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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Status Quo by Dallas McCord Reynolds
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no
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+Title: Status Quo
+
+Author: Dallas McCord Reynolds
+
+Release Date: October 26, 2009 [Ebook #30339]
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+Language: English
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+Character set encoding: UTF-8
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK STATUS QUO***
+
+
+
+
+
+ Status Quo
+
+ by Dallas McCord Reynolds
+
+ Illustrated by John Schoenherr
+
+ Analog Science Fact & Fiction
+
+ August 1961
+
+
+
+
+
+
+[Transcriber’s Note: This text was produced from Analog Science Fact &
+Fiction August 1961. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
+the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
+
+In his income bracket and in the suburb in which he lived, government
+employees in the twenty-five to thirty-five age group were currently
+wearing tweeds. Tweeds were in. Not to wear tweeds was Non-U.
+
+Lawrence Woolford wore tweeds. His suit, this morning, had first seen the
+light of day on a hand loom in Donegal. It had been cut by a Swede widely
+patronized by serious young career men in Lawrence Woolford’s status
+group; English tailors were out currently and Italians unheard of.
+
+Woolford sauntered down the walk before his auto-bungalow, scowling at the
+sportscar at the curb—wrong year, wrong make. He’d have to trade it in on
+a new model. Which was a shame in a way, he liked the car. However, he had
+no desire to get a reputation as a weird among colleagues and friends.
+What was it Senator Carey MacArthur had said the other day? Show me a
+weird and I’ll show you a person who has taken the first step toward being
+a Commie.
+
+Woolford slid under the wheel, dropped the lift lever, depressed gently
+the thrust pedal and took off for downtown Greater Washington.
+Theoretically, he had another four days of vacation coming to him. He
+wondered what the Boss wanted. That was the trouble in being one of the
+Boss’ favorite trouble shooters, when trouble arose you wound up in the
+middle of it. Lawrence Woolford was to the point where he was thinking in
+terms of graduating out of field work and taking on a desk job which meant
+promotion in status and pay.
+
+He turned over his car to a parker at the departmental parking lot and
+made his way through the entrance utilized by second-grade departmental
+officials. In another year, he told himself, he’d be using that other
+door.
+
+The Boss’ reception secretary looked up when Lawrence Woolford entered the
+anteroom where she presided. “Hello, Larry,” she said. “Hear they called
+your vacation short. Darn shame.”
+
+LaVerne Polk was a cute little whizz of efficiency. Like Napoleon and his
+army, she knew the name of every member of the department and was on a
+first-name basis with all. However, she was definitely a weird. For
+instance, styles might come and styles might go, but LaVerne dressed for
+comfort, did her hair the way she thought it looked best, and wore
+low-heeled walking shoes on the job. In fact, she was ready and willing to
+snarl at anyone, no matter how kindly intentioned, who even hinted that
+her nonconformity didn’t help her promotion prospects.
+
+Woolford said, “Hi, LaVerne. I think the Boss is expecting me.”
+
+“That he is. Go right in, Larry.”
+
+She looked after him when he turned and left her desk. Lawrence Woolford
+cut a pleasant figure as thirty year old bachelors go.
+
+The Boss looked up from some report on his desk which he’d been frowning
+at, nodded to his field man and said, “Sit down, Lawrence. I’ll be with
+you in a minute. Please take a look at this while you’re waiting.” He
+handed over a banknote.
+
+Larry Woolford took it and found himself a comfortable chair. He examined
+the bill, front and back. It was a fifty dollar note, almost new.
+
+Finally the Boss, a stocky but impeccable career bureaucrat of the
+ultra-latest school, scribbled his initials on the report and tossed it
+into an Out chute. He said to Woolford, “I am sorry to cut short your
+vacation, Lawrence. I considered giving Walter Foster the assignment, but
+I think you’re the better choice.”
+
+Larry decided the faint praise routine was the best tactic, said earnestly
+about his closest rival. “Walt’s a good man, sir.” And then, “What’s the
+crisis?”
+
+“What do you think of that fifty?”
+
+His trouble shooter looked down at it. “What is there to think about it?”
+
+The Boss grunted, slid open a desk drawer and brought forth another bill.
+“Here, look at this, please.”
+
+It was another fifty. Larry Woolford frowned at it, not getting whatever
+was going on.
+
+“Observe the serial numbers,” the Boss said impatiently.
+
+They were identical.
+
+Woolford looked up. “Counterfeit. Which one is the bad one?”
+
+“That is exactly what we would like to know,” the Boss said.
+
+Larry Woolford stared at his superior, blinked and then examined the bills
+again. “A beautiful job,” he said, “but what’s it got to do with us, sir?
+This is Secret Service jurisdiction, counterfeiting.”
+
+“They called us in on it. They think it might have international
+ramifications.”
+
+Now they were getting somewhere. Larry Woolford put the two bills on the
+Boss’ desk and leaned back in his chair, waiting.
+
+His superior said, “Remember the Nazis turning out American and British
+banknotes during the Second War?”
+
+“I was just a kid.”
+
+“I thought you might have read about it. At any rate, obviously a
+government—with all its resources—could counterfeit perfectly any currency
+in the world. It would have the skills, the equipment, the funds to
+accomplish the task. The Germans turned out hundreds of millions of
+dollars and pounds with the idea of confounding the Allied financial
+basics.”
+
+“And why didn’t it work?”
+
+“The difficulty of getting it into circulation, for one thing. However,
+they did actually use a quantity. For a time our people were so alarmed
+that they wouldn’t allow any bills to come into this country from Mexico
+except two-dollar denomination—the one denomination the Germans hadn’t
+bothered to duplicate. Oh, they had the Secret Service in a dither for a
+time.”
+
+Woolford was frowning. “What’s this got to do with our current situation?”
+
+The Boss said, “It is only a conjecture. One of those bills is counterfeit
+but such an excellent reproduction that the skill involved is beyond the
+resources of any known counterfeiter. Secret Service wants to know if it
+might be coming from abroad, and, if so, from where. If it’s a
+governmental project, particularly a Soviet Complex one, then it comes
+into the ken of our particular cloak-and-dagger department.”
+
+“Yes, sir.” Woolford said. He got up and examined the two bills again.
+“How’d they ever detect that one was bad?”
+
+“Pure fortune. A bank clerk with an all but eidetic memory was going
+through a batch of fifties. It’s not too commonly used a denomination, you
+know. Coincidence was involved since in that same sheaf the serial number
+was duplicated.”
+
+“And then?”
+
+“The reproduction was so perfect that Secret Service was in an immediate
+uproar. Short of the Nazi effort, there has never been anything like it. A
+perfect duplication of engraving and paper identically the same. The
+counterfeiters have even evidently gone to the extent of putting a certain
+amount of artificial wear on the bills before putting them into
+circulation.”
+
+Larry Woolford said, “This is out of my line. How were they able to check
+further, and how many more did they turn up?”
+
+“The new I.B.M. sorters help. Secret Service checked every fifty dollar
+bill in every institution in town both banking and governmental. Thus far,
+they have located ten bills in all.”
+
+“And other cities?”
+
+“None. They’ve all been passed in Greater Washington, which is suspicious
+in itself. The amount of expense that has gone into the manufacture of
+these bills does not allow for only a handful of them being passed. They
+should be turning up in number. Lawrence, this reproduction is such that a
+pusher could walk into a bank and have his false currency changed by any
+clerk.”
+
+“Wow,” Larry whistled.
+
+“Indeed.”
+
+“So you want me to work with Secret Service on this on the off chance that
+the Soviet Complex is doing us deliberate dirt.”
+
+“That is exactly the idea, Lawrence. Get to work, please, and keep in
+touch with me. If you need support, I can assign Walter Foster or some of
+the other operatives to assist you. This might have endless
+ramifications.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Back in the anteroom, Woolford said to the Boss’ receptionist, “I’m on a
+local job, LaVerne, how about assigning me a girl?”
+
+“Can do,” she said.
+
+“And, look, tell her to get hold of every available work on counterfeiting
+and pile it on my desk.”
+
+“Right. Thinking of going into business, Larry?”
+
+He grinned down at her. “That’s the idea. Keeping up with the Jones clan
+in this man’s town costs roughly twice my income.”
+
+LaVerne said disapprovingly, “Then why not give it up? With the
+classification you’ve got a single man ought to be able to save half his
+pay.” She added, more quietly, “Or get married and support a family.”
+
+“Save half my pay?” Larry snorted. “And get a far out reputation, eh? No
+thanks, you can’t afford to be a weird these days.”
+
+She flushed—and damn prettily, Larry Woolford decided. She could be an
+attractive item if it wasn’t for obviously getting her kicks out of being
+individualistic.
+
+Larry said suddenly, “Look, promise like a good girl not to make us
+conspicuous and I’ll take you to the Swank Room for dinner tonight.”
+
+“Is that where all the bright young men currently have to be seen once or
+twice a week?” she snapped back at him. “Get lost, Larry. Being a healthy,
+normal woman I’m interested in men, but not necessarily in walking
+status-symbols.”
+
+It was his turn to flush, and, he decided wryly, he probably didn’t do it
+as prettily as she did.
+
+On his way to his office, he wondered why the Boss kept her on.
+Classically, a secretary-receptionist should have every pore in place, but
+in her time LaVerne Polk must have caused more than one bureaucratic
+eyebrow to raise. Efficiency was probably the answer; the Boss couldn’t
+afford to let her go.
+
+Larry Woolford’s office wasn’t much more than a cubicle. He sat down at
+the desk and banged a drawer or two open and closed. He liked the work,
+liked the department, but theoretically he still had several days of
+vacation and hated to get back into routine.
+
+Had he known it, this was hardly going to be routine.
+
+He flicked the phone finally and asked for an outline. He dialed three
+numbers before getting his subject. The phone screen remained blank.
+
+“Hans?” he said. “Lawrence Woolford.”
+
+The Teutonic accent was heavy, the voice bluff. “Ah, Larry! you need some
+assistance to make your vacation? Perhaps a sinister, exotic young lady,
+complete with long cigarette holder?”
+
+Larry Woolford growled, “How’d you know I was on vacation?”
+
+The other laughed. “You know better than to ask that, my friend.”
+
+Larry said, “The vacation is over, Hans. I need some information.”
+
+The voice was more guarded now. “I owe you a favor or two.”
+
+“Don’t you though? Look, Hans, what’s new in the Russkie camp?”
+
+The heartiness was gone. “How do you mean?”
+
+“Is there anything big stirring? Is there anyone new in this country from
+the Soviet Complex?”
+
+“Well now—” the other’s voice drifted away.
+
+Larry Woolford said impatiently, “Look, Hans, let’s don’t waste time
+fencing. You run a clearing agency for, _ah_, information. You’re strictly
+a businessman, nonpartisan, so to speak. Fine, thus far our department has
+tolerated you. Perhaps we’ll continue to. Perhaps the reason is that we
+figure we get more out of your existence than we lose. The Russkies
+evidently figure the same way, the proof being that you’re alive and have
+branches in the capitals of every power on Earth.”
+
+“All right, all right,” the German said. “Let me think a moment. Can you
+give me an idea of what you’re looking for?” There was an undernote of
+interest in the voice now.
+
+“No. I just want to know if you’ve heard anything new anti-my-side, from
+the other side. Or if you know of any fresh personnel recently from
+there.”
+
+“Frankly, I haven’t. If you could give me a hint.”
+
+“I can’t,” Larry said. “Look, Hans, like you say, you owe me a favor or
+two. If something comes up, let me know. Then I’ll owe you one.”
+
+The voice was jovial again. “It’s a bargain, my friend.”
+
+After Woolford had hung up, he scowled at the phone. He wondered if Hans
+Distelmayer was lying. The German commanded the largest professional spy
+ring in the world. It was possible, but difficult, for anything in
+espionage to develop without his having an inkling.
+
+The phone rang back. It was Steve Hackett of Secret Service on the screen.
+
+Hackett said, “Woolford, you coming over? I understand you’ve been
+assigned to get in our hair on this job.”
+
+“Huh,” Larry grunted. “The way I hear it, your whole department has given
+up, so I’m assigned to help you out of your usual fumble-fingered
+confusion.”
+
+Hackett snorted. “At any rate, can you drop over? I’m to work in liaison
+with you.”
+
+“Coming,” Larry said. He hung up, got to his feet and headed for the door.
+If they could crack this thing the first day, he’d take up that vacation
+where it’d been interrupted and possibly be able to wangle a few more days
+out of the Boss to boot.
+
+At this time of day, parking would have been a problem, in spite of
+automation of the streets. He left his car in the departmental lot and
+took a cab.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The Counterfeit Division of the Secret Service occupied an impressive
+section of an impressive governmental building. Larry Woolford flashed his
+credentials here and there, explained to guards and receptionists here and
+there, and finally wound up in Steve Hackett’s office which was all but a
+duplicate of his own in size and decor.
+
+Steve Hackett himself was a fairly accurate carbon copy of Woolford,
+barring facial resemblance alone. The fact was, Steve was almost
+Lincolnesque in his ugliness. Career man, about thirty, good university,
+crew cut, six foot, one hundred and seventy, earnest of eye. He wore
+Harris tweed. Larry Woolford made a note of that; possibly herringbone was
+coming back in. He winced at the thought of a major change in his
+wardrobe; it’d cost a fortune.
+
+They’d worked on a few cases together before when Steve Hackett had been
+assigned to the presidential bodyguard and co-operated well.
+
+Steve came to his feet and shook hands. “Thought that you were going to be
+down in Florida bass fishing this month. You like your work so well you
+can’t stay away, or is it a matter of trying to impress your chief?”
+
+Larry growled, “Fine thing. Secret Service bogs down and they’ve got to
+call me in to clean up the mess.”
+
+Steve motioned him to a chair and immediately went serious. “Do you know
+anything about pushing queer, Woolford?”
+
+“That means passing counterfeit money, doesn’t it? All I know is what’s
+in the TriD crime shows.”
+
+“I can see you’re going to be a lot of help. Have you got anywhere at all
+on the possibility that the stuff might be coming from abroad?”
+
+“Nothing positive,” Larry said. “Are you people accomplishing anything?”
+
+“We’re just getting underway. There’s something off-trail about this deal,
+Woolford. It doesn’t fit into routine.”
+
+Larry Woolford said, “I wouldn’t think so if the stuff is so good not even
+a bank clerk can tell the difference.”
+
+“That’s not what I’m talking about now. Let me give you a run down on
+standard counterfeiting.” The Secret Service agent pushed back in his
+swivel chair, lit a cigarette, and propped his feet onto the edge of a
+partly open desk drawer. “Briefly, it goes like this. Some smart lad gets
+himself a set of plates and a platen press and—”
+
+Larry interrupted, “Where does he get the plates?”
+
+“That doesn’t matter now,” Steve said. “Various ways. Maybe he makes them
+himself, sometimes he buys them from a crooked engraver. But I’m talking
+about pushing green goods once it’s printed. Anyway, our friend runs off,
+say, a million dollars worth of fives. But he doesn’t try to pass them
+himself. He wholesales them around netting, say, fifty thousand dollars.
+In other words, he sells twenty dollars in counterfeit for one good
+dollar.”
+
+Larry pursed his lips. “Quite a discount.”
+
+“Um-m-m. But that’s safest from his angle. The half dozen or so
+distributors he sold it to don’t try to pass it either. They also are
+playing it carefully. They peddle it, at say ten to one, to the next rung
+down the ladder.”
+
+“And these are the fellows that pass it, eh?”
+
+“Not even then, usually. These small timers take it and pass it on at five
+to one to the suckers in the trade, who take the biggest risks. Most of
+these are professional pushers of the queer, as the term goes. Some,
+however, are comparative amateurs. Sailors for instance, who buy with the
+idea of passing it in some foreign port where seamen’s money flows fast.”
+
+Larry Woolford shifted in his chair. “So what are you building up to?”
+
+Steve Hackett rubbed the end of his pug nose with a forefinger in quick
+irritation. “Like I say, that’s standard counterfeit procedure. We’re all
+set up to meet it, and do a pretty good job. Where we have our
+difficulties is with amateurs.”
+
+Woolford scowled at him.
+
+Hackett said, “Some guy who makes and passes it himself, for instance.
+He’s unknown to the stool pigeons, has no criminal record, does up
+comparatively small amounts and dribbles his product onto the market over
+a period of time. We had one old devil up in New York once who actually
+_drew_ one dollar bills. He was a tremendous artist. It took us years to
+get him.”
+
+Larry Woolford said, “Well, why go into all this? We’re hardly dealing
+with amateurs now.”
+
+Steve looked at him. “That’s the trouble. We are.”
+
+“Are you batty? Not even your own experts can tell this product from real
+money.”
+
+“I didn’t say it was being _made_ by amateurs. It’s being _pushed_ by
+amateurs—or maybe amateur is the better word.”
+
+“How do you know?”
+
+“For one thing, most professionals won’t touch anything bigger than a
+twenty. Tens are better, fives better still. When you pass a fifty, the
+person you give it to is apt to remember where he got it.” Steve Hackett
+said slowly, “Particularly if you give one as a tip to the _maître
+d’hôtel_ in a first-class restaurant. A _maître d’_ holds his job on the
+strength of his ability to remember faces and names.”
+
+ [Illustration.]
+
+“What else makes you think your pushers are amateurs?”
+
+“Amateur,” Hackett corrected. “Ideally, a pusher is an inconspicuous type.
+The kind of person whose face you’d never remember. It’s never a teenage
+girl who’s blowing money.”
+
+It was time to stare now, and Larry Woolford obliged. “A teenager!”
+
+“We’ve had four descriptions of her, one of them excellent. Fredrick, the
+_maître d’_ over at La Calvados, is the one that counts, but the others
+jibe. She’s bought perfume and gloves at Michel Swiss, the swankiest shop
+in town, a dress at Chez Marie—she passed three fifties there—and a hat at
+Paulette’s over on Monroe Street.
