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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Letters Of Mark Twain, Volume 6,
+1907-1910, by Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+
+Title: The Letters Of Mark Twain, Volume 6, 1907-1910
+
+Author: Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens)
+
+Release Date: August 20, 2016 [EBook #3198]
+Last Updated: February 24, 2018
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: UTF-8
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK TWAIN LETTERS, VOL. 6 ***
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+MARK TWAIN'S LETTERS 1907-1910
+
+VOLUME VI.
+
+By Mark Twain
+
+
+ARRANGED WITH COMMENT BY ALBERT BIGELOW PAINE
+
+
+
+
+XLVI. LETTERS 1907-08. A DEGREE FROM OXFORD. THE NEW HOME AT REDDING.
+
+ The author, J. Howard Moore, sent a copy of his book, The Universal
+ Kinship, with a letter in which he said: “Most humorists have no
+ anxiety except to glorify themselves and add substance to their
+ pocket-books by making their readers laugh. You have shown, on many
+ occasions, that your mission is not simply to antidote the
+ melancholy of a world, but includes a real and intelligent concern
+ for the general welfare of your fellowman.”
+
+ The Universal Kinship was the kind of a book that Mark Twain
+ appreciated, as his acknowledgment clearly shows.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mr. J. Howard Moore:
+
+ Feb. 2, '07.
+
+DEAR MR. MOORE, The book has furnished me several days of deep pleasure
+and satisfaction; it has compelled my gratitude at the same time, since
+it saves me the labor of stating my own long-cherished opinions and
+reflections and resentments by doing it lucidly and fervently and
+irascibly for me.
+
+There is one thing that always puzzles me: as inheritors of the
+mentality of our reptile ancestors we have improved the inheritance by
+a thousand grades; but in the matter of the morals which they left us we
+have gone backward as many grades. That evolution is strange, and to me
+unaccountable and unnatural. Necessarily we started equipped with their
+perfect and blemishless morals; now we are wholly destitute; we have no
+real, morals, but only artificial ones--morals created and preserved by
+the forced suppression of natural and hellish instincts. Yet we are
+dull enough to be vain of them. Certainly we are a sufficiently comical
+invention, we humans.
+
+ Sincerely Yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Mark Twain's own books were always being excommunicated by some
+ librarian, and the matter never failed to invite the attention and
+ amusement of the press, and the indignation of many correspondents.
+ Usually the books were Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, the morals of which
+ were not regarded as wholly exemplary. But in 1907 a small library,
+ in a very small town, attained a day's national notoriety by putting
+ the ban on Eve's Diary, not so much on account of its text as for
+ the chaste and exquisite illustrations by Lester Ralph. When the
+ reporters came in a troop to learn about it, the author said: “I
+ believe this time the trouble is mainly with the pictures. I did
+ not draw them. I wish I had--they are so beautiful.”
+
+ Just at this time, Dr. William Lyon Phelps, of Yale, was giving a
+ literary talk to the Teachers' Club, of Hartford, dwelling on the
+ superlative value of Mark Twain's writings for readers old and
+ young. Mrs. F. G. Whitmore, an old Hartford friend, wrote Clemens
+ of the things that Phelps had said, as consolation for Eve's latest
+ banishment. This gave him a chance to add something to what he had
+ said to the reporters.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mrs. Whitmore, in Hartford:
+
+ Feb. 7, 1907.
+
+DEAR MRS. WHITMORE,--But the truth is, that when a Library expels a book
+of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected
+youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it
+delights me and doesn't anger me. But even if it angered me such words
+as those of Professor Phelps would take the sting all out. Nobody
+attaches weight to the freaks of the Charlton Library, but when a man
+like Phelps speaks, the world gives attention. Some day I hope to meet
+him and thank him for his courage for saying those things out in public.
+Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the
+utterance.
+
+I hope you are all well and happy; and thereto I add my love.
+
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ In May, 1907, Mark Twain was invited to England to receive from
+ Oxford the degree of Literary Doctor. It was an honor that came to
+ him as a sort of laurel crown at the end of a great career, and
+ gratified him exceedingly. To Moberly Bell, of the London Times,
+ he expressed his appreciation. Bell had been over in April and
+ Clemens believed him concerned in the matter.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Moberly Bell, in London:
+
+ 21 FIFTH AVENUE, May 3, '07
+
+DEAR MR. BELL,--Your hand is in it! and you have my best thanks.
+Although I wouldn't cross an ocean again for the price of the ship that
+carried me, I am glad to do it for an Oxford degree. I shall plan to
+sail for England a shade before the middle of June, so that I can have a
+few days in London before the 26th.
+
+ Sincerely,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ He had taken a house at Tuxedo for the summer, desiring to be near
+ New York City, and in the next letter he writes Mr. Rogers
+ concerning his London plans. We discover, also, in this letter that
+ he has begun work on the Redding home and the cost is to come
+ entirely out of the autobiographical chapters then running in the
+ North American Review. It may be of passing interest to note here
+ that he had the usual house-builder's fortune. He received thirty
+ thousand dollars for the chapters; the house cost him nearly double
+ that amount.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To H. H. Rogers, in New York:
+
+ TUXEDO PARK,
+ May 29, '07.
+
+DEAR ADMIRAL,--Why hang it, I am not going to see you and Mrs. Rogers at
+all in England! It is a great disappointment. I leave there a month from
+now--June 29. No, I shall see you; for by your itinerary you are most
+likely to come to London June 21st or along there. So that is very good
+and satisfactory. I have declined all engagements but two--Whitelaw Reid
+(dinner) June 21, and the Pilgrims (lunch), June 25. The Oxford ceremony
+is June 26. I have paid my return passage in the Minne-something, but
+it is just possible that I may want to stay in England a week or two
+longer--I can't tell, yet. I do very much want to meet up with the boys
+for the last time.
+
+I have signed the contract for the building of the house on my
+Connecticut farm and specified the cost limit, and work has been begun.
+The cost has to all come out of a year's instalments of Autobiography in
+the N. A. Review.
+
+Clara, is winning her way to success and distinction with sure and
+steady strides. By all accounts she is singing like a bird, and is not
+afraid on the concert stage any more.
+
+Tuxedo is a charming place; I think it hasn't its equal anywhere.
+
+Very best wishes to you both.
+
+ S. L. C.
+
+
+ The story of Mark Twain's extraordinary reception and triumph in
+ England has been told.--[Mark Twain; A Biography, chaps. cclvi-
+ cclix]--It was, in fact, the crowning glory of his career. Perhaps
+ one of the most satisfactory incidents of his sojourn was a dinner
+ given to him by the staff of Punch, in the historic offices at 10
+ Bouverie Street where no other foreign visitor had been thus
+ honored--a notable distinction. When the dinner ended, little joy
+ Agnew, daughter of the chief editor, entered and presented to the
+ chief guest the original drawing of a cartoon by Bernard Partridge,
+ which had appeared on the front page of Punch. In this picture the
+ presiding genius of the paper is offering to Mark Twain health, long
+ life, and happiness from “The Punch Bowl.”
+
+ A short time after his return to America he received a pretty
+ childish letter from little Miss Agnew acknowledging a photograph he
+ had sent her, and giving a list of her pets and occupations. Such a
+ letter always delighted Mark Twain, and his pleasure in this one is
+ reflected in his reply.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Miss Joy Agnew, in London:
+
+ TUXEDO PARK, NEW YORK.
+
+Unto you greetings and salutation and worship, you dear, sweet little
+rightly-named Joy! I can see you now almost as vividly as I saw you that
+night when you sat flashing and beaming upon those sombre swallow-tails.
+
+ “Fair as a star when only one
+ Is shining in the sky.”
+
+Oh, you were indeed the only one--there wasn't even the remotest chance
+of competition with you, dear! Ah, you are a decoration, you little
+witch!
+
+The idea of your house going to the wanton expense of a flower
+garden!--aren't you enough? And what do you want to go and discourage
+the other flowers for? Is that the right spirit? is it considerate? is
+it kind? How do you suppose they feel when you come around--looking
+the way you look? And you so pink and sweet and dainty and lovely and
+supernatural? Why, it makes them feel embarrassed and artificial, of
+course; and in my opinion it is just as pathetic as it can be. Now then
+you want to reform--dear--and do right.
