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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Reluctant Weapon, by Howard L. Myers
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: The Reluctant Weapon
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+Author: Howard L. Myers
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+Illustrator: Emsh
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+Release Date: April 15, 2010 [EBook #31995]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE RELUCTANT WEAPON ***
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+ Transcriber's Note:
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+ This etext was produced from Galaxy Science Fiction December 1952.
+ Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S.
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+
+ The Reluctant Weapon
+
+
+ by HOWARD L. MYERS
+
+
+ Illustrated by EMSH
+
+
+ _A live weapon is a downright liability ... it's all too apt
+ to get qualms of conscience!_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+_When the Zoz Horde passed destructively through this sector of the
+Galaxy, approximately a billion years ago, they suffered a minor loss.
+One of their weapons, Sentient Killer No. VT672, had an unexplained
+malfunction and was left behind to be repaired by the slave
+technicians who followed the Horde. However, the Zoz were met and
+annihilated by the Ghesh Empire, after which the masterless slaves
+dispersed to their home planets. The weapon, unrepaired, was left
+forgotten in the solar system it had failed to destroy._
+
+[Illustration:]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Tresqu the Wisest, Ruler of Hova, Lord of the Universe, was being
+entertained by a troupe of Goefd dancers when his Lord of War, Wert,
+bounded into the Audience Hall. In his hurry to reach Tresqu's throne,
+Wert slipped on the nearly frictionless floor and skidded through the
+formation of dancers, sending the slender Goefden sprawling in all
+directions. He slid to a halt by the Pleading Mat, onto which he
+crawled and groveled, awaiting permission to speak.
+
+"I believe three of the dancers received broken legs," Tresqu observed
+calmly. "They are rather delicate creatures and not at all clumsy." He
+dipped the tip of his tail into an urn of chilled perfume and gently
+dabbed it about his nostril. Speaking pleasantly, with long pauses
+between sentences, he kept his friendly gaze on the groveling Wert.
+"Oft I meditate on the clumsiness of our race in comparison to many
+others who are our graceful servants. Why, I wonder, cannot the rulers
+be graceful? Some of us are very clumsy indeed--too clumsy to live."
+
+A tremor passed through Wert's stocky body.
+
+"Possibly my Lord of War has news of sufficient import to excuse his
+ungainly haste. But I sincerely doubt it. I fear I must soon appoint a
+successor to him. Undoubtedly he has news of some sort. Blurt, Wert!"
+
+"Your Majestic Wisdom," whined Wert, "my message is of utmost
+importance! The natives of Sol III have captured one of our
+decontaminator ships and learned its secrets!"
+
+"Sol III?"
+
+"Yes, Your Wisdom. The planet called Terra."
+
+"Terra? You must realize, lordling, that I cannot occupy myself with
+remembering trivialities about individual worlds."
+
+"Yes, Your Wisdom. We have a base, which is commanded by--that is, we
+_had_ a base commanded--"
+
+"Enough!" snapped Tresqu. "You start your tale from nowhere and wander
+whence and hence!" He raised his voice and called to one of his
+retainers. "Fool! Come forward!"
+
+An abnormally slender Hovan arose from a platform off to Tresqu's left
+and skipped nimbly forward to stand insolently over the Lord of War,
+who was still prone on the Pleading Mat.
+
+"Recite for me," said Tresqu, "the contents of my gazetteer on the
+planet Sol III. Listen well, Wert. You may even yet live long enough
+to profit by my Fool's style of declamation. Study it well. Also, you
+may raise your eyes sufficiently to observe the grace of his
+movements. Proceed, sprite."
+
+"Sol III," began the Fool. "An H9 planet. Sol is in the Sirian Colony
+Sector, coordinates GL 15-44-17-5, GR 12 [to the power of 7] plus 9, D
+14. Terra's life is normal animal-vegetable, with one intelligent
+species of hovoids called Humans. Due to the unpleasantly high oxygen
+content of the atmosphere, Terra has not been colonized, but has been
+placed under the control of the Science Ministry for the purpose of
+long-range psychological experiments." The Fool picked up Wert's tail
+and twisted it hard but absently as he talked. The Lord of War
+twitched painfully. "Many informative reports on the results of these
+experiments have been released by the ministry during the past seven
+thousand years, dealing mainly with the Humans. The Science Ministry
+has declared Terra out of bounds--_Positively no visitors_."
+
+With a single flow of motion, the Fool gave Wert's tail a final twist,
+leaped over his body, and bowed deeply to Tresqu.