+
+“That’s another sign of the amateur, by the way. A competent pusher buys a
+small item and gets change from his counterfeit bill. Our girl’s been
+buying expensive items, obviously more interested in the product than in
+her change.”
+
+“This doesn’t seem to make much sense,” Larry Woolford protested. “You
+have any ideas at all?”
+
+“The question is,” Hackett said, “where did she get it? Is she connected
+with one of the embassies and acquired the stuff overseas? If so, that
+puts it in your lap again possibly—”
+
+The phone rang and Steve flicked the switch and grumbled, “Yeah? Steven
+Hackett speaking.”
+
+He listened for a moment then banged the phone off and jumped to his feet.
+“Come on, Larry,” he snapped. “This is it.”
+
+Larry stood, too. “Who was that?”
+
+“Fredrick, over at La Calvados. The girl has come in for lunch. Let’s go!”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+La Calvados was the swankiest French restaurant in Greater Washington, a
+city not devoid of swank restaurants. Only the upper-echelons in
+governmental circles could afford its tariffs; the clientele was more apt
+to consist of business mucky-mucks and lobbyists on the make. Larry
+Woolford had eaten here exactly twice. You could get a reputation spending
+money far beyond your obvious pay status.
+
+Fredrick, the _maître de hôtel_, however, was able to greet them both by
+name. “Monsieur Hackett, Monsieur Woolford,” he bowed. He obviously didn’t
+approve of La Calvados being used as a hangout where counterfeiters were
+picked up the authorities.
+
+“Where is she?” Steve said, looking out over the public dining room.
+
+Fredrick said, unprofessionally agitated, “See here, Monsieur Hackett, you
+didn’t expect to, ah, arrest the young lady _here_ during our lunch hour?”
+
+Steve looked at him impatiently. “We don’t exactly beat them over the head
+with blackjacks, slip the bracelets on and drag them screaming to the
+paddywagon.”
+
+“Of course not, monsieur, but—”
+
+Larry Woolford’s chief dined here several times a week and was probably on
+the best of terms with Fredrick whose decisions on tables and whose degree
+of servility had a good deal of influence on a man’s status in Greater
+Washington. Larry said wearily, “We can wait until she leaves. Where is
+she?”
+
+Fredrick had taken them to one side.
+
+“Do you see the young lady over near the window on the park? The rather
+gauche appearing type?”
+
+It was a teenager, all right. A youngster up to her eyebrows in the
+attempt to project sophistication.
+
+Steve said, “Do you know who she is?”
+
+“No,” Fredrick said. “Hardly our usual clientele.”
+
+“Oh?” Larry said. “She looks like money.”
+
+Fredrick said, “The dress appears as though it is of Chez Marie, but she
+wears it as though it came from Klein’s. Her perfume is Chanel, but she
+has used approximately three times the quantity one would expect.”
+
+“That’s our girl, all right,” Steve murmured. “Where can we keep an eye on
+her until she leaves?”
+
+“Why not at the bar here, Messieurs?”
+
+“Why not?” Larry said. “I could use a drink.”
+
+Fredrick cleared his throat. “Ah, Messieurs, that fifty I turned over you.
+I suppose it turned out to be spurious?”
+
+Steve grinned at him. “Afraid so, Fredrick. The department is holding it.”
+
+Larry took out his wallet. “However, we have a certain leeway on expenses
+on this assignment and appreciate your co-operation.” He handed two
+twenties and a ten to the _maître d’_. Fredrick bowed low, the money
+disappearing into his clothes magically. “_Merci bien_, monsieur.”
+
+At the bar, Steve scowled at his colleague. “Ha!” he said. “Why didn’t I
+think of that first? He’ll get down on his knees and bump his head each
+time he sees you in the joint from now on.”
+
+Larry Woolford waggled a finger at the other. “This is a status conscious
+town, my boy. Prestige means everything. When I take over my Boss’ job,
+maybe we can swing a transfer and I’ll give you a position suitable to
+your attainments.” He pursed his lips judiciously. “Although, come to
+think of it, that might mean a demotion from the job you’re holding now.”
+
+“Vodka martini,” Steve told the bartender. “Polish vodka, of course.”
+
+“Of course, sir.”
+
+Larry said, “Same for me.”
+
+The bartender left and Steve muttered, “I hate vodka.”
+
+“Yeah,” Larry said, “But what’re you going to do in a place like this,
+order some weird drink?”
+
+Steve dug into his pocket for money. “We’re not going to have to drink
+them. Here she comes.”
+
+She walked with her head held high, hauteur in every step. Ignoring the
+peasants at the tables she passed.
+
+“Holy smokes,” Steve grunted. “It’s a wonder Fredrick let her in.”
+
+She hesitated momentarily before the doorway of the prestige restaurant
+allowing the passers-by to realize she’d just emerged, and then turned to
+her right to promenade along the shopping street.
+
+Fifty feet below La Calvados, Steve said, “Let’s go, Woolford.”
+
+One stepped to one elbow, the other to the other. Steve said quietly, “I
+wonder if we could ask you a few questions?”
+
+Her eyebrows went up, “I _beg_ your pardon!”
+
+Steve sighed and displayed the badge pinned to his wallet, keeping it
+inconspicuous. “Secret Service, Miss,” he murmured.
+
+“Oh, devil,” she said. She looked up at Larry Woolford, and then back at
+Steve.
+
+Steve said, “Among other things, we’re in charge of counterfeit money.”
+
+She was about five foot four in her heels, had obviously been on a round
+of beauty shops and had obviously instructed them to glamorize her. It
+hadn’t come off. She still looked as though she’d be more at home as
+cheerleader of the junior class in small town high school. She was honey
+blond, green-blue of eye, and had that complexion they seldom carry even
+into the twenties.
+
+“I ... I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Her chin began to tremble.
+
+Larry said gently, “Don’t worry. We just want to ask you some questions.”
+
+“Well ... like what?” She was going to be blinking back tears in a moment.
+At least Larry hoped she’d blink them back. He’d hate to have her start
+howling here in public.
+
+Larry said, “We think you can be of assistance to the government, and we’d
+like your help.”
+
+Steve rolled his eyes upward, but turned and waved for a street level cab.
+
+In the cab, Larry said, “Suppose we go over to my office, Steve?”
+
+“O.K. with me,” Steve muttered, “but by the looks of the young lady here,
+I think it’s a false alarm from your angle. She’s obviously an American.
+What’s your name, Miss?”
+
+“It’s Zusanette. Well, really, Susan.”
+
+“Susan what?”
+
+“I ... I’m not sure I want to tell you. I ... I want a lawyer.”
+
+“A lawyer!” Steve snorted. “You mean you want the juvenile authorities,
+don’t you?”
+
+“Oh, what a mean thing to say,” she sputtered.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+In the corridor outside the Boss’ suite of offices, Larry said to Steve,
+“You take Miss ... ah, Zusanette to my office, will you Steve. I’ll be
+there in a minute.”
+
+He opened the door to the anteroom and said, “LaVerne, we’ve got a girl in
+my office—”
+
+“Why, Larry!”
+
+He glowered at her. “A suspect. I want a complete tape of everything said.
+As soon as we’re through, have copies made, at least three or four.”
+
+“And, who, Mr. Woolford, was your girl Friday last year?”
+
+“This is important, honey. I suppose you’ve supplied me with a secretary
+but I haven’t even met her yet. Take care of it, will you?”
+
+“Sure enough, Larry.”
+
+He followed Steve and the girl to his office.
+
+Once seated, the girl and Steve in the only two extra chairs the cubicle
+boasted and Larry behind his desk, he looked at her in what he hoped was
+reassurance. “Just tell us where you got the money, Zusanette.”
+
+Steve reached out a hand suddenly and took her bag from her lap. She
+gasped and snatched at it, but he eluded her and she sat back, her chin
+trembling again.
+
+Steve came up with a thick sheaf of bills, the top ones, at least, all
+fifties and tossed them to Larry’s desk. He took out a school pass and
+read, “Susan Self, Elwood Avenue.” He looked up at Larry and said, “That’s
+right off Eastern, near Paterson Park in the Baltimore section of town,
+isn’t it?”
+
+Larry said to her, “Zusanette, I think you’d better tell us where you got
+all this money.”
+
+“I found it,” she said defiantly. “You can’t do anything to me if I simply
+found it. Anybody can find money. Finders keepers—”
+
+“But if it’s counterfeit,” Steve interrupted dryly, “it might also be,
+finders weepers.”
+
+“Where did you find it, Zusanette?” Larry said gently.
+
+She tightened her lips, and the trembling of her chin disappeared. “I ...
+I can’t tell you that. But it’s not counterfeit. Daddy ... my father said
+it was as good as any money the government prints.”
+
+“That it is,” Steve said sourly. “But it’s still counterfeit, which makes
+it very illegal indeed to spend, Miss Self.”
+
+She looked from one of them to the other, not clear about her position.
+She said to Larry, “You mean it’s not _real_ money?”
+
+He kept his tone disarming, but shook his head, “I’m afraid not,
+Zusanette. Now, tell us, where did you find it?”
+
+“I can’t. I promised”
+
+“I see. Then you don’t know to whom it originally belonged?”
+
+“It didn’t belong to anybody.”
+
+Steve Hackett made with a disbelieving whistle. He was taking the part of
+the tough, suspicious cop; Larry the part of the understanding,
+sympathetic officer, trying to give the suspect a break.
+
+Susan Self turned quickly on Steve. “Well, it didn’t. You don’t even
+know.”
+
+Larry said, “I think she’s telling the truth, Steve. Give her a chance.
+She’s playing fair.” He looked back at the girl, and frowned his
+puzzlement. “All money belongs to _somebody_ doesn’t it?”
+
+She had them now. She said superiorly. “Not necessarily to some_body_. It
+can belong to, like, an organization.”
+
+Steve grunted skepticism. “I think we ought to arrest her,” he said.
+
+Larry held up a hand, his face registering opposition. “I’ll handle this,”
+he said sharply. “Zusanette is doing everything she can to co-operate.” He
+turned back to the girl. “Now, the question is, what organization did this
+money belong to?”
+
+She looked triumphantly at Steve Hackett. “It belonged to the Movement.”
+
+They both looked at her.
+
+Steve said finally, “What movement?”
+
+She pouted in thought. “That’s the only name they call it.”
+
+“Who’s they?” Steve snapped nastily.
+
+“I ... I don’t know.”
+
+Larry said, “Well, you already told us your father was a member,
+Zusanette.”
+
+Her eyes went wide. “I did? I shouldn’t have said that.” But she evidently
+took him at his word.
+
+Larry said encouragingly, “Well, we might as well go on. Who else is a
+member of this Movement besides your father?”
+
+She shifted in her chair uncomfortably. “I don’t know any of their names.”
+
+Steve looked down at the school pass in his hands. He said to Larry, “I’d
+better make a phone call.”
+
+He left.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Larry said, “Don’t worry about him, Zusanette. Now then, this _movement_.
+That’s kind of a funny name, isn’t it? What does it mean?”
+
+She was evidently glad that the less than handsome Steve Hackett had left
+the room. Her words flowed more freely. “Well, Daddy says that they call
+it the Movement rather than a revolution....”
+
+An ice cube manifested itself in the stomach of Lawrence Woolford.
+
+“... Because people get conditioned, like, to words. Like revolution.
+Everybody is against the word because they all think of killing and
+everything, and, Daddy says, there doesn’t have to be any shooting or
+killing or anything like that at all. It just means a fundamental change
+in society. And, Daddy says, take the word propaganda. Everybody’s got to
+thinking that it automatically means lies, but it doesn’t at all. It just
+means, like, the arguments you use to convince people that what you stand
+for is right and it might be lies or it might not. And, Daddy says, take
+the word socialism. So many people have the wrong idea of what it means
+that the socialists ought to scrap the word and start using something else
+to mean what they stand for.”
+
+Larry said gently, “Your father is a socialist?”
+
+“Oh, no.”
+
+He nodded in understanding. “Oh, a Communist, eh?”
+
+Susan Self was indignant. “Daddy thinks the Communists are strictly awful,
+really weird.”
+
+Steve Hackett came back into the office. He said to Larry, “I sent a
+couple of the boys out to pick him up.”
+
+Susan was on her feet, a hand to mouth. “You mean my father! You’re going
+to arrest him!”
+
+Larry said soothingly, “Sit down, Zusanette. There’s a lot of things about
+this that I’m sure your father can explain.” He said to Steve, “She tells
+me that the money belonged to a movement. A revolutionary movement which
+doesn’t use the term revolutionary because people react unfavorably to
+that word. It’s not Commie.”
+
+Susan said indignantly, “It’s American, not anything foreign!”
+
+Steve growled, “Let’s get back to the money. What’s this movement doing
+with a lot of counterfeit bills and where did you find them?”
+
+She evidently figured she’d gone too far now to take a stand. “It’s not
+Daddy’s fault,” she said. “He took me to headquarters twice.”
+
+“Where’s headquarters?” Larry said trying to keep his voice soothing.
+
+“Well ... I don’t know. Daddy was awfully silly about it. He tied his
+handkerchief around my eyes near the end. But the others complained about
+me anyway, and Daddy got awfully mad and said something about the young
+people of the country participating in their emancipation and all, but the
+others got mad too, and said there wasn’t any kind of help I could do
+around headquarters anyway, and I’d be better off in school. Everybody got
+awfully mad, but after the second time Daddy promised not to take me to
+headquarters any more.”
+
+“But where did you find the money, Zusannette?” Larry said.
+
+“At headquarters. There’s tons and tons of it there.”
+
+Larry cleared his throat and said, “When you say tons and tons, you mean a
+great deal of it, eh?”
+
+She was proudly definite. “I mean tons and tons. A ton is two thousand
+pounds.”
+
+“Look, Zusanette,” Larry said reasonably. “I don’t know how much money
+weighs, exactly, but let’s say a pound would be, say, a thousand bills.”
+He took up a pencil and scribbled on a pad before him. “A pound of fifties
+would be $50,000. Then if you multiply that by 2,000 pounds to make a ton,
+you’d have $100,000,000. And you say there’s tons and tons?”
+
+“And that’s just the fifties,” Susan said triumphantly. “So you can see
+the two little packages I picked up aren’t really important at all. It’s
+just like I found them.”
+
+“I don’t think there’s quite a thousand bills in a pound,” Steve said
+weakly.
+
+Larry said, “How much other money is there?”
+
+“Oh, piles. Whole rooms. Rooms after rooms. And hundred dollar bills, and
+twenties, and fives, and tens—”
+
+Larry said, “Look, Zusanette, I don’t think you’re in any position to be
+telling us whoppers. This whole story doesn’t make much sense, does it?”
+
+Her mouth tightened. “I’m not going to say anything more until Daddy gets
+here, anyway,” she said.
+
+Which was when the phone rang.
+
+“I have an idea that’s for me,” Steve said.
+
+The screen lit up and LaVerne Polk said, “Call for Steve Hackett, Larry.”
+
+Larry pushed the phone around so Steve could look into it. LaVerne flicked
+off and was replaced by a stranger in uniform. Steve said, “Yeah?”
+
+The cop said, “He’s flown the coop, sir. Must have got out just minutes
+before we arrived. Couldn’t have taken more than a suitcase. Few papers
+scattered around the room he used for an office.”
+
+Susan gasped, “You mean Daddy?”
+
+Steve Hackett rubbed a hand over his flattened nose. “Holy Smokes,” he
+said. He thanked the cop and flicked off.
+
+Larry said, “Look Zusanette, everything’s going to be all right. Nothing
+will happen to you. You say you managed to pick up two packets of all this
+money they have at headquarters. O.K. So you thought it wouldn’t be missed
+and you’ve always wanted to spend money the way you see the stars do on
+TriD and in the movies.”
+
+She looked at him, taken back. “How did you know?”
+
+Larry said dryly, “I’ve always wanted to myself. But I would like to know
+one more thing. The Movement. What was it going to do with all this
+money?”
+
+That evidently puzzled her. “The Professor said they were going to spend
+it on chorus girls. I guess ... I guess he was joking or something. But
+Daddy and I’d just been up to New York and we saw those famous precision
+dancers at the New Roxy Theatre and all and then when we got back the
+Professor and Daddy were talking and I heard him say it.”
+
+Steve said, carefully, “Professor who?”
+
+Susan said, “Just the Professor. That’s all we ever call him.” Her chin
+went to trembling still again.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Larry summed it up for the Boss later.
+
+His chief scoffed his disbelief. “The child is full of dreams, Lawrence.
+It comes from seeing an over-abundance of these TriD shows. I have a girl
+the same age. I don’t know what is happening to the country. They have no
+sense of reality.”
+
+Larry Woolford said mildly, “Well, she might be full of nonsense, but she
+did have the fifties, and she’s our only connection with whoever printed
+them whether it’s a movement to overthrow the government, or what.”
+
+The Boss said tolerantly, “Movement, indeed. Obviously, her father
+produced them and she purloined a quantity before he was ready to attempt
+to pass them. Have you a run down on him yet?”
+
+“Susan Self says her father, Ernest Self, is an inventor. Steve Hackett is
+working on locating him.”
+
+“He’s an inventor indeed. Evidently, he has invented a perfect
+counterfeiting device. However, that is the Secret Service’s headache, not
+ours. Do you wish to resume that vacation of yours, Lawrence?”
+
+His operative twisted his face in a grimace. “Sure, I do, but I’m not
+happy about this, sir. What happens if there really is an organization, a
+Movement, like she said? That brings it back under our jurisdiction,
+anti-subversion.”
+
+The other shook his head tolerantly. “See here, Lawrence, when you begin
+scheming a social revolution you can’t plan on an organization composed of
+a small number of persons who keep their existence secret. In spite of
+what a good many persons seem to believe, revolutions are not accomplished
+by handfuls of conspirators hiding in cellars and eventually overthrowing
+society by dramatically shooting the President, or King, or Czar, or
+whoever. Revolutions are precipitated by masses of people. People who have
+ample cause to be against whatever the current government happens to be.