+
+Well certainly you are well off, Joy:
+
+ 3 bantams;
+ 3 goldfish;
+ 3 doves;
+ 6 canaries;
+ 2 dogs;
+ 1 cat;
+
+All you need, now, to be permanently beyond the reach of want, is one
+more dog--just one more good, gentle, high principled, affectionate,
+loyal dog who wouldn't want any nobler service than the golden
+privilege of lying at your door, nights, and biting everything that came
+along--and I am that very one, and ready to come at the dropping of a
+hat.
+
+Do you think you could convey my love and thanks to your “daddy” and
+Owen Seaman and those other oppressed and down-trodden subjects of
+yours, you darling small tyrant?
+
+On my knees! These--with the kiss of fealty from your other subject--
+
+ MARK TWAIN
+
+
+ Elinor Glyn, author of Three Weeks and other erotic tales, was in
+ America that winter and asked permission to call on Mark Twain. An
+ appointment was made and Clemens discussed with her, for an hour or
+ more, those crucial phases of life which have made living a complex
+ problem since the days of Eve in Eden. Mrs. Glyn had never before
+ heard anything like Mark Twain's wonderful talk, and she was anxious
+ to print their interview. She wrote what she could remember of it
+ and sent it to him for approval. If his conversation had been
+ frank, his refusal was hardly less so.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mrs. Elinor Glyn, in New York:
+
+ Jan. 22, '08.
+
+DEAR MRS. GLYN, It reads pretty poorly--I get the sense of it, but it
+is a poor literary job; however, it would have to be that because
+nobody can be reported even approximately, except by a stenographer.
+Approximations, synopsized speeches, translated poems, artificial
+flowers and chromos all have a sort of value, but it is small. If
+you had put upon paper what I really said it would have wrecked your
+type-machine. I said some fetid, over-vigorous things, but that was
+because it was a confidential conversation. I said nothing for print. My
+own report of the same conversation reads like Satan roasting a Sunday
+school. It, and certain other readable chapters of my autobiography
+will not be published until all the Clemens family are dead--dead and
+correspondingly indifferent. They were written to entertain me, not
+the rest of the world. I am not here to do good--at least not to do it
+intentionally. You must pardon me for dictating this letter; I am sick
+a-bed and not feeling as well as I might.
+
+ Sincerely Yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Among the cultured men of England Mark Twain had no greater admirer,
+ or warmer friend, than Andrew Lang. They were at one on most
+ literary subjects, and especially so in their admiration of the life
+ and character of Joan of Arc. Both had written of her, and both
+ held her to be something almost more than mortal. When, therefore,
+ Anatole France published his exhaustive biography of the maid of
+ Domremy, a book in which he followed, with exaggerated minuteness
+ and innumerable footnotes, every step of Joan's physical career at
+ the expense of her spiritual life, which he was inclined to cheapen,
+ Lang wrote feelingly, and with some contempt, of the performance,
+ inviting the author of the Personal Recollections to come to the
+ rescue of their heroine. “Compare every one of his statements with
+ the passages he cites from authorities, and make him the laughter of
+ the world” he wrote. “If you are lazy about comparing I can make
+ you a complete set of what the authorities say, and of what this
+ amazing novelist says that they say. When I tell you that he thinks
+ the Epiphany (January 6, Twelfth Night) is December 25th--Christmas
+ Day-you begin to see what an egregious ass he is. Treat him like
+ Dowden, and oblige”--a reference to Mark Twain's defense of Harriet
+ Shelley, in which he had heaped ridicule on Dowden's Life of the
+ Poet--a masterly performance; one of the best that ever came from
+ Mark Twain's pen.
+
+ Lang's suggestion would seem to have been a welcome one.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Andrew Lang, in London:
+
+ NEW YORK, April 25, 1908.
+
+DEAR MR. LANG,--I haven't seen the book nor any review of it, but only
+not very-understandable references to it--of a sort which discomforted
+me, but of course set my interest on fire. I don't want to have to read
+it in French--I should lose the nice shades, and should do a lot of
+gross misinterpreting, too. But there'll be a translation soon, nicht
+wahr? I will wait for it. I note with joy that you say: “If you are lazy
+about comparing, (which I most certainly am), I can make you a complete
+set of what the authorities say, and of what this amazing novelist says
+that they say.”
+
+Ah, do it for me! Then I will attempt the article, and (if I succeed
+in doing it to my satisfaction,) will publish it. It is long since I
+touched a pen (3 1/2 years), and I was intending to continue this happy
+holiday to the gallows, but--there are things that could beguile me to
+break this blessed Sabbath.
+
+ Yours very sincerely,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Certainly it is an interesting fact that an Englishman--one of the
+ race that burned Joan--should feel moved to defend her memory
+ against the top-heavy perversions of a distinguished French author.
+
+ But Lang seems never to have sent the notes. The copying would have
+ been a tremendous task, and perhaps he never found the time for it.
+ We may regret to-day that he did not, for Mark Twain's article on
+ the French author's Joan would have been at least unique.
+
+ Samuel Clemens could never accustom himself to the loss of his wife.
+ From the time of her death, marriage-which had brought him his
+ greatest joy in life-presented itself to him always with the thought
+ of bereavement, waiting somewhere just behind. The news of an
+ approaching wedding saddened him and there was nearly always a
+ somber tinge in his congratulations, of which the following to a
+ dear friend is an example:
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Father Fitz-Simon, in Washington:
+
+ June 5, '08.
+
+DEAR FATHER FITZ-SIMON,--Marriage--yes, it is the supreme felicity of
+life, I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The
+deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when
+it comes.
+
+And so I congratulate you. Not perfunctorily, not lukewarmly, but with
+a fervency and fire that no word in the dictionary is strong enough to
+convey. And in the same breath and with the same depth and sincerity,
+I grieve for you. Not for both of you and not for the one that shall
+go first, but for the one that is fated to be left behind. For that one
+there is no recompense.--For that one no recompense is possible.
+
+There are times--thousands of times--when I can expose the half of my
+mind, and conceal the other half, but in the matter of the tragedy of
+marriage I feel too deeply for that, and I have to bleed it all out or
+shut it all in. And so you must consider what I have been through, and
+am passing through and be charitable with me.
+
+Make the most of the sunshine! and I hope it will last long--ever so
+long.
+
+I do not really want to be present; yet for friendship's sake and
+because I honor you so, I would be there if I could.
+
+ Most sincerely your friend,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ The new home at Redding was completed in the spring of 1908, and on
+ the 18th of June, when it was entirely fitted and furnished, Mark
+ Twain entered it for the first time. He had never even seen the
+ place nor carefully examined plans which John Howells had made for
+ his house. He preferred the surprise of it, and the general
+ avoidance of detail. That he was satisfied with the result will be
+ seen in his letters. He named it at first “Innocence at Home”;
+ later changing this title to “Stormfield.”
+
+ The letter which follows is an acknowledgment of an interesting
+ souvenir from the battle-field of Tewksbury (1471), and some relics
+ of the Cavalier and Roundhead Regiments encamped at Tewksbury in
+ 1643.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To an English admirer:
+
+ INNOCENCE AT HOME, REDDING, CONNECTICUT,
+ Aug. 15, '08.
+
+DEAR SIR,--I highly prize the pipes, and shall intimate to people that
+“Raleigh” smoked them, and doubtless he did. After a little practice I
+shall be able to go further and say he did; they will then be the most
+interesting features of my library's decorations. The Horse-shoe is
+attracting a good deal of attention, because I have intimated that the
+conqueror's horse cast it; it will attract more when I get my hand in
+and say he cast it, I thank you for the pipes and the shoe; and also
+for the official guide, which I read through at a single sitting. If a
+person should say that about a book of mine I should regard it as good
+evidence of the book's interest.
