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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of
+Scotland, Vol. 9, by Various
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Vol. 9
+
+Author: Various
+
+Editor: Alexander Leighton
+
+Release Date: June 23, 2010 [EBook #32956]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK WILSON'S TALES OF THE BORDER, VOL 9 ***
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+Produced by David Clarke, Sunflower and the Online
+Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net
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+Wilson's
+
+Tales of the Borders
+
+AND OF SCOTLAND.
+
+HISTORICAL, TRADITIONARY, & IMAGINATIVE.
+
+WITH A GLOSSARY.
+
+REVISED BY
+ALEXANDER LEIGHTON,
+ONE OF THE ORIGINAL EDITORS AND CONTRIBUTORS.
+
+VOL. IX.
+
+LONDON:
+WALTER SCOTT, 14 PATERNOSTER SQUARE.
+AND NEWCASTLE-UPON-TYNE.
+1885.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ Page.
+
+ THE CRIPPLE; OR, EBENEZER THE DISOWNED
+ (_John Mackay Wilson_) 1
+
+ THE LEGEND OF FAIR HELEN OF KIRCONNEL
+ (_Alexander Leighton_) 23
+
+ TOM DUNCAN'S YARN (_Oliver Richardson_) 55
+
+ THE PROFESSOR'S TALES (_Professor Thomas Gillespie_)
+
+ THE THREE BRETHREN 87
+
+ THE MISTAKE RECTIFIED 97
+
+ DURA DEN; OR, SECOND THOUGHTS ARE BEST 106
+
+ THE LAIRD OF LUCKY'S HOW (_Alexander Campbell_) 119
+
+ THE ABDUCTION (_Alexander Leighton_) 151
+
+ SIR PATRICK HUME: A TALE OF THE HOUSE OF MARCHMONT
+ (_John Mackay Wilson_) 167
+
+ THE SERJEANT'S TALES (_John Howell_)
+
+ THE PACKMAN'S JOURNEY TO LONDON 178
+
+ CHARLES LAWSON (_John Mackay Wilson_) 210
+
+ BON GAULTIER'S TALES (_Theodore Martin_)
+
+ MRS. HUMPHREY GREENWOOD'S TEA-PARTY 217
+
+ THE RECLUSE OF THE HEBRIDES (_Walter Logan_) 230
+
+ ELLEN ARUNDEL (_Walter Logan_) 238
+
+ CHATELARD (_Alexander Campbell_) 243
+
+ CHRISTIE OF THE CLEEK (_Alexander Leighton_) 275
+
+
+
+
+WILSON'S
+
+TALES OF THE BORDERS,
+
+AND OF SCOTLAND.
+
+
+
+
+THE CRIPPLE; OR, EBENEZER THE DISOWNED.
+
+
+It is proverbial to say, with reference to particular constitutions or
+habits of body, that May is a _trying_ month, and we have known what it
+is to experience its trials in the sense signified. With our
+grandmothers too, yea, and with our grandfathers also, May was held to
+be an unlucky month. Nevertheless, it is a lovely, it is a beautiful
+month, and the forerunner of the most healthy of the twelve. It is like
+a timid maiden blushing into womanhood, wooing and yet shrinking from
+the admiration which her beauty compels. The buds, the blossoms, the
+young leaves, the tender flowers, the glittering dew-drops, and the song
+of birds, burst from the grasp of winter as if the God of nature
+whispered in the sunbeams--"Let there be life!" But it is in the morning
+only, and before the business of the world summons us to its mechanical
+and artificial realities, that the beauties of May can be felt in all
+their freshness. We read of the glories of Eden, and that the earth was
+cursed because of man's transgression; yet, when we look abroad upon the
+glowing landscape, above us, and around us, and behold the pure heavens
+like a sea of music floating over us, and hear the earth answer it back
+in varied melody, while mountain, wood, and dale, seem dreaming in the
+sound, and stealing into loveliness, we almost wonder that a bad man
+should exist in the midst of a world that is still so beautiful, and
+where every object around him is a representative of the wisdom, the
+goodness, the mercy, the purity, and the omnipotence of his Creator.
+There is a language in the very wild-flowers among our feet that
+breathes a lesson of virtue. We can appreciate the feeling with which
+the poet beheld
+
+ "The _last_ rose of summer left blooming alone;"
+
+but in the firstlings of the spring, the primrose, the lily, and their
+early train, there is an appeal that passes beyond our senses. They are
+like the lispings and the smiles of infancy--lowly preachers, emblems of
+our own immortality, and we love them like living things. They speak to
+us of childhood and the scenes of youth, and _memory_ dwells in their
+very fragrance. Yes, May is a beautiful month--it is a month of fair
+sights and of sweet sounds. To it belongs the lowly primrose blushing by
+the brae-side in congregated beauty, with here and there a cowslip
+bending over them like a lover among the flowers; the lily hanging its
+head by the brook that reflects its image, like a bride at the altar, as
+if conscious of its own loveliness; the hardy daisy on the green sward,
+like a proud man struggling in penury with the storms of fate. Now, too,
+the blossoms on a thousand trees unfold their rainbow hues; the tender
+leaves seem instinct with life, and expand to the sunbeams; and the
+bright fields, like an emerald sea, wave their first undulations to the
+breeze. The lark pours down a flood of melody on the nest of its mate,
+and the linnet trills a lay of love to its partner from the yellow
+furze. The chaffinch chants in the hedge its sweet but unvaried _line of
+music_; the thrush hymns his bold roundelay; and the blackbird swells
+the chorus; while the bird of spring sends its voice from the glens,
+like a wandering echo lost between love and sadness; and the swallow,
+newly returned from warmer climes or its winter sleep,
+
+ "Twitters from the straw-built shed."
+
+The insect tribe leap into being, countless in numbers and matchless in
+livery, and their low hum swims like the embodiment of a dream in the
+air. The May-fly invites the angler to the river, while the minnow
+gambols in the brook; the young salmon sports and sparkles in the
+stream, and the grey trout glides slowly beneath the shadow of a rock in
+the deep pool. To enjoy for a single hour in a May morning the luxuries
+which nature spreads around--to wander in its fields and in its
+woods--to feel ourselves a part of God's glad creation--to _feel_ the
+gowan under our feet, and health circulating through our veins with the
+refreshing breeze, is a recipe worth all in the Materia Medica.
+
+Now, it was before sunrise on such a morning in May as I have described,
+that a traveller left the Black Bull in Wooler, and proceeded to the
+Cheviots. He took his route by way of Earle and Langleeford; and, at the
+latter place, leaving the long and beautiful glen, began to ascend the
+mountain. On the cairn, which is perhaps about five hundred yards from
+what is called the extreme summit of the mountain, he met an old and
+intelligent shepherd, from whom he heard many tales, the legends of the
+mountains--and amongst others, the following story:--
+
+Near the banks of one of the romantic streams which take their rise
+among the Cheviots, stood a small and pleasant, and what might be termed
+respectable or genteel-looking building. It stood like the home of
+solitude, excluded by mountains from the world. Beneath it, the rivulet
+wandered over its rugged bed; to the east rose Cheviot, the giant of the
+hills; to the west, lesser mountains reared their fantastic forms,
+thinly studded here and there with dwarf alders, which the birds of
+heaven had planted, and their progeny had nestled in their branches; to
+the north and the south stretched a long and secluded glen, where beauty
+blushed in the arms of wildness--and thick woods, where the young fir
+and the oak of the ancient forest grew together, flourished beneath the
+shelter of the hills. Fertility also smiled by the sides of the rivulet,
+though the rising and setting sun threw the shadows of barrenness over
+it. Around the cottage stood a clump of solitary firs, and behind it an
+enclosure of alders, twisted together, sheltered a garden from the
+storms that swept down the hills.
+
+Now, many years ago, a stranger woman, who brought with her a female
+domestic and a male infant, became the occupant of this house among the
+hills. She lived more luxuriously than the sheep-farmers in the
+neighbourhood, and her accent was not that of the Borders. She was
+between forty and fifty years of age, and her stature and strength were
+beyond the ordinary stature and strength of women. Her manners were
+repulsive, and her bearing haughty; but it seemed the haughtiness of a
+weak and uneducated mind. Her few neighbours, simple though they were,
+and little as they saw or knew of the world, its inhabitants and its
+manners, perceived that the stranger who had come amongst them had not
+been habituated to the affluence or easy circumstances with which she
+was then surrounded. The child also was hard-favoured, and of a
+disagreeable countenance; his back was strangely deformed; his feet were
+distorted, and his limbs of unequal length. No one could look upon the
+child without a feeling of compassion, save the woman who was his
+mother, his nurse, or his keeper (for none knew in what relation she
+stood to him), and she treated him as a persecutor, who hated his sight,
+and was weary of his existence.
+
+She gave her name as Mrs Baird; and, as the child grew up, she generally
+in derision called him "_Ęsop_," or, in hatred, "the little monster!"
+but the woman-servant called him Ebenezer, though she treated him with a
+degree of harshness only less brutal than she whom he began to call
+mother. We shall, therefore, in his history mention him by the name of
+Ebenezer Baird. As he grew in years, the disagreeable expression of his
+countenance became stronger, his deformity and lameness increased, and
+the treatment he had experienced added to both.
+
+When nine years of age, he was sent to a boarding-school about twelve
+miles distant. Here a new series of persecutions awaited him. Until the
+day of his entering the school, he was almost ignorant that there was an
+alphabet. He knew not a letter. He had seen one or two books, but he
+knew not their use: he had never seen any one look upon them; he
+regarded them merely as he did a picture--a piece of useless furniture,
+or a plaything. Lame as he was, he had climbed the steep and the
+dripping precipice for the eggs of the water-ouzel, sought among the
+crags for the young of the gorgeous kingfisher, or climbed the tallest
+trees in quest of the crested wrens, which chirped and fluttered in
+invisible swarms among the branches.[A] The birds were to him
+companions; he wished to rear their young, that they might love him, for
+there was a lack of something in his heart--he knew not what it was--but
+it was the void of being beloved, of being regarded. It is said that
+nature abhors a vacuum, and so did the heart of Ebenezer. He knew not
+what name to give it, but he longed for something that would show a
+liking for him, and to which he could show a liking in return. The heart
+is wicked, but it is not unsocial--its affections wither in
+solitariness. When he strolled forth on these rambles about the glen,
+having asked the permission of his mother or keeper (call her what you
+will) before he went, "Go, imp! Ęsop!" she was wont to exclaim, "and I
+shall pray that you may break your neck before you return." There were
+no farmers' or shepherds' children within several miles: he had seen
+some of them, and when they had seen him, they had laughed at his
+deformity--they had imitated his lameness, and contorted their
+countenances into a caricatured resemblance of his. Such were poor
+Ebenezer's acquirements, and such his acquaintance with human nature,
+when he entered the boarding-school. A primer was put into his hands.
+"What must I do with it?" thought Ebenezer. He beheld the rod of
+correction in the hands of the teacher, and he trembled--for his
+misshapen shoulders were familiar with such an instrument. He heard
+others read, he saw them write; and he feared, wondered, and trembled
+the more. He thought that he would be called upon to do the same, and he
+knew he could not. He had no idea of _learning_--he had never heard of
+such a thing. He thought that he must do as he saw others doing at once,
+and he cast many troubled looks at the lord of a hundred boys. When the
+name of "Ebenezer Baird" was called out, he burst into tears, he sobbed,
+terror overwhelmed him. But when the teacher approached him kindly, took
+him from his seat, placed him between his knees, patted his head, and
+desired him to speak after him, the heart of the little cripple was
+assured, and more than assured; it was the first time he had experienced
+kindness, and he could have fallen on the ground and hugged the knees of
+his master. The teacher, indeed, found Ebenezer the most ignorant
+scholar he had ever met with, but he was no tyrant of the birch, though
+to his pupils
+
+ "A man severe he was, and stern to view;"
+
+and though he had all the manners and austerity of the old school about
+him, he did not lay his head upon the pillow with his arm tired by the
+incessant use of the ferule. He was touched with the simplicity and the
+extreme ignorance of his new boarder, and he felt also for his lameness
+and deformity. Thrice he went over the alphabet with his pupil,
+commencing, "_Big Aw_--_Little Aw_," and having got over _b_, he told
+him to remember that _c_ was like a half-moon. "Ye'll aye mind _c_
+again," added he; "think ye _see_ the moon." Thus they went on to _g_,
+and he asked him what the carters said to their horses when they wished
+them to go faster; but this Ebenezer could not tell--carts and horses
+were sights that he had seen as objects of wonder. They are but seldom
+seen amongst the hills now, and in those days they were almost unknown.
+Getting over _h_, he strove to impress _i_ upon the memory of his pupil,
+by touching the solitary grey orbit in his countenance (for Ebenezer had
+but one), and asking him what he called it. "My _e'e_," answered
+Ebenezer.
+
+"No, sir, you must not say your _e'e_, but your _eye_--mind that; and
+that letter is _I_."
+
+The teacher went on, showing him that he could not forget round O, and
+crooked S; and in truth, after his first lesson, Ebenezer was master of
+these two letters. And, afterwards, when the teacher, in trying him
+promiscuously through the alphabet, would inquire, "What letter is
+this?"--"I no ken," the cripple would reply; "but I'm sure it's no O,
+and it's no S." Within a week he was master of the six-and-twenty
+mystical symbols, with the exception of four--and those four were _b_
+and _d_, _p_ and _q_. Ebenezer could not for three months be brought to
+distinguish the _b_ from the _d_, nor the _p_ from the _q_; but he had
+never even heard that he had a right hand and a left until he came to
+the school--and how could it be expected?
+
+Scarce, however, had he mastered the alphabet, until the faculties of
+the deformed began to expand. He now both understood and felt what it
+was to learn. He passed from class to class with a rapidity that
+astonished his teacher. He could not join in the boisterous sports of
+his schoolfellows, and while they were engaged in their pastime, he
+sought solitude, and his task accompanied him. He possessed strong
+natural talents, and his infirmities gave them the assistance of
+industry. His teacher noted these things in the cripple, and he was
+gratified with them; but he hesitated to express his feelings openly,
+lest the charge of partiality should be brought against him. Ebenezer,
+however, had entered the academy as the butt of his schoolfellows--they
+mocked, they mimicked, they tormented, they despised, or affected to
+despise him; and his talents and progress, instead of abating their
+persecutions, augmented them. His teacher was afraid to show him more
+kindness than he showed to others; and his schoolfellows gloried in
+annoying the cripple--they persecuted, they shunned, they hated him more
+than even his mother did. He began to hate the world, for he had found
+none that would love him. His teacher was the only human being that had
+ever whispered to him words of praise or of kindness, and that had
+always been in cold, guarded, and measured terms.
+
+Before he was eighteen, he had acquired all the knowledge that his
+teacher could impart, and he returned to the cottage among the
+mountains. There, however, he was again subjected to a persecution more
+barbarous than that which he had met with from his schoolfellows. Mrs
+Baird mocked, insulted, and drove him from her presence; and her
+domestic showed him neither kindness nor respect. In stature, he
+scarcely exceeded five feet; and his body was feeble as well as
+deformed. The cruelty with which he had been treated had given an
+asperity to his temper, and made him almost a hater of the human race;
+and these feelings had lent their character to his countenance, marking
+its naturally harsh expression with suspicion and melancholy.
+
+He was about five-and-twenty when the pangs and the terrors of death
+fell upon her whom he regarded as his parent. She died--as a sinner
+dies--with insulted eternity frowning to receive her. A few minutes
+before her death, she desired the cripple to approach her bedside. She
+fixed her closing eyes, which affection had never lighted, upon his. She
+informed him that he was not her son.
+
+"Oh, tell me, then, whose son I am! Who are my parents?" he exclaimed,
+eagerly. "Speak! speak!"
+
+"Your parents!" she muttered; and remorse and ignorance held her
+departing soul in their grasp. She struggled; she again continued: "Your
+parents! no, Ebenezer, no! I dare not name them! I have sworn--I have
+sworn! and a death-bed is no time to break an oath!"
+
+"Speak! speak! Tell me, as you hope for heaven!" cried the cripple, with
+his thin, bony fingers grasping the wrists of the dying woman.
+
+"Monster! monster!" she screamed, wildly, and in terror, "leave
+me--leave me! You are provided for--open that chest--the chest--the
+chest!"
+
+Ebenezer loosed his grasp; he sprang towards a strong chest which stood
+in the room. "The keys! the keys!" he exclaimed, wildly; and again
+hurrying to the bed, he violently pulled a bunch of keys from beneath
+her pillow. But while he applied them to the chest, the herald of death
+rattled in the throat of its victim; and, with one agonising throe and a
+deep groan, her spirit escaped, and her body lay a corpse upon the bed.
+
+He opened the chest, and in it he found securities, which settled upon
+him, under the name of Ebenezer Baird, five thousand pounds. But there
+was nothing which threw light on his parentage--nothing to inform who he
+was, or why he was there.
+
+The body of her who had never shed a tear over him he accompanied to the
+grave. But now a deeper gloom fell upon him. He met but few men, and the
+few he met shunned him, for there was a wildness and a bitterness in his
+words--a railing against the world--which they wished not to hear. He
+fancied, too, that they despised him--that their eyes were ever
+examining the form of his deformities; and he returned their glance with
+a scowl, and their words with the accents of hatred. Even as he passed
+the solitary farmhouse, the younger children fled in terror, and the
+elder laughed, or pointed towards him the finger of curiosity. All these
+things fell upon the heart of the cripple, and turned the human kindness
+of his bosom into gall. His companions became the solitude of the
+mountains, and the silence of the woods. They heard his bitter
+soliloquies without reviling him, or echo answered him in tones of
+sympathy more mournful than his own. He sought a thing that he might
+love, that might unlock his prisoned heart, or give life to its blighted
+feelings. He loved the very primrose, because it was a thing of beauty,
+and shrank not from his deformity as man did. To him it gave forth its
+sweetness, and its leaves withered not at his touch; and he bent and
+kissed the flower that smiled upon him whom his kind avoided. He courted
+the very storms of winter, for they shunned him not, but spent their
+fury on his person, unconscious of its form. The only living thing that
+regarded him, or that had ever evinced affection towards him, was a dog,
+of the mastiff kind, which ever followed at his side, licked his hand,
+and received its food from it. And on this living thing all the
+affections that his heart ever felt were expended. He loved it as a
+companion, a friend, and protector; and he knew it was not
+ungrateful--it never avoided him; but, when mockery or insult was
+offered to its master, it growled, and looked in his face, as if asking
+permission to punish the offender.
+
+Such was the life that he had passed until he was between thirty and
+forty years of age. Still he continued his solitary rambles, having a
+feeling for everything around him but man. Man only was his
+persecutor--man only despised him. His own kind and his own kindred had
+shut him out from them and disowned him--his sight had been hateful to
+them, and his form loathsome. He avoided the very sun, for it revealed
+his shadow; but he wandered in rapture, gazing on the midnight heavens,
+calling the stars by name, while his soul was lifted up with their
+glory, and his deformity lost and overshadowed in the depth of their
+magnificence. He loved the flowers of day, the song of morning birds,
+and the wildness or beauty of the landscape; but these dwindled, and
+drew not forth his soul as did the awful gorgeousness of night, with its
+ten thousand worlds lighted up, burning, sparkling, glimmering in
+immensity--the gems that studded the throne of the Eternal. While others
+slept, the deformed wandered on the mountains, holding communion with
+the heavens.
+
+About the period we refer to, a gay party came upon a visit to a
+gentleman whose mansion was situated about three miles from the cottage
+of the cripple. As they rode out, they frequently passed him in his
+wanderings. And when they did so, some turned to gaze on him with a look
+of prying curiosity, others laughed and called to their companions--and
+the indignation of Ebenezer was excited, and the frown grew black upon
+his face.
+
+He was wandering in a wood in the glen, visiting his favourite
+wild-flowers (for he had many that he visited daily, and each was
+familiar to him as the face of man to man--he rejoiced when they budded,
+blossomed, and laughed in their summer joy, and he grieved when they
+withered and died away), when a scream of distress burst upon his ear.
+His faithful mastiff started, and answered to the sound. He hurried from
+the wood to whence the sound proceeded as rapidly as his lameness would
+admit. The mastiff followed by his side, and, by its signs of
+impatience, seemed eager to increase its speed, though it would not
+forsake him. The cries of distress continued, and became louder. On
+emerging from the wood, he perceived a young lady rushing wildly towards
+it, and behind her, within ten yards, followed an infuriated bull. A few
+moments more, and she must have fallen its victim. With an eager howl,
+the dog sprang from the side of its master, and stood between the lady
+and her pursuer. Ebenezer forgot his lameness and the feebleness of his
+frame, and he hastened at his utmost speed to the rescue of a human
+being. Even at that moment a glow of delight passed through his heart,
+that the despised cripple would save the life of a fellow-mortal--of one
+of the race that shunned him. Ere he approached, the lady had fallen,
+exhausted and in terror, on the ground. The mastiff kept the enraged
+animal at bay, and, with a strength such as he had never before
+exhibited, Ebenezer raised the lady in his arms, and bore her to the
+wood. He placed her against a tree: the stream passed by within a few
+yards, and he brought water in the palms of his hands, and knelt over
+her, to bathe her temples and her fair brow. Her brow was indeed fair,
+and her face beautiful beyond all that he had looked upon. Her golden
+hair in wavy ringlets fell upon her shoulders--but her deep blue eyes
+were closed. Her years did not appear to be more than twenty.
+
+"Beautiful!--beautiful!" exclaimed the cripple, as he dropped the water
+on her face, and gazed on it as he spoke--"it is wondrous beautiful! But
+she will open her eyes--she will turn from me as doth her race!--as from
+the animal that pursued her!--yet, sure she is beautiful!" and again, as
+he spoke, Ebenezer sighed.
+
+The fair being recovered--she raised her eyes--she gazed on his face,
+and turned not away from it. She expressed no false horror on beholding
+his countenance--no affected revulsion at the sight of his deformity;
+but she looked upon him with gratitude--she thanked him with tears. The
+cripple started--his heart burned. To be gazed on with kindness, to be
+thanked, and with tears, and by one so fair, so young, so beautiful, was
+to him so strange, so new, he half doubted the reality of the scene
+before him. Before the kindness and gratitude that beamed from her eyes,
+the misanthropy that had frozen up his bosom began to dissolve, and the
+gloom on his features died away, as a vapour before the face of the
+morning sun. New thoughts fired his imagination--new feelings transfixed
+his heart. Her smile fell like a sunbeam on his soul, where light had
+never before dawned; her accents of gratitude, from the moment they were
+delivered, became the music of his memory. He found an object on the
+earth that he could love--or shall we say that he _did_ love; for he
+felt as though already her existence were mysteriously linked to his. We
+are no believers in what is termed _love at first sight_. Some
+romance-writers hold it up as an established doctrine, and love-sick
+boys and moping girls will make oath to the creed. But there never was
+love at first sight that a week's perseverance could not wear away. It
+holds no intercourse with the heart, but is a mere _fancy_ of the eye;
+as a man would fancy a horse, a house, or a picture, which he desires to
+purchase. Love is not the offspring of an hour or a day, nor is it the
+_ignis fatuus_ which plays about the brain, and disturbs the sleep of
+the youth and the maiden in their teens. It slowly steals and dawns upon
+the heart, as day imperceptibly creeps over the earth, first with the
+tinged cloud--the grey and the clearer dawn--the approaching, the
+rising, and the risen sun--blending into each other a brighter and a
+brighter shade; but each indistinguishable in their progress and
+blending, as the motion of the pointers on a watch, which move
+unobserved as time flies, and we mark not the silent progress of light
+till it envelop us in its majesty. Such is the progress of pure, holy,
+and enduring love. It springs not from mere sight, but its radiance
+grows with esteem; it is the whisper of sympathy, unity of feeling, and
+mutual reverence, which increases with a knowledge of each other, until
+but one pulse seems to throb in two bosoms. The feelings which now
+swelled in the bosom of Ebenezer Baird were not the true and only love
+which springs from esteem, but they were akin to it. For though the
+beauty of the fair being he had rescued had struck his eye, it was not
+her beauty that melted the misanthropy of his heart, but the tear of
+gratitude, the voice of thanks, the glance that turned not away from
+him, the smile--the first that woman had bestowed on him--that entered
+his soul. They came from the heart, and they spoke to the heart.
+
+She informed him that her name was Maria Bradbury, and that she was one
+of the party then on a visit to the gentleman in his neighbourhood. He
+offered to accompany her to the house, and she accepted his offer. But
+it was necessary to pass near the spot where he had rescued her from the
+fury of the enraged bull. As they drew towards the side of the wood,
+they perceived that the bull was gone, but the noble mastiff, the
+friend, companion, and defender of the cripple, lay dead before them.
+Ebenezer wrung his hands, he mourned over his faithful guardian.
+
+"Friend! poor Friend!" he cried (the name of the mastiff was Friend),
+"hast thou, too, left me? Thou, of all the things that lived, alone
+didst love thy master! Pardon me, lady, pardon an outcast; but until
+this hour I have never experienced friendship from man nor kindness from
+woman. The human race have treated me as a thing that belonged not to
+the same family with themselves; they have persecuted or mocked me, and
+I have hated them. Start not--hatred is an alien to my soul--it was not
+born there, it was forced upon it--but I hate not you--no! no! You have
+spoken kindly to me, you have smiled on me!--the despised, the disowned
+Ebenezer will remember you. That poor dog alone, of all living things,
+showed affection for me. But he died in a good cause! Poor Friend! poor
+Friend!--where shall I find a companion now?" and the tears of the
+cripple ran down his cheeks as he spoke.
+
+Maria wept also, partly for the fate of the noble animal that had died
+in her deliverance, and partly from the sorrow of her companion; for
+there is a sympathy in tears.
+
+"Ha! you weep!" cried the cripple; "you weep for poor Friend and for me.
+Bless thee--bless thee, fair one! they are the first that were ever shed
+for my sake! I thought there was not a tear on earth for me."
+
+He accompanied her to the lodge of the mansion where she was then
+residing, and there he left her, though she invited him to accompany
+her, that he might also receive the congratulations of her friends.
+
+She related to them her deliverance. "Ha! little Ebenezer turned a
+hero!" cried one; "Ebenezer the cripple become a knight-errant!" said
+another. But they resolved to visit him in a body, and return him their
+thanks.
+
+But the soul of the deformed was now changed, and his countenance,
+though still melancholy, had lost its asperity. His days became a dream,
+his existence a wish. For the first time he entertained the hope of
+happiness; it was vain, romantic, perhaps we might say absurd, but he
+cherished it.
+
+Maria spoke much of the courage, the humanity, the seeming loneliness,
+and the knowledge of the deformed, to her friends; and their
+entertainer, with his entire party of visiters, with but one exception,
+a few days afterwards, proceeded to the cottage of Ebenezer, to thank
+him for his intrepidity. The exception we have alluded to was a Lady
+Helen Dorrington, a woman of a proud and haughty temper, and whose
+personal attractions, if she ever possessed any, were now disfigured by
+the attacks of a violent temper, and the _crow-feet_ and the _wrinkles_
+which threescore years imprint on the fairest countenance. She excused
+herself by saying, that the sight of deformed people affected her.
+Amongst the party who visited the cripple was her son, Francis
+Dorrington, a youth of two-and-twenty, who was haughty, fiery, and
+impetuous as his mother. He sought the hand of Maria Bradbury, and he
+now walked by her side.
+
+Ebenezer received them coldly; amongst them were some who were wont to
+mock him as they passed, and he now believed that they had come to
+gratify curiosity, by gazing on his person as on a wild animal. But,
+when he saw the smile upon Maria's lips, the benign expression of her
+glance, and her hand held forth to greet him, his coldness vanished, and
+joy, like a flash of sunshine, lighted up his features. Yet he liked not
+the impatient scowl with which Francis Dorrington regarded her attention
+towards him, nor the contempt which moved visibly on his lip, when she
+listened delighted to the words of the despised cripple. He seemed to
+act as though her eyes should be fixed on him alone--her words addressed
+only to him. Jealousy entered the soul of the deformed; and shall we say
+that the same feeling was entertained by the gay and the haughty
+Dorrington? It was. He felt that, insignificant as the outward
+appearance of the cripple was, his soul was that of an intellectual
+giant, before the exuberance of whose power the party were awed, and
+Maria lost in admiration. His tones were musical as his figure was
+unsightly, and his knowledge universal as his person was diminutive. He
+discoursed with a poet's tongue on the beauty of the surrounding
+scenery; he defined the botany and geology of the mountains. He traced
+effect to cause, and both to their Creator. The party marvelled while
+the deformed spoke; and he repelled the scowl and contempt of his rival
+with sarcasm that scathed like passing lightning. These things produced
+feelings of jealousy also in the breast of Francis Dorrington; though
+from Maria Bradbury he had never received one smile of encouragement. On
+their taking leave, the entertainer of the party invited Ebenezer to his
+house, but the latter refused; he feared to mingle with society, for oft
+as he had associated with man, he had been rendered their sport--the
+thing they persecuted--the butt of their irony.
+
+For many days the cripple met, or rather sought, Maria in his solitary
+rambles; for she, too, loved the solitude of the mountains or the
+silence of the woods, which is broken only by the plaintive note of the
+wood-pigeon, the _chirm_ of the linnet, the song of the thrush, the
+twitter of the chaffinch, or the distant stroke of the woodman, lending
+silence a charm. She had become familiar with his deformity, and as it
+grew less singular to her eyes, his voice became sweeter to her ears.
+Their conversation turned on many things--there was wisdom in his words,
+and she listened to him as a pupil to a preceptor. His feelings deepened
+with their interviews, his hopes brightened, and felicity seemed dawning
+before him. As hope kindled, he acquired confidence. They were walking
+together, he had pointed out the beauties and explained the properties
+of the wild-flowers on their path, he had dwelt on the virtues of the
+humblest weed, when he stopped short, and gazing in her face--"Maria!"
+he added, "I have loved these flowers--I have cherished those simple
+weeds, because they shunned me not--they shrank not from me, as did the
+creatures of the human race--they spread their beauties before me--they
+denied me not their sweetness. You only have I met with among the
+children of Adam, who persecuted me not with ridicule, or who insulted
+not my deformity with the vulgar gaze of curiosity. Who I am I know
+not--from whence I was brought amongst these hills I cannot tell; I am a
+thing which the world has laughed at, and of which my parents were
+ashamed. But my wants have been few. I have gold to purchase flattery,
+if I desired it--to buy tongues to tell me I am not deformed; but I
+despise them. My soul partakes not of my body's infirmities--it has
+sought a spirit to love, that would love it in return. Maria, has it
+found one?"
+
+Maria was startled--she endeavoured to speak, but her tongue
+faltered--tears gathered in her eyes, and her looks bespoke pity and
+astonishment.
+
+"Fool! fool!" exclaimed the cripple, "I have been deceived! Maria
+_pities_ me!--_only pities me_! Hate me, Maria--despise me as does the
+world. I can bear hatred--I can endure scorn--I can repel them!--but
+_pity_ consumes me!--and _pity_ from you! Fool! fool!" he added,
+"wherefore dreamed I there was one that would look with love on deformed
+Ebenezer? Farewell, Maria! farewell!--remember, but do not pity me!" and
+he hurried from her side.
+
+She would have detained him--she would have told him that she reverenced
+him--that she esteemed him; but he hastened away, and she felt also that
+she _pitied_ him--and _love_ and _pity_ can never dwell in the same
+breast for the same object. Maria stood and wept.
+
+Ebenezer returned to his cottage; but the hope which he had cherished,
+the dream which he had fed, died reluctantly. He accused himself for
+acting precipitately--he believed he had taken the tear of affection for
+pity. His heart was at war with itself. Day after day he revisited the
+mountainside, and the path in the wood where they had met; but Maria
+wandered there no longer. His feelings, his impatience, his incertitude,
+rose superior to the ridicule of man; he resolved to visit the mansion
+of his neighbour, where Maria and her friends were residing. The
+dinner-bell was ringing as he approached the house; but he knew little
+of the etiquette of the world, and respected not its forms. The owner of
+the mansion welcomed him with the right hand of cordiality, for his
+discourse in the cottage had charmed him; others expressed welcome, for
+some who before had mocked now respected him; and Maria took his hand
+with a look of joy and her wonted sweetness. The heart of Ebenezer felt
+assured. Francis Dorrington alone frowned, and rose not to welcome him.
+
+The dinner-bell again rang; the Lady Helen had not arrived, and dinner
+was delayed for her, but she came not. They proceeded to the
+dining-room. Ebenezer offered his arm to Maria, and she accepted it.
+Francis Dorrington muttered angry words between his teeth. The dinner
+passed--the dessert was placed upon the table--Lady Helen entered the
+room--she prayed to be excused for her delay--her host rose to introduce
+her to Ebenezer.
+
+"Ebenezer!--the deformed!" she exclaimed, in a tone of terror, and,
+dashing her hands before her eyes, as he rose before her, she fell back
+in hysterics.
+
+"Turn the monster from the house!" cried Francis Dorrington, springing
+forward; "my mother cannot endure the sight of such."
+
+"Whom call ye monster, young man?" said Ebenezer, angrily.
+
+"You, wretch!" replied Dorrington, raising his hand, and striking the
+cripple to the floor.
+
+"Shame! shame!" exclaimed the company.
+
+"Coward!" cried Maria, starting from her seat.
+
+The cripple, with a rapidity that seemed impossible, sprang to his
+feet--he gasped, he trembled, every joint shook, rage boiled in his
+veins--he glanced at his insulter, who attempted to repeat the blow--he
+uttered a yell of vengeance, he clutched a dessert-knife from the table,
+and within a moment it was plunged in the body of the man who had
+injured him.
+
+A scream of horror burst from the company. Ebenezer, with the reeking
+knife in his grasp, stood trembling from rage, not from remorse. But he
+offered not to repeat the blow. A half-consciousness of what he had done
+seemed to stay his hand. The sudden scream of the party aroused the Lady
+Helen from her real or affected fit. She beheld her son bleeding on the
+floor--she saw the vengeful knife in the hands of the cripple. She
+screamed more wildly than before--she wrung her hands!
+
+"Monster!--murderer!" she exclaimed, "he has slain--_he has slain his
+brother_!"
+
+"_My brother!_" shouted Ebenezer, still grasping the knife in his hand.
+"Woman--woman! mother--mother!--who am I? Answer me--who are you?" and
+he sprang forward, and held her by the arm. "Tell me," he continued,
+"what mean ye--what mean ye? My _brother_--do ye say my _brother_? Art
+thou my _mother_? Have I a _mother_? Speak--speak!" and he grasped her
+arm more fiercely.
+
+"Monster!" she repeated, "offspring of my shame!--away--away! _He is thy
+brother!_ I have shunned thee, wretch, I have disowned thee; but thou
+hast carried murder to my bosom!" and, tearing her arm from his grasp,
+she threw it round the neck of her wounded son.
+
+The company gazed upon each other. Ebenezer stood for a moment, his eyes
+rolling, his teeth rattling together, the knife shaking in his hand. He
+uttered a wild cry of agony--he tore the garments from his breast, as
+though it were ready to burst, and, with the look and the howl of a
+maniac, he sprang to the door, and disappeared. Some from an interest in
+his fate, others from a desire to secure him, followed after him. But he
+fled to the woods, and they traced him not.
+
+It was found that the wound of Francis Dorrington was not mortal; and
+the fears of the company were directed from him to Ebenezer, who they
+feared had laid violent hands upon his own life.
+
+On the following day, without again meeting the company, Lady Helen left
+the house, having acknowledged the deformed Ebenezer to be her son--a
+child of shame--whose birth had been concealed from the world.
+
+On the third day, the poor cripple was found by a shepherd wandering on
+the hills. His head was uncovered; his garments and his body were torn
+by the brambles through which he had rushed; his eyes rolled wildly,
+and, when accosted, he fled, exclaiming, "I am Cain! I am Cain! I have
+slain my brother! Touch me not--the mark is on my forehead!" He was
+secured, and taken to a place of safety.
+
+The circumstances twined round Maria's heart; she heard no more of
+Ebenezer the cripple, but she forgot him not. Several years passed, and
+she, together with a friend, visited a lunatic asylum in a distant part
+of the country, in which a female acquaintance, once the admired of
+society, had become an inmate. They were shown round the different
+wards; some of the inmates seemed happy, others melancholy, but all were
+mild--all shrank from the eye of their keeper. The sound of the clanking
+chains around their ankles filled Maria's soul with horror, and she
+longed to depart; but the keeper invited them to visit the garden of his
+asylum. They entered, and beheld several quiet-looking people engaged in
+digging; others were pruning trees; and some sat upon benches on the
+paths, playing with their fingers, striking their heels upon the ground,
+or reading stray leaves of an old book or a newspaper. Each seemed
+engaged with himself, none conversed with his neighbour. Upon a bench
+near the entrance to a small arbour or summer-house sat a female,
+conning an old ballad; and, as she perused it, she laughed, wept, and
+sang by turns. Maria stopped to converse with her, and her friend
+entered the arbour. In it sat a grey-headed and deformed man; he held a
+volume of Savage in his hand, which had then been but a short time
+published.
+
+"I am reading the 'Bastard,' by Savage," said he, as the stranger
+entered; "he is my favourite author. His fate was mine--he describes my
+feelings. He had an unnatural mother--so had I. He was disowned--so was
+I. He slew a man, and so did I; but I my brother."
+
+The voice, the words, fell upon Maria's ear. She became pale, she
+glanced towards the arbour, she cast an inquiring look upon the keeper.
+
+"Fear not, ma'am," he replied; "he is an innocent creature. He does not
+rave now; and but that there is an occasional wildness in his language,
+he is as well as you are. Enter and converse with him, ma'am; he is a
+great speaker, and to much purpose, too, as visiters tell me."
+
+She entered the arbour. The cripple's eyes met hers--he threw down the
+book.
+
+"Maria--Maria!" he exclaimed, "this is kind! this is kind, indeed! But
+do not _pity_ me--do not _pity me again_! Hate me, Maria! you saw me
+slay my brother!"
+
+She informed him that his brother was not dead--that he had recovered
+within a few weeks.
+
+"Not dead!" replied the cripple. "Thank Heaven! Ebenezer is not a
+murderer! But I am well now--the fever of my brain is passed. Go, Maria,
+do this for me--it is all I now ask--inquire why I am here immured, and
+by whose authority. Suffer not my reason to be buried in reason's tomb,
+and crushed among its wrecks. Your smile, your words of kindness, your
+tears of gratitude, caused me to dream once, and its remembrance is
+still as a speck of light amidst the darkness of my bosom; but these
+grey hairs have broken the dream." And Ebenezer bent his head upon his
+breast, and sighed.
+
+Maria and her friend left the asylum, but in a few weeks they returned,
+and when they again departed, Ebenezer Baird went with them. He now
+sought not Maria's love, but he was gratified with her esteem, and that
+of her friends. He outlived the persecution of his kindred and the
+derision of the world; and in the forty-sixth year of his age he died in
+peace, and bequeathed his property to Maria Bradbury--the first of the
+human race that had looked on him with kindness, or cheered him with a
+smile.
+
+
+[Footnote A: The water-ouzel, the kingfisher, and the crested wren,
+abound in the vicinity of the Cheviots, though the latter beautiful
+little creature is generally considered as quite a _rara avis_; and last
+year one being shot about Cumberland, the circumstance went the round of
+the newspapers! But the bird is not rare, it is only difficult to be
+seen, and generally flutters among the leaves and near the top
+branches.]
+
+
+
+
+THE LEGEND OF FAIR HELEN OF KIRCONNEL.
+
+
+The seat of a branch of the Dumfries-shire Maxwells--Kirconnel--a
+property lying not far distant from Dumfries, and surrounded by the
+little pastoral stream, Kirtle--is one of the most beautiful that ever
+gratified the taste or inspired the pride of a high family. It was not
+until about the beginning of the seventeenth century that it came into
+the possession of the Maxwells; for, during a long period, it belonged
+to the old, though never illustrious, family of the Bells, who, amidst
+all the turmoil and strife of the March territories, had the good sense
+to prefer the quiet pleasures of the retreats of their own pure Kirtle,
+to the tumultuous and cruel scenes which boasted no streamlet but the
+heart's blood of contending foes. The power of Lord Maxwell, or the
+threat of Douglas, were equally unavailing to force the old proprietor
+of Kirconnel--though he ranked as a lesser baron, and might command
+retainers to fight for his plea--to sacrifice the pleasures of domestic
+peace on the altars of Laverna or Bellona: these conjunct goddesses who,
+hand in hand, swayed the destinies of Border men, and regulated the
+Border rights of mine and thine. He held his fine property directly of
+the crown; and, so long as he fulfilled the conditions of his right, he
+conceived himself entitled to the enjoyment of what had been fairly got
+and honourably retained. One strong element in Kirconnel's determination
+to live at home, in the enjoyment of what home may produce to a mind
+capable of appreciating its sweets, was the fear of interrupting the
+happiness of his lady--one of the family of Irvings in that quarter, who
+latterly came to possess his property--and of one child, a daughter, the
+Maid of Kirconnel, concerning whom, as all our readers know, more has
+been said and sung by antiquarian minstrel than ever fell to the hapless
+fame or treasured memory of fair woman. Ah, we need scarcely say, that
+this young heiress of Kirconnel's name was Helen; for who that has read
+the touching lines of Pinkerton can ever forget the appellation of one
+whose fate has drawn more tears than ever did that of the heroine Lady
+Margaret, in the old ballad of "Douglas' Tragedy?" The disasters of
+ordinary women, though hallowed by the sanctifying power of love, have
+seldom in this country inspired the harp of the minstrel; so far we are
+forced to admit the power of beauty, abstracted from the qualities of
+the mind and heart, that it has been a talisman to bardic genius in
+every age; yet it is honourable to the character of our nation, that the
+soul which illumines the "face divine" has called forth strains as
+melting and triumphant as ever resulted from the effects of physical
+beauty. It is, however, when the two qualities have been found combined
+in a favoured daughter of Scotland, that an unhappy fate has called
+forth a sympathy which has left no harp to sound fitfully in the
+willow-tree, no heart in our true land untouched, no eye destitute of
+sympathetic tears. Such has truly been the effect produced by the
+fortune of Helen of Kirconnel--a fortune which came up on the revolving
+wheel of the mutable goddess, notwithstanding all the efforts of her
+father to make the course of her life happy, and its termination
+blessed. Abstracted as the thoughts were of the three inhabitants of
+Kirconnel--the lady, the laird, and the daughter--from the scenes that
+were ever changing in the warlike world around them, so much greater was
+the necessity for cultivating the opportunities of enjoyment that nature
+and fortune had awarded to them; and so much greater also was the relish
+for that enjoyment which has ever been found in minds and hearts
+properly constituted and tuned to the harp of goodness, to increase with
+possession as much as the false taste for stimulating avocations cloys
+with the easy surfeit. It is not often, even in our virtuous land, and
+even in these days when the blessings of a high civilisation have
+inclined mankind to the cultivation of the social affections, that a
+family is found with its different members so predisposed for the
+harmony of exclusively domestic joys, that some chord does not
+occasionally give forth a discordant sound when touched by an external
+impulse; but, in the times of which we speak, and in the district where
+the individuals resided, "the happy family" was a group that was more
+often found in the lyrics of the poet or the creations of hope deferred
+than in the real existences of the troubled and vexed world.
+
+The house of Kirconnel stood on "fair Kirconnel Lee;" a term implying
+that the wood, which in those days encompassed every baronial residence,
+had been, to a certain extent, cleared away, to allow the daisy-covered
+lawn to rejoice in the beams of the generally excluded sun. But, at a
+little distance, the empire of the forest was again resumed, on the
+condition exacted by nature, of allowing the winding Kirtle to enjoy her
+grassy bank, covered with the wild rose and the eglantine; and to roll
+playfully along her pebbly bed, unimpeded by the neighbouring trees,
+which, as if in amatory dalliance, sent down their straggling lips to
+kiss her as she went. The wood bower--in early times a species of rural
+retreat in much greater fashion than now-a-days--was, in repetition of
+itself, seen rearing its ornamented walls, round which the native
+parasite plants were entwined in close embrace in various parts of the
+shady retreat. Some of these had been carefully looked to by the lady of
+Kirconnel herself, who, anxious to confirm her husband's resolution
+against engaging in the wars of the times, left no energy unemployed to
+render their residence, not only within the walls of the house, but in
+the bowers and gardens, as pleasant to the eye as the fruits of her
+heart and mind were delightful to the rational and loving soul of her
+appreciating and grateful lord. As Sir Owain says:--
+
+ "Fair were her erbers with flowers--
+ Rose and lili divers colours,
+ Primrol and parvink;
+ Mint, feverfoy, and eglantine,
+ Colimbin, and mo there were,
+ Than ani man mocht think."
+
+True; the Graces had, as yet, but small influence in Scotland; but the
+Genius of Chivalry, a cognate spirit, was busy in effecting a great
+revolution in the minds of the inhabitants; and though there was little
+to humanise, there was much to elevate and beautify. Traces of this
+power might already be seen about the bowers and shades of Kirconnel,
+where some rude figures of knights in various positions--one rescuing a
+damsel from her enemies--one in the combat at outrance--one striking the
+palisades of an armed city--placed, as they were, in the retreats of
+peace and domestic happiness by a former warlike possessor of the
+property, served the purpose of ornamenting the sequestered walks, and
+supplying to the peaceful and happy inhabitants a contrast between the
+pursuits of war and the pleasures of home, and home's blessed
+enjoyments.
+
+At a little distance from the mansion or castle--for every house, in
+those days, had a castellated character--was, and still is, the
+burying-ground of Kirconnel; a spot which, from the peculiarity of its
+situation, as well as from its own mournful associations, impressed the
+mind of the visiter with feelings which startled him, as much from their
+novelty as from their intensity. There is a small stone there, that
+would, if deciphered and communicated to our readers, anticipate our
+story, and claim the ready tear before our own sympathies are relieved
+by our recital. We pass it by at present, to give some idea of the
+extraordinary spot where it lies. This ground of the dead, or "Death's
+Mailing," as it has sometimes been called, is invested with all the
+_charms_ of a sublimed melancholy, which contemplates nature as a whole,
+and looks to those high purposes of her great author in visiting poor
+mortals with their heart-chastening woes. At the time of which we speak,
+this place of the dead was entirely surrounded with high oaks and
+spreading elms, except where the silvery Kirtle embraced the hallowed
+spot, as she rolled slowly along--more slowly, it might almost appear,
+at this spot than elsewhere--and murmured a soft threnody in the ears of
+the guardian spirits, that there tended the clay forms which they once
+animated. A few very rude stones, whose rudeness was their greatest
+recommendation to the sentimental mind, told, in the quaint "old Inglis"
+of that day, their simple tale. "Here lyethe the race of ye sons of
+Kirconnelle," might have been seen on a rude freestone that has long
+since disappeared. "Terraughtie did choose to lie her," appeared upon
+another old relic; and some exhibited more simple tokens--still pointing
+out nothing more than name and surname, yet more eloquent in that
+brevity than the most "storied urn." "Jon Kirkpatrycke," "Andrew
+Welles," "Heln Johnston," "Mary of the Le'," without one word more to
+say what they were, where they lived, when they visited this scene of
+sorrow, and when they departed from it, possessed an eloquence in their
+simple brevity that moved the heart of the visiter with a power now
+little felt and less appreciated. The swelling green tumuli, with these
+simple-speaking, grey-headed stones, standing, yet leaning to a side, as
+if themselves bent by the hands of time, how humbly might they appear,
+encircled as they were, with the proud monarch of the wood, the primeval
+oak, that had seen the sires and grandsires of the lowly inhabitants of
+"Death's Mailing" rise and fall, and become dust, as man contemplates
+the day-fly wing forth in the morning, live out its day, and die. Such
+was the romantic burying-place of Kirconnel at the time of which we
+speak; and even now, when the oak has fallen before the axe of
+civilisation, and Fame's trump has sounded even over the tomb, the place
+has a hallowed and romantic character (the Kirtle is still there) not
+exhibited by other burying-grounds in Scotland.
+
+In those retreats, the members of the family of Kirconnel passed the
+greater part of their time. Helen, though a lover of home, was fond of
+gratifying a fancy pregnant of beautiful images, and a taste for what is
+lovely in nature, by sitting by the banks of the Kirtle, and supplying
+her mind with the pabulum of the old Scottish romances. "Raf Coilyear
+and his Cross-bow," and "Gilbert with the White Hand," though soon
+superseded by the continental romances, were then the legitimate
+fountains of amusement to the fair maids of Scotland; and those who
+aimed at sublimer flights, might have had recourse to "Fyn Maccowl," or
+"Gret Gow Macmorne;" but there was in none of the works as yet
+circulated in Scotland, what might gratify the intense yearnings of the
+female heart for those poetical images which subsequently sprang up with
+the more mature growth of chivalry. The loves of warriors are not the
+loves of everyday life, far less the loves of the inspired poet; and
+Helen, as she read these old legendary romances, might find in them the
+amusement that afforded a relaxing alternative to her own poetical
+communings with the oldest bard of all--Nature; but for the inspiration
+of love itself she required the talisman--man--in that high aspect she
+had prefigured of the noblest of God's creatures, to rouse her heart
+from nature to the lover's dream.
+
+As yet the Maid of Kirconnel had not seen any one that realised the idea
+she had formed, by the banks of the Kirtle, of the individual who could
+call up in her young bosom those extraordinary emotions which constitute
+"love's young dream." The secluded mode of life adopted by her parents
+was unfavourable to a choice of the talismanic objects; and it even
+appeared to be her father and mother's wish that such choice should be
+excluded, that her heart might, in the absence of many forms, learn to
+be pleased with the man whom their love or policy might point out to her
+adoption. A second cousin of her own, Walter Bell of Blacket House, had
+a free passport to the hall of Kirconnel, as well as to the bowers that
+were enshrined in Kirconnel woods. The laird saw in the young man his
+nearest heir, in the event of his Helen being taken from him by fate;
+and the lady could detect, as she thought, in Bell's quiet and sombre
+manner, some assimilation to her own love of retirement and ease, and a
+consequent disrelish of the warlike and sanguinary customs of the times.
+Yet it was known that the young laird of Blacket House had been engaged
+in secret frays between the Johnstones and Crightons; while, for some
+purpose not generally known, though, from what we have said, not
+difficult to be surmised, he had fought in disguise, and disclaimed the
+glory of having hewn off the heads of many Johnstones, whose deaths
+might have brought him renown, if not wealth. He had fought from a
+spirit of animosity and a thirst of blood that lay deep buried in his
+heart, but which, along with its noisome fruits, he had striven to
+conceal, from the knowledge he possessed of the pacific disposition of
+his friends the Kirconnels, whose good-will he had a motive to cultivate
+more powerful than that of wealth or glory. He wished to recommend
+himself to the fair Helen, by acquiring the love and esteem of her
+father and mother; and he doubted not that, by his own personal
+accomplishments--neither few nor unimportant--aided by the advice or
+power of parental love and authority, he would succeed in changing in
+her the old habitual feelings of ordinary friendship into the higher and
+purer sentiments of affection.
+
+And sure it was that no one who ever aimed to acquire a "ladye's love,"
+made his attempt with more advantages on his side than Walter Bell of
+Blacket House. The gay lover in the old romance, who cried that, with
+the advantage of making love in a wood, and by the side of a silver
+stream, he would gain the heart of the fairest woman of Christendom,
+though his face were as black as the coal slave's, and his lineage no
+better than the knave-child's, spoke more of human nature than he
+himself perhaps knew. But he spoke of women in the aggregate; and it is
+not unlikely that such a woman as fair Helen of Kirconnel had never come
+under the trial of his skill. The truth of the statement fell to be
+tested by one who, besides the advantages stated by the gay knight,
+could boast the consent of a father, old friendship, and a face and a
+lineage against which no exception could be taken by the admirers of
+graces and genealogy. Bell was aware of the advantages he possessed; but
+he could calculate the strength of these better than he could fathom the
+mysteries of woman's heart. Although the greater part of his time was
+passed at Kirconnel, where he took every opportunity of threading the
+mazes of the oak woods, or sitting by the side of the Kirtle, with the
+object of his affections, it is doubtful if he ever ascertained, by the
+passing indications she exhibited, that her thoughts and feelings were
+pitched much beyond the grade of those which nature had awarded to
+himself. She saw and felt beauties in the scenery of Kirconnel, which to
+her lover were but as the "sear leaf." Every object in nature--from the
+planet to the plant, from the shining levin of heaven to the phosphoric
+beam on the margin of the Kirtle--had some intelligence for her
+inquiring eye. Every power in operation around her--from the general
+sympathy of nature's highest elements, to the loves of the little forest
+birds that sung their love-song in her bower--had some charm to elevate
+her thoughts and sublime her sentiments. She, therefore, who could
+search for intelligence where others saw nothing but inert matter, or,
+at least, the uninteresting indications of everyday nature, might
+probably have been an unfortunate object on whom our said romantic
+knight might try the effect of his extraneous charms of wood and water.
+Nor was she at all fitted for being acted upon by the love intrigues of
+her cousin of Blacket House, who, coming far short of a knowledge of the
+elevated sentiments by which she was inspired, could neither yield her
+that sympathy which she required as a _sine qua non_ of affection, nor
+stand the investigation of the shrewd wisdom or the high philosophy of
+the heart of an elevated woman. While he simply sued and used the
+ordinary words of love, she analysed, and found that, where she never
+could be understood, she never could dispose of her affections.
+
+The mind of Helen had long been made up on the question of her cousin's
+suit. It had begun early; and the innumerable walks he had enjoyed with
+her along the banks of the Kirtle had afforded him a thousand
+opportunities of declaring his feelings. By the natural tact of women,
+she had always contrived to evade the question, and contented herself,
+even in the midst of extravagant declarations, with negative indications
+of her inability to return his passion. These he understood not; and,
+unfortunately, he acted upon the principle that has driven many a fond
+lover to despair--that the mistress who appears to listen without
+displeasure is presumed to give a tacit consent. They know little of the
+heart of woman who trust their happiness or their lives to the frail
+bark of such a fond and dangerous delusion. A woman will seldom put an
+end to the adulation that supports her pride; but the Maid of Kirconnel,
+who had no pride to gratify, acted as many a single-hearted female has
+done and will do, who receives without a frown that her nature detests,
+but without a satisfaction that her honesty will not allow her to
+assume, the fond speeches of an old friend, couched in terms of an
+admiration which is only her due. The native sensibility of her soul
+shrank at the thought of first construing harshly her relative's
+professions of affection, and then telling him that he was not the
+individual who was qualified to win her heart. Yet, in justice to her,
+it requires to be stated, that she often communed with herself, in her
+solitary walks, on the necessity of checking her cousin's fond and
+unfortunate delusion, lest evil might come out of gentleness so nearly
+allied to good.
+
+This unfortunate connection between Blacket House and his fair cousin,
+fated as it was to continue, assumed daily a more critical aspect. The
+young man, overwhelmed by a passion that was daily and hourly fed by the
+contemplation of a beauty and qualities seldom before witnessed in a
+Scottish maiden, was not only intoxicated by the violence of his love,
+but satisfied that his cousin, in return loved him with an affection
+only more chastely expressed, though, of course, not less powerful than
+his own. Her parents, too, who had lent a fond and willing ear to his
+statements of their daughter's love for him, had made up their minds
+upon a point which presented all the appearances of being sealed and
+settled by her who had the greatest interest in its truth. She was
+always to be found by him in her solitary walks among Kirconnel woods.
+Their meetings were favoured by their parents; their walks were
+uninterrupted; the current of his passion flowed without check, and his
+expressions only varied in becoming more animated. The absence of a
+_harsh denial_ filled the measure of a deluding, blending hope; and
+while the courses of their two minds were in directions entirely
+opposite--his along the rose-strewed valley of a requited affection;
+hers in a channel that led to objects too brilliant for his dull eye to
+scan, and too sublime for his unfledged fancy to reach--he conceived
+that a mutual sympathy of congenial feeling animated both their hearts.
+
+It was at this extraordinary state of the domestic affairs of Kirconnel
+that an extraneous cause gave a new current to the feelings of the young
+maiden, without having the effect of changing that of her lover, or of
+opening the eyes of her father and mother to the true fact, that she
+could not love the man they intended as her husband. A gallant,
+high-spirited youth, one of the Flemings of Kirkpatrick, had followed a
+doe up to within a very short space of Kirconnel House. The timid
+creature had taken to the water, and, springing on the opposite bank,
+fled past a bower in which Helen was at the time sitting reading "Sir
+Tristam," then in the hands of every young lady in Scotland and England.
+She started as the creature shot past her, and, putting her head timidly
+forward, to get a better view of the fleet inhabitant of the forest, saw
+before her, with cap in hand, bowing, in knightly guise, Adam Fleming of
+Kirkpatrick. Neither of the two had before seen the other; but the fame
+of the one's noble mien, high mind, and martial virtues, and of the
+other's incomparable beauty and elevation of sentiment, had reached
+reciprocally their willing ears.
+
+"That a Fleming of Kirkpatrick," said the youth, still bowing humbly,
+and smiling, "should have had the boldness to interpose the image of his
+worthless person between the fancy and the heaven of the meditations of
+fair Helen of Kirconnel, doth, by my sword, require an apology. Shall I
+be still bolder in asking a pardon?"
+
+The effect produced on Helen's mind by the noble figure of the youth,
+and the romantic and playful turn he had given to his intrusion, was
+quick and heartfelt. It was, besides, simultaneous with the memory of
+his spread fame; and in an instant her face was in a glow of mixed shame
+and confusion, the causes of which, perhaps, lay deeper than the
+influence of a mere feeling of surprise or interruption.
+
+"You have my full forgiveness, sir," she replied, while her face glowed
+deeper, in spite of her efforts to appear unaffected.
+
+Her soft musical voice fell on the ear of the youth; but his keen, dark
+eye was busy with the examination of charms with which his ear had been
+long familiar. The blush of a woman is a man's triumph; whatever may be
+its secret cause, the man will construe it favourably to himself, in the
+face of a denial of his power; and so far at least he has the right,
+that nature herself evidences in his favour, by an acknowledgment that
+he has touched the fountains of the heart. Fleming was not different
+from other men; and, though he might have been wrong in his construction
+of the secret moving impulse which called up the mantling adornment of
+beauty that was almost beyond the power of increase, he felt the full
+influence of the effect he thought he had produced, and, conceiving
+himself favourably received, laid in his heart the germs of an affection
+that was to govern his destiny. The forms of breeding, more punctilious
+in those days of chivalry than even now, forbade farther communication
+at that time, and, bowing gracefully as he drank up the rays of her
+blushing beauty, he bounded away after his dogs, that had kept their
+course in pursuit of the flying doe.
+
+This was the first time that ever Helen had seen a stranger huntsman
+cross Kirconnel Lee in pursuit of his game; but it was soon to appear
+that roes and does, when pursued by the gallant Fleming, seemed to think
+that in the recesses of Kirconnel they might find that safety which was
+denied them in other coverts; at least it became certain that more of
+that kind of game fled before the hunter over Kirconnel Lee, after the
+meeting we have described, than ever were seen before by man or maiden.
+Meanwhile the image of the noble youth, with his clear, intelligent eye,
+his rising and expanded forehead, from which his black hair was shaded
+to a side, and mixed with the long flowing locks that reached down to
+his shoulders; his intellectual expression of countenance, where beauty
+sat enshrined among the virtues, his breeding, his modesty, his voice
+and general bearing--were all busy with the fancy of the Maid of
+Kirconnel. Nature's talisman had been applied, and the charm had wrought
+in its highest and most mysterious power. Nor less had been the effect
+of that first meeting on the mind of the youthful heir of Kirkpatrick.
+They loved; and the does which afterwards brushed over Kirconnel Lee
+were only the scouts of the hunting lover, who, while he could not help
+the choice of the flying wilding in taking that direction, could not, of
+a consequence, avoid a repeated _intrusion_ on the wood-bower privacy of
+her who longed to see him with a heart that palpitated at his coming as
+strongly as did that of the flying deer. The rules of breeding direct
+all their force against a first interview; against a second, though
+brought about in the same way as the first, they have no efficacy; and
+love, which defies the whole code, soon reconciled differences which he
+despised. A few meetings revealed to each other the fact--which, somehow
+or other, is discovered by nobody but lovers--that one person has been
+intended from the beginning of the world to be formed for another. The
+heir of Kirkpatrick and the Maid of Kirconnel exhibited to each other
+such a similarity of thought, feeling, and sentiment, that love seemed
+to have nothing more to do than to tie those threads which nature had
+not only spun, but hung forth with a predisposed reciprocity of
+communication. The discovery that their thoughts had taken the same
+range, and reached an equal altitude of elevation, carried with it that
+pleasant surprise that is always favourable to the progress of the
+tender passion; and the delight of a new-born sympathy in sentiments
+that had long gratified only the heart in which they were conceived, but
+which now were seen glowing in the eyes of another, was only another
+form of that passion itself.
+
+Though Helen had seen many indications that might have satisfied her (if
+her mind had been directed to the subject) that her father and mother
+were bent upon a match between her cousin of Blacket House and her, she
+had never, either from a want of courage or steady serious thought on
+the subject, put it to herself what was her precise predicament or
+condition, on the supposition of such circumstance being in itself true
+and irremediable. She had hitherto had no great need for secresy,
+because she did not love another; and her father, mother, and lover,
+having taken it for granted that she was favourable to her cousin's
+suit, nothing of a definite nature had ever transpired to call for a
+demonstration on her part, as an alternative of dishonesty and
+double-dealing. Her situation was now changed. She now loved, and loved
+ardently, another; and the necessity she felt of meeting the heir of
+Kirkpatrick in secret, brought out in full relief her inmost sense of
+what were the views and purposes of her father and mother, and all the
+responsibility of her negative conduct, as regarded the suit of him she
+could never love. But, strange as it may seem, if she felt a difficulty
+in correcting her cousin and disobeying her parents before the accession
+of her love, she felt that difficulty rise to an impossibility after
+that important event of her life. She trembled at the thought of her
+love being crossed: one word of her rejection of the suit of her cousin
+would reach the ears of her parents; dissension would be thrown into the
+temple of peace; her love would be discovered; her lover, a man famous
+in arms, and an aider of the Johnstones, the opponents of Blacket House,
+traced, rejected, and banished: and her heart finally torn and broken by
+the antagonist powers of love and duty. She felt her own weakness, and
+trembled at it, without coming to a resolution to make a disclosure;
+while her overwhelming love carried her, on the moonlight nights, over
+Kirconnel Lee, to meet her faithful Heir of Kirkpatrick in the romantic
+burying-ground already described. This extraordinary place was that
+fixed upon by the lovers for their night meetings; for in any other part
+of the domains of Kirconnel they could not have escaped the eye of
+Blacket House; who, though he had no suspicion of a rival, was so often
+in search of the object of his engrossing passion, that she seldom went
+out without being observed by the ever-waking and vigilant surveillance
+of love.
+
+Many times already had Helen waited till her unconscious parents retired
+to the rest of the aged, and the moon threw her sheet of silver over
+Kirconnel Lee, and, wrapped up in a night-cloak, slipped out at the
+wicker-gate of the west enclosure, to seek, under the shades of the
+oaks, Death's Mailing, the appointed trysting-place of the ardent
+lovers. Again she was to see her beloved Heir of Kirkpatrick, and at
+last she had resolved to break to him the painful position in which she
+was placed by the still existing belief of her parents and Blacket
+House, that she was to be his wedded wife. On this occasion, she sat
+wistfully looking out at her chamber window. Her father and mother had
+retired to their couch. Everything was quiet, the wind stilled, and the
+mighty oaks whispered not the faintest sigh to disturb the sensitive ear
+of night. The moon was already up, and she was on the eve of wrapping
+her cloak round her, and creeping forth into the forest shade, when she
+observed the long shadow of a man extending many yards upon the shining
+grass of the green lee. The figure of the individual she could not see;
+for a projection of the building, sufficient to conceal him, but not to
+prevent his shadow from being revealed, interrupted her vision. She
+hesitated and trembled. If the shadow had moved and disappeared, she
+could have accounted for it, by supposing that some of the domestics had
+not yet retired to bed; but why should a man stand alone and stationary
+at that hour, in that place, in that position? Her fears ran all upon
+Blacket House, who was never happy but when in her presence or near her
+person; and who had been, on a former occasion, reported by the servants
+to have lain and slept under her window for an entire night, and never
+left his position till the morning sun exposed the doting lover to the
+wondering eyes of the domestics, who had never yet felt a love that kept
+them awake for more than a dreamy hour at cockcrow. As she gazed and
+hesitated, her hour was passing, and her lover would be among the
+grave-stones, waiting for her. Her anxiety grew intense; she feared to
+go, but shook at the thoughts of disappointing _him_; never dreaming (so
+whispered love) of herself. The figure still stood as stationary as a
+grave-stone, while her soul was agitated like the restless spirit that
+hovers over it, sighing for the hour of departure to the regions of
+ether. She could bear no longer; the projection which concealed him
+would conceal her; she plied the furtive steps of love; and crossing,
+like a fairy on the moonlit green knowe, the rising lawn, was forth
+among the towering oaks in as little time as the shadow of a passing
+cloud would have taken to trail its dingy traces over the shining lee.
+
+In a short time she arrived at the churchyard, and saw, through the
+interstices of the surrounding trees, the Heir of Kirkpatrick sitting on
+a green tumulus, the grave of one who had perhaps loved as they now
+loved, waiting for her who was beyond the trysting-hour. In a moment
+longer she was in his arms, and the stillness of the dead was invaded by
+the stifled sighs, the burning whispers, the rustling pressure of
+ardent, impatient lovers. The rising graves, and the mossy tomb-stones,
+and the white scattered bones that had escaped the sexton's eye, and
+glittered in the moonbeams, were equally neglected and overlooked; and
+no fear of fairy, ghost, or gnome, or gowl, entered where Love left no
+room but for his own engrossing sacrifices. The simple monument of love
+of "Mary of the Le'," that rose by their side, had often brought the
+tears to Helen's eyes; but Mary of the Lee was now forgotten. "There is
+a time and a place for all things" but love, whose rule is general over
+the flowery lee and the green grave, the mid-day hour and the dreary
+key-stone of night's black arch.
+
+"What kept ye, sweet Helen, love?" whispered Kirkpatrick in her ear, as
+she lay entranced in love's dream on his bosom.
+
+"By that question, good Adam," answered she, according to the mode of
+familiar address of her day, "there hangs a secret that oppresses your
+Helen, and drinks up all the joys of our affection."
+
+"Speak it forth, my gentle Helen," said Fleming. "What is it? The
+secresy of our meeting? I have been meditating a resolution to address
+your father, and this will confirm me. He can have no objections to my
+suit, save that I am a friend of the Johnstones, and an open warrior;
+while your cousin, whom you rejected before you saw me, is a concealed
+mosstrooper, and a secret manslayer."
+
+"There, there," muttered Helen, with trembling emotion--"there, Adam,
+you have hit the bleeding part of my heart. I did not say to you that I
+had rejected Blacket House before I saw you; but you were entitled to
+make that supposition, because I told you that I never received his
+love; but, alas! Adam, there is a distinction there; and, small as it
+may seem, its effects may be great upon the fortunes and happiness of
+your Helen. It is true I have never received his love; but it is equally
+true that his love, having overgrown the thought of a possibility of
+rejection, has overlooked my negative indications, and put down my
+silence for consent. Yes, Adam, yes--even now Blacket House thinks I
+love him; and, oh! the full responsibility of my apathy rises before me
+like a threatening giant; my father and my mother have, I fear, taken
+for granted that I am to become the wedded wife of my cousin."
+
+"Helen, this does indeed surprise me," replied Kirkpatrick, thoughtfully
+and sorrowfully. "I thought I had a sufficient objection to overcome on
+the part of your father, when I had to conquer the prejudices of
+clanship, and soothe his fears of my ardent spirit for the foray. But
+this changes all, and my difficulties are increased from the height of
+Kirconnel Lee to the towering Criffel." And he sat silent for a time,
+and mused thoughtfully. "But why, my love," he continued, "have you
+allowed this dangerous delusion to rest so long undisturbed, till it has
+become a conviction that may only be removed with danger to us all?"
+
+"Ask me not, Adam," replied she, with a full heart, "what I cannot
+explain. While the tongue of Blacket House's friendship was changing to
+love, I, whose thoughts were otherwise directed, perceived not the
+change; and when the truth appeared to me, my love for my father and
+mother, against the placid stream of whose life I have ever trembled to
+throw the smallest pebble of a daughter's disobedience, prevented me,
+day by day, from making the avowal that I could not love their choice.
+The difficulty increased with the hour; and, ah! my love for you crowned
+it at last with impossibility."
+
+"That should rather have removed the difficulty," answered he. "Explain,
+sweet Helen. You are dealing in shadowy parables."
+
+"Think you so, Adam?" said she, sighing. "Ah, then, is man's love
+different from woman's? The one can look an obstacle in the face; the
+other turns from it with terror, and flees. See you not that, by telling
+my parents I could not love my cousin, I would have been conjuring up a
+bad angel to cross, with his black wing, the secret but sweet path of
+our affection. The very possibility of being separated from you--too
+dear, Adam, as you are to this beating heart--made me tremble at the
+articulation of that charmed word which contains all my happiness on
+earth. You have stolen my heart from my father and mother, my sweet
+woods and bowers, my bright moon and Kirtle; and think you what it would
+be for me to lose him in whom all is centred!"
+
+"Ah! Helen, Helen, this is unlike the majesty of that mind that roved
+the blue fields of the heavens, and searched the hidden springs of the
+love that reigns through all created things. That such thoughts should
+be allied to that weakness which increases inevitable danger by flying
+from it, I could not have supposed to be exemplified by my Maid of
+Kirconnel. Yet is that trembling fear not a greater proof of my Helen's
+love than an outspoken rejection of twenty rival suitors? It is--I feel
+it is; and who will chide a fault of earth that hangs by a virtue of
+heaven? Dear, devoted, cherished object of my first passion, what has
+the simple heir of Kirkpatrick to give in exchange for the devotion of
+such a being?"
+
+And the impassioned youth pressed her closer and closer to his breast,
+while he spread over her shoulders the falling cloak, to shield her from
+the autumn dews.
+
+They sat for some time silent--the difficulty of their situation being
+for a brief period forgotten and lost in the tumult of the rising
+feelings of a strong mutual passion.
+
+"But this must not be allowed to continue," again said Kirkpatrick. "It
+is _necessary_, Helen, that you do this duty to yourself, to your
+cousin, your parents, and to me. Call up the necessary fortitude, my
+love. Tell your mother that you cannot love Blacket House. I know the
+pain it will produce to you and to them; but, alas! there are many
+positions in this world where we can only get to the object of our
+desires through painful means. Pain is, indeed, the price of most of our
+pleasures; and, when we do not pay that price, we become bankrupt in our
+best feelings, and die wretched. When the path is free, I shall come
+forward and claim my Helen in the face of the world. Will you, will you,
+love?"
+
+And he bent his head, and repeated the question in soft tones beneath
+the cloak that covered her head; while she, in muffled accents,
+replied--
+
+"I will, I will, Adam, though I should die with the last word of the
+declaration."
+
+A heavy groan at this moment fell upon their ear. Adam started hastily
+up; and Helen, roused from her love's dream, stood petrified with fear.
+They looked around them in every direction; but the proximity of the
+place where they had been sitting to the edge of the wood, rendered it
+easy for an intruder to overhear their discourse, and to escape among
+the trees in an instant. Helen's fears again fell on Blacket House, and
+she whimpered to Adam what she had observed previous to her leaving the
+house. He conceived them to be well founded; and, as the thought of the
+man who could kill his enemies in disguise, and deny the deed, flashed
+upon his mind, he felt for his sword, and then smiled at the precipitude
+of his defensive precaution. It was necessary, however, that Helen
+should now hurry home; and, surmounting the turf-dyke of the
+burying-ground, they, with rapid steps, made for Kirconnel House, at a
+little distance from which they parted, with a close embrace. Helen
+stood for a moment, and looked after her lover; then, wrapping her cloak
+about her head, she moved quickly round the edge of the enclosed lawn,
+and was on the eve of running forward to the wicket, when Blacket House
+stood before her. He looked for a moment sternly at her, spoke not a
+word, and then dashed away into the wood. Terrified still more, Helen
+hurried away, and got into the house and her own chamber before the full
+extent of her danger opened, with all its probable consequences, upon
+her mind. Having undressed herself, she retired to her couch, and
+meditated on the extraordinary position in which she was now placed. She
+had now been discovered by her cousin, who, no doubt, knew well that she
+had that night had a secret meeting with Kirkpatrick--a partisan of his
+antagonists, the Johnstones. The discovery of a rival had come on him
+with the discovery of a delusion under which he had sighed, and dreamed,
+and hoped for years. It was probable, nay, certain, then, that the
+communication she intended to make to her father and mother, that she
+could not love Blacket House, would be received along with the
+elucidating commentary, that the lover now despised had discovered her
+love intercourse with the heir of Kirkpatrick. She would, therefore, get
+no credit for her statement that she never loved her cousin; but would
+be set down as a breaker of pledges, and one who traitorously amused
+herself with the broken hopes of her unfortunate lovers. Whether she
+made the communication or not, it would be made by Blacket House, whose
+fear of losing the object of his affections, or his revenge--whichever
+of the two moved him--would force him to the immediate disclosure. The
+serenity of the domestic peace and happiness of Kirconnel House would be
+clouded for the first time, and that by the disobedience of one who had
+heretofore been held to contribute, in no small degree, to that which
+she was to be the means of destroying, perhaps for ever. The contrast
+between the confidence, the hope, and the affection with which she had
+been, by her parents, contemplated, and fondly cherished, during all the
+bygone part of her life, and the new-discovered treachery into which her
+secret love for a stranger would be construed, was a thought she could
+scarcely bear. These and a thousand other things passed through her
+thoughts with a rapidity which did not lessen the burning pain of their
+impress upon her mind; and the repetition of a thousand reflections,
+fears, and hopes, produced in the end a confusion that terrified sleep
+from her pillow, and consigned her to the powers of anguish for the
+remainder of the night and morning.
+
+She rose with a burning cheek and a high-fluttering pulse, produced by
+the fever of mind under which she still laboured. She opened the
+casement to let in the cool breeze of morning to brace her nerves, and
+enable her to stand an interview with her father and mother, who might
+already (for Blacket House was at Kirconnel at all hours) be in
+possession of the secret of what they conceived to be their once-loved
+Helen's disobedience and treachery. Her own communication, which she had
+pledged herself to Kirkpatrick to make, was now invested with treble
+terrors; and though she knew that her safety and happiness depended upon
+an open declaration, she felt herself totally unable to make it.
+Trembling and irresolute, she approached the parlour where her father
+and mother, along with herself, were in the habit of taking their
+morning meal. They were there; and there was another there--it was her
+cousin. He looked at her as she entered, with a calm, but mysterious
+eye, which fluttered her nerves again, and forced her to stand for a
+moment in the middle of the apartment, irresolute whether to go forward
+or retreat. She fearfully threw her eye over the faces of her parents.
+There was no change there; the ordinary placidity of their wonted
+manner, and the kindly love-greeting borne in their mellow voices,
+startled her--so strong had been her conviction that all was disclosed.
+Her parents were destitute of guile; and an instant's thought satisfied
+her that they were still in their ignorance of the secret. But Blacket
+House continued his dark gaze in silence; and even this--a decided
+alteration in his manner--was unnoticed by the unsuspecting couple, who
+threw their fond eyes on their loving daughter as their only remaining
+pride and solace. What meant this? The new turn taken by the stream of
+her difficulty and danger surprised and confused her; but, calming by
+the influence of her parents' kindness, she sat down and went through
+the forms of the morning meal, without exhibiting a discomposure that
+might attract the notice of these loving beings, who searched her face
+only for the indications of health and the beams of her pleasure. Her
+comparative composure enabled her to collect her ideas; and she thought
+she now discovered a reason for this seeming forbearance or discretion
+of Blacket House--a man little formed for these, or any other virtues:
+he intended to _sell_ his knowledge at the price of a hand that never
+could be his, but by this or some other means of compulsion. The moment
+this thought--and, under all the circumstances, it was a reasonable
+one--entered her mind, she trembled at the power of the dark-eyed,
+silent being who sat there, and gazed upon her in revengeful triumph.
+For relief, she turned her eyes to her parents; yet she saw there the
+smile that approved his suit, and the confidence that would believe his
+declaration. Her own Kirkpatrick was absent; and she dared not meet him
+to receive the assistance of his advice, to enable her to support
+herself under her trial, or devise a plan suited to the changed
+circumstances for her relief. She hurried over her meal, and hastened
+again to her apartment, to confirm herself in the opinion she had formed
+of Blacket House's intentions. Every thought tended to add to her
+conviction that she was correct, and told her that he never would
+succeed in his scheme. He would now, for certain, endeavour to see her
+alone, and lay before her the danger into which she had plunged herself,
+and the bargain by which she would be relieved from it. But she would
+defeat him; she would renounce her walks in the woods, desert, for a
+time, her bowers, and bid adieu to her silver Kirtle. She would keep her
+apartment under a pretence of slight indisposition--far from an
+untruth--and, in the meantime, try to devise some mode of relief from
+her painful situation.
+
+But the solicitude of her parents interfered, in some degree, with these
+plans. They discovered that she was not so ill as to be unable to seek
+what might do her service--her former walks and amusements around
+Kirconnel Lee; and thus was she obliged to yield to kindness; yet she
+contrived to have her parents near her, so as to deprive Blacket House
+of an opportunity of communicating to her his imputed plan of enforcing
+his suit. As yet, his silence had been continued: her parents were still
+in ignorance; and it was only (so she argued) because he had not
+hitherto found her alone, that his dreaded communication had not as yet
+been made. On the occasion of her first walk, however, she, by some
+untoward chance, was left in one of the arbours alone, and the
+opportunity (the first that had occurred) was seized by him--Blacket
+House was again before her, and all her fears were in a moment roused.
+Their eyes met with an intelligence they had never before possessed.
+Every passing thought seemed to be mutually read, while a few words of
+ordinary import seemed to be only as a preparation to his expected
+statement. Helen did not dare to leave him; she feared to rouse his
+anger, and yet she wanted courage to reply with ordinary pertinence to
+his remarks. His eye was constantly fixed on her, and the few words he
+uttered came with difficulty and pain; yet was there not the slightest
+allusion to the secret he undoubtedly held locked up in his breast. Was
+he not to bring forward his threat of exposing her, as a wrenching
+instrument, to force from her a consent that he was satisfied would
+never be given voluntarily? There was no indication of any such issue.
+What could be the true meaning of this dark-minded man's conduct? Again
+he had disappointed her fearful anticipations. He had not told her
+parents; he was not to tell herself. What then was he to do? She could
+not answer her self-put question; and her surprise when he parted from
+her, after a short conversation, conducted with difficulty, with his
+secret unapproached, and the mysterious stare of his illegible eye, was
+not less than her terror of the anticipated issue when she first
+encountered him.
+
+This new extraordinary element in the subject of her meditations and
+fears disarranged all her ideas, and sent her thoughts in new channels
+for a discovery of what might be the secret plans of her cousin. She
+sighed for an interview with her lover; but that, she was satisfied,
+would be attended with great danger; and thus reduced to her own
+resources, she passed the night following her meeting with Blacket House
+in still increasing pain and difficulty. In the morning she was visited
+in her own chamber by her mother, who appeared, from the serious aspect
+of her countenance, to have something of great importance to
+communicate.
+
+"Helen," began the good matron, "though your father and I have seldom
+broached the subject of love and marriage in your presence, we have,
+with heartfelt satisfaction, observed and understood that the man who
+alone has our consent to win your virgin heart is your own choice. Your
+wooing has lasted so long, that the very birds in the woods are familiar
+with your persons and converse; and surely this is not to last always.
+You are twenty years old, my dear Helen, at the next Beltane, the first
+of May; and I know that it is Blacket House's wish that your happiness
+may be crowned by a union within as short a period as we will agree to
+fix. I have broken the matter to you, my love; and as I am well
+acquainted with the fluttering of Love's wings when Hymen enters the
+bower, I will not urge you to fix a day at present, but leave you to the
+pleasant meditations my communication cannot but call forth. I shall
+send your breakfast to your bedroom this morning, my love; but I hope we
+may walk in the afternoon. Say nothing, Helen. Adieu! adieu!"
+
+And the mother left the room rapidly, as if to avoid noticing the
+blushes of the supposed happy damsel. Helen heard the words uttered, as
+one may be supposed to feel the syllables of a condemnation falling upon
+the heart. It was well that her mother departed so rapidly, for the
+agitation the kind parent attributed to joy, was but the prelude to a
+faint, which retained her cold and struggling in its relentless arms for
+a considerable period. The first indications of consciousness were, if
+possible, more terrible than the last thoughts that frightened it away.
+For a long period she sat upon the couch where she had heard the
+dreadful intelligence, and, passing her hand over her brow, tried to
+collect her energies, so as to be able to contemplate the full extent of
+her evil. She thought she could now see some connection between the
+announcement made by her mother and the extraordinary and mysterious
+conduct of Blacket House, though she was satisfied that neither of her
+parents possessed any knowledge of her intercourse with Kirkpatrick. The
+scheme of the early marriage might originate in the fears of her cousin,
+while his secresy was only still maintained till he found that she would
+not yield to her parents' authority; when would be the time for using
+his threat of disclosure to Helen, to compel her consent. All this
+reasoning seemed founded in existing circumstances and appearances; but
+so confused were her thoughts, and so painful every effort of her mind
+to acquire clearer views, that she felt inclined to renounce reasoning
+on a subject that seemed at every turn to defeat all her efforts to come
+to the real truth. Her misery was at least certain; for now, while the
+absolute necessity of a disclosure of her secret love became more
+peremptory and inevitable, the circumstances under which it would be
+made were such as would add to the unhappiness of her parents, and to
+the apparent deceit and treachery of her own nature, which was,
+notwithstanding, incapable of guile.
+
+Meanwhile, the effects of so much mental anguish, acting upon a tender
+frame, became soon apparent in her pale countenance and swollen eyes.
+She would not leave her apartment; and when her mother again visited
+her, she saw a change on her daughter very different from that which
+accompanies the character of a bride in prospective. The circumstance
+surprised the old lady; but still so satisfied was she that there could
+exist no objection to a lover whom she had (as was thought) cherished
+for years, that it never occurred to her that the change in her daughter
+was attributable to the announcement she had made to her; while Helen
+herself, oppressed with the secret which she struggled (as yet in vain)
+to divulge, shunned a subject which she found herself unable to treat in
+such a way as would insure to her relief from her sorrow. Every effort
+was made to get her out into the woods, where her former scenes might
+enliven her mind, and bring back her wonted spirits, which, chiming the
+musical bells of youth's happy glee, used to charm the age-stricken
+hearts of her parents. But these scenes had lost their power over her.
+The secrets Blacket House had to divulge still lay like an unholy spirit
+upon her heart, killed its energies, and rendered her miserable. She
+expected the additional sorrow of his society in these forced walks, and
+her grief was mixed with surprise at his absence. He was often at the
+house, but he avoided her. She even saw him turn into a by-path, to get
+out of the way in which she walked--a circumstance as inexplicable as
+any of the prior difficulties with which the whole affair was beset on
+every side. She continued her meditations, called up repeated energies
+to nerve her for her disclosure, and, with many a sigh, felt them die
+away, and the tongue cleave to her mouth, as the unavailing effort shook
+her frame.
+
+She had been in the habit of meeting Kirkpatrick at regular intervals;
+but two of the stated periods had passed without an interview. The third
+was approaching; and she trembled as the necessity of throwing herself
+on his bosom, and seeking counsel in her difficulty, appeared to her in
+such a form as to shake her resolution not to encounter another
+night-meeting with her cousin. On the morning of that evening when she
+must repair to the burying-ground, or lose the chance of meeting
+Kirkpatrick for a considerable time, it was announced to her parents, in
+her presence, at the table of the morning meal, that Blacket House had,
+on the previous day, gone on a visit to a relation in a very distant
+part of the country, and that he would not return for eight days. She
+heard it, and her eyes were involuntarily turned up to heaven, in
+thanksgiving for the opportunity she now enjoyed of sobbing out her
+sorrows on the bosom of her Kirkpatrick, and getting good counsel in her
+distress. She said nothing when the announcement was made, and heard,
+without heeding, the remarks of her parents. Her thoughts were in
+Death's Mailing, and the pallid hue of her cheek gave place for a moment
+to the flush that followed the fancied touch of his lips, and the
+pressure that brought her nearer to the bosom where lay all the relief
+she now had in this world. She sought more freely than she had done for
+some time her old retreats, and again the song of the merle had some
+music for her ear--so ready is the oppressed soul to seek its accustomed
+pleasures, that it will clutch them in the interval of a suspended
+grief, though sure to return. Her cousin was gone for a time; he could
+not cross in these paths of the wood; and, oh happy thought! she would
+lie on the bosom of her Kirkpatrick, and breathe forth, uninterrupted,
+love's sweet tale, rendered sweeter and dearer by the grief with which
+it was shaded.
+
+The evening fell that night beautiful and serene. No vapour clouded the
+"silver sheen," and no breath of wind rustled a leaf on the trees.
+
+"Hail to ye, bright queen!" ejaculated Helen, as she folded her mantle
+round her, and was on the eve of seeking the wood; "once more light me
+to my lover, if, after this meeting, you should for ever hide your face
+among the curtains of heaven."
+
+And, breathing quick with the rising expectation of being enclosed in
+his arms, she issued from the house, and sought the well-known loaning
+that led to the burying-ground. Her grief had sunk for a time amidst the
+swelling impulses of her passion; and it was not till she had been
+pressed to his bosom, her brow kissed by his burning lips, and
+deep-drawn sighs exhausted the ardour of a first embrace after so long a
+separation, that one single thought of the cruelty of her situation
+arose in her mind. They sat on the tumulus where they had sat often
+before. The gravestones around them lay serene in a flood of moonlight;
+the soft "buller" of the wimpling Kirtle was all that disturbed the
+silence of the night; calmly there reposed the dead of many generations;
+if their lives were ended, their griefs, too, were past; and Mary of the
+Le', whose grey monument reflected clearly the moon's light, was free
+from the anguish which, in struggling sighs, came from the bosom of her
+who was _yet_ above the green mound. Helen told her lover all the
+extraordinary circumstances of her situation. She wept at every turn of
+a new difficulty, and Adam's eyes were also suffused with tears; he
+pressed her again to his breast, and bade her be of better heart, for
+that better days were coming on the wings of time.
+
+"I confess," he said, "my dear love, that I am unable to understand the
+conduct of that dark-minded man; but what can he do, if my Helen should
+yet redeem her error, and make this necessary disclosure? That is alone
+the cure of our pain. Oh, Helen! what a load of evil might have been
+averted from our heads by the exercise of a little self-command!"
+
+"I see it, I feel it," replied she; "but there are powers higher than
+the resolves of mortals. I have struggled with myself till the blood was
+sent back in my veins, and frightened nature saved the powerless victim
+of grief by the mantle of unconsciousness. What, Adam, shall I do? I
+feel I am unequal to the task of speaking a daughter's rebellion and a
+traitor's resolution."
+
+"When everything is explained, Helen," replied the other, "the treachery
+disappears, and a father and mother's love will not die under the
+passing cloud of a little anger. Think of our bliss, love! Did hope
+never bring courage to your tongue, Helen? Ah, what would that bright
+goddess make Adam Fleming dare!"
+
+"And what," said she, "would Helen Bell not dare for the love she bears
+to her Adam, if that sacred feeling of a daughter's duty were overcome?
+But it must be. I shall fall upon my mother's neck, and weep out with
+burning tears of repentance a daughter's contrition. I will appeal to
+the heart of a mother and a woman. I will conjure up her own first love,
+move again the spring of her earliest affection, and feign to her my
+father lost, and her heart wrecked. Ay, Adam, hope--the hope of the
+possession of you--will accomplish all this. Helen has said it, and the
+issue will prove."
+
+This burst of generous resolution produced a flood of tears. She crept
+closer to him, and the throbs of her heart were heard in the silence
+which reigned among the graves. A rustling sound among the trees roused
+her; she lifted her head, and fixed her eyes on a part of the wood on
+the other side of the Kirtle. For a moment she watched some movements
+not noticed by her lover. They rose, and Adam stood aside to get a
+better view of the interruption. In an instant she clung to his bosom; a
+loud shot reverberated through the wood; Helen fell dead--the ball
+destined for Kirkpatrick having been received by the devoted maiden, who
+saw the hand uplifted that was to do the deed of blood. Neither scream
+nor audible sigh came from her; one spring when the ball entered the
+heart--and death!
+
+Kirkpatrick saw at once death and the cause of it, and in an instant he
+gave pursuit. Springing with a bound over the Kirtle, he seized Blacket
+House in the act of flight. The murderer turned, sword in hand, and a
+battle was fought in the wood, such as never was witnessed in the heat
+of the contest of armies. Had his opponent had twenty lives, the fury of
+Kirkpatrick would have been unsatiated by them all. His spirit was
+roused to that of a demon; a supernatural strength nerved his arm; he
+despised life and all its blessings; the world had in an instant lost
+for him any charms, but as the place where lived that one man whose
+blood was to glut his vengeance. His sword found the heart of Blacket
+House, and twenty wounds verified the ballad:--
+
+ "I lighted down my sword to draw--
+ I hacked him in pieces sma'--
+ I hacked him in pieces sma',
+ For her sake that died for me."
+
+He returned to the burying-ground. His Helen's body was as cold as that
+of those who lay beneath.
+
+ "O Helen fair beyond compare,
+ I'll mak a garland of thy hair,
+ Shall bind my heart for evermair
+ Until the day I dee."
+
+Such is the story of Helen Bell, a subject that has employed the pen of
+many a poet, and brought tears to the eyes of millions. We sometimes,
+according to our privilege, amuse our readers with pure unadulterated
+fiction. Would that our task had been such on this occasion!--for we
+prefer the sorrow which fancy, imitating truth, rouses in the heart, to
+the depressing power of "owre true a tale." We may add, that the Maid of
+Kirconnel is more frequently called Helen Irving than Helen Bell, in
+consequence of some doubt as to whether her mother was not really one of
+the Bells, and her father an Irving. After giving the matter all due
+consideration, and searching several authorities, we are satisfied that
+the truth is as we have related it. Our very ingenious friend, Professor
+Gillespie, in a section of the "Gleanings of the Covenant," says that
+the beautiful ballad, some of the lines of which we have quoted, was
+written on "Helen Palmer." We must have his authority.
+
+
+
+
+TOM DUNCAN'S YARN.
+
+
+William Duncan had lived nearly thirty years in the service of a landed
+proprietor in Dumfries-shire; where his honest, upright, trustworthy
+character had gained him the esteem and respect of his employer; and he
+was looked upon more in the light of a humble friend, than of a hired
+menial. Nearly five-and-twenty years had elapsed since his marriage to
+Janet, who had long before been his "neebor" servant. Their family
+consisted of two children, a son and daughter; the latter of whom had
+been, at the time our story commences, for some time married to a
+farm-servant, and was living in a cottage closely adjoining her
+father's. The son had been sent, when about seventeen years of age, with
+cattle to Annan, and had there made acquaintance with some seafaring
+men, whose stories of the wonders of other lands had excited his
+curiosity, and awakened an irrepressible longing to witness the strange
+sights he had heard of. It was in vain that his father and mother strove
+to divert his thoughts into another channel--"he _would_ be a sailor;"
+and they at last wisely consented to what they could not prevent. About
+two years after his departure, Willie's good old master died; having
+left his faithful servant a small annuity, sufficient to make his old
+age comfortable--for he was now almost superannuated. The old gentleman
+had died childless, leaving his estate to a distant relative; and his
+successor, knowing the estimation in which Willie had been held by his
+late master, allowed him to live rent-free in one of the cottages on the
+estate, and treated him, on all occasions, with great consideration and
+kindness. There was but one thing wanting to make the old couple happy:
+their simple appetites were easily satisfied; they had enough and to
+spare, without the toil of labour; but their son, their only son, was a
+wanderer, and years had passed since they had received any intelligence
+of him, and then they had only been informed that he had gone to some
+foreign station. "Oh, could we but see him ance mair afore we dee!" was
+often their exclamation.
+
+One stormy night in October, the old couple were startled by a loud rap
+at the door.
+
+"Preserve us!" said Janet, in great alarm, "what's that? Wha can that be
+chappin at the door on sic a nicht as this? Maybe it's some puir seekin
+body, wantin shelter frae the blast. Up, Willie, man, an' ask wha it
+is."
+
+"It's me, faither--it's Betty," replied the voice of the daughter, in
+answer to her father's queries; "let me in."
+
+"What's brocht ye oot, woman," said Willie, "in sic a clash o' rain as
+this?"
+
+"There's a puir sailor lad come to oor hoose," replied she, "an' he
+wants something to eat an' drink, an' we haena a bite o' cake left: hae
+ye ony to spare? An', what think ye, faither? he kens oor Tam weel, an'
+says he saw him no tha' lang syne."
+
+"Kens oor Tam!" said the old man; "what for did ye no bring him wi' ye?
+Gie's doon my plaid; I'll gang an' speak to him mysel."
+
+"Na, na, faither; ye maunna cross the door while it's pourin this gate.
+I'll fetch him when he's had his supper. I'd hae brocht him afore, but I
+thocht maybe he micht be makin ye believe oor Tam was comin hame, or
+some sic clavers, an' ye wad be wearyin to see him, an' maybe no see him
+after a'."
+
+"An' what for micht he no be comin hame?" said Willie. "It's time he
+war, I think, if he wishes to find the auld folk to the fore."
+
+"Well, but, faither, suppose he war to tell ye that he had seen oor Tam
+twa or three days syne, an' that ye micht expeck to see him hame sune?"
+
+"Mercy, lass! what's the matter wi' ye, wi' yer maybes an' yer supposes?
+What gars ye gang swaggerin up an' doon that gait, lookin as ye were
+demented? There's something pleasin ye by common. If 'twar Tam himsel,
+ye couldna be mair uplifted."
+
+"An' guid richt hae I to be uplifted, mither, if ye kent a'."
+
+"Eh, it's Tam himsel!" almost screamed the old woman; "where is he? Let
+me see my bairn."
+
+"Here's all that's left of him, mother," said a fine, stout-looking
+sailor; who, unable any longer to restrain his impatience, stumped in on
+a wooden leg just as Janet was speaking.
+
+"My bairn! my bairn!" sobbed the old woman, throwing her arms round him;
+"mony a lang day hae I prayed to see ye ance mair; an' noo that I hae
+ye, oh, do I see ye a puir cripple!"
+
+"Oh, that's nothing, mother; nothing but the fortune of war. If I'd lost
+my head instead of my leg, mother, I wouldn't have been here to tell my
+own story."
+
+"That's Gude's truth; an' great reason hae we to be thankfu it's nae
+waur. But, oh! it's a sair dispensation."
+
+"Ah, old boy! how are you?" said Tom, shaking his father heartily by the
+hand; "all alive and hearty--eh?"
+
+"Weel aneugh, weel aneugh, Tam; just choppin on; but richt glad am I to
+see ye again, my son. But, Tam, that wasna the gate ye wad hae spoken to
+yer auld faither afore ye gaed frae hame."
+
+"My manner of speaking may be changed, father," replied the young man,
+respectfully; "but there's no change in my heart--that's true-blue
+still; and it'll be long before I can clear off my reckoning with you
+for all your kindness to me. No, no, father, my _heart's_ in the right
+place still."
+
+"Weel, my man, I hope sae. Sit doon an' tell us a' that's happened ye
+sin' we last heard frae ye. But wait a wee. Janet, seek oot the best
+that's in the hoose for the puir fallow; an', whan he's had a guid
+supper, he'll be in better fettle for giein us his cracks."
+
+"Tak aff yer jacket, my bonny man," said his mother; "an' hing it up
+afore the fire, an' draw in till't yersel. Willie, I'm thinkin there's
+something in the bottle. I'll put on the kettle, an' we'll gie the lad
+something he'll be nane the waur o'."
+
+After the sailor had done his devoirs at the supper-table, the whole
+party drew round the fire, and the old man, lighting his "cutty," said--
+
+"Noo, Tam, tell us a' aboot what ye've been doin, an' hoo ye cam to lose
+yer leg."
+
+"It's a terrible long yarn, father, and I'm afeared ye'll be glad to
+sing out Avast! before I've spun it out; besides, you'll not understand
+my sea lingo."
+
+"Nae fear o' that," replied he; "ye ken I was ance a bit o' a sailor
+mysel. We could see the Solway frae the hoose I hired at when I was a
+callan."
+
+"But, eh, Tam, my man," said old Janet, "ye talk English as weel's the
+grand folk doon by."
+
+"Ay, ay, mother; leave me alone for that. My messmates used to say as
+how I ought to have been a Methodist preacher, seein I knowed so well
+how to tip them the dictionary."
+
+"Hear till him!" said the delighted mother, holding up her hands in
+admiration.
+
+"But, howsomdever, they haven't made me proud on't, you see, with all
+their blarney. But I must carry on, or my yarn'll reach from this to the
+end of next week. It's now six years since I got a berth on board one o'
+them Newcastle colliers, and a jolly time we had on't; for, though we'd
+lashing to do, and no want of wet jackets, there was always a full
+bread-bag, and swipes and grub at no allowance. They're the craft to
+teach a man his duty! Well, I'd been in that trade about a year, when I
+goes ashore one day with the mate at Wapping; and, while we were sitting
+comfortably swigging our grog, the landlord comes rushing in, and, says
+he, 'My lads, you must brush; there's the pressgang a-coming.' Hearing
+that, the mate and I bolted out of the door, and ran for it; but they
+twigged us, and gave chase. They nabbed the mate in less nor no time;
+but I cracked on a press o' sail, and was dropping them astern fast,
+when, as I was looking back at them over my shoulder, I ran stem on to
+an old fishwife. My eyes, what a crash! I sends her and her sprats
+a-swimming in the gutter, and I falls as flat as a flounder on the
+pavement, spouting out blood from my nose, like a whale. Well, to cut a
+long yarn short, we were taken on board the tender, and afterwards
+drafted into the Fire-eater frigate, which was stationed on the north
+coast of Ireland. I was very well off on board the frigate. 'Sharp' was
+the word, to be sure, and the cat often wagged her tail; but then, as
+long as a man was smart and willing, he'd never no 'casion to be
+afeared: there was never no favour nor affection there. Well, as I said
+afore, we were cruising off the coast of Ireland, when, one day, it came
+on to blow great guns from the westward. For three blessed days, there
+was the little Fire-eater tossing and tumbling, and kicking up her
+starn, and going through as many manoeuvres as a dancing-master, till
+at last we were driven so far west that we made the coast of Argyle;
+then 'bout ship we went, and stood away again to the eastward. Well, we
+carried on for a matter of four-and-twenty hours, with a little more
+northing in the wind, when we made land again, and hauled up two or
+three points to clear it. The weather was so thick ye might a'most have
+cut it with a knife, and there wasn't such a thing as a dirty face on
+board, the sea made a clean wash of everything, and it blowed--my eyes,
+how it did blow! Mayhap, you call this a gale, but you wouldn't have
+heard it beside that. It was bad enough to be on deck, but ten times
+worse below; a devil of a sea smashed in some of the ports, and the
+leeside of the main-deck was three feet deep in water. And then, while
+we were hard at work, stuffing up the holes where the water was pouring
+in, and pumping, there was an awful stramash on deck; for there was the
+land again, close aboard of us ahead. 'Wear ship!' was now the cry, and
+away went the little hooker again on the other tack, and bravely did she
+behave--a better sea-boat never swam; for, battered and knocked about as
+she was, she showed true pluck; no sooner was she knocked over by a sea,
+than she rose again like a duck, though she was forced to shake her
+feathers now and then. Well, at eight-bells in the first watch
+(midnight), we thought it was all up with us again, for there was the
+surf breaking on the rocks little more than half-a-mile on the
+lee-bow--and touch-and-go it was; but our tight little barky--though she
+was anything but tight by that time--though she lay over till she was
+half buried alive, looked boldly up in the wind, and shot past like a
+sea-bird. If there hadn't been such a devil of a noise, you might have
+heard a pin drop just then. There was not a man on deck who did not hold
+his breath, and gasp, when the danger was past, like one that's just
+escaped drowning.
+
+"'By the powers!' says I to Bill Jones, 'that was a close shave.'
+
+"'You may say that,' says he.
+
+"Just as he was a-speaking, the moon shone out, and there, not six
+hundred yards to leeward, were breakers again. The sea was running as
+high as our tops at the time; but beyond and above it we saw the
+breakers curling their white tops, foaming, and dashing, and roaring, as
+if they were raging to get at us, as you may have seen wild beasts
+tearing and leaping, and striving to break their chain to get out of the
+menagerie at their prey. Now, indeed, it seemed there was no chance of
+escape--there was no room to wear, and the ship was already half-buried
+under her canvas; our only hoped seemed to be in our ground tackle, and
+orders were given to clear away the anchors, and to have all ready for
+cutting away the masts. That was an awful moment; we thought it was all
+up with us, and there was many a pale cheek, and many a muttered prayer
+for mercy and deliverance; for the worst amongst us are glad to look
+aloft when death is staring us in the face below. Our captain was as
+brave a fellow, and as good a seaman, as ever stepped a plank. What his
+feelings may have been, it's impossible for the likes o' me to say; but
+I never seed him more cool in a calm than at that moment, when the
+bravest might have flinched, and no man could have cast it in his teeth.
+His voice never shook when he gave his orders, loud, clear, and
+distinct; and his gallant bearing cheered the down-hearted, and gave
+fresh pluck to the daring. He was a trump, that fellow! He ordered the
+foretopsail and foresail to be set. It seemed to be a rash and dangerous
+experiment, but it succeeded. Nothing venture, nothing win; we might
+have lost our masts, but we saved the ship. The little frigate lay over
+for a minute, as if she was never going to rise no more; all hands
+thought the masts must go, for everything aloft grinned again, and the
+rigging was as taut as bars of iron; but it held on, and the frigate
+righted again, and sprung ahead, as you have seen a hare make a fresh
+stretch from the hounds--and we were all saved. We shaved the reef so
+close, that I'm blessed if I couldn't a'most have chucked a biscuit on
+shore."
+
+"Mercy!" said the old woman; "what an escape!"
+
+"Ay, mother, we sailors have many a narrow squeak for it, that you
+long-shore folks never dream of; but you know, as the song says,
+'There's a sweet little cherub sits perched up aloft, to take care of
+the life of poor Jack;' and we're as safe, for the matter o' that, on
+the stormy sea, as you are on the terry firmy, as our doctor used to
+call the land."
+
+"Weel, but what was the upshot o' the business?" said Willie.
+
+"Why, ye see, though we had escaped so mirac'lously like, we were still
+too near a lee-shore to be quite comfortable; for we'd another headland
+to weather afore we could say we was clear o' danger. There was never an
+eye closed on board that night, and a long and weary night it was.
+Blessed if ever I seed a craft stand up under her canvas as our little
+barky did, carrying on at the rate of seven knots an hour, while the sea
+made a fair breach over her every now and then, and made her stagger
+from stem to starn. At last, 'old roarer,' as I've heard our doctor call
+the daybreak, made its appearance, and we saw the land we was afeared
+o', some distance astarn. After that, the gale began to moderate, and a
+fair wind soon took us under our anchorage."
+
+Here old Janet interrupted her son, with, "Weel, but Tam, ye haena tauld
+us yet hoo ye cam to lose yer leg."
+
+"Never hurry no man's cattle, mother," replied the sailor; "leave me to
+spin my own yarn my own way, and I'll come to the end on't at last; I
+told you you'd cry out Avast! afore I'd done."
+
+"Hoot, Janet," said Willie, "let the lad tak his ain gate. It just
+astonishes me to hear him rinnin the words oot sae glib, an' him sic a
+solid callant as he used to be."
+
+"Weel, weel, gang on, my man; I'll no meddle wi' ye ony mair."
+
+"Then here goes! Carry on again, says I," replied Tom. "The frigate I
+belonged to afterwards went on the Jamaica station, and cruised about,
+to protect the merchantmen from the pirates as infested them seas. Well,
+we were dodging about one night, under topgallantsails, off Cape St
+Antonio, with just wind enough to make the barky crawl through the
+water. It was my look-out on deck, and I sees something like a large
+bird, as it seemed to me, hovering about in a patch of clear sky; so I
+stared at it, and stared at it, but I couldn't make out what it could
+be, for it kept moving backwards and forwards, but always in the same
+part of the sky. So I calls the midshipman of the watch, and says to
+him--
+
+"'D'ye see that large bird a-flying about there, sir? It's the biggest I
+ever seed, and it keeps always about the same place; I can't make out
+what it can be after.' Well, he looks and wonders like myself, and then
+he goes to fetch the night-glass; and, after he'd squinted through it
+for a minute or two, he just mutters to himself, 'The devil!' and away
+he runs aft to the luftenant of the watch, and brings him a-running back
+with him.
+
+"'Whereabouts?' said the luftenant.
+
+"'There, sir; just under that cloud that's hiding the moon.'
+
+"'Ay, so it is!' said he; 'I see her spars plain enough; nothing but a
+royal loose--and there's her hull!' he continued, as the moon broke out,
+and showed us a long, low, rakish-looking square brig, lying as snug as
+a duck in the water, about two miles on our lee-bow. 'I don't like the
+look of her at all,' says the luff, and away he goes to make his report.
+She seemed to have twigged us at the same time, and didn't like the look
+of us neither; for, almost before the smoke had cleared away from our
+bows, after we had spoken to her with one of the forecastle guns, we
+could hear the pipe on board of her, the night was so still; and, in a
+crack, she was one cloud of canvas, from the truck to the lower boom.
+Blowed if ever I seed a man-of-war do the thing smarter. 'All hands make
+sail in chase!' was the cry on board of us, and, in a very short time,
+the water was talking Spanish under our bows. Every stitch of sail was
+packed on the ship: but the stranger stood right away before the light
+breeze, and crawled away from us fast, for that was our worst sailing
+point. We kept a-blazing away with our bow guns, to bring her to; but
+the more we fired, the more she wouldn't stop; and we might just as well
+have fired at the moon, for all the mischief we could do her. At
+daylight, she was hull down ahead; but the breeze freshened with the
+rising sun, and we began to fetch up our starnway, and, before noon, we
+began to drop our shot into her. She wasn't slow in answering at first
+from her stern guns, which were uncommon well sarved, and every now and
+then walked a ball through our sails, but luckily did not strike our
+masts. We were overhauling her in great style, peppering away as fast as
+we could, when all at once she began to yaw about, and, giving a broad
+sheer away to port, she shortened sail, and then came to the wind again
+on the starboard tack, with her maintopsail to the mast, and doused a
+red rag she had a-flying at the main. We gave over firing, and soon
+bowled up alongside of her, rolled up the small sail, hauled up the
+foresail, and backed the main-yard. Our captain hailed her in a devil of
+a rage, and was answered in some lingo I couldn't understand; but the
+fellow pointed to his boat, as had a plank knocked out of her side; and
+orders were given to man our boats, and send them on board, to take
+possession of her. Well, just as we were a-lowering the boats, and all
+hands pleased at the thoughts of a good prize, blowed if she didn't
+quietly steal her fore-yard forward a little, to gather way, and before
+you could say Jack Robinson, she was braced sharp up, with all her small
+kites set, and, as she stood across our bows, she pitched it into us in
+style. It was a blind look-out, sartinly, to let the sneaking scoundrel
+slip through our fingers that way; but there was no help for it now. The
+boats were secured again; and in a few minutes we were after her. As
+long as the breeze held strong and steady, we had rather the best on't;
+but it soon began to die away, and then we thought we would lose her for
+sartin, when a lucky shot crippled her gaff, which soon snapped like a
+carrot. Now that so much after-sail was off her, she couldn't keep her
+wind, and we neared her fast. 'Don't spare her, my lads!' shouted the
+captain; and we _did_ pour the grape and canister into her in fine
+style, till she was a regular wreck; but she showed pluck to the last,
+and kept blazing away at us as long as she was able. At last she got
+tired, and gave over firing, and struck her colours. The boats were well
+manned and armed, and were again sent to take possession of her; the
+frigate running almost alongside, and threatening to blow her out of the
+water, if she attempted any further resistance. When we were coming up
+under her quarter in the boats, we heard the sound of loud quarrelling
+on board, and when we got fairly on the quarterdeck, we found the
+captain of the pirate swearing like a trooper, and saying as how his
+crew had betrayed him, like cowardly dogs, as they were. He kept
+stamping up and down the deck like mad, looking as if he could eat the
+luftenant, when he took his sword from him. Ten or twelve
+desperate-looking rough'uns as ever I seed gathered round him, muttering
+that it was better to die on the quarterdeck like men, than hang like
+dogs at the yardarm, and all at once they snatched up some tommyhawks as
+was lying on the deck, and made a desperate rush upon us. We had an
+awful tussle for it; and, just as we were in the thick on't, hand to
+hand, up runs a young man from below, and sings out to us, 'Save
+me--save me!' As soon as the pirate captain seed him, he ran at him like
+a tiger, and, seizing him by the throat, shouted out, 'Dead men tell no
+tales!' and raised his tommyhawk to cleave him to the skull. Poor lad!
+he thought his signal for sailing was made, that it was all up with him.
+He muttered, 'Mercy! mercy!' But poor mercy would he have met with, if I
+hadn't run up just in time, and fetched the fellow a slash with my
+cutlass, which made him drop the tommyhawk like a hot potato. He left
+the lad, and turned round upon me, gnashing his teeth like nothing at
+all with very rage, and, before I had time to wink my eye, he snatches a
+loaded pistol out of my belt, and smashes my leg to shivers. Down I
+dropped; but before he could finish what he had begun so cleverly, a
+pistol flashed close to his head, and he staggered, and fell, never to
+rise no more. When I came to my senses again, I found myself in the
+sick-bay, on board my own ship. The surgeon was forced to cut off my leg
+to save my life; and when we arrived at Port Royal, I was sent ashore to
+the hospital, and afterwards got my discharge."
+
+"An' what o' the--what d'ye ca' them--rats?" said old Janet.
+
+"Oh, they were taken into Port Royal, and tried for piracy; there was
+lots of evidence against them, the bloodthirsty rascals, and they were
+all hanged, except three or four. And so there's an end of my yarn,
+father; and a precious long one, I daresay, you think it is; and here am
+I come home a poor useless cripple, to moor myself for life, if so be
+you'll let me come to an anchor under your lee."
+
+"Ay, my boy," replied the old man, clapping him kindly on the shoulder,
+"as long's there's a plack to the fore in the purse, or a gowpenfu' o'
+meal in the kist, ye'se aye be welcome to a share."
+
+"True-blue for ever!" shouted Tom; "but, father, it's not come to that
+yet; I'm not going to anchor without paying the harbour dues. Here,"
+continued he, tossing a well-filled purse to the old man; "I haven't
+been so long afloat for nothing; there's a good whack of prize-money
+there, and I'll come in for a pension by and by, if I've luck."
+
+"Keep it yersel, Tam," replied Willie; "I'm no gaun to touch a bawbee
+o't. Gude be thankit! I hae aneugh an' to spare."
+
+Finding his father firm in his refusal, Tom at last said--
+
+"Well, well, keep it for me, if you won't keep it for yourself. It won't
+keep company with me long; for, somehow, whenever I cast off the
+standing part of a guinea, it devilish soon unreeves itself in quarter
+less no time. Stow it away in your own lockers, and serve it out to me
+now and then, when I wants baccy."
+
+As this seemed a very rational kind of arrangement, the old man
+consented to become his son's banker.
+
+"And now that I've run all my line off the reel, father, you must give
+me a spell, and let's hear all that's been put down in your log since I
+left you."
+
+"Oh, it's no muckle I hae to tell, Tam," replied he; "ae day has been as
+like the ane that gaed afore't, as ae pear to anither; I was born here,
+and here I'll maist likely dee."
+
+"But what's become o' bonny Jean Cameron, father? I remember well how
+fond I was of her, when I was a boy at school; I've oft thought on her,
+when we've been keeping up Saturday night, at sea. Many's the _tot_ I've
+emptied to her health."
+
+"She's still to the fore, Tam, and 'maist as bonny as ever; she was
+married four years syne, but she's a widow noo." He then went on to tell
+his son the other changes that had taken place since his departure, the
+principal of which was the death of his late master and kind friend,
+Murray of Greenha'. "He was a guid freend to me," said Willie, drawing
+the back of his hand over his eyes; "but he's gane noo. I've nae cause
+to compleen o' my present maister, for a kinder couldna be; but he'll
+never be to me like him that's gane."
+
+James Hamilton, old Willie Duncan's present master, had made a large
+fortune in the West India trade, and was proprietor of a valuable estate
+in Jamaica. For a series of years, so rapidly had he amassed wealth,
+that he seemed to be a peculiar favourite of Fortune; but Fortune has
+ever been a capricious dame, and those who are apparently highest in her
+good graces, are often made to feel how uncertain is the tenure by which
+they hold them. She seems, like some of the savages of the western
+world, to pamper her victims with the good things of this life, only to
+make them feel more keenly the reverses she is preparing for them. James
+Hamilton was one of those men, unfortunately too rare, who do not allow
+themselves to be dazzled by the flattering appearances of present
+prosperity, but who, aware of the changeable and fleeting nature of all
+earthly possessions, hold on the even tenor of their course, with minds
+prepared for every vicissitude. He always acted upon high and pure
+principle, and never, in the height of prosperity, forgot that the same
+Supreme Benefactor, who in his bounty had blessed him with abundance,
+might, in his wisdom, think fit to try him with adversity. He was a
+kind-hearted and liberal man, but withal cool, quiet, and methodical in
+his manners and actions. Heedless of the opinion of the world, he acted
+up to the dictates of his own conscientious feelings of right and wrong;
+and his strict notions of evenhanded justice often led him to enter into
+engagements, and to perform actions, which, though perfectly just and
+rigidly honest, bore, in the eyes of a misjudging world, the impress of
+calculating selfishness and niggardly illiberality. But,
+notwithstanding, there was such straightforward honesty, such
+child-like, confiding simplicity, and such pure and unpretending
+Christianity, evident in his character, that it was impossible for those
+who knew him well not to esteem and love him. His principal failing was
+one which "leaned to virtue's side." Upright, and honourable, and
+candid, he thought all others like himself, and was often the dupe of
+designing and crafty men; who, with more worldly wisdom, were far his
+inferiors in judgment, and sound, practical sense; but who practised
+upon his confiding nature by the semblance of qualities which they did
+not possess. He had long been blessed with the companionship of an
+amiable and excellent wife; and, when she was snatched from him by a
+sudden and virulent disorder, he could ill have borne his bereavement,
+had he not been supported by the conviction that she was only removed to
+a purer and happier state of existence; and he bowed with submission to
+the decrees of that Being who "doeth all things wisely." His only son,
+John, who had been an object of most tender solicitude to both his
+parents, had been educated with the greatest care; and, though
+apparently born the heir to great wealth, had undergone a regular
+probation in a mercantile house in the city, of which he hoped soon to
+become a partner. Many of the elder Hamilton's friends had expressed
+their surprise at his choice of a profession for his son, and wondered
+that, rolling in wealth, as he was supposed to be, he should condemn his
+heir to the drudgery of a counting-house: but events proved that he had
+acted wisely and well. The sudden and totally unexpected failure of a
+large West India house with which he was connected, and to support which
+he had advanced considerable sums, gave the first shock to his credit;
+and, as is often the case, reverse followed reverse afterwards, until
+utter ruin seemed to be inevitable. Undazzled by prosperity, Hamilton
+proved himself to be equally unshaken by adversity. His character as a
+mercantile man stood so high for unimpeachable integrity and
+indefatigable industry, that he might have made head for some years
+longer against the stream of adverse circumstances, and might, perhaps,
+eventually have overcome them; but the plain path of duty was the one he
+had followed through life, and he did not desert it now. He immediately
+wound up his affairs, and, having settled with his creditors to the
+uttermost farthing, he found himself almost destitute, with the
+exception of his personal property, and the West India estate; which,
+however, had for some years barely paid its own expenses. It was now
+that Hamilton had reason to rejoice that his beloved son had, by his
+wise foresight, been rendered independent of circumstances, and had been
+bred up in habits which would enable him soon to acquire a comfortable
+establishment for himself. He immediately sold his house and furniture,
+and retired to a humble lodging in the city, where, with patient and
+laudable energy, he exerted himself to recover the ground he had lost.
+Sudden and unexpected as his reverses had been, he never murmured at the
+hardship of his lot, convinced that all the dispensations of Providence
+are wisely and mercifully ordered, and happy in the consciousness that
+he had nothing to reproach himself with, as far as concerned his dealing
+with his fellow-men. About this time, his son John was sent out to
+Jamaica, on some mercantile speculation, by the house with which he was
+connected, and obtained permission to remain some time on the island, to
+inquire into the management of his father's plantation; and, if
+necessary and possible, to effect its sale. He was about twenty-four
+years of age; tall, and handsome in his appearance, and a youth of
+excellent dispositions and steady principles. By his persevering and
+conscientious attention to his duties, he had gained the confidence and
+esteem of his employers, and had acquired the character of an active and
+clever man of business. He had long been a secret admirer of Ellen
+Winterton, the orphan child of an officer in the army, and who was
+living under the guardianship of the head of his firm. Accustomed,
+however, always to keep his feelings under control, and to regulate his
+desires by the rules of honour and of prudence, young Hamilton did not
+think himself justified in making his proposals in form, until fortune
+should have enabled him to do so as an independent man. The change in
+his father's circumstances, while it called for fresh exertions on his
+part, seemed to separate him still more widely from the object of his
+wishes; but he bore his prolonged probation with cheerfulness, and his
+grief at parting with Ellen was almost neutralised by the animating
+prospect of serving his beloved father. After an absence of some months,
+during which he had written home several times, a letter was received
+from him, announcing his having left Kingston harbour, in the
+fast-sailing, well-armed merchant-ship, the Delight, and expressing his
+hope soon to join his father again. Fortune, in the meanwhile, had
+smiled again upon the elder Hamilton, in a way he little expected. He
+was surprised one evening by the receipt of a note from a gentleman,
+whose signature was unknown to him, and who requested a personal
+interview with him next morning, at a neighbouring coffee-house. Thither
+he repaired accordingly, wondering what could be the nature of the
+communication the stranger wished to make to him.
+
+"Mr Hamilton, I believe?" said a gentleman, dressed in deep mourning, to
+whom the waiter pointed him out, as he entered the room. "I know you
+well by name and character, Mr Hamilton, though I have not the happiness
+of your personal acquaintance, and I am happy to be the bearer of
+pleasing intelligence to you. I am one of the executors of Mr Murray of
+Greenha', who died childless, and, in consequence of the demise of his
+near relations, has made you his heir; and I have to congratulate you
+upon your accession to a valuable landed property and a handsome
+fortune."
+
+Mr Hamilton was not a little surprised at this announcement. Murray of
+Greenha' was a distant relation of his late father; but the families had
+had no communication for several years, and he had almost forgotten that
+such a person was in existence. This unexpected revolution, by which he
+was again restored from poverty to wealth and comfort, excited his
+warmest feelings of gratitude and thankfulness towards that Being in
+whom he had always trusted with unwavering confidence. He immediately
+set off to the north, to visit his newly-acquired property, and to carry
+into effect the provisions of his benefactor's will. Among other duties
+devolved upon him, was that of providing for our friend Willie Duncan,
+whose upright, manly character, and grateful attachment to his late
+master, gave him strong claims upon the good-will and respect of his
+successor. He had been some time in the north when he heard of his son's
+having left Jamaica; but months instead of weeks had elapsed, and still
+no further accounts had been received of him, and he began to be
+seriously alarmed on his account. His agent in town, in reply to his
+anxious inquiries, informed him that the Delight was known to have left
+Kingston harbour at the time specified, but that she had not since been
+heard of; and, as she was so very much beyond her expected time, and
+several ships had arrived in England, which had only just reached the
+harbour when she left it, there was now little doubt of her loss. This
+was sad news to the elder Hamilton, and it required the exercise of all
+his Christian fortitude to enable him to bear up under the heavy
+dispensation. He had gained unexpected wealth; but he for whom he prized
+it had been snatched from him. One afternoon, shortly after the return
+of the sailor, Tom Duncan, Mr Hamilton was sauntering, in a melancholy
+mood, along the high road near Greenha', and was scarcely aroused from
+his abstraction by the rattling of a post-chariot, which was almost upon
+him before he was aware of its approach.--"Stop!--stop!" said a voice
+from the inside. The door was dashed open, and in a moment the
+bewildered father was in the arms of his long-lost son. It was some time
+before either of them could speak. At last, the father sobbed out--
+
+"My dear, dear son! I thought you were torn from me for ever! Heaven be
+praised for all its mercies! I shall now die happy. But how have I been
+so cruelly deceived? They told me you were lost, and my heart was almost
+broken. But come, come away to the house, and, after you have refreshed
+yourself, you can gratify my curiosity." On entering the house, John
+congratulated his father most affectionately on the change that had
+taken place in his affairs. "I am glad of it on your account, John; for
+myself, I care not. I was as happy with my crust and cheese, and with my
+consciousness that I was doing my duty, as I am now--rich beyond my
+fondest hopes. Yes, John, I thank Heaven, for myself, that I am blessed
+with a contented spirit; and, for _you_, that, when I die, you will be
+amply provided for." As soon as John had done ample justice to the
+substantial lunch placed before him, his father said to him, "If you are
+not much fatigued, we will take a stroll, and, while I am showing you
+the lions, you can be telling me your adventures."
+
+"With all my heart," replied he.
+
+"When we left Kingston harbour in the Delight, we were all in high glee,
+in the anticipation of a speedy and pleasant voyage. Our ship was one of
+the fastest of her class, well armed, and manned with an active and
+spirited crew; so that, to all human appearance, we had little to dread,
+either from man or the elements. We had scarcely lost sight of the land,
+when the wind died away to a dead calm, and the sea became as smooth and
+clear as a mirror, glancing back the reflection of a bright and
+cloudless moon. The sails flapped heavily against the masts, as the ship
+rolled helpless and unmanageable in the long swell, and the water
+dripped from her channels, as she rose again, after dipping them deep
+into the sea. All at once a small, dark cloud appeared on the larboard
+beam.
+
+"'Oh, it's nothing,' said the mate.
+
+"Not so thought the captain, who fortunately came upon deck at the time.
+
+"'All hands shorten sail!' shouted he. 'Bear a hand! Up foresail!--in
+royals and topgallantsails! Brace the yards round to port! Stand by
+topsail--haulyards and sheets!'
+
+"These orders were barely carried into effect, when a sudden and
+tremendous squall struck the ship. The small sails were clued up, and
+the topsailyards on the caps; but the gallant little bark staggered
+under the shock, lay over till her gunwale almost touched the water,
+struggled for a moment, and then rose again. The squall had overtaken
+them with lightning-like rapidity, and was gone again almost as quickly.
+A few moments before, and a neater and snugger ship never swam the
+water--now, she was almost a wreck aloft. The foretopmast was hanging
+over the side, the jib-boom gone, the maintop-gallant-mast snapped short
+above the step, and the maintopsail in tatters. All this desolation had
+been the work of a moment; the demon of the storm had passed, and all
+was again calm.
+
+"'Thank Heaven it's no worse!' said the captain. 'Two minutes sooner,
+and we should all have been lost! Better lose a few sticks than the ship
+herself. But this will be a warning to you, Mr Rogers,' said he to the
+mate, 'not to be foolhardy for the future.'
+
+"All hands were immediately set to work to clear away the wreck of the
+spars, and were busily employed all night. It was late in the forenoon
+before the wreck of the foretopmast was launched clear of the ship, and
+a new maintopsail bent. During this interval, a light breeze had sprung
+up, and a strange sail hove in sight to windward. The captain mounted
+the rigging, and got his glass to bear upon her, and, after a long and
+anxious look, paced the quarterdeck with hurried and irregular steps,
+glancing uneasily aloft, and hailing the men to bear a hand with their
+mast-ropes.
+
+"'Rogers,' said he to the mate, at the same time handing him the glass,
+'take a look at that craft, and tell me what you think of her.'
+
+"The mate looked long and carefully at her, and, returning the glass to
+his superior, looked doubtingly and inquiringly in his face, and shook
+his head--
+
+"'I don't like the look of her at all, sir.'
+
+"'Nor I, Rogers; however, we'll say nothing about her just now. If the
+air continues so light, it will take her some time to reach us, and we
+must make good use of the opportunity. Hurry the men with the topmast.
+Heaven send us a cloudy night! As soon as it is dark, we'll alter our
+course.'
+
+"By dint of hard work, and a suspicion among the crew that the stranger
+was an unpleasant neighbour, we were all ataunto, as the sailors call
+it, before midnight, and were standing away before the light breeze. At
+daylight, the captain's glass swept the horizon, and soon rested upon
+the object of his search. A long and steady gaze seemed to confirm both
+him and the mate in their first suspicion. The vessel, now considerably
+nearer us, had been evidently watching our motions, and was as evidently
+in pursuit of us. She was a long, low, rakish-looking brig, creeping
+along before the faint breeze, and aiding its efforts with her sweeps.
+
+"'It's the Dare-Devil, sir!' said the mate, his cheek paling as he
+spoke; 'I know her now by the black fiddlehead, and her mast-heads
+black. A bloodier pirate never swam. The Lord have mercy upon us, for
+_he_ won't!'
+
+"'Call the hands aft!' said the captain.
+
+"The men assembled on the quarterdeck in stern silence. They seemed to
+anticipate what was to follow; but it was evident theirs was not the
+quietness of fear, but of determination.
+
+"'My lads,' said the captain, 'that stranger, we have every reason to
+believe, is a pirate. If there had been anything of a breeze, we might
+have escaped; but now, our only chance is to show her what mettle we're
+made of. You will have to fight for your lives; for so soon as they set
+foot on this deck, they will murder every soul on board. What say you,
+my lads? Will you die like dogs, or fighting like brave men?'
+
+"A simultaneous cheer from the crew was the only reply, and they were
+immediately dismissed to prepare for the impending conflict.
+
+"'Ah, there she shows her teeth at last,' said the captain, as a puff of
+smoke burst from the brig, followed by the flash and report of a gun,
+the ball from which struck the water some distance from us.
+
+"'It is of no use our attempting to escape, Rogers!' said the captain;
+'he is gaining upon us fast. We will not fire a gun till he is close
+aboard of us, and till every shot will tell.'
+
+"The guns were all loaded with grape, the fire-arms placed in readiness
+on deck, and the men ordered to lie down at their quarters, and not to
+fire a shot till the order was given. Meantime, the pirate rapidly
+approached, and her shot began to tell upon our rigging and sails. The
+Delight kept steadily on her course; but her yards, which had been
+nearly square, were drawn quietly forward, one by one, to port. The
+pirate was sweeping up at some little distance on our quarter, and had
+hailed us to heave to directly, or she would sink us. 'Now, my lads,'
+said our captain, 'be cool and steady. I'm going to cross his hawse: as
+soon as the guns bear upon him, blaze away.'
+
+"The helm was put a-starboard, and, as we crossed the bows, we poured
+our grape into him. The fire was not such a _raking_ one as we expected;
+for he was too quick for us, and sheered to port almost as soon as
+ourselves; but it was evident that we had almost sickened him, for he
+widened his distance, and before night was almost hull-down to windward
+of us.
+
+"'I hope we have got rid of our troublesome customer, sir,' said Rogers
+to the captain.
+
+"'Don't halloo till you're through the wood,' replied he; 'we haven't
+done with him yet, I'm afraid. I'm much mistaken if he is not trying to
+play a game at humbug with us; as soon as it is dark, he will edge down
+upon us, and endeavour to take us by surprise. We will keep the men at
+quarters all night, and haul close to the wind, on the starboard tack,
+when darkness comes on.'
+
+"At nightfall strict orders were given that all the lights should be put
+out, except that in the binnacle; and the ship's course was altered. We
+were in great hopes that by these means we should elude the pursuit of
+the pirate; for, though the breeze was still light, the night was dark
+and cloudy, and the mate, after sweeping the horizon with his
+night-glass, said, in a joyous tone, to the captain--
+
+"'I think we have outwitted him, sir; I see no signs of him now.'
+
+"'Let _me_ look,' said the captain. 'Holloa! What is that dark body to
+the northward? That infernal brig, I'll be bound. How could he have seen
+us?'
+
+"As he spoke, his eye glanced aloft, and there, to his great surprise,
+was a light shining at the mizentop-gallantmasthead!
+
+"'What light is that?' shouted he; 'who has dared to disobey the orders?
+Jump up there, one of you boys, and douse it. Rogers, there's a traitor
+on board.'
+
+"'Then Jose is the man, sir!'
+
+"The Delight had lost a few hands in harbour, by fever; and, a few days
+before she sailed, a Portuguese seaman had been shipped to supply the
+place of one of them. He was an active, able-bodied fellow, and produced
+excellent certificates from former ships; but there was something
+extremely forbidding and repulsive in his countenance, and the mate was
+very unwilling to obey Captain Forbes's order to receive him on board.
+He was a man of few words; but his eyes were constantly wandering, with
+a furtive glance, round the ship; and, when he did speak, it was
+generally to express his fear of pirates, and to inquire into the means
+of defence of the Delight. On the evening before the ship sailed, he
+went on shore as one of the boat's crew, but did not make his appearance
+again till next morning. For this breach of duty he made some plausible
+excuse, which was unfortunately accepted. It was afterwards proved that
+he was one of the crew of the pirate, and had been employed to gain all
+the information in his power, as to our guns, time of sailing, &c., and
+to make private signals, if necessary.
+
+"The brig kept hovering about till daylight, and then bore down upon us,
+and, when within range, fired a shot across our bows, to make us heave
+to. To this salutation no answer was returned, but we stood steadily on,
+as before, reserving our fire for closer quarters. Shot after shot was
+dropped into us, but still not a hand was moved on board. At last the
+pirate came within hail, and swore with the most horrid oaths that he
+would sink us, if we did not immediately heave to.
+
+"'Now, my lads, stand by!' The men were on their feet in a moment.
+'Starboard a little! Fire!' Again our grape rattled into her, and we
+could judge, by the bustle on her decks, and by the loud cries and
+execrations that reached our ears, that our fire had been a destructive
+one. Two of our men were killed by his discharge, and our boat amidships
+smashed to pieces; but he again sheered off, and, shaking his sails in
+the wind, dropped slowly astern. Again our hopes revived, but only to be
+miserably disappointed. When he was beyond the range of our short
+carronades, he kept dropping shot after shot into us, with deadly
+precision from his long gun.
+
+"'Rogers,' said the captain, 'if this game lasts long, it is all up with
+us; unless the breeze freshens, we shall all be murdered like so many
+sheep.'
+
+"In vain did we endeavour to come to closer quarters with him; as we
+shortened sail, so did he. Our guns were useless,
+while--crash--crash--crash--followed each remorseless shot from his long
+twelve. The breeze, instead of freshening, gradually died away to a
+calm, and we lay entirely at his mercy, for he kept sweeping round us,
+and, unhurt himself, inflicted deadly injuries upon us. At last, we lay
+a complete wreck upon the water; our gallant captain was killed, and
+fifteen of the men either dead or desperately wounded, and the gallant,
+but exhausted remnant of the crew were persuaded by the mate to consent
+to surrender. Our colours were accordingly hauled down; yet the pirate
+for some time paid no attention to this mark of submission on our part,
+but seemed determined to gratify his thirst for slaughter, by putting
+his threat of sinking us into execution. At last he ceased firing, and,
+sweeping up on our quarter, hailed to order the captain of the Delight
+on board.
+
+"'Our captain is killed, and we have not a boat left that can swim.'
+
+"'Oh, then, if you can't come to me, I must go and fetch you!' A boat,
+well manned, soon pushed off from the pirates, and in a few minutes
+dashed alongside of us. The first man who boarded us was the captain, as
+ferocious-looking a monster as I ever beheld; and his followers, who
+swarmed up the side after him, were, in appearance, worthy of their
+leader. They rushed on board with cries of exultation and rage,
+brandishing their cutlasses, and shouting, 'Down with them!' 'Cut them
+down, and make an end of them at once!' And they were proceeding to put
+their threats into execution, when they were checked in a moment by the
+loud and commanding tones of the captain. 'Stand back, all of you! I'll
+shoot the first man that lays a hand upon them! No, no, my lads; it
+would be letting the rascals off too cheap to kill them at once; we'll
+despatch them in pairs at a time; there are twelve of them, so we shall
+have six days' sport instead of one.' This proposal was received with
+shouts of savage joy by the crew. 'We'll keep these two till the last,'
+continued he, pointing to the mate and myself, 'that they may have the
+pleasure of seeing all their comrades walk the plank before them. But,
+come my lads, be smart; we have no time to lose; put all these fellows
+on board our little hooker; and then we'll see what's to be done below.'
+We were all immediately forced into the boat, and rowed on board the
+brig, where some of us were put in irons, and others lashed to ringbolts
+on the deck. The boat then returned, and the work of plunder commenced;
+and for some hours the pirate crew were busily employed in transferring
+to the brig all the valuables they could lay their hands upon on board
+the Delight. When they had taken everything available, they scuttled the
+ship, and left her, and obliged us, with many taunts and blows, to watch
+for the catastrophe. It was a heartrending sight to us all to see our
+gallant little ship gradually settling in the water, rolling deep and
+uneasily, till at last, after a heavy lurch, she dipped her bulwarks low
+into the water, and, struggling in vain to recover herself, sank to rise
+no more. A groan of horror burst from us all; we felt as if our last
+connecting link with humanity was broken; we were left powerless in the
+hands of monsters in human form, but with the spirit of demons. Alas!
+our fears were but too well verified: that very evening two of our poor
+shipmates, after having been tormented in the most savage manner, were
+blindfolded, and compelled to walk out upon a plank launched from the
+gangway, from the end of which they fell into the sea, shrieking with
+horror as they fell. As their bodies plunged heavily into the smooth
+water, the captain turned to us with a savage sneer, and said--
+
+"'They were too well fed by half; when it comes to your turn, you won't
+make such a disturbance amongst the fishes.'
+
+"But why need I dwell longer upon these horrors? For five succeeding
+days, the same murderous scene was enacted; we were fed on bread and
+water, and tormented in every way that cruelty could suggest, and then
+had the horror of witnessing the death of our companions, and of
+anticipating the same cruel fate for ourselves. At last the mate and I
+were the only survivors, and we were brought to the gangway, to mount
+the same fatal plank which had been the instrument of death to our
+unfortunate shipmates. Our eyes were blindfolded, and, weak and
+exhausted as we were, we looked forward to death as an easy and happy
+release from our miseries. We bade each other farewell.
+
+"'Our murderers allow us one blessing, Rogers,' said I--'to die
+together.'
+
+"That remark saved my life.
+
+"'A blessing is it?' exclaimed the captain; 'then it's one that I'll be
+hanged if you enjoy. You shall go to the devil by yourself. Take the
+handkerchief off that sentimental gentleman's eyes, and let him see his
+dear friend take a leap in the dark. He can moralise about it till
+to-morrow evening.'
+
+"Poor Rogers! I did indeed feel deserted, when the sullen plunge
+announced that the sea had closed over its prey! To this refinement in
+cruelty on the part of the pirate, however, I eventually owed my
+deliverance. Slowly and painfully did the first hours of that night pass
+over my head. My thoughts constantly recurred to the horrors I had
+witnessed, and to the dreadful doom that awaited me on the morrow. The
+tears filled my eyes as I prayed for forgiveness of my past sins, and
+for strength to support me through the coming trial. The brig was
+tumbling about on the almost calm sea, with all sails furled, except the
+topgallantsail, which by some chance had broken adrift, and the crew,
+not excepting the look-out man, were all asleep, when all at once the
+report of a gun came booming over the water. The sound acted like magic
+upon the slumbering crew--they were on the alert in a moment--the sails
+were set with wonderful quickness--the sweeps were manned, and the
+little schooner rippling through the water. Next morning we had
+distanced the stranger considerably, and the pirate was in great hopes
+of escaping; but the breeze freshened, and before noon the frigate, for
+such she proved to be, had gained so much upon us, that her shot began
+to tell upon us. I was now hurried below, and a sentry was placed over
+me; the captain ordering him to blow my brains out if I attempted to
+escape, and adding, 'I'll settle his account by and by.' It was with
+impatience almost amounting to agony that I listened to the strange
+medley of sounds which reached my ear--the creaking of the sweeps, the
+curses and shouts of our crew cheering each other at their work, the
+loud report of our guns, and the more faint and distant sound of those
+of the frigate; and I prayed for deliverance--prayed that some lucky
+ball might find its way into the cabin, and put an end to my suspense
+and to my miseries at once. At last the sound of the sweeps ceased. I
+heard the rattling of blocks and the sound of running feet. I felt, by
+the motion of the vessel, that some alteration was made in her course,
+and then--I burst into tears--I heard a voice hailing the brig! I felt
+that the hour of my deliverance was at hand, and I breathed a prayer of
+silent thankfulness to Heaven. Again there was a movement on deck, the
+brig laid over to the breeze, and a loud shout burst from her crew, as
+they discharged the guns. Merciful powers! she had escaped; and my
+spirit sank within me. But the avenger of blood was behind us, and his
+voice spoke in the thunder of his guns. I heard a crash upon deck, then
+the noise of something coming down from aloft, followed by the muttered
+curses of my sentry, as he exclaimed, 'The gaff is gone!' The report of
+the frigate's guns now became louder and louder, and the little brig
+absolutely staggered, when the grape-shot rattled against her sides. Her
+crew, however, seemed to be fighting with the desperation of madmen, for
+they maintained a warm fire. At last all was silent on board; the firing
+ceased, and not even a voice could be heard. Presently I heard the dash
+of oars; then the grating of a boat against the vessel's side; then loud
+and angry voices, and afterwards all the sounds of a desperate conflict.
+I looked up the companion--my sentinel had deserted his post, to join in
+the fray. I saw the boat's crew of the frigate engaged in a deadly
+struggle with the pirates. I rushed over to them, and had just joined
+them, calling for help, when the pirate captain seized me by the
+shoulder, and raised his tomahawk to cleave me to the deck. Weak as I
+was, I must have fallen a victim to his fury, had not a gallant sailor
+rushed between us, and inflicted a severe wound upon his upraised arm. I
+saw my brave deliverer fall immediately afterwards by a pistol-shot; but
+he was well avenged; for the next moment the pirate fell lifeless on his
+body. I saw no more. I was carried, in a state of insensibility, on
+board the frigate, and it was long before I recovered from the effects
+of my severe discipline on board the pirate. As soon as I was
+sufficiently recovered, I wished to hasten homewards immediately; but I
+was obliged to remain, to give evidence against the crew of the
+piratical brig, all of whom, with the exception of three or four,
+suffered the extreme penalties of the law. And now, my dear father, my
+tale is at an end, and grateful am I to the merciful Providence which
+has restored me to your arms."
+
+"My dear, dear son!--doubly endeared to me by the dangers you have
+undergone on my account--I am thankful that my altered fortunes now
+enable me to gratify what I know to be the dearest wish of your heart.
+Go to her, John--go to Miss Winterton--she is worthy of you: no longer
+restrained by the clog of poverty, you may freely indulge the feelings
+of your heart."
+
+As the father and son were walking along the road, they saw two men
+approaching them at some distance.
+
+"Whom have we here?" said John Hamilton.
+
+"One of them is old Willie Duncan, a cottar of mine; and who the lame
+man is that is with him I know not. By the by, I heard that his son was
+returned from sea; perhaps that's the man."
+
+Willie Duncan respectfully saluted his master, when he approached, and
+said--
+
+"I was just bringing my son to----"
+
+"Good heavens!" exclaimed John Hamilton, gazing earnestly at the
+disabled man; "it cannot be--yes, it is--my brave deliverer! My gallant
+fellow," continued he, shaking him heartily by the hand, "how rejoiced I
+am to see you, and to have an opportunity to prove my gratitude to you!
+I heard you were dead--how did you escape?"
+
+"Why, blow me, your honour, if you didn't take me quite aback. I
+couldn't make you out at first--you're twice the man you were when I
+see'd you on the pirate's deck; and I'd never no thoughts of falling in
+with you so near home. I'm right glad, however, to see your honour once
+more."
+
+"Duncan," said Hamilton, senior, with a trembling voice, "I owe you a
+debt I can never repay. You lost your limb in saving the life of my
+son--it shall be my endeavour to make the loss to you as light as
+possible."
+
+"And is the gentleman the son of my father's good master? Then a fig for
+the leg!--it couldn't have been lost in a better cause. And, as for
+gratitude, sir, you owe me none; his honour, here, would have done the
+same for me, if the case had been reversed, like--if he'd been the
+sailor, and I'd been the gemman."
+
+"Well, well, my good fellow--no doubt--we won't argue on that point;
+only tell me how I can serve you, and I will do so, to the best of my
+ability."
+
+"Why, your honour, I wants for nothing just now. I've got a lot of
+prize-money, and my father's snug roadstead to anchor in; but, if your
+honour likes to give me a few ounces of baccy, I won't say but what I'll
+be obligated to you."
+
+"A modest request, certainly," said Mr Hamilton, laughing; "but we must
+give you something better than tobacco, and as much of that as you like
+into the bargain. Come, William, as your son won't speak, you must do so
+for him. Tell me how I can best serve him."
+
+A whispering consultation here took place between father and son, which
+was put a stop to by the latter addressing Mr Hamilton in a sheepish,
+confused manner, twirling his hat in his hands at the same time, and
+feeling the rim all around, as if to ascertain that it was all there.
+
+"Why, your honour, as your honour's so kind----Blow'd if I can speak
+about it, father! You see, your honour, I'm a first-rate hand at a yarn
+on a Saturday night; but, somehow, my jawing-tacks gets all bedevilled
+when I begins to speak about _she_."
+
+"And who's she?" said Mr Hamilton, laughing--"some old sweetheart that
+has been waiting for you?"
+
+"Why, it's bonny Jean Cameron that was when I went away. She's a widow
+now, your honour, and, as I wants to be spliced, and she's no objection,
+why, if it's not making too bold, if your honour would let us have one
+of your empty cottages, we'd join company at once, and sail together for
+the rest of our cruise."
+
+We need hardly say that the sailor's request was cheerfully granted; and
+in a few weeks he and his wife were happily settled in a neat cottage,
+comfortably and substantially furnished by Mr Hamilton, who likewise
+settled upon him an annuity, sufficient to keep him from want, but not
+so large as to encourage habits of idleness or dissapation. John
+Hamilton was equally successful in his suit; and his union with Ellen
+Winterton proved that those who have been tried by adversity are best
+qualified to enjoy prosperity.
+
+
+
+
+THE PROFESSOR'S TALES.
+
+THE THREE BRETHREN.
+
+ "Together such as brethren are,
+ In unity to dwell."
+
+
+The unity of the three brethren about whom I am going to speak is
+complete: some are united in heart and soul, but these are united in
+body and frame: closer than the Siamese twins did their union abide,
+till, in an evil hour, the winds smote them, and they were no
+more--"_Sed stat nominis umbra._" They have left behind them a name and
+a record which will not soon perish. They might have said--had speaking
+been at all their forte--with Horace, "_Non omnis moriar."_ They shall
+live in the recollection of the present, and in the records of future
+times--at least it will not be from want of will, if the pages of the
+"Tales of the Borders" do not transmit their memorial to late posterity.
+The three brethren! you exclaim, quite naturally enough. What! were they
+brothers by blood or by marriage--brothers in profession--or, like
+Simeon and Levi, in iniquity? We should like to see the mist cleared
+away, and the subject made tangible. Well, listen!
+
+The three brethren were three trees, or rather divisions of one tree--as
+like each other as one pea is to another--which once stood in the middle
+of the high road from Glasgow to Dumfries, upon the banks of the Nith.
+People had it that their similarity was so great that it reached the
+details of their branches, and even leaves, and that they were in
+every--even in the minutest--respect copies or fac-similes of each
+other. Nobody living--and far less any one dead--can tell their age.
+They saw Oliver Cromwell and his saintly crew march into Scotland; and
+beheld, in later times, the Highland host, in the year '45, pass along.
+They might have given an old chronicle of ancient times and manners, had
+it not been that they probably did not outlive the age of Methuselah.
+But
+
+ "Improvisa vis lethi rapuit
+ Rapietque gentes."
+
+Destruction came in the shape of a nor'wester, and they are now in the
+act of being converted into snuff-boxes, writing-desks, and
+dressing-cases, for their old and attached acquaintances and friends;
+every one seems more anxious than another to obtain a relic of the
+immortal triumvirate--and they are more likely to be remembered with
+pleasurable feelings than even were the Triumvirates of ancient Rome.
+But now that they have bowed their heads, and given up their roots, it
+is proper that some effort should be made to perpetuate their memory;
+and who so fit as an old Closeburn man to execute this bold but
+praiseworthy task?
+
+The explanation, however, requires a glance at the race of gipsies, one
+of whom thus characterises the race:--
+
+ "My bonny lass, I work in brass--
+ A tinkler is my station--
+ I've travell'd round all Christian ground
+ In this my occupation.
+
+ I've ta'en the gold--I've been enroll'd
+ In many a noble squadron--
+ In vain they search'd, when off I march'd,
+ To go and clout the caldron."
+
+The gipsies have now disappeared entirely from the north of Scotland;
+even in Fife, the former residence of the gipsy clan Jamphrey, no such
+variety of the species is to be found. Their chief residence, as we have
+had occasion to say before, is now on the Borders, where, in the village
+of Yetholm, and in Langtown, they still maintain a separate clanship.
+They still are, and have always been, extremely jealous of the marriage
+of any of their daughters, in particular, out of the tribe. Hence the
+fact, that almost every third person amongst them labours under some
+mental peculiarity or defect. Their male youths enjoy greater latitude;
+yet, on their alliance with the Philistine fair, they are usually looked
+down upon, and regarded as a kind of amphibious race, who, like the
+"Proselytes of the Gate" amongst the Jews, were not admitted into equal
+communion. Their children are brought up (at least were so, till of
+late) in the most religious contempt of the alphabet. Nor are any moral
+principles inculcated, beyond successful thieving--that is, downright
+knavery--and dexterity of execution as workmen, whether it be in forming
+a ram's horn into a cutty spoon, or in appropriating the fattest hens
+from the farmer's bauks. Their women, too, are expert fortunetellers,
+and have husbands ready-made for sixpence. They are a fearful, fearless
+race, wandering about, in former times, almost during the whole year,
+and pitching their tents--in other words, setting their asses to graze,
+and themselves to forage--wherever solitude or the tolerance of the
+laird or farmer will permit their presence. When Scotland, in general,
+and Dumfries-shire in particular, from Criffell to Corsincon, were
+densely covered with natural wood, these people divided the woodland
+with the fox, the boar, and the wolf, and were extremely expert in
+noosing hares, rabbits, and polecats. Theirs was the bow, and ultimately
+the long-barrelled gun, for securing the fowls of heaven; and the set
+line, liester, and fishing-rod for the tenants of the water.
+
+As was the case with the Roman of old--"_Patres ad insignem deformitatem
+puerum cito necaverunt;_" in other words, and in a different tongue,
+they put their diseased and deformed offspring to death; and more than
+one-half of those which were permitted to survive were killed in a year
+or two by harsh usage, cold, and imperfect clothing. Thus their youth
+which did survive these manifold trials and risks rose up into man and
+womanhood, proud, hardy, strong, well-seasoned plants, exhibiting much
+muscular power and symmetry in the male, and occasionally uncommon
+beauty and figure in the female form.
+
+The "wild gazelle exulting" and bounding on the hills of Judah was not
+more elastic in its motion, nor penetrating and fascinating in its
+glance, than were many of the fairer wives and daughters of these hordes
+of part mendicant, part predatory, and part artist wanderers. Their
+chief resorts, in ancient times, were to the banks of the Hermitage and
+Slitterick, near Hawick; to the banks of the Dee, near Kirkcudbright;
+and, above and beyond all, to the woods of Colliston, and the linns of
+Balachun, on the Nith, in Dumfries-shire; and it is to this last
+locality that the following narrative particularly refers.
+
+It was about the middle of the month of October that a packman, or
+pedlar, with an enormous chest laid transverse on his shoulders, was
+seen wending his way up the banks of the Nith, from Manchester to
+Glasgow. He had hoped to have reached Thornhill, then an exceedingly
+small village, before dusk; but this being his first migration in this
+direction, he found himself so surrounded and obstructed by the river
+Nith on the one hand, the linns of Balachun on the other, and an almost
+impenetrable wood in front, that night came upon him, dark and moonless,
+whilst still pushing his way through brambles, thorns, and every species
+of tangling and perplexing underwood. At last, despairing of extricating
+himself, and terrified, at the same time, by the roaring of waters,
+howling of wild beasts, and hooting of owls, he extricated his shoulders
+from the pack-bands, and, selecting as dry and soft an apartment as
+circumstances permitted, he set himself down on the grassy turf, with a
+birch branch for his canopy, and the old stump of a tree for his lean.
+In a little time he was alarmed by the cries of what appeared to be a
+child in the act of being cruelly murdered. Mungo Clark (for such was
+the packman's name) rose, and, advancing a few steps in the direction of
+the now faintly-emitted sounds, found a hare in the act of expiring of
+strangulation by means of a noose, or girn, formed of strong wire, and
+placed so as to intercept a little footpath made by the feet of the wild
+animals of the forest. Mungo was in the act of disengaging the dead
+creature from its executioner, the noose, when he heard the rustling as
+if of a lion on the spring, very near him, and all at once he found
+himself in the iron grip of a customer with whom he had no wish, on
+this occasion at least, to deal.
+
+"And wha are ye," were the sounds which, in a hollow and harsh tone,
+first greeted his ears--"and wha are ye, man, wha hae made yer bed this
+dark night wi' the howlets and the wull-cats--ye wha meddle wi' what
+naething concerns ye, and burn yer fingers in ither folk's kail-pats?
+Speak, man, and dinna keep me blethering here, for I hae got ither fish
+to fry, I trow, than standing here palavering wi' sic as you--come,
+speak, body, or I'll send ye, pack an' a', sixty yards lower into the
+bumbling pool o' Balachun Linn."
+
+Mungo Clark was neither soldier nor belted knight, nor was he armed for
+any deadly conflict; but he was not accustomed to submit without
+resentment to such rough usage.
+
+"Unhand me, rascal!" was the packman's reply; and making, at the same
+time, a lateral jerk, he twisted himself fairly out of the assailant's
+grasp.
+
+A whistle was immediately set up, and in an instant our traveller was
+surrounded by four strong, ablebodied men, who immediately flashed the
+light side of a dark lantern full in his face.
+
+"Oh ho!" said one of the newly-assembled assailants; "this is neither
+the deil, nor the factor, nor the wood-keeper, nor the old boy,
+Colliston himsel, but just plain Mungo Clark, Widow Clark o' Penpont's
+son, who has been at Manchester feathering his pack, for the first time,
+wi' all manner o' varieties; such as Bibles, psalm-books, ribands,
+shawls, and waistcoat-pieces. Why, by the flesh-pots o' Yetholm--and
+that's a terrible oath--we'll adopt Brother Clark into our number, and
+teach him how to snare game, and spear salmon, instead of drivelling
+away his time and strength under the pressure of a load" (trying to
+raise the pack) "which would break the back-bone of an elephant."
+
+The matter appeared to Mungo to be settled without any consent of his,
+asked or obtained; so, knowing somewhat of the character and habits of
+this wandering and peculiar race, he was compelled to make a virtue of
+necessity, and, raising his pack again on his shoulders, to descend with
+them into the very lowest depths of the linns of Balachun. Even at
+noonday, on the 23d of June, the Pass, as it is called, is dreary, dark,
+and dreadful; but now, under the cover of night, and with no other
+guidance than a small lantern, which scarcely made darkness visible,
+Mungo hesitated ere he would commit himself to the crossing of a fearful
+gully, and the walking along the face of a rock, or scaur, scarcely
+eight inches wide, and overhanging a fearful pool, well known by the
+terrible appellation of "Hell's Caldron." The party at last arrived at a
+small grassy plot, encircled on the one side by the roaring stream
+called Clauchry Burn, and on the other by an amphitheatre of steep,
+high, and overhanging rocks, fringed and darkened in with brushwood and
+furze, and guarded, at the upper and lower extremities, by the rocks,
+which, after receding a little to make room for this grassy retreat,
+closed in again upon the current, and prevented all _easy_ entrance or
+escape. Soon after Mungo's arrival, he discovered a large kettle,
+boiling and bubbling, in a crevice of the cliff, suspended from a
+transverse beam; and beheld around it, now that a parcel of sticks and
+dry leaves were kindled, a most picturesque and motley group--women,
+children, men, boys, and lasses, of all hues, aspects, and sizes, were
+scattered about in profusion; and, as the flame flashed back from the
+red sandstone of the linn, their faces glared on Mungo with a demoniac
+expression. It seemed the very picture of Pandemonium; and yet the
+hearty laugh, the bold oath, and the occasional inquiry, bespoke the
+inhabitants to be at least one remove from devils. Mungo was desired to
+rest him and his load on the apron of the rock, and compelled, without a
+nay-say, to unstrap his pack, and expose his goods, not (seemingly) for
+sale, but for plunder. This was not the way, assuredly, to turn the
+penny to advantage, but what can one say, "_durum telum
+necessitas?_"--there was no avoiding the spoliation. To be sure, the
+king, or leader of the gipsy tribe--amounting probably to not less than
+forty or fifty persons--hinted in his ear that he should not be a loser
+at last; but, in the meantime, to his no small mortification, he saw his
+shawls, napkins, stockings, and waistcoat-pieces, making the round of
+the company without ceremony, and forgetting, like the dove from the
+ark, to return whence they had fled. The pack having been thus
+ransacked, and the pot having given audible intimation for some time of
+its preparatory doings, the king--for such he was--the notorious Donald
+Faa, with his three sons, Duncan, Cuthbert, and _Donnert_ Davie,
+together with the king's fair daughter, Helen Yetholm Faa, squatted down
+on the grass, and without the help of forks, made a hearty meal on
+hares, chickens, turkeys, geese, and half-a-dozen brace of partridges,
+which might have rejoiced the heart even of a Dominie Sampson. The other
+members of the community seemed to acknowledge the deputed authority of
+a young man of good features, and an athletic and genteel appearance,
+who went by the name of the Squire. After _eating_ had had its fair
+share of devoted and unremitted attention, a barrel, of considerable
+dimensions, began to make its way downward from amidst the recesses of
+this water-worn and excavated rock; and a tub being hurled sideways into
+the service, boiling water was procured, and sugar in no ordinary
+quantity commingled; and, by the help of a ladle and several chopin
+decanters, the whole mass of Egyptian humanity was stirred up into song,
+laugh, scream, inebriety, quarrel, battle, stupor, and insensibility.
+Our friend Mungo had no objections whatever to the feast, or to the
+means by which it was prolonged. He was afterwards notorious for his
+drinking habits, insomuch that his observation on this occasion is still
+repeated in the neighbourhood of the place of his nativity. When
+questioned by the king respecting the size of his native village,
+Penpont, his reply was--"It is an exceeding great city." This being
+questioned, his proof was equally ingenious, and descriptive of his
+habits--"Why, Nineveh took Jonah three days to travel through it,
+whereas Penpont generally takes me _seven_." He referred manifestly to
+his habit of stopping and drinking at every petty inn and public-house
+in the village! The jest told exceedingly in his favour. Mungo, however,
+in spite of his losses and crosses, had a noble night of it, as he
+afterwards said, with the gipsies, and awakened next morning from his
+grassy couch to cool his aching temples in the stream, and restore his
+stomach by a hair of the dog that had bit him. He then observed that the
+two sons, Duncan and Cuthbert, but not Davie (yclept Donnert, from his
+peculiarity of mental constitution), were absent, and that their father
+not only exhibited no surprise respecting his sons' absence, but refused
+to give any account to his guest of the cause of it. Meanwhile, Mungo
+had an opportunity of marking the appearances of the various objects
+around him somewhat more distinctly than he had been able to do on the
+preceding evening. Blankets, supported by forked poles, old clothes and
+rags of every description, formed a kind of nightly shelter for the
+common herd; whilst the royal head reposed in the midst of his male
+progeny, on the lap of a projecting rock, with a few hare-skins for his
+pillow, and a corn-sack for his coverlet. His fair daughter's bedchamber
+was somewhat more removed beyond a projecting corner of the winding
+linn, and she was protected from observation by the branches of the
+overhanging trees being drawn closely down over her, and by what had
+once, in all probability, been a soldier's tent, but which was now
+miserably rent, and unweather-worthy. It was manifest that this child
+was the darling and care of a fond father; for she was not only provided
+in a superior manner, but, by the position of his own sleeping
+apartment, she was protected from all intercourse with the other members
+of the tribe. Honest nature! thou art too many, even for a gipsy life;
+and even here parental affection hallowed and refined what was unseemly
+and revolting. I say revolting; for, in an obscure corner, and under the
+shelter of a hazel-bush, lay a figure, emaciated with disease, and
+probably with dissipation and crime, groaning in agony, and regarded
+with no more sympathy by the great mass of the tribe than if he had been
+a strangled hare or a mangled horse. There was something indeed terrible
+in this sight. True, Helen Faa did all that she was permitted, but that
+was but little, to alleviate his sufferings; but death was in his eye
+and in his throat--he made one great effort to rise, grasped a branch
+convulsively, and ceased to live. Mungo would willingly have retired,
+even with the losses he had sustained, but he was not
+permitted--probably because old Donald conjectured that information
+would be immediately lodged against him, and he would be compelled to
+relinquish one of his strongest holds in the south of Scotland.
+Meantime, Mungo had an opportunity of beholding more closely the female
+portion of this society; and was exceedingly struck--for he was yet a
+young man and unmarried--with the really handsome faces and well-formed
+persons which characterised the whole; but far and away above all the
+rest shone Miss Helen Yetholm Faa--for thus was she designated by the
+clan--in the pride of health, youth, and black, or rather brown,
+eyes--those weapons of female onset which are sharper than a two-edged
+sword, as Mungo used to sing or say afterwards, in a song which he
+composed on the occasion:--
+
+ "They were jet, jet black, and like a hawk,
+ And wadna let a body be."
+
+All this seemed to be fully appreciated by the Squire, who evidently
+paid the young princess particular attention, and seemed, at the same
+time, sufficiently jealous of any foreign interference with the object
+of his attention. Donnert Davie was a stout, ill-made, squint-eyed
+being, who stammered in his speech, and seemed particularly useful in
+carrying on the culinary operations, under the direction of Helen, in
+the retreat. He felled wood for the fire, carried water to the kettle,
+heated cow and sheep horns in the flame; brought round about and close
+to the operator old pots, pans, and trenchers, which had been obtained
+to be clouted, clasped, and mended. He was, in short, a kind of gipsy
+factotum; and when "the house affairs did not call him thence," he would
+associate with the stranger, stammering out such incoherent inquiries
+as--"Whare been?--What do?--What do?--Mother dead?--Mother dead?--
+Yes--yes--yes--true--true--true"--muttering to himself, and repeating
+the same monosyllable half-a-dozen times. His sister Helen was
+manifestly kind to him, and would not permit any of the company to
+insult or ill-use him.
+
+Night arrived, but with it not Duncan or Cuthbert; and it was not till
+late on the following evening that they made their appearance, and with
+them came silver and gold in abundance: consequently Mungo Clark's
+claims were satisfied; and he was informed that, next morning, as they
+were all about to decamp, he might pursue his journey homewards; but
+about the following dawn, an authoritative voice from the top of the
+precipice summoned the whole party to a surrender. One figure stood
+prominently forward, looking over the rock; and Donnert Davie, whose
+blunderbuss always lay charged beside him, immediately fired, and the
+figure came tumbling down headlong, and sunk in the yawning abyss of
+boiling water. In a word, the whole party, after a most determined
+resistance, were taken prisoners by a military party obtained from
+Dumfries; and it being proved against Duncan and Donald Faa that they
+had stolen some cattle from Dalswinton Mains, and sold them on the sands
+of Dumfries--as also against Donnert Davie, that he had shot the
+serjeant who commanded on the occasion--the whole three brothers were
+tried, condemned, and sentenced to be executed, _in terrorem_, near the
+spot where their depredations had been committed. As there were three
+persons to execute, and the famous tree already referred to had three
+branches, they appeared to the sheriff to be destined for each other;
+and accordingly all the three were hung at the same time on the same
+tree, which has ever since retained the appellation of "The Three
+Brethren."
+
+Old Donald, his fair daughter, Mungo Clark, Squire Cockburn, and the
+rest, were set at liberty; but the gipsies were conveyed by a military
+escort across the Borders; and I have been given to understand that the
+Squire, who was the young laird of Glenae, after considerable opposition
+from the old father, was married to fair Helen Yetholm Faa; and that he
+was the happy husband of the fair dame who used afterwards to go about
+the country in disguise, attending in gipsy garb at weddings, kirns, and
+merry-meetings, and giving origin to the well-known reel--"Auld Glenae."
+
+
+THE MISTAKE RECTIFIED.
+
+"Now," said the traveller, as he wandered up one of those retired
+Highland glens, which characterise and beautify the Grampian range, "I
+shall once more visit my dear father and mother; and my sister, now
+woman grown; and, what is more, my sweet Helen M'Donald, who used to
+gather the mountain berries along with me, and pursue the little kids
+and lambs. Ah, Helen was only about thirteen years old when I left; she
+will now be eighteen; a full-grown beautiful woman, I have no doubt. I
+wonder if old Andrew, her grandfather, be still living; he used to tell
+me such tales of Prince Charlie, and Prestonpans, and Culloden, that my
+hair yet almost stands erect at the recollection of them. And then there
+was Euphemia M'Gregor, his son's wife, the mother of my dear Helen; and
+Oscar and Fingal, my father's faithful attendants and servants: and we
+had such fun during the long winter nights, when the sheep were in a
+place of safety, and the door was barred, and the peat-fire was burning
+clear, and the very cat and kitten enjoyed the cheery fireside--such
+questions and commands, such guessing and forfeiting, and riding round
+the fire on a besom, and holding one's mouth full of water to discharge
+on the person's face who should first laugh at our grotesque gestures
+and looks: but night is approaching whilst I linger by the way--my whole
+heart heaves to behold once more the sweet home of my youth and
+innocence."
+
+Thus said, or thought aloud, a young man, seemingly about twenty-two
+years of age, as he ascended Glen----and approached the thatched
+shieling which stood on the margin of a small mountain stream, which
+wended its mazes along the tortuous glen. He had been five years, come
+the time, absent from his mountain home, and had, during that period,
+endured and encountered a variety of fortune. He sung as he went along--
+
+ "A light heart and thin pair of breeches,
+ Goes through the world, brave boys!"
+
+switching the bent and heather-bells with his cane, and treading with a
+step as elastic as was his bosom. At last, just as the sun was tinging
+with his departing ray the top of the highest mountain in the
+neighbourhood, he turned the corner of a projecting rock, and came at
+once into full and distinct view of his home. It was then grey twilight,
+and objects began to assume an indistinct appearance. Walking by the
+side of the stream, as if meditating, there appeared a figure wrapped up
+in a Highland plaid. It immediately struck the young sailor that this
+was his sister; and in order to give her what is called an agreeable
+surprise, he stepped aside unperceived by her, and stood concealed
+behind a projecting cliff, which the stream had stripped bare of soil in
+its passing current. The figure came nearer and nearer, and then,
+sighing deeply, uttered some sound, which his ear could not catch. At
+last, tears and sobs followed, and he heard the words most distinctly
+pronounced--"Alas, I can never truly love him! I shall be the most
+wretched of women! But he whom I loved as angels love--oh, he, my own
+dear William M'Pherson, is dead and gone, and I can never see him more."
+
+"But you can though, my own dear Helen;" and in an instant he held her
+lifeless and motionless in his arms. She had uttered just one awful
+scream, which was re-echoed by the surrounding cliffs, and had ceased to
+feel or know anything connected with the living world. Alas! she was
+dead, and he was distracted. He ran to the house, calling aloud for
+help; but every one of its inmates, even the mother who bore him, fled
+from his presence, uttering ejaculations, intimating the greatest terror
+at his presence. In vain did he protest with tears--I am your son and no
+other--I am Willie M'Pherson, your lost boy! His words bore no
+conviction along with him. Avaunt, foul fiend! Avaunt, in the name of
+God and the Holy Trinity--trouble me not--trouble me not; my dear child
+is in heaven; and thou, foul spirit, art permitted for a time to assume
+his shape. His sister, too, was equally incredulous, and his father had
+not yet returned from the hill. What was to be done? Helen M'Donald was
+in all probability dead, or dying, helpless and alone, and yet no one
+would come to her assistance. At last, Oscar and Fingal made their
+appearance in advance of his father; and though they barked at first
+upon his naming them, they immediately ran up to him, and jumped upon
+his back, his neck, his head, his whole person. They seemed in as much
+danger of expressing joy as poor Helen had been of dying of fearful
+surprise.
+
+"Stand back," said the delighted and believing father to his wife, who
+absolutely clung to his knees to prevent his advance--"stand back,
+woman; d'ye think Fingal and Oscar would caress the foul fiend in that
+manner? Na--na--na. Ha! ha! ha!" And he fell upon his son's shoulders,
+weeping and crying convulsively.
+
+"My father--my dear, dear father."
+
+"My son--my lost, my only, my restored son," was the response.
+
+But Helen, in an instant, brought the whole party, consisting of father,
+mother, sister, and son, to her aid: a light was procured and held over
+her face; her bosom was bared, and rubbed; her forehead had water
+plentifully poured upon it from the stream; and, at last, symptoms of
+returning life appeared. Oscar and Fingal, in the meantime, had licked
+Helen's face, and neck, and shoulders, all over; and whether from any
+virtue in the peculiar touch of their tongues, or from the natural
+expiry of the trance, Helen breathed heavily--her bosom heaved; William
+looked on her cheeks, and they were flushed with red. In a moment he had
+her in his arms. Helen, for some time, suffered exquisite bodily
+torture; but was at last capable of having the truth made gradually
+known to her. She said surely she had been dreaming, as she had often
+done, and that she was still surely asleep, and that she would waken at
+last, as she had done before, to a dreadful perception of the reality.
+William M'Pherson still continued to clasp and assure Helen of his
+personal identity. But, even when convinced of the reality of William's
+presence, Helen did not evince that degree of happiness which might have
+been expected; she sat stupified and passive, and seemingly insensible
+to everything around her; her mind was evidently wandering to a
+disagreeable subject. However, she was prevailed upon to return with the
+family into the house, and, worn out and fatigued, she was soon after
+put to rest in an adjoining apartment.
+
+In the meantime, the young sailor was questioned minutely respecting the
+reason of his reappearance, after he had been so long reported, and
+believed by everybody, to be dead.
+
+Without repeating his answer in his own words, which were interlarded
+with sea phrases, we may state, in general, that it was to the following
+purpose:--He had gone to Dundee, with the view of making some small
+purchases for the household, when he accidentally fell in with a
+recruiting party, who were beating up for marines for the fleet, then
+just returned from the capture of the Danish fleet at Copenhagen.
+Inexperienced as he was, he was enticed into a public-house on the
+shore, and awakened, after a stupor of some hours, on board a British
+man-of-war. In a few hours, he was conveyed out to sea, along with
+several others, and was conveyed immediately to Spithead. Having it
+ultimately put to his choice whether he would stand by a gun, or handle
+a musket and a sabre, he chose the former, and was regularly entered as
+an ablebodied seaman on board His Majesty's ship the Victory. In her,
+along with Admiral Nelson, he sailed for the West Indies, and then
+crossed the Atlantic, back to the shores of France. The enemy still
+eluding the eagle-eye of Lord Nelson, he sailed for the Mediterranean,
+and, after various landings and inquiries, came upon the French fleet,
+moored closely inland on the coast of Egypt, at the mouth of the Nile.
+He was in the dreadful battle of the Nile, and assisted in rescuing
+several who were blown up, but not killed, in the L'Orient. After the
+battle, he had promotion, and ultimately prize-money, on account of his
+brave and humane conduct, and sailed again for Naples, and latterly in
+quest of the Spanish fleet on the coast of Spain. He was close by Nelson
+when he was shot by a rifleman from the mast of the ship with which he
+had grappled, and saw the fellow who did the deed drop on the deck,
+being shot through the heart by a marine on board of Lord Nelson's ship.
+After the battle, he was returned to Plymouth, having been wounded in
+the leg--a musket-ball had passed through the flesh, and somewhat, but
+not greatly, injured the bone. He spent some months in the hospital, and
+was then despatched to the coast of France on board the Spitfire. There
+he had distinguished himself in cutting out and burning several of the
+enemy's craft at Havre; and being again wounded, though slightly, in the
+arm, he was put upon the pension list, and allowed to dispose of himself
+till his country should again require his services. In these
+circumstances, he began to think of his home; and, with some hundreds of
+pounds in the bank, and a pension order of about two shillings and
+sixpence a-day in his pocket, he arrived at Dundee in a sailing vessel,
+and was on his way to his _native glen_ when the reader first became
+acquainted with him. When this narrative was finished, his father
+retired for an instant, and then appeared with some papers, which he had
+extracted from his private depositories. He first read a letter which
+purported to come from a king's officer, who signed himself William
+Wilson, and who informed his afflicted father that his son had been
+induced to go on board a king's ship, to see the arrangements which it
+exhibited; but that, in passing from the small boat to the deck, he had
+missed a foot, and been drowned. The letter was dated on board the
+Spitfire; and mentioned, likewise, that the ship was under sailing
+orders for the general rendezvous at Spithead. The poor distracted
+parent had come to Dundee, but could obtain no information of his
+son--only, about three months after, he heard that a dead body, severely
+mutilated, had been thrown out upon the sands of St Andrews; and, on
+account of the state of its decomposition, had immediately been interred
+in Christian burial-ground. A second pilgrimage to St Andrews was
+undertaken by the father and daughter; but nothing satisfactory was
+discovered, except that the corpse exhibited marks of having been
+dressed in a blue-and-white striped waistcoat, which answered to that in
+which he had left Denhead, his home in the Highlands. After this last
+discovery, all further inquiry ceased, and the afflicted family
+fulfilled the period of their sincere mourning, and things returned
+nearly to their usual bearing. But, when father, and mother, and sister
+had seemingly got over the worst of their grief, Helen M'Donald still
+pined in silence over the recollections of her early companion; and as
+she expanded into womanhood, her grief seemed to grow "with her growth;"
+and her father became extremely anxious to have Helen properly and
+creditably disposed of in marriage.
+
+The son of a small proprietor in the neighbourhood had lately become
+laird himself; and, though far exceeding Helen in years, having had
+frequent opportunities of seeing her, particularly at church on Sabbath,
+he had become enamoured of so much beauty and innocence. Proposals had
+been made to the father, which were immediately accepted; and the young
+lady had been dealt with, as young ladies in such situations generally
+are, by arguments of interest, and worldly comfort, and even grandeur.
+First impressions are deep (oh, how deep!); and Helen could not yet
+entirely exclude the image of her beloved William from her recollection.
+Laird M'Wharry was urgent in his suit--her father, whom she
+affectionately loved, was troubled and anxious--her mother, too, pressed
+home upon her attention prudential considerations--so, after long delays
+and many internal struggles, Helen at last consented to become, but not
+till some months afterwards, Mrs or Lady M'Wharry, as the peasantry
+styled the laird's wife. It was during her visit (previous to her
+marriage) to M'Wharry that the incident took place which thus connects
+our narrative, and brings us up to the point of time when William
+M'Pherson arrived at Denhead.
+
+William, learning from Helen, as well as from his father and mother, how
+matters were situated, suddenly disappeared, and left no means of
+tracing the place of his retreat. Days, and even weeks, passed, but no
+letter arrived, and no message came. In the meantime, the day appointed
+for the marriage approached, and Helen seemed to have made up her mind
+to submit to necessity; at least she tried to look cheerful, and put as
+good a face upon it as many tears, shed in private, would permit.
+
+Laird M'Wharry was a true Highlander--he had much of that clannish
+feeling which is peculiar to the Celt. He was, besides, exceedingly
+passionate, and had more than once got into trouble from having used
+hasty and unguarded expressions. Nay, he had once been prosecuted in the
+Court of Session, and damages had been obtained to a considerable
+amount, by one of his servants, or rather slaves, whom he had beat most
+unmercifully. In attending a Perth market, he had occasion to ride
+homewards, after dark, with a brother proprietor, who had lately bought
+an estate in his neighbourhood. This proprietor could not boast a Celtic
+name or origin. He was plain Mr Monnipenny, from the town of Kirkcaldy,
+in Fife. They had both been drinking during the course of the day, and
+were, therefore, more liable to get into some dispute or quarrel.
+M'Wharry began by deprecating Mr Monnipenny's horse, whose character the
+master supported with some warmth; so, to settle the matter, they both
+set off at the gallop, and the fire flashed from the horses' heels as
+they passed through Dunkeld. Unfortunately for Laird M'Wharry, however,
+about a mile beyond the above town, the saddle-girth gave way, and he
+came to the ground head foremost. He was dead when Mr Monnipenny came up
+with him. He had suffered a concussion of the brain; and,
+notwithstanding that medical aid was immediately obtained from Dunkeld,
+nothing could be done.
+
+Poor Helen M'Pherson really mourned his fate; for, though she had no
+love for him, she had brought herself to think that it was her duty to
+fulfil her promise. But where was he whom her young heart held in its
+core? No one knew--no one could tell. Helen had inwardly resolved to
+live single on his account, even if no further accounts were received of
+William M'Pherson. But her father in the meantime died of a fever; and
+her mother was compelled to remove from the farm to the village of
+Dunkeld, where, in order to support herself and her lovely daughter, she
+set up a little shop with a small sum which her husband and she had
+saved, and was highly respected by all who knew her. In the meantime,
+the parish schoolmaster, an excise officer, and a wealthy sheep-farmer,
+all solicited Helen's hand; but she lent a deaf ear to all these offers,
+still thinking, and speaking, and dreaming about her William.
