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diff --git a/30416-0.txt b/30416-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..af21f80 --- /dev/null +++ b/30416-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,365 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30416 *** + +[Illustration: _Illustrated by Kelly Freas_] + + +WASTE NOT, WANT + + _Eat your spinach, little man! It's good for you. Stuff yourself + with it. Be a good little consumer, or the cops will get you.... For + such is the law of supply and demand!_ + +BY DAVE DRYFOOS + + +Panic roused him--the black imp of panic that lived under the garish rug +of this unfamiliar room and crawled out at dawn to nudge him awake and +stare from the blank space to his left where Tillie's gray head should +have been. + +His fists clenched in anger--at himself. He'd never been the sort to +make allowance for his own weakness and didn't propose to begin doing so +now, at age eighty-six. Tillie'd been killed in that crash well over a +year ago and it was time he got used to his widowerhood and quit +searching for her every morning. + +But even after he gave himself the bawling out, orientation came slowly. +The surroundings looked so strange. No matter what he told himself it +was hard to believe that he was indeed Fred Lubway, mechanical engineer, +and had a right to be in this single bed, alone in this house his Tillie +had never seen. + +The right to be there was all wrong. He disliked the house and hated all +its furnishings. + +The cybernetic cooker in the kitchen; the magnetically-suspended divans +in the living room; the three-dimensional color broadcasts he could so +readily project to any wall or ceiling; the solartropic machinery that +would turn any face of the pentagonal house into the sun or the shade or +the breeze; the lift that would raise the entire building a hundred feet +into the air to give him a wider view and more privacy--all left him +dissatisfied. + +They were new. None had been shared with Tillie. He used them only to +the extent required by law to fulfill his duty as a consumer. + +"You must change your home because of the change in your family +composition," the Ration Board's bright young female had explained, +right after Tillie's funeral. "Your present furnishings are obsolete. +You must replace them." + +"And if I don't?" He'd been truculent. + +"I doubt we'd have to invoke the penalties for criminal +underconsumption," she'd explained airily. "There are plenty of other +possible courses of action. Maybe we'd just get a decision that you're +prematurely senile and unable to care for yourself. Then you'd go to a +home for the aged where they'd _help_ you consume--with forced feedings +and such." + +So here he was, in this home-of-his-own that seemed to belong to someone +else. Well, at least he wasn't senile, even if he did move a little +slowly, now, getting out of bed. He'd warm up soon. All by himself. With +no one's help. + +And as far as these newfangled gadgets in the bathroom were concerned, +he could follow any well-written set of directions. He'd scalded himself +that time only because the printed instructions were so confusing. + +He took a cold shower this time. + +When the airtowel had finished blowing and he was half dry--not wholly +dry because the machine wasn't adapted to people who took ice-cold +showers--he went in to the clothing machine. He punched the same few +holes in its tape that he put there every day, stood in the right place, +and in due course emerged with his long, rawboned frame covered by +magenta tights having an excessively baggy seat. + +He knew the costume was neither pretty nor fashionable and that its +design, having been wholly within his control when he punched the tape, +revealed both his taste and his mood. He didn't care; there was no one +in the world whom he wanted to impress. + +He looked in the dressing room mirror not to inspect the tights but to +examine his face and see if it needed shaving. Too late he remembered +that twenty years had elapsed since the permanent depilatories were +first invented and ten since he'd used one and stopped having to shave. + +There were too many changes like that in this gadget-mad world; too many +new ways of doing old things. Life had no stability. + +He stalked into the kitchen wishing he could skip breakfast--anger +always unsettled his stomach. But everyone was required to eat at least +three meals a day. The vast machine-records system that kept track of +each person's consumption would reveal to the Ration Board any failure +to use his share of food, so he dialed Breakfast Number Three--tomato +juice, toast, and coffee. + +The signal-panel flashed "Under-Eating" and he knew the state +machine-records system had advised his cybernetic cooker to increase the +amount of his consumption. Chin in hands, he sat hopelessly at the +kitchen table awaiting his meal, and in due course was served prunes, +waffles, bacon, eggs, toast, and tea--none of which he liked, except for +toast. + +He ate dutifully nevertheless, telling himself he wasn't afraid of the +ration-cops who were always suspecting him of underconsumption because +he was the tall skinny type and never got fat like most people, but that +he ate what the cooker