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- The Invisible Censor
-
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-Title: The Invisible Censor
-
-Author: Francis Hackett
-
-Release Date: January 27, 2010 [EBook #35091]
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-
-THE INVISIBLE CENSOR
-
-By
-
-FRANCIS HACKETT
-
-
- New York
- B. W. HUEBSCH, INC.
- MCMXXI
-
-
-
-
- Copyright, 1921,
- by B. W. Huebsch, Inc.
- Printed in U. S. A.
-
-
-
-
- TO MY WIFE
- SIGNE TOKSVIG
-
- WHOSE LACK OF INTEREST IN THIS BOOK
- HAS BEEN MY CONSTANT DESPERATION
-
-
-
-
-These sketches and articles appeared in the _New Republic_ and I am
-indebted to the other editors for being allowed to reprint them.
-
-
-
-
-Contents
-
-
- - THE INVISIBLE CENSOR
- - WHISKY
- - BILLY SUNDAY, SALESMAN
- - FIFTH AVENUE AND FORTY-SECOND STREET
- - AS AN ALIEN FEELS
- - SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT
- - THE NEXT NEW YORK
- - CHICAGO
- - THE CLOUDS OF KERRY
- - HENRY ADAMS
- - THE AGE OF INNOCENCE
- - THE IRISH REVOLT
- - A LIMB OF THE LAW
- - A PERSONAL PANTHEON
- - NIGHT LODGING
- - YOUTH AND THE SKEPTIC
- - THE SPACES OF UNCERTAINTY OR, AN ACHE IN THE VOID
- - WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
- - "WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE"
- - WAR EXPERTS
- - OKURA SEES NEWPORT
- - THE CRITIC AND THE CRITICIZED
- - BLIND
- - "AND THE EARTH WAS DRY"
- - TELEGRAMS
- - OF PLEASANT THINGS
- - THE AVIATOR
-
-
-
-
-THE INVISIBLE CENSOR
-
-
-Not long ago I met a writer who happened to apply the word "cheap" to
-Mr. Strachey's Eminent Victorians. It astonished me, because this was an
-erudite, cultivated woman, a distinguished woman, and she meant what she
-said.
-
-A "cheap" effect, I assume, is commonly one that builds itself on a
-false foundation. It may promise beautifully, but it never lives up to
-its promise. Whether it is a house or a human character, a binding or a
-book, it proves itself gimcrack and shoddy. It hasn't the goods. And of
-Eminent Victorians, as I remembered it (having read it to review it),
-this was the last thing to be said. The book began by fitting
-exquisitely, but it went on fitting exquisitely. It never pulled or
-strained. And the memory of it wears like a glove.
-
-Now why, after all, did I like this book so thoroughly, which my
-distinguished friend thought so cheap? For many minor reasons of course,
-as one likes anything--contributory reasons--but principally, as I
-laboriously analyzed it, because in Eminent Victorians the invisible
-censor was so perfectly understood. What seemed cheap to her ladyship
-was, I do not doubt, the very thing that made Eminent Victorians seem so
-precious to me--the deft disregard of appearances, the refusal to let
-decorum stand in the way of our possessing the facts. This to my critic
-was a proof that Mr. Strachey was imperceptive and vulgar--"common" the
-ugly word is. To me it simply proved that he knew his game. What he
-definitely disregarded, as so many felt, was not any decorum dear and
-worth having. It was simply that decorum which to obey is to produce
-falsification. The impeccable craft of Mr. Strachey was shown in his
-evaluation, not his acceptance, of decorum. He did not take his
-characters at their face value, while he did not do the other vulgar
-thing, go through their careers with a muck-rake. In vivisecting them
-(the awful thing to do, presumably), he never let them die on him. He
-opened them out, but not cruelly or brutally. He did it as Mr. William
-Johnston plays tennis or as Dr. Blake is said to operate or as Dr. Muck
-conducts an orchestra or as Miss Kellerman dives. He did it for the best
-result under the circumstances and with a form that comes of a real
-command of the medium--genuine "good form."
-
-The essential achievement of Eminent Victorians is worth dwelling on
-because in every book of social character the question of the invisible
-censor is unavoidably present. By the censor I do not mean that poor
-blinkered government official who decides on the facts that are worthy
-of popular acquaintance. I mean a still more secret creature of still
-more acute solicitude, who feels that social facts must be manicured and
-pedicured before they are fit to be seen. He is not concerned with the
-facts themselves but with their social currency. He is the supervisor of
-what we say we do, the watchman over our version and our theoretical
-estimate of ourselves. His object, as I suppose, is to keep up the good
-old institutions, to set their example before the world, to govern the
-imitative monkey in us. And to fulfill that object he continually
-revises and blue-pencils the human legend. He is constantly at the elbow
-of every man or woman who writes. An invisible, scarcely suspected of
-existing, he is much more active, much more solidly intrenched, than the
-legal censor whom liberals detest.
-
-Every one is now more or less familiar with the Freudian censor, the
-domesticated tribal agent whose function it seems to be to enforce the
-tribal scruples and superstitions--to keep personal impulse where the
-tribe thinks it belongs. This part of the ego--to give it a spatial
-name--came in for a good deal of excited remonstrance in the early days
-of popular Freudian talk. To-day, I think, the censor is seldom so
-severely interpreted. In many cases there is clearly a savagery or a
-stupidity which brings about "the balked disposition," but it is being
-admitted that the part which is regulated by the censor, the
-"disposition" end of the ego, may not always be socially tolerable; and
-as for the "balking," there is a difference between blunt repressiveness
-and enlightened regulation. Still, with all this acceptance of ethics,
-the nature of the censorship has to be recognized--the true character of
-the censor is so often not taste or conscience in any clear condition,
-but an uninstructed agency of herd instinct, an institutional bully. In
-the censor as he appears in psycho-analytic literature there is
-something of the archaic, the irrational and the ritualistic--all just
-as likely to ask for decorum for themselves as is the thing in us which
-is against license and anarchy.
-
-In the censor for whom I am groping, the censor of whom Eminent
-Victorians is so subversive, there are particularly these irrational and
-ritualistic characteristics, these remnants of outgrown institutions,
-these bondages of race and sex, of class and creed. Most biography,
-especially official biography, is written with such a censor in mind,
-under his very eye. Where Eminent Victorians was refreshing and
-stimulating was precisely in its refusal to keep him in mind. Hovering
-behind Eminent Victorians we see agonized official biography, with its
-finger on its lips, and the contrast is perhaps the chief delight that
-Mr. Strachey affords. When Cardinal Manning's pre-clerical marriage, for
-example, came to be considered by Mr. Strachey, he did not obey the
-conventional impulse, did not subordinate that fact of marriage as the
-Catholic Church would wish it to be subordinated (as a matter of "good
-taste," of course). He gave to that extremely relevant episode its due
-importance. And so Manning, for the first time for most people, took on
-the look not so much of the saintly cardinal of official biography as of
-a complex living man.
-
-What does the censor care for this æsthetic result? Very little. What
-the censor is chiefly interested in is, let us say, edification. He aims
-by no means to give us access to the facts. He aims not at all to let us
-judge for ourselves. With all his might he strives to relate the facts
-under his supervision to the end that he thinks desirable, whatever it
-may be. And so, when facts come to light which do not chime in with his
-prepossession, he does his best either to discredit them or to set them
-down as immoral, heretical or contrary to policy. And the policy that he
-is serving is not æsthetic.
-
-A theory of the æsthetic is now beside the point, but I am sure it would
-move in a relation to human impulses very different from the relation of
-the censor. The censor is thinking, presumably, of immediate law and
-order, with its attendant conventions and respectabilities. The æsthetic
-could not be similarly bound. It is not reckless of conduct, but surely
-enormously reckless of decorum, with its conventions and
-respectabilities clustering around the status quo. Hence the apparent
-"revolt" of modernism, the insurrection of impulse against edification.
-
-But there is more in Eminent Victorians than an amusing, impish refusal
-to edify. There is the instructive contrast between the "censored
-celebrity" and the uncensored celebrity disinterestedly observed.
-Disinterestedly observed, for one thing, we get something in these
-celebrities besides patriotism and mother-love and chastity and heroism.
-We get hot impulses and cold calculations, brandy and treachery, the
-imperious and the supine, glorious religiousness and silly family
-prayers. And these things, though very unlike the products of official
-photography, are closely related to impulses as we know them in
-ourselves. To find them established for Mr. Strachey's "eminent"
-Victorians is to enjoy a constant dry humor, since the invisible censor,
-the apostle of that expediency known as edification, stood at the very
-heart of Victorianism.
-
-This is possibly why Samuel Butler, in his autobiographical way, is so
-remarkable as a Victorian. In the midst of innumerable edifying figures,
-he declined to edify. When people said to him, "Honor thy father and thy
-mother," he answered in effect that his father was a pinhead theologian
-who had wanted to cripple his mentality, and his mother was, to use his
-own phrase, full of the seven deadly virtues. This was not decorous but
-it had the merit of being true. And all the people whose unbidden
-censors had been forcing good round impulses into stubborn parental
-polygons immediately felt the relief of this revelation. Not all of them
-confess it. When they have occasion to speak or write about
-"mothers"--as if the biological act of parturition brings with it an
-unquestionable "mother" psyche--most of them still allow the invisible
-censor to govern them and represent them as having feelings not really
-their own. But even this persistence of the censor could not deprive
-Samuel Butler of his effectiveness. He has spoken out, regardless of
-edification, and that sort of work cannot be undone.
-
-A similar work is performed by such highly personal confessants as Marie
-Bashkirtseff and W. N. P. Barbellion, and even by Mary MacLane. The
-account that these impulsive human beings give of themselves is
-sensational simply because it clashes with the strict preconception that
-we are taught to establish. But only a man who remembers nothing or
-admits nothing of his own impulses can deny the validity of theirs. The
-thing that takes away from their interest, as one grows older, is the
-unimportance of the censorship that agonizes them. Their documentary
-value being their great value, they lose importance as more specific and
-dramatic documents become familiar. And with psycho-analysis there has
-been a huge increase in the evidence of hidden life. It is the
-Montaignes who remain, the confessants who offer something besides a
-psychological document--a transcendence which is not incoherent with
-pain.
-
-But these various confessions are significant. They indicate the
-existence and the vitality of the censor. They show that in the simplest
-matters we have not yet attained freedom of speech. Why? Because, I
-imagine, the world is chock-full of assumptions as to conduct which,
-while irrational and ritualistic and primitive, have all sorts of
-sanctions thrown around them and must take a whole new art of education
-to correct. Until this art it established and these assumptions are
-automatically rectified, it will be impossible to exercise free speech
-comfortably. An attempt may be made, of course, and indeed must be made,
-but to succeed too well will for many years mean either being
-exterminated or being ostracized.
-
-It is not hard to show how each of us in turn becomes an agent of the
-invisible censorship. You, for instance, may have a perfectly free mind
-on the subject of suffrage, but you may have extremely strong views on
-the subject of sex. (Miss Alice Stone Blackwell, to be specific, thinks
-that Fielding is nothing but a "smutty" author.) Or you may think
-yourself quite emancipated on the subject of sex-desires and be
-hopelessly intolerant on the subject of the Bolsheviki. The French
-Rights of Man held out, after all, for the sacred rights of
-property--and the day before that, it was considered pretty advanced to
-believe in the divine right of kings. It is not humanly possible,
-considering how relative liberalism is, to examine all the facts or even
-convince oneself of the necessity of examining them, and in every case
-we are sure to be tempted to oppose certain novel ideas in the name of
-inertia, respectability and decorum. To dissemble awkward facts, in such
-cases, is much easier than to account for them--which is where the
-censor comes in.
-
-I do not say that it is possible to do away with every discipline, even
-the rule-of-thumb of decorum. As a subservient middle-class citizen, I
-believe in the regulation of impulse. But as an intellectual fact, the
-use of the blue pencil in the interests of decorum is exceedingly inept.
-Human impulses are much too lively to be extinguished by the denial of
-expression. And if sane expression is denied to them, they'll find
-expression of another kind.
-
-Decorum has its uses, especially on the plane of social intercourse. I
-admit this all the more eagerly because I have seen much of one
-brilliant human being who has practically no sense of opposition. If he
-sees something that he wants, he helps himself. It may be the milk on
-the lunch-table that was intended for Uncle George. It may be the new
-volume from England that it took nine weeks to bring across. It may be
-the company of some sensitive gentlewoman or the busy hour of the mayor
-of Chicago. The object makes no visible difference to my friend. If he
-wants it, he sticks out his hand and takes it. And if it comes loose, he
-holds on.
-
-Associated with this aggressiveness there is a good deal of purpose not
-self-regarding. The man is by no means all greedy maw. But the thing
-that distinguishes him is the quickness and frankness with which he
-obeys his impulse. Between having an impulse and acting on it there lies
-for him a miraculously short time.
-
-In dealing with such a man, most people begin hilariously. Not all of
-them keep up with him in the same heroic spirit. At first it is
-extraordinarily stimulating to find a person who is so "creative," who
-sweeps so freely ahead. Soon the dull obligations, the tedious details,
-begin to accumulate, and the man with the happy impulsiveness leaves all
-these dull obligations to his struggling friends. His lack of decorum in
-these respects is a source of hardship and misunderstanding, especially
-where persons of less energy or more circumspection are attendant. In
-his case, I admit, I see the raw problem of impulse, and I am glad to
-see his impulse squelched.
-
-But even this barbarian is preferable to the apathetic repressed human
-beings by whom he is surrounded. Harnessed to the right interests, he is
-invaluable because "creative." And he should never be blocked in: he
-should at most be canalled.
-
-The evil of the censor, at any rate, is never illustrated in his
-rational subordination of impulse, but in those subordinations that
-violate human and social freedom. And the worst of them are the filmy,
-the vague, the subtle subordinations that take away the opportunity of
-truth. Life is in itself a sufficiently difficult picture-puzzle, but
-what chance have we if the turnip-headed censor confiscates some
-particularly indispensable fragment that he chooses to dislike? On
-reading Eminent Victorians, how we rejoice to escape from those wax
-effigies that we once believed to be statesmen--the kind of effigies of
-which text-books and correct histories and correct biographies are full!
-How we rejoice to escape from them, wondering that they had ever imposed
-on us, wondering that teachers and pious families and loyal historians
-ever lent themselves to this conspiracy against truth! But the horrible
-fact is, Mr. Strachey is one in a million. He has only poked his finger
-through the great spider-web of so-called "vital lies."
-
-Meanwhile, in the decorous and respectable biographies, the same old
-"vital lies" are being told. The insiders, the initiated, the
-disillusioned, are aware of them. They no longer subsist on them. They
-read between the lines. And yet when the insiders see in print the true
-facts--say, about Robert Louis Stevenson or Swinburne or Meredith or
-John Jones--these very insiders rush forward with a Mother Hubbard to
-fling around the naked truth. We must not speak the truth. We must
-edify. We must bring our young into a spotless, wax-faced world.
-
-It means that we need a revolution in education, nothing less. It means
-that the truth must be taken out of the hands of the censor. We must be
-prepared to shed oceans of ink.
-
-
-
-
-WHISKY
-
-
-It was a wet, gusty night and I had a lonely walk home. By taking the
-river road, though I hated it, I saved two miles, so I sloshed ahead
-trying not to think at all. Through the barbed wire fence I could see
-the racing river. Its black swollen body writhed along with
-extraordinary swiftness, breathlessly silent, only occasionally making a
-swishing ripple. I did not enjoy looking at it. I was somehow afraid.
-
-And there, at the end of the river road where I swerved off, a figure
-stood waiting for me, motionless and enigmatic. I had to meet it or turn
-back.
-
-It was a quite young girl, unknown to me, with a hood over her head, and
-with large unhappy eyes.
-
-"My father is very ill," she said without a word of introduction. "The
-nurse is frightened. Could you come in and help?"
-
-There was a gaunt house set back from the road, on a little slope. I
-could see a wan light upstairs.
-
-"The nurse is not scared," the girl corrected, "but she is nervous. I
-wish you could come."
-
-"Of course," and on my very word she turned and led the way in.
-
-The hall was empty. It had nothing in it except a discouraged oil lamp
-on a dirty kitchen table. The shadowy stairs were bare. On my left on
-the ground floor a woman with gray hair and rusty face and red-rimmed
-eyes shuffled back into the shadows at my entry, a sort of ignoble
-Niobe.
-
-"That's my mother," the grave child explained. And to the retreating
-slatternly figure the child called, "This man has come to help, Mother,"
-as if men dropped from the sky.
-
-She went up into the shadows and I followed. A flight of stairs, a long
-creaking landing. Another flight of stairs. Stumbles. Another landing. A
-stale aroma of cat. And a general sense that, although the staircase was
-well made and the landings wide, there was not one stick of furniture in
-the house.
-
-As we approached the top floor we met fresher air and the pallid
-emanation of a night-light. A figure stood waiting at the head of the
-stairs.
-
-This was a stout little nun, her face framed in creaking linen, and a
-great rustle of robes and rosary beads whenever she moved. She began a
-sharp whisper the minute we climbed to the landing.
-
-"He's awake. He's out of his head. I'm glad you've come. Now, child, be
-off to bed with you, like a good girl. This way, if you please."
-
-The child's vast eyes accepted me. "I'll go to Mother," she said, and
-she receded downstairs. The nun entered an open door to the right, and
-again I meekly followed.
-
-It was a room out of the fables. There was a tall fireplace facing the
-door, with a slat of packing-case burning in it as well as the wind
-would permit, and a solitary candle glimmering in a bottle, set on the
-table at the head of the bed. Its uncertain light fell on the tousled
-hair of a once kempt human being, now evidently a semi-maniac staring at
-presences in the room. Down the chimney the wind came bluffing at
-intervals, and the one high window querulously rattled. The center of
-the room was the sick man's burning eyes.
-
-I walked through his view and he did not see me. The nun and myself
-stood watching him from the head of the bed.
-
-"Oh, he's awful bad, you have no idea how bad he is; I'm afraid for him;
-I am indeed. What am I to call you, Mister? Here, take this chair."
-
-Before I answered her she continued, in a whisper that slid along from
-one _s_ to the next. "They said the doctor would be here at seven and
-it's nearly twelve as it is. He's not coming. I wish he was here."
-
-The sick man seemed to see us. "That's right now," he said, whistling
-his breath. "Bring me my clothes, I want to go home."
-
-The nun laid her arm on him. "Lean back now, dear, and it'll be all
-right, I'm telling you." And she gently but ineffectually tried to press
-him down.
-
-The sick man turned his face on her, into the candlelight. He was long
-unshaved, but the two things that struck me most, after the crop of gray
-bristle, were the dry cavern of his mouth and the scalding intensity of
-his eyes. I was terrified lest those eyes should alight on me, and yet I
-gazed hard at him. His lips were flaked with yellow scales, and dry
-mucus was in strings at the corners of his mouth. His night-shirt gaped
-open, showing a very hairy black chest. He seemed a shrunken man, not a
-very tall man, but his shoulders were broad and his chin very square. To
-support his chin seemed the great effort of his jaws. It fell open on
-him, giving him a vacant foolish expression, with his teeth so black and
-irregular, and he tried his best to clamp his teeth tight. The working
-of his jaws, however, scarcely interfered with his whistling breath or
-his gasping words.
-
-"They will be at the back door, I say. God!" a feeble scream and
-whimper. "Bring me my clothes. You're hiding them on me. Oh, why are you
-hiding them on me? Can't you give me my clothes?"
-
-"You're home now, dear. You're home now," the nurse assured him. "Isn't
-that your own clock on the mantel? Lie down now and I'll make you a
-comfortable drink and put you to sleep."
-
-"Boy, fetch me my coat."
-
-"Don't mind him," the nun turned to me, "but do you cover his feet."
-
-His feet had lost the gray blanket. They stared blankly up from the end
-of the bed. I covered them snugly, glad to have something to do.
-
-"It's all the whisky in him," the nun whispered when at last he went
-limp and lay down. "It's got to his brain. I thought he was over the
-pneumonia, but that whisky has him saturated. The poor thing! The poor
-thing!"
-
-"Well, I must be going now," the sick man ejaculated, and with one twist
-of his body he was out of bed.
-
-"Oh, keep yourself covered, for the love of God!" The poor nun ran after
-him with the blanket as his old flannel night shirt fluttered up his
-legs.
-
-He staggered up to me fiercely, and his eyes razed my face.
-
-"Fiddle your grandmother," he muttered, "I'm off home, I tell you."
-
-"You can't leave the room; it's better for you to go back to bed," and I
-held him round with my arms.
-
-"See here, you," his yellow cheeks reddened with his passionate effort,
-"you can't hold me a prisoner any longer. Oh, Barrett, Barrett, what are
-you doing to me to destroy me?"
-
-I knew no Barrett, but the poor creature was shivering with anguish and
-cold. I put my arms around him and tried to move him out of the draught
-of the door. His thin arms closed on me at the first hint of force, and
-he clenched with feverish vigor. I could feel his frail bones against
-me, his bare ribs, his wild thumping heart.
-
-"You can't, you can't. You can't keep me prisoner...."
-
-He struggled, his heart thumping me. Then in one instant he went slack.
-
-We lifted him to the bed, and I felt under his shirt for the flutter of
-his heart. His mouth had dropped open, his eyes were like a dead bird's.
-
-The little nun began, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph," and other holy words,
-while I groped helplessly over this fragile burned-out frame. Then I
-remembered and I stumbled wild-minded to find that woman downstairs.
-
-I went headlong through the darkness. At my knock the door opened, as if
-by an unseen hand, and I saw, completely dressed, the pale little girl,
-with her grave eyes.
-
-"Your mother?" I asked.
-
-The child stopped me sharply, "Is Father worse?"
-
-"He's worse," I answered feebly. "You'd better--"
-
-The child was brushed aside by her mother, who had stumbled forward from
-inside. She looked at me vaguely.
-
-The girl turned on her mother. "I'm going up to Father. Go inside."
-
-The woman's will flickered and then expired. She pulled the door back
-upon herself, shutting us into the hall. The child led and I followed
-back upstairs.
-
-
-
-
-BILLY SUNDAY, SALESMAN
-
-
-
-I
-
-
-Before I heard Billy Sunday in Philadelphia I had formed a conception of
-him from the newspapers. First of all, he was a baseball player become
-revivalist. I imagined him as a ranting, screaming vulgarian, a mob
-orator who lashed himself and his audience into an ecstasy of cheap
-religious fervor, a sensationalist whose sermons were fables in slang. I
-thought of him as vividly, torrentially abusive, and I thought of his
-revival as an orgy in which hundreds of sinners ended by streaming in
-full view to the public mourners' bench. With the penitents I associated
-the broken humanity of Magdalen, disheveled, tearful, prostrate, on her
-knees to the Lord. I thought of Billy Sunday presiding over a meeting
-that was tossed like trees in a storm.
-
-However this preconception was formed, it at least had the merit of
-consistency. It was, that is to say, consistently inaccurate in every
-particular.
-
-Consider, in the first place, the orderliness of his specially
-constructed Tabernacle. Built like a giant greenhouse in a single story,
-it covers an immense area and seats fifteen thousand human beings.
-Lighted at night by electricity as if by sunshine, the floor is a vast
-garden of human faces, all turned to the small platform on which the
-sloping tiers from behind converge. Around this auditorium, with its
-forest of light wooden pillars and braces, runs a glass-inclosed alley,
-and standing outside in the alley throng the spectators for whom there
-are no seats. Except for the quiet ushers, the silent sawdust aisles are
-kept free. Through police-guarded doors a thin trickle fills up the last
-available seats, and this business is dispatched with little commotion.
-Fully as many people wait to hear this single diminutive speaker as
-attend a national political convention. In many ways the crowd suggests
-a national convention; but both men and women are hatless, and their
-attentiveness is exemplary.
-
-It is, if the phrase is permitted, conspicuously a middle-class crowd.
-It is the crowd that wears Cluett-Peabody collars, that reads the
-Ladies' Home Journal and the Saturday Evening Post. It is the crowd for
-whom the nickel was especially coined, the nickel that pays carfare,
-that fits in a telephone slot, that buys a cup of coffee or a piece of
-pie, that purchases a shoeshine, that pays for a soda, that gets a stick
-of Hershey's chocolate, that made Woolworth a millionaire, that is spent
-for chewing-gum or for a glass of beer. In that crowd are men and women
-from every sect and every political party, ranging in color from the
-pink of the factory superintendent's bald head to the ebony of the
-discreetly dressed negro laundress. A small proportion of professional
-men and a small proportion of ragged labor is to be discerned, but the
-general tone is simple, common-sense, practical, domestic America.
-Numbers of young girls who might equally well be at the movies are to be
-seen, raw-boned boys not long from the country, angular home-keeping
-virgins of the sort that belong to sewing circles, neat young men who
-suggest the Y. M. C. A., iron-gray mothers who recall the numbered
-side-streets in Harlem or Brooklyn or Chicago West Side and who bring to
-mind asthma and the price of eggs, self-conscious young clerks who are
-half curious and partly starved for emotion, men over forty with
-prominent Adam's apple and the thin, strained look of lives fairly
-care-worn and dutiful, citizens of the kind that with all their
-heterogeneousness give to a jury its oddly characteristic effect,
-fattish men who might be small shopkeepers with a single employee, the
-single employee himself, the pretty girl who thinks the Rev. Mr.
-Rhodeheaver so handsome, the prosaic girl whose chief perception is that
-Mr. Sunday is so hoarse, the nervously facetious youths who won't be
-swayed, the sedentary "providers" who cannot open their ears without
-dropping their jaws. A collection of decidedly stable, normal, and one
-may crudely say "average" mortals, some of them destined to catch
-religion, more of them destined to catch an impression, and a few of
-them, sitting near the entrances, destined resentfully to catch a cold.