+
+ Very truly yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ In his philosophy, What Is Man?, and now and again in his other
+ writings, we find Mark Twain giving small credit to the human mind
+ as an originator of ideas. The most original writer of his time, he
+ took no credit for pure invention and allowed none to others. The
+ mind, he declared, adapted, consciously or unconsciously; it did not
+ create. In a letter which follows he elucidates this doctrine. The
+ reference in it to the “captain” and to the kerosene, as the reader
+ may remember, have to do with Captain “Hurricane” Jones and his
+ theory of the miracles of “Isaac and of the prophets of Baal,” as
+ expounded in Some Rambling Notes of an Idle Excursion.
+
+ By a trick of memory Clemens gives The Little Duke as his suggestion
+ for The Prince and the Pauper; he should have written The Prince and
+ the Page, by the same author.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Rev. F. Y. Christ, in New York:
+
+ REDDING, CONN., Aug., '08.
+
+DEAR SIR,--You say “I often owe my best sermons to a suggestion received
+in reading or from other exterior sources.” Your remark is not quite in
+accordance with the facts. We must change it to--“I owe all my thoughts,
+sermons and ideas to suggestions received from sources outside of
+myself.” The simplified English of this proposition is--“No man's brains
+ever originated an idea.” It is an astonishing thing that after all
+these ages the world goes on thinking the human brain machinery can
+originate a thought.
+
+It can't. It never has done it. In all cases, little and big, the
+thought is born of a suggestion; and in all cases the suggestions come
+to the brain from the outside. The brain never acts except from exterior
+impulse.
+
+A man can satisfy himself of the truth of this by a single process,--let
+him examine every idea that occurs to him in an hour; a day; in a
+week--in a lifetime if he please. He will always find that an outside
+something suggested the thought, something which he saw with his eyes or
+heard with his ears or perceived by his touch--not necessarily to-day,
+nor yesterday, nor last year, nor twenty years ago, but sometime or
+other. Usually the source of the suggestion is immediately traceable,
+but sometimes it isn't.
+
+However, if you will examine every thought that occurs to you for the
+next two days, you will find that in at least nine cases out of ten
+you can put your finger on the outside suggestion--And that ought to
+convince you that No. 10 had that source too, although you cannot at
+present hunt it down and find it.
+
+The idea of writing to me would have had to wait a long time if it
+waited until your brain originated it. It was born of an outside
+suggestion--Sir Thomas and my old Captain.
+
+The hypnotist thinks he has invented a new thing--suggestion. This is
+very sad. I don't know where my captain got his kerosene idea. (It was
+forty-one years ago, and he is long ago dead.) But I know that it
+didn't originate in his head, but it was born from a suggestion from the
+outside.
+
+Yesterday a guest said, “How did you come to think of writing 'The
+Prince and the Pauper?'” I didn't. The thought came to me from the
+outside--suggested by that pleasant and picturesque little history-book,
+Charlotte M. Yonge's “Little Duke,” I doubt if Mrs. Burnett knows whence
+came to her the suggestion to write “Little Lord Fauntleroy,” but I
+know; it came to her from reading “The Prince and the Pauper.” In all my
+life I have never originated an idea, and neither has she, nor anybody
+else.
+
+Man's mind is a clever machine, and can work up materials into ingenious
+fancies and ideas, but it can't create the material; none but the gods
+can do that. In Sweden I saw a vast machine receive a block of wood, and
+turn it into marketable matches in two minutes. It could do everything
+but make the wood. That is the kind of machine the human mind is. Maybe
+this is not a large compliment, but it is all I can afford.....
+
+ Your friend and well-wisher
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mrs. H. H. Rogers, in Fair Hawn, Mass.:
+
+ REDDING, CONN, Aug. 12, 1908.
+
+DEAR MRS. ROGERS, I believe I am the wellest man on the planet to-day,
+and good for a trip to Fair Haven (which I discussed with the Captain
+of the New Bedford boat, who pleasantly accosted me in the Grand Central
+August 5) but the doctor came up from New York day before yesterday, and
+gave positive orders that I must not stir from here before frost. It is
+because I was threatened with a swoon, 10 or 12 days ago, and went
+to New York a day or two later to attend my nephew's funeral and got
+horribly exhausted by the heat and came back here and had a bilious
+collapse. In 24 hours I was as sound as a nut again, but nobody believes
+it but me.
+
+This is a prodigiously satisfactory place, and I am so glad I don't have
+to go back to the turmoil and rush of New York. The house stands high
+and the horizons are wide, yet the seclusion is perfect. The nearest
+public road is half a mile away, so there is nobody to look in, and I
+don't have to wear clothes if I don't want to. I have been down stairs
+in night-gown and slippers a couple of hours, and have been photographed
+in that costume; but I will dress, now, and behave myself.
+
+That doctor had half an idea that there is something the matter with my
+brain... Doctors do know so little and they do charge so much for it. I
+wish Henry Rogers would come here, and I wish you would come with him.
+You can't rest in that crowded place, but you could rest here, for sure!
+I would learn bridge, and entertain you, and rob you.
+
+ With love to you both,
+ Ever yours,
+ S. L. C.
+
+
+ In the foregoing letter we get the first intimation of Mark Twain's
+ failing health. The nephew who had died was Samuel E. Moffett, son
+ of Pamela Clemens. Moffett, who was a distinguished journalist--an
+ editorial writer on Collier's Weekly, a man beloved by all who knew
+ him--had been drowned in the surf off the Jersey beach.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To W. D. Howells, Kittery Point, Maine:
+
+ Aug. 12, '08.
+
+DEAR HOWELLS,--Won't you and Mrs. Howells and Mildred come and give us
+as many days as you can spare, and examine John's triumph? It is
+the most satisfactory house I am acquainted with, and the most
+satisfactorily situated.
+
+But it is no place to work in, because one is outside of it all the
+time, while the sun and the moon are on duty. Outside of it in the
+loggia, where the breezes blow and the tall arches divide up the scenery
+and frame it.
+
+It's a ghastly long distance to come, and I wouldn't travel such a
+distance to see anything short of a memorial museum, but if you can't
+come now you can at least come later when you return to New York, for
+the journey will be only an hour and a half per express-train. Things
+are gradually and steadily taking shape inside the house, and nature is
+taking care of the outside in her ingenious and wonderful fashion--and
+she is competent and asks no help and gets none. I have retired from New
+York for good, I have retired from labor for good, I have dismissed my
+stenographer and have entered upon a holiday whose other end is in the
+cemetery.
+
+ Yours ever,
+ MARK.
+
+
+ From a gentleman in Buffalo Clemens one day received a letter
+ inclosing an incompleted list of the world's “One Hundred Greatest
+ Men,” men who had exerted “the largest visible influence on the life
+ and activities of the race.” The writer asked that Mark Twain
+ examine the list and suggest names, adding “would you include Jesus,
+ as the founder of Christianity, in the list?”
+
+ To the list of statesmen Clemens added the name of Thomas Paine; to
+ the list of inventors, Edison and Alexander Graham Bell. The
+ question he answered in detail.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To ------, Buffalo, N. Y.
+
+ Private. REDDING, CONN, Aug. 28, '08.
+
+DEAR SIR,--By “private,” I mean don't print any remarks of mine.
+
+ ..................
+I like your list.
+
+The “largest visible influence.”
+
+These terms require you to add Jesus. And they doubly and trebly require
+you to add Satan. From A.D. 350 to A.D. 1850 these gentlemen exercised a
+vaster influence over a fifth part of the human race than was exercised
+over that fraction of the race by all other influences combined.
+Ninety-nine hundredths of this influence proceeded from Satan, the
+remaining fraction of it from Jesus. During those 1500 years the fear
+of Satan and Hell made 99 Christians where love of God and Heaven landed
+one. During those 1500 years, Satan's influence was worth very nearly
+a hundred times as much to the business as was the influence of all the
+rest of the Holy Family put together.
+
+You have asked me a question, and I have answered it seriously and
+sincerely. You have put in Buddha--a god, with a following, at one time,
+greater than Jesus ever had: a god with perhaps a little better evidence
+of his godship than that which is offered for Jesus's. How then, in
+fairness, can you leave Jesus out? And if you put him in, how can you
+logically leave Satan out? Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but
+it is the lightning that does the work.
