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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Goops and How to Be Them + +Author: Gelett Burgess + +Release Date: July 8, 2011 [EBook #36664] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM *** + + + + +Produced by David Edwards, David Garcia and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive) + + + + + + +</pre> + + +<div style="height: 6em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0001"><!--IMG--></a> +<a href="images/cover.jpg"><img src="images/cover-s.jpg" width="400" height="520" +alt="(front cover) + GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM + A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants + GELETT BURGESS" /></a> +</div> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagei" name="pagei"></a>[i]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<p class="center"> +<big>GOOPS</big> +<br /> +AND HOW TO BE THEM +</p> + +<div style="height: 2em;"><br /><br /></div> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pageii" name="pageii"></a>[ii]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> +<!--<p>[Blank Page]</p>--> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pageiii" name="pageiii"></a>[iii]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0001" id="h2H_4_0001"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="pageborder"> + +<h1> + <big>GOOPS</big><br /> AND HOW TO BE THEM +</h1> + +<p class="center"> +A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants<br /> +Inculcating many Juvenile Virtues<br /> +Both by Precept and Example<br /> +With Ninety Drawings +</p> + +<p class="center"> +<b><big> +By GELETT BURGESS +</big></b> +</p> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0002"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/title.png" width="500" height="245" +alt="(goops)" /> +</div> + +<div style="height: 2em;"><br /><br /></div> + +<p class="center"> +<span class="sc">New York</span><br /> +Frederick A. Stokes Company<br /> +Publishers +</p> + +</div> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pageiv" name="pageiv"></a>[iv]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 2em;"><br /><br /></div> + +<p class="center"> +<span class="sc">Copyright, 1900,<br /> + By Gelett Burgess</span> +</p> + +<div style="height: 2em;"><br /><br /></div> + +<p class="center"> +<small>TWENTY-THIRD PRINTING, MAY 9, 1935</small> +</p> + +<div style="height: 2em;"><br /><br /></div> + +<p class="center"> +<small> +<i>Printed in the United States of America</i> +</small> +</p> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagev" name="pagev"></a>[v]</span></p> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0003"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-02.png" width="300" height="300" +alt="To Agnes who is Not (always) a Goop!" /> +</div> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagevi" name="pagevi"></a>[vi]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> +<!--<p>[Blank Page]</p>--> + +<p style="display:none;"><span class="pagenum"><a id="pagevii" name="pagevii"></a>[vii]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0004"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-03.png" width="500" height="355" +alt="TABLE OF CONTENTS" /> +</div> + +<!-- +<h2> + TABLE OF CONTENTS +</h2> +--> + +<table style="width: 500px;" summary="Table of Contents"> +<tr><td> Introduction </td><td align="right"><i>Page</i> <a href="#page1">1</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Table Manners—I </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page3">3</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Table Manners—II</td><td align="right"> <a href="#page5">5</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Cleanliness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page7">7</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Neatness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page9">9</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Courtesy </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page11">11</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Generosity </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page13">13</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Consideration </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page15">15</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Miss Manners </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page17">17</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Borrowing </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page19">19</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Memory </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page21">21</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Books </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page23">23</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Honesty </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page25">25</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> "Why?" </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page27">27</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Bed-Time </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page29">29</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Modesty </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page31">31</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Disfiguration </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page33">33</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Bravery </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page35">35</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Tidiness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page37">37</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Patience </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page39">39</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Fortitude </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page41">41</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> George Adolphus </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page43">43</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Politeness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page45">45</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Gentleness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page47">47</a> </td></tr> + + +<tr><td> +<span class="pagenum" style="display:none;"><a id="pageviii" name="pageviii"></a>[viii]</span> + Hospitality </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page49">49</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Pets </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page51">51</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Remember </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page53">53</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Curiosity </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page55">55</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Willy </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page57">57</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Clothes </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page59">59</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Helpfulness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page61">61</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Quietness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page63">63</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Order </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page65">65</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Teasing </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page67">67</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Interruption </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page69">69</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Cry-Baby </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page71">71</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Caution </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page73">73</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Tardiness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page75">75</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Obedience </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page77">77</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Church Headaches </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page79">79</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Perseverance </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page81">81</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Doll-Time </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page83">83</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Combing and Curling </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page85">85</a> </td></tr> +<tr><td> Cheerfulness </td><td align="right"> <a href="#page87">87</a> </td></tr> +</table> + +<p class="center"> +<i>Of these Rhymes, ten first appeared in</i> "St. Nicholas," <i>and are here +reprinted by permission of the</i> Century Company. +</p> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page1" name="page1"></a>[1]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0002" id="h2H_4_0002"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 690px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-04.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:220px;"> + <i>INTRODUCTION</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px; padding-top:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Let me introduce a Race</p> +<p class="i2"> Void of Beauty and of Grace,</p> +<p class="i2"> Extraordinary Creatures</p> +<p class="i2"> With a Paucity of Features.</p> +<p class="i2"> Though their Forms are fashioned ill,</p> +<p class="i2"> They have Manners stranger still;</p> +<p class="i2"> For in Rudeness they're Precocious,</p> +<p class="i2"> They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious!