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diff --git a/30328-0.txt b/30328-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a71022d --- /dev/null +++ b/30328-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,510 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30328 *** + +Transcriber's Note: Characters following ^ are superscript. + + + * * * * * + + + + +[Illustration] + + A BOOK OF + CHEERFUL CATS + AND OTHER + ANIMATED ANIMALS + + BY J. G. FRANCIS + + + + + A BOOK OF + CHEERFUL CATS + AND OTHER ANIMATED ANIMALS + + BY + J. G. FRANCIS + + + THE CENTURY CO. NEW YORK + + + + +Copyright, 1879, 1880, 1881, 1882, 1883, 1884, 1885, 1886, 1887, +1890, 1892, 1903, by ELSIE W. FRANCIS + + +Printed in U.S.A. + + + * * * * * + + + + +[Illustration] + + Some Cat-land fancies, drawn and dressed + To cheer your mind when it's depressed. + +[Illustration] + + + + +[Illustration: CONTENTS] + + + Page + SOME FUN WITH A TOY SPIDER 1 + THE TEA-PARTY 2 + A MUSICAL EVENING 3 + THE GIRAFFE RIDE 4-5 + A VERY HAPPY FAMILY 6 + A DUTIFUL PARENT 7 + A CASE OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY 8-9 + "THEY DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY" 10 + THE REFORMED LION 11 + QUITS 12 + THE GENIAL GRIMALKIN 13 + EUCHRED! 14 + THE BICYCLE RIDE 15 + STUDY OF HEDGEHOG STEALING APPLE 16 + THE LION IN THE BARBER-SHOP 17 + THE BALD EAGLE AND THE BARBER 18 + THE SPRING CURTAIN 19-21 + "'T IS A PERFECT PICNIC DAY!" 22 + "A TAM O' SHANTER DOG" 23 + THE DONKEY AND HIS COMPANY 24-28 + LATE! 29 + PICTURES WITH A MORAL FOR BOYS AND DOGS 30-31 + Y^E JOYFUL OWL 32 + A QUEER BARBER-SHOP 33 + THE CAT AND THE CREAM 34 + STORY OF THE CATNIP BALL 35-36 + THE PRICKLY PIG, THE PUG AND PARD 37 + MATERNAL COUNSEL 38 + COASTING CATS 39 + THE ELEPHANT JUGGLER 40 + A SEA CHANGE 41 + A MEDICAL OPINION 42 + A NEEDLESS APPREHENSION 43 + THE CAT-O'-NINE-TAILS 44 + A HAPPY NEW YEAR 45 + +[Illustration] + + + * * * * * + + + + +A BOOK OF CHEERFUL CATS + + + + +[Illustration: Some Fun with a Toy Spider.] + + + + +[Illustration] + + A little Girl asked some Kittens to tea + To meet some Dolls from France; + And the Mother came, too, to enjoy a view + And afterwards play for the dance. + But the Kittens were rude & grabbed their food + And treated the Dolls with jeers; + Which caused the Mother an aching heart + And seven or eight large tears. + + + + +[Illustration] + + Sing, sing! What shall we sing? + The cat's run away with the pudding-bag string. + + + + +[Illustration] + + They were happy and did laugh + When their friend, the big Giraffe, + Tried his speed along the highway with the cars. + +[Illustration] + + But their joy was turned to grief + When their charger bit a leaf + That was growing in a region near the stars. + + + + +[Illustration: STUPENDOUS AGGREGATION OF MIRACULOUS MARVELS] + + THE + MUSICAL LAMB + ORPHEUS + + JUMA + THE JUGGLER + + LADY BLANCHE + THE COLOSSAL + FAT CAT + + ONLY LIVING + FIVE EARED + LITERARY RABBIT + + + + +A DUTIFUL PARENT. + + Cried a cat to his wife, "See, my dear, + The superlative Circus is here! + With the children we'll go,--'tis our duty, you know, + Their young minds to enlighten and cheer." + + + + +[Illustration: A CASE OF HIGHWAY ROBBERY] + + Said a Cat to his sons, "I should deem + This blithe Picture-Book Boy carried cream." + +[Illustration] + + "Let us give him a scare, + So he'll leave it right there." + + This will show the success of the scheme. + + + + +[Illustration] + + THEY DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY, + AND COULDN'T BORROW ANY, + AND THEY OWED EXACTLY HALF A DIME FOR COAL; + SO THEY SAID, "WE'LL RUN AWAY,"-- + WHEN A GOOSE CAME OUT TO SAY: + "YOU MUST PAY TWO CENTS APIECE ALL 'ROUND FOR TOLL!" + + + + +[Illustration] + + A Raging, Roaring Lion, of a Lamb-devouring kind, + Reformed and led a sweet, submissive life. + For with face all steeped in smiles + He propelled a Lamb for miles, + And he wed a woolly Spinster for a wife. + + + + +[Illustration: Quits.] + + + + +[Illustration: The Genial Grimalkin] + + There was an old Cat named Macduff + Who could joke till you cried, "Hold, enough!" + His Wife and his Child so persistently smiled + That their cheeks got a permanent puff. + + + + +[Illustration: Euchred!] + + + + +[Illustration] + + "OH, dear Papa!" three children cried. + "You promised don't you know? + That next when you should take a ride + All three of us should go." + "I DID," that father said. "You know + I never speak at random. + So get your roller-skates. We'll go + Off in a tearing tandem!" + + + + +[Illustration: Study of Hedgehog Stealing Apple.] + + + + +[Illustration] + + A Lion emerged from his lair + For a short summer cut to his hair. + But the Barber he wept; + While his customers slept + As they waited their turn in the chair. + + + + +[Illustration] + + When