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FOR PUBLIC DOMAIN ETEXTS*Ver.04.29.93*END* + + + + +Fables - Robert Louis Stevenson - 1901 Edition +Scanned and proofed by David Price +ccx074@coventry.ac.uk + + + + + +*** +FABLES + + + + +I. - THE PERSONS OF THE TALE. + + +AFTER the 32nd chapter of TREASURE ISLAND, two of the puppets +strolled out to have a pipe before business should begin again, and +met in an open place not far from the story. + +"Good-morning, Cap'n," said the first, with a man-o'-war salute, +and a beaming countenance. + +"Ah, Silver!" grunted the other. "You're in a bad way, Silver." + +"Now, Cap'n Smollett," remonstrated Silver, "dooty is dooty, as I +knows, and none better; but we're off dooty now; and I can't see no +call to keep up the morality business." + +"You're a damned rogue, my man," said the Captain. + +"Come, come, Cap'n, be just," returned the other. "There's no call +to be angry with me in earnest. I'm on'y a chara'ter in a sea +story. I don't really exist." + +"Well, I don't really exist either," says the Captain, "which seems +to meet that." + +"I wouldn't set no limits to what a virtuous chara'ter might +consider argument," responded Silver. "But I'm the villain of this +tale, I am; and speaking as one sea-faring man to another, what I +want to know is, what's the odds?" + +"Were you never taught your catechism?" said the Captain. "Don't +you know there's such a thing as an Author?" + +"Such a thing as a Author?" returned John, derisively. "And who +better'n me? And the p'int is, if the Author made you, he made +Long John, and he made Hands, and Pew, and George Merry - not that +George is up to much, for he's little more'n a name; and he made +Flint, what there is of him; and he made this here mutiny, you keep +such a work about; and he had Tom Redruth shot; and - well, if +that's a Author, give me Pew!" + +"Don't you believe in a future state?" said Smollett. "Do you +think there's nothing but the present story-paper?" + +"I don't rightly know for that," said Silver; "and I don't see what +it's got to do with it, anyway. What I know is this: if there is +sich a thing as a Author, I'm his favourite chara'ter. He does me +fathoms better'n he does you - fathoms, he does. And he likes +doing me. He keeps me on deck mostly all the time, crutch and all; +and he leaves you measling in the hold, where nobody can't see you, +nor wants to, and you may lay to that! If there is a Author, by +thunder, but he's on my side, and you may lay to it!" + +"I see he's giving you a long rope," said the Captain. "But that +can't change a man's convictions. I know the Author respects me; I +feel it in my bones; when you and I had that talk at the blockhouse +door, who do you think he was for, my man?" + +"And don't he respect me?" cried Silver. "Ah, you should 'a' heard +me putting down my mutiny, George Merry and Morgan and that lot, no +longer ago'n last chapter; you'd heard something then! You'd 'a' +seen what the Author thinks o' me! But come now, do you consider +yourself a virtuous chara'ter clean through?" + +"God forbid!" said Captain Smollett, solemnly. "I am a man that +tries to do his duty, and makes a mess of it as often as not. I'm +not a very popular man at home, Silver, I'm afraid!" and the +Captain sighed. + +"Ah," says Silver. "Then how about this sequel of yours? Are you +to be Cap'n Smollett just the same as ever, and not very popular at +home, says you? And if so, why, it's TREASURE ISLAND over again, +by thunder; and I'll be Long John, and Pew'll be Pew, and we'll +have another mutiny, as like as not. Or are you to be somebody +else? And if so, why, what the better are you? and what the worse +am I?" + +"Why, look here, my man," returned the Captain, "I can't understand +how this story comes about at all, can I? I can't see how you and +I, who don't exist, should get to speaking here, and smoke our +pipes for all the world like reality? Very well, then, who am I to +pipe up with my opinions? I know the Author's on the side of good; +he tells me so, it runs out of his pen as he writes. Well, that's +all I need to know; I'll take my chance upon the rest." + +"It's a fact he seemed to be against George Merry," Silver +admitted, musingly. "But George is little more'n a name at the +best of it," he added, brightening. "And to get into soundings for +once. What is this good? I made a mutiny, and I been a gentleman +o' fortune; well, but by all stories, you ain't no such saint. I'm +a man that keeps company very easy; even by your own account, you +ain't, and to my certain knowledge you're a devil to haze. Which +is which? Which is good, and which bad? Ah, you tell me that! +Here we are in stays, and you may lay to it!" + +"We're none of us perfect," replied the Captain. "That's a fact of +religion, my man. All I can say is, I try to do my duty; and if +you try to do yours, I can't compliment you on your success." + +"And so you was the judge, was you?" said Silver, derisively. + +"I would be both judge and hangman for you, my man, and never turn +a hair," returned the Captain. "But I get beyond that: it mayn't +be sound theology, but it's common sense, that what is good is +useful too - or there and thereabout, for I don't set up to be a +thinker. Now, where would a story go to if there were no virtuous +characters?" + +"If you go to that," replied Silver, "where would a story begin, if +there wasn't no villains?" + +"Well, that's pretty much my thought," said Captain Smollett. "The +Author has to get a story; that's what he wants; and to get a +story, and to have a man like the doctor (say) given a proper +chance, he has to put in men like you and Hands. But he's on the +right side; and you mind your eye ! You're not through this story +yet; there's trouble coming for you." + +"What'll you bet?" asked John. + +"Much I care if there ain't," returned the Captain. "I'm glad +enough to be Alexander Smollett, bad as he is; and I thank my stars +upon my knees that I'm not Silver. But there's the ink-bottle +opening. To quarters!" + +And indeed the Author was just then beginning to write the words: + +CHAPTER XXXIII. + + + + +II. - THE SINKING SHIP. + + +"SIR," said the first lieutenant, bursting into the Captain's +cabin, "the ship is going down." + +"Very well, Mr. Spoker," said the Captain; "but that is no reason +for going about half-shaved. Exercise your mind a moment, Mr. +Spoker, and you will see that to the philosophic eye there is +nothing new in our position: the ship (if she is to go down at all) +may be said to have been going down since she was launched." + +"She is settling fast," said the first lieutenant, as he returned +from shaving. + +"Fast, Mr. Spoker?" asked the Captain. "The expression is a +strange one, for time (if you will think of it) is only relative." + +"Sir," said the lieutenant, "I think it is scarcely worth while to +embark in such a discussion when we shall all be in Davy Jones's +Locker in ten minutes." + +"By parity of reasoning," returned the Captain gently, "it would +never be worth while to begin any inquiry of importance; the odds +are always overwhelming that we must die before we shall have +brought it to an end. You have not considered, Mr. Spoker, the +situation of man," said the Captain, smiling, and shaking his head. + +"I am much more engaged in considering the position of the ship," +said Mr. Spoker. + +"Spoken like a good officer," replied the Captain, laying his hand +on the lieutenant's shoulder. + +On deck they found the men had broken into the spirit-room, and +were fast getting drunk. + +"My men," said the Captain, "there is no sense in this. The ship +is going down, you will tell me, in ten minutes: well, and what +then? To the philosophic eye, there is nothing new in our +position. All our lives long, we may have been about to break a +blood-vessel or to be struck by lightning, not merely in ten +minutes, but in ten seconds; and that has not prevented us from +eating dinner, no, nor from putting money in the Savings Bank. I +assure you, with my hand on my heart, I fail to comprehend your +attitude." + +The men were already too far gone to pay much heed. + +"This is a very painful sight, Mr. Spoker," said the Captain. + +"And yet to the philosophic eye, or whatever it is," replied the +first lieutenant, "they may be said to have been getting drunk +since they came aboard." + +"I do not know if you always follow my thought, Mr. Spoker," +returned the Captain gently. "But let us proceed." + +In the powder magazine they found an old salt smoking his pipe. + +"Good God," cried the Captain, "what are you about?" + +"Well, sir," said the old salt, apologetically, "they told me as +she were going down." + +"And suppose she were?" said the Captain. "To the philosophic eye, +there would be nothing new in our position. Life, my old shipmate, +life, at any moment and in any view, is as dangerous as a sinking +ship; and yet it is man's handsome fashion to carry umbrellas, to +wear indiarubber over-shoes, to begin vast works, and to conduct +himself in every way as if he might hope to be eternal. And for my +own poor part I should despise the man who, even on board a sinking +ship, should omit to take a pill or to wind up his watch. That, my +friend, would not be the human attitude." + +"I beg pardon, sir," said Mr. Spoker. "But what is precisely the +difference between shaving in a sinking ship and smoking in a +powder magazine?" + +"Or doing anything at all in any conceivable circumstances?" cried +the Captain. "Perfectly conclusive; give me a cigar!" + +Two