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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Days and Nights in London, by J. Ewing Ritchie
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+Title: Days and Nights in London
+ or, Studies in Black and Gray
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+
+Author: J. Ewing Ritchie
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+Release Date: July 10, 2011 [eBook #36683]
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+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK DAYS AND NIGHTS IN LONDON***
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+
+Transcribed from the 1880 Tinsley Brothers edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
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+
+
+
+ DAYS AND NIGHTS
+ IN LONDON;
+
+
+ OR,
+
+ _STUDIES IN BLACK AND GRAY_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+ J. EWING RITCHIE,
+
+ AUTHOR OF
+ “THE NIGHT SIDE OF LONDON,” “RELIGIOUS LIFE OF LONDON,”
+ “BRITISH SENATORS,” ETC.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON:
+ TINSLEY BROTHERS, 8, CATHERINE ST., STRAND.
+ 1880.
+ [_All rights reserved_.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ CHARLES DICKENS AND EVANS,
+ CRYSTAL PALACE PRESS.
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE.
+
+
+London has vastly altered since the Author, some quarter of a century
+ago, described some of the scenes which occurred nightly in its midst of
+which respectable people were ignorant, which corrupted its young men and
+young women, and which rendered it a scandal and a horror to civilisation
+itself. The publication of his work, “The Night Side of London”—of which
+nearly eight thousand copies were sold—did something, by calling the
+attention of Members of Parliament and philanthropists to the subject, to
+improve the scenes and to abate the scandal. As a further contribution
+to the same subject, the present volume is published. Every Englishman
+must take an interest in London—a city which it has taken nearly two
+thousand years to build; whose sons, to enrich which, have sailed on
+every sea and fought or traded on every land; and which apparently, as
+the original home and centre of English-speaking people, must grow with
+the growth and strengthen with the strength of the world.
+
+WRENTHAM HOUSE, HENDON,
+ _February_, 1880.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+ PAGE
+ I. THE WORLD OF LONDON 1
+ II. THE AMUSEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE 24
+ III. OUR MUSIC-HALLS 39
+ IV. MORE ABOUT MUSIC-HALLS 54
+ V. SUNDAYS WITH THE PEOPLE 90
+ VI. THE LOW LODGING-HOUSE 117
+ VII. STUDIES AT THE BAR 155
+ VIII. IN AN OPIUM DEN 170
+ IX. LONDON’S EXCURSIONISTS 182
+ X. ON THE RIVER STEAMERS 196
+ XI. STREET SALESMEN 208
+ XII. CITY NUISANCES 225
+ XIII. OUT OF GAOL 261
+ XIV. IN A GIPSY CAMP 271
+ XV. THE STREET BOYS OF LONDON 280
+
+
+
+I.—THE WORLD OF LONDON.
+
+
+London, for a “village,” as old Cobbett used to call it, is a pretty
+large one; and, viewed from the lowest stand-point—that of the dull
+gospel according to Cocker—may well be described as truly wonderful. It
+eats a great deal of beef, and drinks a great deal of beer. You are
+staggered as you explore its warehouses. I stood in a granary the other
+day in which there were some eighty thousand sacks of wheat; and in the
+Bank of England I held in my hand, for a minute—all too brief—a million
+of pounds. It is difficult to realise what London is, and what it
+contains. Figures but little assist the reader.
+
+Perhaps you best realise what the city is as you come up the Thames as
+far as London Bridge. Perhaps another way is to stand on that same
+bridge and watch the eager hordes that cross of a morning and return at
+night, and then, great as that number is, to multiply it a hundredfold.
+A dozen miles off gardeners tell you that there are plants that suffer
+from London air and London fog. Indeed it is difficult to say where
+London begins and where it ends. If you go to Brighton, undoubtedly it
+is there in all its glory; when yachting far away in the western islands
+of Scotland and the Hebrides, the first signature I found in the
+strangers’ book at a favourite hotel was that of Smith, of London. There
+he was, as large as life, just as we see him any day in Cheapside. One
+bitter cold winter day I revisited, not exactly my childhood’s happy
+home, but a neighbouring sea port to which I was once much attached.
+“Oh,” said I to myself, as I rushed along in the train, “how glad people
+will be to see me; how bright will be the eyes into which I once loved to
+look, and how warm the clasp of the hand which once thrilled through all
+my being!” Alas! a generation had risen who knew not Joseph. I dined
+sadly and alone at the hotel, and after dinner made my way to the pier to
+mingle my melancholy with that of the melancholy ocean. The wind was
+high; the sand in clouds whirled madly along the deserted streets. At
+sea even nothing was to be seen; but at the far end of the pier, with his
+back turned to me, gazing over as if he wanted to make out the coast of
+Holland—some hundred and fifty miles opposite—was a short man, whom I
+knew at once from his apoplectic back—Brown, of Fleet Street—come there
+all the way from the congenial steak puddings and whisky toddy of The
+Cheshire Cheese for a little fresh air! I felt angry with Brown. I was
+ready almost to throw him over into the raging surf beneath, but I knew
+that was vain. There were “more to follow.” Nowadays London and London
+people are everywhere. What is London? It covers, says one, within a
+fifteen-miles’ radius of Charing Cross, so many hundred square miles. It
+numbers more than four million inhabitants. It comprises a hundred
+thousand foreigners from every quarter of the globe. It contains more
+Roman Catholics than there are in all Rome; more Jews than there are in
+all Palestine; and, I fear, more rogues than there are even in America.
+On a Sunday you will hear Welsh in one church, Dutch in another, the
+ancient dialect of St. Chrysostom in another; and on a Saturday you may
+plunge into low dancing-houses at the East-End which put to shame
+anything of the kind in Hamburg or Antwerp or Rotterdam. In many of the
+smoking-rooms bordering on Mark Lane and Cheapside you hear nothing but
+German. I know streets and squares inhabited by Dutch and German Jews,
+or dark-eyed Italians, or excitable Frenchmen, where
+
+ The tongue that Shakespeare spake
+
+is as little understood as Sanscrit itself. At any moment I like I can
+rush away from all European civilisation, and sit in a little room and
+smoke opium with the heathen Chinee—whose smile all the while is
+“childlike and bland”—as if I were thousands of miles away. On the other
+side of St. Paul’s I have supped with hundreds of thieves at a time, who
+carry on their work as if there was no such institution as that of the
+police; I have listened to the story of the crowded lodgers, and I can
+believe anything you like to tell me of the wealth, of the poverty, of
+the virtue, of the vice of London. People say the metropolis has seven
+thousand miles of streets. I have no doubt it has. People say it has on
+Sunday sixty miles of shops open, and they may be right; at least I have
+neither the time nor the inclination to test these figures. It also
+rejoices, I hear, in as many public-houses as, if set in a line, would
+reach from Charing Cross to Portsmouth. The people of London read or
+write in the course of a year as many as two hundred and forty millions
+of letters. All these letters are written, all these public-houses
+supported, all these streets lined with houses inhabited by men who more
+or less are connected with the city. It is there they live, if they
+sleep fifty miles away, and it is a hard life some of them have
+assuredly. A little while ago a poor woman was charged with pawning
+shirts entrusted to her to make by an East-End merchant clothier. The
+woman pleaded that her children were so hungry that she was tempted to
+pawn some of the work in the hope of being able to redeem it by the time
+the whole was completed. The work was machine-sewing. She hired the
+machine at half-a-crown a week, and was paid by the prosecutor a shilling
+a dozen for his shirts.
+
+“Nonsense,” said the magistrate; “that is only a penny each.”
+
+“And that is all it is, sir,” said the poor woman.
+
+“And you have to work a long day to make twelve. And is it really a
+fact,” said the magistrate, turning to the merchant clothier, “that this
+kind of work has fallen into such a deplorable condition that you can get
+it done at so poor a rate?”
+
+“Your worship,” was the reply, “if I wanted a hundred hands at the price
+I could get ’em by holding up my finger.”
+
+Nowhere does life run to such extremes;—nowhere is there such pauperism
+as in London; nowhere is there such wealth; nowhere does man lift a
+sublimer face to the stars; nowhere does he fall so low. In short,
+London may be described as “one of those things which no fellah can
+understand.”
+
+In beauty London now may almost vie with fair bewitching Paris. In all
+other respects it leaves it far behind. It is the brain of England, the
+seat of English rule, whence issue laws which are obeyed in four quarters
+of the globe, and the fountain of thought which agitates and rules the
+world. London is the head-quarters of commerce. Tyre and Sidon and
+Carthage, the republics of Italy, the great cities of the Hanseatic
+Confederation, Flemish Ghent or Bruges, or Antwerp or busy Amsterdam,
+never in their canals, and harbours, and rivers, sheltered such burdened
+argosies; in their streets never saw such wealthy merchants; in their
+warehouses never garnered up such stores of corn and wine and oil.
+London prices rule the globe, and are quoted on every exchange. It is a
+city of contrasts. It has its quarters where pale-eyed students live and
+move and have their being, and factories where the only thought is how
+best to drag out a dull mechanical life. It has its underground cells
+where misers hide their ill-gotten gains, and its abodes of fashion and
+dissipation where the thoughtless and the gay dance and drink and sing,
+as if time past taught them no lesson, and as if time to come could have
+no terrors for them. It is a city of saints and sinners, where God and
+Mammon have each their temples and their crowds of worshippers. Here lie
+in wait the traffickers in men’s bodies and souls; and here live those
+whose most anxious care is how best to assuage the pangs of poverty, how
+best to cure the delirium of disease, how most successfully to reclaim
+the fallen and the prodigal, how most assiduously to guard the young from
+the grasp of the destroyer—how, in the language of the poet, to “allure
+to brighter worlds and lead the way.” If there be a fire in Chicago, a
+famine in India, a tornado in the West Indies, a wail of distress from
+the North or the South, or the East or the West, London is the first city
+to send succour and relief.
+
+In speaking of London we sometimes mean Smaller London and sometimes
+Greater London. To avoid confusion we must clearly understand what is
+meant by each. Smaller London comprises 28 Superintendent Registrars’
+Districts, 20 of them being in Middlesex, 5 in Surrey, and 3 in Kent;
+viz. Kensington, Chelsea, St. George, Hanover Square, Westminster,
+Marylebone, Hampstead, Pancras, Islington, Hackney, St. Giles, Strand,
+Holborn, London City, Shoreditch, Bethnal Green, Whitechapel, St. George
+in the East, Stepney, Mile End and Poplar in Middlesex; St. Saviour,
+Southwark, St. Olave, Southwark, Lambeth, Wandsworth, and Camberwell in
+Surrey; and Greenwich, Lewisham, and Woolwich in Kent. It had an
+estimated population in the middle of 1878 of 3,577,304. Greater London
+comprises in addition to the above 14 Superintendent Registrars’
+Districts, 6 of them being in Middlesex, 4 in Surrey, 2 in Kent, and 2 in
+Essex; viz. Staines, Uxbridge, Brentford, Hendon, Barnet, and Edmonton in
+Middlesex; Epsom, Croydon, Kingston, and Richmond in Surrey; Bromley and
+Bexley in Kent; and West Ham and Romford in Essex. It comprises the
+whole of Middlesex, and such parishes of Surrey, Kent, Essex, and Herts
+as are within 12 miles of Charing Cross. These additional districts had
+an estimated population of 872,711 in the middle of the year 1878, so
+that Greater London has therefore at the present time a population of
+4,450,015. The population of the United Kingdom in the middle of 1878
+was estimated at 33,881,966. Greater London had therefore considerably
+more than an eighth of the population of Great Britain and Ireland, and
+more than a sixth of the population of England and Wales. This large
+population is constantly and rapidly increasing; the estimated increase
+in 1878 being 82,468. It is important to note that the increase is not
+equal in all parts. The population is decreasing within the City; within
+Smaller London it goes on increasing but at a decreasing rate, and in the
+outer ring the population increases steadily at an increasing rate. The
+population of the outer circle has increased more than 50 per cent. in
+the last ten years.
+
+Even in its narrowest definition—as the small plot of ground between
+Temple Bar and Aldgate pump—what a history London has! Of what scenes of
+glory and of shame it has been the theatre! What brave men and lovely
+women have played their part, heroic or the reverse, upon its stage!
+When the City’s greatest architect dug deep into the earth to build the
+foundations of his matchless cathedral, he laid bare the remains of
+nations and generations that one after another had held the City as its
+own. First he uncovered the graves of the early medieval Londoners; then
+he came to the remains of our Saxon forefathers, of Ethelbert and St.
+Augustine; next were found the remains of Romans and ancient Britons, and
+last of all were found the mouldering remains of those who knew not Cæsar
+and the city they call Rome. Again, the London of Victoria faintly
+resembles the London of Queen Anne, as faintly perhaps as does the
+Jerusalem of to-day represent the city in which our Saviour dwelt. No
+wonder that our old chroniclers romanced not a little, and that many of
+them did believe, as Geoffrey of Monmouth writes, that London was founded
+by Brute, a descendant of Eneas, eleven hundred years before Christ, and
+that he called it Troy Novant, whence came the name of the people to be
+called Trinobantes. Equally widespread and equally unfounded was the
+belief that from London were shipped away eleven thousand—some say
+seventy thousand—British virgins (as an admirer of the virtues of my
+countrywomen I stick to the highest figure)—whose bones may yet be seen
+in Cologne—to the British warriors compelled to settle in Armorica. What
+is clear, however, is that in London Diana had a temple, that the Saxons
+won the city from the Britons, that the Tower of London is one of the
+oldest buildings in Christendom, and that here Roman and Dane, and Saxon
+and Norman have all more or less left their mark. Our early monarchs
+trembled as they saw how the great city grew. When that slobbering James
+came to the throne—whom his courtiers denominated the British Solomon—of
+whom bishops and archbishops testified that his language was that of
+inspiration, he exclaimed, “England will shortly be London, and London
+England,” as he saw how people were adding house to house and street to
+street, and flocking to them from all parts of England and Scotland; yet
+the London of the Stuarts, neither in extent or magnificence or wealth,
+bore the faintest resemblance to the London of to-day.
+
+Londoners are well looked after in the matter of taxes. The ratable
+value of the metropolis, or rather the district of the Metropolitan
+Board, is £23,960,109. Last year it raised in this way £477,835. The
+School Board rate was something similar. Besides, there is a sewer rate
+of twopence in the pound; a paving, watering, etc. rate of probably
+ninepence; a lighting rate of threepence; then there are rates to pay
+interest on the debts of extinct paving trusts; a rate for baths and
+wash-houses, police rate and county rate, making a total of almost five
+shillings and sixpence in the pound on the value of a house. While it
+has an excess of beer-shops, gin-palaces, and music-halls, it has a great
+deficiency as regards church and chapel accommodation. In Inner London
+it is calculated 955,060 sittings are required. In Larger London the
+deficiency, it is estimated, is much more.
+
+The number of police, according to the last return, was 10,336 in the
+metropolis, showing an increase of 0.5 per cent. over last year; and in
+the City 798, being seven over the last returns. The metropolitan police
+are in the proportion of one for every 397 of the population of the
+metropolitan police district; the City police of one for every 93 of the
+population, as enumerated on the night of the census of 1871. The cost
+of the metropolitan police was £1,077,399, of which 39.9 per cent. was
+contributed from public revenue; the cost of the City police was £85,231,
+towards which no contribution was made. From the criminal returns it
+appears that for the metropolitan police district, with the City, the
+number of known thieves and depredators, receivers of stolen goods, and
+suspected persons, was 2,715, or one in 1,431 of the population, showing
+an increase of 3.9 per cent. on the returns of the previous year. The
+rule which has been followed now for 14 years, that persons known to have
+been living honestly for one year at least subsequently to their
+discharge after any conviction, should not be returned in the class of
+known thieves and depredators, has been adhered to. The return of houses
+of bad character in the metropolis, exclusive of those of ill-fame and of
+those returned to Parliament under the Contagious Act, is 215, of which
+66 are houses of receivers of stolen goods, showing a decrease of 22 in
+the year. The total number of cases tried at the Central Criminal Court
+was 10,151. From a classification of offences determined summarily we
+learn that there were 5,622 persons proceeded against in the City, of
+whom 1,093 were discharged, and the remainder convicted or otherwise
+dealt with. There were 191 offences against the Adulteration of Food Act
+in the metropolitan police district, 7 in the City; 5,874 against the
+Elementary Education Act, none in the City; 1,234 cases of cruelty to
+animals in the metropolitan district, 823 in the City; 33,520 persons
+were drunk and disorderly in the metropolitan district, 431 in the City,
+being an increase over the numbers for the last year of about 1,000 in
+the first instance, and 35 in the second.
+
+From the prison returns we gather that the total of commitments to
+Newgate for the year ended September 29th, 1877, was 1,394 males, and 218
+females, being in the case of the males a reasonable decrease from the
+last year’s numbers; to Holloway, 1,896 males, 281 females, the latter
+returns including 841 males and 45 females to the civil side for debt.
+Under the heading of expenses we have £127 19s. for new buildings,
+alterations, etc., in Newgate; and in Holloway, £199; ordinary repairs in
+Newgate came to £149 11s. 4d., rent, rates, taxes, etc., £121 7s.;
+Holloway repairs, £121 4s. 5d., rent and taxes, £74 2s. 11d., with
+various other charges, making a total of expenses at Newgate of £6,514
+5s. 3d.; Holloway, £10,314 9s. 9d. From the table of funds charged with
+prison expenses we learn that at Holloway the net profit of prisoners’
+labour was £2,038 1s. 9d. The county or liberty rates contributed £83
+16s. 8d. to Newgate; the City rate was £5,632 1s. 3d., the latter rate
+was, in respect to Holloway, £6,239 5s. The Treasury paid £347 0s. 9d.,
+proportion of the charge for convicted prisoners at Newgate, £1,438 17s.
+6d. for those at Holloway.
+
+The charitable contributions of England are to-day in excess of what the
+whole revenue of the British Crown was under the Stuarts, only two
+hundred years ago; over £600,000 per annum is derived from all such
+sources by the medical charities of London alone; more than 1,200,000
+persons, exclusive of paupers, are annually recipient of assistance from
+those medical charities.
+
+In other ways also is London truly wonderful. It seems as if the earth
+toiled and moiled to simply supply her wants. Sail up the Baltic and ask
+whither those vessels laden with tallow and corn and flax are steering,
+and the answer is, The Thames. Float down the Mediterranean, and the
+reply to the question would be still the same. Ascend the grand rivers
+of the New World, and the destination of the stores of beef and cheese
+and wheat is still the same. Canada supplies us with our deals; America
+with half our food; Australia with our wool; the Cape with our diamonds;
+the Brazils with coffee. Havannah sends her choice cigars, China her
+teas, Japan her lacquered and ingenious ware, Italy her silks; and from
+the vineyards of France, or the green hills that border the Rhine and the
+Moselle, we are supposed to draw our supplies of sparkling wine. Spain
+sends her sherry, Portugal her port. For us the spicy breezes blow soft
+on Ceylon’s isle, the turtle fattens languidly under burning suns, the
+whale wallows in the trough of frozen seas, the elephant feeds in African
+jungles, and the ostrich darts as an arrow across the plain. In the
+country village, in the busy mill, on sea or on land, it is the thought
+of London that fires the brain and fills the heart, and nerves the muscle
+and relieves the tedium of nightly or daily toil. As Cowper writes:
+
+ Where has commerce such a mart,
+ So rich, so thronged, so drained, and so supplied,
+ As London—opulent, enlarged, and still
+ Increasing London? Babylon of old
+ Not more the glory of the earth than she,
+ A more accomplished world’s chief glory now.
+
+It is not our province to speculate as to the future. There are men who
+tell us that Babylon is about to fall, and that it is time for the elect
+to be off. It may be so. Time, the destroyer, has seen many a noble
+city rise, and flourish, and pass away; but London, it must be admitted
+nevertheless, never more truly in any sense deserves the epitaph of
+“wonderful” than at the present time.
+
+
+
+
+II.—THE AMUSEMENTS OF THE PEOPLE.
+
+
+The Middlesex magistrates have shut up the Argyle Rooms. Mr. Bignell,
+who has found it worth his while to invest £80,000 in the place, it is to
+be presumed, is much annoyed, and has, in some respects, reason to be so.
+Year after year noble lords and Middlesex magistrates have visited the
+place, and have licensed it. Indeed, it had become one of the
+institutions of the country—one of the places which Bob Logic and
+Corinthian Tom (for such men still exist, though they go by other names)
+would be sure to visit, and such as they and the women who were
+_habitués_ will have to go elsewhere. It is said a great public scandal
+is removed, but the real scandal yet remains. It is a scandal that such
+a place ever flourished in the great metropolis of a land which professes
+Christianity—which pays clergymen and deans, and bishops and archbishops
+princely sums to extirpate that lust of the flesh and lust of the eye and
+pride of life, which found their lowest form of development in the Argyle
+Rooms. It was a scandal that men of position, who have been born in
+English homes and nursed by English mothers, and been consecrated
+Christians in baptism, and have been trained at English public schools
+and universities, and worshipped in English churches and cathedrals,
+should have helped to make the Argyle a flourishing institution. Mr.
+Bignell created no vice—he merely pandered to what was in existence. It
+was men of wealth and fashion who made the Argyle what it was. The
+Argyle closed, the vice remains the same, and it will avail little to
+make clean the outside of the whited sepulchre if within there be
+rottenness and dead men’s bones. Be that as it may, there are few people
+who will regret the defeat of Mr. Bignell and the closing of the Argyle.