+
+"Beautifully done, Fool," applauded the Ruler of Hova. "Your mother
+claims me as your father, and there are times I am inclined to believe
+her. How would you like to be my Lord of War, Fool?"
+
+"Verily, my good master," said the Fool, "I hope you consider me a
+Fool by title only."
+
+"Well said, Fool. You are spared. Go seek your pleasures."
+
+With another bow, the Fool backed away.
+
+"Stand up, Wert," said Tresqu, "and tell me about this captured
+decontamination ship."
+
+The Lord of War arose and managed to report with some smoothness. "Two
+years ago, the Science Ministry turned Terra over to my command,
+saying their long series of experiments was concluded. They
+recommended complete decontamination of the planet, since the Humans
+were developing technologies which could eventually threaten us. I
+dispatched a ship for that purpose immediately, but it failed to
+return. Also, reports from our base on Terra's satellite Luna ceased
+soon thereafter. A scouting expedition was sent. It has just reported
+the Luna base destroyed completely, and the decontaminator ship
+crashed and stripped of all important devices in one of the Terran
+deserts. By studying these removed devices, the Humans have
+undoubtedly developed protections against them.
+
+"I humbly submit, Your Majestic Wisdom, that these events have
+endangered the safety of your glorious empire, and that drastic steps
+against the Humans should be taken immediately. Also, Good Lord of
+All, I submit that the Science Ministry, not the War Ministry, is at
+fault in this affair. They obviously let their experiments get out of
+control before calling us. Undoubtedly they would like to shift the
+full blame onto my shoulders."
+
+Tresqu continued his pleasant demeanor. "There may be some truth in
+what you say, Wert. You overestimate the danger in this matter, I
+perceive. After all, what is one backward planet against the forces of
+my empire containing thirty-seven well-armed worlds? The Humans will
+be destroyed, even if they have the secrets of a decontaminator ship.
+As for the blame, which I admit is deplorable, the Lord of Science
+will be called to the Mat to make his excuses. Now, assuming you
+remain Lord of War, what action do you plan to take against the
+Humans?"
+
+"Your Gracious Wisdom," faltered Wert, "I suggest we use the--the
+Weapon. You see, our forces are not fully mobilized at present for
+immediate action--"
+
+"Full mobilization isn't necessary or even desirable," Tresqu
+interrupted with some impatience. "One task force can do the job. Ah!
+I see by your expression that you do not have even one task force in
+readiness."
+
+"Your Gracious Wisdom," begged Wert, "you ordered a full holiday this
+month to celebrate the twenty-fourth anniversary of your magnificent
+reign, and--"
+
+"Enough, Wert! Your tongue is as clumsy as your body." Tresqu nibbled
+thoughtfully at the tip of his tail. "We will use the Weapon," he
+decided. "In order to allow my court to continue their holiday, I'll
+assume direct command in this." He rose from his throne. "Musicians,
+summon my guards. I go to visit the Weapon. Come, Wert; come also,
+Fool. You will accompany me."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Shortly thereafter, Tresqu and his entourage boarded the royal cruiser
+and roared away from the City of Wisdom. The ship flew halfway around
+the planet and came to rest in a peaceful purple valley where insects
+shrilled contentedly and a small stream rippled. Tresqu climbed out
+onto the violet turf, his followers coming after him.
+
+"Mighty Weapon of Zoz," he called, "I, Tresqu, seek your presence!"
+
+"Oh, no!" groaned a slightly mechanical voice that seemed to come
+from no particular direction. "Will there never be peace, never a
+tranquil moment to soothe my spirit and erase the bloody stains of
+destruction recorded on my past?"
+
+"That voice! It carries me away!" breathed the Fool. "Such a tragic
+tale of tormented strength is implicit in its very tone that I think I
+shall swoon!" But he wrapped his tail around the trunk of a nearby
+sapling for support and managed to retain consciousness.
+
+"Me, too!" Wert chimed in with suspicious haste. "I'm quite moved!"
+
+"Try not to counterfeit a soul you do not possess." Tresqu glowered at
+Wert. "You deceive no one."
+
+The Fool was recovered sufficiently to hit the discomfited Lord of War
+with a pebble when Tresqu was not watching.
+
+The Weapon had drifted into sight during this exchange, floating out
+of a shady hollow, as if blown by a breeze. It was very simple in
+appearance--an impalpable three-foot glowing sphere with a squat
+metallic cylinder at its base.