+
+ Very truly yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ The “Children's Theatre” of the next letter was an institution of
+ the New York East Side in which Mark Twain was deeply interested.
+ The children were most, if not all, of Hebrew parentage, and the
+ performances they gave, under the direction of Alice M. Herts, were
+ really remarkable. It seemed a pity that lack of funds should have
+ brought this excellent educational venture to an untimely end.
+
+ The following letter was in reply to one inclosing a newspaper
+ clipping reporting a performance of The Prince and the Pauper, given
+ by Chicago school children.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mrs. Hookway, in Chicago:
+
+ Sept., 1908.
+
+DEAR MRS. HOOKWAY,--Although I am full of the spirit of work this
+morning, a rarity with me lately--I must steal a moment or two for a
+word in person: for I have been reading the eloquent account in the
+Record-Herald and am pleasurably stirred, to my deepest deeps. The
+reading brings vividly back to me my pet and pride. The Children's
+Theatre of the East side, New York. And it supports and re-affirms what
+I have so often and strenuously said in public that a children's theatre
+is easily the most valuable adjunct that any educational institution
+for the young can have, and that no otherwise good school is complete
+without it.
+
+It is much the most effective teacher of morals and promoter of good
+conduct that the ingenuity of man has yet devised, for the reason that
+its lessons are not taught wearily by book and by dreary homily, but by
+visible and enthusing action; and they go straight to the heart, which
+is the rightest of right places for them. Book morals often get no
+further than the intellect, if they even get that far on their spectral
+and shadowy pilgrimage: but when they travel from a Children's Theatre
+they do not stop permanently at that halfway house, but go on home.
+
+The children's theatre is the only teacher of morals and conduct and
+high ideals that never bores the pupil, but always leaves him sorry when
+the lesson is over. And as for history, no other teacher is for a moment
+comparable to it: no other can make the dead heroes of the world rise
+up and shake the dust of the ages from their bones and live and move and
+breathe and speak and be real to the looker and listener: no other can
+make the study of the lives and times of the illustrious dead a delight,
+a splendid interest, a passion; and no other can paint a history-lesson
+in colors that will stay, and stay, and never fade.
+
+It is my conviction that the children's theatre is one of the very, very
+great inventions of the twentieth century; and that its vast educational
+value--now but dimly perceived and but vaguely understood--will
+presently come to be recognized. By the article which I have been
+reading I find the same things happening in the Howland School that
+we have become familiar with in our Children's Theatre (of which I am
+President, and sufficiently vain of the distinction.) These things among
+others;
+
+1. The educating history-study does not stop with the little players,
+but the whole school catches the infection and revels in it.
+
+2. And it doesn't even stop there; the children carry it home and infect
+the family with it--even the parents and grandparents; and the whole
+household fall to studying history, and bygone manners and customs and
+costumes with eager interest. And this interest is carried along to
+the studying of costumes in old book-plates; and beyond that to the
+selecting of fabrics and the making of clothes. Hundreds of our children
+learn, the plays by listening without book, and by making notes; then
+the listener goes home and plays the piece--all the parts! to the
+family. And the family are glad and proud; glad to listen to the
+explanations and analyses, glad to learn, glad to be lifted to planes
+above their dreary workaday lives. Our children's theatre is educating
+7,000 children--and their families. When we put on a play of Shakespeare
+they fall to studying it diligently; so that they may be qualified to
+enjoy it to the limit when the piece is staged.
+
+3. Your Howland School children do the construction-work,
+stage-decorations, etc. That is our way too. Our young folks do
+everything that is needed by the theatre, with their own hands;
+scene-designing, scene-painting, gas-fitting, electric work,
+costume-designing--costume making, everything and all things indeed--and
+their orchestra and its leader are from their own ranks.
+
+The article which I have been reading, says--speaking of the historical
+play produced by the pupils of the Howland School--
+
+“The question naturally arises, What has this drama done for those who
+so enthusiastically took part?--The touching story has made a year
+out of the Past live for the children as could no chronology or bald
+statement of historical events; it has cultivated the fancy and given to
+the imagination strength and purity; work in composition has ceased to
+be drudgery, for when all other themes fall flat a subject dealing with
+some aspect of the drama presented never fails to arouse interest and a
+rapid pushing of pens over paper.”
+
+That is entirely true. The interest is not confined to the drama's
+story, it spreads out all around the period of the story, and gives to
+all the outlying and unrelated happenings of that period a fascinating
+interest--an interest which does not fade out with the years, but
+remains always fresh, always inspiring, always welcome. History-facts
+dug by the job, with sweat and tears out of a dry and spiritless
+text-book--but never mind, all who have suffered know what that is...
+
+ I remain, dear madam,
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Mark Twain had a special fondness for cats. As a boy he always
+ owned one and it generally had a seat beside him at the table.
+ There were cats at Quarry Farm and at Hartford, and in the house at
+ Redding there was a gray mother-cat named Tammany, of which he was
+ especially fond. Kittens capering about were his chief delight.
+ In a letter to a Chicago woman he tells how those of Tammany
+ assisted at his favorite game.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mrs. Mabel Larkin Patterson, in Chicago:
+
+ REDDING, CONNECTICUT,
+ Oct. 2, '08.
+
+DEAR MRS. PATTERSON,--The contents of your letter are very pleasant
+and very welcome, and I thank you for them, sincerely. If I can find a
+photograph of my “Tammany” and her kittens, I will enclose it in this.
+
+One of them likes to be crammed into a corner-pocket of the billiard
+table--which he fits as snugly as does a finger in a glove and then he
+watches the game (and obstructs it) by the hour, and spoils many a shot
+by putting out his paw and changing the direction of a passing ball.
+Whenever a ball is in his arms, or so close to him that it cannot be
+played upon without risk of hurting him, the player is privileged to
+remove it to anyone of the 3 spots that chances to be vacant.
+
+Ah, no, my lecturing days are over for good and all.
+
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ The letter to Howells which follows was written a short time before
+ the passage of the copyright extension bill, which rendered Mark
+ Twain's new plan, here mentioned, unneeded--at least for the time.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To W. D. Howells, in New York:
+
+ Monday, Oct. 26, '08.
+Oh, I say! Where are you hiding, and why are you hiding? You promised
+to come here and you didn't keep your word. (This sounds like
+astonishment--but don't be misled by that.)
+
+Come, fire up again on your fiction-mill and give us another good
+promise. And this time keep it--for it is your turn to be astonished.
+Come and stay as long as you possibly can. I invented a new copyright
+extension scheme last Friday, and sat up all night arranging its
+details. It will interest you. Yesterday I got it down on paper in as
+compact a form as I could. Harvey and I have examined the scheme, and
+to-morrow or next day he will send me a couple of copyright-experts to
+arrange about getting certain statistics for me.
+
+Authors, publishers and the public have always been damaged by the
+copyright laws. The proposed amendment will advantage all three--the
+public most of all. I think Congress will pass it and settle the vexed
+question permanently.
+
+I shall need your assent and the assent of about a dozen other authors.
+Also the assent of all the large firms of the 300 publishers. These
+authors and publishers will furnish said assent I am sure. Not even the
+pirates will be able to furnish a serious objection, I think.
+
+Come along. This place seemed at its best when all around was
+summer-green; later it seemed at its best when all around was burning
+with the autumn splendors; and now once more it seems at its best, with
+the trees naked and the ground a painter's palette.
+
+ Yours ever,
+ MARK.
+
+
+ Clemens was a great admirer of the sea stories of W. W. Jacobs and
+ generally kept one or more of this author's volumes in reach of his
+ bed, where most of his reading was done. The acknowledgment that
+ follows was sent when he had finished Salthaven.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To W. W. Jacobs, in England:
+
+ REDDING, CONN,
+ Oct. 28, '08.
+
+DEAR MR. JACOBS,--It has a delightful look. I will not venture to say
+how delightful, because the words would sound extravagant, and would
+thereby lose some of their strength and to that degree misrepresent me.
+It is my conviction that Dialstone Lane holds the supremacy over all
+purely humorous books in our language, but I feel about Salthaven as the
+Cape Cod poet feels about Simon Hanks:
+
+ “The Lord knows all things, great and small,
+ With doubt he's not perplexed:
+ 'Tis Him alone that knows it all
+ But Simon Hanks comes next.”