+It was not an improving spectacle in an age that has sacrificed
+everything to worldly show, and that has come to regard brougham as the
+one thing needful—as the outward and visible sign of an inward and
+invisible grace—as a charter of respectability to everyone who rides in
+it, whether purchased by the chastity of woman or the honour of man—to
+see painted and bedizened females, most of them
+
+ Born in a garret, in a kitchen bred,
+
+driving up in broughams from St. John’s Wood or Chelsea or Belgravia,
+with their gallants, or “protectors,” to the well-known rendezvous, at a
+late hour, to leave a little later for the various oyster-rooms in the
+district, through a dense crowd of lookers-on, drunk or sober, poor or
+rich, old or young, as the case might be. In no other capital in Europe
+was such a sight to be seen. The lesson taught by such a spectacle was
+neither moral nor improving at first sight, and it was not well that a
+young, giddy girl, with good looks, and wishing, above all things, for
+fine dresses and gay society—sick at heart of her lowly home and the
+dreary drudgery of daily poverty—should there practically have learnt
+that if she could but make up her mind to give her virtue to the winds,
+there awaited her the companionship of men of birth and breeding and
+wealth, and the gaudy, if short-lived, pomps and splendours of successful
+vice. It is true that in the outside crowd there were, in rags and
+tatters, in degradation and filth, shivering with cold, pale with want,
+hideous with intemperance and disease, homeless and friendless and
+destitute, withered hags old before their time, whom the policeman shrank
+from touching as he bade them move on, who once were the admired of the
+Argyle, and the pets and _protégées_ of England’s gilded youth; and here
+and there in the crowd, with boots in holes and broken hat, and needy
+coat buttoned as far as possible to the chin to conceal the absence of a
+shirt, with hands thrust in empty pockets, sodden in face and feeble of
+limb, were men who had been hauled from the Argyle to Bow Street and the
+gaol. It is true thus side by side were the bane and the antidote; but
+when did youth, flushed with wine and pleasure, pause on the road to
+ruin? Young says:
+
+ All men think all men mortal but themselves,
+
+and in like manner each man or woman in the glow of youth feels confident
+that he or she can never fall, and thus rushes madly on, ignoring the
+eternal truth that there is a Nemesis ever tracking the steps of the
+wrongdoer, one from whose grasp we can never escape, that the pleasures
+of sin are but for a season, and that the wages of sin are death. By the
+beery dissipated crowd outside, I say, this obvious fact had been lost
+sight of. What they wanted to see was the women and the men as they
+turned out into the streets or drove away. Well, that sight exists no
+longer, and to a certain extent it is a gain. The Haymarket in these
+latter days was very different and a much more sober place than it was
+when the Marquis of Waterford played his drunken pranks at Bob Croft’s,
+or when the simple Windham was in the habit of spending his time and
+wasting his money and degrading an honoured name at such a place as
+Barns’s or The Blue Posts. Men not far advanced in life can remember the
+Piccadilly Saloon, with its flashy women and medical students and
+barristers from the Temple, and men about town and greenhorns from the
+country—who in the small hours turned out into the streets, shouting
+stentoriously, “We won’t go home till morning,” and putting their
+decision into execution by repairing to the wine and coffee rooms which
+lined both sides of the Haymarket and existed in all the adjacent
+streets. In some there was a piano, at which a shabby performer was
+hired to keep up the harmony of the evening and to give an appearance of
+hilarity to what was after all a very slow affair. In others the company
+were left to their own resources. At a certain hour the police
+inspector, with a couple of constables, would look in, and it was comic
+to see how unconscious he was apparently that every trace of intoxicating
+drink had been removed, as nothing remained on the tables but a few
+harmless cups of coffee. It was not till the industrious world had risen
+to the performance of its daily task that the rag-tag and bob-tail of the
+Haymarket retired to roost; and by the time that earls and holy bishops
+and godly clergy were ready to drive down the Haymarket to take part in
+meetings at Exeter Hall to send the Gospel to the heathen abroad, not a
+trace was left of the outrageous display the night before of the more
+fearful and sadder forms of heathenism at home. Undoubtedly the
+Haymarket thirty or forty years ago was an awful place; undoubtedly it
+will be a little quieter now that the Argyle Rooms are closed, and as the
+glory of Windmill-street has fled. Undoubtedly we have gained a great
+deal externally by magisterial action. Yet it is evident we need
+something more than magisterial sanction for the interference of the
+police. I am not partial to the men in blue. I doubt their efficacy as
+agents for moral reform or the introduction of the millennium. They can
+remove the symptoms, but they cannot touch the disease. It seems to me
+that they often interfere—especially in the case of poor women—when there
+is no occasion to do so; and no one, when it is requisite, can be more
+stolidly blind and deaf and dumb than your ordinary policeman. Police
+surveillance must mean more or less police bribery. It was once my fate
+to live in a country town and to belong to a library, which was also
+supported by the superintendent of police. On one occasion I had a book
+which had previously been in that gentleman’s hands. In opening it a
+letter fell out addressed to him. I did what I ought not to have done,
+but as it was wide open, I read it, as anyone would. It was from a
+publican in the town, begging the superintendent’s acceptance of a cask
+of cider. Of course, on the next licensing-day no complaint would be
+heard as to the character of that house. A journeyman engineer, in his
+“Habits and Customs of the Working Classes,” gives us similar testimony
+as he describes a drinking party during prohibited hours disturbed by the
+appearance of a policeman, but reassured when told by the landlord that
+he is one of “the right sort;” which means, continues the author, that
+“he is one of that tolerably numerous sort who, provided a publican
+‘tips’ them a ‘bob’ occasionally, and is liberal in the matter of drops
+of something short when they are on night duty, will not see any
+night-drinking that may be carried on in his establishment as long as it
+is done with a show of decency.” I need say no more on that head; human
+nature is the same all the world over. Out of the heart are the issues
+of life, and no policeman or magistrate can make a drunken people sober,
+or a low, sordid, and sensual race of men and women noble and pure in
+thought and beautiful in life. For that we look to the Christian Church
+in all its branches. To its ministers especially we appeal. Let them
+leave theological wrangling, and the cloister where no living voice is
+heard, and the well-lined study in which human nature, when it puts in an
+appearance, has learned to assume a decent and decorous mask, and see
+what are the amusements of the people, not so much on the Sabbath-day,
+but on the week-night. The Argyle was but one place out of many. In our
+great cities there are tens of thousands who live only for amusement,
+whether they be the working classes or in the higher walks of life. A
+glance at some of these places of resort may help us to understand what
+are the amusements of the people, and whether the Church does well and
+wisely in stamping them with her approval, or regarding them with her
+frown. It is how a man spends his money, and not how he makes it, that
+is the true index to his character. It is really impossible to imagine
+amusements more foolish or more indicative of a low tone of mind morally
+and intellectually than those which are most patronised at the present
+day. What pleasure can there be in watching a man walking for a bet, or
+in a woman risking her neck on a trapeze? Yet thousands go to see such a
+sight. Even the theatres delight in displays equally revolting, perhaps
+more so from a moral point of view.
+
+When General Grant was in Moscow lately, an acrobat placed four bottles
+on a high table, and on top of these a chair, which he balanced sideways
+while he stood on his head on one corner of it. He kept repeating this,
+adding one chair at a time, until he got five on top of each other, and
+still showed no signs of stopping; but General Grant got up and walked
+away, saying he would rather read the death in the papers than witness
+it. Our music-hall audiences are far more appreciative of the amusements
+provided for them.
+
+The stage, I have said, may not escape censure. It has its illustrious
+exceptions, but, as Mr. Chatterton has shown us, Shakespeare means
+bankruptcy, and the majority of adaptations from the French are, it is
+admitted on all hands, not of an improving character. The way also in
+which the powers of the licenser are administered is, to say the least,
+puzzling. It is impossible to represent some subjects on the stage
+without injury to the morals and the manners of the spectators. In Mr.
+Arthur Matthison’s adaptation of “Les Lionnes Pauvres,” the sin of
+adultery was, it is true, held up to execration; but the license was
+withheld because it was deemed undesirable to turn the English theatre
+into a spectacular divorce court. Another prohibited play was founded on
+“La Petite Marquise,” in which faithlessness to the marriage vow becomes
+a fine art, and virtue and honour and purity in woman is held up to
+ridicule. A lady who has married a man very much her senior, is
+represented as encouraging the advances of a seducer, who, when she
+throws herself in his arms, to avoid the expense of having to keep her,
+sends her back to her husband; and yet the man who forces this filth on
+the stage complains that he is badly treated, and questions whether the
+world has ever given birth, or ever will give birth, to any conception as
+obscene as that of the old man in “The Pink Dominoes”—a play which, it
+must be remembered, has had a most successful run upon the stage. At the
+theatre, the same writer observes, “I have beheld a young man hidden in a
+chest spring out upon a woman half dressed, while from her lips broke
+words I shudder to repeat. In peril I have watched with bated breath an
+attempt to commit a rape elaborately represented before the public. In
+‘Madame! attend Monsieur,’ I have seen a woman take a shirt in one hand,
+and a shift in the other, and, standing in the very centre of the stage,
+walk up to the float, deliberately put the two together, then with a wild
+shriek, etc.;” and here the writer stops short. No one, of course,
+expects people will stop away from the theatre; but why cannot the tone
+of the place be a little higher, and the whole style of the amusement
+more worthy of a civilised community? Why cannot we have a less liberal
+display of legs and bosoms, and more generally in the matter of wit?
+There have always been admirers of good acting. Why should they be
+ignored, and the stage lowered to the level of the country bumpkin, the
+imbecile youth of the day, and his female friends?
+
+
+
+
+III.—OUR MUSIC-HALLS.
+
+
+I fear the first impression made upon the mind of the careful observer is
+that, as regards amusements, the mass of the people are deteriorating
+very rapidly, that we are more frivolous and childish and silly in this
+way than our fathers. One has no right to expect anything very
+intellectual in the way of amusements. People seek them, and naturally,
+as a relief from hard work. A little amusement now and then is a
+necessity of our common humanity, whether rich or poor, high or low,
+sinner or saint; and of course, in the matter of amusements, we must
+allow people a considerable latitude according to temperament and age and
+education, and the circumstances in which they are placed. In these days
+no one advocates a Puritanical restraint and an abstinence from the
+pleasures of the world. We have a perfect right to everything that can
+lighten the burden of life, and can make the heart rejoice. It was not a
+pleasant sign of the times, however, when the people found an amusement
+in bull-baiting, cock-fighting, boxing, going to see a man hanged; nor is
+it a pleasant sign of the tunes when, night after night, tens of
+thousands of our fellow-countrymen are forced into shrieks of laughter by
+exhibitions as idiotic as they are indecent. A refined and educated
+people will seek amusements of a refining character. If the people, on
+the contrary, rejoice in the slang and filthy innuendoes, and low dancing
+and sensational gymnastics of the music-hall, what are we to think? The
+music-hall is quite an invention of modern days. In times not very
+remote working men were satisfied with going into a public-house—having
+there their _quantum suff._ of less adulterated beer than they can get
+now—and sometimes they got into good society at such places. For
+instance, we find Dr. Johnson himself a kind of chairman of an ale-house
+in Essex Street, Strand, where, for a small fee, you might walk up and
+see the Doctor as large as life and hear him talk. At a later day the
+bar-parlour, or whatever it might be called, of the public-house, was the
+place in which men gathered to talk politics, and to study how they could
+better themselves. When Bamford, the Lancashire Radical, came to town in
+1817, the working men were principally to be found discussing politics in
+all the London public-houses. One such place he visited and describes:
+“On first opening the door,” he writes, “the place seemed dimmed by a
+suffocating vapour of tobacco curling from the cups of long pipes, and
+issuing from the mouths of the smokers in clouds of abominable odour,
+like nothing in the world more than one of the unclean fogs of the
+streets, though the latter were certainly less offensive and probably
+less hurtful. Every man would have his half-pint of porter before him;
+many would be speaking at once, and the hum and confusion would be such
+as gave an idea of there being more talkers than thinkers, more speakers
+than listeners. Presently, ‘order’ would be called, and comparative
+silence restored; a speaker, stranger, or citizen would be announced with
+much courtesy or compliment. ‘Hear, hear, hear,’ would follow, with
+clapping of hands and knocking of knuckles on the tables till the
+half-pints danced; then a speech with compliments to some brother orator
+or popular statesman; next a resolution in favour of Parliamentary
+reform, and a speech to second it; an amendment on some minor point would
+follow; a seconding of that; a breach of order by some individual of warm
+temperament, half-a-dozen would rise to set him right, a dozen to put
+them down; and the vociferation and gesticulation would become loud and
+confounding.” Such things are out of fashion nowadays. Political
+discussion requires a certain amount of intellectual capacity. In London
+there are but few discussion forums now, and the leading one is so
+fearfully ventilated and so heavily charged with the fumes of stale
+tobacco and beer, that it is only a few who care to attend. I remember
+when there were three very close together and well attended. I remember
+also when we had a music-hall in the City. It was not a particularly
+lively place of resort. We used to have “The Bay of Biscay” and “The
+Last Rose of Summer,” and now and then a comic song, while the visitor
+indulged in his chop or beef-steak and the usual amount of alcoholic
+fluid considered necessary on such occasions. But now we have changed
+all that, and the simple-hearted frequenter of Dr. Johnson’s Tavern
+half-a-century back would be not a little astonished with the modern
+music-hall, which differs _in toto cælo_ from the public-house to which
+in old-fashioned days a plain concert-room was attached.
+
+A glance at the modern music-hall will show us whether we have improved
+on our ancestors. In one respect you will observe it is the same.
+Primarily it is a place in which men and women are licensed to drink.
+The music is an after-thought, and if given is done with the view to keep
+the people longer in these places and to make them drink more.
+Externally the music-hall is generally a public-house. It may have a
+separate entrance, but it is a public-house all the same, and you will
+find that you can easily go from one to the other. In the music-hall
+itself the facilities for drink are on every side. There are generally
+two or three bars at which young ladies are retained to dispense whatever
+beverages may be required. In the stalls there are little tables on
+which the patrons of the establishment place their glasses of grog or
+beer. A boy comes round with cigars and programmes for sale. All the
+evening waiters walk up and down soliciting your orders. It is thus to
+the drink, and not to the payment made for admission, that the proprietor
+looks to recoup himself for his outlay—and that is considerable. A
+popular music-hall singer makes his forty pounds a week; not, however, by
+singing at one place all the week, but by rushing from one to the other,
+and the staff kept at any music-hall of any pretensions is considerable.
+Internally, the music-hall is arranged as a theatre—with its stage,
+orchestra, pit, galleries, and boxes.
+
+“Don’t you think,” said the manager of one of the theatres most warmly
+patronised by the working classes, to a clerical friend of mine, “don’t
+you think I am doing good in keeping these people out of the
+public-houses all night?”
+
+My clerical friend was compelled to yield a very reluctant assent. In
+the case of the music-hall nothing of the kind can be said in
+extenuation. It is only a larger and handsomer and more attractive kind
+of drinking shop. In one respect it may be said to have an advantage.
+Mostly of a night, about the bars of common public-houses and
+gin-palaces, there are many unfortunate women drinking either by
+themselves or with one another, or with their male companions. In the
+music-hall “the unfortunate female” element—except in the more central
+ones, where they swarm like wolves or eagles in search of their prey—is
+absent, or, at any rate, not perceptible. The workman takes there his
+wife and family, and the working man the young woman with whom he keeps
+company. There can be no harm in that? you say. I am not quite sure.
+Let me give one case as an illustration of many similar which have come
+under my own observation.
+
+A girl one evening went with a friend, an omnibus conductor, to a
+music-hall. She was well plied with drink, which speedily took an effect
+on her brain, already affected by the gas and glare, and life and bustle
+of the place. The girl was a fine, giddy, thoughtless girl of the
+maid-of-all-work order. In the morning when she awoke she found herself
+in a strange room with her companion of the preceding night. What was
+the result? She dared not go back to her place. She was equally afraid
+to go home. I need not ask the reader to say what became of her. Let
+him question the unfortunate women who crowd the leading thoroughfares of
+a night how they came to be what they are. It is a fact, I believe, that
+no censorship is applied to music-hall performances, and that the only
+censorship is that of the audience. The audience, be it remembered,
+begins to drink directly the doors are opened, and remains drinking all
+the time till they are closed; and you may be sure that in a mob of two,
+or sometimes, as is the case, three thousand people, that the higher is
+the seasoning and the lower the wit, and the more abundant the _double
+entendre_, the greater is the applause, and the manager, who sits in an
+arm-chair at the back of the orchestra and in front of the audience,
+takes note of that. In the days of the Kembles, Mrs. Butler notes how
+the tendency of actors was not so much to act well as to make points and
+bring down the house. Especially does she deplore Braham’s singing as
+much to be censured in this respect, and as unworthy of his high powers
+and fame. In the music-hall this lower style of acting and singing
+becomes a necessity. The people go to be amused, and the actor must
+amuse them. If he can stand on his head and sing, immense would be the
+applause. If he is unequal to this, he must attempt something equally
+absurd, or he must have dogs and monkeys come to his aid; and perhaps
+after all he will find himself outrivalled by a Bounding Brother or a
+wonderful trapeze performer. If the music-hall proprietor in a northern
+city had prevailed on Peace’s mistress, Miss Thompson, to have appeared
+on his stage, what a fortune he would have made.
+
+The other night I went into one of the largest of our music-halls, not a
+hundred miles away from what was once Rowland Hill’s Chapel. There must
+have been more than three thousand people present. Not a seat was to be
+had, and there was very little standing room. I paid a shilling for
+admission, and was quite surprised to see how entirely the shilling seats
+or standing places were filled with working men, many of whom had their
+wives and sweethearts with them. The majority, of course, of the
+audience was made up of young men, who, in the course of the evening
+spent at least another shilling in beer and “baccy.” In these bad times,
+when people, in the middle ranks of life are in despair at the hard
+prospect before them, here were these working men spending their two
+hundred pounds a night at the least at this music-hall.
+
+When I managed to squeeze my way in it was about the hour of ten, when
+men who have to get up early to work ought to be in bed. The
+performances were in full swing, and the enthusiasm of the audience,
+sustained and stimulated by refreshment, was immense. A female or two
+were the worse for liquor, but otherwise by that time the intoxicating
+stage had not been gained. After some very uninteresting bicycling by
+riders in curious dress, a man disguised as a nigger sang a lot of low
+doggerel about his “gal.” In the course of his singing he stopped to
+tell us that his “gal” had a pimple and that he liked pimples, as they
+were signs of a healthy constitution. He then, amidst roars of laughter,
+pretended to catch a flea. He liked fleas, he said; a flea came in the
+daylight and looked you in the face like a man as it bit you; but a bug
+he hated. It crawled over your body in the dark and garroted you. Then
+he went on to speak in a mock-heroic style of the rights of women. He
+“spotted” some naughty ones present—an allusion received with laughter.
+He loved them all, male or female, married or single, and advised all the
+young men present to get married as soon as possible and then hang
+themselves. Ballet dancing of the usual character followed, and I came
+away.
+
+It is said a paper recently sent a special correspondent to describe a
+London music-hall; the description was refused admission into the paper
+on the ground of indecency, and I can well believe it.
+
+As to the profit made by the music-halls there can be no doubt. Take for
+instance the London Pavilion. I find the following newspaper paragraph:
+Sir Henry A. Hunt, C.B., the arbitrator in the case of the London
+Pavilion Music Hall, has sent in his award. M. Loibl claimed £147,000
+for the freehold and goodwill, the building being required for the new
+street from Piccadilly to Oxford Street. The award is £109,300. The
+freehold cost M. Loibl £8,000, and his net profits in 1875 were £10,978;
+in 1876, £12,083; and in 1877, £14,189. Let me give another
+illustration. When the proprietor of Evans’ Supper Rooms was refused his
+license, his loss was estimated at £10,000 per annum. It surely
+evidently is more ready to pay liberally for the gratification of its
+senses, than for the promotion of its virtues.
+
+
+
+
+IV.—MORE ABOUT MUSIC-HALLS.
+
+
+The journeyman engineer tells us one day as he was walking along with a
+mate in the country, he spoke of the beauty of the surrounding scenery
+and of the magnificent sight which met their eyes. “Oh, blow the sights
+of the scenery,” said his companion, “the sight for me is a
+public-house.” It is the same everywhere. I was once travelling in a
+third-class carriage from Newry to Belfast, when I heard the most
+atrocious exclamations from a party of young men seated at the other end,
+all offering to break each other’s heads in the name of the Holy Father.
+On my intimating that it was a pity young men should thus get into that
+state to a respectable farmer by my side, his only reply was, “Sure,
+what’s the good of a drop of drink if it don’t raise something?” Once
+upon a time I spent a Sunday in a little village inn in North Wales. To
+my disgust there stumbled into the little parlour a young man, dressed
+respectably, who had evidently been heavily drinking. As he lay there
+with his stertorous snore, all unconscious of the wonder and the beauty
+of the opening day, it seemed to me that it was a sad misuse of the term
+to say, as his friends would, that he had been in search of amusement.
+As a reverend divine took his seat in a train the other day there
+stumbled into it a couple of young fellows, one with his face very much
+bruised and cut about—who soon went off to sleep—while his companion
+explained to the minister that they had both of them been enjoying
+themselves. In the more densely populated and poorer districts of the
+metropolis there is an immense deal of this kind of enjoyment.
+
+To see the people enjoying themselves, I went the other night down the
+Whitechapel and Commercial Road district. As I turned the corner of
+Brick Lane I asked a tradesman of the better class if he could direct me
+to a very celebrated music-hall in that neighbourhood. “It is over that
+way,” said he with a strong expression of disgust. “It’s a regular sink
+of iniquity,” he added. As I was not aware of that, I merely intimated
+my regret that it was so largely patronised by working men, and that so
+much money was thus wasted, which might be applied to a better purpose.
+“Well, you see,” said my informant, “they don’t think of that—they know
+there is the hospital for them when they are ill.” On my remarking that
+I was going to Brick Lane prior to visiting the music-hall, he intimated
+that I had better button up my coat, and when I said that when out on
+such expeditions as I was then engaged in, I never carried a watch and
+chain worth stealing, he remarked that if the people did not rob me, at
+any rate they might knock me down. However, encouraged by his remarks
+that the people were not so bad as they were, I went on my way.
+
+Apparently the improvement of which my informant spoke was of a very
+superficial character. Coming from the Aldgate Station at the early hour
+of six, I found every drinking shop crammed, including the gaudy
+restaurant at the station, and descending to the filthiest gin-palace,
+there were the men drinking, and if they were not drinking they were
+loafing about in groups of by no means pleasant aspect. When at a later
+hour I returned, the sight was still sadder, as hordes of wild young
+girls, just emancipated from the workshop, were running up and down the
+streets, shrieking and howling as if mad. As most of the shops were then
+closed, the streets seemed almost entirely given over to these girls and
+their male friends. In the quarter to which I bent my steps the naval
+element was predominating, and there were hundreds of sailors cruising,
+as it were, up and down, apparently utterly unconscious that their
+dangers at sea were nothing to those on land. Men of all creeds and of
+all nations were to be encountered in search of amusement, while hovered
+around some of the most degraded women it is possible to imagine—women
+whose bloated faces and forms were enough to frighten anyone, and to whom
+poor Jack, in a state of liquor, is sure to become a prey. To the low
+public-houses of this district dancing-rooms are attached, and in them,
+as we may well suppose, vice flourishes and shows an unabashed front. I
+must say it was with a feeling of relief that I found a harbour of refuge
+in the music-hall. Compared with the streets, I must frankly confess it
+was an exchange for the better. On the payment of a shilling I was
+ushered by a most polite attendant into a very handsome hall, where I had
+quite a nice little leather arm-chair to sit in, and where at my ease I
+could listen to the actors and survey the house. The place was by no
+means crowded, but there was a good deal of the rough element at the
+back, to which, in the course of the evening’s amusement, the chairman
+had more than once to appeal. From the arrangements made around me, it
+was evident that there was the same provision which I have remarked
+elsewhere for the drinking habits of the people. There was a side bar at
+which the actors and actresses occasionally appeared on their way to or
+from the stage, and affably drank with their friends and admirers. The
+other day I happened to hear a thief’s confession, and what do you think
+it was? That it was his mingling with the singers off the stage that had
+led to his fall. He was evidently a smart, clever, young fellow, and had
+thought it a sign of his being a lad of spirit to stand treat to such
+people. Of course he could not afford it, and, of course, he had a fond
+and foolish mother, who tried to screen him in his downward career. The
+result was he embezzled his employer’s money, and, when that was
+discovered, imprisonment and unavailing remorse were the result. To the
+imagination of raw lads there is something wonderfully attractive in the
+music-hall singer, as, with hat on one side and in costume of the loudest
+character, and with face as bold as brass, he sings, “Slap, bang! here we
+are again!” or takes off some popular theatrical performer or some
+leading actor on a grander stage. On the night in question one singer
+had the audacity to assume as much as possible the character of the
+Premier of our day, not forgetting the long gray coat by which the Earl
+of Beaconsfield is known in many quarters. Comic singing, relieved by
+dancing, seemed to be the staple amusement of the place, and when one of
+the female performers indecently elevated a leg, immense was the
+applause. All the while the performances were going on, the waiters were
+supplying their customers with drink, and one well-dressed
+woman—evidently very respectable—managed a couple of glasses of grog in a
+very short while. But mostly the people round me were quiet topers, who
+smoked and drank with due decorum, and who seemed to use the place as a
+kind of club, where they could sit comfortably for the night, and talk
+and listen, and smoke or drink, at their pleasure. It is hardly
+necessary to say that the majority of the audience were young men. The
+attendance was not crowded. Perhaps in the east of London the pressure
+of bad times is being felt. The mock Ethiopian element, next to the
+dancing, was the feature of the evening’s amusements which elicited the
+most applause. It is a curious thing that directly a man lampblacks his
+face and wears a woollen wig, and talks broken English, he at once
+becomes a popular favourite.
+
+A few nights after I found myself in quite another part of London—in a
+music-hall that now calls itself a theatre of varieties. It was a very
+expensive place, and fitted up in a very costly manner. You enter
+through an avenue which is made to look almost Arcadian. Here and there
+were little rustic nooks in which Romeo and Juliet would make love over a
+cheerful glass. Flunkeys as smart almost as Lord Mayors’ footmen took
+your orders. It was late when I put in an appearance, and it was useless
+to try and get a seat. It was only in the neighbourhood of the
+refreshment bar that I could get even standing room, and being a little
+taller than some of the stunted half-grown lads around me, could look
+over their heads to the gaudy and distant stage. I did not hear much of
+the dialogue. Old Astley, who years before had lived in that
+neighbourhood, and knew the art of catering for the people, used to
+remark when the interest of the piece seemed to flag, “Cut the dialogue
+and come to the ’osses,” and here the stage direction evidently was to
+set the ballet-girls at work, and it seemed to me that the principal aim
+of the piece was to show as many female arms and legs as was possible. I
+am not of Dr. Johnson’s opinion that it is indecent for a woman to expose
+herself on the stage, but I was, I own, shocked with the heroine of the
+evening, whose too solid form in the lime-light—which was used,
+apparently, to display all her beauties—was arrayed in a costume, which,
+at a distance, appeared to be of Paradisaical simplicity, more fitted for
+the dressing-room of the private mansion than for the public arena of the
+stage. There was, I doubt not, animated dialogue, and the swells in the
+stalls, I daresay, enjoyed it; but for my shilling I could see little,
+and hear less; and weary of the perpetual flourish of female arms and
+legs, I came away. What I did most distinctly hear were the orders at
+the bar for pale ale and grog, and the cry of the waiter, as he pushed on
+with his tray well filled, of “By your leave,” to the crowd on each
+side—all of whom had, of course, a cigar or short pipe in their mouths,
+and were evidently young men of the working class. That evening’s
+amusement, I am sure, must have taken some two or three hundred pounds
+out of their pockets. But I saw no one the worse for liquor, though the
+public-houses all round were crowded with drunken men and women; for the
+morrow was Sunday, and who can refuse the oppressed and over-taxed
+working man his right to spend all his week’s wages on a Saturday night?