+
+One day, when she was standing at the shop-door, she observed a crowd
+gathered about a horse and gig, out of which a person had just been
+thrown, and was taken up as was feared lifeless. Helen, from motives of
+humanity, rushed into the crowd to make inquiries, and saw the person
+carried into an adjoining apothecary's shop; there he was immediately
+bled, and, to the infinite satisfaction of all, had begun to recover.
+The fact turned out to be, that he had been stunned by the fall on his
+head, but no concussion or fracture had taken place. The gentleman, she
+learned, had been put to bed, but was mighty unruly, as he insisted upon
+pursuing his journey that very evening into the Highlands; and a
+post-chaise, with two horses and a steady driver, had been brought to
+the apothecary's door, and the traveller was passing into it, with his
+head and arm tied up, when all at once Helen uttered a scream, and stood
+trembling betwixt him and the conveyance. It was her own William,
+returned from sea--to which he had again fled--and making all despatch
+to reach Denhead, as he had learned, on his way towards the Highlands,
+the fate that had overtaken the bridegroom, Laird M'Wharry. Now, reader,
+you and I part--I can do no more for you; for, if you cannot far better
+conceive than I can describe what followed, you can be no reader of
+mine--you will never have perused the story at all. William was now
+comfortably circumstanced, pensioned, and dismissed the service; and the
+last time I had a week's fishing at Amalrie, I spent my evenings and
+nights under his roof. He is now, like myself, a grandfather; and Helen,
+though not quite so young as she was some thirty or forty years ago, is
+still in my mind a perfect beauty, and has blessed her husband, during a
+pretty long life, with all that kind husbands can expect or obtain by
+marriage. She has made him a happy father, and a fond, foolish,
+indulgent grandpapa.
+
+
+DURA DEN; OR, SECOND THOUGHTS ARE BEST.
+
+I took my way, a few days ago, fishing-rod in hand, from Cupar in Fife,
+by Dura Den, up towards the healthy and sequestered village of Ceres.
+Dura Den was once romantic and secluded. Its brawling stream, which
+empties the waters of the upper basin into the Eden, leaped and tumbled
+over igneous, and penetrated its way through aqueous, formations, till
+it mingled into rejoicing union with the lovely Eden immediately under
+the old towers of Spottiswood, and the fine Gothic church of Dairsie.
+This deep and beautifully-winding ravine was covered from rock to rock,
+on each successively sunny side, by trees of various name and leaf, from
+the scented sloe and hawthorn, up to the hazel, the birch, and the oak.
+It was a perfect aviary during the spring months. A few wild deer
+browsed amidst recesses, and various love-smitten maids and men repaired
+to this retreat, to talk of many things which were only interesting to
+themselves. The soft projecting sandstone rocks had been water-run into
+caves and recesses; and in some of these report had fixed the residence,
+for a night at least, of the famous Balfour of Burley, after the affair
+of Magus Muir.[A] It is not, however, to this, but to a more recent
+occurrence, that I am now about to solicit your attention, after,
+however, premising the change which has now been wrought upon this once
+rural, secluded, romantic, lovely spot. At the very entrance, there
+stands a bone-mill, grinding, with grating activity and horrible crunch,
+into powder the mingled bones of man and beast. You have scarcely
+escaped from the horrible jarring sound of the modern ogre, than you
+come full plump upon a spinning-mill, with as many windows as there are
+days in the year. There it stands bestriding the valley like a colossus,
+and commanding all the collected energies of the once pure and solitary
+stream. Bless me! how it thunders: the very rocks seem to shake under
+the whirl of the tremendous machinery; whilst at every open window out
+flies in clouds the imprisoned dust and stour. A single door opens, and
+the sound maddens on your ear into a screwing torture. It shuts again.
+You are greatly relieved by the compressed and imprisoned horror. A
+little further up this once delightful den, a pillar of smoke shoots out
+on the eye, like an eruption of Mount Vesuvius. This is an evidence that
+(as in the formation of this globe) fire has been called upon to assist
+water. Again and again, another and another hulking dirty erection fixes
+its hideous trail in the lovely localities, till the landscape still
+onwards opens upon green fields, all covered and whitened over, _not_
+with daisies, but with _yarn_, which has just been removed from the
+vitriolic vat. I had essayed here and there to fish, but had not even a
+nibble. A little factory urchin, who saw my mistake, immediately
+accosted me with--
+
+"Ye needna fish here about, sir, for the fish are a' dead."
+
+"What has _deaded_ them?" said I.
+
+"Oh! I dinna ken, except maybe it's the vitriol--they dinna tak wi' the
+vitriol ava."
+
+"No wonder," thought I. "I suspect neither you nor I would tak weel with
+such a beverage." So I at once rolled in my line, put up my rod, and was
+on the eve of returning, somewhat disappointed, from my forenoon's
+ramble, when my attention was attracted by an old, though fresh-looking
+man _in his "cruda viridisque senectus_," who was sitting on a bench in
+the sunshine, betwixt the door and the window of one of those very neat
+and cleanly cottages, which have been erected for the convenience and
+accommodation of the mill-spinners, and which, from the name of the
+spirited proprietor, has been called "Yoolfield."
+
+"James," said the old man--"come here, James, and tell me what's that ye
+waur saying to the gentleman."
+
+"Ou, I was only telling him there waur nae trouts, except _stane
+anes_,[B] here."
+
+In the meantime, I had approached the old man's seat, and thinking that
+he motioned me to be seated, I at once took my place, as if I had been
+an old acquaintance, by his side. It turned out that he was the
+grandfather of this urchin, who in a few minutes reappeared with a face
+of great comfort and vigorous health; "_causa erat in aperto_"--he had
+dined.
+
+"Ye'll be a stranger hereaboots, I mak nae doubt?" said the old man.
+
+I replied that I had been so for some time past; that I had stopped, on
+my way north, a day in Cupar, in order to revisit this romantic retreat;
+but that it was now sadly changed, and I had not the heart to pursue my
+walk any further. I miss, added I, everything which I expected to see:
+the solitude, the green banks, the trees, the pure waters, the yellow
+trouts, the all of innocence and nature by which this den was marked,
+ere these vile spinning-jennies had entered, with noise, confusion, and
+defilement in their train.
+
+"And so," said the aged Nestor, "ye are up in arms against the late
+erections, because ye canna get an hour or twa's fishing, nor pursue
+your own fancies about solitude, and innocence, and that! I will tell
+ye, my good sir--for ye're but a bairn in comparison wi' me--that had ye
+experienced what I hae experienced, ye wad hae blessed the day which
+converted this solitary and useless den into a source of comfortable
+living to hundreds of families, who might otherwise be starving at home,
+or banished from all that they hold dear into a foreign land."
+
+"Grandfather," hereupon said a fine rosy girl about fourteen, "dinner's
+ready: will ye come in, or will I bring it out to you?"
+
+"I think," said the ancient patriarch, "I'll just rest whar I am; it's a
+bonny sunny day, and the den is a' loun and sheltered. Just bring out
+the broth and the wee bit Irish stew here, and maybe this gentleman, now
+tired wi' nae fishing, will no scorn to tak a spoonfu' and a bit
+alangside o' a puir auld body."
+
+I immediately assured my kind host that I had provisions in my basket,
+which I soon disengaged, together with a flask containing a sufficiency
+of old Nantz. To it, therefore, we set, exchanging viands: I partaking
+of the excellent and savoury stew, and he of a wee drap, only a very wee
+drap, of the brandy. Like Sir Walter Scott's minstrel, the soul of the
+old yet vigorous Trojan waxed strong within him; and, after having duly
+returned thanks to the Giver of all good, he drew me close to his elbow,
+and proceeded thus:--
+
+"Indeed, sir, I'm now considerably upwards of eighty years--the period
+at which the psalmist says the strength of man is but grief and labour;
+but I haena found it sae, for a' my griefs and labours were confined to
+the earlier pairt o' my life, and no to the latter day--His name be
+praised for the same."
+
+I instinctively answered "Amen;" and, partly encouraged by this, and
+partly by an additional pull at the brandy-flask, the old man pursued
+his egotism.
+
+"Well, ye see, ye are against spinning-jennies and large manufactures,
+ye say; but they are the freends o' the puir, sir--the blessed
+supporters o' thousands and millions in these lands.[C] You shall hear;
+for, as you seem to have time on your hands, I will, for your father's
+sake" (I had made him acquainted with my descent from a worthy clergyman
+in the north), "unfold to you my whole history, and that of my children,
+up to this hour:--
+
+"My name, sir, is Donald Sutherland. I belong originally to the county
+of that name; and I was bred a farmer on the estates of the Duchess of
+Sutherland. But there was neither duke nor duchess then, oh dear!"
+(Hereupon the old man absolutely cried; having, however, checked himself
+by observing that he was an old fool, he again proceeded):--"I had, as I
+said, a small sheep-farm, of about one thousand acres, in the western
+district of that county. I see, sir, you are surprised at my saying
+_small_; but, sir, when land is let at a shilling an acre, as it was in
+my day, such a farm is but small--a thousand shillings, ye ken, is just
+fifty pounds o' yearly rent: and that was my rent at _Edderachills_,
+near by Loch Assynt. I am now, as ye see, an auld man, and a grey; but I
+was ance young, and stout, and foolish too, nae doobt. I thought
+naething wad war me, sae I just married whan I was a young,
+inexperienced callan, about nineteen; and, having got a brother of my
+puir father's to be security (ye see my puir father was only a hind on
+the estate o' Sutherland, and had neither money nor credit), I took my
+dear Helen M'Roy home to no that ill a bigging--wi' a hantle o'
+blankets, a peat-fire, a herd callan, and twa as canny and sensible dogs
+as ever followed a herd, or turned a hirsel. Aweel, ye ken, Helen and me
+war very happy, for we loved each other dearly; we had been acquainted
+frae the time we could climb a brae or eat a cranberry; and things went
+on no that ill ava. We had twa bairns in the course o' twal years, a
+lassie, and a fine lad, wha was drowned, as ye shall hear; but oh my
+heart is sair whan I think o't. It was one awful night in the month of
+January. A vessel had stranded in Loch Assynt. The men were seen,
+through a stormy moonshine, hanging to the topmast, which, however, went
+from side to side, with a fearful swing. At every turn or jerk, another
+and another human being was plunged into the roaring foam. My son
+Archibald, my shepherd, and I, pushed from the shore in a fishing-boat,
+which was lying high and dry--we heard the fearful screams of perishing
+men--we rowed off at all hazards, but had not neared the vessel, when
+our boat fairly swamped. We were still, however, within wading depth,
+and with difficulty regained our feet and the boat. We again pushed hard
+from land, and at last came under the lee of the wreck. My son was
+young, active, and daring; and, in order to ascertain how matters were,
+or what remained of the deck, he caught a rope, and leaped on board. In
+an instant, a young man, a passenger, with his wife and child, were
+slung, as it were, miraculously on board our little boat. The waves went
+up in spouting foam betwixt the wreck and the boat, and then subsiding,
+heaved us with a tremendous crash against the side of the vessel; and I
+remember no more till I awoke to misery, in a kelp hut by the sea-shore.
+I found that my son, with the woman and child, had perished; but that
+the husband, my shepherd, and myself, had been cast ashore, and with
+difficulty resuscitated. My grief and his mother's grief were loud and
+severe. But 'what cannot be cured must be endured.' The stranger was a
+native of Fife, who had been to America on a mercantile speculation, and
+having married at New York, and become a father, was on his way towards
+Kirkcaldy, his native place, when this dreadful accident occurred. He
+had lost all his effects, and some money in the wreck, and was content
+to take part of my humble dwelling for a season. In the meantime, my
+lease expired, and another proprietor had arisen, who knew not Donald
+Sutherland. The rent offered by my next and more wealthy neighbour was
+far above what I would think of promising, so I behoved to leave sweet
+Edderachills, with all its heath, and moss, and muir, for a sea-shore
+appointment in the manufacturing of kelp from sea-weed--at that time a
+very flourishing employment in the West Highlands in particular. The
+stranger about this time took his departure, but not without many
+promises of returning again to visit the grave of his wife and child,
+and to renew his acquaintance with my wife, my daughter, and myself. For
+a time the kelp concern did pretty well; we had good and regular payment
+for the article, and an increasing demand; and we contrived to live at
+least as comfortably as we had done as sheep-farmers. But man is always
+finding out inventions; a method was devised of dispensing, by means of
+a chemical discovery, with our kelp entirely; and we were suddenly and
+entirely ruined. It was at this period that I, in a manner, _cursed_,
+like you, the spirit of discovery and invention. I was disgusted by the
+change which the progress of science had made, and I did not know how to
+turn myself for a bare subsistence. In this situation of affairs, my
+daughter Nelly within there (pointing to the door) was courted by a
+neighbouring sheep-farmer's son, of a somewhat disreputable character,
+but of considerable reputed wealth. This was a sad trial to us all; for,
+though the marriage might have benefited us somewhat, in a worldly point
+of view, we did not like to see our blooming and virtuous child
+sacrificed, it might be, to the momentary feelings of a known deceiver.
+Nelly could not bear the thoughts of such a union; and one night she
+told her lover as much. In consequence of this unfortunate affair, we
+were very soon after turned out of house and hold--the old farmer having
+contracted with the proprietor for the huts and steadings which had once
+been peopled with busy and prosperous hands, but which now were nearly
+empty. Baser proposals than before were made by the degraded and
+vindictive young man; and we set off, one moonlight night, across the
+hills, for the town of Dornoch. We were three wanderers in the
+wilderness--my wife Helen, my daughter Nelly, and myself. I was still
+comparatively strong, and was determined to work, but could find no
+employment. For days we slept (for the weather was fine) on the heath,
+and lived on what little of our means yet remained. I was resolved, come
+what might, that I would not beg. My wife and daughter bore up
+amazingly; for we trusted that our God--the God of the hills, as well as
+of the valleys; of the poor and the outcast, as well as of the rich and
+provided--would not forget us. I found temporary work, at last, in a
+stone quarry, and occupied a hut close upon the sea-shore. This, to us
+all, was luxury; for it was independence. Contentment _kitchened_
+labour, and we slept soundly in our poverty and innocence. But this, I
+saw, could not long continue; my strength was not equal to this severe
+labour, to which I was unaccustomed; so I persuaded, not without
+difficulty, my wife and daughter to accompany me to Canada, to which the
+Countess of Sutherland was then offering a free passage from Cromarty
+Frith, in the good ship Aurora. I should, however, have mentioned that,
+whilst residing at Dornoch, I had observed the son of a neighbouring
+proprietor--a somewhat smart-looking gentleman--frequently passing our
+door, and sometimes conversing with my wife and daughter; but I took no
+notice of the affair, as I felt secure in the virtue and prudence of
+both parties. No proposals, honourable or otherwise, were made to my
+daughter, and I conceived the matter to be at an end. On the day of the
+ship's sailing, we were all on the quay, and ready to embark. My wife
+and I had entered the boat, and were waiting for my daughter, who had
+been sent by us on a message to a shop. She did not return in time for
+the boat in which we were conveyed to the Aurora; but we were told by
+the sailors that she would probably arrive in the next. One boat,
+however, arrived, but our dear Nelly was not in it; another came, but
+with it no daughter. Meantime the ship was under sail, and the captain
+said he would not lose the favourable breeze for all the girls in
+Scotland. My dear wife was inconsolable, and I petitioned hard to be let
+out, even on one of the Western Isles; but the weather was exceeding
+stormy, and we kept as far as possible from land. 'God,' said I to my
+grieving partner, 'will protect Nelly; for she is good and virtuous. God
+can be father and mother, and more than all that, to those who fear and
+obey him.' We landed at Quebec, and maintained ourselves for some
+time--I acting as a kind of shore-porter, and my wife assisting in
+assorting furs in a great warehouse. But our means were but small; so we
+bethought us of removing more inland. So we arrived ultimately at
+Montreal, where I had the good fortune to meet with a distant relative
+in pretty good circumstances. He had long been engaged in a mercantile
+house, and had now obtained a considerable and a profitable share in it.
+He immediately found employment for me as a warehouse servant, whilst my
+wife washed and dressed for himself and a few friends. Year after year
+passed by, and many a letter did we write to Edderachills and Dornoch;
+but we received no answer. At last it pleased God to remove my dear
+Helen by death; and my friend having resolved to remove to Kirkcaldy,
+his native place, I took shipping with him in the ship St John, and we
+arrived off the Land's End in safety. But it came on to blow dreadfully
+from the north and the east, as we rounded the island; and one dark
+night in the month of November we struck upon a rock in the
+neighbourhood of Ely. The ship fired signals of distress, and a boat
+came out, which saved the passengers and crew; but the ship and cargo
+were lost. What was my surprise, upon arriving at the inn, to find, in
+the person of one of the boatmen, the shipwrecked stranger, Sam Rogers,
+who had lodged so long with us at Edderachills. He insisted upon my
+immediately repairing to his cabin, as he termed it, on the shore, with
+the view of introducing me to his wife and a large family of children.
+
+"'Have you ever heard,' continued he, after we were seated, 'anything of
+your daughter Nelly?'
+
+"'Not a word,' said I, eagerly. 'Have you?'
+
+"'Would you know her,' continued he, 'if you were again to see her?'
+
+"'Know her,' said I; 'to be sure I would--her image is ever before me. I
+see her, at this moment, as plainly as if she were still alive. Oh!
+what--horrible!--stand off!--stand off! Do these old eyes deceive me, or
+art thou indeed my own darling, lost child?' said I; whilst Nelly--the
+real flesh-and-blood Nelly--clasped me to her arms, and burst into a
+flood of tears.
+
+"'My father!--my father!' she exclaimed, whilst the young ones gathered
+around us in stupid amazement; and my son-in-law, Sam Rogers, rubbed his
+hands and flapped his arms in perfect delight. It was indeed my dear
+Nelly, in the person of Helen Rogers, the still handsome mother of seven
+children.
+
+"But, Helen, I say--Helen, set down the bairn a wee bit, and tell this
+honest gentleman the Dornoch story, ye ken."
+
+"Hout," said Helen, "I hae nae time, father, to enter into a' the outs
+and ins o' thae langsyne tales; besides, I see Sam waving me up to the
+mill--I'm wanted, father, an' ye maun look after the bairn till I come
+back again."
+
+Being foiled in his wish to set his daughter's tongue agoing to the tune
+of her own adventures, the old man placed the child on the greensward in
+front of the cottage, and, after once more paying his respects to my
+brandy-flask, proceeded as follows:--
+
+"Weel, the lassie disna like to hear me tell the story; I ken she aye
+blushes at bits o't; but now that she's awa, I may just as weel finish,
+by letting ye know that the scamp wha had seen, and fallen in love, as
+he called it, with her at Dornoch, had watched her down to the beach,
+and having hired some accomplice in the person of one of the sailors,
+had her misdirected in the first place, and lifted off her feet in the
+second, and placed beside the well-known gentleman in a post-chaise,
+which drove off immediately in an inland direction. In vain were all her
+struggles and entreaties. The young blackguard immediately proceeded to
+inform her that her struggles and her shouts were of no avail; that he
+could not promise her marriage, as he was already engaged, to please his
+mother; but he would give her love in abundance, and a cottage
+residence, which he had provided for her on his father's property, at no
+great distance. It was in vain for her to resist; but she had resolved
+rather to die than to yield to his wishes; so, when they had arrived at
+the centre of an extensive plantation, he caused her to alight, and
+dismissing, as it was now nearly dark, the chaise and driver, proceeded
+to conduct her, as he said, on foot to the cottage which he had
+provided. He half dragged her a few paces from the road, or rather track
+through the wood, and, unveiling all at once the fiend within him,
+proceeded to open and undisguised violence. But, sir," said the old man,
+with emphasis, "he thought himself alone, but he was not alone--God saw
+him, and had marked his proceedings; and God sent a deliverer, in the
+person of him owre by yonder" (pointing to the mills). "God sent Sam
+Rogers, with a guid oak plank, to free the captive, and make the captor
+flee for his life: in short, sir--for I fear I have tired ye wi' my
+lang-winded story--Sam, by the mercy of God, had just landed at Dornoch
+as we sailed from it; and being on his way to Edderachills, for the very
+purpose of asking my Nelly in marriage, he had pushed on, meaning to
+travel all night across the country, when the providential occurrence
+took place. Weel, we went now to Ely, where we remained for a time--old
+grandy, that is, myself, my son, and his family; but times became tight
+there, and the family kept still increasing; so at last we got
+acquainted with the worthy gentleman, Mr Yool, to whom all these great
+works and these neat cottages belong, and he brought us up here, and set
+us down comfortably, where not only my son-in-law, but every wean, male
+and female, above seven years of age, can earn its own clothes and
+subsistence. We are now, sir, in comparative affluence; and all this,
+sir, is owing to these improvements in machinery and in chemistry, which
+at one time drove me from my native land. 'SECOND THOUGHTS, THEY SAY,
+ARE BEST;' at least so it has been with me, as I sit here in my old age,
+in comparative ease and comfort, and see my grandchildren growing up in
+domestic affection and public usefulness around me. Here is no
+scattering of the young family--one going east, and one west, never to
+meet again; but here, every night, all congregate around _one hearth_,
+whilst a psalm is sung, a chapter is read, and a prayer said by grandy
+himself!"
+
+I shall never regret the loss of my old and favourite amusement, whilst
+I can recollect this old man's narrative, and the many happy and
+comfortable homes which now occupy the once solitary holms of _Dura
+Den_.
+
+
+[Footnote A: A sword has lately been discovered in one of the caves,
+rusted and broken--probably once the sword of Burley!--19th Oct., 1839.]
+
+[Footnote B: _Vide_ recent discoveries of extinct species of fish found
+in this den. "Fife Illustrated." Glasgow: James Swan.]
+
+[Footnote C: Very different this deliverance from that of Mrs Trollope
+in her "Factory Boy."]
+
+
+
+
+THE LAIRD OF LUCKY'S HOW
+
+
+Have any of our readers ever been at the Hague? It doesn't much signify
+whether they have or not. They know that it is one of the most beautiful
+towns in the Netherlands, and that it is not a little famous in ancient
+story; and their knowing this is quite enough for our present purpose.
+If, however, they knew the town a little more intimately, they would
+know that one of its principal and most ancient streets is called the
+Hoogstraat; and that here, once on a time, stood the principal inn or
+hostelry of the town. It was an oldfashioned house, with a great variety
+of projecting and excrescent structures, of all sorts and sizes, stuck
+to it, to increase its internal accommodation, and to puzzle the curious
+inquirer--at least this seemed a part of the design--who, while taking
+an outside view, wondered what they could all be intended for.
+
+Notwithstanding, however, the somewhat uncouth and perplexing appearance
+of the exterior of the Drouthsloken--which was the name of the ancient
+hostel in question--it was a sufficiently handsome and comfortable house
+within. Its kitchen, in particular, was a sight; it was so clean, so
+bright, and so cheerful: shining all round with pewter trenchers and
+brass utensils of various descriptions, all as lustrous as whiting and
+hard rubbing could make them. The place was a treat to look at; and no
+less a treat to look at was its jolly landlord, Thonder Vander Tromp.
+From stem to stern, Thonder was of the regular Dutch build; which,
+without descending to particulars, we may say consists, as our readers
+know, in exhibiting an amplitude of material at all points of the
+person. In this respect, our good friend Thonder might be considered a
+_chef d'oeuvre_; for he was of the most magnificent dimensions,
+especially latitudinally. In longitude, indeed, he might be considered
+as a little deficient. He was of no great height; but his girth was
+superb, and told a tale of good living, with an unction which no
+language could approach. In this tale the ruddy, jovial countenance of
+mine host of the Drouthsloken cordially joined; and supported by its
+hilarious testimony the facts therein set forth.
+
+Having thus shortly described both mine host and his hostel, we proceed
+to say that, on a certain evening in the middle of the winter of 1651, a
+stranger, carrying a small bundle under his arm, walked, or rather
+stalked--for there was something uncouth in his gait--into the passage
+of the Drouthsloken. He was wrapped up in a Scottish plaid, and wore on
+his head the well-known flat blue bonnet of the Scottish Lowlands. In
+person, he was tall and spare, with the grave and serious cast of
+countenance so characteristic of that people whose national dress he
+wore. Unpolished, however, as the exterior of this person bespoke him to
+be, there was yet, in his light grey eye, a mingled expression of
+determination and intelligence, that never failed to secure the respect
+which his manner and first appearance might well have forfeited. His age
+seemed about forty or forty-five.
+
+Finding no one to whom he might address himself in the passage of the
+inn, the stranger held on his way to its further extremity--no trifling
+distance; towards which he was attracted by sounds of laughter and
+merriment, issuing from the kitchen of the Drouthsloken, which was
+situated at the farther end of the passage by which the house was
+intersected, and the same with that which he was now traversing.
+
+The sounds of merriment by which the stranger had been attracted
+proceeded from a group of young men, who, standing in the form of a
+semicircle in front of the jolly landlord of the house--who, again,
+stood with his back to the fire, wielding a huge black bottle in his
+hand--were indulging in uproarious laughter at the witty sayings which
+he, the latter, seemed throwing amongst them like so many squibs and
+crackers.
+
+At the moment that our friend of the plaid and bonnet entered the
+kitchen of the Drouthsloken, our jovial host was standing, as we have
+said, with his back to the fire--a roaring one, by the way--and looking
+the very personification of all that's joyous, and comfortable, and
+care-dispelling. A bright and broad red waistcoat covered his portly
+front; but buttoned so short a way up as to expose a dazzling display of
+snow-white linen beneath. Across this brilliant garment there lay also
+the folds of a pure white apron, tucked up with business-like smartness.
+Dark velveteen small-clothes, with well-polished shoes, on which shone a
+pair of massive silver buckles, completed the outer man of Thonder
+Vander Tromp.
+
+Amongst the merry group of which Tromp was one, something like a
+sensation was created by the entrance of the stranger. The career of
+badinage was instantly arrested, and the eyes of the whole party turned
+towards him. Undismayed by the general attention he had excited, the
+stranger coolly deposited his bundle on a side-table, and, approaching
+at once the fire, and the group by which it was surrounded, delivered
+himself, as he did so, of the very simple and homely remark--
+
+"There's a wat nicht, gentlemen."
+
+Now, the stranger, although he had thus expressed himself, had not
+ventured to hope that his language would be understood. He had spoken
+mechanically as it were, and delivered himself in his usual way, simply
+because he could do no otherwise, and because he thought it necessary to
+say something. Great, therefore, was his surprise, and, we may add, his
+joy also, when one of the young men of the party, of singularly graceful
+manners and bearing, acknowledged his greeting in excellent English, and
+with great politeness and civility of speech.
+
+Delighted at having met with a native of Great Britain, which he could
+not doubt the young man who had addressed him was--
+
+"Feth, but I am richt glad, sir," said the stranger--"excuse my
+freedom--at having met wi' a countryman, as I tak ye to be, sir--in this
+outlandish place. It's mair than I expeckit, I'm sure. I had nae thochts
+o' meetin wi' ony but ane."
+
+"And pray who was that one, my good friend?" said the young man,
+throwing, at the same time, a rapid look of intelligence around on his
+companions, who seemed at once to comprehend its meaning. "Who was that
+one, my good friend," he said, "if I may ask, without subjecting myself
+to a charge of impertinence?"
+
+"Ou, nae impertinence at a', sir; only ye'll excuse me keepin my thoom
+on the mater ye inquire aboot till I ken better wha's speerin. Excuse
+me, sir, excuse me, for this plainness," continued the stranger,
+smiling; "but I hae come frae a country whar a slip o' the tongue, in
+thae times, micht cost a man his head; and that maks folks wary, ye
+ken."
+
+"Faith, and good reason it should, friend," replied the young man,
+laughingly. "Thou hast well accounted for thy caution. But recollect
+thou art now in a different country, mine honest friend, and hast no
+need to be so guarded in thy speech."
+
+"Feth, sir, I dinna ken. That may be; but, if ye had fan the ticklin o'
+a tow aboot yer craig, as I hae dune, ye wadna forget it in a hurry, nor
+the lesson it taught ye to keep yer tongue atween yer teeth."
+
+"Well, no doubt; that certainly is rough schooling," said the young
+cavalier; "but I repeat again, that thou art now in a different country,
+friend; and one where thou hast nothing to fear from a reasonable use of
+thy tongue."
+
+"Aweel, it may be sae, sir," replied the imperturbable stranger; "but I
+ken o' nae country whar a calm sough's no guid counsel."
+
+"Ha! ha! ha! right, friend, right," roared mine jolly host of the
+Drouthsloken, with open mouth and noisy laugh. "It is not goot to say
+too moosh anywhere; no more in the Hague as any oder place. But here is
+all honourable gentlemen," he added, casting a furtive glance of
+good-humoured meaning at the young man who had first addressed the
+Scotch visiter, "who will not make bad use of what you shall say."
+
+"Ou, I hae nae doot o' that at a', sir," replied the latter; "but, to be
+plain wi' ye, it's no my intention to say onything that onybody can mak
+ony use o', either guid, bad, or indifferent." And, having said this,
+the speaker showed a very palpable desire to put an end to the
+conference, which he evidently began to think was studiously directed by
+the other party towards an elucidation of his purposes in visiting the
+Hague. In this disposition, however, he was by no means joined by the
+party in whose presence he was, particularly by the young man by whom he
+had been first addressed, who evinced a gratification in the peculiar
+humour of the stranger, and an interest in him altogether that would not
+permit of his being shaken off. So far indeed, was he from permitting
+this, that he insisted on the latter's joining him in a bottle of wine,
+which he instantly ordered mine jolly host of the Drouthsloken to
+produce.
+
+On the return of the latter, bearing a bottle of wine in one hand and a
+screw in the other--
+
+"Will your--your----" he said, but was here interrupted by a wink from
+the person he addressed, which had the evident effect of making him
+substitute a different word for that which he had intended to use, and
+he added "your honour." "Will your honour not go up-stairs to your own
+favourite apartment, de leetle blue parlour?"
+
+"No, no, Mynheer Tromp," replied the young cavalier, "we'll just stay
+where we are. The night is cold, and I have always thought your kitchen
+the most comfortable and cheerful apartment in your house. So place us a
+table here, close by the fire, if you please."
+
+Mynheer Vander Tromp bowed a humble assent; and, in an instant after, a
+small round table of walnut-tree, shining like a mirror, was placed in
+the desired situation. Bottles and glasses covered it in a twinkling,
+and in a twinkling also was the party seated around it, including our
+friend of the bonnet and plaid. This worthy person at first shied the
+good fellowship thus thrust upon him; but, gradually warming with the
+wine he drank--for bottle succeeded bottle with marvellous celerity--he
+became by degrees less and less reserved in his manner, until at length
+his natural caution giving way altogether before the increasing pressure
+of the vinous influence, he became as communicative as he had before
+been the reverse.
+
+Availing himself of the altered disposition of the stranger, the young
+cavalier, whom we have represented as having more especially attached
+himself to the former, again endeavoured to extract from him the purpose
+of his visit to the Hague; and his attempt was now successful.
+
+"Aweel, I'll just tell ye Gude's truth, gentlemen," he said, in answer
+to a question, or rather hint, on the subject of explanation which had
+just been addressed to him by his young friend; and for the reply to
+which all waited--"I'll just tell ye Gude's truth, as I think ye're a'
+honourable men, and wadna willingly bring a man into trouble, wha has
+gien ye nae cause o' offence. Ye see, then freends, I hae just arrived
+frae Scotland, and hae come here to see our unfortunate young king,
+Charles the Second that should be, whase unhappy story ye dootless a'
+ken. I hae been ruined oot o' hoose and ha' for the part I took in his
+puir faither's behalf, and hae been obliged to flee my ain country,
+besides, for the same reason; and hae noo come here, to see if His
+Majesty, God bless him, could afford me ony sort o' protection till the
+storm that's noo tearin a' up by the roots in Scotland blaws by; and
+that's just the hail affair, gentlemen."
+
+Long ere the stranger had concluded this account of the purpose of his
+visit to the Hague, a look of intelligence, which originated with his
+young friend, had passed amongst his auditors, and, in the case of the
+former, was associated with a peculiar expression of sympathy. Both,
+however, the look alluded to, and the latter symptom of a yet deeper
+feeling, was unobserved by the person whose communication had given rise
+to them. Becoming now querist in turn, he asked, "if ony o' the
+gentlemen could tell him whar the king leeved, and if they could put him
+on a way o' gettin introduced to him?"
+
+"Thou couldst not have lighted more luckily for that, my friend," said
+the young man to whom we have already so often alluded, "than thou hast
+done in coming amongst us; for it happens that I hold a confidential
+place near the person of Charles, and will have much pleasure in
+exerting my influence in procuring you the introduction you desire."
+
+"Mony thanks to ye, freend," replied the martyr to royalty--"mony thanks
+to ye, if ye mean, by Charles, His Majesty the King o' England--God
+bless him!"
+
+"I certainly do, my friend. I mean him and no other."
+
+"Weel, sir--excuse my freedom--if ye do, I think ye micht ca' him sae.
+Wha can dispute his title, although his back be at the wa'?"
+
+"Oh! no one--no one, my good friend, I believe--that is, lawfully,"
+replied the young cavalier, laughingly; "but, seeing his present
+circumstances--a wandering exile in a foreign land, crownless and
+coinless--we, somehow or other, cannot get our tongues about those
+sounding titles that are his birthright. We prefer calling him simply
+Charles, or English Charles; and I rather think he prefers it himself.
+His titles he thinks best left in abeyance in the meantime."
+
+"Aweel, if it be his ain pleasure, I hae nae mair to say. Perhaps it's
+as prudent and becomin; for, as ye say, sir, a king that has neither a
+croon on his head nor in his pouch is in but a sair condition for his
+dignity. That maun be allowed."
+
+There was not much in this remark itself to excite merriment; but there
+was certainly something in the naļve manner in which it was delivered
+that was calculated to produce this effect; and it did. A shout of
+laughter, in which the speaker's young friend was the loudest and
+heartiest performer, acknowledged the peculiarity to which we have
+alluded. On the laugh subsiding, the latter again addressed the former,
+saying--
+
+"But, friend, you have not yet told us by what name we should address
+you."
+
+"As to that," replied the stranger, smilingly, "I believe the maist
+appropriate name or title ye could gie me at the present moment wad be
+that o' the Launless Laird. But it wasna aye sae. I had a bit guid
+property in the Loudans, ca'ed Lucky's How, every clod o't my ain, wi' a
+yearly rental o' forty merks, guid siller, forby the thirlage o' the
+Mill o' Meldrum, that was worth a guid twa or three merks mair. But a's
+gane awa like a handfu o' ingan peelins on a windy day; that cursed
+battle o' Worcester settled a', and left me withoot a groat, and withoot
+as much grund as wad mak the hillock o' a moudiwart. But it's a' gane in
+a guid cause; I dinna begrudge't; and, besides, things 'll maybe come
+roond again; and, if they dinna, there's nae help for't."
+
+"So you were at the battle of Worcester, laird?" said the speaker's
+young friend.
+
+"Feth! that I was, sir; and there," he added, holding out his right
+hand, which was minus the forefinger and thumb--"there's a certificate
+o' the truth o' my statement, gien under the hand o' ane o' Crum'll's
+praying dragoons. It was an ugly lick; but there were a hantle o' uglier
+anes than it gaun whar it was gotten. It was a coorse business
+athegither."
+
+"It was no less, my good friend," said the young cavalier. "I was there,
+too."
+
+"Was ye, feth?" replied the laird. "Then, if ye was, sir, ye saw a bonny
+stramash--mair than ye'll forget in a hurry, I daursay. It was an awfu
+scene yon, when the dragoons cam in upon us in the streets o' Worcester.
+'Od! they sliced and slapped aboot them as if they had gotten into a
+plantation o' lang kale, and no amang Christian men like themsels."
+
+"It was indeed a sad business," replied the young man, with a melancholy
+smile. "Saw ye the king on that day?"
+
+"I did," replied the laird.
+
+"Wouldst know him again?"
+
+"No; I canna think I wad. I just got a glisk o' him, for the first and
+last time, in the middle o' the dirdum at Worcester. When I saw him, the
+puir lad was fechtin like a Turk; but it was a' to nae purpose. He was
+obleeged to rin for't at last, and to perk himsel up in a tree, like a
+hoolet, to keep oot o' the way o' Crum'll's sodgers. If they had gotten
+the puir lad--as it was a God's mercy they didna--they wad hae taen aff
+his head, nae doot, as they did his unfortunate faither's; and then, as,
+indeed, it's said they proposed to do, made a buttonmaker o' his sister,
+and maybe a Spitalfields weaver o' his brither, the Duke o' Gloucester."
+
+"I _have_ heard," replied the young cavalier, with a contemptuous smile,
+while a blush of deep feeling, it might be indignation, overspread his
+intelligent countenance--"I have heard that some such idea was actually
+entertained by the Parliament as that thou hast alluded to."
+
+"There's nae doot that such a report was current, sir; but whether true
+or no, I winna tak upon me to say. They may hae been belied in't."
+
+"I hope they may," replied the young cavalier, musingly. Then, suddenly
+recovering himself, and assuming his usual cheerfulness of manner--"And
+what are the king's friends about in Scotland?" he said, slapping the
+laird good-humouredly on the knee.
+
+"Dooms little, sir," replied the laird. "They daurna cheep. Monk has
+gotten his heel fairly on their necks; so that deil a ane o' them can
+wag either tongue or finger. There's a wheen o' them taen to the hills
+wi' Glencairn and Balcarras; but what can they do? Naething. It's a puir
+thing to be in that way, sir. I had a trial o' that mysel. Tak my word
+for't, that sleepin in a moss hag, or in the lee o' a whin-bush, and
+leevin upon lavrocks, or raw turnips and bog-water, is nae better than
+it's ca'ed."
+
+"Well, well, laird, I hope times will mend with our poor friends in
+Scotland," replied the young cavalier, to whom this picture of the
+sufferings of the royalists, notwithstanding the strong tincture it
+exhibited of the speaker's natural humour, seemed to give much pain. "I
+hope times will mend with them yet, and that feasting and feather-beds
+will make them forget the raw turnips and whin-bushes ye speak of. In
+the meantime, my good friend, push round the bottle, and let us talk of
+other matters; for these make me sad."
+
+Nothing loth, the Laird of Lucky's How filled up a brimming bumper, and,
+drinking "better times," sent it down after some two or three dozen that
+had preceded it.
+
+The party were now getting into high glee. The laugh, the joke, and the
+bottle went merrily round, and the merriest, and apparently the most
+jovial of the company, was the young gentleman whom we have hitherto
+represented as expressly attaching himself to the laird, and whose name,
+as the latter learned from himself, was Jones. This roysterer was the
+life and soul of the company, when roystering became the order of the
+evening; but his mirth was tempered with a gentleness of demeanour, and
+an air of polished hilarity, if such a phrase may be permitted, as
+inspired the idea of the presence of a perfect gentleman. His whole
+manner, in short, was exceedingly captivating. His fancy was ready and
+playful; his wit brilliant and appropriate; and the affability and
+winning character of his smile irresistible. Altogether, he was a most
+delightful companion, and admirably calculated to figure in such
+circumstances as those in which he was now placed. How he might acquit
+himself in a scene of a more grave and serious character, it would not
+perhaps have been easy to guess.
+
+The mirth of the party in the kitchen of the Drouthsloken had just
+attained its height, when a circumstance occurred which did not affect
+its humour, but somewhat changed its character. This was the entrance of
+two of the landlord's daughters. Dressed in the neat and simple,
+although somewhat peculiar, costume of their country, with their hair
+tightly braided up, and bound with a broad silver frontlet, so as to
+exhibit in bold relief the contour of their full and fair countenances,
+two prettier girls than Juliana and Joan Vander Tromp were not within
+the walls of the Hague.
+
+As they entered the kitchen, to which they had come merely, or, perhaps,
+we should have said ostensibly, to look after some household affairs,
+the girls curtsied slightly but gracefully to the company by which it
+was occupied, and, smiling pleasantly and good-naturedly the while,
+passed on to the upper end of the apartment, and began to occupy
+themselves in some little domestic duties. They had not, however, been
+permitted to enter unnoticed. On their appearance, the whole party got
+up from their seats, and acknowledged their presence by a gallant
+greeting; and in this courtesy, Mr Jones again shone pre-eminent by the
+greater grace and deeper devotion he displayed in his chivalrous welcome
+to the fair visitors.
+
+It might have been observed, too, that to him, in turn, were the
+curtsies and the looks also of the young ladies most especially
+directed; but in this case these were associated with a degree of
+respect for which it would not have been easy to account.
+
+"What think ye of our fair Netherlanders, laird?" said Mr Jones to the
+latter, in a half whisper, when the ladies' attention was, or seemed to
+be, engrossed by their occupation. "Will they not match your Scotch
+lasses, think you?"
+
+"That's a pair o' braw queans, I maun allow," replied the laird. "Just
+twa as bonny bits o' lassocks as ane wad wish to see; but I think they
+want the complexion--they haena the blume o' our kilted heather
+trampers. They want the caller red that the norland breeze puts on the
+cheeks o' our Scottish gilpies. That's my humble opinion, sir. But
+they're twa bonny lassocks, for a' that. Nae doot o't."
+
+"On the score of complexion I grant ye, laird, they are, perhaps,
+deficient a little, but I think this amply compensated by the
+intellectual expression, the fine contour, and the softer and more
+intense lustre of the eye. I have seen your Scottish maidens, laird, and
+admired them in my time."
+
+"Feth, sir, I maun say your taste wad hae been very questionable if ye
+hadna," interposed the laird. "When and whar saw ye them, if ye please,
+sir? What pairt o' Scotland was ye in?" he added.
+
+The question appeared to place Jones in a difficulty for a moment; but
+he at length answered--
+
+"Why, laird, I have been in many parts of Scotland in my day. I was with
+the king at Scone."
+
+"Was that at the time o' his coronation?" inquired the laird.
+
+"It was," said Jones.
+
+"And it wad be there, like, and aboot the quarter o' Perth, that ye saw
+our bonny Scotch lasses, I warrant," said the laird, laughingly. "Ay, if
+a' tales be true, the king admired them when he saw them, as muckle as
+ye could do, sir," continued the laird.
+
+"Why, they do report something of that kind," replied Jones, with some
+confusion of manner, and slightly colouring as he spoke--indications of
+a feeling, whatever it was, which seemed highly edifying to his
+companions, who marked it with repeated bursts of laughter; "they do
+report something of the kind," said Jones; "but we mustn't credit all we
+hear, laird."
+
+"The tae half's aboot the usual thing I believe," replied the latter;
+"and, if we tak that in the present case--that is, regarding the king's
+gallantries----"
+
+"Ay, ay, go on, laird, go on--that's it--give us all you know about the
+king's gallantries in Scotland," shouted, almost simultaneously, the
+other members of the party. "Go on, go on, like a good fellow."
+
+"Nay, nay, now," exclaimed Jones, earnestly, but good-humouredly, "as
+one of the king's confidential servants, I must protest, laird, against
+your divulging anything of that kind in my presence."
+
+"Never mind the protest--never mind the protest, laird. Go on, and we'll
+stand between you and the consequences," again shouted several members
+of the party. "What know ye about the king's gallantries at Scone?"
+
+"Ou, it was nae great things after a', to mak a wark aboot; but, ye see,
+there war a wheen unco godly ministers there at the time, an' they made
+an awfu ado aboot it. The hale affair was just this. The king happenin
+to go into the room that he usually occupied in the Palace o' Scone ae
+mornin earlier than ordinar, wha does he fin sortin't oot but a bit
+bonny lassie o' a chaumermaid. Aweel, whan she saw the king enter, wham
+she hadna expeckit for at least an hour after, what does she do but mak
+a rin oot, as it war, and what does the king do but kep her, throw his
+arms aboot her neck, and gie her a hearty kiss--a reglar royal salute?
+And awa gaed the lassie, skirlin like a curlew, half-mad wi' the fricht
+an' the honour. But what wad ye hae o't but that ane o' the Covenantin
+ministers, wha war then as thick as craws aboot Scone--it bein just like
+a rookery wi' the black coats for the time--suld be just at the moment
+stanin at a window, in anither apartment that lookit richt into the ane
+whar the king had kissed the bit lassie, and saw the hale affair; and
+what does he do but report the scandal to his brethren, wha, shocked at
+the indecency, appointed a committee o' ministers to reprove the royal
+offender! This committee accordingly waited on the king, whan their
+spokesman, ane Douglas--an awfu stern man--after rebookin His Majesty,
+added, that it wad be prudent o' him, whan he desired to amuse himsel in
+future, to be mair carefu in shuttin the windows."
+
+"Capital, laird; capital!" shouted several of the party, in convulsions
+of laughter. "Any more--any more?"
+
+"Nay, nay, now, laird," said Jones, laughing, and clapping his hand on
+the mouth of the tell-tale; "on your allegiance to your lawful
+sovereign, I command ye to silence. He must not, in my presence, be made
+a subject of mirth to these idle jesters."
+
+"Tuts, it's but a joke, man; but if ye think it wad offend His Majesty,
+I'll say nae mair. I wad suner lose something considerable than do that.
+But what the waur can the king be o' it's bein kent that he likes the
+lasses? I trow it's rather a feather in his kep than a discredit till
+him."
+
+"Well done, laird!" exclaimed Jones, clapping the former jocosely on the
+shoulder. "Thou'rt a good old soul; and I shall take care that Charles
+knows of thy lenity towards his failings. It will do thee no harm with
+him."
+
+Having said this, Jones rose from the table, and went towards the
+landlord's daughters, who were still busily occupied, or apparently so,
+at any rate, at the further end of the apartment. His approach to these
+fair damsels was made in the most gallant fashion imaginable, and with
+all the air and manner of a thoroughbred courtier and cavalier. What
+conversation passed between him and the girls was not overheard by the
+other members of the party; but the frequent bursts of laughter which
+were from time to time elicited, sufficiently showed that it was of a
+mirthful character, and that the badinage of Jones fully supported, in
+point and brilliancy, the credit of his other kindred qualifications.
+After some time, he returned to his party, and again took his seat
+beside the laird; who, on his doing so, remarked--
+
+"Feth, sir, ye seem as guid a hand at botherin the lasses as your
+master. It's in the family, I think."
+
+A roar of laughter succeeded this sally, to which Jones himself was one
+of the largest contributors, although it was certainly mingled with some
+embarrassment of manner. From this embarrassment, however, he was
+unexpectedly relieved by the strains of a wandering minstrel, which
+suddenly rose from the street, just underneath the window of the kitchen
+of the Drouthsloken. As these strains were of no ordinary excellence,
+they instantly attracted the attention of all in the apartment,
+inclusive of the landlord's two fair daughters, one of whom in especial
+(Juliana) evinced, by her flurried and agitated manner, a greater
+interest in the presence of the minstrel than would have been warranted
+on the supposition that it was merely accidental. Her confusion,
+however, and the consciousness which it implied of a knowledge exceeding
+that of those around her, passed undiscovered by all except Jones, whose
+more vigilant eye detected these symptoms of secret and mysterious
+understanding. He made no remark, however, on the subject; and carefully
+concealed his discovery, not only from the rest of the party, but from
+her who was the object of his mental speculations. Having concluded his
+serenade, or at least its first department, which consisted, first, of a
+preliminary flourish on a violin, executed with great spirit and
+felicity, and then of a song, accompanied by the instrument, sung in a
+peculiarly deep-toned, but exceedingly melodious, voice, the minstrel
+ceased for a few seconds, when Jones proposed that he should be invited
+in; and that, if he proved merely a gallant, he should be asked to a
+glass of wine; and if he turned out a professional performer, who came
+in the exercise of his vocation, he should be requested to entertain
+them with his music within-doors. To this proposal a general assent was
+at once given; and this assent was immediately followed by the
+proceeding proper to its fulfilment. Three or four of the party, headed
+by Jones, instantly rushed out, and surrounded the astonished minstrel
+before he was aware. At first he discovered symptoms of a desire to
+escape from the party; but, seeing this impossible, he stood his ground
+manfully, and awaited the pleasure of the gentlemen, whose notice, he
+said, he had the honour, it seemed, of so specially attracting. A
+momentary glance at the speaker satisfied Jones and his party of his
+quality. It was that of a professed street performer; or at least of a
+person of the humblest class, as was indicated by his apparel, which
+consisted of a short cloak, with a sort of coarse jerkin underneath, a
+pair of wide and ill-made knee-breeches, coarse blue woollen stockings,
+and a pair of enormous wooden shoes. On his head was a brown felt hat,
+of a conical shape, adorned with a cock's feather, and altogether
+resembling those seen in paintings of Dutch boors. These outward
+indications, then, settled the question of the minstrel's rank, and
+rendered no ceremony necessary in inviting him in.
+
+"You play well, friend," said Jones. "We have been listening to you, and
+will be glad if you will come and amuse us for half-an-hour or so. I
+will see to your being suitably recompensed."
+
+"Thank you, honourable sirs," replied the minstrel. "I doubt not of my
+recompense, were it once earned; but the hour is late, and I may not
+tarry abroad longer. Moreover, I make it a rule never to enter any
+house, or to perform to any private party within-doors. I bid you a
+good-night, gentlemen."
+
+"Nay, by my troth, and you do no such thing, friend," said Jones,
+seizing the minstrel, who was at this moment about making off, by the
+skirt of his jerkin. "We don't part with good company in this way.
+Friends," he said, addressing his companions, "lend a hand here, to
+secure the fiddler. We must compel him to his own interest, which he
+would thus wilfully neglect."
+
+No sooner said than done. In a twinkling the reluctant minstrel was
+grasped on all sides, and in an instant after found himself in the
+centre of the kitchen of the Drouthsloken, to which he had been carried
+almost bodily, in despite of a certain quantum of vain resistance and
+remonstrance, by which he had at first endeavoured to thwart the purpose
+of his captors. On being brought into the light of the kitchen, it was
+discovered that the captured fiddler and songster was deficient of an
+eye, at least of the use of it, as it was covered by a large green
+shade, apparently unnecessarily large, as it concealed the half of his
+face. Another peculiarity was now also observable, and this was, that
+the neck of his cloak was clasped at a most extraordinary height up on
+his face, and that he would by no means listen to any entreaties, either
+to lay aside the said cloak, or even to unloosen the clasp by which it
+was secured in so strange a position. We need scarcely add, that the
+effect of these various dispositions of his externals was to conceal
+almost entirely his countenance, of which only a small portion of the
+left side was visible; and even this it was attempted to circumscribe as
+much as possible, by the disposition of the hair of the head, which was
+carefully combed down over the exposed space.
+
+"Come now, friend," said Jones, addressing the musician, and handing
+him, at the same time, a huge brimmer of wine, "gulp this with a
+celerity that shall be creditable to thy craft, man, and let us have
+thereafter a taste of thy calling--some of thy merriest strains; for I
+mean to see if we cannot make a dance of it, by the help of these fair
+dames there"--inclining his head towards the landlord's daughters, who
+still kept their ground in the kitchen; although, if the matter had been
+inquired into, we rather fear they would have found some difficulty in
+naming the particular duty that detained them.
+
+Finding it of no use to resist the spirit which he saw prevailed amongst
+the party, the minstrel quietly despatched the contents of the goblet
+that had been presented to him, and commenced the duty that had been
+imposed upon him. On the first sound of the preliminary flourish of his
+bow becoming audible, Jones went up to the buxom daughters of Mynheer
+Tromp, and in his most gallant manner asked them if they would have any
+objection to take the floor with him and his friends, seeing that they
+had unexpectedly made the acquisition of an admirable musician,
+although, he must confess, rather an odd-looking man; and Jones, as he
+made the latter remark, looked slyly at Juliana, to mark its effect, and
+found it acknowledged by a deep but transient blush, which she
+endeavoured to conceal.
+
+The proposal, however, of a dance was accepted on the part of the
+younger sister, Joan, with eager alacrity; and on the part of Juliana
+with an appearance of the same willingness, but with a confusion and
+hesitation of manner that gave token of a counteracting feeling. Having
+obtained the consent of the fair sisters to "tread a measure," the gay
+courtier took a hand of each, and gallantly led them to the middle of
+the floor; intimating, at the same time, by signal, to his friends to
+clear the space for the impending performances--a signal which they lost
+no time in obeying; two or three seizing chairs apiece; and other two or
+three--one of whom was the laird, who seemed to enter with great
+goodwill into the spirit of the thing--lifting the table, with all it
+carried, to a distant corner of the apartment.
+
+Just as these preparations were completed, and while Jones stood in the
+middle of the floor, doing the polite to his two ladies--but directing
+his attentions most especially to the elder--their father, the jolly
+Vander Tromp, who had been absent for a considerable time, entered the
+apartment, when, perceiving what was going on--
+
+"Ah, very goot, very goot!" he said, in his most hilarious manner--his
+jolly, broad red face beaming with delight. "A daunce, a daunce--ah,
+very goot thing a daunce"--and he cracked his finger and thumb, and
+threw up one of his huge legs in the air, with an expression of
+highly-excited feeling. Then, calming down a moment--"You vill have no
+objection, Mynheer Jones, to my frow have share in the daunce?"
+
+"Objection, Tromp!" ejaculated Jones, with well-feigned horror at the
+supposition. "By no means. I shall be but too proud of the honour."
+
+"An tank you, Mynheer Jones--you are too goot." And saying this, Vander
+Tromp disappeared, with another joyous flourish of finger and thumb and
+left leg, in search of Mrs Tromp, to conduct her into the presence of
+the dancers, and to a share of their amusement.
+
+In the meantime, the parties were set, and the dance commenced with
+great vigour; Jones displaying in this exercise a degree of skill and
+grace in entire keeping with the refinement of his general manner. His
+spirits, too, were exuberant, and infused a life into all around him,
+that all the other circumstances combined could not have inspired.
+
+Although by no means wanting in attention to the younger lady, it might
+be observed, however, that Jones was much more assiduous in his
+civilities to Juliana; and, what was a yet more remarkable circumstance,
+it might also have been observed, that the musician evinced a strange
+sensation of uneasiness whenever he saw Jones paying any particular
+attention to this lady. He fidgeted in his seat, bungled the tune he was
+playing, and shot fiercer glances from his solitary optic on the
+revellers on the floor, but most especially on Jones and his fair
+favourite. What was odd, too, Jones seemed to be aware of the feeling he
+was exciting in the sensitive fiddler, and to delight in the uneasiness
+he was occasioning; for the more markedly it was evinced, the more
+assiduous and persevering was he in his gallantries. Although, however,
+all this might have been sufficiently evident to a close and vigilant
+observer, it escaped the notice of those present; for Jones managed his
+secret tactics, whatever these were, with great caution, and exhibited
+no other symptoms of consciousness than a slight, scarcely perceptible,
+smile of sly intelligence.
+
+We have said that none present were cognisant of this mysterious
+understanding, or rather misunderstanding, between Jones and the
+musician; but we are not sure that this is quite correct. There was an
+air of embarrassment about the manner of the fair Juliana, that seemed
+to indicate that she was also in possession of some share of the secret
+knowledge that was working so much underhand mischief; and of this Jones
+appeared likewise to be aware.
+
+Thus stood matters, then, with this trio, when Vander Tromp and his
+wife--the former leading the latter on his arm--came tripping into the
+kitchen, with the grace and agility of a couple of elephants; for the
+worthy spouse of the worthy landlord of the Drouthsloken was, like
+himself, of the regular Dutch build, and had very much the shape and
+appearance of a featherbed upon legs, if such an object can be
+conceived. Her breadth, which was naturally of the most formidable
+dimensions, was greatly increased by a stiff silk gown, which projected
+in rigid amplitude on all sides, and gave to her whole person an
+appearance of illimitable expanse. Notwithstanding these vast
+dimensions, there was yet a comeliness about her bulk, and an expression
+of benevolence and good-nature in her rosy countenance, that rendered
+her altogether by no means an unpleasing object.
+
+On the entrance of mine host and his larger as well as better half,
+Jones, with that gallant devotion which seemed natural to him, instantly
+advanced towards the latter, and, with a preliminary flourish of some of
+his most graceful obeisances, in which, perhaps, a very shrewd observer
+might have discovered a slight tincture of mock gallantry, invited her
+to join him in the next dance. The large lady, with a good-humoured
+smile, curtsied a ready acquiescence to the polite invitation; and, in
+the next instant, might be seen sailing majestically through the mazes
+of the dance, closely attended by her respectful and devoted partner.
+
+In the meantime, the unwilling musician seemed heartily tired of his
+employment, and looked as if he would have given a trifle not only to
+have got quit of that employment, but to have got out of the house
+altogether. Jones, however, was inexorable; and the more marked the
+fiddler's impatience became, the more unmercifully did he deal out his
+orders to "play up;" and much did he seem to delight, although he kept
+the satisfaction to himself, in the grin of irritation which his
+commands never failed to produce on the countenance of the hapless
+musician. Leaving, then, the general position of matters in the kitchen
+of the Drouthsloken in this state, we shall resume the particular
+history of the laird's proceedings, which we fear the reader may think
+we have already too long neglected.
+
+Of the ongoings of the evening the laird, who was now pretty well in the
+wind, was an attentive, but by no means a silent, spectator. In the
+enthusiasm which the proceedings passing before him had excited, he had
+mounted a chair, and from that elevated position was whooping, and
+yelling, and shouting, and clapping his hands--at once to express his
+own delight in the performances, and to encourage the performers.
+
+"That's it, my bonny lassie!" he screamed out, addressing the younger
+Tromp, whose agility particularly pleased him. "'Od ye're just doin
+amazinly! That's it! Kilt yer coats, ye cutty, and skelp at it withouten
+fear or dread! That's the true way to mak a figure on a flure!"
+
+"Feth, no amiss, guidwife, no amiss ava," he said, and now addressing
+himself to the better half of mine host of the Drouthsloken, who was
+heaving like a seventy-four in a ground-swell--"no amiss ava, considerin
+the wecht ye carry. Ye're just doin wonderfu, too, to be sae broad in
+the beam. My word, but ye are a sonsy lass," he continued, his attention
+gradually directing itself to a contemplation of her personal
+dimensions. "If ye're an unce, ye're twenty stane, quarry wecht; and
+everybody kens that's no scrimpit."
+
+"Weel dune, Jones! weel dune, lad! Hoo, hurrah! up wi't! Ye've a pair o'
+guid souple shanks o' your ain. That's it, lad--that's it! Up wi't! Hoo,
+hurrah, hurrah!"
+
+And the laird clapped his hands with a vigour and energy that emitted a
+sound more like the contact of a pair of boards than human palms; and
+accompanying this expression of heartiness of feeling with whoops and
+shouts, that drowned the noise of both feet and fiddle.
+
+Impartial in the distribution of his praises, the laird now directed his
+compliments to the various other members of the dancing party,
+severally, and finished with mine host himself.
+
+"Unco weel, laird, unco weel," he exclaimed, addressing that worthy
+performer. "Really, unco weel! ye've a wonderfu licht foot to hae sic a
+heavy stern. That's it, laird! Up wi' the left leg!--capital, capital!"
+And again the laird clapped his hands, and again raised his tremendous
+war-whoop.
+
+Hitherto the dancers had paid no particular attention to the laird's
+noisy expressions of interest in their proceedings; but they so highly
+tickled Mr Jones, that, on the conclusion of the dance, he came laughing
+up to the laird, and asked him if he would not take a turn on the floor
+on the next occasion.
+
+"No, thank ye, Mr Jones," replied the latter; "my dancin days are weel
+aboot owre now; but, though the flesh is weak, the spirit's willin, and,
+to mak mysel as guid company as possible, I'll tak a screed o' the
+fiddle an ye like; for I'm mair souple aboot the elbows than the ankles
+now-a-days, and, besides, I dinna think that fallow puts the richt
+smeddum in his tunes. They're awfu draicky, and no like our Scotch
+measures, that mak ye fling your legs aboot like flails, till ye dinna
+ken whether your heels or your head's uppermost."
+
+"Ah ha, very fair, laird," replied Jones, laughing; "and although I have
+reasons for keeping all relief from the fiddler as long as possible, I
+am so curious to hear your performance, that I, for my part, consent to
+your taking a turn of his instrument, provided he will allow you."
+
+"We'll try him," replied the laird, briefly, and at the same time
+stepping down from his high place, and thereafter proceeding with Jones
+towards the musician of the evening, in order to offer his services in
+the way of assisting him.
+
+"Friend," said Jones to the one-eyed minstrel, while the laird stood
+behind, or rather beside him, waiting the result of his
+application--"friend, have you any objection to be relieved a little in
+your labours? Here is a brother musician, who would gladly take a turn
+with you, provided you would favour him with the loan of your
+instrument."
+
+The only reply of the fiddler was a sullen, dissentient growl; for he
+was as averse to speaking as to exposing his countenance.
+
+"What! won't you lend our friend here your fiddle?" said Jones, now
+bursting out into a fit of suppressed laughter, which seemed, from its
+heartiness, and the relief which it evidently afforded him, to have been
+long pent up. "Do, man, do--you had better do. _I'll_ be much obliged to
+you"--with marked emphasis on the pronoun, which he further increased by
+a gentle but significant tread on the toe of the perplexed minstrel,
+who, after returning the secret intimation of Jones by a smile and an
+intelligent leer of his open eye, handed the fiddle to the laird without
+saying a word.
+
+The incident which we have just described was unobserved by any other
+party but those concerned in it; or, at least, if it was observed, it
+was not understood; and in this predicament also stood he who had the
+best opportunity of seeing it--namely, the laird. He saw all that passed
+between Jones and the fiddler; but he could not make out what it meant;
+nor did he seem to concern himself about discovering it. Having got the
+fiddle into his possession, the laird commenced tuning it with great
+assiduity, and with a bow stroke that showed he was well practised in
+the use of the instrument. The tuning effected to his mind, he struck
+up, with great vigour, a ranting Scotch reel, which he played with
+uncommon spirit and skill. At first, the novelty of the measure took the
+greater part of the audience by surprise. For a time they could make
+nothing of it; but music being a universal language, both the spirit and
+rhythm of the tune soon began to be perceived and appreciated; and, with
+a little schooling from Jones, who seemed not only to understand the
+music, but to be delighted with it, the dancers were placed in the order
+of a reel; and, by a vigilant superintendence of their motions on the
+part of the latter, they contrived to get through the figure with
+tolerable correctness. All were delighted with the new dance. It was
+repeated again and again, and every time with increased success, and a
+diminishing necessity for the interference of Jones, who, having entered
+fully into the spirit of the mirthful train, whooped and yelled as
+vociferously as ever the laird had done. His enthusiasm was infectious;
+all caught it--even the broad-beamed wife of Vander Tromp, who moved
+under the inspiring influence of the laird's bow with an agility that no
+one could have believed her ponderous person capable of; while the
+others, including mine portly host himself, flung, and flew, and
+shuffled, as madly as the witches in the midnight dance in Alloway Kirk.
+The spell, in short, of the laird's music was complete, and each owned
+the hilarious spirit which it was so well calculated to diffuse over all
+who were within reach of its influence--in other words, over all who
+were within hearing of the laird's admirably-played fiddle. Inspired
+with additional glee by these indications of the powerful effect of his
+music, the laird still further heightened its influence by breaking out,
+as he played, into short, abrupt shouts, which were responded to, from
+time to time, by the male dancers, but with most especial emphasis by
+Jones, who seemed to be, altogether, at the very acme of human
+enjoyment.
+
+It was while the revellers were thus dinning the drowsy ear of night
+with their obstreperous mirth, and while they were yet in the full
+career of enjoyment, that four persons suddenly entered the kitchen of
+the Drouthsloken. They were in the garb of seamen, wearing large, shaggy
+pea-jackets, and low, round-crowned, glazed hats, with circular flaps
+projecting behind. Although, however, all were dressed nearly alike,
+there was one who evidently took the lead amongst them. He was a young
+man, and had an air of authority in his manner to which the rest seemed
+to pay deference. Some differences, too, in his outer habiliments,
+notwithstanding of the general resemblance that prevailed in this
+particular, pointed him out as of a superior grade to the others. This
+person was not unknown to the inmates of the house. He was recognised as
+Captain Hagedorn of the Jungfrau of Rotterdam--a man of fierce,
+irascible temper, and an ardent, although not very acceptable, admirer
+of Juliana. On his entrance, therefore, he was immediately greeted as an
+acquaintance by Tromp, his wife, and their two daughters--by Juliana,
+however, with an evident confusion and embarrassment of manner. To these
+greetings, Hagedorn vouchsafed the return only of a surly and
+unintelligible muttering, while he proceeded to provide himself with a
+chair, on which he placed himself directly opposite the one-eyed
+minstrel, at whom he threw, from time to time, looks of the most
+malignant ferocity.
+
+All, especially Juliana, who had reasons for fearing the worst, seemed
+impressed with the belief that the fellow was bent on mischief, and that
+he had come there for the especial purpose. Of this they were more
+convinced, on observing the brass-tipped sheaths of cutlasses projecting
+from beneath the pea-jackets of the intruders. Their fears were not long
+of being realised.
+
+"Tromp," said Hagedorn (we take the liberty of translating, in this, and
+all other similar cases), "I thought you kept a regular, decent house.
+Such is the character you pretend to, at any rate."
+
+"And such," replied Tromp, with a blush of honest indignation, "is the
+character I maintain. Who shall gainsay it?"
+
+"Why, there are some things going on here to-night that don't look much
+like it," replied Hagedorn. "Know ye, Tromp, or does Juliana know, who
+this one-eyed gallant is?" pointing to the late serenader.
+
+"Whether they do or not, they shall soon know, and so shall you to your
+cost, Hagedorn!" replied the minstrel, starting to his feet, and hastily
+stripping off the disguise, eye-patch and all, in which he was
+enveloped; a proceeding which discovered to the astonished
+onlookers--not, however, including either Jones or Juliana, who had a
+previous knowledge of his identity--a tall, handsome,
+gentlemanly-looking young man, well known as Sir Lionel Musgrave, one of
+the gayest and most respected of those English gentlemen who shared the
+misfortunes and exile of Charles II. during the existence of the
+Commonwealth.
+
+"Ha!" said Hagedorn, starting to his feet, on Musgrave discovering
+himself. "So, I have unearthed the fox, eh!" And, as he spoke, he made a
+grasp at Musgrave's throat; which the latter evaded by adroitly stepping
+back a pace, when he instantly drew his sword and made a pass at
+Hagedorn, who, however, skilfully warded it off with his cutlass, to
+which he had had recourse the moment he missed his hold of his
+antagonist. These proceedings were, of course, a signal to all the other
+men in the apartment to muster on their respective sides; and this they
+instantly did. Hagedorn's men immediately drew; Jones and his party did
+the same; and the women ran screaming from the scene of the impending
+contest. In one instant after, a general melée commenced. There were
+deep oaths, overturning of tables, and clashing of swords in every
+direction, and all the other characteristics of a tremendous and very
+serious hubbub. Blows, too, were not wanting. They fell thick and fast
+on all sides.
+
+Hitherto our friend the laird had remained an idle, but
+sufficiently-astonished spectator of the strange and sudden scene that
+had been thus brought before his visual organs. Though an idle, he was
+not altogether, however, a mute witness of the proceedings that were
+going forward.
+
+"'Od! this _is_ a queer business!" he muttered to himself. "Wha on earth
+wad hae thocht that yon blin-ee'd, broken-doon-lookin soul o' a fiddler
+wad hae turned oot a braw young swanky like that? Na, na, that'll no
+do," suddenly added the laird, and now referring to the circumstance of
+Jones being hard pressed by two of the intruders. "Twa on ane--that'll
+never do." And the laird looked around him for some weapon wherewith he
+might compensate the odds against his friend. Nothing of this kind more
+efficient than the tongs presenting itself, the laird leaped down from
+the table on which he had been perched in the quality of musician, and,
+seizing the afore-mentioned instrument by the feet, advanced upon the
+foe, shouting, "Stan to them, Jones! stan to them, lad! till I gie them
+a taste o' the tangs!" And, in the same instant, he discharged a blow at
+the head of one of Jones' assailants that laid him senseless on the
+floor. Finding his first effort so successful, the laird repeated the
+experiment on the prostrate man's companion with precisely the same
+result. Down he went also with a fractured skull. "That's the way!"
+shouted the laird, now greatly excited by his own destructive exertions;
+"ca' them down like nine-pins! Soop them aff the face o' the yearth!"
+
+At this moment, the laird's Io Pęans were interrupted by the entrance of
+a party of the town-guard, whom Tromp had summoned to his aid. These
+immediately seized on the intruders, as they were pointed out by the
+latter--the fallen men having so far recovered as to be now sitting up,
+although evidently sick and giddy from the effects of the laird's blows,
+and looking, as he said himself, "unco white aboot the gills"--and
+marched them off to the guard-house, to answer in due time to the
+judicial authorities of the city for the breach of the peace of which
+they had been guilty.
+
+On the kitchen of the Drouthsloken being cleared of the enemy, an
+investigation into the extent of personal injury sustained took place,
+when it was found that this was, after all, very trivial, consisting
+only of two or three slight flesh wounds, of which Musgrave bore two,
+and one or two others one apiece.
+
+"And now, laird," said Jones, addressing the latter, "what share of the
+honours have you got?"
+
+"Deil a scratch," replied the laird. "Feth, I didna gie them time for
+that. I didna stan whilly-whain wi' them, wi' a bit shabble in my haun,
+as ye a' did, but gied them richt knock-me-doon thuds at ance--sent them
+owre like stots, ane after the ither. Feth! commen me to a pair o' tangs
+in a kitchen row. It maks clean wark. I'll think mair o' them as a
+weapon, baith o' offence and defence, than ever I did."
+
+"In such hands as yours, laird, they certainly are a
+sufficiently-formidable weapon. Had it not been for them and you
+together, I would scarce have got off so scatheless as I have done. I
+owe you a good turn, and it shall not be forgotten. I promised you an
+introduction to the king; and I shall not only fulfil that promise, but,
+as my word goes a long way with him, I shall give such an account of you
+as, I answer for it, will insure you a favourable reception, and
+probably procure you some still more substantial tokens of his regard."
+
+"Ou, thank ye, sir, thank ye," said the laird; "but I dinna see that I
+hae dune onything the nicht that should entitle me to ony special favour
+frae his most gracious Majesty. What interest can he possibly hae in a
+kitchen collyshangy like this?"
+
+"More than you're aware of, perhaps, laird; but never mind that in the
+meantime. Here comes Tromp, to read us a lecture, I daresay, on the
+evening's occurrences, although it was none of our fault either. Ha,
+Musgrave, my spark!" continued Jones, and now turning to that
+gallant--"didst think I couldn't have known thee? 'Od's fish, man, I
+would have known the cut of thy jib, although thou hadst been sewn in a
+sack."
+
+"Faith, your ----" A wink from Jones prevented the word that was about
+to follow. The wink was understood. "Faith, my friend," said Musgrave,
+laughing, "to tell a truth, I had no idea you were here. It was intended
+for a stolen march--to see whether I could not win my wager, by cutting
+ye out in the good graces of our landlord's fair daughter July." The
+conversation between Jones and Musgrave was here interrupted by the
+approach of Tromp, who came not, as the latter had suspected, to
+complain of what had occurred, but merely to request that the gentlemen
+would now retire, as it was getting late, and as his household was in a
+state of great alarm and confusion, in consequence of what had taken
+place.
+
+The request was too respectfully made, and in itself too reasonable, to
+admit of the smallest objection. The party immediately donned their hats
+and cloaks, when Jones, taking the laird by the hand, told him to remain
+where he was for the night, and that he would wait upon him on the
+following morning to conduct him to the king.
+
+Agreeably to his promise, early in the forenoon of the following day,
+Jones, attended by a gay band of cavaliers, entered the apartment in
+which the laird was at breakfast.
+
+"Oh, Mr Jones, hoo are ye?" said the latter, rising from his seat on the
+entrance of the former. "I'm sure this is very guid o' ye. Nane the waur
+o' the bit stramash we had last nicht, I hope?"
+
+"Oh! not a bit, not a bit, kind thanks to you for that, laird," replied
+Jones. "Now, my friend," continued the latter, "I am better than my
+word: I promised to bring you to the king; instead of this, I have
+brought the king to you. Any objection, laird, to take me for your
+lawful, but unfortunate king? I am Charles," he said, in a tone of more
+earnest emphasis.
+
+Need we describe the laird's amazement at this astounding disclosure? We
+need not. The reader will conceive it. Although he looked unutterable
+things, all that he said was--
+
+"Gude preserve me! is that a fact?" pronounced in the slow, deliberate
+tone of overwhelming and perplexed amazement.
+
+The sequel of our tale is soon told. Charles settled a small pension on
+the laird--all that his circumstances at the time would afford--on which
+he lived for several years at the Hague. He subsequently found his way
+back to Scotland, the distracted state of the king's affairs preventing
+the regular payment of his pension. In the meantime, years rolled on,
+and changes took place, and amongst these came the Restoration. Charles
+was restored to the throne of his ancestors. On this throne the monarch
+had not been many days seated, when he was informed by one of the pages
+in waiting that they had been much annoyed by an old grey-headed
+Scotchman, with a large flat blue bonnet on his head, insisting on
+admission to His Majesty's presence.
+
+"Did he give his name?" replied the monarch.
+
+"He did, please your majesty," replied the page; "he said he was sure
+that, if we would inform your majesty that it was the Laird of Lucky's
+How who sought admission, your majesty would instantly grant him an
+audience."
+
+"He was right," said Charles, smiling. "I recollect the honest man well.
+Admit him next time he presents himself."
+
+The laird came, was admitted, and was received with a most cordial
+welcome by the good-natured monarch. They talked over the occurrences of
+the evening they had spent in the kitchen of the Drouthsloken; and the
+laird was finally dismissed, with a promise, shortly afterwards
+redeemed, of his being reinstated in his patrimonial lands. To this
+other gratuities were added, to an amount that amply compensated him, as
+he often himself said, for all that he had suffered in the royal cause.
+Some will say, perhaps, and with too much truth, that Charles was not so
+grateful to all his friends; but, in the present instance, we have only
+to do with the case of the Laird of Lucky's How.
+
+
+
+
+THE ABDUCTION.
+
+
+The farm of Kelpiehaugh, at a short distance from Lessudden, was, at an
+early period of the St Boswell's meetings, occupied by Giles Ramsay--a
+man who, as often happens in Scotland, was not loth to admit that "his
+grey mare was the better horse." He liked the philosophy of the old
+ballad quoted by Shakspere, and received it as a general maxim, that
+"nought's to be had at a woman's hand" unless, in every case, "ye gie
+her a' the plea." And, verily, Matty did not love him the worse for his
+correct notions of woman-kind, though, as for anything like gratitude
+for his easy submission to her entire authority, she knew nothing of the
+sentiment, if she did not heartily despise it. The reason was indeed
+plain enough; for she had the capacity to know that, whatever
+superiority nature intended her husband should possess over her, in his
+character of one of the lords of the creation, he had none whatever in
+the capacity of her husband. In this there was a secret which she
+communicated to no one; and that was simply, that Giles was, in all
+respects, a stupid, simple, honest "cudden," and she was one of the
+cleverest dames that ever made a good-natured husband cry "barlafummil"
+in a matrimonial skirmish. Yet, with all the guidwife's cleverness, she
+had not been able either to prevent Giles from getting behind with his
+rent--the more by token as, we fancy, that Kelpiehaugh was too dear--or
+to get "the glaikit hizzy," Mary, her daughter, well buckled to a canny
+laird, who might help them to pay up their arrears. The first was
+clearly no marvel; but the second might have been termed some what
+extraordinary, seeing the young woman was as fair as Dowsabell.
+
+Something as regarded the rent depended upon the next sale of cattle at
+St Boswell's, for which honest Giles had ready six as good stirks as
+ever grazed on a green lea; and it was arranged between him and the
+better partner of the matrimonial firm, that he must get six pounds for
+every head of them, otherwise he might have small chance for "love's
+roundelay" on his return.
+
+"It will mak thirty-six pounds, Giles," said Matty; "and that will
+enable us to pay up ten pounds o' oor arrears."
+
+"And what will I get for a superplus o' a pound a-head on them?" said
+Giles.
+
+"The liberty to buy a new gown for Mary," replied she, "that we may try
+to get her aff at the next fair. But, if ye sell them for a pound less,
+I rede ye to seek a quieter bield for your hame than Kelpiehaugh will be
+on your return."
+
+And so primed, old Giles set off with his six stirks to St Boswell's. He
+arrived at the green, and exposed his bestial in the most favourable
+manner he could; but he found that Matty's price did not accord with the
+humour of the buyers, who probably thought proper to judge for
+themselves in the question of value. The time passed, and Giles saw
+before him nothing but the necessity of driving the stirks back again to
+Kelpiehaugh--an operation he by no means relished. As he stood musing on
+the apparently forlorn hope of a customer, an old man, much bent, with a
+grey beard, and a patch over his left eye as big as the blind of him of
+forging celebrity, "Blackpatch" himself, came up to him, and at once
+offered him eight pounds a-head for his stock. The old farmer wondered,
+smiled, and accepted. The bargain was struck, and forty-eight good
+pounds were instanter placed in the hands of the seller.
+
+"Now I have a favour to ask of you, good Mr Ramsay," said the buyer.
+
+"It will be an unreasonable request I winna grant to ane wha has gien me
+my ain price," replied the farmer. "What is't?"
+
+"That you will drive the cattle home to Kelpiehaugh, and keep them there
+at my risk and cost till I send for them," said the other.
+
+"Granted, and wi' thanks," said the farmer.
+
+"I have another favour to ask," said the other.
+
+"As mony's ye like, sir, if they're a' o' a kind," answered the farmer,
+smiling. "Out wi't."
+
+"That you'll give me a bed at Kelpiehaugh to-night," said the old man.
+"I have a distance to ride, and would fain halve the stage, by making
+your house a half-way resting-place.
+
+"Of a surety, sir," replied the farmer; "ye'll hae the best bed and the
+best victuals Kelpiehaugh can boast o', and nae boast after a', though
+Matty, I am proud to say, kens hussyskep as weel as ony woman in a' the
+shirradom. Will ye gang wi' me, or come yersel?"
+
+"I will come by myself," said the buyer. "I have some other affairs to
+settle before the fair breaks up, and it may be later than your time
+before I have finished."
+
+The matter being thus arranged, the two parted. Giles was anxious to
+know who his customer was; but no one could tell anything of him, and
+the hour getting forward to the gloaming, he set off again for his farm,
+with his forty-eight pounds in his pocket, and the cattle before him. On
+his approaching Kelpiehaugh, Matty, along with her fair daughter, was at
+the door, waiting for him. It was now dark; but she could hear his voice
+in articulations which pleased her not. "Hey! hey! yaud! yaud!" and then
+came the sound of a thwack on the backs of the lazy troop he was driving
+before him.
+
+"And ye've brought them back again, ye sorry simpleton?" cried the wife.
+
+The husband answered nothing, but continued thumping at the nolt with
+his "hey," and "yaud," and "phew"--every ejaculation having the effect
+of an objurgatory attack on the dame herself.
+
+"Ay, ay," she cried, "thump them and drive them into the shed, Giles,
+that they may be ready for the roup o' our plenishing and stocking. The
+auctioneer's hammer will knock them down wi' mair pith than that rung ye
+are using, wi' a' the spite o' an angry disappointed man, wha couldna
+mak a sale o' his ain kye."
+
+Her cutting words had still no effect upon the good-natured farmer, who
+continued his operations till he got the six steers safely lodged in
+their shed. He then came into the house quietly, and, with a "heigh-ho,
+that job's weel owre," sat him down by the side of the fire, opposite to
+his wife and daughter. For some minutes there was silence in the house
+of Kelpiehaugh; the reason whereof was that Matty's authority was for
+once apparently disregarded, or set at naught, by the apparent absence
+of all tokens of fear and contrition on the part of her mate. She had
+already indicated sufficiently her sense of his stupidity, and given him
+a peremptory notice of what he might expect for the next half-year to
+come; yet there was he, against all custom, and all the laws of marital
+subordination, sitting as easy and comfortable as if he merited her
+praise and deserved her blessing. She could only look daggers at him,
+with occasionally an expression of staring wonder at a nonchalance that
+disproved twenty years of authority.
+
+"Is there naething in Kelpiehaugh for its master to eat or drink?" said
+he, at last, in a calm, soft voice. "A hard day's wark deserves
+something at e'en."
+
+"Is he adding impertinence to his folly?" thought the dame, as she sat
+doggedly silent and immoveable.
+
+"Come, Mary," added he; "since Matty will gie us naething, rise, lassie,
+and gie your father the best that's in the house, and, by way o' bribe,
+here's a new gown to ye--the bonniest and brawest I could find at St
+Boswell's."
+
+The girl started up and laid hold of the dress. The bright hues glared
+on her eyes. The dame cast a side-eye on the gaudy article.
+
+"Waur and waur, Giles," she ejaculated. "Are ye mad, man? What, in the
+name o' a' that's guid or ill, possessed ye? Will that gown pay our
+rent?"
+
+"Maybe it may," rejoined Giles. "Mary's the bonniest lass on this side
+o' the Tweed, and beauty's nae waur o' being weel buskit. It may bring
+her a husband wha'll pay our rent; and, if it doesna, there's nae
+skaith, seeing we may yet be able to do it oursels."
+
+"The man's as mad as a March hare, or a gled-stung quey," cried Matty.
+
+"But am I to get nae supper, Matty?" rejoined he, with the same
+calmness.
+
+"The deil a bit," ejaculated the dame.
+
+"Maybe this may bribe ye," said he, as he pulled out of another pocket a
+gown-piece, as bright as the other, for his beloved spouse.
+
+The charm had no power, save that of increasing the wonder of the dame;
+and the statement which immediately followed, that there was a stranger
+to be entertained at Kelpiehaugh that night, roused her still farther.
+It was not till she began to look more narrowly into the face of her
+husband, that she observed a dry humour about him, that might be
+anything but the result of an unsuccessful attempt to dispose of his
+bestial, and, going up to him, she shook him heartily by the shoulders.
+
+"Come, come, Giles," she said, "there's a secret at the bottom o' a'
+this, and maybe this may explain it."
+
+And, seizing his pocket-book, she opened it, and pulled forth the bunch
+of notes. They were counted on the instant, and the eyes of the dame
+brightened up at every addition to the calculation. The farmer explained
+all, and, in the course of his narration, Matty's wonder waxed great
+again. She was not altogether satisfied. She looked at the notes, to see
+that they were not forged; glanced at Giles; fell into a brown study;
+looked at Mary; hemmed and heyed; and began to make preparations for the
+stranger. In about an hour afterwards, the old customer arrived, was
+ushered in to the fire, and took his seat, while Giles went to look to
+the putting-up of his horse, which, he observed, was as clever and
+clean-limbed a creature as that which carried the "fair ladye" and "true
+Thomas" over the Eildon Hills. The supper was, in the meantime, in the
+act of being served up. The old man coughed and told stories, Mary
+listened, and Matty eyed her guest with a peculiar expression, which
+made him rub his beard, cough more and more, and retire farther into the
+recess which he had taken possession of. Nor would the supper draw him
+forth; for he said he had supped before he came, yet had he no objection
+to drink the ale which Matty handed him, and was as merry as an old man
+might be, who had seen so many summers as his beard betokened. Many a
+thing they talked of, but they all concerned the farmer, and his wife
+and daughter; for the never a word would he say of himself, either as to
+what he was, or where he lived--the dry skeleton of a name, Mr
+Farquharson, being all he gratified them with, while, in return, he
+asked so much of the condition and doings of his host and family, that
+one might have thought he intended either to pay their arrears of rent,
+or marry the daughter, at the very least. The supper, of which he
+partook not, being done, he said he wished not to put them about in
+their arrangements, and would be very well pleased to lie in the small
+bed behind him, unless that were set apart for some other of the family.
+
+"That ye may weel hae, sir," said Matty on the instant, "if ye hae a
+fancy to it. A sma' reward for the guid price ye gae for the cattle.
+Mary can sleep for a nicht in the kitchen--for Jenny is at St Boswell's,
+and winna be hame before the morn."
+
+"You will have only one night's trouble of me," replied the old man;
+"but you may have more of the cattle--eight at least--and I think I will
+better pay you beforehand, Mr Ramsay, that there may be no mistake when
+the men come to take them away."
+
+And he put into the farmer's hand three times the sum he would have
+demanded for the keeping of the steers. The farmer would have refused
+the money, but Matty, whose by-play all along had been unnoticed by her
+husband, pinched him on the arm, and the words of rejection died away in
+his mouth. The parties afterwards retired to bed, leaving the strange
+visiter in the apartment allotted to him.
+
+"I never did a better day's wark, guidwife," said the farmer to his
+partner, when they went up-stairs.
+
+"Hush! hush! man, ye dinna ken what ye have done," replied she; and the
+next moment she was busy whispering something in the ear of the farmer.
+He started instantly, cried, "Impossible, impossible!" and stood for a
+moment in dismay and consternation. But Matty gave him no time for
+thought. She was again busy with his ear; and the next exhibition he
+made was of an opposite character--a strange expression was upon his
+face, and he slapped her upon the back in the extravagance of a feeling
+that, whether betokening good-humour or not, seemed to have no bounds.
+In a short time, the house was as quiet as Grimalkin himself could have
+wished it, when bent on a hunting foray. All had apparently gone to bed,
+and the stillness continued till considerably after midnight. A slow tap
+at the kitchen-door showed that one individual at least was astir.
+
+"Mary, Mary, are you awake?" said a voice, that at least was
+uninterrupted by a cough.
+
+The answer was a whisper from within. After some parley, the door was
+opened, and a series of secret doings, among which the opening of the
+outer door of the house, a recourse to the stable, the saddling of the
+fleet horse, and other furtive preparations for a departure, were the
+most important. During all this time, the figure of a female wrapped in
+a cloak stood in the recess of the door. The horse was quietly walked to
+the loan, and the mantled figure glided as secretly as a ghost, who
+knows that the pimp Gallus will shortly awaken, to the starting-post.
+One swing brought her to the pad, and another placed before her one whom
+the light of the faint moon exhibited without a bend in his body or
+beard on his chin. Away they set--
+
+ "On, on they rade, and farther on--
+ The steed gaed swifter than the wind--
+ Until they reach'd a desert wide,
+ And living land was left behind."
+
+Not a word passed between the couple. The one was occupied spurring on
+the steed, and the other clung to him, as if love had nerved her arms,
+and made them as tenacious of the grasp of his waist as Lenora, of
+German celebrity, was of the soulless body of her Wilhelm. Sometimes he
+slackened his pace, to ascertain whether the guidman of Kelpiehaugh was
+up and away in quest of runaway bride, like the Gręmes after the heiress
+of Netherby, over Cannobie-lee; and then, when he thought he heard the
+clatter of a horse's hoof, he applied the spur again, and away they
+went, over moss and muir, with such speed as love and fear in the rider
+may alone impart to the obedient steed. At other times, the space of a
+few minutes was devoted to soft whispers, and the gallant pressed the
+encircling arms of his fair one, and sighed as he felt her embrace as
+tight as a lover's heart could wish. He was as happy as one who is on
+the verge of the enjoyment of stolen pleasures can be in a world where
+lawful indulgences had no zest for him; and he turned his head for the
+muffled kiss, which was granted as freely as any rieving lover, even
+Lochinvar himself or Jock o' Hazeldean, could have desired. Nor less was
+he pleased with the pressure of her fair arms, which accompanied or
+followed the other demonstrations of her affection, and the speed of his
+steed, now safe, as he thought himself, from all pursuit, was quickened,
+that he might reach the goal, where all the joys of a long-sighed-for
+possession awaited him. At length he gave his horse breathing-time, and,
+taking himself a long inspiration--
+
+"When, think ye, Mary," said he, "I will send for the six steers I
+purchased from your father yesterday?"
+
+"Maybe never, Robert," was the whispered reply.
+
+"You say right, love. It was never my intention," said he. "I thought it
+but fair to leave old Giles some consideration for his daughter."
+
+A squeeze was the expression of the gratitude felt by the female for the
+boon so generously bestowed on the farmer of Kelpiehaugh.
+
+"Was I known, think ye?" he continued. "I liked not the sharp eye of
+your mother. By my faith! I quailed under it. The devil an ancient
+carlin duenna in an old romance ever observed so sharp a look-out for
+the safety of her ward. But, ha! ha! Mary, we have outwitted the old
+dame, and let her catch us now, if she can. We want only two miles of
+Langholm, and then, hey! hey! and be merry, as the song says--
+
+ 'Now all this time let us be merry,
+ And set nocht by this world a cherry.'
+
+Safe in my house at Langholm, Mary, let Giles and his old dame enjoy the
+bargain they have got. They may sell the steers at the next fair of St
+Boswell's; but I will not so soon part with my Mary."
+
+"Na, I hope not," replied the whispering female. "But hearna ye the
+sounds of a horse's feet?"
+
+The lover turned his head.
+
+"Your father, by the rood!" cried he; and, clapping spurs again to his
+horse, they set off at a quick gallop, with a view to distance their
+pursuer, who was no other than Giles Ramsay himself, mounted on one of
+his quickest plough-horses, and brandishing a huge cudgel, in the double
+act of beating his nag and threatening vengeance on the fugitives.
+
+The pursued were now in danger of being overtaken; for the greater speed
+of the hunter was counterbalanced by the greater burden, and it was
+clearly a cast-up whether they would be able to escape the vengeance
+that awaited them. But, whatever might be the issue, there was no want
+of energy in either hand or heel of the abductor; and he lashed and
+spurred his steed more furiously as his fears increased--
+
+ "Still looking the sidelong woods among,
+ Before, around him, and behind;
+ And aye, whene'er the echo rung,
+ The steed flew swifter than the wind."
+
+And no less energetic was the fearful pursuer, whose hearty thwacks upon
+the curpan of his shaggy cart-tracer, mixed with loud halloos, might be
+heard in the distance, awakening the echoes of the silent night. The
+lover relished not the appearance, and still less the cries, of the
+lusty farmer; and as little apparently did his companion--who, as the
+horse increased his speed, grasped her abductor round the waist--wish to
+fall into the hands of the enraged pursuer. Away they scoured, and,
+"Fear not, Mary--love will distance the old churl," fell from the lips
+of the panting lover, in reply to the inspiring pressure of her arms;
+while, "Na, na, Robert, flee for the love o' heaven," added more energy
+to the spur, and more passion to his breast. They reached the skirts of
+the woody Langholm; but it was not the abductor's intention to stop at
+his residence, while he was in danger of being overtaken; so, striking
+to the left, and dashing into a _corrie_, or deep lirk of a hill, he
+stretched on with the flight of desperation. His wish was to clear the
+fern brae, as the height was called, and, getting into the thick wood at
+the back, make a sudden turn, and elude the quick eye of the farmer; but
+the latter kept dashing and bounding on, hallooing in the distance, and
+still brandishing his oaken ryss, in the most fearful demonstrations of
+a vengeance that would be contented with nothing less, apparently, than
+the body of the one, and the life of the other. Still the fond female
+turned her eyes behind, and, giving her companion reports of the
+progress of the pursuer, kept up his energies and alive his spirit.
+
+"All the work of that accursed old duenna, your mother," muttered he.
+
+"Ay, ay, nae doot, nae doot," rejoined she, and hugged him again more
+closely than ever. The turn of the fern hill did not seem, however, to
+bring the relief which it promised, for the couple were still within
+hail of the redoubted Giles; and his shouting reverberated among the
+rocks like the tally-ho of the hunter, or rather like the deep-mouthed
+bay of the pack.
+
+But here a more extraordinary phenomenon presented itself, and that was
+an accession of strength to the sturdy Giles of no fewer than three
+horsemen, who, probably attracted by his war-whoop, had tendered their
+services in endeavouring to overtake and seize the fugitives. This
+circumstance was proclaimed by a united cry of the whole pursuers, which
+rung in the ears of the lover like the howl which met the Florentine on
+his visit to the region of the wicked in Hades. There was, however, more
+in the appearance of the strangers, as seen in the light of the now
+bright moon, than in their war-shout that carried dismay to the breast
+of the abductor. What this was, he told not; but his muttering of "Who
+can have brought him and his servants to this part of the country at
+this time?" satisfied his companion that he knew the individuals who had
+thus opportunely joined the cause of the farmer; and now, if indeed that
+were possible, he urged his panting steed forward at a still quicker
+pace. His chance of escape was diminishing every moment. The horses of
+the assistants were fleeter than those of the farmer; and, if he did not
+succeed in overtaking the fugitives, it was too evident that they would
+accomplish for him the object he had in view. The lover seemed doubtful
+what he should do--whether still to press on, lay down his charge, or
+make a sweep round the hill, and take refuge in Langholm. A clump of
+trees now intervening between him and the party, he appeared to resolve
+suddenly on the last manoeuvre; and his reason probably was, that he
+might have time to secrete his fair one among some of the outhouses of
+the mansion before the pursuers came up. Acting upon this resolution, he
+turned the head of his horse, swept in by the tail of the height, struck
+into a loan, and, after a rapid run of a few minutes, was opposite to
+the house of Langholm.
+
+"Quick! quick, Mary! jump and follow me," he cried, as he took her in
+his arms. "This way," and he flew first to one door and then another.
+They were shut, and he had no alternative left but to take his fair
+charge into the mansion itself. Rushing up-stairs, and dragging after
+him his abducted love, he reached a small bedroom, thrust her into it,
+shut the door, locked it, and returned to face boldly his pursuers. By
+the time he arrived at the landing-place, his horse had sought the
+stable; and there was no apparent sign, save his appearance there at
+that hour, of his having been engaged in the unlawful undertaking for
+which he had been so hotly pursued.
+
+"I have paid well for my love-errantry," said he, as he took a
+handkerchief, and wiped the sweat from his face. "There is not another
+beauty in Scotland for whom I would have toiled as I have now done. Have
+I given them the slip? Mayhap I may, unless I am right in that fearful
+conjecture, suggested by the appearance of my strange pursuers."
+
+"Ho, there!" cried the voice of a man, rushing up on horseback. "What is
+this, Robert?"
+
+"My father!" ejaculated the youth; "what has brought you from Craigton
+at this hour?"
+
+"Robert! Robert!" ejaculated a voice from a bedroom window, at that
+moment drawn up--"why have you placed a woman in my bedroom, and locked
+her in?"
+
+"Is that you, my love?" rejoined the father, in answer to the cry of his
+wife. "Why, here is some infernal mystery. Your mother and I arrived
+here to-day. We heard you were at St Boswell's, and I left her here that
+I might go and join you at the market. Now I have returned to witness a
+scene that baffles all my wits. Here is a man who has a claim upon you
+which your mother corroborates by her extraordinary inquiry."
+
+The cavalcade at that moment came up--Giles in the rear, still
+brandishing his rung, and muttering incoherent threats against the
+abductor. The youth was surrounded: his father cried for information,
+his mother screamed from the window. Giles demanded restitution, and the
+voice of the abducted female was heard in shrill tones over all.
+
+"Ha! Matty, lass, this is sad wark," cried the farmer, on recognising
+the voice of his wife.
+
+"Is it possible, Robert Melville," said the father, "that you could
+disgrace your family and your pedigree, by carrying off the wife of this
+honest farmer--a woman stricken in years--and place her in the bedroom
+occupied by your mother?"
+
+"It's owre true," cried Giles, with something like a suppressed laugh.
+"I see her face at the window. He came to Kelpiehaugh habited as an auld
+man, wi' a grey beard stuck on his chin, and a scratch wig on his head;
+and, in return for a supper and a bed, carried aff my helpmate, wi' whom
+I hae lived, in love and honour, for thirty years."
+
+The scene was getting more extraordinary. The young man was sceptical of
+the truth of Giles' statement; but he could not disprove it by stating
+what he conceived to be the veritable fact--that he had run away with
+Mary, the young daughter of the farmer of Kelpiehaugh. He looked at the
+latter, then turned up his eyes to the window, where he then saw only
+the face of his mother. Her cries still rung in his ears; the father
+called for the key; Giles insisted on the truth of his statement; and
+the inquiries of the servants mingled with the general confusion. By an
+impulse he could not resist, he gave his father the key; the door was
+opened, and the mother, who was now dressed, came down-stairs, along
+with her husband, followed by the female, on whom they turned eyes in
+which wonder and indignation alternated their suitable expressions. The
+female threw back her hood.
+
+"We hae had a lang and a hard ride, Mr Melville," said she. "My feth, ye
+did weel, but your horse did better; and, Giles, man, ye did as I never
+saw ye do before."
+
+"I couldna want ye, Matty," replied Giles; "and, if I havena testified
+my love for ye by this nicht's wark, never a man in Scotland ever proved
+his affection for his wife."
+
+The absence of all ill-humour, the winks which Matty directed to the
+wonderstruck youth, and his apparent amazement, added to the puzzle
+which perplexed the minds of the father and the mother.
+
+"What does all this mean, Robert?" cried the mother.
+
+"For God's sake, explain this extraordinary affair!" rejoined the
+father.
+
+The youth was still mute. At length Matty whispered something in his
+ear. He spoke for the first time since the scene commenced.
+
+"It may be as you say, Mrs Ramsay," said he.
+
+"Aweel, it's a' richt," replied she; "but it may please Giles and mysel
+if ye will acknowledge it in the presence o' your father and mother."
+
+"I have no objections," replied he; and, turning to his parents, who
+understood not one word of all this dialogue, and far less of the
+strange scene still acting around them, he added, "I hereby declare, in
+presence of you, as witnesses, that I hereby renounce all claim----"
+
+"To whom?" cried the mother; "to another man's wife--an aged matron?
+Fie, Robert! Say no more. Close the lips that would dishonour a son in
+presence of his parents."
+
+"I hereby renounce all claim to six stirks at present lying at the farm
+of Kelpiehaugh, and promise never to trouble Giles Ramsay for the same."
+
+"It's a' settled and adjusted," cried Matty. "I am satisfied; and Giles,
+I fancy, you are no ill-pleased wi' my nicht's wark?"
+
+"I dinna ken which o' us hae dune best," replied the farmer. "Between
+us, our arrears o' rent will be paid up. My bargain was guid; but I
+freely admit yours is better."
+
+"Then this affair is at last arranged?" said the youth.
+
+The farmer assented. The worthy couple bade adieu to their friends, and
+proceeded on their way to Kelpiehaugh. We cannot tell what explanations
+took place at Langholm between the young man and his parents; neither
+can we tell precisely the import of the conversation that took place
+between the farmer and his wife on their journey homewards; but we
+strongly suspect they enjoyed a hearty laugh at the clever manoeuvre
+of the dame. It is probable that Giles himself was in the secret; at
+least the good-humour he exhibited in getting again possession of his
+spouse would lead us to believe that he had been a willing party in the
+plot that had been so cleverly laid and executed. How far the daughter
+was to blame has not been recorded; and, to do justice to the farmer and
+his wife, they never taxed her with indiscretion. She was some time
+afterwards married, and so put beyond the power of the wild youth who
+had been so completely foiled by the genius of a clever dame.
+
+
+
+
+SIR PATRICK HUME.
+
+A TALE OF THE HOUSE OF MARCHMONT.
+
+
+Sir Patrick Hume of Polwarth was elected representative of the County of
+Berwick in the year 1665, being then in the twenty-fifth year of his
+age. He was a lover of freedom, a lover of his country, and a staunch
+Presbyterian. In those days, however, a love of freedom was a dangerous
+principle either to avow or to carry into Parliament. The tyrant
+Charles, whom some falsely call the Merry Monarch, was then attempting
+to rule the empire with a rod of iron. You have all heard of his Long
+Parliament, and of his afterwards governing the country, like an
+absolute tyrant, without a Parliament at all. Fettered and servile as
+parliaments then were, young Hume had boldly stood forward as the
+advocate of civil and religious liberty; and, when the arbitrary monarch
+sent down a mandate to Scotland for a levy of men and of money, that he
+might carry his plans of despotism the more effectually into execution,
+Sir Patrick resisted the slavishness with which it was about to be
+obeyed.
+
+"What!" exclaimed he, "are we mere instruments in the hands of the
+king--creatures appointed to minister to his pleasure? Are we not
+representatives of the people of Scotland--the representatives of their
+wants and their wishes, and the defenders of their rights? And shall we,
+as such, at the mere nod of a monarch, drag them from following their
+plough in the valley, or attending their hirsels on the hill--shall we
+do these things, and lay contributions on their cattle, on their corn,
+and on their coffers, merely because His Majesty wills it? Pause, my
+countrymen. The king has no authority to compel such a measure, and it
+can only be rendered legal by the concurrence of the assembled
+representatives of the people."
+
+"Treason!" vociferated the Duke of Lauderdale, who was the arch-minion
+of Charles; "before the Parliament of Scotland, I denounce Sir Patrick
+Hume as a dangerous man--as a plotter against the life and dignity of
+our sovereign lord the king!"
+
+"What!" exclaimed Sir Patrick, indignantly fixing his eyes upon
+Lauderdale. "Though there may be amongst us a slave who would sell his
+country for a royal smile, I still hope that this is a FREE Parliament,
+and it concerns all the members to be FREE in what concerns the nation."
+
+From that day, Sir Patrick Hume became a suspected man, and the eyes of
+the king's creatures were upon him; and when, two years afterwards,
+Charles endeavoured to put down the people by the sword, and establish
+garrisons throughout the country, again the Laird of Polwarth stood
+foremost in the ranks of opposition, and resisted his power. The king
+accordingly ordered his privy council to crush so dangerous a spirit;
+and Sir Patrick was confined in Stirling Castle, where, with the
+exception of a short interval, he was imprisoned for two years.
+
+Britain had long been distracted with the pretended discovery of
+fabulous or ridiculous plots against the royal family; and the perjury
+of paid miscreants, like the infamous Titus Oates, was causing the
+scaffolds to run with gore. But tyranny being glutted with Catholic
+blood, and the extinguishing of what were called Popish plots, the
+myrmidons of Charles (who lived a libertine, and died a Papist)
+professed that they had discovered a Protestant plot against his royal
+person. In this plot the incorruptible Algernon Sydney, Lord Russell, Mr
+Bailie of Jerviswoode, and Sir Patrick Hume, were included. They beheld
+their common country withering and wasting beneath the grasp of a
+tyrant; and true it is they had united together to restore it to
+freedom, but they were innocent of designs against his life, or even of
+a wish to dethrone him. They did not, however, act sufficiently in
+concert, and were unable to bring their plans into operation. A price
+was set upon their heads--some fled into exile, and others sought refuge
+on the mountain and in the wilderness; while the amiable Russell died
+upon the scaffold.
+
+It was near nightfall, in the month of September, 1684, when Jamie
+Winter, who was joiner on the estate of Polwarth, ran breathless up to
+Redbraes Castle, and knocked loudly at the door. It was opened by John
+Allan, the land-steward, who, perceiving his agitation, inquired--
+
+"In the name o' guidness, Jamie, what's happened, or what do ye want?"
+
+"Dinna ask, Maister Allan," replied Jamie; "but, for Heaven's sake, tell
+me, is Sir Patrick at hame? and let me speak to him presently, as ye
+value his life."
+
+"Follow me, then, Jamie," said the other, "and come in quietly, that the
+servants mayna observe onything extraordinar; for we live in times when
+a man canna trust his ain brither."
+
+The honest joiner was ushered into a room where Sir Patrick sat in the
+midst of his family, acting at once as their schoolmaster and their
+playmate.
+
+"Weel, James," said the laird, "I understand ye hae been at Berwick the
+day. Ye've got early back. What uncos heard ye there?"
+
+"I watna, Sir Patrick," replied the other; "now-a-days, I think, there's
+naething unco that can happen. Satan seems to have been let loose on our
+poor misgoverned country. But I wish to speak to your honour very
+particularly, and in private, if you please."
+
+"You may speak on, James," said the laird; "I am private in the midst o'
+my ain family."
+
+"Wi' your guid leave sir," returned the cautious servant, "I wad rather
+the bairns were oot o' the way, for what I hae to say is no proper for
+them to hear, and the sooner ye are acquainted wi' it the better."
+
+Sir Patrick led his younger children out of the room, but requested Lady
+Polwarth and their eldest daughter, Grizel, a lovely dark-haired girl,
+about twelve years of age, to remain.
+
+"You are the bearer of evil tidings, James," said he, as he returned,
+"but you may tell them now--it is meet that my wife should hear them, if
+they concern me; and," added he, taking Grizel's hand in his, "I keep no
+secrets from my little secretary."
+
+"God bless her!" said James, "she's an auld-farrant bairn, as wise as
+she's bonny, I ken that. But, your honour, I am, indeed, the bearer of
+evil tidings. A party o' troopers arrived at Berwick this morning, and
+it was nae secret there that they would be baith at Jerviswoode and
+Redbraes before midnicht. I heard them talk o' the premium that was set
+upon your life, and slipped out o' the town immediately, without
+performing a single transaction, or speaking a word to a living
+creature. How I've got alang the road is mair than I can tell; for I was
+literally sick, blind, and desperate wi' grief. I've this minute
+arrived, and whatever can be done to save you maun be done instantly."
+
+Lady Polwarth burst into tears. Sir Patrick grasped the hand of his
+faithful servant. Little Grizel gazed in her father's face with a look
+of silent despair, but neither spoke nor wept.
+
+"Oh, fly! fly instantly, my dear husband!" cried Lady Polwarth, "and
+Heaven direct you."
+
+"Be composed, my love," said Sir Patrick; "I fear that flight is
+impossible; but some means of evading them may perhaps be devised."
+
+"Oh, my leddy," said Jamie Winter, "to flee is out o' the question
+athegither. Government has its spies at every turn o' the road--in every
+house in the country--even in this house. Our only hope is to conceal
+Sir Patrick; but how or where is beyond my comprehension."
+
+Many were the schemes devised by the anxious wife--many the suggestions
+of her husband, and honest Jamie proposed numerous plans--but each was,
+in its turn, rejected as being unsafe. More than an hour had passed in
+these anxious deliberations; within three hours more, and the king's
+troops would be at his gate. Grizel had, till now, remained silent, and
+dashing away the first tear that rolled down her cheek, she flung her
+arms around her father's neck, and exclaimed, in an eager and breathless
+whisper--
+
+"I ken a place, faither--I ken a place that the king's troopers and his
+spies will never find out; and I'll stop beside ye, to bear ye company."
+
+"Bless the bairn!" said Sir Patrick, pressing her to his breast; "and
+where's the place, dearest?"
+
+"The aisle below Polwarth Kirk, faither," returned Grizel. "Nae trooper
+will find out such a hiding-place; for the mouth's a bit wee hole, and
+the long grass, and the docks, and the nettles grow owre it, and I could
+slip out and in without trampling them down; and naebody would think o'
+seeking ye there, faither."
+
+Lady Polwarth shuddered, and Sir Patrick pressed the cheek of his lovely
+daughter to his lips.
+
+"Save us a', bairn!" said Jamie, "there's surely something no earthly
+about yer young laddyship, for ye hae mair sense than us a' put
+thegither. The aisle is the very place. I'll steal awa, and hae a kind
+o' bed put up in it, and tak ither twa or three bits o' necessary
+things; and, Sir Patrick, ye'll slip out o' the house and meet me there
+as soon as possible."
+
+Within an hour, Sir Patrick had joined Jamie Winter in the dark and
+dismal aisle. The humble bed was soon and silently fitted up, and the
+faithful servant, wishing his master "farewell," left him alone in his
+dreary prison-house. Slow and heavily the hours of darkness moved on. He
+heard the trampling of the troopers' horses galloping in quest of him.
+The oaths and the imprecations of the riders fell distinctly on his
+ears. Amidst such sounds he heard them mention his name. But his heart
+failed not. He knelt down upon the cold damp floor of his
+hiding-place--upon the bones of his fathers--and there, in soundless,
+but earnest prayer, supplicated his father's God to protect his
+family--to save his country--to forgive his persecutors, and to do with
+him as seemed good in his sight. He arose; and, laying himself upon his
+cold and comfortless bed, slept calmly. He awoke shivering and benumbed.
+Faint streaks of light stole into the place of death through its narrow
+aperture, dimly revealing the ghastly sights of the charnel-house, and
+the slow reptiles that crawled along the floor. Again night came on, and
+the shadows of light, if I may use the expression, which revealed his
+cell, died away. A second morning had come, and a second time the feeble
+rays had been lost in utter darkness. It was near midnight, and the
+slender stock of provisions which he had brought with him were nigh
+exhausted. He started from his lowly couch--he heard a rustling among
+the weeds at the mouth of the aisle--he heard some one endeavouring to
+remove the fragment of an old gravestone that covered it.
+
+"Faither!" whispered an eager voice--"faither--it is me--yer ain
+Grizel!"
+
+"My own, devoted, my matchless child!" said Sir Patrick, stretching his
+hands towards the aperture, and receiving her in his arms.
+
+She sat down beside him on the bed--she detailed the search of the
+troopers--she stated that they were watched in their own house--that a
+spy was set over the very victuals that came from their table, lest he
+should be concealed near, and fed by his family.
+
+"But what of that?" continued the light-hearted and heroic girl; "while
+my plate is supplied, my faither's shall not be empty; and here," added
+she, laughing--"here is a flask of wine, cakes, and a sheep's-head. But
+I will tell you a story about the sheep's-head. It was placed on a plate
+before me at dinner-time. The servant was out o' the room, naebody was
+looking, and I whupped it into my apron. Little Sandy wanted a piece,
+and, turning round for it, and missing the head, 'Ah, mother!' he cried,
+'our Grizzy has swallowed a sheep's-head, bones and a', in a
+moment!'--'Wheesht, laddie!' said my mother; 'eat ye next ane
+then.'--'Oh, ye greedy Grizzy!' said Sandy, shaking his little nieve in
+my face, 'I'll mind you for this.'--'I'm sure Sandy will ne'er forget
+me,' said I, and slipped away out to hide the sheep's-head in my own
+room; and as soon as I thought naebody was astir, I creeped out quietly
+by the window, and got down here behint the hedges; and I'll come every
+nicht, faither. But last nicht the troopers were still about the house."
+
+In spite of his misery, Sir Patrick laughed at the ingenuity of his
+beloved and heroic daughter; then wept and laughed again, and pressed
+her to his bosom.
+
+He had passed many weeks in this cheerless dungeon, with no companion
+during the day save a volume of Buchanan's Psalms; but every night he
+was visited by his intrepid daughter, who at once supplied him with
+food, and beguiled the hours of his solitude. He was sitting in the
+gloomy cell, conning over his favourite volume--the stone at the
+aperture had been pushed aside a few inches to admit the light more
+freely, and the weeds at the entrance were now bowed down and withered
+by the frost--a few boys were playing in the churchyard, and tossing a
+ball against the kirk. Being driven from the hand of an unskilful
+player, it suddenly bounded into the aisle. Sir Patrick started, and the
+book dropped from his hand. Immediately the aperture was surrounded by
+the boys, and the stone removed. They stood debating who should enter,
+but none had sufficient courage. At length one more hardy than the rest
+volunteered to enter, if another would follow him. The laird gave
+himself up as lost, for he knew that even the tale of a schoolboy would
+effect his ruin. He was aware he could disperse them with a single
+groan; but even that, when told to his enemies, might betray him. At
+length three agreed to enter, and the feet of the first already
+protruded into the aisle. Sir Patrick crept silently to its farthest
+corner, when the gruff voice of the old gravedigger reached his ear,
+shouting--
+
+"The mischief's in the callants, and nae guid. What are ye doing there?
+Do ye want the ghaists o' the auld Humes aboot yer lugs?"
+
+The boys fled amain, and the old man came growling to the mouth of the
+aisle.
+
+"The deevil's in the bairns o' Polwarth," said he; "for they wad disturb
+the very dead in their graves. I'll declare, they've the stane frae the
+mouth o' the aisle!"
+
+He stooped down, and Sir Patrick saw his grim visage through the
+aperture, and heard him thus continue his soliloquy, as he replaced the
+stone--
+
+"Sorrow tak the hands that moved the stane! Ye're hardly worth the
+covering up again, for ye're a profitless hole to me; and I fancy him
+that I should lay in ye next, be he whaur he likes, will gang the gate
+that his freend Bailie gaed yesterday on a scaffold. A gravedigger's a
+puir bisness, I am sorry to say, in our king's reign; and the fient a
+ane thrives but the common executioner."
+
+So saying, he enveloped Sir Patrick in utter darkness. That night Grizel
+and her father left the aisle together, and from her he learned the
+particulars of what he had heard muttered by the gravedigger, that his
+friend, Mr Bailie of Jerviswoode, had been executed the previous day.
+
+Disguised, and in the character of a surgeon, he by byways reached
+London, and from thence fled to France. On the death of Charles, and
+when the bigot James ascended the throne, Sir Patrick was one of the
+leaders of the band of patriots who drew their swords in behalf of a
+Protestant succession.
+
+That enterprise was unsuccessful; and, after contending, almost
+singlehanded, against the enemies of his religion and his country, he
+and his family sought refuge in a foreign land. He assumed the name of
+Dr Peter Wallace, and they took up their abode in Utrecht. There poverty
+and privations sought and found the exiles. They had parted with every
+domestic, and the lovely Grizel was the sole servant and helper of her
+mother, and, when their work was done, the assistant of her father in
+the education of the younger children; for he had no longer the means of
+providing them a tutor. Yet theirs was a family of love--a family of
+happiness; and poverty purified their affections. But their remittances
+from Scotland were not only scanty but uncertain. Till now Sir Patrick
+had borne his misfortunes with resignation, and even cheerfulness; he
+cared not that he was stripped of attendants, and of every luxury of
+life; yet at times the secret and unbidden tears would start into his
+eyes, as he beheld his wife and his fair daughter performing, without a
+murmur, the most menial offices. But the measure of his trials was not
+yet full--luxuries were not only denied him, but he was without food to
+set before his children. The father wept, and his spirit heaved with
+anguish. Grizel beheld his tears, and she knew the cause. She spoke not;
+but, hastening to her little cabinet, she took from it a pair of
+jewelled bracelets, and, wrapping herself up in a cloak, she took a
+basket under her arm, and hurried to the street. The gentle being glided
+along the streets of Utrecht, with her eyes fixed upon the ground, and
+shunning the glance of the passengers, as if each knew her errand. She
+stood before a shop in which all manner of merchandise was exposed, and
+three golden balls were suspended over the door. She cast a timid gaze
+into the shop--thrice she passed and repassed it, and repeated the timid
+glance. She entered--she placed the bracelets upon the counter.
+
+"How much?" was the laconic question of the shopman.
+
+Grizel burst into tears. He handed her a sum of money across the
+counter, and deposited the bracelets in his desk. She bounded from the
+shop with a heart and a step light as a young bird in its first pride of
+plumage. She hastened home with her basket filled. She placed it upon
+the table. Lady Polwarth wept, and fell upon her daughter's neck.
+
+"Where have you been, Grizel?" faltered her father.
+
+"Purchasing provisions for a bauble," said she; and the smile and the
+tear were seen on her cheek together.
+
+But many were the visits which the gentle Grizel had to pay to the
+Golden Balls, while one piece of plate was pledged after another, that
+her father, and her mother, and her brethren, might eat, and not die;
+and even then the table of Sir Patrick, humble as it was, and
+uncertainly provided for, was open to the needy of his countrymen. Thus
+three years passed--the memorable 1688 arrived. Sir Patrick was the
+friend, the counsellor, and supporter of King William--he arrived with
+him in England--he shared in his triumph. He was created Lord Polwarth,
+and appointed Sheriff of Berwickshire; and in 1696, though not a lawyer,
+but an upright man, he was made Lord Chancellor of Scotland, and created
+Earl of Marchmont, and Lord of Polwarth, Redbraes, and Greenlaw. He was
+one of the most ardent promoters of the Union; and with it ceased his
+political career. In 1710, when the Tories came into power, the earl
+being the staunchest Whig in Scotland, he was deprived of the office of
+Sheriff of Berwickshire, but was reinstated in 1715. His lady being
+dead, he came to take up his residence in Berwick-upon-Tweed; and there,
+when the heroic Grizel, who was now a wife and a mother (being married
+to the son of his unfortunate friend, Mr Bailie of Jerviswoode), came
+with her children and friends to visit him for the last time, as they
+danced in the hall, though unable to walk, he desired to be carried into
+the midst of them, and, beating time with his foot--
+
+"See, Grizel," exclaimed the old patriot, "though your father is unable
+to dance, he can still beat time with his foot."
+
+Shortly after this, he died in Berwick, on the 1st of August, 1724, in
+the eighty-third year of his age--leaving behind him an example of
+piety, courage, and patriotism, worthy the imitation of posterity.
+
+
+
+
+THE SERJEANT'S TALES.
+
+THE PACKMAN'S JOURNEY TO LONDON.
+
+
+At the next opportunity, I got Serjeant Square to resume the narrative
+of his adventures.
+
+No feeling that the human mind is called upon to sustain (said he) is
+more depressing than the consciousness of being alone in a strange place
+without friend or acquaintance--the populous city and the desert are
+alike lonely. I have been, in the wildernesses of America and in London,
+the victim of this saddening sensation, and felt it perhaps less keenly
+when a solitary wanderer in the trackless wilds; for there bodily
+exertion, and the hopes of soon being in the haunts of men, deadened its
+force; while, in the populous city, I felt as if I had, after severe
+suffering and toil, attained an object to me worse than worthless.
+Amidst the densest crowds, after all, a man can only feel himself truly
+alone when no hand is held out to him, no eye beams the glance of
+recognition, and all is strange as a dream. Such were my feelings on the
+morning after my arrival in Berwick, on my way to London on foot.
+Fortune had been adverse to me in my native city, Edinburgh--in truth, I
+had hitherto been her plaything; and, even now, had no definite object
+in view. Tired of my walk, I had agreed with the captain of a trader for
+my passage by sea, for the remainder of my journey; and lay upon my bed,
+awaiting the morning light, a prey to my feelings, and musing upon my
+chequered fortunes. The wind began gradually to rise and mourn sadly
+through the windows and in the chimney of the room where I lay. As the
+morning advanced, the storm increased and raged, so that no vessel could
+put to sea. After walking down to the harbour, I returned back to my
+inn, half resolved not to proceed to the south, but return to Leith in a
+vessel that was also ready to sail, loaded with grain. I felt myself as
+if I had been a child, without a will of my own, not caring what became
+of me. Had I been seized with a mortal disease, I would, I thought, have
+welcomed death as a relief; so completely had my spirits, somehow or
+other, become depressed. How I escaped the pressgang, I have often
+wondered since; for they were very diligent in impressing seamen at this
+time, and I was in seamen's clothes. Perhaps the fearless manner in
+which I walked about had led them and the informers to suppose that I
+had a protection, or was belonging to some ship, and at large on leave
+of absence.
+
+After breakfast, as I sat conversing with one of the captains about the
+weather and other trivial matters, a person entered the room with a pack
+upon his back, and inquired if any of the gentlemen would be so kind as
+look over his assortment of goods; strongly recommending some silk
+handkerchiefs.
+
+"No," said the person with whom I was conversing, gruffly. "I want none
+of your goods. You packmen are all swindling knaves."
+
+"Not all knaves, my good sir. There are knaves in all trades, I allow;
+but there are honest men, too." And, addressing himself to me, he
+repeated his request.
+
+His voice at first had sounded in my ears like some well-known sound,
+and roused my attention; but in vain I endeavoured to call to mind where
+I had heard it. I had not yet looked towards him; but the instant I did,
+a mutual recognition took place. He set his pack upon one of the tables
+of the tap-room. Our hands were clasped in each other's. "Square!" and
+"Wilson!" were uttered with mutual feelings of joy and surprise. I had
+met a companion of my early days and sufferings. Often had we spent the
+long and chilling winter nights, huddled together to keep each other
+warm, in the snuggest corner we could find; hungry and ill clothed,
+often had we shared the precarious morsel of charity with each other,
+when either could have devoured it all. We had not met since I had first
+left Edinburgh, many years before; and, if a tear was shed for my
+mysterious disappearance, it was by Bill Wilson. A glow of pleasure,
+such as I had never felt before, thawed the icy feeling that had chilled
+my mind. How delightful must some of the stronger affections be, when
+the meeting of an early associate can cause so much pleasure! We stood
+gazing in silence upon each other for some time, ere we could find words
+to express our feelings. At length they were poured forth in
+congratulations and kind inquiries. To be alone, we retired to my
+bedroom, where I gave him a full account of all that had befallen me
+since we last met, and the present unsettled state of my resolves. He
+heard me with varying interest, until I had concluded.
+
+"Square," said he, "you have been sorely knocked about, a passive agent,
+without an object, save to enjoy or suffer the present hour. Now, to
+succeed, we must have an aim, and hold it in sight, whatever may befall;
+even should it often elude our grasp, we must not despair or relinquish
+it for another. My wish is an old age of independence. I may die this
+night, or I may live until old age has long impaired my energies. To
+obtain this, my wish, I have, from circumstances, chosen my present
+calling; nor have I allowed the most adverse fortune to shake my
+resolve, or change my method of recovering it; for perseverance is the
+only road that leads to success. Fortune placed you in America at your
+outset in life. You forsook the path others have trod in with success.
+You prospered at sea, and threw the golden opportunity away for a whim;
+a third time you were placed in fortune's way; a dark cloud passed over
+it; you gave way to your feelings, and are once more, with years of lost
+time, where you commenced."
+
+As he spoke, a feeling anything but gratifying passed over my mind. I
+felt that what he said was strictly true; that I had been living, until
+now, without an aim, either of avarice or ambition--my thoughts never
+having extended to the future, nor a care for to-morrow having ever
+occupied my mind. His cares, again, were all for to-morrow. This
+difference could not have arisen from education; for in this we were
+both alike. He, in short, had more prudence. But to proceed. I requested
+him to give me an account of the manner in which he had lived since we
+had been separated.
+
+"You know, John," he began, "that we were twins in adversity upon the
+streets of Edinburgh, equally friendless and penniless. After your
+departure, I felt for a few days very sad and lonely. I sought you
+everywhere in vain, and made every inquiry; but who cared aught about a
+homeless beggar-boy? Had a dog as strangely disappeared, the public
+crier would have proclaimed him through the streets. I began, young as I
+was, seriously to reflect upon my desolate situation, and plan in my
+mind ways to mend it. The childish wishes we had often formed of being
+rich, and the happy dreams of what we would do if we were so, rose with
+tenfold force into my memory, and I resolved to be rich; but how to
+attain my aim was the rub. Wishing, I knew well, brought no gain. It
+must be toiled for, and steadily pursued. A tradesman I could not hope
+to be. No one would receive me for my labour during my apprenticeship,
+and clothe and feed me; and I was too young and weak for labouring work
+in town or country. There was one way alone open to me--to commence
+merchant. You may smile at the word; but you shall see. It was not my
+choice; but what have the poor to do with choice? My object now was to
+obtain a capital to commence business upon. I was far from fortunate. It
+was nearly a month before I had accumulated a groat; yet my labour and
+anxiety were intense. No gentleman appeared on horseback in the city,
+whom I did not follow, in anxious hopes to get, by holding his horse, a
+penny, to increase my capital. In messages I was more indefatigable than
+usual. No length of space or weight of load daunted me, if a penny was
+to be earned; but it appeared to my eager mind that the gentlemen, at
+this time, required less service than usual, and those that employed me
+were more liberal of their food than halfpence. Still I steadily held on
+unflinching, adding halfpenny to halfpenny, my mind a prey to a new
+fear, that of losing my treasure. But I had joys mixed with my fears;
+for, when I retired to a quiet corner, and counted again and again my
+increasing store, what a pleasure I felt in adding a halfpenny to it,
+and carefully wrapping up the paper! When I had reached my eightpence, I
+could delay my undertaking no longer. I felt I had attained my first
+step; and, with a feeling of importance to be envied, proceeded to a
+bookseller's shop, and purchased ballads, of which I got, for my groat,
+one dozen and three, with a piece of paper to wrap them in, and left the
+shop, exulting that I was now a merchant, and had goods to dispose of.
+
+"As it was not my intention to sing them on the streets--for from this
+my pride revolted--I set off in the direction of Lasswade, calling at
+every door to offer my wares. In two days I had sold off my whole stock,
+and returned to town for more ballads. After a time, I added other small
+books, and my trade prospered amazingly. My living cost me nothing; my
+voice was good, and a supper and bed to the pedlar-boy, were the
+purchase of my songs, at the cottar's or the farmer's ingle. During the
+first year my two groats had grown to nearly a pound, and my ambition
+had grown with it. Pins, tapes, and thread were added to my store; my
+excursions were extended, and Bill Wilson was a known and a welcome
+guest over the whole county of Mid-Lothian. My toil was great, but my
+strength seemed to increase with my load. I had now in view my second
+step in advance, a horse and cart to carry my load. Years had passed on;
+my pack, worth twenty pounds, was all my own, and I had two pounds in my
+pocket; it was far on in the year, and the day was short and louring. I
+had some goods bespoke for a bridal, which required to be delivered on
+the following day. My route lay over the Soutra Hill; and had the
+weather kept up, my task was easy of accomplishment--so I cheerily
+plodded on, counting my gains; but scarce had I reached the ascent, when
+the wind began to moan along the dreary waste, and thin flakes of snow
+to fall, while the blast, from the east, blew right in my face. I
+quickened my pace; but the storm increased before I reached the top, the
+drifting snow blinding me, and the fitful gusts almost lifting me off my
+feet. Cold and biting as was the air, I was wet with perspiration, from
+my load and my struggles against the blast. I could not see two yards
+before me; I was truly alone in the howling waste, yet I yielded not to
+despondency, but struggled on for life. I had, it seemed, deviated from
+the road, for all was now a trackless waste, when suddenly I stumbled
+and fell on the edge of a declivity, and my pack, the whole of my
+wealth, bounded from me, in what direction I knew not. It was vain to
+look for it in such a situation, in such a storm; but what is wealth
+under such circumstances, when life is scarcely to be hoped for?
+
+"When I recovered my feet, I was bruised, and began to chill. Hope of
+escape had nearly fled; despondency was stealing fast upon me; but life
+is sweet, and so I urged on, as much to overcome the intense cold I
+felt, as with any hope of finding a shelter from the pitiless storm. The
+magnitude of my loss never once entered my mind in this struggle for
+existence. I would have given all the remainder of my hard earnings for
+the sight of a cottage, in which to preserve my life. In this, my hour
+of need, I was snatched from death. As I stood, unable to move a step
+farther, and on the point of sinking upon the snow, to rise no more, the
+sound of a dog, barking loudly, fell upon my ear. There was life in the
+welcome sound; and, with an energy I had felt myself incapable of a
+minute before, I started off towards the spot from whence the sounds
+proceeded, calling at intervals with all my strength, and listening as
+the barking of the dog became more and more distinct. At length I could
+perceive the light shine dimly through the drifting snow, from a cottage
+window, which, having reached, I entered, almost exhausted. I was kindly
+received by the humane inmates, to whom I told my piteous tale. The
+storm still howled without. The good woman made for me a shake-down upon
+the floor, close by the fire, whereon to pass the night. After my
+benumbed limbs were restored to animation, the good man of the house
+took the book, and, after the worship, in which I joined with a fervour
+I had never felt before, we all retired to rest, the family speaking all
+the comfort to me their feeling hearts could dictate, and promising to
+rise before dawn, to assist in searching for my pack. All was still
+within; but the storm raged with unabated violence without, and for
+hours sleep forsook my pillow. I was tormented with heat; pains shot
+through my frame, and before the dawn I was in a raging fever, and
+unable to rise. The good people of the house were sore distressed. I
+gave them the best information I could where to search for my pack; but
+it was very vague, for I knew not myself the spot where it had bounded
+from me, and I was at this time two long Scotch miles from the Soutra
+Hill, and one mile off the highway. The storm of the preceding evening
+had been followed by a partial thaw after daybreak; but all, save where
+the wind had blown the snow from the heights, lay a trackless waste. Far
+on in the day the searchers returned from their fruitless labours,
+fatigued and hungry. I was myself much worse; no doctor was to be had
+nearer than Haddington, neither was there accommodation for me in the
+house. Ill as I was, I had no choice. A horse and cart were, at my
+request, procured, and, carefully wrapped up, I was conveyed to
+Haddington. What followed for some days I know not. I will hurry on. I
+would not have been so minute, were it not to show you that there are
+shipwrecks and disasters on land as well as at sea.
+
+"When I recovered my consciousness, I found myself in an obscure garret,
+the dwelling of a lone and pious widow, who had taken into her house the
+sick stranger, when all else had refused. I had occupied her only bed,
+while she passed her nights, seated by her scanty fire, and nursed me in
+my delirium and fever. The good doctor had attended me as assiduously as
+if I had been his own son, and aided the widow in supporting me. The
+snow had been all off the ground for many days; and whoever had found my
+store had kept it concealed, for I never heard of it. I was once again
+penniless, and worse than I was at the commencement; for I was indebted
+to my kind landlady and the doctor. My two guineas and seven shillings
+were still in my pocket untouched; for the pious widow had, even in her
+straits, on my account held them sacred, and they knew from the people
+who brought me of my ruinous misfortune. When I became able to move
+about, I besought them to accept of even one of the guineas as a
+remuneration; but their answer was, they would give me credit until I
+was enabled to pay them in full--and, thank God, I have done this long
+ago.
+
+"It was well up in February before I could resume my toils.
+Disheartening as my misfortune had been, my ultimate object, and the
+means of attaining it, I had never for one moment allowed to pass from
+my mind. It was now that the reward of honesty and fair dealing was felt
+by me, and proved of immense advantage in enabling me to recover my
+loss. There was not a merchant with whom I had ever dealed, who did not
+offer me his goods in trust, to what amount I chose; but to avoid debt
+has ever been my maxim, and I took no more than my finances would allow.
+I had only a smaller assortment, and returned the sooner. I was
+astonished at the rapidity of my own sales--for all had heard of my
+misfortunes, and pitied me; and, if I was expected, no other packman had
+any chance. What was required, if not in my pack, I got orders for, and
+brought at the appointed time. From that day to this, everything has
+prospered with me. I have attained my second step, and am now on my way
+to London, and other towns, to purchase goods, and a horse and cart. To
+cover my expenses, I am doing a little business by the way. An extensive
+shop, and at length a competency, are, I trust, not far distant."
+
+By mid-day, the gale of wind had considerably abated; the tide being in
+the evening, the vessels could not depart. We sat chatting together. The
+perseverance and success of my companion had made a deep impression on
+me. I began to think that I might do worse than follow his example; for
+I had never left my country through choice.
+
+"Wilson," said I, "do you think I could be converted into a packman? I
+care not what I do for an honest livelihood. I have often heard that an
+old packman makes a good merchant--I am willing to try if an old
+merchant can make a good packman. I have a few guineas to purchase goods
+with. If you will tell me what are the proper kinds, we will go
+together, by sea, to London, where you are going, and make our
+purchases: are you agreed?"
+
+"No! Square, no! I will never agree to trust myself upon the fickle
+element, when there is no occasion for it, besides manifest loss. With
+what goods are in my pack, I will travel free to London, and put a pound
+in my pocket, at least. If you have any thought of turning to my
+profession, you must study economy and a placid temper--'take the bit
+and the buffet with it.' I have not a doubt you may succeed, if you
+stick to it in earnest; and I have no objection to give you all the
+information I can, before we part."
+
+I myself had, indeed, no other motive for going by sea to London, than
+to avoid the fatigue and get quickly there; so it was agreed that I
+should proceed with him, and learn from his experience. My sailor's
+dress was sold, and one similar to his own purchased; and, while this
+was being done, he told me that he had upon his person, carefully
+concealed, an order from the Royal Bank of Scotland, upon the Bank of
+England, for one hundred and sixty guineas, which he had doubly secured.
+It was, he said, not indorsed, nor would he indorse it, until he was
+obtaining the cash. "There are such things as robberies," he said, "and
+much worse. I have left a letter and instructions at the bank, and with
+Widow Craig, who nursed me in my sickness (we have been as mother and
+son since then), that, if my order is not called for within twelve
+months, she is to give my letter to the worthy doctor, who will receive
+the amount, and administer to the widow's comforts. What remains at her
+death, I cheerfully bequeath to him. You may smile at this; but our
+trade is one not without danger even in Scotland; and in England, where
+highwaymen and footpads are plenty, we travel with our lives in our
+hands."
+
+Before the evening closed, I was all ready to start upon my new line of
+life. As Berwick, he said, was not a proper place to lay in a store of
+goods to sell again with a sufficient profit, I purchased only a few
+pounds' worth of hardware, Wilson being so kind as sell me, at cost, one
+dozen of Barcelona silk handkerchiefs, of which he had a great supply,
+and which he esteemed as valuable and light of carriage. The remainder
+of my cash he made me take out of my purse, saying that none but those
+who knew not the value of money carried it in purses. It was as if the
+owner had collected it for the first who chose to put his hand in his
+pocket, or for a vain display.
+
+"Square," said he, "if you had a thousand guineas in your pocket, among
+strangers never show or say you have a coin in gold. Tempt no man to
+evil. The poor travel safe, when the rich are in peril. Allow me to
+place your guineas in the bank."
+
+He then opened the lining of the waistband of my small-clothes, and
+stitched them in so dexterously, that no one could have thought there
+was coin there.
+
+"Now," says he, "we are all ready to start for London on the morning.
+The way is long, and our burdens heavy; but they will get lighter as we
+move along. Our lodging for to-morrow night is Belford. I shall manage
+so that we shall reach it before dark. The direct distance is only
+fifteen miles; but we may travel thirty in quest of customers. You are
+not now, as you were a few months since, to expect that customers will
+come to you--the pack is a travelling counter, and must move about."
+
+Next morning, after an early breakfast, we crossed the Tweed, and walked
+on, with our packs slung over our shoulders--the weather cool and
+pleasing. I felt a buoyancy of spirits I had not experienced for some
+time; I dreamed waking dreams, and built castles in the air. Wilson sung
+snatches of songs. I had once more entered on a new walk in life, and
+begun at the right end, as Wilson said in one of his sage remarks.
+
+"Square, your last misfortune arose from this--you began business at the
+wrong end; you commenced too soon and too full. No man can manage money
+well who knows not, by earning, the value of it. Be prudent--be cunning,
+too, if you please; but use not your cunning to wrong any one--a
+shilling won by fraud is a pound of loss. I have known many since I
+began who have hastened to be rich in that way; but they have all failed
+in their attempts. Those who once dealt would never deal with them
+again; their means of success became every journey more circumscribed.
+Here is a farm-steading--we must try how we are to succeed on the south
+of the Tweed."
+
+I will not weary you with our hawking adventures. We progressed on our
+journey with various success, but constantly with gain, our packs
+lightening apace; I liking the profession very ill. I loved not money
+sufficiently to bend my mind to the slights and insults we were often
+forced to endure. Upon Wilson they had no effect in ruffling his temper.
+He would smile, and, with a slyness of humour, turn their bitterest
+taunts against the taunters, or banter them into good-humour, and effect
+a sale. He would, indeed, be as good-humoured under insult as if he had
+been civilly treated; while I was on the eve of bursting into a rage,
+and either looking sulky or returning taunt for taunt. Indeed, before we
+reached Northallerton, I had made up my mind to relinquish my new
+calling as soon as we got to London; and told Wilson so. He shook his
+head.
+
+"John Square, you are one of those who, for want of firmness, never get
+on in the world. When there is an object to gain, we must not be scared
+from it by trifles, or neglect an honest mean that leads to success. You
+have commenced at the hardest part of a packman's life--his journey in
+England. But, ho! here is Northallerton. To-morrow we will strike off
+the eastern road, and go to York. I expect to see some acquaintances
+there."
+
+Thus we journeyed on, I more through a dogged stubbornness not to yield,
+than any love I had for the mode of life I had chosen, until we were a
+few miles from York, where we overtook a brother of the trade. As soon
+as he came in sight, Wilson said--
+
+"There is Simon Hepburn, the Praying Packman, as the profane call him,
+or Pious Simon, his more befitting name; for he really is a good,
+well-meaning man. I have known him for some years, neither richer nor
+poorer; his pack or cash seldom exceeds twenty pounds, yet he could
+easily increase his store, if he had ambition; but that he wants; and
+his gains are always spent upon objects of charity or piety. He is never
+without Bibles or pious books, which he bestows, in free gift, where he
+thinks they may be of use; he has only particular houses where he stops,
+and he is always a welcome guest, superseding the goodman of the house,
+for the time, in the Christian office of a teacher. The most pleasing
+and edifying evenings I have ever spent were with him. When he is in
+Haddington, Widow Craig's is his home; and, although we are two of a
+trade, happy am I when we meet. You shall judge for yourself. His
+history is a most singular one, and nothing gives him more pleasure than
+to relate it. Let him speak for himself."
+
+We quickened our pace, and soon overtook him. He was a man, to all
+appearance, above sixty years of age; his hair was white as snow, with a
+shade of care at times upon his regular features, that flitted off, and
+was succeeded by a gleam of internal satisfaction. The smoothness of his
+brow, and the fulness of his features, bore an unusual contrast to the
+whiteness of his locks, the appearance of age and youth being strangely
+combined, while his whole appearance was winning in the extreme. When we
+came up to him, Bill said--
+
+"Simon, I am happy to have met you; how come you on?"
+
+"Far beyond my deserts," said he. "How are you? and how did you leave my
+worthy friend the widow?"
+
+"In good health," said Bill; "I thank you. I have been just talking of
+you to my friend Square here, who would feel obliged were you to give
+him an outline of your strange history, as we walk on to York."
+
+"Certainly, Bill, certainly; it may be of use to him. He is a new
+beginner in his present craft, as I was when the events happened that I
+am going to relate.
+
+"The changes that occur both in nations and families," said Simon, "are
+soon felt by the individuals. Lawsuits and bad management had reduced
+the once extensive patrimony of our family to a small farm. At my
+grandfather's death, my father, who had married, as his father thought,
+far beneath him, had three sons. My oldest brother, before he succeeded,
+went to Holland, having got a commission in the Scottish brigade; the
+second attended the farm, at which I assisted until I was about
+eighteen. I grew weary of farming, and resolved to become a merchant. I
+was induced to this by the success of several who had left our
+neighbourhood, done well after a few years' travel as packmen, and were
+then settled in various towns, and prosperous. It was in the beginning
+of May, as soon as the weather became settled, that I left the
+neighbourhood of Annan, with a few pounds, on my way to Dumfries, and
+thence to Edinburgh; my object being to furnish my pack. I had a
+relation of my mother's, a wholesale merchant, in the first town, who
+had promised to do all in his power for me, as far as advice and a few
+articles would go. Cheerful and full of hope, I strode along, till,
+within about two miles from Dumfries, I overtook a young and interesting
+female, accompanied by a young man. We entered into conversation as we
+walked along. She appeared sad, and often sighed; while he was taciturn,
+and appeared to avoid conversation. When within a few hundred yards of
+the town, they stopped behind for a minute or so, and then, the man
+leaving her, she overtook me, and we entered the town together. I
+learned from her that she was on her way to Edinburgh, and, having a
+brother married in Dumfries, she was going to his house for some
+articles belonging to her, and her fellow-traveller was to meet her
+there.
+
+"Anxious to commence my new mode of life, I had soon completed my
+business with my friend. He was standing at the door when I came up with
+the young woman, and, laughing, inquired if she was my sweetheart or
+wife. In the course of two or three hours, I was again upon the road
+towards Moffat, on my way to Edinburgh, with my light pack upon my back,
+as happy as a king. As I passed the side of a young plantation that
+skirted the road, a few miles from Dumfries, I saw, lying on the side of
+the way, a small bundle, tied in a silk handkerchief. I immediately
+picked it up; and, after standing a few minutes, and looking around to
+see if any one was in sight who might have dropped it, I called aloud,
+but there was no answer. I continued my pace, rejoicing in my good
+fortune. At about a quarter-of-a-mile from the spot, there was a
+public-house, into which I entered, for a little refreshment, and to
+inquire if they would purchase anything I could supply them. I placed
+the bundle I had picked up and my pack upon the table, got what I asked
+for, and then inquired if they would purchase. During my stay, two
+farm-servants came in; and, when I was about to depart, they, seeing me
+lift the bundle from the table, inquired if it was my own. I hesitated
+for a moment, and, unfortunately, said that it was. They looked at each
+other; no more passed, and I resumed my journey towards Moffat, which I
+was anxious to reach before nightfall. I accomplished it; and, stopping
+at a cheap lodging-house, had an early supper, and went soon to bed,
+weary with my day's walk.
+
+"Scarce had I fallen asleep, when I was aroused by a loud knocking at
+the door, and the sound of many voices. Before I was fully awake, I was
+seized in my bed, and my hands bound tightly together. My terror became
+extreme--I shook in every limb. In vain I strove to speak, and inquire
+what all this meant. I could only see that every eye was bent on me with
+an expression of horror and rage. My clothes were searched, and then
+forced upon me. I was not allowed to assist myself--my hands were
+unbound to get on my coat; but a man held each arm while another pulled.
+They seemed afraid I would do something desperate, and were as coarse
+and cautious as if I had been a ferocious animal; yet I was passive from
+excess of fear; and, although numbers were speaking, I was in such a
+state that I could not collect the purport of their conversation.
+Execrations sounded in my ears above the confusion of voices, and the
+first sentence I made out was spoken by my landlady:--'Oh, the
+bloody-minded young wretch!' she cried. 'Who would have thought it, to
+look at him? But I hope they will hang him as high as Haman. And, after
+all, to come into a lone widow's house to bring disgrace on it. Take him
+away, sirs, as quick as you can, or I shall be an undone woman, and my
+character entirely lost.'
+
+"Astonished at what the woman said, I inquired what offence I had
+committed--or where. O God! what was my horror to learn that I was
+charged with murder!--that the bundle in my possession had been the
+property of the victim of some ruthless villain--and that I was taken
+for him! In vain I protested my innocence. The two men were present to
+whom I had said, when they inquired, that the bundle was my own. I was
+thus, by my own confession--if not a murderer--a convicted liar. No one,
+for a moment, thought me innocent. So strong was their conviction of my
+guilt, that had the laws not deterred them, they would have rejoiced to
+have put me to death on the spot. Even this would have been kindness, in
+a worldly sense, to what I was doomed to suffer.
+
+"It was nearly eleven o'clock at night, but clear and bright; the moon
+was nearly full; the air a little sharp, but not cold, when I was
+placed, bound hand and foot, in a cart, and accompanied by the two men
+and two officers. I thought my heart would have burst. I opened not my
+mouth to speak in answer to their questions, cruel taunts, and
+upbraidings. I saw I was an object of horror and loathing to them--and
+deservedly so, had I been the guilty creature they had cause to think
+me. I passed the melancholy time we were upon the road in tears, and
+prayers that my innocence might be made manifest; but I knew not yet the
+extent of my misery. At length the cart stopped at the door of the
+public-house; my feet were loosened, and I was desired to come down, and
+enter the same room where I had been in the afternoon. A crowd of
+horrorstricken people were huddled round the fireplace. In the wooden
+bed lay an object, covered with a white sheet, resembling a human body.
+I had never seen a corpse laid out in my life; yet the idea rushed upon
+my mind that this was one; and my blood curdled in my veins, as the
+conviction came over me that it was one that had met its fate by
+violence. I trembled, while the large drops of sweat stood upon my brow.
+All eyes were turned to me; a grim smile of malicious satisfaction was
+on the faces of some, while horror and pity were equally strongly marked
+upon the countenances of others. My natural feelings were, to all
+present, a sure indication of my guilt. I would have sunk to the ground
+had not the two men supported me. My head fell upon my breast. I
+requested a little water, in a voice scarcely audible. It was given me,
+and the sickness went off. One of the officers then, taking a lamp, went
+to the bed, and removed the sheet from the body. My eyes involuntarily
+followed him; a cry of horror escaped my lips; and I felt my muscles
+become rigid. Before me lay the body of the female I had parted with in
+health early in the forenoon, at the shop-door of my relation,
+shockingly mangled, her long fair hair clotted with blood, and her mild
+blue eyes, that had smiled upon me, dulled by the shade of death. I
+could only groan. My sufferings at this sight were beyond utterance. All
+in the room moved to the bed, and placed their hands upon the bosom of
+the dead, and protested their innocence. I was ordered to do the same;
+but I could not summon resolution to touch the body. My whole nature
+revolted from the contact.
+
+"'I am innocent!' I cried; 'God knows I am innocent! I know nothing of
+this foul murder. Ask me to cut off my hand, or place it in the burning
+fire, among the live coals; but ask me not to touch that bloody body,
+for pity's sake!'
+
+"My appeals were vain; they only served to confirm the prepossessions of
+my hearers that I was guilty. As I stood, shrinking from the fearful
+object as far as those who held me would permit, a cry arose that I was
+the murderer beyond a doubt, and that I should be compelled to touch the
+body. One of the officers seized my hand; those who held me pushed me
+towards the bed; I struggled in vain; my hand was held fast as I was
+forced along; and the consequence was, that it came with force upon the
+chest of the murdered victim, when a gurgling sound issued from the
+gaping wound. I became insensible.
+
+"When my faculties returned, it was the grey of the morning. We were
+entering the town of Dumfries; I in the cart, and the murdered body by
+my side. I was lodged in the jail--a criminal already condemned in the
+eyes of my fellow-men. Even the felons and debtors in prison avoided my
+society. At my examination before the sheriff, I trembled at the array
+of circumstantial evidence that was brought against me. My own relation
+admitted that he had seen us together at his shop-door. The young woman
+had gone from thence to her brother's, and staid only a short
+time--telling them she was on her way to Edinburgh, and was to meet a
+young man, who was to accompany her there. She had been seen by the two
+men lingering upon the Moffat road, near the planting, a short time
+before, with the same bundle in her hand that I had said was mine when
+they saw me in the public-house with it in my possession. They had
+thought it strange, but paid no attention until the body of the young
+woman was discovered in the wood a few hours after, and still warm. I
+had been pursued, and the property proved to belong to the victim of my
+cruelty. My terror at being apprehended, and my refusal to touch the
+dead body, all militated against me. I was fully committed as the
+murderer, without hope of escape, innocent as I was of the crime. To
+this damning evidence, all I had to advance was my unheeded assertion of
+my innocence.
+
+"From the beginning of May until the month of September I lay in jail--a
+stranger to comfort of any kind. Every anguish was mine, except remorse.
+I was looked upon by all, except my parents, as the most hardened
+villain on earth. No one doubted my guilt, except my parents; and it was
+only their parental feelings that made them doubt and pray that, if
+innocent, the really guilty might be discovered. I will not attempt to
+describe the scenes between me and my parents. They both wished that the
+grave might hide their shame before the fatal day of the execution of
+their son; for all chance of proving my innocence seemed out of the
+question. The worthy minister that visited the jail firmly believed in
+my guilt; to all my solemn asseverations of innocence, he only replied
+by holding forth on the dangers of hardened crime, with earnest
+exhortations for me to confess and make atonement as far as was in my
+power. He would for hours lay before me the horrors of appearing before
+my Maker with a lie in my mouth. My pride was wounded by the good man's
+well-meant efforts. I began to avoid him as much as possible; and, when
+I could not, I was silent and sullen. This, also, was held to be a sure
+token of my guilt. Alas! I was not hardened; but I was heart-broken. My
+Bible was my only companion--my soother and support; for I found no
+threat there but against the wicked. Its Author was the searcher of
+hearts. In it I found I was really guilty of many crimes which my
+fellow-men thought nothing of; but there I also found a Saviour and
+Mediator. My mind became humbled and composed; and, while I still
+solemnly asserted my innocence of the murder, I did it with temper and
+meekness.
+
+"'Worthy sir,' I said to the clergyman, 'appearances have deceived you.
+If it is the will of God that the innocent should suffer, for some wise
+purpose, his will be done. If it is not so, my guiltlessness of blood
+will be made evident in this world--at least I shall be declared
+innocent on that great day when all shall render their account--in this
+matter, innocent, save of the guilty falsehood I stated, that the
+unfortunate female's bundle was my own. Alas! I wished not to keep the
+property from the rightful owner. My thought at the time was, that, if I
+owned that I had found it, they would take it from me, or make a
+disturbance about it. Had they only said a few words more, I had told
+the truth; and thus, probably, have contributed to the proof of my
+innocence.'
+
+"At length, the Lords of Justiciary entered the town. None but those who
+are within the walls of a jail, awaiting their arrival, can conceive the
+dread sensation of fear and hope awakened in the breasts of criminals by
+the clang of the trumpets and shouting of the mob, as the pageant
+proceeds through the streets. How bitter are the feelings produced by
+the joyous shouts of the thoughtless people! forgetful, or heedless, of
+the fates of their fellow-mortals. Next day I was led into the court,
+more dead than alive. My head became giddy. Everything before me--the
+crowded court, the judges, jury, and officers--became a confused mass; a
+murmur as if of horror sounded in my ears from the assembled multitude;
+the fatal bundle lay upon the table before me. At length all was ready;
+and, the indictment having been read aloud by the clerk, the judge, in a
+solemn voice, asked if I was guilty or not. After a gasp or two for
+breath--
+
+"'O my lord!' I said, 'I am as guiltless of this crime as the unborn
+babe. Have mercy on me!' And I sank upon the table before me,
+overpowered.
+
+"The public prosecutor then opened the case, and harrowed up my soul
+with the fearful account of the diabolical deed. He almost persuaded me
+I was the murderer; so clearly did he reason from appearances. The
+witnesses were called; a chain of circumstantial evidence was made out;
+all that was awanting in it was, that I had not been seen to do the
+deed. Witnesses I had not one. Those whom I could have called could have
+said nothing but what they had already said, and it was wrested to my
+disadvantage by my own story; for I was a self-convicted liar, and
+little better than a thief, in my attempt to appropriate what was not my
+own--even in the most favourable construction my able counsel could put
+upon my case. The jury, without leaving their box, pronounced me guilty,
+without a dissentient voice. The judge put on the fearful black hat upon
+his head; and, after a heart-harrowing speech upon my guilt, pronounced
+sentence of death upon me. I was to be taken back to the jail, and from
+thence to the spot where the murder had been committed, and hung in
+chains on the second market-day in October. How I was removed from the
+court I cannot tell; neither can I tell what intervened for some hours.
+The last thing strongly impressed upon my memory is a burst of
+satisfaction in the court, when the sentence was passed upon me, and the
+hooting of the crowd without; yet, strange to say, I slept soundly after
+the irons were riveted upon my ankles, and awoke to find my doom fixed,
+and my days on earth numbered. I became, in a manner, resigned to my
+fate. Indeed, save for my parents, I had no other regret in leaving the
+world; yet, at times, an anxious wish would steal upon my mind that I
+might be saved from my unmerited death. It was the shuddering of nature
+at entering upon eternity. The hope never left me that my innocence
+would, at one time or another, sooner or later, be made manifest to my
+fellow-men--for murder will not hide, nor innocent blood cry from the
+earth in vain. The hours flew past with fearful rapidity; the
+neighbouring clock seemed never to cease to strike the hour. Night
+followed day, and day night, as if there was no interval between; yet
+there was a heaviness upon me that bowed me down. My last Sabbath on
+earth arrived; the day was spent in devotion--my heart-broken parents,
+who now were convinced of my innocence, pouring out their souls with
+mine to the Throne of Grace. If ever there was on earth a foretaste of
+the joys of heaven, I felt it that day in the condemned cell, loaded
+with irons. We had taken farewell of each other, in the full assurance
+of soon meeting where there is no sorrow or shame. The bitterness of
+death was past. My thoughts were no longer of this world.
+
+"The Monday passed on. There was but one whole day more for me on the
+earth. Wednesday was to be my last. On the morning of Tuesday, as soon
+as the jail was opened, my brother, who had always thought hardly of me,
+and visited me only twice, rushed into my cell, and, weeping, fell upon
+my bosom. After a few minutes, he sobbed--
+
+"'My brother! Simon, my brother! can you forgive me for thinking so
+hardly of you?'
+
+"'My brother,' I replied, 'I have ever thought of you in grief and pity,
+never in anger. My heart blesses you for this kindness.'
+
+"'You are innocent, my own Simon! You are cleared of this crime. All is
+made manifest. The worthy minister is at present with the provost, who
+will write to the sheriff to delay the fatal day, until your pardon
+come.'
+
+"I heard no more: a faintness came over me; my heart ceased to beat, and
+all consciousness left me for some time. When I recovered, we fell upon
+our knees, and poured out our souls in thanksgivings. At that time I
+dedicated the whole remainder of my days to the service of that merciful
+God who had made clear my innocence, and spared my parents and friends
+from shame.
+
+"When we had become composed, I learned from him the wonderful manner in
+which my innocence had been discovered, and the guilty punished by the
+hand of the sufferer's own brother. She had resided in the parish of
+Caerlaverock, with a brother, a widower, as his housekeeper, for some
+years; and it had been understood that she was soon to marry a young
+man, a stranger, who had come some years before into the parish. He was
+on intimate terms with her brother; but her other friends did not
+approve of the connection, as his character was none of the best. Her
+brother was of a thoughtless, jovial disposition, and saw no harm in
+him, for he was an excellent boon-companion, and they were thus
+inseparable on all occasions of festivity. On the Saturday afternoon
+before the day appointed for my execution, they had gone out with their
+guns to shoot for amusement. Both had been drinking pretty hard; and it
+was observed that the stranger had for some time almost entirely given
+himself up to intoxication, especially since the death of Grace, his
+sweetheart. This was attributed to his grief, and begat pity for him,
+and no one was more assiduous in endeavouring to cheer his gloom than
+her brother. After their search for game, they were returning to the
+village, when, by some accident, the gun which Grace's brother carried
+went off, and lodged its contents in the body of his companion, who
+fell, dreadfully wounded. A surgeon was sent for, who gave little hopes
+of his recovery. No blame could be attached to his companion, as the
+accident was seen by several, and the grief of Grace's brother was
+excessive. On the Sabbath, the stranger was much worse. His mind seemed
+to suffer more than his body; and words of fearful import escaped from
+him at intervals, which harrowed up the souls of those who attended him.
+Cries of despair, mixed with horrid imprecations, burst from his lips.
+Yet death evidently was approaching fast to seize his victim. When they
+spoke of sending for the minister to pray with and console him, he
+blasphemed, and thus spent he his last Sabbath on earth. Through the
+night he fell into a troubled sleep, and began to mutter. Gradually his
+words became more distinct. He talked of Grace, and recounted her murder
+as he had perpetrated it; writhed in remorse, and called for mercy from
+my injured spirit, as if I had already suffered. As soon as the morning
+dawned, the minister was sent for, and what the guilty man had said in
+his sleep recounted to him. He was now very low; the hand of death was
+on him; and, for some time, he was deaf to the remonstrances of the
+divine. But at length he confessed all; told that they would find the
+knife with which he had done the fearful crime buried at the back of the
+cottage where he lay. All was written down by the minister. The knife
+was found, stained with the blood of his victim. I was now as much the
+object of pity as I had been of hatred and horror. That day my irons
+were struck off; I had the freedom of the jail until my pardon arrived,
+and was visited by numbers of the inhabitants, who loaded me with
+presents. But my feelings of gratitude were principally awakened on my
+parents' account, for the joy it imparted to them. Many, many years have
+passed since that event, but it is ever present with me, and spurs me on
+in my labours of love, in comforting and winning souls to God."
+
+So deeply had I been interested in the narrative of the Pious Pedlar,
+that we had reached York, and stood at the door of the Duke of
+Marlborough public-house, before I was aware of the distance we had
+walked after he commenced. As this was the house where Bill and a number
+of others in his line were in the habit of staying during the time they
+were in the town, we entered, and found two or three, who, like
+ourselves, had come to purchase goods. I was astonished at the haughty
+manner in which they returned our salutation. The landlord, who seemed
+to know all his guests well, received William and Simon with a hearty
+welcome; and, shaking me by the hand, wished me success in my new
+calling, expressing his hope that I would find everything in the
+Marlborough to my liking. We were then ushered into a small room, where
+dinner was to be served to us. When we were comfortably seated, I
+remarked to Bill the impression the lofty bearing of the others had made
+upon me, and inquired if he knew the cause. He laughed--
+
+"Quite well," said he; "there is an aristocracy among pedlars as well as
+other callings. They belong to the waggoners, and would think it a
+degradation to associate with us bearers. We are a grade beneath them;
+besides, the waggoners are, for the most part, gentlemen by birth--the
+younger cadets of decayed houses of long standing. With a little capital
+to commence with, they never dealt in small quantities, their line lying
+in supplying the retailers in distant towns, and many of them are very
+wealthy. Upon my return from London, when I have purchased my horse and
+waggon, I will be entitled to rank with them, but will never be treated
+as the equal of those who have both birth and waggons; nevertheless, I
+will be a waggoner until I commence business in my own shop, when I will
+be a grade higher than even waggoner; and, with economy and my usual
+perseverance, I may be a bailie, or even provost, of the town I settle
+in. Only think of that, John Square! Stick to your present occupation,
+and, without trusting the stormy ocean, you may, by following my
+counsel, succeed as well as I or any one."
+
+"My young friend," said the pious Simon, "all these are good in
+subjection; but a higher aim ought to be your guide through life; for
+all these give not peace to the soul."
+
+While he spoke, we were joined by other two of our own rank, to whom my
+two companions were barely civil, and very distant. Both were well
+advanced in years, with a forward cast of countenance and a look of low
+cunning strangely blended, which they endeavoured to make pass for
+frankness. Having settled our small bill, and left our packs in charge
+of the landlord, I walked out to see the minster, they to transact some
+business of their own.
+
+I returned when the shades of evening fell, and found that Wilson and
+Simon had arrived some time before me, and were seated by themselves.
+There were several others in the room in general conversation, in which
+we took no part. The two whom I had left before I went out were still in
+the same position, evidently under the influence of liquor. They were
+clearly unwelcome; their conversation was only calculated to beget
+disgust in well-regulated minds, consisting of anecdotes of fraud and
+imposition, of which they seemed proud of being the heroes.
+
+"These two," said Simon to me, "are a specimen of those who bring
+disrepute upon any callings, and much more so on ours. They are not
+without talents, but they cultivate them to unprofitable ends. I have
+known them for many years; and, with all their boasted cunning, they
+are, I believe, poorer at this moment than they were when I first knew
+them, and must still become poorer, for their character is gone. The
+public fear to deal with them, and will not do it, even when they would
+act honestly. They are forced to range far, to places where they are
+unknown; and even there they are every year circumscribing and planting
+thorns for others to walk over. They, besides, are ever under the fear
+of injury from some one or other whom they have defrauded. Such are the
+fruits of dishonest dealing."
+
+All our business being transacted, it was agreed that we should continue
+our route for London, to purchase silks and light goods, and return by
+the same route to Scotland. William having purchased a small waggon and
+horse, together with a small assortment of woollens, my stock remained
+much the same, and was slung over my shoulder, save when, for ease, and
+there were no houses on the road, I placed it in the waggon; for I was
+weary of my pedlar's life, and only endured it until I should reach
+London. We arrived at Hatfield, about twenty-five miles from London,
+early in the afternoon, and resolved to stay for the night, as Wilson
+had hopes of doing some good in the neighbourhood. As for me, I had
+ceased, much to his chagrin, to attempt any sales, as my pack was now
+much reduced. While he was gone, I sat at the inn-door, amusing myself
+in the best manner I could--sometimes musing on my strange fate, at
+others gazing listlessly upon the passers-by--when a post-chaise drove
+up to the door at a furious rate. The horses were extremely blown, and
+covered with perspiration. A gentleman and lady descended from the
+chaise; she evidently was under restraint, and looked anxiously and
+fearfully around. Our eyes met; I thought she gave her hand that was
+disengaged a movement, as if she wished me to come to her. She was in
+tears. I rose, and moved to approach, but she was hurried into the house
+before I could advance; for I was in doubt--yet her look expressed what
+her hand signalled. I thought it strange, for a moment; but this feeling
+died away, for I might have been deceived. The gentleman came to the
+door, to hurry the people, as they were rather slow, as he thought, in
+procuring fresh horses. I good-naturedly went to assist the postilion.
+As I stood before the chaise, I looked up to one of the windows, and saw
+the female weeping at it. Our eyes again met; she clasped her hands
+imploringly, and, taking a small packet, placed it behind the
+window-shutter, and, raising her clasped hands to heaven, looked
+earnestly at me. I gave a nod of assent. She retired from the window.
+All this had passed quickly as a shadow. In a few minutes they were
+again in the chaise. As it passed off, I again gave a nod, and a languid
+smile passed over her face. I entered the house, and inquired of the
+landlord who they were; but got no information, as he said they were
+unknown to him. I requested to have a glass of brandy-and-water in the
+room where the lady had been. As soon as it was brought, and he had
+retired, I looked behind the window-shutter, and, taking out the parcel,
+found it to contain a sum of money and a sealed letter, upon the inside
+of the wrapper of which was written in pencil--"Benevolent stranger,
+whoever you are, for mercy's sake and all that is dear to you, deliver
+this as directed, with your utmost despatch, and snatch a
+fellow-creature from misery. Let this supply your immediate wants, and
+an ample reward shall follow. Use all despatch, I again implore you."
+
+I was for a few minutes lost in amazement. The letter was addressed to
+Captain James H----, Strand, London. Could this be my old patron and
+captain? There was not one moment to lose. I descended to the bar, and
+told the landlord I must set off for London immediately, and requested
+his advice how I was to proceed. He told me I must make the journey on
+horseback, as he had not another pair of horses. I told him that was
+impossible, as I had never been on horseback in my life, and I could
+walk it faster and with more ease than I could ride. I would walk on to
+Barnet before dark, and get a chaise there if I could find none sooner.
+As I was on the eve of setting off, he found means to procure an old
+phęton; and, while it was getting ready, I wrote to Wilson that
+circumstances forced me to London, but that I would perhaps see him in
+the morning. At all events, I made him heartily welcome to my pack, as I
+meant to carry it no more, wishing him health and prosperity if we
+should not meet.
+
+I mounted the high-hung, crazy vehicle, with a lad to drive and bring it
+back, having satisfied mine host to his utmost wish. By half-past ten
+o'clock, I reached the jeweller's in the Strand, whose first floor
+Captain H----occupied, and found him at home. His lady was also present.
+His surprise was great at my entering. Our joy was mutual, and only
+damped by my relating the strange manner in which I had again had the
+pleasure of seeing him. He broke the letter open, and having hastily
+perused it, turned to his wife, who sat pale and anxiously looking at
+him--"My love, I must be off this instant, and endeavour to rescue
+Catherine from her unpleasant thraldom. Do not be alarmed--there is no
+danger. During the time I am getting all ready, you may peruse the
+letter." Saying this, he rung the bell, and ordered his servant to
+procure a post-chaise as quickly as he could, and send in refreshments
+for me. Mrs H---- was dissolved in tears, as she had read the letter to
+an end. When we were again alone, "James," said she, "this proceeding of
+Master Wilton is very cruel to my cousin; although he is her guardian,
+he has, I should think, no right to wound her feelings, and hurry her
+about the country in this mysterious manner. I am fearful he has some
+reason he is ashamed to confess. My dear James, be careful of yourself
+for my sake; I shall be miserable until your return."
+
+"There is not the smallest occasion, my love; I shall write you as soon
+as I arrive at Mr Wilton's. In the morning, you must write a note to Mr
+Stenton, to call upon you. Show him your cousin's letter, and order him
+to take what steps he may judge necessary in this affair."
+
+"Can it be possible," said she, "that my aunt approves of this
+proceeding? He could not have removed Catherine without her consent."
+
+"I shall soon know, my love. The dear girl must not be allowed to suffer
+from their designs or caprice."
+
+At this moment the chaise was announced to be at the door, and in a
+short time we were in it, and rattling along towards Barnet, where we
+changed horses, and were in Hatfield a little after daybreak. During our
+dark and comfortless ride, I told him all that had befallen me since we
+parted in Lisbon. He had only been in London a few months, where he had
+come upon business--an uncle of his wife's having died some time before,
+leaving the bulk of his fortune to his two nieces--Catherine, the young
+lady whose letter I had brought to London, and his wife. To Catherine,
+his favourite sister's daughter, he had left, besides an equal sum in
+cash, all his landed and other property. Mr Wilton's sister, the aunt of
+both, was a rich widow, but of a morose and finical temper. Catherine
+had been brought up by her some fifty miles from London, and Mr H----
+had no idea until my arrival that she had not been still with her. "I
+hope there is no foolish love affair in this strange business," said he;
+"for Catherine is a warmhearted, susceptible girl. Her father was our
+countryman, and my intimate friend."
+
+As Mr Wilton's property lay near Baldock, about eighteen miles distant,
+and no post-horses were to be got, the captain, on horseback, set off
+alone; I was to follow on foot, which I preferred, to Stevenage, where I
+was to wait until I heard from him. After a hasty parting from my
+fellow-traveller Wilson, which was not without regret on both sides, I
+set off for Stevenage; he saying, as he shook my hand--
+
+"John Square, I hope you will never want, but you will never be rich.
+You are as unstable as water."
+
+I had only been in the inn at Stevenage a short time, when a servant
+arrived with a note, informing me that Captain H---- had got all
+arranged to his satisfaction, and would return to London on the
+following day, requesting me to hasten thither with a letter for Mrs
+H----; which I did, and took lodgings for myself in Lower Thames Street.
+When the captain and I again met, I found present the young lady and
+another gentleman. I was most graciously received by all. The uncle of
+Catherine was likewise present, and, turning to his niece, said--
+
+"So this is the messenger you contrived to engage, strictly as I watched
+you in this foolish affair. I see that a woman's invention, like her
+love, has no bounds"--saying which, he good-humouredly patted the happy
+and blushing Catherine under the chin.
+
+The captain retired with me to a separate room, where he told me that
+the whole had arisen out of the anger of his wife's aunt, who had set
+her heart upon marrying her niece to a young clergyman of her
+neighbourhood, for whom she had not the smallest regard, and whose
+assiduities were hateful to her, as her heart was already engaged to Mr
+Stenton, a distant relation of her own; but, as his circumstances were
+not sufficiently prosperous to enable them to marry, she had concealed
+their love from all but Mrs H----.
+
+"The death of her uncle, and my arrival in London, altered her views.
+She rebelled against her aunt's authority, and refused to see the
+clergyman as a lover. This threw the old lady into a paroxysm of rage.
+Poor Catherine was locked up, and, all her repositories being searched,
+Mr Stenton's letters were found. They were immediately sealed up, and a
+letter written to Mr Wilton, her brother, of the most alarming kind for
+the safety of his now wealthy niece, representing that she meant to
+throw herself and fortune away upon some peasant in the neighbourhood.
+He had posted, on receipt of the packet, to his sister, when his fears
+were further excited by the old lady's conjectures. Catherine was
+unconscious of what had passed, until she was summoned to the presence
+of her uncle, whom she had seldom before seen. He is a good-hearted, but
+a positive, irascible man. No explanation was asked. When all appeared
+so plain against the trembling girl, she was, by her uncle and aunt,
+hurried into a post-chaise, and was on her way to Mr Wilton's. She had
+contrived to write to me during the short time she was allowed to
+prepare for the journey, but had no opportunity until, struck by your
+manners, she resolved to shorten her confinement by trusting you, as her
+uncle's anger was so great that he had scarce spoken to her since they
+entered the chaise, but to threaten and abuse her. When I arrived, an
+explanation and reconciliation had taken place, and the marriage will
+follow in a few weeks. It only remains for you to consider in what
+manner we can serve you."
+
+I returned him my thanks for their kind intentions; and said the young
+lady's purse, which I would not affront them by offering to return, was
+much more than sufficient reward for all I had done; and, begging I
+might not detain him longer from his friends, I bade him adieu,
+promising to call in a day or two.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES LAWSON.
+
+
+"Tak a faither's advice, Betty, my woman," said Andrew Weir to his only
+daughter--"tak a faither's advice, and avoid gaun blindfolded to your
+ruin. Ye are sune aneugh to marry these seven years yet. Marry! preserve
+us! for I dinna ken what the generation is turning to, but I'll declare
+bits o' lasses now-a-days haena the dolls weel oot o' their arms, till
+they tak a guidman by the hand. But aboon everything earthly, I wad
+impress it upon ye, bairn, that ye canna be owre carefu o' your company;
+mind that a character is a' a woman has to carry her through the warld,
+and ye should guard it like the apple o' your e'e; and remember, that
+folk are aye judged o' frae the company they keep. Now, how often maun I
+warn ye no to be seen wi' Charles Lawson? He's a clever lad, nae
+doubt--naebody denies that; but, oh, Betty, Betty, woman! wad ye only
+reflect that a' gifts are no graces; and I am far mistaen if he hasna a
+serpent's heart as weel as his tongue. He has naething o' the fear o'
+God before his een--ye canna deny that. In ae word, he is a wild,
+thoughtless ne'er-do-weel; and I charge ye--I command ye--Betty, that ye
+ne'er speak to him again in your born days; or, if ye do, ye surely will
+hae but little satisfaction to break your faither's heart, and bring him
+to the grave wi' sorrow and wi' shame--for that, Betty, that wad be the
+end o't."
+
+Elizabeth heard him, and bent her head upon her bosom to conceal her
+confusion. The parental homily was too late--she was already the wife of
+Charles Lawson.
+
+Having thus begun our story in the middle, it is necessary that we go
+back, and inform the reader, in a few words, that Andrew Weir was a
+respectable farmer on the north side of the Tweed, and withal a decent
+and devout Presbyterian, and an elder in the kirk. Charles Lawson's
+parents were originally from Northumberland. They had known better days,
+and, at the period we have alluded to, were struggling with a hard farm
+in the neighbourhood of Andrew Weir's. Charles was not exactly what his
+father-in-law had described him; and, were we to express his portrait in
+a line, we should say, he had blue eyes and a broad brow, a goodly form
+and open heart. The ringlets which parted on Elizabeth's forehead were
+like the raven's wing, and loveliness, if not beauty, nestled around the
+dimples on her cheeks. Their affection for each other began in
+childhood, and grew with their years, till it became strong as their
+existence.
+
+A few weeks after Andrew Weir had delivered the advice we have quoted to
+his daughter, Charles Lawson bade farewell to his parents, his wife, and
+his country, and proceeded to India, where a relative of his mother's
+had amassed a fortune, and who, while he refused to assist them in their
+distress, had promised to make provision for their son. As we are not
+writing a novel in three volumes, we shall not describe the scene of
+their parting, and tell with what agony, with what tears, and with what
+bitter words, Charles tore himself from his father, his mother, and his
+yet unacknowledged wife. The imagination of the reader may supply the
+blank. Hope urged him to go--necessity compelled him.
+
+After his departure, Elizabeth drooped like an early lily beneath the
+influence of a returning frost. There were whisperings among the matrons
+and maidens of the neigbouring village. They who had formerly courted
+her society began to shun it; and even the rude clown, who lately stood
+abashed in her presence, approached her with indecent familiarity. The
+fatal whisper first reached Andrew's ear at a meeting of the
+kirk-session, of which he was a member. He returned home troubled in
+spirit, a miserable and a humbled man, for his daughter had been his
+pride. Poor Elizabeth confessed that she was married, and attempted to
+prove what she affirmed. But this afforded no palliation of her offence
+in the eyes of her rigid and offended father.
+
+"Oh, what hae I been born to suffer ?" cried he, stamping his feet upon
+the ground. "O, you Witch o' Endor!--you Jezebel!--you disgrace o' kith
+and kin! Could naething--naething serve ye but breaking your puir auld
+faither's heart? Get out o' my sicht!--get out o' my sicht!"
+
+He remained silent for a few moments--the parent arose in his
+heart--tears gathered in his eyes.
+
+"But ye are still my bairn," he continued. "Oh, Betty, Betty, woman!
+what hae ye brocht us to?"
+
+Again he was silent, and again proceeded--
+
+"But I forgie ye, Betty! Yes, if naebody else will, your faither will
+forgie ye for your mother's sake, for ye are a' that I hae left o' her.
+But we canna haud up our heads again in this pairt o' the
+country--that's impossible. I've lang thocht o' gaun to America; and now
+I'm driven till't."
+
+He parted with his farm, and in the ensuing spring proceeded with his
+daughter to Canada. We shall not enter upon his fortunes in the New
+World--he was still broken in spirit; and, after twelve years'
+residence, he was neither richer nor happier than when he left Scotland.
+Elizabeth was now a mother, and the smiles of her young son seemed to
+shorten the years of her exile; yet, ever as she returned his smile, the
+thought of the husband of her youth flashed back on her remembrance, and
+anguish and misery shot through her bosom as the eagle darteth on its
+prey. Her heart was not broken; but it fell like a proud citadel,
+burying the determined garrison.
+
+Charles Lawson had not been in India many months, when a party of native
+troops attacking the property of his relative, Charles, who had fallen
+wounded amongst them, was carried by them in their retreat into the
+interior of the country, where, for several years, he was cut off from
+all intercourse or communication with his countrymen. On obtaining his
+liberty, he found that his kinsman had been for some time dead, and had
+left him his heir. His wife--his parents--doubt--anxiety--impatient
+affection--trembling hope--all hastened his return. At length the white
+cliffs of Albion appeared before him, like a fair cloud spread on the
+unruffled bosom of the ocean; and in a few days more the green hills of
+his childhood met his anxious eye.
+
+It was the grey hour of a summer night as he again approached the roof
+that sheltered his childhood. His horse as if conscious of supporting an
+almost unconscious rider, stopped involuntarily at the threshold. He
+trembled upon the saddle as a leaf that rustles in the wind. He raised
+his hand to knock at the door, but again withdrew it. The inmates of the
+house, aroused by the sound of a horse stopping at the door, came out to
+inquire the cause. Charles gazed upon them for a moment--it was a look
+of agony and disappointment--his heart gave one convulsive throb, and
+the icy sweat burst from his temples.
+
+"Does not--does not Mr Lawson live here?" he inquired, almost gasping
+for words to convey the question.
+
+"Mr Lawson! Na, na, sir," replied the senior of the group, "it's lang
+since he gaed awa. Ye ken he gaed a' wrang, puir man, and he's no lived
+here since the hard winter, for they didna come upon this parish."
