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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30330 ***</div>
+
+<div class="figc"><img src="images/001.png" width="600" height="472" alt="" title="" />
+<i>Illustrated by Paul Orban</i></div>
+
+<h1><span class="sp1"><b>High Dragon Bump</b></span></h1>
+
+<h2>BY DON THOMPSON</h2>
+
+<div class="bk1"><i><big>If it took reduction or torch
+hair, the Cirissins wanted a
+bump. Hokum, thistle, gluck.</big></i></div>
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">A&nbsp;young</span> and very beautiful
+girl with golden blond hair and
+smooth skin the color of creamed
+sweet potatoes floated in the middle
+of the windowless metal room into
+which Wayne Brighton drifted.
+The girl was not exactly naked, but
+her few filmy clothes concealed
+nothing.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne cleared his throat, his apprehension
+changing rapidly to confusion.</p>
+
+<p>"<i>You</i> are going to <i>reduce</i> me?"
+he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"The word is seduce, mister," the
+girl said. "They told me reduce,
+too, but they don't talk real good,
+and I think I'm supposed to seduce
+you so you'll tell 'em something,
+and then they'll let me go. I guess.
+I hope. What is it they wantcha to
+tell 'em?"</p>
+
+<p>Wayne cleared his throat again,
+striving merely to keep a firm grip
+on his sanity. Things had been happening
+much too fast for him to
+have retained anything like his customary
+composure.</p>
+
+<p>He said, "Well, they want me to
+get them a, uh&mdash;well, a high
+dragon bump." He pronounced the
+words carefully.</p>
+
+<p>"So why dontcha?" the girl
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne's voice rose. "I don't even
+know what it is. I told them and
+they don't believe me. Now you're
+here! I suppose if I can't be reduced&mdash;seduced&mdash;into
+getting them
+one, it will wind up with torch hair.
+Believe me, I never heard of a high
+dragon bump."</p>
+
+<p>"Now, don't get panicky!" the
+girl pleaded. "After all, I'm scared
+too."</p>
+
+<p>"I am not scared!" Wayne replied
+indignantly. But he realized
+that he was.</p>
+
+<p>So far, in the hour or so he'd
+been a captive of the Cirissins, he'd
+managed to keep his fright pretty
+well subdued. He'd understood almost
+at once what had happened,
+and his first reaction had not been
+terror or even any great degree of
+surprise.</p>
+
+<p>He was a scientist and he had a
+scientist's curiosity.</p>
+
+<p>And at first the Cirissins&mdash;or the
+one that had done all the talking&mdash;had
+been cooperative in answering
+his questions. But then, when he
+wasn't able to comprehend what
+they meant by high dragon bump,
+they'd started getting impatient.</p>
+
+<p>"What's your name?" he asked
+the girl. She was making gentle
+swimming motions with her hands
+and feet, moving gradually closer
+to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Sheilah," she said. "Sheilah
+Ralue. I'm a model. I pose for
+pitchers. You know&mdash;for sexy
+magazines and calendars and stuff
+like that."</p>
+
+<p>"I see. You were posing
+when&mdash;?"</p>
+
+<p>"When they snatched me, yeah.
+Couple hours ago, I guess. The
+flash bulb went off and blinded me
+for a second like it always does, and
+I seemed to be falling. Then I was
+here. Only I still don't even know
+where here is. Do you? How come
+we don't weigh nothing? It's
+ghastly!"</p>
+
+<p>"We're in a space ship," Wayne
+told her. "In free fall, circling earth
+a thousand miles or so out. I
+thought you at least knew we were
+in a space ship."</p>
+
+<p>The girl said, "Oh, bull. We can't
+be in no space ship. How'd we get
+here so fast?"</p>
+
+<p>"They have a matter transmitter,
+but I haven't the slightest idea of
+how it works. Obviously it's limited
+to living creatures or they could just
+as well have taken whatever it is
+they want instead of ... You don't
+happen to know what a high dragon
+bump is, do you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be dumb. Of course I ...
+well, unless it's a dance or something.
+I use to be a dancer, ya
+know. Sort of."</p>
+
+<p>"With bubbles, I imagine,"
+Wayne said.</p>
+
+<p>"Tassels. They was my specialty.