+
+One night last winter I was at a meeting held in the Mission Hall, Little
+Wild Street, at which some three hundred thieves had been collected
+together to supper. One of them, who had seen the evil of his ways,
+said: “The greatest curse of my life was the music-halls. They have been
+the means of my ruin;” and the way in which that speech was received by
+his mates evidently testified to the fact that the experience of many was
+of a similar character. I said to him afterwards that I knew the
+music-hall to which he referred, and that I had calculated that on an
+average each man spent there two shillings a night. “Oh sir,” was the
+reply, “I spent a great deal more than that of a night.” If so, I may
+assume that he spent as much as four shillings a night—and that, as the
+place was his favourite haunt after office-hours, he was there every
+night in the week, this would make an expenditure of one pound four
+shillings—a sum, I imagine, quite as much as his wages as a poor clerk.
+What wonder is it that the silly youth became a thief, especially when
+the devil whispers in his ear that theft is easy and the chance of
+detection small? The one damning fact which may be charged against all
+music-halls is that their amusements are too high in price, and that
+every device is set to work to make people spend more money than the cost
+of the original admission. In the theatre you may sit—and most people do
+sit all the evening—without spending a penny. In the music-hall a man
+does not like to do that. He drinks for the sake of being sociable, or
+because the waiter solicits him, or because he has drunk already and does
+not like to leave off, or because he meets doubtful company at the bar,
+or because the burden of every song is that he must be a “jolly pal” and
+that he must enjoy a cheerful glass. I can remember when at one time the
+admission fee included the cost of a pint of beer or some other fluid.
+Now drink is an extra, and as the proprietor of the music-hall, to meet
+the competition all round him, has to beautify his hall as much as
+possible, and to get what he calls the best available talent, male or
+female—whether in the shape of man or ass, or dog or elephant, or
+monkey—he is of course put to a considerable extra expense; and that of
+course he has to get out of the public the best way he can. No one loves
+to work for nothing, and least of all the proprietor of a music-hall.
+
+Talking of “pals” and “a cheerful glass” reminds me of a scene which made
+me sick at the time, and which I shall not speedily forget. On the night
+of the Lord Mayor’s Show, I entered a music-hall in the north of
+London—in a region supposed to be eminently pious and respectable, and
+not far from where Hick’s Hall formerly stood. As I saw the thousands of
+people pushing into the Agricultural Hall, to see the dreary spectacle of
+an insane walking match, and saw another place of amusement being rapidly
+filled up, I said to myself: “Well, there will be plenty of room for me
+in the place to which I am bound;” and it was with misgiving that I paid
+the highest price for admission—one shilling—to secure what I felt, under
+the circumstances, I might have had at a cheaper rate. Alas! I had
+reckoned without my host. The hour for commencing had not arrived, and
+yet the place was full to overflowing. Mostly the audience consisted of
+young men. As usual, there were a great many soldiers. It is wonderful
+the number of soldiers at such places; and the spectator would be puzzled
+to account for the ability of the private soldier thus to sport his
+lovely person did not one remember that he is usually accompanied by a
+female companion, generally a maid-of-all-work of the better class, who
+is too happy to pay for his aristocratic amusements, as she deems them,
+on condition that she accompanies him in the humble capacity of a friend.
+Soldiers, I must do them justice to say, are not selfish, and scorn to
+keep all the good things to themselves. As soon as they find a
+neighbourhood where the servant “gal” is free with her wages, they
+generally tell each other of the welcome fact, and then the Assyrian
+comes down like the wolf on the fold.
+
+Well, to continue my story. On the night, and at the place already
+referred to, they were a very jolly party—so far as beer and “baccy” and
+crowded company and comic singing were concerned. They had a couple of
+Brothers, who were supposed to be strong in the delineation of Irish and
+German character, but as their knowledge of the language of the latter
+seemed simply to be confined to the perpetually exclaiming “Yah, yah!” I
+had misgivings as to their talents in that respect, which were justified
+abundantly in the course of the evening. Dressed something in the style
+of shoeblacks, and wearing wooden shoes, which made an awful noise when
+they danced, the little one descries his long-lost elder brother, to whom
+his replies are so smart and witty that the house was in a roar of
+laughter, in which I did not join, as I had heard them twice already.
+
+After they had finished we had a disgustingly stout party, who was full
+of praise of all conviviality, and who, while he sang, frisked about the
+stage with wonderful vivacity and with as much grace as a bull in a
+china-shop, or a bear dancing a hornpipe. As he sang, just behind me
+there was all at once a terrible noise; the chairman had to call out
+“Order,” the spectators began howling, “Turn him out;” the singer had to
+stop, the roughs in the gallery began to scream and cheer, and the bars
+were for a wonder deserted. In so dense a crowd it was so difficult to
+see anything, that it was not at once that I discovered the cause of the
+disorder; but presently I saw in one of the little pews, into which this
+part of the house was divided (each pew having a small table in the
+middle for the liquor) a couple of men quarrelling. All at once the
+biggest of them—a very powerful fellow of the costermonger type—dealt his
+opponent—a poor slim, weedy lad of the common shop-boy species—a
+tremendous blow. The latter tried to retaliate, and struggled across the
+table to hit his man, but he merely seemed to me to touch his whiskers,
+while the other repeated his blow with tremendous effect. In vain the
+sufferer tried to get out of the way; the place was too crowded, and with
+a stream of blood flowing from his nose he fell, or would have fallen, to
+the earth had not some of the bystanders dragged him a few yards from his
+seat. Then as he lay by me drunk, or faint, or both, unable to sit up or
+to move, with the blood pouring down his clothes and staining the carpet
+all round, I saw, as the reader can well believe, a commentary on the
+singer’s Bacchanalian song of a somewhat ironical character; but business
+is business, and at the music-hall it will not do to harrow up the
+feelings of the audience with such sad spectacles. Perfectly insensible,
+the poor lad was carried out, while a constable was the means of inducing
+his muscular and brutal-looking opponent to leave the hall. Order
+restored, the stout party bounded on to the stage, and the hilarity of
+the evening—with the exception of here and there a girl who, evidently
+not being used to such places, was consequently frightened and pale and
+faint for awhile—was as great as ever. The comic singer made no
+reference to the unfortunate incident; all he could do was to say what he
+had got by heart, and so he went on about the cheerful glass and the fun
+of going home powerfully refreshed at an early hour in the morning, and
+much did the audience enjoy his picture of the poor wife waiting for her
+husband behind the door with a poker, assisting him upstairs with a pair
+of tongs, and after she had got him sound asleep meanly helping herself
+to what cash remained in his pocket.
+
+For my part, I candidly own I felt more inclined to sympathise with the
+wife than with her husband; but the music-hall is bound to stand up for
+drinking, for it is by drinking that it lives. If people cared for music
+and the drama, they would go to the theatre; but that declines, and the
+music-hall flourishes. Astley’s Theatre is a case in point. That has
+been an old favourite with the public. At one time, I should imagine,
+few places paid better—does not Ducrow sleep in one of the most
+magnificent monuments in Kensal Green, and did he not make his money at
+Astley’s?—but now there are two flourishing music-halls one on each side
+of Astley’s, and as I write I see one of the proprietors, as a plea why
+he should be given more time for the payment of a debt, admits that
+sometimes they lose at Astley’s as much as forty pounds a week. If
+Astley’s is to be made to pay, evidently the sooner it is turned into a
+music-hall the better.
+
+Will the London School Boards raise the character of the future public?
+is a question to be asked but not to be answered in our time. The real
+fact is that amusements have a deteriorating effect on the character of
+those who devote themselves to them, and become more frivolous as they
+become more popular. This is the case, at any rate, as regards
+music-halls. A gentleman the other day, as we were speaking of one of
+the most successful of them, said how grieved he was on a visit to it
+lately to see the generally lowered tone of entertainment. At one time
+the attempt was made to give the people really good music, and there were
+selections of operas of first-rate character. Now all that is done away
+with, and there is nothing but silly comic singing of the poorest kind.
+
+In another respect also there has been a deterioration—that is, in the
+increased sensationalism of the performance. A music-hall audience
+requires extra stimulus—the appetite becomes palled, and if a leap of
+fifty feet does not “fetch the public,” as Artemus Ward would say, why
+then, the leap must be made a hundred; and really sometimes the
+spectacles held up for the beery audience to admire are of the most
+painful character. I have said that the doubtful female element is not
+conspicuous in the music-hall—that is the case as regards those on the
+outskirts of London, but the nearer you approach the West-End the less is
+that the case; and there is more than one music-hall I could name which
+is little better than a place of assignation and rendezvous for immoral
+women, and where you may see them standing at the refreshment bars
+soliciting a drink from all who pass. Such music-halls are amongst the
+most successful of them all, and the proprietor reaps a golden harvest.
+
+I presume it is impossible to tell the number of our metropolitan
+music-halls, or to give an idea of the numbers who frequent them, and of
+the amount of money spent in them during the course of a single night.
+Apparently they are all well supported, and are all doing well. If you
+see a theatre well filled, that is no criterion of success. It may be,
+for aught you know, well filled with paper, but the music-hall is a
+paying audience, and it is cash, not paper, that is placed in the
+proprietor’s hands. In the east of London I find that both as regards
+the theatres and music-halls the proprietors have a dodge by means of
+which they considerably increase their profits, and that is to open a
+particular entrance a little before the time for admission, and to allow
+people to enter on payment of a small extra fee. It was thus the other
+night I made my way into a music-hall. I paid an extra twopence rather
+than stand waiting half an hour outside in the crowd. Another thing I
+also learned the other night that must somewhat detract from the
+reputation of the theatre, considered in a temperance point of view, and
+that is the drinking customs are not so entirely banished as at first
+sight we may suppose. The thousands who fill up the Vic., and the
+Pavilion in Whitechapel, perhaps do not drink quite as much as they would
+had they spent the evening at a music-hall, but they do drink,
+nevertheless, and generally are provided with a bottle of liquor which
+they carry with them, with other refreshment, down into the pit, or up
+where the gods live and lie reclined.
+
+If it is impossible to reckon the number of music-halls in London, it is
+equally impossible to denote the public-houses with musical performances.
+In Whitechapel the other night I discovered two free-and-easies on my way
+to one of the music-halls of that district. They were, in reality,
+music-halls of a less pretentious character, and yet they advertised
+outside the grand attractions of a star company within. Prospects may be
+cloudy, trade may be bad, and, as a slang writer remarks, things all
+round may be unpromising, but the business of the music-hall fluctuates
+very little. Enter at any time between nine and ten and you have little
+chance of a seat, and none whatever of a good place. As to numbers it is
+difficult to give an idea. Some of the officials are wisely chary in
+this matter, and equally so on the subject of profits. The Foresters’
+Hall in Cambridge Heath Road advertises itself to hold four thousand
+people, and that does not by any means strike me as one of the largest of
+the music-halls. Last year the entire British public spent £140,000,000,
+or eight shillings a week for each family, in drink, and the music-halls
+help off the drink in an astonishing way. As I went into a music-hall
+last autumn I saw a receipt for £51 as the profit for an entertainment
+given there on behalf of the Princess Alice Fund, and if the attendance
+was a little greater, and the profit a little larger than usual, still a
+fair deduction from £51 for bad nights and slack times will make a pretty
+handsome total at the end of the year after all. Now and then the
+music-hall does a little bit of philanthropy in another way, which is
+sure to be made the most of in the papers. For instance, last year Mr.
+Fort, of the Foresters’ Music Hall, invited some of the paupers from a
+neighbouring workhouse to spend the evening with him. I daresay he had a
+good many old customers among the lot, whereupon someone writes in _Fun_
+as follows: “The Bethnal Green Guardians showed themselves superior to
+the Bath Guardians the other day, and in response to the offer of Mr.
+Fort, proprietor of the Foresters’ Music-hall, rescinded the resolution
+prohibiting the paupers from partaking of any amusement other than that
+afforded within the workhouse walls. So the inmates of the union had a
+day out, and, we trust, forgot for awhile their sorrows and troubles. It
+is whispered that, in addition to pleasing the eye and the ear, the
+promoter of the entertainment presented each of his visitors with a
+little drop of something of an equally Fort-ified character.” I may add
+that the Foresters’ Music-hall claims to be a celebrated popular family
+resort, and that evening I was there the performance was one to which a
+family might be invited. Of course the family must have a turn for
+drink. They cannot go there without drinking. There is the public-house
+entrance to suggest drink, the bar at the end of the saloon to encourage
+it, and the waiters are there expressly to hand it round, and a
+good-natured man of course does not like to see waiters standing idle,
+and accordingly gives his orders; and besides, it is an axiom in
+political economy that the supply creates the demand.
+
+Here are some of the verses I have heard sung with immense applause:
+
+ The spiritualists only can work by night,
+ They keep it dark;
+ For their full-bodied spirits cannot stand the light,
+ So they keep it dark;
+ They profess to call _spirits_, but I call for _rum_
+ And _brandy_ or _gin_ as the best medi_um_
+ For raising the spirits whenever I’m glum;
+ But keep it dark.
+
+The utter silliness of many of the songs is shown by the following, “sung
+with immense success,” as I read in the programme, by Herbert Campbell:
+
+ I’ve read of little Jack Horner,
+ I’ve read of Jack and Jill,
+ And old Mother Hubbard,
+ Who went to the cupboard
+ To give her poor dog a pill;
+ But the best is Cowardy Custard,
+ Who came to awful grief
+ Through eating a plate of mustard
+ Without any plate of beef.
+
+ _Chorus_.
+
+ Cowardy Cowardy Custard, oh dear me,
+ Swallowed his father’s mustard, oh dear me—
+ He swallowed the pot, and he collared it hot;
+ For, much to his disgust,
+ The mustard swelled, Cowardy yelled,
+ Then Cowardy Cowardy bust.
+
+This is supposed, I presume, to be a good song. What are we to think of
+the people who call it so? It is difficult to imagine the depth of
+imbecility thus reached on the part of singer and hearers, and is a fine
+illustration of the influence of beer and “baccy” as regards softening
+the brain. The music-hall singer degrades his audience. Even when he
+sings of passing events he panders as much as possible to the passions
+and prejudices of the mob. His words are redolent of claptrap and fury,
+and are a mischievous element in the formation of public opinion. Heroes
+and patriots are not made in music-halls. But rogues and drunkards and
+vagabonds—and lazy, listless lives, destitute of all moral aim. There
+are respectable people who go to music-halls—women as well as men—but
+they get little good there. Indeed, it would be a miracle if they did.
+
+But the great fact is that the music-hall makes young men indulge in
+expensive habits—get into bad company, and commence a career which ends
+in the jail. Amusement has not necessarily a bad effect, or else it
+would be a poor look-out for all. It is as much our duty to be merry as
+it is to be wise. It is the drinking at these places that does the
+mischief. It is that that leads to a low tone of entertainment, and
+deadens the conscience of the young man who thinks he is enjoying life,
+and makes the working man forget how the money he squanders away would
+make his home brighter, and his wife and children happier, and would form
+a nice fund to be drawn on when necessary on a rainy day. The great
+curse of the age is extravagant and luxurious living, always accompanied
+with a low tone of public intelligence and morality and thought. In the
+present state of society we see that realised in the men and women who
+crowd our music-halls, and revel in the songs the most improper, and in
+the dances the most indelicate.
+
+As I write, another illustration of the pernicious influence of
+music-halls appears in the newspapers. At the Middlesex Sessions, John
+B. Clarke surrendered to his bail on an indictment charging him with
+attempting to wound his wife, and with having wounded George Marshall,
+police constable, in the execution of his duty. When Marshall was on
+duty in Jubilee Street on the night of November 28th, he heard loud cries
+of “Murder” and ‘“Police,” and went to the prisoner’s house. He found
+the prisoner and his wife struggling in the passage, and the wife, seeing
+him, cried out, “Policeman, he has a knife and has threatened to cut my
+throat.” The police-constable closed with the prisoner and endeavoured
+to wrest the knife from him, when the prisoner made two stabs at his wife
+which fortunately missed her, and another stab which cut the hand of
+Marshall, who succeeded in wresting the knife from the prisoner, and took
+him to the station. In cross-examination it was elicited that prisoner’s
+wife had gone to a music-hall; that her husband, returning home, found
+her with two or three young men and women sitting together in his
+parlour; that one of the young men kissed her, and that the prisoner,
+seeing this, became mad with jealousy, and seized the first thing that
+came to his hand. A gentleman, in whose employment the prisoner was,
+gave him an exceptionally high character for more than eighteen years,
+and expressed his perfect willingness to have him back into his service
+and to become security for his good behaviour. The jury convicted the
+prisoner of causing actual bodily harm, strongly recommending him to
+mercy, and expressing their belief that he had no intention to wound the
+policeman. Mr. Prentice said this was a peculiarly sad and painful case.
+To wound or even obstruct a policeman in the execution of his duty was a
+serious offence; but looking at all the circumstances of the case, the
+finding of the jury, and their recommendation to mercy, he sentenced him
+to one month’s hard labour, and accepted his employer’s surety that he
+would keep the peace for the next three months. The grand jury commended
+Marshall for his conduct in the case.
+
+Another thing also may be said. The other evening I was dining with a
+lawyer with a large police practice, in what may be called, and what
+really is, a suburb of London. My friend is what may be described as a
+man of the world, and of course is anything but a fanatic in the cause of
+temperance. I spoke of a music-hall in his immediate neighbourhood, and
+said I intended dropping in after dinner. “Well,” he said, “the worst of
+the place is that if we ever have a case of embezzlement on the part of
+some shop-boy or porter, it is always to be traced to that music-hall. A
+lad goes there, is led into expenses beyond his means, thinks it manly to
+drink and to treat flash women, and one fine morning it is discovered
+that he has been robbing the till, and is ruined for life.”
+
+With these words of an experienced observer, I conclude.
+
+
+
+
+V.—SUNDAYS WITH THE PEOPLE.
+
+
+It is said—and indeed it has been said so often that I feel ashamed of
+saying it—that one half the world does not know how the other half lives.
+I am sure that whether that is true or not, few of my City readers have
+any idea of what goes on in the City while they are sitting comfortably
+at home, or are sitting equally comfortably at church or chapel (for of
+course the denunciations of the preacher when he speaks of the depravity
+of the age do not refer to them). Suppose we take a stroll in the
+eastern part of the City, where the dirt is greatest, the population most
+intense, and the poverty most dire. We need not rise very early. On a
+Sunday morning we are all of us a little later at breakfast than on
+ordinary occasions. We sit longer over our welcome meal—our toilette is
+a little more elaborate—so that we are in the City this particular Sunday
+about half-past nine—a later hour than most of the City-men patronise on
+the week-day. In the leading thoroughfares shops are shut and there are
+few people about, and in the City, especially these dark winter mornings,
+when the golden gleam of sunshine gilds the raw and heavy fog which in
+the City heralds the approach of day, very few signs of life are visible,
+very few omnibuses are to be seen, and even the cabs don’t seem to care
+whether you require their services or whether you let them alone. Here
+and there a brisk young man or a spruce maiden may be seen hastening to
+teach at some Sunday school; otherwise respectability is either asleep or
+away.
+
+As we pass along, the first thing that strikes the stranger is a dense
+unsavoury mob to be met outside certain buildings. We shall see one such
+assemblage in Bell Alley, Goswell Street; we shall see another in
+Artillery Street; there will be another at the Cow Cross Mission Hall,
+and another in Whitecross Street, and another in a wretched little hovel,
+you can scarcely call it a building, in Thaull Street. Just outside the
+City, at the Memorial Hall, Bethnal Green, and at the Rev. W. Tyler’s
+Ragged Church in King Edward Street, there will be similar crowds. Let
+us look at them. It is not well to go too near, for they are unsavoury
+even on these cold frosty mornings. Did you ever see such wretched,
+helpless, dirty, ragged, seedy, forlorn men and women in all your life?
+I think not. Occasionally on a week-day we see a beggar, shirtless and
+unwashed and unkempt, shivering in the street, but here in these mobs we
+see nothing else. They have tickets for free breakfasts provided for
+them under the care of Mr. J. J. Jones and the Homerton Mission. How
+they crowd around the doors, waiting for admission; how sad and
+disconsolate those who have not tickets look as they turn away! What a
+feast of fat things, you say, there must be inside. My dear sir, it is
+nothing of the kind. All that is provided for them is a small loaf of
+bread, with the smallest modicum of butter, and a pint of cocoa. Not
+much of a breakfast that to you or me, who have two or three good meals a
+day, but a veritable godsend to the half-starved and wretched souls we
+see outside. Let us follow them inside. The tables and the long forms
+on which they are seated are of the rudest kind. The room, as a rule, is
+anything but attractive, nor is the atmosphere very refreshing. A City
+missionary or an agent of the Christian community, or a devoted Christian
+woman or a young man, whose heart is in the work—is distributing the
+materials of the feast, which are greedily seized and ravenously
+devoured. Let us look at them now they have taken their hats off. What
+uncombed heads; what dirty faces; what scant and threadbare garments!
+There are women too, and they seem to have fallen lower than the men.
+They look as if they had not been to bed for months; as if all pride of
+personal appearance had long since vanished; as if they had come out of a
+pigstye.
+
+Well, the world is a hard one for such as they, and no one can grudge
+them the cheap meal which Christian charity provides. It seems a mockery
+to offer these waifs and strays of the streets and alleys and
+disreputable slums of the City a Gospel address till something has been
+done to assuage the pangs of hunger, and to arouse in them the dormant
+and better feelings of their nature. It is thus these mission-halls are
+enabled to do a little good, to go down to the very depths, as it were,
+in the endeavour to reform a wasted life, and to save a human soul. As
+you look at these men and women you shudder. Most of them are in what
+may be called the prime of life; able-bodied, ripe for mischief, fearing
+not God, regarding not man. It must do them good to get them together at
+these Sunday morning breakfasts, where they may realise that Christian
+love which makes men and women in the middle and upper classes of society
+have compassion on such as they.
+
+Getting out into the open air, or rather into the open street, I heard a
+band of singers advance. It is a procession, but not a very dangerous
+one. The leader walks with his back to us, an act rarely exercised out
+of royal circles. It is thus he guides the vocalists before him, who go
+walking arm-in-arm singing with all their might; while at the rear a
+pleasant-looking man follows, giving papers to the people. I take one,
+and learn that this is Mr. Booth’s Allelujah Band, and that a seat is
+kindly offered me in his tabernacle, where I can hear the Gospel. I
+don’t accept the invitation; I can hear the Gospel without going to
+Whitechapel, and Mr. Booth’s extravagances are not to my taste.
+Apparently this Sunday morning the people do not respond to the
+invitation. It is evident that in this part of the City the novelty of
+the thing has worn off.
+
+I scarce know whether I am in the City or not. I plunge into a mass of
+streets and courts leading from Artillery Street to King Edward Street at
+one end, and Bethnal Green at the other. Here is a market in which a
+brisk provision trade is carried on, and men and women are purchasing all
+the materials of a Sunday dinner. Outside Rag-fair a trade similar to
+that which prevails there seems also to be carried on. I see no
+policemen about, and the people apparently do just as they like; and the
+filth and garbage left lingering in some of the narrow streets are
+anything but pleasant. As a I rule, I observe the policemen only
+patronise the leading thoroughfares, and then it seems to me they act in
+a somewhat arbitrary manner. For instance, opposite the Broad Street
+Terminus a lad is cleaning a working man’s boots. While he is in the
+middle of the operation the policeman comes and compels him to march off.
+I move on a dozen steps, and there, up Broad Street—just as you enter the
+Bishopsgate Station of the Metropolitan Railway—is another lad engaged in
+the same work of shoe or boot cleaning. Him the policeman leaves alone.
+I wonder why. Justice is painted blind, and perhaps the policeman is
+occasionally ditto. In Bishopsgate Street itself the crowd was large of
+idle boys and men, who seemed to have nothing particular to do, and did
+not appear to care much about doing that. They took no note of the
+Sabbath bells which called them to worship. To them the Sunday morning
+was simply a waste of time. They had turned out of their homes and
+lodgings, and were simply walking up and down the street till it was time
+to open the public-house. In that street, as the reader may be aware,
+there is the Great Central Hall, and as its doors were open, I went in.
+The audience was very scanty, and apparently temperance does not find
+more favour with the British working man than the Gospel. Mr. Ling was
+in the chair. There was now and then a hymn sung or a temperance melody,
+and now and then a speech. Indeed, the speeches were almost as numerous
+as the hearers. It seems the society keeps a missionary at work in that
+part of the City, and he had much to say of the cases of reformation
+going on under his care. The best speech I heard was that of a working
+builder, who said for years he had been in the habit of spending eight
+shillings a week in the drink, and how much better off he was now that he
+kept the money in his pocket. I wished the man had more of his class to
+hear him. Of course he rambled a little and finished off with an attack
+on the bishops, which the chairman (Mr. Ling) very properly did not allow
+to pass unchallenged, as he quoted Bishop Temple as a teetotaler, and
+referred to the hearty way in which many of the clergy of the Church of
+England supported the temperance cause.
