child." + +"Me?" asked Walter in astonishment. + +"No, child, it must be a girl!" + +"Are you a virgin?" + +"Of course!" + +Femke spoke the unvarnished truth. + +"Of course--because I'm not married." + +"But Maria was married--and Jesus was her child." + +"Ah, that's where the holiness comes in," replied Femke. "And for that +reason she is called the ivory gate. Do you understand now, Walter?" + +Walter did not understand; but he asked permission to take the book +home with him, that he might study it. That, however, was not possible, +as Femke needed the book every day. Walter consoled himself easily, +for not for anything in the world would he have endangered Femke's +salvation. Femke asked him to come again. She would be glad to tell +him all she knew about the matter; and, if both should get tangled up, +she would ask Father Jansen about it. And then Walter would soon be +as wise as she was. + +Walter withdrew; i. e., after he had kissed Femke heartily. This +meeting with her, the mysterious book, salvation, the fight with the +boys--all these things would run through his mind whenever he tried +to think of the poem. It seemed to him that there was some connection +between them. + +When he got home he turned through Stoffel's books, hoping to find +something about holy vessels, ivory towers, and immaculate virgins. But +they were all school books, and gave information about everything +else but salvation. Walter was crushed, but he was still searching. + +"Master Pennewip had a father and mother; and certainly old Pennewip, +too, who slaughtered hogs; and the one before him, too--but who was the +first Pennewip? And who slaughtered the hogs before old Pennewip? And +before there were any hogs, what did butchers do? And----" + +I will know all of that some day, Walter thought. If he could have only +quieted himself so well about his poem! If that were only written, he +thought, then he would clear up the lost causes of everything. In the +meanwhile he dreamed of Femke, of her blue eyes, her friendliness, +her soft lips--and of her voice, when she said, "You are a dear, +sweet boy." + +Could it be that she is Omicron? he thought. + +And thus the child dreamed, dreamed; and, just as in the development +of humanity, in his life was working a three-fold impulse, towards +love, knowledge, and conflict. + +"But Walter, don't you read any books at home about the creed?" + +Thus Femke questioned her little friend the next day, as he sat on +her basket again. + +"Yes, but they're not pretty." + +"Don't you know anything by heart?" + +Walter repeated a stanza of a reformed church hymn. This found no +favor with Femke; though she liked his reciting. + +"Don't you read anything else?" + +Walter reflected: he flew through Stoffel's library--works of the +Poetical Society, Geology by Ippel, On Orthography, Regulations +for the Fire-Watch, Story of Joseph by Hulshoff, Brave Henry, Jacob +Among His Children, Sermons by Hellendoorn, A Catechism by the same, +Hoorn's Song-book. + +He felt that all of this would not prove very imposing for +Femke. Finally: + +"I do know something, but it isn't about faith and the creed. It's +about Glorioso." + +Femke promised to listen, and he began to relate the story. At first +he spoke mechanically, using all the "and then's": but soon he put +himself into the soul of the hero and told the story better than he +had read it in the greasy book. At every deed of Glorioso he would +spring from the basket and act the part of that hero in a way that +made Femke's blood run cold. Still, how magnificent she found it! And +when at last he was through, a spark from his peculiar but sincere +enthusiasm had fallen into her heart, which like his beat with delight +over the beauty of what she had heard. Her cheeks glowed--really, +if a Treckschent had started to Italy at that moment I believe she +would have gone along, in order to take part in so much danger and +adventure--and love. The nicest thing about the story was that it +showed how firm such a robber is in the faith. + +"Don't you know another story?" + +"Yes," said Walter. "One more. It's in a little book--a calendar, +I believe." + +And he related the story of Telasco and Kusco and the beautiful +Aztalpa. + +Telasco and Kusco, sons of the King of the Sun-worshipers, were +twins; and so both were equally near the throne. They loved each other +devotedly; so which would give way for the other? Which of the two was +to become Inca? Funeral pyres were built, one for each, and prayers +were offered to the sun that one of the piles might be ignited. But the +sun did not light either. He ordered that Aztalpa, the sister, should +choose one. That one to whom she offered her hand should inherit the +throne and the empire. But the princess could not decide, for she +loved them both dearly and both equally. It was then decided that +both should go out hunting on a certain morning, and that the one who +killed the first doe should become king. Telasco had red arrows, Kusco +blue. The morning came. The brothers were lying in a thicket as the +deer approached. Both fired, and both missed. Then they swore mutually +not to miss intentionally the next time. They kept the oath, and two +deer fell; but Telasco had shot one of Kusco's arrows, and Kusco one +of Telasco's. Telasco then proposed that Aztalpa should be killed, +to avoid any discord in the empire; and in the other world both would +enjoy the same place in her affections. All agreed to this; but when +the fatal day came, Aztalpa fell on her knees before Telasco and begged +that she might receive her death at the hand of Kusco. Telasco cried: +"Aztalpa, you have chosen!" All bowed down before Kusco; and when +they looked for Telasco he had disappeared. He was never seen again. + +Often Femke interrupted with questions, for there was much that was +strange and wonderful to her; but she was charmed with the story and +shared all of Walter's enthusiasm. + +"I tell you, though, Walter, if that girl had known what Telasco was +up to she wouldn't have done it. But the story is beautiful. I wonder +if such things really happen." + +"That was far from here, Femke, and a long time ago. That's just the +way it was in the book. But now I must go home, for I haven't a stiver +to pay the gate-keeper if I come in after eight. Oh, Femke--if I were +only through with that poetry business." + +"It will turn out all right. Just think of Telasco. He had a difficult +task, too." + +"No! I will think of the girl. Good-evening, Femke----" + +Walter received the hearty kiss that his story had earned him, and +dreaming of Aztalpa, who was guarding the linen, he passed through +the Ash Gate and turned towards home. The moon shone so brightly that +he was annoyed not to have been able to remain with Femke. How much +better, he thought, could he have told his story by moonlight! But +he didn't have the price--a stiver. + + + + +CHAPTER XV + + +The moon paused on the sky, as if she were weary of her lonely +lot. Was she grieved because ungrateful humanity had fallen asleep +and was ignoring her?--or because of the light borrowed from her +for thousands of years, and none returned? She poured forth her +sorrow in heart-breaking noiseless elegies till the night-wind was +moved to pity. Whish! he went through the trees; and the leaves +danced. Crash! he went over the roof; and the tiles flew away, and +chimneys bowed meekly; and over the walls and ditches the sawmills +danced with the logs they were to saw. There a girl sat sleeping. Could +it be Femke? The linen danced about her to the music of the wind, the +shirts making graceful bows and extending their sleeves. Nightcaps, +dickeys and drawers danced the minuet; stockings, skirts, collars, +handkerchiefs waltzed thicker and thicker around the sleeping girl. Her +curls began to flutter--a smile, a sigh, and she sprang to her feet. A +whirlwind caught her up and---- + +"O, heavens, Femke, Femke!" and Walter grasped at the apparition that +was being borne away towards the moon in a cloud of stockings, socks, +drawers, shirts and collars. + +"Mother! Walter's pinching me," cried Laurens, the printer's +apprentice; and Juffrouw Pieterse groaned, that those boys couldn't +even keep quiet at night. + +The "House of Pieterse" gathered at Walter's bed. There was the noble +mother of the family enveloped in a venerable jacket that fell in broad +folds over a black woolen skirt. There was Trudie, with her stupid blue +eyes; and Myntje and Pietje--but what am I talking about? In the new +home Trudie had become Gertrude, like a morganatic princess in Hessia; +and Myntje was now Mina, but preferred to be called Mine, as that +sounded more Frenchy. But her stupid face remained unchanged. Pietje +was now Pietro. Stoffel had said that was a very swell name. + +Stoffel, too, had now appeared on the scene, to the great astonishment +of his mother, who expected so much of him. This fine sense of +propriety had been developed in the new home. + +"What's the matter with you, boy?" cried everybody at once. + +"Oh, mother, Femke--Femke!" + +"The boy is foolish." That was the unanimous verdict of the family. + +And they were not altogether wrong. Walter was delirious. + +"They are carrying her away--around and around--Daughter of the Sun, +decide--here is Telasco--thou shalt die, Aztalpa--Femke, stay, +stay, I will watch the clothes--I will shoot the doe--a widower +of God--together through the ivory gate--there she is again--stay, +Omicron!" + +"Ought we to call in a preacher?" asked Juffrouw Pieterse +hesitatingly. She didn't know whether praying was needed or a +whipping--or both. + +And now, perhaps for the first time in his life, Stoffel expressed a +sensible thought: "Mother, we ought to have a doctor. Walter is sick." + +Walter had nervous fever. It was fortunate for him that a doctor was +called in, and still more fortunate that it was a man who understood +Walter's mental troubles. He exerted a most wholesome influence on +the boy; though this came later, as at first he could only treat +the disease. + +On Juffrouw Pieterse, too, he had a good influence. To her great +astonishment, he explained to her that children ought not to be +packed together in a bed as if they were superfluous pieces of +furniture being thrown aside; that air, light, play, enjoyment, +exercise are all necessary for the development of body and soul; +that whipping does no good, and that she had better dispense with her +"divine worship." He told her of other things she had never heard of; +and she listened willingly, for the doctor---- + +"Ah, dear Juffrouw Laps, you must manage to be here when he comes. He +writes the prescriptions with a gold pen; and his coachman wears a +brown bear-skin cape." + +That gold pen and the bear-skin cape! Ah, if everyone who preaches +truth could only dress up his coachman so swell! But alas, alas--I +know a great many people who love the truth, and they have no coachman +at all--not to mention the bear-skin. + +And gold pens often get into the wrong hands. + +"I just wanted Juffrouw Zipperman to come sometime when the doctor's +here. Run and tell her, Gertrude, that I said Walter was sick, +and say that we have lunch about twelve. He came about that time +yesterday. And Leentje, you go to the grocer's--we need salt--have +something to say about it--it's not just to be gossiping, you know--I +despise gossip--but I would like to know if the people have noticed +it. And you, Pietro, remember that you are to give me a clean cap +when he comes--for the doctor is such an elegant gentleman, and such +a doctor! And all that he said--I drank it all in. Mina, you mustn't +stare at him again like that; it's not proper. But I'm curious to +know if the people at the grocer's have seen him!" + +I shouldn't like to be severe on her; but it seems to me that Juffrouw +Pieterse was gradually beginning to take pleasure in Walter's illness. + +There is something swell in having such a carriage standing before +one's door. + +Juffrouw Laps had come: "But dear Juffrouw Pieterse, what am I to do +about my uncle? You are invited; and I have told him that there will +be a poem." + +"Very bad, Juffrouw Laps. You can see though that that poor worm +can't write the poem. What about Stoffel? Why not ask him to write it?" + +"It's all right with me. Just so it's a poem; otherwise I'm disgraced." + +Stoffel was requested to take Walter's place, but he raised objections +at once. + +"You don't know what that would mean, mother. I would lose the respect +of the boys. For anyone working with youth, respect is the main thing; +and such a poem----" + +"But the boys at school need not know it." + +"But the man would tell somebody and then--you don't understand it. At +the Diaconate school there was a fellow who wrote verses; and what +has become of him? He went to India, mother, and he still owes me for +half a bottle of ink. That's the way it goes, mother. For me to write +such a poem? No, no, mother--for a boy like Walter it's all right; +but when one is already a teacher!" + +"And Master Pennewip?" cried Juffrouw Laps. + +"The very man!" cried Stoffel, as if this supported his former +argument. "A happy thought! Master Pennewip will do it." + +"I've read a poem by him, Stoffel." + +"Yes, yes. And you've read a poem by him. That's because--but how +shall I explain that to you, Juffrouw Laps? You know that in teaching +there are all kinds of things. Take Geography, for example. I will just +mention one fact: Madrid is on the Manganares. Understand, mother?" + +"Yes, yes, Stoffel. That's just as if you were to say----" + +"Amsterdam on the Y. Exactly so. And then there are many, many more +things, Juffrouw Laps. You have no idea how much there is of it. A +grocer mixes sugar with something else. He must calculate exactly +what he must get for a pound in order not to lose money. Think of +it! And then you have partnership, and breakage, and the verbs--but +I must go before those rascals break everything." + +Stoffel returned to school earlier than usual, without having +diminished Juffrouw Laps's difficulties very much. That poor woman +could not comprehend how geography and Madrid and the grocer and +partnerships made it impossible for Stoffel to write verses. Juffrouw +Pieterse smoothed the matter over as well as she could and sent +Juffrouw Laps to Master Pennewip. + +That gentleman was alarmed when he saw the angry "sucking animal," +but he quieted down as soon as he heard the object of her visit. + +"To what class does your uncle belong, Juffrouw?" + +"Why, to the class--you mean the mussel-shells and eggs?" + +"No, no, Juffrouw, I mean on which rung of the ladder is he--how high +up. I repeat it, on what rung--it's a figure, Juffrouw--on what rung +of the social ladder?" + +"In the grain business? Is that what you mean?" + +"That is not sufficient, Juffrouw Laps. One may be in the grain +business as a pastry cook, a baker, a retailer, a wholesaler, or as a +broker; and all these vocations have their peculiar sub-divisions. Take +Joseph in Egypt, for example. This man of God, whom some place in +the class of patriarchs, while others claim--but let that be as it +may. It is certain that Joseph bought corn and was on the topmost +rung of the ladder, for we read in Genesis, chapter 41----" + +"Yes, indeed, he rode in Pharaoh's carriage, and he wore a white silk +coat. My uncle is an agent, and my father was the same." + +"So-o-oo? Agent! That's something Moses doesn't mention, and I +don't know in what class----" He spoke slowly, puzzling over his words. + +"Besides, my uncle is a widower." + +"Ah, there we have the difference! We read that Joseph wooed Asnath, +the daughter of Potiphar; but nowhere do we read that his spouse was +already dead when he went into the corn business. Therefore, Juffrouw +Laps, if it is your earnest desire to have a pious poem written on +your uncle, I advise you to go to my pupil, Klaasje van der Gracht." + +He explained to her where that prodigy might be found. + +Again I must beg pardon if my criticism of Pennewip is too severe; but +he gave me reasons enough to harbor ugly suspicions against him. I am +convinced that he would have written that poem for Juffrouw Laps if +her uncle had received a white silk coat from the king, or had ever +driven through The Hague in a royal carriage. But to sing an agent in +verse! He would leave that to the genius of "the flying tea-kettle" +in the Peperstraat. That was not nice of Pennewip. Was that uncle +to blame because his brothers never threw him into a well? or sold +him into Egypt? Or because he couldn't interpret dreams? Or because +cleverness is not rewarded to-day with rings, white coats, carriages +and high official position? + +Juffrouw Laps footed it over to the Peperstraat, where she made +the acquaintance of the elder van der Gracht. The old gentleman +felt flattered. + +He was most gracious, and assured the Juffrouw that the poem should +be written that very evening. Klaasje could bring it over the next +morning and repeat it to Juffrouw Laps, and if it were found worthy +as an expression of her feelings toward her uncle, then Klaasje was +to be invited to be present on that evening. The father assured her +that Klaasje would wear a white stand-up collar. + +"Just like Joseph," said the Juffrouw. "Everything is in the Bible." + +When she got home she read the forty-first chapter of Genesis, +trying to find the relation of Klaasje's apotheosis to Joseph's +exaltation. That night she dreamed she had a mantle in her hand. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI + + +It was the afternoon of the day on which Juffrouw Laps sought out +Klaasje van der Gracht, and Walter was lying in bed, still weak but +no longer delirious. The doctor had ordered rest and quiet. The child +counted the flowers in the curtain, and, in his imagination tried +to arrange them in some other order. He allowed them to jump over +one another, or flow into one another. He saw in them faces, forms, +armies, clouds--and all were alive and moving. It was tiresome, but +he couldn't do anything else. If he turned his face toward the wall +it was still worse. The hieroglyphic scratches on the wall told him +all sorts of things that he didn't need to know and overwhelmed him +with unnecessary impressions. He closed his eyes; but still he found +no rest. It seemed to him as if he were being swept away to take part +in that entertainment that the night-wind gave the moon. Everything +was turning round and round, taking him along. He seized his head in +both hands, as if he would stop his imagination by main strength; but +it was useless. The curtains, the cords, the wall, the flowers, the +dance, the whirlwind that tore Femke away--his efforts to hold her---- + +The boy burst into tears. He knew that it was all imagination; he +knew that he was sick; he knew that chimneys don't dance, and that +girls are not blown to the moon; and yet---- + +Weeping he called Femke's name softly, not loud enough to be heard +by the others, but loud enough to relieve his own depression. + +"What's that?" he cried suddenly. "Does she answer? Is that +imagination, too?" + +Actually, Walter heard his name called, and it was Femke's voice! + +"I must know whether I'm dreaming, or not," he said, and straightened +himself up in bed. "That is a red flower, that is a black one, I am +Walter, Laurens is a printer's apprentice--everything is all right; +and I'm not dreaming." + +He leaned out of bed and listened again, his mouth and eyes as wide +open as he could get them, as if the senses of taste and sight were +going to reinforce that of hearing. + +"O, God! Femke's voice! Yes, yes, it is Femke!" He jumped out of bed, +ran out the door, and half ran, half fell down the steps. + +To return to Femke for a little while. She had expected Walter at +the bridge the next day after the story of the sun-worshipers. At +first she thought that Walter was waiting till he could borrow from +Stoffel the book with the picture showing Aztalpa embracing the two +brothers. She wanted to see Walter with the picture; now she would have +been satisfied with him without the picture. It couldn't be the boy's +person, she thought--such a child!--but he did recite so well. Perhaps +in the heart of the girl Walter and his recitals had already coalesced. + +"Put the clothes in the sun," cried her mother; and Femke translated +that: Sun--Peru--Aztalpa--Kusco--Walter. + +"Run those fighters away; they'll throw dirt on the clothes." + +Femke dreamed: Courageously fighting against the enemies of the +country--the noblest tribe of the Incas--Telasco--Walter. + +Everything seemed to be calling for Walter; but he did not come. + +The first day she was sad; the second, impatient; the third, restless. + +"Mother, I'm going to see what's become of the little boy who was +going to write a poem." + +"Do, my child!" said the mother. "Do you think you will find him?" + +Femke nodded; but her nod was not convincing. She did not know where +Walter lived and was afraid to say so. It took courage to start out to +trace the child when she didn't know where he lived; and this courage +she wished to conceal. And why? Just timidity incident to the tender +feelings. Sometimes we conceal the good and boast of the bad. + +The girl dressed herself as prettily as she could and put all her +money in her pocket. It was only a few stivers. She hurried through +Ash Gate and inquired where the shop was that lent books. Thus she +came directly to the Hartenstraat. She simply retraced the steps of +our hero, when he made that first sally with Glorioso. + +Less timid than Walter--Femke was older, and had had more experience +with men--she asked the gruff fellow in a business-like way for +"the book about the countess with the long train or her dress." + +"What? What's the title?" + +"I don't know," Femke said. "It's about a robber--and the Pope's +mentioned in it, too. I am hunting for the boy who read the book. I +wanted to ask where he lives--I will pay you for your trouble." + +"Do you think I'm a fool? Am I here to hunt for boys?" + +"But, M'neer, I will pay you," the girl said, and laid the money on +the counter. + +"Oh, get on! What do I know about your boy?" + +Femke got angry now. + +"I haven't done anything, and you can't run me off like that. No, +you can't. If you don't want to tell me, you needn't to. You are an +unaccommodating fellow!" + +She was going to leave, when it occurred to her to ask, "And won't +you lend me a book, either?" + +"Yes, you can get a book. What do you want?" + +"That book about the robber and Amalia," said Femke. She felt now that +she was a "customer," and oh, how proud she had become all at once! + +"I don't know anything about such a book. Do you mean Rinaldo +Rinaldini?" + +"No. Is there more than one robber book? Just call over the names of +them for me." + +This was said with an air of importance that was not without its effect +on the shopman. He pulled down the catalogue, and soon he came to +"Glorioso." + +"That's it, that's it!" cried Femke, delighted. + +"But you must deposit a forfeit," the man said, as he mounted the +ladder to get that precious book. + +"No, no, I don't want the book at all. I only want to know where the +boy lives who read it. I will pay you gladly," and she pointed to +her money. + +"That isn't necessary," he said. "I don't mind accommodating you when +you ask me politely." + +He looked in the register and found the name Femke had mentioned, with +the address. He showed it to her, and was even going to explain to her +the best way to get there; but Femke was already out the door. The +fellow had difficulty in overtaking her to return the money she had +forgotten on the counter. + +When she reached the address given, Femke learned that the Pieterses +had moved to a "sweller neighborhood." It was quite a distance away; +but Femke was not deterred by that. + +Once at the Pieterses', she was received by the young ladies with a +rough, "What do you want?" + +"Oh, Juffrouw, I wanted to ask about Walter." + +"Who are you?" + +"I am Femke, Juffrouw, and my mother is a wash-woman. I would like +to know if Walter is all right." + +"What have you got to do with Walter?" asked Juffrouw Pieterse, +who had heard the commotion and came down. + +"Ah, Juffrouw, don't be angry--I wanted to know; and my mother knows +that I've come to ask. Walter told me about Telasco, and the girl +that was to die--oh, Juffrouw, tell me if he's sick! I cannot sleep +till I know." + +"That's none of your business. Go, I tell you! I don't want strange +people standing around the door." + +"For mercy's sake, Juffrouw!" cried the girl, wringing her hands. + +"The girl's crazy. Put her out, Trudie, and slam the door!" + +Trudie began to execute the order. Myntje and Pietje got ready to +help her; but the child clung to the balustrade and held her ground. + +"Throw her out! The impudent thing!" + +"Oh, Juffrouw, I'm not impudent. I will go. Just tell me whether +Walter is sick. Tell me, and I will go right now. Just tell me if +he's sick--if, if he's going--to die." + +The poor child began to weep. Anybody else but those Pieterse women +would have been touched at the sight. They were too far up the ladder. + +Plainer people, or nobler people would have understood Femke. Feeling, +sympathy, is like the money in a gambling-place. It doesn't come +to everybody. There wenches and countesses sit side by side; merely +respectable people, who sell shoes made in Paris, are not there. + +"I won't go!" cried Femke. "Oh, God! I won't go! I will know whether +that child is sick!" + +A door was heard opening above; and Walter came in sight. He tumbled +down the steps and fell unconscious at Femke's feet. + +"That boy!" groaned the old lady, while the girls stood as if +transfixed. Femke picked Walter up and carried him upstairs. His +bed was pointed out to her, and she placed him in it. No one had the +courage to run her away when she took a chair by the bedside. If at +this moment the rights of the Pieterses and Femke had been voted upon, +all the votes would have gone to Femke. + +She wept, and stammered "Don't be angry, Juffrouw; but I couldn't +sleep for thinking of him." + + + + +CHAPTER XVII + + +The evening of the birthday party came. All of the Pieterses went, +leaving Walter to be taken care of by Leentje. + +Juffrouw Laps was doing the honors. + +"A strange state of affairs," said the birthday uncle. "And what did +she want?" + +"Oh, goodness, M'neer, I don't know myself. I've told Gertrude a +hundred times that it's too much for me. Just imagine to yourself--such +a thing issuing commands in my house! I told Mina to pitch her out. And +Pietro said----" + +"You ought to have seen me get hold of her," croaked that brave young +woman, showing a blue place on her hand. From this it might have been +inferred that Femke had had hold of Pietro. + +"Just wait till she comes again," cried Gertrude, "and I will attend +to her!" + +"And what will I do for her?" said Mina significantly. + +Every one of them was ready for the fray. That is often the case. If +the vote had been taken now on moral worth, Femke would have been +defeated. + +"A common girl, M'neer!" + +"Worse than common!" + +"How did you get rid of her?" + +"Ah, it wasn't easy. I said----" + +"No, mother, I said----" + +"No, it was I!" + +"But it was I!" + +Each one of them had said something. Everyone wanted to play the +leading role in the interesting drama. + +"I would like to know where the young Mr. van der Gracht is," said +Juffrouw Laps. "Yes, uncle, it's a surprise----" + +Juffrouw Pieterse did not like to be interrupted when she had something +to tell. + +"And so we said--what did we say, Gertrude?" + +"Mother, I said it was a disgrace." + +"Yes, I said so, too. Then that thing asked for cold water, and +when we didn't get it quick enough for her, she ran and fetched it +herself--just as if she were at home! She wet a cloth and put it on +Walter's head. I was amazed at her insolence. When the child came to +she gave him a kiss! Think of it--and all of us standing there!" + +"Yes," cried the three daughters, "think of it--and us standing there!" + +"Then she sat down in front of the bed again and talked to him." + +"Where can the young Mr. van der Gracht be!" sighed Juffrouw +Laps. "It's only because we have a little surprise, uncle." + +"And finally she went away like a princess!" + +"Exactly like a princess," testified the girls; and they did not know +that they were telling the truth. + +"And she told Walter she would come again. But I just want to see +her do it!" + +The door-bell rang. Juffrouw Laps arose; and the catechist van der +Gracht with his son walked into the room. Juffrouw Pieterse didn't +like this; she felt that the star of her narration would pale in the +light of the poem Klaasje had brought with him. And even without a +poem: such dignity, such a carriage, such manners, such a voice! + +"Mynheer and Juffrouwen, may God bless you all this evening! This +is my son Klaas, of whom you have heard, I suppose. He's too close +kin to me for me to praise him; but you understand--when it's the +father--well, all blessings come from above." + +"Yes, uncle, it will be a surprise." + +"Yes, indeed, Juffrouw, a beautiful surprise. I congratulate this +gentleman on the happy return of his natal day. It puts me in the +mood of the psalmist--and I thank God--for Mynheer, everything comes +from above, you know." + +"Take a seat. I thank you," said the host, who understood that he +had been congratulated. "It's cold out, isn't it?" + +"Yes, a little cool; hardly cold. It's just what we call cool, you +understand. The Master gives us weather as he sees fit; and for that +reason I say cool. Everything comes from above." + +To this last statement all assented in audible sighs and thought +themselves pious. What would have happened to him if some poor devil +had announced to them that some things come from below? + +"And now, uncle, what do you say? Shall we begin with the surprise?" + +"Go ahead, niece; what have you got?" + +"Oh, it's only a trifle, Mynheer," put in the catechist. "My son is +a poet. I don't praise him, because he's too close kin to me; but +he's a clever fellow--I can say that without bragging--for everything +comes from above. No, I won't praise him--praise is for the Master +alone. But he's a clever fellow." + +The poet Klaas looked conscious, and sat toying with the bottom button +on his vest. He looked poetical all over. + +"And so, Mynheer, without bragging--get it out, my son. As a father, +Mynheer, I may say that he's a clever fellow; for in the Bible----" + +Klaasje drew a piece of paper from his pocket. + +"In the Bible there is really nothing said about widowers--the Master +has his own good reasons for it--but what does the boy do? He takes +the hint and writes a whole poem on widows." + +Klaasje laid the paper on the table. + +"Yes, I dare say, he has brought into it all the widows mentioned in +the Bible." + +"You see it's a surprise. I told you so," said Juffrouw Laps. + +"Read it, Klaasje! There are seventy, Mynheer, seventy widows. Read, +my boy." + +Klaas pulled at his clothes, arranged his cuffs and began: + + + "The widows that in the Bible appear, + I've brought together in this poem here, + For the birthday that we celebrate + Of him who sadly lost his mate, + Exalting always the Master of Love, + For all that we have comes from above." + + +"That's the prologue," explained the father. + +"Yes, that's the prologue. Now I will read: + + + "Genesis, 38, verse 11, it is said: + At her father-in-law's must the widow have her bed. + Exodus, 20, 22, it is penned: + Widows and orphans thou shalt not offend. + Two verses further he threatens, wrathful and grim + To make widows of all the women that anger him. + Leviticus, 21, verse 14, thou read'st + That a widow won't do for the wife of a priest. + A chapter further, one verse less, we have read, + That a childless widow must eat her father's bread. + From Numbers, 30, verse 10, we clearly infer, + That a widow's vow is sufficient for her." + + +In this style he continued glibly, without any interruption; but when +he came to: + + + "Second Samuel, 20, 3, very clearly outlines, + That as widows must live David's concubines----" + + +Juffrouw Pieterse became restless and had to have an explanation. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, concubines," said van der Gracht senior. "You see +the boy has brought in everything relating to widows." + +"The verses are not the same length," Stoffel complained; and there +is no alternation of masculine and feminine lines." + +"You may be right, Stoffel, for you are a school-teacher; but that's +immaterial to me. These--these con--what shall I say----" + +"Juffrouw Pieterse, you ought not to mock at it," cried Juffrouw Laps. + +"That's right," said the catechist, "all blessings come from above. Go +ahead, Klaas!" + +"No, I will not hear such things--on account of my daughters!" + +The girls were examining their finger nails, and looked preeminently +respectable. + +"Go ahead, Klaas!" + +"If I had known that this was going to happen, I would have left my +daughters at home." + +"But, Juffrouw, it's in the Bible. You're not opposed to the Bible, +are you?" + +"No, but I refuse to hear anything that isn't respectable. My +husband----" + +"Your husband sold shoes. I know it, Juffrouw, but you're not going +to turn against----" + +"I'm not going to do anything against the Bible, but I will not endure +such coarseness. Come, Gertrude, come, children!" + +Juffrouw Pieterse was climbing the ladder of respectability. Moving +out of a side street into one of the principal avenues, giving the +children French names, calling in a doctor whose coachman wears +furs--that is what lifts us up. + + + + +CHAPTER XVIII + + +Walter's illness now took a favorable turn. As soon as he was +strong enough to leave his bed, the whole family noticed that he +had grown. All remarked about it and called each other's attention to +it. No one was better convinced of the fact than Juffrouw Pieterse; for +"that boy" had "outgrown all of his clothes," and it would not be easy +"to fit him out respectably again." So much interesting notoriety and +respectability had been reaped from Walter's illness that it was only +natural that his convalescence should be turned to the best account. + +The child would sit and fill in the colors in pictures. The doctor +had presented him the pictures and a box of colors. The latter, +so Stoffel said, were the genuine English article. + +Oh, such pictures! + +Walter was interested especially by pictures from the opera and the +tragedy. There were pictures from Macbeth, Othello, Lear, Hamlet, +from "The Magic Flute," "The Barber of Seville," "Der Freischuetz," +and from still a few more--each one always more romantic than the +last. In selecting suitable colors for his heroes and heroines, Walter +had the advice of the entire family, including Leentje. Usually there +was disagreement, but that only made the matter more important. In +only two details were they agreed: faces and hands were to have +flesh-color, and lips were to be painted red. It had always been +that way; otherwise, why was it called flesh-color? On account of +this arrangement Hamlet came off rather badly, receiving a much more +animated countenance than was suited to his melancholy. + +"I wish I knew what the dolls mean," said Walter. He was talking +about his pictures. + +"It's only necessary to ask Stoffel," his mother replied. "Wait till +he comes from school." + +Walter asked him. Stoffel--there are more such people in the +world--would never admit that he did not know a thing; and he always +knew how to appear knowing. + +"What the dolls mean? Well, you see--those are, so to say, the pictures +of various persons. There, for instance, the one with a crown on his +head--that is a king." + +"I told you Stoffel could explain them," corroborated his mother. + +"Yes, but I should have liked to know what king, and what he did." + +"Well! There it is at the bottom. You can read it, can't you?" + +"Macbeth?" + +"Certainly. It's Macbeth, a famous king of ancient times." + +"And that one there with a sword in his hand?" + +"Also a king, or a general, or a hero, or something of the +kind--somebody that wants to fight. Perhaps David, or Saul, or +Alexander the Great. That's not to be taken so exactly." + +"And the lady with the flowers? She seems to be tearing them up." + +"That one? Show her to me: Ophelia. Yes, that's Ophelia. Don't +you know?" + +"Yes. Why does she throw the leaves on the ground?" + +"Why? why? The questions you do ask!" + +Here the mother came to the rescue of her eldest son. + +"Yes, Walter, you mustn't ask more questions than anybody can answer." + +Walter did not ask any more questions, but he determined to get to +the bottom of the matter at the first opportunity. His imagination +roamed over immeasurable domains--such an insatiate conqueror was +the little emperor Walter in his night-jacket! + +He associated the heroes of his pictures with the doctor, who had been +so friendly to him, and with his immortal Glorioso. The Peruvian story, +too, furnished a few subjects for his empire. He married Telasco to +Juliet; and the priests of the sun got their rights again. Master +Pennewip received a new wig, but of gold-colored threads, on the +model of the straw crown of a certain King Lear. Persons that he +could see from the window were numbered among his subjects. He had +to do something; and this foreign material was preferable to that in +his immediate surroundings. Even Lady Macbeth, who was washing her +hands and not looking particularly pleasing, seemed to him to be of +a higher order than his mother or Juffrouw Laps. + +In fact, for him those pictures were the greatest things in +the world. He was carried away with the crowns, diadems, plumes, +iron gratings over the faces, with the swords and the daggers with +cross-hilts to swear on--with the trains and puff-sleeves and girdles +with pendents of gold--and the pages. All this had nothing in common +with his everyday surroundings. How is it possible, he thought, that +anyone who has such beautiful pictures should sell them? The doctor +must have inherited them! + +Even if he had known that Lady Macbeth was the personification of +crime, it would still have seemed to him a profanation to bring her +into contact with the plebeian commonness around him. + +All at once something in Ophelia's form reminded him of Femke. She +too could stand that way, plucking the petals from the flowers and +strewing them on the ground. + +He had dim recollections of what had happened, and occasionally he +would ask indifferently about "that girl." He was afraid to speak +her name before Gertrude, Mina, and Pietro. He was always answered in +tones that showed him that there was no room for his romance there; +but he promised himself to visit her as soon as he got up. + +"When you're better you must go to see the doctor and thank him +for curing you--but thank God first; and then you can show him what +you've painted." + +"Of course, mother! I will give her the Prince of Denmark--I mean him, +the doctor." + +"But be careful not to soil it; and don't forget that the ghost of the +old knight must be very pale. Stoffel said so--because it's a ghost, +you see." + +"Yes, mother, I'll make it white." + +"Good. And you'll make the lady there yellow?" pointing with a +knitting-needle to Ophelia. + +"No, no," cried Walter quickly, "she was blue!" + +"She was? Who was?" + +"I only mean that I have so much yellow already, and I wanted to make +her--this one--Ophelia--I wanted to make her blue. That one washing +her hands can stay yellow." + +"So far as I'm concerned," the mother said, "but don't soil it!" + +Stoffel, in the meantime, had got on the track of those pictures. He +was slick and had an inquiring mind. One of his colleagues at school, +who was in some way connected with the stage, told him that such +costume-pictures were of great value to players. He also told him +other things about these pictures and about the play in general. + +It was fortunate for Walter that Stoffel brought this knowledge +home with him. Even to-day there are people who find something +immoral in the words "Theatre" and "Player"; but at that time it was +still worse. The satisfaction, however, of imparting knowledge and +appearing wise put Stoffel in an attitude of mind on this occasion +that ordinarily would have been irreconcilable with that narrowness +which with him took the place of conscience. + +"You see, mother, there are comedies and comedies. Some are sad, +some funny. Some are all nonsense, and there's nothing to be learned +from them; but there are comedies so sad that the people wail when +they see them--even respectable people!" + +"Is it possible!" + +"Yes, and then there are others where there's music and singing. They +are nice, and moral too. They are called operas; and people who +are entirely respectable go there. You see, mother, there's nothing +bad about it; and we ought not to be so narrow. The old Greeks had +comedies, and our professors still study them." + +"Is it possible!" + +"Walter's pictures are from real comedies; but I can't tell all the +details now. I will only say there are good comedies." + +"You must tell Juffrouw Laps. She always says----" + +"And what does she know about it? She never saw a comedy in her life." + +That was the truth; but it was just as true of the Pieterse +family--with the exception of Leentje. + +One afternoon Leentje had complained of a terrible headache and +had left off sewing and gone out. Later it was learned that she had +not spent the evening with her mother; and then there was a perfect +storm. But Leentje would not say where she had been that night. "That +night" was Juffrouw Pieterse's expression, though she knew that the +girl was at home by eleven o'clock. Leentje betrayed nothing. She +had promised the dressmaker next door not to say anything; for the +dressmaker had to be very careful, because her husband was a hypocrite. + +In Leentje's work-box was found a mutilated program; and then one day +she began to sing a song she had never sung before--"I'm full of honor, +I'm full of honor; oh, yes, I'm a man of honor!" + +And then it was all out! She had been to the Elandstraat and had seen +the famous Ivan Gras in a comedy! + +Leentje began to cry and was going to promise never to do so again, +when, to her amazement, she was told that there was nothing wrong in +it, and that even the greatest professors went to see comedies. + +And now she must tell them about it. + +It was "The Child of Love," by Kotzebue, that had greeted her +astonished eyes. + +"There was music, Juffrouw, and they played beautifully; and then the +curtain went up, and there was a great forest, and a woman wept under +a tree. There was a Baron who made her son a prisoner, because he was +a hunter--but he spoke so nice, and his mother, too. The Baron said +he was master on his place, and that he would punish such thieves. He +was in a great rage. And then the mother said--no, somebody else +came and said--but then the curtain went down. The dressmaker bought +waffles that were being passed around, and we drank chocolate. The +dressmaker said that every day wasn't a feast day. A man sat behind us +and explained everything and took our cups when they were empty. Then +the band played, 'Pretty girls and pretty flowers.'" + +"Shame!" cried the three young ladies. For it was a common street song. + +"And then the curtain went up again of its own accord; but the +gentleman behind us said somebody raised it--perhaps the 'Child of +Love' himself, for he was not in prison when the curtain was down. The +dressmaker gave him a peppermint-drop, and he said: 'Watch the stage, +Juffrouw, for you have paid to see it.' It cost twelve stivers, +without the waffles and chocolate. Then the Baron said--but I can't +tell it all exactly as it was. I will only say that the old woman +wept all the time, and she could not be reconciled, because she was so +unhappy. You see, Juffrouw, the child of love was her own child; and it +was also the Baron's child of love. That was bad--because it was just +a child of love, you see; and that is always bad. He had no papers, +no credentials; nor the mother, either. And he was to die because he +had hunted. Oh, it was beautiful, Juffrouw! And then the curtain went +down again and we ate another waffle. The gentleman behind us said it +was well that they gave plays with prison scenes in them. There were +so many bad people in the hall, such as pickpockets and the like, +and this would be a warning for them. The dressmaker was going to +offer him another mint-drop, when she saw that her box was gone. It +was silver. The gentleman said of course some pickpocket had taken it." + +"He was the pickpocket!" exclaimed several. + +Leentje was indignant at the idea. + +"No, no! Don't say that; it's a sin. He was a very respectable +gentleman, and addressed me as Juffrouw, just as he did the +dressmaker. He tried to find the thief. He asked where the Juffrouw +lived, and said that if he found the box he would bring it to her. He +wore a fancy vest--no, no, no. Don't say that of him!" + +"Well, tell some more about the child of love." All were interested. + +"Oh, the music was so nice! And a gentleman showed them with a stick +how to play." + +"But tell us about the comedy!" + +"That is not so easy. It was very beautiful. It must be seen; it can't +be told. The Baron saw that the hunter in prison was his own son; +because a long time before, you see, that is--formerly, he had been +acquainted with--you understand----" + +Poor Leentje turned as red as fire, and left her audience in a +temporary suspense. + +"Yes, he had known the old woman formerly, and then they were good +friends, and were often together--I will just tell it that way--and +they were to marry, but something came between them; and so--and--for +that reason the comedy was called the 'Child of Love.'" + +Walter listened with as much interest as the others; but he was less +affected than the girls, who sat quietly staring into space. Stoffel +felt called upon to say something. + +"That's it! He abused her chastity--that's the way it's spoken of--and +she was left to bear the disgrace. The youth of to-day cannot be +warned enough against this. How often have I told the boys at school!" + +"Listen, Walter, and pay attention to what Stoffel says!" + +Encouraged by the approval of his mother, Stoffel continued. + +"Yes, mother, virtue must be revered. That is God's will; and what God +does is well done. Of all sins sensual pleasure is--a very great sin, +because it is forbidden; and because all sins are punished, either +in this world or in the next." + +"Do you hear, Walter?" + +"Here, or in the next world, mother! Innocent pleasure, yes; but +sensual pleasure--it is forbidden! It loosens all the ties of human +society. You see that such a comedy can be very fine. Only you must +understand it properly--that's the idea." + +"And what did the Baron do then?" + +"Ah, Juffrouw, what shall I say! He talked a whole lot to the old +woman, and was very sad because he had--away back there--because +he had----" + +"Seduced her," added Stoffel, seeing that Leentje couldn't find the +word. "That's what it's called." + +"Yes, that's what she said, too; and he promised never to do it +again. And then he told the child of love always to follow the path +of virtue, and that he would marry the old woman. She was satisfied +with the arrangement." + +"I suppose so," cried the three girls in a breath. "She will be a +rich baroness!" + +"Yes," said Leentje, "she became a great lady. And then the child of +love fell on the Baron's neck; and they played 'Bridal Wreath.' The +'Child of Love' became a hussar and sang, 'I'm full of honor, I'm +full of honor; Oh, I'm a man of honor!' I don't know what became of +the old Baron. And then we went home; but the dressmaker took no more +pleasure in the play now, because her silver box was gone. I don't +know whether the gentleman ever brought it to her, or not." + +The play was out. + +The girls thought: "Baroness!" + +Stoffel was thinking: "Virtue!" + +The mother's thoughts ran: "Twelve stivers for a ticket, and waffles +and chocolate extra!" + +Walter was saying to himself: "A hunter! A whole year in the forest, +in the great forest, and alone. I'd like to do it, too." + +He took up his brush and looked at Ophelia: "To be alone in the great +forest with--Femke!" + +But the theatre question was far from being settled. Leentje had to +clear up many doubtful points yet. For instance, Pietro wanted to +know how old the woman was when the Baron finally married her. Leentje +thought she must have been about sixty. + +Also Juffrouw Laps had to express her opinion. She declared that she +was opposed to everything "worldly," and insisted that Walter be sent +to church. + +Later she got into a big dispute over the theatre with Master +Pennewip, whom Stoffel had brought in to reinforce his position. He +had brought with him "Floris the Fifth," that powerful comedy by the +noble Bilderdyk. With many declensions and conjugations and remarks +on rhyme and metre, he explained, firstly, that "Floris the Fifth" +was a play from which much could be learned; and, secondly, that the +theatre was something very moral and thoroughly respectable. + +To be sure, he failed to convince Juffrouw Laps. Nor was Walter +greatly impressed by that masterpiece, despite the fact that there +were three deaths in it. He much preferred the beautiful story of +Glorioso, or the Peruvian story--or even Little Red Riding Hood. + + + + +CHAPTER XIX + + +Walter had been to church: that was now behind him. Stoffel thought +the pastor had preached a beautiful sermon, and said that "in a way +all he said could be accepted." He hoped that it would "bear fruit." + +"Yes," said the mother, "and he mustn't tear his new breeches +again. They cost too much hard work for that." + +As a matter of fact the "hard work" done in the Pieterse family +might be regarded as a negligible quantity. There was the necessary +housework, and the usual complaining--or boasting, if you will--but +this was to be expected. + +That Walter had postponed his visit to go to church was a result of +the frightful threats of Juffrouw Laps. She cited Second Chronicles +xvi. 12, and in the face of this text the Pieterses were not able +successfully to defend their new and more liberal position. Juffrouw +Pieterse could only say that the Bible was not to be interpreted that +way, as if everything in it applied to a given individual. + +But Juffrouw Laps stuck to it, that if one has faith and grace one +may come through all right; whereupon Juffrouw Pieterse expressed +her willingness at all times to take advice. + +"Those are the essential things; through them we are saved! And--send +him to me the first of the week. Or he can come Sunday, but after +church. Then he can tell me about the sermon, even if the pastors +are--but what does a child know about it!" + +Juffrouw Laps didn't think much of pastors. She held that people +with grace in their hearts can understand God's word without Greek +and Latin. + +"Yes, Sunday after church. I will count upon it." And in order to +make her invitation more insistent she mentioned certain sweets that +she usually served her guests at that time. + +Supposing that Juffrouw Laps was really anxious for Walter to come, +we must admit that she showed deep knowledge of boy-nature. + +As for Walter, he was afraid to be alone with this pious lady. For +him she was the living embodiment of all the plagues that are made +use of in the Old Testament to convert rebellious tribes to the true +faith. For instance, thunder and lightning, pestilence, abysses, +boils, flaming swords, etc. + +If he had had the courage he would have asked her just to deposit +the promised dainties somewhere outside of her flat. He would find +them then. But he didn't have the courage. + +"And why didn't you go?" asked the mother when Stoffel's enthusiasm +over the sermon had begun to die down. + +Walter said he had a pain in his stomach, which children always have +when they want to bridge over disagreeable duties. With a better +understanding between the parents and children this disease would be +less frequent. + +"I don't believe you have any pain in your stomach," declared the +mother. "It's only because you're a bad child and never do what you're +told to do." + +Stoffel agreed with her; and then a council of war was held. Walter +was condemned to go to Juffrouw Laps's at once; and he went. + +Expecting some terrible ordeal, he was greatly embarrassed and confused +by the show of friendliness with which he was received. + +"And you did come, my dear boy! But you are so late! Church has been +out a long time. See what I have for you, expressly for you!" + +She thrust him into a chair at the table and shoved all sorts of +sweets over to him. Walter's embarrassment increased; and he felt +even less at ease when she began to stroke him and call him pet names. + +"Now, tell me about the sermon," she said, when the child tried +to escape the tenderness and affection to which he was not +accustomed. "What did the pastor say?" + +"The text----" + +"But that's all right--afterwards, when your mouth is empty. You must +eat a few cakes first. Nobody can do everything at once. There is +chocolate; and you're to have a little dram, too. I've always said +that you are a nice boy; but they're forever plaguing you so. But +you're not eating enough; do just as if you were at home." + +For Walter that was not the right expression. At home! + +His first surprise over Walter began to be possessed by a feeling of +fear. Why, he could not have told to save him. + +Suddenly he got up and declared that his mother had told him not to +stay long. + +There wasn't a word of truth in it. Juffrouw Laps protested, but +Walter held his ground. Despite all of that kindness Walter was able +to escape from the enemy. + +Promising "to come back soon" he ran down the steps and into the +street. + +An indescribable feeling of freedom regained thrilled through him. He +had escaped. It was incomprehensible even to him. Never had he been +received so kindly, so cordially; never had he been treated in a +manner approaching this. But why his antipathy? When he left she +was going to kiss him, but he managed to dodge her. Why? He didn't +know. But it made him shudder to think of it. + +Should he go home now? What excuse could he give for coming back +so soon? + +Involuntarily he bent his steps toward Ash Gate. It was not his +intention to visit Femke--not at all, really not! For he didn't have +his Ophelia with him--proof conclusive that when he left home he had +not thought of Femke. + +And when he came in sight of his mills on the Buitensingel--oh, +they were silent! Was there no wind? Or were they observing Sunday? + +The Buitensingel was full of people taking a Sunday stroll. Walter +followed the small stream, which led him towards Femke's house. Soon he +stood before the low enclosure; but he did not dare to go in. Why? He +put the blame on the absent Ophelia. + +"If I only had that picture here I'd certainly go in!" + +That is questionable. Even with the picture he would have probably +been just as shy. He didn't know what he ought to say--or, better, +whether he could say anything, or not. He reflected. Suppose Femke's +mother should ask, "Did you want anything?" + +We--yes, the "gentle reader" and I--we should have known what to +answer. I wonder if our wisdom would have been wiser than the stupidity +of the child, who stood irresolute and hesitating before the fence? + +He stood staring at the house, his mouth wide open. His knees trembled, +his heart fluttered, his tongue was dry. + +A small column of smoke curling up from the chimney aroused him. What +if a fire should break out! Then he would have to go in. He would +rescue her, and carry her away in his arms--far, far away--to the end +of the world, or at least outside of the town! Just anywhere where +the people wear red velvet and green silk, where the gentlemen carry +big swords and the ladies wear long trains. They would be so becoming +to Femke. And she should ride horseback, and he would follow her--no, +he would ride by her side, with a falcon on his hand! + +If a fire should break out! + +But Walter saw that the house was in no danger. This smoke came from +the kitchen. He noticed other houses in the neighborhood where cooking +seemed to be going on, and everywhere the chimneys were bearing witness +to activities below which were presumably similar to those of Femke. + +Finally a crowd of fellows came along who had evidently been stopping +at one of those establishments where "refreshments" are served. They +had been greatly refreshed, and in their exuberance of freshness, +so to say, they crowded Walter away from the fence and took him along +with them for a little way. + +He was easily reconciled to this; for why, he thought, should he +stand there and watch the smoke? There wasn't going to be any fire; +and then he didn't have Ophelia with him. + +But to-morrow! To-morrow he would bring that picture with him! And +then he wouldn't stand at the fence like a baby. + +He felt ashamed when he thought of his friends in their gay colors, +or in armor, with plumes and swords. Those kings and knights and +pages--they had been courageous, otherwise they never would have +received such high orders and distinctions. Unless there were some +change, he felt that he would never be pictured like that. + +However, he expected that such a change would come--without doubt, +surely, certainly, truly! The further he went, the more determined +he became to go in the next day and put on a bold front and say: +"Good-day, Juffrouw, how do you do?" + +It was more difficult for him to decide what he would say to Femke. + +He made up various little speeches in the manner of Floris the +Fifth. In case Femke shouldn't like them he was going to say, "Why, +that is from our greatest poet." + +And then he would ask her to explain a lot of mysterious words +in Floris that he hadn't understood--for instance, "fast fellow," +"coverture," "chastity," and others. + +Walter's development was determined by his desire to know things. His +feeling for Femke, which was hardly real love, was subordinated to +his thirst for knowledge. He knew that he couldn't get much from her, +especially book-learning; but it was a pleasure merely to discuss +things with her, even if she knew nothing about them. + +He was curious to know all that she might have to tell him, or to ask +him; for no doubt she too had been saving up her impressions for her +first friend. But, alas! he was not so certain of her friendship! True, +when he was sick she had asked about him; but perhaps she was just +passing by, and thought how easy it would be to ring the bell and ask, +"How is Walter?" + +Still it had taken courage to do it. What would Mungo Park have said +if he had seen him hesitating before the gate! Walter knew that wasn't +the way to conquer the world. + +And if anybody had asked Mungo Park: "What do you want in Africa?" + +Well, he would have answered. Such a traveller in such a book is +never embarrassed. + +Then Walter began to address all sorts of remarks to negro kings +that he had conquered with lance and sword. All the women kissed his +hand as he rode by on his bay, with fiery red caparison. He inquired +patronizingly after those good girls who had nursed him in his illness, +"because the strange white man was far from mother and sisters and +had no home." He would reward them princely. + +In all this conquered land Walter was king and Femke was--queen! How +magnificent the big red velvet cloak would look on her--and the +gold crown! + +Conquering continents was easy. He was scarcely thirteen; and yet +he was afraid that somebody might get ahead of him while he was +being detained by the treacherous Pennewip with declensions and +conjugations. And, then there were still more things to learn before +one could be king, even of a small country. Pocket-change would have +to be increased too, for, with all possible economy, six doits a week +were insufficient. The Hallemans--well, they had more; but fortunately +they were not thinking of Africa. For the present he was not afraid +of any competition from that quarter; but other children, nearer the +"grown-up" stage, might get the idea in their heads! And then, what +would he do to keep his mother from guessing when he made his trips +into the "interior" longer, and stayed out later than was allowed by +the regulations of the Pieterse household? + +It was a difficult matter, but he would manage it. + +All that might happen to him and Femke in Africa would be read +afterwards in pretty little books with colored pictures. He already +saw himself sitting on a throne, and Femke by his side. She was not +proud; she was willing for everybody to know--all those kneeling +before her--that she had been a poor wash-girl. She had become queen +because Walter had loved her; and now they needn't kneel any more. + +On special occasions--well, of course, that was different; for +instance, when his mother and Stoffel came to visit him. They should +see how all the people honored him--and Femke whom they had treated so +badly. But once would be enough; then he would forgive them everything +and build them a big house with water-barrels and wash-tubs. For +Pennewip he would build a big schoolhouse, with desks and ink-bottles +and copy-books and wall maps of Europe and tables of the new weights +and measures. Then the old master could give instruction from early +in the morning till late at night--or even all night. + +He was just puzzling over how he was going to reconcile Master +Pennewip and the dusky young African to one another when Leentje +opened the door. + +Without noticing it he had got home and rung the +door-bell. Unsuspectingly he fell into an environment quite different +from that in which he had moved for the last half hour. He scarcely +understood what his mother meant when she asked him how the visit +turned out, and whether Juffrouw Laps was satisfied with his report +on the sermon. + +Sermon? Laps? He was unprepared for such an examination. He stammered +out a sort of miscellaneous and irrelevant jumble of words, but +fortunately containing nothing about Africa. + +It now developed that in the meantime there had been a sudden change +in certain details of religious belief. + +"You see, mother?" said Stoffel. "Just as I've always said, it +would take a lawyer to explain anything to suit her. She always +knows better----" + +"That's so," answered the mother. "She's cracked or crazy. Now, +just tell me, Stoffel, if anyone can expect such a child to remember +everything a preacher says. I can't do it myself; and you can't do it, +either. Master Pennewip can't do it. I tell you, nobody can do it. And +to require that of such a child! She just wants to play the professor; +that's the reason she does it." + +Stoffel was of the same opinion. Encouraged by his sympathy the mother +became eloquent. + +"I would like to know what she's thinking about; or if she thinks +she's a pastor. With all her biblical quotations! And then to torment +a child hardly out of a sick bed--it's a disgrace. You don't need to +go to her. What business have you got with her? I tell you----" + +Here it occurred to her that she herself had compelled Walter to go, +and she interrupted this line of thought to scold Walter and tell him +to get out of his Sunday breeches. Her dissatisfaction with herself +expressed itself further in a funeral oration on Walter's last suit, +which had cost so much "hard work." + +"And then to let that child sit there for an hour without anything +to eat or drink! She would----" + +Walter's feeling for justice couldn't let that pass. He assured them +that on the contrary--and then that excessive kindness got in his way +again. In his confusion he went into all the details of the chocolate. + +"Well! Why didn't you say so at once? But it's all the same. I was +going to add that she ought to have given you something to eat. That's +the way such folks are--always grumbling about others and they won't +see themselves. I believe in grace too, and when I have my housework +done I like to hear the Scripture read--but to be everlastingly and +eternally prating about it? No, that isn't religion. What do you say, +Stoffel? One must work part of the time. Walter! aren't you going +to pull off those new breeches? I've told him a dozen times. Trudie, +give him his old ones!" + +Walter changed his breeches; but he promised himself that in Africa +he would wear Sunday breeches every day. + + + + +CHAPTER XX + + +The next day Walter rang the doctor's door-bell. His heart was in a +flutter, for the doctor lived in an imposing house. He was admitted +and, after he had been announced, was told just to come upstairs. + +The maid conducted Walter to the "study," where the doctor was busy +performing one of his paternal duties: he was teaching his children. + +There were three. A boy, somewhat older than Walter, sat alone in one +corner writing at a small table. The other two, a boy of Walter's +age and a girl that seemed to be a few years younger, stood before +the table behind which the doctor was sitting. On the table stood a +large globe, evidently the subject of discussion. This became clear +to Walter later, for, as far as he knew, he had never seen such a +large ball. He didn't know that there was any other way to explain +the location of countries except by means of maps. Thus he noticed +in the room all sorts of things that he didn't understand till later. + +When the maid opened the door of the room he heard the voices of +the children, and also that of the father. He even heard laughter; +but when he walked in all became as still as death. The two children +at the table stood like soldiers. There was something so comical in +their attitude that Walter could have laughed at them if he hadn't +been so embarrassed. Even the girl had a touch of official earnestness +in her face more striking than he had seen it in older people, even +at church. While the doctor was welcoming Walter and offering him +a chair, the boy stood with hands clapped down on the seams of his +trousers as if he expected someone to say, "Right about--face!" or, +"Forward, column right, march!" + +The larger boy in the corner had only looked up once, but with +that peculiarly hostile expression which distinguishes man from +other animals--to the disadvantage of the former. It is noticeable +especially in children--sometimes in women. + +"I'm glad to see you, my boy. It was nice of you to come. What have +you there?"--then he turned to the little soldiers. + +"Remind me afterward to tell you at dinner something about Olivier +van Noort. William, you can think of it, can't you?" + +Walter squinted at his Lady Macbeth, and was so embarrassed that he +was helpless to present it to the doctor. The room was so magnificent; +and the furnishings--the big cases full of books! His picture seemed +so common and ugly that, if he could have done so, he would have +swallowed it. + +At home they had taught him how he must stand and sit and speak; +and now he stood there, as awkward as a cow, stammering and +stuttering. Making a supreme effort he managed to get it out that he +had "come to thank the doctor" for his recovery--"but God first"! + +The two soldiers bit their lips; and even the doctor found it difficult +to keep a straight face. + +"God first! Well said, my boy. Have you already thanked God?" + +"Yes, M'nheer, every evening in bed, and yesterday at church." + +Little Sietske unable to control herself any longer had to laugh +outright. Her laughter threatened to become contagious. William was +busier than usual with his nose; Hermann had come to life and was +eyeing Walter slyly. + +"Order!" thundered the doctor, giving the table a rap with a ruler +that made the globe tremble. Walter was frightened. "Order! This is +a nice caper during study-hours." + +The clock began to strike. Sietske seemed to be counting, for at +every stroke she raised a finger. + +"I am going to----" + +"Five!" she cried. "All my fingers--just look, five! Five o'clock, +papa--Tyrant! Hurrah, hurrah!" + +Both boys joined in the uproar. It was a quodlibet from "Gaudeamus +igitur," "Vive la joie," and "God save the king." Forward, all! Vive +la vacance! A bas les tyrans! Revenge! * * * * + +The children were determined to have their well earned romp; and they +had it. Walter rubbed his eyes, and would not believe his ears. It +was beyond his comprehension. * * * * + +"That will do now," said the doctor. "Come, mamma is waiting +dinner--and you, too, my boy!" + +William took Sietske on his back and Hermann mounted the father. Thus +they descended the stairs, Walter bringing up the rear. Lady Macbeth +had disappeared, being now crumpled up in Walter's breast-pocket. + +Walter was nonplussed. Was this the same man who used the gold +pen?