had given him because his father had been +unemployed for a long time during the depression seventy-five years +before, so he'd never been able to bring himself to throw food away. + +Failure to consume had in the old days been called "overproduction" and +by any name it was bad. So was war--he'd read enough about war to be +glad that form of consumption had finally been abolished. + +Still it was a duty and not a pleasure to eat so much, and a relief to +get up and put the dirty dishes into the disposal machine and go up +topside to his gyro. + + * * * * * + +Disgustingly, he had a long wait before departure. After climbing into +the gyro and transmitting his flight plan, he had to sit seething for +all of fifteen minutes before the Mount Diablo Flight Control Center +deigned to lift his remote-controlled gyro into the air. And when the +signal came, ascent was so awkwardly abrupt it made his ears pop. + +He couldn't even complain. The Center was mechanical, and unequipped to +hear complaints. + +It routed him straight down the San Joaquin Valley--a beautiful sight +from fifteen thousand feet, but over-familiar. He fell asleep and +awakened only when unexpectedly brought down at Bakersfield Field. + +Above his instrument panel the printing-receiver said "Routine Check of +Equipment and Documents. Not Over Five Minutes' Delay." + +But it could take longer. And tardiness was subject to official +punishments as a form of unproductiveness. He called George Harding at +the plant. + +Harding apparently had been expecting the call. His round bluff face +wore a scowl of annoyance. + +"Don't you ever watch the newscasts?" he demanded angrily. "They began +this 'Routine Check' you're in at five this morning, and were +broadcasting pictures of the resulting traffic jam by six. If you'd +filed a flight plan for Santa Barbara and come on down the coast you'd +have avoided all this." + +"I'm not required to listen to newscasts," Fred replied tartly. "I own +the requisite number of receivers and--" + +"Now, listen, Fred," Harding interrupted. "We need you down here so +hurry up!" + +Fred heard him switch off and sat for a moment trembling with rage. But +he ended by grinning wryly. Everyone was in the same boat, of course. +For the most part, people avoided thinking about it. But he could now +see himself as if from above, spending his life flitting back and forth +between home and plant, plant and home; wracking his brain to devise +labor-saving machines while at the plant, then rushing home to struggle +with the need to consume their tremendous output. + +Was he a man? Or was he a caged squirrel racing in an exercise-wheel, +running himself ragged and with great effort producing absolutely +nothing? + +He wasn't going to do it any longer, by golly! He was going to-- + +"Good morning!" A chubby young man in the pea-green uniform of a +ration-cop opened the door and climbed uninvited into the cockpit. "May +I check the up-to-dateness of your ship's equipment, please?" + +Fred didn't answer. He didn't have to. The young officer was already in +the manual pilot's seat, checking the secondary controls. + +In swift routine he tried motor and instruments, and took the craft +briefly aloft. Down again, he demanded Fred's papers. + +The licenses that pertained to the gyro were in order, but there was +trouble over Fred's personal documents: his ration-book contained far +too few sales-validations. + +"You're not doing your share of consuming, Oldtimer," the young cop said +mildly. "Look at all these unused food allotments! Want to cause a +depression?" + +"No." + +"Man, if you don't eat more than this, we'll have mass starvation!" + +"I know the slogans." + +"Yes, but do you know the penalties? Forced feeding, compulsory +consumption--do you think they're fun?" + +"No." + +"Well, you can file your flight plan and go, but if you don't spend +those tickets before their expiration dates, Mister, you'll have cause +to regret it." + +With a special pencil, he sense-marked the card's margins. + +Fred felt that each stroke of the pencil was a black mark against him. +He watched in apprehensive silence. + +The young cop was also silent. When finished he wordlessly returned the +identification, tipped his cap, and swaggered off, his thick neck red +above his green collar. + +Fred found he'd had more than enough of swaggering young men with beefy +red necks. That added to his disgust with the constant struggle to +produce and consume, consume and produce. Vague, wishful threats froze +as determination: he absolutely wasn't going through any more of it. + +He filed a flight plan that would return him to his home, and in due +course arrived there. + +The phone rang in his ears as he opened the cockpit. He didn't want to +answer, and he stayed on the roof securing the gyro and plugging in its +battery-charger. But he couldn't ignore the bell's insistent clamor. + +When he went downstairs and switched on the phone, George Harding's +round face splashed on the wall. + +"Fred," he said, "when we talked a few hours ago, you forgot to say you +were sick. I phoned to confirm that for the Attendance Report. Did this +call get you out of bed?" + +He could see it hadn't. Therefore Fred knew he must be recording the +audio only, and not the