+
+I hasten to other scenes. I next find myself in Sclater Street, and here
+up and down surges a black mob, sufficient at any rate, were it so
+disposed, to fill St. Paul’s Cathedral. This mob is composed entirely of
+working men—men who are amused with anything, and hurry in swarms to a
+hatter’s shop, who simply throws out among them pink and yellow cards,
+indicating the extraordinary excellence and unparalleled cheapness of the
+wares to be sold within.
+
+Foreigners say Sunday is a dull day; that then there is no business doing
+in London; and that everyone is very sad on that day. In Sclater Street
+they would soon find out their mistake. There, it is evident, little of
+Sunday quiet and Sunday dulness exists. On each side of me are shops
+with birds; and if there is not a brisk trade going on, it is certainly
+not the fault of the tradesmen. We have just had what the bird-catchers
+call the November flight of linnets, and in Sclater Street the market
+overflows with them. The London and suburban bird-catchers, who are not
+to be put down by Act of Parliament, have had a fine time of it this
+year. The principal part of the linnets are bred on the wild gorse
+lands, and it is the wild weather such as we have had of late that drives
+them into the nets of the suburban fowler, who this year has been so
+lucky as to take five dozen of them at one pull of the clap-net.
+Goldfinches also are abundant, in consequence of the provision of the
+Wild Birds Preservation Act. On Sunday a bird-dealer offers me them at
+threepence each, or four for a shilling. It is sad to see the poor
+little things shut up in their bits of cages in the dirty shops of
+Sclater Street. The proprietor with his unwashed hands takes them out
+one by one and holds them out in vain. The British workman crowds round
+and admires, but he does not buy, as he is keeping his money in his
+pocket till 1 P.M., when the “public” opens its congenial doors, and his
+unnatural thirst is slaked. It is really shocking, this display of these
+beautiful little songsters. What crime have they committed that they
+should be imprisoned in the dirt and bad air and uncongenial fog of
+Sclater Street? What are the uses of the Wild Birds Preservation Act if
+the only result is the crowding the shops of the bird-dealers in Sclater
+Street? I felt indeed indignant at the sight thus permitted, and at the
+trade thus carried on. Cocks and hens, ducks and rabbits, are proper
+subjects of sale, I admit, though I see no particular reason why, when
+other shops are closed, shops for the sale of them are permitted to
+remain open; but blackbirds, linnets, thrushes, goldfinches,
+bullfinches—the ornaments of the country, the cheerful choristers of the
+garden and the grove—deserve kinder treatment at our hands, even if the
+result be that Sclater Street does less business and is less of an
+attractive lounge to the British operative on a Sabbath morn. Away from
+Sclater Street and Bishopsgate Street the crowd thins, and the ordinary
+lifeless appearance of the Sunday in London is visible everywhere. Here
+and there a gray-headed old gentleman or an elderly female may be seen
+peeping out of a first-floor window into the sad and solitary street, but
+the younger branches of the family are away. Now and then you catch a
+crowd of workmen who are much given to patronise the showy van which the
+proprietor of some invaluable preparation of sarsaparilla utilises for
+the sale of his specific for purifying the blood and keeping off all the
+ills to which flesh is heir. Such shops as are open for the sale of
+cheap confectionery I see also are well patronised, and in some quarters
+evidently an attempt made to dispose of ginger-beer. On the cold frosty
+morning the hot-chestnut trade appears also to be in demand, though I
+question whether all who crowd round the vendors of such articles are
+_bonâ-fide_ buyers; rather, it seems to me, that under the pretence of
+being such they are taking a mean advantage of the little particle of
+warmth thrown out by the charcoal fire used for the purpose of roasting
+chestnuts. Well, I can’t blame them; it is cold work dawdling in the
+streets, and if I were a British workman I fancy I should find a little
+more interest in church than in the idle walk and talk of some, or in the
+habit others have of standing stock still till The Pig and Whistle or the
+Blue Lion open their doors. It is well to be free and independent and
+your own master, but that is no reason why all the Sunday morning should
+be spent in loafing about the streets.
+
+But what about the many? Well, the public-houses are open, and it is
+there the British workman feels himself but too much at home. And then
+there is the Hall of Science, in Old Street, which is generally crowded
+by an audience who pay gladly for admission to hear Mr. Bradlaugh, who is
+a very able man, lecture, in a style which would shock many good people
+if they were to hear him. I must candidly admit that in that style he is
+far outdone by Mrs. Besant, who takes the Bible to pieces, and turns it
+inside out, and holds up to ridicule all its heroes and prophets, and
+kings and apostles, and Christ himself, with a zest which seems perfectly
+astonishing when we remember how much Christianity has done for the
+elevation of the people in general and woman in particular. Mrs. Besant
+is a very clever woman, and she means well I daresay, still it is not
+pleasant to see the Hall of Science so well filled as it is on a Sunday
+night.
+
+The Hall of Science in the Old Street Road is not an attractive place
+outside, and internally it is less of a hall and more of a barn than any
+public building with which I chance to be familiar. And yet, Sunday
+night after Sunday night, it is well filled, though the admission for
+each person is from threepence to a shilling, and there is no attempt by
+music or ritual to attract the sentimental or the weak. The lectures
+delivered are long and argumentative, and it is worth the study,
+especially of the Christian minister who complains that he cannot get at
+the working man, how it is that the people prefer to pay money to hear
+the lectures at Old Street, while he offers them the Gospel without money
+and without price and often with the additional attraction of a free tea.
+With that view I went to hear Mrs. Besant one Sunday night. I know
+little of Mrs. Besant, save that she has been made the subject of a
+prosecution which, whatever be its results, whether of fine or
+imprisonment to herself or of gain to her prosecutors, is one deeply to
+be deplored. If a clergyman of the Established Church of England
+established or attempted to establish the fact that mankind has a
+tendency to increase beyond the means of existence, a woman, on behalf of
+the sex that has the most to suffer from the misery of overpopulation,
+has a right in the interests of humanity to call attention to the
+subject. In a very old-fashioned couplet it has been remarked of woman—
+
+ That if she will, she will, you may depend on’t;
+ And if she won’t, she won’t, and there’s an end on’t.
+
+To that class of female Mrs. Besant emphatically belongs. She is one of
+those rare ones who will say what she thinks. There is a great deal of
+firmness in her face. Such a woman always goes her own way. It was a
+pleasant change from the strong meat of the Hall of Science—the withering
+scorn and contempt there poured on all that the best men in the world
+have held to be best—to the mild excitement of a Shakespearian reading in
+a public-house. Could there be a fitter teacher for the people who do
+not go to church, and, let me add, also for those who do? There could be
+no negative reply to such a question, and surely if Shakespeare is quoted
+in the pulpit on a Sunday morning, the people may hear him read on a
+Sunday evening.
+
+“Sunday evening readings for the people!” Only think of that! What a
+gain from the tap-room and the bar-parlour. Such was the announcement
+that met my eye the other night in a street not a hundred miles from
+King’s Cross railway station. Mr. So-and-So, the bill proceeded to
+state, had the pleasure to inform his friends that, with a view to oblige
+the public, he had secured the services of a celebrated dramatic reader,
+who would on every Sunday evening read or recite passages from
+Shakespeare, Thackeray, Dickens, Hood, Thornbury, Sketchley, etc.
+Further, the bill stated that these readings would commence at a
+quarter-past seven, and terminate at a quarter-past ten. Could I resist
+such an intellectual treat? Could I deny myself such an exquisite
+gratification? Forgive me, indulgent reader, if for once I made up my
+mind I could not. The difficulty was where to find the place, for, in my
+delight at finding a publican so public-spirited—so ready to compete with
+the attractions of St. George’s Hall—I had unfortunately failed to make a
+note of the house thus kindly thrown open to an intelligent public. The
+difficulty was greater than would at first sight appear, for on Sunday
+night shops are mostly closed, and there are few people in a position to
+answer anxious inquirers. Great gin-palaces were flaring away in all
+their glory, and doing a roaring trade at the time when church-bells were
+ringing for evening service, and decent people were hastening to enter
+the sanctuary, and for awhile to forget earth with its care and sin. In
+vain I timidly entered and put the query to the customers at the crowded
+bar, to potman over the counter, to landlord, exceptionally brilliant in
+the splendour of his Sunday clothes. They knew nothing of the benevolent
+individual whose whereabouts I sought; and evidently had a poor opinion
+of me for seeking his address. Sunday evening readings for the people!
+what cared they for them? Why could I not stand soaking like the others
+at their bar, and not trouble my head about readings from Shakespeare and
+Dickens? Such evidently was the train of thought suggested by my
+questions. Just over the way was a police-station. Of course the police
+would know; it was their duty to know what went on in all the
+public-houses of the district. I entered, and found three policemen in
+the charge of a superior officer. I put my question to him, and then to
+them all. Alas! they knew as little of the matter as myself; indeed,
+they knew less, for they had never heard of such a place, and seemed
+almost inclined to “run me in” for venturing to suppose they had. What
+wonderful fellows are our police! I say so because all our
+penny-a-liners say so; but my opinion is, after all, that they can see
+round a corner or through a brick wall just as well as myself or any
+other man, and no more. Clearly this was a case in point, for the
+public-house I was seeking was hardly a stone’s-throw off, and I was
+directed to it by an intelligent greengrocer, who was standing at his
+shop-door and improving his mind by the study of that fearless champion
+of the wrongs of the oppressed and trodden-down British working man,
+_Lloyd’s Weekly Newspaper_. It was he who put me on the right scent—not
+that he was exactly certain—but he indicated the house at which such
+proceedings were likely to take place, and as he was right in his
+conjecture, I take this opportunity of publicly returning him my thanks.
+Had it not been for him I should have had no Shakespeare, no Thackeray,
+no Hood, no Dickens, no feast of reason and flow of soul that Sunday
+night. As it was, it turned out as I expected, and I had very little of
+either to reward my painful search. As I have said, the nominal hour at
+which proceedings commenced was a quarter-past seven; in reality, it was
+not till nearly half-past eight that the celebrated dramatic reader
+favoured us with a specimen of his powers. It was true he was in the
+house, but he was down in the bar with a select circle, indulging in the
+luxuries generally to be found in such places. In the meantime I took
+stock leisurely of the room upstairs in which we assembled, and of its
+occupants. At that early hour the latter were not numerous. A little
+foreigner with his wife was seated by the fire, and him she led off
+before the dramatic readings commenced. Reasons, which a sense of
+delicacy forbids my mentioning, suggested the wisdom and the prudence of
+an early retirement from a scene rather dull—at any rate, quite the
+reverse of gay and festive. As to the rest of us, I can’t say that we
+were a particularly lively lot. A stern regard to truth compels me
+reluctantly to remark that we were unprepossessing looking rather than
+otherwise. The majority I of us there were lads with billycock hats and
+short pipes, who talked little to each other, but smoked and drank beer
+in solemn silence. The cheerfulest personage in the room was the potboy,
+who, as he stalked about with his apron on and his shirt-sleeves tucked
+up, seemed to be quite at home with his customers. Some of the lads had
+their sweethearts with them; at any rate I presume they were such from
+the retiring way in which they sat—she, after the manner of such young
+people in a large room, chiefly occupied in counting the ten fingers of
+her red and ungloved hands, while her male admirer sat smoking his short
+pipe and spitting on the sanded floor in a way more suggestive of perfect
+freedom than of grace. I could see but two decent-looking girls in the
+room, which, by the time the entertainment was over, contained as many as
+sixty or seventy. Evidently the class of customers expected was a low
+one, greengrocers’ and costermongers’ boys apparently, and such like.
+The tables were of the commonest order, and we had no chairs, nothing but
+long forms, to sit on. In the middle by the wall was a small platform,
+carpeted; on this platform was a chair and table, and it was there the
+hero of the evening seated himself, and it was from thence that at
+intervals he declaimed. As to the entertainment, if such it may be
+called, the less said about it the better. A more fifth-rate,
+broken-down, ranting old hack I think I never heard. Even now it puzzles
+me to think how the landlord could have ever had the impudence to attach
+the term “celebrated” to his name. It seemed as if the reader had an
+impediment in his speech, so laughable and grotesque was his enunciation,
+which, however, never failed to bring down an applause in the way of raps
+on the tables which caused the glasses to jingle—to the manifest danger
+of spilling their contents. We had a recitation about Robert Bruce, and
+other well-known readings; then he bellowed and tossed his arms about and
+screamed! How dull were his comic passages! How comic was his pathos!
+Surely never was good poetry more mangled in its delivery before. I can
+stand a good deal—I am bound to stand a good deal, for in the course of a
+year I have to listen to as much bad oratory as most; but at last I could
+stand it no longer, and was compelled to beat a precipitate retreat,
+feeling that I had over-estimated the public spirit of the landlord and
+his desire to provide intellectual amusement for his friends—feeling that
+these readings for the people are nothing better than an excuse for
+getting boys and girls to sit smoking and drinking, wasting their time
+and injuring their constitutions, on a night that should be sacred to
+better things, in the tainted atmosphere of a public-house.
+
+
+
+
+VI.—THE LOW LODGING-HOUSE.
+
+
+Is chiefly to be found in Whitechapel, in Westminster, and in Drury Lane.
+It is in such places the majority of our working men live, especially
+when they are out of work or given to drink; and the drinking that goes
+on in these places is often truly frightful, especially where the sexes
+are mixed, and married people, or men and women supposed to be such,
+abound. In some of these lodging-houses as many as two or three hundred
+people live; and if anything can keep a man down in the world, and render
+him hopeless as to the future, it is the society and the general tone of
+such places. Yet in them are to be met women who were expected to shine
+in society—students from the universities—ministers of the Gospel—all
+herding in these filthy dens like so many swine. It is rarely a man
+rises from the low surroundings of a low lodging-house. He must be a
+very strong man if he does. Such a place as a Workman’s City has no
+charms for the class of whom I write. Some of them would not care to
+live there. It is no attraction to them that there is no public-house on
+the estate, that the houses are clean, that the people are orderly, that
+the air is pure and bracing. They have no taste or capacity for the
+enjoyment of that kind of life. They have lived in slums, they have been
+accustomed to filth, they have no objection to overcrowding, they must
+have a public-house next door. This is why they live in St. Giles’s or
+in Whitechapel, where the sight of their numbers is appalling, or why
+they crowd into such low neighbourhoods as abound in Drury Lane. Drury
+Lane is not at all times handy for their work. On the contrary, some of
+its inhabitants come a long way. One Saturday night I met a man there
+who told me he worked at Aldershot. Of course to many it is convenient.
+It is near Covent Garden, where many go to work as early as 4 A.M.; and
+it is close to the Strand, where its juvenile population earn their daily
+food. Ten to one the boy who offers you “the Hevening Hecho,” the lass
+who would fain sell you cigar-lights and flowers, the woman who thrusts
+the opera programme into your carriage as you drive down Bow Street, the
+questionable gentleman who, if chance occurs, eases you of your
+pocket-handkerchief or your purse, the poor girl who, in tawdry finery,
+walks her weary way backwards and forwards in the Strand, whether the
+weather be wet or dry, long after her virtuous sisters are asleep—all
+hail from Drury Lane. It has ever been a spot to be shunned. Upwards of
+a hundred years ago, Gay wrote in his “Trivia”—
+
+ Oh, may thy virtue guard thee through the roads
+ Of Drury’s mazy courts and dark abodes.
+
+It is not of Drury Lane itself, but of its mazy courts that I write.
+Drury Lane is a shabby but industrious street. It is inhabited chiefly
+by tradespeople, who, like all of us, have to work hard for their living;
+but at the back of Drury Lane—on the left as you come from New Oxford
+Street—there run courts and streets as densely inhabited as any of the
+most crowded and filthy parts of the metropolis, and compared with which
+Drury Lane is respectability itself. A few days since I wanted to hear
+Happy William in a fine new chapel they have got in Little Wild Street.
+As I went my way, past rag-shops and cow-houses, I found myself in an
+exclusively Irish population, some of whom were kneeling and crossing
+themselves at the old Roman Catholic chapel close by, but the larger
+number of whom were drinking at one or other of the public-houses of the
+district. At the newspaper-shop at the corner, the only bills I saw were
+those of _The Flag of Ireland_, or _The Irishman_, or _The Universe_. In
+about half an hour there were three fights, one of them between women,
+which was watched with breathless interest by a swarming crowd, and which
+ended in one of the combatants, a yellow-haired female, being led to the
+neighbouring hospital. On his native heather an Irishman cares little
+about cleanliness. As I have seen his rude hut, in which the pigs and
+potatoes and the children are mixed up in inextricable confusion, I have
+felt how pressing is the question in Ireland, not of Home Rule, but of
+Home Reform. I admit his children are fat and numerous, but it is
+because they live on the hill-side, where no pestilent breath from the
+city ever comes.
+
+In the neighbourhood of Drury Lane it is different; there is no fresh air
+there, and the only flowers one sees are those bought at Covent Garden.
+Everywhere on a summer night (she “has no smile of light” in Drury Lane),
+you are surrounded by men, women, and children, so that you can scarce
+pick your way. In Parker Street and Charles Street, and such-like
+places, the houses seem as if they never had been cleaned since they were
+built, yet each house is full of people—the number of families is
+according to the number of rooms. I should say four-and-sixpence a week
+is the average rent for these tumble-down and truly repulsive apartments.
+Children play in the middle of the street, amidst the dirt and refuse;
+costermongers, who are the capitalists of the district, live here with
+their donkeys; across the courts is hung the family linen to dry. You
+sicken at every step. Men stand leaning gloomily against the sides of
+the houses; women, with unlovely faces, glare at you sullenly as you pass
+by.
+
+The City Missionary is, perhaps, the only one who comes here with a
+friendly word, and a drop of comfort and hope for all. Of course the
+inhabitants are as little indoors as possible. It may be that the
+streets are dull and dirty, but the interiors are worse. Only think of a
+family, with grown-up sons and daughters, all living and sleeping in one
+room! The conditions of the place are as bad morally as they are
+physically.
+
+It is but natural that the people drink more than they eat, that the
+women soon grow old and haggard, and that the little babes, stupefied
+with gin and beer, die off, happily, almost as fast as they are born.
+Here you see men and women so foul and scarred and degraded that it is
+mockery to say that they were made in the image of the Maker, and that
+the inspiration of the Almighty gave them understanding; and you ask is
+this a civilised land, and are we a Christian people?
+
+No wonder that from such haunts the girl gladly rushes to put on the
+harlot’s livery of shame, and comes here after her short career of gaiety
+to die of disease and gin. In some of the streets are forty or fifty
+lodging-houses for women or men, as the case may be. In some of these
+lodging-houses there are men who make their thirty shillings or two
+pounds a week. In others are the broken-down mendicants who live on
+soup-kitchens and begging. You can see no greater wretchedness in the
+human form than what you see here. And, as some of these lodging-houses
+will hold ninety people, you may get some idea of their number. When I
+say that the sitting-room is common to all, that it has always a roaring
+fire, and that all day, and almost all night long, each lodger is cooking
+his victuals, you can get a fair idea of the intolerable atmosphere, in
+spite of the door being ever open. It seemed to me that a large number
+of the people could live in better apartments if they were so disposed,
+and if their only enjoyment was not a public-house debauch. The keepers
+of these houses seemed very fair-spoken men.
+
+I met with only one rebuff, and that was at a model house in Charles
+Street. As I airily tapped at the window, and asked the old woman if I
+could have a bed, at first she was civil enough, but when I ventured to
+question her a bit she angrily took herself off, remarking that she did
+not know who I was, and that she was not going to let a stranger get
+information out of her.
+
+As to myself, I can only say that I had rather lodge in any gaol than in
+the slums of Drury Lane. The sight of sights in this district is that of
+the public-houses and the crowds who fill them. On Saturday every bar
+was crammed; at some you could not get in at the door. The women were as
+numerous as the men; in the daytime they are far more so; and as almost
+every woman has a child in her arms, and another or two tugging at her
+gown, and as they are all formed into gossiping knots, one can imagine
+the noise of such places.
+
+D.D.—City readers will know whom I refer to—has opened a branch
+establishment in Drury Lane, and his place was the only one that was not
+crowded. I can easily understand the reason—one of the regulations of
+D.D.’s establishment is that no intoxicated person should be served. I
+have reason to conclude, from a conversation I had some time ago with one
+of D.D.’s barmen, that the rule is not very strictly enforced; but if it
+were carried out at all by the other publicans in Drury Lane I am sure
+there would be a great falling off of business. Almost every woman had a
+basket; in that basket was a bottle, which, in the course of the evening,
+was filled with gin for private consumption; and it was quite appalling
+to see the number of little pale-faced ragged girls who came with similar
+bottles on a similar errand. When the liquor takes effect, the women are
+the most troublesome, and use the worst language.
+
+On my remarking to a policeman that the neighbourhood was, comparatively
+speaking, quiet, he said there had been three or four rows already, and
+pointed to a pool of blood as confirmation of his statement. The men
+seemed all more or less stupidly drunk, and stood up one against another
+like a certain Scotch regiment, of which the officer, when complimented
+on their sobriety, remarked that they resembled a pack of cards—if one
+falls, down go all the rest.
+
+Late hours are the fashion in the neighbourhood of Drury Lane. It is
+never before two on a Sunday morning that there is quiet there. Death,
+says Horace, strikes with equal foot the home of the poor and the palace
+of the prince. This is not true as regards low lodging-houses. Even in
+Bethnal Green the Sanitary Commission found that the mean age at death
+among the families of the gentry, professionalists, and richer classes of
+that part of Loudon was forty-four, whilst that of the families of the
+artisan class was about twenty-two.
+
+Everyone—for surely everyone has read Mr. Plimsoll’s appeal on behalf of
+the poor sailors—must remember the description of his experiences in a
+lodging-house of the better sort, established by the efforts of Lord
+Shaftesbury in Fetter Lane and Hatton Garden. “It is astonishing,” says
+Mr. Plimsoll, “how little you can live on when you divest yourselves of
+all fancied needs. I had plenty of good wheat bread to eat all the week,
+and the half of a herring for a relish (less will do, if you can’t afford
+half, for it is a splendid fish), and good coffee to drink, and I know
+how much—or, rather how little—roast shoulder of mutton you can get for
+twopence for your Sunday’s dinner.”
+
+I propose to write of other lodging-houses—houses of a lower character,
+and filled, I imagine, with men of a lower class. Mr. Plimsoll speaks in
+tones of admiration of the honest hard-working men whom he met in his
+lodging-house. They were certainly gifted with manly virtues, and
+deserved all his praise. In answer to the question, What did I see
+there? he replies:
+
+“I found the workmen considerate for each other. I found that they would
+go out (those who were out of employment) day after day, and patiently
+trudge miles and miles seeking employment, returning night after night
+unsuccessful and dispirited, only, however, to sally out the following
+morning with renewed determination. They would walk incredibly long
+distances to places where they heard of a job of work; and this, not for
+a few days, but for many, many days. And I have seen such a man sit down
+wearily by the fire (we had a common room for sitting, and cooking, and
+everything), with a hungry, despondent look—he had not tasted food all
+day—and accosted by another, scarcely less poor than himself, with ‘Here,
+mate, get this into thee,’ handing him at the same time a piece of bread
+and some cold meat, and afterwards some coffee, and adding, ‘Better luck
+to-morrow; keep up your pecker.’ And all this without any idea that they
+were practising the most splendid patience, fortitude, courage, and
+generosity I had ever seen.”
+
+Perhaps the eulogy is a little overstrained. Men, even if they are not
+working men, do learn to help each other, unless they are very bad
+indeed; and it does not seem so surprising to me as it does to Mr.
+Plimsoll that even such men “talk of absent wife and children.”
+Certainly it is the least a husband and the father of a family can do.
+
+The British working man has his fair share of faults, but just now he has
+been so belaboured on all sides with praise that he is getting to be
+rather a nuisance. In our day it is to be feared he is rapidly
+degenerating. He does not work so well as he did, nor so long, and he
+gets higher wages. One natural result of this state of things is that
+the class just above him—the class who, perhaps, are the worst off in the
+land—have to pay an increased price for everything that they eat and
+drink or wear, or need in any way for the use of their persons or the
+comfort and protection of their homes. Another result, and this is much
+worse, is that the workman spends his extra time and wages in the
+public-houses, and that we have an increase of paupers to keep and crime
+to punish. There is no gainsaying admitted facts; there is no use in
+boasting of the increased intelligence of the working man, when the facts
+are the other way. As he gets more money and power, he becomes less
+amenable to rule and reason. Last year, according to Colonel Henderson’s
+report, drunk and disorderly cases had increased from 23,007 to 33,867.