+But there's more money in posing
+for pitchers, and the work ain't
+quite so&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I doubt that a high dragon
+bump is a dance," Wayne said.</p>
+
+<p>Then he rubbed his chin. High
+dragon bump? Bumps and grinds?
+Highland fling? Chinese dragon
+dances? Hell, why not?</p>
+
+<p>The idea of space travelers visiting
+earth to learn a new dance was
+no more fantastic than the idea of
+them being here at all.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne turned his face to the
+door and shouted, "Hey, is that it?
+A dance? You want us to teach you
+a dance called the high dragon
+bump?"</p>
+
+<p>A muffled metallic voice from the
+other side said, "Nod danz. Bump.
+Huguff quig."</p>
+
+<p>Wayne shrugged and grinned
+weakly at Sheilah. "Well, we're
+making headway. We know one
+thing that it isn't."</p>
+
+<p>The girl had drifted so close to
+him now that he could feel the
+warmth of her body and smell the
+overwhelming fragrance of her perfume.</p>
+
+<p>She put one hand on his arm,
+and Wayne found that he had neither
+the strength nor the inclination
+to jerk away.</p>
+
+<p>But he protested weakly, "Now,
+listen, there's no point in you&mdash;I
+mean&mdash;even if we did, I couldn't
+produce a high dragon bump."</p>
+
+<p>"What kind of work do you do,
+mister?" Sheilah asked softly, drawing
+herself even closer. "You know,
+you ain't even told me your name
+yet."</p>
+
+<p>"It's Wayne," he said, fumbling
+in an effort to loosen his tie so he
+could breath more easily. "I'm an
+instructor. I teach physics at Kyler
+College, and I've got a weekly science
+show on TV. In fact I'd just
+finished my show when they got me.
+I was leaving the studio, starting
+down the stairs. Thought at first
+I'd missed a step and was falling,
+but I just kept falling. And I landed
+here, and ... Now, don't do that!"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I wasn't doing nothing.
+Whaddya do on your TV show?"</p>
+
+<p>"I talk. About science. Physics.
+Like today, I was discussing
+the H-bomb. How it works, you
+know, and why the fallout is dangerous,
+and ... Oh, good Gawd!
+Seduce, reduce! High dragon
+bump!"</p>
+
+<p>He shoved her away from him
+abruptly and violently and he went
+hurtling in the opposite direction.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, hey!" Sheilah protested.
+"You don't need to get so rough. I
+wasn't going to&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Shut up," Wayne said. "I think
+I've figured out what the Cirissins
+want!</p>
+
+<p>"Hey! Hey, open the door," he
+shouted. "I've got to talk to you."</p>
+
+<p>The door opened and a Cirissin
+floated in.</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah turned her head away,
+shuddering, and Wayne found it
+wise to close his eyes and open
+them little by little to grow re-accustomed
+to the sight gradually.</p>
+
+<p>The only thing he could think of
+with which to compare the Cirissins
+was the intestinal complex of
+an anemic elephant.</p>
+
+<p>It was not an entirely satisfactory
+comparison; but then, from his
+point of view, the Cirissins were entirely
+unsatisfactory creatures.</p>
+
+<p>Each of the four he had seen was
+nearly twice his size. They had no
+recognizable features such as eyes,
+ears, nose, head, arms or legs.</p>
+
+<p>Tentacle-like protrusions of various
+size and length seemed to serve
+as the sensory and prehensile organs.
+Wayne had identified one
+waving, restless flexible stalk as the
+eye. He suspected another of being
+the mouth, except that it apparently
+wasn't used for talking. The
+voice came from somewhere deep
+inside the convoluted mass of pastel-streaked
+tissue.</p>
+
+<p>"Wand tog?" the Cirissin rumbled.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne said, "Yes. Do you mind
+telling me what you want a high
+dragon bump <i>for</i>?"</p>
+
+<p>"Blast away hearth," the Cirissin
+replied unhesitatingly.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne swallowed and found it
+unnaturally difficult to do so.</p>
+
+<p>"To blast away earth?" he said.
+"You can do that with just one
+high dragon bump?"</p>
+
+<p>"Certificate. Alteration energy
+maguntoot. Compilated, though.
