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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 + The Unspeakable Turk + +Author: Various + +Release Date: December 14, 2009 [EBook #30678] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUPPLEMENT TO PUNCH *** + + + + +Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + +</pre> + + +<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> +<h1>THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK.</h1> + +<h3>(Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914)</h3><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> + +<h5>"PUNCH" OFFICE, 10 BOUVERIE STREET, LONDON, E.C.</h5> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/001.png"> +<img src="images/001.png" width="100%" alt="THE STATUS QUO" /></a> +<h3>THE STATUS QUO.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Turkey.</span> "<span class="smcap">Will you not still befriend me?</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">Britannia.</span> "<span class="smcap">Befriend you?—Not with your hands of <i>that colour</i>!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>September 9, 1876.</i></p><br /> +<center>England indignantly protests against the atrocities committed by the +Turk in Bulgaria.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/002.png"> +<img src="images/002.png" width="100%" alt="ONE BUBBLE MORE" /></a> +<h3>ONE BUBBLE MORE!!</h3> +<p class="author"><i>January 6, 1877.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk, once again, makes illusory promises of Reform.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/003.png"> +<img src="images/003.png" width="100%" alt="EVERYBODY'S FRIEND" /></a> +<h3>EVERYBODY'S FRIEND!</h3> +<p class="author"><i>March 2, 1878.</i></p><br /> +<center>During the Russo-Turkish War a strict neutrality is preserved by +Germany. She is now the "friend" of the Turk.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/004.png"> +<img src="images/004.png" width="100%" alt="THE SUBLIME "SUPER"" /></a> +<h3>THE SUBLIME "SUPER"!</h3> +<center>(<span class="smcap">Rehearsal of Grand Military Drama.</span>)</center><br /> +<p><span class="smcap">Stage Manager.</span> "<span class="smcap">What are <i>you</i> to do, Sir? Why, get well to the back, +and—<i>wave your banner</i>!!!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>September 16, 1882.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk makes a great show of denouncing the revolt of Arabi in Egypt. +He is not taken very seriously.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/005.png"> +<img src="images/005.png" width="100%" alt="COOPED UP" /></a> +<h3>COOPED UP!</h3> +<p class="author"><i>October 26, 1889.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Powers, despite the protests of Greece, leave it to the Turk to +restore order in the Island of Crete.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/006.png"> +<img src="images/006.png" width="100%" alt="DEEDS—NOT WORDS" /></a> +<h3>"DEEDS—NOT WORDS!"</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">John Bull.</span> "<span class="smcap">Look here,—we've had enough of your palaver! are you going +to let the girl go, or have we got to make you?</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>June 15, 1895.</i></p><br /> +<center>The barbarous treatment of Armenia by the Turk compels the intervention +of England, France and Russia.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/007.png"> +<img src="images/007.png" width="100%" alt="A FREE HAND" /></a> +<h3>A FREE HAND.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">The Unspeakable Turk.</span> "<span class="smcap">Ha, ha. There's no one about! I can get to +business again.</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>January 18, 1896.</i></p><br /> +<center>While England is absorbed elsewhere the Turk takes the opportunity to +commit further outrages in Armenia.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/008.png"> +<img src="images/008.png" width="100%" alt="A TURKISH BATH" /></a> +<h3>A TURKISH BATH.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Sultan.</span> "<span class="smcap">They gave it me pretty hot in that Armenian room! +but—Bismillah! this is—— phew!!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>August 22, 1896.</i></p><br /> +<center>A very "sick man" is the Turk. He goes from bad to worse.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/009.png"> +<img src="images/009.png" width="100%" alt="TURKEY LIMITED" /></a> +<h3>"TURKEY LIMITED."</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Sultan.</span> "<span class="smcap">Make me into a Limited Company? H'm—Ah—S'pose they'll allow +me to join the Board after Allotment!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>November 28, 1896.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Powers consider the advisability of placing the Turk "under +control."</center> +</div> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> + +<hr /> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/010.png"> +<img src="images/010.png" width="100%" alt="TENDER MERCIES" /></a> +<h3>TENDER MERCIES!