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+ <fileDesc>
+ <titleStmt>
+ <title>Above the Snow Line</title>
+ <author><name reg="Dent, Clinton Thomas">Clinton Thomas Dent</name></author>
+ </titleStmt>
+ <editionStmt>
+ <edition n="1">Project Gutenberg TEI Edition 1</edition>
+ </editionStmt>
+ <publicationStmt>
+ <publisher>Project Gutenberg</publisher>
+ <date value="2011-03-01">March 1, 2011</date>
+ <idno type='etext-no'>35434</idno>
+ <availability>
+ <p>This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere
+ at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever.
+ You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under
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+ <sourceDesc>
+ <p>
+ <bibl>
+ <author><name reg="Dent, Clinton Thomas">Clinton Thomas Dent</name></author>
+ <title>Above the Snow Line</title>
+ <imprint>
+ <pubPlace>London</pubPlace>
+ <publisher>Longmans, Green, and Co.</publisher>
+ <date>1885</date>
+ </imprint>
+ </bibl>
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+<front>
+ <div>
+ <divGen type="pgheader" />
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <divGen type="encodingDesc" />
+ </div>
+ <div>
+ <pgIf output="txt"><then></then>
+ <else><p rend="page-break-before: always"><figure url="images/cover.jpg" rend="w80"><figDesc>Cover image</figDesc></figure></p></else></pgIf>
+<pb/>
+
+<p rend="center; font-size: large; page-break-before: always">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</p>
+
+<pb/>
+
+<p rend="center; small; page-break-before: always">LONDON: PRINTED BY<lb/>
+SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE<lb/>
+AND PARLIAMENT STREET</p>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgi'/>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgii'/>
+<pgIf output='txt'><then>
+ <p rend="ill">[Illustration: THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT]</p>
+</then><else>
+ <p rend="page-break-before: always"><figure url="images/illo_005.jpg" rend="w80"><head>THE BIETSCHHORN. FROM THE PETERSGRAT</head>
+ <figDesc>The Bietschhorn. From the Petersgrad</figDesc></figure></p>
+</else></pgIf>
+</div><titlePage rend="center; page-break-before: always">
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgiii'/>
+
+<docTitle>
+ <titlePart type="main" rend="font-size: xx-large">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</titlePart>
+ <lb/><lb/>
+ <titlePart type="sub" rend="font-size: large">MOUNTAINEERING SKETCHES<lb/>
+ BETWEEN 1870 AND 1880</titlePart>
+</docTitle>
+ <lb/><lb/>
+ <byline>
+ BY<lb/>
+ <docAuthor rend="font-size: large">CLINTON DENT</docAuthor>
+ <lb/>
+ <hi rend="small">VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE ALPINE CLUB</hi>
+ </byline>
+ <lb/>
+ <epigraph>
+ <p><q><hi rend='italic'>Celui qui n’a jamais ses heures<lb/>de
+ folie est moins sage qu’il ne
+ le<lb/>pense</hi></q>—<hi rend='smallcaps'>La Bruyère</hi></p>
+ </epigraph>
+ <lb/>
+ <titlePart><hi rend="small">WITH TWO ENGRAVINGS BY EDWARD WHYMPER AND<lb/>
+ AN ILLUSTRATION BY PERCY MACQUOID</hi></titlePart>
+ <lb/><lb/><lb/>
+ <docImprint rend="font-size: large">
+ <pubPlace>LONDON</pubPlace><lb/>
+ <publisher>LONGMANS, GREEN, AND CO.</publisher><lb/>
+ <date>1885</date>
+ </docImprint>
+<lb/><lb/>
+ <titlePart><hi rend='italic; font-size: small'>All rights reserved</hi></titlePart>
+</titlePage><div>
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgiv'/>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgv'/>
+
+<p rend="center; page-break-before: always">
+ THESE SKETCHES OF MOUNTAINEERING<lb/>
+ I DEDICATE TO<lb/>
+ <hi rend="font-size: large">T. I. D.</hi><lb/>
+ <hi rend="small">IN THE HOPE THAT A BOOK WITHOUT A HEROINE<lb/>
+ MAY, AT LEAST, ACQUIRE SOME FEMININE INTEREST</hi>
+</p>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgvi'/>
+</div><div type="preface" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgvii'/>
+<index index="toc"/><index index="pdf"/>
+<head>PREFACE</head>
+
+<p>
+Some of the following sketches do not now appear for
+the first time; but such as have been before published
+in other form have been entirely re-written,
+and, in great measure, recast.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb"/>
+
+<p>
+To the writer the work has afforded an occasional
+distraction from more serious professional work, and
+he cannot wish better than that it should serve the
+same purpose to the reader.
+</p>
+
+<dateline rend="text-align: left"><name type="place"><hi rend='smallcaps'>Cortina di Ampezzo</hi></name>:<lb/>
+<date><hi rend='italic'>September 1884</hi></date>.</dateline>
+
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgviii'/>
+</div><div type="toc" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb/><anchor id='Pgix'/>
+<index index="toc"/><index index="pdf"/>
+<head>CONTENTS</head>
+
+ <table rend="tblcolumns:'lw(65m) r'; latexcolumns:'p{7.5cm}r'">
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER I.</cell>
+ <cell></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE</hi></cell>
+ <cell></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><hi rend="small">PAGE</hi></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Buried records—<hi rend='italic'>Litera scripta manet</hi>—The survival of the unfit—A
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+<q>form</q>—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth
+and spread of the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A
+tropical day in the valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel
+staff appears in several characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our
+baggage train and transport department—A well-ventilated
+shelter—On sleeping out: its advantages on the
+present occasion—The Mischabelhörner family group—A
+plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We attack the Südlenzspitz—The
+art of detecting hidden crevasses—Plans for the
+future—Sentiment on a summit—The feast is spread—The
+Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest welcome at an inn</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><anchor id="corrix"/><corr sic="(missing)"><ref target="Pg001">1</ref></corr></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER II.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent
+of the Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock <hi rend='italic'>v.</hi> snow
+mountains—The amateur and the guide on rocks and on
+<pb n='x'/><anchor id='Pgx'/>snow—The programme is made out—Franz Andermatten—Falling
+stones in the gully—We smooth away the difficulties—The
+psychological effects of reaching mountain summits—A
+rock bombardment and a narrow escape—The youthful
+tourist and his baggage—Hotel trials—We are interviewed—The
+gushers</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg031">31</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER III.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to surrender—The
+Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s
+attempt on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps
+and thoughts on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni
+guide system—A word on guides, past and present—The
+somnolent landlord and his peculiarities—Some of the party
+see a chamois—Doubts as to the peak and the way—The
+duplicity of the Aiguille deceives us—Telescopic observations—An
+ill-arranged glacier—Franz and his mighty axe—A
+start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress reported—An
+adjournment—The rocks of the lower peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition resumed—A
+new line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten
+back—The results gained by the two days’ climbing</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg056">56</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER IV.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave
+our homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence
+arrives and shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine
+habitué—The elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A
+family party—We seek fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A
+sepulchral bivouac—On early starts and their curious
+effects on the temperament—A choice of routes—A deceptive
+ice gully—The avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up
+<pb n='xi'/><anchor id='Pgxi'/>to a dramatic situation—The united party nearly fall out—A
+limited panorama—A race for home—Caught out—A short
+cut—Driven to extremities—The water jump—An aged person
+comes to the rescue—A classical banquet at Ried—The
+old curé and his hospitality—A wasted life?</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg096">96</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER V.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Chamouni again—The hotel <hi rend='italic'>clientèle</hi>—A youthful hero—The inevitable
+English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream
+of the future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine
+literature—A condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A
+double <q>Brocken</q>—A hill-side phenomenon and
+a familiar character—A strong argument—Halting doubts
+and fears—A digression on mountaineering accidents—<q>From
+gay to grave, from lively to severe</q>—The storm
+breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating the air—The
+ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A topographical
+problem and a cool proposal—The descent down
+the Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert
+path and its frequenters</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg130">130</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER VI.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><q><foreign rend='italic'>Decies repetita placebit</foreign></q></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions
+on the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the
+Aiguilles du Dru and Verte—<q>Défendu de passer par là</q>—Distance
+lends enchantment—Other climbers attack the
+peak—View of the mountain from the Col de Balme—We
+try the northern side, and fail more signally than usual—Showing
+that mountain fever is of the recurrent type—We
+take seats below, but have no opportunity of going up
+higher<pb n='xii'/><anchor id='Pgxii'/>—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A spasmodic
+start, and another failure—A change of tactics and a new
+leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes at
+Chamouni—The art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims
+the man—A canine acquaintance—A new ally—The
+turning-point of the expedition—A rehearsal for the final
+performance—A difficult descent—A blank in the narrative—A
+carriage misadventure—A penultimate failure—We start
+with two guides and finish with one—The rocks of the Dru—Maurer
+joins the party—Our nineteenth attempt—A
+narrow escape in the gully—The arête at last—The final
+scramble—Our foe is vanquished and decorated—The return
+journey—Benighted—A moonlight descent—We are graciously
+received—On <q>fair</q> mountaineering—The prestige
+of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—<q>Heut’ Abend
+grosses Feuerwerkfest</q>—Chamouni dances and shows hospitality—The
+scene closes in </cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg169">169</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER VII.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">1. <hi rend='italic'>A Pardonable Digression.</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate memory—Sub-Alpine
+walks: their admirers and their recommendations—The
+<q>High-Level Route</q>—The Ruinette—An infallible
+prescription for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation
+on grass slopes—The agile person’s acrobatic feats—The
+psychological effects of sunrise—The ascent of the
+Ruinette—We return to our mutton at Arolla—A vision on
+the hill-side.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">2. <hi rend='italic'>A Little Maiden.</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains
+drained dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its
+good points as a mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An
+undesirable tenement to be let unfurnished—An
+evicted family—A rapid act of mountaineering—On the
+<pb n='xiii'/><anchor id='Pgxiii'/>pleasures of little climbs—The various methods of making
+new expeditions on one mountain—On the mountaineer who
+has nothing to learn, and his consequent ignorance </cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg236">236</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER VIII.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Long <q>waits</q> and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary
+vehicle—A straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The
+niece to the moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic
+interlude—We become thoughtful, and reach the height of
+sentiment and the top of the Mont Buet—Some other members
+of the party—The mountaineers perform—How glissading
+ambition did o’erleap itself—A vision on the summit—The
+moralist leaves us for a while—Entertainment at the Bérard
+Chalet—View of the Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg266">266</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER IX.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">A FRAGMENT</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages
+to the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of
+the Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in
+the balance—A very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The
+perils of the descent—I plunge <hi rend='italic'>in medias res</hi>—A
+flying descent</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><anchor id="corrxiv"/><corr sic="290"><ref target="Pg291">291</ref></corr></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center">CHAPTER X.</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center"><hi rend="small">THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine
+Club—The founders of mountaineering—The growth of the
+ <pb n='xiv'/><anchor id='Pgxiv'/>amusement—Novelty and exploration—The formation of
+centres—Narrowing of the field of mountaineering—The upward
+limit of mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern
+development of climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr.
+Graham’s experience—The ascent of great heights—Mr.
+Grove’s views—Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s balloon
+experiences—Reasons for dissenting from Mr. Glaisher’s
+views—The possibility of ascending Mount Everest—Physiological
+aspect of the question—Acclimatisation to great
+heights—The direction in which mountaineering should be
+developed—The results that may be obtained—Chamouni a
+century hence—A Rip van Winkle in the Pennine Alps—The
+dangers of mountaineering—Conclusion</cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="Pg300">300</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ </table>
+ <milestone unit="tb" rend="rule: 15%"/>
+ <table rend="tblcolumns:'lw(52m) r'; latexcolumns:'p{6cm}r'">
+ <row>
+ <cell rend="center" cols="2"><hi rend="font-size: large">ILLUSTRATIONS</hi></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell><hi rend='smallcaps'>The Bietschhorn from the Petersgrat</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><hi rend='italic'><ref target="Pgii">Frontispiece</ref></hi></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell><hi rend='smallcaps'>The Aiguille du Dru from the South</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="fig169"><hi rend='italic'>to face page</hi> 169</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell><hi rend='smallcaps'>A Vision on a Summit</hi></cell>
+ <cell rend="text-align: right"><ref target="fig282">"     282</ref></cell>
+ </row>
+ </table>
+
+ </div>
+</front>
+<body rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='1'/><anchor id='Pg001'/>
+<p rend="center"><hi rend="font-size: xx-large">ABOVE THE SNOW LINE</hi></p>
+
+ <div type="chapter" n="1">
+<index index="toc" level1="I. An expedition in the olden style"/>
+<index index="pdf" level1="I. An expedition in the olden style"/>
+<head>CHAPTER I.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">AN EXPEDITION IN THE OLDEN STYLE</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Buried records—<hi rend='italic'>Litera scripta manet</hi>—The survival of the unfit—A
+literary octopus—Sybaritic mountaineering—On mountain
+<q>form</q>—Lessons to be learned in the Alps—The growth and
+spread of the climbing craze—Variations of the art—A tropical
+day in the valley—A deserted hostelry—The hotel staff appears
+in several characters—Ascent of the Balfrinhorn—Our baggage
+train and transport department—A well-ventilated shelter—On
+sleeping out: its advantages on the present occasion—The Mischabelhörner
+family group—A plea for Saas and the Fée plateau—We
+attack the Südlenzspitz—The art of detecting hidden
+crevasses—Plans for the future—Sentiment on a summit—The
+feast is spread—The Alphubeljoch—We meet our warmest
+welcome at an inn.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+There exists a class of generously-minded folk who
+display a desire to improve their fellow-creatures
+and a love for their species, by referring pointedly to
+others for the purpose of mentioning that the objects
+of their remarks have never been guilty of certain
+enormities: a critical process, which is about equivalent
+to tarring an individual, but, from humanitarian
+considerations, omitting to feather him also. The
+<pb n='2'/><anchor id='Pg002'/>ordeal, as applied to others, is unwarrantable; but
+there is a certain odd pleasure in subjecting oneself
+to it. Now, it is but a paraphrase to say that the
+more we go about, the more, in all probability, shall
+we be strengthened in the conviction that the paradise
+of fools must have a large acreage. The average
+Briton has a constantly present dread that he is likely
+to do something to justify his admission into that
+department of Elysium. The thought that he has
+so qualified, will wake him up if it crosses his mind
+even in a dream, or make his blood run cold—whatever
+that may mean—in his active state. Thus it
+falls out that he is for ever, as it were, conning over
+the pass-book of his actions, and marvelling how
+few entries he can find on the credit side, as he
+does so. It is asserted as a fact (and it were hard
+to gainsay the sentiment), that <hi rend='italic'>Litera scripta manet</hi>.
+No doubt; but how much more obtrusively true is it
+that printed matter is as indestructible as the Hydra?
+It has occurred sometimes to the writer, on very,
+very sleepless nights, to take down from a shelf, to
+slap the cover in order to get rid of a considerable
+amount of dust, and to peruse, in a volume well-known
+to all members of the Alpine Club, accounts written
+years before, of early mountain expeditions. To trace
+in some such way, at any rate to search for, indications
+of a fancied development of mind has a curious
+fascination for the solitary man. Effusions which an
+<pb n='3'/><anchor id='Pg003'/>author would jealously hide away from the eyes of his
+friends, have a strangely absorbing interest to the
+man who reflects that he himself was their perpetrator.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The survival of the unfit</note>
+
+<p>
+We most of us, whatever principles we assert on the
+matter, keep stowed away, in some corner or another,
+the overflow of a fancied talent. The form varies:
+it may, perhaps, be a five act tragedy, possibly a
+psychological disquisition, or a sensational novel in
+three volumes of MS. It is a satisfaction to turn
+such treasures out from time to time when no eyes
+are upon us, even if it be only to thank Heaven
+devoutly that they have always lain unknown and
+uncriticised. <q>Il n’y a rien qui rafraichisse le sang
+comme d’avoir su éviter de faire une sottise.</q> Of
+work done, of which the author had no especial
+reason to be proud, a feeling of thankfulness in a
+lesser degree may arise from the consciousness that,
+if ever recognised at all, it is now, happily, forgotten.
+So have these early effusions sometimes amused,
+not infrequently astounded, and at the worst have
+nearly always brought the wished-for slumber; and
+yet in Alpine writings the same accounts were for
+the most part as faithful representations as the writer
+could set down on paper of impressions made at
+the time. It has often occurred to me to ask what
+manner of description a writer would give of an
+expedition made many years before. How would the
+lapse of time influence him? Would he make light
+<pb n='4'/><anchor id='Pg004'/>of whatever danger there was? Would the picture
+require a very decided coat of varnish to make it at
+all recognisable? Would the crudities come out still
+more strongly, or would the colours all have faded
+and sunk harmoniously together in his picture? The
+speculation promised to be interesting enough to
+make it worth while to give practical effect to the
+idea. Now the expedition narrated in this chapter
+was made in 1870, and possibly, therefore, if a description
+were worth giving at all, it had better have
+been given fresh. We can always find some proverb
+tending more or less to justify any course of action
+that we may be desirous of pursuing, and by distorting
+the meaning of a quotation manage to serve our own
+ends. Of all the ill-used remarks of this nature, surely
+the most often employed is, <q>Better late than never;</q>
+the extreme elasticity of which saying, in the application
+thereof, is well evidenced by the doctor who
+employed it in justification of his late arrival when he
+came on a professional visit to the lady and found the
+baby learning its alphabet.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Sybaritic mountaineering</note>
+
+<p>
+When an aquarium was a fashionable resort,
+amongst a good many queer and loose fish, we became
+familiar with a monstrously ill-favoured beast
+called a cuttle-fish: and may have had a chance of
+seeing how the animal, if attacked by his physical
+superior, resorted to the ingenious plan of effusing
+a quantity of ink, and, under cover of this, retreating
+<pb n='5'/><anchor id='Pg005'/>hastily backwards out of harm’s way. There are
+some, less ingenuous than the Octopus, who retreat
+first into obscurity and then pour out their effusion of
+ink. But it is more common to use the flare of an
+epigram or of a proverb, as a conjurer does his wand,
+to distract attention for the moment and divert the
+thought current from matters we do not wish to be
+too evident. At any rate, I must in the present instance
+lay under tribute the author of Proverbs, and
+add another straw to the already portentous burden
+that they who wish to compound for literary sins have
+already piled on his back. Apologising is, however, a
+dangerous vice, as a well-known writer has remarked.
+The account, though a sort of literary congenital
+cripple, has still a prescriptive right to live. Besides
+this expedition was undertaken in the pre-Sybaritic age
+of mountaineering, and before the later refinements of
+that art and science had taken firm hold of its
+votaries. What would the stern explorers of former
+time have thought, or said, if they had perceived
+persons engaged on the glaciers sitting down on camp-stools
+to a light refection of truffle pie and cold punch?
+Such banquets are not uncommon now, though precisians
+with a tendency to dyspepsia still object
+strongly to them. In those days, too, mountaineers
+were not so much differentiated that climbers were
+talked of by their fellows like cricketers are described
+in the book of Lillywhite. <q>Jones,</q> for instance, <q>is a
+<pb n='6'/><anchor id='Pg006'/>brilliant cragsman, but inclined to be careless on
+moraines.</q> <q>Noakes,</q> again, <q>remarkably sure and steady
+on snow, fairly good in a couloir, would do better if he
+did not possess such an astounding appetite and would
+pay more attention to the use of the rope.</q> <q>Stokes
+possesses remarkable knowledge of the Alps; on rocks
+climbs with his head; we wish we could say honestly
+that he can climb at all with his hands and feet.</q>
+<q>Thompson, first-rate step-cutter; walks on snow with
+the graceful gait and unlaboured action of a shrimp-catcher
+at his work: kicks down every loose stone he
+touches.</q> Thus different styles of climbing are recognised.
+<q>Form,</q> as it is called in climbing, was in the
+old days an unknown term, and yet it is probable that
+the <q>form</q> was by no means inferior to any that can
+be shown now-a-days. The reason is obvious enough
+and the explanation lies simply in the fact that the
+apprenticeship served in the mountains was then
+much longer than it is now. People did not so often
+try to ride a steeple-chase before they had learnt to
+sit in a saddle, or appreciated that the near side was
+the best by which to get up. When this particular
+expedition was made (towards which I feel that I am
+an unconscionable time in making a start) I had been
+five or six seasons in the Alps, during the first two of
+which I had never set foot on a snow-slope. There
+had always seemed to me from the first, to be so much
+absolutely to learn in mountaineering: there is no
+<pb n='7'/><anchor id='Pg007'/>less now, indeed there is more, for the science has
+been developed, but it seems beyond doubt, that fewer
+people recognise the fact. Like most other arts, it
+can only be learnt in one way, by constant practice, by
+constant care and attention and by always doing everything
+in the mountains to the best of one’s ability.
+Too many may seem to think that there is a royal
+road, and fail to recognise that a plebeian does not alter
+his status by walking along this variety of highway.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The growth of the climbing craze</note>
+
+<p>
+Time rolled on. The fascination of climbing
+spread abroad, and it followed with the increasing
+number of mountaineers that more and more difficulties
+were experienced in attempts to diversify the
+sport in the Alps alone, and in emerging from the
+common herd of climbers. Then a new danger arose.
+The sport grew fashionable—a serious symptom to
+its true lovers. Books of Alpine adventure readily
+found readers; novels, and other forms of nonsense,
+were written about the mountains; accounts of new
+expeditions were telegraphed at once to all parts of
+the world, and found as important a place in the
+newspapers as the Derby betting, or the latest reports
+as to the precise medical details of some eminent person’s
+internal complaint. Still further did the craving
+for novelty spread, and more strange did the means of
+satisfying it become. The mountains were ascended
+without guides: in winter; by people afflicted with
+mental aberration who wore tall hats and frock coats
+<pb n='8'/><anchor id='Pg008'/>on the glaciers; by persons who were ignorant of the
+laws of optics as applied to large telescopes; in bad
+weather, by wrong routes and so forth. Then, too,
+set in what may be called the variation craze. This
+is very infectious. For those who can see no beauty in
+a scene that some one else has gazed on before it is
+still a passion. We may still at times, in the Alps,
+hear people say, <q>Oh yes, that is a very fine expedition,
+no doubt, but I don’t think I care much about
+undertaking it; you see so and so has done it;
+couldn’t we manage to strike out a different line?</q>
+The result is a <q>variation</q> expedition. The composer
+when hard driven, and not strongly under the influence
+of the Muse, will at times take some innocent,
+simple melody and submit it to exquisite torture by
+writing what he is pleased to call variations. Sometimes
+he will not rest till he has perpetrated as many
+as thirty-two on some innocent little tune of our
+childhood. The original air becomes entirely lost,
+like a sixpence buried in a flour bag, and we may
+marvel, for instance, as may the travelled American,
+at the immense amount of foreign matter that may be
+introduced into <q>Home, sweet home.</q> Even so does
+the climber sometimes practise his art. But for one
+who entertains a strict respect for the old order of
+things, and for the memory of an age of mountaineering
+now rapidly passing into oblivion, to write in any
+such strain would be intolerable. And so, even as a
+<pb n='9'/><anchor id='Pg009'/>theatrical manager when his brilliant play, stolen, or,
+as it is generally described, <q>adapted,</q> from the French,
+does not run, I may be allowed to raise the curtain on
+a revival of the old drama, a comedy in one short
+act, and not provided with any very thrilling <q>situations.</q>
+The <q>scenarium</q> lay ready to hand in the
+leaves of an old journal, which may possibly share,
+with other old leaves, the property of being rather
+dry. But we are meandering, as it were, in the
+valleys, and run some risk of digressing too far from
+the path which should lead to the mountain in hand.
+There is a story of a clergyman who selected a rather
+long text as a preface to his discourse, and finding,
+when he had read it at length a second time, that his
+congregation were mostly disposed in attitudes which
+might be of attention, but which were, at the same
+time, suggestive of slumber, wisely concluded to defer
+enlarging upon it till a more fitting occasion, and dismissed
+his hearers, or at any rate those present, with
+the remark that they had heard his text and that he
+would not presume to mar its effectiveness by any
+exordium upon it. <hi rend='italic'>Revenons.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A tropical day in the valley</note>
+
+<p>
+In the early part of August 1870, our party walked
+one sultry day up the Saas Valley. The dust glittered
+thick and yellow on our boots. Many of the smaller
+brooks had struck work altogether, while the main
+river was reduced to a clear stream trickling lazily
+down between sloping banks of rounded white boulders
+<pb n='10'/><anchor id='Pg010'/>that shone with a painful glare in the strong sunlight.
+The more muscular of the grasshoppers found their
+limbs so lissom in the warmth that they achieved the
+most prodigious leaps out of sheer lightheartedness;
+for they sprang so far that they could have had no
+definite idea where they might chance to light. On
+the stone walls busy little lizards, with heaving flanks,
+scurried about with little fitful spurts, and vanished
+abruptly into the crannies, perpetually playing hide
+and seek with each other, and always seeming out of
+breath. The foliage drooped motionless in the heavy
+air and the shadows it cast lengthened along the dusty
+ground as steadily as the streak on a sundial. The
+smoke from the guides’ pipes (and guides, like itinerant
+nigger minstrels, always have pipes in their mouths
+when moving from the scene of one performance to
+another) hung in mid air, and the vile choking smell
+of the sputtering lucifer matches was perceptible when
+the laggards reached the spot where a man a hundred
+yards ahead had lighted one of these abominations.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+To pass under the shade of a walnut tree was refreshing
+like a cold douche; and to step forth again
+into the heat and glare made one almost gasp.
+Flannel shirts were miserably inadequate to the strain
+put upon their absorbent qualities. The potatoes and
+cabbages were white and piteously dusty. Even the
+pumpkins seemed to be trying to bury their plump
+forms in the cool recesses of the earth. Everywhere
+<pb n='11'/><anchor id='Pg011'/>there seemed a consciousness as of a heavy droning
+hum. All of which may be concisely summed up in
+the now classical opening remark of a well-known
+comedy character, one <q>Perkyn Middlewick</q> to wit,
+<q>It’s ’ot.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A deserted hostelry</note>
+
+<p>
+When within a little distance of the hotel I enquired
+whether it was worth while for one of the
+party to push on to secure rooms. The guides thought,
+on the whole, that it was unnecessary, and this opinion
+was justified subsequently by the fact that we found
+ourselves the sole occupants of the hotel during the
+week or so that we remained in the district. It was
+the year of the war; ugly rumours were about, but
+very few tourists. Selecting, therefore, the most
+luxurious apartment, and having given over to the care
+of one Franz, who appeared in the character of <q>boots</q>
+to the hotel, a remarkable pair of cowhide brogues of
+original design, as hard as sabots and much more uncomfortable,
+I sat down on a stone slab, in order to
+cool down to a temperature that might permit of dining
+without fear of imperilling digestion. So pleased were
+the hotel authorities at the presence of a traveller that
+they exerted themselves to the utmost to entertain
+us well, and with remarkable results. I find a record
+of the dinner served. There were ten dishes in consecutive
+order, exclusive of what Americans term <q>fixings.</q>
+As to the nature of nine it was difficult to speak with
+any degree of certainty, but the tenth was apparently
+<pb n='12'/><anchor id='Pg012'/>a blackbird that had perished of starvation and whose
+attenuated form the chef had bulged out with extraneous
+matter. Franz, who seemed to be a sort of
+general utility man to the establishment, had thrown
+off, with the ease of a Gomersal or a Ducrow, the outward
+habiliments of a boots and appeared now as a
+waiter, in a shirt so hard and starched that he was
+unable to bend and could only button his waistcoat by
+the sense of touch. The repast over, Franz removed
+the shirt front and unbent thereupon in manner as in
+person. Assuming engaging airs, he entered into
+conversation, disappearing however for short intervals
+at times, in order, as might be inferred from certain
+sounds proceeding from an adjoining apartment, to
+discharge the duties of a chamber-maid. Subsequently
+it transpired that he was the proprietor of the hotel.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The hut above Fée</note>
+
+<p>
+We agreed to commence our mountaineering by an
+ascent of the Balfrinhorn, a most charming walk
+and one which even in those days was considered a
+gentle climb. There are few peaks about this district
+which will better repay the climber of moderately high
+ambition, and it is possible to complete the expedition
+without retracing the steps. There is no danger, and
+it is hard to say to what part of the mountain an
+enthusiast would have to go in order to discover any:
+so the expedition, though perhaps prosaic, is still very
+interesting throughout and quite in the olden style.
+The solitude at the hotel was somewhat dull, and the
+<pb n='13'/><anchor id='Pg013'/>conversational powers of the guides soon exhausted if
+we travelled beyond the subject of chamois hunting, I
+did indeed try on one occasion to explain to them, in
+answer to an earnest request, the military system of
+Great Britain. But, with a limited vocabulary, the
+task was not easy and, as I could not think of any
+words to express what was meant by red tape, circumlocution,
+and short service, my exposition was limited
+to enlarging on the facts that the warriors of my
+native country were exceeding valiant folk with very
+fine chests, that they wore highly padded red coats
+and little hats like half bonbon boxes cocked on one
+side and that they would never consent to be slaves.
+Burgener, anxious for some more stirring expedition,
+suggested that we should climb the Dom from the
+Saas side or make a first ascent of the Südlenzspitz.
+We had often talked of the former expedition, which
+had not at the time been achieved, and, in order to
+facilitate its accomplishment, divers small grants of
+money had been sent out from England to be expended
+in the construction of a hut some five hours’ walk
+above Fée. In answer to enquiries, the guides reported
+with no small amount of pride, that the building
+had been satisfactorily completed and they were
+of opinion that it was ready for occupation. At some
+length the process of building was described and it
+really seemed from their account that they had caused
+to be erected a shelter of unduly pretentious
+dimen<pb n='14'/><anchor id='Pg014'/>sions. It appeared, however, that the residence was
+equally well placed to serve as a shelter for an ascent
+of the Südlenzspitz and we decided ultimately to
+attack that peak first. Great preparations were
+made; an extensive assortment of very inferior
+blankets was produced and spread out in the road in
+front of the hotel, either for airing or some other ill-defined
+purpose, possibly from some natural pride in
+the extensive resources of the hotel. Then they pulled
+down and piled into a little stack, opposite the front
+door, fire wood enough to roast an ox, or convert an
+enthusiast into a saint.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">How ruin seized a roofless thing</note>
+
+<p>
+One fine afternoon we started. The entire staff and
+<hi rend='italic'>personnel</hi> of the hotel would have turned out to wish
+us good luck, but did not actually do so, as he was
+engaged in a back shed milking a cow. Laden with a
+large bundle of fire wood, I toiled up the steep grass
+slopes above Fée, leading to the Hochbalm glacier.
+The day was oppressively hot, and I was not wholly
+ungrateful on finding that the string round my bundle
+was loose and that the sticks dropped out one after
+another: accordingly I selected a place in the extreme
+rear of the caravan, lest my delinquencies should perchance
+be observed. The sun beat mercilessly down
+upon our backs on these bare slopes and we sighed
+involuntarily for Vallombrosa or Monaco or some
+equally shady place. The guides, who up to that time
+had spoken of their building as if it were of somewhat
+<pb n='15'/><anchor id='Pg015'/>palatial dimensions, now began rather to disparage
+the construction. Doubts were expressed as to the
+effects certain storms and heavy falls of snow might
+have had on it and regrets that the weather had
+prevented the builders from attending as minutely to
+details of finish and decoration as they could have
+wished. Putting this and that together, I came to
+the conclusion that the erection would probably be
+found to display but indifferent architectural merit.
+However, there was nothing better to look forward to.
+<q>Where is it?</q> <q>Oh, right up there, under the big
+cliff, close to where Alexander is.</q> In the dim distance
+could be distinguished the form of our guide as
+a little dark mass progressing on two pink flesh-coloured
+streaks, striding rapidly up the hill. The
+phenomenon of colour was due to the fact that,
+prompted by the sultriness of the day, Alexander had
+adopted in his garb a temporary variation of the
+Highland costume. A few minutes later he joined us,
+clothed indeed, and in a right, but still a melancholy
+frame of mind. Shaking his head sadly, he explained
+that a grievous disaster had taken place, evidently in
+the spring. The forebodings of the constructively-minded
+rustics we had left below, who knew about as
+much of architecture as they did of metaphysics,
+proved now to be true. They had remarked that they
+feared lest some chance stone should have fallen, and
+possibly have inflicted damage on the hut. Why they
+<pb n='16'/><anchor id='Pg016'/>had selected a site where such an accident might
+happen, was not at the moment quite obvious, but it
+became so later on. Burgener told us that the roof
+had been carried away. Beyond question the roof
+was gone; at any rate it was not there, and the rock
+must have fallen in a remarkable way indeed, for the
+cliff above was slightly overhanging, and the falling
+boulder, which was held accountable for the disaster,
+had carried away every vestige of wood-work about
+the place, not leaving even a splinter or a chip.
+However, to the credit of the builders, be it said that
+they had tidied up and swept very nicely, for there
+was no sawdust to be seen anywhere, nor indeed, any
+trace of carpentering work. The hut consequently
+resolved itself into a semi-circular stone wall, very
+much out of the perpendicular, built against a rock
+face. The chief architect, evidently a thoughtful
+person, had not omitted to leave a door. But it was
+easier on the whole to step over the wall, which I did,
+with as much scorn as Remus himself could have
+thrown into the action when seeking to aggravate his
+brother Romulus. So we entered into possession of
+the premises without, at any rate, the trouble of any
+preliminary legal formalities.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On sleeping out</note>
+
+<p>
+In the matter of sleeping out, all mountaineers
+pass, provided they keep long enough at it, through
+three stages. In the early period, when imbued with
+what has been poetically termed the <q>ecstatic alacrity</q>
+<pb n='17'/><anchor id='Pg017'/>of youth, they burn with a desire to undergo hardship
+on mountains. Possibly a craving for sympathy
+in discomfort—that most universal of human attributes—prompts
+them to spend their nights in the
+most unsuitable places for repose. The practical
+carrying out of this tendency is apt to freeze very
+literally their ardour; at least, it did so in our case.
+Then follows a period during which the climber laughs
+to scorn any idea of dividing his mountain expedition.
+He starts the moment after midnight and plods along
+with a gait as free and elastic as that of a stage
+pilgrim or a competitor in a six days’ <q>go-as-you-please</q>
+pedestrian contest: for those who have a certain
+gift of somnambulism this method has its advantages.
+Finally comes a stage when the climber’s one
+thought is to get all the enjoyment possible out of his
+expedition and to get it in the way that seems best
+at the time. Now again he may be found at times
+tenanting huts, or the forms of shelter which are
+supposed to represent them. But his manner is
+changed; he no longer travels burdened with the impedimenta
+of his earlier days. He never looks at his
+watch now, except to ascertain the utmost limit of
+time he can dwell on a view. With advancing years
+and increasing Alpine wisdom, he derides the idea of
+accurately timing an expedition. His pedometer is
+probably left at home; he eats whenever he is hungry,
+and ceases to consider it a <hi rend='italic'>sine quâ non</hi> that he must
+<pb n='18'/><anchor id='Pg018'/>return to hotel quarters in time for dinner. Nor does
+he ever commit the youthful folly of walking at the
+rate of five miles an hour along the mule path in the
+valley or the high road at the end of an expedition,
+gaining thereby sore feet and absolutely nothing else.
+When he has reached this stage, however, he is considered
+<hi rend='italic'>passé</hi>; and when he has reached this stage
+he probably begins really to appreciate to the full the
+depth of the charm to be found in mountaineering.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But I digress even as the driven pig. A miserable
+night did we spend behind the stone wall. About
+9 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> came a furious hail-storm: at 10 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> rain fell
+heavily: at 11 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> snow began and went on till daybreak
+about 4 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> At 5 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> we got up quite stiff
+and stark like a recently killed villain of melodrama,
+when carried off the stage by four supers. By 6 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi>
+I had got into my boots. At 9 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> we swooped down
+once more on Franz at the hotel at Saas, persuaded
+him to relinquish certain scavenging occupations in
+which he was engaged, and to resume his post of
+waiter. A day or two later we sought our shelter
+once more. No luxurious provisions did we take with
+us. Some remarkable red wine, so sour that it forced
+one involuntarily to turn the head round over the
+shoulder on drinking it, filled one knapsack. The
+other contained slices of bread with parallel strata of
+a greasy nature intervening. These were spoken of,
+when we had occasion to allude to them, as
+sand<pb n='19'/><anchor id='Pg019'/>wiches. The fat was found to be an excellent
+emollient to my boots.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Südlenzspitz</note>
+
+<p>
+The Südlenzspitz, though tall, labours under the
+topographical disadvantage of being placed in the
+company of giants. Close by, on the north side, is
+the Nadelhorn (14,876 ft.), while to the south, at no
+great distance, the Dom towers far above, reaching
+a height of 14,942 feet. In the Federal map of
+Switzerland (which is not very accurate in its delineation
+of the Saas district), the height of the
+Südlenzspitz is marked as 14,108 ft. North and south
+from the Südlenzspitz, stretch away well-marked,
+but not particularly sharp ridges, the northern being
+chiefly of snow, and inclined at a moderate angle.
+To the east, a sharper rocky ridge falls away, terminating
+below, after the fashion of a <q>rational</q>
+divided skirt, in two undecided continuations which
+enclosed the Fall glacier. Climbing up by this ridge,
+Mr. W. W. Graham ascended the mountain in 1882.
+The <q>variation</q> is described as presenting very serious
+difficulties. But in our day, the old-fashioned custom
+of ascending mountains by the most obviously practicable
+way was still in vogue, and we decided, therefore,
+to make for the northern buttress. Leaping
+over the wall enclosing the ground-floor of our bivouac,
+we descended on to the Hochbalm glacier, made our
+way across the upper snow basin, and in good time
+reached the foot of the slope no great distance south
+<pb n='20'/><anchor id='Pg020'/>of the Nadelhorn. The view during this part of the
+walk is very characteristic of the range. From almost
+any point of view, the traveller is surrounded on three
+sides by a clearly marked amphitheatre of very beautifully
+formed mountains. On the right, the shapely
+little Ulrichshorn rises up in a self-sufficient manner,
+like a single artichoke in a vegetable dish. In front
+is the mass of the Nadelhorn and Südlenzspitz, while,
+looking back, the view of the mountains on the east
+side of the Saas valley is one of great and varied
+beauty. It must be confessed that these statements
+are derived principally from a contemplation of the
+map, for, to tell the truth, the recollection of the
+panorama we actually saw is rather indistinct. This
+much, however, I may record with confidence; that in
+all parts of the Saas district, the views struck me,
+in a day when I did not very much look at them,
+as possessing strong individuality and the greatest
+beauty.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A plea for Saas and Fée</note>
+
+<p>
+The Zermatt district may be still more striking,
+and they who have no time to visit both, no doubt do
+wisely to seek the more hackneyed valley. But for
+such as do not look upon guide-book statements as
+the dicta of an autocrat, and can exercise a thousandth
+part of the independence of judgment they manifest
+in the ordinary affairs of life, a brief deviation to the
+Saas country will come as a revelation. After the
+crowd, dust, and bustle of the highway to the
+re<pb n='21'/><anchor id='Pg021'/>cognised centre of the Alps, to turn aside to this
+region is a relief, like stepping out of a crowded ball-room
+on to a verandah, or gliding away in a gondola
+from the railway station at Venice. Look, too, at
+the architecture of the great mountains here, and the
+spectator will perceive how nature has succeeded to
+perfection in achieving what all artists fail in doing;
+that is in designing, and in a manner that precludes
+criticism, a pendant; and a pendant too to the Zermatt
+panorama. The necessary object in the foreground
+of the picture—which we all know to be an
+hotel—is provided. Who but nature would think of
+framing a pure white picture in a setting of the soft
+green pastures below, and the deep blue sky above?
+but here it is, and it is perfect. Yet the blue of the
+sky is repeated in the picture, for the towering séracs
+throw azure shadows on the satin-smooth snow slopes
+at their feet. Rest, strength, eternal solidity above in
+the mountain forms and crags; repose, softness, and
+the charm of a brightness below that must yield and
+fade before long to gather force for fresh development
+and renewal. No need to seek far for a parallel in our
+human world. Between the two districts, Zermatt and
+Saas-Fée, there is but the difference between the man
+who impresses at once by the force of character, and
+the man who has to be studied and learned before we
+recognise that he is something beyond the ordinary
+run of our fellow-creatures.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='22'/><anchor id='Pg022'/>
+<note place="margin">We attack the Südlenzspitz</note>
+<p>
+Before leaving England we had made tolerably
+minute inquiries, but had failed to discover any record
+of a previous ascent of the Südlenzspitz, though, as
+suggested by Mr. W. M. Conway, the mountain may
+have been previously climbed by Mr. Chapman. Some
+uncertainty, therefore, whether we should find any
+traces of previous climbers, gave the required piquancy
+to the expedition. We made at once up the slope
+for a long rocky buttress, and towards a part of the
+mountain down which the guides asserted stones had
+been known to fall in the afternoon. This statement
+was probably made with a view of encouraging their
+charge to greater exertions, for an old sprained ankle
+compelled me to the continual necessity of putting my
+best foot foremost in walking over difficult places.
+Still, the rocks were at no point very formidable, and
+progress was rendered somewhat easier by the fact
+that no critical companion was with me, so I felt at
+perfect liberty to transport myself upwards in any
+style that happened to suit the exigencies of the
+moment. I had not at that time quite passed the
+stage of believing all that the guides asserted with
+reference to the climbing capacities of the individual
+who pays them for assisting his locomotion, and had
+a distinct idea that I mastered all the obstacles in a
+particularly skilful manner. They said as much in
+fact, but reiterated their compliments so often that I
+somewhat fear now that I must frequently have given
+<pb n='23'/><anchor id='Pg023'/>occasion for these remarks of approbation; remarks
+which I have since observed are more frequently called
+forth to cover a blunder than to praise an exhibition of
+science. Probably my progress was about as graceful
+and sure as that of a weak-legged puppy placed for the
+first time in its life on a frozen pond, or a cockroach
+seeking to escape from the entrapping basin, for I had
+not then developed, in climbing rocks, the adhesive
+powers of—say the chest, which longer practice will
+sometimes furnish. We were accompanied by a
+porter of advanced years whose conversational powers
+were limited by an odd practice of carrying heavy
+parcels in his mouth. The day before he had carried
+up a large beam of wood for the camp fire in this
+manner. I never met a man with so much jaw and
+so little talk. He had apparently come out in order
+to practise himself for the mastication of the Saas
+mutton, for at the end of the day he would accept of
+nothing but a sum of two francs, for which I was very
+thankful. Similar disinterestedness in men of his
+class is not often met with nowadays.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The art of probing snow</note>
+<p>
+After awhile we left the buttress of rock and turned
+our attention to a snow slope and made our way up its
+crest. Here steps were necessary but there was no
+particular difficulty, for the slope resembled a modern
+French drawing-room tragedy, in that it was as broad
+as it was long. We had but to feel that the rope was
+taut, and could then look about with security. In good
+<pb n='24'/><anchor id='Pg024'/>time we stepped on to the ridge, and a glance upwards
+showed that the way was easy enough. We could not
+but feel that if we were to achieve the honour of a
+first ascent, such honour would be principally due to
+the fact that we had subdivided the secondary peaks
+of the chain more minutely than other travellers.
+The principle has been carried still further in these
+latter days, and as any little pale fish that can be
+caught and fried is considered whitebait, and any
+article that ladies choose to attach to their heads is
+termed a bonnet, so any point that can be climbed by
+an individual line of ascent is now held to be a separate
+mountain. A considerable snow cornice hung
+over on the northern side of the arête and great care
+was necessary, for the ridge itself was so broad and
+easy, that less careful guides might have made light
+of it; but Burgener, though he had already acquired
+a reputation for brilliancy and dash, never suffered
+himself for one moment to lose sight of the two great
+qualities in a guide, caution and thoroughness. At
+each step he probed the snow in front of him with all
+the diligence of a chiffonnier. It followed that our
+progress was somewhat slow, but it was none the less
+highly instructive. The accurate sense of touch in
+probing doubtful snow with the axe requires and
+deserves very much more practice than most people
+would imagine. The unpractised mountaineer may
+climb with more or less ease a difficult rock the first
+<pb n='25'/><anchor id='Pg025'/>time he is brought face to face with it, but long and
+carefully acquired experience is necessary before a
+man can estimate with certainty the bearing power
+of a snow bridge with a single thrust of the axe.
+Indeed many guides of reputation either do not possess
+or never acquire the muscular sense necessary to
+enable them to form a reliable opinion on this matter.
+As a rule, if the rope be properly used and such a
+mistake be made, somebody plunges through, is hauled
+out again and no harm is done; but there are occasions
+when serious accidents have happened, when probably
+lives have been lost owing to want of skilled
+knowledge in this detail of snow mountaineering. I
+have known guides who never failed when they came
+to a treacherous-looking bridge, to give it one apparently
+careless thrust with the axe and then walk
+across with perfect confidence; and I have seen
+others do exactly the same and disappear suddenly
+to cool regions below through the bridge; and <hi rend='italic'>vice
+versâ</hi>. The unskilful prober will make wide detours
+when he might go in safety, and the man of good
+snow touch will avoid what looks sound enough: till
+in returning, perhaps you see that the hard crust concealed
+but rotten things beneath: as in an ill-made
+dumpling. It needs no small amount of training
+to judge between the man who quickly and with
+certainty satisfies himself of the safety of a particular
+snow passage, and the man who is too careless
+<pb n='26'/><anchor id='Pg026'/>properly to investigate it; yet without such experience
+the amateur is not really able to decide whether a
+guide be a good or a bad one.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Sentiment on a summit</note>
+<p>
+Here and there along the ridge short rock passages
+gave a welcome relief and at length we stood on
+the highest point of the ridge which culminates so
+gently in the actual peak of the Südlenzspitz. Our
+first care was to scrape about and hunt diligently for
+traces of any previous party. No relic of conviviality
+could be found, and as all the flat stones about
+appeared to be in their natural state of disorder, we
+piled up some of them into a neat little heap, and
+came to the conclusion that we had performed very
+doughty deeds. But we were younger then. The
+sun was out, there was a dead calm, and we lay
+for a while basking in the warmth and planning a
+serious expedition for some future year. It may seem
+strange in these days of rocket-like mountaineering
+when the climber, like the poet, <hi rend='italic'>nascitur non fit</hi>, but
+the peak whose assault we discussed was none other
+than the Matterhorn. It was no longer thought
+that goblins and elves tenanted its crags; but although
+these spectres had not yet been frightened away and
+turned out of house and home by sardine boxes and
+broken bottles, some trace of prestige still adhered to
+the mountain. It had not then, like a galley slave,
+been bound with chains, or, even as a trussed chicken,
+girt about with many cords. Nor was the ascent of
+<pb n='27'/><anchor id='Pg027'/>the peak then talked about as carelessly as might be
+a walk along Margate pier. Alexander Burgener had
+never been up the peak, though he was most anxious
+to get an opportunity of doing so. I can remember
+well the advice that was given to me on the top of the
+Südlenzspitz to practise further on a few less formidable
+mountains before attacking the fascinating Mont
+Cervin itself. Alas for the old days and the old style
+of mountaineering! It may be doubted whether such
+discussions often take place nowadays; but then it
+was only my sixth season in the Alps. The following
+year we did hatch out the project laid on the top of
+the Südlenzspitz to climb the Matterhorn together.
+To this moment I can remember as I write every
+detail of the climb and every incident of the day as
+vividly as if it were yesterday; and what a splendid
+expedition it was then. The old, old fascination can
+never come back again in quite the same colours;
+better, perhaps, that it should not. Is it always true
+that <q>a sorrow’s crown of sorrow is remembering
+happier things</q>? Surely there is a keenness and a
+depth of pleasure to be found in recalling happiness,
+though it may never return in its old form; and the
+memory of pleasure just toned with a trace of sadness
+is one of the most profound emotions that can stir the
+human heart. Go on and climb the Alps ye that
+follow: nowhere else will you find the same pleasure.
+But it is changed, and in this amusement the old
+<pb n='28'/><anchor id='Pg028'/>fascination will never be quite the same to you. It
+may be, it will be, equally keen, but as there is a
+difference between skating on virgin ice and that which,
+though still good, is scored by marks of predecessors,
+so will you fail to find a something which in the olden
+days of mountaineering seemed always present. Go
+elsewhere if you will, and seek fresh fields for mountaineering
+enterprise in the Caucasus, the Himalayas,
+the Andes. There you will find the mountains have
+a charm of their own: the mark is as good, but it is
+not the Alpine mark. That has been taken by others.
+<hi rend='italic'>Beati possidentes.</hi>
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The feast is spread</note>
+<p>
+Judging by the nature of these sentiments it would
+seem that we must have become pensive to the verge
+of slumber while on the summit. In descending, we
+followed our morning’s tracks, and scorning the
+seductive shelter of the hut made straight down for
+the hotel. On this occasion we found Franz, who was
+a man of varied resources and accomplishments,
+hanging his shirt, which apparently he had just
+washed, up to dry. Our unexpected arrival appeared
+to disconcert him a little, for the straitened nature of
+his wardrobe precluded him, to his great disappointment,
+from appearing at dinner in full costume. He
+conceived, however, an ingenious, though somewhat
+transparent subterfuge, and made believe that he had
+got a bad cold in the chest which compelled him to
+button his coat up tight round the neck. In honour
+<pb n='29'/><anchor id='Pg029'/>of our achievements he said he would go down to the
+cellar and bring us up a curious old wine. The cellar
+consisted apparently of a packing-case in a shed. Old
+the wine may have been; curious it certainly was, for
+it possessed a strong heathery flavour and seemed to
+turn hot very suddenly and stick fast in the throat
+like champagne at a suburban charity ball. But
+nevertheless, with the remnants of the blackbird or
+some other <hi rend='italic'>rara avis</hi> made into a species of pie, we
+feasted royally.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A few days later we crossed over to Zermatt by
+the Alphubel Joch, a heavy fall of snow having prevented
+any idea of making our contemplated assault
+on the Dom. A Swiss gentleman of a lively nature
+and excessive loquacity accompanied us. He was not
+an adroit snow walker, and disappeared on some five
+or six occasions abruptly into crevasses. The moment,
+however, that he got his head out again, he resumed
+his narrative at the exact point at which it had been
+perforce broken off without exhibiting the least discomposure.
+The subject to which his remarks referred
+I did not succeed in ascertaining. We parted at a
+little chalet not far from the Riffel, leaving our friend
+lying flat on his back on the grass contemplating the sky
+with a fixed expression, with his hands folded over his
+waistcoat. He may have been a poet inspired with
+a sudden desire for composition for aught I know, or
+may have assumed this attitude as likely to facilitate
+<pb n='30'/><anchor id='Pg030'/>the absorption of a prodigious quantity of milk which
+he took at the chalet.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As we drew nearer to the odd mixture of highly
+coloured huts and comfortable hotels that make up
+the village of Zermatt, a sense of returning home
+crept over the mind, a consciousness of friends at
+hand, of warm welcomes, mixed with the half presentiment
+that is always felt on such occasions, that
+some change would be found; but happily it was not
+so. The roadway was in its former state; the cobble
+stones a trifle more irregular and worn more smooth,
+but still the same. The same guides, or their prototypes,
+were sitting on the same wall drumming their
+heels. The same artist was hard at work on a sketch
+of the Matterhorn in a field hard by. The same party
+just returning from the Görner Grat. The same
+man looking out with sun-scorched face from the salon
+window and the same click from the self-willed billiard
+balls on the uncertain table below. Ay, and the same
+unmistakable heartfelt greetings and handshakings at
+the door of the Monte Rosa. Churlish indeed should
+we have been if we had sighed to think that we had
+met our warmest welcome at an inn.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="2" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='31'/><anchor id='Pg031'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="II. The Rothhorn (Moming) from Zermatt"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="II. The Rothhorn (Moming) from Zermatt"/>
+<head>CHAPTER II.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">THE ROTHHORN (MOMING) FROM ZERMATT</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+The Alpine dramatis personæ—Mountaineering fact and romance—The
+thirst for novelty and its symptoms—The first ascent of the
+Moming—Preliminaries are observed—Rock <hi rend='italic'>v.</hi> snow mountains—The
+amateur and the guide on rocks and on snow—The programme
+is made out—Franz Andermatten—Falling stones in the
+<anchor id="corr031"/><corr sic="gulley">gully</corr>—We smooth away the difficulties—The psychological
+effects of reaching mountain summits—A rock bombardment and
+a narrow escape—The youthful tourist and his baggage—Hotel
+trials—We are interviewed—The gushers.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+The writer of an Alpine narrative labours under more
+disadvantages than most literary folk—if authors
+generally will permit the association, and allow that
+those who rush into print with their Alpine experiences
+have the smallest claim to be dignified with such a
+title. One drawback is that their accounts necessarily
+suffer from a paucity of characters. A five-act tragedy
+supported, to use a theatrical expression, by two walking
+gentlemen, one heavy lead and a low comedy
+<q>super,</q> might possibly pall upon an audience, but in
+Alpine literature, if I may be permitted to push the
+metaphor a little further, not only is this the case but
+the unhappy reader finds the characters like <q>barn
+<pb n='32'/><anchor id='Pg032'/>stormers</q> playing now comedy, now tragedy, and
+sometimes, it may possibly be added, dramas of
+romance.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Fact and romance</note>
+<p>
+Again, in all matters absolutely relating to mountaineering
+in the Alps, the narrator feels bound
+to stick to matters of fact. The drama of romance
+must be excluded from his répertoire, or, at any rate,
+very cautiously handled. I knew a man once, who
+on a single occasion went a-fishing in Norway and
+caught a salmon. Naturally he was proud of the
+achievement, and when in the company of brother
+sportsmen, would hold up his head, assume a knowing
+air, and take part in the conversation, such conversation
+relating, of course, to the size of the various fish
+those present had caught. Such unswerving and
+prosaic veracity did my friend possess, that, though
+sorely tempted as he must have been on many occasions,
+for ten years he never added a single ounce to
+the weight of his fish. A writer, an Alpine scribbler
+at any rate, is perhaps justified if he introduces
+incidents into an account of an expedition which may
+not have happened on that particular occasion, but
+which did happen on some other; and surely he
+may, without impropriety, romance a little on such
+part of his work as is not strictly geographical; for
+example, he may describe a chalet as being dirty,
+when according to the peasant’s standard of cleanliness
+it would have been considered spotless, or describe
+<pb n='33'/><anchor id='Pg033'/>a view as magnificent, when as a matter of fact he
+paid no attention to it, but he would be acting most
+culpably if he asserted that he got within fifty feet of
+the summit, well knowing that he was not fifty feet
+from the base of the peak, or if he stated that rocks
+were impossible, or an ice-fall impracticable, when the
+sole reason for his failure consisted in his being possessed
+with a strong desire to go back home. Of course
+a writer can only give his own impressions, and these
+are much tempered by increased experience and the
+lapse of time, but in taking up old accounts of
+Alpine work one not unfrequently finds a good deal
+of description that requires toning down. In these
+sketches I have striven honestly to render all that relates
+intimately to the actual mountains as accurate
+as possible, and would sooner be considered a dull than
+an unreliable historian.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is no easy matter to reproduce almost on the
+spot an account of a climb with absolute accuracy,
+however strong the desire may be to do so. Besides,
+a climber does not pursue his pastime with a note
+book perpetually open before him. If he does, his
+mountaineering is more of a business than he is
+usually willing to admit. The guide often, the
+amateur commonly, fails to recognise exactly from a
+distance a line of ascent or descent on rocks, though
+but just completed. Still more difficult is it to work
+out the precise details of a particular route on a map
+<pb n='34'/><anchor id='Pg034'/>or photograph. The microscopist knows that the
+higher powers of his instrument give him no additional
+insight into the structure of certain objects,
+but rather mislead. Even so may my readers be
+asked to employ but gymnoscopic criticism of these
+sketches.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The thirst for novelty</note>
+<p>
+In September 1872 our party reached Zermatt
+from Chamouni by the <q>high-level</q> route, a series of
+walks which no amount of familiarity will ever deprive
+of their charm, and concerning which more will be
+found elsewhere in this work. All Alpine climbers
+were then burning as fiercely as they ever did to
+achieve something new. They had just begun to
+realise that the stock of new peaks and passes was
+not inexhaustible, and that the supply was wholly
+inadequate to meet the demand. This feeling showed
+itself in various ways. Climbers looked upon each
+other with something of suspicion and jealousy, and
+if any new expedition was being planned by any one
+of their number the others would quickly recognise
+the state of affairs. If an Alpine man were found
+secreted in obscure corners conversing in a low voice
+with his guides and intent on a study of the map, or
+if he returned evasive answers when questioned as to
+his plans, he was at once set down as having, probably,
+a new expedition in mind. As for the guides,
+they assumed at once airs of importance, as does a
+commencing schoolboy newly arrayed in a tall hat,
+<pb n='35'/><anchor id='Pg035'/>and exhibited such mystery that their intentions were
+unmistakable. Their behaviour, indeed, may have
+been partly due to the fact that the natural efforts of
+their comrades to extract information was invariably
+accompanied by somewhat undue hospitality, and their
+brotherly feelings were usually expressed in an acceptably
+liquid form. As a rule such hospitality did not
+fail in its object. Whether due to a certain natural
+leakiness of mind on the part of the guides or not,
+I cannot say, but certainly the information always
+oozed out, and the intentions of the party were invariably
+thoroughly well known before the expedition
+actually started to achieve fresh glory. Every one of
+the first-rate peaks in the Zermatt district had been
+ascended, most of them over and over again, before
+1872, but the Rothhorn was still out of the pale of
+the Zermatt expeditions. Messrs. Leslie Stephen
+and F. Craufurd Grove, who first climbed the peak,
+ascended it from Zinal, and descended to the same
+place. It seemed to us, therefore, that if we could
+prove the accessibility of the mountain from Zermatt,
+we should do something more than merely climb the
+peak by a new route. The rocks looked attractive,
+and the peak itself lay so immediately above Zermatt
+that it seemed possible enough to make the ascent
+without sleeping out or consuming any great amount
+of time.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+We went through all the necessary preliminary
+<pb n='36'/><anchor id='Pg036'/>formalities. We assumed airs of mystery at times;
+why, I know not. We inspected distant peaks through
+the telescope. At other times we displayed an excess
+of candour, and talked effusively about districts remote
+from that which we intended to investigate.