video; trying to give him a break with the +Attendance people and coach him on the most appeasing answers. + +A well-meant gesture, but a false one. And Fred was fed up with the +false. "I forgot nothing," he said bluntly. "I'm perfectly well and +haven't been near bed." + +"Now, wait," George said hastily. "It's no crime to be sick. +And--ah--don't say anything you wouldn't want preserved for posterity." + +"George, I'm not going to play along with you," Fred insisted. "This +business of producing to consume and consuming to produce has got me +down. It's beyond all reason!" + +"No, it isn't. You're an excellent mechanical engineer, Fred, but you're +not an economist. That's why you don't understand. Just excuse me for a +minute, and I'll show you." + +He left the field of view. Fred waited incuriously for him to return, +suddenly conscious of the fact that he now had nothing better to do with +his time. + +George was back in less than a minute, anyhow. "O.K.," he said briskly. +"Now, where were we? Oh, yes. I just wanted to say that production is a +form of consumption, too--even the production of machine-tools and +labor-saving devices. So there's nothing inconsistent--" + +"What are you trying to do?" Fred demanded. "Don't lecture me--I know as +much econ as you do!" + +"But you've got to come back to work, Fred! I want you to use your +rations, put your shoulder to the wheel, and conform generally. The +policing's too strict for you to try anything else, fella--and I like +you too well to want to see you--" + +"I don't need you to protect me, George," Fred said stiffly. "I guess +you mean well enough. But goodbye." He switched off. + + * * * * * + +The silence struck him. Not a sound stirred the air in that lonely new +house except the slight wheeze of his breathing. + +He felt tired. Bone weary. As if all the fatigues of his eighty-six +years were accumulated within him. + +He stood by a window and stared blindly out. Everyone seemed to have +been heckling him, shoving him around, making him change all his ways +every minute. He didn't want to change. He didn't want to be forever +adapting to new gadgets, new fads, new ways of doing things. + +He thought of the villages of India, substantially unchanged for three, +four, five thousand years. The villagers had no money, so they couldn't +be consumers. Maybe they had the natural way to live. Statically. Also, +frugally. + +But no. It was too frugal, too static. He'd heard and read too much +about the starvation, pestilence, peonage and other ills plaguing those +Indian villagers. They didn't have life licked, either. + +The Indians had not enough, the Americans, too much. One was as bad as +the other. + +And he was in the middle. + +He left the window he'd been staring from unseeingly and walked to the +foyer control-panel. There he pushed the button that would cause the +house to rear a hundred feet into the air on its titanium-aluminum +plunger. + +Then he went back to the window to watch the ground recede. He felt a +hand on his shoulder. He decided the sensation was an illusion--a part +of his state of mind. + +A young man's voice said, "Mr. Lubway, we need you." + +That was a nice thing to hear, so Fred turned, ready to smile. He didn't +smile. He was confronted by another ration-cop. + +This one was a tall young man, dark and hefty. He seemed very kindly, in +his official sort of way. + +"Mr. George Harding sent me," he explained. "He asked us to look you up +and see if we could help." + +"Yes?" + +"You seem to have been a little unhappy this morning. I +mean--well--staring out that window while your house rises dangerously +high. Mr. George Harding didn't like the mood you're in, and neither do +I, Mr. Lubway. I'm afraid you'll have to come to the hospital. We can't +have a valuable citizen like you falling out that window, can we?" + +"What do you mean, 'valuable citizen'? I'm no use to anybody. There's +plenty of engineers, and more being graduated every semester. You don't +need me." + +"Oh, yes, we do!" Shaking his head, the young ration-cop took a firm +grip on Fred's right biceps. "You've got to come along with me till your +outlook changes, Mr. Lubway." + +"Now, see here!" Fred objected, trying unsuccessfully to twist free of +the officer's grip. "You've no call to treat me like a criminal. Nor to +talk to me as if I were senile. My outlook won't change, and you know +it!" + +"Oh, yes, it will! And since you're neither criminal nor senile, that's +what has to be done. + +"We'll do it in the most humane way possible. A little brain surgery, +and you'll sit in your cage and consume and consume and consume without +a care in the world. Yes, sir, we'll change your outlook! + +"Now, you mustn't try to twist away from me like that, Mr. Lubway. I +can't let you go. We need every consumer we can get." + + + + +Transcriber's Note: + + This etext was produced from _If Worlds of Science Fiction_ + September 1954. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that + the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling + and typographical errors have been corrected without note. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Waste Not, Want, by Dave Dryfoos + +*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 30416 *** |