+
+"Did not come upon this parish!" exclaimed Charles; "heaven and earth!
+what do you mean?"
+
+"Mean! what wad I mean," answered the other, "but just that they were
+removed to their ain parish! Is there ony disgrace in that?"
+
+"Oh, my father!--my poor mother!" cried Charles, wildly.
+
+"Mercy, sir!" rejoined the astonished farmer, "are ye Maister Charles?
+Bairns! haste ye, tak the horse to the stable. Losh, Charles, man, and
+how hae ye been? But ye dinna ken me, man; I'm your auld schulefellow,
+Bob Graham, and this is my wife, Mysie Allan--ye mind o' Mysie! Haste
+ye, Mysie lass, kill twa ducks, and the bairns and me will hool the
+peas. Really, Charles, man, I'm sae glad to see ye!"
+
+During this harangue, Charles, led by his warmhearted friend, had
+entered the dwelling of his nativity; where Mr Graham again continued--
+
+"Ye aiblins dinna ken that auld Andrew Weir was sae sair in the dorts
+when ye gaed awa, that he set aff wi' Betty for America. But I hear they
+are comin hame again this back end. The bairn will be a stout callant
+noo, and faith ye maun marry Betty, for she was a mensefu lass."
+
+Charles could only reply by exclaiming--
+
+"America!--my wife!--my child!"
+
+Having ascertained where he would find his parents, early on the
+following morning he departed, and about five in the afternoon
+approached the village where he had been told they resided. When near
+the little burying-ground, he stopped to look upon the most melancholy
+funeral procession he had ever witnessed. The humble coffin was scarce
+coloured, and they who bore it seemed tired of their burden. Three or
+four aged and poor-looking people walked behind it. Scarce was it
+lowered into the grave, ere all departed save one, meanly clothed in
+widow's weeds, and bent rather with the load of grief than of years. She
+alone lingered, weeping over the hastily-covered grave.
+
+"She seems poor," said Charles, "and if I cannot comfort her, I may at
+least relieve her necessities;" and, fastening his horse to the gate, he
+entered the churchyard.
+
+She held an old handkerchief before her face, only removing it at
+intervals to steal a hurried glance at the new-made grave.
+
+"Good woman," said Charles, as he approached her, "your sorrows demand
+my sympathy--could I assist you?"
+
+"No! no!" replied the poor widow, without raising her face; "but I thank
+you for your kindness. Can the grave give up its dead?"
+
+"But why should you remain here?" said he, with emotion; "tell me, could
+not I assist you?" And he placed a piece of money in her hand.
+
+"No! no!" cried the widow, bitterly, and raising her head; "oh, that
+Mary Lawson should have lived to be offered charity on her husband's
+grave!"
+
+"My mother! Gracious heaven, my mother!" exclaimed Charles, casting his
+arms around her neck.
+
+Shall we describe the scene that followed? We will not--we cannot. He
+had seen his father laid in the dust, he had met his mother on his
+father's grave----But we will not go on.
+
+It was some weeks after this that he proceeded with his widowed mother
+to his native village, to wait the return of Elizabeth. Nor had he to
+wait; for, on the day previous to his return, Elizabeth, her son, and
+her father, had arrived. Charles and his parent had reached Mr
+Graham's--the honest farmer rushed to the door, and, hurrying both
+towards the house, exclaimed--
+
+"Now, see if you can find onybody that ye ken here!"
+
+His Elizabeth--his wife--his son--were there to meet him; the next
+moment she was upon his bosom, and her child clinging by her side, and
+gazing on his face. He alternately held both to his heart--the mother
+and her son. Andrew Weir took his hand--his mother wept with joy, and
+blessed her children. Bob Graham and his Mysie were as happy as their
+guests. Charles Lawson bought the farm which Andrew Weir had formerly
+tenanted; and, our informant adds, they live on it still.
+
+
+
+
+BON GAULTIER'S TALES.
+
+MRS HUMPHREY GREENWOOD'S TEA-PARTY.
+
+
+Mrs Humphrey Greenwood was a stirring, lively, good-natured sort of
+person; had touched the meridian of her years; was mistress of a
+comfortable income; and possessed, withal, the privileged vivacity of a
+widow. Nobody gave nicer tea-parties than she; nobody managed to keep
+such a number of eligible bachelors on her visiting-list, and
+possessing, as she did, the nicest discrimination in drafting these in
+among the young ladies under her patronage, what wonder if no
+inconsiderable proportion of the matrimonial arrangements of her friends
+deduced their origin from these dangerously-seductive sofas in her snug
+little drawing-room?
+
+It was in that snug little drawing-room that Mr Simon Silky first saw
+the future Mrs Simon; it was on one of those dangerously-seductive sofas
+that he found courage to put that question which procured him a better
+half, and a comfortable settlement for life for Miss Jemima Linton.
+
+Miss Jemima Linton was still in that fluctuating period, between girl
+and womanhood, at which young ladies giggle a great deal, and seem to be
+always in a flutter, when Mr Simon Silky first met her. She was fair in
+complexion, with light hair and blue eyes; her face, in short, had all
+the delicacy of a wax doll, and nearly as much expression. She could say
+"yes, sir!" and "no, sir!" at the proper intervals in the course of a
+_tźte-ą-tźte_ conversation, and, when warmed a little into familiarity
+and ease, could even hazard an observation with reference to the
+weather, without changing colour above twice in the course of it. In a
+word, she was one of those excessively bashful and retiring young
+ladies, who always look as if they thought a man was going to make
+violent love to them, and who, if your conversation happen to diverge
+from the beaten track of the smallest of small talk, take fright, and
+are off as fast as possible to whisper to some of their companions, "La!
+what a strange man that is!"
+
+This was the very kind of person for Mr Simon Silky, who was a bit of a
+sentimentalist in his way. When he met Miss Jemima Linton, the fair
+ideal on whom his fancy had often dwelt seemed to be realised. He came,
+he saw, and was conquered.
+
+On entering Mrs Greenwood's drawing-room, one evening that he had been
+invited there to meet "a few friends in an easy way," having arrived
+rather late, he found the party already assembled. The fire blazed
+cheerfully out upon a bevy of tittering misses, who were seated on
+either side of it, whispering to each other in a timid and confidential
+tone, with here and there a young man amongst them making convulsive
+efforts to render himself amusing, while two or three putty-faced
+juniors, with very white shirt-collars, and very brightly-polished
+pumps--who had been called in to stop gaps in quadrilles, and render
+themselves otherwise useful--sat in the background, for the most part
+two on a chair, and speculating how many of the cakes that glistened on
+the table they might appropriate to themselves with any degree of
+decency. Mrs Humphrey Greenwood, the presiding divinity of this motley
+gathering, vulgarly yclept a "cookie-shine," was planted behind a
+brightly-burnished brass urn of liberal dimension, that hissed loudly on
+the table.
+
+"Mr Simon," she exclaimed, advancing from her post of honour--" Mr Simon
+Silky, I'm so glad to see you; I really thought you had been going to
+desert us."
+
+Our hero blustered out some inarticulate apology, to which his hostess
+of course paid no attention, but hurried on into the work of
+introduction.
+
+"Mr Silky, Miss Silliman, Miss Gingerly, Miss Barbara Silliman, Miss
+Eggemon, Miss Jemima Linton; I think you know all the rest. Mr
+Scratcherd, you know Mr Silky." Mr Scratcherd grinned an assent. "Mr
+Silky, Mr Slap'emup. You'll find a seat for yourself somewhere. Try if
+some of the ladies will have pity, and take you in among them."
+
+All this time, Mr Silky was engaged in distributing a comprehensive bow
+to everybody about him--an ordeal which, in any circumstances, to a
+nervous man like him, was no joke. But his agitation had the finishing
+touch given it by Mrs Greenwood's facetious observation as to the ladies
+_taking him_ IN _among them_. The blood rushed to his temples, and he
+subsided into a vacant chair, with a remark, directed to nobody in
+particular, as to how very warm the room was. Attention having been once
+drawn to this interesting fact, it became the topic of conversation for
+some five minutes, which gave Mr Simon Silky time to cool down, and to
+look about him a little. In the course of his survey, his eyes alighted
+on Miss Jemima Linton, who just at that moment happened to be
+scrutinising his outward man. Their eyes met; a glance of quick
+intelligence passed between them. The lady lowered hers, blushing up to
+them as she did so; and the enraptured Simon muttered to himself, "What
+charming confusion!" He felt a novel sensation gathering about his
+heart. Could it be love? At first sight, too. Many deny it, but we say
+that all genuine love is at first sight.
+
+ "He never loved, who loved not at first sight."
+
+Mr Simon Silky was a reader of the Beauties of Shakspere. This line took
+possession of his head, and he mused and looked, looked and mused, till
+he was roused from his reverie by Mrs Greenwood calling upon him to
+assist in handing round the "cups which cheer but not inebriate." He
+started up, with a very vague notion of what he was to be about, and
+grasping a tea-cup, which his hostess informed him was Miss Jemima
+Linton's, in one hand, and a plate of cheesecakes in the other, he
+stumbled up to the lady, and consigning the cakes to her outstretched
+hand, held out the tea-cup to Miss Eggemon, who sat next, inquiring if
+she would please to be helped to a little cake. Miss Eggemon tittered,
+and exclaimed,
+
+"Well, I never!"
+
+"Gracious! the like of that, you know!" simpered Miss Silliman, burying
+her face in Miss Eggemon's neck.
+
+"How very absurd!" sneered Miss Gingerly, who was verging to
+old-maidishness, and had a temper in which vinegar was the principal
+ingredient.
+
+"Bless me, Mr Silky! what _are_ you about?" cried Mrs Greenwood.
+
+"Oh--why--yes--no--I see--beg pardon--dear me!" stammered poor Silky,
+reddening like an enraged turkey-cock, as he handed Miss Linton the cup,
+out of which the greater part of its contents had by this time been
+shaken and seizing the dish of cakes with a sudden jerk, deposited
+one-half of them in the lady's lap, and the other half on the carpet.
+
+"Tell me, where is fancy bre_a_d?" said Mr Horatio Slap'emup, who was a
+wit in his own small way, pointing to the cakes, which our hero was
+endeavouring to bring together again from the different corners into
+which they had wandered. A general laugh greeted him on every side as he
+rose from his knees covered with confusion. He looked at the fair Jemima
+as he did so. There was not the vestige of a smile on her face. "Good
+kind soul! _she_ does not join in the vulgar mirth of these unfeeling
+creatures!" thought the unhappy Silky. "She pities me, and pity is akin
+to love." It did not strike him that there might be another reason for
+her gravity. The spilled tea and greasy cheesecake had spoiled her white
+muslin dress irremediably, for that night at least--a circumstance
+calculated certainly to make any young lady melancholy enough; but this
+never entered the brain of Mr Simon Silky. Happy man!
+
+ "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise."
+
+With some difficulty he regained his chair, after stumbling over a
+footstool, and crushing the tail of a King Charles cocker, that was
+snorting on the hearthrug in all the offensiveness of canine obesity.
+His distress was at its climax.
+
+ "When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions,"
+
+thought he, recurring once more to the Beauties of Shakspere. His ears
+felt as if they had been newly scalded, and objects floated in hazy
+confusion before his eyes. He commenced sipping his tea with desperate
+energy, wishing for a moment that it had been so much prussic acid. The
+patter of many voices sounded in his ears. They must be talking of him,
+"for they laughed consumedly;" and that confounded Slap'emup was
+obviously getting up a reputation for wit by cutting minute jokes at his
+expense.
+
+"You've been at the Exhibition, Mr Silky," said Mrs Greenwood, recalling
+him from the state of mental imbecility into which he was fast sinking.
+
+"The Exhibition, you said, ma'am! Yes, yes, certainly, the Exhibition.
+Oh yes!" rejoined Mr Silky, struggling to concentrate his scattered
+faculties.
+
+"Well, what is your opinion about the portrait?" continued his hostess.
+
+"Portrait, really--which of them--there's so many?"
+
+"Why, Mr Silky, what _has_ come over you to-night? The ladies have been
+like to pull each other to pieces, for the last five minutes, about the
+portrait of an officer a little to the left of the door of the first
+room; and, I declare, you have not heard a word that has been going.
+Pretty doings, Mr Simon; and who, may I ask, is the happy lady that so
+engrosses your thoughts?"
+
+"Oh, Mrs. Greenwood!"
+
+"Well, well, then, if it's a secret, I won't press it! But what is your
+opinion of the portrait? Miss Barbara Silliman here maintains it is
+beauty in the abstract."
+
+"Oh he's quite a love of a man!" broke in Miss Barbara, in a rapture of
+affectation; whereat Miss Gingerly appeared mightily shocked, and pursed
+up her mouth till it looked like a parched apple.
+
+"But Miss Linton, on the contrary, says she thinks it rather plain for a
+military man. Now, we want your decision on this knotty point."
+
+"Oh, why, really--a portrait of an officer, I think you said. Fair
+complexion, flaxen ringlets, and light blue eyes--beautiful, indeed!
+That is to say--I don't know; but"--and here poor Silky looked
+hopelessly about for an idea--"upon the whole, I think I declare for
+Miss Linton."
+
+"Well, really, Mr Simon, that _is_ coming to the point. Jemima, my dear,
+do you hear what Mr Silky says? Declares for you already! Upon my word,
+a fair proposal!" said Mrs Greenwood, catching up the allusion, and
+looking excessively matronly and significant.
+
+"Fair complexion, flaxen ringlets, light blue eyes!" broke in Miss
+Barbara Silliman, with that delicate spitefulness to which young ladies
+are subject, when they suspect any of their rivals of having produced an
+impression on one of the male creatures. "A pretty officer, indeed! It's
+you, Miss Linton, that Mr Silky means. Quite a conquest, I declare."
+Having said this for the benefit of the company, she murmured to
+herself, "I wonder at the man's taste. A gawky minx!"
+
+If Mr Silky felt uncomfortable before, he was now reduced to the lowest
+pitch of personal misery. He tried to smile, as if he took the thing as
+a good joke; but the contortions of his visage were galvanic. Everybody,
+he was sure, was looking at him, and he stammered out some inarticulate
+words, by way of extricating himself from his awkward position. What
+they were he knew not; but they only seemed to have made matters worse;
+for another titter ran round the circle, and showers of badinage
+assailed him on every side. Mr Simon Silky began to speculate whether
+sitting on the points of a score of red-hot toasting-forks could be
+worse than his present torment.
+
+He was pursuing this agreeable train of reflection, when the removal of
+the table to a corner of the room, and a general commotion, occasioned
+by the pushing back of sofas, and the laying away of chairs, made him
+aware that dancing was about to commence. The men, as they always do on
+these occasions, clustered together near the door, pulling on
+gloves--such of them as had them--and talking very thick and fast about
+nothing at all.
+
+"Miss Gingerly, may I ask you to give the young folks a set of
+quadrilles?" inquired Mrs Greenwood.
+
+"Certainly--with a great deal of pleasure," coldly responded Miss
+Gingerly, blowing her nose with the end of her pocket-handkerchief,
+which she extracted partially from her black satin bag for the purpose,
+and feeling particularly venomous at being cut out of the dance, and her
+very, very faint chance of captivating a partner therein.
+
+"Oh, thank you," said Miss Eggemon, laying her hands affectionately on
+Miss Gingerly's wrists. "You play quadrilles so nicely." And then
+turning to Miss Jemima Linton, Miss Eggemon whispered, confidentially,
+"Such a player you never heard. Not three bars in time. How provoking
+Mrs Greenwood should ask her to play. Just listen; did you ever hear the
+like of that?"
+
+Miss Gingerly had laid her black satin bag on the piano, drawn herself
+up with all the frosty-faced dignity of waning maidenhood, and was
+performing a prelude before commencing operations, which was chiefly
+remarkable for its ingenious flights from key to key, and bewildering
+accumulation of false concords.
+
+"Gentlemen, find partners for yourselves," said the lively Mrs
+Greenwood; and the gentlemen, after looking at one another, disentangled
+themselves from the knot into which they were gathered, and, shuffling
+up each to the lady that pleased his fancy, solicited the honour of her
+hand. The couples had taken their places, and Miss Gingerly was dashing
+away into the heart of the "Highland Laddie," when it was discovered
+that there was still a couple awanting.
+
+"Mr Silky, you dance?" said all the men at once to that gentleman, who
+was sitting pensively in a corner.
+
+"Oh, really!" replied Silky, smiling a sickly smile, and making vague
+protestations of inability.
+
+"Not dance!" said the vivacious Mr Slap'emup. "Fie on you!--oh, fie! And
+Miss Linton looking at you there, like Eve on the eve of Paradise, as if
+
+ 'She would be woo'd, and not unsought be won.'"
+
+There was nothing for it but that Silky should make up to Miss Jemima,
+and lead her out to dance. This he did among the nods, and winks, and
+whispers of all present; and by the time he got into his place in the
+quadrille, he did not very well know which end of him was uppermost.
+Away rattled Miss Gingerly at the "Highland Laddie," and away bounced
+the dancers through the mazes of the figure. Dancing a quadrille is with
+some people no trifling matter, and Mr Simon Silky was one of these. He
+bent to it all the energies of his not over-powerful mind; and, while it
+lasted, beyond a passing word or two, he had no conversation to bestow
+upon his partner. It was amusing to see with what earnestness he watched
+the movements of those who preceded him, and, when his own turn came,
+the exhibition he made would have made a Timor grin. First, he threw out
+his arms to steady himself, and then jerking forward his right foot,
+brought himself suddenly into the centre of the floor, where he began
+throwing his legs confusedly about, till they seemed to be involved in
+hopeless entanglement. All the time he kept his eyes fixed anxiously
+upon his shoe-ties. It was obviously a critical affair with him to
+preserve his equipoise, and each time that he got back safely to his
+place, a sigh broke from him, as if a great burden had been taken off
+his mind, and he wiped the sweat away that glistered in heavy beads upon
+his brow. At length the quadrille ended. Mr Silky thanked heaven; and,
+leading the fair Jemima to a seat, planted himself at her side, and
+manfully endeavoured to open up a conversation with her.
+
+Dance succeeded dance, and by degrees the elements of the party got
+tolerably well interfused. Poor Miss Gingerly wrought away at her
+everlasting set of Scotch quadrilles, and nobody ever volunteered to
+relieve her of her task, "she played so well." At intervals some of the
+young ladies quivered through a fashionable ballad, and occasionally an
+attempt was made to get up one of those melancholy chants, which, by
+some strange misnomer, pass current in society for glees. In these, Mr
+Scratcherd, who sang bass, distinguished himself so signally, that loud
+calls were made upon him for a song, and Mr Scratcherd, after a little
+preliminary modesty, yielded to the call. He then began raving about an
+"Old Oak Tree," and groaned up and down the scale, till his voice became
+lost in the bottom of his neckcloth. Serious fears were entertained
+whether he would be able to get it up again, but these happily turned
+out to be unfounded. Again his voice mounted to its natural level, and
+after rolling about for some time, "grating harsh discord," wore itself
+out in a cadence of confused gutturals. "Bravo, bravo," cried the men.
+"A very fine quality of bass," exclaimed his friend, Slap'emup, who
+affected to be a judge; and Mr Scratcherd blew his nose, and fell back
+in his chair in a state of great personal satisfaction.
+
+With a thoughtful regard for the comforts of her guests, Mrs Greenwood
+had, early in the evening, thrown open her little back drawing-room, in
+which were placed abundance of refreshments, to sustain them through the
+fatigues of dancing and conversation. By a succession of visits to this
+room, Mr Simon Silky had succeeded in giving firmness to his nerves. He
+was gradually becoming less and less bashful. There must have been
+something bracing about the atmosphere of the apartments, for to this,
+and not to the bottle of port, to which he was observed to have frequent
+recourse, must be attributed that jauntiness of step and slipshod
+volubility of tongue which he now displayed. He danced every dance, and
+for the most part with Miss Jemima for his partner. What though his
+uncouth gestures provoked a smile, and his assiduities to the young lady
+were commented on at every hand. He cared not. His spirit was in the
+third heaven of exaltation, and the whole world might go hang for him.
+
+"Miss Linton," he exclaimed, seizing her hand fervently--they were
+seated on a sofa in the back drawing-room, while the others were
+labouring through a country-dance in the front--"Miss Linton, hear me
+for a moment. Let me use this opportunity of stating what I have long
+felt--what I now feel--what I shall always feel." And again Mr Silky
+pressed her hand tenderly in both of his.
+
+"Oh, sir!" timidly responded the lady.
+
+"Yes, adorable Jemima! I can no longer repress my emotion. You see
+before you a victim to your charms. The moment I beheld you, I don't
+know how it was, but my heart thrilled with a transport delightful as it
+was new. I felt--I felt--in short, I felt as I never felt before. My
+senses forsook me, and I said and did I know not what. These soulless
+creatures treated my confusion with ridicule; but, in your eyes,
+methought I could read pity, compassion, commiseration, sympathy. Say,
+was I right, or was I misled by the fond delusions of my own passion?"
+
+"Oh, sir!" again exclaimed the bewildered Jemima.
+
+"That look! I was not then deceived. Oh extend that pity into love! I
+lay myself and my fortune at your feet." And here Mr Simon Silky slipped
+off the sofa and down upon his knees, overcome partly with love and
+partly with intoxication. "Dearest Jemima! say only that you will be
+mine?"
+
+"Oh, sir!" once more sighed the blushing maiden, dropping her head upon
+the shoulder of her suitor, who acknowledged the movement by snatching a
+kiss from her pouting lips.
+
+"Ods! that came twangingly off. I'm afraid we're like to spoil sport
+here," exclaimed Mr Slap'emup, who at this moment entered the room, with
+Miss Gingerly on his arm.
+
+"Gracious! how very improper!" cried Miss Gingerly, wishing from the
+depth of her soul that it had only been her own case.
+
+"What's improper, ma'am?" retorted Silky, turning to her a look of
+drunken gravity, and endeavouring, with no little difficulty, to get on
+his legs again. "If I choose to kiss this young lady, or this young lady
+chooses to kiss me, that's no business of yours, I suppose? 'Have not
+saints lips, and holy palmers, too?' as the divine Shakspere says; and
+what are lips for, I should like to know, if not to kiss? Don't frown at
+me, Miss Graveairs. I'm a man--a man, ma'am, and I shall do just as I
+please. Shan't I, Jemima, dear?"
+
+He turned for an answer to his appeal; but the young lady had left the
+room.
+
+"Jemima, I say," continued Silky, getting more and more overcome. He
+looked around the room; and, finding no trace of the lady, began
+chanting in a lackadaisical tone--
+
+ 'And has she then fail'd in her truth,
+ The beautiful maid I adore?'
+
+But I don't care that for her!" And he tried to snap his fingers; but
+failed in the attempt. "It's an ungrateful world--a vile world."
+
+"Oh, gracious me! let me away," exclaimed Miss Gingerly, in alarm. "He's
+certainly tipsy."
+
+"Tipsy--tipsy! Who's tipsy? Let me see her. Woman, woman, to get
+yourself into such a state! I'm ashamed of you; I am indeed. But it's
+the weakness of the sex.
+
+ 'Frailty, thy name is woman!'"
+
+This apostrophe was addressed to some visionary female that flitted
+before Mr Silky's mental optics, and whom he followed, with his hands
+groping before him, with the voice and gesture of Mr Charles Kean
+pursuing the airdrawn dagger in the character of Macbeth. "Laugh away;
+it's very amusing, isn't it! Nero fiddled while Rome was burning; but I
+know better."
+
+"Mr Silky, you'll better go home," said Mrs Greenwood, who, with the
+remainder of the party, had by this time entered the room.
+
+"Home! exactly so. I _am_ at home, my charmer--perfectly at home; and
+you're at home; we're all at home. But no more wine, Mrs Greenwood;
+temperance and teetotalism for ever. We are beset with temptations in
+this wicked world--temptations, I say--Jemima, you're an angel! It is as
+much as a man can do to preserve his uprightness." And, in proof that it
+was more than he could, down rolled our hero on the floor, in a profound
+stupor.
+
+"Carry Master Silence to bed," remarked the ingenious Slap'emup, highly
+tickled with the catastrophe that had befallen the too--too bashful
+Silky.
+
+A coach was procured, and he was conveyed to his lodgings, where the sun
+found him in bed at noon next day. His dreams had been of the most
+ghastly kind. He had fancied himself compelled, by a fiend, to swallow
+huge goblets of port wine, strongly adulterated with brimstone, and
+dragged about by a fury, who held his neck within a halter. The fiend
+was Slap'emup--the fury, Miss Jemima Linton. He started from his dream,
+and with his hand pressed against his aching head, fell to adjusting the
+confused reminiscences of the previous evening's proceedings. He
+remembered nothing but that he had proposed for the hand of some young
+lady or other, and had been accepted. Well for him it was that memory
+went no farther, or he would never have found courage to visit Mrs
+Greenwood again. That he did visit her again, however, may be inferred
+from an announcement which the newspapers, not many weeks after, gave to
+the public:--
+
+"Married at Edinburgh, on the 6th instant, Mr Simon Silky to Miss Jemima
+Linton."
+
+
+
+
+THE RECLUSE OF THE HEBRIDES.
+
+ "Still caring, despairing,
+ Must be my bitter doom;
+ My woes here shall close ne'er
+ But with the closing tomb."--BURNS.
+
+
+I resided some years ago in the Island of Tyree, which is one of the
+most western of the Hebrides; and, in the course of my business, had
+often occasion to cross by the base of Ben Chinevarah, whose rugged and
+sterile appearance impresses the mind with a sickening sadness. The
+narrow footpath sometimes dives into the deep and sullen gloom of the
+mountain glen, whose silence is unbroken, save by the torrent's red
+rush, and again winds along the edge of the steep precipice, among the
+loose rocks that have been hurled from their beds aloft by the giant
+efforts of time, where the least false step would precipitate the unwary
+traveller into the abyss below. There no cheering sound of mirth was
+ever heard, the blithe whistle of the ploughman never swelled upon its
+echoes, nor often did the reaper's song disturb its gloomy silence. The
+ear is assailed, on the one hand, by the discordant and dismal notes of
+the screech-owl; and, on the other, by the angry roar of the waves that
+beat, with ceaseless lash, the broken shore. A small hut now and then
+bursts upon the view, raising its lowly roof beneath the shelter of the
+mountain rock, and adds to the cheerlessness of the scene. One of those
+small cottages often attracted my notice, by its external neatness, and
+the laborious industry by which a small garden had been formed around
+the dwelling; and by degrees I ingratiated myself into the good graces
+of its owner, who, I found, by his knowledge and conversation, was of a
+different cast from the dwellers around him. I knew by his accent that
+he was a foreigner; and, feeling an interest in him, I often endeavoured
+to gain some account from him of the early part of his life; but when
+the subject was hinted at, he at once changed the conversation.
+
+Having occasion last summer to spend some days at the house of a friend
+in Argyleshire, I availed myself of this opportunity to visit my old
+acquaintance at Tyree. I found him stretched on the bed of sickness, and
+fast verging towards his end. When last I had seen him, his appearance,
+though infirm, evinced but few signs of physical decay; and, though the
+storms of scores of winters had blown over him, still his eye sparkled
+with animation, and his raven locks retained the fresh and jetty colour
+of the native of "Italia's sunny clime." But now, how changed the
+appearance! His eyeballs were dim, deep sunken in their sockets; a few
+scattered grey hairs waved carelessly over his finely-arched eyebrows;
+and his forehead and cheeks were deeply furrowed with the traces of
+sickness and secret wo. When I entered the lowly dwelling, he raised his
+lacklustre eyes, and stretched forth his hand to meet my grasp.
+
+"And is Heaven yet so kind," said he, raising his wasted hand in thanks
+to the Disposer of all good, "as to send one pitying friend to soothe my
+dreary and departing moments? Ah, sir, the hand of the grim tyrant is
+laid heavily upon me, and I must soon appear in the presence of an
+offended Deity. If you knew how awful are the feelings of a mind loaded
+with iniquity, of a soul immersed in guilt, when the last moment is
+approaching that separates us from mortality, and the misdeeds of a
+wicked life stand in ghastly array, adding stings to an already seared
+conscience, you would shrink at what you now deem the gay dreams of
+youthful frailty, and shun the delusive and seducing snares of a
+wretched world."
+
+Pointing to a block of wood alongside his pallet bed, he desired me to
+be seated, and, after drying the tear of sorrow from his swollen eye, he
+thus proceeded:--
+
+"Often, in those moments when the sweet beams of health were mine, have
+you desired a recital of the events of my past life; but a feeling of
+shame withheld me from the task. Now, when I have nothing to fear but
+death and the dread hereafter, if you will have the patience to hear me,
+I will briefly unfold to you the causes which reduced me from a state of
+affluence, to become a fugitive amid the rugged rocks and the inclement
+skies of a foreign land."
+
+I assented, and he went on with his story.
+
+"My name," said he, "in the more fortunate years of my life, was
+Alphonso; and the city of Venice gave me birth. I was the only child of
+an opulent citizen, and need scarcely inform you that no restraint was
+laid upon my inclinations when a child; and the dawn of manhood beheld
+me plunged amid every intemperance which that luxurious city then
+afforded. Money was plentifully supplied me by my parents to support my
+extravagances; and I sought after happiness among the rounds of pleasure
+and the gay circles of society; but I only met with desires ungratified,
+hopes often frustrated, and wishes never satisfied. I had a friend. He
+was called Theodore. I loved him as dearly as a selfish being like
+myself _could_ love any one. He shared in all my pleasures.
+
+"An amorous, jealous, and revengeful disposition is commonly laid to the
+share of the Italians; and, with sorrow I confess, that formed the
+principal ingredient of my character. I had reached my twentieth year of
+thoughtlessness and folly, when, one night at the opera, a young lady in
+an opposite box attracted my attention; and my eyes were insensibly
+riveted upon the beauteous figure. I need not tell you that she was
+beautiful--she was loveliness itself. I will not trespass on your time
+in describing the new and pleasing sensations that arose in my bosom;
+you have trod the magic paths of pleasure, and bowed to the charms of
+beauty: they are not unknown to you.
+
+"I felt that all my libertine pursuits had only been the shadows of
+pleasure; and from that moment I determined to abandon them, and fix my
+love on her alone. We became acquainted, and I found that she was as
+worthy of the purest love as my fond wishes desired. She was the only
+child of Count Rudolpho; and, for the space of three months, I was a
+constant visiter at her father's palazzo. In due time I pleaded the
+force of my love. But what were the sensations of my soul, when the tear
+started from her eye of beauty, and the dreadful sentence burst upon my
+ear--'I am the bride of Theodore!'
+
+"I burst from her presence with a palpitating heart, and returned
+homewards, agitated by the conflicting passions of despair and revenge.
+I drew my sword from its sheath, and promised the blood of Theodore, of
+the friend of my bosom, to its point. The steel trembled in my grasp as
+the vow fell from my lips, and my heart recoiled at the idea of shedding
+blood; but the still small voice was an unequal match with the baneful
+principles of a corrupted soul."
+
+The recluse stopped, and the loud sobs of sorrow and repentance alone
+burst upon the gloomy silence of the scene. The hectic flush of fever
+played and wantoned across his pallid features, as if it seemed to exult
+in the weakness of mortality, and delight in the loveliness of its own
+soul-loathed ravages. The tears dropped large and plentiful from his
+eyes, and his spirit seemed bended and broken with the racking
+remembrance. I bent over the wasted form of the wretched penitent, and
+while I poured the voice of comfort in his ear, and wiped the tears from
+his eyes, his soul resumed its wonted firmness, and even a smile beamed
+upon his blanched lips, as he grasped my hand, and pressed it to his
+bosom in silence, and with thankfulness.
+
+"Behold!" said he, drawing an old sword from beneath the side of his
+miserable straw pallet--"behold this steel, red-rusted with the blood of
+Theodore, from which the bitter tears of sixty long winters have been
+unable to efface the stain. Pardon the feelings of an infirm old man. My
+soul weeps blood at the remembrance.
+
+"I pitched upon the bridal eve of Theodore for that of his death, and
+the seizure of his bride; and hired the leader of a band of ruffians to
+assist me in the scheme. The fatal night, so big with horror, at last
+arrived. The sun sank sullenly into the shades of the west, and his
+departing gleams glanced redly and angrily upon me. The raven wings of
+early night fell upon Venice; and I stepped into my gondola, with my
+hired followers. We set forward upon our errand. The palazzo of Count
+Albert was soon gained. Busy nature waxed calm and hushed; the artisan
+had retired to the sweets of his lowly but happy cottage; the
+convent-bell had tolled, solemn and slow, the vesper knell; and then
+
+ 'Uprose the yellow moon,'
+
+silvering the rippling waters of the canals, and glancing its beams upon
+the glittering palaces of Venice. It was a lovely night; but my soul ill
+brooked the calm grandeur of the scene.
+
+"By the treachery of a servant, my comrades were admitted into Count
+Rudolpho's grounds, whilst I attended the nuptial rites with the
+well-dissembled face of friendship. Joy was dancing in every eye but
+mine. My hand trembled at times on the hilt of my poniard, and I awaited
+the favourable moment with a degree of impatience bordering on frenzy.
+Many a fair maid was there, tripping amid the joyous throng, whose
+beauty might have warmed the frigid heart of an anchorite; but my eyes
+and mind were upon the dear, dear Violetta: she was lovelier than ever,
+but--she was the spouse of Theodore.
+
+"The garden of the count was remarkably beautiful, and the trees in it
+had been grandly festooned with variegated lamps on the present
+occasion. The night was pleasant and calm, and the youthful couple
+retired from the crowded saloon to the garden for a few minutes, to
+enjoy the freshness of nature. I silently followed, unperceived, till
+they seated themselves in an arbour, whose beauty was unworthy of a
+villain's tread. Then suddenly I presented myself at the entrance; and
+the unsuspicious Theodore rose to embrace me. How shall I give utterance
+to the rest? My friend rose to embrace me; and I drew my poniard, and
+was about to plunge it into his bosom, when Violetta, whose attention
+this action had not escaped, rushed between us, to stay my hand. Horror!
+her heart received the blow I had intended for her husband. She uttered
+a piercing cry, and fell, a bleeding corpse, at my feet.
+
+"The sound attracted the attention of my ruffianly associates, who were
+ready at hand, to carry off the bride, and they hurried to the spot.
+Theodore, at first surprised and terror-stricken, now roused himself to
+energy. With the fury of a maniac, he rushed upon me, and felled me
+senseless to the earth. How long I lay in this situation I know not; but
+when my senses returned, the palazzo was in flames, and the clashing of
+swords and the groans of the wounded sounded horribly in my ears. And
+this was my doing. I had been the means of introducing into Count
+Rudolpho's grounds a band of desperadoes, to whom bloodshed was
+familiar; and I doubted not that they were at their work of blood and
+rapine. I repented of the deed, but it was too late.
+
+"The murdered Violetta lay on the ground at a short distance from me;
+the moonbeams played full upon her ghastly and distorted features; and
+her robes, her bridal robes, were deeply stained with blood. Her pulse
+had long since ceased to beat, and she felt cold to the touch. Resolved
+that no profane hand should consign to the earth her blessed remains, I
+threw the body across my shoulder, and fled with it from the garden. I
+felt not the weight of the burden, for excitement made me 'hardy as the
+Némean lion's nerve.' I soon reached the canal, leaped into my gondola
+with my precious burden, and, shortly afterwards, gained my father's
+palace. Ere the moon set, I had dug a deep grave in his garden, in which
+I buried her on whom I had doated, bedewing the earth with my tears as I
+proceeded in my work.
+
+"It was at length completed; and, with the morning's dawn, I fled from
+Venice. Despair added wings to my flight, and the land of France
+received me in her fostering arms. I have, since that time, wandered in
+many a clime, to wear away my grief, but in vain. I have fought under
+the banner of your king; and, though my arm was never palsied in the day
+of battle, death has been denied me. I now lie here, aged and forlorn.
+The hand of death is heavy on me, and chilly tremors are creeping over
+my exhausted frame. The just decrees of God have denied me even a friend
+to close my weary eyes; and my dust must mingle with the dust of
+strangers, far, far from the sepulchre of my fathers, and the home of my
+childhood."
+
+After a short pause, the Recluse continued--
+
+"Here, sir," said he, "take this sword--it has been the constant
+companion of my travels--its blade is unsullied by ignoble blood; and
+when you look upon it, after the grave receives the wretched Alphonso,
+it may convey a lesson that volumes could not inculcate."
+
+I received the sword from his hand, which was trembling and cold. He
+turned his face from me; and before I had time to speak, a deep groan
+announced his departure to the mansions of another world. I called the
+inmates of the adjoining cottage, who took charge of the body; and I
+left the spot with a feeling which words cannot express, but which will
+be understood by those who look with the eye of pity upon the errors of
+a fellow-mortal.
+
+
+
+
+ELLEN ARUNDEL.
+
+
+Ellen Arundel was the only daughter of an officer in the British
+service, who, with his sword for his patrimony, had entered early into
+the profession of arms as the means of maintenance; and he had,
+accordingly, pursued it with that enthusiastic spirit of honour which is
+dictated by the considerations of family pride, the hope of fame, the
+dread of disgrace, and the most ardent love of glory.
+
+The utmost height, however, to which he had risen, when he committed the
+folly of matrimony, by uniting his destiny to that of the portionless
+daughter of a venerable, respectable, unbeneficed clergyman, was that of
+a lieutenant in a foot regiment. By dint of careful management on the
+part of his wife, they contrived to live happily together, nor did the
+increase of their family--for Ellen made her appearance within the first
+year after their marriage--add to their difficulties.
+
+In the care and superintendence of their darling daughter, did their
+years roll on in humble content. If they heaved a sigh, it was for their
+Ellen's future welfare; if they breathed a wish, it was to see her
+placed in a situation which might guard her against the attacks of
+poverty, and the designs of iniquity. From the former, they were aware,
+beauty and accomplishments would prove no shield; and they trembled when
+they reflected that they might prove the most powerful incitement to the
+latter. The sweets of life are not to be enjoyed without its
+accompanying embitterments. The regiment in which Mr Arundel served
+received orders to embark for America, in transports already prepared
+for the reception of the British forces. On the communication of this
+intelligence, so subversive of their little plans of economy and
+felicity, Mrs Arundel earnestly entreated that she and Ellen might be
+the companions of his voyage. For awhile Mr Arundel would not consent to
+this, from a fear of incurring expense which they were unable to
+support; but all the difficulties which the narrowness of their finances
+suggested were obviated by a thousand little arrangements, the ingenious
+devices of love; and the command of a company, which was conferred upon
+him before the embarkation, relieved them from their anxiety.
+
+Few events happened, either during their voyage, or on their arrival at
+Boston, except that the assiduities of a young officer of another
+regiment, who accompanied them in the transport, seemed to have made
+some impression on the heart of Ellen Arundel. She listened to his tales
+of love, with the full sanction of her parents, and sighed out the
+confession that his passion was returned. Mr Meredith was formed on the
+model which Captain Arundel had, in idea, fixed on for the husband of
+his Ellen. To the qualifications of a soldier, he added those which most
+highly adorn private life; nor was his income limited, for he was the
+only son of a gentleman of fortune. But both Captain Arundel and Mr
+Meredith were too regardful of decency and propriety to hasten an event
+of so much importance, till the father of the young gentleman had been
+made acquainted with the attachment; and letters from Captain Arundel
+and the lover were, accordingly, prepared, for the purpose of being
+despatched to Europe by the first ship that should sail.
+
+But alas! these precautions were soon rendered unnecessary, by events
+which dissolved the bonds of affection. On that day when the attack of
+Bunker's Hill occasioned a carnage which thinned the British ranks,
+Captain Arundel and Mr Meredith stood foremost in the bloody contest.
+Accident had placed them in the same brigade: they fought and fell
+together. The body of the young officer was carried off by the
+Americans; and the mortally-wounded captain conveyed to the habitation
+of his wretched wife and daughter, where, shortly afterwards, he
+expired.
+
+The keen and piercing anguish felt by Ellen and her mother, in
+consequence of this sorrowful event, had changed to silent and corroding
+melancholy, when they embarked for their native land, after having
+received every attention which the governor and garrison could offer as
+a tribute to the memory of the deceased. On their arrival in Britain, a
+pension was granted to Mrs Arundel, which, in the event of her death,
+was to be continued to her daughter; and with this they retired to a
+small village northward of the Scottish metropolis, where a maiden
+sister of Captain Arundel, who was remarkably fond of Ellen, resided.
+
+But, as no retirement will conceal the charms of beauty, nor any circle,
+however confined, prevent the fame of accomplishments from spreading
+beyond its limit, Mr Newton, a widower of independent fortune, not much
+past the prime of life, having been told of Ellen, resolved to visit the
+Arundels. An opportunity soon presented itself. The house which the
+ladies inhabited was advertised for sale; and, under pretence of an
+intention to purchase, he wrote Mrs Arundel, desiring to know when it
+would be convenient for him to call; to which Mrs Arundel returned a
+polite answer, naming an early day.
+
+Mr Newton went; and, after he had viewed the house and gardens with the
+air of an intending purchaser, Mrs Arundel, desirous of cultivating the
+acquaintance of so distinguished a neighbour, asked him to stay tea;
+which being unhesitatingly accepted, he was introduced to the fair, the
+amiable, the still mourning Ellen. Prepared by the universal voice to
+admire, love was the immediate consequence of a visit, which he
+requested leave to repeat, in terms with which civility could not refuse
+to comply; and a few weeks confirmed Mr Newton the ardent and the
+professed lover of Ellen. But her heart was still engaged; nor could she
+abandon even a hopeless passion. The character, the fortune, the
+unobjectionable person of Mr Newton, were urged to her, by her only
+friends, with such energy, but mildness, of persuasion, that, enforced
+by the declarations of her admirer, she was prevailed upon to promise
+him her hand, though not her heart; and a day was named for the
+celebration of their nuptials.
+
+The necessary preparations now engaged the attention of Mr Newton and
+the two matron ladies; whilst Ellen passively yielded to the assiduities
+of her friends, and suffered the adornments of her person, and the
+intended provisions of settlement to be adjusted, without once
+interfering.
+
+A few mornings before the appointed day, as Ellen was seated at
+breakfast with her mother and aunt, a note was put into her hands. She
+saw at a glance that it was from Mr Newton; and she immediately handed
+it across the table to Mrs Arundel, who read:--
+
+"MADAM,--That your heart is not at all interested in the intended event,
+you have, with candour, frequently acknowledged to me. You will not,
+therefore, even wish to receive an apology for my releasing you from an
+unsuitable engagement.
+
+"My long-lost son--my son whom I had for years resigned to Heaven--is
+restored to me; and Providence, which has bestowed on me this consummate
+happiness, will not permit me to add to it a wish which concerns myself.
+He is young; he is amiable; and more worthy of your regard than I am. It
+is my sincere wish that he should become your husband. I shall,
+therefore, take an early opportunity of introducing him to you.
+
+"My real name is _not_ what you have hitherto considered it to be. I
+changed it when, on the supposed death of my son, I retired from my
+usual place of residence to a distant part of the kingdom, to avoid the
+importunities of some worthless relations; but, until I have the honour
+of disclosing to you in person my real name, I beg to subscribe myself,
+Madam, yours very truly,
+
+"J. B. NEWTON.
+
+"_To Miss Ellen Arundel._"
+
+When this most extraordinary epistle was read, Ellen turned deadly pale,
+and would certainly have fallen to the ground, had not a young man
+entered through the window which opened out on the lawn, and caught her
+in his arms. He was followed by Mr Newton.
+
+"Ellen," exclaimed the latter, "behold my son!"
+
+The sorrowing girl cast her eyes upon the form of him who held her.
+
+"Meredith!" she cried, and threw herself, weeping, upon his shoulder.
+Her tears were tears of joy. Little more remains to tell. Ellen Arundel
+gave her hand to the son on the very day which had been appointed for
+her nuptials with the father.
+
+
+
+
+CHATELARD.
+
+
+Some time after the unfortunate Queen Mary had established her court at
+Holyrood, on her return from France, to ascend the throne of her
+ancestors, a stranger arrived at a certain tavern or hostelry, kept by
+one Goodal, at the foot of the Canongate of Edinburgh. The former had
+last come from Leith, where he had been landed from a French vessel some
+two or three hours previously. He was a young man, probably about three
+or four and twenty, tall and handsome in person, of a singularly
+pleasing countenance, and of mild and exceedingly gentleman-like
+demeanour. His lofty forehead and expressive eye bespoke the presence of
+genius, or, at least, of an intellect of a very high order; while his
+general manners indicated a refined and cultivated mind. There was
+marked, however, on the brow of the interesting stranger very palpable
+traces of saddening thoughts--his whole countenance, indeed, exhibiting
+the characteristics of a deep and rooted melancholy; but it was of a
+gentle kind, and bore no likeness to the stern gloominess of
+disappointed ambition. His sadness was evidently a sadness of the
+heart--the result of some grievous pressure on its best and tenderest
+feelings and affections.
+
+After having partaken of some refreshment, the stranger desired a small
+measure of wine to be brought him. This order was executed by mine host
+in person; and, indeed, from what afterwards followed, it seemed to have
+been given with an express view to that result; for, on the landlord's
+placing the wine before his guest, the latter requested him, with great
+politeness of manner, to sit down and share it with him; saying that he
+wanted a little information on two or three particular points. Mine
+host, seating himself as desired, expressed his readiness to afford him
+any information of which he himself was possessed. Having thanked the
+former for his civility, and pressed him, not in vain, to taste of his
+own wine, the stranger said--
+
+"Is the queen, my friend, just now at Holyrood?"
+
+He was answered in the affirmative. The querist paused, sighed, and next
+inquired if she walked much abroad--what were the hours she devoted to
+that recreation--whether she was accompanied by many attendants on these
+occasions--and whether her ordinary promenade was a place easy of
+access. Having been informed on all these points, he again relapsed into
+thought, and again sighed profoundly. After a short time, however, he
+once more recovered himself, and suddenly exclaimed, but more by way of
+soliloquy than inquiry--
+
+"Is she not beautiful--transcendently beautiful?"
+
+Mine host, who was not a little surprised by the abruptness of the
+question, and the enthusiasm of manner in which it was expressed,
+replied, that she surely was "Just as bonny a creature as he had ever
+clapt ee on--a plump, sonsy, nice-lookin lass."
+
+A slight expression of disgust, or rather of horror, at the homely terms
+employed by mine host in speaking of the beauty of the queen, passed
+over the countenance of his guest. It was, however, but momentary, and
+was not observed, or at any rate not understood, by him whose language
+had called it forth.
+
+"Ay, beautiful is she," went on the enthusiastic stranger, leaning back
+in his chair, and gazing on the roof, in a fit of ecstasy, and in
+seeming unconsciousness of the presence of a third party--"beautiful is
+she to look upon, as is the rising sun emerging from the purpled east;
+beautiful as his setting amidst the burnished clouds of the west; lovely
+as the full moon hanging midway in her field of azure; grateful to the
+sight as the green fields of spring, or the flowers of the garden; and
+pleasant to the ear are the tones of her voice, as the song of the
+nightingale in the grove, or the sound of the distant waterfall."
+
+Here the speaker paused in his rhapsody, continued silent for some
+moments, then suddenly returning, as it were, to a sense of the
+circumstances in which he was placed, he brought his hands over his
+forehead and eyes, as one recovering from an agony of painful and
+melancholy thoughts. Surprised by this extraordinary conduct of his
+guest, the landlord of the house began to conceive that he had got into
+the company of a madman; yet he marvelled much what description of
+madness it could be, since it was made evident only when the queen was
+spoken of--the stranger speaking on all other subjects rationally and
+composedly.
+
+"She walks not much abroad, you say, my friend?" said the latter,
+resuming the conversation which he had broken off to give utterance to
+the rhapsody which has just been quoted.
+
+"Very seldom, sir," replied mine host; "for ye see she doesna fin hersel
+quite at hame yet amang us; but she'll come to by and by, I've nae
+doot."
+
+"And she is not easy of access, you say--no chance of one being able to
+throw himself in her way?"
+
+"Unco little, I should think," replied mine host, "unless she could be
+fa'n in wi' gaun to the chapel to mass; for she still abides by thae
+abominations, for a' John Knox can say till her."
+
+A flush of resentment and indignation crossed the pale countenance of
+the stranger at the last expressions of the innkeeper, and he threw a
+glance at him strongly expressive of these feelings, but suddenly
+checked himself, paused for a moment, and then resumed his queries in
+the calm and gentle tones which seemed natural to him--
+
+"How likes she the country, know ye?
+
+"Indeed, I canna weel say," replied mine host; "but I rather doot, frae
+what I hear, she's no athegither reconciled till't yet. She thinks, I
+daursay, we're rather a roughspun set o' folk--a wee thing coorse i' the
+grain or sae."
+
+"Ay, that ye are, that ye are," said the stranger, with more candour
+than courtesy, again throwing himself back in his chair, and again
+beginning to rhapsodise as before. "She is among ye--the beautiful, the
+gentle, the accomplished, the refined--as a fawn amongst a herd of
+bears. She is in your wild and savage land, like a lovely and tender
+flower growing in the cleft of a rock--a sweet and gentle thing,
+blooming alone in the midst of rudeness and barrenness. Oh, uncongenial
+soil! Oh, discordant association! Dearest, cruellest, loveliest of thy
+sex!"
+
+If mine host was amazed at the first outpouring of his guest's excited
+mind, it will readily be believed that it was not lessened by this
+second ebullition of fervour and passion. He, in truth, now became
+convinced that he was distracted; and, under this impression, felt a
+strong desire to be quit of him as soon as possible. With this view, he
+took an early opportunity of stealing unobserved out of the apartment--a
+feat which he found no difficulty in performing, as his guest seemed
+ultimately so wholly wrapped up in his own thoughts, as to be quite
+unconscious of what was either said or done in his presence. Soon after
+mine host had retired, the stranger ordered paper, pen, and ink to be
+brought him. They were placed upon his table, he himself the while
+walking up and down the apartment with measured stride and downcast
+look, as if again lost in profound and perplexing thought; and at
+intervals the sound of his footsteps, thus traversing his chamber, was
+heard throughout the whole of the night. The stranger had slept none; he
+had not even retired to seek repose; but those periods during the
+night--and they were of considerable length--in which all was silent in
+his apartment, were employed in writing; and when morning came, the
+result of his labours was exhibited in a letter, curiously, or rather
+fancifully, folded, tied with a green silk thread, and highly perfumed.
+This letter was addressed on the back, "To the Most Illustrious
+Princess, Mary, Queen of Scotland."
+
+Having brought the proceedings of the stranger to this point, we will
+shift the scene to the sitting apartment of the queen in Holyrood. Here,
+surrounded with her maids, the young and lovely princess was, at the
+moment of which we speak, engaged in working embroidery, and laughing
+and chatting with her attendants, amongst whom were two or three young
+French ladies, who had accompanied her from France. The queen and her
+maids were thus employed, then, when the gentleman-usher, who stood at
+the door of the apartment, entered, and, with a low obeisance, presented
+a letter to the queen. It was the same as that addressed to her by the
+stranger, and above referred to. The queen took the letter, with a
+gracious smile, from the person presenting it, and, contemplating it for
+a moment, before she opened it, with a look of pleased surprise--
+
+"This, sure," she said, "is from none of our Scottish subjects: the fold
+is French." And she sighed. "It has the cut and fashion of the _billet
+doux_ of St Germains; and," she added, laughing, "the precise flavour,
+too, I declare. But I should know this handwriting," she went on; "I
+have seen it before. This, however, will solve the mystery." And she
+tore the letter open, and was instantly employed in reading it, blushing
+and smiling by turns, as she proceeded with the perusal. When she had
+done, "Maria," she said, raising her eyes from the paper, and addressing
+one of her French ladies, "who, think you, is this letter from?"
+
+"I cannot guess, madam," replied the young lady appealed to.
+
+"Do try," rejoined Mary.
+
+"Nay, indeed, I cannot," said the former, now pausing in her work, and
+looking laughingly at her mistress. "Perhaps from the Count Desmartine,
+or from Dufour, or Dubois."
+
+"No, no, no," replied the queen, laughing; "neither of these, Maria; but
+I will have compassion on your curiosity, and tell you. Would you
+believe it?--it is from Chatelard, the poet."
+
+"Chatelard!" repeated the maiden, in amazement. "What in all the earth
+can have brought him here?"
+
+"Nay, I know not," said the queen, blushing, for she guessed, or rather
+feared, the cause. "But read, and judge for yourself," she added,
+handing her attendant the letter, which contained a very beautiful
+laudatory poem, full of passion and feeling, addressed to herself, and
+which the writer concluded by requesting that he might be permitted to
+form part of her court; declaring that it would be joy inexpressible to
+him to be near her person--he cared not in how mean a capacity. The
+having opportunities of seeing and serving her, he said, would reconcile
+him to any degradation of rank--to any loss, save that of honour.
+
+"In truth, very pretty verses," said the lady-in-waiting, returning the
+poem to the queen; "but, methinks, somewhat over-bold."
+
+"Why, I do think so too, Maria," replied Mary. "Chatelard rather forgets
+himself; but poets, you know, have a license, and I cannot be harsh to
+the poor young man. It would be cruel, ungenerous, and unworthy of me."
+
+"But what say you, madam, to his request to be attached to your court?"
+
+"Really, as to that, I know not well what to say, indeed," rejoined the
+queen. "Chatelard, you know, Maria, is a gentleman, both by birth and
+education. He is accomplished in a very high degree, and of a graceful
+person and pleasing manners, and would thus do no discredit to our
+court; but, I fear me, he might be guilty of some indiscretions--for he
+is a child of passion as well as song--that might lead himself into
+danger, and bring some blame on me. Still, I cannot think of rejecting
+altogether his humble suit, so prettily preferred; and, if he would
+promise to conduct himself with becoming gravity and reserve in all
+matters, and at all times, I should have no objection that he was
+attached to our court. I will, at all events, make trial of him for a
+short space."
+
+Having said this, the queen, now addressing the ladies present
+generally, went on--
+
+"Ladies, I will shortly introduce to you a new gallant; but I pray ye
+take care of your hearts; for he is, I warrant ye, one especially given
+to purloining these little commodities. He is handsome, accomplished,
+and a poet; so mind ye, ladies, I have warned you--be on your guard.
+Kerr," she now called out to a page in waiting, "go to the hostelry
+whence this letter came, and say to the gentleman by whom it has been
+sent, that we desire to see him forthwith. Let him accompany you, Kerr."
+
+The page instantly departed; and we will avail ourselves of his short
+absence on this mission, to say briefly who Chatelard was--what was his
+object in coming to the Scottish court--and of what nature were the
+fears which the queen expressed regarding him.
+
+Chatelard, then, was a young French gentleman of rank, of rare
+accomplishments, and a poet of very considerable excellence. His seeking
+to attach himself to Mary's court, was the result of a violent and
+unhappy attachment to her person; and her fears for him, proceeding from
+a suspicion of this attachment, were, that he would commit himself by
+some rash expression of his feelings. She was displeased with his
+presumptuous love, yet found she could not, as a woman, but look on it
+with pity and compassion and hence her disposition to treat with
+kindness and affability its unhappy victim. Prudence, indeed, would
+certainly have dictated another course than what Mary pursued with
+Chatelard, in thus admitting him to her presence; but Mary's error here
+was an error of the heart, and more to be regretted than blamed.
+
+In a short while after the messenger had been despatched with the
+invitation to Chatelard, the door of the queen's apartment was thrown
+wide open, and that person entered. His bow to the queen was exceedingly
+graceful; and not less so, though measured with scrupulous exactness in
+their expression of deference, were those he directed to her ladies.
+Chatelard's countenance was at this instant suffused with a blush, and
+it was evident he was under the excitement of highly-agitated feelings;
+but he lost not, for a moment, nor in the slightest degree, his presence
+of mind; neither did these feelings prevent him conducting himself at
+this interview with the most perfect propriety.
+
+"Chatelard," said the queen, after the ceremonies of a first salutation
+were over, "I perceive you have lost none of your cunning in the gentle
+craft. These were really pretty lines you sent me--choice in expression,
+and melodiously arranged. I assure thee it is a very happy piece."
+
+"How could it be otherwise, madam," replied Chatelard, bowing low, "with
+such a subject?"
+
+"Nay, nay," said Mary, laughing and blushing at the same time, "I am no
+subject, Chatelard, but an anointed queen. Thou canst not make a subject
+of me."
+
+Chatelard now in turn blushed, and said, smiling, "Your wit, madam, has
+thrown me out; but, avoiding this play on words, my position is good,
+undeniable. All men acknowledge it."
+
+"Go to--go to, Chatelard--thou wert ever a flatterer. But 'tis a poet's
+trade. Thou art a dangerous flatterer, however; for thou dost praise so
+prettily that one cannot suspect thy sincerity, nor be angry with thee,
+even when thou deservest that they should. But enough of this in the
+meantime. Thou mayst now retire; and I think the sooner the better, for
+the safety of these fair maidens' hearts, and your own peace of mind,
+which a longer stay might endanger. Our chamberlain will provide thee
+with suitable apartments, and see to thy wants. Mark," she added,
+laughingly, "we retain thee in our service in the capacity of our
+poet--of court poet--a high and honourable appointment; and thy reward
+shall be the smiles and approbation of these fair ladies--the beauty of
+all and each of whom I expect thou wilt forthwith embalm in immortal
+verse."
+
+Chatelard, bowing, was now about to retire, when the queen, again
+addressing him, said, "We will send for thee again in the afternoon, to
+bear us company for awhile, when thou wilt please bring with thee some
+of thy newest and choicest madrigals."
+
+Expressing a deep sense of the honour proposed to be conferred on him,
+of the queen's kind condescension, and avowing his devotedness to her
+service, Chatelard withdrew, and was provided with the promised
+apartments by the express orders of Mary herself. To these apartments we
+shall follow the enthusiastic but audacious lover. On being left alone,
+Chatelard again fell into one of those reveries which we have already
+described, and again launched into that strain of extravagant adulation
+which, on another occasion, we represented him as indulging in. Again he
+compared Mary, in his incoherent ravings, to everything that is
+beautiful in earth, sea, and sky; but comparing her to these only that
+he might assert how far she surpassed them. There were mingled, too,
+with his eulogiums, on this occasion, expressions of that imprudent
+passion which subsequently at once urged him to commit the most daring
+offences, and blinded him to their consequences. Poor Chatelard's
+ravings, in the instance of which we are just speaking, were
+unconsciously uttered; but they were unfortunately loud enough to arrest
+the attention of the domestics, who were passing to and fro in the lobby
+into which the door of his apartment opened. These, attracted by his
+rapturous exclamations, listened, from time to time, at his door, and
+were highly amused with the rhapsodies of the imprudent poet. The
+latter, becoming more and more vehement, and, in proportion, more
+entertaining, the domestics finally gathered in a cluster around the
+door, to the number of six or eight, and, with suppressed laughter,
+overheard all that the excited and unguarded inmate chose to utter.
+That, however, was so incoherent, or at least of so high-flown a
+character, that the listeners could make nothing of it; and, as they
+could not, they immediately concluded it to be nonsense, and the speaker
+a madman. But there came one to the spot, at this unfortunate moment,
+who, with sharper intellect and more apt comprehension, at once
+discovered the meaning that lurked under the florid language of the
+poet's ill-timed soliloquies.
+
+While the servants were crowded around the door of Chatelard's
+apartment, too intent on their amusement to notice the approach of any
+one, another party, we say, had advanced to within a few paces of where
+they stood. Here, with his arms folded across his breast, he had
+remained observed for several seconds, gazing with a look of surprise
+and displeasure on the merry group assembled around the poet's door. He
+was, however, at length discovered, when the knot of listeners instantly
+broke up in the greatest hurry and alarm.
+
+"How now," exclaimed the unexpected intruder--a person of about thirty
+years of age, of rather slender form, of cold and haughty demeanour, and
+austere countenance--"How now?" he exclaimed, in a voice whose tones
+were naturally severe--"what means this idling?--what do ye all here,
+knaves, in place of attending to your duties?"
+
+Instead of answering this question, the terrified domestics were now
+endeavouring to make off in all directions; but the querist's curiosity,
+or perhaps suspicion, having been excited by what he had seen, he
+instantly arrested their progress, by calling on them, in a voice of
+increased severity and vehemence, to stop.
+
+"Come hither, Johnstone," he exclaimed, addressing one of the
+fugitives--"I must know what you have been all about." And, without
+waiting for an answer, "Who occupies this apartment?" he inquired,
+pointing to that in which was Chatelard.
+
+"And please ye, my lord," replied Johnstone, bowing with the most
+profound respect--"ane that we think's no very wise. He's been bletherin
+awa there to himsel, saving yer honour's presence, like a bubbly-jock,
+for this half-hour back, and we can neither mak tap, tail, nor mane o'
+what he's sayin."
+
+"What! a madman, Johnstone?" said the Earl of Murray, the queen's
+half-brother, for it was no less a personage; then hurriedly added, "Who
+is he?--what is he?--where is he from?--when came he hither?"
+
+The man answered categorically--
+
+"I dinna ken, my lord, wha he is; but, frae the thinness o' his chafts,
+I tak him to be ane o' your French laun-loupers. He cam to the palace
+about twa hours syne."
+
+The earl's curiosity was now still further excited, and, without saying
+a word more, he drew near to the door of Chatelard's apartment, and
+became also an auditor of the poor poet's unguarded language; but not
+such as it was in the case of the listeners who had preceded him; to him
+that language was perfectly intelligible--at least to the extent of
+informing him of Chatelard's ambitious love. To Murray this was a secret
+worth knowing; and, in the hope that he might discover this attachment
+to be reciprocal, and thus acquire an additional influence over the
+queen, his sister, at the expense of her reputation, he considered it a
+singularly fortunate incident. Perhaps he expected that it would do even
+more for him than this: that it would eventually help him to the
+accomplishment of certain daring views towards the crown itself, of
+which he was not unsuspected. Whether, however, he was able to trace, in
+distinct and definite lines, any consequences favourable to himself from
+the fact which had just come to his knowledge, it is certain he was
+pleased with the discovery, and considered it as an important
+acquisition. That he viewed it in this light, indeed, was evident even
+by his countenance, cautiously guarded as its expressions ever were.
+
+On being satisfied of the fact of Chatelard's attachment to the queen,
+he withdrew from the door with a look and brief expression of
+satisfaction, and went directly in quest of the chamberlain. On finding
+whom--
+
+"So, Mr Chamberlain," he said, "we have got, I find, another animal
+added to our herd of fawning, drivelling courtiers. Pray, who or what is
+he, this person who has taken up his quarters in the northern gallery,
+and by whose authority has he been installed there?"
+
+"By the queen's, my lord," replied the chamberlain. "I have had express
+and direct orders from the queen herself, to provide the gentleman with
+apartments in the palace, and to see to his suitable entertainment."
+
+"Ah, indeed," said the earl, biting his lip, and musing for a moment.
+"By her own express orders!" he repeated. "It is very well." Then, after
+a pause--"Know ye this favoured person's name, Mr Chamberlain?"
+
+"Chatelard," replied the latter.
+
+"Chatelard! Chatelard!" repeated the earl, mechanically, and again
+musing; "why, I think I have heard of that gallant before. He is one of
+those triflers called poets, me-thinks--a versifier, a scribbler of
+jingling rhymes. Is it not so?"
+
+"I have heard the queen say so, my lord," replied the chamberlain. "She
+has spoken of him in my hearing as a poet."
+
+"Ah! the same, the same," said the earl; "but how obtained he access to
+the queen, know ye?"
+
+"Through his own direct application, my lord. He addressed a poetical
+epistle to her majesty, I understand, from Goodal's hostelry, where he
+had taken up his quarters in the first place, requesting permission to
+wait upon her."
+
+"And it was granted?" interrupted the earl.
+
+"It was, my lord; and he has already had an audience."
+
+"Ah! so!" said the earl, without yet betraying, or having, during any
+part of this conversation, betrayed, the slightest emotion or symptom of
+the deep interest he took in the communications which were being made to
+him. "Know ye," he went on, "if that favour is to be soon again
+conferred on him? When will he again be admitted to the presence?"
+
+"That, my lord, rests on the queen's pleasure; but I hear say that he is
+to attend her again this evening in her sitting apartment."
+
+"So, so," said the earl, nodding his head, as he uttered the words. And,
+turning on his heel, he walked away without further remark.
+
+From the officer with whom he had just been speaking, the Earl of Murray
+carefully concealed the motives which had prompted his inquiries, but
+determined, henceforth, to watch with the utmost vigilance the
+proceedings of the queen and Chatelard, until some circumstance should
+occur that might put them both fairly within his power. Unaware of the
+dangerous surveillance under which he was already placed, it was with a
+delight which only he himself perhaps could feel, that Chatelard
+received, in the evening, the promised invitation from the queen to
+attend her and her ladies in their sitting chamber. The invitation was
+conveyed in some playful verses--an art in which Mary excelled--written
+on embossed paper. The enthusiastic poet read the delightful lines a
+thousand times over, dwelt with rapture on each word and phrase, and
+finally kissed the precious document with all the eagerness and fervour
+of a highly-excited and uncontrollable passion. Having indulged in these
+tender sensibilities for some time, Chatelard at length folded up the
+unconscious object of his adoration, thrust it into his bosom, took up a
+small _portfeuille_, covered with red morocco leather, gilt, and
+embossed, the depository of his poetical effusions, and hurried to the
+apartment of the queen, where he was speedily set to the task of reading
+his compositions, for the entertainment of the assembled fair ones; and
+it is certain that on more than one of them the tender and impassioned
+manner of the bard, as he recited his really beautiful verses, added to
+his highly prepossessing appearance and graceful delivery, made an
+impression by no means favourable to their night's repose. It would,
+however, perhaps be more tedious than interesting to the reader, were we
+to detail all that passed on the night in question in the queen's
+apartment; to record all the witty and pleasant things that were said
+and done by the queen, her ladies, and her poet. Be it enough to say,
+that the latter retired at a pretty late hour; his imprudent passion, we
+cannot say increased--for of increase it would not admit--but
+strengthened in its wild and ambitious hopes.
+
+From that fatal night, poor Chatelard firmly believed that his love was
+returned--that he had inspired in the bosom of Mary a passion as ardent
+as his own. Into this unhappy error the poet's own heated and disturbed
+imagination had betrayed him, by representing in the light of special
+marks of favour, occurrences that were merely the emanations of a kind
+and gentle nature--thus fatally misled by a passion which, if notorious
+for occasioning groundless fears, is no less so for inspiring unfounded
+hopes. Such, at any rate, was its effect in the case of Chatelard on the
+night in question. On gaining his own chamber, he flung himself into a
+chair, and spent nearly the whole of the remainder of the night in the
+indulgence of the wildest and most extravagant dreams of future bliss;
+for, in the blindness of his passion and tumult of his hopes, he saw no
+dangers, and feared no difficulties.
+
+From this time forward, Chatelard's conduct to the queen became so
+marked and unguarded in various particulars, as to excite her alarm, and
+even to draw down upon the offender some occasional rebukes, although
+these were at first sufficiently gentle and remote. Nor did the
+imprudences of the infatuated poet escape the cold, keen eye of Murray.
+He saw them, and noted them; but took care to wear the semblance of
+unconsciousness. It was not his business to interrupt, by hinting
+suspicions, the progress of an affair which he hoped would, on some
+occasion or other, lead to consequences that he might turn to account.
+Feeling this, it was not for him to help Chatelard and the queen to
+elude his vigilance, and defeat his views, by discovering what he
+observed, and thus putting them on their guard. This was not his
+business; but it was his business to lie concealed, and to spring out on
+his quarry the instant that its position invited to the effort. Coldly
+and sternly, therefore, he watched the motions of Chatelard and his
+sister; but was little satisfied to perceive nothing in the conduct of
+the latter regarding the former which at all spoke of the feelings he
+secretly desired to find. As it was impossible, however, for the earl
+personally to watch all the movements of Chatelard, he looked around him
+for some individual of the queen's household whom he might bribe to
+perform the duties of a spy; and such a one he found amongst the
+attendants whom Mary had brought with her from France, of which country
+he was also a native. The name of this ungrateful and despicable wretch,
+who undertook to betray a kind and generous mistress, whenever he should
+discover anything in her conduct to betray, was Choisseul--a man of
+pleasing manners and address, but of low and vicious habits. Without any
+certain knowledge of his character, or any previous information
+regarding him, the Earl of Murray's singular tact and penetration at
+once singled him out as a likely person for his purposes. On this
+presumption, he sent for him, and, cautiously and gradually opening him
+up, found that he had judged correctly of his man.
+
+"Choisseul," he said, on that person being ushered into his presence, "I
+have good reason to think that you are one in whom I may put trust; and,
+in this assurance, I have selected you for an especial mark of my
+confidence. Do you know anything of this Chatelard, who has lately come
+to court?"
+
+"I do, my lor'. He is countryman of my own."
+
+"So I understand. Well, then, I'll tell you what it is, Choisseul: I
+believe the fellow has come here for no good--I believe, in short, that
+he has designs upon the queen. Now, my good fellow, will you undertake
+to ascertain this for me? Will you watch their proceedings, watch them
+narrowly, and give me instant information of anything suspicious that
+may come to your knowledge--and ye shall not miss of your reward?" added
+the earl, now opening a little desk which stood before him, and taking
+from it a well-filled purse.
+
+Choisseul, with many bows and grimaces, readily undertook to play the
+knave, and, with still more, took the price of his knavery, the purse
+already alluded to, which the earl now handed him.
+
+"Now, Choisseul," said Murray, just before dismissing the miscreant, "I
+may depend on you?"
+
+"Mine honneur," replied the Frenchman, placing his hand on his breast,
+with a theatrical air, and bowing to the ground as he pronounced the
+words--"Je suis votre serviteur till die."
+
+"Enough," said the earl, waving his hand as a signal to him to retire;
+"be vigilant and prompt in communicating with me when you have anything
+of consequence to say."
+
+Choisseul again bowed low, and left the apartment. In the meantime, the
+gallant, accomplished, but imprudent Chatelard, hurried blindly along by
+the impetuosity of his passion, and altogether unsettled by the
+intoxicating belief that his love was returned--a belief which had now
+taken so fast a hold of his understanding that nothing could loosen
+it--proceeded from one impropriety to another, till he at length
+committed one which all but brought matters to a crisis; and this was
+avoided only by its having escaped the vigilance of Choisseul, and
+having been compassionately concealed by the queen herself.
+
+On retiring one night, early in February, 1563, to her sleeping
+apartment, Mary and her attendants were suddenly alarmed by an
+extraordinary movement in a small closet or wardrobe, in which was kept
+the clothes the queen was in the habit of daily using. The maids would
+have screamed out and fled from the apartment, but were checked in both
+these feminine resorts by observing the calm and collected manner of
+their mistress, in which there was not the slightest appearance of
+perturbation.
+
+"Ladies, ladies," she exclaimed, laughingly, as her attendants were
+about to rush out of the room, "what a pretty pair of heroines ye are!
+Shame, shame! ye surely would not leave your mistress alone, in the
+midst of such a perilous adventure as this. Come hither," she added, at
+the same time stepping towards her toilet, and taking up a small silver
+lamp that burned on it, "and let us see who this intruder is--whether
+ghost or gallant."
+
+Saying this--her maids having returned, reassured by her
+intrepidity--she proceeded, with steady step, towards the suspected
+closet, seized the door by the handle, flung it boldly open, and
+discovered, to the astonished eyes of her attendants, and to her own
+inexpressible amazement, the poet Chatelard, armed with sword and
+dagger. For some seconds the queen uttered not a syllable; but a flush
+of indignation and of insulted pride suffused her exquisitely lovely
+countenance.
+
+"Chatelard," she at length said, in a tone of calm severity, and with a
+dignity of manner becoming her high state and lineage, "come forth and
+answer for this daring and atrocious conduct, this unheard-of insolence
+and presumption." Chatelard obeyed, and was about to throw himself at
+her feet, when she sternly forbade him.
+
+"I want no apologies, presumptuous man," she said--"no craving of
+forgiveness. I want explanation of this infamous proceeding, and that I
+demand of you in the presence of my attendants here. Know ye not, sir,"
+she went on, "that your head is forfeited by this offence, and that I
+have but to give the word, and the forfeit will be exacted?"
+
+"I know it, I know it," exclaimed Chatelard, persisting in throwing
+himself on his knees; "but the threat has no terrors for me. It is your
+displeasure alone--fairest, brightest of God's creatures--that I fear.
+It is----"
+
+"Peace, Chatelard," interrupted Mary, peremptorily. "What mean ye by
+this language, sir? Would ye cut yourself off from all hope of pardon,
+by adding offence upon offence? Rise, sir, and leave this apartment
+instantly, I command you; I will now hear neither explanation nor
+apology."
+
+"Then, will you forgive me?" said Chatelard; "will you forgive a
+presumption of which----"
+
+"I will hear no more, sir," again interrupted the queen, indignantly.
+"Begone, sir! Remain another instant, and I give the alarm. Your life
+depends on your obedience." And Mary placed her hand on a small silver
+bell, from which had she drawn the slightest sound, the poet's doom was
+sealed, and she would have rung his funeral knell.
+
+Chatelard now slowly rose from his knees, folded his arms across his
+breast, and with downcast look, but without uttering another word,
+strode out of the apartment. When he had gone, the queen, no longer
+supported by the excitement occasioned by the presence of the intruder,
+flung herself into a chair, greatly agitated and deadly pale. Here she
+sat in silence for several minutes, evidently employed in endeavouring
+to obtain a view of the late singular occurrence in all its bearings,
+and in determining on the course which she herself ought to pursue
+regarding it.
+
+Having seemingly satisfied herself on these points--
+
+"Ladies," she at length said--these ladies were two of her Maries, Mary
+Livingstone and Mary Fleeming--"this is a most extraordinary
+circumstance. Rash, thoughtless, presumptuous man, how could he have
+been so utterly lost to every sense of propriety and of his own peril,
+as to think of an act of such daring insolence?"
+
+"Poor man, I pity him," here simply, but naturally enough, perhaps,
+interrupted Mary Fleeming. "Doubtless, madam, you will report the matter
+instantly to the earl?"
+
+"Nay, Mary, I know not if I will, after all," replied the queen. "I
+perhaps ought to do so; but methinks it would be hardly creditable to
+me, as a woman, to bring this poor thoughtless young man to the
+scaffold, whither, you know, my stern brother would have him instantly
+dragged, if he knew of his offence; and besides, ladies," went on the
+queen, in whose gentle bosom the kindly feelings of her nature had now
+completely triumphed over those of insulted dignity and pride, "I know
+not how far I am myself to blame in this matter. I fear me, I ought to
+have been more guarded in my conduct towards this infatuated young man.
+I should have kept him at a greater distance, and been more cautious of
+admitting him to familiar converse, since he has evidently misconstrued
+our affability and condescension. There may have been error there, you
+see, ladies."
+
+"Yet," said Mary Livingstone, "methinks the daring insolence of the man
+ought not to go altogether unpunished, madam. If he has chosen to
+misconstrue, it can be no fault of yours."
+
+"Perhaps not," replied Mary. "As a queen, I certainly ought to give him
+up to the laws; but as a woman I cannot. Yet shall he not go unpunished.
+He shall be forthwith banished from our court and kingdom. To-morrow I
+shall cause it to be intimated to him that he leave our court instantly,
+and Scotland within four-and-twenty hours thereafter, on pain of our
+highest displeasure, and peril of disclosure of his crime."
+
+Having thus spoken, and having obtained a promise of secresy regarding
+Chatelard's offence from her two attendants, Mary retired for the night,
+not however, quite assured that she was pursuing the right course for
+her own reputation, in thus screening the guilt of the poet; but
+nevertheless determined, at all risks, to save him, in this instance at
+least, from the consequence of his indiscretion. On the following
+morning, the queen despatched a note to Chatelard, to the purpose which
+we have represented her as expressing on the preceding night, and, in
+obedience to the command it contained, he instantly left the palace, but
+in a state of indescribable mental agitation and distraction; for in the
+determination expressed by the queen he saw at once an end to all his
+wild hopes, and more unendurable still, an assurance that he had wholly
+mistaken the feelings with which Mary regarded him. We have said that
+Chatelard obeyed one of the injunctions of the queen--that was, to leave
+the palace instantly. He did so; but whether he conformed to the other
+the sequel will show.
+
+Two days after the occurrences just related, Mary set out for St.
+Andrew's; taking the route of the Queensferry, and sleeping the first
+night at Dunfermline, and the second at Burntisland. On the evening of
+her arrival at the latter place, the queen, fatigued by her journey,
+which had been prolonged by hunting and hawking, retired early to her
+apartment. Here she had not been many minutes, when the door was thrown
+suddenly open, and Chatelard entered.
+
+"What! again, Chatelard!" exclaimed Mary, with the utmost indignation
+and astonishment. "What means this, sir? How have you dared to intrude
+yourself again into my apartment?"
+
+Without making any reply to this salutation, Chatelard threw himself on
+his knees before the queen, and, seizing the skirt of her robe, implored
+her pardon for his presumption; adding, that he had been impelled to
+this second intrusion solely by a desire to explain to her the motives
+of his former conduct, which, he said, had been wrongly interpreted, and
+to bid her farewell before he went into the banishment to which she had
+doomed him.
+
+"Rise, sir, rise," said Mary; "I will listen to no explanations forced
+on me in this extraordinary manner. I desire that you instantly quit
+this apartment. This repetition of your offence, sir, I will neither
+bear with nor overlook. Rise, I command you, and begone!"
+
+Instead of obeying, the infatuated poet not only persisted in remaining
+in the position he was in, but, still keeping hold of the queen's robe,
+began to speak the language of passion and love. The queen endeavoured
+to release herself from his hold, and was in the act of attempting to do
+so, when the door of the apartment, which Chatelard had closed behind
+him, was violently thrown open, and the Earl of Murray entered. Having
+advanced two or three steps, he stood still, and, folding his arms
+across his breast, looked sternly, but in silence, first at the queen,
+and then at Chatelard; keeping, at the same time, sufficiently near the
+door to prevent the escape of the latter, in case he should make such an
+attempt. Having gazed on them for some time without opening his lips,
+but with an ominous expression of countenance--
+
+"Well, Sir Poet," he at length said, addressing Chatelard, with cold
+deliberation, "pray do me the favour to enlighten me as to the meaning
+of your having thus intruded yourself into the queen's apartment. Why do
+I find you here, sir, and wherefore have I found you in the position
+from which you have just now risen? Pray, sir, explain."
+
+"I came here, my lord," replied Chatelard, with firmness and dignity,
+"to take leave of Her Majesty before returning to France, for which I
+set out to-morrow."
+
+An ironical and incredulous smile played on the stern countenance of
+Murray. "A strange place this, methinks, and a strange season, for
+leave-taking; and yet stranger than all the language in which I just now
+heard you speak. You are aware, I presume, sir," he added, "that you are
+just now in the queen's sleeping apartment, where none dare intrude but
+on the peril of their lives. But probably, madam," he said, now turning
+to the queen, without waiting any reply to his last remark, "you can
+explain the meaning of this extraordinary scene."
+
+"You had better, my lord," replied Mary, evasively--for she was still
+reluctant to commit the unfortunate poet--"obtain what explanations you
+desire from Chatelard himself. He surely is the fittest person to
+explain his own conduct."
+
+"True, madam," said Murray, sneeringly, "but I thought it not by any
+means improbable that you might be as well informed on the point in
+question as the gentleman himself."
+
+"Your insinuation is rude, my lord," replied the queen, haughtily; and,
+without vouchsafing any other remark, walked away to the further end of
+the apartment, leaving the earl and Chatelard together.
+
+Murray now saw, from the perfectly composed and independent manner of
+the queen, that he could make out nothing to her prejudice from the case
+before him, nor elicit the slightest evidence of anything like
+connivance, on the part of Mary, at Chatelard's intrusion. Seeing this,
+he determined on proceeding against the unfortunate poet with the utmost
+rigour to which his imprudence had exposed him, in the hope that
+severity would wring from him such confessions as would implicate the
+queen.
+
+Having come to this resolution--"Sir," he said, addressing Chatelard,
+"prepare to abide the consequences of your presumption." And he
+proceeded to the door, called an attendant, and desired him to send the
+captain of the guard and a party to him instantly.
+
+In a few minutes, they appeared, when the earl, addressing the officer
+just named, and pointing to Chatelard, desired him to put that gentleman
+in ward; and the latter was immediately hurried out of the apartment.
+When the guard, with their prisoner, had left the queen's chamber, the
+earl walked up to Mary, who, with her head leaning pensively on her
+hand, had been silently contemplating the proceedings that were going
+forward in her apartment.
+
+"Madam," said Murray, on approaching her, "I think you may consider
+yourself in safety for this night, at any rate, from any further
+intrusion from this itinerant versifier; and it shall be my fault if he
+ever again annoys you or any one else."
+
+"What, brother!" exclaimed Mary, in evident alarm at this ambiguous, but
+ominous hint--"you will not surely proceed to extremities against the
+unfortunate young man?"
+
+"By St Bride, but I will though," replied Murray, angrily. "Why, madam,
+has not your reputation as a woman, and your dignity as a queen, both
+been assailed by this insolent foreigner, in the daring act he has
+done?"
+
+"Nay, my lord," replied the queen, haughtily, "methinks it will take
+much more than this to affect my reputation. I indeed marvel much to
+hear you speak thus, my lord. My dignity, again, can be debased only by
+mine own acts, and cannot be affected by the act of another."
+
+"Nevertheless, madam," rejoined her brother, "ye cannot stop slanderous
+tongues, and I know not how the world may construe this circumstance.
+Both your honour and station require that this presumtuous knave suffer
+the penalty of his crime in its utmost rigour. What would the world say
+else? Why, it would have suspicions that ought not for an instant to be
+associated with the name of Mary Stuart."
+
+"But you will not have his life taken, brother?" said Mary, in a gentle
+tone--subdued by the thoughts of the severe doom that threatened the
+unfortunate gentleman, and placing her hand affectionately on the earl's
+arm as she spoke. "Can ye not banish him forth of the realm, or imprison
+him--anything short of death, which, methinks, would be, after all, hard
+measure for the offence?"
+
+"You have reasons, doubtless, madam," said the earl, coldly and bluntly,
+"for this tenderness."
+
+"I have," said Mary, indignantly; "but not, my lord, such as you would
+seem to insinuate. My reasons are, humanity and a feeling of compassion
+for the misguided and unhappy youth."
+
+"Chatelard shall have such mercy, madam, as your Majesty's Privy Council
+may deem him deserving of," replied the earl, turning round on his heel,
+and quitting the apartment.
+
+On leaving the presence of the queen, the Earl of Murray retired to his
+own chamber where he was shortly after, waited upon by Choisseul, who
+had been for some time watching his return.
+
+"Ha, Choisseul art there?" said the earl, with an unusual expression of
+satisfaction on his countenance, on the former's entrance. "Thou hast
+done well, friend: I found matters exactly as you stated, and am obliged
+by the promptness and accuracy of your information."
+
+"Vere happy, my lor', I am serve to your satisfaction," replied
+Choisseul, bowing low. "I vas vatch Monsieur Chatelard as vone cat shall
+vatch vone leetle mice, and did caught him at las."
+
+"You did well, Choisseul, and shall be suitably recompensed. Dost know
+how the fellow came here, and when?"
+
+"He did come in vone leetle barque, my lor' from over de riviere, on de
+todder side opposite."
+
+"Ah, so!" said the earl. "Well, you may now retire, Choisseul. To-morrow
+I shall see to your reward."
+
+Choisseul bowed, and withdrew.
+
+When he had retired, the earl sat down to a small writing table, and,
+late as the hour was, began writing with great assiduity--an employment
+at which he continued until he had written eight or ten different
+letters, each of considerable length. These were addressed to various
+members of the Queen's Privy Council in Edinburgh, and to some of the
+law officers of the crown. They were all nearly copies of each other,
+and contained an account of Chatelard's conduct, with a charge to the
+several parties addressed to repair to St. Andrews on the second day
+following, for the purpose of holding a court on the offender, and
+awarding him such punishment as the case might seem to demand.
+
+On the day succeeding that on which the occurrence just related took
+place, the queen and her retinue proceeded to St. Andrews, whither the
+prisoner Chatelard was also carried; and, on the next again, the
+unfortunate gentleman was brought to trial, the scene of which was an
+apartment in the Castle of St Andrews, which had been hastily prepared
+for the occasion. In the centre of this apartment was placed a large
+oblong oaken table, covered with crimson velvet, and surrounded by a
+circle of high-backed chairs, with cushions covered with the same
+material. These were subsequently occupied by eight or ten persons of
+the Privy Council, including Mary's secretary of state, Maitland of
+Lethington, who sat at one end of the table. At the opposite end sat the
+Earl of Murray; the prisoner occupying a place in the centre at one of
+the sides. During the investigation which followed into the offence of
+Chatelard, the Earl of Murray made repeated indirect attempts to lead
+him to make statements prejudicial to the queen; urging him, with a show
+of candour and pretended regard for justice, to inform the court of
+anything and everything which he thought might be available in his
+defence, without regard to the rank or condition of those whom such
+statements might implicate. This language was too plain to be
+misunderstood. Every one present perceived that it conveyed a pointed
+allusion to the queen. Chatelard, amongst the rest, felt that it did so,
+and indignantly repelled the insinuation.
+
+"I have none," he said, "to accuse but myself; nothing to blame but my
+own folly. Folly, did I say?" went on the fearless enthusiast; "it was
+no folly--it was love, love, love--all-powerful love--love for her, the
+noblest, the loveliest of created beings, for whom I could die ten
+thousand deaths. It was love for her who has been to me the breath of
+life, the light of mine eyes, the idol of my heart; around which were
+entwined all the feelings and susceptibilities of my nature, even as the
+ivy entwines the tree--the constant theme of my dreams by night; the
+sole subject of my thoughts by day. It has been hinted to me that I may
+blame freely, where to blame may serve me. But whom shall I blame? Not
+her, surely, who is the object of my idolatry--my sun, moon, and
+stars--my heaven, my soul, my existence. Not her, surely; for she is
+faultless as the unborn babe, pure and spotless as the snow-wreath in
+the hollow of the mountain. Who shall maintain the contrary fies in his
+throat, and is a foul-mouthed, villanous slanderer."
+
+Here the enthusiastic and somewhat incoherent speaker was abruptly
+interrupted by Maitland of Lethington, who, rising to his feet, and
+resting his hands on the low table around which Chatelard's judges were
+seated, said, looking at the prisoner--
+
+"Friend, ye must speak to your defence, if ye would speak at all. This
+that you have said is nothing to the purpose; and you cannot be
+permitted to take up the time of this court with such rhapsodies as
+these, that make not for any point of your accusation. Think ye not so,
+my lords?" he added, glancing around the table.
+
+Several nods of assent spoke acquiescence. When Maitland had concluded--
+
+"I have done, then, my lords," said Chatelard, bowing, and seating
+himself. "I have no more to say."
+
+A short conversation now took place amongst the prisoner's judges, when
+sentence of death was unanimously agreed to, and he was ordered to be
+beheaded on the following day, the 22d of February, 1563.
+
+On the rising of the court, the Earl of Murray repaired to the queen,
+and informed her of the doom awarded against Chatelard. Mary was greatly
+affected by the intelligence. She burst into tears, exclaiming--
+
+"Oh, unhappy, thrice unhappy, countenance! thou hast been given me for a
+curse, instead of a blessing--the ruin of these who love me best--that,
+by inspiring a silly passion, at once dangerous and worthless, will not
+permit one to remain near me in the character of friend! My lord, my
+lord," she continued, in great agitation, "can you not, will you not
+save the unhappy young man? I beseech thee, I implore thee, by the ties
+of consanguinity that connect us, by the duty ye owe to me as thy
+sovereign, to spare his life!"
+
+"You know not what you ask, madam," replied Murray, stalking up and down
+the apartment. "How can his life be spared consistently with your
+honour? Save him, and you will set a thousand slanderous tongues
+a-wagging. It may not, must not, be."
+
+Mary herself could not deny the force of this remark, and, finding she
+had nothing to oppose to it, she flung herself into a chair, and again
+burst into tears. In this condition the earl left her, to give orders
+respecting the execution of Chatelard on the following day, and to put
+another proceeding in train for obtaining that result which he had aimed
+at on the trial of the unfortunate young man. Sending again for
+Choisseul--
+
+"Friend," he said, on that person's entering the apartment, "I wish
+another small piece of service at your hands."
+
+Choisseul bowed, and expressed his readiness to do anything he might be
+required to do.
+
+"I vas proud to discharge all de drops of my blood in your service, my
+lor'," said the knave, with a profound obeisance.
+
+The earl carelessly nodded approbation.
+
+"To-night, then, Choisseul," he went on, "you will repair to the dungeon
+in which Chatelard is confined. You will see him as a friend. You
+understand me?"
+
+"Ah, well, my lor', vere well."
+
+"Just so. Well, then, you will hint to him that you have reason to
+believe he might yet save his life by confessing a participation in his
+guilt on the part of the queen. You may add, though not as from me, of
+course, that I have no doubt of his having been encouraged to those
+liberties for which his life is forfeited; and you may say that you know
+I feel for him, and would readily procure his pardon, if he would only
+give me a reasonable ground or pretext for doing so, by showing that
+there were _others_ equally in fault with him. Do you entirely
+understand me, Choisseul?"
+
+"Entirely, my lor'," replied the latter; "bright, clear, as noonday at
+the sun."
+
+"So, then, return to me when you have seen Chatelard, and let me know
+the result," said the earl.
+
+Choisseul once more withdrew, to perform the treacherous and knavish
+part assigned him. About midnight he sought the dungeon of the unhappy
+gentleman, and, having been admitted by the guards, found him busily
+employed in writing; the indulgence of a lamp, with pen, ink, and paper,
+having, at his most earnest request, been afforded him. Indeed, these
+were more readily and willingly given than he was aware of. They were
+given in the hope that he would commit something to writing which,
+without his intending it, might compromise the character of the queen.
+But in this her enemies were disappointed.
+
+On Choisseul's entering Chatelard's dungeon, the latter, as we have
+already said, was busily engaged in writing. He was inditing a last
+farewell to the queen in verse. On this employment he was so intent,
+that he did not observe, or at least pay any attention to, the entrance
+of Choisseul, but continued writing on till he had completed his task,
+which now, however, occupied only a very few minutes. On finishing--
+
+"'Tis done," he said, and threw down his pen with violence on the table.
+"These are the last notes of the harp of Chatelard. Ha, Choisseul!" he
+immediately added, and only now for the first time seeming conscious of
+that person's presence; "I am glad to see you, my countryman. This is
+kind. I thought there were none in this strange land to care for me. But
+they shall see, Choisseul," he added, proudly, "how a Frenchman and a
+poet can die. That is, boldly and bravely. He were no true poet whose
+soul was not elevated above the fear of death. I said, my friend," he
+went on, after a momentary pause, and sighing deeply as he spoke, "that
+I thought there were none in this land to care for me, or to sorrow for
+me--and perhaps it is so; but there is one, Choisseul, whom I would not
+willingly believe indifferent to my fate. She surely, much as I have
+offended her, will say, 'Poor Chatelard!' Nay, methinks I see a tear
+standing in that peerless eye, when she recalls the memory of her
+departed poet. That--that, Choisseul," said the unhappy captive, with an
+enthusiasm which even the near approach of death had not been able to
+abate--"that would be something worth dying for!"
+
+Choisseul smiled.
+
+"You hold your life lightly, indeed, Chatelard," he said, speaking in
+his native language, "if you think its loss compensated by a woman's
+tear."
+
+"Ah, Choisseul, but such a woman!" exclaimed Chatelard.
+
+"Well, well," replied the former, again smiling; "but you can have no
+doubt that _she_ at least will regret your death. _She_ loved you too
+well not to deplore your fate."
+
+"Did she?" exclaimed Chatelard, eagerly, and with such a look of inquiry
+and doubt as greatly disappointed the asserter. "You know who I mean,
+then; but how know ye that which you have just now said? Assure me that
+ye speak true, Choisseul, and I shall die happy."
+
+"Ah, bah! you know it yourself, my friend, better than I," replied the
+latter. "No use in concealing it now," he added, with an intelligent
+look.
+
+"Concealing what, sir?" said Chatelard, in a tone of mingled surprise
+and displeasure.
+
+"Why, the affection the queen entertained for you," replied Choisseul.
+"We all know, my friend, you would not have done what you did, had she
+not encouraged your addresses. And I'll tell you what, Chatelard," he
+went on, "I have reason to believe that your life would yet be spared,
+if you would only show that this was so."
+
+"Ah, I understand you," said Chatelard, with suppressed passion. "If I
+will accuse the queen--if I will put her in the power of her
+enemies--her enemies will be obliged to me. In other words, I may save
+my life by sacrificing her reputation; and it would be little matter
+whether what I said should be true or not. Is it not so, Choisseul?"
+Then, without waiting for an answer--"Villain, devil that thou art," he
+exclaimed, now suddenly giving full swing to the passion that had been
+raised within him, "how hast thou dared to come to me with such an
+infamous proposal as this? Didst think, most dastardly knave, that my
+soul was as mean as thine own? Begone, begone, ruffian! Thy presence,
+thy breath, pollutes my dungeon more than the fetid damps that exhale
+from its walls--more than the noxious reptiles that crawl on its floor.
+Begone! begone, I say!" And he seized the now trembling caitiff by the
+throat, and dashed him against the door of the cell, with a violence
+that instantly brought in the guards who were stationed on the outside.
+These, seeing how matters stood, hurried Choisseul out of the dungeon,
+and again secured the door on its unfortunate inmate.
+
+On leaving Chatelard, Choisseul repaired to the Earl of Murray, but with
+infinitely less confidence in his looks and manner than on the former
+occasion when his villany had been successful. To the earl he detailed
+the particulars of his interview with Chatelard; not forgetting to
+mention the rough treatment he had received from the infuriated poet.
+
+"Then he'll confess nothing, Choisseul?" said Murray, when the former
+had done speaking.
+
+"Not anything at all, my lor'. Dere is no hope; for he make no more of
+dying than I do of taking vone leetle pinch of snuff."
+
+"Obstinate fool," exclaimed the earl, evidently chagrined and
+disappointed. "Let him die, then! You may retire, Choisseul," he
+abruptly added.
+
+Choisseul obeyed.
+
+"His execution, at any rate, shall be public," said the earl to himself,
+when the latter had left him. "Perhaps he may make some confession on
+the scaffold, and it will be well to have it amply testified."
+
+On the following day, Chatelard was led out to execution, when his
+gentleman-like appearance and noble bearing excited the utmost sympathy
+of the crowd. On ascending the scaffold, he pulled a small volume from
+his pocket, opened it, and read aloud, with great dignity and composure,
+Ronsard's Hymn on Death. When he had done, he turned towards that part
+of the Castle of St Andrew's where he supposed the queen to be, and,
+kissing his hand, waved a graceful adieu, exclaiming--"Farewell,
+loveliest and most cruel princess whom the world contains!"
+
+Having uttered these words, he laid his head, with the utmost composure,
+on the block. The axe of the executioner fell, and the high-souled,
+accomplished, but enthusiastic Chatelard was no more.
+
+
+
+
+CHRISTIE OF THE CLEEK.
+
+
+Though the records of history and everyday experience teach us that
+human nature, when pressed beyond certain limits by the force of stern
+necessity, loses all trace of the lineaments of the lord of the
+creation, and degenerates as far below the grade of brute existence as
+it is, when not subjected to any such power, above it; yet it is
+remarkable how determinedly mankind cling to a sceptical incredulity in
+regard to those facts which derogate, in a very great degree, from the
+dignity of the character of their species. The story of Christiecleek
+has been considered by many as only fit for being, what it has been for
+five hundred years, a nursery bugbear, and yet it is narrated by Winton,
+one of the least credulous of historians, was attended by circumstances
+rendering it highly probable at the time, and has been corroborated by
+instances of _civilised_ cannabalism, produced by necessity, in cases of
+shipwreck, of almost yearly occurrence.
+
+The united powers of war and famine, which have so often poured forth
+their fury on the devoted head of poor Scotland, at no time exhibited
+greater malignity than in the beginning of the reign of David II. For
+about fifty years, the country had scarcely ever enjoyed a year of
+quiet--with, perhaps, the exception of a short period of the reign of
+Bruce. Repeatedly swept from one end to the other by the invading armies
+of the Edwards, carrying the sword and the faggot in every direction,
+she was, on the very instant of the departure of the foreign foes (in
+all cases starved out of a burned and devastated land), laid hold of by
+the harpies of intestine wars. The strong resilient energies of the
+country could have thrown off the effects of one attack, however severe
+and however protracted; but a series of incursions of the same disease,
+at intervals allowing of no time for recruiting her powers, produced a
+political marasmus--a confirmed famine--one of the most dreadful evils,
+including in itself all others, that ever was visited on mankind.
+
+It would be difficult to draw a picture--because imagination falls short
+of the powers of a proper portraiture--of the misery and desolation of
+Scotland at the time we have mentioned. The land had got gradually out
+of cultivation, and the herds of black cattle and sheep, on which the
+people relied, in default of the productive powers of agriculture, had
+been either driven into England, or consumed by the myriads of soldiers
+of the English invading armies. Great numbers of the people, having
+nothing wherewith to allay the pangs of hunger, though they had plenty
+of money, quitted their country in despair, and took refuge in Flanders.
+Those who had no money to pay their passage, left their homes, and
+betook themselves to the woods, where, to appease their agonies, they
+lay on the ground, and devoured, like the inhabitants of their sties,
+the acorns and the nuts that had fallen from the trees. In the want of
+these, the very branches were laid hold of and gnawed; and many poor
+creatures were found lying dead, with the half-masticated boughs in
+their clenched hands. The only remedial influence that was experienced,
+was the growth of dysenteries and other intestine diseases, which,
+produced by hunger and becoming epidemic, kindly swept off thousands who
+would otherwise have died of protracted famine.
+
+At a wild spot near the Grampian Hills, a number of destitute beings had
+collected, for the purpose of catching deer (a few of which still
+remained), to keep in the spark of life. They agreed to associate
+together, and divide their prey, which was dressed in a mountain cave,
+where they had assembled. Every morning they sallied forth, women and
+all, on the dreadful errand of taking advantage of chance, in supplying
+them with any species of wild animals that came in their way, to satisfy
+the imperative demands of hunger. They got a few creatures at first,
+consisting chiefly of hares and foxes, and occasionally wolves, as
+ferocious and hungry as their captors; and such was the extremity to
+which they were often reduced, that they sat down on the spot where the
+animals were caught, divided the smoking limbs among their number, and
+devoured them without any culinary preparation.
+
+This supply very soon ceased--the animals in the neighbourhood having
+either been consumed or frightened away to more inaccessible places. The
+wretched beings, like others in their situation, had recourse to the
+woods for acorns; but the time of the year had passed, and no nuts were
+to be found. Weakness preyed on their limbs; and several of their
+number, unable longer to go in search of food, which was nowhere to be
+found, lay on the floor of the cavern in the agonies of a hunger which
+their stronger companions, concerned for their own fate, would not
+alleviate. All ties between the members of the association began to give
+way before the despair of absolute famine. They ceased all personal
+communication; silence, feeding on the morbid forms of misery called up
+by diseased imaginations, reigned throughout the society of skeletons,
+and hollow eyes, which spoke unutterable things, glanced through the
+gloom of the cavern, where a glimmering fire, on which they had, for a
+time, prepared the little meat they had procured, was still kept up, by
+adding a few pieces of wood from the neighbouring forest. No notice was
+taken of each other's agonies, nor could the groans which mixed and
+sounded with a hollow noise through the dark recess, have been
+distinguished by the ear of sympathy; an occasional scream from a female
+sufferer who experienced a paroxysm of more than her ordinary agony, was
+only capable of fixing the attention for an instant, till individual
+pain laid hold again of the tortured feelings.
+
+A person of the name of Andrew Christie, a butcher, originally from
+Perth, had endeavoured, at first, to organise the society, with a view
+to save himself and his fellow-sufferers. He was a strong, hardy man;
+and, if any of the number could be said to retain a small portion of
+self-command, in the midst of the horrible scene of suffering which
+surrounded them, it was this man. He was still able to walk, though with
+difficulty, and continued to feed the fire, going out occasionally and
+seizing on grubs that were to be found about the mouth of the cavern.
+The others were unable to follow his example, and even he latterly was
+unfitted for his loathsome search. All were now nearly in the same
+predicament: agony and despair reigned throughout, to the exclusion of a
+single beam of hope of any one ever again visiting the haunts of man. At
+Christie's side a woman ceased to groan; an intermission of agony was a
+circumstance, and the only circumstance to be remarked. The thought
+struck him she was dead; he laid his hand upon her mouth to be assured
+of the fact; she was no more! The dead body was a talisman in the temple
+of misery--in a short time, that body was gone!
+
+The Rubicon of the strongest of natural prejudices was passed, with the
+goading furies of hunger and despair behind. A prejudice overcome is an
+acquisition of liberty, though it may be for evil. The death of the
+woman had saved them all from death; but the efficacy of the salvation
+would postpone a similar course of relief. Christie saw the predicament
+of his friends, and proposed in the hollow, husky voice of starvation,
+that one of their number should die by lot, and that then, having
+recovered strength, they should proceed to the mountain pass and procure
+victims.
+
+This oration was received with _groans_, meant to be of applause. The
+lot of death fell on another woman, who was sacrificed to the prevailing
+demon. A consequent recovery of strength now fitted the survivors for
+their dreadful task. They proceeded to the mountain pass, headed by
+Christie, and killed a traveller, by knocking him on the head with a
+hammer, and then removed him to the cavern, where his body was treated in
+the same manner as that of the woman on whom the lot of death had
+fallen. They repeated this operation whenever their hunger returned;
+making no selection of their victims, unless when there was a choice
+between a foot-passenger and a horseman--the latter of whom, always
+preferred for the sake of his horse, was dragged from his seat with a
+large iron hook, fixed to the end of a pole--an invention of Christie's,
+serving afterwards to give him the dreadful name by which he became so
+well known. That which hunger at first suggested became afterwards a
+matter of choice, if not of fiendish delight. The silent process of
+assuaging the pain arising from want subsequently changed into a banquet
+of cannibals; the song of rivalry was sounded in dithyrambic measure
+over the dead body of the victim, and the corrybantic dance of the
+wretches who required to still conscience by noise, or die, was footed
+to the wild music which, escaping from the cavern, rung among the hills.
+Such were the obsequies which Scotchmen, resigning the nature of man,
+amidst unheard-of agonies, celebrated over the corpses of their
+countrymen.
+
+These things reached the ears of government; and an armed force was
+despatched to the hills to seize the cannibals. Several of them were
+caught; but Christie and some others escaped, and were never captured.
+The bones of their victims were collected, and conveyed to Perth; where,
+upon being counted, it appeared that they had killed no fewer than
+thirty travellers. From these transactions sprung that name,
+Christiecleek, which is so familiar to the ears of Scotchmen.
+"Christiecleek! Christiecleek!" became instantly the national nursery
+bugbear. No child would cry after the charmed name escaped from the lips
+of the nurse; and even old people shuddered at the mention of a term
+which produced ideas so revolting to human nature, and so derogatory of
+Scottish character.
+
+Now it is said that, some time after the performance of the dreadful
+tragedy we have narrated, an old man in the town of Dumfries, who had
+three children by his wife, quarrelled her often for the use of a term
+intended simply to pacify her children when they cried, but which he
+declared was too much even for his ears. He was a respectable merchant,
+had earned a considerable sum of money by his trade, and was reputed a
+most godly man, attending divine service regularly, and performing all
+the domestic duties with order and great suavity of manner. His
+neighbours looked up to him with love and respect, and solicited his
+counsel in their difficulties. His name--David Maxwell--was applauded in
+the neighbourhood, and he received great sympathy from all who knew him,
+in consequence of having, as was reported, lost an only brother among
+Christiecleek's victims--a fact he had concealed from his wife, till her
+use of the name compelled him to mention it to her, but which afterwards
+came to be well known.
+
+The silence of the mother had, however, no effect upon the urchins, who,
+the more they were requested to cease terrifying each other by their
+national _terriculamentum_, "Christiecleek," the more terrible it
+appeared to them, and the more they used it. If they abstained from the
+use of the word in the presence of their parents, they were the more
+ready to have recourse to it in the passages of the house, and in the
+dark rooms, and wherever the dreaded being might be supposed to be. The
+pastime was general throughout Scotland; and David Maxwell's children
+only followed an example which has been repeated for five hundred years.
+"Christiecleek!--Christiecleek!" What Scotchman has not heard the
+dreaded words? Time rolled on, and the Misses Maxwell resigned their
+childish pastime for the duties of women. Their father had become a very
+old man; and the attentions which their mother could not bestow, were
+willingly yielded by the young women, who were remarked as being very
+beautiful, as well as very good. They loved their father dearly, and
+looked upon their filial duties as willing tributes of affection. After
+they became intrusted with the secret, they substituted for the cry of
+their youth, which had given their father so much pain, pity for the
+brother of the victim of the execrated fiend.
+
+At last David Maxwell came to die; and, as he lay on his bed, surrounded
+by his wife and daughters, he seemed to be wrestling with some dreadful
+thought which allowed him no rest, but wrung from him, incessantly,
+heavy groans and muttered prayers. His wife pressed him to open his
+heart to her, or, if he was disinclined to repose that confidence in her
+when dying, which he had awarded to her so liberally during a long
+union, he should, she recommended, send for Father John of the Monastery
+of St Agnes, and be shrived. The daughters wept as they heard these
+melancholy statements, and the old man sympathised in their sorrow,
+which seemed to give him additional pain. At last he seemed inclined to
+be communicative, and, after a struggle, said to his wife--
+
+"Wha is to tak care o' my dochters when I am consigned to that cauld
+habitation whar a faither's love and an enemy's anger are alike unfelt
+and unknown? My effects will be sufficient for the support o' my
+household; but money, without a guardian, is only a temptation to
+destroyers and deceivers. If I could get this point settled to my
+satisfaction, I micht die in peace."
+
+"You never tauld me o' yer freens, David," said his wife--"a
+circumstance that has often grieved me. The hundreds o' Maxwells in the
+Stewartry and in Dumfries-shire surely contain among them some relation,
+however distant; but my uncle will act as guardian to our dochters, and
+ye hae tried his honesty."
+
+"Yet I dinna want relations," groaned the dying man. "I hae a
+_brither_."
+
+"A brither," ejaculated the mother and daughter in astonishment; "was he
+no killed by the monster, Christiecleek, in the Highland cavern?"
+
+"No," answered David, with great pain.
+
+"Whar lives he, and what's his Christian name?" cried the wife, in
+amazement.
+
+"Is it his _Christian_ name ye ask?" said the old man. "Surely David,"
+replied the wife--"his surname maun be Maxwell."
+
+"But it is not Maxwell," said he, still groaning.
+
+"Not Maxwell!" said the wife. "What is it then?"
+
+"_Christie!_" ejaculated David, with a groan.
+
+The mention of this name produced a strange effect on the minds of the
+wife and daughters, who, in the brother, saw (as they thought) at once
+the hated Christiecleek, and found an explanation of the horror which
+David Maxwell had uniformly exhibited when the name was mentioned in his
+presence. They had at last discovered the true solution of what had
+appeared so wonderful; and, having retired for a few minutes, to allow
+their excitement to subside, they, by comparing notes, came to the
+conclusion that their father, having been ashamed of his connection with
+the unnatural being, had changed his name, and dropped all intercourse
+with him; but that now, when he was about to die, his feelings had
+overpowered him, and forced him to make the awful confession he had
+uttered. Pained and shamed by this newly-discovered connection, they
+were not regardless of what was due to him whose shame and grief had
+been even greater than theirs, and, accordingly, resolved to yield all
+the consolation in their power to the good man who could not help having
+a bad brother. On their return to the bedside, they found him in great
+agony both of mind and body.
+
+"This brither, David," said the wife, "I fear, is little worthy o' your
+friendship, and the change o' your name is, doubtless, the consequence
+o' a virtuous shame o' the connection. But can it be possible that he is
+that man o' the mountain cavern, whose name terrifies the bairns o'
+Scotland, and maks even the witches o' the glens raise their bony hands
+in wonder and execration? Tell us, David, freely, if this be the burden
+which presses sae heavily on yer mind. Yer wife and dochters will think
+nae less o' you for having been unfortunate; and consolation is never
+sae usefu as when it is applied to a grief that is nae langer secret.
+The surgeon's skill is o' little avail when the disease is unknown."
+
+This speech, containing apparently the fatal secret, produced a great
+effect upon the bedridden patient, who rolled from side to side, and
+sawed the air with his sinewy hands, like one in a state of madness.
+
+"We were speakin o' guardians for my dochters," said he, at last, "and I
+said I had a brither whase surname is Christie. You promised me
+consolation. Is this your comfort to a deein man? For twenty years I
+have hated the mention o' that dreadfu name; and now, when I am on my
+death-bed, speakin o' curators for my bairns, ye rack my ears by tellin
+me I am the brither o' _Christiecleek_! Would Christiecleek be a
+suitable guardian for my dochters? Speak, Agnes--say if ye think
+Christiecleek would tak care o' their bodies and their gowd as weel as
+he tended the victims o' the Highland cave?"
+
+The wife saw she had gone too far, and begged his pardon for having made
+the suggestion.
+
+"Ye will forgive me, David," said she, "for the remark I hae dune ye
+great injustice; for how is it possible to conceive that sae guid a man
+could be sae nearly related to a monster? But ye hae to explain to me
+the change o' name. How hae you and your brither different surnames?"
+
+"_Because_," said the dying man, turning round, and staring with
+lacklustre eyes broadly in the face of his wife--"_because I am
+Christiecleek!_"
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's notes:
+
+- Obvious punctuation errors repaired.
+- Title page: No glossary included in the original.
+- pg 010: 'ferula' corrected to 'ferule'
+- pg 081: 'douce' corrected to 'douse'
+- pg 095: 'iron gripe' corrected to 'iron grip'
+- pg 107; 'spitfire' corrected to 'Spitfire'
+- pg 211: 'neices' corrected to 'nieces'
+- pg 223: 'Shakpere' corrected to 'Shakspere' (to match GWL)
+
+
+
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+Title: Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Vol. 9
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+
+<h1>Wilson's<br />
+Tales of the Borders</h1>
+
+<h2>AND OF SCOTLAND.</h2>
+
+<h3>HISTORICAL, TRADITIONARY, &amp; IMAGINATIVE.</h3>
+
+<h4>WITH A <ins title="Transcriber's Note: No glossary included in the original.">GLOSSARY.</ins></h4>
+
+<h5 class="p4">REVISED BY</h5>
+
+<h2>ALEXANDER LEIGHTON,</h2>
+
+<h5>ONE OF THE ORIGINAL EDITORS AND CONTRIBUTORS.</h5>
+
+<h5 class="p4">VOL. IX.</h5>
+
+<p class="center">LONDON:<br />
+WALTER SCOTT, 14 PATERNOSTER SQUARE.<br />
+AND NEWCASTLE-UPON-TYNE.<br />
+1885.</p>
+
+<hr class="c5" />
+
+<h2 class="p4">CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+<div>
+<table class="bold" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" summary="Table of Contents">
+<col align="left" />
+<col align="right" />
+<col align="right" />
+
+<tr><td> </td><td> </td><td>Page.</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#1">The Cripple; or, Ebenezer the Disowned</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>John Mackay Wilson</i>)</td><td align='right'>1</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#2">The Legend of Fair Helen of Kirconnel</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Alexander Leighton</i>)</td><td align='right'>23</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#3">Tom Duncan's Yarn</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Oliver Richardson</i>)</td><td align='right'>55</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Professor's Tales</span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Professor Thomas Gillespie</i>)</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#4">The Three Brethren</a></span></td>
+<td></td><td align='right'>87</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#5">The Mistake Rectified</a></span></td>
+<td></td><td align='right'>97</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#6">Dura Den; or, Second Thoughts are Best</a></span></td>
+<td></td><td align='right'>106</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#7">The Laird of Lucky's How</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Alexander Campbell</i>)</td><td align='right'>119</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#8"><ins title="Transcriber's Note: Line indented in original">The Abduction</ins></a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Alexander Leighton</i>)</td><td align='right'>151</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#9">Sir Patrick Hume: a Tale of the House of Marchmont</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>John Mackay Wilson</i>)</td><td align='right'>167</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Serjeant's Tales</span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>John Howell</i>)</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#10">The Packman's Journey To London</a></span></td>
+<td></td><td align='right'>178</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#11">Charles Lawson</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>John Mackay Wilson</i>)</td><td align='right'>210</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">Bon Gaultier's Tales</span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Theodore Martin</i>)</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="#12">Mrs. Humphrey Greenwood's Tea-party</a></span></td>
+<td></td><td align='right'>217</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#13">The Recluse of the Hebrides</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Walter Logan</i>)</td><td align='right'>230</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#14">Ellen Arundel</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Walter Logan</i>)</td><td align='right'>238</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#15">Chatelard</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Alexander Campbell</i>)</td><td align='right'>243</td></tr>
+
+<tr><td><span class="smcap"><a href="#16">Christie of the Cleek</a></span></td>
+<td align='right'>(<i>Alexander Leighton</i>)</td><td align='right'>275</td></tr>
+
+</table>
+</div>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p4">WILSON'S</h3>
+
+<h2>TALES OF THE BORDERS,</h2>
+
+<h4>AND OF SCOTLAND.</h4>
+
+<hr class="c10" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="1">THE CRIPPLE; OR, EBENEZER THE DISOWNED.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">It is proverbial to say, with reference to particular constitutions or
+habits of body, that May is a <i>trying</i> month, and we have known what it
+is to experience its trials in the sense signified. With our
+grandmothers too, yea, and with our grandfathers also, May was held to
+be an unlucky month. Nevertheless, it is a lovely, it is a beautiful
+month, and the forerunner of the most healthy of the twelve. It is like
+a timid maiden blushing into womanhood, wooing and yet shrinking from
+the admiration which her beauty compels. The buds, the blossoms, the
+young leaves, the tender flowers, the glittering dew-drops, and the song
+of birds, burst from the grasp of winter as if the God of nature
+whispered in the sunbeams&mdash;"Let there be life!" But it is in the morning
+only, and before the business of the world summons us to its mechanical
+and artificial realities, that the beauties of May can be felt in all
+their freshness. We read of the glories of Eden, and that the earth was
+cursed because of man's transgression; yet, when we look abroad upon the
+glowing landscape, above us, and around us, and behold the pure heavens
+like a sea of music floating over us, and hear the earth answer it back
+in varied melody, while mountain, wood, and dale, seem dreaming in the
+sound, and stealing into loveliness, we almost wonder that a bad man
+should exist in the midst of a world that is still so beautiful, and
+where every object around him is a representative of the wisdom, the
+goodness, the mercy, the purity, and the omnipotence of his Creator.
+There is a language in the very wild-flowers among our feet that
+breathes a lesson of virtue. We can appreciate the feeling with which
+the poet beheld</p>
+
+<p class="center">"The <i>last</i> rose of summer left blooming alone;"</p>
+
+<p>but in the firstlings of the spring, the primrose, the lily, and their
+early train, there is an appeal that passes beyond our senses. They are
+like the lispings and the smiles of infancy&mdash;lowly preachers, emblems of
+our own immortality, and we love them like living things. They speak to
+us of childhood and the scenes of youth, and <i>memory</i> dwells in their
+very fragrance. Yes, May is a beautiful month&mdash;it is a month of fair
+sights and of sweet sounds. To it belongs the lowly primrose blushing by
+the brae-side in congregated beauty, with here and there a cowslip
+bending over them like a lover among the flowers; the lily hanging its
+head by the brook that reflects its image, like a bride at the altar, as
+if conscious of its own loveliness; the hardy daisy on the green sward,
+like a proud man struggling in penury with the storms of fate. Now, too,
+the blossoms on a thousand trees unfold their rainbow hues; the tender
+leaves seem instinct with life, and expand to the sunbeams; and the
+bright fields, like an emerald sea, wave their first undulations to the
+breeze. The lark pours down a flood of melody on the nest of its mate,
+and the linnet trills a lay of love to its partner from the yellow
+furze. The chaffinch chants in the hedge its sweet but unvaried <i>line of
+music</i>; the thrush hymns his bold roundelay; and the blackbird swells
+the chorus; while the bird of spring sends its voice from the glens,
+like a wandering echo lost between love and sadness; and the swallow,
+newly returned from warmer climes or its winter sleep,</p>
+
+<p class="center">"Twitters from the straw-built shed."</p>
+
+<p>The insect tribe leap into being, countless in numbers and matchless in
+livery, and their low hum swims like the embodiment of a dream in the
+air. The May-fly invites the angler to the river, while the minnow
+gambols in the brook; the young salmon sports and sparkles in the
+stream, and the grey trout glides slowly beneath the shadow of a rock in
+the deep pool. To enjoy for a single hour in a May morning the luxuries
+which nature spreads around&mdash;to wander in its fields and in its
+woods&mdash;to feel ourselves a part of God's glad creation&mdash;to <i>feel</i> the
+gowan under our feet, and health circulating through our veins with the
+refreshing breeze, is a recipe worth all in the Materia Medica.</p>
+
+<p>Now, it was before sunrise on such a morning in May as I have described,
+that a traveller left the Black Bull in Wooler, and proceeded to the
+Cheviots. He took his route by way of Earle and Langleeford; and, at the
+latter place, leaving the long and beautiful glen, began to ascend the
+mountain. On the cairn, which is perhaps about five hundred yards from
+what is called the extreme summit of the mountain, he met an old and
+intelligent shepherd, from whom he heard many tales, the legends of the
+mountains&mdash;and amongst others, the following story:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>Near the banks of one of the romantic streams which take their rise
+among the Cheviots, stood a small and pleasant, and what might be termed
+respectable or genteel-looking building. It stood like the home of
+solitude, excluded by mountains from the world. Beneath it, the rivulet
+wandered over its rugged bed; to the east rose Cheviot, the giant of the
+hills; to the west, lesser mountains reared their fantastic forms,
+thinly studded here and there with dwarf alders, which the birds of
+heaven had planted, and their progeny had nestled in their branches; to
+the north and the south stretched a long and secluded glen, where beauty
+blushed in the arms of wildness&mdash;and thick woods, where the young fir
+and the oak of the ancient forest grew together, flourished beneath the
+shelter of the hills. Fertility also smiled by the sides of the rivulet,
+though the rising and setting sun threw the shadows of barrenness over
+it. Around the cottage stood a clump of solitary firs, and behind it an
+enclosure of alders, twisted together, sheltered a garden from the
+storms that swept down the hills.</p>
+
+<p>Now, many years ago, a stranger woman, who brought with her a female
+domestic and a male infant, became the occupant of this house among the
+hills. She lived more luxuriously than the sheep-farmers in the
+neighbourhood, and her accent was not that of the Borders. She was
+between forty and fifty years of age, and her stature and strength were
+beyond the ordinary stature and strength of women. Her manners were
+repulsive, and her bearing haughty; but it seemed the haughtiness of a
+weak and uneducated mind. Her few neighbours, simple though they were,
+and little as they saw or knew of the world, its inhabitants and its
+manners, perceived that the stranger who had come amongst them had not
+been habituated to the affluence or easy circumstances with which she
+was then surrounded. The child also was hard-favoured, and of a
+disagreeable countenance; his back was strangely deformed; his feet were
+distorted, and his limbs of unequal length. No one could look upon the
+child without a feeling of compassion, save the woman who was his
+mother, his nurse, or his keeper (for none knew in what relation she
+stood to him), and she treated him as a persecutor, who hated his sight,
+and was weary of his existence.</p>
+
+<p>She gave her name as Mrs Baird; and, as the child grew up, she generally
+in derision called him "<i>Ęsop</i>," or, in hatred, "the little monster!"
+but the woman-servant called him Ebenezer, though she treated him with a
+degree of harshness only less brutal than she whom he began to call
+mother. We shall, therefore, in his history mention him by the name of
+Ebenezer Baird. As he grew in years, the disagreeable expression of his
+countenance became stronger, his deformity and lameness increased, and
+the treatment he had experienced added to both.</p>
+
+<p>When nine years of age, he was sent to a boarding-school about twelve
+miles distant. Here a new series of persecutions awaited him. Until the
+day of his entering the school, he was almost ignorant that there was an
+alphabet. He knew not a letter. He had seen one or two books, but he
+knew not their use: he had never seen any one look upon them; he
+regarded them merely as he did a picture&mdash;a piece of useless furniture,
+or a plaything. Lame as he was, he had climbed the steep and the
+dripping precipice for the eggs of the water-ouzel, sought among the
+crags for the young of the gorgeous kingfisher, or climbed the tallest
+trees in quest of the crested wrens, which chirped and fluttered in
+invisible swarms among the branches.<a name="FNanchor_A_1" id="FNanchor_A_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_A_1" class="fnanchor">[A]</a> The birds were to him
+companions; he wished to rear their young, that they might love him, for
+there was a lack of something in his heart&mdash;he knew not what it was&mdash;but
+it was the void of being beloved, of being regarded. It is said that
+nature abhors a vacuum, and so did the heart of Ebenezer. He knew not
+what name to give it, but he longed for something that would show a
+liking for him, and to which he could show a liking in return. The heart
+is wicked, but it is not unsocial&mdash;its affections wither in
+solitariness. When he strolled forth on these rambles about the glen,
+having asked the permission of his mother or keeper (call her what you
+will) before he went, "Go, imp! Ęsop!" she was wont to exclaim, "and I
+shall pray that you may break your neck before you return." There were
+no farmers' or shepherds' children within several miles: he had seen
+some of them, and when they had seen him, they had laughed at his
+deformity&mdash;they had imitated his lameness, and contorted their
+countenances into a caricatured resemblance of his. Such were poor
+Ebenezer's acquirements, and such his acquaintance with human nature,
+when he entered the boarding-school. A primer was put into his hands.
+"What must I do with it?" thought Ebenezer. He beheld the rod of
+correction in the hands of the teacher, and he trembled&mdash;for his
+misshapen shoulders were familiar with such an instrument. He heard
+others read, he saw them write; and he feared, wondered, and trembled
+the more. He thought that he would be called upon to do the same, and he
+knew he could not. He had no idea of <i>learning</i>&mdash;he had never heard of
+such a thing. He thought that he must do as he saw others doing at once,
+and he cast many troubled looks at the lord of a hundred boys. When the
+name of "Ebenezer Baird" was called out, he burst into tears, he sobbed,
+terror overwhelmed him. But when the teacher approached him kindly, took
+him from his seat, placed him between his knees, patted his head, and
+desired him to speak after him, the heart of the little cripple was
+assured, and more than assured; it was the first time he had experienced
+kindness, and he could have fallen on the ground and hugged the knees of
+his master. The teacher, indeed, found Ebenezer the most ignorant
+scholar he had ever met with, but he was no tyrant of the birch, though
+to his pupils</p>
+
+<p class="center">"A man severe he was, and stern to view;"</p>
+
+<p>and though he had all the manners and austerity of the old school about
+him, he did not lay his head upon the pillow with his arm tired by the
+incessant use of the <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'ferula'">ferule</ins>. He was touched with the simplicity and the
+extreme ignorance of his new boarder, and he felt also for his lameness
+and deformity. Thrice he went over the alphabet with his pupil,
+commencing, "<i>Big Aw</i>&mdash;<i>Little Aw</i>," and having got over <i>b</i>, he told
+him to remember that <i>c</i> was like a half-moon. "Ye'll aye mind <i>c</i>
+again," added he; "think ye <i>see</i> the moon." Thus they went on to <i>g</i>,
+and he asked him what the carters said to their horses when they wished
+them to go faster; but this Ebenezer could not tell&mdash;carts and horses
+were sights that he had seen as objects of wonder. They are but seldom
+seen amongst the hills now, and in those days they were almost unknown.
+Getting over <i>h</i>, he strove to impress <i>i</i> upon the memory of his pupil,
+by touching the solitary grey orbit in his countenance (for Ebenezer had
+but one), and asking him what he called it. "My <i>e'e</i>," answered
+Ebenezer.</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir, you must not say your <i>e'e</i>, but your <i>eye</i>&mdash;mind that; and
+that letter is <i>I</i>."</p>
+
+<p>The teacher went on, showing him that he could not forget round O, and
+crooked S; and in truth, after his first lesson, Ebenezer was master of
+these two letters. And, afterwards, when the teacher, in trying him
+promiscuously through the alphabet, would inquire, "What letter is
+this?"&mdash;"I no ken," the cripple would reply; "but I'm sure it's no O,
+and it's no S." Within a week he was master of the six-and-twenty
+mystical symbols, with the exception of four&mdash;and those four were <i>b</i>
+and <i>d</i>, <i>p</i> and <i>q</i>. Ebenezer could not for three months be brought to
+distinguish the <i>b</i> from the <i>d</i>, nor the <i>p</i> from the <i>q</i>; but he had
+never even heard that he had a right hand and a left until he came to
+the school&mdash;and how could it be expected?</p>
+
+<p>Scarce, however, had he mastered the alphabet, until the faculties of
+the deformed began to expand. He now both understood and felt what it
+was to learn. He passed from class to class with a rapidity that
+astonished his teacher. He could not join in the boisterous sports of
+his schoolfellows, and while they were engaged in their pastime, he
+sought solitude, and his task accompanied him. He possessed strong
+natural talents, and his infirmities gave them the assistance of
+industry. His teacher noted these things in the cripple, and he was
+gratified with them; but he hesitated to express his feelings openly,
+lest the charge of partiality should be brought against him. Ebenezer,
+however, had entered the academy as the butt of his schoolfellows&mdash;they
+mocked, they mimicked, they tormented, they despised, or affected to
+despise him; and his talents and progress, instead of abating their
+persecutions, augmented them. His teacher was afraid to show him more
+kindness than he showed to others; and his schoolfellows gloried in
+annoying the cripple&mdash;they persecuted, they shunned, they hated him more
+than even his mother did. He began to hate the world, for he had found
+none that would love him. His teacher was the only human being that had
+ever whispered to him words of praise or of kindness, and that had
+always been in cold, guarded, and measured terms.</p>
+
+<p>Before he was eighteen, he had acquired all the knowledge that his
+teacher could impart, and he returned to the cottage among the
+mountains. There, however, he was again subjected to a persecution more
+barbarous than that which he had met with from his schoolfellows. Mrs
+Baird mocked, insulted, and drove him from her presence; and her
+domestic showed him neither kindness nor respect. In stature, he
+scarcely exceeded five feet; and his body was feeble as well as
+deformed. The cruelty with which he had been treated had given an
+asperity to his temper, and made him almost a hater of the human race;
+and these feelings had lent their character to his countenance, marking
+its naturally harsh expression with suspicion and melancholy.</p>
+
+<p>He was about five-and-twenty when the pangs and the terrors of death
+fell upon her whom he regarded as his parent. She died&mdash;as a sinner
+dies&mdash;with insulted eternity frowning to receive her. A few minutes
+before her death, she desired the cripple to approach her bedside. She
+fixed her closing eyes, which affection had never lighted, upon his. She
+informed him that he was not her son.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, tell me, then, whose son I am! Who are my parents?" he exclaimed,
+eagerly. "Speak! speak!"</p>
+
+<p>"Your parents!" she muttered; and remorse and ignorance held her
+departing soul in their grasp. She struggled; she again continued: "Your
+parents! no, Ebenezer, no! I dare not name them! I have sworn&mdash;I have
+sworn! and a death-bed is no time to break an oath!"</p>
+
+<p>"Speak! speak! Tell me, as you hope for heaven!" cried the cripple, with
+his thin, bony fingers grasping the wrists of the dying woman.</p>
+
+<p>"Monster! monster!" she screamed, wildly, and in terror, "leave
+me&mdash;leave me! You are provided for&mdash;open that chest&mdash;the chest&mdash;the
+chest!"</p>
+
+<p>Ebenezer loosed his grasp; he sprang towards a strong chest which stood
+in the room. "The keys! the keys!" he exclaimed, wildly; and again
+hurrying to the bed, he violently pulled a bunch of keys from beneath
+her pillow. But while he applied them to the chest, the herald of death
+rattled in the throat of its victim; and, with one agonising throe and a
+deep groan, her spirit escaped, and her body lay a corpse upon the bed.</p>
+
+<p>He opened the chest, and in it he found securities, which settled upon
+him, under the name of Ebenezer Baird, five thousand pounds. But there
+was nothing which threw light on his parentage&mdash;nothing to inform who he
+was, or why he was there.</p>
+
+<p>The body of her who had never shed a tear over him he accompanied to the
+grave. But now a deeper gloom fell upon him. He met but few men, and the
+few he met shunned him, for there was a wildness and a bitterness in his
+words&mdash;a railing against the world&mdash;which they wished not to hear. He
+fancied, too, that they despised him&mdash;that their eyes were ever
+examining the form of his deformities; and he returned their glance with
+a scowl, and their words with the accents of hatred. Even as he passed
+the solitary farmhouse, the younger children fled in terror, and the
+elder laughed, or pointed towards him the finger of curiosity. All these
+things fell upon the heart of the cripple, and turned the human kindness
+of his bosom into gall. His companions became the solitude of the
+mountains, and the silence of the woods. They heard his bitter
+soliloquies without reviling him, or echo answered him in tones of
+sympathy more mournful than his own. He sought a thing that he might
+love, that might unlock his prisoned heart, or give life to its blighted
+feelings. He loved the very primrose, because it was a thing of beauty,
+and shrank not from his deformity as man did. To him it gave forth its
+sweetness, and its leaves withered not at his touch; and he bent and
+kissed the flower that smiled upon him whom his kind avoided. He courted
+the very storms of winter, for they shunned him not, but spent their
+fury on his person, unconscious of its form. The only living thing that
+regarded him, or that had ever evinced affection towards him, was a dog,
+of the mastiff kind, which ever followed at his side, licked his hand,
+and received its food from it. And on this living thing all the
+affections that his heart ever felt were expended. He loved it as a
+companion, a friend, and protector; and he knew it was not
+ungrateful&mdash;it never avoided him; but, when mockery or insult was
+offered to its master, it growled, and looked in his face, as if asking
+permission to punish the offender.</p>
+
+<p>Such was the life that he had passed until he was between thirty and
+forty years of age. Still he continued his solitary rambles, having a
+feeling for everything around him but man. Man only was his
+persecutor&mdash;man only despised him. His own kind and his own kindred had
+shut him out from them and disowned him&mdash;his sight had been hateful to
+them, and his form loathsome. He avoided the very sun, for it revealed
+his shadow; but he wandered in rapture, gazing on the midnight heavens,
+calling the stars by name, while his soul was lifted up with their
+glory, and his deformity lost and overshadowed in the depth of their
+magnificence. He loved the flowers of day, the song of morning birds,
+and the wildness or beauty of the landscape; but these dwindled, and
+drew not forth his soul as did the awful gorgeousness of night, with its
+ten thousand worlds lighted up, burning, sparkling, glimmering in
+immensity&mdash;the gems that studded the throne of the Eternal. While others
+slept, the deformed wandered on the mountains, holding communion with
+the heavens.</p>
+
+<p>About the period we refer to, a gay party came upon a visit to a
+gentleman whose mansion was situated about three miles from the cottage
+of the cripple. As they rode out, they frequently passed him in his
+wanderings. And when they did so, some turned to gaze on him with a look
+of prying curiosity, others laughed and called to their companions&mdash;and
+the indignation of Ebenezer was excited, and the frown grew black upon
+his face.</p>
+
+<p>He was wandering in a wood in the glen, visiting his favourite
+wild-flowers (for he had many that he visited daily, and each was
+familiar to him as the face of man to man&mdash;he rejoiced when they budded,
+blossomed, and laughed in their summer joy, and he grieved when they
+withered and died away), when a scream of distress burst upon his ear.
+His faithful mastiff started, and answered to the sound. He hurried from
+the wood to whence the sound proceeded as rapidly as his lameness would
+admit. The mastiff followed by his side, and, by its signs of
+impatience, seemed eager to increase its speed, though it would not
+forsake him. The cries of distress continued, and became louder. On
+emerging from the wood, he perceived a young lady rushing wildly towards
+it, and behind her, within ten yards, followed an infuriated bull. A few
+moments more, and she must have fallen its victim. With an eager howl,
+the dog sprang from the side of its master, and stood between the lady
+and her pursuer. Ebenezer forgot his lameness and the feebleness of his
+frame, and he hastened at his utmost speed to the rescue of a human
+being. Even at that moment a glow of delight passed through his heart,
+that the despised cripple would save the life of a fellow-mortal&mdash;of one
+of the race that shunned him. Ere he approached, the lady had fallen,
+exhausted and in terror, on the ground. The mastiff kept the enraged
+animal at bay, and, with a strength such as he had never before
+exhibited, Ebenezer raised the lady in his arms, and bore her to the
+wood. He placed her against a tree: the stream passed by within a few
+yards, and he brought water in the palms of his hands, and knelt over
+her, to bathe her temples and her fair brow. Her brow was indeed fair,
+and her face beautiful beyond all that he had looked upon. Her golden
+hair in wavy ringlets fell upon her shoulders&mdash;but her deep blue eyes
+were closed. Her years did not appear to be more than twenty.</p>
+
+<p>"Beautiful!&mdash;beautiful!" exclaimed the cripple, as he dropped the water
+on her face, and gazed on it as he spoke&mdash;"it is wondrous beautiful! But
+she will open her eyes&mdash;she will turn from me as doth her race!&mdash;as from
+the animal that pursued her!&mdash;yet, sure she is beautiful!" and again, as
+he spoke, Ebenezer sighed.</p>
+
+<p>The fair being recovered&mdash;she raised her eyes&mdash;she gazed on his face,
+and turned not away from it. She expressed no false horror on beholding
+his countenance&mdash;no affected revulsion at the sight of his deformity;
+but she looked upon him with gratitude&mdash;she thanked him with tears. The
+cripple started&mdash;his heart burned. To be gazed on with kindness, to be
+thanked, and with tears, and by one so fair, so young, so beautiful, was
+to him so strange, so new, he half doubted the reality of the scene
+before him. Before the kindness and gratitude that beamed from her eyes,
+the misanthropy that had frozen up his bosom began to dissolve, and the
+gloom on his features died away, as a vapour before the face of the
+morning sun. New thoughts fired his imagination&mdash;new feelings transfixed
+his heart. Her smile fell like a sunbeam on his soul, where light had
+never before dawned; her accents of gratitude, from the moment they were
+delivered, became the music of his memory. He found an object on the
+earth that he could love&mdash;or shall we say that he <i>did</i> love; for he
+felt as though already her existence were mysteriously linked to his. We
+are no believers in what is termed <i>love at first sight</i>. Some
+romance-writers hold it up as an established doctrine, and love-sick
+boys and moping girls will make oath to the creed. But there never was
+love at first sight that a week's perseverance could not wear away. It
+holds no intercourse with the heart, but is a mere <i>fancy</i> of the eye;
+as a man would fancy a horse, a house, or a picture, which he desires to
+purchase. Love is not the offspring of an hour or a day, nor is it the
+<i>ignis fatuus</i> which plays about the brain, and disturbs the sleep of
+the youth and the maiden in their teens. It slowly steals and dawns upon
+the heart, as day imperceptibly creeps over the earth, first with the
+tinged cloud&mdash;the grey and the clearer dawn&mdash;the approaching, the
+rising, and the risen sun&mdash;blending into each other a brighter and a
+brighter shade; but each indistinguishable in their progress and
+blending, as the motion of the pointers on a watch, which move
+unobserved as time flies, and we mark not the silent progress of light
+till it envelop us in its majesty. Such is the progress of pure, holy,
+and enduring love. It springs not from mere sight, but its radiance
+grows with esteem; it is the whisper of sympathy, unity of feeling, and
+mutual reverence, which increases with a knowledge of each other, until
+but one pulse seems to throb in two bosoms. The feelings which now
+swelled in the bosom of Ebenezer Baird were not the true and only love
+which springs from esteem, but they were akin to it. For though the
+beauty of the fair being he had rescued had struck his eye, it was not
+her beauty that melted the misanthropy of his heart, but the tear of
+gratitude, the voice of thanks, the glance that turned not away from
+him, the smile&mdash;the first that woman had bestowed on him&mdash;that entered
+his soul. They came from the heart, and they spoke to the heart.</p>
+
+<p>She informed him that her name was Maria Bradbury, and that she was one
+of the party then on a visit to the gentleman in his neighbourhood. He
+offered to accompany her to the house, and she accepted his offer. But
+it was necessary to pass near the spot where he had rescued her from the
+fury of the enraged bull. As they drew towards the side of the wood,
+they perceived that the bull was gone, but the noble mastiff, the
+friend, companion, and defender of the cripple, lay dead before them.
+Ebenezer wrung his hands, he mourned over his faithful guardian.</p>
+
+<p>"Friend! poor Friend!" he cried (the name of the mastiff was Friend),
+"hast thou, too, left me? Thou, of all the things that lived, alone
+didst love thy master! Pardon me, lady, pardon an outcast; but until
+this hour I have never experienced friendship from man nor kindness from
+woman. The human race have treated me as a thing that belonged not to
+the same family with themselves; they have persecuted or mocked me, and
+I have hated them. Start not&mdash;hatred is an alien to my soul&mdash;it was not
+born there, it was forced upon it&mdash;but I hate not you&mdash;no! no! You have
+spoken kindly to me, you have smiled on me!&mdash;the despised, the disowned
+Ebenezer will remember you. That poor dog alone, of all living things,
+showed affection for me. But he died in a good cause! Poor Friend! poor
+Friend!&mdash;where shall I find a companion now?" and the tears of the
+cripple ran down his cheeks as he spoke.</p>
+
+<p>Maria wept also, partly for the fate of the noble animal that had died
+in her deliverance, and partly from the sorrow of her companion; for
+there is a sympathy in tears.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! you weep!" cried the cripple; "you weep for poor Friend and for me.
+Bless thee&mdash;bless thee, fair one! they are the first that were ever shed
+for my sake! I thought there was not a tear on earth for me."</p>
+
+<p>He accompanied her to the lodge of the mansion where she was then
+residing, and there he left her, though she invited him to accompany
+her, that he might also receive the congratulations of her friends.</p>
+
+<p>She related to them her deliverance. "Ha! little Ebenezer turned a
+hero!" cried one; "Ebenezer the cripple become a knight-errant!" said
+another. But they resolved to visit him in a body, and return him their
+thanks.</p>
+
+<p>But the soul of the deformed was now changed, and his countenance,
+though still melancholy, had lost its asperity. His days became a dream,
+his existence a wish. For the first time he entertained the hope of
+happiness; it was vain, romantic, perhaps we might say absurd, but he
+cherished it.</p>
+
+<p>Maria spoke much of the courage, the humanity, the seeming loneliness,
+and the knowledge of the deformed, to her friends; and their
+entertainer, with his entire party of visiters, with but one exception,
+a few days afterwards, proceeded to the cottage of Ebenezer, to thank
+him for his intrepidity. The exception we have alluded to was a Lady
+Helen Dorrington, a woman of a proud and haughty temper, and whose
+personal attractions, if she ever possessed any, were now disfigured by
+the attacks of a violent temper, and the <i>crow-feet</i> and the <i>wrinkles</i>
+which threescore years imprint on the fairest countenance. She excused
+herself by saying, that the sight of deformed people affected her.
+Amongst the party who visited the cripple was her son, Francis
+Dorrington, a youth of two-and-twenty, who was haughty, fiery, and
+impetuous as his mother. He sought the hand of Maria Bradbury, and he
+now walked by her side.</p>
+
+<p>Ebenezer received them coldly; amongst them were some who were wont to
+mock him as they passed, and he now believed that they had come to
+gratify curiosity, by gazing on his person as on a wild animal. But,
+when he saw the smile upon Maria's lips, the benign expression of her
+glance, and her hand held forth to greet him, his coldness vanished, and
+joy, like a flash of sunshine, lighted up his features. Yet he liked not
+the impatient scowl with which Francis Dorrington regarded her attention
+towards him, nor the contempt which moved visibly on his lip, when she
+listened delighted to the words of the despised cripple. He seemed to
+act as though her eyes should be fixed on him alone&mdash;her words addressed
+only to him. Jealousy entered the soul of the deformed; and shall we say
+that the same feeling was entertained by the gay and the haughty
+Dorrington? It was. He felt that, insignificant as the outward
+appearance of the cripple was, his soul was that of an intellectual
+giant, before the exuberance of whose power the party were awed, and
+Maria lost in admiration. His tones were musical as his figure was
+unsightly, and his knowledge universal as his person was diminutive. He
+discoursed with a poet's tongue on the beauty of the surrounding
+scenery; he defined the botany and geology of the mountains. He traced
+effect to cause, and both to their Creator. The party marvelled while
+the deformed spoke; and he repelled the scowl and contempt of his rival
+with sarcasm that scathed like passing lightning. These things produced
+feelings of jealousy also in the breast of Francis Dorrington; though
+from Maria Bradbury he had never received one smile of encouragement. On
+their taking leave, the entertainer of the party invited Ebenezer to his
+house, but the latter refused; he feared to mingle with society, for oft
+as he had associated with man, he had been rendered their sport&mdash;the
+thing they persecuted&mdash;the butt of their irony.</p>
+
+<p>For many days the cripple met, or rather sought, Maria in his solitary
+rambles; for she, too, loved the solitude of the mountains or the
+silence of the woods, which is broken only by the plaintive note of the
+wood-pigeon, the <i>chirm</i> of the linnet, the song of the thrush, the
+twitter of the chaffinch, or the distant stroke of the woodman, lending
+silence a charm. She had become familiar with his deformity, and as it
+grew less singular to her eyes, his voice became sweeter to her ears.
+Their conversation turned on many things&mdash;there was wisdom in his words,
+and she listened to him as a pupil to a preceptor. His feelings deepened
+with their interviews, his hopes brightened, and felicity seemed dawning
+before him. As hope kindled, he acquired confidence. They were walking
+together, he had pointed out the beauties and explained the properties
+of the wild-flowers on their path, he had dwelt on the virtues of the
+humblest weed, when he stopped short, and gazing in her face&mdash;"Maria!"
+he added, "I have loved these flowers&mdash;I have cherished those simple
+weeds, because they shunned me not&mdash;they shrank not from me, as did the
+creatures of the human race&mdash;they spread their beauties before me&mdash;they
+denied me not their sweetness. You only have I met with among the
+children of Adam, who persecuted me not with ridicule, or who insulted
+not my deformity with the vulgar gaze of curiosity. Who I am I know
+not&mdash;from whence I was brought amongst these hills I cannot tell; I am a
+thing which the world has laughed at, and of which my parents were
+ashamed. But my wants have been few. I have gold to purchase flattery,
+if I desired it&mdash;to buy tongues to tell me I am not deformed; but I
+despise them. My soul partakes not of my body's infirmities&mdash;it has
+sought a spirit to love, that would love it in return. Maria, has it
+found one?"</p>
+
+<p>Maria was startled&mdash;she endeavoured to speak, but her tongue
+faltered&mdash;tears gathered in her eyes, and her looks bespoke pity and
+astonishment.</p>
+
+<p>"Fool! fool!" exclaimed the cripple, "I have been deceived! Maria
+<i>pities</i> me!&mdash;<i>only pities me</i>! Hate me, Maria&mdash;despise me as does the
+world. I can bear hatred&mdash;I can endure scorn&mdash;I can repel them!&mdash;but
+<i>pity</i> consumes me!&mdash;and <i>pity</i> from you! Fool! fool!" he added,
+"wherefore dreamed I there was one that would look with love on deformed
+Ebenezer? Farewell, Maria! farewell!&mdash;remember, but do not pity me!" and
+he hurried from her side.</p>
+
+<p>She would have detained him&mdash;she would have told him that she reverenced
+him&mdash;that she esteemed him; but he hastened away, and she felt also that
+she <i>pitied</i> him&mdash;and <i>love</i> and <i>pity</i> can never dwell in the same
+breast for the same object. Maria stood and wept.</p>
+
+<p>Ebenezer returned to his cottage; but the hope which he had cherished,
+the dream which he had fed, died reluctantly. He accused himself for
+acting precipitately&mdash;he believed he had taken the tear of affection for
+pity. His heart was at war with itself. Day after day he revisited the
+mountainside, and the path in the wood where they had met; but Maria
+wandered there no longer. His feelings, his impatience, his incertitude,
+rose superior to the ridicule of man; he resolved to visit the mansion
+of his neighbour, where Maria and her friends were residing. The
+dinner-bell was ringing as he approached the house; but he knew little
+of the etiquette of the world, and respected not its forms. The owner of
+the mansion welcomed him with the right hand of cordiality, for his
+discourse in the cottage had charmed him; others expressed welcome, for
+some who before had mocked now respected him; and Maria took his hand
+with a look of joy and her wonted sweetness. The heart of Ebenezer felt
+assured. Francis Dorrington alone frowned, and rose not to welcome him.</p>
+
+<p>The dinner-bell again rang; the Lady Helen had not arrived, and dinner
+was delayed for her, but she came not. They proceeded to the
+dining-room. Ebenezer offered his arm to Maria, and she accepted it.
+Francis Dorrington muttered angry words between his teeth. The dinner
+passed&mdash;the dessert was placed upon the table&mdash;Lady Helen entered the
+room&mdash;she prayed to be excused for her delay&mdash;her host rose to introduce
+her to Ebenezer.</p>
+
+<p>"Ebenezer!&mdash;the deformed!" she exclaimed, in a tone of terror, and,
+dashing her hands before her eyes, as he rose before her, she fell back
+in hysterics.</p>
+
+<p>"Turn the monster from the house!" cried Francis Dorrington, springing
+forward; "my mother cannot endure the sight of such."</p>
+
+<p>"Whom call ye monster, young man?" said Ebenezer, angrily.</p>
+
+<p>"You, wretch!" replied Dorrington, raising his hand, and striking the
+cripple to the floor.</p>
+
+<p>"Shame! shame!" exclaimed the company.</p>
+
+<p>"Coward!" cried Maria, starting from her seat.</p>
+
+<p>The cripple, with a rapidity that seemed impossible, sprang to his
+feet&mdash;he gasped, he trembled, every joint shook, rage boiled in his
+veins&mdash;he glanced at his insulter, who attempted to repeat the blow&mdash;he
+uttered a yell of vengeance, he clutched a dessert-knife from the table,
+and within a moment it was plunged in the body of the man who had
+injured him.</p>
+
+<p>A scream of horror burst from the company. Ebenezer, with the reeking
+knife in his grasp, stood trembling from rage, not from remorse. But he
+offered not to repeat the blow. A half-consciousness of what he had done
+seemed to stay his hand. The sudden scream of the party aroused the Lady
+Helen from her real or affected fit. She beheld her son bleeding on the
+floor&mdash;she saw the vengeful knife in the hands of the cripple. She
+screamed more wildly than before&mdash;she wrung her hands!</p>
+
+<p>"Monster!&mdash;murderer!" she exclaimed, "he has slain&mdash;<i>he has slain his
+brother</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>My brother!</i>" shouted Ebenezer, still grasping the knife in his hand.
+"Woman&mdash;woman! mother&mdash;mother!&mdash;who am I? Answer me&mdash;who are you?" and
+he sprang forward, and held her by the arm. "Tell me," he continued,
+"what mean ye&mdash;what mean ye? My <i>brother</i>&mdash;do ye say my <i>brother</i>? Art
+thou my <i>mother</i>? Have I a <i>mother</i>? Speak&mdash;speak!" and he grasped her
+arm more fiercely.</p>
+
+<p>"Monster!" she repeated, "offspring of my shame!&mdash;away&mdash;away! <i>He is thy
+brother!</i> I have shunned thee, wretch, I have disowned thee; but thou
+hast carried murder to my bosom!" and, tearing her arm from his grasp,
+she threw it round the neck of her wounded son.</p>
+
+<p>The company gazed upon each other. Ebenezer stood for a moment, his eyes
+rolling, his teeth rattling together, the knife shaking in his hand. He
+uttered a wild cry of agony&mdash;he tore the garments from his breast, as
+though it were ready to burst, and, with the look and the howl of a
+maniac, he sprang to the door, and disappeared. Some from an interest in
+his fate, others from a desire to secure him, followed after him. But he
+fled to the woods, and they traced him not.</p>
+
+<p>It was found that the wound of Francis Dorrington was not mortal; and
+the fears of the company were directed from him to Ebenezer, who they
+feared had laid violent hands upon his own life.</p>
+
+<p>On the following day, without again meeting the company, Lady Helen left
+the house, having acknowledged the deformed Ebenezer to be her son&mdash;a
+child of shame&mdash;whose birth had been concealed from the world.</p>
+
+<p>On the third day, the poor cripple was found by a shepherd wandering on
+the hills. His head was uncovered; his garments and his body were torn
+by the brambles through which he had rushed; his eyes rolled wildly,
+and, when accosted, he fled, exclaiming, "I am Cain! I am Cain! I have
+slain my brother! Touch me not&mdash;the mark is on my forehead!" He was
+secured, and taken to a place of safety.</p>
+
+<p>The circumstances twined round Maria's heart; she heard no more of
+Ebenezer the cripple, but she forgot him not. Several years passed, and
+she, together with a friend, visited a lunatic asylum in a distant part
+of the country, in which a female acquaintance, once the admired of
+society, had become an inmate. They were shown round the different
+wards; some of the inmates seemed happy, others melancholy, but all were
+mild&mdash;all shrank from the eye of their keeper. The sound of the clanking
+chains around their ankles filled Maria's soul with horror, and she
+longed to depart; but the keeper invited them to visit the garden of his
+asylum. They entered, and beheld several quiet-looking people engaged in
+digging; others were pruning trees; and some sat upon benches on the
+paths, playing with their fingers, striking their heels upon the ground,
+or reading stray leaves of an old book or a newspaper. Each seemed
+engaged with himself, none conversed with his neighbour. Upon a bench
+near the entrance to a small arbour or summer-house sat a female,
+conning an old ballad; and, as she perused it, she laughed, wept, and
+sang by turns. Maria stopped to converse with her, and her friend
+entered the arbour. In it sat a grey-headed and deformed man; he held a
+volume of Savage in his hand, which had then been but a short time
+published.</p>
+
+<p>"I am reading the 'Bastard,' by Savage," said he, as the stranger
+entered; "he is my favourite author. His fate was mine&mdash;he describes my
+feelings. He had an unnatural mother&mdash;so had I. He was disowned&mdash;so was
+I. He slew a man, and so did I; but I my brother."</p>
+
+<p>The voice, the words, fell upon Maria's ear. She became pale, she
+glanced towards the arbour, she cast an inquiring look upon the keeper.</p>
+
+<p>"Fear not, ma'am," he replied; "he is an innocent creature. He does not
+rave now; and but that there is an occasional wildness in his language,
+he is as well as you are. Enter and converse with him, ma'am; he is a
+great speaker, and to much purpose, too, as visiters tell me."</p>
+
+<p>She entered the arbour. The cripple's eyes met hers&mdash;he threw down the
+book.</p>
+
+<p>"Maria&mdash;Maria!" he exclaimed, "this is kind! this is kind, indeed! But
+do not <i>pity</i> me&mdash;do not <i>pity me again</i>! Hate me, Maria! you saw me
+slay my brother!"</p>
+
+<p>She informed him that his brother was not dead&mdash;that he had recovered
+within a few weeks.</p>
+
+<p>"Not dead!" replied the cripple. "Thank Heaven! Ebenezer is not a
+murderer! But I am well now&mdash;the fever of my brain is passed. Go, Maria,
+do this for me&mdash;it is all I now ask&mdash;inquire why I am here immured, and
+by whose authority. Suffer not my reason to be buried in reason's tomb,
+and crushed among its wrecks. Your smile, your words of kindness, your
+tears of gratitude, caused me to dream once, and its remembrance is
+still as a speck of light amidst the darkness of my bosom; but these
+grey hairs have broken the dream." And Ebenezer bent his head upon his
+breast, and sighed.</p>
+
+<p>Maria and her friend left the asylum, but in a few weeks they returned,
+and when they again departed, Ebenezer Baird went with them. He now
+sought not Maria's love, but he was gratified with her esteem, and that
+of her friends. He outlived the persecution of his kindred and the
+derision of the world; and in the forty-sixth year of his age he died in
+peace, and bequeathed his property to Maria Bradbury&mdash;the first of the
+human race that had looked on him with kindness, or cheered him with a
+smile.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_A_1" id="Footnote_A_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_A_1"><span class="label">[A]</span></a> The water-ouzel, the kingfisher, and the crested wren,
+abound in the vicinity of the Cheviots, though the latter beautiful
+little creature is generally considered as quite a <i>rara avis</i>; and last
+year one being shot about Cumberland, the circumstance went the round of
+the newspapers! But the bird is not rare, it is only difficult to be
+seen, and generally flutters among the leaves and near the top
+branches.</p></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="2">THE LEGEND OF FAIR HELEN OF KIRCONNEL.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">The seat of a branch of the Dumfries-shire Maxwells&mdash;Kirconnel&mdash;a
+property lying not far distant from Dumfries, and surrounded by the
+little pastoral stream, Kirtle&mdash;is one of the most beautiful that ever
+gratified the taste or inspired the pride of a high family. It was not
+until about the beginning of the seventeenth century that it came into
+the possession of the Maxwells; for, during a long period, it belonged
+to the old, though never illustrious, family of the Bells, who, amidst
+all the turmoil and strife of the March territories, had the good sense
+to prefer the quiet pleasures of the retreats of their own pure Kirtle,
+to the tumultuous and cruel scenes which boasted no streamlet but the
+heart's blood of contending foes. The power of Lord Maxwell, or the
+threat of Douglas, were equally unavailing to force the old proprietor
+of Kirconnel&mdash;though he ranked as a lesser baron, and might command
+retainers to fight for his plea&mdash;to sacrifice the pleasures of domestic
+peace on the altars of Laverna or Bellona: these conjunct goddesses who,
+hand in hand, swayed the destinies of Border men, and regulated the
+Border rights of mine and thine. He held his fine property directly of
+the crown; and, so long as he fulfilled the conditions of his right, he
+conceived himself entitled to the enjoyment of what had been fairly got
+and honourably retained. One strong element in Kirconnel's determination
+to live at home, in the enjoyment of what home may produce to a mind
+capable of appreciating its sweets, was the fear of interrupting the
+happiness of his lady&mdash;one of the family of Irvings in that quarter, who
+latterly came to possess his property&mdash;and of one child, a daughter, the
+Maid of Kirconnel, concerning whom, as all our readers know, more has
+been said and sung by antiquarian minstrel than ever fell to the hapless
+fame or treasured memory of fair woman. Ah, we need scarcely say, that
+this young heiress of Kirconnel's name was Helen; for who that has read
+the touching lines of Pinkerton can ever forget the appellation of one
+whose fate has drawn more tears than ever did that of the heroine Lady
+Margaret, in the old ballad of "Douglas' Tragedy?" The disasters of
+ordinary women, though hallowed by the sanctifying power of love, have
+seldom in this country inspired the harp of the minstrel; so far we are
+forced to admit the power of beauty, abstracted from the qualities of
+the mind and heart, that it has been a talisman to bardic genius in
+every age; yet it is honourable to the character of our nation, that the
+soul which illumines the "face divine" has called forth strains as
+melting and triumphant as ever resulted from the effects of physical
+beauty. It is, however, when the two qualities have been found combined
+in a favoured daughter of Scotland, that an unhappy fate has called
+forth a sympathy which has left no harp to sound fitfully in the
+willow-tree, no heart in our true land untouched, no eye destitute of
+sympathetic tears. Such has truly been the effect produced by the
+fortune of Helen of Kirconnel&mdash;a fortune which came up on the revolving
+wheel of the mutable goddess, notwithstanding all the efforts of her
+father to make the course of her life happy, and its termination
+blessed. Abstracted as the thoughts were of the three inhabitants of
+Kirconnel&mdash;the lady, the laird, and the daughter&mdash;from the scenes that
+were ever changing in the warlike world around them, so much greater was
+the necessity for cultivating the opportunities of enjoyment that nature
+and fortune had awarded to them; and so much greater also was the relish
+for that enjoyment which has ever been found in minds and hearts
+properly constituted and tuned to the harp of goodness, to increase with
+possession as much as the false taste for stimulating avocations cloys
+with the easy surfeit. It is not often, even in our virtuous land, and
+even in these days when the blessings of a high civilisation have
+inclined mankind to the cultivation of the social affections, that a
+family is found with its different members so predisposed for the
+harmony of exclusively domestic joys, that some chord does not
+occasionally give forth a discordant sound when touched by an external
+impulse; but, in the times of which we speak, and in the district where
+the individuals resided, "the happy family" was a group that was more
+often found in the lyrics of the poet or the creations of hope deferred
+than in the real existences of the troubled and vexed world.</p>
+
+<p>The house of Kirconnel stood on "fair Kirconnel Lee;" a term implying
+that the wood, which in those days encompassed every baronial residence,
+had been, to a certain extent, cleared away, to allow the daisy-covered
+lawn to rejoice in the beams of the generally excluded sun. But, at a
+little distance, the empire of the forest was again resumed, on the
+condition exacted by nature, of allowing the winding Kirtle to enjoy her
+grassy bank, covered with the wild rose and the eglantine; and to roll
+playfully along her pebbly bed, unimpeded by the neighbouring trees,
+which, as if in amatory dalliance, sent down their straggling lips to
+kiss her as she went. The wood bower&mdash;in early times a species of rural
+retreat in much greater fashion than now-a-days&mdash;was, in repetition of
+itself, seen rearing its ornamented walls, round which the native
+parasite plants were entwined in close embrace in various parts of the
+shady retreat. Some of these had been carefully looked to by the lady of
+Kirconnel herself, who, anxious to confirm her husband's resolution
+against engaging in the wars of the times, left no energy unemployed to
+render their residence, not only within the walls of the house, but in
+the bowers and gardens, as pleasant to the eye as the fruits of her
+heart and mind were delightful to the rational and loving soul of her
+appreciating and grateful lord. As Sir Owain says:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">Fair were her erbers with flowers&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">Rose and lili divers colours,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Primrol and parvink;</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">Mint, feverfoy, and eglantine,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Colimbin, and mo there were,</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">Than ani man mocht think."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>True; the Graces had, as yet, but small influence in Scotland; but the
+Genius of Chivalry, a cognate spirit, was busy in effecting a great
+revolution in the minds of the inhabitants; and though there was little
+to humanise, there was much to elevate and beautify. Traces of this
+power might already be seen about the bowers and shades of Kirconnel,
+where some rude figures of knights in various positions&mdash;one rescuing a
+damsel from her enemies&mdash;one in the combat at outrance&mdash;one striking the
+palisades of an armed city&mdash;placed, as they were, in the retreats of
+peace and domestic happiness by a former warlike possessor of the
+property, served the purpose of ornamenting the sequestered walks, and
+supplying to the peaceful and happy inhabitants a contrast between the
+pursuits of war and the pleasures of home, and home's blessed
+enjoyments.</p>
+
+<p>At a little distance from the mansion or castle&mdash;for every house, in
+those days, had a castellated character&mdash;was, and still is, the
+burying-ground of Kirconnel; a spot which, from the peculiarity of its
+situation, as well as from its own mournful associations, impressed the
+mind of the visiter with feelings which startled him, as much from their
+novelty as from their intensity. There is a small stone there, that
+would, if deciphered and communicated to our readers, anticipate our
+story, and claim the ready tear before our own sympathies are relieved
+by our recital. We pass it by at present, to give some idea of the
+extraordinary spot where it lies. This ground of the dead, or "Death's
+Mailing," as it has sometimes been called, is invested with all the
+<i>charms</i> of a sublimed melancholy, which contemplates nature as a whole,
+and looks to those high purposes of her great author in visiting poor
+mortals with their heart-chastening woes. At the time of which we speak,
+this place of the dead was entirely surrounded with high oaks and
+spreading elms, except where the silvery Kirtle embraced the hallowed
+spot, as she rolled slowly along&mdash;more slowly, it might almost appear,
+at this spot than elsewhere&mdash;and murmured a soft threnody in the ears of
+the guardian spirits, that there tended the clay forms which they once
+animated. A few very rude stones, whose rudeness was their greatest
+recommendation to the sentimental mind, told, in the quaint "old Inglis"
+of that day, their simple tale. "Here lyethe the race of ye sons of
+Kirconnelle," might have been seen on a rude freestone that has long
+since disappeared. "Terraughtie did choose to lie her," appeared upon
+another old relic; and some exhibited more simple tokens&mdash;still pointing
+out nothing more than name and surname, yet more eloquent in that
+brevity than the most "storied urn." "Jon Kirkpatrycke," "Andrew
+Welles," "Heln Johnston," "Mary of the Le'," without one word more to
+say what they were, where they lived, when they visited this scene of
+sorrow, and when they departed from it, possessed an eloquence in their
+simple brevity that moved the heart of the visiter with a power now
+little felt and less appreciated. The swelling green tumuli, with these
+simple-speaking, grey-headed stones, standing, yet leaning to a side, as
+if themselves bent by the hands of time, how humbly might they appear,
+encircled as they were, with the proud monarch of the wood, the primeval
+oak, that had seen the sires and grandsires of the lowly inhabitants of
+"Death's Mailing" rise and fall, and become dust, as man contemplates
+the day-fly wing forth in the morning, live out its day, and die. Such
+was the romantic burying-place of Kirconnel at the time of which we
+speak; and even now, when the oak has fallen before the axe of
+civilisation, and Fame's trump has sounded even over the tomb, the place
+has a hallowed and romantic character (the Kirtle is still there) not
+exhibited by other burying-grounds in Scotland.</p>
+
+<p>In those retreats, the members of the family of Kirconnel passed the
+greater part of their time. Helen, though a lover of home, was fond of
+gratifying a fancy pregnant of beautiful images, and a taste for what is
+lovely in nature, by sitting by the banks of the Kirtle, and supplying
+her mind with the pabulum of the old Scottish romances. "Raf Coilyear
+and his Cross-bow," and "Gilbert with the White Hand," though soon
+superseded by the continental romances, were then the legitimate
+fountains of amusement to the fair maids of Scotland; and those who
+aimed at sublimer flights, might have had recourse to "Fyn Maccowl," or
+"Gret Gow Macmorne;" but there was in none of the works as yet
+circulated in Scotland, what might gratify the intense yearnings of the
+female heart for those poetical images which subsequently sprang up with
+the more mature growth of chivalry. The loves of warriors are not the
+loves of everyday life, far less the loves of the inspired poet; and
+Helen, as she read these old legendary romances, might find in them the
+amusement that afforded a relaxing alternative to her own poetical
+communings with the oldest bard of all&mdash;Nature; but for the inspiration
+of love itself she required the talisman&mdash;man&mdash;in that high aspect she
+had prefigured of the noblest of God's creatures, to rouse her heart
+from nature to the lover's dream.</p>
+
+<p>As yet the Maid of Kirconnel had not seen any one that realised the idea
+she had formed, by the banks of the Kirtle, of the individual who could
+call up in her young bosom those extraordinary emotions which constitute
+"love's young dream." The secluded mode of life adopted by her parents
+was unfavourable to a choice of the talismanic objects; and it even
+appeared to be her father and mother's wish that such choice should be
+excluded, that her heart might, in the absence of many forms, learn to
+be pleased with the man whom their love or policy might point out to her
+adoption. A second cousin of her own, Walter Bell of Blacket House, had
+a free passport to the hall of Kirconnel, as well as to the bowers that
+were enshrined in Kirconnel woods. The laird saw in the young man his
+nearest heir, in the event of his Helen being taken from him by fate;
+and the lady could detect, as she thought, in Bell's quiet and sombre
+manner, some assimilation to her own love of retirement and ease, and a
+consequent disrelish of the warlike and sanguinary customs of the times.
+Yet it was known that the young laird of Blacket House had been engaged
+in secret frays between the Johnstones and Crightons; while, for some
+purpose not generally known, though, from what we have said, not
+difficult to be surmised, he had fought in disguise, and disclaimed the
+glory of having hewn off the heads of many Johnstones, whose deaths
+might have brought him renown, if not wealth. He had fought from a
+spirit of animosity and a thirst of blood that lay deep buried in his
+heart, but which, along with its noisome fruits, he had striven to
+conceal, from the knowledge he possessed of the pacific disposition of
+his friends the Kirconnels, whose good-will he had a motive to cultivate
+more powerful than that of wealth or glory. He wished to recommend
+himself to the fair Helen, by acquiring the love and esteem of her
+father and mother; and he doubted not that, by his own personal
+accomplishments&mdash;neither few nor unimportant&mdash;aided by the advice or
+power of parental love and authority, he would succeed in changing in
+her the old habitual feelings of ordinary friendship into the higher and
+purer sentiments of affection.</p>
+
+<p>And sure it was that no one who ever aimed to acquire a "ladye's love,"
+made his attempt with more advantages on his side than Walter Bell of
+Blacket House. The gay lover in the old romance, who cried that, with
+the advantage of making love in a wood, and by the side of a silver
+stream, he would gain the heart of the fairest woman of Christendom,
+though his face were as black as the coal slave's, and his lineage no
+better than the knave-child's, spoke more of human nature than he
+himself perhaps knew. But he spoke of women in the aggregate; and it is
+not unlikely that such a woman as fair Helen of Kirconnel had never come
+under the trial of his skill. The truth of the statement fell to be
+tested by one who, besides the advantages stated by the gay knight,
+could boast the consent of a father, old friendship, and a face and a
+lineage against which no exception could be taken by the admirers of
+graces and genealogy. Bell was aware of the advantages he possessed; but
+he could calculate the strength of these better than he could fathom the
+mysteries of woman's heart. Although the greater part of his time was
+passed at Kirconnel, where he took every opportunity of threading the
+mazes of the oak woods, or sitting by the side of the Kirtle, with the
+object of his affections, it is doubtful if he ever ascertained, by the
+passing indications she exhibited, that her thoughts and feelings were
+pitched much beyond the grade of those which nature had awarded to
+himself. She saw and felt beauties in the scenery of Kirconnel, which to
+her lover were but as the "sear leaf." Every object in nature&mdash;from the
+planet to the plant, from the shining levin of heaven to the phosphoric
+beam on the margin of the Kirtle&mdash;had some intelligence for her
+inquiring eye. Every power in operation around her&mdash;from the general
+sympathy of nature's highest elements, to the loves of the little forest
+birds that sung their love-song in her bower&mdash;had some charm to elevate
+her thoughts and sublime her sentiments. She, therefore, who could
+search for intelligence where others saw nothing but inert matter, or,
+at least, the uninteresting indications of everyday nature, might
+probably have been an unfortunate object on whom our said romantic
+knight might try the effect of his extraneous charms of wood and water.
+Nor was she at all fitted for being acted upon by the love intrigues of
+her cousin of Blacket House, who, coming far short of a knowledge of the
+elevated sentiments by which she was inspired, could neither yield her
+that sympathy which she required as a <i>sine qua non</i> of affection, nor
+stand the investigation of the shrewd wisdom or the high philosophy of
+the heart of an elevated woman. While he simply sued and used the
+ordinary words of love, she analysed, and found that, where she never
+could be understood, she never could dispose of her affections.</p>
+
+<p>The mind of Helen had long been made up on the question of her cousin's
+suit. It had begun early; and the innumerable walks he had enjoyed with
+her along the banks of the Kirtle had afforded him a thousand
+opportunities of declaring his feelings. By the natural tact of women,
+she had always contrived to evade the question, and contented herself,
+even in the midst of extravagant declarations, with negative indications
+of her inability to return his passion. These he understood not; and,
+unfortunately, he acted upon the principle that has driven many a fond
+lover to despair&mdash;that the mistress who appears to listen without
+displeasure is presumed to give a tacit consent. They know little of the
+heart of woman who trust their happiness or their lives to the frail
+bark of such a fond and dangerous delusion. A woman will seldom put an
+end to the adulation that supports her pride; but the Maid of Kirconnel,
+who had no pride to gratify, acted as many a single-hearted female has
+done and will do, who receives without a frown that her nature detests,
+but without a satisfaction that her honesty will not allow her to
+assume, the fond speeches of an old friend, couched in terms of an
+admiration which is only her due. The native sensibility of her soul
+shrank at the thought of first construing harshly her relative's
+professions of affection, and then telling him that he was not the
+individual who was qualified to win her heart. Yet, in justice to her,
+it requires to be stated, that she often communed with herself, in her
+solitary walks, on the necessity of checking her cousin's fond and
+unfortunate delusion, lest evil might come out of gentleness so nearly
+allied to good.</p>
+
+<p>This unfortunate connection between Blacket House and his fair cousin,
+fated as it was to continue, assumed daily a more critical aspect. The
+young man, overwhelmed by a passion that was daily and hourly fed by the
+contemplation of a beauty and qualities seldom before witnessed in a
+Scottish maiden, was not only intoxicated by the violence of his love,
+but satisfied that his cousin, in return loved him with an affection
+only more chastely expressed, though, of course, not less powerful than
+his own. Her parents, too, who had lent a fond and willing ear to his
+statements of their daughter's love for him, had made up their minds
+upon a point which presented all the appearances of being sealed and
+settled by her who had the greatest interest in its truth. She was
+always to be found by him in her solitary walks among Kirconnel woods.
+Their meetings were favoured by their parents; their walks were
+uninterrupted; the current of his passion flowed without check, and his
+expressions only varied in becoming more animated. The absence of a
+<i>harsh denial</i> filled the measure of a deluding, blending hope; and
+while the courses of their two minds were in directions entirely
+opposite&mdash;his along the rose-strewed valley of a requited affection;
+hers in a channel that led to objects too brilliant for his dull eye to
+scan, and too sublime for his unfledged fancy to reach&mdash;he conceived
+that a mutual sympathy of congenial feeling animated both their hearts.</p>
+
+<p>It was at this extraordinary state of the domestic affairs of Kirconnel
+that an extraneous cause gave a new current to the feelings of the young
+maiden, without having the effect of changing that of her lover, or of
+opening the eyes of her father and mother to the true fact, that she
+could not love the man they intended as her husband. A gallant,
+high-spirited youth, one of the Flemings of Kirkpatrick, had followed a
+doe up to within a very short space of Kirconnel House. The timid
+creature had taken to the water, and, springing on the opposite bank,
+fled past a bower in which Helen was at the time sitting reading "Sir
+Tristam," then in the hands of every young lady in Scotland and England.
+She started as the creature shot past her, and, putting her head timidly
+forward, to get a better view of the fleet inhabitant of the forest, saw
+before her, with cap in hand, bowing, in knightly guise, Adam Fleming of
+Kirkpatrick. Neither of the two had before seen the other; but the fame
+of the one's noble mien, high mind, and martial virtues, and of the
+other's incomparable beauty and elevation of sentiment, had reached
+reciprocally their willing ears.</p>
+
+<p>"That a Fleming of Kirkpatrick," said the youth, still bowing humbly,
+and smiling, "should have had the boldness to interpose the image of his
+worthless person between the fancy and the heaven of the meditations of
+fair Helen of Kirconnel, doth, by my sword, require an apology. Shall I
+be still bolder in asking a pardon?"</p>
+
+<p>The effect produced on Helen's mind by the noble figure of the youth,
+and the romantic and playful turn he had given to his intrusion, was
+quick and heartfelt. It was, besides, simultaneous with the memory of
+his spread fame; and in an instant her face was in a glow of mixed shame
+and confusion, the causes of which, perhaps, lay deeper than the
+influence of a mere feeling of surprise or interruption.</p>
+
+<p>"You have my full forgiveness, sir," she replied, while her face glowed
+deeper, in spite of her efforts to appear unaffected.</p>
+
+<p>Her soft musical voice fell on the ear of the youth; but his keen, dark
+eye was busy with the examination of charms with which his ear had been
+long familiar. The blush of a woman is a man's triumph; whatever may be
+its secret cause, the man will construe it favourably to himself, in the
+face of a denial of his power; and so far at least he has the right,
+that nature herself evidences in his favour, by an acknowledgment that
+he has touched the fountains of the heart. Fleming was not different
+from other men; and, though he might have been wrong in his construction
+of the secret moving impulse which called up the mantling adornment of
+beauty that was almost beyond the power of increase, he felt the full
+influence of the effect he thought he had produced, and, conceiving
+himself favourably received, laid in his heart the germs of an affection
+that was to govern his destiny. The forms of breeding, more punctilious
+in those days of chivalry than even now, forbade farther communication
+at that time, and, bowing gracefully as he drank up the rays of her
+blushing beauty, he bounded away after his dogs, that had kept their
+course in pursuit of the flying doe.</p>
+
+<p>This was the first time that ever Helen had seen a stranger huntsman
+cross Kirconnel Lee in pursuit of his game; but it was soon to appear
+that roes and does, when pursued by the gallant Fleming, seemed to think
+that in the recesses of Kirconnel they might find that safety which was
+denied them in other coverts; at least it became certain that more of
+that kind of game fled before the hunter over Kirconnel Lee, after the
+meeting we have described, than ever were seen before by man or maiden.
+Meanwhile the image of the noble youth, with his clear, intelligent eye,
+his rising and expanded forehead, from which his black hair was shaded
+to a side, and mixed with the long flowing locks that reached down to
+his shoulders; his intellectual expression of countenance, where beauty
+sat enshrined among the virtues, his breeding, his modesty, his voice
+and general bearing&mdash;were all busy with the fancy of the Maid of
+Kirconnel. Nature's talisman had been applied, and the charm had wrought
+in its highest and most mysterious power. Nor less had been the effect
+of that first meeting on the mind of the youthful heir of Kirkpatrick.