+We climbed up a hill, and surveyed the face of our
+mountain through a telescope, thereby wasting a day
+and acquiring no information whatever. We pointed
+out to each other the parts of the mountain which
+appeared most difficult, and displayed marvellous differences
+of opinion on the subject, owing, as it is usually
+the case, to the circumstance that we were commonly,
+in all probability, talking at the same time about totally
+distinct parts of the peak. With the telescope I succeeded
+in discovering to my own entire satisfaction a
+perfectly impracticable route to the summit. Finally,
+in order that no single precaution might be omitted
+to ensure success, we sent up the guides to reconnoitre—a
+most useless proceeding. We had new
+nails put in our boots, ordered provisions, uncoiled
+our rope and coiled it up again quite unnecessarily,
+gave directions that we should be called at an unhallowed
+hour in the morning, and went to bed under
+the impression that we should not be object in the least
+to turn out at the time arranged.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Rock v. snow mountains</note>
+
+<p>
+It is on the rock mountains of Switzerland that
+the acme of enjoyment is to be found. Not that
+I wish to disparage the snow-peaks; but if a
+com<pb n='37'/><anchor id='Pg037'/>parison be instituted it is to most climbers, at any rate
+in their youthful days, infinitely in favour of the rock.
+Of course it may be argued that there are comparatively
+few mountains where the two are not combined.
+But a mountaineer classifies peaks roughly
+as rock or snow, according to the chief obstacles that
+each presents. A climber may encounter serious
+difficulties in the way of bergschrunds, steep couloirs,
+soft snow, and so forth; but if on the same expedition
+he meets with rocks which compel him to put
+forth greater energies and perseverance than the snow
+required, he will set the expedition down as a difficult
+rock climb, simply, of course, because the idea of
+difficulty which is most vividly impressed on his mind
+is in connection with that portion of his climb, and
+<hi rend='italic'>vice versâ</hi>. An undeniable drawback to the snow
+peaks consists in their monotony. The long series of
+steps that have to be cut at times, or the dreary wading
+for hours through soft or powdery snow, are not
+always forgotten in the pleasure of overcoming the
+difficulties of a crevasse, reaching the summit of a
+peak, or the excitement of a good glissade. It is the
+diversity of obstacles that meet the rock climber, the
+uncertainty as to what may turn up next, the doubt
+as to the possibility of finding the friendly crack or
+the apposite ledge, that constitute some of the main
+charms. Every step is different, every muscle is called
+into play as the climber is now flattened against a
+<pb n='38'/><anchor id='Pg038'/>rough slab, now abnormally stretched from one hold
+to another, or folded up like the conventional pictures
+of the ibex, and every step can be recalled afterwards
+with pleasure and amusement as the mountain is
+climbed over again in imagination.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The amateur and the guide</note>
+<p>
+But there is more than this; on rocks the amateur
+is much less dependent on his guides and has much
+more opportunity of exercising his own powers. It
+must be admitted that on rocks some amateurs are
+occasionally wholly dependent not on, but from their
+guides, and take no more active share in locomotion
+than does a bale of goods in its transit from a ship’s
+hold to a warehouse. Too often the amateurs who
+will not take the trouble to learn something of the
+science and art of mountaineering are but an impediment,
+an extra burden, as has been often said, to the
+guides. The guides have to hack out huge steps for
+their benefit. The amateurs wholly trust to them for
+steering clear of avalanches, rotten snow bridges, and
+the like. The amateur’s share in a snow ascent
+usually consists, in fact, either in counselling retreat,
+insisting on progress, indicating impossible lines of
+ascent, or in the highly intellectual and arithmetical
+exercise of counting the number of steps hewn out to
+ensure his locomotion in the proper direction.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Place the unpaid climber, on the other hand, on
+rocks. Here the probability is that a slip will entail
+no unpleasant consequences to anyone but the slipper.
+<pb n='39'/><anchor id='Pg039'/>The power of sustaining a sudden strain is so enormously
+increased when the hands have a firm grip
+that the amateur can, if he please, sprawl and
+scramble unaided over difficult places with satisfaction
+to himself and usually without risk to anyone else;
+that is, as soon as he has fully persuaded the guides (no
+easy task, I admit) that the process of pulling vehemently
+at the rope, possibly encircling his waist in a
+slip knot, is as detrimental to his equilibrium as it is to
+his digestion. Guides, however, as has been hinted,
+do not acknowledge this fact in animal mechanics,
+and their employers frequently experience as an acute
+torture that compressing process which, more deliberately
+applied, is not regarded by some as hurtful,
+but rather as a necessary accompaniment of fashionable
+attire. When the amateur has succeeded in
+overcoming the natural instinct of the guides to pull
+when there is no occasion to do so, he becomes a unit
+in the party, a burden of course, and a hindrance to
+some guides, but nothing to what he was on the
+snow.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Sentiments similar to the above have not unfrequently
+been set forth in print: they seldom, if ever,
+actuate the minds of mountaineers when actually
+engaged in their pastime or when describing their
+exploits to less skilled persons.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is great satisfaction, too, in translating
+one’s self over a given difficult rock passage without
+<pb n='40'/><anchor id='Pg040'/>other assistance than that provided by nature herself,
+and without surreptitious aid from one’s neighbour in
+the shape of steps. Then again, snow mountains are
+as inconsistent as cheap aneroids. One day each step
+costs much labour and toil, and almost the next
+perhaps the peak will allow itself to be conquered in
+one-tenth of the time. Not that the writer seeks to
+argue that there is no pleasure to be derived from
+snow mountains. It is to climbing <hi rend='italic'>per se</hi> that these
+remarks apply. After all, everyone has his own
+opinion; but he who has not tasted the pleasures of
+a really difficult and successful rock climb—especially
+if it be a new one—knows not what the Alps can
+really do for his amusement.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The guides’ room</note>
+<p>
+An expedition of suitable magnitude and difficulty
+was suggested by the guides, viz. an ascent of the
+Rothhorn (or Moming) from the Zermatt side. Mr.
+Passingham of Cambridge was at the time staying at
+the Monte Rosa Hotel, and it was soon arranged that
+we should combine our forces. The guides, on being
+asked their opinion as to the projected climb, reported
+diplomatically that, given fine weather, the ascent
+would be difficult but possible. This is the answer
+that the guides generally do give. We decided to
+attempt the whole excursion in a single day, considering
+that a short rest in the comparatively luxurious
+beds provided by M. Seiler was preferable on the
+whole to more prolonged repose in a shepherd’s hut;
+<pb n='41'/><anchor id='Pg041'/>for the so-called repose means usually a night of
+misery, and the misery under these conditions is apt
+to make a man literally acquainted with strange
+bed-fellows. At 2 in the morning we sought for
+the guides’ room, to superintend the packing of our
+provisions. It was not easy to find, but at last we
+discovered a dingy little subterranean vault with one
+small window tightly jammed up and covered with
+dust. Of this den there were two occupants. One
+was employed silently in eating large blocks of a
+curious boiled mess out of a pipkin. The other was
+smoking a very complicated pipe, and sitting bolt
+upright on a bench with half a bottle of <hi rend='italic'>vin ordinaire</hi>
+before him. Why he was carousing thus in the
+small hours was not evident. From these signs we
+judged correctly that the apartment was devoted to the
+guides as a dining, smoking, club and recreation room.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Our staff was already in attendance, and it struck
+both of us that the success of the expedition was a
+foregone conclusion if it depended on the excellence of
+our guides—Alexander Burgener, the embodiment of
+strength, endurance, and pluck; Ferdinand Imseng,
+of activity and perseverance, alone would have sufficed,
+but we had in addition a tough, weather-beaten, cheery
+companion (for he was always a companion as well as
+a guide), Franz Andermatten, ever sagacious, ever
+helpful and ever determined. It would be hard to
+find a successor adequately to fill our old friend’s place.
+<pb n='42'/><anchor id='Pg042'/>It is impossible to efface his memory from my mind,
+nor can I ever forget how on that day he showed all
+his best qualities and contributed mainly to our
+success.<note place="foot">Franz Andermatten died in August 1883. His name is
+mentioned elsewhere in these sketches, but I leave what I have
+written untouched: for I do not hold with those who would
+efface the recollection of all that was bright and merry in one taken
+from us.</note> The prologue is spoken; let us raise the
+curtain on the comedy.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A false start</note>
+
+<p>
+The guides had already made their usual preparations
+for packing up—that is to say, they had constructed
+a multiplicity of little paper parcels and
+spread them about the room. As to the contents of
+these little parcels, they were of course uncertain, and
+all had to be undone to make sure that nothing had
+been omitted. A good deal of time was thus lost, and
+nothing much was gained, except that we corrected
+the error of packing up a handful of loose lucifers and
+two tallow dips with the butter and honey in a glass
+tumbler. Then the parcels were stowed away in the
+knapsacks, the straps of course all rearranged and
+ultimately replaced by odds and ends of string.
+Eventually, at 3 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi>, we started, leaving the two
+occupants of the guides’ room still engaged in the
+same manner as when they first came under observation,
+and walked up the narrow valley running due
+north of Zermatt and leading towards the Trift Joch
+and the base of the mountain for which we were
+<pb n='43'/><anchor id='Pg043'/>making. Having journeyed for about half an hour,
+it was discovered that the telescope had been left
+behind. Franz instantly started off to get it; not
+because it was considered particularly necessary, but
+chiefly on the ground that it is not orthodox to go on
+a new expedition without a telescope. We stumbled up
+the narrow winding path, and close below the moraine
+called our first halt and waited for Franz’s return.
+I selected a cool rock on which to complete the slumber
+which had been commenced in bed and continued on
+a tilted chair in the guides’ room. After waiting an
+hour we decided to proceed, as no answer was returned
+to our frequent shouts. Presently, however, a distant
+yell attracted our attention, and we beheld, to our
+astonishment, the cheery face of Franz looking down
+on us from the top of the moraine. Stimulated by
+this apparition, we pushed on with great vigour,
+clambered up the moraine, whose extreme want of
+cohesion necessitated a treadmill style of progression,
+and having reached the top passed along it to the
+snow. Here we bore first to the right, and then,
+working round, made straight for a sharp-topped
+buttress which juts out at a right angle from the
+main mass of the mountain. Arrived at a patch of
+rocks near the commencement of the arête, we
+disencumbered ourselves of superfluous baggage; that
+is to say, after the traditional manner of mountaineers,
+we discarded about three-fourths of the
+<pb n='44'/><anchor id='Pg044'/>impedimenta we had so laboriously dragged up to
+that point, and of which at no subsequent period of
+the expedition did we make the slightest use. Next,
+we prepared for such rock difficulties as might present
+themselves, by buttoning up our coats as tight as
+was convenient, and decorated our heads respectively
+with woollen extinguishers like unto the covers placed
+by old maids over cherished teapots.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is a grand moment that, when the difficulty of
+an expedition opens out, when you grasp the axe
+firmly, settle in to the rope, and brace up the muscles
+for the effort of the hour: a moment probably the
+most pleasurable of the whole expedition, when the
+peak towers clear and bright above, when the climber
+realises that he is on the point of deciding whether he
+shall achieve or fail in achieving a long wished for
+success, or what it may be perhaps allowable to call a
+cutting-out expedition (for even mountain climbers
+are prone to small jealousies). The excitement on
+nearing the actual summit often rather fades away
+than increases, and the climber lounges up the last
+few steps to the top with the same sort of nonchalance
+that a guest invited to drink displays in approaching
+the bar.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Falling stones in the gully</note>
+
+<p>
+Dividing into two parties, we passed rapidly along
+the snow ridge which abuts against the east face of the
+mountain. The cliffs of the Rothhorn seem almost to
+overhang on this face, and were from our point of
+<pb n='45'/><anchor id='Pg045'/>view magnificent. On the right, too, the precipice is
+a sheer one, to employ a not uncommon epithet.
+Without much difficulty we clambered up the first
+part of the face of the mountain, taking a zigzag
+course towards the large gully which is distinctly
+visible from the other side of the valley, and which
+terminates above in a deep jagged notch in the ridge
+not far below the summit. Gradually the climbing
+became more difficult, and it was found necessary to
+cross the gully backwards and forwards on several
+occasions. In so crossing we were exposed to some
+risk from falling stones; that is to say, some chips and
+bits of rock on a few occasions went flying by without
+any very apparent reason. In those days mountaineers
+were in the habit of considering these projectiles
+as a possible source of risk. A later generation
+would pass them by as easily as the stones passed by
+us, and it is not now the fashion to consider such a
+situation as we were in at all dangerous. It is difficult
+to see the reason why. Perhaps people’s heads
+are harder now than they were then. For the greater
+part of the time we kept to the left or south side of
+the gully, and reaching the notch looked right down
+upon the commencement of the Glacier du Durand, a
+fine expanse of snowfield, singularly wild-looking and
+much crevassed. Turning to the right, we ascended a
+short distance along the ridge, and then a halt was
+called. The guides now proceeded to arrange a length
+<pb n='46'/><anchor id='Pg046'/>of some hundred feet of rope on the rocks above to
+assist in our return. The process sorely tried our
+patience, and we were right glad when the signal was
+given to go on again. We had now to leave the arête,
+to descend a little, and so pass on to the west face of
+the mountain, and by this face to ascend and gradually
+work back to the ridge. No doubt during this
+part of the climb we made much the same mistake in
+judgment as had previously been made on a memorable
+ascent of the Matterhorn, and crossed far more
+on to the face than was really necessary or advisable.
+The mountain has since the time when these lines
+were originally written passed through the regular
+stages of gradual depreciation, and it is more difficult
+now to realise that we considered it at the time very
+difficult. Probably, however, subsequent travellers
+have improved considerably on the details of the route
+we actually followed; at any rate the ascent is now
+considered quite proper for a novice to attempt, at
+any rate by the novice himself. We worked ourselves
+slowly along in the teeth of a biting cold wind, and
+without finding the fixed rope necessary to assist our
+progress. Reaching the ridge again, the way became
+distinctly easier, and we felt now that the peak was
+at our mercy. Presently, however, we came to a huge
+inverted pyramid of rock that tried rather successfully
+to look like the summit, and we had some little difficulty
+in surmounting it. By dint of strange acrobatic
+<pb n='47'/><anchor id='Pg047'/>feats and considerable exertion we hoisted our leading
+guide on to the top. It was fortunate for him perhaps
+that the seams of his garments were not machine-sewn,
+or he would certainly have rent his raiment. Finding,
+however, that the only alternative that offered when
+he got to the top of the rock was to get down again on
+the other side, the rest of us concluded that on the
+whole we should prefer to walk round. The last few
+yards were perfectly easy, and at 1.30 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> we stood on
+the summit enjoying a most magnificent view in every
+direction.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Effects of reaching a summit</note>
+
+<p>
+It is a somewhat curious phenomenon, but one
+frequently remarked, that the mountaineer’s characteristics
+seem abruptly to change when he reaches
+the summit of a peak. The impressionable, excitable
+person instantly becomes preternaturally calm and
+prosaic, while those of lymphatic temperament have
+not unfrequently been observed to develop suddenly
+rather explosive qualities, and to yell or wave their
+hats without any very apparent incitement thereto.
+Individuals whose detractors hold to be gifted with
+poetic attributes have been heard to utter quite
+commonplace remarks, and I have even known a
+phlegmatic companion so far forget himself, under
+these modifying circumstances, as to make an excessively
+bad pun and laugh very heartily at it himself,
+quite an unusual occurrence in a wag. Others find
+relief for their feelings by punching their companions
+<pb n='48'/><anchor id='Pg048'/>violently in the back, or resorting to such horse-play
+as the area of the summit allows scope for. Directly,
+however, the descent commences the climber resumes
+his normal nature. The fact is, that in most cases,
+perhaps, the chief pleasure of the expedition does not
+come at the moment when the climber realises that he
+is about to undo, as it were, all his work of the day.
+There is no real climax of an expedition, and, as has
+been said, it is quite artificial to suppose that the
+enjoyment must culminate on reaching the top. But
+still it is considered proper to testify to some unusual
+emotional feelings. Some of the most enjoyable climbs
+that the mountaineer can recall in after life, are not
+those in which he has reached any particular point.
+Guides consider it becoming to evince in a somewhat
+forced way the liveliness of their delight on completing
+an ascent. But such joy as they exhibit is usually
+about as genuine and heartfelt as an organ-grinder’s
+grin, or a Lord Mayor’s smile on receiving a guest
+whom he does not know and who has merely come to
+feed at his expense.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The wind was too cold to permit of a very long
+stay on the summit, and having added a proper
+number of stones to the cairn, a ceremony as indispensable
+as the cutting of a notch in the mainmast
+when the traditional fisherman changes his shirt, we
+descended rapidly to the point where it was necessary
+to quit the ridge. Down the first portion of the steep
+<pb n='49'/><anchor id='Pg049'/>rock slope we passed with great caution, some of the
+blocks of stone being treacherously loose, or only
+lightly frozen to the face.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A narrow escape</note>
+
+<p>
+We had arrived at the most difficult part of the
+whole climb, and at a rock passage which at that
+time we considered was the nastiest we had ever
+encountered. The smooth, almost unbroken face of
+the slope scarcely afforded any foot-hold, and our
+security almost entirely depended on the rope we had
+laid down in our ascent. Had not the rope been in
+position we should have varied our route, and no
+doubt found a line of descent over this part much
+easier than the one we actually made for, even without
+any help from the fixed cord. Imseng was far
+below, working his way back to the arête, while the
+rest of the party were holding on or moving but
+slowly with faces turned to the mountain. Suddenly
+I heard a shout from above; those below glanced up
+at once: a large flat slab of rock, that had afforded
+us good hold in ascending, but proved now to have
+been only frozen in to a shallow basin of ice, had been
+dislodged by the slightest touch from one of the party
+above, and was sliding down straight at us. It seemed
+an age, though the stone could not have had to
+fall more than ten feet or so, before it reached us.
+Just above me it turned its course slightly; Franz,
+who was just below, more in its direct line of descent,
+attempted to stop the mass, but it ground his hands
+<pb n='50'/><anchor id='Pg050'/>against the rock and swept by straight at Imseng. A
+yell from us hardly awoke him to the danger: the
+slab slid on faster and faster, but just as we expected
+to see our guide swept away, the rock gave a bound
+for the first time, and as, with a startled expression,
+he flung himself against the rock face, it leapt
+up and, flying by within a few inches of his head,
+thundered down below. A moment or two of silence
+followed, and then a modified cheer from Imseng, as
+subdued as that of a <q>super</q> welcoming a theatrical
+king, announced his safety, and he looked up at us
+with a serious expression on his face. Franz’s escape
+had been a remarkably lucky one, but his hands were
+badly cut about and bruised. In fact it was a near
+thing for all of us, and the mere recollection will
+still call up that odd sort of thrill a man experiences
+on suddenly recollecting at 11 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> that he ought to
+have dined out that evening with some very particular
+people. Had not the rock turned its course just
+before it reached Franz, and bounded from the face
+of the mountain over Imseng’s head, one or more
+of the party must unquestionably have been swept
+away. The place was rather an exceptional one,
+and the rock glided a remarkably long distance without
+a bound, but still the incident may serve to
+show that falling stones are not a wholly imaginary
+danger.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The youthful tourist</note>
+
+<p>
+It would have been difficult, with the elementary
+<pb n='51'/><anchor id='Pg051'/>knowledge of mountaineering that I now see we
+possessed at that day, to have descended without
+using the attached rope, and quite out of the question
+for anyone possessed of a proper respect for his suit
+of dittos to have done so. In this latter respect we
+had to exercise economical caution: for we had no
+very great store at the hotel or many changes of
+raiment. It is generally possible to gauge pretty
+accurately an Alpine traveller’s experience by the
+amount of luggage he takes on a tour. Some tourists,
+following the advice given in the <q>Practical Guide
+Book</q> (a disconnected work written in the style of
+Mr. Jingle’s conversation, but much in favour at one
+time), were in the habit of travelling with one suit of
+clothes and a portable bath. The latter, though they
+took it with them, they seldom took more than once;
+at the best it was of comparatively little use as an
+article of apparel, but imparted an aromatic flavour
+to anything packed up in its immediate neighbourhood.
+In those youthful days we considered, forsooth,
+that a little leathern wallet adequately replaced a
+portmanteau, and in transporting luggage did not
+always act on the sound commercial maxim that you
+should never do anything for yourself which a paid
+person might do equally well for you; consequently a
+heavy rain shower reduced the traveller to inactivity,
+and an oversight on the part of the laundress entailed
+consequences that it is not permissible to mention.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='52'/><anchor id='Pg052'/>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile our turn had come to move on. A
+zigzagging crack, which was too narrow to admit of
+anything but a most uncomfortable position, afforded
+the only hand and foot hold on which we could rely.
+Our gloveless hands, clutching at the rope, cooled
+down slowly to an unpleasant temperature that rendered
+it doubtful whether they were attached to the
+arms or not, and we began to wish we had gone down
+the Zinal side of the mountain. However, Imseng
+wormed himself along the rocks, to which he adhered
+with the tenacity of a lizard, and finally reached the
+end of our rope and a region of comparative safety.
+We followed his example slowly, and, having joined
+him, seated ourselves on some rocks inappropriately
+designed for repose, and finished off the food we had
+with us. Climbing carefully down the east face of
+the mountain, we reached the snow ridge and passed
+rapidly along it, our spirits rising exuberantly as we
+looked back on the vanquished peak. As usually
+happens, the guides had entirely forgotten the place
+where they had concealed our baggage on the ascent,
+and in fact had hidden it so carefully that they had
+some difficulty in finding it when they came to the spot.
+It is curious to note how often the instinct of guides,
+so much talked about, is at fault in this matter, and
+how systematically they are in the habit of carrying
+up on the mountains superfluous articles, hiding
+<pb n='53'/><anchor id='Pg053'/>them with entirely unnecessary precautions, and subsequently
+forgetting the whole transaction.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Hotel trials</note>
+
+<p>
+While they searched about for their cache we
+enjoyed the use of tobacco, if such an expression be
+allowable in the case of some curious stuff purchased
+in the valley. Still, as the packet in which it was
+contained was labelled <q>Tabak,</q> we considered it to be
+such. Being indulgently disposed, and not being
+profound botanists, poetic license alone enabled us to
+imagine that
+</p>
+
+<lg>
+<l rend='margin-left: 14'><q rend="post: none">We soared above</q></l>
+<l>Dull earth, in those ambrosial clouds like Jove,</l>
+<l>And from our own empyrean height</l>
+<l><q rend="pre: none">Looked down upon Zermatt with calm delight.</q></l>
+</lg>
+
+<note place="margin">The gushers</note>
+
+<p>
+It may have been so; it gave me a sore throat.
+Descending rapidly, we reached the Monte Rosa Hotel
+at 7 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi>, in an exultant frame of mind, a ragged condition
+of attire, and a preposterous state of hunger.
+The whole time occupied in the climb was sixteen
+hours. Of this an hour was wasted while we were
+waiting for the telescope, and three-quarters of an
+hour was spent in arranging the rope, by the aid of
+which we descended. Probably in actual climbing
+and walking we employed rather under thirteen
+hours; but the snow was in excellent order, and we
+descended on the whole very rapidly. Our trials were
+not over for the day, when we reached the hotel. Two
+arch young things had prepared an ambuscade and
+<pb n='54'/><anchor id='Pg054'/>surprised us successfully at the door of the hotel.
+Sweetly did they gush. <q>Oh! where had we been?</q>
+We said we had been up in the mountains, indicating
+the general line of locality with retrospective thumb.
+<q>Oh! wasn’t it fearfully dangerous? Weren’t we all
+tied tightly together?</q> (as if, on the principle of
+union being strength, we had been fastened up and
+bound like a bundle of quill pens). <q>Oh! hadn’t we
+done something very wonderful?</q> The situation was
+becoming irritating. <q>Oh! didn’t we have to drag
+ourselves up precipices by the chamois horns on the
+tops of our sticks?</q> <q>No indeed——</q> <q>Oh! really,
+now, that guide there</q> (a driver with imperfectly buttoned
+garments who was sitting on the wall with a
+vacuous look) <q>told us you were <hi rend='italic'>such</hi> wonderful
+climbers.</q> It was becoming exasperating. <q>And oh!
+we wanted to ask you so much, for you know all about
+it. <hi rend='italic'>Do</hi> you think we could walk over the Théodule?
+Papa</q> (great heavens! he must be a nonagenarian)
+<q>thinks we should be so foolish to try. Could you
+persuade him?</q> <q>Well, really——</q> <q>Wouldn’t the
+precipices make us dreadfully giddy?</q> <q>No, no more
+than you are now.</q> <q>Oh! thank you so much. And
+you really won’t tell us what awful ascent you have
+been making?</q> It was maddening. <q>After dinner
+perhaps?</q> <q>Oh! thank you. Oh! Sustie</q> (this to
+each other; they both spoke together: probably the
+names were Susie and Tottie), <q>won’t that be
+delight<pb n='55'/><anchor id='Pg055'/>ful?</q> By dexterous manœuvring we escaped these
+gushing Circes during the evening. Happening to
+pass later on by the open door of the little <hi rend='italic'>salon</hi>, the
+following remark was overheard: <q>My dear, the conceit
+of these climbing objects is quite dreadful. They
+do nothing but flourish their nasty sticks and ropes
+about: they want the whole place to themselves</q> (we
+had been sitting on wooden chairs in the middle of
+the high street, near an unsavoury heap of refuse),
+<q>and they talk, talk, talk, my dear, all day and all
+night about what they have been doing in the mountains
+and of their nonsensical climbs. And what
+frights they look. I think they are perfectly horrid.</q>
+Can the voice have been that of the gusher?
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="3" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='56'/><anchor id='Pg056'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="III. Early attempts on the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="III. Early attempts on the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+<head>CHAPTER III.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">EARLY ATTEMPTS ON THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+The Alps and the early mountaineers—The last peaks to surrender—The
+Aiguille du Dru—Messrs. Kennedy and Pendlebury’s attempt
+on the peak—One-day expeditions in the Alps and thoughts
+on huts and sleeping out—The Chamouni guide system—A word
+on guides, past and present—The somnolent landlord and his
+peculiarities—Some of the party see a chamois—Doubts as to
+the peak and the way—The duplicity of the Aiguille deceives us—Telescopic
+observations—An ill-arranged glacier—Franz and
+his mighty axe—A start on the rocks in the wrong direction—Progress
+reported—An adjournment—The rocks of the lower
+peak of the Aiguille du Dru—Our first failure—The expedition
+resumed—A new line of ascent—We reach the sticking point—Beaten
+back—The results gained by the two days’ climbing.
+</p></argument>
+
+<note place="margin">The last peaks to
+surrender</note>
+
+<p>
+Accounts of failures on the mountains in books of
+Alpine adventure are as much out of place, according
+to some critics, as a new hat in a crowded church.
+Humanly speaking, the possession of this head-gear
+under such circumstances renders it impossible to
+divert the thoughts wholly from worldly affairs. This,
+however, by the way. Now the pioneers of the Alps,
+the Stephenses, the Willses, the Moores, the Morsheads,
+and many others, had used up all new
+material with alarming rapidity, I might say voracity,
+<pb n='57'/><anchor id='Pg057'/>before the climbing epoch to which the present
+sketches relate. There is an old story of a man who
+arrived running in a breathless condition on a railway
+platform just in time to see the train disappearing.
+<q>You didn’t run fast enough, sir,</q> remarked the porter
+to him. <q>You idiot!</q> was the answer, <q>I ran plenty
+fast enough, but I didn’t begin running soon enough.</q>
+Even so was it with the climbers of our generation.
+They climbed with all possible diligence, but they began
+their climbing too late. Novelty, that is the desire
+for achieving new expeditions, was still considered of
+paramount importance, but unfortunately there was
+very little new material left. It is difficult to realise
+adequately now the real veneration entertained for an
+untrodden peak. A certain amount of familiarity
+seemed indispensable before a new ascent was even
+seriously contemplated. It had occurred to certain
+bold minds that the aiguilles around Chamouni
+might not be quite as bad as they looked. In 1873
+the chief of the still unconquered peaks of the Mont
+Blanc district were the Aiguille des Charmoz, the
+Aiguille Blaitière, the Aiguille du Géant, the Aiguille
+Peuteret, the Aiguille du Dru, and a few other minor
+points. All of these have since been captured, some
+of them bound in chains. Opinions differed considerably
+as to their accessibility. Some hopeful spirits
+thought that by constantly <q>pegging away</q> they
+might be scaled; others thought that the only feasible
+<pb n='58'/><anchor id='Pg058'/>plan would be indeed to peg away, but were of opinion
+that the pegs should be of iron and driven into the
+rock. Such views naturally lead to discussions, sometimes
+rather heated, as to whether mountaineering
+morality might fitly tolerate such aids to the climber.
+Of all the peaks mentioned above, the Aiguille du Dru
+and the Aiguille du Géant were considered as the
+most hopeful by the leading guides, though the older
+members of that body held out little prospect of
+success. It is a rather curious fact that the majority
+of the leading guides who gave their opinions to us in
+the matter thought that the Aiguille du Géant was
+the more promising peak to attack. Subsequent experience
+has proved that they were greatly in error in
+this judgment. The Aiguille du Géant has indeed
+been ascended, but much more aid than is comprised
+in the ordinary mountaineer’s equipment was found
+necessary. In fact, the stronghold was not carried
+by direct assault, but by sapping and mining. There
+is a certain rock needle in Norway which, I am told,
+was once, and once only, ascended by a party on surveying
+operations bent. No other means could be
+found, so a wooden structure was built up around the
+peak, such as may be seen investing a dilapidated
+church steeple; and the mountain, like the Royal
+Martyr of history, yielded up its crowning point at
+the scaffold. We did not like the prospect of employing
+any such architectural means to gain our end and
+<pb n='59'/><anchor id='Pg059'/>the summit, and, from no very clearly defined reasons,
+turned our attention chiefly to the Aiguille du Dru.
+Perhaps the prominent appearance of this Aiguille,
+and the fact that its outline was so familiar from
+the Montanvert, gradually imbued us with a certain
+sense of familiarity, which ultimately developed
+into a notion that if not actually accessible it might
+at least be worth trying. It seemed too prominent to
+be impossible; from its height—12,517 feet only—the
+mountain would doubtless not attract much attention,
+were it not so advantageously placed. Thousands
+of tourists had gazed on its symmetrical form: it had
+been photographed, stared at through binoculars,
+portrayed in little distorted pictures on useless work-boxes,
+trays and other toy-shop gimcracks, more
+often than any other mountain of the chain, Mont
+Blanc excepted. Like an undersized volunteer officer,
+it no doubt made the most of its height. But in truth
+the Aiguille du Dru is a magnificent mountain form,
+with its vast dark precipices on the north face, with
+its long lines of cliff, broken and jagged and sparsely
+wrinkled with gullies free from even a patch or trace
+of snow. Point after point, and pinnacle after pinnacle
+catch the gaze as we follow the edge of the
+north-west <q>Kamm,</q> until the eye rests at last on the
+singularly graceful isosceles triangle of rock which
+forms the peak. It is spoken of lightly as merely
+a tooth of rock jutting up from the ridge which
+<pb n='60'/><anchor id='Pg060'/>culminates in the Aiguille Verte, but when viewed from
+the Glacier de la Charpoua it is obviously a separate
+mountain; at any rate it became such when the highest
+point of the ridge, the Aiguille Verte, had been climbed
+by somebody else. The cleft in the ridge on the right
+side of the main mass of the Aiguille du Dru is a
+very deep one as seen from the glacier, and the sharp
+needle of rock which is next in the chain is a long
+way from the Aiguille du Dru itself. North and south
+the precipices run sheer down to the glaciers beneath.
+The mountain has then four distinct sides, three of
+them running down to great depths. Thus, even in
+the prehistoric days of Alpine climbing, it had some
+claim to individuality and might fairly be considered
+as something more than, as it were, one unimportant
+pinnacle on the roof of some huge cathedral. Perhaps,
+however, repeated failures to ascend the mountain
+begot undue veneration and caused an aspiring climber
+to look with a prejudiced eye on its dimensions.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Aiguille du Dru</note>
+
+<p>
+So far as I know, the mountain had never been
+assailed till 1873, when Messrs. Pendlebury and
+Kennedy made an attempt. Mr. R. Pendlebury has
+kindly furnished me with notes of the climb, which I
+may be allowed to reproduce nearly in his own words:—Two
+parties started simultaneously for the expedition.
+One was composed of Messrs. Kennedy and Marshall,
+with the guides Johann Fischer and Ulric Almer of
+Grindelwald; the other party consisted of the Rev.
+<pb n='61'/><anchor id='Pg061'/>C. Taylor, Messrs. W. M. and R. Pendlebury, with the
+guides Hans Baumann, Peter Baumann, and Edouard
+Cupelin. The first-mentioned party slept at the
+Montanvert, while the others enjoyed themselves in a
+bivouac high up on the side of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+between the Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille
+Moine. This Glacier de la Charpoua, it may be mentioned,
+is sometimes called the Glacier du Chapeau.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The first attempt</note>
+
+<p>
+The bivouac appears to have been so comfortable
+that Mr. Pendlebury and his friends did not take
+advantage of their start. The Montanvert detachment,
+who found no such inducement to stay one moment
+longer than was absolutely necessary<note place="foot">In the old house, be it noted—not the modern luxurious combination
+of a granite fortress and a palace.</note> in their costly
+quarters, caught them up the next morning, and the
+whole party started together. Mr. Kennedy’s guides
+kept to the left of the Glacier de la Charpoua, which
+looks more broken up than the right-hand side, but
+apparently proved better going. This, however, it
+should be observed, was in 1873, and these hanging
+glaciers alter marvellously in detail from year to year,
+though always preserving from a distance the same
+general features. On the same principle, at the
+proper distance, a mother may be mistaken for her
+daughter, especially by a judicious person. But on
+drawing near, however discreet the observer may be,
+he is yet conscious of little furrows, diminutive
+<pb n='62'/><anchor id='Pg062'/>wrinkles, and perhaps of a general shrinkage not to
+be found in the more recent specimen. Speaking very
+generally, I should say that these glaciers are, on the
+whole, easier to traverse than they used to be: at any
+rate my own personal observation of this particular
+little glacier extends over a period of some years, and
+the intricacies—it is hardly proper to call them difficulties—were
+distinctly less towards the end of the time
+than they were at the beginning. Of course a different
+interpretation might be put upon such an opinion:
+with the evolution of mountaineering skill the complexity
+of these crumpled up snow-fields may seem to
+have disentangled, but I am assured that in this particular
+case it was not so.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">First attempt on the peak</note>
+
+<p>
+This digression must be pardoned. It arose
+naturally from the circumstance that the route Mr.
+Kennedy adopted would have proved, at any rate in
+later years, a digression from the best way. Mr.
+Pendlebury’s party went straight up, keeping, that is,
+to the right-hand side of the glacier. Towards the
+upper part the snow slopes became steeper, and soon
+some step-cutting was required. The object in view
+was to reach the lowest point in the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte. It was
+thought that, by turning to the left from the col,
+it might be possible to reach the summit by the
+eastern arête. The col itself from below seemed
+easily attainable by means of a narrow zigzagging
+<pb n='63'/><anchor id='Pg063'/>gully, interrupted here and there, that runs down
+from the summit of the ridge. Ascending by the
+rocks on the left of the gully the party made for
+some little way good progress, but then a sudden
+change came over the scene. After a consultation, it
+was proposed that the guides Hans Baumann, Peter
+Baumann, and Fischer should go on a little by themselves
+and make for the ridge, which they estimated
+lay about half an hour above them. They were then
+to examine the rocks above and to bring back a report.
+The rest of the party remained where they were, and
+disported themselves as comfortably as circumstances
+would permit. Hour after hour, however, passed
+away, and the three guides seemed to make but little
+progress. They returned at last with the melancholy
+tidings that they had climbed nearly up to the ridge
+and had found the rocks very difficult and dangerous.
+(It should be noted that the line of attack chosen on
+this occasion—the first serious attempt on the peak—was
+devised by Hans Baumann, and it says much for
+his sagacity that this very route proved years afterwards
+to be the right one.) Questioned as to the
+advisability of proceeding upwards, the guides employed
+their favourite figure of speech and remarked
+that not for millions of francs would they consent
+to try again. Hans Baumann asserted that he had
+never climbed more difficult rocks. This opinion, as
+Mr. Pendlebury suggested at the time, was probably
+<pb n='64'/><anchor id='Pg064'/>owing to the fact that the cliffs above were covered
+with snow and glazed with ice, and this condition of
+the mountain face made each step precarious. The
+amateurs of the party were of opinion that the ridge
+would prove attainable later in the season or in exceptionally
+fine weather. As to the possibility of climbing
+the rocks above—that is to say, the actual peak—none
+of the party were able to come to any very positive
+conclusion. At a rough guess it was estimated that
+the party halted between two and three hundred feet
+below the ridge. On the presentation of the guides
+report the whole caravan turned back and reached
+Chamouni safely, but not entirely without incident, for
+the monotony of the descent and Mr. Taylor’s head
+were broken by the fall of a big stone. This little
+accident, Mr. Pendlebury remarked with disinterested
+cheerfulness, was but a trifle. I have not been able
+to ascertain Mr. Taylor’s views on the subject.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+When our party first essayed the ascent we knew
+none of the above particulars, save only that some
+mountaineers had endeavoured to reach the ridge
+but had failed to ascend to any great height. Of the
+actual cause of their ill success, and whether it were
+owing to the unpropitious elements or to the actual
+difficulties encountered, we were unaware.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Huts and sleeping out</note>
+
+<p>
+At the time of which I am writing, a somewhat
+novel mode of ascending mountains was coming into
+vogue, which consisted in waiting for a suitable day at
+<pb n='65'/><anchor id='Pg065'/>headquarters, starting at unheard-of hours, and completing
+the expedition in one day—that is, within
+twenty-four hours. It was argued in support of this
+plan, that it was economical and that bivouacking
+was but a laborious and expensive method of obtaining
+discomfort. There are, said the advocates of the
+method, but few mountains in the Alps which cannot
+be ascended with much greater comfort in one day
+than in two. The day’s climb is much more enjoyable
+when it is possible to start from sleeping quarters in
+which it is possible to sleep. The argument that repose
+in hotel beds, though undoubtedly more luxurious,
+was of comparatively little use if there were no time
+to enjoy it, was held to be little to the purpose. Some
+enthusiasts were wont to state that passing a night in a
+chalet, or those magnified sentry boxes called cabanes,
+constituted half the enjoyment on the expedition. This
+is a little strong—like the flavour of the cabanes—and
+if it were actually so the whole pleasure would be
+but small. The camper out arises in the morning
+from his delicious couch of soft new-mown hay in
+a spotty and sticky condition, attended with considerable
+local irritation, and feeling like a person who has
+recently had his hair cut, with a pinafore but loosely
+tied around his neck. Porters, like barbers, exhibit a
+propensity for indulging in garlic immediately before
+pursuing their avocation, which is not without discomfort
+to their employers. (And here I may note as a
+<pb n='66'/><anchor id='Pg066'/>psychological fact that one action of this permeating
+vegetable is to induce confidential propensities in the
+consumer. The point may be deemed worthy of investigation,
+by personal experiment, by botanists and
+students of materia medica, men who in the interests
+of science are not prone to consider their personal
+comfort and finer sensibilities.) Again, in unsettled
+weather a fine day is often wasted by journeying up in
+the afternoon to some chalet, or hovel, merely to enjoy
+the pleasure of returning the following morning in the
+rain. There is some force too in the argument that
+but little actual time is gained by the first day’s performance,
+for it is very difficult to start at anything
+like the prearranged hour for departure from a camp.
+An immensity of time is always spent in lighting the
+morning fire, preparing breakfast, and getting under
+way. On the other side, some little time is undoubtedly
+saved by discarding the wholly superfluous
+ceremony of washing, a process at once suggesting
+itself to the mind of the Briton abroad if he beholds a
+basin and cold water.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The sum of the argument would seem to be that
+camping out in some one else’s hut is but an unpleasant
+fiction; that if the climber chooses to go to the expense,
+he can succeed in making himself a trifle less
+comfortable in his own tent or under a rock than he
+would be in an hotel; and that he is the wisest man who
+refrains from bivouacking when it is not really
+neces<pb n='67'/><anchor id='Pg067'/>sary and is able to make the best of matters when it
+is: and undoubtedly for many of the recognised
+expeditions it is essential to have every possible
+minute of spare time in hand.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Chamouni guide system</note>
+
+<p>
+We were naturally rather doubtful as to the successful
+issue of our expedition, at any rate at the first
+attempt, and we therefore impressed upon the guides
+the necessity of not divulging the plan. The secret,
+however, proved to be so big that it was too much for
+two, and they imparted consequently so much of the
+information as they had not adequate storage for in
+their own minds to any who chose to listen. Consequently
+our intentions were thoroughly well known
+before we started. There were in those days, perhaps,
+more good guides, at any rate there were fewer bad
+ones, in Chamouni than are to be found nowadays.
+We could not, however, obtain the services—even if
+we had desired them—of any of the local celebrities.
+As a matter of fact, we were both of opinion that a
+training in climbing, such as is acquired among the
+Oberland and Valais men by chamois hunting and
+constant rock work, would be most likely to have
+produced the qualities which would undoubtedly be
+needed on the aiguilles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The question of the efficiency of the Chamouni
+guides and of the Chamouni guide system, a question
+coeval with mountaineering itself, was burning then
+as fiercely as it does now. The Alpine Club had
+<pb n='68'/><anchor id='Pg068'/>striven in vain to improve matters; they had pointed
+out that ability to answer a kind of mountaineering
+catechism did not in itself constitute a very reliable
+test of a peasant’s power; they had pointed out too
+that the plan of electing a <q>guide chef</q> from the general
+body of guides was one most open to abuse, one
+sure to lead to favouritism and injustice, and one
+obviously ill calculated to bring to the front any
+specially efficient man. But unhappily the regulations
+of the body of guides were, and still are, entangled
+hopelessly in the French equivalent for red
+tape. Jealousy and mistrust of the German-speaking
+guides, whom serious mountaineers were beginning to
+import in rather formidable numbers, were beginning
+to awaken in the simple bosoms of the Savoyard peasants;
+and our proceedings were consequently looked
+upon with contemptuous disfavour by those who had
+any knowledge of our project.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A word on guides</note>
+
+<p>
+On August 18, 1873, we started. Our guides were
+Alexander Burgener as leader, Franz Andermatten,
+the best of companions, our guide, our friend, and
+sometimes our philosopher, as second string, while a
+taciturn porter of large frame and small mind, who
+came from the Saas valley, completed the tale. Of
+Burgener’s exceptional talent in climbing difficult
+rocks we had had already good proof, and no doubt
+he was, and still is, a man of remarkable daring,
+endurance, and activity on rocks. I had reached
+<pb n='69'/><anchor id='Pg069'/>then that stage in the mountaineering art at which a
+man is prone to consider the guide he knows best as,
+beyond all comparison, the best guide that could
+possibly exist. The lapse of years renders me perhaps
+better able now to form a dispassionate judgment
+of Burgener’s capacity and skill. Both were very great.
+I have seen at their work most of the leaders in this
+department. Burgener never had the marvellous
+neatness and finish so characteristic of Melchior
+Anderegg, who, when mountaineering has passed
+away into the limbo of extinct sports, such as bear-baiting,
+croquet, and pell-mell, will, if he gets his
+deserts, even by those who remember Maguignaz,
+Carrel, Croz, and Almer, still be spoken of as <hi rend='italic'>the</hi> best
+guide that ever lived. Nor was Burgener gifted with
+the same simple unaffected qualities which made
+Jakob Anderegg’s loss so keenly felt, nor the lightness
+and agility of Rey or Jaun; but he united well in
+himself qualities of strength, carefulness, perseverance
+and activity, and possessed in addition the numerous
+attributes of observation, experience, and desire for
+improvement in his art which together make up what
+is spoken of as the natural instinct of guides. These
+were the qualities that made him a first-rate, indeed
+an exceptional, guide. <hi rend='italic'>Nunc liberavi animam meam.</hi>
+There is an old saying, involving a sound doctrine,
+that
+</p>
+<lg>
+<l>When you flatter lay it on thick;</l>
+<l>Some will come off, but a deal will stick.</l>
+</lg>
+ <p><pb n='70'/><anchor id='Pg070'/>The porter proved himself a skilful and strong climber,
+but he was as silent as an oyster and, like that bivalve
+mollusc when the freshness of its youth has passed
+off, was perpetually on the gape.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A landlord’s peculiarities</note>
+<p>
+A hot walk—it always is hot along this part—took
+us up to the Montanvert. The moonlight threw quaint,
+fantastic shadows along the path and made the dewy
+gossamer filaments which swung from branch to
+branch across the track twinkle into grey and silver;
+and anything more aggravating than these spiders’
+threads at night it is hard to imagine. What earthly
+purpose these animals think they serve by this reckless
+nocturnal expenditure of bodily glue it is hard to say:
+possibly the lines are swung across in order that they
+may practise equilibrium; possibly the threads may
+serve as lines of escape and retreat after the male
+spinners have been a-wooing. The atmosphere
+through the wood was as stuffy as a ship’s saloon in
+a storm, and we were right glad to reach the Montanvert
+at 3.30 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> Here, being athirst, we clamoured
+for refreshment. The landlord of the ramshackle
+hostelry at once appeared in full costume; indeed I
+observed that during the summer it was impossible to
+tell from his attire whether he had arisen immediately
+from bed or no. He seemed to act on the principle
+of the Norwegian peasant, who apparently undresses
+once a year when the winter commences, and resumes
+his garments when the light once more comes back
+<pb n='71'/><anchor id='Pg071'/>and the summer season sets in. Our friend had
+cultivated to great perfection the art of half sleeping
+during his waking hours—that is, during such time
+as he might be called upon to provide entertainment
+for man and beast. Now at the Montanvert, during
+the tourists’ season, this period extended over the whole
+twenty-four hours. It was necessary, therefore, in
+order that he might enjoy a proper physiological period
+of rest, for him to remain in a dozing state—a sort
+of æstival hybernation—for the whole time, which in
+fact he did; or else he was by nature a very dull person,
+and had actually a very restricted stock of ideas.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The landlord produced at once a battered teapot
+with a little sieve dangling from its snout, which had
+been stewing on the hob, and poured out the contained
+fluid into two stalked saucers of inconvenient diameter.
+Stimulated by this watery extract, we entered into
+conversation together. The sight of a tourist with
+an ice axe led by a kind of reflex process to the landlord’s
+unburdening his mind with his usual remarks.
+Like other natives of the valley he had but two ideas
+of <q>extraordinary</q> expeditions. <q>Monsieur is going
+to the Jardin?</q> he remarked. <q>No, monsieur isn’t.</q>
+<q>Then beyond a doubt monsieur will cross the Col du
+Géant?</q> he said, playing his trump card. <q>No,
+monsieur will not.</q> <q>Pardon—where does monsieur
+expect to go to?</q> <q>On the present occasion we go to
+try the Aiguille du Dru.</q> The landlord smiled in an
+<pb n='72'/><anchor id='Pg072'/>aggravating manner. <q>Does monsieur think he will
+get up?</q> <q>Time will show.</q> <q>Ah!</q> The landlord,
+who had a chronic cold in the head, searched for
+his pockethandkerchief, but not finding it, modified
+the necessary sniff into one of derision, and then
+demanded the usual exorbitant price for the refreshment,
+amounting to about five times the value of
+the teapot, sieve and all. We paid, and left him
+chuckling softly to himself at our insane idea, as he
+replaced the teapot on the hob in readiness for the
+next arrival. That landlord, though physically sleepy,
+was still wide awake in matters of finance. He once
+charged me five francs for the loan of a secondhand
+collection of holes which he termed a blanket.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We see a chamois</note>
+
+<p>
+We got on to the glacier at the usual point and made
+straight across the slippery hummocks to the grass
+slope encircling the base of the Aiguille du Dru and
+the Glacier de la Charpoua. The glacier above gives
+birth to a feeble meandering little stream which
+wanders fitfully down the mountain side. At first we
+kept to the left, but after a while crossed the little
+torrent, and bearing more to the right plodded
+leisurely up the steep grass and rock slope. We had
+made good progress when of a sudden Franz gave a
+loud whistle and then fell flat down. The other two
+guides immediately followed his example and beckoned
+to us with excited gesticulations to behave in a
+similarly foolish manner. Thereupon we too sat down,
+<pb n='73'/><anchor id='Pg073'/>and enquired what the purport of this performance
+might be. It turned out that there was a very little
+chamois about half a mile off. Knowing that it would
+be impossible to induce the guides to move on till the
+animal had disappeared, we seized the opportunity of
+taking an early breakfast. The guides meanwhile
+wriggled about on their stomachs, with eyes starting
+out of their heads, possessed by an extraordinary
+desire to miss no single movement of the object of
+their attention. <q>See, it moves,</q> said Franz in a
+whisper. <q>Himmel! it is feeding,</q> said Burgener.
+<q>It must be the same that Johann saw three weeks
+ago.</q> <q>Ach! no, that was but a little one</q> (no true
+chamois hunter will ever allow that a brother sportsman
+can possibly have set eyes on a larger animal
+than himself). <q>Truly it is fine.</q> <q>Thunder weather!
+it moves its head.</q> In their excitement I regretted
+that I could not share, not being well versed in
+hunting craft: my own experience of sport in the Alps
+being limited to missing one marmot that was sitting
+on a rock licking its paws. In due course the chamois
+walked away. Apparently much relieved by there being
+no further necessity to continue in their former uncomfortable
+attitudes, the guides sat up and fell to a
+warm discussion as to the size of the animal. A
+chamois is to a guide as a fish to the baffled angler
+or the last new baby to a monthly nurse, and is
+always pronounced to be beyond question the finest
+<pb n='74'/><anchor id='Pg074'/>that has ever been seen. To this they agreed generally,
+but Franz, whose spirits had suddenly evaporated,
+now shook his head dismally, with the remark
+that it was unlucky to see a single chamois, and that we
+should have no success that day. Undaunted by his
+croaking, we pursued our way to the right side of the
+glacier, while our guide, who had a ballad appropriate
+to every occasion, sang rather gaspingly a tremulous
+little funeral dirge. We worked well across to the
+right, in order to obtain the best possible view of the
+Aiguille, and halted repeatedly while discussing the
+best point at which to attack the rocks. While thus
+engaged in reconnoitring close under the cliffs of the
+ridge running between the Aiguille Moine and the
+Aiguille Verte, a considerable block of ice, falling from
+the rocks above, whizzed past just in front of us and
+capered gaily down the slope. Hereupon we came
+rather rapidly to the conclusion that we had better
+proceed. Half an hour further on we reached the
+top of a steep little snow slope, and a point secure
+from falling stones and ice. Recognising that we must
+soon cross back to the rocks of the Dru, we tried to
+come to a final conclusion as to the way to be chosen.
+As usual, everybody pointed out different routes:
+even a vestry meeting could hardly have been less
+unanimous. Some one now ventured to put a question
+that had been troubling in reality our minds for some
+time past, viz. which of the peaks that towered above
+<pb n='75'/><anchor id='Pg075'/>us was really the Aiguille du Dru. On the left there
+were two distinct points which, though close together,
+were separated apparently by a deep rift, and some
+distance to the right of the col which the previous
+party had tried to reach, a sharp tooth of rock towered
+up to a considerable height. Evidently, however,
+from its position this latter needle could not be
+visible from Chamouni or from the Montanvert.