</p> +<p class="i2"> Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright,</p> +<p class="i2"> Politeness from the Impolite.</p> +<p class="i2"> When you've finished with the Book,</p> +<p class="i2"> At your Conduct take a Look;</p> +<p class="i2"> Ask yourself, upon the Spot,</p> +<p class="i2"> <i>Are you Goop, or are you Not?</i></p> +<p class="i2"> For, although it's Fun to See them</p> +<p class="i2"> It is <span class="sc">Terrible</span> to Be them!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page2" name="page2"></a>[2]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0006"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-05.png" width="300" height="170" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page3" name="page3"></a>[3]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0003" id="h2H_4_0003"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 717px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-06.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:165px;"> + <i>TABLE MANNERS.—I.</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:60px; padding-top:75px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The Goops they lick their fingers,</p> +<p class="i4"> And the Goops they lick their knives;</p> +<p class="i2"> They spill their broth on the tablecloth—</p> +<p class="i4"> Oh, they lead disgusting lives!</p> +<p class="i2"> The Goops they talk while eating,</p> +<p class="i4"> And loud and fast they chew;</p> +<p class="i2"> And that is why I'm glad that I</p> +<p class="i4"> Am not a Goop—are you?</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page4" name="page4"></a>[4]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0009"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-07.png" width="300" height="285" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page5" name="page5"></a>[5]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0004" id="h2H_4_0004"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 716px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-08.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:200px;"> + <i>TABLE MANNERS.—II.</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The Goops are gluttonous and rude,</p> +<p class="i2"> They gug and gumble with their food;</p> +<p class="i2"> They throw their crumbs upon the floor,</p> +<p class="i2"> And at dessert they tease for more;</p> +<p class="i2"> They will not eat their soup and bread</p> +<p class="i2"> But like to gobble sweets, instead,</p> +<p class="i2"> And this is why I oft decline,</p> +<p class="i2"> When I am asked to stay and dine!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page6" name="page6"></a>[6]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0012"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-09.png" width="300" height="235" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page7" name="page7"></a>[7]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0005" id="h2H_4_0005"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0013"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-10a.png" width="500" height="300" +alt="Cleanliness (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>CLEANLINESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The Goops they are spotted on chin and on cheek,</p> +<p class="i4"> You could dig the dirt off with a trowel!</p> +<p class="i2"> But <i>you</i> wash your face twenty times every week,</p> +<p class="i4"> And you don't do it <i>all</i> with the towel!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The Goops are all dirty, and what do they do?</p> +<p class="i4"> They like to be dirty, and stay so.</p> +<p class="i2"> But if <i>you</i> were dirty, you'd wash, wouldn't you?</p> +<p class="i4"> If you needed a bath, you would say so!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0014"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-10b.png" width="500" height="125" +alt="Cleanliness (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page8" name="page8"></a>[8]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0015"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-11.png" width="300" height="510" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page9" name="page9"></a>[9]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0006" id="h2H_4_0006"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 714px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-12.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:40px; padding-left:200px"> + <i>NEATNESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:200px; padding-top:30px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Goops leave traces everywhere—</p> +<p class="i2"> Gum stuck underneath the chair,</p> +<p class="i2"> Muddy footprints in the hall,</p> +<p class="i2"> Show that Goops have been to call;</p> +<p class="i2"> Shoes and stockings on the floor</p> +<p class="i2"> Show where Goops have been before!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page10" name="page10"></a>[10]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0017"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-13.png" width="300" height="300" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page11" name="page11"></a>[11]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0007" id="h2H_4_0007"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 717px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-14.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:135px;"> + <i>COURTESY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px; padding-top:20px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> I wonder why it is polite</p> +<p class="i2"> In shaking hands, to give your <i>right</i>.</p> +<p class="i2"> I wonder why it is refined</p> +<p class="i2"> In passing one, to go <i>behind</i>.</p> +<p class="i2"> I wonder why it is well-bred,</p> +<p class="i2"> If you must sneeze, to turn your head.</p> +<p class="i2"> Perhaps the reason is because</p> +<p class="i2"> The Goops, they never have such laws!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page12" name="page12"></a>[12]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0019"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-15.png" width="300" height="250" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page13" name="page13"></a>[13]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0008" id="h2H_4_0008"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 455px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-16a.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:130px;"> + <i>GENEROSITY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:60px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you have candy, do you go</p> +<p class="i4"> And give your sister half?</p> +<p class="i2"> When little brother stubs his toe,</p> +<p class="i4"> Do you look on and laugh?</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> +<div class="page" +style="height: 255px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-16b.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:60px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The greediest Goop would give away</p> +<p class="i4"> The things he didn't need—</p> +<p class="i2"> To share the toys with which you play,</p> +<p class="i4"> That's generous, indeed!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page14" name="page14"></a>[14]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0023"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-17.png" width="300" height="200" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page15" name="page15"></a>[15]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0009" id="h2H_4_0009"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page"> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0024"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-18a.png" width="500" height="220" +alt="Consideration (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>CONSIDERATION</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:150px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you're old, and get to be</p> +<p class="i2"> Thirty-four or forty-three,</p> +<p class="i2"> Don't you hope that you will see</p> +<p class="i4"> Children all respect you?</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Will they, without being told,</p> +<p class="i2"> Wait on you, when you are old,</p> +<p class="i2"> Or be heedless, selfish, cold?</p> +<p class="i4"> I <i>hope</i> they'll not neglect you!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0025"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-18b.png" width="500" height="285" +alt="Consideration (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page16" name="page16"></a>[16]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0026"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-19.png" width="300" height="270" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page17" name="page17"></a>[17]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0010" id="h2H_4_0010"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 698px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-20.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="text-align:left; padding-top:120px; padding-left:30px;"> + <i>MISS<br /> MANNERS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-top:220px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="center"> No matter how you wish</p> +<p class="center"> For the last one on the dish,</p> +<p class="center"> Miss Manners has a right<br /> to it, not you;</p> +<p class="center"> And the largest one of all,</p> +<p class="center"> Or the nicest, big or small—</p> +<p class="center"> Well, I think you'd better<br /> leave her <i>that</i> one too!