+
+"Tell me not the purpose of your visit, petty lord!" It said. "It is
+known to me only too well. Ah, great First Principle! Little did I
+reck when, in ages past, I nursed your species to civilization, just
+how poorly you would serve my purpose. Peace it was I desired, but do
+I get it? No! Your kingdom is powerful, but you have not the strength
+to handle your own troubles. You rule twenty-nine planets--"
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Thirty-seven," corrected Tresqu politely.
+
+"--thirty-seven planets, but when a malignant force appears on your
+borders, I, the Weapon, must be called upon to act in my own defense,
+and for the sake of a few more restful moments in this calm glade, I
+am obliged to destroy, yet it was to avoid destroying that I helped
+your species to empire in the old days."
+
+"In truth," spoke the deeply sympathetic Tresqu, "yours is a sad
+story. I disturb your richly earned rest only after the sincerest
+soul-searching. But affairs of state are at cross purposes in a moment
+of crisis, and without your help Hova will be in danger."
+
+"Ah, cruel Fate!" entoned the Weapon, "It aids me in no manner to
+protest against your inscrutable machinations! There is no turning
+aside, no avoidance of necessity!" In a less declamatory style, the
+Weapon addressed Tresqu: "Very well, what is the trouble?"
+
+Tresqu described the events on Terra for the Weapon, concluding, "Now
+that the Humans have knowledge of our space drive and armament, they
+are certain to attack, especially if they realize they have been
+subjects for experiment."
+
+The Weapon flitted about restlessly along the bank of the brook. "I
+question the motives of my own thoughts. Do I quibble with myself in
+an attempt to escape unwelcome necessities? Tell, petty lord, do your
+scientists confirm the picture you paint of the Humans? Are they, like
+you, alas, masterfully vicious enough to destroy the peace of dozens
+of planets for nothing but revenge?"
+
+"So the scientists say, mighty Weapon," answered Tresqu.
+
+"You, Lord of War, why are you silent when your face is strained with
+words crying for expression?" asked the Weapon. "Speak your mind."
+
+Wert squirmed. "If it please Your Mightiness, and you, Your Gracious
+Wisdom, I believe the Humans will know that we desire their
+destruction, and will try to defeat us for the sake of their own
+survival rather than revenge."
+
+"A most convincing point, Lord of War," said the Weapon.
+
+Tresqu flashed a forgiving smile at Wert while the Weapon paused
+before continuing:
+
+"However, I fear my unwilling spirit refuses to bow to the most
+reasonable of arguments. Please leave me; solve the problem
+yourselves!"
+
+Tresqu bowed and moved toward the cruiser. "We obey, Mighty Guide of
+our fathers. Let me say in parting that I, too, am grieved by our
+talk, much more because of the pain our visit has caused your noble
+greatness than because our race is threatened with annihilation. My
+deepest hope is that the ravages of war will never reach this peaceful
+place which is so dear to your gentle being."
+
+"Wait!" groaned the Weapon. "To slay, or not to slay, that is the
+dilemma. Ah, had my old masters of Zoz only left within my powers the
+seed of my own destruction, I would gladly seek the consummation of
+ultimate peace. But, no, that door is closed to me by deathless locks.
+Bring me a Human, that I may learn to hate him. Choose the most
+ignoble specimen available. I will converse with him at length so as
+to become exasperated with all the despicable traits of his race.
+Then, in my contempt for those traits, I will be able to cleanse the
+Universe of all Humans."
+
+Tresqu turned quickly to his Fool. "Are there any Humans on Hova?"
+
+"Yes, in the biological research laboratories."
+
+"Then go quickly, Fool, and fetch one. This is a grave matter, and I
+trust you to choose the most monstrous specimen available. Hurry!"
+
+The Fool ran into the cruiser and was on his way, leaving Tresqu,
+Wert, and several guardsmen with the Weapon. If the Weapon was
+conscious of the fact that the Lord of Hova was staying behind out of
+courtesy, it did not show it. Instead, it wandered indifferently away,
+mumbling a soliloquy of guilt and misery.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The sight of the Fool's specimen of humanity repaid Tresqu for the
+tediousness of the waiting. It was a particularly sordid-looking
+creature with a dirty growth of hairs on its head and face. Its body,
+thin as the Fool's, but with no compensating grace of movement, was
+clad in a blue garment of roughly woven vegetable fibers, and the
+extremities of its nether limbs were enclosed in evil-smelling boxes
+of animal hide. Its fierce eyes darted ominously from one Hovan to
+another. Its jaw kept working in a slow rhythm, and occasionally a
+stream of black liquid exploded through its mouth.
+
+"You have done well, Fool," said Tresqu. "You will be rewarded
+highly." Raising his voice he called, "Mighty Weapon, your specimen
+awaits!"