+Want splain?"</p>
+
+<p>Wayne said, "Never mind. I believe
+you. Just tell me this: Why?
+Who do you feel it's necessary to
+do it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Cause <i>is</i> necessary," the Cirissin
+explained. "Hearth no good. Whee
+dun lake. Godda gut red oft."</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah gasped, "Why the inhuman
+beasts!"</p>
+
+<p>Wayne expended one sidelong silencing
+glance on her and then said,
+"I see. And just suppose now that I
+don't give you a high dragon
+bump? What do you do then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Use hot tummy ache your
+arnium fishing bumps. Got them us
+elves. Tooking longthier, more hurtful,
+but can. Few don't gives high
+dragon bump tweddy far whores,
+thin godda."</p>
+
+<p>Wayne was silent for a while,
+staring at the alien creature, aware
+of Sheilah staring at him.</p>
+
+<p>"Twenty-four hours," he muttered.
+"Then they use uranium fission
+bombs. Oh, hell!"</p>
+
+<p>Finally he shrugged. "All right,
+I'll do it. Anyway, I'll try. I'll do
+what I can."</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah said, "Hey, listen mister,
+you can't ..."</p>
+
+<p>"Shut up!" Wayne snapped.
+"How do you know what I can do?
+You just let me handle this."</p>
+
+<p>"No sea juicing?" the Cirissin
+asked, waving his eye stem at
+Sheilah.</p>
+
+<p>"No. No sea juicing, and no
+torch hair either, please. I just
+didn't understand what you wanted
+at first. Now, if I could talk to your
+captain&mdash;or, are you the captain?"</p>
+
+<p>The Cirissin replied, "I spoke
+man. Name Orealgrailbliqu. Capitate
+nod sparking merry can languish.
+I only earning languish. Gut,
+hah? Tree whacks."</p>
+
+<p>"Uh, yeah, very good indeed,"
+Wayne said. "And in only three
+weeks! Now, Mr.&mdash;you don't mind
+if I call you O'Reilly, do you? Well,
+then, O'Reilly, do you have any
+suggestions as to how I should go
+about getting you a high dragon
+bump? You want me to make you
+one? Or&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Yukon mike?" O'Reilly asked.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne shrugged modestly. "Of
+course. With proper materials and
+equipment&mdash;and enough time." He
+wondered if there was any chance
+at all of convincing O'Reilly of
+that.</p>
+
+<p>"Nod mush timeless," O'Reilly
+said doubtfully. "God gut lab tarry,
+few wand lug."</p>
+
+<p>Wayne hesitated, partly to translate
+O'Reilly's rumblings and partly
+to marvel at an audacious idea
+taking shape in his mind.</p>
+
+<p>He said, "Uh, yes, by all means.
+I <i>do</i> want to look at your laboratory.
+Let's go."</p>
+
+<p>The Cirissin offered no objections
+to Sheilah accompanying
+them, so they followed him, pulling
+themselves along the tubular corridor
+by means of metal rings set in
+the walls, apparently for that specific
+purpose.</p>
+
+<p>It was the same means of propulsion
+employed by their guide,
+except that he used tentacles instead
+of hands.</p>
+
+<p>They were more awkward than
+he, and so they fell behind.</p>
+
+<p>"Listen, mister," Sheilah said.
+"You're not really gonna help these
+creeps, are ya? Cause, I mean, if
+you are I'm gonna stop you&mdash;one
+way or another."</p>
+
+<p>Wayne looked at her, feeling a
+deep sadness that anything so gorgeous
+could be so stupid. Stirred to
+self-consciousness by her near-nudity,
+he glanced quickly away.</p>
+
+<p>"Why don't you quit trying to
+think?" he advised her. "I may not
+be able to make a high dragon
+bump, but so help me I'm going to
+do my damnedest to see that they
+get one. And don't you get any
+stupid patriotic ideas. You just keep
+out of it. Understand?"</p>
+
+<p>O'Reilly had thrown open a door
+and was waiting for them.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne looked inside.</p>
+
+<p>"Smatter? Dun lake lab tarry?"