+They loved; and the does which afterwards brushed over Kirconnel Lee
+were only the scouts of the hunting lover, who, while he could not help
+the choice of the flying wilding in taking that direction, could not, of
+a consequence, avoid a repeated <i>intrusion</i> on the wood-bower privacy of
+her who longed to see him with a heart that palpitated at his coming as
+strongly as did that of the flying deer. The rules of breeding direct
+all their force against a first interview; against a second, though
+brought about in the same way as the first, they have no efficacy; and
+love, which defies the whole code, soon reconciled differences which he
+despised. A few meetings revealed to each other the fact&mdash;which, somehow
+or other, is discovered by nobody but lovers&mdash;that one person has been
+intended from the beginning of the world to be formed for another. The
+heir of Kirkpatrick and the Maid of Kirconnel exhibited to each other
+such a similarity of thought, feeling, and sentiment, that love seemed
+to have nothing more to do than to tie those threads which nature had
+not only spun, but hung forth with a predisposed reciprocity of
+communication. The discovery that their thoughts had taken the same
+range, and reached an equal altitude of elevation, carried with it that
+pleasant surprise that is always favourable to the progress of the
+tender passion; and the delight of a new-born sympathy in sentiments
+that had long gratified only the heart in which they were conceived, but
+which now were seen glowing in the eyes of another, was only another
+form of that passion itself.</p>
+
+<p>Though Helen had seen many indications that might have satisfied her (if
+her mind had been directed to the subject) that her father and mother
+were bent upon a match between her cousin of Blacket House and her, she
+had never, either from a want of courage or steady serious thought on
+the subject, put it to herself what was her precise predicament or
+condition, on the supposition of such circumstance being in itself true
+and irremediable. She had hitherto had no great need for secresy,
+because she did not love another; and her father, mother, and lover,
+having taken it for granted that she was favourable to her cousin's
+suit, nothing of a definite nature had ever transpired to call for a
+demonstration on her part, as an alternative of dishonesty and
+double-dealing. Her situation was now changed. She now loved, and loved
+ardently, another; and the necessity she felt of meeting the heir of
+Kirkpatrick in secret, brought out in full relief her inmost sense of
+what were the views and purposes of her father and mother, and all the
+responsibility of her negative conduct, as regarded the suit of him she
+could never love. But, strange as it may seem, if she felt a difficulty
+in correcting her cousin and disobeying her parents before the accession
+of her love, she felt that difficulty rise to an impossibility after
+that important event of her life. She trembled at the thought of her
+love being crossed: one word of her rejection of the suit of her cousin
+would reach the ears of her parents; dissension would be thrown into the
+temple of peace; her love would be discovered; her lover, a man famous
+in arms, and an aider of the Johnstones, the opponents of Blacket House,
+traced, rejected, and banished: and her heart finally torn and broken by
+the antagonist powers of love and duty. She felt her own weakness, and
+trembled at it, without coming to a resolution to make a disclosure;
+while her overwhelming love carried her, on the moonlight nights, over
+Kirconnel Lee, to meet her faithful Heir of Kirkpatrick in the romantic
+burying-ground already described. This extraordinary place was that
+fixed upon by the lovers for their night meetings; for in any other part
+of the domains of Kirconnel they could not have escaped the eye of
+Blacket House; who, though he had no suspicion of a rival, was so often
+in search of the object of his engrossing passion, that she seldom went
+out without being observed by the ever-waking and vigilant surveillance
+of love.</p>
+
+<p>Many times already had Helen waited till her unconscious parents retired
+to the rest of the aged, and the moon threw her sheet of silver over
+Kirconnel Lee, and, wrapped up in a night-cloak, slipped out at the
+wicker-gate of the west enclosure, to seek, under the shades of the
+oaks, Death's Mailing, the appointed trysting-place of the ardent
+lovers. Again she was to see her beloved Heir of Kirkpatrick, and at
+last she had resolved to break to him the painful position in which she
+was placed by the still existing belief of her parents and Blacket
+House, that she was to be his wedded wife. On this occasion, she sat
+wistfully looking out at her chamber window. Her father and mother had
+retired to their couch. Everything was quiet, the wind stilled, and the
+mighty oaks whispered not the faintest sigh to disturb the sensitive ear
+of night. The moon was already up, and she was on the eve of wrapping
+her cloak round her, and creeping forth into the forest shade, when she
+observed the long shadow of a man extending many yards upon the shining
+grass of the green lee. The figure of the individual she could not see;
+for a projection of the building, sufficient to conceal him, but not to
+prevent his shadow from being revealed, interrupted her vision. She
+hesitated and trembled. If the shadow had moved and disappeared, she
+could have accounted for it, by supposing that some of the domestics had
+not yet retired to bed; but why should a man stand alone and stationary
+at that hour, in that place, in that position? Her fears ran all upon
+Blacket House, who was never happy but when in her presence or near her
+person; and who had been, on a former occasion, reported by the servants
+to have lain and slept under her window for an entire night, and never
+left his position till the morning sun exposed the doting lover to the
+wondering eyes of the domestics, who had never yet felt a love that kept
+them awake for more than a dreamy hour at cockcrow. As she gazed and
+hesitated, her hour was passing, and her lover would be among the
+grave-stones, waiting for her. Her anxiety grew intense; she feared to
+go, but shook at the thoughts of disappointing <i>him</i>; never dreaming (so
+whispered love) of herself. The figure still stood as stationary as a
+grave-stone, while her soul was agitated like the restless spirit that
+hovers over it, sighing for the hour of departure to the regions of
+ether. She could bear no longer; the projection which concealed him
+would conceal her; she plied the furtive steps of love; and crossing,
+like a fairy on the moonlit green knowe, the rising lawn, was forth
+among the towering oaks in as little time as the shadow of a passing
+cloud would have taken to trail its dingy traces over the shining lee.</p>
+
+<p>In a short time she arrived at the churchyard, and saw, through the
+interstices of the surrounding trees, the Heir of Kirkpatrick sitting on
+a green tumulus, the grave of one who had perhaps loved as they now
+loved, waiting for her who was beyond the trysting-hour. In a moment
+longer she was in his arms, and the stillness of the dead was invaded by
+the stifled sighs, the burning whispers, the rustling pressure of
+ardent, impatient lovers. The rising graves, and the mossy tomb-stones,
+and the white scattered bones that had escaped the sexton's eye, and
+glittered in the moonbeams, were equally neglected and overlooked; and
+no fear of fairy, ghost, or gnome, or gowl, entered where Love left no
+room but for his own engrossing sacrifices. The simple monument of love
+of "Mary of the Le'," that rose by their side, had often brought the
+tears to Helen's eyes; but Mary of the Lee was now forgotten. "There is
+a time and a place for all things" but love, whose rule is general over
+the flowery lee and the green grave, the mid-day hour and the dreary
+key-stone of night's black arch.</p>
+
+<p>"What kept ye, sweet Helen, love?" whispered Kirkpatrick in her ear, as
+she lay entranced in love's dream on his bosom.</p>
+
+<p>"By that question, good Adam," answered she, according to the mode of
+familiar address of her day, "there hangs a secret that oppresses your
+Helen, and drinks up all the joys of our affection."</p>
+
+<p>"Speak it forth, my gentle Helen," said Fleming. "What is it? The
+secresy of our meeting? I have been meditating a resolution to address
+your father, and this will confirm me. He can have no objections to my
+suit, save that I am a friend of the Johnstones, and an open warrior;
+while your cousin, whom you rejected before you saw me, is a concealed
+mosstrooper, and a secret manslayer."</p>
+
+<p>"There, there," muttered Helen, with trembling emotion&mdash;"there, Adam,
+you have hit the bleeding part of my heart. I did not say to you that I
+had rejected Blacket House before I saw you; but you were entitled to
+make that supposition, because I told you that I never received his
+love; but, alas! Adam, there is a distinction there; and, small as it
+may seem, its effects may be great upon the fortunes and happiness of
+your Helen. It is true I have never received his love; but it is equally
+true that his love, having overgrown the thought of a possibility of
+rejection, has overlooked my negative indications, and put down my
+silence for consent. Yes, Adam, yes&mdash;even now Blacket House thinks I
+love him; and, oh! the full responsibility of my apathy rises before me
+like a threatening giant; my father and my mother have, I fear, taken
+for granted that I am to become the wedded wife of my cousin."</p>
+
+<p>"Helen, this does indeed surprise me," replied Kirkpatrick, thoughtfully
+and sorrowfully. "I thought I had a sufficient objection to overcome on
+the part of your father, when I had to conquer the prejudices of
+clanship, and soothe his fears of my ardent spirit for the foray. But
+this changes all, and my difficulties are increased from the height of
+Kirconnel Lee to the towering Criffel." And he sat silent for a time,
+and mused thoughtfully. "But why, my love," he continued, "have you
+allowed this dangerous delusion to rest so long undisturbed, till it has
+become a conviction that may only be removed with danger to us all?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ask me not, Adam," replied she, with a full heart, "what I cannot
+explain. While the tongue of Blacket House's friendship was changing to
+love, I, whose thoughts were otherwise directed, perceived not the
+change; and when the truth appeared to me, my love for my father and
+mother, against the placid stream of whose life I have ever trembled to
+throw the smallest pebble of a daughter's disobedience, prevented me,
+day by day, from making the avowal that I could not love their choice.
+The difficulty increased with the hour; and, ah! my love for you crowned
+it at last with impossibility."</p>
+
+<p>"That should rather have removed the difficulty," answered he. "Explain,
+sweet Helen. You are dealing in shadowy parables."</p>
+
+<p>"Think you so, Adam?" said she, sighing. "Ah, then, is man's love
+different from woman's? The one can look an obstacle in the face; the
+other turns from it with terror, and flees. See you not that, by telling
+my parents I could not love my cousin, I would have been conjuring up a
+bad angel to cross, with his black wing, the secret but sweet path of
+our affection. The very possibility of being separated from you&mdash;too
+dear, Adam, as you are to this beating heart&mdash;made me tremble at the
+articulation of that charmed word which contains all my happiness on
+earth. You have stolen my heart from my father and mother, my sweet
+woods and bowers, my bright moon and Kirtle; and think you what it would
+be for me to lose him in whom all is centred!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! Helen, Helen, this is unlike the majesty of that mind that roved
+the blue fields of the heavens, and searched the hidden springs of the
+love that reigns through all created things. That such thoughts should
+be allied to that weakness which increases inevitable danger by flying
+from it, I could not have supposed to be exemplified by my Maid of
+Kirconnel. Yet is that trembling fear not a greater proof of my Helen's
+love than an outspoken rejection of twenty rival suitors? It is&mdash;I feel
+it is; and who will chide a fault of earth that hangs by a virtue of
+heaven? Dear, devoted, cherished object of my first passion, what has
+the simple heir of Kirkpatrick to give in exchange for the devotion of
+such a being?"</p>
+
+<p>And the impassioned youth pressed her closer and closer to his breast,
+while he spread over her shoulders the falling cloak, to shield her from
+the autumn dews.</p>
+
+<p>They sat for some time silent&mdash;the difficulty of their situation being
+for a brief period forgotten and lost in the tumult of the rising
+feelings of a strong mutual passion.</p>
+
+<p>"But this must not be allowed to continue," again said Kirkpatrick. "It
+is <i>necessary</i>, Helen, that you do this duty to yourself, to your
+cousin, your parents, and to me. Call up the necessary fortitude, my
+love. Tell your mother that you cannot love Blacket House. I know the
+pain it will produce to you and to them; but, alas! there are many
+positions in this world where we can only get to the object of our
+desires through painful means. Pain is, indeed, the price of most of our
+pleasures; and, when we do not pay that price, we become bankrupt in our
+best feelings, and die wretched. When the path is free, I shall come
+forward and claim my Helen in the face of the world. Will you, will you,
+love?"</p>
+
+<p>And he bent his head, and repeated the question in soft tones beneath
+the cloak that covered her head; while she, in muffled accents,
+replied&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I will, I will, Adam, though I should die with the last word of the
+declaration."</p>
+
+<p>A heavy groan at this moment fell upon their ear. Adam started hastily
+up; and Helen, roused from her love's dream, stood petrified with fear.
+They looked around them in every direction; but the proximity of the
+place where they had been sitting to the edge of the wood, rendered it
+easy for an intruder to overhear their discourse, and to escape among
+the trees in an instant. Helen's fears again fell on Blacket House, and
+she whimpered to Adam what she had observed previous to her leaving the
+house. He conceived them to be well founded; and, as the thought of the
+man who could kill his enemies in disguise, and deny the deed, flashed
+upon his mind, he felt for his sword, and then smiled at the precipitude
+of his defensive precaution. It was necessary, however, that Helen
+should now hurry home; and, surmounting the turf-dyke of the
+burying-ground, they, with rapid steps, made for Kirconnel House, at a
+little distance from which they parted, with a close embrace. Helen
+stood for a moment, and looked after her lover; then, wrapping her cloak
+about her head, she moved quickly round the edge of the enclosed lawn,
+and was on the eve of running forward to the wicket, when Blacket House
+stood before her. He looked for a moment sternly at her, spoke not a
+word, and then dashed away into the wood. Terrified still more, Helen
+hurried away, and got into the house and her own chamber before the full
+extent of her danger opened, with all its probable consequences, upon
+her mind. Having undressed herself, she retired to her couch, and
+meditated on the extraordinary position in which she was now placed. She
+had now been discovered by her cousin, who, no doubt, knew well that she
+had that night had a secret meeting with Kirkpatrick&mdash;a partisan of his
+antagonists, the Johnstones. The discovery of a rival had come on him
+with the discovery of a delusion under which he had sighed, and dreamed,
+and hoped for years. It was probable, nay, certain, then, that the
+communication she intended to make to her father and mother, that she
+could not love Blacket House, would be received along with the
+elucidating commentary, that the lover now despised had discovered her
+love intercourse with the heir of Kirkpatrick. She would, therefore, get
+no credit for her statement that she never loved her cousin; but would
+be set down as a breaker of pledges, and one who traitorously amused
+herself with the broken hopes of her unfortunate lovers. Whether she
+made the communication or not, it would be made by Blacket House, whose
+fear of losing the object of his affections, or his revenge&mdash;whichever
+of the two moved him&mdash;would force him to the immediate disclosure. The
+serenity of the domestic peace and happiness of Kirconnel House would be
+clouded for the first time, and that by the disobedience of one who had
+heretofore been held to contribute, in no small degree, to that which
+she was to be the means of destroying, perhaps for ever. The contrast
+between the confidence, the hope, and the affection with which she had
+been, by her parents, contemplated, and fondly cherished, during all the
+bygone part of her life, and the new-discovered treachery into which her
+secret love for a stranger would be construed, was a thought she could
+scarcely bear. These and a thousand other things passed through her
+thoughts with a rapidity which did not lessen the burning pain of their
+impress upon her mind; and the repetition of a thousand reflections,
+fears, and hopes, produced in the end a confusion that terrified sleep
+from her pillow, and consigned her to the powers of anguish for the
+remainder of the night and morning.</p>
+
+<p>She rose with a burning cheek and a high-fluttering pulse, produced by
+the fever of mind under which she still laboured. She opened the
+casement to let in the cool breeze of morning to brace her nerves, and
+enable her to stand an interview with her father and mother, who might
+already (for Blacket House was at Kirconnel at all hours) be in
+possession of the secret of what they conceived to be their once-loved
+Helen's disobedience and treachery. Her own communication, which she had
+pledged herself to Kirkpatrick to make, was now invested with treble
+terrors; and though she knew that her safety and happiness depended upon
+an open declaration, she felt herself totally unable to make it.
+Trembling and irresolute, she approached the parlour where her father
+and mother, along with herself, were in the habit of taking their
+morning meal. They were there; and there was another there&mdash;it was her
+cousin. He looked at her as she entered, with a calm, but mysterious
+eye, which fluttered her nerves again, and forced her to stand for a
+moment in the middle of the apartment, irresolute whether to go forward
+or retreat. She fearfully threw her eye over the faces of her parents.
+There was no change there; the ordinary placidity of their wonted
+manner, and the kindly love-greeting borne in their mellow voices,
+startled her&mdash;so strong had been her conviction that all was disclosed.
+Her parents were destitute of guile; and an instant's thought satisfied
+her that they were still in their ignorance of the secret. But Blacket
+House continued his dark gaze in silence; and even this&mdash;a decided
+alteration in his manner&mdash;was unnoticed by the unsuspecting couple, who
+threw their fond eyes on their loving daughter as their only remaining
+pride and solace. What meant this? The new turn taken by the stream of
+her difficulty and danger surprised and confused her; but, calming by
+the influence of her parents' kindness, she sat down and went through
+the forms of the morning meal, without exhibiting a discomposure that
+might attract the notice of these loving beings, who searched her face
+only for the indications of health and the beams of her pleasure. Her
+comparative composure enabled her to collect her ideas; and she thought
+she now discovered a reason for this seeming forbearance or discretion
+of Blacket House&mdash;a man little formed for these, or any other virtues:
+he intended to <i>sell</i> his knowledge at the price of a hand that never
+could be his, but by this or some other means of compulsion. The moment
+this thought&mdash;and, under all the circumstances, it was a reasonable
+one&mdash;entered her mind, she trembled at the power of the dark-eyed,
+silent being who sat there, and gazed upon her in revengeful triumph.
+For relief, she turned her eyes to her parents; yet she saw there the
+smile that approved his suit, and the confidence that would believe his
+declaration. Her own Kirkpatrick was absent; and she dared not meet him
+to receive the assistance of his advice, to enable her to support
+herself under her trial, or devise a plan suited to the changed
+circumstances for her relief. She hurried over her meal, and hastened
+again to her apartment, to confirm herself in the opinion she had formed
+of Blacket House's intentions. Every thought tended to add to her
+conviction that she was correct, and told her that he never would
+succeed in his scheme. He would now, for certain, endeavour to see her
+alone, and lay before her the danger into which she had plunged herself,
+and the bargain by which she would be relieved from it. But she would
+defeat him; she would renounce her walks in the woods, desert, for a
+time, her bowers, and bid adieu to her silver Kirtle. She would keep her
+apartment under a pretence of slight indisposition&mdash;far from an
+untruth&mdash;and, in the meantime, try to devise some mode of relief from
+her painful situation.</p>
+
+<p>But the solicitude of her parents interfered, in some degree, with these
+plans. They discovered that she was not so ill as to be unable to seek
+what might do her service&mdash;her former walks and amusements around
+Kirconnel Lee; and thus was she obliged to yield to kindness; yet she
+contrived to have her parents near her, so as to deprive Blacket House
+of an opportunity of communicating to her his imputed plan of enforcing
+his suit. As yet, his silence had been continued: her parents were still
+in ignorance; and it was only (so she argued) because he had not
+hitherto found her alone, that his dreaded communication had not as yet
+been made. On the occasion of her first walk, however, she, by some
+untoward chance, was left in one of the arbours alone, and the
+opportunity (the first that had occurred) was seized by him&mdash;Blacket
+House was again before her, and all her fears were in a moment roused.
+Their eyes met with an intelligence they had never before possessed.
+Every passing thought seemed to be mutually read, while a few words of
+ordinary import seemed to be only as a preparation to his expected
+statement. Helen did not dare to leave him; she feared to rouse his
+anger, and yet she wanted courage to reply with ordinary pertinence to
+his remarks. His eye was constantly fixed on her, and the few words he
+uttered came with difficulty and pain; yet was there not the slightest
+allusion to the secret he undoubtedly held locked up in his breast. Was
+he not to bring forward his threat of exposing her, as a wrenching
+instrument, to force from her a consent that he was satisfied would
+never be given voluntarily? There was no indication of any such issue.
+What could be the true meaning of this dark-minded man's conduct? Again
+he had disappointed her fearful anticipations. He had not told her
+parents; he was not to tell herself. What then was he to do? She could
+not answer her self-put question; and her surprise when he parted from
+her, after a short conversation, conducted with difficulty, with his
+secret unapproached, and the mysterious stare of his illegible eye, was
+not less than her terror of the anticipated issue when she first
+encountered him.</p>
+
+<p>This new extraordinary element in the subject of her meditations and
+fears disarranged all her ideas, and sent her thoughts in new channels
+for a discovery of what might be the secret plans of her cousin. She
+sighed for an interview with her lover; but that, she was satisfied,
+would be attended with great danger; and thus reduced to her own
+resources, she passed the night following her meeting with Blacket House
+in still increasing pain and difficulty. In the morning she was visited
+in her own chamber by her mother, who appeared, from the serious aspect
+of her countenance, to have something of great importance to
+communicate.</p>
+
+<p>"Helen," began the good matron, "though your father and I have seldom
+broached the subject of love and marriage in your presence, we have,
+with heartfelt satisfaction, observed and understood that the man who
+alone has our consent to win your virgin heart is your own choice. Your
+wooing has lasted so long, that the very birds in the woods are familiar
+with your persons and converse; and surely this is not to last always.
+You are twenty years old, my dear Helen, at the next Beltane, the first
+of May; and I know that it is Blacket House's wish that your happiness
+may be crowned by a union within as short a period as we will agree to
+fix. I have broken the matter to you, my love; and as I am well
+acquainted with the fluttering of Love's wings when Hymen enters the
+bower, I will not urge you to fix a day at present, but leave you to the
+pleasant meditations my communication cannot but call forth. I shall
+send your breakfast to your bedroom this morning, my love; but I hope we
+may walk in the afternoon. Say nothing, Helen. Adieu! adieu!"</p>
+
+<p>And the mother left the room rapidly, as if to avoid noticing the
+blushes of the supposed happy damsel. Helen heard the words uttered, as
+one may be supposed to feel the syllables of a condemnation falling upon
+the heart. It was well that her mother departed so rapidly, for the
+agitation the kind parent attributed to joy, was but the prelude to a
+faint, which retained her cold and straggling in its relentless arms for
+a considerable period. The first indications of consciousness were, if
+possible, more terrible than the last thoughts that frightened it away.
+For a long period she sat upon the couch where she had heard the
+dreadful intelligence, and, passing her hand over her brow, tried to
+collect her energies, so as to be able to contemplate the full extent of
+her evil. She thought she could now see some connection between the
+announcement made by her mother and the extraordinary and mysterious
+conduct of Blacket House, though she was satisfied that neither of her
+parents possessed any knowledge of her intercourse with Kirkpatrick. The
+scheme of the early marriage might originate in the fears of her cousin,
+while his secresy was only still maintained till he found that she would
+not yield to her parents' authority; when would be the time for using
+his threat of disclosure to Helen, to compel her consent. All this
+reasoning seemed founded in existing circumstances and appearances; but
+so confused were her thoughts, and so painful every effort of her mind
+to acquire clearer views, that she felt inclined to renounce reasoning
+on a subject that seemed at every turn to defeat all her efforts to come
+to the real truth. Her misery was at least certain; for now, while the
+absolute necessity of a disclosure of her secret love became more
+peremptory and inevitable, the circumstances under which it would be
+made were such as would add to the unhappiness of her parents, and to
+the apparent deceit and treachery of her own nature, which was,
+notwithstanding, incapable of guile.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, the effects of so much mental anguish, acting upon a tender
+frame, became soon apparent in her pale countenance and swollen eyes.
+She would not leave her apartment; and when her mother again visited
+her, she saw a change on her daughter very different from that which
+accompanies the character of a bride in prospective. The circumstance
+surprised the old lady; but still so satisfied was she that there could
+exist no objection to a lover whom she had (as was thought) cherished
+for years, that it never occurred to her that the change in her daughter
+was attributable to the announcement she had made to her; while Helen
+herself, oppressed with the secret which she struggled (as yet in vain)
+to divulge, shunned a subject which she found herself unable to treat in
+such a way as would insure to her relief from her sorrow. Every effort
+was made to get her out into the woods, where her former scenes might
+enliven her mind, and bring back her wonted spirits, which, chiming the
+musical bells of youth's happy glee, used to charm the age-stricken
+hearts of her parents. But these scenes had lost their power over her.
+The secrets Blacket House had to divulge still lay like an unholy spirit
+upon her heart, killed its energies, and rendered her miserable. She
+expected the additional sorrow of his society in these forced walks, and
+her grief was mixed with surprise at his absence. He was often at the
+house, but he avoided her. She even saw him turn into a by-path, to get
+out of the way in which she walked&mdash;a circumstance as inexplicable as
+any of the prior difficulties with which the whole affair was beset on
+every side. She continued her meditations, called up repeated energies
+to nerve her for her disclosure, and, with many a sigh, felt them die
+away, and the tongue cleave to her mouth, as the unavailing effort shook
+her frame.</p>
+
+<p>She had been in the habit of meeting Kirkpatrick at regular intervals;
+but two of the stated periods had passed without an interview. The third
+was approaching; and she trembled as the necessity of throwing herself
+on his bosom, and seeking counsel in her difficulty, appeared to her in
+such a form as to shake her resolution not to encounter another
+night-meeting with her cousin. On the morning of that evening when she
+must repair to the burying-ground, or lose the chance of meeting
+Kirkpatrick for a considerable time, it was announced to her parents, in
+her presence, at the table of the morning meal, that Blacket House had,
+on the previous day, gone on a visit to a relation in a very distant
+part of the country, and that he would not return for eight days. She
+heard it, and her eyes were involuntarily turned up to heaven, in
+thanksgiving for the opportunity she now enjoyed of sobbing out her
+sorrows on the bosom of her Kirkpatrick, and getting good counsel in her
+distress. She said nothing when the announcement was made, and heard,
+without heeding, the remarks of her parents. Her thoughts were in
+Death's Mailing, and the pallid hue of her cheek gave place for a moment
+to the flush that followed the fancied touch of his lips, and the
+pressure that brought her nearer to the bosom where lay all the relief
+she now had in this world. She sought more freely than she had done for
+some time her old retreats, and again the song of the merle had some
+music for her ear&mdash;so ready is the oppressed soul to seek its accustomed
+pleasures, that it will clutch them in the interval of a suspended
+grief, though sure to return. Her cousin was gone for a time; he could
+not cross in these paths of the wood; and, oh happy thought! she would
+lie on the bosom of her Kirkpatrick, and breathe forth, uninterrupted,
+love's sweet tale, rendered sweeter and dearer by the grief with which
+it was shaded.</p>
+
+<p>The evening fell that night beautiful and serene. No vapour clouded the
+"silver sheen," and no breath of wind rustled a leaf on the trees.</p>
+
+<p>"Hail to ye, bright queen!" ejaculated Helen, as she folded her mantle
+round her, and was on the eve of seeking the wood; "once more light me
+to my lover, if, after this meeting, you should for ever hide your face
+among the curtains of heaven."</p>
+
+<p>And, breathing quick with the rising expectation of being enclosed in
+his arms, she issued from the house, and sought the well-known loaning
+that led to the burying-ground. Her grief had sunk for a time amidst the
+swelling impulses of her passion; and it was not till she had been
+pressed to his bosom, her brow kissed by his burning lips, and
+deep-drawn sighs exhausted the ardour of a first embrace after so long a
+separation, that one single thought of the cruelty of her situation
+arose in her mind. They sat on the tumulus where they had sat often
+before. The gravestones around them lay serene in a flood of moonlight;
+the soft "buller" of the wimpling Kirtle was all that disturbed the
+silence of the night; calmly there reposed the dead of many generations;
+if their lives were ended, their griefs, too, were past; and Mary of the
+Le', whose grey monument reflected clearly the moon's light, was free
+from the anguish which, in struggling sighs, came from the bosom of her
+who was <i>yet</i> above the green mound. Helen told her lover all the
+extraordinary circumstances of her situation. She wept at every turn of
+a new difficulty, and Adam's eyes were also suffused with tears; he
+pressed her again to his breast, and bade her be of better heart, for
+that better days were coming on the wings of time.</p>
+
+<p>"I confess," he said, "my dear love, that I am unable to understand the
+conduct of that dark-minded man; but what can he do, if my Helen should
+yet redeem her error, and make this necessary disclosure? That is alone
+the cure of our pain. Oh, Helen! what a load of evil might have been
+averted from our heads by the exercise of a little self-command!"</p>
+
+<p>"I see it, I feel it," replied she; "but there are powers higher than
+the resolves of mortals. I have struggled with myself till the blood was
+sent back in my veins, and frightened nature saved the powerless victim
+of grief by the mantle of unconsciousness. What, Adam, shall I do? I
+feel I am unequal to the task of speaking a daughter's rebellion and a
+traitor's resolution."</p>
+
+<p>"When everything is explained, Helen," replied the other, "the treachery
+disappears, and a father and mother's love will not die under the
+passing cloud of a little anger. Think of our bliss, love! Did hope
+never bring courage to your tongue, Helen? Ah, what would that bright
+goddess make Adam Fleming dare!"</p>
+
+<p>"And what," said she, "would Helen Bell not dare for the love she bears
+to her Adam, if that sacred feeling of a daughter's duty were overcome?
+But it must be. I shall fall upon my mother's neck, and weep out with
+burning tears of repentance a daughter's contrition. I will appeal to
+the heart of a mother and a woman. I will conjure up her own first love,
+move again the spring of her earliest affection, and feign to her my
+father lost, and her heart wrecked. Ay, Adam, hope&mdash;the hope of the
+possession of you&mdash;will accomplish all this. Helen has said it, and the
+issue will prove."</p>
+
+<p>This burst of generous resolution produced a flood of tears. She crept
+closer to him, and the throbs of her heart were heard in the silence
+which reigned among the graves. A rustling sound among the trees roused
+her; she lifted her head, and fixed her eyes on a part of the wood on
+the other side of the Kirtle. For a moment she watched some movements
+not noticed by her lover. They rose, and Adam stood aside to get a
+better view of the interruption. In an instant she clung to his bosom; a
+loud shot reverberated through the wood; Helen fell dead&mdash;the ball
+destined for Kirkpatrick having been received by the devoted maiden, who
+saw the hand uplifted that was to do the deed of blood. Neither scream
+nor audible sigh came from her; one spring when the ball entered the
+heart&mdash;and death!</p>
+
+<p>Kirkpatrick saw at once death and the cause of it, and in an instant he
+gave pursuit. Springing with a bound over the Kirtle, he seized Blacket
+House in the act of flight. The murderer turned, sword in hand, and a
+battle was fought in the wood, such as never was witnessed in the heat
+of the contest of armies. Had his opponent had twenty lives, the fury of
+Kirkpatrick would have been unsatiated by them all. His spirit was
+roused to that of a demon; a supernatural strength nerved his arm; he
+despised life and all its blessings; the world had in an instant lost
+for him any charms, but as the place where lived that one man whose
+blood was to glut his vengeance. His sword found the heart of Blacket
+House, and twenty wounds verified the ballad:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"I lighted down my sword to draw&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">I hacked him in pieces sma'&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">I hacked him in pieces sma',</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">For her sake that died for me."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>He returned to the burying-ground. His Helen's body was as cold as that
+of those who lay beneath.</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"O Helen fair beyond compare,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">I'll mak a garland of thy hair,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Shall bind my heart for evermair</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Until the day I dee."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Such is the story of Helen Bell, a subject that has employed the pen of
+many a poet, and brought tears to the eyes of millions. We sometimes,
+according to our privilege, amuse our readers with pure unadulterated
+fiction. Would that our task had been such on this occasion!&mdash;for we
+prefer the sorrow which fancy, imitating truth, rouses in the heart, to
+the depressing power of "owre true a tale." We may add, that the Maid of
+Kirconnel is more frequently called Helen Irving than Helen Bell, in
+consequence of some doubt as to whether her mother was not really one of
+the Bells, and her father an Irving. After giving the matter all due
+consideration, and searching several authorities, we are satisfied that
+the truth is as we have related it. Our very ingenious friend, Professor
+Gillespie, in a section of the "Gleanings of the Covenant," says that
+the beautiful ballad, some of the lines of which we have quoted, was
+written on "Helen Palmer." We must have his authority.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="3">TOM DUNCAN'S YARN.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">William Duncan had lived nearly thirty years in the service of a landed
+proprietor in Dumfries-shire; where his honest, upright, trustworthy
+character had gained him the esteem and respect of his employer; and he
+was looked upon more in the light of a humble friend, than of a hired
+menial. Nearly five-and-twenty years had elapsed since his marriage to
+Janet, who had long before been his "neebor" servant. Their family
+consisted of two children, a son and daughter; the latter of whom had
+been, at the time our story commences, for some time married to a
+farm-servant, and was living in a cottage closely adjoining her
+father's. The son had been sent, when about seventeen years of age, with
+cattle to Annan, and had there made acquaintance with some seafaring
+men, whose stories of the wonders of other lands had excited his
+curiosity, and awakened an irrepressible longing to witness the strange
+sights he had heard of. It was in vain that his father and mother strove
+to divert his thoughts into another channel&mdash;"he <i>would</i> be a sailor;"
+and they at last wisely consented to what they could not prevent. About
+two years after his departure, Willie's good old master died; having
+left his faithful servant a small annuity, sufficient to make his old
+age comfortable&mdash;for he was now almost superannuated. The old gentleman
+had died childless, leaving his estate to a distant relative; and his
+successor, knowing the estimation in which Willie had been held by his
+late master, allowed him to live rent-free in one of the cottages on the
+estate, and treated him, on all occasions, with great consideration and
+kindness. There was but one thing wanting to make the old couple happy:
+their simple appetites were easily satisfied; they had enough and to
+spare, without the toil of labour; but their son, their only son, was a
+wanderer, and years had passed since they had received any intelligence
+of him, and then they had only been informed that he had gone to some
+foreign station. "Oh, could we but see him ance mair afore we dee!" was
+often their exclamation.</p>
+
+<p>One stormy night in October, the old couple were startled by a loud rap
+at the door.</p>
+
+<p>"Preserve us!" said Janet, in great alarm, "what's that? Wha can that be
+chappin at the door on sic a nicht as this? Maybe it's some puir seekin
+body, wantin shelter frae the blast. Up, Willie, man, an' ask wha it
+is."</p>
+
+<p>"It's me, faither&mdash;it's Betty," replied the voice of the daughter, in
+answer to her father's queries; "let me in."</p>
+
+<p>"What's brocht ye oot, woman," said Willie, "in sic a clash o' rain as
+this?"</p>
+
+<p>"There's a puir sailor lad come to oor hoose," replied she, "an' he
+wants something to eat an' drink, an' we haena a bite o' cake left: hae
+ye ony to spare? An', what think ye, faither? he kens oor Tam weel, an'
+says he saw him no tha' lang syne."</p>
+
+<p>"Kens oor Tam!" said the old man; "what for did ye no bring him wi' ye?
+Gie's doon my plaid; I'll gang an' speak to him mysel."</p>
+
+<p>"Na, na, faither; ye maunna cross the door while it's pourin this gate.
+I'll fetch him when he's had his supper. I'd hae brocht him afore, but I
+thocht maybe he micht be makin ye believe oor Tam was comin hame, or
+some sic clavers, an' ye wad be wearyin to see him, an' maybe no see him
+after a'."</p>
+
+<p>"An' what for micht he no be comin hame?" said Willie. "It's time he
+war, I think, if he wishes to find the auld folk to the fore."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, but, faither, suppose he war to tell ye that he had seen oor Tam
+twa or three days syne, an' that ye micht expeck to see him hame sune?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mercy, lass! what's the matter wi' ye, wi' yer maybes an' yer supposes?
+What gars ye gang swaggerin up an' doon that gait, lookin as ye were
+demented? There's something pleasin ye by common. If 'twar Tam himsel,
+ye couldna be mair uplifted."</p>
+
+<p>"An' guid richt hae I to be uplifted, mither, if ye kent a'."</p>
+
+<p>"Eh, it's Tam himsel!" almost screamed the old woman; "where is he? Let
+me see my bairn."</p>
+
+<p>"Here's all that's left of him, mother," said a fine, stout-looking
+sailor; who, unable any longer to restrain his impatience, stumped in on
+a wooden leg just as Janet was speaking.</p>
+
+<p>"My bairn! my bairn!" sobbed the old woman, throwing her arms round him;
+"mony a lang day hae I prayed to see ye ance mair; an' noo that I hae
+ye, oh, do I see ye a puir cripple!"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, that's nothing, mother; nothing but the fortune of war. If I'd lost
+my head instead of my leg, mother, I wouldn't have been here to tell my
+own story."</p>
+
+<p>"That's Gude's truth; an' great reason hae we to be thankfu it's nae
+waur. But, oh! it's a sair dispensation."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, old boy! how are you?" said Tom, shaking his father heartily by the
+hand; "all alive and hearty&mdash;eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"Weel aneugh, weel aneugh, Tam; just choppin on; but richt glad am I to
+see ye again, my son. But, Tam, that wasna the gate ye wad hae spoken to
+yer auld faither afore ye gaed frae hame."</p>
+
+<p>"My manner of speaking may be changed, father," replied the young man,
+respectfully; "but there's no change in my heart&mdash;that's true-blue
+still; and it'll be long before I can clear off my reckoning with you
+for all your kindness to me. No, no, father, my <i>heart's</i> in the right
+place still."</p>
+
+<p>"Weel, my man, I hope sae. Sit doon an' tell us a' that's happened ye
+sin' we last heard frae ye. But wait a wee. Janet, seek oot the best
+that's in the hoose for the puir fallow; an', whan he's had a guid
+supper, he'll be in better fettle for giein us his cracks."</p>
+
+<p>"Tak aff yer jacket, my bonny man," said his mother; "an' hing it up
+afore the fire, an' draw in till't yersel. Willie, I'm thinkin there's
+something in the bottle. I'll put on the kettle, an' we'll gie the lad
+something he'll be nane the waur o'."</p>
+
+<p>After the sailor had done his devoirs at the supper-table, the whole
+party drew round the fire, and the old man, lighting his "cutty," said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Noo, Tam, tell us a' aboot what ye've been doin, an' hoo ye cam to lose
+yer leg."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a terrible long yarn, father, and I'm afeared ye'll be glad to
+sing out Avast! before I've spun it out; besides, you'll not understand
+my sea lingo."</p>
+
+<p>"Nae fear o' that," replied he; "ye ken I was ance a bit o' a sailor
+mysel. We could see the Solway frae the hoose I hired at when I was a
+callan."</p>
+
+<p>"But, eh, Tam, my man," said old Janet, "ye talk English as weel's the
+grand folk doon by."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay, mother; leave me alone for that. My messmates used to say as
+how I ought to have been a Methodist preacher, seein I knowed so well
+how to tip them the dictionary."</p>
+
+<p>"Hear till him!" said the delighted mother, holding up her hands in
+admiration.</p>
+
+<p>"But, howsomdever, they haven't made me proud on't, you see, with all
+their blarney. But I must carry on, or my yarn'll reach from this to the
+end of next week. It's now six years since I got a berth on board one o'
+them Newcastle colliers, and a jolly time we had on't; for, though we'd
+lashing to do, and no want of wet jackets, there was always a full
+bread-bag, and swipes and grub at no allowance. They're the craft to
+teach a man his duty! Well, I'd been in that trade about a year, when I
+goes ashore one day with the mate at Wapping; and, while we were sitting
+comfortably swigging our grog, the landlord comes rushing in, and, says
+he, 'My lads, you must brush; there's the pressgang a-coming.' Hearing
+that, the mate and I bolted out of the door, and ran for it; but they
+twigged us, and gave chase. They nabbed the mate in less nor no time;
+but I cracked on a press o' sail, and was dropping them astern fast,
+when, as I was looking back at them over my shoulder, I ran stem on to
+an old fishwife. My eyes, what a crash! I sends her and her sprats
+a-swimming in the gutter, and I falls as flat as a flounder on the
+pavement, spouting out blood from my nose, like a whale. Well, to cut a
+long yarn short, we were taken on board the tender, and afterwards
+drafted into the Fire-eater frigate, which was stationed on the north
+coast of Ireland. I was very well off on board the frigate. 'Sharp' was
+the word, to be sure, and the cat often wagged her tail; but then, as
+long as a man was smart and willing, he'd never no 'casion to be
+afeared: there was never no favour nor affection there. Well, as I said
+afore, we were cruising off the coast of Ireland, when, one day, it came
+on to blow great guns from the westward. For three blessed days, there
+was the little Fire-eater tossing and tumbling, and kicking up her
+starn, and going through as many man&oelig;uvres as a dancing-master, till
+at last we were driven so far west that we made the coast of Argyle;
+then 'bout ship we went, and stood away again to the eastward. Well, we
+carried on for a matter of four-and-twenty hours, with a little more
+northing in the wind, when we made land again, and hauled up two or
+three points to clear it. The weather was so thick ye might a'most have
+cut it with a knife, and there wasn't such a thing as a dirty face on
+board, the sea made a clean wash of everything, and it blowed&mdash;my eyes,
+how it did blow! Mayhap, you call this a gale, but you wouldn't have
+heard it beside that. It was bad enough to be on deck, but ten times
+worse below; a devil of a sea smashed in some of the ports, and the
+leeside of the main-deck was three feet deep in water. And then, while
+we were hard at work, stuffing up the holes where the water was pouring
+in, and pumping, there was an awful stramash on deck; for there was the
+land again, close aboard of us ahead. 'Wear ship!' was now the cry, and
+away went the little hooker again on the other tack, and bravely did she
+behave&mdash;a better sea-boat never swam; for, battered and knocked about as
+she was, she showed true pluck; no sooner was she knocked over by a sea,
+than she rose again like a duck, though she was forced to shake her
+feathers now and then. Well, at eight-bells in the first watch
+(midnight), we thought it was all up with us again, for there was the
+surf breaking on the rocks little more than half-a-mile on the
+lee-bow&mdash;and touch-and-go it was; but our tight little barky&mdash;though she
+was anything but tight by that time&mdash;though she lay over till she was
+half buried alive, looked boldly up in the wind, and shot past like a
+sea-bird. If there hadn't been such a devil of a noise, you might have
+heard a pin drop just then. There was not a man on deck who did not hold
+his breath, and gasp, when the danger was past, like one that's just
+escaped drowning.</p>
+
+<p>"'By the powers!' says I to Bill Jones, 'that was a close shave.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You may say that,' says he.</p>
+
+<p>"Just as he was a-speaking, the moon shone out, and there, not six
+hundred yards to leeward, were breakers again. The sea was running as
+high as our tops at the time; but beyond and above it we saw the
+breakers curling their white tops, foaming, and dashing, and roaring, as
+if they were raging to get at us, as you may have seen wild beasts
+tearing and leaping, and striving to break their chain to get out of the
+menagerie at their prey. Now, indeed, it seemed there was no chance of
+escape&mdash;there was no room to wear, and the ship was already half-buried
+under her canvas; our only hoped seemed to be in our ground tackle, and
+orders were given to clear away the anchors, and to have all ready for
+cutting away the masts. That was an awful moment; we thought it was all
+up with us, and there was many a pale cheek, and many a muttered prayer
+for mercy and deliverance; for the worst amongst us are glad to look
+aloft when death is staring us in the face below. Our captain was as
+brave a fellow, and as good a seaman, as ever stepped a plank. What his
+feelings may have been, it's impossible for the likes o' me to say; but
+I never seed him more cool in a calm than at that moment, when the
+bravest might have flinched, and no man could have cast it in his teeth.
+His voice never shook when he gave his orders, loud, clear, and
+distinct; and his gallant bearing cheered the down-hearted, and gave
+fresh pluck to the daring. He was a trump, that fellow! He ordered the
+foretopsail and foresail to be set. It seemed to be a rash and dangerous
+experiment, but it succeeded. Nothing venture, nothing win; we might
+have lost our masts, but we saved the ship. The little frigate lay over
+for a minute, as if she was never going to rise no more; all hands
+thought the masts must go, for everything aloft grinned again, and the
+rigging was as taut as bars of iron; but it held on, and the frigate
+righted again, and sprung ahead, as you have seen a hare make a fresh
+stretch from the hounds&mdash;and we were all saved. We shaved the reef so
+close, that I'm blessed if I couldn't a'most have chucked a biscuit on
+shore."</p>
+
+<p>"Mercy!" said the old woman; "what an escape!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, mother, we sailors have many a narrow squeak for it, that you
+long-shore folks never dream of; but you know, as the song says,
+'There's a sweet little cherub sits perched up aloft, to take care of
+the life of poor Jack;' and we're as safe, for the matter o' that, on
+the stormy sea, as you are on the terry firmy, as our doctor used to
+call the land."</p>
+
+<p>"Weel, but what was the upshot o' the business?" said Willie.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, ye see, though we had escaped so mirac'lously like, we were still
+too near a lee-shore to be quite comfortable; for we'd another headland
+to weather afore we could say we was clear o' danger. There was never an
+eye closed on board that night, and a long and weary night it was.
+Blessed if ever I seed a craft stand up under her canvas as our little
+barky did, carrying on at the rate of seven knots an hour, while the sea
+made a fair breach over her every now and then, and made her stagger
+from stem to starn. At last, 'old roarer,' as I've heard our doctor call
+the daybreak, made its appearance, and we saw the land we was afeared
+o', some distance astarn. After that, the gale began to moderate, and a
+fair wind soon took us under our anchorage."</p>
+
+<p>Here old Janet interrupted her son, with, "Weel, but Tam, ye haena tauld
+us yet hoo ye cam to lose yer leg."</p>
+
+<p>"Never hurry no man's cattle, mother," replied the sailor; "leave me to
+spin my own yarn my own way, and I'll come to the end on't at last; I
+told you you'd cry out Avast! afore I'd done."</p>
+
+<p>"Hoot, Janet," said Willie, "let the lad tak his ain gate. It just
+astonishes me to hear him rinnin the words oot sae glib, an' him sic a
+solid callant as he used to be."</p>
+
+<p>"Weel, weel, gang on, my man; I'll no meddle wi' ye ony mair."</p>
+
+<p>"Then here goes! Carry on again, says I," replied Tom. "The frigate I
+belonged to afterwards went on the Jamaica station, and cruised about,
+to protect the merchantmen from the pirates as infested them seas. Well,
+we were dodging about one night, under topgallantsails, off Cape St
+Antonio, with just wind enough to make the barky crawl through the
+water. It was my look-out on deck, and I sees something like a large
+bird, as it seemed to me, hovering about in a patch of clear sky; so I
+stared at it, and stared at it, but I couldn't make out what it could
+be, for it kept moving backwards and forwards, but always in the same
+part of the sky. So I calls the midshipman of the watch, and says to
+him&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'D'ye see that large bird a-flying about there, sir? It's the biggest I
+ever seed, and it keeps always about the same place; I can't make out
+what it can be after.' Well, he looks and wonders like myself, and then
+he goes to fetch the night-glass; and, after he'd squinted through it
+for a minute or two, he just mutters to himself, 'The devil!' and away
+he runs aft to the luftenant of the watch, and brings him a-running back
+with him.</p>
+
+<p>"'Whereabouts?' said the luftenant.</p>
+
+<p>"'There, sir; just under that cloud that's hiding the moon.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Ay, so it is!' said he; 'I see her spars plain enough; nothing but a
+royal loose&mdash;and there's her hull!' he continued, as the moon broke out,
+and showed us a long, low, rakish-looking square brig, lying as snug as
+a duck in the water, about two miles on our lee-bow. 'I don't like the
+look of her at all,' says the luff, and away he goes to make his report.
+She seemed to have twigged us at the same time, and didn't like the look
+of us neither; for, almost before the smoke had cleared away from our
+bows, after we had spoken to her with one of the forecastle guns, we
+could hear the pipe on board of her, the night was so still; and, in a
+crack, she was one cloud of canvas, from the truck to the lower boom.
+Blowed if ever I seed a man-of-war do the thing smarter. 'All hands make
+sail in chase!' was the cry on board of us, and, in a very short time,
+the water was talking Spanish under our bows. Every stitch of sail was
+packed on the ship: but the stranger stood right away before the light
+breeze, and crawled away from us fast, for that was our worst sailing
+point. We kept a-blazing away with our bow guns, to bring her to; but
+the more we fired, the more she wouldn't stop; and we might just as well
+have fired at the moon, for all the mischief we could do her. At
+daylight, she was hull down ahead; but the breeze freshened with the
+rising sun, and we began to fetch up our starnway, and, before noon, we
+began to drop our shot into her. She wasn't slow in answering at first
+from her stern guns, which were uncommon well sarved, and every now and
+then walked a ball through our sails, but luckily did not strike our
+masts. We were overhauling her in great style, peppering away as fast as
+we could, when all at once she began to yaw about, and, giving a broad
+sheer away to port, she shortened sail, and then came to the wind again
+on the starboard tack, with her maintopsail to the mast, and doused a
+red rag she had a-flying at the main. We gave over firing, and soon
+bowled up alongside of her, rolled up the small sail, hauled up the
+foresail, and backed the main-yard. Our captain hailed her in a devil of
+a rage, and was answered in some lingo I couldn't understand; but the
+fellow pointed to his boat, as had a plank knocked out of her side; and
+orders were given to man our boats, and send them on board, to take
+possession of her. Well, just as we were a-lowering the boats, and all
+hands pleased at the thoughts of a good prize, blowed if she didn't
+quietly steal her fore-yard forward a little, to gather way, and before
+you could say Jack Robinson, she was braced sharp up, with all her small
+kites set, and, as she stood across our bows, she pitched it into us in
+style. It was a blind look-out, sartinly, to let the sneaking scoundrel
+slip through our fingers that way; but there was no help for it now. The
+boats were secured again; and in a few minutes we were after her. As
+long as the breeze held strong and steady, we had rather the best on't;
+but it soon began to die away, and then we thought we would lose her for
+sartin, when a lucky shot crippled her gaff, which soon snapped like a
+carrot. Now that so much after-sail was off her, she couldn't keep her
+wind, and we neared her fast. 'Don't spare her, my lads!' shouted the
+captain; and we <i>did</i> pour the grape and canister into her in fine
+style, till she was a regular wreck; but she showed pluck to the last,
+and kept blazing away at us as long as she was able. At last she got
+tired, and gave over firing, and struck her colours. The boats were well
+manned and armed, and were again sent to take possession of her; the
+frigate running almost alongside, and threatening to blow her out of the
+water, if she attempted any further resistance. When we were coming up
+under her quarter in the boats, we heard the sound of loud quarrelling
+on board, and when we got fairly on the quarterdeck, we found the
+captain of the pirate swearing like a trooper, and saying as how his
+crew had betrayed him, like cowardly dogs, as they were. He kept
+stamping up and down the deck like mad, looking as if he could eat the
+luftenant, when he took his sword from him. Ten or twelve
+desperate-looking rough'uns as ever I seed gathered round him, muttering
+that it was better to die on the quarterdeck like men, than hang like
+dogs at the yardarm, and all at once they snatched up some tommyhawks as
+was lying on the deck, and made a desperate rush upon us. We had an
+awful tussle for it; and, just as we were in the thick on't, hand to
+hand, up runs a young man from below, and sings out to us, 'Save
+me&mdash;save me!' As soon as the pirate captain seed him, he ran at him like
+a tiger, and, seizing him by the throat, shouted out, 'Dead men tell no
+tales!' and raised his tommyhawk to cleave him to the skull. Poor lad!
+he thought his signal for sailing was made, that it was all up with him.
+He muttered, 'Mercy! mercy!' But poor mercy would he have met with, if I
+hadn't run up just in time, and fetched the fellow a slash with my
+cutlass, which made him drop the tommyhawk like a hot potato. He left
+the lad, and turned round upon me, gnashing his teeth like nothing at
+all with very rage, and, before I had time to wink my eye, he snatches a
+loaded pistol out of my belt, and smashes my leg to shivers. Down I
+dropped; but before he could finish what he had begun so cleverly, a
+pistol flashed close to his head, and he staggered, and fell, never to
+rise no more. When I came to my senses again, I found myself in the
+sick-bay, on board my own ship. The surgeon was forced to cut off my leg
+to save my life; and when we arrived at Port Royal, I was sent ashore to
+the hospital, and afterwards got my discharge."</p>
+
+<p>"An' what o' the&mdash;what d'ye ca' them&mdash;rats?" said old Janet.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, they were taken into Port Royal, and tried for piracy; there was
+lots of evidence against them, the bloodthirsty rascals, and they were
+all hanged, except three or four. And so there's an end of my yarn,
+father; and a precious long one, I daresay, you think it is; and here am
+I come home a poor useless cripple, to moor myself for life, if so be
+you'll let me come to an anchor under your lee."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, my boy," replied the old man, clapping him kindly on the shoulder,
+"as long's there's a plack to the fore in the purse, or a gowpenfu' o'
+meal in the kist, ye'se aye be welcome to a share."</p>
+
+<p>"True-blue for ever!" shouted Tom; "but, father, it's not come to that
+yet; I'm not going to anchor without paying the harbour dues. Here,"
+continued he, tossing a well-filled purse to the old man; "I haven't
+been so long afloat for nothing; there's a good whack of prize-money
+there, and I'll come in for a pension by and by, if I've luck."</p>
+
+<p>"Keep it yersel, Tam," replied Willie; "I'm no gaun to touch a bawbee
+o't. Gude be thankit! I hae aneugh an' to spare."</p>
+
+<p>Finding his father firm in his refusal, Tom at last said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, keep it for me, if you won't keep it for yourself. It won't
+keep company with me long; for, somehow, whenever I cast off the
+standing part of a guinea, it devilish soon unreeves itself in quarter
+less no time. Stow it away in your own lockers, and serve it out to me
+now and then, when I wants baccy."</p>
+
+<p>As this seemed a very rational kind of arrangement, the old man
+consented to become his son's banker.</p>
+
+<p>"And now that I've run all my line off the reel, father, you must give
+me a spell, and let's hear all that's been put down in your log since I
+left you."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, it's no muckle I hae to tell, Tam," replied he; "ae day has been as
+like the ane that gaed afore't, as ae pear to anither; I was born here,
+and here I'll maist likely dee."</p>
+
+<p>"But what's become o' bonny Jean Cameron, father? I remember well how
+fond I was of her, when I was a boy at school; I've oft thought on her,
+when we've been keeping up Saturday night, at sea. Many's the <i>tot</i> I've
+emptied to her health."</p>
+
+<p>"She's still to the fore, Tam, and 'maist as bonny as ever; she was
+married four years syne, but she's a widow noo." He then went on to tell
+his son the other changes that had taken place since his departure, the
+principal of which was the death of his late master and kind friend,
+Murray of Greenha'. "He was a guid freend to me," said Willie, drawing
+the back of his hand over his eyes; "but he's gane noo. I've nae cause
+to compleen o' my present maister, for a kinder couldna be; but he'll
+never be to me like him that's gane."</p>
+
+<p>James Hamilton, old Willie Duncan's present master, had made a large
+fortune in the West India trade, and was proprietor of a valuable estate
+in Jamaica. For a series of years, so rapidly had he amassed wealth,
+that he seemed to be a peculiar favourite of Fortune; but Fortune has
+ever been a capricious dame, and those who are apparently highest in her
+good graces, are often made to feel how uncertain is the tenure by which
+they hold them. She seems, like some of the savages of the western
+world, to pamper her victims with the good things of this life, only to
+make them feel more keenly the reverses she is preparing for them. James
+Hamilton was one of those men, unfortunately too rare, who do not allow
+themselves to be dazzled by the flattering appearances of present
+prosperity, but who, aware of the changeable and fleeting nature of all
+earthly possessions, hold on the even tenor of their course, with minds
+prepared for every vicissitude. He always acted upon high and pure
+principle, and never, in the height of prosperity, forgot that the same
+Supreme Benefactor, who in his bounty had blessed him with abundance,
+might, in his wisdom, think fit to try him with adversity. He was a
+kind-hearted and liberal man, but withal cool, quiet, and methodical in
+his manners and actions. Heedless of the opinion of the world, he acted
+up to the dictates of his own conscientious feelings of right and wrong;
+and his strict notions of evenhanded justice often led him to enter into
+engagements, and to perform actions, which, though perfectly just and
+rigidly honest, bore, in the eyes of a misjudging world, the impress of
+calculating selfishness and niggardly illiberality. But,
+notwithstanding, there was such straightforward honesty, such
+child-like, confiding simplicity, and such pure and unpretending
+Christianity, evident in his character, that it was impossible for those
+who knew him well not to esteem and love him. His principal failing was
+one which "leaned to virtue's side." Upright, and honourable, and
+candid, he thought all others like himself, and was often the dupe of
+designing and crafty men; who, with more worldly wisdom, were far his
+inferiors in judgment, and sound, practical sense; but who practised
+upon his confiding nature by the semblance of qualities which they did
+not possess. He had long been blessed with the companionship of an
+amiable and excellent wife; and, when she was snatched from him by a
+sudden and virulent disorder, he could ill have borne his bereavement,
+had he not been supported by the conviction that she was only removed to
+a purer and happier state of existence; and he bowed with submission to
+the decrees of that Being who "doeth all things wisely." His only son,
+John, who had been an object of most tender solicitude to both his
+parents, had been educated with the greatest care; and, though
+apparently born the heir to great wealth, had undergone a regular
+probation in a mercantile house in the city, of which he hoped soon to
+become a partner. Many of the elder Hamilton's friends had expressed
+their surprise at his choice of a profession for his son, and wondered
+that, rolling in wealth, as he was supposed to be, he should condemn his
+heir to the drudgery of a counting-house: but events proved that he had
+acted wisely and well. The sudden and totally unexpected failure of a
+large West India house with which he was connected, and to support which
+he had advanced considerable sums, gave the first shock to his credit;
+and, as is often the case, reverse followed reverse afterwards, until
+utter ruin seemed to be inevitable. Undazzled by prosperity, Hamilton
+proved himself to be equally unshaken by adversity. His character as a
+mercantile man stood so high for unimpeachable integrity and
+indefatigable industry, that he might have made head for some years
+longer against the stream of adverse circumstances, and might, perhaps,
+eventually have overcome them; but the plain path of duty was the one he
+had followed through life, and he did not desert it now. He immediately
+wound up his affairs, and, having settled with his creditors to the
+uttermost farthing, he found himself almost destitute, with the
+exception of his personal property, and the West India estate; which,
+however, had for some years barely paid its own expenses. It was now
+that Hamilton had reason to rejoice that his beloved son had, by his
+wise foresight, been rendered independent of circumstances, and had been
+bred up in habits which would enable him soon to acquire a comfortable
+establishment for himself. He immediately sold his house and furniture,
+and retired to a humble lodging in the city, where, with patient and
+laudable energy, he exerted himself to recover the ground he had lost.
+Sudden and unexpected as his reverses had been, he never murmured at the
+hardship of his lot, convinced that all the dispensations of Providence
+are wisely and mercifully ordered, and happy in the consciousness that
+he had nothing to reproach himself with, as far as concerned his dealing
+with his fellow-men. About this time, his son John was sent out to
+Jamaica, on some mercantile speculation, by the house with which he was
+connected, and obtained permission to remain some time on the island, to
+inquire into the management of his father's plantation; and, if
+necessary and possible, to effect its sale. He was about twenty-four
+years of age; tall, and handsome in his appearance, and a youth of
+excellent dispositions and steady principles. By his persevering and
+conscientious attention to his duties, he had gained the confidence and
+esteem of his employers, and had acquired the character of an active and
+clever man of business. He had long been a secret admirer of Ellen
+Winterton, the orphan child of an officer in the army, and who was
+living under the guardianship of the head of his firm. Accustomed,
+however, always to keep his feelings under control, and to regulate his
+desires by the rules of honour and of prudence, young Hamilton did not
+think himself justified in making his proposals in form, until fortune
+should have enabled him to do so as an independent man. The change in
+his father's circumstances, while it called for fresh exertions on his
+part, seemed to separate him still more widely from the object of his
+wishes; but he bore his prolonged probation with cheerfulness, and his
+grief at parting with Ellen was almost neutralised by the animating
+prospect of serving his beloved father. After an absence of some months,
+during which he had written home several times, a letter was received
+from him, announcing his having left Kingston harbour, in the
+fast-sailing, well-armed merchant-ship, the Delight, and expressing his
+hope soon to join his father again. Fortune, in the meanwhile, had
+smiled again upon the elder Hamilton, in a way he little expected. He
+was surprised one evening by the receipt of a note from a gentleman,
+whose signature was unknown to him, and who requested a personal
+interview with him next morning, at a neighbouring coffee-house. Thither
+he repaired accordingly, wondering what could be the nature of the
+communication the stranger wished to make to him.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Hamilton, I believe?" said a gentleman, dressed in deep mourning, to
+whom the waiter pointed him out, as he entered the room. "I know you
+well by name and character, Mr Hamilton, though I have not the happiness
+of your personal acquaintance, and I am happy to be the bearer of
+pleasing intelligence to you. I am one of the executors of Mr Murray of
+Greenha', who died childless, and, in consequence of the demise of his
+near relations, has made you his heir; and I have to congratulate you
+upon your accession to a valuable landed property and a handsome
+fortune."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Hamilton was not a little surprised at this announcement. Murray of
+Greenha' was a distant relation of his late father; but the families had
+had no communication for several years, and he had almost forgotten that
+such a person was in existence. This unexpected revolution, by which he
+was again restored from poverty to wealth and comfort, excited his
+warmest feelings of gratitude and thankfulness towards that Being in
+whom he had always trusted with unwavering confidence. He immediately
+set off to the north, to visit his newly-acquired property, and to carry
+into effect the provisions of his benefactor's will. Among other duties
+devolved upon him, was that of providing for our friend Willie Duncan,
+whose upright, manly character, and grateful attachment to his late
+master, gave him strong claims upon the good-will and respect of his
+successor. He had been some time in the north when he heard of his son's
+having left Jamaica; but months instead of weeks had elapsed, and still
+no further accounts had been received of him, and he began to be
+seriously alarmed on his account. His agent in town, in reply to his
+anxious inquiries, informed him that the Delight was known to have left
+Kingston harbour at the time specified, but that she had not since been
+heard of; and, as she was so very much beyond her expected time, and
+several ships had arrived in England, which had only just reached the
+harbour when she left it, there was now little doubt of her loss. This
+was sad news to the elder Hamilton, and it required the exercise of all
+his Christian fortitude to enable him to bear up under the heavy
+dispensation. He had gained unexpected wealth; but he for whom he prized
+it had been snatched from him. One afternoon, shortly after the return
+of the sailor, Tom Duncan, Mr Hamilton was sauntering, in a melancholy
+mood, along the high road near Greenha', and was scarcely aroused from
+his abstraction by the rattling of a post-chariot, which was almost upon
+him before he was aware of its approach.&mdash;"Stop!&mdash;stop!" said a voice
+from the inside. The door was dashed open, and in a moment the
+bewildered father was in the arms of his long-lost son. It was some time
+before either of them could speak. At last, the father sobbed out&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"My dear, dear son! I thought you were torn from me for ever! Heaven be
+praised for all its mercies! I shall now die happy. But how have I been
+so cruelly deceived? They told me you were lost, and my heart was almost
+broken. But come, come away to the house, and, after you have refreshed
+yourself, you can gratify my curiosity." On entering the house, John
+congratulated his father most affectionately on the change that had
+taken place in his affairs. "I am glad of it on your account, John; for
+myself, I care not. I was as happy with my crust and cheese, and with my
+consciousness that I was doing my duty, as I am now&mdash;rich beyond my
+fondest hopes. Yes, John, I thank Heaven, for myself, that I am blessed
+with a contented spirit; and, for <i>you</i>, that, when I die, you will be
+amply provided for." As soon as John had done ample justice to the
+substantial lunch placed before him, his father said to him, "If you are
+not much fatigued, we will take a stroll, and, while I am showing you
+the lions, you can be telling me your adventures."</p>
+
+<p>"With all my heart," replied he.</p>
+
+<p>"When we left Kingston harbour in the Delight, we were all in high glee,
+in the anticipation of a speedy and pleasant voyage. Our ship was one of
+the fastest of her class, well armed, and manned with an active and
+spirited crew; so that, to all human appearance, we had little to dread,
+either from man or the elements. We had scarcely lost sight of the land,
+when the wind died away to a dead calm, and the sea became as smooth and
+clear as a mirror, glancing back the reflection of a bright and
+cloudless moon. The sails flapped heavily against the masts, as the ship
+rolled helpless and unmanageable in the long swell, and the water
+dripped from her channels, as she rose again, after dipping them deep
+into the sea. All at once a small, dark cloud appeared on the larboard
+beam.</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, it's nothing,' said the mate.</p>
+
+<p>"Not so thought the captain, who fortunately came upon deck at the time.</p>
+
+<p>"'All hands shorten sail!' shouted he. 'Bear a hand! Up foresail!&mdash;in
+royals and topgallantsails! Brace the yards round to port! Stand by
+topsail&mdash;haulyards and sheets!'</p>
+
+<p>"These orders were barely carried into effect, when a sudden and
+tremendous squall struck the ship. The small sails were clued up, and
+the topsailyards on the caps; but the gallant little bark staggered
+under the shock, lay over till her gunwale almost touched the water,
+struggled for a moment, and then rose again. The squall had overtaken
+them with lightning-like rapidity, and was gone again almost as quickly.
+A few moments before, and a neater and snugger ship never swam the
+water&mdash;now, she was almost a wreck aloft. The foretopmast was hanging
+over the side, the jib-boom gone, the maintop-gallant-mast snapped short
+above the step, and the maintopsail in tatters. All this desolation had
+been the work of a moment; the demon of the storm had passed, and all
+was again calm.</p>
+
+<p>"'Thank Heaven it's no worse!' said the captain. 'Two minutes sooner,
+and we should all have been lost! Better lose a few sticks than the ship
+herself. But this will be a warning to you, Mr Rogers,' said he to the
+mate, 'not to be foolhardy for the future.'</p>
+
+<p>"All hands were immediately set to work to clear away the wreck of the
+spars, and were busily employed all night. It was late in the forenoon
+before the wreck of the foretopmast was launched clear of the ship, and
+a new maintopsail bent. During this interval, a light breeze had sprung
+up, and a strange sail hove in sight to windward. The captain mounted
+the rigging, and got his glass to bear upon her, and, after a long and
+anxious look, paced the quarterdeck with hurried and irregular steps,
+glancing uneasily aloft, and hailing the men to bear a hand with their
+mast-ropes.</p>
+
+<p>"'Rogers,' said he to the mate, at the same time handing him the glass,
+'take a look at that craft, and tell me what you think of her.'</p>
+
+<p>"The mate looked long and carefully at her, and, returning the glass to
+his superior, looked doubtingly and inquiringly in his face, and shook
+his head&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'I don't like the look of her at all, sir.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Nor I, Rogers; however, we'll say nothing about her just now. If the
+air continues so light, it will take her some time to reach us, and we
+must make good use of the opportunity. Hurry the men with the topmast.
+Heaven send us a cloudy night! As soon as it is dark, we'll alter our
+course.'</p>
+
+<p>"By dint of hard work, and a suspicion among the crew that the stranger
+was an unpleasant neighbour, we were all ataunto, as the sailors call
+it, before midnight, and were standing away before the light breeze. At
+daylight, the captain's glass swept the horizon, and soon rested upon
+the object of his search. A long and steady gaze seemed to confirm both
+him and the mate in their first suspicion. The vessel, now considerably
+nearer us, had been evidently watching our motions, and was as evidently
+in pursuit of us. She was a long, low, rakish-looking brig, creeping
+along before the faint breeze, and aiding its efforts with her sweeps.</p>
+
+<p>"'It's the Dare-Devil, sir!' said the mate, his cheek paling as he
+spoke; 'I know her now by the black fiddlehead, and her mast-heads
+black. A bloodier pirate never swam. The Lord have mercy upon us, for
+<i>he</i> won't!'</p>
+
+<p>"'Call the hands aft!' said the captain.</p>
+
+<p>"The men assembled on the quarterdeck in stern silence. They seemed to
+anticipate what was to follow; but it was evident theirs was not the
+quietness of fear, but of determination.</p>
+
+<p>"'My lads,' said the captain, 'that stranger, we have every reason to
+believe, is a pirate. If there had been anything of a breeze, we might
+have escaped; but now, our only chance is to show her what mettle we're
+made of. You will have to fight for your lives; for so soon as they set
+foot on this deck, they will murder every soul on board. What say you,
+my lads? Will you die like dogs, or fighting like brave men?'</p>
+
+<p>"A simultaneous cheer from the crew was the only reply, and they were
+immediately dismissed to prepare for the impending conflict.</p>
+
+<p>"'Ah, there she shows her teeth at last,' said the captain, as a puff of
+smoke burst from the brig, followed by the flash and report of a gun,
+the ball from which struck the water some distance from us.</p>
+
+<p>"'It is of no use our attempting to escape, Rogers!' said the captain;
+'he is gaining upon us fast. We will not fire a gun till he is close
+aboard of us, and till every shot will tell.'</p>
+
+<p>"The guns were all loaded with grape, the fire-arms placed in readiness
+on deck, and the men ordered to lie down at their quarters, and not to
+fire a shot till the order was given. Meantime, the pirate rapidly
+approached, and her shot began to tell upon our rigging and sails. The
+Delight kept steadily on her course; but her yards, which had been
+nearly square, were drawn quietly forward, one by one, to port. The
+pirate was sweeping up at some little distance on our quarter, and had
+hailed us to heave to directly, or she would sink us. 'Now, my lads,'
+said our captain, 'be cool and steady. I'm going to cross his hawse: as
+soon as the guns bear upon him, blaze away.'</p>
+
+<p>"The helm was put a-starboard, and, as we crossed the bows, we poured
+our grape into him. The fire was not such a <i>raking</i> one as we expected;
+for he was too quick for us, and sheered to port almost as soon as
+ourselves; but it was evident that we had almost sickened him, for he
+widened his distance, and before night was almost hull-down to windward
+of us.</p>
+
+<p>"'I hope we have got rid of our troublesome customer, sir,' said Rogers
+to the captain.</p>
+
+<p>"'Don't halloo till you're through the wood,' replied he; 'we haven't
+done with him yet, I'm afraid. I'm much mistaken if he is not trying to
+play a game at humbug with us; as soon as it is dark, he will edge down
+upon us, and endeavour to take us by surprise. We will keep the men at
+quarters all night, and haul close to the wind, on the starboard tack,
+when darkness comes on.'</p>
+
+<p>"At nightfall strict orders were given that all the lights should be put
+out, except that in the binnacle; and the ship's course was altered. We
+were in great hopes that by these means we should elude the pursuit of
+the pirate; for, though the breeze was still light, the night was dark
+and cloudy, and the mate, after sweeping the horizon with his
+night-glass, said, in a joyous tone, to the captain&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'I think we have outwitted him, sir; I see no signs of him now.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Let <i>me</i> look,' said the captain. 'Holloa! What is that dark body to
+the northward? That infernal brig, I'll be bound. How could he have seen
+us?'</p>
+
+<p>"As he spoke, his eye glanced aloft, and there, to his great surprise,
+was a light shining at the mizentop-gallantmasthead!</p>
+
+<p>"'What light is that?' shouted he; 'who has dared to disobey the orders?
+Jump up there, one of you boys, and <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'douce'">douse</ins> it. Rogers, there's a traitor
+on board.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Then Jose is the man, sir!'</p>
+
+<p>"The Delight had lost a few hands in harbour, by fever; and, a few days
+before she sailed, a Portuguese seaman had been shipped to supply the
+place of one of them. He was an active, able-bodied fellow, and produced
+excellent certificates from former ships; but there was something
+extremely forbidding and repulsive in his countenance, and the mate was
+very unwilling to obey Captain Forbes's order to receive him on board.
+He was a man of few words; but his eyes were constantly wandering, with
+a furtive glance, round the ship; and, when he did speak, it was
+generally to express his fear of pirates, and to inquire into the means
+of defence of the Delight. On the evening before the ship sailed, he
+went on shore as one of the boat's crew, but did not make his appearance
+again till next morning. For this breach of duty he made some plausible
+excuse, which was unfortunately accepted. It was afterwards proved that
+he was one of the crew of the pirate, and had been employed to gain all
+the information in his power, as to our guns, time of sailing, &amp;c., and
+to make private signals, if necessary.</p>
+
+<p>"The brig kept hovering about till daylight, and then bore down upon us,
+and, when within range, fired a shot across our bows, to make us heave
+to. To this salutation no answer was returned, but we stood steadily on,
+as before, reserving our fire for closer quarters. Shot after shot was
+dropped into us, but still not a hand was moved on board. At last the
+pirate came within hail, and swore with the most horrid oaths that he
+would sink us, if we did not immediately heave to.</p>
+
+<p>"'Now, my lads, stand by!' The men were on their feet in a moment.
+'Starboard a little! Fire!' Again our grape rattled into her, and we
+could judge, by the bustle on her decks, and by the loud cries and
+execrations that reached our ears, that our fire had been a destructive
+one. Two of our men were killed by his discharge, and our boat amidships
+smashed to pieces; but he again sheered off, and, shaking his sails in
+the wind, dropped slowly astern. Again our hopes revived, but only to be
+miserably disappointed. When he was beyond the range of our short
+carronades, he kept dropping shot after shot into us, with deadly
+precision from his long gun.</p>
+
+<p>"'Rogers,' said the captain, 'if this game lasts long, it is all up with
+us; unless the breeze freshens, we shall all be murdered like so many
+sheep.'</p>
+
+<p>"In vain did we endeavour to come to closer quarters with him; as we
+shortened sail, so did he. Our guns were useless,
+while&mdash;crash&mdash;crash&mdash;crash&mdash;followed each remorseless shot from his long
+twelve. The breeze, instead of freshening, gradually died away to a
+calm, and we lay entirely at his mercy, for he kept sweeping round us,
+and, unhurt himself, inflicted deadly injuries upon us. At last, we lay
+a complete wreck upon the water; our gallant captain was killed, and
+fifteen of the men either dead or desperately wounded, and the gallant,
+but exhausted remnant of the crew were persuaded by the mate to consent
+to surrender. Our colours were accordingly hauled down; yet the pirate
+for some time paid no attention to this mark of submission on our part,
+but seemed determined to gratify his thirst for slaughter, by putting
+his threat of sinking us into execution. At last he ceased firing, and,
+sweeping up on our quarter, hailed to order the captain of the Delight
+on board.</p>
+
+<p>"'Our captain is killed, and we have not a boat left that can swim.'</p>
+
+<p>"'Oh, then, if you can't come to me, I must go and fetch you!' A boat,
+well manned, soon pushed off from the pirates, and in a few minutes
+dashed alongside of us. The first man who boarded us was the captain, as
+ferocious-looking a monster as I ever beheld; and his followers, who
+swarmed up the side after him, were, in appearance, worthy of their
+leader. They rushed on board with cries of exultation and rage,
+brandishing their cutlasses, and shouting, 'Down with them!' 'Cut them
+down, and make an end of them at once!' And they were proceeding to put
+their threats into execution, when they were checked in a moment by the
+loud and commanding tones of the captain. 'Stand back, all of you! I'll
+shoot the first man that lays a hand upon them! No, no, my lads; it
+would be letting the rascals off too cheap to kill them at once; we'll
+despatch them in pairs at a time; there are twelve of them, so we shall
+have six days' sport instead of one.' This proposal was received with
+shouts of savage joy by the crew. 'We'll keep these two till the last,'
+continued he, pointing to the mate and myself, 'that they may have the
+pleasure of seeing all their comrades walk the plank before them. But,
+come my lads, be smart; we have no time to lose; put all these fellows
+on board our little hooker; and then we'll see what's to be done below.'
+We were all immediately forced into the boat, and rowed on board the
+brig, where some of us were put in irons, and others lashed to ringbolts
+on the deck. The boat then returned, and the work of plunder commenced;
+and for some hours the pirate crew were busily employed in transferring
+to the brig all the valuables they could lay their hands upon on board
+the Delight. When they had taken everything available, they scuttled the
+ship, and left her, and obliged us, with many taunts and blows, to watch
+for the catastrophe. It was a heartrending sight to us all to see our
+gallant little ship gradually settling in the water, rolling deep and
+uneasily, till at last, after a heavy lurch, she dipped her bulwarks low
+into the water, and, struggling in vain to recover herself, sank to rise
+no more. A groan of horror burst from us all; we felt as if our last
+connecting link with humanity was broken; we were left powerless in the
+hands of monsters in human form, but with the spirit of demons. Alas!
+our fears were but too well verified: that very evening two of our poor
+shipmates, after having been tormented in the most savage manner, were
+blindfolded, and compelled to walk out upon a plank launched from the
+gangway, from the end of which they fell into the sea, shrieking with
+horror as they fell. As their bodies plunged heavily into the smooth
+water, the captain turned to us with a savage sneer, and said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'They were too well fed by half; when it comes to your turn, you won't
+make such a disturbance amongst the fishes.'</p>
+
+<p>"But why need I dwell longer upon these horrors? For five succeeding
+days, the same murderous scene was enacted; we were fed on bread and
+water, and tormented in every way that cruelty could suggest, and then
+had the horror of witnessing the death of our companions, and of
+anticipating the same cruel fate for ourselves. At last the mate and I
+were the only survivors, and we were brought to the gangway, to mount
+the same fatal plank which had been the instrument of death to our
+unfortunate shipmates. Our eyes were blindfolded, and, weak and
+exhausted as we were, we looked forward to death as an easy and happy
+release from our miseries. We bade each other farewell.</p>
+
+<p>"'Our murderers allow us one blessing, Rogers,' said I&mdash;'to die
+together.'</p>
+
+<p>"That remark saved my life.</p>
+
+<p>"'A blessing is it?' exclaimed the captain; 'then it's one that I'll be
+hanged if you enjoy. You shall go to the devil by yourself. Take the
+handkerchief off that sentimental gentleman's eyes, and let him see his
+dear friend take a leap in the dark. He can moralise about it till
+to-morrow evening.'</p>
+
+<p>"Poor Rogers! I did indeed feel deserted, when the sullen plunge
+announced that the sea had closed over its prey! To this refinement in
+cruelty on the part of the pirate, however, I eventually owed my
+deliverance. Slowly and painfully did the first hours of that night pass
+over my head. My thoughts constantly recurred to the horrors I had
+witnessed, and to the dreadful doom that awaited me on the morrow. The
+tears filled my eyes as I prayed for forgiveness of my past sins, and
+for strength to support me through the coming trial. The brig was
+tumbling about on the almost calm sea, with all sails furled, except the
+topgallantsail, which by some chance had broken adrift, and the crew,
+not excepting the look-out man, were all asleep, when all at once the
+report of a gun came booming over the water. The sound acted like magic
+upon the slumbering crew&mdash;they were on the alert in a moment&mdash;the sails
+were set with wonderful quickness&mdash;the sweeps were manned, and the
+little schooner rippling through the water. Next morning we had
+distanced the stranger considerably, and the pirate was in great hopes
+of escaping; but the breeze freshened, and before noon the frigate, for
+such she proved to be, had gained so much upon us, that her shot began
+to tell upon us. I was now hurried below, and a sentry was placed over
+me; the captain ordering him to blow my brains out if I attempted to
+escape, and adding, 'I'll settle his account by and by.' It was with
+impatience almost amounting to agony that I listened to the strange
+medley of sounds which reached my ear&mdash;the creaking of the sweeps, the
+curses and shouts of our crew cheering each other at their work, the
+loud report of our guns, and the more faint and distant sound of those
+of the frigate; and I prayed for deliverance&mdash;prayed that some lucky
+ball might find its way into the cabin, and put an end to my suspense
+and to my miseries at once. At last the sound of the sweeps ceased. I
+heard the rattling of blocks and the sound of running feet. I felt, by
+the motion of the vessel, that some alteration was made in her course,
+and then&mdash;I burst into tears&mdash;I heard a voice hailing the brig! I felt
+that the hour of my deliverance was at hand, and I breathed a prayer of
+silent thankfulness to Heaven. Again there was a movement on deck, the
+brig laid over to the breeze, and a loud shout burst from her crew, as
+they discharged the guns. Merciful powers! she had escaped; and my
+spirit sank within me. But the avenger of blood was behind us, and his
+voice spoke in the thunder of his guns. I heard a crash upon deck, then
+the noise of something coming down from aloft, followed by the muttered
+curses of my sentry, as he exclaimed, 'The gaff is gone!' The report of
+the frigate's guns now became louder and louder, and the little brig
+absolutely staggered, when the grape-shot rattled against her sides. Her
+crew, however, seemed to be fighting with the desperation of madmen, for
+they maintained a warm fire. At last all was silent on board; the firing
+ceased, and not even a voice could be heard. Presently I heard the dash
+of oars; then the grating of a boat against the vessel's side; then loud
+and angry voices, and afterwards all the sounds of a desperate conflict.
+I looked up the companion&mdash;my sentinel had deserted his post, to join in
+the fray. I saw the boat's crew of the frigate engaged in a deadly
+struggle with the pirates. I rushed over to them, and had just joined
+them, calling for help, when the pirate captain seized me by the
+shoulder, and raised his tomahawk to cleave me to the deck. Weak as I
+was, I must have fallen a victim to his fury, had not a gallant sailor
+rushed between us, and inflicted a severe wound upon his upraised arm. I
+saw my brave deliverer fall immediately afterwards by a pistol-shot; but
+he was well avenged; for the next moment the pirate fell lifeless on his
+body. I saw no more. I was carried, in a state of insensibility, on
+board the frigate, and it was long before I recovered from the effects
+of my severe discipline on board the pirate. As soon as I was
+sufficiently recovered, I wished to hasten homewards immediately; but I
+was obliged to remain, to give evidence against the crew of the
+piratical brig, all of whom, with the exception of three or four,
+suffered the extreme penalties of the law. And now, my dear father, my
+tale is at an end, and grateful am I to the merciful Providence which
+has restored me to your arms."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear, dear son!&mdash;doubly endeared to me by the dangers you have
+undergone on my account&mdash;I am thankful that my altered fortunes now
+enable me to gratify what I know to be the dearest wish of your heart.
+Go to her, John&mdash;go to Miss Winterton&mdash;she is worthy of you: no longer
+restrained by the clog of poverty, you may freely indulge the feelings
+of your heart."</p>
+
+<p>As the father and son were walking along the road, they saw two men
+approaching them at some distance.</p>
+
+<p>"Whom have we here?" said John Hamilton.</p>
+
+<p>"One of them is old Willie Duncan, a cottar of mine; and who the lame
+man is that is with him I know not. By the by, I heard that his son was
+returned from sea; perhaps that's the man."</p>
+
+<p>Willie Duncan respectfully saluted his master, when he approached, and
+said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I was just bringing my son to&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Good heavens!" exclaimed John Hamilton, gazing earnestly at the
+disabled man; "it cannot be&mdash;yes, it is&mdash;my brave deliverer! My gallant
+fellow," continued he, shaking him heartily by the hand, "how rejoiced I
+am to see you, and to have an opportunity to prove my gratitude to you!
+I heard you were dead&mdash;how did you escape?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, blow me, your honour, if you didn't take me quite aback. I
+couldn't make you out at first&mdash;you're twice the man you were when I
+see'd you on the pirate's deck; and I'd never no thoughts of falling in
+with you so near home. I'm right glad, however, to see your honour once
+more."</p>
+
+<p>"Duncan," said Hamilton, senior, with a trembling voice, "I owe you a
+debt I can never repay. You lost your limb in saving the life of my
+son&mdash;it shall be my endeavour to make the loss to you as light as
+possible."</p>
+
+<p>"And is the gentleman the son of my father's good master? Then a fig for
+the leg!&mdash;it couldn't have been lost in a better cause. And, as for
+gratitude, sir, you owe me none; his honour, here, would have done the
+same for me, if the case had been reversed, like&mdash;if he'd been the
+sailor, and I'd been the gemman."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, my good fellow&mdash;no doubt&mdash;we won't argue on that point;
+only tell me how I can serve you, and I will do so, to the best of my
+ability."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, your honour, I wants for nothing just now. I've got a lot of
+prize-money, and my father's snug roadstead to anchor in; but, if your
+honour likes to give me a few ounces of baccy, I won't say but what I'll
+be obligated to you."</p>
+
+<p>"A modest request, certainly," said Mr Hamilton, laughing; "but we must
+give you something better than tobacco, and as much of that as you like
+into the bargain. Come, William, as your son won't speak, you must do so
+for him. Tell me how I can best serve him."</p>
+
+<p>A whispering consultation here took place between father and son, which
+was put a stop to by the latter addressing Mr Hamilton in a sheepish,
+confused manner, twirling his hat in his hands at the same time, and
+feeling the rim all around, as if to ascertain that it was all there.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, your honour, as your honour's so kind&mdash;&mdash;Blow'd if I can speak
+about it, father! You see, your honour, I'm a first-rate hand at a yarn
+on a Saturday night; but, somehow, my jawing-tacks gets all bedevilled
+when I begins to speak about <i>she</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"And who's she?" said Mr Hamilton, laughing&mdash;"some old sweetheart that
+has been waiting for you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, it's bonny Jean Cameron that was when I went away. She's a widow
+now, your honour, and, as I wants to be spliced, and she's no objection,
+why, if it's not making too bold, if your honour would let us have one
+of your empty cottages, we'd join company at once, and sail together for
+the rest of our cruise."</p>
+
+<p>We need hardly say that the sailor's request was cheerfully granted; and
+in a few weeks he and his wife were happily settled in a neat cottage,
+comfortably and substantially furnished by Mr Hamilton, who likewise
+settled upon him an annuity, sufficient to keep him from want, but not
+so large as to encourage habits of idleness or dissapation. John
+Hamilton was equally successful in his suit; and his union with Ellen
+Winterton proved that those who have been tried by adversity are best
+qualified to enjoy prosperity.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h2><a name="THE_PROFESSORS_TALES" id="THE_PROFESSORS_TALES"></a>THE PROFESSOR'S TALES.</h2>
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="4">THE THREE BRETHREN.</a></h3>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"Together such as brethren are,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">In unity to dwell."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="p2">The unity of the three brethren about whom I am going to speak is
+complete: some are united in heart and soul, but these are united in
+body and frame: closer than the Siamese twins did their union abide,
+till, in an evil hour, the winds smote them, and they were no
+more&mdash;"<i>Sed stat nominis umbra.</i>" They have left behind them a name and
+a record which will not soon perish. They might have said&mdash;had speaking
+been at all their forte&mdash;with Horace, "<i>Non omnis moriar."</i> They shall
+live in the recollection of the present, and in the records of future
+times&mdash;at least it will not be from want of will, if the pages of the
+"Tales of the Borders" do not transmit their memorial to late posterity.
+The three brethren! you exclaim, quite naturally enough. What! were they
+brothers by blood or by marriage&mdash;brothers in profession&mdash;or, like
+Simeon and Levi, in iniquity? We should like to see the mist cleared
+away, and the subject made tangible. Well, listen!</p>
+
+<p>The three brethren were three trees, or rather divisions of one tree&mdash;as
+like each other as one pea is to another&mdash;which once stood in the middle
+of the high road from Glasgow to Dumfries, upon the banks of the Nith.
+People had it that their similarity was so great that it reached the
+details of their branches, and even leaves, and that they were in
+every&mdash;even in the minutest&mdash;respect copies or fac-similes of each
+other. Nobody living&mdash;and far less any one dead&mdash;can tell their age.
+They saw Oliver Cromwell and his saintly crew march into Scotland; and
+beheld, in later times, the Highland host, in the year '45, pass along.
+They might have given an old chronicle of ancient times and manners, had
+it not been that they probably did not outlive the age of Methuselah.
+But</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"Improvisa vis lethi rapuit</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Rapietque gentes."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Destruction came in the shape of a nor'wester, and they are now in the
+act of being converted into snuff-boxes, writing-desks, and
+dressing-cases, for their old and attached acquaintances and friends;
+every one seems more anxious than another to obtain a relic of the
+immortal triumvirate&mdash;and they are more likely to be remembered with
+pleasurable feelings than even were the Triumvirates of ancient Rome.
+But now that they have bowed their heads, and given up their roots, it
+is proper that some effort should be made to perpetuate their memory;
+and who so fit as an old Closeburn man to execute this bold but
+praiseworthy task?</p>
+
+<p>The explanation, however, requires a glance at the race of gipsies, one
+of whom thus characterises the race:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"My bonny lass, I work in brass&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">A tinkler is my station&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">I've travell'd round all Christian ground</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">In this my occupation.</span><br />
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">I've ta'en the gold&mdash;I've been enroll'd</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">In many a noble squadron&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">In vain they search'd, when off I march'd,</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">To go and clout the caldron."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>The gipsies have now disappeared entirely from the north of Scotland;
+even in Fife, the former residence of the gipsy clan Jamphrey, no such
+variety of the species is to be found. Their chief residence, as we have
+had occasion to say before, is now on the Borders, where, in the village
+of Yetholm, and in Langtown, they still maintain a separate clanship.
+They still are, and have always been, extremely jealous of the marriage
+of any of their daughters, in particular, out of the tribe. Hence the
+fact, that almost every third person amongst them labours under some
+mental peculiarity or defect. Their male youths enjoy greater latitude;
+yet, on their alliance with the Philistine fair, they are usually looked
+down upon, and regarded as a kind of amphibious race, who, like the
+"Proselytes of the Gate" amongst the Jews, were not admitted into equal
+communion. Their children are brought up (at least were so, till of
+late) in the most religious contempt of the alphabet. Nor are any moral
+principles inculcated, beyond successful thieving&mdash;that is, downright
+knavery&mdash;and dexterity of execution as workmen, whether it be in forming
+a ram's horn into a cutty spoon, or in appropriating the fattest hens
+from the farmer's bauks. Their women, too, are expert fortunetellers,
+and have husbands ready-made for sixpence. They are a fearful, fearless
+race, wandering about, in former times, almost during the whole year,
+and pitching their tents&mdash;in other words, setting their asses to graze,
+and themselves to forage&mdash;wherever solitude or the tolerance of the
+laird or farmer will permit their presence. When Scotland, in general,
+and Dumfries-shire in particular, from Criffell to Corsincon, were
+densely covered with natural wood, these people divided the woodland
+with the fox, the boar, and the wolf, and were extremely expert in
+noosing hares, rabbits, and polecats. Theirs was the bow, and ultimately
+the long-barrelled gun, for securing the fowls of heaven; and the set
+line, liester, and fishing-rod for the tenants of the water.</p>
+
+<p>As was the case with the Roman of old&mdash;"<i>Patres ad insignem deformitatem
+puerum cito necaverunt;</i>" in other words, and in a different tongue,
+they put their diseased and deformed offspring to death; and more than
+one-half of those which were permitted to survive were killed in a year
+or two by harsh usage, cold, and imperfect clothing. Thus their youth
+which did survive these manifold trials and risks rose up into man and
+womanhood, proud, hardy, strong, well-seasoned plants, exhibiting much
+muscular power and symmetry in the male, and occasionally uncommon
+beauty and figure in the female form.</p>
+
+<p>The "wild gazelle exulting" and bounding on the hills of Judah was not
+more elastic in its motion, nor penetrating and fascinating in its
+glance, than were many of the fairer wives and daughters of these hordes
+of part mendicant, part predatory, and part artist wanderers. Their
+chief resorts, in ancient times, were to the banks of the Hermitage and
+Slitterick, near Hawick; to the banks of the Dee, near Kirkcudbright;
+and, above and beyond all, to the woods of Colliston, and the linns of
+Balachun, on the Nith, in Dumfries-shire; and it is to this last
+locality that the following narrative particularly refers.</p>
+
+<p>It was about the middle of the month of October that a packman, or
+pedlar, with an enormous chest laid transverse on his shoulders, was
+seen wending his way up the banks of the Nith, from Manchester to
+Glasgow. He had hoped to have reached Thornhill, then an exceedingly
+small village, before dusk; but this being his first migration in this
+direction, he found himself so surrounded and obstructed by the river
+Nith on the one hand, the linns of Balachun on the other, and an almost
+impenetrable wood in front, that night came upon him, dark and moonless,
+whilst still pushing his way through brambles, thorns, and every species
+of tangling and perplexing underwood. At last, despairing of extricating
+himself, and terrified, at the same time, by the roaring of waters,
+howling of wild beasts, and hooting of owls, he extricated his shoulders
+from the pack-bands, and, selecting as dry and soft an apartment as
+circumstances permitted, he set himself down on the grassy turf, with a
+birch branch for his canopy, and the old stump of a tree for his lean.
+In a little time he was alarmed by the cries of what appeared to be a
+child in the act of being cruelly murdered. Mungo Clark (for such was
+the packman's name) rose, and, advancing a few steps in the direction of
+the now faintly-emitted sounds, found a hare in the act of expiring of
+strangulation by means of a noose, or girn, formed of strong wire, and
+placed so as to intercept a little footpath made by the feet of the wild
+animals of the forest. Mungo was in the act of disengaging the dead
+creature from its executioner, the noose, when he heard the rustling as
+if of a lion on the spring, very near him, and all at once he found
+himself in the iron <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'gripe'">grip</ins> of a customer with whom he had no wish, on
+this occasion at least, to deal.</p>
+
+<p>"And wha are ye," were the sounds which, in a hollow and harsh tone,
+first greeted his ears&mdash;"and wha are ye, man, wha hae made yer bed this
+dark night wi' the howlets and the wull-cats&mdash;ye wha meddle wi' what
+naething concerns ye, and burn yer fingers in ither folk's kail-pats?
+Speak, man, and dinna keep me blethering here, for I hae got ither fish
+to fry, I trow, than standing here palavering wi' sic as you&mdash;come,
+speak, body, or I'll send ye, pack an' a', sixty yards lower into the
+bumbling pool o' Balachun Linn."</p>
+
+<p>Mungo Clark was neither soldier nor belted knight, nor was he armed for
+any deadly conflict; but he was not accustomed to submit without
+resentment to such rough usage.</p>
+
+<p>"Unhand me, rascal!" was the packman's reply; and making, at the same
+time, a lateral jerk, he twisted himself fairly out of the assailant's
+grasp.</p>
+
+<p>A whistle was immediately set up, and in an instant our traveller was
+surrounded by four strong, ablebodied men, who immediately flashed the
+light side of a dark lantern full in his face.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh ho!" said one of the newly-assembled assailants; "this is neither
+the deil, nor the factor, nor the wood-keeper, nor the old boy,
+Colliston himsel, but just plain Mungo Clark, Widow Clark o' Penpont's
+son, who has been at Manchester feathering his pack, for the first time,
+wi' all manner o' varieties; such as Bibles, psalm-books, ribands,
+shawls, and waistcoat-pieces. Why, by the flesh-pots o' Yetholm&mdash;and
+that's a terrible oath&mdash;we'll adopt Brother Clark into our number, and
+teach him how to snare game, and spear salmon, instead of drivelling
+away his time and strength under the pressure of a load" (trying to
+raise the pack) "which would break the back-bone of an elephant."</p>
+
+<p>The matter appeared to Mungo to be settled without any consent of his,
+asked or obtained; so, knowing somewhat of the character and habits of
+this wandering and peculiar race, he was compelled to make a virtue of
+necessity, and, raising his pack again on his shoulders, to descend with
+them into the very lowest depths of the linns of Balachun. Even at
+noonday, on the 23d of June, the Pass, as it is called, is dreary, dark,
+and dreadful; but now, under the cover of night, and with no other
+guidance than a small lantern, which scarcely made darkness visible,
+Mungo hesitated ere he would commit himself to the crossing of a fearful
+gully, and the walking along the face of a rock, or scaur, scarcely
+eight inches wide, and overhanging a fearful pool, well known by the
+terrible appellation of "Hell's Caldron." The party at last arrived at a
+small grassy plot, encircled on the one side by the roaring stream
+called Clauchry Burn, and on the other by an amphitheatre of steep,
+high, and overhanging rocks, fringed and darkened in with brushwood and
+furze, and guarded, at the upper and lower extremities, by the rocks,
+which, after receding a little to make room for this grassy retreat,
+closed in again upon the current, and prevented all <i>easy</i> entrance or
+escape. Soon after Mungo's arrival, he discovered a large kettle,
+boiling and bubbling, in a crevice of the cliff, suspended from a
+transverse beam; and beheld around it, now that a parcel of sticks and
+dry leaves were kindled, a most picturesque and motley group&mdash;women,
+children, men, boys, and lasses, of all hues, aspects, and sizes, were
+scattered about in profusion; and, as the flame flashed back from the
+red sandstone of the linn, their faces glared on Mungo with a demoniac
+expression. It seemed the very picture of Pandemonium; and yet the
+hearty laugh, the bold oath, and the occasional inquiry, bespoke the
+inhabitants to be at least one remove from devils. Mungo was desired to
+rest him and his load on the apron of the rock, and compelled, without a
+nay-say, to unstrap his pack, and expose his goods, not (seemingly) for
+sale, but for plunder. This was not the way, assuredly, to turn the
+penny to advantage, but what can one say, "<i>durum telum
+necessitas?</i>"&mdash;there was no avoiding the spoliation. To be sure, the
+king, or leader of the gipsy tribe&mdash;amounting probably to not less than
+forty or fifty persons&mdash;hinted in his ear that he should not be a loser
+at last; but, in the meantime, to his no small mortification, he saw his
+shawls, napkins, stockings, and waistcoat-pieces, making the round of
+the company without ceremony, and forgetting, like the dove from the
+ark, to return whence they had fled. The pack having been thus
+ransacked, and the pot having given audible intimation for some time of
+its preparatory doings, the king&mdash;for such he was&mdash;the notorious Donald
+Faa, with his three sons, Duncan, Cuthbert, and <i>Donnert</i> Davie,
+together with the king's fair daughter, Helen Yetholm Faa, squatted down
+on the grass, and without the help of forks, made a hearty meal on
+hares, chickens, turkeys, geese, and half-a-dozen brace of partridges,
+which might have rejoiced the heart even of a Dominie Sampson. The other
+members of the community seemed to acknowledge the deputed authority of
+a young man of good features, and an athletic and genteel appearance,
+who went by the name of the Squire. After <i>eating</i> had had its fair
+share of devoted and unremitted attention, a barrel, of considerable
+dimensions, began to make its way downward from amidst the recesses of
+this water-worn and excavated rock; and a tub being hurled sideways into
+the service, boiling water was procured, and sugar in no ordinary
+quantity commingled; and, by the help of a ladle and several chopin
+decanters, the whole mass of Egyptian humanity was stirred up into song,
+laugh, scream, inebriety, quarrel, battle, stupor, and insensibility.
+Our friend Mungo had no objections whatever to the feast, or to the
+means by which it was prolonged. He was afterwards notorious for his
+drinking habits, insomuch that his observation on this occasion is still
+repeated in the neighbourhood of the place of his nativity. When
+questioned by the king respecting the size of his native village,
+Penpont, his reply was&mdash;"It is an exceeding great city." This being
+questioned, his proof was equally ingenious, and descriptive of his
+habits&mdash;"Why, Nineveh took Jonah three days to travel through it,
+whereas Penpont generally takes me <i>seven</i>." He referred manifestly to
+his habit of stopping and drinking at every petty inn and public-house
+in the village! The jest told exceedingly in his favour. Mungo, however,
+in spite of his losses and crosses, had a noble night of it, as he
+afterwards said, with the gipsies, and awakened next morning from his
+grassy couch to cool his aching temples in the stream, and restore his
+stomach by a hair of the dog that had bit him. He then observed that the
+two sons, Duncan and Cuthbert, but not Davie (yclept Donnert, from his
+peculiarity of mental constitution), were absent, and that their father
+not only exhibited no surprise respecting his sons' absence, but refused
+to give any account to his guest of the cause of it. Meanwhile, Mungo
+had an opportunity of marking the appearances of the various objects
+around him somewhat more distinctly than he had been able to do on the
+preceding evening. Blankets, supported by forked poles, old clothes and
+rags of every description, formed a kind of nightly shelter for the
+common herd; whilst the royal head reposed in the midst of his male
+progeny, on the lap of a projecting rock, with a few hare-skins for his
+pillow, and a corn-sack for his coverlet. His fair daughter's bedchamber
+was somewhat more removed beyond a projecting corner of the winding
+linn, and she was protected from observation by the branches of the
+overhanging trees being drawn closely down over her, and by what had
+once, in all probability, been a soldier's tent, but which was now
+miserably rent, and unweather-worthy. It was manifest that this child
+was the darling and care of a fond father; for she was not only provided
+in a superior manner, but, by the position of his own sleeping
+apartment, she was protected from all intercourse with the other members
+of the tribe. Honest nature! thou art too many, even for a gipsy life;
+and even here parental affection hallowed and refined what was unseemly
+and revolting. I say revolting; for, in an obscure corner, and under the
+shelter of a hazel-bush, lay a figure, emaciated with disease, and
+probably with dissipation and crime, groaning in agony, and regarded
+with no more sympathy by the great mass of the tribe than if he had been
+a strangled hare or a mangled horse. There was something indeed terrible
+in this sight. True, Helen Faa did all that she was permitted, but that
+was but little, to alleviate his sufferings; but death was in his eye
+and in his throat&mdash;he made one great effort to rise, grasped a branch
+convulsively, and ceased to live. Mungo would willingly have retired,
+even with the losses he had sustained, but he was not
+permitted&mdash;probably because old Donald conjectured that information
+would be immediately lodged against him, and he would be compelled to
+relinquish one of his strongest holds in the south of Scotland.
+Meantime, Mungo had an opportunity of beholding more closely the female
+portion of this society; and was exceedingly struck&mdash;for he was yet a
+young man and unmarried&mdash;with the really handsome faces and well-formed
+persons which characterised the whole; but far and away above all the
+rest shone Miss Helen Yetholm Faa&mdash;for thus was she designated by the
+clan&mdash;in the pride of health, youth, and black, or rather brown,
+eyes&mdash;those weapons of female onset which are sharper than a two-edged
+sword, as Mungo used to sing or say afterwards, in a song which he
+composed on the occasion:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"They were jet, jet black, and like a hawk,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">And wadna let a body be."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>All this seemed to be fully appreciated by the Squire, who evidently
+paid the young princess particular attention, and seemed, at the same
+time, sufficiently jealous of any foreign interference with the object
+of his attention. Donnert Davie was a stout, ill-made, squint-eyed
+being, who stammered in his speech, and seemed particularly useful in
+carrying on the culinary operations, under the direction of Helen, in
+the retreat. He felled wood for the fire, carried water to the kettle,
+heated cow and sheep horns in the flame; brought round about and close
+to the operator old pots, pans, and trenchers, which had been obtained
+to be clouted, clasped, and mended. He was, in short, a kind of gipsy
+factotum; and when "the house affairs did not call him thence," he would
+associate with the stranger, stammering out such incoherent inquiries
+as&mdash;"Whare been?&mdash;What do?&mdash;What do?&mdash;Mother dead?&mdash;Mother dead?&mdash;
+Yes&mdash;yes&mdash;yes&mdash;true&mdash;true&mdash;true"&mdash;muttering to himself, and repeating
+the same monosyllable half-a-dozen times. His sister Helen was
+manifestly kind to him, and would not permit any of the company to
+insult or ill-use him.</p>
+
+<p>Night arrived, but with it not Duncan or Cuthbert; and it was not till
+late on the following evening that they made their appearance, and with
+them came silver and gold in abundance: consequently Mungo Clark's
+claims were satisfied; and he was informed that, next morning, as they
+were all about to decamp, he might pursue his journey homewards; but
+about the following dawn, an authoritative voice from the top of the
+precipice summoned the whole party to a surrender. One figure stood
+prominently forward, looking over the rock; and Donnert Davie, whose
+blunderbuss always lay charged beside him, immediately fired, and the
+figure came tumbling down headlong, and sunk in the yawning abyss of
+boiling water. In a word, the whole party, after a most determined
+resistance, were taken prisoners by a military party obtained from
+Dumfries; and it being proved against Duncan and Donald Faa that they
+had stolen some cattle from Dalswinton Mains, and sold them on the sands
+of Dumfries&mdash;as also against Donnert Davie, that he had shot the
+serjeant who commanded on the occasion&mdash;the whole three brothers were
+tried, condemned, and sentenced to be executed, <i>in terrorem</i>, near the
+spot where their depredations had been committed. As there were three
+persons to execute, and the famous tree already referred to had three
+branches, they appeared to the sheriff to be destined for each other;
+and accordingly all the three were hung at the same time on the same
+tree, which has ever since retained the appellation of "The Three
+Brethren."</p>
+
+<p>Old Donald, his fair daughter, Mungo Clark, Squire Cockburn, and the
+rest, were set at liberty; but the gipsies were conveyed by a military
+escort across the Borders; and I have been given to understand that the
+Squire, who was the young laird of Glenae, after considerable opposition
+from the old father, was married to fair Helen Yetholm Faa; and that he
+was the happy husband of the fair dame who used afterwards to go about
+the country in disguise, attending in gipsy garb at weddings, kirns, and
+merry-meetings, and giving origin to the well-known reel&mdash;"Auld Glenae."</p>
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="5">THE MISTAKE RECTIFIED.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">"Now," said the traveller, as he wandered up one of those retired
+Highland glens, which characterise and beautify the Grampian range, "I
+shall once more visit my dear father and mother; and my sister, now
+woman grown; and, what is more, my sweet Helen M'Donald, who used to
+gather the mountain berries along with me, and pursue the little kids
+and lambs. Ah, Helen was only about thirteen years old when I left; she
+will now be eighteen; a full-grown beautiful woman, I have no doubt. I
+wonder if old Andrew, her grandfather, be still living; he used to tell
+me such tales of Prince Charlie, and Prestonpans, and Culloden, that my
+hair yet almost stands erect at the recollection of them. And then there
+was Euphemia M'Gregor, his son's wife, the mother of my dear Helen; and
+Oscar and Fingal, my father's faithful attendants and servants: and we
+had such fun during the long winter nights, when the sheep were in a
+place of safety, and the door was barred, and the peat-fire was burning
+clear, and the very cat and kitten enjoyed the cheery fireside&mdash;such
+questions and commands, such guessing and forfeiting, and riding round
+the fire on a besom, and holding one's mouth full of water to discharge
+on the person's face who should first laugh at our grotesque gestures
+and looks: but night is approaching whilst I linger by the way&mdash;my whole
+heart heaves to behold once more the sweet home of my youth and
+innocence."</p>
+
+<p>Thus said, or thought aloud, a young man, seemingly about twenty-two
+years of age, as he ascended Glen&mdash;&mdash;and approached the thatched
+shieling which stood on the margin of a small mountain stream, which
+wended its mazes along the tortuous glen. He had been five years, come
+the time, absent from his mountain home, and had, during that period,
+endured and encountered a variety of fortune. He sung as he went along&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"A light heart and thin pair of breeches,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Goes through the world, brave boys!"</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>switching the bent and heather-bells with his cane, and treading with a
+step as elastic as was his bosom. At last, just as the sun was tinging
+with his departing ray the top of the highest mountain in the
+neighbourhood, he turned the corner of a projecting rock, and came at
+once into full and distinct view of his home. It was then grey twilight,
+and objects began to assume an indistinct appearance. Walking by the
+side of the stream, as if meditating, there appeared a figure wrapped up
+in a Highland plaid. It immediately struck the young sailor that this
+was his sister; and in order to give her what is called an agreeable
+surprise, he stepped aside unperceived by her, and stood concealed
+behind a projecting cliff, which the stream had stripped bare of soil in
+its passing current. The figure came nearer and nearer, and then,
+sighing deeply, uttered some sound, which his ear could not catch. At
+last, tears and sobs followed, and he heard the words most distinctly
+pronounced&mdash;"Alas, I can never truly love him! I shall be the most
+wretched of women! But he whom I loved as angels love&mdash;oh, he, my own
+dear William M'Pherson, is dead and gone, and I can never see him more."</p>
+
+<p>"But you can though, my own dear Helen;" and in an instant he held her
+lifeless and motionless in his arms. She had uttered just one awful
+scream, which was re-echoed by the surrounding cliffs, and had ceased to
+feel or know anything connected with the living world. Alas! she was
+dead, and he was distracted. He ran to the house, calling aloud for
+help; but every one of its inmates, even the mother who bore him, fled
+from his presence, uttering ejaculations, intimating the greatest terror
+at his presence. In vain did he protest with tears&mdash;I am your son and no
+other&mdash;I am Willie M'Pherson, your lost boy! His words bore no
+conviction along with him. Avaunt, foul fiend! Avaunt, in the name of
+God and the Holy Trinity&mdash;trouble me not&mdash;trouble me not; my dear child
+is in heaven; and thou, foul spirit, art permitted for a time to assume
+his shape. His sister, too, was equally incredulous, and his father had
+not yet returned from the hill. What was to be done? Helen M'Donald was
+in all probability dead, or dying, helpless and alone, and yet no one
+would come to her assistance. At last, Oscar and Fingal made their
+appearance in advance of his father; and though they barked at first
+upon his naming them, they immediately ran up to him, and jumped upon
+his back, his neck, his head, his whole person. They seemed in as much
+danger of expressing joy as poor Helen had been of dying of fearful
+surprise.</p>
+
+<p>"Stand back," said the delighted and believing father to his wife, who
+absolutely clung to his knees to prevent his advance&mdash;"stand back,
+woman; d'ye think Fingal and Oscar would caress the foul fiend in that
+manner? Na&mdash;na&mdash;na. Ha! ha! ha!" And he fell upon his son's shoulders,
+weeping and crying convulsively.</p>
+
+<p>"My father&mdash;my dear, dear father."</p>
+
+<p>"My son&mdash;my lost, my only, my restored son," was the response.</p>
+
+<p>But Helen, in an instant, brought the whole party, consisting of father,
+mother, sister, and son, to her aid: a light was procured and held over
+her face; her bosom was bared, and rubbed; her forehead had water
+plentifully poured upon it from the stream; and, at last, symptoms of
+returning life appeared. Oscar and Fingal, in the meantime, had licked
+Helen's face, and neck, and shoulders, all over; and whether from any
+virtue in the peculiar touch of their tongues, or from the natural
+expiry of the trance, Helen breathed heavily&mdash;her bosom heaved; William
+looked on her cheeks, and they were flushed with red. In a moment he had
+her in his arms. Helen, for some time, suffered exquisite bodily
+torture; but was at last capable of having the truth made gradually
+known to her. She said surely she had been dreaming, as she had often
+done, and that she was still surely asleep, and that she would waken at
+last, as she had done before, to a dreadful perception of the reality.
+William M'Pherson still continued to clasp and assure Helen of his
+personal identity. But, even when convinced of the reality of William's
+presence, Helen did not evince that degree of happiness which might have
+been expected; she sat stupified and passive, and seemingly insensible
+to everything around her; her mind was evidently wandering to a
+disagreeable subject. However, she was prevailed upon to return with the
+family into the house, and, worn out and fatigued, she was soon after
+put to rest in an adjoining apartment.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime, the young sailor was questioned minutely respecting the
+reason of his reappearance, after he had been so long reported, and
+believed by everybody, to be dead.</p>
+
+<p>Without repeating his answer in his own words, which were interlarded
+with sea phrases, we may state, in general, that it was to the following
+purpose:&mdash;He had gone to Dundee, with the view of making some small
+purchases for the household, when he accidentally fell in with a
+recruiting party, who were beating up for marines for the fleet, then
+just returned from the capture of the Danish fleet at Copenhagen.
+Inexperienced as he was, he was enticed into a public-house on the
+shore, and awakened, after a stupor of some hours, on board a British
+man-of-war. In a few hours, he was conveyed out to sea, along with
+several others, and was conveyed immediately to Spithead. Having it
+ultimately put to his choice whether he would stand by a gun, or handle
+a musket and a sabre, he chose the former, and was regularly entered as
+an ablebodied seaman on board His Majesty's ship the Victory. In her,
+along with Admiral Nelson, he sailed for the West Indies, and then
+crossed the Atlantic, back to the shores of France. The enemy still
+eluding the eagle-eye of Lord Nelson, he sailed for the Mediterranean,
+and, after various landings and inquiries, came upon the French fleet,
+moored closely inland on the coast of Egypt, at the mouth of the Nile.
+He was in the dreadful battle of the Nile, and assisted in rescuing
+several who were blown up, but not killed, in the L'Orient. After the
+battle, he had promotion, and ultimately prize-money, on account of his
+brave and humane conduct, and sailed again for Naples, and latterly in
+quest of the Spanish fleet on the coast of Spain. He was close by Nelson
+when he was shot by a rifleman from the mast of the ship with which he
+had grappled, and saw the fellow who did the deed drop on the deck,
+being shot through the heart by a marine on board of Lord Nelson's ship.
+After the battle, he was returned to Plymouth, having been wounded in
+the leg&mdash;a musket-ball had passed through the flesh, and somewhat, but
+not greatly, injured the bone. He spent some months in the hospital, and
+was then despatched to the coast of France on board the Spitfire. There
+he had distinguished himself in cutting out and burning several of the
+enemy's craft at Havre; and being again wounded, though slightly, in the
+arm, he was put upon the pension list, and allowed to dispose of himself
+till his country should again require his services. In these
+circumstances, he began to think of his home; and, with some hundreds of
+pounds in the bank, and a pension order of about two shillings and
+sixpence a-day in his pocket, he arrived at Dundee in a sailing vessel,
+and was on his way to his <i>native glen</i> when the reader first became
+acquainted with him. When this narrative was finished, his father
+retired for an instant, and then appeared with some papers, which he had
+extracted from his private depositories. He first read a letter which
+purported to come from a king's officer, who signed himself William
+Wilson, and who informed his afflicted father that his son had been
+induced to go on board a king's ship, to see the arrangements which it
+exhibited; but that, in passing from the small boat to the deck, he had
+missed a foot, and been drowned. The letter was dated on board the
+<ins title="Transcriber's Note: word not capitalized in original.">Spitfire</ins>; and mentioned, likewise, that the ship was under sailing
+orders for the general rendezvous at Spithead. The poor distracted
+parent had come to Dundee, but could obtain no information of his
+son&mdash;only, about three months after, he heard that a dead body, severely
+mutilated, had been thrown out upon the sands of St Andrews; and, on
+account of the state of its decomposition, had immediately been interred
+in Christian burial-ground. A second pilgrimage to St Andrews was
+undertaken by the father and daughter; but nothing satisfactory was
+discovered, except that the corpse exhibited marks of having been
+dressed in a blue-and-white striped waistcoat, which answered to that in
+which he had left Denhead, his home in the Highlands. After this last
+discovery, all further inquiry ceased, and the afflicted family
+fulfilled the period of their sincere mourning, and things returned
+nearly to their usual bearing. But, when father, and mother, and sister
+had seemingly got over the worst of their grief, Helen M'Donald still
+pined in silence over the recollections of her early companion; and as
+she expanded into womanhood, her grief seemed to grow "with her growth;"
+and her father became extremely anxious to have Helen properly and
+creditably disposed of in marriage.</p>
+
+<p>The son of a small proprietor in the neighbourhood had lately become
+laird himself; and, though far exceeding Helen in years, having had
+frequent opportunities of seeing her, particularly at church on Sabbath,
+he had become enamoured of so much beauty and innocence. Proposals had
+been made to the father, which were immediately accepted; and the young
+lady had been dealt with, as young ladies in such situations generally
+are, by arguments of interest, and worldly comfort, and even grandeur.
+First impressions are deep (oh, how deep!); and Helen could not yet
+entirely exclude the image of her beloved William from her recollection.
+Laird M'Wharry was urgent in his suit&mdash;her father, whom she
+affectionately loved, was troubled and anxious&mdash;her mother, too, pressed
+home upon her attention prudential considerations&mdash;so, after long delays
+and many internal struggles, Helen at last consented to become, but not
+till some months afterwards, Mrs or Lady M'Wharry, as the peasantry
+styled the laird's wife. It was during her visit (previous to her
+marriage) to M'Wharry that the incident took place which thus connects
+our narrative, and brings us up to the point of time when William
+M'Pherson arrived at Denhead.</p>
+
+<p>William, learning from Helen, as well as from his father and mother, how
+matters were situated, suddenly disappeared, and left no means of
+tracing the place of his retreat. Days, and even weeks, passed, but no
+letter arrived, and no message came. In the meantime, the day appointed
+for the marriage approached, and Helen seemed to have made up her mind
+to submit to necessity; at least she tried to look cheerful, and put as
+good a face upon it as many tears, shed in private, would permit.</p>
+
+<p>Laird M'Wharry was a true Highlander&mdash;he had much of that clannish
+feeling which is peculiar to the Celt. He was, besides, exceedingly
+passionate, and had more than once got into trouble from having used
+hasty and unguarded expressions. Nay, he had once been prosecuted in the
+Court of Session, and damages had been obtained to a considerable
+amount, by one of his servants, or rather slaves, whom he had beat most
+unmercifully. In attending a Perth market, he had occasion to ride
+homewards, after dark, with a brother proprietor, who had lately bought
+an estate in his neighbourhood. This proprietor could not boast a Celtic
+name or origin. He was plain Mr Monnipenny, from the town of Kirkcaldy,
+in Fife. They had both been drinking during the course of the day, and
+were, therefore, more liable to get into some dispute or quarrel.
+M'Wharry began by deprecating Mr Monnipenny's horse, whose character the
+master supported with some warmth; so, to settle the matter, they both
+set off at the gallop, and the fire flashed from the horses' heels as
+they passed through Dunkeld. Unfortunately for Laird M'Wharry, however,
+about a mile beyond the above town, the saddle-girth gave way, and he
+came to the ground head foremost. He was dead when Mr Monnipenny came up
+with him. He had suffered a concussion of the brain; and,
+notwithstanding that medical aid was immediately obtained from Dunkeld,
+nothing could be done.</p>
+
+<p>Poor Helen M'Pherson really mourned his fate; for, though she had no
+love for him, she had brought herself to think that it was her duty to
+fulfil her promise. But where was he whom her young heart held in its
+core? No one knew&mdash;no one could tell. Helen had inwardly resolved to
+live single on his account, even if no further accounts were received of
+William M'Pherson. But her father in the meantime died of a fever; and
+her mother was compelled to remove from the farm to the village of
+Dunkeld, where, in order to support herself and her lovely daughter, she
+set up a little shop with a small sum which her husband and she had
+saved, and was highly respected by all who knew her. In the meantime,
+the parish schoolmaster, an excise officer, and a wealthy sheep-farmer,
+all solicited Helen's hand; but she lent a deaf ear to all these offers,
+still thinking, and speaking, and dreaming about her William.</p>
+
+<p>One day, when she was standing at the shop-door, she observed a crowd
+gathered about a horse and gig, out of which a person had just been
+thrown, and was taken up as was feared lifeless. Helen, from motives of
+humanity, rushed into the crowd to make inquiries, and saw the person
+carried into an adjoining apothecary's shop; there he was immediately
+bled, and, to the infinite satisfaction of all, had begun to recover.
+The fact turned out to be, that he had been stunned by the fall on his
+head, but no concussion or fracture had taken place. The gentleman, she
+learned, had been put to bed, but was mighty unruly, as he insisted upon
+pursuing his journey that very evening into the Highlands; and a
+post-chaise, with two horses and a steady driver, had been brought to
+the apothecary's door, and the traveller was passing into it, with his
+head and arm tied up, when all at once Helen uttered a scream, and stood
+trembling betwixt him and the conveyance. It was her own William,
+returned from sea&mdash;to which he had again fled&mdash;and making all despatch
+to reach Denhead, as he had learned, on his way towards the Highlands,
+the fate that had overtaken the bridegroom, Laird M'Wharry. Now, reader,
+you and I part&mdash;I can do no more for you; for, if you cannot far better
+conceive than I can describe what followed, you can be no reader of
+mine&mdash;you will never have perused the story at all. William was now
+comfortably circumstanced, pensioned, and dismissed the service; and the
+last time I had a week's fishing at Amalrie, I spent my evenings and
+nights under his roof. He is now, like myself, a grandfather; and Helen,
+though not quite so young as she was some thirty or forty years ago, is
+still in my mind a perfect beauty, and has blessed her husband, during a
+pretty long life, with all that kind husbands can expect or obtain by
+marriage. She has made him a happy father, and a fond, foolish,
+indulgent grandpapa.</p>
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="6">DURA DEN; OR, SECOND THOUGHTS ARE BEST.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">I took my way, a few days ago, fishing-rod in hand, from Cupar in Fife,
+by Dura Den, up towards the healthy and sequestered village of Ceres.
+Dura Den was once romantic and secluded. Its brawling stream, which
+empties the waters of the upper basin into the Eden, leaped and tumbled
+over igneous, and penetrated its way through aqueous, formations, till
+it mingled into rejoicing union with the lovely Eden immediately under
+the old towers of Spottiswood, and the fine Gothic church of Dairsie.
+This deep and beautifully-winding ravine was covered from rock to rock,
+on each successively sunny side, by trees of various name and leaf, from
+the scented sloe and hawthorn, up to the hazel, the birch, and the oak.
+It was a perfect aviary during the spring months. A few wild deer
+browsed amidst recesses, and various love-smitten maids and men repaired
+to this retreat, to talk of many things which were only interesting to
+themselves. The soft projecting sandstone rocks had been water-run into
+caves and recesses; and in some of these report had fixed the residence,
+for a night at least, of the famous Balfour of Burley, after the affair
+of Magus Muir.<a name="FNanchor_A_2" id="FNanchor_A_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_A_2" class="fnanchor">[A]</a> It is not, however, to this, but to a more recent
+occurrence, that I am now about to solicit your attention, after,
+however, premising the change which has now been wrought upon this once
+rural, secluded, romantic, lovely spot. At the very entrance, there
+stands a bone-mill, grinding, with grating activity and horrible crunch,
+into powder the mingled bones of man and beast. You have scarcely
+escaped from the horrible jarring sound of the modern ogre, than you
+come full plump upon a spinning-mill, with as many windows as there are
+days in the year. There it stands bestriding the valley like a colossus,
+and commanding all the collected energies of the once pure and solitary
+stream. Bless me! how it thunders: the very rocks seem to shake under
+the whirl of the tremendous machinery; whilst at every open window out
+flies in clouds the imprisoned dust and stour. A single door opens, and
+the sound maddens on your ear into a screwing torture. It shuts again.
+You are greatly relieved by the compressed and imprisoned horror. A
+little further up this once delightful den, a pillar of smoke shoots out
+on the eye, like an eruption of Mount Vesuvius. This is an evidence that
+(as in the formation of this globe) fire has been called upon to assist
+water. Again and again, another and another hulking dirty erection fixes
+its hideous trail in the lovely localities, till the landscape still
+onwards opens upon green fields, all covered and whitened over, <i>not</i>
+with daisies, but with <i>yarn</i>, which has just been removed from the
+vitriolic vat. I had essayed here and there to fish, but had not even a
+nibble. A little factory urchin, who saw my mistake, immediately
+accosted me with&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Ye needna fish here about, sir, for the fish are a' dead."</p>
+
+<p>"What has <i>deaded</i> them?" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! I dinna ken, except maybe it's the vitriol&mdash;they dinna tak wi' the
+vitriol ava."</p>
+
+<p>"No wonder," thought I. "I suspect neither you nor I would tak weel with
+such a beverage." So I at once rolled in my line, put up my rod, and was
+on the eve of returning, somewhat disappointed, from my forenoon's
+ramble, when my attention was attracted by an old, though fresh-looking
+man <i>in his "cruda viridisque senectus</i>," who was sitting on a bench in
+the sunshine, betwixt the door and the window of one of those very neat
+and cleanly cottages, which have been erected for the convenience and
+accommodation of the mill-spinners, and which, from the name of the
+spirited proprietor, has been called "Yoolfield."</p>
+
+<p>"James," said the old man&mdash;"come here, James, and tell me what's that ye
+waur saying to the gentleman."</p>
+
+<p>"Ou, I was only telling him there waur nae trouts, except <i>stane
+anes</i>,<a name="FNanchor_B_3" id="FNanchor_B_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_B_3" class="fnanchor">[B]</a> here."</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime, I had approached the old man's seat, and thinking that
+he motioned me to be seated, I at once took my place, as if I had been
+an old acquaintance, by his side. It turned out that he was the
+grandfather of this urchin, who in a few minutes reappeared with a face
+of great comfort and vigorous health; "<i>causa erat in aperto</i>"&mdash;he had
+dined.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye'll be a stranger hereaboots, I mak nae doubt?" said the old man.</p>
+
+<p>I replied that I had been so for some time past; that I had stopped, on
+my way north, a day in Cupar, in order to revisit this romantic retreat;
+but that it was now sadly changed, and I had not the heart to pursue my
+walk any further. I miss, added I, everything which I expected to see:
+the solitude, the green banks, the trees, the pure waters, the yellow
+trouts, the all of innocence and nature by which this den was marked,
+ere these vile spinning-jennies had entered, with noise, confusion, and
+defilement in their train.</p>
+
+<p>"And so," said the aged Nestor, "ye are up in arms against the late
+erections, because ye canna get an hour or twa's fishing, nor pursue
+your own fancies about solitude, and innocence, and that! I will tell
+ye, my good sir&mdash;for ye're but a bairn in comparison wi' me&mdash;that had ye
+experienced what I hae experienced, ye wad hae blessed the day which
+converted this solitary and useless den into a source of comfortable
+living to hundreds of families, who might otherwise be starving at home,
+or banished from all that they hold dear into a foreign land."</p>
+
+<p>"Grandfather," hereupon said a fine rosy girl about fourteen, "dinner's
+ready: will ye come in, or will I bring it out to you?"</p>
+
+<p>"I think," said the ancient patriarch, "I'll just rest whar I am; it's a
+bonny sunny day, and the den is a' loun and sheltered. Just bring out
+the broth and the wee bit Irish stew here, and maybe this gentleman, now
+tired wi' nae fishing, will no scorn to tak a spoonfu' and a bit
+alangside o' a puir auld body."</p>
+
+<p>I immediately assured my kind host that I had provisions in my basket,
+which I soon disengaged, together with a flask containing a sufficiency
+of old Nantz. To it, therefore, we set, exchanging viands: I partaking
+of the excellent and savoury stew, and he of a wee drap, only a very wee
+drap, of the brandy. Like Sir Walter Scott's minstrel, the soul of the
+old yet vigorous Trojan waxed strong within him; and, after having duly
+returned thanks to the Giver of all good, he drew me close to his elbow,
+and proceeded thus:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, sir, I'm now considerably upwards of eighty years&mdash;the period
+at which the psalmist says the strength of man is but grief and labour;
+but I haena found it sae, for a' my griefs and labours were confined to
+the earlier pairt o' my life, and no to the latter day&mdash;His name be
+praised for the same."</p>
+
+<p>I instinctively answered "Amen;" and, partly encouraged by this, and
+partly by an additional pull at the brandy-flask, the old man pursued
+his egotism.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, ye see, ye are against spinning-jennies and large manufactures,
+ye say; but they are the freends o' the puir, sir&mdash;the blessed
+supporters o' thousands and millions in these lands.<a name="FNanchor_C_4" id="FNanchor_C_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_C_4" class="fnanchor">[C]</a> You shall hear;
+for, as you seem to have time on your hands, I will, for your father's
+sake" (I had made him acquainted with my descent from a worthy clergyman
+in the north), "unfold to you my whole history, and that of my children,
+up to this hour:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"My name, sir, is Donald Sutherland. I belong originally to the county
+of that name; and I was bred a farmer on the estates of the Duchess of
+Sutherland. But there was neither duke nor duchess then, oh dear!"
+(Hereupon the old man absolutely cried; having, however, checked himself
+by observing that he was an old fool, he again proceeded):&mdash;"I had, as I
+said, a small sheep-farm, of about one thousand acres, in the western
+district of that county. I see, sir, you are surprised at my saying
+<i>small</i>; but, sir, when land is let at a shilling an acre, as it was in
+my day, such a farm is but small&mdash;a thousand shillings, ye ken, is just
+fifty pounds o' yearly rent: and that was my rent at <i>Edderachills</i>,
+near by Loch Assynt. I am now, as ye see, an auld man, and a grey; but I
+was ance young, and stout, and foolish too, nae doobt. I thought
+naething wad war me, sae I just married whan I was a young,
+inexperienced callan, about nineteen; and, having got a brother of my
+puir father's to be security (ye see my puir father was only a hind on
+the estate o' Sutherland, and had neither money nor credit), I took my
+dear Helen M'Roy home to no that ill a bigging&mdash;wi' a hantle o'
+blankets, a peat-fire, a herd callan, and twa as canny and sensible dogs
+as ever followed a herd, or turned a hirsel. Aweel, ye ken, Helen and me
+war very happy, for we loved each other dearly; we had been acquainted
+frae the time we could climb a brae or eat a cranberry; and things went
+on no that ill ava. We had twa bairns in the course o' twal years, a
+lassie, and a fine lad, wha was drowned, as ye shall hear; but oh my
+heart is sair whan I think o't. It was one awful night in the month of
+January. A vessel had stranded in Loch Assynt. The men were seen,
+through a stormy moonshine, hanging to the topmast, which, however, went
+from side to side, with a fearful swing. At every turn or jerk, another
+and another human being was plunged into the roaring foam. My son
+Archibald, my shepherd, and I, pushed from the shore in a fishing-boat,
+which was lying high and dry&mdash;we heard the fearful screams of perishing
+men&mdash;we rowed off at all hazards, but had not neared the vessel, when
+our boat fairly swamped. We were still, however, within wading depth,
+and with difficulty regained our feet and the boat. We again pushed hard
+from land, and at last came under the lee of the wreck. My son was
+young, active, and daring; and, in order to ascertain how matters were,
+or what remained of the deck, he caught a rope, and leaped on board. In
+an instant, a young man, a passenger, with his wife and child, were
+slung, as it were, miraculously on board our little boat. The waves went
+up in spouting foam betwixt the wreck and the boat, and then subsiding,
+heaved us with a tremendous crash against the side of the vessel; and I
+remember no more till I awoke to misery, in a kelp hut by the sea-shore.
+I found that my son, with the woman and child, had perished; but that
+the husband, my shepherd, and myself, had been cast ashore, and with
+difficulty resuscitated. My grief and his mother's grief were loud and
+severe. But 'what cannot be cured must be endured.' The stranger was a
+native of Fife, who had been to America on a mercantile speculation, and
+having married at New York, and become a father, was on his way towards
+Kirkcaldy, his native place, when this dreadful accident occurred. He
+had lost all his effects, and some money in the wreck, and was content
+to take part of my humble dwelling for a season. In the meantime, my
+lease expired, and another proprietor had arisen, who knew not Donald
+Sutherland. The rent offered by my next and more wealthy neighbour was
+far above what I would think of promising, so I behoved to leave sweet
+Edderachills, with all its heath, and moss, and muir, for a sea-shore
+appointment in the manufacturing of kelp from sea-weed&mdash;at that time a
+very flourishing employment in the West Highlands in particular. The
+stranger about this time took his departure, but not without many
+promises of returning again to visit the grave of his wife and child,
+and to renew his acquaintance with my wife, my daughter, and myself. For
+a time the kelp concern did pretty well; we had good and regular payment
+for the article, and an increasing demand; and we contrived to live at
+least as comfortably as we had done as sheep-farmers. But man is always
+finding out inventions; a method was devised of dispensing, by means of
+a chemical discovery, with our kelp entirely; and we were suddenly and
+entirely ruined. It was at this period that I, in a manner, <i>cursed</i>,
+like you, the spirit of discovery and invention. I was disgusted by the
+change which the progress of science had made, and I did not know how to
+turn myself for a bare subsistence. In this situation of affairs, my
+daughter Nelly within there (pointing to the door) was courted by a
+neighbouring sheep-farmer's son, of a somewhat disreputable character,
+but of considerable reputed wealth. This was a sad trial to us all; for,
+though the marriage might have benefited us somewhat, in a worldly point
+of view, we did not like to see our blooming and virtuous child
+sacrificed, it might be, to the momentary feelings of a known deceiver.
+Nelly could not bear the thoughts of such a union; and one night she
+told her lover as much. In consequence of this unfortunate affair, we
+were very soon after turned out of house and hold&mdash;the old farmer having
+contracted with the proprietor for the huts and steadings which had once
+been peopled with busy and prosperous hands, but which now were nearly
+empty. Baser proposals than before were made by the degraded and
+vindictive young man; and we set off, one moonlight night, across the
+hills, for the town of Dornoch. We were three wanderers in the
+wilderness&mdash;my wife Helen, my daughter Nelly, and myself. I was still
+comparatively strong, and was determined to work, but could find no
+employment. For days we slept (for the weather was fine) on the heath,
+and lived on what little of our means yet remained. I was resolved, come
+what might, that I would not beg. My wife and daughter bore up
+amazingly; for we trusted that our God&mdash;the God of the hills, as well as
+of the valleys; of the poor and the outcast, as well as of the rich and
+provided&mdash;would not forget us. I found temporary work, at last, in a
+stone quarry, and occupied a hut close upon the sea-shore. This, to us
+all, was luxury; for it was independence. Contentment <i>kitchened</i>
+labour, and we slept soundly in our poverty and innocence. But this, I
+saw, could not long continue; my strength was not equal to this severe
+labour, to which I was unaccustomed; so I persuaded, not without
+difficulty, my wife and daughter to accompany me to Canada, to which the
+Countess of Sutherland was then offering a free passage from Cromarty
+Frith, in the good ship Aurora. I should, however, have mentioned that,
+whilst residing at Dornoch, I had observed the son of a neighbouring
+proprietor&mdash;a somewhat smart-looking gentleman&mdash;frequently passing our
+door, and sometimes conversing with my wife and daughter; but I took no
+notice of the affair, as I felt secure in the virtue and prudence of
+both parties. No proposals, honourable or otherwise, were made to my
+daughter, and I conceived the matter to be at an end. On the day of the
+ship's sailing, we were all on the quay, and ready to embark. My wife
+and I had entered the boat, and were waiting for my daughter, who had
+been sent by us on a message to a shop. She did not return in time for
+the boat in which we were conveyed to the Aurora; but we were told by
+the sailors that she would probably arrive in the next. One boat,
+however, arrived, but our dear Nelly was not in it; another came, but
+with it no daughter. Meantime the ship was under sail, and the captain
+said he would not lose the favourable breeze for all the girls in
+Scotland. My dear wife was inconsolable, and I petitioned hard to be let
+out, even on one of the Western Isles; but the weather was exceeding
+stormy, and we kept as far as possible from land. 'God,' said I to my
+grieving partner, 'will protect Nelly; for she is good and virtuous. God
+can be father and mother, and more than all that, to those who fear and
+obey him.' We landed at Quebec, and maintained ourselves for some
+time&mdash;I acting as a kind of shore-porter, and my wife assisting in
+assorting furs in a great warehouse. But our means were but small; so we
+bethought us of removing more inland. So we arrived ultimately at
+Montreal, where I had the good fortune to meet with a distant relative
+in pretty good circumstances. He had long been engaged in a mercantile
+house, and had now obtained a considerable and a profitable share in it.
+He immediately found employment for me as a warehouse servant, whilst my
+wife washed and dressed for himself and a few friends. Year after year
+passed by, and many a letter did we write to Edderachills and Dornoch;
+but we received no answer. At last it pleased God to remove my dear
+Helen by death; and my friend having resolved to remove to Kirkcaldy,
+his native place, I took shipping with him in the ship St John, and we
+arrived off the Land's End in safety. But it came on to blow dreadfully
+from the north and the east, as we rounded the island; and one dark
+night in the month of November we struck upon a rock in the
+neighbourhood of Ely. The ship fired signals of distress, and a boat
+came out, which saved the passengers and crew; but the ship and cargo
+were lost. What was my surprise, upon arriving at the inn, to find, in
+the person of one of the boatmen, the shipwrecked stranger, Sam Rogers,
+who had lodged so long with us at Edderachills. He insisted upon my
+immediately repairing to his cabin, as he termed it, on the shore, with
+the view of introducing me to his wife and a large family of children.</p>
+
+<p>"'Have you ever heard,' continued he, after we were seated, 'anything of
+your daughter Nelly?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Not a word,' said I, eagerly. 'Have you?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Would you know her,' continued he, 'if you were again to see her?'</p>
+
+<p>"'Know her,' said I; 'to be sure I would&mdash;her image is ever before me. I
+see her, at this moment, as plainly as if she were still alive. Oh!
+what&mdash;horrible!&mdash;stand off!&mdash;stand off! Do these old eyes deceive me, or
+art thou indeed my own darling, lost child?' said I; whilst Nelly&mdash;the
+real flesh-and-blood Nelly&mdash;clasped me to her arms, and burst into a
+flood of tears.</p>
+
+<p>"'My father!&mdash;my father!' she exclaimed, whilst the young ones gathered
+around us in stupid amazement; and my son-in-law, Sam Rogers, rubbed his
+hands and flapped his arms in perfect delight. It was indeed my dear
+Nelly, in the person of Helen Rogers, the still handsome mother of seven
+children.</p>
+
+<p>"But, Helen, I say&mdash;Helen, set down the bairn a wee bit, and tell this
+honest gentleman the Dornoch story, ye ken."</p>
+
+<p>"Hout," said Helen, "I hae nae time, father, to enter into a' the outs
+and ins o' thae langsyne tales; besides, I see Sam waving me up to the
+mill&mdash;I'm wanted, father, an' ye maun look after the bairn till I come
+back again."</p>
+
+<p>Being foiled in his wish to set his daughter's tongue agoing to the tune
+of her own adventures, the old man placed the child on the greensward in
+front of the cottage, and, after once more paying his respects to my
+brandy-flask, proceeded as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Weel, the lassie disna like to hear me tell the story; I ken she aye
+blushes at bits o't; but now that she's awa, I may just as weel finish,
+by letting ye know that the scamp wha had seen, and fallen in love, as
+he called it, with her at Dornoch, had watched her down to the beach,
+and having hired some accomplice in the person of one of the sailors,
+had her misdirected in the first place, and lifted off her feet in the
+second, and placed beside the well-known gentleman in a post-chaise,
+which drove off immediately in an inland direction. In vain were all her
+struggles and entreaties. The young blackguard immediately proceeded to
+inform her that her struggles and her shouts were of no avail; that he
+could not promise her marriage, as he was already engaged, to please his
+mother; but he would give her love in abundance, and a cottage
+residence, which he had provided for her on his father's property, at no
+great distance. It was in vain for her to resist; but she had resolved
+rather to die than to yield to his wishes; so, when they had arrived at
+the centre of an extensive plantation, he caused her to alight, and
+dismissing, as it was now nearly dark, the chaise and driver, proceeded
+to conduct her, as he said, on foot to the cottage which he had
+provided. He half dragged her a few paces from the road, or rather track
+through the wood, and, unveiling all at once the fiend within him,
+proceeded to open and undisguised violence. But, sir," said the old man,
+with emphasis, "he thought himself alone, but he was not alone&mdash;God saw
+him, and had marked his proceedings; and God sent a deliverer, in the
+person of him owre by yonder" (pointing to the mills). "God sent Sam
+Rogers, with a guid oak plank, to free the captive, and make the captor
+flee for his life: in short, sir&mdash;for I fear I have tired ye wi' my
+lang-winded story&mdash;Sam, by the mercy of God, had just landed at Dornoch
+as we sailed from it; and being on his way to Edderachills, for the very
+purpose of asking my Nelly in marriage, he had pushed on, meaning to
+travel all night across the country, when the providential occurrence
+took place. Weel, we went now to Ely, where we remained for a time&mdash;old
+grandy, that is, myself, my son, and his family; but times became tight
+there, and the family kept still increasing; so at last we got
+acquainted with the worthy gentleman, Mr Yool, to whom all these great
+works and these neat cottages belong, and he brought us up here, and set
+us down comfortably, where not only my son-in-law, but every wean, male
+and female, above seven years of age, can earn its own clothes and
+subsistence. We are now, sir, in comparative affluence; and all this,
+sir, is owing to these improvements in machinery and in chemistry, which
+at one time drove me from my native land. '<span class="smcap">Second thoughts, they say,
+are best</span>;' at least so it has been with me, as I sit here in my old age,
+in comparative ease and comfort, and see my grandchildren growing up in
+domestic affection and public usefulness around me. Here is no
+scattering of the young family&mdash;one going east, and one west, never to
+meet again; but here, every night, all congregate around <i>one hearth</i>,
+whilst a psalm is sung, a chapter is read, and a prayer said by grandy
+himself!"</p>
+
+<p>I shall never regret the loss of my old and favourite amusement, whilst
+I can recollect this old man's narrative, and the many happy and
+comfortable homes which now occupy the once solitary holms of <i>Dura
+Den</i>.</p>
+
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_A_2" id="Footnote_A_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_A_2"><span class="label">[A]</span></a> A sword has lately been discovered in one of the caves,
+rusted and broken&mdash;probably once the sword of Burley!&mdash;19th Oct., 1839.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_B_3" id="Footnote_B_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_B_3"><span class="label">[B]</span></a> <i>Vide</i> recent discoveries of extinct species of fish found
+in this den. "Fife Illustrated." Glasgow: James Swan.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_C_4" id="Footnote_C_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_C_4"><span class="label">[C]</span></a> Very different this deliverance from that of Mrs Trollope
+in her "Factory Boy."</p></div>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="7">THE LAIRD OF LUCKY'S HOW</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">Have any of our readers ever been at the Hague? It doesn't much signify
+whether they have or not. They know that it is one of the most beautiful
+towns in the Netherlands, and that it is not a little famous in ancient
+story; and their knowing this is quite enough for our present purpose.
+If, however, they knew the town a little more intimately, they would
+know that one of its principal and most ancient streets is called the
+Hoogstraat; and that here, once on a time, stood the principal inn or
+hostelry of the town. It was an oldfashioned house, with a great variety
+of projecting and excrescent structures, of all sorts and sizes, stuck
+to it, to increase its internal accommodation, and to puzzle the curious
+inquirer&mdash;at least this seemed a part of the design&mdash;who, while taking
+an outside view, wondered what they could all be intended for.</p>
+
+<p>Notwithstanding, however, the somewhat uncouth and perplexing appearance
+of the exterior of the Drouthsloken&mdash;which was the name of the ancient
+hostel in question&mdash;it was a sufficiently handsome and comfortable house
+within. Its kitchen, in particular, was a sight; it was so clean, so
+bright, and so cheerful: shining all round with pewter trenchers and
+brass utensils of various descriptions, all as lustrous as whiting and
+hard rubbing could make them. The place was a treat to look at; and no
+less a treat to look at was its jolly landlord, Thonder Vander Tromp.
+From stem to stern, Thonder was of the regular Dutch build; which,
+without descending to particulars, we may say consists, as our readers
+know, in exhibiting an amplitude of material at all points of the
+person. In this respect, our good friend Thonder might be considered a
+<i>chef d'&oelig;uvre</i>; for he was of the most magnificent dimensions,
+especially latitudinally. In longitude, indeed, he might be considered
+as a little deficient. He was of no great height; but his girth was
+superb, and told a tale of good living, with an unction which no
+language could approach. In this tale the ruddy, jovial countenance of
+mine host of the Drouthsloken cordially joined; and supported by its
+hilarious testimony the facts therein set forth.</p>
+
+<p>Having thus shortly described both mine host and his hostel, we proceed
+to say that, on a certain evening in the middle of the winter of 1651, a
+stranger, carrying a small bundle under his arm, walked, or rather
+stalked&mdash;for there was something uncouth in his gait&mdash;into the passage
+of the Drouthsloken. He was wrapped up in a Scottish plaid, and wore on
+his head the well-known flat blue bonnet of the Scottish Lowlands. In
+person, he was tall and spare, with the grave and serious cast of
+countenance so characteristic of that people whose national dress he
+wore. Unpolished, however, as the exterior of this person bespoke him to
+be, there was yet, in his light grey eye, a mingled expression of
+determination and intelligence, that never failed to secure the respect
+which his manner and first appearance might well have forfeited. His age
+seemed about forty or forty-five.</p>
+
+<p>Finding no one to whom he might address himself in the passage of the
+inn, the stranger held on his way to its further extremity&mdash;no trifling
+distance; towards which he was attracted by sounds of laughter and
+merriment, issuing from the kitchen of the Drouthsloken, which was
+situated at the farther end of the passage by which the house was
+intersected, and the same with that which he was now traversing.</p>
+
+<p>The sounds of merriment by which the stranger had been attracted
+proceeded from a group of young men, who, standing in the form of a
+semicircle in front of the jolly landlord of the house&mdash;who, again,
+stood with his back to the fire, wielding a huge black bottle in his
+hand&mdash;were indulging in uproarious laughter at the witty sayings which
+he, the latter, seemed throwing amongst them like so many squibs and
+crackers.</p>
+
+<p>At the moment that our friend of the plaid and bonnet entered the
+kitchen of the Drouthsloken, our jovial host was standing, as we have
+said, with his back to the fire&mdash;a roaring one, by the way&mdash;and looking
+the very personification of all that's joyous, and comfortable, and
+care-dispelling. A bright and broad red waistcoat covered his portly
+front; but buttoned so short a way up as to expose a dazzling display of
+snow-white linen beneath. Across this brilliant garment there lay also
+the folds of a pure white apron, tucked up with business-like smartness.
+Dark velveteen small-clothes, with well-polished shoes, on which shone a
+pair of massive silver buckles, completed the outer man of Thonder
+Vander Tromp.</p>
+
+<p>Amongst the merry group of which Tromp was one, something like a
+sensation was created by the entrance of the stranger. The career of
+badinage was instantly arrested, and the eyes of the whole party turned
+towards him. Undismayed by the general attention he had excited, the
+stranger coolly deposited his bundle on a side-table, and, approaching
+at once the fire, and the group by which it was surrounded, delivered
+himself, as he did so, of the very simple and homely remark&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"There's a wat nicht, gentlemen."</p>
+
+<p>Now, the stranger, although he had thus expressed himself, had not
+ventured to hope that his language would be understood. He had spoken
+mechanically as it were, and delivered himself in his usual way, simply
+because he could do no otherwise, and because he thought it necessary to
+say something. Great, therefore, was his surprise, and, we may add, his
+joy also, when one of the young men of the party, of singularly graceful
+manners and bearing, acknowledged his greeting in excellent English, and
+with great politeness and civility of speech.</p>
+
+<p>Delighted at having met with a native of Great Britain, which he could
+not doubt the young man who had addressed him was&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Feth, but I am richt glad, sir," said the stranger&mdash;"excuse my
+freedom&mdash;at having met wi' a countryman, as I tak ye to be, sir&mdash;in this
+outlandish place. It's mair than I expeckit, I'm sure. I had nae thochts
+o' meetin wi' ony but ane."</p>
+
+<p>"And pray who was that one, my good friend?" said the young man,
+throwing, at the same time, a rapid look of intelligence around on his
+companions, who seemed at once to comprehend its meaning. "Who was that
+one, my good friend," he said, "if I may ask, without subjecting myself
+to a charge of impertinence?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ou, nae impertinence at a', sir; only ye'll excuse me keepin my thoom
+on the mater ye inquire aboot till I ken better wha's speerin. Excuse
+me, sir, excuse me, for this plainness," continued the stranger,
+smiling; "but I hae come frae a country whar a slip o' the tongue, in
+thae times, micht cost a man his head; and that maks folks wary, ye
+ken."</p>
+
+<p>"Faith, and good reason it should, friend," replied the young man,
+laughingly. "Thou hast well accounted for thy caution. But recollect
+thou art now in a different country, mine honest friend, and hast no
+need to be so guarded in thy speech."</p>
+
+<p>"Feth, sir, I dinna ken. That may be; but, if ye had fan the ticklin o'
+a tow aboot yer craig, as I hae dune, ye wadna forget it in a hurry, nor
+the lesson it taught ye to keep yer tongue atween yer teeth."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, no doubt; that certainly is rough schooling," said the young
+cavalier; "but I repeat again, that thou art now in a different country,
+friend; and one where thou hast nothing to fear from a reasonable use of
+thy tongue."</p>
+
+<p>"Aweel, it may be sae, sir," replied the imperturbable stranger; "but I
+ken o' nae country whar a calm sough's no guid counsel."</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! ha! ha! right, friend, right," roared mine jolly host of the
+Drouthsloken, with open mouth and noisy laugh. "It is not goot to say
+too moosh anywhere; no more in the Hague as any oder place. But here is
+all honourable gentlemen," he added, casting a furtive glance of
+good-humoured meaning at the young man who had first addressed the
+Scotch visiter, "who will not make bad use of what you shall say."</p>
+
+<p>"Ou, I hae nae doot o' that at a', sir," replied the latter; "but, to be
+plain wi' ye, it's no my intention to say onything that onybody can mak
+ony use o', either guid, bad, or indifferent." And, having said this,
+the speaker showed a very palpable desire to put an end to the
+conference, which he evidently began to think was studiously directed by
+the other party towards an elucidation of his purposes in visiting the
+Hague. In this disposition, however, he was by no means joined by the
+party in whose presence he was, particularly by the young man by whom he
+had been first addressed, who evinced a gratification in the peculiar
+humour of the stranger, and an interest in him altogether that would not
+permit of his being shaken off. So far indeed, was he from permitting
+this, that he insisted on the latter's joining him in a bottle of wine,
+which he instantly ordered mine jolly host of the Drouthsloken to
+produce.</p>
+
+<p>On the return of the latter, bearing a bottle of wine in one hand and a
+screw in the other&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Will your&mdash;your&mdash;&mdash;" he said, but was here interrupted by a wink from
+the person he addressed, which had the evident effect of making him
+substitute a different word for that which he had intended to use, and
+he added "your honour." "Will your honour not go up-stairs to your own
+favourite apartment, de leetle blue parlour?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, Mynheer Tromp," replied the young cavalier, "we'll just stay
+where we are. The night is cold, and I have always thought your kitchen
+the most comfortable and cheerful apartment in your house. So place us a
+table here, close by the fire, if you please."</p>
+
+<p>Mynheer Vander Tromp bowed a humble assent; and, in an instant after, a
+small round table of walnut-tree, shining like a mirror, was placed in
+the desired situation. Bottles and glasses covered it in a twinkling,
+and in a twinkling also was the party seated around it, including our
+friend of the bonnet and plaid. This worthy person at first shied the
+good fellowship thus thrust upon him; but, gradually warming with the
+wine he drank&mdash;for bottle succeeded bottle with marvellous celerity&mdash;he
+became by degrees less and less reserved in his manner, until at length
+his natural caution giving way altogether before the increasing pressure
+of the vinous influence, he became as communicative as he had before
+been the reverse.</p>
+
+<p>Availing himself of the altered disposition of the stranger, the young
+cavalier, whom we have represented as having more especially attached
+himself to the former, again endeavoured to extract from him the purpose
+of his visit to the Hague; and his attempt was now successful.</p>
+
+<p>"Aweel, I'll just tell ye Gude's truth, gentlemen," he said, in answer
+to a question, or rather hint, on the subject of explanation which had
+just been addressed to him by his young friend; and for the reply to
+which all waited&mdash;"I'll just tell ye Gude's truth, as I think ye're a'
+honourable men, and wadna willingly bring a man into trouble, wha has
+gien ye nae cause o' offence. Ye see, then freends, I hae just arrived
+frae Scotland, and hae come here to see our unfortunate young king,
+Charles the Second that should be, whase unhappy story ye dootless a'
+ken. I hae been ruined oot o' hoose and ha' for the part I took in his
+puir faither's behalf, and hae been obliged to flee my ain country,
+besides, for the same reason; and hae noo come here, to see if His
+Majesty, God bless him, could afford me ony sort o' protection till the
+storm that's noo tearin a' up by the roots in Scotland blaws by; and
+that's just the hail affair, gentlemen."</p>
+
+<p>Long ere the stranger had concluded this account of the purpose of his
+visit to the Hague, a look of intelligence, which originated with his
+young friend, had passed amongst his auditors, and, in the case of the
+former, was associated with a peculiar expression of sympathy. Both,
+however, the look alluded to, and the latter symptom of a yet deeper
+feeling, was unobserved by the person whose communication had given rise
+to them. Becoming now querist in turn, he asked, "if ony o' the
+gentlemen could tell him whar the king leeved, and if they could put him
+on a way o' gettin introduced to him?"</p>
+
+<p>"Thou couldst not have lighted more luckily for that, my friend," said
+the young man to whom we have already so often alluded, "than thou hast
+done in coming amongst us; for it happens that I hold a confidential
+place near the person of Charles, and will have much pleasure in
+exerting my influence in procuring you the introduction you desire."</p>
+
+<p>"Mony thanks to ye, freend," replied the martyr to royalty&mdash;"mony thanks
+to ye, if ye mean, by Charles, His Majesty the King o' England&mdash;God
+bless him!"</p>
+
+<p>"I certainly do, my friend. I mean him and no other."</p>
+
+<p>"Weel, sir&mdash;excuse my freedom&mdash;if ye do, I think ye micht ca' him sae.
+Wha can dispute his title, although his back be at the wa'?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! no one&mdash;no one, my good friend, I believe&mdash;that is, lawfully,"
+replied the young cavalier, laughingly; "but, seeing his present
+circumstances&mdash;a wandering exile in a foreign land, crownless and
+coinless&mdash;we, somehow or other, cannot get our tongues about those
+sounding titles that are his birthright. We prefer calling him simply
+Charles, or English Charles; and I rather think he prefers it himself.
+His titles he thinks best left in abeyance in the meantime."</p>
+
+<p>"Aweel, if it be his ain pleasure, I hae nae mair to say. Perhaps it's
+as prudent and becomin; for, as ye say, sir, a king that has neither a
+croon on his head nor in his pouch is in but a sair condition for his
+dignity. That maun be allowed."</p>
+
+<p>There was not much in this remark itself to excite merriment; but there
+was certainly something in the naļve manner in which it was delivered
+that was calculated to produce this effect; and it did. A shout of
+laughter, in which the speaker's young friend was the loudest and
+heartiest performer, acknowledged the peculiarity to which we have
+alluded. On the laugh subsiding, the latter again addressed the former,
+saying&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"But, friend, you have not yet told us by what name we should address
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"As to that," replied the stranger, smilingly, "I believe the maist
+appropriate name or title ye could gie me at the present moment wad be
+that o' the Launless Laird. But it wasna aye sae. I had a bit guid
+property in the Loudans, ca'ed Lucky's How, every clod o't my ain, wi' a
+yearly rental o' forty merks, guid siller, forby the thirlage o' the
+Mill o' Meldrum, that was worth a guid twa or three merks mair. But a's
+gane awa like a handfu o' ingan peelins on a windy day; that cursed
+battle o' Worcester settled a', and left me withoot a groat, and withoot
+as much grund as wad mak the hillock o' a moudiwart. But it's a' gane in
+a guid cause; I dinna begrudge't; and, besides, things 'll maybe come
+roond again; and, if they dinna, there's nae help for't."</p>
+
+<p>"So you were at the battle of Worcester, laird?" said the speaker's
+young friend.</p>
+
+<p>"Feth! that I was, sir; and there," he added, holding out his right
+hand, which was minus the forefinger and thumb&mdash;"there's a certificate
+o' the truth o' my statement, gien under the hand o' ane o' Crum'll's
+praying dragoons. It was an ugly lick; but there were a hantle o' uglier
+anes than it gaun whar it was gotten. It was a coorse business
+athegither."</p>
+
+<p>"It was no less, my good friend," said the young cavalier. "I was there,
+too."</p>
+
+<p>"Was ye, feth?" replied the laird. "Then, if ye was, sir, ye saw a bonny
+stramash&mdash;mair than ye'll forget in a hurry, I daursay. It was an awfu
+scene yon, when the dragoons cam in upon us in the streets o' Worcester.
+'Od! they sliced and slapped aboot them as if they had gotten into a
+plantation o' lang kale, and no amang Christian men like themsels."</p>
+
+<p>"It was indeed a sad business," replied the young man, with a melancholy
+smile. "Saw ye the king on that day?"</p>
+
+<p>"I did," replied the laird.</p>
+
+<p>"Wouldst know him again?"</p>
+
+<p>"No; I canna think I wad. I just got a glisk o' him, for the first and
+last time, in the middle o' the dirdum at Worcester. When I saw him, the
+puir lad was fechtin like a Turk; but it was a' to nae purpose. He was
+obleeged to rin for't at last, and to perk himsel up in a tree, like a
+hoolet, to keep oot o' the way o' Crum'll's sodgers. If they had gotten
+the puir lad&mdash;as it was a God's mercy they didna&mdash;they wad hae taen aff
+his head, nae doot, as they did his unfortunate faither's; and then, as,
+indeed, it's said they proposed to do, made a buttonmaker o' his sister,
+and maybe a Spitalfields weaver o' his brither, the Duke o' Gloucester."</p>
+
+<p>"I <i>have</i> heard," replied the young cavalier, with a contemptuous smile,
+while a blush of deep feeling, it might be indignation, overspread his
+intelligent countenance&mdash;"I have heard that some such idea was actually
+entertained by the Parliament as that thou hast alluded to."</p>
+
+<p>"There's nae doot that such a report was current, sir; but whether true
+or no, I winna tak upon me to say. They may hae been belied in't."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope they may," replied the young cavalier, musingly. Then, suddenly
+recovering himself, and assuming his usual cheerfulness of manner&mdash;"And
+what are the king's friends about in Scotland?" he said, slapping the
+laird good-humouredly on the knee.</p>
+
+<p>"Dooms little, sir," replied the laird. "They daurna cheep. Monk has
+gotten his heel fairly on their necks; so that deil a ane o' them can
+wag either tongue or finger. There's a wheen o' them taen to the hills
+wi' Glencairn and Balcarras; but what can they do? Naething. It's a puir
+thing to be in that way, sir. I had a trial o' that mysel. Tak my word
+for't, that sleepin in a moss hag, or in the lee o' a whin-bush, and
+leevin upon lavrocks, or raw turnips and bog-water, is nae better than
+it's ca'ed."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, laird, I hope times will mend with our poor friends in
+Scotland," replied the young cavalier, to whom this picture of the
+sufferings of the royalists, notwithstanding the strong tincture it
+exhibited of the speaker's natural humour, seemed to give much pain. "I
+hope times will mend with them yet, and that feasting and feather-beds
+will make them forget the raw turnips and whin-bushes ye speak of. In
+the meantime, my good friend, push round the bottle, and let us talk of
+other matters; for these make me sad."</p>
+
+<p>Nothing loth, the Laird of Lucky's How filled up a brimming bumper, and,
+drinking "better times," sent it down after some two or three dozen that
+had preceded it.</p>
+
+<p>The party were now getting into high glee. The laugh, the joke, and the
+bottle went merrily round, and the merriest, and apparently the most
+jovial of the company, was the young gentleman whom we have hitherto
+represented as expressly attaching himself to the laird, and whose name,
+as the latter learned from himself, was Jones. This roysterer was the
+life and soul of the company, when roystering became the order of the
+evening; but his mirth was tempered with a gentleness of demeanour, and
+an air of polished hilarity, if such a phrase may be permitted, as
+inspired the idea of the presence of a perfect gentleman. His whole
+manner, in short, was exceedingly captivating. His fancy was ready and
+playful; his wit brilliant and appropriate; and the affability and
+winning character of his smile irresistible. Altogether, he was a most
+delightful companion, and admirably calculated to figure in such
+circumstances as those in which he was now placed. How he might acquit
+himself in a scene of a more grave and serious character, it would not
+perhaps have been easy to guess.</p>
+
+<p>The mirth of the party in the kitchen of the Drouthsloken had just
+attained its height, when a circumstance occurred which did not affect
+its humour, but somewhat changed its character. This was the entrance of
+two of the landlord's daughters. Dressed in the neat and simple,
+although somewhat peculiar, costume of their country, with their hair
+tightly braided up, and bound with a broad silver frontlet, so as to
+exhibit in bold relief the contour of their full and fair countenances,
+two prettier girls than Juliana and Joan Vander Tromp were not within
+the walls of the Hague.</p>
+
+<p>As they entered the kitchen, to which they had come merely, or, perhaps,
+we should have said ostensibly, to look after some household affairs,
+the girls curtsied slightly but gracefully to the company by which it
+was occupied, and, smiling pleasantly and good-naturedly the while,
+passed on to the upper end of the apartment, and began to occupy
+themselves in some little domestic duties. They had not, however, been
+permitted to enter unnoticed. On their appearance, the whole party got
+up from their seats, and acknowledged their presence by a gallant
+greeting; and in this courtesy, Mr Jones again shone pre-eminent by the
+greater grace and deeper devotion he displayed in his chivalrous welcome
+to the fair visitors.</p>
+
+<p>It might have been observed, too, that to him, in turn, were the
+curtsies and the looks also of the young ladies most especially
+directed; but in this case these were associated with a degree of
+respect for which it would not have been easy to account.</p>
+
+<p>"What think ye of our fair Netherlanders, laird?" said Mr Jones to the
+latter, in a half whisper, when the ladies' attention was, or seemed to
+be, engrossed by their occupation. "Will they not match your Scotch
+lasses, think you?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's a pair o' braw queans, I maun allow," replied the laird. "Just
+twa as bonny bits o' lassocks as ane wad wish to see; but I think they
+want the complexion&mdash;they haena the blume o' our kilted heather
+trampers. They want the caller red that the norland breeze puts on the
+cheeks o' our Scottish gilpies. That's my humble opinion, sir. But
+they're twa bonny lassocks, for a' that. Nae doot o't."</p>
+
+<p>"On the score of complexion I grant ye, laird, they are, perhaps,
+deficient a little, but I think this amply compensated by the
+intellectual expression, the fine contour, and the softer and more
+intense lustre of the eye. I have seen your Scottish maidens, laird, and
+admired them in my time."</p>
+
+<p>"Feth, sir, I maun say your taste wad hae been very questionable if ye
+hadna," interposed the laird. "When and whar saw ye them, if ye please,
+sir? What pairt o' Scotland was ye in?" he added.</p>
+
+<p>The question appeared to place Jones in a difficulty for a moment; but
+he at length answered&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Why, laird, I have been in many parts of Scotland in my day. I was with
+the king at Scone."</p>
+
+<p>"Was that at the time o' his coronation?" inquired the laird.</p>
+
+<p>"It was," said Jones.</p>
+
+<p>"And it wad be there, like, and aboot the quarter o' Perth, that ye saw
+our bonny Scotch lasses, I warrant," said the laird, laughingly. "Ay, if
+a' tales be true, the king admired them when he saw them, as muckle as
+ye could do, sir," continued the laird.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, they do report something of that kind," replied Jones, with some
+confusion of manner, and slightly colouring as he spoke&mdash;indications of
+a feeling, whatever it was, which seemed highly edifying to his
+companions, who marked it with repeated bursts of laughter; "they do
+report something of the kind," said Jones; "but we mustn't credit all we
+hear, laird."</p>
+
+<p>"The tae half's aboot the usual thing I believe," replied the latter;
+"and, if we tak that in the present case&mdash;that is, regarding the king's
+gallantries&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay, go on, laird, go on&mdash;that's it&mdash;give us all you know about the
+king's gallantries in Scotland," shouted, almost simultaneously, the
+other members of the party. "Go on, go on, like a good fellow."</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, nay, now," exclaimed Jones, earnestly, but good-humouredly, "as
+one of the king's confidential servants, I must protest, laird, against
+your divulging anything of that kind in my presence."</p>
+
+<p>"Never mind the protest&mdash;never mind the protest, laird. Go on, and we'll
+stand between you and the consequences," again shouted several members
+of the party. "What know ye about the king's gallantries at Scone?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ou, it was nae great things after a', to mak a wark aboot; but, ye see,
+there war a wheen unco godly ministers there at the time, an' they made
+an awfu ado aboot it. The hale affair was just this. The king happenin
+to go into the room that he usually occupied in the Palace o' Scone ae
+mornin earlier than ordinar, wha does he fin sortin't oot but a bit
+bonny lassie o' a chaumermaid. Aweel, whan she saw the king enter, wham
+she hadna expeckit for at least an hour after, what does she do but mak
+a rin oot, as it war, and what does the king do but kep her, throw his
+arms aboot her neck, and gie her a hearty kiss&mdash;a reglar royal salute?
+And awa gaed the lassie, skirlin like a curlew, half-mad wi' the fricht
+an' the honour. But what wad ye hae o't but that ane o' the Covenantin
+ministers, wha war then as thick as craws aboot Scone&mdash;it bein just like
+a rookery wi' the black coats for the time&mdash;suld be just at the moment
+stanin at a window, in anither apartment that lookit richt into the ane
+whar the king had kissed the bit lassie, and saw the hale affair; and
+what does he do but report the scandal to his brethren, wha, shocked at
+the indecency, appointed a committee o' ministers to reprove the royal
+offender! This committee accordingly waited on the king, whan their
+spokesman, ane Douglas&mdash;an awfu stern man&mdash;after rebookin His Majesty,
+added, that it wad be prudent o' him, whan he desired to amuse himsel in
+future, to be mair carefu in shuttin the windows."</p>
+
+<p>"Capital, laird; capital!" shouted several of the party, in convulsions
+of laughter. "Any more&mdash;any more?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, nay, now, laird," said Jones, laughing, and clapping his hand on
+the mouth of the tell-tale; "on your allegiance to your lawful
+sovereign, I command ye to silence. He must not, in my presence, be made
+a subject of mirth to these idle jesters."</p>
+
+<p>"Tuts, it's but a joke, man; but if ye think it wad offend His Majesty,
+I'll say nae mair. I wad suner lose something considerable than do that.
+But what the waur can the king be o' it's bein kent that he likes the
+lasses? I trow it's rather a feather in his kep than a discredit till
+him."</p>
+
+<p>"Well done, laird!" exclaimed Jones, clapping the former jocosely on the
+shoulder. "Thou'rt a good old soul; and I shall take care that Charles
+knows of thy lenity towards his failings. It will do thee no harm with
+him."</p>
+
+<p>Having said this, Jones rose from the table, and went towards the
+landlord's daughters, who were still busily occupied, or apparently so,
+at any rate, at the further end of the apartment. His approach to these
+fair damsels was made in the most gallant fashion imaginable, and with
+all the air and manner of a thoroughbred courtier and cavalier. What
+conversation passed between him and the girls was not overheard by the
+other members of the party; but the frequent bursts of laughter which
+were from time to time elicited, sufficiently showed that it was of a
+mirthful character, and that the badinage of Jones fully supported, in
+point and brilliancy, the credit of his other kindred qualifications.
+After some time, he returned to his party, and again took his seat
+beside the laird; who, on his doing so, remarked&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Feth, sir, ye seem as guid a hand at botherin the lasses as your
+master. It's in the family, I think."</p>
+
+<p>A roar of laughter succeeded this sally, to which Jones himself was one
+of the largest contributors, although it was certainly mingled with some
+embarrassment of manner. From this embarrassment, however, he was
+unexpectedly relieved by the strains of a wandering minstrel, which
+suddenly rose from the street, just underneath the window of the kitchen
+of the Drouthsloken. As these strains were of no ordinary excellence,
+they instantly attracted the attention of all in the apartment,
+inclusive of the landlord's two fair daughters, one of whom in especial
+(Juliana) evinced, by her flurried and agitated manner, a greater
+interest in the presence of the minstrel than would have been warranted
+on the supposition that it was merely accidental. Her confusion,
+however, and the consciousness which it implied of a knowledge exceeding
+that of those around her, passed undiscovered by all except Jones, whose
+more vigilant eye detected these symptoms of secret and mysterious
+understanding. He made no remark, however, on the subject; and carefully
+concealed his discovery, not only from the rest of the party, but from
+her who was the object of his mental speculations. Having concluded his
+serenade, or at least its first department, which consisted, first, of a
+preliminary flourish on a violin, executed with great spirit and
+felicity, and then of a song, accompanied by the instrument, sung in a
+peculiarly deep-toned, but exceedingly melodious, voice, the minstrel
+ceased for a few seconds, when Jones proposed that he should be invited
+in; and that, if he proved merely a gallant, he should be asked to a
+glass of wine; and if he turned out a professional performer, who came
+in the exercise of his vocation, he should be requested to entertain
+them with his music within-doors. To this proposal a general assent was
+at once given; and this assent was immediately followed by the
+proceeding proper to its fulfilment. Three or four of the party, headed
+by Jones, instantly rushed out, and surrounded the astonished minstrel
+before he was aware. At first he discovered symptoms of a desire to
+escape from the party; but, seeing this impossible, he stood his ground
+manfully, and awaited the pleasure of the gentlemen, whose notice, he
+said, he had the honour, it seemed, of so specially attracting. A
+momentary glance at the speaker satisfied Jones and his party of his
+quality. It was that of a professed street performer; or at least of a
+person of the humblest class, as was indicated by his apparel, which
+consisted of a short cloak, with a sort of coarse jerkin underneath, a
+pair of wide and ill-made knee-breeches, coarse blue woollen stockings,
+and a pair of enormous wooden shoes. On his head was a brown felt hat,
+of a conical shape, adorned with a cock's feather, and altogether
+resembling those seen in paintings of Dutch boors. These outward
+indications, then, settled the question of the minstrel's rank, and
+rendered no ceremony necessary in inviting him in.</p>
+
+<p>"You play well, friend," said Jones. "We have been listening to you, and
+will be glad if you will come and amuse us for half-an-hour or so. I
+will see to your being suitably recompensed."</p>
+
+<p>"Thank you, honourable sirs," replied the minstrel. "I doubt not of my
+recompense, were it once earned; but the hour is late, and I may not
+tarry abroad longer. Moreover, I make it a rule never to enter any
+house, or to perform to any private party within-doors. I bid you a
+good-night, gentlemen."</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, by my troth, and you do no such thing, friend," said Jones,
+seizing the minstrel, who was at this moment about making off, by the
+skirt of his jerkin. "We don't part with good company in this way.
+Friends," he said, addressing his companions, "lend a hand here, to
+secure the fiddler. We must compel him to his own interest, which he
+would thus wilfully neglect."</p>
+
+<p>No sooner said than done. In a twinkling the reluctant minstrel was
+grasped on all sides, and in an instant after found himself in the
+centre of the kitchen of the Drouthsloken, to which he had been carried
+almost bodily, in despite of a certain quantum of vain resistance and
+remonstrance, by which he had at first endeavoured to thwart the purpose
+of his captors. On being brought into the light of the kitchen, it was
+discovered that the captured fiddler and songster was deficient of an
+eye, at least of the use of it, as it was covered by a large green
+shade, apparently unnecessarily large, as it concealed the half of his
+face. Another peculiarity was now also observable, and this was, that
+the neck of his cloak was clasped at a most extraordinary height up on
+his face, and that he would by no means listen to any entreaties, either
+to lay aside the said cloak, or even to unloosen the clasp by which it
+was secured in so strange a position. We need scarcely add, that the
+effect of these various dispositions of his externals was to conceal
+almost entirely his countenance, of which only a small portion of the
+left side was visible; and even this it was attempted to circumscribe as
+much as possible, by the disposition of the hair of the head, which was
+carefully combed down over the exposed space.</p>
+
+<p>"Come now, friend," said Jones, addressing the musician, and handing
+him, at the same time, a huge brimmer of wine, "gulp this with a
+celerity that shall be creditable to thy craft, man, and let us have
+thereafter a taste of thy calling&mdash;some of thy merriest strains; for I
+mean to see if we cannot make a dance of it, by the help of these fair
+dames there"&mdash;inclining his head towards the landlord's daughters, who
+still kept their ground in the kitchen; although, if the matter had been
+inquired into, we rather fear they would have found some difficulty in
+naming the particular duty that detained them.</p>
+
+<p>Finding it of no use to resist the spirit which he saw prevailed amongst
+the party, the minstrel quietly despatched the contents of the goblet
+that had been presented to him, and commenced the duty that had been
+imposed upon him. On the first sound of the preliminary flourish of his
+bow becoming audible, Jones went up to the buxom daughters of Mynheer
+Tromp, and in his most gallant manner asked them if they would have any
+objection to take the floor with him and his friends, seeing that they
+had unexpectedly made the acquisition of an admirable musician,
+although, he must confess, rather an odd-looking man; and Jones, as he
+made the latter remark, looked slyly at Juliana, to mark its effect, and
+found it acknowledged by a deep but transient blush, which she
+endeavoured to conceal.</p>
+
+<p>The proposal, however, of a dance was accepted on the part of the
+younger sister, Joan, with eager alacrity; and on the part of Juliana
+with an appearance of the same willingness, but with a confusion and
+hesitation of manner that gave token of a counteracting feeling. Having
+obtained the consent of the fair sisters to "tread a measure," the gay
+courtier took a hand of each, and gallantly led them to the middle of
+the floor; intimating, at the same time, by signal, to his friends to
+clear the space for the impending performances&mdash;a signal which they lost
+no time in obeying; two or three seizing chairs apiece; and other two or
+three&mdash;one of whom was the laird, who seemed to enter with great
+goodwill into the spirit of the thing&mdash;lifting the table, with all it
+carried, to a distant corner of the apartment.</p>
+
+<p>Just as these preparations were completed, and while Jones stood in the
+middle of the floor, doing the polite to his two ladies&mdash;but directing
+his attentions most especially to the elder&mdash;their father, the jolly
+Vander Tromp, who had been absent for a considerable time, entered the
+apartment, when, perceiving what was going on&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, very goot, very goot!" he said, in his most hilarious manner&mdash;his
+jolly, broad red face beaming with delight. "A daunce, a daunce&mdash;ah,
+very goot thing a daunce"&mdash;and he cracked his finger and thumb, and
+threw up one of his huge legs in the air, with an expression of
+highly-excited feeling. Then, calming down a moment&mdash;"You vill have no
+objection, Mynheer Jones, to my frow have share in the daunce?"</p>
+
+<p>"Objection, Tromp!" ejaculated Jones, with well-feigned horror at the
+supposition. "By no means. I shall be but too proud of the honour."</p>
+
+<p>"An tank you, Mynheer Jones&mdash;you are too goot." And saying this, Vander
+Tromp disappeared, with another joyous flourish of finger and thumb and
+left leg, in search of Mrs Tromp, to conduct her into the presence of
+the dancers, and to a share of their amusement.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime, the parties were set, and the dance commenced with
+great vigour; Jones displaying in this exercise a degree of skill and
+grace in entire keeping with the refinement of his general manner. His
+spirits, too, were exuberant, and infused a life into all around him,
+that all the other circumstances combined could not have inspired.</p>
+
+<p>Although by no means wanting in attention to the younger lady, it might
+be observed, however, that Jones was much more assiduous in his
+civilities to Juliana; and, what was a yet more remarkable circumstance,
+it might also have been observed, that the musician evinced a strange
+sensation of uneasiness whenever he saw Jones paying any particular
+attention to this lady. He fidgeted in his seat, bungled the tune he was
+playing, and shot fiercer glances from his solitary optic on the
+revellers on the floor, but most especially on Jones and his fair
+favourite. What was odd, too, Jones seemed to be aware of the feeling he
+was exciting in the sensitive fiddler, and to delight in the uneasiness
+he was occasioning; for the more markedly it was evinced, the more
+assiduous and persevering was he in his gallantries. Although, however,
+all this might have been sufficiently evident to a close and vigilant
+observer, it escaped the notice of those present; for Jones managed his
+secret tactics, whatever these were, with great caution, and exhibited
+no other symptoms of consciousness than a slight, scarcely perceptible,
+smile of sly intelligence.</p>
+
+<p>We have said that none present were cognisant of this mysterious
+understanding, or rather misunderstanding, between Jones and the
+musician; but we are not sure that this is quite correct. There was an
+air of embarrassment about the manner of the fair Juliana, that seemed
+to indicate that she was also in possession of some share of the secret
+knowledge that was working so much underhand mischief; and of this Jones
+appeared likewise to be aware.</p>
+
+<p>Thus stood matters, then, with this trio, when Vander Tromp and his
+wife&mdash;the former leading the latter on his arm&mdash;came tripping into the
+kitchen, with the grace and agility of a couple of elephants; for the
+worthy spouse of the worthy landlord of the Drouthsloken was, like
+himself, of the regular Dutch build, and had very much the shape and
+appearance of a featherbed upon legs, if such an object can be
+conceived. Her breadth, which was naturally of the most formidable
+dimensions, was greatly increased by a stiff silk gown, which projected
+in rigid amplitude on all sides, and gave to her whole person an
+appearance of illimitable expanse. Notwithstanding these vast
+dimensions, there was yet a comeliness about her bulk, and an expression
+of benevolence and good-nature in her rosy countenance, that rendered
+her altogether by no means an unpleasing object.</p>
+
+<p>On the entrance of mine host and his larger as well as better half,
+Jones, with that gallant devotion which seemed natural to him, instantly
+advanced towards the latter, and, with a preliminary flourish of some of
+his most graceful obeisances, in which, perhaps, a very shrewd observer
+might have discovered a slight tincture of mock gallantry, invited her
+to join him in the next dance. The large lady, with a good-humoured
+smile, curtsied a ready acquiescence to the polite invitation; and, in
+the next instant, might be seen sailing majestically through the mazes
+of the dance, closely attended by her respectful and devoted partner.</p>
+
+<p>In the meantime, the unwilling musician seemed heartily tired of his
+employment, and looked as if he would have given a trifle not only to
+have got quit of that employment, but to have got out of the house
+altogether. Jones, however, was inexorable; and the more marked the
+fiddler's impatience became, the more unmercifully did he deal out his
+orders to "play up;" and much did he seem to delight, although he kept
+the satisfaction to himself, in the grin of irritation which his
+commands never failed to produce on the countenance of the hapless
+musician. Leaving, then, the general position of matters in the kitchen
+of the Drouthsloken in this state, we shall resume the particular
+history of the laird's proceedings, which we fear the reader may think
+we have already too long neglected.</p>
+
+<p>Of the ongoings of the evening the laird, who was now pretty well in the
+wind, was an attentive, but by no means a silent, spectator. In the
+enthusiasm which the proceedings passing before him had excited, he had
+mounted a chair, and from that elevated position was whooping, and
+yelling, and shouting, and clapping his hands&mdash;at once to express his
+own delight in the performances, and to encourage the performers.</p>
+
+<p>"That's it, my bonny lassie!" he screamed out, addressing the younger
+Tromp, whose agility particularly pleased him. "'Od ye're just doin
+amazinly! That's it! Kilt yer coats, ye cutty, and skelp at it withouten
+fear or dread! That's the true way to mak a figure on a flure!"</p>
+
+<p>"Feth, no amiss, guidwife, no amiss ava," he said, and now addressing
+himself to the better half of mine host of the Drouthsloken, who was
+heaving like a seventy-four in a ground-swell&mdash;"no amiss ava, considerin
+the wecht ye carry. Ye're just doin wonderfu, too, to be sae broad in
+the beam. My word, but ye are a sonsy lass," he continued, his attention
+gradually directing itself to a contemplation of her personal
+dimensions. "If ye're an unce, ye're twenty stane, quarry wecht; and
+everybody kens that's no scrimpit."</p>
+
+<p>"Weel dune, Jones! weel dune, lad! Hoo, hurrah! up wi't! Ye've a pair o'
+guid souple shanks o' your ain. That's it, lad&mdash;that's it! Up wi't! Hoo,
+hurrah, hurrah!"</p>
+
+<p>And the laird clapped his hands with a vigour and energy that emitted a
+sound more like the contact of a pair of boards than human palms; and
+accompanying this expression of heartiness of feeling with whoops and
+shouts, that drowned the noise of both feet and fiddle.</p>
+
+<p>Impartial in the distribution of his praises, the laird now directed his
+compliments to the various other members of the dancing party,
+severally, and finished with mine host himself.</p>
+
+<p>"Unco weel, laird, unco weel," he exclaimed, addressing that worthy
+performer. "Really, unco weel! ye've a wonderfu licht foot to hae sic a
+heavy stern. That's it, laird! Up wi' the left leg!&mdash;capital, capital!"