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page18" name="page18"></a>[18]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0028"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-21.png" width="300" height="300" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page19" name="page19"></a>[19]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0011" id="h2H_4_0011"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 721px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-22.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:280px; padding-left:75px;"> + <i>BORROWING</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:100px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Whose doll is that on the table?</p> +<p class="i4"> Whose book is that on the chair?</p> +<p class="i2"> The knife and the pencils and other utensils,</p> +<p class="i4"> Now how do they come to be there?</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Didn't you say they were borrowed?</p> +<p class="i4"> You'd better take back just a few!</p> +<p class="i2"> If <i>you</i> lent your playthings, I think you would say things</p> +<p class="i4"> If no one returned them to you!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page20" name="page20"></a>[20]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0030"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-23.png" width="300" height="255" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page21" name="page21"></a>[21]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0012" id="h2H_4_0012"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 725px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-24.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:160px;"> + <i>MEMORY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:40px; padding-top:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> My teacher taught me, yesterday,</p> +<p class="i2"> A very pretty piece to say;</p> +<p class="i2"> But when I try to think of it,</p> +<p class="i2"> I can't remember it a bit!</p> +<p class="i2"> My head's so full of toys and such,</p> +<p class="i2"> I can't remember very much!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> My teacher told me yesterday</p> +<p class="i2"> "<i>Work when you work; Play when you play!</i>"</p> +<p class="i2"> When I am playing with my toys</p> +<p class="i2"> I am the busiest of boys;</p> +<p class="i2"> But when I study or I work</p> +<p class="i2"> I'm 'fraid I <i>am</i> inclined to shirk!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page22" name="page22"></a>[22]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0033"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-25.png" width="300" height="200" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page23" name="page23"></a>[23]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0013" id="h2H_4_0013"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 701px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-26.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:190px;"> + <i>BOOKS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:70px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> I have a notion</p> +<p class="i4"> The Books on the shelves</p> +<p class="i2"> Are just as much persons</p> +<p class="i4"> As we are, ourselves.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you are older,</p> +<p class="i4"> You'll find this is true;</p> +<p class="i2"> You'd better be careful</p> +<p class="i4"> To make Books like you!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page24" name="page24"></a>[24]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0035"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-27.png" width="300" height="290" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page25" name="page25"></a>[25]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0014" id="h2H_4_0014"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0036"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-28a.png" width="500" height="200" +alt="Honesty (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>HONESTY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The boy who plays at marbles and doesn't try to cheat,</p> +<p class="i2"> Who always keeps his temper, no matter if he's beat,</p> +<p class="i2"> Is sure to be a favorite with all upon the street.</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The girl who counts her hundreds very fairly, when she's "it"</p> +<p class="i2"> Who doesn't peep or listen, nor turn around a bit,</p> +<p class="i2"> I'm sure she's not a Goop, in fact, she's quite the opposite!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0037"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-28b.png" width="500" height="295" +alt="Honesty (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page26" name="page26"></a>[26]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0038"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-29.png" width="200" height="255" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page27" name="page27"></a>[27]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0015" id="h2H_4_0015"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 704px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-30.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:190px;"> + "<i>WHY?</i>" +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px; padding-top:20px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Josephus never yet was heard</p> +<p class="i2"> To say but just one single word!</p> +<p class="i2"> When father said to go to bed,</p> +<p class="i2"> Then "<i>Why?</i>" was all Josephus said.</p> +<p class="i2"> When mother bade him stop his play,</p> +<p class="i2"> Then "<i>Why?</i>" Josephus used to say.</p> +<p class="i2"> He always made the same reply.</p> +<p class="i2"> 'Twas never anything but "WHY?"</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page28" name="page28"></a>[28]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0040"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-31.png" width="300" height="300" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page29" name="page29"></a>[29]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page"> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="h2H_4_0016" id="h2H_4_0016"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<a name="image-0041"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-32a.png" width="500" height="229" +alt="Bed-Time (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>BED-TIME</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The night is different from the day—</p> +<p class="i2"> It's darker in the night;</p> +<p class="i2"> How can you ever hope to play</p> +<p class="i2"> When it's no longer light?</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When bed-time comes, it's time for you</p> +<p class="i2"> To stop, for when you're yawning,</p> +<p class="i2"> You should be dreaming what you'll do</p> +<p class="i2"> When it's to-morrow morning.</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0042"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-32b.png" width="500" height="266" +alt="Bed-Time (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page30" name="page30"></a>[30]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0043"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-33.png" width="300" height="275" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page31" name="page31"></a>[31]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0017" id="h2H_4_0017"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 710px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-34.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:270px;"> + <i>MODESTY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The proper time for you to show</p> +<p class="i2"> Whatever little tricks you know</p> +<p class="i2"> Is when grown people ask you to;</p> +<p class="i2"> <i>Then</i> you may show what you can do!</p> +<p class="i2"> But sometimes mother's head will ache</p> +<p class="i2"> With all the jolly noise you make,</p> +<p class="i2"> And sometimes other people, too,</p> +<p class="i2"> Can't spend the time to play with you!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page32" name="page32"></a>[32]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0046"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-35.png" width="300" height="290" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page33" name="page33"></a>[33]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0018" id="h2H_4_0018"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 718px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-36.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:160px;"> + <i>DISFIGURATION</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-top:60px;"> +<div class="stanza" style="margin-left:10px; width:350px;"> +<p class="i6"> Have you ever seen the scrawls</p> +<p class="i6"> On the fences and the walls,</p> +<p class="i2"> All the horrid little pictures and the horrid little names?</p> +<p class="i6"> Don't you think it is a shame?</p> +<p class="i6"> Are the Goops the ones to blame?</p> +<p class="i2"> Did you ever catch them playing at their horrid little games?</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page34" name="page34"></a>[34]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0048"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-37.png" width="300" height="315" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page35" name="page35"></a>[35]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0019" id="h2H_4_0019"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 744px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-38.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:150px;"> + <i>BRAVERY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:80px; padding-top:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i6"> It's terrible brave</p> +<p class="i6"> To try to save</p> +<p class="i2"> A girl on a runaway horse;</p> +<p class="i2"> You could do that, of course!