+the Cirissin asked after waiting
+nearly a minute for some comment.</p>
+
+<p>The laboratory probably wasn't
+adequate to produce a hydrogen
+bomb, Wayne realized; but he
+wasn't at all sure. It was the
+most complex, complete and compact
+laboratory he had ever seen.
+Its sheer size forced him to revise
+upward his estimate of the overall
+size of the ship.</p>
+
+<p>Much of the equipment was
+totally alien to him, but there was
+also a great deal that he could at
+least guess the purpose of. Including
+a fabulous array of electronic
+equipment.</p>
+
+<p>When Wayne still didn't say anything,
+the Cirissin closed the door.
+"Batter blan," he announced.
+"Wheeze india buck terth. Cup
+girlish ear. Torch herf youdon
+brink high dragon bump."</p>
+
+<p>Wayne said, "Huh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Flow me." O'Reilly led Wayne
+and Sheilah through a maze of corridors,
+tunnels and hatchways,
+stopping at last to throw open a
+door and let Wayne peer into the
+control cabin of a miniature space
+ship.</p>
+
+<p>O'Reilly jumblingly explained
+that it was a reconnaissance ship,
+used for visiting the surface of a
+planet when it was impractical to
+land the mother ship.</p>
+
+<p>The control board was simple: a
+few dials, one or two buttons, several
+switches and a view plate. It
+looked too simple.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne said, "Now, wait. Let's
+see if I have this straight. You want
+me to take this ship to earth and
+swipe you a high dragon bump.
+And you're going to keep Sheilah
+here and torture her if I don't deliver
+the goods, huh?"</p>
+
+<p>The Cirissin said that was right.
+"Kwiger butter. Jus bush piggest
+putton. Token ley tours gutther."</p>
+
+<p>"I see. And what about communications?"
+Wayne asked. "Is
+the boat equipped with radio?
+How can I let you know when I
+have your high dragon bump?"</p>
+
+<p>O'Reilly said, "Can't. Combundlecations
+Cirissin only."</p>
+
+<p>From his further explanation
+Wayne gathered that communications
+between the two ships was on
+the basis of some sort of amplified
+brain waves, and could carry only
+the brain waves of Cirissins.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne considered the situation.</p>
+
+<p>Two hours to get to earth. No
+radio. The big Cirissin ship was circling
+earth at an unknown distance,
+unknown speed and unknown direction.
+And although the ship was
+enormous, it would be impossible to
+spot it from earth unless you knew
+exactly where to look.</p>
+
+<p>He said, "It would really be better,
+wouldn't it, if I could make the
+high dragon bump right here?"</p>
+
+<p>O'Reilly agreed that it would be
+better.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, let me try. You've got a
+good lab, and we have plenty of
+time. Twenty-four hours, you said?
+Well, give me about ten hours in
+the laboratory. If I can't produce a
+high dragon bump in that time I'll
+take the small ship down and get
+you one. Okay?"</p>
+
+<p>While the Cirissin thought it over
+in meditative silence Wayne was
+aware of Sheilah watching him
+with cold, hostile eyes. He wished
+he could explain things to her, but
+he didn't dare try.</p>
+
+<p>Finally O'Reilly said, "Hokum.
+Tenners in lab. Thistle."</p>
+
+<p>"It'll be enough," Wayne assured
+him.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Sheilah</span> was taken back to the
+room where Wayne had met
+her and the Cirissin instructed her
+to stay there. He closed the door
+but did not lock it. Then he took
+Wayne back to the lab.</p>
+
+<p>"Neediest hulp?" he asked.</p>
+
+<p>"Hulp? Help? Uh ... Why, no.