+And again the laird clapped his hands, and again raised his tremendous
+war-whoop.</p>
+
+<p>Hitherto the dancers had paid no particular attention to the laird's
+noisy expressions of interest in their proceedings; but they so highly
+tickled Mr Jones, that, on the conclusion of the dance, he came laughing
+up to the laird, and asked him if he would not take a turn on the floor
+on the next occasion.</p>
+
+<p>"No, thank ye, Mr Jones," replied the latter; "my dancin days are weel
+aboot owre now; but, though the flesh is weak, the spirit's willin, and,
+to mak mysel as guid company as possible, I'll tak a screed o' the
+fiddle an ye like; for I'm mair souple aboot the elbows than the ankles
+now-a-days, and, besides, I dinna think that fallow puts the richt
+smeddum in his tunes. They're awfu draicky, and no like our Scotch
+measures, that mak ye fling your legs aboot like flails, till ye dinna
+ken whether your heels or your head's uppermost."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah ha, very fair, laird," replied Jones, laughing; "and although I have
+reasons for keeping all relief from the fiddler as long as possible, I
+am so curious to hear your performance, that I, for my part, consent to
+your taking a turn of his instrument, provided he will allow you."</p>
+
+<p>"We'll try him," replied the laird, briefly, and at the same time
+stepping down from his high place, and thereafter proceeding with Jones
+towards the musician of the evening, in order to offer his services in
+the way of assisting him.</p>
+
+<p>"Friend," said Jones to the one-eyed minstrel, while the laird stood
+behind, or rather beside him, waiting the result of his
+application&mdash;"friend, have you any objection to be relieved a little in
+your labours? Here is a brother musician, who would gladly take a turn
+with you, provided you would favour him with the loan of your
+instrument."</p>
+
+<p>The only reply of the fiddler was a sullen, dissentient growl; for he
+was as averse to speaking as to exposing his countenance.</p>
+
+<p>"What! won't you lend our friend here your fiddle?" said Jones, now
+bursting out into a fit of suppressed laughter, which seemed, from its
+heartiness, and the relief which it evidently afforded him, to have been
+long pent up. "Do, man, do&mdash;you had better do. <i>I'll</i> be much obliged to
+you"&mdash;with marked emphasis on the pronoun, which he further increased by
+a gentle but significant tread on the toe of the perplexed minstrel,
+who, after returning the secret intimation of Jones by a smile and an
+intelligent leer of his open eye, handed the fiddle to the laird without
+saying a word.</p>
+
+<p>The incident which we have just described was unobserved by any other
+party but those concerned in it; or, at least, if it was observed, it
+was not understood; and in this predicament also stood he who had the
+best opportunity of seeing it&mdash;namely, the laird. He saw all that passed
+between Jones and the fiddler; but he could not make out what it meant;
+nor did he seem to concern himself about discovering it. Having got the
+fiddle into his possession, the laird commenced tuning it with great
+assiduity, and with a bow stroke that showed he was well practised in
+the use of the instrument. The tuning effected to his mind, he struck
+up, with great vigour, a ranting Scotch reel, which he played with
+uncommon spirit and skill. At first, the novelty of the measure took the
+greater part of the audience by surprise. For a time they could make
+nothing of it; but music being a universal language, both the spirit and
+rhythm of the tune soon began to be perceived and appreciated; and, with
+a little schooling from Jones, who seemed not only to understand the
+music, but to be delighted with it, the dancers were placed in the order
+of a reel; and, by a vigilant superintendence of their motions on the
+part of the latter, they contrived to get through the figure with
+tolerable correctness. All were delighted with the new dance. It was
+repeated again and again, and every time with increased success, and a
+diminishing necessity for the interference of Jones, who, having entered
+fully into the spirit of the mirthful train, whooped and yelled as
+vociferously as ever the laird had done. His enthusiasm was infectious;
+all caught it&mdash;even the broad-beamed wife of Vander Tromp, who moved
+under the inspiring influence of the laird's bow with an agility that no
+one could have believed her ponderous person capable of; while the
+others, including mine portly host himself, flung, and flew, and
+shuffled, as madly as the witches in the midnight dance in Alloway Kirk.
+The spell, in short, of the laird's music was complete, and each owned
+the hilarious spirit which it was so well calculated to diffuse over all
+who were within reach of its influence&mdash;in other words, over all who
+were within hearing of the laird's admirably-played fiddle. Inspired
+with additional glee by these indications of the powerful effect of his
+music, the laird still further heightened its influence by breaking out,
+as he played, into short, abrupt shouts, which were responded to, from
+time to time, by the male dancers, but with most especial emphasis by
+Jones, who seemed to be, altogether, at the very acme of human
+enjoyment.</p>
+
+<p>It was while the revellers were thus dinning the drowsy ear of night
+with their obstreperous mirth, and while they were yet in the full
+career of enjoyment, that four persons suddenly entered the kitchen of
+the Drouthsloken. They were in the garb of seamen, wearing large, shaggy
+pea-jackets, and low, round-crowned, glazed hats, with circular flaps
+projecting behind. Although, however, all were dressed nearly alike,
+there was one who evidently took the lead amongst them. He was a young
+man, and had an air of authority in his manner to which the rest seemed
+to pay deference. Some differences, too, in his outer habiliments,
+notwithstanding of the general resemblance that prevailed in this
+particular, pointed him out as of a superior grade to the others. This
+person was not unknown to the inmates of the house. He was recognised as
+Captain Hagedorn of the Jungfrau of Rotterdam&mdash;a man of fierce,
+irascible temper, and an ardent, although not very acceptable, admirer
+of Juliana. On his entrance, therefore, he was immediately greeted as an
+acquaintance by Tromp, his wife, and their two daughters&mdash;by Juliana,
+however, with an evident confusion and embarrassment of manner. To these
+greetings, Hagedorn vouchsafed the return only of a surly and
+unintelligible muttering, while he proceeded to provide himself with a
+chair, on which he placed himself directly opposite the one-eyed
+minstrel, at whom he threw, from time to time, looks of the most
+malignant ferocity.</p>
+
+<p>All, especially Juliana, who had reasons for fearing the worst, seemed
+impressed with the belief that the fellow was bent on mischief, and that
+he had come there for the especial purpose. Of this they were more
+convinced, on observing the brass-tipped sheaths of cutlasses projecting
+from beneath the pea-jackets of the intruders. Their fears were not long
+of being realised.</p>
+
+<p>"Tromp," said Hagedorn (we take the liberty of translating, in this, and
+all other similar cases), "I thought you kept a regular, decent house.
+Such is the character you pretend to, at any rate."</p>
+
+<p>"And such," replied Tromp, with a blush of honest indignation, "is the
+character I maintain. Who shall gainsay it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, there are some things going on here to-night that don't look much
+like it," replied Hagedorn. "Know ye, Tromp, or does Juliana know, who
+this one-eyed gallant is?" pointing to the late serenader.</p>
+
+<p>"Whether they do or not, they shall soon know, and so shall you to your
+cost, Hagedorn!" replied the minstrel, starting to his feet, and hastily
+stripping off the disguise, eye-patch and all, in which he was
+enveloped; a proceeding which discovered to the astonished
+onlookers&mdash;not, however, including either Jones or Juliana, who had a
+previous knowledge of his identity&mdash;a tall, handsome,
+gentlemanly-looking young man, well known as Sir Lionel Musgrave, one of
+the gayest and most respected of those English gentlemen who shared the
+misfortunes and exile of Charles II. during the existence of the
+Commonwealth.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha!" said Hagedorn, starting to his feet, on Musgrave discovering
+himself. "So, I have unearthed the fox, eh!" And, as he spoke, he made a
+grasp at Musgrave's throat; which the latter evaded by adroitly stepping
+back a pace, when he instantly drew his sword and made a pass at
+Hagedorn, who, however, skilfully warded it off with his cutlass, to
+which he had had recourse the moment he missed his hold of his
+antagonist. These proceedings were, of course, a signal to all the other
+men in the apartment to muster on their respective sides; and this they
+instantly did. Hagedorn's men immediately drew; Jones and his party did
+the same; and the women ran screaming from the scene of the impending
+contest. In one instant after, a general melée commenced. There were
+deep oaths, overturning of tables, and clashing of swords in every
+direction, and all the other characteristics of a tremendous and very
+serious hubbub. Blows, too, were not wanting. They fell thick and fast
+on all sides.</p>
+
+<p>Hitherto our friend the laird had remained an idle, but
+sufficiently-astonished spectator of the strange and sudden scene that
+had been thus brought before his visual organs. Though an idle, he was
+not altogether, however, a mute witness of the proceedings that were
+going forward.</p>
+
+<p>"'Od! this <i>is</i> a queer business!" he muttered to himself. "Wha on earth
+wad hae thocht that yon blin-ee'd, broken-doon-lookin soul o' a fiddler
+wad hae turned oot a braw young swanky like that? Na, na, that'll no
+do," suddenly added the laird, and now referring to the circumstance of
+Jones being hard pressed by two of the intruders. "Twa on ane&mdash;that'll
+never do." And the laird looked around him for some weapon wherewith he
+might compensate the odds against his friend. Nothing of this kind more
+efficient than the tongs presenting itself, the laird leaped down from
+the table on which he had been perched in the quality of musician, and,
+seizing the afore-mentioned instrument by the feet, advanced upon the
+foe, shouting, "Stan to them, Jones! stan to them, lad! till I gie them
+a taste o' the tangs!" And, in the same instant, he discharged a blow at
+the head of one of Jones' assailants that laid him senseless on the
+floor. Finding his first effort so successful, the laird repeated the
+experiment on the prostrate man's companion with precisely the same
+result. Down he went also with a fractured skull. "That's the way!"
+shouted the laird, now greatly excited by his own destructive exertions;
+"ca' them down like nine-pins! Soop them aff the face o' the yearth!"</p>
+
+<p>At this moment, the laird's Io Pęans were interrupted by the entrance of
+a party of the town-guard, whom Tromp had summoned to his aid. These
+immediately seized on the intruders, as they were pointed out by the
+latter&mdash;the fallen men having so far recovered as to be now sitting up,
+although evidently sick and giddy from the effects of the laird's blows,
+and looking, as he said himself, "unco white aboot the gills"&mdash;and
+marched them off to the guard-house, to answer in due time to the
+judicial authorities of the city for the breach of the peace of which
+they had been guilty.</p>
+
+<p>On the kitchen of the Drouthsloken being cleared of the enemy, an
+investigation into the extent of personal injury sustained took place,
+when it was found that this was, after all, very trivial, consisting
+only of two or three slight flesh wounds, of which Musgrave bore two,
+and one or two others one apiece.</p>
+
+<p>"And now, laird," said Jones, addressing the latter, "what share of the
+honours have you got?"</p>
+
+<p>"Deil a scratch," replied the laird. "Feth, I didna gie them time for
+that. I didna stan whilly-whain wi' them, wi' a bit shabble in my haun,
+as ye a' did, but gied them richt knock-me-doon thuds at ance&mdash;sent them
+owre like stots, ane after the ither. Feth! commen me to a pair o' tangs
+in a kitchen row. It maks clean wark. I'll think mair o' them as a
+weapon, baith o' offence and defence, than ever I did."</p>
+
+<p>"In such hands as yours, laird, they certainly are a
+sufficiently-formidable weapon. Had it not been for them and you
+together, I would scarce have got off so scatheless as I have done. I
+owe you a good turn, and it shall not be forgotten. I promised you an
+introduction to the king; and I shall not only fulfil that promise, but,
+as my word goes a long way with him, I shall give such an account of you
+as, I answer for it, will insure you a favourable reception, and
+probably procure you some still more substantial tokens of his regard."</p>
+
+<p>"Ou, thank ye, sir, thank ye," said the laird; "but I dinna see that I
+hae dune onything the nicht that should entitle me to ony special favour
+frae his most gracious Majesty. What interest can he possibly hae in a
+kitchen collyshangy like this?"</p>
+
+<p>"More than you're aware of, perhaps, laird; but never mind that in the
+meantime. Here comes Tromp, to read us a lecture, I daresay, on the
+evening's occurrences, although it was none of our fault either. Ha,
+Musgrave, my spark!" continued Jones, and now turning to that
+gallant&mdash;"didst think I couldn't have known thee? 'Od's fish, man, I
+would have known the cut of thy jib, although thou hadst been sewn in a
+sack."</p>
+
+<p>"Faith, your &mdash;&mdash;" A wink from Jones prevented the word that was about
+to follow. The wink was understood. "Faith, my friend," said Musgrave,
+laughing, "to tell a truth, I had no idea you were here. It was intended
+for a stolen march&mdash;to see whether I could not win my wager, by cutting
+ye out in the good graces of our landlord's fair daughter July." The
+conversation between Jones and Musgrave was here interrupted by the
+approach of Tromp, who came not, as the latter had suspected, to
+complain of what had occurred, but merely to request that the gentlemen
+would now retire, as it was getting late, and as his household was in a
+state of great alarm and confusion, in consequence of what had taken
+place.</p>
+
+<p>The request was too respectfully made, and in itself too reasonable, to
+admit of the smallest objection. The party immediately donned their hats
+and cloaks, when Jones, taking the laird by the hand, told him to remain
+where he was for the night, and that he would wait upon him on the
+following morning to conduct him to the king.</p>
+
+<p>Agreeably to his promise, early in the forenoon of the following day,
+Jones, attended by a gay band of cavaliers, entered the apartment in
+which the laird was at breakfast.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mr Jones, hoo are ye?" said the latter, rising from his seat on the
+entrance of the former. "I'm sure this is very guid o' ye. Nane the waur
+o' the bit stramash we had last nicht, I hope?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh! not a bit, not a bit, kind thanks to you for that, laird," replied
+Jones. "Now, my friend," continued the latter, "I am better than my
+word: I promised to bring you to the king; instead of this, I have
+brought the king to you. Any objection, laird, to take me for your
+lawful, but unfortunate king? I am Charles," he said, in a tone of more
+earnest emphasis.</p>
+
+<p>Need we describe the laird's amazement at this astounding disclosure? We
+need not. The reader will conceive it. Although he looked unutterable
+things, all that he said was&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Gude preserve me! is that a fact?" pronounced in the slow, deliberate
+tone of overwhelming and perplexed amazement.</p>
+
+<p>The sequel of our tale is soon told. Charles settled a small pension on
+the laird&mdash;all that his circumstances at the time would afford&mdash;on which
+he lived for several years at the Hague. He subsequently found his way
+back to Scotland, the distracted state of the king's affairs preventing
+the regular payment of his pension. In the meantime, years rolled on,
+and changes took place, and amongst these came the Restoration. Charles
+was restored to the throne of his ancestors. On this throne the monarch
+had not been many days seated, when he was informed by one of the pages
+in waiting that they had been much annoyed by an old grey-headed
+Scotchman, with a large flat blue bonnet on his head, insisting on
+admission to His Majesty's presence.</p>
+
+<p>"Did he give his name?" replied the monarch.</p>
+
+<p>"He did, please your majesty," replied the page; "he said he was sure
+that, if we would inform your majesty that it was the Laird of Lucky's
+How who sought admission, your majesty would instantly grant him an
+audience."</p>
+
+<p>"He was right," said Charles, smiling. "I recollect the honest man well.
+Admit him next time he presents himself."</p>
+
+<p>The laird came, was admitted, and was received with a most cordial
+welcome by the good-natured monarch. They talked over the occurrences of
+the evening they had spent in the kitchen of the Drouthsloken; and the
+laird was finally dismissed, with a promise, shortly afterwards
+redeemed, of his being reinstated in his patrimonial lands. To this
+other gratuities were added, to an amount that amply compensated him, as
+he often himself said, for all that he had suffered in the royal cause.
+Some will say, perhaps, and with too much truth, that Charles was not so
+grateful to all his friends; but, in the present instance, we have only
+to do with the case of the Laird of Lucky's How.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="8">THE ABDUCTION.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">The farm of Kelpiehaugh, at a short distance from Lessudden, was, at an
+early period of the St Boswell's meetings, occupied by Giles Ramsay&mdash;a
+man who, as often happens in Scotland, was not loth to admit that "his
+grey mare was the better horse." He liked the philosophy of the old
+ballad quoted by Shakspere, and received it as a general maxim, that
+"nought's to be had at a woman's hand" unless, in every case, "ye gie
+her a' the plea." And, verily, Matty did not love him the worse for his
+correct notions of woman-kind, though, as for anything like gratitude
+for his easy submission to her entire authority, she knew nothing of the
+sentiment, if she did not heartily despise it. The reason was indeed
+plain enough; for she had the capacity to know that, whatever
+superiority nature intended her husband should possess over her, in his
+character of one of the lords of the creation, he had none whatever in
+the capacity of her husband. In this there was a secret which she
+communicated to no one; and that was simply, that Giles was, in all
+respects, a stupid, simple, honest "cudden," and she was one of the
+cleverest dames that ever made a good-natured husband cry "barlafummil"
+in a matrimonial skirmish. Yet, with all the guidwife's cleverness, she
+had not been able either to prevent Giles from getting behind with his
+rent&mdash;the more by token as, we fancy, that Kelpiehaugh was too dear&mdash;or
+to get "the glaikit hizzy," Mary, her daughter, well buckled to a canny
+laird, who might help them to pay up their arrears. The first was
+clearly no marvel; but the second might have been termed some what
+extraordinary, seeing the young woman was as fair as Dowsabell.</p>
+
+<p>Something as regarded the rent depended upon the next sale of cattle at
+St Boswell's, for which honest Giles had ready six as good stirks as
+ever grazed on a green lea; and it was arranged between him and the
+better partner of the matrimonial firm, that he must get six pounds for
+every head of them, otherwise he might have small chance for "love's
+roundelay" on his return.</p>
+
+<p>"It will mak thirty-six pounds, Giles," said Matty; "and that will
+enable us to pay up ten pounds o' oor arrears."</p>
+
+<p>"And what will I get for a superplus o' a pound a-head on them?" said
+Giles.</p>
+
+<p>"The liberty to buy a new gown for Mary," replied she, "that we may try
+to get her aff at the next fair. But, if ye sell them for a pound less,
+I rede ye to seek a quieter bield for your hame than Kelpiehaugh will be
+on your return."</p>
+
+<p>And so primed, old Giles set off with his six stirks to St Boswell's. He
+arrived at the green, and exposed his bestial in the most favourable
+manner he could; but he found that Matty's price did not accord with the
+humour of the buyers, who probably thought proper to judge for
+themselves in the question of value. The time passed, and Giles saw
+before him nothing but the necessity of driving the stirks back again to
+Kelpiehaugh&mdash;an operation he by no means relished. As he stood musing on
+the apparently forlorn hope of a customer, an old man, much bent, with a
+grey beard, and a patch over his left eye as big as the blind of him of
+forging celebrity, "Blackpatch" himself, came up to him, and at once
+offered him eight pounds a-head for his stock. The old farmer wondered,
+smiled, and accepted. The bargain was struck, and forty-eight good
+pounds were instanter placed in the hands of the seller.</p>
+
+<p>"Now I have a favour to ask of you, good Mr Ramsay," said the buyer.</p>
+
+<p>"It will be an unreasonable request I winna grant to ane wha has gien me
+my ain price," replied the farmer. "What is't?"</p>
+
+<p>"That you will drive the cattle home to Kelpiehaugh, and keep them there
+at my risk and cost till I send for them," said the other.</p>
+
+<p>"Granted, and wi' thanks," said the farmer.</p>
+
+<p>"I have another favour to ask," said the other.</p>
+
+<p>"As mony's ye like, sir, if they're a' o' a kind," answered the farmer,
+smiling. "Out wi't."</p>
+
+<p>"That you'll give me a bed at Kelpiehaugh to-night," said the old man.
+"I have a distance to ride, and would fain halve the stage, by making
+your house a half-way resting-place.</p>
+
+<p>"Of a surety, sir," replied the farmer; "ye'll hae the best bed and the
+best victuals Kelpiehaugh can boast o', and nae boast after a', though
+Matty, I am proud to say, kens hussyskep as weel as ony woman in a' the
+shirradom. Will ye gang wi' me, or come yersel?"</p>
+
+<p>"I will come by myself," said the buyer. "I have some other affairs to
+settle before the fair breaks up, and it may be later than your time
+before I have finished."</p>
+
+<p>The matter being thus arranged, the two parted. Giles was anxious to
+know who his customer was; but no one could tell anything of him, and
+the hour getting forward to the gloaming, he set off again for his farm,
+with his forty-eight pounds in his pocket, and the cattle before him. On
+his approaching Kelpiehaugh, Matty, along with her fair daughter, was at
+the door, waiting for him. It was now dark; but she could hear his voice
+in articulations which pleased her not. "Hey! hey! yaud! yaud!" and then
+came the sound of a thwack on the backs of the lazy troop he was driving
+before him.</p>
+
+<p>"And ye've brought them back again, ye sorry simpleton?" cried the wife.</p>
+
+<p>The husband answered nothing, but continued thumping at the nolt with
+his "hey," and "yaud," and "phew"&mdash;every ejaculation having the effect
+of an objurgatory attack on the dame herself.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay," she cried, "thump them and drive them into the shed, Giles,
+that they may be ready for the roup o' our plenishing and stocking. The
+auctioneer's hammer will knock them down wi' mair pith than that rung ye
+are using, wi' a' the spite o' an angry disappointed man, wha couldna
+mak a sale o' his ain kye."</p>
+
+<p>Her cutting words had still no effect upon the good-natured farmer, who
+continued his operations till he got the six steers safely lodged in
+their shed. He then came into the house quietly, and, with a "heigh-ho,
+that job's weel owre," sat him down by the side of the fire, opposite to
+his wife and daughter. For some minutes there was silence in the house
+of Kelpiehaugh; the reason whereof was that Matty's authority was for
+once apparently disregarded, or set at naught, by the apparent absence
+of all tokens of fear and contrition on the part of her mate. She had
+already indicated sufficiently her sense of his stupidity, and given him
+a peremptory notice of what he might expect for the next half-year to
+come; yet there was he, against all custom, and all the laws of marital
+subordination, sitting as easy and comfortable as if he merited her
+praise and deserved her blessing. She could only look daggers at him,
+with occasionally an expression of staring wonder at a nonchalance that
+disproved twenty years of authority.</p>
+
+<p>"Is there naething in Kelpiehaugh for its master to eat or drink?" said
+he, at last, in a calm, soft voice. "A hard day's wark deserves
+something at e'en."</p>
+
+<p>"Is he adding impertinence to his folly?" thought the dame, as she sat
+doggedly silent and immoveable.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, Mary," added he; "since Matty will gie us naething, rise, lassie,
+and gie your father the best that's in the house, and, by way o' bribe,
+here's a new gown to ye&mdash;the bonniest and brawest I could find at St
+Boswell's."</p>
+
+<p>The girl started up and laid hold of the dress. The bright hues glared
+on her eyes. The dame cast a side-eye on the gaudy article.</p>
+
+<p>"Waur and waur, Giles," she ejaculated. "Are ye mad, man? What, in the
+name o' a' that's guid or ill, possessed ye? Will that gown pay our
+rent?"</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe it may," rejoined Giles. "Mary's the bonniest lass on this side
+o' the Tweed, and beauty's nae waur o' being weel buskit. It may bring
+her a husband wha'll pay our rent; and, if it doesna, there's nae
+skaith, seeing we may yet be able to do it oursels."</p>
+
+<p>"The man's as mad as a March hare, or a gled-stung quey," cried Matty.</p>
+
+<p>"But am I to get nae supper, Matty?" rejoined he, with the same
+calmness.</p>
+
+<p>"The deil a bit," ejaculated the dame.</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe this may bribe ye," said he, as he pulled out of another pocket a
+gown-piece, as bright as the other, for his beloved spouse.</p>
+
+<p>The charm had no power, save that of increasing the wonder of the dame;
+and the statement which immediately followed, that there was a stranger
+to be entertained at Kelpiehaugh that night, roused her still farther.
+It was not till she began to look more narrowly into the face of her
+husband, that she observed a dry humour about him, that might be
+anything but the result of an unsuccessful attempt to dispose of his
+bestial, and, going up to him, she shook him heartily by the shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>"Come, come, Giles," she said, "there's a secret at the bottom o' a'
+this, and maybe this may explain it."</p>
+
+<p>And, seizing his pocket-book, she opened it, and pulled forth the bunch
+of notes. They were counted on the instant, and the eyes of the dame
+brightened up at every addition to the calculation. The farmer explained
+all, and, in the course of his narration, Matty's wonder waxed great
+again. She was not altogether satisfied. She looked at the notes, to see
+that they were not forged; glanced at Giles; fell into a brown study;
+looked at Mary; hemmed and heyed; and began to make preparations for the
+stranger. In about an hour afterwards, the old customer arrived, was
+ushered in to the fire, and took his seat, while Giles went to look to
+the putting-up of his horse, which, he observed, was as clever and
+clean-limbed a creature as that which carried the "fair ladye" and "true
+Thomas" over the Eildon Hills. The supper was, in the meantime, in the
+act of being served up. The old man coughed and told stories, Mary
+listened, and Matty eyed her guest with a peculiar expression, which
+made him rub his beard, cough more and more, and retire farther into the
+recess which he had taken possession of. Nor would the supper draw him
+forth; for he said he had supped before he came, yet had he no objection
+to drink the ale which Matty handed him, and was as merry as an old man
+might be, who had seen so many summers as his beard betokened. Many a
+thing they talked of, but they all concerned the farmer, and his wife
+and daughter; for the never a word would he say of himself, either as to
+what he was, or where he lived&mdash;the dry skeleton of a name, Mr
+Farquharson, being all he gratified them with, while, in return, he
+asked so much of the condition and doings of his host and family, that
+one might have thought he intended either to pay their arrears of rent,
+or marry the daughter, at the very least. The supper, of which he
+partook not, being done, he said he wished not to put them about in
+their arrangements, and would be very well pleased to lie in the small
+bed behind him, unless that were set apart for some other of the family.</p>
+
+<p>"That ye may weel hae, sir," said Matty on the instant, "if ye hae a
+fancy to it. A sma' reward for the guid price ye gae for the cattle.
+Mary can sleep for a nicht in the kitchen&mdash;for Jenny is at St Boswell's,
+and winna be hame before the morn."</p>
+
+<p>"You will have only one night's trouble of me," replied the old man;
+"but you may have more of the cattle&mdash;eight at least&mdash;and I think I will
+better pay you beforehand, Mr Ramsay, that there may be no mistake when
+the men come to take them away."</p>
+
+<p>And he put into the farmer's hand three times the sum he would have
+demanded for the keeping of the steers. The farmer would have refused
+the money, but Matty, whose by-play all along had been unnoticed by her
+husband, pinched him on the arm, and the words of rejection died away in
+his mouth. The parties afterwards retired to bed, leaving the strange
+visiter in the apartment allotted to him.</p>
+
+<p>"I never did a better day's wark, guidwife," said the farmer to his
+partner, when they went up-stairs.</p>
+
+<p>"Hush! hush! man, ye dinna ken what ye have done," replied she; and the
+next moment she was busy whispering something in the ear of the farmer.
+He started instantly, cried, "Impossible, impossible!" and stood for a
+moment in dismay and consternation. But Matty gave him no time for
+thought. She was again busy with his ear; and the next exhibition he
+made was of an opposite character&mdash;a strange expression was upon his
+face, and he slapped her upon the back in the extravagance of a feeling
+that, whether betokening good-humour or not, seemed to have no bounds.
+In a short time, the house was as quiet as Grimalkin himself could have
+wished it, when bent on a hunting foray. All had apparently gone to bed,
+and the stillness continued till considerably after midnight. A slow tap
+at the kitchen-door showed that one individual at least was astir.</p>
+
+<p>"Mary, Mary, are you awake?" said a voice, that at least was
+uninterrupted by a cough.</p>
+
+<p>The answer was a whisper from within. After some parley, the door was
+opened, and a series of secret doings, among which the opening of the
+outer door of the house, a recourse to the stable, the saddling of the
+fleet horse, and other furtive preparations for a departure, were the
+most important. During all this time, the figure of a female wrapped in
+a cloak stood in the recess of the door. The horse was quietly walked to
+the loan, and the mantled figure glided as secretly as a ghost, who
+knows that the pimp Gallus will shortly awaken, to the starting-post.
+One swing brought her to the pad, and another placed before her one whom
+the light of the faint moon exhibited without a bend in his body or
+beard on his chin. Away they set&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"On, on they rade, and farther on&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">The steed gaed swifter than the wind&mdash;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">Until they reach'd a desert wide,</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">And living land was left behind."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Not a word passed between the couple. The one was occupied spurring on
+the steed, and the other clung to him, as if love had nerved her arms,
+and made them as tenacious of the grasp of his waist as Lenora, of
+German celebrity, was of the soulless body of her Wilhelm. Sometimes he
+slackened his pace, to ascertain whether the guidman of Kelpiehaugh was
+up and away in quest of runaway bride, like the Gręmes after the heiress
+of Netherby, over Cannobie-lee; and then, when he thought he heard the
+clatter of a horse's hoof, he applied the spur again, and away they
+went, over moss and muir, with such speed as love and fear in the rider
+may alone impart to the obedient steed. At other times, the space of a
+few minutes was devoted to soft whispers, and the gallant pressed the
+encircling arms of his fair one, and sighed as he felt her embrace as
+tight as a lover's heart could wish. He was as happy as one who is on
+the verge of the enjoyment of stolen pleasures can be in a world where
+lawful indulgences had no zest for him; and he turned his head for the
+muffled kiss, which was granted as freely as any rieving lover, even
+Lochinvar himself or Jock o' Hazeldean, could have desired. Nor less was
+he pleased with the pressure of her fair arms, which accompanied or
+followed the other demonstrations of her affection, and the speed of his
+steed, now safe, as he thought himself, from all pursuit, was quickened,
+that he might reach the goal, where all the joys of a long-sighed-for
+possession awaited him. At length he gave his horse breathing-time, and,
+taking himself a long inspiration&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"When, think ye, Mary," said he, "I will send for the six steers I
+purchased from your father yesterday?"</p>
+
+<p>"Maybe never, Robert," was the whispered reply.</p>
+
+<p>"You say right, love. It was never my intention," said he. "I thought it
+but fair to leave old Giles some consideration for his daughter."</p>
+
+<p>A squeeze was the expression of the gratitude felt by the female for the
+boon so generously bestowed on the farmer of Kelpiehaugh.</p>
+
+<p>"Was I known, think ye?" he continued. "I liked not the sharp eye of
+your mother. By my faith! I quailed under it. The devil an ancient
+carlin duenna in an old romance ever observed so sharp a look-out for
+the safety of her ward. But, ha! ha! Mary, we have outwitted the old
+dame, and let her catch us now, if she can. We want only two miles of
+Langholm, and then, hey! hey! and be merry, as the song says&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">'Now all this time let us be merry,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">And set nocht by this world a cherry.'</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Safe in my house at Langholm, Mary, let Giles and his old dame enjoy the
+bargain they have got. They may sell the steers at the next fair of St
+Boswell's; but I will not so soon part with my Mary."</p>
+
+<p>"Na, I hope not," replied the whispering female. "But hearna ye the
+sounds of a horse's feet?"</p>
+
+<p>The lover turned his head.</p>
+
+<p>"Your father, by the rood!" cried he; and, clapping spurs again to his
+horse, they set off at a quick gallop, with a view to distance their
+pursuer, who was no other than Giles Ramsay himself, mounted on one of
+his quickest plough-horses, and brandishing a huge cudgel, in the double
+act of beating his nag and threatening vengeance on the fugitives.</p>
+
+<p>The pursued were now in danger of being overtaken; for the greater speed
+of the hunter was counterbalanced by the greater burden, and it was
+clearly a cast-up whether they would be able to escape the vengeance
+that awaited them. But, whatever might be the issue, there was no want
+of energy in either hand or heel of the abductor; and he lashed and
+spurred his steed more furiously as his fears increased&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"Still looking the sidelong woods among,</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">Before, around him, and behind;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">And aye, whene'er the echo rung,</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">The steed flew swifter than the wind."</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>And no less energetic was the fearful pursuer, whose hearty thwacks upon
+the curpan of his shaggy cart-tracer, mixed with loud halloos, might be
+heard in the distance, awakening the echoes of the silent night. The
+lover relished not the appearance, and still less the cries, of the
+lusty farmer; and as little apparently did his companion&mdash;who, as the
+horse increased his speed, grasped her abductor round the waist&mdash;wish to
+fall into the hands of the enraged pursuer. Away they scoured, and,
+"Fear not, Mary&mdash;love will distance the old churl," fell from the lips
+of the panting lover, in reply to the inspiring pressure of her arms;
+while, "Na, na, Robert, flee for the love o' heaven," added more energy
+to the spur, and more passion to his breast. They reached the skirts of
+the woody Langholm; but it was not the abductor's intention to stop at
+his residence, while he was in danger of being overtaken; so, striking
+to the left, and dashing into a <i>corrie</i>, or deep lirk of a hill, he
+stretched on with the flight of desperation. His wish was to clear the
+fern brae, as the height was called, and, getting into the thick wood at
+the back, make a sudden turn, and elude the quick eye of the farmer; but
+the latter kept dashing and bounding on, hallooing in the distance, and
+still brandishing his oaken ryss, in the most fearful demonstrations of
+a vengeance that would be contented with nothing less, apparently, than
+the body of the one, and the life of the other. Still the fond female
+turned her eyes behind, and, giving her companion reports of the
+progress of the pursuer, kept up his energies and alive his spirit.</p>
+
+<p>"All the work of that accursed old duenna, your mother," muttered he.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, ay, nae doot, nae doot," rejoined she, and hugged him again more
+closely than ever. The turn of the fern hill did not seem, however, to
+bring the relief which it promised, for the couple were still within
+hail of the redoubted Giles; and his shouting reverberated among the
+rocks like the tally-ho of the hunter, or rather like the deep-mouthed
+bay of the pack.</p>
+
+<p>But here a more extraordinary phenomenon presented itself, and that was
+an accession of strength to the sturdy Giles of no fewer than three
+horsemen, who, probably attracted by his war-whoop, had tendered their
+services in endeavouring to overtake and seize the fugitives. This
+circumstance was proclaimed by a united cry of the whole pursuers, which
+rung in the ears of the lover like the howl which met the Florentine on
+his visit to the region of the wicked in Hades. There was, however, more
+in the appearance of the strangers, as seen in the light of the now
+bright moon, than in their war-shout that carried dismay to the breast
+of the abductor. What this was, he told not; but his muttering of "Who
+can have brought him and his servants to this part of the country at
+this time?" satisfied his companion that he knew the individuals who had
+thus opportunely joined the cause of the farmer; and now, if indeed that
+were possible, he urged his panting steed forward at a still quicker
+pace. His chance of escape was diminishing every moment. The horses of
+the assistants were fleeter than those of the farmer; and, if he did not
+succeed in overtaking the fugitives, it was too evident that they would
+accomplish for him the object he had in view. The lover seemed doubtful
+what he should do&mdash;whether still to press on, lay down his charge, or
+make a sweep round the hill, and take refuge in Langholm. A clump of
+trees now intervening between him and the party, he appeared to resolve
+suddenly on the last man&oelig;uvre; and his reason probably was, that he
+might have time to secrete his fair one among some of the outhouses of
+the mansion before the pursuers came up. Acting upon this resolution, he
+turned the head of his horse, swept in by the tail of the height, struck
+into a loan, and, after a rapid run of a few minutes, was opposite to
+the house of Langholm.</p>
+
+<p>"Quick! quick, Mary! jump and follow me," he cried, as he took her in
+his arms. "This way," and he flew first to one door and then another.
+They were shut, and he had no alternative left but to take his fair
+charge into the mansion itself. Rushing up-stairs, and dragging after
+him his abducted love, he reached a small bedroom, thrust her into it,
+shut the door, locked it, and returned to face boldly his pursuers. By
+the time he arrived at the landing-place, his horse had sought the
+stable; and there was no apparent sign, save his appearance there at
+that hour, of his having been engaged in the unlawful undertaking for
+which he had been so hotly pursued.</p>
+
+<p>"I have paid well for my love-errantry," said he, as he took a
+handkerchief, and wiped the sweat from his face. "There is not another
+beauty in Scotland for whom I would have toiled as I have now done. Have
+I given them the slip? Mayhap I may, unless I am right in that fearful
+conjecture, suggested by the appearance of my strange pursuers."</p>
+
+<p>"Ho, there!" cried the voice of a man, rushing up on horseback. "What is
+this, Robert?"</p>
+
+<p>"My father!" ejaculated the youth; "what has brought you from Craigton
+at this hour?"</p>
+
+<p>"Robert! Robert!" ejaculated a voice from a bedroom window, at that
+moment drawn up&mdash;"why have you placed a woman in my bedroom, and locked
+her in?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is that you, my love?" rejoined the father, in answer to the cry of his
+wife. "Why, here is some infernal mystery. Your mother and I arrived
+here to-day. We heard you were at St Boswell's, and I left her here that
+I might go and join you at the market. Now I have returned to witness a
+scene that baffles all my wits. Here is a man who has a claim upon you
+which your mother corroborates by her extraordinary inquiry."</p>
+
+<p>The cavalcade at that moment came up&mdash;Giles in the rear, still
+brandishing his rung, and muttering incoherent threats against the
+abductor. The youth was surrounded: his father cried for information,
+his mother screamed from the window. Giles demanded restitution, and the
+voice of the abducted female was heard in shrill tones over all.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha! Matty, lass, this is sad wark," cried the farmer, on recognising
+the voice of his wife.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it possible, Robert Melville," said the father, "that you could
+disgrace your family and your pedigree, by carrying off the wife of this
+honest farmer&mdash;a woman stricken in years&mdash;and place her in the bedroom
+occupied by your mother?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's owre true," cried Giles, with something like a suppressed laugh.
+"I see her face at the window. He came to Kelpiehaugh habited as an auld
+man, wi' a grey beard stuck on his chin, and a scratch wig on his head;
+and, in return for a supper and a bed, carried aff my helpmate, wi' whom
+I hae lived, in love and honour, for thirty years."</p>
+
+<p>The scene was getting more extraordinary. The young man was sceptical of
+the truth of Giles' statement; but he could not disprove it by stating
+what he conceived to be the veritable fact&mdash;that he had run away with
+Mary, the young daughter of the farmer of Kelpiehaugh. He looked at the
+latter, then turned up his eyes to the window, where he then saw only
+the face of his mother. Her cries still rung in his ears; the father
+called for the key; Giles insisted on the truth of his statement; and
+the inquiries of the servants mingled with the general confusion. By an
+impulse he could not resist, he gave his father the key; the door was
+opened, and the mother, who was now dressed, came down-stairs, along
+with her husband, followed by the female, on whom they turned eyes in
+which wonder and indignation alternated their suitable expressions. The
+female threw back her hood.</p>
+
+<p>"We hae had a lang and a hard ride, Mr Melville," said she. "My feth, ye
+did weel, but your horse did better; and, Giles, man, ye did as I never
+saw ye do before."</p>
+
+<p>"I couldna want ye, Matty," replied Giles; "and, if I havena testified
+my love for ye by this nicht's wark, never a man in Scotland ever proved
+his affection for his wife."</p>
+
+<p>The absence of all ill-humour, the winks which Matty directed to the
+wonderstruck youth, and his apparent amazement, added to the puzzle
+which perplexed the minds of the father and the mother.</p>
+
+<p>"What does all this mean, Robert?" cried the mother.</p>
+
+<p>"For God's sake, explain this extraordinary affair!" rejoined the
+father.</p>
+
+<p>The youth was still mute. At length Matty whispered something in his
+ear. He spoke for the first time since the scene commenced.</p>
+
+<p>"It may be as you say, Mrs Ramsay," said he.</p>
+
+<p>"Aweel, it's a' richt," replied she; "but it may please Giles and mysel
+if ye will acknowledge it in the presence o' your father and mother."</p>
+
+<p>"I have no objections," replied he; and, turning to his parents, who
+understood not one word of all this dialogue, and far less of the
+strange scene still acting around them, he added, "I hereby declare, in
+presence of you, as witnesses, that I hereby renounce all claim&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"To whom?" cried the mother; "to another man's wife&mdash;an aged matron?
+Fie, Robert! Say no more. Close the lips that would dishonour a son in
+presence of his parents."</p>
+
+<p>"I hereby renounce all claim to six stirks at present lying at the farm
+of Kelpiehaugh, and promise never to trouble Giles Ramsay for the same."</p>
+
+<p>"It's a' settled and adjusted," cried Matty. "I am satisfied; and Giles,
+I fancy, you are no ill-pleased wi' my nicht's wark?"</p>
+
+<p>"I dinna ken which o' us hae dune best," replied the farmer. "Between
+us, our arrears o' rent will be paid up. My bargain was guid; but I
+freely admit yours is better."</p>
+
+<p>"Then this affair is at last arranged?" said the youth.</p>
+
+<p>The farmer assented. The worthy couple bade adieu to their friends, and
+proceeded on their way to Kelpiehaugh. We cannot tell what explanations
+took place at Langholm between the young man and his parents; neither
+can we tell precisely the import of the conversation that took place
+between the farmer and his wife on their journey homewards; but we
+strongly suspect they enjoyed a hearty laugh at the clever man&oelig;uvre
+of the dame. It is probable that Giles himself was in the secret; at
+least the good-humour he exhibited in getting again possession of his
+spouse would lead us to believe that he had been a willing party in the
+plot that had been so cleverly laid and executed. How far the daughter
+was to blame has not been recorded; and, to do justice to the farmer and
+his wife, they never taxed her with indiscretion. She was some time
+afterwards married, and so put beyond the power of the wild youth who
+had been so completely foiled by the genius of a clever dame.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h2 class="p3">SIR PATRICK HUME.</h2>
+
+<h3><a name="9">A TALE OF THE HOUSE OF MARCHMONT.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">Sir Patrick Hume of Polwarth was elected representative of the County of
+Berwick in the year 1665, being then in the twenty-fifth year of his
+age. He was a lover of freedom, a lover of his country, and a staunch
+Presbyterian. In those days, however, a love of freedom was a dangerous
+principle either to avow or to carry into Parliament. The tyrant
+Charles, whom some falsely call the Merry Monarch, was then attempting
+to rule the empire with a rod of iron. You have all heard of his Long
+Parliament, and of his afterwards governing the country, like an
+absolute tyrant, without a Parliament at all. Fettered and servile as
+parliaments then were, young Hume had boldly stood forward as the
+advocate of civil and religious liberty; and, when the arbitrary monarch
+sent down a mandate to Scotland for a levy of men and of money, that he
+might carry his plans of despotism the more effectually into execution,
+Sir Patrick resisted the slavishness with which it was about to be
+obeyed.</p>
+
+<p>"What!" exclaimed he, "are we mere instruments in the hands of the
+king&mdash;creatures appointed to minister to his pleasure? Are we not
+representatives of the people of Scotland&mdash;the representatives of their
+wants and their wishes, and the defenders of their rights? And shall we,
+as such, at the mere nod of a monarch, drag them from following their
+plough in the valley, or attending their hirsels on the hill&mdash;shall we
+do these things, and lay contributions on their cattle, on their corn,
+and on their coffers, merely because His Majesty wills it? Pause, my
+countrymen. The king has no authority to compel such a measure, and it
+can only be rendered legal by the concurrence of the assembled
+representatives of the people."</p>
+
+<p>"Treason!" vociferated the Duke of Lauderdale, who was the arch-minion
+of Charles; "before the Parliament of Scotland, I denounce Sir Patrick
+Hume as a dangerous man&mdash;as a plotter against the life and dignity of
+our sovereign lord the king!"</p>
+
+<p>"What!" exclaimed Sir Patrick, indignantly fixing his eyes upon
+Lauderdale. "Though there may be amongst us a slave who would sell his
+country for a royal smile, I still hope that this is a <span class="smcap">FREE</span> Parliament,
+and it concerns all the members to be <span class="smcap">FREE</span> in what concerns the nation."</p>
+
+<p>From that day, Sir Patrick Hume became a suspected man, and the eyes of
+the king's creatures were upon him; and when, two years afterwards,
+Charles endeavoured to put down the people by the sword, and establish
+garrisons throughout the country, again the Laird of Polwarth stood
+foremost in the ranks of opposition, and resisted his power. The king
+accordingly ordered his privy council to crush so dangerous a spirit;
+and Sir Patrick was confined in Stirling Castle, where, with the
+exception of a short interval, he was imprisoned for two years.</p>
+
+<p>Britain had long been distracted with the pretended discovery of
+fabulous or ridiculous plots against the royal family; and the perjury
+of paid miscreants, like the infamous Titus Oates, was causing the
+scaffolds to run with gore. But tyranny being glutted with Catholic
+blood, and the extinguishing of what were called Popish plots, the
+myrmidons of Charles (who lived a libertine, and died a Papist)
+professed that they had discovered a Protestant plot against his royal
+person. In this plot the incorruptible Algernon Sydney, Lord Russell, Mr
+Bailie of Jerviswoode, and Sir Patrick Hume, were included. They beheld
+their common country withering and wasting beneath the grasp of a
+tyrant; and true it is they had united together to restore it to
+freedom, but they were innocent of designs against his life, or even of
+a wish to dethrone him. They did not, however, act sufficiently in
+concert, and were unable to bring their plans into operation. A price
+was set upon their heads&mdash;some fled into exile, and others sought refuge
+on the mountain and in the wilderness; while the amiable Russell died
+upon the scaffold.</p>
+
+<p>It was near nightfall, in the month of September, 1684, when Jamie
+Winter, who was joiner on the estate of Polwarth, ran breathless up to
+Redbraes Castle, and knocked loudly at the door. It was opened by John
+Allan, the land-steward, who, perceiving his agitation, inquired&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"In the name o' guidness, Jamie, what's happened, or what do ye want?"</p>
+
+<p>"Dinna ask, Maister Allan," replied Jamie; "but, for Heaven's sake, tell
+me, is Sir Patrick at hame? and let me speak to him presently, as ye
+value his life."</p>
+
+<p>"Follow me, then, Jamie," said the other, "and come in quietly, that the
+servants mayna observe onything extraordinar; for we live in times when
+a man canna trust his ain brither."</p>
+
+<p>The honest joiner was ushered into a room where Sir Patrick sat in the
+midst of his family, acting at once as their schoolmaster and their
+playmate.</p>
+
+<p>"Weel, James," said the laird, "I understand ye hae been at Berwick the
+day. Ye've got early back. What uncos heard ye there?"</p>
+
+<p>"I watna, Sir Patrick," replied the other; "now-a-days, I think, there's
+naething unco that can happen. Satan seems to have been let loose on our
+poor misgoverned country. But I wish to speak to your honour very
+particularly, and in private, if you please."</p>
+
+<p>"You may speak on, James," said the laird; "I am private in the midst o'
+my ain family."</p>
+
+<p>"Wi' your guid leave sir," returned the cautious servant, "I wad rather
+the bairns were oot o' the way, for what I hae to say is no proper for
+them to hear, and the sooner ye are acquainted wi' it the better."</p>
+
+<p>Sir Patrick led his younger children out of the room, but requested Lady
+Polwarth and their eldest daughter, Grizel, a lovely dark-haired girl,
+about twelve years of age, to remain.</p>
+
+<p>"You are the bearer of evil tidings, James," said he, as he returned,
+"but you may tell them now&mdash;it is meet that my wife should hear them, if
+they concern me; and," added he, taking Grizel's hand in his, "I keep no
+secrets from my little secretary."</p>
+
+<p>"God bless her!" said James, "she's an auld-farrant bairn, as wise as
+she's bonny, I ken that. But, your honour, I am, indeed, the bearer of
+evil tidings. A party o' troopers arrived at Berwick this morning, and
+it was nae secret there that they would be baith at Jerviswoode and
+Redbraes before midnicht. I heard them talk o' the premium that was set
+upon your life, and slipped out o' the town immediately, without
+performing a single transaction, or speaking a word to a living
+creature. How I've got alang the road is mair than I can tell; for I was
+literally sick, blind, and desperate wi' grief. I've this minute
+arrived, and whatever can be done to save you maun be done instantly."</p>
+
+<p>Lady Polwarth burst into tears. Sir Patrick grasped the hand of his
+faithful servant. Little Grizel gazed in her father's face with a look
+of silent despair, but neither spoke nor wept.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, fly! fly instantly, my dear husband!" cried Lady Polwarth, "and
+Heaven direct you."</p>
+
+<p>"Be composed, my love," said Sir Patrick; "I fear that flight is
+impossible; but some means of evading them may perhaps be devised."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my leddy," said Jamie Winter, "to flee is out o' the question
+athegither. Government has its spies at every turn o' the road&mdash;in every
+house in the country&mdash;even in this house. Our only hope is to conceal
+Sir Patrick; but how or where is beyond my comprehension."</p>
+
+<p>Many were the schemes devised by the anxious wife&mdash;many the suggestions
+of her husband, and honest Jamie proposed numerous plans&mdash;but each was,
+in its turn, rejected as being unsafe. More than an hour had passed in
+these anxious deliberations; within three hours more, and the king's
+troops would be at his gate. Grizel had, till now, remained silent, and
+dashing away the first tear that rolled down her cheek, she flung her
+arms around her father's neck, and exclaimed, in an eager and breathless
+whisper&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I ken a place, faither&mdash;I ken a place that the king's troopers and his
+spies will never find out; and I'll stop beside ye, to bear ye company."</p>
+
+<p>"Bless the bairn!" said Sir Patrick, pressing her to his breast; "and
+where's the place, dearest?"</p>
+
+<p>"The aisle below Polwarth Kirk, faither," returned Grizel. "Nae trooper
+will find out such a hiding-place; for the mouth's a bit wee hole, and
+the long grass, and the docks, and the nettles grow owre it, and I could
+slip out and in without trampling them down; and naebody would think o'
+seeking ye there, faither."</p>
+
+<p>Lady Polwarth shuddered, and Sir Patrick pressed the cheek of his lovely
+daughter to his lips.</p>
+
+<p>"Save us a', bairn!" said Jamie, "there's surely something no earthly
+about yer young laddyship, for ye hae mair sense than us a' put
+thegither. The aisle is the very place. I'll steal awa, and hae a kind
+o' bed put up in it, and tak ither twa or three bits o' necessary
+things; and, Sir Patrick, ye'll slip out o' the house and meet me there
+as soon as possible."</p>
+
+<p>Within an hour, Sir Patrick had joined Jamie Winter in the dark and
+dismal aisle. The humble bed was soon and silently fitted up, and the
+faithful servant, wishing his master "farewell," left him alone in his
+dreary prison-house. Slow and heavily the hours of darkness moved on. He
+heard the trampling of the troopers' horses galloping in quest of him.
+The oaths and the imprecations of the riders fell distinctly on his
+ears. Amidst such sounds he heard them mention his name. But his heart
+failed not. He knelt down upon the cold damp floor of his
+hiding-place&mdash;upon the bones of his fathers&mdash;and there, in soundless,
+but earnest prayer, supplicated his father's God to protect his
+family&mdash;to save his country&mdash;to forgive his persecutors, and to do with
+him as seemed good in his sight. He arose; and, laying himself upon his
+cold and comfortless bed, slept calmly. He awoke shivering and benumbed.
+Faint streaks of light stole into the place of death through its narrow
+aperture, dimly revealing the ghastly sights of the charnel-house, and
+the slow reptiles that crawled along the floor. Again night came on, and
+the shadows of light, if I may use the expression, which revealed his
+cell, died away. A second morning had come, and a second time the feeble
+rays had been lost in utter darkness. It was near midnight, and the
+slender stock of provisions which he had brought with him were nigh
+exhausted. He started from his lowly couch&mdash;he heard a rustling among
+the weeds at the mouth of the aisle&mdash;he heard some one endeavouring to
+remove the fragment of an old gravestone that covered it.</p>
+
+<p>"Faither!" whispered an eager voice&mdash;"faither&mdash;it is me&mdash;yer ain
+Grizel!"</p>
+
+<p>"My own, devoted, my matchless child!" said Sir Patrick, stretching his
+hands towards the aperture, and receiving her in his arms.</p>
+
+<p>She sat down beside him on the bed&mdash;she detailed the search of the
+troopers&mdash;she stated that they were watched in their own house&mdash;that a
+spy was set over the very victuals that came from their table, lest he
+should be concealed near, and fed by his family.</p>
+
+<p>"But what of that?" continued the light-hearted and heroic girl; "while
+my plate is supplied, my faither's shall not be empty; and here," added
+she, laughing&mdash;"here is a flask of wine, cakes, and a sheep's-head. But
+I will tell you a story about the sheep's-head. It was placed on a plate
+before me at dinner-time. The servant was out o' the room, naebody was
+looking, and I whupped it into my apron. Little Sandy wanted a piece,
+and, turning round for it, and missing the head, 'Ah, mother!' he cried,
+'our Grizzy has swallowed a sheep's-head, bones and a', in a
+moment!'&mdash;'Wheesht, laddie!' said my mother; 'eat ye next ane
+then.'&mdash;'Oh, ye greedy Grizzy!' said Sandy, shaking his little nieve in
+my face, 'I'll mind you for this.'&mdash;'I'm sure Sandy will ne'er forget
+me,' said I, and slipped away out to hide the sheep's-head in my own
+room; and as soon as I thought naebody was astir, I creeped out quietly
+by the window, and got down here behint the hedges; and I'll come every
+nicht, faither. But last nicht the troopers were still about the house."</p>
+
+<p>In spite of his misery, Sir Patrick laughed at the ingenuity of his
+beloved and heroic daughter; then wept and laughed again, and pressed
+her to his bosom.</p>
+
+<p>He had passed many weeks in this cheerless dungeon, with no companion
+during the day save a volume of Buchanan's Psalms; but every night he
+was visited by his intrepid daughter, who at once supplied him with
+food, and beguiled the hours of his solitude. He was sitting in the
+gloomy cell, conning over his favourite volume&mdash;the stone at the
+aperture had been pushed aside a few inches to admit the light more
+freely, and the weeds at the entrance were now bowed down and withered
+by the frost&mdash;a few boys were playing in the churchyard, and tossing a
+ball against the kirk. Being driven from the hand of an unskilful
+player, it suddenly bounded into the aisle. Sir Patrick started, and the
+book dropped from his hand. Immediately the aperture was surrounded by
+the boys, and the stone removed. They stood debating who should enter,
+but none had sufficient courage. At length one more hardy than the rest
+volunteered to enter, if another would follow him. The laird gave
+himself up as lost, for he knew that even the tale of a schoolboy would
+effect his ruin. He was aware he could disperse them with a single
+groan; but even that, when told to his enemies, might betray him. At
+length three agreed to enter, and the feet of the first already
+protruded into the aisle. Sir Patrick crept silently to its farthest
+corner, when the gruff voice of the old gravedigger reached his ear,
+shouting&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"The mischief's in the callants, and nae guid. What are ye doing there?
+Do ye want the ghaists o' the auld Humes aboot yer lugs?"</p>
+
+<p>The boys fled amain, and the old man came growling to the mouth of the
+aisle.</p>
+
+<p>"The deevil's in the bairns o' Polwarth," said he; "for they wad disturb
+the very dead in their graves. I'll declare, they've the stane frae the
+mouth o' the aisle!"</p>
+
+<p>He stooped down, and Sir Patrick saw his grim visage through the
+aperture, and heard him thus continue his soliloquy, as he replaced the
+stone&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Sorrow tak the hands that moved the stane! Ye're hardly worth the
+covering up again, for ye're a profitless hole to me; and I fancy him
+that I should lay in ye next, be he whaur he likes, will gang the gate
+that his freend Bailie gaed yesterday on a scaffold. A gravedigger's a
+puir bisness, I am sorry to say, in our king's reign; and the fient a
+ane thrives but the common executioner."</p>
+
+<p>So saying, he enveloped Sir Patrick in utter darkness. That night Grizel
+and her father left the aisle together, and from her he learned the
+particulars of what he had heard muttered by the gravedigger, that his
+friend, Mr Bailie of Jerviswoode, had been executed the previous day.</p>
+
+<p>Disguised, and in the character of a surgeon, he by byways reached
+London, and from thence fled to France. On the death of Charles, and
+when the bigot James ascended the throne, Sir Patrick was one of the
+leaders of the band of patriots who drew their swords in behalf of a
+Protestant succession.</p>
+
+<p>That enterprise was unsuccessful; and, after contending, almost
+singlehanded, against the enemies of his religion and his country, he
+and his family sought refuge in a foreign land. He assumed the name of
+Dr Peter Wallace, and they took up their abode in Utrecht. There poverty
+and privations sought and found the exiles. They had parted with every
+domestic, and the lovely Grizel was the sole servant and helper of her
+mother, and, when their work was done, the assistant of her father in
+the education of the younger children; for he had no longer the means of
+providing them a tutor. Yet theirs was a family of love&mdash;a family of
+happiness; and poverty purified their affections. But their remittances
+from Scotland were not only scanty but uncertain. Till now Sir Patrick
+had borne his misfortunes with resignation, and even cheerfulness; he
+cared not that he was stripped of attendants, and of every luxury of
+life; yet at times the secret and unbidden tears would start into his
+eyes, as he beheld his wife and his fair daughter performing, without a
+murmur, the most menial offices. But the measure of his trials was not
+yet full&mdash;luxuries were not only denied him, but he was without food to
+set before his children. The father wept, and his spirit heaved with
+anguish. Grizel beheld his tears, and she knew the cause. She spoke not;
+but, hastening to her little cabinet, she took from it a pair of
+jewelled bracelets, and, wrapping herself up in a cloak, she took a
+basket under her arm, and hurried to the street. The gentle being glided
+along the streets of Utrecht, with her eyes fixed upon the ground, and
+shunning the glance of the passengers, as if each knew her errand. She
+stood before a shop in which all manner of merchandise was exposed, and
+three golden balls were suspended over the door. She cast a timid gaze
+into the shop&mdash;thrice she passed and repassed it, and repeated the timid
+glance. She entered&mdash;she placed the bracelets upon the counter.</p>
+
+<p>"How much?" was the laconic question of the shopman.</p>
+
+<p>Grizel burst into tears. He handed her a sum of money across the
+counter, and deposited the bracelets in his desk. She bounded from the
+shop with a heart and a step light as a young bird in its first pride of
+plumage. She hastened home with her basket filled. She placed it upon
+the table. Lady Polwarth wept, and fell upon her daughter's neck.</p>
+
+<p>"Where have you been, Grizel?" faltered her father.</p>
+
+<p>"Purchasing provisions for a bauble," said she; and the smile and the
+tear were seen on her cheek together.</p>
+
+<p>But many were the visits which the gentle Grizel had to pay to the
+Golden Balls, while one piece of plate was pledged after another, that
+her father, and her mother, and her brethren, might eat, and not die;
+and even then the table of Sir Patrick, humble as it was, and
+uncertainly provided for, was open to the needy of his countrymen. Thus
+three years passed&mdash;the memorable 1688 arrived. Sir Patrick was the
+friend, the counsellor, and supporter of King William&mdash;he arrived with
+him in England&mdash;he shared in his triumph. He was created Lord Polwarth,
+and appointed Sheriff of Berwickshire; and in 1696, though not a lawyer,
+but an upright man, he was made Lord Chancellor of Scotland, and created
+Earl of Marchmont, and Lord of Polwarth, Redbraes, and Greenlaw. He was
+one of the most ardent promoters of the Union; and with it ceased his
+political career. In 1710, when the Tories came into power, the earl
+being the staunchest Whig in Scotland, he was deprived of the office of
+Sheriff of Berwickshire, but was reinstated in 1715. His lady being
+dead, he came to take up his residence in Berwick-upon-Tweed; and there,
+when the heroic Grizel, who was now a wife and a mother (being married
+to the son of his unfortunate friend, Mr Bailie of Jerviswoode), came
+with her children and friends to visit him for the last time, as they
+danced in the hall, though unable to walk, he desired to be carried into
+the midst of them, and, beating time with his foot&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"See, Grizel," exclaimed the old patriot, "though your father is unable
+to dance, he can still beat time with his foot."</p>
+
+<p>Shortly after this, he died in Berwick, on the 1st of August, 1724, in
+the eighty-third year of his age&mdash;leaving behind him an example of
+piety, courage, and patriotism, worthy the imitation of posterity.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h2 class="p3">THE SERJEANT'S TALES.</h2>
+
+<h3><a name="10">THE PACKMAN'S JOURNEY TO LONDON.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">At the next opportunity, I got Serjeant Square to resume the narrative
+of his adventures.</p>
+
+<p>No feeling that the human mind is called upon to sustain (said he) is
+more depressing than the consciousness of being alone in a strange place
+without friend or acquaintance&mdash;the populous city and the desert are
+alike lonely. I have been, in the wildernesses of America and in London,
+the victim of this saddening sensation, and felt it perhaps less keenly
+when a solitary wanderer in the trackless wilds; for there bodily
+exertion, and the hopes of soon being in the haunts of men, deadened its
+force; while, in the populous city, I felt as if I had, after severe
+suffering and toil, attained an object to me worse than worthless.
+Amidst the densest crowds, after all, a man can only feel himself truly
+alone when no hand is held out to him, no eye beams the glance of
+recognition, and all is strange as a dream. Such were my feelings on the
+morning after my arrival in Berwick, on my way to London on foot.
+Fortune had been adverse to me in my native city, Edinburgh&mdash;in truth, I
+had hitherto been her plaything; and, even now, had no definite object
+in view. Tired of my walk, I had agreed with the captain of a trader for
+my passage by sea, for the remainder of my journey; and lay upon my bed,
+awaiting the morning light, a prey to my feelings, and musing upon my
+chequered fortunes. The wind began gradually to rise and mourn sadly
+through the windows and in the chimney of the room where I lay. As the
+morning advanced, the storm increased and raged, so that no vessel could
+put to sea. After walking down to the harbour, I returned back to my
+inn, half resolved not to proceed to the south, but return to Leith in a
+vessel that was also ready to sail, loaded with grain. I felt myself as
+if I had been a child, without a will of my own, not caring what became
+of me. Had I been seized with a mortal disease, I would, I thought, have
+welcomed death as a relief; so completely had my spirits, somehow or
+other, become depressed. How I escaped the pressgang, I have often
+wondered since; for they were very diligent in impressing seamen at this
+time, and I was in seamen's clothes. Perhaps the fearless manner in
+which I walked about had led them and the informers to suppose that I
+had a protection, or was belonging to some ship, and at large on leave
+of absence.</p>
+
+<p>After breakfast, as I sat conversing with one of the captains about the
+weather and other trivial matters, a person entered the room with a pack
+upon his back, and inquired if any of the gentlemen would be so kind as
+look over his assortment of goods; strongly recommending some silk
+handkerchiefs.</p>
+
+<p>"No," said the person with whom I was conversing, gruffly. "I want none
+of your goods. You packmen are all swindling knaves."</p>
+
+<p>"Not all knaves, my good sir. There are knaves in all trades, I allow;
+but there are honest men, too." And, addressing himself to me, he
+repeated his request.</p>
+
+<p>His voice at first had sounded in my ears like some well-known sound,
+and roused my attention; but in vain I endeavoured to call to mind where
+I had heard it. I had not yet looked towards him; but the instant I did,
+a mutual recognition took place. He set his pack upon one of the tables
+of the tap-room. Our hands were clasped in each other's. "Square!" and
+"Wilson!" were uttered with mutual feelings of joy and surprise. I had
+met a companion of my early days and sufferings. Often had we spent the
+long and chilling winter nights, huddled together to keep each other
+warm, in the snuggest corner we could find; hungry and ill clothed,
+often had we shared the precarious morsel of charity with each other,
+when either could have devoured it all. We had not met since I had first
+left Edinburgh, many years before; and, if a tear was shed for my
+mysterious disappearance, it was by Bill Wilson. A glow of pleasure,
+such as I had never felt before, thawed the icy feeling that had chilled
+my mind. How delightful must some of the stronger affections be, when
+the meeting of an early associate can cause so much pleasure! We stood
+gazing in silence upon each other for some time, ere we could find words
+to express our feelings. At length they were poured forth in
+congratulations and kind inquiries. To be alone, we retired to my
+bedroom, where I gave him a full account of all that had befallen me
+since we last met, and the present unsettled state of my resolves. He
+heard me with varying interest, until I had concluded.</p>
+
+<p>"Square," said he, "you have been sorely knocked about, a passive agent,
+without an object, save to enjoy or suffer the present hour. Now, to
+succeed, we must have an aim, and hold it in sight, whatever may befall;
+even should it often elude our grasp, we must not despair or relinquish
+it for another. My wish is an old age of independence. I may die this
+night, or I may live until old age has long impaired my energies. To
+obtain this, my wish, I have, from circumstances, chosen my present
+calling; nor have I allowed the most adverse fortune to shake my
+resolve, or change my method of recovering it; for perseverance is the
+only road that leads to success. Fortune placed you in America at your
+outset in life. You forsook the path others have trod in with success.
+You prospered at sea, and threw the golden opportunity away for a whim;
+a third time you were placed in fortune's way; a dark cloud passed over
+it; you gave way to your feelings, and are once more, with years of lost
+time, where you commenced."</p>
+
+<p>As he spoke, a feeling anything but gratifying passed over my mind. I
+felt that what he said was strictly true; that I had been living, until
+now, without an aim, either of avarice or ambition&mdash;my thoughts never
+having extended to the future, nor a care for to-morrow having ever
+occupied my mind. His cares, again, were all for to-morrow. This
+difference could not have arisen from education; for in this we were
+both alike. He, in short, had more prudence. But to proceed. I requested
+him to give me an account of the manner in which he had lived since we
+had been separated.</p>
+
+<p>"You know, John," he began, "that we were twins in adversity upon the
+streets of Edinburgh, equally friendless and penniless. After your
+departure, I felt for a few days very sad and lonely. I sought you
+everywhere in vain, and made every inquiry; but who cared aught about a
+homeless beggar-boy? Had a dog as strangely disappeared, the public
+crier would have proclaimed him through the streets. I began, young as I
+was, seriously to reflect upon my desolate situation, and plan in my
+mind ways to mend it. The childish wishes we had often formed of being
+rich, and the happy dreams of what we would do if we were so, rose with
+tenfold force into my memory, and I resolved to be rich; but how to
+attain my aim was the rub. Wishing, I knew well, brought no gain. It
+must be toiled for, and steadily pursued. A tradesman I could not hope
+to be. No one would receive me for my labour during my apprenticeship,
+and clothe and feed me; and I was too young and weak for labouring work
+in town or country. There was one way alone open to me&mdash;to commence
+merchant. You may smile at the word; but you shall see. It was not my
+choice; but what have the poor to do with choice? My object now was to
+obtain a capital to commence business upon. I was far from fortunate. It
+was nearly a month before I had accumulated a groat; yet my labour and
+anxiety were intense. No gentleman appeared on horseback in the city,
+whom I did not follow, in anxious hopes to get, by holding his horse, a
+penny, to increase my capital. In messages I was more indefatigable than
+usual. No length of space or weight of load daunted me, if a penny was
+to be earned; but it appeared to my eager mind that the gentlemen, at
+this time, required less service than usual, and those that employed me
+were more liberal of their food than halfpence. Still I steadily held on
+unflinching, adding halfpenny to halfpenny, my mind a prey to a new
+fear, that of losing my treasure. But I had joys mixed with my fears;
+for, when I retired to a quiet corner, and counted again and again my
+increasing store, what a pleasure I felt in adding a halfpenny to it,
+and carefully wrapping up the paper! When I had reached my eightpence, I
+could delay my undertaking no longer. I felt I had attained my first
+step; and, with a feeling of importance to be envied, proceeded to a
+bookseller's shop, and purchased ballads, of which I got, for my groat,
+one dozen and three, with a piece of paper to wrap them in, and left the
+shop, exulting that I was now a merchant, and had goods to dispose of.</p>
+
+<p>"As it was not my intention to sing them on the streets&mdash;for from this
+my pride revolted&mdash;I set off in the direction of Lasswade, calling at
+every door to offer my wares. In two days I had sold off my whole stock,
+and returned to town for more ballads. After a time, I added other small
+books, and my trade prospered amazingly. My living cost me nothing; my
+voice was good, and a supper and bed to the pedlar-boy, were the
+purchase of my songs, at the cottar's or the farmer's ingle. During the
+first year my two groats had grown to nearly a pound, and my ambition
+had grown with it. Pins, tapes, and thread were added to my store; my
+excursions were extended, and Bill Wilson was a known and a welcome
+guest over the whole county of Mid-Lothian. My toil was great, but my
+strength seemed to increase with my load. I had now in view my second
+step in advance, a horse and cart to carry my load. Years had passed on;
+my pack, worth twenty pounds, was all my own, and I had two pounds in my
+pocket; it was far on in the year, and the day was short and louring. I
+had some goods bespoke for a bridal, which required to be delivered on
+the following day. My route lay over the Soutra Hill; and had the
+weather kept up, my task was easy of accomplishment&mdash;so I cheerily
+plodded on, counting my gains; but scarce had I reached the ascent, when
+the wind began to moan along the dreary waste, and thin flakes of snow
+to fall, while the blast, from the east, blew right in my face. I
+quickened my pace; but the storm increased before I reached the top, the
+drifting snow blinding me, and the fitful gusts almost lifting me off my
+feet. Cold and biting as was the air, I was wet with perspiration, from
+my load and my struggles against the blast. I could not see two yards
+before me; I was truly alone in the howling waste, yet I yielded not to
+despondency, but struggled on for life. I had, it seemed, deviated from
+the road, for all was now a trackless waste, when suddenly I stumbled
+and fell on the edge of a declivity, and my pack, the whole of my
+wealth, bounded from me, in what direction I knew not. It was vain to
+look for it in such a situation, in such a storm; but what is wealth
+under such circumstances, when life is scarcely to be hoped for?</p>
+
+<p>"When I recovered my feet, I was bruised, and began to chill. Hope of
+escape had nearly fled; despondency was stealing fast upon me; but life
+is sweet, and so I urged on, as much to overcome the intense cold I
+felt, as with any hope of finding a shelter from the pitiless storm. The
+magnitude of my loss never once entered my mind in this struggle for
+existence. I would have given all the remainder of my hard earnings for
+the sight of a cottage, in which to preserve my life. In this, my hour
+of need, I was snatched from death. As I stood, unable to move a step
+farther, and on the point of sinking upon the snow, to rise no more, the
+sound of a dog, barking loudly, fell upon my ear. There was life in the
+welcome sound; and, with an energy I had felt myself incapable of a
+minute before, I started off towards the spot from whence the sounds
+proceeded, calling at intervals with all my strength, and listening as
+the barking of the dog became more and more distinct. At length I could
+perceive the light shine dimly through the drifting snow, from a cottage
+window, which, having reached, I entered, almost exhausted. I was kindly
+received by the humane inmates, to whom I told my piteous tale. The
+storm still howled without. The good woman made for me a shake-down upon
+the floor, close by the fire, whereon to pass the night. After my
+benumbed limbs were restored to animation, the good man of the house
+took the book, and, after the worship, in which I joined with a fervour
+I had never felt before, we all retired to rest, the family speaking all
+the comfort to me their feeling hearts could dictate, and promising to
+rise before dawn, to assist in searching for my pack. All was still
+within; but the storm raged with unabated violence without, and for
+hours sleep forsook my pillow. I was tormented with heat; pains shot
+through my frame, and before the dawn I was in a raging fever, and
+unable to rise. The good people of the house were sore distressed. I
+gave them the best information I could where to search for my pack; but
+it was very vague, for I knew not myself the spot where it had bounded
+from me, and I was at this time two long Scotch miles from the Soutra
+Hill, and one mile off the highway. The storm of the preceding evening
+had been followed by a partial thaw after daybreak; but all, save where
+the wind had blown the snow from the heights, lay a trackless waste. Far
+on in the day the searchers returned from their fruitless labours,
+fatigued and hungry. I was myself much worse; no doctor was to be had
+nearer than Haddington, neither was there accommodation for me in the
+house. Ill as I was, I had no choice. A horse and cart were, at my
+request, procured, and, carefully wrapped up, I was conveyed to
+Haddington. What followed for some days I know not. I will hurry on. I
+would not have been so minute, were it not to show you that there are
+shipwrecks and disasters on land as well as at sea.</p>
+
+<p>"When I recovered my consciousness, I found myself in an obscure garret,
+the dwelling of a lone and pious widow, who had taken into her house the
+sick stranger, when all else had refused. I had occupied her only bed,
+while she passed her nights, seated by her scanty fire, and nursed me in
+my delirium and fever. The good doctor had attended me as assiduously as
+if I had been his own son, and aided the widow in supporting me. The
+snow had been all off the ground for many days; and whoever had found my
+store had kept it concealed, for I never heard of it. I was once again
+penniless, and worse than I was at the commencement; for I was indebted
+to my kind landlady and the doctor. My two guineas and seven shillings
+were still in my pocket untouched; for the pious widow had, even in her
+straits, on my account held them sacred, and they knew from the people
+who brought me of my ruinous misfortune. When I became able to move
+about, I besought them to accept of even one of the guineas as a
+remuneration; but their answer was, they would give me credit until I
+was enabled to pay them in full&mdash;and, thank God, I have done this long
+ago.</p>
+
+<p>"It was well up in February before I could resume my toils.
+Disheartening as my misfortune had been, my ultimate object, and the
+means of attaining it, I had never for one moment allowed to pass from
+my mind. It was now that the reward of honesty and fair dealing was felt
+by me, and proved of immense advantage in enabling me to recover my
+loss. There was not a merchant with whom I had ever dealed, who did not
+offer me his goods in trust, to what amount I chose; but to avoid debt
+has ever been my maxim, and I took no more than my finances would allow.
+I had only a smaller assortment, and returned the sooner. I was
+astonished at the rapidity of my own sales&mdash;for all had heard of my
+misfortunes, and pitied me; and, if I was expected, no other packman had
+any chance. What was required, if not in my pack, I got orders for, and
+brought at the appointed time. From that day to this, everything has
+prospered with me. I have attained my second step, and am now on my way
+to London, and other towns, to purchase goods, and a horse and cart. To
+cover my expenses, I am doing a little business by the way. An extensive
+shop, and at length a competency, are, I trust, not far distant."</p>
+
+<p>By mid-day, the gale of wind had considerably abated; the tide being in
+the evening, the vessels could not depart. We sat chatting together. The
+perseverance and success of my companion had made a deep impression on
+me. I began to think that I might do worse than follow his example; for
+I had never left my country through choice.</p>
+
+<p>"Wilson," said I, "do you think I could be converted into a packman? I
+care not what I do for an honest livelihood. I have often heard that an
+old packman makes a good merchant&mdash;I am willing to try if an old
+merchant can make a good packman. I have a few guineas to purchase goods
+with. If you will tell me what are the proper kinds, we will go
+together, by sea, to London, where you are going, and make our
+purchases: are you agreed?"</p>
+
+<p>"No! Square, no! I will never agree to trust myself upon the fickle
+element, when there is no occasion for it, besides manifest loss. With
+what goods are in my pack, I will travel free to London, and put a pound
+in my pocket, at least. If you have any thought of turning to my
+profession, you must study economy and a placid temper&mdash;'take the bit
+and the buffet with it.' I have not a doubt you may succeed, if you
+stick to it in earnest; and I have no objection to give you all the
+information I can, before we part."</p>
+
+<p>I myself had, indeed, no other motive for going by sea to London, than
+to avoid the fatigue and get quickly there; so it was agreed that I
+should proceed with him, and learn from his experience. My sailor's
+dress was sold, and one similar to his own purchased; and, while this
+was being done, he told me that he had upon his person, carefully
+concealed, an order from the Royal Bank of Scotland, upon the Bank of
+England, for one hundred and sixty guineas, which he had doubly secured.
+It was, he said, not indorsed, nor would he indorse it, until he was
+obtaining the cash. "There are such things as robberies," he said, "and
+much worse. I have left a letter and instructions at the bank, and with
+Widow Craig, who nursed me in my sickness (we have been as mother and
+son since then), that, if my order is not called for within twelve
+months, she is to give my letter to the worthy doctor, who will receive
+the amount, and administer to the widow's comforts. What remains at her
+death, I cheerfully bequeath to him. You may smile at this; but our
+trade is one not without danger even in Scotland; and in England, where
+highwaymen and footpads are plenty, we travel with our lives in our
+hands."</p>
+
+<p>Before the evening closed, I was all ready to start upon my new line of
+life. As Berwick, he said, was not a proper place to lay in a store of
+goods to sell again with a sufficient profit, I purchased only a few
+pounds' worth of hardware, Wilson being so kind as sell me, at cost, one
+dozen of Barcelona silk handkerchiefs, of which he had a great supply,
+and which he esteemed as valuable and light of carriage. The remainder
+of my cash he made me take out of my purse, saying that none but those
+who knew not the value of money carried it in purses. It was as if the
+owner had collected it for the first who chose to put his hand in his
+pocket, or for a vain display.</p>
+
+<p>"Square," said he, "if you had a thousand guineas in your pocket, among
+strangers never show or say you have a coin in gold. Tempt no man to
+evil. The poor travel safe, when the rich are in peril. Allow me to
+place your guineas in the bank."</p>
+
+<p>He then opened the lining of the waistband of my small-clothes, and
+stitched them in so dexterously, that no one could have thought there
+was coin there.</p>
+
+<p>"Now," says he, "we are all ready to start for London on the morning.
+The way is long, and our burdens heavy; but they will get lighter as we
+move along. Our lodging for to-morrow night is Belford. I shall manage
+so that we shall reach it before dark. The direct distance is only
+fifteen miles; but we may travel thirty in quest of customers. You are
+not now, as you were a few months since, to expect that customers will
+come to you&mdash;the pack is a travelling counter, and must move about."</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, after an early breakfast, we crossed the Tweed, and walked
+on, with our packs slung over our shoulders&mdash;the weather cool and
+pleasing. I felt a buoyancy of spirits I had not experienced for some
+time; I dreamed waking dreams, and built castles in the air. Wilson sung
+snatches of songs. I had once more entered on a new walk in life, and
+begun at the right end, as Wilson said in one of his sage remarks.</p>
+
+<p>"Square, your last misfortune arose from this&mdash;you began business at the
+wrong end; you commenced too soon and too full. No man can manage money
+well who knows not, by earning, the value of it. Be prudent&mdash;be cunning,
+too, if you please; but use not your cunning to wrong any one&mdash;a
+shilling won by fraud is a pound of loss. I have known many since I
+began who have hastened to be rich in that way; but they have all failed
+in their attempts. Those who once dealt would never deal with them
+again; their means of success became every journey more circumscribed.
+Here is a farm-steading&mdash;we must try how we are to succeed on the south
+of the Tweed."</p>
+
+<p>I will not weary you with our hawking adventures. We progressed on our
+journey with various success, but constantly with gain, our packs
+lightening apace; I liking the profession very ill. I loved not money
+sufficiently to bend my mind to the slights and insults we were often
+forced to endure. Upon Wilson they had no effect in ruffling his temper.
+He would smile, and, with a slyness of humour, turn their bitterest
+taunts against the taunters, or banter them into good-humour, and effect
+a sale. He would, indeed, be as good-humoured under insult as if he had
+been civilly treated; while I was on the eve of bursting into a rage,
+and either looking sulky or returning taunt for taunt. Indeed, before we
+reached Northallerton, I had made up my mind to relinquish my new
+calling as soon as we got to London; and told Wilson so. He shook his
+head.</p>
+
+<p>"John Square, you are one of those who, for want of firmness, never get
+on in the world. When there is an object to gain, we must not be scared
+from it by trifles, or neglect an honest mean that leads to success. You
+have commenced at the hardest part of a packman's life&mdash;his journey in
+England. But, ho! here is Northallerton. To-morrow we will strike off
+the eastern road, and go to York. I expect to see some acquaintances
+there."</p>
+
+<p>Thus we journeyed on, I more through a dogged stubbornness not to yield,
+than any love I had for the mode of life I had chosen, until we were a
+few miles from York, where we overtook a brother of the trade. As soon
+as he came in sight, Wilson said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"There is Simon Hepburn, the Praying Packman, as the profane call him,
+or Pious Simon, his more befitting name; for he really is a good,
+well-meaning man. I have known him for some years, neither richer nor
+poorer; his pack or cash seldom exceeds twenty pounds, yet he could
+easily increase his store, if he had ambition; but that he wants; and
+his gains are always spent upon objects of charity or piety. He is never
+without Bibles or pious books, which he bestows, in free gift, where he
+thinks they may be of use; he has only particular houses where he stops,
+and he is always a welcome guest, superseding the goodman of the house,
+for the time, in the Christian office of a teacher. The most pleasing
+and edifying evenings I have ever spent were with him. When he is in
+Haddington, Widow Craig's is his home; and, although we are two of a
+trade, happy am I when we meet. You shall judge for yourself. His
+history is a most singular one, and nothing gives him more pleasure than
+to relate it. Let him speak for himself."</p>
+
+<p>We quickened our pace, and soon overtook him. He was a man, to all
+appearance, above sixty years of age; his hair was white as snow, with a
+shade of care at times upon his regular features, that flitted off, and
+was succeeded by a gleam of internal satisfaction. The smoothness of his
+brow, and the fulness of his features, bore an unusual contrast to the
+whiteness of his locks, the appearance of age and youth being strangely
+combined, while his whole appearance was winning in the extreme. When we
+came up to him, Bill said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Simon, I am happy to have met you; how come you on?"</p>
+
+<p>"Far beyond my deserts," said he. "How are you? and how did you leave my
+worthy friend the widow?"</p>
+
+<p>"In good health," said Bill; "I thank you. I have been just talking of
+you to my friend Square here, who would feel obliged were you to give
+him an outline of your strange history, as we walk on to York."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly, Bill, certainly; it may be of use to him. He is a new
+beginner in his present craft, as I was when the events happened that I
+am going to relate.</p>
+
+<p>"The changes that occur both in nations and families," said Simon, "are
+soon felt by the individuals. Lawsuits and bad management had reduced
+the once extensive patrimony of our family to a small farm. At my
+grandfather's death, my father, who had married, as his father thought,
+far beneath him, had three sons. My oldest brother, before he succeeded,
+went to Holland, having got a commission in the Scottish brigade; the
+second attended the farm, at which I assisted until I was about
+eighteen. I grew weary of farming, and resolved to become a merchant. I
+was induced to this by the success of several who had left our
+neighbourhood, done well after a few years' travel as packmen, and were
+then settled in various towns, and prosperous. It was in the beginning
+of May, as soon as the weather became settled, that I left the
+neighbourhood of Annan, with a few pounds, on my way to Dumfries, and
+thence to Edinburgh; my object being to furnish my pack. I had a
+relation of my mother's, a wholesale merchant, in the first town, who
+had promised to do all in his power for me, as far as advice and a few
+articles would go. Cheerful and full of hope, I strode along, till,
+within about two miles from Dumfries, I overtook a young and interesting
+female, accompanied by a young man. We entered into conversation as we
+walked along. She appeared sad, and often sighed; while he was taciturn,
+and appeared to avoid conversation. When within a few hundred yards of
+the town, they stopped behind for a minute or so, and then, the man
+leaving her, she overtook me, and we entered the town together. I
+learned from her that she was on her way to Edinburgh, and, having a
+brother married in Dumfries, she was going to his house for some
+articles belonging to her, and her fellow-traveller was to meet her
+there.</p>
+
+<p>"Anxious to commence my new mode of life, I had soon completed my
+business with my friend. He was standing at the door when I came up with
+the young woman, and, laughing, inquired if she was my sweetheart or
+wife. In the course of two or three hours, I was again upon the road
+towards Moffat, on my way to Edinburgh, with my light pack upon my back,
+as happy as a king. As I passed the side of a young plantation that
+skirted the road, a few miles from Dumfries, I saw, lying on the side of
+the way, a small bundle, tied in a silk handkerchief. I immediately
+picked it up; and, after standing a few minutes, and looking around to
+see if any one was in sight who might have dropped it, I called aloud,
+but there was no answer. I continued my pace, rejoicing in my good
+fortune. At about a quarter-of-a-mile from the spot, there was a
+public-house, into which I entered, for a little refreshment, and to
+inquire if they would purchase anything I could supply them. I placed
+the bundle I had picked up and my pack upon the table, got what I asked
+for, and then inquired if they would purchase. During my stay, two
+farm-servants came in; and, when I was about to depart, they, seeing me
+lift the bundle from the table, inquired if it was my own. I hesitated
+for a moment, and, unfortunately, said that it was. They looked at each
+other; no more passed, and I resumed my journey towards Moffat, which I
+was anxious to reach before nightfall. I accomplished it; and, stopping
+at a cheap lodging-house, had an early supper, and went soon to bed,
+weary with my day's walk.</p>
+
+<p>"Scarce had I fallen asleep, when I was aroused by a loud knocking at
+the door, and the sound of many voices. Before I was fully awake, I was
+seized in my bed, and my hands bound tightly together. My terror became
+extreme&mdash;I shook in every limb. In vain I strove to speak, and inquire
+what all this meant. I could only see that every eye was bent on me with
+an expression of horror and rage. My clothes were searched, and then
+forced upon me. I was not allowed to assist myself&mdash;my hands were
+unbound to get on my coat; but a man held each arm while another pulled.
+They seemed afraid I would do something desperate, and were as coarse
+and cautious as if I had been a ferocious animal; yet I was passive from
+excess of fear; and, although numbers were speaking, I was in such a
+state that I could not collect the purport of their conversation.
+Execrations sounded in my ears above the confusion of voices, and the
+first sentence I made out was spoken by my landlady:&mdash;'Oh, the
+bloody-minded young wretch!' she cried. 'Who would have thought it, to
+look at him? But I hope they will hang him as high as Haman. And, after
+all, to come into a lone widow's house to bring disgrace on it. Take him
+away, sirs, as quick as you can, or I shall be an undone woman, and my
+character entirely lost.'</p>
+
+<p>"Astonished at what the woman said, I inquired what offence I had
+committed&mdash;or where. O God! what was my horror to learn that I was
+charged with murder!&mdash;that the bundle in my possession had been the
+property of the victim of some ruthless villain&mdash;and that I was taken
+for him! In vain I protested my innocence. The two men were present to
+whom I had said, when they inquired, that the bundle was my own. I was
+thus, by my own confession&mdash;if not a murderer&mdash;a convicted liar. No one,
+for a moment, thought me innocent. So strong was their conviction of my
+guilt, that had the laws not deterred them, they would have rejoiced to
+have put me to death on the spot. Even this would have been kindness, in
+a worldly sense, to what I was doomed to suffer.</p>
+
+<p>"It was nearly eleven o'clock at night, but clear and bright; the moon
+was nearly full; the air a little sharp, but not cold, when I was
+placed, bound hand and foot, in a cart, and accompanied by the two men
+and two officers. I thought my heart would have burst. I opened not my
+mouth to speak in answer to their questions, cruel taunts, and
+upbraidings. I saw I was an object of horror and loathing to them&mdash;and
+deservedly so, had I been the guilty creature they had cause to think
+me. I passed the melancholy time we were upon the road in tears, and
+prayers that my innocence might be made manifest; but I knew not yet the
+extent of my misery. At length the cart stopped at the door of the
+public-house; my feet were loosened, and I was desired to come down, and
+enter the same room where I had been in the afternoon. A crowd of
+horrorstricken people were huddled round the fireplace. In the wooden
+bed lay an object, covered with a white sheet, resembling a human body.
+I had never seen a corpse laid out in my life; yet the idea rushed upon
+my mind that this was one; and my blood curdled in my veins, as the
+conviction came over me that it was one that had met its fate by
+violence. I trembled, while the large drops of sweat stood upon my brow.
+All eyes were turned to me; a grim smile of malicious satisfaction was
+on the faces of some, while horror and pity were equally strongly marked
+upon the countenances of others. My natural feelings were, to all
+present, a sure indication of my guilt. I would have sunk to the ground
+had not the two men supported me. My head fell upon my breast. I
+requested a little water, in a voice scarcely audible. It was given me,
+and the sickness went off. One of the officers then, taking a lamp, went
+to the bed, and removed the sheet from the body. My eyes involuntarily
+followed him; a cry of horror escaped my lips; and I felt my muscles
+become rigid. Before me lay the body of the female I had parted with in
+health early in the forenoon, at the shop-door of my relation,
+shockingly mangled, her long fair hair clotted with blood, and her mild
+blue eyes, that had smiled upon me, dulled by the shade of death. I
+could only groan. My sufferings at this sight were beyond utterance. All
+in the room moved to the bed, and placed their hands upon the bosom of
+the dead, and protested their innocence. I was ordered to do the same;
+but I could not summon resolution to touch the body. My whole nature
+revolted from the contact.</p>
+
+<p>"'I am innocent!' I cried; 'God knows I am innocent! I know nothing of
+this foul murder. Ask me to cut off my hand, or place it in the burning
+fire, among the live coals; but ask me not to touch that bloody body,
+for pity's sake!'</p>
+
+<p>"My appeals were vain; they only served to confirm the prepossessions of
+my hearers that I was guilty. As I stood, shrinking from the fearful
+object as far as those who held me would permit, a cry arose that I was
+the murderer beyond a doubt, and that I should be compelled to touch the
+body. One of the officers seized my hand; those who held me pushed me
+towards the bed; I struggled in vain; my hand was held fast as I was
+forced along; and the consequence was, that it came with force upon the
+chest of the murdered victim, when a gurgling sound issued from the
+gaping wound. I became insensible.</p>
+
+<p>"When my faculties returned, it was the grey of the morning. We were
+entering the town of Dumfries; I in the cart, and the murdered body by
+my side. I was lodged in the jail&mdash;a criminal already condemned in the
+eyes of my fellow-men. Even the felons and debtors in prison avoided my
+society. At my examination before the sheriff, I trembled at the array
+of circumstantial evidence that was brought against me. My own relation
+admitted that he had seen us together at his shop-door. The young woman
+had gone from thence to her brother's, and staid only a short
+time&mdash;telling them she was on her way to Edinburgh, and was to meet a
+young man, who was to accompany her there. She had been seen by the two
+men lingering upon the Moffat road, near the planting, a short time
+before, with the same bundle in her hand that I had said was mine when
+they saw me in the public-house with it in my possession. They had
+thought it strange, but paid no attention until the body of the young
+woman was discovered in the wood a few hours after, and still warm. I
+had been pursued, and the property proved to belong to the victim of my
+cruelty. My terror at being apprehended, and my refusal to touch the
+dead body, all militated against me. I was fully committed as the
+murderer, without hope of escape, innocent as I was of the crime. To
+this damning evidence, all I had to advance was my unheeded assertion of
+my innocence.</p>
+
+<p>"From the beginning of May until the month of September I lay in jail&mdash;a
+stranger to comfort of any kind. Every anguish was mine, except remorse.
+I was looked upon by all, except my parents, as the most hardened
+villain on earth. No one doubted my guilt, except my parents; and it was
+only their parental feelings that made them doubt and pray that, if
+innocent, the really guilty might be discovered. I will not attempt to
+describe the scenes between me and my parents. They both wished that the
+grave might hide their shame before the fatal day of the execution of
+their son; for all chance of proving my innocence seemed out of the
+question. The worthy minister that visited the jail firmly believed in
+my guilt; to all my solemn asseverations of innocence, he only replied
+by holding forth on the dangers of hardened crime, with earnest
+exhortations for me to confess and make atonement as far as was in my
+power. He would for hours lay before me the horrors of appearing before
+my Maker with a lie in my mouth. My pride was wounded by the good man's
+well-meant efforts. I began to avoid him as much as possible; and, when
+I could not, I was silent and sullen. This, also, was held to be a sure
+token of my guilt. Alas! I was not hardened; but I was heart-broken. My
+Bible was my only companion&mdash;my soother and support; for I found no
+threat there but against the wicked. Its Author was the searcher of
+hearts. In it I found I was really guilty of many crimes which my
+fellow-men thought nothing of; but there I also found a Saviour and
+Mediator. My mind became humbled and composed; and, while I still
+solemnly asserted my innocence of the murder, I did it with temper and
+meekness.</p>
+
+<p>"'Worthy sir,' I said to the clergyman, 'appearances have deceived you.
+If it is the will of God that the innocent should suffer, for some wise
+purpose, his will be done. If it is not so, my guiltlessness of blood
+will be made evident in this world&mdash;at least I shall be declared
+innocent on that great day when all shall render their account&mdash;in this
+matter, innocent, save of the guilty falsehood I stated, that the
+unfortunate female's bundle was my own. Alas! I wished not to keep the
+property from the rightful owner. My thought at the time was, that, if I
+owned that I had found it, they would take it from me, or make a
+disturbance about it. Had they only said a few words more, I had told
+the truth; and thus, probably, have contributed to the proof of my
+innocence.'</p>
+
+<p>"At length, the Lords of Justiciary entered the town. None but those who
+are within the walls of a jail, awaiting their arrival, can conceive the
+dread sensation of fear and hope awakened in the breasts of criminals by
+the clang of the trumpets and shouting of the mob, as the pageant
+proceeds through the streets. How bitter are the feelings produced by
+the joyous shouts of the thoughtless people! forgetful, or heedless, of
+the fates of their fellow-mortals. Next day I was led into the court,
+more dead than alive. My head became giddy. Everything before me&mdash;the
+crowded court, the judges, jury, and officers&mdash;became a confused mass; a
+murmur as if of horror sounded in my ears from the assembled multitude;
+the fatal bundle lay upon the table before me. At length all was ready;
+and, the indictment having been read aloud by the clerk, the judge, in a
+solemn voice, asked if I was guilty or not. After a gasp or two for
+breath&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'O my lord!' I said, 'I am as guiltless of this crime as the unborn
+babe. Have mercy on me!' And I sank upon the table before me,
+overpowered.</p>
+
+<p>"The public prosecutor then opened the case, and harrowed up my soul
+with the fearful account of the diabolical deed. He almost persuaded me
+I was the murderer; so clearly did he reason from appearances. The
+witnesses were called; a chain of circumstantial evidence was made out;
+all that was awanting in it was, that I had not been seen to do the
+deed. Witnesses I had not one. Those whom I could have called could have
+said nothing but what they had already said, and it was wrested to my
+disadvantage by my own story; for I was a self-convicted liar, and
+little better than a thief, in my attempt to appropriate what was not my
+own&mdash;even in the most favourable construction my able counsel could put
+upon my case. The jury, without leaving their box, pronounced me guilty,
+without a dissentient voice. The judge put on the fearful black hat upon
+his head; and, after a heart-harrowing speech upon my guilt, pronounced
+sentence of death upon me. I was to be taken back to the jail, and from
+thence to the spot where the murder had been committed, and hung in
+chains on the second market-day in October. How I was removed from the
+court I cannot tell; neither can I tell what intervened for some hours.
+The last thing strongly impressed upon my memory is a burst of
+satisfaction in the court, when the sentence was passed upon me, and the
+hooting of the crowd without; yet, strange to say, I slept soundly after
+the irons were riveted upon my ankles, and awoke to find my doom fixed,
+and my days on earth numbered. I became, in a manner, resigned to my
+fate. Indeed, save for my parents, I had no other regret in leaving the
+world; yet, at times, an anxious wish would steal upon my mind that I
+might be saved from my unmerited death. It was the shuddering of nature
+at entering upon eternity. The hope never left me that my innocence
+would, at one time or another, sooner or later, be made manifest to my
+fellow-men&mdash;for murder will not hide, nor innocent blood cry from the
+earth in vain. The hours flew past with fearful rapidity; the
+neighbouring clock seemed never to cease to strike the hour. Night
+followed day, and day night, as if there was no interval between; yet
+there was a heaviness upon me that bowed me down. My last Sabbath on
+earth arrived; the day was spent in devotion&mdash;my heart-broken parents,
+who now were convinced of my innocence, pouring out their souls with
+mine to the Throne of Grace. If ever there was on earth a foretaste of
+the joys of heaven, I felt it that day in the condemned cell, loaded
+with irons. We had taken farewell of each other, in the full assurance
+of soon meeting where there is no sorrow or shame. The bitterness of
+death was past. My thoughts were no longer of this world.</p>
+
+<p>"The Monday passed on. There was but one whole day more for me on the
+earth. Wednesday was to be my last. On the morning of Tuesday, as soon
+as the jail was opened, my brother, who had always thought hardly of me,
+and visited me only twice, rushed into my cell, and, weeping, fell upon
+my bosom. After a few minutes, he sobbed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'My brother! Simon, my brother! can you forgive me for thinking so
+hardly of you?'</p>
+
+<p>"'My brother,' I replied, 'I have ever thought of you in grief and pity,
+never in anger. My heart blesses you for this kindness.'</p>
+
+<p>"'You are innocent, my own Simon! You are cleared of this crime. All is
+made manifest. The worthy minister is at present with the provost, who
+will write to the sheriff to delay the fatal day, until your pardon
+come.'</p>
+
+<p>"I heard no more: a faintness came over me; my heart ceased to beat, and
+all consciousness left me for some time. When I recovered, we fell upon
+our knees, and poured out our souls in thanksgivings. At that time I
+dedicated the whole remainder of my days to the service of that merciful
+God who had made clear my innocence, and spared my parents and friends
+from shame.</p>
+
+<p>"When we had become composed, I learned from him the wonderful manner in
+which my innocence had been discovered, and the guilty punished by the
+hand of the sufferer's own brother. She had resided in the parish of
+Caerlaverock, with a brother, a widower, as his housekeeper, for some
+years; and it had been understood that she was soon to marry a young
+man, a stranger, who had come some years before into the parish. He was
+on intimate terms with her brother; but her other friends did not
+approve of the connection, as his character was none of the best. Her
+brother was of a thoughtless, jovial disposition, and saw no harm in
+him, for he was an excellent boon-companion, and they were thus
+inseparable on all occasions of festivity. On the Saturday afternoon
+before the day appointed for my execution, they had gone out with their
+guns to shoot for amusement. Both had been drinking pretty hard; and it
+was observed that the stranger had for some time almost entirely given
+himself up to intoxication, especially since the death of Grace, his
+sweetheart. This was attributed to his grief, and begat pity for him,
+and no one was more assiduous in endeavouring to cheer his gloom than
+her brother. After their search for game, they were returning to the
+village, when, by some accident, the gun which Grace's brother carried
+went off, and lodged its contents in the body of his companion, who
+fell, dreadfully wounded. A surgeon was sent for, who gave little hopes
+of his recovery. No blame could be attached to his companion, as the
+accident was seen by several, and the grief of Grace's brother was
+excessive. On the Sabbath, the stranger was much worse. His mind seemed
+to suffer more than his body; and words of fearful import escaped from
+him at intervals, which harrowed up the souls of those who attended him.
+Cries of despair, mixed with horrid imprecations, burst from his lips.
+Yet death evidently was approaching fast to seize his victim. When they
+spoke of sending for the minister to pray with and console him, he
+blasphemed, and thus spent he his last Sabbath on earth. Through the
+night he fell into a troubled sleep, and began to mutter. Gradually his
+words became more distinct. He talked of Grace, and recounted her murder
+as he had perpetrated it; writhed in remorse, and called for mercy from
+my injured spirit, as if I had already suffered. As soon as the morning
+dawned, the minister was sent for, and what the guilty man had said in
+his sleep recounted to him. He was now very low; the hand of death was
+on him; and, for some time, he was deaf to the remonstrances of the
+divine. But at length he confessed all; told that they would find the
+knife with which he had done the fearful crime buried at the back of the
+cottage where he lay. All was written down by the minister. The knife
+was found, stained with the blood of his victim. I was now as much the
+object of pity as I had been of hatred and horror. That day my irons
+were struck off; I had the freedom of the jail until my pardon arrived,
+and was visited by numbers of the inhabitants, who loaded me with
+presents. But my feelings of gratitude were principally awakened on my
+parents' account, for the joy it imparted to them. Many, many years have
+passed since that event, but it is ever present with me, and spurs me on
+in my labours of love, in comforting and winning souls to God."</p>
+
+<p>So deeply had I been interested in the narrative of the Pious Pedlar,
+that we had reached York, and stood at the door of the Duke of
+Marlborough public-house, before I was aware of the distance we had
+walked after he commenced. As this was the house where Bill and a number
+of others in his line were in the habit of staying during the time they
+were in the town, we entered, and found two or three, who, like
+ourselves, had come to purchase goods. I was astonished at the haughty
+manner in which they returned our salutation. The landlord, who seemed
+to know all his guests well, received William and Simon with a hearty
+welcome; and, shaking me by the hand, wished me success in my new
+calling, expressing his hope that I would find everything in the
+Marlborough to my liking. We were then ushered into a small room, where
+dinner was to be served to us. When we were comfortably seated, I
+remarked to Bill the impression the lofty bearing of the others had made
+upon me, and inquired if he knew the cause. He laughed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Quite well," said he; "there is an aristocracy among pedlars as well as
+other callings. They belong to the waggoners, and would think it a
+degradation to associate with us bearers. We are a grade beneath them;
+besides, the waggoners are, for the most part, gentlemen by birth&mdash;the
+younger cadets of decayed houses of long standing. With a little capital
+to commence with, they never dealt in small quantities, their line lying
+in supplying the retailers in distant towns, and many of them are very
+wealthy. Upon my return from London, when I have purchased my horse and
+waggon, I will be entitled to rank with them, but will never be treated
+as the equal of those who have both birth and waggons; nevertheless, I
+will be a waggoner until I commence business in my own shop, when I will
+be a grade higher than even waggoner; and, with economy and my usual
+perseverance, I may be a bailie, or even provost, of the town I settle
+in. Only think of that, John Square! Stick to your present occupation,
+and, without trusting the stormy ocean, you may, by following my
+counsel, succeed as well as I or any one."</p>
+
+<p>"My young friend," said the pious Simon, "all these are good in
+subjection; but a higher aim ought to be your guide through life; for
+all these give not peace to the soul."</p>
+
+<p>While he spoke, we were joined by other two of our own rank, to whom my
+two companions were barely civil, and very distant. Both were well
+advanced in years, with a forward cast of countenance and a look of low
+cunning strangely blended, which they endeavoured to make pass for
+frankness. Having settled our small bill, and left our packs in charge
+of the landlord, I walked out to see the minster, they to transact some
+business of their own.</p>
+
+<p>I returned when the shades of evening fell, and found that Wilson and
+Simon had arrived some time before me, and were seated by themselves.
+There were several others in the room in general conversation, in which
+we took no part. The two whom I had left before I went out were still in
+the same position, evidently under the influence of liquor. They were
+clearly unwelcome; their conversation was only calculated to beget
+disgust in well-regulated minds, consisting of anecdotes of fraud and
+imposition, of which they seemed proud of being the heroes.</p>
+
+<p>"These two," said Simon to me, "are a specimen of those who bring
+disrepute upon any callings, and much more so on ours. They are not
+without talents, but they cultivate them to unprofitable ends. I have
+known them for many years; and, with all their boasted cunning, they
+are, I believe, poorer at this moment than they were when I first knew
+them, and must still become poorer, for their character is gone. The
+public fear to deal with them, and will not do it, even when they would
+act honestly. They are forced to range far, to places where they are
+unknown; and even there they are every year circumscribing and planting
+thorns for others to walk over. They, besides, are ever under the fear
+of injury from some one or other whom they have defrauded. Such are the
+fruits of dishonest dealing."</p>
+
+<p>All our business being transacted, it was agreed that we should continue
+our route for London, to purchase silks and light goods, and return by
+the same route to Scotland. William having purchased a small waggon and
+horse, together with a small assortment of woollens, my stock remained
+much the same, and was slung over my shoulder, save when, for ease, and
+there were no houses on the road, I placed it in the waggon; for I was
+weary of my pedlar's life, and only endured it until I should reach
+London. We arrived at Hatfield, about twenty-five miles from London,
+early in the afternoon, and resolved to stay for the night, as Wilson
+had hopes of doing some good in the neighbourhood. As for me, I had
+ceased, much to his chagrin, to attempt any sales, as my pack was now
+much reduced. While he was gone, I sat at the inn-door, amusing myself
+in the best manner I could&mdash;sometimes musing on my strange fate, at
+others gazing listlessly upon the passers-by&mdash;when a post-chaise drove
+up to the door at a furious rate. The horses were extremely blown, and
+covered with perspiration. A gentleman and lady descended from the
+chaise; she evidently was under restraint, and looked anxiously and
+fearfully around. Our eyes met; I thought she gave her hand that was
+disengaged a movement, as if she wished me to come to her. She was in
+tears. I rose, and moved to approach, but she was hurried into the house
+before I could advance; for I was in doubt&mdash;yet her look expressed what
+her hand signalled. I thought it strange, for a moment; but this feeling
+died away, for I might have been deceived. The gentleman came to the
+door, to hurry the people, as they were rather slow, as he thought, in
+procuring fresh horses. I good-naturedly went to assist the postilion.
+As I stood before the chaise, I looked up to one of the windows, and saw
+the female weeping at it. Our eyes again met; she clasped her hands
+imploringly, and, taking a small packet, placed it behind the
+window-shutter, and, raising her clasped hands to heaven, looked
+earnestly at me. I gave a nod of assent. She retired from the window.
+All this had passed quickly as a shadow. In a few minutes they were
+again in the chaise. As it passed off, I again gave a nod, and a languid
+smile passed over her face. I entered the house, and inquired of the
+landlord who they were; but got no information, as he said they were
+unknown to him. I requested to have a glass of brandy-and-water in the
+room where the lady had been. As soon as it was brought, and he had
+retired, I looked behind the window-shutter, and, taking out the parcel,
+found it to contain a sum of money and a sealed letter, upon the inside
+of the wrapper of which was written in pencil&mdash;"Benevolent stranger,
+whoever you are, for mercy's sake and all that is dear to you, deliver
+this as directed, with your utmost despatch, and snatch a
+fellow-creature from misery. Let this supply your immediate wants, and
+an ample reward shall follow. Use all despatch, I again implore you."</p>
+
+<p>I was for a few minutes lost in amazement. The letter was addressed to
+Captain James H&mdash;&mdash;, Strand, London. Could this be my old patron and
+captain? There was not one moment to lose. I descended to the bar, and
+told the landlord I must set off for London immediately, and requested
+his advice how I was to proceed. He told me I must make the journey on
+horseback, as he had not another pair of horses. I told him that was
+impossible, as I had never been on horseback in my life, and I could
+walk it faster and with more ease than I could ride. I would walk on to
+Barnet before dark, and get a chaise there if I could find none sooner.
+As I was on the eve of setting off, he found means to procure an old
+phęton; and, while it was getting ready, I wrote to Wilson that
+circumstances forced me to London, but that I would perhaps see him in
+the morning. At all events, I made him heartily welcome to my pack, as I
+meant to carry it no more, wishing him health and prosperity if we
+should not meet.</p>
+
+<p>I mounted the high-hung, crazy vehicle, with a lad to drive and bring it
+back, having satisfied mine host to his utmost wish. By half-past ten
+o'clock, I reached the jeweller's in the Strand, whose first floor
+Captain H&mdash;&mdash;occupied, and found him at home. His lady was also present.
+His surprise was great at my entering. Our joy was mutual, and only
+damped by my relating the strange manner in which I had again had the
+pleasure of seeing him. He broke the letter open, and having hastily
+perused it, turned to his wife, who sat pale and anxiously looking at
+him&mdash;"My love, I must be off this instant, and endeavour to rescue
+Catherine from her unpleasant thraldom. Do not be alarmed&mdash;there is no
+danger. During the time I am getting all ready, you may peruse the
+letter." Saying this, he rung the bell, and ordered his servant to
+procure a post-chaise as quickly as he could, and send in refreshments
+for me. Mrs H&mdash;&mdash; was dissolved in tears, as she had read the letter to
+an end. When we were again alone, "James," said she, "this proceeding of
+Master Wilton is very cruel to my cousin; although he is her guardian,
+he has, I should think, no right to wound her feelings, and hurry her
+about the country in this mysterious manner. I am fearful he has some
+reason he is ashamed to confess. My dear James, be careful of yourself
+for my sake; I shall be miserable until your return."</p>
+
+<p>"There is not the smallest occasion, my love; I shall write you as soon
+as I arrive at Mr Wilton's. In the morning, you must write a note to Mr
+Stenton, to call upon you. Show him your cousin's letter, and order him
+to take what steps he may judge necessary in this affair."</p>
+
+<p>"Can it be possible," said she, "that my aunt approves of this
+proceeding? He could not have removed Catherine without her consent."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall soon know, my love. The dear girl must not be allowed to suffer
+from their designs or caprice."</p>
+
+<p>At this moment the chaise was announced to be at the door, and in a
+short time we were in it, and rattling along towards Barnet, where we
+changed horses, and were in Hatfield a little after daybreak. During our
+dark and comfortless ride, I told him all that had befallen me since we
+parted in Lisbon. He had only been in London a few months, where he had
+come upon business&mdash;an uncle of his wife's having died some time before,
+leaving the bulk of his fortune to his two <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'neices'">nieces</ins>&mdash;Catherine, the young
+lady whose letter I had brought to London, and his wife. To Catherine,
+his favourite sister's daughter, he had left, besides an equal sum in
+cash, all his landed and other property. Mr Wilton's sister, the aunt of
+both, was a rich widow, but of a morose and finical temper. Catherine
+had been brought up by her some fifty miles from London, and Mr H&mdash;&mdash;
+had no idea until my arrival that she had not been still with her. "I
+hope there is no foolish love affair in this strange business," said he;
+"for Catherine is a warmhearted, susceptible girl. Her father was our
+countryman, and my intimate friend."</p>
+
+<p>As Mr Wilton's property lay near Baldock, about eighteen miles distant,
+and no post-horses were to be got, the captain, on horseback, set off
+alone; I was to follow on foot, which I preferred, to Stevenage, where I
+was to wait until I heard from him. After a hasty parting from my
+fellow-traveller Wilson, which was not without regret on both sides, I
+set off for Stevenage; he saying, as he shook my hand&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"John Square, I hope you will never want, but you will never be rich.
+You are as unstable as water."</p>
+
+<p>I had only been in the inn at Stevenage a short time, when a servant
+arrived with a note, informing me that Captain H&mdash;&mdash; had got all
+arranged to his satisfaction, and would return to London on the
+following day, requesting me to hasten thither with a letter for Mrs
+H&mdash;&mdash;; which I did, and took lodgings for myself in Lower Thames Street.
+When the captain and I again met, I found present the young lady and
+another gentleman. I was most graciously received by all. The uncle of
+Catherine was likewise present, and, turning to his niece, said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"So this is the messenger you contrived to engage, strictly as I watched
+you in this foolish affair. I see that a woman's invention, like her
+love, has no bounds"&mdash;saying which, he good-humouredly patted the happy
+and blushing Catherine under the chin.</p>
+
+<p>The captain retired with me to a separate room, where he told me that
+the whole had arisen out of the anger of his wife's aunt, who had set
+her heart upon marrying her niece to a young clergyman of her
+neighbourhood, for whom she had not the smallest regard, and whose
+assiduities were hateful to her, as her heart was already engaged to Mr
+Stenton, a distant relation of her own; but, as his circumstances were
+not sufficiently prosperous to enable them to marry, she had concealed
+their love from all but Mrs H&mdash;&mdash;.</p>
+
+<p>"The death of her uncle, and my arrival in London, altered her views.
+She rebelled against her aunt's authority, and refused to see the
+clergyman as a lover. This threw the old lady into a paroxysm of rage.
+Poor Catherine was locked up, and, all her repositories being searched,
+Mr Stenton's letters were found. They were immediately sealed up, and a
+letter written to Mr Wilton, her brother, of the most alarming kind for
+the safety of his now wealthy niece, representing that she meant to
+throw herself and fortune away upon some peasant in the neighbourhood.
+He had posted, on receipt of the packet, to his sister, when his fears
+were further excited by the old lady's conjectures. Catherine was
+unconscious of what had passed, until she was summoned to the presence
+of her uncle, whom she had seldom before seen. He is a good-hearted, but
+a positive, irascible man. No explanation was asked. When all appeared
+so plain against the trembling girl, she was, by her uncle and aunt,
+hurried into a post-chaise, and was on her way to Mr Wilton's. She had
+contrived to write to me during the short time she was allowed to
+prepare for the journey, but had no opportunity until, struck by your
+manners, she resolved to shorten her confinement by trusting you, as her
+uncle's anger was so great that he had scarce spoken to her since they
+entered the chaise, but to threaten and abuse her. When I arrived, an
+explanation and reconciliation had taken place, and the marriage will
+follow in a few weeks. It only remains for you to consider in what
+manner we can serve you."</p>
+
+<p>I returned him my thanks for their kind intentions; and said the young
+lady's purse, which I would not affront them by offering to return, was
+much more than sufficient reward for all I had done; and, begging I
+might not detain him longer from his friends, I bade him adieu,
+promising to call in a day or two.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="11">CHARLES LAWSON.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">"Tak a faither's advice, Betty, my woman," said Andrew Weir to his only
+daughter&mdash;"tak a faither's advice, and avoid gaun blindfolded to your
+ruin. Ye are sune aneugh to marry these seven years yet. Marry! preserve
+us! for I dinna ken what the generation is turning to, but I'll declare
+bits o' lasses now-a-days haena the dolls weel oot o' their arms, till
+they tak a guidman by the hand. But aboon everything earthly, I wad
+impress it upon ye, bairn, that ye canna be owre carefu o' your company;
+mind that a character is a' a woman has to carry her through the warld,
+and ye should guard it like the apple o' your e'e; and remember, that
+folk are aye judged o' frae the company they keep. Now, how often maun I
+warn ye no to be seen wi' Charles Lawson? He's a clever lad, nae
+doubt&mdash;naebody denies that; but, oh, Betty, Betty, woman! wad ye only
+reflect that a' gifts are no graces; and I am far mistaen if he hasna a
+serpent's heart as weel as his tongue. He has naething o' the fear o'
+God before his een&mdash;ye canna deny that. In ae word, he is a wild,
+thoughtless ne'er-do-weel; and I charge ye&mdash;I command ye&mdash;Betty, that ye
+ne'er speak to him again in your born days; or, if ye do, ye surely will
+hae but little satisfaction to break your faither's heart, and bring him
+to the grave wi' sorrow and wi' shame&mdash;for that, Betty, that wad be the
+end o't."</p>
+
+<p>Elizabeth heard him, and bent her head upon her bosom to conceal her
+confusion. The parental homily was too late&mdash;she was already the wife of
+Charles Lawson.</p>
+
+<p>Having thus begun our story in the middle, it is necessary that we go
+back, and inform the reader, in a few words, that Andrew Weir was a
+respectable farmer on the north side of the Tweed, and withal a decent
+and devout Presbyterian, and an elder in the kirk. Charles Lawson's
+parents were originally from Northumberland. They had known better days,
+and, at the period we have alluded to, were struggling with a hard farm
+in the neighbourhood of Andrew Weir's. Charles was not exactly what his
+father-in-law had described him; and, were we to express his portrait in
+a line, we should say, he had blue eyes and a broad brow, a goodly form
+and open heart. The ringlets which parted on Elizabeth's forehead were
+like the raven's wing, and loveliness, if not beauty, nestled around the
+dimples on her cheeks. Their affection for each other began in
+childhood, and grew with their years, till it became strong as their
+existence.</p>
+
+<p>A few weeks after Andrew Weir had delivered the advice we have quoted to
+his daughter, Charles Lawson bade farewell to his parents, his wife, and
+his country, and proceeded to India, where a relative of his mother's
+had amassed a fortune, and who, while he refused to assist them in their
+distress, had promised to make provision for their son. As we are not
+writing a novel in three volumes, we shall not describe the scene of
+their parting, and tell with what agony, with what tears, and with what
+bitter words, Charles tore himself from his father, his mother, and his
+yet unacknowledged wife. The imagination of the reader may supply the
+blank. Hope urged him to go&mdash;necessity compelled him.</p>
+
+<p>After his departure, Elizabeth drooped like an early lily beneath the
+influence of a returning frost. There were whisperings among the matrons
+and maidens of the neigbouring village. They who had formerly courted
+her society began to shun it; and even the rude clown, who lately stood
+abashed in her presence, approached her with indecent familiarity. The
+fatal whisper first reached Andrew's ear at a meeting of the
+kirk-session, of which he was a member. He returned home troubled in
+spirit, a miserable and a humbled man, for his daughter had been his
+pride. Poor Elizabeth confessed that she was married, and attempted to
+prove what she affirmed. But this afforded no palliation of her offence
+in the eyes of her rigid and offended father.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, what hae I been born to suffer ?" cried he, stamping his feet upon
+the ground. "O, you Witch o' Endor!&mdash;you Jezebel!&mdash;you disgrace o' kith
+and kin! Could naething&mdash;naething serve ye but breaking your puir auld
+faither's heart? Get out o' my sicht!&mdash;get out o' my sicht!"</p>
+
+<p>He remained silent for a few moments&mdash;the parent arose in his
+heart&mdash;tears gathered in his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>"But ye are still my bairn," he continued. "Oh, Betty, Betty, woman!
+what hae ye brocht us to?"</p>
+
+<p>Again he was silent, and again proceeded&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"But I forgie ye, Betty! Yes, if naebody else will, your faither will
+forgie ye for your mother's sake, for ye are a' that I hae left o' her.
+But we canna haud up our heads again in this pairt o' the
+country&mdash;that's impossible. I've lang thocht o' gaun to America; and now
+I'm driven till't."</p>
+
+<p>He parted with his farm, and in the ensuing spring proceeded with his
+daughter to Canada. We shall not enter upon his fortunes in the New
+World&mdash;he was still broken in spirit; and, after twelve years'
+residence, he was neither richer nor happier than when he left Scotland.
+Elizabeth was now a mother, and the smiles of her young son seemed to
+shorten the years of her exile; yet, ever as she returned his smile, the
+thought of the husband of her youth flashed back on her remembrance, and
+anguish and misery shot through her bosom as the eagle darteth on its
+prey. Her heart was not broken; but it fell like a proud citadel,
+burying the determined garrison.</p>
+
+<p>Charles Lawson had not been in India many months, when a party of native
+troops attacking the property of his relative, Charles, who had fallen
+wounded amongst them, was carried by them in their retreat into the
+interior of the country, where, for several years, he was cut off from
+all intercourse or communication with his countrymen. On obtaining his
+liberty, he found that his kinsman had been for some time dead, and had
+left him his heir. His wife&mdash;his parents&mdash;doubt&mdash;anxiety&mdash;impatient
+affection&mdash;trembling hope&mdash;all hastened his return. At length the white
+cliffs of Albion appeared before him, like a fair cloud spread on the
+unruffled bosom of the ocean; and in a few days more the green hills of
+his childhood met his anxious eye.</p>
+
+<p>It was the grey hour of a summer night as he again approached the roof
+that sheltered his childhood. His horse as if conscious of supporting an
+almost unconscious rider, stopped involuntarily at the threshold. He
+trembled upon the saddle as a leaf that rustles in the wind. He raised
+his hand to knock at the door, but again withdrew it. The inmates of the
+house, aroused by the sound of a horse stopping at the door, came out to
+inquire the cause. Charles gazed upon them for a moment&mdash;it was a look
+of agony and disappointment&mdash;his heart gave one convulsive throb, and
+the icy sweat burst from his temples.</p>
+
+<p>"Does not&mdash;does not Mr Lawson live here?" he inquired, almost gasping
+for words to convey the question.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Lawson! Na, na, sir," replied the senior of the group, "it's lang
+since he gaed awa. Ye ken he gaed a' wrang, puir man, and he's no lived
+here since the hard winter, for they didna come upon this parish."</p>
+
+<p>"Did not come upon this parish!" exclaimed Charles; "heaven and earth!
+what do you mean?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mean! what wad I mean," answered the other, "but just that they were
+removed to their ain parish! Is there ony disgrace in that?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, my father!&mdash;my poor mother!" cried Charles, wildly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mercy, sir!" rejoined the astonished farmer, "are ye Maister Charles?
+Bairns! haste ye, tak the horse to the stable. Losh, Charles, man, and
+how hae ye been? But ye dinna ken me, man; I'm your auld schulefellow,
+Bob Graham, and this is my wife, Mysie Allan&mdash;ye mind o' Mysie! Haste
+ye, Mysie lass, kill twa ducks, and the bairns and me will hool the
+peas. Really, Charles, man, I'm sae glad to see ye!"</p>
+
+<p>During this harangue, Charles, led by his warmhearted friend, had
+entered the dwelling of his nativity; where Mr Graham again continued&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Ye aiblins dinna ken that auld Andrew Weir was sae sair in the dorts
+when ye gaed awa, that he set aff wi' Betty for America. But I hear they
+are comin hame again this back end. The bairn will be a stout callant
+noo, and faith ye maun marry Betty, for she was a mensefu lass."</p>
+
+<p>Charles could only reply by exclaiming&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"America!&mdash;my wife!&mdash;my child!"</p>
+
+<p>Having ascertained where he would find his parents, early on the
+following morning he departed, and about five in the afternoon
+approached the village where he had been told they resided. When near
+the little burying-ground, he stopped to look upon the most melancholy
+funeral procession he had ever witnessed. The humble coffin was scarce
+coloured, and they who bore it seemed tired of their burden. Three or
+four aged and poor-looking people walked behind it. Scarce was it
+lowered into the grave, ere all departed save one, meanly clothed in
+widow's weeds, and bent rather with the load of grief than of years. She
+alone lingered, weeping over the hastily-covered grave.</p>
+
+<p>"She seems poor," said Charles, "and if I cannot comfort her, I may at
+least relieve her necessities;" and, fastening his horse to the gate, he
+entered the churchyard.</p>
+
+<p>She held an old handkerchief before her face, only removing it at
+intervals to steal a hurried glance at the new-made grave.</p>
+
+<p>"Good woman," said Charles, as he approached her, "your sorrows demand
+my sympathy&mdash;could I assist you?"</p>
+
+<p>"No! no!" replied the poor widow, without raising her face; "but I thank
+you for your kindness. Can the grave give up its dead?"</p>
+
+<p>"But why should you remain here?" said he, with emotion; "tell me, could
+not I assist you?" And he placed a piece of money in her hand.</p>
+
+<p>"No! no!" cried the widow, bitterly, and raising her head; "oh, that
+Mary Lawson should have lived to be offered charity on her husband's
+grave!"</p>
+
+<p>"My mother! Gracious heaven, my mother!" exclaimed Charles, casting his
+arms around her neck.</p>
+
+<p>Shall we describe the scene that followed? We will not&mdash;we cannot. He
+had seen his father laid in the dust, he had met his mother on his
+father's grave&mdash;&mdash;But we will not go on.</p>
+
+<p>It was some weeks after this that he proceeded with his widowed mother
+to his native village, to wait the return of Elizabeth. Nor had he to
+wait; for, on the day previous to his return, Elizabeth, her son, and
+her father, had arrived. Charles and his parent had reached Mr
+Graham's&mdash;the honest farmer rushed to the door, and, hurrying both
+towards the house, exclaimed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Now, see if you can find onybody that ye ken here!"</p>
+
+<p>His Elizabeth&mdash;his wife&mdash;his son&mdash;were there to meet him; the next
+moment she was upon his bosom, and her child clinging by her side, and
+gazing on his face. He alternately held both to his heart&mdash;the mother
+and her son. Andrew Weir took his hand&mdash;his mother wept with joy, and
+blessed her children. Bob Graham and his Mysie were as happy as their
+guests. Charles Lawson bought the farm which Andrew Weir had formerly
+tenanted; and, our informant adds, they live on it still.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h2 class="p3">BON GAULTIER'S TALES.</h2>
+
+<h3><a name="12">MRS HUMPHREY GREENWOOD'S TEA-PARTY.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">Mrs Humphrey Greenwood was a stirring, lively, good-natured sort of
+person; had touched the meridian of her years; was mistress of a
+comfortable income; and possessed, withal, the privileged vivacity of a
+widow. Nobody gave nicer tea-parties than she; nobody managed to keep
+such a number of eligible bachelors on her visiting-list, and
+possessing, as she did, the nicest discrimination in drafting these in
+among the young ladies under her patronage, what wonder if no
+inconsiderable proportion of the matrimonial arrangements of her friends
+deduced their origin from these dangerously-seductive sofas in her snug
+little drawing-room?</p>
+
+<p>It was in that snug little drawing-room that Mr Simon Silky first saw
+the future Mrs Simon; it was on one of those dangerously-seductive sofas
+that he found courage to put that question which procured him a better
+half, and a comfortable settlement for life for Miss Jemima Linton.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Jemima Linton was still in that fluctuating period, between girl
+and womanhood, at which young ladies giggle a great deal, and seem to be
+always in a flutter, when Mr Simon Silky first met her. She was fair in
+complexion, with light hair and blue eyes; her face, in short, had all
+the delicacy of a wax doll, and nearly as much expression. She could say
+"yes, sir!" and "no, sir!" at the proper intervals in the course of a
+<i>tźte-ą-tźte</i> conversation, and, when warmed a little into familiarity
+and ease, could even hazard an observation with reference to the
+weather, without changing colour above twice in the course of it. In a
+word, she was one of those excessively bashful and retiring young
+ladies, who always look as if they thought a man was going to make
+violent love to them, and who, if your conversation happen to diverge
+from the beaten track of the smallest of small talk, take fright, and
+are off as fast as possible to whisper to some of their companions, "La!
+what a strange man that is!"</p>
+
+<p>This was the very kind of person for Mr Simon Silky, who was a bit of a
+sentimentalist in his way. When he met Miss Jemima Linton, the fair
+ideal on whom his fancy had often dwelt seemed to be realised. He came,
+he saw, and was conquered.</p>
+
+<p>On entering Mrs Greenwood's drawing-room, one evening that he had been
+invited there to meet "a few friends in an easy way," having arrived
+rather late, he found the party already assembled. The fire blazed
+cheerfully out upon a bevy of tittering misses, who were seated on
+either side of it, whispering to each other in a timid and confidential
+tone, with here and there a young man amongst them making convulsive
+efforts to render himself amusing, while two or three putty-faced
+juniors, with very white shirt-collars, and very brightly-polished
+pumps&mdash;who had been called in to stop gaps in quadrilles, and render
+themselves otherwise useful&mdash;sat in the background, for the most part
+two on a chair, and speculating how many of the cakes that glistened on
+the table they might appropriate to themselves with any degree of
+decency. Mrs Humphrey Greenwood, the presiding divinity of this motley
+gathering, vulgarly yclept a "cookie-shine," was planted behind a
+brightly-burnished brass urn of liberal dimension, that hissed loudly on
+the table.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Simon," she exclaimed, advancing from her post of honour&mdash;" Mr Simon
+Silky, I'm so glad to see you; I really thought you had been going to
+desert us."</p>
+
+<p>Our hero blustered out some inarticulate apology, to which his hostess
+of course paid no attention, but hurried on into the work of
+introduction.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Silky, Miss Silliman, Miss Gingerly, Miss Barbara Silliman, Miss
+Eggemon, Miss Jemima Linton; I think you know all the rest. Mr
+Scratcherd, you know Mr Silky." Mr Scratcherd grinned an assent. "Mr
+Silky, Mr Slap'emup. You'll find a seat for yourself somewhere. Try if
+some of the ladies will have pity, and take you in among them."</p>
+
+<p>All this time, Mr Silky was engaged in distributing a comprehensive bow
+to everybody about him&mdash;an ordeal which, in any circumstances, to a
+nervous man like him, was no joke. But his agitation had the finishing
+touch given it by Mrs Greenwood's facetious observation as to the ladies
+<i>taking him</i> <span class="smcap">IN</span> <i>among them</i>. The blood rushed to his temples, and he
+subsided into a vacant chair, with a remark, directed to nobody in
+particular, as to how very warm the room was. Attention having been once
+drawn to this interesting fact, it became the topic of conversation for
+some five minutes, which gave Mr Simon Silky time to cool down, and to
+look about him a little. In the course of his survey, his eyes alighted
+on Miss Jemima Linton, who just at that moment happened to be
+scrutinising his outward man. Their eyes met; a glance of quick
+intelligence passed between them. The lady lowered hers, blushing up to
+them as she did so; and the enraptured Simon muttered to himself, "What
+charming confusion!" He felt a novel sensation gathering about his
+heart. Could it be love? At first sight, too. Many deny it, but we say
+that all genuine love is at first sight.</p>
+
+<p class="center">"He never loved, who loved not at first sight."</p>
+
+<p>Mr Simon Silky was a reader of the Beauties of <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'Shakpere'">Shakspere</ins>. This line took
+possession of his head, and he mused and looked, looked and mused, till
+he was roused from his reverie by Mrs Greenwood calling upon him to
+assist in handing round the "cups which cheer but not inebriate." He
+started up, with a very vague notion of what he was to be about, and
+grasping a tea-cup, which his hostess informed him was Miss Jemima
+Linton's, in one hand, and a plate of cheesecakes in the other, he
+stumbled up to the lady, and consigning the cakes to her outstretched
+hand, held out the tea-cup to Miss Eggemon, who sat next, inquiring if
+she would please to be helped to a little cake. Miss Eggemon tittered,
+and exclaimed,</p>
+
+<p>"Well, I never!"</p>
+
+<p>"Gracious! the like of that, you know!" simpered Miss Silliman, burying
+her face in Miss Eggemon's neck.</p>
+
+<p>"How very absurd!" sneered Miss Gingerly, who was verging to
+old-maidishness, and had a temper in which vinegar was the principal
+ingredient.</p>
+
+<p>"Bless me, Mr Silky! what <i>are</i> you about?" cried Mrs Greenwood.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh&mdash;why&mdash;yes&mdash;no&mdash;I see&mdash;beg pardon&mdash;dear me!" stammered poor Silky,
+reddening like an enraged turkey-cock, as he handed Miss Linton the cup,
+out of which the greater part of its contents had by this time been
+shaken and seizing the dish of cakes with a sudden jerk, deposited
+one-half of them in the lady's lap, and the other half on the carpet.</p>
+
+<p>"Tell me, where is fancy bre<i>a</i>d?" said Mr Horatio Slap'emup, who was a
+wit in his own small way, pointing to the cakes, which our hero was
+endeavouring to bring together again from the different corners into
+which they had wandered. A general laugh greeted him on every side as he
+rose from his knees covered with confusion. He looked at the fair Jemima
+as he did so. There was not the vestige of a smile on her face. "Good
+kind soul! <i>she</i> does not join in the vulgar mirth of these unfeeling
+creatures!" thought the unhappy Silky. "She pities me, and pity is akin
+to love." It did not strike him that there might be another reason for
+her gravity. The spilled tea and greasy cheesecake had spoiled her white
+muslin dress irremediably, for that night at least&mdash;a circumstance
+calculated certainly to make any young lady melancholy enough; but this
+never entered the brain of Mr Simon Silky. Happy man!</p>
+
+<p class="center">"Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise."</p>
+
+<p>With some difficulty he regained his chair, after stumbling over a
+footstool, and crushing the tail of a King Charles cocker, that was
+snorting on the hearthrug in all the offensiveness of canine obesity.
+His distress was at its climax.</p>
+
+<p class="center">"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions,"</p>
+
+<p>thought he, recurring once more to the Beauties of Shakspere. His ears
+felt as if they had been newly scalded, and objects floated in hazy
+confusion before his eyes. He commenced sipping his tea with desperate
+energy, wishing for a moment that it had been so much prussic acid. The
+patter of many voices sounded in his ears. They must be talking of him,
+"for they laughed consumedly;" and that confounded Slap'emup was
+obviously getting up a reputation for wit by cutting minute jokes at his
+expense.</p>
+
+<p>"You've been at the Exhibition, Mr Silky," said Mrs Greenwood, recalling
+him from the state of mental imbecility into which he was fast sinking.</p>
+
+<p>"The Exhibition, you said, ma'am! Yes, yes, certainly, the Exhibition.
+Oh yes!" rejoined Mr Silky, struggling to concentrate his scattered
+faculties.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, what is your opinion about the portrait?" continued his hostess.</p>
+
+<p>"Portrait, really&mdash;which of them&mdash;there's so many?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, Mr Silky, what <i>has</i> come over you to-night? The ladies have been
+like to pull each other to pieces, for the last five minutes, about the
+portrait of an officer a little to the left of the door of the first
+room; and, I declare, you have not heard a word that has been going.
+Pretty doings, Mr Simon; and who, may I ask, is the happy lady that so
+engrosses your thoughts?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Mrs. Greenwood!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well, then, if it's a secret, I won't press it! But what is your
+opinion of the portrait? Miss Barbara Silliman here maintains it is
+beauty in the abstract."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh he's quite a love of a man!" broke in Miss Barbara, in a rapture of
+affectation; whereat Miss Gingerly appeared mightily shocked, and pursed
+up her mouth till it looked like a parched apple.</p>
+
+<p>"But Miss Linton, on the contrary, says she thinks it rather plain for a
+military man. Now, we want your decision on this knotty point."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, why, really&mdash;a portrait of an officer, I think you said. Fair
+complexion, flaxen ringlets, and light blue eyes&mdash;beautiful, indeed!
+That is to say&mdash;I don't know; but"&mdash;and here poor Silky looked
+hopelessly about for an idea&mdash;"upon the whole, I think I declare for
+Miss Linton."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, really, Mr Simon, that <i>is</i> coming to the point. Jemima, my dear,
+do you hear what Mr Silky says? Declares for you already! Upon my word,
+a fair proposal!" said Mrs Greenwood, catching up the allusion, and
+looking excessively matronly and significant.</p>
+
+<p>"Fair complexion, flaxen ringlets, light blue eyes!" broke in Miss
+Barbara Silliman, with that delicate spitefulness to which young ladies
+are subject, when they suspect any of their rivals of having produced an
+impression on one of the male creatures. "A pretty officer, indeed! It's
+you, Miss Linton, that Mr Silky means. Quite a conquest, I declare."
+Having said this for the benefit of the company, she murmured to
+herself, "I wonder at the man's taste. A gawky minx!"</p>
+
+<p>If Mr Silky felt uncomfortable before, he was now reduced to the lowest
+pitch of personal misery. He tried to smile, as if he took the thing as
+a good joke; but the contortions of his visage were galvanic. Everybody,
+he was sure, was looking at him, and he stammered out some inarticulate
+words, by way of extricating himself from his awkward position. What
+they were he knew not; but they only seemed to have made matters worse;
+for another titter ran round the circle, and showers of badinage
+assailed him on every side. Mr Simon Silky began to speculate whether
+sitting on the points of a score of red-hot toasting-forks could be
+worse than his present torment.</p>
+
+<p>He was pursuing this agreeable train of reflection, when the removal of
+the table to a corner of the room, and a general commotion, occasioned
+by the pushing back of sofas, and the laying away of chairs, made him
+aware that dancing was about to commence. The men, as they always do on
+these occasions, clustered together near the door, pulling on
+gloves&mdash;such of them as had them&mdash;and talking very thick and fast about
+nothing at all.</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Gingerly, may I ask you to give the young folks a set of
+quadrilles?" inquired Mrs Greenwood.</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly&mdash;with a great deal of pleasure," coldly responded Miss
+Gingerly, blowing her nose with the end of her pocket-handkerchief,
+which she extracted partially from her black satin bag for the purpose,
+and feeling particularly venomous at being cut out of the dance, and her
+very, very faint chance of captivating a partner therein.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, thank you," said Miss Eggemon, laying her hands affectionately on
+Miss Gingerly's wrists. "You play quadrilles so nicely." And then
+turning to Miss Jemima Linton, Miss Eggemon whispered, confidentially,
+"Such a player you never heard. Not three bars in time. How provoking
+Mrs Greenwood should ask her to play. Just listen; did you ever hear the
+like of that?"</p>
+
+<p>Miss Gingerly had laid her black satin bag on the piano, drawn herself
+up with all the frosty-faced dignity of waning maidenhood, and was
+performing a prelude before commencing operations, which was chiefly
+remarkable for its ingenious flights from key to key, and bewildering
+accumulation of false concords.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen, find partners for yourselves," said the lively Mrs
+Greenwood; and the gentlemen, after looking at one another, disentangled
+themselves from the knot into which they were gathered, and, shuffling
+up each to the lady that pleased his fancy, solicited the honour of her
+hand. The couples had taken their places, and Miss Gingerly was dashing
+away into the heart of the "Highland Laddie," when it was discovered
+that there was still a couple awanting.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Silky, you dance?" said all the men at once to that gentleman, who
+was sitting pensively in a corner.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, really!" replied Silky, smiling a sickly smile, and making vague
+protestations of inability.</p>
+
+<p>"Not dance!" said the vivacious Mr Slap'emup. "Fie on you!&mdash;oh, fie! And
+Miss Linton looking at you there, like Eve on the eve of Paradise, as if</p>
+
+<p class="center">'She would be woo'd, and not unsought be won.'"</p>
+
+<p>There was nothing for it but that Silky should make up to Miss Jemima,
+and lead her out to dance. This he did among the nods, and winks, and
+whispers of all present; and by the time he got into his place in the
+quadrille, he did not very well know which end of him was uppermost.
+Away rattled Miss Gingerly at the "Highland Laddie," and away bounced
+the dancers through the mazes of the figure. Dancing a quadrille is with
+some people no trifling matter, and Mr Simon Silky was one of these. He
+bent to it all the energies of his not over-powerful mind; and, while it
+lasted, beyond a passing word or two, he had no conversation to bestow
+upon his partner. It was amusing to see with what earnestness he watched
+the movements of those who preceded him, and, when his own turn came,
+the exhibition he made would have made a Timor grin. First, he threw out
+his arms to steady himself, and then jerking forward his right foot,
+brought himself suddenly into the centre of the floor, where he began
+throwing his legs confusedly about, till they seemed to be involved in
+hopeless entanglement. All the time he kept his eyes fixed anxiously
+upon his shoe-ties. It was obviously a critical affair with him to
+preserve his equipoise, and each time that he got back safely to his
+place, a sigh broke from him, as if a great burden had been taken off
+his mind, and he wiped the sweat away that glistered in heavy beads upon
+his brow. At length the quadrille ended. Mr Silky thanked heaven; and,
+leading the fair Jemima to a seat, planted himself at her side, and
+manfully endeavoured to open up a conversation with her.</p>
+
+<p>Dance succeeded dance, and by degrees the elements of the party got
+tolerably well interfused. Poor Miss Gingerly wrought away at her
+everlasting set of Scotch quadrilles, and nobody ever volunteered to
+relieve her of her task, "she played so well." At intervals some of the
+young ladies quivered through a fashionable ballad, and occasionally an
+attempt was made to get up one of those melancholy chants, which, by
+some strange misnomer, pass current in society for glees. In these, Mr
+Scratcherd, who sang bass, distinguished himself so signally, that loud
+calls were made upon him for a song, and Mr Scratcherd, after a little
+preliminary modesty, yielded to the call. He then began raving about an
+"Old Oak Tree," and groaned up and down the scale, till his voice became
+lost in the bottom of his neckcloth. Serious fears were entertained
+whether he would be able to get it up again, but these happily turned
+out to be unfounded. Again his voice mounted to its natural level, and
+after rolling about for some time, "grating harsh discord," wore itself
+out in a cadence of confused gutturals. "Bravo, bravo," cried the men.
+"A very fine quality of bass," exclaimed his friend, Slap'emup, who
+affected to be a judge; and Mr Scratcherd blew his nose, and fell back
+in his chair in a state of great personal satisfaction.</p>
+
+<p>With a thoughtful regard for the comforts of her guests, Mrs Greenwood
+had, early in the evening, thrown open her little back drawing-room, in
+which were placed abundance of refreshments, to sustain them through the
+fatigues of dancing and conversation. By a succession of visits to this
+room, Mr Simon Silky had succeeded in giving firmness to his nerves. He
+was gradually becoming less and less bashful. There must have been
+something bracing about the atmosphere of the apartments, for to this,
+and not to the bottle of port, to which he was observed to have frequent
+recourse, must be attributed that jauntiness of step and slipshod
+volubility of tongue which he now displayed. He danced every dance, and
+for the most part with Miss Jemima for his partner. What though his
+uncouth gestures provoked a smile, and his assiduities to the young lady
+were commented on at every hand. He cared not. His spirit was in the
+third heaven of exaltation, and the whole world might go hang for him.</p>
+
+<p>"Miss Linton," he exclaimed, seizing her hand fervently&mdash;they were
+seated on a sofa in the back drawing-room, while the others were
+labouring through a country-dance in the front&mdash;"Miss Linton, hear me
+for a moment. Let me use this opportunity of stating what I have long
+felt&mdash;what I now feel&mdash;what I shall always feel." And again Mr Silky
+pressed her hand tenderly in both of his.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, sir!" timidly responded the lady.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, adorable Jemima! I can no longer repress my emotion. You see
+before you a victim to your charms. The moment I beheld you, I don't
+know how it was, but my heart thrilled with a transport delightful as it
+was new. I felt&mdash;I felt&mdash;in short, I felt as I never felt before. My
+senses forsook me, and I said and did I know not what. These soulless
+creatures treated my confusion with ridicule; but, in your eyes,
+methought I could read pity, compassion, commiseration, sympathy. Say,
+was I right, or was I misled by the fond delusions of my own passion?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, sir!" again exclaimed the bewildered Jemima.</p>
+
+<p>"That look! I was not then deceived. Oh extend that pity into love! I
+lay myself and my fortune at your feet." And here Mr Simon Silky slipped
+off the sofa and down upon his knees, overcome partly with love and
+partly with intoxication. "Dearest Jemima! say only that you will be
+mine?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, sir!" once more sighed the blushing maiden, dropping her head upon
+the shoulder of her suitor, who acknowledged the movement by snatching a
+kiss from her pouting lips.</p>
+
+<p>"Ods! that came twangingly off. I'm afraid we're like to spoil sport
+here," exclaimed Mr Slap'emup, who at this moment entered the room, with
+Miss Gingerly on his arm.</p>
+
+<p>"Gracious! how very improper!" cried Miss Gingerly, wishing from the
+depth of her soul that it had only been her own case.</p>
+
+<p>"What's improper, ma'am?" retorted Silky, turning to her a look of
+drunken gravity, and endeavouring, with no little difficulty, to get on
+his legs again. "If I choose to kiss this young lady, or this young lady
+chooses to kiss me, that's no business of yours, I suppose? 'Have not
+saints lips, and holy palmers, too?' as the divine Shakspere says; and
+what are lips for, I should like to know, if not to kiss? Don't frown at
+me, Miss Graveairs. I'm a man&mdash;a man, ma'am, and I shall do just as I
+please. Shan't I, Jemima, dear?"</p>
+
+<p>He turned for an answer to his appeal; but the young lady had left the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>"Jemima, I say," continued Silky, getting more and more overcome. He
+looked around the room; and, finding no trace of the lady, began
+chanting in a lackadaisical tone&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">'And has she then fail'd in her truth,</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">The beautiful maid I adore?'</span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p>But I don't care that for her!" And he tried to snap his fingers; but
+failed in the attempt. "It's an ungrateful world&mdash;a vile world."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, gracious me! let me away," exclaimed Miss Gingerly, in alarm. "He's
+certainly tipsy."</p>
+
+<p>"Tipsy&mdash;tipsy! Who's tipsy? Let me see her. Woman, woman, to get
+yourself into such a state! I'm ashamed of you; I am indeed. But it's
+the weakness of the sex.</p>
+
+<p class="center">'Frailty, thy name is woman!'"</p>
+
+<p>This apostrophe was addressed to some visionary female that flitted
+before Mr Silky's mental optics, and whom he followed, with his hands
+groping before him, with the voice and gesture of Mr Charles Kean
+pursuing the airdrawn dagger in the character of Macbeth. "Laugh away;
+it's very amusing, isn't it! Nero fiddled while Rome was burning; but I
+know better."</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Silky, you'll better go home," said Mrs Greenwood, who, with the
+remainder of the party, had by this time entered the room.</p>
+
+<p>"Home! exactly so. I <i>am</i> at home, my charmer&mdash;perfectly at home; and
+you're at home; we're all at home. But no more wine, Mrs Greenwood;
+temperance and teetotalism for ever. We are beset with temptations in
+this wicked world&mdash;temptations, I say&mdash;Jemima, you're an angel! It is as
+much as a man can do to preserve his uprightness." And, in proof that it
+was more than he could, down rolled our hero on the floor, in a profound
+stupor.</p>
+
+<p>"Carry Master Silence to bed," remarked the ingenious Slap'emup, highly
+tickled with the catastrophe that had befallen the too&mdash;too bashful
+Silky.</p>
+
+<p>A coach was procured, and he was conveyed to his lodgings, where the sun
+found him in bed at noon next day. His dreams had been of the most
+ghastly kind. He had fancied himself compelled, by a fiend, to swallow
+huge goblets of port wine, strongly adulterated with brimstone, and
+dragged about by a fury, who held his neck within a halter. The fiend
+was Slap'emup&mdash;the fury, Miss Jemima Linton. He started from his dream,
+and with his hand pressed against his aching head, fell to adjusting the
+confused reminiscences of the previous evening's proceedings. He
+remembered nothing but that he had proposed for the hand of some young
+lady or other, and had been accepted. Well for him it was that memory
+went no farther, or he would never have found courage to visit Mrs
+Greenwood again. That he did visit her again, however, may be inferred
+from an announcement which the newspapers, not many weeks after, gave to
+the public:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Married at Edinburgh, on the 6th instant, Mr Simon Silky to Miss Jemima
+Linton."</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="13">THE RECLUSE OF THE HEBRIDES.</a></h3>
+
+<div class="poem">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <span class="i0">"Still caring, despairing,</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">Must be my bitter doom;</span><br />
+ <span class="i0">My woes here shall close ne'er</span><br />
+ <span class="i2">But with the closing tomb."&mdash;<span class="smcap">Burns.</span></span><br />
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="p2">I resided some years ago in the Island of Tyree, which is one of the
+most western of the Hebrides; and, in the course of my business, had
+often occasion to cross by the base of Ben Chinevarah, whose rugged and
+sterile appearance impresses the mind with a sickening sadness. The
+narrow footpath sometimes dives into the deep and sullen gloom of the
+mountain glen, whose silence is unbroken, save by the torrent's red
+rush, and again winds along the edge of the steep precipice, among the
+loose rocks that have been hurled from their beds aloft by the giant
+efforts of time, where the least false step would precipitate the unwary
+traveller into the abyss below. There no cheering sound of mirth was
+ever heard, the blithe whistle of the ploughman never swelled upon its
+echoes, nor often did the reaper's song disturb its gloomy silence. The
+ear is assailed, on the one hand, by the discordant and dismal notes of
+the screech-owl; and, on the other, by the angry roar of the waves that
+beat, with ceaseless lash, the broken shore. A small hut now and then
+bursts upon the view, raising its lowly roof beneath the shelter of the
+mountain rock, and adds to the cheerlessness of the scene. One of those
+small cottages often attracted my notice, by its external neatness, and
+the laborious industry by which a small garden had been formed around
+the dwelling; and by degrees I ingratiated myself into the good graces
+of its owner, who, I found, by his knowledge and conversation, was of a
+different cast from the dwellers around him. I knew by his accent that
+he was a foreigner; and, feeling an interest in him, I often endeavoured
+to gain some account from him of the early part of his life; but when
+the subject was hinted at, he at once changed the conversation.</p>
+
+<p>Having occasion last summer to spend some days at the house of a friend
+in Argyleshire, I availed myself of this opportunity to visit my old
+acquaintance at Tyree. I found him stretched on the bed of sickness, and
+fast verging towards his end. When last I had seen him, his appearance,
+though infirm, evinced but few signs of physical decay; and, though the
+storms of scores of winters had blown over him, still his eye sparkled
+with animation, and his raven locks retained the fresh and jetty colour
+of the native of "Italia's sunny clime." But now, how changed the
+appearance! His eyeballs were dim, deep sunken in their sockets; a few
+scattered grey hairs waved carelessly over his finely-arched eyebrows;
+and his forehead and cheeks were deeply furrowed with the traces of
+sickness and secret wo. When I entered the lowly dwelling, he raised his
+lacklustre eyes, and stretched forth his hand to meet my grasp.</p>
+
+<p>"And is Heaven yet so kind," said he, raising his wasted hand in thanks
+to the Disposer of all good, "as to send one pitying friend to soothe my
+dreary and departing moments? Ah, sir, the hand of the grim tyrant is
+laid heavily upon me, and I must soon appear in the presence of an
+offended Deity. If you knew how awful are the feelings of a mind loaded
+with iniquity, of a soul immersed in guilt, when the last moment is
+approaching that separates us from mortality, and the misdeeds of a
+wicked life stand in ghastly array, adding stings to an already seared
+conscience, you would shrink at what you now deem the gay dreams of
+youthful frailty, and shun the delusive and seducing snares of a
+wretched world."</p>
+
+<p>Pointing to a block of wood alongside his pallet bed, he desired me to
+be seated, and, after drying the tear of sorrow from his swollen eye, he
+thus proceeded:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Often, in those moments when the sweet beams of health were mine, have
+you desired a recital of the events of my past life; but a feeling of
+shame withheld me from the task. Now, when I have nothing to fear but
+death and the dread hereafter, if you will have the patience to hear me,
+I will briefly unfold to you the causes which reduced me from a state of
+affluence, to become a fugitive amid the rugged rocks and the inclement
+skies of a foreign land."</p>
+
+<p>I assented, and he went on with his story.</p>
+
+<p>"My name," said he, "in the more fortunate years of my life, was
+Alphonso; and the city of Venice gave me birth. I was the only child of
+an opulent citizen, and need scarcely inform you that no restraint was
+laid upon my inclinations when a child; and the dawn of manhood beheld
+me plunged amid every intemperance which that luxurious city then
+afforded. Money was plentifully supplied me by my parents to support my
+extravagances; and I sought after happiness among the rounds of pleasure
+and the gay circles of society; but I only met with desires ungratified,
+hopes often frustrated, and wishes never satisfied. I had a friend. He
+was called Theodore. I loved him as dearly as a selfish being like
+myself <i>could</i> love any one. He shared in all my pleasures.</p>
+
+<p>"An amorous, jealous, and revengeful disposition is commonly laid to the
+share of the Italians; and, with sorrow I confess, that formed the
+principal ingredient of my character. I had reached my twentieth year of
+thoughtlessness and folly, when, one night at the opera, a young lady in
+an opposite box attracted my attention; and my eyes were insensibly
+riveted upon the beauteous figure. I need not tell you that she was
+beautiful&mdash;she was loveliness itself. I will not trespass on your time
+in describing the new and pleasing sensations that arose in my bosom;
+you have trod the magic paths of pleasure, and bowed to the charms of
+beauty: they are not unknown to you.</p>
+
+<p>"I felt that all my libertine pursuits had only been the shadows of
+pleasure; and from that moment I determined to abandon them, and fix my
+love on her alone. We became acquainted, and I found that she was as
+worthy of the purest love as my fond wishes desired. She was the only
+child of Count Rudolpho; and, for the space of three months, I was a
+constant visiter at her father's palazzo. In due time I pleaded the
+force of my love. But what were the sensations of my soul, when the tear
+started from her eye of beauty, and the dreadful sentence burst upon my
+ear&mdash;'I am the bride of Theodore!'</p>
+
+<p>"I burst from her presence with a palpitating heart, and returned
+homewards, agitated by the conflicting passions of despair and revenge.
+I drew my sword from its sheath, and promised the blood of Theodore, of
+the friend of my bosom, to its point. The steel trembled in my grasp as
+the vow fell from my lips, and my heart recoiled at the idea of shedding
+blood; but the still small voice was an unequal match with the baneful
+principles of a corrupted soul."</p>
+
+<p>The recluse stopped, and the loud sobs of sorrow and repentance alone
+burst upon the gloomy silence of the scene. The hectic flush of fever
+played and wantoned across his pallid features, as if it seemed to exult
+in the weakness of mortality, and delight in the loveliness of its own
+soul-loathed ravages. The tears dropped large and plentiful from his
+eyes, and his spirit seemed bended and broken with the racking
+remembrance. I bent over the wasted form of the wretched penitent, and
+while I poured the voice of comfort in his ear, and wiped the tears from
+his eyes, his soul resumed its wonted firmness, and even a smile beamed
+upon his blanched lips, as he grasped my hand, and pressed it to his
+bosom in silence, and with thankfulness.</p>
+
+<p>"Behold!" said he, drawing an old sword from beneath the side of his
+miserable straw pallet&mdash;"behold this steel, red-rusted with the blood of
+Theodore, from which the bitter tears of sixty long winters have been
+unable to efface the stain. Pardon the feelings of an infirm old man. My
+soul weeps blood at the remembrance.</p>
+
+<p>"I pitched upon the bridal eve of Theodore for that of his death, and
+the seizure of his bride; and hired the leader of a band of ruffians to
+assist me in the scheme. The fatal night, so big with horror, at last
+arrived. The sun sank sullenly into the shades of the west, and his
+departing gleams glanced redly and angrily upon me. The raven wings of
+early night fell upon Venice; and I stepped into my gondola, with my
+hired followers. We set forward upon our errand. The palazzo of Count
+Albert was soon gained. Busy nature waxed calm and hushed; the artisan
+had retired to the sweets of his lowly but happy cottage; the
+convent-bell had tolled, solemn and slow, the vesper knell; and then</p>
+
+<p class="center">'Uprose the yellow moon,'</p>
+
+<p>silvering the rippling waters of the canals, and glancing its beams upon
+the glittering palaces of Venice. It was a lovely night; but my soul ill
+brooked the calm grandeur of the scene.</p>
+
+<p>"By the treachery of a servant, my comrades were admitted into Count
+Rudolpho's grounds, whilst I attended the nuptial rites with the
+well-dissembled face of friendship. Joy was dancing in every eye but
+mine. My hand trembled at times on the hilt of my poniard, and I awaited
+the favourable moment with a degree of impatience bordering on frenzy.
+Many a fair maid was there, tripping amid the joyous throng, whose
+beauty might have warmed the frigid heart of an anchorite; but my eyes
+and mind were upon the dear, dear Violetta: she was lovelier than ever,
+but&mdash;she was the spouse of Theodore.</p>
+
+<p>"The garden of the count was remarkably beautiful, and the trees in it
+had been grandly festooned with variegated lamps on the present
+occasion. The night was pleasant and calm, and the youthful couple
+retired from the crowded saloon to the garden for a few minutes, to
+enjoy the freshness of nature. I silently followed, unperceived, till
+they seated themselves in an arbour, whose beauty was unworthy of a
+villain's tread. Then suddenly I presented myself at the entrance; and
+the unsuspicious Theodore rose to embrace me. How shall I give utterance
+to the rest? My friend rose to embrace me; and I drew my poniard, and
+was about to plunge it into his bosom, when Violetta, whose attention
+this action had not escaped, rushed between us, to stay my hand. Horror!
+her heart received the blow I had intended for her husband. She uttered
+a piercing cry, and fell, a bleeding corpse, at my feet.</p>
+
+<p>"The sound attracted the attention of my ruffianly associates, who were
+ready at hand, to carry off the bride, and they hurried to the spot.
+Theodore, at first surprised and terror-stricken, now roused himself to
+energy. With the fury of a maniac, he rushed upon me, and felled me
+senseless to the earth. How long I lay in this situation I know not; but
+when my senses returned, the palazzo was in flames, and the clashing of
+swords and the groans of the wounded sounded horribly in my ears. And
+this was my doing. I had been the means of introducing into Count
+Rudolpho's grounds a band of desperadoes, to whom bloodshed was
+familiar; and I doubted not that they were at their work of blood and
+rapine. I repented of the deed, but it was too late.</p>
+
+<p>"The murdered Violetta lay on the ground at a short distance from me;
+the moonbeams played full upon her ghastly and distorted features; and
+her robes, her bridal robes, were deeply stained with blood. Her pulse
+had long since ceased to beat, and she felt cold to the touch. Resolved
+that no profane hand should consign to the earth her blessed remains, I
+threw the body across my shoulder, and fled with it from the garden. I
+felt not the weight of the burden, for excitement made me 'hardy as the
+Némean lion's nerve.' I soon reached the canal, leaped into my gondola
+with my precious burden, and, shortly afterwards, gained my father's
+palace. Ere the moon set, I had dug a deep grave in his garden, in which
+I buried her on whom I had doated, bedewing the earth with my tears as I
+proceeded in my work.</p>
+
+<p>"It was at length completed; and, with the morning's dawn, I fled from
+Venice. Despair added wings to my flight, and the land of France
+received me in her fostering arms. I have, since that time, wandered in
+many a clime, to wear away my grief, but in vain. I have fought under
+the banner of your king; and, though my arm was never palsied in the day
+of battle, death has been denied me. I now lie here, aged and forlorn.
+The hand of death is heavy on me, and chilly tremors are creeping over
+my exhausted frame. The just decrees of God have denied me even a friend
+to close my weary eyes; and my dust must mingle with the dust of
+strangers, far, far from the sepulchre of my fathers, and the home of my
+childhood."</p>
+
+<p>After a short pause, the Recluse continued&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Here, sir," said he, "take this sword&mdash;it has been the constant
+companion of my travels&mdash;its blade is unsullied by ignoble blood; and
+when you look upon it, after the grave receives the wretched Alphonso,
+it may convey a lesson that volumes could not inculcate."</p>
+
+<p>I received the sword from his hand, which was trembling and cold. He
+turned his face from me; and before I had time to speak, a deep groan
+announced his departure to the mansions of another world. I called the
+inmates of the adjoining cottage, who took charge of the body; and I
+left the spot with a feeling which words cannot express, but which will
+be understood by those who look with the eye of pity upon the errors of
+a fellow-mortal.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p4"><a name="14">ELLEN ARUNDEL.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">Ellen Arundel was the only daughter of an officer in the British
+service, who, with his sword for his patrimony, had entered early into
+the profession of arms as the means of maintenance; and he had,
+accordingly, pursued it with that enthusiastic spirit of honour which is
+dictated by the considerations of family pride, the hope of fame, the
+dread of disgrace, and the most ardent love of glory.</p>
+
+<p>The utmost height, however, to which he had risen, when he committed the
+folly of matrimony, by uniting his destiny to that of the portionless
+daughter of a venerable, respectable, unbeneficed clergyman, was that of
+a lieutenant in a foot regiment. By dint of careful management on the
+part of his wife, they contrived to live happily together, nor did the
+increase of their family&mdash;for Ellen made her appearance within the first
+year after their marriage&mdash;add to their difficulties.</p>
+
+<p>In the care and superintendence of their darling daughter, did their
+years roll on in humble content. If they heaved a sigh, it was for their
+Ellen's future welfare; if they breathed a wish, it was to see her
+placed in a situation which might guard her against the attacks of
+poverty, and the designs of iniquity. From the former, they were aware,
+beauty and accomplishments would prove no shield; and they trembled when
+they reflected that they might prove the most powerful incitement to the
+latter. The sweets of life are not to be enjoyed without its
+accompanying embitterments. The regiment in which Mr Arundel served
+received orders to embark for America, in transports already prepared
+for the reception of the British forces. On the communication of this
+intelligence, so subversive of their little plans of economy and
+felicity, Mrs Arundel earnestly entreated that she and Ellen might be
+the companions of his voyage. For awhile Mr Arundel would not consent to
+this, from a fear of incurring expense which they were unable to
+support; but all the difficulties which the narrowness of their finances
+suggested were obviated by a thousand little arrangements, the ingenious
+devices of love; and the command of a company, which was conferred upon
+him before the embarkation, relieved them from their anxiety.</p>
+
+<p>Few events happened, either during their voyage, or on their arrival at
+Boston, except that the assiduities of a young officer of another
+regiment, who accompanied them in the transport, seemed to have made
+some impression on the heart of Ellen Arundel. She listened to his tales
+of love, with the full sanction of her parents, and sighed out the
+confession that his passion was returned. Mr Meredith was formed on the
+model which Captain Arundel had, in idea, fixed on for the husband of
+his Ellen. To the qualifications of a soldier, he added those which most
+highly adorn private life; nor was his income limited, for he was the
+only son of a gentleman of fortune. But both Captain Arundel and Mr
+Meredith were too regardful of decency and propriety to hasten an event
+of so much importance, till the father of the young gentleman had been
+made acquainted with the attachment; and letters from Captain Arundel
+and the lover were, accordingly, prepared, for the purpose of being
+despatched to Europe by the first ship that should sail.</p>
+
+<p>But alas! these precautions were soon rendered unnecessary, by events
+which dissolved the bonds of affection. On that day when the attack of
+Bunker's Hill occasioned a carnage which thinned the British ranks,
+Captain Arundel and Mr Meredith stood foremost in the bloody contest.
+Accident had placed them in the same brigade: they fought and fell
+together. The body of the young officer was carried off by the
+Americans; and the mortally-wounded captain conveyed to the habitation
+of his wretched wife and daughter, where, shortly afterwards, he
+expired.</p>
+
+<p>The keen and piercing anguish felt by Ellen and her mother, in
+consequence of this sorrowful event, had changed to silent and corroding
+melancholy, when they embarked for their native land, after having
+received every attention which the governor and garrison could offer as
+a tribute to the memory of the deceased. On their arrival in Britain, a
+pension was granted to Mrs Arundel, which, in the event of her death,
+was to be continued to her daughter; and with this they retired to a
+small village northward of the Scottish metropolis, where a maiden
+sister of Captain Arundel, who was remarkably fond of Ellen, resided.</p>
+
+<p>But, as no retirement will conceal the charms of beauty, nor any circle,
+however confined, prevent the fame of accomplishments from spreading
+beyond its limit. Mr Newton, a widower of independent fortune, not much
+past the prime of life, having been told of Ellen, resolved to visit the
+Arundels. An opportunity soon presented itself. The house which the
+ladies inhabited was advertised for sale; and, under pretence of an
+intention to purchase, he wrote Mrs Arundel, desiring to know when it
+would be convenient for him to call; to which Mrs Arundel returned a
+polite answer, naming an early day.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Newton went; and, after he had viewed the house and gardens with the
+air of an intending purchaser, Mrs Arundel, desirous of cultivating the
+acquaintance of so distinguished a neighbour, asked him to stay tea;
+which being unhesitatingly accepted, he was introduced to the fair, the
+amiable, the still mourning Ellen. Prepared by the universal voice to
+admire, love was the immediate consequence of a visit, which he
+requested leave to repeat, in terms with which civility could not refuse
+to comply; and a few weeks confirmed Mr Newton the ardent and the
+professed lover of Ellen. But her heart was still engaged; nor could she
+abandon even a hopeless passion. The character, the fortune, the
+unobjectionable person of Mr Newton, were urged to her, by her only
+friends, with such energy, but mildness, of persuasion, that, enforced
+by the declarations of her admirer, she was prevailed upon to promise
+him her hand, though not her heart; and a day was named for the
+celebration of their nuptials.</p>
+
+<p>The necessary preparations now engaged the attention of Mr Newton and
+the two matron ladies; whilst Ellen passively yielded to the assiduities
+of her friends, and suffered the adornments of her person, and the
+intended provisions of settlement to be adjusted, without once
+interfering.</p>
+
+<p>A few mornings before the appointed day, as Ellen was seated at
+breakfast with her mother and aunt, a note was put into her hands. She
+saw at a glance that it was from Mr Newton; and she immediately handed
+it across the table to Mrs Arundel, who read:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">Madam</span>,&mdash;That your heart is not at all interested in the intended event,
+you have, with candour, frequently acknowledged to me. You will not,
+therefore, even wish to receive an apology for my releasing you from an
+unsuitable engagement.</p>
+
+<p>"My long-lost son&mdash;my son whom I had for years resigned to Heaven&mdash;is
+restored to me; and Providence, which has bestowed on me this consummate
+happiness, will not permit me to add to it a wish which concerns myself.
+He is young; he is amiable; and more worthy of your regard than I am. It
+is my sincere wish that he should become your husband. I shall,
+therefore, take an early opportunity of introducing him to you.</p>
+
+<p>"My real name is <i>not</i> what you have hitherto considered it to be. I
+changed it when, on the supposed death of my son, I retired from my
+usual place of residence to a distant part of the kingdom, to avoid the
+importunities of some worthless relations; but, until I have the honour
+of disclosing to you in person my real name, I beg to subscribe myself,
+Madam, yours very truly,</p>
+
+<p class="quotsig">"<span class="smcap">J. B. Newton.</span></p>
+
+<p>"<i>To Miss Ellen Arundel.</i>"</p>
+
+<p>When this most extraordinary epistle was read, Ellen turned deadly pale,
+and would certainly have fallen to the ground, had not a young man
+entered through the window which opened out on the lawn, and caught her
+in his arms. He was followed by Mr Newton.</p>
+
+<p>"Ellen," exclaimed the latter, "behold my son!"</p>
+
+<p>The sorrowing girl cast her eyes upon the form of him who held her.</p>
+
+<p>"Meredith!" she cried, and threw herself, weeping, upon his shoulder.
+Her tears were tears of joy. Little more remains to tell. Ellen Arundel
+gave her hand to the son on the very day which had been appointed for
+her nuptials with the father.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p4"><a name="15">CHATELARD.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">Some time after the unfortunate Queen Mary had established her court at
+Holyrood, on her return from France, to ascend the throne of her
+ancestors, a stranger arrived at a certain tavern or hostelry, kept by
+one Goodal, at the foot of the Canongate of Edinburgh. The former had
+last come from Leith, where he had been landed from a French vessel some
+two or three hours previously. He was a young man, probably about three
+or four and twenty, tall and handsome in person, of a singularly
+pleasing countenance, and of mild and exceedingly gentleman-like
+demeanour. His lofty forehead and expressive eye bespoke the presence of
+genius, or, at least, of an intellect of a very high order; while his
+general manners indicated a refined and cultivated mind. There was
+marked, however, on the brow of the interesting stranger very palpable
+traces of saddening thoughts&mdash;his whole countenance, indeed, exhibiting
+the characteristics of a deep and rooted melancholy; but it was of a
+gentle kind, and bore no likeness to the stern gloominess of
+disappointed ambition. His sadness was evidently a sadness of the
+heart&mdash;the result of some grievous pressure on its best and tenderest
+feelings and affections.</p>
+
+<p>After having partaken of some refreshment, the stranger desired a small
+measure of wine to be brought him. This order was executed by mine host
+in person; and, indeed, from what afterwards followed, it seemed to have
+been given with an express view to that result; for, on the landlord's
+placing the wine before his guest, the latter requested him, with great
+politeness of manner, to sit down and share it with him; saying that he
+wanted a little information on two or three particular points. Mine
+host, seating himself as desired, expressed his readiness to afford him
+any information of which he himself was possessed. Having thanked the
+former for his civility, and pressed him, not in vain, to taste of his
+own wine, the stranger said&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Is the queen, my friend, just now at Holyrood?"</p>
+
+<p>He was answered in the affirmative. The querist paused, sighed, and next
+inquired if she walked much abroad&mdash;what were the hours she devoted to
+that recreation&mdash;whether she was accompanied by many attendants on these
+occasions&mdash;and whether her ordinary promenade was a place easy of
+access. Having been informed on all these points, he again relapsed into
+thought, and again sighed profoundly. After a short time, however, he
+once more recovered himself, and suddenly exclaimed, but more by way of
+soliloquy than inquiry&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Is she not beautiful&mdash;transcendently beautiful?"</p>
+
+<p>Mine host, who was not a little surprised by the abruptness of the
+question, and the enthusiasm of manner in which it was expressed,
+replied, that she surely was "Just as bonny a creature as he had ever
+clapt ee on&mdash;a plump, sonsy, nice-lookin lass."</p>
+
+<p>A slight expression of disgust, or rather of horror, at the homely terms
+employed by mine host in speaking of the beauty of the queen, passed
+over the countenance of his guest. It was, however, but momentary, and
+was not observed, or at any rate not understood, by him whose language
+had called it forth.</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, beautiful is she," went on the enthusiastic stranger, leaning back
+in his chair, and gazing on the roof, in a fit of ecstasy, and in
+seeming unconsciousness of the presence of a third party&mdash;"beautiful is
+she to look upon, as is the rising sun emerging from the purpled east;
+beautiful as his setting amidst the burnished clouds of the west; lovely
+as the full moon hanging midway in her field of azure; grateful to the
+sight as the green fields of spring, or the flowers of the garden; and
+pleasant to the ear are the tones of her voice, as the song of the
+nightingale in the grove, or the sound of the distant waterfall."</p>
+
+<p>Here the speaker paused in his rhapsody, continued silent for some
+moments, then suddenly returning, as it were, to a sense of the
+circumstances in which he was placed, he brought his hands over his
+forehead and eyes, as one recovering from an agony of painful and
+melancholy thoughts. Surprised by this extraordinary conduct of his
+guest, the landlord of the house began to conceive that he had got into
+the company of a madman; yet he marvelled much what description of
+madness it could be, since it was made evident only when the queen was
+spoken of&mdash;the stranger speaking on all other subjects rationally and
+composedly.</p>
+
+<p>"She walks not much abroad, you say, my friend?" said the latter,
+resuming the conversation which he had broken off to give utterance to
+the rhapsody which has just been quoted.</p>
+
+<p>"Very seldom, sir," replied mine host; "for ye see she doesna fin hersel
+quite at hame yet amang us; but she'll come to by and by, I've nae
+doot."</p>
+
+<p>"And she is not easy of access, you say&mdash;no chance of one being able to
+throw himself in her way?"</p>
+
+<p>"Unco little, I should think," replied mine host, "unless she could be
+fa'n in wi' gaun to the chapel to mass; for she still abides by thae
+abominations, for a' John Knox can say till her."</p>
+
+<p>A flush of resentment and indignation crossed the pale countenance of
+the stranger at the last expressions of the innkeeper, and he threw a
+glance at him strongly expressive of these feelings, but suddenly
+checked himself, paused for a moment, and then resumed his queries in
+the calm and gentle tones which seemed natural to him&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"How likes she the country, know ye?</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed, I canna weel say," replied mine host; "but I rather doot, frae
+what I hear, she's no athegither reconciled till't yet. She thinks, I
+daursay, we're rather a roughspun set o' folk&mdash;a wee thing coorse i' the
+grain or sae."</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that ye are, that ye are," said the stranger, with more candour
+than courtesy, again throwing himself back in his chair, and again
+beginning to rhapsodise as before. "She is among ye&mdash;the beautiful, the
+gentle, the accomplished, the refined&mdash;as a fawn amongst a herd of
+bears. She is in your wild and savage land, like a lovely and tender
+flower growing in the cleft of a rock&mdash;a sweet and gentle thing,
+blooming alone in the midst of rudeness and barrenness. Oh, uncongenial
+soil! Oh, discordant association! Dearest, cruellest, loveliest of thy
+sex!"</p>
+
+<p>If mine host was amazed at the first outpouring of his guest's excited
+mind, it will readily be believed that it was not lessened by this
+second ebullition of fervour and passion. He, in truth, now became
+convinced that he was distracted; and, under this impression, felt a
+strong desire to be quit of him as soon as possible. With this view, he
+took an early opportunity of stealing unobserved out of the apartment&mdash;a
+feat which he found no difficulty in performing, as his guest seemed
+ultimately so wholly wrapped up in his own thoughts, as to be quite
+unconscious of what was either said or done in his presence. Soon after
+mine host had retired, the stranger ordered paper, pen, and ink to be
+brought him. They were placed upon his table, he himself the while
+walking up and down the apartment with measured stride and downcast
+look, as if again lost in profound and perplexing thought; and at
+intervals the sound of his footsteps, thus traversing his chamber, was
+heard throughout the whole of the night. The stranger had slept none; he
+had not even retired to seek repose; but those periods during the
+night&mdash;and they were of considerable length&mdash;in which all was silent in
+his apartment, were employed in writing; and when morning came, the
+result of his labours was exhibited in a letter, curiously, or rather
+fancifully, folded, tied with a green silk thread, and highly perfumed.