+It is to be expected the returns of the City police will be equally
+unsatisfactory. As I write, I take the following from _The Echo_: In a
+certain district in London, facing each other, are two corner-houses in
+which the business of a publican and a chemist are respectively carried
+on. In the course of twenty-five years the houses have changed hands
+three times, and at the last change the purchase money of the
+public-house amounted to £14,300, and that of the chemist’s business to
+only £1,000. Of course the publican drives his carriage and pair, while
+the druggist has to use Shanks’s pony.
+
+But this is a digression. It is of lodging-houses I write. It seems
+that there are lodging-houses of many kinds. Perhaps some of the best
+were those of which Mr. Plimsoll had experience. The Peabody buildings
+are, I believe, not inhabited by poor people at all. The worst, perhaps,
+are those in Flower and Dean Street, Spitalfields, and the adjacent
+district. One naturally assumes that no good can come out of Flower and
+Dean Street, just as it was assumed of old that no good could come out of
+Nazareth. This was illustrated in a curious way the other day. One of
+the earnest philanthropists connected with Miss Macpherson’s Home of
+Industry at the corner, was talking with an old woman on the way of
+salvation. She pleaded that on that head she had nothing to learn. She
+had led a good life, she had never done anybody any harm, she never used
+bad language, and, in short, she had lived in the village of Morality, to
+quote John Bunyan, of which Mr. Worldly Wiseman had so much to say when
+he met poor Christian, just as he had escaped with his heavy burden on
+his shoulder out of the Slough of Despond, and that would not do for our
+young evangelist.
+
+“My good woman,” said he sadly, “that is not enough. You may have been
+all you say, and yet not be a true Christian after all.”
+
+“Of course it ain’t,” said a man who had been listening to the
+conversation. “You’ll never get to heaven that way. You must believe on
+the Lord Jesus Christ, and then you will be saved.”
+
+“Ah,” said the evangelist, “you know that, do you? I hope you live
+accordingly.”
+
+“Oh yes; I know it well enough,” was the reply; “but of course I can’t
+practise it. I am one of the light-fingered gentry, I am, and I live in
+Flower and Dean Street;” and away he hurried as if he saw a policeman,
+and as if he knew that he was wanted.
+
+The above anecdote, the truth of which I can vouch for, indicates the
+sort of place Flower and Dean Street is, and the kind of company one
+meets there. It is a place that always gives the police a great deal of
+trouble. Close by is a court, even lower in the world than Flower and
+Dean Street, and it is to me a wonder how such a place can be suffered to
+exist. What with Keane’s Court and Flower and Dean Street the police
+have their hands pretty full day and night, especially the latter.
+Robbery and drunkenness and fighting and midnight brawls are the regular
+and normal state of affairs, and are expected as a matter of course.
+When I was there last a woman had been taken out of Keane’s Court on a
+charge of stabbing a man she had inveigled into one of the houses, or
+rather hovels—you can scarcely call them houses in the court. She was
+let off, as the man refused to appear against her, and the chances are
+that she will again be at her little tricks. They have rough ways, the
+men and women of this district; they are not given to stand much upon
+ceremony; they have little faith in moral suasion, but have unbounded
+confidence in physical force. A few miles of such a place, and London
+were a Sodom and Gomorrah.
+
+But I have not yet described the street. We will walk down it, if you
+please. It is not a long street, nor is it a very new one; but is it a
+very striking one, nevertheless. Every house almost you come to is a
+lodging-house, and some of them are very large ones, holding as many as
+four hundred beds. Men unshaven and unwashed are standing loafing about,
+though in reality this is the hour when, all over London, honest men are
+too glad to be at work earning their daily bread. A few lads and men are
+engaged in the intellectual and fashionable amusement known as pitch and
+toss. Well, if they play fairly, I do not know that City people can find
+much fault with them for doing so. They cannot get rid of their money
+more quickly than they would were they to gamble on the Stock Exchange,
+or to invest in limited liability companies or mines which promise cent.
+per cent. and never yield a rap but to the promoters who get up the
+bubble, or to the agent who, as a friend, begs and persuades you to go
+into them, as he has a lot of shares which he means to keep for himself,
+but of which, as you are a friend, and as a mark of special favour, he
+would kindly accommodate you with a few.
+
+But your presence is not welcomed in the street. You are not a lodger,
+that is clear. Curious and angry eyes follow you all the way. Of course
+your presence there—the apparition of anything respectable—is an event
+which creates alarm rather than surprise.
+
+In the square mile of which this street in the centre, it is computed are
+crowded one hundred and twenty thousand of our poorest population—men and
+women who have sunk exhausted in the battle of life, and who come here to
+hide their wretchedness and shame, and in too many cases to train their
+little ones to follow in their steps. The children have neither shoes
+nor stockings. They are covered with filth, they are innocent of all the
+social virtues, and here is their happy hunting-ground; they are a people
+by themselves.
+
+All round are planted Jews and Germans. In Commercial Street the chances
+are you may hear as much German as if you were in Deutschland itself.
+Nor is this all; the place is a perfect Babel. It is a pity that Flower
+and Dean Street should be, as it were, representative of England and her
+institutions. It must give the intelligent foreigner rather a shock.
+
+But _place aux dames_ is my motto, and even in the slums let woman take
+the position which is her due. In the streets the ladies are not in any
+sense particular, and can scream long and loudly, particularly when under
+the influence of liquor. They are especially well developed as to their
+arms, and can defend themselves, if that be necessary, against the
+rudeness or insolence or the too-gushing affection of the other sex. As
+to their manners and morals, perhaps the less said about them the better.
+
+Let us step into one of the lodging-houses which is set apart exclusively
+for their use. The charge for admission is threepence or fourpence a
+night, or a little less by the week. You can have no idea of the size of
+one of these places unless you enter. We will pay a visit in the
+afternoon, when most of the bedrooms are empty. At the door is a
+box-office, as it were, for the sale of tickets of admission. Behind
+extends a large room, provided at one end with cooking apparatus and well
+supplied with tables and chairs, at which are seated a few old helpless
+females, who have nothing to do, and don’t seem to care much about
+getting out into the sun. Let us ascend under the guidance of the female
+who has charge of the place, and who has to sit up till 3 A.M. to admit
+her fair friends, some of whom evidently keep bad hours and are given
+rather too much to the habit of what we call making a night of it. Of
+course most of the rooms are unoccupied, but they are full of beds, which
+are placed as close together as possible; and this is all the furniture
+in the room, with the exception of the glass, without which no one, male
+or female, can properly perform the duties of the toilette. One woman is
+already thus occupied. In another room, we catch sight of a few still in
+bed, or sitting listlessly on their beds. They are mostly youthful, and
+regard us from afar with natural curiosity—some actually seeming inclined
+to giggle at our intrusion. As it is, we feel thankful that we need not
+remain a moment in such company, and we leave them to their terrible
+fate.
+
+A few hours later they will be out in the streets, seeking whom they may
+devour. Go down Whitechapel way, and you will see them in shoals
+haunting the public-houses of the district, or promenading the pavement,
+or talking to men as sunk in the social scale as themselves. They are
+fond of light dresses; they eschew bonnets or hats. Some are
+half-starved; others seem in good condition; and they need be so to stand
+the life they have to lead. Let us hope Heaven will have more mercy on
+such as they than man. It cannot be that decent respectable women live
+in Flower and Dean Street.
+
+But what of the men? Well, I answer at the first glance, you see that
+they are a rough lot. Some are simply unfortunate and friendless and
+poor; others do really work honestly for their living—as dock labourers,
+or as porters in some of the surrounding markets, or at any chance job
+that may come in their way; many, alas, are of the light-fingered
+fraternity. The police have but a poor opinion of the honesty of the
+entire district—but then the police are so uncharitable! The members of
+the Christian community and others who come here on a Sunday and preach
+in more than one of the lodging-houses in the street have a better
+opinion, and certainly can point to men and women reclaimed by their
+labours, and now leading decent godly lives. It requires some firmness
+and Christian love to go preaching in these huge lodging-houses, in which
+one, it seemed to me, might easily be made away with. Even in the
+daytime they have an ugly look, filled as they are with idle men, who are
+asleep now, but who will be busy enough by-and-by—when honesty has done
+its work and respectability is gone to bed. As commercial speculations I
+suppose money is made by these places. The proprietor has but little
+expense to incur in the way of providing furniture or attendance, and in
+some cases he supplies refreshments, on which of course he makes a
+profit. But each lodger is at liberty to cater for himself, or to leave
+it alone if times are bad and money is scarce. At any rate there is the
+fire always burning, and the locker in which each lodger may stow away
+what epicurean delicacy or worldly treasure he may possess. I have been
+in prisons and workhouses, and I can say the inmates of such places are
+much better lodged, and have better care taken of them, and are better
+off than the poor people of Flower and Dean Street. The best thing that
+could happen for them would be the destruction of the whole place by
+fire. Circumstances have much to do with the formation of character, and
+in a more respectable neighbourhood they would become a little more
+respectable themselves.
+
+In the lodging-houses at Westminster the inhabitants are of a much more
+industrious character. In Lant Street, Borough, they are quite the
+reverse. A man should have his wits about him who attempts to penetrate
+into the mysteries or to understand the life of a low lodging-house
+there.
+
+For ages the Mint in the Borough has gained an unenviable name, not only
+as the happy hunting-ground of the disreputable, the prostitute, the
+thief, the outcast, the most wretched and the lowest of the poor, yet
+there was a time when it was great and famous. There that brave and
+accomplished courtier, the Duke of Suffolk, brought his royal bride, the
+handsome sister of our Henry VIII. It was there poor Edward VI. came on
+a visit all the way from Hampton Court. It was the goodly gift of Mary
+the unhappy and ill-fated to the Archbishop of York. Somehow or other
+Church property seems to be detrimental to the respectability of a
+neighbourhood, hence the truth of the old adage, “The nearer the church,
+the farther from God.” At any rate this was the case as regards the Mint
+in the Borough, which in Gay’s time had sunk so low that he made it the
+scene of his “Beggar’s Opera,” and there still law may be said to be
+powerless, and there still they point out the house in which lived
+Jonathan Wild. In the reign of William, our Protestant hero, and George
+I., our Hanoverian deliverer, a desperate attempt was made to clear the
+place of the rogues and vagabonds to whom it afforded shelter and
+sanctuary; but somehow or other in vain, though all debtors under fifty
+pounds had their liabilities wiped off by royal liberality. The place
+was past mending, and so it has ever since remained. It is not a
+neighbourhood for a lady at any time, but to inhabit it all that is
+requisite is that, by fair means or foul (in the Mint they are as little
+particular as to the way in which money is made as they are in the City
+or on the Stock Exchange), you have fourpence to pay for a night’s
+lodging. All round the place prices may be described as low, to suit the
+convenience of the customer. You are shaved for a penny. Your hair is
+cut and curled for twopence. The literature for sale may be termed
+sensational, and the chandlers’ shops, which are of the truest character
+if I may judge by the contents, do a trade which may be described as
+miscellaneous.
+
+It is sad to see the successive waves of pauperism rise and burst and
+disappear. On they come, one after another, as fast as the eye can catch
+them, and far faster than the mind can realise all the hidden and complex
+causes of which they are the painful result. One asks, Is this always to
+be so? Is there to be no end to this supply, of which we see only the
+surface, as it were? Are all the lessons of the past in vain? Cannot
+Science, with all its boasted arts, remove the causes, be they what they
+may, and effect a cure? Is the task too appalling for philanthropy?
+Some such thoughts came into my head as I looked upon the dense mass of
+men and women, destitute of work and food, who, at an early hour on the
+first Sunday in the New Year were collected from all the lodging-houses
+in the unpretentious but well-known building known as the Gray’s Yard
+Ragged Church and Schools, in a part of London not supposed, like the
+Seven Dials, to be the home of the wretched, and close by the mansions of
+the rich and the great. When I entered, as many as seven hundred had
+been got together, and there was a crowd three hundred strong, equally
+hungry, equally destitute, and equally worthy of Christian benevolence.
+On entering, each person, as soon as he or she had taken his or her seat,
+was treated to two thick slices of bread-and-butter and a cup of coffee,
+and at the close of the service there was the usual distribution of a
+pound meat-pie and a piece of cake to each individual, and coffee _ad
+libitum_. It may be added that the cost of this breakfast does not come
+out of the funds of the institution, but is defrayed by special
+subscriptions, and that Mr. John Morley had sent, as he always does, a
+parcel of one thousand Gospels for distribution. But what has this got
+to do, asks the reader, with the thought which, as I say, the sight
+suggested to me? Why, everything. In the course of the morning, Mr. F.
+Bevan, the chairman, asked those who had been there before to hold up
+their hands, and there was not one hand held up in answer to the
+question. There was a similar negative response when it was asked of
+that able-bodied mass before me—for there were no very old men in the
+crowd—as to whether any of them were in regular work. This year’s
+pauperism is, then, but the crop of the year. Relieved to-day, next year
+another crowd will follow; and so the dark and sullen waves, mournfully
+moaning and wailing, of the measureless ocean of human sorrow and
+suffering, and want and despair, ever come and ever go. The Christian
+Church is the lifeboat sailing across this ocean in answer to the cry for
+help, and rescuing them that are ready to perish. There are cynics who
+say even all this Christmas feasting does no good. It is a fact that on
+Christmas week there is a sudden and wonderful exodus from the workhouses
+around London.
+
+We cannot get improved men and women till we have improved
+lodging-houses. Recently it was calculated that in St. Giles’s parish
+(once it was St. Giles’s-in-the-Fields), there were no less than 3,000
+families living in single rooms. Again, in the parish of Holborn, there
+were quite 12,000, out of a population of 44,000, living in single rooms.
+Under such circumstances, what can we expect but physical and moral
+degradation? Healthy life is impossible for man or woman, boy or girl.
+A Divine Authority tells us, men do not gather grapes of thorns or figs
+of thistles. As I write, however, a ray of light reaches me. It appears
+nearly 10,000 persons are now reaping the benefit of the Peabody Fund.
+In the far east there are buildings at Shadwell and Spitalfields; in the
+far west at Chelsea, in Westminster, and at Grosvenor Road, Pimlico—the
+latter perfectly appointed edifice alone accommodating 1,952 persons. As
+many as 768 are lodged in the Islington block, and on the south side of
+the Thames there are Peabody buildings at Bermondsey, in the Blackfriars
+Road, Stamford Street, and Southwark Street. One room in the Peabody
+buildings is never let to two persons. A writer in _The Daily News_
+says: Advantage has been taken by the Peabody trustees to purchase land
+brought into the market by the operation of the Artisans and Labourers’
+Dwellings Act. At the present moment nineteen blocks of building are in
+course of removal either by the City or the Metropolitan Board of Works.
+They are situate at Peartree Court, Clerkenwell; Goulston Street,
+Whitechapel; St. George the Martyr, Southwark; Bedfordbury; Whitechapel
+and Limehouse, near the London Docks; High Street, Islington; Essex Road,
+Islington; Whitecross Street; Old Pye Street, Westminster; Great Wild
+Street, Drury Lane; Marylebone, hard by the Edgware Road; Wells Street,
+Poplar; Little Coram Street; and Great Peter Street, Westminster. All
+these are under the control of the Metropolitan Board of Works. The
+remaining three—at Petticoat Square, at Golden Lane, and at Barbican—are
+being removed by the Corporation of the City of London. It is estimated
+that forty-one acres of land will be laid bare by this clearance—a space
+capable of lodging properly at least as many thousand people. There are
+of course other helpers in the same direction as the Peabody trustees,
+without being quite in the same sense public bodies administering a large
+fund for a special purpose, with the single object of extending its
+sphere of usefulness in accordance with public policy. Some of the
+companies, however, work for five per cent. return, and their efforts to
+construct suitable dwellings for workpeople and labourers are very
+valuable. The Improved Industrial Dwellings Company has buildings at
+Bethnal Green Road, at Shoreditch, at Willow Street, and close to the
+goods station of the Great Northern Railway, besides two blocks near the
+City Road. The Metropolitan Association has blocks of buildings in
+Whitechapel, and in many spots farther west, as have the Marylebone
+Association, the London Labourers’ Dwellings Society, and other bodies of
+similar kind. The success of Miss Octavia Hill in encouraging the
+construction of dwellings of the class required is well known, as are the
+buildings erected by Sir Sydney Waterlow, Mr. G. Cutt, and Mr. Newson.
+It is almost needless to add that the Baroness Burdett-Coutts has taken a
+warm interest in this important movement, as a building at Shoreditch now
+accommodating seven hundred persons will testify.
+
+
+
+
+VII.—STUDIES AT THE BAR.
+
+
+On Christmas Eve, in the midst of a dense fog that filled one’s throat
+and closed one’s eyes, and rendered the vast City one huge sepulchre, as
+it were, peopled by ghosts and ghouls, I spent a few hours in what may be
+called studies at the bar.
+
+First, I turned my steps down Whitechapel way. It is there the pressure
+of poverty is felt as much as anywhere in London, and as it was early in
+the evening I went there, I saw it under favourable circumstances, for
+the sober people would be shopping, and the drunken ones would scarcely
+have commenced that riot and quarrelling which are the result in most
+cases of indulgence in alcohol. From the publican’s point of view, of
+course, I had nothing to expect but unmitigated pleasure. The stuff they
+sell, they tell us, is the gift of a good Providence, sent us in order to
+alleviate the gloom and lighten the cares of life. “It is a poor heart
+that never rejoices,” and on Christmas Eve, when we are thinking of the
+birth of Him who came to send peace on earth and goodwill amongst men, a
+little extra enjoyment may be expected. In some bars ample provision had
+been made for the event; decorations had been freely resorted to, and
+everything had been done to give colour to the delusion that Christmas
+jollity was to be produced and heightened by the use of what the publican
+had to sell. Almost the first glimpse I got of the consequences of
+adherence to this doctrine was at a corner house in Whitechapel, before I
+got as far as the church, where from the side-door of a gin-palace rushed
+out a little dirty woman with a pot of beer in her hand, followed by a
+taller one, who, catching hold of her, began to hit her. On this the
+attacked woman took a savage grip of the front hair of her opponent, who
+began to scream “Murder!” with might and main. A crowd was formed
+immediately, in the expectation of that favourite entertainment of a
+certain section of the British public—a free fight between two tipsy
+women; but, alas! they were too far gone to fight, and, after a good deal
+of bad language, the woman with the porter pursued her victorious way,
+while the other, almost too drunk to stand, returned to the bar, to
+rejoin the dirty group she had left, and to be served again—contrary, as
+I understand, to the law of the land—with the liquor of which she had
+already had more than enough. In that compartment everything was
+dirty—the women at the bar and the man behind it, nor was there a spark
+of good feeling or happiness in the group. There they were—the wives and
+mothers of the people—all equally besotted, all equally wretched. Oh
+heavens, what a sight!
+
+And this reminds me of what I saw at a bar in the Gray’s Inn Road, in one
+of the largest of the many houses opened for refreshment, as it is
+called. In one compartment there were some thirty or forty wretched,
+dirty, ragged people, mostly women. One of them was in a state of
+elevation, and was dancing to a set who were evidently too far gone to
+appreciate her performance. With tipsy gravity, however, she continued
+her self-appointed task. Ah, poor thing! thought I, you are gay and
+hilarious now—to-morrow you will lie shivering in the cold—possibly
+crying for a morsel of bread. You have a garret to sleep in, and nothing
+to look forward to but the hospital or the workhouse. Heaven wills it,
+says the pietist. Heaven does nothing of the kind. In the mad
+debauchery I saw in that bar I am sure there must have been spent money
+that would have given the wretched topers happier homes, better dinners,
+and a future far happier than that which I saw hanging over them.
+
+In Chancery Lane I came on several illustrations of the joyous
+conviviality of the season. One poor fellow just before me came down
+with a tremendous crash. Another nearly ran me down as he steered his
+difficult way along the slippery street and through the gloomy fog.
+Another merry old soul had given up all attempt to find his way home, and
+had seated himself on a doorstep, planted his hat on one side of his
+head, put his hands in his pockets to keep them warm, and there, asleep,
+with a short pipe in his mouth, and his legs stretched out, looked as
+mournful and seedy an object as anyone could desire to contemplate. He
+had evidently been having a pleasant evening with his companions over a
+social glass, merely keeping up good old English customs, wishing himself
+and everyone he knew a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
+
+At the gin-palaces near the railway termini, and in those bordering on
+any place of general marketing, the crowd of customers was enormous, and
+the class was far superior to those I saw in Drury Lane or Whitechapel,
+or the Gray’s Inn Road. They were real respectable working men and their
+wives, who had been out marketing for the morrow, and who, proud of their
+success in that direction, and of the store of good things they had
+collected for the anticipated dinner, had to treat themselves with a
+parting glass ere they went home. It was a busy time for the men at the
+bar. In one large public with four or five compartments, I reckoned
+there must have been nearly a hundred customers. It was quite an effort
+for anyone to get served; he had to fight his way through the mob to pay
+his money and get his glass, and then to struggle back to a quiet corner
+to drink off its contents with a friend or his wife, but there was no
+drunkenness.
+
+The men and women of the respectable working class are not drunkards.
+They have too much sense for that, but they were merry, and a little
+inclined to be too talkative and heedless. For instance, a party of four
+went straight from a public-house to a railway station at which I
+happened to be waiting. One couple were going by the train home—another
+couple had come to see them off. The wife of the travelling party was
+fat and heavy, and in her jolly, careless mood, induced by the evening’s
+conviviality, as the train came up she missed her step and fell between
+the wheels and the platform. Fortunately the train had come to a
+standstill, or that woman and her husband and her family would have had
+anything but a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
+
+In one place, patronised by navvies and their wives, there was such a
+hideous exhibition of indecency that I may not record it. “Why don’t you
+interfere?” said a gentleman to the pot-boy. “Oh,” was the reply, “you
+can’t say anything at this season of the year. It is best to leave them
+alone.”
+
+In such low neighbourhoods as Drury Lane it seemed to me that the men
+preponderated; indeed, at many places they were the only customers. One
+could not much wonder to find them in such places. Either they live in
+the low lodging-houses close by, where they pay fourpence a night for a
+bed, or they have a room for themselves and families in the
+neighbourhood. In neither case is there much peace for them in what they
+call their home. They are best out of doors, and then comes the
+attraction of the public-house, and on Christmas Eve in the dull raw fog
+almost the only bright spot visible was the gleam of its gaudy splendour,
+and as a natural consequence bars were pretty well filled. They always
+are in poor neighbourhoods of a night, and especially such as have a
+corner situation. It is always good times with the proprietors of such
+places, even if trade be bad and men are out of work, and little children
+cry for bread and old people die of starvation and want. A corner
+public-house is never driven into the bankruptcy court.
+
+But let me change the scene. These low neighbourhoods are really
+disgusting to people of cultivated minds and refined tastes. I am
+standing in a wonderfully beautiful hall. On one side is a long counter
+filled with decanters and wineglasses. Behind these are some lively
+young ladies, fashionably dressed, and with hair elaborately arranged.
+The customers are chiefly young men, whom Albert Smith would have
+described as gents. They mostly patronise what they call “bittah” beer,
+and they are wise in doing so, as young men rarely can afford wine, and
+“bittah” beer is not so likely to affect the few brains they happen to
+have about them. Of course a good deal of wine is drunk, and there is a
+great demand for grog, but beer is the prevailing beverage; and as to tea
+and coffee and such things, they are unfairly handicapped, as the Hebe at
+the bar charges me sixpence for a small cup of coffee, while the gent by
+my side pays but twopence for his beer; nor can I say that he pays too
+much, as he has the opportunity thus afforded to him of talking to a
+young lady who has no refuge from his impertinence, and who is bound to
+be civil unless the cad is notoriously offensive, as her trade is to sell
+liquor, and the more he talks the more he drinks. But the mischief does
+not end here. Many a married man fancies it is fun to loll over the
+counter and spoon with the girls behind. He has more cash than the gent,
+and spends more. If he is not a rich man he would pass himself off as
+such; he drinks more than is good for him; he makes the young ladies
+presents; he talks to them in a sentimental strain, and it may be he has
+a wife and family at home who are in need of almost the necessaries of
+life.
+
+In many cases the end of all this is wretchedness at home and loss of
+character and means of subsistence; if he is in a house of business he
+lives beyond his income, and embezzlement is the result. If he be in
+business on his own account his end is bankruptcy, at any rate his health
+is not benefited by his indulgence at the bar, and to most men who have
+to earn their daily bread loss of health is loss of employment and
+poverty, more or less enduring and grinding and complete. What the
+gin-shop is to the working man, the restaurant and the refreshment bar
+are to the middle classes of society. There is no disgrace in dropping
+in there, and so the young man learns to become a sot. Planted as they
+are at all the railway termini, they are an ever-present danger; they are
+fitted up in a costly style, and the young ladies are expected to be as
+amiable and good-looking as possible, and thus when a young man has a few
+minutes to spare at a railway terminus, naturally he makes his way to the
+refreshment bar.