+No, thanks. I can manage fine by
+myself. In fact I'd rather work
+alone. Fewer distractions the better,
+you know."</p>
+
+<p>"Hack saw lent. Wheel buzzy
+preparation. In trol room few deriding
+hulp needed." Then O'Reilly
+floated out the door.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne was astounded. He'd taken
+it for granted that the Cirissin
+would insist on supervising him,
+and he'd been evolving elaborate
+plans for escaping his attention.</p>
+
+<p>But Wayne thought he had the
+explanation for the Cirissins' idiotic
+behavior.</p>
+
+<p>This ship and everything about
+it indicated an extremely high intelligence
+and an advanced culture.</p>
+
+<p>Everything, that is, but the Cirissins
+themselves.</p>
+
+<p>The idea of kidnapping him from
+earth to provide them with a weapon
+to destroy earth; kidnapping
+Sheilah to seduce him; the idea of
+even expecting him to be <i>able</i> to
+produce such a weapon&mdash;it was all
+idiotic.</p>
+
+<p>There was only one explanation
+that he could see.</p>
+
+<p>The Cirissins <i>were</i> idiots.</p>
+
+<p>Some other race had produced
+this ship. These cosmic degenerates
+had somehow gotten hold of it and
+were on a mad binge through the
+universe, destroying all the worlds
+they didn't like.</p>
+
+<p>He wondered how many they'd
+already wiped out. They had to be
+stopped.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne immediately started constructing
+a radio transmitter from
+convenient materials in the laboratory.
+It was fairly simple.</p>
+
+<p>He was not interrupted for nearly
+two hours. At which time he was
+saying into his improvised microphone:</p>
+
+<p>"Seven hours? That long? Can't
+make it any sooner than that? Five
+hours? Six?"</p>
+
+<p>And then it was not a Cirissin
+voice behind him which said:
+"Drop that. Put up your hands and
+turn around!"</p>
+
+<p>It was Sheilah.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne turned and saw her floating
+at the doorway pointing a long,
+tubular metal object at him, her
+finger poised on a protruding lever.</p>
+
+<p>"What's that?" Wayne asked.</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah said, "It's a gun I found
+after lookin' all over the damn ship.
+I'm going to kill you. And then I'm
+going to kill your Cirissin friends.
+You're nothing but a dirty traitor,
+and I wouldn't seduce you if&mdash;I
+never did trust you scientists. Maybe
+I'll be killed, too, but I don't
+care." She was close to tears.</p>
+
+<p>"You're going to kill me?"
+Wayne said. "With that? How do
+you know it's even a gun? Looks
+more like a fire extinguisher to me.
+Aw, you poor little imbecile, I
+haven't had a chance to explain yet,
+but&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah said, "You make me
+sick." She pulled the trigger.</p>
+
+<p>The object was not a fire extinguisher,
+after all. It was quite
+obviously a weapon of some kind.</p>
+
+<p>Also it seemed obvious that
+Sheilah had been pointing the
+wrong end of the weapon toward
+Wayne.</p>
+
+<p>One more obvious fact that
+Wayne had time to comprehend
+was that the weapon was not a recoilless
+type.</p>
+
+<p>But by then Sheilah had gone
+limp and the gun had rebounded
+from her grasp and was sailing at
+Wayne's head.</p>
+
+<p>He ducked but not fast enough.
+The object whacked him solidly
+on top of his head.</p>
+
+<p>His brain exploded into a display
+of dazzling lights, excruciating
+pain and deafening noise.</p>
+
+<p>Then the lights went out and a
+long, dense silence set in.</p>
+
+<p>When Wayne fought through the
+layers of renewed pain and opened
+his eyes, he was still floating near
+his makeshift radio equipment in
+the laboratory.</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah still hung limply in mid-air
+near the door. The tubular
+weapon wavered near the ceiling.
