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+Title: Modern marriage and how to bear it
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+
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+
+<p class = "center">
+<a href = "#contents">Contents</a><br>
+<a href = "#part_I">Modern Marriage...</a><br>
+<a href = "#cover">Front Cover</a></p>
+
+
+</div>
+
+
+<div class = "titlepage">
+
+<h1>MODERN<br>
+MARRIAGE</h1>
+
+<h3>AND HOW TO BEAR IT</h3>
+
+<hr class = "fat">
+
+<!-- <img src = "images/coverpic.png" width = "360" height = "429"
+alt = "portrait"> -->
+
+<table class = "background"
+style = "background-image: url(images/coverpic.png); height: 429px;">
+<tr>
+<td class = "bottom header" style = "width: 1em;">
+BY<br>
+MAUD<br>
+CHURTON<br>
+BRABY</td>
+<td style = "width: 260px;">
+&nbsp;
+</td>
+<td class = "bottom right header" style = "width: 2.5em;">
+AUTHOR<br>
+OF<br>
+“DOWNWARD”</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class = "prelim">
+
+<table summary = "title page">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class = "larger">
+<b>MODERN<br>
+MARRIAGE<br>
+AND HOW TO<br>
+BEAR IT</b></p>
+</td>
+<td></td>
+<td></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td></td>
+<td>
+&emsp;<br>
+&emsp;<br>
+&emsp;<br>
+&emsp;
+</td>
+<td></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td></td>
+<td></td>
+<td>
+<img src = "images/titlepic.png" width = "99" height = "143"
+alt = "publisher's device"></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<table class = "outline" summary = "text within box">
+<tr>
+<th><a name = "reprints" id = "reprints">
+NEW SHILLING REPRINTS</a></th>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "hanging">
+<p><b>LOVE INTRIGUES OF ROYAL COURTS.</b> By <span class =
+"smallcaps">Thornton Hall</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>FALLEN AMONG THIEVES.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Stanley
+Portal Hyatt</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE UNCOUNTED COST.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Mary
+Gaunt</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>SIX WOMEN.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Victoria
+Cross</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>DOWNWARD.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Maud Churton
+Braby</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>SCARLET KISS.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Gertie de S.
+Wentworth-James</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>MISS FERRIBY’S CLIENTS.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Florence
+Warden</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>RED LOVE.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Gertie de S.
+Wentworth-James</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>MODERN MARRIAGE AND HOW TO BEAR IT.</b> By <span class =
+"smallcaps">Maud Churton Braby</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>BIOGRAPHY FOR BEGINNERS.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">G. K.
+Chesterton</span>. With 48 Illustrations.</p>
+
+<p><b>WHAT MEN LIKE IN WOMEN.</b> By the Author of “How to be Happy
+though Married.”</p>
+
+<p><b>THE SALVING OF A DERELICT.</b> By <span class =
+"smallcaps">Maurice Drake</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE NIGHT-SIDE OF LONDON.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Robert
+Mackray</span>. With 65 Pictures by <span class = "smallcaps">Tom
+Browne</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>LADY JIM OF CURZON STREET.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Fergus
+Hume</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>2835 MAYFAIR.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Frank
+Richardson</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE WILD WIDOW.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Gertie de S.
+Wentworth-James</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>LETTERS TO A DAUGHTER.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Hubert
+Bland</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE GAME OF BRIDGE.</b> By “<span class = "smallcaps">Cut
+Cavendish</span>.” With New Rules of Bridge and Auction Bridge.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE NIGHT-SIDE OF PARIS.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">E. B.
+d’Auvergne</span>. 20 Plates.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE WEANING.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">James
+Blyth</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE METHODS OF MR AMES.</b> By the Author of “John Johns.”</p>
+
+<p><b>THE HAPPY MORALIST.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Hubert
+Bland</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>THE KING AND ISABEL.</b> By the Author of “John Johns.”</p>
+
+<p><b>THE SINEWS OF WAR.</b> By <span class = "smallcaps">Eden
+Phillpotts</span> an<em>d</em> <span class = "smallcaps">Arnold
+Bennett</span>.</p>
+
+<p><b>MODERN WOMAN AND HOW TO MANAGE H<em>ER.</em></b> By <span class =
+"smallcaps">Walter Gallichan</span>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+<table class = "outline" summary = "text within box">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class = "center">
+<a name = "notices" id = "notices">
+<i><em>PR</em>ESS NOTICES OF</i></a></p>
+
+<h3>MODERN MARRIAGE<br>
+<i>And How to Bear it</i></h3>
+</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class = "center">
+PRESS NOTICES</p>
+
+<p><b>W. T. Stead in the Review of Reviews.</b>&mdash;“Mrs Maud Churton
+Braby has achieved a remarkable success. She has written an original
+book upon the most threadbare of all subjects, in which she has been as
+witty as she is wise .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. packed full of good sense, sound
+morality, and admirable advice. It is a book naked and unashamed,
+written by a woman of the world with the naïve simplicity of an innocent
+child, and arriving on the whole at conclusions worthy of any mother in
+Israel; a&nbsp;book full of profound wisdom irradiated by a pleasant wit
+and suffused with the glow of a genuine human sympathy.”</p>
+
+<p><b>“Hubert” in the Sunday Chronicle.</b>&mdash;“On the whole I
+congratulate Mrs Braby on her book .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. it is the only book
+on the subject of Modern Marriage that has not made me feel rather ill
+.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. frank, without the slightest indelicacy, and bold
+without the least impertinence .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. a real contribution
+towards the solution of an intolerably difficult problem.”</p>
+
+<p><b>Daily Telegraph.</b>&mdash;“Lively and frank . . . should prove
+instructive as well as readable and provide people with plenty to think
+about. The author has read widely, and thought deeply, and has a
+sufficiently broad mind to give her conclusions real value
+.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. should be read by all who think seriously on this most
+<em>s</em>erious subject.”</p>
+
+<p><b>Standard.</b>&mdash;“A good deal of sound thinking has gone to the
+book’s composition and it is also illumined by a very kind and tender
+spirit.”</p>
+
+<p><b>Bystander.</b>&mdash;“A clever and most entertaining volume .
+.&nbsp;. the <em>re</em>ader may be assured of much that is sage and
+sound, and much <em>th</em>at is witty.”</p>
+
+<p><b>Black &amp; White.</b>&mdash;“No one has gone so fully and
+vigorously <em>into</em> the various problems connected with marriage as
+Mrs Braby <em>in he</em>r extremely readable book .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. one of
+the most vivid and <em>origin</em>al contributions to the discussion of
+a great problem that have <em>appea</em>red for a long time.”</p>
+
+<p><b><em>Lit</em>erary World.</b>&mdash;“Very brightly written, and
+even when <em>most a</em>udacious is full of good feeling and good sense
+.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. amusing <em>and shre</em>wd .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. clever and
+stimulating.”</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+<table class = "outline" summary = "text within box">
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p class = "center smaller">
+<a name = "downward" id = "downward">&nbsp;</a><br>
+<i>BY THE SAME AUTH<em>OR</em></i></p>
+
+<h3><b>DOWNWARD:</b></h3>
+
+<p class = "center">AN ATTEMPT TO PORTRAY A<br>
+“SLICE OF LIFE.”</p>
+
+<p class = "center">
+<i>A NOVEL.</i></p>
+
+<p class = "center">
+<span class = "smallcaps">By</span> MAUD CHURTON BRABY<br>
+(<i>Author of</i> “<span class = "smallcaps">Modern Marriage and How to
+Bear it</span>.”)</p>
+
+<p class = "center largest">
+6s.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td>
+<p><span class = "dropcap">T</span><span class = "dropword">his</span>
+is a powerful study of modern life in London, and concerns the hearts
+and passions of live men and women. Being the first novel by Mrs Maud
+Churton Braby, author of that vivacious an<em>d</em> daring book,
+“Modern Marriage and How to Bear it.<em>”</em> As might be expected,
+some of the serious problems o<em>f</em> women are dealt with in its
+pages. The story concern<em>s</em> the fortunes of brilliant and
+undisciplined Dolly who, o<em>n</em> the death of her mother, an
+actress, is compelled by t<em>he</em> decree of a mysterious trustee to
+go first to a conve<em>nt-</em> school and afterwards become a hospital
+nurse. H<em>er</em> temptations and adventures at the Wimpole Street
+Nurs<em>ing</em> Home&mdash;(in&nbsp;which environment other characters
+of <ins class = "correction" title = "or ‘some’?"><em>much</em></ins>
+interest appear)&mdash;her tragic love affair, and the dep<em>ths
+to</em> which it brings her, together with her subse<em>quent</em>
+redemption, are related in a manner which ma<em>kes a</em> special
+appeal to the heart.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+</div>
+<!-- end div prelim -->
+
+<div class = "titlepage">
+<h3>MODERN MARRIAG<em>E</em><br>
+AND HOW TO BEAR IT</h3>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h6>BY</h6>
+
+<h4>MAUD CHURTON BRABY</h4>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class = "center">
+“Marriage is the origin and summit of all<br>
+civilisation.”&mdash;<span class = "smallcaps">Goethe.</span></p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class = "center">
+<i>POPULAR EDITION</i></p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h5><span class = "larger">T. WERNER LAURIE</span><br>
+CLIFFORD’S INN<br>
+LONDON</h5>
+</div>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">vii</span>
+
+<h3><a name = "contents" id = "contents">
+CONTENTS</a></h3>
+
+<table class = "toc" summary = "table of contents">
+<tr>
+<td class = "part" colspan = "3">
+<a href = "#part_I">PART I</a><br>
+<span class = "smaller">SIGNS OF UNREST</span>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr class = "smaller">
+<td><p>CHAP.</p></td>
+<td></td>
+<td><p>PAGE</p></td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapI_I">I.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE MUTUAL DISSATISFACTION OF THE SEXES</p></td>
+<td class = "number">3</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapI_II">II.</a></td>
+<td><p>WHY MEN DON’T MARRY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">14</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapI_III">III.</a></td>
+<td><p>WHY WOMEN DON’T MARRY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">26</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapI_IV">IV.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE TRAGEDY OF THE UNDESIRED</p></td>
+<td class = "number">42</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td class = "part" colspan = "3">
+<a href = "#part_II">PART II</a><br>
+<span class = "smaller">CAUSES OF FAILURE</span>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapII_I">I.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE VARIOUS KINDS OF MARRIAGE</p></td>
+<td class = "number">57</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapII_II">II.</a></td>
+<td><p>WHY WE FALL OUT: DIVERS DISCORDS</p></td>
+<td class = "number">68</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapII_III">III.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE AGE TO MARRY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">85</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapII_IV">IV.</a></td>
+<td><p>WILD OATS FOR WIVES</p></td>
+<td class = "number">89</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapII_V">V.</a></td>
+<td><p>A PLEA FOR THE WISER TRAINING OF GIRLS</p></td>
+<td class = "number">101</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapII_VI">VI.</a></td>
+<td><p>‘KEEPING ONLY TO HER’&mdash;THE CRUX OF MATRIMONY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">109</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td class = "part" colspan = "3">
+<span class = "pagenum">viii</span>
+<a href = "#part_III">PART III</a><br>
+<span class = "smaller">SUGGESTED ALTERNATIVES</span>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_I">I.</a></td>
+<td><p>LEASEHOLD MARRIAGE À LA MEREDITH</p></td>
+<td class = "number">119</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_II">II.</a></td>
+<td><p>LEASEHOLD MARRIAGE IN PRACTICE: A DIALOGUE IN 1999</p></td>
+<td class = "number">129</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_III">III.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE FIASCO OF FREE LOVE</p></td>
+<td class = "number">141</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_IV">IV.</a></td>
+<td><p>POLYGAMY AT THE POLITE DINNER-TABLE</p></td>
+<td class = "number">146</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_V">V.</a></td>
+<td><p>IS LEGALISED POLYANDRY THE SOLUTION?</p></td>
+<td class = "number">159</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_VI">VI.</a></td>
+<td><p>A WORD FOR ‘DUOGAMY’</p></td>
+<td class = "number">161</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIII_VII">VII.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE ADVANTAGES OF THE PRELIMINARY CANTER</p></td>
+<td class = "number">171</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td class = "part" colspan = "3">
+<a href = "#part_IV">PART IV</a><br>
+<span class = "smaller">CHILDREN&mdash;THE <i>CUL-DE-SAC</i> OF ALL
+REFORMS</span>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIV_I">I.</a></td>
+<td><p>TO BEGET OR NOT TO BEGET&mdash;THE QUESTION OF THE DAY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">177</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIV_II">II.</a></td>
+<td><p>THE PROS AND CONS OF THE LIMITED FAMILY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">184</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapIV_III">III.</a></td>
+<td><p>PARENTHOOD: THE HIGHEST DESTINY</p></td>
+<td class = "number">193</td>
+</tr>
+
+<tr>
+<td class = "part" colspan = "3">
+<a href = "#part_V">PART V</a><br>
+<span class = "smaller">HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH MARRIED</span>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapV_I">I.</a></td>
+<td><p>A FEW SUGGESTIONS FOR REFORM</p></td>
+<td class = "number">203</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td class = "item"><a href = "#chapV_II">II.</a></td>
+<td><p>SOME PRACTICAL ADVICE TO HUSBANDS AND WIVES</p></td>
+<td class = "number">209</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">[1]</span>
+
+<div class = "dedic">
+
+<p class = "center">
+<a name = "dedic" id = "dedic">&nbsp;</a><br>
+<span class = "smallest">TO</span><br>
+C. STANLEY CHURTON<br>
+<span class = "smallest">THE BEST FATHER IN THE WORLD<br>
+WITH DEEP GRATITUDE<br>
+FOR A LIFETIME OF LOVING-KINDNESS</span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class = "maintext">
+
+<div class = "page">
+<span class = "pagenum">[2]</span>
+
+<h3><a name = "part_I" id = "part_I">
+PART I</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">SIGNS OF UNREST</span></h3>
+
+<p>‘The Subject of Marriage is kept too much in the dark<ins class =
+"correction" title = ". missing">.&nbsp;</ins><br>
+Air it! Air it!’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;George Meredith.</span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">3</span>
+<h2>MODERN MARRIAGE</h2>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapI_I" id = "chapI_I">I</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE MUTUAL DISSATISFACTION OF<br>
+THE SEXES</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘The shadow of marriage waits, resolute and awful, at the cross-roads.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">Ever</span> since the time, nineteen years
+ago, when Mrs Mona Caird attacked the institution of matrimony in the
+<i>Westminster Review</i> and led the way for the great discussion on
+‘Is Marriage a Failure?’ in the <i>Daily Telegraph</i>&mdash;marriage
+has been the hardy perennial of newspaper correspondence, and an
+unfailing resource to worried sub-editors. When seasons are slack and
+silly, the humblest member of the staff has but to turn out a column on
+this subject, and whether it be a serious dissertation on ‘The
+Perfections of Polygamy’ or a banal discussion on ‘Should husbands have
+tea at home?’ it will inevitably
+<span class = "pagenum">4</span>
+achieve the desired result, and fill the spare columns of the papers
+with letters for weeks to come. People are always interested in
+matrimony, whether from the objective or subjective point of view, and
+that is my excuse for perpetrating yet another book on this well-worn,
+but ever fertile topic.</p>
+
+<p>Marriage indeed seems to be in the air more than ever in this year of
+grace; everywhere it is discussed, and very few people seem to have a
+good word to say for it. The most superficial observer must have noticed
+that there is being gradually built up in the community a growing dread
+of the conjugal bond, especially among men; and a condition of
+discontent and unrest among married people, particularly women. What is
+the matter with this generation that wedlock has come to assume so
+distasteful an aspect in their eyes? On every side one hears it vilified
+and its very necessity called in question. From the pulpit, the clergy
+endeavour to uphold the sanctity of the institution, and unceasingly
+exhort their congregations to respect it and abide by its laws. But the
+Divorce Court returns make
+<span class = "pagenum">5</span>
+ominous reading; every family solicitor will tell you his personal
+experience goes to prove that happy unions are considerably on the
+decrease, and some of the greatest thinkers of our day join in a chorus
+of condemnation against latter-day marriage.</p>
+
+<p>Tolstoy says: ‘The relations between the sexes are searching for a
+new form, the old one is falling to pieces.’ Among the manuscript
+‘remains’ of Ibsen, that profound student of human nature, the following
+noteworthy passage occurs: ‘“Free-born men” is a phrase of rhetoric.
+They do not exist, for marriage, the relation between man and wife, has
+corrupted the race and impressed the mark of slavery upon all.’ Not long
+ago, too, our greatest living novelist, George Meredith, created an
+immense sensation by his suggestion that marriage should become a
+temporary arrangement, with a minimum lease of, say, ten years.</p>
+
+<p>That the time has not yet come for any such revolutionary change is
+obvious, but if the signs and portents of the last decade or two do not
+lie, we may safely assume that the time <i>will</i> come, and that the
+present
+<span class = "pagenum">6</span>
+legal conditions of wedlock will be altered in some way or other.</p>
+
+<p>Fifteen years ago there was a sudden wave of rebellion against these
+conditions, and a renewed interest in the sex question showed itself in
+an outbreak of problem novels&mdash;a term which later came to be used
+as one of reproach. Perhaps the most important of these was Grant
+Allen’s <i>The Woman Who Did</i>. I can recall as a schoolgirl the
+excitement it aroused and my acute disappointment when it was forcibly
+commandeered from me by an irate governess who apparently took no
+interest in these enthralling subjects. A&nbsp;host of imitators
+followed <i>The Woman Who Did</i>; some of them entirely illiterate, all
+of them offering some infallible key to the difficult maze of
+marriage.</p>
+
+<p>Worse still was the reaction that inevitably followed, when realism
+was tabooed in fiction, and sickly romance possessed the field. <i>The
+Yellow Book</i> and similar strange exotics of the first period withered
+and died, and the cult of literature (!) for the British Home was
+shortly afterwards in full blast. There followed an avalanche of
+insufferably dull and puerile magazines, in which the
+<span class = "pagenum">7</span>
+word <i>Sex</i> was strictly taboo, and the ideal aimed at was
+apparently the extreme opposite to real life. It was odd how suddenly
+the sex note&mdash;(as&nbsp;I will call it for want of a better
+word)&mdash;disappeared from the press. Psychology was pronounced ‘off,’
+and plots were the order of the day. Many names well-known at that time
+and associated with a <i>flair</i> for delicate delineation of
+character, disappeared from the magazine contents bill and the
+publisher’s list, whilst facile writers who could turn out mild
+detective yarns or tales of adventure and gore were in clover.</p>
+
+<p>Signs are not wanting that the pendulum of public interest has now
+swung back again, and another wave of realism in fiction and inquiry
+into the re-adjustment of the conjugal bond is imminent. But the
+pendulum will have to swing back and forth a good many times however,
+before the relations between the sexes succeed in finding that new form
+of which Tolstoy speaks. What the revival I have foretold will
+accomplish remains to be seen. What did the last agitation achieve?
+Practically nothing; a&nbsp;few women may have been impelled to follow
+in the footsteps of Grant Allen’s Herminia
+<span class = "pagenum">8</span>
+to their undying sorrow, and possibly a good many precocious young
+girls, who read the literature of that day, may have given their parents
+some anxiety by their revolutionary ideas on the value of the holy
+estate. But when that trio so irresistible to the feminine heart came
+along&mdash;the Ring, the Trousseau, and the House of My Own, to say
+nothing of the solid, twelve-stone, prospective husband&mdash;which
+among these advanced damsels remembered the sermon on the hill-top?</p>
+
+<p>Yet in the fourteen years that have elapsed since the publication of
+<i>The Woman Who Did</i>, there have certainly been some changes. For
+one thing, it is still harder apparently to earn a decent living. Times
+are bad and money scarce; men are even more reluctant than before to
+‘domesticate the recording angel’ by marrying, and a type of woman has
+sprung up amongst us who is shy of matrimony and honestly reluctant to
+risk its many perils for the sake of its problematical joys. Most
+noticeable of all is the growing dissatisfaction of the sexes with each
+other. Men do not shun marriage only because of unfavourable financial
+conditions, or because
+<span class = "pagenum">9</span>
+the restrictions of wedlock are any more irksome to them than formerly,
+but because they cannot find a wife sufficiently near their ideal. Woman
+has progressed to such an extent within the last generation or two: her
+outlook has so broadened, her intellect so developed that she has
+strayed very far from man’s ideal and, consequently, man hesitates to
+marry her. There is something comic about the situation, and at Olympian
+dinner-tables I feel sure the gods would laugh at this twentieth-century
+conjugal deadlock.</p>
+
+<p>Another reason why men fall in love so much less than they used to do
+is largely due to the decay of the imaginative faculty. As for women,
+although they are in the main as anxious to marry as ever, although it
+is universally acknowledged that the modern young woman does cultivate
+the modern young man unduly, their reasons for doing so are less and
+less concerned with the time-honoured motives of love. Marriage brings
+independence and a certain social importance; for these reasons women
+desire it. H.&nbsp;B.&nbsp;Marriot Watson has put the case neatly thus:
+‘Women desire to marry <i>a</i> man; men to
+<span class = "pagenum">10</span>
+marry <i>the</i> woman.’ Nevertheless women are even now more prone to
+fall in love than are men, because they have better preserved this
+imaginative faculty, which is possibly also the cause of the
+disillusionment and discontent of wives after marriage.</p>
+
+<p>The upshot of it all is that men and women appear to have become
+antagonistic to each other. However much they love the individual of
+their fancy, a&nbsp;kind of veiled distrust seems to obtain between the
+sexes collectively, but more especially on the part of men&mdash;perhaps
+because man is more necessary to woman than woman is to man. This
+hostility towards woman is particularly noticeable in the pages of the
+press. Scarcely a week passes but some journalist of the nobler sex
+pours out his scorn for the inferior one of his mother in columns of
+masterly abuse on one score or another. Each article is followed by a
+passionate correspondence in which ‘Disgusted Dad,’ ‘Hopeless Hubby,’
+‘Browbeaten Brother,’ and the inevitable ‘Cynicus’ express high approval
+of the writer, whilst ‘Happy Mother of Seven Girls’ and ‘Lover of the
+<span class = "pagenum">11</span>
+Sex’ write to demand his instant execution and public disgrace.</p>
+
+<p>The range of men’s fault-finding is endless; one will assert that
+women are mere domestic machines, unfit companions for any intelligent
+man, and with no soul above conversation about their servants and
+children; another that they are mere blue-stockings striving after an
+unattainable intellectuality; a&nbsp;third that they are mere frivolous
+dolls without brain or heart, engrossed in the pursuit of pleasure,
+a&nbsp;fourth that they are sexless, slangy, misclad masculine
+monsters.</p>
+
+<p>Judged by the assertions of newspaper correspondents, women are at
+one and the same time preposterously masculine, contemptibly feminine,
+ridiculously intellectual, repulsively athletic, and revoltingly
+frivolous. In appearance they are either lank, gaunt, flat-footed
+lamp-posts, or else over-dressed, unnaturally-shaped, painted dolls.
+Their extravagance exhausts expletive! When they belong to the class of
+society generally denoted with a capital S, they invariably smoke,
+drink, gamble and swear. They neglect their homes and their children.
+They have little principle and less sense, no
+<span class = "pagenum">12</span>
+morals, no heart and absolutely <i>no</i> sense of humour!</p>
+
+<p>‘But,’ the observant reader may possibly exclaim, ‘there is nothing
+new about this. Woman has ever been man’s favourite grumble-vent, from
+the day when the first man got out of his first scrape by blaming the
+only available woman!’ True enough, age cannot stale the infinite
+variety of women’s misdemeanours, as viewed by men; tradition has
+hallowed the subject, custom carries it on; and probably when the last
+trump shall sound, the last living man will be found grumbling loudly at
+the abominable selfishness of woman for leaving him alone, and the last
+dead man to rise will awake cursing because his wife did not call him
+sooner!</p>
+
+<p>But formerly man’s fault-finding was more of the nature of genial
+chaff, as when we affectionately laugh at those we love. There was
+nearly always a certain good humour about his diatribes, which now is
+lacking. In its stead can be noted a bitterness, a&nbsp;distinct animus.
+Men apparently take with an ill-grace women’s rebellion against the old
+man-made conditions, and they retaliate by falling in love less
+frequently, and showing
+<span class = "pagenum">13</span>
+still more reluctance to enter the arena of matrimony.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, they get there all the same, albeit in a different
+spirit. Timorous and trembling, our faint-hearted modern lovers gird on
+their new frock-coats and step shrinkingly into the arena where awaits
+them&mdash;radiant and triumphant&mdash;the determined being whose will
+has brought them thither. No, not <i>her</i> will, but the mysterious
+will of Nature which remains steadfast and of unswerving purpose,
+indifferent to our sex-warfare and the progress of our petty loves and
+hates. The institution of marriage battered, abused, scarred with
+countless thousands of attacks, stained with the sins of centuries still
+continues to flourish, for, as Schopenhauer says; ‘<i>It is the future
+generation in its entire individual determination which forces itself
+into existence through the medium of all this strife and
+trouble.</i>’</p>
+
+<p>The <i>Will-to-Live</i> will always have the last word!</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">14</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapI_II" id = "chapI_II">II</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">WHY MEN DON’T MARRY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘If you wish the pick of mankind, take a good bachelor and a good
+wife.’</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘There is probably no other act in a man’s life so hot-headed and
+foolish as this of marriage.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Whatever may be said against marriage, it is certainly an experience.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Oscar Wilde.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">‘All</span> the men are getting married and
+none of the girls,’ a volatile lady is once reported to have said, and
+one understands what she meant to convey. In a newspaper correspondence
+on marriage I once noted the following significant passage: ‘<i>But in
+these days it is different from what it was when I was a girl. Then
+every boy had his sweetheart and every girl her chap. Now it seems to me
+the boys don’t want sweethearts and the girls can’t get chaps. For one
+youth who means honestly to marry a girl, you will find twenty whose
+game is mere flirtation, regardless
+<span class = "pagenum">15</span>
+of how the girl may be injured. The times are ungallant and they want
+mending.</i>’</p>
+
+<p>This letter is signed ‘A Workman’s Wife,’ but it bears ample evidence
+of having been written by a member of the staff, who seemed to consider
+sufficient <i>vraisemblance</i> had been given to the signature by the
+inclusion of an occasional vulgarism, such as ‘chap.’ But in spite of
+being penned to order, the statements expressed appear to be only too
+true. The times are ungallant indeed and growing more so every year.</p>
+
+<p>Not long ago I was at a cheery social gathering where the
+non-marrying tendency of modern men was being discussed. Someone put all
+the men into a good humour with the reminder that ‘by persistently
+remaining single, a&nbsp;man converts himself into a permanent public
+temptation,’ and as there were fifteen bachelors present, the
+conversation naturally became personal.</p>
+
+<p>One whom I will call Vivian, gallantly remarked that all the nice
+women were married, so he perforce remained single. I&nbsp;happen to
+know that he is deeply in love with a married woman. Another, Lucian,
+a&nbsp;very handsome and popular man of thirty,
+<span class = "pagenum">16</span>
+said he fully meant to marry some day, but wanted a few more years’
+freedom first. Dorian gravely asserted that he was waiting for my
+daughter (aged eighteen months), but being in his confidence,
+I&nbsp;know that his case is similar to Vivian’s.&nbsp;Hadrian’s health
+would make his marriage a crime; we are all aware of that fortunately,
+so no one asked him. The same discretion was observed with regard to
+Julien of whom it is well known that he has formed an ‘unfortunate’
+attachment and has practically not the right to marry. Florian was
+jilted years ago, and is shy and distrustful of the sex, which is a
+great pity, as he is the kind of man born for fireside and nursery joys,
+and would make a wife very happy.</p>
+
+<p>Of Augustin and Fabian it may be truly said that ‘the more they have
+known of the others, the less they will settle to one;’ and indeed I
+fear they have spoilt themselves for matrimony, unless there is truth in
+the old saying that a reformed rake makes the best husband. Endymion is
+altogether too ineligible, his blue eyes and broad shoulders being his
+only fortune; he makes plenty of capital out of these adjuncts: they
+bring him
+<span class = "pagenum">17</span>
+in a rich return of feminine favour, but are nevertheless hardly
+sufficient to support a wife.</p>
+
+<p>Claudian is really anxious to marry, but suffers from a fatal
+faithlessness and, as he engagingly explains, can’t love a girl long
+enough to get the preliminaries settled. One day he is sure to be caught
+by some determined and probably very unsuitable woman and led reluctant
+to the altar. Galahad won’t marry until he has found ‘the one woman,’
+and I fear he will prove a husband wasted, for poor Galahad already
+wears spectacles and a bald spot; his devotion to an unrealisable ideal
+bids fair to spoil his life.</p>
+
+<p>When I put the question to Aurelian, he smiled his evil smile, which
+makes him more like an embittered vulture than ever, and remarked that
+he was thinking over his offers and hadn’t yet decided which was the
+best. As the fact that he has been refused by seven women is well-known,
+we really rather admire the persistence of his pose as a lady-killer. He
+has even been known to write passionate letters to himself, in an
+assumed hand, and drop cleverly-manufactured tears
+<span class = "pagenum">18</span>
+here and there upon them, to give an air of greater realism to these
+amorous masterpieces, which he uses as a proof of his wild stories of
+conquest. When dry, the tears look most life-like; of course it is a
+dodge that every schoolgirl knows, but I have never known a man have
+recourse to it before, and hope never to again!</p>
+
+<p>Both Cyprian and Valerian gave as the reason for their continued
+bachelorhood, the fact that they were too comfortable as bachelors and
+had never felt the need of a wife. The latter added that if he could
+find just <i>the</i> girl, he would think it over, but as matters stood
+he preferred certainty to chance and was taking no risks. Between
+ourselves, both these two are very self-satisfied and egotistical
+persons, and I don’t think any woman has lost much by their resolve.</p>
+
+<p>The fourteenth man was Bayard, who belongs to a very exasperating
+type of philanderer. Most women of the world have met and been bored by
+him to their sorrow. It is his grievous habit to go about professing a
+yearning for matrimony of the most ideal kind, and confiding at great
+length to safely attached young matrons how he longs to
+<span class = "pagenum">19</span>
+find a home in one good woman’s heart, and what a great, pure,
+passionate, wild love he is capable of. There is something rather
+engaging about him, and his pose is naturally very attractive to
+unsuspecting spinsters. He is always getting desperately entangled, but
+makes a great parade of his poverty when the <i>affaire</i> reaches the
+critical point, and wriggles out successfully&mdash;generally without
+any too unpleasant explanation. If, however, things have gone too far
+for this, he can always make good his escape under cover of the
+‘I&nbsp;love you too much, darling, to drag you down to poverty’ plea.