minutes afterwards the ship blew up with a glorious detonation. + + + + +III - THE TWO MATCHES. + + +ONE day there was a traveller in the woods in California, in the +dry season, when the Trades were blowing strong. He had ridden a +long way, and he was tired and hungry, and dismounted from his +horse to smoke a pipe. But when he felt in his pocket he found but +two matches. He struck the first, and it would not light. + +"Here is a pretty state of things!" said the traveller. "Dying for +a smoke; only one match left; and that certain to miss fire! Was +there ever a creature so unfortunate? And yet," thought the +traveller, "suppose I light this match, and smoke my pipe, and +shake out the dottle here in the grass - the grass might catch on +fire, for it is dry like tinder; and while I snatch out the flames +in front, they might evade and run behind me, and seize upon yon +bush of poison oak; before I could reach it, that would have blazed +up; over the bush I see a pine tree hung with moss; that too would +fly in fire upon the instant to its topmost bough; and the flame of +that long torch - how would the trade wind take and brandish that +through the inflammable forest! I hear this dell roar in a moment +with the joint voice of wind and fire, I see myself gallop for my +soul, and the flying conflagration chase and outflank me through +the hills; I see this pleasant forest burn for days, and the cattle +roasted, and the springs dried up, and the farmer ruined, and his +children cast upon the world. What a world hangs upon this +moment!" + +With that he struck the match, and it missed fire. + +"Thank God!" said the traveller, and put his pipe in his pocket. + + + + +IV. - THE SICK MAN AND THE FIREMAN. + + +THERE was once a sick man in a burning house, to whom there entered +a fireman. + +"Do not save me," said the sick man. "Save those who are strong." + +"Will you kindly tell me why?" inquired the fireman, for he was a +civil fellow. + +"Nothing could possibly be fairer," said the sick man. "The strong +should be preferred in all cases, because they are of more service +in the world." + +The fireman pondered a while, for he was a man of some philosophy. +"Granted," said he at last, as apart of the roof fell in; "but for +the sake of conversation, what would you lay down as the proper +service of the strong?" + +"Nothing can possibly be easier," returned the sick man; "the +proper service of the strong is to help the weak." + +Again the fireman reflected, for there was nothing hasty about this +excellent creature. "I could forgive you being sick," he said at +last, as a portion of the wall fell out, "but I cannot bear your +being such a fool." And with that he heaved up his fireman's axe, +for he was eminently just, and clove the sick man to the bed. + + + + +V. - THE DEVIL AND THE INNKEEPER. + + +ONCE upon a time the devil stayed at an inn, where no one knew him, +for they were people whose education had been neglected. He was +bent on mischief, and for a time kept everybody by the ears. But +at last the innkeeper set a watch upon the devil and took him in +the fact. + +The innkeeper got a rope's end. + +"Now I am going to thrash you," said the innkeeper. + +"You have no right to be angry with me," said the devil. "I am +only the devil, and it is my nature to do wrong." + +"Is that so?" asked the innkeeper. + +"Fact, I assure you," said the devil. + +"You really cannot help doing ill?" asked the innkeeper. + +"Not in the smallest," said the devil; "it would be useless cruelty +to thrash a thing like me." + +"It would indeed," said the innkeeper. + +And he made a noose and hanged the devil. + +"There!" said the innkeeper. + + + + +VI. - THE PENITENT + + +A MAN met a lad weeping. "What do you weep for?" he asked. + +"I am weeping for my sins," said the lad. + +"You must have little to do," said the man. + +The next day they met again. Once more the lad was weeping. "Why +do you weep now?" asked the man. + +"I am weeping because I have nothing to eat," said the lad. + +"I thought it would come to that," said the man. + + + + +VII. - THE YELLOW PAINT. + + +IN a certain city there lived a physician who sold yellow paint. +This was of so singular a virtue that whoso was bedaubed with it +from head to heel was set free from the dangers of life, and the +bondage of sin, and the fear of death for ever. So the physician +said in his prospectus; and so said all the citizens in the city; +and there was nothing more urgent in men's hearts than to be +properly painted themselves, and nothing they took more delight in +than to see others painted. There was in the same city a young man +of a very good family but of a somewhat reckless life, who had +reached the age of manhood, and would have nothing to say to the +paint: "To-morrow was soon enough," said he; and when the morrow +came he would still put it off. She might have continued to do +until his death; only, he had a friend of about his own age and +much of his own manners; and this youth, taking a walk in the +public street, with not one fleck of paint upon his body, was +suddenly run down by a water-cart and cut off in the heyday of his +nakedness. This shook the other to the soul; so that I never +beheld a man more earnest to be painted; and on the very same +evening, in the presence of all his family, to appropriate music, +and himself weeping aloud, he received three complete coats and a +touch of varnish on the top. The physician (who was himself +affected even to tears) protested he had never done a job so +thorough. + +Some two months afterwards, the young man was carried on a +stretcher to the physician's house. + +"What is the meaning of this?" he cried, as soon as the door was +opened. "I was to be set free from all the dangers of life; and +here have I been run down by that self-same water-cart, and my leg +is broken." + +"Dear me!" said the physician. "This is very sad. But I perceive +I must explain to you the action of my paint. A broken bone is a +mighty small affair at the worst of it; and it belongs to a class +of accident to which my paint is quite inapplicable. Sin, my dear +young friend, sin is the sole calamity that a wise man should +apprehend; it is against sin that I have fitted you out; and when +you come to be tempted, you will give me news of my paint." + +"Oh!" said the young man, "I did not understand that, and it seems +rather disappointing. But I have no doubt all is for the best; and +in the meanwhile, I shall be obliged to you if you will set my +leg." + +"That is none of my business," said the physician; "but if your +bearers will carry you round the corner to the surgeon's, I feel +sure he will afford relief." + +Some three years later, the young man came running to the +physician's house in a great perturbation. "What is the meaning of +this?" he cried. "Here was I to be set free from the bondage of +sin; and I have just committed forgery, arson and murder." + +"Dear me," said the physician. "This is very serious. Off with +your clothes at once." And as soon as the young man had stripped, +he examined him from head to foot. "No," he cried with great +relief, "there is not a flake broken. Cheer up, my young friend, +your paint is as good as new." + +"Good God!" cried the young man, "and what then can be the use of +it?" + +"Why," said the physician, "I perceive I must explain to you the +nature of the action of my paint. It does not exactly prevent sin; +it extenuates instead the painful consequences. It is not so much +for this world, as for the next; it is not against life; in short, +it is against death that I have fitted you out. And when you come +to die, you will give me news of my paint." + +"Oh!" cried the young man, "I had not understood that, and it seems +a little disappointing. But there is no doubt all is for the best: +and in the meanwhile, I shall be obliged if you will help me to +undo the evil I have brought on innocent persons." + +"That is none of my business," said the physician; "but if you will +go round the corner to the police office, I feel sure it will +afford you relief to give yourself up." + +Six weeks later, the physician was called to the town gaol. + +"What is the meaning of this?" cried the young man. "Here am I +literally crusted with your paint; and I have broken my leg, and +committed all the crimes in the calendar, and must be hanged to- +morrow; and am in the meanwhile in a fear so extreme that I lack +words to picture it." + +"Dear me," said the physician. "This is really amazing. Well, +well; perhaps, if you had not been painted, you would have been +more frightened still." + + + + +VIII. - THE HOUSE OF ELD. + + +So soon as the child began to speak, the gyve was riveted; and the +boys and girls limped about their play like convicts. Doubtless it +was more pitiable to see and more painful to bear in youth; but +even the grown folk, besides being very unhandy on their feet, were +often sick with ulcers. + +About the time when Jack was ten years old, many strangers began to +journey through that country. These he beheld going lightly by on +the long roads, and the thing amazed him. "I wonder how it comes," +he asked, "that all these strangers are so quick afoot, and we must +drag about our fetter?" + +"My dear boy," said his uncle, the catechist, "do not complain +about your fetter, for it is the only thing that makes life worth +living. None are happy, none are good, none are respectable, that +are not gyved like us. And I must tell you, besides, it is very +dangerous talk. If you grumble of your iron, you will have no +luck; if ever you take it off, you will be instantly smitten by a +thunderbolt." + +"Are there no thunderbolts for these strangers?" asked Jack. + +"Jupiter is longsuffering to the benighted," returned the +catechist. + +"Upon my word, I could wish I had been less fortunate," said Jack. +"For if I had been born benighted, I might now be going free; and +it cannot be denied the iron is inconvenient, and the ulcer hurts." + +"Ah!" cried his uncle, "do not envy the heathen! Theirs is a sad +lot! Ah, poor souls, if they but knew the joys of being fettered! +Poor souls, my heart yearns for them. But the truth is they are +vile, odious, insolent, ill-conditioned, stinking brutes, not truly +human - for what is a man without a fetter? - and you cannot be too +particular not to touch or speak with them." + +After this talk, the child would never pass one of the unfettered +on the road but what he spat at him and called him names, which was +the practice of the children in that part. + +It chanced one day, when he was fifteen, he went into the woods, +and the ulcer pained him. It was a fair day, with a blue sky; all +the birds were singing; but Jack nursed his foot. Presently, +another song began; it sounded like the singing of a person, only +far more gay; at the same time there was a beating on the earth. +Jack put aside the leaves; and there was a lad of his own village, +leaping, and dancing and singing to himself in a green dell; and on +the grass beside him lay the dancer's iron. + +"Oh!" cried Jack, "you have your fetter off!" + +"For God's sake, don't tell your uncle!" cried the lad. + +"If you fear my uncle," returned Jack "why do you not fear the +thunderbolt"? + +"That is only an old wives' tale," said the other. "It is only +told to children. Scores of us come here among the woods and dance +for nights together, and are none the worse." + +This put Jack in a thousand new thoughts. He was a grave lad; he +had no mind to dance himself; he wore his fetter manfully, and +tended his ulcer without complaint. But he loved the less to be +deceived or to see others cheated. He began to lie in wait for +heathen travellers, at covert parts of the road, and in the dusk of +the day, so that he might speak with them unseen; and these were +greatly taken with their wayside questioner, and told him things of +weight. The wearing of gyves (they said) was no command of +Jupiter's. It was the contrivance of a white-faced thing, a +sorcerer, that dwelt in that country in the Wood of Eld. He was +one like Glaucus that could change his shape, yet he could be +always told; for when he was crossed, he gobbled like a turkey. He +had three lives; but the third smiting would make an end of him +indeed; and with that his house of sorcery would vanish, the gyves +fall, and the villagers take hands and dance like children. + +"And in your country?" Jack would ask. + +But at this the travellers, with one accord, would put him off; +until Jack began to suppose there was no land entirely happy. Or, +if there were, it must be one that kept its folk at home; which was +natural enough. + +But the case of the gyves weighed upon him. The sight of the +children limping stuck in his eyes; the groans of such as dressed +their ulcers haunted him. And it came at last in his mind that he +was born to free them. + +There was in that village a sword of heavenly forgery, beaten upon +Vulcan's anvil. It was never used but in the temple, and then the +flat of it only; and it hung on a nail by the catechist's chimney. +Early one night, Jack rose, and took the sword, and was gone out of +the house and the village in the darkness. + +All night he walked at a venture; and when day came, he met +strangers going to the fields. Then he asked after the Wood of Eld +and the house of sorcery; and one said north, and one south; until +Jack saw that they deceived him. So then, when he asked his way of +any man, he showed the bright sword naked; and at that the gyve on +the man's ankle rang, and answered in his stead; and the word was +still STRAIGHT ON. But the man, when his gyve spoke, spat and +struck at Jack, and threw stones at him as he went away; so that +his head was broken. + +So he came to that wood, and entered in, and he was aware of a +house in a low place, where funguses grew, and the trees met, and +the steaming of the marsh arose about it like a smoke. It was a +fine house, and a very rambling; some parts of it were ancient like +the hills, and some but of yesterday, and none finished; and all +the ends of it were open, so that you could go in from every side. +Yet it was in good repair, and all the chimneys smoked. + +Jack went in through the gable; and there was one room after +another, all bare, but all furnished in part, so that a man could +dwell there; and in each there was a fire burning, where a man +could warm himself, and a table spread where he might eat. But +Jack saw nowhere any living creature; only the bodies of some +stuffed. + +"This is a hospitable house," said Jack; "but the ground must be +quaggy underneath, for at every step the building quakes." + +He had gone some time in the house, when he began to be hungry. +Then he looked at the food, and at first he was afraid; but he +bared the sword, and by the shining of the sword, it seemed the +food was honest. So he took the courage to sit down and eat, and +he was refreshed in mind and body. + +"This is strange," thought he, "that in the house of sorcery there +should be food so wholesome." + +As he was yet eating, there came into that room the appearance of +his uncle, and Jack was afraid because he had taken the sword. But +his uncle was never more kind, and sat down to meat with him, and +praised him because he had taken the sword. Never had these two +been more pleasantly together, and Jack was full of love to the +man. + +"It was very well done," said his uncle, "to take the sword and +come yourself into the House of Eld; a good thought and a brave +deed. But now you are satisfied; and we may go home to dinner arm +in arm." + +"Oh, dear, no!" said Jack. "I am not satisfied yet." + +"How!" cried his uncle. "Are you not warmed by the fire? Does not +this food sustain you?" + +"I see the food to be wholesome," said Jack; "and still it is no +proof that a man should wear a gyve on his right leg." + +Now at this the appearance of his uncle gobbled like a turkey. + +"Jupiter!" cried Jack, "is this the sorcerer?" + +His hand held back and his heart failed him for the love he bore +his uncle; but he heaved up the sword and smote the appearance on +the head; and it cried out aloud with the voice of his uncle; and +fell to the ground; and a little bloodless white thing fled from +the room. + +The cry rang in Jack's ears, and his knees smote together, and +conscience cried upon him; and yet he was strengthened, and there +woke in his bones the lust of that enchanter's blood. "If the +gyves are to fall," said he, "I must go through with this, and when +I get home I shall find my uncle dancing." + +So he went on after the bloodless thing. In the way, he met the +appearance of his father; and his father was incensed, and railed +upon him, and called to him upon his duty, and bade him be home, +while there was yet time. "For you can still," said he, "be home +by sunset; and then all will be forgiven." + +"God knows," said Jack, "I fear your anger; but yet your anger does +not prove that a man should wear a gyve on his right leg." + +And at that the appearance of his father gobbled like a turkey. + +"Ah, heaven," cried Jack, "the sorcerer again!" + +The blood ran backward in his body and his joints rebelled against +him for the love he bore his father; but he heaved up the sword, +and plunged it in the heart of the appearance; and the appearance +cried out aloud with the voice of his father; and fell to the +ground; and a little bloodless white thing fled from the room. + +The cry rang in Jack's ears, and his soul was darkened; but now +rage came to him. "I have done what I dare not think upon," said +he. "I will go to an end with it, or perish. And when I get home, +I pray God this may be a dream, and I may find my father dancing." + +So he went on after the bloodless thing that had escaped; and in +the way he met the appearance of his mother, and she wept. "What +have you done?" she cried. "What is this that you have done? Oh, +come home (where you may be by bedtime) ere you do more ill to me +and mine; for it is enough to smite my brother and your father." + +"Dear mother, it is not these that I have smitten," said Jack; "it +was but the enchanter in their shape. And even if I had, it would +not prove that a man should wear a gyve on his right leg." + +And at this the appearance gobbled like a turkey. + +He never knew how he did that; but he swung the sword on the one +side, and clove the appearance through the midst; and it cried out +aloud with the voice of his mother; and fell to the ground; and +with the fall of it, the house was gone from over Jack's head, and +he stood alone in the woods, and the gyve was loosened from his +leg. + +"Well," said he, "the enchanter is now dead, and the fetter gone." +But the cries rang in his soul, and the day was like night to him. +"This has been a sore business," said he. "Let me get forth out of +the wood, and see the good that I have done to others." + +He thought to leave the fetter where it lay, but when he turned to +go, his mind was otherwise. So he stooped and put the gyve in his +bosom; and the rough iron galled him as he went, and his bosom +bled. + +Now when he