+Again, it was clear that the mass comprising the two
+points close together must be visible from the valley,
+but which of the two was the higher? Alexander
+gave as his opinion that the more distant of these
+two points, that on the right, was the higher, and
+turned to the porter for confirmation. That worthy
+nodded his head affirmatively with extreme sagacity,
+evidently implying that he was of the same opinion.
+Franz on the other hand thought the left-hand peak
+was the one that we ought to make for, arguing that
+it most resembled the Dru as seen from the Montanvert,
+that there was probably little difference in height
+between the two, that our ascent would not be believed
+in unless we were to place a flag on the point visible
+from Chamouni, and finally that the left-hand peak
+seemed to be the easier, and would probably be found
+to conceal the sharper point of the right-hand summit.
+Having expressed these views, he in turn looked
+towards the porter to ascertain his sentiments. The
+porter, who was evidently of a complaisant
+tempera<pb n='76'/><anchor id='Pg076'/>ment, nodded his head very vigorously to intimate
+that these arguments seemed the more powerful of
+the two to his mind, and then cocked his head on
+one side in a knowing manner, intended to express
+that he was studying the angles and that he was
+prepared to find himself in the right whichever view
+prevailed. We did not find out for certain till some
+time after that the right-hand summit, though concealed
+from view by the Montanvert, is very distinctly
+visible from Chamouni: excusable ignorance, as most
+of the Chamouni people are unaware of it to this day.
+Professor Forbes, as Mr. Douglas Freshfield has kindly
+pointed out to me, with his usual accuracy distinguished
+and also measured the two summits, giving
+their heights respectively as 12,178, and 12,245 feet.<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Travels in the Alps</hi>, p. 119.</note>
+Knowing little as we did then of the details of the
+mountain, we followed Franz’s advice and made for
+the left-hand peak, under the impression that if one
+proved accessible the other might also, and there really
+seemed no reason why we should not, if occasion
+demanded, ascend both.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Doubts as to the peak</note>
+
+<p>
+Leading up from the glacier two distinct lines of
+attack presented themselves. The right-hand ridge
+descends to the col very precipitously, but still we had
+some idea that the rocks did not look wholly impossible.
+Again, on the left of the Dru the rocks are cut
+away very abruptly and form the long precipitous
+<pb n='77'/><anchor id='Pg077'/>ridge seen from the Montanvert. This ridge was so
+jagged that we could see no possible advantage in
+climbing to any part of it, except just at the termination
+where it merges into the south-western face of the
+main mountain. The choice therefore, in our judgment,
+lay between storming the mountain by the face
+right opposite to us or else making for the col and the
+right-hand ridge; but the latter was the route that
+Messrs. Pendlebury and Kennedy had followed, and we
+could not hope to succeed where such giants had failed.
+Burgener indeed wished to try, but the rest of the
+party were unanimously in favour of attempting to
+find a way up the face, a route that at the worst had
+the merit of novelty. We thought too that if a
+closer acquaintance proved that the crags were ill
+arranged for upward locomotion, we might be able to
+work round on the face and so reach the col by a
+more circuitous route. With the naked eye—especially
+a myopic one—the rocks appeared unpromising
+enough; while viewed through the telescope the rocks
+looked utterly impossible. But little faith, however, can
+be rested in telescopic observations of a mountain, so
+far as the question of determining a route is concerned.
+Amateurs, who, as a rule, understand the use of a telescope
+much better than guides, have not the requisite
+experience to determine the value of what they see,
+while but few guides see enough to form any basis for
+determination. Moreover, the instrument we carried
+<pb n='78'/><anchor id='Pg078'/>with us, though it had an extraordinary number of
+sections and pulled out like the ill-fated tradesman’s
+trousers in a pantomime, was not a very remarkable
+one in the matter of definition. Still it is always proper
+and orthodox to look at a new peak through the telescope,
+and we were determined not to neglect any
+formality on the present occasion.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Telescopic observations</note>
+
+<p>
+We were now rather more than half-way up the
+Glacier de la Charpoua. To reach the most promising-looking
+point at which we might hope to get on the
+rocks, it was necessary to travel straight across the
+snow at about the level on which we stood. Now,
+this Glacier de la Charpoua is not constructed on
+ordinary principles. Instead of the orthodox transverse
+bergschrund it possesses a longitudinal crack
+running up its whole length, a peculiarity that vexed
+us hugely. Half a dozen times did we attempt to cross
+by some tempting-looking bridge, but on each occasion
+we were brought to a stand by impassable crevasses;
+then had to turn back, go up a little farther, and try
+again. It was already late in the day and we could ill
+spare the time lost in this to and fro movement.
+Eventually we reached a little patch of rocks not far
+from the head of the glacier. No sooner had we reached
+these rocks than the guides hunted up a suitable place
+and concealed some utterly worthless property as carefully
+as if they expected evil-minded marauders to be
+wandering about, seeking what they might pilfer.
+<pb n='79'/><anchor id='Pg079'/>Having effected the cache with due care, Franz once
+again burst into a strange carol, the burden of which
+was unintelligible, but the chorus made frequent
+allusion to <q>der Teufel.</q> We now saw that, after all,
+the only feasible plan would be to cut our way still
+higher up a steep slope, and thus to work right round,
+describing a large curve. An occasional step required
+to be scraped, for the glacier is in shadow till late in
+the morning, owing to the Aiguille Verte intervening
+and cutting off the sun’s rays. Throughout the day
+our second guide had been burning with a desire to
+exhibit the good qualities of the most portentous ice
+axe I ever saw, an instrument of an unwieldy character
+resembling a labourer’s pick on the top of a
+May pole. Its dimensions were monstrous and its
+weight preposterous: moreover, the cutting spike had
+an evil curve and, instead of hewing out blocks of ice
+neatly, preferred to ram a huge hole in the slope and
+stick fast therein, while a quiver ran through its
+mighty frame and communicated itself to the striker,
+who shuddered at each blow as after taking a dose of
+very bitter physic. However, Franz was so proud of
+his halberd that we were obliged to sacrifice rapid
+progress to the consideration of his feelings, and he
+was accordingly sent on to cut the steps which were
+now found necessary. With no little exertion did he
+construct a staircase of which the steps were about the
+size of foot baths, and with no slight impatience did
+<pb n='80'/><anchor id='Pg080'/>we watch his gymnastics and athletic flourishes, which
+were a sort of mixture of tossing the caber and throwing
+the hammer combined with a touch of polo.
+Ultimately we were able to quit the glacier for the
+actual face of the mountain, at a point probably not
+very much below that struck by the previous party;
+but it was our intention at once to bear off to the left.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Franz and his mighty axe</note>
+
+<p>
+We blundered a little on the rocks at first after
+the long spell of snow-walking. A cry from Franz
+caused us to look round, and we perceived that he
+had got entangled with the big axe, the spike of which
+was sticking into the third button of his waistcoat,
+causing him, as the strain on the rope above and
+below folded him up in a rather painful manner, to
+assume the attitude of a mechanical toy monkey on a
+stick. Fearing that he might be placed in the condition
+in which cats’ meat is usually offered for sale, we
+slackened the rope and saved him from impending
+perforation, but with the result that the axe bounded
+off down the slope, turned two or three summersaults,
+and then stuck up defiantly in a distant patch of snow,
+looking like a sign-post. While Franz went off to recover
+his loved treasure we huddled together on a very
+little ledge of rock, and sat there in a row like busts
+on a shelf—if the simile be not considered anatomically
+inappropriate. But these delays had wasted
+much time, and already success seemed doubtful.
+Little time could now be devoted to consultation, and
+<pb n='81'/><anchor id='Pg081'/>little good would have come of it; now that we were
+on the rocks the only thing to do was to go straight
+on and see what would happen. At the same time we
+had a dim consciousness that we were considerably to
+the right of the best line of ascent. Our <q>general
+idea</q>—to borrow a military phrase of which, by the
+way, it may be remarked that the idea in question is
+usually confined to the general and is not shared in
+by the troops—consisted in making for the left-hand
+side or Montanvert aspect of the final peak. We set
+our teeth, whatever that may mean, then fell to with
+a will and for some two hours went with scarcely a
+check. And a rare two hours’ climb we had. The
+very thought of it makes the pen travel swiftly over
+the paper, as the scene comes back in every detail.
+How Burgener led the way without hesitation and
+almost without mistake; how our second guide chattered
+unceasingly, caring nought for a listener; how
+they both stuck to the rocks like limpets; how the big
+axe got in everybody’s way; how the rope got caught
+on every projecting spur of rock, jerking back the unwary,
+or when loose sweeping down showers of small
+angular stones from the little platforms and ridges,
+thereby engendering ill blood and contumely; how
+the silent porter climbed stolidly after us, and in the
+plenitude of his taciturn good-humour poked at us
+from below with his staff at inconvenient moments
+and in sensitive places; how at one moment we were
+<pb n='82'/><anchor id='Pg082'/>flat against the rock, all arms and legs, like crushed
+spiders, and at another gathered into great loops like
+a cheese maggot on the point of making a leap; how
+a volley of little stones came whistling cheerily down
+from above, playfully peppering us all round; how
+our spirits rose with our bodies till we became as
+excited as children: of all these things it boots not to
+give any detailed description. Those who can recollect
+similar occasions need but to be reminded of them,
+and, to tell the truth, the minutiæ, though they are
+so graven upon the mind that a clear impression could
+be struck off years afterwards, are apt to prove somewhat
+tedious. Two facts I may note. One, that the
+rocks were at first very much easier than was expected;
+another, that we should have done better had we discarded
+the rope on this part of the climb: the rocks
+were hardly a fit place for those who could not dispense
+with its use. Ever and anon the guides’ spirits would
+rise to that level which may be called the shouting
+point, and they would jödel till they were black in the
+face, while the melodious roll of sound echoed cheerily
+back from the distant cliffs of the Aiguille Moine.
+And so we journeyed up.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A start in the wrong direction</note>
+
+<p>
+Meanwhile the weather had changed; black
+clouds had come rolling up and were gathering
+ominously above us; it was evident that we had no
+chance of reaching the summit that day, even if it
+were practicable, but still we persevered desperately
+<pb n='83'/><anchor id='Pg083'/>in the hope of seeing some possible route for a future
+attack. Progress, however, on a rock peak is necessarily
+slow when there are five on the rope, and we
+should probably have done more wisely if we had
+divided into two parties. We kept well to the left to
+a point on the face where a huge tower of rock stands
+four-square to all the winds of heaven that blow; and
+above us, as a matter of fact, there seemed to be a
+good many winds. This landmark, very conspicuous
+and characteristic of these aiguilles, seemed to be
+close to the ridge, but on reaching it we found that
+there was still a stiff passage intervening between us
+and the point from which we could overlook the other
+side of the mountain. Now we bore to the right and
+the climbing became more difficult. We made our
+way straight up a very shallow gully and finally
+reached a point on the western ridge overlooking
+the Montanvert, close to where this ridge merges into
+the corresponding face of the peak. Here a halt was
+called, for two reasons. In the first place a few flakes
+of snow were softly falling around and the gathering
+clouds betokened more to follow. Secondly, so far as
+we could judge through the mist, it was apparently impossible
+to ascend any higher from the place we had
+reached. So we cast off the rope and clambered separately
+to various points of vantage to survey the work
+that lay before us. The summit of the peak, enveloped
+in thin cloud, appeared to tower no great height above
+<pb n='84'/><anchor id='Pg084'/>us, but we were too close under the cliff to estimate its
+elevation very correctly. At the time we thought that
+if we could only keep up the pace at which we had been
+going, an hour’s climb would have sufficed to reach
+the top. We found, it may be remarked parenthetically,
+that we were egregiously in error in this
+estimate some years later. The shifting clouds made
+the rock face—that is, the small extent of it that we
+could see at all—look much more difficult than in
+all probability it actually was. Through the mists we
+made out, indistinctly, a formidable-looking irregular
+crack in the rock face running very straight up and
+rather to our left, which apparently constituted the
+only possible route from our position to a higher level.
+But from where we stood we could not have reached
+the lower end of this crack without a ladder of about
+fifty feet in length, and the mist entirely prevented us
+from judging whether we could reach it by a détour.
+The choice lay between hunting for some such line or
+else in trying what seemed on the whole more practicable,
+viz. working round by the north-east face again,
+so as to search for a more easy line of ascent.
+But the latter alternative would have involved of
+necessity a considerable descent. While we debated
+what course to take the mists swept up thicker and
+thicker from below, and in a moment the peak above
+us was concealed and all the view cut off. A
+piercingly cold wind began to rise and a sharp storm
+<pb n='85'/><anchor id='Pg085'/>of hail and sleet descended. Hints were dropped
+about the difficulty of descending rocks glazed over
+with ice with a proper amount of deliberation. It
+was obviously impossible to go up and might soon become
+very difficult to go down. The question was not
+actually put, but, in conformity with what was evidently
+the general sense of the meeting, we somewhat reluctantly
+made up our minds to return. A dwarf stone
+man was constructed, the rope readjusted, and half an
+hour’s descent put us out of the mist and snow. We
+stopped again and stared upwards blankly at the leve
+line of mist hanging heavily against the peak.
+Burgener now came forward with a definite resolution
+and proposed that we should stay where we were for
+the night and try again the next day. This was referred
+to a sub-committee, who reported against the
+suggestion on the ground that the stock of provisions
+left consisted of a tablespoonful of wine, four rolls,
+and a small piece of cheese which had strayed from
+the enveloping paper in the porter’s pocket and as a
+consequence smelt of tobacco and was covered with hairs
+and fluff. These articles of diet were spread on a
+rock and we mentally calculated the exact proportion
+that would fall to each man’s share if we attempted,
+as proposed, to subsist on them for a day and a half.
+But little deliberation was required. We decided at
+once to return. The porter gathered the fragments
+lovingly together and replaced them with other curious
+<pb n='86'/><anchor id='Pg086'/>articles in his side pocket. By 8.30 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi> we were back
+at Chamouni, having been out a little under twenty
+hours.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">An adjournment</note>
+
+<p>
+A day or two later we made up our minds to start
+once more. Great preparations were made for an
+early departure, the idea that we should find it
+distasteful to start at the hour at which a London
+ball begins being scouted, as it usually is over-night.
+We impressed on an intelligent <q>boots</q> with great
+earnestness the absolute necessity of waking us precisely
+at midnight, and then went to our repose, feeling
+about as much inclined for sleep as a child does during
+the afternoon siesta intended to prepare it for the
+glories of a pantomime. The <q>boots</q> did not fail; in
+fact he was extra-punctual, as our departure was the
+signal for his retiring. At midnight the party
+assembled in the little courtyard in front of the hotel,
+but a dismal sight met our gaze. Under the influence
+of a warm sou’-wester, thick black clouds had filled the
+valley, and a gentle drizzle reminded us of the balmy
+climate of our own metropolis in November. Our Alpine
+tour for the season was nearly at an end, and we gazed
+despondently around. Ultimately one practical person
+suggested that if we did not go to the mountain we
+might as well go to bed, and the practical person
+endorsed his suggestion by walking off. A scurvy
+practical joke did the clerk of the weather play on us
+that night. In the morning the bright sunbeams
+<pb n='87'/><anchor id='Pg087'/>came streaming in through the window, the sky was
+cloudless and the outline of every peak was sharply
+defined in the clear air. A more perfect morning for
+the expedition could hardly have been chosen. Some
+ill-timed remarks at breakfast referring pointedly to
+people who talk a good deal over-night about early
+starts, and the deep concern of the <q>boots</q> at our
+presumed slothfulness, goaded us to desperation. We
+determined to start again and to have one more try
+the next day whatever the weather might prove to be.
+Once more we found ourselves in the small hours of
+the morning on the path leading to Les Ponts. Had
+it not been for the previous day’s lesson we should
+probably have turned back from this point, for the
+whole of the mountain opposite was concealed in thick
+drifting mist. The guides flatly refused to go on as
+matters stood. We were determined on our side not
+to give it up, and so a compromise was effected. It
+was agreed to wait for an hour or two and see if
+matters mended. So we stretched ourselves out on a
+damp sloping rock, prepared to resume our journey
+at the slightest indication of a change for the better.
+Rest at such a time even under these hard, not to say
+stony, conditions is seductive, and, as we lay half
+dozing, strange heretical thoughts came crowding into
+the mind. Why toil up this mountain when one can
+rest in luxury on these knobby rocks? Why labour over
+the shifting moraine, the deceitful glacier, the slippery
+<pb n='88'/><anchor id='Pg088'/>rock? What is the good of it all? Can it be vanity
+or——<q>Vorwärts!</q> The dream vanished as the cheery
+cry broke out from the guide engaged on outpost duty,
+and as we rose and stretched ourselves the whole
+aspect of affairs seemed changed. A distinct break
+in the clouds at the head of the Mer de Glace gave
+promise of better things in store, and we felt almost
+guilty of having wasted an hour or more at our halt.
+The break became larger and larger, and before long
+the great cloud banks resolved into one huge streamer
+flying from the summit of the peak. I fancy that, at
+any rate in the early stages of mountaineering, many
+good chances are thrown away on such days, for
+guides are as a rule somewhat prone to despondency
+in the early morning hours. Once started, however,
+they became wondrously keen, complained of our
+delay, and even asserted with some effrontery that
+they had predicted fine weather all the time, and this
+without a blush; still some one rather neatly defined
+blushing as a suffusion least seldom seen in those who
+have the most occasion for it, and guides share with
+politicians a certain power of manipulating their
+opinions to suit the exigencies of the moment. The
+traces of our former attempt assisted us materially
+on the glacier. Our plan of attack consisted in getting
+on the rocks at our former point, but working on this
+occasion much more directly up the face. Burgener
+conceived that by following this line of assault we
+<pb n='89'/><anchor id='Pg089'/>should be able to ascend, by means of a gully which
+existed only in his own imagination, to a more practicable
+part of the peak. Between the two summits
+of the Aiguille du Dru may be seen, at any rate in
+photographs, a tempting-looking streak of snow: it
+seemed possible, if we could once reach the lower
+point of this streak, to follow its line upwards. The
+lower peak of the Dru is well rounded on its eastern
+face, and the rocks appear more broken than in other
+parts of the mountain.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The expedition resumed</note>
+
+<p>
+If we could but once reach the cleft between the
+peaks there seemed every chance of our being able to
+reach the lower summit. At the outset progress was
+fast. We followed our former line till we were in sight
+of the rock tower and then at once bore off to the right.
+The climbing was rather more difficult, at least it
+seemed so to us in those days, than on the other part
+of the mountain with which we had previously made
+acquaintance. A series of short flat gullies had to be
+climbed, but there were exceedingly few inequalities to
+help us. The rope was of little or no use and might
+perhaps have been laid aside with advantage. We
+soon found that we had reached a higher point than
+at our previous attempt, and as the leader constantly
+returned favourable reports our spirits rose; so elated
+in fact did we become that the exact formalities to be
+observed on reaching the top were seriously discussed
+whenever the occasion offered for conversation, which
+<pb n='90'/><anchor id='Pg090'/>was not very often. Old Franz chattered away to
+himself, as was his wont when matters went well, and
+on looking back on one occasion I perceived the
+strange phenomenon of a smile illuminating the
+porter’s features. Howbeit, this worthy spake no
+words of satisfaction, but pulled ever at his empty pipe.
+By dint of wriggling over a smooth sloping stone slab
+we had got into a steep rock gully which promised to
+lead us to a good height. Burgener, assisted by much
+pushing and prodding from below and aided on his
+own part by much snorting and some strong language,
+had managed to climb on to a great overhanging
+boulder that cut off the view from the rest of the
+party below. As he disappeared from sight we
+watched the paying out of the rope with as much
+anxiety as a fisherman eyes his vanishing line when
+the salmon runs. Presently the rope ceased to move
+and we waited for a few moments in suspense. We
+felt that the critical moment of the expedition had
+arrived, and the fact that our own view was exceedingly
+limited made us all the more anxious to hear the
+verdict. <q>How does it look?</q> we called out. The
+answer came back in patois, a bad sign in such emergencies.
+For a minute or two an animated conversation
+was kept up; then we decided to take another opinion
+and accordingly hoisted up our second guide. The
+chatter was redoubled. <q>What does it look like?</q> we
+shouted again. <q>Not possible from where we are,</q>
+<pb n='91'/><anchor id='Pg091'/>was the melancholy answer, and in a tone that crashed
+at once all our previous elation. I could not find
+words at the moment to express my disappointment:
+but the porter could and gallantly he came to the
+rescue. He opened his mouth for the first time and
+spoke, and he said very loud indeed that it was
+<q>verdammt.</q> Precisely: that is just what it was.
+Having made this short speech, the porter allowed the
+smile to fade away from his features, shook out some
+imaginary ashes and proceeded to light some visionary
+tobacco, sucking at a lighted match through the
+medium of an empty pipe. It seemed hard to believe
+at first that we were to be baulked when so near the
+summit, and it was not till the guides had tried again
+and again to storm the almost vertical wall of smooth
+rock and had shown the utter impossibility of turning
+it either right or left, that we felt we were really
+beaten. One more forlorn chance remained: we
+might try the west face of the mountain from the
+spot we had reached at our first attempt, when the
+weather had prevented us from making any further
+progress. Had there been more time at our disposal
+we should have done better to try another line of
+ascent more to our right, that is, nearer to the col,
+and it might be possible to reach the cleft between the
+two summits by this means. As for the snow streak
+which looked so tempting at a distance, it is a delusion
+and a snare, if the latter term be applicable to a place
+<pb n='92'/><anchor id='Pg092'/>which appears to be much more difficult to get into
+than it probably would be to get out of. We had
+already pretty fully realised that the mountain was
+more difficult to ascend than we had ever contemplated,
+and it seemed advisable at the moment to make for
+some definite point which at any rate we felt sure of
+reaching and to study the peak in detail to the best of
+our ability; so we made towards our cairn, though
+with little hope of gaining much knowledge thereby.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A sticking point</note>
+
+<p>
+Without much difficulty, but not without some
+little danger from falling stones (though on the whole,
+the mountain is remarkably free from these annoyances,
+there being as a matter of fact but few loose
+stones to fall), we reached our former point and were
+able to judge distinctly of how much higher we had
+reached at our second attempt. We saw also that upward
+progress from the point on which we stood would
+not be possible, but it must be remembered that we were
+able only to see a small strip of the mountain lying
+directly above. Every crag that was not absolutely
+vertical appeared to overhang, and the few small cracks
+that might have afforded hand and foot hold led nowhere
+in particular. Altogether the view was depressing
+although limited. There was no time to hunt about
+for other routes, or we should certainly have done so,
+for we felt that though beaten our discomfiture only
+arose from the fact that we had chosen a wrong line
+of ascent. Possibly within a few yards of us lay a
+<pb n='93'/><anchor id='Pg093'/>feasible route, but we knew not on which side it might
+be. Here it occurred to the porter for the first time
+that his pipe was empty and had been so all day: he
+thereupon made his second remark, which consisted
+in an audible request for something to put in it. We
+had dragged up with us (as a matter of fact the
+porter had carried it the whole time) some 200 feet of
+rope, thinking it might help us in the descent, but the
+part of the mountain on which we were presents no
+more difficulties in this respect than does Avernus.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Beaten back</note>
+
+<p>
+Arrived on the snow slope opposite the rock face
+on which we had been climbing during the day, we
+stopped, extended the telescope, and tried to make
+out our exact line, and endeavoured also to discover
+what had been our error; no easy task, as any persons
+of experience will admit. At any time the appearance
+of this peak is deceptive, and the outline no more
+guides you to a knowledge of the natural details than
+does the outline of a fashionable lady’s dress. But
+as we looked the mountain seemed flattened out by
+reason of a blue evening mist which obscured all
+the irregularities. So we turned and resumed our
+journey down, running hard across the Mer de Glace,
+for the shades of night drew on apace, and reached
+Chamouni at 8.30 in the evening, leaving the guides
+at the Montanvert with half a bottle of thin red wine
+between three of them. We were overtaken by Edouard
+Cupelin, one of the best of the Chamouni guides, at
+<pb n='94'/><anchor id='Pg094'/>any rate on rock mountains, on our way down, and he
+gave us a rather sensational account of his own adventures
+on the peak. In justice to him it should
+be mentioned that he was almost the only Chamouni
+guide who seemed to think the ascent possible, and in
+his opinion the general line that we had adopted was
+the correct one. Our second expedition thus from first
+to last occupied about 20½ hours, but the halts were not
+nearly so numerous as on the first occasion. The
+experience of our two days’ climbing led us to the
+conclusion that Cupelin was right. From the peculiar
+character of the rocks and the fact that our
+climbing lay chiefly along short flat gullies we were
+unable, as already remarked, to get a very clear idea
+of any part of the mountain except that on which
+we were actually engaged, and we were led to the
+opinion that the only plan to find a possible route
+would consist in trying in succession from below the
+different parts of the southern face. The final peak,
+which from this side shoots up clearly defined from
+the great mass of the mountain, seemed to us tolerably
+easy of ascent provided one could reach the
+base. A sort of depression extends three parts of the
+way round, and the edge of this shallow moat appeared
+to be defended by an inaccessible belt of vertical
+rock. The actual rocks were wholly unlike any met with
+elsewhere in our experience. Great vertical slabs were
+fitted together with an accuracy which was beautiful
+<pb n='95'/><anchor id='Pg095'/>in its perfection, but irritating beyond conception to
+the climber. Progress upwards, when above the level
+of the col, necessitated a series of fatiguing gymnastics
+like swimming uphill, but the rocks where
+they were possible proved invariably firm and good.
+On both occasions we were stopped by sheer difficulty
+and probably saw the mountain at its very best. The
+snow on the rocks, which proved such a formidable
+difficulty to Mr. Pendlebury’s party, had almost entirely
+disappeared before our assault. The rocks were
+warm and the weather on the second day was perfect.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Results gained</note>
+
+<p>
+Such is the history of our first two attempts to
+climb this mountain. They served but to whet our
+appetite for success, but it was not till years after that
+we were fortunate enough to meet with that success.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="4" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='96'/><anchor id='Pg096'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="IV. A day across country"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="IV. A day across country"/>
+<head>CHAPTER IV.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">A DAY ACROSS COUNTRY</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+The art of meteorological vaticination—The climate we leave our
+homes for—Observations in the valley—The diligence arrives
+and shoots its load—Types of travellers—The Alpine habitué—The
+elderly spinster on tour—A stern Briton—A family party—We
+seek fresh snow-fields—The Bietschhorn—A <anchor id="corr096"/><corr sic="sepulchra">sepulchral</corr>
+bivouac—On early starts and their curious effects on the temperament—A
+choice of routes—A deceptive ice gully—The
+avalanches on the Bietschhorn—We work up to a dramatic
+situation—The united party nearly fall out—A limited panorama—A
+race for home—Caught out—A short cut—Driven to extremities—The
+water jump—An aged person comes to the rescue—A
+classical banquet at Ried—The old curé and his hospitality—A
+wasted life?
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+The summer season of 1878 was one of the worst
+on record. Meteorologists, by a species of climatic
+paradox, might have had a fine time of it; mountaineers
+had a most wet and disagreeable time of it.
+The weather prophets easily established a reputation
+for infallibility—according to the accepted modern
+standard of vaticination—by predicting invariably
+evil things. They were thus right five times out of
+six, which will readily be acknowledged as very creditable
+in persons who were uninspired, save by a desire
+<pb n='97'/><anchor id='Pg097'/>to exalt themselves in the eyes of their fellow tourists.
+But, as in the case of that singularly hopeful person
+Tantalus, the torture was rendered more artistic and
+aggravating by sporadic promise of better things.
+One day the rock aiguilles were powdered over and
+white-speckled with snow. The climber looked up
+longingly at the heights above, but visions of
+numbing cold and frost-bitten fingers caused him to
+thrust the latter members into his pockets and turn
+away with a sigh, to put it mildly, and avert his gaze
+from the chilling spectacle. Then would he follow his
+daily practice—his thrice-a-daily practice in all probability—of
+overeating himself. Perhaps, while still
+engaged at <hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> in consuming, at any rate in
+masticating, the multiform dish generically named
+<q>chevreuil,</q> the glow of a rosy sunset, and the hope
+of brighter things in store for the morrow, would
+attract him to the window.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Autres temps, autres mœurs</note>
+
+<p>
+The next day would produce scorching heat, a clear
+sky, a rising barometer, and a revival of spirits; diet, as
+the physicians say, as before. The powdered snow would
+disappear off the ledges and, melting, distribute itself
+more uniformly over the rocks, which as a result presented
+a shining appearance, as the morning face of a
+schoolboy or the Sunday face of a general servant. At
+night a clear sky and a sharp frost in the high regions,
+and the next day the mountain would be more impossible
+than ever. Still, recognising that another few hours
+<pb n='98'/><anchor id='Pg098'/>of grateful sunshine would cause the thin film of ice
+glazing the rocks to melt and evaporate, the energetic
+climber (and we were very energetic that year) would
+summon his guides and all his resolution, pack up his
+traps, and start for a bivouac up aloft, to return, in all
+probability, at the end of twenty-four hours, in a downfall
+of rain and in the condition of steamy moisture so
+tersely described by Mr. Mantalini. Such, during July
+1878, was our lot day after day in the glorious Alpine
+climate. We paced up and down, with the regularity
+of sentries, between our camp on the Aiguille du Dru
+and Couttet’s hotel at Chamouni. Occasionally we
+ascended some distance up the Glacier de la Charpoua
+and took observations. Once or twice we proceeded
+far enough on the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru to
+prove the impossibility of ascending them to any
+great height. Still we were loth to depart and run
+the risk of losing a favourable opportunity of assaulting
+the mountain with any chance of success. It fell
+out thus that we had good opportunities of observing
+our fellow creatures and the various types of travellers
+who, notwithstanding the weather, still crowded into
+Chamouni; for it was only on rock peaks such as the
+Aiguille du Dru, or difficult mountains like the
+Aiguille Verte, that climbing was impossible. This
+condition of things did not affect to any very
+appreciable extent the perambulating peasants who
+constitute the vast majority of the body known as
+<pb n='99'/><anchor id='Pg099'/>guides in Chamouni. These worthies merely loafed a
+little more than they were wont to do, if that be
+possible. Perhaps the gathering invariably to be
+found, during twenty hours out of the twenty-four,
+at the cross roads near Tairraz’s shop was still more
+numerously attended, and there was some slight increase
+in the number of sunburnt individuals who
+found intellectual exercise sufficient to apologise for
+their existence in wearing their hands in their pockets,
+smoking indifferent tobacco, expectorating indiscriminately,
+and uttering statements devoid of sense or
+point to anybody who cared to listen. The weather
+had no effect on them; whether wet or dry, cold or
+warm, they still occupied themselves from June to
+September in the same manner. Once in the early
+morning, and once again about five o’clock in the
+evening, were they momentarily galvanised out of their
+listlessness by the arriving and departing diligences.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The diligence arrives</note>
+
+<p>
+On the arrival of the caravan the contingent was
+usually reinforced by some of our own countrymen.
+The proper attitude for the English visitor at
+Chamouni to assume, when watching the evening
+incursion of tourists, consisted in leaning against the
+wall on the south side of the street, and so to pose
+himself as to indicate independence of the proceedings
+and to wear an expression of indifference tinged with
+a suggestion of cynical humour. This was usually
+accomplished by wearing the hands in the pockets,
+<pb n='100'/><anchor id='Pg100'/>tilting the hat a little over the eyes, crossing the legs,
+and laughing unduly at the remarks of companions,
+whether audible or not. Some few considered that
+smoking a wooden pipe assisted the realisation of the
+effect intended: others apparently held that a heavy
+object held in the mouth interfered with the expression.
+I have observed that these same onlookers were bitterly
+indignant at the ordeal they had to pass through on
+returning to their native shores viâ Folkestone, when
+clambering wearily with leaden eyes and sage-green
+complexions up the pier steps. Yet the diligence
+travellers, begrimed with dust, stung of horse flies,
+cramped, choked, and so jolted that they recognised
+more bony prominences than previous anatomical
+knowledge had ever led them to expect they possessed,
+were none the less objects of pity. Still human nature
+is always worthy of study, and those who arrived,
+together with those who went to see them arrive, were
+equally interesting under the depressing climatic influences
+which so often forbade us to take our pleasure
+elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Alpine habitue</note>
+
+<p>
+It was curious to note how, day after day, the diligence
+on its arrival released from the cramped thraldom
+of its uncomfortable seats almost exactly the same
+load. As the great lumbering yellow vehicle came
+within sight, one or two familiar faces would be seen
+craning out to catch the first sight of an old guide or
+mountain friend. These <hi rend='italic'>habitués</hi> as a rule secured
+<pb n='101'/><anchor id='Pg101'/>for themselves the corner seats. We knew exactly
+what their luggage would be. A bundle of axes like
+Roman <q>fasces</q> would be handed out first, with perhaps
+a little unnecessary ostentation, followed by a coil
+of rope which might have been packed up in the portmanteau,
+but usually was not; then a knapsack, with
+marks on the back like a map of the continent of
+America if the owner was an old hand, and a spotless
+minute check if he were only trying to look like
+one. The owners of the knapsacks would be clad in
+suits that once were dittos, flannel shirts and the
+familiar British wide-awake, the new aspirants for
+mountaineering fame decorating their head gear with
+snow spectacles purchased in Geneva. Very business-like
+would they show themselves in collecting their
+luggage before anybody else; then, with a knowing
+look at the mountains, they would make their way
+to Couttet’s. Next, perhaps, would follow a party of
+some two or three spinsters travelling alone and as
+uncertain about their destination as they were of their
+age. To attract such, some of the hotel proprietors,
+more astute than their fellows, despatched to the
+scene of action porters of cultivated manners and
+obsequious demeanour, who seldom failed, by proving
+themselves to be <q>such nice polite men, my dear,</q>
+to ensnare the victims. Burdened with the numerous
+parcels and odd little bags this class of traveller
+greatly affects, the nicely mannered porter would lead
+<pb n='102'/><anchor id='Pg102'/>the way to the hotel or pension, probably bestowing,
+as he passed, a wink on some friend among the guides,
+who recognised at once the type of tourist that would
+inevitably visit the Montanvert, probably the Chapeau
+and possibly the Flégère, and recognising too the type
+in whom judicious compliments were not likely to be
+invested without satisfactory results. Such people
+invariably enquired if they could not be taken <hi rend='italic'>en
+pension</hi>. Somewhat frugal as regards diet, especially
+breakfast, but with astounding capacities for swallowing
+<hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> dinners or such romance as the
+guides might be pleased to invent on the subject of
+their own prowess and exploits. Charming old ladies
+these often were, as pleased with the novelty of everything
+they saw around them as a gutter child in a
+country meadow. Their nature changes marvellously
+in the Alps. Scarcely should we recognise in the
+small wiry traveller in the mountains the same individual
+whom we might meet in town—say in the
+neighbourhood of Bloomsbury. I have noticed such
+a one not a hundred miles from there whose energy
+for sight-seeing when in the Alps surpassed all belief.
+Yet here she seemed but a little, wrinkled, bent-in-the-back
+old woman, flat of foot, reckless at crossings,
+finding difficulty on Sunday mornings in fishing a
+copper out of her reticule for the crossing sweeper, by
+reason of the undue length of the finger-tips to her
+one-buttoned black kid gloves, and accompanied on
+<pb n='103'/><anchor id='Pg103'/>week days, perhaps for the sake of contrast, by a
+sprightly little black and tan dog of so arrogant a
+disposition that it declined to use in walking all the
+legs which Providence had furnished it. Next,
+perhaps, the British paterfamilias, who might or might
+not be a clergyman, most intractable of tourists; ever
+prone to combine instruction with amusement for the
+benefit of his bored family, slightly relaxing on week
+days, but rigid and austere on Sundays beyond conception.
+And then the foreign sub-Alpine walker or
+<q>intrépide,</q> clad in special garments of local make
+and highly vaunted efficiency, garrulous, smoky,
+voracious, a trifle greasy, and dealing habitually in
+ecstatic hendecasyllables expressive of admiration of
+everything he saw. Next the family party, possibly
+with a courier, with whom the younger members were,
+as a rule, unduly familiar: the boys wearing tailed
+shooting coats, consorting but ill with Eton turn-down
+collars, groaning under the burden of green baize bags
+containing assorted guide books, strange receptacles
+for the umbrellas of the party, and with leathern
+wallets slung around their shoulders, stuffed with the
+useless articles boys cherish and love to carry with
+them; the girls awkwardly conscious and feeling ill
+at ease by reason of the practical dresses, boots, and
+head gear devised for them at home, looking tenderly
+after a collection of weakly sticks tipped with chamois
+horns and decorated with a spirally arranged list of
+<pb n='104'/><anchor id='Pg104'/>localities; the whole party in an excessively bad
+temper, which the boys exhibited by pummelling and
+thumping when <q>pa</q> was not looking and the girls
+by little sniffs, head tossings, and pointed remarks at
+each other that they had no idea what guys they
+looked. It will be observed that the constant bad
+weather induced a cynical condition of mind.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A family party</note>
+
+<p>
+We made up our minds, notwithstanding the
+attractions of this varied company, to quit them for
+a while, to seek fresh snow-fields and glaciers new,
+and to leave the rocks of the Aiguille du Dru for a
+time unmolested. At the suggestion of Jaun we betook
+ourselves to the Oberland for a contemplated
+ascent of the Bietschhorn by a new route. Under a
+tropical sun we made our way by the interminable
+zigzags through the Trient valley down to Vernayaz,
+where we met again, like the witches in <q>Macbeth,</q> in
+thunder and in rain. Our project was to ascend the
+Bietschhorn from the Visp side and descend it by the
+usual route to Ried. This form of novelty had become
+so common in mountaineering that a new word had
+been coined expressly to describe such expeditions,
+and the climber, if he succeeded in his endeavour, was
+said to have <q>colled</q> the peak. The phrase, however,
+was only admissible on the first occasion, and it was
+subsequently described by any who followed, in more
+prosaic terms, as going up one side and down the other.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A sepulchral bivouac</note>
+
+<p>
+We did not experience any unusual difficulty in
+<pb n='105'/><anchor id='Pg105'/>leaving Visp tolerably early in the morning. The
+chorus of frogs, who were in remarkably fine voice
+that night in the neighbouring swamps, kept us
+awake, and the proper musical contrast was provided
+by the alto humming of some hungry mosquitoes.
+Our plan of assault was to camp somewhere at the
+head of the Baltschieder Thal, which is a dreary stony
+valley with only a few huts that would scarcely be
+considered habitable even by a London slum-landlord.
+The living inhabitants appeared to consist of three
+unkempt children, two pigs, one imbecile old man,
+and a dog with a fortuitous family. On the whole,
+therefore, we came to the conclusion that nature
+would probably provide better accommodation than
+the local architectural art, and a short search revealed
+a most luxurious bivouac, close to the left moraine of
+the Baltschieder Glacier, under the shelter of the
+Fäschhorn and a little above the level of the ice fall.
+A huge, flat slab of rock formed the roof of a wedge-shaped
+cavity capable of holding at least six persons,
+if disposed in a horizontal position. The space between
+the floor and the roof, it is true, was not much
+more than three feet; but the chamber, though well
+sheltered, demanded no ventilating tubes to ensure a
+proper supply of fresh air. Having a little spare time
+and being luxuriously inclined, we decided to sleep on
+spring beds. First we swept the stone floor, then
+covered it with a thick layer of dry rhododendron
+<pb n='106'/><anchor id='Pg106'/>branches, over which were laid large sods of dried
+peat grass, and the beds were complete. The pointed
+ends of the twigs showed rather a tendency to penetrate
+through the grassy covering during the night,
+but otherwise the mattresses were all that could be
+desired. About two in the morning we got up—that
+is, we would have got up had it not been physically
+impossible to do so by reason of the lowness of the
+roof. A more correct expression would be perhaps to
+say that we turned out, rolling from under the shelter
+of the slab one after another. By the dim light of an
+ineffective candle, poked into the neck of a broken
+bottle, we found it no easy matter to collect all the
+articles which the guides had of course unpacked
+and stowed away as if they were going to stay a week;
+indeed, a certain bottle of seltzer water will probably
+still be found—at any rate the bottle will—by anyone
+who seeks repose in the same quarters.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On early starts</note>
+
+<p>
+We started in the usual frame of mind—that is to
+say, everybody was exceedingly facetious for about
+three minutes. In about ten minutes one of the
+party, who would slake his thirst unduly at a crystal
+spring near the bivouac the previous evening, found
+that his boot lace was untied; circumstances which
+do not seem associated at first sight, but are not,
+nevertheless, infrequently observed. So again have
+I often remarked that a good dinner overnight
+develops in an astonishing manner admiration for
+<pb n='107'/><anchor id='Pg107'/>distant views when ascending on the subsequent day.
+Within a quarter of an hour the amateurs of the
+party ceased to indulge in conversation, their remarks
+dying away into a species of pained silence similar to
+that which is induced in youthful voluptuaries by the
+premature smoking of clay pipes. The guides, however,
+seldom if ever desisted from dialogue, and never
+for the purpose of listening to each other’s remarks.
+Still, the respiratory process is governed by the
+same conditions in the case of guides as in other
+mortals, and though they would scorn to stoop to the
+boot-lace subterfuge, and feel that a sudden admiration
+for scenery would deceive no one, they yet found it
+necessary before long to distribute their burdens more
+equally; a process achieved by halting, untying
+several strings, taking out several parcels and replacing
+them in the same positions. By these
+various methods we acquired what athletes call
+<q>second wind</q> and stepped out more strongly. We
+crossed a moraine of the usual inconsistency—however,
+the subject of loose moraines has been, I fancy,
+touched upon by other writers. The Baltschieder
+Glacier sweeps at a right angle round a mountain
+christened, not very originally, the Breithorn. This
+particular member of that somewhat numerous family
+blocks up the head of the Baltschieder Thal. We
+skirted the north base of the Breithorn, passing between
+it and the Jägihorn, and arriving at the top of a
+<pb n='108'/><anchor id='Pg108'/>steep little slope came in full view of the eastern
+slopes of our objective peak. At this point Maurer
+gave vent to a dismal wail of anguish as it suddenly
+occurred to him that he had left the bottle of seltzer
+water down below. With some difficulty did we persuade
+him that it was not necessary to return for it,
+although the idea of repose was not wholly distasteful,
+but we felt that we had probably all our work cut out
+for us in one sense, and that the days were none too
+long for such an expedition as the one we had in hand.
+Two distinct lines of attack appeared to offer themselves.
+One route, more to our right, led upwards by
+a gentle curved ridge, chiefly of snow, connecting the
+Baltschieder Joch with the northern arête of the
+mountain. In 1866 Messrs. D. W. Freshfield and
+C. C. Tucker, as we learnt subsequently, attained a
+high point by this way and were only prevented from
+accomplishing the actual ascent by bad weather,
+though they did enough to prove the practicability of
+the route. However, this way, which appeared the
+easier of the two, was evidently the longer from our
+position. The other route had the advantage of lying
+straight in front of us. Its attraction consisted of a
+broad long gully of snow enclosed between two ridges
+of rock. By the dim morning light the snow appeared
+easy enough and was evidently in suitable condition:
+howbeit, long snow couloirs, at the summit of which
+rocks overhang, are not usually to be recommended
+<pb n='109'/><anchor id='Pg109'/>when the mountain itself is composed of friable
+material. Now it would be difficult to find in the
+whole of the Alps a mountain more disposed to cast
+stones at its assailants than the Bietschhorn, a fact
+of which we were fully aware. Every ascent of this
+disintegrating peak so rearranges the rocks that the
+next comers would not be wholly without justification
+if they pleaded that the details of their ascent were to
+a great extent new. Still, mountaineers up to the
+present have not been quite reduced to such a far-fetched
+claim to novelty, although in these latter days
+they have at times come perilously near it. Judging
+by the direction of the strata, we felt certain that the
+rock ridges must be practicable, and the problem in
+mountaineering set before us consisted in finding out
+how we might best ascend without subjecting ourselves
+to the inconveniences experienced by some of the early
+martyrs.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The rocks of the Bietschhorn</note>
+
+<p>
+An early breakfast put fresh strength into us.
+It is a common mistake of mountaineers not to
+breakfast early enough and not to breakfast often
+enough. If it be desired to achieve a long expedition
+when there is not likely to be too much spare time,
+the wise man will eat something at least every two
+hours up to about 10 o’clock in the morning, supposing,
+for instance, he started about 2 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> It is
+astonishing to notice how the full man gains upon
+the empty one on fatiguing snow slopes. We strode
+<pb n='110'/><anchor id='Pg110'/>rapidly across the basin of snow called the Jägifirn
+and arrived at the foot of the gully. But now we
+could see that our suspicions were more than verified:
+ugly-looking marks in the snow above indicated falling
+stones, and the snow itself was obviously in a
+condition prone to avalanches. This danger must
+always be present in couloirs to a greater or less extent
+in such seasons as the one we were experiencing.
+There had been sufficient power of sun to convert the
+contents of the gully into what would have been, in
+fine weather, a glistening ice slope. But much fresh
+snow had fallen recently. It but rarely can happen,
+when snow has fallen late in the season or during the
+hot months, that the new and the old layers can become
+properly amalgamated. If, therefore, there is too
+great a thickness of fresh snow to allow of steps being
+cut through this into the ice beneath, such couloirs are
+unsafe. The mark of a single avalanche due to the
+sliding off of the fresh snow on the ice beneath—a
+mark easily enough recognised—would deter any save
+an unwise person or a novice from attempting such a
+line of ascent. The marvellous hereditary instinct so
+often attributed to guides in judging of this condition
+really reduces itself to a matter of very simple observation
+and attention, and one within the reach of
+anybody. But travellers in the Alps too often appear
+to treat their reasoning faculties like they do their tall
+hats, and leave them at home. The question then
+<pb n='111'/><anchor id='Pg111'/>was, Were the rocks right or left of this snow gully
+practicable? We all agreed that they were, and proceeded
+at once to test the accuracy of our opinion.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Avalanches on the Bietschhorn</note>
+
+<p>
+We crossed the bergschrund—that godsend to
+writers on mountaineering in search of material to act
+as padding—and without dwelling on its insecure bridge
+longer than we need now dwell on the subject made
+swiftly for some rocks on the left. Scarcely had we
+gained them when a rush of snow and ice, of no great
+dimensions, but still large enough to be formidable,
+obliterated all the tracks we had just made. This
+settled the point at once, and we felt that by the rocks
+alone would it be proper to force the ascent. While
+on the ridge we were safe enough, and had the advantage
+as we clambered up of a most commanding position
+from whence we could view the frequent avalanches
+that swept by. The rain of the previous night, though
+it had only lasted for an hour or two, had evidently
+had a great effect on the state of the snow, and the
+avalanches seemed to pour down almost incessantly:
+probably some forty or fifty swept by us while we
+climbed by the side of the gully, and our situation
+gave rise to that feeling of somewhat pained security
+which is experienced when standing on a railway
+platform as an express train dashes by; we certainly
+felt that some of the downfalls would have
+reduced our party to a pulp quite as easily and with
+as much unconcern as the train itself. The guides,
+<pb n='112'/><anchor id='Pg112'/>who do not perhaps tax their memories very severely
+for a parallel on such an occasion, asserted, as they
+generally do, that they had never seen anything like
+it in the whole course of their lives. They then fell to
+whistling, laughed very gaily, and borrowed tobacco
+from each other.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A dramatic situation</note>
+
+<p>
+Gradually our difficulties became more pronounced,
+and conversation on indifferent topics was discarded,
+the remarks being confined to brief exclamations
+such as <q>Keep it tight!</q> <q>Don’t touch that one!</q>
+<q>Hold on now!</q> <q>You’re treading on my fingers!</q>
+<q>The point of your axe is sticking into my stomach!</q>
+and similar ejaculations. Once in a way we ascended
+for a few feet by the snow, though never quite losing
+touch of the rocks, and sank waist deep in the soft
+compound filling up the gully. Then we went back to
+the rotten rocks for a brief spell, well content to be
+more out of the reach of chance fragments of ice
+falling down the shoot. It is wonderful to note how
+quickly time passes in an exciting climb of this nature;
+but our progress was actually rather rapid, so fast
+indeed that we did not fully realise at one period that
+we were getting into difficulties and that we had without
+doubt strayed, Christian-like, from the narrow
+path which was evidently the right one. Throughout
+the day we were conscious that the climb was too long
+to be completed if we made any serious mistake involving
+the retracing of steps. Quite suddenly, our
+<pb n='113'/><anchor id='Pg113'/>situation became critical: a hurried glance up and
+down along the line revealed the fact that each
+member of the party had to do all he knew to preserve
+his position. The attitudes were ungainly enough to
+suggest instantaneous photographs at an ill-selected
+movement of four individuals dancing a <q>can-can.</q>
+Maurer was engaged apparently in an extremely
+close and minute inspection of the toe of his right
+boot. Another member of the party was giving a
+practical illustration of the fact that he could, by
+extreme extension of his arms, stretch more than
+his own height, while a third was endeavouring to find
+out why the power of co-ordinating his muscular
+movements was suddenly lost to him, and why he
+could not persuade his left leg to join his right. For
+a few moments Jaun, who was leading, hung on by his
+finger-tips and the issue of the expedition hung in the
+balance. But our leader, by dint of some <anchor id="corr113"/><corr sic="complicate">complicated</corr>
+sprawls, transferred himself over a passage of rock on
+which we had no earthly reason to be, and assisted
+the rest of the party to regain a more promising line
+of ascent. For those few minutes the situation was
+dramatic enough, and the thought crossed my mind
+that the curtain might not improbably descend on it;
+a solution of the difficulty which commends itself to
+the playwright when he has involved his <hi rend='italic'>dramatis personæ</hi>
+in difficulties, but which is not without its
+objections to the climber. On the whole the rocks on
+<pb n='114'/><anchor id='Pg114'/>this face of the mountain are much more difficult than
+on the other, and, writing now after the lapse of some
+years, I am disposed to think that these are perhaps
+the most difficult crags of any that I have ever met
+with to climb properly, that is with a minimum of risk
+to one’s self and to one’s companions; as a good
+proof of this I may say that the ascent would probably
+have appeared fairly easy to a novice and that it
+required some little Alpine experience to realise their
+real difficulty and their treacherous nature. There
+was scarcely time to test adequately all hand and foothold,
+and examination of rocks by what surgeons term
+palpation is a <hi rend='italic'>sine quâ non</hi> in rock climbing. Undoubtedly
+the mountain was not in the best possible
+order. We may possibly have rearranged the rocks
+in our line of ascent in a more convenient manner for
+those who follow. Certainly we may fairly say that
+in our actual line of ascent we left no stone unturned
+to ensure success.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The united party nearly fall out</note>
+
+<p>
+Close below the ridge—within perhaps ten feet of
+it, for if I remember aright our leader had actually
+reached the crest—came the climax to what was perhaps
+rather a perilous climb. The first and second
+on the rope had met in their upward passage a huge
+cube of rock whose security they had carefully tested,
+and to surmount which it was necessary to stretch
+to the fullest extent in order to gain a respectable
+hold for the hands. We were all four in a direct line
+<pb n='115'/><anchor id='Pg115'/>one below the other, and the two last on the rope were
+placed perforce directly beneath the treacherous crag.
+By an extension movement which conveyed some
+notion of the sensation experienced by those on the
+rack, I had reached a handhold pronounced to be of a
+passable nature by those above. By this manœuvre
+I succeeded in getting my feet exactly to a place on
+which the others, who were much heavier than I, had
+stood in security; without rhyme or reason the block
+of stone, which was about the size of a grand pianoforte,
+suddenly broke away from under me; a huge
+gap seemed cloven out in the mountain side, and
+Maurer, below, had only just time to spring aside,
+enveloped in a cloud of dust, and to throw himself flat
+against the rock, while the rope was strained to the
+utmost. Fortunately the handhold above was sound
+and I was able to hold on with feet dangling in the
+air, searching in vain for some projection on which
+to rest. Those above were too insecure to give any
+efficient help, and in fact possibly viewed my struggles,
+inasmuch as they were not fully aware at first of what
+had happened, with as much equanimity as a person
+inside a boat contemplates the gymnastic performances
+of a bather trying to climb over the edge. As
+the cloud of dust cleared off, however, and Maurer’s
+face gradually beamed through it like the sun in a
+fog, for the excitement had made him the colour of
+a cornet player giving vent to a high note, they
+<pb n='116'/><anchor id='Pg116'/>began to realise that something abnormal had happened,
+while the distant thundering reverberations of
+the falling mass assured them that it was no ordinary
+slip. Meanwhile Maurer planted his axe so as to give
+me some foothold, and with a push from below and
+a pull from above, fortunately simultaneous, I succeeded
+in planting my feet where my hands were, and
+subsequently undoubling found that we were within a
+few feet of the ridge, that the panorama beyond was
+undoubtedly magnificent, but was thrown out in strong
+relief by deep blue-black thunder-clouds advancing
+towards us.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Jaun now removed his empty pipe from his mouth
+and replaced it by a lucifer match, which, either as an
+aid to reflection or possibly for medicinal purposes, he
+chewed as he contemplated the ridge. A miserably
+cold wind with a remarkable knack of detecting all
+the rents in our raiment whistled around; above, the
+summit of the mountain was enveloped in driving
+thick mist and cloud. Still the final ridge looked
+fairly easy, and indeed proved to be so. The snow
+was deep and soft, and the stones below were so
+arranged as to remind us forcibly of a newly mended
+road in our native country; big and little, all seemed
+loose, and all arranged with their sharpest points and
+edges uppermost. The ridge is moderately broad,
+and we were able to flounder along with fair rapidity.
+Spurred on by the unpromising look of the weather
+<pb n='117'/><anchor id='Pg117'/>and stimulated by the cold wind, which rendered any
+halts so unpleasant as to be out of the question, we
+set to work in earnest and found ourselves at the base
+of the final little snow and rock cone earlier than the
+length of the ridge had led us to expect. As we
+stepped on to the summit we experienced the curious
+sensation usually arising when climbing through
+clouds, that the mountain itself was sinking away
+rapidly from under our feet. The panorama was
+wholly composed of a foreground consisting of mist,
+and presented therefore comparatively few attractions.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A limited panorama</note>
+
+<p>
+It was already so late in the afternoon that we
+could not have afforded to stay in any case, and, as
+we felt that serious difficulties might possibly be encountered
+in descending, we set off at once, visions of
+a warm welcome and a hot bath at Ried rising before
+our minds. The idea of descending by way of the
+Baltschieder Joch was negatived without a division.