+Usually, they are on the point of actual starvation. Have you ever read
+Machiavelli?”
+
+Niccolo Machiavelli was currently _the thing_ to read. Larry said with a
+certain dignity, “I’ve gone through ‘The Prince,’ the ‘Discourses’ and
+currently I’m amusing myself with his ‘History of Florence.’ ”
+
+“Anybody who can amuse himself reading Machiavelli,” the Boss said dryly,
+“has a macabre sense of humor. At any rate, what I was alluding to was
+where he stated that the Prince cannot rule indefinitely in the face of
+the active opposition of his people. Therefore, the people always get a
+government that lies within the limits of their tolerance. It may be on
+one edge or the other of their limits of tolerance—but it’s always within
+their tolerance zone.”
+
+Larry frowned and said, “Well, what’s your point, sir?”
+
+The Boss said patiently, “I’m just observing that cultures aren’t
+overthrown by little handfuls of secret conspirators. You might eliminate
+a few individuals in that manner, in other words change the personnel of
+the government, but you aren’t going to alter a socio-economic system.
+That can’t be done until your people have been pushed outside their limits
+of tolerance. Very well then. A revolutionary organization must get out
+and propagandize. It has got to convince the people that they are being
+pushed beyond endurance. You have got to get the _masses_ to moving. You
+have to give speeches, print newspapers, books, pamphlets, you have got to
+send your organizers out to intensify interest in your program.”
+
+Larry said, “I see what you mean. If this so-called Movement actually
+existed it couldn’t expect to get anywhere as long as remained secret.”
+
+The Boss nodded. “That is correct. The _leaders_ of a revolutionary
+movement might be intellectuals, social scientists, scholars—in fact they
+usually are—take our own American Revolution with Jefferson, Madison,
+Franklin, Washington. Or the French Revolution with Robespierre, Danton,
+Marat, Engels and Lenin. All were well educated intellectuals from the
+middle class. But the revolution itself, once it starts, comes from below,
+from the mass of people pushed beyond tolerance.”
+
+It came to Lawrence Woolford that his superior had achieved to his
+prominent office not through any fluke. He knew what he was talking about.
+
+The Boss wound it up. “If there was such an organization as this Movement,
+then this department would know about it. You don’t keep a revolutionary
+movement secret. It doesn’t make sense to even try. Even if it is forced
+underground, it makes as much noise as it can.”
+
+His trouble shooter cleared his throat. “I suppose you’re right, sir.” He
+added hesitantly. “We could always give Susan Self a few drops of
+Scop-Serum, sir.”
+
+The Boss scowled disapprovingly. “You know how the Supreme Court ruled on
+that, Lawrence. And particularly since the medics revealed its effect on
+reducing sexual inhibitions. No, Mr. Hackett and Secret Service will have
+to get the truth out of the girl by some other means. At any rate, it is
+out of our hands.”
+
+Larry came to his feet. “Well, then, I’ll resume my vacation, eh?”
+
+His chief took up a report from his desk an frowned at it, his attention
+already passing to other matters. He grunted, “Clear it with LaVerne,
+please. Tell her I said to take another week to make up for our intruding
+on you in this manner.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+In the back of his head, Larry Woolford had misgivings. For one thing,
+where had the kid, who on the face of her performance was no great brain
+even as sixteen or seventeen old’s go, picked up such ideas as the fact
+that people developed prejudices against words like revolution and
+propaganda?
+
+However, he was clear of it now. Let Steve Hackett and his people take
+over. He, Lawrence Woolford, was due for a quick return to Astor, Florida
+and the bass fishing on the St. John’s River.
+
+He stopped at LaVerne’s desk and gave her his address to be, now that his
+vacation was resumed.
+
+She said, smiling up at him. “Right. The boss already told me to get in
+touch with Secret Service and let them know we’re pulling out. What
+happened to Susan Self?”
+
+Larry looked at her. “How’d you know about Susan?”
+
+Her tone was deprecating. “Remember? You had me cut some tapes on you and
+that hulking Steve Hackett grilling the poor kid.”
+
+Larry snorted. “Poor kid, yet. With her tastes for living-it-up, and that
+father she has, she’ll probably spend the rest of her life getting in
+Steve’s hair as a counterfeit pusher.”
+
+“What are they going to do with her? She’s just a child.”
+
+The agent shrugged. “I feel sorry for her, too, LaVerne. Steve’s got her
+in a suite at the Greater Washington Hilton, until things are cleared up.
+They don’t want the newspapers to get wind of this until they’ve got that
+inventor father of hers and whatever he’s cooked up to turn out perfect
+reproductions of Uncle Sam’s money. Look, I won’t be leaving until
+tomorrow. What’d you say we go out on the town tonight?”
+
+“Why, Larry Woolford! How nice of you to ask me. Poor Little, Non-U me.
+What do you have in mind? I understand Mort Lenny’s at one of the night
+clubs.”
+
+Larry winced. “You know what he’s been saying about the administration.”
+
+She smiled sweetly at him.
+
+Larry said, “Look, we could take in the Brahms concert, then—”
+
+“Do you like Brahms? I go for popular music myself. Preferably the sort of
+thing they wrote back in the 1930s. Something you can dance to, something
+you know the words to. Corny, they used to call it. Remember ‘Sunny Side
+of the Street,’ and ‘Just the Way You Look Tonight’.”
+
+Larry winced again. He said, “Look, I admit, I don’t go for concerts
+either but it doesn’t hurt you to—”
+
+“I know,” she said sweetly. “It doesn’t hurt for a bright young bureaucrat
+to be seen at concerts.”
+
+“How about Dixieland?” he said. “It’s all the thing now.”
+
+“I like corn. Besides, my wardrobe is all out of style. Paris, London, and
+Rome just got in a huddle a couple of weeks ago and antiquated everything
+I own. You wouldn’t want to be seen with a girl a few weeks out of date,
+would you?”
+
+“Oh, now, LaVerne, get off my back.” He thought about it. “Look, you must
+have _something_ you could wear.”
+
+“Get out of here, you vacant minded conformist! I _like_ Mort Lenny, he
+makes me laugh; I _hate_ vodka martinis, they give me sour stomach; I
+don’t _like_ the current women’s styles, nor the men’s either.” LaVerne
+spun back to her auto-typer and began to dictate into it.
+
+Larry glared down at her. “All right. O.K. What _do_ you like?”
+
+She snapped back irrationally, “I like what _I_ like.”
+
+He laughed at her in ridicule.
+
+This time she glared at him. “That makes more sense than you’re capable of
+assimilating, Mr. Walking Status Symbol. My likes and dislikes aren’t
+dictated by someone else. If I like corny music, I’ll listen to it and the
+devil with Brahms or Dixieland or anything else that somebody else tells
+me is all the thing!”
+
+He turned on his heel angrily. “O.K., O.K., it takes all sorts to make a
+world, weirds and all.”
+
+“One more label to hang on people,” she snarled after him. “Everything’s
+labels. Be sure and never come to any judgments of your own!”
+
+What a woman! He wondered why he’d ever bothered to ask her for a date.
+There were so many women in this town you waded through them, and here he
+was exposing himself to be seen in public with a girl everybody in the
+department knew was as weird as they came. It didn’t do your standing any
+good to be seen around with the type. He wondered all over again why the
+Boss tolerated her as his receptionist-secretary.
+
+He got his car from the parking lot and drove home at a high level.
+Ordinarily, the distance being what it was, he drove in the lower and
+slower traffic levels but now his frustration demanded some expression.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Back at his suburban auto-bungalow, he threw all except the high priority
+switch and went on down into his small second cellar den. He didn’t really
+feel like a night on the town anyway. A few vodka martinis under his belt
+and he’d sleep late and he wanted to get up in time for an early start for
+Florida. Besides, in that respect he agreed with the irritating wench.
+Vermouth was never meant to mix with Polish vodka. He wished that Sidecars
+would come back.
+
+In his den, he shucked off his jacket, kicked off his shoes and shuffled
+into Moroccan slippers. He went over to his current reading rack and
+scowled at the paperbacks there. His culture status books were upstairs
+where they could be seen. He pulled out a western, tossed it over to the
+cocktail table that sat next to his chair, and then went over to the bar.
+
+Up above in his living room, he had one of the new autobars. You could
+dial any one of more than thirty drinks. Autobars were all the rage. The
+Boss had one that gave a selection of a hundred. But what difference did
+it make when nobody but eccentric old-timers or flighty blondes drank
+anything except vodka martinis? He didn’t like autobars anyway. A well
+mixed drink is a personal thing, a work of competence, instinct and art,
+not something measured to the drop, iced to the degree, shaken or stirred
+to a mathematical formula.
+
+Out of the tiny refrigerator he brought a four-ounce cube of frozen
+pineapple juice, touched the edge with his thumbnail and let the ultra
+thin plastic peel away. He tossed the cube into his mixer, took up a
+bottle of light rum and poured in about two ounces. He brought an egg from
+the refrigerator and added that. An ounce of whole milk followed and a
+teaspoon of powdered sugar. He flicked the switch and let the
+conglomeration froth together.
+
+He poured it into a king-size highball glass and took it over to his
+chair. Vodka martinis be damned, he liked a slightly sweet long drink.
+
+He sat down in the chair, picked up the book and scowled at the cover. He
+ought to be reading that Florentine history of Machiavelli’s, especially
+if the Boss had got to the point where he was quoting from the guy. But
+the heck with it, he was on vacation. He didn’t think much of the Italian
+diplomat of the Renaissance anyway; how could you be that far back without
+being dated?
+
+He couldn’t get beyond the first page or two.
+
+And when you can’t concentrate on a Western, you just can’t concentrate.
+
+He finished his drink, went over to his phone and dialed _Department of
+Records_ and then _Information_. When the bright young thing answered, he
+said, “I’d like the brief on an Ernest Self who lives on Elwood Avenue,
+Baltimore section of Greater Washington. I don’t know his code number.”
+
+She did things with switches and buttons for a moment and then brought a
+sheet from a delivery chute. “Do you want me to read it to you, sir?”
+
+“No, I’ll scan it,” Larry said.
+
+Her face faded to be replaced by the brief on Ernest Self.
+
+It was astonishingly short. _Records_ seemed to have slipped up on this
+occasion. A rare occurrence. He considered requesting the full dossier,
+then changed his mind. Instead he dialed the number of the _Sun-Post_ and
+asked for its science columnist.
+
+Sam Sokolski’s puffy face eventually faded in.
+
+Larry said to him sourly, “You drink too much. You can begin to see the
+veins breaking in your nose.”
+
+Sam looked at him patiently.
+
+Larry said, “How’d you like to come over and toss back a few tonight?”
+
+“I’m working. I thought you were on vacation.”
+
+Larry sighed. “I am,” he said. “O.K., so you can’t take a night off and
+lift a few with an old buddy.”
+
+“That’s right. Anything else, Larry?”
+
+“Yes. Look, have you ever heard of an inventor named Ernest Self?”
+
+“Sure I’ve heard of him. Covered a hassle he got into some years ago. A
+nice guy.”
+
+“I’ll bet,” Larry said. “What does he invent, something to do with
+printing presses, or something?”
+
+“Printing presses? Don’t you remember the story about him?”
+
+“Brief me,” Larry said.
+
+“Well—briefly does it—it got out a couple of years ago that some of our
+rocketeers had bought a solid fuel formula from an Italian research outfit
+for the star probe project. Paid them a big hunk of Uncle’s change for it.
+So Self sued.”
+
+Larry said, “You’re being _too_ brief. What d’ya mean, he sued? Why?”
+
+“Because he claimed he’d submitted the same formula to the same agency a
+full eighteen months earlier and they’d turned him down.”
+
+“Had he?”
+
+“Probably.”
+
+Larry didn’t get it. “Then why’d they turn him down?”
+
+Sam said, “Oh, the government boys had a good alibi. Crackpots turn up all
+over the place and you have to brush them off. Every cellar scientist who
+comes along and says he’s got a new super-fuel developed from old coffee
+grounds can’t be given the welcome mat. Something was wrong with his math
+or something and they didn’t pay much attention to him. Wouldn’t even let
+him demonstrate it. But it was the same formula, all right.”
+
+Larry Woolford was scowling. “Something wrong with his math? What kind of
+a degree does he have?”
+
+Sam grinned in memory. “I got a good quote on that. He doesn’t have any
+degree. He said he’d learned to read by the time he’d reached high school
+and since then he figured spending time in classrooms was a matter of
+interfering with his education.”
+
+“No wonder they turned him down. No degree at all. You can’t get anywhere
+in science like that.”
+
+Sam said, “The courts rejected his suit but he got a certain amount of
+support here and there. Peter Voss, over at the university, claims he’s
+one of the great intuitive scientists, whatever that is, of our
+generation.”
+
+“Who said that?”
+
+“Professor Voss. Not that it makes any difference what he says. Another
+crackpot.”
+
+After Sam’s less than handsome face was gone from the phone, Larry walked
+over to the bar with his empty glass and stared at the mixer for several
+minutes. He began to make himself another flip, but cut it short in the
+middle, put down the ingredients and went back to the phone to dial
+_Records_ again.
+
+He went through first the brief and then the full dossier on Professor
+Peter Luther Voss. Aside from his academic accomplishments, particularly
+in the fields of political economy and international law, and the dozen or
+so books accredited to him, there wasn’t anything particularly noteworthy.
+A bachelor in his fifties. No criminal record of any kind, of course, and
+no military career. No known political affiliations. Evidently a strong
+predilection for Thorstein Veblen’s theories. And he’d been a friend of
+Henry Mencken back when that old nonconformist was tearing down
+contemporary society seemingly largely for the fun involved in the
+tearing.
+
+On the face of it, the man was no radical, and the term “crackpot” which
+Sam had applied was hardly called for.
+
+Larry Woolford went back to the bar and resumed the job of mixing his own
+version of a rum flip.
+
+But his heart wasn’t in it. _The Professor_, Susan had said.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Before he’d gone to bed the night before, Larry Woolford had ordered a
+seat on the shuttle jet for Jacksonville and a hover-cab there to take him
+to Astor, on the St. Johns River. And he’d requested to be wakened in
+ample time to get to the shuttleport.
+
+But it wasn’t the saccharine pleasant face of the Personal Service
+operator which confronted him when he grumpily answered the phone in the
+morning. In fact, the screen remained blank.
+
+Larry decided that sweet long drinks were fine, but that anyone who took
+several of them in a row needed to be candied. He grumbled into the phone,
+“All right, who is it?”
+
+A Teutonic voice chuckled and said, “You’re going to have to decide
+whether or not you’re on vacation, my friend. At this time of day, why
+aren’t you at work?”
+
+Larry Woolford was waking up. He said, “What can I do for you,
+Distelmayer?” The German merchant-of-espionage wasn’t the type to make
+personal calls.
+
+“Have you forgotten so soon, my friend?” the other chuckled. “It was I who
+was going to do you a favor.” He hesitated momentarily, before adding, “In
+possible return for future—”
+
+“Yeah, yeah,” Larry said. He was fully awake now.
+
+The German said slowly, “You asked if any of your friends from, ah, abroad
+were newly in the country. Frol Eivazov has recently appeared on the
+scene.”
+
+Eivazov! In various respects, Larry Woolford’s counterpart. Hatchetman for
+the _Chrezvychainaya Komissiya_. Woolford had met him on occasion when
+they’d both been present at international summit meetings, busily working
+at counter-espionage for their respective superiors. Blandly shaking hands
+with each other, blandly drinking toasts to peace and international
+co-existence, blandly sizing each other up and wondering if it’d ever come
+to the point where one would _blandly_ treat the other to a hole in the
+head, possibly in some dark alley in Havana or Singapore, Leopoldville or
+Saigon.
+
+Larry said sharply, “Where is he? How’d he get in the country?”
+
+“My friend, my friend,” the German grunted good-humoredly. “You know
+better than to ask the first question. As for the second, Frol’s command
+of American-English is at least as good as your own. Do you think his
+_Komissiya_ less capable than your own department and unable to do him up
+suitable papers so that he could be, perhaps, a ‘returning tourist’ from
+Europe?”
+
+Larry Woolford was impatient with himself for asking. He said now, “It’s
+not important. If we want to locate Frol and pick him up, we’ll probably
+not have too much trouble doing it.”
+
+“I wouldn’t think so,” the other said humorously. “Since 1919, when they
+were first organized, the so-called Communists in this country, from the
+lowest to the highest echelons, have been so riddled with police agents
+that a federal judge in New England once refused to prosecute a case
+against them on the grounds that the party was a United States government
+agency.”
+
+Larry was in no frame of mind for the other’s heavy humor. “Look, Hans,”
+he said, “what I want to know is what Frol is over here for.”
+
+“Of course you do,” Hans Distelmayer said, unable evidently to keep note
+of puzzlement from his voice. “Larry,” he said, “I assume your people know
+of the new American underground.”
+
+“_What_ underground?” Larry snapped.
+
+The professional spy chief said, his voice strange, “The Soviets seem to
+have picked up an idea somewhere, possibly through their membership in
+this country, that something is abrewing in the States. That a change is
+being engineered.”
+
+Larry stared at the blank phone screen.
+
+“What kind of a change?” he said finally. “You mean a change to the Soviet
+system?” Surely not even the self-deluding Russkies could think it
+possible to overthrow the American socio-economic system in favor of the
+Soviet brand.
+
+“No, no, no,” the German chuckled. “Of course not. It’s not of their
+working at all.”
+
+“Then what’s Frol Eivazov’s interest, if they aren’t engineering it?”
+
+Distelmayer rumbled his characteristic chuckle with humor. “My dear
+friend, don’t be naive. Anything that happens in America is of interest to
+the Soviets. There is delicate peace between you now that they have
+changed their direction and are occupying themselves largely with the
+economic and agricultural development of Asia and such portions of the
+world as have come under their hegemony, and while you put all efforts
+into modernizing the more backward countries among your satellites.”