</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Dame Europa</span> (<i>to</i> <span class="smcap">Little Crete</span>). "<span class="smcap">Don't cry, my little man. I've asked +this nice, kind Turkish policeman to stay and take care of you!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>March 13, 1897.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk is given another chance to mend his ways.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/011.png"> +<img src="images/011.png" width="100%" alt="THE SLAVE OF DUTY" /></a> +<h3>THE SLAVE OF DUTY!</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Admiral John Bull.</span> "<span class="smcap">Now then, out you'll have to go!</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">The Unspeakable.</span> "<span class="smcap">What! Leave my beautiful Crete in a state of disorder? +<i>Never!</i></span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>September 24, 1898.</i></p><br /> +<center>The incorrigible Turk is deprived of his power to misrule in Crete. He +is consoled by Germany.</center> +</div> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span> + +<hr /> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/012.png"> +<img src="images/012.png" width="100%" alt="THE MITYLENE MARCH" /></a> +<h3>THE MITYLENE MARCH.</h3> +<center>(<span class="smcap">Solo for the French Horn.</span>)</center><br /> +<p><span class="smcap">The Sultan.</span> "<span class="smcap">I don't like Solos! Give me the good old-fashioned European +Concerto!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>November 13, 1901.</i></p><br /> +<center>France sends a fleet to Mitylene and compels the Turk to respect the +rights of certain French subjects.</center> +</div> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> + +<hr /> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/013.png"> +<img src="images/013.png" width="100%" alt="BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEA" /></a> +<h3>BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEA.</h3> +<p class="author"><i>September 9, 1903.</i></p><br /> +<center>Trouble again confronts the Turk. Macedonia, weary of his oppression, +rises in revolt. Russia keeps an eye upon him.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/014.png"> +<img src="images/014.png" width="100%" alt="THE OPTIMIST" /></a> +<h3>THE OPTIMIST.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Abdul Hamid.</span> "<span class="smcap">What, all the Fleets coming here? That <i>will</i> be fun! I +<i>do</i> hope they'll have Fireworks!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>November 22, 1905.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Powers decide on a Naval Demonstration to compel the Turk to settle +the Macedonian difficulty.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/015.png"> +<img src="images/015.png" width="100%" alt="OUT OF BOUNDS" /></a> +<h3>OUT OF BOUNDS.</h3> +<center><span class="smcap">John Bull.</span> "<span class="smcap">Shoo! Shoo!</span>"</center><br /> +<p class="author"><i>May 9, 1906.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk tries to grab a bit of Egypt, but his bluster is unsuccessful. +Under pressure he retires, as usual.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/016.png"> +<img src="images/016.png" width="100%" alt="THE THRONE PERILOUS" /></a> +<h3>THE THRONE PERILOUS.</h3> +<p class="author"><i>July 29, 1908.</i></p><br /> +<center>The condition of the Turk is very critical. Internal disorders indicate +a serious danger of collapse.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/017.png"> +<img src="images/017.png" width="100%" alt="THE SALT-WATER CURE" /></a> +<h3>THE SALT-WATER CURE.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Shah of Persia.</span> "<span class="smcap">Go on in, Abdul—just for the look of the thing. You +can always come out if you don't like it.</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">Sick Man of Europe.</span> "<span class="smcap">Yes, I know. But one gets so wet!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>August 12, 1908.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk makes another specious effort to amend his constitution.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/018.png"> +<img src="images/018.png" width="100%" alt="AT LAST" /></a> +<h3>AT LAST!</h3> +<p class="author"><i>November 27, 1912.</i></p><br /> +<center>The liberation of Macedonia from the tyranny of the Turk is, at last, +accomplished.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/019.png"> +<img src="images/019.png" width="100%" alt="ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION" /></a> +<h3>ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Turkey.</span> "<span class="smcap">Good! If only all those other christian nations get at one +another's throats, I may have a dog's chance yet.</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>December 4, 1912.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk still has a gleam of hope.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/020.png"> +<img src="images/020.png" width="100%" alt="NO EFFECTS" /></a> +<h3>NO EFFECTS.