</p> +<p class="i6"> But think of trying</p> +<p class="i6"> To keep from crying,</p> +<p class="i2"> When you're hungry and tired and cross—</p> +<p class="i2"> You couldn't do <i>that</i>, of course!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page36" name="page36"></a>[36]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0050"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-39.png" width="300" height="260" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page37" name="page37"></a>[37]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0020" id="h2H_4_0020"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 722px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-40.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:30px; margin-left: -230px;"> + <i>TIDINESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left: -1px; margin-top: 50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Little scraps of paper,</p> +<p class="i4"> Little crumbs of food,</p> +<p class="i2"> Make a room untidy,</p> +<p class="i4"> Everywhere they're strewed.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Do you sharpen pencils,</p> +<p class="i4"> Ever, on the floor?</p> +<p class="i2"> What becomes of orange-peels</p> +<p class="i4"> And your apple-core?</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Can you blame your mother</p> +<p class="i4"> If she looks severe.</p> +<p class="i2"> When she says, "It looks to me</p> +<p class="i2"> As if the Goops were here"?</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page38" name="page38"></a>[38]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0052"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-41.png" width="300" height="290" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page39" name="page39"></a>[39]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0021" id="h2H_4_0021"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 716px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-42.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:125px;"> + <i>PATIENCE</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-top:25px; padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> The clock will go slow</p> +<p class="i2"> If you watch it, you know;</p> +<p class="i4"> You must work right along and forget it.</p> +<p class="i2"> So study your best</p> +<p class="i2"> Till it's time for a rest,</p> +<p class="i4"> The clock will go fast, if you let it!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page40" name="page40"></a>[40]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0055"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-43.png" width="300" height="240" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page41" name="page41"></a>[41]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0022" id="h2H_4_0022"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 717px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-44.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:260px;"> + <i>FORTITUDE</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:40px; padding-top:10px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you have been a naughty child,</p> +<p class="i4"> Or taken more than was your share,</p> +<p class="i2"> When you've been sulky, cross or wild,</p> +<p class="i4"> You must not say, "Oh, I don't care!"</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> But when you hate to see it rain,</p> +<p class="i4"> And when it's time to comb your hair,</p> +<p class="i2"> And when you have a little pain,</p> +<p class="i4"> <i>Then</i> you can say, "Oh, I don't care!"</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page42" name="page42"></a>[42]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0058"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-45.png" width="250" height="380" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page43" name="page43"></a>[43]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0023" id="h2H_4_0023"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 717px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-46.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:140px;"> + <i>GEORGE ADOLPHUS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Oh, think what George Adolphus did!</p> +<p class="i4"> The children point and stare.</p> +<p class="i2"> He went where mother had forbid,</p> +<p class="i4"> And said he "<i>didn't care!</i>"</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Oh, think what George Adolphus did!</p> +<p class="i4"> He made his mother cry!</p> +<p class="i2"> The children whoop "You are a Goop!</p> +<p class="i4"> Fie! George Adolphus, fie!"</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page44" name="page44"></a>[44]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0061"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-47.png" width="300" height="220" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page45" name="page45"></a>[45]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0024" id="h2H_4_0024"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 470px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-48a.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:135px;"> + <i>POLITENESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:40px; padding-top:10px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> I think it would be lots of fun</p> +<p class="i2"> To be polite to every one;</p> +<p class="i2"> A boy would doff his little hat,</p> +<p class="i2"> A girl would curtsey, just like that!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> +<div class="page" +style="height: 235px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-48b.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> And both would use such words as these:</p> +<p class="i2"> "<i>Excuse me, Sir</i>," and "<i>If you please</i>;"</p> +<p class="i2"> Not only just at home, you know,</p> +<p class="i2"> But everywhere that they should go.</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page46" name="page46"></a>[46]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0064"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-49.png" width="250" height="275" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page47" name="page47"></a>[47]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0025" id="h2H_4_0025"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 714px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-50.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:150px;"> + <i>GENTLENESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left:110px; margin-top:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you are playing with the girls,</p> +<p class="i2"> You must not pull their pretty curls;</p> +<p class="i2"> If you are gentle when you play,</p> +<p class="i2"> You will be glad of it some day.</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page48" name="page48"></a>[48]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0066"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-51.png" width="350" height="205" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page49" name="page49"></a>[49]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0026" id="h2H_4_0026"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0067"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-52a.png" width="500" height="165" +alt="Hospitality (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>HOSPITALITY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When a person visits you, remember he's your guest,</p> +<p class="i2"> Receive him very kindly, and be sure he has the best;</p> +<p class="i2"> Make him very comfortable and show him all your toys,</p> +<p class="i2"> And only play the games you're very sure that he enjoys.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you pay a visit, never grumble or complain,</p> +<p class="i2"> Try to be so affable they'll want you there again;</p> +<p class="i2"> Don't forget the older ones, your hostess least of all,</p> +<p class="i2"> When you're leaving tell her you have had a pleasant call!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0068"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-52b.png" width="500" height="290" +alt="Hospitality (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page50" name="page50"></a>[50]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0069"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-53.png" width="300" height="255" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page51" name="page51"></a>[51]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0027" id="h2H_4_0027"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 696px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-54.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:150px;"> + <i>PETS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:30px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Almost every Goop forgets</p> +<p class="i2"> When it's time to feed his pets,</p> +<p class="i4"> 'Cause his memory fails;</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza" style="padding-top:160px;"> +<p class="i4"> Listen to his wails!</p> +<p class="i2"> He is often scratched or bitten</p> +<p class="i2"> By the puppy or the kitten,</p> +<p class="i4"> 'Cause he pulls their tails!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page52" name="page52"></a>[52]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0071"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-55.png" width="350" height="280" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page53" name="page53"></a>[53]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0028" id="h2H_4_0028"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 720px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-56.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:180px;"> + <i>REMEMBER</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-top:10px; padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Remember not to suck your thumb;</p> +<p class="i4"> Remember not to slam the door;</p> +<p class="i2"> Remember when the callers come</p> +<p class="i4"> To take your toys from off the floor.