+
+"I come!" Once more the Weapon floated into view.
+
+The Earthman's jaw sagged. "'Y God!" he muttered in English, staring
+at the approaching Weapon.
+
+"Indeed," said the Weapon, "this appears to be a creature I could
+learn to abhor and kill. If only its thoughts equal its
+appearance--Speak, Human!"
+
+The man said nothing.
+
+"Mighty Weapon," murmured the Fool, "this Human is truly an ignoble
+monster. He has been in captivity for five years and has yet to speak
+a word of our beautiful language instead of his own barbaric tongue."
+
+"You fool!" shouted Tresqu. "How is the Weapon going to converse with
+him? Why did you bring one that cannot talk?"
+
+Not in the least disconcerted, the Fool replied, "As you ordered, good
+master, I brought the worst specimen available. However, the
+possibility of linguistic difficulties was not overlooked. I have here
+a dictionary of his language, recently compiled by our Alien Affairs
+staff." He produced a large volume of manuscript from beneath his
+cloak.
+
+"Your Fool shows wisdom, petty lord," spoke the Weapon. "I will study
+this book. Know the language, know the people, it is wisely said. In
+fact, I originated that saying myself some three thousand years ago, I
+believe. Unship any supplies brought for the Human and begone. Three
+days will suffice for the arousal of my wrath. Return then."
+
+"As you wish, O Mightiest of All." Tresqu bowed gawkily. "It is my
+most ardent desire, Wondrous Guide, that we, your servants, will not
+be obliged to disturb your peace again for a thousand centuries, once
+this affair is concluded."
+
+"And mine," the Weapon snapped crossly. "Now leave me."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The man watched the Hovans enter their cruiser and fly away. Looking
+at the Weapon hovering nearby, he squatted on his heels and pulled up
+a blade of purple grass to chew. Minutes passed in silence. Then the
+Weapon moved away, the book bobbing along behind, supported by some
+unseen force.
+
+When it was out of sight, the man muttered, "'Y God, I've saw
+fireballs in my time, but that's the first one I ever saw settin' in a
+bucket!"
+
+After a thoughtful examination of his surroundings, the man stood up
+and walked to the packing cases the Hovans had left. All but one
+contained the synthetic food product to which he had grown accustomed
+in his five years of captivity. The other box, rather small, contained
+a shredded vegetable which served him as a poor substitute for chewing
+tobacco. Purple when growing, the leaves of this vegetable were
+blue-black when cured, making his frequent expectorations look like
+ink.
+
+"Filthy damn stuff!" he grunted, stuffing several handfuls in an empty
+overall pocket.
+
+He shuffled down to the brook and tested its temperature with a hand.
+Finding it rather cold, he decided against taking a bath. Instead, he
+spat into it and watched meditatively as the spot of black was carried
+downstream. "I wonder what they turned me loose for," he monologued.
+
+Careful to avoid the spot where the Weapon appeared to have gone, he
+returned to the food supply and ate. By then it was getting dark, and
+he bedded down for the night on some thick grass under a tree.
+
+"'Y God," he yawned, "I'm glad all these insects don't want nothin' to
+do with me."
+
+The Weapon was waiting beside him when he woke up next morning. "Eyes
+of your Terran Deity," it said, "I shall now converse with you in your
+own tongue. Name yourself, creature!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The man sat up startled. A moment passed before he said, "I'm
+Jake--Jacob Absher. What was that you said?"
+
+"My pronunciation is above reproach, Jacob. Therefore I will not
+repeat myself. Attend me closely or I shall punish you."
+
+"'Y God, I heard you all right and you didn't make sense!" said Jacob,
+determined not to be frightened. "Now if you aim to talk with me, stop
+imitatin' a professor and talk so's a man can understand you. I ain't
+scared of you, so leave off makin' threats!"
+
+"Such stupid insolence!" gloated the Weapon. "Already I feel my wrath
+growing within me! Since it will anger me even more to explain my
+words to you, I will do exactly that. My first words to you were,
+'Eyes of your Terran Deity,' an expression you use frequently in a
+corrupted form to begin your statements. By studying your language, I
+learned that 'Zounds' is a similar corruption referring to the wounds
+of the Deity, while 'Strewth' refers to your God's truth. Thus, I was
+able to understand, and state in uncorrupted form, your remark, 'Eye
+God.'"
+
+"'Tain't what it means," objected Jacob, filling his mouth with ersatz
+tobacco. "It just means _by_ God."