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Balkan Leaguer.</span> "<span class="smcap">It's your money we want.</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">Turkey.</span> "<span class="smcap">Money, dear boy? Search me!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>March 26, 1913.</i></p><br /> +<center>The ever impecunious Turk.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/021.png"> +<img src="images/021.png" width="100%" alt="SETTLED" /></a> +<h3>SETTLED.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">Dame Europa.</span> <span class="smcap">"You've always been the most troublesome boy in the school. +Now go and consolidate yourself.</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">Turkey. "Please, ma'am, what does that mean?"</span></p> +<p><span class="smcap">Dame Europa.</span> "<span class="smcap">It means going into that corner—and stopping there!</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>April 2, 1913.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk is driven to confine his energies to Asia Minor.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/022.png"> +<img src="images/022.png" width="100%" alt="DEUTSCHLAND UEBER ALLES" /></a> +<h3>"DEUTSCHLAND UEBER ALLES."</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">King of the Hellenes.</span> "<span class="smcap">Our success was, as you know, entirely due to +you.</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">German Emperor.</span> "<span class="smcap">Thanks, thanks.</span>" (<i>Aside</i>) "<span class="smcap">I suppose he can't be +referring to our organisation of the <i>Turkish</i> army.</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>September 17, 1913.</i></p><br /> +<center>The decisive defeat of the Turk by the Greeks and their Allies is a +bitter blow to Germany.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/023.png"> +<img src="images/023.png" width="100%" alt="ANOTHER PEACE CONFERENCE" /></a> +<h3>ANOTHER PEACE CONFERENCE.</h3> +<p class="author"><span class="smcap">Turkey</span> (<i>to Greece</i>). "<span class="smcap">Aha! My young friend, alone at last! Now we can +arrange a really nice treaty.</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>October 8, 1913.</i></p><br /> +<center>The Turk makes a desperate effort to get Greece into a quiet corner.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 50%"> +<a href="images/024.png"> +<img src="images/024.png" width="100%" alt="HIS MASTER'S VOICE" /></a> +<h3>HIS MASTER'S VOICE.</h3> +<p><span class="smcap">The Kaiser</span> (<i>to Turkey, reassuringly</i>). "<span class="smcap">Leave everything to me. All +you've got to do is to explode.</span>"</p> +<p><span class="smcap">Turkey.</span> "<span class="smcap">Yes, I quite see that. But where shall <i>I</i> be when it's all +over?</span>"</p><br /> +<p class="author"><i>November 11, 1914.</i></p><br /> +<center>There is, indeed, no health in the Turk.</center> +</div> + +<hr /> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Supplement to "Punch", 16th December +1914, by Various + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUPPLEMENT TO PUNCH *** + +***** This file should be named 30678-h.htm or 30678-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/0/6/7/30678/ + +Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 + The Unspeakable Turk + +Author: Various + +Release Date: December 14, 2009 [EBook #30678] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUPPLEMENT TO PUNCH *** + + + + +Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE STATUS QUO. + +TURKEY. "WILL YOU NOT STILL BEFRIEND ME?" + +BRITANNIA. "BEFRIEND YOU?--NOT WITH YOUR HANDS OF _THAT COLOUR_!" + +_September 9, 1876._] + +England indignantly protests against the atrocities committed by the +Turk in Bulgaria. + + * * * * * + +"PUNCH" OFFICE, 10 BOUVERIE STREET, LONDON, E.C. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: ONE BUBBLE MORE!! + +_January 6, 1877._] + + +The Turk, once again, makes illusory promises of Reform. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: EVERYBODY'S FRIEND! + +_March 2, 1878._] + +During the Russo-Turkish War a strict neutrality is preserved by +Germany. She is now the "friend" of the Turk. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE SUBLIME "SUPER"! + +(REHEARSAL OF GRAND MILITARY DRAMA.) + +STAGE MANAGER. "WHAT ARE _YOU_ TO DO, SIR? WHY, GET WELL TO THE BACK, +AND--_WAVE YOUR BANNER_!!!" + +_September 16, 1882._] + +The Turk makes a great show of denouncing the revolt of Arabi in Egypt. +He is not taken very seriously. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: COOPED UP! + +_October 26, 1889._] + +The Powers, despite the protests of Greece, leave it to the Turk to +restore order in the Island of Crete. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: "DEEDS--NOT WORDS!" + +JOHN BULL. "LOOK HERE,--WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR PALAVER! ARE YOU GOING +TO LET THE GIRL GO, OR HAVE WE GOT TO MAKE YOU?" + +_June 15, 1895._] + +The barbarous treatment of Armenia by the Turk compels the intervention +of England, France and Russia. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: A FREE HAND. + +THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK. "HA, HA. THERE'S NO ONE ABOUT! I CAN GET TO +BUSINESS AGAIN."] + +_January 18, 1896._] + +While England is absorbed elsewhere the Turk takes the opportunity to +commit further outrages in Armenia. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: A TURKISH BATH. + +SULTAN. "THEY GAVE IT ME PRETTY HOT IN THAT ARMENIAN ROOM! +BUT--BISMILLAH! THIS IS----PHEW!!"] + +_August 22, 1896._] + +A very "sick man" is the Turk. He goes from bad to worse. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: "TURKEY LIMITED." + +SULTAN. "MAKE ME INTO A LIMITED COMPANY? H'M--AH--S'POSE THEY'LL ALLOW +ME TO JOIN THE BOARD AFTER ALLOTMENT!" + +_November 28, 1896._] + +The Powers consider the advisability of placing the Turk "under +control." + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: TENDER MERCIES! + +DAME EUROPA (_to_ LITTLE CRETE). "DON'T CRY, MY LITTLE MAN. I'VE ASKED +THIS NICE, KIND TURKISH POLICEMAN TO STAY AND TAKE CARE OF YOU!" + +_March 13, 1897._] + +The Turk is given another chance to mend his ways. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE SLAVE OF DUTY! + +ADMIRAL JOHN BULL. "NOW THEN, OUT YOU'LL HAVE TO GO!" + +THE UNSPEAKABLE. "WHAT! LEAVE MY BEAUTIFUL CRETE IN A STATE OF DISORDER? +_NEVER!_" + +_September 24, 1898._] + +The incorrigible Turk is deprived of his power to misrule in Crete. He +is consoled by Germany. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE MITYLENE MARCH. + +(SOLO FOR THE FRENCH HORN.) + +THE SULTAN. "I DON'T LIKE SOLOS! GIVE ME THE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED EUROPEAN +CONCERTO!" + +_November 13, 1901._] + +France sends a fleet to Mitylene and compels the Turk to respect the +rights of certain French subjects. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEA. + +_September 9, 1903._] + +Trouble again confronts the Turk. Macedonia, weary of his oppression, +rises in revolt. Russia keeps an eye upon him. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE OPTIMIST. + +ABDUL HAMID. "WHAT, ALL THE FLEETS COMING HERE? THAT _WILL_ BE FUN! I +_DO_ HOPE THEY'LL HAVE FIREWORKS!" + +_November 22, 1905._] + +The Powers decide on a Naval Demonstration to compel the Turk to settle +the Macedonian difficulty. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: OUT OF BOUNDS. + +JOHN BULL. "SHOO! SHOO!" + +_May 9, 1906._] + +The Turk tries to grab a bit of Egypt, but his bluster is unsuccessful. +Under pressure he retires, as usual. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE THRONE PERILOUS. + +_July 29, 1908._] + +The condition of the Turk is very critical. Internal disorders indicate +a serious danger of collapse. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: THE SALT-WATER CURE. + +SHAH OF PERSIA. "GO ON IN, ABDUL--JUST FOR THE LOOK OF THE THING. YOU +CAN ALWAYS COME OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT." + +SICK MAN OF EUROPE. "YES, I KNOW. BUT ONE GETS SO WET!" + +_August 12, 1908._] + +The Turk makes another specious effort to amend his constitution. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: AT LAST! + +_November 27, 1912._] + +The liberation of Macedonia from the tyranny of the Turk is, at last, +accomplished. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION. + +TURKEY. "GOOD! IF ONLY ALL THOSE OTHER CHRISTIAN NATIONS GET AT ONE +ANOTHER'S THROATS, I MAY HAVE A DOG'S CHANCE YET." + +_December 4, 1912._] + +The Turk still has a gleam of hope. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: NO EFFECTS. + +BALKAN LEAGUER. "IT'S YOUR MONEY WE WANT." + +TURKEY. "MONEY, DEAR BOY? SEARCH ME!" + +_March 26, 1913._] + +The ever impecunious Turk. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: SETTLED. + +DAME EUROPA. "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE MOST TROUBLESOME BOY IN THE SCHOOL. +NOW GO AND CONSOLIDATE YOURSELF." + +TURKEY. "PLEASE, MA'AM, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" + +DAME EUROPA. "IT MEANS GOING INTO THAT CORNER--AND STOPPING THERE!" + +_April 2, 1913._] + +The Turk is driven to confine his energies to Asia Minor. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: "DEUTSCHLAND UEBER ALLES." + +KING OF THE HELLENES. "OUR SUCCESS WAS, AS YOU KNOW, ENTIRELY DUE TO +YOU." + +GERMAN EMPEROR. "THANKS, THANKS." (_Aside_) "I SUPPOSE HE CAN'T BE +REFERRING TO OUR ORGANISATION OF THE _TURKISH_ ARMY." + +_September 17, 1913._] + +The decisive defeat of the Turk by the Greeks and their Allies is a +bitter blow to Germany. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: ANOTHER PEACE CONFERENCE. + +TURKEY (_to Greece_). "AHA! MY YOUNG FRIEND, ALONE AT LAST! NOW WE CAN +ARRANGE A REALLY NICE TREATY." + +_October 8, 1913._] + +The Turk makes a desperate effort to get Greece into a quiet corner. + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: HIS MASTER'S VOICE. + +THE KAISER (_to Turkey, reassuringly_). "LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. ALL +YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS TO EXPLODE." + +TURKEY. "YES, I QUITE SEE THAT. 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