+How many girls, wounded to the heart’s core, have listened to this hoary
+lie when they are more than willing to be poor, if but with him, willing
+to economise and save, and forego for his sake.</p>
+
+<p>Not, of course, that Bayard and his like inspire such devotion;
+I&nbsp;mean that the essentials of this particular excuse are given by
+very many unmarried men nowadays as the reason of their single state.
+Generally speaking, there are two main reasons why men do not marry: 1.
+Because they have not yet met a woman they care for sufficiently;
+<span class = "pagenum">20</span>
+2.&mdash;and these constitute a large majority&mdash;because they are
+too selfish. Of course men don’t spell it that way. Like Bayard, they
+say they ‘can’t afford it.’ They think of all the things they would have
+to give up&mdash;how difficult it is to get enough for their pleasure
+now, how impossible it would be then, with the support of a wife and
+potential family added; how they would hate having to knock off poker,
+find a cheaper tailor, and economise in golf balls. They shudder at the
+prospect, and decide in the expressively vulgar parlance of the day that
+it’s ‘not good enough.’ The things that are beyond price are weighed
+against the things that are bought with money&mdash;and found
+wanting!</p>
+
+<p>It would, however, be the last word of foolishness to encourage
+improvident marriages, already a source of so much misery, and of course
+my remarks do not apply to the genuine poverty of the man who really
+cannot afford to wed. For him I have a very real sympathy, since he is
+missing the best things of life probably through no fault of his own.
+The above strictures are intended solely for the man of moderate means,
+<span class = "pagenum">21</span>
+who could afford to marry if he loved himself less and some woman more.
+Five hundred a year, for instance, is a comfortable income for a
+bachelor not in the inner circle of Society. On this sum a middle-class
+man can do himself well, provided he has no particularly expensive vices
+or hobbies&mdash;but it certainly means self-denial when stretched to
+provide for a wife and two or three children. It means a small house in
+one of the cheaper suburbs, instead of a bachelor flat in town, ’buses
+instead of cabs, upper boxes instead of stalls, a&nbsp;fortnight <i>en
+famille</i> at Broadstairs instead of a month’s fishing <i>en garçon</i>
+in Norway. It means no more suppers at the Savoy, no more week-ends in
+Paris, no more ‘running’ over to Monte Carlo; but it <i>can</i> be done,
+and done happily, provided a man puts love above luxuries. Almost every
+man can afford to marry&mdash;the right woman!</p>
+
+<p>Of course, if a man has still to meet the woman of his fancy, all is
+well, but it is the despicable plea of Bayard that so incenses me. If
+men would own the truth, it would not be so bad, but, Adam-like, as
+usual, they lay the blame on women and say: ‘Girls expect so much
+nowadays, it is impossible to make
+<span class = "pagenum">22</span>
+enough money to satisfy them.’ This is one of the many lies men tell
+about women, or perhaps they are under a delusion and really believe the
+statement to be true. Let them be undeceived, girls <i>don’t</i> expect
+so much; they are perfectly willing to be poor, as I have said before,
+if only they care for the man enough. At anyrate, once they have reached
+that stage of wanting the real things of life they would sooner have
+wifehood and comparative poverty than ease and empty hearts in their
+parents’ home. They would sooner, in short, be ‘tired wives than restful
+spinsters.’</p>
+
+<p>Another delusion men spread about women is that they’re too fond of
+pleasure to settle down. How often one hears statements such as ‘Juno
+Jones wouldn’t make a good wife, she’s out all day playing golf;’ or
+‘I&nbsp;couldn’t afford to marry Sappho Smith, she’s too fond of dress
+and theatre-going.’ God bless the man! What else have the poor girls to
+do? Sappho has a taste for dainty clothes and a love for the theatre;
+she fills her empty existence with these things as far as she can; Juno
+has nothing in the wide world to do all day long, but she loves the open
+air, and so concentrates her magnificent
+<span class = "pagenum">23</span>
+energies on a game with a stick and ball, because any active part in the
+great game of life is denied her. Marry her&mdash;if she will have
+you&mdash;and see what a grand comrade she will make, and what splendid
+children she will bear you. Or marry Sappho, and you will find she will
+never want any but simple pleasures within your means, as long as you
+are kind to her and adore her as she requires to be adored. She will
+cheerfully make her own clothes, and find her greatest joy in planning
+out your income and adorning your home.</p>
+
+<p>Everyone can recall having known frivolous and pleasure-loving girls
+settle down into admirable wives whose nurseries are models and whose
+households are beyond reproach. Doubtless their friends all predicted
+disaster when these butterflies were led to the altar. I&nbsp;honestly
+believe women only want extravagant pleasures when they are miserable.
+It is generally the wretched wives, the unhappy, restless spinsters who
+run up bills and fling away money. They feel that life is cheating them
+and they must have some compensations.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to my fifteen bachelors. There only remains Florizel,
+whose attitude
+<span class = "pagenum">24</span>
+towards wedlock is a blend of that of Bayard and Claudian. He is
+genuinely eager to marry, ardent, affectionate, anxious to do right, but
+lacking in moral courage and egotistical to the point of disease.
+I&nbsp;would much like to see him happily wedded, as he then would
+doubtless quickly lose that intense self-centredness, but I question if
+any attractive woman exists who would be unselfish enough to cope with
+him in his present state of egomania. His mind is always inflamed with
+some woman or other, and he hovers about on the edge of desperate
+<i>amours</i>, anxious to fall head over ears into the sea of love and
+cast out an anchor of matrimony to hold him fast where he can swerve no
+more. Unfortunately he cannot forget himself enough to take the fatal
+plunge. With all his faults there is something very lovable about
+Florizel, and I should like to see him knocked into shape, though it
+would be a brave and patient woman who would take the task in hand.</p>
+
+<p>When all the fifteen bachelors had ceased to talk about themselves
+and settled down to bridge with the rest of the company, an old lady
+who, like myself, preferred to be a
+<span class = "pagenum">25</span>
+looker-on, came and sat beside me. ‘How they <i>do</i> talk,’ she said!
+‘But I can tell you why they don’t marry, in six words, my dear: because
+they don’t fall in love! And why don’t they fall in love? Because the
+girls are too eager; because the girls meet them all the
+way&mdash;that’s why! I’ve seven sons, all unmarried, and <i>I</i>
+know!’</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+<span class = "smallcaps">Note.</span>&mdash;It is interesting to note
+that Westermarck in his <i>History of Human Marriage</i> quotes a number
+of authorities to prove that among many ancient nations marriage was a
+religious duty incumbent upon all. Among Mohammedan people generally it
+is still considered a duty. Hebrew celibacy was unheard of, and they
+have a proverb, ‘He who has no wife is no man.’ In Egypt it is improper
+and even disreputable for a man to abstain from marriage when there is
+no just impediment. For an adult to die unmarried is regarded as a
+deplorable misfortune by the Chinese, and among the Hindus of the
+present day a man who remains single is considered to be almost a
+useless member of society, and is looked upon as beyond the pale of
+nature.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">26</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapI_III" id = "chapI_III">III</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">WHY WOMEN DON’T MARRY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘It’s a woman’s business to get married as soon as possible and a man’s
+to remain unmarried as long as he can.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;G.&nbsp;Bernard Shaw.</span></blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Marriage is of so much use to a woman, opens out to her so much of
+life, and puts her in the way of so much more freedom and usefulness,
+that whether she marry ill or well, she can hardly miss some benefit.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">‘Why</span> women don’t marry? But they
+do&mdash;whenever they can!’ the intelligent reader will naturally
+exclaim. Not ‘whenever they get the chance,’ mark you; no
+<i>intelligent</i> reader would make this mistake, though it is a common
+enough error among the non-comprehending. Most spinsters over thirty
+must have winced at one time or another at the would-be genial rallying
+of some elderly man relative: ‘What! you not married yet? Well, well,
+I&nbsp;wonder what all the young men are thinking of.’ I&nbsp;write
+<i>some man</i> advisedly, for no woman, however
+<span class = "pagenum">27</span>
+cattishly inclined, however desirous of planting arrows in a rival’s
+breast, would utter this peculiarly deadly form of insult, which,
+strangely enough, is always intended as a high compliment by the
+masculine blunderer. The fact that the unfortunate spinster thus
+assailed may have had a dozen offers, and yet, for reasons of her own,
+prefer to remain single, seems entirely beyond their range of
+comprehension.</p>
+
+<p>But the main reason why women don’t marry is obviously because men
+don’t ask them. Most women will accept when a sufficiently pleasing man
+offers them a sufficiently congenial life. If the offers they receive
+fall below a certain standard, then they prefer to remain single,
+wistfully hoping, no doubt, that the right man may come along before it
+is too late. The preservation of the imaginative faculty in women, to
+which I have previously alluded, doubtless accounts for many spinsters.
+It must also be remembered that the more educated women become, the less
+likely they are to marry for marrying’s sake as their grandmothers
+did.</p>
+
+<p>Then there are a few women, quite a
+<span class = "pagenum">28</span>
+small section, who, unless they can realise their ideal in its entirety,
+will not be content with second best. By an irony of fate, it happens
+that these are often the noblest of their sex. Yet another small section
+remain single from an honest dislike of marriage and its duties. It is
+perhaps not too severe to say that a woman who has absolutely no
+vocation for wifehood and motherhood must be a degenerate, and so
+lacking in the best feminine instincts as to deserve the reproach of
+being ‘sexless.’ This type is apparently increasing! I&nbsp;shall deal
+with it further in Part&nbsp;IV.</p>
+
+<p>Then there are those&mdash;I should not like to make a guess at their
+number&mdash;who will marry <i>any</i> man, however undesirable and
+uncongenial, rather than be left ‘withering on the stalk.’ It is an
+acutely humiliating fact that there exists no man too ugly, too foolish,
+too brutal, too conceited and too vile to find a wife. <i>Any</i> man
+can find <i>some</i> woman to wed him. In this connection, one recalls
+the famous cook, who, when condoled with on the defection of a lover,
+replied: ‘It don’t matter; thank God I can love any man!’</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">29</span>
+<p>One cannot help being amused by the serious articles on this subject
+in feminine journals. We are gravely told that women don’t marry
+nowadays because they price their liberty too high, because those who
+have money prefer to be independent and enjoy life, and those who have
+none prefer bravely wringing a living from the world to being a man’s
+slave, a&nbsp;mere drudge, entirely engrossed in housekeeping, etc.,
+etc.; and so on&mdash;pages of it! All this may possibly be true of a
+very small portion of the community, but the uncontrovertible fact
+remains that the principal reason for woman’s spinsterhood is man’s
+indifference.</p>
+
+<p>I have every sympathy with the women who wish to postpone taking up
+the heavy responsibilities of matrimony till they have had what in the
+opposite sex is termed ‘a&nbsp;fling,’ that is until they have enjoyed a
+period of freedom wherein to study, to travel, to enjoy their youth
+fully, to meet many men, to look life in the eyes and learn something of
+its meaning. But there comes a period in the life of almost every
+woman&mdash;except the aforesaid degenerate&mdash;when she feels it is
+time to ‘put away childish things,’
+<span class = "pagenum">30</span>
+and into her heart there steals a longing for the real things of
+life&mdash;the things that matter, the things that last&mdash;wedded
+love and little children, and that priceless possession, a&nbsp;home of
+one’s own.</p>
+
+<p>It is the fashion nowadays to discredit the home, and it has been
+jestingly alluded to by Mr Bernard Shaw as ‘the girl’s prison and the
+woman’s workhouse;’ but what a wonderful sanctuary it really
+is!&mdash;and exactly how much it means to a woman, only those who have
+felt the need of it can tell. In our youth, home is the place where
+hampers come from, where string and stamps and magazines grow on the
+premises, a&nbsp;place generally where love is, but nevertheless
+essentially a place we take for granted and for which we never dream of
+being grateful. Later on it is sometimes associated with irksome duties;
+to some it even becomes a place to get away from; but when we have lost
+it, how we long for it! How reverently we think of each room and the
+things that happened there; how we yearn in thought over the old garden
+and dream about the beloved trees. No matter how mean a home it may have
+been, every bit of
+<span class = "pagenum">31</span>
+it is sacred and dear&mdash;from the box-room, where on wet days we
+played at robbers, to the toolshed, where on fine days we played at
+everything under the sun. To this day if I chance on a badly-cooked
+potato it almost brings tears to my eyes, not because of its badness,
+but because it recalls the potatoes that three small children used to
+cook with gladness and eat with silent awe, in the ashes of a bonfire,
+in an old garden, long, long ago&mdash;whilst the smell of a bonfire
+itself makes me feel seven years old again!</p>
+
+<p>But whether she has a home with her parents or not, every normal
+woman longs for a home of her own, and a girl who resents even arranging
+the flowers on her mother’s dinner-table will after marriage cheerfully
+do quite distasteful housework in the place she calls her own.</p>
+
+<p>This passionate love of home is one of the most marked feminine
+characteristics; I&nbsp;don’t mean love of being <i>at</i> home, as
+modern women’s tastes frequently lie elsewhere, but love of the place
+itself and the desire to possess it. A&nbsp;great number of women marry
+solely to obtain this coveted possession. As for those who don’t, the
+advertisement
+<span class = "pagenum">32</span>
+columns of the <i>Church Times</i>, the <i>Christian World</i>, and
+other papers tell a pitiful story of their need. Ladies ‘by birth’
+(pathetic and foolish little phrase!) are willing to do almost anything
+in return for just a modest corner, a&nbsp;very subordinate place even
+in someone else’s home. They will be housekeepers, servants, companions,
+secretaries, helps for ‘a&nbsp;small salary and a home,’ and sometimes
+for no salary at all. They will pack, sew, mend, teach, supervise; they
+offer their knowledge of every kind, such as it is, their music, their
+languages, their health and strength, their subservience and all their
+virtues, real or acquired&mdash;all in return for a little food and
+fire, and the sheltering of four walls, which constitute their extreme
+need, their utmost desire&mdash;a home! Beautiful women, gifted and good
+women, sell themselves daily just to gain a home. Even Hedda Gabler,
+most degenerate of modern heroines, who shot herself rather than be a
+mother, sold herself in a loveless marriage only for a home. And yet
+constantly we read a list of trivial and fantastic reasons why women
+don’t marry!</p>
+
+<p>A girl-bachelor who was compelled to
+<span class = "pagenum">33</span>
+spend most of her time in that uncomfortable place technically known as
+‘one’s boxes,’ once told me that her greatest desire was a spot just big
+enough for a wardrobe in which to keep her spare clothes and little
+possessions. She did without a home, but she longed intensely for that
+wardrobe. ‘I&nbsp;shall have to marry Tony soon,’ she said, ‘just for
+the convenience of having room for my clothes. I&nbsp;don’t like him,
+and I want to wait till someone I do like comes, but if ever I take him,
+it will be for wardrobe room, you just see.’ I&nbsp;must add that
+‘someone’ <i>did</i> come, and she now possesses several wardrobes and
+three bouncing babies, and Tony cuts her when he meets her in the
+Park!</p>
+
+<p>This home passion is even more noticeable in that class of society
+usually referred to as the lower. I&nbsp;have occasionally employed a
+poor woman who has been in service as cook since her husband died
+nineteen years ago. All that time, she has ‘kept on the home,’
+<i>i.e.</i> a single room which contains her furniture. She has scarcely
+ever had to use the room, except for an odd day or two, and has had to
+spend much of her scanty leisure in cleaning it. For nineteen years she
+has
+<span class = "pagenum">34</span>
+paid three-and-six a week for the room sooner than sell her furniture.
+The £172 thus expended would have paid for the furniture over and over
+again. The woman quite realises the absurdity of it, but ‘I&nbsp;simply
+couldn’t part with the ’ome,’ is her explanation.</p>
+
+<p>Yet another instance. Once when staying in seaside lodgings,
+I&nbsp;had the misfortune to break a homely vessel of thick blue glass
+which had evidently begun life as a fancy jam jar, but had been
+relegated, for some reason obscure to me, to the proud position of
+mantel ‘ornament,’ if that be the term. To my surprise the worthy
+landlady wept bitterly over the pieces, and when I spoke of gorgeous
+objects wherewith to replace her treasure, explained snappishly:
+‘Nothing won’t make it good to me! Why, that there blue vorse was the
+beginning of the ’ome!’</p>
+
+<p>I must ask pardon for this digression and return to the subject in
+hand. The most depressing aspect of the question is that even if every
+man over twenty-five were married there would be still an enormous
+number of women left husbandless. This is really very
+<span class = "pagenum">35</span>
+serious, and is a condition that gives rise to many evils. To make up
+for it as far as possible, every man of sound health and in receipt of
+sufficient income ought to marry. If it is merely ‘not good’ for man to
+be alone, then it is very bad indeed for women! Every woman should have
+a man companion, a&nbsp;man to live with&mdash;if only to take the
+tickets, carry the bags and get up in the night to see what that noise
+is. Since society as at present constituted does not countenance men and
+women living together for companionship, then clearly every woman ought
+to have a husband!</p>
+
+<p>Mr Bernard Shaw has written: ‘Give women the vote and in five years
+there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.’ So there should be, subject
+to certain qualifications of age and income; this is one of the many
+matters in which we should take a lesson from the Japanese where all
+bachelors over a certain age are taxed; in France too, a&nbsp;bill, to
+this effect, is being discussed. At the time of writing, women are full
+of anticipation of being speedily enfranchised, and there is a good deal
+of talk about what use they will make of the vote. I&nbsp;regret to say
+that
+<span class = "pagenum">36</span>
+although there have been some utterly idiotic threats to abolish that
+boon to wives&mdash;the man’s club&mdash;yet so far, with one exception,
+nothing has appeared in print as to the advisability of taxing
+bachelors. The exception is a very interesting anonymous novel called
+<i>Star of the Morning</i>, which strongly advocates such a tax, among
+several other thoughtful suggestions for political reform.</p>
+
+<p>It is obviously only just that the man who is doing nothing for the
+State in the way of rearing a family should be taxed to relieve the man
+who is. We hear so much about the falling birth-rate, and the duty of
+every married couple to have a family, yet everything is done to
+discourage those who do. The professional man slaving to earn, say,
+£1000 a year, and bring up three or four children for the State, is
+taxed exactly as much as the bachelor in receipt of the same income who
+does nothing at all for the State, and can even avoid the other taxes by
+being a lodger, if he choose.</p>
+
+<p>But even if we eventually get reasonable legislation, which would
+offer rewards instead of additional burdens to those who
+<span class = "pagenum">37</span>
+do their share in keeping up the birth-rate; even if a bachelor over
+twenty-five became as rare an object in these islands as an old maid in
+a Mohammedan country, still there would be this enormous superfluity of
+spinsters. Why is it? Why should Great Britain be regarded as a paradise
+of old maids? Why should we have more spinsters than other countries? Is
+it because our colonies swallow up so many men? Then why can’t they
+swallow up an equal number of women? I&nbsp;should like this most
+important matter to be taken up by the State and an Institution for
+Encouraging Marriage started under State auspices. One of the duties of
+this institution would be to induce numbers of suitable women to
+emigrate, so as to preserve the proper balance of the sexes in the home
+country, and that every colonist might have a chance to get a wife.
+I&nbsp;heard the other day of a very ordinary colonial girl who had
+eleven men all wanting to marry her at once. Eleven men! And yet there
+are scores of charming English girls who grow old and soured without
+having had a single offer of marriage.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">38</span>
+<p>Another duty of the Institution for Encouraging Marriage would be to
+try and reach and bring together the thousands of lonely middle-class
+men and women in large towns, who are engaged at work all day and have
+no means of meeting members of the opposite sex. I&nbsp;have just been
+reading Francis Gribble’s very interesting novel, <i>The Pillar of
+Cloud</i>, in which he describes the existence of half a dozen girls in
+‘Stonor House’ one of those dreary barracks for homeless females engaged
+during the day. The frantic desire of these girls to meet men of their
+own class is painfully true, and this desire is not so much the outcome
+of young women’s natural tendency to cultivate young men, but because
+all such men to them are possible husbands, and marriage is the only way
+out from Stonor House and the joyless existence there.</p>
+
+<p>In <i>The Pathway of the Pioneer</i> published a few years ago, Dolf
+Wyllarde breaks similar ground, but her young women are more morbid and
+less frankly anxious to meet men with a view to matrimony. Both books,
+however, give one a good idea of the cheerless,
+<span class = "pagenum">39</span>
+unnatural lives led by young middle-class women, whose relatives, if
+any, are far away, and who work for their living in large
+towns&mdash;condemned almost inevitably to celibacy by these
+unfavourable social conditions.</p>
+
+<p>That large numbers of daintily-bred women should be condemned to such
+an existence is the strongest possible argument in favour of the
+establishment of two French institutions, viz., strictly limited
+families and the system of <i>dots</i>. Of late years, the former has
+been largely adopted in England, and until the latter custom also
+becomes the rule, the Institution for Encouraging Matrimony could take
+the matter in hand. Two or three unusually sensible philanthropists have
+already given their attention to this important subject, but any
+movement of this nature at once assumes too much the aspect of a
+matrimonial agency to be approved by the class for whose welfare it is
+destined. However, the I.F.E.M.&nbsp;would have to deal with this
+obstacle and conceal its real intentions under another name. I&nbsp;am
+sure if its object were sufficiently wrapped-up that refined men and
+women
+<span class = "pagenum">40</span>
+could take advantage of it without loss of self-respect&mdash;the
+response to such an institution by both sexes would be enormous.
+A&nbsp;club, ostensibly for promoting social intercourse, might be the
+solution, and subscription dances, concerts, organised excursions would
+not be difficult to arrange, and would make a source of brightness and
+interest in many drab lives. Country branches could be started if the
+thing proved a success.</p>
+
+<p>One constantly sees in the newspapers proof of the fact that there
+are a very large number of middle-class young men able and anxious to
+marry, who lack feminine acquaintances of their own social standing from
+whom to make a choice. Unfortunate <i>mésalliances</i> are often the
+result, and it seems to me a sad and wasteful thing that these
+uxoriously-inclined men cannot be brought into contact with some of the
+thousands of young women whose lives are passed in uncongenial toil and
+who are eating out their hearts in their anxiety for a home and a
+husband of their own. Until the I.F.E.M.&nbsp;becomes fact, here is
+splendid work ready to hand for a philanthropist
+<span class = "pagenum">41</span>
+of infinite tact, and large, sympathetic heart. What a chance to add to
+the sum of human joy! What a rich reward for the expenditure of but a
+little time and money!</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">42</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapI_IV" id = "chapI_IV">IV</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE TRAGEDY OF THE UNDESIRED</span></h4>
+
+<div class = "verse">
+<p>‘So man and woman will keep their trust,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;Till the very Springs of the Sea run dust.</p>
+
+<p class = "stanza">
+‘Yea, each with the other will lose and win,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;For the Strife of Love’s the abysmal Strife,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;And the Word of Love is the Word of Life.</p>
+
+<p class = "stanza">
+‘And they that go with the Word unsaid,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;Though they seem of the living, are damned and dead.’</p>
+
+<p class = "right">
+<span class = "author">&mdash;W. E. Henley.</span></p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">This</span> is a tragedy of which few men
+know the existence and certainly no man in these woman-ridden isles can
+ever have experienced. Men always treat with derision the woman anxious
+for matrimony, and gibe equally at the spinster who fails to attain it.
+Heaven alone knows why, since by men’s laws and traditions the married
+state has been made to mean everything desirable for a woman, and the
+unmarried condition everything undesirable. ‘People think women who do
+not want to marry unfeminine; people think women who do want to marry
+<span class = "pagenum">43</span>
+immodest; people combine both opinions by regarding it as unfeminine for
+women not to look longingly forward to wifehood as the hope and purpose
+of their lives, and ridiculing and <ins class = "correction" title =
+"archaic spelling unchanged (elsewhere ‘condemn’)">contemning</ins> any
+individual woman of their acquaintance whom they suspect of entertaining
+such a longing. They must wish and not wish; they must not give, and
+certainly must not withhold, encouragement&mdash;and so it goes on, each
+precept cancelling the last, and most of them negative.’<ins class =
+"correction" title = "footnote tag missing"><a class = "tag" name =
+"tag1" id = "tag1" href = "#note1">1</a></ins></p>
+
+<p>Both Mr Bernard Shaw and Mr George Moore have stated in print that
+women frequently propose to men, and several men have confided in me
+details of the proposals they have received from forward fair ones.
+I&nbsp;believe it is one of the tenets of advanced women that the sex
+that bears the child has a right to choose the husband. Although
+unpleasantly revolutionary this seems eminently sane. That the right to
+choose a mate should be open to all adults, instead of being the sole
+privilege of the most selfish and least observant sex, will possibly be
+acknowledged in the future, when the woman question shall be set at rest
+for ever.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">44</span>
+<p>In those far-off days there will, let us hope, be no more tragedy of
+the undesired. It seems almost indelicate to apply this phrase to the
+noble army of British spinsters, for the most part dignified, worthy
+women, comprising ratepayers, householders, philanthropists,
+mothers-in-all-but-fact&mdash;working parochially, among the poor, in
+hospitals, schools, homes, offices, and studios&mdash;on public bodies,
+on the staff of newspapers&mdash;generally cheerful and helpful,
+sometimes clever, often charming, occasionally a little narrow perhaps,
+but on the whole upholding the best traditions of their sex, and of
+course <i>never</i> admitting that they would like to have married. Deep
+in their own hearts, however, almost all of them must feel the sadness
+of their unfulfilment, comfort themselves how they may with other
+interests. Those that have engrossing occupations should be thankful,
+for the woman whose whole heart is set on finding a husband and who
+fails to attain this object generally becomes fretful, bitter,
+disappointed and useless in every way. But women whose minds are
+sufficiently broad to hold other ideals than the matrimonial one find
+other work to do, and do it
+<span class = "pagenum">45</span>
+capably and faithfully. Loving and sympathetic women are always wanted.
+Marriage is not essential to such a woman’s life, though it may be to
+the highest development of her happiness.</p>
+
+<p>Again, the large number of women who have had chances of marrying can
+comfort themselves that they chose to be single for their ideal’s
+sake&mdash;or for whatever the reason was. Larger still is the number of
+those possessing the non-marrying temperament of which Bernard Shaw has
+written: ‘Barren&mdash;the Life-Force passes it by.’ This rarely
+troubles them; they have a host of minor pleasures and interests which
+suffice; no storms of feeling, no pangs of stifled mother-longing ruffle
+the placid surface of their lives. The real tragedy of the undesired
+does not touch either of these classes; it is reserved in all its
+poignancy for those who belong to the type of the <i>grande
+amoureuse</i>, whom lack of opportunity generally, lack of
+attractiveness sometimes, has prevented from fulfilling the deepest need
+of their nature.</p>
+
+<p>I once met at a hotel on the Riviera an elderly spinster who was
+always incredibly depressed. However bravely shone the sun,
+<span class = "pagenum">46</span>
+however fair seemed the world in that fairest spot, nothing had the
+power to cheer her. I&nbsp;tried once to get her to join in an excursion
+which a party of us were going to make on donkey-back to a neighbouring
+village in the hills, but she refused. Another time I invited her to
+accompany me to the rooms at Monte Carlo, but she again refused, and
+after several well-meant efforts on my part to cheer her had led to the
+same result, the poor soul told me in hesitating words that she shunned
+gay places and lively gatherings. ‘They always make me discontented and
+remind me of what I might have had; it brings home to me the&mdash;what
+shall I call it?&mdash;the <i>tragedy of the might-have-been</i>.’ I
+understood what she meant, and no further words on the subject passed
+between us, much to my relief, as confidences of this nature are very
+painful to both sides. My readers will probably despise this poor lady
+as morbid, selfish and unbalanced. Possibly they are right, but the
+sadness of an empty heart, a&nbsp;lonely life, was the cause of her
+warped nature. Fortunately hers is an extreme case; the majority of
+spinsters I imagine can take a delight in seeing girls
+<span class = "pagenum">47</span>
+happy, and are generally deeply interested in the love affairs of
+others. I&nbsp;recall a beautiful line of Fiona Macleod’s to the effect
+that ‘a&nbsp;secret vision in the soul will hallow life.’ This will
+suffice to keep many spinsters happy&mdash;the memory of some love and
+tenderness, a&nbsp;romance of some kind to sweeten life; women
+need&nbsp;it.</p>
+
+<p>To give another instance: a woman once asked me why men fell in love.