-
-Very simple and pleasant is the beginning. Mr. Sunday's small platform
-is a bower of lovely bouquets, and the first business is the
-acknowledgment of these offerings. As a means of predisposing the
-audience in Mr. Sunday's favor nothing could be more genial. In the body
-of the hall are seated the sponsors of these gifts, and as each tribute
-is presented to view, Mr. Rhodeheaver's powerful, commonplace voice
-invites them to recognition: "Is the Pittsburgh Plate Glass Company
-here?" All eyes turn to a little patch of upstanding brethren. "Fine,
-fine. We're glad to see yeh here. We're glad to welcome yeh. And what
-hymn would _you_ like to have?" In loud concert the Pittsburgh Plate
-Glass Co. delegation shout: "Number forty-nine!" Mr. Rhodeheaver
-humorously parodies the shout: "Number forty-nine! It's a good 'un too.
-Thank yeh, we're glad to have yeh here." Not only immense bouquets, but
-gold pieces, boxes of handkerchiefs, long mirrors, all sorts of
-presents, mainly from big corporations or their employees, are on the
-tight platform. One present came from a mill, a box of towels, and with
-it not only a warm, manly letter asking Mr. Sunday to accept "the
-product of our industry," but a little poetic tribute, expressing the
-hope that after his strenuous sermon Mr. Sunday might have a good bath
-and take comfort in the use of the towels. Every one laughed and liked
-it, and gazed amiably at the towels.
-
-The hymns were disappointing. If fifteen thousand people had really
-joined in them the effect would have been stupendous. As it was, they
-were thrilling, but not completely. The audience was not half abandoned
-enough.
-
-Then, after a collection had been taken up for a local charity, Mr.
-Sunday began with a prayer. A compact figure in an ordinary black
-business suit, it was instantly apparent from his nerveless voice that,
-for all his athleticism, he was tired to the bone. He is fifty-three
-years old and for nine weeks he had been delivering about fifteen
-extremely intense sermons a week. His opening was almost adramatic. It
-had the conservatism of fatigue, and it was only his evident
-self-possession that canceled the fear he would fizzle.
-
-The two men whom Sunday most recalled to me at first were Elbert Hubbard
-and George M. Cohan. In his mental caliber and his pungent philistinism
-of expression he reminded me of Hubbard, but in his physical attitude
-there was nothing of that greasy orator. He was trim and clean-cut and
-swift. He was like a quintessentially slick salesman of his particular
-line of wares.
-
-Accompanying one of the presents there had been a letter referring to
-Billy Sunday's great work, "the moral uplift so essential to the
-business and commercial supremacy of this city and this country." As he
-developed his homely moral sermon for his attentive middle-class
-congregation, this gave the clew to his appeal. It did not seem to me
-that he had one touch of divine poetry. He humored and argued and smote
-for Christ as a commodity that would satisfy an enormous acknowledged
-gap in his auditors' lives. He was "putting over" Christ. In awakening
-all the early memories of maternal admonition and counsel, the
-consciousness of unfulfilled desires, of neglected ideals, the ache for
-sympathy and understanding, he seemed like an insurance agent making a
-text of "over the hill to the poorhouse." He had at his finger tips all
-the selling points of Christ. He gave to sin and salvation a practical
-connotation. But while his words and actions apparently fascinated his
-audience, while they laughed eagerly when he scored, and clapped him
-warmly very often, to me he appealed no more than an ingenious electric
-advertisement, a bottle picked out against the darkness pouring out a
-foaming glass of beer.
-
-And yet his heart seemed to be in it, as a salesman's heart has to be in
-it. Speaking the language of business enterprise, the language with
-which the great majority were familiar, using his physical antics merely
-as a device for clinching the story home, he gave to religion a great
-human pertinence, and he made the affirmation of faith seem creditable
-and easy. And he defined his own object so that a child could
-understand. He was a recruiting officer, not a drill sergeant. He spoke
-for faith in Christ; he left the rest to the clergy. And to the clergy
-he said: "If you are too lazy to take care of the baby after it is born,
-don't blame the doctor."
-
-It was in his platform manners that Sunday recalled George M. Cohan.
-When you hear that he goes through all the gyrations and gesticulations
-of baseball, you think of a yahoo, but in practice he is not wild.
-Needing to arrest the attention of an incredibly large number of people,
-he adopts various evolutions that have a genuine emphatic value. It is a
-physical language with which the vast majority have friendly heroic
-associations, and for them, spoken so featly and gracefully, it works.
-Grasping the edge of the platform table as if about to spring like a
-tiger into the auditorium, Sunday gives to his words a drive that makes
-you tense in your seat. Whipping like a flash from one side of the table
-to the other, he makes your mind keep unison with his body. He keys you
-to the pitch that the star baseball player keys you, and although you
-stiffen when he flings out the name of Christ as if he were sending a
-spitball right into your teeth, you realize it is only an odd, apt,
-popular conventionalization of the ordinary rhetorical gesture. Call it
-his bag of tricks, deem it incongruous and stagey, but if Our Lady's
-Juggler is romantic in grand opera, he is not a whit more romantic than
-this athlete who has adapted beautiful movements to an emphasis of
-convictions to which the audience nods assent.
-
-The dissuading devil was conjured by Sunday in his peroration, and then
-he ended by thanking God for sending him his great opportunity, his vast
-audience, his bouquets and his towels. When he finished, several hundred
-persons trailed forward to shake hands and confess their faith--bringing
-the total of "penitents" up to 35,135.
-
-Bending with a smile to these men and women who intend to live in the
-faith of Christ, Billy Sunday gives a last impression of kindliness,
-sincerity, tired zeal. And various factory superintendents and employers
-mingle benignly around, glad of a religion that puts on an aching social
-system such a hot mustard plaster.
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-Oyster soup is a standard item in the money-making church supper. The
-orphan oyster searching vainly for a playmate in an ocean of church soup
-is a favorite object of Billy Sunday's pity. He loves to caricature the
-struggling church, with its time-serving, societyfied, tea-drinking,
-smirking preachers. "The more oyster soup it takes to run a church," he
-shouts sarcastically, "the faster it runs to the devil."
-
-An attitude so scornful as this may seem highly unconventional to the
-outsider. It leads him to think that Billy Sunday is a radical. The
-agility with which the Rev. Billy climbs to the top of his pulpit and
-then pops to the platform on all fours suggests a corresponding mental
-agility. He must be a dangerous element in the church, the outsider
-imagines; he must be a religious revolutionary. And then the outsider
-beholds John Wanamaker or John D. Rockefeller, Jr., on the platform
-alongside the revivalist--pillars of society, prosperous and respectable
-gentlemen who instinctively know their business.
-
-Fond as his friends are of comparing Billy Sunday to Martin Luther or
-John the Baptist, none of them pushes the comparison on the lines of
-radicalism, and Sunday himself waives the claim to being considered
-revolutionary. "I drive the same kind of nails all orthodox preachers
-do," he says in one of his sermons. "The only difference is that they
-use a tack hammer and I use a sledge." No one supposes that Martin
-Luther could have said this. Sledge-hammer orthodoxy was not exactly the
-distinguishing characteristic of Martin Luther. The conservatism of
-Billy Sunday's message is the first fact about him. Where he differs
-from the orthodox preacher is not in his soul but in his resolution. He
-has the mind of Martin Tupper rather than of Martin Luther, but it is
-combined with that competent American aggressiveness which one finds in
-a large way in George M. Cohan, Theodore Roosevelt, even Ty Cobb.
-Theology does not interest Billy Sunday. He compares it to ping-pong and
-compares himself to a jack-rabbit and says he knows as little about
-theology as a jack-rabbit knows about ping-pong. What he cares about is
-religious revival. He knows the church is in bitter need of revival. He
-is out to administer digitalis, in his own phrase, instead of oyster
-soup.
-
-For many years the church has been waning, and Billy Sunday scorns the
-effeminate, lily-handed efforts at resuscitation that the churchmen have
-employed. To put pepperino into a religious campaign, to make
-Christianity hum, requires more than cushioned pews, extra music, coffee
-and macaroons. Had Billy Sunday been in the regular theatrical business
-he would not have fussed with a little independent theatre. He would
-have conducted a Hippodrome. To rival the profane world's attractions he
-sees no reason for rejecting the profane world's methods. So tremendous
-an object as curing an institution's pernicious anæmia justifies the
-most violent, outrageous experiment.
-
-If Jesus Christ were a new automobile or an encyclopædia or a biscuit,
-Billy Sunday would have varied the method he has employed in putting Him
-over, but he would not have varied the spirit of his revival-enterprise
-in any essential particular. His object, as he sees it, is to sell
-Christ. It is an old story that from its economic organization society
-takes its complexion. The Sunday revival takes its complexion from
-business enterprise without a single serious change. There is one great
-argument running all through Billy Sunday's sermons--the argument that
-salvation will prove a profitable investment--but much more clearly
-derived from business than the ethics preached by Billy Sunday is the
-method he has devised for promoting Jesus Christ. Even the quarrel
-between "Ma" Sunday and the man who has lost the post-card concession is
-an illustration of the far-reaching efficiency of the system. The point
-is not that money is being made out of the system. "An effort to corrupt
-Billy Sunday," to use a paraphrase, "would be a work of supererogation,
-besides being immoral." If Billy Sunday has a large income, $75,000 or
-$100,000 a year, it is not because he is mercenary. It is only because a
-large income is part of the natural fruits of his promoting ability.
-Left to himself, it is quite unlikely that Billy Sunday would care a
-straw about his income, beyond enough to live well and to satisfy his
-vanity about clothes. It is Mrs. Sunday who sees to it that her
-promoter-husband is not left penniless by those Christian business men
-who so delightedly utilize his services.
-
-The backbone of Billy Sunday's success is organization. When
-organization has delivered the crowd, Billy is ready to sweat for it and
-spit for it and war-whoop for it and dive for base before the devil can
-reach him. He is ready to have "Rody" come on the programme with his
-slide-trombone and to have any volunteer who wishes to do it hit the
-sawdust-trail. But he does not let his success depend on any programme.
-His audiences are, in great measure, contracted for in advance. It is in
-grasping the necessity for this kind of preparedness, in taking from the
-business world its lessons as to canvassing and advertising and
-standardizing the goods, that Billy can afford to jeer at oyster soup.
-As his authorized biographer complacently says, "John the Baptist was
-only a voice: but Billy Sunday is a voice, plus a bewildering array of
-committees and assistants and organized machinery. He has committees
-galore to coöperate in his work: a drilled Army of the Lord. In the list
-of Scranton workers that is before me I see tabulated an executive
-committee, the directors, a prayer-meeting committee, an entertainment
-committee, an usher committee, a dinner committee, a business women's
-committee, a building committee, a nursery committee, a personal
-worker's committee, a decorating committee, a shop-meetings
-committee--and then a whole list of churches and religious organizations
-in the city as ex officio workers!" In New York on April 9th there was a
-private meeting of 7,000 personal workers, "another step in the
-direction of greasing the campaign."
-
-Unless Billy Sunday had some skill as a performer he naturally could not
-hold his place as a revivalist. His success consists largely, however,
-in the legendary character that has been given him by all the agencies
-that seek to promote this desperate revival of orthodox religion. His
-acrobatic stunts on the platform are sufficiently shocking to make good
-publicity. His much-advertised slang, repeated over and over, has a
-similar sensational value. But the main point about him is the
-dramatization of his own personality. His virility is perhaps his chief
-stock-in-trade. No one, not Mr. Roosevelt himself, has insisted so much
-on his personal militant masculinity. Although well over fifty, his
-youthful prowess as a baseball-player is still a headline-item in his
-story, and every sermon he preaches gives him a chance to prove he is
-physically fit. In addition to this heroic characteristic there is his
-fame as a self-made man. He is a plain man of the people, as he never
-fails to insist. He carries "the malodors of the barnyard" with him. But
-he has succeeded. The cost of his special tabernacle is one of his big
-distinctions. The size of his collections is another. His personal
-fortune, in spite of all criticism, is a third. Besides these heroic
-attributes of strength and wealth there is his melodramatic simplicity
-of mind. All of his sermons are "canned" and a great deal of the
-material in them is borrowed, but he manages to deliver his message
-straight from the shoulder, as if it were his own. There can be no doubt
-that his shouting, his slang, his familiarity with Jesus, his
-buttonholing old God, his slang-version of the Bible, do offend large
-numbers of people. They arrest attention so successfully, even in these
-cases, that they turn out to be well advised. There is nothing
-spontaneous about these antics. They are switched on at the beginning of
-a revival and switched off as it succeeds. They are Sunday's native way
-of lighting up the strait and narrow path with wriggling electric signs.
-
-Billy Sunday has too much energy to stick completely fast in the mud of
-conservatism. He is capable of advocating sex instruction for the young,
-for example, and he permits himself the wild radicalism of woman
-suffrage. But as regards vested interests and patriotism and war he is a
-conservative, practically a troglodyte. What he attacks with fervor are
-the delinquents in ordinary conduct, especially the people who lack
-self-control. "Booze-hoisters" and card-players and tango-dancers and
-cigarette-smokers are his pet abominations--genuine abominations.
-Profanity, strange to say, is another evil that he fights with fire.
-Honesty, sobriety, chastity--these are virtues that he exalts,
-illustrating the horror of failing in them by means of innumerable
-chromatic anecdotes. The devil he constantly attacks, though never with
-real solemnity. "The devil has been practicing for six thousand years
-and he has never had appendicitis, rheumatism or tonsillitis. If you get
-to playing tag with the devil he will beat you every chip." It is more
-for spice and snap that he introduces the devil than to terrify his
-public. The Bible is his serious theme, and he feels about it almost the
-way Martin Tupper did:
-
- The dear old Family Bible should be still our champion volume,
- The Medo-Persic law to us, the standard of our Rights ...
- It is a joy, an honor, yea a wisdom, to declare
- A boundless, an infantile faith in our dear English Bible!
- --The garden, and the apple, and the serpent, and the ark,
- And every word in every verse, and in its literal meaning,
- And histories and prophecies and miracles and visions,
- In spite of learned unbelief,--we hold it all plain truth:
- Not blindly, but intelligently, after search and study;
- Hobbes and Paine considered well, and Germany and Colenso ...
- The Bible made us what we are, the mightiest Christian nation
- ...
- The Bible, standing in its strength a pyramid four-square,
- The plain old English Bible, a gem with all its flaws ...
- Is still the heaven-blest fountain of conversion and salvation.
-
-One of Billy Sunday's boasts is that the liquor interests hate him.
-"That dirty, stinking bunch of moral assassins hires men to sit in the
-audience to hear me, to write down what I say and then try to find some
-author who said something like it, and accuse me of having stolen my
-ideas. I know that $30,000 was offered a man in New York City to write a
-series of articles attacking me. All right; if you know anything about
-me that you want to publish, go to it. Everything they say about me is a
-dirty, stinking, black-hearted lie. The whole thing is a frame-up from A
-to Izzard. I'll fight them till hell freezes over, and then borrow a
-pair of skates. By the grace of God, I've helped to make Colorado and
-Nebraska and Iowa and Michigan and West Virginia dry, and I serve notice
-on the dirty gang that I'll help to make the whole nation dry." (New
-York Times, April 19th, 1917.)
-
-Assuming these points to be well taken, there is still great room to
-doubt the deep religious effect of a Billy Sunday revival. Men like
-William Allen White and Henry Allen have testified on his behalf in
-Kansas, and he has the undying gratitude of many hundred human beings
-for moral stimulus in a time of need. In spite of the thousands who have
-hit the sawdust trail, however, it is difficult to believe that more
-than a tiny proportion of his auditors are religiously affected by him.
-The great majority of those who hit the trail are people who merely want
-to shake his hand. Very few give any signs of seriousness or
-"conversion." The atmosphere of the tabernacle, bright with electric
-light and friendly with hymn-singing, is not religiously inspiring, and
-in the voice and manner of Billy Sunday there is seldom a contagious
-note. His audiences are curious to see him and hear him. He is a
-remarkable public entertainer, and much that he says has keen humor and
-verbal art and horse sense. But for all his militancy, for all his
-pugnacious vociferation, he leaves an impression of being at once
-violent and incommunicative, a sales agent for Christianity but not a
-guide or a friend.
-
-Still, as between Billy Sunday's gymnastics and the average oyster soup,
-Messrs. Wanamaker and Rockefeller naturally put their money on Sunday.
-Theirs is the world of business enterprise, of carpets and socks, Socony
-and Nujol, and if Christ could have been put over in the same way, by
-live-wire salesmanship, Billy was the man.
-
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-
-FIFTH AVENUE AND FORTY-SECOND STREET
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-
-I
-
-
-"Though you do not know it, I have a soul. Behold, across the way, my
-library. When the night shrouds those lions and the fresh young trees
-shake out their greenery against the white stonework, do you not catch a
-suggestion of atmosphere, something of a mood? And the black cliffs
-around, with the janitress lights making jeweled bars the width of them,
-are they not monuments? I cleave brilliantly, up and down this dormant
-city. It is for you, late wayfarer. Pay no heed to the plodding
-milk-wagon or the hatless young maiden speeding her lover's motor. Heed
-my long silences, my slim tall darknesses. My human tide has ebbed. My
-buildings come about me to muse and to commune. Receive, for once on
-Fifth Avenue, the soul that is imprisoned in my stone and steel."
-
-It is not for the respectable, this polite communication. Theatre and
-club and restaurant have long since disgorged these. New York has
-masticated their money. They have done as they should and are restored
-uptown. Even the old newswoman, she who had spent starving months in the
-Russian woods, caught in the first eddies of the war, she has tottered
-from her stand down by the station. The Hungarian waiter in Childs' is
-still there, still assuaging the deep nocturnal need for buckwheat
-cakes, but that is off the avenue. It is three, the avenue is nearly
-empty. It is ready to disclose its soul.
-
-But before this subtle performance there is a preliminary. It is a very
-self-respecting avenue and at three on a pleasant morning, when no one
-is around to disturb it, it proceeds to take its bath. Perhaps a few
-motors go by--a taxi rolling north, heavy with night thoughts, a tired
-white face framed in its black depth; or a Wanamaker truck clanking
-loosely home in the other direction, delivered of its suburban chores.
-The Italian acolytes are impartial. They spray the wheels of a touring
-car with gusto, ignored by its linked lovers, or drive a powerful stream
-under the hubs of a Nassau News wagon trundling to a train. The avenue
-must be refreshed, the brave green of the library trees nodding
-approval, the sparrows expecting it. It must be prepared for the sun,
-under bold lamps and timid stars.
-
-A fine young morning, the watchman promises. A bit of wind whiffles the
-water that is shot out from the white-wing's hose, but it is clearing up
-above and looks well for the day. The hour beckons memories for the
-watchman--fine young mornings he used to have long ago, in Ireland, a
-boy on his first adventure and he driving with the barley to Ross.
-
-It is an empty street. The hose is wheeled away over the glistening
-asphalt. The watchman disappears--he has a cozy nook beyond the ken of
-time-clocks. The last human pigmy seeks his pillow, to hide a diminished
-head. With man accounted for, night sighs its completion and creeps to
-the west. Then, untrammeled of heaven or minion, the buildings have
-their moment. Each tower stretches his proud height to the morning. The
-stones give out their spirit; their music is unsealed.
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-
-Fifth Avenue stands serene and still, but it cannot hold the virgin
-morning forever. Its windows may be blank, its sidewalks vacant. Behind
-the walls there is a magnet drawing back its human life.
-
-"Give us this day our daily bread." A saintly venerable horse seems to
-know the injunction. Emerging from nowhere, ambling to nowhere, it
-usurps the innocent morning in answer to the Lord.
-
-And not by bread alone. There is nothing in the prayer about clams, but
-some one in Mount Vernon is destined to have them quickly. Out of the
-mysterious south, racing against time, a little motor flits onward with
-gaping barrels of clams. At a decent interval comes a heavier load of
-fish. Great express wagons follow, commissarial giants. The honest uses
-of Fifth Avenue begin.
-
-Butchers and bakers are out before fine ladies. The grocer and the
-greengrocer are early on their rounds. But an empty American News truck
-confesses that eternal vigilance is the price of circulation. Its gait
-is swifter than the gait of milkman or fruit-and-vegetable man. Dust and
-dew are on the florist's wheels: he has come whistling by the swamps of
-Flushing. His flimsy automobile runs lightly past the juggernauts that
-crush down.
-
-Uncle Sam is in haste at six in the morning. His trucks hurl from Grand
-Central to make the substations. But his is not the pride of place. Nor
-is it coal or farmers' feed that appropriates the middle of the street.
-The noblest wagons, a long parade of them, announce the greater glory of
-beer. The temperance advocate may shudder at the desecration of the
-morning. He may observe "Hell Gate Brewery" and nod his sickly nod. But
-there is something about this large preparedness for thirst that stills
-the carping worm of conscience. It is good to see what solid, ample
-caravans are required to replenish man with beer. It is not the single
-glass that is glorious. It is not even the single car-load. It is the
-steady, deliberate, ponderous procession that streams through the early
-hours. Once it seemed as if Percherons alone were worthy of beer-wagons.
-It satisfied the faith that there was Design in creation, but the
-Percheron is not needed. There is the same institutional impressiveness
-about a motor-truck piled to the sky with beer.
-
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-
-
-"Number, please?" She is anonymous, that inquirer. But behind her
-anonymity there is humanity. Fifth Avenue and Forty-second Street caught
-a glimpse of her at six forty-five A. M.
-
-She was up at five in the morning. She had a pang as she put on her
-check suit, slightly darker than her check coat lined with pink. Her
-little hat, however, was smart and new. Her mother cooked breakfast
-while she set the table. Then she walked to the Third Avenue "L" with
-her friend. They got off the express at Forty-second Street, rode to
-Fourth Avenue on the short spur line, and walked along Forty-second
-Street in time for them to do a brief window-shopping as they passed the
-shirtwaists at Forsythe's. Her friend's bronze shoes she envied as they
-crossed the little park back of the Library. On Sixth Avenue they
-inspected the window at Bernstein's. A slight argument engrossed them.
-They hovered over the window, chirping not unlike the sparrows in Bryant
-Park. Then, in a flurry of punctuality, they raced for the telephone
-company to begin their "Number, please."
-
-An hour earlier laborers with dinner-pails had crossed Fifth Avenue, and
-hatless Polish girls on their way to scrub. By seven o'clock the negro
-porters and laborers were giving way to white-collar strap-hangers on
-the elevateds and in the subway. It was getting to be the hour of
-salesmen and salesgirls and office-boys and shop-subordinates and
-clerks. The girls back of the scenes at the milliner's, they go up Fifth
-Avenue at seven, to take one side-street or another. The girl who sells
-you a toothbrush in the drug-store hurries by the shop windows, herself
-as neat as a model. Is it early? Myriads of men are pouring down
-already. Besides, "'S use of kickin'? If you don't like it, you can walk
-out!"
-
-The night-watchman is going home, and an old attendant from the Grand
-Central. "Tired, Pop?" "Yeh, p'tty tired." "What right've you to git
-tired workin' for a big corporation?" The oppressed wage-slave bellows,
-"Ha, ha."
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-
-
-Of these things Fifth Avenue is innocent at five in the afternoon. The
-diastole of travelers had spread all morning from Grand Central; the
-systole is active at five. As the great muscle contracts in the
-afternoon, atoms are pulled frantically to the suburbs, tearing their
-way through the weaker streams that are drawn up by the neighboring
-shops and clubs and bars and hotels. The Biltmore and Sherry's and
-Delmonico's and the Manhattan and the Belmont are no longer columnar
-monuments, holding secret vigil. They are secondary to the human floods
-which they suck in and spray out. The street itself is lost to memory
-and vision. A swollen stream, dammed at moments while chosen people are
-permitted to walk dry-shod across, bears on its restless bosom the
-freight of curiosity and pride and favor. One might fancy, to gaze on
-this mad throng of motors, that a new religious sect had conquered the
-universe, worshipers of a machine.
-
-It is the hour of white gloves and delicate profiles, the feminine hour.
-A little later there will be more leaves than blossoms, the men coming
-from work giving a duller tone. But one is permitted to believe for this
-period that Fifth Avenue has a personality, parti-colored, decorative,
-flashing, frivolous, composed of many styles and many types. The working
-world intersects it rudely at Forty-second Street, but scarcely
-infiltrates it. A qualification distinguishes those who turn up and down
-the Avenue. It is not leisure that distinguishes them, or money, but
-their sense that there is romance in the appearance of money and
-leisure. Many of the white gloves are cotton. Many of the gloves are not
-white. But it is May-time, the afternoon, Fifth Avenue. One may pretend
-the world is gay.
-
-They seem chaotic and impulsive, these crowds on Fifth Avenue. They move
-as by personal will. But dawn and sunset, morning and evening, common
-attractions govern them. There is a rhythm in these human tides.
-
-
-
-V
-
-
-For eighty years Henri Fabre watched the insects. He stayed with his
-friend the spider the round of the clock. Time, that reveals the spider,
-is also eloquent of man in his city. Time is the scene-shifter and the
-detective. Some day we should pitch a metropolitan observatory at the
-corner of Fifth Avenue and Forty-second Street,--some day, if we can
-find the time.
-
-
-
-
-AS AN ALIEN FEELS
-
-
-Twenty-five years ago I knew but dimly that the United States existed.
-My first dream of it came, as well as I remember, from the strange gay
-flag that blew above a circus tent on the Fair Green. It was a Wild West
-Show, and for years I associated America with the intoxication of the
-circus and, for no reason, with the tang of oranges. "Two a penny, two a
-penny, large penny oranges! Buy away an' ate away, large penny oranges!"
-They were oranges from Seville then, but the odor of them and the fumes
-of circus excitement gave me a first gay ribald sense of the United
-States.
-
-The next allied sense was gathered from a scallawag uncle. He had sought
-his fortune in America--sought it, as I infer now, on the rear end of a
-horse-car. When he came home he was full of odd and delicious oaths.
-"Gosh hell hang it" was his chief touch of American culture. He was a
-"Yank" in local parlance, a frequently drunken Yank. His fine drooping
-mustache too often drooped with porter. Once, a boy of nine, I steadied
-him home under the October stars and absorbed a long alcoholic reverie
-on the Horseshoe Falls. As we slept together that night in the
-rat-pattering loft, and as he absently appropriated all the
-horse-blanket, I had plenty of chance to shiver over the wonderments of
-the Horseshoe Falls.