</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page54" name="page54"></a>[54]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0073"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-57.png" width="350" height="325" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page55" name="page55"></a>[55]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0029" id="h2H_4_0029"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 714px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-58.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:330px;"> + <i>CURIOSITY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> I think that it would help you much</p> +<p class="i2"> If you'd remember <i>not to touch</i>.</p> +<p class="i2"> The Goops do this, and they do more,</p> +<p class="i2"> They peep and listen at the door!</p> +<p class="i2"> They open bottles of cologne,</p> +<p class="i2"> And feel of parcels not their own!</p> +<p class="i2"> But there are many stupid folks</p> +<p class="i2"> Who do not care for children's jokes.</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page56" name="page56"></a>[56]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0075"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-59.png" width="200" height="420" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page57" name="page57"></a>[57]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0030" id="h2H_4_0030"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 716px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-60.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-left:240px; padding-top:25px;"> + <i>WILLY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left: 250px; margin-top:50px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Willy broke the window-pane.</p> +<p class="i4"> Willy spilled the ink,</p> +<p class="i2"> Willy left the water-pipe</p> +<p class="i4"> Running in the sink!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Did his mother punish him?</p> +<p class="i4"> No! I'll tell you why.</p> +<p class="i2"> Willy, he owned up to it,</p> +<p class="i4"> And didn't tell a lie!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Willy told his mother</p> +<p class="i4"> Before she found it out</p> +<p class="i2"> <i>He</i> said: "I am so sorry!"</p> +<p class="i4"> <i>She</i> said "I have no doubt!"</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page58" name="page58"></a>[58]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0077"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-61.png" width="300" height="235" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page59" name="page59"></a>[59]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0031" id="h2H_4_0031"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0078"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-62a.png" width="500" height="200" +alt="Clothes (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>CLOTHES</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:80px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you are playing in the dirt,</p> +<p class="i2"> You should wear clothes you cannot hurt;</p> +<p class="i2"> It will not matter, when they're worn,</p> +<p class="i2"> If they are just a <i>little</i> torn.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> But when you're really nicely dressed,</p> +<p class="i2"> Be careful of your Sunday Best!</p> +<p class="i2"> You must not crawl upon your knees;</p> +<p class="i2"> Be careful of your elbows, please!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0079"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-62b.png" width="500" height="260" +alt="Clothes (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page60" name="page60"></a>[60]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0080"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-63.png" width="300" height="300" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page61" name="page61"></a>[61]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0032" id="h2H_4_0032"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 722px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-64.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:150px;"> + <i>HELPFULNESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left:90px; margin-top:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> I never knew a Goop to help his mother,</p> +<p class="i2"> I never knew a Goop to help his dad,</p> +<p class="i2"> And they never do a thing for one another;</p> +<p class="i2"> They are actually, absolutely bad!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter,</p> +<p class="i2"> Or to run upon an errand, <i>how</i> they act!</p> +<p class="i2"> But somehow I imagine you are better,</p> +<p class="i2"> And you <i>try</i> to go, and <i>cry</i> to go, in fact!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page62" name="page62"></a>[62]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0083"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-65.png" width="350" height="210" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page63" name="page63"></a>[63]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0033" id="h2H_4_0033"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<h2> + <i>QUIETNESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0084"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-66a.png" width="500" height="210" +alt="Quietness (top)" /> +</div> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:80px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Hush! for your father is reading.</p> +<p class="i2"> Hush! for your mother is ill.</p> +<p class="i4"> Hush! for the baby</p> +<p class="i4"> Is sleeping, and may be</p> +<p class="i2"> He'll catch a nice dream if you're still.</p> +<p class="i2"> Kiss me, and promise you will!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0085"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-66b.png" width="500" height="285" +alt="Quietness (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page64" name="page64"></a>[64]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0086"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-67.png" width="300" height="320" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page65" name="page65"></a>[65]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0034" id="h2H_4_0034"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 726px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-68.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:220px;"> + <i>ORDER</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p style="padding-left:130px;"> Make your soldiers march away,</p> +<p style="padding-left:125px;"> When you're finished with your play.</p> +<p style="padding-left:120px;"> Lead them to the barrack-box,</p> +<p style="padding-left:115px;"> Make them carry all your blocks.</p> +<p style="padding-left:110px;"> Teach your doll to go to bed,</p> +<p style="padding-left:105px;"> Not to lie about instead;</p> +<p style="padding-left:100px;"> Tell her she must clear away</p> +<p style="padding-left: 95px;"> Everything she's used to-day.</p> +<p style="padding-left: 90px;"> All your playthings and your toys</p> +<p style="padding-left: 85px;"> Must be trained like girls and boys!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page66" name="page66"></a>[66]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0088"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-69.png" width="300" height="350" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page67" name="page67"></a>[67]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0035" id="h2H_4_0035"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 712px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-70.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:190px;"> + <i>TEASING</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-top:10px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Tease to linger longer when your mother bids you go;</p> +<p class="i2"> Tease to have a penny when your father answers, "No!"</p> +<p class="i2"> Tease to have a story when your uncle doesn't please;</p> +<p class="i2"> That's the way to be a Goop—<i>tease, tease, tease!</i></p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Hint about the carriage when there's only room for three;</p> +<p class="i2"> Hint about the toys you like and every doll you see;</p> +<p class="i2"> Hint about the candy, say you're fond of peppermint;</p> +<p class="i2"> That's the way to be a Goop—<i>hint, hint, hint!</i></p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page68" name="page68"></a>[68]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0090"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-71.png" width="350" height="310" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page69" name="page69"></a>[69]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0036" id="h2H_4_0036"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0091"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-72a.png" width="500" height="280" +alt="Interruption (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>INTERRUPTION</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:20px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Don't interrupt your father when he's telling funny jokes;</p> +<p class="i2"> Don't interrupt your mother when she's entertaining folks;</p> +<p class="i2"> Don't interrupt the visitors when they have come to call,—</p> +<p class="i2"> In fact, it's generally wiser not to interrupt at all.