+
+Larry said automatically, “Our allies aren’t satellites.”
+
+The spy-master went on without contesting the statement. “There is
+immediate peace but surely governmental officials on both sides keep
+careful watch on the internal developments of the other. True, the current
+heads of the Soviet Complex would like to see the governments of all the
+Western powers changed—but only if they are changed in the direction of
+communism. They are hardly interested in seeing changes made which would
+strengthen the West in the, ah, Battle For Men’s Minds.”
+
+Larry snorted his disgust. “What sort of change in government would
+strengthen the United States in—”
+
+The German interrupted smoothly, “Evidently, that’s what Frol seems to be
+here for, Larry. To find out more about this movement and—”
+
+“This _what_?” Larry blurted.
+
+“The term seems to be _movement_.”
+
+Larry Woolford held a long silence before saying, “And Frol is actually
+here in this country to buck this ... this movement.”
+
+“Not necessarily,” the other said impatiently. “He is here to find out
+more about it. Evidently Peking and Moscow have heard just enough to make
+them nervous.”
+
+Larry said, “You have anything more, Hans?”
+
+“I’m afraid that’s about it.”
+
+“All right,” Larry said. He added absently, “Thanks, Hans.”
+
+“Thank me some day with deeds, not with words,” the German chuckled.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Larry Woolford looked at his watch and grimaced. He was either going to
+get going now or forget about doing any fishing in Florida this afternoon.
+
+Grudgingly, he dialed the phone company’s Personal Service and said to the
+impossibly cheerful blonde who answered, “Where can I find Professor Peter
+Voss who teaches over at the University in Baltimore? I don’t want to talk
+with him, just want to know where he’ll be an hour from now.”
+
+While waiting for his information, he dressed, deciding inwardly that he
+hated his job, the department in which he was employed, the Boss and
+Greater Washington. On top of that, he hated himself. He’d already been
+taken off this assignment, why couldn’t he leave it lay?
+
+The blonde rang him back. Professor Peter Voss was at home. He had no
+classes today. She gave him the address.
+
+Larry Woolford raised his car from his auto-bungalow in the Brandywine
+suburb and headed northwest at a high level for the old Baltimore section
+of the city.
+
+The Professor’s house, he noted, was of an earlier day and located on the
+opposite side of Paterson Park from Elwood avenue, the street on which
+Susan Self and her father had resided. That didn’t necessarily hold
+significance, the park was a large one and the Professor’s section a
+well-to-do neighborhood, while Self’s was just short of a slum these days.
+
+He brought his car down to street level, and parked before the scholar’s
+three-story, brick house. Baltimore-like, it was identical to every other
+house in the block; Larry wondered vaguely how anybody ever managed to
+find his own place when it was very dark out.
+
+There was an old-fashioned bell at the side of the entrance and Larry
+Woolford pushed it. There was no identification screen in the door,
+evidently the inhabitants had to open up to see who was calling, a tiring
+chore if you were on the far side of the house and the caller nothing more
+than a salesman.
+
+It was obviously the Professor himself who answered.
+
+He was in shirtsleeves, tieless and with age-old slippers on his
+stockingless feet. He evidently hadn’t bothered to shave this morning and
+he held a dog-earred pamphlet in his right hand, his forefinger tucked in
+it to mark his place. He wore thick-lensed, gold-rimmed glasses through
+which he blinked at Larry Woolford questioningly, without speaking.
+Professor Peter Voss was a man in his mid fifties, and, on the face of it,
+couldn’t care less right now about his physical appearance.
+
+A weird, Larry decided immediately. He wondered at the University, one of
+the nation’s best, keeping on such a figure.
+
+“Professor Voss?” he said. “Lawrence Woolford.” He brought forth his
+identification.
+
+The Professor blinked down at it. “I see,” he said. “Won’t you come in?”
+
+The house was old, all right. From the outside, quite acceptable, but the
+interior boasted few of the latest amenities which made all the difference
+in modern existence. Larry was taken back by the fact that the phone which
+he spotted in the _entrada_ hadn’t even a screen—an old model for speaking
+only.
+
+The Professor noticed his glance and said dryly, “The advantages of
+combining television and telephone have never seemed valid to me. In my
+own home, I feel free to relax, as you can observe. Had I a screen on my
+phone, it would be necessary for me to maintain the same appearance as I
+must on the streets or before my classes.”
+
+Larry cleared his throat without saying anything. This was a weird one,
+all right.
+
+The living room was comfortable in a blatantly primitive way. Three or
+four paintings on the walls which were probably originals, Larry decided,
+and should have been in museums. Not an abstract among them. A Grant Wood,
+a Marin, and that over there could only be a Grandma Moses. The sort of
+things you might keep in your private den, but hardly to be seen as
+culture symbols.
+
+The chairs were large, of leather, and comfortable and probably belonged
+to the period before the Second War. Peter Voss, evidently, was little
+short of an exhibitionist.
+
+The Professor took up a battered humidor. “Cigar?” he said. “Manila. Hard
+to get these days.”
+
+A cigar? Good grief, the man would be offering him a chaw of tobacco next.
+
+“Thanks, no,” Larry said. “I smoke a pipe.”
+
+“I see,” the Professor said, lighting his stogie. “Do you really like a
+pipe? Personally, I’ve always thought the cigar by far the most
+satisfactory method of taking tobacco.”
+
+What can you say to a question like that? Larry ignored it, as though it
+was rhetorical. Actually, he smoked cigarettes in the privacy of his den.
+A habit which was on the proletarian side and not consistent with his
+status level.
+
+He said, to get things under way, “Professor Voss, what is an intuitive
+scientist?”
+
+The Professor exhaled blue smoke, shook out the old-time kitchen match
+with which he’d lit it, and tossed the matchstick into an ashtray.
+“Intuitive scientist?”
+
+“You once called Ernest Self a great intuitive scientist.”
+
+“Oh, Self. Yes, indeed. What is he doing these days?”
+
+Larry said wryly, “That’s what I came to ask you about.”
+
+The Professor was puzzled. “I’m afraid you came to the wrong place, Mr.
+Woolford. I haven’t seen Ernest for quite a time. Why?”
+
+“Some of his researches seem to have taken him rather far afield.
+Actually, I know practically nothing about him. I wonder if you could fill
+me in a bit.”
+
+Peter Voss looked at the ash on the end of his cigar. “I really don’t know
+the man that well. He lives across the park. Why don’t—”
+
+“He’s disappeared,” Larry said.
+
+The Professor blinked. “I see,” he said. “And in view of the fact that you
+are a security officer, I assume under strange circumstances.” Larry
+Woolford said nothing and the Professor sank back into his chair and
+pursed his lips. “I can’t really tell you much. I became interested in
+Self two or three years ago when gathering materials for a paper on the
+inadequate manner in which our country rewards its inventors.”
+
+Larry said, “I’ve heard about his suit against the government.”
+
+The Professor became more animated. “Ha!” he snorted. “One example among
+many. Self is not alone. Our culture is such that the genius is smothered.
+The great contributors to our society are ignored, or worse.”
+
+Larry Woolford was feeling his way. Now he said mildly, “I was under the
+impression that American free enterprise gave the individual the best
+opportunity to prove himself and that if he had it on the ball he’d get to
+the top.”
+
+“Were you really?” the Professor said snappishly. “And did you know that
+Edison died a comparatively poor man with an estate somewhere in the
+vicinity of a hundred thousand dollars? An amount that might sound like a
+good deal to you or me, but, when you consider his contributions,
+shockingly little. Did you know that Eli Whitney realized little, if
+anything, from the cotton gin? Or that McCormick didn’t invent the reaper
+but gained it in a dubious court victory? Or take Robert Goddard, one of
+the best examples of modern times. He developed the basics of rocket
+technology—gyroscopic stabilizers, fuel pumps, self-cooling motors,
+landing devices. He died in 1945 leaving behind twenty-two volumes of
+records that proved priceless. What did he get out of his researches?
+Nothing. It was fifteen years later that his widow won her suit against
+the government for patent infringements!”
+
+ [Illustration.]
+
+Larry held up a hand. “Really,” he said. “My interest is in Ernest Self.”
+
+The Professor relaxed. “Sorry. I’m afraid I get carried away. Self, to get
+back to your original question, is a great intuitive scientist.
+Unfortunately for him, society being what it is today, he fits into few
+grooves. Our educational system was little more than an irritation to him
+and consequently he holds no degrees. Needless to say, this interfered
+with his gaining employment with the universities and the large
+corporations which dominate our country’s research, not to mention
+governmental agencies.
+
+“Ernest Self holds none of the status labels that count. The fact that he
+is a genius means nothing. He is supposedly qualified no more than to hold
+a janitor’s position in laboratories where his inferiors conduct
+experiments in fields where he is a dozenfold more capable than they. No
+one is interested in his genius, they want to know what status labels are
+pinned to him. Ernest has no respect for labels.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Larry Woolford figured he was picking up background and didn’t force a
+change of subject. “Just what do you mean by intuitive scientist?”
+
+“It’s a term I have used loosely,” the Professor admitted. “Possibly a
+scientist who makes a break-through in his field, destroying formerly held
+positions—in Self’s case, without the math, without the accepted theories
+to back him. He finds something that works, possibly without knowing why
+or how and by using unorthodox analytical techniques. An intuitive
+scientist, if I may use the term, is a thorn in the side of our
+theoretical physicists laden down with their burden of a status label but
+who are themselves short of the makings of a Leonardo, a Newton, a
+Galileo, or even a Nicholas Christofilos.”
+
+“I’m afraid that last name escapes me,” Larry said.
+
+“Similar to Self’s case and Robert Goddard’s,” Voss said, his voice
+bitter. “Although his story has a better ending. Christofilos invented the
+strong-focusing principle that made possible the multi-billion-volt
+particle accelerators currently so widely used in nuclear physics
+experimentation. However, he was nothing but a Greek elevator electrical
+system engineer and the supposed experts turned him down on the grounds
+that his math was faulty. It seems that he submitted the idea in
+straight-algebra terms instead of differential equations. He finally won
+through after patenting the discovery and rubbing their noses in it.
+Previously, none of the physics journals would publish his paper—he didn’t
+have the right status labels to impress them.”
+
+Larry said, almost with amusement, “You seem to have quite a phobia
+against the status label, as you call it. However, I don’t see how as
+complicated a world as ours could get along without it.”
+
+The Professor snorted his contempt. “Tell me,” he said, “to which class do
+you consider yourself to belong?”
+
+Larry Woolford shrugged. “I suppose individuals in my bracket are usually
+thought of as being middle-middle class.”
+
+“And you have no feeling of revolt in having such a label hung on you?
+Consider this system for a moment. You have lower-lower, middle-lower, and
+upper-lower; then you have lower-middle, middle-middle, upper-middle; then
+you have lower-upper, middle-upper, and finally we achieve to upper-upper
+class. Now tell me, when we get to that rarified category, who do we find?
+Do we find an Einstein, a Schweitzer, a Picasso; outstanding scientists,
+humanitarians, the great writers, artists and musicians of our day?
+Certainly not. We find ultra-wealthy playboys and girls, a former king and
+his duchess who eke out their income by accepting fees to attend parties,
+the international born set, bearers of meaningless feudalistic titles.
+These are your upper-upper class!”
+
+Larry laughed.
+
+The Professor snapped, “You think it funny? Let me give you another
+example of our status label culture. I have a friend whom I have known
+since childhood. I would estimate that Charles has an I.Q. of
+approximately 90, certainly no more. His family, however, took such
+necessary steps as were needed to get Charles through public school. No
+great matter these days, you’ll admit, although on occasion he needed a
+bit of tutoring. On graduation, they recognized that the really better
+schools might be a bit difficult for Charles so he was entered in a
+university with a good name but without—shall we say?—the highest of
+scholastic ratings. Charles plodded along, had some more tutoring,
+probably had his thesis ghosted, and eventually graduated. At that point
+an uncle died and left Charles an indefinite amount to be used in
+furthering his education to any extent he wished to go. Charles, motivated
+probably by the desire to avoid obtaining a job and competing with his
+fellow man, managed to wrangle himself into a medical school and
+eventually even graduated. Since funds were still available, he continued
+his studies abroad, largely in Vienna.”
+
+The Professor wound it up. “Eventually, he ran out of schools, or his
+uncle’s estate ran out—I don’t know which came first. At any rate, my
+friend Charles, laden down with status labels, is today practicing as a
+psychiatrist in this fair city of ours.”
+
+Larry stared at him blankly.
+
+The Professor said snappishly, “So any time you feel you need to have your
+brains unscrambled, you can go to his office and expend twenty-five
+dollars an hour or so. His reputation is of the highest.” The Professor
+grunted his contempt. “He doesn’t know the difference between an aspirin
+tablet and a Rorschach test.”
+
+Larry Woolford stirred in his chair. “We seem to have gotten far off the
+subject. What has this got to do with Self?”
+
+The Professor seemed angry. “I repeat, I’m afraid I get carried away on
+this subject. I’m in revolt against a culture based on the status label.
+It eliminates the need to judge a man on his merits. To judge a person by
+the clothes he wears, the amount of money he possesses, the car he drives,
+the neighborhood in which he lives, the society he keeps, or even his
+ancestry, is out of the question in a vital, growing society. You wind up
+with nonentities as the leaders of your nation. In these days, we can’t
+afford it.”
+
+He smiled suddenly, rather elfishly, at the security agent. “But
+admittedly, this deals with Self only as one of many victims of a culture
+based on status labels. Just what is it you wanted to know about Ernest?”
+
+“When you knew him, evidently he was working on rocket fuels. Have you any
+idea whether he later developed a method of producing perfect
+counterfeit?”
+
+The Professor said, “Ernest Self? Surely you are jesting.”
+
+Larry said unhappily, “Then here’s another question. Have you ever heard
+him mention belonging to a movement, or, I think, he might word it _The
+Movement_.”
+
+“Movement?” the Professor said emptily.
+
+“Evidently a revolutionary group interested in the overthrow of the
+government.”
+
+“Good heavens,” the Professor said. “Just a moment, Mr. Woolford. You
+interrupted me just as I was having my second cup of coffee. Do you mind
+if I—”
+
+“Certainly not,” Woolford shook his head.
+
+“I simply can’t get along until after my third cup,” the Professor said.
+“You just wait a moment and I’ll bring the pot in here.”
+
+He left Larry to sit in the combined study and living room while he
+shuffled off in his slippers to the kitchen. Larry Woolford decided that
+in his school days he’d had some far out professors himself, but it would
+really be something to study under this one. Not that the old boy didn’t
+have some points, of course. Almost all nonconformists base their
+particular peeves on some actuality, but in this case, what was the
+percentage? How could you buck the system? Particularly when, largely, it
+worked.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The Professor returned with an old-fashioned coffeepot, two cups, and
+sugar and cream on a tray. He put them on a side table and said to Larry,
+“You’ll join me? How do you take it?”
+
+Larry still had the slightest of hang-overs from his solitary drinking of
+the night before. “Thanks. Make it black,” he said.
+
+The Professor poured, served, then did up a cup for himself. He sat back
+in his chair and said, “Now, where were we? Something about a
+revolutionary group. What has that to do with counterfeiting?”
+
+Larry sipped the strong coffee. “It seems there might be a connection.”
+
+The Professor shook his head. “It’s hard to imagine Ernest Self being
+connected with a criminal pursuit.”
+
+Larry said carefully, “Susan seemed to be of the opinion that you knew
+about a large amount of counterfeit currency that this Movement had on
+hand and that you were in favor of spending it upon chorus girls.”
+
+The Professor gaped at him.
+
+Larry chuckled uncomfortably.
+
+Professor Voss said finally, his voice very even, “My dear sir, I am
+afraid that I evidently can be of little assistance to you.”
+
+“Admittedly, it doesn’t seem to make much sense.”
+
+“Susan—you mean that little sixteen year old?—said _I_ was in favor of
+spending counterfeit money on chorus girls?”
+
+Larry said unhappily, “She used the term _the Professor_.”
+
+“And why did you assume that the title must necessarily allude to me? Even
+if any of the rest of the fantastic story was true.”
+
+Larry said, “In my profession, Professor Voss, we track down every
+possible clue. Thus far, you are the only professor of whom we know who
+was connected with Ernest Self.”
+
+Voss said stiffly, “I can only say, sir, that in my estimation Mr. Self is
+a man of the highest integrity. And, in addition, that I have never spent
+a penny on a chorus girl in my life and have no intention of beginning,
+counterfeit or otherwise.”
+
+Larry Woolford decided that he wasn’t doing too well and that he’d need
+more ammunition if he was going to return to this particular attack. He
+was surprised that the old boy hadn’t already ordered him from the house.
+
+He finished the coffee preparatory to coming to his feet. “Then you think
+it’s out of the question, Ernest Self belonging to a revolutionary
+organization?”
+
+The Professor protested. “I didn’t say that at all. Mr. Self is a man of
+ideals. I can well see him belonging to such an organization.”
+
+Larry Woolford decided he’d better hang on for at least a few more words.
+“You don’t seem to think, yourself, that a subversive organization is
+undesirable in this country.”
+
+The Professor’s voice was reasonable. “Isn’t that according to what it
+means to subvert?”
+
+“You know what I mean,” Woolford said in irritation. “I don’t usually
+think of revolutionists, even when they call themselves simply members of
+a _movement_, as exactly idealists.”
+
+“Then you’re wrong,” the Professor said definitely, pouring himself
+another cup of coffee. “History bears out that almost invariably
+revolutionists are men of idealism. The fact that they might be either
+right or wrong in their revolutionary program is beside the point.”
+
+Larry Woolford began to say, “Are you sure that you aren’t interested in
+this _move—_”
+
+But it was then that the knockout drops hit him.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+He came out of the fog feeling nausea and with his head splitting. He
+groaned and opened one eye experimentally.