+The radio transmitter was still
+open.</p>
+
+<p>It was just as though he'd been
+unconscious no more than a few
+minutes. But Wayne had a strong
+feeling that it had been more than
+that.</p>
+
+<p>Therefore he was only shocked,
+rather than stunned, when a glance
+at his wristwatch indicated six
+hours and forty minutes had
+elapsed.</p>
+
+<p>He held his head tightly in both
+hands to keep it from flying off in
+all directions at once, and he tried
+to think.</p>
+
+<p>He knew it was important to
+think&mdash;fast and straight.</p>
+
+<p>Six hours and forty minutes.</p>
+
+<p>That was too long to be unconscious
+from a simple blow on the
+head, and his head didn't really
+hurt that bad.</p>
+
+<p>Probably the weapon had still
+been firing whatever mysterious
+ammunition it used when it struck
+him; and when it bounced off his
+head it had turned, and he'd been
+caught in its blast.</p>
+
+<p>But that didn't matter. That
+wasn't the important thing.</p>
+
+<p>Six hours and forty minutes he'd
+been out.</p>
+
+<p>Seven hours!</p>
+
+<p>The Defense Department official
+he'd spoken to had told him seven
+hours.</p>
+
+<p>And thank God it wasn't five
+hours or six, as he'd been urging
+them to make it.</p>
+
+<p>Anyway he had only twenty minutes
+now. Possibly a little more, but
+just as likely less.</p>
+
+<p>That realization should have
+spurred him to instantaneous and
+heroic action, but instead it paralyzed
+him for several minutes. He
+couldn't think what to do. He
+couldn't get his muscles and nerves
+functioning and coordinated.</p>
+
+<p>The absence of gravity didn't
+help. He thrashed about futilely.</p>
+
+<p>But at last, almost by accident,
+his feet touched a metal support
+beam, and he pushed himself toward
+Sheilah. He grabbed her
+around the waist with one arm and
+with his free hand pulled both of
+them through the door.</p>
+
+<p>It seemed a long, long time before
+he got Sheilah to the reconnaissance
+ship. By then the twenty
+minutes were up. His life was going
+into overtime.</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah was conscious but still
+disorganized and limp, struggling
+weakly and ineffectually. Wayne
+fumbled with the door, got it open
+and shoved her inside.</p>
+
+<p>Then he pulled himself in and
+closed the door.</p>
+
+<p>They might make it yet. They
+still had a chance.</p>
+
+<p>He studied the control board, deciding
+on the proper button to push.</p>
+
+<p>From behind him Sheilah
+screamed, "The bomb! You've got
+the bomb and you're going to&mdash;Well,
+you're not!"</p>
+
+<p>Her body slammed against his
+shoulders and her arms encircled
+his neck. Her fingers clawed at his
+eyes.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne struggled, not to free himself,
+but only to get one hand loose,
+to reach the control board. When
+he did get a hand free, they had
+floated too far from the controls.</p>
+
+<p>"Stop it, you stupid bitch!"
+Wayne snarled. "You're going to
+kill us both!"</p>
+
+<p>Wayne said, "Listen, there's a
+guided missile from earth heading
+straight for this ship, and it has a
+hydrogen bomb warhead. It'll get
+here any minute now and when
+it&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>His words were broken off by the
+tremendous roar and concussion of
+the hydrogen bomb.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne's last thought before oblivion
+swallowed him was that they
+wouldn't have had time to escape,
+anyway.</p>
+
+<p>But that wasn't the end. Wayne
+woke up enough to refuse to believe
+he was alive, and O'Reilly was
+somewhere near, telling him:</p>
+
+<p>"Cirissins full of grate your forts.
+Radio eggulant blan. Thankel
+normous. Rid of earth now. Blasted
+away. Givish <i>good</i> high dragon
+bump. Yukon gome now."</p>
+
+<p>Wayne groaned. The meaning of
+O'Reilly's words was trying to get
+through to his brain, and he was
+trying desperately to keep the
+meaning out.</p>
+
+<p>O'Reilly's voice receded into a
+thick gray fog. "Keep shib. Shores.
+Presirent felpings. Gluck."</p>
+
+<p>Metal slammed against metal.
+Wayne slammed against something
+hard. And darkness closed in once
+again.</p>
+
+<p>But this time it wasn't so smothering
+and didn't last nearly so long.</p>
+
+<p>When he opened his eyes his head
+was clear. He wasn't floating. He
+was lying on something hard&mdash;a
+floor surface of the Cirissin landing
+ship. He didn't ache anywhere.</p>
+
+<p>All in all he felt pretty good.</p>
+
+<p>For the first few seconds.</p>
+
+<p>Then he started remembering
+things, and he wished he hadn't
+bothered to wake up.</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah was standing by the control
+panel, her back to him. She
+blocked the view screen, but Wayne
+didn't want to see it anyway. He
+wasn't even curious.</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah turned, saw him, smiled
+broadly.</p>
+
+<p>She said, "Gee, mister, I guess
+you're a hero. I dunno how you
+done it, but you made 'em go away,
+and you made 'em turn us loose."
+Wayne could detect no mockery or
+bitterness in her voice.</p>
+
+<p>"Aw, shut up," he growled.</p>
+
+<p>"You still mad at me cause of
+what I done? Well, gee, I'm sorry.