-
-This, with an instilled idea that America and America alone could offer
-"work," foreshadowed the American landscape. It is the bald hope of work
-that finally magnetizes us hither. But every dream and every loyalty was
-with the unhappy land from which I came.
-
-For many months the music of New York harbor spoke only of home. Every
-outgoing steamer that opened its throat made me homesick. America was
-New York, and New York was down town, and down town was a vortex of new
-duties. There I learned the bewildering foreign tongue of earning a
-living, and the art of eating at Childs'. At night the hall-bedroom near
-Broadway, and the resourceless promenade up and down Broadway for
-amusement. The only women to say "dear," the women who say it on the
-street.
-
-In Chicago, not in New York, I found the United States. The word
-"settlement" gave me my first puzzled intimation that there was
-somewhere a clew to this grim struggle down town. I had looked for it in
-boarding-houses. I had looked for it in stenographic night-schools. I
-had sought it in the blotchy Sunday newspaper, in Coney Island, in long
-jaunts up the Palisades. I had looked for it among the street-walkers,
-the first to proffer intimacy. And of course, not being clever enough, I
-had overlooked it. But in Chicago, as I say, I came on it at home.
-
-America dawned for me in a social settlement. It dawned for me as a
-civilization and a faith. In all my first experiences of my employers I
-got not one glimpse of American civilization. Theirs was the language of
-smartness, alertness, brightness, success, efficiency, and I tried to
-learn it, but it was a difficult and alien tongue. Some of them were
-lawyers, but they were interested in penmanship and ability to clean
-ink-bottles. Some of them were business men, but they were interested in
-ability to typewrite and to keep the petty cash. It was not their fault.
-Ours was not an affair of the heart. But if it had not been for the
-social settlement, I should still be an alien to the bone.
-
-Till I knew a social settlement the American flag was still a flag on a
-circus-tent, a gay flag but cheap. The cheapness of the United States
-was the message of quick-lunch and the boarding-house, of vaudeville and
-Coney Island and the Sunday newspaper, of the promenade on Broadway. In
-the social settlement I came on something entirely different. Here on
-the ash-heap of Chicago was a blossom of something besides success. The
-house was saturated in the perfume of the stockyards, to make it sweet.
-A trolley-line ran by its bedroom windows, to make it musical. It was
-thronged with Jews and Greeks and Italians and soulful visitors, to make
-it restful. It was inhabited by high-strung residents, to make it easy.
-But it was the first place in all America where there came to me a sense
-of the intention of democracy, the first place where I found a flame by
-which the melting-pot melts. I heard queer words about it. The men, I
-learned, were mollycoddles, and the women were sexually unemployed. The
-ruling class spoke of "unsettlement workers" with animosity, the
-socialists of a mealy-mouthed compromise. Yet in that strange haven of
-clear humanitarian faith I discovered what I suppose I had been
-seeking--the knowledge that America had a soul.
-
-How one discovers these things it is hard to put honestly. It is like
-trying to recall the first fair wind of spring. But I know that slowly
-and unconsciously the atmosphere of the settlement thawed out the
-asperity of alienism. There were Americans of many kinds in residence,
-from Illinois, from Michigan, from New York, English-Americans,
-Russian-Americans, Austrian-Americans, German-Americans, men who had
-gone to Princeton and Harvard, women spiritually lavendered in Bryn
-Mawr. The place bristled with hyphens. But the Americanism was of a kind
-that opened to the least pressure from without, and never shall I forget
-the way these residents with their "North Side" friends had managed so
-graciously to domesticate the annual festival of my own nationality.
-That, strange though it may seem, is the more real sort of
-Americanization Day.
-
-From Walt Whitman, eventually, the naturalizing alien breathes in
-American air, but I doubt if I should have ever known the meaning of
-Walt Whitman had I not lived in that initiating home. It was easy in
-later years to see new meanings in the American flag, to stand with
-Ethiopia Saluting the Colors, but it was in the settlement I found the
-sources from which it was dyed. For there, to my amazement, one was not
-expected to believe that man's proper place is on a Procrustean bed of
-profiteering. A different tradition of America lived there, one in which
-the earlier faiths had come through, in which the way to heaven was not
-necessarily up a skyscraper. In New England, later, I found many ideas
-of which the settlement was symptomatic, but as I imbibed them they were
-"America" for me.
-
-What it means to come at last into possession of Lincoln, whose spirit
-is so precious to the social settlement, is probably unintelligible to
-Lincoln's normal inheritors. To understand this, however, is to
-understand the birth of a loyalty. In the countries from which we come
-there have been men of such humane ideals, but they have almost without
-exception been men beyond the pale. The heroes of the peoples of Europe
-have not been the governors of Europe. They have been the spokesmen of
-the governed. But here among America's governors and statesmen was a
-simple authenticator of humane ideals. To inherit him becomes for the
-European not an abandonment of old loyalties, but a summary of them in a
-new. In the microcosm of the settlement perhaps Lincolnism is too
-simple. Many of one's promptest acquiescences are revised as one meets
-and eats with the ruling class later on. But the salt of this American
-soil is Lincoln. When one finds that, one is naturalized.
-
-It is curious how the progress of naturalization becomes revealed to
-one. I still recollect with a thrill the first time I attended a
-national political convention and listened to the roll-call of the
-States. "Alabama! Arizona! Arkansas!" Empty names for many years, at
-last they were filled with one clear concept, the concept of the
-democratic experiment. "As I have walk'd in Alabama my morning
-walk"--the living appeal to each state by name recalled Whitman's
-generous amusing scope. "Far breath'd land! Arctic braced! Mexican
-breez'd! The diverse! The compact! The Pennsylvanian! The Virginian! The
-double Carolinian!" The orotund roll-call was not intended to evoke
-Whitman. It was intended, as it happened, to evoke votes for Taft and
-Sherman. But even these men were parts of the democratic experiment. And
-the vastly peopled hall answered for Walt Whitman, as the empurpled
-Penrose did not answer. It was they who were the leaves of our grass.
-
-In Whitman, as William James has shown, there is an arrant mysticism
-which his own Democratic Vistas exposed in cold light. Yet into this
-credulity as to the virtue and possibilities of the people an alien is
-likely to enter if his first intimacy with America came in the aliens'
-crêche. A settlement is a crêche for the step-children of Europe, and it
-is hard not to credit America at large with some of the impulses which
-make the settlement. Such, at any rate, is the tendency I experienced
-myself.
-
-With this tendency, what of loyalty to the United States? I think of
-Lincoln and his effected mysticism by Union, union for the experiment,
-and I feel alive within me a complete identification with this land. The
-keenest realization of the nation reached me, as I recall, the first
-time I saw the capitol in Washington. Quite unsuspecting I strolled up
-the hill from the station, just about midnight, the streets gleaming
-after a warm shower. The plaza in front of the capitol was deserted. A
-few high sentinel lamps threw a lonely light down the wet steps and
-scantily illumined the pillars. Darkness veiled the dome. Standing apart
-completely by myself, I felt as never before the union of which this
-strength and simplicity was the symbol. The quietude of the night, the
-scent of April pervading it, gave to the lonely building a dignity such
-as I had seldom felt before. It seemed to me to stand for a fine and
-achieved determination, for a purpose maintained, for a quiet faith in
-the peoples and states that lay away behind it to far horizons. Lincoln,
-I thought, had perhaps looked from those steps on such a night in April,
-and felt the same promise of spring.
-
-
-
-
-SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT
-
-
-One should not be ashamed to acknowledge the pursuit of the secret of
-life. That secret, however, is shockingly elusive. It is quite visible
-to me, somewhere in space. Like a ball swung before a kitten, it taunts
-my eye. Like a kitten I cannot help making a lunge after it. But tied to
-the ball there seems to be a mischievous invisible string. My eye fixes
-the secret of life but it escapes my paw.
-
-During the Russo-Japanese War I thought I had it. It involved a great
-deal of stern discipline. Physically it meant giving up meat, Boston
-garters and cigarettes. It seemed largely composed of rice, hot baths
-followed by rolling in the snow and jiu jitsu. The art of jiu jitsu
-hinted at the very secret itself. Here was the crude West seeking to
-slug its way to mastery while the commonest Japanese had only to lay
-hold of life by the little finger to reduce it to squealing submission.
-The sinister power of jiu jitsu haunted me. Unless the West could learn
-it we were putty in Japanese hands. It was the acme of effortless
-subtlety. A people with such an art, combined with ennobling
-vegetarianism, must necessarily be a superior people. I privately
-believed that the Japanese had employed it in sinking the Russian fleet.
-
-Thomas Alva Edison displaced jiu jitsu in my soul and supplanted it with
-a colossal contempt for sleep. An insincere contempt for food I already
-protested. No nation could hope to take the field that subsisted on
-heavy foods--such unclean things as sausages and beer. The secret of
-world mastery was a diet of rice. "We all eat too much" became a fixed
-conviction. But Mr. Edison forced a greater conviction--we all sleep too
-much as well. This thought had first come to me from Arnold Bennett.
-Sleep was a matter of habit, of bad habit. We sleep ourselves stupid.
-Who could not afford to lose a minute's sleep? Reduce sleep by a minute
-a day--who would miss it? And in 500 days you would have got down to the
-classical forty winks. Mr. Edison did not merely preach this gospel. He
-modestly indicated his own career to illustrate its successful
-practicability. To cut down sleep and cut down food was the only way to
-function like a superman.
-
-Once started on this question of habits I spent a life of increasing
-turmoil. From Plato I heard the word moderation, but from William Blake
-I learned that "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." From
-Benjamin Franklin I gathered the importance of good habits, but William
-James gleefully told me to avoid all habits, even good ones. And then
-came Scientific Management.
-
-The concept of scientific management practically wrecked my life. I
-discovered that there was a right way of doing everything and that I was
-doing everything wrongly. It was no new idea to me that we were all
-astray about the simplest things. We did not know how to breathe
-properly. We did not know how to sit properly. We did not know how to
-walk properly. We wore a hard hat: it was making us bald. We wore
-pointed shoes: it was unfair to our little toe. But scientific
-management did not dawdle over such details. It nonchalantly pointed out
-that "waste motions" were the chief characteristic of our lives.
-
-One of the most fantastic persons in the world is the public official
-who, before he can write a postal order or a tax receipt, has to make
-preliminary curls of penmanship in the air. Observed by the scientific
-eye, we are much more fantastic ourselves. If our effective motions
-could be registered on a visual target, our record would be found to
-resemble that of savages who use ammunition without a sight on their
-guns. If we think that the ordinary soldier's marksmanship is wasteful,
-we may well look to ourselves. Our life is peppered with motions that
-fly wide and wild. It begins on awaking. We stretch our arms--waste
-motion! We ought to utilize that gesture for polishing our shoes. We rub
-our eyes--more foolishness. We should rub our eyes on Sunday for the
-rest of the week. But it is in processes like shaving that scientific
-management is really needed. Men flatter themselves that they shave with
-the minimum of gesture. They believe that they complete the operation
-under five minutes. But, excusing their inaccuracy, do they know that
-under the inspection of the scientific manager their performance would
-look as jagged as their razorblade under the microscope? The day will
-probably arrive when a superman will shave with one superb motion, as
-delightful to the soul as the uncoiling of an orange-skin in one long
-unbroken peel.
-
-In reading the newspaper a man most betrays the haphazard, unscrutinized
-conduct of his morn. We pick up our paper without any suspicion that we
-are about to commit intellectual felony. We do not know that the news
-editor is in a conspiracy to play on our minds. If men gyrate too much
-physically, they certainly are just as anarchistic when they start to
-look over the news. It is not so much that they begin the day with
-devouring the details of a murder or lull themselves with some excuse
-for not reading a British note on the blockade. It is the fact that they
-are led by a ring running through their instincts to obey the particular
-editors they read.
-
-Viewing myself as a human machine, I cannot understand how the human
-race has survived. Even conceding that I was normal, it is so much the
-worse for normality. I simply belong to a monstrous breed. There is not
-one important layman's practice that we have organized with regard to
-discipline and efficiency. If bricklayers waste motions in laying
-bricks, how about the motions wasted in lifting one's hat and the
-circumvolutions in putting links in one's cuffs? How about the impulsive
-child who wastes motions so recklessly in giving his mother a hug? The
-discovery seemed chilly that everything could be scientifically managed,
-everything could be perfected if one took up an altitudinous position at
-the center of one's life. But a fear of being chilly is a mark of
-inferiority. It ill becomes a human machine.
-
-Yearning to live scrupulously on twenty-four hours a day, with vague
-longings to eat very little and sleep very little and master jiu jitsu
-and breathe deep and chew hard and practice Mueller exercises and give
-up tobacco and coffee and hug my mother scientifically and save waste
-motions in putting on my shirt, I happened to come across two European
-thinkers, a physician and a metaphysician. Paralleling Shakespeare's
-knowledge of dead languages by my own knowledge of live ones, I could
-not read these masters in the original to determine whether they blended
-like oil and vinegar or fought like water and oil. But in the eagerness
-of philosophic poverty I grasped just two delightful words from them,
-"instinct" and "repression." The metaphysician's secret of life,
-apparently, was to drop using one's so-called intelligence so
-frantically, to become more like those marvels of instinct, the hyena
-and the whale. The physician merely seemed to put the Ten Commandments
-in their place. To tell the truth, his detection of "repression" gave me
-no tangible promise. I exculpate the doctor. But the evolutionist turned
-my thoughts away from the early worries of discipline. This is the
-latest ball in the air that the kitten is chasing, with no suspicion of
-any tantalizing invisible string.
-
-
-
-
-THE NEXT NEW YORK
-
-
-You'd get awfully tired if I told you everything about my visit to New
-York in A. D. 1991. Some things are too complicated even to refer to,
-many things I've already forgotten, and a number of things I didn't
-understand. But as I had to return to my work as prison doctor in 1919
-after a week of 1991 I grasped a few top impressions that may interest
-you. I hope I can give them to you straight.
-
-The people on the street took my eye the minute I arrived in town. They
-looked so pleasing and they wore such stunning clothes. You know that at
-present, with the long indoor working day and the mixture of embalmed
-and storage and badly cooked food, the number of pasty-faced and
-emaciated men and women is very high. I exempt the hearty sweating
-classes like the structural iron workers and teamsters and porters and
-even policemen. You could recruit a fine-looking club from the building
-trades. But stand any afternoon on Fifth Avenue and size up the
-condition of the passers-by. You see shopgirls in thin cotton who are
-under-weight, under-slept, miserably nourished and devitalized. You see
-pimply waiters and stooping clerks. You see weary, fish-eyed mothers who
-look as if every day was washing day. Scores of sagging middle-aged
-people go by, who ought to be taken to a clinic. A little earlier in the
-afternoon it's almost impossible to share the sidewalk with the squat
-factory hands who overflow at the lunch hour. They're hard to kill,
-these poor fellows, but they're a puny, stinking, stunted, ill-favored
-horde. But the greater cleanliness of the people later on, and their
-better clothes, doesn't put them in a very different class. You hear a
-good deal about the queens you see, but, really, the city streets of New
-York in 1919, streaming with people who have dun clothes to match dun
-faces, make you wonder what's the use.
-
-These people in 1991 were good to look at! The three-hour working day
-had a lot to do with it, of course, and the basic economic changes. But
-what leads me first to speak of appearances is the huge responsibility
-that had gone to hygienists. I mean educational and administrative. In
-1991, I found, people were really acting on the theory that you can't
-have civilization without sound bodies. The idea itself was as old as an
-old joke, a platitude in the mouth of every pill-vender. But the city
-was working on it as if it were a pivotal truth, and this meant a total
-revision of ordinary conduct.
-
-Building the Panama Canal was a simple little job compared to making New
-York hygienic. Thirty years must have been spent in getting the folks to
-realize that no man and woman had any hygienic excuse for breeding
-children within the city limits. It was sixty years, I was told, before
-it was official that a city child was an illegitimate child. At first
-mothers kicked hard when the illegitimates were confiscated, but in the
-end they came to see justice in the human version of the slogan, "an
-acre and a cow." It got rid of the good old city-bred medical formula
-that the best way to handle pregnancy is to handle it as a pathological
-condition. Of course this prohibition movement made all sorts of people
-mad. A bunch of Gold Coast women held out for a long time on the score
-of personal liberty. Women had private city babies where the inspectors
-couldn't get at them. You know, just like private whisky. But in the end
-the prohibitionists won, and it had an enormous effect on cleaning up
-Manhattan. It cut out all but the detached and the transient residents,
-and with the breathing space rules, these were far less than you'd
-suppose. Even with the great area of garden-roofs, the fixed residents
-were not much more than 100,000.
-
-This demobilization wasn't special to New York. In other places there
-were much more rigid "units." Hygiene, nothing else, decided the unit
-size of cities in 1991. The old sprawling haphazard heterogeneous city
-gave place to the "modern" unit, permanent residences within the city
-never being open to families that had children under fourteen. For the
-heads of such families, however, the transportation problem was
-beautifully solved. Every unit city came to be so constructed that
-within half an hour of the "fresh air and exercise" homes, men and women
-could reach factories and warehouses in one direction, and offices and
-courts and banks and exchanges in another. This was after they realized
-the high cost of noise and dirt. The noiseless, dirtless, swift, freight
-train took the place of most trucks, and of course the remaining trucks
-shot up and down the non-pedestrian sanitary alleys. Another thing that
-interested me was the plexus of all the things that are to be exhibited.
-This involved a great problem for New York before factories were
-deported and the moving "H. G. Wells" sidewalks introduced. How to
-economize time and space, and yet not produce too close a homogeneity,
-too protein an intellectual and æsthetic and social diet, became a
-fascinating question. But the devotion of Blackwell's Island to summer
-and winter art and music, with all the other islands utilized for
-permanent exhibitions gave the city directors a certain leeway. The
-islands were made charming. I was quite struck over there, I think, on a
-new island in Flushing Bay, by the guild-managed shows of clothing,
-where you sat and watched the exhibits traveling on an endless belt,
-that stopped when you wanted it to--the kind that art exhibitions
-adopted for certain purposes. You see, the old department stores had
-passed away as utterly as the delivery horse and display advertising and
-the non-preventive physician. And the old game of "seasons" and fashions
-was abandoned soon after the celebrated trial of Condé Nast for the
-undermining of the taste of shopgirls. The job of the purchasing
-consumer was steadily simplified. Youth of both sexes learned fairly
-early in life what they could and what they couldn't do personally in
-the use of color. No one thought of copying another's color or design in
-dress any more than of copying another's oculist prescription. And with
-the guild consultants always ready to help out the troubled buyer, the
-business of shopping for clothes became as exciting and intelligent as
-the pastime of visiting a private exhibition. In this way, backed up by
-the guilds, a daring employment of color became generally favored. But a
-big item in this programme was the refusal of the guilds to prescribe
-any costumes for people who needed medical care first. It was useless,
-the guilds said, to decorate a mud-pie. And the hygienists agreed.
-
-So you got back always to the doctrine of a sound body. In the hygienic
-riots of 1936 some horrible lynchings took place. An expert from the
-Chicago stockyards was then running the New York subways. He devised the
-upper-berth system by which the space between people's heads and the
-roof of the car could be used on express trains for hanging up
-passengers, like slabs of bacon. It was only after a few thousand
-citizens had failed to respond to the pulmotor which was kept at every
-station to revive weaklings, that the divine right of human beings to
-decent transportation became a real public issue. The hygienists made
-the great popular mistake of trying to save the stockyards man. They
-knew he had a sick soul. They believed that by psycho-analyzing him and
-showing he had always wanted to skin cats alive, they could put the
-traction question on a higher plane. Unfortunately the Hearst of that
-era took up the issue on the so-called popular side. He denounced the
-hygienists as heartless experts and showed how science was really a
-conspiracy in favor of the ruling class. The hygienic riots resulted in
-a miserable set-back to the compulsory psycho-analysis of all criminals,
-but the bloody assassination of the leading hygienist of the day brought
-about a reaction, and within thirty years no judge was allowed to serve
-who wasn't an expert in psychic work and hygiene. This decision was
-greatly aided by the publication of a brochure revealing the relation of
-criminal verdicts to the established neuroses of city magistrates. The
-promise that this work would be extended and published as a supplement
-to the Federal Reporter went a long way toward converting the Bar. The
-old pretensions of the Bar went rapidly to pieces when political use was
-made of important psychological and physiological facts. The hygienists
-spoke of "the mighty stream of morbid compulsion broadening down to more
-morbid compulsion." By 1950 no man with an OEdipus complex could even
-get on the Real Estate ticket, and the utter collapse of militarism came
-about with the magnificently scientific biographies of all the prominent
-armament advocates in the evil era.
-
-I had a surprise coming for me in the total disappearance of prisons.
-Though I hate to confess it, I was a little amazed when I found that the
-old penology was just as historical in 1991 as the methodology of the
-Spanish Inquisition. Scientific men did possess models of prisons like
-Sing Sing and Trenton and Atlanta and Leavenworth, and the tiny advances
-in the latter prisons were thought amusing. But the deformity of the
-human minds and the social systems that permitted such prisons as ours
-was a matter for acute discussion and analysis everywhere, even in
-casual unspecialized groups. This general intelligence made it clear to
-me that social hygiene was never understood up to the middle of the
-twentieth century. The very name, after all, was appropriated by men
-afraid to specify the sex diseases they were then cleaning up.
-Puritanism, serviceable as it was in its time, had kept men from
-obtaining and examining the evidence necessary to right conclusions
-about conduct. "Think," said one delightful youth to me, on my first day
-in 1991, "think of not knowing the first facts as to the physiological
-laws of continence. Think of starting out after general physical
-well-being by the preposterous road of universal military service. Think
-of electing Congressmen in the old days without applying even the Binet
-test to them. Why, to-day we know nothing about 'the pursuit of
-happiness,' fair as that object is, and yet we should no more stand for
-such indiscriminateness than we'd allow a day to go by without
-swimming."
-
-The youth, I should specify, was a female youth, what we call a girl. I
-had nothing to say to her. But my mind shot back to 1919, to which I was
-so soon to return, and I thought of a millionaire's device I had once
-seen in Chicago. Deep in the basement of a great factory building there
-was a small electric-lighted cell, and in this bare cell there was a
-gymnastic framework, perhaps four feet high, on which was strapped an
-ordinary leather saddle. In front of the saddle there rose two thin
-steel sticks, and out of them came thin leather reins. By means of a
-clever arrangement of springs down below that responded to an electric
-current, the whole mechanism was able to move up and down and backward
-and forward in short stabby jerks that were supposed to stir up your
-gizzard in practically the same way as the motion of a horse. This was,
-in fact, a synthetic horse, bearing the same æsthetic relation to a real
-horse that a phonograph song does to a real song that is poured out, so
-to speak, in the sun. And here, in the bald basement cell with its two
-barred basement windows (closed), the constipated millionaires take
-their turns, whenever they can bear it, going through the canned motions
-of a ride, staring with bored eyes at the blind tiled wall in front of
-them. So far, in 1919, had the worship of Hygeia carried the
-helot-captains of industry. And from that basement, from that heathen
-symbol of perverted exercise, men had returned to a primary acceptance
-of the human body and a primary law that its necessities be everywhere
-observed. Not such a great accomplishment, I thought, in seventy years.
-And yet it gave to mankind the leg-up they had to have for the happiness
-they long for.
-
-
-
-
-CHICAGO[1]
-
-
-A good deal of nonsense is talked about the personality of towns. What
-most people enjoy about a town is familiarity, not personality, and they
-can give no penetrating account of their affection. "What is the finest
-town in the world?" the New York reporters recently asked a young
-recruit, eager for him to eulogize New York. "Why," he answered, "San
-Malo, France. I was born there." That is the usual reason, perhaps the
-best reason, why a person likes any place on earth. The clew is
-autobiographical.
-
-But towns do have personality. Contrast London and New York, or Portland
-and Norfolk, or Madison and St. Augustine. Chicago certainly has a
-personality, and it would be obscurantism of the most modern kind to
-pretend that there was no "soul" in Chicago either to like or to
-dislike. People who have never lived in Chicago are usually content with
-disliking it, and those who have seen it superficially, or smelled it in
-passing when the stockyard factories were making glue, can seldom
-understand why Chicagoans love it. Official visitors, of course, profess
-to admire it, with the eagerness of anxious missionaries seeking to make
-good with cannibals. But except for men who knew Bursley or Belfast, and
-slipped into Chicago as into old slippers--men like Arnold Bennett and
-George Bermingham--there are few outsiders who really feel at home.
-Stevenson passed through it on his immigrant journey across the plains,
-pondering that one who had so promptly subscribed a sixpence to restore
-the city after the fire should be compelled to pay for his own ham and
-eggs. He thought Chicago great but gloomy. Kipling shrank from it like a
-sensitive plant. It horrified him. H. G. Wells thought it amazing, but
-chiefly amazing as a lapse from civilization. All of these leave little
-doubt how Chicago first hits the eye. It is, in fact, dirty, unruly and
-mean. It has size without spaciousness, opportunity without
-imaginativeness, action without climax, wealth without distinction. A
-sympathetic artist finds picturesqueness in it, though far from gracious
-where most characteristic; but for the most part it is shoddy, dingy and
-vulgar, making more noise downtown than a boiler works, and raining
-smuts all day as a symbolic reproach from heaven. It is not for its
-beaux yeux that the outsider begins to love the town.
-
-But a great town is like the elephant of the fable; one must see it
-altogether before one can define it; one can believe almost anything
-monstrous from a partial view. Time, in the case of Chicago, is
-supremely necessary--about three years as a minimum. Then its goodness
-passeth all pre-matrimonial understanding; its essence is disclosed.
-
-Mr. H. C. Chatfield-Taylor has qualified, so far as time is concerned,
-to speak of Chicago, and I think it would be churlish not to agree that
-from the standpoint of the old settler he has done his city proud. All
-old Chicagoans will recognize at once why Mr. Taylor should go back to
-the beginning, and they will be delighted at the clarity with which the
-early history is expounded, as well as the era before the Civil War.