was forth of the wood upon the highway, he met folk +returning from the field; and those he met had no fetter on the +right leg, but, behold! they had one upon the left. Jack asked +them what it signified; and they said, "that was the new wear, for +the old was found to be a superstition". Then he looked at them +nearly; and there was a new ulcer on the left ankle, and the old +one on the right was not yet healed. + +"Now, may God forgive me!" cried Jack. "I would I were well home." + +And when he was home, there lay his uncle smitten on the head, and +his father pierced through the heart, and his mother cloven through +the midst. And he sat in the lone house and wept beside the +bodies. + + +MORAL. + + +Old is the tree and the fruit good, +Very old and thick the wood. +Woodman, is your courage stout? +Beware! the root is wrapped about +Your mother's heart, your father's bones; +And like the mandrake comes with groans. + + + + +IX - THE FOUR REFORMERS. + + +FOUR reformers met under a bramble bush. They were all agreed the +world must be changed. "We must abolish property," said one. + +"We must abolish marriage," said the second. + +"We must abolish God," said the third. + +"I wish we could abolish work," said the fourth. + +"Do not let us get beyond practical politics," said the first. +"The first thing is to reduce men to a common level." + +"The first thing," said the second, "is to give freedom to the +sexes." + +"The first thing," said the third, "is to find out how to do it." + +"The first step," said the first, "is to abolish the Bible." + +"The first thing," said the second, "is to abolish the laws." + +"The first thing," said the third, "is to abolish mankind." + + + + +X. - THE MAN AND HIS FRIEND. + + +A MAN quarrelled with his friend. + +"I have been much deceived in you," said the man. + +And the friend made a face at him and went away. + +A little after, they both died, and came together before the great +white Justice of the Peace. It began to look black for the friend, +but the man for a while had a clear character and was getting in +good spirits. + +"I find here some record of a quarrel," said the justice, looking +in his notes. "Which of you was in the wrong?" + +"He was," said the man. "He spoke ill of me behind my back." + +"Did he so?" said the justice. "And pray how did he speak about +your neighbours?" + +"Oh, he had always a nasty tongue," said the man. + +"And you chose him for your friend?" cried the justice. "My good +fellow, we have no use here for fools." + +So the man was cast in the pit, and the friend laughed out aloud in +the dark and remained to be tried on other charges. + + + + +XI. - THE READER. + + +"I NEVER read such an impious book," said the reader, throwing it +on the floor. + +"You need not hurt me," said the book; "you will only get less for +me second hand, and I did not write myself." + +"That is true," said the reader. "My quarrel is with your author." + +"Ah, well," said the book, "you need not buy his rant." + +"That is true," said the reader. "But I thought him such a +cheerful writer." + +"I find him so," said the book. + +"You must be differently made from me," said the reader. + +"Let me tell you a fable," said the book. "There were two men +wrecked upon a desert island; one of them made believe he was at +home, the other admitted - " + +"Oh, I know your kind of fable," said the reader. "They both +died." + +"And so they did," said the book. "No doubt of that. And +everybody else." + +"That is true," said the reader. "Push it a little further for +this once. And when they were all dead?" + +"They were in God's hands, the same as before," said the book. + +"Not much to boast of, by your account," cried the reader. + +"Who is impious now?" said the book. + +And the reader put him on the fire. + + +The coward crouches from the rod, +And loathes the iron face of God. + + + + +XII. - THE CITIZEN AND THE TRAVELLER. + + +"LOOK round you," said the citizen. "This is the largest market in +the world." + +"Oh, surely not," said the traveller. + +"Well, perhaps not the largest," said the citizen, "but much the +best." + +"You are certainly wrong there," said the traveller. "I can tell +you . . ." + +They buried the stranger at the dusk. + + + + +XIII. - THE DISTINGUISHED STRANGER. + + +ONCE upon a time there came to this earth a visitor from a +neighbouring planet. And he was met at the place of his descent by +a great philosopher, who was to show him everything. + +First of all they came through a wood, and the stranger looked upon +the trees. "Whom have we here?" said he. + +"These are only vegetables," said the philosopher. "They are +alive, but not at all interesting." + +"I don't know about that," said the stranger. "They seem to have +very good manners. Do they never speak?" + +"They lack the gift," said the philosopher. + +"Yet I think I hear them sing," said the other. + +"That is only the wind among the leaves," said the philosopher. "I +will explain to you the theory of winds: it is very interesting." + +"Well," said the stranger, "I wish I knew what they are thinking." + +"They cannot think," said the philosopher. + +"I don't know about that," returned the stranger: and then, laying +his hand upon a trunk: "I like these people," said he. + +"They are not people at all," said the philosopher. "Come along." + +Next they came through a meadow where there were cows. + +"These are very dirty people," said the stranger. + +"They are not people at all," said the philosopher; and he +explained what a cow is in scientific words which I have forgotten. + +"That is all one to me," said the stranger. "But why do they never +look up?" + +"Because they are graminivorous," said the philosopher; "and to +live upon grass, which is not highly nutritious, requires so close +an attention to business that they have no time to think, or speak, +or look at the scenery, or keep themselves clean." + +"Well," said the stranger, "that is one way to live, no doubt. But +I prefer the people with the green heads." + +Next they came into a city, and the streets were full of men and +women. + +"These are very odd people," said the stranger. + +"They are the people of the greatest nation in the world," said the +philosopher. + +"Are they indeed?" said the stranger. "They scarcely look so." + + + + +XIV. - THE CART-HORSES AND THE SADDLE-HORSE. + + +Two cart-horses, a gelding and a mare, were brought to Samoa, and +put in the same field with a saddle-horse to run free on the +island. They were rather afraid to go near him, for they saw he +was a saddle-horse, and supposed he would not speak to them. Now +the saddle-horse had never seen creatures so big. "These must be +great chiefs," thought he, and he approached them civilly. "Lady +and gentleman," said he, "I understand you are from the colonies. +I offer you my affectionate compliments, and make you heartily +welcome to the islands." + +The colonials looked at him askance, and consulted with each other. + +"Who can he be?" said the gelding. + +"He seems suspiciously civil," said the mare. + +"I do not think he can be much account," said the gelding. + +"Depend upon it he is only a Kanaka," said the mare. + +Then they turned to him. + +"Go to the devil!" said the gelding. + +"I wonder at your impudence, speaking to persons of our quality!" +cried the mare. + +The saddle-horse went away by himself. "I was right," said he, +"they are great chiefs." + + + + +XV - THE TADPOLE AND THE FROG. + + +"BE ashamed of yourself," said the frog. + +"When I was a tadpole, I had no tail." + +"Just what I thought!" said the tadpole. + +"You never were a tadpole." + + + + +XVI. - SOMETHING IN IT. + + +THE natives told him many tales. In particular, they warned him of +the house of yellow reeds tied with black sinnet, how any one who +touched it became instantly the prey of Akaanga, and was handed on +to him by Miru the ruddy, and hocussed with the kava of the dead, +and baked in the ovens and eaten by the eaters of the dead. + +"There is nothing in it," said the missionary. + +There was a bay upon that island, a very fair bay to look upon; +but, by the native saying, it was death to bathe there. "There is +nothing in that," said the missionary; and he came to the bay, and +went swimming. Presently an eddy took him and bore him towards the +reef. "Oho!" thought the missionary, "it seems there is something +in it after all." And he swam the harder, but the eddy carried him +away. "I do not care about this eddy," said the missionary; and +even as he said it, he was aware of a house raised on piles above +the sea; it was built of yellow reeds, one reed joined with +another, and the whole bound with black sinnet; a ladder led to the +door, and all about the house hung calabashes. He had never seen +such a house, nor yet such calabashes; and the eddy set for the +ladder. "This is singular," said the missionary, "but there can be +nothing in it." And he laid hold of the ladder and went up. It +was a fine house; but there was no man there; and when the +missionary looked back he saw no island, only the heaving of the +sea. "It is strange about the island," said the missionary, "but +who's afraid? my stories are the true ones." And he laid hold of a +calabash, for he was one that loved curiosities. Now he had no +sooner laid hand upon the calabash than that which he handled, and +that which he saw and stood on, burst like a bubble and was gone; +and night closed upon him, and the waters, and the meshes of the +net; and he wallowed there like a fish. + +"A body would think there was something