+‘I&nbsp;wonder if you can tell me what it is about women that makes men
+propose to them,’ she said. ‘I’ve known numbers of plain women married
+and numbers of penniless ones, and some quite horrid ones without a
+single quality likely to make a man happy, yet there must have been
+<i>something</i> about them that attracted&mdash;some reason
+for&nbsp;it.’</p>
+
+<p>She went on to tell me in such a pathetic way how she longed to have
+a home and a ‘nice, kind man,’ to care for her, and yet no man had ever
+asked her; no man had ever desired her or looked on her with love; she
+had never known the clasp of a man’s passionate arms, nor the ecstasy of
+a lover’s kiss. It seemed very strange to me,
+<span class = "pagenum">48</span>
+strangely painful and horribly humiliating. I&nbsp;could scarcely bear
+to look at her while she told me these things.</p>
+
+<p>‘I would make a man so happy,’ she said, and her mournful dark eyes
+filled with tears; she had rather fine eyes, and was quite a
+nice-looking woman with a most sweet and gentle manner. ‘I&nbsp;would be
+so good to him,’ she went on; ‘I’d simply live for him. I&nbsp;try to
+put it out of my mind, but as I grow older, and it’s more hopeless,
+I&nbsp;think of it more and more and sometimes I feel I shall go mad
+with the misery of it. The future is so utterly grey and it’s all so
+unjust. I’m so fitted for love, and now my life’s going and I’ve had
+nothing, <i>nothing</i>!’</p>
+
+<p>She wept bitterly and I wept too in sympathy with her. Curiously
+enough, this woman was not only attractive, as I have said, and anxious
+to please, and thoroughly feminine, but she had had ample opportunities
+of meeting men. I&nbsp;suppose she lacked what the Scotch peasant-woman
+called the ‘<i>come hither in the ’ee</i>’&mdash;some subtle
+sex-magnetism which had been possessed by those ‘plain, penniless, and
+horrid women’ whom she talked about. Or perhaps it was that the
+<span class = "pagenum">49</span>
+‘will to live’ was absent and therefore no mate came to the woman.</p>
+
+<p>There are thousands of women who feel the same, though in most cases
+they would scorn to own it. We hear a good deal of man’s right to live;
+what about woman’s right to love? Women are so constituted that the need
+for loving and being loved is the strongest factor of their being, the
+essential of their existence. All over the country there are lonely
+women of every class, leisured and working women, pretty and plain, good
+and bad, who are hungering and thirsting for love, for a man to take
+care of them, for the right to wifehood and the thrice blessed right to
+motherhood. In the Press the parrot cry of men echoes ceaselessly:
+‘Women shouldn’t meddle in politics; women shouldn’t do this or
+that&mdash;let them mind their homes and their children.’ But the
+restless women who do these things have generally no homes or children
+to mind; what is the use of preaching the sacredness of motherhood when
+you will not allow them to be mothers? To what end prate of the duties
+of wifehood when you do not ask them to be wives?</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">50</span>
+<p>It is a well-known physiological fact that numbers of women become
+insane in middle life who would not have done so if they had enjoyed the
+ordinary duties, pleasures and preoccupations of matrimony&mdash;if
+their women’s natures had not been starved by an unnatural celibacy.
+This is not a suitable subject to go into here, but I recommend it to
+the attention of my more thoughtful readers and those who concern
+themselves with the amelioration of the wretched social conditions of
+our glorious twentieth-century civilisation.</p>
+
+<p>Hardest of all is the case of the woman who longs not merely for
+wifehood and ‘a&nbsp;kind man,’ but more especially for motherhood, the
+bitter-sweet crown of the sex that celibate priests preach ceaselessly
+as woman’s first duty and highest good, but which thousands of women in
+this country are debarred from fulfilling! Surely no bitterness must be
+so poignant as the bitterness of the woman who longs for
+motherhood&mdash;ceaselessly in her ears the Life Force is calling, and
+deep in her heart the dream children are stirring, crying, ‘Give us
+life! give us life!’ becoming more importunate every
+<span class = "pagenum">51</span>
+year, as each year finds the divine possibilities unrealised.</p>
+
+<p>I often think how everything combines to torment a generous-hearted,
+full-blooded, mother-woman whose nature is starved thus. She has, of
+course, to suppress all emotion on the subject, to hold her head high,
+and endure with a smile the ‘experienced’ airs of girls, much younger
+than herself, who happen to wear that magical golden ring that changes
+all life for a woman; to pretend generally that she has no wish to
+marry, never had, and could have if she chose, to laugh at this page if
+she should happen to read it, and call the writer a morbid
+idiot&mdash;in short, she always has to act a part before a world which
+professes to find exquisitely humorous the fact of a woman being cheated
+out of the birthright of her sex. Every paper and book she picks up
+nowadays contains some reference to the glories of motherhood, the joys
+of love. Music, pictures, novels and plays, all speak of sex fulfilled
+and triumphant, not starved and denied like hers. The same principle is
+everywhere in Nature&mdash;the sky, the sea, the flowers, the green
+trees, the sound of summer rain&mdash;all beautiful sights
+<span class = "pagenum">52</span>
+and sounds have the same meaning, the same burden, the same sharp sting
+for her. If she is inclined to be morbid, every child’s face seen in the
+street turns the knife in the wound; every sweet baby’s cooing is
+another pang. ‘Not for me&mdash;not for me!’ must be the perpetual
+refrain in her mind. Her arms are empty, her heart is cold; she belongs
+to the vast, sad army of the undesired.</p>
+
+<p><i>Do you wonder the madhouses are full of single women?</i></p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+<span class = "smallcaps">Note.</span>&mdash;A clever and delightful
+friend of mine, a spinster by choice, takes exception to my views on the
+single estate. I&nbsp;should be deeply grieved if any words of mine were
+to cause pain to other women. I&nbsp;have said before that some of the
+best women are spinsters, which is sad to a believer in marriage like
+myself. Two of the sweetest and noblest women I know are unmarried; one
+of them especially seems absolutely without a thought of self, and has
+worked hard for others all her life, giving her powers of brain and body
+to their utmost limit, and the treasures of her beautiful heart
+generously
+<span class = "pagenum">53</span>
+and without stint. I&nbsp;beg my readers to note that I have tried to
+differentiate between those spinsters who do not want to marry and those
+who do; between the rich spinster who can command all the amenities of
+life, and the poor one compelled to a relentless and unceasing round of
+uncongenial toil. Still more do I wish to distinguish between the placid
+contented woman who can adapt herself to circumstances and find a quiet
+sort of happiness in any life&mdash;and the less well-balanced, more
+passionate natures, with deeper desires and an imperious need of loving.
+It is this need of loving stifled, crushed and fought against that
+awakens my profound compassion&mdash;a compassion which my friend
+informs me is wasted and misplaced. My readers must judge.</p>
+
+
+<!-- 54 -->
+
+<div class = "page">
+
+<span class = "pagenum">55</span>
+
+<h3><a name = "part_II" id = "part_II">
+PART II</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">CAUSES OF FAILURE</span></h3>
+
+<p>‘For Marriage is like Life in this, that it is a field of battle, not
+a bed of roses.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Marriage is to me apostasy, profanation of the sanctuary of my soul,
+violation of my manhood, sale of my birthright, shameful surrender,
+ignominious capitulation, acceptance of defeat.’&mdash;<i>Man and
+Superman.</i></p>
+
+<p>‘A wise man should avoid married life, as though it were a burning
+pit of live coals.’&mdash;<i>Dhammika Sutta.</i></p>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<!-- 56 -->
+<span class = "pagenum">57</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapII_I" id = "chapII_I">I</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE VARIOUS KINDS OF MARRIAGE</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Marriage is the great mistake that wipes out the smaller stupidities of
+Love.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Schopenhauer.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">In</span> one of his essays Stevenson says:
+‘I am so often filled with wonder that so many marriages are passable
+successes, and so few come to open failure, the more so as I fail to
+understand the principle on which people regulate their choice.’</p>
+
+<p>Out of the chaos which envelops this ‘principle’ four special motives
+seem to stand out, and we can therefore roughly divide the marriages
+that take place into five sections thus&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class = "inset">
+<p>1. The Marriage of Passion.</p>
+<p>2. The Marriage of Convenience.</p>
+<p>3. Marriage for a Purpose.</p>
+<p>4. Haphazard Marriage.</p>
+<p>5. The Marriage of Affection.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class = "space">
+<i>The Marriage of Passion.</i>&mdash;One of Mr
+<span class = "pagenum">58</span>
+Somerset Maugham’s characters in <i>The Merry-Go-Round</i> says: ‘I’m
+convinced that marriage is the most terrible thing in the world, unless
+passion makes it absolutely inevitable.’ Although a profound admirer of
+Mr Maugham’s work, here I find myself entirely at variance with him.
+Most of the mad, unreasonable matches are those which ‘passion makes
+inevitable.’ Theoretically this is one of the most promising types of
+marriage&mdash;in practice it proves the most fatally unhappy of all.
+‘They’re madly in love with each other, it’s an ideal match’ is a
+comment one often hears expressed with much satisfaction, but it is a
+painful fact that these desperate loves lead very frequently to disaster
+and divorce. Most of the miserable married couples personally known to
+me were ‘madly in love’ with each other at the start.</p>
+
+<p>Is it to be wondered at when one considers the matter? Nature, who
+seldom makes a mistake where primitive mankind is concerned is by no
+means infallible when dealing with the artificial conditions of our
+Western civilisation. In the East where greater sex licence is allowed,
+it seems quite safe to trust
+<span class = "pagenum">59</span>
+Nature and follow the instincts she implants. Not so in our hemisphere.
+The young man and maid who fall under passion’s thrall are temporarily
+blind and mad; their judgment is obscured, their reasoning powers
+non-existent, nothing in the world seems of the slightest importance
+except the overwhelming necessity <i>to give</i> themselves&mdash;<i>to
+possess</i> the beloved, the being who has fired their blood.</p>
+
+<p>If the Fates are cruel, these two are permitted to rush into
+matrimony. Nature has worked her will and pays no more heed. She is
+well-satisfied: the children born of these unions of utter madness are
+generally the finest and strongest, and what else does Nature care
+about? But for the young couple?&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Gradually the
+roseate clouds lift, the intoxicating fumes are wafted away&mdash;the
+rapture subsides, and each awakes from the effects of the most potent
+drug in the universe to find a very ordinary young person at their
+side&mdash;and around them a chain which men name ‘Forever!’</p>
+
+<p>Unhappy indeed are these two if, when they stand facing each other
+over passion’s grave, there proves to be no link at all
+<span class = "pagenum">60</span>
+between them except the memory of the madness that has died. Fortunately
+this is by no means always the case, but <ins class = "correction" title
+= "punctuation unchanged: may need comma after ‘is’">when it is</ins> a
+very unhappy married life must inevitably follow. Schopenhauer gives as
+the reason for such matches proving unhappy the fact that their
+participants look after ‘the welfare of the future generation at the
+expense of the present,’ and quotes the Spanish proverb, ‘He who marries
+for love must live in grief.’ From the point of view of the individual’s
+interest, and not that of the future generation, it certainly seems a
+mistake to wed the object of intense desire unless there is also
+spiritual harmony, community of tastes and interests, and many other
+points of union in common. But under the influence of suppressed passion
+people lose their clearness of mental vision and are therefore more or
+less incapable of judging.</p>
+
+<p>Let there be passion in marriage by all means&mdash;so far I entirely
+agree with Mr Maugham&mdash;but let it be merely the outer covering of
+love&mdash;a garment of flame the embrace of which is ecstasy indeed,
+but which, when it has burnt itself away, still leaves love a solid form
+of joy and beauty, erect beneath
+<span class = "pagenum">61</span>
+its ashes. ‘Real friendship,<ins class = "correction" title = "’ missing">.
+</ins>founded on harmony of sentiment, does not exist until
+the instinct of sex has been extinguished.<a class = "tag" name = "tag2"
+id = "tag2" href = "#note2">2</a></p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+<i>Marriages of Convenience</i> are of two kinds, the wholly sordid,
+when money, social position, or some personal aggrandisement has been
+the motive on one or both sides, without any basis of affection; and the
+partially-sordid, when these reasons are modified by some existing
+affection or liking. In this category come the people who marry
+principally in the interests of their business or profession, such as
+the barrister who weds the solicitor’s daughter, or the young doctor who
+marries into the old doctor’s family. In this connection one recalls the
+father who advised his sons not to marry for money, but to love where
+money was. No doubt the possession of a little money or ‘influence’ is
+an added attraction to a maiden’s charm in the eyes of the go-ahead
+young man of to-day; and considering how hard it appears to be to earn a
+living nowadays one cannot altogether blame them&mdash;distressing as it
+seems from the sentimental
+<span class = "pagenum">62</span>
+point of view. I&nbsp;don’t believe, however, that there are so many
+wholly sordid marriages outside the confines of the set generally
+prefixed as ‘smart.’ People who are not members of this glittering
+circle are already sufficiently shy of matrimony nowadays, and are
+afraid of the enormous additional handicap such a match would carry. Of
+course these unions are almost inevitably miserable failures, and one
+wonders what else the victims could have expected.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+We now come to the third division, <i>Marriage for a Purpose</i>. These
+matches are distantly allied with the partially-sordid, but there is
+nothing sordid about them, as they are frequently undertaken from the
+highest motives. In this class are the widowers who wed for the sake of
+their children, the spinsters whose motive is their desire for
+motherhood, the men and women who marry to possess a home, or for the
+sake of companionship. All these reasons are justifiable enough, and
+people who embark on matrimony with a set purpose generally take it very
+seriously, and determine to
+<span class = "pagenum">63</span>
+make a success of it. Such marriages often prove extremely happy,
+perhaps for the very reason that so little is asked. The spirit of
+contentment is an excellent influence in married life, since love is
+often killed by its own excessive demands, as I shall endeavour to show
+later.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+<i>Haphazard Marriages</i> seem to me the best way to describe those
+unions into which men drift without any special reason, sometimes almost
+against their own wish. Nature does not care how the young people come
+together as long as they do come, and sometimes a man finds himself
+drifting into matrimony almost before he is aware. I&nbsp;write a ‘man’
+advisedly as women never <i>drift</i> into wifehood. In these cases it
+is generally their set and deliberate purpose that has steered the man
+into the conjugal harbour unknown to him. He has merely followed the
+line of least resistance and found to his surprise that it leads to the
+altar. Mr Bernard Shaw has given a very amusing, and, in spite of
+itself, convincing, picture of this manœuvring in <i>Man and
+Superman</i>, where he also expresses his conviction
+<span class = "pagenum">64</span>
+that ‘men, to protect themselves .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. have set up a feeble,
+romantic conviction that the initiative in sex business must always come
+from the man .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. but the pretence is so shallow, so unreal
+that even in the theatre, that last sanctuary of unreality, it imposes
+only on the inexperienced. In Shakespeare’s plays the woman always takes
+the initiative. In his problem plays and his popular plays alike the
+love interest is the interest of seeing the woman hunt the man
+down.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. The pretence that women do not take the
+initiative is part of the farce. Why, the whole world is strewn with
+snares, traps, gins, and pitfalls for the capture of men by women. It is
+assumed that the woman must wait motionless to be wooed. Nay, she often
+does wait motionless. That is how the spider waits for the fly. The
+spider spins her web. And if the fly, like my hero, shows a strength
+that promises to extricate him, how swiftly does she abandon her
+pretence of passiveness, and openly fling coil after coil about him
+until he is secured for ever!’</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+<i>The Marriage of Affection.</i>&mdash;‘Do you
+<span class = "pagenum">65</span>
+know any thoroughly happy couples?’ says one of the characters in
+<i>Double Harness</i>.</p>
+
+<p>‘Very hard to say. Oh, ecstasies aren’t for this world, you
+know&mdash;not permanent ecstasies. You might as well have permanent
+hysterics. And, as you’re aware, there are no marriages in heaven. So
+perhaps there’s no heaven in marriages either.’</p>
+
+<p>These sentiments are of a nature to disgust and irritate the ignorant
+girl of twenty by their callous unreality in her eyes, and to delight
+the experienced woman of, say, thirty, by their profound truth in
+hers&mdash;so utterly do one’s ideas about life change in the course of
+ten years or&nbsp;so!</p>
+
+<p>Sixty years ago George Sand wrote: ‘You ask me whether you will be
+<ins class = "correction" title = "text reads ‘hapy’">happy</ins> thro’
+love and marriage. You will not, I&nbsp;am fully convinced, be so in
+either the one or the other. Love, fidelity, maternity are nevertheless
+the most important, the most necessary things in the life of a
+woman.’</p>
+
+<p>To the same effect writes R. L. Stevenson when he says: ‘I suspect
+Love is rather too violent a passion to make in all cases a good
+domestic character.’ Of course no very young people will believe this,
+but it is a
+<span class = "pagenum">66</span>
+horrid sordid truth that, as a rule, the happiest marriages are those in
+which the couple do not love too intensely. I&nbsp;am speaking of solid,
+workaday happiness, not of ecstasies and raptures. The excessive claims
+made by passionate love and the fevered state of mind it produces are
+often the cause of its shipwreck. ‘If I am horrid, darling,’ a&nbsp;girl
+once said to her lover, when trying to make up a quarrel she herself had
+brought about, ‘it’s only because I love you so intensely.’ ‘Then, for
+God’s sake, love me less, and treat me better,’ snapped the outraged
+lover, and we can but sympathise with him.</p>
+
+<p>I have purposely used the word <i>Affection</i> in this division, in
+place of one signifying a greater degree of feeling, and I
+unhesitatingly state that generally speaking, the most successful
+marriages are those which&mdash;‘when the first sweet sting of love be
+past, the sweet that almost venom is,’ develop into the temperate,
+unexacting, peaceful and harmonious unions which come under this
+heading. To the ardent youths and maidens&mdash;restless seekers after
+the elusive joy of life&mdash;who will have none of this prosaic and
+<span class = "pagenum">67</span>
+inglorious counsel, and who are prepared to stake their all on the
+belief that the first sweet sting of love is going to last for ever,
+I&nbsp;say: Get your roses-and-raptures over some other way; don’t look
+for romance in marriage or, unless your case prove the exception to the
+rule, you will inevitably make a terrible mistake!&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.
+Oh, don’t ask <i>me</i> how it is to be done, but remember what I say,
+and don’t marry until the quiet, sober, beautiful and restful affection
+you now scorn becomes in your eyes a haven of peace from the storm and
+stress of life, and the highest good it contains.</p>
+
+<p>Another reason why the Marriage of Affection is the most likely to
+prove a success is because mutual respect enters so largely into its
+composition, and how enormously important this is in the holy estate,
+none can realise until they marry. I&nbsp;shall have more to say later
+about the urgent necessity for respect in married life.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">68</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapII_II" id = "chapII_II">II</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">WHY WE FALL OUT: DIVERS DISCORDS</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘And yet when all has been said, the man who should hold back from
+marriage is in the same case with him who runs away from battle.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">We</span> have discussed those types of
+marriage more or less doomed to failure from the outset, and now come to
+the reason why so many matches prove unhappy when apparently every
+circumstance has been favourable.</p>
+
+<p>It was Socrates, I think, who said: ‘Whether you marry or whether you
+remain unmarried, you will repent it.’ The people who assert that
+marriage is a failure seem to lose sight of the fact that the estate was
+not ordained for the purpose of happiness, but to meet the necessities
+of society, and so long as these necessities are fulfilled by marriage,
+then the institution must be pronounced successful, however unhappy
+married people may&nbsp;be.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">69</span>
+<p>If the reasons ‘why we fell out, my wife and I,’ were to be
+considered exhaustively, the subject would overflow the bounds of this
+modest volume and run into several hundred giant tomes; indeed I believe
+an entire library could be filled with books on this matter alone. Ever
+since Adam and Eve had a few words over their dessert, husbands and
+wives have gone on quarrelling continuously and the humble philosopher
+who said that certain people quarrelled ‘bitter and reg’lar, like man
+and wife,’ was merely describing a condition that habit had made
+familiar to him.</p>
+
+<p>As with the rest of life, in matrimony it is the little things that
+count, and the frail barque of married happiness founders principally on
+the insignificant, half-perceived rocks&mdash;the little jealousies,
+little denials, little irritations, little tempers, little biting words,
+which by degrees wear so many little holes in the stern that at last an
+irreparable leak is sprung and the ship goes down in the next storm. The
+big obstacles make a worse crash when they <i>do</i> get in the way, but
+they can be seen from afar and steered clear&nbsp;of.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">70</span>
+<p>A miserable husband who had come to the parting of the ways (having
+started in the madly-in-love section), once confided in me that the
+bitter and terrible quarrels between him and his wife always began for
+some utterly trivial reason, generally because he did not admire her
+clothes! Could anything be more pitifully absurd? ‘Then why,’
+I&nbsp;asked, ‘as you’re so anxious to keep the peace, do you volunteer
+any criticism at all?’ ‘Oh, I&nbsp;never do,’ was the answer. ‘She asks
+me my opinion of a new gown, say, and gets angry when it’s unfavourable.
+Then of course I get angry too, I’m no saint, and presently we come to
+curses and words that sting like blows. Then I clear out for a couple of
+days, and of course there’s the devil to pay when I go back, and it
+begins all over again. Why, this present row has lasted five weeks or
+so, and in the beginning it was simply because I said I didn’t like the
+ostrich feather in her hat!’</p>
+
+<p>Again: I once met at a race-meeting a school-friend, long lost sight
+of, whom I had last seen as a newly-wedded wife, loving and beloved. She
+was now very much changed, hard and haggard of face. I&nbsp;asked
+<span class = "pagenum">71</span>
+after the man I remembered as a radiant bridegroom.</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh, he’s gone the way of all husbands,’ she said, with a sigh;
+‘liver, my dear.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Do you mean he’s dead?’ I asked, shocked and pained.</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh, dear, no, he’s alive enough, but he’s developed liver and that’s
+killed our love,’ was the cynical reply.</p>
+
+<p>It had. Devotion and dyspepsia are hard to reconcile and my friend’s
+husband had developed a nasty knack of throwing his dinner in the fire
+whenever it displeased him, a&nbsp;habit hardly conducive to home
+happiness.</p>
+
+<p>Food, as a fact, is one of the chief sources of friction in married
+life. It sounds farcical, but I am perfectly serious. Food, the ordering
+and cooking of it and the subsequent paying for it, is one of the great
+tragedies of a wife’s existence. Time, the great healer, mercifully
+deadens the intensity of this anguish, and matrons of fifty or so can
+face the daily burden of food-ordering with something like indifference.
+But to a woman who has not yet reached the fatal landmark aptly
+described as ‘the same age as everybody else, namely, thirty-five,’ it
+is the
+<span class = "pagenum">72</span>
+greatest cross, whilst many a bride has had her early married life
+totally ruined by the horrid and ever recurring necessity of finding
+food for her partner. Men make fun of women because their dinner, when
+alone, so often consists of an egg for tea, but women have such a
+constitutional hatred of food-ordering, inherited, no doubt, from a long
+line of suffering female ancestry, that the majority of them would
+gladly live on tea and bread-and-butter for the rest of their lives
+sooner than face the necessity of daily meditating on a menu. For this
+reason I believe vegetarian husbands are particularly desirable, since
+the whole principle of food-reform is simplicity. Those who go in for it
+acquire an entirely fresh set of ideas on the importance of food, and
+become quite pathetically easily pleased. I&nbsp;know a woman whose
+husband is a vegetarian and she declared that the food question, so
+disturbing a factor in most homes, had never caused her a single tear,
+or frown, or angry word, or added wrinkle. She assured me that her
+husband would cheerfully breakfast off a banana, lunch off a lettuce,
+dine on a date and sup on a salted almond. When the
+<span class = "pagenum">73</span>
+house was upset on the occasion of a large evening party and there were
+no conveniences for the ordinary family dinner, the creature actually
+ate cheese sandwiches in the bathroom, by way of a dinner, and was quite
+pleased to do so, moreover! I&nbsp;could scarcely credit it at first,
+but it was really true.</p>
+
+<p>Of the many paltry little causes for friction in married life
+incompatibility of temperature has doubtless been a very fruitful source
+of dissension. If one shivers when the window is opened and the other is
+a fresh-air faddist and can’t breathe with it shut, an endless vista of
+possibilities of unhappiness is opened out. It was, I&nbsp;believe,
+Napoleon’s second wife, Marie Louise, who always got rid of her husband
+when she wished to, by merely keeping her apartments cold. The great man
+was only comfortable in a very hot room with a blazing fire.</p>
+
+<p>That grievous deficiency, no sense of humour, is another of the tiny
+little rocks on which married happiness often splits. This is natural
+enough, since an absence of this priceless quality is about the worst
+deprivation a traveller on life’s journey can suffer from. Among men the
+conviction is
+<span class = "pagenum">74</span>
+rife that women invariably suffer thus, but I think we can afford to
+leave them this delusion, since it affords them so much satisfaction. At
+one time I had a journalist friend of a painfully stodgy and unusually
+depressing literary habit. This poor soul fancied his vein was humour,
+and from him I have often endured the reading aloud of the dreariest
+laboured pages of japes and jests, which to his thinking were sparkling
+with wit. My patient, long-suffering listening only brought bitter
+derision for my alleged lack of humorous perception, but my criticism
+inspired the young man to write a cynical article on ‘Women and Humour,’
+of the kind that editors&mdash;being men&mdash;delight in, and for which
+he consequently got well paid.</p>
+
+<p>As a fact, the things that amuse men frequently fail to amuse women
+and <i>vice versâ</i> but it is surely illogical to deduce from this
+that women’s humorous sense is inferior to men’s&mdash;or non-existent.
+As, however, this apparently insignificant question is of such
+importance in life generally, whether it be in a palace, a&nbsp;convent,
+a&nbsp;villa or a workhouse&mdash;I think a wife would be well-advised
+to
+<span class = "pagenum">75</span>
+assume amusement if she feels it not, laugh with her lord even when she
+doesn’t see the point, and cultivate indifference when he fails to laugh
+with her.</p>
+
+<p>Writers on marriage seem to have paid very little attention to this
+important point. Stevenson is one of the exceptions: ‘That people should
+laugh over the same sort of jest,’ he says, ‘and have many an old joke
+between them which time cannot wither or custom stale is a better
+preparation for life, by your leave, than many other things higher and
+better-sounding in the world’s ears. You could read Kant by yourself, if
+you wanted; but you must share a joke with someone else.’</p>
+
+<p>In a beautiful poem, Stephen Phillips describes how a bereaved lover
+can think calmly of his dead, when he looked at her possessions, the
+things she had worn, even when he read her letters; and her saddest
+words had no power to pain him, but when he came&nbsp;to&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class = "verse">
+<p>‘A hurried, happy line!</p>
+<p>A little jest too slight for one so dead:</p>
+<p>This did I not endure&mdash;</p>
+<p>Then with a shuddering heart no more I read,’</p>
+</div>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">76</span>
+<p>In truth, the little joke shared, the old allusion at which both are
+accustomed to laugh, is a more potent bond than many a deeper feeling.
+One can recall these trifles long after one has forgotten the poignant
+moments of passion, the breathless heartbeats, the wild embraces which
+at the time seemed to promise such deathless memories. All, all are
+forgotten, but the silly little joke has still the power to bring tears
+to our eyes if the one with whom we shared it is lost to&nbsp;us.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+A great many people are wretched who would have been perfectly happy
+with another partner. ‘In the inequalities of temperament lies the main
+cause of unhappiness in marriage. Want of harmony in tastes counts for
+much, but a misfit in temperament for more.’ So ludicrously mismated are
+some couples that one wonders how they could ever have dreamed of
+finding happiness together. This again is frequently the fault of our
+absurd conventions, which make it so difficult for single young men and
+women to really get to know each other. However, things have improved so
+much in this direction during the
+<span class = "pagenum">77</span>
+last decade or two that we ought not to grumble, but, even now, if a man
+show a decided preference for a girl’s company his name is at once
+coupled with hers in a manner which can but alarm a youth devoid of
+matrimonial intentions. That relic of the dark ages, the
+intention-asking parent, is by no means extinct, and many a promising
+friendship that might have ended in a happy marriage is spoilt by the
+clumsy intervention of this barbaric relative.</p>
+
+<p>A young barrister friend of mine&mdash;we will call him
+Anthony&mdash;once tried, for reasons of professional policy, to make
+himself agreeable to a solicitor with a very large family of daughters.
+Being a shrewd man, he selected one of the girls still in the schoolroom
+to pay particular attention to, and thus escaped the necessity of
+showing special interest in her elder and marriageable sisters. His
+intimacy with the family prospered, and the father became a very useful
+patron. However, as time went on, he discovered to his dismay that his
+little friend, Amaryllis, had grown up and that he was regarded in the
+family as her special property. Speedily he transferred his attachment
+to Aphrodite, the youngest
+<span class = "pagenum">78</span>
+girl then in the schoolroom, and by this means saved himself from an
+entanglement with Amaryllis, whilst at the same time preserving the
+valuable friendship of her father. In an incredibly short time, however,
+Aphrodite was nubile, and the family once more expectant of securing
+Anthony as a permanent member. Once again he executed the same manœuvre,
+choosing this time the little Andromeda, a&nbsp;plain child still in the
+nursery. The family, though disappointed, remained hopeful, and the
+years passed peacefully on, bringing a few sons-in-law in their train,
+and innumerable boxes of sweets to the unprepossessing Andromeda. When,
+however, Andromeda too grew up, the wily Anthony feared his fruitful
+friendship must inevitably come to an end, since the only remaining
+daughter had already reached the dangerous age of fifteen, and bore
+moreover the improper name of Anactoria!</p>
+
+<p>A long friendship and a short engagement is perhaps the best
+combination. A&nbsp;prolonged engagement is the most trying relationship
+between the sexes possible to conceive. For the woman it means the
+drawbacks of matrimony without its charm of
+<span class = "pagenum">79</span>
+restful finality, or any of its solid worldly advantages. On the man’s
+side it means the irksomeness of the marriage yoke without any of its
+satisfactions and comforts. On the man, indeed, a&nbsp;long engagement
+is especially hard, as at least the woman is spared the burden of
+ordering his food and coping with his servants. Many a sincere affection
+has been killed by the restraints and irritations of a long engagement.