-They will also understand and rejoice over the repetition of grand old
-names--Gordon S. Hubbard, John Kinzie, Mark Beaubien, Uranus H. Crosby,
-Sherman of the Sherman hotel, General Hart L. Stewart and Long John
-Wentworth. In every town in the world there is, of course, a Long John
-or a Big Bill, but Chicagoans will savor this reference to their own
-familiar, and will delight in the snug feeling that they too "knew
-Chicago when." Mr. Taylor is also dear to his townsmen when he harks
-back to days before the Fire. In those days the West-siders were a
-little superior because they had the Episcopal Cathedral of Saints Peter
-and Paul, and the church-going folk could hear the "fast young men"
-speeding trotting horses past the church doors. Such performances seemed
-fairly worldly, but later did not Mr. Taylor himself drive his
-high-steppers to the races at Washington Park, and did he not woo the
-heart of the city where gilded youth cherished a "nod of recognition
-from Potter Palmer, John B. Drake, or John A. Rice." The dinners of
-antelope steak and roast buffalo at the Grand Pacific recall a Chicago
-antedating the World's Fair that left strong traces into the twentieth
-century, a Chicago that is commemorated with grace and kindliness in the
-fair pages of this book.
-
-But this is not enough. If Mr. Taylor's heart lingers among the
-"marble-fronts" of his youth, this is not peculiarly Chicagoan. Such
-fond reminiscence is the common nature of man. And a better basis for
-loving Chicago must be offered than the evidence that one teethed on it,
-battered darling that it is. Mr. Taylor's better explanation, as I read
-it, is extremely significant. He identifies himself fully and eagerly
-with the New Englanders who made the town. Bounty-jumpers and squatters
-and speculators, war widows and politicians and anarchists and
-aliens--all these go into his perspective, as do the emergencies of the
-Fire and the splendors of the Fair. But the marrow of his pride in
-Chicago is his community with its origins in "men, like myself, of New
-England blood, whose fathers felled our forests and tilled our prairie
-land." Since the time he was born, he tells us, more than two million
-people have been added to the population of Chicago. Only a fifth of the
-Great West Side are now American-born, and the Lake Shore Drive was
-still a cemetery when Mr. Taylor was a boy on that dignified West Side.
-This links Mr. Taylor closely to the beginning of things. Hence he likes
-to insist in his kindly spirit that Chicago's puritan "aristocracy" is
-the source of Chicago altruism, that "the society of Chicago [is] more
-puritanical than that of any great city in the world," and that "back of
-Chicago's strenuousness and vim stands the spirit of her founders
-holding her in leash, the tenets of the Pilgrim Fathers being still a
-potent factor in her life.... She possesses a New England conscience to
-leaven her diverse character and make her truly--the pulse of America."
-
-Every bird takes what he finds to build his own spiritual nest.
-Personally, I love Chicago, ugly and wild and rude, but I prefer to see
-it as an impuritan. Its sprawling hideousness, indeed, has always seemed
-a direct result of the private-minded policy that distinguished
-Chicago's big little men. The triumvirate that Mr. Taylor mentions had
-no statesmanship in them. One was an admirable huckster, another an
-inflexible paternalist, the third a fine old philistine who carved a
-destiny in ham. But these men gave themselves and their city to business
-enterprise in its ugliest manifestation. The city of course has its
-remissions, its loveliness, but the incidental brutality of that
-enterprise is a main characteristic of the city, a characteristic barely
-suggested by Mr. Taylor, not clearly imagined by Mr. Hornby in his
-graceful drawings, so beautifully reproduced.
-
-One would like, as a corrective to Mr. Taylor's pleasant picture, some
-leaves from Upton Sinclair's Jungle, Jack London's Iron Heel, Frank
-Norris's Pit, H. K. Webster's Great Adventure, the fiction of Edith
-Wyatt and Henry Fuller and Robert Herrick and Will Paine and Weber Linn
-and Sherwood Anderson, the poetry of Edgar Lee Masters and Carl
-Sandburg, the prose of Jane Addams. No one who looked at the City
-Council ten years ago, for example, can forget the brutality of that
-institution of collective life.
-
-They called the old-time aldermen the "gray wolves." They looked like
-wolves, cold-eyed, grizzled, evil. They preyed on the city South side,
-West side, North side, making the shaky tenements and black brothels and
-sprawling immigrant-filled industries pay tribute in twenty ways. One
-night, curious to see Chicago at its worst, four of us went to a place
-that was glibly described as "the wickedest place in the world." It was
-a saloon under the West side elevated, and a room back of the saloon. At
-first it seemed merely dirty and meager, with its runty negro at the
-raucous piano. But at last the regular customers collected; the sots,
-the dead-beats, the human wreckage of both sexes, the woman of a fat
-pallor, the woman without a nose.... They surrounded us, piled against
-us, clawed us. And that, in its way, is Chicago, Stead's Satanic vision
-of it revealed.
-
-But the other side of that hideousness in Chicago is the thing one loves
-it for, the large freedom from caste and cant which is so much an
-essential of democracy, the cordiality which comes with fraternity, the
-access to men and life of all kinds. Chicago is a scrimmage but also an
-adventure, a frank and passionate creator struggling with hucksters and
-hogsters, a blundering friend to genius among the assassins of genius, a
-frontier against the Europe that meant an established order, an order of
-succession and a weary bread-line. In Chicago, for all its philistinism,
-there is the condition of hope that is half the spiritual battle,
-whatever stockades the puritans try to build. It is that that makes one
-lament the silence in Mr. Taylor's pleasant book. But the puritanical
-tradition requires silence. Polite and refined, self-centered and
-private-minded, attached to property and content within limitations, it
-made visible Chicago what it is.
-
- [1] _Chicago, by H. C. Chatfield-Taylor. Illustrations by Lester G.
- Hornby. Boston: Houghton Mifflin Co._
-
-
-
-
-THE CLOUDS OF KERRY
-
-
-It is the Gulf Stream, they say, that makes Kerry so wet. All the
-reservoir of the Atlantic, at any rate, lies to the west and south, and
-the prevailing winds come laden with its moisture. Kerry lifts its
-mountains to those impinging winds--mountains that in the sunlight are a
-living colorful presence on every side, but cruelly denuded by the
-constant rains. For usually the winds flow slowly from the sea, soft
-voluminous clouds gathered in their arms, and as they pass they sweep
-their drooping veils down over the silent and somewhat melancholy land.
-
-In the night-time a light or two may be seen dotted at great intervals
-on those lonely hillsides, but for the most part the habitations are in
-the cooms or hollows grooved by nature between the parallel hills. The
-soil on the mountains is washed away. The vestiture that remains is a
-watery sedge, and it is only by garnering every handful of earth that
-the tenants can attain cultivation even in the cooms. Their fields,
-often held in common, are so small as to be laughable, and deep drainage
-trenches are dug every few yards. Sometimes in the shifting sunlight
-between showers a light-green patch will loom magically in the distance,
-witness to man's indefatigable effort to achieve a holding amid the
-rocks. An awkward boreen will climb to that holding, and if one goes
-there one may find a typical tall spare countryman, bright of eye and
-sharp of feature, housing in his impoverished cottage a large brood of
-children. To build with his own hands a watertight house is the ambition
-for which this man is slaving, and the slates and cement may be ready
-there near the pit which he himself has dug for foundation. A yellowish
-wife will perhaps be nursing the latest baby in the gloomy one-roomed
-hovel, and as one talks to the man, respectful but sensible, and
-admirable in more ways than he can ever dream of, one elf after another
-will come out, bare-legged, sharp-eyed, shy, inquisitive, to peer from
-far off at the stranger. He may be illiterate, this grave hillside man,
-but his starvelings go down the boreen to the bare cold schoolhouse, to
-be taught whatever the pompous well-meaning teacher can put into their
-minds of an education designed for civil service clerks. The children
-may be seen down there if one passes at their playtime, kicking a rag
-football with their bare feet, as poor and as gay as the birds.
-
-There was a time when the iron was deep in these farmers' souls. Eking
-the marrow from the bones of the land, they were so poor that they had
-nothing to live on but potatoes and the milk of their own tiny cattle,
-the Kerry-Dexter breed of cattle that alone can pick a living from that
-ground. Until twenty-five years ago, I was told, some of the hillside
-men had never bought a pound of tea in their lives, or known what it was
-to spend money for clothes. To this day they wear their light-colored
-homespun, and one will meet at the fairs many fine sturdy middle-aged
-farmers with a cut to their homemade clothes that reminds one of the
-Bretons. It was from these simple and ascetic men, fighting nature for
-grim life, that landlords took their rackrents--one of them, the Earl of
-Kenmare, erecting a castle at near-by Killarney that thousands of
-Americans have admired. The fight against landlordism was bitter in
-Kerry. I met one countryman who was evicted three times, but finally,
-despite the remorseless protests of the agent, was allowed to harbor in
-a lean-to against the wall of the church. There were persecutions and
-murders, the mailed hand of the law and the stealthy hand of the
-assassin. Even to-day if that much-evicted tenant had not been sure of
-me he would not have spoken his mind. But when he was sure, he confided
-with a winning smile that at last he had something to live for and work
-for, a strip of land that was an "economic holding," determined by an
-Estates Commission which has shouldered the landlord to one side and
-estimated with its own disinterested eyes the large nutritive
-possibilities of gorse and heather and rock and bog.
-
-Why do they stay? But most of them have not stayed. Kerry has not
-one-third the people to-day that it had seventy years ago. The
-storekeeper in a seaside village where I stopped in Kerry, a little
-father of the people if there ever was one, yet had acted the dubious
-rôle of emigration agent, and had passed thousands of his countrymen on
-to America. A few go to England. "For nine years," one hard-working
-occupier mentioned to me, "I lived in the shadow of London Bridge." But
-for Kerry, the next country to America, America is the land of golden
-promise. In a field called Coolnacapogue, "hollow of the dock leaves," I
-stopped to ask of a bright lad the way to Sneem, and he ended by asking
-me the way to America. It is west they turn, away from the Empire that
-"always foul-played us in the past, and I am afeard will foul-play us
-again."
-
-"The next time you come, please God you'll bring us Home Rule." That is
-the way they speak to you, if they trust you. They want government where
-it cannot play so easily the tricks that seared them of old.
-
-I went with a government inspector on one mission in Kerry. At the foot
-of the forbidding western hills there was a bleak tongue of land cut off
-by two mountain streams. At times these streams were low enough to ford
-with ease, but after a heavy rain the water would rise four or five feet
-in a few hours and the streams would become impassable torrents. For the
-sake of a widow whose hovel stood on this island the Commission
-consented to build a little bridge. The concrete piers had been set at
-either side successfully, but the central pier, five tons in weight, had
-only just been planted when a rain came, and a torrent, and the unwieldy
-block of cement had toppled over in the stream. This little catastrophe
-was the first news conveyed by the paternal storekeeper to the inspector
-on our arrival in town, and we walked out to see what could be done.
-
-Standing by the stream, we were visible to the expectant woman on the
-hill. In the soft mournful light of the September afternoon I could see
-her outlined against the gray sky as she came flying to learn her fate.
-She came bare of head and bare of foot, a small plaid shawl clasped to
-her bosom with one hand. Her free hand supported her taut body as she
-leaned on her own pier and bent her deep eyes on us across the stream.
-As she told in the slow lilting accent of Kerry the pregnant story of
-the downfall of the center pier, she would cast those eyes to the
-inanimate bulk of concrete, half submerged in the water, as if to
-contemn it for lying there in flat helplessness. But she was not excited
-or obsequious. A woman of forty, her expression bespoke the sternness
-and gravity of her fight for existence, yet she was a quiet and valiant
-fighter. She was, I think, the most dignified suppliant I have ever
-beheld.
-
-If the pier could not be raised, she foresaw the anxieties of the
-winter. She seemed to look into them through the grayness of the failing
-light. She foresaw the sudden risings of the stream, the race for her
-children to the schoolhouse, the risk of carrying them across on her
-back. And she clung to her children.
-
-"You have had trouble, my poor woman?" the inspector said, knowing that
-her husband two years before had been drowned in the torrent.
-
-"Aye, indeed, your honor, 'tis I am the pity of the world. One year ago
-my child was lost to me. It was in the night-time, he was taken with a
-hemorrhage, with respects to your honor. I woke the children to have
-them go for to bring the doctor, but it was too late an they returned.
-He quenched in my arms, at the dead hour of night."
-
-"The pity of the world" she was in truth. The inspector could do nothing
-until the ground was firm enough to support horses and tackle in the
-spring. We walked back through the somber bog, the mountains seeming to
-creep after us, and we speculated on the bad work of the contractor. To
-the storekeeper we took our grievance, and there we came on another
-aspect of that plaintive acquiescence so strong in the woman. Yes, the
-storekeeper admitted with instant reasonableness, the inspector was
-right: Foley had failed about the bridge. "I'll haul him over," he said,
-full of sympathy for the woman. And he would haul him over. And the pier
-would lie there all winter.
-
-If the people could feel that this solicitude of the Estates Commission
-were national, it would bind them to the government. But most of the
-inspectors are of the landlord world, ruling-class appointees,
-well-meaning, remote, superior, unable to read between the lines. And so
-Kerry remains with the old tradition of the government, suspicious of
-its intentions, crediting what genuine services there are to the race of
-native officials who alone have the intuition of Kerry's kind.
-
-They want army recruits from Kerry, to defend the Empire; that Empire
-which meant landlords and land agents and rackrents for so many blind
-and crushing years. They want those straight and stalwart and manly
-fellows in the trenches. But Kerry knows what the trenches of Empire are
-already. It has fought starvation in them, dug deep in the bogs between
-sparse ridges of potatoes, for all the years it can remember. It is no
-wonder Kerry cannot grasp at once why it should go forth now to die so
-readily when it has only just grudgingly been granted a lease to live.
-
-
-
-
-HENRY ADAMS[2]
-
-
-Henry Adams was born with his name on the waiting list of Olympus, and
-he lived up to it. He lived up to it part of the time in London, as
-secretary to his father at the Embassy; part of the time at Harvard,
-teaching history; most of the time in Washington, in La Fayette Square.
-Shortly before he was born, the stepping stone to Olympus in the United
-States was Boston. Sometimes Boston and Olympus were confused. But not
-so long after 1838 the railroads came, and while Boston did its best to
-control the country through the railroads there was an inevitable shift
-in political gravity, and the center of power became Ohio. It was Henry
-Adams's fate to knock at the door of fame when Ohio was in power; and
-Ohio did not comprehend Adams's credentials. Those credentials,
-accordingly, were the subject of some wry scrutiny by their possessor.
-They were valid, at any rate, at the door of history, and Henry Adams
-gave a dozen years to Jefferson and Madison. It was his humor afterwards
-to say he had but three serious readers--Abram Hewitt, Wayne MacVeagh
-and John Hay. His composure in the face of this coolness was, however, a
-strange blending of serenities derived equally from the cosmos and from
-La Fayette Square. He was not above the anodyne of exclusiveness. Even
-his autobiography, a true title to Olympus, was issued to a bare hundred
-readers before his death, and was then deemed too incomplete to be made
-public. It is made public now nominally for "students" but really for
-the world that didn't know an Adams when it saw one.
-
-For mere stuff the book is incomparable. Henry Adams had the advantage
-of full years and happy faculty, and his book is the rich harvest of
-both. He had none of that anecdotal inconsequentiality which is a bad
-tradition in English recollections. He saved himself from mere
-recollections by taking the world as an educator and himself as an
-experiment in education. His two big books were contrasted as
-_Mont-Saint-Michel and Chartres: A Study of Thirteenth-Century Unity_,
-and _The Education of Henry Adams: A Study of Twentieth-Century
-Multiplicity_. The stress on multiplicity was all the more important
-because he considered himself eighteenth century to start with, and had,
-in fact, the unity of simple Americanism at the beginning.
-
-Simple Americanism goes to pieces like the pot of basil in this always
-expanding tale of a development. There are points about the development,
-about its acceptance of a "supersensual multiverse", which only a Karl
-Pearson or an Ernst Mach could satisfactorily discuss or criticize. A
-reader like myself gazes through the glass bottom of Adams's style into
-unplumbed depths of speculation. Those depths are clear and crisp. They
-deserve to be investigated. But a "dynamic theory of history" is no
-proper inhabitant of autobiography, and "the larger synthesis" is not
-yet so domesticated as the plebeian idea of God. That Adams should
-conduct his study to these ends is, in one sense, a magnificent
-culmination. A theory of life is the fit answer to the supersensual
-riddle of living. But when the theory must be technical and even
-professional, an autobiography has no climax in a theory. It is better
-to revert, as Adams does, to the classic features of human drama: "Even
-in America, the Indian Summer of life should be a little sunny and a
-little sad, like the season, and infinite in wealth and depth of
-tone--but never hustled." It is enough to have the knowledge that along
-certain lines the prime conceptions were shattered and the new
-conceptions pushed forward, the tree of Adams rooting itself firmly in
-the twentieth century, coiled round the dynamos and the law of
-acceleration.
-
-Whatever the value of his theory, Henry Adams embraced the modernity
-that gradually dawned on him and gave him his new view of life. Take his
-fresh enthusiasm for world's fairs as a solitary example. One might
-expect him to be bored by them, but Hunt and Richardson and Stanford
-White and Burnham emerge heroically as the dramatizers of America, and
-Henry Adams soared over their obviousness to a perception of their
-"acutely interesting" exhibits. He was after--something. If the Virgin
-Mary could give it to him in Normandy, or St. Louis could give it to him
-among the Jugo-Slavs and the Ruthenians on the Mississippi, well done.
-No vulgar prejudices held him back. He who could interpret the fight for
-free silver without a sniff of impatience, who could study Grant without
-the least filming of patriotism, was not likely to turn up his nose at
-unfashionable faiths or to espouse fashionable heresies. He was after
-education and any century back or forward was grist to his mill. And his
-faith, even, was sure to be a sieve with holes in it. "All one's life,"
-as he confesses grimly, "one had struggled for unity, and unity had
-always won," yet "the multiplicity of unity had steadily increased, was
-increasing, and threatened to increase beyond reason." Beyond reason,
-then, it was reasonable to proceed, and the son of Ambassador Adams
-moved from the sanctity of Union with his feet feeling what way they
-must, and his eye on the star of truth.
-
-So steady is that gaze, one almost forgets how keen it is. But there is
-no single dullness, as I remember, in 505 large pages, and there are
-portraits like those of Lodge or La Farge or St. Gaudens or the Adamses,
-which have the economy and fidelity of Holbein. A colorist Adams is not,
-nor is he a dramatist. But he has few equals in the succinct
-expressiveness that his historical sense demands, and he can load a
-sentence with a world of meaning. Take, for instance, the phrase in
-which he denies unity to London society. "One wandered about in it like
-a maggot in cheese; it was not a hansom cab, to be got into, or out of,
-at dinner-time." He says of St. Gaudens that "he never laid down the
-law, or affected the despot, or became brutalized like Whistler by the
-brutalities of his world." In a masterly chapter on woman, he summed up,
-"The woman's force had counted as inertia of rotation, and her axis of
-rotation had been the cradle and the family. The idea that she was weak
-revolted all history; it was a palæontological falsehood that even an
-Eocene female monkey would have laughed at; but it was surely true that,
-if force were to be diverted from its axis, it must find a new field,
-and the family must pay for it.... She must, like the man, marry
-machinery." In Cambridge "the liveliest and most agreeable of men--James
-Russell Lowell, Francis J. Child, Louis Agassiz, his son Alexander,
-Gurney, John Fiske, William James and a dozen others, who would have
-made the joy of London or Paris--tried their best to break out and be
-like other men in Cambridge and Boston, but society called them
-professors, and professors they had to be. While all these brilliant men
-were greedy for companionship, all were famished for want of it. Society
-was a faculty-meeting without business. The elements were there; but
-society cannot be made up of elements--people who are expected to be
-silent unless they have observations to make--and all the elements are
-bound to remain apart if required to make observations."
-
-Keen as this is, it does not alter one great fact, that Henry Adams
-himself felt the necessity of making observations. He approached
-autobiography buttoned to the neck. Like many bottled-up human beings he
-had a real impulse to release himself, and to release himself in an
-autobiography if nowhere else; but spontaneous as was the impulse, he
-could no more unveil the whole of an Adams to the eye of day than he
-could dance like Nijinski. In so far as the Adamses were institutional
-he could talk of them openly, and he could talk of John Hay and Clarence
-Kink and Henry Cabot Lodge and John La Farge and St. Gaudens as any
-liberated host might reveal himself in the warm hour after dinner. But
-this is not the Dionysiac tone of autobiography and Henry Adams was not
-Dionysiac. He was not limitedly Bostonian. He was sensitive, he was
-receptive, he was tender, he was more scrod than cod. But the mere
-mention of Jean Jacques Rousseau in the preface of this autobiography
-raises doubts as to Henry Adams's evasive principle, "the object of
-study is the garment, not the figure." The figure, Henry Adams's, had
-nagging interest for Henry Adams, but something racial required him to
-veil it. He could not, like a Rousseau or "like a whore, unpack his
-heart with words."
-
-The subterfuge, in this case, was to lay stress on the word "education."
-Although he was nearly seventy when he laid the book aside and although
-education means nothing if it means everything, the whole seventy years
-were deliberately taken as devotion to a process, that process being
-visualized much more as the interminable repetition of the educational
-escalator itself than as the progress of the person who moves forward
-with it. Moves forward to where? It was the triumph of Henry Adams's
-detachment that no escalator could move him forward anywhere because he
-was not bound anywhere in particular. Such a man, of course, could speak
-of his life as perpetually educational. One reason, of course, was his
-economic security. There was no wolf to devour him if his education
-proved incomplete. Faculty _qua_ faculty could remain a permanent
-quandary to him, so long as he were not forced to be vocational, so long
-as he could speculate on "a world that sensitive and timid natures could
-regard without a shudder."
-
-The unemployed faculty of Henry Adams, however, is one of the principal
-fascinations of this altogether fascinating book. What was it that kept
-Henry Adams on a footstool before John Hay? What was it that sent him
-from Boston to Mont-Saint-Michel and Chartres? The man was a capable and
-ambitious man, if ever there was one. He was not merely erudite and
-reflective and emancipatingly skeptical: he was also a man of the
-largest inquiry and the most scrupulous inclusiveness, a man of the
-nicest temper and the sanest style. How could such justesse go begging,
-even in the United States? Little bitter as the book is, one feels Henry
-Adams did go begging. Behind his modest screen he sat waiting for a
-clientage that never came, while through a hole he could see a steady
-crowd go pouring into the gilded doors across the way. The modest screen
-was himself. He could not detach it. But the United States did not see
-beyond the screen. A light behind a large globule of colored water could
-at any moment distract it. And in England, for that matter, only the
-Monckton Milneses kept the Delanes from brushing Adams away, like a fly.
-
-The question is, on what terms did Adams want life? It is characteristic
-of him that he does not specify. But one gathers from his very reticence
-that he had least use of all for an existence which required moral
-multiplicity. Where he seems gravest and least self-superintending is in
-those criticisms of his friends that indicate the sacrifice of
-integrity. He was no prig. Not one bleat of priggishness is heard in all
-his intricate censure of the eminent British statesmen who sapped the
-Union. But there is a fund of significance in his criticism of Senator
-Lodge's career, pages 418 and on, in which "the larger study was lost in
-the division of interests and the ambitions of fifth-rate men." It is in
-a less concerned tone that the New Yorker Roosevelt is discussed. "Power
-when wielded by abnormal energy is the most serious of facts, and all
-Roosevelt's friends know that his restless and combative energy was more
-than abnormal. Roosevelt, more than any other man living within the
-range of notoriety, showed the singular primitive quality that belongs
-to ultimate matter--the quality that medieval theology assigned to
-God--he was pure act." Pure act Henry Adams was not. If Roosevelt
-exhibited "the effect of unlimited power on limited mind," he himself
-exhibited the contrary effect of limited power on unlimited mind. Why
-his power remained so limited was the mystery. Was he a watched kettle
-that could not boil? Or had he no fire in his belly? Or did the fire
-fail to meet the kettle? Almost any problem of inhibition would be
-simpler, but one could scarcely help ascribing something to that
-refrigeration of enthusiasm which is the Bostonian's revenge on wanton
-life force. Except for his opaline ethics, never glaring yet never
-dulled, he is manifestly toned down to suit the most neurasthenic
-exaction. Or, to put it more crudely, he is emotion Fletcherized to the
-point of inanition.
-
-Pallid and tepid as the result was, in politics, the autobiography is a
-refutation of anæmia. There was, indeed, something meager about Henry
-Adams's soul, as there is something meager about a butterfly. But the
-lack of sanguine or exuberant feeling, the lack of buoyancy and
-enthusiasm, is merely a hint that one must classify, not a command that
-one condemn. For all this book's parsimony, for all its psychological
-silences and timidities, it is an original contribution, transcending
-caste and class, combining true mind and matter. Compare its comment on
-education to the comment of Joan and Peter--Henry Adams is to H. G.
-Wells as triangulation to tape-measuring. That profundity of relations
-which goes by the name of understanding was part of his very nature.
-Unlike H. G. Wells, he was incapable of cant. He had no demagoguery, no
-mob-oratory, no rhetoric. This enclosed him in himself to a dangerous
-degree, bordered him on priggishness and on egoism. But he had too much
-quality to succumb to these diseases of the sedentary soul. He survives,
-and with greatness.
-
- [2] _The Education of Henry Adams, an Autobiography. Boston: Houghton
- Mifflin Co._
-
-
-
-
-THE AGE OF INNOCENCE
-
-
-Sweet and wild, if you like, the first airs of spring, sweeter than
-anything in later days; but when we make an analogy between spring and
-youth and believe that the enchantment of one is the enchantment of the
-other, are we not dreaming a dream?
-
-Youth, like spring, taunts the person who is not a poet. Just because it
-is formative and fugitive it evokes imagination; it has a bloom too
-momentary to be self-conscious, vanished almost as soon as it is seen.
-In boys as well as girls this beauty discloses itself. It is a delicacy
-as tender as the first green leaf, an innocence like the shimmering
-dawn, "brightness of azure, clouds of fragrance, a tinkle of falling
-water and singing birds." People feel this when they accept youth as
-immaculate and heed its mute expectancies. The mother whose boy is at
-twenty has every right to feel he is idyllic, to think that youth has
-the air of spring about it, that spring is the morning of the gods.