in this," said the +missionary. "But if these tales are true, I wonder what about my +tales!" + +Now the flaming of Akaanga's torch drew near in the night; and the +misshapen hands groped in the meshes of the net; and they took the +missionary between the finger and the thumb, and bore him dripping +in the night and silence to the place of the ovens of Miru. And +there was Miru, ruddy in the glow of the ovens; and there sat her +four daughters, and made the kava of the dead; and there sat the +comers out of the islands of the living, dripping and lamenting. + +This was a dread place to reach for any of the sons of men. But of +all who ever came there, the missionary was the most concerned; +and, to make things worse, the person next him was a convert of his +own. + +"Aha," said the convert, "so you are here like your neighbours? +And how about all your stories?" + +"It seems," said the missionary, with bursting tears, "that there +was nothing in them." + +By this the kava of the dead was ready, and the daughters of Miru +began to intone in the old manner of singing. "Gone are the green +islands and the bright sea, the sun and the moon and the forty +million stars, and life and love and hope. Henceforth is no more, +only to sit in the night and silence, and see your friends +devoured; for life is a deceit, and the bandage is taken from your +eyes." + +Now when the singing was done, one of the daughters came with the +bowl. Desire of that kava rose in the missionary's bosom; he +lusted for it like a swimmer for the land, or a bridegroom for his +bride; and he reached out his hand, and took the bowl, and would +have drunk. And then he remembered, and put it back. + +"Drink!" sang the daughter of Miru. + +"There is no kava like the kava of the dead, and to drink of it +once is the reward of living." + +"I thank you. It smells excellent," said the missionary. "But I +am a blue-ribbon man myself; and though I am aware there is a +difference of opinion even in our own confession, I have always +held kava to be excluded." + +"What!" cried the convert. "Are you going to respect a taboo at a +time like this? And you were always so opposed to taboos when you +were alive!" + +"To other people's," said the missionary. "Never to my own." + +"But yours have all proved wrong," said the convert. + +"It looks like it," said the missionary, "and I can't help that. +No reason why I should break my word." + +"I never heard the like of this!" cried the daughter of Miru. +"Pray, what do you expect to gain?" + +"That is not the point," said the missionary. "I took this pledge +for others, I am not going to break it for myself." + +The daughter of Miru was puzzled; she came and told her mother, and +Miru was vexed; and they went and told Akaanga. "I don't know what +to do about this," said Akaanga; and he came and reasoned with the +missionary. + +"But there IS such a thing as right and wrong," said the +missionary; "and your ovens cannot alter that." + +"Give the kava to the rest," said Akaanga to the daughters of Miru. +"I must get rid of this sea-lawyer instantly, or worse will come of +it." + +The next moment the missionary came up in the midst of the sea, and +there before him were the palm trees of the island. He swam to the +shore gladly, and landed. Much matter of thought was in that +missionary's mind. + +"I seem to have been misinformed upon some points," said he. +"Perhaps there is not much in it, as I supposed; but there is +something in it after all. Let me be glad of that." + +And he rang the bell for service. + + +MORAL. + + +The sticks break, the stones crumble, +The eternal altars tilt and tumble, +Sanctions and tales dislimn like mist +About the amazed evangelist. +He stands unshook from age to youth +Upon one pin-point of the truth. + + + + +XVII. - FAITH, HALF FAITH AND NO FAITH AT ALL. + + +IN the ancient days there went three men upon pilgrimage; one was a +priest, and one was a virtuous person, and the third was an old +rover with his axe. + +As they went, the priest spoke about the grounds of faith. + +"We find the proofs of our religion in the works of nature," said +he, and beat his breast. + +"That is true," said the virtuous person. + +"The peacock has a scrannel voice," said the priest, "as has been +laid down always in our books. How cheering!" he cried, in a voice +like one that wept. "How comforting!" + +"I require no such proofs," said the virtuous person. + +"Then you have no reasonable faith," said the priest. + +"Great is the right, and shall prevail!" cried the virtuous person. +"There is loyalty in my soul; be sure, there is loyalty in the mind +of Odin." + +"These are but playings upon words," returned the priest. "A +sackful of such trash is nothing to the peacock." + +Just then they passed a country farm, where there was a peacock +seated on a rail; and the bird opened its mouth and sang with the +voice of a nightingale. + +"Where are you now?" asked the virtuous person. "And yet this +shakes not me! Great is the truth, and shall prevail!" + +"The devil fly away with that peacock!" said the priest; and he was +downcast for a mile or two. + +But presently they came to a shrine, where a Fakeer performed +miracles. + +"Ah!" said the priest, "here are the true grounds of faith. The +peacock was but an adminicle. This is the base of our religion." + +And he beat upon his breast, and groaned like one with colic. + +"Now to me," said the virtuous person, "all this is as little to +the purpose as the peacock. I believe because I see the right is +great and must prevail; and this Fakeer might carry on with his +conjuring tricks till doomsday, and it would not play bluff upon a +man like me." + +Now at this the Fakeer was so much incensed that his hand trembled; +and, lo! in the midst of a miracle the cards fell from up his +sleeve. + +"Where are you now?" asked the virtuous person. "And yet it shakes +not me!" + +"The devil fly away with the Fakeer!" cried the priest. "I really +do not see the good of going on with this pilgrimage." + +"Cheer up!" cried the virtuous person. "Great is the right, and +shall prevail!" + +"If you are quite sure it will prevail," says the priest. + +"I pledge my word for that," said the virtuous person. + +So the other began to go on again with a better heart. + +At last one came running, and told them all was lost: that the +powers of darkness had besieged the Heavenly Mansions, that Odin +was to die, and evil triumph. + +"I have been grossly deceived," cried the virtuous person. + +"All is lost now," said the priest. + +"I wonder if it is too late to make it up with the devil?" said the +virtuous person. + +"Oh, I hope not," said the priest. "And at any rate we can but +try. But what are you doing with your axe?" says he to the rover. + +"I am off to die with Odin," said the rover. + + + + +XVIII. - THE TOUCHSTONE. + + +THE King was a man that stood well before the world; his smile was +sweet as clover, but his soul withinsides was as little as a pea. +He had two sons; and the younger son was a boy after his heart, but +the elder was one whom he feared. It befell one morning that the +drum sounded in the dun before it was yet day; and the King rode +with his two sons, and a brave array behind them. They rode two +hours, and came to the foot of a brown mountain that was very +steep. + +"Where do we ride?" said the elder son. + +"Across this brown mountain." said the King, and smiled to himself. + +"My father knows what he is doing," said the younger son. + +And they rode two hours more, and came to the sides of a black +river that was wondrous deep. + +"And where do we ride?" asked the elder son. + +"Over this black river," said the King, and smiled to himself. + +"My father knows what he is doing," said the younger son. + +And they rode all that day, and about the time of the sunsetting +came to the side of a lake, where was a great dun. + +"It is here we ride," said the King; "to a King's house, and a +priest's, and a house where you will learn much." + +At the gates of the dun, the King who was a priest met them; and he +was a grave man, and beside him stood his daughter, and she was as +fair as the morn, and one that smiled and looked down. + +"These are my two sons," said the first King. + +"And here is my daughter," said the King who was a priest. + +"She is a wonderful fine maid," said the first King, "and I like +her manner of smiling," + +"They are wonderful well-grown lads," said the second, "and I like +their gravity." + +And then the two Kings looked at each other, and said, "The thing +may come about". + +And in the meanwhile the two lads looked upon the maid, and the one +grew pale and the other red; and the maid looked upon the ground +smiling. + +"Here is the maid that I shall marry," said the elder. "For I +think she smiled upon me." + +But the younger plucked his father by the sleeve. "Father," said +he, "a word in your ear. If I find favour in your sight, might not +I wed this maid, for I think she smiles upon me?" + +"A word in yours," said the King his father. "Waiting is good +hunting, and when the teeth are shut the tongue is at home." + +Now they were come into the dun, and feasted; and this was a great +house, so that the lads were astonished; and the King that was a +priest sat at the end of the board and was silent, so that the lads +were filled with reverence; and the maid served them smiling with +downcast eyes, so that their hearts were enlarged. + +Before it was day, the elder son arose, and he found the maid at +her weaving, for she was a diligent girl. "Maid," quoth