--whose coachman wore the furs? + +How was it possible? Was it a dream, that he and all the family had +looked on this man and simply been overcome by his dignity? + +He couldn't understand it. + +Again the atmosphere of the dining-room was quite different from that +of the schoolroom, either before or directly after five. + +"Present the young gentleman to your mamma," said the doctor, turning +to William. + +"May I do it?" asked Sietske. + +Doctor Holsma nodded, and the little girl took Walter by the hand and +conducted him to a lady who sat at the head of the table preparing +the salad. + +"Mamma, this is a young gentleman--oh, I must know your name. What +is your name?" + +"Walter Pieterse." + +"This is Mr. Walter Pieterse, who has come to thank papa, because +he--he was sick; and he--the young gentleman is going to stay for +dinner, papa?"--the doctor nodded again--"and he's going to stay for +dinner, mamma." + +"With mamma's consent," said the father. + +"Yes, with mamma's consent." + +Mevrouw Holsma spoke to Walter kindly and offered him a chair. It +was necessary, too. + +Everything seemed so princely to Walter that he was glad to be +seated. Three-fourths of his little figure was hidden under the +table. That was something gained. He was amazed at almost everything +he saw and heard. He folded his hands. + +"Do you want to say a grace, little man?" asked the doctor. + +"Yes, M'nheer," Walter stammered. + +"A good custom. Do you always do that at the table?" + +"Yes, always--at warm meals, M'nheer!" + +Those children had been taught good manners. Nobody smiled. + +Walter bowed his head for a moment; and the doctor took advantage +of the opportunity to give the children a look of warning. They +remembered; and, if afterwards Walter discovered that he had cut a +singular figure in this household, they were not to blame. + +"You do well to do it," said Holsma. "We don't do it; and perhaps we +do well not to." + +"Certainly," said the mother. "Everyone must act according to his +own conviction." + +This simple statement moved Walter more than any of them could have +imagined. He--a conviction! That short sentence of Mevrouw Holsma +attributed to him a dignity and importance that was strange to him, +and gave him a right he had never thought of before. Through the soup +he was thinking continually: "I may have a conviction!" + +It never occurred to him that a thing could be interpreted otherwise +than it was interpreted for him by his mother or Stoffel, or some +other grown-up person. The whole question of praying, or not praying, +did not appear so important to him as this new fact, that he could +have a conviction. His heart swelled. + +The doctor, who understood Walter, recalled him from his thoughts. + +"Everyone must act according to his conviction; and in order to come +to a conviction one has to reflect a long time over the matter. I +am convinced that our little guest would like to eat some of those +peas. Pass them to him, Sietske." + +Walter had grasped the import of Holsma's words, and also the meaning +of this transition to the peas. Walter felt--without putting his +feelings into words--that the pedantry of the schoolroom had been put +aside at five o'clock, and that his host merely wanted to give him a +friendly warning against dogmatic bigotry, without tainting the fresh, +wholesome atmosphere of the dining-room. + +Despite his shy, retiring nature--or, better, in connection with this +characteristic--Walter was an extremely intelligent boy. This fact +had escaped almost everybody he had come in contact with because of +his lack of self-confidence, which prevented him from revealing his +true self. He usually seemed to comprehend more slowly than others; +but this was because he was less easily satisfied with the result of +his thinking. His mind was exacting of knowledge. During Walter's +sickness Holsma had remarked this peculiarity of the boy, and his +interest had been enlisted at once. + +Walter's shyness was due in a great measure to the manner in which +he had been taught what little he knew. Everything his teachers +taught him was looked upon by them as something immutable and +irrefutable. Twice two is four, Prince so-and-so is a hero, good +children go to heaven, God is great, the Reform Church represents the +true faith, etc., etc. It was never hinted to him that there was any +room for doubt. Indeed, he was led to believe that his desire to know +more about things was improper and even sinful. + +After all those extraordinary occurrences in the study, Walter was +prepared to expect almost anything in the way of the unusual, but +that William and Hermann, and even little Sietske, were allowed to +help their plates to whatever they wanted--that was more wonderful +to him than the aerial voyage of Elias. With Genevieve in the famous +wilderness--yes, even in Africa it couldn't be any more free and +easy. He was continually surprised and taken off his guard by the +unwonted and unexpected. In fact, his thoughts were so far away that +when during dessert the little girl passed him a saucer of cream---- + +Ye gods, it happened and--I must tell it. Oh, if like the +chroniclers of old, I might put the blame on some privy councilor, +"who unfortunately advised," etc. + +But what privy councilor in the whole world could have advised Walter +to let that porcelain spoon tilt over the edge of the saucer and fall +into Sietske's lap! He did it, he! + +Oh, how sad it was. He had just begun to pull himself up in his +chair. Another moment and he would have actually been sitting. Perhaps +he might have said something soon. The name of a certain country in +Africa, which Sietske could not remember a moment before, had occurred +to him. It was not that he might seem smarter than Sietske that he +was going to speak out. No, it was only that he might seem a little +less stupid than himself. But now--that miserable spoon! + +Before he had time to wonder how his awkwardness would be received, +Sietske was talking along smoothly about something else--just as if +this little "catastrophe" was a matter of course. + +"Papa, you were going to tell us something about Olivier van Noort." + +She arose, wiped off her little skirt and fetched Walter another +spoon from the buffet. + +"Yes, papa, Olivier van Noort! You promised it, papa." + +All urged him to tell the story. Even Mevrouw Holsma manifested great +interest in it. Walter was aware that this conversation was intended +to cover up his accident. He was moved; for he was not accustomed to +anything like this. As Sietske took her seat again she noticed a tear +creeping down across his cheek. + +"Mamma, I got a silver spoon. That's just as good, isn't it? These +porcelain things are so heavy and awkward. They've fallen out of my +hand three times; and Hermann can't manage them, either." + +The mother nodded to her. + +"And how it is with Olivier van Noort?" + +The door-bell rang, and almost immediately afterwards a gentleman +entered the room who was greeted by the children as Uncle Sybrand. + +The host now invited all to the garden and sent Hermann to the study +for a book. + +"You young rascal, don't you go now and maliciously break that +globe. It can't help it." + +Then came the story of Admiral Olivier van Noort and the poor +Vice-Admiral Jan Claesz van Ilpendam, who was put ashore in the Strait +of Magellan for insubordination. It interested all, and called forth +a lively discussion, in which the entire family as well as the guests +took part. + + + + +CHAPTER XXI + + +To readers of a certain class of fiction it will no doubt seem strange +if I say that Walter's visit to the Holsma family influenced greatly +his spiritual development. Not immediately; but a seed had been planted +which was to grow later. He saw now that after all independent thought +was possible, even if he could not yet allow himself that luxury. The +mere knowledge that there were other opinions in the world than those +of his daily mentors was a long stride forward. + +He was depressed on account of his lack of knowledge. Those children +knew so much more than he did; and this made him sad. + +They had spoken of someone who was startled to find footprints. Who +was it? The child had never heard of Defoe's hermit. He asked Stoffel. + +"Footprints? Footprints? Well, you must tell me what footprints you +mean--whose footprints. You must give names when you ask questions." + +"That's right," said the mother, "when you want to know anything +you must mention names. And Mevrouw made the salad herself? Well, +that's strange. The girl must have been out somewhere." + +As to other "strange" things, which were not likely to meet the +approbation of his family, Walter was silent. Not a word about +that Saturnalia, or the omission of grace at a "warm meal"! Nor +did he mention the liberties that were allowed the children, or the +freedom with which they joined in the conversation. Perhaps it was +a superfluous precaution. That bearskin would have been excused for +many shortcomings. + +Juffrouw Pieterse asked repeatedly if he had been "respectable." Walter +said he had, but without knowing exactly what she meant. That affair +with the spoon--had it been respectable? He didn't care to have this +question decided--at least by his mother. But it was nice of Sietske; +and wouldn't he have done the same? + +He learned that the day was approaching when he must return to +school. More than ever he felt that this source of knowledge was +insufficient for him; but opposition was not to be thought of. He +was dissatisfied with himself, with everything. + +"I shall never amount to anything," he sighed. + +His Lady Macbeth seemed uglier to him than ever. He tore her up. And +Ophelia? + +Goodness! He hadn't thought of Femke the whole day. Was it because +she was only a wash-girl, while the doctor's children were so +aristocratic? Walter censured himself. + +He took advantage of the first opportunity to pay his debt in that +quarter. For he felt that it was a debt; and this consciousness gave +him courage. Picture in hand, he passed the familiar fence this time +and knocked boldly on the door. His heart was thumping terribly; +but he must do it! In a moment he stood before Femke. The lady of +his heart was quietly darning stockings. It is hard on the writer; +but this little detail was a matter of indifference to Walter. + +"Oh!" she cried, extending her hand. "Mother, this is the young +gentleman we saw that time--the little boy who was so sick. And how +are you now? You look pale." + +"Take a seat, little boy," said the mother. "Yes, you do look +pale. Worms, of course." + +"No, no, mother. The child has had nervous fever." + +"All right--fever, then; but it could be from worms. Give him a cup, +Femke. It won't hurt you to drink coffee; but if it were worms----" + +Mrs. Claus's worms were more in Walter's way than the stockings. + +"Where does your mother have her washing done?" she asked. "Not that +I want to pump you--not at all. But if she isn't satisfied with her +wash-woman--it sometimes happens, you understand. Everybody must +look out for himself; and I just thought I'd mention it. Whenever +there are any ink-spots Femke takes them out with oxalic acid; and +it never makes any holes--yes, it did happen once, and we had to pay +for a pair of cuffs. You can ask Femke." + +The fact was, he wanted to ask Femke something else; and she knew +it. The story of Aztalpa had left its marks on her mind. But she +was hampered very much like Walter was at home. She couldn't say, +"Mother, speak a bit more Peruvian!" So she simply asked what the +roll was that he had in his hand. + +Walter was confused, but he managed to stammer that it was a present +for her. Femke said she would always take good care of the picture. + +"Yes," said the mother, "and you must iron out those creases. We iron, +too, little boy, and we deliver the clothes ready to put on. Nobody can +complain. You can tell your mother. And your collar--it isn't ironed +nicely--and such bluing! Ask Femke. Femke, isn't the blue in stripes?" + +His collar not ironed nicely? and blued in stripes? And the infallible +Pietro had laundered it! Even here, were there differences in method +and conception? And in this respect, too, was the Pieterse tradition +not the only one that brought happiness? + +Femke was on nettles. She studied Ophelia, wondering who she was, +and tried to turn the conversation. At last something occurred to +her. It was necessary for her to run some errand or other, and "the +young gentleman" could "accompany" her a part of the way. + +"As far as I'm concerned," said the mother. + +The young couple retired, taking one of those ways which in the +neighborhood of Amsterdam are simply called "the ways." That is all +they are. Whoever walks there for pleasure must take a good stock of +impressions with him, in order to escape tedium. + +But Walter and Femke were not lacking in this respect. Walter had +so much to tell Femke that he could scarcely hope to get through; +and she, too, had thought of him more than she was willing to admit, +and more than he had any idea of. She began by saying that she hadn't +told her mother of her unfriendly reception by Walter's mother and +sisters, because she didn't want her mother---- + +"Oh, Femke--and you thought I would come?" + +"Yes." said Femke, hesitating, but still with a readiness that +delighted Walter. "Yes, of course I expected to see you again. And +I had a mass said for your recovery." + +"Really?" said Walter, who hardly knew what it meant. "You did that +for me?" + +"Yes, and I prayed, too. I should have been sad if you had died. For +I believe you are a good boy." + +"I ought to have come sooner; and I wanted to, but--Femke, I was +afraid." + +He related to her how he had been near her on Sunday. The girl +attributed his timidity to his diffidence toward her mother. + +"My mother is a good woman. She wouldn't hurt anybody, but--you +understand. She doesn't mix with people much. I understand the +world better, because, you see, I was a nurse for three weeks. I was +only substituting; I was too young to be a real nurse. It was at a +relation's of ours, where the girl was sick. You know we really come +of a good family. But that makes no difference. Tell me, are you well +and strong again?" + +Walter told her now all about his sickness, and soon he came +involuntarily to the thing that gave him most trouble, his defective +knowledge. + +"All the children know French; but at our school it isn't taught. It's +impossible to be a great man without knowing French." + +Walter had difficulty in explaining to her that he meant something +other than the possession of three houses, though that might not +be bad. + +"I should like--you understand? I should like--yes--I should like--how +shall I explain?" + +The sovereignty of Africa was on the end of his tongue; but he didn't +have the courage to put his dreams into words. + +"You know, Femke, that we live here in Europe. Now, down there in the +south, far away--I will draw it for you. We can sit down here and I +will show you exactly what I mean." + +He selected some small sticks suitable for making outlines on the +ground, then he and Femke sat down on a low pile of boards. He +proceeded to scratch up the sand for some distance around. + +"That is Europe. The earth is round; that is, it consists of +two halves, like a doughnut. You see, it looks like a pair of +spectacles. With that half we are not concerned. That's America. You +can put your feet on it if you want to. Here is where we live; there +is England; and here is Africa. The people there are uncivilized. They +can't read, and they don't wear many clothes. But when a traveler +comes along they are very nice to him--the book says so. I'm going +down there and teach all the people to read and give them clothes and +see to it that there is no injustice done in the whole land. And then +we will----" + +"I, too?" asked Femke in amazement. + +"Why, certainly! I wanted to ask you if you were willing to go with +me. We will be man and wife, you understand; so when I get to be king +you will be----" + +"I? Queen?" + +She laughed. Involuntarily she rose and trampled to pieces all the +kingdoms that Walter had just laid at her feet. + +"But--won't you be my wife?" + +"Oh, you boy! How did you get such nonsense into your head? You are +still a child!" + +"Will you wait then till I'm grown up? Will you let me be your friend?" + +"Certainly! Only you mustn't think of that nonsense--not that you may +not go to Africa later. Why not? Many people go on journeys. Formerly +there lived a carpenter near us, and he went to the Haarlem with his +whole family. But--marrying!" + +She laughed again. It pained Walter. The poor boy's first proposal +was turning out badly. + +Suddenly Femke became serious. + +"I know that you are a good boy; and I think a great deal of you." + +"And I!" cried Walter. "Femke, I have thought of you all the time--when +I was sick--in my fever--I don't know what I thought of in my fever, +but I think it must have been you. And I talked to the picture I +painted for you as if it were you; and that picture answered like you +and looked like you. I was Kusco and Telasco, and you were Aztalpa, +the daughter of the sun. Tell me, Femke, may I be your friend?" + +The girl reflected a moment; and in her pure, innocent heart +she felt the desire to do good. Was that seventeen-year-old girl +conscious of the influence that Walter's childish soul exerted upon +her? Scarcely. But she wanted to give him a less cruel answer. + +"Certainly, certainly you shall be my friend. But--but----" + +She was hunting for some excuse that would not hurt him, and still let +him see the difference in their ages. He had grown during his illness, +to be sure, but still--she could have carried him on her arm. And he +had dreamed of rescuing her from a fire! + +"My friend, yes. But then you must do everything that I require." + +"Everything, everything! Tell me quick what I can do for you." + +It was painful for the girl. She didn't know what she should require; +but she was under the necessity of naming something. She had always +heard that it was good for children to study hard. What if she should +spur him on to do that? + +"Listen, Walter. Just for fun I told my mother that you were the best +in school." + +"I?" cried Walter abashed. + +"Study hard and be the first in school inside the next three months," +said Femke to the conqueror of continents, unaware of the sarcasm +that lay in her words. "Otherwise, you see, my mother might think +I had made fun of you; and I don't want that to happen. If you will +only do that----" + +"I will do it, Femke!" + +"Then you must go home and begin at once." + +Thus she sent him away. As she told him "Good-bye" she noticed all +at once that he was too large for her to kiss. A few hours later, +when Father Jansen was calling on her mother and incidentally saw +Walter's painting, Walter suddenly became a child again. The priest +had said that in Dutch Ophelia meant Flora, who was the patron-saint +of roses and forget-me-nots. + +"Oh, that picture is from a little boy, a very small boy. He's about +ten years old--or nine. He's certainly not older than nine!" + +"Girl, you are foolish!" cried the mother. "The boy is fifteen." + +"Yes, that may be--but I just meant that he's still only a child." + +She stuck Ophelia away in some hidden nook, and Mrs. Claus and Father +Jansen never saw that new edition of the old flower-goddess again. + +"Femke, I will do it!" Walter had said. + +There was really reason to believe that he would learn faster now; +but Pennewip's instruction would wear Femke's colors. Walter knew +very well that in requiring this service she had had his own welfare +in view; but this showed her interest in him, and was not so bad. How +would it have looked, he thought, if, after all that had gone before, +he had answered: "Everything except that!" + +Of course he would have greatly preferred to serve his lady on some +journey full of adventure. But one cannot select for one's self +heroic deeds. In these days Hercules and St. George would have to +put up with miniature dragons. + +At all events, Walter took hold of his work in earnest. He studied his +"Ippel," his "Strabbe," his "National History" and even the "Gender +of Nouns," and everything else necessary to the education of a good +Netherlander. Poetry was included; and Walter's accomplishments along +this line were such that other "Herculeses" might have envied him. + +He had never read the stories of tournaments. No enchantress gave +him a charmed coat of mail; no Minerva put the head of Medusa on +his shield--no, nothing of all that. But--Keesje, the butcher's boy, +might look sharp for his laurels! + +In justice to Walter it must be said that he gave his opponent fair +warning, in true knightly style. + +At the end of three months Walter was actually the first in his +classes. Pennewip was compelled to take notice of it. + +"It is strange," he remarked. "I might say that it is remarkable. Yes, +in a way, it is unprecedented--without a parallel!" + +At home the result was that a great council was held regarding Walter's +future. He didn't want to become a compositor; and to be a sailor--that +would have suited him, but his mother was opposed to it. Stoffel, +too, objected on the ground that usually only young people who are +worthless on land are sent to sea. + +Thus Walter's plans for conquest were slipping away from him. He +was not attracted by the brilliant careers that were proposed: They +left Africa out of account. He didn't want to be a school-teacher, +or a shoemaker, or a clerk, or a counter-jumper. + +However, after all authorities had been heard, Stoffel came +to the conclusion that Walter was peculiarly well fitted for +"business." Juffrouw Pieterse agreed with him thoroughly. + + + + +CHAPTER XXII + + +"A responsible business firm wants a young man (Dt. Ref.) of good +family. He must be moral, well-behaved and not under fifteen years +old. Prospect of salary if diligent and reliable. Good treatment +guaranteed. Address written applications in own handwriting to +'Business,' care E. Maaskamp's book and art store, Nieuwendyk, +Amsterdam." + +The writer cannot recall what sort of art publications E. Maaskamp was +dealing in just at that time, and will not make any guesses, for fear +of getting the reader into chronological difficulties. If it should +become necessary in writing Walter's history, the writer would have +no compunctions of conscience in putting the republic after Louis, +or William I. before the republic. + +And as for that "Dt. Ref."--Dutch Reform--in the advertisement--that +gives the writer no trouble. He knows very well that "Dt. Ref." as a +necessary qualification for servants, apprentices, etc., was introduced +after E. Maaskamp's pictures had been forgotten. Nevertheless, it +must be insisted upon that the aforesaid abbreviation was in the +advertisement which was now occupying the undivided attention of +the Pieterses. + +"There couldn't be anything more fortunate," said the mother. "What +do you think, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother, it couldn't be better." + +"What pleases me especially is the 'well-behaved.'" + +"Moral and well-behaved, mother." + +"Yes, moral and well-behaved--do you hear, Walter? Just as I have +always said. And 'prospect of salary.' What do you think of that, +Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother; but--he must be 'diligent and reliable.'" + +"Yes, Walter, you must be diligent and reliable. Haven't I always told +you that? And they require 'Dt. Ref.'; but you are that, thank God." + +"Yes, mother, he's that all right." + +"Stoffel, don't you think you'd better write the letter?" + +"But it says 'in own handwriting.'" + +"That's so! But if you write the letter in your own handwriting--that +will be better than for such a child to write it." + +Stoffel had some difficulty in making it plain to his mother that +"own handwriting" meant Walter's own handwriting; but she finally +saw the point, and Walter was given a seat at the table. + +"Well? What must I write at the top?" + +"Now, have you forgotten that again? Such a simple thing? Have you +got down the date? Then write 'Gentlemen,' in business style. It says, +'responsible business firm.'" + +"Yes," said the mother, "and add that your father had a business, +too. We sold shoes from Paris. Otherwise they will think we're only +shoemakers." + +"And write that you are the first in school." + +"And that you belong to the Dutch Reform Church." + +"And that you are moral and well-behaved." + +"And that you are diligent and reliable. Don't you see, you may get +a salary then right away." + +At last the letter was ready. It only remained to stamp it and post +it. But why couldn't the young applicant deliver the letter in person +and save the postage? Stoffel thought there would be no impropriety +in such a course. Even a responsible business firm ought to overlook +such a detail. + +With a heavy heart Walter started out on his important errand. He was +entering the real world, and was about to become a worshiper of the +great god of "business." He was depressed by his lack of confidence, +and felt that it was unbecoming in himself to make application to a +"responsible business firm." + +If he met a man that looked well-to-do, he would ask himself if +the gentleman was a "business man," and belonged to a "responsible +business firm." This last high-sounding expression embodied mysteries +which he did not attempt to understand. He would learn it all later. + +Walter stammered an excuse to the young fellow in the shop for not +having sent his letter by post. The fellow didn't understand him, but +threw the letter carelessly into a box containing a few dozen others +that were awaiting the favorable consideration of Messrs. Motto, +Business & Co. + +The fellow was busy with some Turkish battles in glaring colors, +and declined to enter into any conversation with our hero. Walter's +mouth watered for a bright picture of Grecian chivalry. But what good +did it do? He had no money; and, besides, he was out for business, +not for heroic deeds. + +"Later!" he thought. + +Arrived at home he received the usual scolding. His mother maintained +that he had certainly not entered the shop in a "respectable" manner; +otherwise the young gentleman would have given him a friendlier +reception. She was afraid that those excellent gentlemen, Motto, +Business & Co., would take this into consideration to his detriment. + +"And you say there were already a whole lot of letters there? You +see, Stoffel--if he only isn't too late! That's the way--those people +would break their necks or be first. And who knows but what some of +them are Roman Catholics? I wonder if they all think they're moral +and well-behaved. You can just see what kind of people there are in +the world!" + +Walter had to go back to Maaskamp's and get the address of the firm +in question. The idea was for him to call on the firm in person and +thus get ahead of everybody else. Juffrouw Pieterse wanted to bet her +ears that not a one of the other applicants could boast of a father +who had sold Parisian shoes. + +"Tell them that! Your father never took a stitch in his life. He +didn't even know how to. It's only to prove that we had a business, +too. He never had an awl in his hand--isn't it so, Stoffel?" + +Those eminently respectable gentlemen, Motto, Business & Co., lived--I +don't know where they lived; but they had founded on the Zeedyk a +cigar store and a circulating library. It was probably not far from +the place where six or eight centuries earlier a few fishermen had +founded the greatest commercial city of Europe. + +Walter found one of those worthy gentlemen behind the counter. He was +in his shirt-sleeves, and was engaged in weighing out some snuff for +an old woman. "Business" was evidently being carried on. + +As Walter had formed no conception of "responsible business firm," +he was far from thinking that the gentlemen had claimed too much for +themselves. With his peculiar timidity he even reproached himself +for not having understood the conception "business" before. + +Now he understood it. Business meant to stand behind a counter, +in shirt-sleeves, and weigh snuff. And, too, on the Zeedyk. + +The cigar store occupied only half the width of the house, and was +connected with the circulating library by a side door. Motto, Business +& Co. were simultaneously cultivating two industries: those who didn't +care for snuff or tobacco could get something to read, and vice versa. + +Over the shelves, on the tobacco side, were posted signs bearing the +assurance that something was "manufactured" here. Differing entirely +from the Pieterses, these gentlemen seemed to think that to make +a thing meant more than merely to sell it. We leave the question +undecided. + +Was it true that this business firm manufactured anything? The only +thing they manufactured was the paper bags that were to be pasted +together by the moral, well-behaved, diligent and reliable young man +who was a member of the Dutch Reform Church. + +The amount of business done was small, the profits barely paying the +rent. The wicked world on the Zeedyk even said that the two blue +porcelain vases bearing in old-fashioned letters the inscriptions +"Rappee" and "Zinking," had been borrowed from a second-hand dealer +in the neighborhood, and that the good man came by every day to look +after his property. + +The shop was small, and was closed off in the rear by a green curtain, +which was calculated to make customers think there was something more +beyond. To be exact, there was something beyond that curtain. There +hung a dilapidated mirror, consoling with a lonely chair, which was +now ornamented by the coat of the worthy senior partner; and leaning +against the wall was a half-round table, on which a pomatum-pot +was making fun of a comb because for years it had been expecting +to grow new teeth. Business was not so exacting but that Mr. Motto +could devote a little spare time to the improvement of his personal +beauty. He had succeeded in developing two beautiful bunches of hair +on the sides of his face. They cost him much pains and grease; but +they were the delight of all the ladies who entered the shop. + +"And so you want to go into business, do you?" asked Mr. Motto, +after he had given the old woman a "pinch" from the jar. "What all +have you studied? Reading, writing, arithmetic, French? Eh? And what +are your parents." + +"They dealt in shoes--from Paris, M'neer. But I don't know +French. Arithmetic--yes. Went through Strabbe." + +"And you know arithmetic, do you? How much then is a Pietje and +a half?" + +Walter stammered that he didn't know. Does the reader know? + +"But you must know that if you expect to calculate. And you don't know +what a Pietje is? Do you know the difference between a sesthalf and +a shilling? And between a dollar and a twenty-eight piece? Look----" + +Mr. Motto pulled out the cash-drawer and seemed to be hunting for a +dollar; but for some reason or other he decided to make out with a +sesthalf. This he laid on the counter and asked Walter to imagine a +shilling lying beside it. He then proceeded to test Walter's knowledge +of business by asking him to point out the differences between the +two coins. Mr. Motto claimed that in business one must know these +details thoroughly. + +And Mr. Motto was right about it. At that time there were more +different kinds of money in the Netherlands than there are in Germany +now. To be able to distinguish the various coins readily and make +change accurately a regular course of study was necessary. Just +as a law was about to be passed to confer the title, "Doctor of +Numismatics," on examination, the secretary of the treasury discovered +that all this trouble could be spared by simplifying the money. He +became very unpopular after this. + +In Walter's time, though, such a reform had not been thought of. The +florin had twenty stivers; the regular Holland dollar had fifty +stivers, the Zeeland dollar had forty-two. The dollar was worth a +florin and a half, and the gold florin was called a "twenty-eight," +because it contained twenty-eight stivers. The coins were well-worn and +seldom exhibited any traces of inscriptions, milling, etc. Matters were +further complicated by three-florin pieces and ducats of sixty-three +stivers, not to mention any other coins. + +For Walter the money question was a serious one. + +"And you don't know French, either?" in a tone that was scarcely +encouraging. + +"No----" mournfully. + +"And would your parents put up cash security for you?" + +Walter didn't understand the question. + +"Caution. Don't you understand? Security! There's lots of money +handled, and I must know who I'm turning the shop over to. And--do +you know Danish?" + +Mr. Motto did not always speak grammatically. + +"No--M'neer." + +"What! Nor Danish, either? But Danish sailors come in here to buy +tobacco, and then you need to speak Danish. In a business like this +here you must know all languages. That's the main thing--otherwise +your cake's dough! I've even had Greeks to come in here." + +Walter's heart gave a jump. What heroic deeds might they not do on +such occasions! + +"Yes, Greeks; but they were drunk and wanted a smoke for nothing. We +don't do it that way. The main thing is to look out for the +little things. Otherwise your cake's dough, you understand. Yes, +in business you must know all languages, otherwise you can't talk +to the customers. That's the main thing. But that will be all right +if your parents can deposit a caution. Sometimes there are at least +ten florins in the cash-drawer, you know; and in business a man must +have security. That's the main thing. Otherwise your cake's dough; +you can see that for yourself." + +"My father is dead," said Walter, as if that fact rendered the cash +security unnecessary. He didn't know anything else to say. + +"That so? Dead! Yes, it often happens. Dead? All right! But haven't +you a mother who can pay for you?" + +"I--will--ask--her," Walter stammered. + +"Certainly. Ask her right away; for you know in business things +are done in a hurry. Said, done! That's the main thing. Otherwise +your cake's dough. Here is another shop, and you will have work to +do in there, too--if your mother can put up the money. That's the +main thing." + +Mr. Motto conducted Walter into the circulating library. On three sides +of the room were bookcases reaching to the rather low ceiling. For the +rest, the place was provided with a ladder to be used in gathering +such fruits of literature as hung out of reach. And then there