+
+Steve Hackett, far away, said, “He’s snapping out of it.”
+
+Larry groaned again, opened the other eye and attempted to focus.
+
+“What happened?” he muttered.
+
+“Now that’s an original question,” Steve said.
+
+Larry Woolford struggled up into a sitting position. He’d been stretched
+out on a couch in the Professor’s combined living room and study.
+
+Steve Hackett, his hands on his hips, was looking down at him
+sarcastically. There were two or three others, one of whom Larry vaguely
+remembered as being a Secret Service colleague of Steve’s, going about and
+in and out of the room.
+
+Larry said, his fingers pressing into his forehead, “My head’s killing me.
+Damn it, what’s going on?”
+
+Steve said sarcastically, “You’ve been slipped a mickey, my cloak and
+dagger friend, and the bird has flown.”
+
+“You mean the Professor? He’s a bird all right.”
+
+“Humor we get, yet,” Hackett said, his ugly face scowling. “Listen, I
+thought you people had pulled out of this case.”
+
+Larry sat up and swung his two feet around to the floor. “So did I,” he
+moaned, “but there were two or three things that bothered me and I thought
+I’d tidy them up before leaving.”
+
+“You tidied them up all right,” Steve grumbled. “This Professor Voss was
+practically the only lead I’ve been able to discover. An old friend of
+Self’s. And you allowed him to get away before we even got here.”
+
+One of Hackett’s men came up and said, “Not a sign of him, Steve. He
+evidently burned a few papers, packed a suitcase, and took off. His things
+look suspiciously as though he was ready to go into hiding at a moment’s
+notice.”
+
+Steve growled to him, “Give the place the works. He’s probably left some
+clues around that’ll give us a line.”
+
+The other went off and Steve Hackett sat down in one of the leather chairs
+and glowered at Larry Woolford. “Listen,” he said, “what did you people
+want with Susan Self?”
+
+Larry shook his head for clarity and looked at him. “Susan? What are you
+talking about? You don’t have any aspirin, do you?”
+
+“No. What’d you mean, what am I talking about? You called Betsy Hughes and
+then sent a couple of men over to pick the Self kid up.”
+
+“Who’s Betsy Hughes?”
+
+Steve shook his head. “I don’t know what kind of knockout drops the old
+boy gave you, but they sure worked. Betsy’s the operative we had minding
+Susan Self over in the Greater Washington Hilton. About an hour ago you
+got her on the phone, said your department wanted to question Susan, and
+that you were sending two men over to pick her up. The two men turned up
+with an order from you, and took the girl.”
+
+Larry stared at him. Finally he said, “What time is it?”
+
+“About two o’clock.”
+
+Larry said, “I came into this house in the morning, talked to the
+Professor for about half an hour and then was silly enough to let him give
+me some loaded coffee. He was such a weird old buzzard that it never
+occurred to me he might be dangerous. At any rate, I’ve been unconscious
+for several hours. I _couldn’t’ve_ called this Betsy Hughes operative of
+yours.”
+
+It was Steve Hackett’s turn to stare.
+
+“You mean your department doesn’t have Susan Self?”
+
+“Not so far as I know. The Boss told me yesterday that we were pulling
+out, that it was all in your hands. What would we want with Susan?”
+
+“Oh, great,” Steve snarled. “There goes our last contact. Ernest Self,
+Professor Voss, and now Susan Self; they’ve all disappeared.”
+
+“Look,” Larry said unhappily, “let’s get me some aspirin and then let’s go
+and see my chief. I have a sneaking suspicion our department is back on
+this case.”
+
+Steve snorted sarcastically. “If you can foul things up this well when
+you’re off the case, God only knows what you’ll accomplish using your
+facilities on an all-out basis.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The Boss said slowly, “Whoever we are working against evidently isn’t
+short of resources. Abducting that young lady was no simple matter.” The
+career diplomat worked his lips in and out, in all but a pout.
+
+Larry Woolford, who’d taken time out to go home, shower, change clothes
+and medicate himself out of his dope induced hangover, sat across the desk
+from him, flanked by Steve Hackett.
+
+The Boss said sourly, “It would seem that I was in error. That our young
+Susan Self was not spouting fantasy. There evidently actually is an
+underground movement interested in changing our institutions.” He stirred
+in his chair and his scowl went deeper. “And evidently working on a basis
+never conceived of by subversive organizations of the past. The fact that
+they have successfully remained secret even to this department is the
+prime indication that they are attempting to make their revolutionary
+changes in a unique manner.”
+
+Larry said, “The trouble is, we don’t even know what it is they want.”
+
+“However,” his superior said slowly, “we are beginning to get inklings.”
+
+Steve Hackett said, “What inklings, sir? This sort of thing might be
+routine for you people, but my field is counterfeit. I, frankly, don’t
+know what it’s all about.”
+
+The Boss looked at him. “We have a clue or two, Mr. Hackett. For one
+thing, we know that this Movement of ours has no affiliations with the
+Soviet Complex, nor, so far as we know, any foreign element whatsoever. If
+we take Miss Self’s word, it is strictly an American phenomenon. From what
+little we know of Ernest Self and Peter Voss they might be in revolt
+against some of our current institutions but there is no reason to believe
+them, ah, _un-American_ in the usually accepted sense of the word.”
+
+The two younger men looked at him as though he was joking.
+
+He shook his heavy head negatively. “Actually, what do we have on this
+so-called Movement thus far? Aside from treating Lawrence, here, to some
+knockout drops—and let us remember that Lawrence was present in the
+Professor’s home without a warrant—all we have is the suspicion that they
+have manufactured a quantity of counterfeit.”
+
+“A _quantity_ is right,” Steve Hackett blurted. “If we’re to accept what
+that Self kid told us, they have a few billion dollars worth of perfect
+bills on hand.”
+
+“A strange amount for counterfeiters to produce,” The Boss said
+uncomfortably. “That is what puzzles me. Any revolutionary movement needs
+funds. Remember Stalin as a young man? He used to be in charge of the
+Bolshevik gang which robbed banks to raise funds for their underground
+newspapers. But a billion dollars? What in the world can they expect to
+need that amount for?”
+
+Larry said, “Sir, you keep talking as though these characters were a bunch
+of idealistic do-gooders bleeding for the sake of the country. Actually,
+from what we know, they’re nothing but a bunch of revolutionists.”
+
+The Boss was shaking his head. “You’re not thinking clearly, Lawrence.
+Revolution, _per se_, is not illegal in the United States. Our
+Constitution was probably the first document of its kind which allowed for
+its own amendment. The men who wrote it provided for changing it either
+slightly or _in toto_. Whenever the majority of the American people decide
+completely to abandon the Constitution and govern themselves by new laws,
+they have the right to do it.”
+
+“Then what’s the whole purpose of this department, sir?” Larry argued.
+“Why’ve we been formed to combat foreign and domestic subversion?”
+
+His chief sighed. “You shouldn’t have to ask that, Lawrence. The present
+government cannot oppose the will of the majority if it votes, by
+constitutional methods, to make any changes it wishes. But we can, and do,
+unmask the activities of anyone trying to overthrow the government by
+force and violence. Any culture protects itself against that.”
+
+“What are we getting at, sir?” Steve Hackett said, impatiently.
+
+The Boss shrugged. “I’m trying to point out that so far as my department
+is concerned, thus far we have little against this Movement. Secret
+Service may have, what with this wholesale counterfeiting, even though
+thus far they seem to have made no attempt to pass the currency they have
+allegedly manufactured. We wouldn’t even know of it, weren’t it for our
+young Susan pilfering an amount.”
+
+Larry said, desperately, “Sir, you just pointed out a few minutes ago that
+this Movement is a secret organization trying to make changes in some
+unique manner. In short, they don’t figure on using the ballot to put over
+their revolution. That makes them as illegal as the Commies, doesn’t it?”
+
+The Boss said, “That’s the difficulty; we don’t know what they want. From
+your conversations with Susan Self and especially Professor Voss,
+evidently they think the country needs some basic changes. What these
+changes are, and how they expect to accomplish them, we don’t know. Unless
+a foreign government is involved, or unless they plan to alter our
+institutions by violence, this department just doesn’t have much
+jurisdiction.”
+
+Steve Hackett snorted, “Secret Service does! If those bales of money the
+Self kid told us about are ever put into circulation, there’ll be hell to
+pay.”
+
+The Boss sighed. “Well,” he said, “Lawrence can continue on the
+assignment. If it develops in such manner as to indicate that this
+department is justified in further investigation, we’ll put more men on
+it. Meanwhile, it is obviously more a Secret Service matter. I am sorry to
+intrude upon your vacation again, Lawrence.”
+
+On awakening in the morning, Larry Woolford stared glumly at the ceiling
+for long moments before dragging himself from bed. This was, he decided,
+the strangest assignment he’d ever been on. In his day he’d trekked
+through South America, Common Europe, a dozen African states, and even
+areas of Southern Asia, combatting Commie pressures here, fellow-traveler
+organizations there, disrupting plots hatched in the Soviet Complex in the
+other place. On his home grounds in the United States he’d covered
+everything from out and out Soviet espionage, to exposing Communist
+activities of complexions from the faintest of pinks to the rosiest
+Trotskyite red. But, he decided he’d never expected to wind up after a
+bunch of weirds whose sole actionable activity to date seemed to be the
+counterfeiting of a fantastic amount of legal tender which thus far they
+were making no attempt to pass.
+
+He got out of bed and went through the rituals of showering, shaving and
+clothing, of coffee, sausage, and eggs, toast and more coffee.
+
+What amazed Larry Woolford was the shrug-it-off manner in which the Boss
+seemed to accept this underground Movement and its admitted subversive
+goals—whatever they were. Carry the Boss’ reasoning to its ultimate and
+subversion was perfectly all right, just as it didn’t involve force and
+violence. If he was in his chief’s position, he would have thrown the full
+resources of the department into tracking down these crackpots. As it was,
+he, Larry Woolford was the only operative on the job.
+
+He needed a new angle on which to work. Steve Hackett was undoubtedly
+handling the tracing down of the counterfeit with all the resources of the
+Secret Service. Possibly there was some way of detecting the source of the
+paper they’d used.
+
+He finished his final cup of coffee in the living room and took up the
+pipe he was currently breaking in. He loaded it automatically from a
+humidor and lit it with his pocket lighter. Three drags, and he tossed it
+back to the table, fumbled in a drawer and located a pack of cigarettes.
+Possibly his status group was currently smoking British briars in public,
+but, let’s face it, he hated the confounded things.
+
+He sat down before the phone and dialed the offices of the _Sun-Post_ and
+eventually got Sam Sokolski who this time beat him to the punch.
+
+Sam said, “You shouldn’t drink alone. Listen, Larry, why don’t you get in
+touch with Alcoholics Anonymous. It’s a great outfit.”
+
+“You ought to know,” Larry growled. “Look, Sam, as science columnist for
+that rag you work for you probably come in touch with a lot of eggheads.”
+
+“Laddy-buck, you have said it,” Sam said.
+
+“Fine. Now look, what I want to know is have you ever heard—even the
+slightest of rumors—about an organization called the Movement?”
+
+“What’d’ya mean, slightest of rumors? Half the weirds I run into are
+interested in the outfit. Get two or three intellectuals, scientists,
+technicians, or what have you, together and they start knocking themselves
+out on the pros and cons of the Movement.”
+
+Larry Woolford stared at him. “Are you kidding, Sam?”
+
+The other was mystified. “Why should I kid you? As a matter of fact, I was
+thinking of doing a column one of these days on Voss and this Movement of
+his.”
+
+“_Voss_ and this movement of his!”
+
+“Sure,” Sam said, “he’s the top leader.”
+
+“Oh, great,” Larry growled. “Look, Sam, eventually there is probably a
+story in this for you. Right now, though, we’re trying to keep the lid on
+it. Could you brief me a little on this Movement? What are they trying to
+put over?”
+
+“I seem to spend half my time briefing you in information any semi-moron
+ought to be up on,” Sam said nastily. “However, _briefly_, they’re in
+revolt against social-label judgments. They think it’s fouling up the
+country and that eventually it’ll result in the Russkies passing us in all
+the fields that really count.”
+
+“I keep running into this term,” Larry complained. “What do you mean,
+social-label judgments, and how can they possibly louse up the country?”
+
+Sam said, “I was present a month or so ago when Voss gave an informal
+lecture to a group of twenty or so. Here’s one of the examples he used.
+
+“Everybody today wants to be rated on a (1) personal, or, (2) social-label
+basis, depending on which basis is to his greatest advantage. The Negro
+who is a no-good, lazy, obnoxious person demands to be accepted because
+Negroes should not be discriminated against. The highly competent, hard
+working, honest and productive Negro wants to be accepted because he is
+hard-working, honest and productive—and should be so accepted.
+
+“See what I mean? This social-label system is intended to relieve the
+individual of the necessity of judging, and the consequences of being
+judged. If you have poor judgment, and are forced to rely on your own
+judgment, you’re almost sure to go under. So persons of poor judgment
+support our social-label system. If you’re a louse, and are correctly
+judged as being a louse, you’d prefer that the social dictum ‘Human beings
+are never lice’ should apply.”
+
+Larry said, “What in the devil’s this got to do with the race between this
+country and the Russkies?”
+
+Sam said patiently, “Voss and the Movement he leads contend that a
+social-label system winds up with incompetents running the country in all
+fields. Often incompetent scientists are in charge of our research;
+incompetent doctors, in charge of our health; incompetent politicians run
+our government; incompetent teachers, laden with social-labels, teach our
+youth. Our young people are going to college to secure a degree, not an
+education. It’s the label that counts, not the reality.
+
+“Voss contends that it’s getting progressively worse. That we’re sinking
+into an equivalent of a ritual-taboo, tribal social-like situation. This
+is the system the low-level human being wants, yearns for and seeks. A
+situation in which no one’s judgment is of any use. Then _his_ lack of
+judgment is no handicap.
+
+“According to members of the Movement, today the tribesman type is seeking
+to reduce civilization back to ritual-taboo tribalism wherein no one man’s
+judgment is of any value. The union wants advancement based on seniority,
+not on ability and judgment. The persons with whom you associate socially
+judge you by the amount of money you possess, the family from which you
+come, the degrees you hold, by social-labels—not by your proven abilities.
+Down with judgment! is the cry.”
+
+“It sounds awfully weird to me,” Larry grumbled in deprecation.
+
+Sam shrugged. “There’s a lot of sense in it. What the Movement wants is to
+develop a socio-economic system in which judgment produces a maximum
+advantage.”
+
+Larry said, “What gets me is that you talk as though half the country was
+all caught up in debating this Movement. But I haven’t even heard of it,
+neither has my department chief, nor any of my colleagues, so far as I
+know. Why isn’t anything about it in the papers or on the TriD?”
+
+Sam said mildly, “As a matter of fact, I took in Mort Lenny’s show the
+other night and he made some cracks about it. But it’s not the sort of
+thing that’s even meant to become popular with the man in the street. To
+put it bluntly, Voss and his people aren’t particularly keen about the
+present conception of the democratic ideal. According to him, true
+democracy can only be exercised by peers and society today isn’t composed
+of peers. If you have one hundred people, twenty of them competent,
+intelligent persons, eighty of them untrained, incompetent and less than
+intelligent, then it’s ridiculous to have the eighty dictate to the
+twenty.”
+
+Larry looked accusingly at his long-time friend. “You know, Sam, you sound
+as though you approve of all this.”
+
+Sam said patiently, “I listen to it all, Larry my boy. I think Voss makes
+a lot of sense. There’s only one drawback.”
+
+“And that is?”
+
+“How’s he going to put it over? This social-label system the Movement
+complains about was bad enough ten years ago. But look how much worse it
+is today. It’s a progressive thing. And, remember, it’s to the benefit of
+the incompetent. Since the incompetent predominates, you’re going to have
+a hard time starting up a system based on judgment and ability.”
+
+Larry thought about it for a moment.
+
+Sam said, “Look, I’m working, Larry. Was there anything else?”
+
+Larry said, “You wouldn’t know where I could get hold of Voss, would you?”
+
+“At his home, I imagine, or at the University.”
+
+“He’s disappeared. We’re looking for him.”
+
+Sam laughed. “Gone underground, eh? The old boy is getting romantic.”
+
+“Does he have any particular friends who might be putting him up?”
+
+Sam thought about it. “There’s Frank Nostrand. You know, that rocket
+expert who was fired when he got in the big hassle with Senator McCord.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+When Sam Sokolski had flicked off, Larry stared at the vacant phone screen
+for a long moment, assimilating what the other had told him. He was
+astonished that an organization such as the Movement could have spread to
+the extent it evidently had through the country’s intellectual circles,
+through the scientifically and technically trained, without his department
+being keenly aware of it.
+
+ [Illustration.]
+
+One result, he decided glumly, of labeling everything contrary to the
+_status quo_ as _weird_ and dismissing it with contempt. Admittedly, that
+would have been his own reaction only a week ago.
+
+Suppose that he’d been at a cocktail party, and had drifted up to a group
+who were arguing about social-label judgments and the need to develop a
+_movement_ to change society’s use of them. The discussion would have gone
+in one ear, out the other, and he would have muttered inwardly, “Weirds,”
+and have drifted on to get himself another vodka martini.
+
+Larry snorted and dialed the Department of Records. He’d never heard of
+Frank Nostrand before, so he got Information.
+
+The bright young thing who answered seemed to have a harried expression
+untypical of Records employees. Larry said to her, “I’d like the brief on
+a Mr. Frank Nostrand who is evidently an expert on rockets. The only other
+thing I know about him is that he recently got in the news as the result
+of a controversy with Senator McCord.”
+
+“Just a moment, sir,” the bright young thing said.
+
+She touched buttons and reached into a delivery chute. When her eyes came
+up to meet his again, they were more than ever harried. They were
+absolutely confused.