he, "I +would fain marry you." + +"You must speak with my father," said she, and she looked upon the +ground smiling, and became like the rose. + +"Her heart is with me," said the elder son, and he went down to the +lake and sang. + +A little after came the younger son. "Maid," quoth he, "if our +fathers were agreed, I would like well to marry you." + +"You can speak to my father," said she; and looked upon the ground, +and smiled and grew like the rose. + +"She is a dutiful daughter," said the younger son, "she will make +an obedient wife." And then he thought, "What shall I do?" and he +remembered the King her father was a priest; so he went into the +temple, and sacrificed a weasel and a hare. + +Presently the news got about; and the two lads and the first King +were called into the presence of the King who was a priest, where +he sat upon the high seat. + +"Little I reck of gear," said the King who was a priest, "and +little of power. For we live here among the shadow of things, and +the heart is sick of seeing them. And we stay here in the wind +like raiment drying, and the heart is weary of the wind. But one +thing I love, and that is truth; and for one thing will I give my +daughter, and that is the trial stone. For in the light of that +stone the seeming goes, and the being shows, and all things besides +are worthless. Therefore, lads, if ye would wed my daughter, out +foot, and bring me the stone of touch, for that is the price of +her." + +"A word in your ear," said the younger son to his father. "I think +we do very well without this stone." + +"A word in yours," said the father. "I am of your way of thinking; +but when the teeth are shut the tongue is at home." And he smiled +to the King that was a priest. + +But the elder son got to his feet, and called the King that was a +priest by the name of father. "For whether I marry the maid or no, +I will call you by that word for the love of your wisdom; and even +now I will ride forth and search the world for the stone of touch." +So he said farewell, and rode into the world. + +"I think I will go, too," said the younger son, "if I can have your +leave. For my heart goes out to the maid." + +"You will ride home with me," said his father. + +So they rode home, and when they came to the dun, the King had his +son into his treasury. "Here," said he, "is the touchstone which +shows truth; for there is no truth but plain truth; and if you will +look in this, you will see yourself as you are." + +And the younger son looked in it, and saw his face as it were the +face of a beardless youth, and he was well enough pleased; for the +thing was a piece of a mirror. + +"Here is no such great thing to make a work about," said he; "but +if it will get me the maid I shall never complain. But what a fool +is my brother to ride into the world, and the thing all the while +at home!" + +So they rode back to the other dun, and showed the mirror to the +King that was a priest; and when he had looked in it, and seen +himself like a King, and his house like a King's house, and all +things like themselves, he cried out and blessed God. "For now I +know," said he, "there is no truth but the plain truth; and I am a +King indeed, although my heart misgave me." And he pulled down his +temple, and built a new one; and then the younger son was married +to the maid. + +In the meantime the elder son rode into the world to find the +touchstone of the trial of truth; and whenever he came to a place +of habitation, he would ask the men if they had heard of it. And +in every place the men answered: "Not only have we heard of it, but +we alone, of all men, possess the thing itself, and it hangs in the +side of our chimney to this day". Then would the elder son be +glad, and beg for a sight of it. And sometimes it would be a piece +of mirror, that showed the seeming of things; and then he would +say, "This can never be, for there should be more than seeming". +And sometimes it would be a lump of coal, which showed nothing; and +then he would say, "This can never be, for at least there is the +seeming". And sometimes it would be a touchstone indeed, beautiful +in hue, adorned with polishing, the light inhabiting its sides; and +when he found this, he would beg the thing, and the persons of that +place would give it him, for all men were very generous of that +gift; so that at the last he had his wallet full of them, and they +chinked together when he rode; and when he halted by the side of +the way he would take them out and try them, till his head turned +like the sails upon a windmill. + +"A murrain upon this business!" said the elder son, "for I perceive +no end to it. Here I have the red, and here the blue and the +green; and to me they seem all excellent, and yet shame each other. +A murrain on the trade! If it were not for the King that is a +priest and whom I have called my father, and if it were not for the +fair maid of the dun that makes my mouth to sing and my heart +enlarge, I would even tumble them all into the salt sea, and go +home and be a King like other folk." + +But he was like the hunter that has seen a stag upon a mountain, so +that the night may fall, and the fire be kindled, and the lights +shine in his house; but desire of that stag is single in his bosom. + +Now after many years the elder son came upon the sides of the salt +sea; and it was night, and a savage place, and the clamour of the +sea was loud. There he was aware of a house, and a man that sat +there by the light of a candle, for he had no fire. Now the elder +son came in to him, and the man gave him water to drink, for he had +no bread; and wagged his head when he was spoken to, for he had no +words. + +"Have you the touchstone of truth?" asked the elder son and when +the man had wagged his head, "I might have known that," cried the +elder son. "I have here a wallet full of them!" And with that he +laughed, although his heart was weary. + +And with that the man laughed too, and with the fuff of his +laughter the candle went out. + +"Sleep," said the man, "for now I think you have come far enough; +and your quest is ended, and my candle is out." + +Now when the morning came, the man gave him a clear pebble in his +hand, and it had no beauty and no colour; and the elder son looked +upon it scornfully and shook his head; and he went away, for it +seemed a small affair to him. + +All that day he rode, and his mind was quiet, and the desire of the +chase allayed. "How if this poor pebble be the touchstone, after +all?" said he: and he got down from his horse, and emptied forth +his wallet by the side of the way. Now, in the light of each +other, all the touchstones lost their hue and fire, and withered +like stars at morning; but in the light of the pebble, their beauty +remained, only the pebble was the most bright. And the elder son +smote upon his brow. "How if this be the truth?" he cried, "that +all are a little true?" And he took the pebble, and turned its +light upon the heavens, and they deepened about him like the pit; +and he turned it on the hills, and the hills were cold and rugged, +but life ran in their sides so that his own life bounded; and he +turned it on the dust, and he beheld the dust with joy and terror; +and he turned it on himself, and kneeled down and prayed. + +"Now, thanks be to God," said the elder son, "I have found the +touchstone; and now I may turn my reins, and ride home to the King +and to the maid of the dun that makes my mouth to sing and my heart +enlarge." + +Now when he came to the dun, he saw children playing by the gate +where the King had met him in the old days; and this stayed his +pleasure, for he thought in his heart, "It is here my children +should be playing". And when he came into the hall, there was his +brother on the high seat and the maid beside him; and at that his +anger rose, for he thought in his heart, "It is I that should be +sitting there, and the maid beside me". + +"Who are you?" said his brother. "And what make you in the dun?" + +"I am your elder brother," he replied. "And I am come to marry the +maid, for I have brought the touchstone of truth." + +Then the younger brother laughed aloud. "Why," said he, "I found +the touchstone years ago, and married the maid, and there are our +children playing at the gate." + +Now at this the elder brother grew as gray as the dawn. "I pray +you have dealt justly," said he, "for I perceive my life is lost." + +"Justly?" quoth the younger brother. "It becomes you ill, that are +a restless man and a runagate, to doubt my justice, or the King my +father's, that are sedentary folk and known in the land." + +"Nay," said the elder brother, "you have all else, have patience +also; and suffer me to say the world is full of touchstones, and it +appears not easily which is true." + +"I have no shame of mine," said the younger brother. "There it is, +and look in it." + +So the elder brother looked in the mirror, and he was sore amazed; +for he was an old man, and his hair was white upon his head; and he +sat down in the hall and wept aloud. + +"Now," said the younger brother, "see what a fool's part you have +played, that ran over all the world to seek what was lying in our +father's treasury, and came back an old carle for the dogs to bark +at, and without chick or child. And I that was dutiful and wise +sit here crowned with virtues and pleasures, and happy in the light +of my hearth." + +"Methinks you have a cruel tongue," said the elder brother; and he +pulled out the clear pebble and turned its light on his brother; +and behold the man