+This letter was addressed on the back, "To the Most Illustrious
+Princess, Mary, Queen of Scotland."</p>
+
+<p>Having brought the proceedings of the stranger to this point, we will
+shift the scene to the sitting apartment of the queen in Holyrood. Here,
+surrounded with her maids, the young and lovely princess was, at the
+moment of which we speak, engaged in working embroidery, and laughing
+and chatting with her attendants, amongst whom were two or three young
+French ladies, who had accompanied her from France. The queen and her
+maids were thus employed, then, when the gentleman-usher, who stood at
+the door of the apartment, entered, and, with a low obeisance, presented
+a letter to the queen. It was the same as that addressed to her by the
+stranger, and above referred to. The queen took the letter, with a
+gracious smile, from the person presenting it, and, contemplating it for
+a moment, before she opened it, with a look of pleased surprise&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"This, sure," she said, "is from none of our Scottish subjects: the fold
+is French." And she sighed. "It has the cut and fashion of the <i>billet
+doux</i> of St Germains; and," she added, laughing, "the precise flavour,
+too, I declare. But I should know this handwriting," she went on; "I
+have seen it before. This, however, will solve the mystery." And she
+tore the letter open, and was instantly employed in reading it, blushing
+and smiling by turns, as she proceeded with the perusal. When she had
+done, "Maria," she said, raising her eyes from the paper, and addressing
+one of her French ladies, "who, think you, is this letter from?"</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot guess, madam," replied the young lady appealed to.</p>
+
+<p>"Do try," rejoined Mary.</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, indeed, I cannot," said the former, now pausing in her work, and
+looking laughingly at her mistress. "Perhaps from the Count Desmartine,
+or from Dufour, or Dubois."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no, no," replied the queen, laughing; "neither of these, Maria; but
+I will have compassion on your curiosity, and tell you. Would you
+believe it?&mdash;it is from Chatelard, the poet."</p>
+
+<p>"Chatelard!" repeated the maiden, in amazement. "What in all the earth
+can have brought him here?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, I know not," said the queen, blushing, for she guessed, or rather
+feared, the cause. "But read, and judge for yourself," she added,
+handing her attendant the letter, which contained a very beautiful
+laudatory poem, full of passion and feeling, addressed to herself, and
+which the writer concluded by requesting that he might be permitted to
+form part of her court; declaring that it would be joy inexpressible to
+him to be near her person&mdash;he cared not in how mean a capacity. The
+having opportunities of seeing and serving her, he said, would reconcile
+him to any degradation of rank&mdash;to any loss, save that of honour.</p>
+
+<p>"In truth, very pretty verses," said the lady-in-waiting, returning the
+poem to the queen; "but, methinks, somewhat over-bold."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, I do think so too, Maria," replied Mary. "Chatelard rather forgets
+himself; but poets, you know, have a license, and I cannot be harsh to
+the poor young man. It would be cruel, ungenerous, and unworthy of me."</p>
+
+<p>"But what say you, madam, to his request to be attached to your court?"</p>
+
+<p>"Really, as to that, I know not well what to say, indeed," rejoined the
+queen. "Chatelard, you know, Maria, is a gentleman, both by birth and
+education. He is accomplished in a very high degree, and of a graceful
+person and pleasing manners, and would thus do no discredit to our
+court; but, I fear me, he might be guilty of some indiscretions&mdash;for he
+is a child of passion as well as song&mdash;that might lead himself into
+danger, and bring some blame on me. Still, I cannot think of rejecting
+altogether his humble suit, so prettily preferred; and, if he would
+promise to conduct himself with becoming gravity and reserve in all
+matters, and at all times, I should have no objection that he was
+attached to our court. I will, at all events, make trial of him for a
+short space."</p>
+
+<p>Having said this, the queen, now addressing the ladies present
+generally, went on&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Ladies, I will shortly introduce to you a new gallant; but I pray ye
+take care of your hearts; for he is, I warrant ye, one especially given
+to purloining these little commodities. He is handsome, accomplished,
+and a poet; so mind ye, ladies, I have warned you&mdash;be on your guard.
+Kerr," she now called out to a page in waiting, "go to the hostelry
+whence this letter came, and say to the gentleman by whom it has been
+sent, that we desire to see him forthwith. Let him accompany you, Kerr."</p>
+
+<p>The page instantly departed; and we will avail ourselves of his short
+absence on this mission, to say briefly who Chatelard was&mdash;what was his
+object in coming to the Scottish court&mdash;and of what nature were the
+fears which the queen expressed regarding him.</p>
+
+<p>Chatelard, then, was a young French gentleman of rank, of rare
+accomplishments, and a poet of very considerable excellence. His seeking
+to attach himself to Mary's court, was the result of a violent and
+unhappy attachment to her person; and her fears for him, proceeding from
+a suspicion of this attachment, were, that he would commit himself by
+some rash expression of his feelings. She was displeased with his
+presumptuous love, yet found she could not, as a woman, but look on it
+with pity and compassion and hence her disposition to treat with
+kindness and affability its unhappy victim. Prudence, indeed, would
+certainly have dictated another course than what Mary pursued with
+Chatelard, in thus admitting him to her presence; but Mary's error here
+was an error of the heart, and more to be regretted than blamed.</p>
+
+<p>In a short while after the messenger had been despatched with the
+invitation to Chatelard, the door of the queen's apartment was thrown
+wide open, and that person entered. His bow to the queen was exceedingly
+graceful; and not less so, though measured with scrupulous exactness in
+their expression of deference, were those he directed to her ladies.
+Chatelard's countenance was at this instant suffused with a blush, and
+it was evident he was under the excitement of highly-agitated feelings;
+but he lost not, for a moment, nor in the slightest degree, his presence
+of mind; neither did these feelings prevent him conducting himself at
+this interview with the most perfect propriety.</p>
+
+<p>"Chatelard," said the queen, after the ceremonies of a first salutation
+were over, "I perceive you have lost none of your cunning in the gentle
+craft. These were really pretty lines you sent me&mdash;choice in expression,
+and melodiously arranged. I assure thee it is a very happy piece."</p>
+
+<p>"How could it be otherwise, madam," replied Chatelard, bowing low, "with
+such a subject?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, nay," said Mary, laughing and blushing at the same time, "I am no
+subject, Chatelard, but an anointed queen. Thou canst not make a subject
+of me."</p>
+
+<p>Chatelard now in turn blushed, and said, smiling, "Your wit, madam, has
+thrown me out; but, avoiding this play on words, my position is good,
+undeniable. All men acknowledge it."</p>
+
+<p>"Go to&mdash;go to, Chatelard&mdash;thou wert ever a flatterer. But 'tis a poet's
+trade. Thou art a dangerous flatterer, however; for thou dost praise so
+prettily that one cannot suspect thy sincerity, nor be angry with thee,
+even when thou deservest that they should. But enough of this in the
+meantime. Thou mayst now retire; and I think the sooner the better, for
+the safety of these fair maidens' hearts, and your own peace of mind,
+which a longer stay might endanger. Our chamberlain will provide thee
+with suitable apartments, and see to thy wants. Mark," she added,
+laughingly, "we retain thee in our service in the capacity of our
+poet&mdash;of court poet&mdash;a high and honourable appointment; and thy reward
+shall be the smiles and approbation of these fair ladies&mdash;the beauty of
+all and each of whom I expect thou wilt forthwith embalm in immortal
+verse."</p>
+
+<p>Chatelard, bowing, was now about to retire, when the queen, again
+addressing him, said, "We will send for thee again in the afternoon, to
+bear us company for awhile, when thou wilt please bring with thee some
+of thy newest and choicest madrigals."</p>
+
+<p>Expressing a deep sense of the honour proposed to be conferred on him,
+of the queen's kind condescension, and avowing his devotedness to her
+service, Chatelard withdrew, and was provided with the promised
+apartments by the express orders of Mary herself. To these apartments we
+shall follow the enthusiastic but audacious lover. On being left alone,
+Chatelard again fell into one of those reveries which we have already
+described, and again launched into that strain of extravagant adulation
+which, on another occasion, we represented him as indulging in. Again he
+compared Mary, in his incoherent ravings, to everything that is
+beautiful in earth, sea, and sky; but comparing her to these only that
+he might assert how far she surpassed them. There were mingled, too,
+with his eulogiums, on this occasion, expressions of that imprudent
+passion which subsequently at once urged him to commit the most daring
+offences, and blinded him to their consequences. Poor Chatelard's
+ravings, in the instance of which we are just speaking, were
+unconsciously uttered; but they were unfortunately loud enough to arrest
+the attention of the domestics, who were passing to and fro in the lobby
+into which the door of his apartment opened. These, attracted by his
+rapturous exclamations, listened, from time to time, at his door, and
+were highly amused with the rhapsodies of the imprudent poet. The
+latter, becoming more and more vehement, and, in proportion, more
+entertaining, the domestics finally gathered in a cluster around the
+door, to the number of six or eight, and, with suppressed laughter,
+overheard all that the excited and unguarded inmate chose to utter.
+That, however, was so incoherent, or at least of so high-flown a
+character, that the listeners could make nothing of it; and, as they
+could not, they immediately concluded it to be nonsense, and the speaker
+a madman. But there came one to the spot, at this unfortunate moment,
+who, with sharper intellect and more apt comprehension, at once
+discovered the meaning that lurked under the florid language of the
+poet's ill-timed soliloquies.</p>
+
+<p>While the servants were crowded around the door of Chatelard's
+apartment, too intent on their amusement to notice the approach of any
+one, another party, we say, had advanced to within a few paces of where
+they stood. Here, with his arms folded across his breast, he had
+remained observed for several seconds, gazing with a look of surprise
+and displeasure on the merry group assembled around the poet's door. He
+was, however, at length discovered, when the knot of listeners instantly
+broke up in the greatest hurry and alarm.</p>
+
+<p>"How now," exclaimed the unexpected intruder&mdash;a person of about thirty
+years of age, of rather slender form, of cold and haughty demeanour, and
+austere countenance&mdash;"How now?" he exclaimed, in a voice whose tones
+were naturally severe&mdash;"what means this idling?&mdash;what do ye all here,
+knaves, in place of attending to your duties?"</p>
+
+<p>Instead of answering this question, the terrified domestics were now
+endeavouring to make off in all directions; but the querist's curiosity,
+or perhaps suspicion, having been excited by what he had seen, he
+instantly arrested their progress, by calling on them, in a voice of
+increased severity and vehemence, to stop.</p>
+
+<p>"Come hither, Johnstone," he exclaimed, addressing one of the
+fugitives&mdash;"I must know what you have been all about." And, without
+waiting for an answer, "Who occupies this apartment?" he inquired,
+pointing to that in which was Chatelard.</p>
+
+<p>"And please ye, my lord," replied Johnstone, bowing with the most
+profound respect&mdash;"ane that we think's no very wise. He's been bletherin
+awa there to himsel, saving yer honour's presence, like a bubbly-jock,
+for this half-hour back, and we can neither mak tap, tail, nor mane o'
+what he's sayin."</p>
+
+<p>"What! a madman, Johnstone?" said the Earl of Murray, the queen's
+half-brother, for it was no less a personage; then hurriedly added, "Who
+is he?&mdash;what is he?&mdash;where is he from?&mdash;when came he hither?"</p>
+
+<p>The man answered categorically&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I dinna ken, my lord, wha he is; but, frae the thinness o' his chafts,
+I tak him to be ane o' your French laun-loupers. He cam to the palace
+about twa hours syne."</p>
+
+<p>The earl's curiosity was now still further excited, and, without saying
+a word more, he drew near to the door of Chatelard's apartment, and
+became also an auditor of the poor poet's unguarded language; but not
+such as it was in the case of the listeners who had preceded him; to him
+that language was perfectly intelligible&mdash;at least to the extent of
+informing him of Chatelard's ambitious love. To Murray this was a secret
+worth knowing; and, in the hope that he might discover this attachment
+to be reciprocal, and thus acquire an additional influence over the
+queen, his sister, at the expense of her reputation, he considered it a
+singularly fortunate incident. Perhaps he expected that it would do even
+more for him than this: that it would eventually help him to the
+accomplishment of certain daring views towards the crown itself, of
+which he was not unsuspected. Whether, however, he was able to trace, in
+distinct and definite lines, any consequences favourable to himself from
+the fact which had just come to his knowledge, it is certain he was
+pleased with the discovery, and considered it as an important
+acquisition. That he viewed it in this light, indeed, was evident even
+by his countenance, cautiously guarded as its expressions ever were.</p>
+
+<p>On being satisfied of the fact of Chatelard's attachment to the queen,
+he withdrew from the door with a look and brief expression of
+satisfaction, and went directly in quest of the chamberlain. On finding
+whom&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"So, Mr Chamberlain," he said, "we have got, I find, another animal
+added to our herd of fawning, drivelling courtiers. Pray, who or what is
+he, this person who has taken up his quarters in the northern gallery,
+and by whose authority has he been installed there?"</p>
+
+<p>"By the queen's, my lord," replied the chamberlain. "I have had express
+and direct orders from the queen herself, to provide the gentleman with
+apartments in the palace, and to see to his suitable entertainment."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, indeed," said the earl, biting his lip, and musing for a moment.
+"By her own express orders!" he repeated. "It is very well." Then, after
+a pause&mdash;"Know ye this favoured person's name, Mr Chamberlain?"</p>
+
+<p>"Chatelard," replied the latter.</p>
+
+<p>"Chatelard! Chatelard!" repeated the earl, mechanically, and again
+musing; "why, I think I have heard of that gallant before. He is one of
+those triflers called poets, me-thinks&mdash;a versifier, a scribbler of
+jingling rhymes. Is it not so?"</p>
+
+<p>"I have heard the queen say so, my lord," replied the chamberlain. "She
+has spoken of him in my hearing as a poet."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! the same, the same," said the earl; "but how obtained he access to
+the queen, know ye?"</p>
+
+<p>"Through his own direct application, my lord. He addressed a poetical
+epistle to her majesty, I understand, from Goodal's hostelry, where he
+had taken up his quarters in the first place, requesting permission to
+wait upon her."</p>
+
+<p>"And it was granted?" interrupted the earl.</p>
+
+<p>"It was, my lord; and he has already had an audience."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah! so!" said the earl, without yet betraying, or having, during any
+part of this conversation, betrayed, the slightest emotion or symptom of
+the deep interest he took in the communications which were being made to
+him. "Know ye," he went on, "if that favour is to be soon again
+conferred on him? When will he again be admitted to the presence?"</p>
+
+<p>"That, my lord, rests on the queen's pleasure; but I hear say that he is
+to attend her again this evening in her sitting apartment."</p>
+
+<p>"So, so," said the earl, nodding his head, as he uttered the words. And,
+turning on his heel, he walked away without further remark.</p>
+
+<p>From the officer with whom he had just been speaking, the Earl of Murray
+carefully concealed the motives which had prompted his inquiries, but
+determined, henceforth, to watch with the utmost vigilance the
+proceedings of the queen and Chatelard, until some circumstance should
+occur that might put them both fairly within his power. Unaware of the
+dangerous surveillance under which he was already placed, it was with a
+delight which only he himself perhaps could feel, that Chatelard
+received, in the evening, the promised invitation from the queen to
+attend her and her ladies in their sitting chamber. The invitation was
+conveyed in some playful verses&mdash;an art in which Mary excelled&mdash;written
+on embossed paper. The enthusiastic poet read the delightful lines a
+thousand times over, dwelt with rapture on each word and phrase, and
+finally kissed the precious document with all the eagerness and fervour
+of a highly-excited and uncontrollable passion. Having indulged in these
+tender sensibilities for some time, Chatelard at length folded up the
+unconscious object of his adoration, thrust it into his bosom, took up a
+small <i>portfeuille</i>, covered with red morocco leather, gilt, and
+embossed, the depository of his poetical effusions, and hurried to the
+apartment of the queen, where he was speedily set to the task of reading
+his compositions, for the entertainment of the assembled fair ones; and
+it is certain that on more than one of them the tender and impassioned
+manner of the bard, as he recited his really beautiful verses, added to
+his highly prepossessing appearance and graceful delivery, made an
+impression by no means favourable to their night's repose. It would,
+however, perhaps be more tedious than interesting to the reader, were we
+to detail all that passed on the night in question in the queen's
+apartment; to record all the witty and pleasant things that were said
+and done by the queen, her ladies, and her poet. Be it enough to say,
+that the latter retired at a pretty late hour; his imprudent passion, we
+cannot say increased&mdash;for of increase it would not admit&mdash;but
+strengthened in its wild and ambitious hopes.</p>
+
+<p>From that fatal night, poor Chatelard firmly believed that his love was
+returned&mdash;that he had inspired in the bosom of Mary a passion as ardent
+as his own. Into this unhappy error the poet's own heated and disturbed
+imagination had betrayed him, by representing in the light of special
+marks of favour, occurrences that were merely the emanations of a kind
+and gentle nature&mdash;thus fatally misled by a passion which, if notorious
+for occasioning groundless fears, is no less so for inspiring unfounded
+hopes. Such, at any rate, was its effect in the case of Chatelard on the
+night in question. On gaining his own chamber, he flung himself into a
+chair, and spent nearly the whole of the remainder of the night in the
+indulgence of the wildest and most extravagant dreams of future bliss;
+for, in the blindness of his passion and tumult of his hopes, he saw no
+dangers, and feared no difficulties.</p>
+
+<p>From this time forward, Chatelard's conduct to the queen became so
+marked and unguarded in various particulars, as to excite her alarm, and
+even to draw down upon the offender some occasional rebukes, although
+these were at first sufficiently gentle and remote. Nor did the
+imprudences of the infatuated poet escape the cold, keen eye of Murray.
+He saw them, and noted them; but took care to wear the semblance of
+unconsciousness. It was not his business to interrupt, by hinting
+suspicions, the progress of an affair which he hoped would, on some
+occasion or other, lead to consequences that he might turn to account.
+Feeling this, it was not for him to help Chatelard and the queen to
+elude his vigilance, and defeat his views, by discovering what he
+observed, and thus putting them on their guard. This was not his
+business; but it was his business to lie concealed, and to spring out on
+his quarry the instant that its position invited to the effort. Coldly
+and sternly, therefore, he watched the motions of Chatelard and his
+sister; but was little satisfied to perceive nothing in the conduct of
+the latter regarding the former which at all spoke of the feelings he
+secretly desired to find. As it was impossible, however, for the earl
+personally to watch all the movements of Chatelard, he looked around him
+for some individual of the queen's household whom he might bribe to
+perform the duties of a spy; and such a one he found amongst the
+attendants whom Mary had brought with her from France, of which country
+he was also a native. The name of this ungrateful and despicable wretch,
+who undertook to betray a kind and generous mistress, whenever he should
+discover anything in her conduct to betray, was Choisseul&mdash;a man of
+pleasing manners and address, but of low and vicious habits. Without any
+certain knowledge of his character, or any previous information
+regarding him, the Earl of Murray's singular tact and penetration at
+once singled him out as a likely person for his purposes. On this
+presumption, he sent for him, and, cautiously and gradually opening him
+up, found that he had judged correctly of his man.</p>
+
+<p>"Choisseul," he said, on that person being ushered into his presence, "I
+have good reason to think that you are one in whom I may put trust; and,
+in this assurance, I have selected you for an especial mark of my
+confidence. Do you know anything of this Chatelard, who has lately come
+to court?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do, my lor'. He is countryman of my own."</p>
+
+<p>"So I understand. Well, then, I'll tell you what it is, Choisseul: I
+believe the fellow has come here for no good&mdash;I believe, in short, that
+he has designs upon the queen. Now, my good fellow, will you undertake
+to ascertain this for me? Will you watch their proceedings, watch them
+narrowly, and give me instant information of anything suspicious that
+may come to your knowledge&mdash;and ye shall not miss of your reward?" added
+the earl, now opening a little desk which stood before him, and taking
+from it a well-filled purse.</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul, with many bows and grimaces, readily undertook to play the
+knave, and, with still more, took the price of his knavery, the purse
+already alluded to, which the earl now handed him.</p>
+
+<p>"Now, Choisseul," said Murray, just before dismissing the miscreant, "I
+may depend on you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Mine honneur," replied the Frenchman, placing his hand on his breast,
+with a theatrical air, and bowing to the ground as he pronounced the
+words&mdash;"Je suis votre serviteur till die."</p>
+
+<p>"Enough," said the earl, waving his hand as a signal to him to retire;
+"be vigilant and prompt in communicating with me when you have anything
+of consequence to say."</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul again bowed low, and left the apartment. In the meantime, the
+gallant, accomplished, but imprudent Chatelard, hurried blindly along by
+the impetuosity of his passion, and altogether unsettled by the
+intoxicating belief that his love was returned&mdash;a belief which had now
+taken so fast a hold of his understanding that nothing could loosen
+it&mdash;proceeded from one impropriety to another, till he at length
+committed one which all but brought matters to a crisis; and this was
+avoided only by its having escaped the vigilance of Choisseul, and
+having been compassionately concealed by the queen herself.</p>
+
+<p>On retiring one night, early in February, 1563, to her sleeping
+apartment, Mary and her attendants were suddenly alarmed by an
+extraordinary movement in a small closet or wardrobe, in which was kept
+the clothes the queen was in the habit of daily using. The maids would
+have screamed out and fled from the apartment, but were checked in both
+these feminine resorts by observing the calm and collected manner of
+their mistress, in which there was not the slightest appearance of
+perturbation.</p>
+
+<p>"Ladies, ladies," she exclaimed, laughingly, as her attendants were
+about to rush out of the room, "what a pretty pair of heroines ye are!
+Shame, shame! ye surely would not leave your mistress alone, in the
+midst of such a perilous adventure as this. Come hither," she added, at
+the same time stepping towards her toilet, and taking up a small silver
+lamp that burned on it, "and let us see who this intruder is&mdash;whether
+ghost or gallant."</p>
+
+<p>Saying this&mdash;her maids having returned, reassured by her
+intrepidity&mdash;she proceeded, with steady step, towards the suspected
+closet, seized the door by the handle, flung it boldly open, and
+discovered, to the astonished eyes of her attendants, and to her own
+inexpressible amazement, the poet Chatelard, armed with sword and
+dagger. For some seconds the queen uttered not a syllable; but a flush
+of indignation and of insulted pride suffused her exquisitely lovely
+countenance.</p>
+
+<p>"Chatelard," she at length said, in a tone of calm severity, and with a
+dignity of manner becoming her high state and lineage, "come forth and
+answer for this daring and atrocious conduct, this unheard-of insolence
+and presumption." Chatelard obeyed, and was about to throw himself at
+her feet, when she sternly forbade him.</p>
+
+<p>"I want no apologies, presumptuous man," she said&mdash;"no craving of
+forgiveness. I want explanation of this infamous proceeding, and that I
+demand of you in the presence of my attendants here. Know ye not, sir,"
+she went on, "that your head is forfeited by this offence, and that I
+have but to give the word, and the forfeit will be exacted?"</p>
+
+<p>"I know it, I know it," exclaimed Chatelard, persisting in throwing
+himself on his knees; "but the threat has no terrors for me. It is your
+displeasure alone&mdash;fairest, brightest of God's creatures&mdash;that I fear.
+It is&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Peace, Chatelard," interrupted Mary, peremptorily. "What mean ye by
+this language, sir? Would ye cut yourself off from all hope of pardon,
+by adding offence upon offence? Rise, sir, and leave this apartment
+instantly, I command you; I will now hear neither explanation nor
+apology."</p>
+
+<p>"Then, will you forgive me?" said Chatelard; "will you forgive a
+presumption of which&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"I will hear no more, sir," again interrupted the queen, indignantly.
+"Begone, sir! Remain another instant, and I give the alarm. Your life
+depends on your obedience." And Mary placed her hand on a small silver
+bell, from which had she drawn the slightest sound, the poet's doom was
+sealed, and she would have rung his funeral knell.</p>
+
+<p>Chatelard now slowly rose from his knees, folded his arms across his
+breast, and with downcast look, but without uttering another word,
+strode out of the apartment. When he had gone, the queen, no longer
+supported by the excitement occasioned by the presence of the intruder,
+flung herself into a chair, greatly agitated and deadly pale. Here she
+sat in silence for several minutes, evidently employed in endeavouring
+to obtain a view of the late singular occurrence in all its bearings,
+and in determining on the course which she herself ought to pursue
+regarding it.</p>
+
+<p>Having seemingly satisfied herself on these points&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Ladies," she at length said&mdash;these ladies were two of her Maries, Mary
+Livingstone and Mary Fleeming&mdash;"this is a most extraordinary
+circumstance. Rash, thoughtless, presumptuous man, how could he have
+been so utterly lost to every sense of propriety and of his own peril,
+as to think of an act of such daring insolence?"</p>
+
+<p>"Poor man, I pity him," here simply, but naturally enough, perhaps,
+interrupted Mary Fleeming. "Doubtless, madam, you will report the matter
+instantly to the earl?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, Mary, I know not if I will, after all," replied the queen. "I
+perhaps ought to do so; but methinks it would be hardly creditable to
+me, as a woman, to bring this poor thoughtless young man to the
+scaffold, whither, you know, my stern brother would have him instantly
+dragged, if he knew of his offence; and besides, ladies," went on the
+queen, in whose gentle bosom the kindly feelings of her nature had now
+completely triumphed over those of insulted dignity and pride, "I know
+not how far I am myself to blame in this matter. I fear me, I ought to
+have been more guarded in my conduct towards this infatuated young man.
+I should have kept him at a greater distance, and been more cautious of
+admitting him to familiar converse, since he has evidently misconstrued
+our affability and condescension. There may have been error there, you
+see, ladies."</p>
+
+<p>"Yet," said Mary Livingstone, "methinks the daring insolence of the man
+ought not to go altogether unpunished, madam. If he has chosen to
+misconstrue, it can be no fault of yours."</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps not," replied Mary. "As a queen, I certainly ought to give him
+up to the laws; but as a woman I cannot. Yet shall he not go unpunished.
+He shall be forthwith banished from our court and kingdom. To-morrow I
+shall cause it to be intimated to him that he leave our court instantly,
+and Scotland within four-and-twenty hours thereafter, on pain of our
+highest displeasure, and peril of disclosure of his crime."</p>
+
+<p>Having thus spoken, and having obtained a promise of secresy regarding
+Chatelard's offence from her two attendants, Mary retired for the night,
+not however, quite assured that she was pursuing the right course for
+her own reputation, in thus screening the guilt of the poet; but
+nevertheless determined, at all risks, to save him, in this instance at
+least, from the consequence of his indiscretion. On the following
+morning, the queen despatched a note to Chatelard, to the purpose which
+we have represented her as expressing on the preceding night, and, in
+obedience to the command it contained, he instantly left the palace, but
+in a state of indescribable mental agitation and distraction; for in the
+determination expressed by the queen he saw at once an end to all his
+wild hopes, and more unendurable still, an assurance that he had wholly
+mistaken the feelings with which Mary regarded him. We have said that
+Chatelard obeyed one of the injunctions of the queen&mdash;that was, to leave
+the palace instantly. He did so; but whether he conformed to the other
+the sequel will show.</p>
+
+<p>Two days after the occurrences just related, Mary set out for St.
+Andrew's; taking the route of the Queensferry, and sleeping the first
+night at Dunfermline, and the second at Burntisland. On the evening of
+her arrival at the latter place, the queen, fatigued by her journey,
+which had been prolonged by hunting and hawking, retired early to her
+apartment. Here she had not been many minutes, when the door was thrown
+suddenly open, and Chatelard entered.</p>
+
+<p>"What! again, Chatelard!" exclaimed Mary, with the utmost indignation
+and astonishment. "What means this, sir? How have you dared to intrude
+yourself again into my apartment?"</p>
+
+<p>Without making any reply to this salutation, Chatelard threw himself on
+his knees before the queen, and, seizing the skirt of her robe, implored
+her pardon for his presumption; adding, that he had been impelled to
+this second intrusion solely by a desire to explain to her the motives
+of his former conduct, which, he said, had been wrongly interpreted, and
+to bid her farewell before he went into the banishment to which she had
+doomed him.</p>
+
+<p>"Rise, sir, rise," said Mary; "I will listen to no explanations forced
+on me in this extraordinary manner. I desire that you instantly quit
+this apartment. This repetition of your offence, sir, I will neither
+bear with nor overlook. Rise, I command you, and begone!"</p>
+
+<p>Instead of obeying, the infatuated poet not only persisted in remaining
+in the position he was in, but, still keeping hold of the queen's robe,
+began to speak the language of passion and love. The queen endeavoured
+to release herself from his hold, and was in the act of attempting to do
+so, when the door of the apartment, which Chatelard had closed behind
+him, was violently thrown open, and the Earl of Murray entered. Having
+advanced two or three steps, he stood still, and, folding his arms
+across his breast, looked sternly, but in silence, first at the queen,
+and then at Chatelard; keeping, at the same time, sufficiently near the
+door to prevent the escape of the latter, in case he should make such an
+attempt. Having gazed on them for some time without opening his lips,
+but with an ominous expression of countenance&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Well, Sir Poet," he at length said, addressing Chatelard, with cold
+deliberation, "pray do me the favour to enlighten me as to the meaning
+of your having thus intruded yourself into the queen's apartment. Why do
+I find you here, sir, and wherefore have I found you in the position
+from which you have just now risen? Pray, sir, explain."</p>
+
+<p>"I came here, my lord," replied Chatelard, with firmness and dignity,
+"to take leave of Her Majesty before returning to France, for which I
+set out to-morrow."</p>
+
+<p>An ironical and incredulous smile played on the stern countenance of
+Murray. "A strange place this, methinks, and a strange season, for
+leave-taking; and yet stranger than all the language in which I just now
+heard you speak. You are aware, I presume, sir," he added, "that you are
+just now in the queen's sleeping apartment, where none dare intrude but
+on the peril of their lives. But probably, madam," he said, now turning
+to the queen, without waiting any reply to his last remark, "you can
+explain the meaning of this extraordinary scene."</p>
+
+<p>"You had better, my lord," replied Mary, evasively&mdash;for she was still
+reluctant to commit the unfortunate poet&mdash;"obtain what explanations you
+desire from Chatelard himself. He surely is the fittest person to
+explain his own conduct."</p>
+
+<p>"True, madam," said Murray, sneeringly, "but I thought it not by any
+means improbable that you might be as well informed on the point in
+question as the gentleman himself."</p>
+
+<p>"Your insinuation is rude, my lord," replied the queen, haughtily; and,
+without vouchsafing any other remark, walked away to the further end of
+the apartment, leaving the earl and Chatelard together.</p>
+
+<p>Murray now saw, from the perfectly composed and independent manner of
+the queen, that he could make out nothing to her prejudice from the case
+before him, nor elicit the slightest evidence of anything like
+connivance, on the part of Mary, at Chatelard's intrusion. Seeing this,
+he determined on proceeding against the unfortunate poet with the utmost
+rigour to which his imprudence had exposed him, in the hope that
+severity would wring from him such confessions as would implicate the
+queen.</p>
+
+<p>Having come to this resolution&mdash;"Sir," he said, addressing Chatelard,
+"prepare to abide the consequences of your presumption." And he
+proceeded to the door, called an attendant, and desired him to send the
+captain of the guard and a party to him instantly.</p>
+
+<p>In a few minutes, they appeared, when the earl, addressing the officer
+just named, and pointing to Chatelard, desired him to put that gentleman
+in ward; and the latter was immediately hurried out of the apartment.
+When the guard, with their prisoner, had left the queen's chamber, the
+earl walked up to Mary, who, with her head leaning pensively on her
+hand, had been silently contemplating the proceedings that were going
+forward in her apartment.</p>
+
+<p>"Madam," said Murray, on approaching her, "I think you may consider
+yourself in safety for this night, at any rate, from any further
+intrusion from this itinerant versifier; and it shall be my fault if he
+ever again annoys you or any one else."</p>
+
+<p>"What, brother!" exclaimed Mary, in evident alarm at this ambiguous, but
+ominous hint&mdash;"you will not surely proceed to extremities against the
+unfortunate young man?"</p>
+
+<p>"By St Bride, but I will though," replied Murray, angrily. "Why, madam,
+has not your reputation as a woman, and your dignity as a queen, both
+been assailed by this insolent foreigner, in the daring act he has
+done?"</p>
+
+<p>"Nay, my lord," replied the queen, haughtily, "methinks it will take
+much more than this to affect my reputation. I indeed marvel much to
+hear you speak thus, my lord. My dignity, again, can be debased only by
+mine own acts, and cannot be affected by the act of another."</p>
+
+<p>"Nevertheless, madam," rejoined her brother, "ye cannot stop slanderous
+tongues, and I know not how the world may construe this circumstance.
+Both your honour and station require that this presumtuous knave suffer
+the penalty of his crime in its utmost rigour. What would the world say
+else? Why, it would have suspicions that ought not for an instant to be
+associated with the name of Mary Stuart."</p>
+
+<p>"But you will not have his life taken, brother?" said Mary, in a gentle
+tone&mdash;subdued by the thoughts of the severe doom that threatened the
+unfortunate gentleman, and placing her hand affectionately on the earl's
+arm as she spoke. "Can ye not banish him forth of the realm, or imprison
+him&mdash;anything short of death, which, methinks, would be, after all, hard
+measure for the offence?"</p>
+
+<p>"You have reasons, doubtless, madam," said the earl, coldly and bluntly,
+"for this tenderness."</p>
+
+<p>"I have," said Mary, indignantly; "but not, my lord, such as you would
+seem to insinuate. My reasons are, humanity and a feeling of compassion
+for the misguided and unhappy youth."</p>
+
+<p>"Chatelard shall have such mercy, madam, as your Majesty's Privy Council
+may deem him deserving of," replied the earl, turning round on his heel,
+and quitting the apartment.</p>
+
+<p>On leaving the presence of the queen, the Earl of Murray retired to his
+own chamber where he was shortly after, waited upon by Choisseul, who
+had been for some time watching his return.</p>
+
+<p>"Ha, Choisseul art there?" said the earl, with an unusual expression of
+satisfaction on his countenance, on the former's entrance. "Thou hast
+done well, friend: I found matters exactly as you stated, and am obliged
+by the promptness and accuracy of your information."</p>
+
+<p>"Vere happy, my lor', I am serve to your satisfaction," replied
+Choisseul, bowing low. "I vas vatch Monsieur Chatelard as vone cat shall
+vatch vone leetle mice, and did caught him at las."</p>
+
+<p>"You did well, Choisseul, and shall be suitably recompensed. Dost know
+how the fellow came here, and when?"</p>
+
+<p>"He did come in vone leetle barque, my lor' from over de riviere, on de
+todder side opposite."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, so!" said the earl. "Well, you may now retire, Choisseul. To-morrow
+I shall see to your reward."</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul bowed, and withdrew.</p>
+
+<p>When he had retired, the earl sat down to a small writing table, and,
+late as the hour was, began writing with great assiduity&mdash;an employment
+at which he continued until he had written eight or ten different
+letters, each of considerable length. These were addressed to various
+members of the Queen's Privy Council in Edinburgh, and to some of the
+law officers of the crown. They were all nearly copies of each other,
+and contained an account of Chatelard's conduct, with a charge to the
+several parties addressed to repair to St. Andrews on the second day
+following, for the purpose of holding a court on the offender, and
+awarding him such punishment as the case might seem to demand.</p>
+
+<p>On the day succeeding that on which the occurrence just related took
+place, the queen and her retinue proceeded to St. Andrews, whither the
+prisoner Chatelard was also carried; and, on the next again, the
+unfortunate gentleman was brought to trial, the scene of which was an
+apartment in the Castle of St Andrews, which had been hastily prepared
+for the occasion. In the centre of this apartment was placed a large
+oblong oaken table, covered with crimson velvet, and surrounded by a
+circle of high-backed chairs, with cushions covered with the same
+material. These were subsequently occupied by eight or ten persons of
+the Privy Council, including Mary's secretary of state, Maitland of
+Lethington, who sat at one end of the table. At the opposite end sat the
+Earl of Murray; the prisoner occupying a place in the centre at one of
+the sides. During the investigation which followed into the offence of
+Chatelard, the Earl of Murray made repeated indirect attempts to lead
+him to make statements prejudicial to the queen; urging him, with a show
+of candour and pretended regard for justice, to inform the court of
+anything and everything which he thought might be available in his
+defence, without regard to the rank or condition of those whom such
+statements might implicate. This language was too plain to be
+misunderstood. Every one present perceived that it conveyed a pointed
+allusion to the queen. Chatelard, amongst the rest, felt that it did so,
+and indignantly repelled the insinuation.</p>
+
+<p>"I have none," he said, "to accuse but myself; nothing to blame but my
+own folly. Folly, did I say?" went on the fearless enthusiast; "it was
+no folly&mdash;it was love, love, love&mdash;all-powerful love&mdash;love for her, the
+noblest, the loveliest of created beings, for whom I could die ten
+thousand deaths. It was love for her who has been to me the breath of
+life, the light of mine eyes, the idol of my heart; around which were
+entwined all the feelings and susceptibilities of my nature, even as the
+ivy entwines the tree&mdash;the constant theme of my dreams by night; the
+sole subject of my thoughts by day. It has been hinted to me that I may
+blame freely, where to blame may serve me. But whom shall I blame? Not
+her, surely, who is the object of my idolatry&mdash;my sun, moon, and
+stars&mdash;my heaven, my soul, my existence. Not her, surely; for she is
+faultless as the unborn babe, pure and spotless as the snow-wreath in
+the hollow of the mountain. Who shall maintain the contrary fies in his
+throat, and is a foul-mouthed, villanous slanderer."</p>
+
+<p>Here the enthusiastic and somewhat incoherent speaker was abruptly
+interrupted by Maitland of Lethington, who, rising to his feet, and
+resting his hands on the low table around which Chatelard's judges were
+seated, said, looking at the prisoner&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Friend, ye must speak to your defence, if ye would speak at all. This
+that you have said is nothing to the purpose; and you cannot be
+permitted to take up the time of this court with such rhapsodies as
+these, that make not for any point of your accusation. Think ye not so,
+my lords?" he added, glancing around the table.</p>
+
+<p>Several nods of assent spoke acquiescence. When Maitland had concluded&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"I have done, then, my lords," said Chatelard, bowing, and seating
+himself. "I have no more to say."</p>
+
+<p>A short conversation now took place amongst the prisoner's judges, when
+sentence of death was unanimously agreed to, and he was ordered to be
+beheaded on the following day, the 22d of February, 1563.</p>
+
+<p>On the rising of the court, the Earl of Murray repaired to the queen,
+and informed her of the doom awarded against Chatelard. Mary was greatly
+affected by the intelligence. She burst into tears, exclaiming&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, unhappy, thrice unhappy, countenance! thou hast been given me for a
+curse, instead of a blessing&mdash;the ruin of these who love me best&mdash;that,
+by inspiring a silly passion, at once dangerous and worthless, will not
+permit one to remain near me in the character of friend! My lord, my
+lord," she continued, in great agitation, "can you not, will you not
+save the unhappy young man? I beseech thee, I implore thee, by the ties
+of consanguinity that connect us, by the duty ye owe to me as thy
+sovereign, to spare his life!"</p>
+
+<p>"You know not what you ask, madam," replied Murray, stalking up and down
+the apartment. "How can his life be spared consistently with your
+honour? Save him, and you will set a thousand slanderous tongues
+a-wagging. It may not, must not, be."</p>
+
+<p>Mary herself could not deny the force of this remark, and, finding she
+had nothing to oppose to it, she flung herself into a chair, and again
+burst into tears. In this condition the earl left her, to give orders
+respecting the execution of Chatelard on the following day, and to put
+another proceeding in train for obtaining that result which he had aimed
+at on the trial of the unfortunate young man. Sending again for
+Choisseul&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Friend," he said, on that person's entering the apartment, "I wish
+another small piece of service at your hands."</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul bowed, and expressed his readiness to do anything he might be
+required to do.</p>
+
+<p>"I vas proud to discharge all de drops of my blood in your service, my
+lor'," said the knave, with a profound obeisance.</p>
+
+<p>The earl carelessly nodded approbation.</p>
+
+<p>"To-night, then, Choisseul," he went on, "you will repair to the dungeon
+in which Chatelard is confined. You will see him as a friend. You
+understand me?"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, well, my lor', vere well."</p>
+
+<p>"Just so. Well, then, you will hint to him that you have reason to
+believe he might yet save his life by confessing a participation in his
+guilt on the part of the queen. You may add, though not as from me, of
+course, that I have no doubt of his having been encouraged to those
+liberties for which his life is forfeited; and you may say that you know
+I feel for him, and would readily procure his pardon, if he would only
+give me a reasonable ground or pretext for doing so, by showing that
+there were <i>others</i> equally in fault with him. Do you entirely
+understand me, Choisseul?"</p>
+
+<p>"Entirely, my lor'," replied the latter; "bright, clear, as noonday at
+the sun."</p>
+
+<p>"So, then, return to me when you have seen Chatelard, and let me know
+the result," said the earl.</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul once more withdrew, to perform the treacherous and knavish
+part assigned him. About midnight he sought the dungeon of the unhappy
+gentleman, and, having been admitted by the guards, found him busily
+employed in writing; the indulgence of a lamp, with pen, ink, and paper,
+having, at his most earnest request, been afforded him. Indeed, these
+were more readily and willingly given than he was aware of. They were
+given in the hope that he would commit something to writing which,
+without his intending it, might compromise the character of the queen.
+But in this her enemies were disappointed.</p>
+
+<p>On Choisseul's entering Chatelard's dungeon, the latter, as we have
+already said, was busily engaged in writing. He was inditing a last
+farewell to the queen in verse. On this employment he was so intent,
+that he did not observe, or at least pay any attention to, the entrance
+of Choisseul, but continued writing on till he had completed his task,
+which now, however, occupied only a very few minutes. On finishing&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"'Tis done," he said, and threw down his pen with violence on the table.
+"These are the last notes of the harp of Chatelard. Ha, Choisseul!" he
+immediately added, and only now for the first time seeming conscious of
+that person's presence; "I am glad to see you, my countryman. This is
+kind. I thought there were none in this strange land to care for me. But
+they shall see, Choisseul," he added, proudly, "how a Frenchman and a
+poet can die. That is, boldly and bravely. He were no true poet whose
+soul was not elevated above the fear of death. I said, my friend," he
+went on, after a momentary pause, and sighing deeply as he spoke, "that
+I thought there were none in this land to care for me, or to sorrow for
+me&mdash;and perhaps it is so; but there is one, Choisseul, whom I would not
+willingly believe indifferent to my fate. She surely, much as I have
+offended her, will say, 'Poor Chatelard!' Nay, methinks I see a tear
+standing in that peerless eye, when she recalls the memory of her
+departed poet. That&mdash;that, Choisseul," said the unhappy captive, with an
+enthusiasm which even the near approach of death had not been able to
+abate&mdash;"that would be something worth dying for!"</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul smiled.</p>
+
+<p>"You hold your life lightly, indeed, Chatelard," he said, speaking in
+his native language, "if you think its loss compensated by a woman's
+tear."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Choisseul, but such a woman!" exclaimed Chatelard.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, well," replied the former, again smiling; "but you can have no
+doubt that <i>she</i> at least will regret your death. <i>She</i> loved you too
+well not to deplore your fate."</p>
+
+<p>"Did she?" exclaimed Chatelard, eagerly, and with such a look of inquiry
+and doubt as greatly disappointed the asserter. "You know who I mean,
+then; but how know ye that which you have just now said? Assure me that
+ye speak true, Choisseul, and I shall die happy."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, bah! you know it yourself, my friend, better than I," replied the
+latter. "No use in concealing it now," he added, with an intelligent
+look.</p>
+
+<p>"Concealing what, sir?" said Chatelard, in a tone of mingled surprise
+and displeasure.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, the affection the queen entertained for you," replied Choisseul.
+"We all know, my friend, you would not have done what you did, had she
+not encouraged your addresses. And I'll tell you what, Chatelard," he
+went on, "I have reason to believe that your life would yet be spared,
+if you would only show that this was so."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, I understand you," said Chatelard, with suppressed passion. "If I
+will accuse the queen&mdash;if I will put her in the power of her
+enemies&mdash;her enemies will be obliged to me. In other words, I may save
+my life by sacrificing her reputation; and it would be little matter
+whether what I said should be true or not. Is it not so, Choisseul?"
+Then, without waiting for an answer&mdash;"Villain, devil that thou art," he
+exclaimed, now suddenly giving full swing to the passion that had been
+raised within him, "how hast thou dared to come to me with such an
+infamous proposal as this? Didst think, most dastardly knave, that my
+soul was as mean as thine own? Begone, begone, ruffian! Thy presence,
+thy breath, pollutes my dungeon more than the fetid damps that exhale
+from its walls&mdash;more than the noxious reptiles that crawl on its floor.
+Begone! begone, I say!" And he seized the now trembling caitiff by the
+throat, and dashed him against the door of the cell, with a violence
+that instantly brought in the guards who were stationed on the outside.
+These, seeing how matters stood, hurried Choisseul out of the dungeon,
+and again secured the door on its unfortunate inmate.</p>
+
+<p>On leaving Chatelard, Choisseul repaired to the Earl of Murray, but with
+infinitely less confidence in his looks and manner than on the former
+occasion when his villany had been successful. To the earl he detailed
+the particulars of his interview with Chatelard; not forgetting to
+mention the rough treatment he had received from the infuriated poet.</p>
+
+<p>"Then he'll confess nothing, Choisseul?" said Murray, when the former
+had done speaking.</p>
+
+<p>"Not anything at all, my lor'. Dere is no hope; for he make no more of
+dying than I do of taking vone leetle pinch of snuff."</p>
+
+<p>"Obstinate fool," exclaimed the earl, evidently chagrined and
+disappointed. "Let him die, then! You may retire, Choisseul," he
+abruptly added.</p>
+
+<p>Choisseul obeyed.</p>
+
+<p>"His execution, at any rate, shall be public," said the earl to himself,
+when the latter had left him. "Perhaps he may make some confession on
+the scaffold, and it will be well to have it amply testified."</p>
+
+<p>On the following day, Chatelard was led out to execution, when his
+gentleman-like appearance and noble bearing excited the utmost sympathy
+of the crowd. On ascending the scaffold, he pulled a small volume from
+his pocket, opened it, and read aloud, with great dignity and composure,
+Ronsard's Hymn on Death. When he had done, he turned towards that part
+of the Castle of St Andrew's where he supposed the queen to be, and,
+kissing his hand, waved a graceful adieu, exclaiming&mdash;"Farewell,
+loveliest and most cruel princess whom the world contains!"</p>
+
+<p>Having uttered these words, he laid his head, with the utmost composure,
+on the block. The axe of the executioner fell, and the high-souled,
+accomplished, but enthusiastic Chatelard was no more.</p>
+
+<hr style="width: 65%;" />
+
+<h3 class="p3"><a name="16">CHRISTIE OF THE CLEEK.</a></h3>
+
+<p class="p2">Though the records of history and everyday experience teach us that
+human nature, when pressed beyond certain limits by the force of stern
+necessity, loses all trace of the lineaments of the lord of the
+creation, and degenerates as far below the grade of brute existence as
+it is, when not subjected to any such power, above it; yet it is
+remarkable how determinedly mankind cling to a sceptical incredulity in
+regard to those facts which derogate, in a very great degree, from the
+dignity of the character of their species. The story of Christiecleek
+has been considered by many as only fit for being, what it has been for
+five hundred years, a nursery bugbear, and yet it is narrated by Winton,
+one of the least credulous of historians, was attended by circumstances
+rendering it highly probable at the time, and has been corroborated by
+instances of <i>civilised</i> cannabalism, produced by necessity, in cases of
+shipwreck, of almost yearly occurrence.</p>
+
+<p>The united powers of war and famine, which have so often poured forth
+their fury on the devoted head of poor Scotland, at no time exhibited
+greater malignity than in the beginning of the reign of David II. For
+about fifty years, the country had scarcely ever enjoyed a year of
+quiet&mdash;with, perhaps, the exception of a short period of the reign of
+Bruce. Repeatedly swept from one end to the other by the invading armies
+of the Edwards, carrying the sword and the faggot in every direction,
+she was, on the very instant of the departure of the foreign foes (in
+all cases starved out of a burned and devastated land), laid hold of by
+the harpies of intestine wars. The strong resilient energies of the
+country could have thrown off the effects of one attack, however severe
+and however protracted; but a series of incursions of the same disease,
+at intervals allowing of no time for recruiting her powers, produced a
+political marasmus&mdash;a confirmed famine&mdash;one of the most dreadful evils,
+including in itself all others, that ever was visited on mankind.</p>
+
+<p>It would be difficult to draw a picture&mdash;because imagination falls short
+of the powers of a proper portraiture&mdash;of the misery and desolation of
+Scotland at the time we have mentioned. The land had got gradually out
+of cultivation, and the herds of black cattle and sheep, on which the
+people relied, in default of the productive powers of agriculture, had
+been either driven into England, or consumed by the myriads of soldiers
+of the English invading armies. Great numbers of the people, having
+nothing wherewith to allay the pangs of hunger, though they had plenty
+of money, quitted their country in despair, and took refuge in Flanders.
+Those who had no money to pay their passage, left their homes, and
+betook themselves to the woods, where, to appease their agonies, they
+lay on the ground, and devoured, like the inhabitants of their sties,
+the acorns and the nuts that had fallen from the trees. In the want of
+these, the very branches were laid hold of and gnawed; and many poor
+creatures were found lying dead, with the half-masticated boughs in
+their clenched hands. The only remedial influence that was experienced,
+was the growth of dysenteries and other intestine diseases, which,
+produced by hunger and becoming epidemic, kindly swept off thousands who
+would otherwise have died of protracted famine.</p>
+
+<p>At a wild spot near the Grampian Hills, a number of destitute beings had
+collected, for the purpose of catching deer (a few of which still
+remained), to keep in the spark of life. They agreed to associate
+together, and divide their prey, which was dressed in a mountain cave,
+where they had assembled. Every morning they sallied forth, women and
+all, on the dreadful errand of taking advantage of chance, in supplying
+them with any species of wild animals that came in their way, to satisfy
+the imperative demands of hunger. They got a few creatures at first,
+consisting chiefly of hares and foxes, and occasionally wolves, as
+ferocious and hungry as their captors; and such was the extremity to
+which they were often reduced, that they sat down on the spot where the
+animals were caught, divided the smoking limbs among their number, and
+devoured them without any culinary preparation.</p>
+
+<p>This supply very soon ceased&mdash;the animals in the neighbourhood having
+either been consumed or frightened away to more inaccessible places. The
+wretched beings, like others in their situation, had recourse to the
+woods for acorns; but the time of the year had passed, and no nuts were
+to be found. Weakness preyed on their limbs; and several of their
+number, unable longer to go in search of food, which was nowhere to be
+found, lay on the floor of the cavern in the agonies of a hunger which
+their stronger companions, concerned for their own fate, would not
+alleviate. All ties between the members of the association began to give
+way before the despair of absolute famine. They ceased all personal
+communication; silence, feeding on the morbid forms of misery called up
+by diseased imaginations, reigned throughout the society of skeletons,
+and hollow eyes, which spoke unutterable things, glanced through the
+gloom of the cavern, where a glimmering fire, on which they had, for a
+time, prepared the little meat they had procured, was still kept up, by
+adding a few pieces of wood from the neighbouring forest. No notice was
+taken of each other's agonies, nor could the groans which mixed and
+sounded with a hollow noise through the dark recess, have been
+distinguished by the ear of sympathy; an occasional scream from a female
+sufferer who experienced a paroxysm of more than her ordinary agony, was
+only capable of fixing the attention for an instant, till individual
+pain laid hold again of the tortured feelings.</p>
+
+<p>A person of the name of Andrew Christie, a butcher, originally from
+Perth, had endeavoured, at first, to organise the society, with a view
+to save himself and his fellow-sufferers. He was a strong, hardy man;
+and, if any of the number could be said to retain a small portion of
+self-command, in the midst of the horrible scene of suffering which
+surrounded them, it was this man. He was still able to walk, though with
+difficulty, and continued to feed the fire, going out occasionally and
+seizing on grubs that were to be found about the mouth of the cavern.
+The others were unable to follow his example, and even he latterly was
+unfitted for his loathsome search. All were now nearly in the same
+predicament: agony and despair reigned throughout, to the exclusion of a
+single beam of hope of any one ever again visiting the haunts of man. At
+Christie's side a woman ceased to groan; an intermission of agony was a
+circumstance, and the only circumstance to be remarked. The thought
+struck him she was dead; he laid his hand upon her mouth to be assured
+of the fact; she was no more! The dead body was a talisman in the temple
+of misery&mdash;in a short time, that body was gone!</p>
+
+<p>The Rubicon of the strongest of natural prejudices was passed, with the
+goading furies of hunger and despair behind. A prejudice overcome is an
+acquisition of liberty, though it may be for evil. The death of the
+woman had saved them all from death; but the efficacy of the salvation
+would postpone a similar course of relief. Christie saw the predicament
+of his friends, and proposed in the hollow, husky voice of starvation,
+that one of their number should die by lot, and that then, having
+recovered strength, they should proceed to the mountain pass and procure
+victims.</p>
+
+<p>This oration was received with <i>groans</i>, meant to be of applause. The
+lot of death fell on another woman, who was sacrificed to the prevailing
+demon. A consequent recovery of strength now fitted the survivors for
+their dreadful task. They proceeded to the mountain pass, headed by
+Christie, and killed a traveller, by knocking him on the head with a
+hammer,and then removed him to the cavern, where his body was treated in
+the same manner as that of the woman on whom the lot of death had
+fallen. They repeated this operation whenever their hunger returned;
+making no selection of their victims, unless when there was a choice
+between a foot-passenger and a horseman&mdash;the latter of whom, always
+preferred for the sake of his horse, was dragged from his seat with a
+large iron hook, fixed to the end of a pole&mdash;an invention of Christie's,
+serving afterwards to give him the dreadful name by which he became so
+well known. That which hunger at first suggested became afterwards a
+matter of choice, if not of fiendish delight. The silent process of
+assuaging the pain arising from want subsequently changed into a banquet
+of cannibals; the song of rivalry was sounded in dithyrambic measure
+over the dead body of the victim, and the corrybantic dance of the
+wretches who required to still conscience by noise, or die, was footed
+to the wild music which, escaping from the cavern, rung among the hills.
+Such were the obsequies which Scotchmen, resigning the nature of man,
+amidst unheard-of agonies, celebrated over the corpses of their
+countrymen.</p>
+
+<p>These things reached the ears of government; and an armed force was
+despatched to the hills to seize the cannibals. Several of them were
+caught; but Christie and some others escaped, and were never captured.
+The bones of their victims were collected, and conveyed to Perth; where,
+upon being counted, it appeared that they had killed no fewer than
+thirty travellers. From these transactions sprung that name,
+Christiecleek, which is so familiar to the ears of Scotchmen.
+"Christiecleek! Christiecleek!" became instantly the national nursery
+bugbear. No child would cry after the charmed name escaped from the lips
+of the nurse; and even old people shuddered at the mention of a term
+which produced ideas so revolting to human nature, and so derogatory of
+Scottish character.</p>
+
+<p>Now it is said that, some time after the performance of the dreadful
+tragedy we have narrated, an old man in the town of Dumfries, who had
+three children by his wife, quarrelled her often for the use of a term
+intended simply to pacify her children when they cried, but which he
+declared was too much even for his ears. He was a respectable merchant,
+had earned a considerable sum of money by his trade, and was reputed a
+most godly man, attending divine service regularly, and performing all
+the domestic duties with order and great suavity of manner. His
+neighbours looked up to him with love and respect, and solicited his
+counsel in their difficulties. His name&mdash;David Maxwell&mdash;was applauded in
+the neighbourhood, and he received great sympathy from all who knew him,
+in consequence of having, as was reported, lost an only brother among
+Christiecleek's victims&mdash;a fact he had concealed from his wife, till her
+use of the name compelled him to mention it to her, but which afterwards
+came to be well known.</p>
+
+<p>The silence of the mother had, however, no effect upon the urchins, who,
+the more they were requested to cease terrifying each other by their
+national <i>terriculamentum</i>, "Christiecleek," the more terrible it
+appeared to them, and the more they used it. If they abstained from the
+use of the word in the presence of their parents, they were the more
+ready to have recourse to it in the passages of the house, and in the
+dark rooms, and wherever the dreaded being might be supposed to be. The
+pastime was general throughout Scotland; and David Maxwell's children
+only followed an example which has been repeated for five hundred years.
+"Christiecleek!&mdash;Christiecleek!" What Scotchman has not heard the
+dreaded words? Time rolled on, and the Misses Maxwell resigned their
+childish pastime for the duties of women. Their father had become a very
+old man; and the attentions which their mother could not bestow, were
+willingly yielded by the young women, who were remarked as being very
+beautiful, as well as very good. They loved their father dearly, and
+looked upon their filial duties as willing tributes of affection. After
+they became intrusted with the secret, they substituted for the cry of
+their youth, which had given their father so much pain, pity for the
+brother of the victim of the execrated fiend.</p>
+
+<p>At last David Maxwell came to die; and, as he lay on his bed, surrounded
+by his wife and daughters, he seemed to be wrestling with some dreadful
+thought which allowed him no rest, but wrung from him, incessantly,
+heavy groans and muttered prayers. His wife pressed him to open his
+heart to her, or, if he was disinclined to repose that confidence in her
+when dying, which he had awarded to her so liberally during a long
+union, he should, she recommended, send for Father John of the Monastery
+of St Agnes, and be shrived. The daughters wept as they heard these
+melancholy statements, and the old man sympathised in their sorrow,
+which seemed to give him additional pain. At last he seemed inclined to
+be communicative, and, after a struggle, said to his wife&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Wha is to tak care o' my dochters when I am consigned to that cauld
+habitation whar a faither's love and an enemy's anger are alike unfelt
+and unknown? My effects will be sufficient for the support o' my
+household; but money, without a guardian, is only a temptation to
+destroyers and deceivers. If I could get this point settled to my
+satisfaction, I micht die in peace."</p>
+
+<p>"You never tauld me o' yer freens, David," said his wife&mdash;"a
+circumstance that has often grieved me. The hundreds o' Maxwells in the
+Stewartry and in Dumfries-shire surely contain among them some relation,
+however distant; but my uncle will act as guardian to our dochters, and
+ye hae tried his honesty."</p>
+
+<p>"Yet I dinna want relations," groaned the dying man. "I hae a
+<i>brither</i>."</p>
+
+<p>"A brither," ejaculated the mother and daughter in astonishment; "was he
+no killed by the monster, Christiecleek, in the Highland cavern?"</p>
+
+<p>"No," answered David, with great pain.</p>
+
+<p>"Whar lives he, and what's his Christian name?" cried the wife, in
+amazement.</p>
+
+<p>"Is it his <i>Christian</i> name ye ask?" said the old man. "Surely David,"
+replied the wife&mdash;"his surname maun be Maxwell."</p>
+
+<p>"But it is not Maxwell," said he, still groaning.</p>
+
+<p>"Not Maxwell!" said the wife. "What is it then?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Christie!</i>" ejaculated David, with a groan.</p>
+
+<p>The mention of this name produced a strange effect on the minds of the
+wife and daughters, who, in the brother, saw (as they thought) at once
+the hated Christiecleek, and found an explanation of the horror which
+David Maxwell had uniformly exhibited when the name was mentioned in his
+presence. They had at last discovered the true solution of what had
+appeared so wonderful; and, having retired for a few minutes, to allow
+their excitement to subside, they, by comparing notes, came to the
+conclusion that their father, having been ashamed of his connection with
+the unnatural being, had changed his name, and dropped all intercourse
+with him; but that now, when he was about to die, his feelings had
+overpowered him, and forced him to make the awful confession he had
+uttered. Pained and shamed by this newly-discovered connection, they
+were not regardless of what was due to him whose shame and grief had
+been even greater than theirs, and, accordingly, resolved to yield all
+the consolation in their power to the good man who could not help having
+a bad brother. On their return to the bedside, they found him in great
+agony both of mind and body.</p>
+
+<p>"This brither, David," said the wife, "I fear, is little worthy o' your
+friendship, and the change o' your name is, doubtless, the consequence
+o' a virtuous shame o' the connection. But can it be possible that he is
+that man o' the mountain cavern, whose name terrifies the bairns o'
+Scotland, and maks even the witches o' the glens raise their bony hands
+in wonder and execration? Tell us, David, freely, if this be the burden
+which presses sae heavily on yer mind. Yer wife and dochters will think
+nae less o' you for having been unfortunate; and consolation is never
+sae usefu as when it is applied to a grief that is nae langer secret.
+The surgeon's skill is o' little avail when the disease is unknown."</p>
+
+<p>This speech, containing apparently the fatal secret, produced a great
+effect upon the bedridden patient, who rolled from side to side, and
+sawed the air with his sinewy hands, like one in a state of madness.</p>
+
+<p>"We were speakin o' guardians for my dochters," said he, at last, "and I
+said I had a brither whase surname is Christie. You promised me
+consolation. Is this your comfort to a deein man? For twenty years I
+have hated the mention o' that dreadfu name; and now, when I am on my
+death-bed, speakin o' curators for my bairns, ye rack my ears by tellin
+me I am the brither o' <i>Christiecleek</i>! Would Christiecleek be a
+suitable guardian for my dochters? Speak, Agnes&mdash;say if ye think
+Christiecleek would tak care o' their bodies and their gowd as weel as
+he tended the victims o' the Highland cave?"</p>
+
+<p>The wife saw she had gone too far, and begged his pardon for having made
+the suggestion.</p>
+
+<p>"Ye will forgive me, David," said she, "for the remark I hae dune ye
+great injustice; for how is it possible to conceive that sae guid a man
+could be sae nearly related to a monster? But ye hae to explain to me
+the change o' name. How hae you and your brither different surnames?"</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Because</i>," said the dying man, turning round, and staring with
+lacklustre eyes broadly in the face of his wife&mdash;"<i>because I am
+Christiecleek!</i>"</p>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of
+Scotland, Vol. 9, by Various
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+Title: Wilson's Tales of the Borders and of Scotland, Vol. 9
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+Author: Various
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+Wilson's
+
+Tales of the Borders
+
+AND OF SCOTLAND.
+
+HISTORICAL, TRADITIONARY, & IMAGINATIVE.
+
+WITH A GLOSSARY.
+
+REVISED BY
+ALEXANDER LEIGHTON,
+ONE OF THE ORIGINAL EDITORS AND CONTRIBUTORS.
+
+VOL. IX.
+
+LONDON:
+WALTER SCOTT, 14 PATERNOSTER SQUARE.
+AND NEWCASTLE-UPON-TYNE.
+1885.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ Page.
+
+ THE CRIPPLE; OR, EBENEZER THE DISOWNED
+ (_John Mackay Wilson_) 1
+
+ THE LEGEND OF FAIR HELEN OF KIRCONNEL
+ (_Alexander Leighton_) 23
+
+ TOM DUNCAN'S YARN (_Oliver Richardson_) 55
+
+ THE PROFESSOR'S TALES (_Professor Thomas Gillespie_)
+
+ THE THREE BRETHREN 87
+
+ THE MISTAKE RECTIFIED 97
+
+ DURA DEN; OR, SECOND THOUGHTS ARE BEST 106
+
+ THE LAIRD OF LUCKY'S HOW (_Alexander Campbell_) 119
+
+ THE ABDUCTION (_Alexander Leighton_) 151
+
+ SIR PATRICK HUME: A TALE OF THE HOUSE OF MARCHMONT
+ (_John Mackay Wilson_) 167
+
+ THE SERJEANT'S TALES (_John Howell_)
+
+ THE PACKMAN'S JOURNEY TO LONDON 178
+
+ CHARLES LAWSON (_John Mackay Wilson_) 210
+
+ BON GAULTIER'S TALES (_Theodore Martin_)
+
+ MRS. HUMPHREY GREENWOOD'S TEA-PARTY 217
+
+ THE RECLUSE OF THE HEBRIDES (_Walter Logan_) 230
+
+ ELLEN ARUNDEL (_Walter Logan_) 238
+
+ CHATELARD (_Alexander Campbell_) 243
+
+ CHRISTIE OF THE CLEEK (_Alexander Leighton_) 275
+
+
+
+
+WILSON'S
+
+TALES OF THE BORDERS,
+
+AND OF SCOTLAND.
+
+
+
+
+THE CRIPPLE; OR, EBENEZER THE DISOWNED.
+
+
+It is proverbial to say, with reference to particular constitutions or
+habits of body, that May is a _trying_ month, and we have known what it
+is to experience its trials in the sense signified. With our
+grandmothers too, yea, and with our grandfathers also, May was held to
+be an unlucky month. Nevertheless, it is a lovely, it is a beautiful
+month, and the forerunner of the most healthy of the twelve. It is like
+a timid maiden blushing into womanhood, wooing and yet shrinking from
+the admiration which her beauty compels. The buds, the blossoms, the
+young leaves, the tender flowers, the glittering dew-drops, and the song
+of birds, burst from the grasp of winter as if the God of nature
+whispered in the sunbeams--"Let there be life!" But it is in the morning
+only, and before the business of the world summons us to its mechanical
+and artificial realities, that the beauties of May can be felt in all
+their freshness. We read of the glories of Eden, and that the earth was
+cursed because of man's transgression; yet, when we look abroad upon the
+glowing landscape, above us, and around us, and behold the pure heavens
+like a sea of music floating over us, and hear the earth answer it back
+in varied melody, while mountain, wood, and dale, seem dreaming in the
+sound, and stealing into loveliness, we almost wonder that a bad man
+should exist in the midst of a world that is still so beautiful, and
+where every object around him is a representative of the wisdom, the
+goodness, the mercy, the purity, and the omnipotence of his Creator.
+There is a language in the very wild-flowers among our feet that
+breathes a lesson of virtue. We can appreciate the feeling with which
+the poet beheld
+
+ "The _last_ rose of summer left blooming alone;"
+
+but in the firstlings of the spring, the primrose, the lily, and their
+early train, there is an appeal that passes beyond our senses. They are
+like the lispings and the smiles of infancy--lowly preachers, emblems of
+our own immortality, and we love them like living things. They speak to
+us of childhood and the scenes of youth, and _memory_ dwells in their
+very fragrance. Yes, May is a beautiful month--it is a month of fair
+sights and of sweet sounds. To it belongs the lowly primrose blushing by
+the brae-side in congregated beauty, with here and there a cowslip
+bending over them like a lover among the flowers; the lily hanging its
+head by the brook that reflects its image, like a bride at the altar, as
+if conscious of its own loveliness; the hardy daisy on the green sward,
+like a proud man struggling in penury with the storms of fate. Now, too,
+the blossoms on a thousand trees unfold their rainbow hues; the tender
+leaves seem instinct with life, and expand to the sunbeams; and the
+bright fields, like an emerald sea, wave their first undulations to the
+breeze. The lark pours down a flood of melody on the nest of its mate,
+and the linnet trills a lay of love to its partner from the yellow
+furze. The chaffinch chants in the hedge its sweet but unvaried _line of
+music_; the thrush hymns his bold roundelay; and the blackbird swells
+the chorus; while the bird of spring sends its voice from the glens,
+like a wandering echo lost between love and sadness; and the swallow,
+newly returned from warmer climes or its winter sleep,
+
+ "Twitters from the straw-built shed."
+
+The insect tribe leap into being, countless in numbers and matchless in
+livery, and their low hum swims like the embodiment of a dream in the
+air. The May-fly invites the angler to the river, while the minnow
+gambols in the brook; the young salmon sports and sparkles in the
+stream, and the grey trout glides slowly beneath the shadow of a rock in
+the deep pool. To enjoy for a single hour in a May morning the luxuries
+which nature spreads around--to wander in its fields and in its
+woods--to feel ourselves a part of God's glad creation--to _feel_ the
+gowan under our feet, and health circulating through our veins with the
+refreshing breeze, is a recipe worth all in the Materia Medica.
+
+Now, it was before sunrise on such a morning in May as I have described,
+that a traveller left the Black Bull in Wooler, and proceeded to the
+Cheviots. He took his route by way of Earle and Langleeford; and, at the
+latter place, leaving the long and beautiful glen, began to ascend the
+mountain. On the cairn, which is perhaps about five hundred yards from
+what is called the extreme summit of the mountain, he met an old and
+intelligent shepherd, from whom he heard many tales, the legends of the
+mountains--and amongst others, the following story:--
+
+Near the banks of one of the romantic streams which take their rise
+among the Cheviots, stood a small and pleasant, and what might be termed
+respectable or genteel-looking building. It stood like the home of
+solitude, excluded by mountains from the world. Beneath it, the rivulet
+wandered over its rugged bed; to the east rose Cheviot, the giant of the
+hills; to the west, lesser mountains reared their fantastic forms,
+thinly studded here and there with dwarf alders, which the birds of
+heaven had planted, and their progeny had nestled in their branches; to
+the north and the south stretched a long and secluded glen, where beauty
+blushed in the arms of wildness--and thick woods, where the young fir
+and the oak of the ancient forest grew together, flourished beneath the
+shelter of the hills. Fertility also smiled by the sides of the rivulet,
+though the rising and setting sun threw the shadows of barrenness over
+it. Around the cottage stood a clump of solitary firs, and behind it an
+enclosure of alders, twisted together, sheltered a garden from the
+storms that swept down the hills.
+
+Now, many years ago, a stranger woman, who brought with her a female
+domestic and a male infant, became the occupant of this house among the
+hills. She lived more luxuriously than the sheep-farmers in the
+neighbourhood, and her accent was not that of the Borders. She was
+between forty and fifty years of age, and her stature and strength were
+beyond the ordinary stature and strength of women. Her manners were
+repulsive, and her bearing haughty; but it seemed the haughtiness of a
+weak and uneducated mind. Her few neighbours, simple though they were,
+and little as they saw or knew of the world, its inhabitants and its
+manners, perceived that the stranger who had come amongst them had not
+been habituated to the affluence or easy circumstances with which she
+was then surrounded. The child also was hard-favoured, and of a
+disagreeable countenance; his back was strangely deformed; his feet were
+distorted, and his limbs of unequal length. No one could look upon the
+child without a feeling of compassion, save the woman who was his
+mother, his nurse, or his keeper (for none knew in what relation she
+stood to him), and she treated him as a persecutor, who hated his sight,
+and was weary of his existence.
+
+She gave her name as Mrs Baird; and, as the child grew up, she generally
+in derision called him "_AEsop_," or, in hatred, "the little monster!"
+but the woman-servant called him Ebenezer, though she treated him with a
+degree of harshness only less brutal than she whom he began to call
+mother. We shall, therefore, in his history mention him by the name of
+Ebenezer Baird. As he grew in years, the disagreeable expression of his
+countenance became stronger, his deformity and lameness increased, and
+the treatment he had experienced added to both.
+
+When nine years of age, he was sent to a boarding-school about twelve
+miles distant. Here a new series of persecutions awaited him. Until the
+day of his entering the school, he was almost ignorant that there was an
+alphabet. He knew not a letter. He had seen one or two books, but he
+knew not their use: he had never seen any one look upon them; he
+regarded them merely as he did a picture--a piece of useless furniture,
+or a plaything. Lame as he was, he had climbed the steep and the
+dripping precipice for the eggs of the water-ouzel, sought among the
+crags for the young of the gorgeous kingfisher, or climbed the tallest
+trees in quest of the crested wrens, which chirped and fluttered in
+invisible swarms among the branches.[A] The birds were to him
+companions; he wished to rear their young, that they might love him, for
+there was a lack of something in his heart--he knew not what it was--but
+it was the void of being beloved, of being regarded. It is said that
+nature abhors a vacuum, and so did the heart of Ebenezer. He knew not
+what name to give it, but he longed for something that would show a
+liking for him, and to which he could show a liking in return. The heart
+is wicked, but it is not unsocial--its affections wither in
+solitariness. When he strolled forth on these rambles about the glen,
+having asked the permission of his mother or keeper (call her what you
+will) before he went, "Go, imp! AEsop!" she was wont to exclaim, "and I
+shall pray that you may break your neck before you return." There were
+no farmers' or shepherds' children within several miles: he had seen
+some of them, and when they had seen him, they had laughed at his
+deformity--they had imitated his lameness, and contorted their
+countenances into a caricatured resemblance of his. Such were poor
+Ebenezer's acquirements, and such his acquaintance with human nature,
+when he entered the boarding-school. A primer was put into his hands.
+"What must I do with it?" thought Ebenezer. He beheld the rod of
+correction in the hands of the teacher, and he trembled--for his
+misshapen shoulders were familiar with such an instrument. He heard
+others read, he saw them write; and he feared, wondered, and trembled
+the more. He thought that he would be called upon to do the same, and he
+knew he could not. He had no idea of _learning_--he had never heard of
+such a thing. He thought that he must do as he saw others doing at once,
+and he cast many troubled looks at the lord of a hundred boys. When the
+name of "Ebenezer Baird" was called out, he burst into tears, he sobbed,
+terror overwhelmed him. But when the teacher approached him kindly, took
+him from his seat, placed him between his knees, patted his head, and
+desired him to speak after him, the heart of the little cripple was
+assured, and more than assured; it was the first time he had experienced
+kindness, and he could have fallen on the ground and hugged the knees of
+his master. The teacher, indeed, found Ebenezer the most ignorant
+scholar he had ever met with, but he was no tyrant of the birch, though
+to his pupils
+
+ "A man severe he was, and stern to view;"
+
+and though he had all the manners and austerity of the old school about
+him, he did not lay his head upon the pillow with his arm tired by the
+incessant use of the ferule. He was touched with the simplicity and the
+extreme ignorance of his new boarder, and he felt also for his lameness
+and deformity. Thrice he went over the alphabet with his pupil,
+commencing, "_Big Aw_--_Little Aw_," and having got over _b_, he told
+him to remember that _c_ was like a half-moon. "Ye'll aye mind _c_
+again," added he; "think ye _see_ the moon." Thus they went on to _g_,
+and he asked him what the carters said to their horses when they wished
+them to go faster; but this Ebenezer could not tell--carts and horses
+were sights that he had seen as objects of wonder. They are but seldom
+seen amongst the hills now, and in those days they were almost unknown.
+Getting over _h_, he strove to impress _i_ upon the memory of his pupil,
+by touching the solitary grey orbit in his countenance (for Ebenezer had
+but one), and asking him what he called it. "My _e'e_," answered
+Ebenezer.
+
+"No, sir, you must not say your _e'e_, but your _eye_--mind that; and
+that letter is _I_."
+
+The teacher went on, showing him that he could not forget round O, and
+crooked S; and in truth, after his first lesson, Ebenezer was master of
+these two letters. And, afterwards, when the teacher, in trying him
+promiscuously through the alphabet, would inquire, "What letter is
+this?"--"I no ken," the cripple would reply; "but I'm sure it's no O,
+and it's no S." Within a week he was master of the six-and-twenty
+mystical symbols, with the exception of four--and those four were _b_
+and _d_, _p_ and _q_. Ebenezer could not for three months be brought to
+distinguish the _b_ from the _d_, nor the _p_ from the _q_; but he had
+never even heard that he had a right hand and a left until he came to
+the school--and how could it be expected?
+
+Scarce, however, had he mastered the alphabet, until the faculties of
+the deformed began to expand. He now both understood and felt what it
+was to learn. He passed from class to class with a rapidity that
+astonished his teacher. He could not join in the boisterous sports of
+his schoolfellows, and while they were engaged in their pastime, he
+sought solitude, and his task accompanied him. He possessed strong
+natural talents, and his infirmities gave them the assistance of
+industry. His teacher noted these things in the cripple, and he was
+gratified with them; but he hesitated to express his feelings openly,
+lest the charge of partiality should be brought against him. Ebenezer,
+however, had entered the academy as the butt of his schoolfellows--they
+mocked, they mimicked, they tormented, they despised, or affected to
+despise him; and his talents and progress, instead of abating their
+persecutions, augmented them. His teacher was afraid to show him more
+kindness than he showed to others; and his schoolfellows gloried in
+annoying the cripple--they persecuted, they shunned, they hated him more
+than even his mother did. He began to hate the world, for he had found
+none that would love him. His teacher was the only human being that had
+ever whispered to him words of praise or of kindness, and that had
+always been in cold, guarded, and measured terms.
+
+Before he was eighteen, he had acquired all the knowledge that his
+teacher could impart, and he returned to the cottage among the
+mountains. There, however, he was again subjected to a persecution more
+barbarous than that which he had met with from his schoolfellows. Mrs
+Baird mocked, insulted, and drove him from her presence; and her
+domestic showed him neither kindness nor respect. In stature, he
+scarcely exceeded five feet; and his body was feeble as well as
+deformed. The cruelty with which he had been treated had given an
+asperity to his temper, and made him almost a hater of the human race;
+and these feelings had lent their character to his countenance, marking
+its naturally harsh expression with suspicion and melancholy.
+
+He was about five-and-twenty when the pangs and the terrors of death
+fell upon her whom he regarded as his parent. She died--as a sinner
+dies--with insulted eternity frowning to receive her. A few minutes
+before her death, she desired the cripple to approach her bedside. She
+fixed her closing eyes, which affection had never lighted, upon his. She
+informed him that he was not her son.
+
+"Oh, tell me, then, whose son I am! Who are my parents?" he exclaimed,
+eagerly. "Speak! speak!"
+
+"Your parents!" she muttered; and remorse and ignorance held her
+departing soul in their grasp. She struggled; she again continued: "Your
+parents! no, Ebenezer, no! I dare not name them! I have sworn--I have
+sworn! and a death-bed is no time to break an oath!"
+
+"Speak! speak! Tell me, as you hope for heaven!" cried the cripple, with
+his thin, bony fingers grasping the wrists of the dying woman.
+
+"Monster! monster!" she screamed, wildly, and in terror, "leave
+me--leave me! You are provided for--open that chest--the chest--the
+chest!"
+
+Ebenezer loosed his grasp; he sprang towards a strong chest which stood
+in the room. "The keys! the keys!" he exclaimed, wildly; and again
+hurrying to the bed, he violently pulled a bunch of keys from beneath
+her pillow. But while he applied them to the chest, the herald of death
+rattled in the throat of its victim; and, with one agonising throe and a
+deep groan, her spirit escaped, and her body lay a corpse upon the bed.
+
+He opened the chest, and in it he found securities, which settled upon
+him, under the name of Ebenezer Baird, five thousand pounds. But there
+was nothing which threw light on his parentage--nothing to inform who he
+was, or why he was there.
+
+The body of her who had never shed a tear over him he accompanied to the
+grave. But now a deeper gloom fell upon him. He met but few men, and the
+few he met shunned him, for there was a wildness and a bitterness in his
+words--a railing against the world--which they wished not to hear. He
+fancied, too, that they despised him--that their eyes were ever
+examining the form of his deformities; and he returned their glance with
+a scowl, and their words with the accents of hatred. Even as he passed
+the solitary farmhouse, the younger children fled in terror, and the
+elder laughed, or pointed towards him the finger of curiosity. All these
+things fell upon the heart of the cripple, and turned the human kindness
+of his bosom into gall. His companions became the solitude of the
+mountains, and the silence of the woods. They heard his bitter
+soliloquies without reviling him, or echo answered him in tones of
+sympathy more mournful than his own. He sought a thing that he might
+love, that might unlock his prisoned heart, or give life to its blighted
+feelings. He loved the very primrose, because it was a thing of beauty,
+and shrank not from his deformity as man did. To him it gave forth its
+sweetness, and its leaves withered not at his touch; and he bent and
+kissed the flower that smiled upon him whom his kind avoided. He courted
+the very storms of winter, for they shunned him not, but spent their
+fury on his person, unconscious of its form. The only living thing that
+regarded him, or that had ever evinced affection towards him, was a dog,
+of the mastiff kind, which ever followed at his side, licked his hand,
+and received its food from it. And on this living thing all the
+affections that his heart ever felt were expended. He loved it as a
+companion, a friend, and protector; and he knew it was not
+ungrateful--it never avoided him; but, when mockery or insult was
+offered to its master, it growled, and looked in his face, as if asking
+permission to punish the offender.
+
+Such was the life that he had passed until he was between thirty and
+forty years of age. Still he continued his solitary rambles, having a
+feeling for everything around him but man. Man only was his
+persecutor--man only despised him. His own kind and his own kindred had
+shut him out from them and disowned him--his sight had been hateful to
+them, and his form loathsome. He avoided the very sun, for it revealed
+his shadow; but he wandered in rapture, gazing on the midnight heavens,
+calling the stars by name, while his soul was lifted up with their
+glory, and his deformity lost and overshadowed in the depth of their
+magnificence. He loved the flowers of day, the song of morning birds,
+and the wildness or beauty of the landscape; but these dwindled, and
+drew not forth his soul as did the awful gorgeousness of night, with its
+ten thousand worlds lighted up, burning, sparkling, glimmering in
+immensity--the gems that studded the throne of the Eternal. While others
+slept, the deformed wandered on the mountains, holding communion with
+the heavens.
+
+About the period we refer to, a gay party came upon a visit to a
+gentleman whose mansion was situated about three miles from the cottage
+of the cripple. As they rode out, they frequently passed him in his
+wanderings. And when they did so, some turned to gaze on him with a look
+of prying curiosity, others laughed and called to their companions--and
+the indignation of Ebenezer was excited, and the frown grew black upon
+his face.
+
+He was wandering in a wood in the glen, visiting his favourite
+wild-flowers (for he had many that he visited daily, and each was
+familiar to him as the face of man to man--he rejoiced when they budded,
+blossomed, and laughed in their summer joy, and he grieved when they
+withered and died away), when a scream of distress burst upon his ear.
+His faithful mastiff started, and answered to the sound. He hurried from
+the wood to whence the sound proceeded as rapidly as his lameness would
+admit. The mastiff followed by his side, and, by its signs of
+impatience, seemed eager to increase its speed, though it would not
+forsake him. The cries of distress continued, and became louder. On
+emerging from the wood, he perceived a young lady rushing wildly towards
+it, and behind her, within ten yards, followed an infuriated bull. A few
+moments more, and she must have fallen its victim. With an eager howl,
+the dog sprang from the side of its master, and stood between the lady
+and her pursuer. Ebenezer forgot his lameness and the feebleness of his
+frame, and he hastened at his utmost speed to the rescue of a human
+being. Even at that moment a glow of delight passed through his heart,
+that the despised cripple would save the life of a fellow-mortal--of one
+of the race that shunned him. Ere he approached, the lady had fallen,
+exhausted and in terror, on the ground. The mastiff kept the enraged
+animal at bay, and, with a strength such as he had never before
+exhibited, Ebenezer raised the lady in his arms, and bore her to the
+wood. He placed her against a tree: the stream passed by within a few
+yards, and he brought water in the palms of his hands, and knelt over
+her, to bathe her temples and her fair brow. Her brow was indeed fair,
+and her face beautiful beyond all that he had looked upon. Her golden
+hair in wavy ringlets fell upon her shoulders--but her deep blue eyes
+were closed. Her years did not appear to be more than twenty.
+
+"Beautiful!--beautiful!" exclaimed the cripple, as he dropped the water
+on her face, and gazed on it as he spoke--"it is wondrous beautiful! But
+she will open her eyes--she will turn from me as doth her race!--as from
+the animal that pursued her!--yet, sure she is beautiful!" and again, as
+he spoke, Ebenezer sighed.
+
+The fair being recovered--she raised her eyes--she gazed on his face,
+and turned not away from it. She expressed no false horror on beholding
+his countenance--no affected revulsion at the sight of his deformity;
+but she looked upon him with gratitude--she thanked him with tears. The
+cripple started--his heart burned. To be gazed on with kindness, to be
+thanked, and with tears, and by one so fair, so young, so beautiful, was
+to him so strange, so new, he half doubted the reality of the scene
+before him. Before the kindness and gratitude that beamed from her eyes,
+the misanthropy that had frozen up his bosom began to dissolve, and the
+gloom on his features died away, as a vapour before the face of the
+morning sun. New thoughts fired his imagination--new feelings transfixed
+his heart. Her smile fell like a sunbeam on his soul, where light had
+never before dawned; her accents of gratitude, from the moment they were
+delivered, became the music of his memory. He found an object on the
+earth that he could love--or shall we say that he _did_ love; for he
+felt as though already her existence were mysteriously linked to his. We
+are no believers in what is termed _love at first sight_. Some
+romance-writers hold it up as an established doctrine, and love-sick
+boys and moping girls will make oath to the creed. But there never was
+love at first sight that a week's perseverance could not wear away. It
+holds no intercourse with the heart, but is a mere _fancy_ of the eye;
+as a man would fancy a horse, a house, or a picture, which he desires to
+purchase. Love is not the offspring of an hour or a day, nor is it the
+_ignis fatuus_ which plays about the brain, and disturbs the sleep of
+the youth and the maiden in their teens. It slowly steals and dawns upon
+the heart, as day imperceptibly creeps over the earth, first with the
+tinged cloud--the grey and the clearer dawn--the approaching, the
+rising, and the risen sun--blending into each other a brighter and a
+brighter shade; but each indistinguishable in their progress and
+blending, as the motion of the pointers on a watch, which move
+unobserved as time flies, and we mark not the silent progress of light
+till it envelop us in its majesty. Such is the progress of pure, holy,
+and enduring love. It springs not from mere sight, but its radiance
+grows with esteem; it is the whisper of sympathy, unity of feeling, and
+mutual reverence, which increases with a knowledge of each other, until
+but one pulse seems to throb in two bosoms. The feelings which now
+swelled in the bosom of Ebenezer Baird were not the true and only love
+which springs from esteem, but they were akin to it. For though the
+beauty of the fair being he had rescued had struck his eye, it was not
+her beauty that melted the misanthropy of his heart, but the tear of
+gratitude, the voice of thanks, the glance that turned not away from
+him, the smile--the first that woman had bestowed on him--that entered
+his soul. They came from the heart, and they spoke to the heart.
+
+She informed him that her name was Maria Bradbury, and that she was one
+of the party then on a visit to the gentleman in his neighbourhood. He
+offered to accompany her to the house, and she accepted his offer. But
+it was necessary to pass near the spot where he had rescued her from the
+fury of the enraged bull. As they drew towards the side of the wood,
+they perceived that the bull was gone, but the noble mastiff, the
+friend, companion, and defender of the cripple, lay dead before them.
+Ebenezer wrung his hands, he mourned over his faithful guardian.
+
+"Friend! poor Friend!" he cried (the name of the mastiff was Friend),
+"hast thou, too, left me? Thou, of all the things that lived, alone
+didst love thy master! Pardon me, lady, pardon an outcast; but until
+this hour I have never experienced friendship from man nor kindness from
+woman. The human race have treated me as a thing that belonged not to
+the same family with themselves; they have persecuted or mocked me, and
+I have hated them. Start not--hatred is an alien to my soul--it was not
+born there, it was forced upon it--but I hate not you--no! no! You have
+spoken kindly to me, you have smiled on me!--the despised, the disowned
+Ebenezer will remember you. That poor dog alone, of all living things,
+showed affection for me. But he died in a good cause! Poor Friend! poor
+Friend!--where shall I find a companion now?" and the tears of the
+cripple ran down his cheeks as he spoke.
+
+Maria wept also, partly for the fate of the noble animal that had died
+in her deliverance, and partly from the sorrow of her companion; for
+there is a sympathy in tears.
+
+"Ha! you weep!" cried the cripple; "you weep for poor Friend and for me.
+Bless thee--bless thee, fair one! they are the first that were ever shed
+for my sake! I thought there was not a tear on earth for me."
+
+He accompanied her to the lodge of the mansion where she was then
+residing, and there he left her, though she invited him to accompany
+her, that he might also receive the congratulations of her friends.
+
+She related to them her deliverance. "Ha! little Ebenezer turned a
+hero!" cried one; "Ebenezer the cripple become a knight-errant!" said
+another. But they resolved to visit him in a body, and return him their
+thanks.
+
+But the soul of the deformed was now changed, and his countenance,
+though still melancholy, had lost its asperity. His days became a dream,
+his existence a wish. For the first time he entertained the hope of
+happiness; it was vain, romantic, perhaps we might say absurd, but he
+cherished it.
+
+Maria spoke much of the courage, the humanity, the seeming loneliness,
+and the knowledge of the deformed, to her friends; and their
+entertainer, with his entire party of visiters, with but one exception,
+a few days afterwards, proceeded to the cottage of Ebenezer, to thank
+him for his intrepidity. The exception we have alluded to was a Lady
+Helen Dorrington, a woman of a proud and haughty temper, and whose
+personal attractions, if she ever possessed any, were now disfigured by
+the attacks of a violent temper, and the _crow-feet_ and the _wrinkles_
+which threescore years imprint on the fairest countenance. She excused
+herself by saying, that the sight of deformed people affected her.
+Amongst the party who visited the cripple was her son, Francis
+Dorrington, a youth of two-and-twenty, who was haughty, fiery, and
+impetuous as his mother. He sought the hand of Maria Bradbury, and he
+now walked by her side.
+
+Ebenezer received them coldly; amongst them were some who were wont to
+mock him as they passed, and he now believed that they had come to
+gratify curiosity, by gazing on his person as on a wild animal. But,
+when he saw the smile upon Maria's lips, the benign expression of her
+glance, and her hand held forth to greet him, his coldness vanished, and
+joy, like a flash of sunshine, lighted up his features. Yet he liked not
+the impatient scowl with which Francis Dorrington regarded her attention
+towards him, nor the contempt which moved visibly on his lip, when she
+listened delighted to the words of the despised cripple. He seemed to
+act as though her eyes should be fixed on him alone--her words addressed
+only to him. Jealousy entered the soul of the deformed; and shall we say
+that the same feeling was entertained by the gay and the haughty
+Dorrington? It was. He felt that, insignificant as the outward
+appearance of the cripple was, his soul was that of an intellectual
+giant, before the exuberance of whose power the party were awed, and
+Maria lost in admiration. His tones were musical as his figure was
+unsightly, and his knowledge universal as his person was diminutive. He
+discoursed with a poet's tongue on the beauty of the surrounding
+scenery; he defined the botany and geology of the mountains. He traced
+effect to cause, and both to their Creator. The party marvelled while
+the deformed spoke; and he repelled the scowl and contempt of his rival
+with sarcasm that scathed like passing lightning. These things produced
+feelings of jealousy also in the breast of Francis Dorrington; though
+from Maria Bradbury he had never received one smile of encouragement. On
+their taking leave, the entertainer of the party invited Ebenezer to his
+house, but the latter refused; he feared to mingle with society, for oft
+as he had associated with man, he had been rendered their sport--the
+thing they persecuted--the butt of their irony.
+
+For many days the cripple met, or rather sought, Maria in his solitary
+rambles; for she, too, loved the solitude of the mountains or the
+silence of the woods, which is broken only by the plaintive note of the
+wood-pigeon, the _chirm_ of the linnet, the song of the thrush, the
+twitter of the chaffinch, or the distant stroke of the woodman, lending
+silence a charm. She had become familiar with his deformity, and as it
+grew less singular to her eyes, his voice became sweeter to her ears.
+Their conversation turned on many things--there was wisdom in his words,
+and she listened to him as a pupil to a preceptor. His feelings deepened
+with their interviews, his hopes brightened, and felicity seemed dawning
+before him. As hope kindled, he acquired confidence. They were walking
+together, he had pointed out the beauties and explained the properties
+of the wild-flowers on their path, he had dwelt on the virtues of the
+humblest weed, when he stopped short, and gazing in her face--"Maria!"
+he added, "I have loved these flowers--I have cherished those simple
+weeds, because they shunned me not--they shrank not from me, as did the
+creatures of the human race--they spread their beauties before me--they
+denied me not their sweetness. You only have I met with among the
+children of Adam, who persecuted me not with ridicule, or who insulted
+not my deformity with the vulgar gaze of curiosity. Who I am I know
+not--from whence I was brought amongst these hills I cannot tell; I am a
+thing which the world has laughed at, and of which my parents were
+ashamed. But my wants have been few. I have gold to purchase flattery,
+if I desired it--to buy tongues to tell me I am not deformed; but I
+despise them. My soul partakes not of my body's infirmities--it has
+sought a spirit to love, that would love it in return. Maria, has it
+found one?"
+
+Maria was startled--she endeavoured to speak, but her tongue
+faltered--tears gathered in her eyes, and her looks bespoke pity and
+astonishment.
+
+"Fool! fool!" exclaimed the cripple, "I have been deceived! Maria
+_pities_ me!--_only pities me_! Hate me, Maria--despise me as does the
+world. I can bear hatred--I can endure scorn--I can repel them!--but
+_pity_ consumes me!--and _pity_ from you! Fool! fool!" he added,
+"wherefore dreamed I there was one that would look with love on deformed
+Ebenezer? Farewell, Maria! farewell!--remember, but do not pity me!" and
+he hurried from her side.
+
+She would have detained him--she would have told him that she reverenced
+him--that she esteemed him; but he hastened away, and she felt also that
+she _pitied_ him--and _love_ and _pity_ can never dwell in the same
+breast for the same object. Maria stood and wept.
+
+Ebenezer returned to his cottage; but the hope which he had cherished,
+the dream which he had fed, died reluctantly. He accused himself for
+acting precipitately--he believed he had taken the tear of affection for
+pity. His heart was at war with itself. Day after day he revisited the
+mountainside, and the path in the wood where they had met; but Maria
+wandered there no longer. His feelings, his impatience, his incertitude,
+rose superior to the ridicule of man; he resolved to visit the mansion
+of his neighbour, where Maria and her friends were residing. The
+dinner-bell was ringing as he approached the house; but he knew little
+of the etiquette of the world, and respected not its forms. The owner of
+the mansion welcomed him with the right hand of cordiality, for his
+discourse in the cottage had charmed him; others expressed welcome, for
+some who before had mocked now respected him; and Maria took his hand
+with a look of joy and her wonted sweetness. The heart of Ebenezer felt
+assured. Francis Dorrington alone frowned, and rose not to welcome him.
+
+The dinner-bell again rang; the Lady Helen had not arrived, and dinner
+was delayed for her, but she came not. They proceeded to the
+dining-room. Ebenezer offered his arm to Maria, and she accepted it.
+Francis Dorrington muttered angry words between his teeth. The dinner
+passed--the dessert was placed upon the table--Lady Helen entered the
+room--she prayed to be excused for her delay--her host rose to introduce
+her to Ebenezer.
+
+"Ebenezer!--the deformed!" she exclaimed, in a tone of terror, and,
+dashing her hands before her eyes, as he rose before her, she fell back
+in hysterics.
+
+"Turn the monster from the house!" cried Francis Dorrington, springing
+forward; "my mother cannot endure the sight of such."
+
+"Whom call ye monster, young man?" said Ebenezer, angrily.
+
+"You, wretch!" replied Dorrington, raising his hand, and striking the
+cripple to the floor.
+
+"Shame! shame!" exclaimed the company.
+
+"Coward!" cried Maria, starting from her seat.
+
+The cripple, with a rapidity that seemed impossible, sprang to his
+feet--he gasped, he trembled, every joint shook, rage boiled in his
+veins--he glanced at his insulter, who attempted to repeat the blow--he
+uttered a yell of vengeance, he clutched a dessert-knife from the table,
+and within a moment it was plunged in the body of the man who had
+injured him.
+
+A scream of horror burst from the company. Ebenezer, with the reeking
+knife in his grasp, stood trembling from rage, not from remorse. But he
+offered not to repeat the blow. A half-consciousness of what he had done
+seemed to stay his hand. The sudden scream of the party aroused the Lady
+Helen from her real or affected fit. She beheld her son bleeding on the
+floor--she saw the vengeful knife in the hands of the cripple. She
+screamed more wildly than before--she wrung her hands!
+
+"Monster!--murderer!" she exclaimed, "he has slain--_he has slain his
+brother_!"
+
+"_My brother!_" shouted Ebenezer, still grasping the knife in his hand.
+"Woman--woman! mother--mother!--who am I? Answer me--who are you?" and
+he sprang forward, and held her by the arm. "Tell me," he continued,
+"what mean ye--what mean ye? My _brother_--do ye say my _brother_? Art
+thou my _mother_? Have I a _mother_? Speak--speak!" and he grasped her
+arm more fiercely.
+
+"Monster!" she repeated, "offspring of my shame!--away--away! _He is thy
+brother!_ I have shunned thee, wretch, I have disowned thee; but thou
+hast carried murder to my bosom!" and, tearing her arm from his grasp,
+she threw it round the neck of her wounded son.
+
+The company gazed upon each other. Ebenezer stood for a moment, his eyes
+rolling, his teeth rattling together, the knife shaking in his hand. He
+uttered a wild cry of agony--he tore the garments from his breast, as
+though it were ready to burst, and, with the look and the howl of a
+maniac, he sprang to the door, and disappeared. Some from an interest in
+his fate, others from a desire to secure him, followed after him. But he
+fled to the woods, and they traced him not.
+
+It was found that the wound of Francis Dorrington was not mortal; and
+the fears of the company were directed from him to Ebenezer, who they
+feared had laid violent hands upon his own life.
+
+On the following day, without again meeting the company, Lady Helen left
+the house, having acknowledged the deformed Ebenezer to be her son--a
+child of shame--whose birth had been concealed from the world.
+
+On the third day, the poor cripple was found by a shepherd wandering on
+the hills. His head was uncovered; his garments and his body were torn
+by the brambles through which he had rushed; his eyes rolled wildly,
+and, when accosted, he fled, exclaiming, "I am Cain! I am Cain! I have
+slain my brother! Touch me not--the mark is on my forehead!" He was
+secured, and taken to a place of safety.
+
+The circumstances twined round Maria's heart; she heard no more of
+Ebenezer the cripple, but she forgot him not. Several years passed, and
+she, together with a friend, visited a lunatic asylum in a distant part
+of the country, in which a female acquaintance, once the admired of
+society, had become an inmate. They were shown round the different
+wards; some of the inmates seemed happy, others melancholy, but all were
+mild--all shrank from the eye of their keeper. The sound of the clanking
+chains around their ankles filled Maria's soul with horror, and she
+longed to depart; but the keeper invited them to visit the garden of his
+asylum. They entered, and beheld several quiet-looking people engaged in
+digging; others were pruning trees; and some sat upon benches on the
+paths, playing with their fingers, striking their heels upon the ground,
+or reading stray leaves of an old book or a newspaper. Each seemed
+engaged with himself, none conversed with his neighbour. Upon a bench
+near the entrance to a small arbour or summer-house sat a female,
+conning an old ballad; and, as she perused it, she laughed, wept, and
+sang by turns. Maria stopped to converse with her, and her friend
+entered the arbour. In it sat a grey-headed and deformed man; he held a
+volume of Savage in his hand, which had then been but a short time
+published.
+
+"I am reading the 'Bastard,' by Savage," said he, as the stranger
+entered; "he is my favourite author. His fate was mine--he describes my
+feelings. He had an unnatural mother--so had I. He was disowned--so was
+I. He slew a man, and so did I; but I my brother."
+
+The voice, the words, fell upon Maria's ear. She became pale, she
+glanced towards the arbour, she cast an inquiring look upon the keeper.
+
+"Fear not, ma'am," he replied; "he is an innocent creature. He does not
+rave now; and but that there is an occasional wildness in his language,
+he is as well as you are. Enter and converse with him, ma'am; he is a
+great speaker, and to much purpose, too, as visiters tell me."
+
+She entered the arbour. The cripple's eyes met hers--he threw down the
+book.
+
+"Maria--Maria!" he exclaimed, "this is kind! this is kind, indeed! But
+do not _pity_ me--do not _pity me again_! Hate me, Maria! you saw me
+slay my brother!"
+
+She informed him that his brother was not dead--that he had recovered
+within a few weeks.
+
+"Not dead!" replied the cripple. "Thank Heaven! Ebenezer is not a
+murderer! But I am well now--the fever of my brain is passed. Go, Maria,
+do this for me--it is all I now ask--inquire why I am here immured, and
+by whose authority. Suffer not my reason to be buried in reason's tomb,
+and crushed among its wrecks. Your smile, your words of kindness, your
+tears of gratitude, caused me to dream once, and its remembrance is
+still as a speck of light amidst the darkness of my bosom; but these
+grey hairs have broken the dream." And Ebenezer bent his head upon his
+breast, and sighed.
+
+Maria and her friend left the asylum, but in a few weeks they returned,
+and when they again departed, Ebenezer Baird went with them. He now
+sought not Maria's love, but he was gratified with her esteem, and that
+of her friends. He outlived the persecution of his kindred and the
+derision of the world; and in the forty-sixth year of his age he died in
+peace, and bequeathed his property to Maria Bradbury--the first of the
+human race that had looked on him with kindness, or cheered him with a
+smile.
+
+
+[Footnote A: The water-ouzel, the kingfisher, and the crested wren,
+abound in the vicinity of the Cheviots, though the latter beautiful
+little creature is generally considered as quite a _rara avis_; and last
+year one being shot about Cumberland, the circumstance went the round of
+the newspapers! But the bird is not rare, it is only difficult to be
+seen, and generally flutters among the leaves and near the top
+branches.]
+
+
+
+
+THE LEGEND OF FAIR HELEN OF KIRCONNEL.
+
+
+The seat of a branch of the Dumfries-shire Maxwells--Kirconnel--a
+property lying not far distant from Dumfries, and surrounded by the
+little pastoral stream, Kirtle--is one of the most beautiful that ever
+gratified the taste or inspired the pride of a high family. It was not
+until about the beginning of the seventeenth century that it came into
+the possession of the Maxwells; for, during a long period, it belonged
+to the old, though never illustrious, family of the Bells, who, amidst
+all the turmoil and strife of the March territories, had the good sense
+to prefer the quiet pleasures of the retreats of their own pure Kirtle,
+to the tumultuous and cruel scenes which boasted no streamlet but the
+heart's blood of contending foes. The power of Lord Maxwell, or the
+threat of Douglas, were equally unavailing to force the old proprietor
+of Kirconnel--though he ranked as a lesser baron, and might command
+retainers to fight for his plea--to sacrifice the pleasures of domestic
+peace on the altars of Laverna or Bellona: these conjunct goddesses who,
+hand in hand, swayed the destinies of Border men, and regulated the
+Border rights of mine and thine. He held his fine property directly of
+the crown; and, so long as he fulfilled the conditions of his right, he
+conceived himself entitled to the enjoyment of what had been fairly got
+and honourably retained. One strong element in Kirconnel's determination
+to live at home, in the enjoyment of what home may produce to a mind
+capable of appreciating its sweets, was the fear of interrupting the
+happiness of his lady--one of the family of Irvings in that quarter, who
+latterly came to possess his property--and of one child, a daughter, the
+Maid of Kirconnel, concerning whom, as all our readers know, more has
+been said and sung by antiquarian minstrel than ever fell to the hapless
+fame or treasured memory of fair woman. Ah, we need scarcely say, that
+this young heiress of Kirconnel's name was Helen; for who that has read
+the touching lines of Pinkerton can ever forget the appellation of one
+whose fate has drawn more tears than ever did that of the heroine Lady
+Margaret, in the old ballad of "Douglas' Tragedy?" The disasters of
+ordinary women, though hallowed by the sanctifying power of love, have
+seldom in this country inspired the harp of the minstrel; so far we are
+forced to admit the power of beauty, abstracted from the qualities of
+the mind and heart, that it has been a talisman to bardic genius in
+every age; yet it is honourable to the character of our nation, that the
+soul which illumines the "face divine" has called forth strains as
+melting and triumphant as ever resulted from the effects of physical
+beauty. It is, however, when the two qualities have been found combined
+in a favoured daughter of Scotland, that an unhappy fate has called
+forth a sympathy which has left no harp to sound fitfully in the
+willow-tree, no heart in our true land untouched, no eye destitute of
+sympathetic tears. Such has truly been the effect produced by the
+fortune of Helen of Kirconnel--a fortune which came up on the revolving
+wheel of the mutable goddess, notwithstanding all the efforts of her
+father to make the course of her life happy, and its termination
+blessed. Abstracted as the thoughts were of the three inhabitants of
+Kirconnel--the lady, the laird, and the daughter--from the scenes that
+were ever changing in the warlike world around them, so much greater was
+the necessity for cultivating the opportunities of enjoyment that nature
+and fortune had awarded to them; and so much greater also was the relish
+for that enjoyment which has ever been found in minds and hearts
+properly constituted and tuned to the harp of goodness, to increase with
+possession as much as the false taste for stimulating avocations cloys
+with the easy surfeit. It is not often, even in our virtuous land, and
+even in these days when the blessings of a high civilisation have
+inclined mankind to the cultivation of the social affections, that a
+family is found with its different members so predisposed for the
+harmony of exclusively domestic joys, that some chord does not
+occasionally give forth a discordant sound when touched by an external
+impulse; but, in the times of which we speak, and in the district where
+the individuals resided, "the happy family" was a group that was more
+often found in the lyrics of the poet or the creations of hope deferred
+than in the real existences of the troubled and vexed world.
+
+The house of Kirconnel stood on "fair Kirconnel Lee;" a term implying
+that the wood, which in those days encompassed every baronial residence,
+had been, to a certain extent, cleared away, to allow the daisy-covered
+lawn to rejoice in the beams of the generally excluded sun. But, at a
+little distance, the empire of the forest was again resumed, on the
+condition exacted by nature, of allowing the winding Kirtle to enjoy her
+grassy bank, covered with the wild rose and the eglantine; and to roll
+playfully along her pebbly bed, unimpeded by the neighbouring trees,
+which, as if in amatory dalliance, sent down their straggling lips to
+kiss her as she went. The wood bower--in early times a species of rural
+retreat in much greater fashion than now-a-days--was, in repetition of
+itself, seen rearing its ornamented walls, round which the native
+parasite plants were entwined in close embrace in various parts of the
+shady retreat. Some of these had been carefully looked to by the lady of
+Kirconnel herself, who, anxious to confirm her husband's resolution
+against engaging in the wars of the times, left no energy unemployed to
+render their residence, not only within the walls of the house, but in
+the bowers and gardens, as pleasant to the eye as the fruits of her
+heart and mind were delightful to the rational and loving soul of her
+appreciating and grateful lord. As Sir Owain says:--
+
+ "Fair were her erbers with flowers--
+ Rose and lili divers colours,
+ Primrol and parvink;
+ Mint, feverfoy, and eglantine,
+ Colimbin, and mo there were,
+ Than ani man mocht think."
+
+True; the Graces had, as yet, but small influence in Scotland; but the
+Genius of Chivalry, a cognate spirit, was busy in effecting a great
+revolution in the minds of the inhabitants; and though there was little
+to humanise, there was much to elevate and beautify. Traces of this
+power might already be seen about the bowers and shades of Kirconnel,
+where some rude figures of knights in various positions--one rescuing a
+damsel from her enemies--one in the combat at outrance--one striking the
+palisades of an armed city--placed, as they were, in the retreats of
+peace and domestic happiness by a former warlike possessor of the
+property, served the purpose of ornamenting the sequestered walks, and
+supplying to the peaceful and happy inhabitants a contrast between the
+pursuits of war and the pleasures of home, and home's blessed
+enjoyments.
+
+At a little distance from the mansion or castle--for every house, in
+those days, had a castellated character--was, and still is, the
+burying-ground of Kirconnel; a spot which, from the peculiarity of its
+situation, as well as from its own mournful associations, impressed the
+mind of the visiter with feelings which startled him, as much from their
+novelty as from their intensity. There is a small stone there, that
+would, if deciphered and communicated to our readers, anticipate our
+story, and claim the ready tear before our own sympathies are relieved
+by our recital. We pass it by at present, to give some idea of the
+extraordinary spot where it lies. This ground of the dead, or "Death's
+Mailing," as it has sometimes been called, is invested with all the
+_charms_ of a sublimed melancholy, which contemplates nature as a whole,
+and looks to those high purposes of her great author in visiting poor
+mortals with their heart-chastening woes. At the time of which we speak,
+this place of the dead was entirely surrounded with high oaks and
+spreading elms, except where the silvery Kirtle embraced the hallowed
+spot, as she rolled slowly along--more slowly, it might almost appear,
+at this spot than elsewhere--and murmured a soft threnody in the ears of
+the guardian spirits, that there tended the clay forms which they once
+animated. A few very rude stones, whose rudeness was their greatest
+recommendation to the sentimental mind, told, in the quaint "old Inglis"
+of that day, their simple tale. "Here lyethe the race of ye sons of
+Kirconnelle," might have been seen on a rude freestone that has long
+since disappeared. "Terraughtie did choose to lie her," appeared upon
+another old relic; and some exhibited more simple tokens--still pointing
+out nothing more than name and surname, yet more eloquent in that
+brevity than the most "storied urn." "Jon Kirkpatrycke," "Andrew
+Welles," "Heln Johnston," "Mary of the Le'," without one word more to
+say what they were, where they lived, when they visited this scene of
+sorrow, and when they departed from it, possessed an eloquence in their
+simple brevity that moved the heart of the visiter with a power now
+little felt and less appreciated. The swelling green tumuli, with these
+simple-speaking, grey-headed stones, standing, yet leaning to a side, as
+if themselves bent by the hands of time, how humbly might they appear,
+encircled as they were, with the proud monarch of the wood, the primeval
+oak, that had seen the sires and grandsires of the lowly inhabitants of
+"Death's Mailing" rise and fall, and become dust, as man contemplates
+the day-fly wing forth in the morning, live out its day, and die. Such
+was the romantic burying-place of Kirconnel at the time of which we
+speak; and even now, when the oak has fallen before the axe of
+civilisation, and Fame's trump has sounded even over the tomb, the place
+has a hallowed and romantic character (the Kirtle is still there) not
+exhibited by other burying-grounds in Scotland.
+
+In those retreats, the members of the family of Kirconnel passed the
+greater part of their time. Helen, though a lover of home, was fond of
+gratifying a fancy pregnant of beautiful images, and a taste for what is
+lovely in nature, by sitting by the banks of the Kirtle, and supplying
+her mind with the pabulum of the old Scottish romances. "Raf Coilyear
+and his Cross-bow," and "Gilbert with the White Hand," though soon
+superseded by the continental romances, were then the legitimate
+fountains of amusement to the fair maids of Scotland; and those who
+aimed at sublimer flights, might have had recourse to "Fyn Maccowl," or
+"Gret Gow Macmorne;" but there was in none of the works as yet
+circulated in Scotland, what might gratify the intense yearnings of the
+female heart for those poetical images which subsequently sprang up with
+the more mature growth of chivalry. The loves of warriors are not the
+loves of everyday life, far less the loves of the inspired poet; and
+Helen, as she read these old legendary romances, might find in them the
+amusement that afforded a relaxing alternative to her own poetical
+communings with the oldest bard of all--Nature; but for the inspiration
+of love itself she required the talisman--man--in that high aspect she
+had prefigured of the noblest of God's creatures, to rouse her heart
+from nature to the lover's dream.
+
+As yet the Maid of Kirconnel had not seen any one that realised the idea
+she had formed, by the banks of the Kirtle, of the individual who could
+call up in her young bosom those extraordinary emotions which constitute
+"love's young dream." The secluded mode of life adopted by her parents
+was unfavourable to a choice of the talismanic objects; and it even
+appeared to be her father and mother's wish that such choice should be
+excluded, that her heart might, in the absence of many forms, learn to
+be pleased with the man whom their love or policy might point out to her
+adoption. A second cousin of her own, Walter Bell of Blacket House, had
+a free passport to the hall of Kirconnel, as well as to the bowers that
+were enshrined in Kirconnel woods. The laird saw in the young man his
+nearest heir, in the event of his Helen being taken from him by fate;
+and the lady could detect, as she thought, in Bell's quiet and sombre
+manner, some assimilation to her own love of retirement and ease, and a
+consequent disrelish of the warlike and sanguinary customs of the times.
+Yet it was known that the young laird of Blacket House had been engaged
+in secret frays between the Johnstones and Crightons; while, for some
+purpose not generally known, though, from what we have said, not
+difficult to be surmised, he had fought in disguise, and disclaimed the
+glory of having hewn off the heads of many Johnstones, whose deaths
+might have brought him renown, if not wealth. He had fought from a
+spirit of animosity and a thirst of blood that lay deep buried in his
+heart, but which, along with its noisome fruits, he had striven to
+conceal, from the knowledge he possessed of the pacific disposition of
+his friends the Kirconnels, whose good-will he had a motive to cultivate
+more powerful than that of wealth or glory. He wished to recommend
+himself to the fair Helen, by acquiring the love and esteem of her
+father and mother; and he doubted not that, by his own personal
+accomplishments--neither few nor unimportant--aided by the advice or
+power of parental love and authority, he would succeed in changing in
+her the old habitual feelings of ordinary friendship into the higher and
+purer sentiments of affection.
+
+And sure it was that no one who ever aimed to acquire a "ladye's love,"
+made his attempt with more advantages on his side than Walter Bell of
+Blacket House. The gay lover in the old romance, who cried that, with
+the advantage of making love in a wood, and by the side of a silver
+stream, he would gain the heart of the fairest woman of Christendom,
+though his face were as black as the coal slave's, and his lineage no
+better than the knave-child's, spoke more of human nature than he
+himself perhaps knew. But he spoke of women in the aggregate; and it is
+not unlikely that such a woman as fair Helen of Kirconnel had never come
+under the trial of his skill. The truth of the statement fell to be
+tested by one who, besides the advantages stated by the gay knight,
+could boast the consent of a father, old friendship, and a face and a
+lineage against which no exception could be taken by the admirers of
+graces and genealogy. Bell was aware of the advantages he possessed; but
+he could calculate the strength of these better than he could fathom the
+mysteries of woman's heart. Although the greater part of his time was
+passed at Kirconnel, where he took every opportunity of threading the
+mazes of the oak woods, or sitting by the side of the Kirtle, with the
+object of his affections, it is doubtful if he ever ascertained, by the
+passing indications she exhibited, that her thoughts and feelings were
+pitched much beyond the grade of those which nature had awarded to
+himself. She saw and felt beauties in the scenery of Kirconnel, which to
+her lover were but as the "sear leaf." Every object in nature--from the
+planet to the plant, from the shining levin of heaven to the phosphoric
+beam on the margin of the Kirtle--had some intelligence for her
+inquiring eye. Every power in operation around her--from the general
+sympathy of nature's highest elements, to the loves of the little forest
+birds that sung their love-song in her bower--had some charm to elevate
+her thoughts and sublime her sentiments. She, therefore, who could
+search for intelligence where others saw nothing but inert matter, or,
+at least, the uninteresting indications of everyday nature, might
+probably have been an unfortunate object on whom our said romantic
+knight might try the effect of his extraneous charms of wood and water.
+Nor was she at all fitted for being acted upon by the love intrigues of
+her cousin of Blacket House, who, coming far short of a knowledge of the
+elevated sentiments by which she was inspired, could neither yield her
+that sympathy which she required as a _sine qua non_ of affection, nor
+stand the investigation of the shrewd wisdom or the high philosophy of
+the heart of an elevated woman. While he simply sued and used the
+ordinary words of love, she analysed, and found that, where she never
+could be understood, she never could dispose of her affections.
+
+The mind of Helen had long been made up on the question of her cousin's
+suit. It had begun early; and the innumerable walks he had enjoyed with
+her along the banks of the Kirtle had afforded him a thousand
+opportunities of declaring his feelings. By the natural tact of women,
+she had always contrived to evade the question, and contented herself,
+even in the midst of extravagant declarations, with negative indications
+of her inability to return his passion. These he understood not; and,
+unfortunately, he acted upon the principle that has driven many a fond
+lover to despair--that the mistress who appears to listen without
+displeasure is presumed to give a tacit consent. They know little of the
+heart of woman who trust their happiness or their lives to the frail
+bark of such a fond and dangerous delusion. A woman will seldom put an
+end to the adulation that supports her pride; but the Maid of Kirconnel,
+who had no pride to gratify, acted as many a single-hearted female has
+done and will do, who receives without a frown that her nature detests,
+but without a satisfaction that her honesty will not allow her to
+assume, the fond speeches of an old friend, couched in terms of an
+admiration which is only her due. The native sensibility of her soul
+shrank at the thought of first construing harshly her relative's
+professions of affection, and then telling him that he was not the
+individual who was qualified to win her heart. Yet, in justice to her,
+it requires to be stated, that she often communed with herself, in her
+solitary walks, on the necessity of checking her cousin's fond and
+unfortunate delusion, lest evil might come out of gentleness so nearly
+allied to good.
+
+This unfortunate connection between Blacket House and his fair cousin,
+fated as it was to continue, assumed daily a more critical aspect. The
+young man, overwhelmed by a passion that was daily and hourly fed by the
+contemplation of a beauty and qualities seldom before witnessed in a
+Scottish maiden, was not only intoxicated by the violence of his love,
+but satisfied that his cousin, in return loved him with an affection
+only more chastely expressed, though, of course, not less powerful than
+his own. Her parents, too, who had lent a fond and willing ear to his
+statements of their daughter's love for him, had made up their minds
+upon a point which presented all the appearances of being sealed and
+settled by her who had the greatest interest in its truth. She was
+always to be found by him in her solitary walks among Kirconnel woods.
+Their meetings were favoured by their parents; their walks were
+uninterrupted; the current of his passion flowed without check, and his
+expressions only varied in becoming more animated. The absence of a
+_harsh denial_ filled the measure of a deluding, blending hope; and
+while the courses of their two minds were in directions entirely
+opposite--his along the rose-strewed valley of a requited affection;
+hers in a channel that led to objects too brilliant for his dull eye to
+scan, and too sublime for his unfledged fancy to reach--he conceived
+that a mutual sympathy of congenial feeling animated both their hearts.
+
+It was at this extraordinary state of the domestic affairs of Kirconnel
+that an extraneous cause gave a new current to the feelings of the young
+maiden, without having the effect of changing that of her lover, or of
+opening the eyes of her father and mother to the true fact, that she
+could not love the man they intended as her husband. A gallant,
+high-spirited youth, one of the Flemings of Kirkpatrick, had followed a
+doe up to within a very short space of Kirconnel House. The timid
+creature had taken to the water, and, springing on the opposite bank,
+fled past a bower in which Helen was at the time sitting reading "Sir
+Tristam," then in the hands of every young lady in Scotland and England.
+She started as the creature shot past her, and, putting her head timidly
+forward, to get a better view of the fleet inhabitant of the forest, saw
+before her, with cap in hand, bowing, in knightly guise, Adam Fleming of
+Kirkpatrick. Neither of the two had before seen the other; but the fame
+of the one's noble mien, high mind, and martial virtues, and of the
+other's incomparable beauty and elevation of sentiment, had reached
+reciprocally their willing ears.
+
+"That a Fleming of Kirkpatrick," said the youth, still bowing humbly,
+and smiling, "should have had the boldness to interpose the image of his
+worthless person between the fancy and the heaven of the meditations of
+fair Helen of Kirconnel, doth, by my sword, require an apology. Shall I
+be still bolder in asking a pardon?"
+
+The effect produced on Helen's mind by the noble figure of the youth,
+and the romantic and playful turn he had given to his intrusion, was
+quick and heartfelt. It was, besides, simultaneous with the memory of
+his spread fame; and in an instant her face was in a glow of mixed shame
+and confusion, the causes of which, perhaps, lay deeper than the
+influence of a mere feeling of surprise or interruption.
+
+"You have my full forgiveness, sir," she replied, while her face glowed
+deeper, in spite of her efforts to appear unaffected.
+
+Her soft musical voice fell on the ear of the youth; but his keen, dark
+eye was busy with the examination of charms with which his ear had been
+long familiar. The blush of a woman is a man's triumph; whatever may be
+its secret cause, the man will construe it favourably to himself, in the
+face of a denial of his power; and so far at least he has the right,
+that nature herself evidences in his favour, by an acknowledgment that
+he has touched the fountains of the heart. Fleming was not different
+from other men; and, though he might have been wrong in his construction
+of the secret moving impulse which called up the mantling adornment of
+beauty that was almost beyond the power of increase, he felt the full
+influence of the effect he thought he had produced, and, conceiving
+himself favourably received, laid in his heart the germs of an affection
+that was to govern his destiny. The forms of breeding, more punctilious
+in those days of chivalry than even now, forbade farther communication
+at that time, and, bowing gracefully as he drank up the rays of her
+blushing beauty, he bounded away after his dogs, that had kept their
+course in pursuit of the flying doe.
+
+This was the first time that ever Helen had seen a stranger huntsman
+cross Kirconnel Lee in pursuit of his game; but it was soon to appear
+that roes and does, when pursued by the gallant Fleming, seemed to think
+that in the recesses of Kirconnel they might find that safety which was
+denied them in other coverts; at least it became certain that more of
+that kind of game fled before the hunter over Kirconnel Lee, after the
+meeting we have described, than ever were seen before by man or maiden.
+Meanwhile the image of the noble youth, with his clear, intelligent eye,
+his rising and expanded forehead, from which his black hair was shaded
+to a side, and mixed with the long flowing locks that reached down to
+his shoulders; his intellectual expression of countenance, where beauty
+sat enshrined among the virtues, his breeding, his modesty, his voice
+and general bearing--were all busy with the fancy of the Maid of
+Kirconnel. Nature's talisman had been applied, and the charm had wrought
+in its highest and most mysterious power. Nor less had been the effect
+of that first meeting on the mind of the youthful heir of Kirkpatrick.
+They loved; and the does which afterwards brushed over Kirconnel Lee
+were only the scouts of the hunting lover, who, while he could not help
+the choice of the flying wilding in taking that direction, could not, of
+a consequence, avoid a repeated _intrusion_ on the wood-bower privacy of
+her who longed to see him with a heart that palpitated at his coming as
+strongly as did that of the flying deer. The rules of breeding direct
+all their force against a first interview; against a second, though
+brought about in the same way as the first, they have no efficacy; and
+love, which defies the whole code, soon reconciled differences which he
+despised. A few meetings revealed to each other the fact--which, somehow
+or other, is discovered by nobody but lovers--that one person has been
+intended from the beginning of the world to be formed for another. The
+heir of Kirkpatrick and the Maid of Kirconnel exhibited to each other
+such a similarity of thought, feeling, and sentiment, that love seemed
+to have nothing more to do than to tie those threads which nature had
+not only spun, but hung forth with a predisposed reciprocity of
+communication. The discovery that their thoughts had taken the same
+range, and reached an equal altitude of elevation, carried with it that
+pleasant surprise that is always favourable to the progress of the
+tender passion; and the delight of a new-born sympathy in sentiments
+that had long gratified only the heart in which they were conceived, but
+which now were seen glowing in the eyes of another, was only another
+form of that passion itself.
+
+Though Helen had seen many indications that might have satisfied her (if
+her mind had been directed to the subject) that her father and mother
+were bent upon a match between her cousin of Blacket House and her, she
+had never, either from a want of courage or steady serious thought on
+the subject, put it to herself what was her precise predicament or
+condition, on the supposition of such circumstance being in itself true
+and irremediable. She had hitherto had no great need for secresy,
+because she did not love another; and her father, mother, and lover,
+having taken it for granted that she was favourable to her cousin's
+suit, nothing of a definite nature had ever transpired to call for a
+demonstration on her part, as an alternative of dishonesty and
+double-dealing. Her situation was now changed. She now loved, and loved
+ardently, another; and the necessity she felt of meeting the heir of
+Kirkpatrick in secret, brought out in full relief her inmost sense of
+what were the views and purposes of her father and mother, and all the
+responsibility of her negative conduct, as regarded the suit of him she
+could never love. But, strange as it may seem, if she felt a difficulty
+in correcting her cousin and disobeying her parents before the accession
+of her love, she felt that difficulty rise to an impossibility after
+that important event of her life. She trembled at the thought of her
+love being crossed: one word of her rejection of the suit of her cousin
+would reach the ears of her parents; dissension would be thrown into the
+temple of peace; her love would be discovered; her lover, a man famous
+in arms, and an aider of the Johnstones, the opponents of Blacket House,
+traced, rejected, and banished: and her heart finally torn and broken by
+the antagonist powers of love and duty. She felt her own weakness, and
+trembled at it, without coming to a resolution to make a disclosure;
+while her overwhelming love carried her, on the moonlight nights, over
+Kirconnel Lee, to meet her faithful Heir of Kirkpatrick in the romantic
+burying-ground already described. This extraordinary place was that
+fixed upon by the lovers for their night meetings; for in any other part
+of the domains of Kirconnel they could not have escaped the eye of
+Blacket House; who, though he had no suspicion of a rival, was so often
+in search of the object of his engrossing passion, that she seldom went
+out without being observed by the ever-waking and vigilant surveillance
+of love.
+
+Many times already had Helen waited till her unconscious parents retired
+to the rest of the aged, and the moon threw her sheet of silver over
+Kirconnel Lee, and, wrapped up in a night-cloak, slipped out at the
+wicker-gate of the west enclosure, to seek, under the shades of the
+oaks, Death's Mailing, the appointed trysting-place of the ardent
+lovers. Again she was to see her beloved Heir of Kirkpatrick, and at
+last she had resolved to break to him the painful position in which she
+was placed by the still existing belief of her parents and Blacket
+House, that she was to be his wedded wife. On this occasion, she sat
+wistfully looking out at her chamber window. Her father and mother had
+retired to their couch. Everything was quiet, the wind stilled, and the
+mighty oaks whispered not the faintest sigh to disturb the sensitive ear
+of night. The moon was already up, and she was on the eve of wrapping
+her cloak round her, and creeping forth into the forest shade, when she
+observed the long shadow of a man extending many yards upon the shining
+grass of the green lee. The figure of the individual she could not see;
+for a projection of the building, sufficient to conceal him, but not to
+prevent his shadow from being revealed, interrupted her vision. She
+hesitated and trembled. If the shadow had moved and disappeared, she
+could have accounted for it, by supposing that some of the domestics had
+not yet retired to bed; but why should a man stand alone and stationary
+at that hour, in that place, in that position? Her fears ran all upon
+Blacket House, who was never happy but when in her presence or near her
+person; and who had been, on a former occasion, reported by the servants
+to have lain and slept under her window for an entire night, and never
+left his position till the morning sun exposed the doting lover to the
+wondering eyes of the domestics, who had never yet felt a love that kept
+them awake for more than a dreamy hour at cockcrow. As she gazed and
+hesitated, her hour was passing, and her lover would be among the
+grave-stones, waiting for her. Her anxiety grew intense; she feared to
+go, but shook at the thoughts of disappointing _him_; never dreaming (so
+whispered love) of herself. The figure still stood as stationary as a
+grave-stone, while her soul was agitated like the restless spirit that
+hovers over it, sighing for the hour of departure to the regions of
+ether. She could bear no longer; the projection which concealed him
+would conceal her; she plied the furtive steps of love; and crossing,
+like a fairy on the moonlit green knowe, the rising lawn, was forth
+among the towering oaks in as little time as the shadow of a passing
+cloud would have taken to trail its dingy traces over the shining lee.
+
+In a short time she arrived at the churchyard, and saw, through the
+interstices of the surrounding trees, the Heir of Kirkpatrick sitting on
+a green tumulus, the grave of one who had perhaps loved as they now
+loved, waiting for her who was beyond the trysting-hour. In a moment
+longer she was in his arms, and the stillness of the dead was invaded by
+the stifled sighs, the burning whispers, the rustling pressure of
+ardent, impatient lovers. The rising graves, and the mossy tomb-stones,
+and the white scattered bones that had escaped the sexton's eye, and
+glittered in the moonbeams, were equally neglected and overlooked; and
+no fear of fairy, ghost, or gnome, or gowl, entered where Love left no
+room but for his own engrossing sacrifices. The simple monument of love
+of "Mary of the Le'," that rose by their side, had often brought the
+tears to Helen's eyes; but Mary of the Lee was now forgotten. "There is
+a time and a place for all things" but love, whose rule is general over
+the flowery lee and the green grave, the mid-day hour and the dreary
+key-stone of night's black arch.
+
+"What kept ye, sweet Helen, love?" whispered Kirkpatrick in her ear, as
+she lay entranced in love's dream on his bosom.
+
+"By that question, good Adam," answered she, according to the mode of
+familiar address of her day, "there hangs a secret that oppresses your
+Helen, and drinks up all the joys of our affection."
+
+"Speak it forth, my gentle Helen," said Fleming. "What is it? The
+secresy of our meeting? I have been meditating a resolution to address
+your father, and this will confirm me. He can have no objections to my
+suit, save that I am a friend of the Johnstones, and an open warrior;
+while your cousin, whom you rejected before you saw me, is a concealed
+mosstrooper, and a secret manslayer."
+
+"There, there," muttered Helen, with trembling emotion--"there, Adam,
+you have hit the bleeding part of my heart. I did not say to you that I
+had rejected Blacket House before I saw you; but you were entitled to
+make that supposition, because I told you that I never received his
+love; but, alas! Adam, there is a distinction there; and, small as it
+may seem, its effects may be great upon the fortunes and happiness of
+your Helen. It is true I have never received his love; but it is equally
+true that his love, having overgrown the thought of a possibility of
+rejection, has overlooked my negative indications, and put down my
+silence for consent. Yes, Adam, yes--even now Blacket House thinks I
+love him; and, oh! the full responsibility of my apathy rises before me
+like a threatening giant; my father and my mother have, I fear, taken
+for granted that I am to become the wedded wife of my cousin."
+
+"Helen, this does indeed surprise me," replied Kirkpatrick, thoughtfully
+and sorrowfully. "I thought I had a sufficient objection to overcome on
+the part of your father, when I had to conquer the prejudices of
+clanship, and soothe his fears of my ardent spirit for the foray. But
+this changes all, and my difficulties are increased from the height of
+Kirconnel Lee to the towering Criffel." And he sat silent for a time,
+and mused thoughtfully. "But why, my love," he continued, "have you
+allowed this dangerous delusion to rest so long undisturbed, till it has
+become a conviction that may only be removed with danger to us all?"
+
+"Ask me not, Adam," replied she, with a full heart, "what I cannot
+explain. While the tongue of Blacket House's friendship was changing to
+love, I, whose thoughts were otherwise directed, perceived not the
+change; and when the truth appeared to me, my love for my father and
+mother, against the placid stream of whose life I have ever trembled to
+throw the smallest pebble of a daughter's disobedience, prevented me,
+day by day, from making the avowal that I could not love their choice.
+The difficulty increased with the hour; and, ah! my love for you crowned
+it at last with impossibility."
+
+"That should rather have removed the difficulty," answered he. "Explain,
+sweet Helen. You are dealing in shadowy parables."
+
+"Think you so, Adam?" said she, sighing. "Ah, then, is man's love
+different from woman's? The one can look an obstacle in the face; the
+other turns from it with terror, and flees. See you not that, by telling
+my parents I could not love my cousin, I would have been conjuring up a
+bad angel to cross, with his black wing, the secret but sweet path of
+our affection. The very possibility of being separated from you--too
+dear, Adam, as you are to this beating heart--made me tremble at the
+articulation of that charmed word which contains all my happiness on
+earth. You have stolen my heart from my father and mother, my sweet
+woods and bowers, my bright moon and Kirtle; and think you what it would
+be for me to lose him in whom all is centred!"
+
+"Ah! Helen, Helen, this is unlike the majesty of that mind that roved
+the blue fields of the heavens, and searched the hidden springs of the
+love that reigns through all created things. That such thoughts should
+be allied to that weakness which increases inevitable danger by flying
+from it, I could not have supposed to be exemplified by my Maid of
+Kirconnel. Yet is that trembling fear not a greater proof of my Helen's
+love than an outspoken rejection of twenty rival suitors? It is--I feel
+it is; and who will chide a fault of earth that hangs by a virtue of
+heaven? Dear, devoted, cherished object of my first passion, what has
+the simple heir of Kirkpatrick to give in exchange for the devotion of
+such a being?"
+
+And the impassioned youth pressed her closer and closer to his breast,
+while he spread over her shoulders the falling cloak, to shield her from
+the autumn dews.
+
+They sat for some time silent--the difficulty of their situation being
+for a brief period forgotten and lost in the tumult of the rising
+feelings of a strong mutual passion.
+
+"But this must not be allowed to continue," again said Kirkpatrick. "It
+is _necessary_, Helen, that you do this duty to yourself, to your
+cousin, your parents, and to me. Call up the necessary fortitude, my
+love. Tell your mother that you cannot love Blacket House. I know the
+pain it will produce to you and to them; but, alas! there are many
+positions in this world where we can only get to the object of our
+desires through painful means. Pain is, indeed, the price of most of our
+pleasures; and, when we do not pay that price, we become bankrupt in our
+best feelings, and die wretched. When the path is free, I shall come
+forward and claim my Helen in the face of the world. Will you, will you,
+love?"
+
+And he bent his head, and repeated the question in soft tones beneath
+the cloak that covered her head; while she, in muffled accents,
+replied--
+
+"I will, I will, Adam, though I should die with the last word of the
+declaration."
+
+A heavy groan at this moment fell upon their ear. Adam started hastily
+up; and Helen, roused from her love's dream, stood petrified with fear.
+They looked around them in every direction; but the proximity of the
+place where they had been sitting to the edge of the wood, rendered it
+easy for an intruder to overhear their discourse, and to escape among
+the trees in an instant. Helen's fears again fell on Blacket House, and
+she whimpered to Adam what she had observed previous to her leaving the
+house. He conceived them to be well founded; and, as the thought of the
+man who could kill his enemies in disguise, and deny the deed, flashed
+upon his mind, he felt for his sword, and then smiled at the precipitude
+of his defensive precaution. It was necessary, however, that Helen
+should now hurry home; and, surmounting the turf-dyke of the
+burying-ground, they, with rapid steps, made for Kirconnel House, at a
+little distance from which they parted, with a close embrace. Helen
+stood for a moment, and looked after her lover; then, wrapping her cloak
+about her head, she moved quickly round the edge of the enclosed lawn,
+and was on the eve of running forward to the wicket, when Blacket House
+stood before her. He looked for a moment sternly at her, spoke not a
+word, and then dashed away into the wood. Terrified still more, Helen
+hurried away, and got into the house and her own chamber before the full
+extent of her danger opened, with all its probable consequences, upon
+her mind. Having undressed herself, she retired to her couch, and
+meditated on the extraordinary position in which she was now placed. She
+had now been discovered by her cousin, who, no doubt, knew well that she
+had that night had a secret meeting with Kirkpatrick--a partisan of his
+antagonists, the Johnstones. The discovery of a rival had come on him
+with the discovery of a delusion under which he had sighed, and dreamed,
+and hoped for years. It was probable, nay, certain, then, that the
+communication she intended to make to her father and mother, that she
+could not love Blacket House, would be received along with the
+elucidating commentary, that the lover now despised had discovered her
+love intercourse with the heir of Kirkpatrick. She would, therefore, get
+no credit for her statement that she never loved her cousin; but would
+be set down as a breaker of pledges, and one who traitorously amused
+herself with the broken hopes of her unfortunate lovers. Whether she
+made the communication or not, it would be made by Blacket House, whose
+fear of losing the object of his affections, or his revenge--whichever
+of the two moved him--would force him to the immediate disclosure. The
+serenity of the domestic peace and happiness of Kirconnel House would be
+clouded for the first time, and that by the disobedience of one who had
+heretofore been held to contribute, in no small degree, to that which
+she was to be the means of destroying, perhaps for ever. The contrast
+between the confidence, the hope, and the affection with which she had
+been, by her parents, contemplated, and fondly cherished, during all the
+bygone part of her life, and the new-discovered treachery into which her
+secret love for a stranger would be construed, was a thought she could
+scarcely bear. These and a thousand other things passed through her
+thoughts with a rapidity which did not lessen the burning pain of their
+impress upon her mind; and the repetition of a thousand reflections,
+fears, and hopes, produced in the end a confusion that terrified sleep
+from her pillow, and consigned her to the powers of anguish for the
+remainder of the night and morning.
+
+She rose with a burning cheek and a high-fluttering pulse, produced by
+the fever of mind under which she still laboured. She opened the
+casement to let in the cool breeze of morning to brace her nerves, and
+enable her to stand an interview with her father and mother, who might
+already (for Blacket House was at Kirconnel at all hours) be in
+possession of the secret of what they conceived to be their once-loved
+Helen's disobedience and treachery. Her own communication, which she had
+pledged herself to Kirkpatrick to make, was now invested with treble
+terrors; and though she knew that her safety and happiness depended upon
+an open declaration, she felt herself totally unable to make it.
+Trembling and irresolute, she approached the parlour where her father
+and mother, along with herself, were in the habit of taking their
+morning meal. They were there; and there was another there--it was her
+cousin. He looked at her as she entered, with a calm, but mysterious
+eye, which fluttered her nerves again, and forced her to stand for a
+moment in the middle of the apartment, irresolute whether to go forward
+or retreat. She fearfully threw her eye over the faces of her parents.
+There was no change there; the ordinary placidity of their wonted
+manner, and the kindly love-greeting borne in their mellow voices,
+startled her--so strong had been her conviction that all was disclosed.
+Her parents were destitute of guile; and an instant's thought satisfied
+her that they were still in their ignorance of the secret. But Blacket
+House continued his dark gaze in silence; and even this--a decided
+alteration in his manner--was unnoticed by the unsuspecting couple, who
+threw their fond eyes on their loving daughter as their only remaining
+pride and solace. What meant this? The new turn taken by the stream of
+her difficulty and danger surprised and confused her; but, calming by
+the influence of her parents' kindness, she sat down and went through
+the forms of the morning meal, without exhibiting a discomposure that
+might attract the notice of these loving beings, who searched her face
+only for the indications of health and the beams of her pleasure. Her
+comparative composure enabled her to collect her ideas; and she thought
+she now discovered a reason for this seeming forbearance or discretion
+of Blacket House--a man little formed for these, or any other virtues:
+he intended to _sell_ his knowledge at the price of a hand that never
+could be his, but by this or some other means of compulsion. The moment
+this thought--and, under all the circumstances, it was a reasonable
+one--entered her mind, she trembled at the power of the dark-eyed,
+silent being who sat there, and gazed upon her in revengeful triumph.
+For relief, she turned her eyes to her parents; yet she saw there the
+smile that approved his suit, and the confidence that would believe his
+declaration. Her own Kirkpatrick was absent; and she dared not meet him
+to receive the assistance of his advice, to enable her to support
+herself under her trial, or devise a plan suited to the changed
+circumstances for her relief. She hurried over her meal, and hastened
+again to her apartment, to confirm herself in the opinion she had formed
+of Blacket House's intentions. Every thought tended to add to her
+conviction that she was correct, and told her that he never would
+succeed in his scheme. He would now, for certain, endeavour to see her
+alone, and lay before her the danger into which she had plunged herself,
+and the bargain by which she would be relieved from it. But she would
+defeat him; she would renounce her walks in the woods, desert, for a
+time, her bowers, and bid adieu to her silver Kirtle. She would keep her
+apartment under a pretence of slight indisposition--far from an
+untruth--and, in the meantime, try to devise some mode of relief from
+her painful situation.
+
+But the solicitude of her parents interfered, in some degree, with these
+plans. They discovered that she was not so ill as to be unable to seek
+what might do her service--her former walks and amusements around
+Kirconnel Lee; and thus was she obliged to yield to kindness; yet she
+contrived to have her parents near her, so as to deprive Blacket House
+of an opportunity of communicating to her his imputed plan of enforcing
+his suit. As yet, his silence had been continued: her parents were still
+in ignorance; and it was only (so she argued) because he had not
+hitherto found her alone, that his dreaded communication had not as yet
+been made. On the occasion of her first walk, however, she, by some
+untoward chance, was left in one of the arbours alone, and the
+opportunity (the first that had occurred) was seized by him--Blacket
+House was again before her, and all her fears were in a moment roused.
+Their eyes met with an intelligence they had never before possessed.
+Every passing thought seemed to be mutually read, while a few words of
+ordinary import seemed to be only as a preparation to his expected
+statement. Helen did not dare to leave him; she feared to rouse his
+anger, and yet she wanted courage to reply with ordinary pertinence to
+his remarks. His eye was constantly fixed on her, and the few words he
+uttered came with difficulty and pain; yet was there not the slightest
+allusion to the secret he undoubtedly held locked up in his breast. Was
+he not to bring forward his threat of exposing her, as a wrenching
+instrument, to force from her a consent that he was satisfied would
+never be given voluntarily? There was no indication of any such issue.
+What could be the true meaning of this dark-minded man's conduct? Again
+he had disappointed her fearful anticipations. He had not told her
+parents; he was not to tell herself. What then was he to do? She could
+not answer her self-put question; and her surprise when he parted from
+her, after a short conversation, conducted with difficulty, with his
+secret unapproached, and the mysterious stare of his illegible eye, was
+not less than her terror of the anticipated issue when she first
+encountered him.
+
+This new extraordinary element in the subject of her meditations and
+fears disarranged all her ideas, and sent her thoughts in new channels
+for a discovery of what might be the secret plans of her cousin. She
+sighed for an interview with her lover; but that, she was satisfied,
+would be attended with great danger; and thus reduced to her own
+resources, she passed the night following her meeting with Blacket House
+in still increasing pain and difficulty. In the morning she was visited
+in her own chamber by her mother, who appeared, from the serious aspect
+of her countenance, to have something of great importance to
+communicate.
+
+"Helen," began the good matron, "though your father and I have seldom
+broached the subject of love and marriage in your presence, we have,
+with heartfelt satisfaction, observed and understood that the man who
+alone has our consent to win your virgin heart is your own choice. Your
+wooing has lasted so long, that the very birds in the woods are familiar
+with your persons and converse; and surely this is not to last always.
+You are twenty years old, my dear Helen, at the next Beltane, the first
+of May; and I know that it is Blacket House's wish that your happiness
+may be crowned by a union within as short a period as we will agree to
+fix. I have broken the matter to you, my love; and as I am well
+acquainted with the fluttering of Love's wings when Hymen enters the
+bower, I will not urge you to fix a day at present, but leave you to the
+pleasant meditations my communication cannot but call forth. I shall
+send your breakfast to your bedroom this morning, my love; but I hope we
+may walk in the afternoon. Say nothing, Helen. Adieu! adieu!"
+
+And the mother left the room rapidly, as if to avoid noticing the
+blushes of the supposed happy damsel. Helen heard the words uttered, as
+one may be supposed to feel the syllables of a condemnation falling upon
+the heart. It was well that her mother departed so rapidly, for the
+agitation the kind parent attributed to joy, was but the prelude to a
+faint, which retained her cold and struggling in its relentless arms for
+a considerable period. The first indications of consciousness were, if
+possible, more terrible than the last thoughts that frightened it away.
+For a long period she sat upon the couch where she had heard the
+dreadful intelligence, and, passing her hand over her brow, tried to
+collect her energies, so as to be able to contemplate the full extent of
+her evil. She thought she could now see some connection between the
+announcement made by her mother and the extraordinary and mysterious
+conduct of Blacket House, though she was satisfied that neither of her
+parents possessed any knowledge of her intercourse with Kirkpatrick. The
+scheme of the early marriage might originate in the fears of her cousin,
+while his secresy was only still maintained till he found that she would
+not yield to her parents' authority; when would be the time for using
+his threat of disclosure to Helen, to compel her consent. All this
+reasoning seemed founded in existing circumstances and appearances; but
+so confused were her thoughts, and so painful every effort of her mind
+to acquire clearer views, that she felt inclined to renounce reasoning
+on a subject that seemed at every turn to defeat all her efforts to come
+to the real truth. Her misery was at least certain; for now, while the
+absolute necessity of a disclosure of her secret love became more
+peremptory and inevitable, the circumstances under which it would be
+made were such as would add to the unhappiness of her parents, and to
+the apparent deceit and treachery of her own nature, which was,
+notwithstanding, incapable of guile.
+
+Meanwhile, the effects of so much mental anguish, acting upon a tender
+frame, became soon apparent in her pale countenance and swollen eyes.
+She would not leave her apartment; and when her mother again visited
+her, she saw a change on her daughter very different from that which
+accompanies the character of a bride in prospective. The circumstance
+surprised the old lady; but still so satisfied was she that there could
+exist no objection to a lover whom she had (as was thought) cherished
+for years, that it never occurred to her that the change in her daughter
+was attributable to the announcement she had made to her; while Helen
+herself, oppressed with the secret which she struggled (as yet in vain)
+to divulge, shunned a subject which she found herself unable to treat in
+such a way as would insure to her relief from her sorrow. Every effort
+was made to get her out into the woods, where her former scenes might
+enliven her mind, and bring back her wonted spirits, which, chiming the
+musical bells of youth's happy glee, used to charm the age-stricken
+hearts of her parents. But these scenes had lost their power over her.
+The secrets Blacket House had to divulge still lay like an unholy spirit
+upon her heart, killed its energies, and rendered her miserable. She
+expected the additional sorrow of his society in these forced walks, and
+her grief was mixed with surprise at his absence. He was often at the
+house, but he avoided her. She even saw him turn into a by-path, to get
+out of the way in which she walked--a circumstance as inexplicable as
+any of the prior difficulties with which the whole affair was beset on
+every side. She continued her meditations, called up repeated energies
+to nerve her for her disclosure, and, with many a sigh, felt them die
+away, and the tongue cleave to her mouth, as the unavailing effort shook
+her frame.
+
+She had been in the habit of meeting Kirkpatrick at regular intervals;
+but two of the stated periods had passed without an interview. The third
+was approaching; and she trembled as the necessity of throwing herself
+on his bosom, and seeking counsel in her difficulty, appeared to her in
+such a form as to shake her resolution not to encounter another
+night-meeting with her cousin. On the morning of that evening when she
+must repair to the burying-ground, or lose the chance of meeting
+Kirkpatrick for a considerable time, it was announced to her parents, in
+her presence, at the table of the morning meal, that Blacket House had,
+on the previous day, gone on a visit to a relation in a very distant
+part of the country, and that he would not return for eight days. She
+heard it, and her eyes were involuntarily turned up to heaven, in
+thanksgiving for the opportunity she now enjoyed of sobbing out her
+sorrows on the bosom of her Kirkpatrick, and getting good counsel in her
+distress. She said nothing when the announcement was made, and heard,
+without heeding, the remarks of her parents. Her thoughts were in
+Death's Mailing, and the pallid hue of her cheek gave place for a moment
+to the flush that followed the fancied touch of his lips, and the
+pressure that brought her nearer to the bosom where lay all the relief
+she now had in this world. She sought more freely than she had done for
+some time her old retreats, and again the song of the merle had some
+music for her ear--so ready is the oppressed soul to seek its accustomed
+pleasures, that it will clutch them in the interval of a suspended
+grief, though sure to return. Her cousin was gone for a time; he could
+not cross in these paths of the wood; and, oh happy thought! she would
+lie on the bosom of her Kirkpatrick, and breathe forth, uninterrupted,
+love's sweet tale, rendered sweeter and dearer by the grief with which
+it was shaded.
+
+The evening fell that night beautiful and serene. No vapour clouded the
+"silver sheen," and no breath of wind rustled a leaf on the trees.
+
+"Hail to ye, bright queen!" ejaculated Helen, as she folded her mantle
+round her, and was on the eve of seeking the wood; "once more light me
+to my lover, if, after this meeting, you should for ever hide your face
+among the curtains of heaven."
+
+And, breathing quick with the rising expectation of being enclosed in
+his arms, she issued from the house, and sought the well-known loaning
+that led to the burying-ground. Her grief had sunk for a time amidst the
+swelling impulses of her passion; and it was not till she had been
+pressed to his bosom, her brow kissed by his burning lips, and
+deep-drawn sighs exhausted the ardour of a first embrace after so long a
+separation, that one single thought of the cruelty of her situation
+arose in her mind. They sat on the tumulus where they had sat often
+before. The gravestones around them lay serene in a flood of moonlight;
+the soft "buller" of the wimpling Kirtle was all that disturbed the
+silence of the night; calmly there reposed the dead of many generations;
+if their lives were ended, their griefs, too, were past; and Mary of the
+Le', whose grey monument reflected clearly the moon's light, was free
+from the anguish which, in struggling sighs, came from the bosom of her
+who was _yet_ above the green mound. Helen told her lover all the
+extraordinary circumstances of her situation. She wept at every turn of
+a new difficulty, and Adam's eyes were also suffused with tears; he
+pressed her again to his breast, and bade her be of better heart, for
+that better days were coming on the wings of time.
+
+"I confess," he said, "my dear love, that I am unable to understand the
+conduct of that dark-minded man; but what can he do, if my Helen should
+yet redeem her error, and make this necessary disclosure? That is alone
+the cure of our pain. Oh, Helen! what a load of evil might have been
+averted from our heads by the exercise of a little self-command!"
+
+"I see it, I feel it," replied she; "but there are powers higher than
+the resolves of mortals. I have struggled with myself till the blood was
+sent back in my veins, and frightened nature saved the powerless victim
+of grief by the mantle of unconsciousness. What, Adam, shall I do? I
+feel I am unequal to the task of speaking a daughter's rebellion and a
+traitor's resolution."
+
+"When everything is explained, Helen," replied the other, "the treachery
+disappears, and a father and mother's love will not die under the
+passing cloud of a little anger. Think of our bliss, love! Did hope
+never bring courage to your tongue, Helen? Ah, what would that bright
+goddess make Adam Fleming dare!"
+
+"And what," said she, "would Helen Bell not dare for the love she bears
+to her Adam, if that sacred feeling of a daughter's duty were overcome?
+But it must be. I shall fall upon my mother's neck, and weep out with
+burning tears of repentance a daughter's contrition. I will appeal to
+the heart of a mother and a woman. I will conjure up her own first love,
+move again the spring of her earliest affection, and feign to her my
+father lost, and her heart wrecked. Ay, Adam, hope--the hope of the
+possession of you--will accomplish all this. Helen has said it, and the
+issue will prove."
+
+This burst of generous resolution produced a flood of tears. She crept
+closer to him, and the throbs of her heart were heard in the silence
+which reigned among the graves. A rustling sound among the trees roused
+her; she lifted her head, and fixed her eyes on a part of the wood on
+the other side of the Kirtle. For a moment she watched some movements
+not noticed by her lover. They rose, and Adam stood aside to get a
+better view of the interruption. In an instant she clung to his bosom; a
+loud shot reverberated through the wood; Helen fell dead--the ball
+destined for Kirkpatrick having been received by the devoted maiden, who
+saw the hand uplifted that was to do the deed of blood. Neither scream
+nor audible sigh came from her; one spring when the ball entered the
+heart--and death!
+
+Kirkpatrick saw at once death and the cause of it, and in an instant he
+gave pursuit. Springing with a bound over the Kirtle, he seized Blacket
+House in the act of flight. The murderer turned, sword in hand, and a
+battle was fought in the wood, such as never was witnessed in the heat
+of the contest of armies. Had his opponent had twenty lives, the fury of
+Kirkpatrick would have been unsatiated by them all. His spirit was
+roused to that of a demon; a supernatural strength nerved his arm; he
+despised life and all its blessings; the world had in an instant lost
+for him any charms, but as the place where lived that one man whose
+blood was to glut his vengeance. His sword found the heart of Blacket
+House, and twenty wounds verified the ballad:--
+
+ "I lighted down my sword to draw--
+ I hacked him in pieces sma'--
+ I hacked him in pieces sma',
+ For her sake that died for me."
+
+He returned to the burying-ground. His Helen's body was as cold as that
+of those who lay beneath.
+
+ "O Helen fair beyond compare,
+ I'll mak a garland of thy hair,
+ Shall bind my heart for evermair
+ Until the day I dee."
+
+Such is the story of Helen Bell, a subject that has employed the pen of
+many a poet, and brought tears to the eyes of millions. We sometimes,
+according to our privilege, amuse our readers with pure unadulterated
+fiction. Would that our task had been such on this occasion!--for we
+prefer the sorrow which fancy, imitating truth, rouses in the heart, to
+the depressing power of "owre true a tale." We may add, that the Maid of
+Kirconnel is more frequently called Helen Irving than Helen Bell, in
+consequence of some doubt as to whether her mother was not really one of
+the Bells, and her father an Irving. After giving the matter all due
+consideration, and searching several authorities, we are satisfied that
+the truth is as we have related it. Our very ingenious friend, Professor
+Gillespie, in a section of the "Gleanings of the Covenant," says that
+the beautiful ballad, some of the lines of which we have quoted, was
+written on "Helen Palmer." We must have his authority.
+
+
+
+
+TOM DUNCAN'S YARN.
+
+
+William Duncan had lived nearly thirty years in the service of a landed
+proprietor in Dumfries-shire; where his honest, upright, trustworthy
+character had gained him the esteem and respect of his employer; and he
+was looked upon more in the light of a humble friend, than of a hired
+menial. Nearly five-and-twenty years had elapsed since his marriage to
+Janet, who had long before been his "neebor" servant. Their family
+consisted of two children, a son and daughter; the latter of whom had
+been, at the time our story commences, for some time married to a
+farm-servant, and was living in a cottage closely adjoining her
+father's. The son had been sent, when about seventeen years of age, with
+cattle to Annan, and had there made acquaintance with some seafaring
+men, whose stories of the wonders of other lands had excited his
+curiosity, and awakened an irrepressible longing to witness the strange
+sights he had heard of. It was in vain that his father and mother strove
+to divert his thoughts into another channel--"he _would_ be a sailor;"
+and they at last wisely consented to what they could not prevent. About
+two years after his departure, Willie's good old master died; having
+left his faithful servant a small annuity, sufficient to make his old
+age comfortable--for he was now almost superannuated. The old gentleman
+had died childless, leaving his estate to a distant relative; and his
+successor, knowing the estimation in which Willie had been held by his
+late master, allowed him to live rent-free in one of the cottages on the
+estate, and treated him, on all occasions, with great consideration and
+kindness. There was but one thing wanting to make the old couple happy:
+their simple appetites were easily satisfied; they had enough and to
+spare, without the toil of labour; but their son, their only son, was a
+wanderer, and years had passed since they had received any intelligence
+of him, and then they had only been informed that he had gone to some
+foreign station. "Oh, could we but see him ance mair afore we dee!" was
+often their exclamation.
+
+One stormy night in October, the old couple were startled by a loud rap
+at the door.
+
+"Preserve us!" said Janet, in great alarm, "what's that? Wha can that be
+chappin at the door on sic a nicht as this? Maybe it's some puir seekin
+body, wantin shelter frae the blast. Up, Willie, man, an' ask wha it
+is."
+
+"It's me, faither--it's Betty," replied the voice of the daughter, in
+answer to her father's queries; "let me in."
+
+"What's brocht ye oot, woman," said Willie, "in sic a clash o' rain as
+this?"
+
+"There's a puir sailor lad come to oor hoose," replied she, "an' he
+wants something to eat an' drink, an' we haena a bite o' cake left: hae
+ye ony to spare? An', what think ye, faither? he kens oor Tam weel, an'
+says he saw him no tha' lang syne."
+
+"Kens oor Tam!" said the old man; "what for did ye no bring him wi' ye?
+Gie's doon my plaid; I'll gang an' speak to him mysel."
+
+"Na, na, faither; ye maunna cross the door while it's pourin this gate.
+I'll fetch him when he's had his supper. I'd hae brocht him afore, but I
+thocht maybe he micht be makin ye believe oor Tam was comin hame, or
+some sic clavers, an' ye wad be wearyin to see him, an' maybe no see him
+after a'."
+
+"An' what for micht he no be comin hame?" said Willie. "It's time he
+war, I think, if he wishes to find the auld folk to the fore."
+
+"Well, but, faither, suppose he war to tell ye that he had seen oor Tam
+twa or three days syne, an' that ye micht expeck to see him hame sune?"
+
+"Mercy, lass! what's the matter wi' ye, wi' yer maybes an' yer supposes?
+What gars ye gang swaggerin up an' doon that gait, lookin as ye were
+demented? There's something pleasin ye by common. If 'twar Tam himsel,
+ye couldna be mair uplifted."
+
+"An' guid richt hae I to be uplifted, mither, if ye kent a'."
+
+"Eh, it's Tam himsel!" almost screamed the old woman; "where is he? Let
+me see my bairn."
+
+"Here's all that's left of him, mother," said a fine, stout-looking
+sailor; who, unable any longer to restrain his impatience, stumped in on
+a wooden leg just as Janet was speaking.
+
+"My bairn! my bairn!" sobbed the old woman, throwing her arms round him;
+"mony a lang day hae I prayed to see ye ance mair; an' noo that I hae
+ye, oh, do I see ye a puir cripple!"
+
+"Oh, that's nothing, mother; nothing but the fortune of war. If I'd lost
+my head instead of my leg, mother, I wouldn't have been here to tell my
+own story."
+
+"That's Gude's truth; an' great reason hae we to be thankfu it's nae
+waur. But, oh! it's a sair dispensation."
+
+"Ah, old boy! how are you?" said Tom, shaking his father heartily by the
+hand; "all alive and hearty--eh?"
+
+"Weel aneugh, weel aneugh, Tam; just choppin on; but richt glad am I to
+see ye again, my son. But, Tam, that wasna the gate ye wad hae spoken to
+yer auld faither afore ye gaed frae hame."
+
+"My manner of speaking may be changed, father," replied the young man,
+respectfully; "but there's no change in my heart--that's true-blue
+still; and it'll be long before I can clear off my reckoning with you
+for all your kindness to me. No, no, father, my _heart's_ in the right
+place still."
+
+"Weel, my man, I hope sae. Sit doon an' tell us a' that's happened ye
+sin' we last heard frae ye. But wait a wee. Janet, seek oot the best
+that's in the hoose for the puir fallow; an', whan he's had a guid
+supper, he'll be in better fettle for giein us his cracks."
+
+"Tak aff yer jacket, my bonny man," said his mother; "an' hing it up
+afore the fire, an' draw in till't yersel. Willie, I'm thinkin there's
+something in the bottle. I'll put on the kettle, an' we'll gie the lad
+something he'll be nane the waur o'."
+
+After the sailor had done his devoirs at the supper-table, the whole
+party drew round the fire, and the old man, lighting his "cutty," said--
+
+"Noo, Tam, tell us a' aboot what ye've been doin, an' hoo ye cam to lose
+yer leg."
+
+"It's a terrible long yarn, father, and I'm afeared ye'll be glad to
+sing out Avast! before I've spun it out; besides, you'll not understand
+my sea lingo."
+
+"Nae fear o' that," replied he; "ye ken I was ance a bit o' a sailor
+mysel. We could see the Solway frae the hoose I hired at when I was a
+callan."
+
+"But, eh, Tam, my man," said old Janet, "ye talk English as weel's the
+grand folk doon by."
+
+"Ay, ay, mother; leave me alone for that. My messmates used to say as
+how I ought to have been a Methodist preacher, seein I knowed so well
+how to tip them the dictionary."
+
+"Hear till him!" said the delighted mother, holding up her hands in
+admiration.
+
+"But, howsomdever, they haven't made me proud on't, you see, with all
+their blarney. But I must carry on, or my yarn'll reach from this to the
+end of next week. It's now six years since I got a berth on board one o'
+them Newcastle colliers, and a jolly time we had on't; for, though we'd
+lashing to do, and no want of wet jackets, there was always a full
+bread-bag, and swipes and grub at no allowance. They're the craft to
+teach a man his duty! Well, I'd been in that trade about a year, when I
+goes ashore one day with the mate at Wapping; and, while we were sitting
+comfortably swigging our grog, the landlord comes rushing in, and, says
+he, 'My lads, you must brush; there's the pressgang a-coming.' Hearing
+that, the mate and I bolted out of the door, and ran for it; but they
+twigged us, and gave chase. They nabbed the mate in less nor no time;
+but I cracked on a press o' sail, and was dropping them astern fast,
+when, as I was looking back at them over my shoulder, I ran stem on to
+an old fishwife. My eyes, what a crash! I sends her and her sprats
+a-swimming in the gutter, and I falls as flat as a flounder on the
+pavement, spouting out blood from my nose, like a whale. Well, to cut a
+long yarn short, we were taken on board the tender, and afterwards
+drafted into the Fire-eater frigate, which was stationed on the north
+coast of Ireland. I was very well off on board the frigate. 'Sharp' was
+the word, to be sure, and the cat often wagged her tail; but then, as
+long as a man was smart and willing, he'd never no 'casion to be
+afeared: there was never no favour nor affection there. Well, as I said
+afore, we were cruising off the coast of Ireland, when, one day, it came
+on to blow great guns from the westward. For three blessed days, there
+was the little Fire-eater tossing and tumbling, and kicking up her
+starn, and going through as many manoeuvres as a dancing-master, till
+at last we were driven so far west that we made the coast of Argyle;
+then 'bout ship we went, and stood away again to the eastward. Well, we
+carried on for a matter of four-and-twenty hours, with a little more
+northing in the wind, when we made land again, and hauled up two or
+three points to clear it. The weather was so thick ye might a'most have
+cut it with a knife, and there wasn't such a thing as a dirty face on
+board, the sea made a clean wash of everything, and it blowed--my eyes,
+how it did blow! Mayhap, you call this a gale, but you wouldn't have
+heard it beside that. It was bad enough to be on deck, but ten times
+worse below; a devil of a sea smashed in some of the ports, and the
+leeside of the main-deck was three feet deep in water. And then, while
+we were hard at work, stuffing up the holes where the water was pouring
+in, and pumping, there was an awful stramash on deck; for there was the
+land again, close aboard of us ahead. 'Wear ship!' was now the cry, and
+away went the little hooker again on the other tack, and bravely did she
+behave--a better sea-boat never swam; for, battered and knocked about as
+she was, she showed true pluck; no sooner was she knocked over by a sea,
+than she rose again like a duck, though she was forced to shake her
+feathers now and then. Well, at eight-bells in the first watch
+(midnight), we thought it was all up with us again, for there was the
+surf breaking on the rocks little more than half-a-mile on the
+lee-bow--and touch-and-go it was; but our tight little barky--though she
+was anything but tight by that time--though she lay over till she was
+half buried alive, looked boldly up in the wind, and shot past like a
+sea-bird. If there hadn't been such a devil of a noise, you might have
+heard a pin drop just then. There was not a man on deck who did not hold
+his breath, and gasp, when the danger was past, like one that's just
+escaped drowning.
+
+"'By the powers!' says I to Bill Jones, 'that was a close shave.'
+
+"'You may say that,' says he.
+
+"Just as he was a-speaking, the moon shone out, and there, not six
+hundred yards to leeward, were breakers again. The sea was running as
+high as our tops at the time; but beyond and above it we saw the
+breakers curling their white tops, foaming, and dashing, and roaring, as
+if they were raging to get at us, as you may have seen wild beasts
+tearing and leaping, and striving to break their chain to get out of the
+menagerie at their prey. Now, indeed, it seemed there was no chance of
+escape--there was no room to wear, and the ship was already half-buried
+under her canvas; our only hoped seemed to be in our ground tackle, and
+orders were given to clear away the anchors, and to have all ready for
+cutting away the masts. That was an awful moment; we thought it was all
+up with us, and there was many a pale cheek, and many a muttered prayer
+for mercy and deliverance; for the worst amongst us are glad to look
+aloft when death is staring us in the face below. Our captain was as
+brave a fellow, and as good a seaman, as ever stepped a plank. What his
+feelings may have been, it's impossible for the likes o' me to say; but
+I never seed him more cool in a calm than at that moment, when the
+bravest might have flinched, and no man could have cast it in his teeth.
+His voice never shook when he gave his orders, loud, clear, and
+distinct; and his gallant bearing cheered the down-hearted, and gave
+fresh pluck to the daring. He was a trump, that fellow! He ordered the
+foretopsail and foresail to be set. It seemed to be a rash and dangerous
+experiment, but it succeeded. Nothing venture, nothing win; we might
+have lost our masts, but we saved the ship. The little frigate lay over
+for a minute, as if she was never going to rise no more; all hands
+thought the masts must go, for everything aloft grinned again, and the
+rigging was as taut as bars of iron; but it held on, and the frigate
+righted again, and sprung ahead, as you have seen a hare make a fresh
+stretch from the hounds--and we were all saved. We shaved the reef so
+close, that I'm blessed if I couldn't a'most have chucked a biscuit on
+shore."
+
+"Mercy!" said the old woman; "what an escape!"
+
+"Ay, mother, we sailors have many a narrow squeak for it, that you
+long-shore folks never dream of; but you know, as the song says,
+'There's a sweet little cherub sits perched up aloft, to take care of
+the life of poor Jack;' and we're as safe, for the matter o' that, on
+the stormy sea, as you are on the terry firmy, as our doctor used to
+call the land."
+
+"Weel, but what was the upshot o' the business?" said Willie.
+
+"Why, ye see, though we had escaped so mirac'lously like, we were still
+too near a lee-shore to be quite comfortable; for we'd another headland
+to weather afore we could say we was clear o' danger. There was never an
+eye closed on board that night, and a long and weary night it was.
+Blessed if ever I seed a craft stand up under her canvas as our little
+barky did, carrying on at the rate of seven knots an hour, while the sea
+made a fair breach over her every now and then, and made her stagger
+from stem to starn. At last, 'old roarer,' as I've heard our doctor call
+the daybreak, made its appearance, and we saw the land we was afeared
+o', some distance astarn. After that, the gale began to moderate, and a
+fair wind soon took us under our anchorage."
+
+Here old Janet interrupted her son, with, "Weel, but Tam, ye haena tauld
+us yet hoo ye cam to lose yer leg."
+
+"Never hurry no man's cattle, mother," replied the sailor; "leave me to
+spin my own yarn my own way, and I'll come to the end on't at last; I
+told you you'd cry out Avast! afore I'd done."
+
+"Hoot, Janet," said Willie, "let the lad tak his ain gate. It just
+astonishes me to hear him rinnin the words oot sae glib, an' him sic a
+solid callant as he used to be."
+
+"Weel, weel, gang on, my man; I'll no meddle wi' ye ony mair."
+
+"Then here goes! Carry on again, says I," replied Tom. "The frigate I
+belonged to afterwards went on the Jamaica station, and cruised about,
+to protect the merchantmen from the pirates as infested them seas. Well,
+we were dodging about one night, under topgallantsails, off Cape St
+Antonio, with just wind enough to make the barky crawl through the
+water. It was my look-out on deck, and I sees something like a large
+bird, as it seemed to me, hovering about in a patch of clear sky; so I
+stared at it, and stared at it, but I couldn't make out what it could
+be, for it kept moving backwards and forwards, but always in the same
+part of the sky. So I calls the midshipman of the watch, and says to
+him--
+
+"'D'ye see that large bird a-flying about there, sir? It's the biggest I
+ever seed, and it keeps always about the same place; I can't make out
+what it can be after.' Well, he looks and wonders like myself, and then
+he goes to fetch the night-glass; and, after he'd squinted through it
+for a minute or two, he just mutters to himself, 'The devil!' and away
+he runs aft to the luftenant of the watch, and brings him a-running back
+with him.
+
+"'Whereabouts?' said the luftenant.
+
+"'There, sir; just under that cloud that's hiding the moon.'
+
+"'Ay, so it is!' said he; 'I see her spars plain enough; nothing but a
+royal loose--and there's her hull!' he continued, as the moon broke out,
+and showed us a long, low, rakish-looking square brig, lying as snug as
+a duck in the water, about two miles on our lee-bow. 'I don't like the
+look of her at all,' says the luff, and away he goes to make his report.
+She seemed to have twigged us at the same time, and didn't like the look
+of us neither; for, almost before the smoke had cleared away from our
+bows, after we had spoken to her with one of the forecastle guns, we
+could hear the pipe on board of her, the night was so still; and, in a
+crack, she was one cloud of canvas, from the truck to the lower boom.
+Blowed if ever I seed a man-of-war do the thing smarter. 'All hands make
+sail in chase!' was the cry on board of us, and, in a very short time,
+the water was talking Spanish under our bows. Every stitch of sail was
+packed on the ship: but the stranger stood right away before the light
+breeze, and crawled away from us fast, for that was our worst sailing
+point. We kept a-blazing away with our bow guns, to bring her to; but
+the more we fired, the more she wouldn't stop; and we might just as well
+have fired at the moon, for all the mischief we could do her. At
+daylight, she was hull down ahead; but the breeze freshened with the
+rising sun, and we began to fetch up our starnway, and, before noon, we
+began to drop our shot into her. She wasn't slow in answering at first
+from her stern guns, which were uncommon well sarved, and every now and
+then walked a ball through our sails, but luckily did not strike our
+masts. We were overhauling her in great style, peppering away as fast as
+we could, when all at once she began to yaw about, and, giving a broad
+sheer away to port, she shortened sail, and then came to the wind again
+on the starboard tack, with her maintopsail to the mast, and doused a
+red rag she had a-flying at the main. We gave over firing, and soon
+bowled up alongside of her, rolled up the small sail, hauled up the
+foresail, and backed the main-yard. Our captain hailed her in a devil of
+a rage, and was answered in some lingo I couldn't understand; but the
+fellow pointed to his boat, as had a plank knocked out of her side; and
+orders were given to man our boats, and send them on board, to take
+possession of her. Well, just as we were a-lowering the boats, and all
+hands pleased at the thoughts of a good prize, blowed if she didn't
+quietly steal her fore-yard forward a little, to gather way, and before
+you could say Jack Robinson, she was braced sharp up, with all her small
+kites set, and, as she stood across our bows, she pitched it into us in
+style. It was a blind look-out, sartinly, to let the sneaking scoundrel
+slip through our fingers that way; but there was no help for it now. The
+boats were secured again; and in a few minutes we were after her. As
+long as the breeze held strong and steady, we had rather the best on't;
+but it soon began to die away, and then we thought we would lose her for
+sartin, when a lucky shot crippled her gaff, which soon snapped like a
+carrot. Now that so much after-sail was off her, she couldn't keep her
+wind, and we neared her fast. 'Don't spare her, my lads!' shouted the
+captain; and we _did_ pour the grape and canister into her in fine
+style, till she was a regular wreck; but she showed pluck to the last,
+and kept blazing away at us as long as she was able. At last she got
+tired, and gave over firing, and struck her colours. The boats were well
+manned and armed, and were again sent to take possession of her; the
+frigate running almost alongside, and threatening to blow her out of the
+water, if she attempted any further resistance. When we were coming up
+under her quarter in the boats, we heard the sound of loud quarrelling
+on board, and when we got fairly on the quarterdeck, we found the
+captain of the pirate swearing like a trooper, and saying as how his
+crew had betrayed him, like cowardly dogs, as they were. He kept
+stamping up and down the deck like mad, looking as if he could eat the
+luftenant, when he took his sword from him. Ten or twelve
+desperate-looking rough'uns as ever I seed gathered round him, muttering
+that it was better to die on the quarterdeck like men, than hang like
+dogs at the yardarm, and all at once they snatched up some tommyhawks as
+was lying on the deck, and made a desperate rush upon us. We had an
+awful tussle for it; and, just as we were in the thick on't, hand to
+hand, up runs a young man from below, and sings out to us, 'Save
+me--save me!' As soon as the pirate captain seed him, he ran at him like
+a tiger, and, seizing him by the throat, shouted out, 'Dead men tell no
+tales!' and raised his tommyhawk to cleave him to the skull. Poor lad!
+he thought his signal for sailing was made, that it was all up with him.
+He muttered, 'Mercy! mercy!' But poor mercy would he have met with, if I
+hadn't run up just in time, and fetched the fellow a slash with my
+cutlass, which made him drop the tommyhawk like a hot potato. He left
+the lad, and turned round upon me, gnashing his teeth like nothing at
+all with very rage, and, before I had time to wink my eye, he snatches a
+loaded pistol out of my belt, and smashes my leg to shivers. Down I
+dropped; but before he could finish what he had begun so cleverly, a
+pistol flashed close to his head, and he staggered, and fell, never to
+rise no more. When I came to my senses again, I found myself in the
+sick-bay, on board my own ship. The surgeon was forced to cut off my leg
+to save my life; and when we arrived at Port Royal, I was sent ashore to
+the hospital, and afterwards got my discharge."
+
+"An' what o' the--what d'ye ca' them--rats?" said old Janet.