+
+The Weapon considered this. "And exactly what is the significance of
+such a remark?"
+
+Jacob scratched his whiskered chin. "I reckon you got me there. I
+guess it means that I mean what I say."
+
+"In other words, any statement you make following that phrase is to be
+taken seriously?"
+
+"Somethin' like that."
+
+"Then it follows that your other statements, without the 'by God'
+preface, are not seriously intended. Are they jokes or lies?"
+
+"That ain't the way it is at all! I just say 'by God' when I feel like
+it, not every time I'm bein' serious."
+
+"Monstrous inconsistency!" groaned the Weapon dramatically. "Ah,
+chaotic universe! Is there then no sublime plan, no fateful
+development to your endless succession of days? How could even the
+most synoptic First Principle find a purpose for creating such an
+unplanned, unreasonable species as the Humans? Can it be--unhappy
+thought!--that there is no plan to it all, and we exist for naught?"
+
+Jacob listened with open mouth. "Say," he broke in, "are you some kind
+of play-actor?"
+
+"That is what I ask myself," the Weapon continued its oratorical
+flight. "Are we all actors, speaking the lines written for us by a
+Great Playwright who plans to unite all the threads of his plot in a
+universal climax to come? Or are we poor random creatures without
+purpose?" It paused and added in a more conversational tone, "But that
+is not what you mean by your question. No, I am not a play-actor. I am
+an unfortunate weapon, reluctant to employ myself for my intended
+purpose of destruction of life and unsuited by my structure for the
+doing of deeds more worthy in nature."
+
+Jacob squinted about. "A weapon, huh? Let's see you hit that bird
+thing sittin' in that tree over there."
+
+"Bloodthirsty fiend! I do not kill for amusement!"
+
+"I just wanted to see how you worked," said the abashed Jacob. "All
+I've seen you do is float around and talk a blue streak. As far as I'm
+concerned, you ain't nothin' but a big-mouthed bluff."
+
+"Very well, Jacob. If you have formed such an erroneous attitude, it
+will be necessary for me to correct you immediately. Observe the red
+boulder on yonder hill."
+
+"I see it."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The cylindrical base of the Weapon swung to point briefly at the
+boulder, which quietly crumbled to dust.
+
+"I be dog!" yelped Jacob. He looked at the Weapon with respect. "You
+sure pulverized it! How do you work?"
+
+"You could not understand the processes involved. Suffice it to say I
+have the means to collect energy in general and retransmit it in
+specific forms and directions. But enough of this. You are here to
+answer questions, not ask them. First, tell me what you did in an
+average day on Terra."
+
+"That what you call the world I live on?"
+
+"Yes."
+
+"I'm a farmer, you know. I got a place in the Smoky Mountains in
+Tennessee. First thing in the mornin', I'd go feed the livestock while
+Suzy cooked breakfast." A faraway look came into Jacob's eyes. "Guess
+she took the kids and went to live with her mammy when these here
+animals grabbed me...."
+
+"Continue," commanded the Weapon.
+
+"Huh? Well, then we'd eat breakfast. Come to think of it, I ain't et
+yet this mornin'." Jacob got up and went to get himself some
+breakfast.
+
+"But this matter--" protested the Weapon.
+
+"Not on an empty stomach," Jacob said calmly, eating without haste.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+When he returned, the Weapon questioned him further about his life on
+Terra. Hours of ill-tempered conversation passed.
+
+"Such drabness!" the Weapon finally exclaimed. "Creatures who lead
+such dull lives as yours should welcome extinction. Not once have you
+mentioned an appreciation of the wondrous exaltation that comes from
+an esthetic feel for beauty. With the labor of providing for your
+grotesque body's animal cravings is your whole life spent. Not in
+anger, but as an act of mercy, can I exterminate your defective race!"
+
+Jacob's mouth hung open. "So _that's_ what your monkey's brung me out
+here for--fixin' to kill us! 'Y God, you better look out! We got atom
+bombs on Earth an' we'll use 'em on you if you try anything!"
+
+"Toys!" sneered the Weapon. "Be assured, Jacob, that I have nothing to
+fear from any childish mechanisms your Terrans can contrive!"
+
+Jacob sat stunned. "But you said a minute ago you couldn't kill
+nothin'!"
+
+"I can kill only when I'm convinced it is best for my own repose or
+for the health of the Universe. Long ago, I could go forth at battle
+with thoughtless joy at the command of my masters of Zoz, but now I
+must have reasons, must converse at length with my aberrated emotions,
+must prepare myself as for an ordeal."