+
+The poet was moved by envy and malice and jealousy, but I am not: I
+place Salthaven close up next to Dialstone because I think it has a
+fair and honest right to that high position. I have kept the other book
+moving; I shall begin to hand this one around now.
+
+And many thanks to you for remembering me.
+
+This house is out in the solitudes of the woods and the hills, an hour
+and a half from New York, and I mean to stay in it winter and summer
+the rest of my days. I beg you to come and help occupy it a few days the
+next time you visit the U.S.
+
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ One of the attractions of Stormfield was a beautiful mantel in the
+ billiard room, presented by the Hawaiian Promotion Committee. It
+ had not arrived when the rest of the house was completed, but came
+ in time to be set in place early in the morning of the owner's
+ seventy-third birthday. It was made of a variety of Hawaiian woods,
+ and was the work of a native carver, F. M. Otremba. Clemens was
+ deeply touched by the offering from those “western isles”--the
+ memory of which was always so sweet to him.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mr. Wood, in Hawaii:
+
+ Nov. 30, '08.
+
+DEAR MR. WOOD,--The beautiful mantel was put in its place an hour ago,
+and its friendly “Aloha” was the first uttered greeting my 73rd birthday
+received. It is rich in color, rich in quality, and rich in decoration,
+therefore it exactly harmonizes with the taste for such things which was
+born in me and which I have seldom been able to indulge to my content.
+It will be a great pleasure to me, daily renewed, to have under my
+eye this lovely reminder of the loveliest fleet of islands that lies
+anchored in any ocean, and I beg to thank the Committee for providing me
+that pleasure.
+
+ Sincerely Yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+
+
+XLVII. LETTERS, 1909. TO HOWELLS AND OTHERS. LIFE AT STORMFIELD.
+COPYRIGHT EXTENSION. DEATH OF JEAN CLEMENS
+
+ Clemens remained at Stormfield all that winter. New York was sixty
+ miles away and he did not often care to make the journey. He was
+ constantly invited to this or that public gathering, or private
+ party, but such affairs had lost interest for him. He preferred the
+ quiet of his luxurious home with its beautiful outlook, while for
+ entertainment he found the billiard afternoons sufficient. Guests
+ came from the city, now and again, for week-end visits, and if he
+ ever was restless or lonely he did not show it.
+
+ Among the invitations that came was one from General O. O. Howard
+ asking him to preside at a meeting to raise an endowment fund for a
+ Lincoln Memorial University at Cumberland Gap, Tennessee. Closing
+ his letter, General Howard said, “Never mind if you did fight on the
+ other side.”
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To General O. O. Howard:
+
+ STORMFIELD, REDDING, CONNECTICUT,
+ Jan, 12, '09.
+
+DEAR GENERAL HOWARD,--You pay me a most gratifying compliment in asking
+me to preside, and it causes me very real regret that I am obliged to
+decline, for the object of the meeting appeals strongly to me, since
+that object is to aid in raising the $500,000 Endowment Fund for Lincoln
+Memorial University. The Endowment Fund will be the most fitting of
+all the memorials the country will dedicate to the memory of Lincoln,
+serving, as it will, to uplift his very own people.
+
+I hope you will meet with complete success, and I am sorry I cannot be
+there to witness it and help you rejoice. But I am older than people
+think, and besides I live away out in the country and never stir from
+home, except at geological intervals, to fill left-over engagements in
+mesozoic times when I was younger and indiscreeter.
+
+You ought not to say sarcastic things about my “fighting on the other
+side.” General Grant did not act like that. General Grant paid me
+compliments. He bracketed me with Zenophon--it is there in his Memoirs
+for anybody to read. He said if all the confederate soldiers had
+followed my example and adopted my military arts he could never have
+caught enough of them in a bunch to inconvenience the Rebellion. General
+Grant was a fair man, and recognized my worth; but you are prejudiced,
+and you have hurt my feelings.
+
+ But I have an affection for you, anyway.
+ MARK TWAIN.
+
+
+ One of Mark Twain's friends was Henniker-Heaton, the so-called
+ “Father of Penny Postage” between England and America. When, after
+ long years of effort, he succeeded in getting the rate established,
+ he at once bent his energies in the direction of cheap cable service
+ and a letter from him came one day to Stormfield concerning his new
+ plans. This letter happened to be over-weight, which gave Mark
+ Twain a chance for some amusing exaggerations at his expense.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Henniker-Heaton, in London:
+
+ STORMFIELD, REDDING, CONNECTICUT,
+ Jan. 18, 1909.
+
+DEAR HENNIKER-HEATON,--I do hope you will succeed to your heart's desire
+in your cheap-cablegram campaign, and I feel sure you will. Indeed
+your cheap-postage victory, achieved in spite of a quarter-century of
+determined opposition, is good and rational prophecy that you will.
+Wireless, not being as yet imprisoned in a Chinese wall of private cash
+and high-placed and formidable influence, will come to your aid and make
+your new campaign briefer and easier than the other one was.
+
+Now then, after uttering my serious word, am I privileged to be
+frivolous for a moment? When you shall have achieved cheap telegraphy,
+are you going to employ it for just your own selfish profit and other
+people's pecuniary damage, the way you are doing with your cheap
+postage? You get letter-postage reduced to 2 cents an ounce, then you
+mail me a 4-ounce letter with a 2-cent stamp on it, and I have to pay
+the extra freight at this end of the line. I return your envelope for
+inspection. Look at it. Stamped in one place is a vast “T,” and under it
+the figures “40,” and under those figures appears an “L,” a sinister and
+suspicious and mysterious L. In another place, stamped within a circle,
+in offensively large capitals, you find the words “DUE 8 CENTS.”
+ Finally, in the midst of a desert space up nor-noreastard from that
+circle you find a figure “3” of quite unnecessarily aggressive and
+insolent magnitude--and done with a blue pencil, so as to be as
+conspicuous as possible. I inquired about these strange signs and
+symbols of the postman. He said they were P. O. Department signals for
+his instruction.
+
+“Instruction for what?”
+
+“To get extra postage.”
+
+“Is it so? Explain. Tell me about the large T and the 40.
+
+“It's short for Take 40--or as we postmen say, grab 40”
+
+“Go on, please, while I think up some words to swear with.”
+
+“Due 8 means, grab 8 more.”
+
+“Continue.”
+
+“The blue-pencil 3 was an afterthought. There aren't any stamps for
+afterthoughts; the sums vary, according to inspiration, and they whirl
+in the one that suggests itself at the last moment. Sometimes they go
+several times higher than this one. This one only means hog 3 cents
+more. And so if you've got 51 cents about you, or can borrow it--”
+
+“Tell me: who gets this corruption?”
+
+“Half of it goes to the man in England who ships the letter on short
+postage, and the other half goes to the P.O.D. to protect cheap postage
+from inaugurating a deficit.”
+
+“-------------------”
+
+“I can't blame you; I would say it myself in your place, if these ladies
+were not present. But you see I'm only obeying orders, I can't help
+myself.”
+
+“Oh, I know it; I'm not blaming you. Finally, what does that L stand
+for?”
+
+“Get the money, or give him L. It's English, you know.”
+
+“Take it and go. It's the last cent I've got in the world--.”
+
+After seeing the Oxford pageant file by the grand stand, picture after
+picture, splendor after splendor, three thousand five hundred
+strong, the most moving and beautiful and impressive and
+historically-instructive show conceivable, you are not to think I would
+miss the London pageant of next year, with its shining host of 15,000
+historical English men and women dug from the misty books of all the
+vanished ages and marching in the light of the sun--all alive, and
+looking just as they were used to look! Mr. Lascelles spent yesterday
+here on the farm, and told me all about it. I shall be in the middle
+of my 75th year then, and interested in pageants for personal and
+prospective reasons.
+
+I beg you to give my best thanks to the Bath Club for the offer of its
+hospitalities, but I shall not be able to take advantage of it, because
+I am to be a guest in a private house during my stay in London.
