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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30328 ***
+
+Transcriber's Note: Characters following ^ are superscript.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ A BOOK OF
+ CHEERFUL CATS
+ AND OTHER
+ ANIMATED ANIMALS
+
+ BY J. G. FRANCIS
+
+
+
+
+ A BOOK OF
+ CHEERFUL CATS
+ AND OTHER ANIMATED ANIMALS
+
+ BY
+ J. G. FRANCIS
+
+
+ THE CENTURY CO. NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+Copyright, 1879, 1880, 1881, 1882, 1883, 1884, 1885, 1886, 1887,
+1890, 1892, 1903, by ELSIE W. FRANCIS
+
+
+Printed in U.S.A.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Some Cat-land fancies, drawn and dressed
+ To cheer your mind when it's depressed.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: CONTENTS]
+
+
+ Page
+ SOME FUN WITH A TOY SPIDER 1
+ THE TEA-PARTY 2
+ A MUSICAL EVENING 3
+ THE GIRAFFE RIDE 4-5
+ A VERY HAPPY FAMILY 6
+ A DUTIFUL PARENT 7
+ A CASE OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY 8-9
+ "THEY DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY" 10
+ THE REFORMED LION 11
+ QUITS 12
+ THE GENIAL GRIMALKIN 13
+ EUCHRED! 14
+ THE BICYCLE RIDE 15
+ STUDY OF HEDGEHOG STEALING APPLE 16
+ THE LION IN THE BARBER-SHOP 17
+ THE BALD EAGLE AND THE BARBER 18
+ THE SPRING CURTAIN 19-21
+ "'T IS A PERFECT PICNIC DAY!" 22
+ "A TAM O' SHANTER DOG" 23
+ THE DONKEY AND HIS COMPANY 24-28
+ LATE! 29
+ PICTURES WITH A MORAL FOR BOYS AND DOGS 30-31
+ Y^E JOYFUL OWL 32
+ A QUEER BARBER-SHOP 33
+ THE CAT AND THE CREAM 34
+ STORY OF THE CATNIP BALL 35-36
+ THE PRICKLY PIG, THE PUG AND PARD 37
+ MATERNAL COUNSEL 38
+ COASTING CATS 39
+ THE ELEPHANT JUGGLER 40
+ A SEA CHANGE 41
+ A MEDICAL OPINION 42
+ A NEEDLESS APPREHENSION 43
+ THE CAT-O'-NINE-TAILS 44
+ A HAPPY NEW YEAR 45
+
+[Illustration]
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+A BOOK OF CHEERFUL CATS
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Some Fun with a Toy Spider.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ A little Girl asked some Kittens to tea
+ To meet some Dolls from France;
+ And the Mother came, too, to enjoy a view
+ And afterwards play for the dance.
+ But the Kittens were rude & grabbed their food
+ And treated the Dolls with jeers;
+ Which caused the Mother an aching heart
+ And seven or eight large tears.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ Sing, sing! What shall we sing?
+ The cat's run away with the pudding-bag string.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ They were happy and did laugh
+ When their friend, the big Giraffe,
+ Tried his speed along the highway with the cars.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ But their joy was turned to grief
+ When their charger bit a leaf
+ That was growing in a region near the stars.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: STUPENDOUS AGGREGATION OF MIRACULOUS MARVELS]
+
+ THE
+ MUSICAL LAMB
+ ORPHEUS
+
+ JUMA
+ THE JUGGLER
+
+ LADY BLANCHE
+ THE COLOSSAL
+ FAT CAT
+
+ ONLY LIVING
+ FIVE EARED
+ LITERARY RABBIT
+
+
+
+
+A DUTIFUL PARENT.
+
+ Cried a cat to his wife, "See, my dear,
+ The superlative Circus is here!
+ With the children we'll go,--'tis our duty, you know,
+ Their young minds to enlighten and cheer."
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: A CASE OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY]
+
+ Said a Cat to his sons, "I should deem
+ This blithe Picture-Book Boy carried cream."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "Let us give him a scare,
+ So he'll leave it right there."
+
+ This will show the success of the scheme.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ THEY DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY,
+ AND COULDN'T BORROW ANY,
+ AND THEY OWED EXACTLY HALF A DIME FOR COAL;
+ SO THEY SAID, "WE'LL RUN AWAY,"--
+ WHEN A GOOSE CAME OUT TO SAY:
+ "YOU MUST PAY TWO CENTS APIECE ALL 'ROUND FOR TOLL!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ A Raging, Roaring Lion, of a Lamb-devouring kind,
+ Reformed and led a sweet, submissive life.
+ For with face all steeped in smiles
+ He propelled a Lamb for miles,
+ And he wed a woolly Spinster for a wife.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Quits.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: The Genial Grimalkin]
+
+ There was an old Cat named Macduff
+ Who could joke till you cried, "Hold, enough!"
+ His Wife and his Child so persistently smiled
+ That their cheeks got a permanent puff.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Euchred!]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "OH, dear Papa!" three children cried.