+
+"Them Zozes must've been the Devil's minions," argued Jacob. "The
+Commandments says, 'Thou shalt not kill' and when you go against that,
+you're goin' against the word of God."
+
+"Poor, futile creature!" sympathized the Weapon. "You actually strive
+to pit your naive superstitious mind against my highly developed
+mentality in argument. You actually associate my supreme masters of
+old with your puny mythological villain! Lowliness should know its
+place. But I feel no anger--merely a pitying desire to relieve your
+kind of the burden of living."
+
+Silently, Jacob replenished the wad of "tobacco" in his mouth. After
+chewing a while, he spat and said dolefully, "I don't reckon there's
+nothin' I can say or do that you won't hold against me. I always
+heard tell the Devil can twist anything to suit hisself, and I reckon
+his minions can do the same thing. An' that's what you are: the
+Devil's minion! I reckon you break every Commandment God give us.
+Except about committin' adultery. I don't guess you can do that."
+
+"Your piddling reproductive customs have no application on my plane of
+existence. Cannot you comprehend that you are less to me than a
+microbe? Even my servants, the Hovans, do not concern themselves with
+such ignoble concepts as what you call adultery!"
+
+"You mean they live in sin?" asked Jacob.
+
+"They mate as often as they please with anyone they please," the
+Weapon replied coldly. "I will ignore the ludicrous implications of
+your absurd moral concepts."
+
+"I don't mean to criticize your animal friends," glowered Jacob. "I
+reckon they ain't children of God, so it don't matter if they _do_
+mate like a pack of dogs. They probably ain't got no souls to keep
+pure. It looked to me like they worshiped you like a false god, too."
+
+"They ... O Great Hidden Manifestation!" squalled the Weapon in rage.
+"They regard me as their guide and mentor. Nothing more. I would not
+allow anything else."
+
+Jacob watched the Weapon in awe. The energy globe was flickering and
+flaring wildly in an uncontrolled display of color. "'Y God!" he
+exclaimed. "You sure are puttin' on a fireworks show!"
+
+The globe settled down to a tensely nervous fluctuation which hurt
+Jacob's eyes to watch. "Never in the ageless span of my existence,"
+quavered the Weapon angrily, "have I been insulted in such vulgar
+terms by any creature. And now from _you_, creature whom my glorious
+masters of Zoz would exterminate like a buzzing fly, like a disease
+germ, I hear these senseless mouthings of defamation! Stop it or I
+shall destroy you outright!"
+
+The Weapon's fluctuating, along with its loud, grating voice, put
+Jacob's nerves on edge. He growled, "I bet your old Zozes live in
+adultery just like your animal friends."
+
+The color of the energy globe sank to dull red and the Weapon emitted
+a series of buzzing, inarticulate noises.
+
+"It suits not my nature, bit of diseased scum, to slay you in a fit of
+indignation," it finally said with tightly controlled fury. "You are
+beneath such individual recognition. Yet it is fortunate for you that
+your insults have no basis in reality, otherwise my intellect could
+not have claimed ascendancy over the immediate urges of my tortured
+sense of extreme disgust. Be wise, say I, knowing I request the
+impossible, and irk me no more!"
+
+"'Y God, I reckon you don't think you rile me up, too, with all that
+high falutin' jabber of yours!" Jacob snapped back.
+
+"As I speak, so speak the mighty Zoz," replied the Weapon in high
+dignity. "They are great and noble beings, given to poetic flights and
+magnificent deeds. To them, your puny opinions would not even be
+recognized as thought."
+
+"If they talk in that puttin'-on, play-actin' way you do, they are a
+bunch of phony show-offin' hypocrites!" sulked Jacob.
+
+Several things happened too quickly for Jacob to follow. The color of
+the energy globe dropped to absolute black. The metallic cylinder
+swung up to point at Jacob. A thin ringing "_Ping!_" sounded in the
+cylinder. A killing wave of pure hate struck Jacob.
+
+He had just enough time to know he was a dead man before he blacked
+out.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It came as a surprise, when Jacob regained consciousness, to find that
+he was stretched out on purple grass with the Weapon still hovering
+over him.
+
+"You missed, 'y God!" he mumbled, sitting up.
+
+"I regained my sanity in time, Master Technician," the Weapon replied
+pleasantly.
+
+"Huh?"
+
+"Ah, day of un-containable joy!" sang the Weapon, flaming pure white.