+Many a genuine passion has waned during its dreary course, until but a
+feeble spark of the great flame is left to light the wedded life, and
+both man and woman carry the mark of that suppressed ardour which, under
+happier circumstances, might have come to a joyous fruition. Their
+children, too, sometimes lack vitality, and show the need of the fire
+that died before they were begotten.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+I don’t know who it was who first coined the phrase ‘the appalling
+intimacy of married life’; certainly it is an apt expression, and one
+wonders at what period in the world’s history men and women began to
+find that intimacy ‘appalling.’ It sounds a modern enough complaint, and
+somehow one feels sure it was
+<span class = "pagenum">80</span>
+never indulged in by our grandmothers, who looked upon their husbands as
+a kind of visible embodiment of the Lord’s Will, and respected them
+accordingly. They would never have dreamed of finding irksome what Mrs
+Lynn Linton called the ‘<i>chair-à-chair</i> closeness of the English
+home.’</p>
+
+<p>Much has been written of the degradation of love by habit, and
+Alexandre Dumas expresses the whole question to perfection in one
+crystal sentence: ‘In marriage when love exists habit kills it; when
+love does not exist habit calls it into being.’ This is profoundly true,
+and for every passion habit has killed it must certainly have created
+more genuine affections.</p>
+
+<p>The Spartan plan of allowing husband and wife to meet only by stealth
+shows an acute understanding of human nature and has much to recommend
+it, if the object in view is to prolong the period of passion. But we
+are not now dealing with passion, but with the ordinary affection
+between people who have to live together under the trying conditions of
+modern marriage, and in these circumstances one must agree with Dumas as
+to the wonders worked by habit.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">81</span>
+<p>Indeed, if people only realised it, habit is the cement which holds
+the edifice of matrimony together. With the passing of years, given the
+slightest basis of mutual harmony, one’s partner becomes
+indispensable&mdash;not by reason of her charms or the love we bear him,
+but simply because she or he is a part of our lives. That is why I think
+the policy of constant separation foolish. It is based presumably on the
+erroneous supposition that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Where
+the basis of mutual harmony does <i>not</i> exist, it may be true; and
+if a couple dislike each other and get on badly, a&nbsp;short separation
+may serve to relieve the tension, and to send them back each resolved to
+try and make things smoother in future. But where affection exists, it
+is a mistake. One learns to do without the other; that linking chain of
+little daily intimacies, oft-repeated jests, endearing customs, is
+temporarily snapped, and it is not easily put together again. My friend
+Miranda said to me not long ago: ‘If Lysander’s been away from me a day
+I’ve heaps to talk about when he returns&mdash;if we’ve been parted a
+month, I’ve nothing on earth to say.’</p>
+
+<p>I think it is de <ins class = "correction" title =
+"spelling unchanged">la Rochfoucauld</ins> who says:
+<span class = "pagenum">82</span>
+‘Absence deepens great passions and lessens little ones just as the wind
+puts out the candle and heightens the fire.’ This is fine from the
+literary point of view, but is it true? My experience says No. Yet
+<i>during</i> the absence this aphorism seems true enough. Disillusion
+comes with reunion. Who does not remember that first departure of the
+Beloved&mdash;the innumerable letters, the endless meditation, the
+ceaseless yearning and the everlasting planning for the glorious return?
+What a meeting that is going to be! How one dwells in thought on that
+first goodly satisfaction of the desire of the eyes; goodlier still that
+joyous clasping of the hands; goodliest of all that glorious locking of
+the lips, that unending embrace in the ecstasy of which all the wretched
+hours of absence are to be forgotten&mdash;and, oh! laughter of the
+gods! how different it really proves! What a hideous disappointment the
+meeting is! How different the Beloved looks from our passionate dream;
+his hair wants cutting; we don’t like his boots; his tie is not of our
+choosing; his speech does not please us; his kiss has no thrill; his
+remarks bore; his presence irritates: in short, <i>we have learnt to
+<span class = "pagenum">83</span>
+do without him</i>, so nothing he does seems right. Poor Beloved! and
+did you think the same of us? Are you disappointed too? Did you say to
+yourself: ‘How fagged she looks! By Jove! she’s getting a double chin.
+I&nbsp;thought pink used to suit her. What’s she done to her hair? Her
+voice seems sharper. Why does she laugh like that? I&nbsp;don’t like her
+teeth. Good heavens, the woman’s hideous!’ In short, <i>he has learnt to
+do without us</i>. When husbands and wives learn this lesson, the good
+ship ‘Wedded Bliss’ is getting into perilous waters where danger of
+utter wreck looms large.</p>
+
+<p>But it is equally fatal to go to the other extreme, and I entirely
+agree with that authoress (who was she?) who said that no house could be
+expected to go on properly unless the male members of the family are out
+of it for at least six hours daily, Sundays excepted. The woman whose
+husband’s occupation, or lack of it, keeps him at home all day has my
+profound sympathy. Merely to have to think out and order a man’s lunch
+as well as his breakfast and dinner must be a bitter trial. For this
+reason among others women should never marry a man who does
+<span class = "pagenum">84</span>
+not work at <i>something</i>. If he has no bread-winning business to
+remove him from his wife’s sphere of action for several hours daily,
+then he must have a hobby, or a game mania, or engrossing duties which
+serve the same purpose. Otherwise the wife must be constituted on a
+plane of inhuman goodness and possess infinite love, tact, and patience
+if the two are to live happily together.</p>
+
+<p>The same principle applies to women, though it is not generally
+recognised. I&nbsp;am convinced that a great number of middle-class
+marriages prove unhappy merely because the woman has not enough to do.
+Possessed of sufficient servants, her household duties occupy a very
+small portion of her leisure, and if her children are at school
+(or&nbsp;perhaps she has none) she has nothing more engrossing to do
+than read novels and pay visits. The result is that one type of woman
+cultivates nerves and becomes a neurasthenic semi-invalid; another
+cultivates the opposite sex and fills her leisure hours with undesirable
+philandering; another develops temper or melancholy or jealous fancies;
+and so on&mdash;all of them spoilt as companions merely for want of
+sufficient occupation.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">85</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapII_III" id = "chapII_III">III</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE AGE TO MARRY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘To me the extraordinary thing is not that so many people remain
+unmarried, but that so many rush into marriage, as they might rush into
+a station to catch a train. And if you catch the wrong train, what then?
+All you have to comfort you is the fact that you have travelled.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Robert Hichens.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">A great</span> many unhappy unions might be
+prevented if people could find their right age for marrying. As it
+differs with the individual, it is impossible to lay down any exact
+rule. Some men are capable of making a good choice at twenty-two; others
+don’t know their own minds at double that age. Some girls are fit for
+wifehood and maternity in their teens; others never.</p>
+
+<p>In the interests of abstract morality early marriages are desirable,
+and in England everything the law can do is done to encourage them. In
+France the preservation of family authority is considered all-important,
+and the law apparently tries to check early unions by
+<span class = "pagenum">86</span>
+every means in its power, regardless of the high percentage of
+illegitimate births which is the direct consequence.<a class = "tag"
+name = "tag3" id = "tag3" href = "#note3">3</a></p>
+
+<p>Broadly speaking, no woman should wed until she understands something
+of life, has met a good many men, has acquired a certain knowledge of
+physiology and eugenics and a clear understanding of what marriage
+really means. No woman should marry until she has learnt the value of
+money, and how to manage a household&mdash;until she has had plenty of
+girlish fun and gaiety, and is thus ready for the more serious things of
+life. Not until then is she likely to be happy in the monotony of
+wedlock or capable of attuning her mind to the necessity of being
+faithful to one man only, in thought as well as in deed. Broadly
+speaking, also, no man is likely to marry happily until he has seen life
+and plenty of it, has hammered out for himself something of a philosophy
+and obtained considerable knowledge of women and a consequent
+understanding of how to make one happy.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">87</span>
+<p>This is not so easily done as men suppose, and it takes time to
+learn. Few men under thirty are fit to have the care of a wife, and
+Heaven preserve a girl from a young husband who is still a cub! No doubt
+she will have glorious moments, for there is something intoxicating
+about the ardour of a very young heart, and that is why we find boy and
+girl marriages so charming&mdash;in theory. Sometimes in the case of an
+exceptional couple, well suited to each other, they really are charming,
+and then it is the most beautiful marriage conceivable&mdash;two young
+things, starting off hand in hand on life’s journey, brave-hearted,
+loving, full of high hopes. But as a rule the glory is limited to
+moments only; young girls are mostly shallow and frivolous; very young
+men are often madly selfish and reckless. They are so proud of being the
+sole possessor of an attractive woman that their conceit, always
+immense, swells into monstrous proportions and they grow wholly
+unbearable. If dark days should come to the young couple, the
+boy-husband has no philosophy to support him, no knowledge of women to
+enable him to understand his wife and live happily with her,
+<span class = "pagenum">88</span>
+and little self-control for his help; she has the same defects of youth,
+and the result is failure. Stevenson puts it perfectly thus: ‘You may
+safely go to school with hope, but before you marry you should have
+learned the mingled lesson of the world.’ On the other hand, Grant Allen
+says that ‘the best of men are, so to speak, born married,’ and that it
+is only the selfish, mean, and calculating man who waits till he can
+afford to marry. ‘That vile phrase scarcely veils hidden depths of
+depravity,’ he continues. ‘The right sort of man doesn’t argue with
+himself at all on these matters. He doesn’t say, with selfish coldness:
+“I&nbsp;can’t afford a wife”; or “If I marry now I shall ruin my
+prospects.” He feels and acts. He mates like the birds, because he can’t
+help himself.’</p>
+
+<p>I must say that these young men who do not think, but merely feel and
+act, scarcely seem of the highest type in my opinion, and if mating like
+the birds were to be generally accepted as a sign of a noble
+nature&mdash;well, nobility would be decidedly less rare than at
+present!</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">89</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapII_IV" id = "chapII_IV">IV</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">WILD OATS FOR WIVES</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Nothing that is worth saying is proper.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;G. Bernard Shaw.</span></blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘I don’t believe in the existence of Puritan women. I don’t think there
+is a woman in the world who would not be a little flattered if one made
+love to her. It is that which makes woman so irresistibly adorable.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Oscar Wilde.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">If</span> there be any readers whose
+susceptibilities are shocked by this headline, they are respectfully
+requested&mdash;nay, commanded&mdash;to read no further. If there be any
+whose susceptibilities waver without as yet experiencing any actual
+shock, they are affectionately asked&mdash;nay, implored&mdash;to
+re-read several times the above quotation from Mr Shaw’s immortal
+<i>Candida</i>, to thereupon pull themselves together and take the
+plunge. I&nbsp;can promise them it won’t be anything like as terrible as
+they half hope&mdash;in fact its essential propriety will probably
+disappoint them bitterly!</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">90</span>
+<p>Curiously enough, though women are more anxious to marry than men,
+and do everything in their power to achieve what men often strive to
+resist&mdash;after marriage it is generally the woman who is most
+discontented. Of late years a spirit of strange unrest has come over
+married women, and they frequently rebel against conditions which our
+grandmothers would never have dreamed of murmuring at. There are a
+variety of causes for this: one that marriage falls short of women’s
+expectations, as I said in the opening chapter, another that they have
+had no <i>feminine</i> wild oats. Please note the qualifying adjective,
+duly italicised, and do not attempt to misunderstand me. I&nbsp;am no
+advocate of the licence generally accorded to men being extended to
+women.</p>
+
+<p>‘Wild oats’ of this nature, otherwise an ante-hymeneal ‘fling,’ was
+certainly not a necessity of our grandmothers, but a certain (fairly
+numerous) type of modern women seem to make better wives when they have
+reaped this harvest. Take for example the cases of Yvonne and Yvette
+which are personally known to me. Yvette was engaged at eighteen and
+married at twenty-one. At the
+<span class = "pagenum">91</span>
+age of twenty-six she was the mother of four children. She had scarcely
+time to realise what youth meant and begin to enjoy it before her
+girlhood was stifled under the responsibilities of marriage and
+maternity. She had accepted her first offer, and he was practically the
+only man she knew anything of. Beyond him she had seen nothing of men,
+or of the world; certainly she had never flirted or had men friends or
+enjoyed any admiration but that of her <i>fiancé</i>.</p>
+
+<p>At twenty-six Yvette began to realise that she had been cheated out
+of a very precious part of life and an invaluable experience. Though a
+fairly happy wife and a devoted mother, she felt that she might have had
+those lost delights as well as the domestic joys, and the knowledge
+enraged her.</p>
+
+<p>A dangerous spirit of curiosity entered her heart, and a still more
+dangerous longing for adventure and excitement. She realised that there
+were other men in the world who admired her besides her Marcus, and that
+she was pretty and still quite a young woman. At thirty Yvette was a
+mistress of the art of intrigue&mdash;had engineered several dangerous
+<i>affaires</i>, and might have come to serious grief
+<span class = "pagenum">92</span>
+had not Marcus been a singularly wise, tender, and understanding
+husband.</p>
+
+<p>‘It isn’t that I don’t love him dearly,’ she confided in me when
+resolving to turn over a new leaf. ‘I&nbsp;wouldn’t exchange him for
+anyone in the world, and you know what the children are to me&mdash;but
+somehow I want something else as well&mdash;some excitement. I&nbsp;feel
+I’ve had no <i>fun</i> in my life, and I wanted to have a fling before
+it was too late. When I was engaged I scarcely ever even danced with
+anyone but Marcus, and for the first four years of my married life I had
+a baby every eighteen months&mdash;it was nothing but babies, nursing
+the old one and getting ready for the new one! Not that I didn’t love
+it, but the reaction was bound to come, and it did. If only I could have
+had the excitement and the gaiety and the glamour first, and then
+married when I was about twenty-five, I&nbsp;should have been perfectly
+satisfied then, like Yvonne!’</p>
+
+<p>Yvonne certainly managed her affairs better. Fate saved her from the
+misfortune of falling in love too soon. She always had a train of
+admirers, and was enabled to enjoy the power of her womanhood to the
+full; she travelled, made delightful friendships with both sexes,
+<span class = "pagenum">93</span>
+learnt to know the world and acquired a philosophy of life. When she
+married, at twenty-nine, she had seen enough of other men to know
+exactly the kind of husband she wanted, and had had enough excitement to
+make her appreciate the peace and calm of matrimony.</p>
+
+<p>The secrets of many wives lie heavily on my soul as I write, and more
+than one woman, with some real reason for remorse, has confided in me
+that it was only that fatal desire for excitement that primarily caused
+her undoing. I&nbsp;shall instruct my son to be sure to marry a woman
+who has got her wild oats safely over, or select a wife of the more
+old-fashioned type who does not require them. With the modern
+temperament they must almost inevitably come sooner or later, and to
+what extent the modern temperament will have evolved by the time the Boy
+of Boys is marriageable, the ironical gods alone know!</p>
+
+<p>Bachelors take note! A woman&mdash;new style&mdash;who has knocked
+about over half the world and sown a mild crop of the delectable cereal
+will prove a far better wife, a&nbsp;more cheery friend and faithful
+comrade than the girl <i>of more or less the same type</i> whose
+<span class = "pagenum">94</span>
+first experience you are, and who will make enormous claims on your love
+and patience by reason of her utter ignorance of men. You will possibly
+even have to live up to an ideal founded on novel-reading, and that you
+will find very wearing, my friend! The experienced woman knows men so
+thoroughly, she will expect nothing more of you than you can give her,
+and will appreciate your virtues to the utmost and make the best of your
+vices. ‘But she has flirted so outrageously,’ you say? Well, so much the
+better, she is less likely to do it after marriage. ‘But, hang it all,
+she has been kissed by other men,’ you say? Well then, she has no need
+for further experiences of this kind and is not likely ever to give her
+lips again to others once she is yours.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. How can you
+be sure? That is one of the innumerable risks of marriage. How can
+<i>she</i> be sure that <i>your</i> last crop is sown, still less
+reaped?&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Oh, my dear man, you really make me very
+angry&mdash;do for heaven’s sake try and get away from conventional
+ideas of right and wrong! Judge things <i>for yourself</i>, and as they
+would seem, say, at the edge of an active volcano!&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.
+All the things we fuss so much about
+<span class = "pagenum">95</span>
+would doubtless quickly assume their real value if viewed from this
+perilous situation.</p>
+
+<p>And even in the sad cases where a woman has sown real wild oats in
+the man’s sense of the word, how different the little moral rules and
+regulations which we keep for these occasions would appear in the face
+of an immediate and violent death. I&nbsp;heard not long ago of a very
+sad story which bears this out. A&nbsp;man very narrowly escaped death
+from drowning, shortly after he had broken his engagement with a girl he
+genuinely loved, on her confessing to him that, many years before, she
+had once yielded to the importunities of a passionate lover. I&nbsp;do
+not know what were his emotions in the awful moment when the waters
+closed over him, and he was experiencing that horrible fight for breath
+which those who have known it describe as the most terrible sensation
+conceivable. Apparently his hairbreadth escape from death tore from his
+eyes the swathings of conventional opinion with which he had been
+blinded. Instead of regarding himself as a deeply wronged man he
+realised that he had behaved horribly to the unfortunate girl, who had
+thus been doubly outraged by his sex.
+<span class = "pagenum">96</span>
+He sought her at once and begged to be taken back again, but she
+happened to be a woman of some spirit, and she refused to trust herself
+to a man of such narrow views, and given to such harsh judgment.</p>
+
+<p>Of course this treatment increased his love a thousandfold. It
+obsessed him to a painful degree, and in the end his desperate
+entreaties prevailed on her deep affection for him and she relented.
+Their marriage was not very happy, as may be imagined; they both loved
+to madness and the ghost of that dead passion stood ever between them,
+an invisible, poisonous presence that killed their joy in each other.
+After a time a deep melancholy settled on the woman, and she allowed
+some trifling illness to take such a hold on her that it caused her
+death.</p>
+
+<p>When she was dying, I am told, she said to her faithful friend: ‘If
+ever you meet another woman who has made one little slip&mdash;a thing
+which at the time seemed so natural and inevitable as not to be sin at
+all&mdash;tell her never <i>never</i> to confess it to the man she is
+going to marry, least of all if she loves him. If that confession
+doesn’t part them altogether, it will always be between
+<span class = "pagenum">97</span>
+them. One does it wishing to be straight, but it’s the most dreadful
+mistake a woman can make.’</p>
+
+<p>Her wish to be straight had cost this poor woman not only her whole
+life’s happiness, and her very life itself, but the happiness of the man
+she loved, in whose interests she had made the confession that wrought
+the harm. ‘How dearly I have paid! how dearly I have paid!’ she used to
+say over and over again in her last illness.</p>
+
+<p>This is an absolutely true story, and it seems to me a burning
+injustice that a woman should suffer so bitterly for what would be
+absolutely disregarded in a man. I&nbsp;have no doubt there are many
+similar cases, and emphatically I say that such confessions are
+ill-advised. The ordinary conventional-thinking man placed in these
+circumstances would either throw a woman over, or marry her against his
+convictions. The extraordinary masculine code, for some reason beyond my
+feminine powers of comprehension, will not admit that a spinster who has
+had a lover, or even made one ‘false step,’ is a fit person to wed,
+though no man would object to marrying a widow, and
+<span class = "pagenum">98</span>
+many men take respondent <i>divorcées</i> to wife.</p>
+
+<p>Even in the case of a rarely generous-minded, tolerant and
+understanding man, who judged the offence at its true computation, such
+knowledge would only prove disturbing and a source of insecurity to
+conjugal happiness. No good purpose of any kind can be served, and the
+ease which confession is proverbially supposed to gain for the sinner
+would be bought at a very heavy price.</p>
+
+<p>‘But two wrongs don’t make a right, and surely it can’t be proper for
+a woman to deceive a man on such a vital point,’ the stern moralist may
+exclaim. Possibly not, according to the strictly ideal standard of
+ethics; but, viewed from the larger standpoints of life and of
+commonsense, this ‘deceit’ would appear to be advisable. And be assured,
+my unpleasant moralist (I’m sure you are an unpleasant person), that the
+sinner will not get off ‘scot free,’ as you seem to fear. Many and many
+a stab will be her portion, for memory is a potent poison, and every
+expression of love and trust from her husband will most likely carry its
+own special sting, whilst the round, innocent eyes of
+<span class = "pagenum">99</span>
+adoring little children, to whom she is a being that can do no wrong,
+will be a meet punishment for an infinitely greater fault. Meanwhile the
+man is <i>in all probability</i> in every way a gainer by the woman’s
+silence, for doubtless he is doubly dear to her for the very fact that
+the first man treated her badly, and she may perhaps be a better wife,
+a&nbsp;stronger and sweeter woman, a&nbsp;more capable mother, by reason
+of the suffering she has undergone.</p>
+
+<p>Now let no maliciously obtuse person attribute to me the pernicious
+doctrine that a woman with a past is the best wife for a man.
+I&nbsp;merely say that a good woman who has surrendered herself to an
+ardent lover and been afterwards deserted by him must necessarily have
+gone through such intense suffering that her character is probably
+deepened thereby and her capacity for love and faithfulness increased.
+It is another truism that suffering is necessary to bring out the best
+qualities in women.</p>
+
+<p>Men too should keep the details of their wild oats severely to
+themselves. In married life there are bound to be secrets and the
+happiest couples are those who know how to
+<span class = "pagenum">100</span>
+keep them, each to him or her self. A&nbsp;very good motto for the newly
+betrothed would be that of Tom Broadbent in <i>John Bull’s Other
+Island</i>&mdash;‘Let us have no tellings&mdash;perfect confidence, but
+no tellings: that’s the way to avoid rows!’</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">101</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapII_V" id = "chapII_V">V</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">A PLEA FOR THE WISER TRAINING OF
+GIRLS</span></h4>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">If</span> girls were more reasonably
+trained with regard to matters of sex, there would be far fewer
+miserable wives in the world, and fewer husbands would be driven to seek
+happiness outside their home circle. If, when girls reach years of
+discretion, they were systematically taught some rudimentary outline of
+the fundamental principles of existence, instead of being left in utter
+ignorance as at present, the extraordinarily false notions of sex which
+they now pick up would cease to obtain, and a great deal of harm would
+thus be avoided. As it is, maidens are now given tacitly to understand
+that the subject of sex is a repulsive one, wholly unfit for their
+consideration, and the functions of sex are loathsome, though necessary.
+I&nbsp;write tacitly with intention, for little if anything is ever said
+to a girl on this subject; indeed, it is extraordinary how the ideas are
+conveyed to her without words, but inculcated somehow they
+<span class = "pagenum">102</span>
+certainly are, and it is difficult to understand how mothers manage to
+reconcile this teaching with their evident wish that their girls should
+marry. The ideal held up to girls nowadays is apparently the sexless
+sort of Diana one&mdash;not merely chastity, but sterility.</p>
+
+<p>Most girls are aware from a very early age of the social advantages
+and importance of marriage, and grow up with a keen desire to accomplish
+it in due course, although secretly dreading it, because of their absurd
+perverted ideas of its physical side. Why cannot girls&mdash;and boys
+too, for that matter&mdash;be taught the plain truth (in&nbsp;suitable
+language of course) that sex is the pivot on which the world turns, that
+the instincts and emotions of sex are common to humanity, and in
+themselves not base or degrading, nor is there any cause for shame in
+possessing them, although it is necessary that they should be
+strenuously controlled. Why cannot girls be taught that <i>all love</i>,
+even the romantic love which occupies so large a portion of their
+dreams, <i>springs from the instinct of sex</i>?<a class = "tag" name =
+"tag4" id = "tag4" href = "#note4">4</a> This may be thought a dangerous
+lesson, but the present policy of silence on this subject
+<span class = "pagenum">103</span>
+is far more dangerous, inducing as it does a tendency to brood over the
+forbidden theme.</p>
+
+<p>I remember when in my early teens a schoolfellow of about fifteen
+confided in me that ‘a&nbsp;man’&mdash;he was a harmless boy of about
+twenty&mdash;had kissed her hand when passing her a tennis racquet. She
+drew her hand indignantly away, and said: ‘How dare you insult me!’ then
+left the tennis court and refused to play any more. I&nbsp;do not think
+many girls are so silly as this, but the incident illustrates the
+general tone inculcated at that school. And it shows what an emphasis on
+sex matters the girl’s mind had received, when she saw an insult in a
+perfectly innocent and courteous act of admiring homage. What a harmful
+preparation for life such training must be! This is the kind of teaching
+that results in those wretched honeymoons which one occasionally hears
+of in secret, and which produces unwilling wives whose disdainful
+coldness is their husbands’ despair. This lack of feeling and lack of
+comprehension of the needs of stronger, warmer natures is one of the
+deepest and most incurable causes of married misery.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">104</span>
+<p>Let us teach our girls to regard sex as a <i>natural</i> and
+<i>ordinary</i> fact, and the infinite evils which spring from regarding
+it as extraordinary and repulsive will thus be avoided. Let us bring
+them up to think that loving wifehood, passionate motherhood are the
+proper expression of a woman’s nature and the best possible life for
+her.</p>
+
+<p>In a very interesting book called <i>Woman in Transition</i>,
+recently published, this view of woman’s destiny is repeatedly scoffed
+at. The writer, Annette B. Meakin, is a fellow of the Anthropological
+Institute, and evidently widely read and travelled. I&nbsp;will give a
+few quotations: ‘In the happy future when higher womanly ideals have
+spread around us we shall all realise, no matter to which sex we belong,
+that to hold unqualified motherhood before every girl’s eyes as her
+highest ideal is to play the traitor to our race and to humanity.’