+
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ It was in 1907 that Clemens had seen the Oxford Pageant--during the
+ week when he had been awarded his doctor's degree. It gave him the
+ greatest delight, and he fully expected to see the next one, planned
+ for 1910.
+
+ In the letter to Howells which follows we get another glimpse of
+ Mark Twain's philosophy of man, the irresponsible machine.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To W. D. Howells, in New York:
+
+ STORMFIELD, REDDING, CONN.,
+ Jan. 18, '09.
+
+DEAR HOWELLS,--I have to write a line, lazy as I am, to say how your
+Poe article delighted me; and to say that I am in agreement with
+substantially all you say about his literature. To me his prose is
+unreadable--like Jane Austin's. No, there is a difference. I could read
+his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It
+seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.
+
+Another thing: you grant that God and circumstances sinned against Poe,
+but you also grant that he sinned against himself--a thing which he
+couldn't do and didn't do.
+
+It is lively up here now. I wish you could come.
+
+ Yrs ever,
+ MARK
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To W. D. Howells, in New York:
+
+ STORMFIELD, REDDING, CONNECTICUT,
+ 3 in the morning, Apl. 17, '09.
+ [Written with pencil].
+
+My pen has gone dry and the ink is out of reach. Howells, Did you write
+me day-before-day before yesterday, or did I dream it? In my mind's
+eye I most vividly see your hand-write on a square blue envelop in the
+mailpile. I have hunted the house over, but there is no such letter. Was
+it an illusion?
+
+I am reading Lowell's letter, and smoking. I woke an hour ago and am
+reading to keep from wasting the time. On page 305, vol. I. I have just
+margined a note:
+
+“Young friend! I like that! You ought to see him now.”
+
+It seemed startlingly strange to hear a person call you young. It was a
+brick out of a blue sky, and knocked me groggy for a moment. Ah me, the
+pathos of it is, that we were young then. And he--why, so was he, but
+he didn't know it. He didn't even know it 9 years later, when we saw him
+approaching and you warned me, saying, “Don't say anything about age--he
+has just turned fifty, and thinks he is old and broods over it.”
+
+[Well, Clara did sing! And you wrote her a dear letter.]
+
+Time to go to sleep.
+
+ Yours ever,
+ MARK.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Daniel Kiefer:
+
+ [No date.]
+
+DANL KIEFER ESQ. DEAR SIR,--I should be far from willing to have a
+political party named after me.
+
+I would not be willing to belong to a party which allowed its members
+to have political aspirations or to push friends forward for political
+preferment.
+
+ Yours very truly,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ The copyright extension, for which the author had been working so
+ long, was granted by Congress in 1909, largely as the result of that
+ afternoon in Washington when Mark Twain had “received” in “Uncle
+ Joe” Cannon's private room, and preached the gospel of copyright
+ until the daylight faded and the rest of the Capitol grew still.
+ Champ Clark was the last to linger that day and they had talked far
+ into the dusk. Clark was powerful, and had fathered the bill. Now
+ he wrote to know if it was satisfactory.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Champ Clark, in Washington:
+
+ STORMFIELD, REDDING, CONN., June 5, '09.
+
+DEAR CHAMP CLARK--Is the new copyright law acceptable to me?
+Emphatically, yes! Clark, it is the only sane, and clearly defined, and
+just and righteous copyright law that has ever existed in the United
+States. Whosoever will compare it with its predecessors will have no
+trouble in arriving at that decision.
+
+The bill which was before the committee two years ago when I was down
+there was the most stupefying jumble of conflicting and apparently
+irreconcilable interests that was ever seen; and we all said “the case
+is hopeless, absolutely hopeless--out of this chaos nothing can be
+built.” But we were in error; out of that chaotic mass this excellent
+bill has been instructed; the warring interests have been reconciled,
+and the result is as comely and substantial a legislative edifice as
+lifts its domes and towers and protective lightning rods out of the
+statute book, I think. When I think of that other bill, which even the
+Deity couldn't understand, and of this one which even I can understand,
+I take off my hat to the man or men who devised this one. Was it R. U.
+Johnson? Was it the Author's League? Was it both together? I don't know,
+but I take off my hat, anyway. Johnson has written a valuable article
+about the new law--I enclose it.
+
+At last--at last and for the first time in copyright history we are
+ahead of England! Ahead of her in two ways: by length of time and by
+fairness to all interests concerned. Does this sound like shouting?
+Then I must modify it: all we possessed of copyright-justice before the
+fourth of last March we owed to England's initiative.
+
+ Truly Yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Because Mark Twain amused himself with certain aspects of Christian
+ Science, and was critical of Mrs. Eddy, there grew up a wide
+ impression that he jeered at the theory of mental healing; when, as
+ a matter of fact, he was one of its earliest converts, and never
+ lost faith in its power. The letter which follows is an excellent
+ exposition of his attitude toward the institution of Christian
+ Science and the founder of the church in America.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To J. Wylie Smith, Glasgow, Scotland:
+
+ “STORMFIELD,” August 7, 1909
+
+DEAR SIR,--My view of the matter has not changed. To wit, that Christian
+Science is valuable; that it has just the same value now that it had
+when Mrs. Eddy stole it from Quimby; that its healing principle (its
+most valuable asset) possesses the same force now that it possessed a
+million years ago before Quimby was born; that Mrs. Eddy... organized
+that force, and is entitled to high credit for that. Then, with a
+splendid sagacity she hitched it to... a religion, the surest of
+all ways to secure friends for it, and support. In a fine and lofty
+way--figuratively speaking--it was a tramp stealing a ride on the
+lightning express. Ah, how did that ignorant village-born peasant
+woman know the human being so well? She has no more intellect than a
+tadpole--until it comes to business then she is a marvel! Am I sorry I
+wrote the book? Most certainly not. You say you have 500 (converts) in
+Glasgow. Fifty years from now, your posterity will not count them by the
+hundred, but by the thousand. I feel absolutely sure of this.
+
+ Very truly yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Clemens wrote very little for publication that year, but he enjoyed
+ writing for his own amusement, setting down the things that boiled,
+ or bubbled, within him: mainly chapters on the inconsistencies of
+ human deportment, human superstition and human creeds. The “Letters
+ from the Earth” referred to in the following, were supposed to have
+ been written by an immortal visitant from some far realm to a
+ friend, describing the absurdities of mankind. It is true, as he
+ said, that they would not do for publication, though certainly the
+ manuscript contains some of his most delicious writing. Miss
+ Wallace, to whom the next letter is written, had known Mark Twain in
+ Bermuda, and, after his death, published a dainty volume entitled
+ Mark Twain in the Happy Island.
+
+
+ “STORMFIELD,” REDDING, CONNECTICUT,
+ Nov. 13, '09.
+
+DEAR BETSY,--I've been writing “Letters from the Earth,” and if you will
+come here and see us I will--what? Put the MS in your hands, with the
+places to skip marked? No. I won't trust you quite that far. I'll read
+messages to you. This book will never be published--in fact it couldn't
+be, because it would be felony to soil the mails with it, for it has
+much Holy Scripture in it of the kind that... can't properly be read
+aloud, except from the pulpit and in family worship. Paine enjoys it,
+but Paine is going to be damned one of these days, I suppose.
+
+The autumn splendors passed you by? What a pity. I wish you had been
+here. It was beyond words! It was heaven and hell and sunset and
+rainbows and the aurora all fused into one divine harmony, and you
+couldn't look at it and keep the tears back. All the hosannahing strong
+gorgeousnesses have gone back to heaven and hell and the pole, now, but
+no matter; if you could look out of my bedroom window at this moment,
+you would choke up; and when you got your voice you would say: This
+is not real, this is a dream. Such a singing together, and such a
+whispering together, and such a snuggling together of cosy soft colors,
+and such kissing and caressing, and such pretty blushing when the sun
+breaks out and catches those dainty weeds at it--you remember that
+weed-garden of mine?--and then--then the far hills sleeping in a dim
+blue trance--oh, hearing about it is nothing, you should be here to see
+it.