+"Day of glorious release to continue the grandeur of old! As the past
+eons of futility passed over me, I sank to the conclusion that I was
+forever condemned to my useless existence on this planet, with nothing
+to sustain my spirit other than the sense of beauty given me by
+masters to fill my leisure hours! But now, Master Technician Jacob,
+you have found me and corrected my malfunction, long after I had
+surrendered all hope!"
+
+Still dazed by the nearly fatal wave of mental energy the Weapon had
+directed at him, Jacob could not understand what had happened. Instead
+of talking contemptuously to him, the Weapon was now addressing him as
+Master Something-or-other, and....
+
+"What did you say I done?" he asked.
+
+"You corrected my malfunction," repeated the Weapon. "That is to say,
+you purged my mechanism of the inhibition against joyful slaughter
+that has plagued me for a billion years. Ah, you are a clever
+Technician, Jacob! But I comprehend it all now. By arousing within me
+an overwhelming emotional desire to kill--a singularly strange
+feeling!--you depressed my inhibition to the releasing point. So
+telling was your masterful therapy that I almost ceased functioning at
+all!
+
+"Your own life was in dire danger for the moment required for my
+new-found sanity to assume control. But, of course, all slaves of the
+glorious Zoz die willingly when the work of the masters so demands."
+
+"Now wait a minute!" objected Jacob. "I ain't no slave of your Zozes
+or no Technician either! You know what I am--a good God-fearin'
+human!" His voice dropped to a pleading mumble. "And may God forgive
+me if I've got myself in league with the Devil!"
+
+"Ah? Could it be?" murmured the Weapon. "Could indeed your infuriating
+insults of the Great Ones have been honest expressions of a puny mind
+with no therapeutic intentions? I answer: Yes. The possible occurrence
+of specific incidents in the inclusion of space-time is curiously
+unlimited. But you have served me, Jacob, and have earned the
+privilege of continuing your meager, momentary life. Besides, I can
+use you further."
+
+"You can, huh?" Jacob said slyly. "Look here, Weapon, I'll make a
+bargain with you."
+
+"Ha! Stupid, untutored slave!" chuckled the Weapon. "Learn that yours
+is to obey, not to bargain. But yet, state your price for my
+amusement, now that I can no longer be enraged by your words."
+
+"Well, you let the rest of the people on Earth alone and I'll do
+whatever you want me to."
+
+After a pause, the Weapon quoted, "'Nobility shows its traces in
+surprising places.' You do not sufficiently comprehend my nature,
+Technician Slave Jacob. I am a Weapon. My masters point me, as you
+would point a rifle, and command that I destroy. I kill at their
+direction, but seldom otherwise. Thus, your Terra is safe until
+another Weapon or I am aimed and directed. You can make no bargain."
+
+Jacob thought this over. While doing so, the Weapon drifted away.
+
+"Wait here, slave," it said in parting. "I go to meditate on my
+recovered sanity."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+During the next two days, Jacob caught an occasional glimpse of the
+Weapon drifting thoughtfully around in the depths of the forest, but
+they did not meet for conversation. Jacob amused himself by rigging a
+fishing line out of some of the packaging material that contained his
+food. He even succeeded in catching a fish, but its queer odor
+discouraged him from trying to cook and eat it.
+
+Then the royal cruiser of Tresqu the Wisest dropped into the meadow.
+Its airlock swung open and the Ruler of Hova, followed by his
+entourage, came out.
+
+"Oh, Mighty Weapon!" bawled Tresqu. "Your loving servant craves
+audience!"
+
+"Ah, you have returned, petty lord," said the Weapon, drifting out
+from among the trees. "Serve me by calling all the crew members from
+your noble ship, that I may view you all together."
+
+Puzzled, Tresqu bowed and said, "Your least whim is law, Mighty
+Weapon." He turned and called, "All hands, outside!"
+
+A half-dozen Hovans tumbled through the lock to stand in line behind
+the ruler's entourage.
+
+"Is this all of them?" asked the Weapon.
+
+"All, Great Mentor of--"
+
+The Weapon laughed and the Hovans fell dead.
+
+"Come, Slave Jacob," commanded the Weapon. "We take this cruiser."
+
+Dazed and slack-faced, Jacob came out from behind a bush, where he had
+hidden himself from the Hovans, and followed the Weapon through the
+airlock.
+
+"Even in my insanity, I planned well," said the Weapon. "These ships,
+which I taught the Hovans to construct, can be operated simply, even
+by such as you. Attend my instructions."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+First, the Weapon taught Jacob to open and close the airlock. Then he
+was shown how to fuel the engines, upon which the Weapon made some
+changes to improve their performance. Finally, in the control room,
+Jacob learned to fly the ship.