+.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. ‘English Head Mistresses&mdash;though often unmarried
+themselves&mdash;still consider it their pious duty to tell their pupils
+that motherhood is woman’s highest destiny, and the pupils
+.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. make marriage their first aim, and other success in life
+has consequently to take a second place.’ .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. ‘Some
+<span class = "pagenum">105</span>
+very good women in England are still telling our young girls that
+motherhood is, for every woman, the worthiest goal, without suspecting
+that the doctrine they preach is dangerously conducive to that legal
+prostitution euphemistically known as loveless marriage, if not to
+greater evils.’ .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. ‘How can any girl who has been taught
+that maternity is woman’s only destiny dare to run the risk of
+losing&nbsp;it?’</p>
+
+<p>In answer to these objections: of course no sane person would hold
+<i>unqualified</i> motherhood up to girls as their noblest ideal. Nor
+does any thoughtful individual believe that maternity is woman’s
+<i>only</i> destiny. But as to <i>highest</i> (<i>i.e.</i> most noble)
+destiny&mdash;if worthy motherhood (and by the word worthy I wish to
+imply all the fine qualities of body and mind that go to produce
+healthy, intelligent, and well-trained children) does not fulfil it,
+I&nbsp;should like to know what does? In answer to this question that
+naturally springs to the mind of every reader, Miss Meakin contents
+herself with the statement: ‘In Finland and Australia, as in America and
+Norway, the young girl is taught that woman’s highest destiny is within
+the reach of every woman;
+<span class = "pagenum">106</span>
+that her highest destiny and her highest ideals depend, not on some man
+who may or may not come her way, but on herself; and that the highest
+ideal of womanhood is to be a true woman.’ This is well enough, but it
+is far too vague to be held up as woman’s standard. We want a more
+definite ideal than this to aim at. What, for instance, <i>is</i> a
+‘true woman’ specifically? I&nbsp;should have thought the most essential
+part of such a one’s outfit was her potentialities for wifehood and
+motherhood.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Meakin blames teachers for inculcating the importance of
+motherhood into their pupils’ minds with the result that ‘other success
+in life has to take a second place.’ What then does this writer consider
+ought to take the first place? Does she seriously think the success of
+women in business or politics, as municipal councillors, as writers,
+artists, thinkers, is of more importance than the success of women as
+mothers? <i>Is it possible?</i> .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. I&nbsp;recall a poem of
+W.&nbsp;E. Henley’s on the woman question, one line of which runs ‘God
+in the garden laughed outright.’ Surely there must often be uproarious
+laughter in heaven nowadays when
+<span class = "pagenum">107</span>
+the woman question is being discussed on earth!</p>
+
+<p>So much for abstract ideals, but when we come to facts I must admit
+the lady’s argument is sound. ‘In a country where there are a million
+and a half more women than men,’ she pertinently states, ‘it is worse
+than foolish to teach young girls that motherhood is their highest
+destiny. Such teaching, if persisted in, will lead to greater evils than
+we care to contemplate even at a distance.’ But what greater evil could
+there possibly be than the existence of 30,000 prostitutes in London
+alone, as is the case to-day? If every one of these unfortunate women
+had been made to believe firmly, as an article of faith, that worthy
+motherhood was her highest destiny, there might be a good many less
+noughts to this number.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Meakin continues: ‘Besides the sacred duties of motherhood,
+there are the equally sacred duties of fatherhood, yet man does not
+allow these latter to interfere with his mental growth.’ Nor is there
+any need that woman should do so; the idea that a woman, to be a good
+wife and mother, must
+<span class = "pagenum">108</span>
+necessarily stunt her mental growth and forego all culture has long
+since been discarded.</p>
+
+<p>To my mind the whole trouble arises from the practice of teaching one
+set of catchwords to girls and another to boys, as Stevenson says. Since
+women cannot be mothers by themselves, it is useless to teach girls that
+motherhood is their highest destiny when we do not also teach boys that
+fatherhood is theirs, but&mdash;quite the contrary&mdash;give them to
+understand that marriage is something to be avoided, in early manhood at
+least.</p>
+
+<p>If we were to instruct all young people of <i>both</i> sexes that
+worthy marriage and parenthood are the highest destiny for average
+mortals, and they acted on this precept, many of the problems of the day
+would be solved, the numbers of superfluous women would be greatly
+reduced, the social evil would perceptibly diminish, the physique of the
+race would improve, and the birth-rate would quickly rise. In short,
+there would be less ironical laughter in heaven, and a great deal more
+honest happiness and health on earth! I&nbsp;shall have more to say of
+parenthood as an ideal in Part&nbsp;IV.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">109</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapII_VI" id = "chapII_VI">VI</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">‘KEEPING ONLY TO HER’: THE CRUX OF
+MATRIMONY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘We make gods of men and they leave us; others make brutes of them and
+they fawn and are faithful!’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Oscar Wilde.</span></blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘It is part of the curse of nature that a man ceases after a time to
+worship the body of a woman, and when after that there is nothing his
+mind and soul can revere&mdash;who shall remain true, as it is called?’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Mary L.&nbsp;Pendered.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">‘And</span> keep thee only to her as long
+as ye both shall live.’ How many men have solemnly undertaken this
+exacting vow sincerely meaning to abide by it? I&nbsp;have no data for
+answering this question, but I have sufficient belief in the essential
+good in human nature to believe that most people start their married
+life meaning to be faithful. This belief was not even shattered by the
+shock of hearing a very modern bride remark the other day: ‘Max says he
+can’t promise to be faithful but he’ll do his best.’ The amazing
+<span class = "pagenum">110</span>
+complacency of the young woman was a thing to marvel at, though hardly
+to admire.</p>
+
+<p>Schopenhauer asserts that ‘Conjugal fidelity is artificial with men,
+but natural to women.’ Judging by the Divorce Court returns, it would
+seem that this natural feminine trait has weakened somewhat, since this
+view was expressed some sixty years ago. According to the Society
+chroniclers&mdash;self-appointed&mdash;it certainly has in ‘London’s
+West End, littered with broken vows.’</p>
+
+<p>It is dangerous to generalise on such a topic, but since people
+resist temptation far less often than moralists suppose, it is perhaps
+safe to state that when men are faithful, it is principally from lack of
+opportunity, or disinclination to be otherwise. This may disgust those
+of my feminine readers who refuse to acknowledge, with Professor Lester
+Ward, that man is essentially a polygamous animal, but the more
+experienced in the sorrowful facts of life will own the truth of this
+statement.</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand, when women break their marriage vow, it is seldom
+for any merely frivolous or sordid reason (of&nbsp;course excepting the
+essentially wanton type, whom
+<span class = "pagenum">111</span>
+no man should be fool enough to marry), but nearly always either because
+they are under the spell of infatuation for the other man, or because
+they are utterly miserable in their marriage and seek to drug themselves
+to forgetfulness or indifference by means of the poison of some
+intrigue. Perhaps the Judge who is more merciful than men will count
+both these reasons as excuses and will pardon the sinners who have
+greatly loved or greatly sorrowed.</p>
+
+<p>A doctor who is interested in the study of social questions once
+showed me some interesting statistics on this subject. From seventy-six
+men selected at random from his list of acquaintances, fourteen were
+childless, and all but two of these were much happier than most men, and
+gave their wives no cause for jealousy. This high percentage of happy
+though childless marriages is rather curious&mdash;I cannot account for
+it. Of the remaining sixty-two, all had families: five were fond of
+their wives, but not faithful; two lived apart with other women; three
+others were unhappily married, quarrelling bitterly and constantly. Of
+two others, my friend was doubtful. One other disliked his
+<span class = "pagenum">112</span>
+wife, but was too busy to bother about other women. The remaining
+forty-nine were comparatively happy and devoted: ‘Most of them are kept
+free from any great temptation by busy lives and regular hours,’ the
+doctor added, ‘and those who are especially appreciative or susceptible
+in regard to the fair sex have had enough love-making, and want no more
+outside their homes.’ I&nbsp;suspect this latter cause is applicable to
+a great many so-called ‘model’ husbands!</p>
+
+<p>This list, however, can scarcely be considered representative, as it
+contained only two actors, three soldiers, one sailor, and no
+stockbrokers&mdash;four classes in which inconstant husbands are
+particularly numerous. The conditions of an actor’s life obviously tend
+towards infidelity; the unhealthy excitement and alternating depression
+of a stockbroker’s existence may have the same effect. Members of the
+services are popularly supposed to be less faithful than the rest of
+husbands, but possibly if the business and professional men had the same
+amount of opportunities and temptation, a&nbsp;similar excess of leisure
+and equally long intervals of separation from their wives, they would
+<span class = "pagenum">113</span>
+prove as inconstant as the country’s defenders are supposed to be. My
+doctor’s list also contains no members of the ‘Smart Set,’ a&nbsp;class
+containing practically no faithful husbands, according to Father
+Vaughan!</p>
+
+<p>Although it is the little things that spoil conjugal happiness, it is
+the big things which separate husband and wife, and of these undoubtedly
+infidelity is the most frequent cause. It might truly be called the crux
+of marriage. Personally I think only three faults are bad enough to make
+it socially worth while for a woman to leave her husband: drunkenness
+with violence; misconduct with members of the household, temporary or
+permanent; and introducing a mistress under a wife’s roof. In the case
+of a woman with children, even these are not enough if she cannot take
+the children with her. For the last-named act alone a wife could obtain
+a divorce under the code of Justinian.</p>
+
+<p>Lapses from the marriage vow on the part of one’s spouse are best
+treated, like all other troubles, in a philosophical spirit. It is,
+however, ‘easy to talk!’&mdash;one often hears that sexual jealousy is
+the most frightful
+<span class = "pagenum">114</span>
+of mental tortures: Men are more keenly affected by it than women, and
+the man whose wife has been unfaithful seems to suffer more acutely,
+even when he does not care for her, than the woman in the reverse
+circumstances. That is because his passions are stronger, a&nbsp;man
+will tell you, or because he looks up to the mother of his children as a
+being above the sins of the flesh. Probably the real reason is that man
+has generally had his own way since the <i>ménage</i> in Eden, and he
+resents having his belongings taken from him. Woman, however, can bear
+this deprivation better, being more accustomed to share her lord from
+the time when her sex began to multiply in excess of his&mdash;or is it
+that women have no instinctive antagonism to polygamy?</p>
+
+<p>The world has become well accustomed to man’s polygamous instinct by
+now, and even its laws are framed accordingly. In novels, the discovery
+of a husband’s infidelity always causes a perfect cataclysm; the reader
+is treated to page after page of frenzied scenes; the wife almost loses
+her reason; her friends and relatives sit in gloomy council deciding
+‘what is to be done’; the
+<span class = "pagenum">115</span>
+news is shouted from the housetops; and everybody cuts the man dead.</p>
+
+<p>But in real life, women keep these tragedies to themselves, sometimes
+bearing them with a strange calmness and philosophy. Fortunately a man
+is seldom so lacking in worldly wisdom as to let his wife discover his
+misconduct, and, as a rule, a&nbsp;woman would rather die than reveal
+such a wound to the world. The burden of a husband’s infidelity is borne
+for years in silence with smiling face and head held high, by many a
+wife too proud to own herself incapable of keeping a man faithful. Only
+when years have accustomed her to the humiliation, and dulled the sharp
+edge of her grief, does she permit herself the relief of
+confidences.</p>
+
+<p>Few women can understand why a husband, though fond of and devoted to
+his wife, should nevertheless seek elsewhere that which she has ceased
+to possess for him. She whose knowledge of the springs of life is deep
+enough to enable her to understand this, knows also that hers is the
+better part, that she represents to her husband the centre and
+mainspring of his existence, which
+<span class = "pagenum">116</span>
+remains steadfast long after his temporary amorous madnesses have burned
+away to ashes.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, after ‘Alone’&mdash;‘<i>Unfaithful</i>’ is perhaps the
+saddest and most awful word in human speech. One can imagine it written
+innumerable times, in flaming letters, across the confines of
+Hell.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. <i>Unfaithful!</i></p>
+
+
+<div class = "page">
+
+<span class = "pagenum">117</span>
+
+<h3><a name = "part_III" id = "part_III">
+PART III</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">SUGGESTED ALTERNATIVES</span></h3>
+
+<p>‘For me the only remedy to the mortal injustices, to the endless
+miseries, to the often incurable passions which disturb the union of the
+sexes, is the liberty of breaking up conjugal ties and forming them
+again.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;<ins class = "correction" title =
+"text reads ‘Georges’">George</ins> Sand.</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Until the marriage tie is made more flexible, marriage will always
+be a risk, which men particularly will undertake with misgiving.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;H.&nbsp;B. Marriott-Watson.</span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<!-- 118 -->
+
+<span class = "pagenum">119</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_I" id = "chapIII_I">I</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">LEASEHOLD MARRIAGE À LA MEREDITH</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Twenty years of Romance make a woman look like a wreck; twenty years of
+Marriage make her look like a public building.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Oscar Wilde.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">Leasehold</span> marriage was one of the
+customs of early Roman society. Nowadays it has a revolutionary savour,
+and is so apparently impracticable that it would be hardly necessary to
+do more than touch upon it here, but for the fact that its most recent
+and most distinguished advocate in modern times is Mr George Meredith.
+Any suggestion from such a source must necessarily receive careful
+consideration. It was also advanced by the great philosopher Locke, and
+was considered by Milton.</p>
+
+<p>It is scarcely three years since our veteran novelist cast this
+bombshell into a delighted, albeit disapproving Press; but as memories
+are so short nowadays, perhaps a brief recapitulation of the
+circumstances might not be amiss.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">120</span>
+<p>The beginning of the business was a letter to <i>The Times</i> by Mr
+Cloudesly Brereton complaining of the ‘growing handicap of marriage’
+and, according to invariable custom, attacking women as the cause of it.
+He stated that in the middle classes ‘the exigences of modern wives are
+steadily undermining the attractions of matrimony; in her ever-growing
+demands on her husband’s time, energy, and money the modern married
+woman constitutes a very serious drag, and in the lower classes of
+society, marriage even seriously militates against a man’s finding
+work.’ How women can be held responsible for this last injustice was
+wisely not stated. It would have been difficult to prove the indictment,
+I&nbsp;think.</p>
+
+<p>This document’s chief claim to interest was the discussion in <i>The
+Daily Mail</i> that followed it, and the curious fact that the writer
+was married a few weeks after its publication! The usual abuse on
+marriage in general and women in particular followed, until the late Mrs
+Craigie joined the discussion, and brought to bear on it that peculiar
+quality of tender understanding, that wonderful insight into women’s
+hearts, which were among the most striking characteristics of her
+brilliant work.
+<span class = "pagenum">121</span>
+It would be a pity to quote from such a letter, so I reproduce it in
+full.</p>
+
+<p>‘Women, where their feelings are in question, are not selfish enough:
+they appraise themselves not too dearly, but too cheaply: it is the
+suicidal unselfishness of modern women which makes the selfishness of
+modern bachelors possible. Bachelors are not all misogynists, and the
+fact that a man remains unmarried is no proof that he is insensible to
+the charm of woman’s companionship, or that he does not have such
+companionship, on irresponsible terms, to a most considerable degree.
+Why should the average vain young man, egoistic by organism and
+education, work hard or make sacrifices for the sake of any particular
+woman, while so many are too willing to share his life without joining
+it, and so many more wait eagerly on his steps to destroy any chivalry
+or tenderness he may have been born with? Modern women give bachelors no
+time to miss them and no opportunity to need them. Their devotion is
+undisciplined and it becomes a curse rather than a blessing to its
+object. Why? Because women have this strange power of concentration and
+self-abnegation in their love; they
+<span class = "pagenum">122</span>
+cannot do enough to prove their kindness; and when they have done all
+and been at no pains to secure their own position, they realise they
+have erred through excess of generosity and the desire to please. This
+is the unselfishness shown towards bachelors.’</p>
+
+<p>In answer to this letter, another woman novelist, Miss Florence
+Warden, challenged Mrs Craigie as to the existence of such women, but
+elicited no further reply. <i>The Daily Mail</i> commented on it thus:
+‘Hundreds of thousands of our readers can give an answer to this
+remarkable statement out of their own experience, and we have little
+doubt as to what the tenor of that answer will be.’ One can imagine that
+this was written with a view to being read at the breakfast-tables of
+Villadom; but men and women of the world, whose experience is not
+confined to Villadom, nor their opinions of life coloured by the
+requirements of the Young Person, will recognise the undoubted truth of
+Mrs Craigie’s statements. Whilst agreeing that the state of things
+between the sexes which she describes is a true one, I&nbsp;venture
+respectfully to differ as to women’s motive for this ‘excess of
+generosity.’ There
+<span class = "pagenum">123</span>
+is an enormous amount of wonderful unselfishness among women, but it
+does not expend itself in this direction, in my opinion. Rather is the
+motive a passionate desire for their own enjoyment, the gratification of
+their own vanity by pleasing the opposite sex, often at the cost of
+their own self-respect. H.&nbsp;B. Marriott-Watson takes the same view
+in a subsequent letter, where he says: ‘Women’s unselfishness does not
+extend to the region of love. The sex attraction is practically
+inconsistent with altruism, and the measure of renunciation is inversely
+the measure of affection. This is the order which Nature has
+established, and it is no use trying to expel her. A&nbsp;woman may lay
+down her life for the man she loves, but she will not surrender him to a
+rival.’</p>
+
+<p>Another letter of interest came from Miss Helen Mathers, who stated
+that ‘all women should marry, but no men!’&mdash;the advantages of the
+conjugal state being, in her opinion, entirely on the woman’s side.</p>
+
+<p>At this point appeared Mr Meredith’s contribution to the discussion
+in the less authoritative form of an interview&mdash;not a letter or
+article, as, after this lapse of time, so many
+<span class = "pagenum">124</span>
+people seem to imagine. On re-reading this interview recently,
+I&nbsp;was struck with Mr Meredith’s peculiarly old-fashioned ideas
+about women. Where the woman question was concerned the clock of his
+observation seems to have stopped many decades ago.</p>
+
+<p>‘The fault at the bottom of the business,’ he affirms, ‘is that women
+are so uneducated, so unready. Men too often want a slave, and
+frequently think they have got one, not because the woman has not often
+got more sense than her husband, but because she is so inarticulate, not
+educated enough to give expression to her real ideas and feelings.’</p>
+
+<p>This was before the vogue of the suffragettes, but it is a
+sufficiently surprising statement for 1904. He continues: <ins class =
+"correction" title = "printed as double quote">‘</ins>It is a question
+to my mind whether a young girl, married, say, at eighteen, utterly
+ignorant of life, knowing little of the man she is marrying, or of any
+other man in the world at all, should be condemned to live with him for
+the rest of her life. She falls out of sympathy with him, say, has no
+common taste with him, nothing to share with him, no real communion
+except a physical one. The life is nearly intolerable, yet many
+<span class = "pagenum">125</span>
+women go on with it from habit, or because the world terrorises
+them.’</p>
+
+<p>This is true enough, but Mr Meredith speaks as if it were still the
+rule, as in our grandmothers’ day, for a girl to marry in the teens,
+whereas it is now quite the exception. Every year the marrying age seems
+to advance, and blushing brides decked in orange blossoms are led to the
+altar at an age when, fifty years ago, they would be resigned old maids
+in cap and mittens. If a girl is foolish enough to marry immediately she
+is out of the schoolroom, she must be prepared to take the enormous risk
+which the choice of a husband at such an immature age must entail.</p>
+
+<p>Elsewhere Mr Meredith says: ‘Marriage is so difficult, its modern
+conditions are so difficult, that when two educated people want it,
+nothing should be put in their way.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. Certainly one
+day the present conditions of marriage will be changed. It will be
+allowed for a certain period, say ten years, or&mdash;well, I&nbsp;do
+not want to specify any particular period. The State will see sufficient
+money is put by to provide for and educate the children. Perhaps the
+State will take charge of this fund. There
+<span class = "pagenum">126</span>
+will be a devil of an uproar before such a change can be made. It will
+be a great shock, but look back and see what shocks there have been and
+what changes have nevertheless taken place in this marriage business in
+the past.’</p>
+
+<p>‘The difficulty,’ he continues, ‘is to make English people face such
+a problem. They want to live under discipline more than any other nation
+in the world. They won’t look ahead, especially the governing people.
+And you must have philosophy, though it is more than you can hope to get
+English people to admit the bare name of philosophy into their
+discussion of such a question. Again and again, notably in their
+criticism of America, you see how English people will persist in
+regarding any new trait as a sign of disease. Yet it is a sign of
+health.’</p>
+
+<p>It will be seen that Mr Meredith puts forward the ten-year limit
+merely as a suggestion. I&nbsp;recall in one of Stevenson’s essays an
+allusion to a lady who said: ‘After ten years one’s husband is at least
+an old friend,’ and her answer was: ‘Yes, and one would like him to be
+that and nothing more.’ The decade seems to have a special significance
+in marriage.
+<span class = "pagenum">127</span>
+After the trying first year is over, most couples settle down
+comfortably enough until nearing the tenth year. The president of the
+Divorce Court has called this the danger zone of married life. One of
+the subsequent letters in <i>The Daily Mail</i>, approving Mr Meredith’s
+suggestion, alluded to the present form of marriage as ‘the
+life-sentence,’ and suggested a still shorter time limit, five years for
+choice, since during that time a couple would have found happiness or
+the reverse, and in the latter case ten years was too long to wait for
+freedom.</p>
+
+<p>A writer in another paper cited America as an example of terminable
+marriage in full working order. ‘It appears from the statement of an
+American bishop that the people of the United States are actually living
+under Mr Meredith’s conditions already. Last year (1903) as many as
+600,000 American marriages were dissolved. This means that there was one
+divorce to every four marriages. In some districts the proportion was
+more like one to two. And the most frequent cause of divorce was a
+desire for change!’</p>
+
+<p>It seems to me that the establishment of a leasehold marriage system
+would only result
+<span class = "pagenum">128</span>
+in wholesale wretchedness and confusion, beside which the present sum of
+marital misery would be but a drop in the ocean. If our marriage laws
+must be modified, let us trust it will not be in this direction, though
+it is obvious enough that such a change would come as a boon to
+thousands of men and women, who from one cause or another have come to
+loathe the tie that binds them. Whether it would not also disturb the
+prosaic content that passes for happiness with millions more is too big
+a question to be more than mentioned here.</p>
+
+<p>The fate of those who are tied for life to lunatics, criminals, and
+drunkards is pitiable indeed, but an extension of the laws of divorce
+would meet their exceptional case, without disturbing the marriage bond
+of normal people. I&nbsp;have endeavoured to indicate some of the many
+difficulties of leasehold marriage in the following dialogue.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">129</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_II" id = "chapIII_II">II</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">LEASEHOLD MARRIAGE IN PRACTICE<br>
+A DIALOGUE IN 1999</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘There is one thing that women dread more than celibacy&mdash;it is
+repudiation.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Marcel Prévost.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p class = "hanging">
+<i>Katharine and Margaret, both attractive women on the borderland of
+forty, are lunching together. They are old friends and have not met for
+years<ins class = "correction" title = ". missing">.&nbsp;</ins></i></p>
+
+<p><i>Margaret.</i> ‘How nice it is to be together again, but I’m sorry
+to find you so changed; you don’t look happy, what is the trouble?’</p>
+
+<p><i>Katharine.</i> ‘I ought to look happy, I’ve had wonderful luck,
+but the truth is, I’m utterly tired. The conditions of marriage nowadays
+are horribly wearing, don’t you think?’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Well, of course, we miss that feeling of peace and
+security that our mothers talked of, but then we also miss that ghastly
+monotony. Think of living year after year, thirty, forty, fifty years,
+with the same
+<span class = "pagenum">130</span>
+man! How tired one would get of his tempers.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘I’m not so sure of that. Monotony of tempers is better
+than variety. All people have them, anyway. Besides, I’ve a notion that
+our fathers were nothing like so difficult to live with as our husbands
+are. You see, in the old days they knew they were fixed up for life, and
+that acted as a curb. We seem to miss that curb nowadays.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Yes, there’s something in that. I remember my grandmother,
+who was married at the end of the last century, used to say that her
+husband was her Sheet Anchor, and he called her his Haven of Rest.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Oh, I envy them! That’s what I want so badly&mdash;a
+haven, an anchor! How peaceful life must have been then before this
+horrible new system came&nbsp;in.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘People evidently didn’t seem to think so, or why should
+they have altered it? But what’s your quarrel with the system? You’ve
+had four husbands and changed the first two almost as quickly as the law
+allowed.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Yes, and I’m only forty-one. I began too young&mdash;at
+eighteen&mdash;but one naturally takes marriage lightly when one knows
+it’s
+<span class = "pagenum">131</span>
+only for five years. One enters upon it as thoughtlessly as our happy
+mothers used to start their flirtations.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘The consequences are rather more serious though; we are
+disillusioned women at the age when they were still light-hearted
+girls.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘It’s the families that make it so difficult. Fatherhood is
+quite a cult nowadays. All my husbands have been of a philoprogenitive
+turn, and I have eight children.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Eight children! No wonder you look worried.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Exactly! my mother would have been horrified. Two or three
+was the correct number in her days, four at the utmost, and five a
+fatality and very rare.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Well, my dear, you needn’t have had so many; you should
+have curbed that cult of Fatherhood. No woman is compelled to bear
+children nowadays, as our unfortunate grandmothers were. Have you got
+all eight with you?’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘No, that’s just the trouble. I didn’t want to have so
+many, but of course now I’ve got them I want them with me, and of course
+their fathers want them too.’</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">132</span>
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Oh dear! how tiresome; that’s the worst of having children
+in these times. I’m sometimes glad I have none.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Then perhaps you don’t know the law about the children of
+our present marriage system? A&nbsp;sum of money has to be invested
+annually for each child, in the great State Infant Trust; when the
+marriage is dissolved the mother has the sole custody of them, unless
+the father wishes to share it; in the latter case they spend half the
+year with each parent.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘It’s fair.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘I suppose so, but oh! so terribly hard on a mother! My two
+elder girls are almost grown up, they’ve been at a boarding school for
+some time, and it was easy and natural enough for George and I to share
+them in the holidays, but now, I&nbsp;can’t keep them at the school any
+longer, and they will have to spend half the year with him. Thank
+heaven, he hasn’t been married for some time, and isn’t likely to again,
+so I haven’t the horror of a strange woman influencing them, but how can
+I guide them? how have any real control or influence over them in such
+circumstances?’</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">133</span>
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Yes, that must be very sad for you.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘It’s awful, but there’s much worse than that. My second
+husband, Gordon, the father of Arthur and Maggie, is married again, and
+his wife is jealous of his eldest children, and hates the time when they
+come to stay. And my little Arthur is so delicate, he requires ceaseless
+care and studying&mdash;I never have a happy moment when he is with
+them; he doesn’t get on well with the other children either, and always
+returns from the visits looking ill and wretched. I&nbsp;couldn’t tell
+you all I have suffered on account of Arthur! Oh! when I think of him,
+I&nbsp;could curse this infamous marriage system&mdash;it is a sin
+against nature!’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘But, my dear, it’s no use abusing the laws. Why didn’t you
+stay with Gordon, or in the first instance with George? It’s often done,
+even now.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘I know, I know, but George and I were utterly
+unsuited&mdash;we married as boy and girl. Under the old system prudent
+parents generally intervened, and the young couple were obliged to wait
+until they were sure of their own minds. But you know how things are
+now; in one’s first young infatuation,
+<span class = "pagenum">134</span>
+one is sure of five years ahead at least, and one doesn’t need to look
+beyond that.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Well, you were twenty-four when you married Gordon; why
+didn’t you choose him more carefully?’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘That was largely “a matter of economics” as I read in an
+old play called <i>Votes for Women</i>, not long ago&mdash;so quaint
+their ideas were in those days!&mdash;and there was something in it too
+about “twenty-four used not to be so young, but it’s become so!” Still,
+I&nbsp;was old enough to know better, but I was light-hearted and
+luxury-loving, and I couldn’t live on that pittance, which was all the
+law compelled George to allow me. I&nbsp;don’t blame him, it was all he
+could do to save the necessary tax for the children. So I married Gordon
+for a home, and of course it was hateful!’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘And your third husband died?’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Yes; the one who should have lived generally dies.
+I&nbsp;lost him after two years only, but I can’t talk of him, dear; he
+was just my Man of Men.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Ah! I’m glad you have had that.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Oh! I have been lucky with all my troubles, as I told you.
+I&nbsp;was alone for four
+<span class = "pagenum">135</span>
+years after I lost my Best, and I should like to have been faithful to
+him for ever. But I wasn’t strong enough; in spite of the dear children
+I was very lonely, as the elder ones were always at school.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Yes, and one wants a man, somehow, to fuss round one.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘True, it’s a fatal weakness. So at last I married my good
+little Duncan, just for companionship. I&nbsp;chose <i>him</i> carefully
+enough. Experience has taught me a lot, and I didn’t mean to be left in
+the lurch at forty as so many are.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘I’m glad he’s good to you. Yes; it’s fearful how many
+women get left alone just when they need care and love most, when their
+looks and freshness are gone, and their energy weakened. But, as you
+haven’t got that to fear, why should you be so worried now?’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘It isn’t exactly that I’m worried&mdash;I’m used up!
+Twenty years of uncertain domestic arrangements is enough to wear out
+anyone. I’ve never been able to feel settled in any house, or let myself
+get attached to a place, or plant out a garden even. One’s set of
+friends is always breaking up; people never
+<span class = "pagenum">136</span>
+seem to buy houses and estates now, or to get rooted anywhere. In the
+novels of fifty years ago, how they used to complain about being in a
+groove! They little knew how miserable life could be for want of a
+permanent groove.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘I dislike monotony, but it certainly has its advantages.
+You remember my first husband, Dick?&mdash;such a good-looking
+boy&mdash;he was crazy about golf and outdoor games. I&nbsp;got quite
+into his way of living, and it was a great trial when I married Cecil
+Innes, who hated the open air, and cared only for books and grubbing
+about in museums.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘Why did you leave Dick?’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘I didn’t really want to, we were very comfy together, but
+he fell in love with another woman. He was mad about her, and asked me
+to release him. As I had no children, I&nbsp;thought it only fair to
+agree. Cecil interested me very much at first, and he adored me, but I
+had a very dreary time with him. You know I’m not a bit literary, and he
+was so “precious” and bookish, he bored me to death. I&nbsp;was glad to
+leave him for Jack, my present husband, but Cecil’s grief at parting was
+so frightful I shall never
+<span class = "pagenum">137</span>
+forget it, and when he died soon after I felt like a murderess.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘It must have been a painful experience, but one gets
+accustomed to these tragedies, one hears of so many. There is always one
+who wants to be free, and one to remain bound.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Yes; and the unwritten tradition that it is a matter of
+honour never to seek to hold an unwilling partner quite negatives the
+law that a marriage can only terminate when both parties
+desire&nbsp;it.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘I’m sure the tragedies of parting one hears of nowadays
+are far worse than the occasional tragedies in the old days, caused by
+being bound, and ever so much more frequent.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘It wouldn’t be such an irony if <i>anyone</i> were
+benefited, but as far as I can see the men suffer nearly as much as the
+women, especially when they are old. According to our early century
+newspapers, an old bachelor or widower could always get a young and
+charming wife, but now nobody will marry an elderly man, except the old
+ladies, and the men don’t want them<ins class = "correction" title =
+"printed as double quote">.’&nbsp;</ins></p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘It’s a pity they don’t, that would solve
+<span class = "pagenum">138</span>
+a lot of the unhappiness one sees around. It must be awful to be
+deserted in one’s old age.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Talking about the old newspapers, it’s very amusing to
+read them in the British Museum, and see what wonderful things were
+expected of the leasehold marriage system when it was first legalised.
+All the abuses of the old system were to disappear: divorce, adultery,
+prostitution, and seduction&mdash;all the social evils were to go in one
+clean sweep.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘How absurdly shortsighted people were then. Divorce is
+abolished, it’s true, but the scandals and misery, broken hearts and
+broken homes that it caused are now multiplied a thousand times.
+Infidelity may be less frequent, but if people have the wish and the
+opportunity for it they’re not likely to wait for a certain number of
+years, until it ceases to be technically a sin. The same with the other
+evils. There will always be a large number of men who postpone marriage
+for financial or other reasons, and a large number of women who can only
+earn a living in one way&mdash;the oldest profession in the world will
+always be kept going! Seduction, too, is not likely to cease as long as
+the law
+<span class = "pagenum">139</span>
+is so lenient to it. There will always be ignorant, silly, unprotected
+girls and always men to take advantage of them.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘There seem to be just as many elderly spinsters, too, as
+before; the women who don’t attract men remain the same under any
+system, and often they are the best women.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘How strange it must be <i>never to have had a
+husband!</i>’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘It must be peaceful, at anyrate; but spinsters don’t look
+any happier than married women.’</p>
+
+<p><i>K.</i> ‘I can only see one good result of the leasehold
+system&mdash;that women are as anxious for motherhood now as in the
+early century they were anxious to avoid it. We grow old with the fear
+of almost certain desertion and loneliness before us, and the one hope
+for our old age is our children&mdash;&mdash;Oh! I&nbsp;am sorry,
+I&nbsp;forgot you had none.’</p>
+
+<p><i>M.</i> ‘Never mind, I often think of it, and whenever Jack admires
+or pays attention to another woman, I&nbsp;am in terror for fear he has
+found a fresh attraction and may want to leave me. What stuff they used
+to write formerly about the necessity for love being free. As if freedom
+were such a glorious thing!