-Youth is so often handsome and straight and fearless; it has its
-mysterious silences--its beings are beings of clear fire in high spaces,
-kin with the naked stars. Yet there is in it something not less fiery
-which is far more human. Youth is also a Columbus with mutineers on
-board.
-
-As one grows older one is less impatient of the supposition that
-innocence actually exists. It exists, even though mothers may not
-properly interpret it for boys. Its sudden shattering is a barbarism
-which time may not easily heal. But in reality youth is neither
-innocence nor experience. It is a duel between innocence and experience,
-with the attainments of experience guarded from older gaze. Human beings
-take their contemporaries for granted, no one else: and neither teachers
-nor superiors nor even parents find it easy to penetrate the veil that
-innocence and ignorance are supposed to draw around youth.
-
-If youth has borrowed the suppositions about its own innocence, the
-coming of experience is all the more painful. The process of change is
-seldom serene, especially if there is eagerness or originality. The
-impressionable and histrionic youth has incessant disappointment in
-trying misfit spiritual garments. The undisciplined faculty of
-make-believe, which is the rudiment of imagination, can go far to
-torture youthfulness until a few chevrons have been earned and
-self-acceptance begun.
-
-Do mature people try to help this? Do they remember their own
-uncertainty and frustration? One of the high points in Mr. Trotter's
-keen psychological study, Instincts of the Herd in Peace and War,
-indicates adult jealousy of the young. Mr. Trotter goes beyond Samuel
-Butler and Edmund Gosse in generalizing their kind of youthful
-experience. He shows the forces at work behind the patronizing and
-victimizing of the young.
-
- The tendency to guard children from sexual knowledge and
- experience seems to be truly universal in civilized man and to
- surpass all differences of morals, discipline, or taste....
-
- Herd instinct, invariably siding with the majority and the
- ruling powers, has always added its influence to the side of age
- and given a very distinctly perceptible bias to history,
- proverbial wisdom, and folklore against youth and confidence and
- enterprise and in favor of age and caution, the immemorial
- wisdom of the past, and even the toothless mumbling of senile
- decay.
-
-The day will come when our present barbaric attitude toward youth will
-be altered. Before it can be altered, however, we must completely revise
-our conventions of innocence. Youth is no more certainly innocent than
-it is certainly happy, and the conspiracy of silence that surrounds
-youth is not to be justified on any ground of over-impressionableness.
-Innocence, besides, can last too long. Every one has pitied stale
-innocence. If a New York child of ten becomes delirious, his ravings may
-quite easily be shocking to older people. Already, without any
-particular viciousness or precocity, he has accumulated a huge number of
-undesirable impressions, and shoved them under the surface of his mind.
-What, then, to do? The air of spring that is about him need not mislead
-his guardians. They may as well accept him as a ripe candidate for a
-naughty world. Repression, in other words, is only one agent of
-innocence, and not the most successful. Certainly not the most
-successful for domesticating youth in the sphere that men and women
-consider fit to be occupied. If youth is invited to remain innocent long
-after it recognizes the example and feels the impulses of its elders,
-the invitation will go unaccepted. Youth cannot read the newspapers or
-see the moving pictures without realizing a discrepancy between conduct
-and precept, which is one hint to precept to take off its bib.
-
-This knowingness is not quite what it seems to be. Youth is never so
-young as when experienced. But those who must deal with it cannot lose
-by making it more articulate, by saving it from the silly adult
-exclusions of jealousy and pride. For this jealousy and pride
-continually operates against youth in the name of dignity and
-discipline. And so the fiction of happy youth is favored, the fiction
-that portrays youth as the spring time of the spirit; that pipes a song
-about a lamb, and leads the lamb to slaughter.
-
-
-
-
-THE IRISH REVOLT
-
-
- "It may be a good thing to forget and forgive; but it is
- altogether too easy a trick to forget and be forgiven."
-
- ---- G. K. Chesterton in _The Crimes of England_, 1916.
-
-When a rebellion has failed men say it was wicked or foolish. It is, on
-the contrary, wickedness and folly to judge in these terms. If men rise
-against authority the measure of their act cannot be loyalty or
-prudence. It is the character of the authority against which men revolt
-that must shape one's mind. No free man sets an ultimate value on his
-life. No free man sets an ultimate sanction on authority. Is it just
-authority, representative, tolerable? The only revolt that is wicked or
-foolish is the revolt against reasonable or tolerable authority. If
-authority is not livable, revolt is a thousand times justified.
-
-The Irish rebellion was not prudent. Its imprudence did not weigh with
-the men who took to arms. Had hope inspired them, they would have been
-utterly insane. But hope did not inspire them. They longed for success;
-they risked and expected death. The only consequence to us, wrote
-Padraic Pearse before action, is that some of us may be launched into
-eternity. "But who are we, that we should hesitate to die for Ireland?
-Are not the claims of Ireland greater on us than any personal ones? Is
-it fear that deters us from such an enterprise? Away with such fears.
-Cowards die many times, the brave only die once." To strike a decisive
-blow was the aspiration of the Irish rebels. But decisive or not, they
-made up their minds to take action before the government succeeded in
-attaching all their arms.
-
-In this rebellion there was no chance of material victory. Pearse,
-MacDonagh, Connolly, Clark, Plunkett, O'Rahilly, O'Hanrahan, Daly,
-Hobson, Casement, could only hope against hope. But their essential
-objective was not a soldiery. It was an idea, the idea of unprotested
-English authority in Ireland. It was to protest against the Irish
-nation's remaining a Crown Colony of the British Empire that these men
-raised their republican standard and under it shed their blood. In the
-first process of that revolt few of them were immediately sacrificed.
-Their fight was well planned. They made the most of their brief hour.
-But when they were captured the authority they had opposed fulfilled
-their expectations to the utmost. Before three army officers, without a
-legal defender, each of the leaders was condemned by court-martial.
-Their rebellion had been open. Their guilt was known and granted. They
-met, as they expected to meet, death.
-
-The insurrection in Ireland is ended. A cold tribunal has finished by
-piecework the task that the soldiers began. The British Empire is still
-dominant in Dublin. But ruthless and remorseless behavior sharpens the
-issue between authority and rebellion. Even men who naturally condemn
-disorder feel impelled to scrutinize the authority which could
-deliberately dispense such doom. If that authority deserved respect in
-Ireland, if it stood for justice and the maintenance of right, its
-exaction of the pound of flesh cannot be questioned. It does not
-represent "frightfulness." It represents stern justice. Its hand should
-be universally upheld. But if, on the other hand, English authority did
-not deserve respect in Ireland, if it had forfeited its claims on these
-Irishmen, then there is something to be made known and said about the
-way in which this Empire can abuse its power.
-
-Between the Irish people and English authority, as every one knows,
-there has been an interminable struggle. A tolerable solution of this
-contest has only recently seemed in sight. The military necessity of
-England has of itself precluded one solution, the complete independence
-of Ireland. The desire for self-government in Ireland has opposed
-another solution, complete acquiescence in the union. Between these two
-goals the struggle has raged bitterly. But human beings cannot live
-forever in profitless conflict. After many years the majority of the
-English people took up and ratified the Irish claims to self-government.
-In spite of the conservative element in England and the British element
-in Ireland, the _modus vivendi_ of home rule was arranged. It is the
-fate of this _modus vivendi_, accepted by the majority of Irishmen as a
-reasonable commutation of their claims, that explains the recent
-insurrection. These men who are dead were once for the most part Home
-Rulers. Their rebellion came about as a sequel to the unjust and
-dishonest handling of home rule.
-
-For thirty-five years home rule has been an issue in Great Britain. The
-majority of the British people supported Gladstone during many home rule
-sessions. The lower house of Parliament repeatedly passed the measure.
-The House of Lords, however, turned a face of stone to Ireland. It icily
-rejected Ireland's offer to compound her claims. This irreconcilable
-attitude proved in the end so monstrous that English Liberalism
-revolted. It threw its weight against the rigid body that denied it. It
-compelled the House of Lords to accept the Parliament act, its scheme
-for circumventing the peers' veto. Then, three times in succession, it
-passed the home rule bill.
-
-Every one knows what happened. During the probation of the bill the
-forces that could no longer avoid it constitutionally made up their
-minds that they would defeat it unconstitutionally. Men left the House
-of Lords and the House of Commons to raise troops in eastern Ulster.
-These, not the Irish, were Germany's primary allies in the British
-Isles. Cannon, machine guns, and rifles were shipped to Ireland. Every
-possible descendant of the implanted settlers of Ireland was rallied.
-Large numbers were openly recruited and armed. The Ulster leaders
-pleaded they were loyal, but they insisted that the Liberals of England
-did not and could not speak for the Empire. The only English authority
-they recognized was an authority like-minded to themselves. Lord
-Northcliffe joined with Lord Londonderry and Lord Abercorn and Lord
-Willoughby de Broke and Lord Roberts and Sir Edward Carson and Bonar Law
-to advise and stimulate rebellion. Some of the best British generals in
-the army, to the delight of Germany, were definitely available as
-leaders. A provisional government, with Carson as its premier, was
-arranged for in 1911. The Unionist and Orange organizations pledged
-themselves that under no conditions would they acknowledge a home rule
-government or obey its decrees. In 1912 the Solemn Covenanters pledged
-themselves "to refuse to recognize its authority." During this period
-the government negotiated, but took no action. There were no
-Nationalists under arms.
-
-If free men have a right to rebel, how can any one gainsay Ulster? It
-was the Ulster contention that home rule would be unreasonable,
-intolerable, and unjust. This was a prophecy, perhaps a natural and
-credible prophecy. But it is not necessary to debate the Ulster
-rebellion. It was a hard heritage of England's crime against Ireland. It
-is enough to say that English authority refused to abandon the home rule
-measure and in April, 1914, Mr. Asquith promised to vindicate the law.
-
-The British League for the support of Ulster had sent out "war calls."
-The Ulster Unionist Council had appropriated $5,000,000 for volunteer
-widows and orphans. Arms had been landed from America and, it was said,
-from Germany. Carson had refused to "negotiate" any further. His
-mobilization in 1914 became ominous. The government started in moving
-troops to Ulster. The King intervened. Mr. Balfour inveighed against the
-proposal to use troops. The army consulted with Carson. Generals French
-and Ewart resigned.
-
-About this period, with Asquith and Birrell failing to put England's
-pledges to the proof, the National Volunteers at last were being
-organized. Mr. Asquith temporized further. At his behest John Redmond
-peremptorily assumed control of the Volunteers. Their selected leader
-was Professor MacNeill, a foremost spirit in the non-political Gaelic
-revival. There was formal harmony until the European war was declared,
-when Mr. Redmond sought to utilize the National Volunteers for
-recruiting. This move made definite the purely national dedication of
-the Irish Volunteers.
-
-Four events occurred in rapid succession to destroy the Irish
-Volunteers' confidence in English authority. These were decisive events,
-and yet events over which the Irish Volunteers could have no control.
-
-On July 10th, 1914, armed Ulster Volunteers marched through Belfast, and
-Sir Edward Carson held the first meeting of his provisional government.
-
-On July 26th, 1914, the British troops killed three persons and wounded
-thirty-two persons because rowdies had thrown stones at them in Dublin,
-subsequent to their futile attempt to intercept Irish Volunteer arms.
-
-On Sept. 19th, 1914, the home rule bill was signed, but its operation
-indefinitely suspended.
-
-In May, 1915, Sir Edward Carson became a member of the British Cabinet.
-
-These events were endured by John Redmond. He had early accepted a
-Fabian policy and put his trust in Englishmen who shirked paying the
-price of maintaining the law they decreed. The more radical men in
-Dublin were not so trusting. They had heard Asquith promise that no
-permanent division of Ireland would be permitted, and they learned he
-had bargained for it. They had heard him promise he would vindicate the
-law, and they saw him sanction the defiant military leader as
-commander-in-chief and the defiant civil leader as a minister of the
-crown. With the vivid memory of British troops killing Irish citizens on
-the streets of Dublin, they drew their conclusions as to English honor.
-They had no impulse to recruit for the defense on the Continent of an
-Empire thus honorable. They looked back on the evil history they had
-been ready to forget. They prepared to strike and to die.
-
-Irishmen like myself who believed in home rule and disbelieved in
-revolution did not agree with this spirit. We thought southern Ireland
-might persuade Ulster. We thought English authority was possibly weak
-and shifty, but benign. We did not wish to see Ireland, in the words of
-Professor MacNeill, go fornicating with Germany. When our brothers went
-to the European war we took England's gratitude as heartfelt and her
-repentance as deep. Our history was one of forcible conquest, torture,
-rape, enforced subservience, ignorance, poverty, famine. But we listened
-to G. K. Chesterton about Englishmen in relation to magnanimous Ireland:
-"It was to doubt whether we were worthy to kiss the hem of her garment."
-
-All the deeper, then, the shock we received from the execution of our
-men of finest mettle. They were guilty of rebellion in wartime, but so
-was De Wet in South Africa. There seems to have been a calculation based
-on the greater military strength of the Dutch. A government which had
-negotiated with rebels in the North, which had allowed the retention of
-arms in Ulster, which had put Carson in the Cabinet, could not mark an
-eternal bias in its judgment of brave men whose legitimate
-constitutional prospects it had raised high and then intolerably
-suspended. But this English government, often cringing and supine, was
-brave enough to slay one imprisoned rebel after another. It did so in
-the name of "justice," the judges in this rebellion being officers of an
-army that had refused to stand against rebellion in Ulster.
-
-It is not in vain, however, that these poets and Gaelic scholars and
-Republicans have stood blindfolded to be shot by English soldiers. Their
-verdict on English authority was scarcely in fault. They estimated with
-just contemptuousness the temper of a ruling class whose yoke Ireland
-has long been compelled to endure. Until that yoke is gone from Ireland,
-by the fulfillment of England's bond, the memory of this rebellion must
-flourish. It testifies sadly but heroically that there are still
-Irishmen who cannot be sold over the counter, Irishmen who set no
-ultimate sanction on a dishonest authority, Irishmen who set no ultimate
-value on their merely mortal lives.
-
-
-
-
-A LIMB OF THE LAW
-
-
-"Look here," said the policeman, tapping me on the chest, "Mrs. Trotsky
-used to live up here above on Simpson Avenue, in three rooms. And then
-see what happens--she turns up in Stockholm with two million roubles."
-
-"Oh, I don't blame her. But ain't we all human--Socialists, Democrats,
-Republicans? All we need is a chance."
-
-"I admit, Socialism has beautiful ideas. But are they practical? That's
-what I ask. Now, pardon me, just a minute! Just one minute, please!
-Socialism is a fine theory, but look at Emma Goldman. That woman had
-seven lovers. Free love. Yes, many a time I've heard them, preaching the
-children belonged to the state. Here's their argument, see, they say
-that a man and a woman wants to get married but the man figures, have I
-enough to support her? and the woman figures, how much has he got? and
-the only thing for them to do in that case is to turn the children over
-to the state. Now, I ask you, is that human?"
-
-"You say, a lot of these women in limousines practice free love without
-preaching it. Oh, I don't deny it. And, look't here, I'm surprised there
-isn't more bombs at that. Right here on the Avenue you see the cars in
-one long procession all day, like every one was a millionaire, and three
-blocks over you see people who haven't the means of livelihood, without
-a shirt to their backs. I'm a public officer, as you might say, and
-maybe it sounds queer what I'm going to say, but I'm afraid to have my
-own children on the steps of the apartment house. I takes the
-night-stick to them and I says, 'Beat it out of here, don't let the
-landlord see you, or he'll raise the rent again.'"
-
-"You said it, something's rotten somewhere. What do you think of the
-government holding back all that meat, just because the packers want it
-fixed that way, and plenty of people on the Lower East Side there
-willing to buy it all up--and at good prices too? But, no, it has to be
-held back to suit the packers. And then they lower the price a little.
-Because why? The government lets them have all that meat for what they
-like."
-
-"It's the same way with the ice. Did you see what they done? The mayor
-gets them all together, to prevent them boosting the price on it, and
-it's fixed; they can't raise the price this summer to more than five
-fifty a ton. They wait two days at the old price, and then they put it
-at five fifty. Two days they wait, that's all."
-
-"Of course this is the best government in the world. I'll tell you what
-proves it--all these foreigners coming over here. Look at that
-soda-fountain man there. You heard him talk up for the Bolsheviki,
-didn't you? Well, he hasn't much gray matter in here, but just the same
-that fellow makes as much in three months as I get for a whole lousy
-year. Three months, and he hasn't been here ten years. And my people
-been here two hundred. But these immigrants come over ignorant and
-uneducated, and only down in Kentucky and Tennessee are our people not
-able to read and write. I hear down there they are regular tribes,
-fighting each other and all that. Of course that soda-fountain man, he
-couldn't associate with lots of the people I go with. If he walked in,
-they'd look at him as much as to say, 'Who have we here?' But he rolls
-up the coin just the same."
-
-"But the trouble with the Russian people, I'll tell you. Why, eighty per
-cent of them can't read or write. Now I'll tell you what it's like. It's
-like this: the Russian people is like a dog was tied up in the
-back-yard, see, and then he was let loose and he run wild with joy all
-over the place, and then it depended who was the first to whistle to
-him, whee-whee, and Lenin and Trotsky they whistled, whee-whee, and the
-Russian people came right to them. Of course I don't think it'll work.
-They want to do away with money over there. You know, you want to buy a
-shoeshine and you give a man a head of cabbage. That's impractical. And
-then again the government can't own everything. It's all right for
-public utilities, but you take and try to control everything and what'll
-happen? It can't be done. What I say is, let a man earn a million or so,
-and then say to him, anything over and above that million we take away,
-see? And when he has his million he doesn't go on trying to monopolize
-everything. But now, you have all these uneducated people around here,
-and the more money they earn the worse they are."
-
-"I'll tell you. Right across the hall from where my wife and me live
-there's a lovely woman, a Jewess, one of the nicest people you could
-want to meet, and I'm in her house and she's in mine all the time, until
-her husband comes home. But he's one of that kind, you know! The other
-night he comes home with three friends and he says to me, 'Say, Charlie,
-come on down to Long Island with us in the car for a week. I'll pay all
-your expenses!' 'You will, eh,' I says. 'Now I'll tell you something.
-That sort of thing don't go with me. In the first place, you know I
-can't get leave to be away from the police department for a week; in the
-second place, you know I can't leave my wife here; in the third place,
-you know damn well I can't afford to go with you. I know your kind! You
-have your three friends here and you want them to see what a great guy
-you are. Well, I'll tell you what you are,' and I told him. Now he'll be
-the same if he has a million. And I'll tell you another kind that hasn't
-respectability. No, I mean decency. She was a big fat woman and her baby
-was crying here the other day, and she opened her dress right there and
-leaned down to feed the child. You know, just like that statue, I forget
-the name. And all the little boys rubbering around. That's the class of
-people you have to contend with around here in this place, with the air
-full of fish guts they throw out of the windows, and everything."
-
-"But the German ones are different. Not that I want to praise the
-Germans or the like of that, but they're self-respectful, you know. It's
-the lack of education with them others--those others."
-
-"But you put the Socialists in power and what difference will it make?
-I'm--I'm not against Socialism, I want you to understand. But there's
-human nature!"
-
-
-
-
-A PERSONAL PANTHEON
-
-
-Not long ago, in the Metropolitan Magazine, Clarence Day shied a
-cocoanut at old Henri Fabre. Personally I had nothing against Henri. I
-rather liked him. But I was extremely cheered when Clarence said
-publicly, "that old bird-artist, you don't have to admire him any
-longer." Without waiting for further encouragement I bounced Henri off
-the steps of my Pantheon.
-
-Have you a little Pantheon? It is necessary, I admit, but nothing is so
-important as to keep it from getting crowded with half-gods. For many
-months my own Pantheon has been seriously congested. Most of the ancient
-deities are still around--George Meredith and Walt Whitman and Tom Hardy
-and Sam Butler--and there is a long waiting list suggested by my
-friends. Joseph Conrad has been sitting in the lobby for several years,
-hungering for a vacant pedestal, and I have had repeated applications
-from such varied persons as Tchekov, R. Browning, J. J. Rousseau,
-Anatole France, Huxley, Dante, Alexander Hamilton, P. Shelley, John
-Muir, George Washington and Mary Wollstonecraft. But with so many
-occupants already installed, with so many strap-hangers crushed in, it
-has been impossible to open the doors to newcomers. My gods are like the
-office-holders--few die and none resign. And when a happy accident
-occurs, like the demolition of Henri Fabre, I feel as one feels when
-some third person is good enough to smash the jardinière.
-
-I was troubled by Woodrow Wilson for a while. Two or three years ago he
-swept into the Pantheon on a wave of popularity, and there was no excuse
-for turning him out. He was one of the stiffest gods I had ever
-encountered. His smile, his long jaw, his smoothness, made him almost a
-Tussaud figure among the free Lincolns and Trelawnys and William Blakes.
-I stood him in the corner when he first arrived, debating where to put
-him, but at no time did I discover a pedestal for him. Young Teddy
-Junior helped me to like Woodrow. So did Mr. Root and Mr. Smoot. So did
-Mr. Wadsworth and Mr. Henry Cabot Lodge. But what, after all, had kept
-Mr. Wilson from being a Republican? How did he differ intrinsically from
-a Henry Stimson, a Nicholas Murray Butler, a Theodore Burton? The
-pedestal stood gaping for him, and yet I had not the heart to enthrone
-him; and never shall I enthrone him now. Now I look upon him with the
-flat pulse and the unfluttered heart of a common and commonplace
-humanity. He is President, as was Taft. So is he impressive. But the
-expectation I had blown up for him is punctured. He would have been a
-god, despite all my prejudice against his styles, if at any time he had
-proved himself to be the resolute democrat. But the resolute democrat he
-was not. He was just an ordinary college president inflating his chest
-as well as he could, and he has to get out of my Pantheon.
-
-This eviction of the President relieves my feelings like a good spring
-cleaning. To be con-structive gives me pleasure, but not half so much
-pleasure as to be de-structive, to cast out the junk of my former mental
-and spiritual habitations. A great many people are catholic. They have
-hearts in which Stepping Heavenward abides with Dumas and East Lynne. I
-envy these people and their receptive natures, but my own chief joy is
-to asphyxiate my young enthusiasms, to deliver myself from the bondage
-of loyalty.
-
-There is Upton Sinclair. I was so afraid I was unjust to Upton Sinclair
-that I almost subscribed to his weekly, and when I saw his new novel,
-Jimmie Higgins, I actually read it.
-
-"My best book," Mr. Sinclair assures the world. If that is really the
-case, as I hope, I am happily emancipated from him forever. He is
-something of an artist. He converts into his own kind of music the
-muck-rake element in contemporary journalism. He is always a
-propagandist, and out of religious finance or the war or high society or
-the stockyards or gynecology he can distill a sort of jazz-epic that
-nobody can consider dull. But if one is to act on such stimulants, one
-ought to choose them carefully, and I'd much rather go straight to Billy
-Sunday than take my fire water from Upton Sinclair. Once on reading his
-well-known health books, I nearly fasted nine days under his influence.
-That is to say, I fasted twenty-four hours. The explosions of which I
-dreamt at the end of that heroic famine convinced me that I was perhaps
-a coarser organism than Mr. Sinclair suspected, and I resumed an
-ordinary diet. But until I had a good reason for expelling this
-uncomfortable idealist from my Pantheon I was always in danger of taking
-him seriously. Now, I am glad to say, I have a formula for him, and I am
-safe.
-
-Nietzsche is the kind of sublime genius to whom Upton Sinclair is
-nothing but a gargoyle; yet the expulsion of Nietzsche was also
-required. When we used to read the _New Age_ ten years ago, with Oscar
-Levy's steady derision of everything and anything not Nietzschean, I had
-a horrible sense of inadequacy, and I started out to read the Master's
-works. It was a noble undertaking, but futile. Slave and worm as I was,
-I found Nietzsche upsetting all the other fellows in the Pantheon. He
-and William Blake fought bitterly over the meaning of Christianity.
-Abraham Lincoln disgusted him with funny stories. He was sulky with
-George Meredith and frigid with Balzac and absurdly patronizing to Miss
-Jane Addams. It pained me to get rid of him, but I voted him away.
-
-This Olympian problem does not seem to bother men like William Marion
-Reedy. Mr. Reedy is the sort of human being who can combine Edgar Lee
-Masters and Vachel Lindsay, single tax and spiritualism, Woodrow Wilson
-and Theodore Roosevelt. He knows brewers and minor poets and automobile
-salesmen and building contractors and traffic cops and publishers, and
-he is genuinely himself with all of them. He finds the common
-denominator in machine politicians and hyperacid reformers, and without
-turning a hair he moves from tropical to arctic conversation. He is at
-home with Celtic fairies and the atomic theory, with frenzied finance
-and St. Francis. If he has a Pantheon, and I believe he has, it must be
-a good deal like a Union depot, with gods coming in and departing on
-every train and he himself holding a glorious reception at the
-information booth. I am sure he can still see the silver lining to W. J.
-Bryan and the presidential timber in Leonard Wood. He does not make fun
-of Chautauqua. He can drink Bevo. He has a good word for Freud. He has
-nothing against Victorianism. And yet he is a man. This receptivity
-puzzles me. A person with such open sympathies is called upon to slave
-in their service, to rush here and there like a general practitioner, to
-sleep with a watch under his pillow and a telephone at his head. How
-does he find the energy to do it! I admire it. I marvel at men who
-understand all and forgive all, who are as omnivorous as Theodore
-Roosevelt, as generous and many-sided as Walt Whitman. Think of those
-who have a good word to say for Bonar Law! It is less democratic, I am
-sure, to run a hand-picked Pantheon, but it saves a lot of much-needed
-vitality. Give me a temple on a high hill, with a long drop down from
-the exit.