</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0092"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-72b.png" width="500" height="300" +alt="Interruption (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page70" name="page70"></a>[70]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0093"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-73.png" width="350" height="190" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page71" name="page71"></a>[71]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0037" id="h2H_4_0037"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 706px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-74.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:160px;"> + <i>CRY-BABY</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-top:20px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="center"> I'm sure that I would rather die</p> +<p class="center"> Than have my playmates see me cry;</p> +<p class="center"> It twists your face</p> +<p class="center"> And knots your forehead,</p> +<p class="center"> And makes you look all cross and horrid;</p> +<p class="center"> And every one who sees you cries</p> +<p class="center"> "What <i>is</i> the matter with your eyes?"</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page72" name="page72"></a>[72]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0095"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-75.png" width="300" height="400" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page73" name="page73"></a>[73]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0038" id="h2H_4_0038"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 714px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-76.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:350px;"> + <i>CAUTION</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left:120px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When you travel in the street,</p> +<p class="i2"> Are you cautious and discreet?</p> +<p class="i2"> Do you look about for horses</p> +<p class="i2"> When your little brother crosses?</p> +<p class="i2"> Do you go the shortest way,</p> +<p class="i2"> Never stopping once to play?</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page74" name="page74"></a>[74]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0098"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-77.png" width="300" height="330" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page75" name="page75"></a>[75]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0099"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-78a.png" width="500" height="245" +alt="Tardiness (top)" /> +</div> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0039" id="h2H_4_0039"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<h2> + <i>TARDINESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-left:80px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Goodness gracious sakes alive!</p> +<p class="i2"> Mother said, "Come home at five!"</p> +<p class="i2"> Now the clock is striking six,</p> +<p class="i2"> I am in a norful fix!</p> +<p class="i2"> She will think I can't be trusted,</p> +<p class="i2"> And she'll say that she's disgusted!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0100"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-78b.png" width="500" height="255" +alt="Tardiness (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page76" name="page76"></a>[76]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0101"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-79.png" width="300" height="590" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page77" name="page77"></a>[77]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0040" id="h2H_4_0040"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 720px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-80.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="text-align:left; margin-top:30px;"> + <i>OBEDIENCE</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-top:260px; margin-right:10px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="right"> The Goops are very hard to kill,</p> +<p class="right"> So they hang out the Window-sill;</p> +<p class="right"> Down the Banisters they slide—</p> +<p class="right"> <i>I</i> could do it if I tried;</p> +<p class="right"> But when Mother tells me "don't,"</p> +<p class="right"> Then, of course I really won't!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page78" name="page78"></a>[78]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0103"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-81.png" width="350" height="200" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page79" name="page79"></a>[79]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0041" id="h2H_4_0041"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0104"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-82a.png" width="500" height="285" +alt="Church Headaches (top)" /> +</div> + +<h2> + <i>CHURCH HEADACHES</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left:160px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> When 'tis time to go to church</p> +<p class="i4"> Do you ever have a chill?</p> +<p class="i2"> When 'tis time to go to school,</p> +<p class="i4"> Do you fancy you are ill?</p> +<p class="i2"> Oh, be very cautious, please,</p> +<p class="i2"> I can tell by signs like these</p> +<p class="i2"> You have got the Goop Disease!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0105"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-82b.png" width="500" height="260" +alt="Church Headaches (bottom)" /> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page80" name="page80"></a>[80]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0106"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-83.png" width="300" height="340" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page81" name="page81"></a>[81]</span></p> + +<div class="page"> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0042" id="h2H_4_0042"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0107"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-84a.png" width="500" height="130" +alt="Perseverance (1)" /> +</div> + +<h2 style="margin-top:-30px;"> + <i>PERSEVERANCE</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Tony started bright and early, clearing up his room,</p> +<p class="i2"> Soon he found he had to stop and make a little broom;</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0108"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-84b.png" width="500" height="130" +alt="Perseverance (2)" /> +</div> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> So then he went into the yard to get a little stick,</p> +<p class="i2"> But the garden needed weeding, so he set about it, quick!</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0109"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-84c.png" width="500" height="130" +alt="Perseverance (3)" /> +</div> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Then he found his wagon he intended to repair,</p> +<p class="i2"> So he went into the cellar for the hammer that was there;</p> +</div> +</div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0110"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-84d.png" width="500" height="130" +alt="Perseverance (4)" /> +</div> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> He'd just begun to build a box, when it was time for dinner;</p> +<p class="i2"> And that's why Tony's father called his son a "<i>good beginner</i>."</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page82" name="page82"></a>[82]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0111"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-85.png" width="400" height="415" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page83" name="page83"></a>[83]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0043" id="h2H_4_0043"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 717px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-86.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:220px;"> + <i>DOLL-TIME</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="padding-top:10px; padding-left:80px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Spring's the time for marbles</p> +<p class="i4"> And Fall's the time for tops,</p> +<p class="i2"> But boys don't know, they only go</p> +<p class="i4"> By seeing them in shops!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> They like a sled in Winter,</p> +<p class="i4"> In Summer 'tis a kite;</p> +<p class="i2"> But dolls are found the whole year round</p> +<p class="i4"> And every day and night!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page84" name="page84"></a>[84]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0113"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-87.png" width="400" height="360" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page85" name="page85"></a>[85]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0044" id="h2H_4_0044"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 730px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-88.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:260px;"> + <i>COMBING & CURLING</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> <i>When your mother combs your hair,</i></p> +<p class="i4"> <i>Here's a rhyme for you to say:</i></p> +<p class="i2"> <i>If you try it, I declare,</i></p> +<p class="i4"> <i>It will take the snarls away!</i></p> +</div> +<div class="stanza" style="margin-left:50px; margin-top:10px;"> +<p class="i2"> In the ocean of my hair,</p> +<p class="i2"> Many little waves are there;</p> +<p class="i2"> Make the comb, a little boat,</p> +<p class="i2"> Over all the billows float;</p> +<p class="i2"> Sail the rough and tangled tide</p> +<p class="i2"> Till it's smooth on every side,</p> +<p class="i2"> Till, like other little girls,</p> +<p class="i2"> I've a sea of wavy curls!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page86" name="page86"></a>[86]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0116"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-89.png" width="300" height="175" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page87" name="page87"></a>[87]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"> +<a name="h2H_4_0045" id="h2H_4_0045"><!