+
+“Mr. Franklin Howard Nostrand,” she said, “currently employed by Madison
+Air as a rocket research technician.”
+
+“That must be him,” Larry said. “I’m in a hurry, Miss. What’s his
+background?”
+
+Her eyes rounded. “It says ... it says he’s an Archbishop of the Anglican
+Church.”
+
+Larry Woolford looked at her.
+
+She looked back, pleadingly.
+
+Larry scowled and said, “His university degrees, please.”
+
+Her eyes darted to the report and she swallowed. “A bachelor in Home
+Economics, sir.”
+
+“Look here, Miss, how could a Home Economics degree result in his becoming
+either an Archbishop or a rocket technician?”
+
+“I’m sorry, sir. That’s what it says.”
+
+Larry was fuming but there was no point in taking it out on this junior
+employee of the Department of Records. He snapped, “Just give me his
+address, please.”
+
+She said agonizingly, “Sir, it says, Lhasa, Tibet.”
+
+A red light flicked at the side of his phone and he said to her, “I’ll
+call you back. I’m getting a priority call.”
+
+He flicked her off, and flicked the incoming call in. It was LaVerne Polk.
+She seemed to be on the harried side, too.
+
+“Larry,” she said, “you better get over here right away.”
+
+“What’s up, LaVerne?”
+
+“This Movement,” she said, “it seems to have started moving! The Boss says
+to get over here soonest.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The top of his car was retracted. Larry Woolford slammed down the walk of
+his auto-bungalow and vaulted over the side and into the seat. He banged
+the start button, dropped the lift lever, depressed the thrust pedal and
+took off at maximum acceleration.
+
+He took the police level for maximum speed and was in downtown Greater
+Washington in flat minutes.
+
+So the Movement had started moving. That could mean almost anything. It
+was just enough to keep him stewing until he got to the Boss and found out
+what was going on.
+
+He turned his car over to a parker and made his way to the entrance
+utilized by the second-grade department officials. In another year, or at
+most two, he told himself all over again, he’d be using that other door.
+He had an intuitive feeling that if he licked this current assignment it’d
+be the opening wedge he needed and he’d wind up in a status bracket unique
+for his age.
+
+LaVerne looked up when he hurried into her anteroom. She evidently had two
+or three calls going on at once, taking orders from one phone, giving them
+in another. Something was obviously erupting. She didn’t speak to him,
+merely nodded her head at the inner office.
+
+In the Boss’ office were six or eight others besides Larry’s superior.
+Their expressions and attitudes ran from bewilderment to shock. They
+weren’t the men you’d expect to have such reactions. At least not those
+that Larry Woolford recognized. Three of them, Ben Ruthenberg, Bill Fraina
+and Dave Moskowitz were F.B.I. men with whom Larry had worked on occasion.
+One of the others he recognized as being a supervisor with the C.I.A. Walt
+Foster, Larry’s rival in the Boss’ affections, was also present.
+
+The Boss growled at him, “Where in the heavens have you been, Lawrence?”
+
+“Following our leads on this so-called Movement, sir,” Larry told him.
+“What’s going on?”
+
+Ruthenberg, the Department of Justice man, grunted sour amusement.
+“So-called Movement, isn’t exactly the correct phrase. It’s a Movement,
+all right.”
+
+The Boss said, “Please dial Records and get your dossier, Lawrence.
+That’ll be the quickest way to bring you up on developments.”
+
+Mystified, but already with a growing premonition, Larry dialed Records.
+Knowing his own classification code, he had no need of Information this
+time. He got the hundred-word brief and stared at it as it filled the
+screen. The only items really correct were his name and present
+occupation. Otherwise his education was listed as grammar school only. His
+military career had him ending the war as a General of the Armies, and his
+criminal career record included four years on Alcatraz for molesting small
+children.
+
+Blankly, he faded the brief and dialed his full dossier. It failed to
+duplicate the brief, but that was no advantage. This time he had an M.D.
+degree from Johns Hopkins, but his military career listed him as a
+dishonorable discharge from the navy where he’d served in the steward
+department. His criminal record was happily nil, but his religion was
+listed as Holy Roller. Political affiliations had him down as a member of
+the Dixiecrats.
+
+The others were looking at him, most of them blankly, although there were
+grins on the faces of Moskowitz and the C.I.A. man.
+
+Moskowitz said, “With a name like mine, yet, they have me a Bishop of the
+Orthodox Greek Catholic Church.”
+
+Larry said, “What’s it all about?”
+
+Ruthenberg said unhappily, “It started early this morning. We don’t know
+exactly when as yet.” Which didn’t seem to answer the question.
+
+Larry said, “I don’t get it. Obviously, the Records department is fouled
+up in some manner. How, and why?”
+
+“How, we know,” the Boss rumbled disgustedly. “Why is another matter.
+You’ve spent more time than anyone else on this assignment, Lawrence.
+Perhaps you can tell us.” He grabbed up a pipe from his desk, tried to
+light it noisily, noticed finally that it held no tobacco and threw it to
+the desk again. “Evidently, a large group of these Movement individuals
+either already worked in Records or wriggled themselves into key positions
+in the technical end of the department. Now they’ve sabotaged the files.”
+
+“We’ve caught most of them already,” one of the F.B.I. men growled, “but
+damn little good that does us at this point.”
+
+The C.I.A. supervisor made a gesture indicating that he gave it all up.
+“Not only here but in Chicago and San Francisco as well. All at once.
+Evidently perfectly rehearsed. Personnel records from coast to coast are
+bollixed. Why?”
+
+Larry said slowly, “I think I know that now. Yesterday, I wouldn’t have
+but I’ve been picking up odds and ends.”
+
+They all looked at him.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Larry sat down and ran a hand back through his hair. “The general idea is
+to change the country’s reliance on social-label judgments.”
+
+“On _what_,” the Boss barked.
+
+“On one person judging another according to social-labels. Voss and the
+others—”
+
+“Who did you say?” Ruthenberg snapped.
+
+“Voss. Professor Peter Voss from the University over in Baltimore section.
+He’s the ring leader.”
+
+Ruthenberg snapped to Fraina, “Get on the phone and send out a pick-up
+order for him.”
+
+Fraina was on his feet. “What charge, Ben?”
+
+Ben Ruthenberg snorted. “Rape, or something. Get moving, we’ll figure out
+a charge later. The guy’s a fruitcake.”
+
+Larry said wearily, “He’s evidently gone into hiding. I’ve been trying to
+locate him. He managed to slip me some knockout drops and got away
+yesterday.”
+
+The Boss looked at him in disgust.
+
+Ruthenberg said evenly, “We’ve had men go into hiding before. Get going,
+Fraina.”
+
+Fraina left the office and the others looked back to Larry.
+
+The Boss said, “About this social-label nonsense—”
+
+Larry said, “They think the country is going to pot because of it. People
+hold high office or places of responsibility not because of superior
+intelligence, or even acquired skill, but because of the social-labels
+they’ve accumulated, and these can be based on something as flimsy—from
+the Movement’s viewpoint—as who your grandparents were, what school you
+attended, how much seniority you have on the job, what part of town you
+live in, or what tailor cuts your clothes.”
+
+Their expressions ran from scowls and frowns to complete puzzlement.
+
+Walt Foster grumbled, “What’s all this got to do with sabotaging the
+country’s Records tapes?”
+
+Larry shrugged. “I don’t have the complete picture, but one thing is sure.
+It’s going to be harder for a while to base your opinions on a quick
+hundred-word brief on a man. Yesterday, an employer, considering hiring
+somebody, could dial the man’s dossier, check it, and form his opinions by
+the status labels the would-be employee could produce. Today, he’s damn
+well going to have to exercise his own judgment.”
+
+LaVerne’s face lit up the screen on the Boss’ desk and she said, “Those
+two members of the Movement who were picked up in Alexandria are here,
+sir.”
+
+“Send them in,” the Boss rumbled. He looked at Larry. “The F.B.I. managed
+to arrest almost everyone directly involved in the sabotage.”
+
+The two prisoners seemed more amused than otherwise. They were young men,
+in their early thirties—well dressed and obviously intelligent. The Boss
+had them seated side by side and glared at them for a long moment before
+speaking. Larry and the others took chairs in various parts of the room
+and added their own stares to the barrage.
+
+The Boss said, “Your situation is an unhappy one, gentlemen.”
+
+One of the two shrugged.
+
+The Boss said, “You can, ah, hedge your bets, by co-operating with us. It
+might make the difference between a year or two in prison—and life.”
+
+One of them grinned and then yawned. “I doubt it,” he said.
+
+The Boss tried a slightly different tack. “You have no reason to maintain
+a feeling of obligation to Voss and the others. You have obviously been
+abandoned. Had they any feeling for you there would have been more
+efficacious arrangements for your escape.”
+
+The more articulate of the two shrugged again. “We were expendable,” he
+said. “However, it won’t be long before we’re free again.”
+
+“You think so?” Ruthenberg grunted.
+
+The revolutionist looked at him. “Yes, I do,” he said. “Six months from
+now and we’ll be heroes since by that time the Movement will have been a
+success.”
+
+The Boss snorted. “Just because you deranged the Records? Why that’s but
+temporary.”
+
+“Not so temporary as you think,” the technician replied. “This country has
+allowed itself to get deeply enmeshed in punch-card and tape records. Oh,
+it made sense enough. With the population we have, and the endless files
+that result from our ultra-complicated society, it was simply a matter
+finally of developing a standardized system of records for the nation as a
+whole. Now, for all practical purposes, _all_ of our records these days
+are kept with the Department of Records, confidential as well as public
+records. Why should a university, for instance, keep literally tons of
+files, with all the expense and space and time involved, when it can
+merely file the same records with the governmental department and have
+them safe and easily available at any time? Now, the Movement has
+completely and irrevocably destroyed almost all files that deal with the
+social-labels to which we object. An excellent first step, in forcing our
+country back into judgment based on ability and intelligence.”
+
+“First step!” Larry blurted.
+
+The two prisoners looked at him. “That’s right,” the quieter of the two
+said. “This is just the first step.”
+
+“Don’t kid yourselves,” Ben Ruthenberg snapped at them. “It’s also the
+last!”
+
+The two members of the Movement grinned at him.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+When the others had gone, the Boss looked at Larry Woolford. He said
+sourly, “When this department was being formed, I doubt anyone had in mind
+this particular type of subversion, Lawrence.”
+
+Larry grunted. “Give me a good old-fashioned Commie, any time. Look, sir,
+what are the Department of Justice boys going to do with those prisoners?”
+
+“Hold them on any of various charges. We’ve conflicted with the F.B.I. in
+the past on overlapping jurisdiction, but thank heavens for them now.
+Their manpower is needed.”
+
+Larry leaned forward. “Sir, we ought to take all members of the Movement
+we’ve already arrested, feed them a dose of Scop-Serum, and pressure them
+to open up on the organization’s operations.”
+
+His superior looked at him, waiting for him to continue.
+
+Larry said urgently, “Those two we just had in here thought the whole
+thing was a big joke. The first step, they called it. Sir, there’s
+something considerably bigger than this cooking. Uncle Sam might pride
+himself on the personal liberties guaranteed by this country, but unless
+we break this organization, and do it fast, there’s going to be trouble
+that will make this fouling of the records look like the minor matter
+those two jokers seemed to think it.”
+
+The Boss thought about that. He said slowly, “Lawrence, the Supreme Court
+ruled against the use of Scop-Serum. Not that it is over efficient,
+anyway. Largely, these so-called truth serums don’t accomplish much more
+than to lower resistance, slacken natural inhibitions, weaken the will.”
+
+“Sure,” Larry said. “But give a man a good dose of Scop-Serum and he’d
+betray his own mother. Not because he’s helpless to tell a lie, but
+because under the influence of the drug he figures it just isn’t important
+enough to bother about. Sir, Supreme Court or not, I think those two ought
+to be given Scop-Serum along with all other Movement members we’ve picked
+up.”
+
+The Boss was shaking his head. “Lawrence, these men are not wide-eyed
+radicals picked up in a street demonstration. They’re highly respected
+members of our society. They’re educators, scientists, engineers,
+technicians. Anything done to them is going to make headlines. Those that
+were actually involved in the sabotage will have criminal charges brought
+against them, but they’re going to get a considerable amount of publicity,
+and we’re going to be in no position to alienate any of their
+constitutional rights.”
+
+Larry stood up, approached his chief’s desk and leaned over it urgently.
+“Sir, that’s fine, but we’ve got to move and move fast. Something’s up and
+we don’t even know what! Take that counterfeit money. From Susan Self’s
+description, there’s actually billions of dollars worth of it.”
+
+“Oh, come now, Lawrence. The child exaggerated. Besides, that’s a problem
+for Steven Hackett and the Secret Service, we have enough on our hands as
+it is. Forget about the counterfeit, Lawrence. I think I shall put you in
+complete control of field work on this, to co-operate in liaison with Ben
+Ruthenberg and the F.B.I. So far as we’re concerned, the counterfeit angle
+belongs to Secret Service, we’re working on subversion, and until the
+Civil Liberties Union or whoever else proves otherwise, we’ll consider
+this Movement an organization attempting to subvert the country by illegal
+means.”
+
+Larry Woolford made a hard decision quickly. He was shaking his head.
+“Sir, I’d rather you gave the administrative end to someone else and let
+me continue in the field. I’ve got some leads—I think. If I get bogged
+down in interdepartmental red tape, and in paper work here at
+headquarters, I’ll never get to the heart of this and I’m laying bets that
+we either crack this within days or there are going to be some awfully big
+changes in this country.”
+
+The Boss glared at him. “You mean you’re refusing this assignment,
+Woolford. Confound it, don’t you realize it’s a promotion?”
+
+Larry was worriedly dogged. “Sir, I’d rather stay in the field.”
+
+“Very well,” the other snapped disgustedly, “I hope you deliver some
+results, Woolford, otherwise I am afraid I won’t feel particularly happy
+about your somewhat cavalier rejection of this opportunity.” He flicked on
+the phone and snapped to LaVerne Polk, “Miss Polk, locate Walter Foster
+for me. He is to take over our end of this Movement matter.”
+
+LaVerne said, “Yes, sir,” and her face was gone.
+
+The Boss looked up, still scowling. “What are you waiting for, Woolford?”
+
+“Yes, sir,” Larry said. It was just coming home to him now, what he’d
+done. There possibly went his yearned for promotion in the department.
+There went his chance of an upgrading in status. And Walt Foster, of all
+people, in his place.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+At LaVerne’s desk, Larry stopped off long enough to say, “Did you ever
+assign that secretary to me?”
+
+LaVerne shook her head at him. “She’s come and gone, Larry. She sat around
+for a couple of days, after seeing you not even once, and then I gave her
+another assignment.”
+
+“Well, bring her back again, will you? I want her to do up briefs for me
+on all the information we accumulate on the Movement. It’ll be coming in
+from all sides now. From the Press, from those members we’ve arrested,
+from our F.B.I. pals, now that they’re interested, and so forth.”
+
+“I’ll give you Irene Day,” LaVerne said. “Where are you off to now,
+Larry?”
+
+“Probably a wild goose chase,” Larry growled. “Which reminds me. Do me a
+favor, LaVerne. Call Personal Service and find out where Frank Nostrand
+is. He’s some kind of rocket technician at Madison Air Laboratories. I’ll
+be in my office.”
+
+“Frank Nostrand,” LaVerne said briskly. “Will do, Larry.”
+
+Back in his own cubicle, Larry stood for a moment in thought. He was
+increasingly aware of the uncomfortable feeling that time was running out
+on them. That things were coming to a dangerous head.
+
+He stared down at the dozen or more books and pamphlets that his never
+seen secretary had heaped up for him. Well, he certainly didn’t have time
+for them now.
+
+He sat down at the desk and dialed an inter-office number.
+
+The harassed looking face of Walter Foster faded in. On seeing Larry
+Woolford he growled accusingly, “My pal. You’ve let them dump this whole
+thing into my lap.”
+
+Larry grinned at him. “Better you than me, old buddy. Besides, it’s a
+promotion. Pull this off and you’ll be the Boss’ right-hand man.”
+
+“That’s a laugh,” Foster said. “It’s a madhouse. This Movement gang is as
+weird as they come.”
+
+“I bleed for you,” Larry said. “However, here’s a tip. Frol Eivazov, of
+the _Chrezvychainaya Komissiya_ is somewhere in the country.”
+
+“Frol Eivazov!” Foster blurted. “What’ve the Commies got to do with this?
+Is this something the Boss knows about?”
+
+“Haven’t had time to go into it with him,” Larry said. “However, it seems
+that friend Frol is here to find out what the Movement is all about.
+Evidently the big boys in Peking and Moscow are nervous about any changes
+that might take place over here. I suggest you have him picked up, Walt.”
+
+ [Illustration.]
+
+Walt Foster said, “O.K. I’ll put some people on it. Maybe the F.B.I. can
+help.”
+
+Larry flicked off as he saw the red priority light on his phone shining.
+He pushed it and LaVerne’s face faded in.
+
+She said, “This Franklin Nostrand you wanted to know about. He’s evidently
+working at the laboratories over in Newport News, Larry. He’ll be on the
+job until five this afternoon.”
+
+“Fine,” he said. Larry grinned at her. “When are we going to have that
+date, LaVerne?”
+
+She made a face. “Some day when the program involves having fun instead of
+parading around in the right places, driving the right model car, dressed
+in exactly the right clothes, and above all associating with the right
+people.”
+
+It was his turn to grimace. “I’m beginning to think you ought to sign up
+with Voss and this Movement of his. You’d be right at home with his
+weirds.”
+
+She stuck out her tongue at him, and flicked off.
+
+He looked at the empty screen and chuckled. He had half a mind to get a
+record of their conversation, strip out just the section where she’d stuck
+out her tongue, and then play it back to her. She’d be taken aback by
+being confronted by her own image making faces at her.