+The northern ridge of the Bietschhorn is a counterpart
+of the one by which we had ascended, with the solitary
+advantage in our case that we had to go down it and
+not up. The snow slopes leading down to the Nest
+Glacier were much broader, and we were strongly
+tempted more than once to quit the ridge for this
+western face of the mountain. Ultimately, persuaded
+that the condition of the snow justified us in so doing,
+we struck straight down on to the Nest Glacier, skirted
+round the ridge of rocks dividing the Nest Glacier
+<pb n='118'/><anchor id='Pg118'/>from the Birch Glacier, and catching sight of a little
+green patch some way below, threw off the rope and
+rushed precipitately down to it. Misguided by a few
+gleams of sunshine breaking out between the driving
+clouds, we conceived the idea of repose and thought
+that we might as well be aired and dried. Below,
+the hotel at Ried was in full view, and it seemed
+but an hour or two from us: but our troubles were
+not yet over. The five minutes’ halt on such occasions
+not uncommonly expand into five-and-fifty, and
+we rather deliberately averted our gaze from the
+western view of the valley, up which the thunder-clouds
+were advancing steadily in close formation.
+Eventually we decided to move on, in order to avoid
+getting once more wet through. Vain hope: rapid
+though our descent was to the level of the forest it
+was not rapid enough. We ran furiously down the
+rough slopes, but, as the storm advanced and we
+perceived that we should be caught, the agitation of
+our minds gradually equalled the agitation of our
+bodies. We seemed to get no nearer Ried, while the
+darkness increased rapidly around us. Knowing the
+proclivities of guides on such occasions, my companion
+and I agreed that nothing should induce us
+to leave a path, should we perchance find one. Now,
+in a dim light it is exceedingly easy to discover paths,
+but extremely difficult to discover that variety of track
+that leads anywhere. Determined, however, to stick
+<pb n='119'/><anchor id='Pg119'/>to our resolution, we found ourselves continually
+pursuing level stretches right and left, only to find
+that, as routes to any particular place, they were
+snares and delusions; that there was a path with
+long zigzags we knew, and indeed, finally, a shout
+from the guides, who skipped about downhill with an
+utter disregard for the integrity of their joints, and
+adopted that curious cantering gait considered on
+the stage to express light-hearted joy, announced
+that they had discovered the way. With characteristic
+inconsistency, they had no sooner found what we
+had been so long searching for than they proposed
+to leave it and make short cuts, so called; but we
+were inflexible, and determined not to leave our path
+or be seduced by the attractions of a perpendicular
+descent through an unknown territory. The hotel
+lights were no longer visible, but we knew that they
+lay straight below us. The question was whether we
+should turn right or left. The guides settled the
+matter by darting off ahead, ostensibly from a perfect
+acquaintance with their situation, but actually as we
+suspected to avoid being worried with unpleasant
+topographical questions. Gradually as we followed
+the track our stern purpose began to waver, for it
+was pointed out by some one that the path, though
+undoubtedly a good one in point of construction and
+general purpose, had two distinct disadvantages from
+our present point of view; one being that it led uphill,
+<pb n='120'/><anchor id='Pg120'/>and the other that it ran in the wrong direction.
+There are certain contingencies in life in which the
+Briton finds but one adequate method of relieving
+and expressing his feelings, such, for instance, as
+when he finds himself bespattered with mud from
+the passing hansom on a carefully selected shirt-front
+and a white tie that would have moved to envy; or
+when, again, as the last to leave his club at night
+he finds the only remaining head-gear to consist of
+a well-worn beaver many sizes too large, with fur
+under the brim and a decoration of little rosettes and
+bobstays. It is hard to see why the ejaculation of
+any particular monosyllable should do him good at
+such a juncture. Hard words unquestionably break
+no bones, but neither do they mend the broken collar-stud
+or the ruptured bootlace; and yet if he swallows
+the expression down it will certainly ferment within
+him, and fermentation is characterised by multiplication.
+If, on the contrary, he articulates his feelings,
+the whole situation suddenly appears changed, and he
+can view the most untoward circumstances once more
+with a calm serenity of temper. But the remedy,
+though potent, specific almost, is too valuable to be
+resorted to constantly, and should be reserved, like
+Thursday’s razor, for the most special occasions.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A race for home</note>
+
+<p>
+Our situation on the present occasion fully justified
+us in resorting to the source of relief vaguely alluded
+to, and we employed it simultaneously with the
+<pb n='121'/><anchor id='Pg121'/>happiest results. Now the guides triumphed, and
+such was our accommodating mood that we actually
+acceded to their counsel and embarked on a perilous
+descent down a vertical gully. Scarcely had we turned
+into it when the storm broke and the rain came down
+in sheets, and very damp sheets too. Some one now
+suggested that the wisest plan would be to remain under
+shelter till the rain had passed off. It was argued
+against this amendment, and with a certain amount of
+force, first that there was no probability of the rain
+stopping, and secondly that there was no shelter: so
+we went on. Gradually, as we became more wet, we
+grew more desperate, and before long floundered down
+as regardless of bumps as a bluebottle in a conservatory:
+at one moment slithering over wet slabs of
+rock to which damp tufts of moss were loosely adherent,
+at another climbing carefully over gigantic toothcombs
+of fallen trees, then plunging head foremost—sometimes
+not exactly head foremost—through jungle-like
+masses of long grass and dwarf brushwood. Soaked
+to the skin, steamy, damp, and perspiring like bridegrooms,
+we went on, utterly reckless as to our apparel,
+and haunted by a perpetual idea that we should find
+ourselves ultimately at some place whence further
+descent would be impossible.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Caught out</note>
+
+<p>
+Within a few minutes the party divided and Jaun
+and I found ourselves together. By the lightning
+flashes I saw him from time to time; on one occasion
+<pb n='122'/><anchor id='Pg122'/>he suddenly disappeared from view, and on joining him
+cautiously a little while after I found that he had
+just previously seated himself abruptly on a flat rock,
+immediately underneath a miniature torrent. The
+fact that we did not at every ten seconds run against
+large trees confirmed the idea that we were now
+almost out of the wood; accordingly we halloaed, as
+the occasion seemed suitable, but no answer was returned
+from our companions. Now came the question
+of how we were to cross the torrent which we knew
+lay between us and the hotel. Jaun cheerfully remarked
+that the best plan would be to find the bridge.
+This was obvious enough, but he confessed that he
+had forgotten at what part of the river’s course the
+bridge lay. However, keeping close together, we
+made towards the right, on which side the stream lay.
+The slopes were here more level and less carelessly
+laid out. Our hopes revived, for the hotel could
+only be a few minutes off, and between the peals
+of thunder we could hear the roar of the torrent and
+could hear also the hollow sound due to the boulders
+rolling over its stony bed. Of a sudden we came on
+to its banks, and formidable enough the stream looked.
+The idea of searching for the bridge seemed childish,
+for the whole of the frail wooden structure had
+probably been carried away long before down to the
+Rhone valley. The hotel was only a few yards off,
+and again the situation was exasperating enough to
+<pb n='123'/><anchor id='Pg123'/>justify a resort to extreme measures, if it were an
+extreme measure to express forcibly a wish that the
+torrent might be—well, temporarily stopped up at
+some higher point. Jaun now volunteered to wade
+across. It was quite unnecessary for him to divest
+himself of any clothing for the purpose, and in fact
+when he had succeeded very pluckily in reaching the
+other side he was not in the least degree wetter than
+when he started. He shouted some observations
+from the other side, which I took to mean that he
+would go on to the hotel and procure a lantern.
+Accordingly I seated myself to await his return,
+selecting unintentionally a little pool of water, which
+however did just as well as anything else.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The water jump</note>
+
+<p>
+Before long a flashing light advancing indicated
+that Jaun had been successful, and two forms were
+seen dimly on the opposite side, one with a light.
+The bearer of the lantern was an aged person in shirt
+sleeves and a highly excited frame of mind. The
+aged person, on the distant shore, gesticulated as
+violently as a marionette doll when its wires have got
+hitched up wrong, and then, seemingly possessed of a
+sudden fury, rushed violently down a steep place and
+beckoned frantically with his lantern. This seemed
+to mean that I was to descend to a point on the bank
+opposite to where he stood. It now appeared that
+there was a bridge within a few yards of us, if a
+single spiky, submerged, and insecure trunk could be
+<pb n='124'/><anchor id='Pg124'/>considered such. The old man embraced me warmly
+when I had made my way across, slapped me hard on
+the back, and then laughed very loud and suddenly.
+Then he darted off with the agility and abruptness of
+movement of an elderly lady from the country crossing
+in front of an omnibus, or a hen, a foolish animal
+that always waits to the last moment before running
+needlessly to the wrong side of the road. Guided by
+the lantern which the impulsive veteran flourished
+wildly in every direction, so that no one dared
+approach him, in another ten minutes we reached the
+hotel and found ourselves, with the exception of our
+companions, who had arrived a few minutes before—Heaven
+only knows how, for they did not—fortunately
+the only occupants of the hotel. The volatile sexagenarian
+calmed down, put on his coat, put out his
+lantern, and retired to repose in an outhouse, a
+shelter to which I fancy he was relegated owing to
+certain physical infirmities.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A classical banquet</note>
+
+<p>
+It was eleven o’clock, and we had been pretty
+actively employed for twenty-one hours. The idea of
+food and a change of raiment was not, therefore, distasteful.
+A middle-aged female with an excessively
+<q>rational</q> and hygienic waist, who said she was the
+waitress, volunteered to serve the banquet, but the
+change of raiment necessary was naturally beyond her
+means, while the idea of borrowing from the aged
+person’s wardrobe did not commend itself to us, so we
+<pb n='125'/><anchor id='Pg125'/>ordered in a large stock of towels. <q>But,</q> I remarked,
+<q>you can’t go about in a bath towel</q>—the truth of
+which assertion was immediately evident, for they were
+so small that it was difficult to fasten them with any
+degree of security; accordingly blankets were requisitioned,
+and a very classical effect in costume was thus
+produced, though what the Romans did when there
+was a gale of wind I do not know. To keep up the
+delusion we arranged the chairs after the fashion of
+couches, and appeased our hunger with a curious repast
+of stewed apples and mixed biscuits, the sole articles
+of food that could be discovered. However, to anticipate,
+we fared better the next day at breakfast; for
+though Bright Chanticleer proclaimed the morn at
+3 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> he did not proclaim any subsequent period of
+time, as he was captured and cooked for our repast.
+The waitress while we supped was busily engaged in
+stoking up the stove, and seized upon our damp
+raiment with avidity to have it ready for the next
+morning; so energetic was she in fact that we felt it
+necessary to remonstrate, foreseeing the probability
+that our clothes might have to be brought back to us
+in a dust shovel: we remarked that, though sorry for
+our misdeeds, we would limit for choice the repentant
+nature of our apparel to the sackcloth we were then
+wearing and would dispense with the adjunct of ashes.
+The unreliable nature of the fastenings of our costume
+prevented us from accompanying our forcible remarks
+<pb n='126'/><anchor id='Pg126'/>with properly impressive gestures. The remonstrance,
+however, had the desired effect, and our garments the
+next day, though somewhat shrivelled and inconveniently
+tight here and there, still proved that they
+had resisted effectively the fire as well as the water.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The old cure</note>
+<p>
+The amount of luxury found in the Lötschthal since
+those days has materially improved. Time was when
+the only accommodation for the traveller was to be
+found at the humble tenement of Mons. le Curé, a
+worthy old creature as I remember him, who appeared
+to keep an apiary in his back drawing-room and was
+wont to produce the most excellent honey and the
+most uncompromising bread; the latter article, as
+one might judge, was baked about as often as the old
+gentleman washed himself. But the milk of human
+kindness flowed strongly in him (as it may be said to
+do in those who have been made the subjects of
+transfusion), though, to tell the truth, it was somewhat
+decidedly flavoured with garlic, and it needed
+much resolution to attentively listen to the confidential
+communications he was in the habit of whispering.
+A man of education and gentle refinement—at any
+rate of mind—his was a hard lot, buried away in a
+squalid little parish, with no earthly being to talk to
+possessed of more than one idea; yet he slaved on
+contentedly enough with no thought beyond the
+peasants in his own district and of how he might
+relieve their condition, too often at the expense of his
+<pb n='127'/><anchor id='Pg127'/>own welfare; isolated more than any ascetic, for his
+mental existence was that of a hermit, from circumstances
+and not from will. The thought of solitary
+confinement is terrible, but utter mental isolation is
+hideous. Yet, while he entertained us hospitably with
+fare which, though rough, was the very best he could
+offer, he would not join in the repast: not, probably,
+from lack of appetite, but from a feeling that, owing
+to prolonged seclusion and association with the
+peasants, the more fashionable and accepted methods
+of preparing food for consumption and conveying it
+to the mouth, with subsequent details, were somewhat
+dim to his recollection. Yet his conversation flowed
+fast and he talked well: the while any reference to
+friends and fellow-travellers would cause him to pause
+for a moment or two, look upwards around the room,
+and fetch a rather long breath before he recommenced.
+A curiously gaunt old creature he seemed at first
+sight: with wonderful, bony, plastic hands capable of
+expressing anything; grotesque almost in his unkempt
+rustiness; provoking a smile at first, but sadness as
+one learnt more of him. And how closely are the two
+emotions associated. In truth Humour was born a
+twin, and her sister was christened Pathos.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I can recall that he accepted a sum of ten francs
+when we parted in the morning. His eyes glistened
+with pleasure as he took the coin and straightway
+made for a ramshackle hovel on the hill-side, where
+<pb n='128'/><anchor id='Pg128'/>lay an aged person <q>très-malade.</q> Possibly after his
+visit there was left a happy peasant in that tumble-down
+cabin—an emotional object more often described
+than witnessed. But all this took place years ago,
+and as we passed the collection of dilapidated tenements
+in one of which our old friend once lived, I
+failed to recognise his former dwelling-place. The
+timbers grew old and worn, the bands rusty, and one
+day the wheel which had worked steadily for so long
+stopped. Yet the stream which had moved it ran on
+as if nothing had happened. Was it a wasted life?
+Who can say if there be such a thing?
+</p>
+ <lg>
+<l>A few can touch the magic string,</l>
+<l rend='margin-left: 2'>And noisy Fame is proud to win them:</l>
+<l>Alas! for those that never sing,</l>
+<l rend='margin-left: 2'>But die with all their music in them.</l>
+</lg>
+ <p>We passed on: in a few minutes the houses were lost
+to view and there was left but the reflection of how
+much more, worthy of study, there was in this old
+curé’s nature than in the majority of Swiss with
+whom mountaineering brings us in close contact.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A <q>pension</q> in a train</note>
+
+<p>
+As we descended the Lötschthal to Gampel the
+air seemed to thicken. The excessive warmth allowed
+our garments to stretch once again to their wonted
+girth, and we became less thoughtful. The vignette
+of the ancient curé dissolved away and was replaced
+by a view (mental only, unhappily) of our aiguille at
+Chamouni, black and bare of snow, inviting another
+<pb n='129'/><anchor id='Pg129'/>attack. Gampel does not tempt the traveller much
+to seek repose, and we therefore caught the first train
+that came crawling along the valley and shaped
+our course for Chamouni in a second-class carriage
+tenanted by a <hi rend='italic'>pension</hi> of young ladies out for a holiday
+apparently, who all chirped and twittered and wrangled
+for the best places till the going down of the sun,
+like the Temple sparrows.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="5" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='130'/><anchor id='Pg130'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="V. An old friend with a new face"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="V. An old friend with a new face"/>
+<head>CHAPTER V.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">AN OLD FRIEND WITH A NEW FACE</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Chamouni again—The hotel <hi rend='italic'>clientèle</hi>—A youthful hero—The inevitable
+English family—A scientific gentleman—A dream of the
+future—The hereafter of the Alps and of Alpine literature—A
+condensed mountain ascent—Wanted, a programme—A double
+<q>Brocken</q>—A hill-side phenomenon and a familiar character—A
+strong argument—Halting doubts and fears—A digression on
+mountaineering accidents—<q>From gay to grave, from lively to
+severe</q>—The storm breaks—A battle with the elements—Beating
+the air—The ridge carried by assault—What next, and next?—A
+topographical problem and a cool proposal—The descent down
+the Vallée Blanche—The old Montanvert hotel—The Montanvert
+path and its frequenters.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+It was the summer of 18— and our old quarters at
+Couttet’s hotel knew us once more. As we drove into
+the village of Chamouni we turned our heads carelessly
+around to note the various new hotels that might have
+arisen since our last visit. Observing that they were
+four or five in number, we rightly conjectured that
+we should find all the hotel keepers complaining
+bitterly of the hard times and the want of custom.
+Also we wondered in how many ways it was possible
+to build a house without any particular system of
+drainage, a deficiency which was at that time
+becom<pb n='131'/><anchor id='Pg131'/>ing very marked in Chamouni, but has since, I believe,
+been improved. Yet the place itself had not altered
+essentially. New buildings of imposing exterior and
+little else do not materially alter a place that leads a
+life like that of modern Chamouni. The population,
+which throughout the summer appears to pass its
+time in the streets with its hands in its pockets, was
+still amusing itself in the same way. The tone of the
+village was just the same as we had always known it,
+and even M. Couttet himself had not succeeded in
+imparting any marine flavour by building an odd little
+lighthouse with an iron flag on the top which the
+architect had ingeniously represented as streaming
+permanently in a direction indicating a wind favourable
+for fine weather. We knew that we should find
+the same denizens in the hotel; and they were there.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A youthful
+hero</note>
+
+<p>
+There was a very young man with a very parti-coloured
+face from exposure on the glaciers, who had
+recently completed the thousand-and-first ascent of
+Mont Blanc and was perpetually posing gracefully
+against the door-post or in a lattice-work summer-house
+a few steps from the hotel, gazing towards the
+mountain and rather eagerly joining in any conversation
+relating to the perils of the ascent. There were
+three or four young ladies of various periods of life
+who gazed at him with admiration and enquired at intervals
+if he wasn’t very tired; to which the young man
+replied carelessly that he was not, and inwardly thought
+<pb n='132'/><anchor id='Pg132'/>that the discomfort of sunburn and the consequent
+desquamation was on the whole cheaply bought, the
+while he wished the expedition had not cost so much
+and that so many others had not thought of making
+the same ascent. And then there came a lithe, active
+lady walker who had been up Mont Blanc and a great
+many other mountains too, and paid no more attention
+to the guides’ stereotyped compliments than a
+suspicious dog does to those of a nervous visitor: so
+the young man’s nose was put out of joint and he would
+have laughed scornfully at the fickleness of hero worship
+had not the skin of his face been in danger of
+cracking, and he wished his shirt collar had not been
+starched and thumped by the village washerwoman into
+the form of a circular linen saw.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A scientific gentleman</note>
+
+<p>
+Then there was an excitable Englishman of impulsive
+habits, with a large family who were perpetually
+playing a game of follow-my-leader with their parent,
+and who were under orders to weigh anchor on the
+following morning at five o’clock for the Montanvert
+and the Mauvais Pas. The boys were stoking up for
+the occasion with raw apples, and the girls were occupied,
+when not pursuing their restless father, in preparing
+a puggaree for his hat. There was a gentleman
+who affected the curious untidiness of raiment not
+unfrequently noticed among Sunday frequenters of
+the Thames, and who sought to establish a mountaineering
+reputation by constantly gazing at the peaks
+<pb n='133'/><anchor id='Pg133'/>around in a knowing manner and wearing a flannel
+shirt of an obtrusive pattern destitute of any collar.
+There were guides about, who were on the point of
+being paid for their services and who were exceedingly
+polite and obsequious; others whose <q>tour</q> had just
+passed, were, proportionately, less deferential. There
+was an elderly lady whose whole soul appeared bent
+on a little stocking from which she never parted,
+and who turned the knitting needles to more account
+for toilet and other small purposes than I could have
+conceived to be possible. There were two or three
+mountaineers who appeared anxious only to avoid
+everyone’s gaze and who might be seen in byways and
+odd corners talking to bronzed guides who looked like
+business. Finally, there was a gentleman of statistical
+and scientific tendencies, much given to making quietly
+astonishing statements of astronomical facts and
+gently smiling as he rolled over his tongue and enjoyed
+the flavour of the vast numbers with which it
+was his pleasure to deal. He absolutely revelled and
+wallowed in figures. Buttonholed in a corner and
+compelled to listen with deferential attention, I secretly
+writhed as he crushed me slowly with the mere weight
+of his numerals. He shared with others of his frame
+of mind the peculiarity of always keeping something
+in hand and skilfully working up to a climax. Such
+and such a star was so many millions of miles off.
+We opened our eyes to the proper degree of width and
+<pb n='134'/><anchor id='Pg134'/>observed, <q>Bless me!</q> or, <q>You don’t say so?</q> Instantly
+he would rejoin, <q>Ah, but that’s nothing to
+so and so,</q> and then favoured us with a still more
+immeasurable distance. We expressed a slightly
+greater degree of intelligent amazement. Thereupon
+he nodded his head, gently inclined it a little to one
+side, and smiled softly. It gave him such evident
+pleasure to have a listener that I attended with due
+reverence to his enthusiastic computations; knowing
+my man, I felt sure that he was keeping back a real
+staggerer to finish up with, and was prepared to
+assume varying degrees of surprise up to the moment
+when it should come. Unfortunately I misjudged its
+advent, and feeling that I had somewhat lost in his
+estimation by evincing undue astonishment at a comparatively
+small array of figures, I sought to turn the
+conversation by requesting to know how long he
+thought it might be before the great rock peaks around
+us would have crumbled away to their bases. The
+calculation was too trivial and the number of millions
+of generations too small to interest him much, but he
+vouchsafed an approximate estimate.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A dream of the future</note>
+
+<p>
+I let him babble on and fell a-thinking. The peaks
+were crumbling away bit by bit no doubt, the glaciers
+shrinking. At a bound the mind leapt into a future
+which, after all, might be not so very unlike a past.
+The Alps things of the past! What, I wondered,
+when the mountains were all levelled down and
+<pb n='135'/><anchor id='Pg135'/>smiling valleys occupied the troughs of the glaciers
+of to-day, would some future commentators make of
+the literature so industriously piled up by the members
+and followers of the Alpine Club? Imagination ran
+riot as in a dream, and I fancied some enthusiast
+exploring the buried city of the second Babylon and
+excavating the ruins of the <q>finest site in Europe.</q>
+I pictured to myself the surprise in store for him on
+digging out the effigies of some of our naval and
+military heroes, and the mingled feelings with which he
+would contemplate the unearthed statue of George IV.
+It seemed possible that in that far-off epoch to which
+my friend’s calculations had borne me, the Alpine Club
+itself might have ceased to exist. Pursuing his explorations
+in an easterly direction, the excavator
+might perchance have lighted on a strange tunnel,
+almost Arcadian in its simplicity of design, and
+marvelled at the curious and cheap idols of wax and
+wood which the people of that ancient day had evidently
+worshipped. Turning north again, this Schliemann
+of the future would pass by the ruins of
+S. Martin’s Church, eager to light upon the precious
+archives of the historic Alpine Club itself. How
+eagerly he would peruse the lore contained in the
+Club library, anxious to decipher the inscriptions
+and discover what manner of men they were who
+lived and climbed when mountains and glaciers were
+still to be found on this planet. Human nature would
+<pb n='136'/><anchor id='Pg136'/>probably not have changed much, and the successful
+explorer might even have been asked to favour a
+scientific society of the future with the result of his
+discoveries, to which in all probability he would have
+acceded, with a degree of reluctance not quite sufficient
+to deter the secretary of the society from pressing
+him.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A condensed mountain ascent</note>
+
+<p>
+An abstract of his description of our sibylline
+leaves I fancied might run somewhat in this style:—After
+commenting on the fact that the maps and
+illustrations did not usually correspond in number
+with the list set forth in the index of the volumes
+unearthed, he might proceed thus:—<q>In pursuit of
+their great and glorious object these ancient heroes
+appear to have undergone vast personal discomfort.
+It is difficult therefore to realise fully why so many
+engaged in this form of exploration. Instances
+have been given by other learned antiquarians who
+have studied the habits of this people, of a similar
+purposeless disregard of comfort, such as the four-wheeled
+wooden boxes in which they travelled about,
+the seats in their churches, &amp;c. The outset of their
+expedition was almost invariably characterised by a
+display of bad temper, attributed to early rising.
+After a varying number of hours of excessive toil
+the travellers were wont to arrive at some fearsome
+chasm spoken of as a <q>bergschrund.</q> On this, if the
+subject-matter of their narrative was insufficient in
+<pb n='137'/><anchor id='Pg137'/>quantity, they were wont to descant and enlarge at
+length; sometimes, as we judge, in their descriptions
+they enlarged the bergschrund itself. They then
+crossed it. Immediately after this incident they were
+in the habit of eating, and the minute and instructive
+details commonly given enable us to form
+a tolerably accurate opinion as to the nature of the
+diet with which they supported their exhausted
+frames. Next they traversed strange localities for
+which there appear to have been no adequately descriptive
+expressions in their own language. In fact the
+difficulty of deciphering these records is greatly increased
+by the fact that the writers were versatile
+linguists, for they constantly make use of words of
+a hybrid character. They were evidently practised
+meteorologists and took much interest in this subject,
+as may be gathered throughout from their writings. At
+length they reached summits, of the nature of which we
+in our time can have but a feeble conception. So great
+was their relief at the termination of their self-imposed
+but toilsome task, that they habitually burst
+forth into language characterised by a wealth of
+imagery and a fervour of poetic description which
+unfortunately conveys but little idea to us in our day
+of what they actually saw. In descending they were
+all commonly within an ace of meeting with a violent
+death. The mode in which the danger attacked them
+varied within certain restricted limits, but it always
+<pb n='138'/><anchor id='Pg138'/>occurred and the escape was always narrow. The
+peril over, they remarked that they breathed freely
+again, and then at once fell to eating. Arrived at a
+successful termination of their wearisome labour, they
+advised others to do the same. They dealt out unsparing
+satire to their companions, unlimited praise
+to their guides, and unmeasured ridicule to their
+porter. They commonly expressed throughout their
+descriptions grave doubts and uncertainty as to the
+issue of the expedition: a curious and noteworthy
+fact, for the heading of the accounts always divulged
+at the outset their ultimate success. The construction,
+therefore, of their narratives was in accordance with a
+well-recognised model and appeared capable of little
+variation. The only other facts that we can glean
+are that they were prodigious eaters, were much
+pestered by some extinct species of insects, and that
+they make frequent allusions to a substance termed
+tobacco. The constant repetition of these incidents
+stamps upon their writings the impress of unexaggerated
+veracity. Still they were not universally
+held in favour, indeed were regarded with disapprobation
+by some individuals of their own race. It would
+seem indeed from internal evidence that, had it not
+been for frequent and sharp criticism of their proceedings,
+their pastime might never have inveigled so
+many persons with its seductive fascination.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now at the time at which these prophetic fancies
+<pb n='139'/><anchor id='Pg139'/>were conjured up we had just completed an expedition
+which it seemed might be worthy of attention, solely
+on the ground of its very contradictoriness. For the
+features of this climb were most opposed to those
+already mentioned, and in fact mention of it scarcely
+seemed admissible in an Alpine narrative. We took
+no porter with us to fill the rôle of first low comedy
+man. We had very little to eat; our stock of wine
+ran out through a leaky gourd; our tobacco was wet
+and there was no bergschrund, and yet all this
+happened on a mountain close to Chamouni.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Wanted, a programme</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>Some vast amount of years ago, ere all my youth
+had vanished from me,</q> as the poet says, at a date
+therefore which for obvious reasons it is inexpedient
+here to mention, I found myself, as already mentioned,
+at Chamouni. With me was an old mountain friend
+and fellow climber, J. Oakley Maund. We were both
+burning with desire to add to the list of the many
+successful expeditions we had made together, but, as
+a matter of fact, were somewhat gravelled for lack of
+suitable matter. Like a ministry on the eve of a
+general election or a gentleman without a sixpenny-piece
+at a theatre, we were sorely in need of a programme.
+The locality was somewhat unfortunately
+chosen for those in whom the ancient spirit was not
+yet quite extinct and who wanted to do something new.
+Ever since the days when Jacques Balmat, Dr. Paccard,
+and the great De Saussure had donned strange apparel
+<pb n='140'/><anchor id='Pg140'/>and shown the way—that is to say, for nearly a hundred
+years—people had been climbing mountains in the
+district, and it was not to be wondered at if it were
+hard to find some expedition which nobody else had
+thought of, or, worse still, had achieved. We gazed
+at the map and made thumb marks all over it. In
+every conceivable direction ran little lines indicative
+of previous explorations. We studied the <hi rend='italic'>carte en
+relief</hi>, but without much hope of getting any information
+of value from this inaccurate and lumpy
+absurdity. Mont Blanc, which, according to this work
+of plastic art, was modelled out as some eight or ten
+thousand feet higher than any other point of the chain,
+had had all the snow worn off its summit by much
+fingering, so that the component pasteboard showed
+through. Rivers ran uphill in this map, and lakes
+were inclined at an angle; bits of sticking plaister represented
+towns and villages, and the whole article was
+absolutely bristling with little spikes and points like
+the old panoramas of London or the docks at Liverpool.
+Still a considerable number of people seemed
+willing enough to pay fifty centimes for the pleasure
+of indicating elaborate expeditions on it with their
+fore-fingers, and appeared to derive pleasure from
+gazing on a pasteboard misrepresentation when they
+could by looking out of window see the real thing for
+nothing. We abandoned the <hi rend='italic'>carte en relief</hi> and took
+Jaun and Kaspar Maurer into our confidence. The
+<pb n='141'/><anchor id='Pg141'/>only suggestions that they could make were the
+Aiguille des Charmoz and the Dent du Géant. The
+former of these two peaks we had both tried to
+ascend in former seasons, without success. Jaun did
+not think then that it was possible, and without
+sharing his opinion we gave way to it. With regard to
+the latter mountain we all thought at the time that an
+undue amount of what is vaguely termed <q>artificial
+aid</q> would be necessary to ensure success, an opinion
+confirmed by subsequent events, for when Signor
+Sella achieved the honour of the first ascent he was
+only able to accomplish it by somewhat elaborate
+engineering appliances. Some bold person of an
+original turn of thought suggested of course a variation
+of some way up Mont Blanc, but the utter impossibility
+of discovering the slightest deviation from
+any previously ascended route and the utter uselessness
+of trying to find one caused a general shout of
+derision, and the bold person thereupon withdrew his
+suggestion and ordered some coffee. Besides, the
+weather was fine; every day swarms of tourists
+could be seen, crawling up the sides of the monarch
+of mountains, in numbers as many as the flies on a
+sugar loaf in a grocer’s window on a hot day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+One evening we sat in front of Couttet’s hotel
+staring pensively at the familiar outline of the row
+of aiguilles, and wishing we had lived in the days of
+Albert Smith, the best friend Chamouni ever had.
+<pb n='142'/><anchor id='Pg142'/>At any rate, at that time the natives were unsophisticated
+and the mountains about were not all done to
+death. The valley between us and the chain was
+filled with a light haze, not sufficient to conceal the
+outline of the mountains but yet enough to blot out
+their detail and solidity. As the moon rose behind
+the chain we saw a strange phenomenon. A silhouette
+was thrown forwards on to the curtain of haze
+and photographed on it with sharp and clear definition,
+so that we could recognise, at an immense
+height, the shadowed peaks looking almost as massive
+as the actual mountains. Nor was this all; a second
+curtain of mist seemed to be suspended, in a vertical
+stratum, in front of the former one, and the shadows
+were again marked out on this, infinitely more magnified
+and less distinct, but still perfectly recognisable.
+As a result we were able to see the semblance of three
+distinct tiers of mountains one above the other, looking
+so massive that we could scarcely realise that they
+were but transparent ghosts of the peaks; and the
+phenomenon, a double <q>Brocken,</q> must have lasted
+for more than half an hour. However, we desired
+something more of the nature of the substance than
+the shadow, and ultimately came to the conclusion
+that it was absolutely necessary for our peace of mind
+to accomplish something on the morrow, and as it
+really mattered but little what that something might
+be, provided a good climb was afforded, we must yield
+<pb n='143'/><anchor id='Pg143'/>to circumstances and perforce adopt the latter-day
+necessity of all mountaineers. If we could not find the
+right way up some new mountain we could at least
+take the wrong way up an old one.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The Aiguille du Midi</note>
+
+<p>
+So the next morning we walked up to the Pierre
+Pointue as a preliminary step—a good many and
+rather arduous steps—towards the object in view.
+The exertion of toiling up the zigzags or the more
+rarefied atmosphere had a remarkable effect on one of
+the party, whose face when we reached the chalet was
+found to be wreathed in smiles and wearing an expression
+of great intelligence. He had in fact become
+possessed of an idea. Bubbling over with self-satisfied
+chuckles, he suggested that we should ascend the
+Aiguille du Midi by the face directly in front of us
+and then descend on the other side, thus making a
+col of the mountain. The idea found favour instantly,
+and the intelligent person was so much pleased that
+he ordered a bottle of wine, plastered over with a very
+costly variety of label, and regretted it. Investigation
+of the cellar revealed only two casks of wine, but the
+<q>carte</q> comprised a long list of various vintages.
+Fired with enthusiasm and inflated with <hi rend='italic'>limonade
+gazeuse</hi>, we left the chalet and strode vigorously up
+the hill in order to prospect the route and reconnoitre
+the rocks. The exertion and the pace soon told upon
+us, the sooner that it was a hot, enervating day;
+the kind of day that makes one perforce admire the
+<pb n='144'/><anchor id='Pg144'/>ingenious benevolence of nature in fashioning out on
+the grassy slopes rounded inequalities, exactly adapted
+to those of the human figure in a seated or recumbent
+position. The heated air rising from the ground gave
+flickering and distorted views of distant objects, like
+unto marine phenomena viewed through the cheap
+panes of a seaside lodging-house window. The grasshoppers
+were extraordinarily busy; the bees droned
+through the heavy air; the ants, overcome apparently
+by the temperature, had given up for the time straining
+their jaws by their foolish practice of carrying
+large parcels about without any definite object, and
+had retired to the shady seclusion of their own
+heaped-up residences; the turf was most inviting.
+It now occurred to us that there was no absolute
+necessity for the whole party to ascend on the present
+occasion, and that perhaps the guides might go up
+quicker alone. The details of this suggestion were
+acceded to on the part of the amateurs of the party
+with astonishing alacrity and unanimity. We laid
+the scheme before the guides, and they also thought
+it a very fine one. Thereupon, with much parade
+and ceremony, they braced themselves up for great
+exertion, borrowed the telescope, remarked that they
+expected to be back some time during the night, and
+started upwards with somewhat over-acted eagerness.
+My companion and I disposed ourselves comfortably
+in the shade, and resumed an argument which had
+<pb n='145'/><anchor id='Pg145'/>originally commenced some days previously. I waxed
+eloquent on the subject under discussion and with
+much success, for such was the force of my logic and
+the cogency of my reasoning that I bore down on
+my opponent, and reduced him in a short time to absolute
+silence, from which he did not awake for nearly
+two hours.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Ephemeral acquaintances</note>
+
+<p>
+About this time the guides, who in all probability
+had also been comfortably asleep within a
+short distance of us, returned and gave a favourable
+report concerning the mountain. Elated by this news,
+we climbed a short distance further up, and met there
+a large party of ephemeral acquaintances who were
+taking an afternoon’s pleasure on the hills. After the
+manner of people when so engaged, they set forth
+with great energy and climbed up a steep little rock
+tump a few hundred yards distant. Arrived at the
+summit, they roared out unintelligible remarks to us,
+and we did the same to them till we were hoarse; we
+waved our hands and hats and they flourished their
+handkerchiefs as if they were our dearest friends on
+earth, just setting out on an emigrant ship for the
+Antipodes. The party then descended; the nearer
+they came the less friendly and demonstrative were
+we, and by the time we met the warmth of affection
+recently manifested on both sides had wholly evaporated,
+and we conversed in ordinary tones on indifferent
+topics. Then they set out for another little hill,
+<pb n='146'/><anchor id='Pg146'/>and we were moved, apparently by some uncontrollable
+impulse, to go through the same idiotic performance.
+Emotional behaviour of a similar kind is not infrequently
+observed in the mountains. We journeyed
+together back to the Pierre Pointue, viewing each
+other with distrust and suspicion; and when it was
+found that we had bespoken the beds—if the exaggerated
+packing-cases lined with straw bags could be
+considered such—we parted on terms the reverse
+of friendly. So frail are the links that bind human
+affections.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A familiar character</note>
+
+<p>
+Standing in front of the hut was a type of
+character very familiar in these tourist-frequented
+districts. His exterior was unpromising; his beard of
+a fortnight’s growth, or thereabouts, somewhat fitful
+withal and lacking in uniformity of development. A
+hard hat, with a shining green veil folded around its
+battered outline, decorated his head; his raiment was
+black and rusty, his legs cased in canvas gaiters
+fastened with many little girths and buckles, and in
+his right hand he grasped a trusty three-franc pole
+made of wainy deal, and surmounted at the top by a
+brown knob similar to those which come out suddenly
+when we try to open a chest of drawers in a cheap
+lodging. He fidgeted about for a while, asked questions
+in a rather loud tone of voice at us, and we felt
+that it was his intention to enter into conversation.
+It was even so. After a while he sidled up and
+<pb n='147'/><anchor id='Pg147'/>requested with much diffidence to be informed what
+we proposed to climb on the morrow. Now the true
+mountaineer, however amiable his disposition, always
+shrinks up into his shell when such a question is put
+to him on the eve of an expedition. My companion
+indicated by a sweep of the arm a space of territory
+extending about from the Mont Buet on the one side
+round to the Aiguille de Gouté on the other. Our
+friend surveyed from end to end the extensive
+panorama suggested, then looked seriously at us and
+observed that we should probably find it a fine walk.
+We expressed gravely the opinion that he was quite
+right, and then went in to dinner, while our composite
+friend expatiated on the project to his companions as
+an expedition but little out of the ordinary run, and
+one that he was perfectly prepared to undertake himself
+if so disposed; then he resumed his contemplation
+of a rock some ninety feet or so in height jutting out
+through the glacier above, which he was under the
+impression was a lady descending from Mont Blanc.
+We did not learn his name, but the individual may,
+nevertheless, possibly be recognised. Some points of the
+argument were still unsettled when we climbed over
+the edges of our respective boxes and vanished into
+the strawy depths below. The clear moonlight
+streamed in through the window and prevented sleep;
+so I lay in my wooden box thinking over the recent
+discussion, but with such a distinct
+intention—<pb n='148'/><anchor id='Pg148'/>like little Paul Dombey with Mrs. Pipchin—of
+fixing my companion presently, that even that hardy
+old mountaineer deemed it prudent to counterfeit
+slumber.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In the small hours of the morning we got under
+weigh. For some time we had been leading a life of
+sloth in Chamouni, and the delight of finding ourselves
+once more on the mountain path, and making
+for a rock climb, entirely precluded that fractiousness
+which, as all readers of Alpine literature know, ought
+properly to be described at this period of an expedition.
+The path was irregular and demanded some equanimity,
+for the stumbling-blocks were innumerable
+and artfully placed to trip up the unwary in an
+aggravating manner. Feeling it unfair that all the
+work should be thrown on the guides, I had volunteered,
+rather magnanimously, to bear part of the
+burden, and selected the lantern as my share. By
+this means it was not only possible to walk in comfort
+over a well-lighted track, but the bearer was enabled also
+to regulate the pace to a speed convenient to his own
+feelings. Before long, however, we reached the lower
+snow patches of the Glacier des Pélèrins, and the
+light was no longer necessary.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Halting doubts and fears</note>
+
+<p>
+We made straight across the crisp snow to the base
+of a promising-looking rock buttress lying to the right
+of the snow gully that runs up the side of the mountain,
+feeling sure that either by the rocks or the snow a
+<pb n='149'/><anchor id='Pg149'/>way up could be found. And now I am painfully conscious
+of a glaring defect in this Alpine narrative. A
+mountain ascent without a bergschrund is as tame as a
+steeplechase without a water jump, but candour compels
+the admission that no bergschrund was visible.
+Either we had hit on a spot where the orthodox chasm
+was filled up for the time, or else this particular
+glacier was an exception to all others previously
+treated of in mountain literature. In a few seconds
+we found ourselves on the rocks, delighted to exchange
+the monotonous mode of progression compulsory on
+snow for the varied gymnastic exercises demanded on
+rocks. The sun had risen, the axes clanked merrily
+against the stones, the snow was in good condition for
+walking, everything seemed favourable, and we gazed
+down complacently on the distance already traversed.
+Above us the mountain was broken up and easy, and
+we climbed on rapidly, each in the fashion that seemed
+best to him. So good was our progress at first, that
+we were already far up the buttress, and could barely
+see our morning’s tracks in the snow beneath, when a
+halt was called for breakfast, and we had time to look
+around. Now, however unconventional this expedition
+may have been in many respects, the sagacious
+student of Alpine literature will know that it must be
+wholly impossible to omit all reference to the weather.
+As soon might one expect two prosaic persons of slight
+acquaintanceship to abjure the topic at a chance
+<pb n='150'/><anchor id='Pg150'/>meeting. The western sky wore a rather ominous
+look of half mourning, and heavy grey and black
+clouds were whirling about and forming up in close
+order in a manner suggestive of rising wind. Even
+at this stage of the proceedings the thought crossed
+our minds that the storm which was evidently brewing
+might possibly overtake us, and that perhaps we ought
+at once to turn back.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The storm gathers</note>
+
+<p>
+One thing was evident; that we must decide
+quickly, whatever we did. We determined to push
+on for a while, and with that intent girded ourselves
+with the rope and worked our way on to the
+top of the first buttress. At this point, further
+progress directly upwards was impossible, and we
+were compelled to cross the gully and make for
+the rock on the left-hand side. Considerable care
+is always necessary in crossing, horizontally, a gully
+filled with snow, where the rope is rather a source
+of danger than of security. We had to give all
+our attention to the passage, and when we reached
+the rocks opposite, the climbing, though not formidable,
+was still sufficiently difficult to occupy all our
+thoughts for the moment, and we had but little leisure,
+and perhaps but little inclination, for meteorological
+observations. At the top of the rocks a promising
+snow slope, stretching upwards with gentle curves and
+sweeps, seemed to offer a fair prospect of rapid progress.
+Such snow slopes are at all times a little
+<pb n='151'/><anchor id='Pg151'/>deceptive. Even when the climber is close to them they
+look oftentimes much easier than they immediately
+after prove to be. From a distance, say from under
+the verandah of a comfortable hotel, when the climber
+<hi rend='italic'>in posse</hi> indicates the way he would pursue with the
+end of his cigar, they are absurdly easy. So, too,
+are obstacles in the hunting-field, such as stiff hedges
+and uncompromising gates, easy enough when the
+Nimrod studies them as he whirls along in an express
+train. Subsequently, when immediately associated
+with a horse, these same obstacles assume a different
+guise. Then are the sentiments of the hunter prone
+to become modified, and compassion for dumb beasts
+becomes more prominent in the <anchor id="corr151"/><corr sic="thoughful">thoughtful</corr> votary of
+the chase, till finally it may be observed that the
+little wits jump sometimes more than the great ones.
+Even so does the mountaineer often discover, on a
+nearer acquaintance that the snow incline up which he
+proposed to stride merrily is inclined at a highly inconvenient
+angle. However, at the commencement of
+our slope we found the snow in good condition, and
+advanced quickly for some little distance, but before
+we had got very far it was necessary to resort to the
+axe, and we had then ample opportunities of looking
+round. The clouds were lowering more and more,
+but as they were swept up by a sou’westerly wind,
+the intervening mass of the mountain prevented us
+from seeing thoroughly what might be in store for us.
+<pb n='152'/><anchor id='Pg152'/>The wind, too, was growing stronger every minute,
+and my companion, who was still pursuing his argument,
+and, as it appeared subsequently, making
+some rather good points, had to exert himself considerably
+in order to make his voice heard.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Presently we halted for a few minutes on some
+spiky little rocks, and again looked about. The
+weather prospects were just in that doubtful state that
+prompts every member of the party to ask the others
+what they think. Maurer looked exceedingly vacant and
+made no remark. Jaun put a bit of snow in his mouth,
+but declined to give an opinion. We, not to be outdone,
+assumed very profound expressions, as if prepared to
+find ourselves in the right whatever happened, but,
+following the example of Lord Burleigh in the famous
+tragedy, we said nothing either. At last, some one
+suggested that we might go on for a little, and then
+see. Accordingly we went on for a little, but then as
+a matter of fact the mists swept up around us and
+we did not see anything at all. It was, no doubt,
+inconvenient that we were unable to penetrate with
+our gaze to the regions above, but still we felt that
+there was one slight counterbalancing advantage, for
+there was present the haunting consciousness that
+the gigantic telescope of Chamouni was pointed in
+our direction, and at least the enveloping mist ensured
+that privacy which is not always accorded to climbers
+pursuing their pastime within range of these instruments
+of science.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='153'/><anchor id='Pg153'/>
+
+<note place="margin"><q>From gay to grave</q></note>
+
+<p>
+In the hope that the condition of the upper
+snow might be good, and perhaps rather mistaken
+in the height we had already reached, we made up
+our minds to push on, with the view of reaching
+at any rate the top of the ridge before the storm
+broke. Every now and again a rent in the clouds
+above, lasting for a few seconds, showed us that
+the wind was blowing with great force, as thin clouds
+of loose snow were swept up and whirled along the
+face in curling wreaths. The spectacle might not, at
+first sight, have been thought highly diverting: yet
+as we pointed upwards to the ridge and watched the
+racing snow-drifts driving over the slopes we were
+making for, we all laughed very heartily. So universal
+is the tendency to be amused at the sight of discomfort
+that it even extends to the contemplation of its
+occurring shortly to oneself. In the paulo-post-future
+the experience is exhilarating: in the actual present
+it is less laughter-moving. Laughter in the presence
+of events that are, in the true sense of the word,
+sensational, comes almost as a reflex action (to borrow
+an expression from the physiologists), and the
+sympathetic distress that follows takes an appreciable
+time to develop. I can recall once being
+a witness with some others of a ghastly accident
+by which several people were precipitated, together
+with a mass of broken timbers and débris of all sorts,
+from a great height. A door was burst open and the
+ruin met our eyes suddenly. To this day I can
+<pb n='154'/><anchor id='Pg154'/>remember sounds of laughter at the first view—hysterical
+if you like to call it so, and not mirthful, but still
+laughter. In a few seconds the realisation of what
+had happened came, and then came the distress and
+with it expressions of horror, as all worked manfully
+to help and rescue the sufferers. The sequence of
+emotions was perfectly natural, and only they who
+have never passed through such an experience would
+speak of inhumanity. There is no want of humanity
+in the matter. The suddenness of the impression
+begets the train of emotions, and the brain grasps the
+facts but slowly. To take another instance: I have
+been told by a man whose quickness and presence of
+mind were remarkable—a man who as a schoolboy
+won a Royal Humane Society’s medal—that on one
+occasion he witnessed a friend fall over a staircase
+from a great height. The accident was in the highest
+degree unexpected: and the witness walked leisurely
+on as if nothing had happened. But in a few seconds
+came like a severe blow the sudden realisation of what
+had taken place. Thought is not always quick. We
+can no more exert our minds to their fullest capacity
+on a sudden than we can put forth our utmost physical
+strength on a sudden. Action when almost instantaneous
+is independent of the higher mental faculties,
+and is but a reflex. The experience of those who
+have been in railway accidents will be of the same
+nature. In climbing up a very steep or difficult place
+<pb n='155'/><anchor id='Pg155'/>if a man falls all are prepared more or less for such
+an accident. The whole attention is given to guarding
+against a probable contingency, and it follows that the
+mind can instantly realise its occurrence. And that
+such is the case I have been unlucky enough to
+witness, though most fortunately the fall was attended
+with no serious consequences. On the same principle,
+to take a more trivial example, on difficult rocks
+it is the rarest possible accident for a man to sprain
+his ankle or knee. The muscles are always prepared
+for a possible slip and kept in tension on the alert. On
+the loose moraine, when walking leisurely or carelessly,
+such an accident is a thousand times more likely to occur.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The storm breaks</note>
+
+<p>
+Our leader worked away with a will, but the snow got
+harder at every step. The growing force of the wind,
+which in nautical language had increased from that
+vague degree known as a capful to the indefinite
+force of a stiff breeze, and the increasing steepness of
+the slope, compelled Jaun to make the steps larger
+and larger as we ascended. It soon became evident
+that the storm would overtake us long before we could
+hope to get on to the ridge, and that we had deliberately
+walked into something of a trap. The
+steps had been cut so far apart that to descend by the
+same line would have involved the construction of a
+fresh staircase, and on actually turning, we found that
+what was a stiff breeze behind us was a half gale when
+it met our faces. It was certainly easier to go on
+<pb n='156'/><anchor id='Pg156'/>than to go back; so we went further and fared much
+worse. The slope became steeper, the ice harder,
+the half gale became a whole gale, and the delay
+between each step seemed interminable. Suddenly,
+as we passed from under the lee of a projecting slope
+on our right, a tremendous gust of wind, which seemed
+to have waited for a few moments in order to collect
+its full forces, swept suddenly down and almost tore
+us from our foothold. With that a torrent of hail fell,
+and for a few moments we had enough to do to hold
+on where we stood. Even my companion’s conversation
+slackened. He had astutely selected a place in the
+caravan immediately behind me, and as the gale was
+blowing directly on our backs was enabled to fire off
+his remarks and arguments without any possibility of
+response. Anything that I said in answer was audible
+only to our leader, who took not the smallest
+interest in the discussion. Unfortunately, too, it was
+difficult to listen with any attention; for as the gusts
+came on we were forced to swing all our faces round like
+chimney cowls instantly in the same direction. The
+squalls became more frequent and more violent, the
+thunder and lightning played around merrily, and as
+the wind howled by we had to throw ourselves flat
+against the slope, adopting the undignified attitudes
+of a deer-stalker nearing the brow of a Scotch hill—attitudes
+which bring somewhat unduly into prominence
+the inadequate nature of the national costume.
+<pb n='157'/><anchor id='Pg157'/>Fortunately, as has been said, we were screened from
+view; and our poses, though possibly ungraceful, were
+at any rate uncriticised. The big hailstones, falling
+softly around, filled up the steps as they were made,
+and our feet were buried up to the ankles in a
+moment. In a minute or two the hurricane
+passed for the time; then we arose, shook ourselves,
+smiled at nothing in particular, and the leader
+would find time during the comparative lull to hack
+out three or four fresh steps. Certain sounds, not
+accounted for by the elements, coming up from below,
+may have been suggestions or may have been arguments,
+but they were knocked out of all intelligible
+shape before they reached the head of the caravan. Not
+even the porter at Lloyd’s or the captain of a merchantman
+could have made himself audible in that cyclone.
+Upwards we went, fighting for each step and for each
+yard gained as hard as if we were storming a fortress.
+Even while the leader had his axe in the air ready to
+deliver a fresh blow a distant roar would betoken
+another onslaught, and we instantly fell flat down like
+tin soldiers struck with the well-directed pea, and disposed
+ourselves at a convenient angle of resistance;
+and so we went on, when we did go on at all. If the
+relation is wearisome it is also realistic, for we found
+that the actual experience was far from being lively;
+but all things must have an end, including even the
+<hi rend='italic'>feuilleton</hi> in a Parisian newspaper or the walk up to
+<pb n='158'/><anchor id='Pg158'/>the Bel Alp on a hot day, and the termination came
+almost unexpectedly.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A battle with the elements</note>
+
+<p>
+We had got thoroughly tired of perpetually clinging
+on by the simple force of adhesion to the storm-swept
+slope, and felt almost inclined to give up the struggle
+against the elements and to go straight on trusting to
+chance. Maurer, below, wore the expression of frowning
+discontent best seen in amateur tenors singing a
+tender love ditty. Jaun had remarked half-a-dozen
+times that the very next squall would infallibly sweep
+us all away, and his cheerful prophetic utterances
+really seemed on the point of being fulfilled, when,
+almost suddenly, the snow seemed to vanish from
+under our feet, and we found ourselves on the summit
+of the ridge; at least directly above us no more ascent
+appeared to present. It was difficult to realise adequately
+the exact direction in which we were facing,
+but I suppose that as the ridge runs about north and
+south by the compass, we were facing a little south of
+east. This was an important matter to decide, as the
+mist was gathered thick around and the idea of descent
+had to be at once considered now that we had got to
+a position of some degree of definiteness. At our feet
+the snow slope fell away in a manner so distinct that
+we were without doubt really on the top of some portion
+of the ridge. The difficulty was to estimate how
+far to our right the summit of the Aiguille du Midi
+itself lay. However, we felt with relief the truth of
+<pb n='159'/><anchor id='Pg159'/>somebody’s remark that we had at length succeeded
+in getting somewhere; so far, no doubt, matters were
+satisfactory. Howbeit, our pleasure was somewhat
+modified by the discovery that the gale blew with considerably
+more force on the south-east side than it did
+on the one by which we had ascended. We looked
+towards the south and endeavoured to gather our wits
+together to elucidate the geographical problem that
+presented. At the foot of the slope must lie the
+upper basin of the Vallée Blanche and the Glacier de
+Tacul; unfortunately there seemed to be a prodigious
+storm going on in that basin, and clouds of loose
+snow were whirling about in all directions. It was
+impossible to understand these winds; one might
+have thought that Æolus had just stepped out to
+attend a committee meeting of the gods, and that all
+his subordinates were having high jinks during his
+absence.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Beating the air</note>
+
+<p>
+The possibility of actually completing the ascent
+of the mountain seemed out of the question, and
+the hope that we might have crept under the
+shelter of the ridge to the final little rock cone of
+the Aiguille was literally thrown to the winds. Here
+again, therefore, this narrative is highly unconventional,
+for it is impossible to consult M. Roget’s
+<q>Thesaurus</q> and indulge with its aid in any grandiloquent
+description of the view from the summit,
+although my account has now reached the stage at
+<pb n='160'/><anchor id='Pg160'/>which such word painting ought properly to be inserted.
+We turned to our right, the direction in
+which the peak lay, and walked some little way along
+the ridge till we got under shelter of a rock; now we
+were able once more to stand upright and, huddled
+together, took the opportunity which had been denied
+to us for some hours to interchange views. All agreed
+that the situation was vile; that word, at least, may be
+taken as the resultant of the various forcible epithets
+actually employed. All agreed that the cold was
+intense, the prospect doubtful, and the panorama <hi rend='italic'>nil</hi>.
+There was but one redeeming feature: extreme discomfort
+will reveal humour in those in whom that
+quality would not be expected <hi rend='italic'>a priori</hi> to find a dwelling-place,
+and to each one of us the spectacle of his
+three wobegone companions seemed to afford, if not
+amusement, at least an inkling of complacency.