-
-
-
-
-NIGHT LODGING
-
-
-It is sadly inept, not to say jejune, to accuse Maxim Gorki's Night
-Lodging of "gloom." Gloomy plays there certainly are. Twin Beds was one
-of the gloomiest plays I ever saw, and what about a play like She Walked
-in Her Sleep? That defunct comedy was as depressing as a six-day bicycle
-race. Night Lodging is somber. No one denies that. But to believe that a
-somber play must necessarily be a "gloomy" play is like believing that
-Christmas must necessarily be unpleasant. It simply isn't true, and to
-suppose it is mentally inelastic.
-
-But the trouble is, we are mentally inelastic. We say, Ah yes,
-Strindberg, the woman-hater; or Ibsen, the man who bites on granite; or
-Gorki, the Big Gloom; when as a matter of fact these artists are simply
-human beings who have got beyond the comprehensions of the fifth grade.
-This is itself an old story in criticism. Only the story has to be
-re-told every time the New York newspaper critics are called upon to
-characterize a serious drama. With a regularity as unfailing as the
-moon, the New York critics reaffirm their conviction that a play
-concerning derelict human beings must of course be squalid, sodden,
-high-brow and depressing. It is mentally ruinous to believe and assert
-such things, yet their belief and assertion are endemic in the New York
-newspapers, like malaria in the jungle or goiter in the Alps.
-
-Mr. Arthur Hopkins's presentation of Night Lodging at the Plymouth
-Theatre may or may not be better than the presentation some time ago at
-the German theatre. I do not know. I never saw the performance at the
-German theatre and I am inclined to distrust the persons to whom the
-German theatre is not so much a thing in itself as a stick with which to
-whack the American theatre. But, better or worse than the German
-performance, Mr. Hopkins's is to the good. It is a strong, firm,
-spacious, capable performance, resting not so much on a few pinnacles as
-on a general level of excellence. It is presented bravely. Making no
-attempt to sweeten the drama to the taste of American critics, it allows
-the resolute sincerity of Gorki to penetrate every word and action of
-the performance. The result is undoubtedly not Russian, even if every
-actor in the cast talks with a semblance of foreignness. But the result
-is viable, Russian or not. A sense of human incident and human presence
-is quickly secured, and after that there comes a stream of events which
-never loses its reality either in force or direction. The impact is
-tremendous. Gorki inundates one's consciousness with these human
-fortunes and misfortunes of his tenement basement. And while occasional
-accents slip awry in the tumult of his creation, the substance of his
-story finds one a corroborator--in a way that one simply never
-corroborates depression or gloom.
-
-The men and women, who come together in this night lodging of a Russian
-city, are of the emancipated kind that one sees on the benches in
-Madison Square. They are recruited from the casual worker and the
-non-worker, the unemployed and the unemployable, the loafers and the
-criminals and the broken and the déclassé. On the first evening when one
-hears their voices through the murk of the ill-lit basement, one
-realizes that their anarchism is bitter. They grate on one another,
-sneer at one another, bawl at one another, tell one another to go to
-hell. They are earthly pilgrims whose burdens have galled them. They do
-not understand or accept their fate. They are full of self-pity. They
-are, in a word, one's tired and naked self. But this relaxed and wanton
-selfness is projected by a Russian who keeps for his people the
-freshness of childhood--a freshness charming in some cases, horrible in
-others, but always with a touch of immortality. How they reveal
-themselves in this nudity of common poverty! A woman in the corner is
-coughing, coughing. She wants air. Her husband does not go to her. His
-patience is snapped. In the middle of the room lies a man half recovered
-from a drunken brawl. He aches loudly with stale liquor and stale
-wounds. In the other corner a youth dreams of his mistress, the wife of
-the lodging-house keeper--a mistress from whom he pines to escape. The
-"baron" sits in the shadow, telling of his high antecedents, to weary
-sarcastic listeners. Elsewhere the broken young actor repeats the
-medical verdict that his organism is poisoned with alcohol. "You mean
-'organon,'" shouts another. "No, organism. My organism...." And so,
-these lives sweep round and round in an eddy of helpless egotism, the
-sport of the winds of heaven.
-
-Then arrives a leonine old man, a philosophical patriarchal wanderer.
-Quite simply he fits into this life of the basement, but unlike the rest
-he is no longer self-centered or self-afflicted. He walks erect in his
-anarchism. And gradually the lives of the night lodging group around
-him. He sits by the dying woman. He talks of women to the young thief,
-and talks of the fine life in rich Siberia that is beckoning to the
-young. He stands like an untroubled oak in the gales that toss the
-others hither and thither. Lord, he has seen life! And he meets them all
-with compassion, a man among children.
-
-He goes. His presence has not prevented the lodging-house keeper's wife
-from driving the young man to kill her husband. Nor has it prevented
-that flashing devil from mutilating her sister whom the young man really
-loves. But though the old man departs he leaves after him a rent of blue
-in the clouds that choke these people's lives. One after another the
-night lodgers question life afresh under the wanderer's influence. The
-tartar's arm is still smashed. The kopecks are still scarce. Nastia is
-still helpless. The baron is still reminiscent. The actor is still
-alcoholic. But there is aroused in the night lodging the imperishable
-dream of happiness, and no one is ready to quench it.
-
-Why is the grave and beautiful play _not_ gloomy? It is not enough to
-say that the really gloomy play gives a naturalistic version of life
-which the spectator rejects as false. Nor is it enough to say that the
-falsity of a sodden play consists not in its shadows or in its discords
-but in its absence of the vitamin of beauty. Many plays are denied truth
-because their truth is not agreeable. Many plays are denied beauty
-simply because their beauty is a stranger. Yet we know that truth or
-beauty may be as sable as the night, as icy as the pole, as lonely as a
-waterfall in the wilderness. The fact is, gloom is the child of
-ingrained ugliness, not the child of accidental, conventional ugliness.
-It is the people who think too narrowly of poverty and failure who see
-Night Lodging as depressing. It does not fail in beholding life. It is
-not poor in sympathy.
-
-
-
-
-YOUTH AND THE SKEPTIC
-
-
-In 1912, I think it was, Mr. Roosevelt told the public how Mr. Taft had
-bitten the hand that fed him. I have forgotten Mr. Taft's rejoinder but
-it was a hot rejoinder and it led to some further observations from the
-colonel. Those were the days. Nothing but peace on earth and good will
-among Republicans.
-
-About that time I happened to have lunch with a most attractive young
-man, one of the first American aviators. He was such a clear-cut young
-man, with trusting brown eyes and no guile in him. And said he to me,
-"But how can these things be true? I can't understand it. If any one
-else said these things you'd pay no attention to them, but both of these
-men are fine men; they've both been president; and if these things they
-say _are_ true, then neither of them can be such fine gentlemen. I can't
-make it out, honestly." And he looked at me with a profundity of pained
-inquiry.
-
-What could I say? What can you say when you meet with such simple faith?
-It took years of primary school and Fourth of July and American history
-to build up this conception of the American presidents, and now the
-worst efforts of a president and an ex-president had only barely shaken
-the top-structure. What was the good of forcing this youth to unlearn
-everything he had learned? If I took away his faith in the divine office
-of president, perhaps he might begin to lose his patriotism and his
-willingness to lay down his life for the flag. Perhaps he might go on
-and lose faith in the jury system, the institution of marriage, the
-right of free speech, the sacred rights of property, the importance of
-Harvard. Faith is a precious but delicate endowment. If I unhinged this
-lad's faith, perhaps he would follow in the footsteps of Martin Luther,
-Voltaire, Anatole France, Bernard Shaw and Emma Goldman--the "Goldman
-Woman" as the Ochs man and the Pulitzer man and the Ogden Mills Reed man
-call her in their outbursts of American chivalry. I wanted no such arid
-and lonely career for this splendid young man. I hated to think of his
-wearing an ironic smile like Anatole France or losing his fresh bloom to
-be a subversive idealist like Eugene Debs. Much better, said I to
-myself, that he should hug Taft to his bosom, even if mistaken, than
-that he should repulse him and face life without him. So I gave the lad
-soothing words and earnest though insincere glances, and he went his way
-puzzled but greatly reassured.
-
-Now, I ask you, did I do wrong? You may say that simple faith is all
-very well, but a man ought to live in the real world and know his way
-around. Otherwise he is incapable of handling the existing situation. He
-is compelled to evade uncomfortable facts. Very true. Quite right.
-Exactly so. But is it better to be able to face facts at the cost of
-being a nerveless skeptic, or to be something of a simpleton and yet a
-wholesome man of action, a man of will and character and pep? What is
-the good of knowing facts, especially unflattering and unpalatable
-facts, if it confuses you and upsets you and undermines everything
-you've been brought up to believe? What's the use? Voltaire may be all
-right in his way, but is his way the only way? Can we all be Voltaires?
-
-If I stick up for good faith in the character of presidents, I know that
-there will be a bad comeback. I know the tricks of the skeptic. But even
-if my opponents use their ugliest arguments, am I therefore to give in
-to them? I refuse to admit that there is nothing else than to destroy a
-beautiful faith in the good that is everywhere.
-
-What the skeptics do, of course, is to use the old argument of the war.
-They say: Yes, your fine brown-eyed trustful young aviator is a typical
-product of patriotism. And where were the prime examples of patriotism
-to be found? In Germany. He happens, in your instance, to believe in the
-divine office of the presidents. But it is much more characteristic of
-him to be on his knees to the Kaiser. Yet consider how one-sided you
-are. When he declares himself ready to die for the Kaiser you see the
-joke. You see the joke when he is pouring out his reverence over the
-Tsar of Russia or the Tsar of Bulgaria or the King of Greece. But when
-it comes to an American you say, "Oh, don't let's destroy this beautiful
-faith! How precious it is, how noble, how commendable! Hands off,
-please." And you act in the same way toward the Constitution or the
-Supreme Court. It's magnificent when the Germans come ahead with a
-perfectly good new constitution, model 1920. But we must stick to the
-brand of 1789, with the cow-catcher added in 1910. Hail to Our Iron
-Constitution! And hail to the Old Man's Home down in Washington where
-they hand out the uncontaminated economics that they themselves lisped
-at the Knees of the Fathers of Our Country. Straight from the source,
-these old men got their inspiration, and they are a credit to the early
-nineteenth century. You think we exaggerate your loyalty? You agree that
-the simple faith of young Germans and young Turks can be highly
-dangerous, but do you counsel unquestioned faith for young Americans?
-
-That is the argument, rather ingenious in its way; but hardly likely to
-fool the intelligent, law-abiding, God-fearing citizen. Because no good
-American could admit for one instant that the cases are on all fours.
-America, after all, is a democracy. And when a young man starts out
-having faith in a democracy he is in an altogether different position
-from Germans and Turks and Bulgarians and Soviet Russians and people
-like that. A democracy, whatever its faults, is founded in the interests
-of all the people. It is unquestionable. Therefore simple faith in it is
-equivalent to simple faith in a first principle; and you cannot go
-behind first principles.
-
-That, in the end, is the trouble with the skeptic. He thinks it is very
-clever to question the things that are of the light in just the same
-spirit that he questions things that are of the darkness. And of course
-he goes wrong. He is like a surgeon who cuts away the sound flesh rather
-than the diseased flesh. He is, in the evergreen phrase, de-structive
-not con-structive.
-
-And so I am glad that I did not seek to disillusion my fine young
-aviator. If I had succeeded in disillusioning him, who can tell what the
-consequences might have been? We know that during the war there were
-grim duties to be performed by our young men--towns to be bombed where
-it took excessive skill to kill the men-citizens without killing the
-women and the children. If I had sapped this boy's faith even one
-pulsation, perhaps he would have failed in his duty.
-
-You cannot be too careful how you lead people to rationalize. In this
-world there is rationalism and plenty of it. But is there not also a
-super-rationalism? And must we not always inculcate super-rationalism
-when we _know_ we possess the true faith?
-
-
-
-
-THE SPACES OF UNCERTAINTY OR, AN ACHE IN THE VOID[3]
-
-
-The floor, unfortunately, was phosphorus, so he had to pick his steps
-with care. But at last he came to a French window, which he opened, and
-sprang to a passing star. Star, not car. He was a poet, and that is what
-young poets do.
-
-He had a pleasant physiognomy, as young men go. Unformed, of
-course--perhaps twenty minutes late and the hall only two-thirds full.
-But he was no longer young enough to hang his hat on the gas. He was
-from the East via Honey Dew, Idaho, but he had long resided with an aunt
-in Nebraska and so was a strong Acutist. He wore gray shirts and a lemon
-tie. At Harvard--he went to Harvard--he had opened his bean with
-considerable difficulty and crushed in a ripe strawberry of temperament.
-So that he could never stop himself when he beheld a passing star.
-
-The motion was full, with significant curves. It made him a little
-air-sick at first, but he preferred air-sickness. He made no compromise
-with the public taste for pedestrianism. After a few days that quickly
-ceased to be solar, he was rewarded. He came to Asphodelia, a suburb of
-Venus on the main line.
-
-In Asphodelia the poets travel on all-fours, kick their heels toward
-Mercury, and utter startling cries. In Asphodelia a banker lives in the
-menagerie, and they feed mathematical instructors through a hole in the
-wall. This new participant had too much of the stern blood of the
-Puritan in his rustproof veins to kick more than one heel at a time, but
-when he observed a gamboling Asphodelian of seventy years he felt a
-little wishful, and permitted himself a trifling ululation. The local
-cheer-leader heard him and knew him at once for a Harvard Acutist, and
-there was joy in Asphodelia.
-
-A year or so sufficed him. He grew tired of sleeping in the branches of
-the cocoanut tree, and the river of green ink wearied him. So when the
-next star swung around he slipped away from his pink duenna and crept
-into the lattice-work to steal his passage home.
-
-Thought slid from him like an oscillant leaf. He hung there lonely, in
-his Reis underwear, aching in the void.
-
-He alighted in the harbor of Rio. When he trans-shipped to New York in
-ordinary ways, he prepared his Yonkers uncle, and he was met in undue
-course on Front Street.
-
-"My boy," said his uncle, "what do you want me to do for you? Speak the
-word. You have been gone so long, and you were given up for lost."
-
-"Only one thing do I want," confessed the former Acutist.
-
-"And what might that be?" the uncle more circumspectly inquired.
-
-"Take me at once to the great simple embrace of wholesome Coney Island."
-
-So, clad in an Arrow collar and a Brokaw suit, the young poet stepped
-from Acutism on to the Iron Boat.
-
-And what is the moral of this tale, mes enfants?... But must we not
-leave something to waft in the spaces of uncertainty?
-
- [3] Inscribed to the _Little Review_
-
-
-
-
-WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS
-
-
-I am sorry now not to have treasured every word that came from my poet.
-At the moment I disliked to play Boswell; I thought it beneath my
-dignity. But artists like Arnold Bennett who ply the notebook are not
-ashamed to be the Boswells of mediocrity. Why should I have hesitated to
-take notes of William Butler Yeats?
-
-In the Pennsylvania station I had met him, as his host agreed, and I
-intruded on him as far as Philadelphia. I say intruded: his forehead
-wrinkled in tolerant endurance too often for me to feel that I was
-welcome. And yet, once we were settled, he was not unwilling to speak.
-His dark eyes, oblique and set far into his head, gave him a cryptic and
-remote suggestion. His pursed lips closed as on a secret. He opened them
-for utterance almost as in a dream. As if he were spokesman of some
-sacred book spread in front of him but raptly remembered, he pronounced
-his opinions seriously, occasionally raising his hands to fend his
-words. He was, I think, inwardly satisfied that I was attentive. I was
-indeed attentive. I had never listened to more distinguished
-conversation. Or, rather, monologue--for when I talked he suspended his
-animation, like a singer waiting for the accompanist to run down.
-
-It was on the eve of The New Republic. I asked him if he'd write for it,
-and he answered characteristically. He said that journalism was action
-and that nothing except the last stage of exasperation could make him
-want to write for a journal as he had written about Blanco Posnet or The
-Playboy. The word "journalism" he uttered as a nun might utter
-"vaudeville." He was reminded, he said, of an offer that was made to
-Oscar Wilde of the editorship of a fashion paper, to include court
-gossip. Wouldn't it interest Wilde? "Ah, yes," responded Wilde, "I am
-deeply interested in a court scandal at present." The journalist
-(devourer of carrion, of course) was immediately eager. "Yes," said
-Wilde, "the scandal of the Persian court in the year 400 B. C."
-
-It was telling. It made me ashamed for my profession. I could not
-forget, however, pillars of the _Ladies' World_ edited by Oscar Wilde
-which I used to store in an out-house. Wilde had condescended in the
-end.
-
-Yeats's mind was bemused by his recollection of his fellow-Irishman.
-Once he completed his lectures he would go home, and a "fury of
-preoccupation" would keep him from being caught in those activities that
-lead to occasional writing. His lectures would not go into essays but
-into dialogues, "of a man wandering through the antique city of Fez." In
-the cavern blackness of those eyes I could feel that there was a
-mysterious gaze fixed on the passing crowd of the moment, the gaze of a
-stranger to fashion who might as well write of Persia, a dreamer beyond
-space and time.
-
-"And humanitarian writing," he concluded, with a weary limp motion of
-his hand, "the writing of reformers, 'uplifters,' with a narrow view of
-democracy I find dull. The Webbs are dull. And truistic."
-
-I spoke of the Irish John Mitchel's narrow antidemocracy and belief in
-the non-existence of progress, such as he had argued in Virginia during
-the Civil War. Mitchel, he protested, was a passionate nature. The
-progress he denied was a progress wrongly conceived by Macaulay and the
-early Victorians. It was founded on "truisms" not really true. Whether
-Carlyle or Mitchel was the first to repudiate these ideas he didn't
-know: possibly Mitchel was.
-
-Yeats's one political interest at that time, before the war, was the
-Irish question. He believed in home rule. He believed the British
-democracy was then definitely making the question its own, and "this is
-fortunate." I spoke of Jung's belief in England's national complex. He
-was greatly interested. Ulster opposition to home rule he regretted.
-"The Scarlet Woman is of course a great inspiration," he said, "and
-Carson has stimulated this. His one desire is to wreck home rule, and so
-there cannot be arrangement by consent. I agree with Redmond that Carson
-has gone ahead on a military conspiracy. Personally, I do not say so for
-a party reason. I am neither radical nor tory. I think Asquith is a
-better man than Lloyd George--less inflated. He is a moderate, not
-puffed up with big phrases. He meets the issue that arises when it
-arises.... I object to the uplifter who makes other people's sins his
-business, and forgets his chief business, his own sins. Jane Addams? Ah,
-that is different."
-
-His lectures he would not discuss but he spoke a good deal of audiences.
-In his own audiences he found no one more eager, no one who knows more,
-than an occasional old man, a man of sixty. He was surprised and
-somewhat disappointed to find prosperity go hand in hand with culture in
-this country. In the city where the hotel is bad there is likely to be a
-poor audience. Where it is good, the audience is good. In his own
-country the happiest woman he could name was a woman living in a Dublin
-slum whose mind is full of beautiful imaginings and fantasies. Is
-poverty an evil? We should desire a condition of life which would
-satisfy the need for food and shelter, and, for the rest, be rich in
-imagination. The merchant builds himself a palace only for
-auto-suggestion. The poor woman is as rich as the merchant. I said yes,
-but that a brute or a Bismarck comes in and overrides the imagination.
-He agreed. "Life is the warring of forces and these forces seem to be
-irreconcilable."
-
-It could cost an artist too much to escape poverty. I spoke of the
-deadness of so much of the work done by William Sharp and Grant Allen.
-He said it was Allen's own fault. He, or his wife, wanted too many
-thousand dollars a year. They had to bring up their children on the same
-scale as their friends' children! And he kindled at this folly. "A woman
-who marries an artist," he said with much animation, "is either a goose,
-or mad, or a hero. If she's a goose, she drives him to earn money. If
-she's mad she drives him mad. If she's a hero, they suffer together, and
-they come out all right."
-
-Phrases like this were not alone. There was the keen observation that
-the Pennsylvania station is "free from the vulgarity of advertisement";
-the admission of second hand expression in Irish poetry except in The
-Dark Rosaleen and Hussey's Ode; a generalization on Chicago to the
-effect that "courts love poetry, plutocracies love tangible art." Not
-for a moment did this mind cease to move over the face of realities and
-read their legend and interpret its meaning. Meeting him was not like
-Hazlitt's meeting Coleridge. I could not say, "my heart, shut up in the
-prison-house of this rude clay, has never found, nor will it ever find,
-a heart to speak to; but that my understanding also did not remain dumb
-and brutish, or at length found a language to express itself, I owe to
-Coleridge." But the Yeats I met did not meet me. I remained on the
-periphery. Yet from what I learned there I can believe in the sesame of
-poets. I hope that some one to-day, nearer to him than a journalist, is
-wise enough to treasure his words.
-
-
-
-
-"WITH MALICE TOWARD NONE"
-
-
-Last night I woke up suddenly to the sound of bombardment. A great
-detonation tore the silence; an answering explosion shook it; then came
-a series of shots in diminishing intensity. My windows look out on a
-rank of New York skyscrapers, with a slip of sky to the south. In the
-ache of something not unlike fear, I thrust out my head to learn as
-quickly as I could what was happening. No result from the explosions was
-to be seen. The skyscrapers were gaunt and black, with a square of lost
-light in a room or two. The sky was clean-swept and luminous, the stars
-unperturbed. Still the shots barked and muttered, insanely active,
-beyond the blank buildings, under the serene sky.
-
-I heard hoarse cries from river-craft. Could it be on the river? Could
-it be gun practice, or was there really an interchange of gun-fire? A
-U-boat? An insurrection? At any rate, it had to be explained and my mind
-was singularly lively for three a. m.
-
-Long after your country has gone to war, I told myself, there remains,
-if you have sluggish sympathies, what may fairly be called a neutrality
-of the imagination. You are aware that there is fighting, bloodshed,
-death, but you retain the air of the philosophic. You do not put
-yourself in the place of Americans under fire. But if this be really
-bombardment, shell-fire in Manhattan? I felt in an instant how Colonel
-Roosevelt might come to seem the supreme understander of the situation.
-An enemy that could reach so far and hit so hard would run a girdle of
-feeling from New York to the remotest fighters in Africa or Mesopotamia.
-To protect ourselves against the hysteria of hatred--that would always
-be a necessity. But I grimly remembered the phrase, "proud punctilio." I
-remembered the President's tender-minded words, "conduct our operations
-as belligerents without passion," and his pledge of sincere friendship
-to the German people: warfare without "the desire to bring any injury or
-disadvantage upon them." Here, with the Germans' shell-fire plowing into
-our buildings and into our skins? Here, meeting the animosity of their
-guns?
-
-Becoming awake enough to think about the war, I began to reason about
-this "bombardment," to move from the hypnoidal state, the Hudson
-Maxim-Cleveland Moffett zone. The detonations were continuing, but not
-at all sensationally, and soon they began to shape themselves
-familiarly, to sound remarkably like the round noises of trains
-shunting, from the New York Central, carried on clear dry November air.
-Soon, indeed, it became impossible to conceive that these loud
-reverberations from the Vanderbilt establishment had ever been so
-distorted by a nightmare mind as to seem gun-fire. And my breathless
-inspection of the innocent sky!
-
-But that touch of panic, in the interest of our whole present patriotic
-cultural attitude, was not to be lost. It is the touch, confessed or
-unconfessed, that makes us kin. If we are to retain toward German art
-and literature and science an attitude of appreciation and
-reciprocation, without disloyalty, it must be in the presence of the
-idea of shell-wounds German-inflicted. Any other broad-mindedness is the
-illusory broad-mindedness of the smooth and smug. It is Pharisaical. It
-comes from that neutrality of the imagination which is another name for
-selfish detachment, the temperature of the snake.
-
-A generation less prepared than our own for the mood of warfare it would
-be difficult to imagine--less prepared, that is to say, by the situation
-of our country or the color of our thought. To declare now that New York
-has made no provision for the air-traffic of the future is not to arouse
-any sense of delinquency. No greater sense of delinquency was aroused
-ten or fifteen years ago by the bass warnings of military men. It is not
-too much to say that Lord Roberts and Homer Lea were felt to have an
-ugly monomania. In that period Nicholas Murray Butler and Elihu Root and
-Andrew Carnegie were thinking in terms of peace palaces. Colonel
-Roosevelt had tiny ideas of preparedness, but he was far more busy
-enunciating the recall of judges--and he earned the Nobel Prize. Few
-men, even two years ago, believed we would be sending great armies to
-Europe in 1917. In the first place, men like Homer Lea had said that the
-United States could not mobilize half a million soldiers for active
-service in less than three years. And in the next place, we still felt
-pacifically. We had lived domestic life too long ever to imagine our sky
-black and our grass red.
-
-Because of this mental unpreparedness for war, this calm enjoyment of an
-unearned increment of peace, there was never a greater dislocation of
-standards than our recent dislocation, and never a greater problem of
-readjustment. For England, at any rate, there was a closeness to the war
-that helped to bring about an alignment of sentiment. But here, besides
-the discrepancies in the entailment of services, there are enormous
-discrepancies in sentiment to start with, and policies still to be
-accepted and cemented, and European prejudices to be suppressed or
-reconciled. Misunderstanding, under these circumstances, is so much to
-be looked for, especially with impetuous patriots demanding a new
-password of allegiance every minute, that the wonder is not at how many
-outrages there are, but how few.
-
-Most of these outrages fall outside the scope of literary discussion,
-naturally. "Let the sailor content himself with talking of the winds;
-the herd of his oxen; the soldier of his wounds; the shepherd of his
-flocks"; the critic of his books. But there is one kind of outrage that
-requires to be discussed, from the point of view of culture, if only
-because there is no ultimate value in any culture that has to be
-subordinated to the state. That is the outrage, provisionally so-called,
-of mutilating everything German; not only sequestering what may be
-dangerous or unfriendly and vindictive, but depriving of toleration
-everything that has German origin or bears a German name. The quick
-transformation of Bismarcks into North Atlantics, of Kaiserhofs into
-Café New Yorks, is too laughable to be taken seriously. The shudderings
-at Germantown, Pa., and Berlin, O., and Bismarck, N. D., are in the same
-childlike class. But it is different when an Austrian artist is not
-permitted to perform because, while we are not at war with Austria, she
-is our enemy's ally. It is different when "the music of all German
-composers will be swept from the programmes of scheduled concerts of the
-Philadelphia Orchestra in Pittsburgh. 'The Philadelphia Orchestra
-Association wishes to announce that it will conform with pleasure to the
-request of the Pittsburgh Association. The Philadelphia Orchestra
-Association is heartily in accord with any movement directed by
-patriotic motives.'" It is this sort of thing, extending intolerance to
-culture, that suggests we have been surprised in this whole matter of
-culture with our lamps untrimmed.