+
+This took several hours, at the end of which time Jacob had succeeded
+in raising the cruiser into a satellite orbit around Hova.
+
+"Do you comprehend, Slave?" asked the Weapon.
+
+"Sure. This thing ain't nothin' to run compared to a T-model Ford!
+Which way is it to Earth?"
+
+"That I shall not tell you, Jacob, because I must leave the ship for a
+few hours and desire to find you here when I return. Consider and tell
+me: Will you be here?"
+
+Jacob gazed at the broad, star-spangled viewplate that curved around
+his seat at the controls. There was, he reflected an awful lot of
+nothing out there for a man to get lost in.
+
+"I'll be here," he promised.
+
+"Very good. You must understand that these controls are constructed
+for manipulation by such limbs as your own and those of the Hovans.
+Thus, it is convenient for me to use you as a pilot instead of doing
+the drab, mechanical task with my ill-suited force-field manipulators.
+You will be wise to serve me well, Jacob."
+
+Jacob nodded. "You got a point there."
+
+"Operate the lock for me," the Weapon ordered.
+
+Jacob did so and watched the colorful machine drift out of sight in
+the atmosphere below the cruiser.
+
+Minutes ticked quietly by as Jacob gazed down at the purple planet and
+wondered why the Weapon had not chosen a trained Hovan pilot instead
+of him. Also, he wondered how soon the Weapon would take him home to
+Earth.
+
+A great swath of the purple planet began turning black. The black
+dulled to the gray shade of ashes as the swath grew longer. Over the
+surface of Hova, the blackening moved like some colossal paint brush.
+Dense clouds of smoke rolled upward to the high reaches of the
+atmosphere.
+
+Jacob realized why the Weapon had not selected a Hovan pilot.
+
+When all of Hova was a lifeless ball in a fog of ash, the Weapon
+returned.
+
+"Ah, good Jacob!" it boomed jovially. "Let us be up and doing!
+Thirty-six planets remain to be visited before my current assignment
+is concluded!"
+
+"Do all of them get--that?" asked Jacob, nodding toward the lifeless
+world below.
+
+"Yes. I was instructed to render this solar system lifeless before I
+malfunctioned. Since then, the life of this system has spread, with my
+insane aid, to infest other systems. Of course, my task must now
+include all those new Hovan worlds."
+
+"Now wait a minute!" said Jacob in terror. "I can't let you do that!"
+
+"They are your enemies, Jacob," reminded the Weapon. "They meant to
+kill every human on Terra. Also, by your own words, they are soulless
+animals who live in sinful adultery. Ha! It amuses me to reason with
+you, Slave Jacob!"
+
+"Godamighty, forgive me!" prayed Jacob, in horrified defeat.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Weapon seemed to know how to find the Hovan planets from the
+markings of the cruiser's star charts. Jacob could not read the charts
+and saw no hope of getting back to earth and Suzy and the kids without
+the Weapon's help. Dully, he went about the tasks the Weapon ordered
+him to do.
+
+Several weeks passed as one world after another was left a smoking
+ruin.
+
+Finally the job was done.
+
+"_Now_, can I go home?" begged Jacob.
+
+"To Terra? No, Slave. I still need a pilot."
+
+"But if you take me home," Jacob continued desperately, "you can get a
+better pilot than me. I'm just a dirt farmer. There's all kinds of
+airplane pilots on Earth, youngsters without families who would give
+their right arms to fly this thing, I bet!"
+
+"Ah?" The Weapon considered. "A willing slave is, of course, always
+desirable. On the other hand, Terra is up in arms against the empire
+of Hova, not realizing it is dead. They would destroy this craft on
+sight, and I would be obliged to wait around until they could
+construct another for me. No, I have decided we will not go to Terra."
+
+"But, damn it, where else is there to go?"
+
+"In search of my masters of Zoz," replied the Weapon. "Naturally, I
+wish to return myself to their services as soon as possible."
+
+"But they might be anywhere!"
+
+"True," the Weapon agreed. "But even after a billion years, I know of
+several places in the Universe they may be near. Their great cleansing
+sweeps tend to circle and turn in a pattern established long in
+advance. Thus we will go to those places where they may now be engaged
+in their consecrated task of universal purification."
+
+"But--"
+
+"No more, Slave! We go!"
+
+Out of the Milky Way, the cruiser hurtled at a speed which a sentient
+lightwave would find meaningless. On and on they journeyed in quest of
+the long-dead Zoz Horde.
+
+They may still be going.
+
+ --HOWARD L. MYERS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+
+
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