+Maurer removed the pack from his shoulders, and it
+was then perceived that our cup of misery was full,
+and our sole remaining bottle of wine completely
+empty. We had originally started with two, one white
+and one red, of an inferior and indigestible quality,
+but had left the white wine down below on the snow;
+we had previously drunk it. The other bottle had
+broken against some projecting rock in climbing up,
+and the resulting leakage had led to the formation of
+a very large circular red patch in the small of Maurer’s
+back, wherever that anatomical region might be
+<pb n='161'/><anchor id='Pg161'/>situated in our squat and sturdy little guide. After
+muttering together in patois for a little while the
+guides seized their axes and suddenly commenced with
+great vigour to hack out a large hole in the ice. We
+fell to also, and for some few minutes all worked away
+with the best of good will; the splinters and little
+blocks of ice flew around under our blows, and before
+long we had excavated a flat basin capable of holding
+water. At the least, the exercise had the effect of
+warming us, and Maurer, who previously, from the
+effects of the cold, had been the colour of a congested
+alderman in the face, gradually assumed a more
+healthy hue. We now inquired what the object might
+be of preparing this cavern. Thereupon Jaun gave vent
+to the ingenious suggestion that we had better remain
+where we were and sleep in it. The idea seemed too
+likely to lead to permanent repose to be commendable,
+and we received his proposition, as befitted its nature,
+with some coolness, remarking that on the whole we
+should prefer to go home. This view led to further
+conversation; ultimately we descended a few feet on
+the south-east side and then made our way along the
+face of the slope in a south-westerly direction towards
+the hut on the Aiguille du Midi. The snow was soft,
+and we went on for some distance without difficulty,
+till we again reached the ridge on the south-west side of
+the Aiguille, having thus passed round the base of
+the final peak of the mountain, which consists of a
+<pb n='162'/><anchor id='Pg162'/>comparatively small rocky cone jutting up from the main
+ridge. We were still of course a long way from the hut,
+but as in this situation we were much more sheltered, we
+took the opportunity to review the state of affairs and
+to consider our position, which for the moment, like
+that of the pocket of a lady’s ball dress, was indeterminate.
+What were we to do? As with the diners
+at <q>Prix fixe</q> restaurant, there were three courses for
+us: we might go down on one side, we might descend
+on the other side, or we might remain where we were.
+The latter alternative was as distasteful now as it had
+been just previously, and it was negatived decisively.
+<q>Very good,</q> said the guides; <q>if you won’t stay here
+we must go down that way,</q> and they pointed in a
+direction westerly by the compass. My companion
+and I were opposed to this plan for two reasons: one
+that the route would, if it led anywhere in particular,
+take us down to the Glacier des Bossons, where we did
+not want to go, the other that by reason of the
+marvellous fury of the hurricane it would have been
+altogether impossible to follow at all the line indicated.
+We were only in fact able to dart out from under
+shelter of the rock and peer down into the misty
+depths for a few seconds at a time, for the gale took
+our breath away as completely as in the <q>cavern of
+the winds</q> at Niagara. To have climbed down a new
+and difficult rock cliff in the face of the numbing cold
+would have been little short of suicidal.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='163'/><anchor id='Pg163'/>
+
+<note place="margin">Descent down Vallée Blanche</note>
+
+<p>
+It is Artemus Ward, I think, who describes the
+ingenious manner in which Baron Trenck, of prison-breaking
+fame, escaped on one occasion from durance
+vile. For fifteen long years the Baron had lain
+immured, and had tried in vain to carry out all the
+sensational methods of escape ever suggesting themselves
+to his fertile brain. At last an idea occurred to
+him. He opened the door and walked out. By an
+intellectual effort of almost equal brilliancy and
+originality we solved the difficulty that beset us: we
+turned towards the south-east and walked quietly
+down the slope for a hundred feet or so. Simplicity
+of thought is characteristic of great minds. Why,
+nevertheless, it had not occurred to us before to escape
+by this line I can no more explain than I can give the
+reason why all the ladies in a concert-room smile, as
+one woman, when a singer of their own sex makes her
+appearance on the platform, or why itinerant harp
+players always wear tall hats. Immediately the complexion
+of affairs brightened up. The wind was much
+less furious than it had been on the ridge, and the hail
+was replaced by snow. Jaun now gave it as his
+opinion that the best line of descent would consist in
+crossing round the head of the Vallée Blanche and
+the upper slopes of the Glacier du Géant, so as to join
+the ordinary route leading from the Col du Géant to
+the Montanvert. But in the thick mist it would have
+been far from easy to hit off the right track, and we
+<pb n='164'/><anchor id='Pg164'/>thought it possible to make a short cut to the same
+end, and to find a way directly down the Vallée
+Blanche towards the rocks known as the Petit
+Rognon. We had no compass with us, but the direction
+of the slope indicated the proper line of descent
+to follow. In most years it would not be easy to
+discover the way through the complicated crevasses of
+the ice-fall situated between the <q>Rognon</q> and the
+easterly rocks of the Aiguille du Midi; but in 18— so
+much snow had fallen early in the spring and so little
+had melted during the summer, that we experienced
+comparatively little difficulty in descending almost in
+a straight line. During this part of the expedition
+the good qualities of our guides showed once more to
+advantage. Unquestionably while on the ridge they
+had put forward suggestions which were rather wild
+in character, and which were proved now to be mistaken.
+The intense cold and the beating of the storm
+seemed rather to have paralysed their usually calm
+judgment, and it is an odd fact that guides, even when
+first rate, are oftentimes more affected by such conditions
+than are the amateurs whom they conduct.
+We could no more, with such experience as we
+possessed, have led the way aright as our leader did
+with unerring sagacity, than an untutored person
+could write out a full orchestra score. We could only
+insist on a given line being taken if in their judgment
+it were possible. Once fairly started, we felt that we
+<pb n='165'/><anchor id='Pg165'/>must push our plan through, employing the same
+form of argument as the man did in support of a
+bold statement that a certain beaver, closely pursued
+by a dog, had climbed up a tree. It was not a
+question now whether we could do it, or could not do
+it; we had to do it. The day was far spent, there
+was possibly much difficult work before us, and the
+exertion already undergone had been tolerably severe.
+The temptation was therefore great rather to scamp the
+work of finding the best and safest track through the
+ice-fall, but our leader displayed as much care and
+thoroughness as if he were strolling over snow slopes
+with a critical Chamouni guide behind him. A
+momentary glimpse of the familiar form of the
+Aiguille du Géant right in front of us confirmed the
+judgment that we were on the right track. In
+descending the ice-fall we passed to the right of the
+Petit Rognon, and at the base of the Séracs halted and
+thought we would have something to eat. Maurer produced
+our stock of provisions, which consisted of one
+roll studded with little bits of broken glass and reduced
+by the action of wine and water to the consistence
+of a poultice. The refection was, therefore, as unsatisfactory
+as a meal out of a loosely tied nosebag to a
+cab horse. And now for another departure from time-honoured
+custom. All mountain narratives at this
+period of the day make reference to the use of tobacco,
+the well-earned pipe, and so forth. But the sleety rain,
+<pb n='166'/><anchor id='Pg166'/>which for the last hour and a half had replaced the
+snow, had soaked everything so thoroughly that an
+attempt to carry out the orthodox proceeding did not,
+like most failures, end in smoke. So we trudged on
+again empty and unsolaced.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A scanty repast</note>
+
+<p>
+As the shades of night were falling, four dripping and
+woe-begone travellers might, to borrow the novelist’s
+common mode of expression, have been observed
+toiling up the steep path towards the old Montanvert
+hotel—that is, they might have been observed by anybody
+who was foolish enough to be out of doors on
+such a detestable evening. We entered the familiar
+little room, an ingenious compound of a toyshop and
+a barrack, and notwithstanding that we were viewed
+with marked disfavour by the other guests therein
+assembled in consequence of our moist and steamy
+condition, we seated ourselves and called for refreshment.
+The atmosphere in the stuffy den called the
+salon was a trifle pungent, and having contributed a
+little additional dampness to the apartment we set off
+again. That familiar old room with its odd collection
+of curiosities, in which the fare was on the whole
+more disproportionate to the price than at any
+other institution of a similar kind in the mountains,
+has ceased to exist long ago. I fancy that it did not
+require much pulling down. It is happily replaced
+now by one of the best managed and most comfortable
+mountain hotels to be found in the Alps, a sure sign
+<pb n='167'/><anchor id='Pg167'/>of which attraction is to be found in the fact that it is,
+at any rate, spoken of with disfavour by the inhabitants
+of the village below or by such as do not hold shares.
+Another hour’s descent and we passed through the few
+scattered houses just outside Chamouni. The attractions
+on the way down had not diverted us from our stern
+purpose of reaching Couttet’s hotel as soon as possible.
+We had politely declined the invitation of a perennially
+knitting young woman to view a live chamois. The
+spasmodic smile called up by each approaching tourist
+faded from her countenance as we passed by. Four
+times did we decline the gentle refreshment of <hi rend='italic'>limonade
+gazeuse</hi>, once did we sternly refuse to partake
+of strawberries, and twice to purchase crystals. It
+was dark as we neared the town; it may have been my
+fancy, but I cannot help thinking that I perceived our
+old friend the blind beggar with the lugubrious expression
+which he wore when on duty, and with the tall
+hat which served the purpose of an alms’-box, and
+which he did not wear when on duty, enjoying himself
+in a very merry manner by the side of a blazing fire.
+Notwithstanding that night had fallen there was still
+a little group by the bridge round the one-armed telescope
+man, anxiously crowding to hear the last news
+of the two insane Englishmen who had without doubt
+perished that day miserably on the rocks of the Midi.
+A project had already been started to organise an expedition
+on the morrow to search for the bodies; and
+<pb n='168'/><anchor id='Pg168'/>we might very possibly, if we had cared for the excitement,
+have been allowed to join the party.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A projected expedition</note>
+
+<p>
+As in a play the most striking situation is by
+the discreet author reserved to the conclusion, so in
+this contradictory chapter the most glaring deficiency
+comes now at the end. My readers, if they have
+generously followed me so far, will recognise that we
+not only went on something of a fool’s errand,
+incurring considerable difficulty and perhaps risk in
+that mission, but that we never got up the mountain
+at all. The force of contradictoriness can no
+further go. Still, it may be pointed out that we did
+actually accomplish all that was novel in the expedition.
+Once on the ridge, the remaining portion
+of the climb is, in fine weather, easy and well known,
+so the fact that the Aiguille du Midi can be ascended
+by this line by any one consumed with an ambition to
+do so, is beyond doubt. We were not probably at one
+point more than twenty minutes or half an hour from
+the actual summit. I cannot honestly advise anybody
+to follow our tracks; but in all probability, if someone
+should desire to do so, he need not, under favourable
+conditions, contemplate meeting with any unsurmountable
+difficulties.
+</p>
+<anchor id="fig169"/>
+<pgIf output='txt'><then>
+ <p rend="ill">[Illustration: THE AIGUILLE DU DRU<lb/>
+<hi rend='small'>FROM THE SOUTH</hi>]</p>
+</then><else>
+ <p><figure url="images/illo_189.jpg" rend="w80"><head>THE AIGUILLE DU DRU<lb/>
+<hi rend='small'>FROM THE SOUTH</hi></head>
+ <figDesc>The Aiguille du Dru from the South</figDesc></figure></p>
+</else></pgIf>
+</div><div type="chapter" n="6" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='169'/><anchor id='Pg169'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="VI. Ascent of the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="VI. Ascent of the Aiguille du Dru"/>
+<head>CHAPTER VI.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">ASCENT OF THE AIGUILLE DU DRU</head>
+
+<epigraph><p>
+<q><hi rend='italic'>Decies repetita placebit</hi></q>
+</p></epigraph>
+
+<argument><p>
+Disadvantages of narratives of personal adventure—Expeditions on
+the Aiguille du Dru in 1874—The ridge between the Aiguilles du
+Dru and Verte—<q>Défendu de passer par là</q>—Distance lends
+enchantment—Other climbers attack the peak—View of the
+mountain from the Col de Balme—We try the northern side,
+and fail more signally than usual—Showing that mountain fever is
+of the recurrent type—We take seats below, but have no opportunity
+of going up higher—The campaign opens—We go under canvas—A
+spasmodic start, and another failure—A change of tactics
+and a new leader—Our sixteenth attempt—Sports and pastimes
+at Chamouni—The art of cray-fishing—The apparel oft proclaims
+the man—A canine acquaintance—A new ally—The turning
+point of the expedition—A rehearsal for the final performance—A
+difficult descent—A blank in the narrative—A carriage misadventure—A
+penultimate failure—We start with two guides
+and finish with one—The rocks of the Dru—Maurer joins the
+party—Our nineteenth attempt—A narrow escape in the gully—The
+arête at last—The final scramble—Our foe is vanquished
+and decorated—The return journey—Benighted—A moonlight
+descent—We are graciously received—On <q>fair</q> mountaineering—The
+prestige of new peaks—Chamouni becomes festive—<q>Heut’
+Abend grosses Feuerwerkfest</q>—Chamouni dances and shows
+hospitality—The scene closes in.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+It is to some extent an unfortunate circumstance that
+in a personal narrative of adventure the result is
+practically known from the very beginning. The only
+uncertainty that can exist is the actual pattern on
+<pb n='170'/><anchor id='Pg170'/>which the links of the chain are united together, for
+the climax is from the outset a foregone conclusion.
+The descriptive account will inevitably conduct the
+reader along a more or less mazy path to an assured
+goal. There is certainly one other variety, but that
+takes the less satisfactory form of an obituary notice.
+Even in a thoroughly well-acted play a perceptible
+shudder runs through the audience when two actors
+select each a chair, draw them down to the footlights,
+and one announces <q>’Tis now some fourteen years
+ago.</q> The expression in its pristine dramatic simplicity
+may still be heard in transpontine theatres,
+but modern realism insists usually on a paraphrase.
+The audience cannot but feel, however thrilling the
+story to be told, that at any rate the two players have
+survived the adventures they have to narrate, and on
+the whole a good many wish they hadn’t. There sit
+the heroes, and exert themselves as they will their
+recital is apt to fall somewhat flat. In like manner I
+will not attempt to conceal the fact that the ultimate
+result of our numerous attempts on the peak which
+forms the subject of this chapter was that we got up it,
+and the fact may also be divulged that we came down
+again, and in safety. Indeed, it seems difficult now to
+realise the length of time during which our ultimate
+success oscillated in the balance—at one time appearing
+hopeless, at another problematical, at times almost
+certain, and then again apparently out of our reach.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='171'/><anchor id='Pg171'/>
+
+<note place="margin">Expeditions on the Aig. du Dru</note>
+
+<p>
+In 1874, with two guides, of whom Alexander
+Burgener was one, we started for the Montanvert
+with the intention of making for the ridge between the
+Aiguille du Dru and the Aiguille Verte, with the object
+of further investigating the route which Messrs.
+Pendlebury, Kennedy and Marshall had essayed on an
+occasion already described, when the bad condition
+of the rocks frustrated their hopes. The mountain
+was probably in a very different state on this occasion,
+and we experienced no very great difficulty in discovering
+a fairly easy route up the rocks. The chief
+trouble consisted in the fact that the rock gully by
+which the ascent is chiefly made was extensively plastered
+over with ice, a condition in which we nearly
+always found it. The last part of the climb up to
+the ridge affords a most splendid scramble. The face
+is so steep on either side that the climber comes quite
+suddenly to a position whence he overlooks the
+northern slope, if slope it may be called, and looks
+down on to the Glacier du Nant Blanc. Seen in grey
+shadow, or half shrouded in shifting mists and coloured
+only with half-tints, the precipice is magnificent; huge
+sheets of clear ice coat its flanks, and the almost unbroken
+descent of rock affords as striking a spectacle
+as the mountaineer fond of wild desolation can well
+picture.
+</p>
+
+<lg>
+<l>If you would see this slope aright,</l>
+<l>Look at it by the pale grey light.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<pb n='172'/><anchor id='Pg172'/>
+
+<p>
+On the left the mass of the Aiguille du Dru cuts
+off the view of the fertile regions; far away on the right
+the huge tapering towers of rock form a massive foreground
+stretching away to the base of the Aiguille
+Verte. The spectator too seems strangely shut off,
+so that, gazing around, on either side he can see
+but a narrow extent of the mountain. We looked
+down and did not like what we saw; we looked up and
+liked it less. The day was fine and the mountain in
+good condition. I can recall now that our eyes must
+have wandered over the very route that ultimately
+proved to be the right one, and yet to none of us that
+afternoon did it appear in the least degree possible.
+Unquestionably the crags of the Aiguille du Dru looked
+formidable enough from this point of view, and we
+could not but think that nature must have provided
+some easier mode of access to the summit than this
+face seemed to afford. We climbed along the ridge till
+we were almost against the face of the mountain, but
+then we had to turn our gaze so directly upwards that
+matters looked still worse. Then we faced about and
+climbed in the other direction. The rocks seemed to
+grow bigger and bigger the more we looked at them.
+What the guides actually thought I do not quite know,
+but at the moment my own impression was that it
+would be impossible to ascend more than two or three
+hundred feet: so we turned and came back. Even
+while we yet descended the thought came that this
+<pb n='173'/><anchor id='Pg173'/>face of the mountain was perhaps not so utterly hopeless
+as it had appeared a few minutes previously, and
+in my own mind I decided that, should we fail in discovering
+some much more promising line from another
+point of view, we would at least return to the ridge
+often enough to familiarise ourselves with this aspect
+of the mountain, with the idea that such familiarity
+if it did not succeed in breeding contempt might at
+least give birth to a more sanguine frame of mind.
+The farther we got from our point of view the more
+hopeful did the mental impression seem to become,
+and by the time we reached Chamouni we had all
+separately arrived at the conclusion—somewhat
+selfish perhaps, but justifiable under the circumstances—that
+if asked what we thought of the
+possibility of ascending by the face we had tried, we
+would give honestly the opinion we had formed while
+on the ridge, and not the opinion at which we had
+arrived subsequently.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Other climbers attack the peak</note>
+
+<p>
+Other explorers were meanwhile at work on the
+mountain, but so far as I could learn all their
+attempts were made on the south-western peak. At
+any rate they followed more or less the line we had
+first struck out. Some thought that the lower peak
+alone was feasible, others that the higher peak was
+attainable only from the south-western side. So
+thought Mr. E. R. Whitwell; so again, Mr. J. Birkbeck,
+jun., both of whom reached probably a much
+<pb n='174'/><anchor id='Pg174'/>higher point on the south-western face than we succeeded
+in obtaining in 1873.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+In 1875 we were making our way once more by
+the Col de Balme to Chamouni, and being in somewhat
+of a reflective mood, induced by the consumption of a
+soup-tureen full of bread and milk at the hotel at the top
+of the pass, we sought a shady spot hard by whence a
+good view of the Aiguille du Dru could be obtained, and
+contemplated the precipices as seen from this point of
+view. The northern slope leading up to the ridge over
+which we had looked lay well before us. The upper
+part of the mountain looked distinctly different as far
+as accessibility was concerned. It seemed just possible,
+if a way could only be found up from the level of
+the ridge to a certain ledge some distance above, that
+the final mass might be feasible. There appeared
+to be a sort of gully sloping upwards in a direction
+curved away from us, in which the snow lay so thick
+that the rocks on either side could not, we thought,
+be very steep. At the least it seemed to be worth
+our while to make for this gully, which was obviously
+unattainable from the ridge itself, for it was here cut
+off by a belt of straight rock.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We try the northern side</note>
+
+<p>
+A few days later we carried the idea into effect. It
+was necessary to engage some one to carry the tent,
+and Burgener was deputed to search for a porter of a
+willing disposition and suitable physical conformation.
+Presently he came back in company with a shambling
+<pb n='175'/><anchor id='Pg175'/>youth of great length of limb and somewhat lanky
+frame. We inquired if he were willing to come with
+us, whereupon the young man was seized with violent
+facial contortions, and we perceived that he suffered
+from an impediment in his speech. Not wishing to
+render him nervous by our presence, we took a short
+turn in the garden, leaving him where he stood. On
+our return the young man’s efforts culminated in the
+remark, <q>How much?</q> We said, <q>Twenty-five francs,</q>
+and then started off to consult the barometer. On
+coming back after this interval we found that the
+young man had just previously succeeded in articulating
+<q>Yes.</q> The practical result of this one-sided
+colloquy was that the next day the tall young man
+was laden with the tent, with directions to carry it
+up to a point immediately opposite the Montanvert
+below the Glacier du Nant Blanc. The tall young
+man shouldered his burden and started off with
+great activity. We followed him somewhat later
+under the rather transparent pretence of going to
+hunt for crystals next day. Making our way up by
+a long ridge lying between the Glacier du Nant
+Blanc and a little snow patch dignified in some maps
+by the appellation of the Glacier du Dru, we skirted
+round the base of the Aiguille looking constantly
+upwards to find some practicable line of ascent, and
+hoping that we might discover one which would conduct
+us up on to the main mass of the mountain
+<pb n='176'/><anchor id='Pg176'/>before we had got opposite to the point by which we
+had made our ascent from the southern side. It soon
+became evident that we were very unlikely to find
+a way. Far above jutted out a little horizontal table
+of rock. Burgener observed that if we could only get
+there it would be something. So far his remarks did
+not appear inaccurate, but it was perfectly clear before
+long that there was no chance of getting any higher,
+supposing we could get on to this platform; yet a
+little further, and we perceived that we could not even
+get to it. Ultimately we discovered that the platform
+itself was an optical delusion. It did not seem worth
+while to make any attempt to reach the summit of
+the ridge from the side we were on, even if we could
+have done so, which I doubt. The day may come
+when the climber will seek to discover some variation
+to the route up the peak; but mountaineering skill
+will indeed have improved out of all knowledge if
+anyone ever succeeds in getting up this northern face.
+From every point of view we surveyed it, and from every
+point of view, in our opinion, it was equally impossible.
+So in the evening we came back once more
+to the tent, from the door of which protruded a pair
+of thick boots. These encased the feet articulated to
+the lanky legs of the tall young man, who had been
+enjoying a siesta of some ten or twelve hours’ duration.
+Kicking gently at a prominent bulging of the
+canvas on the opposite side to the door had the
+<pb n='177'/><anchor id='Pg177'/>effect of waking our slumbrous friend, who was exceedingly
+sarcastic at our want of success; so, at
+least, we judged by his expression of countenance.
+For a long while his efforts yielded no verbal result.
+But his words seemed as it were to stick fast in an
+endeavour to bring them out three or four abreast
+through a portal that was capable only of allowing
+egress to them in single file. Of a sudden the jostling
+syllables broke down the obstructing barrier, and he
+startled us by pouring forth a string of remarks with
+precipitate volubility. Knowing, however, that it
+would be some time before we could hope to try the
+peak again, we were not loth to leave him under the
+impression, to be communicated to his friends at
+Chamouni, that we had come to the conclusion that
+the mountain was inaccessible.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The mountain fever recurs</note>
+
+<p>
+It was not till 1878 that we were able to revisit
+once more the scene of our many failures.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+During the winter months, however, the thought
+of the stubborn Aiguille had been from time to time
+discussed, and when J. Oakley Maund and I came
+back to Chamouni we had very serious intentions.
+This time we were both possessed with one fixed determination
+with regard to the Aiguille. Either we
+would get up to the top or, at the worst, would, as far
+as lay in our power, prove that it was inaccessible by
+any line of attack. By my wish, our first attempts
+were to be made by the old route leading towards the
+<pb n='178'/><anchor id='Pg178'/>lower peak; not that we were very sanguine of succeeding
+by this line of ascent, but rather because we
+felt that no very great amount of exploration would
+be necessary to determine whether the higher point
+could or could not be reached from this side; but
+though our intentions were good we were scarcely
+prepared for the difficulties that met us from the
+beginning. The elements seemed to have set their
+faces against us. Time after time when all was
+ready for a start we were baulked by snow, wind, or
+rain. Day after day we sat waiting in vain for the
+favourable moment, sometimes at our bivouac high
+up above the Mer de Glace, by the side of the Glacier
+de la Charpoua, till hope deferred and a series
+of <hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> dinners combined with want of
+exercise to make the heart sick and the individual
+despondently dyspeptic. Perhaps the wind would
+shift round a point or two towards the north and a
+couple of fine days occur. Straightway we set off for
+the tent which we left concealed at the bivouac.
+Then came the rain again, and we had to return
+soaked and dejected. Sometimes it rained before
+we got to the Montanvert and sometimes after, and in
+fact we seemed to be making perpetually fitful excursions
+from the kitchen fire at the Montanvert to that
+at Couttet’s hotel. On hydropathic principles we
+found the state of the elements no mean form of cure
+for the mountain fever. Still, like the hungry butler,
+<pb n='179'/><anchor id='Pg179'/>we reflected that everything comes to him who waits,
+and seizing every possible opportunity did manage to
+achieve some climbing during the rare intervals of
+moderately favourable weather.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The campaign opens</note>
+
+<p>
+The campaign was opened with an attempt made
+with Jaun and Andreas Maurer as guides. A youth
+of hollow visage and weak joints (a relation, possibly,
+of our friend with the one defective articulation), who
+did not much enter into the spirit of the expedition,
+and who seemed by his expression to echo Hamlet’s
+interrogation as to the necessity of bearing fardels,
+carried our tent up to the grass slopes by the
+Charpoua glacier. Here, on a smooth, level patch
+of turf surrounded on three sides by rocks, we established
+a little country seat, though we scarcely realised
+on this first occasion how often it would be our lot
+to run up and spend the night there, and to return
+to town the following morning. There are many
+and excellent camping places about these slopes; dry
+dwarf rhododendron bushes abound, and water is
+plentiful. There was no difficulty in rising early the
+next morning, for at some time in the small hours the
+spindle-legged porter was seized with terrible cramp.
+Under ordinary circumstances his lower limbs were
+imperfectly under his control, and when thus affected
+they became perfectly ungovernable, so that the
+neat order in which we had disposed ourselves overnight
+for slumber was rudely disarranged, and we
+<pb n='180'/><anchor id='Pg180'/>were forced to rise and turn out till the spasms
+should have subsided. Under the influence of gentle
+friction the spasms quieted down, and when we left
+he was troubled only with a few twitching kicks, such
+as may be observed in a dreaming dog. At 2 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi>
+we started and wended our way up the glacier, every
+step of which seemed familiar. To our surprise
+and delight the snow was in first-rate order, and
+our spirits rose at the prospect of a good climb;
+but the time had not yet come for success, and our
+hopes were soon to be dashed. There was still an
+immense amount of snow on the lower rock slopes
+over which access to the south-western peak is alone
+possible, and this snow was in a highly treacherous
+condition. Before we had ascended many feet the
+guides very properly refused to go on, a determination
+with which we felt ourselves bound to acquiesce.
+They pointed out that it would be unwarrantably
+dangerous to descend late in the afternoon over deep
+snow, soft, and but loosely adhering to the rocks.
+Under such conditions it is of course impossible to
+judge of the foothold, and there is nothing to hold on
+to with the hands. There was no other alternative,
+therefore, if we were to follow this route, than to wait
+till more of the snow should have melted, or else to
+find a track where the rocks were bare. As far as we
+could ascertain, however, there was no such track to
+be seen. We decided to go back, but still remained at
+<pb n='181'/><anchor id='Pg181'/>Chamouni, for we durst not lose a single favourable
+opportunity. With an imperturbability bred of long
+experience did we meet the sniggers and sneers of
+certain croakers below, who looked with an unfavourable
+eye on our proceedings.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A new leader</note>
+
+<p>
+Within the next fortnight we made two further
+attempts by much the same route and with the same
+guides, but only succeeded in going far enough to
+prove that the opinion of the guides was perfectly
+correct with regard to the state of the snow. Already
+matters seemed to justify some gloomy doubt as to
+whether we could carry out even the exploratory
+part of our programme, for Jaun was compelled to
+leave us in order to fulfil another engagement, and
+we scarcely knew where to turn to find another man
+capable of guiding us in the way we desired to go.
+Still our determination was unshaken by our run of
+ill-luck. We would not give it up. With no more
+definite object than that of justifying an impending
+<hi rend='italic'>table d’hôte</hi> dinner, I was walking up the Montanvert
+path one rainy afternoon, when a ray of sunlight
+suddenly burst upon me in the person of Alexander
+Burgener. He had come over the Col du Géant with
+a party of travellers, and to our delight was not only
+disengaged, but exceedingly anxious to attack once
+more, or, in fact, as often as we liked, the obstinate
+Aiguille. From the moment that he assumed the
+chief command matters began to wear a different
+<pb n='182'/><anchor id='Pg182'/>complexion, for we learnt that he had taken every
+opportunity to consider and study the mountain. By
+his advice a complete change of tactics was adopted.
+We decided to abandon all idea of attacking the
+lower peak, and made up our minds to try the higher
+summit by the route we had first followed four years
+previously. We had often discussed together our
+chances of success on this peak, and had often come
+to the conclusion that its ascent was more than
+doubtful. But now Burgener was so positive of ultimate
+triumph, and so confident in his own powers,
+not only of getting up himself, but of getting us also
+to our goal, that the whole matter seemed placed
+before us in a different light. We might have to
+wait, we might have to try many times, but still we
+could not but believe the impression that now gradually
+formed that we must ultimately succeed. To
+the spirit which Burgener displayed that year, and
+which he imbued in us (at a time when it must be
+confessed that such a spirit was much wanted, for
+we were as downcast as water-cure patients during
+the process), and to his sagacity and great guiding
+qualities, the whole of our ultimate success was due.
+I knew that, as a guide, he was immeasurably superior
+to an amateur in his trained knack of finding the
+way, and that in quickness on rocks the two could
+hardly be compared. But previously it had always
+seemed to me that the amateur excelled in one great
+<pb n='183'/><anchor id='Pg183'/>requisite, viz., pluck. Let this record show that in
+one instance at least this estimate was erroneous, for
+had it not been for Burgener’s indomitable pluck we
+should never have succeeded in climbing the Aiguille
+du Dru.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our sixteenth attempt</note>
+
+<p>
+Burgener was of opinion that from the summit of
+the actual ridge lying east of the higher peak, and
+between it and the Aiguille Verte, it was not feasible
+to ascend on to the face of the mountain, and he
+proposed accordingly that we should commence by
+making a study of the rocks lying to the left of the
+main gully running up to this same ridge, endeavouring
+if possible to discover some point where we could
+bear off to the left on to the real mass of the mountain.
+In addition he pointed out that the upper rocks
+might be very difficult and require much time (as we
+had already agreed together in previous years that
+they were altogether impossible, this remark seemed
+probable enough), and it was important therefore to
+discover the easiest and quickest way up the lower part
+of the rock slopes. Accordingly we departed—and
+this was our sixteenth attempt—from the Montanvert
+one morning at 1 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> We had long since cultivated
+a manner of going about our business in such a way
+as to avoid the gaze of the curious, and set forth on
+this occasion in much the same spirit that burglars
+adopt when on evil errands intent. The day was entirely
+spent as agreed in studying the lower rocks and
+<pb n='184'/><anchor id='Pg184'/>working out accurately the most feasible line of assault.
+But though we ascended on this occasion to no very
+great height we were perpetually engaged in climbing,
+and the quantity of snow which still lay on the rocks
+rendered progress difficult and care necessary. Still
+it was no haphazard exploration that we were engaged
+in, and the spirit of deliberation in which we
+began begat a spirit of hopefulness as we went on.
+A fancied insufficiency of guiding strength, coupled
+with a decidedly insufficient supply of rope and an
+inherent idea that the new line of assault contemplated
+was not to be worked out to an end at the first
+attempt, all combined to drive us back to Chamouni
+late the same evening.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Sports and pastimes</note>
+
+<p>
+<hi rend='italic'>Après cela le déluge</hi>, and for a long time high mountaineering
+of any description was out of the question.
+Desperate were the attempts we made to amuse ourselves,
+and to while away the time. Sports and
+pastimes within the limited area of the hotel premises
+were the fashion for a time. The courtyard in front of
+Couttet’s hotel was made into a lawn-tennis ground.
+The village stores being ransacked yielded a limited
+supply of parti-coloured india-rubber balls; the village
+carpenter constructed bats out of flat pieces of wood,
+and we sought to forget the unpropitious elements by
+playing morning, noon, and night. As a result several
+windows and a lamp were reduced to ruin. Then we
+went a-crayfishing. A basket carriage, which was
+con<pb n='185'/><anchor id='Pg185'/>structed apparently of iron sheeting, but painted over
+with a wicker-work pattern in order to deceive a flea-bitten
+grey steed of great age with the impression that
+it was very light, conveyed us to Châtelard, which by a
+twofold inaccuracy was termed the fishing-ground, our
+object being to catch animals which were not fish and
+lived in water. There the sport began, and was conducted
+on this wise. Sticks with a cleft at the end,
+into which nondescript pieces of ill-smelling meat
+were wedged, were submerged in a little brook to tempt
+the prey, but the only bites we got were from the
+horse-flies and inflicted on our own persons; howbeit,
+one or two of the party when at a distance from their
+fellow-sportsmen averred that they had been on a
+point of catching monsters of the deep the size of
+lobsters. We did not discover till subsequently that,
+led astray by a plausible peasant possessed of riparian
+rights and untruthful propensities, we had been fishing
+(or <q>crustaceaning,</q> to speak correctly) all day in a
+stream untenanted by any crayfish whatever, the
+result being that we caught a chill and nothing else.
+The ancient steed, moreover, though he bowled along
+merrily enough down the hill to Châtelard and required
+no more stimulus than an occasional chirrup
+from the driver afforded, was yet very loth to draw
+the party back up the hill at the same pace, and
+required such constant stimulation of a more active
+kind on the way back that it was found necessary
+<pb n='186'/><anchor id='Pg186'/>before we reached the village to stop and smooth out
+the creases on his sides. The next day the report
+came that the spotted grey was <q>très malade,</q> and the
+next day too my right arm was excessively stiff.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+A subsequent sporting expedition yielded happier
+results. One of the party, gifted with diplomatic talents
+and a power of detecting the vulnerable points in the
+character of the natives, purchased, for the sum of
+one franc, information from a shockheaded juvenile
+suffering from a skin eruption as to the best stocked
+streams. Then did the deep yield up its carnivorous
+denizens. Artfully and in silence did the anglers wait
+for their prey to claw the reeking bait. Deftly and
+warily did they withdraw the rod, sometimes with two
+or three victims clinging in a bunch, and land the spoil
+on the bank. Then would the crayfish loosen their
+hold, roll over on their backs, flap their tails very
+briskly, and start off with amazing rapidity for short
+country walks, speedily to be captured and consigned
+to the recesses of a receptacle, bearing a suspicious resemblance
+to Madame Couttet’s work-basket. Ultimately
+they formed the basis of a <q>bisque</q> not unworthy
+of Brébant.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Apparel oft proclaims the man</note>
+
+<p>
+What time the india-rubber balls were all burst
+and the fishing-ground had lost its attraction, seated
+on a tilted chair beneath the verandah we fell a-musing
+and studied human nature, and the various types that
+presented day after day round and about the hotel.
+<pb n='187'/><anchor id='Pg187'/>Much was there to marvel at in many of the costumes,
+to many of which the late Mr. Planché himself would
+have been unable to assign a date. It has been
+noticed of course, times out of mind, as a characteristic
+of the Briton, that a costume in which he would not
+go coal-heaving at home is considered good enough
+for Sunday in the Alps. One gentleman indeed,
+whose own apparel would have been considered untidy
+even if he had been a member of a shipwrecked crew,
+had been enlarging on this topic with much fervour,
+to a select audience, dwelling especially on the discourtesy
+thus shown to the natives of the country. I
+looked, when Sunday came, that he should be clad in
+raiment of more than ordinary fitness and splendour,
+but the only changes that I could perceive from the
+week-day vesture consisted in a tall hat, which somebody
+had mistaken for an opera hat on some occasion,
+and a long strip of rag wound round a cut finger,
+while his wife, who had recently been on the glaciers,
+appeared in a low cut dress, so that she presented a
+curious piebald appearance. The lateness of the season
+may have accounted for the fact that many of the garments
+seemed rapidly to be resolving into their pristine
+condition of warp and woof, especially about the region
+where it is usual in the Alps to light the poison-darting
+lucifer matches of the country. There were flannel
+shirts with collars on some, and flannel shirts without
+them on others, while yet a third set wore white
+<pb n='188'/><anchor id='Pg188'/>chokers round their necks made of vulcanite, so that
+they looked like favourite pug-dogs, or fashioned of a
+shiny paper, which obviously had no more to do with
+the garment with which they were temporarily associated
+than the label of an expensive wine at a second-rate
+restaurant has to do with the contents of the bottle.
+Then we fell to anatomical study, and marvelled at
+the various imperfections of development the muscle
+known to the learned as the gastrocnemius<note place="foot">Described in anatomical text-books as forming the swelling of
+the calf.</note> could
+exhibit in the legs of our countrymen, and wondered
+why they took such pains in their costume to display
+its usually unsymmetrical proportions, and wondered
+too if they really believed that a double folding back
+of the upper part of the stocking below the knickerbocker
+deceived anyone with an appearance of mighty
+thews. Then we went off and tapped the barometer,
+which was as devoid of principle as a bone setter, and
+kept on persistently rising. We made friends with
+a little stray waif of a dog of obsequious demeanour
+and cringing disposition, prone to roll over on its
+back when spoken to, thereby displaying a curiously
+speckled stomach, but which was withal inclined to be
+amiable, and wagged its tail so vigorously on being
+noticed that I quite feared it might sustain a sprain
+at the root of that appendage. But our friendship
+was short-lived. Before long our little friend found
+<pb n='189'/><anchor id='Pg189'/>an acquaintance in the shape of a small semi-shaved
+mongrel with a tail like a stalk of asparagus run
+to seed. After a little preliminary walking about on
+tiptoe, friendly overtures were made. The game
+commenced by the playmates licking each others’
+noses; next they ran round with surprising rapidity
+in very small circles, and then fell to wrestling in the
+middle of the courtyard. These canine acquaintanceships
+always end in the same way. Before long a
+sudden, sharp squeak was heard, and the last I saw of
+my little friend was a vanishing form darting round
+the nearest corner, with his tail as much between his
+legs as the excessive shortness of that excrescence
+would permit. His playmate, somewhat disturbed
+for a moment by this abrupt termination of the
+acquaintanceship, gazed pensively, with ears erect,
+for a while in the direction in which his friend had
+vanished: then investigated two or three unimportant
+objects by the sense of smell, consumed a few blades
+of grass, yawned twice, stretched himself once, rolled
+on something which had puzzled him, and retired
+to repose at a little distance to await the expected
+medicinal effects of the herb of which he had partaken.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A canine acquaintance</note>
+
+<p>
+This is a true saying, that <q>There’s small choice
+in rotten apples,</q> and a description of boredom in one
+place is much like the same in another. Gradually,
+weariness of the flesh below in the valley became
+<pb n='190'/><anchor id='Pg190'/>almost intolerable, while we were longing for an
+opportunity to weary the flesh, in another way, on the
+mountain. Ultimately, to my infinite regret, Maund
+found himself obliged to depart to fulfil an engagement
+elsewhere, but I still held on, though the conviction
+was daily becoming stronger that the rain
+would go on till the winter snows came.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Turning point of the expedition</note>
+
+<p>
+On a mountain such as we knew the Aiguille du
+Dru to be it would not have been wise to make any
+attempt with a party of more than four. No doubt
+three—that is, an amateur with two guides—would
+have been better still, but I had, during the enforced
+inaction through which we had been passing, become
+so convinced of ultimate success that I was anxious
+to find a companion to share it. Fortunately,
+J. Walker Hartley, a highly skilful and practised
+mountaineer, was at Chamouni, and it required but
+little persuasion to induce him to join our party.
+Seizing an opportunity one August day when the
+rain had stopped for a short while, we decided to try
+once more, or at any rate to see what effects the
+climatic phases through which we had been passing
+had produced on the Aiguille. With Alexander
+Burgener and Andreas Maurer still as guides we
+ascended once again the slopes by the side of the
+Charpoua glacier, and succeeded in discovering a
+still more eligible site for a bivouac than on our previous
+attempts. A little before four the next morning
+<pb n='191'/><anchor id='Pg191'/>we extracted each other from our respective sleeping
+bags, and made our way rapidly up the glacier. The
+snow still lay thick everywhere on the rocks, which
+were fearfully cold and glazed with thin layers of
+slippery ice; but our purpose was very serious that
+day, and we were not to be deterred by anything
+short of unwarrantable risk. We intended the climb
+to be merely one of exploration, but were resolved to
+make it as thorough as possible, and with the best
+results. From the middle of the slope leading up to
+the ridge the guides went on alone while we stayed to
+inspect and work out bit by bit the best routes over
+such parts of the mountain as lay within view. In
+an hour or two Burgener and Maurer came back to
+us, and the former invited me to go on with him back
+to the point from which he had just descended. His
+invitation was couched in gloomy terms, but there
+was a twinkle at the same time in his eye which it
+was easy to interpret—<hi rend='italic'>ce n’est que l’œil qui rit</hi>. We
+started off and climbed without the rope up the way
+which was now so familiar, but which on this occasion,
+in consequence of the glazed condition of the
+rocks, was as difficult as it could well be; but for a
+growing conviction that the upper crags were not
+so bad as they looked we should scarcely have persevered.
+<q>Wait a little,</q> said Burgener, <q>I will show
+you something presently.</q> We reached at last a
+great knob of rock close below the ridge, and for a
+<pb n='192'/><anchor id='Pg192'/>long time sat a little distance apart silently staring
+at the precipices of the upper peak. I asked Burgener
+what it might be that he had to show me. He
+pointed to a little crack some way off, and begged that
+I would study it, and then fell again to gazing at it
+very hard himself. Though we scarcely knew it at the
+time, this was the turning point of our year’s climbing.
+Up to that moment I had only felt doubts as to
+the inaccessibility of the mountain. Now a certain
+feeling of confident elation began to creep over me.
+The fact is, that we gradually worked ourselves up
+into the right mental condition, and the aspect of a
+mountain varies marvellously according to the beholder’s
+frame of mind. These same crags had been
+by each of us independently, at one time or another,
+deliberately pronounced impossible. They were in
+no better condition that day than usual, in fact in
+much worse order than we had often seen them
+before. Yet, notwithstanding that good judges
+had ridiculed the idea of finding a way up the precipitous
+wall, the prospect looked different that day
+as turn by turn we screwed our determination up to
+the sticking point. Here and there we could clearly
+trace short bits of practicable rock ledges along which
+a man might walk, or over which at any rate he might
+transport himself, while cracks and irregularities
+seemed to develop as we looked. Gradually, uniting
+and communicating passages appeared to form. Faster
+<pb n='193'/><anchor id='Pg193'/>and faster did our thoughts travel, and at last we rose
+and turned to each other. The same train of ideas
+had independently been passing through our minds.
+Burgener’s face flushed, his eyes brightened, and he
+struck a great blow with his axe as we exclaimed
+almost together, <q>It must, and it shall be done!</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A difficult descent</note>
+
+<p>
+The rest of the day was devoted to bringing
+down the long ladder, which had previously been
+deposited close below the summit of the ridge, to a
+point much lower and nearer to the main peak. This
+ladder had not hitherto been of the slightest assistance
+on the rocks, and had indeed proved a source of
+constant anxiety and worry, for it was ever prone to
+precipitate its lumbering form headlong down the
+slope. We had, it is true, used it occasionally on the
+glacier to bridge over the crevasses, and had saved
+some time thereby. Still we were loth to discard its
+aid altogether, and accordingly devoted much time
+and no little exertion to hauling it about and fixing it
+in a place of security. It was late in the evening
+before we had made all our preparations for the next
+assault and turned to the descent, which proved to
+be exceedingly difficult on this occasion. The snow
+had become very soft during the day; the late hour
+and the melting above caused the stones to fall so
+freely down the gully that we gave up that line of
+descent and made our way over the face. Often, in
+travelling down, we were buried up to the waist in
+<pb n='194'/><anchor id='Pg194'/>soft snow overlying rock slabs, of which we knew no
+more than that they were very smooth and inclined at
+a highly inconvenient angle. It was imperative for one
+only to move at a time, and the perpetual roping and
+unroping was most wearisome. In one place it was
+necessary to pay out 150 feet of rope between one
+position of comparative security and the one next
+below it, till the individual who was thus lowered
+looked like a bait at the end of a deep sea line. One
+step and the snow would crunch up in a wholesome
+manner and yield firm support. The next, and the
+leg plunged in as far as it could reach, while the submerged
+climber would, literally, struggle in vain to
+collect himself. Of course those above, to whom the
+duty of paying out the rope was entrusted, would
+seize the occasion to jerk as violently at the cord as
+a cabman does at his horse’s mouth when he has misguided
+the animal round a corner. Now another step
+and a layer of snow not more than a foot deep would
+slide off with a gentle hiss, exposing bare, black ice
+beneath, or treacherous loose stones. Nor were our
+difficulties at an end when we reached the foot of the
+rocks, for the head of the glacier had fallen away from
+the main mass of the mountain, even as an ill-constructed
+bow window occasionally dissociates itself
+from the façade of a jerry-built villa, and some very
+complicated manœuvring was necessary in order to
+reach the snow slopes. It was not till late in the
+<pb n='195'/><anchor id='Pg195'/>evening that we reached Chamouni; but it would have
+mattered nothing to us even had we been benighted,
+for we had seen all that we had wanted to see, and I
+would have staked my existence now on the possibility
+of ascending the peak. But the moment was not
+yet at hand, and our fortress held out against
+surrender to the very last by calling in its old allies,
+sou’westerly winds and rainy weather. The whirligig
+of time had not yet revolved so as to bring us in our
+revenge.
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 8"/>
+
+<note place="margin">A blank in the narrative</note>
+
+<p>
+Perhaps the monotonous repetition of failures on
+the peak influences my recollection of what took
+place subsequently to the expedition last mentioned.
+Perhaps (as I sometimes think even now) an intense
+desire to accomplish our ambition ripened into a
+realisation of actual occurrences which really were only
+efforts of imagination. This much I know, that when
+on September 7 we sat once more round a blazing
+wood fire at the familiar bivouac gazing pensively at
+the crackling fuel, it seemed hard to persuade one’s-self
+that so much had taken place since our last
+attempt. Leaning back against the rock and closing
+the eyes for a moment it seemed but a dream, whose
+reality could be disproved by an effort of the will,
+that we had gone to Zermatt in a storm and hurried
+back again in a drizzle on hearing that some other
+climbers were intent on our peak; that we had left
+<pb n='196'/><anchor id='Pg196'/>Chamouni in rain and tried, for the seventeenth time,
+in a tempest; that matters had seemed so utterly
+hopeless, seeing that the season was far advanced and
+the days but short, as to induce me to return to
+England, leaving minute directions that if the snow
+should chance to melt and the weather to mend I
+might be summoned back at once; that after eight-and-forty
+hours of sojourn in the fogs of my native
+land an intimation had come by telegraph of glad
+tidings; that I had posted off straightway by <hi rend='italic'>grande
+vitesse</hi> back to Chamouni; that I had arrived there
+at four in the morning, in consequence of a little
+misadventure, which may be here parenthetically
+narrated.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A carriage misadventure</note>
+
+<p>
+The afternoon diligence from Geneva did not go
+beyond Sallanches. However, an ingenious young
+man of low commercial morality, who said that he had
+a remarkable horse and a super-excellent carriage,
+was persuaded to drive me on the remainder of the
+way to Chamouni. The young man, observing that
+he had been very busy of late and had not been to
+bed for two nights (nor had he, as might be judged,
+washed or tidied himself since last he sought repose),
+took a very hearty drink out of a tumbler and climbed
+on to an eminence like a long-legged footstool, which
+it appeared was the box seat. With much cracking
+of whips and various ill-tempered remarks to his
+horse we started with success, aided by the efforts of a
+<pb n='197'/><anchor id='Pg197'/>well-meaning person (judging by the way in which he
+wore his braces loosely encircling his waist, devoted to
+the tending of horses), who, to oblige his friend the
+driver, ran suddenly at the slothful animal in the
+shafts and punched the beast very heartily in the ribs
+with his fist. Before we had gone a mile our troubles
+began. The coachman’s ill-humour subsided, it is true,
+but only in consequence of Nature’s soft nurse weighing
+his eyelids down. Accordingly I got out my axe and
+poked him in the back when he curled up under the influence
+of his fatigue. This made him swear a good
+deal, but for a time the device was successful enough.
+Gradually the monotonous jangling of the harness bells
+induced a somnolent disposition in me too, and I conceived
+then the brilliant idea, as we were ascending
+the long hill near St. Gervais at a walk, of planting
+the head of the axe against my own chest and arranging
+the weapon in such a way that the spike was in
+close contact with the small of the driver’s back, so
+that when he fell back it would run into him. Of a
+sudden I opened my eyes to find that the jangling had
+ceased and the carriage stopped. We were undoubtedly
+at Chamouni, and the journey was at an end.
+Such, however, was not quite the case. As a matter
+of fact, we were not 200 yards further up the hill, the
+horse was peacefully grazing by the roadside, and
+the young man had eluded my artful contrivance by
+falling forwards off the box, where he lay crumpled up
+<pb n='198'/><anchor id='Pg198'/>into a shapeless heap, peacefully asleep, entangled
+between the shafts, the traces, the splinter bar, and the
+horse’s tail.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+I rubbed my eyes and forced away by an effort the
+confused jumble and whirl of thoughts that were
+crowding through the brain. It was not the sound of
+the parting farewell as the diligence lumbered away
+from Chamouni, nor the slow heavy clank of the
+railway carriages as they entered the station, nor the
+voices of the railway porters that rang in my ears.
+Voices there were, but they were familiar. I started
+up and looked around. Surely that was the familiar
+outline of the Aiguille du Dru clear and bright above;
+surely that was Hartley (occupied for the moment in
+mollifying the effects of sunburn by anointing his face
+with the contents of a little squeeze-bottle), and there
+was Burgener; but what was this untidy, sleeping
+mass at our feet? Gradually it dawned upon me that
+I was but inverting a psychological process and trying
+to make a dream out of a reality. Hartley was there;
+Burgener was there; and the uncomely bundle was
+the outward form of the most incompetent guide in
+all the Alps. It was not till next day that we
+learnt that this creature had previously distinguished
+himself by utter imbecility in a difficult ascent up the
+north face of the Zermatt Breithorn, nor did we till
+the next day fully realise how bad a guide a man
+ranking as such might be. We kicked him in a
+<pb n='199'/><anchor id='Pg199'/>suitable place and he awoke; then he made the one
+true remark that during our acquaintance with him
+he was heard to utter. He said he had been drunk
+the day before; with this he relapsed, and during the
+remainder of the time he was with us gave expression
+to nothing but whining complaints and inaccurate
+statements.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A strange guide</note>
+
+<p>
+From four in the morning of the next day till
+seven in the evening, when we reached our bivouac
+again, we were climbing without intermission; not
+that our imbecile friend took any very active share
+in the day’s amusement. He was roped as last man
+in the caravan, and Hartley had to drag him up the
+glacier. He was as slow of foot as he was of understanding,
+and took no interest in the expedition. Twice
+we pointed out to him half-hidden crevasses and
+begged that he would be careful. Twice did he
+acknowledge our courtesy by disappearing abruptly
+into the snowy depths. Then he favoured us with a
+short biographical sketch of his wife, her attributes,
+and her affection for himself: he narrated the chief
+characteristics of his children, and dilated on the
+responsible position that as father of a family
+(probably all crétins, if there be any truth in the
+hereditary transmission of parental qualities) he considered
+that he occupied. Finally, as he appeared
+disposed to give us at length a memoir of his grandfather
+deceased, we decided to unrope him and let
+<pb n='200'/><anchor id='Pg200'/>him have his own way in peace. For seven hours
+did he crouch under a little rock, not daring to move
+either up or down, or even to take the knapsack off
+his back.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+For the first time on this occasion did we succeed
+in climbing on to the main peak well above the level
+of the ridge we had so often reached, by means of
+leaving the gully at a much earlier point than usual.
+We followed the exact line that we had marked out
+mentally on the last occasion. At first progress was
+easy, but we could only make our way very slowly,
+seeing that we had but one short rope and only
+one guide; for we had injudiciously left the longer
+spare rope with our feeble-minded guide below, and
+no shouts or implorations could induce him to make
+his way up to us, nor had we leisure to go down
+to him; so we had to make the best of matters as
+they were. We soon found a place where the
+ladder might be of service, and spent some time in
+placing it in a position in which it remains I believe
+till this day.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Now, personal considerations had to a great extent
+to be lost sight of in the desire to make the most of
+the day, and the result was that Hartley must have
+had a very bad time of it. Unfortunately perhaps for
+him he was by far the lightest member of the party;
+accordingly we argued that he was far less likely to
+break the rickety old ladder than we were. Again,
+<pb n='201'/><anchor id='Pg201'/>as the lightest weight, he was most conveniently
+lowered down first over awkward places when they
+occurred.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our <q>jeune premier</q></note>
+
+<p>
+In the times which are spoken of as old, and which
+have also, for some not very definable reason, the
+prefix good, if you wanted your chimneys swept
+you did not employ an individual now dignified
+by the title of a Ramoneur, but you adopted the
+simpler plan of calling in a master sweep. This
+person would come attended by a satellite, who
+wore the outward form of a boy and was gifted
+with certain special physical attributes. Especially
+was it necessary that the boy should be of such a size
+and shape as to fit nicely to the chimney, not so
+loosely on the one hand as to have any difficulty in
+ascending by means of his knees and elbows, nor so
+tightly on the other as to run any peril of being
+wedged in. The boy was then inserted into the
+chimney and did all the work, while the master remained
+below or sat expectant on the roof to encourage,
+to preside over, and subsequently to profit by, his
+apprentice’s exertions. We adopted much the same
+principle. Hartley, as the lightest, was cast for the <hi rend='italic'>rôle</hi>
+of the <q>jeune premier</q> or boy, while Burgener and
+I on physical grounds alone filled the part, however
+unworthily, of the master sweep. As a play not infrequently
+owes its success to one actor, so did our
+<q>jeune premier,</q> sometimes very literally, pull us
+<pb n='202'/><anchor id='Pg202'/>through on the present occasion. Gallantly indeed
+did he fulfil his duty. Whether climbing up a ladder
+slightly out of the perpendicular, leaning against
+nothing in particular and with overhanging rocks
+above; whether let down by a rope tied round his
+waist, so that he dangled like the sign of the <q>Golden
+Fleece</q> outside a haberdasher’s shop, or hauled up
+smooth slabs of rock with his raiment in an untidy
+heap around his neck; in each and all of these exercises
+he was equally at home, and would be let down
+or would come up smiling. One place gave us great
+difficulty. An excessively steep wall of rock presented
+itself and seemed to bar the way to a higher level. A
+narrow crack ran some little way up the face, but
+above the rock was slightly overhanging, and the water
+trickling from some higher point had led to the formation
+of a huge bunch of gigantic icicles, which hung
+down from above. It was necessary to get past these,
+but impossible to cut them away, as they would have
+fallen on us below. Burgener climbed a little way up
+the face, planted his back against it, and held on to
+the ladder in front of him, while I did the same just
+below: by this means we kept the ladder almost perpendicular,
+but feared to press the highest rung
+heavily against the icicles above lest we should break
+them off. We now invited Hartley to mount up.