-- H2 anchor --></a> +<br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="page" +style="height: 704px; width: 500px; + background-image:url(images/i-90.png); background-repeat:no-repeat;"> + +<h2 style="padding-top:130px;"> + <i>CHEERFULNESS</i> +</h2> + +<div class="poem" style="margin-left:130px; margin-top:40px;"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p class="i2"> Now the book, is finished</p> +<p class="i6"> (It's too long by half,</p> +<p class="i6"> Mere didactic chaff),</p> +<p class="i2"> One more rule won't hurt you:</p> +<p class="i2"> When you practise Virtue,</p> +<p class="i6"> Do it with a laugh!</p> +</div> +</div> + +</div> + +<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="page88" name="page88"></a>[88]</span></p> + +<div style="height: 4em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + +<div class="figure"> +<a name="image-0118"><!--IMG--></a> +<img src="images/i-91.png" width="300" height="375" +alt="" /> +</div> + +<div style="height: 6em;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></div> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Goops and How to Be Them, by Gelett Burgess + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM *** + +***** This file should be named 36664-h.htm or 36664-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/6/6/6/36664/ + +Produced by David Edwards, David Garcia and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive) + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Goops and How to Be Them + +Author: Gelett Burgess + +Release Date: July 8, 2011 [EBook #36664] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM *** + + + + +Produced by David Edwards, David Garcia and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive) + + + + + + +[Illustration: (front cover)] + + + + + + +GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM + + A Manual of Manners for Polite Infants + Inculcating many Juvenile Virtues + Both by Precept and Example + With Ninety Drawings + + +By GELETT BURGESS + +[Illustration] + + NEW YORK + Frederick A. Stokes Company + Publishers + + * * * * * + +COPYRIGHT, 1900, BY GELETT BURGESS + +TWENTY-THIRD PRINTING, MAY 9, 1935 + +_Printed in the United States of America_ + + * * * * * + +[Illustration: _To Agnes who is Not (always) a Goop!_] + +[Illustration: TABLE OF CONTENTS] + + + + +TABLE OF CONTENTS + + + Introduction _Page_ 1 + Table Manners--I 3 + Table Manners--II 5 + Cleanliness 7 + Neatness 9 + Courtesy 11 + Generosity 13 + Consideration 15 + Miss Manners 17 + Borrowing 19 + Memory 21 + Books 23 + Honesty 25 + "Why?" 27 + Bed-Time 29 + Modesty 31 + Disfiguration 33 + Bravery 35 + Tidiness 37 + Patience 39 + Fortitude 41 + George Adolphus 43 + Politeness 45 + Gentleness 47 + Hospitality 49 + Pets 51 + Remember 53 + Curiosity 55 + Willy 57 + Clothes 59 + Helpfulness 61 + Quietness 63 + Order 65 + Teasing 67 + Interruption 69 + Cry-Baby 71 + Caution 73 + Tardiness 75 + Obedience 77 + Church Headaches 79 + Perseverance 81 + Doll-Time 83 + Combing and Curling 85 + Cheerfulness 87 + +_Of these Rhymes, ten first appeared in_ "St. Nicholas," _and are here +reprinted by permission of the_ Century Company. + + +[Illustration: Introduction] + + + + +_INTRODUCTION_ + + + Let me introduce a Race + Void of Beauty and of Grace, + Extraordinary Creatures + With a Paucity of Features. + Though their Forms are fashioned ill, + They have Manners stranger still; + For in Rudeness they're Precocious, + They're Atrocious, they're Ferocious! + Yet you'll learn, if you are Bright, + Politeness from the Impolite. + When you've finished with the Book, + At your Conduct take a Look; + Ask yourself, upon the Spot, + _Are you Goop, or are you Not?_ + For, although it's Fun to See them + It is TERRIBLE to Be them! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Table Manners.--I.] + + + + +_TABLE MANNERS.--I._ + + + The Goops they lick their fingers, + And the Goops they lick their knives; + They spill their broth on the tablecloth-- + Oh, they lead disgusting lives! + The Goops they talk while eating, + And loud and fast they chew; + And that is why I'm glad that I + Am not a Goop--are you? + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Table Manners.--II.] + + + + +_TABLE MANNERS.--II._ + + + The Goops are gluttonous and rude, + They gug and gumble with their food; + They throw their crumbs upon the floor, + And at dessert they tease for more; + They will not eat their soup and bread + But like to gobble sweets, instead, + And this is why I oft decline, + When I am asked to stay and dine! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Cleanliness (top)] + + + + +_CLEANLINESS_ + + + The Goops they are spotted on chin and on cheek, + You could dig the dirt off with a trowel! + But _you_ wash your face twenty times every week, + And you don't do it _all_ with the towel! + + The Goops are all dirty, and what do they do? + They like to be dirty, and stay so. + But if _you_ were dirty, you'd wash, wouldn't you? + If you needed a bath, you would say so! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Neatness] + + + + +_NEATNESS_ + + + Goops leave traces everywhere-- + Gum stuck underneath the chair, + Muddy footprints in the hall, + Show that Goops have been to call; + Shoes and stockings on the floor + Show where Goops have been before! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Courtesy] + + + + +_COURTESY_ + + + I wonder why it is polite + In shaking hands, to give your _right_. + I wonder why it is refined + In passing one, to go _behind_. + I wonder why it is well-bred, + If you must sneeze, to turn your head. + Perhaps the reason is because + The Goops, they never have such laws! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Generosity] + + + + +_GENEROSITY_ + + + When you have candy, do you go + And give your sister half? + When little brother stubs his toe, + Do you look on and laugh? + + The greediest Goop would give away + The things he didn't need-- + To share the toys with which you play, + That's generous, indeed! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Consideration] + + + + +_CONSIDERATION_ + + + When you're old, and get to be + Thirty-four or forty-three, + Don't you hope that you will see + Children all respect you? + + Will they, without being told, + Wait on you, when you are old, + Or be heedless, selfish, cold? + I _hope_ they'll not neglect you! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Miss Manners] + + + + +_MISS MANNERS_ + + + No matter how you wish + For the last one on the dish, + Miss Manners has a right to it, not you; + And the largest one of all, + Or the nicest, big or small-- + Well, I think you'd better leave her _that_ one too! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Borrowing] + + + + +_BORROWING_ + + + Whose doll is that on the table? + Whose book is that on the chair? + The knife and the pencils and other utensils, + Now how do they come to be there? + + Didn't you say they were borrowed? + You'd better take back just a few! + If _you_ lent your playthings, I think you would say things + If no one returned them to you! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Memory] + + + + +_MEMORY_ + + + My teacher taught me, yesterday, + A very pretty piece to say; + But when I try to think of it, + I can't remember it a bit! + My head's so full of toys and such, + I can't remember very much! + + My teacher told me yesterday + "_Work when you work; Play when you play!_" + When I am playing with my toys + I am the busiest of boys; + But when I study or I work + I'm 'fraid I _am_ inclined to shirk! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Books] + + + + +_BOOKS_ + + + I have a notion + The Books on the shelves + Are just as much persons + As we are, ourselves. + + When you are older, + You'll find this is true; + You'd better be careful + To make Books like you! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Honesty] + + + + +_HONESTY_ + + + The boy who plays at marbles and doesn't try to cheat, + Who always keeps his temper, no matter if he's beat, + Is sure to be a favorite with all upon the street. + + The girl who counts her hundreds very fairly, when she's "it" + Who doesn't peep or listen, nor turn around a bit, + I'm sure she's not a Goop, in fact, she's quite the opposite! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: "Why?"] + + + + +"_WHY?_" + + + Josephus never yet was heard + To say but just one single word! + When father said to go to bed, + Then "_Why?_" was all Josephus said. + When mother bade him stop his play, + Then "_Why?_" Josephus used to say. + He always made the same reply. + 'Twas never anything but "WHY?" + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Bed-Time] + + + + +_BED-TIME_ + + + The night is different from the day-- + It's darker in the night; + How can you ever hope to play + When it's no longer light? + + When bed-time comes, it's time for you + To stop, for when you're yawning, + You should be dreaming what you'll do + When it's to-morrow morning. + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Modesty] + + + + +_MODESTY_ + + + The proper time for you to show + Whatever little tricks you know + Is when grown people ask you to; + _Then_ you may show what you can do! + But sometimes mother's head will ache + With all the jolly noise you make, + And sometimes other people, too, + Can't spend the time to play with you! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Disfiguration] + + + + +_DISFIGURATION_ + + Have you ever seen the scrawls + On the fences and the walls, + All the horrid little pictures and the horrid little names? + Don't you think it is a shame? + Are the Goops the ones to blame? + Did you ever catch them playing at their horrid little games? + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Bravery] + + + + +_BRAVERY_ + + + It's terrible brave + To try to save + A girl on a runaway horse; + You could do that, of course! + But think of trying + To keep from crying, + When you're hungry and tired and cross-- + You couldn't do _that_, of course! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Tidiness] + + + + +_TIDINESS_ + + + Little scraps of paper, + Little crumbs of food, + Make a room untidy, + Everywhere they're strewed. + + Do you sharpen pencils, + Ever, on the floor? + What becomes of orange-peels + And your apple-core? + + Can you blame your mother + If she looks severe. + When she says, "It looks to me + As if the Goops were here"? + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Patience] + + + + +_PATIENCE_ + + + The clock will go slow + If you watch it, you know; + You must work right along and forget it. + So study your best + Till it's time for a rest, + The clock will go fast, if you let it! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Fortitude] + + + + +_FORTITUDE_ + + + When you have been a naughty child, + Or taken more than was your share, + When you've been sulky, cross or wild, + You must not say, "Oh, I don't care!" + + But when you hate to see it rain, + And when it's time to comb your hair, + And when you have a little pain, + _Then_ you can say, "Oh, I don't care!" + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: George Adolphus] + + + + +_GEORGE ADOLPHUS_ + + + Oh, think what George Adolphus did! + The children point and stare. + He went where mother had forbid, + And said he "_didn't care!_" + + Oh, think what George Adolphus did! + He made his mother cry! + The children whoop "You are a Goop! + Fie! George Adolphus, fie!" + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Politeness] + + + + +_POLITENESS_ + + + I think it would be lots of fun + To be polite to every one; + A boy would doff his little hat, + A girl would curtsey, just like that! + + And both would use such words as these: + "_Excuse me, Sir_," and "_If you please_;" + Not only just at home, you know, + But everywhere that they should go. + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Gentleness] + + + + +_GENTLENESS_ + + + When you are playing with the girls, + You must not pull their pretty curls; + If you are gentle when you play, + You will be glad of it some day. + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Hospitality] + + + + +_HOSPITALITY_ + + + When a person visits you, remember he's your guest, + Receive him very kindly, and be sure he has the best; + Make him very comfortable and show him all your toys, + And only play the games you're very sure that he enjoys. + + When you pay a visit, never grumble or complain, + Try to be so affable they'll want you there again; + Don't forget the older ones, your hostess least of all, + When you're leaving tell her you have had a pleasant call! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Pets] + + + + +_PETS_ + + + Almost every Goop forgets + When it's time to feed his pets, + 'Cause his memory fails; + + Listen to his wails! + He is often scratched or bitten + By the puppy or the kitten, + 'Cause he pulls their tails! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Remember] + + + + +_REMEMBER_ + + + Remember not to suck your thumb; + Remember not to slam the door; + Remember when the callers come + To take your toys from off the floor. + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Curiosity] + + + + +_CURIOSITY_ + + + I think that it would help you much + If you'd remember _not to touch_. + The Goops do this, and they do more, + They peep and listen at the door! + They open bottles of cologne, + And feel of parcels not their own! + But there are many stupid folks + Who do not care for children's jokes. + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Willy] + + + + +_WILLY_ + + + Willy broke the window-pane. + Willy spilled the ink, + Willy left the water-pipe + Running in the sink! + + Did his mother punish him? + No! I'll tell you why. + Willy, he owned up to it, + And didn't tell a lie! + + Willy told his mother + Before she found it out + _He_ said: "I am so sorry!" + _She_ said "I have no doubt!" + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Clothes] + + + + +_CLOTHES_ + + + When you are playing in the dirt, + You should wear clothes you cannot hurt; + It will not matter, when they're worn, + If they are just a _little_ torn. + + But when you're really nicely dressed, + Be careful of your Sunday Best! + You must not crawl upon your knees; + Be careful of your elbows, please! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Helpfulness] + + + + +_HELPFULNESS_ + + + I never knew a Goop to help his mother, + I never knew a Goop to help his dad, + And they never do a thing for one another; + They are actually, absolutely bad! + + If you ask a Goop to go and post a letter, + Or to run upon an errand, _how_ they act! + But somehow I imagine you are better, + And you _try_ to go, and _cry_ to go, in fact! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Quietness] + + + + +_QUIETNESS_ + + + Hush! for your father is reading. + Hush! for your mother is ill. + Hush! for the baby + Is sleeping, and may be + He'll catch a nice dream if you're still. + Kiss me, and promise you will! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Order] + + + + +_ORDER_ + + + Make your soldiers march away, + When you're finished with your play. + Lead them to the barrack-box, + Make them carry all your blocks. + Teach your doll to go to bed, + Not to lie about instead; + Tell her she must clear away + Everything she's used to-day. + All your playthings and your toys + Must be trained like girls and boys! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Teasing] + + + + + +_TEASING_ + + + Tease to linger longer when your mother bids you go; + Tease to have a penny when your father answers, "No!" + Tease to have a story when your uncle doesn't please; + That's the way to be a Goop--_tease, tease, tease!_ + + Hint about the carriage when there's only room for three; + Hint about the toys you like and every doll you see; + Hint about the candy, say you're fond of peppermint; + That's the way to be a Goop--_hint, hint, hint!_ + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Interruption] + + + + +_INTERRUPTION_ + + + Don't interrupt your father when he's telling funny jokes; + Don't interrupt your mother when she's entertaining folks; + Don't interrupt the visitors when they have come to call,-- + In fact, it's generally wiser not to interrupt at all. + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Cry-Baby] + + + + +_CRY-BABY_ + + + I'm sure that I would rather die + Than have my playmates see me cry; + It twists your face + And knots your forehead, + And makes you look all cross and horrid; + And every one who sees you cries + "What _is_ the matter with your eyes?" + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Caution] + + + + +_CAUTION_ + + + When you travel in the street, + Are you cautious and discreet? + Do you look about for horses + When your little brother crosses? + Do you go the shortest way, + Never stopping once to play? + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Tardiness] + + + + +_TARDINESS_ + + + Goodness gracious sakes alive! + Mother said, "Come home at five!" + Now the clock is striking six, + I am in a norful fix! + She will think I can't be trusted, + And she'll say that she's disgusted! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Obedience] + + + + +_OBEDIENCE_ + + + The Goops are very hard to kill, + So they hang out the Window-sill; + Down the Banisters they slide-- + _I_ could do it if I tried; + But when Mother tells me "don't," + Then, of course I really won't! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Church Headaches (top)] + + + + +_CHURCH HEADACHES_ + + + When 'tis time to go to church + Do you ever have a chill? + When 'tis time to go to school, + Do you fancy you are ill? + Oh, be very cautious, please, + I can tell by signs like these + You have got the Goop Disease! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Perseverance] + + + + +_PERSEVERANCE_ + + + Tony started bright and early, clearing up his room, + Soon he found he had to stop and make a little broom; + +[Illustration] + + So then he went into the yard to get a little stick, + But the garden needed weeding, so he set about it, quick! + +[Illustration] + + Then he found his wagon he intended to repair, + So he went into the cellar for the hammer that was there; + +[Illustration] + + He'd just begun to build a box, when it was time for dinner; + And that's why Tony's father called his son a "_good beginner_." + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Doll-Time] + + + + +_DOLL-TIME_ + + + Spring's the time for marbles + And Fall's the time for tops, + But boys don't know, they only go + By seeing them in shops! + + They like a sled in Winter, + In Summer 'tis a kite; + But dolls are found the whole year round + And every day and night! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Combing & Curling] + + + + +_COMBING & CURLING_ + + + _When your mother combs your hair,_ + _Here's a rhyme for you to say:_ + _If you try it, I declare,_ + _It will take the snarls away!_ + + In the ocean of my hair, + Many little waves are there; + Make the comb, a little boat, + Over all the billows float; + Sail the rough and tangled tide + Till it's smooth on every side, + Till, like other little girls, + I've a sea of wavy curls! + + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration: Cheerfulness] + + + + +_CHEERFULNESS_ + + + Now the book, is finished + (It's too long by half, + Mere didactic chaff), + One more rule won't hurt you: + When you practise Virtue, + Do it with a laugh! + + +[Illustration] + + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Goops and How to Be Them, by Gelett Burgess + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GOOPS AND HOW TO BE THEM *** + +***** This file should be named 36664.txt or 36664.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/3/6/6/6/36664/ + +Produced by David Edwards, David Garcia and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive) + + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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