was +a big, thick book, in which the diligent and reliable young man of +Protestant faith was to enroll the names of the people who paid a +dubbeltje a week for a book. It's cheaper now. + +"You see," said Mr. Motto, "that is the book, so to say the great +book. You understand bookkeeping, don't you?" + +Unfortunately Walter had to admit that he had not yet studied that +branch. + +"Nor bookkeeping, either? Boy! that's the main thing in business. If +a man can't do that his cake's dough. It's very simple. You write down +who takes out a book, with the day and date and street and number. And +when they bring the book back you drawn a line through it; and you've +got a pretty kettle of fish if you don't do it. When you don't know +the people you must----" + +"Ask for a deposit!" cried Walter quickly, rejoiced that he knew +something. It's doubtful if he knew what he was to draw the line +through. + +"Yes, a deposit. A florin a week for a volume. Then, you understand, +when a volume's gone, the cake's dough with that volume. Later I will +explain to you everything about the cigars and tobacco; but first +I must know whether your mother--ask her right away! And now I've +explained everything to you at least half a dozen times. For there's +no lack of boys that want to go into business; but when it comes to +Moses and the Prophets--then they set the bow-sails. And that's the +main thing. Otherwise you look a little delicate, but I must know +first if your mother can deposit a caution. Adieu!" + +Walter went home in a peculiar frame of mind. At first the family +did not think favorably of that "cash security." Stoffel, however, +had often heard of such things, and negotiations were opened with +the said firm. It was finally agreed that a deposit of one hundred +florins should be made, for which the firm agreed to pay 3 1/2% +interest. Juffrouw Pieterse was not quite satisfied with this, as +she was accustomed to getting 4%; but "one must do something for +one's children." + +Stoffel, who represented the Pieterses in these negotiations, was +surprised that he never got to see more than the first half of +the firm--or, better, the first third. He even took the liberty +of remarking on the peculiar circumstance, when he learned that +the "Co." was merely ornamental, while "Business" existed only in +Mr. Motto's imagination. In fact that handsome and worthy gentleman +alone constituted the "responsible business firm," and like an Atlas +carried on his broad shoulders all the responsibilities incident to +such a complicated and extensive undertaking. It was quite natural +that he should desire to put a part of the burden on the back of some +diligent, reliable Protestant boy, who could furnish cash security. For +that was "the main thing." + +On the library side Walter developed a diligence against which only +one thing could be urged: it was prejudicial to the tobacco industry +adjoining. If he had smoked as much as he read, he would have made +himself sick; and even his reading wasn't the best thing in the world +for his health. + +He devoured everything indiscriminately--whether ripe or green. Most +of that literary fruit was green. In a short time he was able to +foretell the fate of the hero with a certainty that would have piqued +the author. The cleverest literary craftsman couldn't let the poor +orphan boy be as poor as a church mouse for ten pages, but that +Walter would see the flashing of the stars and knightly crucifixes +with which he was to be decked out on the last page. One might think +this would cause him to lose interest in the book; but, no! He was +constant to the end--to the official triumph. For him it would have +been a sin to call to the Saxons and Normans a second too soon: +"See if Ivanhoe isn't going to smash that big-mouthed Sir Brian de +Bois-Guilbert!" And all the time he felt as if he were--Ivanhoe? No, +as if he were the deity, who must give the hero strength to overcome +that infamous scoundrel, Brian de Bois-Guilbert. + +Then all at once the door-bell would ring, and the magnanimous Walter +would have to occupy himself with things less chivalrous. + +The only thing he could do in such moments was to weigh accurately, +and not give anybody a cigar from the "tens" instead of from +the "eights." Such conscienciousness, however, was futile, for +in the cigar-boxes were cigars that ought to have been called +"twenties." Mr. Motto said that the customers were usually drunk, +and that it was all right to give them cabbage leaves to smoke. "You +must size up your customer. That's the main thing." + +This was something Walter never could learn. With him, ten was ten, +eight eight--no matter who the customer was. To take an unfair +advantage, or tell a lie never occurred to him. From fear or +embarrassment he might possibly tell an untruth; but if he had been +asked a second time---- + +As strange as it may seem, this aversion to lying and deception +was nourished by the books he read. The brave knight fought till he +was victorious, or dead. Only the fatally wounded surrendered. All +this had Walter's hearty endorsement: He would not have acted +differently. The beautiful heroine was loved by everybody; and the +rejected suitors died of despair, or joined some desperate band. All +quite proper. The good remained steadfast, in spite of the Devil and +all his machinations--yes, in spite of tedium. Once selected by the +author to be a high-toned, moral hero--then spotless garments! Walter +wondered if such a one could have a pain in the stomach, or suffer +other inconvenience. Certainly not in books! + +He did not know that such perfection was humbug. He was satisfied +when the characters in such novels did what was required of them by +the author. The villains were always betraying somebody; the heroes +killed everything that got in their way; and the beautiful virgins +charmed everybody. Even God, the God of romance, did his duty much +better than--but that's another detail. + +Yesterday on the Zeedyk a big boy had beaten a little fellow. That +ought to happen in a book. How all the knights would have come +running! Walter, too, was going to--but how could he help it if his +employer called him back? "What in the devil have you got to do with +that? Your work is here in the store. You attend to your own business +now, and don't mix yourself in other people's brawls. That's the +main thing!" + +As a rule of conduct, this was not just what Walter was used to in +his novels. + +Despite such interruptions he continued his reading. He was almost +ready to begin on the last section of books, when he came to the +store one morning and found everything locked up and under seal. + +The worthy Mr. Motto, it seems, had gone to America, as a sailor; +and doubtless that was the "main thing." The unfortunate owner of the +two snuff-vases had a big law suit over them. The point was whether +they were a part of the assets, or not. + +On the Zeedyk at Amsterdam such processes must be tried according +to Roman law; but as the Romans did not use snuff there is nothing +said about "Rappee" in the Roman laws. The writer doesn't know how +the matter finally turned out. It is to be hoped that everybody got +what was coming to him. + +Juffrouw Pieterse, however, did not recover her hundred florins; and, +as usual, she groaned: "There's always trouble with this boy." + +Walter couldn't help her. He had his own troubles: he had been cruelly +interrupted in his reading. Of course the mysterious parentage of +the young robber was perfectly clear to him; but still one likes to +see whether one has guessed correctly, or not. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIII + + +"Do you think stivers grow on my back?" asked the mother the next +day. "You still don't earn a doit! Do you have to buy tobacco for +old soldiers?" + +Walter had nothing to say. Recently his mother had given him a shilling +to give to Holsma's maid. Walter neglected to do this, and spent one +stiver of the money on snuff for an old soldier. + +The mother continued her tirade, making use of the word "prodigue," +prodigal. + +"No, mother," said Stoffel, "that isn't it. He's behind in +everything. He doesn't know yet how to handle money, that's it!" + +"Yes. He doesn't know how to handle money! All the other children at +his age--when they have a stiver they either save it or buy themselves +something. And he--what does he do? He goes and gives it away! Boy, +boy, will you never learn any sense?" + +Walter was cut to the quick by the accusation of wastefulness and +prodigality. In his eyes a prodigal was somebody, a man! "Prodigue, +prodigue," he murmured. He knew the word. + +In one of the bedrooms hung a series of crude, highly colored pictures +illustrating the story of the prodigal son. The pictures were French; +and a study of the titles convinced the family that "prodigue" could +mean nothing but prodigal in the worst sense, i. e., "lost." Stoffel +had maintained this proposition against one of his colleagues, till +that one drew a lexicon on him. + +After much argument it was decided to compromise on the "mistake" +in the French Bible by allowing "prodigue" to have sometimes the +meaning of "extravagant." Those pictures had afforded Walter much +food for thought. + +First picture: The "lost" or prodigal son tells his father +good-bye. The old gentleman wears a purple coat. Very pretty--but the +prodigal himself! A mantle floated about his shoulders--it seemed to +be windy in the colonnade. It was princely; and his turkish trousers +were of pure gold. At his side was a bent sabre, and on his head a +turban, with a stone in it--certainly onyx, or sardonox, or a pearl, +or a precious stone--or whatever it might be! + +The old gentleman seemed to be out of humor; but no wonder--all those +loaded camels, and the slaves, and all the accessories for that long, +long journey! A negro, as black as pitch, was holding a horse by +the rein. Another negro was holding the stirrup, and seemed to say: +"Off to the Devil; prodigal, get on!" + +What boy wouldn't have been a prodigal son? The bent sabre alone was +worth the sin. + +Second picture: Hm--hm. Wicked, wicked! Why, certainly; but not for +Walter, who in his innocence attached no importance to the extravagant +dresses of the "Juffrouwen." It was sufficient that all were eating +and drinking bountifully, and that they were in good spirits and +enjoying themselves. How prettily one of the girls, in glossy silk, +was leaning over the shoulder of the "lost" one! How much nicer to be +lost than found!--anyway, that was the impression the feast made on +Walter. The true purpose of the picture--to deter people from a life of +dissoluteness--escaped Walter entirely. Perhaps he knew what it meant; +but in his heart he felt that it meant something else. What attracted +him most was not the food and drink, under which the table "groaned," +nor the sinful sensuality painted on the faces of the ladies. It was +the freedom and unconventionality of the company that charmed him. In +order to emphasize the idea of prodigality, the painter had allowed +some big dogs to upset an open cask of wine. + +The wine was streaming, and straying away as if it were the lost +sinner. This pleased Walter immensely. None of the guests seemed to +notice such a small trifle, not even the waiters. This ought to have +happened just once in the Pieterse home--and even if it were only a +stein of beer! + +The artist says to himself, Do you suppose I didn't foresee the +seductive influence of such a picture? The next one makes it all right! + +Well, maybe so. + +Third picture: Magnificent. How romantic this wilderness! Oh, to +sit there on that boulder and stare into the immeasurable depths of +the universe--alone! + +To think, think, think! + +No schoolmaster, no mother, brother, or anyone to say what he +must do with his heart, with his time, with his elbows, or with his +breeches! That's the way Walter saw it. The young man there didn't even +have on breeches; and he looked as if he wouldn't have been ashamed +to stretch himself out on his back, with his arms over his head, and +watch with wide-open eyes the passing of the moon and stars. Walter +asked himself what he would think of when he had founded such an +empire of solitude. + +Hm! Femke could sit on the boulder with him. Prodigal son--oh, +sin divine with her! He was surprised that in the whole Bible there +was only one prodigal son. Of all sins this seemed to him the most +seductive. + +And the desert was so--endurable. There were trees in it, which one +could climb, when one really got lost, or use to build a nice little +cabin--for Femke, of course. + +The prodigal in the picture didn't seem to have thought of all +that. Why wasn't the Juffrouw in green silk with him? She will come +soon, Walter said to himself. Perhaps she's not quite through with +her prodigality. If she would only hurry up and come! He longs for +her. But that is the only annoyance that a genuine prodigal takes +with him from the profane world into that capital wilderness. + +It must be remarked in passing, however, that the hogs with which +that picture was equipped looked ugly. The pious artist had made them +shield-bearers of sin, and had supplied their physiognomies with all +kinds of horrible features. And, too, the trough looked dirty. + +If it happens to me, said Walter, I'll take sheep with me; and Femke +can card the wool. + +The artist ought to admit that even this third picture is inadequate +to inspire a proper disgust for prodigality. + +And the fourth one? No better. + +The old gentleman is excessively friendly. We are again in the +colonnade, where the camels have just waited so patiently. One of the +slaves clasps his hands and looks toward heaven--because he's glad, +of course, that little Walter has come back. + +He? The real Walter? Returned home, and friendly received in his high +rank of a "has-been" and "recovered" prodigal? Oh, no! + +And that fatted calf! In direct opposition to the custom that was +familiar to Walter! It worried the boy. Juffrouw Pieterse never +slaughtered anything. She ran a weekly account with Keesje's father; +and even a roast was a rarity. + +There was no prospect of a fatted calf, whether he became a prodigal +or not. But that didn't keep the rank of a prodigal from being higher +than that of a stupid boy who didn't know how to handle money. + +He was encouraged to think that he was indebted to his friendly +enemy, Juffrouw Laps, for something. She always cited the Bible, +and spoke continually of feeding swine. Walter wanted to answer: +"That's very nice, Juffrouw Laps, but can't it be sheep this time?" + +He knew very well that she had never had any passion for carding, +and consequently was not interested in that blue muffler, which would +be so becoming to Femke's favorite sheep. + +But she assured him that he was a prodigal; and that was enough. + +"That's what I've always said!" replied Juffrouw Pieterse. "What +does he do but squander his mother's money? If that man wants snuff, +let him buy it. The king pays him. I have to work too hard for my +money. Don't I, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother; but it's only childishness in Walter!" + +"Childishness! That's what I call it." + +"No it isn't!" cried the pious Laps. "He's on the straight road to +the trough of Luke 15. He will eat husks! Do you think the Master +doesn't carry out his parables? Just send him to me. The pastors are +to blame for it. They don't explain the Bible. Send him to me." + +"If I only knew how he gets such things into his head!" + +"You don't know? It's arrogance!" + +She spoke the truth. + +"Arrogance, Arrogance pure and simple--just as it was in Belshazzar, +or Sennacherib, or Nebuchadnezzar." + +How thankful Walter was! If at this moment he had had a letter to +write--preferably to Femke--he would have boasted of being as wicked +as three old kings put together. + +"Arrogance!" repeated Juffrouw Laps. "Gold on top, iron in the middle, +and feet of clay. The Master will overthrow him. Send him to me." + +This invitation to turn over the royal villain to her for religious +instruction was repeated so often that it was necessary to give her +an answer. + +"But, dear Juffrouw, the boy don't want to. He's stubborn; and what +can one do with such a child?" + +Walter knew that his mother was not quite truthful; but, after his +former experience with his friendly enemy, he found it desirable to +keep quiet. When pressed, however, for an explanation he said: + +"The man wanted snuff, and nobody would give him any; so I----" + +Juffrouw Laps knew enough. Walter was as good as her prisoner: she +now knew exactly how to take his fortifications, if they could be +taken at all. + +"If he doesn't want to come to me, don't compel him," she said sweetly +on leaving. "To force him won't do any good. Let him exercise his own +pleasure. I'm afraid you pick at the child too much, anyway. What an +awful fuss we've made over a stiver!" + +"That's what I say, too," replied the mother. "It looks as if we +begrudged him the money! We could have spared another stiver, and we +wouldn't have missed it, would we, Stoffel?" + +"Yes, mother, but it's time for Walter----" + +"Goodness, what a hullaballoo to raise about a few pinches of +snuff! The Master will repay it seven times seventy times. Whatever +ye have done to the least of my brothers----" + +With this consoling passage on her lips she took her leave of the +astonished family. + +Yes, it wasn't so easy to see through Juffrouw Laps! + + + + +CHAPTER XXIV + + +In his efforts to reconcile the various conflicting authorities +contesting for supremacy in his soul, Walter threw himself into a +severe spell of blues. He was not conscious of the contrast between +the world of his high-flown fancy and the earthy environment of his +home-life. The sympathetic care which he should have received after +his illness had not fallen to his lot. + +He felt dejected. + +"Femke!" he thought; and he longed for her fresh healthy face, +for her pure, unselfish glance, for her friendly smile. The Fancy +that had led him away to the stars in search of his misty sister had +got lodged on that girl of the Amsterdam lowlands, Femke--with her +unpoetical length, breadth, thickness, and weight. + +"I am going to see her," he cried. "I will! And if Mrs. Claus asks +me about worms a dozen times, it's all the same to me; I am going to +see her!" + +Walter reached the house and knocked. "Come in!" someone called. This +was a little sudden, for it took some time to get hold of the +latch. But Walter did it. Perhaps he was thinking of Missolonghi. + +The Turks that he saw now were not revolting in appearance. They were +unarmed and did not murder a single baby. + +But--Femke was not in the party. + +Mrs. Claus was at the wash-tub, while Father Jansen was quietly +smoking. + +"Is that you, young man? Very nice! That's the young man who gave +Femke the picture, you remember, father?" + +The father nodded to him kindly and smoked away, without manifesting +any special Godliness. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I wanted to----" + +"Very nice of you! Won't you have a slice of bread and butter? And how +is your mother? Is she better now? She was sick, wasn't she? That's +a good boy, father. Femke said so. Is your mother better again? It +was fever, wasn't it? or apoplexy--or what was it then?" + +"Oh, no! Juffrouw." + +"You mustn't call me Juffrouw. I am only a wash-woman. Everyone must +stay in his own class, mustn't he, father? Well, it's all the better; +I thought she had been sick. It must have been somebody else. One +has so much to think of. Do you like cheese?" + +The good woman prepared a slice of bread and butter, with cheese. If +Trudie could have seen it, she would have fainted. In the "citizen's +class," such and such a sub-class, according to Pennewip, is found +a certain scantiness that does not obtain in the common laboring +class. In the matter of eating, laborers, who do not invest their +money in Geneva, are not troubled so much by "good form" as people +who give their children French names. + +Walter had never seen such a slice of bread. He didn't know whether he +ought to bite through the width, or the thickness. The bit of cheese +gave him his cue. + +He liked Mrs. Claus much better this time. And Father Jansen, too; +even if he wasn't like Walter had imagined him to be. + +He had never conceived a preacher as being anything else but a very +supernatural and spiritual and celestial sort of person. Father Jansen +didn't seem to be that kind of a man at all. + +He visited the sheep of his fold, especially the plain people, not +to make a display of beneficence--for he had nothing, but because he +was happiest among simple people. He was fond of bread and butter of +the Mrs. Claus variety. For the rest, he said mass, preached about +sin, catechised, confirmed, absolved, and did whatever needed to be +done. He performed the functions of his office, and did not think +it at all strange that he should have gone into the church, while +his brother in Nordbrabant succeeded to the business of his father, +who was a farrier and inn-keeper. + +"And what are you going to be?" he asked Walter; "for everybody in the +world must be something. Wouldn't you like to be a bookbinder? That's +a good trade." + +"I was--I was in business, M'neer; and I'm going back to business." + +"That's good, my boy. You may get rich. Especially here in Amsterdam; +for Amsterdam is a commercial city." + +Walter wanted to add: "The greatest commercial city of Europe." But +he was abashed by the--worldliness of Father Jansen's talk. He didn't +find it disagreeable: he was merely surprised at it. + +"A boy like you ought to eat a lot. You look pale. My brother can bend +a horseshoe. What do you say to that? Have you ever eaten our Brabant +bread? Ham isn't bad, either. A person that doesn't eat enough gets +weak. I always eat two slices of bread and butter whenever I'm here +at Mrs. Claus's; but I'm not nearly so strong as my brother. You +ought to see the Vucht fair. That's a great time." + +Walter was more than surprised to hear such talk from a preacher: he +was almost pleased. He had never received such charming messages from +heaven. Of course they came from heaven, those friendly words uttered +in Brabant dialect between the puffs of Father Jansen's pipe. This +man in a priest's coat chattered away as if there were no such thing +in the world as God, Grace, and Hell--especially the latter. He was +as happy as a child in telling about the strength of his brother, +the horseshoer. It was his business to lead the world to eternal +happiness; and he liked thick slices of bread and butter with cheese. + +Walter had never had religious things opened up to him so +delightfully. He felt encouraged to speak: + +"M'neer, I would like to know who God is!" + +Father Jansen started, and looked at Walter as if he hadn't clearly +understood the question. + +"Yes--that's very praiseworthy in you. You must----" + +"But, father," cried Mrs. Claus, "the child isn't in the church! Are +you?"--to Walter. + +"Yes, Juffrouw, I have been confirmed." + +"To be sure, to be sure, but----" + +"On the Noordermarkt!" + +"Well, you see he's in the church all right." + +The good woman didn't have the heart--or else she had too much +heart--to tell the father that it wasn't the right church. + +"Whoever wants to get acquainted with God," said Father Jansen, +"must study diligently." + +"To be sure," said Mrs. Claus, "the articles of faith. You ought to +hear my Femke repeat them. It's a pleasure, isn't it, father? She's +my only child, but--she's a girl worth having!" + +"Yes, Femke is an excellent girl. I don't have any trouble with her." + +The father spoke in a business-like manner; and he meant it that +way. The spots on Femke's soul were easily removed. He praised Femke +as a cook would praise a kitchen-pot. + +Father Jansen had still more praise for Femke: she had patched his +drawers so nicely. + +Oh, Fancy! + +The mention of this fact did not touch Walter's aesthetic feelings. With +him there were other considerations. Fancy was used to seeing +everything nude--fathers, humanity--so there was no difficulty here. + +Walter was sixteen years old, already a little man--why must Femke +patch drawers for this father! + +"Yes," said the mother. "Femke is clever at patching. If you've got +anything else that needs mending, just send it over." + +Walter was warm. If it had been collars, socks, waistcoats, or--well, +if it had to be something questionable--if it had only been trousers! + +"Just send it over, and if Femke isn't here----" + +"Where is she going to be?" thought Walter. + +"Then I will attend to it myself. I can do it neatly." + +Thank God! Dear, good, magnificent Mrs. Claus! Do it, do it yourself, +and leave Femke where she is. + +But--where was she? + +Thus Walter's thoughts; but what did he say?--the hypocrite, the +budding man. + +"Yes, indeed, Mrs. Claus, I had almost forgotten to ask where your +daughter Femke is." + +"Femke? She's at my niece's, where the girl is sick. You know we're +of good family. Femke is looking after my niece's children." + +Walter didn't have the courage to ask where this niece lived, so he +assumed a look of contentment. + +After much waiting and twisting and turning on his chair, Walter +finally left the house with Father Jansen. He had not yet learned +how to end a visit: some people never learn it. + +"Don't you want to do me a favor?" said the good man. "Then walk on +my right side. I'm deaf here"--pointing to his left ear. + +"I will tell you how it happened. When I was a little boy--are you +a good climber?" + +"No, M'neer!" + +"Well, I am! In the whole of Vucht there wasn't a boy who could +climb as well as I could. Do you know what I did once? I climbed up +and slipped a flower-pot from a third-story window. And--my priest +wasn't in a good humor at all! He didn't want to accept me till I had +returned that flower-pot; and then I had to go and beg the old woman's +pardon. And she herself went to the priest to intercede for me. Then +he accepted me. But I got twenty 'confiteors'--oh, he was severe! + +"But I was going to tell you why I'm deaf in the left ear. + +"In one of the seminaries was a student--he's a canonicus in the Rhine +country, and will get to be a cardinal, perhaps pope, for--he was +very sly! I will tell you, his name was--Rake; but, you understand, +his name was really something else. This Rake was a mean rascal; but he +was never punished, because he was careful. See if he doesn't get to be +a cardinal, or pope! You ought to hear him quote from the Vulgate. He +could rattle away for three hours and never made a mistake." * * * + +"Are you perfectly crazy, boy, or what is the matter with you? Walking +with a priest! What in the name of the Lord are you thinking about? Go +in the house--quick! Jesu, what troubles I have with that child!" + +With these words Juffrouw Pieterse broke off Walter's acquaintance +with Father Jansen for this time. + +The way that the father and Walter had taken led them directly by +Walter's home. Juffrouw Pieterse, who was haggling with a Jew over the +price of a basket of potatoes, narrowly escaped a stroke of apoplexy +when she saw them together. + +"With a priest!--Stoffel! Come down quick--that boy is walking with +a priest!" + +Tears rose in Walter's eyes. He had found Father Jansen a good man, +and was grieved that that gentleman should meet with such a reception. + +It is to be hoped that those rude words were received by his left +ear. In fact, this seemed to be the case, for when Walter said that +he was at home now and that his mother was calling him, Father Jansen +answered kindly: + +"So? You live there? Then I will tell you the next time why I am so +deaf in my left ear--entirely deaf, you understand!" + +Thank God, Walter thought, and wiped away his tears. In his eyes his +mother had committed a sin so grave that about fifty "confiteors" +would be necessary for its expiation. + +"Oh, yes. I was going to tell you----" + +With these words Father Jansen turned around again. He continued: +"The flower-pot of the old lady, Juffrouw Dungelaar, you know--it +wasn't for the flowers, you understand, nor for the pot, but only +because I could climb so well. Otherwise--one mustn't take anything +away, even if it is so high up. Adieu, young man!" + +After giving Juffrouw Pieterse a friendly greeting that she did not +deserve, the man continued on his way. + +Stoffel said that to walk with a priest was "simply preposterous." + +"As if he were crazy!" said Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Yes," agreed Stoffel, "but it's because he has nothing to do but +loaf around. If that keeps up, he will never amount to anything." + +True, Walter was loafing around; but he was not idle. His activities +brought nothing palpable to light, still he was building up the inner +life in a manner of which Stoffel had no idea. + +"Of course!" said the mother. "He must have work. If he were only +willing to be a compositor! or an apprentice in the shoe-business. To +make shoes--that he shall never do." + +"This running with priests comes only from idleness, mother. Do I +run with priests? Never. Why not? Because I have to go to my school +every day!" + +"Yes, Stoffel, you go to your school every day." + +"Besides, there are good priests. There was Luther, for instance. He +was a sort of priest. What did he do?" + +"Yes, I know. He reformed the people." + +"He made them Lutherans, mother; but that's almost the same thing. One +mustn't be narrow-minded." + +"That's what I say, Stoffel, people ought not to be so +narrow-minded. What difference does it make what a person's religion +is, just so he's upright, and not a Roman Catholic!" + +When Walter told Father Jansen that he "was in business," and that +he was "going back to business," he spoke better than he himself +knew. He did go back to business. + +Through a leather-dealer, who, speaking commercially, was in close +touch with shoes that came from Paris, Walter got a position with a +firm whose "responsibility" was somewhat less apocryphal than that of +Messrs. Motto, Business & Co. He was to begin his new apprenticeship +in the offices of Messrs. Ouwetyd & Kopperlith, a firm of world-wide +reputation. + +However, before he was to enter upon his new duties, all sorts of +things were destined to happen, with the tendency to make Walter +appear as a "hero of romance," which he wasn't at all. + + + + +CHAPTER XXV + + +It was Thursday. Stoffel came home with the important news that the +king--I don't know what king--had arrived in the city unexpectedly +and would visit the theatre that evening. Everything and everybody +was in a commotion; for in republican countries much importance is +given to pomp and title. + +This time curiosity was more wrought up than usual. Many foreign +princes, including an emperor, were visiting the king; and these +distinguished personages would follow the court to Amsterdam, coming +from The Hague, Utrecht and Haarlem. To put it tamely, it was to be +a great occasion. + +That republican populace was to get to see the countenance and +coat-tails not only of their tyrant, but also the countenances and +coat-tails of many other tyrants, not to mention female tyrants. + +The old doughnut women on the "Dam," which the city rented to them as +a market-place, were threatening to bring suit against the city. They +felt that it was hard to have to pay rent for the fresh air, day after +day, with the prospect of selling a few doughnuts to the youth of +the street, and now be run out because his majesty wanted to exhibit +himself to the people from the balcony of the old City Hall. + +Why shouldn't the old women be seen at their accustomed places? Must +the doughnut industry be carried on secretly? Was it for fear of +imitations and unprincely competition? Or was it to keep the old +women from seeing the king? + +At any rate, the whole kit of them had to leave. At most, they could +only mix with the crowd incognito, and afterwards might join in +the prearranged "Long live the King!" or somebody else, as the case +might be. + +It is really remarkable that princes die. Seemingly the "vivats" +are of no avail. + +The crowd was especially large, on account of the many majesties and +highnesses who had gathered about the tyrant. + +Among the number was the Prince of Caramania, who had especial claims +upon the sympathy of the people, so all the newspapers said. One of +his ancestors had been a captain in the service of the state and had, +therefore, spilt his blood for the freedom of the Netherlands. + +This blood, and perhaps the freedom as well, was newspaper +arabesque. It was certain, however, that the prince wore a green +coat with gold frogs; and upon his head he had a big plume. It was, +therefore, quite proper for the crowd to cry occasionally "Long live +the Prince of Caramania!" + +Among the eminent gentlemen was a certain duke, who, by reason of his +virtues, had got himself banished from his country. The man was thrifty +and economical, though without neglecting himself. Nevertheless, +the rabble had dethroned him and sent him across the border with a +bushel of diamonds. Of these diamonds he was now to display a few +dozen in the shape of coat-buttons and the like. The newspapers gave +the crowd their cue accordingly. They were to cry: "Long live the +Duke with his diamonds!" + +Princess Erika was the niece of the king, and was to marry the +crown-prince of a great empire, which was indebted to the Netherlands +for its prominence. The newspapers gave the assurance that this empire +would pay off the national debt of the Netherlands if the people +would only put enough enthusiasm into a "Long live Princess Erika!" + +The old Countess-palatine of Aetolia was descended directly from +a certain knight who treated his hostlers like princes. In this +case it was not inappropriate for a republican populace to ask for +a prolongation of her ladyship's life. The cry was: "Long live the +Countess-palatine of Aetolia!" + +The Grand-duke of Ysland was the handsome grandson of a shopman. His +merits would fill three columns of fine print. The man was a master +of the type-case himself, and by exerting himself could even set up +his own name. The newspapers said that having safely passed an ocean +of pitfalls, he had now perfected himself as the brother-in-law of +a demi-god. Therefore, whoever had the interest of his country at +heart could not afford to fail to bellow at the top of his voice: +"Long live the Grand-duke of Ysland!" + +There were still more potentates and ladies of quality who had honored +Amsterdam with a visit. They had heard that the city was la Venise +du Nord, that it was tres interessant, tres interessant! etc. + +And the Holland herrings! Delicieux! Unfortunately the Netherlanders +didn't know how to cook them; they must be baked. + +And the Holland school of painting! Rambrann--magnifique! + +There were still other good things in Holland, as their highnesses +testified with patronizing kindness. + +"Il parait qu'un certain Wondele a ecrit des choses, des choses--mais +des choses--passablement bien!" + +And the dikes! And the Katwyk sluice--gigantesque! + +Whatever spare time they might have after making cheese and cooking +herrings, the Holland people liked to devote to fighting the +elements. After skating and racing this was the favorite recreation +of the nation. + +I can assure the reader that the aristocratic party took their +departure thoroughly satisfied with our country. The only person who +received quite a different impression--but I will not anticipate the +feelings of our hero. Even a writer has his duties. + +The first evening everything was to be illuminated. Two hundred +and fifty thousand candles were to proclaim the enthusiasm of the +people. Two hundred and fifty thousand fiery tongues were to cry: +"Hosanna! Blessed be he who comes in the name of----" In whose +name? Hosanna for whom? For what? + +Well, that was a matter of indifference to the people. They knew +that there was something doing, that there was a crowd, and that +was enough. People are somewhat like children, who amuse themselves +immensely in the confusion of a "moving," of a death, or of anything +that causes commotion and excitement. + +Walter had got permission to see the illumination. Unconsciously +he assumed that stupid expression which is obligatory on such +occasions. He listened to the conversation of those about him. + +"That's what I call illuminating! Nine candles for such a big house!" + +"Twelve!" cried another. + +"No, nine." + +"Twelve!" + +"Nine!" + +"Three--three--three--and three. Look there are twelve, or I can't +count." + +"No, the three above don't count. That story is rented. I know it." + +"Well--if you mean it that way. I only said that four times three +are twelve. What do you say, Hannes?" + +Hannes found the calculation correct. + +"How long will the candles burn?" + +"Till about one o'clock, I suppose." + +"I don't believe it!" + +"Well, I do!" + +"But I don't!