was lying, his soul was shrunk into the +smallness of a pea, and his heart was a bag of little fears like +scorpions, and love was dead in his bosom. And at that the elder +brother cried out aloud, and turned the light of the pebble on the +maid, and, lo! she was but a mask of a woman, and withinside's she +was quite dead, and she smiled as a clock ticks, and knew not +wherefore. + +"Oh, well," said the elder brother, "I perceive there is both good +and bad. So fare ye all as well as ye may in the dun; but I will +go forth into the world with my pebble in my pocket." + + + + +XIX. - THE POOR THING. + + +THERE was a man in the islands who fished for his bare bellyful, +and took his life in his hands to go forth upon the sea between +four planks. But though he had much ado, he was merry of heart; +and the gulls heard him laugh when the spray met him. And though +he had little lore, he was sound of spirit; and when the fish came +to his hook in the mid-waters, he blessed God without weighing. He +was bitter poor in goods and bitter ugly of countenance, and he had +no wife. + +It fell in the time of the fishing that the man awoke in his house +about the midst of the afternoon. The fire burned in the midst, +and the smoke went up and the sun came down by the chimney. And +the man was aware of the likeness of one that warmed his hands at +the red peats. + +"I greet you," said the man, "in the name of God." + +"I greet you," said he that warmed his hands, "but not in the name +of God, for I am none of His; nor in the name of Hell, for I am not +of Hell. For I am but a bloodless thing, less than wind and +lighter than a sound, and the wind goes through me like a net, and +I am broken by a sound and shaken by the cold." + +"Be plain with me," said the man, "and tell me your name and of +your nature." + +"My name," quoth the other, "is not yet named, and my nature not +yet sure. For I am part of a man; and I was a part of your +fathers, and went out to fish and fight with them in the ancient +days. But now is my turn not yet come; and I wait until you have a +wife, and then shall I be in your son, and a brave part of him, +rejoicing manfully to launch the boat into the surf, skilful to +direct the helm, and a man of might where the ring closes and the +blows are going." + +"This is a marvellous thing to hear," said the man; "and if you are +indeed to be my son, I fear it will go ill with you; for I am +bitter poor in goods and bitter ugly in face, and I shall never get +me a wife if I live to the age of eagles." + +"All this hate I come to remedy, my Father," said the Poor Thing; +"for we must go this night to the little isle of sheep, where our +fathers lie in the dead-cairn, and to-morrow to the Earl's Hall, +and there shall you find a wife by my providing." + +So the man rose and put forth his boat at the time of the +sunsetting; and the Poor Thing sat in the prow, and the spray blew +through his bones like snow, and the wind whistled in his teeth, +and the boat dipped not with the weight of him. + +"I am fearful to see you, my son," said the man. " For methinks +you are no thing of God." + +"It is only the wind that whistles in my teeth," said the Poor +Thing, "and there is no life in me to keep it out." + +So they came to the little isle of sheep, where the surf burst all +about it in the midst of the sea, and it was all green with +bracken, and all wet with dew, and the moon enlightened it. They +ran the boat into a cove, and set foot to land; and the man came +heavily behind among the rocks in the deepness of the bracken, but +the Poor Thing went before him like a smoke in the light of the +moon. So they came to the dead-cairn, and they laid their ears to +the stones; and the dead complained withinsides like a swarm of +bees: "Time was that marrow was in our bones, and strength in our +sinews; and the thoughts of our head were clothed upon with acts +and the words of men. But now are we broken in sunder, and the +bonds of our bones are loosed, and our thoughts lie in the dust." + +Then said the Poor Thing: "Charge them that they give you the +virtue they withheld". + +And the man said: "Bones of my fathers, greeting! for I am sprung +of your loins. And now, behold, I break open the piled stones of +your cairn, and I let in the noon between your ribs. Count it well +done, for it was to be; and give me what I come seeking in the name +of blood and in the name of God." + +And the spirits of the dead stirred in the cairn like ants; and +they spoke: "You have broken the roof of our cairn and let in the +noon between our ribs; and you have the strength of the still- +living. But what virtue have we? what power? or what jewel here in +the dust with us, that any living man should covet or receive it? +for we are less than nothing. But we tell you one thing, speaking +with many voices like bees, that the way is plain before all like +the grooves of launching: So forth into life and fear not, for so +did we all in the ancient ages." And their voices passed away like +an eddy in a river. + +"Now," said the Poor Thing, "they have told you a lesson, but make +them give you a gift. Stoop your hand among the bones without +drawback, and you shall find their treasure." + +So the man stooped his hand, and the dead laid hold upon it many +and faint like ants; but he shook them off, and behold, what he +brought up in his hand was the shoe of a horse, and it was rusty. + +"It is a thing of no price," quoth the man, "for it is rusty." + +"We shall see that," said the Poor Thing; "for in my thought it is +a good thing to do what our fathers did, and to keep what they kept +without question. And in my thought one thing is as good as +another in this world; and a shoe of a horse will do." + +Now they got into their boat with the horseshoe, and when the dawn +was come they were aware of the smoke of the Earl's town and the +bells of the Kirk that beat. So they set foot to shore; and the +man went up to the market among the fishers over against the palace +and the Kirk; and he was bitter poor and bitter ugly, and he had +never a fish to sell, but only a shoe of a horse in his creel, and +it rusty. + +"Now," said the Poor Thing, "do so and so, and you shall find a +wife and I a mother." + +It befell that the Earl's daughter came forth to go into the Kirk +upon her prayers; and when she saw the poor man stand in the market +with only the shoe of a horse, and it rusty, it came in her mind it +should be a thing of price. + +"What is that?" quoth she. + +"It is a shoe of a horse," said the man. + +"And what is the use of it?" quoth the Earl's daughter. + +"It is for no use," said the man. + +"I may not believe that," said she; "else why should you carry it?" + +"I do so," said he, "because it was so my fathers did in the +ancient ages; and I have neither a better reason nor a worse." + +Now the Earl's daughter could not find it in her mind to believe +him. "Come," quoth she, "sell me this, for I am sure it is a thing +of price." + +"Nay," said the man, "the thing is not for sale." + +"What!" cried the Earl's daughter. "Then what make you here in the +town's market, with the thing in your creel and nought beside?" + +"I sit here," says the man, "to get me a wife." + +"There is no sense in any of these answers," thought the Earl's +daughter; "and I could find it in my heart to weep." + +By came the Earl upon that; and she called him and told him all. +And when he had heard, he was of his daughter's mind that this +should be a thing of virtue; and charged the man to set a price +upon the thing, or else be hanged upon the gallows; and that was +near at hand, so that the man could see it. + +"The way of life is straight like the grooves of launching," quoth +the man. "And if I am to be hanged let me be hanged." + +"Why!" cried the Earl, "will you set your neck against a shoe of a +horse, and it rusty?" + +"In my thought," said the man, "one thing is as good as another in +this world and a shoe of a horse will do." + +"This can never be," thought the Earl; and he stood and looked upon +the man, and bit his beard. + +And the man looked up at him and smiled. "It was so my fathers did +in the ancient ages," quoth he to the Earl, "and I have neither a +better reason nor a worse." + +"There is no sense in any of this," thought the Earl, "and I must +be growing old." So he had his daughter on one side, and says he: +"Many suitors have you denied, my child. But here is a very +strange matter that a man should cling so to a shoe of a horse, and +it rusty; and that he should offer it like a thing on sale, and yet +not sell it; and that he should sit there seeking a wife. If I +come not to the bottom of this thing, I shall have no more pleasure +in bread; and I can see no way, but either I should hang or you +should marry him." + +"By my troth, but he is bitter ugly," said the Earl's daughter. +"How if the gallows be so near at hand?" + +"It was not so," said the Earl, "that my fathers did in the ancient +ages. I am like the man, and can give you neither a better reason +nor a worse. But do you, prithee, speak with him again." + +So the Earl's daughter spoke to the man. "If you were not so +bitter ugly," quoth she, "my father the Earl would have us marry." + +"Bitter ugly am I," said the man, "and you as fair as May. Bitter +ugly I am, and what of that? It was so my fathers - " + +"In the name of God," said the Earl's daughter, "let your fathers +be!" + +"If I had done that," said the man, "you had never been chaffering +with me here in the market, nor your father the Earl watching