+
+Dartmoor was full, writes the author of “Convict Life,” with the men whom
+drink had led into crime—from the mean wretch who pawned his wife’s boots
+for ninepence, which he spent in the gin-shop, to the young man from the
+City who became enamoured “with one of the painted and powdered
+decoy-ducks who are on exhibition at the premises of a notorious publican
+within a mile of Regent Circus.” At first he spent a shilling or two
+nightly; but he quickly found that the road to favour was at bottle of
+Moët, of which his _inamorata_ and her painted sisters partook very
+freely. The acquaintance soon ripened under the influence of champagne
+till he robbed his employer, and was sent to Dartmoor. “He told me
+himself,” writes our author, “that from the time he first went to that
+tavern he never went to bed perfectly sober, and that all his follies
+were committed under the influence of champagne.”
+
+Another case he mentions was even worse. At the time of his conviction
+the young man of whom he writes was on the eve of passing an examination
+for one of the learned professions; but be had been an _habitué_ of the
+buffet of let us call it the Royal Grill Room Theatre and a lounger at
+the stage door of that celebrated establishment, and had made the
+acquaintance of one of the ladies of the ballet. Under the influence of
+champagne he also soon came to grief. “In the name of God,” says the
+writer to young men in London, “turn up taverns.”
+
+But what is to be done? The publican, whether he keeps a gin-palace or a
+refreshment bar, must push his trade. The total number of public-houses,
+beershops, and wine-houses in the Metropolitan Parliamentary boroughs is
+8,973, or one to each 333 persons. This is bad; but Newcastle-on-Tyne is
+worse, having one public-house to 160 inhabitants, and Manchester has one
+to every 164 inhabitants. The amount paid in license-fees by publicans
+in the Metropolitan district last year amounted to £108,316; the total
+for the kingdom being £1,133,212. But great as is the number of these
+places, the trade flourishes. A licensed house in one of the finest
+parts of London (Bethnal Green), lately sold for upwards of £22,000.
+Another, a third or fourth rate house in North London, sold for £18,000;
+other licensed houses sell for £30,000, £40,000, £50,000, and even more.
+As to the refreshment bars, it lately came out in evidence that a partner
+in one of the firms most connected with them stated his income to be
+£40,000 a year. It is said one firm, whose business is chiefly devoted
+to refreshment bars, pays its wine merchants as much as £1,000 a week.
+
+
+
+
+VIII.—IN AN OPIUM DEN.
+
+
+An effort is being made by a band of British philanthropists, of which
+the Rev. Mr. Turner is secretary, to put down, if not the opium traffic,
+at any rate that part of it which is covered by the British flag. Opium
+is to the Chinese what the quid is to the British tar, or the gin-bottle
+to the London charwoman. But in reality, as I firmly believe, for the
+purpose of opening the door to all sorts of bribery and corruption, the
+traffic is prohibited as much as possible by the Chinese Government, for
+the ostensible object of preserving the health and morals of the people.
+This task is a very difficult one. A paternal Government is always in
+difficulties, and once we Christian people of England have gone to war
+with the Chinese in order to make them take our Indian-grown opium—a
+manufacture in which a large capital is invested, and the duty of which
+yields the British Government in India a magnificent revenue. It is a
+question for the moralist to decide how far a Government is justified in
+saying to a people: “We know so and so is bad, but as you will use it,
+you may as well pay a heavy tax on its use.” That is the practical way
+in which statesmen look at it, and of course there is a good deal to be
+said for that view. But it is not pleasant to feel that money, even if
+it be used for State purposes, is made in a dirty manner; though I have
+been in countries where the minister of the religion of holiness and
+purity is content to take a part of his living from the brothel-keeper
+and the prostitute. Evidently there are many men as ready to take the
+devil’s money as was Rowland Hill to accept the Bible at his hands.
+
+But I am touching on questions not to be settled in the twinkling of an
+eye, or by a phrase or two in print. Perhaps I may best serve the cause
+of humanity if, instead of saying what I think and feel, I merely content
+myself with describing what I saw in the East-End of London, one Saturday
+night, in this year of grace one thousand eight hundred and seventy-five.
+
+Have my readers ever been in Bluegate Fields, somewhere down Ratcliffe
+Highway? The glory of the place is departed. I am writing _more
+Americano_, where the wickedest man in the town is always regarded as a
+hero. The City missionary and the East London Railway between them have
+reformed the place. To the outward eye it is a waste howling spot, but
+it is a garden of Eden to what it was when a policeman dared not go by
+himself into its courts, and when respectability, if it ever strayed into
+that filthy quarter, generally emerged from it minus its watch and coat,
+and with a skull more or less cracked, and with a face more or less
+bloody.
+
+“Thanks to you,” said a surgeon to a City missionary who has been
+labouring in the spot some sixteen years, and is now recognised as a
+friend wherever he goes, “thanks to you,” said the surgeon, “I can now
+walk along the place alone, and in safety, a thing I never expected to
+do;” and I believe that the testimony is true, and that it is in such
+districts the labours of the City missionary are simply invaluable. Down
+in those parts what we call the Gospel has very little power. It is a
+thing quite outside the mass. There are chapels and churches, it is
+true, but the people don’t go into them. I pass a great Wesleyan I
+chapel. “How is it attended?” I ask; and the answer is: “Very badly
+indeed.” I hear that the nearest Independent chapel is turned into a
+School Board school; and there is Rehoboth,—I need not say it is a hyper
+place of worship, and was, when Bluegate Fields was a teeming mass of
+godless men and women, only attended by some dozen or so of the elect,
+who prayed their prayers, and read their Bible, and listened to their
+parsons with sublime indifference to the fact that there at their very
+door, under their very eyes, within reach of their very hands, were souls
+to be saved, and brands to be snatched from the burning, and jewels to be
+won for the Redeemer’s crown. I can only hear of one preacher in this
+part who is really getting the people to hear him, and he is the Rev.
+Harry Jones, who deserves to be made a bishop, and who would be, if the
+Church of England was wise and knew its dangers, and was careful to avert
+the impending storm, which I, though I may not live to see the day, know
+to be near. But let us pass, on leaving Rehoboth, a black and ugly
+carcass, on the point of being pulled down by the navvy. I turn into a
+little court on my right, one of the very few the railway has spared for
+the present. It may be there are some dozen houses in the court. The
+population is, I should certainly imagine, quite up to the accommodation
+of the place. Indeed, if I might venture to make a remark, it would be
+to the effect that a little more elbow-room would be of great advantage
+to all. From every door across the court are ropes, and on these ropes
+the blankets and sheets and family linen are hanging up to dry. These I
+have to duck under as I walk along; but the people are all civil, though
+my appearance makes them stare, and all give a friendly and respectful
+greeting to the City missionary by my side.
+
+All at once my conductor disappears in a little door, and I follow,
+walking, on this particular occasion, by faith, and not by sight; for the
+passage was dark, and I knew not my way. I climb up a flight of stairs,
+and find myself in a little crib—it would be an abuse of terms to call it
+a room. It is just about my height, and I fancy it is a great deal
+darker and dingier than the room in which a first-class misdemeanant like
+Colonel Baker was confined. The place is full of smoke. It is not at
+first that I take in its contents. As I stand by the door, there are two
+beds of an ancient character; between these beds is a very narrow
+passage, and it is in this passage I recognise the master of the house—a
+black-eyed, cheerful Chinaman, who has become so far naturalised amongst
+us as to do us the honour of taking the truly British name of Johnson.
+Johnson is but thinly clad. I see the perspiration glistening on his
+dark and shining skin; but Johnson seems as pleased to see me as if he
+had known me fifty years. In time, through the smoke, I see Johnson’s
+friends—dark, perspiring figures curled on the beds around, one, for want
+of room, squatting, cross-legged, in a corner—each with a tube of the
+shape and size of a German flute in his hands. I look at this tube with
+some curiosity. In the middle of it is a little bowl. In that little
+bowl is the opium, which is placed there as if it were a little bit of
+tow dipped in tar, and which is set fire to by being held to the little
+lamps, of which there are three or four on the bed or in the room. This
+operation performed, the smoker reclines and draws up the smoke, and
+looks a very picture of happiness and ease. Of course I imitate the bad
+example; I like to do as the Romans do, and Johnson hands me a tube which
+I put into my mouth, while, as I hold it to the lamp, he inserts the
+heated opium into the bowl; and, as I pull, the thick smoke curls up and
+adds to the cloud which makes the room as oppressive as the atmosphere of
+a Turkish bath. How the little pig-eyes glisten! and already I feel that
+I may say: “Am I not a man and a brother?” The conversation becomes
+general. Here we are jolly companions every one. Ching tells me the
+Chinese don’t send us the best tea; and grins all across his yellow face
+as I say that I know that, but intimate that they make us pay for it as
+if they did. Tsing smiles knowingly as I ask him what his wife does when
+he is so long away. Then we have a discussion as to the comparative
+merits of opium and beer, and my Chinese friends sagely observe that it
+is all a matter of taste. “You mans like beer, and we mans in our
+country like opium.” All were unanimous in saying that they never had
+more than a few whiffs, and all that I could learn of its effects when
+taken in excess was that opium sent them off into a stupid sleep. With
+the somewhat doubtful confessions of De Quincey and Coleridge in my
+memory, I tried to get them to acknowledge sudden impulses, poetic
+inspirations, splendid dreams; but of such things these little fellows
+had never conceived; the highest eulogium I heard was: “You have
+pains—pain in de liver, pain in de head—you smoke—all de pains go.” The
+most that I could learn was that opium is an expensive luxury for a poor
+man. Three-halfpenny-worth only gives you a few minutes’ smoke, and
+these men say they don’t smoke more at a time. Lascar Sall, a rather
+disreputable female, well known in the neighbourhood, would, they told
+me, smoke five shillings-worth of opium a day. Johnson’s is the
+clubhouse of the Chinese. He buys the opium and prepares it for smoking,
+and they come and smoke and have a chat, and a cup of tea and a slice of
+bread and butter, and go back and sleep on board ship. Their little
+smoking seemed to do them no harm. The City missionary says he has never
+seen them intoxicated. It made them a little lazy and sleepy—that is
+all; but they had done their day’s work, and had earned as much title to
+a little indulgence as the teetotaler, who regales himself with coffee;
+or the merchant, who smokes his cigar on his pleasant lawn on a summer’s
+eve. I own when I left the room I felt a little giddy, that I had to
+walk the crowded streets with care; but then I was a novice, and the
+effect would not be so great on a second trial. I should have enjoyed a
+cup of good coffee after; but that is a blessing to which we in London,
+with all our boasted civilisation, have not attained. I frankly avow, as
+I walked to the railway station, I almost wished myself back in the opium
+den. There I heard no foul language, saw no men and women fighting, no
+sots reeling into the gutters, or for safety shored up against the wall.
+For it was thus the mob, through which I had to pass, was preparing
+itself for the services of the sanctuary, and the rest of the Sabbath.
+
+
+
+
+IX.—LONDON’S EXCURSIONISTS.
+
+
+Most of my London readers know Southend. It is as pretty a place, when
+the tide is up and the weather is fine, as you can find anywhere near
+London. Standing on the cliff on a clear day it is a lovely panorama
+which greets your eye. At your feet rolls the noble river, to which
+London owes its greatness, and on which sail up and down, night and day,
+no matter how stormy the season may be, the commercial navies of the
+world. On the other side is the mouth of the Medway, with its docks and
+men-of-war; and farther still beyond rise those Kentish hills of which
+Dickens was so fond, and on the top of one of which he lived and died.
+Look to the right, and you see over the broad expanse of waters and the
+marshy land, destined, perhaps, at some distant day to be formed into
+docks and to be crowded with busy life. Look at your left, and the old
+town, with its pier a mile and a quarter long, really looks charming in
+the summer sun. Or you see the shingly beach, at one end of which—you
+learn by report of artillery-firing and the cloud of blue smoke curling
+to the sky—is Shoeburyness. Far away on the open sea, and on the other
+side, the tall cliffs of the Isle of Sheppey loom in the distance.
+
+Lie down on the grass and enjoy yourself. What ozone there is in the
+atmosphere! What brightness in the scene! What joy seems all around!
+Is it not pleasant, after the roar and bustle and smoke and dirt of
+London, to come down here and watch the clouds casting their dark shadow
+on the blue waters; or to follow the gulls, dipping and darting along
+like so many white flies; or to see the feathery sails of yachts and
+pleasure-boats, floating like flakes of snow; or to mark the dark track
+from the funnel of yon steamer, on her way (possibly with a cargo of
+emigrants, to whom fortune had been unfriendly at home) to some
+Australian El Dorado—to which, if I only knew of it, I might probably go
+myself—
+
+ Where every man is free,
+ And none can be in bonds for life
+ For want of £ s. d.
+
+Well, you say, this is a fairy spot, a real Eden, where life is all
+enjoyment, where health and happiness abound, if you could live but
+always there. My dear sir, in a few hours such a change will come over
+the spirit of the dream, such a diabolical transformation will be
+effected, so foul will seem all that now is so bright and fair, that you
+will flee the place, and, as you do so, I indignantly ask, What is the
+use of British law? and wherein consists the virtue of British
+civilisation? and of what avail is British Christianity, if in broad
+daylight, in the principal thoroughfares of the town, your eyes and ears
+are to be shocked by scenes of which I can only say that they would be
+deemed disgraceful in a land of savages? Let us suppose it midday, and
+the usual excursion trains and steamboats have landed some few thousand
+men, women, and children, all dressed in their best, and determined, and
+very properly, to enjoy themselves. What swarms you see everywhere! One
+day actually, I am told, the railway brought as many as eleven thousand.
+You say you are glad to see them; they have worked hard for a holiday;
+and, shut up in the factories, and warehouses, and workshops of the
+East-End, none have more of a right to, or more of a need of, the
+enjoyment of a sea air. Dear sir, you are right; and for a little while
+all goes on as you desire. The enjoyment is varied, and seems to consist
+of wading up to the knees in the sea, in listening to Ethiopian
+serenaders, in the consumption of oysters and apples, in donkey-riding,
+in the purchase of useless ware at the nearest caravan or booth, in being
+photographed, in taking a sail, or in strolling about the beach, and, as
+regards the male part of the excursionists, smoking tobacco more or less
+indifferent. But unfortunately the trains do not return before seven or
+eight o’clock, and of course the excursionists must have a drop of beer
+or spirits to pass away the time, many of them have no idea of a holiday,
+and really and truly cannot enjoy themselves without; and the publicans
+of Southend lay themselves out for the gratification of the excursionist
+in this respect. They have monster taps and rooms in which the
+excursionists sit and drink and make merry according to their custom. As
+the day wears on the merriment becomes greater, and the noise a little
+less harmonious. The fact is, all parties—men and women alike—have taken
+a drop too much; the publican begins to feel a little anxious about his
+property, especially as the two or three policemen belonging to the
+place—wisely knowing what is coming, and their utter inability to cope
+with a drunken mob, and the ridiculousness of their attempting to do
+so—manage to get out of the way, and to hide their diminished heads in a
+quieter and more respectable quarter of the town.
+
+At length quarrels arise, oaths and coarse language are heard, and out in
+the street rush angry men to curse, and swear, and fight. The women, it
+must be confessed, are ofttimes as bad as the men, and I have seen many a
+heavy blow fall to the lot even of the sucking babe! In the brief
+madness of the hour, friends, brothers, relatives rush at each other like
+so many wild beasts, much to the amusement of the throng of inebriated
+pleasure-seekers around. No one tries to interfere, as most of the men
+and cardrivers, who make up the aboriginal population of the place,
+evidently enjoy the disgusting spectacle. Once I stopped four weeks in
+this place, and I began to tremble at the very sight of an excursionist.
+I knew that the chances were that before the day was over my little ones
+would have to look on the worst of sights. I saw one powerful fellow in
+three fights in the course of one day; in one he had kicked a man in a
+way which made him shriek and howl for an hour afterwards; in another
+case he had knocked a woman down; and I left him on the railway platform,
+stripped, and offering to fight anyone. I begged a policeman to
+interfere and take the brute into custody, and in reply was told that
+their rule was never to take a man into custody unless they saw the
+assault committed, a thing the Southend police very properly take care
+never to do; and yet on the occasion to which I refer the landlord of one
+of the best hotels in the place was in vain, for the sake of his
+respectable guests, begging the police to put a stop to the scene which
+he himself rightly described as pandemonium. I must admit the police are
+not inactive. There was a crowd round the beershop, from which a man
+hopelessly intoxicated was being ejected.
+
+“Here, policeman,” said the beershop-keeper, “take this man away, he has
+insulted me.” And the policeman complied with his request, and the poor
+fellow, who was too drunk to stand upright, speedily embraces mother
+earth. On another occasion a policeman displayed unusual activity. He
+was after a man who had stolen actually an oyster, and for this the
+policeman was on his track, and the man was to be conveyed at the expense
+of the country to Rochford gaol. Let me draw a veil over the horrors of
+the return home of an excursion train with its tipsy occupants, swearing
+eternal friendship one moment while trying to tear each other’s eyes out
+the next. It is bad enough to see the excursionists making their way
+back to the railway station; here a couple of men will be holding up a
+drunken mate, there are flushed boys and girls yelling and shrieking like
+so many escaped lunatics. Now let us retrace our steps. You can tell by
+the disorder and ruin all around where the excursionists have been, their
+steps are as manifest to the observer as an invading army. Is there no
+remedy for this state of things? Is a quiet watering-place, to which
+people go to recover health and strength, to be at the mercy of any
+drunken swarms who happen to have the half-crowns in their pockets
+requisite for the purchase of an excursion ticket? Of course this is a
+free country, and the right of a man to go to the devil his own way is a
+right of which I would be the last to deprive my fellow citizens; but an
+excursion train is a monster nuisance, of which our ancestors never
+dreamed, and for which in their wisdom they made no provision. Of course
+total abstinence is a remedy; but then the British workman is not a total
+abstainer, and that is a question which I am not about to discuss. All I
+want is to call attention to what is a daily scandal in the summer-time;
+and to bid good people remember—while they are talking of heathenism
+abroad—that heathenism at home, which, under the influence of strong
+drink threatens to destroy all that is lovely and of good report in our
+midst.
+
+Lest it be said that I exaggerate, that I give an erroneous idea of the
+drinking customs of the working classes, let me quote the following
+confession of a working man, when examined before a coroner’s jury, as to
+the way in which he had spent his holiday last Good Friday:
+
+“We went for a walk, and had two pints of beer on the road. We got as
+far as the Holloway Road Railway Station, and turned back. Deceased saw
+me home, and then left me.”
+
+“Did he again call on you?”
+
+“Yes; at about twenty minutes to three o’clock.”
+
+“By appointment?”
+
+“Yes, to go to the Alexandra Palace. We left my place about a quarter to
+three o’clock, and just had time for a drink at the public-house next
+door to where I am living. We had two half-quarterns of whisky neat. I
+there changed a sovereign. We then walked up the Holloway Road, and I
+called on my father-in-law. He asked me to stop to tea, but I said I was
+engaged to go to the Palace. Deceased and I then got as far as The Manor
+House, where we had two glasses of bitter beer. We went on farther to
+The Queen’s Head, which is the next public-house, and had some more
+drink. From there we went to Hornsey, stopped at a public-house, and had
+some whisky. We stopped again at The Nightingale, and had
+half-a-quartern of whisky each. We could see the Palace from where we
+then were, but did not know how to get there. We inquired the way, and
+as we were going along we met the deceased’s younger brother, with a lot
+of other boys, and we said a few words to them. Afterwards we went into
+a public-house just opposite the Palace gates, and had either some brandy
+or whisky, I don’t know which. We got chaffing with the man at the
+pay-office, saying that he ought to let us in at half-price, as it was so
+late, but he did not do so. We paid one shilling each to go in. We went
+into the building and strolled about, looking at different things, and
+had three pints of bitter ale at one of the stands. We then walked about
+again, and afterwards had some brandy. We then began to get rather
+stupefied, and after waiting about a little longer we had some more
+brandy. I know we stopped at almost every buffet there was in the
+Palace, and had something to drink at each of them. The lights were
+being put out as we left the Palace. Deceased had hold of my arm, and we
+went up to one of the buffets for the purpose of getting some cakes, or
+something to eat, but the barmaid refused to serve us. Deceased said to
+me, ‘I feel rather tidy, Joe,’ so I took hold of his arm, but in moving
+away we both fell over some chairs. We left the Palace, and deceased
+said to me, ‘Have you got any money?’ I said, ‘Yes; what I have got you
+are welcome to.’ I then gave him a two-shilling piece, out of my purse,
+which he put with the money he already had of his own. It must have been
+very late then. We lost our way, but I think I said to the deceased,
+‘This is the way we came in.’ Then we both fell down again. I don’t
+remember getting away from there, or how I left deceased. I remember
+nothing else that took place. I don’t know how we got on the steps of
+the Grand Stand. I cannot remember seeing the boy Braybrook, nor how I
+got out of the grounds, or to my own home.”
+
+“You say that you were drunk?”
+
+“Yes, we were both drunk, almost before we got to the Palace.”
+
+“You say that the deceased was also drunk?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“You don’t remember leaving the deceased upon the ground?”
+
+“No, I cannot remember how I got my hands cut, or the bruise on the back
+of my head. I found my hat broken in the next morning, and my wife put
+it right for me.”
+
+
+
+
+X.—ON THE RIVER STEAMERS.
+
+
+One fine summer day a friend agreed with me to go down the river.
+Sheerness was fixed on, not on account of its beauty, for that part near
+the harbour is by no means attractive, and like most of our naval and
+military stations it is full of low public-houses, which by no means add
+to its attractions, but simply on account of the fact that the place
+could be reached and the return journey made in the course of a day; that
+we could be on the water all the while, and that we should have a
+pleasant breathing space in the midst of a life more or less necessarily
+of toil. For people who cannot get away for a few weeks, who cannot rush
+off to Brighton, or Margate, or Scarborough, or Scotland for a month, it
+is a great treat to be able to go down to Sheerness and back for a day in
+a luxurious steamer, where everyone has elbow-room. And on the day in
+question it was a treat to us all in many respects; the day was fine, the
+boat in which we sailed was that favourite one the _Princess Alice_—now,
+alas! a name which sends a thrill of tragic horror through the land. To
+us and the public at that time she was known merely as the safest, and
+fastest, and pleasantest vessel of her class.
+
+We had beautiful views of marshes well filled with cattle, and of fields
+waving with yellow corn, and with hills and green parks, and gentlemen’s
+seats and churches afar off; the river with its craft great and small
+going up or coming down is always a source of interesting study; and as
+the fine fresh air, to be encountered below Gravesend, gave us an
+appetite, we had a good dinner on board, well served and at a very
+moderate price; tea and shrimps at a later period of the day were equally
+acceptable; and many were the ladies and gentlemen who had come and found
+what they sought, a pleasant outing. There were also many little
+children who enjoyed themselves much, and the sight of whose pleasure was
+an unmitigated enjoyment to old stagers, like myself and my friend.
+Altogether it was a very agreeable day so far as the outward passage was
+concerned. It was true that there was an unnecessary demand for beer,
+even from the moderate drinker’s point of view, before the dinner hour.
+Bottled ale and stout may not be taken with impunity on an empty stomach;
+smoking may also be carried to excess, and as there are many persons who
+dislike the very smell of it, the mixture in the atmosphere was certainly
+far more than was desirable; but on a holiday on a Thames excursion boat
+one must give and take, and not be too prone to find fault. People often
+act differently abroad to what they do at home; we must allow for a
+little wildness on such an occasion on the part of the general public.
+It is not every day a man takes a holiday. It is not everyone who knows
+how to use it when he has it. To many of us a holiday rarely comes more
+than once a year, and gentlemen of my profession, alas! often do not get
+that.
+
+Altogether we must have had at the least some seven or eight hundred
+people on board. They swarmed everywhere; indeed, at times there was
+little more than comfortable standing room, and the only locomotion
+possible seemed to be that directed towards the cabins fore and aft in
+pursuit of bottled beer.
+
+In the morning we were not so crowded, but in the evening we began to
+experience inconvenience of another kind. It was at half-past ten A.M.
+that we left the lower side of London Bridge; it was nine o’clock in the
+evening when we arrived there again. All that time we had been on board
+the steamer, with the exception of an hour and a half spent at Sheerness,
+and all that time the demand for beer had been incessant. I never in all
+my life saw such a consumption. I remarked to a friend enough beer had
+been drunk to have floated apparently the _Princess Alice_ herself.