----" + +"Have you been in the Sukkelgracht?" + +"Oh, it isn't pretty there." + +"You think so? Prettier than here." + +"Oh, no!" + +"Yes, it is!----" + +"Look there; there's a verse." + +"Yes, a verse. Can you read it?" + +"Certainly! Let me see, what is it?" + +"I can read it, too." + +"It's about 'illustrious blood'----" + +"Yes, and 'our country,' and 'dedicated to honor and virtue.'" + +"And 'his illustrious blood'----" + +"No, there it stands--'torn from the barbarians'----" + +"That comes later. 'Illustrious blood'----" + +"Of Holland's hero----" + +"Welcome, hero!" + +"I wonder if the king looks at the candles. Do you suppose he reads +such verses and copies them?" + +"Oh, he has his ministers for that." + +"Or generals. He has seen or read about lots of nice things." + +"As nice as here?" + +"Why, of course!" + +"I don't believe it." + +"Well, I do." + +"Do you know what I think? He likes to look at the lights too." + +"You think so?" + +"Yes." + +"No, you don't believe that." + +"Don't crowd so!" + +"I can't help it. They're crowding me." + +"The people are pushing and shoving as if they were crazy." + +"Did you ever see the like? You know what I think? Kalver Street +ought to be as wide again as it is." + +"Yes, as wide again. The street's too narrow." + +"That's why everybody's scroudging so." + +There was much truth in this. Pressure was high. People were mashed +and squeezed together. Those who, by reason of a lack of avoirdupois, +were less firmly attached to the ground, were lifted bodily. Walter +hung suspended in mid-air and looked over the heads of men much taller +than he. + +"Are you walking on stilts?" asked a big fat woman, whose hips had +come into collision with Walter's knees. "Well, that's something." + +The pressure was increasing. It seemed that the fat woman would soon +have Walter on her shoulder, like a gun; while Walter was thinking +that soon he would be roaming over the country like a knight. No one +was looking at the candles now. People were finding their amusement +in crowding and being crowded. + +No, Kalver Street ought not to be widened. For, properly understood, +this crowding and pushing and shoving was the nicest part of the +whole business. + +How tedious it would have been quietly to watch those two hundred +and fifty thousand candles from some comfortable position. + +Our little man lay on the heads and shoulders of his brothers. Like +some aspirants to a throne, he threw himself upon the masses. But he +was beginning to feel generally uncomfortable. He wanted to hold on +fast to something, or somebody--to somebody's ears, or nose. That, +however, did not suit the masses. They didn't mind being squeezed; +but they didn't like to be held on to. + +Crash! + +Don't let the reader be alarmed. Walter had not burst under the strain; +but the pressure of the crowd had broken in the double doors of a +cafe! The irruption was terrible. The way the crowd streamed in might +be compared to the flow of molten lava. Walter described a parabolic +curve and landed on a table, without suffering any damage. + +"Walter Pieterse!" cried the astonished party sitting around the table. + +"Have you hurt yourself, Walter?" + +No, he hadn't hurt himself; but he was rigid with surprise. Firstly, +over his ascent; secondly, over his aerial journey; then over his +descent among all kinds of glassware; and, finally--and that was not +the least surprising thing--he was surprised to find himself all at +once in the bosom of the Holsma family. + +It was Sietske who asked him if he was hurt. + +All the glasses, both great and small, were broken; but Walter was +still in one piece. Uncle Sybrand helped him to his feet. It wasn't +easy, for the press was great. However, Walter's size facilitated +matters. + +The proprietor couldn't reach the scene of action, but he was able +to make his voice heard to the effect that everything broken must be +paid for. From other tables came the noise of more breaking glass. The +man was desperate. He cursed kings and masses indiscriminately. + +"One bottle of wine, three lemonades, six glasses!" cried Holsma, +assuming the responsibility for Walter's unintentional work of +destruction. + +Uncle Sybrand was holding up the money to pay for everything. + +"Oh, M'neer, I'm afraid to go home after this," cried Walter. "How +can I pay for that? And my mother----" + +In the noise and jumble Holsma did not understand; but Sietske +understood. + +"Sh!" she whispered. "Papa will pay for it all. Besides, I have money; +and William, too; and Hermann. Just be quiet." + +Walter still did not understand. When, under the protection of the +Holsmas, he was safe on the outside again, and the entire party had +escaped the mob by taking a side street, he reiterated that he did +dare show his face to his mother and Stoffel. + +"It doesn't make any difference about the money," said Holsma. "I +will attend to that. Why, boy, you're scared half to death. You're +shaking. Come along home with us where you can rest a bit and quiet +yourself." + +The distance, however, proved too short to have the desired quieting +effect on Walter. + +"My mother will be angry when I come home late." + +Holsma told him that a messenger should be sent to his mother at once, +so that she would know where he was. + +The doctor gave him a sedative and led him into a room adjoining that +in which the Holsma family were sitting. Walter was to walk up and +down the room till he felt better; but he soon got tired of this and +did the very thing that he was not to do; he sat down on a sofa and +fell asleep. + +Whether, in general, it is a good thing to keep in motion after a +fright--that I do not know. Walter, on the contrary, always felt the +need of sleep under such circumstances; and this remedy, with which +nature provided him, usually restored his mental equilibrium. Perhaps, +after all, it wasn't real sleep: he merely dreamed. + +Again he was lifted up, higher and higher, borne by strong hands. A +man bit him in the hand. The fact was he had scratched his hand on +a refractory horsehair, which had become tired of acting as stuffing +for a sofa-pillow. + +An angry woman assailed him with abuse. Stupid? Not stupid? We, the +masses? She let him fall. But he fell in Sietske's lap; and there +wasn't a single sliver of glassware. + +He was happy--but the horsehair scratched him again. Then he heard +a voice. Was he still dreaming? Yes, dreaming again of soaring and +falling. There was Femke. + +Of course there had to be something about her in his dream, and about +bleaching the clothes. Father Jansen was there, too, exhibiting to +the stars the particular garment that Femke had patched. Orion and +the Great Bear admired this specimen of her handiwork. Walter did not. + +"Did you do it yourself?" he heard Sietske asking in the next room. "Or +couldn't you get through the crowd?" + +"No, it was impossible to get through such a mob. I turned it over +to the man with the peddler's wagon." + +What was that? Walter sat up. Father Jansen was gone; Orion, too; +and the clouds, and the "masses"; but--that voice! + +He heard it again. + +"I know him very well--oh, so well! He's a good boy." This he heard +Femke say! + +He jumped up and ran into the room where the Holsmas were. He saw +a triangular piece of a woman's dress disappear through the door; +then the door closed. + +He didn't have the courage--or was something else beside courage +necessary to ask, "Is that Femke?" + +On his way home that evening Walter did not suffer in the least +from the sensation of being borne through the air; or from anything +similar. He was on the earth, very much on the earth. He felt lowly. + +If he had only seen that bit of Femke's dress somewhere else, and +not at the Holsmas--not in that swell family; not in the company +of Sietske, who had so much money in her "savings-bank," nor in the +presence of the vain William, who was studying Latin! + +He was brave enough to feel ashamed of himself; and that's all I can +say in his favor. + +Let us now look at things from the point of view of Juffrouw +Pieterse. That lady was in the clouds. She was hoping that the +messenger who had brought her news of Walter had not been able to +find her flat at once. The idea of someone from Dr. Holsma's asking +for her through the neighborhood was decidedly pleasant. The longer +he might have had to inquire for her the better! + +"Of course he was at the grocer's," she said. "Such messengers +never know where they have to go. Of course he told that the 'young +gentleman' was staying at Dr. Holsma's! And such a man always +tattles; such people don't do anything but tattle. But, as far as +I'm concerned, everybody can know it. I only mean that such people +like to tattle. But--say, Walter, how did it happen that you went +with the family? You're a nice rascal. Stoffel, what do you say?" + +Stoffel made a serious face--as much as to say: "Hm! I'll have to +think over it. He's been up to something." + +"I met the Holsma family in Kalver Street," Walter said. He told +the truth; he had met the family in Kalver Street. But why didn't he +tell anything about the extraordinary circumstances under which he +met them? Ah--there's the rub! + +"Your back is so sticky!" complained Pietro, whose care it was to +look after the washing. + +The family rubbed, and felt, and smelt; and then they declared +unanimously that Walter's back had been guilty of absorbing all kinds +of sticky gases and liquids. + +"Really, it smells like lemon," said Trudie. + +"And like wine!" + +"And it's just coated with sugar. Boy, where have you been? Don't +you have any sense of shame? To go to visit such swell people with +lemon and sugar on your back! It's a disgrace, a disgrace." + +"There was such a crowd on the street." + +"That don't explain the wine on your back--nor the lemon--nor the +sugar. What say you, Trudie?" + +There was complete unanimity. Timid, as usual, Walter didn't have the +courage to tell everything. Nor would this have done any good. The +understanding of the Pieterse family was like a rusty lock that no key +will open. Walter knew this, and remembering former sad experiences, +allowed the storm to rage above his head. Unfortunately he, too, +in a sense, was rusty. His nobility of character had suffered; he +had been guilty of cowardice. + +He felt it. No minister could pray it away. Not even God himself +could revoke it. Everyone must act according to his conviction, +Mevrouw Holsma had said. He had not done this. + +A dog would have kissed the hem of Femke's garment, meeting her after +such a long separation. For it was she. Certainly it was Femke--or---- + +Oh, he was hunting for or's! + +Could it have been somebody else? It must have been somebody else. How +could Femke be at Dr. Holsma's? + +No, no, it was she! Didn't she say that she knew me? Didn't she speak +with the same voice that I heard when she called me a dear boy and +gave me the kiss at the bridge? + +She didn't know then what a coward I am! She wouldn't deny me and +betray me. She would say to everybody: That is Walter, my little +friend that I kissed that time, because he was so brave in fighting +off those boys! + +And I? Oh, help me God! + +No, God has nothing to do with it. I am a coward. I can't live +this way. + +He thought of suicide; and in this mood he spent that Thursday +night. He arose Friday morning with the firm determination to put an +end to his unworthy existence. + +Fortunately, just after breakfast he was put to work on a job that +is calculated to reconcile one with life. + +He had been tried and convicted, the verdict being unanimous. The +penalty was that he should wash his jacket till it was clean. He +entered upon the task with such enthusiasm that in an hour he was +running to his mother crying triumphantly: + +"Look, mother! You can't see a trace of it now!" + +This little conquest dispelled all the clouds that had darkened +his life. + +There are plenty of people who would gladly fall into a barrel of +lemonade if they only understood the salutary effects of cleaning +a coat. + +The poor unfortunate who has never washed his own clothes does not +know what life is. + +I will ask her pardon, thought Walter; and he pictured it all +to himself, wondering whether it would do for him to fall at her +feet at Holsma's, in the presence of the one who had delivered the +message. Finally, however, he quieted himself with the thought that +Femke would probably not be at the doctor's very long. He hoped to be +able then to settle the matter quietly, when only the two concerned +were present. This was not courageous, to be sure; but his punishment +was already on the way. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVI + + +The events of an eventful Friday were at an end, as it seemed; and +Walter prepared to climb into the narrow bedstead, which he shared with +his brother Laurens. He was now in a tranquil frame of mind. He didn't +even have any desire to romp with Laurens, who, without laying claim to +geometrical knowledge, usually managed to find the diagonal of the bed. + +It was Walter's intention to think over recent events again. He wished +to busy himself with others; he was tired of himself--at least he +thought so for a moment. + +There was a prince, who distributed money among the people. Oh, +if I were only a prince! + +That wasn't a bad thought. Under the same circumstances, most people +would have thought: Oh, if I could only have got some of the money! + +The countess-palatine from--where from? Well it makes no +difference. She was in the museum and the papers said she was gracious, +very gracious. + +I would do it too, thought Walter, if I were a countess-palatine. What +sort of a profession is that? + +The king had given audiences--and a dinner--and had said--well, the +usual things. But for Walter it was new and interesting. The welfare of +the city seemed to lie heavily on his majesty's heart. It lay heavily +on Walter's heart, too; but that did not prevent Walter from admiring +this peculiarity of the king. In Africa he would do the same thing. + +No, away with Africa! + +He threw off his left stocking so violently that it curled around +the leg of the chair like a dying earthworm. + +What strange things he had heard of Princess Erika! It was said that +she was to have married a grand-duke, but rejected him. + +The middle classes were delighted with this news; though not knowing +but that it might merely have been stubbornness on the part of the +princess. + +She was of such a strange nature that she did not know how to behave +herself in her high position. + +Walter slipped off his other stocking, finding fault with the princess +for disregarding the usual customs and conventions. Hm! He wondered +if she would like to change places with him, and let him be Prince +Erich--and she---- + +He wondered if she too wore an ugly nightcap. But--no! Princesses +would wear caps of diamonds. + +Princess Erika! + +Walter blew out the light--no, he was on the point of blowing it +out. He had selected one of the triangles that Laurens had described +in the bed, when suddenly he became aware of a great tumult in the +Pieterse home. + +Yes, somebody had rung violently three or four times and was still +banging at the door. Fire? + +Hm! Could it be Princess Erika, he thought, who was coming to change +places with him? + +Alas, it was only Juffrouw Laps; and she did not come to exchange. + +Well, what did she want then, so late in the evening? + +Walter pulled himself together and listened. + +The compartment where Walter and Laurens slept was a boxed-up +arrangement over the sitting-room. Two of their sisters shared the +space with them. From considerations of modesty, therefore, the boys +always had to get sleepy a quarter of an hour before the young ladies. + +The writer is unable to say how much oxygen four young people need +during eight hours without suffocating; but anyway there wasn't much +room in this little nook. + +In another closet-affair there was a similar division, and here, too, +the hour for retiring was determined by similar laws of modesty. + +The reader will now understand why a part of the family, the female +part of course, was still in the sitting-room when Walter imagined +that Princess Erika had come to exchange places with him. + +Juffrouw Laps, who had rushed up the steps like a crazy woman, burst +into the room weeping and moaning and sobbing. + +The usual cries of, "What on earth is the matter?" "Lord 'a' +mercy--what has happened?" were forthcoming. Walter noticed, too, that +the customary glass of water was offered and drunk, and that proper +efforts were being made to get the unhappy one to "calm herself." + +Juffrouw Laps began her story with the positive assurance that it +was impossible for her to utter a word. + +It seemed, therefore, that the affair was something important. Walter +pulled on one of his stockings and prepared to listen. + +"I swear, Juffrouw Pieterse, by the omnipotent God, that I'm so +frightened and excited that I can't talk." + +"Goodness!" + +"Where are your children? In bed? Not all of them, I hope. Really, +I can't speak. Give me another glass of water, Trudie. Listen, how +my teeth are chattering. That comes from fright, doesn't it? I'm in +a tremble all over. Thank you, Trudie. Where's--Stoffel?" + +"He's undressing," said Juffrouw Pieterse. "He goes to bed before +me and Pietro. Mina makes so much noise, you know; and Trudie must +stay with the boys to keep them from fighting. That's why I sleep +with Pietro, you see. Stoffel undresses himself, and then he draws +the curtain when he hears us on the steps. But why----" + +"How that concerns me, you mean? To be sure. I'm just beside myself +from fright! And is--Laurens in bed too?" + +"Of course! A long time already. He has to go to the printing-house +early." + +"All in bed! And I--I run through the streets, wretched, crazy, +and don't know what to do. Is everybody in bed?--everybody?" + +"But what has happened?" + +"I'm going to tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse. Oh, if you only knew how +frightened I am!" + +Consideration of acoustics now led Walter to put on his other stocking. + +"You know, Juffrouw Pieterse, that of late so much stealing has been +going on." + +"Yes, but----" + +"And burglary and murder! And the police can't catch anybody. You know +the old woman and the servant-girl who were murdered in Lommer Street." + +"But three are already behind the bars for it. What more do you want?" + +"That's all right; the murderers are running around scot-free. They've +locked up three fellows just to keep the people from thinking too +much. They don't want anybody to ask, 'What are the police for?' You +see what I mean? I tell you that such a low-down rascal, who commits +a murder and steals lots of money, cannot hide his bloody clothes; +nor the money, either. He's not used to having so much money. All +the neighbors know his coat and breeches; and such a man hasn't any +trunk where he can hide his things. He doesn't know how to manage with +drafts and notes; and he don't know enough to get away to a foreign +country. As for friends to help him get rid of the stolen things, +he hasn't any. I tell you, Juffrouw Pieterse, a murder or a robbery, +when they don't catch the murderer right away--then some respectable +person has done it, who has more clothes and boxes and presses and +linen--and he has friends among bankers. A common fellow would stick +a hundred thousand florins in the bread-box, and the children would +find it when they went to slip a slice of bread and butter. What do +you say, Trudie?" + +Trudie was not versed in criminal statistics and had never reflected +on the matter. At least Walter heard no answer. Curiosity compelled +him to draw on his trousers. + +"But," he heard his mother saying again, "what has happened to you?" + +"What has happened? I am beside myself. Don't you see how I'm +trembling? The city is full of murderers!" + +"My goodness! How can I help it?" + +"You can't. But I am beside myself, and I want to ask your advice. Do +they all go to bed so early?--Stoffel--and Laurens--all of them? Look, +how I'm shaking. Do you suppose I dare go back to my room?" + +"Why not? Do you think you're going to be murdered?" + +"Yes. I do think it! The murderers of that old woman and of the +servant-girl are still on the war-path. Yesterday at the illumination +how many watches did they steal? And the police--what do they +do? Nothing, nothing! Yes, they watch you to see if you beat a rug +in the morning after ten o'clock. That's what the police do. They +don't bother murderers." + +"What do you know about the murderers? It's your duty to report them +if you know them." + +Walter put on his vest and wrapped his muffler around his neck. + +"What I know about them! They are besieging me in my own house. Isn't +that pretty rough? I went out at noon to see the boat race on the +Amstel; but there was nothing to see, because there was no wind. And +such a crowd! All the kings were there, and the visiting princes +and princesses, you know; and everybody stared at the carriages, +and I did too. Not that I care anything about a king. Goodness, +no! For he is only a worm in God's hand, and when the Master doesn't +aid him--all is vanity, vanity. Dust and ashes--that's all. But I +looked at the carriages, you know, and at the horses, and at the +staring crowd. I thought to myself, I will fry the potatoes when I +go home. They had been left over from dinner; and when there are any +potatoes left over, you know, I always fry them for supper. There was +a big crowd, and all were mad because there was no wind; for people +are foolish about pleasure and never think of the Master. Worldly, +worldly, they were--and the princes and princesses. I thought, well, +it's no wonder that there's so much robbery and murder; for they try +God's patience. I thought, God will punish you; He's only abiding +His time. He always does it, Juffrouw Pieterse! A lady--the creature +had red pimples on her face, and was older than you--what do you +suppose she had on her head? A turban! She rode in a carriage with +four horses. What do you think of that? She was playing with a fan; +and, when a prince rode up to her carriage, she stuck out her hand +and let the fan go up and down three times. And the prince did that +way three times. Were they crazy, or not? What will the Master say +to that? If He only doesn't send a pestilence on us!" + +"Yes, but the murderers--what did they do to you?" + +"Why, certainly--what they did? I am going to tell you. I'm still +trembling. I had sliced my potatoes, put them on a saucer and set +them away in the cupboard. Then I thought, I will fry them when I come +home; for I didn't expect to stay long in the crowd, for I have been +saved by grace and don't care for worldly things--ah, dear Juffrouw +Pieterse, you must call Stoffel, so he can hear what has happened." + +Stoffel was already on his way down; and Walter was glad of it. Walter +had heard the noise Stoffel was making putting on his clothes in the +adjoining booth, and upon this he builded hopes that he too might +be allowed to go down, where he could hear the exciting story better +than was possible through the cracks in the floor. In the meantime he +had completely dressed himself. The noises below told him of Stoffel's +arrival in the sitting-room. He heard the usual greetings and Juffrouw +Laps's solemn assurance that she was still in such a tremble that +she couldn't say a word. Then he heard her ask immediately where +Laurens was. + +Laurens? Well, he was asleep. + +That youth's absence seemed to trouble the visitor. She couldn't +proceed. Was it really necessary for Laurens to be present? + +"What do you say, Stoffel? Isn't the city full of thieves and +murderers?" + +Stoffel drew in his upper lip and tried to make the lower one touch +his nose. Let the reader try the same; then he will know how Stoffel +answered, and what his answer meant. + +Juffrouw Laps pretended to believe that he had said "yes." + +"Don't you see, Stoffel says so too! The city is full of thieves and +murderers, and--a respectable person is afraid to go to bed alone +any more. It's just that way." + +"But--Juffrouw!" + +"The police? Nonsense! What good do the police do, when people +don't believe in God? That's the truth. Whoever doesn't do that is +lost. Human help--I cannot understand at all why Laurens goes to bed so +early. You surely know that so much sleep isn't good for anybody. What +does the Bible say? Watch and pray! But--everyone according to his +notion. I swear before God that I don't dare to go home alone and----" + +Walter's curiosity was at high tension. In order to hear better he +was leaning over, supporting himself with the chair. The point of +support was unsteady. The chair slipped and rattled across the floor, +crashing into another piece of furniture. + +"Heaven and earth! What are they up to now," groaned the +mother. "Laurens, is that you?" + +Walter peeped in, "It was me." The result was that he was soon in the +midst of the interesting conversation that he had been trying to hear +from above. + +His entrance took place under unfavorable circumstances. He was blamed +for not having been undressed. + +"Do you always put on your nightcap before you undress?" cried +the mother. + +The boy had actually forgotten to take off his nightcap. He was so +ashamed that he felt he would like to fall through the floor. He +would rather have neglected anything else. + +"And--what have you there?" + +Alas, our hero looked more ridiculous than anyone could look by simply +putting on a nightcap. He had armed himself with an old rusty knife +that his father had used in prehistoric times for cutting leather! + +During the whole of the Laps recital, which progressed so slowly, +he had thought and hoped and intended--yes, he heard something that +sounded like, "Where is Walter?" The speaker really did not say it--no, +on the contrary, those were the very words she wished to avoid--still, +he thought he heard her say them. On this Friday he had acted mean +and cowardly; but he was still Walter. + +Murderers? Thieves? A lady in danger? What other answer could there +be but: "I am here, I, Walter!" + +Oh, fate, why did you put that sword in his hand and let him forget +to remove that nightcap? Why didn't you divide these two absurdities +between Stoffel and Walter! Or why couldn't you put that feathery +diadem on the head of the sleeping Laurens? It would have been all +the same to him how he looked in his sleep. + +Walter was in a rage. + +And I am, too. Towards Femke his chivalry had remained in the +background; and now it must burst forth at a doubtful call from +Juffrouw Laps! + +In his anger he threw the weapon down violently and allowed it to +rebound across the room. He slapped the nightcap on the table. + +No one would have thought that the little man could be so vehement. His +mother, with her usual solicitousness, inquired into the condition +of his mind, asking if he was only cracked, or downright crazy. + +"I tell you," said the visitor, "you ought not to worry that child +so much." + +"Go to bed at once!" cried the mother. + +"Why can't you let the child stay here? But--oh, yes! I was going to +tell you about my potatoes." + +Walter stayed. For this privilege he was indebted to the general +curiosity. + +"Just imagine, when I came home about half past ten o'clock--I couldn't +get away earlier on account of the crush, you know. Don't you know, +I don't care for these big occasions. Well, when I got home--the city +is full of thieves, murderers, and that must not be forgotten--well, +my potatoes were--what do you think my potatoes were? They were--gone!" + +"Gone?" + +"Gone!" + +"All gone?" + +"All gone!" + +"Your potatoes--gone?" + +"My potatoes--all completely gone!" + +"But----" + +"I tell you those thieves and murderers did it. Who else could have +done it? Thieves and murderers in my house! And I wanted to ask +you--for I'm afraid in my room----" + +Walter's eyes fairly shone. + +"I wanted to ask, if perhaps--your son Stoffel----" + +Stoffel's face was a study, a curiosity. If the said thieves and +murderers could have seen it they would have been greatly pleased, +for it bore evidence of Stoffel's intention to leave them undisturbed +in their work. + +"But, Juffrouw," he said, "haven't you a cat in your room?" + +"A cat? A cat to fight murderers with!" + +"No, Juffrouw, not to fight murderers; but a cat that might have +eaten the potatoes." + +"I don't know anything about a cat. I only know that the city is +full of low-down people when so many murders are committed and no one +tries to catch the murderers. Not that I am anxious about my life--no, +not at all. When the Master calls me I shall say, 'Let thy daughter +go in peace; my eyes have seen thy glory.'" + +"But, woman, why didn't you look in your closet, and under the bed?" + +"I didn't want to do that, Juffrouw Pieterse! The Lord will take care +of me--but one must not try the Lord's patience. I would not go in the +closet, or look under the bed--not for everything in the world! For of +course he's there, and that's why I wanted to ask if your son--Stoffel, +or, if Stoffel doesn't want to, if perhaps your son--Laurens, or----" + +"But, Juffrouw, why didn't you call the neighbors?" + +Thus spoke Stoffel. + +"The neighbors? Well, I guess they know about it. The man who lives +under me is afraid of a poodle-dog, not to mention a murderer. There's +a man living next to me; but, you know, he is--what shall I say--he +is a sort of bachelor, and I don't want to get talked about. You +know a woman must always think of her reputation, and not get mixed +up in gossip." + +It did not occur to anyone to ask what sort of a creature Stoffel +was. Was he a bachelor? Or did his position as a teacher protect him +against any worldly suspicion? + +"And, besides," continued the seductive Laps, "do you think all +men have courage? No! They're as afraid of a thief as they are of +death. Last week an insolent beggar was on the steps, and the fellow +wouldn't leave. Do you think the men did anything to him? Scared to +death! But, I tell you, I got hold of him in a hurry and----" + +She had gone too far, and she saw it. + +"Well, I would have done that if I hadn't been a woman; for a woman +must never use violence. It isn't becoming. What do you say, Trudie? I +ran and shut my door. Wasn't that right? No, none of the men-folk +has any courage!" + +None of the men-folk! Walter felt insulted. He was swelling with +suppressed courage; he was eager for a fray. At least, he was eager to +show that he was an exception to Juffrouw Laps's general indictment. Of +course Juffrouw Laps noticed this. + +"Well, if Stoffel doesn't want to----" + +"To tell the truth, I----" + +"And if Laurens is already asleep--and if--if no one else will----" + +She arose. + +"Then I suppose I must, relying upon God, go alone. But it's horrible +for a woman to be entirely alone!" + +She looked at them all in turn, all except the one she was talking +to. Walter felt that he was being forgotten, or overlooked. This only +increased his latent courage and made him burn with a desire to be +numbered with the knighthood of the house. + +"Yes, if there's nobody here who's not afraid----" + +"I'm not afraid!" + +All but Juffrouw Laps were surprised. She was a good psychologist, +and had not expected anything else. It was her part, however, to +pretend to be as much surprised as any of the rest. + +"You?" + +"You, Walter?" + +"Boy, are you crazy? You?" + +"Yes, I. I'm not afraid; not if there were ten in the closet and a +hundred under the bed!" + +A little Luther! But with a difference. Luther had a God in whom +he felt he could trust--reinforced by a few grand-dukes. Walter, +without any grand-dukes, was ready to enter the field against a God +who was allowing any number of murderers to take shelter under the +roof and bed of Juffrouw Laps. + +"Boy!" + +"I'll risk it." + +"Let him go, Juffrouw Pieterse. You understand--it's company for me +to have such a child with me. Then I'm not frightened so badly, if a +murderer is in the closet. Nobody wants to be entirely alone. Isn't +that so?" + +Juffrouw Laps gained her point: Walter was permitted to go with her. + +It was principally their vanity that caused the Pieterses to consent +so readily to Juffrouw Laps's request and allow her to take Walter +away to act as her castellan. Not one of them felt that it was a +good thing for Walter to go with the Juffrouw; but they were all +proud of his courage. The story would get noised abroad, and people +would pass it on to their friends. Juffrouw Pieterse would see to +it that the people knew it was "the same young gentlemen, you know, +that went home with Dr. Holsma." + +Yes, and then people would say: "There's something in those Pieterse +children." + +Mothers like to hear such things. + +With his package under his arm Walter marched away with Juffrouw +Laps to do battle for that pious lady. That prehistoric weapon he +left behind, on her assuring him that she had a well-filled store +of weapons and ammunition enough to kill all the murderers that he +would have occasion to contend with. + + + + +CHAPTER XXVII + + +Walter shuddered as he crossed Juffrouw Laps's threshold. He reflected, +and wondered how he could have entered upon this knightly expedition +without considering certain details connected with it and inseparable +from it. + +The first thing she offered him, of course, was the fried potatoes, +that dainty dish which the murderers had greedily made away with! + +Walter was beginning to feel that the game wasn't worth the candle. The +adventure didn't offer sufficient outlet for his chivalry. In fact, +he thought something other than chivalry was necessary to face +single-handed and alone those fried potatoes and Juffrouw Laps's +persistent attentions. + +"Make yourself at home and eat all you want. Don't be a bit +embarrassed. Or would you rather take off your coat first? You know, +you're to stay all night with me." + +Walter preferred to keep on his coat for the present. + +"And I have a dram for you, too, my boy--something extra. It's +from Fockink's. You know where he has his distillery, there in that +narrow street. You must never pass along there. Bad women live in +that street. They stand at the doors and windows, don't you know; +and that isn't good for a bachelor like you." + +Walter, the "bachelor," looked surprised. He was abashed; though he +was not displeased. This promotion was more flattering than going into +"business." + +Still, he was embarrassed. Juffrouw Laps found it desirable, therefore, +to continue along this line. + +"Certainly, Walter, you're a bachelor. Don't you know that? It's only +because at home they treat you like a child. I tell you, you're a +bachelor, just as much so as anybody else. Do you think I like Stoffel +as well as I do you? No, no, no! Not a bit of it! I like you lots +better. Don't you want a pipe to smoke? You are man enough for that. Of +course you are; and why shouldn't you smoke a pipe like other men?" + +Men, men! + +Walter answered that he couldn't smoke yet. It cost him an effort to +make the admission; but his first attempt to equal Stoffel in that +respect had turned out badly. + +"So? You don't smoke?" She omitted his "yet." + +"Well, it's a good thing. It's a stupid habit in men. And forever the +terrible smoke! I know other young gentlemen who do not smoke. For +instance, there is Piet Hammel. He's as old as you, but a little +smaller. He's going to marry a cousin of mine; and he doesn't smoke +either." + +Walter felt better now. He was interested. + +"Yes, they're going to get married about--well, I don't know exactly +when. But they intend to marry. I tell you, you are a real bachelor; +and it's awfully stupid of them still to treat you like a child. I've +told your mother so a hundred times. There on the street just now, +when we were together--I'm a delicate woman; but do you think I +was afraid?