+
+As he made his way to the parking lot for his car, something in their
+conversation nagged at him, but he couldn’t put his finger on it. He
+considered the girl, all over again. She had almost all the qualities he
+looked for. She was attractive, without being overly so. He disliked women
+out of the ordinarily beautiful, it became too much to live up to. She was
+sharp, but not objectionably so. Not to the point of giving you an
+inferiority complex.
+
+But, Holy Smokes, she’d never do as a career man’s wife. He could just see
+the Boss’ ultraconservative better half inviting them to dinner. It would
+happen exactly once, never again.
+
+He obtained his car, lifted it to one of the higher levels and headed for
+Newport News. It was a half-hour trip and he wasn’t particularly expectant
+of results. The tip Sam Sokolski had given him, wasn’t much to go by.
+Evidently, Frank Nostrand was a friend of the Professor’s but that didn’t
+necessarily mean he was connected with the movement, or that he knew Voss’
+whereabouts.
+
+He might have saved himself the trip.
+
+The bird had flown again. Not only was Frank Nostrand not at the Madison
+Air Laboratories, but he wasn’t at home either. Larry Woolford, mindful of
+his departmental chief’s words on the prestige these people carried, took
+a full hour in acquiring a search warrant before breaking into the
+Nostrand home.
+
+Nostrand was supposedly a bachelor, but the auto-bungalow, similar to
+Larry Woolford’s own, showed signs of double occupancy, and there was
+little indication that the guest had been a woman.
+
+Disgruntled, Larry Woolford dialed the offices, asked for Walt Foster. It
+took nearly ten minutes before his colleague faded in.
+
+“I’m up to my eyebrows, Larry. What’d you want?”
+
+Larry gave him Frank Nostrand’s address. “This guy’s disappeared, Walt.”
+
+“So?”
+
+“He was a close friend of Professor Voss. I got a warrant to search his
+house. It shows signs that he had a guest. Possibly it was the Professor.
+Do you want to get some of the boys down here to go through the place?
+Possibly there’s some clue to where they took off for. The Professor’s on
+the run and he’s no professional at this. If we can pick _him_ up, I’ve
+got a sneaking suspicion we’ll have the so-called Movement licked.”
+
+Walt Foster slapped a hand to his face in anguish. “You knew where the
+Professor was hiding, and you tried to pick him up on your own and let him
+get away. Why didn’t you discuss this with either the Boss or me? I’m in
+charge of this operation! I would have had a dozen men down there. You’ve
+fouled this up!”
+
+Larry stared at him. Already Walt Foster was making sounds like an enraged
+superior.
+
+He said mildly, “Sorry, Walt. I came down here on a very meager tip. I
+didn’t really expect it to pan out.”
+
+“Well, in the future, clear with either me or the Boss before running off
+half cocked into something, Woolford. Yesterday, you had this whole
+assignment on your own. Today, it’s no longer a minor matter. Our
+department has fifty people on it. The F.B.I. must have five times as many
+and that’s not even counting the Secret Service’s interest. It’s no longer
+your individual baby.”
+
+“Sorry,” Larry repeated mildly. Then, “I don’t imagine you’ve got hold of
+Frol Eivazov yet?”
+
+The other was disgusted. “You think we’re magicians? We just put out the
+call for him a few hours ago. He’s no amateur. If he doesn’t want to be
+picked up, he’ll go to ground and we’ll have our work cut out for us
+finding him. I can’t see that it’s particularly important anyway.”
+
+“Maybe you’re right,” Larry said. “But you never know. He might know
+things we don’t. See you later.”
+
+Walt Foster stared at him for a moment as though about to say something,
+but then tightened his lips and faded off.
+
+Larry looked at the phone screen for a moment. “Did that phony expect me
+to call him _sir_,” he muttered.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The next two days dissolved into routine.
+
+Frustrated, Larry Woolford spent most of his time in his office digesting
+developments, trying to find a new line of attack.
+
+For want of something else, he put his new secretary, a brightly efficient
+girl, as style and status conscious as LaVerne Polk wasn’t, to work typing
+up the tapes he’d had cut on Susan Self and the various phone calls he’d
+had with Hans Distelmayer and Sam Sokolski. From memory, he dictated to
+her his conversation with Professor Peter Voss.
+
+He carefully read the typed sheets over and over again. He continually had
+the feeling in this case that there were loose ends dangling around.
+Several important points he should be able to put his finger upon.
+
+On the morning of the third day he dialed Steve Hackett and on seeing the
+other’s worried, pug-ugly face fade in on the phone, decided that if
+nothing else the Movement was undermining the United States government by
+dispensing ulcers to its employees.
+
+Steve growled, “What is it Woolford? I’m as busy as a whirling dervish in
+a revolving door.”
+
+“This is just the glimmer of an idea, Steve. Look, remember that
+conversation with Susan, when she described her father taking her to
+headquarters?”
+
+“So?” Steve said impatiently.
+
+“Remember her description of headquarters?”
+
+“Go on,” Steve rapped.
+
+“What did it remind you of?”
+
+“What are you leading to?”
+
+“This is just a hunch,” Larry persisted, “but the way she described the
+manner in which her father took her to headquarters suggests they’re in
+the Greater Washington area.”
+
+Steve was staring at him disgustedly. How obvious could you get?
+
+Larry hurried on. “What’s the biggest business in this area, Steve?”
+
+“Government.”
+
+“Right. And the way she described headquarters of the Movement, was rooms,
+after rooms, after rooms into which they’d stored the money.”
+
+“And?”
+
+Larry said urgently, “Steve, I think in some way the Movement has taken
+over some governmental buildings, or storage warehouse. Possibly some
+older buildings no longer in use. It would be a perfect hideout. Who would
+expect a subversive organization to be in governmental buildings? All
+they’d need would be a few officials here and there who were on their side
+and—”
+
+Steve said wearily, “You couldn’t have thought of this two days ago.”
+
+Larry cut himself off sharply, “Eh?”
+
+Steve said, “We found their headquarters. One of their members cracked.
+Ben Ruthenberg of the F.B.I. found he had a morals rap against him some
+years ago and scared him into talking by threats of exposure. At any rate,
+you’re right. They had established themselves in some government buildings
+going back to Spanish-American War days. We’ve arrested eight or ten
+officials that were involved.”
+
+“But the money?”
+
+“The money was gone,” Steve said bitterly. “But Susan was right. There had
+evidently been room after room of it, stacked to the ceiling. Literally
+billions of dollars. They’d moved out hurriedly, but they left kicking
+around enough loose hundreds, fifties, twenties, tens and fives to give us
+an idea. Look, Woolford, I thought you’d been pulled off this case and
+that Walt Foster was handling it.”
+
+Larry said sourly, “I’m beginning to think so, too. They’re evidently not
+even bothering to let me know about developments like this. See you later,
+Steve.”
+
+The other’s face faded off.
+
+Larry Woolford looked across the double desk at Irene Day. “Look,” he
+said, “when you’re offered a promotion, take it. If you don’t, someone
+else will and you’ll be out in the cold.”
+
+Irene Day said brightly, “I’ve always know that, sir.”
+
+He looked at her. The typical eager beaver. Sharp as a whip. Bright as a
+button. “I’ll bet you have,” he muttered.
+
+“I beg your pardon, Mr. Woolford?”
+
+The phone lit as LaVerne said, “The Boss wants to talk to you, Larry.” Her
+face faded and Larry’s superior was scowling at him.
+
+He snapped, “Did you get anything on this medical records thing,
+Woolford?”
+
+“Medical records?” Larry said blankly.
+
+The Boss grunted in deprecation. “No, I suppose you haven’t. I wish you
+would snap into it, Woolford. I don’t know what has happened to you of
+late. I used to think that you were a good field man.” He flicked off
+abruptly.
+
+Larry dialed LaVerne Polk. “What in the world was the Boss just talking
+about, LaVerne? About medical records?”
+
+LaVerne said, frowning, “Didn’t you know? The Movement’s been at it again.
+They’ve fouled up the records of the State Medical Licensing bureaus, at
+the same time sabotaging the remaining records of most, if not all, of the
+country’s medical schools. They struck simultaneously, throughout the
+country.”
+
+He looked at her, expressionlessly.
+
+LaVerne said, “We’ve caught several hundred of those responsible. It’s the
+same thing. Attack of the social-label. From now on, if a man tells you
+he’s an Ear, Eye and Throat specialist, you’d better do some investigation
+before letting him amputate your tongue. You’d better use your judgment
+before letting _any_ doctor you don’t really know about, work on you. It’s
+a madhouse, Larry.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Larry Woolford, for long moments after LaVerne had broken the connection,
+stared unseeingly at his secretary across from him until she stirred.
+
+He brought his eyes back to the present. “Another preliminary move, not
+the important thing, yet. Not the big explosion they’re figuring on. Where
+have they taken that money, and why?”
+
+Irene Day blinked at him. “I don’t know, I’m sure, sir.”
+
+Larry said, “Get me Mr. Foster on the phone, Irene.”
+
+When Walt Foster’s unhappy face faded in, Larry said, “Walt did you get
+Frol Eivazov?”
+
+“Eivazov?” the other said impatiently. “No. We haven’t spent much effort
+on it. I think this hunch of yours is like the other ones you’ve been
+having lately, Woolford. Frol Eivazov was last reported by our operatives
+as being in North Korea.”
+
+“It wasn’t a hunch,” Larry said tightly. “He’s in this country on an
+assignment dealing with the Movement.”
+
+“Well, that’s your opinion,” Foster said snappishly. “I’m busy, Woolford.
+See here, at present you’re under my orders on this job. In the way of
+something to do, instead of sitting around in that office, why don’t you
+follow up this Eivazov thing yourself?” He considered it a moment. “That’s
+an order, Woolford. Even if you don’t locate him, it’ll keep you out of
+our hair.”
+
+After the other was gone, Larry Woolford leaned back in his chair, his
+face flushed as though the other had slapped it. In a way, he had.
+
+Larry said slowly, “Miss Day, dial me Hans Distelmayer. His offices are
+over in the Belmont Building.”
+
+As always, the screen remained blank as the German spy master spoke.
+
+Larry said, “Hans, I want to talk to Frol Eivazov.”
+
+“Ah?”
+
+“I want to know where I can find him.”
+
+The German’s voice was humorously gruff. “My friend, my friend.”
+
+Larry said impatiently, “I’m not interested in arresting him at this time.
+I want to talk to him.”
+
+The other said heavily. “This goes beyond favors, my friend. On the face
+of it, I am not in business for my health. And what you ask is dangerous
+from my viewpoint. You realize that upon occasion my organization does
+small tasks for the Soviets....”
+
+“Ha!” Larry said bitterly.
+
+“... And,” the German continued, unruffled, “it is hardly to my interest
+to gain the reputation of betraying my sometimes employers. Were you on an
+assignment in, say, Bulgaria or Hungary, would you expect me to betray you
+to the _Chrezvychainaya Komissiya_?”
+
+“Not unless somebody paid you enough to make it worth while,” Larry said
+dryly.
+
+“Exactly,” the espionage chief said.
+
+“Look,” Larry said. “Send your bill to this department, Hans. I’ve been
+given carte blanche on this matter and I want to talk to Frol. Now, where
+is he?”
+
+The German chuckled heavily. “At the Soviet Embassy.”
+
+“What! You mean they’ve got the gall to house their top spy right in—”
+
+Distelmayer interrupted him. “Friend Eivazov is currently accredited as a
+military attaché and quite correctly. He holds the rank of colonel, you
+know. He entered this country quite legally, the only precaution taken was
+to use his second name, Kliment, instead of Frol, on his papers.
+Evidently, your people passed him by without a second look. Ah, I
+understand he went to the trouble of making some minor changes in his
+facial appearance.”
+
+“We’ll expect your bill, Distelmayer,” Larry said. “Good-by.”
+
+He got up and reached for his hat, saying to Irene Day, “I don’t know how
+long I’ll be gone.” He added, wryly, “If either Foster or the Boss try to
+get in touch with me, tell them I’m carrying out orders.”
+
+He drove over to the Soviet Embassy, parked his car directly before the
+building.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+The American plainclothesmen stationed near the entrance, gave him only a
+quick onceover as he passed. Inside the gates, the impassive Russian
+guards didn’t bother to flicker an eyelid.
+
+At the reception desk in the immense entrada, he identified himself. “I’d
+like to see Colonel Frol Eivazov.”
+
+“I am afraid—” the clerk began stiffly.
+
+“I suppose you have him on the records as Kliment Eivazov.”
+
+The clerk had evidently touched a concealed button. A door opened and a
+junior embassy official approached them.
+
+Larry restated his desire. The other began to open his mouth in denial,
+then shrugged. “Just a moment,” he said.
+
+He was gone a full twenty minutes. When he returned, he said briefly,
+“This way, please.”
+
+Frol Eivazov was in an inner office, in full uniform. He came to his feet
+when Larry Woolford entered and said to the clerk, “That will be all,
+Vova.” He was a tall man, as Slavs go, but heavy of build and heavy of
+face.
+
+He shook hands with Larry. “It’s been a long time,” he said in perfect
+English. “That conference in Warsaw, wasn’t it? Have a chair, Mr.
+Woolford.”
+
+Larry took the offered chair and said, “How in the world did you expect to
+get by with this nonsense? We’ll have you declared _persona non grata_ in
+a matter of hours.”
+
+“It’s not important,” Eivazov shrugged. “I have found what I came to find.
+I was about to return to report any way.”
+
+“We won’t do anything to hinder you, colonel,” Larry said dryly.
+
+Eivazov snapped his fingers. “It’s all amusing,” he said. “In our country
+we would quickly deal with this Movement nonsense. You Americans with your
+pseudo-democracy, your labels without reality, your—”
+
+Larry said wearily, “Please, Frol, I promise not to convert you if you
+promise not to convert me. Needless to say, my department isn’t happy
+about your presence in this country. You’ll be watched from now on. We’ve
+been busy with other matters....”
+
+Here the Russian laughed.
+
+“... Or we’d already have flushed you.” He allowed his voice to go
+curious. “We’ve wondered about your interest in this phase of our internal
+affairs.”
+
+The Russian agent let his facade slip over farther, his heavy lips
+sneering. “We are interested in all phases of your antiquated
+socio-economic system, Mr. Woolford. In the present peaceful economic
+competition between East and West, we would simply _loathe_ to see
+anything happen to your present culture.” He hesitated deliberately. “If
+you can call it a culture.”
+
+Larry said, unprovoked, “If I understand you correctly, you are not in
+favor of the changes the Movement advocates.”
+
+The Russian shrugged hugely. “I doubt if they are possible of achievement.
+The organization is a sloppy one. Revolutionary? Nonsense,” he scoffed.
+“They have no plans to change the government. No plans for overthrowing
+the regime. Ultimately, what this country needs is true Communism. This
+so-called Movement doesn’t have that as its eventual goal. It is
+laughable.”
+
+Larry said, interestedly, “Then perhaps you’ll tell me what little you’ve
+found out about the group.”
+
+“Why not?” The Russian pursed his lips. “They are composed of impractical
+idealists. Scientists, intellectuals, a few admitted scholars and even a
+few potential leaders. Their sabotage of your Department of Records was an
+amusing farce, but, frankly, I have been unable to discover the purpose of
+their interest in rockets. For a time I contemplated the possibility that
+they had a scheme to develop a nuclear bomb, and to explode it over
+Greater Washington in the belief that in the resulting confusion they
+might seize power. But, on the face of it their membership is incapable of
+such an effort.”
+
+“Their interest in rockets?” Larry said softly.
+
+“Yes, as you’ve undoubtedly discovered, half the rocket technicians of
+your country seem to have joined with them. We got the tip through”—the
+Russian cleared his throat—“several of our converts who happen to be
+connected with your space efforts groups.”
+
+“Is that so?” Larry said. “I wondered what you thought about their
+interest in money.”
+
+It was the other’s turn to look blank. “Money?” he said.
+
+“That’s right. Large quantities of money.”
+
+The Russian said, frowning, “I suppose most citizens in your capitalist
+countries are interested largely in money. One of your basic failings.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+Driving back to the office, Larry Woolford let it pile up on him.
+
+Ernest Self had been a specialist in solid fuel for rockets. When Larry
+had questioned Professor Voss that worthy had particularly stressed his
+indignation at how Professor Goddard, the rocket pioneer, had been treated
+by his contemporaries. Franklin Nostrand had been employed as a technician
+on rocket research at Madison Air Laboratories. It was too darn much for
+coincidence.
+
+And now something else that had been nagging away at the back of his mind
+suddenly came clear.
+
+Susan Self had said that she and her father had seen the precision dancers
+at the New Roxy Theater in New York and later the Professor had said they
+were going to spend the money on chorus girls. Susan had got it wrong. The
+Rockettes—the precision chorus girls. The Professor had said they were
+going to spend the money on _rockets_, and Susan had misunderstood.
+
+But billions of dollars expended on rockets? How? But, above all, to what
+end?
+
+If he’d only been able to hold onto Susan, or her father; or to Voss or
+Nostrand, for that matter. Someone to work on. But each had slipped
+through his fingers.
+
+Which brought something else up from his subconscious. Something which had
+been tugging at him.
+
+At the office, Irene Day was packing her things as he entered. Packing as
+though she was leaving for good.
+
+“What goes on?” Larry growled. “I’m going to be needing you. Things are
+coming to a head.”
+
+She said, a bit snippishly, Larry thought, “Miss Polk, in the Boss’
+office, said for you to see her as soon as you came in, Mr. Woolford.”
+
+“Oh?”
+
+He made his way to LaVerne’s office, his attention actually on the ideas
+churning in his mind.
+
+She looked up when he entered.
+
+Larry said, “The Boss wanted to see me?”
+
+LaVerne ducked her head, as though embarrassed. “Not exactly, Larry.”
+
+He gestured with his thumb in the direction of his own cubicle office.
+“Irene just said you wanted me.”