+ "You promised don't you know?
+ That next when you should take a ride
+ All three of us should go."
+ "I DID," that father said. "You know
+ I never speak at random.
+ So get your roller-skates. We'll go
+ Off in a tearing tandem!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Study of Hedgehog Stealing Apple.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ A Lion emerged from his lair
+ For a short summer cut to his hair.
+ But the Barber he wept;
+ While his customers slept
+ As they waited their turn in the chair.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ When the Barber at last shut his shop,
+ From the clouds a Bald Eagle did drop,
+ To purchase a lotion,
+ A brush, or some "notion"
+ To make the hair grow on his top.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The Spring Curtain. A drama in five acts.
+
+1. Which?
+
+2. The Choice.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+3. The Rivals.
+
+4. "Ha, the Spring Curtain!"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+5. Revenge.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ "'T is a perfect picnic day!" the little dog did say,
+ As he found his friends all ready for the train,
+ "Still, I thought 't would ease your mind
+ Not to leave this thing behind,--
+ For you know a bonnet suffers so from rain."
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ A Tam o' Shanter Dog
+ And a plaintive piping Frog,
+ With a Cat whose one extravagance was clothes,
+ Went to see a Bounding Bug
+ Dance a jig upon a rug,
+ While a Beetle balanced bottles on his nose.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: The Donkey and his Company.]
+
+A desultory Dog once met a discontented Donkey who could form no
+plans for his summer vacation. "Why not go with me to Bayreuth?"
+said the Dog. "We'll hear some music there, besides meeting all
+our friends." "Agreed," cried the Donkey; "'t is a happy thought."
+And they shook hands on it.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+On the way they met a fashionable Cat, and also a proud and
+sensitive young Fowl, who both declared they had long desired to
+go to Bayreuth. And so the four walked on in company.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+About noon the second day they suddenly stopped to listen, for
+they heard distant music. "That must be the ending of an overture,"
+said the Dog. "I should judge by the sound we were now about three
+miles from the Opera House."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Arriving at the Opera House, they found all the seats were sold,
+and that they could gain no admittance; and this so disappointed
+the sensitive Fowl that the others kindly assisted him to look in
+at an upper window.
+
+The music which poured from the building now so stirred them that
+they simultaneously burst into song.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+After the opera they all went to the Inn, where they had an excellent
+dinner, and then spent the evening in happy festivity.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+Their musical sensibilities were now so quickened that they resolved
+to give a concert themselves, which was a great success and aroused
+immense enthusiasm.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Late!]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Pictures with a Moral for Boys and Dogs. I.]
+
+[Illustration: II.]
+
+[Illustration: III.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Y^e JOYFUL OWL.]
+
+ An Owl, with a Visage of Joy,
+ Once Chassed a Kate Greenaway Boy.
+ "'T will Break In my New Shoes,
+ And my Children Amuse;"--
+ And it Did:--but Alas! for y^e Boy.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: A Queer Barber-Shop.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Scene I.]
+
+[Illustration: Scene II.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: Story of the Catnip Ball. The Beginning.]
+
+[Illustration: The End.]
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ The Prickly Pig, the Pug and Pard
+ Try to surprise the Nubian Bard.
+ He only smiles, with gesture kind,--
+ Wild flights do not disturb his mind.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: MATERNAL COUNSEL]
+
+ Said a Sheep to her child, "My dear Ruth,
+ Such precipitate haste is uncouth.
+ When you come down a stair
+ Use more caution and care,
+ And restrain this wild impulse of youth."
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ O, coasting Cats! my nerves you thrill
+ As in your box you bounce and fly!
+ If Jack and Jill are down this hill,
+
+ I think you'll meet them presently.
+ And they may feel constrained to say
+ That yours is quite a sudden way.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ An Elephant sat on some kegs
+ And juggled glass bottles and eggs.
+ And he said. "I surmise
+ This occasions surprise,--
+ But, oh dear, how it tires one's legs!"
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: A Sea Change]
+
+ They strolled at sunset down the beach and perched upon some piles,
+ And sang about the Summer Sea--which then was out for miles.
+ By eight o'clock the Summer Sea was flowing towards the shore,
+ And then, I think, they all got down and sang of it no more.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: A Medical Opinion]
+
+ The Infant Camel felt depressed,--
+ A case of doleful dumps.
+ The Doctor said, "It seems to me
+ His back has got the mumps."
+
+ This diagnosis did divert
+ The Nurse, a Kangaroo,
+ And she did tell it to the Cat,
+ And he smiled somewhat, too.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: A Needless Apprehension.]
+
+ A shipwrecked Spoonbill always has a shock
+ When he sees a Wigbird wading towards his rock.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+ It makes a Cat-o'-Nine-Tails simply smile,
+ When a Peacock tries the Neighbors to beguile.
+
+
+
+
+[Illustration: A HAPPY NEW YEAR!]
+
+
+
+
+
+End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of A Book of Cheerful Cats and Other
+Animated Animals, by J. G. Francis
+
+*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30328 ***