+
+"Oh, they were taken into Port Royal, and tried for piracy; there was
+lots of evidence against them, the bloodthirsty rascals, and they were
+all hanged, except three or four. And so there's an end of my yarn,
+father; and a precious long one, I daresay, you think it is; and here am
+I come home a poor useless cripple, to moor myself for life, if so be
+you'll let me come to an anchor under your lee."
+
+"Ay, my boy," replied the old man, clapping him kindly on the shoulder,
+"as long's there's a plack to the fore in the purse, or a gowpenfu' o'
+meal in the kist, ye'se aye be welcome to a share."
+
+"True-blue for ever!" shouted Tom; "but, father, it's not come to that
+yet; I'm not going to anchor without paying the harbour dues. Here,"
+continued he, tossing a well-filled purse to the old man; "I haven't
+been so long afloat for nothing; there's a good whack of prize-money
+there, and I'll come in for a pension by and by, if I've luck."
+
+"Keep it yersel, Tam," replied Willie; "I'm no gaun to touch a bawbee
+o't. Gude be thankit! I hae aneugh an' to spare."
+
+Finding his father firm in his refusal, Tom at last said--
+
+"Well, well, keep it for me, if you won't keep it for yourself. It won't
+keep company with me long; for, somehow, whenever I cast off the
+standing part of a guinea, it devilish soon unreeves itself in quarter
+less no time. Stow it away in your own lockers, and serve it out to me
+now and then, when I wants baccy."
+
+As this seemed a very rational kind of arrangement, the old man
+consented to become his son's banker.
+
+"And now that I've run all my line off the reel, father, you must give
+me a spell, and let's hear all that's been put down in your log since I
+left you."
+
+"Oh, it's no muckle I hae to tell, Tam," replied he; "ae day has been as
+like the ane that gaed afore't, as ae pear to anither; I was born here,
+and here I'll maist likely dee."
+
+"But what's become o' bonny Jean Cameron, father? I remember well how
+fond I was of her, when I was a boy at school; I've oft thought on her,
+when we've been keeping up Saturday night, at sea. Many's the _tot_ I've
+emptied to her health."
+
+"She's still to the fore, Tam, and 'maist as bonny as ever; she was
+married four years syne, but she's a widow noo." He then went on to tell
+his son the other changes that had taken place since his departure, the
+principal of which was the death of his late master and kind friend,
+Murray of Greenha'. "He was a guid freend to me," said Willie, drawing
+the back of his hand over his eyes; "but he's gane noo. I've nae cause
+to compleen o' my present maister, for a kinder couldna be; but he'll
+never be to me like him that's gane."
+
+James Hamilton, old Willie Duncan's present master, had made a large
+fortune in the West India trade, and was proprietor of a valuable estate
+in Jamaica. For a series of years, so rapidly had he amassed wealth,
+that he seemed to be a peculiar favourite of Fortune; but Fortune has
+ever been a capricious dame, and those who are apparently highest in her
+good graces, are often made to feel how uncertain is the tenure by which
+they hold them. She seems, like some of the savages of the western
+world, to pamper her victims with the good things of this life, only to
+make them feel more keenly the reverses she is preparing for them. James
+Hamilton was one of those men, unfortunately too rare, who do not allow
+themselves to be dazzled by the flattering appearances of present
+prosperity, but who, aware of the changeable and fleeting nature of all
+earthly possessions, hold on the even tenor of their course, with minds
+prepared for every vicissitude. He always acted upon high and pure
+principle, and never, in the height of prosperity, forgot that the same
+Supreme Benefactor, who in his bounty had blessed him with abundance,
+might, in his wisdom, think fit to try him with adversity. He was a
+kind-hearted and liberal man, but withal cool, quiet, and methodical in
+his manners and actions. Heedless of the opinion of the world, he acted
+up to the dictates of his own conscientious feelings of right and wrong;
+and his strict notions of evenhanded justice often led him to enter into
+engagements, and to perform actions, which, though perfectly just and
+rigidly honest, bore, in the eyes of a misjudging world, the impress of
+calculating selfishness and niggardly illiberality. But,
+notwithstanding, there was such straightforward honesty, such
+child-like, confiding simplicity, and such pure and unpretending
+Christianity, evident in his character, that it was impossible for those
+who knew him well not to esteem and love him. His principal failing was
+one which "leaned to virtue's side." Upright, and honourable, and
+candid, he thought all others like himself, and was often the dupe of
+designing and crafty men; who, with more worldly wisdom, were far his
+inferiors in judgment, and sound, practical sense; but who practised
+upon his confiding nature by the semblance of qualities which they did
+not possess. He had long been blessed with the companionship of an
+amiable and excellent wife; and, when she was snatched from him by a
+sudden and virulent disorder, he could ill have borne his bereavement,
+had he not been supported by the conviction that she was only removed to
+a purer and happier state of existence; and he bowed with submission to
+the decrees of that Being who "doeth all things wisely." His only son,
+John, who had been an object of most tender solicitude to both his
+parents, had been educated with the greatest care; and, though
+apparently born the heir to great wealth, had undergone a regular
+probation in a mercantile house in the city, of which he hoped soon to
+become a partner. Many of the elder Hamilton's friends had expressed
+their surprise at his choice of a profession for his son, and wondered
+that, rolling in wealth, as he was supposed to be, he should condemn his
+heir to the drudgery of a counting-house: but events proved that he had
+acted wisely and well. The sudden and totally unexpected failure of a
+large West India house with which he was connected, and to support which
+he had advanced considerable sums, gave the first shock to his credit;
+and, as is often the case, reverse followed reverse afterwards, until
+utter ruin seemed to be inevitable. Undazzled by prosperity, Hamilton
+proved himself to be equally unshaken by adversity. His character as a
+mercantile man stood so high for unimpeachable integrity and
+indefatigable industry, that he might have made head for some years
+longer against the stream of adverse circumstances, and might, perhaps,
+eventually have overcome them; but the plain path of duty was the one he
+had followed through life, and he did not desert it now. He immediately
+wound up his affairs, and, having settled with his creditors to the
+uttermost farthing, he found himself almost destitute, with the
+exception of his personal property, and the West India estate; which,
+however, had for some years barely paid its own expenses. It was now
+that Hamilton had reason to rejoice that his beloved son had, by his
+wise foresight, been rendered independent of circumstances, and had been
+bred up in habits which would enable him soon to acquire a comfortable
+establishment for himself. He immediately sold his house and furniture,
+and retired to a humble lodging in the city, where, with patient and
+laudable energy, he exerted himself to recover the ground he had lost.
+Sudden and unexpected as his reverses had been, he never murmured at the
+hardship of his lot, convinced that all the dispensations of Providence
+are wisely and mercifully ordered, and happy in the consciousness that
+he had nothing to reproach himself with, as far as concerned his dealing
+with his fellow-men. About this time, his son John was sent out to
+Jamaica, on some mercantile speculation, by the house with which he was
+connected, and obtained permission to remain some time on the island, to
+inquire into the management of his father's plantation; and, if
+necessary and possible, to effect its sale. He was about twenty-four
+years of age; tall, and handsome in his appearance, and a youth of
+excellent dispositions and steady principles. By his persevering and
+conscientious attention to his duties, he had gained the confidence and
+esteem of his employers, and had acquired the character of an active and
+clever man of business. He had long been a secret admirer of Ellen
+Winterton, the orphan child of an officer in the army, and who was
+living under the guardianship of the head of his firm. Accustomed,
+however, always to keep his feelings under control, and to regulate his
+desires by the rules of honour and of prudence, young Hamilton did not
+think himself justified in making his proposals in form, until fortune
+should have enabled him to do so as an independent man. The change in
+his father's circumstances, while it called for fresh exertions on his
+part, seemed to separate him still more widely from the object of his
+wishes; but he bore his prolonged probation with cheerfulness, and his
+grief at parting with Ellen was almost neutralised by the animating
+prospect of serving his beloved father. After an absence of some months,
+during which he had written home several times, a letter was received
+from him, announcing his having left Kingston harbour, in the
+fast-sailing, well-armed merchant-ship, the Delight, and expressing his
+hope soon to join his father again. Fortune, in the meanwhile, had
+smiled again upon the elder Hamilton, in a way he little expected. He
+was surprised one evening by the receipt of a note from a gentleman,
+whose signature was unknown to him, and who requested a personal
+interview with him next morning, at a neighbouring coffee-house. Thither
+he repaired accordingly, wondering what could be the nature of the
+communication the stranger wished to make to him.
+
+"Mr Hamilton, I believe?" said a gentleman, dressed in deep mourning, to
+whom the waiter pointed him out, as he entered the room. "I know you
+well by name and character, Mr Hamilton, though I have not the happiness
+of your personal acquaintance, and I am happy to be the bearer of
+pleasing intelligence to you. I am one of the executors of Mr Murray of
+Greenha', who died childless, and, in consequence of the demise of his
+near relations, has made you his heir; and I have to congratulate you
+upon your accession to a valuable landed property and a handsome
+fortune."
+
+Mr Hamilton was not a little surprised at this announcement. Murray of
+Greenha' was a distant relation of his late father; but the families had
+had no communication for several years, and he had almost forgotten that
+such a person was in existence. This unexpected revolution, by which he
+was again restored from poverty to wealth and comfort, excited his
+warmest feelings of gratitude and thankfulness towards that Being in
+whom he had always trusted with unwavering confidence. He immediately
+set off to the north, to visit his newly-acquired property, and to carry
+into effect the provisions of his benefactor's will. Among other duties
+devolved upon him, was that of providing for our friend Willie Duncan,
+whose upright, manly character, and grateful attachment to his late
+master, gave him strong claims upon the good-will and respect of his
+successor. He had been some time in the north when he heard of his son's
+having left Jamaica; but months instead of weeks had elapsed, and still
+no further accounts had been received of him, and he began to be
+seriously alarmed on his account. His agent in town, in reply to his
+anxious inquiries, informed him that the Delight was known to have left
+Kingston harbour at the time specified, but that she had not since been
+heard of; and, as she was so very much beyond her expected time, and
+several ships had arrived in England, which had only just reached the
+harbour when she left it, there was now little doubt of her loss. This
+was sad news to the elder Hamilton, and it required the exercise of all
+his Christian fortitude to enable him to bear up under the heavy
+dispensation. He had gained unexpected wealth; but he for whom he prized
+it had been snatched from him. One afternoon, shortly after the return
+of the sailor, Tom Duncan, Mr Hamilton was sauntering, in a melancholy
+mood, along the high road near Greenha', and was scarcely aroused from
+his abstraction by the rattling of a post-chariot, which was almost upon
+him before he was aware of its approach.--"Stop!--stop!" said a voice
+from the inside. The door was dashed open, and in a moment the
+bewildered father was in the arms of his long-lost son. It was some time
+before either of them could speak. At last, the father sobbed out--
+
+"My dear, dear son! I thought you were torn from me for ever! Heaven be
+praised for all its mercies! I shall now die happy. But how have I been
+so cruelly deceived? They told me you were lost, and my heart was almost
+broken. But come, come away to the house, and, after you have refreshed
+yourself, you can gratify my curiosity." On entering the house, John
+congratulated his father most affectionately on the change that had
+taken place in his affairs. "I am glad of it on your account, John; for
+myself, I care not. I was as happy with my crust and cheese, and with my
+consciousness that I was doing my duty, as I am now--rich beyond my
+fondest hopes. Yes, John, I thank Heaven, for myself, that I am blessed
+with a contented spirit; and, for _you_, that, when I die, you will be
+amply provided for." As soon as John had done ample justice to the
+substantial lunch placed before him, his father said to him, "If you are
+not much fatigued, we will take a stroll, and, while I am showing you
+the lions, you can be telling me your adventures."
+
+"With all my heart," replied he.
+
+"When we left Kingston harbour in the Delight, we were all in high glee,
+in the anticipation of a speedy and pleasant voyage. Our ship was one of
+the fastest of her class, well armed, and manned with an active and
+spirited crew; so that, to all human appearance, we had little to dread,
+either from man or the elements. We had scarcely lost sight of the land,
+when the wind died away to a dead calm, and the sea became as smooth and
+clear as a mirror, glancing back the reflection of a bright and
+cloudless moon. The sails flapped heavily against the masts, as the ship
+rolled helpless and unmanageable in the long swell, and the water
+dripped from her channels, as she rose again, after dipping them deep
+into the sea. All at once a small, dark cloud appeared on the larboard
+beam.
+
+"'Oh, it's nothing,' said the mate.
+
+"Not so thought the captain, who fortunately came upon deck at the time.
+
+"'All hands shorten sail!' shouted he. 'Bear a hand! Up foresail!--in
+royals and topgallantsails! Brace the yards round to port! Stand by
+topsail--haulyards and sheets!'
+
+"These orders were barely carried into effect, when a sudden and
+tremendous squall struck the ship. The small sails were clued up, and
+the topsailyards on the caps; but the gallant little bark staggered
+under the shock, lay over till her gunwale almost touched the water,
+struggled for a moment, and then rose again. The squall had overtaken
+them with lightning-like rapidity, and was gone again almost as quickly.
+A few moments before, and a neater and snugger ship never swam the
+water--now, she was almost a wreck aloft. The foretopmast was hanging
+over the side, the jib-boom gone, the maintop-gallant-mast snapped short
+above the step, and the maintopsail in tatters. All this desolation had
+been the work of a moment; the demon of the storm had passed, and all
+was again calm.
+
+"'Thank Heaven it's no worse!' said the captain. 'Two minutes sooner,
+and we should all have been lost! Better lose a few sticks than the ship
+herself. But this will be a warning to you, Mr Rogers,' said he to the
+mate, 'not to be foolhardy for the future.'
+
+"All hands were immediately set to work to clear away the wreck of the
+spars, and were busily employed all night. It was late in the forenoon
+before the wreck of the foretopmast was launched clear of the ship, and
+a new maintopsail bent. During this interval, a light breeze had sprung
+up, and a strange sail hove in sight to windward. The captain mounted
+the rigging, and got his glass to bear upon her, and, after a long and
+anxious look, paced the quarterdeck with hurried and irregular steps,
+glancing uneasily aloft, and hailing the men to bear a hand with their
+mast-ropes.
+
+"'Rogers,' said he to the mate, at the same time handing him the glass,
+'take a look at that craft, and tell me what you think of her.'
+
+"The mate looked long and carefully at her, and, returning the glass to
+his superior, looked doubtingly and inquiringly in his face, and shook
+his head--
+
+"'I don't like the look of her at all, sir.'
+
+"'Nor I, Rogers; however, we'll say nothing about her just now. If the
+air continues so light, it will take her some time to reach us, and we
+must make good use of the opportunity. Hurry the men with the topmast.
+Heaven send us a cloudy night! As soon as it is dark, we'll alter our
+course.'
+
+"By dint of hard work, and a suspicion among the crew that the stranger
+was an unpleasant neighbour, we were all ataunto, as the sailors call
+it, before midnight, and were standing away before the light breeze. At
+daylight, the captain's glass swept the horizon, and soon rested upon
+the object of his search. A long and steady gaze seemed to confirm both
+him and the mate in their first suspicion. The vessel, now considerably
+nearer us, had been evidently watching our motions, and was as evidently
+in pursuit of us. She was a long, low, rakish-looking brig, creeping
+along before the faint breeze, and aiding its efforts with her sweeps.
+
+"'It's the Dare-Devil, sir!' said the mate, his cheek paling as he
+spoke; 'I know her now by the black fiddlehead, and her mast-heads
+black. A bloodier pirate never swam. The Lord have mercy upon us, for
+_he_ won't!'
+
+"'Call the hands aft!' said the captain.
+
+"The men assembled on the quarterdeck in stern silence. They seemed to
+anticipate what was to follow; but it was evident theirs was not the
+quietness of fear, but of determination.
+
+"'My lads,' said the captain, 'that stranger, we have every reason to
+believe, is a pirate. If there had been anything of a breeze, we might
+have escaped; but now, our only chance is to show her what mettle we're
+made of. You will have to fight for your lives; for so soon as they set
+foot on this deck, they will murder every soul on board. What say you,
+my lads? Will you die like dogs, or fighting like brave men?'
+
+"A simultaneous cheer from the crew was the only reply, and they were
+immediately dismissed to prepare for the impending conflict.
+
+"'Ah, there she shows her teeth at last,' said the captain, as a puff of
+smoke burst from the brig, followed by the flash and report of a gun,
+the ball from which struck the water some distance from us.
+
+"'It is of no use our attempting to escape, Rogers!' said the captain;
+'he is gaining upon us fast. We will not fire a gun till he is close
+aboard of us, and till every shot will tell.'
+
+"The guns were all loaded with grape, the fire-arms placed in readiness
+on deck, and the men ordered to lie down at their quarters, and not to
+fire a shot till the order was given. Meantime, the pirate rapidly
+approached, and her shot began to tell upon our rigging and sails. The
+Delight kept steadily on her course; but her yards, which had been
+nearly square, were drawn quietly forward, one by one, to port. The
+pirate was sweeping up at some little distance on our quarter, and had
+hailed us to heave to directly, or she would sink us. 'Now, my lads,'
+said our captain, 'be cool and steady. I'm going to cross his hawse: as
+soon as the guns bear upon him, blaze away.'
+
+"The helm was put a-starboard, and, as we crossed the bows, we poured
+our grape into him. The fire was not such a _raking_ one as we expected;
+for he was too quick for us, and sheered to port almost as soon as
+ourselves; but it was evident that we had almost sickened him, for he
+widened his distance, and before night was almost hull-down to windward
+of us.
+
+"'I hope we have got rid of our troublesome customer, sir,' said Rogers
+to the captain.
+
+"'Don't halloo till you're through the wood,' replied he; 'we haven't
+done with him yet, I'm afraid. I'm much mistaken if he is not trying to
+play a game at humbug with us; as soon as it is dark, he will edge down
+upon us, and endeavour to take us by surprise. We will keep the men at
+quarters all night, and haul close to the wind, on the starboard tack,
+when darkness comes on.'
+
+"At nightfall strict orders were given that all the lights should be put
+out, except that in the binnacle; and the ship's course was altered. We
+were in great hopes that by these means we should elude the pursuit of
+the pirate; for, though the breeze was still light, the night was dark
+and cloudy, and the mate, after sweeping the horizon with his
+night-glass, said, in a joyous tone, to the captain--
+
+"'I think we have outwitted him, sir; I see no signs of him now.'
+
+"'Let _me_ look,' said the captain. 'Holloa! What is that dark body to
+the northward? That infernal brig, I'll be bound. How could he have seen
+us?'
+
+"As he spoke, his eye glanced aloft, and there, to his great surprise,
+was a light shining at the mizentop-gallantmasthead!
+
+"'What light is that?' shouted he; 'who has dared to disobey the orders?
+Jump up there, one of you boys, and douse it. Rogers, there's a traitor
+on board.'
+
+"'Then Jose is the man, sir!'
+
+"The Delight had lost a few hands in harbour, by fever; and, a few days
+before she sailed, a Portuguese seaman had been shipped to supply the
+place of one of them. He was an active, able-bodied fellow, and produced
+excellent certificates from former ships; but there was something
+extremely forbidding and repulsive in his countenance, and the mate was
+very unwilling to obey Captain Forbes's order to receive him on board.
+He was a man of few words; but his eyes were constantly wandering, with
+a furtive glance, round the ship; and, when he did speak, it was
+generally to express his fear of pirates, and to inquire into the means
+of defence of the Delight. On the evening before the ship sailed, he
+went on shore as one of the boat's crew, but did not make his appearance
+again till next morning. For this breach of duty he made some plausible
+excuse, which was unfortunately accepted. It was afterwards proved that
+he was one of the crew of the pirate, and had been employed to gain all
+the information in his power, as to our guns, time of sailing, &c., and
+to make private signals, if necessary.
+
+"The brig kept hovering about till daylight, and then bore down upon us,
+and, when within range, fired a shot across our bows, to make us heave
+to. To this salutation no answer was returned, but we stood steadily on,
+as before, reserving our fire for closer quarters. Shot after shot was
+dropped into us, but still not a hand was moved on board. At last the
+pirate came within hail, and swore with the most horrid oaths that he
+would sink us, if we did not immediately heave to.
+
+"'Now, my lads, stand by!' The men were on their feet in a moment.
+'Starboard a little! Fire!' Again our grape rattled into her, and we
+could judge, by the bustle on her decks, and by the loud cries and
+execrations that reached our ears, that our fire had been a destructive
+one. Two of our men were killed by his discharge, and our boat amidships
+smashed to pieces; but he again sheered off, and, shaking his sails in
+the wind, dropped slowly astern. Again our hopes revived, but only to be
+miserably disappointed. When he was beyond the range of our short
+carronades, he kept dropping shot after shot into us, with deadly
+precision from his long gun.
+
+"'Rogers,' said the captain, 'if this game lasts long, it is all up with
+us; unless the breeze freshens, we shall all be murdered like so many
+sheep.'
+
+"In vain did we endeavour to come to closer quarters with him; as we
+shortened sail, so did he. Our guns were useless,
+while--crash--crash--crash--followed each remorseless shot from his long
+twelve. The breeze, instead of freshening, gradually died away to a
+calm, and we lay entirely at his mercy, for he kept sweeping round us,
+and, unhurt himself, inflicted deadly injuries upon us. At last, we lay
+a complete wreck upon the water; our gallant captain was killed, and
+fifteen of the men either dead or desperately wounded, and the gallant,
+but exhausted remnant of the crew were persuaded by the mate to consent
+to surrender. Our colours were accordingly hauled down; yet the pirate
+for some time paid no attention to this mark of submission on our part,
+but seemed determined to gratify his thirst for slaughter, by putting
+his threat of sinking us into execution. At last he ceased firing, and,
+sweeping up on our quarter, hailed to order the captain of the Delight
+on board.
+
+"'Our captain is killed, and we have not a boat left that can swim.'
+
+"'Oh, then, if you can't come to me, I must go and fetch you!' A boat,
+well manned, soon pushed off from the pirates, and in a few minutes
+dashed alongside of us. The first man who boarded us was the captain, as
+ferocious-looking a monster as I ever beheld; and his followers, who
+swarmed up the side after him, were, in appearance, worthy of their
+leader. They rushed on board with cries of exultation and rage,
+brandishing their cutlasses, and shouting, 'Down with them!' 'Cut them
+down, and make an end of them at once!' And they were proceeding to put
+their threats into execution, when they were checked in a moment by the
+loud and commanding tones of the captain. 'Stand back, all of you! I'll
+shoot the first man that lays a hand upon them! No, no, my lads; it
+would be letting the rascals off too cheap to kill them at once; we'll
+despatch them in pairs at a time; there are twelve of them, so we shall
+have six days' sport instead of one.' This proposal was received with
+shouts of savage joy by the crew. 'We'll keep these two till the last,'
+continued he, pointing to the mate and myself, 'that they may have the
+pleasure of seeing all their comrades walk the plank before them. But,
+come my lads, be smart; we have no time to lose; put all these fellows
+on board our little hooker; and then we'll see what's to be done below.'
+We were all immediately forced into the boat, and rowed on board the
+brig, where some of us were put in irons, and others lashed to ringbolts
+on the deck. The boat then returned, and the work of plunder commenced;
+and for some hours the pirate crew were busily employed in transferring
+to the brig all the valuables they could lay their hands upon on board
+the Delight. When they had taken everything available, they scuttled the
+ship, and left her, and obliged us, with many taunts and blows, to watch
+for the catastrophe. It was a heartrending sight to us all to see our
+gallant little ship gradually settling in the water, rolling deep and
+uneasily, till at last, after a heavy lurch, she dipped her bulwarks low
+into the water, and, struggling in vain to recover herself, sank to rise
+no more. A groan of horror burst from us all; we felt as if our last
+connecting link with humanity was broken; we were left powerless in the
+hands of monsters in human form, but with the spirit of demons. Alas!
+our fears were but too well verified: that very evening two of our poor
+shipmates, after having been tormented in the most savage manner, were
+blindfolded, and compelled to walk out upon a plank launched from the
+gangway, from the end of which they fell into the sea, shrieking with
+horror as they fell. As their bodies plunged heavily into the smooth
+water, the captain turned to us with a savage sneer, and said--
+
+"'They were too well fed by half; when it comes to your turn, you won't
+make such a disturbance amongst the fishes.'
+
+"But why need I dwell longer upon these horrors? For five succeeding
+days, the same murderous scene was enacted; we were fed on bread and
+water, and tormented in every way that cruelty could suggest, and then
+had the horror of witnessing the death of our companions, and of
+anticipating the same cruel fate for ourselves. At last the mate and I
+were the only survivors, and we were brought to the gangway, to mount
+the same fatal plank which had been the instrument of death to our
+unfortunate shipmates. Our eyes were blindfolded, and, weak and
+exhausted as we were, we looked forward to death as an easy and happy
+release from our miseries. We bade each other farewell.
+
+"'Our murderers allow us one blessing, Rogers,' said I--'to die
+together.'
+
+"That remark saved my life.
+
+"'A blessing is it?' exclaimed the captain; 'then it's one that I'll be
+hanged if you enjoy. You shall go to the devil by yourself. Take the
+handkerchief off that sentimental gentleman's eyes, and let him see his
+dear friend take a leap in the dark. He can moralise about it till
+to-morrow evening.'
+
+"Poor Rogers! I did indeed feel deserted, when the sullen plunge
+announced that the sea had closed over its prey! To this refinement in
+cruelty on the part of the pirate, however, I eventually owed my
+deliverance. Slowly and painfully did the first hours of that night pass
+over my head. My thoughts constantly recurred to the horrors I had
+witnessed, and to the dreadful doom that awaited me on the morrow. The
+tears filled my eyes as I prayed for forgiveness of my past sins, and
+for strength to support me through the coming trial. The brig was
+tumbling about on the almost calm sea, with all sails furled, except the
+topgallantsail, which by some chance had broken adrift, and the crew,
+not excepting the look-out man, were all asleep, when all at once the
+report of a gun came booming over the water. The sound acted like magic
+upon the slumbering crew--they were on the alert in a moment--the sails
+were set with wonderful quickness--the sweeps were manned, and the
+little schooner rippling through the water. Next morning we had
+distanced the stranger considerably, and the pirate was in great hopes
+of escaping; but the breeze freshened, and before noon the frigate, for
+such she proved to be, had gained so much upon us, that her shot began
+to tell upon us. I was now hurried below, and a sentry was placed over
+me; the captain ordering him to blow my brains out if I attempted to
+escape, and adding, 'I'll settle his account by and by.' It was with
+impatience almost amounting to agony that I listened to the strange
+medley of sounds which reached my ear--the creaking of the sweeps, the
+curses and shouts of our crew cheering each other at their work, the
+loud report of our guns, and the more faint and distant sound of those
+of the frigate; and I prayed for deliverance--prayed that some lucky
+ball might find its way into the cabin, and put an end to my suspense
+and to my miseries at once. At last the sound of the sweeps ceased. I
+heard the rattling of blocks and the sound of running feet. I felt, by
+the motion of the vessel, that some alteration was made in her course,
+and then--I burst into tears--I heard a voice hailing the brig! I felt
+that the hour of my deliverance was at hand, and I breathed a prayer of
+silent thankfulness to Heaven. Again there was a movement on deck, the
+brig laid over to the breeze, and a loud shout burst from her crew, as
+they discharged the guns. Merciful powers! she had escaped; and my
+spirit sank within me. But the avenger of blood was behind us, and his
+voice spoke in the thunder of his guns. I heard a crash upon deck, then
+the noise of something coming down from aloft, followed by the muttered
+curses of my sentry, as he exclaimed, 'The gaff is gone!' The report of
+the frigate's guns now became louder and louder, and the little brig
+absolutely staggered, when the grape-shot rattled against her sides. Her
+crew, however, seemed to be fighting with the desperation of madmen, for
+they maintained a warm fire. At last all was silent on board; the firing
+ceased, and not even a voice could be heard. Presently I heard the dash
+of oars; then the grating of a boat against the vessel's side; then loud
+and angry voices, and afterwards all the sounds of a desperate conflict.
+I looked up the companion--my sentinel had deserted his post, to join in
+the fray. I saw the boat's crew of the frigate engaged in a deadly
+struggle with the pirates. I rushed over to them, and had just joined
+them, calling for help, when the pirate captain seized me by the
+shoulder, and raised his tomahawk to cleave me to the deck. Weak as I
+was, I must have fallen a victim to his fury, had not a gallant sailor
+rushed between us, and inflicted a severe wound upon his upraised arm. I
+saw my brave deliverer fall immediately afterwards by a pistol-shot; but
+he was well avenged; for the next moment the pirate fell lifeless on his
+body. I saw no more. I was carried, in a state of insensibility, on
+board the frigate, and it was long before I recovered from the effects
+of my severe discipline on board the pirate. As soon as I was
+sufficiently recovered, I wished to hasten homewards immediately; but I
+was obliged to remain, to give evidence against the crew of the
+piratical brig, all of whom, with the exception of three or four,
+suffered the extreme penalties of the law. And now, my dear father, my
+tale is at an end, and grateful am I to the merciful Providence which
+has restored me to your arms."
+
+"My dear, dear son!--doubly endeared to me by the dangers you have
+undergone on my account--I am thankful that my altered fortunes now
+enable me to gratify what I know to be the dearest wish of your heart.
+Go to her, John--go to Miss Winterton--she is worthy of you: no longer
+restrained by the clog of poverty, you may freely indulge the feelings
+of your heart."
+
+As the father and son were walking along the road, they saw two men
+approaching them at some distance.
+
+"Whom have we here?" said John Hamilton.
+
+"One of them is old Willie Duncan, a cottar of mine; and who the lame
+man is that is with him I know not. By the by, I heard that his son was
+returned from sea; perhaps that's the man."
+
+Willie Duncan respectfully saluted his master, when he approached, and
+said--
+
+"I was just bringing my son to----"
+
+"Good heavens!" exclaimed John Hamilton, gazing earnestly at the
+disabled man; "it cannot be--yes, it is--my brave deliverer! My gallant
+fellow," continued he, shaking him heartily by the hand, "how rejoiced I
+am to see you, and to have an opportunity to prove my gratitude to you!
+I heard you were dead--how did you escape?"
+
+"Why, blow me, your honour, if you didn't take me quite aback. I
+couldn't make you out at first--you're twice the man you were when I
+see'd you on the pirate's deck; and I'd never no thoughts of falling in
+with you so near home. I'm right glad, however, to see your honour once
+more."
+
+"Duncan," said Hamilton, senior, with a trembling voice, "I owe you a
+debt I can never repay. You lost your limb in saving the life of my
+son--it shall be my endeavour to make the loss to you as light as
+possible."
+
+"And is the gentleman the son of my father's good master? Then a fig for
+the leg!--it couldn't have been lost in a better cause. And, as for
+gratitude, sir, you owe me none; his honour, here, would have done the
+same for me, if the case had been reversed, like--if he'd been the
+sailor, and I'd been the gemman."
+
+"Well, well, my good fellow--no doubt--we won't argue on that point;
+only tell me how I can serve you, and I will do so, to the best of my
+ability."
+
+"Why, your honour, I wants for nothing just now. I've got a lot of
+prize-money, and my father's snug roadstead to anchor in; but, if your
+honour likes to give me a few ounces of baccy, I won't say but what I'll
+be obligated to you."
+
+"A modest request, certainly," said Mr Hamilton, laughing; "but we must
+give you something better than tobacco, and as much of that as you like
+into the bargain. Come, William, as your son won't speak, you must do so
+for him. Tell me how I can best serve him."
+
+A whispering consultation here took place between father and son, which
+was put a stop to by the latter addressing Mr Hamilton in a sheepish,
+confused manner, twirling his hat in his hands at the same time, and
+feeling the rim all around, as if to ascertain that it was all there.
+
+"Why, your honour, as your honour's so kind----Blow'd if I can speak
+about it, father! You see, your honour, I'm a first-rate hand at a yarn
+on a Saturday night; but, somehow, my jawing-tacks gets all bedevilled
+when I begins to speak about _she_."
+
+"And who's she?" said Mr Hamilton, laughing--"some old sweetheart that
+has been waiting for you?"
+
+"Why, it's bonny Jean Cameron that was when I went away. She's a widow
+now, your honour, and, as I wants to be spliced, and she's no objection,
+why, if it's not making too bold, if your honour would let us have one
+of your empty cottages, we'd join company at once, and sail together for
+the rest of our cruise."
+
+We need hardly say that the sailor's request was cheerfully granted; and
+in a few weeks he and his wife were happily settled in a neat cottage,
+comfortably and substantially furnished by Mr Hamilton, who likewise
+settled upon him an annuity, sufficient to keep him from want, but not
+so large as to encourage habits of idleness or dissapation. John
+Hamilton was equally successful in his suit; and his union with Ellen
+Winterton proved that those who have been tried by adversity are best
+qualified to enjoy prosperity.
+
+
+
+
+THE PROFESSOR'S TALES.
+
+THE THREE BRETHREN.
+
+ "Together such as brethren are,
+ In unity to dwell."
+
+
+The unity of the three brethren about whom I am going to speak is
+complete: some are united in heart and soul, but these are united in
+body and frame: closer than the Siamese twins did their union abide,
+till, in an evil hour, the winds smote them, and they were no
+more--"_Sed stat nominis umbra._" They have left behind them a name and
+a record which will not soon perish. They might have said--had speaking
+been at all their forte--with Horace, "_Non omnis moriar."_ They shall
+live in the recollection of the present, and in the records of future
+times--at least it will not be from want of will, if the pages of the
+"Tales of the Borders" do not transmit their memorial to late posterity.
+The three brethren! you exclaim, quite naturally enough. What! were they
+brothers by blood or by marriage--brothers in profession--or, like
+Simeon and Levi, in iniquity? We should like to see the mist cleared
+away, and the subject made tangible. Well, listen!
+
+The three brethren were three trees, or rather divisions of one tree--as
+like each other as one pea is to another--which once stood in the middle
+of the high road from Glasgow to Dumfries, upon the banks of the Nith.
+People had it that their similarity was so great that it reached the
+details of their branches, and even leaves, and that they were in
+every--even in the minutest--respect copies or fac-similes of each
+other. Nobody living--and far less any one dead--can tell their age.
+They saw Oliver Cromwell and his saintly crew march into Scotland; and
+beheld, in later times, the Highland host, in the year '45, pass along.
+They might have given an old chronicle of ancient times and manners, had
+it not been that they probably did not outlive the age of Methuselah.
+But
+
+ "Improvisa vis lethi rapuit
+ Rapietque gentes."
+
+Destruction came in the shape of a nor'wester, and they are now in the
+act of being converted into snuff-boxes, writing-desks, and
+dressing-cases, for their old and attached acquaintances and friends;
+every one seems more anxious than another to obtain a relic of the
+immortal triumvirate--and they are more likely to be remembered with
+pleasurable feelings than even were the Triumvirates of ancient Rome.
+But now that they have bowed their heads, and given up their roots, it
+is proper that some effort should be made to perpetuate their memory;
+and who so fit as an old Closeburn man to execute this bold but
+praiseworthy task?
+
+The explanation, however, requires a glance at the race of gipsies, one
+of whom thus characterises the race:--
+
+ "My bonny lass, I work in brass--
+ A tinkler is my station--
+ I've travell'd round all Christian ground
+ In this my occupation.
+
+ I've ta'en the gold--I've been enroll'd
+ In many a noble squadron--
+ In vain they search'd, when off I march'd,
+ To go and clout the caldron."
+
+The gipsies have now disappeared entirely from the north of Scotland;
+even in Fife, the former residence of the gipsy clan Jamphrey, no such
+variety of the species is to be found. Their chief residence, as we have
+had occasion to say before, is now on the Borders, where, in the village
+of Yetholm, and in Langtown, they still maintain a separate clanship.
+They still are, and have always been, extremely jealous of the marriage
+of any of their daughters, in particular, out of the tribe. Hence the
+fact, that almost every third person amongst them labours under some
+mental peculiarity or defect. Their male youths enjoy greater latitude;
+yet, on their alliance with the Philistine fair, they are usually looked
+down upon, and regarded as a kind of amphibious race, who, like the
+"Proselytes of the Gate" amongst the Jews, were not admitted into equal
+communion. Their children are brought up (at least were so, till of
+late) in the most religious contempt of the alphabet. Nor are any moral
+principles inculcated, beyond successful thieving--that is, downright
+knavery--and dexterity of execution as workmen, whether it be in forming
+a ram's horn into a cutty spoon, or in appropriating the fattest hens
+from the farmer's bauks. Their women, too, are expert fortunetellers,
+and have husbands ready-made for sixpence. They are a fearful, fearless
+race, wandering about, in former times, almost during the whole year,
+and pitching their tents--in other words, setting their asses to graze,
+and themselves to forage--wherever solitude or the tolerance of the
+laird or farmer will permit their presence. When Scotland, in general,
+and Dumfries-shire in particular, from Criffell to Corsincon, were
+densely covered with natural wood, these people divided the woodland
+with the fox, the boar, and the wolf, and were extremely expert in
+noosing hares, rabbits, and polecats. Theirs was the bow, and ultimately
+the long-barrelled gun, for securing the fowls of heaven; and the set
+line, liester, and fishing-rod for the tenants of the water.
+
+As was the case with the Roman of old--"_Patres ad insignem deformitatem
+puerum cito necaverunt;_" in other words, and in a different tongue,
+they put their diseased and deformed offspring to death; and more than
+one-half of those which were permitted to survive were killed in a year
+or two by harsh usage, cold, and imperfect clothing. Thus their youth
+which did survive these manifold trials and risks rose up into man and
+womanhood, proud, hardy, strong, well-seasoned plants, exhibiting much
+muscular power and symmetry in the male, and occasionally uncommon
+beauty and figure in the female form.
+
+The "wild gazelle exulting" and bounding on the hills of Judah was not
+more elastic in its motion, nor penetrating and fascinating in its
+glance, than were many of the fairer wives and daughters of these hordes
+of part mendicant, part predatory, and part artist wanderers. Their
+chief resorts, in ancient times, were to the banks of the Hermitage and
+Slitterick, near Hawick; to the banks of the Dee, near Kirkcudbright;
+and, above and beyond all, to the woods of Colliston, and the linns of
+Balachun, on the Nith, in Dumfries-shire; and it is to this last
+locality that the following narrative particularly refers.
+
+It was about the middle of the month of October that a packman, or
+pedlar, with an enormous chest laid transverse on his shoulders, was
+seen wending his way up the banks of the Nith, from Manchester to
+Glasgow. He had hoped to have reached Thornhill, then an exceedingly
+small village, before dusk; but this being his first migration in this
+direction, he found himself so surrounded and obstructed by the river
+Nith on the one hand, the linns of Balachun on the other, and an almost
+impenetrable wood in front, that night came upon him, dark and moonless,
+whilst still pushing his way through brambles, thorns, and every species
+of tangling and perplexing underwood. At last, despairing of extricating
+himself, and terrified, at the same time, by the roaring of waters,
+howling of wild beasts, and hooting of owls, he extricated his shoulders
+from the pack-bands, and, selecting as dry and soft an apartment as
+circumstances permitted, he set himself down on the grassy turf, with a
+birch branch for his canopy, and the old stump of a tree for his lean.
+In a little time he was alarmed by the cries of what appeared to be a
+child in the act of being cruelly murdered. Mungo Clark (for such was
+the packman's name) rose, and, advancing a few steps in the direction of
+the now faintly-emitted sounds, found a hare in the act of expiring of
+strangulation by means of a noose, or girn, formed of strong wire, and
+placed so as to intercept a little footpath made by the feet of the wild
+animals of the forest. Mungo was in the act of disengaging the dead
+creature from its executioner, the noose, when he heard the rustling as
+if of a lion on the spring, very near him, and all at once he found
+himself in the iron grip of a customer with whom he had no wish, on
+this occasion at least, to deal.
+
+"And wha are ye," were the sounds which, in a hollow and harsh tone,
+first greeted his ears--"and wha are ye, man, wha hae made yer bed this
+dark night wi' the howlets and the wull-cats--ye wha meddle wi' what
+naething concerns ye, and burn yer fingers in ither folk's kail-pats?
+Speak, man, and dinna keep me blethering here, for I hae got ither fish
+to fry, I trow, than standing here palavering wi' sic as you--come,
+speak, body, or I'll send ye, pack an' a', sixty yards lower into the
+bumbling pool o' Balachun Linn."
+
+Mungo Clark was neither soldier nor belted knight, nor was he armed for
+any deadly conflict; but he was not accustomed to submit without
+resentment to such rough usage.
+
+"Unhand me, rascal!" was the packman's reply; and making, at the same
+time, a lateral jerk, he twisted himself fairly out of the assailant's
+grasp.
+
+A whistle was immediately set up, and in an instant our traveller was
+surrounded by four strong, ablebodied men, who immediately flashed the
+light side of a dark lantern full in his face.
+
+"Oh ho!" said one of the newly-assembled assailants; "this is neither
+the deil, nor the factor, nor the wood-keeper, nor the old boy,
+Colliston himsel, but just plain Mungo Clark, Widow Clark o' Penpont's
+son, who has been at Manchester feathering his pack, for the first time,
+wi' all manner o' varieties; such as Bibles, psalm-books, ribands,
+shawls, and waistcoat-pieces. Why, by the flesh-pots o' Yetholm--and
+that's a terrible oath--we'll adopt Brother Clark into our number, and
+teach him how to snare game, and spear salmon, instead of drivelling
+away his time and strength under the pressure of a load" (trying to
+raise the pack) "which would break the back-bone of an elephant."
+
+The matter appeared to Mungo to be settled without any consent of his,
+asked or obtained; so, knowing somewhat of the character and habits of
+this wandering and peculiar race, he was compelled to make a virtue of
+necessity, and, raising his pack again on his shoulders, to descend with
+them into the very lowest depths of the linns of Balachun. Even at
+noonday, on the 23d of June, the Pass, as it is called, is dreary, dark,
+and dreadful; but now, under the cover of night, and with no other
+guidance than a small lantern, which scarcely made darkness visible,
+Mungo hesitated ere he would commit himself to the crossing of a fearful
+gully, and the walking along the face of a rock, or scaur, scarcely
+eight inches wide, and overhanging a fearful pool, well known by the
+terrible appellation of "Hell's Caldron." The party at last arrived at a
+small grassy plot, encircled on the one side by the roaring stream
+called Clauchry Burn, and on the other by an amphitheatre of steep,
+high, and overhanging rocks, fringed and darkened in with brushwood and
+furze, and guarded, at the upper and lower extremities, by the rocks,
+which, after receding a little to make room for this grassy retreat,
+closed in again upon the current, and prevented all _easy_ entrance or
+escape. Soon after Mungo's arrival, he discovered a large kettle,
+boiling and bubbling, in a crevice of the cliff, suspended from a
+transverse beam; and beheld around it, now that a parcel of sticks and
+dry leaves were kindled, a most picturesque and motley group--women,
+children, men, boys, and lasses, of all hues, aspects, and sizes, were
+scattered about in profusion; and, as the flame flashed back from the
+red sandstone of the linn, their faces glared on Mungo with a demoniac
+expression. It seemed the very picture of Pandemonium; and yet the
+hearty laugh, the bold oath, and the occasional inquiry, bespoke the
+inhabitants to be at least one remove from devils. Mungo was desired to
+rest him and his load on the apron of the rock, and compelled, without a
+nay-say, to unstrap his pack, and expose his goods, not (seemingly) for
+sale, but for plunder. This was not the way, assuredly, to turn the
+penny to advantage, but what can one say, "_durum telum
+necessitas?_"--there was no avoiding the spoliation. To be sure, the
+king, or leader of the gipsy tribe--amounting probably to not less than
+forty or fifty persons--hinted in his ear that he should not be a loser
+at last; but, in the meantime, to his no small mortification, he saw his
+shawls, napkins, stockings, and waistcoat-pieces, making the round of
+the company without ceremony, and forgetting, like the dove from the
+ark, to return whence they had fled. The pack having been thus
+ransacked, and the pot having given audible intimation for some time of
+its preparatory doings, the king--for such he was--the notorious Donald
+Faa, with his three sons, Duncan, Cuthbert, and _Donnert_ Davie,
+together with the king's fair daughter, Helen Yetholm Faa, squatted down
+on the grass, and without the help of forks, made a hearty meal on
+hares, chickens, turkeys, geese, and half-a-dozen brace of partridges,
+which might have rejoiced the heart even of a Dominie Sampson. The other
+members of the community seemed to acknowledge the deputed authority of
+a young man of good features, and an athletic and genteel appearance,
+who went by the name of the Squire. After _eating_ had had its fair
+share of devoted and unremitted attention, a barrel, of considerable
+dimensions, began to make its way downward from amidst the recesses of
+this water-worn and excavated rock; and a tub being hurled sideways into
+the service, boiling water was procured, and sugar in no ordinary
+quantity commingled; and, by the help of a ladle and several chopin
+decanters, the whole mass of Egyptian humanity was stirred up into song,
+laugh, scream, inebriety, quarrel, battle, stupor, and insensibility.
+Our friend Mungo had no objections whatever to the feast, or to the
+means by which it was prolonged. He was afterwards notorious for his
+drinking habits, insomuch that his observation on this occasion is still
+repeated in the neighbourhood of the place of his nativity. When
+questioned by the king respecting the size of his native village,
+Penpont, his reply was--"It is an exceeding great city." This being
+questioned, his proof was equally ingenious, and descriptive of his
+habits--"Why, Nineveh took Jonah three days to travel through it,
+whereas Penpont generally takes me _seven_." He referred manifestly to
+his habit of stopping and drinking at every petty inn and public-house
+in the village! The jest told exceedingly in his favour. Mungo, however,
+in spite of his losses and crosses, had a noble night of it, as he
+afterwards said, with the gipsies, and awakened next morning from his
+grassy couch to cool his aching temples in the stream, and restore his
+stomach by a hair of the dog that had bit him. He then observed that the
+two sons, Duncan and Cuthbert, but not Davie (yclept Donnert, from his
+peculiarity of mental constitution), were absent, and that their father
+not only exhibited no surprise respecting his sons' absence, but refused
+to give any account to his guest of the cause of it. Meanwhile, Mungo
+had an opportunity of marking the appearances of the various objects
+around him somewhat more distinctly than he had been able to do on the
+preceding evening. Blankets, supported by forked poles, old clothes and
+rags of every description, formed a kind of nightly shelter for the
+common herd; whilst the royal head reposed in the midst of his male
+progeny, on the lap of a projecting rock, with a few hare-skins for his
+pillow, and a corn-sack for his coverlet. His fair daughter's bedchamber
+was somewhat more removed beyond a projecting corner of the winding
+linn, and she was protected from observation by the branches of the
+overhanging trees being drawn closely down over her, and by what had
+once, in all probability, been a soldier's tent, but which was now
+miserably rent, and unweather-worthy. It was manifest that this child
+was the darling and care of a fond father; for she was not only provided
+in a superior manner, but, by the position of his own sleeping
+apartment, she was protected from all intercourse with the other members
+of the tribe. Honest nature! thou art too many, even for a gipsy life;
+and even here parental affection hallowed and refined what was unseemly
+and revolting. I say revolting; for, in an obscure corner, and under the
+shelter of a hazel-bush, lay a figure, emaciated with disease, and
+probably with dissipation and crime, groaning in agony, and regarded
+with no more sympathy by the great mass of the tribe than if he had been
+a strangled hare or a mangled horse. There was something indeed terrible
+in this sight. True, Helen Faa did all that she was permitted, but that
+was but little, to alleviate his sufferings; but death was in his eye
+and in his throat--he made one great effort to rise, grasped a branch
+convulsively, and ceased to live. Mungo would willingly have retired,
+even with the losses he had sustained, but he was not
+permitted--probably because old Donald conjectured that information
+would be immediately lodged against him, and he would be compelled to
+relinquish one of his strongest holds in the south of Scotland.
+Meantime, Mungo had an opportunity of beholding more closely the female
+portion of this society; and was exceedingly struck--for he was yet a
+young man and unmarried--with the really handsome faces and well-formed
+persons which characterised the whole; but far and away above all the
+rest shone Miss Helen Yetholm Faa--for thus was she designated by the
+clan--in the pride of health, youth, and black, or rather brown,
+eyes--those weapons of female onset which are sharper than a two-edged
+sword, as Mungo used to sing or say afterwards, in a song which he
+composed on the occasion:--
+
+ "They were jet, jet black, and like a hawk,
+ And wadna let a body be."
+
+All this seemed to be fully appreciated by the Squire, who evidently
+paid the young princess particular attention, and seemed, at the same
+time, sufficiently jealous of any foreign interference with the object
+of his attention. Donnert Davie was a stout, ill-made, squint-eyed
+being, who stammered in his speech, and seemed particularly useful in
+carrying on the culinary operations, under the direction of Helen, in
+the retreat. He felled wood for the fire, carried water to the kettle,
+heated cow and sheep horns in the flame; brought round about and close
+to the operator old pots, pans, and trenchers, which had been obtained
+to be clouted, clasped, and mended. He was, in short, a kind of gipsy
+factotum; and when "the house affairs did not call him thence," he would
+associate with the stranger, stammering out such incoherent inquiries
+as--"Whare been?--What do?--What do?--Mother dead?--Mother dead?--
+Yes--yes--yes--true--true--true"--muttering to himself, and repeating
+the same monosyllable half-a-dozen times. His sister Helen was
+manifestly kind to him, and would not permit any of the company to
+insult or ill-use him.
+
+Night arrived, but with it not Duncan or Cuthbert; and it was not till
+late on the following evening that they made their appearance, and with
+them came silver and gold in abundance: consequently Mungo Clark's
+claims were satisfied; and he was informed that, next morning, as they
+were all about to decamp, he might pursue his journey homewards; but
+about the following dawn, an authoritative voice from the top of the
+precipice summoned the whole party to a surrender. One figure stood
+prominently forward, looking over the rock; and Donnert Davie, whose
+blunderbuss always lay charged beside him, immediately fired, and the
+figure came tumbling down headlong, and sunk in the yawning abyss of
+boiling water. In a word, the whole party, after a most determined
+resistance, were taken prisoners by a military party obtained from
+Dumfries; and it being proved against Duncan and Donald Faa that they
+had stolen some cattle from Dalswinton Mains, and sold them on the sands
+of Dumfries--as also against Donnert Davie, that he had shot the
+serjeant who commanded on the occasion--the whole three brothers were
+tried, condemned, and sentenced to be executed, _in terrorem_, near the
+spot where their depredations had been committed. As there were three
+persons to execute, and the famous tree already referred to had three
+branches, they appeared to the sheriff to be destined for each other;
+and accordingly all the three were hung at the same time on the same
+tree, which has ever since retained the appellation of "The Three
+Brethren."
+
+Old Donald, his fair daughter, Mungo Clark, Squire Cockburn, and the
+rest, were set at liberty; but the gipsies were conveyed by a military
+escort across the Borders; and I have been given to understand that the
+Squire, who was the young laird of Glenae, after considerable opposition
+from the old father, was married to fair Helen Yetholm Faa; and that he
+was the happy husband of the fair dame who used afterwards to go about
+the country in disguise, attending in gipsy garb at weddings, kirns, and
+merry-meetings, and giving origin to the well-known reel--"Auld Glenae."
+
+
+THE MISTAKE RECTIFIED.
+
+"Now," said the traveller, as he wandered up one of those retired
+Highland glens, which characterise and beautify the Grampian range, "I
+shall once more visit my dear father and mother; and my sister, now
+woman grown; and, what is more, my sweet Helen M'Donald, who used to
+gather the mountain berries along with me, and pursue the little kids
+and lambs. Ah, Helen was only about thirteen years old when I left; she
+will now be eighteen; a full-grown beautiful woman, I have no doubt. I
+wonder if old Andrew, her grandfather, be still living; he used to tell
+me such tales of Prince Charlie, and Prestonpans, and Culloden, that my
+hair yet almost stands erect at the recollection of them. And then there
+was Euphemia M'Gregor, his son's wife, the mother of my dear Helen; and
+Oscar and Fingal, my father's faithful attendants and servants: and we
+had such fun during the long winter nights, when the sheep were in a
+place of safety, and the door was barred, and the peat-fire was burning
+clear, and the very cat and kitten enjoyed the cheery fireside--such
+questions and commands, such guessing and forfeiting, and riding round
+the fire on a besom, and holding one's mouth full of water to discharge
+on the person's face who should first laugh at our grotesque gestures
+and looks: but night is approaching whilst I linger by the way--my whole
+heart heaves to behold once more the sweet home of my youth and
+innocence."
+
+Thus said, or thought aloud, a young man, seemingly about twenty-two
+years of age, as he ascended Glen----and approached the thatched
+shieling which stood on the margin of a small mountain stream, which
+wended its mazes along the tortuous glen. He had been five years, come
+the time, absent from his mountain home, and had, during that period,
+endured and encountered a variety of fortune. He sung as he went along--
+
+ "A light heart and thin pair of breeches,
+ Goes through the world, brave boys!"
+
+switching the bent and heather-bells with his cane, and treading with a
+step as elastic as was his bosom. At last, just as the sun was tinging
+with his departing ray the top of the highest mountain in the
+neighbourhood, he turned the corner of a projecting rock, and came at
+once into full and distinct view of his home. It was then grey twilight,
+and objects began to assume an indistinct appearance. Walking by the
+side of the stream, as if meditating, there appeared a figure wrapped up
+in a Highland plaid. It immediately struck the young sailor that this
+was his sister; and in order to give her what is called an agreeable
+surprise, he stepped aside unperceived by her, and stood concealed
+behind a projecting cliff, which the stream had stripped bare of soil in
+its passing current. The figure came nearer and nearer, and then,
+sighing deeply, uttered some sound, which his ear could not catch. At
+last, tears and sobs followed, and he heard the words most distinctly
+pronounced--"Alas, I can never truly love him! I shall be the most
+wretched of women! But he whom I loved as angels love--oh, he, my own
+dear William M'Pherson, is dead and gone, and I can never see him more."
+
+"But you can though, my own dear Helen;" and in an instant he held her
+lifeless and motionless in his arms. She had uttered just one awful
+scream, which was re-echoed by the surrounding cliffs, and had ceased to
+feel or know anything connected with the living world. Alas! she was
+dead, and he was distracted. He ran to the house, calling aloud for
+help; but every one of its inmates, even the mother who bore him, fled
+from his presence, uttering ejaculations, intimating the greatest terror
+at his presence. In vain did he protest with tears--I am your son and no
+other--I am Willie M'Pherson, your lost boy! His words bore no
+conviction along with him. Avaunt, foul fiend! Avaunt, in the name of
+God and the Holy Trinity--trouble me not--trouble me not; my dear child
+is in heaven; and thou, foul spirit, art permitted for a time to assume
+his shape. His sister, too, was equally incredulous, and his father had
+not yet returned from the hill. What was to be done? Helen M'Donald was
+in all probability dead, or dying, helpless and alone, and yet no one
+would come to her assistance. At last, Oscar and Fingal made their
+appearance in advance of his father; and though they barked at first
+upon his naming them, they immediately ran up to him, and jumped upon
+his back, his neck, his head, his whole person. They seemed in as much
+danger of expressing joy as poor Helen had been of dying of fearful
+surprise.
+
+"Stand back," said the delighted and believing father to his wife, who
+absolutely clung to his knees to prevent his advance--"stand back,
+woman; d'ye think Fingal and Oscar would caress the foul fiend in that
+manner? Na--na--na. Ha! ha! ha!" And he fell upon his son's shoulders,
+weeping and crying convulsively.
+
+"My father--my dear, dear father."
+
+"My son--my lost, my only, my restored son," was the response.
+
+But Helen, in an instant, brought the whole party, consisting of father,
+mother, sister, and son, to her aid: a light was procured and held over
+her face; her bosom was bared, and rubbed; her forehead had water
+plentifully poured upon it from the stream; and, at last, symptoms of
+returning life appeared. Oscar and Fingal, in the meantime, had licked
+Helen's face, and neck, and shoulders, all over; and whether from any
+virtue in the peculiar touch of their tongues, or from the natural
+expiry of the trance, Helen breathed heavily--her bosom heaved; William
+looked on her cheeks, and they were flushed with red. In a moment he had
+her in his arms. Helen, for some time, suffered exquisite bodily
+torture; but was at last capable of having the truth made gradually
+known to her. She said surely she had been dreaming, as she had often
+done, and that she was still surely asleep, and that she would waken at
+last, as she had done before, to a dreadful perception of the reality.
+William M'Pherson still continued to clasp and assure Helen of his
+personal identity. But, even when convinced of the reality of William's
+presence, Helen did not evince that degree of happiness which might have
+been expected; she sat stupified and passive, and seemingly insensible
+to everything around her; her mind was evidently wandering to a
+disagreeable subject. However, she was prevailed upon to return with the
+family into the house, and, worn out and fatigued, she was soon after
+put to rest in an adjoining apartment.
+
+In the meantime, the young sailor was questioned minutely respecting the
+reason of his reappearance, after he had been so long reported, and
+believed by everybody, to be dead.
+
+Without repeating his answer in his own words, which were interlarded
+with sea phrases, we may state, in general, that it was to the following
+purpose:--He had gone to Dundee, with the view of making some small
+purchases for the household, when he accidentally fell in with a
+recruiting party, who were beating up for marines for the fleet, then
+just returned from the capture of the Danish fleet at Copenhagen.
+Inexperienced as he was, he was enticed into a public-house on the
+shore, and awakened, after a stupor of some hours, on board a British
+man-of-war. In a few hours, he was conveyed out to sea, along with
+several others, and was conveyed immediately to Spithead. Having it
+ultimately put to his choice whether he would stand by a gun, or handle
+a musket and a sabre, he chose the former, and was regularly entered as
+an ablebodied seaman on board His Majesty's ship the Victory. In her,
+along with Admiral Nelson, he sailed for the West Indies, and then
+crossed the Atlantic, back to the shores of France. The enemy still
+eluding the eagle-eye of Lord Nelson, he sailed for the Mediterranean,
+and, after various landings and inquiries, came upon the French fleet,
+moored closely inland on the coast of Egypt, at the mouth of the Nile.
+He was in the dreadful battle of the Nile, and assisted in rescuing
+several who were blown up, but not killed, in the L'Orient. After the
+battle, he had promotion, and ultimately prize-money, on account of his
+brave and humane conduct, and sailed again for Naples, and latterly in
+quest of the Spanish fleet on the coast of Spain. He was close by Nelson
+when he was shot by a rifleman from the mast of the ship with which he
+had grappled, and saw the fellow who did the deed drop on the deck,
+being shot through the heart by a marine on board of Lord Nelson's ship.
+After the battle, he was returned to Plymouth, having been wounded in
+the leg--a musket-ball had passed through the flesh, and somewhat, but
+not greatly, injured the bone. He spent some months in the hospital, and
+was then despatched to the coast of France on board the Spitfire. There
+he had distinguished himself in cutting out and burning several of the
+enemy's craft at Havre; and being again wounded, though slightly, in the
+arm, he was put upon the pension list, and allowed to dispose of himself
+till his country should again require his services. In these
+circumstances, he began to think of his home; and, with some hundreds of
+pounds in the bank, and a pension order of about two shillings and
+sixpence a-day in his pocket, he arrived at Dundee in a sailing vessel,
+and was on his way to his _native glen_ when the reader first became
+acquainted with him. When this narrative was finished, his father
+retired for an instant, and then appeared with some papers, which he had
+extracted from his private depositories. He first read a letter which
+purported to come from a king's officer, who signed himself William
+Wilson, and who informed his afflicted father that his son had been
+induced to go on board a king's ship, to see the arrangements which it
+exhibited; but that, in passing from the small boat to the deck, he had
+missed a foot, and been drowned. The letter was dated on board the
+Spitfire; and mentioned, likewise, that the ship was under sailing
+orders for the general rendezvous at Spithead. The poor distracted
+parent had come to Dundee, but could obtain no information of his
+son--only, about three months after, he heard that a dead body, severely
+mutilated, had been thrown out upon the sands of St Andrews; and, on
+account of the state of its decomposition, had immediately been interred
+in Christian burial-ground. A second pilgrimage to St Andrews was
+undertaken by the father and daughter; but nothing satisfactory was
+discovered, except that the corpse exhibited marks of having been
+dressed in a blue-and-white striped waistcoat, which answered to that in
+which he had left Denhead, his home in the Highlands. After this last
+discovery, all further inquiry ceased, and the afflicted family
+fulfilled the period of their sincere mourning, and things returned
+nearly to their usual bearing. But, when father, and mother, and sister
+had seemingly got over the worst of their grief, Helen M'Donald still
+pined in silence over the recollections of her early companion; and as
+she expanded into womanhood, her grief seemed to grow "with her growth;"
+and her father became extremely anxious to have Helen properly and
+creditably disposed of in marriage.
+
+The son of a small proprietor in the neighbourhood had lately become
+laird himself; and, though far exceeding Helen in years, having had
+frequent opportunities of seeing her, particularly at church on Sabbath,
+he had become enamoured of so much beauty and innocence. Proposals had
+been made to the father, which were immediately accepted; and the young
+lady had been dealt with, as young ladies in such situations generally
+are, by arguments of interest, and worldly comfort, and even grandeur.
+First impressions are deep (oh, how deep!); and Helen could not yet
+entirely exclude the image of her beloved William from her recollection.
+Laird M'Wharry was urgent in his suit--her father, whom she
+affectionately loved, was troubled and anxious--her mother, too, pressed
+home upon her attention prudential considerations--so, after long delays
+and many internal struggles, Helen at last consented to become, but not
+till some months afterwards, Mrs or Lady M'Wharry, as the peasantry
+styled the laird's wife. It was during her visit (previous to her
+marriage) to M'Wharry that the incident took place which thus connects
+our narrative, and brings us up to the point of time when William
+M'Pherson arrived at Denhead.
+
+William, learning from Helen, as well as from his father and mother, how
+matters were situated, suddenly disappeared, and left no means of
+tracing the place of his retreat. Days, and even weeks, passed, but no
+letter arrived, and no message came. In the meantime, the day appointed
+for the marriage approached, and Helen seemed to have made up her mind
+to submit to necessity; at least she tried to look cheerful, and put as
+good a face upon it as many tears, shed in private, would permit.
+
+Laird M'Wharry was a true Highlander--he had much of that clannish
+feeling which is peculiar to the Celt. He was, besides, exceedingly
+passionate, and had more than once got into trouble from having used
+hasty and unguarded expressions. Nay, he had once been prosecuted in the
+Court of Session, and damages had been obtained to a considerable
+amount, by one of his servants, or rather slaves, whom he had beat most
+unmercifully. In attending a Perth market, he had occasion to ride
+homewards, after dark, with a brother proprietor, who had lately bought
+an estate in his neighbourhood. This proprietor could not boast a Celtic
+name or origin. He was plain Mr Monnipenny, from the town of Kirkcaldy,
+in Fife. They had both been drinking during the course of the day, and
+were, therefore, more liable to get into some dispute or quarrel.
+M'Wharry began by deprecating Mr Monnipenny's horse, whose character the
+master supported with some warmth; so, to settle the matter, they both
+set off at the gallop, and the fire flashed from the horses' heels as
+they passed through Dunkeld. Unfortunately for Laird M'Wharry, however,
+about a mile beyond the above town, the saddle-girth gave way, and he
+came to the ground head foremost. He was dead when Mr Monnipenny came up
+with him. He had suffered a concussion of the brain; and,
+notwithstanding that medical aid was immediately obtained from Dunkeld,
+nothing could be done.
+
+Poor Helen M'Pherson really mourned his fate; for, though she had no
+love for him, she had brought herself to think that it was her duty to
+fulfil her promise. But where was he whom her young heart held in its
+core? No one knew--no one could tell. Helen had inwardly resolved to
+live single on his account, even if no further accounts were received of
+William M'Pherson. But her father in the meantime died of a fever; and
+her mother was compelled to remove from the farm to the village of
+Dunkeld, where, in order to support herself and her lovely daughter, she
+set up a little shop with a small sum which her husband and she had
+saved, and was highly respected by all who knew her. In the meantime,
+the parish schoolmaster, an excise officer, and a wealthy sheep-farmer,
+all solicited Helen's hand; but she lent a deaf ear to all these offers,
+still thinking, and speaking, and dreaming about her William.
+
+One day, when she was standing at the shop-door, she observed a crowd
+gathered about a horse and gig, out of which a person had just been
+thrown, and was taken up as was feared lifeless. Helen, from motives of
+humanity, rushed into the crowd to make inquiries, and saw the person
+carried into an adjoining apothecary's shop; there he was immediately
+bled, and, to the infinite satisfaction of all, had begun to recover.
+The fact turned out to be, that he had been stunned by the fall on his
+head, but no concussion or fracture had taken place. The gentleman, she
+learned, had been put to bed, but was mighty unruly, as he insisted upon
+pursuing his journey that very evening into the Highlands; and a
+post-chaise, with two horses and a steady driver, had been brought to
+the apothecary's door, and the traveller was passing into it, with his
+head and arm tied up, when all at once Helen uttered a scream, and stood
+trembling betwixt him and the conveyance. It was her own William,
+returned from sea--to which he had again fled--and making all despatch
+to reach Denhead, as he had learned, on his way towards the Highlands,
+the fate that had overtaken the bridegroom, Laird M'Wharry. Now, reader,
+you and I part--I can do no more for you; for, if you cannot far better
+conceive than I can describe what followed, you can be no reader of
+mine--you will never have perused the story at all. William was now
+comfortably circumstanced, pensioned, and dismissed the service; and the
+last time I had a week's fishing at Amalrie, I spent my evenings and
+nights under his roof. He is now, like myself, a grandfather; and Helen,
+though not quite so young as she was some thirty or forty years ago, is
+still in my mind a perfect beauty, and has blessed her husband, during a
+pretty long life, with all that kind husbands can expect or obtain by
+marriage. She has made him a happy father, and a fond, foolish,
+indulgent grandpapa.
+
+
+DURA DEN; OR, SECOND THOUGHTS ARE BEST.
+
+I took my way, a few days ago, fishing-rod in hand, from Cupar in Fife,
+by Dura Den, up towards the healthy and sequestered village of Ceres.
+Dura Den was once romantic and secluded. Its brawling stream, which
+empties the waters of the upper basin into the Eden, leaped and tumbled
+over igneous, and penetrated its way through aqueous, formations, till
+it mingled into rejoicing union with the lovely Eden immediately under
+the old towers of Spottiswood, and the fine Gothic church of Dairsie.
+This deep and beautifully-winding ravine was covered from rock to rock,
+on each successively sunny side, by trees of various name and leaf, from
+the scented sloe and hawthorn, up to the hazel, the birch, and the oak.
+It was a perfect aviary during the spring months. A few wild deer
+browsed amidst recesses, and various love-smitten maids and men repaired
+to this retreat, to talk of many things which were only interesting to
+themselves. The soft projecting sandstone rocks had been water-run into
+caves and recesses; and in some of these report had fixed the residence,
+for a night at least, of the famous Balfour of Burley, after the affair
+of Magus Muir.[A] It is not, however, to this, but to a more recent
+occurrence, that I am now about to solicit your attention, after,
+however, premising the change which has now been wrought upon this once
+rural, secluded, romantic, lovely spot. At the very entrance, there
+stands a bone-mill, grinding, with grating activity and horrible crunch,
+into powder the mingled bones of man and beast. You have scarcely
+escaped from the horrible jarring sound of the modern ogre, than you
+come full plump upon a spinning-mill, with as many windows as there are
+days in the year. There it stands bestriding the valley like a colossus,
+and commanding all the collected energies of the once pure and solitary
+stream. Bless me! how it thunders: the very rocks seem to shake under
+the whirl of the tremendous machinery; whilst at every open window out
+flies in clouds the imprisoned dust and stour. A single door opens, and
+the sound maddens on your ear into a screwing torture. It shuts again.
+You are greatly relieved by the compressed and imprisoned horror. A
+little further up this once delightful den, a pillar of smoke shoots out
+on the eye, like an eruption of Mount Vesuvius. This is an evidence that
+(as in the formation of this globe) fire has been called upon to assist
+water. Again and again, another and another hulking dirty erection fixes
+its hideous trail in the lovely localities, till the landscape still
+onwards opens upon green fields, all covered and whitened over, _not_
+with daisies, but with _yarn_, which has just been removed from the
+vitriolic vat. I had essayed here and there to fish, but had not even a
+nibble. A little factory urchin, who saw my mistake, immediately
+accosted me with--
+
+"Ye needna fish here about, sir, for the fish are a' dead."
+
+"What has _deaded_ them?" said I.
+
+"Oh! I dinna ken, except maybe it's the vitriol--they dinna tak wi' the
+vitriol ava."
+
+"No wonder," thought I. "I suspect neither you nor I would tak weel with
+such a beverage." So I at once rolled in my line, put up my rod, and was
+on the eve of returning, somewhat disappointed, from my forenoon's
+ramble, when my attention was attracted by an old, though fresh-looking
+man _in his "cruda viridisque senectus_," who was sitting on a bench in
+the sunshine, betwixt the door and the window of one of those very neat
+and cleanly cottages, which have been erected for the convenience and
+accommodation of the mill-spinners, and which, from the name of the
+spirited proprietor, has been called "Yoolfield."
+
+"James," said the old man--"come here, James, and tell me what's that ye
+waur saying to the gentleman."
+
+"Ou, I was only telling him there waur nae trouts, except _stane
+anes_,[B] here."
+
+In the meantime, I had approached the old man's seat, and thinking that
+he motioned me to be seated, I at once took my place, as if I had been
+an old acquaintance, by his side. It turned out that he was the
+grandfather of this urchin, who in a few minutes reappeared with a face
+of great comfort and vigorous health; "_causa erat in aperto_"--he had
+dined.
+
+"Ye'll be a stranger hereaboots, I mak nae doubt?" said the old man.
+
+I replied that I had been so for some time past; that I had stopped, on
+my way north, a day in Cupar, in order to revisit this romantic retreat;
+but that it was now sadly changed, and I had not the heart to pursue my
+walk any further. I miss, added I, everything which I expected to see:
+the solitude, the green banks, the trees, the pure waters, the yellow
+trouts, the all of innocence and nature by which this den was marked,
+ere these vile spinning-jennies had entered, with noise, confusion, and
+defilement in their train.
+
+"And so," said the aged Nestor, "ye are up in arms against the late
+erections, because ye canna get an hour or twa's fishing, nor pursue
+your own fancies about solitude, and innocence, and that! I will tell
+ye, my good sir--for ye're but a bairn in comparison wi' me--that had ye
+experienced what I hae experienced, ye wad hae blessed the day which
+converted this solitary and useless den into a source of comfortable
+living to hundreds of families, who might otherwise be starving at home,
+or banished from all that they hold dear into a foreign land."
+
+"Grandfather," hereupon said a fine rosy girl about fourteen, "dinner's
+ready: will ye come in, or will I bring it out to you?"
+
+"I think," said the ancient patriarch, "I'll just rest whar I am; it's a
+bonny sunny day, and the den is a' loun and sheltered. Just bring out
+the broth and the wee bit Irish stew here, and maybe this gentleman, now
+tired wi' nae fishing, will no scorn to tak a spoonfu' and a bit
+alangside o' a puir auld body."
+
+I immediately assured my kind host that I had provisions in my basket,
+which I soon disengaged, together with a flask containing a sufficiency
+of old Nantz. To it, therefore, we set, exchanging viands: I partaking
+of the excellent and savoury stew, and he of a wee drap, only a very wee
+drap, of the brandy. Like Sir Walter Scott's minstrel, the soul of the
+old yet vigorous Trojan waxed strong within him; and, after having duly
+returned thanks to the Giver of all good, he drew me close to his elbow,
+and proceeded thus:--
+
+"Indeed, sir, I'm now considerably upwards of eighty years--the period
+at which the psalmist says the strength of man is but grief and labour;
+but I haena found it sae, for a' my griefs and labours were confined to
+the earlier pairt o' my life, and no to the latter day--His name be
+praised for the same."
+
+I instinctively answered "Amen;" and, partly encouraged by this, and
+partly by an additional pull at the brandy-flask, the old man pursued
+his egotism.
+
+"Well, ye see, ye are against spinning-jennies and large manufactures,
+ye say; but they are the freends o' the puir, sir--the blessed
+supporters o' thousands and millions in these lands.[C] You shall hear;
+for, as you seem to have time on your hands, I will, for your father's
+sake" (I had made him acquainted with my descent from a worthy clergyman
+in the north), "unfold to you my whole history, and that of my children,
+up to this hour:--
+
+"My name, sir, is Donald Sutherland. I belong originally to the county
+of that name; and I was bred a farmer on the estates of the Duchess of
+Sutherland. But there was neither duke nor duchess then, oh dear!"
+(Hereupon the old man absolutely cried; having, however, checked himself
+by observing that he was an old fool, he again proceeded):--"I had, as I
+said, a small sheep-farm, of about one thousand acres, in the western
+district of that county. I see, sir, you are surprised at my saying
+_small_; but, sir, when land is let at a shilling an acre, as it was in
+my day, such a farm is but small--a thousand shillings, ye ken, is just
+fifty pounds o' yearly rent: and that was my rent at _Edderachills_,
+near by Loch Assynt. I am now, as ye see, an auld man, and a grey; but I
+was ance young, and stout, and foolish too, nae doobt. I thought
+naething wad war me, sae I just married whan I was a young,
+inexperienced callan, about nineteen; and, having got a brother of my
+puir father's to be security (ye see my puir father was only a hind on
+the estate o' Sutherland, and had neither money nor credit), I took my
+dear Helen M'Roy home to no that ill a bigging--wi' a hantle o'
+blankets, a peat-fire, a herd callan, and twa as canny and sensible dogs
+as ever followed a herd, or turned a hirsel. Aweel, ye ken, Helen and me
+war very happy, for we loved each other dearly; we had been acquainted
+frae the time we could climb a brae or eat a cranberry; and things went
+on no that ill ava. We had twa bairns in the course o' twal years, a
+lassie, and a fine lad, wha was drowned, as ye shall hear; but oh my
+heart is sair whan I think o't. It was one awful night in the month of
+January. A vessel had stranded in Loch Assynt. The men were seen,
+through a stormy moonshine, hanging to the topmast, which, however, went
+from side to side, with a fearful swing. At every turn or jerk, another
+and another human being was plunged into the roaring foam. My son
+Archibald, my shepherd, and I, pushed from the shore in a fishing-boat,
+which was lying high and dry--we heard the fearful screams of perishing
+men--we rowed off at all hazards, but had not neared the vessel, when
+our boat fairly swamped. We were still, however, within wading depth,
+and with difficulty regained our feet and the boat. We again pushed hard
+from land, and at last came under the lee of the wreck. My son was
+young, active, and daring; and, in order to ascertain how matters were,
+or what remained of the deck, he caught a rope, and leaped on board. In
+an instant, a young man, a passenger, with his wife and child, were
+slung, as it were, miraculously on board our little boat. The waves went
+up in spouting foam betwixt the wreck and the boat, and then subsiding,
+heaved us with a tremendous crash against the side of the vessel; and I
+remember no more till I awoke to misery, in a kelp hut by the sea-shore.
+I found that my son, with the woman and child, had perished; but that
+the husband, my shepherd, and myself, had been cast ashore, and with
+difficulty resuscitated. My grief and his mother's grief were loud and
+severe. But 'what cannot be cured must be endured.' The stranger was a
+native of Fife, who had been to America on a mercantile speculation, and
+having married at New York, and become a father, was on his way towards
+Kirkcaldy, his native place, when this dreadful accident occurred. He
+had lost all his effects, and some money in the wreck, and was content
+to take part of my humble dwelling for a season. In the meantime, my
+lease expired, and another proprietor had arisen, who knew not Donald
+Sutherland. The rent offered by my next and more wealthy neighbour was
+far above what I would think of promising, so I behoved to leave sweet
+Edderachills, with all its heath, and moss, and muir, for a sea-shore
+appointment in the manufacturing of kelp from sea-weed--at that time a
+very flourishing employment in the West Highlands in particular. The
+stranger about this time took his departure, but not without many
+promises of returning again to visit the grave of his wife and child,
+and to renew his acquaintance with my wife, my daughter, and myself. For
+a time the kelp concern did pretty well; we had good and regular payment
+for the article, and an increasing demand; and we contrived to live at
+least as comfortably as we had done as sheep-farmers. But man is always
+finding out inventions; a method was devised of dispensing, by means of
+a chemical discovery, with our kelp entirely; and we were suddenly and
+entirely ruined. It was at this period that I, in a manner, _cursed_,
+like you, the spirit of discovery and invention. I was disgusted by the
+change which the progress of science had made, and I did not know how to
+turn myself for a bare subsistence. In this situation of affairs, my
+daughter Nelly within there (pointing to the door) was courted by a
+neighbouring sheep-farmer's son, of a somewhat disreputable character,
+but of considerable reputed wealth. This was a sad trial to us all; for,
+though the marriage might have benefited us somewhat, in a worldly point
+of view, we did not like to see our blooming and virtuous child
+sacrificed, it might be, to the momentary feelings of a known deceiver.
+Nelly could not bear the thoughts of such a union; and one night she
+told her lover as much. In consequence of this unfortunate affair, we
+were very soon after turned out of house and hold--the old farmer having
+contracted with the proprietor for the huts and steadings which had once
+been peopled with busy and prosperous hands, but which now were nearly
+empty. Baser proposals than before were made by the degraded and
+vindictive young man; and we set off, one moonlight night, across the
+hills, for the town of Dornoch. We were three wanderers in the
+wilderness--my wife Helen, my daughter Nelly, and myself. I was still
+comparatively strong, and was determined to work, but could find no
+employment. For days we slept (for the weather was fine) on the heath,
+and lived on what little of our means yet remained. I was resolved, come
+what might, that I would not beg. My wife and daughter bore up
+amazingly; for we trusted that our God--the God of the hills, as well as
+of the valleys; of the poor and the outcast, as well as of the rich and
+provided--would not forget us. I found temporary work, at last, in a
+stone quarry, and occupied a hut close upon the sea-shore. This, to us
+all, was luxury; for it was independence. Contentment _kitchened_
+labour, and we slept soundly in our poverty and innocence. But this, I
+saw, could not long continue; my strength was not equal to this severe
+labour, to which I was unaccustomed; so I persuaded, not without
+difficulty, my wife and daughter to accompany me to Canada, to which the
+Countess of Sutherland was then offering a free passage from Cromarty
+Frith, in the good ship Aurora. I should, however, have mentioned that,
+whilst residing at Dornoch, I had observed the son of a neighbouring
+proprietor--a somewhat smart-looking gentleman--frequently passing our
+door, and sometimes conversing with my wife and daughter; but I took no
+notice of the affair, as I felt secure in the virtue and prudence of
+both parties. No proposals, honourable or otherwise, were made to my
+daughter, and I conceived the matter to be at an end. On the day of the
+ship's sailing, we were all on the quay, and ready to embark. My wife
+and I had entered the boat, and were waiting for my daughter, who had
+been sent by us on a message to a shop. She did not return in time for
+the boat in which we were conveyed to the Aurora; but we were told by
+the sailors that she would probably arrive in the next. One boat,
+however, arrived, but our dear Nelly was not in it; another came, but
+with it no daughter. Meantime the ship was under sail, and the captain
+said he would not lose the favourable breeze for all the girls in
+Scotland. My dear wife was inconsolable, and I petitioned hard to be let
+out, even on one of the Western Isles; but the weather was exceeding
+stormy, and we kept as far as possible from land. 'God,' said I to my
+grieving partner, 'will protect Nelly; for she is good and virtuous. God
+can be father and mother, and more than all that, to those who fear and
+obey him.' We landed at Quebec, and maintained ourselves for some
+time--I acting as a kind of shore-porter, and my wife assisting in
+assorting furs in a great warehouse. But our means were but small; so we
+bethought us of removing more inland. So we arrived ultimately at
+Montreal, where I had the good fortune to meet with a distant relative
+in pretty good circumstances. He had long been engaged in a mercantile
+house, and had now obtained a considerable and a profitable share in it.
+He immediately found employment for me as a warehouse servant, whilst my
+wife washed and dressed for himself and a few friends. Year after year
+passed by, and many a letter did we write to Edderachills and Dornoch;
+but we received no answer. At last it pleased God to remove my dear
+Helen by death; and my friend having resolved to remove to Kirkcaldy,
+his native place, I took shipping with him in the ship St John, and we
+arrived off the Land's End in safety. But it came on to blow dreadfully
+from the north and the east, as we rounded the island; and one dark
+night in the month of November we struck upon a rock in the
+neighbourhood of Ely. The ship fired signals of distress, and a boat
+came out, which saved the passengers and crew; but the ship and cargo
+were lost. What was my surprise, upon arriving at the inn, to find, in
+the person of one of the boatmen, the shipwrecked stranger, Sam Rogers,
+who had lodged so long with us at Edderachills. He insisted upon my
+immediately repairing to his cabin, as he termed it, on the shore, with
+the view of introducing me to his wife and a large family of children.
+
+"'Have you ever heard,' continued he, after we were seated, 'anything of
+your daughter Nelly?'
+
+"'Not a word,' said I, eagerly. 'Have you?'
+
+"'Would you know her,' continued he, 'if you were again to see her?'
+
+"'Know her,' said I; 'to be sure I would--her image is ever before me. I
+see her, at this moment, as plainly as if she were still alive. Oh!
+what--horrible!--stand off!--stand off! Do these old eyes deceive me, or
+art thou indeed my own darling, lost child?' said I; whilst Nelly--the
+real flesh-and-blood Nelly--clasped me to her arms, and burst into a
+flood of tears.
+
+"'My father!--my father!' she exclaimed, whilst the young ones gathered
+around us in stupid amazement; and my son-in-law, Sam Rogers, rubbed his
+hands and flapped his arms in perfect delight. It was indeed my dear
+Nelly, in the person of Helen Rogers, the still handsome mother of seven
+children.
+
+"But, Helen, I say--Helen, set down the bairn a wee bit, and tell this
+honest gentleman the Dornoch story, ye ken."
+
+"Hout," said Helen, "I hae nae time, father, to enter into a' the outs
+and ins o' thae langsyne tales; besides, I see Sam waving me up to the
+mill--I'm wanted, father, an' ye maun look after the bairn till I come
+back again."
+
+Being foiled in his wish to set his daughter's tongue agoing to the tune
+of her own adventures, the old man placed the child on the greensward in
+front of the cottage, and, after once more paying his respects to my
+brandy-flask, proceeded as follows:--
+
+"Weel, the lassie disna like to hear me tell the story; I ken she aye
+blushes at bits o't; but now that she's awa, I may just as weel finish,
+by letting ye know that the scamp wha had seen, and fallen in love, as
+he called it, with her at Dornoch, had watched her down to the beach,
+and having hired some accomplice in the person of one of the sailors,
+had her misdirected in the first place, and lifted off her feet in the
+second, and placed beside the well-known gentleman in a post-chaise,
+which drove off immediately in an inland direction. In vain were all her
+struggles and entreaties. The young blackguard immediately proceeded to
+inform her that her struggles and her shouts were of no avail; that he
+could not promise her marriage, as he was already engaged, to please his
+mother; but he would give her love in abundance, and a cottage
+residence, which he had provided for her on his father's property, at no
+great distance. It was in vain for her to resist; but she had resolved
+rather to die than to yield to his wishes; so, when they had arrived at
+the centre of an extensive plantation, he caused her to alight, and
+dismissing, as it was now nearly dark, the chaise and driver, proceeded
+to conduct her, as he said, on foot to the cottage which he had
+provided. He half dragged her a few paces from the road, or rather track
+through the wood, and, unveiling all at once the fiend within him,
+proceeded to open and undisguised violence. But, sir," said the old man,
+with emphasis, "he thought himself alone, but he was not alone--God saw
+him, and had marked his proceedings; and God sent a deliverer, in the
+person of him owre by yonder" (pointing to the mills). "God sent Sam
+Rogers, with a guid oak plank, to free the captive, and make the captor
+flee for his life: in short, sir--for I fear I have tired ye wi' my
+lang-winded story--Sam, by the mercy of God, had just landed at Dornoch
+as we sailed from it; and being on his way to Edderachills, for the very
+purpose of asking my Nelly in marriage, he had pushed on, meaning to
+travel all night across the country, when the providential occurrence
+took place. Weel, we went now to Ely, where we remained for a time--old
+grandy, that is, myself, my son, and his family; but times became tight
+there, and the family kept still increasing; so at last we got
+acquainted with the worthy gentleman, Mr Yool, to whom all these great
+works and these neat cottages belong, and he brought us up here, and set
+us down comfortably, where not only my son-in-law, but every wean, male
+and female, above seven years of age, can earn its own clothes and
+subsistence. We are now, sir, in comparative affluence; and all this,
+sir, is owing to these improvements in machinery and in chemistry, which
+at one time drove me from my native land. 'SECOND THOUGHTS, THEY SAY,
+ARE BEST;' at least so it has been with me, as I sit here in my old age,
+in comparative ease and comfort, and see my grandchildren growing up in
+domestic affection and public usefulness around me. Here is no
+scattering of the young family--one going east, and one west, never to
+meet again; but here, every night, all congregate around _one hearth_,
+whilst a psalm is sung, a chapter is read, and a prayer said by grandy
+himself!"
+
+I shall never regret the loss of my old and favourite amusement, whilst
+I can recollect this old man's narrative, and the many happy and
+comfortable homes which now occupy the once solitary holms of _Dura
+Den_.
+
+
+[Footnote A: A sword has lately been discovered in one of the caves,
+rusted and broken--probably once the sword of Burley!--19th Oct., 1839.]
+
+[Footnote B: _Vide_ recent discoveries of extinct species of fish found
+in this den. "Fife Illustrated." Glasgow: James Swan.]
+
+[Footnote C: Very different this deliverance from that of Mrs Trollope
+in her "Factory Boy."]
+
+
+
+
+THE LAIRD OF LUCKY'S HOW
+
+
+Have any of our readers ever been at the Hague? It doesn't much signify
+whether they have or not. They know that it is one of the most beautiful
+towns in the Netherlands, and that it is not a little famous in ancient
+story; and their knowing this is quite enough for our present purpose.
+If, however, they knew the town a little more intimately, they would
+know that one of its principal and most ancient streets is called the
+Hoogstraat; and that here, once on a time, stood the principal inn or
+hostelry of the town. It was an oldfashioned house, with a great variety
+of projecting and excrescent structures, of all sorts and sizes, stuck
+to it, to increase its internal accommodation, and to puzzle the curious
+inquirer--at least this seemed a part of the design--who, while taking
+an outside view, wondered what they could all be intended for.
+
+Notwithstanding, however, the somewhat uncouth and perplexing appearance
+of the exterior of the Drouthsloken--which was the name of the ancient
+hostel in question--it was a sufficiently handsome and comfortable house
+within. Its kitchen, in particular, was a sight; it was so clean, so
+bright, and so cheerful: shining all round with pewter trenchers and
+brass utensils of various descriptions, all as lustrous as whiting and
+hard rubbing could make them. The place was a treat to look at; and no
+less a treat to look at was its jolly landlord, Thonder Vander Tromp.
+From stem to stern, Thonder was of the regular Dutch build; which,
+without descending to particulars, we may say consists, as our readers
+know, in exhibiting an amplitude of material at all points of the
+person. In this respect, our good friend Thonder might be considered a
+_chef d'oeuvre_; for he was of the most magnificent dimensions,
+especially latitudinally. In longitude, indeed, he might be considered
+as a little deficient. He was of no great height; but his girth was
+superb, and told a tale of good living, with an unction which no
+language could approach. In this tale the ruddy, jovial countenance of
+mine host of the Drouthsloken cordially joined; and supported by its
+hilarious testimony the facts therein set forth.
+
+Having thus shortly described both mine host and his hostel, we proceed
+to say that, on a certain evening in the middle of the winter of 1651, a
+stranger, carrying a small bundle under his arm, walked, or rather
+stalked--for there was something uncouth in his gait--into the passage
+of the Drouthsloken. He was wrapped up in a Scottish plaid, and wore on
+his head the well-known flat blue bonnet of the Scottish Lowlands. In
+person, he was tall and spare, with the grave and serious cast of
+countenance so characteristic of that people whose national dress he
+wore. Unpolished, however, as the exterior of this person bespoke him to
+be, there was yet, in his light grey eye, a mingled expression of
+determination and intelligence, that never failed to secure the respect
+which his manner and first appearance might well have forfeited. His age
+seemed about forty or forty-five.
+
+Finding no one to whom he might address himself in the passage of the
+inn, the stranger held on his way to its further extremity--no trifling
+distance; towards which he was attracted by sounds of laughter and
+merriment, issuing from the kitchen of the Drouthsloken, which was
+situated at the farther end of the passage by which the house was
+intersected, and the same with that which he was now traversing.
+
+The sounds of merriment by which the stranger had been attracted
+proceeded from a group of young men, who, standing in the form of a
+semicircle in front of the jolly landlord of the house--who, again,
+stood with his back to the fire, wielding a huge black bottle in his
+hand--were indulging in uproarious laughter at the witty sayings which
+he, the latter, seemed throwing amongst them like so many squibs and
+crackers.
+
+At the moment that our friend of the plaid and bonnet entered the
+kitchen of the Drouthsloken, our jovial host was standing, as we have
+said, with his back to the fire--a roaring one, by the way--and looking
+the very personification of all that's joyous, and comfortable, and
+care-dispelling. A bright and broad red waistcoat covered his portly
+front; but buttoned so short a way up as to expose a dazzling display of
+snow-white linen beneath. Across this brilliant garment there lay also
+the folds of a pure white apron, tucked up with business-like smartness.
+Dark velveteen small-clothes, with well-polished shoes, on which shone a
+pair of massive silver buckles, completed the outer man of Thonder
+Vander Tromp.
+
+Amongst the merry group of which Tromp was one, something like a
+sensation was created by the entrance of the stranger. The career of
+badinage was instantly arrested, and the eyes of the whole party turned
+towards him. Undismayed by the general attention he had excited, the
+stranger coolly deposited his bundle on a side-table, and, approaching
+at once the fire, and the group by which it was surrounded, delivered
+himself, as he did so, of the very simple and homely remark--
+
+"There's a wat nicht, gentlemen."
+
+Now, the stranger, although he had thus expressed himself, had not
+ventured to hope that his language would be understood. He had spoken
+mechanically as it were, and delivered himself in his usual way, simply
+because he could do no otherwise, and because he thought it necessary to
+say something. Great, therefore, was his surprise, and, we may add, his
+joy also, when one of the young men of the party, of singularly graceful
+manners and bearing, acknowledged his greeting in excellent English, and
+with great politeness and civility of speech.
+
+Delighted at having met with a native of Great Britain, which he could
+not doubt the young man who had addressed him was--
+
+"Feth, but I am richt glad, sir," said the stranger--"excuse my
+freedom--at having met wi' a countryman, as I tak ye to be, sir--in this
+outlandish place. It's mair than I expeckit, I'm sure. I had nae thochts
+o' meetin wi' ony but ane."
+
+"And pray who was that one, my good friend?" said the young man,
+throwing, at the same time, a rapid look of intelligence around on his
+companions, who seemed at once to comprehend its meaning. "Who was that
+one, my good friend," he said, "if I may ask, without subjecting myself
+to a charge of impertinence?"
+
+"Ou, nae impertinence at a', sir; only ye'll excuse me keepin my thoom
+on the mater ye inquire aboot till I ken better wha's speerin. Excuse
+me, sir, excuse me, for this plainness," continued the stranger,
+smiling; "but I hae come frae a country whar a slip o' the tongue, in
+thae times, micht cost a man his head; and that maks folks wary, ye
+ken."
+
+"Faith, and good reason it should, friend," replied the young man,
+laughingly. "Thou hast well accounted for thy caution. But recollect
+thou art now in a different country, mine honest friend, and hast no
+need to be so guarded in thy speech."
+
+"Feth, sir, I dinna ken. That may be; but, if ye had fan the ticklin o'
+a tow aboot yer craig, as I hae dune, ye wadna forget it in a hurry, nor
+the lesson it taught ye to keep yer tongue atween yer teeth."
+
+"Well, no doubt; that certainly is rough schooling," said the young
+cavalier; "but I repeat again, that thou art now in a different country,
+friend; and one where thou hast nothing to fear from a reasonable use of
+thy tongue."
+
+"Aweel, it may be sae, sir," replied the imperturbable stranger; "but I
+ken o' nae country whar a calm sough's no guid counsel."
+
+"Ha! ha! ha! right, friend, right," roared mine jolly host of the
+Drouthsloken, with open mouth and noisy laugh. "It is not goot to say
+too moosh anywhere; no more in the Hague as any oder place. But here is
+all honourable gentlemen," he added, casting a furtive glance of
+good-humoured meaning at the young man who had first addressed the
+Scotch visiter, "who will not make bad use of what you shall say."
+
+"Ou, I hae nae doot o' that at a', sir," replied the latter; "but, to be
+plain wi' ye, it's no my intention to say onything that onybody can mak
+ony use o', either guid, bad, or indifferent." And, having said this,
+the speaker showed a very palpable desire to put an end to the
+conference, which he evidently began to think was studiously directed by
+the other party towards an elucidation of his purposes in visiting the
+Hague. In this disposition, however, he was by no means joined by the
+party in whose presence he was, particularly by the young man by whom he
+had been first addressed, who evinced a gratification in the peculiar
+humour of the stranger, and an interest in him altogether that would not
+permit of his being shaken off. So far indeed, was he from permitting
+this, that he insisted on the latter's joining him in a bottle of wine,
+which he instantly ordered mine jolly host of the Drouthsloken to
+produce.
+
+On the return of the latter, bearing a bottle of wine in one hand and a
+screw in the other--
+
+"Will your--your----" he said, but was here interrupted by a wink from
+the person he addressed, which had the evident effect of making him
+substitute a different word for that which he had intended to use, and
+he added "your honour." "Will your honour not go up-stairs to your own
+favourite apartment, de leetle blue parlour?"
+
+"No, no, Mynheer Tromp," replied the young cavalier, "we'll just stay
+where we are. The night is cold, and I have always thought your kitchen
+the most comfortable and cheerful apartment in your house. So place us a
+table here, close by the fire, if you please."
+
+Mynheer Vander Tromp bowed a humble assent; and, in an instant after, a
+small round table of walnut-tree, shining like a mirror, was placed in
+the desired situation. Bottles and glasses covered it in a twinkling,
+and in a twinkling also was the party seated around it, including our
+friend of the bonnet and plaid. This worthy person at first shied the
+good fellowship thus thrust upon him; but, gradually warming with the
+wine he drank--for bottle succeeded bottle with marvellous celerity--he
+became by degrees less and less reserved in his manner, until at length
+his natural caution giving way altogether before the increasing pressure
+of the vinous influence, he became as communicative as he had before
+been the reverse.
+
+Availing himself of the altered disposition of the stranger, the young
+cavalier, whom we have represented as having more especially attached
+himself to the former, again endeavoured to extract from him the purpose
+of his visit to the Hague; and his attempt was now successful.
+
+"Aweel, I'll just tell ye Gude's truth, gentlemen," he said, in answer
+to a question, or rather hint, on the subject of explanation which had
+just been addressed to him by his young friend; and for the reply to
+which all waited--"I'll just tell ye Gude's truth, as I think ye're a'
+honourable men, and wadna willingly bring a man into trouble, wha has
+gien ye nae cause o' offence. Ye see, then freends, I hae just arrived
+frae Scotland, and hae come here to see our unfortunate young king,
+Charles the Second that should be, whase unhappy story ye dootless a'
+ken. I hae been ruined oot o' hoose and ha' for the part I took in his
+puir faither's behalf, and hae been obliged to flee my ain country,
+besides, for the same reason; and hae noo come here, to see if His
+Majesty, God bless him, could afford me ony sort o' protection till the
+storm that's noo tearin a' up by the roots in Scotland blaws by; and
+that's just the hail affair, gentlemen."
+
+Long ere the stranger had concluded this account of the purpose of his
+visit to the Hague, a look of intelligence, which originated with his
+young friend, had passed amongst his auditors, and, in the case of the
+former, was associated with a peculiar expression of sympathy. Both,
+however, the look alluded to, and the latter symptom of a yet deeper
+feeling, was unobserved by the person whose communication had given rise
+to them. Becoming now querist in turn, he asked, "if ony o' the
+gentlemen could tell him whar the king leeved, and if they could put him
+on a way o' gettin introduced to him?"
+
+"Thou couldst not have lighted more luckily for that, my friend," said
+the young man to whom we have already so often alluded, "than thou hast
+done in coming amongst us; for it happens that I hold a confidential
+place near the person of Charles, and will have much pleasure in
+exerting my influence in procuring you the introduction you desire."
+
+"Mony thanks to ye, freend," replied the martyr to royalty--"mony thanks
+to ye, if ye mean, by Charles, His Majesty the King o' England--God
+bless him!"
+
+"I certainly do, my friend. I mean him and no other."
+
+"Weel, sir--excuse my freedom--if ye do, I think ye micht ca' him sae.
+Wha can dispute his title, although his back be at the wa'?"
+
+"Oh! no one--no one, my good friend, I believe--that is, lawfully,"
+replied the young cavalier, laughingly; "but, seeing his present
+circumstances--a wandering exile in a foreign land, crownless and
+coinless--we, somehow or other, cannot get our tongues about those
+sounding titles that are his birthright. We prefer calling him simply
+Charles, or English Charles; and I rather think he prefers it himself.
+His titles he thinks best left in abeyance in the meantime."
+
+"Aweel, if it be his ain pleasure, I hae nae mair to say. Perhaps it's
+as prudent and becomin; for, as ye say, sir, a king that has neither a
+croon on his head nor in his pouch is in but a sair condition for his
+dignity. That maun be allowed."
+
+There was not much in this remark itself to excite merriment; but there
+was certainly something in the naive manner in which it was delivered
+that was calculated to produce this effect; and it did. A shout of
+laughter, in which the speaker's young friend was the loudest and
+heartiest performer, acknowledged the peculiarity to which we have
+alluded. On the laugh subsiding, the latter again addressed the former,
+saying--
+
+"But, friend, you have not yet told us by what name we should address
+you."
+
+"As to that," replied the stranger, smilingly, "I believe the maist
+appropriate name or title ye could gie me at the present moment wad be
+that o' the Launless Laird. But it wasna aye sae. I had a bit guid
+property in the Loudans, ca'ed Lucky's How, every clod o't my ain, wi' a
+yearly rental o' forty merks, guid siller, forby the thirlage o' the
+Mill o' Meldrum, that was worth a guid twa or three merks mair. But a's
+gane awa like a handfu o' ingan peelins on a windy day; that cursed
+battle o' Worcester settled a', and left me withoot a groat, and withoot
+as much grund as wad mak the hillock o' a moudiwart. But it's a' gane in
+a guid cause; I dinna begrudge't; and, besides, things 'll maybe come
+roond again; and, if they dinna, there's nae help for't."
+
+"So you were at the battle of Worcester, laird?" said the speaker's
+young friend.
+
+"Feth! that I was, sir; and there," he added, holding out his right
+hand, which was minus the forefinger and thumb--"there's a certificate
+o' the truth o' my statement, gien under the hand o' ane o' Crum'll's
+praying dragoons. It was an ugly lick; but there were a hantle o' uglier
+anes than it gaun whar it was gotten. It was a coorse business
+athegither."
+
+"It was no less, my good friend," said the young cavalier. "I was there,
+too."
+
+"Was ye, feth?" replied the laird. "Then, if ye was, sir, ye saw a bonny
+stramash--mair than ye'll forget in a hurry, I daursay. It was an awfu
+scene yon, when the dragoons cam in upon us in the streets o' Worcester.
+'Od! they sliced and slapped aboot them as if they had gotten into a
+plantation o' lang kale, and no amang Christian men like themsels."
+
+"It was indeed a sad business," replied the young man, with a melancholy
+smile. "Saw ye the king on that day?"
+
+"I did," replied the laird.
+
+"Wouldst know him again?"
+
+"No; I canna think I wad. I just got a glisk o' him, for the first and
+last time, in the middle o' the dirdum at Worcester. When I saw him, the
+puir lad was fechtin like a Turk; but it was a' to nae purpose. He was
+obleeged to rin for't at last, and to perk himsel up in a tree, like a
+hoolet, to keep oot o' the way o' Crum'll's sodgers. If they had gotten
+the puir lad--as it was a God's mercy they didna--they wad hae taen aff
+his head, nae doot, as they did his unfortunate faither's; and then, as,
+indeed, it's said they proposed to do, made a buttonmaker o' his sister,
+and maybe a Spitalfields weaver o' his brither, the Duke o' Gloucester."
+
+"I _have_ heard," replied the young cavalier, with a contemptuous smile,
+while a blush of deep feeling, it might be indignation, overspread his
+intelligent countenance--"I have heard that some such idea was actually
+entertained by the Parliament as that thou hast alluded to."
+
+"There's nae doot that such a report was current, sir; but whether true
+or no, I winna tak upon me to say. They may hae been belied in't."
+
+"I hope they may," replied the young cavalier, musingly. Then, suddenly
+recovering himself, and assuming his usual cheerfulness of manner--"And
+what are the king's friends about in Scotland?" he said, slapping the
+laird good-humouredly on the knee.
+
+"Dooms little, sir," replied the laird. "They daurna cheep. Monk has
+gotten his heel fairly on their necks; so that deil a ane o' them can
+wag either tongue or finger. There's a wheen o' them taen to the hills
+wi' Glencairn and Balcarras; but what can they do? Naething. It's a puir
+thing to be in that way, sir. I had a trial o' that mysel. Tak my word
+for't, that sleepin in a moss hag, or in the lee o' a whin-bush, and
+leevin upon lavrocks, or raw turnips and bog-water, is nae better than
+it's ca'ed."
+
+"Well, well, laird, I hope times will mend with our poor friends in
+Scotland," replied the young cavalier, to whom this picture of the
+sufferings of the royalists, notwithstanding the strong tincture it
+exhibited of the speaker's natural humour, seemed to give much pain. "I
+hope times will mend with them yet, and that feasting and feather-beds
+will make them forget the raw turnips and whin-bushes ye speak of. In
+the meantime, my good friend, push round the bottle, and let us talk of
+other matters; for these make me sad."
+
+Nothing loth, the Laird of Lucky's How filled up a brimming bumper, and,
+drinking "better times," sent it down after some two or three dozen that
+had preceded it.
+
+The party were now getting into high glee. The laugh, the joke, and the
+bottle went merrily round, and the merriest, and apparently the most
+jovial of the company, was the young gentleman whom we have hitherto
+represented as expressly attaching himself to the laird, and whose name,
+as the latter learned from himself, was Jones. This roysterer was the
+life and soul of the company, when roystering became the order of the
+evening; but his mirth was tempered with a gentleness of demeanour, and
+an air of polished hilarity, if such a phrase may be permitted, as
+inspired the idea of the presence of a perfect gentleman. His whole
+manner, in short, was exceedingly captivating. His fancy was ready and
+playful; his wit brilliant and appropriate; and the affability and
+winning character of his smile irresistible. Altogether, he was a most
+delightful companion, and admirably calculated to figure in such
+circumstances as those in which he was now placed. How he might acquit
+himself in a scene of a more grave and serious character, it would not
+perhaps have been easy to guess.
+
+The mirth of the party in the kitchen of the Drouthsloken had just
+attained its height, when a circumstance occurred which did not affect
+its humour, but somewhat changed its character. This was the entrance of
+two of the landlord's daughters. Dressed in the neat and simple,
+although somewhat peculiar, costume of their country, with their hair
+tightly braided up, and bound with a broad silver frontlet, so as to
+exhibit in bold relief the contour of their full and fair countenances,
+two prettier girls than Juliana and Joan Vander Tromp were not within
+the walls of the Hague.
+
+As they entered the kitchen, to which they had come merely, or, perhaps,
+we should have said ostensibly, to look after some household affairs,
+the girls curtsied slightly but gracefully to the company by which it
+was occupied, and, smiling pleasantly and good-naturedly the while,
+passed on to the upper end of the apartment, and began to occupy
+themselves in some little domestic duties. They had not, however, been
+permitted to enter unnoticed. On their appearance, the whole party got
+up from their seats, and acknowledged their presence by a gallant
+greeting; and in this courtesy, Mr Jones again shone pre-eminent by the
+greater grace and deeper devotion he displayed in his chivalrous welcome
+to the fair visitors.
+
+It might have been observed, too, that to him, in turn, were the
+curtsies and the looks also of the young ladies most especially
+directed; but in this case these were associated with a degree of
+respect for which it would not have been easy to account.
+
+"What think ye of our fair Netherlanders, laird?" said Mr Jones to the
+latter, in a half whisper, when the ladies' attention was, or seemed to
+be, engrossed by their occupation. "Will they not match your Scotch
+lasses, think you?"
+
+"That's a pair o' braw queans, I maun allow," replied the laird. "Just
+twa as bonny bits o' lassocks as ane wad wish to see; but I think they
+want the complexion--they haena the blume o' our kilted heather
+trampers. They want the caller red that the norland breeze puts on the
+cheeks o' our Scottish gilpies. That's my humble opinion, sir. But
+they're twa bonny lassocks, for a' that. Nae doot o't."
+
+"On the score of complexion I grant ye, laird, they are, perhaps,
+deficient a little, but I think this amply compensated by the
+intellectual expression, the fine contour, and the softer and more
+intense lustre of the eye. I have seen your Scottish maidens, laird, and
+admired them in my time."
+
+"Feth, sir, I maun say your taste wad hae been very questionable if ye
+hadna," interposed the laird. "When and whar saw ye them, if ye please,
+sir? What pairt o' Scotland was ye in?" he added.
+
+The question appeared to place Jones in a difficulty for a moment; but
+he at length answered--
+
+"Why, laird, I have been in many parts of Scotland in my day. I was with
+the king at Scone."
+
+"Was that at the time o' his coronation?" inquired the laird.
+
+"It was," said Jones.
+
+"And it wad be there, like, and aboot the quarter o' Perth, that ye saw
+our bonny Scotch lasses, I warrant," said the laird, laughingly. "Ay, if
+a' tales be true, the king admired them when he saw them, as muckle as
+ye could do, sir," continued the laird.
+
+"Why, they do report something of that kind," replied Jones, with some
+confusion of manner, and slightly colouring as he spoke--indications of
+a feeling, whatever it was, which seemed highly edifying to his
+companions, who marked it with repeated bursts of laughter; "they do
+report something of the kind," said Jones; "but we mustn't credit all we
+hear, laird."
+
+"The tae half's aboot the usual thing I believe," replied the latter;
+"and, if we tak that in the present case--that is, regarding the king's
+gallantries----"
+
+"Ay, ay, go on, laird, go on--that's it--give us all you know about the
+king's gallantries in Scotland," shouted, almost simultaneously, the
+other members of the party. "Go on, go on, like a good fellow."
+
+"Nay, nay, now," exclaimed Jones, earnestly, but good-humouredly, "as
+one of the king's confidential servants, I must protest, laird, against
+your divulging anything of that kind in my presence."
+
+"Never mind the protest--never mind the protest, laird. Go on, and we'll
+stand between you and the consequences," again shouted several members
+of the party. "What know ye about the king's gallantries at Scone?"
+
+"Ou, it was nae great things after a', to mak a wark aboot; but, ye see,
+there war a wheen unco godly ministers there at the time, an' they made
+an awfu ado aboot it. The hale affair was just this. The king happenin
+to go into the room that he usually occupied in the Palace o' Scone ae
+mornin earlier than ordinar, wha does he fin sortin't oot but a bit
+bonny lassie o' a chaumermaid. Aweel, whan she saw the king enter, wham
+she hadna expeckit for at least an hour after, what does she do but mak
+a rin oot, as it war, and what does the king do but kep her, throw his
+arms aboot her neck, and gie her a hearty kiss--a reglar royal salute?
+And awa gaed the lassie, skirlin like a curlew, half-mad wi' the fricht
+an' the honour. But what wad ye hae o't but that ane o' the Covenantin
+ministers, wha war then as thick as craws aboot Scone--it bein just like
+a rookery wi' the black coats for the time--suld be just at the moment
+stanin at a window, in anither apartment that lookit richt into the ane
+whar the king had kissed the bit lassie, and saw the hale affair; and
+what does he do but report the scandal to his brethren, wha, shocked at
+the indecency, appointed a committee o' ministers to reprove the royal
+offender! This committee accordingly waited on the king, whan their
+spokesman, ane Douglas--an awfu stern man--after rebookin His Majesty,
+added, that it wad be prudent o' him, whan he desired to amuse himsel in
+future, to be mair carefu in shuttin the windows."
+
+"Capital, laird; capital!" shouted several of the party, in convulsions
+of laughter. "Any more--any more?"
+
+"Nay, nay, now, laird," said Jones, laughing, and clapping his hand on
+the mouth of the tell-tale; "on your allegiance to your lawful
+sovereign, I command ye to silence. He must not, in my presence, be made
+a subject of mirth to these idle jesters."
+
+"Tuts, it's but a joke, man; but if ye think it wad offend His Majesty,
+I'll say nae mair. I wad suner lose something considerable than do that.
+But what the waur can the king be o' it's bein kent that he likes the
+lasses? I trow it's rather a feather in his kep than a discredit till
+him."
+
+"Well done, laird!" exclaimed Jones, clapping the former jocosely on the
+shoulder. "Thou'rt a good old soul; and I shall take care that Charles
+knows of thy lenity towards his failings. It will do thee no harm with
+him."
+
+Having said this, Jones rose from the table, and went towards the
+landlord's daughters, who were still busily occupied, or apparently so,
+at any rate, at the further end of the apartment. His approach to these
+fair damsels was made in the most gallant fashion imaginable, and with
+all the air and manner of a thoroughbred courtier and cavalier. What
+conversation passed between him and the girls was not overheard by the
+other members of the party; but the frequent bursts of laughter which
+were from time to time elicited, sufficiently showed that it was of a
+mirthful character, and that the badinage of Jones fully supported, in
+point and brilliancy, the credit of his other kindred qualifications.
+After some time, he returned to his party, and again took his seat
+beside the laird; who, on his doing so, remarked--
+
+"Feth, sir, ye seem as guid a hand at botherin the lasses as your
+master. It's in the family, I think."
+
+A roar of laughter succeeded this sally, to which Jones himself was one
+of the largest contributors, although it was certainly mingled with some
+embarrassment of manner. From this embarrassment, however, he was
+unexpectedly relieved by the strains of a wandering minstrel, which
+suddenly rose from the street, just underneath the window of the kitchen
+of the Drouthsloken. As these strains were of no ordinary excellence,
+they instantly attracted the attention of all in the apartment,
+inclusive of the landlord's two fair daughters, one of whom in especial
+(Juliana) evinced, by her flurried and agitated manner, a greater
+interest in the presence of the minstrel than would have been warranted
+on the supposition that it was merely accidental. Her confusion,
+however, and the consciousness which it implied of a knowledge exceeding
+that of those around her, passed undiscovered by all except Jones, whose
+more vigilant eye detected these symptoms of secret and mysterious
+understanding. He made no remark, however, on the subject; and carefully
+concealed his discovery, not only from the rest of the party, but from
+her who was the object of his mental speculations. Having concluded his
+serenade, or at least its first department, which consisted, first, of a
+preliminary flourish on a violin, executed with great spirit and
+felicity, and then of a song, accompanied by the instrument, sung in a
+peculiarly deep-toned, but exceedingly melodious, voice, the minstrel
+ceased for a few seconds, when Jones proposed that he should be invited
+in; and that, if he proved merely a gallant, he should be asked to a
+glass of wine; and if he turned out a professional performer, who came
+in the exercise of his vocation, he should be requested to entertain
+them with his music within-doors. To this proposal a general assent was
+at once given; and this assent was immediately followed by the
+proceeding proper to its fulfilment. Three or four of the party, headed
+by Jones, instantly rushed out, and surrounded the astonished minstrel
+before he was aware. At first he discovered symptoms of a desire to
+escape from the party; but, seeing this impossible, he stood his ground
+manfully, and awaited the pleasure of the gentlemen, whose notice, he
+said, he had the honour, it seemed, of so specially attracting. A
+momentary glance at the speaker satisfied Jones and his party of his
+quality. It was that of a professed street performer; or at least of a
+person of the humblest class, as was indicated by his apparel, which
+consisted of a short cloak, with a sort of coarse jerkin underneath, a
+pair of wide and ill-made knee-breeches, coarse blue woollen stockings,
+and a pair of enormous wooden shoes. On his head was a brown felt hat,
+of a conical shape, adorned with a cock's feather, and altogether
+resembling those seen in paintings of Dutch boors. These outward
+indications, then, settled the question of the minstrel's rank, and
+rendered no ceremony necessary in inviting him in.
+
+"You play well, friend," said Jones. "We have been listening to you, and
+will be glad if you will come and amuse us for half-an-hour or so. I
+will see to your being suitably recompensed."
+
+"Thank you, honourable sirs," replied the minstrel. "I doubt not of my
+recompense, were it once earned; but the hour is late, and I may not
+tarry abroad longer. Moreover, I make it a rule never to enter any
+house, or to perform to any private party within-doors. I bid you a
+good-night, gentlemen."
+
+"Nay, by my troth, and you do no such thing, friend," said Jones,
+seizing the minstrel, who was at this moment about making off, by the
+skirt of his jerkin. "We don't part with good company in this way.
+Friends," he said, addressing his companions, "lend a hand here, to
+secure the fiddler. We must compel him to his own interest, which he
+would thus wilfully neglect."
+
+No sooner said than done. In a twinkling the reluctant minstrel was
+grasped on all sides, and in an instant after found himself in the
+centre of the kitchen of the Drouthsloken, to which he had been carried
+almost bodily, in despite of a certain quantum of vain resistance and
+remonstrance, by which he had at first endeavoured to thwart the purpose
+of his captors. On being brought into the light of the kitchen, it was
+discovered that the captured fiddler and songster was deficient of an
+eye, at least of the use of it, as it was covered by a large green
+shade, apparently unnecessarily large, as it concealed the half of his
+face. Another peculiarity was now also observable, and this was, that
+the neck of his cloak was clasped at a most extraordinary height up on
+his face, and that he would by no means listen to any entreaties, either
+to lay aside the said cloak, or even to unloosen the clasp by which it
+was secured in so strange a position. We need scarcely add, that the
+effect of these various dispositions of his externals was to conceal
+almost entirely his countenance, of which only a small portion of the
+left side was visible; and even this it was attempted to circumscribe as
+much as possible, by the disposition of the hair of the head, which was
+carefully combed down over the exposed space.
+
+"Come now, friend," said Jones, addressing the musician, and handing
+him, at the same time, a huge brimmer of wine, "gulp this with a
+celerity that shall be creditable to thy craft, man, and let us have
+thereafter a taste of thy calling--some of thy merriest strains; for I
+mean to see if we cannot make a dance of it, by the help of these fair
+dames there"--inclining his head towards the landlord's daughters, who
+still kept their ground in the kitchen; although, if the matter had been
+inquired into, we rather fear they would have found some difficulty in
+naming the particular duty that detained them.
+
+Finding it of no use to resist the spirit which he saw prevailed amongst
+the party, the minstrel quietly despatched the contents of the goblet
+that had been presented to him, and commenced the duty that had been
+imposed upon him. On the first sound of the preliminary flourish of his
+bow becoming audible, Jones went up to the buxom daughters of Mynheer
+Tromp, and in his most gallant manner asked them if they would have any
+objection to take the floor with him and his friends, seeing that they
+had unexpectedly made the acquisition of an admirable musician,
+although, he must confess, rather an odd-looking man; and Jones, as he
+made the latter remark, looked slyly at Juliana, to mark its effect, and
+found it acknowledged by a deep but transient blush, which she
+endeavoured to conceal.
+
+The proposal, however, of a dance was accepted on the part of the
+younger sister, Joan, with eager alacrity; and on the part of Juliana
+with an appearance of the same willingness, but with a confusion and
+hesitation of manner that gave token of a counteracting feeling. Having
+obtained the consent of the fair sisters to "tread a measure," the gay
+courtier took a hand of each, and gallantly led them to the middle of
+the floor; intimating, at the same time, by signal, to his friends to
+clear the space for the impending performances--a signal which they lost
+no time in obeying; two or three seizing chairs apiece; and other two or
+three--one of whom was the laird, who seemed to enter with great
+goodwill into the spirit of the thing--lifting the table, with all it
+carried, to a distant corner of the apartment.
+
+Just as these preparations were completed, and while Jones stood in the
+middle of the floor, doing the polite to his two ladies--but directing
+his attentions most especially to the elder--their father, the jolly
+Vander Tromp, who had been absent for a considerable time, entered the
+apartment, when, perceiving what was going on--
+
+"Ah, very goot, very goot!" he said, in his most hilarious manner--his
+jolly, broad red face beaming with delight. "A daunce, a daunce--ah,
+very goot thing a daunce"--and he cracked his finger and thumb, and
+threw up one of his huge legs in the air, with an expression of
+highly-excited feeling. Then, calming down a moment--"You vill have no
+objection, Mynheer Jones, to my frow have share in the daunce?"
+
+"Objection, Tromp!" ejaculated Jones, with well-feigned horror at the
+supposition. "By no means. I shall be but too proud of the honour."
+
+"An tank you, Mynheer Jones--you are too goot." And saying this, Vander
+Tromp disappeared, with another joyous flourish of finger and thumb and
+left leg, in search of Mrs Tromp, to conduct her into the presence of
+the dancers, and to a share of their amusement.
+
+In the meantime, the parties were set, and the dance commenced with
+great vigour; Jones displaying in this exercise a degree of skill and
+grace in entire keeping with the refinement of his general manner. His
+spirits, too, were exuberant, and infused a life into all around him,
+that all the other circumstances combined could not have inspired.
+
+Although by no means wanting in attention to the younger lady, it might
+be observed, however, that Jones was much more assiduous in his
+civilities to Juliana; and, what was a yet more remarkable circumstance,
+it might also have been observed, that the musician evinced a strange
+sensation of uneasiness whenever he saw Jones paying any particular
+attention to this lady. He fidgeted in his seat, bungled the tune he was
+playing, and shot fiercer glances from his solitary optic on the
+revellers on the floor, but most especially on Jones and his fair
+favourite. What was odd, too, Jones seemed to be aware of the feeling he
+was exciting in the sensitive fiddler, and to delight in the uneasiness
+he was occasioning; for the more markedly it was evinced, the more
+assiduous and persevering was he in his gallantries. Although, however,
+all this might have been sufficiently evident to a close and vigilant
+observer, it escaped the notice of those present; for Jones managed his
+secret tactics, whatever these were, with great caution, and exhibited
+no other symptoms of consciousness than a slight, scarcely perceptible,
+smile of sly intelligence.
+
+We have said that none present were cognisant of this mysterious
+understanding, or rather misunderstanding, between Jones and the
+musician; but we are not sure that this is quite correct. There was an
+air of embarrassment about the manner of the fair Juliana, that seemed
+to indicate that she was also in possession of some share of the secret
+knowledge that was working so much underhand mischief; and of this Jones
+appeared likewise to be aware.
+
+Thus stood matters, then, with this trio, when Vander Tromp and his
+wife--the former leading the latter on his arm--came tripping into the
+kitchen, with the grace and agility of a couple of elephants; for the
+worthy spouse of the worthy landlord of the Drouthsloken was, like
+himself, of the regular Dutch build, and had very much the shape and
+appearance of a featherbed upon legs, if such an object can be
+conceived. Her breadth, which was naturally of the most formidable
+dimensions, was greatly increased by a stiff silk gown, which projected
+in rigid amplitude on all sides, and gave to her whole person an
+appearance of illimitable expanse. Notwithstanding these vast
+dimensions, there was yet a comeliness about her bulk, and an expression
+of benevolence and good-nature in her rosy countenance, that rendered
+her altogether by no means an unpleasing object.
+
+On the entrance of mine host and his larger as well as better half,
+Jones, with that gallant devotion which seemed natural to him, instantly
+advanced towards the latter, and, with a preliminary flourish of some of
+his most graceful obeisances, in which, perhaps, a very shrewd observer
+might have discovered a slight tincture of mock gallantry, invited her
+to join him in the next dance. The large lady, with a good-humoured
+smile, curtsied a ready acquiescence to the polite invitation; and, in
+the next instant, might be seen sailing majestically through the mazes
+of the dance, closely attended by her respectful and devoted partner.
+
+In the meantime, the unwilling musician seemed heartily tired of his
+employment, and looked as if he would have given a trifle not only to
+have got quit of that employment, but to have got out of the house
+altogether. Jones, however, was inexorable; and the more marked the
+fiddler's impatience became, the more unmercifully did he deal out his
+orders to "play up;" and much did he seem to delight, although he kept
+the satisfaction to himself, in the grin of irritation which his
+commands never failed to produce on the countenance of the hapless
+musician. Leaving, then, the general position of matters in the kitchen
+of the Drouthsloken in this state, we shall resume the particular
+history of the laird's proceedings, which we fear the reader may think
+we have already too long neglected.
+
+Of the ongoings of the evening the laird, who was now pretty well in the
+wind, was an attentive, but by no means a silent, spectator. In the
+enthusiasm which the proceedings passing before him had excited, he had
+mounted a chair, and from that elevated position was whooping, and
+yelling, and shouting, and clapping his hands--at once to express his
+own delight in the performances, and to encourage the performers.
+
+"That's it, my bonny lassie!" he screamed out, addressing the younger
+Tromp, whose agility particularly pleased him. "'Od ye're just doin
+amazinly! That's it! Kilt yer coats, ye cutty, and skelp at it withouten
+fear or dread! That's the true way to mak a figure on a flure!"
+
+"Feth, no amiss, guidwife, no amiss ava," he said, and now addressing
+himself to the better half of mine host of the Drouthsloken, who was
+heaving like a seventy-four in a ground-swell--"no amiss ava, considerin
+the wecht ye carry. Ye're just doin wonderfu, too, to be sae broad in
+the beam. My word, but ye are a sonsy lass," he continued, his attention
+gradually directing itself to a contemplation of her personal
+dimensions. "If ye're an unce, ye're twenty stane, quarry wecht; and
+everybody kens that's no scrimpit."
+
+"Weel dune, Jones! weel dune, lad! Hoo, hurrah! up wi't! Ye've a pair o'
+guid souple shanks o' your ain. That's it, lad--that's it! Up wi't! Hoo,
+hurrah, hurrah!"
+
+And the laird clapped his hands with a vigour and energy that emitted a
+sound more like the contact of a pair of boards than human palms; and
+accompanying this expression of heartiness of feeling with whoops and
+shouts, that drowned the noise of both feet and fiddle.
+
+Impartial in the distribution of his praises, the laird now directed his
+compliments to the various other members of the dancing party,
+severally, and finished with mine host himself.
+
+"Unco weel, laird, unco weel," he exclaimed, addressing that worthy
+performer. "Really, unco weel! ye've a wonderfu licht foot to hae sic a
+heavy stern. That's it, laird! Up wi' the left leg!--capital, capital!"
+And again the laird clapped his hands, and again raised his tremendous
+war-whoop.
+
+Hitherto the dancers had paid no particular attention to the laird's
+noisy expressions of interest in their proceedings; but they so highly
+tickled Mr Jones, that, on the conclusion of the dance, he came laughing
+up to the laird, and asked him if he would not take a turn on the floor
+on the next occasion.
+
+"No, thank ye, Mr Jones," replied the latter; "my dancin days are weel
+aboot owre now; but, though the flesh is weak, the spirit's willin, and,
+to mak mysel as guid company as possible, I'll tak a screed o' the
+fiddle an ye like; for I'm mair souple aboot the elbows than the ankles
+now-a-days, and, besides, I dinna think that fallow puts the richt
+smeddum in his tunes. They're awfu draicky, and no like our Scotch
+measures, that mak ye fling your legs aboot like flails, till ye dinna
+ken whether your heels or your head's uppermost."
+
+"Ah ha, very fair, laird," replied Jones, laughing; "and although I have
+reasons for keeping all relief from the fiddler as long as possible, I
+am so curious to hear your performance, that I, for my part, consent to
+your taking a turn of his instrument, provided he will allow you."
+
+"We'll try him," replied the laird, briefly, and at the same time
+stepping down from his high place, and thereafter proceeding with Jones
+towards the musician of the evening, in order to offer his services in
+the way of assisting him.
+
+"Friend," said Jones to the one-eyed minstrel, while the laird stood
+behind, or rather beside him, waiting the result of his
+application--"friend, have you any objection to be relieved a little in
+your labours? Here is a brother musician, who would gladly take a turn
+with you, provided you would favour him with the loan of your
+instrument."
+
+The only reply of the fiddler was a sullen, dissentient growl; for he
+was as averse to speaking as to exposing his countenance.
+
+"What! won't you lend our friend here your fiddle?" said Jones, now
+bursting out into a fit of suppressed laughter, which seemed, from its
+heartiness, and the relief which it evidently afforded him, to have been
+long pent up. "Do, man, do--you had better do. _I'll_ be much obliged to
+you"--with marked emphasis on the pronoun, which he further increased by
+a gentle but significant tread on the toe of the perplexed minstrel,
+who, after returning the secret intimation of Jones by a smile and an
+intelligent leer of his open eye, handed the fiddle to the laird without
+saying a word.
+
+The incident which we have just described was unobserved by any other
+party but those concerned in it; or, at least, if it was observed, it
+was not understood; and in this predicament also stood he who had the
+best opportunity of seeing it--namely, the laird. He saw all that passed
+between Jones and the fiddler; but he could not make out what it meant;
+nor did he seem to concern himself about discovering it. Having got the
+fiddle into his possession, the laird commenced tuning it with great
+assiduity, and with a bow stroke that showed he was well practised in
+the use of the instrument. The tuning effected to his mind, he struck
+up, with great vigour, a ranting Scotch reel, which he played with
+uncommon spirit and skill. At first, the novelty of the measure took the
+greater part of the audience by surprise. For a time they could make
+nothing of it; but music being a universal language, both the spirit and
+rhythm of the tune soon began to be perceived and appreciated; and, with
+a little schooling from Jones, who seemed not only to understand the
+music, but to be delighted with it, the dancers were placed in the order
+of a reel; and, by a vigilant superintendence of their motions on the
+part of the latter, they contrived to get through the figure with
+tolerable correctness. All were delighted with the new dance. It was
+repeated again and again, and every time with increased success, and a
+diminishing necessity for the interference of Jones, who, having entered
+fully into the spirit of the mirthful train, whooped and yelled as
+vociferously as ever the laird had done. His enthusiasm was infectious;
+all caught it--even the broad-beamed wife of Vander Tromp, who moved
+under the inspiring influence of the laird's bow with an agility that no
+one could have believed her ponderous person capable of; while the
+others, including mine portly host himself, flung, and flew, and
+shuffled, as madly as the witches in the midnight dance in Alloway Kirk.
+The spell, in short, of the laird's music was complete, and each owned
+the hilarious spirit which it was so well calculated to diffuse over all
+who were within reach of its influence--in other words, over all who
+were within hearing of the laird's admirably-played fiddle. Inspired
+with additional glee by these indications of the powerful effect of his
+music, the laird still further heightened its influence by breaking out,
+as he played, into short, abrupt shouts, which were responded to, from
+time to time, by the male dancers, but with most especial emphasis by
+Jones, who seemed to be, altogether, at the very acme of human
+enjoyment.
+
+It was while the revellers were thus dinning the drowsy ear of night
+with their obstreperous mirth, and while they were yet in the full
+career of enjoyment, that four persons suddenly entered the kitchen of
+the Drouthsloken. They were in the garb of seamen, wearing large, shaggy
+pea-jackets, and low, round-crowned, glazed hats, with circular flaps
+projecting behind. Although, however, all were dressed nearly alike,
+there was one who evidently took the lead amongst them. He was a young
+man, and had an air of authority in his manner to which the rest seemed
+to pay deference. Some differences, too, in his outer habiliments,
+notwithstanding of the general resemblance that prevailed in this
+particular, pointed him out as of a superior grade to the others. This
+person was not unknown to the inmates of the house. He was recognised as
+Captain Hagedorn of the Jungfrau of Rotterdam--a man of fierce,
+irascible temper, and an ardent, although not very acceptable, admirer
+of Juliana. On his entrance, therefore, he was immediately greeted as an
+acquaintance by Tromp, his wife, and their two daughters--by Juliana,
+however, with an evident confusion and embarrassment of manner. To these
+greetings, Hagedorn vouchsafed the return only of a surly and
+unintelligible muttering, while he proceeded to provide himself with a
+chair, on which he placed himself directly opposite the one-eyed
+minstrel, at whom he threw, from time to time, looks of the most
+malignant ferocity.
+
+All, especially Juliana, who had reasons for fearing the worst, seemed
+impressed with the belief that the fellow was bent on mischief, and that
+he had come there for the especial purpose. Of this they were more
+convinced, on observing the brass-tipped sheaths of cutlasses projecting
+from beneath the pea-jackets of the intruders. Their fears were not long
+of being realised.
+
+"Tromp," said Hagedorn (we take the liberty of translating, in this, and
+all other similar cases), "I thought you kept a regular, decent house.
+Such is the character you pretend to, at any rate."
+
+"And such," replied Tromp, with a blush of honest indignation, "is the
+character I maintain. Who shall gainsay it?"
+
+"Why, there are some things going on here to-night that don't look much
+like it," replied Hagedorn. "Know ye, Tromp, or does Juliana know, who
+this one-eyed gallant is?" pointing to the late serenader.
+
+"Whether they do or not, they shall soon know, and so shall you to your
+cost, Hagedorn!" replied the minstrel, starting to his feet, and hastily
+stripping off the disguise, eye-patch and all, in which he was
+enveloped; a proceeding which discovered to the astonished
+onlookers--not, however, including either Jones or Juliana, who had a
+previous knowledge of his identity--a tall, handsome,
+gentlemanly-looking young man, well known as Sir Lionel Musgrave, one of
+the gayest and most respected of those English gentlemen who shared the
+misfortunes and exile of Charles II. during the existence of the
+Commonwealth.
+
+"Ha!" said Hagedorn, starting to his feet, on Musgrave discovering
+himself. "So, I have unearthed the fox, eh!" And, as he spoke, he made a
+grasp at Musgrave's throat; which the latter evaded by adroitly stepping
+back a pace, when he instantly drew his sword and made a pass at
+Hagedorn, who, however, skilfully warded it off with his cutlass, to
+which he had had recourse the moment he missed his hold of his
+antagonist. These proceedings were, of course, a signal to all the other
+men in the apartment to muster on their respective sides; and this they
+instantly did. Hagedorn's men immediately drew; Jones and his party did
+the same; and the women ran screaming from the scene of the impending
+contest. In one instant after, a general melee commenced. There were
+deep oaths, overturning of tables, and clashing of swords in every
+direction, and all the other characteristics of a tremendous and very
+serious hubbub. Blows, too, were not wanting. They fell thick and fast
+on all sides.
+
+Hitherto our friend the laird had remained an idle, but
+sufficiently-astonished spectator of the strange and sudden scene that
+had been thus brought before his visual organs. Though an idle, he was
+not altogether, however, a mute witness of the proceedings that were
+going forward.
+
+"'Od! this _is_ a queer business!" he muttered to himself. "Wha on earth
+wad hae thocht that yon blin-ee'd, broken-doon-lookin soul o' a fiddler
+wad hae turned oot a braw young swanky like that? Na, na, that'll no
+do," suddenly added the laird, and now referring to the circumstance of
+Jones being hard pressed by two of the intruders. "Twa on ane--that'll
+never do." And the laird looked around him for some weapon wherewith he
+might compensate the odds against his friend. Nothing of this kind more
+efficient than the tongs presenting itself, the laird leaped down from
+the table on which he had been perched in the quality of musician, and,
+seizing the afore-mentioned instrument by the feet, advanced upon the
+foe, shouting, "Stan to them, Jones! stan to them, lad! till I gie them
+a taste o' the tangs!" And, in the same instant, he discharged a blow at
+the head of one of Jones' assailants that laid him senseless on the
+floor. Finding his first effort so successful, the laird repeated the
+experiment on the prostrate man's companion with precisely the same
+result. Down he went also with a fractured skull. "That's the way!"
+shouted the laird, now greatly excited by his own destructive exertions;
+"ca' them down like nine-pins! Soop them aff the face o' the yearth!"
+
+At this moment, the laird's Io Paeans were interrupted by the entrance of
+a party of the town-guard, whom Tromp had summoned to his aid. These
+immediately seized on the intruders, as they were pointed out by the
+latter--the fallen men having so far recovered as to be now sitting up,
+although evidently sick and giddy from the effects of the laird's blows,
+and looking, as he said himself, "unco white aboot the gills"--and
+marched them off to the guard-house, to answer in due time to the
+judicial authorities of the city for the breach of the peace of which
+they had been guilty.
+
+On the kitchen of the Drouthsloken being cleared of the enemy, an
+investigation into the extent of personal injury sustained took place,
+when it was found that this was, after all, very trivial, consisting
+only of two or three slight flesh wounds, of which Musgrave bore two,
+and one or two others one apiece.
+
+"And now, laird," said Jones, addressing the latter, "what share of the
+honours have you got?"
+
+"Deil a scratch," replied the laird. "Feth, I didna gie them time for
+that. I didna stan whilly-whain wi' them, wi' a bit shabble in my haun,
+as ye a' did, but gied them richt knock-me-doon thuds at ance--sent them
+owre like stots, ane after the ither. Feth! commen me to a pair o' tangs
+in a kitchen row. It maks clean wark. I'll think mair o' them as a
+weapon, baith o' offence and defence, than ever I did."
+
+"In such hands as yours, laird, they certainly are a
+sufficiently-formidable weapon. Had it not been for them and you
+together, I would scarce have got off so scatheless as I have done. I
+owe you a good turn, and it shall not be forgotten. I promised you an
+introduction to the king; and I shall not only fulfil that promise, but,
+as my word goes a long way with him, I shall give such an account of you
+as, I answer for it, will insure you a favourable reception, and
+probably procure you some still more substantial tokens of his regard."
+
+"Ou, thank ye, sir, thank ye," said the laird; "but I dinna see that I
+hae dune onything the nicht that should entitle me to ony special favour
+frae his most gracious Majesty. What interest can he possibly hae in a
+kitchen collyshangy like this?"
+
+"More than you're aware of, perhaps, laird; but never mind that in the
+meantime. Here comes Tromp, to read us a lecture, I daresay, on the
+evening's occurrences, although it was none of our fault either. Ha,
+Musgrave, my spark!" continued Jones, and now turning to that
+gallant--"didst think I couldn't have known thee? 'Od's fish, man, I
+would have known the cut of thy jib, although thou hadst been sewn in a
+sack."
+
+"Faith, your ----" A wink from Jones prevented the word that was about
+to follow. The wink was understood. "Faith, my friend," said Musgrave,
+laughing, "to tell a truth, I had no idea you were here. It was intended
+for a stolen march--to see whether I could not win my wager, by cutting
+ye out in the good graces of our landlord's fair daughter July." The
+conversation between Jones and Musgrave was here interrupted by the
+approach of Tromp, who came not, as the latter had suspected, to
+complain of what had occurred, but merely to request that the gentlemen
+would now retire, as it was getting late, and as his household was in a
+state of great alarm and confusion, in consequence of what had taken
+place.
+
+The request was too respectfully made, and in itself too reasonable, to
+admit of the smallest objection. The party immediately donned their hats
+and cloaks, when Jones, taking the laird by the hand, told him to remain
+where he was for the night, and that he would wait upon him on the
+following morning to conduct him to the king.
+
+Agreeably to his promise, early in the forenoon of the following day,
+Jones, attended by a gay band of cavaliers, entered the apartment in
+which the laird was at breakfast.
+
+"Oh, Mr Jones, hoo are ye?" said the latter, rising from his seat on the
+entrance of the former. "I'm sure this is very guid o' ye. Nane the waur
+o' the bit stramash we had last nicht, I hope?"
+
+"Oh! not a bit, not a bit, kind thanks to you for that, laird," replied
+Jones. "Now, my friend," continued the latter, "I am better than my
+word: I promised to bring you to the king; instead of this, I have
+brought the king to you. Any objection, laird, to take me for your
+lawful, but unfortunate king? I am Charles," he said, in a tone of more
+earnest emphasis.
+
+Need we describe the laird's amazement at this astounding disclosure? We
+need not. The reader will conceive it. Although he looked unutterable
+things, all that he said was--
+
+"Gude preserve me! is that a fact?" pronounced in the slow, deliberate
+tone of overwhelming and perplexed amazement.
+
+The sequel of our tale is soon told. Charles settled a small pension on
+the laird--all that his circumstances at the time would afford--on which
+he lived for several years at the Hague. He subsequently found his way
+back to Scotland, the distracted state of the king's affairs preventing
+the regular payment of his pension. In the meantime, years rolled on,
+and changes took place, and amongst these came the Restoration. Charles
+was restored to the throne of his ancestors. On this throne the monarch
+had not been many days seated, when he was informed by one of the pages
+in waiting that they had been much annoyed by an old grey-headed
+Scotchman, with a large flat blue bonnet on his head, insisting on
+admission to His Majesty's presence.
+
+"Did he give his name?" replied the monarch.
+
+"He did, please your majesty," replied the page; "he said he was sure
+that, if we would inform your majesty that it was the Laird of Lucky's
+How who sought admission, your majesty would instantly grant him an
+audience."
+
+"He was right," said Charles, smiling. "I recollect the honest man well.
+Admit him next time he presents himself."
+
+The laird came, was admitted, and was received with a most cordial
+welcome by the good-natured monarch. They talked over the occurrences of
+the evening they had spent in the kitchen of the Drouthsloken; and the
+laird was finally dismissed, with a promise, shortly afterwards
+redeemed, of his being reinstated in his patrimonial lands. To this
+other gratuities were added, to an amount that amply compensated him, as
+he often himself said, for all that he had suffered in the royal cause.
+Some will say, perhaps, and with too much truth, that Charles was not so
+grateful to all his friends; but, in the present instance, we have only
+to do with the case of the Laird of Lucky's How.
+
+
+
+
+THE ABDUCTION.
+
+
+The farm of Kelpiehaugh, at a short distance from Lessudden, was, at an
+early period of the St Boswell's meetings, occupied by Giles Ramsay--a
+man who, as often happens in Scotland, was not loth to admit that "his
+grey mare was the better horse." He liked the philosophy of the old
+ballad quoted by Shakspere, and received it as a general maxim, that
+"nought's to be had at a woman's hand" unless, in every case, "ye gie
+her a' the plea." And, verily, Matty did not love him the worse for his
+correct notions of woman-kind, though, as for anything like gratitude
+for his easy submission to her entire authority, she knew nothing of the
+sentiment, if she did not heartily despise it. The reason was indeed
+plain enough; for she had the capacity to know that, whatever
+superiority nature intended her husband should possess over her, in his
+character of one of the lords of the creation, he had none whatever in
+the capacity of her husband. In this there was a secret which she
+communicated to no one; and that was simply, that Giles was, in all
+respects, a stupid, simple, honest "cudden," and she was one of the
+cleverest dames that ever made a good-natured husband cry "barlafummil"
+in a matrimonial skirmish. Yet, with all the guidwife's cleverness, she
+had not been able either to prevent Giles from getting behind with his
+rent--the more by token as, we fancy, that Kelpiehaugh was too dear--or
+to get "the glaikit hizzy," Mary, her daughter, well buckled to a canny
+laird, who might help them to pay up their arrears. The first was
+clearly no marvel; but the second might have been termed some what
+extraordinary, seeing the young woman was as fair as Dowsabell.
+
+Something as regarded the rent depended upon the next sale of cattle at
+St Boswell's, for which honest Giles had ready six as good stirks as
+ever grazed on a green lea; and it was arranged between him and the
+better partner of the matrimonial firm, that he must get six pounds for
+every head of them, otherwise he might have small chance for "love's
+roundelay" on his return.
+
+"It will mak thirty-six pounds, Giles," said Matty; "and that will
+enable us to pay up ten pounds o' oor arrears."
+
+"And what will I get for a superplus o' a pound a-head on them?" said
+Giles.
+
+"The liberty to buy a new gown for Mary," replied she, "that we may try
+to get her aff at the next fair. But, if ye sell them for a pound less,
+I rede ye to seek a quieter bield for your hame than Kelpiehaugh will be
+on your return."
+
+And so primed, old Giles set off with his six stirks to St Boswell's. He
+arrived at the green, and exposed his bestial in the most favourable
+manner he could; but he found that Matty's price did not accord with the
+humour of the buyers, who probably thought proper to judge for
+themselves in the question of value. The time passed, and Giles saw
+before him nothing but the necessity of driving the stirks back again to
+Kelpiehaugh--an operation he by no means relished. As he stood musing on
+the apparently forlorn hope of a customer, an old man, much bent, with a
+grey beard, and a patch over his left eye as big as the blind of him of
+forging celebrity, "Blackpatch" himself, came up to him, and at once
+offered him eight pounds a-head for his stock. The old farmer wondered,
+smiled, and accepted. The bargain was struck, and forty-eight good
+pounds were instanter placed in the hands of the seller.
+
+"Now I have a favour to ask of you, good Mr Ramsay," said the buyer.
+
+"It will be an unreasonable request I winna grant to ane wha has gien me
+my ain price," replied the farmer. "What is't?"
+
+"That you will drive the cattle home to Kelpiehaugh, and keep them there
+at my risk and cost till I send for them," said the other.
+
+"Granted, and wi' thanks," said the farmer.
+
+"I have another favour to ask," said the other.
+
+"As mony's ye like, sir, if they're a' o' a kind," answered the farmer,
+smiling. "Out wi't."
+
+"That you'll give me a bed at Kelpiehaugh to-night," said the old man.
+"I have a distance to ride, and would fain halve the stage, by making
+your house a half-way resting-place.
+
+"Of a surety, sir," replied the farmer; "ye'll hae the best bed and the
+best victuals Kelpiehaugh can boast o', and nae boast after a', though
+Matty, I am proud to say, kens hussyskep as weel as ony woman in a' the
+shirradom. Will ye gang wi' me, or come yersel?"
+
+"I will come by myself," said the buyer. "I have some other affairs to
+settle before the fair breaks up, and it may be later than your time
+before I have finished."
+
+The matter being thus arranged, the two parted. Giles was anxious to
+know who his customer was; but no one could tell anything of him, and
+the hour getting forward to the gloaming, he set off again for his farm,
+with his forty-eight pounds in his pocket, and the cattle before him. On
+his approaching Kelpiehaugh, Matty, along with her fair daughter, was at
+the door, waiting for him. It was now dark; but she could hear his voice
+in articulations which pleased her not. "Hey! hey! yaud! yaud!" and then
+came the sound of a thwack on the backs of the lazy troop he was driving
+before him.
+
+"And ye've brought them back again, ye sorry simpleton?" cried the wife.
+
+The husband answered nothing, but continued thumping at the nolt with
+his "hey," and "yaud," and "phew"--every ejaculation having the effect
+of an objurgatory attack on the dame herself.
+
+"Ay, ay," she cried, "thump them and drive them into the shed, Giles,
+that they may be ready for the roup o' our plenishing and stocking. The
+auctioneer's hammer will knock them down wi' mair pith than that rung ye
+are using, wi' a' the spite o' an angry disappointed man, wha couldna
+mak a sale o' his ain kye."
+
+Her cutting words had still no effect upon the good-natured farmer, who
+continued his operations till he got the six steers safely lodged in
+their shed. He then came into the house quietly, and, with a "heigh-ho,
+that job's weel owre," sat him down by the side of the fire, opposite to
+his wife and daughter. For some minutes there was silence in the house
+of Kelpiehaugh; the reason whereof was that Matty's authority was for
+once apparently disregarded, or set at naught, by the apparent absence
+of all tokens of fear and contrition on the part of her mate. She had
+already indicated sufficiently her sense of his stupidity, and given him
+a peremptory notice of what he might expect for the next half-year to
+come; yet there was he, against all custom, and all the laws of marital
+subordination, sitting as easy and comfortable as if he merited her
+praise and deserved her blessing. She could only look daggers at him,
+with occasionally an expression of staring wonder at a nonchalance that
+disproved twenty years of authority.
+
+"Is there naething in Kelpiehaugh for its master to eat or drink?" said
+he, at last, in a calm, soft voice. "A hard day's wark deserves
+something at e'en."
+
+"Is he adding impertinence to his folly?" thought the dame, as she sat
+doggedly silent and immoveable.
+
+"Come, Mary," added he; "since Matty will gie us naething, rise, lassie,
+and gie your father the best that's in the house, and, by way o' bribe,
+here's a new gown to ye--the bonniest and brawest I could find at St
+Boswell's."
+
+The girl started up and laid hold of the dress. The bright hues glared
+on her eyes. The dame cast a side-eye on the gaudy article.
+
+"Waur and waur, Giles," she ejaculated. "Are ye mad, man? What, in the
+name o' a' that's guid or ill, possessed ye? Will that gown pay our
+rent?"
+
+"Maybe it may," rejoined Giles. "Mary's the bonniest lass on this side
+o' the Tweed, and beauty's nae waur o' being weel buskit. It may bring
+her a husband wha'll pay our rent; and, if it doesna, there's nae
+skaith, seeing we may yet be able to do it oursels."
+
+"The man's as mad as a March hare, or a gled-stung quey," cried Matty.
+
+"But am I to get nae supper, Matty?" rejoined he, with the same
+calmness.
+
+"The deil a bit," ejaculated the dame.
+
+"Maybe this may bribe ye," said he, as he pulled out of another pocket a
+gown-piece, as bright as the other, for his beloved spouse.
+
+The charm had no power, save that of increasing the wonder of the dame;
+and the statement which immediately followed, that there was a stranger
+to be entertained at Kelpiehaugh that night, roused her still farther.
+It was not till she began to look more narrowly into the face of her
+husband, that she observed a dry humour about him, that might be
+anything but the result of an unsuccessful attempt to dispose of his
+bestial, and, going up to him, she shook him heartily by the shoulders.
+
+"Come, come, Giles," she said, "there's a secret at the bottom o' a'
+this, and maybe this may explain it."
+
+And, seizing his pocket-book, she opened it, and pulled forth the bunch
+of notes. They were counted on the instant, and the eyes of the dame
+brightened up at every addition to the calculation. The farmer explained
+all, and, in the course of his narration, Matty's wonder waxed great
+again. She was not altogether satisfied. She looked at the notes, to see
+that they were not forged; glanced at Giles; fell into a brown study;
+looked at Mary; hemmed and heyed; and began to make preparations for the
+stranger. In about an hour afterwards, the old customer arrived, was
+ushered in to the fire, and took his seat, while Giles went to look to
+the putting-up of his horse, which, he observed, was as clever and
+clean-limbed a creature as that which carried the "fair ladye" and "true
+Thomas" over the Eildon Hills. The supper was, in the meantime, in the
+act of being served up. The old man coughed and told stories, Mary
+listened, and Matty eyed her guest with a peculiar expression, which
+made him rub his beard, cough more and more, and retire farther into the
+recess which he had taken possession of. Nor would the supper draw him
+forth; for he said he had supped before he came, yet had he no objection
+to drink the ale which Matty handed him, and was as merry as an old man
+might be, who had seen so many summers as his beard betokened. Many a
+thing they talked of, but they all concerned the farmer, and his wife
+and daughter; for the never a word would he say of himself, either as to
+what he was, or where he lived--the dry skeleton of a name, Mr
+Farquharson, being all he gratified them with, while, in return, he
+asked so much of the condition and doings of his host and family, that
+one might have thought he intended either to pay their arrears of rent,
+or marry the daughter, at the very least. The supper, of which he
+partook not, being done, he said he wished not to put them about in
+their arrangements, and would be very well pleased to lie in the small
+bed behind him, unless that were set apart for some other of the family.
+
+"That ye may weel hae, sir," said Matty on the instant, "if ye hae a
+fancy to it. A sma' reward for the guid price ye gae for the cattle.
+Mary can sleep for a nicht in the kitchen--for Jenny is at St Boswell's,
+and winna be hame before the morn."
+
+"You will have only one night's trouble of me," replied the old man;
+"but you may have more of the cattle--eight at least--and I think I will
+better pay you beforehand, Mr Ramsay, that there may be no mistake when
+the men come to take them away."
+
+And he put into the farmer's hand three times the sum he would have
+demanded for the keeping of the steers. The farmer would have refused
+the money, but Matty, whose by-play all along had been unnoticed by her
+husband, pinched him on the arm, and the words of rejection died away in
+his mouth. The parties afterwards retired to bed, leaving the strange
+visiter in the apartment allotted to him.
+
+"I never did a better day's wark, guidwife," said the farmer to his
+partner, when they went up-stairs.
+
+"Hush! hush! man, ye dinna ken what ye have done," replied she; and the
+next moment she was busy whispering something in the ear of the farmer.
+He started instantly, cried, "Impossible, impossible!" and stood for a
+moment in dismay and consternation. But Matty gave him no time for
+thought. She was again busy with his ear; and the next exhibition he
+made was of an opposite character--a strange expression was upon his
+face, and he slapped her upon the back in the extravagance of a feeling
+that, whether betokening good-humour or not, seemed to have no bounds.
+In a short time, the house was as quiet as Grimalkin himself could have
+wished it, when bent on a hunting foray. All had apparently gone to bed,
+and the stillness continued till considerably after midnight. A slow tap
+at the kitchen-door showed that one individual at least was astir.
+
+"Mary, Mary, are you awake?" said a voice, that at least was
+uninterrupted by a cough.
+
+The answer was a whisper from within. After some parley, the door was
+opened, and a series of secret doings, among which the opening of the
+outer door of the house, a recourse to the stable, the saddling of the
+fleet horse, and other furtive preparations for a departure, were the
+most important. During all this time, the figure of a female wrapped in
+a cloak stood in the recess of the door. The horse was quietly walked to
+the loan, and the mantled figure glided as secretly as a ghost, who
+knows that the pimp Gallus will shortly awaken, to the starting-post.
+One swing brought her to the pad, and another placed before her one whom
+the light of the faint moon exhibited without a bend in his body or
+beard on his chin. Away they set--
+
+ "On, on they rade, and farther on--
+ The steed gaed swifter than the wind--
+ Until they reach'd a desert wide,
+ And living land was left behind."
+
+Not a word passed between the couple. The one was occupied spurring on
+the steed, and the other clung to him, as if love had nerved her arms,
+and made them as tenacious of the grasp of his waist as Lenora, of
+German celebrity, was of the soulless body of her Wilhelm. Sometimes he
+slackened his pace, to ascertain whether the guidman of Kelpiehaugh was
+up and away in quest of runaway bride, like the Graemes after the heiress
+of Netherby, over Cannobie-lee; and then, when he thought he heard the
+clatter of a horse's hoof, he applied the spur again, and away they
+went, over moss and muir, with such speed as love and fear in the rider
+may alone impart to the obedient steed. At other times, the space of a
+few minutes was devoted to soft whispers, and the gallant pressed the
+encircling arms of his fair one, and sighed as he felt her embrace as
+tight as a lover's heart could wish. He was as happy as one who is on
+the verge of the enjoyment of stolen pleasures can be in a world where
+lawful indulgences had no zest for him; and he turned his head for the
+muffled kiss, which was granted as freely as any rieving lover, even
+Lochinvar himself or Jock o' Hazeldean, could have desired. Nor less was
+he pleased with the pressure of her fair arms, which accompanied or
+followed the other demonstrations of her affection, and the speed of his
+steed, now safe, as he thought himself, from all pursuit, was quickened,
+that he might reach the goal, where all the joys of a long-sighed-for
+possession awaited him. At length he gave his horse breathing-time, and,
+taking himself a long inspiration--
+
+"When, think ye, Mary," said he, "I will send for the six steers I
+purchased from your father yesterday?"
+
+"Maybe never, Robert," was the whispered reply.
+
+"You say right, love. It was never my intention," said he. "I thought it
+but fair to leave old Giles some consideration for his daughter."
+
+A squeeze was the expression of the gratitude felt by the female for the
+boon so generously bestowed on the farmer of Kelpiehaugh.
+
+"Was I known, think ye?" he continued. "I liked not the sharp eye of
+your mother. By my faith! I quailed under it. The devil an ancient
+carlin duenna in an old romance ever observed so sharp a look-out for
+the safety of her ward. But, ha! ha! Mary, we have outwitted the old
+dame, and let her catch us now, if she can. We want only two miles of
+Langholm, and then, hey! hey! and be merry, as the song says--
+
+ 'Now all this time let us be merry,
+ And set nocht by this world a cherry.'
+
+Safe in my house at Langholm, Mary, let Giles and his old dame enjoy the
+bargain they have got. They may sell the steers at the next fair of St
+Boswell's; but I will not so soon part with my Mary."
+
+"Na, I hope not," replied the whispering female. "But hearna ye the
+sounds of a horse's feet?"
+
+The lover turned his head.
+
+"Your father, by the rood!" cried he; and, clapping spurs again to his
+horse, they set off at a quick gallop, with a view to distance their
+pursuer, who was no other than Giles Ramsay himself, mounted on one of
+his quickest plough-horses, and brandishing a huge cudgel, in the double
+act of beating his nag and threatening vengeance on the fugitives.
+
+The pursued were now in danger of being overtaken; for the greater speed
+of the hunter was counterbalanced by the greater burden, and it was
+clearly a cast-up whether they would be able to escape the vengeance
+that awaited them. But, whatever might be the issue, there was no want
+of energy in either hand or heel of the abductor; and he lashed and
+spurred his steed more furiously as his fears increased--
+
+ "Still looking the sidelong woods among,
+ Before, around him, and behind;
+ And aye, whene'er the echo rung,
+ The steed flew swifter than the wind."
+
+And no less energetic was the fearful pursuer, whose hearty thwacks upon
+the curpan of his shaggy cart-tracer, mixed with loud halloos, might be
+heard in the distance, awakening the echoes of the silent night. The
+lover relished not the appearance, and still less the cries, of the
+lusty farmer; and as little apparently did his companion--who, as the
+horse increased his speed, grasped her abductor round the waist--wish to
+fall into the hands of the enraged pursuer. Away they scoured, and,
+"Fear not, Mary--love will distance the old churl," fell from the lips
+of the panting lover, in reply to the inspiring pressure of her arms;
+while, "Na, na, Robert, flee for the love o' heaven," added more energy
+to the spur, and more passion to his breast. They reached the skirts of
+the woody Langholm; but it was not the abductor's intention to stop at
+his residence, while he was in danger of being overtaken; so, striking
+to the left, and dashing into a _corrie_, or deep lirk of a hill, he
+stretched on with the flight of desperation. His wish was to clear the
+fern brae, as the height was called, and, getting into the thick wood at
+the back, make a sudden turn, and elude the quick eye of the farmer; but
+the latter kept dashing and bounding on, hallooing in the distance, and
+still brandishing his oaken ryss, in the most fearful demonstrations of
+a vengeance that would be contented with nothing less, apparently, than
+the body of the one, and the life of the other. Still the fond female
+turned her eyes behind, and, giving her companion reports of the
+progress of the pursuer, kept up his energies and alive his spirit.
+
+"All the work of that accursed old duenna, your mother," muttered he.
+
+"Ay, ay, nae doot, nae doot," rejoined she, and hugged him again more
+closely than ever. The turn of the fern hill did not seem, however, to
+bring the relief which it promised, for the couple were still within
+hail of the redoubted Giles; and his shouting reverberated among the
+rocks like the tally-ho of the hunter, or rather like the deep-mouthed
+bay of the pack.
+
+But here a more extraordinary phenomenon presented itself, and that was
+an accession of strength to the sturdy Giles of no fewer than three
+horsemen, who, probably attracted by his war-whoop, had tendered their
+services in endeavouring to overtake and seize the fugitives. This
+circumstance was proclaimed by a united cry of the whole pursuers, which
+rung in the ears of the lover like the howl which met the Florentine on
+his visit to the region of the wicked in Hades. There was, however, more
+in the appearance of the strangers, as seen in the light of the now
+bright moon, than in their war-shout that carried dismay to the breast
+of the abductor. What this was, he told not; but his muttering of "Who
+can have brought him and his servants to this part of the country at
+this time?" satisfied his companion that he knew the individuals who had
+thus opportunely joined the cause of the farmer; and now, if indeed that
+were possible, he urged his panting steed forward at a still quicker
+pace. His chance of escape was diminishing every moment. The horses of
+the assistants were fleeter than those of the farmer; and, if he did not
+succeed in overtaking the fugitives, it was too evident that they would
+accomplish for him the object he had in view. The lover seemed doubtful
+what he should do--whether still to press on, lay down his charge, or
+make a sweep round the hill, and take refuge in Langholm. A clump of
+trees now intervening between him and the party, he appeared to resolve
+suddenly on the last manoeuvre; and his reason probably was, that he
+might have time to secrete his fair one among some of the outhouses of
+the mansion before the pursuers came up. Acting upon this resolution, he
+turned the head of his horse, swept in by the tail of the height, struck
+into a loan, and, after a rapid run of a few minutes, was opposite to
+the house of Langholm.
+
+"Quick! quick, Mary! jump and follow me," he cried, as he took her in
+his arms. "This way," and he flew first to one door and then another.
+They were shut, and he had no alternative left but to take his fair
+charge into the mansion itself. Rushing up-stairs, and dragging after
+him his abducted love, he reached a small bedroom, thrust her into it,
+shut the door, locked it, and returned to face boldly his pursuers. By
+the time he arrived at the landing-place, his horse had sought the
+stable; and there was no apparent sign, save his appearance there at
+that hour, of his having been engaged in the unlawful undertaking for
+which he had been so hotly pursued.
+
+"I have paid well for my love-errantry," said he, as he took a
+handkerchief, and wiped the sweat from his face. "There is not another
+beauty in Scotland for whom I would have toiled as I have now done. Have
+I given them the slip? Mayhap I may, unless I am right in that fearful
+conjecture, suggested by the appearance of my strange pursuers."
+
+"Ho, there!" cried the voice of a man, rushing up on horseback. "What is
+this, Robert?"
+
+"My father!" ejaculated the youth; "what has brought you from Craigton
+at this hour?"
+
+"Robert! Robert!" ejaculated a voice from a bedroom window, at that
+moment drawn up--"why have you placed a woman in my bedroom, and locked
+her in?"
+
+"Is that you, my love?" rejoined the father, in answer to the cry of his
+wife. "Why, here is some infernal mystery. Your mother and I arrived
+here to-day. We heard you were at St Boswell's, and I left her here that
+I might go and join you at the market. Now I have returned to witness a
+scene that baffles all my wits. Here is a man who has a claim upon you
+which your mother corroborates by her extraordinary inquiry."
+
+The cavalcade at that moment came up--Giles in the rear, still
+brandishing his rung, and muttering incoherent threats against the
+abductor. The youth was surrounded: his father cried for information,
+his mother screamed from the window. Giles demanded restitution, and the
+voice of the abducted female was heard in shrill tones over all.
+
+"Ha! Matty, lass, this is sad wark," cried the farmer, on recognising
+the voice of his wife.
+
+"Is it possible, Robert Melville," said the father, "that you could
+disgrace your family and your pedigree, by carrying off the wife of this
+honest farmer--a woman stricken in years--and place her in the bedroom
+occupied by your mother?"
+
+"It's owre true," cried Giles, with something like a suppressed laugh.
+"I see her face at the window. He came to Kelpiehaugh habited as an auld
+man, wi' a grey beard stuck on his chin, and a scratch wig on his head;
+and, in return for a supper and a bed, carried aff my helpmate, wi' whom
+I hae lived, in love and honour, for thirty years."
+
+The scene was getting more extraordinary. The young man was sceptical of
+the truth of Giles' statement; but he could not disprove it by stating
+what he conceived to be the veritable fact--that he had run away with
+Mary, the young daughter of the farmer of Kelpiehaugh. He looked at the
+latter, then turned up his eyes to the window, where he then saw only
+the face of his mother. Her cries still rung in his ears; the father
+called for the key; Giles insisted on the truth of his statement; and
+the inquiries of the servants mingled with the general confusion. By an
+impulse he could not resist, he gave his father the key; the door was
+opened, and the mother, who was now dressed, came down-stairs, along
+with her husband, followed by the female, on whom they turned eyes in
+which wonder and indignation alternated their suitable expressions. The
+female threw back her hood.
+
+"We hae had a lang and a hard ride, Mr Melville," said she. "My feth, ye
+did weel, but your horse did better; and, Giles, man, ye did as I never
+saw ye do before."
+
+"I couldna want ye, Matty," replied Giles; "and, if I havena testified
+my love for ye by this nicht's wark, never a man in Scotland ever proved
+his affection for his wife."
+
+The absence of all ill-humour, the winks which Matty directed to the
+wonderstruck youth, and his apparent amazement, added to the puzzle
+which perplexed the minds of the father and the mother.
+
+"What does all this mean, Robert?" cried the mother.
+
+"For God's sake, explain this extraordinary affair!" rejoined the
+father.
+
+The youth was still mute. At length Matty whispered something in his
+ear. He spoke for the first time since the scene commenced.
+
+"It may be as you say, Mrs Ramsay," said he.
+
+"Aweel, it's a' richt," replied she; "but it may please Giles and mysel
+if ye will acknowledge it in the presence o' your father and mother."
+
+"I have no objections," replied he; and, turning to his parents, who
+understood not one word of all this dialogue, and far less of the
+strange scene still acting around them, he added, "I hereby declare, in
+presence of you, as witnesses, that I hereby renounce all claim----"
+
+"To whom?" cried the mother; "to another man's wife--an aged matron?
+Fie, Robert! Say no more. Close the lips that would dishonour a son in
+presence of his parents."
+
+"I hereby renounce all claim to six stirks at present lying at the farm
+of Kelpiehaugh, and promise never to trouble Giles Ramsay for the same."
+
+"It's a' settled and adjusted," cried Matty. "I am satisfied; and Giles,
+I fancy, you are no ill-pleased wi' my nicht's wark?"
+
+"I dinna ken which o' us hae dune best," replied the farmer. "Between
+us, our arrears o' rent will be paid up. My bargain was guid; but I
+freely admit yours is better."
+
+"Then this affair is at last arranged?" said the youth.
+
+The farmer assented. The worthy couple bade adieu to their friends, and
+proceeded on their way to Kelpiehaugh. We cannot tell what explanations
+took place at Langholm between the young man and his parents; neither
+can we tell precisely the import of the conversation that took place
+between the farmer and his wife on their journey homewards; but we
+strongly suspect they enjoyed a hearty laugh at the clever manoeuvre
+of the dame. It is probable that Giles himself was in the secret; at
+least the good-humour he exhibited in getting again possession of his
+spouse would lead us to believe that he had been a willing party in the
+plot that had been so cleverly laid and executed. How far the daughter
+was to blame has not been recorded; and, to do justice to the farmer and
+his wife, they never taxed her with indiscretion. She was some time
+afterwards married, and so put beyond the power of the wild youth who
+had been so completely foiled by the genius of a clever dame.
+
+
+
+
+SIR PATRICK HUME.
+
+A TALE OF THE HOUSE OF MARCHMONT.
+
+
+Sir Patrick Hume of Polwarth was elected representative of the County of
+Berwick in the year 1665, being then in the twenty-fifth year of his
+age. He was a lover of freedom, a lover of his country, and a staunch
+Presbyterian. In those days, however, a love of freedom was a dangerous
+principle either to avow or to carry into Parliament. The tyrant
+Charles, whom some falsely call the Merry Monarch, was then attempting
+to rule the empire with a rod of iron. You have all heard of his Long
+Parliament, and of his afterwards governing the country, like an
+absolute tyrant, without a Parliament at all. Fettered and servile as
+parliaments then were, young Hume had boldly stood forward as the
+advocate of civil and religious liberty; and, when the arbitrary monarch
+sent down a mandate to Scotland for a levy of men and of money, that he
+might carry his plans of despotism the more effectually into execution,
+Sir Patrick resisted the slavishness with which it was about to be
+obeyed.
+
+"What!" exclaimed he, "are we mere instruments in the hands of the
+king--creatures appointed to minister to his pleasure? Are we not
+representatives of the people of Scotland--the representatives of their
+wants and their wishes, and the defenders of their rights? And shall we,
+as such, at the mere nod of a monarch, drag them from following their
+plough in the valley, or attending their hirsels on the hill--shall we
+do these things, and lay contributions on their cattle, on their corn,
+and on their coffers, merely because His Majesty wills it? Pause, my
+countrymen. The king has no authority to compel such a measure, and it
+can only be rendered legal by the concurrence of the assembled
+representatives of the people."
+
+"Treason!" vociferated the Duke of Lauderdale, who was the arch-minion
+of Charles; "before the Parliament of Scotland, I denounce Sir Patrick
+Hume as a dangerous man--as a plotter against the life and dignity of
+our sovereign lord the king!"
+
+"What!" exclaimed Sir Patrick, indignantly fixing his eyes upon
+Lauderdale. "Though there may be amongst us a slave who would sell his
+country for a royal smile, I still hope that this is a FREE Parliament,
+and it concerns all the members to be FREE in what concerns the nation."
+
+From that day, Sir Patrick Hume became a suspected man, and the eyes of
+the king's creatures were upon him; and when, two years afterwards,
+Charles endeavoured to put down the people by the sword, and establish
+garrisons throughout the country, again the Laird of Polwarth stood
+foremost in the ranks of opposition, and resisted his power. The king
+accordingly ordered his privy council to crush so dangerous a spirit;
+and Sir Patrick was confined in Stirling Castle, where, with the
+exception of a short interval, he was imprisoned for two years.
+
+Britain had long been distracted with the pretended discovery of
+fabulous or ridiculous plots against the royal family; and the perjury
+of paid miscreants, like the infamous Titus Oates, was causing the
+scaffolds to run with gore. But tyranny being glutted with Catholic
+blood, and the extinguishing of what were called Popish plots, the
+myrmidons of Charles (who lived a libertine, and died a Papist)
+professed that they had discovered a Protestant plot against his royal
+person. In this plot the incorruptible Algernon Sydney, Lord Russell, Mr
+Bailie of Jerviswoode, and Sir Patrick Hume, were included. They beheld
+their common country withering and wasting beneath the grasp of a
+tyrant; and true it is they had united together to restore it to
+freedom, but they were innocent of designs against his life, or even of
+a wish to dethrone him. They did not, however, act sufficiently in
+concert, and were unable to bring their plans into operation. A price
+was set upon their heads--some fled into exile, and others sought refuge
+on the mountain and in the wilderness; while the amiable Russell died
+upon the scaffold.
+
+It was near nightfall, in the month of September, 1684, when Jamie
+Winter, who was joiner on the estate of Polwarth, ran breathless up to
+Redbraes Castle, and knocked loudly at the door. It was opened by John
+Allan, the land-steward, who, perceiving his agitation, inquired--
+
+"In the name o' guidness, Jamie, what's happened, or what do ye want?"
+
+"Dinna ask, Maister Allan," replied Jamie; "but, for Heaven's sake, tell
+me, is Sir Patrick at hame? and let me speak to him presently, as ye
+value his life."
+
+"Follow me, then, Jamie," said the other, "and come in quietly, that the
+servants mayna observe onything extraordinar; for we live in times when
+a man canna trust his ain brither."
+
+The honest joiner was ushered into a room where Sir Patrick sat in the
+midst of his family, acting at once as their schoolmaster and their
+playmate.
+
+"Weel, James," said the laird, "I understand ye hae been at Berwick the
+day. Ye've got early back. What uncos heard ye there?"
+
+"I watna, Sir Patrick," replied the other; "now-a-days, I think, there's
+naething unco that can happen. Satan seems to have been let loose on our
+poor misgoverned country. But I wish to speak to your honour very
+particularly, and in private, if you please."
+
+"You may speak on, James," said the laird; "I am private in the midst o'
+my ain family."
+
+"Wi' your guid leave sir," returned the cautious servant, "I wad rather
+the bairns were oot o' the way, for what I hae to say is no proper for
+them to hear, and the sooner ye are acquainted wi' it the better."
+
+Sir Patrick led his younger children out of the room, but requested Lady
+Polwarth and their eldest daughter, Grizel, a lovely dark-haired girl,
+about twelve years of age, to remain.
+
+"You are the bearer of evil tidings, James," said he, as he returned,
+"but you may tell them now--it is meet that my wife should hear them, if
+they concern me; and," added he, taking Grizel's hand in his, "I keep no
+secrets from my little secretary."
+
+"God bless her!" said James, "she's an auld-farrant bairn, as wise as
+she's bonny, I ken that. But, your honour, I am, indeed, the bearer of
+evil tidings. A party o' troopers arrived at Berwick this morning, and
+it was nae secret there that they would be baith at Jerviswoode and
+Redbraes before midnicht. I heard them talk o' the premium that was set
+upon your life, and slipped out o' the town immediately, without
+performing a single transaction, or speaking a word to a living
+creature. How I've got alang the road is mair than I can tell; for I was
+literally sick, blind, and desperate wi' grief. I've this minute
+arrived, and whatever can be done to save you maun be done instantly."
+
+Lady Polwarth burst into tears. Sir Patrick grasped the hand of his
+faithful servant. Little Grizel gazed in her father's face with a look
+of silent despair, but neither spoke nor wept.
+
+"Oh, fly! fly instantly, my dear husband!" cried Lady Polwarth, "and
+Heaven direct you."
+
+"Be composed, my love," said Sir Patrick; "I fear that flight is
+impossible; but some means of evading them may perhaps be devised."
+
+"Oh, my leddy," said Jamie Winter, "to flee is out o' the question
+athegither. Government has its spies at every turn o' the road--in every
+house in the country--even in this house. Our only hope is to conceal
+Sir Patrick; but how or where is beyond my comprehension."
+
+Many were the schemes devised by the anxious wife--many the suggestions
+of her husband, and honest Jamie proposed numerous plans--but each was,
+in its turn, rejected as being unsafe. More than an hour had passed in
+these anxious deliberations; within three hours more, and the king's
+troops would be at his gate. Grizel had, till now, remained silent, and
+dashing away the first tear that rolled down her cheek, she flung her
+arms around her father's neck, and exclaimed, in an eager and breathless
+whisper--
+
+"I ken a place, faither--I ken a place that the king's troopers and his
+spies will never find out; and I'll stop beside ye, to bear ye company."
+
+"Bless the bairn!" said Sir Patrick, pressing her to his breast; "and
+where's the place, dearest?"
+
+"The aisle below Polwarth Kirk, faither," returned Grizel. "Nae trooper
+will find out such a hiding-place; for the mouth's a bit wee hole, and
+the long grass, and the docks, and the nettles grow owre it, and I could
+slip out and in without trampling them down; and naebody would think o'
+seeking ye there, faither."
+
+Lady Polwarth shuddered, and Sir Patrick pressed the cheek of his lovely
+daughter to his lips.
+
+"Save us a', bairn!" said Jamie, "there's surely something no earthly
+about yer young laddyship, for ye hae mair sense than us a' put
+thegither. The aisle is the very place. I'll steal awa, and hae a kind
+o' bed put up in it, and tak ither twa or three bits o' necessary
+things; and, Sir Patrick, ye'll slip out o' the house and meet me there
+as soon as possible."
+
+Within an hour, Sir Patrick had joined Jamie Winter in the dark and
+dismal aisle. The humble bed was soon and silently fitted up, and the
+faithful servant, wishing his master "farewell," left him alone in his
+dreary prison-house. Slow and heavily the hours of darkness moved on. He
+heard the trampling of the troopers' horses galloping in quest of him.
+The oaths and the imprecations of the riders fell distinctly on his
+ears. Amidst such sounds he heard them mention his name. But his heart
+failed not. He knelt down upon the cold damp floor of his
+hiding-place--upon the bones of his fathers--and there, in soundless,
+but earnest prayer, supplicated his father's God to protect his
+family--to save his country--to forgive his persecutors, and to do with
+him as seemed good in his sight. He arose; and, laying himself upon his
+cold and comfortless bed, slept calmly. He awoke shivering and benumbed.
+Faint streaks of light stole into the place of death through its narrow
+aperture, dimly revealing the ghastly sights of the charnel-house, and
+the slow reptiles that crawled along the floor. Again night came on, and
+the shadows of light, if I may use the expression, which revealed his
+cell, died away. A second morning had come, and a second time the feeble
+rays had been lost in utter darkness. It was near midnight, and the
+slender stock of provisions which he had brought with him were nigh
+exhausted. He started from his lowly couch--he heard a rustling among
+the weeds at the mouth of the aisle--he heard some one endeavouring to
+remove the fragment of an old gravestone that covered it.
+
+"Faither!" whispered an eager voice--"faither--it is me--yer ain
+Grizel!"
+
+"My own, devoted, my matchless child!" said Sir Patrick, stretching his
+hands towards the aperture, and receiving her in his arms.
+
+She sat down beside him on the bed--she detailed the search of the
+troopers--she stated that they were watched in their own house--that a
+spy was set over the very victuals that came from their table, lest he
+should be concealed near, and fed by his family.
+
+"But what of that?" continued the light-hearted and heroic girl; "while
+my plate is supplied, my faither's shall not be empty; and here," added
+she, laughing--"here is a flask of wine, cakes, and a sheep's-head. But
+I will tell you a story about the sheep's-head. It was placed on a plate
+before me at dinner-time. The servant was out o' the room, naebody was
+looking, and I whupped it into my apron. Little Sandy wanted a piece,
+and, turning round for it, and missing the head, 'Ah, mother!' he cried,
+'our Grizzy has swallowed a sheep's-head, bones and a', in a
+moment!'--'Wheesht, laddie!' said my mother; 'eat ye next ane
+then.'--'Oh, ye greedy Grizzy!' said Sandy, shaking his little nieve in
+my face, 'I'll mind you for this.'--'I'm sure Sandy will ne'er forget
+me,' said I, and slipped away out to hide the sheep's-head in my own
+room; and as soon as I thought naebody was astir, I creeped out quietly
+by the window, and got down here behint the hedges; and I'll come every
+nicht, faither. But last nicht the troopers were still about the house."
+
+In spite of his misery, Sir Patrick laughed at the ingenuity of his
+beloved and heroic daughter; then wept and laughed again, and pressed
+her to his bosom.