+Everybody was drinking beer or porter, and the bottles were imperial
+pints and held a good deal. Of course there were music and dancing; and
+the girls, flushed and excited, drank freely of the proffered beverage,
+each moment getting wilder and noisier. Old ladies and old gentlemen
+complacently sipped their glass. It seemed to do them no harm. Their
+passions had long been extinct. They had long outlived the heyday of
+youth. All that the beer seemed to do for them was to give them a bit of
+a headache, or to make them feel a little more tired or sleepy, that was
+all. On the deck was a party of thirty or forty men who had come for a
+day’s outing; decent mechanics evidently, very respectably dressed. They
+kept themselves to themselves, had dined on board together, had taken tea
+together, and now sat singing all the way home, in dreadfully melancholy
+tones, all the old songs of our grandfathers’ days about “Remembering
+those out,” “The Maids of merry, merry England,” and then came a yell in
+the way of a chorus which would have frightened a Red Indian or a Zulu
+Kaffir. After every song there was a whip round for some more beer, till
+the seats underneath seemed to be choked up with empty bottles. They
+were all a little under the influence of liquor, not unpleasantly so, but
+placidly and stupidly; and as they listened with the utmost gravity while
+one or another of the party was singing, you would have thought they were
+all being tried for manslaughter at least. It is true they had a comic
+man in the party, with a green necktie and a billycock hat, and a
+shillalagh, who did his best under the circumstances, but he had to fight
+at tremendous odds, as hilarity was not the order of the day on that part
+of the deck.
+
+I went down into the cabin in search of it there, but was equally
+unsuccessful. Every table was crammed with bottles of beer. Opposite me
+was a picture indeed; a respectable-looking man had drunk himself into a
+maudlin state, from which his friends were in vain endeavouring to arouse
+him. He was a widower, and was muttering something unpleasant about
+_her_ grave, which did not seem to accord with the ideas of two
+gaily-dressed females—one of them with a baby in her arms—who hovered
+around him, as if desirous to win him back to life and love and duty, his
+male friends apparently having got tired of the hopeless task of making
+him understand that he had been brought out with a view to being
+agreeable, and to spending a happy day, and that he had no right to
+finish up in so unreasonable a manner. Now and then he appealed to me,
+declaring that he had no friends, or promising in reply to the playful
+appeal of his female friends to be a good boy and not to give them any
+more trouble, that it was no use trying. It was the women who stuck to
+him alone, now and then suggesting lemonade, and then forcing him up on
+deck with a view to a dance or a promenade. Some of the passengers
+around, as tipsy as himself, interfered; one of them, evidently a
+respectable tradesman, with his wife and children around, requesting the
+widower to sing “John Barleycorn,” assuring him that as he had lost his
+teeth it would have to be sung with a _false set oh_, a joke which the
+widower could not see, and the explanation of which at one time seemed
+about to end in a serious misunderstanding. Other parties besides
+interfered, and the confusion became hopeless and inexplicable. It ended
+in the weeping widower wildly embracing the female with the baby, and
+then making a mad rush on deck with a view to jump over—a feat, however,
+which he was easily prevented from accomplishing; and as I landed I saw
+the would-be suicide with his male and female friends contemplating a
+visit to the nearest public-house. It was really a melancholy spectacle,
+and one that ought not to have been permitted in the cabin of a saloon
+steamer. Quite as pitiable in its way was the sight of a couple who had
+unwarrantably intruded into that part of the steamer which is presumed to
+be kept solely for the use of those who pay first-class fares. One of
+them was indeed a study; he had been out for a day’s pleasure, and he
+showed in his person traces of very severe enjoyment; his clothes had
+been damaged in the process, and an eye had been brought into close
+contact with some very hard substance, such as a man’s fist, and the
+consequence was it was completely closed, and the skin around discoloured
+and swollen. He had never, so he said, been so insulted in his life, and
+once or twice he reascended the stairs with a short pipe in his hand, a
+picture of tipsy gravity, in order that he might recognise the ticket
+collector, with a view apparently to summon him before the Lord Mayor.
+His companion was a more blackguard-looking object still. A couple of
+the officers attached to the ship soon sent him forward, to mingle with a
+lot of men as disgusting in appearance and as foul in language as
+himself, but who had sense enough not to intrude where they had no right,
+and to keep their proper places. And thus the hours passed, and the sun
+sank lower in the horizon, and we rushed up the mighty river past
+outward-bound steamers on their way to all quarters of the globe, and
+found ourselves once more in town. The day had been a pleasant one had
+it not been for the indulgence in bottled beer, which seems to be the
+special need of all Londoners when they go up or down the river. If this
+state of things is to be allowed, no decent person will be enabled to
+take a passage on a river steamer on a St. Monday or a Saturday,
+especially if he has ladies or children with him. It does seem hard that
+people on board river steamers may drink to excess, and thus prove a
+nuisance to all who are not as beery as themselves. It may be, however,
+that the steam-packet companies promote this sale of intoxicating liquor
+in order to promote the cause of true temperance; if so, one can
+understand the unlimited activity of the ship stewards, as it becomes at
+once apparent to the most superficial observer that he who tastes the
+charmed cup has
+
+ Lost his upright shape,
+ And downwards falls into a grovelling swine.
+
+If anyone doubts this let him proceed to Sheerness in a river steamer on
+a people’s day.
+
+
+
+
+XI.—STREET SALESMEN.
+
+
+That we are a nation of shopkeepers I believe, not only on the evidence
+of the first Napoleon, but from what I see and hear every day. There are
+few people in the City who are born wealthy, compared with the number who
+do manage in the course of a successful mercantile career to win for
+themselves a fair share of this world’s goods. The other night I was
+spending the evening at the West-End mansion of a City millionaire. As I
+left, I asked a friend what was the secret of our host’s success, “Why,”
+was the answer, “I have always understood he began life with borrowing
+ten shillings.”
+
+If that is all, thought I to myself, it is not difficult to make a
+fortune, after all. Accordingly, I negotiated a loan of a sovereign,
+thinking that if I failed with ten shillings I should be sure to succeed
+with double that number. At present, I regret to say, the loan has not
+been so successful in its results as I anticipated, and fortune seems as
+far off as ever. Should it turn out otherwise, and my wild expectations
+be realised, I will publish a book, and let the reader know how a
+sovereign became ten thousand pounds. And yet I believe such a feat has
+been often accomplished in the City and by City men. Everybody knows a
+man who walked up to town with twopence-halfpenny in his pocket, who
+lived to enjoy a nice fortune himself, and to leave his wife and family
+well provided for.
+
+I met the other day in the Gray’s Inn Road a master-builder, who told me
+that he was going to retire from business and pass the evening of his
+days in quiet. I had known the man since he was a boy. I knew his
+father and his mother and all his family. If ever a fellow had a chance
+of going to the bad that poor boy had. His father was a drunkard; the
+poverty of the family was extreme; of schooling he had none whatever; yet
+he left the little village in Suffolk where he was born, resolved, as he
+told me, to be either a man or a mouse; and fortune favoured him beyond
+his most sanguine expectations. Yes, the streets of London _are_ paved
+with gold, but it is not everyone who has sense to see it or strength to
+pick it up.
+
+It is to be feared the large class who come into the streets to deal are
+not of the class who mean to rise, but who have seen better days. For
+instance, I often meet a porter selling Persian sherbet in the City, who
+seems to have dropped into that situation from mere laziness. He had a
+fair chance of getting on in life, but he never seems to have had pluck
+enough to succeed. Another man I know held a respectable situation as
+clerk; he appeared to me economical in his habits, he was always neatly
+dressed, he was never the worse for liquor, nor did he seem to keep bad
+company. All at once he left his situation, and rapidly went to the
+dogs. For a little while he borrowed of his friends; but that was a
+precarious source of existence, and now he may be seen dealing in small
+articles, on which it is to be hoped for his own sake the profits are
+large, as I fear the demand for them is small. Then there are the
+restless characters who take up street-selling partly because they like
+to gammon the public, partly because they dislike steady industry, and
+partly because I fancy they cherish expectations of another sort. These
+are the men who give away gold rings, who exhibit mice that have a
+wonderful way of running up and down the arms, who sell gutta-percha
+dolls which seem in their hands to have a power of vocalisation which
+leaves them at once and for ever as soon as you have purchased the puppet
+and paid for it and made it your own, who deal in cement which will make
+an old jug better than new, who retail corn-plasters which are an
+inevitable cure, and who occasionally deal in powders which are a sure
+means of getting rid of certain objectionable specimens of the insect
+tribe.
+
+“But how do you use the powder?” asked a flat of a countryman who had
+been deluded into the purchase of sixpenny-worth of the invaluable
+powder. “How do you use it?” repeated the purchaser.
+
+“Well, you see, you catch the animal and hold him by the back of the
+neck, and then when his mouth opens, just shove in the powder, and he’ll
+die fast enough.”
+
+“But,” said the countryman, “I suppose I could kill the insect at once
+when I’ve caught him?”
+
+“Well,” said the salesman, “of course you can, but the powder is, I
+repeat, fatal nevertheless.”
+
+A little while ago there was an illustrated paper presumedly more fitted
+for the moral atmosphere of New York than London. Its chief sale, before
+it was suppressed by the law, was in the streets, where, with its
+doubtful engravings, it was a bit of a nuisance. Of course, the sale of
+Evening _Hechoes_, and _H_extra _Standards_, is a thing one is obliged to
+put up with; nevertheless, one must often regret that so useful a trade
+cannot be pushed in a quieter and less ostentatious way. The ingenious
+youth, who devote themselves to the sale of a paper especially devoted to
+the interests of matrimony, are a real nuisance. How they pester many a
+lad that passes with their intimation that, by the purchase of their
+trumpery paper, they can secure an heiress with a thousand a year, as if
+such bargains were to be had any day, whereas, the truth is, that they
+are rather scarce, and that—whether with that sum or without—matrimony is
+a very serious affair. Unprotected females have to suffer a deal of
+impudence from these fellows. I saw a respectable, decently-dressed,
+manifest old maid, exceedingly annoyed and shocked by one of these
+fellows pursuing her half way up Cheapside, with his shouts, “Want a
+’usband, ma’am?” “Here’s a chance for you, ma’am,” “Lots of ’usbands to
+be had,” and so on, in a way which she seemed to feel—and I quite
+understood her feelings—was singularly indelicate. What an insult to
+suppose that any virtuous and accomplished lady is in seed of a husband,
+when she has only to raise a finger and she has, such is the chivalry of
+the age, a score of adorers at her feet!
+
+The newsboys are, of course, the most prominent of our street salesmen,
+and they affect the City for many reasons. In the first place, in and
+around the Mansion House there is a finer opening for business than
+anywhere else; and in the second place, a City business is often a very
+remunerative one. City men who have made their thousands on the Stock
+Exchange or elsewhere are not particular in the matter of change; and a
+fourpence or a sixpence is often the reward of the lad who is the first
+to rush up to a City swell as he leaves his office with a “third hedition
+of the _Hecho_” or a special _Standard_ with some important telegram. In
+wet weather times go very hard with these poor fellows. On the contrary,
+when it is fine, business is brisk. They rely much on sensational
+telegrams. A war is a fine thing for them, and so is a case like that of
+the Claimant, or a spicy divorce case, or an atrocious murder. It is
+when such things as these occur that they flourish, and that their joy is
+abounding. They must make a good deal of money, but it goes as fast as
+it comes. An attempt was made to establish a news-room for these boys,
+and very nice premises were taken in Gray’s Inn Lane. The coffee and
+bread and butter were excellent, and the arrangements were all that could
+be desired. Nevertheless the undertaking was a failure, because it was
+not supported by the class for whose benefit it was especially intended.
+The news-boys did not like the confinement, the regular hours, the decent
+behaviour, the cleanliness and attention to little things required. They
+wanted beer and ’baccy, and other little amusements, more in accordance
+with their independent position in fife. As a rule I fancy they are
+honest; they certainly never cheat a man if they think they will be found
+out. I never had any difficulty in getting my change but once, and then
+I was in an omnibus, and the chances were in the boy’s favour. What is
+wonderful is that they do not meet with more accidents. How they rush
+after omnibuses as they urge on their wild career! Some of them are
+great radicals. “Allus reads _The Hecho_ of a Saturday,” said one of
+them to me, “to see how it pitches into the haristocracy,” when the
+articles signed “NOBLESSE OBLIGE” were being published. It is to be
+wondered at now and then that their impertinence does not get them into
+grief. For instance, to the young man who has any respect for the fair
+sex, how disgusting to be told of women, good-looking, amiable and
+accomplished, well-to-do, and apparently possessed of every virtue under
+heaven, advertising for husbands. I suppose _The Matrimonial __News_ is
+a success; but, if so, certainly that is not a pleasant sign of the
+times. If people will buy it, the newsboys are not to be blamed for
+hawking it about. They take up what they think the public will buy.
+Last year they were retailing “The Devil,” price one penny, and this year
+they have taken up _Town Talk_, and an ingenious puzzle, called, “How to
+find out Lord Beaconsfield.” I wonder some of our publishers of real
+good illustrated literature do not try to push the sale of it in this
+way. I think it would pay. The public would then have the bane and the
+antidote side by side. Mr. Smithies might do much to increase the sale
+of _The British Workman_ if he had it hawked about the streets.
+
+As to the costermongers, their name is legion; and that they are a real
+service to the community must be evident to anyone who sees what their
+prices are and what are those of the fruiterers in the shops. They bring
+fruit within the reach of the community. In the summer-time we naturally
+require fruit. It is good for grown-up men and women, it is good for
+little children. In London they have no chance of tasting it were it not
+for the costermonger who floods the streets with all that is desirable in
+this respect; one day he has West India pineapples for sale; another
+bananas or shaddocks; another grapes, and apples, and pears, and
+apricots, and greengages, and plums. One day he deals in strawberries
+and another in cherries; and then, when the autumn comes on, what a
+tempting display he makes of filberts, and walnuts, and chestnuts! The
+amount of fruit thus poured in upon the market, much of which would have
+perished had it not been sold off at once, is really prodigious; and
+infinitely indebted to him are the poor clerks who lay in a pennyworth of
+apples or pears as they leave the office for the little ones at home. At
+one time I had a prejudice against these rough and noisy dealers; that
+prejudice has vanished since I have taken to dining in the City and
+indulging in “a penny lot” after dinner. What I admire is the way in
+which they do up strawberries, and cherries, and plums in little paper
+bags, which seem to contain as much again as they really do.
+Occasionally a man gets cheated, but that is when there is a woman in the
+case.
+
+Oh, the flower-girls of the streets, what deceiving creatures they are!
+It is not that, like the flower-girls of Paris, they spoil a romance with
+pecuniary views, but it is that they cheat you through thick and thin,
+and sell you camellias made of turnips, and roses and azaleas equally
+fair to see and equally false and vain. Can I ever forget my friend Dr.
+R. and the little mishap that befell him when he assisted at a little
+dinner—at which I had the honour to be a guest—given by a Scotch poet to
+Scotch poets, and press-men, and barristers, in honour of the immortal
+Robert Burns? Crossing by the Mansion House, in the dim light of a
+winter evening, the doctor was accosted by a handsome lass, who offered
+to sell him a camellia. The lady pressed her suit, and the doctor fell.
+Granite in the discharge of duty, the doctor has a soft place in his
+heart, and that woman finds out at once. It is the old tale—the woman
+tempted and the doctor gave way. As he came proud and smiling into the
+drawing-room, the splendour of the doctor’s camellia arrested every eye.
+A near scrutiny was the result, and at length the doctor had to confess
+that he had been the victim of misplaced confidence in a London street
+flower-girl.
+
+Then there are the men who deal in what they call pineapple sweetmeat;
+their barrows are adorned with paintings representing dimly the riches
+and luxuriance of the East.
+
+Sunday brings with it its own peculiar dealers and trades. One of the
+sights of poor neighbourhoods is that of a large barrel, painted red, on
+wheels. At the top is a seat for the driver; at the other end there is a
+small shelf on which are placed a tray of water and a row of glasses.
+Some of these glasses look like porter with a head, and are retailed at
+prices varying from a penny to twopence. Outside, in great gilt letters,
+I read, “The Great Blood Purifier;” then we have another line,
+“Sarsaparilla, Hilder, King’s Road, Chelsea.” Another line is devoted to
+the announcement of “Dandelion and Sarsaparilla Pills.” Another
+intimates that sarsaparilla is the “Elixir of Life.” At the back, the
+door over the shelf contains a portrait of apparently a fine gay person,
+female of course, who has received signal benefit from the ardour with
+which she has swallowed the dandelion and sarsaparilla pills; and around
+her, as witnesses and approvers of such conduct on her part, shines a row
+of stars. The salesman is assisted by a small boy, who washes the
+glasses and places them on the rack, and in other ways makes himself
+generally useful. The salesman is by no means guilty of the trick of
+underrating his wares. Accordingly, he lifts up his voice like a trumpet
+as he deals out his pennyworths of the Elixir of Life. In some cases he
+is familiar, in others argumentative, in others bold as brass; and he
+gets a good many customers. The race of fools who rush in where angels
+fear to tread is by no means extinct. As I watched the poor skinny
+quadruped, groggy and footsore, I felt how hard it was that Sunday should
+shine no day of rest for him; but he had a good deal more go in him than
+you would have imagined from his appearance. All at once in the far
+distance appeared two respected members of the City police; the gentleman
+with the Elixir of Life closed his door, jumped up into his seat, pulled
+his small boy up after him, and was off like lightening. This Arab steed
+could run after him.
+
+
+
+
+XII.—CITY NUISANCES.
+
+
+There are some people who are always grumbling. Hit them high or hit
+them low, you can’t please them. I don’t think I belong to that class.
+I like to look on the sunny side, remembering as the poet used to say
+when I was a good deal younger than I am now—
+
+ ’Tis wiser, better far.
+
+In the words of a still greater poet—
+
+ I take the goods the gods provide me.
+
+And if the lovely Thais sits beside me, provided she does not lay a
+stress upon my head and purse (I am a married man, and the father of a
+family, and always hope to behave as such), I don’t object. He is not a
+wise man who quarrels with his bread and butter; he is a fool who expects
+to find no thorns amongst his roses. What I have gone through, dear
+madam—for it is to the ladies I appeal—what I have gone through, dear
+madam, is really astounding, at any rate to myself. How I have survived
+at all is “one of those things no fellah can understand.” Repeatedly
+ruin has stared me in the face. Repeatedly have my young affections run
+to waste. Repeatedly have I been crossed in love, and tramped up and
+down Cheapside and Fleet Street, a blighted being. At this very moment,
+if I may trust to my medical knowledge, I am now suffering from three
+distinct diseases, any one of which is mortal; and yet if you were to
+meet me in the street, or have a chat with me in a quiet café over a
+cigar, or sit next me at a City dinner, you would swear that I was one of
+those old fogies whom nothing troubles, without nerves or feelings, who
+vegetated rather than lived in the little tragi-comedy we call life. It
+may be that little personal details are uninteresting. I admit they are
+not matters of transcendent importance. You do not need master them if
+you are going up for your degree, or going in for a Civil Service
+examination. I mention these merely to show that I can put up with a
+good deal—that I am not easily put out of the way; and that I should be
+one of the last persons in the world to call anything a nuisance, unless
+it were really such. Under these circumstances, I may claim a right to
+be heard; and, when I state that I have no private aim, that, laying my
+hand upon my heart, my only motive is the public good, I believe that I
+shall not lift up my voice in vain.
+
+Well, to waste no more words about it, of the nuisances of London it may
+be said their name is legion. In the first place, there are the streets.
+If you get out at Farringdon Street Station, and walk towards the Holborn
+Viaduct, it is of little use your having had your boots cleaned that
+morning—a little shower of rain, and the pavement is covered with mud.
+This ought not to be. Let us take another nuisance. All at once, as you
+walk along, you see a chimney vomiting forth clouds of smoke. This is a
+great nuisance, especially on a fine summer day, when the atmosphere of
+the City may be said to be almost clear; and this nuisance is the more
+unbearable as there is a law to put it down, which law is actually to a
+certain extent carried out. Let anyone take his stand on some spot where
+he can get a good view around him, and he will be sure to see some
+chimney, in spite of the law, darkening the sky and poisoning the air.
+Then there is the orange-peel, which has shortened many a valuable life,
+and quenched the light of many a home. Then there is the crowded traffic
+of the streets, which renders all locomotion impossible, and keeps you
+sitting, angry and fuming, in a cab, when it may be you are hurrying off
+to save a bill from being dishonoured, to keep an appointment with a rich
+aunt or uncle from whom you have great expectations, to have a last fond
+look at someone whom you dearly love. As to the disputed points as to
+the pavements, I have nothing to offer. To those who have to live and
+sleep in the City, asphalte, I should say, must be the greatest boon
+devised by the art of man. With asphalte you may talk pleasantly to a
+friend in Cheapside, you may get a reasonable night’s sleep in St. Paul’s
+Churchyard, or you may crack a joke without bursting a blood-vessel
+opposite the Mansion House itself. Be that as it may, as the question as
+to the comparative merits of asphalte, or granite, or wood will be
+settled by wiser heads than mine, I say no more; but what I complain of,
+and what is a nuisance to everyone, is the perpetual tinkering and
+repairing always going on in the streets, and the consequent blockade for
+a time of certain important thoroughfares. What with the drainage, and
+the water, and the gas pipes, and the telegraph wires, there is in most
+of the City ways as much bustle almost under the street as on it, and an
+ominous board with a notice from the Lord Mayor turns aside a tremendous
+traffic, and is a terrible nuisance as long as it lasts. Surely this
+waste of time and annoyance is, a great deal of it, unnecessary. All
+that is wanted is a little more contrivance and forethought. I was once
+discussing the subject with a leading City man and an M.P., as we were
+travelling together in a railway carriage on our way to a pleasant
+gathering of City people many miles away beyond the sound of Bow Bells.
+“Well,” said he, with a suggestive wink, “the thing is easily explained;
+the rule is, for the surveyor’s son to marry the contractor’s daughter,
+or something of that sort, and so between them they manage to play into
+each other’s hands, and always have done so.” Of course the M.P. was
+joking. No one could conceive it possible that our civic guardians, our
+common councilmen, our aldermen, our City officers, would allow
+themselves to be imposed on, and the public to be robbed in this way;
+but, alas! it is a pity that there should be ground for such a joke, that
+it should seem in any way to be founded on a fact. We are not so bad as
+we were, I admit, but that is no reason why we should not be better.
+Even now there are parts of London to which Gay’s lines are applicable
+when he writes:
+
+Though expedition bids, yet never stray
+Where no ranged post defends the rugged way;
+Here laden carts with thundering waggons meet,
+Wheels clash with wheels, and bar the narrow street,
+The lashing whip resounds, the horses strain,
+And blood in anguish bursts the swelling vein.
+
+Something like this may be met with any day when the stones are greasy on
+Fish Street Hill, as the waggons turn up from Thames Street laden with
+the heavy merchandise of that quarter of the town. As I have quoted Gay,
+let me give another quotation from him. In one of his fables he writes:
+
+ How many saucy airs we meet
+ From Temple Bar to Aldgate Street.
+ Proud rogues who shared the South Sea prey,
+ And spring like mushrooms in a day,
+ They think it mean to condescend
+ To know a brother or a friend.
+ They blush to hear their mother’s name,
+ And by their pride expose their shame.
+
+There are just such men as Gay wrote of to be met in our streets, and
+they are a nuisance, but the law of libel, in the interest of rogues who
+live by getting up bubble companies, is hard on the press, and I prefer
+to quote Gay to making original remarks of my own, remarks which may be
+true, which may be useful, but for which the proprietor of any paper that
+would publish them would have to pay heavily, at any rate in the way of
+costs.
+
+Later in the day, one of the nuisances in the streets is “Those horrid
+boys.” They have come home from work, or school; they have had their
+tea, it is too early for them to go to bed, their fathers and mothers
+don’t know what to do with them at home, and so they loiter about the
+streets, and carry on their little games in them, much to their own
+satisfaction, but very much to the annoyance of everyone else. One of
+their favourite amusements is to run in groups, like so many wild Indians
+or a pack of wolves, howling and shrieking in a way very alarming. It is
+no use talking to them. It is no use putting the police on after them.
+The belated citizen, on his way home to the inevitable suburb, is
+frightened into fits ere he reaches his much-hoped-for haven of rest.
+And the small shopkeepers in the quiet streets—which they more especially
+affect—in terror rush to the door, believing either that there is a fire,
+or that Bedlam has broken loose, or that the Fenians have come. In some
+parts, as in Whitechapel, the wild girls of the streets are even worse.
+
+There are many local nuisances in London; one of the chief of these is
+the conduct of the watermen about the landing-places near the Custom
+House. Females and foreigners, who have to take boats to the large
+steamers lying in the river, are frightfully plundered in this way.