+For the first few steps it was easy enough; but the
+leverage was more and more against us as he climbed
+<pb n='203'/><anchor id='Pg203'/>higher, seeing that he could not touch the rock, and
+the strain on our arms below was very severe. However,
+he got safely to the top and disappeared from
+view. The performance was a brilliant one, but, fortunately,
+had not to be repeated; as on a subsequent
+occasion, by a deviation of about fifteen or twenty
+feet, we climbed to the same spot in a few minutes
+with perfect ease and without using any ladder at all.
+On this occasion, however, we must have spent fully
+an hour while Hartley performed his feats, which
+were not unworthy of a Japanese acrobat. Every
+few feet of the mountain at this part gave us difficulty,
+and it was curious to notice how, on this the first
+occasion of travelling over the rock face, we often
+selected the wrong route in points of detail. We
+ascended from twenty to fifty feet, then surveyed
+right and left, up and down, before going any further.
+The minutes slipped by fast, but I have no doubt now
+that if we had had time we might have ascended to
+the final arête on this occasion. We had often to
+retrace our steps, and whenever we did so found some
+slightly different line by which time could have been
+saved. Though the way was always difficult nothing
+was impossible, and when the word at last was
+given, owing to the failing light, to descend, we had
+every reason to be satisfied with the result of the
+day’s exploration. There seemed to be little doubt
+that we had traversed the most difficult part of the
+<pb n='204'/><anchor id='Pg204'/>mountain, and, indeed, we found on a later occasion,
+with one or two notable exceptions, that such was
+the case.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">An acrobatic performance</note>
+
+<p>
+However, at the time we did not think that, even
+if it were possible, it would be at all advisable to
+make our next attempt without a second guide. A
+telegram had been sent to Kaspar Maurer, instructing
+him to join us at the bivouac with all possible expedition.
+The excitement was thus kept up to the
+very last, for we knew not whether the message might
+have reached him, and the days of fine weather were
+precious.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It was late in the evening when we reached again
+the head of the glacier, and the point where we had
+left the feeble creature who had started with us as a
+second guide. On beholding us once more he wept
+copiously, but whether his tears were those of gratitude
+for release from the cramped position in which he
+had spent his entire day, or of joy at seeing us safe
+again, or whether they were the natural overflow of
+an imbecile intellect stirred by any emotion whatever,
+it were hard to say; at any rate he wept, and then
+fell to a description of some interesting details concerning
+the proper mode of bringing up infants, and
+the duties of parents towards their children: the
+most important of which, in his estimation, was that
+the father of a family should run no risk whatever
+on a mountain. Reaching our bivouac, we
+<pb n='205'/><anchor id='Pg205'/>looked anxiously down over the glacier for any
+signs of Kaspar Maurer. Two or three parties
+were seen crawling homewards towards the Montanvert
+over the ice-fields, but no signs of our guide
+were visible. As the shades of night, however, were
+falling, we were able indistinctly to see in the far-off
+distance a little black dot skipping over the Mer de
+Glace with great activity. Most eagerly did we watch
+the apparition, and when finally it headed in our
+direction and all doubt was removed as to the personality,
+we felt that our constant ill-luck was at last
+on the eve of changing. However, it was not till two
+days later that we left Chamouni once more for the
+nineteenth and, as it proved, for the last time to try
+the peak.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our nineteenth attempt</note>
+
+<p>
+On September 11, we sat on the rocks a few
+feet above the camping-place. Never before had we
+been so confident of success. The next day’s climb
+was no longer to be one of exploration. We were
+to start as early as the light would permit, and we
+were to go up and always up, if necessary till the
+light should fail. Possibly we might have succeeded
+long before if we had had the same amount of determination
+to do so that we were possessed with on
+this occasion. We had made up our minds to succeed,
+and felt as if all our previous attempts had been but
+a sort of training for this special occasion. We had
+gone so far as to instruct our friends below to look
+<pb n='206'/><anchor id='Pg206'/>out for us on the summit between twelve and two the
+next day. We had even gone to the length of bringing
+a stick wherewith to make a flag-staff on the top.
+Still one, and that a very familiar source of disquietude,
+harassed us as our eyes turned anxiously
+to the west. A single huge band of cloud hung heavily
+right across the sky, and looked like a harbinger of
+evil, for it was of a livid colour above, and tinged
+with a deep crimson red below. My companion was
+despondent at the prospect it suggested, and the
+guides tapped their teeth with their forefingers when
+they looked in that direction; but it was suggested
+by a more sanguine person that its form and very
+watery look suggested a Band of Hope. An insinuating
+smell of savoury soup was wafted up gently
+from below—
+</p>
+ <lg>
+<l>Stealing and giving odour.</l>
+</lg>
+ <p>We took courage; then descended to the tent, and took
+sustenance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There was no difficulty experienced in making an
+early start the next day, and the moment the grey
+light allowed us to see our way we set off. On such
+occasions, when the mind is strung up to a high pitch
+of excitement, odd and trivial little details and incidents
+fix themselves indelibly on the memory. I
+can recall as distinctly now, as if it had only happened
+a moment ago, the exact tone of voice in which
+Burgener, on looking out of the tent, announced that
+<pb n='207'/><anchor id='Pg207'/>the weather would do. Burgener and Kaspar Maurer
+were now our guides, for our old enemy with the
+family ties had been paid off and sent away with a
+flea in his ear—an almost unnecessary adjunct, as
+anyone who had slept in the same tent with him
+could testify. Notwithstanding that Maurer was far
+from well, and rather weak, we mounted rapidly at
+first, for the way was by this time familiar enough,
+and we all meant business.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The rocks of the Dru</note>
+
+<p>
+Our position now was this. By our exploration on
+the last occasion we had ascertained that it was possible
+to ascend to a great height on the main mass of the
+mountain. From the slope of the rocks, and from the
+shape of the mountain, we felt sure that the final crest
+would be easy enough. We had then to find a way still
+up the face, from the point where we had turned back on
+our last attempt, to some point on the final ridge of
+the mountain. The rocks on this part we had never
+been able to examine very closely, for it is necessary
+to cross well over to the south-eastern face while
+ascending from the ridge between the Aiguille du Dru
+and the Aiguille Verte. A great projecting buttress of
+rock, some two or three hundred feet in height, cuts off
+the view of that part of the mountain over which we
+now hoped to make our way. By turning up straight
+behind this buttress, we hoped to hit off and reach
+the final crest just above the point where it merges
+into the precipitous north-eastern wall visible from
+<pb n='208'/><anchor id='Pg208'/>the Chapeau. This part of the mountain can only be
+seen from the very head of the Glacier de la Charpoua
+just under the mass of the Aiguille Verte. But this
+point of view is too far off for accurate observations,
+and the strip of mountain was practically, therefore,
+a <hi rend='italic'>terra incognita</hi> to us.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">What next?</note>
+
+<p>
+We followed the gully running up from the head
+of the glacier towards the ridge above mentioned,
+keeping well to the left. Before long it was necessary
+to cross the gully on to the main peak. To make the
+topography clearer a somewhat prosaic and domestic
+simile may be employed. The Aiguille du Dru and the
+Aiguille Verte are connected by a long sharp ridge, towards
+which we were now climbing; and this ridge is let
+in as it were into the south-eastern side of the Aiguille
+du Dru, much as a comb may be stuck into the middle
+of a hairbrush, the latter article representing the main
+peak. Here we employed the ladder which had been
+placed in the right position the day previously. Right
+glad were we to see the rickety old structure which
+had now spent four years on the mountain, and was
+much the worse for it. It creaked and groaned dismally
+under our weight and ran sharp splinters into
+us at all points of contact, but yet there was a certain
+companionship about the old ladder, and we seemed
+almost to regret that it was not destined to share
+more in our prospective success. A few steps on and
+we came to a rough cleft some five-and-twenty feet
+<pb n='209'/><anchor id='Pg209'/>in depth, which had to be descended. A double rope
+was fastened to a projecting crag, and we swung ourselves
+down as if we were barrels of split peas going
+into a ship’s hold; then to the ascent again, and the
+excitement waxed stronger as we drew nearer to the
+doubtful part of the mountain. Still, we did not
+anticipate insuperable obstacles; for I think we were
+possessed with a determination to succeed, which is a
+sensation often spoken of as a presentiment of success.
+A short climb up an easy broken gully, and of a
+sudden we seemed to be brought to a standstill. A
+little ledge at our feet curled round a projecting crag
+on the left. <q>What are we to do now?</q> said Burgener,
+but with a smile on his face that left no doubt
+as to the answer. He lay flat down on the ledge and
+wriggled round the projection, disappearing suddenly
+from view as if the rock had swallowed him up. A
+shout proclaimed that his expectations had not been
+deceived, and we were bidden to follow; and follow we
+did, sticking to the flat face of the rock with all our
+power, and progressing like the skates down the glass
+sides of an aquarium tank. When the last man
+joined us we found ourselves all huddled together on
+a very little ledge indeed, while an overhanging rock
+above compelled us to assume the anomalous attitude
+enforced on the occupant of a little-ease dungeon.
+What next? An eager look up solved part of the
+doubt. <q>There is the way,</q> said Burgener, leaning
+<pb n='210'/><anchor id='Pg210'/>back to get a view. <q>Oh, indeed,</q> we answered. No
+doubt there was a way, and we were glad to hear that
+it was possible to get up it. The attractions of the
+route consisted of a narrow flat gully plastered up
+with ice, exceeding straight and steep and crowned at
+the top with a pendulous mass of enormous icicles.
+The gully resembled a half-open book standing up
+on end. Enthusiasts in rock-climbing who have
+ascended the Riffelhorn from the Görner Glacier side
+will have met with a similar gully, but, as a rule, free
+from ice, which, in the present instance, constituted
+the chief difficulty. The ice, filling up the receding
+angle from top to bottom, rendered it impossible to
+find hand-hold on the rocks, and it was exceedingly
+difficult to cut steps in such a place, for the slabs of
+ice were prone to break away entire. However, the
+guides said they could get up, and asked us to keep
+out of the way of chance fragments of ice which might
+fall down as they ascended. So we tucked ourselves
+away on one side, and they fell to as difficult a business
+as could well be imagined. The rope was
+discarded, and slowly they worked up, their backs and
+elbows against one sloping wall, their feet against the
+other. But the angle was too wide to give security to
+this position, the more especially that with shortened
+axes they were compelled to hack out enough of the ice
+to reveal the rock below. In such places the ice is but
+loosely adherent, being raised up from the face much
+<pb n='211'/><anchor id='Pg211'/>as pie-crust dissociates itself from the fruit beneath
+under the influence of the oven. Strike lightly with
+the axe, and a hollow sound is yielded without much
+impression on the ice; strike hard, and the whole mass
+breaks away. But the latter method is the right one to
+adopt, though it necessitates very hard work. No steps
+are really reliable when cut in ice of this description.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A narrow escape</note>
+
+<p>
+The masses of ice, coming down harder and harder
+as they ascended without intermission, showed how
+they were working, and the only consolation that we
+had during a time that we felt to be critical, was that
+the guides were not likely to expend so much labour
+unless they thought that some good result would come
+of it. Suddenly there came a sharp shout and cry; then
+a crash as a great slab of ice, falling from above, was
+dashed into pieces at our feet and leaped into the air;
+then a brief pause, and we knew not what would
+happen next. Either the gully had been ascended
+or the guides had been pounded, and failure here
+might be failure altogether. It is true that Hartley
+and I had urged the guides to find a way some little
+distance to the right of the line on which they were
+now working; but they had reported that, though
+easy below, the route we had pointed out was impossible
+above.<note place="foot">It has transpired since that our judgment happened to be right
+in this matter, and we might probably have saved an hour or more
+at this part of the ascent.</note> A faint scratching noise close above
+<pb n='212'/><anchor id='Pg212'/>us, as of a mouse perambulating behind a wainscot.
+We look up. It is the end of a rope. We seize it, and
+our pull from below is answered by a triumphant yell
+from above as the line is drawn taut. Fastening the
+end around my waist, I started forth. The gully
+was a scene of ruin, and I could hardly have believed
+that two axes in so short a time could have dealt so
+much destruction. Nowhere were the guides visible,
+and in another moment there was a curious sense of
+solitariness as I battled with the obstacles, aided in
+no small degree by the rope. The top of the gully
+was blocked up by a great cube of rock, dripping still
+where the icicles had just been broken off. The
+situation appeared to me to demand deliberation,
+though it was not accorded. <q>Come on,</q> said voices
+from above. <q>Up you go,</q> said a voice from below.
+I leaned as far back as I could, and felt about for a
+hand-hold. There was none. Everything seemed
+smooth. Then right, then left; still none. So I
+smiled feebly to myself, and called out, <q>Wait a minute.</q>
+This was of course taken as an invitation to pull
+vigorously, and, struggling and kicking like a spider
+irritated by tobacco smoke, I topped the rock and
+lent a hand on the rope for Hartley to follow. Then
+we learnt that a great mass of ice had broken away
+under Maurer’s feet while they were in the gully,
+and that he must have fallen had not Burgener
+pinned him to the rock with one hand. From the
+<pb n='213'/><anchor id='Pg213'/>number of times that this escape was described to us
+during that day and the next, I am inclined to think
+that it was rather a near thing. At the time, and
+often since, I have questioned myself as to whether
+we could have got up this passage without the rope
+let down from above. I think either of us could
+have done it in time with a companion. It was
+necessary for two to be in the gully at the same
+time, to assist each other. It was necessary also to
+discard the rope, which in such a place could only be
+a source of danger. But no amateur should have
+tried the passage on that occasion without confidence
+in his own powers, and without absolute knowledge of
+the limit of his own powers. If the gully had been
+free from ice it would have been much easier.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The final scramble</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>The worst is over now,</q> said Burgener. I was
+glad to hear it, but, looking upwards, had my doubts.
+The higher we went the bigger the rocks seemed to be.
+Still there was a way, and it was not so very unlike
+what I had, times out of mind, pictured to myself in
+imagination. Another tough scramble and we stood
+on a comparatively extensive ledge. With elation we
+observed that we had now climbed more than half of
+the only part of the mountain of the nature of which
+we were uncertain. A few steps on and Burgener
+grasped me suddenly by the arm. <q>Do you see the
+great red rock up yonder?</q> he whispered, hoarse with
+excitement—<q>in ten minutes we shall be there and on
+<pb n='214'/><anchor id='Pg214'/>the arête, and then——</q> Nothing could stop us now;
+but a feverish anxiety to see what lay beyond, to look
+on the final slope which we knew must be easy, impelled
+us on, and we worked harder than ever to
+overcome the last few obstacles. The ten minutes
+expanded into something like thirty before we really
+reached the rock. Of a sudden the mountain seemed
+to change its form. For hours we had been climbing
+the hard, dry rocks. Now these appeared suddenly to
+vanish from under our feet, and once again our eyes
+fell on snow which lay thick, half hiding, half revealing,
+the final slope of the ridge. A glance along it
+showed that we had not misjudged. Even the cautious
+Maurer admitted that, as far as we could see, all
+appeared promising. And now, with the prize almost
+within our grasp, a strange desire to halt and hang
+back came on. Burgener tapped the rock with his
+axe, and we seemed somehow to regret that the way in
+front of us must prove comparatively easy. Our foe
+had almost yielded, and it appeared something like
+cruelty to administer the final <hi rend='italic'>coup de grâce</hi>. We
+could already anticipate the half-sad feeling with
+which we should reach the top itself. It needed but
+little to make the feeling give way. Some one cried
+<q>Forwards,</q> and instantly we were all in our places
+again, and the leader’s axe crashed through the
+layers of snow into the hard blue ice beneath. A
+dozen steps, and then a short bit of rock scramble;
+<pb n='215'/><anchor id='Pg215'/>then more steps along the south side of the ridge,
+followed by more rock, and the ridge beyond, which
+had been hidden for a minute or two, stretched out
+before us again as we topped the first eminence.
+Better and better it looked as we went on. <q>See
+there,</q> cried Burgener suddenly, <q>the actual top!</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Our foe is vanquished</note>
+
+<p>
+There was no possibility of mistaking the two huge
+stones we had so often looked at from below. They
+seemed, in the excitement of the moment, misty and
+blurred for a brief space, but grew clear again as I
+passed my hand over my eyes and seemed to swallow
+something. A few feet below the pinnacles and on
+the left was one of those strange arches formed by a
+great transverse boulder, so common near the summits
+of these aiguilles, and through the hole we could see
+blue sky. Nothing could lay beyond, and, still better,
+nothing could be above. On again, while we could
+scarcely stand still in the great steps the leader set
+his teeth to hack out. Then there came a short
+troublesome bit of snow scramble, where the heaped-up
+cornice had fallen back from the final rock. There
+we paused for a moment, for the summit was but a
+few feet from us, and Hartley, who was ahead,
+courteously allowed me to unrope and go on first. In
+a few seconds I clutched at the last broken rocks, and
+hauled myself up on to the sloping summit. There
+for a moment I stood alone gazing down on Chamouni.
+The holiday dream of five years was accomplished;
+<pb n='216'/><anchor id='Pg216'/>the Aiguille du Dru was climbed. Where in the wide
+world will you find a sport able to yield pleasure like
+this?
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Mountaineers are often asked, <q>What did you do
+when you got to the top?</q> With regard to this peak
+the same question has often been put to me, and I
+have often answered it, but, it must be confessed,
+always suppressing one or two facts. I do not know
+why I should conceal them now any longer, the more
+especially as I think there is a moral to be drawn
+from my experience, or I would still keep it locked up.
+I had tried so hard and so long to get up this little
+peak, that some reaction of mind was not improbable;
+but it took a turn which I had never before and
+have never since experienced in the slightest degree.
+For a second or two—it cannot have been longer—all
+the past seemed blotted out, all consciousness
+of self, all desire of life was lost, and I was
+seized with an impulse almost incontrollable to
+throw myself down the vertical precipice which lay
+immediately at my feet. I know not now, though
+the feeling is still and always will be intensely vivid,
+how it was resisted, but at the sound of the voices
+below the faculties seemed to return each to its
+proper place, and with the restoration of the <anchor id="corr216"/><corr sic="menta">mental</corr>
+balance the momentary idea of violently overturning
+the physical balance vanished. What has happened
+to one may have happened to others. It appeared
+<pb n='217'/><anchor id='Pg217'/>to me quite different from what is known as mountain
+vertigo. In fact, I never moved at all from
+where I stood, and awoke, as it were, to find myself
+looking calmly down the identical place. It may be
+that the mental equilibrium under similar circumstances
+has not always been so fortunately restored,
+and that thus calamities on the mountains may have
+taken place. In another minute the rest of the party
+ascended, and we were all reposing on the hard-won
+summit.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On the summit</note>
+
+<p>
+Far below a little white speck representing Couttet’s
+Hotel was well in view, and towards this we
+directed our telescope. We could make out a few
+individuals wandering listlessly about, but there did
+not seem to be much excitement; in front of the
+Imperial Hotel, however, we were pleased to imagine
+that we saw somebody gazing in our direction.
+Accordingly, with much pomp and ceremony, the
+stick—which it may be stated was borrowed without
+leave—was fixed into a little cleft and tightly wedged
+in; then, to my horror, Burgener, with many chuckles
+at his own foresight and at the completeness of his
+equipment, produced from a concealed pocket a piece
+of scarlet flannel strongly suggestive of a baby’s under
+garment, and tied it on to the stick. I protested in
+vain; in a moment the objectionable rag was floating
+proudly in the breeze. However, it seemed to want
+airing. Determined that our ascent should be placed
+<pb n='218'/><anchor id='Pg218'/>beyond doubt in the eyes of any subsequent visitors,
+we ransacked our stores, and were enabled to leave the
+following articles:—One half-pint bottle containing our
+names, preserved by a paper stopper from the inclemency
+of the weather; two wooden wedges of
+unknown use, two ends of string, three burnt fusees,
+divers chips, one stone man of dwarf proportions, the
+tenpenny stick, and the infant’s petticoat.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+There is a popular belief that the main object of
+climbing up a mountain is to get a view from the top.
+It may therefore be a matter of regret to some, but it
+will certainly be a matter of great congratulation to
+many others, that of the view obtained I can say but
+little. Chamouni looked very nice, however, from this
+distance. Turning towards the Aiguille Verte we were
+astonished to notice that this great mass appeared to
+tower far less above us than might have been expected
+from its much greater height and close proximity. On
+the other hand, the lower south-eastern peak of the
+Aiguille du Dru seemed much more below us than we
+had imagined would be the case. It is a moot point
+in mountaineering circles how much difference between
+two closely contiguous points is necessary in order
+that they may be rated as individual peaks. At the
+time we estimated the difference between the two
+peaks of our Aiguille to be about 80 feet, but Hartley,
+who has since climbed the lower point, estimates that
+the difference between the two must be at the very
+<pb n='219'/><anchor id='Pg219'/>least 120 feet. Still, the comparative meagreness of
+the panorama did not affect our spirits, nor detract
+in any appreciable degree from the completeness of
+the expedition. The Aiguille du Dru is essentially an
+expedition only for those who love a good climb for
+climbing’s sake. Every step, every bit of scrambling,
+was—and is still—a pleasure.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The return journey</note>
+
+<p>
+We had reached the top at half-past twelve, so
+that our estimate of the time required had been a
+very accurate one. After spending three-quarters of
+an hour on the summit we turned to the descent with
+regret, and possessed with much the same feeling as a
+schoolboy on Black Monday, who takes an affectionate
+farewell of all sorts of inanimate objects. Very difficult
+the descent proved to be. We were so anxious,
+now that our efforts had been finally crowned with
+success, that the whole expedition should pass off
+without the least misadventure, that we went much
+more slowly, and took more elaborate precautions than
+under ordinary circumstances would have been deemed
+necessary. From the start we had agreed that, whatever
+the hour, nothing should persuade us to hurry
+the least in the descent. On such mountains, however,
+as the Aiguille du Dru it is easier on the whole
+to get down than to get up, especially if a good supply
+of spare rope be included in the equipment. At three
+places we found it advisable to fix ropes in order to
+assist our progress. It was curious to observe how
+<pb n='220'/><anchor id='Pg220'/>marvellously the aspect of the mountain was changed
+as we looked down the places up which we had
+climbed so recently; and there were so many deviations
+from the straight line, that the way was very
+difficult to find at all. Indeed, Burgener alone could
+hit it off with certainty, and, though last on the rope,
+directed the way without ever making the slightest
+mistake at any part. We followed precisely the same
+route as in ascending, and noticed few if any places
+where this route was capable of improvement, or even
+of alteration.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Not till nearly five o’clock did we regain our abandoned
+store of provisions; the sight of the little white
+packets, and especially of a certain can of tinned
+meat, seen at a considerable distance below, incited
+us to great exertions, for since ten in the morning we
+had partaken of nothing but a sandwich crushed
+out of all recognisable shape. Ignoring the probability
+of being benighted on the rocks, we caroused
+merrily on seltzer water and the contents of the tin
+can. It seemed almost a pity to quit for good these
+familiar rocks on which we had spent such a glorious
+time, and the sun was sinking low behind the Brévent
+range, and the rocks were all darkened in the grey
+shadows, before the guides could persuade us to pack
+up and resume our journey. Very little time was
+lost in descending when we had once started, but
+before we had reached a certain little sloping ledge
+<pb n='221'/><anchor id='Pg221'/>furnished with a collection of little pointed stones, and
+known as the breakfast place, the darkness had overtaken
+us. The glacier lay only a few feet below, when
+the mist which had been long threatening swept up
+and closed in around us. The crevasses at the head
+of the glacier were so complicated, and the snow
+bridges so fragile, that we thought it wiser not to go
+on at once, but to wait till the snow should have had
+time to harden. So we sat down under an overhanging
+rock, and made believe that we enjoyed the fun.
+Hartley wedged a stone under his waist, as if he were
+the hind wheel of a waggon going uphill, and imitated
+the inaction and attitude of a person going to sleep.
+The guides retired to a little distance and, as is their
+wont when inactive, fell to a warm discussion over the
+dimensions of the different chamois they had shot,
+each of course outvying the other in turn. The game
+has this merit at least, when there is plenty of spare time
+at disposal, that if the players only begin low enough
+down in the animal scale it is practically unlimited.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Benighted</note>
+
+<p>
+Before long the situation ceased to be amusing,
+as we found that we had managed to get wet through
+in the gully, and that the slowly falling temperature
+was exceedingly unpleasant. I converted a cowhide
+knapsack into a temporary foot-warmer, much to the
+detriment of such articles of food as were still stored
+in its recesses, and tucked a boot under each arm
+to keep the leather from hardening. Then we fell
+<pb n='222'/><anchor id='Pg222'/>to discussing what we would have next day for breakfast,
+and for some two hours found a certain amount
+of solace in disputing over the merits of divers dainty
+dishes. Even this fertile subject failed at length to
+give adequate satisfaction. The ledge became colder
+and colder, and new spiky little points appeared
+to develop every moment. The argument of the
+sportsmen grew fainter, and we became slowly chilled
+through. For a while the mind became more active,
+but less logical, and fanciful visions crowded thickly
+through it. On such occasions it is seldom possible
+to fix the thoughts on events immediately past. To
+my drowsy gaze the mist seemed to take the form of
+our native fogs, while the condition of the ledge suggested
+obtrusively a newly macadamised road. Almost
+at will I could transport myself in imagination to the
+metropolis I had so recently left, or back again to the
+wild little ledge on which we were stranded. Following
+up the train of sensations, it was easy to conceive
+how reason might fail altogether, and how gradually,
+as the senses became numbed one by one, delirium
+might supervene from cold and exposure—as has often
+happened to arctic travellers. The thoughts flew off
+far afield, and pictured the exact contrast of the immediate
+surroundings. I saw a brilliantly lighted street
+with long rows of flaming lamps. The windows of the
+clubhouses shone out as great red and orange squares
+and oblongs. Carriages dashed by, cabs oscillated down
+<pb n='223'/><anchor id='Pg223'/>the roads. Elegantly attired youths about to commence
+their wakeful period (why are men who only
+know the seamy side of life called <q>men of the world</q>?
+Is it so bad a world, my masters?) were strolling off
+to places of entertainment. A feeble, ragged creature
+crept along in the shadows. A worn, bright-eyed girl,
+just free from work which had begun at early dawn,
+dragged her aching limbs homewards, but stopped a
+moment to glance with envy at a mamma and two
+fair daughters crossing the pavement to their carriage;
+light, life, bustle, crowding everywhere. Faster and
+faster follow the shifting scenes till the visions jostle
+and become confused——A crack, a distant sound of
+a falling shower of stones, a hiss as they fall on to the
+snow slopes below. The eyes open, but the mind
+only half awakes, and almost immediately dreams
+again, with changed visions of comfortable rooms, in
+which the flickering light of a coal fire now throws
+up, now half conceals the close-drawn curtains, or the
+familiar form of books and pictures; visions of some
+formless individual with slippered feet disposed at
+judicious distance from the blazing coals, of soft
+carpets and deep arm-chairs moulded by long use into
+the precise intaglio adapted to the human frame;
+visions of a warm flood of subdued light, of things
+steaming gently with curling wreaths of vapour. All
+these passed in order before the mind, called up by
+the incantation of discomfort out of the cauldron of
+<pb n='224'/><anchor id='Pg224'/>misery, like unto the regal display manifested to that
+impulsive and somewhat over-married individual,
+Macbeth.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Shifting scenes</note>
+
+<p>
+But before long it was most difficult to picture
+these pleasant sights so vividly as to become altogether
+oblivious of an exceedingly chilly personality,
+and ultimately human nature triumphed, and the <hi rend='italic'>ego</hi>
+in a rather frozen state became again paramount.
+I had begun to calculate the number of hours we
+might have to remain where we were, and the probable
+state in which we should be next morning, when
+of a sudden the mist lifted, and disclosed the glacier
+just below feebly lit up by the rising moon. We
+sprang instantly to our feet, almost as instantaneously
+returning to our former positions by reason
+of the exceeding stiffness and cramp begotten of the
+cold. The guides, leaving their discussion at a
+point where the last speaker had, in imagination,
+shot a chamois about the size of an elephant,
+descended to inspect the ice. The snow bridges were
+pronounced secure, and we were soon across the crevasses,
+but found to our disgust that we had rather
+overdone the waiting. The slope was hard frozen,
+and in the dim light it was found necessary to cut
+steps nearly the whole way down the glacier. For
+five hours and a half were we thus engaged, and did
+not reach our camp till 2.30 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> Never did the tent
+look so comfortable as on that morning. If, as was
+<pb n='225'/><anchor id='Pg225'/>remarked of Mrs. Gamp’s apartment in Kingsgate
+Street, High Holborn, to the contented mind a
+cottage is a palace, so to the weary frame may a tent
+be a luxurious hotel. We rushed over the loose rocks
+by the snout of the glacier, and ran helter-skelter for
+our bivouac. From the circumstance that the invariable
+struggle for the best pillow was usually brief, and
+that one of the party was discovered next morning
+wrong end foremost in his sleeping bag with his boots
+still on his feet, I am disposed to think that we were
+not long in dropping off to sleep; but the unstudied
+attitudes of the party suggested rather four revellers
+returning from a Greenwich dinner in a four-wheeled
+cab over a cobbled road than a company of sober
+mountaineers. By seven o’clock, however, the predominant
+thought of breakfast so asserted itself that
+we woke up and looked out.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The camp breaks up</note>
+
+<p>
+The first object that met our gaze was a large
+sheet of paper, affixed to the rock just in front of
+the tent, and bearing the simple inscription <q>Hooray!</q>
+This led us to surmise that our success was already
+known below; for the author of the legend had
+returned to Chamouni the previous evening, after
+having seen us on the summit. To each man was
+apportioned the burden he should bear of the camp
+equipage. Such a collection of pots and pans and other
+paraphernalia had we amassed gradually during our
+stay, that our appearance as we crossed the glacier
+<pb n='226'/><anchor id='Pg226'/>suggested rather that of certain inhabitants of Lagado
+mentioned in Gulliver’s voyage to Laputa. By nine
+o’clock we had deposited our burdens at the Montanvert
+and, disregarding the principles of the sages
+above referred to, ventured to corrode our lungs by
+articulating our wants to the landlord. This worthy
+received us with more than his usual affability, for the
+tidings of our success had in truth already reached
+the inn. A bottle of conical form was produced, the
+cork drawn with a monstrous explosion, and some
+very indifferent fluid poured out as a token of congratulation.
+In spite of, perhaps in consequence of,
+these early libations, we skipped down the well-worn
+and somewhat unsavoury path with great nimbleness,
+and in an hour or so found ourselves on the level path
+leading along the valley to Chamouni by the English
+church. There, I am pleased to record, the first man
+to congratulate us was our old friend M. Gabriel
+Loppé, without whose kindly sympathy and constant
+encouragement I doubt if we should have ever persevered
+to our successful end. It mattered little to
+us that but few of the Chamouni guides gave us credit
+for having really ascended the peak, for most of them
+maintained that we had merely reached a point on the
+south-east face of the lower summit; indeed, to those
+not so familiar with the details of the mountain as
+we were, it might well seem hard to realise that the
+crag jutting out on the right, as seen from Chamouni,
+is really the actual summit.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='227'/><anchor id='Pg227'/>
+
+<p>
+Such is the record of the most fascinating rock
+climb with which I am acquainted. From beginning
+to end it is interesting. There is no wearisome
+tramping over loose moraine and no great extent of
+snow-field to traverse. The rocks are wondrously firm
+and big, and peculiarly unlike those on other mountains,
+even on many of the aiguilles about Chamouni.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Mountaineering morality</note>
+<p>
+An odd code of mountaineering morality has gradually
+sprung into existence, and ideas as to what is
+fair and sportsmanlike in mountain climbing are somewhat
+peculiar. People speak somewhat vaguely of
+<q>artificial aid,</q> and are wont to criticise in very severe
+language the employment of such assistance, at the
+same time finding it rather hard, if driven into a corner,
+to define what they mean by the term. It would seem
+that artificial aid may signify the driving of iron pegs
+into rocks when nature has provided insufficient hand
+or foot-hold. Such a proceeding is considered highly
+improper. To cut a step in ice is right, but to chisel
+out a step on rock is in the highest degree unjustifiable.
+Again, a ladder may be used without critical animadversion
+to bridge a crevasse, but its employment over
+a rock cleft is tabooed. A certain amount of mountaineering
+equipment is not only considered proper,
+but those who go on the mountains without it are
+spoken of with great asperity, and called very hard
+names; but the equipment must not include anything
+beyond hobnails, rope, axes, and possibly a ladder for
+<pb n='228'/><anchor id='Pg228'/>a crevasse; any other contrivance is sniffed at contemptuously
+as artificial aid. Rockets and such like
+are usually only mentioned in order to be condemned;
+while grapnels, chains, and crampons are held to be
+the inventions of the fiend. Why these unwritten
+laws should exist in such an imaginary code it is hard
+to see. Perhaps we must not consider too curiously
+on the matter. For my own part, if it could be
+proved that by no possible means could a given bad
+passage be traversed without some such aid, nor turned
+by another route, I should not hesitate to adopt any
+mechanical means to the desired end. As a matter
+of fact, in the Alps scarcely any such places exist for
+those who have taken the trouble to learn how to
+climb, and there are none on the Aiguille du Dru.
+We used our ladder often enough in exploring the
+mountain, but when we actually ascended it we employed
+it in one place only, saving thereby at least
+an hour of invaluable time. Indeed, subsequent explorers
+have found such to be the case; and Mr. W.
+E. Davidson, in a recent ascent of the mountain, was
+able to find his way without invoking the assistance
+of either ladder or fixed ropes. In a marvellously
+short space of time, too, did he get up and down the
+peak on which we had spent hours without number.
+Still, this is the fate of all mountains. The mountaineers
+who make the third ascent are, usually, able
+to sweep away the blushing honours that the first
+<pb n='229'/><anchor id='Pg229'/>climbers might fondly hope they had invested the
+mountain with. A word, a stroke of the pen, will do
+it. The peaks do not yield gradually from their high
+estate, but fall, like Lucifer, from summit to ultimate
+destination, and are suddenly converted from <q>the most
+difficult mountain in the Alps</q> to <q>Oh yes; a fine
+peak, but not a patch upon Mount So-and-so.</q> It is
+but with the mountains as with other matters of this
+life, save in this respect, that once deposed they never
+can hope to reign again supreme. Statements concerning
+our fellow-creatures when of a depreciatory,
+and still more when of a scandal-flavoured, nature, are
+always believed by nine people out of ten to be, if not
+absolutely true, at any rate well-founded enough for
+repetition. A different estimate of the standard of
+veracity to be met with in this world is assumed when
+the remarks are favourable. Even so may it be, in
+some instances, with the mountains. The prestige
+that clings to a maiden peak is like the bark on a
+wand: peel it off, and it cannot be replaced; the
+bough withers, and is cast to one side, its character
+permanently altered.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Chamouni becomes festive</note>
+
+<p>
+We would fain have rested that evening, but the
+edict went forth that festivities were to take place in
+honour of the ascent, and, to tell the truth, that
+evening was not the least fatiguing part of the whole
+affair. The opportunity was too good to be lost,
+especially as the customary mode of testifying
+<pb n='230'/><anchor id='Pg230'/>congratulations by firing off divers podgy little cannons,
+had been omitted. Preparations were made for a display
+of fireworks on a large scale. Some six rockets of
+moderately soaring ambition were placed in order on
+the grass-plot in front of the hotel. A skilful pyrotechnist,
+who knew the right end to which to apply
+the match, was placed in charge, and fussed about
+a great deal. A very little table covered with a white
+cloth, and on which were displayed several bottles,
+reminded the crowd of loafers who assembled expectant
+as the darkness came on, that a carousal was
+meditated. At last the word was given, and the
+pyrotechnist, beaming with pride, advanced bearing
+a lighted taper attached to the end of a stick of judicious
+length. A hush of expectancy followed, and experienced
+persons retired to sheltered corners. The
+fireworks behaved as they usually do. They fizzed
+prodigiously, and went off in the most unexpected
+directions. One rocket, rather weak in the waist,
+described, after a little preliminary spluttering, an
+exceedingly sharp, corkscrew-like series of curves, and
+then turned head-over-heels with astounding rapidity
+on the lawn, like a rabbit shot through the head, and
+there lay flat, spluttering out its gunpowdery vitals.
+Another was perfectly unmoved at the initial application
+of the kindling flame, but then suddenly began
+to swell up in an alarming way, causing the pyrotechnist,
+who had no previous experience of this
+<pb n='231'/><anchor id='Pg231'/>phenomenon, to retreat somewhat hastily. However,
+one of the rockets rose to a height of some five-and-twenty
+feet, much to the operator’s satisfaction, and
+we were all able to congratulate him warmly on his
+contribution to our entertainment as we emerged from
+our places of security.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Organising the ball</note>
+
+<p>
+A series of smaller explosions, resulting from
+the drawing of corks, was the next item in the
+programme, and appeared to give more general
+satisfaction. Then the bell rang, and the master of
+the ceremonies announced that the ball was about to
+commence. Some over-zealous person had unfortunately
+sought to improve the condition of the floor for
+dancing, by tracing an arabesque pattern on the
+boards with water, using for the purpose a tin pot
+with a convenient leak at the bottom. It followed
+that the exercise of waltzing in thick boots was more
+laborious than graceful. Without, the villagers
+crowded at the windows to gaze upon our fantastic
+gyrations. But little formality had been observed in
+organising the ball; in fact, the ceremony of issuing
+cards of invitation had been replaced by ringing a bell
+and displaying a placard on which it was announced
+that the dance would commence at nine o’clock. However,
+the enjoyment appeared to be none the less keen,
+for all that the dancers were breathing fairly pure air,
+taking no champagne, and not fulfilling any social
+duty. But for the costumes the gathering might
+<pb n='232'/><anchor id='Pg232'/>have been mistaken for a fashionable entertainment.
+All the recognised types to be met with in a London
+ball-room were there. The conversation, judging from
+the fragments overheard, did not appear to be below the
+average standard of intellectuality. The ladies, who
+came from the various hotels of Chamouni, displayed, as
+most English girls do—<hi rend='italic'>pace</hi> the jealous criticism of certain
+French writers, more smart than observant—their
+curious faculty of improvising ball costume exactly
+suitable to the occasion. There was a young man who
+had a pair of white gloves, and was looked upon
+with awe in consequence, and who, in the intervals of
+the dances, slid about in an elegant manner instead
+of walking. There was a middle-aged person of
+energetic temperament who skipped and hopped like
+the little hills, and kept everything going—including
+the refreshments. There was a captious and cynical
+person, who frowned horribly, and sat in a corner
+in the verandah with an altogether superior air, and
+who, in support of the character, smoked a cigar of uncertain
+botanical pedigree provided by the hotel, which
+disagreed with him and increased his splenetic mood.
+Elsewhere, at more fashionable gatherings, he would
+have leaned against doorposts, cultivated a dejected
+demeanour, and got very much in other people’s way.
+There was a pianist who was a very clever artist, and
+found out at once the notes that yielded no response
+on the instrument, and who, like his more fashionable
+<pb n='233'/><anchor id='Pg233'/>analogue, regularly required stimulants after playing
+a waltz. It mattered little what he played—polka,
+waltz, galop, or mazurka—whatever the tune, the
+couples all rotated more or less slowly about; so it
+was evidently an English gathering. At such impromptu
+dances there is always a strong desire to
+show off musical talent. No sooner did the hireling
+pianist desist than a little cluster gathered around the
+instrument, assured him that he must be tired, and
+volunteered to play. Finally he was induced to rest,
+and a young lady who knew <q>Rousseau’s Dream,</q>
+or some tune very like it, triumphantly seated herself
+and favoured the company with that air in waltz time,
+whereat the unsuccessful candidates for the seat smiled
+scornfully at each other, and rolled up their eyes, and
+would not dance. So they, in turn, triumphed, and the
+young lady blushed, and said she had never seen such
+a stupid set of people, and went away and sat by her
+parents, and thought the world was indeed hollow.
+The hireling came back, and all went on merrily again.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Chamouni dances</note>
+
+<p>
+In the yard outside the crowd increased. In the
+midst of the throng could be seen Maurer, resplendent
+in a shirt the front of which was like unto a petrified
+bath-towel, wearing a coat many sizes too large, his face
+beaming with smiles and shining from the effects
+of drinks offered in the spirit of good fellowship on
+all sides. Close by stood Burgener, displaying
+similar physiognomical phenomena, his natural free
+<pb n='234'/><anchor id='Pg234'/>movements hampered by the excessive tightness of some
+garments with which an admirer of smaller girth had
+presented him. Let us do justice to the guides of
+Chamouni, who might not unnaturally have found
+some cause for disappointment that the peak had
+been captured by strangers in the land. On this
+occasion, at any rate, they offered the hand of good
+fellowship, and listened with admiring attention while
+our guides, in an unknown tongue, expatiated on the
+difficulties and dangers they had successfully overcome—difficulties
+which did not appear to become
+less by frequent repetition. Let us leave them there.
+They did their work thoroughly well, and might be
+pardoned, under all the circumstances, for a little
+swagger.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The scene closes in</note>
+<p>
+The days grow shorter apace. The sun has barely
+time to make the ice peaks glisten, ere the cold
+shadows creep over again. Snow lies thick on ledge
+and cranny, and only the steepest mountain faces
+show dark through the powdery veil. Bleak night
+winds whistle around the beetling crags and whirl
+and chevy the wreathing snow-clouds, making weird
+music in these desolate fastnesses, while the glaciers
+and snow-fields collect fresh strength against the
+time when their relentless destroyer shall attack them
+once again at an advantage. The scene is changed.
+The clear air, the delicate purity of the Alpine tints
+are but recollections, and have given way to fog, mist,
+<pb n='235'/><anchor id='Pg235'/>slush, and smoke-laden atmosphere. Would you
+recall these mountain pictures? Draw close the
+curtains, stir the coals into an indignant crackling
+blaze, and fashion, in the rising smoke, the mountain
+vista. How easy it is to unlock the storehouse of the
+mind where these images are stowed away! how these
+scenes crowd back into the mind! What keener
+charm than to pass in review the memories of these
+simple, wholesome pleasures; to see again, as clear as
+in the reality, every ledge, every hand and foot-hold;
+to feel the fingers tingle and the muscles instinctively
+contract at the recollection of some tough scramble
+on rock or glacier? The pleasures of the Alps endure
+long after the actual experience, and are but invested;
+whether the interest can be derived by any one but
+the actual investor is a matter for others to decide.
+For my own part, I can only wish that any one could
+possibly derive a hundredth part of the pleasure in
+reading, that I have had in writing, of our adventures.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="7" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='236'/><anchor id='Pg236'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="VII. Bye-days in Alpine midlands"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="VII. Bye-days in Alpine midlands"/>
+<head>CHAPTER VII.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">BYE-DAYS IN ALPINE MIDLANDS</head>
+
+<argument><p rend="center">
+1. <hi rend='italic'>A Pardonable Digression.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On well-ordered intellects—The drawbacks of accurate memory—Sub-Alpine
+walks: their admirers and their recommendations—The
+<q>High Level Route</q>—The Ruinette—An infallible prescription
+for ill-humour—A climb and a meditation on grass slopes—The
+agile person’s acrobatic feats—The psychological effects of
+sunrise—The ascent of the Ruinette—We return to our mutton
+at Arolla—A vision on the hill-side.
+</p>
+
+<p rend="center">
+2. <hi rend='italic'>A Little Maiden.</hi>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Saas in the olden days—A neglected valley—The mountains drained
+dry—A curious omission—The Portienhorn, and its good points
+as a mountain—The chef produces a masterpiece—An undesirable
+tenement to be let unfurnished—An evicted family—A
+rapid act of mountaineering—On the pleasures of little climbs—The
+various methods of making new expeditions on one mountain—On
+the mountaineer who has nothing to learn, and his consequent
+ignorance.
+</p></argument>
+
+<div>
+ <index index="toc" level1="1. A pardonable digression"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="1. A pardonable digression"/>
+ <head>1. <hi rend='italic'>A Pardonable Digression.</hi></head>
+
+<p>
+There are some, and they are considered, on the
+whole, fortunate by less highly gifted individuals,
+who possess minds as accurately divided up into
+receptacles for the storage of valuable material as a
+honeycomb. Every scrap of information acquired
+by the owner of such a well-ordered intellect is duly
+<pb n='237'/><anchor id='Pg237'/>sifted, purged, ticketed, and finally pigeon-holed in
+its proper cell, whence it could undoubtedly be drawn
+out at any future time for reference, were it not for
+the fact that the pigeon-holes are all so very much
+alike that the geometrically minded man commonly
+forgets the number of the shelf to which he has
+relegated his item of knowledge. He need not really
+regret that this should be the case; persons with this
+exceedingly well-ordered form of mind are apt to be
+a little too precise for ordinary folk, and may even by
+the captious be rated as dull creatures. A love for
+the beautiful is not usually associated with excessively
+tidy habits of mind. An artist’s studio in apple-pie
+order would seem as unnatural as a legal document
+drawn up on æsthetic principles. If the truth be told,
+the picturesque is always associated with—not to
+mince matters—the dirty; and the city of Hygeia,
+however commendably free from the latter quality,
+would be but a dreary and unattractive town. Nor
+would it, as seems to be sometimes supposed, be quite
+a paradise to that terrible and minatory person, the
+sanitarian. On the contrary, he would probably be
+found dining with the undertaker—off approved
+viands—and the pair would be bewailing the hard
+times.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">On well-ordered intellects</note>
+
+<p>
+I knew a man once who was marvellously proud
+of a certain little cabinet, devoted to the reception of
+keys, all of which were arranged in a remarkably
+<pb n='238'/><anchor id='Pg238'/>orderly manner. He was fond of demonstrating the
+system, which seemed, in truth, highly business-like;
+but I lost faith one day in his method, on finding
+that he did not know the locks which the several
+keys were constructed respectively to open. It is
+with the mind’s eye as with the bodily eye. We
+are able only to focus sharply one thing at a time,
+and the beauty of a given view, from the physiological
+standpoint, consists in the softened indistinctness of
+all objects out of the range of absolute focus—a fact
+of which the early Florentine artists evinced a curious
+disregard, and which their modern imitators, who, at
+least in our scientific age, ought to know something
+of the elementary laws of optics, render themselves
+somewhat ridiculous by servilely copying. So is it
+also with the memory. A certain indistinctness of
+detail often renders the recollection even more pleasing;
+we may be able only to reproduce from the
+pigeon-hole, as it were, a rather indistinct, blotted-in
+impression, but as the artist would be fully justified
+in working up such a study into a finished picture, so
+may the writer be allowed also to elaborate from his
+mental sketch a complete work. Now, in wandering
+in those numerous districts in the mountains of Switzerland
+which cannot properly be classed as sub-Alpine,
+and yet are not lofty enough to warrant their
+explorer in dignifying his rambles by the term
+<q>climbing,</q> one great charm consists in the fact that,
+<pb n='239'/><anchor id='Pg239'/>while everything is pleasing, there is no distinct
+objective point that we are bidden to admire. The
+critical tendency is a very constant factor in human
+character, and the chief business the professional
+critic has to learn consists in finding out how far he
+may legitimately go, and how he may best say what
+he is called upon to express. Now even the least
+critical of our race, the gushing section of humanity,
+feel irresistibly disposed to cavil at anything they are
+told they must admire. Perhaps, though, it is not
+the critical attributes which come out on such occasions
+in them. Possibly it is but an example of that still more
+uniformly found characteristic of man and woman,
+a quality which, in the process of the descent of our
+species, has been handed down without the least alteration
+from such lower animals as the mule for instance,
+and for which, oddly enough, we have no proper term
+in our language this side of the water, but know it as
+<q>cussedness.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The critical tendency</note>
+
+<p>
+Most travellers hear with a slight feeling of relief,
+on arriving at their destination and inquiring what
+there is to be seen, that there is nothing in particular,
+and the sub-Alpine walker has this charm perpetually
+with him. His expedition cannot fail, for it does not
+aim at any particular object on the attainment of which
+it depends whether he considers himself successful or
+not. These sub-Alpine walks and rambles form the background,
+the setting, the frame, and the surrounding
+<pb n='240'/><anchor id='Pg240'/>of the more sharply defined and more memorable
+high expeditions. Perhaps these are but the sentiments
+of advancing mountaineering age; certainly
+they may be heard most often from those who
+have reached that period of life when they no longer
+pay heed to wrinkles in their trousers, when they are
+somewhat exacting in the matter of club dinners, and
+when they object strongly to receiving assistance from
+younger folk in putting on their overcoats. Howbeit,
+as we may recall the statement made in the
+<q>Delectus,</q>—
+</p>
+ <lg>
+<l rend='margin-left: 10'>Neque semper arcum</l>
+<l>Tendit Apollo,</l>
+</lg>
+ <p>even so does the mountaineer occasionally relax his
+muscles, and find pleasure in the Alpine midlands.
+Moreover, the writer feels that the perpetual breathing
+of rarefied air may be apt to induce too great a strain
+on his readers, and recollects that a piano always
+tuned to concert pitch is not so harmonious an instrument
+as one occasionally unstrung; so some relief
+is at times necessary. Contrast, inasmuch as nature
+provides it on every hand, we may be sure is a thing
+for which man has an instinctive craving; and to my
+mind, at least, a picture in which rich colouring is
+introduced, and where the result of the blending is
+harmonious, is more satisfactory than the work which
+appeals by what I believe artists would call <q>tone.</q>
+The principle applies rather widely. We may have
+<pb n='241'/><anchor id='Pg241'/>observed that young ladies of prepossessing appearance
+love to be accompanied by dogs of repulsive
+mien. The costermonger, again, if possessed, as he
+always is, of a hoarse voice, is not completely equipped
+unless provided with a boy companion capable of
+sending forth in alternate measure the shrillest cries
+which the human larynx is capable of emitting.
+Thus may the pair better vaunt their wares, compel
+attention, and attract notice. The same objects, at
+any rate the latter two, influence an author, and not
+only in all cases, it would seem, when he is actually
+engaged in writing. So our expeditions, now to be
+described, may be looked upon as material for contrast,
+and may be skipped if thought fit—at any rate
+by purchasers—without risk of wounding the writer’s
+feelings.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The <q>High Level Route</q></note>
+
+<p>
+Some years ago we were travelling over that district
+of the Alps which to the true lover of mountain
+scenery can never become hackneyed—that is, the
+stretch of glacier land between Chamouni and Zermatt,
+first made known by Messrs. Foster, Jacomb,
+Winkfield, and others, and known to mountaineers as
+the <q>high-level route.</q> We had reached Monvoisin, then,
+possibly still, one of the cosiest and most comfortable
+little inns to be found among the mountains. An
+immense variety of first-rate glacier passes of moderate
+difficulty lie between this Val de Bagne and the Arolla
+valley; the Col de la Serpentine, the Col Gétroz, the
+<pb n='242'/><anchor id='Pg242'/>Col de Breney, the Col Chermontane, and others, all
+of high interest and varied scenery, tempt the walker
+according to his powers. We selected on this occasion
+the Col du Mont Rouge, having a design on the bold
+little peak towering just above the Col, and known as
+the Ruinette. This peak, it may be at once mentioned,
+was ascended for the first time in 1865 by Mr. Edward
+Whymper, a mountaineer who has never ceased happily
+to add to his spoils and trophies since in all parts of
+the globe, and who, unlike most of the clan, has kept
+in the front rank from the day he first climbed an
+Alpine slope.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A prescription for ill-humour</note>
+<p>
+We arrived soaked through, and with deplorably
+short tempers, at the hotel at Monvoisin. Now tobacco
+has been vaunted as a palliative to persons
+in this emotional state. Liquid remedies, described
+by the vulgar-minded as <q>a drop of something
+short,</q> or, more tersely, <q>a wet,</q> have been recommended
+as tending to induce a healthier state
+of mind. But there is one specific remedy which
+never fails, and to this by tacit consent we at once
+resorted.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Even as one touch of nature has been stated, on
+reliable authority, to make the whole world kin, so
+may one touch of a lucifer match, if discreetly applied
+beneath well-seasoned logs, induce even in the most
+irritable and wearied individual a change of feeling
+and a calm contentment. As the logs crackled and
+<pb n='243'/><anchor id='Pg243'/>spluttered, hissing like angry cats, so did the prescription
+purge away, if not the evil humours, at any rate
+the ill-humour engendered by sore feet and damp
+raiment, till it vanished with the smoke up the
+chimney. As a matter of actual fact, however, it
+ought to be stated that the greater part of the smoke at
+first made its way into the room. Before long, assisted
+by a passable dinner, which acts on such conditions of
+mind as do the remedies known to the learned in
+medicine as <q>derivatives,</q> we waxed monstrous merry.
+We laughed heartily at our own jokes, and with almost
+equal fervour at those of other people—a very creditable
+state of feeling, as any who have associated much
+with facetiously disposed folk will be ready to acknowledge.
+As the evening wore on, and the fire burnt
+lower, we became more silent and thoughtful, watching
+the pale blue and green tongues of flame licking round
+the charred logs. There is a pleasure, too, in this
+state. No one felt disposed to break the charm of
+thoughtfulness in the company by throwing on fresh
+fuel. The fire had done its work, had helped matters
+on, had left things a little better than it found them—an
+epitome of a good and useful life. The embers fell
+together at last, throwing up but a few short-lived
+sparks; nothing remained but the recollection of what
+had been once so bright, and a heap of ashes—a fit
+emblem; for one of the party who was the life and
+soul of the expedition can never again join in body
+<pb n='244'/><anchor id='Pg244'/>with us in the Alps, or revisit those Alpine midlands
+he loved so keenly. We rose from our seats
+and threw back the curtains from the window. The
+mists had vanished, and with them all doubt and all
+uncertainty, while the stream of light from the full
+moon seemed a promise of peace and rest from elsewhere.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A meditation on grass slopes</note>
+
+<p>
+At an early period of a walk there is always the
+greatest objection to putting forth exertion, the result
+of which has almost immediately to be undone. That
+man is indeed robust, and possessed of three times
+the ordinary amount of brass, if he fails not to find
+it distasteful to walk up a hill at the end of an
+expedition, or down one at the commencement.