+<span class = "pagenum">140</span>
+Why, we are all slaves to some convention or passion or theory; none of
+us are free, really free, and we wouldn’t like it if we were. It may be
+all very well for the fantastic love of novels to be free, but that
+strange <i>need of each other</i>, which we call “love” in real life,
+for want of a better term&mdash;<i>that</i> must be forged into a bond,
+or what help is it to us poor vacillating mortals? Love must be an
+Anchor in real life&mdash;nothing else is any use!’</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">141</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_III" id = "chapIII_III">III</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE FIASCO OF FREE LOVE</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘The ultimate standards by which all men judge of behaviour is the
+resulting happiness or misery.’</blockquote>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Conduct whose total results, immediate and remote, are injurious is bad
+conduct.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Herbert Spencer.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">Free</span> love has been called the most
+dangerous and delusive of all marriage schemes. It is based on a wholly
+impossible standard of ethics. Theoretically, it is the ideal union
+between the sexes, but it will only become practical when men and women
+have morally advanced out of all recognition. When people are all
+faithful, constant, pure-minded, and utterly unselfish, free marriage
+may be worth considering. Even then, there would be no chance for the
+ill-favoured and unattractive.</p>
+
+<p>Under present conditions no couple living <i>openly</i> in free love
+is known to have made a success of it&mdash;a solid, permanent success,
+that is. I&nbsp;believe there are couples who live happily together
+without any more durable bond
+<span class = "pagenum">142</span>
+than their mutual affection, but they wisely assume the respectable
+shelter of the wedding ring, and call themselves Mr and Mrs. Thus their
+little fledgling of free love is not required to battle against the
+overwhelming force of social ostracism. And moreover one has no means of
+knowing how long these unions stand the supreme test of time. The two
+notable modern instances of free love that naturally rise to the mind
+are George Eliot and Mary Godwin. But both the men with whom they mated
+were already married. As soon as Harriet was dead, Mary Godwin married
+Shelley, and when George Lewes had passed away, George Eliot married
+another man&mdash;an act which most people consider far less pardonable
+in the circumstances than her irregular union with Lewes. Even the
+famous Perfectionists of Oneida relapsed into ordinary marriage on the
+death of their leader, Noyes, and by his own wish.</p>
+
+<p>As an institution, free love seems widely practised in the East End
+of London, but judging by the evidence of the police courts its results
+are certainly not encouraging. I&nbsp;am told that the practice is
+common among the cotton operatives of Lancashire. The
+<span class = "pagenum">143</span>
+<i>collage</i> system is also very prevalent in France among the working
+classes, and seems to answer well enough. But only when women have the
+ability and the opportunity to support themselves is free marriage at
+all feasible from the economic standpoint, and even then there remains
+the serious question of illegitimacy. All right-minded persons must
+acknowledge that the attitude of society towards the illegitimate is
+unjust and cruel in the extreme, resulting as it does in punishing the
+perfectly innocent. But every grown man and woman is aware of this
+attitude, and those who act in defiance of it, to please themselves or
+to satisfy some whim of experiment, do so in the full knowledge that on
+their child will fall a certain burden of lifelong disadvantage. Many
+perhaps are deterred from breaking the moral law by this knowledge, but
+the number of illegitimates born in England and Wales in 1905 was
+37,300; and, in the interests of these unfortunate victims of others’
+selfishness, I&nbsp;think it is high time a more kindly and broad-minded
+attitude towards their social disability was adopted.</p>
+
+<p>I remember as a young girl going to see
+<span class = "pagenum">144</span>
+a play called <i>A Bunch of Violets</i>. The heroine discovers that her
+husband’s previous wife is alive and that her child is therefore
+illegitimate. She tells her daughter to choose between the parents,
+explaining the worldly advantages of staying with her rich, influential
+father. The harangue concludes with words to the effect: ‘With me you
+will be poor and shamed, and <i>you can never marry</i>.’ Doubtless this
+ridiculous point of view was adopted solely for the benefit of the young
+girls in the audience, but its unreasonableness disgusted me for one.
+Even to the limited intelligence of seventeen it is obvious that, since
+a name is of so much importance in life, an illegitimate girl had better
+marry as quickly as she possibly can, in order to obtain one!</p>
+
+<p>Free love has recently been much discussed in connection with
+socialism, and, thanks no doubt to the misrepresentations of certain
+newspapers, the idea seems to have gained ground that the abolition of
+marriage and the substitution of free love was part of the socialist
+programme. No more untrue charge could possibly be made, as inquiries at
+the headquarters of the various socialist bodies will quickly prove.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">145</span>
+<p>The people who advocate free love are very fond of arguing that so
+personal a matter only concerns themselves. All who think thus should
+have had a grave warning in a recent <i>cause célèbre</i>, in which
+murder, attempted suicide, permanent maiming, and a tangle of misery
+involving innocent children down to the third generation, were proved to
+have resulted from a ‘free’ union entered on nearly thirty years before.
+This and the many other tragedies of free love, which appear in the
+newspapers from time to time, seem to prove the mistake of imagining
+that we are accountable to none for our actions. A&nbsp;relationship
+which affects the future generation can never be a private and personal
+matter. E.&nbsp;R. Chapman in a very interesting essay on marriage
+published some years ago says: ‘To exchange legal marriage for mere
+voluntary unions, mere temporary partnerships, would be not to set love
+free, but to give love its death blow by divorcing it from that higher
+human element which is the note of marriage, rightly understood, and
+which places regard for order, regard for the common weal above personal
+interest and the mere self-gratification of the moment.’</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">146</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_IV" id = "chapIII_IV">IV</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">POLYGAMY AT THE POLITE DINNER-TABLE</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Last and hardest of all to eradicate in our midst, comes the monopoly
+of the human heart which is known as marriage .&nbsp;.&nbsp;. this ugly
+and barbaric form of serfdom has come in our own time by some strange
+caprice to be regarded as of positively divine origin.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Grant Allen.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">We</span> call it the polite dinner-table,
+because we never hesitate to be extremely rude to each other, when
+necessary for the purposes of argument. On this particular occasion, the
+inevitable marriage discussion, which is always to be found in one or
+other of the newspapers, was the subject of conversation, and the Good
+Stockbroker (unmarried) was vigorously defending the Holy Estate. His
+moral attitude is certainly somewhat boring, but nevertheless the Good
+Stockbroker is one of those people to whom one really is polite.
+Although obvious irritation was visible on the face of the Family
+Egotist we listened respectfully, with the exception of the
+<span class = "pagenum">147</span>
+Wicked Stockbroker, whose dinner was far too important in his scheme of
+life to be trifled with by moral conversations.</p>
+
+<p>Whatever the Good Stockbroker says the Weary Roué is of course bound
+to contradict as a matter of honour. I&nbsp;may mention that the Weary
+Roué is a man of the highest virtue and a model husband and father. His
+pose of evil experience has gained him his sarcastic nickname, but in no
+way has he earned it by his conduct. ‘You forget,’ he interposed
+languidly, when the Good Stockbroker paused, ‘that no less a philosopher
+than Schopenhauer said that the natural tendency of man is towards
+polygamy, and of woman towards monogamy.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I deny the first statement,’ said the Good Stockbroker heatedly. He
+was always heated where questions of morality were concerned, and was
+proceeding to give chapter and verse for what promised to become a
+somewhat dull discussion when the Bluestocking firmly interposed in her
+small staccato pipe:</p>
+
+<p>‘To hear you, one would suppose monogamic marriage was a divine
+institution.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Absurd, isn’t it?’ grinned the Weary Roué. The Good Stockbroker
+looked pained
+<span class = "pagenum">148</span>
+and cleared his throat. At this formidable signal, the Family
+Egotist&mdash;whose irritation had been increasing like the alleged
+circulation of a newspaper&mdash;showed every sign of hurling the
+boomerang of his opinion into the fray. This would have meant the death
+of all liveliness for some hours to come, and a general sigh had begun
+to heave, when once more our brave Bluestocking stemmed the tide.</p>
+
+<p>‘You make rather a cult of the Bible,’ she quacked scornfully,
+directing her remarks principally at the Good Stockbroker; ‘but you
+don’t seem very conversant with the Old Testament. You will find there
+ample proof that monogamic marriage is no more divine than&mdash;than
+polygamy or free love. Nor has it any celestial origin, since it varies
+with race and climate. It is simply an indispensable social
+safeguard.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I’ll have a shilling each way on it,’ murmured the Ass (an
+incorrigible youth, quite the Winston Churchill of our family cabinet),
+using his customary formula. Unheeding, the Bluestocking chirruped on
+severely: ‘You must know, if you have ever studied sociology, that
+marriage is essentially a <i>social contract</i>, primarily based on
+selfishness. At present it
+<span class = "pagenum">149</span>
+still retains its semi-barbarous form, and those who preach without
+reason of its alleged sacredness would be better employed in suggesting
+how the savage code now in vogue can be modified to meet the necessities
+of modern civilisation.’</p>
+
+<p>She paused for breath. The Good Stockbroker was pale, but faced her
+manfully. ‘Well done, Bluestocking!’ said the Weary Roué. ‘Wonderful
+woman, our Quacker,’ said the Ass, ‘I’ll have a shilling each way on
+her.’ The Wicked Stockbroker took a second helping of salad, and ate on
+unheeding, whilst the Gentle Lady at the head of the table anxiously
+watched the Family Egotist, who looked apoplectic and was toying
+truculently with a wineglass with evident danger of shortening its
+career of usefulness.</p>
+
+<p>‘I was taught,’ said the Good Stockbroker slowly, ‘to regard marriage
+as a sacred institution&mdash;a holy mystery.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Then you were taught rot,’ snapped the Bluestocking, thus living up
+to the worst traditions of the polite dinner-table, and quivering with
+intellectual fury.</p>
+
+<p>‘Recrimination&mdash;’ began the Good Stockbroker.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">150</span>
+(‘Good word that, I’ll have a shilling each way on it,’ murmured the
+Ass.)
+
+<p>‘&mdash;is not argument,’ continued the Good Stockbroker.</p>
+
+<p>‘It may not be, but what you said was <i>rot</i>,’ replied the
+Bluestocking, ‘“a&nbsp;holy mystery, instituted in the time of man’s
+innocency”&mdash;I recognise the quotation! And when was that time,
+pray? Are you referring to the Garden of Eden, or to what part of the
+Bible? The chosen people, the Hebrews, were polygamists from the time of
+Lamech, evidently with the approval of the Deity. Even the immaculate
+David had thirteen wives, and the saintly Solomon a clear thousand. Not
+much of a holy mystery in those days,&nbsp;eh?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Dear Bluestocking, you really <i>are</i>&mdash;’ murmured the Gentle
+Lady.</p>
+
+<p><ins class = "correction" title = "printed as double quote">‘</ins>Not
+at all; she’s perfectly sound,’ interposed the Weary Roué, gloating with
+ghoulish joy over the Good Stockbroker’s apparent discomfort.</p>
+
+<p>‘I give in,’ said the latter, and a yell of joy burst from the Ass
+and the Weary Roué. ‘I&nbsp;really cannot argue against a lady of such
+overwhelming eloquence,’ he continued, bowing
+<span class = "pagenum">151</span>
+in his delightful courtly way. ‘All the same, I&nbsp;shall always
+believe that marriage is a holy institution.’</p>
+
+<p>‘My dear old chap,’ said the Weary Roué, hastily, with one eye on the
+Family Egotist, who was certainly being treated badly that evening:
+‘your high-mindedness is admirable, quite admirable, but it won’t work;
+it doesn’t fit into modern conditions. Theoretically, Marriage is a Holy
+Mystery no doubt&mdash;in practice it’s apt to be an Unholy Muddle,
+sometimes a Mess. Personally I believe in polygamy.’</p>
+
+<p>Roars of laughter were stifled in their birth, as we thought of the
+Weary Roué’s circumspect spouse, and his several circumspect children,
+discreet from birth upwards.</p>
+
+<p>‘So do I&mdash;a shilling each way,’ said the Ass, inevitably.</p>
+
+<p>‘Not for myself, of course,’ continued the Weary Roué, without a
+trace of a smile, ‘that is to say, not&mdash;er&mdash;not now, but
+speaking for the majority and&mdash;er, in the abstract, polygamy would
+be a sensible institution. Just think how it would simplify all our
+modern complications, how it would mend our two worst social evils.’</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">152</span>
+<p>‘Yes, <i>think</i>, please&mdash;thinking will do,’ interposed the
+Gentle Lady, hastily.</p>
+
+<p>‘How it would solve the superfluous woman question,’ continued the
+Weary Roué, enthusiastically. ‘Think of the enormous number of miserable
+spinsters who would be happily provided for.’ An indignant quack came
+from the Bluestocking.</p>
+
+<p>‘Think of the expense,’ remarked the Good Stockbroker, dryly, and the
+Weary Roué collapsed like a pricked gas-bag.</p>
+
+<p>‘Herbert Spencer says,’ continued the Good Stockbroker, ‘that the
+tendency to monogamy is innate, and all the other forms of marriage have
+been temporary deviations, each bringing their own retributive evils.
+After all, monogamous marriage was instituted for the protection of
+women, and has been held sacred in the great and noble ages of the
+world. Quite apart from the moral point of view, however, polygamy could
+only be possible in a tropical climate, where the necessities of life
+were reduced to a minimum, and one could live on dates and rice, but as
+the average man in our glorious Free Trade country can’t afford to keep
+one wife, in decent comfort, let alone several&mdash;I
+<span class = "pagenum">153</span>
+ask, how in the name of the bank rate&mdash;?’</p>
+
+<p>‘You stockbroking chaps are so devilish sordid,’ returned the Weary
+Roué. ‘Didn’t I say <i>in the abstract</i>? Of course I know it wouldn’t
+do practically, not yet anyway, but honestly I believe it would go far
+to solve the whole sex problem.’</p>
+
+<p>‘You neither of you seem to take the woman into consideration at
+all,’ piped the Bluestocking. ‘Do you suppose we modern women with our
+resources and our education would consider such an idea for a
+moment?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Well, what do you think?’ asked the Weary Roué, with diplomatic
+deference.</p>
+
+<p>To our surprise the Bluestocking began to blush, and her blush is not
+the coy, irresponsible flushing of an ordinary girl, but a painful rush
+of blood to the face under stress of deep earnestness, the kind of blush
+which forces one to look away.</p>
+
+<p>‘Well,’ she said, with a gulp, ‘I think, perhaps&mdash;they might.’
+It was obvious the admission had cost her something. We were all
+dumfounded. The Family Egotist forgot his burning desire for speech and
+ceased to threaten his wineglass; the Gentle Lady was
+<span class = "pagenum">154</span>
+quite excited; the Weary Roué became almost alert, and the Good
+Stockbroker looked as if he were about to burst into tears.</p>
+
+<p>‘I think women might not be averse from polygamy&mdash;as a choice of
+evils,’ continued the little Bluestocking bravely, ‘for the present
+waste of womanhood in this country is a very serious evil. Of course the
+financial conditions make it impossible, as the Good Stockbroker says,
+but if it <i>were</i> possible, if it were instituted for highest
+motives, and in an entirely honourable, open manner authorised and
+sanctioned by the&mdash;er&mdash;the proper people&mdash;I think women
+could concur in it without any loss of self-respect, especially if the
+first ardent love of youth were over. After that, and when a woman
+forgets herself, having truly found herself, in the love and care of her
+children and a larger view of life and its duties&mdash;then I think
+most women could be happy in such circumstances. I&nbsp;think a great
+deal of utterly untrue stuff is talked about the agony of sexual
+jealousy, and women’s jealousy especially. Men may suffer thus,
+I&nbsp;can’t say, but I’m sure women don’t.&nbsp;It’s the humiliation,
+the unkindness, the <i>being deceived</i> and supplanted that hurts so
+when a
+<span class = "pagenum">155</span>
+man is unfaithful. But if it were all fair and above-board, if it were
+grasped that polygamy is more suited to men’s nature, and more likely to
+make for the happiness of the greatest number of women&mdash;their
+numerical strength being so far in advance of men that they couldn’t
+possibly expect to have a mate each&mdash;then I really think, after
+women had had time to readjust their ideas to this new
+condition&mdash;it may take a generation or more&mdash;I think they
+would accept it gladly, and find peace and contentment in&nbsp;it.’</p>
+
+<p>The Bluestocking paused and looked round the circle of interested
+faces. Even the Ass was intent on her words, but the Good Stockbroker’s
+eyes were averted and the Bluestocking was quite pale as she
+continued:</p>
+
+<p>‘Of course the word at once recalls the harem, the zenana, but
+nothing of that kind would do. The wives would have to live separately,
+as the Mormons do, each in her own home, with her own circle of
+interests and duties, her own lifework. No one ought to live in
+idleness, which is the cause of all sorts of discord and trouble. Every
+woman should work at something, and to help someone. I’m not thinking
+now, of
+<span class = "pagenum">156</span>
+course, of happily married and contented women, but of the thousands
+leading miserable, dull, and lonely lives, who would be infinitely
+happier if they had a certain week to look forward to, at regular
+recurring intervals, when their husbands would be living with them. It
+would bring love and human interest and, what is most important of all,
+a&nbsp;<i>motive</i> into their existence. I&nbsp;know it sounds
+dreadfully immoral,’ she went on, blushing again painfully, ‘but, oh!
+I&nbsp;don’t mean it like <i>that</i>. After all, the chief reason why
+people marry is for companionship, and it is companionship that
+unmarried women, past the gaiety of first youth, chiefly lack. The
+natural companion of woman is man; therefore, as there aren’t enough
+husbands to go round, it follows that one might do worse than share
+them. I&nbsp;don’t say it would be as satisfactory as having a devoted
+husband all to oneself, but it might be for the greatest good of the
+greatest number, and it would surely solve to a certain extent
+the&mdash;the social evils.’</p>
+
+<p>They all clapped when she had finished somewhat breathlessly. It was
+obvious that the brave Bluestocking so far lacked the
+<span class = "pagenum">157</span>
+courage of her opinions as to be agonisingly embarrassed at this public
+expression of them. The Gentle Lady, who is the most tactful creature in
+existence, accordingly rose before anyone had time to speak, and the two
+women left the room together.</p>
+
+<p>A babble of talk arose from the men, under cover of which the Good
+Stockbroker also slipped quietly away.</p>
+
+<p>‘Pass the port,’ said the Wicked Stockbroker, briskly. ‘She’s a
+deuced bright little woman, but how even the brainy ones can be so
+ignorant of life beats me, and how you chaps can be such
+hypocrites.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Hypocrites! what d’you mean?’ blustered the Family Egotist, who was
+by now almost bursting with suppressed talk.</p>
+
+<p>‘Not you, old chap, but the Weary Roué and the Good Stockbroker,
+jawing away as if they really thought monogamy was in the majority in
+this country, and polygamy was something new! Of course one expects it
+from the G.&nbsp;S., but you, W.&nbsp;R., really ought to know
+better&mdash;by the way, where is the G.&nbsp;S?’</p>
+
+<p>‘I think he must have gone to propose to the Bluestocking&mdash;to
+save her from polygamy
+<span class = "pagenum">158</span>
+and her own opinions,’ drawled the Weary Roué, lighting his
+cigarette.</p>
+
+<p>‘Stout fella! I believe he has!’ cried the Ass, excitedly. ‘I’ll have
+a shilling each way on it with any of you&mdash;I mean it, really!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh! what if he has?’ said the Family Egotist, irritably. ‘What does
+one fool more in the world matter? Do stop rotting, you fellows, and
+pass the port.’</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">159</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_V" id = "chapIII_V">V</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">IS LEGALISED POLYANDRY THE SOLUTION?</span></h4>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">In</span> Mr W. Somerset Maugham’s very
+interesting psychological study, <i>Mrs Craddock</i>, he makes one of
+his characters say: ‘The fact is that few women can be happy with only
+one husband. I&nbsp;believe that the only solution of the marriage
+question is legalised polyandry.’</p>
+
+<p>This is the kind of statement which it is only respectable to receive
+with horror, but if the secrets of feminine hearts could be known it
+might prove that a goodly amount of this horror is assumed.
+I&nbsp;decline to commit my sex either way. Mr Maugham is evidently a
+gentleman very deeply experienced in feminine hearts, and I daresay he
+knows what he is talking of. He is, moreover, safely unmarried, but even
+he entrenches himself behind one of the characters in his novel, and who
+am I that a greater courage should be expected of&nbsp;me?</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">160</span>
+<p>There is, of course, a marvellous virtue in the word ‘legalised.’ The
+most unholy and horrible marriages between fair young girls and rich or
+titled dotards, drunkards, or <i>cretins</i> are considered perfectly
+proper and respectable because ‘legalised.’ Yet the people who
+countenance these abominations would probably be unutterably shocked by
+the very whisper of polyandry&mdash;an infinitely more decent relation,
+because regulated by honest sex attraction, and free presumably from
+mercenary considerations. But whether legalised polyandry is <span class
+= "smallroman">THE</span> solution to the marriage question or not, it
+is clearly an impossible one for women-ridden England, and though of
+late years women have made startling strides, and shown themselves
+possessed of unsuspected vitality, it seems unlikely that their
+superfluous energies will be expended in this direction.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">161</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_VI" id = "chapIII_VI">VI</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">A WORD FOR DUOGAMY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘God made you, but you marry yourself.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R. L. Stevenson.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">The</span> day after the polite
+dinner-party, Isolda, Miranda, and Amoret came in to tea, and I retailed
+to them the discussion of the previous evening on polygamy.</p>
+
+<p>‘I see the Bluestocking’s point,’ said Isolda, thoughtfully:
+‘polygamy might be acceptable to the superfluous woman who can’t marry
+under present conditions&mdash;the discontented spinster to whom the
+single state is so detestable that even polygamy would be
+preferable&mdash;but it would never be acceptable to the woman who can
+and does marry.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Yet how many married women put up with it nowadays?’ said Miranda;
+‘aren’t there ever so many wives who condone their husband’s infidelity,
+and endure it as best they can, for the sake of the children, or for
+social reasons, or because they’re sufficiently attached
+<span class = "pagenum">162</span>
+to the man to prefer a share of him to life alone without him? And what
+is that but countenancing polygyny?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Ah! but then the other women are only mistresses,’ exclaimed Isolda.
+‘One might tolerate that unwillingly, but another legal wife, with
+rights equal to one’s own or, worse, with children to compete with one’s
+own&mdash;never!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Well, perhaps not,’ agreed Miranda; ‘I suppose a legal and permanent
+rival would be somewhat different, but, after all, it’s only the middle
+class in England who can be termed strictly monogamous&mdash;the upper
+and lowest are as polygynous as can be. It’s only our British hypocrisy
+that makes us pretend monogamy is our rule!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Don’t quarrel with British hypocrisy,’ said Amoret, lazily, ‘it’s
+our most valuable national asset. Hypocrisy simply holds the fabric of
+society together.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Agreed,’ said Isolda, ‘we must pretend to believe monogamy is the
+rule, for peace sake, and for the ideal’s sake. Of course everybody
+knows there are plenty of polygynous husbands about, and, for the matter
+of that, polyandrous wives, but hypocrisy is
+<span class = "pagenum">163</span>
+a great aid to decency, and a nation must have decency of <i>theory</i>
+at least, if not of practice, or we
+should&mdash;er&mdash;h’m&mdash;decline like the Romans.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I was waiting for one of you to mention the Romans,’ interposed
+Amoret, who for all her frivolity has a certain humorous shrewdness of
+her own. ‘It’s an invariable feature of all discussions on marriage.
+Directly one so much as breathes a suggestion that the marriage tie
+should be made more flexible to suit modern conditions, everyone
+present, except the unhappily married, pulls a long face and quotes the
+awful example of the Romans. Now I’ve got a gorgeous idea for solving
+the marriage problem.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Tell us,’ cried three voices in unison.</p>
+
+<p>‘Not yet, let’s get rid of the Romans first. I confided my idea to a
+man the other day, and when he had floored me with the Romans as usual,
+I&nbsp;went and looked up Gibbon.’</p>
+
+<p>Laughter interrupted her: the idea of our butterfly Amoret poring
+over Gibbon.</p>
+
+<p>‘Yes, I did,’ she continued, ‘and, as far as I could make out, it
+wasn’t their easy ideas about marriage that caused their decline, but
+<span class = "pagenum">164</span>
+their&mdash;what shall I say?&mdash;their general moral
+slackness.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I know,’ said Isolda, coming to the rescue. ‘I was reading a
+frightfully interesting book about it the other day, <i>Imperial
+Purple</i>. It was the relaxing of all ideals, the giving way entirely
+to carnal appetites, the utter lack of moral backbone consequent on
+excess of luxury and prosperity that smashed up the Romans. But if a
+strenuous, cold-blooded nation like ourselves chose to relax the
+stringent conditions of marriage, and kept strictly to the innovation,
+well, it’s absurd to say all our ideals would deteriorate and the Empire
+collapse in consequence!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Hear, hear! Worthy of the Bluestocking herself!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Very well,’ said Miranda. ‘I’ll give in about the Romans if you
+like, just so as to get on with the conversation. Now let’s have your
+gorgeous idea, Amoret.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It’s just this,’ said Amoret. ‘<i>Duogamy.</i>’</p>
+
+<p>‘<i>Duo</i>&mdash;two<ins class = "correction" title =
+"printed as double quote">?’ </ins></p>
+
+<p>‘Exactly&mdash;two partners apiece. We’re all so complex nowadays
+that one can’t possibly satisfy us. Two would just do it. Two would
+serve to relax the tension of married
+<span class = "pagenum">165</span>
+life, and yet would not lead to what the newspapers call licence.
+Everyone would have another chance, and what the first partner lacked
+would be supplied by the second.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It’s not such a bad idea,’ said Isolda, musingly. ‘Launcelot could
+choose a good walker and bridge player for his alternative wife, and I’d
+try to find a man who hated cards and never walked a step when he could
+possibly ride.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I think it’s a grand idea,’ cried Miranda, enthusiastically.
+‘Lysander could find a woman who’d play his accompaniments and love
+musical comedies, and I’d look out for a man who made a cult of the
+higher drama and had two permanent stalls at the Vedrenne-Barker
+Theatre.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It would simply solve everything,’ cried Amoret, ecstatically.
+‘Whenever Theodore was disagreeable, off I’d go to my other
+one&mdash;and yet without feeling I was neglecting him, as he could go
+to <i>his</i> other one. She would probably be a worthy, stolid,
+stayless lady with none of my faults, and when he was fed up with her
+stolid staylessness he could come back to me, and my very faults,
+<span class = "pagenum">166</span>
+you see, would be pleasing to him by reason of their contrast to hers,
+and <i>vice versa</i>.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It’s really a wonderful idea,’ said Isolda, thoughtfully,
+‘I&nbsp;wonder no one thought of it before. There would be fewer old
+maids, as men wouldn’t be so terribly shy of matrimony when they knew
+there would always be that second chance. They wouldn’t expect so much
+from one wife as they do now. And think what a good effect it would have
+on our manners, too&mdash;how kind and polite and self-controlled we
+would be, under fear of being compared unfavourably with the other
+one.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Yes, it would certainly keep us all up to the mark,’ reflected
+Miranda, ‘slovenly wives would make an effort to be smart, and shrewish
+ones would put a curb on their tongues. Husbands would be quite
+loverlike and attentive, in their anxiety to outdo the other
+fellow.’</p>
+
+<p>‘It would smooth out the tangles all round,’ declared Amoret; ‘now
+just take the cases known to us personally. The Fred Smiths, for
+instance, haven’t spoken to each other for three years, just because
+Fred fell in love with Miss Brown and spends
+<span class = "pagenum">167</span>
+nearly all his time with her. Mrs Smith is broken-hearted, Fred looks
+miserable enough&mdash;a home where no one speaks to you must be simply
+Hades&mdash;and the Brown girl is always threatening to commit suicide.
+The affair has quite spoilt her life, and it must be very hard luck on
+the Smith children, growing up in such an atmosphere. My plan would have
+done away with all this misery: Fred could have married Miss Brown, and
+gone on living happily at intervals with Mrs Smith.’</p>
+
+<p>‘But what would Mrs Smith do in the intervals? She happens to have
+found no counter attraction.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Well, perhaps if duogamy had been the custom, she would have looked
+out for one,’ said Amoret, ‘most married women could find one
+alternative, I’m sure. But, any way, no plan is perfect, and there are
+lots of wives who wouldn’t want a second husband at all, and who would
+be only too glad of a restful period, when no dinners need be ordered.
+Then take the case of the Robinsons: Dick Jones adores Mrs Robinson and
+is utterly wretched because he can only be a friend to her. She is very
+fond of him, and fond
+<span class = "pagenum">168</span>
+of her husband too; she could make them both very happy if they would
+share her.’</p>
+
+<p>‘I have often felt I could make two men happy,’ said Isolda. ‘Some of
+my best points are wasted on Launcelot. Then, too, he never tires of the
+country and his beloved golf, but I do, and when one of my fits of
+London-longing were to come over me I’d just run up to town and have a
+ripping time with my London husband.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Without feeling you were doing anything wrong,’ supplemented Amoret,
+whose apparent experience of the qualms of conscience struck me as being
+rather suspicious.</p>
+
+<p>‘It’s no good, girls,’ said Miranda, suddenly. ‘It’s no
+good&mdash;duogamy’s off! Think of the servants!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Horrors, the servants!’ said Isolda, blankly.</p>
+
+<p>‘Yes, I was afraid you would soon find out the one weak spot,’ said
+Amoret, regretfully. ‘Of course it would be awful having to cope with
+two lots of servants. One husband could afford to keep four or five,
+say, and the other only one or two, and each lot would get out of hand
+during the wife’s absence.’</p>
+
+<p>‘So instead of having a perfectly deevy time
+<span class = "pagenum">169</span>
+with two husbands vying with each other in pleasing one, one would have
+a fearsome existence constantly breaking-in minions. Directly one had
+got A.’s servants into order, it would be time to go back to B.&nbsp;and
+do the same there.’</p>
+
+<p>‘No; thank you,’ said Isolda, firmly, ‘one lot is enough for me. I’ve
+said dozens of times, for the servant reason alone, that I wish I had
+never married. It would be madness to actually double one’s burden. You
+can strike me off the list of duogamists, Amoret, until the Servant
+Question is solved by some new invention of machinery, or the
+importation of Chinese.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Perhaps,’ Amoret suggested hopefully, ‘your alternative might
+consent to live in a hotel.’</p>
+
+<p>‘No such luck,’ said Isolda, mournfully, ‘when a man marries it’s
+mostly for a home&mdash;why else should he marry unless it’s for the
+children? Good gracious! I’d forgotten all about the children. Of course
+that settles&nbsp;it.’</p>
+
+<p>‘The <i>cul-de-sac</i> of all reforms!’ said Amoret, tragically.
+‘It’s impossible to suggest any revision in the marriage system that
+isn’t
+<span class = "pagenum">170</span>
+instantly quashed by the children complication.’</p>
+
+<p>We all sat silent, busy with our thoughts, and then Isolda
+shuddered.</p>
+
+<p>‘Duogamy’s no good,’ she said emphatically, ‘and I <i>am</i> so
+disappointed!’</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">171</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIII_VII" id = "chapIII_VII">VII</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE ADVANTAGES OF THE PRELIMINARY<br>
+CANTER</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Marriage is terrifying, but so is a cold and forlorn old age.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">Of</span> all the revolutionary suggestions
+for improving the present marriage system, the most sensible and
+feasible seems to me marriage ‘on approval’&mdash;in other words,
+a&nbsp;‘preliminary canter.’ The procedure would be somewhat as follows:
+a&nbsp;couple on deciding to marry would go through a legal form of
+contract, agreeing to take each other as husband and wife for a limited
+term of years&mdash;say three. This period would allow two years for a
+fair trial, after the abnormal and exceptionally trying first year was
+over. Any shorter time would be insufficient. At the conclusion of the
+three years, the contracting parties would have the option of dissolving
+the marriage&mdash;the dissolution not to become absolute for another
+six months, so
+<span class = "pagenum">172</span>
+as to allow every opportunity of testing the genuineness of the desire
+to part. If no dissolution were desired, the marriage would then be
+ratified by a religious or final legal ceremony, and become permanently
+binding.</p>
+
+<p>In the case of a marriage dissolved, each party would be free to wed
+again; but the second essay must be final and permanent from the start.