with +the end of his eye." + +"But come," quoth the Earl's daughter, "this is a very strange +thing, that you would have me wed for a shoe of a horse, and it +rusty." + +"In my thought," quoth the man, "one thing is as good - " + +"Oh, spare me that," said the Earl's daughter, "and tell me why I +should marry." + +"Listen and look," said the man. + +Now the wind blew through the Poor Thing like an infant crying, so +that her heart was melted; and her eyes were unsealed, and she was +aware of the thing as it were a babe unmothered, and she took it to +her arms, and it melted in her arms like the air. + +"Come," said the man, "behold a vision of our children, the busy +hearth, and the white heads. And let that suffice, for it is all +God offers." + +"I have no delight in it," said she; but with that she sighed. + +"The ways of life are straight like the grooves of launching," said +the man; and he took her by the hand. + +"And what shall we do with the horseshoe?" quoth she. + +"I will give it to your father," said the man; "and he can make a +kirk and a mill of it for me." + +It came to pass in time that the Poor Thing was born; but memory of +these matters slept within him, and he knew not that which he had +done. But he was a part of the eldest son; rejoicing manfully to +launch the boat into the surf, skilful to direct the helm, and a +man of might where the ring closes and the blows are going. + + + + +XX. - THE SONG OF THE MORROW. + + +THE King of Duntrine had a daughter when he was old, and she was +the fairest King's daughter between two seas; her hair was like +spun gold, and her eyes like pools in a river; and the King gave +her a castle upon the sea beach, with a terrace, and a court of the +hewn stone, and four towers at the four corners. Here she dwelt +and grew up, and had no care for the morrow, and no power upon the +hour, after the manner of simple men. + +It befell that she walked one day by the beach of the sea, when it +was autumn, and the wind blew from the place of rains; and upon the +one hand of her the sea beat, and upon the other the dead leaves +ran. This was the loneliest beach between two seas, and strange +things had been done there in the ancient ages. Now the King's +daughter was aware of a crone that sat upon the beach. The sea +foam ran to her feet, and the dead leaves swarmed about her back, +and the rags blew about her face in the blowing of the wind. + +"Now," said the King's daughter, and she named a holy name, "this +is the most unhappy old crone between two seas." + +"Daughter of a King," said the crone, "you dwell in a stone house, +and your hair is like the gold: but what is your profit? Life is +not long, nor lives strong; and you live after the way of simple +men, and have no thought for the morrow and no power upon the +hour." + +"Thought for the morrow, that I have," said the King's daughter; +"but power upon the hour, that have I not." And she mused with +herself. + +Then the crone smote her lean hands one within the other, and +laughed like a sea-gull. "Home!" cried she. "O daughter of a +King, home to your stone house; for the longing is come upon you +now, nor can you live any more after the manner of simple men. +Home, and toil and suffer, till the gift come that will make you +bare, and till the man come that will bring you care." + +The King's daughter made no more ado, but she turned about and went +home to her house in silence. And when she was come into her +chamber she called for her nurse. + +"Nurse," said the King's daughter, "thought is come upon me for the +morrow, so that I can live no more after the manner of simple men. +Tell me what I must do that I may have power upon the hour." + +Then the nurse moaned like a snow wind. "Alas!" said she, "that +this thing should be; but the thought is gone into your marrow, nor +is there any cure against the thought. Be it so, then, even as you +will; though power is less than weakness, power shall you have; and +though the thought is colder than winter, yet shall you think it to +an end." + +So the King's daughter sat in her vaulted chamber in the masoned +house, and she thought upon the thought. Nine years she sat; and +the sea beat upon the terrace, and the gulls cried about the +turrets, and wind crooned in the chimneys of the house. Nine years +she came not abroad, nor tasted the clean air, neither saw God's +sky. Nine years she sat and looked neither to the right nor to the +left, nor heard speech of any one, but thought upon the thought of +the morrow. And her nurse fed her in silence, and she took of the +food with her left hand, and ate it without grace. + +Now when the nine years were out, it fell dusk in the autumn, and +there came a sound in the wind like a sound of piping. At that the +nurse lifted up her finger in the vaulted house. + +"I hear a sound in the wind," said she, "that is like the sound of +piping." + +"It is but a little sound," said the King's daughter, "but yet is +it sound enough for me." + +So they went down in the dusk to the doors of the house, and along +the beach of the sea. And the waves beat upon the one hand, and +upon the other the dead leaves ran; and the clouds raced in the +sky, and the gulls flew widdershins. And when they came to that +part of the beach where strange things had been done in the ancient +ages, lo, there was the crone, and she was dancing widdershins. + +"What makes you dance widdershins, old crone?" said the King's +daughter; "here upon the bleak beach, between the waves and the +dead leaves?" + +"I hear a sound in the wind that is like a sound of piping," quoth +she. "And it is for that that I dance widdershins. For the gift +comes that will make you bare, and the man comes that must bring +you care. But for me the morrow is come that I have thought upon, +and the hour of my power." + +"How comes it, crone," said the King's daughter, "that you waver +like a rag, and pale like a dead leaf before my eyes?" + +"Because the morrow has come that I have thought upon, and the hour +of my power," said the crone; and she fell on the beach, and, lo! +she was but stalks of the sea tangle, and dust of the sea sand, and +the sand lice hopped upon the place of her. + +"This is the strangest thing that befell between two seas," said +the King's daughter of Duntrine. + +But the nurse broke out and moaned like an autumn gale. "I am +weary of the wind," quoth she; and she bewailed her day. + +The King's daughter was aware of a man upon the beach; he went +hooded so that none might perceive his face, and a pipe was +underneath his arm. The sound of his pipe was like singing wasps, +and like the wind that sings in windlestraw; and it took hold upon +men's ears like the crying of gulls. + +"Are you the comer?" quoth the King's daughter of Duntrine. + +"I am the corner," said he, "and these are the pipes that a man may +hear, and I have power upon the hour, and this is the song of the +morrow." And he piped the song of the morrow, and it was as long +as years; and the nurse wept out aloud at the hearing of it. + +"This is true," said the King's daughter, "that you pipe the song +of the morrow; but that ye have power upon the hour, how may I know +that? Show me a marvel here upon the beach, between the waves and +the dead leaves." + +And the man said, "Upon whom?" + +"Here is my nurse," quoth the King's daughter. "She is weary of +the wind. Show me a good marvel upon her." + +And, lo! the nurse fell upon the beach as it were two handfuls of +dead leaves, and the wind whirled them widdershins, and the sand +lice hopped between. + +"It is true," said the King's daughter of Duntrine, "you are the +comer, and you have power upon the hour. Come with me to my stone +house." + +So they went by the sea margin, and the man piped the song of the +morrow, and the leaves followed behind them as they went. + +Then they sat down together; and the sea beat on the terrace, and +the gulls cried about the towers, and the wind crooned in the +chimneys of the house. Nine years they sat, and every year when it +fell autumn, the man said, "This is the hour, and I have power in +it"; and the daughter of the King said, "Nay, but pipe me the song +of the morrow". And he piped it, and it was long like years. + +Now when the nine years were gone, the King's daughter of Duntrine +got her to her feet, like one that remembers; and she looked about +her in the masoned house; and all her servants were gone; only the +man that piped sat upon the terrace with the hand upon his face; +and as he piped the leaves ran about the terrace and the sea beat +along the wall. Then she cried to him with a great voice, "This is +the hour, and let me see the power in it". And with that the wind +blew off the hood from the man's face, and, lo! there was no man +there, only the clothes and the hood and the pipes tumbled one upon +another in a corner of the terrace, and the dead leaves ran over +them. + +And the King's daughter of Duntrine got her to that part of the +beach where strange things had been done in the ancient ages; and +there she sat her down. The sea foam ran to her feet, and the dead +leaves swarmed about her back, and the veil blew about her face in +the blowing of the wind. And when she lifted up her eyes, there +was the daughter of a King come walking on the beach. Her hair was +like the spun gold, and her eyes like pools in a river, and she had +no thought for the morrow and no power upon the hour, after the +manner of simple men. + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg eText Fables by Robert Louis Stevenson + |