+The drawback to the commanding position of the
+hotel at Monvoisin lies in the fact that it is absolutely
+necessary to descend the hill to begin with,
+which always seems a sinful waste of energy, seeing
+that the grass slopes opposite, which are steep,
+have immediately afterwards to be climbed. The
+natural grass steps looked inviting, but in the language
+of the Portuguese dialogue book we found them
+all either <q>too long or much short.</q> One ascent over
+a grass slope is very much like another, and description
+in detail would be as wearisome as the slopes
+themselves often prove. Yet it is worthy of notice
+that there is an art to be acquired even in climbing
+grass slopes. We had more than one opportunity on
+<pb n='245'/><anchor id='Pg245'/>the present occasion of seeing that persons look
+supremely ridiculous if they stumble about, and we
+noticed also that, like a bowler when he has delivered
+a long hop to the off for the third time in one over,
+the stumbler invariably inspects the nails in his
+boots, a proceeding which deceives no one. It is quite
+easy to judge of a man’s real mountaineering capacity
+by the way in which he attacks a steep grass
+slope. The unskilful person, who fancies himself perfectly
+at home amongst the intricacies of an ice-fall,
+will often candidly admit that he never can walk with
+well-balanced equilibrium on grass, a form of vegetable
+which, it might be thought in many instances
+of self-sufficient mountaineers, would naturally suit
+them. There is often real danger in such places,
+and not infrequently the wise man will demand the
+use of the rope, especially when there are any tired
+members among the party. There is no better way
+of learning how to preserve a proper balance on a
+slope than by practising on declivities of moderate
+steepness, and it is astonishing to find how often
+those who think they have little to learn, or, still
+worse, believe that there is nothing to learn, will find
+themselves in difficulties on a mountain-side, and
+forced to realise that they have got themselves into
+a rather humiliating position. We may have seen
+before now, all of us, distinguished cragsmen to
+whom an ascent of the Weisshorn or Matterhorn
+<pb n='246'/><anchor id='Pg246'/>was but a mere stroll, utterly pounded in botanical
+expeditions after Edelweiss, and compelled to regain a
+position of security by very ungraceful sprawls, or,
+worse still, have to resort to the unpardonable alternative
+of asking for assistance. It is on such places that
+the skill born of constant practice is best shown in the
+peasant as contrasted with the amateur; but the latter
+could easily acquire the art, were he not, as a rule, too
+high and mighty to do so. It is a great point, too, if the
+expedition is to be thoroughly enjoyed, to transport
+one’s self over the earlier part of the day’s climb with
+the least possible amount of exertion. The art possibly
+resembles that which, I am told, is acquired by those
+of ill-regulated minds, whom the force of circumstances
+and the interests of society compel to exercise themselves
+for a certain number of hours daily in that
+form of unproductive labour exemplified in the
+machine known as the treadmill. No doubt the very
+ardent mountaineer might find that facilities would
+be accorded to him during such time as he cannot
+visit the Alps of practising this art in the manner
+indicated.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The agile person’s vagaries</note>
+
+<p>
+Before long, the smooth unbroken snow slope leading
+up to the Col du Mont Rouge, glistening like a
+sheet of amber-coloured satin in the light of early
+dawn, came into sight. One of the party, who had complained
+throughout of the slow pace at which he had
+been going, and who was already far ahead, now went
+<pb n='247'/><anchor id='Pg247'/>through a singular performance. Conceiving that
+he would stimulate us to greater exertion by displaying
+his own agility, he suddenly shot forth, as
+an arrow from the bow, and ran at great speed on to
+the snow slope. But he had misjudged the hardness
+of the snow. It fell out, therefore, that after two
+or three curious flounders his limbs suddenly shot
+out to all points of the compass. A desperate effort
+to recall his members under control resulted only in
+his suddenly coiling up into a little round ball, like
+a spider in a state of nervousness, and in that
+shape descending with considerable momentum, and
+not a few bumps, down the slope over some knobby
+stones and on to a fortunately placed little grass
+ledge. When we joined him a few minutes later, he
+observed unblushingly that he had found a capital
+place for breakfast. So have I seen a skater, after
+performing a few exercises of a somewhat violent
+nature, resembling the dances performed by nigger
+minstrels wearing excessively long boots, suddenly sit
+down and instantly adjust a perfectly correctly
+applied strap. On resuming our journey the agile
+member was firmly secured with a rope, for fear, as
+we told him, that he should become possessed with
+a sudden idea to hunt for a suitable place for
+luncheon by resorting to his previous tactics. Somewhat
+crestfallen, he took a place in the rear of the
+caravan, and condescended to make use of the little
+<pb n='248'/><anchor id='Pg248'/>notches scraped out by the leader in the hard
+snow.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Ascent of the Ruinette</note>
+
+<p>
+A few minutes later the full sunlight of early
+morning burst upon us, and produced, as it always
+does on such occasions, a feeling of supreme contempt
+for those slothful individuals who had not got up
+as early as we had. This moment of exhilaration
+is often the very best of a whole expedition, and is
+apt to lead, I know not why, to an ebullition of
+feeling, which usually takes the form of horse-play
+and practical joking. A series of gentle slopes led us
+up to the Col. Our ascent took us gradually round the
+base of the Ruinette, and we cast anxious glances to
+our right to see if any practicable line of rocks could
+be made out. The mountain is tolerably steep from
+this side, but the rocks are broken and were bare of
+snow. On the summit of the Col the party divided, the
+agile person and some of the others deciding that they
+would go straight on to Arolla, while Burgener and I
+bespoke the services of the porter, and made straight
+for the long buttress of rock running down almost
+directly to the Col on the north-west face of the
+mountain. Half an hour’s complicated scrambling
+resulted in our attaining a little level plateau of
+rock on the ridge. As we looked down on to the
+great snow-field from which the Gétroz glacier takes
+its origin, we perceived, far away, the forms of our
+companions looking like a flight of driven grouse
+<pb n='249'/><anchor id='Pg249'/>about a quarter of a minute after the sportsman has
+missed them with both barrels. No doubt they were
+enjoying themselves thoroughly, but from our point of
+view the sight of some four or five individuals walking
+along at ten-foot intervals with bowed heads and
+plodding gait did not suggest any very consummate
+pleasure. Rejoicing, therefore, that they were making
+nice tracks for us to follow later in the day, we turned
+again to the rocks above. Following always the ridge,
+we clambered straight up, and found opportunities
+for very pretty gymnastics (that is, from our own
+point of view) on this part of the mountain. Our
+object was to select rocks that would give good practice
+in climbing, rather than to pick out the easiest
+possible line, and as a result we got into more than
+one difficult place, difficult enough at any rate to
+demand much conversation on the part of the guides.
+In about three hours from the Col we found ourselves
+looking over the arête on to the southern side of the
+mountain with a very compact and varied view in all
+directions. Close by, the long ridge of the Serpentine
+formed a fine foreground, and a wide expanse of
+glacier district made up a tolerably wild panorama.
+A few minutes’ climbing along the crest landed us
+above a deep notch filled in with soft snow. Into
+this we plunged, and in another minute or two
+stood on the summit of the Ruinette. So far as we
+knew at the time, the mountain had not previously
+<pb n='250'/><anchor id='Pg250'/>been ascended from the northern side, and, indeed,
+the peak does not appear to be visited nearly so often
+as it deserves. Following for the most part the
+same line as that taken during the ascent, we regained,
+in about a couple of hours, the Col. Here
+we hunted diligently, seeking what we might devour,
+and feeling sure that our friends would have left us
+something as a reward for our energy. It transpired,
+however, subsequently, that the agile person’s exertions
+had provoked in him such an appetite that there
+was little if anything to leave, so we followed the
+tracks laid out in the snow, noticing with some
+concern that one member of the previous party had
+sunk at every step some eighteen inches deeper into
+the soft compound than anybody else. By the marks
+on the snow we perceived, also, that he had trailed
+his axe along by his side, a sure sign of weariness.
+By sunset we had gained the Pas de Chévres, and ran
+gaily down the gentle slope towards the hotel. A
+little distance from the building we came so suddenly
+upon a manly form, outstretched, like a stranded
+star-fish, on a mossy bank, that we almost leaped upon
+his stomach. Yet he moved not, and was apparently
+wrapped in slumber. We stopped and crept cautiously
+up to survey him more closely. It was the agile
+person.
+</p>
+</div><div>
+<pb n='251'/><anchor id='Pg251'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="2. A little maiden"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="2. A little maiden"/>
+<head>2. <hi rend='italic'>A Little Maiden.</hi></head>
+<note place="margin">Saas in the olden days</note>
+<p>
+In the old days of mountaineering, Saas was a
+place more often talked about than visited. The
+beauty of the scenery around was indeed unquestionable,
+the number of expeditions of every degree of difficulty
+seemed almost without limit, first-rate guides
+could be obtained with ease, and yet there was never
+any difficulty in finding quarters in the hotels. In
+ascending the main valley from Visp the great stream
+of travellers divided at Stalden into a large stream
+that made its way to Zermatt and a little rivulet that
+meandered along the much finer valley towards Saas
+and the Mattmark. It thus fell out that, notwithstanding
+a small body of indefatigable mountaineers
+had explored the higher peaks and passes on both
+sides of the valley with tolerable completeness, there
+was left a considerable number of smaller expeditions
+capable of providing good amusement for the climber
+desirous of acquiring fame or of exploring the less
+known districts. In these days, when the soaring
+ambition of mountaineers has led them to climb
+heights far greater than any found in the Alps, an
+account of an expedition of an unimportant peak may
+seem out of place. Indeed, its details were so devoid
+of sensational incident that the recital may be dull;
+but, as will appear directly, that is not the writer’s
+<pb n='252'/><anchor id='Pg252'/>fault; at any rate, he ventures to give it, for the same
+reason that invariably prompts youthful authors to
+write unnecessary books; that is, as they say in their
+preface, to supply a want long felt—a want, it may
+be stated, usually felt in their own pockets and nowhere
+else.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+With every respect to the older generation
+of mountaineers, they are much to blame in one
+matter. The stock of Alpine jokes is scanty; indeed,
+a well-read author can get them all, with a little arrangement,
+into the compass of one short description
+of a day in the mountains. Again, the number of
+Alpine subjects lending themselves to facetiousness is
+but small. The supply has been proved beyond
+question entirely inadequate to meet the demand, but
+former writers have recklessly drawn on this limited
+stock and entirely exhausted the topics, if not the
+readers. Some allowance may therefore be made
+when the position is considered, and it is realised that
+the writer is endeavouring to patch together a fabric
+with materials almost too threadbare for use, and that
+he is compelled wholly to pass by such attractive topics
+as the early start and consequent ill-temper, the dirty
+porter, the bergschrund, the use of tobacco, or the
+flea. The last-mentioned beast is in fact now universally
+prohibited from intrusion into polite Alpine
+literature; he has had his day. But why? he has
+surely some right to the place. An eminent French
+<pb n='253'/><anchor id='Pg253'/>composer<note place="foot">Hector Berlioz.</note> has written a ballad in his honour; but
+though, as old Hans Andersen wrote, he was much
+thought of at one time, and occupied a high position,
+seeing that he was in the habit of mixing with the
+human race, and might even have royal blood in his
+veins, yet he is now deposed. I cannot forbear from
+paying a last tribute to the memory of a departing,
+though formerly constant, companion. To find oneself
+obliged to cut the acquaintance of a friend whom I have
+fed with my own hand must give rise to some qualms.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Unfortunately, too, the older writings are too well
+known of many to be dished up again in altered form,
+like a Sunday dinner in the suburbs; so that even
+the most common form of originality, videlicet, forgetfulness
+of the source from which you are borrowing,
+is forbidden. Plagiarism is a crime that seldom is
+allowed to pass undetected. There are many people
+in this world possessed of such a small amount of
+originality themselves, that they spend their whole
+time in searching for the want of that quality in
+others. The human inhabitants of the ark, unless
+they made the most of their unexampled opportunities
+for the study of natural history, must have become
+desperately bored with each other, and no doubt,
+when set free, said all the good things, each in their
+own independent nucleus of commencing society, which
+they had heard while immured. On the whole, it is
+<pb n='254'/><anchor id='Pg254'/>fortunate for writers that the period known as the
+dark ages came to pass; it allowed those who commenced
+their career on this side of the hiatus to make,
+on the old lines, a perfectly fresh start.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A curious omission</note>
+<p>
+Perhaps no country in the world has had the
+minute topography of its uninhabited districts so
+thoroughly worked out as Switzerland. Beyond
+question the orography is more accurately given
+than anywhere else; in this respect, indeed, no
+other country can compare with it. It might seem,
+even to those who have studied the matter, almost
+impossible to find any corner of the Alps that has not
+been described; and the discovery that a few superficial
+square yards of Swiss territory, arranged on an
+incline, had not been discussed in detail came upon
+the writer with somewhat of a shock. It was clearly
+somebody’s duty to rectify the omission and fill the
+gap; whether the expedition was of importance from
+any point of view, or whether any one in the wide
+world had the smallest desire to read a description of
+it, was a matter of no moment whatever. There was
+a vacuum, and it was a thing abhorrent. The mountain,
+to which reference is made above, lies east of
+Saas, and is known to such of the inhabitants as have
+any knowledge of geography as the Portienhorn.
+Substantially this peak is the highest point of a long
+rocky ridge running north and south, and called the
+Portien Grat.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='255'/><anchor id='Pg255'/>
+
+<note place="margin">The chef’s masterpiece</note>
+
+<p>
+One fine evening we sat outside the inn at Saas
+just before dinner, seriously discussing the prospect
+of climbing this mountain. The guides were of
+opinion that we ought to sleep out, and surmised
+that the rocks might be found much more difficult
+than they looked. With some reluctance on our part
+<anchor id="corr255"/><corr sic="thier">their</corr> views were allowed to prevail on the point, and
+they started off in triumph, promising to return and
+report when all the necessary preparations for starting
+should be completed, while we went in to prepare ourselves
+for the next day by an early dinner. The inn
+in those days was somewhat rude, and the cuisine was
+not remarkable save for the extraordinary faculty
+possessed by the chef for cooking anything that happened
+to come in his way, and reducing it all to the
+same level of tastelessness. On the present occasion,
+however, stimulated, no doubt, by certain critical
+rebukes, he had determined to surpass himself.
+Towards the end of the repast, as we sat chewing
+some little wooden toothpicks, which were found to
+have more flavour than anything else placed on the
+table, we heard the chef cross the yard and go into
+a certain little outhouse. A few minutes later a
+subtle and delicate aroma made its way into the
+apartment, leading us, after a few interrogative sniffs,
+to get up and close the window. Gradually the
+savour became more pronounced, and one of the party
+gave expression to his opinion that there was now
+<pb n='256'/><anchor id='Pg256'/>satisfactory proof of the accuracy of his constant
+statement that the drains were out of order. Gradually
+intensifying, the savour assumed the decided
+character of a smell, and we looked out of window
+to see in which direction the cemetery lay. Stronger
+and stronger grew the perception as steps came
+mounting up the stairs; the door opened, and all
+doubt was set at rest as the chef entered, bearing
+proudly a large cheese. In a moment, to his dismay,
+he was left undisputed master of the apartment.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">An evicted family</note>
+<p>
+We left Saas equipped as for a serious expedition.
+A stout rustic, who was the most preternaturally ugly
+man I ever saw, led the way; he had a very large
+mouth and an odd-shaped face, so that he resembled
+a frog with a skewer wedged across inside his cheeks.
+On his back he bore a bag full of very spiky straw,
+which the guides said was a mattress. In about an
+hour’s time we arrived at a carelessly built chalet on
+the Almagel Alp, of which the outside was repulsive
+and the inside revolting. But the experienced mountaineer,
+on such occasions, is not easily put out, and
+exhibits very little astonishment at anything he may
+see, and none at anything that he may smell. The
+hut consisted of a single apartment, furnished with a
+fireplace and a bed. The fireplace was situated in
+the centre of the room; the couch was separated by
+a dilapidated hoarding from a shed tenanted by a
+cow of insatiable appetite—indeed, it may have been
+<pb n='257'/><anchor id='Pg257'/>originally designed as a manger. The bed, which
+accommodated apparently the family of the tenant,
+was found on actual measurement to be forty-eight
+inches in length and twenty in width; nevertheless
+the two guides packed themselves into it, adopting in
+their recumbent position the theory that if you keep
+your head and your feet warm you are all right. By
+the flickering gleams of firelight it could be perceived
+through the smoke that these were the only portions
+of their frames actually in the bed owing to its excessive
+shortness; but guides share, with babies in
+perambulators, a happy faculty of being able to sleep
+peacefully whatever be the position of their heads.
+The dispossessed family of the tenant would not
+submit, notwithstanding strong remarks, to summary
+eviction, and watched our proceedings with much
+interest. It was pointed out to them that curiosity
+was a vicious quality, that it had been defined as
+looking over other people’s affairs and overlooking
+one’s own, and that, on the whole, they had better
+retire, which they did reluctantly, to a little shed in
+which was a large copper pot with other cheese-making
+accessories. Apparently they spent the night in
+scouring the copper pot.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The mattress proved to be so tightly packed that
+it was easier, on the whole, to lie awake under it than
+to sleep on the top of it, and less painful. About
+4 <hi rend='small'>A.M.</hi> one of the guides incautiously moved his head,
+<pb n='258'/><anchor id='Pg258'/>and having thus disturbed his equilibrium fell heavily
+on to the floor. Thereupon he woke up and said it
+was time to start. We bade a cheerful adieu to our
+host, who was obtaining such repose as could be got
+by the process of leaning against the doorpost, and
+made our way upwards.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+On the south side of the Portienhorn a long and
+rough rocky ridge, preserving a tolerably uniform
+height, extends as far as the Sonnighorn. Ultimately
+the ridge, still running in a southerly direction,
+curves slightly round to the west up to the
+Monte Moro, and thus forms the head of the Saas
+valley. There are several unimportant peaks in this
+ridge perhaps equally worthy, with the Portienhorn,
+of a place in literature; but of all the points south of
+the Weissmies this Portienhorn is perhaps the most
+considerable, and certainly the most difficult of access.
+At any rate, we climbed the peak, and this is how we
+did it.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A short cut after a knife</note>
+
+<p>
+It was clear that the southern ridge was more
+feasible than the northern one, which drops to a col
+known as the Zwischbergen Pass, and then rises
+again to merge into the mass of the Weissmies. The
+whole of the western slope of the Portienhorn is
+covered by the Rothblatt Glacier, the ice of which is
+plastered up against its sides. We kept to the left of
+the termination of this glacier, and after a brief look
+round turned our steps away from the rock buttress
+<pb n='259'/><anchor id='Pg259'/>forming the northern boundary of the glacier, though
+we were of opinion that we might by this line ascend
+the mountain; but we nevertheless selected the southern
+ridge, on the same principle that the sportsman,
+perfectly capable of flying across any obstacle, however
+high, sometimes, out of consideration no doubt for his
+horse, elects to follow somebody else through a gap.
+In good time we reached a point about halfway up
+the side of the mountain, and halted at the upper
+edge of a sloping patch of snow. It was fortunate
+that we had ample time to spare, for considerable
+delay was experienced here. Burgener had become
+newly possessed of a remarkable knife, which he was
+perpetually taking out of his pocket and admiring
+fondly; in fact, it provided material for conversation
+to the guides for the whole day. The knife was an
+intricate article, and strikingly useless, being weak in
+the joints; but nevertheless Burgener was vastly
+proud of the weapon, and valued it as much as an
+ugly man does a compliment. In the middle of
+breakfast the treasure suddenly slipped out of his
+hand, and started off down the slope. With a yell of
+anguish he bounded off after it, and went down the
+rocks in a manner and at a pace that only a guide in
+a state of excitement can exhibit. The incident was
+trivial, but it impressed on me the extraordinary
+powers of sure-footedness and quickness on rocks that
+a good guide possesses. An amateur might have
+<pb n='260'/><anchor id='Pg260'/>climbed after these men the whole day, and have
+thought that he was nearly as good as they, but he
+could no more have gone down a couple of hundred
+feet as this guide did without committing suicide,
+than he could have performed a double-three backwards
+the first time he put on skates. He might, indeed, have
+gone backwards, but he would not have achieved his
+double-three. Turning northwards the moment we
+were on the arête, we made our way, with a good deal
+of scrambling, upwards. The rocks were firm and
+good, and, being dry, gave no great difficulty. Still
+they were far from easy, and now and again there
+were short passages sufficiently troublesome to yield
+the needed charm to a mountain climb, difficult
+enough at any rate to make us leave our axes behind
+and move one at a time. But how have the times
+altered since our expedition was made! Nowadays
+such a climb would be more fitly mentioned casually
+after dinner as <q>a nice little walk before church,</q> <q>a
+capital after-breakfast scramble,</q> <q>a stroll strongly recommended
+to persons of an obese habit,</q> and so forth.
+Nevertheless, there is a very distinct pleasure in
+climbing up a peak of this sort—greater, perhaps, than
+may be found on many of the more highly rated,
+formidable, and, if the truth be told, fashionable
+mountains; for the expedition was throughout interesting,
+and the contrast between the view to the west
+where the Mischabelhörner reared up their massive
+<pb n='261'/><anchor id='Pg261'/>forms, and to the east looking towards Domo d’Ossola
+and the Italian lake district, was one to repay a
+climber who has eyes as well as limbs. The crest
+was in places tolerably sharp, and we were forced at
+times to adopt the expedient, conventionally supposed
+to be the only safe one in such cases, of bestriding
+the rock edge. It should be stated, however, that,
+as usual on such occasions, when we desired to progress
+we discarded this position, and made our way
+onwards in the graceful attitude observed at the seaside
+in those who are hunting on the sand for marine
+specimens. And thus we arrived ultimately at the
+top, where we gave way to a properly regulated amount
+of subdued enthusiasm, proportionate to the difficulty
+and height of the vanquished mountain. No trace of
+previous travellers could be found on the summit. It
+was a maiden ascent. Doubtless the mythical and
+ubiquitous chamois-hunter had been up before us, for
+at the time I write of the district was noted for
+chamois; but even if he had, it makes no difference.
+We have found it long since necessary to look upon
+ascents stated to have been made by chamois-hunters
+as counting for nothing, and in the dearth of new peaks
+in the Alps, have to resort to strange devices and
+strained ideas for novelty. Thus, a mountain in the
+present day can be the means of bringing glory and
+honour to many climbers. For instance:—
+</p>
+
+<pb n='262'/><anchor id='Pg262'/>
+
+ <table rend="tblcolumns:'l lw(20m) lw(45m)'">
+ <row>
+ <cell>A</cell>
+ <cell>climbs it</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>B</cell>
+ <cell>ascends it</cell>
+ <cell>First recorded ascent.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>C</cell>
+ <cell>goes up it</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent from the other side.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>D</cell>
+ <cell>combines A and C’s
+ expedition</cell>
+ <cell>First time that the peak has
+ been <q>colled.</q></cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>E</cell>
+ <cell>scrambles up the
+ wrong way</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent by the E.N.E.
+ arête.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>F</cell>
+ <cell>climbs it in the ordinary
+ way</cell>
+ <cell>First ascent by an Englishman,
+ or first ascent without guides.</cell>
+ </row>
+ <row>
+ <cell>G</cell>
+ <cell>is dragged up by his
+ guides</cell>
+ <cell>First real ascent; because all
+ the others were ignorant of
+the topographical details, and
+G’s peak is nearly three feet
+higher than any other point.
+</cell>
+ </row>
+ </table>
+
+<p>
+Many more might be added; probably in the
+future many more will, for, in modern mountaineering
+phrase, the Portienhorn <q>goes all over.</q> By 4 <hi rend='small'>P.M.</hi>
+we were back again in the Saas valley.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It seems, as I write, only yesterday that all this
+happened. But a regular revolution has really taken
+place. There can be no question, I think, that fewer
+real mountaineers are to be found in the old <q>playground</q>
+than formerly. Still, there are not wanting
+climbers, all of them apparently of the first rank.
+For among the high Alps now, even as on the dramatic
+stage of to-day, there are no amateurs.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The amateur</note>
+
+<p>
+A curious human fungus that has grown up
+<pb n='263'/><anchor id='Pg263'/>suddenly of late is the emancipated schoolboy spoken
+of by a certain, principally feminine, clique of admirers
+as <q>such a wonderful actor, you know.</q> Very learned
+is he in the technicalities of the stage. The perspiring
+audience in the main drawing-room he alludes to as
+<q>those in front.</q> He knows what <q>battens</q> are, and
+<q>flies,</q> and <q>tormentors,</q> and <q>spider-traps.</q> He endeavours
+to imitate well-known actors, but does not
+imitate the laborious process by which these same
+artists arrive at successful results. But we all know
+him, and are aware also, at any rate by report, of his
+overweening vanity, and the manner in which he
+intrudes his conception of <q>Hamlet</q> or <q>Richelieu</q>
+on a longsuffering public. Without the slightest
+knowledge technically of how to walk, talk, sit down,
+go off, or come on, he rushes on the boards possessed
+solely of such qualifications for his task as may arise
+in a brain fermenting with conceit. Critics he regards
+as persons existing solely for the purpose of crushing
+him, and showing ill-tempered hostility born of envy.
+The judicious, if they accept and weakly avail themselves
+of orders, can but grieve and marvel that there
+should exist that curious state of folly which prompts
+a man to exhibit it before the world, or even to thrust
+it upon his fellow-creatures. Some men are born
+foolish—a pity, no doubt, but the circumstances are
+beyond their own control; some achieve a reputation
+for lack of wisdom, and even make it pay; but some
+<pb n='264'/><anchor id='Pg264'/>thrust their folly on others, and to such no quarter
+need be given. The self-constituted exponent of a
+most difficult art is not a whit more ridiculous than
+the boy or man who rushes at a difficult peak before
+he has learnt the elements of mountaineering science.
+A man may become a good amateur actor if he will
+consent to devote his leisure to ascertaining what
+there is to learn, and trying to learn it; and a man
+may become a good mountaineer by adopting the
+same line of action. But this is rarely the case. Too
+often they forget that, as a late president of the
+Alpine Club remarked, <q>life is a great opportunity,
+not to be thrown away lightly.</q> It is said sometimes
+by unreflecting persons that such institutions as the
+Alpine Club are responsible for the misfortunes and
+calamities that have arisen from time to time, and
+may still arise. But there has been a good example
+set if recruits would only turn to it; for the mountaineers
+in the old style, speaking of a generation
+that climbs but little in these days, did what it is
+the fashion now to call their <q>work</q> thoroughly—too
+thoroughly and completely, perhaps, to please altogether
+their successors. Novelty in the mountains of Switzerland
+may be exhausted, but there are still too
+many expeditions of which, because they have been
+done once or twice, the danger is not adequately
+recognised. If these remarks, written in no captious
+spirit, but rather with the strongest desire to lay
+<pb n='265'/><anchor id='Pg265'/>stress on truths that are too often ignored, should
+lead any aspiring but unpractised mountaineer to
+pause and reflect before he tries something beyond
+his strength and capabilities, some little good will at
+least have been done. It is not that the rules are
+unknown; they are simple, short, ready to hand, and
+intelligible; but the penalty that may be exacted for
+breaking any of them is a terribly heavy one—<hi rend='italic'>absit
+omen.</hi>
+</p>
+</div>
+</div><div type="chapter" n="8" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='266'/><anchor id='Pg266'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="VIII. A sentimental Alpine journey"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="VIII. A sentimental Alpine journey"/>
+<head>CHAPTER VIII.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">A SENTIMENTAL ALPINE JOURNEY</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Long <q>waits</q> and entr’actes—The Mont Buet as an unknown
+mountain—We hire carriages—A digression on a stationary
+vehicle—A straggling start—The incomplete moralist—The niece
+to the moralist—A discourse on gourmets—An artistic interlude—We
+become thoughtful, and reach the height of sentiment and
+the top of the Mont Buet—Some other members of the party—The
+mountaineers perform—How glissading ambition did o’erleap
+itself—A vision on the summit—The moralist leaves us for
+a while—Entertainment at the Bérard Chalet—View of the
+Aiguille Verte—The end of the journey.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+A fair critic—in the matter of sex—discussing a
+recently published work with the author, remarked
+that it was the most charming book she had ever
+read. <q>I was told it would not interest me,</q> she
+remarked most seriously to him, <q>but really I found
+it delightful: there are such lovely wide margins to
+the pages, you know.</q> On much the same principle a
+highly intelligent lady, noted for her theatrical discrimination,
+once remarked that she liked those
+theatres best which afforded the longest entr’actes.
+So in the Alps we felt from time to time the necessity,
+between the more stirring episodes resulting from
+<pb n='267'/><anchor id='Pg267'/>higher mountaineering, to interpose minor expeditions,
+on which no less care and thought was often lavished
+to make them worthy of pursuit. These were our
+entr’actes. Of such expeditions it is customary to say
+that they are the most enjoyable of any undertaken.
+Without going so far as this, it may be conceded that
+they have a pleasure of their own, and it is at least
+no more difficult to discover a novel form of sub-Alpine
+expedition than to vary the details of a big
+climb. One of these episodes, undertaken while we
+were barred from the higher mountains by a fall
+of snow, consisted in a night attack on the Mont
+Buet.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mont Buet</note>
+
+<p>
+Now the Mont Buet, although it lies close to the
+regular highway to Chamouni from the Rhone valley,
+is a peak but rarely even seen of the ordinary tourist;
+and, considering the numbers of our countrymen
+that flock to the village whence they imagine that
+they see the summit of Mont Blanc, the English folk
+who make the ascent are strangely few. Yet the walk
+is not a laborious one; not more fatiguing, for
+example, than the tramp from Martigny to Chamouni
+over the Col de Balme on a hot day. Fashion in the
+mountains is very conservative, and probably it is too
+late in the day now to hope that this mountain will
+ever gain all the reputation it deserves, for, though
+comparatively unknown, its praises have been by no
+means left unsung. Possibly the lowness of the guides’
+<pb n='268'/><anchor id='Pg268'/>tariff for the peak may have something to do with the
+matter, and may serve to explain why it is so much
+left out in the cold; for this is a very potent agent
+in determining the attractiveness of special localities.
+How many go to Chamouni, and never wander along
+one of the most beautiful sylvan paths in the Alps,
+that leads to the Glacier des Bossons through the
+woods, where the view, as the spectator suddenly finds
+himself confronted with the huge stream of pure
+glacier, topped by a most magnificent ice-fall, and
+backed by the crags of the Aiguille du Midi, compares
+by no means unfavourably with the more frequently
+photographed panorama from the Montanvert. Ask
+a dozen persons at haphazard who are staying at
+Chamouni where the Mont Buet is, and ten out of the
+number will be unable to answer you. But the
+pictures hung on the line are not invariably the best
+in an exhibition; and the Mont Buet is a masterpiece,
+so to speak, <q>skied.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We hire carriages</note>
+
+<p>
+Our party that summer at Chamouni was a large
+one, for we had stayed a long time in the hotel, and
+knew, as the phrase goes, a great many to speak to—quite
+a different thing to answering for them. We
+conceived the plan of so timing our modest expedition
+as to arrive on the summit of the Mont Buet about
+sunset. It was agreed by some members of the party
+that it would be <q>such fun, you know,</q> to come down
+in the dark. The inference to be gathered from this
+<pb n='269'/><anchor id='Pg269'/>is that the party was not exclusively composed of the
+male sex. Two of us, reputed to be good at a bargain,
+were deputed to charter carriages to convey
+the members of the expedition up to Argentière,
+where the ascent commenced. The carriages of
+Chamouni, though no doubt practical and well suited
+to the mountain roads, were not found to be of
+uniform excellence. Availing ourselves of a proper
+<anchor id="corr269"/><corr sic="in roduction">introduction</corr>, we made the temporary acquaintance
+of an individual interested officially in vehicular
+traffic, who possessed that remarkable insight into
+character noticeable in all who are concerned with
+horses, and knew exactly what we wanted without any
+preliminary explanation on our part. <q>Voilà votre
+affaire,</q> he said, and indicated a machine that would
+have been out of date when the first <hi rend='italic'>char-à-banc</hi> was
+constructed. We inquired if the somewhat unsavoury
+load (it had, apparently, been in recent requisition
+for farming purposes) which the cart contained might
+be removed, and he said there was no objection to
+this. <q>See,</q> said the proprietor, <q>the seats have
+backs.</q> <q>But they tip up,</q> we remonstrated. <q>That
+is nothing,</q> rejoined the proprietor; <q>they can be tied
+down: the carriage is good, and has gone many miles.
+However, Monsieur is evidently particular; he shall
+be satisfied. Behold!</q> and the proprietor threw
+open the creaking door of a shed, and revealed to
+our gaze a pretentious landau with faded linings and
+<pb n='270'/><anchor id='Pg270'/>wheels which did not seem to be circular. This
+<q>machine,</q> he assured us, it would be hard to equal
+for locomotive purposes. Two strange beasts were
+connected to it, chiefly, as it seemed, by bits of string.
+One of the animals was supported on two very puffy
+hind legs and two very tremulous fore-legs, and
+seemed perpetually on the point of going down on
+its knees to supplicate that it might be allowed to go
+no further. Its companion was a horse of the most
+gloomy nature, that no amount of chastisement could
+stir from a despondent and pensive frame of mind.
+Both these treasures had a capacity for detecting an
+upward incline that was marvellously acute. Then
+there was a structure like a magnified perambulator,
+of which one wheel was afflicted with a chronic propensity
+for squeaking, while the other described a
+curious serpentine track as it rolled along. Not
+being, however, in any particular hurry, we decided
+to avail ourselves of such assistance as these vehicles
+might afford, and did, as a matter of fact, ultimately
+reach our destination, if not in, at least with them.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The incomplete moralist</note>
+
+<p>
+From Argentière we followed the familiar track of
+the Tête Noire for some little distance, and then bore
+away to the left up the valley leading towards the Bérard
+Chalet. The party, which had kept well together for
+the first few minutes after parting with the carriages,
+were soon straggling off in every direction, and the
+chief organiser of the expedition, desperately anxious
+<pb n='271'/><anchor id='Pg271'/>lest some should go astray and be no more found, ran
+to and fro from one little group to another, and got
+into a highly excitable frame of mind, like a busily
+minded little dog when first taken out for a walk.
+Chief among the more erratic members was an
+elderly person who had, unwisely, been asked to join
+the party for no very definite reason, but because
+some one had said that it would be obviously incomplete
+without him. The old gentleman had no
+previous experience of mountain walks, but had very
+complete theories on the subject. He had made
+great preparations for his day’s climb, had carefully
+dieted himself the day previously, and was not a little
+proud of his equipment and attire. He was furnished
+with a spiked umbrella, a green tin box, and
+a particularly thin pair of boots; for he wished to
+prove the accuracy of a theory that man, being
+descended from the apes, might properly use his feet
+as prehensile members, and he held that this additional
+aid would prove valuable on rocks. It was currently
+reported, notwithstanding his loquacity, that he was
+a very wise person, and indeed he dropped hints himself,
+which he was much annoyed if we did not take,
+on the subject of a projected literary work. We were
+given to understand that the publishers were all
+hankering after the same, and he had a manner in
+conversation of tentatively quoting passages and
+watching eagerly for the effects. He was known to
+<pb n='272'/><anchor id='Pg272'/>us as the incomplete moralist, and proved to be a
+very didactic person.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The niece to the moralist</note>
+
+<p>
+But this was not all; there was one other member
+of the party, who may be described, as in the old-fashioned
+list of the <q>Dramatis Personæ,</q> as <q>niece to
+the moralist.</q> Somehow or another, she seemed to
+lead everything; instinctively all gave way to her
+wishes, and even the chief organiser looked to her for
+confirmation of his opinions before enunciating them
+with decision. Bright, impulsive, wilful, she led the
+moralist, subjectively speaking, whither she would, and
+he had no chance at all. <q>She ought not to have
+come at all on such an expedition,</q> he said, looking at
+the light, fragile form ahead; <q>but you know you can’t
+persuade a butterfly to take systematic exercise, and
+everything seems to give her so much pleasure;</q> and
+here the moralist looked rather wistful, and somehow
+the artificiality seemed to fade away from him for the
+moment. <q>Such of us,</q> he resumed, <q>as stay long
+enough in this world cease to have much hopefulness;
+and when that quality shows up too strong in the
+young, such as that child yonder, somehow I don’t
+think they often——</q> Here he paused abruptly, and,
+selecting a meat lozenge from a store in his tin box,
+put it into his mouth and apparently swallowed it at
+once; at any rate, he gulped down something. It
+must be allowed that the moralist had done his best
+to prevent his charge from accompanying the party.
+<pb n='273'/><anchor id='Pg273'/>She had been reminded of what learned doctors had
+said, that she was not to exert herself; that certain
+persons, vaguely alluded to, would be very angry, and
+so forth. The moralist had been talked down in two
+minutes. He might as well have pointed out to
+the little budding leaflets the unwisdom of mistaking
+warm days in March for commencing summer; and,
+finally, he had surrendered at discretion, fencing himself
+in with some stipulations as to warm cloaks,
+<q>this once only,</q> and the like, which he knew would
+not be attended to. So she came, and her eager
+brightness shed a radiance over the most commonplace
+objects, and infected the most prosaic of the
+party, even a young lady of varied accomplishments,
+who distinguished herself later on. After all, if the
+flame burned a little more brightly at the expense of
+a limited stock of fuel, was there anything to regret?
+Tone down such brightness as hers was, and you have
+but an uncut diamond, or a plant that may possibly
+last a little longer because its blossom, its fruit, and
+with them its beauties, have been cut off to preserve
+the dull stem to the utmost. Check the natural
+characteristics and outflow of such natures, and you
+force them to the contemplation of what is painful
+and gloomy. You bring them back fully to this
+world, and it is their greatest privilege to be but half
+in it, and to have eyes blind to the seamy side. The
+Alpine rose-glow owes its fascination to the fact that
+<pb n='274'/><anchor id='Pg274'/>we know it will soon fade. So is it with these natures.
+They are to be envied. We may hold it truth with
+him who sings, <q>Better fifty years of Europe than a
+cycle of Cathay.</q> But the parallel is not strictly
+true: the brightness will not fade, but will be there
+to the end, and the streak of sadness running through
+it all gives the fascination. So the wit that approaches
+nearest to pathos touches us most deeply, and is one
+of the rarest of intellectual talents. With what a
+thrill of mixed, but yet pleasurable, sensation do we
+recall the timely jest of a lost friend. But all this
+has nothing to do with a holiday expedition in the
+Alps. Still, it must be remembered, we were on a
+sentimental journey in the mountains.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Before long the chief organiser, seizing an opportunity
+when most of the stragglers were within earshot,
+announced at the top of his voice that luncheon
+would be served on certain flat rocks. This had the
+immediate effect of uniting our scattered forces. The
+first to arrive (the moralist was slow of foot) were
+some gallant members of the high mountaineering
+fraternity, who throughout the day evinced astounding
+activity, and an unwonted desire to carry burdens
+on their backs. Secretly they were burning with an
+ambition to display their prowess on some <q>mauvais
+pas,</q> or glissade, an ambition rewarded later on in a
+somewhat remarkable manner. The rock was spread,
+the moralist selected a comfortable place, and,
+stimu<pb n='275'/><anchor id='Pg275'/>lated by the appearance of the viands, favoured us
+with certain extracts.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A discourse on gourmets</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>There are many,</q> he observed, holding a large
+piece of pie to his mouth and eyeing it to select an
+appropriate place for the next bite, <q>who hold that
+the sense of taste is not one to which we should much
+minister. I do not hold with such;</q> and here he
+found the right spot, and for a minute or two the
+thread of his discourse was broken off. <q>The painter
+blends colours to please the sense of sight; the
+musician studies harmonies of sound to please the
+ear; each appeals to but one of our imperfect senses,
+and yet we think much of them for so doing; we
+compliment them, and give them the appellation of
+artists. Now the worthy person who dexterously
+compounded this article, of which, alas! I hold now
+but little in my hand, appeals not to a single but to
+a twofold sense; he ministers alike to taste and to
+smell, and I must own, after a toilsome walk, with
+commendable results. He is an artist in the highest
+sense of the word; his merits, to my thinking, are
+but inadequately recognised in this world. I am convinced
+that they will be more so in another. The
+gourmet’s paradise shall provide for him a cherubic
+state of existence; then shall he have all the pleasure
+that the palate can afford without any ill-omened
+presage of subsequent discomfort; for, thrice happy
+that he will be, digestion will be an anatomical
+<pb n='276'/><anchor id='Pg276'/>impossibility.</q> It may be remarked parenthetically
+that the possession of a gigantic brain had not
+obviated, in the case of the moralist, the deleterious
+effects of sour wine. But the moralist was not, as yet,
+much of a cherub.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+As the speaker showed unmistakable signs of
+continuing his discourse, which had been chiefly
+directed at a youth of whom we only knew that he
+was some one’s brother, if the opportunity were
+afforded, a sudden and general move was made, and
+the proposal that a short adjournment should take
+place previous to resuming our upward journey found
+instant favour. The chief organiser was by common
+consent left to pack up. Straightway the ladies all
+produced little sketch-books, and fell very vigorously
+to recording their impressions of the scenery around;
+whilst the moralist, already somewhat stiff, wandered
+from one group to the other and favoured them with
+his suggestions. The result of half an hour’s work
+with pencil and brush was to produce diagrams of
+certain objects which looked uncommonly like telegraph
+poles with cross bars attached, but which were
+coloured of a vivid green, and were thus obviously
+intended for fir trees. The moralist, not finding that
+his remarks were met with much favour by the artists,
+selected an ascetic who sat apart from the others, and
+delivered his next discourse into his inattentive but
+uncomplaining ear.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='277'/><anchor id='Pg277'/>
+
+<note place="margin">An artistic interlude</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>It seems strange to me,</q> he remarked, <q>that those
+who are wholly unable to depict, even in the most
+elementary manner, the commonplace objects around
+them, are for ever seen in the Alps striving after the
+most impossible art problems. If so great a stimulus
+is needed, a poor result may be confidently anticipated.</q>
+(Here the moralist made a fourth attempt to
+light a very curious native cigar.) <q>If it takes the
+sight of Nature in her sublimest phase, as seen in the
+Alps, to stimulate our friends here to show their art,
+why, then they haven’t much of it. A milestone
+should be sufficient for the purpose, but it seems that
+they require a Matterhorn; and it may be gathered,
+from what I have heard you and your companions
+say, that what is true of Alpine art is true also of
+Alpine climbing, and that the <hi rend='italic'>dilettanti</hi> will never take
+the trouble to learn how much there is to learn. Our
+friends here try to paint a glacier, and have not the
+most elementary idea of its anatomy. They represent
+vast panoramas, and know nothing of distance;
+they——</q> But here the moralist, in the excitement of
+his discourse, turned a little white, probably from the
+depth of his feelings; and, throwing away his cigar,
+walked off alone, and was discovered shortly after
+perspiring a good deal, and crumpled up in a somewhat
+limp and helpless state.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The books were packed up, for the sun was setting
+low, and the party wended their way up the steep
+<pb n='278'/><anchor id='Pg278'/>grass slope till the first great dome of the Mont Buet
+came well into sight. Far ahead was the niece,
+seemingly unconscious of the effects that the exertion
+of climbing told on her slight frame. She was apparently
+unaware of any companions around, though
+watchful eyes and strong hands were always near lest
+any mischance should befall. She spoke to no one.
+Nature absorbed all her faculties as she went on with
+cheeks rather flushed, and bright, dilated eyes drinking
+in every object and every point of beauty. As an
+artist in the exercise of his craft makes the outside
+world acquainted with beauties ever present to his
+eyes, so did the effect on her of the wondrous lights
+and shades and colours around call up new thoughts
+and reveal fresh marvels in the panorama to others,
+though well acquainted with such Alpine scenes.
+The spell caught one after another, till the whole
+party, all held by the same unsuspected fascination,
+walked silently on, while the majestic splendour
+around inspired an awe in the mind that even those
+most familiar with the marvels of nature in the
+mountains had never felt before. The mere recognition
+of the fact that the same thought or emotion
+is passing simultaneously through the minds of many
+is in itself so striking, that the impression so caused
+will not ever be effaced from the mind. A crowded
+hall is waiting for the advent of the orator of the
+occasion, and there enters an old man whose name
+<pb n='279'/><anchor id='Pg279'/>and work were familiar to all. Instantly, and as if
+by magic, all present rose to their feet in token of
+respect. No word was spoken, no signal given. The
+matter may seem slight, but the scene was one that
+those present will never forget. The most hideous
+part of the punishment in the old days to the criminal
+must have been the moment when, as he stepped
+through the last door, the sea of faces below him
+upturned simultaneously with a howl of execration.
+And all these thoughts were called up by the fact that
+one consumptive girl was a member of our mountain
+party. Well, such was the case, and it made the
+expedition different in many ways from any that we
+had ever undertaken, but not perhaps the less worthy
+of remembrance.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">We become thoughtful</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>It looks a long way off,</q> observed the moralist,
+gazing despondently upwards. <q>Do you say that the
+object of our expedition is to climb up to that eminence
+yonder? I fear lest some of the weaker
+members of the party should fail.</q> (The moralist was
+now the penultimate member of the party, the absolute
+rear being brought up by one of the guides, who was
+pushing him up with the head of his axe. The youth
+to whom he was in the habit of addressing his
+discourses had in a revengeful mood offered similar
+assistance; but the youth wore such a saturnine look
+when he made the suggestion, that it was declined
+hastily with thanks.) <q>I think that if I took a little
+<pb n='280'/><anchor id='Pg280'/>wine</q>—here he took all that was left—<q>this feeling of
+disinclination to move might conceivably pass off, and
+I could then encourage some of the others on what is
+clearly to them an arduous expedition. Ah me! but
+these little stones are excessively sharp to the feet;
+let us turn off on to the snow. I have heard that it is
+possible to walk uphill on such a medium, and yet
+scarce recognise the fact.</q> By this time most of the
+party were well on to the first summit, and the glories
+of the sunset, from a point of view which it would be
+hard to match in all the mountains, were beginning to
+display themselves to the full. The higher we ascended
+the more did the eternal mass of white snow on the
+other side of the valley develop and tower above us.
+Two or three of the more active members were
+floundering in the deep snow along the ridge uniting
+the two summits, and finding it, if the truth be told,
+no small matter to keep pace with the niece, who
+skimmed lightly over the surface. Gallantry and the
+desire to keep up their reputation forbade that they
+should fall to the rear, or allow the rope to tighten
+unduly; but their superior mountaineering experience
+seemed not a little in danger of being counterbalanced
+by their superior weight. All over the rocks on the
+Sixt side a thin grey veil of mist seemed to hang,
+making the cliffs appear still more vertical than nature
+had moulded them, and tinting the crags at the same
+time with a deep purple colour.
+</p><anchor id="fig282"/>
+<pgIf output='txt'><then>
+ <p rend="ill">[Illustration: A VISION ON A SUMMIT]</p>
+</then><else>
+ <p><figure url="images/illo_180.jpg" rend="w80"><head>A VISION ON A SUMMIT</head>
+ <figDesc>A vision on a summit</figDesc></figure></p></else></pgIf>
+<pb n='281'/><anchor id='Pg281'/>
+<note place="margin">A vision on the summit</note>
+<p>
+In the foreground, looking south, the long jagged
+line of the Aiguilles Rouges cut off the view into the
+Chamouni valley, and threw up still higher and more
+into relief the minor peaks of the Mont Blanc chain.
+We huddled together on the summit, while there
+seemed hardly time to turn to all points of the
+compass to survey the effects. The emotional members
+of the party came out strong, and the young
+lady of varied accomplishments, who was adjudged by
+the others to be of poetic temperament, as she was
+fond of alluding rather vaguely to unknown Italian
+geniuses, burst forth into ecstasies. However, one or
+two of us had rather lost faith in her historical knowledge
+and her profound acquaintance with mediæval
+art on hearing her discourse learnedly to the vacuous
+youth on Savonarola as an artist of great repute, and
+on discovering that in the family circle she was held
+in submission by an Italianised English governess—discreetly
+left at the hotel. A formidable person,
+this preceptress, of austere demeanour, with a dyspeptic
+habit, highly pomatumed ringlets, and evangelistic
+tendencies—a triple combination not infrequently
+met with. Still, no one paid any attention to
+the accomplished young lady, for an object in the foreground
+of the great picture riveted the gaze of most
+of us. The niece had advanced a few steps from the
+rest of the party, and stood a little apart on the
+summit ridge of the mountain, her slight form
+<pb n='282'/><anchor id='Pg282'/>brought out in strong relief against the many-tinted
+sky. The folds of her dress fluttered back in the
+light breeze, and the night wind as it came sighing
+over the crest had loosened her veil and tossed it
+upwards. Mechanically as she raised her hand to
+draw it back, the thin arm and hand seemed to point
+upwards to something beyond what we could see.
+Instinctively the others all drew back a few paces, and
+closed in together as they watched the motionless
+form. The sunset glories were more than we could
+realise, but somehow we felt that she was gazing with
+fixed eyes far, far beyond these—into a pure and
+passionless region, beyond the mental grasp of the
+profoundest theologian depending on his own acquired
+knowledge. As we looked, though she moved no
+limb, her breath came faster and faster. One or two
+of us made a start forwards, but at that moment the
+last red glow vanished from the belt of fleecy cloud
+hanging in mid-sky. Lower down, the limestone
+cliffs seemed strangely desolate as the icy hand of
+night spread over them. The breeze suddenly
+dropped and died away. She stamped her foot on
+the snow, and with a quick movement of the head
+seemed to come back again to the scene around.
+<q>Let us go,</q> she said, half petulantly. Silently the
+party arranged themselves in order as we wended our
+way back along the ridge. We had seen a sight that
+lingered in the mind, and that was not easily to be
+<pb n='283'/><anchor id='Pg283'/>erased from the memory. As we walked along
+we gradually drew closer and closer together, prompted
+by some feeling that all seemed to share alike—as if
+the recollection of what we had just seen had dazed
+the mind, and brought us face to face with some
+influence beyond our ordinary thoughts, and as if
+with nearer union we should not feel so powerless and
+insignificant. But the glories of that sunset from the
+Mont Buet, a scene within the reach of all of very
+moderate walking ability, were far beyond the power
+of any language to describe, and beyond the province
+of any discreet writer to attempt. The twilight
+gathered in fast, and the snow already felt more crisp
+under foot. The roll-call was held, and it was discovered
+that the only absentees were the moralist and
+his propelling companion. At this point two of the
+skilled mountaineers of the party recognised their
+opportunity, and were not slow to seize it. Secretly
+they had felt that no suitable occasion had hitherto
+offered of displaying their prowess, so they volunteered
+to perform a glissade for the amusement and
+instruction of the others. The ladies clapped their
+hands gleefully, and the youth, who did not know
+how to glissade, looked sinister. Accordingly the
+skilful ones made their way to a steep snow slope, and
+started off with great speed and dexterity, amidst the
+admiring plaudits of the less acrobatically minded
+members. But the course of their true descent did
+<pb n='284'/><anchor id='Pg284'/>not run entirely smooth, for before half the downward
+journey was accomplished the foremost member was
+observed suddenly to propel himself wildly into the
+air, performing a remarkable antic—similar to those
+known of street Arabs as cart-wheels—and the remainder
+of the journey to the foot of the slope was
+performed with about the grace of a floating log
+descending a mountain torrent. Nor was this all;
+the rearmost man, apparently also possessed by an
+identical frenzy, leaped forth into the air at precisely
+the same spot and in precisely the same manner.
+Had it not been that they were known to be highly
+skilful and adroit mountaineers the impression might
+have gained ground that the circumstances of this
+part of the descent were not wholly under their own
+control. Ever anxious to investigate the true cause
+of strange occurrences, to their credit be it said that
+when they had collected their wits and emptied their
+pockets of snow, they mounted up again to the scene
+of the disaster, and discovered the explanation in an
+entirely imaginary stone, which had, beyond doubt,
+tripped them up.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The mountaineers perform</note>
+
+<p>
+Somewhat crestfallen, the energetic pair rejoined
+the rest of the troupe and a search was instituted for
+the moralist. This worthy was discovered, astonishingly
+weary of body but surprisingly active of mind,
+wedged in a narrow rocky niche, so that he looked
+like the figure of a little <q>Joss</q> in the carved model
+<pb n='285'/><anchor id='Pg285'/>of a Japanese temple. It was found necessary to pull
+him vigorously by the legs, in order to straighten out
+those members sufficiently for him to progress upon
+them. However, he seemed to have more to say
+about the sunset than anybody else, and his description
+of the beauties thereof was so glowing and eloquent,
+that the idea crossed our minds that possibly
+some of the descriptions we had read in Alpine
+writings of similar scenes might be as authentic as
+that with which he favoured us. <q>A great point in
+the Alps,</q> remarked the moralist, after he had been
+securely fastened by a rope to a guide for fear we
+should lose him again, so that he looked like a
+dancing bear—<q>a great point in walking amongst the
+Alps is that we learn to use our eyes and look around
+us. I have observed that those who perambulate our
+native flagstones appear perpetually to be absorbed in
+the contemplation of what lies at their feet. Now
+here, stimulated by the beauties around, man holds,
+as he should do, his head erect, and steps out boldly.</q>
+At this point a little delay was occasioned owing to
+the abrupt disappearance of the speaker through a
+crust of snow. Some curious rumblings below our
+feet seemed to imply that he had descended to a considerable
+depth, and was in great personal discomfort.
+In the dim light we could scarcely see what had
+actually happened, but concluded to pull vigorously at
+the rope as the best means of getting our temporarily
+<pb n='286'/><anchor id='Pg286'/>absent friend out of his difficulties. This we succeeded
+in doing, and a strenuous haul on the cord
+was rewarded by the sudden appearance of two boots
+through the snow-crust at our feet—a phenomenon so
+unexpected that we relaxed our efforts, with the result
+that the boots immediately disappeared again. A
+second attempt was more successful; an arm and a
+leg this time came to the surface simultaneously, and
+the moralist was delivered from the snowy recesses
+broadside on. We rearranged his raiment, shook the
+snow out of the creases of his clothes, tied a bath
+towel round his head, which, for some obscure reason,
+he had brought with him—the towel, not his head—and
+harnessed him this time securely between two
+members of the party. Possibly from the effects of
+his misadventure, he remained silent for some time,
+or his flow of conversation may have been hindered
+by the fact that his supporters ran him violently down
+steep places whenever he showed symptoms of commencing
+a fresh dissertation. It was no easy task to
+find the little hut in the darkness, and it was not
+until after we had blundered about a good deal that
+we caught sight of the beacon light, consisting of a
+very cheap dip exhibited in the window, as a sign that
+entertainment for man and beast might be found
+within. The moralist, who was always to the fore
+when the subject of refreshment was mentioned, discovered
+a milking-stool, and drawing it in great
+<pb n='287'/><anchor id='Pg287'/>triumph to the best place in front of the stove, sat
+down on it, with the immediate result that he was
+precipitated backwards into the ash-pan. There we
+left him, as being a suitable place for repentance.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">A banquet at the chalet</note>
+
+<p>
+The rest of the party gathered for supper round
+the festive board, which was rather uncertain on its
+legs, and inclined to tip up. Owing to some miscarriage,
+the larder of the cabane was not well stocked,
+and all the entertainment that could be furnished
+consisted of one bent-up little sausage, exceeding
+black and dry, and a very large teapot. However,
+there was plenty of fresh milk provided after a short
+interval, though the latter article was not obtained
+without considerable difficulty, and remonstrances
+proceeding from an adjoining shed, probably due to
+somnolence on the part of the animal from which the
+supply was drawn. Presently a great commotion, as
+of numerous bodies rolling down a steep ladder, was
+heard, and there appeared at the door a large collection
+of small shock-headed children, who gaped at
+us in silent wonder. Anxious to ascertain the physical
+effects that might be induced by the consumption
+of the sausage, the moralist, who amongst his
+many talents had apparently a turn for experimental
+physiology, cut off a block and placed it in the open
+mouth of the eldest of the children. This unexpected
+favour led to the boy’s swallowing the morsel whole,
+and he shortly afterwards retired with a somewhat
+<pb n='288'/><anchor id='Pg288'/>pained expression of countenance; the other members
+of the family followed shortly after in tears, in consequence
+of the Italianised young lady, who possessed
+a strong fund of human sympathy and a love
+for the picturesque, having made an attempt to conciliate
+their good-will by patting their respective heads,
+and asking them their names in a conjectural <hi rend='italic'>patois</hi>.