+This restriction would be absolutely necessary if the preliminary canter
+plan is not to degenerate into a species of legalised free love, as
+there are many men, and some women, who would ‘always go on cantering,’
+as Amoret expressed it once&mdash;and the upshot would be nothing less
+than leasehold marriage for the short term of three years.</p>
+
+<p>It might be urged against this plan that many couples who come to
+grief in the danger zone of married life&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> nearing the
+tenth year&mdash;are perfectly happy in the early years. But human love
+being as mutable as it is, and people and conditions being so liable to
+change, it is impossible to arrive at any permanent marriage system
+which allows for this. It must, however, be remembered that, in the
+majority of unhappy unions, it is
+<span class = "pagenum">173</span>
+not the system, but the individuals who are to blame. The institution of
+the conjugal novitiate would, however, reduce the number of divorces
+considerably, by making less possible the miserable misfits in
+temperament now so prevalent. It would give a second chance to those who
+had made a mistake, yet without resulting in that promiscuity of
+intercourse which is a danger to society and fatal to the best interests
+of the race. Of what other scheme can the same be said?</p>
+
+<p>For married women in the novitiate period a new prefix would have to
+be invented, which they would retain if the union were dissolved.
+<i>Mrs</i> would be the distinguishing prefix of women who had entered
+on the final and permanent state of matrimony. Whether the wife would
+take the husband’s surname during the probationary term would be another
+question for decision by the majority; I&nbsp;should incline to her
+retaining her maiden name with the aforesaid prefix, and only assuming
+that of the husband with the Mrs of finality. But these are mere
+details.</p>
+
+<p>As regards the important question of the
+<span class = "pagenum">174</span>
+children, the issue of a probationary union would, of course, be
+legitimate, but I think wise people would see to it that no children
+were born to them until the marriage had been finally ratified.
+Certainly children would be the exception rather than the rule, but the
+question of their custody in the case of dissolved marriages would be
+one requiring the most thoughtful legislation. To divide the child’s
+time between the parents is an undesirable expedient, and one that must
+to a certain extent be harmful, since a settled existence and routine is
+so essential for children’s well-being. Yet to deprive the father of
+them altogether is equally undesirable.</p>
+
+<p>The conjugal novitiate is not a new scheme. It was practised prior to
+the Reformation in Scotland under the name of ‘hand-fasting.’ The
+parties met at the annual fairs, and by the ceremony of joining hands
+declared themselves man and wife for a year. On the anniversary of this
+function they were legally married by a priest&mdash;if all had gone
+well with them. If they had found the union a failure they parted.</p>
+
+
+<div class = "page">
+
+<span class = "pagenum">175</span>
+
+<h3><a name = "part_IV" id = "part_IV">
+PART IV</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">CHILDREN&mdash;THE <i>CUL-DE-SAC</i> OF ALL<br>
+REFORMS</span></h3>
+
+<p>‘An early result, partly of her sex, partly of her passive strain is
+the founding, through the instrumentality of the first savage Mother, of
+a new and beautiful social state&mdash;Domesticity.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.
+One day there appears in this roofless room that which is to teach the
+teachers of the world&mdash;a Little Child.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Henry Drummond.</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Every good woman is by nature a mother, and finds best in maternity
+her social and moral salvation. She shall be saved in child-bearing.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Grant Allen.</span></p>
+
+<p>‘Children are a man’s power and his honour.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Hobbes.</span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<!-- 176 -->
+
+<span class = "pagenum">177</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIV_I" id = "chapIV_I">I</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">TO BEGET OR NOT TO BEGET&mdash;THE QUESTION<br>
+OF THE DAY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘Marriage is therefore rooted in family rather than family in marriage.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Westermarck.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">If</span> we could leave children out of
+the question, the readjustment of the conjugal conditions would be
+simple enough. But Amoret has truly called this problem ‘the
+<i>cul-de-sac</i> of all reforms.’ Any system, whatever its form,
+whether leasehold marriage, free love, polygamy, polyandry, or
+duogamy&mdash;any scheme that tends to confuse the fatherhood of the
+child, or deprive the child of the solid advantages of a permanent
+home&mdash;is hopeless from the start. This, however, obviously applies
+only to the couples who have children. Formerly those who married
+expected to have a family, and were disappointed if this hope were not
+fulfilled. That it was possible to limit the number of their offspring,
+or even to avoid parenthood entirely, was of course
+<span class = "pagenum">178</span>
+unknown to them. Nowadays all this is changed, and the doctrines of
+Malthus obtain everywhere.</p>
+
+<p>Bernard Shaw says: ‘The artificial sterilisation of matrimony is the
+most revolutionary discovery of the nineteenth century.’ It certainly
+makes possible the revolutionary suggestions about marriage, or rather
+<i>would</i> make them more feasible if the ‘discovery’ were universally
+put into practice.</p>
+
+<p>Let us take it then, that where children are desired no relaxation of
+our present marriage system is advisable, and that people who wish to
+experiment in new matrimonial schemes must resolutely avoid the
+‘<i>cul-de-sac</i> of all reforms,’ and remain childless.</p>
+
+<p>To beget or not to beget&mdash;that is the question nowadays, and a
+very vexed question it is. There is hardly a subject on which opinions
+are more diversified. Some people regard parenthood as the most horrible
+disaster; others think that to die without creating is to have lived
+uselessly. I&nbsp;heard a woman say once: ‘I&nbsp;hate children; it’s
+much better to keep a few dear dogs,’ and she was not an ignorant or
+devitalised girl, but a healthy, sensible, fully developed young
+<span class = "pagenum">179</span>
+woman of six-and-twenty. Not long ago another woman, in announcing her
+engagement to me, added in the same breath that she didn’t mean to have
+children on any account. Mr George Moore, in that sinister and repulsive
+book, <i>The Confessions of a Young Man</i> says: ‘That I may die
+childless, that when my hour comes I may turn my face to the wall,
+saying, I&nbsp;have not increased the great evil of human
+life&mdash;then, though I were murderer, fornicator, thief, and liar, my
+sins shall melt even as a cloud. But he who dies with children about
+him, though his life were in all else an excellent deed, shall be held
+accursed by the truly wise, and the stain upon him shall endure for
+ever.’ (One wonders on reading this why Mr Moore continues to perpetuate
+the great evil of human life in his own person, when he could so easily
+end his existence without paining anyone!)</p>
+
+<p>But I have heard many people, both men and women, married and single,
+say that without children marriage is meaningless, in which opinion I
+heartily concur. More than one young woman dowered with generous blood,
+vitality, and courage has confided in me
+<span class = "pagenum">180</span>
+that whether she should marry or not she wished to be a mother at all
+costs. It is one of the disastrous results of men’s shrinking from
+matrimony that fine women like these must deliberately stifle this
+glorious passion of motherhood, or pay a terrible price for expressing
+it&mdash;a price exacted not only from themselves but from the child to
+whom they have given life. Such women, however, are not often met
+with.</p>
+
+<p>And now we come to the reason why people do not want children. ‘We
+can’t afford it’ is the plea most frequently heard, and a despicably
+selfish one it is. I&nbsp;have said previously that every man can afford
+to marry&mdash;when he meets the right woman. To this I add that every
+man who can afford a wife can also afford a child. People who are too
+selfish to afford a couple of children (or&nbsp;at least one, sad though
+it be for the youngster to have neither brother nor sister) ought not to
+marry at all. Some people say they are happy enough without little ones.
+A&nbsp;good many women deliberately forgo their prospect of motherhood
+because it would interrupt their pleasures, spoil the hunting season,
+interfere with their desire to travel or their
+<span class = "pagenum">181</span>
+craze for games. Perhaps some day they may think too high a price was
+paid for indulgence in these hobbies. Others honestly dislike children,
+and would be entirely at a loss in possessing them. It is as well that
+such people should have none: the poor little unwanted ones can always
+be recognised.</p>
+
+<p>‘Delicacy’ is another plea put forward by neurotic women who are not
+one whit too delicate to bear a child. Where the ill-health is genuine,
+or some constitutional weakness or disorder is present, of course this
+plea is sensible enough. An apparently sane woman once told me quite
+seriously that she would have liked a child, only she often had a bad
+cough in the winter, and would not risk the possibility of ‘handing it
+on.’ Her lungs were perfectly sound, it was merely a temporary cough
+that troubled her. On the same occasion another woman present remarked
+that she too would have liked a child, only ‘there wouldn’t be room in
+our flat, and it is so convenient, we shouldn’t like to leave it.’ My
+state of mind on hearing these remarks could only have been adequately
+expressed by knocking these two ladies down and trampling on them, and
+as this course
+<span class = "pagenum">182</span>
+would not have found favour with our hostess, I&nbsp;had to content
+myself with merely being rather rude to them.</p>
+
+<p>I believe the root of the whole matter is that the maternal instinct
+is not so general as formerly. The causes for this I am not wise enough
+to determine. It may be due to the greater enfranchisement of women, the
+widening of women’s lives and ambitions, the new occupations, the new
+interests which have so transformed feminine existence. Maternity and
+the grievous and irksome processes of its accomplishment are apt to
+interfere with all this. The instinct of motherhood is still doubtless
+innate in the majority; when the babies come, often unwelcome, the
+instinct reasserts itself as a rule, but it is certainly not general for
+the average woman of to-day to feel it stirring before marriage or
+actual motherhood, and I honestly believe that the number of women who,
+like the female bee, are utterly without this instinct is yearly
+increasing. It has often occurred to me that men are really fonder of
+children than are women. In my own experience, I&nbsp;hardly know a man
+who does not love them, whereas I know many women who positively detest
+<span class = "pagenum">183</span>
+children, and many others who only endure their own because they must.
+I&nbsp;have also observed that quite devoted mothers dislike all other
+children, whereas men, if fond of the little ones at all, seem fond of
+every child. Note the attention men will pay a not particularly
+attractive child in a railway carriage, whilst the women present are
+entirely indifferent to it. A&nbsp;lady who has kept a girls’ school for
+many years told me recently that in her opinion the very nature of girls
+seems changing, and love of dolls and babies is apparently decaying. Can
+this be generally true? Is it possible that the higher education of
+women has such grave drawbacks?</p>
+
+<p>Fortunately for the honour and ideals of our country, the
+philoprogenitive element is still in an overwhelming majority and many
+people who for various reasons do not actually want children are ready
+enough to welcome the Stork if he does elect to pay them a visit. In
+after years they will tell one that they can’t imagine what life would
+have been like without the noise of little feet throughout the house,
+the clamour of little voices, the tender faces of little children.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">184</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIV_II" id = "chapIV_II">II</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">THE PROS AND CONS OF THE LIMITED<br>
+FAMILY</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘The child&mdash;Heaven’s gift.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;Tennyson.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">On</span> the other hand, though I think it
+the greatest possible mistake for legally married people to
+intentionally remain childless, for any reason other than mental or
+physical degeneration, I&nbsp;am strongly against the Lutheran doctrine
+of unlimited families. Times have changed since Luther’s day, and the
+necessity for small families is fairly obvious in the twentieth century
+for all but very wealthy people. Where money is no object, and the
+parents are thoroughly robust, the great luxury of a large family may be
+indulged in. And it <i>is</i> a luxury, let cynics sneer as they choose.
+We modern parents with our two and three children, or our one ewe lamb
+who can scarcely be trusted out of our sight because he is our unique
+creative effort&mdash;we
+<span class = "pagenum">185</span>
+miss much of the real domestic joy that our mothers and fathers must
+have known, with their baker’s dozen or so of lusty boys and girls. Our
+children can’t even get up a set of tennis among themselves without
+borrowing one or more from another household. Much of the anxiety and
+worry we suffer over our rare offspring was unknown in the days when
+blessings were numerous, and families ran into two figures as a matter
+of course.</p>
+
+<p>Nowadays these joys are the luxuries of the wealthy, who, however,
+rarely avail themselves of this special privilege of riches. With the
+necessities of life getting dearer every year, a&nbsp;continual panic in
+the money market, and the pressure of competition assuming nightmare
+proportions&mdash;a small family of two or three children is all the man
+of moderate income can allow himself. Four is an outside number, but it
+is worth making some sacrifices to attain it. Professor E.&nbsp;A. Ross
+has recently stated in <i>The American Journal of Sociology</i> that
+although restriction ‘results in diffusion of economic well-being;
+lessens infant mortality; ceases population pressure, which is the
+principal cause of war, mass poverty, wolfish competition and class
+conflict,’
+<span class = "pagenum">186</span>
+yet there are ‘disquieting effects, and in one-child or two-child
+families both parents and children miss many of the best lessons of
+life; the type to be standardised is not the family of one to three but
+the family of four to six.’ The German scientist, Möbius, has also
+stated his opinion that the general adoption of the two-children system
+would lead to deterioration of the race.</p>
+
+<p>But whether the family numbers one or six, it is all one to Father
+Bernard Vaughan, who in his violent attack on modern parents draws no
+distinction between the rich man who has but one child and the
+hard-working professional man who has several. To limit one’s family at
+all is in his eyes a heinous and revolting sin, ‘a&nbsp;vile practice,’
+and people who do it are ‘traitors to an all-important clause in the
+sacred contract which they called upon God to witness they meant to
+keep.’ This last is hardly logical&mdash;none of us are responsible for
+the wording of the marriage service, and we cannot very well interrupt
+the recital of its barbaric formulæ to explain that there are
+limitations to our desire for multiplication.</p>
+
+<p>Father Vaughan also says that this disinclination to multiply means
+‘the extinction
+<span class = "pagenum">187</span>
+of Christian morality,’ and constitutes ‘defiance of God.’ It is not
+clear to me why a respectable middle-class couple who decide that three
+children is a more suitable number than twelve or fourteen for an income
+of, say, £300 a year, should be accused of defying God by this exercise
+of common-sense and self-control. Is the idea that the children will
+only be sent if the Almighty wishes us to have them, and it is therefore
+impious to regulate the number? It would be just as fair to accuse a
+young woman who refuses several offers of marriage of defying God, since
+He clearly wishes her to marry. Bodily ills and accidents presumably
+come from the same divine agency, yet no one thinks it sinful to seek to
+remedy these with the means science has provided for the purpose. Why
+are the means of regulating families made known to us if we are not to
+use them when population-pressure becomes acute? The doctrine of
+Free-will becomes a positive farce if Father Vaughan is right. If he
+confined his remarks to people who deliberately refuse to have
+<i>any</i> children, he would have found many adherents, but he
+alienates our sympathy by the very excess of his denunciation. He
+<span class = "pagenum">188</span>
+even brands as immoral the practice of regulating the time between the
+births of children, which is so essential to the mother’s health.
+Apparently he would think it right for a woman to have a baby every
+eleven months or so, irrespective of her husband’s limited income, until
+she became an ailing wreck or died of over-production, leaving her
+family in the plight of being motherless. His remarks are of course
+directed principally at ‘smart’ society people, but as Father Vaughan
+considers lack of means no excuse for ‘deliberate regulation of the
+marriage state,’ his strictures must be taken as applying to all alike.
+One feels inclined to echo with a character in <i>The
+Merry-Go-Round</i>: ‘In this world it is the good people who do all the
+harm.’</p>
+
+<p>I learn that as long ago as 1872, before there was any perceptible
+fall in the birth-rate to consider, an article by Mr Montagu
+Crackenthorpe, Q.C., appeared in <i>The Fortnightly Review</i>,
+contending that small families were a sign of progress rather than of
+retrogression. This article was recently republished in a book entitled
+<i>Population and Progress</i>. There are many other books on the
+subject,
+<span class = "pagenum">189</span>
+and to them I must refer those of my readers who desire further
+knowledge of this very important problem. I&nbsp;have no space for an
+exhaustive consideration of it here. It is a subject essentially
+considered by the majority from a narrow, personal point of view, for it
+is impossible to expect people struggling for existence to ‘think
+imperially,’ and put the needs of the Empire before the limitations of
+their income. The question from the economic standpoint has been
+exhaustively dealt with by that master of political economy, Mr Sidney
+Webb in a pamphlet entitled <i>The Decline of the Birth Rate</i>,
+published by the Fabian Society at&nbsp;1d.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+I wish I could convince people, however, of the mistake of having only
+one child. The loss to the parents is heavy and to the child
+incalculable. All parents who have tried it know what disadvantages they
+experience in their early attempts at training, when there is ‘no one to
+play with,’ and no one to give up to&mdash;perhaps the most important of
+life’s lessons. Two or more children growing up together are twice as
+easy to manage and to teach as is one alone, and
+<span class = "pagenum">190</span>
+infinitely happier in every way. Later on, schoolfellows to a certain
+extent supply the deficiency, but the only child is still no less an
+object for commiseration, as are his parents. All their hopes are
+centred in the one, and, as the circumstances almost inevitably combine
+to spoil the one, their hopes are more or less handicapped. Parents find
+out too late that they have made a mistake.</p>
+
+<p>I was at a children’s party not long ago where ‘sole hopes’ were
+greatly in the majority. A&nbsp;lovely little family trio consisting of
+a boy and two tiny girls was much admired and the mother openly envied.
+Several of the mothers present said they often wished that Joan or Tommy
+had a brother or sister. As few of the children mentioned were over
+five, the difficulty did not seem insuperable, but opinions were
+unanimous among the ladies that it was ‘too late to start the nursery
+again’; ‘it was no good unless the two could grow up together, five
+years was too great a gap,’ and so on. No doubt they will one day
+bitterly regret their timidity, as many women to my personal knowledge
+have already done. Joan or Tommy may be taken from them, or what is
+worse may turn out unloving and
+<span class = "pagenum">191</span>
+undutiful, and in that sad day they will have no other children to
+turn&nbsp;to.</p>
+
+<p>If the facile writers of those endless newspaper articles on the
+degeneracy of modern women really wish to make good their case, they had
+better abandon their foolish complaints as to women’s inability to
+manage the spinning-wheel or preserve pickles, and other tasks which the
+progress of machinery have rendered unnecessary. Let them instead turn
+their attention for proof of degeneracy to the strange helplessness of
+middle-class mothers in training their children, and their dread of
+nursery complications. I&nbsp;know many a woman whose financial ability
+and capacity for organising almost amounts to genius, who would
+doubtless not be at a loss in dealing with a burglar, yet who would on
+no account face the terrors of a longish railway journey in sole charge
+of her two-year-old child, whilst to ‘take the baby at night’ once in a
+way during the nurse’s absence from home is a nerve-shattering
+experience which necessitates at least one day’s complete rest in bed
+afterwards.</p>
+
+<p>‘To start the nursery again,’ with all its complicated machinery,
+when the sole hope
+<span class = "pagenum">192</span>
+has got over its teething torments, can walk, feed itself, and generally
+be companionable, is a prospect before which modern mothers seem to
+quail. The remedy is to multiply the number of hopes before the nursery
+has time to be outgrown by Hope No. 1, in fact to keep the nursery going
+a good many years longer than is nowadays fashionable&mdash;though by no
+means for the unlimited period advised by Father Vaughan and other
+celibate priests entirely ignorant of nurseries and their exigences!</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">193</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapIV_III" id = "chapIV_III">III</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">PARENTHOOD: THE HIGHEST DESTINY</span></h4>
+
+<div class = "verse">
+<p>‘O happy husband! happy wife!</p>
+<p>&nbsp;The rarest blessing Heaven drops down</p>
+<p>&nbsp;The sweetest treasure in spring’s crown,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;Starts in the furrow of your life.’</p>
+<p class = "right">
+&mdash;<span class = "smallcaps">Gerald Massey.</span></p>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">Perhaps</span> I may be accused of dealing
+with marriage in a too flippant manner. Most of the treatises that I
+have read have erred in the opposite direction and have treated the
+subject from a tediously transcendental point of view. I&nbsp;have
+purposely tried to deal with realities, with facts, with matrimony as it
+really is&mdash;I mean as it really appears to me&mdash;in this very
+workaday world, and not as it might be in a glorious ideal world of
+noble spirits.</p>
+
+<p>In truth, marriage, as it is carried out by the large majority does
+not seem to me to possess much of a sacred element. What is there holy
+in the fact of two human beings agreeing to live together to suit their
+own
+<span class = "pagenum">194</span>
+convenience, for purely social and domestic reasons, and very often with
+a strong commercial motive? There is, of course, a&nbsp;certain sanctity
+about all love, but, of the various kinds of human love, the sexual
+variety seems the least holy in itself. Family love, where the tie of
+blood exists, the love between friends&mdash;purest of all
+affections&mdash;is often more essentially sacred than the so-called
+holy love between husband and wife. Marriage, the mere social and
+physical union of men and women, <i>apart from parenthood</i>, is simply
+a partnership&mdash;resulting, if you like, in an enormous increase of
+happiness and good to the contracting parties&mdash;essentially an
+excellent contract, but a mere mundane contract for all that. But when
+the children come, when the divine and wonderful miracle is
+accomplished, then, indeed, is marriage placed on a wholly different
+basis, and in dealing with it, I&nbsp;willingly take my shoes from off
+my feet, for it is holy ground.</p>
+
+<p>On the birth of a child the union that produced it acquires an
+immortal significance. Formerly of importance only to the two people
+concerned, the union is now of importance to the State and to posterity,
+and consequently
+<span class = "pagenum">195</span>
+a truly awful responsibility devolves on the parents. On the physique,
+the character, the intelligence of each child the fate of future
+generations may depend. If we do not feed our child properly he may be
+rickety, and a future generation may be deformed for our carelessness.
+If we do not teach him thoroughly the duty of self-control he may become
+a drunkard or a libertine, and a thousand subsequent evils may curse our
+grandchildren. ‘The responsibilities of perpetuating the existence of a
+race, with all its immeasurable possibilities of sin and suffering, is
+one from which the boldest might recoil. But the only effective way of
+improving the lot of man is to rear up a new generation of better stock.
+For the reflecting to shirk parentage is to make over the future to the
+spawn of unreflecting indulgence. In the world’s great field of battle
+no duty is higher than to keep the ranks of the forces of Light well
+filled with recruits. It is to no holiday that our offspring are
+called&mdash;rather it is to a combat long and stern, ending in
+inevitable death.’<a class = "tag" name = "tag5" id = "tag5" href =
+"#note5">5</a></p>
+
+<p>It has been truly said that children are the
+<span class = "pagenum">196</span>
+wealth of nations: if we were to take our parenthood very seriously
+indeed&mdash;far, far more seriously than we now do, surely this would
+prove the strongest defence against the moral and physical decay of
+which we hear so much. I&nbsp;would like to see parenthood elevated to
+the dignity of a great spiritual ideal. Not that I advocate the
+ultra-glorification of mere procreation in itself, though to bring fine
+and healthy children into the world is an excellent service, and one
+that men and women ought to take the highest pride in, but ‘to summon an
+immortal soul into being&mdash;what act is comparable to this?’ To train
+the new-born spirit to grow towards the sun, striving to develop in it
+the nobler possibilities of the complex human organism and make of it an
+‘upright, heaven-facing speaker’&mdash;what better lifework can a man or
+woman hope to achieve, what greater monument to leave behind?</p>
+
+<p>If parenthood were to become a great ideal, in time public
+opinion&mdash;that mighty weapon&mdash;would grow so strong that
+unworthy parenthood would be regarded with disfavour by all decent
+people. The unfit would not dare to commit the crime of perpetuating
+their kind,
+<span class = "pagenum">197</span>
+and the stigma attached to this sin against the community might
+eventually even equal the stigma attached nowadays to the awful crime of
+cheating at cards!</p>
+
+<p>Inspired by the ideal of noble parenthood, maidens would look for the
+father’s heart in their lovers; men would seek the beautiful maternal
+qualities in the girls they were wooing, and the material considerations
+that now so largely influence both would obtain less and less. The bond
+of marriage would be strengthened a hundredfold. Infidelity would be
+rarer, for the husband and wife who had been blessed with children would
+feel that their union had been dignified, made truly indissoluble. The
+father and mother who had embraced for the first time over the form of
+their first-born could never forget that ineffable moment. The man and
+woman who had shared a baby between them, taught it to talk and to play
+and guided its first faltering steps, could never lightly set aside the
+vows that bound them. The soft hands of little children were made to
+link men and women’s hearts together, and wonderfully they fulfil the
+task!</p>
+
+<p>‘Only when we become fathers and mothers
+<span class = "pagenum">198</span>
+do we realise all that our fathers and mothers have done for
+us’&mdash;and what a revelation it is! What a new heaven and a new earth
+are opened to us by the magic of a little child’s presence in our
+home&mdash;the little body that has been mysteriously fashioned in our
+image, the little soul given into our keeping.</p>
+
+<p>But for the children, marriage would indeed be a universal failure.
+In their interest it was instituted and it is they who make it possible.
+Children make a happy union perfect and an indifferent one happy. Very
+often they patch up an utter failure into at least an endurable
+partnership. When a childless marriage proves happy&mdash;really
+happy&mdash;it is generally because the man and woman are particularly
+attached to each other, or are people of unusual character.</p>
+
+<p>One knows of rare instances where husband and wife have grown dearer
+and more closely knit by reason of having no other object to divide
+their affection. The wife, with lesser cares, not needing to merge the
+sweetheart in the mother, remains more youthful in her husband’s eyes
+than would otherwise be possible, whilst on the man is lavished her
+maternal as well as her wifely devotion, and
+<span class = "pagenum">199</span>
+he is at once husband and child to her. In such a union one can see the
+sacred element, although it has produced no children; a&nbsp;couple of
+this kind does not seem to miss the little ones that never come. The
+same is sometimes the case with artists, whose whole interest and
+creative energies are absorbed in their work.</p>
+
+<p>With all my heart I despise those married people in full possession
+of health and strength who deliberately elect to remain childless. With
+all my heart I pity the celibate and those to whom children are denied.
+Yet they have compensations&mdash;though they lose the rapture, they
+miss also the infinite anxieties, the innumerable worries, the constant
+self-denial, the often bitter disappointments. Children bring many other
+pains than those of birth. Tennyson says, ‘the saddest soul in all the
+world is she that has a child and sees him err.’ Yet by some subtle
+alchemy of nature, the strings of mother hearts are sometimes attuned
+even more tenderly to the children who err. I&nbsp;think one of the most
+beautiful lines ever written occurs in Stephen Philips’ <i>Marpessa</i>.
+When the maid Marpessa rejects the god in favour
+<span class = "pagenum">200</span>
+of the humble mortal lover, of the latter she says:</p>
+
+<div class = "verse">
+<p>‘And he shall give me passionate children, not</p>
+<p>&nbsp;Some radiant god that will despise me quite,</p>
+<p>&nbsp;But clamouring limbs, and little hearts that err.’</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>But the clamouring limbs soon wax great, alas! out of all
+recognition; the little hearts become wise and worldly and err in a less
+pleasing manner&mdash;our passionate children outgrow us quickly
+nowadays. That is the real tragedy of motherhood&mdash;<i>to be
+outgrown</i>.</p>
+
+
+<div class = "page">
+
+<span class = "pagenum">201</span>
+
+<h3><a name = "part_V" id = "part_V">
+PART V</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH MARRIED</span></h3>
+
+<p>‘To dwell happily together they should be versed in the niceties of
+the heart and born with a faculty for willing compromise.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Goodness in marriage is a more intricate problem than mere single
+virtue, for in marriage there are two ideals to be realised.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;R.&nbsp;L. Stevenson.</span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+
+<!-- 202 -->
+
+<span class = "pagenum">203</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapV_I" id = "chapV_I">I</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">A FEW SUGGESTIONS FOR REFORM</span></h4>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">Within</span> the last twenty-five years
+the worst injustices of our marriage laws have been rectified, and
+compared with them the remaining grievances appear relatively mild. It
+is scarcely credible in these days of advanced women that only a few
+years ago a husband could take possession of his wife’s property and
+spend it as he liked, or, what is still more monstrous, could appoint a
+stranger as sole guardian to his children after his death, entirely
+ignoring the natural rights of the mother.</p>
+
+<p>The most serious injustice remaining is that the relief of divorce is
+more accessible to men than to women. This obviously is a law made by
+men for their own advantage, but its existence is a blot on the fair
+fame of English justice, and also of English morality, that a husband’s
+infidelity should be so lightly regarded. Let us hope the day is not far
+off when the conditions of divorce will be exactly the same for both
+parties.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">204</span>
+<p>The opinion is almost universally held nowadays that a dissolution of
+marriage should be obtainable if either party be a confirmed drunkard,
+or a lunatic, or be sentenced to a long term of imprisonment. How
+degrading it is to the best instincts of our sex that a woman can get a
+decree of nullity of marriage by proving certain physical disabilities
+on the part of the husband, which in no way affect her happiness,
+health, or self-respect, yet can only obtain the partial relief of
+separation if her husband be a drunkard, an adulterer, and a
+criminal&mdash;so long as she cannot additionally prove cruelty or
+desertion! It is also an injustice that divorce should be so expensive
+that only people with money or the very poor (by&nbsp;means of
+proceedings <i>in forma pauperis</i>) can afford&nbsp;it.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+Perhaps the most necessary reform of all is that the marriage of the
+mentally and physically unfit be legally prevented, or rather that they
+should be prevented from having children, which is all that really
+matters. It would be perfectly feasible to ensure the sterilisation of
+the unfit, though a law to this effect would
+<span class = "pagenum">205</span>
+require the most delicate handling, and one can hardly imagine a
+parliament of men blundering through it with any degree of success.