--with you with me? Not a bit. Not a trace of fear. And +why? Because everybody could see that I had a man with me. I ought +to have taken hold of your arm--you're almost taller than I am--but +I didn't do it because you had a package. And then--the people talk +so much! The watchman might have seen it, and he would have spread +the news broadcast that I had been seen at night with a gentleman." + +With a gentleman! Walter was listening. + +"A woman must always think of her reputation. But we're here at home +now, and that's very different, entirely different. I know that of +course you wouldn't tell anything bad about me. Whoever tells anything +bad on a woman isn't a true gentleman. You know that." + +Yes, Walter knew it. He understood Juffrouw Laps better than she +imagined. + +"What I wanted to say was, you must never go through that street. So +long as you were a child, it made no difference. But now! Let me fill +your glass for you." + +Walter drank. + +O Fancy, my muse, where art thou? + +"How do you like it?" + +Walter owned that the liquor had a pleasant taste. + +Satan's handmaid filled the glasses again. They were "so small," +really "mere thimbles." + +"And you must eat something, dearest. Oh, I have always thought so +much of you! It's good for you to have a little dram like that." + +Walter began to eat. + +"Just take off your coat; there's nobody here but us." + +Quite so. Walter did take off his coat. + +"And I'm going to sit close to you, for you are a dear, good, +sweet boy." + +Fancy, Fancy! + +The liquor was strong, and Walter drank more of it than was good +for him. He lost some of his modesty, and hardly knew what he was +saying to the talkative Juffrouw, as she asked questions from time +to time. She was not quite satisfied with the way things were going, +but hoped for the best. + +Occasionally Walter found time to wonder why he was there, what the +purpose of the enforced visit might be. His hostess seemed to have +forgotten all about those thieves and murderers; and when he reminded +her of them, she showed a spirit of valor that did him good. For he +and his valor were undone. + +"I will do them! Do you think I'm afraid of such a fellow? Well, +I guess not. Not afraid of three of them. I wouldn't be afraid of +ten of them--I'm not afraid of the whole world. I will do them." + +All the better, thought Walter; for then he wouldn't have to "do" them. + +They now heard something rustling around in the closet, or else they +imagined they heard something. Walter was frightened. He was a perfect +child again. + +"Stay here, and I will see what it is," cried the Juffrouw. "Do +you think I would let them beat you, or stab you, or murder you, +my boy! Never! Whoever touches you will have to walk over me. But I +will give them all they need." + +She went out, taking the light with her, to see what was the matter--if +anything. She was careful to leave Walter in the dark long enough for +him to wish for her return. The tables were being turned. A little +more, and the boy would seek protection under her apron. + +"But, Juffrouw----" + +"I will let you call me Christine. That's my name." + +This was too much for Walter. He preferred to avoid addressing her +directly. + +"But hadn't I better go home now?" + +"Not at all. You don't want to leave me, do you? You know your mother +is in bed asleep now. Besides, it was understood that you were to +spend the night here and take breakfast with me." + +Breakfast! The boy hadn't been doing anything else for an hour. Was +that to continue till morning? + +"I'll tell you what! Just undress yourself; and you needn't be a bit +ashamed before me. I will make down a pallet for you there in the +corner. When I'm here alone--just a woman--with all the thieves and +robbers--oh, it's so horrible!" + +Walter did not dare to say no; nor did he dare to do what was proposed +so enticingly. He hesitated. + +She talked sweetly and persuaded him. + +He began to---- + +The child was as if hypnotized. + +O Fancy, Fancy! Where art thou? + + + + +CHAPTER XXVIII + + +It will be remembered that on this significant Friday a boat-race +had been arranged for the amusement of the visiting princes and +princesses. It had to be called off on account of a disinclination +on the side of the wind to fill its part of the program, or rather, +to fill the sails. For it was to have been a "sail." Rowing was not +in style then; it was not considered dignified and manly. Besides, +the boats were not built to be propelled in this way. + +The boat-race had been canceled; but the crowd remained, and continued +to discharge its enthusiasm for royalty till a late hour. It was a +great day; and the populace perspired and shouted and howled. + +It was so hot that kings and princesses perspired like ordinary +mortals. They flourished fans indolently. At that time there was a +special kind of fan: "joujoux de Normandie." + +It was observed that the old countess-palatine manipulated her fan more +elegantly than anyone else. No doubt it was through this "gentle art" +that she exerted her greatest influence on humanity. + +Gradually the carriages of the distinguished guests disappeared, +and the knightly horsemen tired of the saddle. The day drew to a +close. The populace pushed and crowded and sang and hurrahed and +drank. Fireworks were discharged, to express, so the newspapers said, +the inexpressible love of the people for princes and princesses. + +Oh, those firecrackers, and the danger in them! Quick, quick--throw +it--a second longer and it will burst in your hand--hurrah! + +It was magnificent--the danger and thrilling anxiety. There was +a tradition that somebody had once held a firecracker in his hand +too long and had been badly hurt by it. This traditional "somebody" +was now inspiring the revelers with fresh enthusiasm. + +So it was on that evening, before the city authorities had prohibited +the use of fireworks. After the houses had been covered with slate, +it was thought that there was too much danger of fire in firecrackers, +but on that evening, when the houses still had thatch roofs, the +dangerous pleasure of Amsterdam youth was unrestrained. + +And the other dangerous pleasures! How many lasses went home with their +skirts singed, some of them hardly getting home at all. Interesting +adventures! And a boy--"those boys have to have their noses in +everything"--yes, a youth came very near getting a load in his +face. Thrilling delight! + +The crowd was now in the street where Juffrouw Laps resided. The +reader will recall that Walter was spending the night with her. + +Boom! went a gun, or a cannon-cracker; and Walter awoke just as his +affectionate hostess and religious adviser was going to give him +a kiss. + +Juffrouw Laps had burned her sinful lips. "Lord have mercy on us, +what is that!" she cried. + +Both ran to the open window. Ordinarily a respectable Hollandish girl +never leaves her window open at night; but the extreme heat of the +evening must be urged in Juffrouw Laps's favor. + +It was clear to them at once that they had not been fired upon by +those "murderers," for nobody paid any attention to them or showed any +interest in them. Other windows were open, as well; and on all sides +people were looking out. Right and left a cannonade of firecrackers +was going on. + +In the interest of privacy Juffrouw Laps took the precaution to blow +out the light as quickly as possible. Another might have neglected +this. + +Walter looked down on it all with the delight of a child. He forgot +the insistent kindness of his hostess; he thought of nothing but +the crowd below and their antics. The noise and tumult sobered him; +and it even had a quieting effect on Juffrouw Laps. + +"How foolish the people are. They push one another hither and thither +and don't know themselves why they do it." + +"Click, click!" answered an enthusiast with a gun. He was in the +midst of a bevy of girls, who scattered in an uproar. + +"They're all drunk," said Juffrouw Laps. "I wish they would go +home. I'm tired--and it's two o'clock." + +"Just a little more!" begged Walter. "I'm not tired--not a bit!" + +"I'm afraid you're catching cold. For you know, the night air after +a hot day--well, put on your cap, dearest. I wouldn't have this night +air to give you a cold for everything in the world. Look, there goes +another one." It was a Roman candle. + + + "Amour a la plus belle. + Honneur au plus vaillant----" + + +"Why don't they sing Dutch? Do you understand any of it?" + +Walter knew something of the handsome Dunois, who slew so many Turks +and received as his reward the daughter of the duke, his master. How +would a knight be rewarded after he had already received one reward? Or +how would it have been if the master had had no daughter? + +While Walter was asking his lady friend such difficult questions as +these, they heard an outburst of cries and abuse and oaths below. A +reaction had set in. It was a perfect riot. The crowd swayed first +one way then the other, according as one party or the other was in +the ascendency. + +Non-combatants were pushing their way out; combatants, themselves +crowded, were crowding others. Cries of "help" were heard. Mothers, +with babies in their arms, attested their fear; women in delicate +health made their condition known. + +The press was worst on the corner, whither the revelers were streaming +from three directions. Here was located a popular restaurant and +drinking-place, which was probably the destination of the stream coming +from Amstel Street. The second stream, coming from Utrecht Street, +evidently had the same objective in view. The strongest current +was flowing from the belligerent group, which was now squeezed into +close quarters. + +From his recent experience Walter knew what it meant to be in such a +mob. Whoever fell was walked over. But it really wasn't so bad as that: +to fall was impossible. The danger was in being crowded off the street +into basements, where limbs and necks might be easily broken. In this +respect there was more danger than there had been the evening before +in Kalver Street. + +"Christian souls!" cried Juffrouw Laps. "I'm getting right sick at +the stomach." + +Walter's condition was about the same. All at once he seized her +arm. He thought that he saw somebody--somebody who looked like---- + +"That's right, dear. Hold fast to me. It's simply death and murder!" + +Walter did not say anything. + +"Isn't it enough to run anybody crazy?" continued the dear +Juffrouw. "Hold fast to me, and remember that I am your Christine." + +He was remembering something else. + +"Don't be afraid--Lord, that child's beside himself--nobody shall +hurt you. I will take care of you." + +He held on to her arm all the tighter; otherwise he was as if turned +to stone. + +"I wouldn't pay any attention to it, sweetheart. But--it is bad +enough. Do you see that girl there with the North Holland cap on? I +wouldn't like to be in her place." + +"It is--Femke! O God, it is Femke!" + +Shaking off Juffrouw Laps, who attempted to hold him back, he rushed +down the steps and in a few minutes was in the thickest of the fray. + +He fought his way through the crowd like a mad-man, soon reaching the +point where he had seen Femke. She, however, had disappeared. A man +with flashy cap and sailor's jacket, who from above had looked like +her escort, was still contending with the crowd. It seemed as if the +two had come arm in arm through Amstel Street. + +"Is there a girl here with a North Holland cap on?" + +The man was too busy fighting and wrestling for standing-room to make +answer. Meanwhile, Walter noticed that the fellow was struggling +toward the "Herberge," and concluded that his lady must have taken +refuge there. + +Walter paid no more attention to the punches and blows he received. He +was only concerned to give as many blows as were necessary to hasten +his arrival at the restaurant. The place was about as badly crowded +as the street, but there was no fighting going on. + +Yes, Walter had made a good beginning: yesterday in the "Polish +Coffeehouse," to-day in the "Juniper Berry"--thrown in there, fighting +his way in here. + +He was in the restaurant at last, looking for Femke. Now he thought +that he had discovered her, standing on a step, or something of the +kind. With lips tightly closed, her arms crossed, the girl was looking +quietly down on the multitude as if in silent contempt. The rim was +torn from her cap and was hanging down. Walter thought that he even +saw blood on her face--Femke's dear face! + +He was exhausted and could not reach her. He looked at her. She did +not see him. + +She stood there proud and haughty. He called to her. She did not hear. + +"O God! she despises me. I deserve it for my cowardice at Holsma's." + +"Boy," said the woman behind the bar, "we don't have any bellowing +here. If you want to bellow go to your mother." + +Easier said than done. He couldn't move a peg, such was the press. He +was shoved against the counter; and it was impossible for him to keep +sight of Femke. The tears began to roll down his cheeks. + +"What are you doing in such a crowd anyway?" continued the woman, +"when you're so weak. You look as flimsy as a dish-rag. What have +you been doing? Let me give you a glass of cognac." + +He would have been only too glad to pay for his place; but, as he +"received at home everything that he needed," he did not have +the wherewithal. Still, there was no danger of his being thrown +out. The crowd, which was threatening to expend its remaining +energy in destroying the liquids of the place, was now occupying the +barmaid's attention. I should say Mrs. Goremest's attention. She was +the proprietress. + +The girl continued to hold her position of advantage. There was +something scornful in her features. "Who dares!" she seemed to say. + +Walter was feeling bad. She looked over in his direction, but without +seeing him. He called; but she did not hear. + +Then the fellow with the flashy cap and sailor jacket appeared in the +door. He had not been one of the belligerents; but he had suffered +the fate of neutral powers. As his clothing testified, both parties +had been his enemies. + +So intent was the fellow on getting in that he did not even take time +to return the shoves and cuffs that he received. Twice, three times +he was crowded back; for where so many want the same thing, it isn't +easy to obtain. Nevertheless, he had one advantage over the others, +who sought only a resting-place and a glass of liquor. He was incited +by something else. + +Walter hoped with all his heart that the fellow would succeed in +reaching Femke. She looked so lonely in the midst of that wild mob. If +he had been stronger, he would have--but she wouldn't have anything to +do with him. Wouldn't she push him off, just as she did the insolent +fellow who first caught hold of her apron? + +The girl seemed now to spy the sailor. She nodded to him and smiled, +as if to encourage him. Or was she thanking him for his fidelity? Her +smile bore the message that she was uninjured, and fearless. Yes, +she stood there a statute of repose. + +The sailor nodded back. + +He would never have denied her, Walter thought. + +Mrs. Goremest happened to see the new arrival; and, from the way she +greeted him, he seemed to be a frequent visitor to her place: + +"Hello, Klaas. Are you there too? You're out of breath, aren't you?" + +She gave orders to let him through, and even came out a few steps +and helped open up the way for him. + +Thus it happened that Klaas Verlaan found standing-room at the counter +not far from Walter. + +"Well, they've made the most of you!" + +He saw it the same way. He was never certain of a moment's recreation +before bedtime. Walter, as well as the girl who still maintained her +elevated position in the corner, agreed with the bar-woman's verdict. + +"Had a good day?" continued the woman. "It was bad about the +boat-race." + +Klaas placed his finger on his mouth, as if he were going to tell +her a secret. He wanted to tell of an adventure with Princess Erika. + +"A glass of corn?" translated the bar-woman, but without guessing +the right thing. + +"Half and half?" + +"Nor that either." + +"Red?" + +This time Klaas was particularly dainty and hard to please. He declined +regularly whatever she suggested and continued to exert himself to +draw her into a more confidential talk. He had had the pleasure of +pulling Princess Erika out of the water. + +On the outside they were still singing, "Amour a la plus belle." + +"The devil take those Welsh songs!" cried one of the drinkers. "We +are Dutchmen forever!" + +"Yes, we are Dutchman forever----" + +"And our prince----" + +"Sh!" + +"I will sing what I please; and, if anybody doesn't want to sing"--he +struck himself on the chest, and the whole party was Dutch and +enthusiastic over royalty. "Our Prince" was sung lustily, and to +a finish. + +"Hurrah!" + +"Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen----" + +"Yes, when we were still true Dutchmen----" + +"And under the republic!" + +"Long live the republic!" + +"You all ought to have seen a yacht-race then." + +"And our prince----" + +"Under the republic all men were equal." + +"Equal. No difference at all." + +"Down with the tyrants!" + +"They're not a bit better than we are!" + +"They suck the life out of the people." + +"Yes, they bleed us." + +"And why? Because you're all cowardly dogs." + +"Yes, they're all cowardly dogs." + +"You put your necks under the yoke." + +"Whenever a king comes around, or an emperor, or a prince, then all +of you are so frightened you tremble like an aspen leaf." + +"Yes, like an aspen leaf!" + +"If you fellows were----" + +"All men are born free." + +"Yes, we were born free and equal." + +"And true Dutch hearts--what say you, Mrs. Goremest? What do you think, +that's a daughter of M'neer----" + +The name died on the speaker's lips. He became pale. + +"A daughter of M'neer----!" + +"Certainly. Ask Verlaan." + +Verlaan nodded. + +"Is that so, Klaas? Really and truly? Why then does she stand there +dressed that way--like an ordinary girl?" + +"Oh, those clothes came from my Gertie, you know. Rich people have----" + +"Come, boys, we must go home now. Mother Goremest needs sleep, +too. We are not made of iron; we are flesh and blood." + +"Down with the tyrants! We were born free. True Dutch hearts----" + +"Sh! The young lady----" + +"What? That girl? What then?" + +"Sh! The daughter of--but don't say a word. Damme if it isn't so--the +daughter of M'neer--Kopperlith!" + +"Kopperlith on Keizersgracht? What are you talking about, +man! Kopperlith--on Keizersgracht!" + +"Yes, of course. Come, we're going." + +"His daughter? His----natural daughter?" + +"That's right. You understand it now; but keep quiet about it." + +The true Dutch hearts and republicans paid and left the bar. + +It was a sudden whim of Klaas Verlaan's to make his ward a child of +Keizersgracht; but it brought him in more ducats than he cared to +admit afterward. + +Kopperlith? Kopperlith? on Keizersgracht? Femke on Keizersgracht! And +on the day after to-morrow he was to begin work for this wealthy +gentleman. + +His head swam. Was he still Walter Pieterse? He doubted it. Before +he had quite come to himself, he was forced through the door with +other late stragglers. It was time for Mrs. Goremest to close. + +The street was comparatively quiet now. Walter remained near the +"Herberge," which to him was a sort of temple where his Goddess was +being worshiped. Now and then somebody else was pitched out the door, +who would have been glad to stay longer. It was not every day that +one got an opportunity to see a daughter of M'neer Kopperlith. Some +wanted to join the triumvirate of Verlaan, the republican speaker, +and Mrs. Goremest; but the three felt themselves strong enough to do +the work and share the rewards. + +At last the outflow ceased, and Walter was just going to peep through +the curtains of the glass door, when the door opened again and the +republican emerged. Walter heard Klaas call to him: + +"There on the corner in Paarden Street, you know. If it costs a dollar +more, that's all right. Tell the cabby----" + +Walter understood. The republican was to get a cab--for Femke? + +Walter waited. In the meanwhile, Mrs. Goremest had locked the door and +drawn the curtains, so that it was impossible for him to look in now. + +In a short time a carriage drove up, and the republican sprang out +of it. The door of Mrs. Goremest's establishment opened again, and +Klaas Verlaan with the ostensible daughter of Kopperlith appeared. + +"Femke, I am here!" Walter cried, hurrying to her. "I am here. Oh, +Femke, don't go with the strange men!" + +"What in the devil are you doing here again!" snorted Verlaan, seizing +Walter by the collar to pull him back into the restaurant. "What do +you want? And who are you?" + +"Femke, don't go with the strange men. I will take you home, I, +Walter." + +"The boy is weak in the upper story," affirmed Mrs. Goremest. "He's +been bellowing around her the whole evening like a calf, and he hasn't +spent a doit." + +Walter reached for Femke's hand; and then he noticed how curiously +she was rigged out. She was completely covered. Of her head, +face, shoulders, figure--nothing was to be seen. Mrs. Goremest +had contributed her cloak; but what would one not do for a +Kopperlith? Still, she was saving: Only the stump of one tallow +candle was burning. It flickered strangely, giving to everything a +ghostly appearance. + +"Is it you, Erich?" the girl asked. + +"Femke, Femke, for God's sake, don't go with those strange men!" + +Tearing himself away from Verlaan, he threw himself at Femke's feet. He +pulled aside her cloak and covered her hand with tears and kisses. + +"Just like I tell you," declared Mrs. Goremest. "The boy is as crazy +as a bedbug." + +"Femke, I will never deny you again. Strike me, tread on me, kill me, +but--don't go with those strange men." + +"Light!" cried the girl peremptorily--a word that even a Dutchman +understands. + +The republican took the candle from the counter and held it so that +the light fell on Walter's face. The boy was still kneeling. Through +an opening in her hood the girl looked down on him and was silent. She +did not withdraw the hand that Walter held closely pressed to his lips. + +Verlaan made a motion as if to remove the intruder; but the girl +stopped him with a look. Then she laid her free hand on Walter's head, +saying simply: + +"My brother!" + +"Another descendant of Kopperlith!" growled the republican. The young +people have strange ideas about how to spend the night." + +When Walter came to his senses, he was in the street again. The +carriage had driven away--whether with her, or without her; whether +with the two men, or without them--that he did not know. It made +no difference to him: she had called him "brother," seriously, +solemnly. She had spoken clearly and distinctly. + +"O God! I thank thee. Thou art kind and compassionate. I didn't +know that Femke could speak like that. She must have felt it down in +her heart." + +To-morrow, he thought, he would become immensely wealthy--in +"business"--and, of course, he was going to be a king again, and +still more: For Femke he would be more than a brother! Juffrouw Laps +had awakened in him--well, something, he did not know himself what it +was. His heart rejoiced; he walked upon stilts, as tired as he was, +and wondered that his head did not bump against the clouds. + + + + +CHAPTER XXIX + + +For anyone in Walter's present mood, there are only two things in +the world; self, and--nothingness! + +Walter looked about him. "Butter Market," he read on a sign. He noticed +that in the street socks could be bought, wagons hired, etc., etc. + +But what did it all mean? Nothing. He had kissed Femke's hand! + +It is too bad that the world did not sink out of existence on that +summer night. + +If Walter had noticed such an occurrence, he might have asked if +Femke was hurt; otherwise the phenomenon would not have disturbed him. + +The reader will understand, of course, that on this eventful night +the world did not go down. + +Walter forgave the sun for rising. He even excused the Butter Market +for being such a hot place; but it was difficult for him to convince +himself that it was not all a dream. + +A new feeling took possession of him. His ambitious plans of a material +nature receded into the background of consciousness. His one desire +now was to love Femke--and win her love. Those continents that were +expecting salvation from him might wait. + +He thought of Femke and her soft hand. Never had her hand felt like +that. Formerly it had seemed harder and rougher; but, of course, +he had just been mistaken about it. He imagined, too, that hitherto +he had not marked her voice well, nor her carriage. Surely, he had +never seen the true Femke till to-night--better, this morning. + +But--Klaas Verlaan and his rough companions! What did all that +gab about M'neer Kopperlith mean? There were other questions too; +but--Femke had called him brother; and that was one thing which with +him was as firm as the rock of Gibraltar. + +Brooding thus, he slipped along through the streets. Weak and tired, +he came to the "Dam." Here he saw a long row of carriages. The +coachmen sat in their places waiting for the princely guests, who +had wanted to see a Holland sunrise. The sun was already in sight; +but there were no princes and princesses to see him. A few laborers +were looking on indifferently. + +Yesterday Walter would have exerted himself to see a live, fullgrown +king, just to find out if he looked like Macbeth, or Arthur, or +Lear. To-day he was so tired that kings did not interest him. + +He was just starting on, when the coachmen suddenly assumed a rigid +attitude. A boy remarked that "they" were coming now. He was right: +they did come; and all, except one old lady, drove away so rapidly that +scarcely anyone saw them. She touched her coachman on the shoulder. + +"She has forgotten something," said the boy. + +Three or four cavaliers stormed back into the palace and brought her +fan. While they were gone, the boys wondered at the pimples on her +face. Walter's pictures had had nothing of that kind. How different +Femke's face was! + +Walter trudged along further; and, without thinking of where he was +going, he came to the meadow where Femke and her mother dried their +clothes. He sat down on the grass, intending to wait for the first +signs of life in Femke's home. He was not certain that she was there; +he did not know but that she might still be at Holsma's; but there +would be somebody there. + +Overcome by weariness he lay down and gradually fell asleep. His cap +came off, rolled down into the ditch and disappeared in the mud. + +If anyone passed by, he remarked that there lay a drunken fellow. Yes, +youth begins early. Possibly the fellow was sick; but then the police +would take care of him. Nobody hurt him; nobody touched him. His +dreams were undisturbed. + +He dreamed of various things; but the principal object of his dreams +was a young girl, who was standing on a platform playing ball with +heavy men, as if that were nothing. Suddenly it was little Sietske +Holsma. + +Then in his dreams he heard a voice: + +"Goodness, boy, how did you get here?" + +At first the voice was far away, then nearer, and finally quite +near. He had the dim impression that somebody was pulling him up to +a sitting posture. + +"Sietske!" he whispered, still sleeping. + +"Yes, that's my name. How did you know it?" + +"Sietske----!" + +"Why, certainly. Who told you? And what are you doing here. It isn't +very respectable. Are you drunk? And so young, too." + +He called Sietske's name again. + +"You may call me by my first name, if you want to; but how does it +come? Did Femke tell you? It's a real disgrace to lie here like a +hog. What were you going to say?" + +Walter rubbed his eyes and felt of his head. "I would like to wash +myself," he said, not yet wide awake. + +"All right," cried Mrs. Claus. "And you're not hurt, are you? Where +is your cap?" + +"Wash--with cold water," Walter said. + +"Good! Come to the pump with me." She led him through the house and +across the back yard. + +"You needn't be afraid to undress here; nobody can see you. But how +did you happen to call me by my first name all at once. Not that I'm +offended at all." + +Walter was still too much asleep to recall what had happened to him +during the past few hours; so he only said that he had a headache +and must wash himself first. + +Mrs. Claus, noticing that he was ashamed to undress, hung some quilts +on the fence, thus converting the yard into a sort of room. It never +occurred to her that her own presence might embarrass him. Walter +was still not quite pleased with the outlook for a bath; but since +yesterday he had been thinking of other things as strange. + +He began to strip, allowing Mrs. Claus to help him, just as if he +had been fifteen years younger than he was. To Mrs. Claus he was only +a child. + +She laid him on a bench under the spout and began to pump. At the first +drops he shivered; then the water flooded his head and shoulders. He +could neither see nor speak. His efforts to speak she interpreted as +calls for more water. + +"Yes, this will be good for you." Her words were drowned by the +splashing water. + +"You didn't hurt yourself, did you? Do you think that will be enough +now? I've pumped till I've got a pain in my side. But if you think +that----" + +She stopped all at once, but still held on to the pump handle, as if +to show her willingness to continue. + +"I forgot entirely to"--she began pumping again--"wash you off with +green soap. Femke always washes herself with it. It makes the skin +nice and smooth.