the Barber at last shut his shop, + From the clouds a Bald Eagle did drop, + To purchase a lotion, + A brush, or some "notion" + To make the hair grow on his top. + + + + +[Illustration] + +The Spring Curtain. A drama in five acts. + +1. Which? + +2. The Choice. + +[Illustration] + +3. The Rivals. + +4. "Ha, the Spring Curtain!" + +[Illustration] + +5. Revenge. + + + + +[Illustration] + + "'T is a perfect picnic day!" the little dog did say, + As he found his friends all ready for the train, + "Still, I thought 't would ease your mind + Not to leave this thing behind,-- + For you know a bonnet suffers so from rain." + + + + +[Illustration] + + A Tam o' Shanter Dog + And a plaintive piping Frog, + With a Cat whose one extravagance was clothes, + Went to see a Bounding Bug + Dance a jig upon a rug, + While a Beetle balanced bottles on his nose. + + + + +[Illustration: The Donkey and his Company.] + +A desultory Dog once met a discontented Donkey who could form no +plans for his summer vacation. "Why not go with me to Bayreuth?" +said the Dog. "We'll hear some music there, besides meeting all +our friends." "Agreed," cried the Donkey; "'t is a happy thought." +And they shook hands on it. + +[Illustration] + +On the way they met a fashionable Cat, and also a proud and +sensitive young Fowl, who both declared they had long desired to +go to Bayreuth. And so the four walked on in company. + +[Illustration] + +About noon the second day they suddenly stopped to listen, for +they heard distant music. "That must be the ending of an overture," +said the Dog. "I should judge by the sound we were now about three +miles from the Opera House." + +[Illustration] + +Arriving at the Opera House, they found all the seats were sold, +and that they could gain no admittance; and this so disappointed +the sensitive Fowl that the others kindly assisted him to look in +at an upper window. + +The music which poured from the building now so stirred them that +they simultaneously burst into song. + +[Illustration] + +After the opera they all went to the Inn, where they had an excellent +dinner, and then spent the evening in happy festivity. + +[Illustration] + +Their musical sensibilities were now so quickened that they resolved +to give a concert themselves, which was a great success and aroused +immense enthusiasm. + + + + +[Illustration: Late!] + + + + +[Illustration: Pictures with a Moral for Boys and Dogs. I.] + +[Illustration: II.] + +[Illustration: III.] + + + + +[Illustration: Y^e JOYFUL OWL.] + + An Owl, with a Visage of Joy, + Once Chassed a Kate Greenaway Boy. + "'T will Break In my New Shoes, + And my Children Amuse;"-- + And it Did:--but Alas! for y^e Boy. + + + + +[Illustration: A Queer Barber-Shop.] + + + + +[Illustration: Scene I.] + +[Illustration: Scene II.] + + + + +[Illustration: Story of the Catnip Ball. The Beginning.] + +[Illustration: The End.] + + + + +[Illustration] + + The Prickly Pig, the Pug and Pard + Try to surprise the Nubian Bard. + He only smiles, with gesture kind,-- + Wild flights do not disturb his mind. + + + + +[Illustration: MATERNAL COUNSEL] + + Said a Sheep to her child, "My dear Ruth, + Such precipitate haste is uncouth. + When you come down a stair + Use more caution and care, + And restrain this wild impulse of youth." + + + + +[Illustration] + + O, coasting Cats! my nerves you thrill + As in your box you bounce and fly! + If Jack and Jill are down this hill, + + I think you'll meet them presently. + And they may feel constrained to say + That yours is quite a sudden way. + + + + +[Illustration] + + An Elephant sat on some kegs + And juggled glass bottles and eggs. + And he said. "I surmise + This occasions surprise,-- + But, oh dear, how it tires one's legs!" + + + + +[Illustration: A Sea Change] + + They strolled at sunset down the beach and perched upon some piles, + And sang about the Summer Sea--which then was out for miles. + By eight o'clock the Summer Sea was flowing towards the shore, + And then, I think, they all got down and sang of it no more. + + + + +[Illustration: A Medical Opinion] + + The Infant Camel felt depressed,-- + A case of doleful dumps. + The Doctor said, "It seems to me + His back has got the mumps." + + This diagnosis did divert + The Nurse, a Kangaroo, + And she did tell it to the Cat, + And he smiled somewhat, too. + + + + +[Illustration: A Needless Apprehension.] + + A shipwrecked Spoonbill always has a shock + When he sees a Wigbird wading towards his rock. + + + + +[Illustration] + + It makes a Cat-o'-Nine-Tails simply smile, + When a Peacock tries the Neighbors to beguile. + + + + +[Illustration: A HAPPY NEW YEAR!] + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of A Book of Cheerful Cats and Other +Animated Animals, by J. G. Francis + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30328 *** |