-
-In a sense we, the laissez faire generation, have been unavoidably
-surprised--so much so that our "proud punctilio" has been jogged
-considerably loose. So loose, in fact, that we have given up any
-pretension to being so punctilious as soldiers used to be. It used to be
-possible, even for men whose hands dripped with enemy blood, to sign
-magnanimous truces; but science has made another kind of warfare
-possible, and the civilian population of the modern State, totally
-involved in a catastrophe beyond all reckoning, falls from its
-complacency into a depth of panic and everywhere believes that the enemy
-is inhuman in this war.
-
-Were such beliefs special to this war, hatred might well go beyond the
-fervor of the Inquisition, and the hope of exterminating the Germans as
-a people might be universally entertained. But no one who has read
-history to any purpose will trust too far to this particular
-emotionality of the hour. To say this, in the middle of a righteous war,
-may sound unpatriotic. But, if hatred is the test, what could be more
-traitorous and seditious than Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address: "Both
-read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes his aid
-against the other.... The prayers of both could not be answered--that of
-neither has been answered fully. The Almighty has his own purposes. 'Woe
-unto the world because of offenses! for it must needs be that offenses
-come; but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh.' If we shall
-suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the
-Providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through
-his appointed time, he now wills to remove, and that _he gives to both
-North and South this terrible war, as the woe due to those by whom the
-offense came_, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine
-attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to him?
-Fondly do we hope--fervently do we pray--that this mighty scourge of war
-may speedily pass away. Yet,... so still it must be said, 'The judgments
-of the Lord are true and righteous altogether.' With malice toward none;
-with charity for all; with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see
-the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in; to bind up the
-nation's wounds; to care for him who shall have borne the battle, and
-for his widow, and his orphan--to do all which may achieve and cherish a
-just and lasting peace among ourselves, and with all nations." It is,
-perhaps, like quoting the Lord's Prayer. And yet it is the neglected
-wisdom of a man who had gleaned it from long meditating fratricidal war.
-
-But, you may say, Prussia has always been outside humanity. We are
-engaged in a war foreordained and necessary, a natural war. A war
-inescapable, yes, but not inevitable. Let the plain testimony of
-hundreds of books speak.... To ask for such discriminations as this is,
-however, scarcely possible. It is too much, in the face of
-superstitions, anxieties, and apprehensions, to expect the attitude of
-culture to be preserved. In peace-time we are allowed to go outside our
-own state to enjoy any manifestation of the seven arts; and such violent
-nationalism as attacked The Playboy of the Western World in New York is
-at once called "rowdy" and "despicable." But in time of war it is part
-of its morality, or immorality, that culture must be subordinate to
-clamor, and that even national sculpture must become jingoistic, making
-railsplitters neatly respectable and idealizing long feet. How far this
-supervision of culture goes depends only on the degree of pressure. It
-may go so far as to make the domination of political considerations,
-state considerations, paramount in everything--precisely the victory
-that democracy, hoping with Emerson that "we shall one day learn to
-supersede politics by education," has most to fear.
-
-It is in war itself, with its enmity to so much that is free, that one
-must seek the opposition to enemy culture, not in the culture that is
-opposed. Must one, on this account, think any peace a good peace? To do
-so is to show an immunity from the actual which is not to be envied. It
-is only necessary to imagine New York bombarded, as many French and
-English and Belgian and Russian towns have been bombarded since the
-beginning of the war, to realize the rush of resistance that is born in
-mankind, expedient for government to recruit and to rally to the end.
-But for the man who has partaken of democratic culture this "end"
-involves democracy. All character and all spirit cannot be absorbed in
-the will to cure the homicidal enemy by his own poison. The only course
-open to the man who is still concerned for democratic culture is to
-remember the nobility of Lincoln's example--by concentrating on the
-offenses rather than the persons that cause the mighty scourge of war,
-to avoid the war-panic and war-hatred which will enrage our wounds.
-
-
-
-
-WAR EXPERTS
-
-
- "War is not now a matter of the stout heart and the strong arm.
- Not that these attributes do not have their place and value in
- modern warfare; but they are no longer the chief or decisive
- factors in the case. The exploits that count in this warfare are
- technological exploits; exploits of technological science,
- industrial appliances, and technological training. As has been
- remarked before, it is no longer a gentleman's war, and the
- gentleman, as such, is no better than a marplot in the game as
- it is played."
-
- ---- Thorstein Veblen in _The Nature of Peace_.
-
-Across a park in Washington I followed the leisurely stride of two
-British officers. Their movement, punctuated by long walking-sticks, had
-a military deliberation which became their veteran gray hairs. They were
-in khaki uniforms and leather leggings, a red strip at the shoulder
-marking them as staff officers. Amid groups of loitering nurses and
-tethered infants and old men feeding pop-corn to the birds they were as
-of a grander race of men. After a pang of civilian inferiority I asked
-who they were and learned that one of them was simply a Canadian
-lawyer--and that, being a judge advocate, he was obliged to boot and
-spur himself in his hotel bedroom every morning and ride up and down the
-elevator in polished leggings, for the good of the cause. Never in his
-life had he heard a machine-gun fired. Never had he flourished anything
-more dangerous than his family carving knife. On inspection his
-companion looked similarly martial. The only certain veteran in the
-parklet was a shrunken old pensioner feeding tame robins on the grass.
-
-Part of the politico-military art is window-dressing of this
-description. It excites the romantic populace, composed of pedestrians
-like myself, and serves to advertise the colors. It suggests a leonine
-order of values from which the shambling citizen is debarred. But back
-of the window-dressing, the rhetoric of costume and medal and prepared
-ovation and patriotic tears, there is a reality as different from these
-appearances as roots are different from flowers. If I had ever supposed
-that the gist of war was to be derived solely from contemplating
-uniformed warriors, I came to a new conclusion when I overheard the cool
-experts of war.
-
-These experts, such of them as I happened to overhear, had come with the
-British mission to America, and they were far other than the common
-notion of lords of war. The most impressive of them was a slight figure
-who reminded me externally of the Greek professor in Bernard Shaw's
-Major Barbara. Before the war he had been a don at Cambridge, a teacher
-of economics, and he retained the lucid laboratory manner of an expert
-who counts on holding attention. It was not in him, as it is in so many
-older pooh-bah professors, to expect a deference to personal garrulity;
-but one gained an impression that no words were likely to be wasted on
-vacuous listeners by a person with such steel-gray eyes.
-
-From London, since the beginning of the war, this concentrated man had
-gone out of Paris, to Rome, to Petrograd, to join counsel with various
-allies on the science of providing munitions. It would never have
-occurred to any pork packer to employ this fine-faced, sensitive,
-quiet-voiced professor to work out the economic killing of cattle. Yet
-almost as soon as he had volunteered in England he began on the task of
-adapting industry to slaughter, and there was no doubt whatever that his
-inclusive mind had procured the quick and effective killing of thousands
-of human beings. It was a joy, strange to say, to listen to him. He was
-one of those men whom H. G. Wells used to delight in imagining, the sort
-of man who could keep cool in a cosmic upheaval, his mind as nimble as
-quicksilver while he devised the soundest plan for launching the forces
-of his sphere. There was no more trace of priesthood in him than in a
-mechanic or a chauffeur. He deliberated the organizing of America for
-destructiveness as an engineer might deliberate lining a leaky tunnel
-with copper, and there was as little pretension in his manner as there
-was sentiment or doubt. His accent was cultivated, he was obviously a
-university man, but he had come to the top by virtue of mental
-equipment. "Mental equipment" means many things, but plainly he was not
-of those remote academicians who go in for cerebral scroll-saw work. He
-managed his mind as a woodman manages an ax. The curt swing and drive
-and bite of it could escape no one, and for all his almost plaintively
-modest demeanor he had instant arresting power. It was he and a few men
-like him who had made it feasible for amateur armies to loop round an
-empire a burning rain of steel.
-
-This master of munitions was not the only schoolman who had demonstrated
-brains. There was another professor, this time the purchaser of guns. He
-had come to his rôle from holding the kind of position that Matthew
-Arnold once had held. A meager figure enough, superficially the
-scholastic-dyspeptic, he had shown that the bureaucracy of education was
-no bad beginning for ordering a new department with small attention to
-the tricks, of merchandise, but with every thought as to technological
-detail. The conversation that went about did not seem to engage this
-man, except as it turned on such engrossing topics as the necessity for
-circumventing child labor. For the rest he was as a soft silent cloud
-that gathered the ascending vapors, and discharged itself in lightning
-decision which made no change in the obscurity from which it came.
-
-Under a lamp at night on Connecticut Avenue I saw one late-working
-member of the mission stop wearily to fend off American inquisition. A
-training in the Foreign Office had given this distinguished exile a
-permanent nostalgia for Olympus--and how Olympian the British Foreign
-Office is, few Americans dare to behold. The candidature to this
-interesting service of a great democracy is limited to a "narrow circle
-of society" by various excellent devices, the first of which is that
-official conditions of entry fix the amount of the private means
-required at a minimum of £400 a year. "The primary qualification for the
-diplomatic service," says one friendly interpreter of it, "is a capacity
-to deal on terms of equality with considerable persons and their words
-and works. Sometimes, very rarely, this capacity is given, in its
-highest form, by something which is hardly examinable--by very great
-intellectual powers. Ordinarily, however, this capacity is a result of
-nurture in an atmosphere of independence. Unfortunately, it is scarcely
-too much to say that the present constitution of society provides this
-atmosphere of independence only where there is financial independence.
-In a very few cases freedom of mind and character is achieved elsewhere,
-but then a great price, not measurable by money, has to be paid for
-it--how great a price only those who have paid it know.... The 'property
-qualification' is operative as a means of selecting a certain kind of
-character; no readjustment of pay could be a substitute for it.
-Undoubtedly, as thus operative, it imposes a limitation, but the
-limitation imposed is not that of a class-prejudice or of a mere
-preference for wealth--it is a limitation imposed by the needs of the
-diplomatic service, and those needs are national needs." Out of such a
-remarkable background, so redolent of "the present constitution of
-society," my exiled diplomat took his weary stand before prying writers
-for the press. They wanted to know "the critical shrinking point." They
-wished to discuss the "maximum theoretic availability." He had no answer
-to make; he merely made diplomatic moan. In the heavy dispatch box that
-he set at his feet there were undoubtedly treasured figures, priceless
-information for Germany in her jiu jitsu of the sea. That dispatch box
-might have been solid metal for any effect it had on the conversation.
-He was a kind of expert who took interrogation with pallid mournfulness;
-who punctuated silence with, "Look here, you've got hold of absolutely
-the wrong man.... Hanged if I know.... My dear sir, I haven't the very
-faintest idea."
-
-And yet this member of a caste was only coming through because he too
-was paying a technological price. Wheat and nitrate and ore and
-rubber--there was nothing his country might need which did not occupy
-him, staff officer of vital trafficking, throughout numbered nights.
-
-There were a few business men on the mission--mighty few considering
-their lordship in times of peace. Most of the dominant figures either
-from Oxford or Cambridge, there was one other intellectual who stood out
-as rather an exception to the prevailing type. He was an older man whose
-nature brimmed with ideas, a Titan born to laughter and high discourse
-and a happy gigantic effervescence. If a reputation brayed too loudly at
-him, he named its author an ass. If liberalism were intoned to him, he
-called it detestable and cried to knock the English _Nation's_ head
-against the _Manchester Guardian's_. Yet he was distinguished from most
-of his colleagues as a radical who afforded wild opinions of his own. To
-the organization of his country he had contributed one invaluable idea,
-and each problem that came up in turn he conducted out of its narrow
-immediate importance into the perspective of a natural philosophy. Not
-fond of a prearranged system, he irked more than the run of his
-countrymen at the stuffiness of badly bundled facts. With a great sweep
-of vigor he would start at the proposition of handling war industry, for
-example, on a basis not inadequate to the requirements; and out of his
-running oration would come a wealth of such suggestions as spring only
-from a cross-fertilizing habit of mind.
-
-These are a handful of England's experts in wartime. They do not bear
-the brunt of the fight, like the soldiers, but the roots of the flower
-of war are in just such depths as employ these hidden minds.
-
-
-
-
-OKURA SEES NEWPORT
-
-
-Okura was sent to me by Jack Owen, a friend of mine in Japan. Jack said
-that Okura was taking two years off to study democracy, and would I
-steer him around. I was delighted. I offered Okura his choice of the
-great democratic scene, with myself as obedient personal conductor. He
-was very nice about it in his perfect silver-and-gray manner, and he
-asked if we could begin with Newport. I suspected a joke, but his eye
-never twinkled, and so to Newport we went.
-
-The dirty little Newport railway station interested Okura. So did the
-choked throat of Thames Street, with its mad crush of motors and
-delivery wagons and foot passengers, and the riotous journey from the
-meat market to the book shop and from the chemist's to the Boston Store.
-I explained to Okura that this was not really Newport, only a small
-sample of the ordinary shopping country town, with the real
-exquisiteness of Newport tucked away behind. Okura clucked an acceptance
-of this remark, and our car wove its difficult way through the narrow
-lane till we returned to Bellevue Avenue.
-
-The name Bellevue Avenue had to be expounded to Okura. He expected a
-belle vue, not a good plain plutocratic American street. When I told him
-what to expect, however, he was intensely occupied with its exhibition
-of assorted architecture, and he broke into open comment. "So very
-charming!" he cried politely. "So like postcards of Milwaukee by the
-lake!" I enjoyed his naïve enthusiasm and let it go.
-
-He wanted to know who lived on the avenue, and I told him all the names
-I could think of. He had heard many of them, the samurai of America
-being known to him as a matter of course, and he picked up new crumbs of
-information with obvious gratitude.
-
-"Vanderbilt? Oh, yes." That was old. So were Astor and Belmont.
-
-After a while Okura wrinkled his brow. "I do not see the McAlpin
-mansion."
-
-"The McAlpins? I have never heard of them," I murmured indulgently.
-
-"But that is one name I think I remember correctly," Okura answered with
-visible anxiety. "The Bellevue-Astors, the Bellevue-Belmonts, the
-Bellevue-Stratfords? Please forgive me, I do not understand. Are not the
-McAlpins also Bellevue-McAlpins?"
-
-It was hard to convince Okura that this was not a Valhalla of hotel
-proprietors, but at last he got it straight. We went back again as far
-as the Casino, and I took him in to see the tennis tournament.
-
-Unknown to Okura, I was forced to take seats up rather far--well, to be
-frank, among the Jamestown and Saunderstown people. But happily we had
-Newport in the boxes right below us. Some of the ladies sat facing the
-tennis, some sat with their backs to it, and a great buzz of
-conversation reverberated under the roof of the stand and billowed on to
-the court. On the court two young men strove against each other with a
-skill hardly to be matched in any other game, and occasionally, when
-something eccentric or sensational happened, a ripple passed through the
-crowd. But the applause was irregular. People had to be watched and
-pointed out. It was important to note which human oyster bore the
-largest pearl. The method of entry and exit was significant, and
-significant the whole ritual of being politely superior to the game.
-
-Okura was fascinated by the game, unfortunately, and there was so much
-conversation he was rather distracted.
-
-"I hope it does not annoy you?" I asked him.
-
-"Oh, not at all, thank you very much. It is so democratic!"
-
-At this point the umpire got off his perch, and came forward to entreat
-the fine ladies.
-
-"I have asked you before to keep quiet," he wailed. "For God's sake,
-will you stop talking?"
-
-"How very interesting," murmured Okura.
-
-"Yes," I said, "the religious motif."
-
-"Ah, yes!" he nodded, very gravely.
-
-Later on his compatriot Kumagae was to play, and we decided to return to
-the tournament; but first we took ourselves to Bailey's Beach.
-
-Bailey's Beach is a small section of the Atlantic littoral famous for
-its seaweed. The seaweed is of a lovely dark red color. It is swept in
-in large quantities, together with stray pieces of melon-rind and other
-picnic remnants, and it forms a thick, juicy carpet through which one
-wades out to the more fluid sea. By this attractive marge sit the ladies
-in their wide hats and dresses of filmy lace, watching the more
-adventurous sex pick his way out of the vegetable matter. In the
-pavilion of the bathhouses sit still less adventurous groups.
-
-It took some time to explain to Okura why this beach, once devoted to
-the collection of seaweed for manure, should now be dedicated to
-bathing. But he grasped the main point, that it was a private beach.
-
-"Forgive me," he said, "I see no Jews."
-
-"That's all right," I answered. "You are studying democracy. There are
-no Jews here. None allowed."
-
-"Oh!" he digested the fact. Then his eye brightened. "Ah, you have your
-geisha girls at the swim-beach. How very charming!"
-
-"No," I corrected him. "Those are not our geisha girls. That is the
-'shimmy set.' You know: people who are opposed to the daylight saving
-act and the prohibition amendment."
-
-"Oh, I understand. Republicans," he nodded happily.
-
-As the Servants' Hour was approaching at Bailey's Beach, and as I had no
-good explanation to give of it to Okura, I thought we might walk along
-by the ocean before lunch. Okura was entranced by the walk, and by the
-fact that it ran in front of these private houses, free to the public as
-to the wind. Once or twice we went down below stone walls, with
-everything above hidden from us, but this was exceptional. Okura thought
-the walk a fine example of essential democracy.
-
-"And what are those long tubes?" he asked, as we gazed out toward
-Portugal.
-
-"Sewer pipes," I said bluntly, looking at the great series of excretory
-organs that these handsome democratic mansions pushed into the sea.
-
-"Are they considered beautiful?" asked Okura.
-
-"Quite," I told him. "They are one of the features provided strictly for
-the public."
-
-"So kind!" said the acquiescent Japanese.
-
-We went to lunch with a friend of mine whose plutocracy was not entirely
-intact, and but for one instructive incident it was an ordinary
-civilized meal. That incident, however, shall live long in my memory
-because of my inability to interpret it to Okura.
-
-We had just finished melon, the six of us who sat down, when the third
-man was called to the telephone.
-
-He came back, napkin in hand, and said to his hostess, "I'm awfully
-sorry, I've got to leave."
-
-His hostess looked apprehensive. "I hope it's nothing serious?"
-
-"Oh, not at all; please don't worry," he responded, plumping down his
-napkin, "but I've just had a message from Mrs. Jinks. She's a man short
-and she wants me to come over to luncheon. So long. Awfully sorry!"
-
-"What did that mean, please?" Okura inquired, as we hurried back to see
-Kumagae play.
-
-"Do you mean, democratically?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"I give it up," I retorted.
-
-"But Mr. Owen said you would want to interpret everything democratic to
-me," Okura ventured on, "and is there not some secret here hidden from
-me? I fear I am very stupid."
-
-Democratically, I repeated dully, I could not explain.
-
-"But," pressed Okura, "'the world has been made safe for democracy.' I
-want so much to understand it. I fear I do not yet understand Newport."
-
-And he looked at me with his innocent eyes.
-
-
-
-
-THE CRITIC AND THE CRITICIZED
-
-
-It is the boast of more than one proud author, popular or unpopular,
-that he never reads any criticism of his own work. He knows from his
-wife or his sorrowing friends that such criticism exists. Sometimes in
-hurrying through the newspaper he catches sight of his unforgettable
-name. Inadvertently he may read on, learning the drift of the comment
-before he stops himself. But his rule is rigid. He never reads what the
-critics say about him.
-
-Before an author comes to this admirable self-denial he has usually had
-some experience of the ill-nature and caprice of critics. Probably he
-started out in the friendliest spirit. He said to himself, Of course I
-don't profess to _like_ criticism. Nobody likes to be criticized. But I
-hope I am big enough to stand any criticism that is fair and just. No
-man can grow who is not willing to be criticized, but so long as
-criticism is helpful, that's all a man has a right to ask. Is it meant
-to be helpful? If so, shoot.
-
-After some experience of helpful criticism, it will often occur to the
-sensitive author that he is not being completely understood. A man's ego
-should certainly not stand in the way of criticism, but hasn't a man a
-right to his own style and his own personality? What is the use of
-criticism that is based on the critic's dislike of the author's
-personality? The critic who has a grudge against an author simply
-because he thinks and feels in a certain way is scarcely likely to be
-helpful. The author and the critic are not on common ground. And the
-case is not improved by the very evident intrusion of the critic's
-prejudices and limitations. It is perfectly obvious that a man with a
-bias will see in a book just what he wants to see. If he is a
-reactionary, he will bolster up his own case. If he is a Bolshevik he
-will unfailingly bolshevize. So what is the use of reading criticism?
-The critic merely holds the mirror up to his own nature, when he is not
-content to reproduce the publisher's prepared review.
-
-The author goes on wondering, "What does he say about me?" But the
-disappointments are too many. Once in a blue moon the critic
-"understands" the author. He manages, that is to say, to do absolutely
-the right thing by the author's ego. He strokes it hard and strokes it
-the right way. After that he points out one or two of the things that
-are handicapping the author's creative force, and he shows how easily
-such handicaps can be removed. This is the helpful, appreciative,
-perceptive critic. But for one of his kind there are twenty bristling
-young egoists who want figs to grow on thistles and cabbages to turn
-into roses, and who blame the epic for not giving them a lyric thrill.
-These critics, the smart-alecks, have no real interest in the author.
-They are only interested in themselves. And so, having tackled them in a
-glow of expectation that has always died into sulky gloom, the author
-quits reading criticism and satisfies his natural curiosity about
-himself by calling up the publisher and inquiring after sales.
-
-For my own part, I deprecate this behavior without being able to point
-to much better models. Critics are of course superior to most authors,
-yet I do not know many critics who like to be criticized. It does not
-matter whether they are thin-skinned literary critics or the hippopotami
-of sociology. They don't like it, much. Some meet criticism with a sweet
-resourcefulness. They choke down various emotions and become, oh, so
-gently receptive. Others stiffen perceptibly, sometimes into a cautious
-diplomacy and sometimes into a pontifical dignity that makes criticism
-nothing less than a personal affront. And then there is the way of the
-combative man who interprets the least criticism as a challenge to a
-fight. The rare man even in so-called intellectual circles is the man
-who takes criticism on its merits and thinks it natural that he should
-not only criticize but be criticized.
-
-The pontifical man is not necessarily secure in his ego. His frigid
-reception of criticism corresponds to something like a secret terror of
-it. His air of dignity is really an air of offended dignity: he hates
-being called on to defend himself in anything like a rough-and-tumble
-fight. He resents having his slow, careful processes hustled and harried
-in the duel of dispute.
-
-To hand down judgments, often severe judgments, is part of the
-pontifical character. But the business of meeting severe judgments is
-not so palatable. As most men grow older and more padded in their
-armchair-criticism, they feel that they become entitled to immunity. The
-Elder Statesmen are notorious. The more dogmatic they are, the more they
-try to browbeat their critics. They see criticism as the critic's
-fundamental inability to appreciate their position.
-
-If you are going to be criticized, how take it? The best preparation for
-it is to establish good relations with your own ego first. If you
-interpose your ego between your work and the critic you cannot help
-being insulted and injured. The mere fact that you are being subjected
-to criticism is almost an injury in itself. You must get to the point
-where you realize the impregnability of your own admirable character.
-Then the bumblings of the critic cannot do less than amuse you, and may
-possibly be of use. He is not so sweet a partisan as yourself, yet he
-started out rather indifferent to you, and the mere fact that he is
-willing to criticize you is a proof that he has overcome the initial
-inhumanity of the human race. This alone should help, but more than
-that, you have the advantage of knowing he is an amateur on that topic
-where you are most expert--namely, yourself. Be kind to him. Perhaps if
-you are sufficiently kind he may learn that the beginning of the entente
-between you is that he should always start out by appeasing your ego.
-
-
-
-
-BLIND
-
-
-He was, in a manner of speaking, useless. He could tend the furnace and
-help around the house--scour the bath-tub and clean windows--but for a
-powerful man these were trivial chores. The trouble with him, as I soon
-discovered, was complete and simple. He was blind.
-
-I was sorry for him. It was bad enough to be blind, but it was terrible
-to be blind and at the mercy of his sister-in-law, Mrs. Angier. Mrs.
-Angier ran the rooming-house. She was a grenadier of a woman, very tall
-and very bony, with a virile voice and no touch of femininity except
-false curls. She wore rusty black, with long skirts, and a tasseled
-shawl. Her smile was as forced as her curls. She hated her rooming-house
-and every one in it. Her one desire, insane but relentless, was to save
-enough money out of her establishment to escape from it. To that end she
-plugged the gaps in the bathroom, doled out the towels, scrimped on the
-furnace, scrooged on the attendance. And her chief sacrifice on the
-altar of her economy was Samuel Earp, her brother-in-law. Since he was
-blind and useless, he was dependent on her. When she called, he
-literally ran to her, crying, "Coming, coming!" He might be out on the
-window-sill, risking his poor neck to polish the windows that he would
-never see, but, "Do I hear my sister calling me? Might I--would you be
-so good--ah, you are very kind. Coming, Adelaide, just one moment...."
-and he would paddle down stairs. She treated him like dirt. Sometimes
-one would arrive during an interview between them. The spare,
-gimlet-eyed Mrs. Angier would somehow manage to compel Samuel to cringe
-in every limb. He was a burly man with a thick beard, iron-gray, and his
-sightless eyes were hidden behind solemn and imposing steel-rimmed
-spectacles. Usually, with head lifted and with his voice booming
-heartily, he was a cheerful, honest figure. I liked Samuel Earp, though
-he was a most platitudinous Englishman. But when Mrs. Angier
-tongue-lashed him, for some stupidity like spilling a water-bucket or
-leaving a duster on the stairs or forgetting to empty a waste-basket, he
-became infantile, tearful, and limp. Her lecturing always changed to a
-sugared greeting as one was recognized. "Good e-e-evening, isn't it a
-pleasant e-e-evening?" But the only value in speaking to Mrs. Angier was
-that it permitted Samuel somehow to shamble away to the limbo of the
-basement.