+I didn't get whatcha were up to. I
+guess I still don't, but ... Oh, hell,
+let's don't fight about it. It don't
+matter now, does it?"</p>
+
+<p>Wayne shook his head wearily.
+"No," he agreed. "It doesn't matter
+now."</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah moved away from the
+control board and came toward
+him. In her filmy, transparent costume,
+she was the quintessence of
+womanly allure.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne gasped and stared, but
+not at her.</p>
+
+<p>The view screen had become visible
+when she'd moved.</p>
+
+<p>It showed earth.</p>
+
+<p>Or a curved, cloud-veiled slice
+of earth. Intact, serene and growing
+steadily larger.</p>
+
+<p>"What the hell! Why, I thought ..."
+Wayne jumped to his feet,
+brushed past Sheilah and peered
+more closely at the view plate.
+There was no mistaking it. Earth.</p>
+
+<p>"What's a matter with you,
+mister?" Sheilah asked.</p>
+
+<p>Wayne felt dizzy. O'Reilly had
+said, "Earth blasted away," hadn't
+he? And the H-bomb hadn't destroyed
+the Cirissin ship. Therefore ...
+Well, therefore what?</p>
+
+<p>In the first place what O'Reilly
+had actually said was, "Rid of
+earth now. Blasted away." It wasn't
+quite the same as ...</p>
+
+<p>O'Reilly had never said anything
+about <i>destroying</i> earth.</p>
+
+<p>Quite a sizeable re-evaluation
+project was taking place in Wayne's
+mind. It took several minutes for
+all the pieces to fall into their proper
+places. But once he was willing
+to realize that the Cirissins had
+known what they were doing, everything
+seemed obvious.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, good Gawd!" he muttered.
+"What utter idiots!"</p>
+
+<p>"The Cirissins?" Sheilah asked.</p>
+
+<p>"No, I mean us. Me. Good Lord,
+just because O'Reilly's English
+wasn't perfect! What did I expect
+for only three weeks? Hummm.
+The atomic structure of the entire
+ship must be uniformly charged to ...
+Damn! High dragon bump!"</p>
+
+<p>"I don't getcha," Sheilah said.
+"What's with this high dragon
+bump business? I thought they
+wanted a hydrogen bomb to destroy
+earth, and I thought you'd
+agreed to help 'em, and so I
+thought ..."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, never mind," Wayne said.
+"I know what you thought, and you
+weren't any more stupid than I
+was. We were both wrong.</p>
+
+<p>"Look, the Cirissins must have
+been stalled&mdash;out of gas, sort of.
+Something had gone wrong with
+their nuclear drive units. They had
+some emergency fuel, but they
+didn't want to use it. Like having
+a can of kerosene in the car when
+the tank runs dry, I suppose. It will
+work, but it messes up the engine.
+You understand so far?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sure."</p>
+
+<p>"Okay then. They happened to
+be close to earth, so they went into
+an orbit around it and studied it
+for a while on radio and TV bands,
+and realized they might be able to
+get help without using their emergency
+fuel&mdash;uranium, incidentally,
+not kerosene.</p>
+
+<p>"So they grabbed us. Me, I suppose
+because they'd seen my TV
+science program. They must have
+gotten the idea from some stupid
+spy show that scientists have to be
+seduced into revealing information.
+That's why they picked up you."</p>
+
+<p>Sheilah interrupted, "But what
+did they <i>want</i>? I thought ..."</p>
+
+<p>Patiently, Wayne said, "Just
+what they said. A high dragon
+bump. A <i>bump</i>, not a bomb. A
+boost, a push. Not to blast away
+earth, but to blast away <i>from</i> earth.
+That's all."</p>
+
+<p class="rgt"><b>END</b></p>
+
+<div class="trn"><div class="figt">
+<a href="images/002-2.jpg"><img src="images/002-1.jpg" width="140" height="200" alt="" title="" /></a></div>
+
+<p><big><b>Transcriber's Note:</b></big></p>
+
+<p>This etext was produced from <i>If Worlds of Science Fiction</i> June 1958.
+Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S.
+copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling and
+typographical errors have been corrected without note.</p></div>
+
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30330 ***</div>
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