+
+He had passed many weeks in this cheerless dungeon, with no companion
+during the day save a volume of Buchanan's Psalms; but every night he
+was visited by his intrepid daughter, who at once supplied him with
+food, and beguiled the hours of his solitude. He was sitting in the
+gloomy cell, conning over his favourite volume--the stone at the
+aperture had been pushed aside a few inches to admit the light more
+freely, and the weeds at the entrance were now bowed down and withered
+by the frost--a few boys were playing in the churchyard, and tossing a
+ball against the kirk. Being driven from the hand of an unskilful
+player, it suddenly bounded into the aisle. Sir Patrick started, and the
+book dropped from his hand. Immediately the aperture was surrounded by
+the boys, and the stone removed. They stood debating who should enter,
+but none had sufficient courage. At length one more hardy than the rest
+volunteered to enter, if another would follow him. The laird gave
+himself up as lost, for he knew that even the tale of a schoolboy would
+effect his ruin. He was aware he could disperse them with a single
+groan; but even that, when told to his enemies, might betray him. At
+length three agreed to enter, and the feet of the first already
+protruded into the aisle. Sir Patrick crept silently to its farthest
+corner, when the gruff voice of the old gravedigger reached his ear,
+shouting--
+
+"The mischief's in the callants, and nae guid. What are ye doing there?
+Do ye want the ghaists o' the auld Humes aboot yer lugs?"
+
+The boys fled amain, and the old man came growling to the mouth of the
+aisle.
+
+"The deevil's in the bairns o' Polwarth," said he; "for they wad disturb
+the very dead in their graves. I'll declare, they've the stane frae the
+mouth o' the aisle!"
+
+He stooped down, and Sir Patrick saw his grim visage through the
+aperture, and heard him thus continue his soliloquy, as he replaced the
+stone--
+
+"Sorrow tak the hands that moved the stane! Ye're hardly worth the
+covering up again, for ye're a profitless hole to me; and I fancy him
+that I should lay in ye next, be he whaur he likes, will gang the gate
+that his freend Bailie gaed yesterday on a scaffold. A gravedigger's a
+puir bisness, I am sorry to say, in our king's reign; and the fient a
+ane thrives but the common executioner."
+
+So saying, he enveloped Sir Patrick in utter darkness. That night Grizel
+and her father left the aisle together, and from her he learned the
+particulars of what he had heard muttered by the gravedigger, that his
+friend, Mr Bailie of Jerviswoode, had been executed the previous day.
+
+Disguised, and in the character of a surgeon, he by byways reached
+London, and from thence fled to France. On the death of Charles, and
+when the bigot James ascended the throne, Sir Patrick was one of the
+leaders of the band of patriots who drew their swords in behalf of a
+Protestant succession.
+
+That enterprise was unsuccessful; and, after contending, almost
+singlehanded, against the enemies of his religion and his country, he
+and his family sought refuge in a foreign land. He assumed the name of
+Dr Peter Wallace, and they took up their abode in Utrecht. There poverty
+and privations sought and found the exiles. They had parted with every
+domestic, and the lovely Grizel was the sole servant and helper of her
+mother, and, when their work was done, the assistant of her father in
+the education of the younger children; for he had no longer the means of
+providing them a tutor. Yet theirs was a family of love--a family of
+happiness; and poverty purified their affections. But their remittances
+from Scotland were not only scanty but uncertain. Till now Sir Patrick
+had borne his misfortunes with resignation, and even cheerfulness; he
+cared not that he was stripped of attendants, and of every luxury of
+life; yet at times the secret and unbidden tears would start into his
+eyes, as he beheld his wife and his fair daughter performing, without a
+murmur, the most menial offices. But the measure of his trials was not
+yet full--luxuries were not only denied him, but he was without food to
+set before his children. The father wept, and his spirit heaved with
+anguish. Grizel beheld his tears, and she knew the cause. She spoke not;
+but, hastening to her little cabinet, she took from it a pair of
+jewelled bracelets, and, wrapping herself up in a cloak, she took a
+basket under her arm, and hurried to the street. The gentle being glided
+along the streets of Utrecht, with her eyes fixed upon the ground, and
+shunning the glance of the passengers, as if each knew her errand. She
+stood before a shop in which all manner of merchandise was exposed, and
+three golden balls were suspended over the door. She cast a timid gaze
+into the shop--thrice she passed and repassed it, and repeated the timid
+glance. She entered--she placed the bracelets upon the counter.
+
+"How much?" was the laconic question of the shopman.
+
+Grizel burst into tears. He handed her a sum of money across the
+counter, and deposited the bracelets in his desk. She bounded from the
+shop with a heart and a step light as a young bird in its first pride of
+plumage. She hastened home with her basket filled. She placed it upon
+the table. Lady Polwarth wept, and fell upon her daughter's neck.
+
+"Where have you been, Grizel?" faltered her father.
+
+"Purchasing provisions for a bauble," said she; and the smile and the
+tear were seen on her cheek together.
+
+But many were the visits which the gentle Grizel had to pay to the
+Golden Balls, while one piece of plate was pledged after another, that
+her father, and her mother, and her brethren, might eat, and not die;
+and even then the table of Sir Patrick, humble as it was, and
+uncertainly provided for, was open to the needy of his countrymen. Thus
+three years passed--the memorable 1688 arrived. Sir Patrick was the
+friend, the counsellor, and supporter of King William--he arrived with
+him in England--he shared in his triumph. He was created Lord Polwarth,
+and appointed Sheriff of Berwickshire; and in 1696, though not a lawyer,
+but an upright man, he was made Lord Chancellor of Scotland, and created
+Earl of Marchmont, and Lord of Polwarth, Redbraes, and Greenlaw. He was
+one of the most ardent promoters of the Union; and with it ceased his
+political career. In 1710, when the Tories came into power, the earl
+being the staunchest Whig in Scotland, he was deprived of the office of
+Sheriff of Berwickshire, but was reinstated in 1715. His lady being
+dead, he came to take up his residence in Berwick-upon-Tweed; and there,
+when the heroic Grizel, who was now a wife and a mother (being married
+to the son of his unfortunate friend, Mr Bailie of Jerviswoode), came
+with her children and friends to visit him for the last time, as they
+danced in the hall, though unable to walk, he desired to be carried into
+the midst of them, and, beating time with his foot--
+
+"See, Grizel," exclaimed the old patriot, "though your father is unable
+to dance, he can still beat time with his foot."
+
+Shortly after this, he died in Berwick, on the 1st of August, 1724, in
+the eighty-third year of his age--leaving behind him an example of
+piety, courage, and patriotism, worthy the imitation of posterity.
+
+
+
+
+THE SERJEANT'S TALES.
+
+THE PACKMAN'S JOURNEY TO LONDON.
+
+
+At the next opportunity, I got Serjeant Square to resume the narrative
+of his adventures.
+
+No feeling that the human mind is called upon to sustain (said he) is
+more depressing than the consciousness of being alone in a strange place
+without friend or acquaintance--the populous city and the desert are
+alike lonely. I have been, in the wildernesses of America and in London,
+the victim of this saddening sensation, and felt it perhaps less keenly
+when a solitary wanderer in the trackless wilds; for there bodily
+exertion, and the hopes of soon being in the haunts of men, deadened its
+force; while, in the populous city, I felt as if I had, after severe
+suffering and toil, attained an object to me worse than worthless.
+Amidst the densest crowds, after all, a man can only feel himself truly
+alone when no hand is held out to him, no eye beams the glance of
+recognition, and all is strange as a dream. Such were my feelings on the
+morning after my arrival in Berwick, on my way to London on foot.
+Fortune had been adverse to me in my native city, Edinburgh--in truth, I
+had hitherto been her plaything; and, even now, had no definite object
+in view. Tired of my walk, I had agreed with the captain of a trader for
+my passage by sea, for the remainder of my journey; and lay upon my bed,
+awaiting the morning light, a prey to my feelings, and musing upon my
+chequered fortunes. The wind began gradually to rise and mourn sadly
+through the windows and in the chimney of the room where I lay. As the
+morning advanced, the storm increased and raged, so that no vessel could
+put to sea. After walking down to the harbour, I returned back to my
+inn, half resolved not to proceed to the south, but return to Leith in a
+vessel that was also ready to sail, loaded with grain. I felt myself as
+if I had been a child, without a will of my own, not caring what became
+of me. Had I been seized with a mortal disease, I would, I thought, have
+welcomed death as a relief; so completely had my spirits, somehow or
+other, become depressed. How I escaped the pressgang, I have often
+wondered since; for they were very diligent in impressing seamen at this
+time, and I was in seamen's clothes. Perhaps the fearless manner in
+which I walked about had led them and the informers to suppose that I
+had a protection, or was belonging to some ship, and at large on leave
+of absence.
+
+After breakfast, as I sat conversing with one of the captains about the
+weather and other trivial matters, a person entered the room with a pack
+upon his back, and inquired if any of the gentlemen would be so kind as
+look over his assortment of goods; strongly recommending some silk
+handkerchiefs.
+
+"No," said the person with whom I was conversing, gruffly. "I want none
+of your goods. You packmen are all swindling knaves."
+
+"Not all knaves, my good sir. There are knaves in all trades, I allow;
+but there are honest men, too." And, addressing himself to me, he
+repeated his request.
+
+His voice at first had sounded in my ears like some well-known sound,
+and roused my attention; but in vain I endeavoured to call to mind where
+I had heard it. I had not yet looked towards him; but the instant I did,
+a mutual recognition took place. He set his pack upon one of the tables
+of the tap-room. Our hands were clasped in each other's. "Square!" and
+"Wilson!" were uttered with mutual feelings of joy and surprise. I had
+met a companion of my early days and sufferings. Often had we spent the
+long and chilling winter nights, huddled together to keep each other
+warm, in the snuggest corner we could find; hungry and ill clothed,
+often had we shared the precarious morsel of charity with each other,
+when either could have devoured it all. We had not met since I had first
+left Edinburgh, many years before; and, if a tear was shed for my
+mysterious disappearance, it was by Bill Wilson. A glow of pleasure,
+such as I had never felt before, thawed the icy feeling that had chilled
+my mind. How delightful must some of the stronger affections be, when
+the meeting of an early associate can cause so much pleasure! We stood
+gazing in silence upon each other for some time, ere we could find words
+to express our feelings. At length they were poured forth in
+congratulations and kind inquiries. To be alone, we retired to my
+bedroom, where I gave him a full account of all that had befallen me
+since we last met, and the present unsettled state of my resolves. He
+heard me with varying interest, until I had concluded.
+
+"Square," said he, "you have been sorely knocked about, a passive agent,
+without an object, save to enjoy or suffer the present hour. Now, to
+succeed, we must have an aim, and hold it in sight, whatever may befall;
+even should it often elude our grasp, we must not despair or relinquish
+it for another. My wish is an old age of independence. I may die this
+night, or I may live until old age has long impaired my energies. To
+obtain this, my wish, I have, from circumstances, chosen my present
+calling; nor have I allowed the most adverse fortune to shake my
+resolve, or change my method of recovering it; for perseverance is the
+only road that leads to success. Fortune placed you in America at your
+outset in life. You forsook the path others have trod in with success.
+You prospered at sea, and threw the golden opportunity away for a whim;
+a third time you were placed in fortune's way; a dark cloud passed over
+it; you gave way to your feelings, and are once more, with years of lost
+time, where you commenced."
+
+As he spoke, a feeling anything but gratifying passed over my mind. I
+felt that what he said was strictly true; that I had been living, until
+now, without an aim, either of avarice or ambition--my thoughts never
+having extended to the future, nor a care for to-morrow having ever
+occupied my mind. His cares, again, were all for to-morrow. This
+difference could not have arisen from education; for in this we were
+both alike. He, in short, had more prudence. But to proceed. I requested
+him to give me an account of the manner in which he had lived since we
+had been separated.
+
+"You know, John," he began, "that we were twins in adversity upon the
+streets of Edinburgh, equally friendless and penniless. After your
+departure, I felt for a few days very sad and lonely. I sought you
+everywhere in vain, and made every inquiry; but who cared aught about a
+homeless beggar-boy? Had a dog as strangely disappeared, the public
+crier would have proclaimed him through the streets. I began, young as I
+was, seriously to reflect upon my desolate situation, and plan in my
+mind ways to mend it. The childish wishes we had often formed of being
+rich, and the happy dreams of what we would do if we were so, rose with
+tenfold force into my memory, and I resolved to be rich; but how to
+attain my aim was the rub. Wishing, I knew well, brought no gain. It
+must be toiled for, and steadily pursued. A tradesman I could not hope
+to be. No one would receive me for my labour during my apprenticeship,
+and clothe and feed me; and I was too young and weak for labouring work
+in town or country. There was one way alone open to me--to commence
+merchant. You may smile at the word; but you shall see. It was not my
+choice; but what have the poor to do with choice? My object now was to
+obtain a capital to commence business upon. I was far from fortunate. It
+was nearly a month before I had accumulated a groat; yet my labour and
+anxiety were intense. No gentleman appeared on horseback in the city,
+whom I did not follow, in anxious hopes to get, by holding his horse, a
+penny, to increase my capital. In messages I was more indefatigable than
+usual. No length of space or weight of load daunted me, if a penny was
+to be earned; but it appeared to my eager mind that the gentlemen, at
+this time, required less service than usual, and those that employed me
+were more liberal of their food than halfpence. Still I steadily held on
+unflinching, adding halfpenny to halfpenny, my mind a prey to a new
+fear, that of losing my treasure. But I had joys mixed with my fears;
+for, when I retired to a quiet corner, and counted again and again my
+increasing store, what a pleasure I felt in adding a halfpenny to it,
+and carefully wrapping up the paper! When I had reached my eightpence, I
+could delay my undertaking no longer. I felt I had attained my first
+step; and, with a feeling of importance to be envied, proceeded to a
+bookseller's shop, and purchased ballads, of which I got, for my groat,
+one dozen and three, with a piece of paper to wrap them in, and left the
+shop, exulting that I was now a merchant, and had goods to dispose of.
+
+"As it was not my intention to sing them on the streets--for from this
+my pride revolted--I set off in the direction of Lasswade, calling at
+every door to offer my wares. In two days I had sold off my whole stock,
+and returned to town for more ballads. After a time, I added other small
+books, and my trade prospered amazingly. My living cost me nothing; my
+voice was good, and a supper and bed to the pedlar-boy, were the
+purchase of my songs, at the cottar's or the farmer's ingle. During the
+first year my two groats had grown to nearly a pound, and my ambition
+had grown with it. Pins, tapes, and thread were added to my store; my
+excursions were extended, and Bill Wilson was a known and a welcome
+guest over the whole county of Mid-Lothian. My toil was great, but my
+strength seemed to increase with my load. I had now in view my second
+step in advance, a horse and cart to carry my load. Years had passed on;
+my pack, worth twenty pounds, was all my own, and I had two pounds in my
+pocket; it was far on in the year, and the day was short and louring. I
+had some goods bespoke for a bridal, which required to be delivered on
+the following day. My route lay over the Soutra Hill; and had the
+weather kept up, my task was easy of accomplishment--so I cheerily
+plodded on, counting my gains; but scarce had I reached the ascent, when
+the wind began to moan along the dreary waste, and thin flakes of snow
+to fall, while the blast, from the east, blew right in my face. I
+quickened my pace; but the storm increased before I reached the top, the
+drifting snow blinding me, and the fitful gusts almost lifting me off my
+feet. Cold and biting as was the air, I was wet with perspiration, from
+my load and my struggles against the blast. I could not see two yards
+before me; I was truly alone in the howling waste, yet I yielded not to
+despondency, but struggled on for life. I had, it seemed, deviated from
+the road, for all was now a trackless waste, when suddenly I stumbled
+and fell on the edge of a declivity, and my pack, the whole of my
+wealth, bounded from me, in what direction I knew not. It was vain to
+look for it in such a situation, in such a storm; but what is wealth
+under such circumstances, when life is scarcely to be hoped for?
+
+"When I recovered my feet, I was bruised, and began to chill. Hope of
+escape had nearly fled; despondency was stealing fast upon me; but life
+is sweet, and so I urged on, as much to overcome the intense cold I
+felt, as with any hope of finding a shelter from the pitiless storm. The
+magnitude of my loss never once entered my mind in this struggle for
+existence. I would have given all the remainder of my hard earnings for
+the sight of a cottage, in which to preserve my life. In this, my hour
+of need, I was snatched from death. As I stood, unable to move a step
+farther, and on the point of sinking upon the snow, to rise no more, the
+sound of a dog, barking loudly, fell upon my ear. There was life in the
+welcome sound; and, with an energy I had felt myself incapable of a
+minute before, I started off towards the spot from whence the sounds
+proceeded, calling at intervals with all my strength, and listening as
+the barking of the dog became more and more distinct. At length I could
+perceive the light shine dimly through the drifting snow, from a cottage
+window, which, having reached, I entered, almost exhausted. I was kindly
+received by the humane inmates, to whom I told my piteous tale. The
+storm still howled without. The good woman made for me a shake-down upon
+the floor, close by the fire, whereon to pass the night. After my
+benumbed limbs were restored to animation, the good man of the house
+took the book, and, after the worship, in which I joined with a fervour
+I had never felt before, we all retired to rest, the family speaking all
+the comfort to me their feeling hearts could dictate, and promising to
+rise before dawn, to assist in searching for my pack. All was still
+within; but the storm raged with unabated violence without, and for
+hours sleep forsook my pillow. I was tormented with heat; pains shot
+through my frame, and before the dawn I was in a raging fever, and
+unable to rise. The good people of the house were sore distressed. I
+gave them the best information I could where to search for my pack; but
+it was very vague, for I knew not myself the spot where it had bounded
+from me, and I was at this time two long Scotch miles from the Soutra
+Hill, and one mile off the highway. The storm of the preceding evening
+had been followed by a partial thaw after daybreak; but all, save where
+the wind had blown the snow from the heights, lay a trackless waste. Far
+on in the day the searchers returned from their fruitless labours,
+fatigued and hungry. I was myself much worse; no doctor was to be had
+nearer than Haddington, neither was there accommodation for me in the
+house. Ill as I was, I had no choice. A horse and cart were, at my
+request, procured, and, carefully wrapped up, I was conveyed to
+Haddington. What followed for some days I know not. I will hurry on. I
+would not have been so minute, were it not to show you that there are
+shipwrecks and disasters on land as well as at sea.
+
+"When I recovered my consciousness, I found myself in an obscure garret,
+the dwelling of a lone and pious widow, who had taken into her house the
+sick stranger, when all else had refused. I had occupied her only bed,
+while she passed her nights, seated by her scanty fire, and nursed me in
+my delirium and fever. The good doctor had attended me as assiduously as
+if I had been his own son, and aided the widow in supporting me. The
+snow had been all off the ground for many days; and whoever had found my
+store had kept it concealed, for I never heard of it. I was once again
+penniless, and worse than I was at the commencement; for I was indebted
+to my kind landlady and the doctor. My two guineas and seven shillings
+were still in my pocket untouched; for the pious widow had, even in her
+straits, on my account held them sacred, and they knew from the people
+who brought me of my ruinous misfortune. When I became able to move
+about, I besought them to accept of even one of the guineas as a
+remuneration; but their answer was, they would give me credit until I
+was enabled to pay them in full--and, thank God, I have done this long
+ago.
+
+"It was well up in February before I could resume my toils.
+Disheartening as my misfortune had been, my ultimate object, and the
+means of attaining it, I had never for one moment allowed to pass from
+my mind. It was now that the reward of honesty and fair dealing was felt
+by me, and proved of immense advantage in enabling me to recover my
+loss. There was not a merchant with whom I had ever dealed, who did not
+offer me his goods in trust, to what amount I chose; but to avoid debt
+has ever been my maxim, and I took no more than my finances would allow.
+I had only a smaller assortment, and returned the sooner. I was
+astonished at the rapidity of my own sales--for all had heard of my
+misfortunes, and pitied me; and, if I was expected, no other packman had
+any chance. What was required, if not in my pack, I got orders for, and
+brought at the appointed time. From that day to this, everything has
+prospered with me. I have attained my second step, and am now on my way
+to London, and other towns, to purchase goods, and a horse and cart. To
+cover my expenses, I am doing a little business by the way. An extensive
+shop, and at length a competency, are, I trust, not far distant."
+
+By mid-day, the gale of wind had considerably abated; the tide being in
+the evening, the vessels could not depart. We sat chatting together. The
+perseverance and success of my companion had made a deep impression on
+me. I began to think that I might do worse than follow his example; for
+I had never left my country through choice.
+
+"Wilson," said I, "do you think I could be converted into a packman? I
+care not what I do for an honest livelihood. I have often heard that an
+old packman makes a good merchant--I am willing to try if an old
+merchant can make a good packman. I have a few guineas to purchase goods
+with. If you will tell me what are the proper kinds, we will go
+together, by sea, to London, where you are going, and make our
+purchases: are you agreed?"
+
+"No! Square, no! I will never agree to trust myself upon the fickle
+element, when there is no occasion for it, besides manifest loss. With
+what goods are in my pack, I will travel free to London, and put a pound
+in my pocket, at least. If you have any thought of turning to my
+profession, you must study economy and a placid temper--'take the bit
+and the buffet with it.' I have not a doubt you may succeed, if you
+stick to it in earnest; and I have no objection to give you all the
+information I can, before we part."
+
+I myself had, indeed, no other motive for going by sea to London, than
+to avoid the fatigue and get quickly there; so it was agreed that I
+should proceed with him, and learn from his experience. My sailor's
+dress was sold, and one similar to his own purchased; and, while this
+was being done, he told me that he had upon his person, carefully
+concealed, an order from the Royal Bank of Scotland, upon the Bank of
+England, for one hundred and sixty guineas, which he had doubly secured.
+It was, he said, not indorsed, nor would he indorse it, until he was
+obtaining the cash. "There are such things as robberies," he said, "and
+much worse. I have left a letter and instructions at the bank, and with
+Widow Craig, who nursed me in my sickness (we have been as mother and
+son since then), that, if my order is not called for within twelve
+months, she is to give my letter to the worthy doctor, who will receive
+the amount, and administer to the widow's comforts. What remains at her
+death, I cheerfully bequeath to him. You may smile at this; but our
+trade is one not without danger even in Scotland; and in England, where
+highwaymen and footpads are plenty, we travel with our lives in our
+hands."
+
+Before the evening closed, I was all ready to start upon my new line of
+life. As Berwick, he said, was not a proper place to lay in a store of
+goods to sell again with a sufficient profit, I purchased only a few
+pounds' worth of hardware, Wilson being so kind as sell me, at cost, one
+dozen of Barcelona silk handkerchiefs, of which he had a great supply,
+and which he esteemed as valuable and light of carriage. The remainder
+of my cash he made me take out of my purse, saying that none but those
+who knew not the value of money carried it in purses. It was as if the
+owner had collected it for the first who chose to put his hand in his
+pocket, or for a vain display.
+
+"Square," said he, "if you had a thousand guineas in your pocket, among
+strangers never show or say you have a coin in gold. Tempt no man to
+evil. The poor travel safe, when the rich are in peril. Allow me to
+place your guineas in the bank."
+
+He then opened the lining of the waistband of my small-clothes, and
+stitched them in so dexterously, that no one could have thought there
+was coin there.
+
+"Now," says he, "we are all ready to start for London on the morning.
+The way is long, and our burdens heavy; but they will get lighter as we
+move along. Our lodging for to-morrow night is Belford. I shall manage
+so that we shall reach it before dark. The direct distance is only
+fifteen miles; but we may travel thirty in quest of customers. You are
+not now, as you were a few months since, to expect that customers will
+come to you--the pack is a travelling counter, and must move about."
+
+Next morning, after an early breakfast, we crossed the Tweed, and walked
+on, with our packs slung over our shoulders--the weather cool and
+pleasing. I felt a buoyancy of spirits I had not experienced for some
+time; I dreamed waking dreams, and built castles in the air. Wilson sung
+snatches of songs. I had once more entered on a new walk in life, and
+begun at the right end, as Wilson said in one of his sage remarks.
+
+"Square, your last misfortune arose from this--you began business at the
+wrong end; you commenced too soon and too full. No man can manage money
+well who knows not, by earning, the value of it. Be prudent--be cunning,
+too, if you please; but use not your cunning to wrong any one--a
+shilling won by fraud is a pound of loss. I have known many since I
+began who have hastened to be rich in that way; but they have all failed
+in their attempts. Those who once dealt would never deal with them
+again; their means of success became every journey more circumscribed.
+Here is a farm-steading--we must try how we are to succeed on the south
+of the Tweed."
+
+I will not weary you with our hawking adventures. We progressed on our
+journey with various success, but constantly with gain, our packs
+lightening apace; I liking the profession very ill. I loved not money
+sufficiently to bend my mind to the slights and insults we were often
+forced to endure. Upon Wilson they had no effect in ruffling his temper.
+He would smile, and, with a slyness of humour, turn their bitterest
+taunts against the taunters, or banter them into good-humour, and effect
+a sale. He would, indeed, be as good-humoured under insult as if he had
+been civilly treated; while I was on the eve of bursting into a rage,
+and either looking sulky or returning taunt for taunt. Indeed, before we
+reached Northallerton, I had made up my mind to relinquish my new
+calling as soon as we got to London; and told Wilson so. He shook his
+head.
+
+"John Square, you are one of those who, for want of firmness, never get
+on in the world. When there is an object to gain, we must not be scared
+from it by trifles, or neglect an honest mean that leads to success. You
+have commenced at the hardest part of a packman's life--his journey in
+England. But, ho! here is Northallerton. To-morrow we will strike off
+the eastern road, and go to York. I expect to see some acquaintances
+there."
+
+Thus we journeyed on, I more through a dogged stubbornness not to yield,
+than any love I had for the mode of life I had chosen, until we were a
+few miles from York, where we overtook a brother of the trade. As soon
+as he came in sight, Wilson said--
+
+"There is Simon Hepburn, the Praying Packman, as the profane call him,
+or Pious Simon, his more befitting name; for he really is a good,
+well-meaning man. I have known him for some years, neither richer nor
+poorer; his pack or cash seldom exceeds twenty pounds, yet he could
+easily increase his store, if he had ambition; but that he wants; and
+his gains are always spent upon objects of charity or piety. He is never
+without Bibles or pious books, which he bestows, in free gift, where he
+thinks they may be of use; he has only particular houses where he stops,
+and he is always a welcome guest, superseding the goodman of the house,
+for the time, in the Christian office of a teacher. The most pleasing
+and edifying evenings I have ever spent were with him. When he is in
+Haddington, Widow Craig's is his home; and, although we are two of a
+trade, happy am I when we meet. You shall judge for yourself. His
+history is a most singular one, and nothing gives him more pleasure than
+to relate it. Let him speak for himself."
+
+We quickened our pace, and soon overtook him. He was a man, to all
+appearance, above sixty years of age; his hair was white as snow, with a
+shade of care at times upon his regular features, that flitted off, and
+was succeeded by a gleam of internal satisfaction. The smoothness of his
+brow, and the fulness of his features, bore an unusual contrast to the
+whiteness of his locks, the appearance of age and youth being strangely
+combined, while his whole appearance was winning in the extreme. When we
+came up to him, Bill said--
+
+"Simon, I am happy to have met you; how come you on?"
+
+"Far beyond my deserts," said he. "How are you? and how did you leave my
+worthy friend the widow?"
+
+"In good health," said Bill; "I thank you. I have been just talking of
+you to my friend Square here, who would feel obliged were you to give
+him an outline of your strange history, as we walk on to York."
+
+"Certainly, Bill, certainly; it may be of use to him. He is a new
+beginner in his present craft, as I was when the events happened that I
+am going to relate.
+
+"The changes that occur both in nations and families," said Simon, "are
+soon felt by the individuals. Lawsuits and bad management had reduced
+the once extensive patrimony of our family to a small farm. At my
+grandfather's death, my father, who had married, as his father thought,
+far beneath him, had three sons. My oldest brother, before he succeeded,
+went to Holland, having got a commission in the Scottish brigade; the
+second attended the farm, at which I assisted until I was about
+eighteen. I grew weary of farming, and resolved to become a merchant. I
+was induced to this by the success of several who had left our
+neighbourhood, done well after a few years' travel as packmen, and were
+then settled in various towns, and prosperous. It was in the beginning
+of May, as soon as the weather became settled, that I left the
+neighbourhood of Annan, with a few pounds, on my way to Dumfries, and
+thence to Edinburgh; my object being to furnish my pack. I had a
+relation of my mother's, a wholesale merchant, in the first town, who
+had promised to do all in his power for me, as far as advice and a few
+articles would go. Cheerful and full of hope, I strode along, till,
+within about two miles from Dumfries, I overtook a young and interesting
+female, accompanied by a young man. We entered into conversation as we
+walked along. She appeared sad, and often sighed; while he was taciturn,
+and appeared to avoid conversation. When within a few hundred yards of
+the town, they stopped behind for a minute or so, and then, the man
+leaving her, she overtook me, and we entered the town together. I
+learned from her that she was on her way to Edinburgh, and, having a
+brother married in Dumfries, she was going to his house for some
+articles belonging to her, and her fellow-traveller was to meet her
+there.
+
+"Anxious to commence my new mode of life, I had soon completed my
+business with my friend. He was standing at the door when I came up with
+the young woman, and, laughing, inquired if she was my sweetheart or
+wife. In the course of two or three hours, I was again upon the road
+towards Moffat, on my way to Edinburgh, with my light pack upon my back,
+as happy as a king. As I passed the side of a young plantation that
+skirted the road, a few miles from Dumfries, I saw, lying on the side of
+the way, a small bundle, tied in a silk handkerchief. I immediately
+picked it up; and, after standing a few minutes, and looking around to
+see if any one was in sight who might have dropped it, I called aloud,
+but there was no answer. I continued my pace, rejoicing in my good
+fortune. At about a quarter-of-a-mile from the spot, there was a
+public-house, into which I entered, for a little refreshment, and to
+inquire if they would purchase anything I could supply them. I placed
+the bundle I had picked up and my pack upon the table, got what I asked
+for, and then inquired if they would purchase. During my stay, two
+farm-servants came in; and, when I was about to depart, they, seeing me
+lift the bundle from the table, inquired if it was my own. I hesitated
+for a moment, and, unfortunately, said that it was. They looked at each
+other; no more passed, and I resumed my journey towards Moffat, which I
+was anxious to reach before nightfall. I accomplished it; and, stopping
+at a cheap lodging-house, had an early supper, and went soon to bed,
+weary with my day's walk.
+
+"Scarce had I fallen asleep, when I was aroused by a loud knocking at
+the door, and the sound of many voices. Before I was fully awake, I was
+seized in my bed, and my hands bound tightly together. My terror became
+extreme--I shook in every limb. In vain I strove to speak, and inquire
+what all this meant. I could only see that every eye was bent on me with
+an expression of horror and rage. My clothes were searched, and then
+forced upon me. I was not allowed to assist myself--my hands were
+unbound to get on my coat; but a man held each arm while another pulled.
+They seemed afraid I would do something desperate, and were as coarse
+and cautious as if I had been a ferocious animal; yet I was passive from
+excess of fear; and, although numbers were speaking, I was in such a
+state that I could not collect the purport of their conversation.
+Execrations sounded in my ears above the confusion of voices, and the
+first sentence I made out was spoken by my landlady:--'Oh, the
+bloody-minded young wretch!' she cried. 'Who would have thought it, to
+look at him? But I hope they will hang him as high as Haman. And, after
+all, to come into a lone widow's house to bring disgrace on it. Take him
+away, sirs, as quick as you can, or I shall be an undone woman, and my
+character entirely lost.'
+
+"Astonished at what the woman said, I inquired what offence I had
+committed--or where. O God! what was my horror to learn that I was
+charged with murder!--that the bundle in my possession had been the
+property of the victim of some ruthless villain--and that I was taken
+for him! In vain I protested my innocence. The two men were present to
+whom I had said, when they inquired, that the bundle was my own. I was
+thus, by my own confession--if not a murderer--a convicted liar. No one,
+for a moment, thought me innocent. So strong was their conviction of my
+guilt, that had the laws not deterred them, they would have rejoiced to
+have put me to death on the spot. Even this would have been kindness, in
+a worldly sense, to what I was doomed to suffer.
+
+"It was nearly eleven o'clock at night, but clear and bright; the moon
+was nearly full; the air a little sharp, but not cold, when I was
+placed, bound hand and foot, in a cart, and accompanied by the two men
+and two officers. I thought my heart would have burst. I opened not my
+mouth to speak in answer to their questions, cruel taunts, and
+upbraidings. I saw I was an object of horror and loathing to them--and
+deservedly so, had I been the guilty creature they had cause to think
+me. I passed the melancholy time we were upon the road in tears, and
+prayers that my innocence might be made manifest; but I knew not yet the
+extent of my misery. At length the cart stopped at the door of the
+public-house; my feet were loosened, and I was desired to come down, and
+enter the same room where I had been in the afternoon. A crowd of
+horrorstricken people were huddled round the fireplace. In the wooden
+bed lay an object, covered with a white sheet, resembling a human body.
+I had never seen a corpse laid out in my life; yet the idea rushed upon
+my mind that this was one; and my blood curdled in my veins, as the
+conviction came over me that it was one that had met its fate by
+violence. I trembled, while the large drops of sweat stood upon my brow.
+All eyes were turned to me; a grim smile of malicious satisfaction was
+on the faces of some, while horror and pity were equally strongly marked
+upon the countenances of others. My natural feelings were, to all
+present, a sure indication of my guilt. I would have sunk to the ground
+had not the two men supported me. My head fell upon my breast. I
+requested a little water, in a voice scarcely audible. It was given me,
+and the sickness went off. One of the officers then, taking a lamp, went
+to the bed, and removed the sheet from the body. My eyes involuntarily
+followed him; a cry of horror escaped my lips; and I felt my muscles
+become rigid. Before me lay the body of the female I had parted with in
+health early in the forenoon, at the shop-door of my relation,
+shockingly mangled, her long fair hair clotted with blood, and her mild
+blue eyes, that had smiled upon me, dulled by the shade of death. I
+could only groan. My sufferings at this sight were beyond utterance. All
+in the room moved to the bed, and placed their hands upon the bosom of
+the dead, and protested their innocence. I was ordered to do the same;
+but I could not summon resolution to touch the body. My whole nature
+revolted from the contact.
+
+"'I am innocent!' I cried; 'God knows I am innocent! I know nothing of
+this foul murder. Ask me to cut off my hand, or place it in the burning
+fire, among the live coals; but ask me not to touch that bloody body,
+for pity's sake!'
+
+"My appeals were vain; they only served to confirm the prepossessions of
+my hearers that I was guilty. As I stood, shrinking from the fearful
+object as far as those who held me would permit, a cry arose that I was
+the murderer beyond a doubt, and that I should be compelled to touch the
+body. One of the officers seized my hand; those who held me pushed me
+towards the bed; I struggled in vain; my hand was held fast as I was
+forced along; and the consequence was, that it came with force upon the
+chest of the murdered victim, when a gurgling sound issued from the
+gaping wound. I became insensible.
+
+"When my faculties returned, it was the grey of the morning. We were
+entering the town of Dumfries; I in the cart, and the murdered body by
+my side. I was lodged in the jail--a criminal already condemned in the
+eyes of my fellow-men. Even the felons and debtors in prison avoided my
+society. At my examination before the sheriff, I trembled at the array
+of circumstantial evidence that was brought against me. My own relation
+admitted that he had seen us together at his shop-door. The young woman
+had gone from thence to her brother's, and staid only a short
+time--telling them she was on her way to Edinburgh, and was to meet a
+young man, who was to accompany her there. She had been seen by the two
+men lingering upon the Moffat road, near the planting, a short time
+before, with the same bundle in her hand that I had said was mine when
+they saw me in the public-house with it in my possession. They had
+thought it strange, but paid no attention until the body of the young
+woman was discovered in the wood a few hours after, and still warm. I
+had been pursued, and the property proved to belong to the victim of my
+cruelty. My terror at being apprehended, and my refusal to touch the
+dead body, all militated against me. I was fully committed as the
+murderer, without hope of escape, innocent as I was of the crime. To
+this damning evidence, all I had to advance was my unheeded assertion of
+my innocence.
+
+"From the beginning of May until the month of September I lay in jail--a
+stranger to comfort of any kind. Every anguish was mine, except remorse.
+I was looked upon by all, except my parents, as the most hardened
+villain on earth. No one doubted my guilt, except my parents; and it was
+only their parental feelings that made them doubt and pray that, if
+innocent, the really guilty might be discovered. I will not attempt to
+describe the scenes between me and my parents. They both wished that the
+grave might hide their shame before the fatal day of the execution of
+their son; for all chance of proving my innocence seemed out of the
+question. The worthy minister that visited the jail firmly believed in
+my guilt; to all my solemn asseverations of innocence, he only replied
+by holding forth on the dangers of hardened crime, with earnest
+exhortations for me to confess and make atonement as far as was in my
+power. He would for hours lay before me the horrors of appearing before
+my Maker with a lie in my mouth. My pride was wounded by the good man's
+well-meant efforts. I began to avoid him as much as possible; and, when
+I could not, I was silent and sullen. This, also, was held to be a sure
+token of my guilt. Alas! I was not hardened; but I was heart-broken. My
+Bible was my only companion--my soother and support; for I found no
+threat there but against the wicked. Its Author was the searcher of
+hearts. In it I found I was really guilty of many crimes which my
+fellow-men thought nothing of; but there I also found a Saviour and
+Mediator. My mind became humbled and composed; and, while I still
+solemnly asserted my innocence of the murder, I did it with temper and
+meekness.
+
+"'Worthy sir,' I said to the clergyman, 'appearances have deceived you.
+If it is the will of God that the innocent should suffer, for some wise
+purpose, his will be done. If it is not so, my guiltlessness of blood
+will be made evident in this world--at least I shall be declared
+innocent on that great day when all shall render their account--in this
+matter, innocent, save of the guilty falsehood I stated, that the
+unfortunate female's bundle was my own. Alas! I wished not to keep the
+property from the rightful owner. My thought at the time was, that, if I
+owned that I had found it, they would take it from me, or make a
+disturbance about it. Had they only said a few words more, I had told
+the truth; and thus, probably, have contributed to the proof of my
+innocence.'
+
+"At length, the Lords of Justiciary entered the town. None but those who
+are within the walls of a jail, awaiting their arrival, can conceive the
+dread sensation of fear and hope awakened in the breasts of criminals by
+the clang of the trumpets and shouting of the mob, as the pageant
+proceeds through the streets. How bitter are the feelings produced by
+the joyous shouts of the thoughtless people! forgetful, or heedless, of
+the fates of their fellow-mortals. Next day I was led into the court,
+more dead than alive. My head became giddy. Everything before me--the
+crowded court, the judges, jury, and officers--became a confused mass; a
+murmur as if of horror sounded in my ears from the assembled multitude;
+the fatal bundle lay upon the table before me. At length all was ready;
+and, the indictment having been read aloud by the clerk, the judge, in a
+solemn voice, asked if I was guilty or not. After a gasp or two for
+breath--
+
+"'O my lord!' I said, 'I am as guiltless of this crime as the unborn
+babe. Have mercy on me!' And I sank upon the table before me,
+overpowered.
+
+"The public prosecutor then opened the case, and harrowed up my soul
+with the fearful account of the diabolical deed. He almost persuaded me
+I was the murderer; so clearly did he reason from appearances. The
+witnesses were called; a chain of circumstantial evidence was made out;
+all that was awanting in it was, that I had not been seen to do the
+deed. Witnesses I had not one. Those whom I could have called could have
+said nothing but what they had already said, and it was wrested to my
+disadvantage by my own story; for I was a self-convicted liar, and
+little better than a thief, in my attempt to appropriate what was not my
+own--even in the most favourable construction my able counsel could put
+upon my case. The jury, without leaving their box, pronounced me guilty,
+without a dissentient voice. The judge put on the fearful black hat upon
+his head; and, after a heart-harrowing speech upon my guilt, pronounced
+sentence of death upon me. I was to be taken back to the jail, and from
+thence to the spot where the murder had been committed, and hung in
+chains on the second market-day in October. How I was removed from the
+court I cannot tell; neither can I tell what intervened for some hours.
+The last thing strongly impressed upon my memory is a burst of
+satisfaction in the court, when the sentence was passed upon me, and the
+hooting of the crowd without; yet, strange to say, I slept soundly after
+the irons were riveted upon my ankles, and awoke to find my doom fixed,
+and my days on earth numbered. I became, in a manner, resigned to my
+fate. Indeed, save for my parents, I had no other regret in leaving the
+world; yet, at times, an anxious wish would steal upon my mind that I
+might be saved from my unmerited death. It was the shuddering of nature
+at entering upon eternity. The hope never left me that my innocence
+would, at one time or another, sooner or later, be made manifest to my
+fellow-men--for murder will not hide, nor innocent blood cry from the
+earth in vain. The hours flew past with fearful rapidity; the
+neighbouring clock seemed never to cease to strike the hour. Night
+followed day, and day night, as if there was no interval between; yet
+there was a heaviness upon me that bowed me down. My last Sabbath on
+earth arrived; the day was spent in devotion--my heart-broken parents,
+who now were convinced of my innocence, pouring out their souls with
+mine to the Throne of Grace. If ever there was on earth a foretaste of
+the joys of heaven, I felt it that day in the condemned cell, loaded
+with irons. We had taken farewell of each other, in the full assurance
+of soon meeting where there is no sorrow or shame. The bitterness of
+death was past. My thoughts were no longer of this world.
+
+"The Monday passed on. There was but one whole day more for me on the
+earth. Wednesday was to be my last. On the morning of Tuesday, as soon
+as the jail was opened, my brother, who had always thought hardly of me,
+and visited me only twice, rushed into my cell, and, weeping, fell upon
+my bosom. After a few minutes, he sobbed--
+
+"'My brother! Simon, my brother! can you forgive me for thinking so
+hardly of you?'
+
+"'My brother,' I replied, 'I have ever thought of you in grief and pity,
+never in anger. My heart blesses you for this kindness.'
+
+"'You are innocent, my own Simon! You are cleared of this crime. All is
+made manifest. The worthy minister is at present with the provost, who
+will write to the sheriff to delay the fatal day, until your pardon
+come.'
+
+"I heard no more: a faintness came over me; my heart ceased to beat, and
+all consciousness left me for some time. When I recovered, we fell upon
+our knees, and poured out our souls in thanksgivings. At that time I
+dedicated the whole remainder of my days to the service of that merciful
+God who had made clear my innocence, and spared my parents and friends
+from shame.
+
+"When we had become composed, I learned from him the wonderful manner in
+which my innocence had been discovered, and the guilty punished by the
+hand of the sufferer's own brother. She had resided in the parish of
+Caerlaverock, with a brother, a widower, as his housekeeper, for some
+years; and it had been understood that she was soon to marry a young
+man, a stranger, who had come some years before into the parish. He was
+on intimate terms with her brother; but her other friends did not
+approve of the connection, as his character was none of the best. Her
+brother was of a thoughtless, jovial disposition, and saw no harm in
+him, for he was an excellent boon-companion, and they were thus
+inseparable on all occasions of festivity. On the Saturday afternoon
+before the day appointed for my execution, they had gone out with their
+guns to shoot for amusement. Both had been drinking pretty hard; and it
+was observed that the stranger had for some time almost entirely given
+himself up to intoxication, especially since the death of Grace, his
+sweetheart. This was attributed to his grief, and begat pity for him,
+and no one was more assiduous in endeavouring to cheer his gloom than
+her brother. After their search for game, they were returning to the
+village, when, by some accident, the gun which Grace's brother carried
+went off, and lodged its contents in the body of his companion, who
+fell, dreadfully wounded. A surgeon was sent for, who gave little hopes
+of his recovery. No blame could be attached to his companion, as the
+accident was seen by several, and the grief of Grace's brother was
+excessive. On the Sabbath, the stranger was much worse. His mind seemed
+to suffer more than his body; and words of fearful import escaped from
+him at intervals, which harrowed up the souls of those who attended him.
+Cries of despair, mixed with horrid imprecations, burst from his lips.
+Yet death evidently was approaching fast to seize his victim. When they
+spoke of sending for the minister to pray with and console him, he
+blasphemed, and thus spent he his last Sabbath on earth. Through the
+night he fell into a troubled sleep, and began to mutter. Gradually his
+words became more distinct. He talked of Grace, and recounted her murder
+as he had perpetrated it; writhed in remorse, and called for mercy from
+my injured spirit, as if I had already suffered. As soon as the morning
+dawned, the minister was sent for, and what the guilty man had said in
+his sleep recounted to him. He was now very low; the hand of death was
+on him; and, for some time, he was deaf to the remonstrances of the
+divine. But at length he confessed all; told that they would find the
+knife with which he had done the fearful crime buried at the back of the
+cottage where he lay. All was written down by the minister. The knife
+was found, stained with the blood of his victim. I was now as much the
+object of pity as I had been of hatred and horror. That day my irons
+were struck off; I had the freedom of the jail until my pardon arrived,
+and was visited by numbers of the inhabitants, who loaded me with
+presents. But my feelings of gratitude were principally awakened on my
+parents' account, for the joy it imparted to them. Many, many years have
+passed since that event, but it is ever present with me, and spurs me on
+in my labours of love, in comforting and winning souls to God."
+
+So deeply had I been interested in the narrative of the Pious Pedlar,
+that we had reached York, and stood at the door of the Duke of
+Marlborough public-house, before I was aware of the distance we had
+walked after he commenced. As this was the house where Bill and a number
+of others in his line were in the habit of staying during the time they
+were in the town, we entered, and found two or three, who, like
+ourselves, had come to purchase goods. I was astonished at the haughty
+manner in which they returned our salutation. The landlord, who seemed
+to know all his guests well, received William and Simon with a hearty
+welcome; and, shaking me by the hand, wished me success in my new
+calling, expressing his hope that I would find everything in the
+Marlborough to my liking. We were then ushered into a small room, where
+dinner was to be served to us. When we were comfortably seated, I
+remarked to Bill the impression the lofty bearing of the others had made
+upon me, and inquired if he knew the cause. He laughed--
+
+"Quite well," said he; "there is an aristocracy among pedlars as well as
+other callings. They belong to the waggoners, and would think it a
+degradation to associate with us bearers. We are a grade beneath them;
+besides, the waggoners are, for the most part, gentlemen by birth--the
+younger cadets of decayed houses of long standing. With a little capital
+to commence with, they never dealt in small quantities, their line lying
+in supplying the retailers in distant towns, and many of them are very
+wealthy. Upon my return from London, when I have purchased my horse and
+waggon, I will be entitled to rank with them, but will never be treated
+as the equal of those who have both birth and waggons; nevertheless, I
+will be a waggoner until I commence business in my own shop, when I will
+be a grade higher than even waggoner; and, with economy and my usual
+perseverance, I may be a bailie, or even provost, of the town I settle
+in. Only think of that, John Square! Stick to your present occupation,
+and, without trusting the stormy ocean, you may, by following my
+counsel, succeed as well as I or any one."
+
+"My young friend," said the pious Simon, "all these are good in
+subjection; but a higher aim ought to be your guide through life; for
+all these give not peace to the soul."
+
+While he spoke, we were joined by other two of our own rank, to whom my
+two companions were barely civil, and very distant. Both were well
+advanced in years, with a forward cast of countenance and a look of low
+cunning strangely blended, which they endeavoured to make pass for
+frankness. Having settled our small bill, and left our packs in charge
+of the landlord, I walked out to see the minster, they to transact some
+business of their own.
+
+I returned when the shades of evening fell, and found that Wilson and
+Simon had arrived some time before me, and were seated by themselves.
+There were several others in the room in general conversation, in which
+we took no part. The two whom I had left before I went out were still in
+the same position, evidently under the influence of liquor. They were
+clearly unwelcome; their conversation was only calculated to beget
+disgust in well-regulated minds, consisting of anecdotes of fraud and
+imposition, of which they seemed proud of being the heroes.
+
+"These two," said Simon to me, "are a specimen of those who bring
+disrepute upon any callings, and much more so on ours. They are not
+without talents, but they cultivate them to unprofitable ends. I have
+known them for many years; and, with all their boasted cunning, they
+are, I believe, poorer at this moment than they were when I first knew
+them, and must still become poorer, for their character is gone. The
+public fear to deal with them, and will not do it, even when they would
+act honestly. They are forced to range far, to places where they are
+unknown; and even there they are every year circumscribing and planting
+thorns for others to walk over. They, besides, are ever under the fear
+of injury from some one or other whom they have defrauded. Such are the
+fruits of dishonest dealing."
+
+All our business being transacted, it was agreed that we should continue
+our route for London, to purchase silks and light goods, and return by
+the same route to Scotland. William having purchased a small waggon and
+horse, together with a small assortment of woollens, my stock remained
+much the same, and was slung over my shoulder, save when, for ease, and
+there were no houses on the road, I placed it in the waggon; for I was
+weary of my pedlar's life, and only endured it until I should reach
+London. We arrived at Hatfield, about twenty-five miles from London,
+early in the afternoon, and resolved to stay for the night, as Wilson
+had hopes of doing some good in the neighbourhood. As for me, I had
+ceased, much to his chagrin, to attempt any sales, as my pack was now
+much reduced. While he was gone, I sat at the inn-door, amusing myself
+in the best manner I could--sometimes musing on my strange fate, at
+others gazing listlessly upon the passers-by--when a post-chaise drove
+up to the door at a furious rate. The horses were extremely blown, and
+covered with perspiration. A gentleman and lady descended from the
+chaise; she evidently was under restraint, and looked anxiously and
+fearfully around. Our eyes met; I thought she gave her hand that was
+disengaged a movement, as if she wished me to come to her. She was in
+tears. I rose, and moved to approach, but she was hurried into the house
+before I could advance; for I was in doubt--yet her look expressed what
+her hand signalled. I thought it strange, for a moment; but this feeling
+died away, for I might have been deceived. The gentleman came to the
+door, to hurry the people, as they were rather slow, as he thought, in
+procuring fresh horses. I good-naturedly went to assist the postilion.
+As I stood before the chaise, I looked up to one of the windows, and saw
+the female weeping at it. Our eyes again met; she clasped her hands
+imploringly, and, taking a small packet, placed it behind the
+window-shutter, and, raising her clasped hands to heaven, looked
+earnestly at me. I gave a nod of assent. She retired from the window.
+All this had passed quickly as a shadow. In a few minutes they were
+again in the chaise. As it passed off, I again gave a nod, and a languid
+smile passed over her face. I entered the house, and inquired of the
+landlord who they were; but got no information, as he said they were
+unknown to him. I requested to have a glass of brandy-and-water in the
+room where the lady had been. As soon as it was brought, and he had
+retired, I looked behind the window-shutter, and, taking out the parcel,
+found it to contain a sum of money and a sealed letter, upon the inside
+of the wrapper of which was written in pencil--"Benevolent stranger,
+whoever you are, for mercy's sake and all that is dear to you, deliver
+this as directed, with your utmost despatch, and snatch a
+fellow-creature from misery. Let this supply your immediate wants, and
+an ample reward shall follow. Use all despatch, I again implore you."
+
+I was for a few minutes lost in amazement. The letter was addressed to
+Captain James H----, Strand, London. Could this be my old patron and
+captain? There was not one moment to lose. I descended to the bar, and
+told the landlord I must set off for London immediately, and requested
+his advice how I was to proceed. He told me I must make the journey on
+horseback, as he had not another pair of horses. I told him that was
+impossible, as I had never been on horseback in my life, and I could
+walk it faster and with more ease than I could ride. I would walk on to
+Barnet before dark, and get a chaise there if I could find none sooner.
+As I was on the eve of setting off, he found means to procure an old
+phaeton; and, while it was getting ready, I wrote to Wilson that
+circumstances forced me to London, but that I would perhaps see him in
+the morning. At all events, I made him heartily welcome to my pack, as I
+meant to carry it no more, wishing him health and prosperity if we
+should not meet.
+
+I mounted the high-hung, crazy vehicle, with a lad to drive and bring it
+back, having satisfied mine host to his utmost wish. By half-past ten
+o'clock, I reached the jeweller's in the Strand, whose first floor
+Captain H----occupied, and found him at home. His lady was also present.
+His surprise was great at my entering. Our joy was mutual, and only
+damped by my relating the strange manner in which I had again had the
+pleasure of seeing him. He broke the letter open, and having hastily
+perused it, turned to his wife, who sat pale and anxiously looking at
+him--"My love, I must be off this instant, and endeavour to rescue
+Catherine from her unpleasant thraldom. Do not be alarmed--there is no
+danger. During the time I am getting all ready, you may peruse the
+letter." Saying this, he rung the bell, and ordered his servant to
+procure a post-chaise as quickly as he could, and send in refreshments
+for me. Mrs H---- was dissolved in tears, as she had read the letter to
+an end. When we were again alone, "James," said she, "this proceeding of
+Master Wilton is very cruel to my cousin; although he is her guardian,
+he has, I should think, no right to wound her feelings, and hurry her
+about the country in this mysterious manner. I am fearful he has some
+reason he is ashamed to confess. My dear James, be careful of yourself
+for my sake; I shall be miserable until your return."
+
+"There is not the smallest occasion, my love; I shall write you as soon
+as I arrive at Mr Wilton's. In the morning, you must write a note to Mr
+Stenton, to call upon you. Show him your cousin's letter, and order him
+to take what steps he may judge necessary in this affair."
+
+"Can it be possible," said she, "that my aunt approves of this
+proceeding? He could not have removed Catherine without her consent."
+
+"I shall soon know, my love. The dear girl must not be allowed to suffer
+from their designs or caprice."
+
+At this moment the chaise was announced to be at the door, and in a
+short time we were in it, and rattling along towards Barnet, where we
+changed horses, and were in Hatfield a little after daybreak. During our
+dark and comfortless ride, I told him all that had befallen me since we
+parted in Lisbon. He had only been in London a few months, where he had
+come upon business--an uncle of his wife's having died some time before,
+leaving the bulk of his fortune to his two nieces--Catherine, the young
+lady whose letter I had brought to London, and his wife. To Catherine,
+his favourite sister's daughter, he had left, besides an equal sum in
+cash, all his landed and other property. Mr Wilton's sister, the aunt of
+both, was a rich widow, but of a morose and finical temper. Catherine
+had been brought up by her some fifty miles from London, and Mr H----
+had no idea until my arrival that she had not been still with her. "I
+hope there is no foolish love affair in this strange business," said he;
+"for Catherine is a warmhearted, susceptible girl. Her father was our
+countryman, and my intimate friend."
+
+As Mr Wilton's property lay near Baldock, about eighteen miles distant,
+and no post-horses were to be got, the captain, on horseback, set off
+alone; I was to follow on foot, which I preferred, to Stevenage, where I
+was to wait until I heard from him. After a hasty parting from my
+fellow-traveller Wilson, which was not without regret on both sides, I
+set off for Stevenage; he saying, as he shook my hand--
+
+"John Square, I hope you will never want, but you will never be rich.
+You are as unstable as water."
+
+I had only been in the inn at Stevenage a short time, when a servant
+arrived with a note, informing me that Captain H---- had got all
+arranged to his satisfaction, and would return to London on the
+following day, requesting me to hasten thither with a letter for Mrs
+H----; which I did, and took lodgings for myself in Lower Thames Street.
+When the captain and I again met, I found present the young lady and
+another gentleman. I was most graciously received by all. The uncle of
+Catherine was likewise present, and, turning to his niece, said--
+
+"So this is the messenger you contrived to engage, strictly as I watched
+you in this foolish affair. I see that a woman's invention, like her
+love, has no bounds"--saying which, he good-humouredly patted the happy
+and blushing Catherine under the chin.
+
+The captain retired with me to a separate room, where he told me that
+the whole had arisen out of the anger of his wife's aunt, who had set
+her heart upon marrying her niece to a young clergyman of her
+neighbourhood, for whom she had not the smallest regard, and whose
+assiduities were hateful to her, as her heart was already engaged to Mr
+Stenton, a distant relation of her own; but, as his circumstances were
+not sufficiently prosperous to enable them to marry, she had concealed
+their love from all but Mrs H----.
+
+"The death of her uncle, and my arrival in London, altered her views.
+She rebelled against her aunt's authority, and refused to see the
+clergyman as a lover. This threw the old lady into a paroxysm of rage.
+Poor Catherine was locked up, and, all her repositories being searched,
+Mr Stenton's letters were found. They were immediately sealed up, and a
+letter written to Mr Wilton, her brother, of the most alarming kind for
+the safety of his now wealthy niece, representing that she meant to
+throw herself and fortune away upon some peasant in the neighbourhood.
+He had posted, on receipt of the packet, to his sister, when his fears
+were further excited by the old lady's conjectures. Catherine was
+unconscious of what had passed, until she was summoned to the presence
+of her uncle, whom she had seldom before seen. He is a good-hearted, but
+a positive, irascible man. No explanation was asked. When all appeared
+so plain against the trembling girl, she was, by her uncle and aunt,
+hurried into a post-chaise, and was on her way to Mr Wilton's. She had
+contrived to write to me during the short time she was allowed to
+prepare for the journey, but had no opportunity until, struck by your
+manners, she resolved to shorten her confinement by trusting you, as her
+uncle's anger was so great that he had scarce spoken to her since they
+entered the chaise, but to threaten and abuse her. When I arrived, an
+explanation and reconciliation had taken place, and the marriage will
+follow in a few weeks. It only remains for you to consider in what
+manner we can serve you."
+
+I returned him my thanks for their kind intentions; and said the young
+lady's purse, which I would not affront them by offering to return, was
+much more than sufficient reward for all I had done; and, begging I
+might not detain him longer from his friends, I bade him adieu,
+promising to call in a day or two.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES LAWSON.
+
+
+"Tak a faither's advice, Betty, my woman," said Andrew Weir to his only
+daughter--"tak a faither's advice, and avoid gaun blindfolded to your
+ruin. Ye are sune aneugh to marry these seven years yet. Marry! preserve
+us! for I dinna ken what the generation is turning to, but I'll declare
+bits o' lasses now-a-days haena the dolls weel oot o' their arms, till
+they tak a guidman by the hand. But aboon everything earthly, I wad
+impress it upon ye, bairn, that ye canna be owre carefu o' your company;
+mind that a character is a' a woman has to carry her through the warld,
+and ye should guard it like the apple o' your e'e; and remember, that
+folk are aye judged o' frae the company they keep. Now, how often maun I
+warn ye no to be seen wi' Charles Lawson? He's a clever lad, nae
+doubt--naebody denies that; but, oh, Betty, Betty, woman! wad ye only
+reflect that a' gifts are no graces; and I am far mistaen if he hasna a
+serpent's heart as weel as his tongue. He has naething o' the fear o'
+God before his een--ye canna deny that. In ae word, he is a wild,
+thoughtless ne'er-do-weel; and I charge ye--I command ye--Betty, that ye
+ne'er speak to him again in your born days; or, if ye do, ye surely will
+hae but little satisfaction to break your faither's heart, and bring him
+to the grave wi' sorrow and wi' shame--for that, Betty, that wad be the
+end o't."
+
+Elizabeth heard him, and bent her head upon her bosom to conceal her
+confusion. The parental homily was too late--she was already the wife of
+Charles Lawson.
+
+Having thus begun our story in the middle, it is necessary that we go
+back, and inform the reader, in a few words, that Andrew Weir was a
+respectable farmer on the north side of the Tweed, and withal a decent
+and devout Presbyterian, and an elder in the kirk. Charles Lawson's
+parents were originally from Northumberland. They had known better days,
+and, at the period we have alluded to, were struggling with a hard farm
+in the neighbourhood of Andrew Weir's. Charles was not exactly what his
+father-in-law had described him; and, were we to express his portrait in
+a line, we should say, he had blue eyes and a broad brow, a goodly form
+and open heart. The ringlets which parted on Elizabeth's forehead were
+like the raven's wing, and loveliness, if not beauty, nestled around the
+dimples on her cheeks. Their affection for each other began in
+childhood, and grew with their years, till it became strong as their
+existence.
+
+A few weeks after Andrew Weir had delivered the advice we have quoted to
+his daughter, Charles Lawson bade farewell to his parents, his wife, and
+his country, and proceeded to India, where a relative of his mother's
+had amassed a fortune, and who, while he refused to assist them in their
+distress, had promised to make provision for their son. As we are not
+writing a novel in three volumes, we shall not describe the scene of
+their parting, and tell with what agony, with what tears, and with what
+bitter words, Charles tore himself from his father, his mother, and his
+yet unacknowledged wife. The imagination of the reader may supply the
+blank. Hope urged him to go--necessity compelled him.
+
+After his departure, Elizabeth drooped like an early lily beneath the
+influence of a returning frost. There were whisperings among the matrons
+and maidens of the neigbouring village. They who had formerly courted
+her society began to shun it; and even the rude clown, who lately stood
+abashed in her presence, approached her with indecent familiarity. The
+fatal whisper first reached Andrew's ear at a meeting of the
+kirk-session, of which he was a member. He returned home troubled in
+spirit, a miserable and a humbled man, for his daughter had been his
+pride. Poor Elizabeth confessed that she was married, and attempted to
+prove what she affirmed. But this afforded no palliation of her offence
+in the eyes of her rigid and offended father.
+
+"Oh, what hae I been born to suffer ?" cried he, stamping his feet upon
+the ground. "O, you Witch o' Endor!--you Jezebel!--you disgrace o' kith
+and kin! Could naething--naething serve ye but breaking your puir auld
+faither's heart? Get out o' my sicht!--get out o' my sicht!"
+
+He remained silent for a few moments--the parent arose in his
+heart--tears gathered in his eyes.
+
+"But ye are still my bairn," he continued. "Oh, Betty, Betty, woman!
+what hae ye brocht us to?"
+
+Again he was silent, and again proceeded--
+
+"But I forgie ye, Betty! Yes, if naebody else will, your faither will
+forgie ye for your mother's sake, for ye are a' that I hae left o' her.
+But we canna haud up our heads again in this pairt o' the
+country--that's impossible. I've lang thocht o' gaun to America; and now
+I'm driven till't."
+
+He parted with his farm, and in the ensuing spring proceeded with his
+daughter to Canada. We shall not enter upon his fortunes in the New
+World--he was still broken in spirit; and, after twelve years'
+residence, he was neither richer nor happier than when he left Scotland.
+Elizabeth was now a mother, and the smiles of her young son seemed to
+shorten the years of her exile; yet, ever as she returned his smile, the
+thought of the husband of her youth flashed back on her remembrance, and
+anguish and misery shot through her bosom as the eagle darteth on its
+prey. Her heart was not broken; but it fell like a proud citadel,
+burying the determined garrison.
+
+Charles Lawson had not been in India many months, when a party of native
+troops attacking the property of his relative, Charles, who had fallen
+wounded amongst them, was carried by them in their retreat into the
+interior of the country, where, for several years, he was cut off from
+all intercourse or communication with his countrymen. On obtaining his
+liberty, he found that his kinsman had been for some time dead, and had
+left him his heir. His wife--his parents--doubt--anxiety--impatient
+affection--trembling hope--all hastened his return. At length the white
+cliffs of Albion appeared before him, like a fair cloud spread on the
+unruffled bosom of the ocean; and in a few days more the green hills of
+his childhood met his anxious eye.
+
+It was the grey hour of a summer night as he again approached the roof
+that sheltered his childhood. His horse as if conscious of supporting an
+almost unconscious rider, stopped involuntarily at the threshold. He
+trembled upon the saddle as a leaf that rustles in the wind. He raised
+his hand to knock at the door, but again withdrew it. The inmates of the
+house, aroused by the sound of a horse stopping at the door, came out to
+inquire the cause. Charles gazed upon them for a moment--it was a look
+of agony and disappointment--his heart gave one convulsive throb, and
+the icy sweat burst from his temples.
+
+"Does not--does not Mr Lawson live here?" he inquired, almost gasping
+for words to convey the question.
+
+"Mr Lawson! Na, na, sir," replied the senior of the group, "it's lang
+since he gaed awa. Ye ken he gaed a' wrang, puir man, and he's no lived
+here since the hard winter, for they didna come upon this parish."
+
+"Did not come upon this parish!" exclaimed Charles; "heaven and earth!
+what do you mean?"
+
+"Mean! what wad I mean," answered the other, "but just that they were
+removed to their ain parish! Is there ony disgrace in that?"
+
+"Oh, my father!--my poor mother!" cried Charles, wildly.
+
+"Mercy, sir!" rejoined the astonished farmer, "are ye Maister Charles?
+Bairns! haste ye, tak the horse to the stable. Losh, Charles, man, and
+how hae ye been? But ye dinna ken me, man; I'm your auld schulefellow,
+Bob Graham, and this is my wife, Mysie Allan--ye mind o' Mysie! Haste
+ye, Mysie lass, kill twa ducks, and the bairns and me will hool the
+peas. Really, Charles, man, I'm sae glad to see ye!"
+
+During this harangue, Charles, led by his warmhearted friend, had
+entered the dwelling of his nativity; where Mr Graham again continued--
+
+"Ye aiblins dinna ken that auld Andrew Weir was sae sair in the dorts
+when ye gaed awa, that he set aff wi' Betty for America. But I hear they
+are comin hame again this back end. The bairn will be a stout callant
+noo, and faith ye maun marry Betty, for she was a mensefu lass."
+
+Charles could only reply by exclaiming--
+
+"America!--my wife!--my child!"
+
+Having ascertained where he would find his parents, early on the
+following morning he departed, and about five in the afternoon
+approached the village where he had been told they resided. When near
+the little burying-ground, he stopped to look upon the most melancholy
+funeral procession he had ever witnessed. The humble coffin was scarce
+coloured, and they who bore it seemed tired of their burden. Three or
+four aged and poor-looking people walked behind it. Scarce was it
+lowered into the grave, ere all departed save one, meanly clothed in
+widow's weeds, and bent rather with the load of grief than of years. She
+alone lingered, weeping over the hastily-covered grave.
+
+"She seems poor," said Charles, "and if I cannot comfort her, I may at
+least relieve her necessities;" and, fastening his horse to the gate, he
+entered the churchyard.
+
+She held an old handkerchief before her face, only removing it at
+intervals to steal a hurried glance at the new-made grave.
+
+"Good woman," said Charles, as he approached her, "your sorrows demand
+my sympathy--could I assist you?"
+
+"No! no!" replied the poor widow, without raising her face; "but I thank
+you for your kindness. Can the grave give up its dead?"
+
+"But why should you remain here?" said he, with emotion; "tell me, could
+not I assist you?" And he placed a piece of money in her hand.
+
+"No! no!" cried the widow, bitterly, and raising her head; "oh, that
+Mary Lawson should have lived to be offered charity on her husband's
+grave!"
+
+"My mother! Gracious heaven, my mother!" exclaimed Charles, casting his
+arms around her neck.
+
+Shall we describe the scene that followed? We will not--we cannot. He
+had seen his father laid in the dust, he had met his mother on his
+father's grave----But we will not go on.
+
+It was some weeks after this that he proceeded with his widowed mother
+to his native village, to wait the return of Elizabeth. Nor had he to
+wait; for, on the day previous to his return, Elizabeth, her son, and
+her father, had arrived. Charles and his parent had reached Mr
+Graham's--the honest farmer rushed to the door, and, hurrying both
+towards the house, exclaimed--
+
+"Now, see if you can find onybody that ye ken here!"
+
+His Elizabeth--his wife--his son--were there to meet him; the next
+moment she was upon his bosom, and her child clinging by her side, and
+gazing on his face. He alternately held both to his heart--the mother
+and her son. Andrew Weir took his hand--his mother wept with joy, and
+blessed her children. Bob Graham and his Mysie were as happy as their
+guests. Charles Lawson bought the farm which Andrew Weir had formerly
+tenanted; and, our informant adds, they live on it still.
+
+
+
+
+BON GAULTIER'S TALES.
+
+MRS HUMPHREY GREENWOOD'S TEA-PARTY.
+
+
+Mrs Humphrey Greenwood was a stirring, lively, good-natured sort of
+person; had touched the meridian of her years; was mistress of a
+comfortable income; and possessed, withal, the privileged vivacity of a
+widow. Nobody gave nicer tea-parties than she; nobody managed to keep
+such a number of eligible bachelors on her visiting-list, and
+possessing, as she did, the nicest discrimination in drafting these in
+among the young ladies under her patronage, what wonder if no
+inconsiderable proportion of the matrimonial arrangements of her friends
+deduced their origin from these dangerously-seductive sofas in her snug
+little drawing-room?
+
+It was in that snug little drawing-room that Mr Simon Silky first saw
+the future Mrs Simon; it was on one of those dangerously-seductive sofas
+that he found courage to put that question which procured him a better
+half, and a comfortable settlement for life for Miss Jemima Linton.
+
+Miss Jemima Linton was still in that fluctuating period, between girl
+and womanhood, at which young ladies giggle a great deal, and seem to be
+always in a flutter, when Mr Simon Silky first met her. She was fair in
+complexion, with light hair and blue eyes; her face, in short, had all
+the delicacy of a wax doll, and nearly as much expression. She could say
+"yes, sir!" and "no, sir!" at the proper intervals in the course of a
+_tete-a-tete_ conversation, and, when warmed a little into familiarity
+and ease, could even hazard an observation with reference to the
+weather, without changing colour above twice in the course of it. In a
+word, she was one of those excessively bashful and retiring young
+ladies, who always look as if they thought a man was going to make
+violent love to them, and who, if your conversation happen to diverge
+from the beaten track of the smallest of small talk, take fright, and
+are off as fast as possible to whisper to some of their companions, "La!
+what a strange man that is!"
+
+This was the very kind of person for Mr Simon Silky, who was a bit of a
+sentimentalist in his way. When he met Miss Jemima Linton, the fair
+ideal on whom his fancy had often dwelt seemed to be realised. He came,
+he saw, and was conquered.
+
+On entering Mrs Greenwood's drawing-room, one evening that he had been
+invited there to meet "a few friends in an easy way," having arrived
+rather late, he found the party already assembled. The fire blazed
+cheerfully out upon a bevy of tittering misses, who were seated on
+either side of it, whispering to each other in a timid and confidential
+tone, with here and there a young man amongst them making convulsive
+efforts to render himself amusing, while two or three putty-faced
+juniors, with very white shirt-collars, and very brightly-polished
+pumps--who had been called in to stop gaps in quadrilles, and render
+themselves otherwise useful--sat in the background, for the most part
+two on a chair, and speculating how many of the cakes that glistened on
+the table they might appropriate to themselves with any degree of
+decency. Mrs Humphrey Greenwood, the presiding divinity of this motley
+gathering, vulgarly yclept a "cookie-shine," was planted behind a
+brightly-burnished brass urn of liberal dimension, that hissed loudly on
+the table.
+
+"Mr Simon," she exclaimed, advancing from her post of honour--" Mr Simon
+Silky, I'm so glad to see you; I really thought you had been going to
+desert us."
+
+Our hero blustered out some inarticulate apology, to which his hostess
+of course paid no attention, but hurried on into the work of
+introduction.
+
+"Mr Silky, Miss Silliman, Miss Gingerly, Miss Barbara Silliman, Miss
+Eggemon, Miss Jemima Linton; I think you know all the rest. Mr
+Scratcherd, you know Mr Silky." Mr Scratcherd grinned an assent. "Mr
+Silky, Mr Slap'emup. You'll find a seat for yourself somewhere. Try if
+some of the ladies will have pity, and take you in among them."
+
+All this time, Mr Silky was engaged in distributing a comprehensive bow
+to everybody about him--an ordeal which, in any circumstances, to a
+nervous man like him, was no joke. But his agitation had the finishing
+touch given it by Mrs Greenwood's facetious observation as to the ladies
+_taking him_ IN _among them_. The blood rushed to his temples, and he
+subsided into a vacant chair, with a remark, directed to nobody in
+particular, as to how very warm the room was. Attention having been once
+drawn to this interesting fact, it became the topic of conversation for
+some five minutes, which gave Mr Simon Silky time to cool down, and to
+look about him a little. In the course of his survey, his eyes alighted
+on Miss Jemima Linton, who just at that moment happened to be
+scrutinising his outward man. Their eyes met; a glance of quick
+intelligence passed between them. The lady lowered hers, blushing up to
+them as she did so; and the enraptured Simon muttered to himself, "What
+charming confusion!" He felt a novel sensation gathering about his
+heart. Could it be love? At first sight, too. Many deny it, but we say
+that all genuine love is at first sight.
+
+ "He never loved, who loved not at first sight."
+
+Mr Simon Silky was a reader of the Beauties of Shakspere. This line took
+possession of his head, and he mused and looked, looked and mused, till
+he was roused from his reverie by Mrs Greenwood calling upon him to
+assist in handing round the "cups which cheer but not inebriate." He
+started up, with a very vague notion of what he was to be about, and
+grasping a tea-cup, which his hostess informed him was Miss Jemima
+Linton's, in one hand, and a plate of cheesecakes in the other, he
+stumbled up to the lady, and consigning the cakes to her outstretched
+hand, held out the tea-cup to Miss Eggemon, who sat next, inquiring if
+she would please to be helped to a little cake. Miss Eggemon tittered,
+and exclaimed,
+
+"Well, I never!"
+
+"Gracious! the like of that, you know!" simpered Miss Silliman, burying
+her face in Miss Eggemon's neck.
+
+"How very absurd!" sneered Miss Gingerly, who was verging to
+old-maidishness, and had a temper in which vinegar was the principal
+ingredient.
+
+"Bless me, Mr Silky! what _are_ you about?" cried Mrs Greenwood.
+
+"Oh--why--yes--no--I see--beg pardon--dear me!" stammered poor Silky,
+reddening like an enraged turkey-cock, as he handed Miss Linton the cup,
+out of which the greater part of its contents had by this time been
+shaken and seizing the dish of cakes with a sudden jerk, deposited
+one-half of them in the lady's lap, and the other half on the carpet.
+
+"Tell me, where is fancy bre_a_d?" said Mr Horatio Slap'emup, who was a
+wit in his own small way, pointing to the cakes, which our hero was
+endeavouring to bring together again from the different corners into
+which they had wandered. A general laugh greeted him on every side as he
+rose from his knees covered with confusion. He looked at the fair Jemima
+as he did so. There was not the vestige of a smile on her face. "Good
+kind soul! _she_ does not join in the vulgar mirth of these unfeeling
+creatures!" thought the unhappy Silky. "She pities me, and pity is akin
+to love." It did not strike him that there might be another reason for
+her gravity. The spilled tea and greasy cheesecake had spoiled her white
+muslin dress irremediably, for that night at least--a circumstance
+calculated certainly to make any young lady melancholy enough; but this
+never entered the brain of Mr Simon Silky. Happy man!
+
+ "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise."
+
+With some difficulty he regained his chair, after stumbling over a
+footstool, and crushing the tail of a King Charles cocker, that was
+snorting on the hearthrug in all the offensiveness of canine obesity.
+His distress was at its climax.
+
+ "When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions,"
+
+thought he, recurring once more to the Beauties of Shakspere. His ears
+felt as if they had been newly scalded, and objects floated in hazy
+confusion before his eyes. He commenced sipping his tea with desperate
+energy, wishing for a moment that it had been so much prussic acid. The
+patter of many voices sounded in his ears. They must be talking of him,
+"for they laughed consumedly;" and that confounded Slap'emup was
+obviously getting up a reputation for wit by cutting minute jokes at his
+expense.
+
+"You've been at the Exhibition, Mr Silky," said Mrs Greenwood, recalling
+him from the state of mental imbecility into which he was fast sinking.
+
+"The Exhibition, you said, ma'am! Yes, yes, certainly, the Exhibition.
+Oh yes!" rejoined Mr Silky, struggling to concentrate his scattered
+faculties.
+
+"Well, what is your opinion about the portrait?" continued his hostess.
+
+"Portrait, really--which of them--there's so many?"
+
+"Why, Mr Silky, what _has_ come over you to-night? The ladies have been
+like to pull each other to pieces, for the last five minutes, about the
+portrait of an officer a little to the left of the door of the first
+room; and, I declare, you have not heard a word that has been going.
+Pretty doings, Mr Simon; and who, may I ask, is the happy lady that so
+engrosses your thoughts?"
+
+"Oh, Mrs. Greenwood!"
+
+"Well, well, then, if it's a secret, I won't press it! But what is your
+opinion of the portrait? Miss Barbara Silliman here maintains it is
+beauty in the abstract."
+
+"Oh he's quite a love of a man!" broke in Miss Barbara, in a rapture of
+affectation; whereat Miss Gingerly appeared mightily shocked, and pursed
+up her mouth till it looked like a parched apple.
+
+"But Miss Linton, on the contrary, says she thinks it rather plain for a
+military man. Now, we want your decision on this knotty point."
+
+"Oh, why, really--a portrait of an officer, I think you said. Fair
+complexion, flaxen ringlets, and light blue eyes--beautiful, indeed!
+That is to say--I don't know; but"--and here poor Silky looked
+hopelessly about for an idea--"upon the whole, I think I declare for
+Miss Linton."
+
+"Well, really, Mr Simon, that _is_ coming to the point. Jemima, my dear,
+do you hear what Mr Silky says? Declares for you already! Upon my word,
+a fair proposal!" said Mrs Greenwood, catching up the allusion, and
+looking excessively matronly and significant.
+
+"Fair complexion, flaxen ringlets, light blue eyes!" broke in Miss
+Barbara Silliman, with that delicate spitefulness to which young ladies
+are subject, when they suspect any of their rivals of having produced an
+impression on one of the male creatures. "A pretty officer, indeed! It's
+you, Miss Linton, that Mr Silky means. Quite a conquest, I declare."
+Having said this for the benefit of the company, she murmured to
+herself, "I wonder at the man's taste. A gawky minx!"
+
+If Mr Silky felt uncomfortable before, he was now reduced to the lowest
+pitch of personal misery. He tried to smile, as if he took the thing as
+a good joke; but the contortions of his visage were galvanic. Everybody,
+he was sure, was looking at him, and he stammered out some inarticulate
+words, by way of extricating himself from his awkward position. What
+they were he knew not; but they only seemed to have made matters worse;
+for another titter ran round the circle, and showers of badinage
+assailed him on every side. Mr Simon Silky began to speculate whether
+sitting on the points of a score of red-hot toasting-forks could be
+worse than his present torment.
+
+He was pursuing this agreeable train of reflection, when the removal of
+the table to a corner of the room, and a general commotion, occasioned
+by the pushing back of sofas, and the laying away of chairs, made him
+aware that dancing was about to commence. The men, as they always do on
+these occasions, clustered together near the door, pulling on
+gloves--such of them as had them--and talking very thick and fast about
+nothing at all.
+
+"Miss Gingerly, may I ask you to give the young folks a set of
+quadrilles?" inquired Mrs Greenwood.
+
+"Certainly--with a great deal of pleasure," coldly responded Miss
+Gingerly, blowing her nose with the end of her pocket-handkerchief,
+which she extracted partially from her black satin bag for the purpose,
+and feeling particularly venomous at being cut out of the dance, and her
+very, very faint chance of captivating a partner therein.
+
+"Oh, thank you," said Miss Eggemon, laying her hands affectionately on
+Miss Gingerly's wrists. "You play quadrilles so nicely." And then
+turning to Miss Jemima Linton, Miss Eggemon whispered, confidentially,
+"Such a player you never heard. Not three bars in time. How provoking
+Mrs Greenwood should ask her to play. Just listen; did you ever hear the
+like of that?"
+
+Miss Gingerly had laid her black satin bag on the piano, drawn herself
+up with all the frosty-faced dignity of waning maidenhood, and was
+performing a prelude before commencing operations, which was chiefly
+remarkable for its ingenious flights from key to key, and bewildering
+accumulation of false concords.
+
+"Gentlemen, find partners for yourselves," said the lively Mrs
+Greenwood; and the gentlemen, after looking at one another, disentangled
+themselves from the knot into which they were gathered, and, shuffling
+up each to the lady that pleased his fancy, solicited the honour of her
+hand. The couples had taken their places, and Miss Gingerly was dashing
+away into the heart of the "Highland Laddie," when it was discovered
+that there was still a couple awanting.
+
+"Mr Silky, you dance?" said all the men at once to that gentleman, who
+was sitting pensively in a corner.
+
+"Oh, really!" replied Silky, smiling a sickly smile, and making vague
+protestations of inability.
+
+"Not dance!" said the vivacious Mr Slap'emup. "Fie on you!--oh, fie! And
+Miss Linton looking at you there, like Eve on the eve of Paradise, as if
+
+ 'She would be woo'd, and not unsought be won.'"
+
+There was nothing for it but that Silky should make up to Miss Jemima,
+and lead her out to dance. This he did among the nods, and winks, and
+whispers of all present; and by the time he got into his place in the
+quadrille, he did not very well know which end of him was uppermost.
+Away rattled Miss Gingerly at the "Highland Laddie," and away bounced
+the dancers through the mazes of the figure. Dancing a quadrille is with
+some people no trifling matter, and Mr Simon Silky was one of these. He
+bent to it all the energies of his not over-powerful mind; and, while it
+lasted, beyond a passing word or two, he had no conversation to bestow
+upon his partner. It was amusing to see with what earnestness he watched
+the movements of those who preceded him, and, when his own turn came,
+the exhibition he made would have made a Timor grin. First, he threw out
+his arms to steady himself, and then jerking forward his right foot,
+brought himself suddenly into the centre of the floor, where he began
+throwing his legs confusedly about, till they seemed to be involved in
+hopeless entanglement. All the time he kept his eyes fixed anxiously
+upon his shoe-ties. It was obviously a critical affair with him to
+preserve his equipoise, and each time that he got back safely to his
+place, a sigh broke from him, as if a great burden had been taken off
+his mind, and he wiped the sweat away that glistered in heavy beads upon
+his brow. At length the quadrille ended. Mr Silky thanked heaven; and,
+leading the fair Jemima to a seat, planted himself at her side, and
+manfully endeavoured to open up a conversation with her.
+
+Dance succeeded dance, and by degrees the elements of the party got
+tolerably well interfused. Poor Miss Gingerly wrought away at her
+everlasting set of Scotch quadrilles, and nobody ever volunteered to
+relieve her of her task, "she played so well." At intervals some of the
+young ladies quivered through a fashionable ballad, and occasionally an
+attempt was made to get up one of those melancholy chants, which, by
+some strange misnomer, pass current in society for glees. In these, Mr
+Scratcherd, who sang bass, distinguished himself so signally, that loud
+calls were made upon him for a song, and Mr Scratcherd, after a little
+preliminary modesty, yielded to the call. He then began raving about an
+"Old Oak Tree," and groaned up and down the scale, till his voice became
+lost in the bottom of his neckcloth. Serious fears were entertained
+whether he would be able to get it up again, but these happily turned
+out to be unfounded. Again his voice mounted to its natural level, and
+after rolling about for some time, "grating harsh discord," wore itself
+out in a cadence of confused gutturals. "Bravo, bravo," cried the men.
+"A very fine quality of bass," exclaimed his friend, Slap'emup, who
+affected to be a judge; and Mr Scratcherd blew his nose, and fell back
+in his chair in a state of great personal satisfaction.
+
+With a thoughtful regard for the comforts of her guests, Mrs Greenwood
+had, early in the evening, thrown open her little back drawing-room, in
+which were placed abundance of refreshments, to sustain them through the
+fatigues of dancing and conversation. By a succession of visits to this
+room, Mr Simon Silky had succeeded in giving firmness to his nerves. He
+was gradually becoming less and less bashful. There must have been
+something bracing about the atmosphere of the apartments, for to this,
+and not to the bottle of port, to which he was observed to have frequent
+recourse, must be attributed that jauntiness of step and slipshod
+volubility of tongue which he now displayed. He danced every dance, and
+for the most part with Miss Jemima for his partner. What though his
+uncouth gestures provoked a smile, and his assiduities to the young lady
+were commented on at every hand. He cared not. His spirit was in the
+third heaven of exaltation, and the whole world might go hang for him.
+
+"Miss Linton," he exclaimed, seizing her hand fervently--they were
+seated on a sofa in the back drawing-room, while the others were
+labouring through a country-dance in the front--"Miss Linton, hear me
+for a moment. Let me use this opportunity of stating what I have long
+felt--what I now feel--what I shall always feel." And again Mr Silky
+pressed her hand tenderly in both of his.
+
+"Oh, sir!" timidly responded the lady.
+
+"Yes, adorable Jemima! I can no longer repress my emotion. You see
+before you a victim to your charms. The moment I beheld you, I don't
+know how it was, but my heart thrilled with a transport delightful as it
+was new. I felt--I felt--in short, I felt as I never felt before. My
+senses forsook me, and I said and did I know not what. These soulless
+creatures treated my confusion with ridicule; but, in your eyes,
+methought I could read pity, compassion, commiseration, sympathy. Say,
+was I right, or was I misled by the fond delusions of my own passion?"
+
+"Oh, sir!" again exclaimed the bewildered Jemima.
+
+"That look! I was not then deceived. Oh extend that pity into love! I
+lay myself and my fortune at your feet." And here Mr Simon Silky slipped
+off the sofa and down upon his knees, overcome partly with love and
+partly with intoxication. "Dearest Jemima! say only that you will be
+mine?"
+
+"Oh, sir!" once more sighed the blushing maiden, dropping her head upon
+the shoulder of her suitor, who acknowledged the movement by snatching a
+kiss from her pouting lips.
+
+"Ods! that came twangingly off. I'm afraid we're like to spoil sport
+here," exclaimed Mr Slap'emup, who at this moment entered the room, with
+Miss Gingerly on his arm.
+
+"Gracious! how very improper!" cried Miss Gingerly, wishing from the
+depth of her soul that it had only been her own case.
+
+"What's improper, ma'am?" retorted Silky, turning to her a look of
+drunken gravity, and endeavouring, with no little difficulty, to get on
+his legs again. "If I choose to kiss this young lady, or this young lady
+chooses to kiss me, that's no business of yours, I suppose? 'Have not
+saints lips, and holy palmers, too?' as the divine Shakspere says; and
+what are lips for, I should like to know, if not to kiss? Don't frown at
+me, Miss Graveairs. I'm a man--a man, ma'am, and I shall do just as I
+please. Shan't I, Jemima, dear?"
+
+He turned for an answer to his appeal; but the young lady had left the
+room.
+
+"Jemima, I say," continued Silky, getting more and more overcome. He
+looked around the room; and, finding no trace of the lady, began
+chanting in a lackadaisical tone--
+
+ 'And has she then fail'd in her truth,
+ The beautiful maid I adore?'
+
+But I don't care that for her!" And he tried to snap his fingers; but
+failed in the attempt. "It's an ungrateful world--a vile world."
+
+"Oh, gracious me! let me away," exclaimed Miss Gingerly, in alarm. "He's
+certainly tipsy."
+
+"Tipsy--tipsy! Who's tipsy? Let me see her. Woman, woman, to get
+yourself into such a state! I'm ashamed of you; I am indeed. But it's
+the weakness of the sex.
+
+ 'Frailty, thy name is woman!'"
+
+This apostrophe was addressed to some visionary female that flitted
+before Mr Silky's mental optics, and whom he followed, with his hands
+groping before him, with the voice and gesture of Mr Charles Kean
+pursuing the airdrawn dagger in the character of Macbeth. "Laugh away;
+it's very amusing, isn't it! Nero fiddled while Rome was burning; but I
+know better."
+
+"Mr Silky, you'll better go home," said Mrs Greenwood, who, with the
+remainder of the party, had by this time entered the room.
+
+"Home! exactly so. I _am_ at home, my charmer--perfectly at home; and
+you're at home; we're all at home. But no more wine, Mrs Greenwood;
+temperance and teetotalism for ever. We are beset with temptations in
+this wicked world--temptations, I say--Jemima, you're an angel! It is as
+much as a man can do to preserve his uprightness." And, in proof that it
+was more than he could, down rolled our hero on the floor, in a profound
+stupor.
+
+"Carry Master Silence to bed," remarked the ingenious Slap'emup, highly
+tickled with the catastrophe that had befallen the too--too bashful
+Silky.
+
+A coach was procured, and he was conveyed to his lodgings, where the sun
+found him in bed at noon next day. His dreams had been of the most
+ghastly kind. He had fancied himself compelled, by a fiend, to swallow
+huge goblets of port wine, strongly adulterated with brimstone, and
+dragged about by a fury, who held his neck within a halter. The fiend
+was Slap'emup--the fury, Miss Jemima Linton. He started from his dream,
+and with his hand pressed against his aching head, fell to adjusting the
+confused reminiscences of the previous evening's proceedings. He
+remembered nothing but that he had proposed for the hand of some young
+lady or other, and had been accepted. Well for him it was that memory
+went no farther, or he would never have found courage to visit Mrs
+Greenwood again. That he did visit her again, however, may be inferred
+from an announcement which the newspapers, not many weeks after, gave to
+the public:--
+
+"Married at Edinburgh, on the 6th instant, Mr Simon Silky to Miss Jemima
+Linton."
+
+
+
+
+THE RECLUSE OF THE HEBRIDES.
+
+ "Still caring, despairing,
+ Must be my bitter doom;
+ My woes here shall close ne'er
+ But with the closing tomb."--BURNS.
+
+
+I resided some years ago in the Island of Tyree, which is one of the
+most western of the Hebrides; and, in the course of my business, had
+often occasion to cross by the base of Ben Chinevarah, whose rugged and
+sterile appearance impresses the mind with a sickening sadness. The
+narrow footpath sometimes dives into the deep and sullen gloom of the
+mountain glen, whose silence is unbroken, save by the torrent's red
+rush, and again winds along the edge of the steep precipice, among the
+loose rocks that have been hurled from their beds aloft by the giant
+efforts of time, where the least false step would precipitate the unwary
+traveller into the abyss below. There no cheering sound of mirth was
+ever heard, the blithe whistle of the ploughman never swelled upon its
+echoes, nor often did the reaper's song disturb its gloomy silence. The
+ear is assailed, on the one hand, by the discordant and dismal notes of
+the screech-owl; and, on the other, by the angry roar of the waves that
+beat, with ceaseless lash, the broken shore. A small hut now and then
+bursts upon the view, raising its lowly roof beneath the shelter of the
+mountain rock, and adds to the cheerlessness of the scene. One of those
+small cottages often attracted my notice, by its external neatness, and
+the laborious industry by which a small garden had been formed around
+the dwelling; and by degrees I ingratiated myself into the good graces
+of its owner, who, I found, by his knowledge and conversation, was of a
+different cast from the dwellers around him. I knew by his accent that
+he was a foreigner; and, feeling an interest in him, I often endeavoured
+to gain some account from him of the early part of his life; but when
+the subject was hinted at, he at once changed the conversation.
+
+Having occasion last summer to spend some days at the house of a friend
+in Argyleshire, I availed myself of this opportunity to visit my old
+acquaintance at Tyree. I found him stretched on the bed of sickness, and
+fast verging towards his end. When last I had seen him, his appearance,
+though infirm, evinced but few signs of physical decay; and, though the
+storms of scores of winters had blown over him, still his eye sparkled
+with animation, and his raven locks retained the fresh and jetty colour
+of the native of "Italia's sunny clime." But now, how changed the
+appearance! His eyeballs were dim, deep sunken in their sockets; a few
+scattered grey hairs waved carelessly over his finely-arched eyebrows;
+and his forehead and cheeks were deeply furrowed with the traces of
+sickness and secret wo. When I entered the lowly dwelling, he raised his
+lacklustre eyes, and stretched forth his hand to meet my grasp.
+
+"And is Heaven yet so kind," said he, raising his wasted hand in thanks
+to the Disposer of all good, "as to send one pitying friend to soothe my
+dreary and departing moments? Ah, sir, the hand of the grim tyrant is
+laid heavily upon me, and I must soon appear in the presence of an
+offended Deity. If you knew how awful are the feelings of a mind loaded
+with iniquity, of a soul immersed in guilt, when the last moment is
+approaching that separates us from mortality, and the misdeeds of a
+wicked life stand in ghastly array, adding stings to an already seared
+conscience, you would shrink at what you now deem the gay dreams of
+youthful frailty, and shun the delusive and seducing snares of a
+wretched world."
+
+Pointing to a block of wood alongside his pallet bed, he desired me to
+be seated, and, after drying the tear of sorrow from his swollen eye, he
+thus proceeded:--
+
+"Often, in those moments when the sweet beams of health were mine, have
+you desired a recital of the events of my past life; but a feeling of
+shame withheld me from the task. Now, when I have nothing to fear but
+death and the dread hereafter, if you will have the patience to hear me,
+I will briefly unfold to you the causes which reduced me from a state of
+affluence, to become a fugitive amid the rugged rocks and the inclement
+skies of a foreign land."
+
+I assented, and he went on with his story.
+
+"My name," said he, "in the more fortunate years of my life, was
+Alphonso; and the city of Venice gave me birth. I was the only child of
+an opulent citizen, and need scarcely inform you that no restraint was
+laid upon my inclinations when a child; and the dawn of manhood beheld
+me plunged amid every intemperance which that luxurious city then
+afforded. Money was plentifully supplied me by my parents to support my
+extravagances; and I sought after happiness among the rounds of pleasure
+and the gay circles of society; but I only met with desires ungratified,
+hopes often frustrated, and wishes never satisfied. I had a friend. He
+was called Theodore. I loved him as dearly as a selfish being like
+myself _could_ love any one. He shared in all my pleasures.
+
+"An amorous, jealous, and revengeful disposition is commonly laid to the
+share of the Italians; and, with sorrow I confess, that formed the
+principal ingredient of my character. I had reached my twentieth year of
+thoughtlessness and folly, when, one night at the opera, a young lady in
+an opposite box attracted my attention; and my eyes were insensibly
+riveted upon the beauteous figure. I need not tell you that she was
+beautiful--she was loveliness itself. I will not trespass on your time
+in describing the new and pleasing sensations that arose in my bosom;
+you have trod the magic paths of pleasure, and bowed to the charms of
+beauty: they are not unknown to you.
+
+"I felt that all my libertine pursuits had only been the shadows of
+pleasure; and from that moment I determined to abandon them, and fix my
+love on her alone. We became acquainted, and I found that she was as
+worthy of the purest love as my fond wishes desired. She was the only
+child of Count Rudolpho; and, for the space of three months, I was a
+constant visiter at her father's palazzo. In due time I pleaded the
+force of my love. But what were the sensations of my soul, when the tear
+started from her eye of beauty, and the dreadful sentence burst upon my
+ear--'I am the bride of Theodore!'
+
+"I burst from her presence with a palpitating heart, and returned
+homewards, agitated by the conflicting passions of despair and revenge.
+I drew my sword from its sheath, and promised the blood of Theodore, of
+the friend of my bosom, to its point. The steel trembled in my grasp as
+the vow fell from my lips, and my heart recoiled at the idea of shedding
+blood; but the still small voice was an unequal match with the baneful
+principles of a corrupted soul."
+
+The recluse stopped, and the loud sobs of sorrow and repentance alone
+burst upon the gloomy silence of the scene. The hectic flush of fever
+played and wantoned across his pallid features, as if it seemed to exult
+in the weakness of mortality, and delight in the loveliness of its own
+soul-loathed ravages. The tears dropped large and plentiful from his
+eyes, and his spirit seemed bended and broken with the racking
+remembrance. I bent over the wasted form of the wretched penitent, and
+while I poured the voice of comfort in his ear, and wiped the tears from
+his eyes, his soul resumed its wonted firmness, and even a smile beamed
+upon his blanched lips, as he grasped my hand, and pressed it to his
+bosom in silence, and with thankfulness.
+
+"Behold!" said he, drawing an old sword from beneath the side of his
+miserable straw pallet--"behold this steel, red-rusted with the blood of
+Theodore, from which the bitter tears of sixty long winters have been
+unable to efface the stain. Pardon the feelings of an infirm old man. My
+soul weeps blood at the remembrance.
+
+"I pitched upon the bridal eve of Theodore for that of his death, and
+the seizure of his bride; and hired the leader of a band of ruffians to
+assist me in the scheme. The fatal night, so big with horror, at last
+arrived. The sun sank sullenly into the shades of the west, and his
+departing gleams glanced redly and angrily upon me. The raven wings of
+early night fell upon Venice; and I stepped into my gondola, with my
+hired followers. We set forward upon our errand. The palazzo of Count
+Albert was soon gained. Busy nature waxed calm and hushed; the artisan
+had retired to the sweets of his lowly but happy cottage; the
+convent-bell had tolled, solemn and slow, the vesper knell; and then
+
+ 'Uprose the yellow moon,'
+
+silvering the rippling waters of the canals, and glancing its beams upon
+the glittering palaces of Venice. It was a lovely night; but my soul ill
+brooked the calm grandeur of the scene.
+
+"By the treachery of a servant, my comrades were admitted into Count
+Rudolpho's grounds, whilst I attended the nuptial rites with the
+well-dissembled face of friendship. Joy was dancing in every eye but
+mine. My hand trembled at times on the hilt of my poniard, and I awaited
+the favourable moment with a degree of impatience bordering on frenzy.
+Many a fair maid was there, tripping amid the joyous throng, whose
+beauty might have warmed the frigid heart of an anchorite; but my eyes
+and mind were upon the dear, dear Violetta: she was lovelier than ever,
+but--she was the spouse of Theodore.
+
+"The garden of the count was remarkably beautiful, and the trees in it
+had been grandly festooned with variegated lamps on the present
+occasion. The night was pleasant and calm, and the youthful couple
+retired from the crowded saloon to the garden for a few minutes, to
+enjoy the freshness of nature. I silently followed, unperceived, till
+they seated themselves in an arbour, whose beauty was unworthy of a
+villain's tread. Then suddenly I presented myself at the entrance; and
+the unsuspicious Theodore rose to embrace me. How shall I give utterance
+to the rest? My friend rose to embrace me; and I drew my poniard, and
+was about to plunge it into his bosom, when Violetta, whose attention
+this action had not escaped, rushed between us, to stay my hand. Horror!
+her heart received the blow I had intended for her husband. She uttered
+a piercing cry, and fell, a bleeding corpse, at my feet.
+
+"The sound attracted the attention of my ruffianly associates, who were
+ready at hand, to carry off the bride, and they hurried to the spot.
+Theodore, at first surprised and terror-stricken, now roused himself to
+energy. With the fury of a maniac, he rushed upon me, and felled me
+senseless to the earth. How long I lay in this situation I know not; but
+when my senses returned, the palazzo was in flames, and the clashing of
+swords and the groans of the wounded sounded horribly in my ears. And
+this was my doing. I had been the means of introducing into Count
+Rudolpho's grounds a band of desperadoes, to whom bloodshed was
+familiar; and I doubted not that they were at their work of blood and
+rapine. I repented of the deed, but it was too late.
+
+"The murdered Violetta lay on the ground at a short distance from me;
+the moonbeams played full upon her ghastly and distorted features; and
+her robes, her bridal robes, were deeply stained with blood. Her pulse
+had long since ceased to beat, and she felt cold to the touch. Resolved
+that no profane hand should consign to the earth her blessed remains, I
+threw the body across my shoulder, and fled with it from the garden. I
+felt not the weight of the burden, for excitement made me 'hardy as the
+Nemean lion's nerve.' I soon reached the canal, leaped into my gondola
+with my precious burden, and, shortly afterwards, gained my father's
+palace. Ere the moon set, I had dug a deep grave in his garden, in which
+I buried her on whom I had doated, bedewing the earth with my tears as I
+proceeded in my work.
+
+"It was at length completed; and, with the morning's dawn, I fled from
+Venice. Despair added wings to my flight, and the land of France
+received me in her fostering arms. I have, since that time, wandered in
+many a clime, to wear away my grief, but in vain. I have fought under
+the banner of your king; and, though my arm was never palsied in the day
+of battle, death has been denied me. I now lie here, aged and forlorn.
+The hand of death is heavy on me, and chilly tremors are creeping over
+my exhausted frame. The just decrees of God have denied me even a friend
+to close my weary eyes; and my dust must mingle with the dust of
+strangers, far, far from the sepulchre of my fathers, and the home of my
+childhood."
+
+After a short pause, the Recluse continued--
+
+"Here, sir," said he, "take this sword--it has been the constant
+companion of my travels--its blade is unsullied by ignoble blood; and
+when you look upon it, after the grave receives the wretched Alphonso,
+it may convey a lesson that volumes could not inculcate."
+
+I received the sword from his hand, which was trembling and cold. He
+turned his face from me; and before I had time to speak, a deep groan
+announced his departure to the mansions of another world. I called the
+inmates of the adjoining cottage, who took charge of the body; and I
+left the spot with a feeling which words cannot express, but which will
+be understood by those who look with the eye of pity upon the errors of
+a fellow-mortal.
+
+
+
+
+ELLEN ARUNDEL.
+
+
+Ellen Arundel was the only daughter of an officer in the British
+service, who, with his sword for his patrimony, had entered early into
+the profession of arms as the means of maintenance; and he had,
+accordingly, pursued it with that enthusiastic spirit of honour which is
+dictated by the considerations of family pride, the hope of fame, the
+dread of disgrace, and the most ardent love of glory.
+
+The utmost height, however, to which he had risen, when he committed the
+folly of matrimony, by uniting his destiny to that of the portionless
+daughter of a venerable, respectable, unbeneficed clergyman, was that of
+a lieutenant in a foot regiment. By dint of careful management on the
+part of his wife, they contrived to live happily together, nor did the
+increase of their family--for Ellen made her appearance within the first
+year after their marriage--add to their difficulties.
+
+In the care and superintendence of their darling daughter, did their
+years roll on in humble content. If they heaved a sigh, it was for their
+Ellen's future welfare; if they breathed a wish, it was to see her
+placed in a situation which might guard her against the attacks of
+poverty, and the designs of iniquity. From the former, they were aware,
+beauty and accomplishments would prove no shield; and they trembled when
+they reflected that they might prove the most powerful incitement to the
+latter. The sweets of life are not to be enjoyed without its
+accompanying embitterments. The regiment in which Mr Arundel served
+received orders to embark for America, in transports already prepared
+for the reception of the British forces. On the communication of this
+intelligence, so subversive of their little plans of economy and
+felicity, Mrs Arundel earnestly entreated that she and Ellen might be
+the companions of his voyage. For awhile Mr Arundel would not consent to
+this, from a fear of incurring expense which they were unable to
+support; but all the difficulties which the narrowness of their finances
+suggested were obviated by a thousand little arrangements, the ingenious
+devices of love; and the command of a company, which was conferred upon
+him before the embarkation, relieved them from their anxiety.
+
+Few events happened, either during their voyage, or on their arrival at
+Boston, except that the assiduities of a young officer of another
+regiment, who accompanied them in the transport, seemed to have made
+some impression on the heart of Ellen Arundel. She listened to his tales
+of love, with the full sanction of her parents, and sighed out the
+confession that his passion was returned. Mr Meredith was formed on the
+model which Captain Arundel had, in idea, fixed on for the husband of
+his Ellen. To the qualifications of a soldier, he added those which most
+highly adorn private life; nor was his income limited, for he was the
+only son of a gentleman of fortune. But both Captain Arundel and Mr
+Meredith were too regardful of decency and propriety to hasten an event
+of so much importance, till the father of the young gentleman had been
+made acquainted with the attachment; and letters from Captain Arundel
+and the lover were, accordingly, prepared, for the purpose of being
+despatched to Europe by the first ship that should sail.
+
+But alas! these precautions were soon rendered unnecessary, by events
+which dissolved the bonds of affection. On that day when the attack of
+Bunker's Hill occasioned a carnage which thinned the British ranks,
+Captain Arundel and Mr Meredith stood foremost in the bloody contest.
+Accident had placed them in the same brigade: they fought and fell
+together. The body of the young officer was carried off by the
+Americans; and the mortally-wounded captain conveyed to the habitation
+of his wretched wife and daughter, where, shortly afterwards, he
+expired.
+
+The keen and piercing anguish felt by Ellen and her mother, in
+consequence of this sorrowful event, had changed to silent and corroding
+melancholy, when they embarked for their native land, after having
+received every attention which the governor and garrison could offer as
+a tribute to the memory of the deceased. On their arrival in Britain, a
+pension was granted to Mrs Arundel, which, in the event of her death,
+was to be continued to her daughter; and with this they retired to a
+small village northward of the Scottish metropolis, where a maiden
+sister of Captain Arundel, who was remarkably fond of Ellen, resided.
+
+But, as no retirement will conceal the charms of beauty, nor any circle,
+however confined, prevent the fame of accomplishments from spreading
+beyond its limit, Mr Newton, a widower of independent fortune, not much
+past the prime of life, having been told of Ellen, resolved to visit the
+Arundels. An opportunity soon presented itself. The house which the
+ladies inhabited was advertised for sale; and, under pretence of an
+intention to purchase, he wrote Mrs Arundel, desiring to know when it
+would be convenient for him to call; to which Mrs Arundel returned a
+polite answer, naming an early day.
+
+Mr Newton went; and, after he had viewed the house and gardens with the
+air of an intending purchaser, Mrs Arundel, desirous of cultivating the
+acquaintance of so distinguished a neighbour, asked him to stay tea;
+which being unhesitatingly accepted, he was introduced to the fair, the
+amiable, the still mourning Ellen. Prepared by the universal voice to
+admire, love was the immediate consequence of a visit, which he
+requested leave to repeat, in terms with which civility could not refuse
+to comply; and a few weeks confirmed Mr Newton the ardent and the
+professed lover of Ellen. But her heart was still engaged; nor could she
+abandon even a hopeless passion. The character, the fortune, the
+unobjectionable person of Mr Newton, were urged to her, by her only
+friends, with such energy, but mildness, of persuasion, that, enforced
+by the declarations of her admirer, she was prevailed upon to promise
+him her hand, though not her heart; and a day was named for the
+celebration of their nuptials.
+
+The necessary preparations now engaged the attention of Mr Newton and
+the two matron ladies; whilst Ellen passively yielded to the assiduities
+of her friends, and suffered the adornments of her person, and the
+intended provisions of settlement to be adjusted, without once
+interfering.
+
+A few mornings before the appointed day, as Ellen was seated at
+breakfast with her mother and aunt, a note was put into her hands. She
+saw at a glance that it was from Mr Newton; and she immediately handed
+it across the table to Mrs Arundel, who read:--
+
+"MADAM,--That your heart is not at all interested in the intended event,
+you have, with candour, frequently acknowledged to me. You will not,
+therefore, even wish to receive an apology for my releasing you from an
+unsuitable engagement.
+
+"My long-lost son--my son whom I had for years resigned to Heaven--is
+restored to me; and Providence, which has bestowed on me this consummate
+happiness, will not permit me to add to it a wish which concerns myself.
+He is young; he is amiable; and more worthy of your regard than I am. It
+is my sincere wish that he should become your husband. I shall,
+therefore, take an early opportunity of introducing him to you.
+
+"My real name is _not_ what you have hitherto considered it to be. I
+changed it when, on the supposed death of my son, I retired from my
+usual place of residence to a distant part of the kingdom, to avoid the
+importunities of some worthless relations; but, until I have the honour
+of disclosing to you in person my real name, I beg to subscribe myself,
+Madam, yours very truly,
+
+"J. B. NEWTON.
+
+"_To Miss Ellen Arundel._"
+
+When this most extraordinary epistle was read, Ellen turned deadly pale,
+and would certainly have fallen to the ground, had not a young man
+entered through the window which opened out on the lawn, and caught her
+in his arms. He was followed by Mr Newton.
+
+"Ellen," exclaimed the latter, "behold my son!"
+
+The sorrowing girl cast her eyes upon the form of him who held her.
+
+"Meredith!" she cried, and threw herself, weeping, upon his shoulder.
+Her tears were tears of joy. Little more remains to tell. Ellen Arundel
+gave her hand to the son on the very day which had been appointed for
+her nuptials with the father.
+
+
+
+
+CHATELARD.
+
+
+Some time after the unfortunate Queen Mary had established her court at
+Holyrood, on her return from France, to ascend the throne of her
+ancestors, a stranger arrived at a certain tavern or hostelry, kept by
+one Goodal, at the foot of the Canongate of Edinburgh. The former had
+last come from Leith, where he had been landed from a French vessel some
+two or three hours previously. He was a young man, probably about three
+or four and twenty, tall and handsome in person, of a singularly
+pleasing countenance, and of mild and exceedingly gentleman-like
+demeanour. His lofty forehead and expressive eye bespoke the presence of
+genius, or, at least, of an intellect of a very high order; while his
+general manners indicated a refined and cultivated mind. There was
+marked, however, on the brow of the interesting stranger very palpable
+traces of saddening thoughts--his whole countenance, indeed, exhibiting
+the characteristics of a deep and rooted melancholy; but it was of a
+gentle kind, and bore no likeness to the stern gloominess of
+disappointed ambition. His sadness was evidently a sadness of the
+heart--the result of some grievous pressure on its best and tenderest
+feelings and affections.
+
+After having partaken of some refreshment, the stranger desired a small
+measure of wine to be brought him. This order was executed by mine host
+in person; and, indeed, from what afterwards followed, it seemed to have
+been given with an express view to that result; for, on the landlord's
+placing the wine before his guest, the latter requested him, with great
+politeness of manner, to sit down and share it with him; saying that he
+wanted a little information on two or three particular points. Mine
+host, seating himself as desired, expressed his readiness to afford him
+any information of which he himself was possessed. Having thanked the
+former for his civility, and pressed him, not in vain, to taste of his
+own wine, the stranger said--
+
+"Is the queen, my friend, just now at Holyrood?"
+
+He was answered in the affirmative. The querist paused, sighed, and next
+inquired if she walked much abroad--what were the hours she devoted to
+that recreation--whether she was accompanied by many attendants on these
+occasions--and whether her ordinary promenade was a place easy of
+access. Having been informed on all these points, he again relapsed into
+thought, and again sighed profoundly. After a short time, however, he
+once more recovered himself, and suddenly exclaimed, but more by way of
+soliloquy than inquiry--
+
+"Is she not beautiful--transcendently beautiful?"
+
+Mine host, who was not a little surprised by the abruptness of the
+question, and the enthusiasm of manner in which it was expressed,
+replied, that she surely was "Just as bonny a creature as he had ever
+clapt ee on--a plump, sonsy, nice-lookin lass."
+
+A slight expression of disgust, or rather of horror, at the homely terms
+employed by mine host in speaking of the beauty of the queen, passed
+over the countenance of his guest. It was, however, but momentary, and
+was not observed, or at any rate not understood, by him whose language
+had called it forth.
+
+"Ay, beautiful is she," went on the enthusiastic stranger, leaning back
+in his chair, and gazing on the roof, in a fit of ecstasy, and in
+seeming unconsciousness of the presence of a third party--"beautiful is
+she to look upon, as is the rising sun emerging from the purpled east;
+beautiful as his setting amidst the burnished clouds of the west; lovely
+as the full moon hanging midway in her field of azure; grateful to the
+sight as the green fields of spring, or the flowers of the garden; and
+pleasant to the ear are the tones of her voice, as the song of the
+nightingale in the grove, or the sound of the distant waterfall."
+
+Here the speaker paused in his rhapsody, continued silent for some
+moments, then suddenly returning, as it were, to a sense of the
+circumstances in which he was placed, he brought his hands over his
+forehead and eyes, as one recovering from an agony of painful and
+melancholy thoughts. Surprised by this extraordinary conduct of his
+guest, the landlord of the house began to conceive that he had got into
+the company of a madman; yet he marvelled much what description of
+madness it could be, since it was made evident only when the queen was
+spoken of--the stranger speaking on all other subjects rationally and
+composedly.
+
+"She walks not much abroad, you say, my friend?" said the latter,
+resuming the conversation which he had broken off to give utterance to
+the rhapsody which has just been quoted.
+
+"Very seldom, sir," replied mine host; "for ye see she doesna fin hersel
+quite at hame yet amang us; but she'll come to by and by, I've nae
+doot."
+
+"And she is not easy of access, you say--no chance of one being able to
+throw himself in her way?"
+
+"Unco little, I should think," replied mine host, "unless she could be
+fa'n in wi' gaun to the chapel to mass; for she still abides by thae
+abominations, for a' John Knox can say till her."
+
+A flush of resentment and indignation crossed the pale countenance of
+the stranger at the last expressions of the innkeeper, and he threw a
+glance at him strongly expressive of these feelings, but suddenly
+checked himself, paused for a moment, and then resumed his queries in
+the calm and gentle tones which seemed natural to him--
+
+"How likes she the country, know ye?
+
+"Indeed, I canna weel say," replied mine host; "but I rather doot, frae
+what I hear, she's no athegither reconciled till't yet. She thinks, I
+daursay, we're rather a roughspun set o' folk--a wee thing coorse i' the
+grain or sae."
+
+"Ay, that ye are, that ye are," said the stranger, with more candour
+than courtesy, again throwing himself back in his chair, and again
+beginning to rhapsodise as before. "She is among ye--the beautiful, the
+gentle, the accomplished, the refined--as a fawn amongst a herd of
+bears. She is in your wild and savage land, like a lovely and tender
+flower growing in the cleft of a rock--a sweet and gentle thing,
+blooming alone in the midst of rudeness and barrenness. Oh, uncongenial
+soil! Oh, discordant association! Dearest, cruellest, loveliest of thy
+sex!"
+
+If mine host was amazed at the first outpouring of his guest's excited
+mind, it will readily be believed that it was not lessened by this
+second ebullition of fervour and passion. He, in truth, now became
+convinced that he was distracted; and, under this impression, felt a
+strong desire to be quit of him as soon as possible. With this view, he
+took an early opportunity of stealing unobserved out of the apartment--a
+feat which he found no difficulty in performing, as his guest seemed
+ultimately so wholly wrapped up in his own thoughts, as to be quite
+unconscious of what was either said or done in his presence. Soon after
+mine host had retired, the stranger ordered paper, pen, and ink to be
+brought him. They were placed upon his table, he himself the while
+walking up and down the apartment with measured stride and downcast
+look, as if again lost in profound and perplexing thought; and at
+intervals the sound of his footsteps, thus traversing his chamber, was
+heard throughout the whole of the night. The stranger had slept none; he
+had not even retired to seek repose; but those periods during the
+night--and they were of considerable length--in which all was silent in
+his apartment, were employed in writing; and when morning came, the
+result of his labours was exhibited in a letter, curiously, or rather
+fancifully, folded, tied with a green silk thread, and highly perfumed.
+This letter was addressed on the back, "To the Most Illustrious
+Princess, Mary, Queen of Scotland."
+
+Having brought the proceedings of the stranger to this point, we will
+shift the scene to the sitting apartment of the queen in Holyrood. Here,
+surrounded with her maids, the young and lovely princess was, at the
+moment of which we speak, engaged in working embroidery, and laughing
+and chatting with her attendants, amongst whom were two or three young
+French ladies, who had accompanied her from France. The queen and her
+maids were thus employed, then, when the gentleman-usher, who stood at
+the door of the apartment, entered, and, with a low obeisance, presented
+a letter to the queen. It was the same as that addressed to her by the
+stranger, and above referred to. The queen took the letter, with a
+gracious smile, from the person presenting it, and, contemplating it for
+a moment, before she opened it, with a look of pleased surprise--
+
+"This, sure," she said, "is from none of our Scottish subjects: the fold
+is French." And she sighed. "It has the cut and fashion of the _billet
+doux_ of St Germains; and," she added, laughing, "the precise flavour,
+too, I declare. But I should know this handwriting," she went on; "I
+have seen it before. This, however, will solve the mystery." And she
+tore the letter open, and was instantly employed in reading it, blushing
+and smiling by turns, as she proceeded with the perusal. When she had
+done, "Maria," she said, raising her eyes from the paper, and addressing
+one of her French ladies, "who, think you, is this letter from?"
+
+"I cannot guess, madam," replied the young lady appealed to.
+
+"Do try," rejoined Mary.
+
+"Nay, indeed, I cannot," said the former, now pausing in her work, and
+looking laughingly at her mistress. "Perhaps from the Count Desmartine,
+or from Dufour, or Dubois."
+
+"No, no, no," replied the queen, laughing; "neither of these, Maria; but
+I will have compassion on your curiosity, and tell you. Would you
+believe it?--it is from Chatelard, the poet."
+
+"Chatelard!" repeated the maiden, in amazement. "What in all the earth
+can have brought him here?"
+
+"Nay, I know not," said the queen, blushing, for she guessed, or rather
+feared, the cause. "But read, and judge for yourself," she added,
+handing her attendant the letter, which contained a very beautiful
+laudatory poem, full of passion and feeling, addressed to herself, and
+which the writer concluded by requesting that he might be permitted to
+form part of her court; declaring that it would be joy inexpressible to
+him to be near her person--he cared not in how mean a capacity. The
+having opportunities of seeing and serving her, he said, would reconcile
+him to any degradation of rank--to any loss, save that of honour.
+
+"In truth, very pretty verses," said the lady-in-waiting, returning the
+poem to the queen; "but, methinks, somewhat over-bold."
+
+"Why, I do think so too, Maria," replied Mary. "Chatelard rather forgets
+himself; but poets, you know, have a license, and I cannot be harsh to
+the poor young man. It would be cruel, ungenerous, and unworthy of me."
+
+"But what say you, madam, to his request to be attached to your court?"
+
+"Really, as to that, I know not well what to say, indeed," rejoined the
+queen. "Chatelard, you know, Maria, is a gentleman, both by birth and
+education. He is accomplished in a very high degree, and of a graceful
+person and pleasing manners, and would thus do no discredit to our
+court; but, I fear me, he might be guilty of some indiscretions--for he
+is a child of passion as well as song--that might lead himself into
+danger, and bring some blame on me. Still, I cannot think of rejecting
+altogether his humble suit, so prettily preferred; and, if he would
+promise to conduct himself with becoming gravity and reserve in all
+matters, and at all times, I should have no objection that he was
+attached to our court. I will, at all events, make trial of him for a
+short space."
+
+Having said this, the queen, now addressing the ladies present
+generally, went on--
+
+"Ladies, I will shortly introduce to you a new gallant; but I pray ye
+take care of your hearts; for he is, I warrant ye, one especially given
+to purloining these little commodities. He is handsome, accomplished,
+and a poet; so mind ye, ladies, I have warned you--be on your guard.
+Kerr," she now called out to a page in waiting, "go to the hostelry
+whence this letter came, and say to the gentleman by whom it has been
+sent, that we desire to see him forthwith. Let him accompany you, Kerr."
+
+The page instantly departed; and we will avail ourselves of his short
+absence on this mission, to say briefly who Chatelard was--what was his
+object in coming to the Scottish court--and of what nature were the
+fears which the queen expressed regarding him.
+
+Chatelard, then, was a young French gentleman of rank, of rare
+accomplishments, and a poet of very considerable excellence. His seeking
+to attach himself to Mary's court, was the result of a violent and
+unhappy attachment to her person; and her fears for him, proceeding from
+a suspicion of this attachment, were, that he would commit himself by
+some rash expression of his feelings. She was displeased with his
+presumptuous love, yet found she could not, as a woman, but look on it
+with pity and compassion and hence her disposition to treat with
+kindness and affability its unhappy victim. Prudence, indeed, would
+certainly have dictated another course than what Mary pursued with
+Chatelard, in thus admitting him to her presence; but Mary's error here
+was an error of the heart, and more to be regretted than blamed.
+
+In a short while after the messenger had been despatched with the
+invitation to Chatelard, the door of the queen's apartment was thrown
+wide open, and that person entered. His bow to the queen was exceedingly
+graceful; and not less so, though measured with scrupulous exactness in
+their expression of deference, were those he directed to her ladies.
+Chatelard's countenance was at this instant suffused with a blush, and
+it was evident he was under the excitement of highly-agitated feelings;
+but he lost not, for a moment, nor in the slightest degree, his presence
+of mind; neither did these feelings prevent him conducting himself at
+this interview with the most perfect propriety.
+
+"Chatelard," said the queen, after the ceremonies of a first salutation
+were over, "I perceive you have lost none of your cunning in the gentle
+craft. These were really pretty lines you sent me--choice in expression,
+and melodiously arranged. I assure thee it is a very happy piece."
+
+"How could it be otherwise, madam," replied Chatelard, bowing low, "with
+such a subject?"
+
+"Nay, nay," said Mary, laughing and blushing at the same time, "I am no
+subject, Chatelard, but an anointed queen. Thou canst not make a subject
+of me."
+
+Chatelard now in turn blushed, and said, smiling, "Your wit, madam, has
+thrown me out; but, avoiding this play on words, my position is good,
+undeniable. All men acknowledge it."
+
+"Go to--go to, Chatelard--thou wert ever a flatterer. But 'tis a poet's
+trade. Thou art a dangerous flatterer, however; for thou dost praise so
+prettily that one cannot suspect thy sincerity, nor be angry with thee,
+even when thou deservest that they should. But enough of this in the
+meantime. Thou mayst now retire; and I think the sooner the better, for
+the safety of these fair maidens' hearts, and your own peace of mind,
+which a longer stay might endanger. Our chamberlain will provide thee
+with suitable apartments, and see to thy wants. Mark," she added,
+laughingly, "we retain thee in our service in the capacity of our
+poet--of court poet--a high and honourable appointment; and thy reward
+shall be the smiles and approbation of these fair ladies--the beauty of
+all and each of whom I expect thou wilt forthwith embalm in immortal
+verse."
+
+Chatelard, bowing, was now about to retire, when the queen, again
+addressing him, said, "We will send for thee again in the afternoon, to
+bear us company for awhile, when thou wilt please bring with thee some
+of thy newest and choicest madrigals."
+
+Expressing a deep sense of the honour proposed to be conferred on him,
+of the queen's kind condescension, and avowing his devotedness to her
+service, Chatelard withdrew, and was provided with the promised
+apartments by the express orders of Mary herself. To these apartments we
+shall follow the enthusiastic but audacious lover. On being left alone,
+Chatelard again fell into one of those reveries which we have already
+described, and again launched into that strain of extravagant adulation
+which, on another occasion, we represented him as indulging in. Again he
+compared Mary, in his incoherent ravings, to everything that is
+beautiful in earth, sea, and sky; but comparing her to these only that
+he might assert how far she surpassed them. There were mingled, too,
+with his eulogiums, on this occasion, expressions of that imprudent
+passion which subsequently at once urged him to commit the most daring
+offences, and blinded him to their consequences. Poor Chatelard's
+ravings, in the instance of which we are just speaking, were
+unconsciously uttered; but they were unfortunately loud enough to arrest
+the attention of the domestics, who were passing to and fro in the lobby
+into which the door of his apartment opened. These, attracted by his
+rapturous exclamations, listened, from time to time, at his door, and
+were highly amused with the rhapsodies of the imprudent poet. The
+latter, becoming more and more vehement, and, in proportion, more
+entertaining, the domestics finally gathered in a cluster around the
+door, to the number of six or eight, and, with suppressed laughter,
+overheard all that the excited and unguarded inmate chose to utter.
+That, however, was so incoherent, or at least of so high-flown a
+character, that the listeners could make nothing of it; and, as they
+could not, they immediately concluded it to be nonsense, and the speaker
+a madman. But there came one to the spot, at this unfortunate moment,
+who, with sharper intellect and more apt comprehension, at once
+discovered the meaning that lurked under the florid language of the
+poet's ill-timed soliloquies.
+
+While the servants were crowded around the door of Chatelard's
+apartment, too intent on their amusement to notice the approach of any
+one, another party, we say, had advanced to within a few paces of where
+they stood. Here, with his arms folded across his breast, he had
+remained observed for several seconds, gazing with a look of surprise
+and displeasure on the merry group assembled around the poet's door. He
+was, however, at length discovered, when the knot of listeners instantly
+broke up in the greatest hurry and alarm.
+
+"How now," exclaimed the unexpected intruder--a person of about thirty
+years of age, of rather slender form, of cold and haughty demeanour, and
+austere countenance--"How now?" he exclaimed, in a voice whose tones
+were naturally severe--"what means this idling?--what do ye all here,
+knaves, in place of attending to your duties?"
+
+Instead of answering this question, the terrified domestics were now
+endeavouring to make off in all directions; but the querist's curiosity,
+or perhaps suspicion, having been excited by what he had seen, he
+instantly arrested their progress, by calling on them, in a voice of
+increased severity and vehemence, to stop.
+
+"Come hither, Johnstone," he exclaimed, addressing one of the
+fugitives--"I must know what you have been all about." And, without
+waiting for an answer, "Who occupies this apartment?" he inquired,
+pointing to that in which was Chatelard.
+
+"And please ye, my lord," replied Johnstone, bowing with the most
+profound respect--"ane that we think's no very wise. He's been bletherin
+awa there to himsel, saving yer honour's presence, like a bubbly-jock,
+for this half-hour back, and we can neither mak tap, tail, nor mane o'
+what he's sayin."
+
+"What! a madman, Johnstone?" said the Earl of Murray, the queen's
+half-brother, for it was no less a personage; then hurriedly added, "Who
+is he?--what is he?--where is he from?--when came he hither?"
+
+The man answered categorically--
+
+"I dinna ken, my lord, wha he is; but, frae the thinness o' his chafts,
+I tak him to be ane o' your French laun-loupers. He cam to the palace
+about twa hours syne."
+
+The earl's curiosity was now still further excited, and, without saying
+a word more, he drew near to the door of Chatelard's apartment, and
+became also an auditor of the poor poet's unguarded language; but not
+such as it was in the case of the listeners who had preceded him; to him
+that language was perfectly intelligible--at least to the extent of
+informing him of Chatelard's ambitious love. To Murray this was a secret
+worth knowing; and, in the hope that he might discover this attachment
+to be reciprocal, and thus acquire an additional influence over the
+queen, his sister, at the expense of her reputation, he considered it a
+singularly fortunate incident. Perhaps he expected that it would do even
+more for him than this: that it would eventually help him to the
+accomplishment of certain daring views towards the crown itself, of
+which he was not unsuspected. Whether, however, he was able to trace, in
+distinct and definite lines, any consequences favourable to himself from
+the fact which had just come to his knowledge, it is certain he was
+pleased with the discovery, and considered it as an important
+acquisition. That he viewed it in this light, indeed, was evident even
+by his countenance, cautiously guarded as its expressions ever were.
+
+On being satisfied of the fact of Chatelard's attachment to the queen,
+he withdrew from the door with a look and brief expression of
+satisfaction, and went directly in quest of the chamberlain. On finding
+whom--
+
+"So, Mr Chamberlain," he said, "we have got, I find, another animal
+added to our herd of fawning, drivelling courtiers. Pray, who or what is
+he, this person who has taken up his quarters in the northern gallery,
+and by whose authority has he been installed there?"
+
+"By the queen's, my lord," replied the chamberlain. "I have had express
+and direct orders from the queen herself, to provide the gentleman with
+apartments in the palace, and to see to his suitable entertainment."
+
+"Ah, indeed," said the earl, biting his lip, and musing for a moment.
+"By her own express orders!" he repeated. "It is very well." Then, after
+a pause--"Know ye this favoured person's name, Mr Chamberlain?"
+
+"Chatelard," replied the latter.
+
+"Chatelard! Chatelard!" repeated the earl, mechanically, and again
+musing; "why, I think I have heard of that gallant before. He is one of
+those triflers called poets, me-thinks--a versifier, a scribbler of
+jingling rhymes. Is it not so?"
+
+"I have heard the queen say so, my lord," replied the chamberlain. "She
+has spoken of him in my hearing as a poet."
+
+"Ah! the same, the same," said the earl; "but how obtained he access to
+the queen, know ye?"
+
+"Through his own direct application, my lord. He addressed a poetical
+epistle to her majesty, I understand, from Goodal's hostelry, where he
+had taken up his quarters in the first place, requesting permission to
+wait upon her."
+
+"And it was granted?" interrupted the earl.
+
+"It was, my lord; and he has already had an audience."
+
+"Ah! so!" said the earl, without yet betraying, or having, during any
+part of this conversation, betrayed, the slightest emotion or symptom of
+the deep interest he took in the communications which were being made to
+him. "Know ye," he went on, "if that favour is to be soon again
+conferred on him? When will he again be admitted to the presence?"
+
+"That, my lord, rests on the queen's pleasure; but I hear say that he is
+to attend her again this evening in her sitting apartment."
+
+"So, so," said the earl, nodding his head, as he uttered the words. And,
+turning on his heel, he walked away without further remark.
+
+From the officer with whom he had just been speaking, the Earl of Murray
+carefully concealed the motives which had prompted his inquiries, but
+determined, henceforth, to watch with the utmost vigilance the
+proceedings of the queen and Chatelard, until some circumstance should
+occur that might put them both fairly within his power. Unaware of the
+dangerous surveillance under which he was already placed, it was with a
+delight which only he himself perhaps could feel, that Chatelard
+received, in the evening, the promised invitation from the queen to
+attend her and her ladies in their sitting chamber. The invitation was
+conveyed in some playful verses--an art in which Mary excelled--written
+on embossed paper. The enthusiastic poet read the delightful lines a
+thousand times over, dwelt with rapture on each word and phrase, and
+finally kissed the precious document with all the eagerness and fervour
+of a highly-excited and uncontrollable passion. Having indulged in these
+tender sensibilities for some time, Chatelard at length folded up the
+unconscious object of his adoration, thrust it into his bosom, took up a
+small _portfeuille_, covered with red morocco leather, gilt, and
+embossed, the depository of his poetical effusions, and hurried to the
+apartment of the queen, where he was speedily set to the task of reading
+his compositions, for the entertainment of the assembled fair ones; and
+it is certain that on more than one of them the tender and impassioned
+manner of the bard, as he recited his really beautiful verses, added to
+his highly prepossessing appearance and graceful delivery, made an
+impression by no means favourable to their night's repose. It would,
+however, perhaps be more tedious than interesting to the reader, were we
+to detail all that passed on the night in question in the queen's
+apartment; to record all the witty and pleasant things that were said
+and done by the queen, her ladies, and her poet. Be it enough to say,
+that the latter retired at a pretty late hour; his imprudent passion, we
+cannot say increased--for of increase it would not admit--but
+strengthened in its wild and ambitious hopes.
+
+From that fatal night, poor Chatelard firmly believed that his love was
+returned--that he had inspired in the bosom of Mary a passion as ardent
+as his own. Into this unhappy error the poet's own heated and disturbed
+imagination had betrayed him, by representing in the light of special
+marks of favour, occurrences that were merely the emanations of a kind
+and gentle nature--thus fatally misled by a passion which, if notorious
+for occasioning groundless fears, is no less so for inspiring unfounded
+hopes. Such, at any rate, was its effect in the case of Chatelard on the
+night in question. On gaining his own chamber, he flung himself into a
+chair, and spent nearly the whole of the remainder of the night in the
+indulgence of the wildest and most extravagant dreams of future bliss;
+for, in the blindness of his passion and tumult of his hopes, he saw no
+dangers, and feared no difficulties.
+
+From this time forward, Chatelard's conduct to the queen became so
+marked and unguarded in various particulars, as to excite her alarm, and
+even to draw down upon the offender some occasional rebukes, although
+these were at first sufficiently gentle and remote. Nor did the
+imprudences of the infatuated poet escape the cold, keen eye of Murray.
+He saw them, and noted them; but took care to wear the semblance of
+unconsciousness. It was not his business to interrupt, by hinting
+suspicions, the progress of an affair which he hoped would, on some
+occasion or other, lead to consequences that he might turn to account.
+Feeling this, it was not for him to help Chatelard and the queen to
+elude his vigilance, and defeat his views, by discovering what he
+observed, and thus putting them on their guard. This was not his
+business; but it was his business to lie concealed, and to spring out on
+his quarry the instant that its position invited to the effort. Coldly
+and sternly, therefore, he watched the motions of Chatelard and his
+sister; but was little satisfied to perceive nothing in the conduct of
+the latter regarding the former which at all spoke of the feelings he
+secretly desired to find. As it was impossible, however, for the earl
+personally to watch all the movements of Chatelard, he looked around him
+for some individual of the queen's household whom he might bribe to
+perform the duties of a spy; and such a one he found amongst the
+attendants whom Mary had brought with her from France, of which country
+he was also a native. The name of this ungrateful and despicable wretch,
+who undertook to betray a kind and generous mistress, whenever he should
+discover anything in her conduct to betray, was Choisseul--a man of
+pleasing manners and address, but of low and vicious habits. Without any
+certain knowledge of his character, or any previous information
+regarding him, the Earl of Murray's singular tact and penetration at
+once singled him out as a likely person for his purposes. On this
+presumption, he sent for him, and, cautiously and gradually opening him
+up, found that he had judged correctly of his man.
+
+"Choisseul," he said, on that person being ushered into his presence, "I
+have good reason to think that you are one in whom I may put trust; and,
+in this assurance, I have selected you for an especial mark of my
+confidence. Do you know anything of this Chatelard, who has lately come
+to court?"
+
+"I do, my lor'. He is countryman of my own."
+
+"So I understand. Well, then, I'll tell you what it is, Choisseul: I
+believe the fellow has come here for no good--I believe, in short, that
+he has designs upon the queen. Now, my good fellow, will you undertake
+to ascertain this for me? Will you watch their proceedings, watch them
+narrowly, and give me instant information of anything suspicious that
+may come to your knowledge--and ye shall not miss of your reward?" added
+the earl, now opening a little desk which stood before him, and taking
+from it a well-filled purse.
+
+Choisseul, with many bows and grimaces, readily undertook to play the
+knave, and, with still more, took the price of his knavery, the purse
+already alluded to, which the earl now handed him.
+
+"Now, Choisseul," said Murray, just before dismissing the miscreant, "I
+may depend on you?"
+
+"Mine honneur," replied the Frenchman, placing his hand on his breast,
+with a theatrical air, and bowing to the ground as he pronounced the
+words--"Je suis votre serviteur till die."
+
+"Enough," said the earl, waving his hand as a signal to him to retire;
+"be vigilant and prompt in communicating with me when you have anything
+of consequence to say."
+
+Choisseul again bowed low, and left the apartment. In the meantime, the
+gallant, accomplished, but imprudent Chatelard, hurried blindly along by
+the impetuosity of his passion, and altogether unsettled by the
+intoxicating belief that his love was returned--a belief which had now
+taken so fast a hold of his understanding that nothing could loosen
+it--proceeded from one impropriety to another, till he at length
+committed one which all but brought matters to a crisis; and this was
+avoided only by its having escaped the vigilance of Choisseul, and
+having been compassionately concealed by the queen herself.
+
+On retiring one night, early in February, 1563, to her sleeping
+apartment, Mary and her attendants were suddenly alarmed by an
+extraordinary movement in a small closet or wardrobe, in which was kept
+the clothes the queen was in the habit of daily using. The maids would
+have screamed out and fled from the apartment, but were checked in both
+these feminine resorts by observing the calm and collected manner of
+their mistress, in which there was not the slightest appearance of
+perturbation.
+
+"Ladies, ladies," she exclaimed, laughingly, as her attendants were
+about to rush out of the room, "what a pretty pair of heroines ye are!
+Shame, shame! ye surely would not leave your mistress alone, in the
+midst of such a perilous adventure as this. Come hither," she added, at
+the same time stepping towards her toilet, and taking up a small silver
+lamp that burned on it, "and let us see who this intruder is--whether
+ghost or gallant."
+
+Saying this--her maids having returned, reassured by her
+intrepidity--she proceeded, with steady step, towards the suspected
+closet, seized the door by the handle, flung it boldly open, and
+discovered, to the astonished eyes of her attendants, and to her own
+inexpressible amazement, the poet Chatelard, armed with sword and
+dagger. For some seconds the queen uttered not a syllable; but a flush
+of indignation and of insulted pride suffused her exquisitely lovely
+countenance.
+
+"Chatelard," she at length said, in a tone of calm severity, and with a
+dignity of manner becoming her high state and lineage, "come forth and
+answer for this daring and atrocious conduct, this unheard-of insolence
+and presumption." Chatelard obeyed, and was about to throw himself at
+her feet, when she sternly forbade him.
+
+"I want no apologies, presumptuous man," she said--"no craving of
+forgiveness. I want explanation of this infamous proceeding, and that I
+demand of you in the presence of my attendants here. Know ye not, sir,"
+she went on, "that your head is forfeited by this offence, and that I
+have but to give the word, and the forfeit will be exacted?"
+
+"I know it, I know it," exclaimed Chatelard, persisting in throwing
+himself on his knees; "but the threat has no terrors for me. It is your
+displeasure alone--fairest, brightest of God's creatures--that I fear.
+It is----"
+
+"Peace, Chatelard," interrupted Mary, peremptorily. "What mean ye by
+this language, sir? Would ye cut yourself off from all hope of pardon,
+by adding offence upon offence? Rise, sir, and leave this apartment
+instantly, I command you; I will now hear neither explanation nor
+apology."
+
+"Then, will you forgive me?" said Chatelard; "will you forgive a
+presumption of which----"
+
+"I will hear no more, sir," again interrupted the queen, indignantly.
+"Begone, sir! Remain another instant, and I give the alarm. Your life
+depends on your obedience." And Mary placed her hand on a small silver
+bell, from which had she drawn the slightest sound, the poet's doom was
+sealed, and she would have rung his funeral knell.
+
+Chatelard now slowly rose from his knees, folded his arms across his
+breast, and with downcast look, but without uttering another word,
+strode out of the apartment. When he had gone, the queen, no longer
+supported by the excitement occasioned by the presence of the intruder,
+flung herself into a chair, greatly agitated and deadly pale. Here she
+sat in silence for several minutes, evidently employed in endeavouring
+to obtain a view of the late singular occurrence in all its bearings,
+and in determining on the course which she herself ought to pursue
+regarding it.
+
+Having seemingly satisfied herself on these points--
+
+"Ladies," she at length said--these ladies were two of her Maries, Mary
+Livingstone and Mary Fleeming--"this is a most extraordinary
+circumstance. Rash, thoughtless, presumptuous man, how could he have
+been so utterly lost to every sense of propriety and of his own peril,
+as to think of an act of such daring insolence?"
+
+"Poor man, I pity him," here simply, but naturally enough, perhaps,
+interrupted Mary Fleeming. "Doubtless, madam, you will report the matter
+instantly to the earl?"
+
+"Nay, Mary, I know not if I will, after all," replied the queen. "I
+perhaps ought to do so; but methinks it would be hardly creditable to
+me, as a woman, to bring this poor thoughtless young man to the
+scaffold, whither, you know, my stern brother would have him instantly
+dragged, if he knew of his offence; and besides, ladies," went on the
+queen, in whose gentle bosom the kindly feelings of her nature had now
+completely triumphed over those of insulted dignity and pride, "I know
+not how far I am myself to blame in this matter. I fear me, I ought to
+have been more guarded in my conduct towards this infatuated young man.
+I should have kept him at a greater distance, and been more cautious of
+admitting him to familiar converse, since he has evidently misconstrued
+our affability and condescension. There may have been error there, you
+see, ladies."
+
+"Yet," said Mary Livingstone, "methinks the daring insolence of the man
+ought not to go altogether unpunished, madam. If he has chosen to
+misconstrue, it can be no fault of yours."
+
+"Perhaps not," replied Mary. "As a queen, I certainly ought to give him
+up to the laws; but as a woman I cannot. Yet shall he not go unpunished.
+He shall be forthwith banished from our court and kingdom. To-morrow I
+shall cause it to be intimated to him that he leave our court instantly,
+and Scotland within four-and-twenty hours thereafter, on pain of our
+highest displeasure, and peril of disclosure of his crime."
+
+Having thus spoken, and having obtained a promise of secresy regarding
+Chatelard's offence from her two attendants, Mary retired for the night,
+not however, quite assured that she was pursuing the right course for
+her own reputation, in thus screening the guilt of the poet; but
+nevertheless determined, at all risks, to save him, in this instance at
+least, from the consequence of his indiscretion. On the following
+morning, the queen despatched a note to Chatelard, to the purpose which
+we have represented her as expressing on the preceding night, and, in
+obedience to the command it contained, he instantly left the palace, but
+in a state of indescribable mental agitation and distraction; for in the
+determination expressed by the queen he saw at once an end to all his
+wild hopes, and more unendurable still, an assurance that he had wholly
+mistaken the feelings with which Mary regarded him. We have said that
+Chatelard obeyed one of the injunctions of the queen--that was, to leave
+the palace instantly. He did so; but whether he conformed to the other
+the sequel will show.
+
+Two days after the occurrences just related, Mary set out for St.
+Andrew's; taking the route of the Queensferry, and sleeping the first
+night at Dunfermline, and the second at Burntisland. On the evening of
+her arrival at the latter place, the queen, fatigued by her journey,
+which had been prolonged by hunting and hawking, retired early to her
+apartment. Here she had not been many minutes, when the door was thrown
+suddenly open, and Chatelard entered.
+
+"What! again, Chatelard!" exclaimed Mary, with the utmost indignation
+and astonishment. "What means this, sir? How have you dared to intrude
+yourself again into my apartment?"
+
+Without making any reply to this salutation, Chatelard threw himself on
+his knees before the queen, and, seizing the skirt of her robe, implored
+her pardon for his presumption; adding, that he had been impelled to
+this second intrusion solely by a desire to explain to her the motives
+of his former conduct, which, he said, had been wrongly interpreted, and
+to bid her farewell before he went into the banishment to which she had
+doomed him.
+
+"Rise, sir, rise," said Mary; "I will listen to no explanations forced
+on me in this extraordinary manner. I desire that you instantly quit
+this apartment. This repetition of your offence, sir, I will neither
+bear with nor overlook. Rise, I command you, and begone!"
+
+Instead of obeying, the infatuated poet not only persisted in remaining
+in the position he was in, but, still keeping hold of the queen's robe,
+began to speak the language of passion and love. The queen endeavoured
+to release herself from his hold, and was in the act of attempting to do
+so, when the door of the apartment, which Chatelard had closed behind
+him, was violently thrown open, and the Earl of Murray entered. Having
+advanced two or three steps, he stood still, and, folding his arms
+across his breast, looked sternly, but in silence, first at the queen,
+and then at Chatelard; keeping, at the same time, sufficiently near the
+door to prevent the escape of the latter, in case he should make such an
+attempt. Having gazed on them for some time without opening his lips,
+but with an ominous expression of countenance--
+
+"Well, Sir Poet," he at length said, addressing Chatelard, with cold
+deliberation, "pray do me the favour to enlighten me as to the meaning
+of your having thus intruded yourself into the queen's apartment. Why do
+I find you here, sir, and wherefore have I found you in the position
+from which you have just now risen? Pray, sir, explain."
+
+"I came here, my lord," replied Chatelard, with firmness and dignity,
+"to take leave of Her Majesty before returning to France, for which I
+set out to-morrow."
+
+An ironical and incredulous smile played on the stern countenance of
+Murray. "A strange place this, methinks, and a strange season, for
+leave-taking; and yet stranger than all the language in which I just now
+heard you speak. You are aware, I presume, sir," he added, "that you are
+just now in the queen's sleeping apartment, where none dare intrude but
+on the peril of their lives. But probably, madam," he said, now turning
+to the queen, without waiting any reply to his last remark, "you can
+explain the meaning of this extraordinary scene."
+
+"You had better, my lord," replied Mary, evasively--for she was still
+reluctant to commit the unfortunate poet--"obtain what explanations you
+desire from Chatelard himself. He surely is the fittest person to
+explain his own conduct."
+
+"True, madam," said Murray, sneeringly, "but I thought it not by any
+means improbable that you might be as well informed on the point in
+question as the gentleman himself."
+
+"Your insinuation is rude, my lord," replied the queen, haughtily; and,
+without vouchsafing any other remark, walked away to the further end of
+the apartment, leaving the earl and Chatelard together.
+
+Murray now saw, from the perfectly composed and independent manner of
+the queen, that he could make out nothing to her prejudice from the case
+before him, nor elicit the slightest evidence of anything like
+connivance, on the part of Mary, at Chatelard's intrusion. Seeing this,
+he determined on proceeding against the unfortunate poet with the utmost
+rigour to which his imprudence had exposed him, in the hope that
+severity would wring from him such confessions as would implicate the
+queen.
+
+Having come to this resolution--"Sir," he said, addressing Chatelard,
+"prepare to abide the consequences of your presumption." And he
+proceeded to the door, called an attendant, and desired him to send the
+captain of the guard and a party to him instantly.
+
+In a few minutes, they appeared, when the earl, addressing the officer
+just named, and pointing to Chatelard, desired him to put that gentleman
+in ward; and the latter was immediately hurried out of the apartment.
+When the guard, with their prisoner, had left the queen's chamber, the
+earl walked up to Mary, who, with her head leaning pensively on her
+hand, had been silently contemplating the proceedings that were going
+forward in her apartment.
+
+"Madam," said Murray, on approaching her, "I think you may consider
+yourself in safety for this night, at any rate, from any further
+intrusion from this itinerant versifier; and it shall be my fault if he
+ever again annoys you or any one else."
+
+"What, brother!" exclaimed Mary, in evident alarm at this ambiguous, but
+ominous hint--"you will not surely proceed to extremities against the
+unfortunate young man?"
+
+"By St Bride, but I will though," replied Murray, angrily. "Why, madam,
+has not your reputation as a woman, and your dignity as a queen, both
+been assailed by this insolent foreigner, in the daring act he has
+done?"
+
+"Nay, my lord," replied the queen, haughtily, "methinks it will take
+much more than this to affect my reputation. I indeed marvel much to
+hear you speak thus, my lord. My dignity, again, can be debased only by
+mine own acts, and cannot be affected by the act of another."
+
+"Nevertheless, madam," rejoined her brother, "ye cannot stop slanderous
+tongues, and I know not how the world may construe this circumstance.
+Both your honour and station require that this presumtuous knave suffer
+the penalty of his crime in its utmost rigour. What would the world say
+else? Why, it would have suspicions that ought not for an instant to be
+associated with the name of Mary Stuart."
+
+"But you will not have his life taken, brother?" said Mary, in a gentle
+tone--subdued by the thoughts of the severe doom that threatened the
+unfortunate gentleman, and placing her hand affectionately on the earl's
+arm as she spoke. "Can ye not banish him forth of the realm, or imprison
+him--anything short of death, which, methinks, would be, after all, hard
+measure for the offence?"
+
+"You have reasons, doubtless, madam," said the earl, coldly and bluntly,
+"for this tenderness."
+
+"I have," said Mary, indignantly; "but not, my lord, such as you would
+seem to insinuate. My reasons are, humanity and a feeling of compassion
+for the misguided and unhappy youth."
+
+"Chatelard shall have such mercy, madam, as your Majesty's Privy Council
+may deem him deserving of," replied the earl, turning round on his heel,
+and quitting the apartment.
+
+On leaving the presence of the queen, the Earl of Murray retired to his
+own chamber where he was shortly after, waited upon by Choisseul, who
+had been for some time watching his return.
+
+"Ha, Choisseul art there?" said the earl, with an unusual expression of
+satisfaction on his countenance, on the former's entrance. "Thou hast
+done well, friend: I found matters exactly as you stated, and am obliged
+by the promptness and accuracy of your information."
+
+"Vere happy, my lor', I am serve to your satisfaction," replied
+Choisseul, bowing low. "I vas vatch Monsieur Chatelard as vone cat shall
+vatch vone leetle mice, and did caught him at las."
+
+"You did well, Choisseul, and shall be suitably recompensed. Dost know
+how the fellow came here, and when?"
+
+"He did come in vone leetle barque, my lor' from over de riviere, on de
+todder side opposite."
+
+"Ah, so!" said the earl. "Well, you may now retire, Choisseul. To-morrow
+I shall see to your reward."
+
+Choisseul bowed, and withdrew.
+
+When he had retired, the earl sat down to a small writing table, and,
+late as the hour was, began writing with great assiduity--an employment
+at which he continued until he had written eight or ten different
+letters, each of considerable length. These were addressed to various
+members of the Queen's Privy Council in Edinburgh, and to some of the
+law officers of the crown. They were all nearly copies of each other,
+and contained an account of Chatelard's conduct, with a charge to the
+several parties addressed to repair to St. Andrews on the second day
+following, for the purpose of holding a court on the offender, and
+awarding him such punishment as the case might seem to demand.
+
+On the day succeeding that on which the occurrence just related took
+place, the queen and her retinue proceeded to St. Andrews, whither the
+prisoner Chatelard was also carried; and, on the next again, the
+unfortunate gentleman was brought to trial, the scene of which was an
+apartment in the Castle of St Andrews, which had been hastily prepared
+for the occasion. In the centre of this apartment was placed a large
+oblong oaken table, covered with crimson velvet, and surrounded by a
+circle of high-backed chairs, with cushions covered with the same
+material. These were subsequently occupied by eight or ten persons of
+the Privy Council, including Mary's secretary of state, Maitland of
+Lethington, who sat at one end of the table. At the opposite end sat the
+Earl of Murray; the prisoner occupying a place in the centre at one of
+the sides. During the investigation which followed into the offence of
+Chatelard, the Earl of Murray made repeated indirect attempts to lead
+him to make statements prejudicial to the queen; urging him, with a show
+of candour and pretended regard for justice, to inform the court of
+anything and everything which he thought might be available in his
+defence, without regard to the rank or condition of those whom such
+statements might implicate. This language was too plain to be
+misunderstood. Every one present perceived that it conveyed a pointed
+allusion to the queen. Chatelard, amongst the rest, felt that it did so,
+and indignantly repelled the insinuation.
+
+"I have none," he said, "to accuse but myself; nothing to blame but my
+own folly. Folly, did I say?" went on the fearless enthusiast; "it was
+no folly--it was love, love, love--all-powerful love--love for her, the
+noblest, the loveliest of created beings, for whom I could die ten
+thousand deaths. It was love for her who has been to me the breath of
+life, the light of mine eyes, the idol of my heart; around which were
+entwined all the feelings and susceptibilities of my nature, even as the
+ivy entwines the tree--the constant theme of my dreams by night; the
+sole subject of my thoughts by day. It has been hinted to me that I may
+blame freely, where to blame may serve me. But whom shall I blame? Not
+her, surely, who is the object of my idolatry--my sun, moon, and
+stars--my heaven, my soul, my existence. Not her, surely; for she is
+faultless as the unborn babe, pure and spotless as the snow-wreath in
+the hollow of the mountain. Who shall maintain the contrary fies in his
+throat, and is a foul-mouthed, villanous slanderer."
+
+Here the enthusiastic and somewhat incoherent speaker was abruptly
+interrupted by Maitland of Lethington, who, rising to his feet, and
+resting his hands on the low table around which Chatelard's judges were
+seated, said, looking at the prisoner--
+
+"Friend, ye must speak to your defence, if ye would speak at all. This
+that you have said is nothing to the purpose; and you cannot be
+permitted to take up the time of this court with such rhapsodies as
+these, that make not for any point of your accusation. Think ye not so,
+my lords?" he added, glancing around the table.
+
+Several nods of assent spoke acquiescence. When Maitland had concluded--
+
+"I have done, then, my lords," said Chatelard, bowing, and seating
+himself. "I have no more to say."
+
+A short conversation now took place amongst the prisoner's judges, when
+sentence of death was unanimously agreed to, and he was ordered to be
+beheaded on the following day, the 22d of February, 1563.
+
+On the rising of the court, the Earl of Murray repaired to the queen,
+and informed her of the doom awarded against Chatelard. Mary was greatly
+affected by the intelligence. She burst into tears, exclaiming--
+
+"Oh, unhappy, thrice unhappy, countenance! thou hast been given me for a
+curse, instead of a blessing--the ruin of these who love me best--that,
+by inspiring a silly passion, at once dangerous and worthless, will not
+permit one to remain near me in the character of friend! My lord, my
+lord," she continued, in great agitation, "can you not, will you not
+save the unhappy young man? I beseech thee, I implore thee, by the ties
+of consanguinity that connect us, by the duty ye owe to me as thy
+sovereign, to spare his life!"
+
+"You know not what you ask, madam," replied Murray, stalking up and down
+the apartment. "How can his life be spared consistently with your
+honour? Save him, and you will set a thousand slanderous tongues
+a-wagging. It may not, must not, be."
+
+Mary herself could not deny the force of this remark, and, finding she
+had nothing to oppose to it, she flung herself into a chair, and again
+burst into tears. In this condition the earl left her, to give orders
+respecting the execution of Chatelard on the following day, and to put
+another proceeding in train for obtaining that result which he had aimed
+at on the trial of the unfortunate young man. Sending again for
+Choisseul--
+
+"Friend," he said, on that person's entering the apartment, "I wish
+another small piece of service at your hands."
+
+Choisseul bowed, and expressed his readiness to do anything he might be
+required to do.
+
+"I vas proud to discharge all de drops of my blood in your service, my
+lor'," said the knave, with a profound obeisance.
+
+The earl carelessly nodded approbation.
+
+"To-night, then, Choisseul," he went on, "you will repair to the dungeon
+in which Chatelard is confined. You will see him as a friend. You
+understand me?"
+
+"Ah, well, my lor', vere well."
+
+"Just so. Well, then, you will hint to him that you have reason to
+believe he might yet save his life by confessing a participation in his
+guilt on the part of the queen. You may add, though not as from me, of
+course, that I have no doubt of his having been encouraged to those
+liberties for which his life is forfeited; and you may say that you know
+I feel for him, and would readily procure his pardon, if he would only
+give me a reasonable ground or pretext for doing so, by showing that
+there were _others_ equally in fault with him. Do you entirely
+understand me, Choisseul?"
+
+"Entirely, my lor'," replied the latter; "bright, clear, as noonday at
+the sun."
+
+"So, then, return to me when you have seen Chatelard, and let me know
+the result," said the earl.
+
+Choisseul once more withdrew, to perform the treacherous and knavish
+part assigned him. About midnight he sought the dungeon of the unhappy
+gentleman, and, having been admitted by the guards, found him busily
+employed in writing; the indulgence of a lamp, with pen, ink, and paper,
+having, at his most earnest request, been afforded him. Indeed, these
+were more readily and willingly given than he was aware of. They were
+given in the hope that he would commit something to writing which,
+without his intending it, might compromise the character of the queen.
+But in this her enemies were disappointed.
+
+On Choisseul's entering Chatelard's dungeon, the latter, as we have
+already said, was busily engaged in writing. He was inditing a last
+farewell to the queen in verse. On this employment he was so intent,
+that he did not observe, or at least pay any attention to, the entrance
+of Choisseul, but continued writing on till he had completed his task,
+which now, however, occupied only a very few minutes. On finishing--
+
+"'Tis done," he said, and threw down his pen with violence on the table.
+"These are the last notes of the harp of Chatelard. Ha, Choisseul!" he
+immediately added, and only now for the first time seeming conscious of
+that person's presence; "I am glad to see you, my countryman. This is
+kind. I thought there were none in this strange land to care for me. But
+they shall see, Choisseul," he added, proudly, "how a Frenchman and a
+poet can die. That is, boldly and bravely. He were no true poet whose
+soul was not elevated above the fear of death. I said, my friend," he
+went on, after a momentary pause, and sighing deeply as he spoke, "that
+I thought there were none in this land to care for me, or to sorrow for
+me--and perhaps it is so; but there is one, Choisseul, whom I would not
+willingly believe indifferent to my fate. She surely, much as I have
+offended her, will say, 'Poor Chatelard!' Nay, methinks I see a tear
+standing in that peerless eye, when she recalls the memory of her
+departed poet. That--that, Choisseul," said the unhappy captive, with an
+enthusiasm which even the near approach of death had not been able to
+abate--"that would be something worth dying for!"
+
+Choisseul smiled.
+
+"You hold your life lightly, indeed, Chatelard," he said, speaking in
+his native language, "if you think its loss compensated by a woman's
+tear."
+
+"Ah, Choisseul, but such a woman!" exclaimed Chatelard.
+
+"Well, well," replied the former, again smiling; "but you can have no
+doubt that _she_ at least will regret your death. _She_ loved you too
+well not to deplore your fate."
+
+"Did she?" exclaimed Chatelard, eagerly, and with such a look of inquiry
+and doubt as greatly disappointed the asserter. "You know who I mean,
+then; but how know ye that which you have just now said? Assure me that
+ye speak true, Choisseul, and I shall die happy."
+
+"Ah, bah! you know it yourself, my friend, better than I," replied the
+latter. "No use in concealing it now," he added, with an intelligent
+look.
+
+"Concealing what, sir?" said Chatelard, in a tone of mingled surprise
+and displeasure.
+
+"Why, the affection the queen entertained for you," replied Choisseul.
+"We all know, my friend, you would not have done what you did, had she
+not encouraged your addresses. And I'll tell you what, Chatelard," he
+went on, "I have reason to believe that your life would yet be spared,
+if you would only show that this was so."
+
+"Ah, I understand you," said Chatelard, with suppressed passion. "If I
+will accuse the queen--if I will put her in the power of her
+enemies--her enemies will be obliged to me. In other words, I may save
+my life by sacrificing her reputation; and it would be little matter
+whether what I said should be true or not. Is it not so, Choisseul?"
+Then, without waiting for an answer--"Villain, devil that thou art," he
+exclaimed, now suddenly giving full swing to the passion that had been
+raised within him, "how hast thou dared to come to me with such an
+infamous proposal as this? Didst think, most dastardly knave, that my
+soul was as mean as thine own? Begone, begone, ruffian! Thy presence,
+thy breath, pollutes my dungeon more than the fetid damps that exhale
+from its walls--more than the noxious reptiles that crawl on its floor.
+Begone! begone, I say!" And he seized the now trembling caitiff by the
+throat, and dashed him against the door of the cell, with a violence
+that instantly brought in the guards who were stationed on the outside.
+These, seeing how matters stood, hurried Choisseul out of the dungeon,
+and again secured the door on its unfortunate inmate.
+
+On leaving Chatelard, Choisseul repaired to the Earl of Murray, but with
+infinitely less confidence in his looks and manner than on the former
+occasion when his villany had been successful. To the earl he detailed
+the particulars of his interview with Chatelard; not forgetting to
+mention the rough treatment he had received from the infuriated poet.
+
+"Then he'll confess nothing, Choisseul?" said Murray, when the former
+had done speaking.
+
+"Not anything at all, my lor'. Dere is no hope; for he make no more of
+dying than I do of taking vone leetle pinch of snuff."
+
+"Obstinate fool," exclaimed the earl, evidently chagrined and
+disappointed. "Let him die, then! You may retire, Choisseul," he
+abruptly added.
+
+Choisseul obeyed.
+
+"His execution, at any rate, shall be public," said the earl to himself,
+when the latter had left him. "Perhaps he may make some confession on
+the scaffold, and it will be well to have it amply testified."
+
+On the following day, Chatelard was led out to execution, when his
+gentleman-like appearance and noble bearing excited the utmost sympathy
+of the crowd. On ascending the scaffold, he pulled a small volume from
+his pocket, opened it, and read aloud, with great dignity and composure,
+Ronsard's Hymn on Death. When he had done, he turned towards that part
+of the Castle of St Andrew's where he supposed the queen to be, and,
+kissing his hand, waved a graceful adieu, exclaiming--"Farewell,
+loveliest and most cruel princess whom the world contains!"
+
+Having uttered these words, he laid his head, with the utmost composure,
+on the block. The axe of the executioner fell, and the high-souled,
+accomplished, but enthusiastic Chatelard was no more.
+
+
+
+
+CHRISTIE OF THE CLEEK.
+
+
+Though the records of history and everyday experience teach us that
+human nature, when pressed beyond certain limits by the force of stern
+necessity, loses all trace of the lineaments of the lord of the
+creation, and degenerates as far below the grade of brute existence as
+it is, when not subjected to any such power, above it; yet it is
+remarkable how determinedly mankind cling to a sceptical incredulity in
+regard to those facts which derogate, in a very great degree, from the
+dignity of the character of their species. The story of Christiecleek
+has been considered by many as only fit for being, what it has been for
+five hundred years, a nursery bugbear, and yet it is narrated by Winton,
+one of the least credulous of historians, was attended by circumstances
+rendering it highly probable at the time, and has been corroborated by
+instances of _civilised_ cannabalism, produced by necessity, in cases of
+shipwreck, of almost yearly occurrence.
+
+The united powers of war and famine, which have so often poured forth
+their fury on the devoted head of poor Scotland, at no time exhibited
+greater malignity than in the beginning of the reign of David II. For
+about fifty years, the country had scarcely ever enjoyed a year of
+quiet--with, perhaps, the exception of a short period of the reign of
+Bruce. Repeatedly swept from one end to the other by the invading armies
+of the Edwards, carrying the sword and the faggot in every direction,
+she was, on the very instant of the departure of the foreign foes (in
+all cases starved out of a burned and devastated land), laid hold of by
+the harpies of intestine wars. The strong resilient energies of the
+country could have thrown off the effects of one attack, however severe
+and however protracted; but a series of incursions of the same disease,
+at intervals allowing of no time for recruiting her powers, produced a
+political marasmus--a confirmed famine--one of the most dreadful evils,
+including in itself all others, that ever was visited on mankind.
+
+It would be difficult to draw a picture--because imagination falls short
+of the powers of a proper portraiture--of the misery and desolation of
+Scotland at the time we have mentioned. The land had got gradually out
+of cultivation, and the herds of black cattle and sheep, on which the
+people relied, in default of the productive powers of agriculture, had
+been either driven into England, or consumed by the myriads of soldiers
+of the English invading armies. Great numbers of the people, having
+nothing wherewith to allay the pangs of hunger, though they had plenty
+of money, quitted their country in despair, and took refuge in Flanders.
+Those who had no money to pay their passage, left their homes, and
+betook themselves to the woods, where, to appease their agonies, they
+lay on the ground, and devoured, like the inhabitants of their sties,
+the acorns and the nuts that had fallen from the trees. In the want of
+these, the very branches were laid hold of and gnawed; and many poor
+creatures were found lying dead, with the half-masticated boughs in
+their clenched hands. The only remedial influence that was experienced,
+was the growth of dysenteries and other intestine diseases, which,
+produced by hunger and becoming epidemic, kindly swept off thousands who
+would otherwise have died of protracted famine.
+
+At a wild spot near the Grampian Hills, a number of destitute beings had
+collected, for the purpose of catching deer (a few of which still
+remained), to keep in the spark of life. They agreed to associate
+together, and divide their prey, which was dressed in a mountain cave,
+where they had assembled. Every morning they sallied forth, women and
+all, on the dreadful errand of taking advantage of chance, in supplying
+them with any species of wild animals that came in their way, to satisfy
+the imperative demands of hunger. They got a few creatures at first,
+consisting chiefly of hares and foxes, and occasionally wolves, as
+ferocious and hungry as their captors; and such was the extremity to
+which they were often reduced, that they sat down on the spot where the
+animals were caught, divided the smoking limbs among their number, and
+devoured them without any culinary preparation.
+
+This supply very soon ceased--the animals in the neighbourhood having
+either been consumed or frightened away to more inaccessible places. The
+wretched beings, like others in their situation, had recourse to the
+woods for acorns; but the time of the year had passed, and no nuts were
+to be found. Weakness preyed on their limbs; and several of their
+number, unable longer to go in search of food, which was nowhere to be
+found, lay on the floor of the cavern in the agonies of a hunger which
+their stronger companions, concerned for their own fate, would not
+alleviate. All ties between the members of the association began to give
+way before the despair of absolute famine. They ceased all personal
+communication; silence, feeding on the morbid forms of misery called up
+by diseased imaginations, reigned throughout the society of skeletons,
+and hollow eyes, which spoke unutterable things, glanced through the
+gloom of the cavern, where a glimmering fire, on which they had, for a
+time, prepared the little meat they had procured, was still kept up, by
+adding a few pieces of wood from the neighbouring forest. No notice was
+taken of each other's agonies, nor could the groans which mixed and
+sounded with a hollow noise through the dark recess, have been
+distinguished by the ear of sympathy; an occasional scream from a female
+sufferer who experienced a paroxysm of more than her ordinary agony, was
+only capable of fixing the attention for an instant, till individual
+pain laid hold again of the tortured feelings.
+
+A person of the name of Andrew Christie, a butcher, originally from
+Perth, had endeavoured, at first, to organise the society, with a view
+to save himself and his fellow-sufferers. He was a strong, hardy man;
+and, if any of the number could be said to retain a small portion of
+self-command, in the midst of the horrible scene of suffering which
+surrounded them, it was this man. He was still able to walk, though with
+difficulty, and continued to feed the fire, going out occasionally and
+seizing on grubs that were to be found about the mouth of the cavern.
+The others were unable to follow his example, and even he latterly was
+unfitted for his loathsome search. All were now nearly in the same
+predicament: agony and despair reigned throughout, to the exclusion of a
+single beam of hope of any one ever again visiting the haunts of man. At
+Christie's side a woman ceased to groan; an intermission of agony was a
+circumstance, and the only circumstance to be remarked. The thought
+struck him she was dead; he laid his hand upon her mouth to be assured
+of the fact; she was no more! The dead body was a talisman in the temple
+of misery--in a short time, that body was gone!
+
+The Rubicon of the strongest of natural prejudices was passed, with the
+goading furies of hunger and despair behind. A prejudice overcome is an
+acquisition of liberty, though it may be for evil. The death of the
+woman had saved them all from death; but the efficacy of the salvation
+would postpone a similar course of relief. Christie saw the predicament
+of his friends, and proposed in the hollow, husky voice of starvation,
+that one of their number should die by lot, and that then, having
+recovered strength, they should proceed to the mountain pass and procure
+victims.
+
+This oration was received with _groans_, meant to be of applause. The
+lot of death fell on another woman, who was sacrificed to the prevailing
+demon. A consequent recovery of strength now fitted the survivors for
+their dreadful task. They proceeded to the mountain pass, headed by
+Christie, and killed a traveller, by knocking him on the head with a
+hammer, and then removed him to the cavern, where his body was treated in
+the same manner as that of the woman on whom the lot of death had
+fallen. They repeated this operation whenever their hunger returned;
+making no selection of their victims, unless when there was a choice
+between a foot-passenger and a horseman--the latter of whom, always
+preferred for the sake of his horse, was dragged from his seat with a
+large iron hook, fixed to the end of a pole--an invention of Christie's,
+serving afterwards to give him the dreadful name by which he became so
+well known. That which hunger at first suggested became afterwards a
+matter of choice, if not of fiendish delight. The silent process of
+assuaging the pain arising from want subsequently changed into a banquet
+of cannibals; the song of rivalry was sounded in dithyrambic measure
+over the dead body of the victim, and the corrybantic dance of the
+wretches who required to still conscience by noise, or die, was footed
+to the wild music which, escaping from the cavern, rung among the hills.
+Such were the obsequies which Scotchmen, resigning the nature of man,
+amidst unheard-of agonies, celebrated over the corpses of their
+countrymen.
+
+These things reached the ears of government; and an armed force was
+despatched to the hills to seize the cannibals. Several of them were
+caught; but Christie and some others escaped, and were never captured.
+The bones of their victims were collected, and conveyed to Perth; where,
+upon being counted, it appeared that they had killed no fewer than
+thirty travellers. From these transactions sprung that name,
+Christiecleek, which is so familiar to the ears of Scotchmen.
+"Christiecleek! Christiecleek!" became instantly the national nursery
+bugbear. No child would cry after the charmed name escaped from the lips
+of the nurse; and even old people shuddered at the mention of a term
+which produced ideas so revolting to human nature, and so derogatory of
+Scottish character.
+
+Now it is said that, some time after the performance of the dreadful
+tragedy we have narrated, an old man in the town of Dumfries, who had
+three children by his wife, quarrelled her often for the use of a term
+intended simply to pacify her children when they cried, but which he
+declared was too much even for his ears. He was a respectable merchant,
+had earned a considerable sum of money by his trade, and was reputed a
+most godly man, attending divine service regularly, and performing all
+the domestic duties with order and great suavity of manner. His
+neighbours looked up to him with love and respect, and solicited his
+counsel in their difficulties. His name--David Maxwell--was applauded in
+the neighbourhood, and he received great sympathy from all who knew him,
+in consequence of having, as was reported, lost an only brother among
+Christiecleek's victims--a fact he had concealed from his wife, till her
+use of the name compelled him to mention it to her, but which afterwards
+came to be well known.
+
+The silence of the mother had, however, no effect upon the urchins, who,
+the more they were requested to cease terrifying each other by their
+national _terriculamentum_, "Christiecleek," the more terrible it
+appeared to them, and the more they used it. If they abstained from the
+use of the word in the presence of their parents, they were the more
+ready to have recourse to it in the passages of the house, and in the
+dark rooms, and wherever the dreaded being might be supposed to be. The
+pastime was general throughout Scotland; and David Maxwell's children
+only followed an example which has been repeated for five hundred years.
+"Christiecleek!--Christiecleek!" What Scotchman has not heard the
+dreaded words? Time rolled on, and the Misses Maxwell resigned their
+childish pastime for the duties of women. Their father had become a very
+old man; and the attentions which their mother could not bestow, were
+willingly yielded by the young women, who were remarked as being very
+beautiful, as well as very good. They loved their father dearly, and
+looked upon their filial duties as willing tributes of affection. After
+they became intrusted with the secret, they substituted for the cry of
+their youth, which had given their father so much pain, pity for the
+brother of the victim of the execrated fiend.
+
+At last David Maxwell came to die; and, as he lay on his bed, surrounded
+by his wife and daughters, he seemed to be wrestling with some dreadful
+thought which allowed him no rest, but wrung from him, incessantly,
+heavy groans and muttered prayers. His wife pressed him to open his
+heart to her, or, if he was disinclined to repose that confidence in her
+when dying, which he had awarded to her so liberally during a long
+union, he should, she recommended, send for Father John of the Monastery
+of St Agnes, and be shrived. The daughters wept as they heard these
+melancholy statements, and the old man sympathised in their sorrow,
+which seemed to give him additional pain. At last he seemed inclined to
+be communicative, and, after a struggle, said to his wife--
+
+"Wha is to tak care o' my dochters when I am consigned to that cauld
+habitation whar a faither's love and an enemy's anger are alike unfelt
+and unknown? My effects will be sufficient for the support o' my
+household; but money, without a guardian, is only a temptation to
+destroyers and deceivers. If I could get this point settled to my
+satisfaction, I micht die in peace."
+
+"You never tauld me o' yer freens, David," said his wife--"a
+circumstance that has often grieved me. The hundreds o' Maxwells in the
+Stewartry and in Dumfries-shire surely contain among them some relation,
+however distant; but my uncle will act as guardian to our dochters, and
+ye hae tried his honesty."
+
+"Yet I dinna want relations," groaned the dying man. "I hae a
+_brither_."
+
+"A brither," ejaculated the mother and daughter in astonishment; "was he
+no killed by the monster, Christiecleek, in the Highland cavern?"
+
+"No," answered David, with great pain.
+
+"Whar lives he, and what's his Christian name?" cried the wife, in
+amazement.
+
+"Is it his _Christian_ name ye ask?" said the old man. "Surely David,"
+replied the wife--"his surname maun be Maxwell."
+
+"But it is not Maxwell," said he, still groaning.
+
+"Not Maxwell!" said the wife. "What is it then?"
+
+"_Christie!_" ejaculated David, with a groan.
+
+The mention of this name produced a strange effect on the minds of the
+wife and daughters, who, in the brother, saw (as they thought) at once
+the hated Christiecleek, and found an explanation of the horror which
+David Maxwell had uniformly exhibited when the name was mentioned in his
+presence. They had at last discovered the true solution of what had
+appeared so wonderful; and, having retired for a few minutes, to allow
+their excitement to subside, they, by comparing notes, came to the
+conclusion that their father, having been ashamed of his connection with
+the unnatural being, had changed his name, and dropped all intercourse
+with him; but that now, when he was about to die, his feelings had
+overpowered him, and forced him to make the awful confession he had
+uttered. Pained and shamed by this newly-discovered connection, they
+were not regardless of what was due to him whose shame and grief had
+been even greater than theirs, and, accordingly, resolved to yield all
+the consolation in their power to the good man who could not help having
+a bad brother. On their return to the bedside, they found him in great
+agony both of mind and body.
+
+"This brither, David," said the wife, "I fear, is little worthy o' your
+friendship, and the change o' your name is, doubtless, the consequence
+o' a virtuous shame o' the connection. But can it be possible that he is
+that man o' the mountain cavern, whose name terrifies the bairns o'
+Scotland, and maks even the witches o' the glens raise their bony hands
+in wonder and execration? Tell us, David, freely, if this be the burden
+which presses sae heavily on yer mind. Yer wife and dochters will think
+nae less o' you for having been unfortunate; and consolation is never
+sae usefu as when it is applied to a grief that is nae langer secret.
+The surgeon's skill is o' little avail when the disease is unknown."
+
+This speech, containing apparently the fatal secret, produced a great
+effect upon the bedridden patient, who rolled from side to side, and
+sawed the air with his sinewy hands, like one in a state of madness.
+
+"We were speakin o' guardians for my dochters," said he, at last, "and I
+said I had a brither whase surname is Christie. You promised me
+consolation. Is this your comfort to a deein man? For twenty years I
+have hated the mention o' that dreadfu name; and now, when I am on my
+death-bed, speakin o' curators for my bairns, ye rack my ears by tellin
+me I am the brither o' _Christiecleek_! Would Christiecleek be a
+suitable guardian for my dochters? Speak, Agnes--say if ye think
+Christiecleek would tak care o' their bodies and their gowd as weel as
+he tended the victims o' the Highland cave?"
+
+The wife saw she had gone too far, and begged his pardon for having made
+the suggestion.
+
+"Ye will forgive me, David," said she, "for the remark I hae dune ye
+great injustice; for how is it possible to conceive that sae guid a man
+could be sae nearly related to a monster? But ye hae to explain to me
+the change o' name. How hae you and your brither different surnames?"
+
+"_Because_," said the dying man, turning round, and staring with
+lacklustre eyes broadly in the face of his wife--"_because I am
+Christiecleek!_"
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's notes:
+
+- Obvious punctuation errors repaired.
+- Title page: No glossary included in the original.
+- pg 010: 'ferula' corrected to 'ferule'
+- pg 081: 'douce' corrected to 'douse'
+- pg 095: 'iron gripe' corrected to 'iron grip'
+- pg 107; 'spitfire' corrected to 'Spitfire'
+- pg 211: 'neices' corrected to 'nieces'
+- pg 223: 'Shakpere' corrected to 'Shakspere' (to match GWL)
+
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