--You ought to see your back now. It shines like +a looking-glass." + +Walter wanted to say something but couldn't. + +"Yes, and your forehead, too. It's the green soap that does it. I +guess your mother never washes you with green soap, does she? Then +one must scour and scrub and rub. But, if you are not used to soap----" + +She lifted that terrible pump handle again. + +"I believe this will be about enough," Walter blubbered. His mouth +was so full of water that again Mrs. Claus did not understand him. + +"Green soap is good for corns, and for rheumatism." She was pumping +away for dear life. + +Walter finally succeeded in rescuing himself and the bench from +that destructive stream of water. He was now able to make his cries +for mercy understood; but he was not yet able to get up. Besides, +the good woman had hung his clothes out of his reach, and he was +ashamed. He remained sitting. + +"Do you want anything else?" inquired the water nymph. + +"No, no, no!" he answered quickly. She was already lifting the +pump-handle again. "But----" + +The simple, innocent woman did not understand; and, when he continued +to sit there like a helpless lump of misery, she asked: + +"Do you have a pain anywhere?" + +"No, I haven't any pains." + +"Are you tired?" + +He was still tired, and said so. + +"And I woke you up! I'll tell you what, you must go to sleep and take +a good nap." + +She began drying him off, as if that were a usual thing in her day's +work. Then she rolled him up in a sheet and carried him off like a sack +of clothes. He could not but notice the way she laid him down. Then +she covered him warmly. + +"Straighten out your legs, my boy." + +Walter did as she said, and experienced an indescribable feeling of +comfort. And when she punched him and patted him and tucked him in, +and said: "Poor child, you can sleep good now. This is Femke's bed, +you know----" then he was more than comfortable; he was delighted. + +When he awakened at about four o'clock in the afternoon he heard +whispering voices. He listened, at first to find out where he was, +and then to understand what was being said. + +It seemed as if there were a plot further to confuse Sietske with +Femke in his mind. + +"Yes, Sietske; but what does he mean by lying out like that? If I +were his mother----" + +The answer was: + +"Cousin, I don't suppose his mother knows about it. Hermann did the +same thing once. That's the way boys are." + +Oho! Sietske was there; and Mrs. Claus was her cousin, and her name +was Sietske too! And that girl--there in Mrs. Goremest's place? + +His thoughts became more and more confused; though physically he +felt well. + +How would it do, he thought, to tear a little piece out of the sheet, +so as to be able to examine it to-morrow and make certain of himself +and his adventures? + +If he had been accustomed to fine bedlinen at home, he might now +have taken an especial pleasure in Mrs. Claus's extremely rough +homemade linen. Hm! He had always dreamed of princesses sleeping on +embroidered silk, among diamonds and pearls! He did not yet know that +it is possible to conceive royal and imperial highnesses otherwise +at night, and that perhaps a princess might sometimes be willing to +tousle Femke's bed. + +He looked about the room. There was another small bed, where, he +supposed, Femke's mother slept. Across the room was the chimney. Here +were small shelves decorated with works of art. Walter noticed the +"resurrection of Lazarus." Four chairs were in the room. One was +standing by his bed, and on it his clothes were carefully arranged. + +In the middle of the room stood a table; and the drawer was partly +open. It was too full. Father Jansen's woolen socks were peeping +out while they waited for repairs. Walter wondered if those other +objectionable articles were there too. + +On the wall, at the head of his bed, hung a crucifix, with a small +basin of holy water. With that she crosses herself, he thought. He +stuck his hand into it: it was dry. The whole arrangement was fastened +to an embroidered piece of cardboard, and, when he touched it, +something fell from behind it. + +It looked like a large-sized letter. Walter picked it up and looked for +the address. He felt that it must be a letter from Femke to him. Then +he reproached himself, and, trembling with emotion, restored the piece +of paper to its place. He had held it up to the light: it was the +Ophelia that he had presented her after his illness! She had treasured +the picture together with the most sacred thing she possessed. + +He was wide awake now; but who wouldn't wake up on receiving a letter +from Heaven? + +He dressed himself and went into the other room, where he supposed +Mrs. Claus and Sietske were. Not a soul was to be seen. For the first +time it occurred to him that after those few words he had heard nothing +more. The girl had surely visited her "cousin" and then gone away. + +But Mrs. Claus herself? Perhaps she, too, had gone away. This was +the case; however, she had not gone out without leaving behind her +a peculiar sign of her uncouth character and lack of refinement. On +a small table, before which stood an inviting chair, lay two pieces +of bread and butter of her standard make. Beside them was a pot of +coffee. To be sure, it was cold now; but--well, Walter acted quickly +"according to his convictions." + +Other thoughts now forced themselves on his mind. The "House of +Pieterse" appeared to his mind's eye as a menacing waterspout. In +the face of this danger difficult questions that had been clamoring +for answer had to be forgotten. + +To go home? For heaven's sake, no! + +His mother, Stoffel, his sisters--all had turned into Macbethan +witches. In his imagination, even Leentje had deserted him and was +asking him to beg forgiveness for his shameful behavior. He thought +of the prodigal son; though he knew that no calf, fat or otherwise, +would be slaughtered on his return. + +Sakkerloot! I haven't done anything wrong; I haven't squandered +anything--not a doit of my inheritance! Have I allowed the wine to +run out? Not a drop! + +But something must have been the matter; for--he did not dare to +go home. + +Have I had any pleasure? Have I enjoyed any feast with four young +ladies? No! Have I allowed hounds to run around loose in the +banquet-hall? Have I had any negro servant to hold my horse? + +There he took his stand. And he stayed there. Of camels and girls and +wine he felt that he was innocent; but himself, and his adventures +of the night, he was unable further to explain. + +"I wish I were a crumb of bread," he sighed, as he stuck one into +his mouth, "then I would know where I belong." + +Doubtless the first crumb of bread that was ever envied by a ruler. + +Go to America? + +Yes, if he only had those hundred florins that Mr. Motto had relieved +him of. Of course that worthy gentleman was now living like a prince +on the money. At least, Juffrouw Pieterse had said as much. But, +even if he had the money, he could not go away and leave Mrs. Claus's +house to the mercy of stray thieves and robbers. In a way, hadn't he +on yesterday evening taken the field against robbers? + +Besides, he had no cap. There was nothing in sight that looked like +a hat. Yes--there hung a North Holland cap! + +Femke? America? + + + + +CHAPTER XXX + + +While Walter was looking at Femke's cap and revolving other plans of +escape, the door opened and Kaatje, the girl from Holsma's, walked +in. Not recognizing her, Walter did not understand her when she said +that Femke had sent her to ask how he was. He looked at the messenger +searchingly; then he asked: + +"Are you trying to make a fool of me?" + +He had puzzled over recent events till everything seemed ghostly and +unreal; and he was angry. + +"My dear sir, Femke sent me." + +"What Femke? Somebody's grandmother again." He took a step forward; +and his attitude was threatening. + +"Are you that giant Miller's sweetheart?" taking another step forward, +while Kaatje fell back. + +"Young man!" + +Kaatje was already outside of the door, Walter close after her with +his fists doubled up. + +"Young man, what's the matter with you?" + +"What's the matter with me? I'm tired of being made a fool of. You +understand?" + +She retreated backwards; he pursued. It may have looked comical; but +that was the way his anger chose to express itself. In this manner +the girl returned by the same way she came, which was the footpath +across the meadow where the clothes were dried. + +"Oh, heavens! If the doctor would only come." + +"What do you think of me?" Walter said, punctuating his words. + +"Oh, Lord!" + +"Do you think I'm drunk?" + +"Oh, no, no. Not at all!" + +"Or crazy?" + +"No, no!--Where can the doctor be so long!" + +Two very similar shouts put an end to the strained situation. + +"Thank God, there he is!" + +"Thank God, there it is!" + +One cry came from Dr. Holsma's coachman, who was driving up hurriedly; +the other cry meant that two boys, who were fishing in the ditch for +frogs, had caught Walter's cap. + +Walter accepted his lost property without question or complaint; +while Kaatje, with tears in her eyes, ran up to Dr. Holsma to explain +what was the matter. + +"Is it really so bad?" asked that gentleman presently. + +He approached Walter, who was shaking the mud from his cap, glad to +think that he was concealing his embarrassment and fright. + +"Well, my boy, it's a good thing I met you here. I wanted to ask you +if you wouldn't like to take dinner with us this evening. Afterwards +we will all go out for a little amusement, if you like." + +That was the tone Walter needed to hear. He burst into tears. + +"Thank you, thank you! That will be nice for my mother, too." + +Holsma motioned to Kaatje, who had timidly retired to the background. + +"Go to Juffrouw Pieterse and tell her that the young gentleman dines +with us, and that he is going to spend the evening with us." + +"Yes," cried Walter quickly, "and----" + +The doctor looked at him anxiously. He was afraid that he saw symptoms +of the alleged mental disorder; but Walter's eye was calm and gave +no ground for fear. + +"M'neer, can't she say too that I----" + +"Out with it, my boy! What have you on your heart?" + +"That I was with you--all day!" + +Holsma reflected. + +"Certainly," he said, "all day." + +"From early this morning--from seven o'clock on." + +"From seven o'clock on," the doctor repeated. + +"And--I ate breakfast at your house." + +"Certainly, the young gentleman ate breakfast at our house. To be +sure, he ate breakfast with us. Kaatje, you can ride in the carriage +with us." + +As Holsma helped Walter in he gave the coachman directions to stop at +Juffrouw Pieterse's, where "the girl" was "to leave a message." When +he took a seat by his protege, Walter pressed his hand and exclaimed: +"Oh, what a good fortune it is that I found you!" + +"Do you think so? It was only a--mere accident. Mrs. Claus is a----" + +"A cousin?" interrupted Walter. + +"Yes, and she's a good woman," said Holsma. "She is a cousin of ours, +and I came to visit her. I do that every week, not as a physician, +but as a kinsman. You can go to see her as much as you like: nothing +will hurt you there." + +"M'neer!" exclaimed Walter suddenly--and he caught his breath--"I +think so much of Femke!" + +"So?" answered Holsma dryly. "I do too." + +The doctor was diagnosing Walter's case; but he preferred to do it +quietly. While speaking of indifferent things, he noted that Kaatje had +been mistaken; that Walter was both excited and exhausted, but that +his mind was unaffected. On the contrary, his mind was growing. His +soul was expanding. + +When Kaatje left the carriage, Walter felt that the time had come to +give and receive explanations. Holsma was of a contrary opinion. He +was friendly enough, but showed no inclination for heart-to-heart +confidences. Walter's confusing story was promptly interrupted. + +"I've heard that you're going to enter the world of business." + +"Yes, sir, the day after to-morrow." + +"Well, that isn't bad, if you get into the right hands. You must work, +though; and that's good for boys like you." + +Fearing that Walter might imagine he was something more than the +average boy, Holsma continued immediately: + +"It's a good thing for everybody, especially young people. They're +all alike; and all need to work. All boys must work; and girls, +too. Everybody must work." + +Walter did not understand that the doctor was giving him a dose +of medicine; but he saw that the time for explanations had not +yet arrived. Still he would have felt better if he could have +unburdened his mind of at least a part of those persistent memories +of last night. His instinct of chivalry would have prevented him +from mentioning the details of the Laps affair, which, after all, +had only been an ineffective attack. + +He began again; but the doctor interrupted him before he had hardly +mentioned the fried potatoes. + +"Yes, such things happen to everybody. That doesn't amount to +anything. The thing for young people to do--and for old people, +too--is to work. It seems to be rather windy." + +That was true. If it had only been as windy yesterday. + +"Do you like pictures?" asked Holsma, when they had left the carriage +and were entering his home. + +"Of course!" + +"Good! Just go into that room. Look at everything as long as you +please." + +The doctor pushed him into the room, then ran through the hall and +up the stairs to prepare the family for Walter's reception. + +Walter found little pleasure in paintings. He had had no training +in art. For him, a man with a dog and a hare was merely a man with a +dog and a hare. He felt that a poem ought to have been written about +it all; then it would have been intelligible. His glance fell on the +portrait of a woman, or a queen, or a fairy, or a mayor's daughter. + +Femke! + +Instead of the North Holland cap she wore a diadem of sparkling stars, +or rays of---- + +"Dinner is ready, and papa and mamma invite you to come out to the +dining-room. Are you still sore after your fall?" It was little +Sietske. + +"I didn't fall." + +"I mean from your fall on the table in the coffee-house. How +comical! Well, if you are all right again, we're going out this +evening--papa, mamma, William, Hermann, you, I--all! We're going to +the theatre!" + +Sietske had understood her orders. + +"Going out?--to the theatre? But my mother----" + +"Papa will attend to that. Don't worry; he will arrange everything." + +Once out in the hall, Walter hesitated again. He motioned to Sietske +and took her back into the room. + +"Sietske, who is that?" + +"That is a great-great-great-great-grandmother of ours." + +"But she looks like----" + +"Like Femke! Of course. Like me, too. When Hermann puts on such a +cap you can't tell him from Femke. Come, now. We mustn't keep mamma +waiting." + +On entering the dining-room Walter was met by that quiet cordiality +that the doctor had prescribed. When all were seated Sietske mentioned +the picture again in apologizing to Walter for hurrying him away +from it. + +"Yes," remarked the doctor quietly, "there is some resemblance; +but Femke is not so pretty. No, not by a great deal." + +A cold douche! + +Walter had never thought of Femke's beauty. He really did not know +whether the girl was pretty, or not. + +"Will you take some sauce, Walter?" + +She had called him brother, so solemnly, and with such a mien! Of +course the lady in the portrait, with the sparkling diadem, would +hold out her hand the same way. Walter made an awkward gesture with +his hand. + +"Salad?" asked Sietske. + +"It will be crowded," said Mevrouw Holsma. "Everyone will want to see +the kings and princes. We haven't asked our guest yet if he wants to +go. We're going to the theatre; would you like to go with us?" + +Walter was charmed at the prospect. He had never been in a theatre, +but had long wanted to see such a play as Leentje had described. He +cared nothing for kings. He would have given a dozen kings for one +baron carrying away a girl in the approved manner. The Glorioso +influence was still on him. + +"We shall see half of the sovereigns of Europe," said Holsma, "and +a dozen candidates----" + +Walter wondered what the candidates would do in the "comedy." Sietske +explained. + +There was still plenty of time. Holsma was going out to see a patient +and promised to stop at Juffrouw Pieterse's. + +For reasons of fashion and feminine finery the play was not to begin +till nine o'clock. + +Walter heard that Femke, too, was to witness the performance; and from +the conversation he gathered that the relations existing between the +aristocratic family and the poor wash-girl were most cordial. Mevrouw +Holsma sent Sietske to ask Femke to come in; but Femke preferred to +remain with little Erich, with whom she was playing at the time. + +"Erich?" thought Walter. + +"I thought as much," said Mevrouw Holsma. "That's why she wasn't at +the table. She would rather stay with the baby." + +"She says, too, that we sit at the table too long for her," added +Sietske. + +"She wouldn't enjoy the play anyway," observed William. "She's a good +girl, but she's a little thick-headed. Don't you think so, mamma?" + +"Everyone must act according to his own convictions, and consult his +own tastes. Femke is too good to be forced to anything." + +There must have been some special reason why the mother was going +to the theatre with the rest, when she preferred to stay at home +with little Erich, who had the measles. But she was going to remain +"only a little while," and then come back with Uncle Sybrand. He +would return to the theatre taking Femke with him, if she cared to go. + +"I call it thick-headedness," affirmed William. "She just don't want +to put on a fine dress." + +"No, she doesn't want to be a fine lady," said the mother. "She is +very sensible and fears that this might disturb her relations with her +mother. We ought to have taken her when she was little; but Mrs. Claus +couldn't give her up then. And now Femke can't give herself up." + +"She's only stubborn," William explained. + +"She is proud," corrected his mother, "too proud to appear other than +she is. She wouldn't exchange places with a princess." + +Uncle Sybrand came. He announced that the "Scylla" of Rotgans was to be +given, followed by "Chloris," with something else as a close. Holsma +had already returned, bringing Walter the assurance that it was all +right with his mother. + +Walter was enchanted in anticipation. Was he still thinking of Femke? + +William said: "So far as I'm concerned she can stay at home. Suppose +the students were to see me with a peasant girl! What would they do +for me when I enter college in September?" + +Such an Amsterdamer calls everybody a "peasant," even if he is a +student and able to explain what sort of a "Scylla" that was. + +All were now dressed and starting. Walter was to see his first +"comedy," and, perhaps, take a part in one. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXI + + +Good Muse, sweet Muse, take us back to Pieterseville again. Whisper +to me and tell me what happened there during Walter's romantic +enchantment; and have a care that my language rises to the dignity +of the subject. + +We know already, Clio, how the mistress of the castle saw her progeny +depart to protect the distressed lady from the nefarious attacks of +robbers and murderers; how her blessing and the consecrated blade were +withheld, and how the brave youth sallied forth with a nightcap his +only weapon. We know, too, how the bachelor Stoffel, the hereditary +custodian of the reputation of the family---- + +Ah, let us treat the matter quite simply, and leave the muse alone. + +On the Friday evening in question Juffrouw Pieterse went to bed as +usual. The others did the same. There were no indications of bad +dreams. There was no trace of anxiety over the terrible danger to +which Walter had thoughtlessly exposed himself. This might have +been because they did not know of the danger. It had not been at +all necessary for Juffrouw Laps to conceal her intention so slyly +and always omit Walter's name from the knighthood of the Pieterse +family. Thanks to the stupidity of the family, she might have gained +her point without any finesse. + +Saturday morning dawned, that morning on which Mrs. Claus applied +the restoratives so abundantly, and so efficaciously. + +"I wonder where in the world the boy can be so long?" said the mother. + +"I don't suppose he got up very early; and then maybe she had him to +read a chapter out of the Bible at breakfast." + +This explanation by Stoffel quieted the family for half an hour. + +"How would it do for you to go over there?" Juffrouw Pieterse proposed +at last. + +"I'm not going, mother. You know it isn't on my way to school." + +That was a sufficient reason. Never do anything that isn't on your +way--one of the favorite maxims of conservatism. Stoffel himself did +not know how profound was the wisdom of his political aphorism. + +"How would it do, then, to send Leentje over to Juffrouw Laps's to +inquire about Walter?" + +This proposal met with approval, and Leentje was dispatched forthwith. + +Oh, poor Juffrouw Laps! She was "the most wretched woman in the world;" +and the room from which Walter had fled so suddenly was now the temple +of all the heterogeneous griefs and pains that novelists ever make +use of. + +I will not place Walter above Joseph, Theseus, Jason or Hippolytos. May +Apollo preserve me from such blind partiality. Not by any means do I +regard my hero as the most interesting mortal that ever left a woman +in the lurch. No, not in Walter's worth do I seek for the measure +of the forsaken lady's despair. Indeed, Juffrouw Laps's pain was +not caused by any reflections as to the beauty or excellence of the +vanished knight. There was another element in the matter that was +filling her with horror and driving her to distraction. With all due +respect for the suffering of other abandoned ladies, Asnath, Ariadne, +Medea, Phaedra--but Juffrouw Laps had to face Walter's family. That +was the trouble. + +Her fertile brain evolved the most wonderful plans. How would it do for +her to tell that he had been carried away in a fiery chariot before +the eyes of the people, like Elias of old? She discarded the idea, +for fear that no one would believe it. + +At first she had waited at the window, watching for her little Theseus +to return. When she saw him no more she thought that perhaps the mob +had carried him off with them. That was not an unpleasant thought; +since her fear for his return to his family was greater than her +desire for his return to her. This is easily understood: what might +he not tell at home? + +It was already daylight; but Juffrouw Laps knew that it was too early +to go to the Pieterses'. Besides, what would she say? That her little +knight had run away during the night? And why? Whither? How did she +know but that he had already told the story in all its details? + +She determined--not to determine upon anything, and to leave the +matter with the "Master" for the present. With this pious resolve she +climbed into her maidenly bed; and, before falling asleep, she groaned: +"If the rascal had only broken his neck, like the high priest Eli, +in First Samuel, 4!" + +No doubt the Master saw the distress of his faithful disciple and +taught her how to meet the situation that awaited her waking; for +Leentje soon returned with the assurance of Juffrouw Laps that Walter +was out taking a morning walk. + +In a way, this was the truth. The Juffrouw merely neglected to add +why he was taking a walk, and at what hour in the morning he had gone +out. Leentje, suspecting nothing, asked no questions. For her it was a +"matter of course" that he would not go out in the middle of the night. + +The family now regarded the incident as fresh evidence of Walter's +objectionable habit of roving, and nothing more. They felt no anxiety +for his personal safety. + +"There it is again!" said the mother. "The trouble and vexation I +have with that boy. Anybody else would sit down for a while after +breakfast; but he--what does he do? He runs away before it's hardly +daylight. Is that any way to do, Stoffel?" + +"No, mother." + +"And to leave us here anxious and worrying over him!" + +"Yes, mother." + +"This is a nice caper he's cutting again. He knows very well that +we're all uneasy and won't have a minute's peace till he comes. God +only knows where he is." + +Stoffel could not wait to hear more. It was time for him to go +to school. + +It may be repeated that there was not a word of truth in all this +uneasiness and anxiety. The family considered such a display to be the +proper thing; though, for the rest, they did not manifest the slightest +interest in Walter's fate. For aught they knew some accident might +have happened to the boy; but, instead of making a serious effort to +find out what had become of him, his mother found it easier to accuse +him of indecorous conduct and general worthlessness. + +Thus matters remained until Dr. Holsma's carriage drove up before +Juffrouw Pieterse's door that afternoon and Kaatje alighted with her +message. After the recent fright Walter had given her, she was glad +enough to escape from such close proximity to the young lunatic. For +thus she regarded him. + +All rushed to the window. + +"There he is; there he is!" cried the whole family in a breath, and +as loud as they could. "Did you ever! Really, he's sitting there in +Dr. Holsma's carriage." + +This flattering observation banished everything else from their +thoughts, and made Kaatje's task an easy one. It was now a simple +matter for her to allay their fears. They were no longer concerned +to know where Walter had been. It was enough that he was now in +Dr. Holsma's carriage. + +"Ate breakfast at the doctor's? Girl, you don't say so! And--and--why +isn't the coachman wearing his furs?" + +Kaatje was dumbfounded and could only stammer some reference to the +season. In fact, the manner in which her message was being received +strengthened her worst suspicions of Walter's sanity. It seemed to +her that the entire family was a little "off." + +"And he really ate breakfast at the doctor's? Do you understand, +Trudie? Ate breakfast at Dr. Holsma's!" + +"Yes, he ate breakfast with us. To be sure he did. The doctor himself +said so." + +"At Dr. Holsma's, and ate breakfast there?" + +"Why, certainly. Where else?" + +"And did he use the good manners I've taught him?" + +"Of course, Juffrouw! But----" + +"And is he now in the carriage with the doctor?" + +"Why, Juffrouw--naturally!" + +"Listen, my dear," continued the proud mother, "I am going to tell you +something; but you need not repeat it to anybody else. Don't you know, +that's an unusual child!" + +"Yes," sighed Kaatje, thoroughly convinced, "I know it." + +"You know it, don't you? And do you know why? I'm going to tell +you. He's an unusual child, because--Pietro, move away a little, and +you, too, Mina. Trudie, you can stay where you are, but pay attention +to your knitting!--he's an unusual child, don't you know, because, +before he was born, you understand----" + +"Oh, Juffrouw!" + +"Yes, my dear, I dreamed of a butterfly; and it was dragging off an +elephant! You understand now?" + +"Oh, yes, Juffrouw. I understand exactly." + +"Don't you see? That's the reason. Give the doctor my politest regards, +and thank him for me. If he's only well-behaved--I mean Walter. And +the coachman wears such a fur cap only in the winter?" + +Kaatje managed to escape, fully resolved never to dream of elephants +and butterflies. Such an indulgence seemed to her to be particularly +dangerous; for she now began to think in all seriousness that the +whole family was crazy, and that what she had seen in Walter was +merely a sample of the general disorder. + +When a few hours later the doctor himself stopped at Juffrouw +Pieterse's, her joy over Walter's exaltation know no bounds. Holsma +took note of the stupid woman's foibles and follies, and resolved +to prescribe an intellectual diet for Walter that would counteract +their influence. + +Poor Juffrouw Laps! If she had only known how happily everything +had turned out, how much worry she might have spared herself! In the +seclusion of her own room she was still quoting the Bible and fighting +for her honor. + + + + +CHAPTER XXXII + + +The reader is now invited to return to the theatre party, from which +he was called suddenly away by the anxiety experienced in certain +quarters over Walter's disappearance. + +The family took their seats, in the parquet this time, having had to +give up their box to visiting potentates. The box was still unoccupied. + +"A comedy!" Walter thought. He looked about him and listened. + +The house was crowded, and everyone was talking. Backstairs gossip and +court scandals were passed around. People were wondering who would +sit there, and who would sit there. Later arrivals were pushing at +one another and quarreling about seats. + +"The programs for the princes are printed on silk. What do you suppose +it cost a yard?" + +"Rotgans is one of the first poets!" + +"Hm! Better say one of the second." + +"He's a poet of the seventh class." + +"Why, then, one of his plays? We have poets whose song is as clear +as a bell!" + +"Of course, Bilderdyk! A Phoenix!" + +"Oh, these foreigners don't understand a word of it anyway, and it +doesn't make any difference what the play is." + +"It's a pity about Floris." + +"Oh, there's something behind that." + +"Yes, Bilderdyk is a patriot." + +"A genuine Hollander!" + +"A genuine----" + +"He will give those foreigners something to think about." + +"Sh!---- ... not much flattery. No Hollander is going to do that." + +"Sh!" + +Everybody stood up. A footman appeared in the royal box, probably to +see whether the cushions were straight on the chairs, or not. + +"The idea, the very idea of standing up before a lackey!" + +It was enough to make them indignant; but they had done it, even +those who protested loudest. There were city aldermen in the number, +and doctors, and professors, and prominent business men, including, +perhaps, the great Kopperlith. + +Another period of babbling and waiting; then another footman +appeared. Again everybody sprang to his feet. Again all, except the +silent Holsmas, railed at such stupidity. + +The crowd became more restless. Innumerable times were they fooled by +some footman or other, who opened a door to break the monotony. The +people were already beginning to complain, but softly, cautiously. + +Walter was carried away with the elegance and magnificence of it +all. One thing, however, jarred upon his sense of propriety: he +wondered how such swell folk could say such commonplace things. The +Holsmas said nothing. Only once, when Uncle Sybrand pointed to a +certain box, did they join in the general hubbub. + +"She will sit there, I think." + +"I shall be sorry if I have left little Erich all for nothing," +said Mevrouw Holsma. + +"He's safe with Femke." + +"Yes, but I had rather be with him myself. The child is sick. I'm +not going to wait much longer." + +"It's doubtful whether she will come with the others. I've heard that +she's full of moods and mischief. She cares nothing for convention. It +seems to run in the blood." + +"If she isn't here by ten o'clock I'm going. I don't care much about +it, anyway." + +This conversation occupied Walter for a short time. Who was this person +on whose account Mevrouw Holsma had left the bedside of her sick child? + +The tension of expectancy was broken, and a momentary excitement pulsed +through the multitude. All arose to their feet, and remained standing. + +An emperor, or something of the kind, entered the royal box. Walter +could see little; but he inferred what was going on from whisperings +he heard about him. His majesty had made a quick rush for his chair, +turning over a few other chairs in so doing. That was a habit of +his. Then he looked about the auditorium for a moment with squinted +eyes, jerked up his chair and fell into it. He was in a hurry. The +public was now at liberty to take their seats. + +The other boxes were now filled quickly, as if by a stroke of +magic. Remarkable costumes were on exhibition. There were bodices three +inches wide, with skirts of as many yards. Voluptuous bosoms hovered +between chin and girdle. Scanty sleevelets did not know whether they +were to cover arms or shoulders. The ladies wore kid gloves reaching to +their armpits, and on their heads were turbans and flower-gardens. The +uniforms of the gentlemen were even more conspicuous. Those shakos! The +enemy would have run at the sight of them. + +The orchestra began to play. It was that song about the brave Dunois, +of course. + +"Arise!" someone called; and all scrambled to their feet again in +honor of the brave hero. + +The curtain went up. + + + "Yes, Minos, on the present that I gave to thee---- + 'Twas stolen from the church----" + + +"What church?" asked Walter. + +"Sh!" from William. "Poetic license. You will see how it is." + + + "----hangs Nisus' crown and life." + + +"Qu'est-ze qu'elle changte?" cried the countess-palatine. Then she +let herself out on costumes, speaking in a noisy voice. + +Walter listened like a finch. Not that he understood very well; +but everything strange interested him intensely. + +Not a soul was touched by the tragic bravery of King Minos; no one was +listening. Poor Rotgans! Afterwards it was said that Napoleon had been +especially pleased with "our Snoel" and with "our Watlier." Goodness, +Napoleon! When he was to be crowned he had Talma the mimic to drill +him for the ceremony--instead of saying to Talma: "Look, this is the +way an emperor appears when he's crowned!" + +Walter listened attentively; even though he sometimes felt that he +could make such verses himself. + +During the performance another commotion arose. One of their majesties +had asked for a glass of orange lemonade; and this was something the +buffetier did not have. A runner was dispatched to the drug-store +post haste. He returned with a bottle of lemon-syrup. The situation +became threatening. The news spread like fire that they were making a +"Majesty" wait for such a trifle. King Minos declared: + + + "Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man--" + + +"De l'eau de fleur d'orange! que diantre!" cried a chamberlain. And +Minos noticed that nobody was interested in what was going on in +his interior. + +A confectioner up on "Olympus" allowed his light to flash out and +gave some valuable information; but the police had him by the collar +in a jiffy. He was to be dragged away and put in confinement for +the present. The technical charge was, "Making a demonstration for +the House of Orange." At that time the House of Orange was in exile, +and Napoleon's brother was king of Holland. + + + "Feelings of pleasure thrill my inner man--" + + +repeated Minos with gusto. The conductor of the orchestra seized his +baton and was going to play, "Hail to the Emperor." Many stood up in +readiness to escape in case of danger. + +In the meantime the prisoner was screaming as if he were possessed; +but the two Italian police that Napoleon had brought with him could +not understand a word. + +The emperor himself had forgotten that he had called for orange water +and was now engrossed in a military map. + +"Qu' a-t-il?" he seemed to be asking the lady next to him. + +Minos had begun again and was once more repeating his assurance that +"feelings of pleasure thrill----" + +Walter noted that the grown-up members of the Holsma