+
+LaVerne looked up into his face. “The Boss and Mr. Foster, too, are
+boiling about your authorizing that Distelmayer man to bill this
+department for information he gave you. The Boss hit the roof. Something
+about the Senate Appropriations Committee getting down on him if it came
+out that we bought information from professional espionage agents.”
+
+Larry said, “It was information we needed, and Foster gave me the go ahead
+on locating Frol Eivazov. Maybe I’d better see the Boss.”
+
+LaVerne said, “I don’t think he wants to see you, Larry. They’re up to
+their ears in this Movement thing. It’s in the papers _now_ and nobody
+knows what to do next. The President is going to make a speech on TriD,
+and the Boss has to supply the information. His orders are for you to
+resume your vacation. To take a month off and then see him when you get
+back.”
+
+Larry sank down into a chair. “I see,” he said, “And at that time he’ll
+probably transfer me to janitor service.”
+
+“Larry,” LaVerne said, almost impatiently, “why in the world didn’t you
+take that job Walt Foster has now when the Boss offered it to you?”
+
+“Because I’m stupid, I suppose,” Larry said bitterly. “I thought I could
+do more working alone than at an administrative post tangled in red tape
+and bureaucratic routine.”
+
+She said, “Sorry, Larry.” She sounded as though she meant it.
+
+Larry stood up. “Well, tonight I’m going to hang one on, and tomorrow it’s
+back to Florida.” He said in a rush, “Look LaVerne, how about that date
+we’ve been talking about for six months or more?”
+
+She looked up at him. “I can’t stand vodka martinis.”
+
+“Neither can I,” he said glumly.
+
+“And I don’t get a kick out of prancing around, a stuffed shirt among
+fellow stuffed shirts, at some goings-on that supposedly improves my
+culture status.”
+
+Larry said “At the house I have every known brand of drinkable, and a
+stack of ... what did you call it? ... corny music. We can mix our own
+drinks and dance all by ourselves.”
+
+She tucked her head to one side and looked at him suspiciously. “Are your
+intentions honorable?”
+
+“We can even discuss that later,” he said sourly.
+
+She laughed. “It’s a date, Larry.”
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+He picked her up after work, and they drove to his Brandywine
+auto-bungalow, largely quiet the whole way.
+
+At one point she touched his hand with hers and said, “It’ll work out,
+Larry.”
+
+“Yeah,” he said sourly. “I’ve put ten years into ingratiating myself with
+the Boss. Now, overnight, he’s got a new boy. I suppose there’s some moral
+involved.”
+
+When they pulled up before his auto-bungalow, LaVerne whistled
+appreciatively. “Quite a neighborhood you’re in.”
+
+He grunted. “A good address. What our friend Professor Voss would call one
+more status symbol, one more social-label. For it I pay about fifty per
+cent more rent than my budget can afford.”
+
+He ushered her inside and took her jacket. “Look,” he said, indicating his
+living room with a sweep of hand. “See that volume of Klee reproductions
+there next to my reading chair? That proves I’m not a weird. Indicates my
+culture status. Actually, my appreciation of modern art doesn’t go any
+further than the Impressionists. But don’t tell anybody. See those books
+up on my shelves. Same thing. You’ll find everything there that _ought_ to
+be on the shelves of any ambitious young career man.”
+
+She looked at him from the side of her eyes. “You’re really soured,
+Larry.”
+
+“Come along,” he said. “I want to show you something.”
+
+He took her down the tiny elevator to his den.
+
+“How hypocritical can you get?” he asked her. “This is where I really
+live. But I seldom bring anyone here. Wouldn’t want to get a reputation as
+a weird. Sit down, LaVerne, I’ll make a drink. How about a Sidecar?”
+
+She sank onto the couch, kicked her shoes off and slipped her feet under
+her. “I’d love one,” she said.
+
+His back to her, he brought brandy and cointreau from his liquor cabinet,
+lemon and ice from the tiny refrigerator.
+
+“What?” LaVerne said mockingly. “No auto-bar?”
+
+“Upstairs with the rest of the status symbols,” Larry grunted.
+
+He put her drink before her and turned and went to the record player.
+
+“In the way of corny music, how do you like that old-timer, Nat Cole?”
+
+“King Cole? Love him,” LaVerne said.
+
+The strains of “For All We Know” penetrated the room.
+
+Larry sat down across from her, finished half his drink in one swallow.
+
+“I’m beginning to wonder whether or not this Movement doesn’t have
+something,” he said.
+
+She didn’t answer that. They sat in silence for a while, appreciating the
+drink. Nat Cole was singing “The Very Thought of You” now. Larry got up
+and made two more cocktails. This time he sat next to her. He leaned his
+head back on the couch and closed his eyes.
+
+Finally he said softly, “When Steve Hackett and I were questioning Susan,
+there was only one other person who knew that we’d picked her up. There
+was only one person other than Steve and me who could have warned Ernest
+Self to make a getaway. Later on, there was only one person who could have
+warned Frank Nostrand so that he and the Professor could find a new
+hideout.”
+
+She said sleepily, “How long have you known about that, darling?”
+
+“A while,” Larry said, his own voice quiet. “I figured it out when I also
+decided how Susan Self was spirited out of the Greater Washington Hilton,
+before we had the time to question her further. Somebody who had access to
+tapes made of me while I was making phone calls cut out a section and
+dubbed in a voice so that Betsy Hughes, the Secret Service matron who was
+watching Susan, was fooled into believing it was I ordering the girl to be
+turned over to the two Movement members who came to get her.”
+
+LaVerne stirred comfortably and let her head sink onto his shoulder.
+“You’re so warm and ... comfortable,” she said.
+
+Larry said softly, “What does the Movement expect to do with all that
+counterfeit money, LaVerne?”
+
+She stirred against his shoulder, as though bothered by the need to talk.
+“Give it all away,” she said. “Distribute it all over the country and
+destroy the nation’s social currency.”
+
+It took him a long moment to assimilate that.
+
+“What have the rockets to do with it?”
+
+She stirred once again, as though wishing he’d be silent. “That’s how it
+will be distributed. About twenty rockets, strategically placed, each with
+a _warhead_ of a couple of tons of money. Fired to an altitude of a couple
+of hundred miles and then the money is spewed out. In falling, it will be
+distributed over cities and countryside, everywhere. Billions upon
+billions of dollars worth.”
+
+Larry said, so softly as hardly to be heard, “What will that accomplish?”
+
+“Money is the greatest social-label of them all. The Professor believes
+that through this step the Movement will have accomplished its purpose.
+That people will be forced to utilize their judgment, rather than depend
+upon social-labels.”
+
+Larry didn’t follow that, but he had no time to go further now. He said,
+still evenly soft, “And when is the Movement going to do this?”
+
+La Verne moved comfortably. “The trucks go out to distribute the money
+tonight. The rockets are waiting. The firing will take place in a few
+days.”
+
+“And where is the Professor now?”
+
+“Where the money and the trucks are hidden, darling. What difference does
+it make?” LaVerne said sleepily.
+
+“And where is that?”
+
+“At the Greater Washington Trucking Corporation. It’s owned by one of the
+Movement’s members.”
+
+He said. “There’s a password. What is it?”
+
+“Judgment.”
+
+Larry Woolford bounced to his feet. He looked down at her, then over at
+the phone. In three quick steps he was over to it. He grasped its wires
+and yanked them from the wall, silencing it. He slipped into the tiny
+elevator, locking the door to the den behind him.
+
+As the door slid closed, her voice wailed, still sleepily husky, “Larry,
+darling, where are you—”
+
+He ran down the walk of the house, vaulted into the car and snapped on its
+key. He slammed down the lift lever, kicked the thrust pedal and was
+thrown back against the seat by the acceleration.
+
+Even while he was climbing, he flicked on the radio-phone, called Personal
+Service for the location of the Greater Washington Trucking Corporation.
+
+Fifteen minutes later, he parked a block away from his destination, noting
+with satisfaction that it was still an hour or more to go until dark. His
+intuition, working doubletime now, told him that they’d probably wait
+until nightfall to start their money-laden trucks to rolling.
+
+He hesitated momentarily before turning on the phone and dialing the Boss’
+home address.
+
+When the other’s face faded in, it failed to display pleasure when the
+caller’s identity was established. His superior growled, “Confound it,
+Woolford, you know my privacy is to be respected. This phone is to be used
+only in extreme emergency.”
+
+“Yes, sir,” Larry said briskly. “It’s the Movement—”
+
+The other’s face darkened still further. “You’re not on that assignment
+any longer, Woolford. Walter Foster has taken over and I’m sympathetic to
+his complaints that you’ve proven more a hindrance than anything else.”
+
+Larry ignored his words, “Sir, I’ve tracked them down. Professor Voss is
+at the Greater Washington Trucking Corporation garages here in the
+Alexandria section of town. Any moment now, they’re going to start
+distribution of all that counterfeit money on some scatterbrain plan to
+disrupt the country’s exchange system.”
+
+Suddenly alert, the department chief snapped, “Where are you, Woolford?”
+
+“Outside the garages, sir. But I’m going in now.”
+
+“You stay where you are,” the other snapped. “I’ll have every department
+man and every Secret Service man in town over there within twenty minutes.
+You hang on. Those people are lunatics, and probably desperate.”
+
+Inwardly, Larry Woolford grinned. He wasn’t going to lose this opportunity
+to finish up the job with him on top. He said flatly, “Sir, we can’t
+chance it. They might escape. I’m going in!” He flicked off the set,
+dialed again and raised Sam Sokolski.
+
+“Sam,” he said, his voice clipped. “I’ve cornered the Movement’s leader
+and am going in for the finish. Maybe some of you journalist boys better
+get on over here.” He gave the other the address and flicked off before
+there were any questions.
+
+ -------------------------------------
+
+From the dash compartment he brought a heavy automatic, and checked the
+clip. He put it in his hip pocket and left the car and walked toward the
+garages. Time was running out now.
+
+He strode into the only open door, without shift of pace. Two men were
+posted nearby, neither of them truckmen by appearance. They looked at him
+in surprise.
+
+Larry clipped out, “The password is _Judgment_. I’ve got to see Professor
+Voss immediately.”
+
+One of them frowned questioningly, but the other was taken up with the
+urgency in Woolford’s voice. He nodded with his head. “He’s over there in
+the office.”
+
+Now ignoring them completely, Larry strode past the long rows of sealed
+delivery vans toward the office.
+
+He pushed the door open, entered and closed it behind him.
+
+Professor Peter Voss was seated at a paper-littered desk. There was a cot
+with an army blanket in a corner of the room, some soiled clothing and two
+or three dirty dishes on a tray. The room was being lived in, obviously.
+
+At the agent’s entry, the little man looked up and blinked in distress
+through his heavy lenses.
+
+Larry snapped, “You’re under arrest, Voss.”
+
+The professor was obviously dismayed, but he said in as vigorous a voice
+as he could muster, “Nonsense! On what charge?”
+
+“Counterfeiting, among many. Your whole scheme has fallen apart, Voss. You
+and your Movement, so-called, are finished.”
+
+The professor’s eyes darted, left, right. To Larry Woolford’s surprise,
+the Movement’s leader was alone in here. Undoubtedly, he was awaiting
+others, drivers of the trucks, technicians involved in the rockets, other
+subordinates. But right now he was alone.
+
+If Woolford correctly diagnosed the situation, Voss was playing for time,
+waiting for the others. Good enough, so was Larry Woolford. Had the
+Professor only known it, a shout would have brought at least two followers
+and the government agent would have had his work cut out for him.
+
+Woodford played along. “Just what is this fantastic scheme of yours for
+raining down money over half the country, Voss? The very insanity of it
+proves your whole outfit is composed of a bunch of nonconformist weirds.”
+
+The Professor was indignant—and stalling for time. He said,
+“Nonconformists is correct! He who conforms in an incompetent society is
+an incompetent himself.”
+
+Larry stood, his legs apart and hands on hips. He shook his head in
+simulated pity at the angry little man. “What’s all this about raining
+money down over the country?”
+
+“Don’t you see?” the other said. “The perfect method for disrupting our
+present system of social-labels. With billions of dollars, perfect
+counterfeit, strewing the streets, the fields, the trees, available for
+anyone to pick up, all social currency becomes worthless. Utterly
+unusable. And it’s no use to attempt to print more with another design,
+because we can duplicate it as well. Our experts are the world’s best,
+we’re not a group of sulking criminals but capable, trained, dedicated
+men.
+
+“Very well! We will have made it absolutely impossible to have any form of
+mass-produced social currency.”
+
+Larry stared at him. “It would completely foul the whole business system!
+You’d have chaos!”
+
+“At first. Private individuals, once the value of money was seen to be
+zero, would have lost the amount of cash they had on hand. But banks and
+such institutions would lose little. They have accurate records that show
+the actual values they held at the time our money rains down.”
+
+Larry was bewildered. “But what are you getting at? What do you expect to
+accomplish?”
+
+The Professor, on his favorite subject, said triumphantly, “The only form
+of currency that can be used under these conditions is the _personal_
+check. It’s not mass produced, and mass-production can’t duplicate it.
+It’s immune to the attack. Business has to go on, or people will starve—so
+personal checks will have to replace paper money. Credit cards and
+traveler’s checks won’t do—we can counterfeit them, too, and will, if
+necessary. Realize of course that hard money will still be valid, but it
+can’t be utilized practically for any but small transactions. Try taking
+enough silver dollars to buy a refrigerator down to the store with you.”
+
+“But what’s the purpose?” Larry demanded, flabbergasted.
+
+“Isn’t it obvious? Our whole Movement is devoted to the destruction of
+social-label judgments. It’s all very well to say: _You should not judge
+your fellow men_ but when it comes to accepting another man’s personal
+check, friend, you damn well have to! The bum check artist might have a
+field day to begin with—but only to begin with.”
+
+Larry shook his head in exasperation. “You people are a bunch of
+anarchists,” he accused.
+
+“No,” the Professor denied. “Absolutely not. We are the antithesis of the
+anarchist. The anarchist says, ‘No man is capable of judging another.’ We
+say, ‘Each man must judge his fellow, must demand proper evaluation of
+him.’ To judge a man by his clothes, the amount of money he owns, the car
+he drives, the neighborhood in which he lives, or the society he keeps, is
+out of the question in a vital culture.”
+
+Larry said sourly, “Well, whether or not you’re right, Voss, you’ve lost.
+This place is surrounded. My men will be breaking in shortly.”
+
+Voss laughed at him. “Nonsense. All you’ve done is prevent us from
+accomplishing this portion of our program. What will you do after my
+arrest? You’ll bring me to trial. Do you remember the Scopes’ Monkey Trial
+back in the 1920s which became a world appreciated farce and made
+Tennessee a laughingstock? Well, just wait until you get _me_ into court
+backed by my organization’s resources. We’ll bring home to every thinking
+person, not only in this country, but in the world, the fantastic
+qualities of our existing culture. Why,
+Mr.-Secret-Agent-of-Anti-Subversive-Activity you aren’t doing me an injury
+by giving me the opportunity to have my day in court. You’re doing me a
+favor. Newspapers, radios, TriD will give me the chance to expound my
+program in the home of every thinking person in the world.”
+
+There was a fiery dedication in the little man’s eyes. “This will be my
+victory, not my defeat!”
+
+There were sounds now, coming from the other rooms—the garages. Some
+shouts and scuffling. Faintly, Larry Woolford could hear Steve Hackett’s
+voice.
+
+He was staring at the Professor, his eyes narrower.
+
+The Professor was on his feet. He said in defiant triumph, “You think that
+you’ll win prestige and honor as a result of tracking the Movement down,
+don’t you, Mr. Woolford? Well, let me tell you, you won’t! In six months
+from now, Mr. Woolford, you’ll be a laughingstock.”
+
+That did it.
+
+Larry said, “You’re under arrest. Turn around with your back to me.”
+
+The Professor snorted his contempt, turned his back and held up his hands,
+obviously expecting to be searched.
+
+In a fluid motion, Larry Woolford drew his gun and fired twice. The other
+with no more than a grunt of surprise and pain, stumbled forward to his
+knees and then to the floor, his arms and legs akimbo.
+
+The door broke open and Steve Hackett, gun in hand, burst in.
+
+“Woolford!” he barked. “What’s up?”
+
+Larry indicated the body on the floor. “There you are, Steve,” he said.
+“The head of the counterfeit ring. He was trying to escape. I had to shoot
+him.”
+
+Behind Steve Hackett crowded Ben Ruthenberg of the F.B.I. and behind him
+half a dozen others of various departments.
+
+The Boss came pushing his way through.
+
+He glared down at the Professor’s body, then up at Larry Woolford.
+
+“Good work, Lawrence,” he said. “How did you bring it off?”
+
+Larry replaced the gun in his holster and shrugged modestly. “The Polk
+girl gave me the final tip-off, sir. I gave her some Scop-Serum in a drink
+and she talked. Evidently, she was a member of the Movement.”
+
+The Boss was nodding wisely. “I’ve had my eye on her, Lawrence. An obvious
+weird. But we will have to suppress that Scop-Serum angle.” He slapped his
+favorite field man on the arm jovially. “Well, boy, this means promotion,
+of course.”
+
+Larry grinned. “Thanks, sir. All in a day’s work. I don’t think we’ll have
+much trouble with the remnants of this Movement thing. The pitch is to
+treat them as counterfeiters, not subversives. Try them for that. Their
+silly explanations of what they were going to do with the money will never
+be taken seriously.” He looked down at the small corpse. “Particularly now
+that their kingpin is gone.”
+
+A new wave of agents, F.B.I. men and prisoners washed into the room and
+Steve Hackett and Larry were for a moment pushed back into a corner by
+themselves.
+
+Steve looked at him strangely and said, “There’s one thing I’d like to
+know: Did you really have to shoot him, Woolford?”
+
+Larry brushed it off. “What’s the difference? He was as weird as they
+come, wasn’t he?”
+
+THE END
+
+
+
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