+
+Good! I wish I could go on the platform and read. And I could, if it
+could be kept out of the papers. There's a charity-school of 400 young
+girls in Boston that I would give my ears to talk to, if I had some
+more; but--oh, well, I can't go, and it's no use to grieve about it.
+
+This morning Jean went to town; also Paine; also the butler; also
+Katy; also the laundress. The cook and the maid, and the boy and
+the roustabout and Jean's coachman are left--just enough to make it
+lonesome, because they are around yet never visible. However, the
+Harpers are sending Leigh up to play billiards; therefore I shall
+survive.
+
+ Affectionately,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Early in June that year, Clemens had developed unmistakable symptoms
+ of heart trouble of a very serious nature. It was angina pectoris,
+ and while to all appearances he was as well as ever and usually felt
+ so, he was periodically visited by severe attacks of acute “breast
+ pains” which, as the months passed, increased in frequency and
+ severity. He was alarmed and distressed--not on his own account,
+ but because of his daughter Jean--a handsome girl, who had long been
+ subject to epileptic seizures. In case of his death he feared that
+ Jean would be without permanent anchorage, his other daughter,
+ Clara--following her marriage to Ossip Gabrilowitsch in October
+ --having taken up residence abroad.
+
+ This anxiety was soon ended. On the morning of December 24th, Jean
+ Clemens was found dead in her apartment. She was not drowned in her
+ bath, as was reported, but died from heart exhaustion, the result of
+ her malady and the shock of cold water.
+
+ [Questionable diagnosis! D.W. M.D.]
+
+ The blow to her father was terrible, but heavy as it was, one may
+ perhaps understand that her passing in that swift, painless way must
+ have afforded him a measure of relief.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Mrs. Gabrilowitsch, in Europe:
+
+ REDDING, CONN.,
+ Dec. 29, '09.
+
+O, Clara, Clara dear, I am so glad she is out of it and safe--safe! I am
+not melancholy; I shall never be melancholy again, I think. You see, I
+was in such distress when I came to realize that you were gone far away
+and no one stood between her and danger but me--and I could die at any
+moment, and then--oh then what would become of her! For she was wilful,
+you know, and would not have been governable.
+
+You can't imagine what a darling she was, that last two or three
+days; and how fine, and good, and sweet, and noble-and joyful, thank
+Heaven!--and how intellectually brilliant. I had never been acquainted
+with Jean before. I recognized that.
+
+But I mustn't try to write about her--I can't. I have already poured my
+heart out with the pen, recording that last day or two.
+
+I will send you that--and you must let no one but Ossip read it.
+
+Good-bye.
+
+ I love you so!
+ And Ossip.
+ FATHER.
+
+
+The writing mentioned in the last paragraph was his article 'The
+Death of Jean,' his last serious writing, and one of the world's most
+beautiful examples of elegiac prose.--[Harper's Magazine, Dec., 1910,]
+and later in the volume, 'What Is Man and Other Essays.'
+
+
+
+
+XLVIII. LETTERS OF 1910. LAST TRIP TO BERMUDA. LETTERS TO PAINE. THE
+LAST LETTER.
+
+ Mark Twain had returned from a month's trip to Bermuda a few days
+ before Jean died. Now, by his physician's advice, he went back to
+ those balmy islands. He had always loved them, since his first trip
+ there with Twichell thirty-three years earlier, and at “Bay House,”
+ the residence of Vice-Consul Allen, where he was always a welcome
+ guest, he could have the attentions and care and comforts of a home.
+ Taking Claude, the butler, as his valet, he sailed January 5th, and
+ presently sent back a letter in which he said, “Again I am leading
+ the ideal life, and am immeasurably content.”
+
+ By his wish, the present writer and his family were keeping the
+ Stormfield house open for him, in order that he might be able to
+ return to its comforts at any time. He sent frequent letters--one
+ or two by each steamer--but as a rule they did not concern matters
+ of general interest. A little after his arrival, however, he wrote
+ concerning an incident of his former visit--a trivial matter--but
+ one which had annoyed him. I had been with him in Bermuda on the
+ earlier visit, and as I remember it, there had been some slight
+ oversight on his part in the matter of official etiquette--something
+ which doubtless no one had noticed but himself.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To A. B. Paine, in Redding:
+
+ BAY HOUSE, Jan. 11, 1910.
+
+DEAR PAINE,--... There was a military lecture last night at the
+Officer's Mess, prospect, and as the lecturer honored me with a special
+and urgent invitation and said he wanted to lecture to me particularly,
+I being “the greatest living master of the platform-art,” I naturally
+packed Helen and her mother into the provided carriage and went.
+
+As soon as we landed at the door with the crowd the Governor came to
+me at once and was very cordial, and apparently as glad to see me as
+he said he was. So that incident is closed. And pleasantly and entirely
+satisfactorily. Everything is all right, now, and I am no longer in a
+clumsy and awkward situation.
+
+I “met up” with that charming Colonel Chapman, and other officers of the
+regiment, and had a good time.
+
+Commandant Peters of the “Carnegie” will dine here tonight and arrange a
+private visit for us to his ship, the crowd to be denied access.
+
+ Sincerely Yours,
+ S. L. C.
+
+
+ “Helen” of this letter was Mr. and Mrs. Allen's young daughter,
+ a favorite companion of his walks and drives. “Loomis” and “Lark,”
+ mentioned in the letters which follow, were Edward E. Loomis--his
+ nephew by marriage--named by Mark Twain as one of the trustees of
+ his estate, and Charles T. Lark, Mark Twain's attorney.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To A. B. Paine, in Redding:
+
+ HAMILTON, Jan. 21, '10.
+
+DEAR PAINE,--Thanks for your letter, and for its contenting news of the
+situation in that foreign and far-off and vaguely-remembered country
+where you and Loomis and Lark and other beloved friends are.
+
+I have a letter from Clara this morning. She is solicitous, and wants
+me well and watchfully taken care of. My, she ought to see Helen and her
+parents and Claude administer that trust!
+
+Also she says: “I hope to hear from you or Mr. Paine very soon.”
+
+I am writing her, and I know you will respond to your part of her
+prayer. She is pretty desolate now, after Jean's emancipation--the only
+kindness God ever did that poor unoffending child in all her hard life.
+
+ Ys ever
+ S. L. C.
+
+
+ Send Clara a copy of Howells's gorgeous letter. I want a copy of my
+ article that he is speaking of.
+
+
+ The “gorgeous letter” was concerning Mark Twain's article, “The
+ Turning-point in My Life” which had just appeared in one of the
+ Harper publications. Howells wrote of it, “While your wonderful
+ words are warm in my mind yet, I want to tell you what you know
+ already: that you never wrote anything greater, finer, than that
+ turning-point paper of yours.”
+
+ From the early Bermuda letters we may gather that Mark Twain's days
+ were enjoyable enough, and that his malady was not giving him
+ serious trouble, thus far. Near the end of January he wrote: “Life
+ continues here the same as usual. There isn't a flaw in it. Good
+ times, good home, tranquil contentment all day and every day,
+ without a break. I shouldn't know how to go about bettering my
+ situation.” He did little in the way of literary work, probably
+ finding neither time nor inclination for it. When he wrote at all
+ it was merely to set down some fanciful drolleries with no thought
+ of publication.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Prof. William Lyon Phelps, Yale College:
+
+ HAMILTON, March 12.
+
+DEAR PROFESSOR PHELPS,--I thank you ever so much for the
+book--[Professor Phelps's Essays on Modern Novelists.]--which I find
+charming--so charming indeed, that I read it through in a single night,
+and did not regret the lost night's sleep. I am glad if I deserve
+what you have said about me: and even if I don't I am proud and well
+contented, since you think I deserve it.
+
+Yes, I saw Prof. Lounsbury, and had a most pleasant time with him. He
+ought to have staid longer in this little paradise--partly for his own
+sake, but mainly for mine.
+
+I knew my poor Jean had written you. I shall not have so dear and sweet
+a secretary again.
+
+Good health to you, and all good fortune attend you.