-
-Of course I wanted to know how, he became blind. Luckily, as Mrs. Angier
-had prosperous relatives in another part of Chicago, she sometimes could
-be counted on to be absent, and on those occasions or when she went to
-church, Samuel haunted my room. He was unhappy unless he was at work,
-and he managed to keep tinkering at something, but I really believe he
-liked to chatter to me: and he was more than anxious to tell me how his
-tragedy had befallen him.
-
-"Oh, dear, yes," he said to me, "it happened during the strike. They hit
-me on the head, and left me unconscious. And I have never seen since,
-not one thing."
-
-"Who hit you, Samuel?"
-
-"Who hit me? The blackguards who were out on strike, sir. They nearly
-killed me with a piece of lead pipe. Oh, dear, yes."
-
-It seemed an unspeakable outrage to me, but in Samuel there was nothing
-but a kind of healthy indignation. He was not bitter. He never raised
-his voice above its easy reminiscent pitch.
-
-"But what did you do to them? Why did the strikers attack you? What
-strike was it?"
-
-"I did nothing at all to them. But, you see, my horse slipped and when I
-was helpless on the ground with my hip smashed, one of them knocked me
-out. It was right up on the sidewalk. I had gone after them up on the
-sidewalk, and I suppose the flags were so slippery that the horse came
-down."
-
-"But what were you doing on a horse?" I asked in despair.
-
-"I was a volunteer policeman. These scoundrels were led by Debs, and we
-were out to see that there was law and order in Chicago."
-
-"Oh, the Pullman strike. Were you railroading then?"
-
-"Railroading? No, sir, I was in the wholesale dry-goods business. We had
-just started in in a small way. I was married only two years, to
-Adelaide's younger sister. Ah, my accident brought on more trouble than
-she could stand. She was very different from Adelaide, quite dainty and
-lively, if you follow me. We were living at that time on Cottage Grove
-Avenue, on the south side. I was building up the importing end of the
-business, and then this thing came, and everything went to smash. They
-gave me no compensation whatsoever, to make the thing worse."
-
-"But, Samuel, how did you come to be out against the strikers?"
-
-"And why shouldn't I be out, I'd like to know!" Samuel straightened up
-from rubbing a chair, and pointed his rag at my voice. "These scoundrels
-had nothing against Mr. Pullman. He treated them like a prince. But they
-took the bit in their teeth, and once they break loose where are we? The
-President didn't get shut of them till he sent in the troops. But I've
-always contended that if we business men had taken the matter in hand
-ourselves and nipped the trouble in the bud, we'd have had no such
-lawlessness to deal with in the end. It is always the same. The business
-men are the backbone of the community, but they don't recognize their
-responsibility! Take the sword to those bullies and blackguards; that's
-what I say!"
-
-The old man lifted both fists like a dauntless Samson, and fixed me with
-his sightless eyes. He had paid hellishly for living up to his
-convictions, and here they seemed absolutely unshaken.
-
-"That's all right, too, Samuel," I said, feebly enough, "but how do you
-feel now? Nobody compensated you for being laid out in that big strike,
-and your business was ruined, and here you are emptying the
-waste-basket. How about that? I think it's fierce that you got injured,
-but those men in the Pullman strike weren't out to break up society.
-They were fighting for their rights, that's all. Don't you think so
-now?"
-
-"_No_, sir. The solid class of the community must be depended upon to
-preserve law and order. I think that it was the duty of the business men
-of Chicago to put down ruffianism in that strike and to smite whenever
-it raised its head. Smite it hip and thigh, as the saying is. Oh, no.
-Young men have fine notions about these things, ha, ha! You'll excuse
-me, won't you, but you can't allow violence and disorder to run riot and
-then talk of men's 'rights' as an excuse. Ah, but it was a great
-misfortune for me, I confess. It was the end of all my hopes. The
-doctors thought at first that the sight might be restored, but I have
-never seen a glimmer of light since. But we mustn't repine, must we?
-That'd never do."
-
-"Samuel!" Mrs. Angier's sharp voice pierced the room.
-
-"Good gracious, back so soon. You'll excuse me, I'm sure.... Coming,
-Adelaide, coming!"
-
-He groped for his bucket, with its seedy sponge all but submerged in the
-dirty water. The water splashed a little as he hurriedly made for the
-door.
-
-"Oh, dear," he muttered, "Adelaide won't like that!"
-
-
-
-
-"AND THE EARTH WAS DRY"
-
-
-Like all great ideas it seemed perfectly simple when Harrod first
-disclosed it to his unimportant partner John Prentiss.
-
-"Of course we'll get back of it. We've got to," said Harrod, in the
-sanctity of the directors' room. "You've been down to Hopeville on pay
-day. It's the limit. Ordinary days there's practically no trouble. Pay
-day's a madhouse. How many men, do you think, had to have the company
-doctor last pay day?"
-
-"You don't expect me to answer, Robert," Prentiss replied mildly.
-"You're telling me, you're not arguing with me."
-
-"Twenty-five, Prentiss, twenty-five drunken swine. What do you think
-happened? I'll tell you. That doctor never stopped a minute taking
-stitches, sewing on scalps, mending skulls. He was kept on the hop all
-day and night all over the town. I'll tell you something more." The
-sturdy Harrod rapped his fist on the mahogany table, leaning out of his
-armchair. "The doctor's wife told me a Polack came to her shack at two
-in the morning with half his thumb hanging off, bitten off in a drunken
-brawl. What do you think she did, Prentiss? She amputated it herself, on
-her own hook, just like a little soldier. She's got nerve, let me tell
-you. But do you think we want to stand for any more of this? Not much.
-Hopeville is going dry!"
-
-Mr. Harrod produced a gold pen-knife and nicked a cigar emphatically. He
-brushed the tiny wedge of tobacco from his plump trouser leg on to the
-bronze carpet. He lit his cigar and got up to have a little strut.
-
-Poor Prentiss looked at him as only a weedy Yankee can look at a man
-whose cheeks are rosy with arrogant health. Why the stout Harrod who ate
-and drank as he willed should be proclaiming prohibition, while the man
-with a Balkan digestive apparatus should be a reluctant listener, no one
-could have analyzed. It never would have occurred to Prentiss to be so
-restlessly efficient. But Harrod was as simple as chanticleer. He'd made
-up his mind.
-
-"We'll back Billy Sunday. His advance agent will be in town this week,"
-Mr. Harrod unfolded. "We'll put the whole industry behind him. Drink is
-a constant source of inefficiency. It's an undeniable cause. When do we
-have accidents? On Mondays, regularly. The men come back stupefied from
-the rotgut they've been drinking, and it's simple luck if they don't set
-fire to the mine. The Hopeville mine is perfectly safe. Except for that
-one big disaster we had, it's one of the safest mines in the country.
-But how can you call any mine safe if the fellows handling dynamite and
-the men working the cage are just as likely as not to have a hangover?
-We'll stop it. We'll make that town so dry that you can't find a beer
-bottle in it. It took me some time to realize the common sense of this
-situation, but it's as clear as daylight; it's ridiculously clear. We're
-fools, Prentiss, that we didn't advocate prohibition twenty years ago."
-
-"Twenty years ago, Robert," Prentiss murmured, "you were checking coal
-at the pit-head. You weren't so damned worried about evolving policies
-for the mine owners twenty years ago."
-
-"Well, you know what I mean," Robert Harrod rejoined.
-
-"Perfectly," retorted Prentiss. "And I'm with you, though all the
-perfumes of Arabia won't cleanse these little hands."
-
-That was the first gospel, so to speak, and Harrod was as good as his
-word. He saw Sunday's advance agent, he rallied the industry, he lunched
-with innumerable Christians and had a few painful but necessary
-political conferences. The prohibitionist manager he discovered to be a
-splendid fellow--direct, clean-cut, intelligent, indefatigable. The
-whole great state was won to prohibition after a strenuous preparation
-and a typically "bitter" campaign.
-
-And everything went well at Hopeville. At first, not unnaturally, there
-was a good deal of rebellion. A few of the miners--you know Irish
-miners, born trouble-makers--talked considerably. Something in them took
-kindly to the relief from monotony that came with a periodic explosion,
-and they muttered blasphemously about the prohibitionists, and time hung
-heavy on their hands. A few of them pulled out, preceded by the gaunt
-Scotchman who had run the bare "hotel" where most of the whisky was
-consumed. These were led by a sullen compatriot of their own, a man who
-once was a fine miner but who had proved his own best customer in the
-liquor business and whose contour suggested that his body was trying
-desperately to blow a bulb. One miner left for a neighboring state
-(still wet) to purchase a pair of boots. He crawled back on foot after a
-week, minus the new boots, plus a pawn-ticket, and most horribly chewed
-by an unintelligent watchdog who had misunderstood his desire to borrow
-a night's lodging in the barn. The drinking haunts were desolate
-reminders of bygone entertainments for weeks after the law took effect,
-and few of the younger men could look forward to tame amusement,
-amusement that had no elysium in it, without a twinge of disgust. But on
-the whole, Hopeville went dry with surprising simplicity. A great many
-of the miners were neither English, Scotch, Cornish, Welsh nor Irish,
-but Austrians and Italians and Poles, and these were not so inured to
-drinking and biting each other as Mr. Harrod might have thought. The mud
-in Hopeville, it is true, was often from nine inches to four feet deep,
-and there were no named streets, and no known amusements, and a very
-slim possibility of distraction for the unmarried men. After
-prohibition, however, a far from unpleasant club house was founded, with
-lots of "dangerous" reading material, and a segregated place for
-homemade music, and bright lights and a fire, and a place to write
-letters, and a pungent odor of something like syndicalism in the air.
-
-That was the beginning. The men did not detonate on pay day, except in
-lively conversation. There was less diffused blasphemy. It concentrated
-rather particularly on one or two eminent men. And when the virtues and
-defects of these men were sufficiently canvassed, the "system" beyond
-them was analyzed. Even the delight of the Hunkies in dirt, or the
-meanness of certain bosses, began to be less engrossing than the exact
-place in the terrestrial economy where Harrod and Prentiss got off.
-
-"Well, Robert," inquired the man of migraine, back in the home office,
-"how is your precious prohibition working? It seems to me the doctor's
-wife is the sole beneficiary so far."
-
-"Working?" the rubicund Harrod responded urgently. "I don't know what
-we're going to do about it. You can't rely on the men for anything. A
-few years ago, after all, they took their wages over to Mason and blew
-it all in, or they soaked up enough rum in Hopeville to satisfy
-themselves, and come back on the job. Now, what do they do? They quit
-for two weeks when they want to. They quit for a month at a time. And
-still they have a balance. You can't deal with such men. They're
-infernally independent. They're impudent with prosperity. I never saw
-anything like it. We can't stand it. I don't know what we're going to
-do."
-
-"You're going to back the liquor trade, Robert, of course. That's simple
-enough."
-
-"You may laugh, but it is too late, I tell you, the harm's done. We
-can't remedy it. National prohibition is right on top of us. I don't
-know what we'll do."
-
-"Sell 'em Bevo. That'll keep them conservative. Ever drink it?"
-
-"Bevo? Conservative? Prentiss, this is serious. These men are completely
-out of hand."
-
-"Well, aren't they more efficient?"
-
-"Of course they're more efficient. They're too damnably efficient. They
-wanted Hopeville drained and they're getting it drained. They'll insist
-on having it paved next. They'll want hot and cold water. They'll want
-bathtubs. That'll be the end."
-
-"The end? Come, Robert, perhaps only the beginning of the end."
-
-"It's very amusing to you, Prentiss, but you're in on this with me.
-We've forced these working-men into prohibition, and now they're sober,
-they're everlastingly sober. They're making demands and getting away
-with it. We've got to go on or go under. Wake up, man. I've played my
-cards. What can we do?"
-
-"What can we do? That is not the point now. Now the point is, what'll
-_they_ do."
-
-
-
-
-TELEGRAMS
-
-
-In my simple world a cablegram is so rare that I should treasure the
-mere envelope. I should not be likely to resurrect it. It would be
-buried in a bureau, like a political badge or a cigar-cutter--but there
-is a silly magpie in every man, and a cable I would preserve. To discuss
-cablegrams or even cut-rate wireless, however, would be an affectation.
-These are the orchids of communication. It is the ordinary telegram I
-sing.
-
-There was a magnificence about a quick communication in the days before
-the Western Union. Horsemen went galloping roughshod through scattering
-villages. It was quite in order for a panting messenger to rush in, make
-his special delivery, and drop dead. This has ceased to be his custom.
-In Mr. Veblen's Theory of the Leisure Class there is one omission. He
-neglected to deal with that great adept in leisure, the messenger-boy.
-"Messenger-boy" is a misnomer. He is either a puling infant or a tough,
-exceedingly truculent little ogre of uncertain age and habit. His life
-is consecrated. He cares for nothing except to disprove the axiom that a
-straight line is the shortest distance between two points. Foreseeing
-this cult of the messenger service, the designers of the modern American
-city abandoned all considerations of beauty, mystery, and suggestion in
-an heroic effort to circumvent the boy in blue. But the boy in blue
-cannot be beaten. By what art he is selected I know not. Whether he is
-attributable to environment or heredity I dare not guess. But with a
-possible inferiority to his rival, the coat-room boy, and, of course,
-nature's paradox the crab, he is supreme.
-
-It is not a telegram in its last stages that has magic. Much better for
-the purposes of drama to have Cleopatra receive a breathless minion, not
-a laconic imp with a receipt to be signed. Yet a telegram has magic. If
-you are hardened you do not register. It is the fresh who have the
-thrill. But no one is totally superior to telegrams. Be you ever so
-inured, there is one telegram, _the_ telegram, which will find your
-core.
-
-Sometimes at a hotel-desk I stand aside while an important person,
-usually a man but occasionally a woman, gets a handful of mail without
-any sign of curiosity, and goes to the elevator without even sorting out
-the wires. Such persons are marked. They are in public life. It is
-pardonable. There must be public men and public women. I should not ask
-any one to give up his career for the peculiar ecstasies of the
-telegram. But no one can deny that these persons have parted with an
-essence of their being. What if I find a solitary notice? "It is under
-your door." I bolt for the elevator, thrilled, alive.
-
-It may be suggested that my over-laden predecessors are not in public
-life; that they are very distinguished, very wealthy personages,
-receiving private advices as to their stocks, their spouses, their
-children, their wine-bin, their plumbing, or any other of their
-responsibilities, accessories, possessions. With every deference I
-answer that you are mistaken. Unless their riches are in a stocking,
-these are the custodians of tangible goods and chattels. Their title may
-be secure, but not their peace of mind. Whatever they wish, they are
-obliged to administrate. Whoever their attorney, the law of gravitation
-keeps pulling, pulling at their chandeliers. And so in some degree they
-are connected with, open to, shared by, innumerable people. Without
-necessarily being popular, they are in the center of populace. They have
-to meet, if only to repel, demands. I do not blame them for thus being
-public characters. It is often against their desires. But being called
-upon to convert a part of their souls into a reception-room, a place
-where people can be decently bowed out as well as in, it follows that
-they give up some of their ecstatic privacy in order to retain the rest.
-This I do not decry. For certain good and valuable considerations one
-might be induced to barter some of one's own choice stock of privacy,
-but for myself I should insist on retaining enough to keep up my
-interest in telegrams. To be so beset by Things as to be dogged by
-urgent brokers and punctilious butlers, no.
-
-"There's a telegram upstairs for you, sir." "A telegram? How long has it
-been here?" "It came about half an hour ago." "Ah, thank you.... No,
-never mind, I'm going upstairs." What may not this sort of banality
-precede? Perhaps another banality, in ink. But not always. A telegram is
-an arrow that is aimed to fly straight and drive deep. Whether from
-friend or rival, whether verdict or appeal, it may lodge where the heart
-is, and stay. From an iron-nerved ticker the message has come, singing
-enigmatically across the country. But there is a path that leaps out of
-the dingy office to countless court-rooms, business buildings, homes,
-hospitals. That office is truly a ganglion from which piercing
-nerve-fibers curve into the last crevices of human lives. When you enter
-it to send a telegram it may depress you. You submit your confidence
-across a public counter. But what does it matter to a creature glazed by
-routine? He enumerates your words backwards, contemptuous of their
-meaning. To him a word is not a bullet--just an inert little lump of
-lead.
-
-Some messages come with a force not realizable. Tragedy dawns slowly.
-The mind envisages, not apprehending. And then, for all the customary
-world outside, one is penned in one's trouble alone. One remembers those
-sailors who were imprisoned in a vessel on fire in the Hudson. Cut off
-from escape, red-hot iron plates between them and the assuaging waters
-on every side, they could see the free, could cry out to them, could
-almost touch hands. But they had met their fate. It is strange that by a
-slip of paper one may meet one's own. There are countries to-day where
-the very word _telegram_ must threaten like a poisoned spear. And such
-wounds as are inflicted in curt official words time is itself often
-powerless to heal. As some see it, dread in suspense is worse than
-dreadful certainty. But there are shocks which are irreparable. It is
-cruel to break those shocks, crueler to deliver them.
-
-All urgency is not ominous. If, like a religion, the telegram attends on
-death, it attends no less eagerly on love and birth. "A boy arrived this
-morning. Father and child doing well"--this is more frequently the tenor
-of the wire. And the wire may be the rapier of comedy. Do you remember
-Bernard Shaw's rebuff to Lady Randolph Churchill for asking him to
-dinner? He had the vegetarian view of eating his "fellow-creatures." He
-chided her for inviting a person of "my well-known habits." "Know
-nothing of your habits," came the blithe retort, "hope they're better
-than your manners."
-
-The art of the telegram is threatened. Once we struggled to put our all
-in ten words--simple, at least, if not sensuous and passionate. Now the
-day-letter and night-letter lead us into garrulity. No transition from
-Greek to Byzantine could be worse than this. We should resist it. The
-time will doubtless come when our descendants will recall us as austere
-and frugal in our use of the telegram. But we should preserve this sign
-of our Spartan manhood. Let us defer the softness and effeminacy of
-long, cheap telegrams. Let us remain primitive, virginal, terse.
-
-
-
-
-OF PLEASANT THINGS
-
-
-When I was a child we lived on the border of the town, and the road that
-passed our windows went in two ways. One branch ran up the hill under
-the old city gateway and out through the mean city "lanes." The other
-branch turned round our corner and ran into the countryside. Day and
-night many carts lumbered by our windows, in plain hearing. In the
-day-time I took no pleasure in them, but when I awoke at night and the
-thick silence was broken by the noise of a single deliberate cart it
-filled me with vague enchantment. I still feel this enchantment. The
-steady effort of the wheels, their rattle as they passed over the uneven
-road, their crunching deliberateness, gives me a sense of acute
-pleasure. That pleasure is at its highest when a solitary lantern swings
-underneath the wagon. In the old days the load might be coal, with the
-colliery-man sitting hunched on the driver's seat, a battered
-silhouette. Or the load might be from the brewery, making a start at
-dawn. Or it might be a load of singing harvest-women, hired in the
-market square by the sweet light of the morning. But not the wagon or
-the sight of the wagoner pleases me, so much as that honest, steady,
-homely sound coming through the vacancy of the night. I like it, I find
-it friendly and companionable, and I hope to like it till I die.
-
-The city sounds improve with distance. Sometimes, in lazy summer
-evenings, I like the faint rumble, the growing roar, the receding rumble
-of the elevated, with the suggestion of its open windows and its
-passengers relaxed and indolent after the exhausting day. Always I like
-the moaning sounds from the river craft, carried so softly into the
-town. But New York sounds and Chicago sounds are usually discords. I
-hate bells--the sharp spinsterish telephone bell, the lugubrious church
-bell, the clangorous railway bell. Well, perhaps not the sleigh bell or
-the dinner bell.
-
-I like the element of water. An imagist should write of the waters of
-Lake Michigan which circle around Mackinac Island: the word crystal is
-the hackneyed word for those pure lucent depths. When the sun shines on
-the bottom, every pebble is seen in a radiance of which the jewel is a
-happy memory. In Maine lakes and along the coast of Maine one has the
-same visual delight in water as clear as crystal, and on the coast of
-Ireland I have seen the Atlantic Ocean slumber in a glowing amethyst or
-thunder in a wall of emerald. On the southern shore of Long Island, who
-has not seen the sumptuous ultramarine, with a surf as snowy as
-apple-blossom? After shrill and meager New York, the color of that
-Atlantic is drenching.
-
-The dancing harbor of New York is a beauty that never fades, but I hate
-the New York skyline except at night. In the day-time those punctured
-walls seem imbecile to me. They look out on the river with such a
-lidless, such an inhuman, stare. Nothing of man clings to them. They are
-barren as the rocks, empty as the deserted vaults of cliff-dwellers. A
-little wisp of white steam may suggest humanity, but not these bleak
-cliffs themselves. At night, however, they become human. They look out
-on the black moving river with marigold eyes. And Madison Square at
-nightfall has the same, or even a more ætherial, radiance. From the
-hurried streets the walls of light seem like a deluge of fairy splendor.
-This is always a gay transformation to the eye of the city-dweller, who
-is forever oppressed by the ugliness around him.
-
-Flowers are pleasant things to most people. I like flowers, but seldom
-cut flowers. The gathering of wild flowers seems to me unnecessarily
-wanton, and is it not hateful to see people coming home with dejected
-branches of dogwood or broken autumn festoons or apple-blossoms already
-rusting in the train? I like flowers best in the fullness of the meadow
-or the solitude of a forsaken garden. Few things are so pleasant as to
-find oneself all alone in a garden that has, so to speak, drifted out to
-sea. The life that creeps up between its broken flagstones, the life
-that trails so impudently across the path, the life that spawns in the
-forgotten pond--this has a fascination beyond the hand of gardeners.
-Once I shared a neglected garden with an ancient turtle, ourselves the
-only living things within sight or sound. When the turtle wearied of
-sunning himself he shuffled to the artificial pond, and there he lazily
-paddled through waters laced down with scum. It was pleasant to see him,
-a not too clean turtle in waters not too clean. Perhaps if the family
-had been home the gardener would have scoured him.
-
-Yet order is pleasant. If I were a millionaire--which I thank heaven I
-am not, nor scarcely a millionth part of one--I should take pleasure in
-the silent orderliness that shadowed me through my home. Those invisible
-hands that patted out the pillows and shined the shoes and picked up
-everything, even the Sunday newspapers--those I should enjoy. I should
-enjoy especially the guardian angel who hid from me the casualties of
-the laundry and put the surviving laundry away. In heaven there is no
-laundry, or mending of laundry. For the millionaire the laundry is sent
-and the laundry is sorted away. Blessed be the name of the millionaire;
-I envy him little else. Except, perhaps, his linen sheets.
-
-The greatest of all platitudes is the platitude that life is in the
-striving. Is this altogether true? I think not. Not for those menial
-offices so necessary to our decent existence, so little decent in their
-victims or themselves. But one does remember certain striving that
-brought with it almost instant happiness, like the reward of the child
-out coasting or the boy who has made good in a hard, grinding game. It
-is pleasant to think of one's first delicious surrender to fatigue after
-a long day's haul on a hot road. That surrender, in all one's joints,
-with all one's driven will, is the ecstasy that even the Puritan allowed
-himself. It is the nectar of the pioneer. In our civilization we take it
-away from the workers, as we take the honey from the bees--but I wish to
-think of things pleasant, not of our civilization. Fatigue of this
-golden kind is unlike the leaden fatigue of compulsion or of routine. It
-is the tang that means a man is young. If one gets it from games, even
-golf, I think it is pleasant. It is the great charm that Englishmen
-possess and understand.
-
-These are ordinary pleasant things, not the pleasant things of the poet.
-They barely leave the hall of pleasant things. A true poet, I imagine,
-is one who captures in the swift net of his imagination the wild
-pleasantnesses and delights that to me would be flying presences quickly
-lost to view. But every man must bag what he can in his own net, whether
-he be rational or poetic. For myself, I have to use my imagination to
-keep from being snared by too many publicists and professors and persons
-of political intent. These are invaluable servants of humanity,
-admirable masters of our mundane institutions. But they fill the mind
-with _-ations_. They pave the meadows with concrete; they lose the free
-swing of pleasant things.
-
-
-
-
-THE AVIATOR
-
-
- _So endlessly the gray-lipped sea_
- _Kept me within his eye,_
- _And lean he licked his hollow flanks_
- _And followed up the sky._
-
- I was the lark whose song was heard
- When I was lost to sight,
- I was the golden arrow loosed
- To pierce the heart of night.
-
- I fled the little earth, I climbed
- Above the rising sun,
- I met the morning in a blaze
- Before my hour was gone.
-
- I ran beyond the rim of space,
- Its reins I flung aside,
- Laughter was mine and mine was youth
- And all my own was pride.
-
- _So endlessly the gray-lipped sea_
- _Kept me within his eye,_
- _And lean he licked his hollow flanks_
- _And followed up the sky._
-
- From end to end I knew the way,
- I had no doubt or fear;
- The minutes were a forfeit paid
- To fetch the landfall near.
-
- But all at once my heart I held,
- My carol frozen died,
- A white cloud laid her cheek to mine
- And wove me to her side.
-
- Her icy fingers clasped my flesh,
- Her hair drooped in my face,
- And up we fell and down we rose
- And twisted into space.
-
- _So endlessly the gray-lipped sea_
- _Kept me within his eye,_
- _And lean he licked his hollow flanks_
- _And followed up the sky._
-
- Laughter was mine and mine was youth,
- I pressed the edge of life,
- I kissed the sun and raced the wind,
- I found immortal strife.
-
- Out of myself I spent myself,
- I lost the mortal share,
- My grave is in the ashen plain,
- My spirit in the air.
-
- Good-by, sweet pride of man that flew,
- Sweet pain of man that bled,
- I was the lark that spilled his heart,
- The golden arrow sped.
-
- _So endlessly the gray-lipped sea_
- _Kept me within his eye,_
- _And lean he licked his hollow flanks_
- _And followed up the sky._
-
-THE END
-
-
-
-
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