+We were now ready to start again, and demanded
+of our hostess what there was to pay. This request
+led her to go to the foot of the ladder, which represented
+a staircase, and call out for the proprietor. A
+little black-headed man in response instantly precipitated
+himself down the steps, shot into the apartment,
+and, without any preliminary calculation, named the
+exact price. On receiving his money he scuttled away
+again like a frightened rabbit, brought the change,
+jerked it down on the table, and darted off again to
+his slumbers. The whole transaction occupied some
+five-and-twenty seconds.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Part of the programme consisted in descending
+back to Argentière by lantern-light, but the resources
+of the establishment could only produce one battered
+machine, and it was no easy task with this illumination
+to keep the members of the party from straying
+away from the narrow path. Indeed, several members
+did part from the rest, curiously enough in pairs;
+but before long we left the narrow defile, and as we
+passed from under the shelter of the slope on our
+<pb n='289'/><anchor id='Pg289'/>right, and could see across the Chamouni valley, we
+came suddenly in view of the great mass of the
+Aiguille Verte, so suddenly, indeed, that it made us
+start back for the moment; for, illumined by a grey
+ghostly light, the mountain seemed at first to hang right
+over us. There is, perhaps, no finer view of the Aiguille
+Verte to be obtained than from this point; certainly
+no finer effects of light and shade than were granted
+by the conditions under which we saw it, could have
+been devised to show the peak off to the best advantage.
+So long did we delay to dwell on the fairy-like
+scene, that the vacuous youth, accompanied by the
+young lady of varied accomplishments, caught us up
+and joined us quite suddenly, to their exceeding confusion.
+The youth, without being invited to do so,
+explained, blushing violently the while, that they had
+lost the path in the darkness, and had only been able
+to regain the track by lighting a series of lucifer
+matches—an entire fiction on his part, but condoned,
+as evincing more readiness of wit than we had previously
+given him credit for. We heard also that their
+way had been barred by a swamp and a mountain
+stream, which, like gossip, can have had no particular
+origin. The young lady, mindful of the absence of
+her preceptress and consequently heedless of grammar,
+described the situation neatly as being <q>awfully bogs.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The end of the journey</note>
+
+<p>
+If the expedition had shown us no more than this
+moonlight effect, the reward would have been ample.
+<pb n='290'/><anchor id='Pg290'/>In truth, from first to last the expedition was one
+which it would be hard to match for variety of interest
+in all the sub-Alpine district. At Argentière we rejoined
+the carriages, and found the horses just a
+little more inclined for exertion than they had been in
+the morning; their joy at going home seemed to be
+tempered by the fact that they recognised that they
+would inevitably be called upon to start from the
+same point at no very distant period; and that to
+return home was but to go back to the starting-point
+for further laborious excursions. But their equine
+tempers seemed thoroughly soured. The Italianised
+young lady was taken in charge by her elder
+sister, who had completed her education, and knew
+consequently the hollowness of the world and the
+folly of younger sisters’ flirtations, and securely
+lodged in the landau. The youth, after an ineffectual
+attempt to find a place in the same carriage, climbed
+to the box seat of the other vehicle, and relieved his
+feelings by cracking the driver’s whip with great
+dexterity; in fact, we discovered that this was one of
+his principal accomplishments. Not the least satisfactory
+part of the climb, in the estimation of some
+members of the party, was the fact that the moralist
+had lost his note-book during his imprisonment in the
+crevasse.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="9" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='291'/><anchor id='Pg291'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="IX. A fragment"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="IX. A fragment"/>
+<head>CHAPTER IX.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">A FRAGMENT</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+An unauthentic MS.—Solitude on the mountain: its advantages to
+the historian of the Alps—A rope walk—The crossing of the
+Schrund—A novel form of avalanche and an airy situation—A
+towering obstacle—The issue of the expedition in the balance—A
+very narrow escape—The final rush—Victory!—The perils of
+the descent—I plunge <hi rend='italic'>in medias res</hi>—A flying descent.
+</p></argument>
+
+<p>
+The following account is somewhat of a puzzle. It
+appears to contain certain facts of so startling a
+nature, that the ascent to which they refer must unquestionably
+have been of a very exciting character.
+The details are not so wholly unlike descriptions
+which have passed the searching discrimination of
+editors, in publications relating more or less to Alpine
+matters, as to warrant the assumption that they are
+fabrications. They do not appear, as far as the writer
+can ascertain, to have been seen in print hitherto;
+but as all Alpine writings relate but rigid matters of
+fact and actual occurrences, there seems no objection
+to publishing the manuscript, notwithstanding that its
+authorship is only conjectural. It is unfortunate that
+its fragmentary nature leaves one somewhat in doubt
+as to the actual peak to which the description refers.
+<pb n='292'/><anchor id='Pg292'/>It has been suggested by a plausible commentator,
+judging from internal evidence and the style of
+writing, that the manuscript of which the fragment
+consists formed part of an account originally intended
+for some work not published in this country, or even,
+possibly, was primarily designed to fill the columns of
+one of our own daily newspapers during the silly
+season.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">I rise equal to the occasion</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>... The day was cloudless, serene, and bright.
+Only in the immediate foreground did the heavy
+banks, betokening a <hi rend='italic'>tourmente</hi>, sweep around with
+relentless fury. Far above, the towering crags of the
+majestic peak pierced the sky. How to get there!
+And alone! The situation was sublime; yet more, it
+was fascinating; once again, it was enthralling. Far
+below lay the prostrate bodies of my companions,
+worn out, wearied, gorged with <hi rend='italic'>petit vin</hi> and sardines.
+A thought flashed across my mind. Why should I
+not scale alone these heights which had hitherto
+defied the most consummate <hi rend='italic'>intrépides</hi>? In a
+moment the resolution was taken. For me, for me
+alone, should the laurel wreaths be twined. For me
+should the booming cannon, charged with fifty
+centimes’ worth of uncertain powder, betoken victory.
+For me alone should the assortment of cheap flags
+which had done duty on many previous occasions of
+rejoicing, be dragged forth. What was the expense
+to a hero when the glow of so magnificent an
+achieve<pb n='293'/><anchor id='Pg293'/>ment should swell his heart and loosen his purse-strings?
+The account might reach a sum of two and a
+half, nay, even five francs; but what of that? I girded
+myself with the trusty rope, and, attaching one end
+lightly to a projecting crag twenty feet above, hauled
+myself in a moment on to the eminence. Involuntarily
+I shot a glance downwards. The scene
+was fearful—one to make the most resolute
+quail. But there was no time for thought, still
+less for accurate description. A fearfully steep
+couloir, flanked by two yawning bergschrunds,
+stretched away horizontally right and left. How to
+cross them! It was the work of a moment. Unfastening
+the knot in the rope above me, I threw
+myself, heart and soul, into the work. Where heart
+and soul are, there must, in the ante-mortem state, be
+the body also. This is logic. Thus I entered the
+chasm. Battling desperately with the huge icicles
+that threatened me at every step, I forced my way
+through the snow bridge and breathed again. The
+first schrund was accomplished. Next the rope was
+fastened to my trusty axe, and with an herculean
+effort I threw it far above me; fortunately it caught
+in a notch, and in a few seconds I had climbed, with
+the agility of a monkey, up the tightened cord.
+Goodness gracious! (<hi rend='italic'>sapristi!</hi>) what do I hear? A
+sudden roar below betokened an immediate danger.
+Horror! sweeping and roaring up the slope from the
+<pb n='294'/><anchor id='Pg294'/>glacier beneath, I beheld a huge avalanche. I will
+conceal nothing. I own that the appalling situation
+and its terribly dramatic nature forced me to ejaculate
+a cry. I do not claim originality for it. I said, <q>Oh!
+my mother!</q> (<hi rend='italic'>Oh! ma mère!</hi>) This relieved me.
+Now was the time indeed for coolness. Fortunate,
+most fortunate, that I was alone. Thrusting the
+spike of the axe into the solid rock face like the spear
+of Ithuriel, in the twinkling of an eye I had fastened
+one end of the rope to the projecting head of the axe,
+and the other to my waist, and launched myself over
+the ridge into space. Fortunate, most fortunate
+again, as in the hurry of the moment I had attached
+the rope below my own centre of gravity, that I was
+light-headed. Had this not been the case, assuredly
+I should have dangled feet uppermost over the abyss.
+Not a moment too soon. The avalanche dashed up the
+slope, grinding the axe to powder, but by good luck
+entangling the rope between the massive blocks and
+carrying it up, with myself attached, nearly 100
+metres—I should say 300 feet—above where I had
+previously stood. I had accomplished in a moment
+what might have cost hours of toil. Again it was
+sublime. The thought crossed my mind that the
+sublime often approaches the ridiculous. But the
+rocks, previously broken up, had been ground by the
+sweeping avalanche into a surface smooth as polished
+steel. How to descend these again! Banish the
+<pb n='295'/><anchor id='Pg295'/>thought! The mountain was not yet climbed.
+Upwards, past yawning séracs, towering bergschrunds,
+slippery crevasses, gaping arêtes, I made my way.
+For a few hundred feet I bounded upwards with great
+rapidity. Despite the rugged nature of the rocks
+everything went smoothly. Of a sudden a terrible
+obstacle was presented to my gaze. I felt that all
+my hopes seemingly were dashed. A stupendous
+cleft, riving the mountain’s side to an unfathomable
+depth, barred further progress. From top to
+bottom both sides of the chasm overhung; and far
+below, where they joined, the angle of meeting was
+so sharp that I felt that I must infallibly be
+wedged in without hope of extrication if I fell.
+For a few moments I hesitated, but only for a few.
+Close by was a tower of rock, smooth and vertical,
+some twelve feet high—the height of two men, in fact.
+No handhold save on the top. This was but a simple
+matter. Had any one else been with me, I should
+have stood on his shoulders; as it was I stood on my
+own head. Thus I climbed to the summit of the
+pointed obelisk of rock. Exactly opposite, on the
+farther side of the cleft, was a similar rock cone, but
+the distance was too great to spring across. I was in
+a dilemma—on one horn of it, in fact; how to get
+to the other! I adopted an ingenious plan. Taking
+my trusty axe, I placed the pointed end in a little
+notch in the rock, and then, with herculean strength,
+<pb n='296'/><anchor id='Pg296'/>bent the staff and wedged the head also into a notch.
+The trusty axe was now bent like a bow. Again I
+hesitated before trusting myself to the bow; in fact,
+it was long before I drew it. But a former experience
+stood me in good stead. Once before, driven by a
+less powerful impetus—merely that of a human leg—I
+had flown through a greater distance. I made up
+my mind, and, summoning all my fortitude, placed
+my back against the arc and, lightly touching one
+end, released the spring. Instantly I felt myself
+propelled straight into mid-air, and before I had time
+to realise the success of my scheme, was flung against
+the pinnacle on the opposite side and embraced it.
+What were my feelings on finding that this huge
+pinnacle had no more stability than a ninepin, and
+as my weight came on to it slowly heeled over! Nor
+was this all. Slowly, like the pendulum of a metronome,
+it rolled back again, and I found to my horror
+that I was clinging to the apex of the rock, and
+dangling right over the chasm! I cannot recall that
+in all my adventures I had ever been in a precisely
+similar situation. However, a hasty calculation satisfied
+me that the rocking crag must again right itself.
+As I expected, it did so, and as the pinnacle of rock
+swung back once more to the perpendicular I sprang
+from it with all my force. The impetus landed me safe,
+but the crag toppled over into the abyss. Here I noted
+an interesting scientific fact. Taking out my watch,
+<pb n='297'/><anchor id='Pg297'/>I was able to estimate, by the depth of the cleft, the
+height I had already climbed. <hi rend='italic'>The boulder took a
+minute and a half in falling before it reached anywhere.</hi>
+I own that the escape was a narrow one, and even my
+unblushing cheek paled a little at the thought of it.
+But I could not be far now, I hoped, from the summit;
+and, indeed, the condition of a dead bird which it so
+happened lay on the rocks—in a passive sense—convinced
+me that the summit of the lofty peak was
+close at hand. But few obstacles now remained.
+Another step or two revealed a glassy unbroken rock
+cone leading to the summit. It seemed impossible at
+first to surmount it, but my resources were not yet at
+an end. Dragging off my boots, I tore out with my
+teeth the long nails and drove them in one after
+another. By this means I ascended the first half of
+the final peak; but then the supply of nails was
+exhausted, and I felt that time would not permit me
+to draw out the lower nails and place them in succession
+above the others. Luckily I still carried with
+me a flask of the execrable <hi rend='italic'>petit vin</hi> supplied by Mons.
+—— of the inn below. I applied a little to the rock.
+The effect was magical. In a moment the hard face
+was softened to the consistence of cheese, and with
+my trusty axe I had no difficulty in scraping out
+small steps. The worst was now over. Just as the
+shades of night were gathering softly around, I
+stepped with the proud consciousness of victory on to
+<pb n='298'/><anchor id='Pg298'/>the very highest point. This indeed was sublime.
+The toil of years was accomplished; it seemed almost
+a dream. Nerved to frenzy, with a mighty sweep of
+the axe I struck off a huge block from the summit to
+carry away as a token of conquest, and planting the
+weapon in the hole, tore off garment after garment to
+make a suitable flag; only did I desist on reflecting
+that it would become barely possible for me to descend
+if I acted thus. Intoxicated with victory, I shouted
+and sang for a while, and then turned to the descent.
+The night was fast closing in, but this mattered not,
+for I made light of all the obstacles, and they were so
+numerous that I succeeded perfectly by this means in
+seeing my way. Faster and faster I sped along,
+descending with ease over the blocks and fragments of
+the morning’s avalanche. Now and again the descent
+was assisted by fastening the rope securely to projecting
+crags, and then allowing myself to slide down to
+its full length. Then I went up again, untied the rope,
+fastened it anew below, and repeated the manœuvre.
+Thus at midnight I reached the edge of the cliff, at
+the foot of which my companions had been left in the
+morning. I feared they might be anxious for my
+safety, the more especially that I had not yet paid
+them for their services. Peering over the edge of the
+vertical precipice into the murky darkness, I called
+out. There was no response. Then I said <q>Pst,</q> and
+tapped the glassy slope with my pocket knife. Even
+<pb n='299'/><anchor id='Pg299'/>this plan failed to attract their attention. I shouted
+with still more force. Finally, standing up on the
+edge of the cliff, I sent forth a shout so terribly loud
+that it must have waked even a sleeping adder. A
+fatal error! for the reverberation of my voice was
+echoed back with such fearful force from a neighbouring
+crag that the shock struck me backwards, and in
+a moment I was flying through mid-air—to annihilation.</q>
+</p>
+
+<milestone unit="tb" rend="stars: 6"/>
+
+<p>
+<q>There is a blank in this narrative which I can
+never fill up. This only do I know; that when I
+came again to my senses, I was warmly ensconced in
+a blanket, whilst my companions stood around in a
+circle shivering, as they gazed at me with amazement.
+Their account, which I can scarcely credit, was that
+as they were engaged in stretching out and shaking a
+blanket preparatory to spreading their bed for the
+night, an apparently heaven-sent form had descended
+from above into the very middle of it; the shock tore
+the blanket from their grasp, and in a twinkling I lay
+wrapt up safe and comfortable at their feet.</q>
+</p>
+<note place="margin">A highly coloured account</note>
+<p>
+Such is the fragment. It has been thought better
+to present it as far as possible in its original form,
+and without any editing. That the account is a little
+highly coloured perhaps in parts may be allowed, but
+some licence may legitimately be accorded to an
+author who is no empty dreamer, but has evidently
+experienced some rather exciting episodes.
+</p>
+
+</div><div type="chapter" n="10" rend="page-break-before: always">
+<pb n='300'/><anchor id='Pg300'/>
+<index index="toc" level1="X. The future of mountaineering"/>
+ <index index="pdf" level1="X. The future of mountaineering"/>
+<head>CHAPTER X.</head>
+
+<head type="sub">THE FUTURE OF MOUNTAINEERING</head>
+
+<argument><p>
+Mountaineers and their critics—The early days of the Alpine Club—The
+founders of mountaineering—The growth of the amusement—Novelty
+and exploration—The formation of centres—Narrowing
+of the field of mountaineering—The upward limit of
+mountaineering—De Saussure’s experience—Modern development
+of climbing—Mr. Whymper’s experience—Mr. Graham’s
+experience—The ascent of great heights—Mr. Grove’s views—Messrs.
+Coxwell and Glaisher’s balloon experiences—Reasons
+for dissenting from Mr. Glaisher’s views—The possibility of
+ascending Mount Everest—Physiological aspect of the question—Acclimatisation
+to great heights—The direction in which
+mountaineering should be developed—The results that may be
+obtained—Chamouni a century hence—A Rip van Winkle in
+the Pennine Alps—The dangers of mountaineering—Conclusion.
+</p></argument>
+<note place="margin">The critics</note>
+<p>
+From time to time, when some accident has happened
+in the Alps, the press and the public have been
+pleased to take such unfortunate occurrence as a text,
+and to preach serious sermons to mountaineers. We
+have been called hard names in our time; we have
+been accused of fostering an amusement of no earthly-practical
+good, and one which has led to <q>miserable</q>
+waste of valuable life. Gentle expressions of animadversion,
+such as <q>criminal folly,</q> <q>reckless venture,
+which has no better purpose than the gratification
+of a caprice or the indulgence of a small ambition,</q> <q>a
+<pb n='301'/><anchor id='Pg301'/>subject of humiliating interest,</q> and the like, have
+at times been freely used. But it is well known to
+authors and to dramatists that criticisms of a nature
+known as <q>smashing</q> are not, on the whole, always
+to be deplored, and are occasionally the best to enhance
+the success of the work. The novel or play, however
+unreservedly condemned by the reviewer, has got
+some chance of living if it be hinted that some of the
+situations in it are a little <hi rend='italic'>risquées</hi>; and to a great
+many the idea seems constantly present that mountaineering
+owes its principal attraction to the element
+of risk inseparable from its pursuit. As an
+absolute matter of fact such is not the case. Apart
+from this, however, mountaineers may be thankful
+that the critics in question have, when they noticed
+our doings at all, condemned us very heartily indeed,
+and thundered forth their own strictures on
+our folly in sonorous terms; in fact, attacks of this
+nature have by no means impaired the vitality of
+such associations as Alpine clubs, but rather, like
+attacks of distemper in dogs, have increased their
+value.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It would be easy enough, from the mountaineer’s
+point of view, and in a work which, at
+the best, can interest only those who have some
+sympathy with climbing as a pure pastime, to pass
+over these hard words, and to reckon them as merely
+the vapourings of envious mortals not initiated into
+<pb n='302'/><anchor id='Pg302'/>the mysteries of the mountaineering craft; but such
+criticisms may lead or perhaps reflect public opinion,
+and are not, therefore, to be treated lightly. It might
+be held that for any notice to be taken at all is complimentary,
+and we might seek shelter in the epigrammatic
+saying that he who has no enemies has no
+character; that though hope may spring eternal in
+the human breast, jealousy is a trait still more constantly
+found. But this line of argument is not one
+to be adopted. The <hi rend='italic'>tu quoque</hi> style of defence is not
+one well calculated to gain a verdict. No doubt the
+question has been treated often enough before, and
+in discussing it the writer may seem but to be doing
+what nowadays the climber is forced to do in the Alps—namely,
+wander again, perhaps ramble, over ground
+that has been well trodden many times before. But the
+conditions have changed greatly since mountaineering
+first became a popular pastime, and since the first editions
+of <q>Peaks, Passes, and Glaciers</q> were rapidly sold
+out. It is, the writer fears, only too true in these
+latter days that mountaineers may be classified as Past
+and Present. Whether a third class may be added of
+<q>the Future</q> is a question—to be answered, I hope,
+in the affirmative.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Growth of the amusement</note>
+
+<p>
+The Alpine Club was founded in 1857 by a few
+ardent devotees to what was then an entirely new
+form of pastime. The original members of that
+club could never have even dreamed of the wide
+<pb n='303'/><anchor id='Pg303'/>popularity mountaineering was destined to acquire,
+or the influence that the establishment of the Alpine
+Club was to have on it; and, like the fish in an
+aquarium, they can hardly have known what they
+were in for. In the present day there are Alpine
+clubs in almost every country in Europe, and in some
+countries there are several, numbering their members
+in some cases by thousands. Nor is it only on the
+continent of Europe that there are mountaineering
+clubs. Not that the writer ventures to assert that
+every member of this multitude is devoted to the high
+Alps, or that it is in the least degree essential to
+climb high and difficult mountains in order to learn
+the fascination of their natural beauties. It may be
+pointed out, however, that the <q>miserable waste of
+valuable life</q> is in the greatest part not on the great
+peaks and passes, but on little hills. Every year we
+read of accidents on mountains such as the Faulhorn,
+the Monte Salvatore in the Alps, or Snowdon, Helvellyn
+and the like in our own country. Possibly these
+disasters might never have taken place had the experience
+of mountaineering craft gained in high
+regions been properly appreciated and utilised. The
+good surgeon is he who, utilising all his own and all
+his predecessors’ experience, recognises, and makes
+provision against, all the risks that may conceivably
+be involved in the most trifling operation he may be
+called upon to perform; and holiday ramblers in our
+<pb n='304'/><anchor id='Pg304'/>own land and in sub-Alpine regions might, not without
+advantage, profit by the example.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Novelty and exploration</note>
+<p>
+Five-and-twenty years ago in Switzerland there
+were numberless heights untrodden, passes uncrossed,
+and regions unexplored. Then, moreover, there were
+comparatively but few to cross the passes or climb
+the mountains; but those few did mighty deeds.
+Peak after peak fell before them, while slowly but
+surely they opened up new regions and brought unexpected
+beauties to light. In those days climbing
+as an art was but in its infancy, restricted to a few
+amateurs specially qualified to pursue it, and to a very
+limited number of guides—merely those, in fact (not
+such a numerous class as people seem generally to
+imagine), who had made chamois-hunting one of the
+principal objects of their lives. Gradually the art
+became more developed, and with the increase of
+power thus acquired came increase of confidence. From
+the fact that the training in the mountaineering art
+was gradual, it was necessarily thorough—a fact that
+a good many climbers would do well to bear in mind
+in these latter days. Then, of course, the charm of
+novelty, so dear to the mountaineer, was seldom
+absent; he could strike out right or left and find
+virgin soil; but in quest of novelty search had to be
+made before long in remote regions. It followed
+that exploration was not limited, and the early
+pioneers of mountaineering could, and did learn more
+<pb n='305'/><anchor id='Pg305'/>of the geography and varied beauties of the Alps in
+a single season than their followers do, in the present
+day, in five or six.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After a while the fashion of mountaineering altered
+sensibly, and a strong conservatism sprang up.
+Certain districts became more and more frequented;
+certain peaks acquired special popularity, either because
+they were conveniently placed and ready of
+access; or because there was a certain touch of
+romance about them, as in the case of the Matterhorn;
+or because they had acquired the reputation
+of being difficult, and it was thought that a
+successful ascent would stamp the climber at once as
+a skilful person and a very daring creature. Thus
+places like Zermatt, Grindelwald, Chamouni, and the
+Æggischhorn became the great centres of mountaineering,
+and have remained so ever since. Independent
+exploration gradually gave way to the
+charm of meeting others bent on the same pursuit
+of climbing; but this feeling was not without its
+drawbacks, and tended to check what has been called
+cosmopolitanism in mountaineering. How few, even
+among those who visit the Alps regularly, know
+anything whatever of such large, important, and interesting
+districts as the Silvretta group, the Rheinwald
+group, or the Lepontine Alps! while districts
+like Zermatt are thronged and crowded, and the
+mountains absolutely done to death. Not that it
+<pb n='306'/><anchor id='Pg306'/>is hard to understand how this narrowing of the
+field of mountaineering has been brought about.
+There comes a time of life to most men when they
+find more pleasure in meeting old friends than in
+making new acquaintances; and the same feeling
+would appear to extend to the mountains.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It must be confessed here that the writer is disposed
+to look upon mountaineering in the Alps, in the
+sense in which it has hitherto been known, as a
+pastime that will before long become extinct. In
+some soils trees grow with extraordinary rapidity and
+vigour, but do not strike their roots very deep, and so
+are prone to early decay. Still, it does not follow
+that, even should these pessimist forebodings prove
+true, and climbing be relegated to the limbo of archaic
+pursuits, the Alps will not attract their thousands as
+they have done for many years. The dearth of
+novelty is sometimes held to be the principal cause
+that will eventually lead to the decay of mountaineering.
+There is a reasonable probability, however, to
+judge from the Registrar-General’s reports, that the
+world will still be peopled some time hence, and
+possibly a generation will then arise of mountaineering
+revivalists who, never having tasted the flavour
+of novelty in Alpine climbing, will not perceive that
+its absence is any loss. Yet in the Alps alone many
+seem to forget that, while they are exhausting in
+every detail a few spots, there are numerous and
+<pb n='307'/><anchor id='Pg307'/>varied expeditions of similar nature still to be accomplished,
+the scenes of which lie within a few hours of
+London. It is of course only to mountaineering as
+a semi-fashionable craze that these remarks apply.
+The knowledge of the art, acquired primarily in the
+Alps, which has led to the development of mountaineering
+as a science will not be wasted, and the
+training acquired in holiday expeditions, when amusement
+or the regaining of health was the principal
+object, can be turned to valuable practical account
+elsewhere. So shall there be a future for mountaineering.
+No doubt but few may be able to find the
+opportunity, unless indeed they make it somewhat of
+a profession, of exploring the great mountainous
+districts still almost untouched—such, for instance, as
+the Himalayas. But it is in some such direction as
+this that the force of the stream, somewhat tending
+to dry up in its original channel, will, it may be hoped,
+spread in the future.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The upward limit</note>
+
+<p>
+It has already been shown, by the results of many
+modern expeditions, that the old views that obtained
+with respect to the upward limit of mountaineering
+must, to say the least, be considerably modified.
+From early times the question of the effects of rarefied
+air in high regions on mountaineers has attracted
+attention. As a matter of fact the subject is still
+barely in its infancy. A few remarks on this point
+<pb n='308'/><anchor id='Pg308'/>may not perhaps be thought too technical, for they
+bear, I hope, on the mountaineering of the future.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+It is matter of notoriety that in these days travellers
+seem less subject to discomfort in the high Alps than
+in former times. De Saussure, for instance, in the
+account of his famous ascent of Mont Blanc in 1787,
+speaks a good deal of the difficulty of respiration. At
+his bivouac on the Plateau, at an elevation of 13,300
+feet, the effects of the rarefied air were much commented
+on; and these remarks are the more valuable,
+inasmuch as De Saussure was a man of science and
+a most acute observer; while his account, a thing
+too rare in these days, is characterised by extreme
+modesty of description. The frequency of the respirations,
+he observed, which ensued on any exertion
+caused great fatigue. Nowadays, however, pedestrians,
+often untrained, may be seen daily ascending
+at a very much faster pace than De Saussure seems
+to have gone, and yet the effects are scarcely felt.
+No one now expects much to suffer from this cause,
+and no one does. In recent times we hear accounts
+of ascents of mountains like Elbruz, 18,526 feet, by
+Mr. Grove and others; of Cotopaxi, 19,735 feet, and
+Chimborazo, 20,517<note place="foot">This is Mr. Edward Whymper’s measurement. Humboldt, as
+quoted by Mr. Whymper, gave 21,460 feet as the height. (<hi rend='italic'>Alpine
+Journal</hi>, vol. x. p. 442.)</note> feet, by Mr. Whymper; and the
+most recent, and by far the most remarkable, of
+<pb n='309'/><anchor id='Pg309'/>Kabru in the Himalayas, about 24,000 feet, by Mr.
+Graham. In all these expeditions the travellers
+spent nights in bivouacs far above the level of the
+Grand Plateau where De Saussure encamped. We
+cannot suppose that in the Caucasus, the Andes, or
+the Himalayas the air differs much from that of the
+Alps with regard to its rarefaction effects on travellers.
+In fact, the Alpine traveller would in this respect
+probably be much better off, for the general conditions
+surrounding him would be more like those to
+which he was accustomed. He would not have, for
+instance, to contend with the effects of changed or
+meagre diet or unaccustomed climate.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mr. Grove’s views</note>
+
+<p>
+Mr. F. C. Grove, a very high authority on such a
+point, in his description of the ascent of Elbruz, in
+the course of some remarks on the rarity of the air,
+states his belief that at some height or another, less than
+that of the loftiest mountain, there must be a limit at
+which no amount of training and good condition will
+enable a man to live; and he says, <q>It may be taken
+for granted that no human being could walk to the
+top of Mount Everest.</q><note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>The Frosty Caucasus</hi>, by F. C. Grove, p. 236.</note> This was written in 1875;
+but a great deal has happened since then, though the
+same opinion is still very generally entertained. But
+with this opinion I cannot coincide at all, for reasons
+that appear to me logically conclusive. In the first
+place, a party of three, composed of Mr. Graham,
+<pb n='310'/><anchor id='Pg310'/>Herr Emil Boss, and the Swiss guide Kauffman, have
+ascended more than 5,000 feet higher than the top of
+Elbruz, and none of the party experienced any serious
+effect, or, indeed, apparently any effect at all other
+than those naturally incidental to severe exertion. It
+must be admitted that one result of their expedition
+was to prove, tolerably conclusively, that Mount
+Everest is not the highest mountain in the world.
+Still, until it is officially deposed, it may be taken, for
+argument’s sake, as the ultimate point. Now, it
+would seem to be beyond doubt that a man, being
+transported to a height much greater than Mount
+Everest, can still live. In Messrs. Coxwell and
+Glaisher’s famous balloon ascent from Wolverhampton
+on September 5, 1862, described in <q>Travels
+in the Air,</q> it was computed that the travellers
+reached a height of nearly 37,000 feet,<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Travels in the Air</hi>, edited by James Glaisher, F.R.S., p. 57
+<anchor id="corr310"/><corr sic="2nd">(2nd</corr> ed.).</note> and this
+in less than an hour from the time of leaving the
+earth. Deduct 5,000 feet from this computation, to
+allow for possible error, and we still have a height left
+of 32,000 feet, an elevation, that is, very considerably
+greater than the summit of Mount Everest—possibly
+a greater elevation than the summit of any mountain.
+Life then, it is proved, can be sustained at such a height,
+and the point that remains for consideration is whether
+the necessary exertion of walking or climbing to the
+same height would render the actual ascent impossible.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='311'/><anchor id='Pg311'/>
+
+<note place="margin">Mr. Glaisher’s experiences</note>
+
+<p>
+Since the days of De Saussure some 8,000 feet
+have been added to the height to which the possibility
+of ascending has been proved. It seems to me
+unreasonable to assume that another 5,000 feet may
+not yet be added, and arbitrary to conclude that
+at some point higher than Kabru but lower than
+Mount Everest the limit of human endurance must
+necessarily be reached. Mr. Glaisher himself does
+not appear to think that, from his experience, any
+such ascent as that we have been considering would
+be possible for an Alpine traveller (<hi rend='italic'>op. cit.</hi> p. 21 and
+elsewhere). But, with every deference to so great an
+authority, a few considerations may be submitted
+which tend most seriously to invalidate his conclusions
+and opinions, and which may serve to show also that
+the effects of rarefied air probably differ more widely
+in the two cases of the aëronaut and the mountaineer
+than is generally supposed. Writing in 1871, Mr.
+Glaisher says,<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Op. cit.</hi> p. 9.</note> <q>At a height of three miles I never
+experienced any annoyance or discomfort; yet there
+is no ascent I think of Mont Blanc in which great
+inconvenience and severe <hi rend='italic'>pain</hi> have not been felt at a
+height of 13,000 feet; but then, as before remarked,
+this is an elevation attained only after two days of
+excessive toil.</q> Mr. Glaisher is here referring chiefly
+to Dr. Hamel’s ascent of Mont Blanc, and would
+seem apparently to be unaware that, long before he
+wrote, the ascent of Mont Blanc, from Chamouni and
+<pb n='312'/><anchor id='Pg312'/>back to the same place, had been accomplished within
+twenty-four hours. In 1873, if my memory serves
+me right, Mr. Passingham started from Chamouni,
+ascended the mountain, and returned to his hotel in
+a little less than twenty hours.<note place="foot">I understand that the expedition has since been accomplished
+in a much shorter time.</note> Compare such an
+ascent as this—not by any means an isolated
+instance—with De Saussure’s experience, and when
+we consider how remarkable has been the <anchor id="corr312"/><corr sic="developmen">development</corr>
+of mountaineering in this direction, we may surely hold
+that to fix at present any absolute limit is unduly
+arbitrary. Further, the ascents of Chimborazo and
+the other mountains named above have all been
+accomplished since Mr. Glaisher wrote. Mr. Glaisher
+states that the aëronaut may acclimatise himself to
+great heights by repeated ascents; but how much
+more may the mountaineer then hope to do so! The
+aëronaut necessarily makes ascents rapidly<note place="foot">In Messrs. Coxwell and Glaisher’s ascent from Wolverhampton
+the balloon when at the height of 29,000 feet was mounting at the
+rate of 1,000 feet a minute.</note> and at
+rare intervals. The mountaineer can acclimatise
+himself to high regions by a constant and <anchor id="corr312a"/><corr sic="gradua">gradual</corr>
+process, a method obviously better calculated to extend
+the limits of his endurance.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Of course I am only discussing the actual possibility,
+not entering into the question for a moment
+of whether it is worth while to do it. It may be that
+<pb n='313'/><anchor id='Pg313'/>to attempt an ascent of Mount Everest would prove
+almost as rash an undertaking as an endeavour to
+swim through the Niagara rapids—that is, if the
+mountaineering difficulties are so great as to make
+the two instances parallel. Two points have to be
+considered: one, that, granted the desirability of
+making such an ascent, we do not yet fully know the
+best manner of undertaking it; and another, that we
+are still very ignorant as to the physiological effects of
+rarefied air on the human frame.<note place="foot">I am aware of M. Paul Bert’s researches; but these questions
+are not to be settled in the laboratory.</note>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mountain acclimatisation</note>
+
+<p>
+With regard to the first point, we know indeed
+this much—that, granted good condition, a man can
+<q>acclimatise</q> himself to great heights, and when
+so acclimatised he can undergo much more exertion
+in very high regions with much less effect. The
+experience of Mr. Whymper in the Andes, and of
+Mr. Graham and others in the Himalayas, has shown
+this conclusively enough. Let a man sleep at a
+height, say, of 18,000 feet, and then ascend from that
+point another 3,000 or 4,000 feet; he may possibly
+feel the effects to be so great that an attempt to
+sleep again at the latter height would render him
+incapable of exertion the next day, as far as an
+ascent is concerned. Let him descend till he can
+bivouac, say at 20,000 feet, and then again try,
+starting afresh. After a while he would be able to
+<pb n='314'/><anchor id='Pg314'/>accomplish still more than at his first attempt; and so
+on, until he reached the summit. But even supposing
+that no amount of acclimatisation enables him
+to accomplish his end, he has other weapons in his
+armoury.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">Ascent of Mount Everest</note>
+<p>
+The second point mentioned above is that the
+physiological effects of rarefied air on the human
+economy are but little known; were these understood
+the resources of science might be called in to obviate
+them. It may be said that no amount of science will
+obviate the very simple fact that exertion causes
+fatigue, but the answer is that we have no real idea
+of all the causes which lead to this fatigue. This is
+not the place to speculate on a somewhat abstruse
+and unquestionably complicated physiological problem,
+but the direction in which the question may be
+approached from the scientific side is worthy of being
+pointed out. This much may be said, however, that
+when we talk of strong heart and strong lungs in
+connection with the question of the possibility of
+ascending on foot to the greatest altitudes, we are
+only, from the physiological point of view, taking into
+account one or two factors, and perhaps not the most
+important ones. The cavillers may be reminded
+that physiology is not and never will become a
+finite science. To my mind at least, as far as
+human endurance is concerned, it would be no more
+surprising to me to hear that a man had succeeded
+<pb n='315'/><anchor id='Pg315'/>in walking up Mount Everest than to know that a
+man can succeed in standing an arctic climate while
+on a sledging expedition. Objections like the difficulty
+of arranging for a supply of food, of expense, of risk,
+and so forth, are not taken into account—they are
+really beside the question: they have not proved insuperable
+obstacles in the case of arctic exploration;
+they will not prove insurmountable to the ambitious
+mountaineer we are contemplating. I do not for a
+moment say that it would be wise to ascend Mount
+Everest, but I believe most firmly that it is humanly
+possible to do so; and, further, I feel sure that, even
+in our own time, perhaps, the truth of these views will
+receive material corroboration. Mount Everest itself
+may offer insuperable mountaineering obstacles, but in
+the unknown, unseen district to the north there may
+be peaks of equal height presenting no more technical
+difficulties than Mont Blanc or Elbruz.
+</p>
+<note place="margin">The value of mountaineering</note>
+<p>
+From the purely athletic point of view, then, the
+mountaineering experience which has been gained
+almost exclusively in the Alps may, by a still further
+development in the future, enable the climber so to
+develop the art that he may reach the highest elevation
+on this world’s crust; and he may do this without
+running undue risk. <hi rend='italic'>Cui bono?</hi> it may be asked;
+and it is nearly as hard to answer the question as it
+is to explain to the supine and unaspiring person the
+good that may be expected to accrue to humanity by
+<pb n='316'/><anchor id='Pg316'/>reaching the North Pole; yet the latter project, albeit
+to some it seems like a struggle of man against physical
+forces which make or mar worlds, is one that is held
+to be right and proper to be followed. At the least
+an observer, even of limited powers, may reasonably
+be expected, supposing he accomplished such a feat
+as the ascent of Mount Everest, to bring back results
+of equal scientific value with the arctic traveller, while
+the purely geographical information he should gain
+would have fiftyfold greater practical value. The
+art and science of mountaineering has been learned
+and developed in the Alps, and the acquirement of
+this learning has been a pleasure to many. If the
+holiday nature of mountaineering should in the future
+be somewhat dropped, and if a few of those who
+follow should take up the more serious side, and make
+what has been a pastime into a profession (and why
+should not some do so? That which is worth doing
+at all is worth developing to the utmost possible limit),
+good will come, unless it be argued that there is no
+gain in extending geographical knowledge; and no
+advantage in rectifying surveys and rendering them as
+accurate as possible. As has been remarked by Mr.
+Douglas Freshfield, the advantage of including in
+survey parties, such as are still engaged on our Indian
+frontier, the services of some who have made mountaineering
+a branch to be learnt in their profession,
+would be very distinct. Work done in the Alps
+<pb n='317'/><anchor id='Pg317'/>would, in this direction, perhaps, bear the best fruit
+and reap the highest practical value which it might
+be hoped to attain. The value would be real. The
+search after truth, whether it be in the fields of
+natural science, of geography, or its to-be-adopted
+sister orography, can never fail to be right and good
+and beneficial. Enthusiasm all this! you say.
+Granted freely. Without some enthusiasm and
+energy the world would cease to turn, and the retarding
+section of mankind would be triumphant,
+save that they would be too languid to realise the
+victory of their principles.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+But still, if properly qualified men are to be forthcoming
+to meet such a want, which undoubtedly
+seems to exist, the old training-ground must not be
+deserted; the playground of Europe must be regarded
+in relation to serious work in the same light that the
+playing-fields of Eton were regarded by one who was
+somewhat of an authority. The Great Duke’s remark
+is too well known to need quotation. English folk
+may find it hard to hold their own against their
+near relations in athletic pursuits, such as cricket
+and sculling, but in mountaineering they undoubtedly
+lead, and will continue to do so. In one phase indeed
+of the pursuit their supremacy is menaced. In the
+matter of recognising the practical value to be obtained
+from mountaineering in surveying and the like, they are
+already behind other countries. The roll of honorary
+<pb n='318'/><anchor id='Pg318'/>members of the Alpine Club comprises a list of men,
+most of whom have utilised their mountaineering
+experience to good purpose in advancing scientific
+exploration. In this department it is to be hoped
+that we shall not suffer ourselves to be outstripped,
+nor allow a store of valuable and laboriously acquired
+experience to remain wasted. The threatening cloud
+may pass off; the future of Alpine mountaineering
+may not prove to be so gloomy as it sometimes seems
+to the writer in danger of gradually becoming. The
+depression is, possibly, only temporary, and a natural
+consequence of reaction; and the zigzagging line on
+the chart, though it may never perhaps rise again to
+the point it once marked, yet may keep well at the
+normal—better, perhaps, at such a level than at fever
+heat. The old cry that we know so well on the
+mountains, that meets always with a ready thrill
+of response, may acquire a wider significance, and
+men will be found to answer to the familiar call of
+<q>Vorwärts, immer vorwärts!</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+After all, a century hence the mountaineering
+centres of to-day will perhaps still attract as they do
+now. It may be possible to get to Chamouni without
+submitting to the elaborately devised discomfort of
+the present Channel passage, and without the terrors
+of asphyxiation in the carriages of the Chemin de Fer
+du Nord. Surely the charm of the mountains must
+always draw men to the Alps, even though the glaciers
+<pb n='319'/><anchor id='Pg319'/>may have shrunk up and sunk down, though places
+like Arolla and the Grimsel may have become thriving
+towns, or radical changes such as a drainage system
+at Chamouni have been instituted. If the glaciers do
+shrink, there will be all the more scope for the rock
+climber and the more opportunity of perfecting an art
+which has already been so much developed.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">An Alpine Rip van Winkle</note>
+
+<p>
+A Rip van Winkle of our day, waking up in that
+epoch of the future, would for certain find much that
+was unaltered. The same types of humanity would
+be around him. Conceive this somnolent hero of
+fiction, clad in a felt wideawake that had once been
+white, in knickerbockers and Norfolk jacket, of which
+the seams had at one time held together, supporting
+his bent frame and creaking joints on a staff with
+rusted spike and pick. He descends laboriously
+from a vehicle that had jolted impartially generations
+before him (for the carriages of the valley are as little
+liable to wear out, in the eyes of their proprietors, as
+the <q>wonderful one-hoss shay</q>). He finds himself
+on a summer evening by the Hôtel de Ville at
+Chamouni, and facing the newly erected Opera-house.
+He looks with wondering eyes around. A youth
+(great-great-great-great-grandson of Jacques Balmat)
+approaches and waits respectfully by his side, ready to
+furnish information.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Why these flags and these rejoicings?</q> the old
+man asks.
+</p>
+
+<pb n='320'/><anchor id='Pg320'/>
+
+<p>
+<q>To celebrate the tercentenary of the first ascent
+of Mont Blanc,</q> the boy answers.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+The veteran gazes around, shading his eyes with
+his shrivelled hand. The travellers come in. First
+a triumphal procession of successful and intrepid
+mountaineers. Banners wave, cannon go off—or
+more probably miss fire—bouquets are displayed,
+champagne and compliments are poured out; both
+the latter expressions of congratulation equally gassy,
+and both about equally genuine.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Who are these?</q> the old man inquires.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Do you not see the number on their banner?</q>
+answers the youth; <q>they are the heroes of the forty-fifth
+section of the tenth branch of the northern
+division of the Savoy Alpine Club.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Ah!</q> the old man murmurs to himself, with a
+sigh of recollection, <q>I can remember that they were
+numerous even in my day.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Then follows a sad-looking, dejected creature, stealing
+back to his hotel by byways, but with face bronzed
+from exposure on rocks, not scorched by sun-reflecting
+snow; his boots scored with multitudinous little cuts
+and scratches telling of difficult climbing; his hands
+as brown as his face; his finger-nails, it must be
+admitted, seriously impaired in their symmetry.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>And who is this? Has he been guilty of some
+crime?</q> the old man asks.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Not so,</q> the answer comes; <q>he has just
+com<pb n='321'/><anchor id='Pg321'/>pleted the thousandth ascent of the Aiguille...;
+he comes of a curious race which, history relates, at
+one time much frequented these districts; but that
+was a great while ago—long before the monarchy
+was re-established. You do well to look at him; that
+is the last of the climbing Englishmen. They always
+seem depressed when they have succeeded in achieving
+their ambition of the moment; it is a characteristic of
+their now almost extinct race.</q>
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Mountaineering in the future</note>
+
+<p>
+<q>And what about the perils of the expedition?</q>
+the old man asks, brightening up a little as if some
+old ideas had suddenly flashed across his mind. <q>I
+would fain know whether the journey is different now
+from what it was formerly; yet the heroes would mock
+me, perchance, if I were to interrogate them.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Not at all,</q> the youth replies. <q>There are but
+few of the first party who would not vouchsafe to give
+you a full account, and might even in their courtesy
+embellish the narrative with flowers of rhetoric. But
+it is unnecessary. They will print a detailed and full
+description of their exploits. It has all been said
+before, but so has everything else, I think.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>That is true,</q> the old man murmurs to himself; <q>it
+was even so in my time, and two hundred years before
+I lived a French writer commenced his book with the
+remark, <q><hi rend='italic'>Tout est dit.</hi></q> But what of the other, the
+dejected survivor? does he not too write?</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Yes, indeed, but not in the same strain; he will
+<pb n='322'/><anchor id='Pg322'/>but pour out a little gentle sarcasm and native spleen,
+in mild criticism of the fulsome periods he peruses in
+other tongues.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+<q>Ah me!</q> thinks the old man, <q>in one respect then
+I need not prove so much behind the time. If the
+memory of the Alpine literature of my day were still
+fresh, I could hold mine own with those I see around.</q>
+</p>
+
+<p>
+May I be permitted, in conclusion, to come back
+to our own day, and to say a very few words on the
+subject of mountaineering accidents? Most heartily
+would I concur with any one who raised the objection
+that such remarks are out of place in a chapter on
+the mountaineering of the future. But perhaps we
+have been looking too far ahead, and there may be a
+period to follow between this our time and the future
+to be hoped for.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Dangers of the Alps</note>
+
+<p>
+It has sometimes been stated and written that no
+one desires to remove from mountaineering all danger.
+The dangers of mountaineering have been divided by
+a well-known authority into real and imaginary. The
+supposed existence of the latter is, I grant, desirable,
+especially to the inexperienced climber; but I shall
+always contend that it ought to be the great object of
+every votary of the pursuit to minimise the former to
+the utmost of his ability. Now, it is only by true
+experience—that is, by learning gradually the art of
+mountaineering—that the climber will achieve this
+result. Few of those unacquainted with the subject
+<pb n='323'/><anchor id='Pg323'/>can have any idea of the extraordinary difference
+between the risk run on a difficult expedition (that is,
+on one where difficulties occur: the name of the peak
+or pass has little to do with the matter) by a practised
+mountaineer who has learned something of the art,
+and an inexperienced climber who has nothing but
+the best intentions to assist his steps. The man of
+experience bears always in mind the simple axioms
+and rules of his craft; if he does not he is a bad
+mountaineer. If the plain truth be told, accidents in
+the Alps have almost invariably, to whomsoever they
+befell, been due to breaking one or more of these
+same well-known rules, or, in other words, to bad
+mountaineering. That such is no more than a simple
+statement of fact a former president of the Alpine
+Club, Mr. C. E. Mathews, has abundantly proved.<note place="foot"><hi rend='italic'>Vide</hi> <hi rend="italic">Alpine Journal</hi>, vol. xi. p. 78. <q>The Alpine Obituary,</q>
+by C. E. Mathews.</note>
+Numbers of our countrymen, young and old, annually
+rush out to the Alps for the first time. Fired with
+ambition, or led on by the fascination of the pastime,
+with scarcely any preliminary training and no preliminary
+study of the subject, they at once begin to
+attack the more difficult peaks and passes. Success
+perhaps attends their efforts. Unfit, they go up a
+difficult mountain, trusting practically to the ability
+of the guides to do their employers’ share of the work
+as well as their own. They descend, and think to gauge
+<pb n='324'/><anchor id='Pg324'/>their skill by the name of the expedition undertaken.
+The state of the weather and of the mountain determine
+whether such a performance be an act of simple
+or of culpable folly. For such the imaginary dangers
+are the most formidable. If they had taken the
+trouble to begin at the beginning, to learn the difference
+between the stem and stern of a boat before
+attempting to navigate an ironclad, they would have
+recognised, and profited by, the true risks run. As
+it is, they are probably inflated with conceit at overcoming
+visionary difficulties. They may make, indeed,
+in this way what in Alpine slang is called a good
+<q>book;</q> but by far the greater number fail to perceive
+that there is anything to learn. It is a pastime—an
+amusement; they do not look beyond this.
+But these same climbers would admit that in other
+forms of sport, such as cricket or rowing, proficiency
+is not found in beginners. It is in the study and
+development of the amusement that the true and
+deeper pleasure is to be found. A tyro in cricket
+would make himself an object of ridicule in a high-class
+match; the novice in the art of rowing would
+be loth to display his feeble powers if thrust into a
+racing four with three tried oarsmen; and yet the
+embryo climber can see nothing absurd in attacking
+mountains of recognised difficulty. Inexperience in
+the former instances at least could cause no harm,
+while ignorance of the elementary principles of
+moun<pb n='325'/><anchor id='Pg325'/>taineering renders the climber a serious source of
+danger not only to himself but to others. There is
+no royal road to the acquirement of mountaineering
+knowledge. It is just as difficult to use the axe or
+alpenstock properly as the oar or the racquet; just
+as much patient, persevering practice is needed; but
+it is not on difficult expeditions that such inexperience
+can be best overcome.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">The real mountaineer</note>
+
+<p>
+A man of average activity could, probably, actually
+climb, without any particular experience, most of, or
+all, the more difficult rock peaks under good conditions
+of weather and the like. But how different from the
+really practical mountaineer, who strives to make an
+art of his pastime. Watch the latter. First and
+foremost, he knows when to turn back, and does not
+hesitate to act as his judgment directs. He bears in
+mind that there is pleasure to be obtained from
+mountaineering even though the programme may not
+be carried out in its entirety as planned, and realises
+to the full that
+</p>
+
+<lg>
+<l>’Tis better to have climbed and failed</l>
+<l>Than never to have climbed at all.</l>
+</lg>
+
+<p>
+His companions are always safe with him, his climbing
+unselfish; he never dislodges a loose stone—except
+purposely—either with hands, feet, or the loose
+rope; he is always as firm as circumstances will
+permit, prepared to withstand any sudden slip; he
+never puts forth more strength at each step than is
+<pb n='326'/><anchor id='Pg326'/>necessary, thus saving his powers, being always ready
+in an emergency, and never degenerating into that
+most dangerous of encumbrances, a tired member of
+a united party: not, of course, that the vast majority
+of amateurs can ever hope, with their imperfect
+practice, to attain to the level of even a second-rate
+guide; still, by bringing his intelligence to bear on
+this, as he does on any other amusement, the
+amateur can render himself something more than
+a thoroughly reliable companion on any justifiable
+expedition.
+</p>
+
+<note place="margin">Conclusion</note>
+
+<p>
+Let the spirit of competition lead young climbers
+to strive after excellence in this direction, rather than,
+as is too commonly the case, induce them to take
+<q>Times</q> as the criterion of mountaineering proficiency.
+There are instructors enough. Even from
+an inferior guide an infinite amount may be learnt;
+at the least such a one can recognise the real danger
+of the Alps, and in this respect possesses a faculty
+which is one of the chief the mountaineer has to
+acquire. Let the spirit in which the Alps are climbed
+be of some such nature as that I have attempted to
+indicate, and accidents such as those recorded in
+Mr. C. E. Mathews’ grim list will be of such rare
+occurrence that they will never be called up to discredit
+mountaineering. If, perchance, any words
+here written shall prompt in the future the climber
+to perfect his art more and more while frequenting
+<pb n='327'/><anchor id='Pg327'/>the old haunts, and to extend and utilise mountaineering
+still more, then at least the writer may feel, like
+the mountain when it had brought forth the ridiculous
+mouse, that his labour has not been wholly in vain.
+Yet more: his gloomy forebodings shall be falsified,
+and with respect to the future of mountaineering the
+outlook will be bright enough.
+</p>
+
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+SPOTTISWOODE AND CO., NEW-STREET SQUARE<lb/>
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+
+ <!--<p>The illustrations in the original volume were printed on separate, not paginated plates. In this electronic version
+they have been moved behind the paragraph in which the illustration was placed.
+The caption was printed on the reverse side of the plates;
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+ <p>The following changes have been made to the text:</p>
+ <list>
+ <item><ref target="corrix">page ix</ref>, page number <q>1</q> added</item>
+ <item><ref target="corrxiv">page xiv</ref>, page number <q>290</q> changed to <q>291</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr031">page 31</ref>, <q>gulley</q> changed to <q>gully</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr096">page 96</ref>, <q>sepulchra</q> changed to <q>sepulchral</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr113">page 113</ref>, <q>complicate</q> changed to <q>complicated</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr151">page 151</ref>, <q>thoughful</q> changed to <q>thoughtful</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr216">page 216</ref>, <q>menta</q> changed to <q>mental</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr255">page 255</ref>, <q>thier</q> changed to <q>their</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr269">page 269</ref>, <q>in roduction</q> changed to <q>introduction</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr310">page 310</ref>, parenthesis added before <q>2nd</q></item>
+ <item><ref target="corr312">page 312</ref>, <q>developmen</q> changed to <q>development</q>,
+ <q>gradua</q> changed to <q><ref target="corr312a">gradual</ref></q></item>
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+ <p>Variations in hyphenation (e.g. <q>bootlace</q>, <q>boot-lace</q>;
+ <q>doorpost</q>, <q>door-post</q>)
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