+Perhaps it may come to pass in the day when we have the ideal Government
+that represents both sexes and all classes. A&nbsp;health certificate
+signed by doctors in the service of the State should certainly be
+compulsory before any marriage could be ratified. When cancer, tubercle,
+insanity, and all the attendant ills of alcoholism and of riotous living
+have infected every family in the land, our far-seeing lawgivers may
+begin to realise the necessity for some restriction of this kind. At
+present, the liberty of the subject is preserved at too heavy a cost to
+the race.</p>
+
+<p>Another much-needed reform is that children born out of wedlock
+should be legitimised by subsequent marriage of the parents, as in many
+other countries. This would hurt no one, could not possibly encourage
+vice, and would enable many grievous wrongs to be righted. The present
+regulation is unreasonable in the extreme.</p>
+
+<p>England is almost the only European country where no attempt is made
+to provide a dowry for the daughters, except
+<span class = "pagenum">206</span>
+among the wealthy classes. Quite well-to-do Englishmen think it
+unnecessary to give their daughters anything during their lifetime,
+though they are willing to seriously inconvenience themselves to start
+their sons well in life. English fathers give everything to their sons;
+in many of the Continental countries the daughters are rightly
+considered first, and among all classes, rich and poor alike, the
+parents strive to provide some kind of a dowry for them, beginning to
+save from the day of the child’s birth.</p>
+
+<p>I feel sure that if <i>dots</i> for daughters became the custom in
+this country an enormous impetus would be given to marriage, and much
+trouble between husband and wife would be avoided if the woman had some
+means of her own, however small. It is surely most humiliating and
+unpleasant for a well-bred woman to be dependent on her husband for
+every omnibus fare and packet of hairpins!</p>
+
+<p>English people, however, are apt to pride themselves on their faults,
+and are moreover so incurably sentimental that they take credit to
+themselves for being the exception in this respect to other countries,
+and boast that
+<span class = "pagenum">207</span>
+there is no inducement but love for them to marry. In the same absurd
+and improvident spirit is the customary disinclination to ask for
+settlements on our daughters. Only of very rich men is this expected,
+whereas it is but right that every man should make a settlement on his
+wife, if only of the furniture and the policy of life insurance.</p>
+
+<p>A chapter on marriage reforms would not be complete without some
+reference to our barbarous marriage service. Is it any good complaining
+about it, though? Ever since I learnt to read I have been reading
+attacks on it; apparently no one has a good word to say for it, not even
+clergymen, yet still it remains in use, unamended, just as it was
+written in the days of James&nbsp;I.&nbsp;If ever a man-made religious
+formula required revising to suit the progress of ideas it is this one.
+How can the Church expect us to regard marriage as a sacrament when its
+conditions are expressed in such coarse language and from so false a
+standpoint. Is it not false to glorify by inference those persons who
+have ‘the gift of continency,’ a&nbsp;‘gift’ which, if common to the
+majority, would soon result in the extinction of the human race? This
+<span class = "pagenum">208</span>
+special clause is a horrible insult to a pure-minded, innocent bride,
+and is wholly unnecessary. Surely if no other improvement is made, this
+opening explanation of the ‘causes’ for which marriage was ordained
+might well be omitted, if only for the fact that it places last the
+principal reason for marrying&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> ‘for the mutual society,
+help and comfort.’ The Church of England might well take a lesson from
+the Quakers or from the New Jerusalem Church, a&nbsp;religious community
+founded on the writings of that great mystic, Emanuel Swedenborg. In the
+case of the Society of Friends, the procedure is simple in the extreme.
+After a time spent in silent prayer, the parties stand and, holding
+hands, say solemnly in turn: ‘Friends, I&nbsp;take this my friend,
+A.&nbsp;B., to be my <i>wife</i>, promising, through divine assistance,
+to be unto <i>her</i> a loving and faithful <i>husband</i>, until it
+shall please the Lord by death to separate us.’ The New Church formula
+is longer, but equally beautiful and free from objectionable matter.</p>
+
+
+<span class = "pagenum">209</span>
+
+<h4><a name = "chapV_II" id = "chapV_II">II</a><br>
+<span class = "subhead">SOME PRACTICAL ADVICE TO HUSBANDS AND
+WIVES</span></h4>
+
+<blockquote>
+‘One doesn’t want a lot of fine sentiments in married life&mdash;they
+don’t work.’
+<span class = "author">&mdash;W.&nbsp;Somerset
+Maugham.</span></blockquote>
+
+
+<p><span class = "firstword">The</span> most valuable piece of advice it
+is possible to give a couple starting on the ‘long and straight and
+dusty road’ of matrimony is: ‘Blessed are they who expect little.’ The
+next best is ‘Strive to realise your ideal, but accept defeat
+philosophically.’ It is difficult to live happily with a person who has
+a very high ideal of us; somehow it creates in us an unholy longing to
+do our worst. Miranda often says to me: ‘The reason Lysander and I are
+so perfectly happy is because we never mind showing our worst side to
+each other, we never feel we need pretend to be better than we are.’
+Mark this, Bride and Bridegroom; remember a pedestal is a very
+uncomfortable place to settle on, and don’t assign this uncomfortable
+elevation to your
+<span class = "pagenum">210</span>
+life’s partner. More marriages have been ruined by one expecting too
+much of the other than by any vice or failing.</p>
+
+<p>On the other hand, at the risk of being tedious, I must repeat that
+the most essential thing in Marriage is respect. It is above love, above
+compatibility, above even the priceless sense of humour. Respect will
+hold the tottering edifice of matrimony together when passion is dead
+and even love has faded. Respect will make even the ‘appalling intimacy’
+endurable, and will bring one through the most trying disagreements,
+with no bruise on the soul, whatever wounds there may be in the heart.
+Therefore, Bride and Bridegroom, cultivate respect between you at all
+costs and, men and women, never <i>never</i> marry anyone you don’t
+really respect, however passionately you may love. I&nbsp;believe one
+can be fairly happy in marriage without love, once the ardours and
+madness of extreme youth have passed. Without respect one can never be
+anything but wretched.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+‘There is always one who loves and one who is beloved.’ If you find you
+are the one who loves, remember&mdash;<i>it is the better part</i>,
+<span class = "pagenum">211</span>
+especially for a woman. Don’t weary your companion with constant claims,
+with scenes and reproaches, tears and prayers, it will serve you no
+purpose, and probably only alienate the beloved from you. And, while on
+the subject of tears, let me urgently warn all wives against giving way
+to this natural feminine weakness. The sensible, hard-headed, athletic
+girls of to-day as a rule scorn to do so; but after marriage occasions
+for weeping occur that these self-reliant young spinsters never dream
+of. But the old idea that tears prevailed against a man, and served to
+soften the harder male heart, is entirely exploded; and, if women only
+realised it, tears distil a poison that acts as a fateful irritant to
+love and often causes its death. Just at first, when he is quite young
+and in the height of his ardour, tears may influence a man, but not for
+long, and very seldom after marriage. They frequently gain their end,
+however, as exceptionally tender-hearted men often so dread tears that
+they immediately concede the point at issue on the appearance of this
+danger-signal. But their irritation is none the less, and they often end
+in disliking the woman who has traded on their gentleness,
+<span class = "pagenum">212</span>
+and taken what they consider is an unfair advantage of them. The wife
+who weeps perpetually, whenever things go wrong, does not command
+anyone’s respect or sympathy, and generally drives her husband to seek
+the society of other women. Men detest a sad face in their
+home&mdash;other than their own, that is. If they are ever miserable,
+they feel entitled to let themselves go, but their wives must not, or
+when they do, it must certainly not take the form of tears. The
+brilliant anonymous author of <i>The Truth about Man</i> advises women
+to remember that men ‘must never be contradicted, reproached, or
+censured.’ To this I would add emphatically that he must never on any
+account be cried&nbsp;at.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+Is it necessary to advocate the cultivation of the most perfect courtesy
+between you? Not at first possibly, but it certainly will be. The time
+may even come when Perseus may raise his voice and roar out his
+disapproval of Persephone. A&nbsp;certain type of man always shouts when
+annoyed, not at his friends or clients of course; merely to his clerks
+and his servants and his wife and the people who are afraid of him. This
+was a nasty habit of
+<span class = "pagenum">213</span>
+our grandfathers&mdash;modern wives are hardly meek enough to stand much
+of it. However, if Perseus by some freak of atavism ever should so far
+forget himself in this way, Persephone will find the Biblical soft
+answer more efficacious than the loudest returning volume of sound. To
+speak in an <ins class = "correction" title =
+"text reads ‘exaggerately’">exaggeratedly</ins>
+gentle voice always shames the shouter of either sex into silence.</p>
+
+<p>Courtesy is more necessary between husband and wife than in any other
+relation in life. A&nbsp;great deal of bitterness would be saved if this
+were studiously remembered. Nothing is more painful than to hear a
+married couple <i>being rude</i> to one another, and the claims of
+courtesy would prevent all sorts of remarks that belong to the category
+of the better-left-unsaid. Women, especially, have sometimes a most
+objectionable habit of hurling home-truths at their husband’s head
+whenever temper runs a little high; and most men are sensitive enough
+under their shield of cultivated indifference to resent this acutely,
+and remember stinging sentences of this kind for years. The fact that
+they are generally pointedly true does not make them less objectionable.
+Some wives who are in reality
+<span class = "pagenum">214</span>
+devoted to their husbands, nevertheless make a point of invariably
+belittling them in private and public, and, though he would rarely admit
+it, this takes the heart out of a man more than one unversed in the
+hearts of men could possibly believe. The truth is, men like admiration
+and praise just as much as women do, though it is part of their strange
+code to conceal this. They resent a snub just as bitterly as a woman
+does; why shouldn’t they?</p>
+
+<p>And while we are on this subject, let me whisper to Persephone what a
+wonderfully soothing effect a little judicious flattery has on the race
+of husbands, and how smoothly it makes the marital wheels go round.
+I&nbsp;don’t mean false, blatant, absurd flattery, such as men often
+bestow on us when desirous to please, not realising that compliments
+laid on with a trowel are an insult to one’s intelligence. Nothing of
+that kind, of course, but delicate, subtle, loving flattery. An attitude
+of gentle admiration toward your Perseus, subdued a little possibly for
+public use, but none the less markedly appreciative, will not only
+endear you more to him than any protestation of your love could do, but
+will have an excellent
+<span class = "pagenum">215</span>
+effect on him mentally and morally. Just as you always feel dazzling
+when in company of people who admire you and always talk brilliantly
+when with those who think you clever, similarly Perseus will be spurred
+on by your admiration (real or assumed) to try to justify&nbsp;it.</p>
+
+<p>The same thing applies to you, gallant Perseus. A compliment to your
+Persephone’s bright eyes, a&nbsp;word of awed adulation for her new hat,
+or of praise for her conduct as a hostess will not only make her
+absurdly happy but will materially increase your capital in Love’s Bank,
+by laying up treasure for you in Persephone’s heart.</p>
+
+<p>By way of illustration, I will quote two real conversations I heard
+not long ago. The first was between a young couple, Pelleas and
+Nicolette, who had recently started housekeeping on a small income. They
+had been giving an afternoon party, and all the guests had left but me.
+(I&nbsp;am a privileged person, as you must have noticed; nobody minds
+being natural before&nbsp;me.)</p>
+
+<p>Nicolette heaved a sigh of relief as the front door shut for the last
+time, and turned with sparkling eyes to Pelleas.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">216</span>
+<p>‘<i>Hasn’t</i> it been a success?’ she said enthusiastically.</p>
+
+<p>‘Not bad,’ said Pelleas.</p>
+
+<p>‘Aren’t the flowers lovely, and haven’t I made the rooms look sweet?
+Don’t you think it was all done very nicely, dear? I&nbsp;did work so
+hard!’ she added, longing for a word of praise.</p>
+
+<p>‘Pooh! d’you call cutting up a few cakes work?’ was the answer.</p>
+
+<p>Nicolette happens to be a discreet woman who knows when to be silent,
+but she looked sad, and all her natural pleasure in her little
+entertainment was spoiled. How delighted she would have been if Pelleas
+had kissed her, and told her she had made a charming hostess, and all
+her arrangements had been perfection. The annoying part of it is that
+this is what he really <i>did</i> think. He was bursting with pride of
+his home and his wife, and inclined to think himself a very fine fellow
+for having won such a charming and clever woman. Only it wasn’t his way
+to say&nbsp;so!</p>
+
+<p>The second instance was when I had been trying to reconcile Geraint
+and his wife. I&nbsp;was always very fond of dear old Geraint,
+<span class = "pagenum">217</span>
+and the utter misery of his married life was a source of great trouble
+to me. On this occasion we talked freely, and from the depths of his
+sore heart he brought up woe upon woe. ‘Here’s another instance,’ he
+said at length. ‘It’s rather ridiculous, but you won’t laugh at me,
+I&nbsp;know. Of course it’s absurd of me to have remembered it,
+but&mdash;well, I&nbsp;have. She was sitting up in bed brushing her
+hair, I&nbsp;came into the room to ask if there was anything I could
+bring her from town, and I happened to stand at her dressing-table and
+straighten my tie. We were both reflected in the mirror and she said,
+suddenly, with a little laugh: “What an ugly brute you are!”
+.&nbsp;.&nbsp;. that’s all, she said it quite politely, but&mdash;well,
+it hurt me absurdly, it was so devilish unnecessary. And I suppose it’s
+true, too, I’d never thought of it before, but I often have
+since.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.’</p>
+
+<p>Yet another example of how not to do it: ‘If I’m shabby,’ a
+despairing wife told me once, ‘he says: “Why can’t you look decent.”
+When I’m smart, it’s “More new clothes! I&nbsp;don’t know who’s going to
+pay for them.” If the <i>menu</i> is exceptional he says: “This
+extravagance will ruin me,”
+<span class = "pagenum">218</span>
+and when it’s ordinary he asks: “Is that all?”’</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+I have previously referred to men’s clubs as a boon to wives, and so
+they have always appeared to me. But evidently this opinion is not
+generally held, as a number of women have recently expressed in print
+their intention&mdash;when they get the vote&mdash;of agitating for
+complete abolition, or at least compulsorily early closing, of all men’s
+clubs. It seems sadly ridiculous that women should want their husbands
+compelled by Act of Parliament to return to them at a fixed hour. Let me
+endeavour to convert these misguided wives, if any of them should deign
+to read this book.</p>
+
+<p>Dear ladies, almost everything your husbands cannot get at home they
+can get at the club&mdash;the more completely their wants are satisfied
+the more pleasant they are to live with, and consequently your home is
+the happier! If they have a hobby, they generally join a club connected
+with it, or where they can meet other men similarly enslaved. Be it
+politics, sport, horses, cards, music, golf, or the theatre&mdash;if it
+is in their blood, it
+<span class = "pagenum">219</span>
+must come out, and sensible wives allow it to do so. A&nbsp;hobby
+suppressed means a hubby embittered. At the club they can have their
+rubber, or their rage against the Government; they can put
+half-a-sovereign in the sweep-stake, and compare notes about last
+night’s grand slam and their latest bunker, or whatever the term may be.
+At the club they can meet other men, and have a complete change both
+from office and home, consequently returning to both work and wife
+refreshed and stimulated thereby.</p>
+
+<p>When your cook has managed, by that occult secret of her own, to get
+the locked tantalus open and it isn’t consequently convenient or
+possible to have any dinner at home, you remain calm, and break it to
+your lord on the telephone, for can he not feast royally&mdash;yet
+economically&mdash;at the club? And when you are away on a holiday he
+can do the same, and spend a pleasant evening there afterward, instead
+of moping about alone in the empty house. When you indulge in
+disagreements of a disturbing nature, if ever you do, the same friendly
+haven is open to him, surely a more comfortable thing for you than to
+have him maledicting about the house
+<span class = "pagenum">220</span>
+while the little difference is cooling off. In short, there is no end to
+the blessings and benefits of a man’s club, and why in the world you
+want to abolish them, dear ladies, I&nbsp;for one cannot imagine.</p>
+
+<p>Of course the necessary moderation should be observed, as with all
+other good things, and club nights once or twice a week should suffice.
+On these occasions the wife can have a picnic dinner&mdash;always a joy
+to a woman&mdash;with a book propped up before her, can let herself go
+and let her cook go out. Or if she be of a strenuous turn she can
+utilise the free evening to get her accounts and correspondence up to
+date. Or be her habit gay she can go out on her own account and do a
+little dinner and theatre with a discreet admirer, or even with a friend
+of her own sex. Look at it how you will, a&nbsp;club, provided a man
+does not abuse it, is an unalloyed blessing in married life.</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps it is the tragic fate of the wives in question not to be
+able to trust their husbands, and with cause. Perhaps their hearts hold
+sorrowful knowledge of betrayal, and they fear that the club may be used
+to shield an evening spent in company less desirable
+<span class = "pagenum">221</span>
+from the wifely point of view. Even so, the club is a blessing, for at
+least a woman can <i>hope</i> and try to believe her husband <i>is</i>
+really there, whilst if he has no club to go to, the transparency of his
+alternative excuse must give colour to her worst suspicions. If a man is
+resolved to do this sort of thing, nothing can stop him; should one
+pretext to spend his time away from home fail, he will put forward
+another, and the less chance his wife has of discovering the real state
+of affairs the better for her peace of mind.</p>
+
+<p>That ignorance is bliss is a profound truth in married life and wives
+should strive to be guided by it. I&nbsp;believe women exist who
+actually make a practice of going through their husbands’ pockets when
+opportunity offers, presumably in the expectation of finding some
+incriminating letter or bill. What they expect to gain in the event of
+an unpleasant discovery, heaven alone knows! Nothing but a more or less
+hateful scene, and a consequent loss of all peace between them, without
+the real source of the trouble being affected in the least. Fortunately
+few husbands are fools enough to carry compromising documents on their
+persons. In
+<span class = "pagenum">222</span>
+any case this surveillance is revolting, and where mutual respect
+exists, for which I have so strongly urged the necessity, these lapses
+of taste could not occur.</p>
+
+<p>In justice to those unhappy women who suffer the terrible affliction
+of a husband given to excessive drink or gambling, I&nbsp;must add that,
+when this is the case, a&nbsp;wife is right to try by every means in her
+power to keep her husband away from his club, which offers greater
+opportunities than the home circle for indulging in these vices.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+And now for a special word to men. On a foregoing page I mentioned the
+possibility of a married woman going out to dinner and the theatre with
+a man friend. In London life this is so usual an occurrence that any
+explanation of it would seem homely and a little absurd to the
+initiated. But the initiated are a very small section of the community,
+and as this book is humbly put forward for anyone interested in marriage
+to read&mdash;in short, for everyone who <i>will</i> read it&mdash;I
+propose therefore to enlarge somewhat on this theme for the benefit of
+the uninitiated majority. A&nbsp;great many men would never dream of
+<span class = "pagenum">223</span>
+allowing their wives to go out at night alone with other men; why,
+I&nbsp;cannot pretend to know, since they surely cannot insult their
+wives and their friends by the idea of any impropriety in connection
+with them. Possibly it is due to the survival of some primitive
+masculine feeling that they cannot explain. (In&nbsp;former times
+husbands were even more exacting, and under the Justinian code a man
+could divorce his wife merely for going to a circus without his consent,
+or for going to baths and banquets with other men!) To me it seems
+equally as unreasonable as women’s disapproval of men’s clubs. Just as a
+sensible wife makes no objection to her husband’s club, so a wise
+husband allows his wife to be taken out by another man, if she desire
+it. If he knows anything of the feminine temperament&mdash;and no man
+should marry till he does&mdash;he realises that the admiration of other
+men is pleasing to his wife, and a little gaiety has a wonderful effect
+on her spirits.</p>
+
+<p>I remember the time when Theodore and Amoret used to disagree
+violently on this point, but eventually Theodore gave way. ‘He used to
+think it so wrong of me to like
+<span class = "pagenum">224</span>
+having other men a tiny bit in love with me,’ Amoret said, ‘but I
+explained to him that I liked it because it gave me such a nice powerful
+feeling and was a kind of added zest in life. Then he always said it was
+very dangerous for a married woman to have any zest in life apart from
+her husband, and I used to answer that <i>he</i> had no end of zests
+apart from me, and what was I to do during the long evenings when he was
+eternally playing bridge. Finally I promised it would make me more
+contented and able to bear the monotony of marriage better, if only he
+would let me go. He thought it was awfully wicked of me to call marriage
+monotonous, and said his mother would have been horrified at such a
+remark. I&nbsp;told him it was no good expecting a young wife to behave
+like one’s mother, and he said he’d rather I didn’t.&nbsp;Then we
+laughed, and the dear old boy gave in, and said that Everard was a white
+sort of man, and might take me out once as a trial trip. Since then I’ve
+gone to theatres with them all, and I’m fonder of Theodore the more I
+see of other men, and ever so much more peaceful and contented.’</p>
+
+<p>Which testimony speaks for itself.</p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">225</span>
+<p>Few seem to realise the many advantages of marrying a man of a silent
+habit. The ideal husband rarely talks; he realises that women prefer to
+do this themselves, and that there is not room for two talking people in
+one happy family. The loquacious man had better look out for a
+silence-loving woman, and marry her immediately he finds her. Such
+creatures are as rare as comets, and as a rule they are generally
+married already to equally silent husbands&mdash;another of Nature’s
+painful bungles. Nothing is more appalling than to have to entertain one
+of these speechless couples; an over-talkative pair is infinitely
+preferable, as at least one can listen peacefully and let them
+run&nbsp;on.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+An endless source of trouble between married couples is the money
+question. Wives are often extravagant and generally sinfully ignorant of
+financial matters at the start. Undoubtedly, as Isolda says: ‘Money (and
+Menials) mar Matrimony.’ Of the second I cannot trust myself to write,
+but I know that money&mdash;the want of it, the withholding of it, and
+the mis-spending of it&mdash;is responsible for a great deal of conjugal
+<span class = "pagenum">226</span>
+conflict. Some men seem to imagine their wives ought to be able to keep
+house without means, and these unfortunate women have to coax and beg
+and make quite a favour of it before they can obtain their due
+allowance. Even then they are treated like children, and their use of
+the money is inquired into in a most insulting manner, as if there was
+such a royal margin for extravagance.</p>
+
+<p>I remember the case of poor little Hildebrand. He was a very young
+husband, and had been brought up in a very old-fashioned way. One of his
+quaintly mediæval notions was that woman had no financial capacity and
+could on no account be trusted with cash. If he had had time,
+I&nbsp;really think he would have done all the housekeeping himself.
+Fortunately for the peace of that family this was impossible. However,
+he exercised as much supervision over the <i>ménage</i> as was possible,
+even to the extent of looking over the tradesmen’s books. Of course he
+did not understand their <ins class = "correction" title =
+"text reads ‘crytic’">cryptic</ins> symbols in the least, and it was a
+funny sight to see little Hildebrand poring over the small red books,
+and puckering his conscientious brows in an agony of puzzlement.
+Every now and then he
+<span class = "pagenum">227</span>
+would turn for enlightenment to his wife, who happily possessed a very
+robust sense of humour.</p>
+
+<p>‘What’s this, Valeria, “3 m’lade, 11½d.”?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Three pounds of marmalade, dear, it’s cheap enough, surely.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Too cheap to be good, I’m sure, you’d better get a superior
+quality.’</p>
+
+<p>‘But, my dear boy, it <i>is</i> the best!’</p>
+
+<p>‘Oh!’ Slightly discomfited Hildebrand would resume his study of the
+grocer’s hieroglyphics and presently a deep sigh would burst forth from
+him.</p>
+
+<p>‘What’s the matter, darling? Are those wretched accounts annoying
+you?’ Valeria would ask sympathetically, suppressing her desire to
+laugh.</p>
+
+<p>‘These fellows keep their books so deucedly queerly. What does this
+mean “1&nbsp;primrose, 7½d., and 12 foreign safety, 1½d.”?’</p>
+
+<p>‘One pound of Primrose candles and a dozen boxes of matches; we must
+have them, and it’s only 9d. anyway.’</p>
+
+<p>‘That’s not the point. What’s this, “2 sunlight, 1s. 2d.”?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Two boxes of Sunlight Soap for cook&mdash;it’ll last ages<ins class
+= "correction" title = ". missing">.’&nbsp;</ins></p>
+
+<span class = "pagenum">228</span>
+<p>‘And this, “one brooks, 3d.”?’</p>
+
+<p>‘Why, Brookes’ Soap, of course.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Is that what we use? . . . Really I don’t see anything to
+laugh&nbsp;at.’</p>
+
+<p>‘Excuse me, dear, I really couldn’t help it, the idea of <i>us</i>
+washing with Monkey Brand is too excruciatingly funny. Of course it’s
+for the pots and pans and sinks!’</p>
+
+<p>‘You seem to use a great deal of soap in the house.’</p>
+
+<p>‘No, dear, quite a little, as any <i>housekeeper</i> would tell you’
+(Valeria could not resist this thrust), ‘and I don’t think you would
+like the result if we economised in soap. But why worry so, since the
+total is reasonable? You’ll find nothing there but absolute necessities.
+Why won’t you leave it all to&nbsp;me?’</p>
+
+<p>In the end he was compelled to, but few wives would have shown
+Valeria’s patience under this very unnecessary infliction.</p>
+
+<p>Of course this is an extreme case, but a great many men do interfere
+in their wives’ department to a most irritating extent. To my mind the
+perfect way is for the whole financial budget of the house to be left to
+the wife, just as the whole budget of the office or estate is left to
+the husband. I&nbsp;am
+<span class = "pagenum">229</span>
+now dealing of course with people of limited means. As a rule,
+a&nbsp;man has quite enough money worry during his day’s work and does
+not want any more of it when he gets home. To have to sit down to write
+cheques in the evening is a task that seems to bring out all the worst
+qualities in a husband. He may enter the house a devoted lover, and heap
+evening papers, flowers, and chocolates on his wife’s knee. During
+dinner he may be genial, witty, affectionate, delightful&mdash;but
+present him with a bundle of bills at ten P.M.&nbsp;with the remark that
+really these ought to be seen to&mdash;and at once he becomes a fierce,
+snarling, primitive, repulsive, and blasphemous creature. No matter if
+his balance at the bank be ever so satisfactory, no matter if every bill
+be for something he has personally required, and no single one incurred
+by his wife&mdash;these facts weigh not at all with him. Bills are
+bills, and at the sight of them husbands become savages. If I should
+call on Miranda one morning about the seventh or eighth of the month,
+I&nbsp;am sure to find her red-eyed and worn and to be told: ‘Last night
+Lysander said he’d do the bills and of course he’s been damning and
+blasting ever
+<span class = "pagenum">230</span>
+since, though they’re ridiculously small this month.’ Exactly the same
+with Isolda. ‘Launcelot wrote the month’s cheques last night,’ she will
+say, ‘and handling bills always has a terrible effect on him; it’s a
+kind of disease with him, poor dear, and I never can sleep after it.’
+Yet both Launcelot and Lysander are in every other respect ideal
+husbands.</p>
+
+<p>My advice to wives therefore is: Firstly, do away with all weekly or
+cash payments, which are a weariness to the wifely brain. Check all
+books once a week, examine the items with whatever degree of care your
+tradesmen’s moral standard requires. Enter these sums in an
+account-book. At the end of the month, when all the bills are in,
+prepare a monthly balance-sheet for your husband. He will assuredly
+glance first at the total and should it be satisfactory he will look no
+further if he be wise. Let him then write one cheque to cover the whole
+amount, pay it into your bank, and you do the rest. When the bills
+arrive for rates, and whatever else is sent in quarterly, include them
+in your monthly list, and thus your husband will only have to write
+twelve cheques a year on behalf
+<span class = "pagenum">231</span>
+of his home instead of scores. The fearful frenzies that beset him
+monthly will thus be reduced to a minimum. If you have stables or an
+extensive wine-cellar give orders that the bills for these and any other
+item which belongs to the man’s department should be sent to his office
+or club, together with his tailor’s and other personal bills. Thus you
+will not suffer when their settlement becomes necessary. It is a strange
+fact that a man sits down like a lamb to write cheques at his office,
+although at home the same business would cause him to raise the roof and
+shake the foundations.</p>
+
+<p class = "space">
+Volumes could be written on how to be happy though married, but my last
+page is at hand. To sum up therefore. Wives: if you would be happy,
+remember, make much of your husband, flatter him discreetly, laugh at
+his jokes, don’t attempt to put down his club, never tell him home
+truths, and <i>never</i> cry.</p>
+
+<p>Husbands: praise and admire your wife and let other men admire her
+too; don’t interfere in her department; write your monthly cheque with a
+cheerful mien; be
+<span class = "pagenum">232</span>
+reasonable about money even if you cannot be generous, and be not
+overfond of your own voice.</p>
+
+<p>And, both of you: be very tolerant, expect little, give gladly, put
+respect before everything, cultivate courtesy and love each other all
+you can. If you do all this you are sure to be happy, though married.
+Hear also what Robert Burton says in his wonderful book, <i>The Anatomy
+of Melancholy</i>. ‘Hast thou means? Thou hast none, if unmarried, to
+keep and increase them. Hast none? Thou hast one, if married, to help
+and get them. Art in prosperity? Thine happiness is doubled with a wife.
+Art in adversity? She’ll comfort and assist thee. Art at home? She’ll
+drive away melancholy. Art abroad? She’ll wish for thee in thy absence
+and joyfully welcome thy return. There’s nothing delightsome without
+society, and no society as sweet as matrimony!’</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<h6>THE END</h6>
+
+<p>&nbsp;<br>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class = "center smallest">
+COLSTONS LIMITED, PRINTERS, EDINBURGH.</p>
+
+<div class = "footnote">
+
+<p><a name = "note1" id = "note1" href = "#tag1">1.</a>
+Augusta Webster.</p>
+
+<p><a name = "note2" id = "note2" href = "#tag2">2.</a>
+Schopenhauer’s <i>Metaphysics of Love</i>.</p>
+
+<p><a name = "note3" id = "note3" href = "#tag3">3.</a>
+In 1903 one tenth of all the children born in France were illegitimate.
+In Paris alone the percentage was higher still&mdash;about one in every
+four.</p>
+
+<p><a name = "note4" id = "note4" href = "#tag4">4.</a>
+Schopenhauer’s <i>Metaphysics of Love</i>.</p>
+
+<p><a name = "note5" id = "note5" href = "#tag5">5.</a>
+W. T. Stead, <i>Review of Reviews</i>, January 1908.</p>
+
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