party did not +pay the slightest attention to the play. + +"If she doesn't come soon, I'm going," Mevrouw Holsma repeated. + +"Perhaps she's sitting further back in the emperor's box, where we +can't see her." + +"I've heard that in Paris she never stays fifteen minutes in the same +place. Maybe we shall find her somewhere else," remarked another. + +"I am not going to wait but five minutes longer. My little Erich is +worth more to me than a thousand cousins----" + +"Of the king," added Holsma. + +Walter had thought that they meant Femke. What, then, could be so +interesting about the princess? The boxes were full of them. + +At the close of the third act Mevrouw Holsma left with Uncle Sybrand, +who was to return with Femke. "If she will come," he said. "For she +cares nothing for such a fuss." + +Walter knew better. Uncle Sybrand ought to have seen her in the +"Juniper Berry." But a knight tells no tales. + +Old Minos is insanely in love with Ismene, who is so beautiful +and virtuous. Scylla is insanely in love with Minos, who is old and +dignified. Ismene is in love with Focus, who is a hero; and, possibly, +Focus loves Ismene, though he does not treat her quite gallantly. He +says to her: + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +The tumult on Mount Olympus began afresh. Had the rebellious +confectioner returned? All eyes were directed toward the gallery. A +policeman in uniform was seen remonstrating in vain with some men +on the front seat. In order to make them understand his French, or +Italian, he was pulling at their arms. They were to understand that +he did not want to arrest them, or kill them, but merely wanted them +to give up their seats. + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +"Qu' y a-t-il encore?" asked the emperor again; and, when one of the +chamberlains answered his question, he laughed heartily. Heads were +together everywhere. Something interesting was going forward on Mount +Olympus. People whispered and tittered and laughed outright. Their +eyes were fastened on the gallery. Even the emperor stood up and +leaned out of his box. But it did no good: he could not see around +the corner. He was surprised at this. + +The countess-palatine, however, had got to the bottom of the +matter. She was exchanging telegraphic messages with someone in the +background on Mount Olympus. No one was thinking of Rotgans' play. + +She was greeting someone with that famous fan. Whom? The rebellious +confectioner? With arms extended she was testifying that there was +something extraordinary up there among that rabble. + + + "Princess, thy reasons spare: to me they're odious!" + + +The countess-palatine threw off all restraint, and laughed and +laughed. After the emperor had laughed hilarity was permissible. Her +pleasure was beyond her control. + +I should have to have a double pen to report what Uncle Sybrand said +on his return, and, at the same time, reproduce the exclamation that +escaped Walter, who was looking towards the gallery with eyes and +mouth wide open. + +"Where is Femke?" asked Holsma. + +"She didn't want to come," replied Uncle Sybrand. "Just as I said." + +"There she is!" cried Walter. + +"Who?" + +"Femke, M'neer, Femke, Femke--that is Femke! And she----" + +The girl above had taken hold of the policeman by the collar and, +pushing him to one side, had pressed forward to the front row. There +she had seated herself on the laps of the fellows the policeman had +been negotiating with in vain. + +"It is Femke, M'neer. If only they don't hurt her!" + +Again the emperor stood up and stared at Mount Olympus. He saw the girl +with the North Holland cap and nodded to her. The countess-palatine +greeted again with her fan, as if she would congratulate her on +securing the seat. + +"But, M'neer, it is Femke," cried Walter, amazed that he received +no answer. + +Even Holsma and Sybrand were surprised, but not so much so as Walter. + +"Now, children," said Holsma, "you can tell your mother that we saw +her." And to Walter he continued, "That girl is a relation of ours." + +"Yes, Femke!" + +"No, that isn't her name; and----" + +"M'neer, don't I know Femke?" + +That sounded quite different from what Walter had said that evening +when he "denied" her. + +The girl's big blue eyes, roving about the hall, suddenly fell on +Walter. She bent over, looked him attentively in the face, then nodded +to him and threw him a kiss. + +At least, he thought it was that way; and it was that way. But everyone +in the parquet thought that the kiss had been intended for him. Folk +of quality were annoyed at the insolence of the peasant wench; while +more "sporty" persons returned the attention. + +Soon hissing was heard. The news had leaked out that Princess Erika, +the cousin of the king, had dressed in the national costume to show +her affection for the people. + +"Don't you believe it, M'neer? I tell you that is Femke," Walter +assured him with tears in his eyes. + +"No, no, my boy. That girl is not Femke." + +"But, she greeted me!" + +"You saw the emperor greet her; and you know he would not salute +a wash-girl." + +That was perhaps true; but it was hard for Walter to accept it. And, +on the other hand, it was just as hard for him to believe that the +princess was a cousin of the Holsmas. + +Again he imagined that the girl was nodding to him and motioning her +lips. It looked to him as if she said: "My brother!" Walter lisped +the words after her and pressed both hands to his breast. + +Yes, now he had it! They considered him a little daft and wanted +to cure him of his fixed idea. That would explain the visit to the +theatre and also Femke's alleged unwillingness to come with Uncle +Sybrand. But--how did she dare to interfere with the policeman? And +the greeting from the emperor? And how did Holsma know that he had +"denied" Femke, and that her presence could threaten his peace of mind? + +"Oh, M'neer, let Femke sit here! I will be perfectly quiet. I am so +afraid she will get hurt up there among those men." + +Holsma looked at him wistfully. After all, could Kaatje have been +right about it? He sought to distract Walter's attention by referring +to other things; but it was useless. + +"All right," said Holsma at last "I just wanted to tease you a +little. Femke is sitting up there, because she--doesn't wish to sit +here. She thinks that it wouldn't be proper, because she's only a +wash-girl. She's afraid we would be ashamed. You see?" + +"M'neer, no one need be ashamed to sit by her. Not even the emperor." + +"Yes, yes," agreed Holsma. "Quite so. Femke is a brave girl and +doesn't need to cringe before anybody. Watch the play, my boy." + +Walter was willing to do what the doctor said, but not without taking +leave of that glorious apparition. He looked up; and she smiled to +him again. Then she took from her breast a rose branch, with three +buds on it, held it a moment between the forefinger and thumb of her +left hand, pointed to Walter with her right and let it fall. + +The rosebuds landed on the bald pate of a stout gentleman near the +Holsma party. He seized them and examined them admiringly; but, before +he could decide what to do with them, Walter had sprung over half a +dozen chairs and deprived him of the precious property. With a glance +toward Olympus, Walter pressed the roses to his lips. Princess Erika +nodded approval; and the playful countess-palatine applauded lustily. + +That was more than Walter could bear. He had never forgiven himself +for denying her; but she, the noble, the big-hearted, the majestic +one!--she had proclaimed her pardon publicly before the people. And +that was why she preferred to sit in the gallery. She had washed +away the black spots from his soul; she had restored his soiled +chivalry. These thoughts flashed through Walter's mind like lightning. + +He sank to the floor in a faint. But was it any wonder? + +The Holsmas took him home with them for the night; and another message +was sent to Juffrouw Pieterse. + +"Don't you see, Stoffel? Just as I said! I don't care if everybody +knows it. He's simply living at Dr. Holsma's. Trudie, don't forget when +Leentje goes to the grocer's---- Upon my soul, he's at Dr. Holsma's +all the time!" + + + + +CHAPTER XXXIII + + +The next morning, Sunday, the doctor invited Walter into his study. He +spoke to him sympathetically and encouraged the boy to lay his case +before him; though he avoided everything that might make Walter believe +that his experiences were anything extraordinary. He already knew +more about it than Walter could tell. Even Walter's adventure with +Juffrouw Laps was perfectly transparent to him. There was nothing +lost to him because of the boy's lack of skill in handling the story. + +While Walter poured out to him his inner experiences, Holsma listened +quietly, as if it was all familiar to him. Walter's reverence and +passion for the good he interpreted as a commonplace phenomenon +incident to budding youth. He treated the boy's love for Femke as an +ordinary matter. He admitted that it had been exactly the same way +with him when he was a boy--a method that few parents and educators +seem to be familiar with. + +"Certainly, certainly, my boy. In such moods a fellow would like +to be everywhere at the same time, ruling, regulating and putting +things into order. He feels that he's responsible for everything; +and it hurts him to see so much crookedness in the world. I know very +well how it is. But you must consider the means and remedies at your +disposal. How are you going to begin to improve things?" + +Walter was silent. + +"Do you think that everyone is bad? I suppose you hardly think +that. There are plenty of people in the world who wish for the same +things that you are worrying about. Why don't they change the world?" + +Again Walter was silent. The very simplicity with which Holsma put +the question disconcerted him. + +"I will try to help you out. Do you believe that I am a good man?" + +"Oh, yes!" cried Walter enthusiastically. + +"You think so? Well, I think so too. I should be ashamed not to be +able to say that. Why don't I reform the world? You often speak of +Africa. That's because you don't know that country, my boy. And I, who +am a good man, have not abolished slavery. Why not, do you suppose?" + +Walter returned no answer. Holsma was busy with a surgical +operation. Is it any wonder that the patient tried to withdraw the +member that was being cut away? + +"I will present the matter to you differently. Do you hear that +knocking and hammering? Listen! That comes from the blacksmith's shop +over there. It isn't so bad on Sunday; but you can easily imagine +that the noise sometimes disturbs me." + +"In case of sickness!" + +"Yes, and also when I wish to think. And then I should like to see the +blacksmiths swept away--quick--just like that! But why don't I do it?" + +"Because--because you can't, M'neer." + +"Quite right. For the same reason I have not yet corrected any of the +wrongs in Africa. Nor in Asia; nor in America; nor in other countries +that I might mention. But yesterday evening, when you were taken sick +in the theatre, I brought you home with me and put you to bed. Then +I sent a messenger to quiet your mother. That was my duty, wasn't it? + +"No thanks, my boy. It seemed to me to be my duty; and I did +it--because I could. Whatever is impossible, is not my duty; and +that's the reason I don't take those blacksmiths between my thumb +and forefinger and transport them to some other clime. For the same +reason I don't fret over doings in Africa. Impossible duty is no duty; +and running after the impossible interferes with the performance of +real duties. At school did you ever fail to know a lesson?" + +"Oh yes, very often! But not lately; because Femke----" + +"Leave Femke out of account for the present. I may say something +about her another time. When you were neglecting your books at school, +you were thinking of other things, things far removed from your work. + +"That is a mistake that many young people make--don't be offended: +I did the same thing--and usually on account of laziness. It is more +convenient to imagine one's self soaring over the distant mountain +top than to lift a foot and step over the stone just in front of +one. Of all the million things that you would like to do there are +only a very few that you can do. Busy yourself with these few. That +is the way to succeed. Whatever comes up, always ask: 'What is my +immediate duty?' Will you promise to do this?" + +Walter gave Holsma his hand on it. + +"And you would like to know more, my boy? I would, too. What lies +before you? Well, you are behind in your studies. Other boys of your +age know more. We will speak of that again, however; for that is +something to be attended to later, and does not come under the head of +immediate duty. That smattering of Latin, for which you envy William, +you can acquire in a few months, when once you've learned how to use +your will. The enemies you have to fight now are quite different from +the knights of your romances. Do not underestimate the difficulties +you will have to contend with. That might result in your defeat. You +must learn to use your intellectual faculties at will; and keep a firm +grip on 'Fancy,' or else she will throw you head over heels. Dreaming +is not living." + +Walter nodded assent. + +"True manliness," Holsma continued, "means, to do what has to be done, +no difference how insignificant it may be. What would you think of a +lot of knights, who let tramps beat them over the heads because their +code of honor did not allow them to fight with tramps? You are going +into business now: come to me in a month and tell me if you have kept +your word. Then we will speak further; but--that first! Will you?" + +"Certainly I shall keep my word, M'neer. But, M'neer, may I ask----?" + +"About Femke? Well, that is a good, brave girl. She's a cousin +of mine." + +"But how did she happen to be----?" + +"The young lady in the theatre wasn't Femke. That was Princess +Erika. We wanted to see her because her ancestors were related to +ours. You rogue, you! There was nothing special about that." + +"A real princess?" + +"Yes; and Femke is a real wash-girl. I hope that Princess Erika has as +admirable a character as Femke. But don't attribute too much importance +to this, my boy. Such differences in related families are of frequent +occurrence, whether one notices them, or not. There was a time when +Erika's forefathers dressed themselves in skins; and mine did the +same. We don't know whether she is aware that she has relations here +or not. Uncle Sybrand found out--well, he takes a sort of pleasure +in tracing out the identity of opposites. Rightly understood, the +world is smaller than you imagine; everything is a link in the same +sequence. Who knows but that you may turn the course of history +to-morrow, when you go to work for--what is the style of the firm?" + +"Ouwetyd & Kopperlith." + +"Yes, when you go to work for Ouwetyd & Kopperlith. But, whether it's +to be an historical event, or not, perform your immediate duty. That +is the chivalrous, manly thing for you to do--if you will take my +advice. Will you?" + +"Yes, M'neer! But--Femke?" + +"There you go again! She has nothing to do with your immediate +duty. The lady that you must attend upon and serve faithfully is--who?" + +"Do you mean 'Business'?" + +"Right. If you are determined to know more about Femke, I will tell +you what she says. She says that for the present you must think of +nothing but your work." + +"Oh, I will, I will!" + +"For about ten years." + +"Ten years? Ten?" + +"Yes, that is what she said when she heard how little you know and +how little you can do." + +"Ten years?" + +"Yes, that is what she said. Perhaps eight, perhaps twelve, perhaps +twenty. One cannot say exactly beforehand. You understand that, +don't you?" + +"Ten years!" + +"So she said." + +"I will!" + +"Good. It will give me pleasure--and Femke, too. Don't imagine it +will be particularly difficult. Ten years ago thousands began just +where you will begin to-morrow; and they are still alive. So, you see, +it can be done. Besides, think only of the first month; and then the +time will seem shorter. I shall expect you to come to see me in about +a month; then we shall have more to say." + +Before Walter left, he promised again to banish all boyish follies +from his thoughts. But he put away the rosebuds; and he kept them. + + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Walter Pieterse, by Multatuli + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WALTER PIETERSE *** + +***** This file should be named 30135.txt or 30135.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/0/1/3/30135/ + +Produced by The Online Distributed Proofreading Team at +http://www.pgdp.net/ (This book was produced from scanned +images of public domain material from the Google Print +project.) + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules, +set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to +copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to +protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project +Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you +charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you +do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the +rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose +such as creation of derivative works, reports, performances and +research. They may be modified and printed and given away--you may do +practically ANYTHING with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is +subject to the trademark license, especially commercial +redistribution. + + + +*** START: FULL LICENSE *** + +THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE +PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK + +To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free +distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work +(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project +Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full Project +Gutenberg-tm License (available with this file or online at +http://gutenberg.net/license). + + +Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic works + +1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to +and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property +(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all +the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or destroy +all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your possession. +If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by the +terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person or +entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8. + +1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be +used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who +agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few +things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works +even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See +paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement +and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic +works. See paragraph 1.E below. + +1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation" +or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection of Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual works in the +collection are in the public domain in the United States. If an +individual work is in the public domain in the United States and you are +located in the United States, we do not claim a right to prevent you from +copying, distributing, performing, displaying or creating derivative +works based on the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg +are removed. Of course, we hope that you will support the Project +Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting free access to electronic works by +freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm works in compliance with the terms of +this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with +the work. You can easily comply with the terms of this agreement by +keeping this work in the same format with its attached full Project +Gutenberg-tm License when you share it without charge with others. + +1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern +what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are in +a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, check +the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this agreement +before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, distributing or +creating derivative works based on this work or any other Project +Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no representations concerning +the copyright status of any work in any country outside the United +States. + +1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg: + +1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other immediate +access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear prominently +whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work on which the +phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the phrase "Project +Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, performed, viewed, +copied or distributed: + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net + +1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is derived +from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating that it is +posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work can be copied +and distributed to anyone in the United States without paying any fees +or charges. If you are redistributing or providing access to a work +with the phrase "Project Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the +work, you must comply either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1 +through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of the work and the +Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or +1.E.9. + +1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted +with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution +must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any additional +terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms will be linked +to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works posted with the +permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of this work. + +1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm +License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this +work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm. + +1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this +electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without +prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with +active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project +Gutenberg-tm License. + +1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary, +compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including any +word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access to or +distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format other than +"Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official version +posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site (www.gutenberg.net), +you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense to the user, provide a +copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means of obtaining a copy upon +request, of the work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other +form. Any alternate format must include the full Project Gutenberg-tm +License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1. + +1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying, +performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works +unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9. + +1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing +access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works provided +that + +- You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from + the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method + you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is + owed to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he + has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the + Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments + must be paid within 60 days following each date on which you + prepare (or are legally required to prepare) your periodic tax + returns. Royalty payments should be clearly marked as such and + sent to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the + address specified in Section 4, "Information about donations to + the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation." + +- You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies + you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he + does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm + License. You must require such a user to return or + destroy all copies of the works possessed in a physical medium + and discontinue all use of and all access to other copies of + Project Gutenberg-tm works. + +- You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of any + money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the + electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days + of receipt of the work. + +- You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free + distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works. + +1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project Gutenberg-tm +electronic work or group of works on different terms than are set +forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing from +both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and Michael +Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark. Contact the +Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below. + +1.F. + +1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable +effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread +public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg-tm +collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm electronic +works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain +"Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or +corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual +property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a +computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by +your equipment. + +1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right +of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project +Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project +Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project +Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all +liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal +fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT +LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE +PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH F3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE +TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE +LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR +INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH +DAMAGE. + +1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a +defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can +receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a +written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you +received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium with +your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you with +the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in lieu of a +refund. If you received the work electronically, the person or entity +providing it to you may choose to give you a second opportunity to +receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If the second copy +is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing without further +opportunities to fix the problem. + +1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth +in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS' WITH NO OTHER +WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO +WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTIBILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE. + +1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied +warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of damages. +If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement violates the +law of the state applicable to this agreement, the agreement shall be +interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or limitation permitted by +the applicable state law. The invalidity or unenforceability of any +provision of this agreement shall not void the remaining provisions. + +1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the +trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone +providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in accordance +with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the production, +promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works, +harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, including legal fees, +that arise directly or indirectly from any of the following which you do +or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this or any Project Gutenberg-tm +work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any +Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause. + + +Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm + +Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of +electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of computers +including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It exists +because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations from +people in all walks of life. + +Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the +assistance they need are critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's +goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will +remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project +Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure +and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future generations. +To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation +and how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4 +and the Foundation web page at http://www.pglaf.org. + + +Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive +Foundation + +The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit +501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the +state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal +Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification +number is 64-6221541. Its 501(c)(3) letter is posted at +http://pglaf.org/fundraising. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg +Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent +permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws. + +The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr. S. +Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are scattered +throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at +809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email +business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to date contact +information can be found at the Foundation's web site and official +page at http://pglaf.org + +For additional contact information: + Dr. Gregory B. Newby + Chief Executive and Director + gbnewby@pglaf.org + + +Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg +Literary Archive Foundation + +Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide +spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of +increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be +freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest +array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations +($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt +status with the IRS. + +The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating +charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United +States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a +considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up +with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations +where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To +SEND DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any +particular state visit http://pglaf.org + +While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we +have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition +against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who +approach us with offers to donate. + +International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make +any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from +outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff. + +Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation +methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other +ways including including checks, online payments and credit card +donations. To donate, please visit: http://pglaf.org/donate + + +Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic +works. + +Professor Michael S. Hart is the originator of the Project Gutenberg-tm +concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared +with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project +Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support. + + +Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed +editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the U.S. +unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not necessarily +keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition. + + +Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search facility: + + http://www.gutenberg.net + +This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm, +including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary +Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to +subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks. diff --git a/old/old/images/book.png b/old/old/images/book.png Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..963d165 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/old/images/book.png diff --git a/old/old/images/external.png b/old/old/images/external.png Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..ba4f205 --- /dev/null +++ b/old/old/images/external.png |