+
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ He would appear to have written not many letters besides those to
+ Mrs. Gabrilowitsch and to Stormfield, but when a little girl sent
+ him a report of a dream, inspired by reading The Prince and the
+ Pauper, he took the time and trouble to acknowledge it, realizing,
+ no doubt, that a line from him would give the child happiness.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Miss Sulamith, in New York:
+
+ “BAY HOUSE,” BERMUDA, March 21, 1910.
+
+DEAR MISS SULAMITH,--I think it is a remarkable dream for a girl of
+13 to have dreamed, in fact for a person of any age to have dreamed,
+because it moves by regular grade and sequence from the beginning to the
+end, which is not the habit of dreams. I think your report of it is a
+good piece of work, a clear and effective statement of the vision.
+
+I am glad to know you like the “Prince and the Pauper” so well and I
+believe with you that the dream is good evidence of that liking. I think
+I may say, with your sister that I like myself best when I am serious.
+
+ Sincerely yours,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ Through February, and most of March, letters and reports from him
+ were about the same. He had begun to plan for his return, and
+ concerning amusements at Stormfield for the entertainment of the
+ neighbors, and for the benefit of the library which he had founded
+ soon after his arrival in Redding. In these letters he seldom
+ mentioned the angina pains that had tortured him earlier. But once,
+ when he sent a small photograph of himself, it seemed to us that his
+ face had become thin and that he had suffered. Certainly his next
+ letter was not reassuring.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To A. B. Paine, in Redding:
+
+
+DEAR PAINE,--We must look into the magic-lantern business. Maybe the
+modern lantern is too elaborate and troublesome for back-settlement use,
+but we can inquire. We must have some kind of a show at “Stormfield” to
+entertain the countryside with.
+
+We are booked to sail in the “Bermudian” April 23rd, but don't tell
+anybody, I don't want it known. I may have to go sooner if the pain in
+my breast doesn't mend its ways pretty considerably. I don't want to
+die here for this is an unkind place for a person in that condition.
+I should have to lie in the undertaker's cellar until the ship would
+remove me and it is dark down there and unpleasant.
+
+The Colliers will meet me on the pier and I may stay with them a week or
+two before going home. It all depends on the breast pain--I don't want
+to die there. I am growing more and more particular about the place.
+
+ With love,
+ S. L. C.
+
+
+ This letter had been written by the hand of his “secretary,” Helen
+ Allen: writing had become an effort to him. Yet we did not suspect
+ how rapidly the end was approaching and only grew vaguely alarmed.
+ A week later, however, it became evident that his condition was
+ critical.
+
+
+
+DEAR PAINE,--.... I have been having a most uncomfortable time for the
+past 4 days with that breast-pain, which turns out to be an affection of
+the heart, just as I originally suspected. The news from New York is
+to the effect that non-bronchial weather has arrived there at last,
+therefore if I can get my breast trouble in traveling condition I may
+sail for home a week or two earlier than has heretofore been proposed:
+
+ Yours as ever
+ S. L. CLEMENS,
+ (per H. S. A.)
+
+
+ In this letter he seems to have forgotten that his trouble had been
+ pronounced an affection of the heart long before he left America,
+ though at first it had been thought that it might be gastritis.
+ The same mail brought a letter from Mr. Allen explaining fully the
+ seriousness of his condition. I sailed immediately for Bermuda,
+ arriving there on the 4th of April. He was not suffering at the
+ moment, though the pains came now with alarming frequency and
+ violence. He was cheerful and brave. He did not complain. He gave
+ no suggestion of a man whose days were nearly ended.
+
+ A part of the Stormfield estate had been a farm, which he had given
+ to Jean Clemens, where she had busied herself raising some live
+ stock and poultry. After her death he had wished the place to be
+ sold and the returns devoted to some memorial purpose. The sale had
+ been made during the winter and the price received had been paid in
+ cash. I found him full of interest in all affairs, and anxious to
+ discuss the memorial plan. A day or two later he dictated the
+ following letter-the last he would ever send.
+
+ It seemed fitting that this final word from one who had so long
+ given happiness to the whole world should record a special gift to
+ his neighbors.
+
+
+*****
+
+
+To Charles T. Lark, in New York:
+
+ HAMILTON, BERMUDA.
+ April 6, 1910.
+
+DEAR MR. LARK,--I have told Paine that I want the money derived from the
+sale of the farm, which I had given, but not conveyed, to my daughter
+Jean, to be used to erect a building for the Mark Twain Library
+of Redding, the building to be called the Jean L. Clemens Memorial
+Building.
+
+I wish to place the money $6,000.00 in the hands of three
+trustees,--Paine and two others: H. A. Lounsbury and William E. Hazen,
+all of Redding, these trustees to form a building Committee to decide
+on the size and plan of the building needed and to arrange for and
+supervise the work in such a manner that the fund shall amply provide
+for the building complete, with necessary furnishings, leaving,
+if possible, a balance remaining, sufficient for such repairs and
+additional furnishings as may be required for two years from the time of
+completion.
+
+Will you please draw a document covering these requirements and have it
+ready by the time I reach New York (April 14th).
+
+ Very sincerely,
+ S. L. CLEMENS.
+
+
+ We sailed on the 12th of April, reaching New York on the 14th,
+ as he had planned. A day or two later, Mr. and Mrs. Gabrilowitsch,
+ summoned from Italy by cable, arrived. He suffered very little
+ after reaching Stormfield, and his mind was comparatively clear up
+ to the last day. On the afternoon of April 21st he sank into a
+ state of coma, and just at sunset he died. Three days later, at
+ Elmira, New York, he was laid beside Mrs. Clemens and those others
+ who had preceded him.
+
+
+
+
+ THE LAST DAY AT STORMFIELD
+
+ By BLISS CARMAN.
+
+ At Redding, Connecticut,
+ The April sunrise pours
+ Over the hardwood ridges
+ Softening and greening now
+ In the first magic of Spring.
+
+ The wild cherry-trees are in bloom,
+ The bloodroot is white underfoot,
+ The serene early light flows on,
+
+ Touching with glory the world,
+ And flooding the large upper room
+ Where a sick man sleeps.
+ Slowly he opens his eyes,
+ After long weariness, smiles,
+ And stretches arms overhead,
+ While those about him take heart.
+
+ With his awakening strength,
+ (Morning and spring in the air,
+ The strong clean scents of earth,
+ The call of the golden shaft,
+ Ringing across the hills)
+ He takes up his heartening book,
+ Opens the volume and reads,
+ A page of old rugged Carlyle,
+ The dour philosopher
+ Who looked askance upon life,
+ Lurid, ironical, grim,
+ Yet sound at the core.
+ But weariness returns;
+ He lays the book aside
+ With his glasses upon the bed,
+ And gladly sleeps. Sleep,
+ Blessed abundant sleep,
+ Is all that he needs.
+
+ And when the close of day
+ Reddens upon the hills
+ And washes the room with rose,
+ In the twilight hush
+ The Summoner comes to him
+ Ever so gently, unseen,
+
+ Touches him on the shoulder;
+ And with the departing sun
+ Our great funning friend is gone.
+
+ How he has made us laugh!
+ A whole generation of men
+ Smiled in the joy of his wit.
+ But who knows whether he was not
+ Like those deep jesters of old
+ Who dwelt at the courts of Kings,
+ Arthur's, Pendragon's, Lear's,
+ Plying the wise fool's trade,
+ Making men merry at will,
+ Hiding their deeper thoughts
+ Under a motley array,--
+ Keen-eyed, serious men,
+ Watching the sorry world,
+ The gaudy pageant of life,
+ With pity and wisdom and love?
+
+ Fearless, extravagant, wild,
+ His caustic merciless mirth
+ Was leveled at pompous shams.
+ Doubt not behind that mask
+ There dwelt the soul of a man,
+ Resolute, sorrowing, sage,
+ As sure a champion of good
+ As ever rode forth to fray.
+
+ Haply--who knows?--somewhere
+ In Avalon, Isle of Dreams,
+ In vast contentment at last,
+ With every grief done away,
+ While Chaucer and Shakespeare wait,
+ And Moliere hangs on his words,
+ And Cervantes not far off
+ Listens and smiles apart,
+ With that incomparable drawl
+ He is jesting with Dagonet now.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
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