+These men feel that they can rob you with impunity, and they abuse their
+privileges.
+
+“Ah,” said one, after he had squeezed a five-shilling piece out of a poor
+foreigner for rowing him a few yards, “I’ll put up with it this time, but
+don’t do it again,” as if he, the boatman, and not the poor foreigner,
+had been the victim of a most atrocious fraud. Such fellows as these
+should be kept honest somehow. Who does not recollect that chapter in
+“Vilette,” in which Charlotte Brontë has recorded her waterside
+experiences? How she was landed by the coachman in the midst of a throng
+of watermen, who gathered around her like wolves; how she stepped at once
+into a boat, desiring to be taken to the _Vivid_; how she was fleeced by
+the waterman, as she paid an exorbitant sum, as the steward, a young man,
+was looking over the ship’s side, grinning a smile in anticipation of the
+row there would have been had she refused to pay. I had an experience
+somewhat similar myself. Perhaps I got off easily. In those dark
+wharves on that black river, here and there lit by a distant and
+dimly-burning lamp—at that midnight hour, when all good people are in
+bed, it is well that there is nothing going on worse than robbery in such
+a mild form. Had I been dropped overboard, I am sure few people would
+have known it; and I am not certain that I have no reason to be grateful
+to the lot amongst whom I found myself that they attempted nothing of the
+kind. Late at night there are many dark and lonely spots in the City
+suggestive of dark deeds. In some one walks with fear and trembling.
+Suspicious people have a knack of turning up in such dark places; and the
+police can’t be everywhere.
+
+Then there is the water supply. It is all very well to have a spirited
+foreign policy abroad, but we do want a little common sense at home; and
+the sanitary state of the nation is of the first importance. You cannot
+blame a man that he refuses to drink bad water, and takes beer instead;
+and if anything be clearer than another, it is that the water supplied to
+the working man is bad; for whilst the rich man can have his cisterns
+regularly cleaned out, and his water filtered, the working man, as a
+rule, uses the water as he can get it, and suffers in consequence, both
+in person and in pocket. Under the influence of this state of things, it
+is not surprising to find mothers refusing to allow their children to
+drink water on the plea that it is bad for their health. Nor are these
+mothers to be blamed. It is a fact that in England and Wales alone
+upwards of eight hundred persons die every month from typhoid fever; a
+disease which is now believed to be caused almost entirely through
+drinking impure water. It is a fact that in London we have little pure
+water to drink, the companies are put to a great expense to filter their
+water, and yet every week we read such reports as the following from Dr.
+Frankland, the official to whom is entrusted the analysing of such
+matters: “The Thames water, delivered by the West Middlesex, Southwark,
+and Grand Junction Companies, was so much polluted by organic matter as
+to be quite unfit for dietetic purposes.” The other day I had to pay my
+water rates; imagine my disgust at having to do so when the Government
+inspector in the daily papers informed me that the water supplied by the
+company was totally unfit for dietetic purposes! The evil is no new one.
+It has been ventilated in every way; and yet in London, the wealthiest
+city in the world, we cannot get a cup of pure water. People can have it
+in Manchester and Glasgow and New York; but in London—which claims to be
+the capital of commerce, the seat of Legislation, the model city—we have
+poison in the cup—as science tells us that we cannot take with impunity
+the living organisms and fungoid growths with which London water more or
+less abounds. Lately the working men met at Exeter Hall to say that it
+was time to put a stop to this disgraceful state of things. As Cardinal
+Manning said, if they wanted to give a subject the slip, the proper way
+was to get a committee of inquiry, and if they wanted to bury it
+altogether the right thing to do was to have a Royal Commission. Action
+is what is wanted. There are ten Parliamentary boroughs, and it was
+proposed to hold public meetings in each of them, to form a central
+committee, and thus to create a public pressure to which Parliament would
+have to give way. As it is, as Sir Charles Dilke pointed out, we have
+eight water companies in London who have increased the cost of water all
+round without improving the quality. What is to be asked is, that a body
+of men be formed in London to have the care of the water supply; and, as
+Mr. J. Holms, M.P., pointed out, the sooner this is done the better, as
+every year the companies’ properties increase in value, and there will
+have to be paid to them additional compensation. The importance of the
+subject was, perhaps, most pointedly brought out by Dr. Lyon Playfair,
+who argued that, as in each average individual there were 98 lb. of water
+to 40 lb. of flesh and bone, he calculated that there were before him at
+that time as many as 25,000 gallons of water; and if that water was
+impure it must vitiate the blood and lower the health of all. We must
+have, he said, a good supply of water, pure at the source. We must have
+good receptacles for storing it, and we must have a constant system of
+supply.
+
+What great events from little causes spring! Last year a gentleman was
+run over by a butcher’s cart through the careless driving of the butcher;
+and finding that accidents of that nature were of frequent occurrence and
+were increasing, he, with other gentlemen, obtained a return of the
+number of accidents from Sir Edmund Henderson, the chief of the
+Metropolitan Police, which showed that, in 1878, 124 persons were killed
+and 3,052 run over in the Metropolitan districts. But this is not all.
+The return only showed such accidents as came under the knowledge of the
+Metropolitan police. Accordingly application was made to the
+Registrar-General of Deaths, and from him it was ascertained that 237
+persons were killed by vehicles and 3,399 run over during that year in
+and around London; and hence the formation of the society for the
+prevention of street accidents. Further researches made by the secretary
+among the London hospitals resulted in learning that run-over cases
+formed the most common class of accidents. The house surgeon of the
+principal hospital wrote that he computed there was an average of thirty
+“run-over” cases a week brought there for treatment, which, in that one
+hospital alone, would make 930 accidents attended to there yearly. The
+result of the society’s operations are satisfactory. At any rate this
+year the returns show one death less, and a falling off in run-over cases
+to the number of 517. Such decrease the society claims to be the result
+of its labours, on the ground that every year during the last ten years
+has showed an increase of six per cent. If this be so, it was well that
+the secretary was run over, especially as apparently he was not much hurt
+by the operation. Physically he is as fine a man as you would wish to
+see; and though undoubtedly the sensation at the time was not an
+agreeable one, yet, if it has led to the reduction of street accidents,
+how much cause have we to rejoice. It seems almost as if Mr. Buckle were
+right when he questions the beneficial effect of morality on national
+progress. At any rate, if I were a lover of paradox I would quote
+Mandeville to show how private vices become public benefits. A butcher
+boy recklessly ran over Mr. Keevil, and the result is a decrease of
+street accidents and mortality. Statues have been erected to men who
+have less benefited the public than that butcher boy.
+
+But accidents will happen, and I fear, as the Lord Mayor truly said at
+the first annual meeting of the society held in the Egyptian Hall of the
+Mansion House, it is to be feared most of them are really accidents, that
+is, things that cannot be prevented. The society aims to prevent
+accidents by enforcing existing laws; by petitioning Parliament to amend
+them; by prosecuting offenders for furious driving; by granting donations
+or loans to sufferers; by compulsory carriage of a lamp on all vehicles,
+trimmed and lighted after sunset; by compulsory use of brake-power; and
+by stationing the society’s mounted and other officers in the leading
+thoroughfares of the metropolis, and other towns, to check and pursue
+offenders, and to enforce the claims of the society. At its first
+meeting we had an array of elderly peers and distinguished persons, that
+was really overpowering. One reverend speaker looked quite pathetic, as,
+with an arm in a sling, he narrated how he had been the victim of a
+street accident. Let it not be thought that I am inclined to write of
+the reverend gentleman and the society with levity. I, too, have
+suffered. The other night in the fog, in a street-crossing, I
+experienced a disagreeable sensation on the side of my head—which
+fortunately nature has made thick enough for ordinary wear and tear—and
+in the gloaming found that a cab had driven up against me. Fortunately,
+I escaped with a slight contusion, but it would have been a sad thing for
+my small home circle had it been a serious matter. Alas! to men every
+day accidents occur that are serious; and there are women white with
+terror, and children struck dumb with an undefined sense of impending
+ill, as the news comes to them that the husband and father is in the
+hospital. Sometimes the agony is prolonged, as they do not even learn
+that; and who can tell the bitterness as the weary hours of the night
+pass away and the cold gray of morn reappears, as the watchful ear tries
+to fancy in every sound of the passing footstep the return of one never
+to come home more? By all means let us, if we can, prevent street
+accidents. Life is not so bright, earth is not so full of joy, that we
+may neglect, when an opportunity occurs, to save one breaking heart, to
+prevent one solitary tear.
+
+Sir Arthur Helps, just before his death, published another of his popular
+volumes, “Friends in Council,” in which certain friends—men of the world
+and of high position—are supposed to discuss the several problems of the
+day. The scene is laid in a villa on the banks of the Thames. The host
+is Sir John Ellesmere—not Mr. Milverton. The subject is “Social
+Pressure,” a subject which may certainly be said to come home to our
+businesses and bosoms. The aim of all the speeches is how we are to be
+comfortable; and, as citizens of this great city, as was to be expected,
+London occupies the chief place in their thoughts, is referred to in all
+the arguments—in short, points the moral and adorns the tale. Milverton
+reads an essay on the subject, which lays it down as an indisputable
+truth that one of the greatest evils of modern life is the existence of
+great towns. The metropolis is pointed out as an illustration. First we
+are told the loss of animal power is enormous. Four or five hundred
+horses are carried to the knacker’s yard each week in London. After a
+day’s business it is a pleasure to take a walk in the country; but, it is
+asked, Who can do that in London, where there are, in several directions,
+ten continuous miles of houses? Then, as to the pleasures of society,
+these are destroyed by the immense extent of the metropolis. Even the
+largest houses are not, relatively speaking, large enough for the town in
+which they are situated. As regards questions of health, Dr. Arnott,
+whom Sir Arthur terms one of the greatest sanitary reformers of the age,
+remarked that though London is a place where the rate of mortality is not
+exceedingly high, yet it is a place where nobody except butchers’ boys
+enjoy perfect health—the full state of health that they are capable of
+enjoying.
+
+In spite of the somewhat extreme notions of the “Friends,” who seem to
+forget that men are driven into cities by the necessity which compels
+most of them to earn their daily bread, it must be admitted that in the
+question of air they have hit a blot. The first article of food, namely,
+fresh air, is that which is least under the command of man. Mr.
+Milverton says there is no danger of London being starved for want of
+animal food. There is more and more danger every year of its health
+being diminished from the want of a supply of fresh air. It is stated,
+in confirmation of this fact, that every year the hospital surgeons in
+London find it more difficult to cure wounds and injuries of all kinds to
+the human body, on account, it is supposed, of the growing impurity of
+the London air. This bad air kills off the cows. A London cow does not
+last a third part of the time one does in the country. On this head much
+more might have been said. The author might have referred to the
+mournful fate of the fine cattle, who, recently, on the field of their
+triumph, the Smithfield Club Show, found, not laurels and rewards, but a
+grave, in consequence of the fog. We read that that famous man, Count
+Rumford, used to estimate the number of millions of chaldrons of coals
+which were suspended in the atmosphere of London, and to dwell upon the
+mischief which was caused to furniture by the smoke when it descended.
+But there are other special causes of injury, such as dust and chemical
+emanations of all kinds. The result is that everything in such a city as
+London soon loses all bloom and freshness, and, indeed, is rapidly
+deteriorated. The more beautiful the thing, the more swift and fatal is
+this deterioration. The essayist calculates the injury of property in
+London, caused, not by reasonable wear and tear, but by the result of the
+agglomeration of too many people upon one spot of ground, as not less
+than three or four millions of pounds per annum. It is to be feared the
+estimate is not exaggerated.
+
+There is a further illustration. Sir Rutherford Alcock, as we all know,
+represented our interests in China. While there he visited the Chinese
+Wall, and brought back two specimens from it in the way of bricks. These
+bricks must have been many centuries old, but they had kept their form
+and betrayed no signs of decay in that atmosphere. Sir Rutherford put
+these two bricks out in the balcony of his house in London. This was
+about two years ago. One of these bricks has already gone to pieces,
+being entirely disintegrated by the corrosive influence of the London
+atmosphere.
+
+In another way we also suffer. Certain kinds of architecture are out of
+place in London, says our essayist: “All that is delicate and refined is
+so soon blurred, defaced, and corroded by this cruel atmosphere, that it
+is a mockery and a delusion to attempt fine work.” There ought to be a
+peculiar kind of architecture for such a metropolis—large, coarse, and
+massive, owning neither delicacy nor refinement, and not admitting minute
+description of any kind. And, again, that coarse work requires to be
+executed in the hardest material, otherwise the corrosion is so great as
+to cause the need for constant repair.
+
+Another danger is pointed out in the following anecdote. At a former
+time, when this country was threatened with an invasion of cholera, the
+speaker (Milverton) was one of a committee of persons appointed by
+Government supposed to have some skill in sanitary science. “We found,”
+he remarks, “that a most deadly fever had originated from the premises of
+one of the greatest vendors of oysters in the centre of the metropolis.
+Attached to his premises there was a large subterranean place where he
+deposited his oyster shells; this place was connected with the sewers.
+The small portion of animal matter left in the under shells became
+putrescent; and from the huge mass of them that had accumulated in that
+subterranean place there finally arose a stench of the most horrible
+nature, which came up through all the neighbouring gratings, and most
+probably into some of the neighbouring houses.”
+
+My readers need not be alarmed. Such a nuisance would not be permitted
+now; and as oysters are getting dearer and scarcer every day, it is to be
+questioned whether these shells will be ever again in sufficient numbers
+as to form a putrid and pernicious heap. But that the air is polluted by
+noxious substances and trades is one of the greatest and most pressing
+evils of the ever-threatening perils of such a Babylon as that in which
+we live. We suggest, advisedly, the removal of all noxious trades from
+London, in spite of all that the political economists can say to the
+contrary. This, however, is of course but a small part of the question.
+The main object is to see what can be done to render this vast
+agglomeration of animate and inanimate beings less embarrassing and
+injurious. The first thing that must occur to almost every mind is the
+necessity for preserving open spaces, and even of creating them, a
+necessity of which the Corporation of London is at any rate aware.
+
+There is more of novelty in the following: “Another evil of great towns
+is noise. There is the common proverb that half the world does not know
+how the other half lives, which, perhaps, would be a more effective
+saying if the word ‘suffers’ were substituted for ‘lives.’ It is
+probable that there is no form of human suffering which meets with less
+sympathy or regard from those who do not suffer from it, than the
+suffering caused by noise. The man of hard, healthy, well-strung nerves
+can scarcely imagine the real distress which men of sensitive nerves
+endure from ill-regulated noise—how they literally quiver and shiver
+under it. Now, of course, the larger the town, the more varied and the
+more abundant is the noise in it. Even the domestic noises are dreadful
+to a man of acute nervous sensibility.”
+
+In the City we have done much to remove this evil. The asphalte pavement
+has wrought wonders; the police have been also efficacious in putting a
+stop to some of our roughest and most discordant cries; and yet there is
+a volume of noise, ever rising up and filling the air, which must shorten
+many a life, and which must be a permanent source of misery. There are
+few of us who have not realised what Sir Arthur Helps describes as the
+terrors and horrors of ill-regulated noise, or have not wondered that so
+much intellectual work is done so well as it is in these great cities.
+Now that Sir Arthur has called attention to the subject, it may be other
+people will think it worth consideration.
+
+Damascus and Babylon are referred to for the purpose of drawing a
+comparison to the disadvantage of London. Babylon, we are told, had in
+its densest parts what is deficient in London. Babylon contained within
+its walls land sufficient for agricultural purposes, to enable the
+inhabitants of the city to be fed by those resources during a siege.
+Well, of course, that is quite out of question as regards London. Then
+comes Damascus, which, “from the presence of large gardens, forms a most
+pleasing contrast to London and other large cities;” but Damascus has the
+plague, and that London, with all its magnitude, escapes. Then we are
+told London is built so badly that were it to be abandoned by its
+population it would fall during that time into a state of ruin which
+would astonish the world. This, it is to be feared, is true of the
+suburbs, where builders are allowed to scamp their work just as they
+please, but certainly cannot be said of the City, where there is proper
+superintendence and most vigilant care. Another evil to which the
+“Friends” refer, is the absence of raised buildings, partially covered
+in, which should enable those in the neighbourhood to take exercise with
+freedom both from bitter winds and driving rains; in fact, an elevated
+kind of cloister—where it is suggested recreation and amusement might be
+provided, especially of a musical kind. It is to be feared space is too
+valuable for this in the City; and, until our roughs are educated under
+the new School Board, we know no part of the metropolis where such a
+thing is practicable, even though, as hinted, the attractions of such a
+place would counteract those of the gin palace. There was a Piazza in
+Regent Street, which was removed on account of the shelter it gave to
+improper characters. One suggestion is made, which is really
+practicable, and which would be a great boon to Londoners. Ellesmere
+wishes that he were a Lord of the Woods and Forests, as, if he were, he
+would add to Kew Gardens the eight hundred acres now lying waste between
+them and Richmond; he wants a vegetable-garden there, and a
+recreation-ground for the people, and the ground, he argues, is admirably
+adapted for such purposes.
+
+Ah! these poor Londoners. They fare but poorly at the hands of the
+“Council.” “Hail a cab in any part of London where there is a large
+stream of passers-by, you will observe that several grown-up persons and
+a large number of boys will stop to see you get in the cab. That very
+commonplace transaction has some charm for them—their days being passed
+in such continuous dulness.” Thus, says one speaker: “At Dresden or
+Munich, on their holidays, the whole population flock out to some
+beautiful garden a mile or two from the town, hear good music, imbibe
+fresh air, and spend only a few pence in those humble but complete
+pleasures;” and then this picture is contrasted with that of the head of
+the family here, who spends his holiday at the neighbouring gin-palace
+round the corner. Certainly this is a very unfair comparison, as anyone
+knows who visits our public gardens and parks and health resorts on the
+occasion of a national holiday. There is another picture, which it is to
+be feared is more common. It tells of a sanitary reformer who noticed
+how a young woman who had come from the country and was living in some
+miserable city-court or alley, made, for a time, great efforts to keep
+that court or alley clean. But gradually, day by day, the efforts of
+that poor woman were less and less vigorous, until in a few weeks she
+became accustomed to and contented with the state of squalor which
+surrounded her, and made no effort to remove it. It is true, as
+Milverton remarks: “We in London subside into living contentedly amidst
+dirt, and seeing our books, our pictures, our other works of art, and our
+furniture become daily more dirty, dusty, and degenerate.”
+
+Our grandfathers lived in the City, and were glad to do so. It is a pity
+one has to waste so much time travelling backward and forward between
+one’s shop and country house, and office and one’s home, but if you can’t
+get fresh air in the City—if you can’t rear children in its atmosphere—if
+its soot is fatal to your health—if its fogs carry one off to a premature
+grave—if its noises wear out your nerves—one has no alternative. Is it a
+dream to look forward to a time when beggars and rogues shall disappear
+from its streets—when it shall be the home of a peaceful, virtuous, and
+enlightened community—when in the summer-time as you look up you will be
+able to see the sun—when you will be able to drink pure water—when,
+within the sound of Bow Bells, you shall be able to live to a good old
+age—and when, on the Sabbath, its churches and chapels, now empty of
+worshippers, shall be filled with devout men and women? Or is it to go
+on daily becoming more gorgeous to the eye and more desolate to the
+heart? Alas! it seems nothing but a deluge can save the City, and as
+much now as ever the wearied citizen will have to sing:
+
+ Oh, well may poets make a fuss
+ In summer time, and sigh _O rus_.
+
+And ask,
+
+ What joy have I in June’s return?
+ My feet are parched; my eyeballs burn;
+ I scent no flowery gust.
+ But faint the flagging Zephyr springs,
+ With dry Macadam on its wings,
+ And turns me dust to dust.
+
+
+
+
+XIII.—OUT OF GAOL.
+
+
+“Shall I wait to bring you back, sir?” said a cabman to me the other
+morning, as he landed me at an early hour before the gloomy pile, which
+has hitherto been known as the Middlesex House of Correction, placed, as
+my readers may know well, on Mount Pleasant, just out of Gray’s Inn Road.
+On a dull, dreary morning, it is anything but pleasant, that Mount, in
+spite of its name, and yet I dismissed the cabman and got out into the
+street, not to enjoy the view, or to inhale the raw fog, which threw a
+misty gloom over everything, nor even to admire the architecture of the
+substantial plain brick-wall-order of the building, which, erected in
+1794, and greatly enlarged since, occupies no less than nine acres, and
+was devoted to the maintenance of a thousand male persons belonging to
+the small but thickly-inhabited county of Middlesex. Government, in its
+wisdom, has altered all that, and it is not exactly clear to what
+purposes the Middlesex House of Correction will be applied in the future,
+or to whom it will belong. Imperialism requires centralisation, and thus
+it is local government gradually disappears.
+
+But I am not standing out here in the raw gloomy November morning to
+write a political disquisition which few will read, and which they will
+forget the next minute, but I am come to see the prisoners released from
+gaol. There is a little mob outside, who stand close, apparently to keep
+each other warm, and who regard me evidently with not a little suspicion
+as I light up a cigar to keep the cold out and prepare for the worst.
+Every now and then a “Favourite” omnibus rumbles past with its load of
+clerks and warehousemen to their places of business, while a perpetual
+stream of pedestrians, aiming at the same destination, passes on.
+Evidently, they regard us with pity, and one sees that in the casual
+glance, even if there be no language escaping from the lips. It does not
+seem to me that we are a very showy lot. A little way off a dark and
+dingy brougham drives up as if it were ashamed of the job and only put in
+an appearance under protest, as it were; but all around me are wretchedly
+poor, and chiefly of the costermonger class, whose language is more
+expressive than refined. There are sorrowful women in the group—mothers
+who have come for sons who have been, not to put too fine a point on it,
+unfortunate; wives with babies in their arms, perhaps born since the
+husband was in “trouble,” and sisters who wait to take their brothers
+where they can have something better than prison fare and a lighter life
+than that which exists within the four walls of a prison. Some of the
+women are to be pitied—one, in a widow’s garb, with a tear-stained face,
+particularly attracts my attention. She has brought all her family with
+her as she comes to take back from the hands of justice her erring son,
+who, let us hope, may yet live to be a comfort to the poor mother, who
+evidently needs it so much; and who, perhaps, reproaches herself that she
+has been a little to blame in the matter. It is hard work to train up
+young ones, whether they be rich or poor; but the children of the latter
+in the filthy lodging-houses in low districts have little, alas! to lead
+them right, and much in the way of precept and example to lead them
+wrong. With Board schools to teach honesty is the best policy, we may
+expect better things in the days to come; and, if that be done, I feel
+certain the Board will have deserved well of the country; if it fails in
+imparting that higher instruction which some of its leading members seem
+to think the one thing needful, and to be gained for the poor man’s child
+at any cost to the unfortunate ratepayer of the class immediately above.
+But this is a digression—and it only helps to pass away the time which
+here this cold, raw morning appears to have quite forgotten to fly. It
+seems to me an age since I heard the neighbouring chimes indicate that it
+was a quarter to nine, and now at length they strike nine, and still the
+big gates are closed, and we are silent with expectation—as if, at least,
+we expected the arrival of a Lord Mayor or a Prince of Wales. A few
+policemen have now come up to keep the crowd back, whilst a quiet,
+respectable, unassuming individual comes to the gate, ready to give each
+prisoner a ticket to a little breakfast in a Mission Hall close by. Mr.
+Wheatley, the individual referred to, has his heart in the work, and I
+see he has friends and assistants in the crowd, such as Mr. Hatton, of
+the Mission Hall in Wylde Street, and others. In a few minutes they will
+be hard at work, for the big gates suddenly are wide apart, and a couple
+of lads appear with a smile on their pale countenances, for they are
+free. Face to face with the crowd outside they seem a little amazed, and
+scarce know which way to turn. Mr. Wheatley gives them a card of
+invitation, and Mr. Hatton and his friends outside follow it up with
+pressing remarks, which lead them to march off to a neighbouring Mission
+Hall. Again the doors are closed, and we are silent. Then the gates fly
+apart, and out come two or three more, who seem to wish to slink away
+without being remarked by anyone. However, a little pale-faced girl
+cries, “Charley!” in a soft trembling voice, and Charley looks, and as
+the girl leaves the rank he takes her hand, and goes his way rejoicing.
+A big bullet-headed fellow has no cap as he comes out, and a friend in
+the crowd chucks him one, which he puts on his head, and is soon lost to
+sight. Another one appears at the gate, and a pal comes up to him, and
+offers him a pipe, which he straightway begins to smoke, with a gusto
+easier imagined than described. One old man as he hobbles out refuses
+the proffered card, saying that he was quite wicked enough, and did not
+want none of that. Evidently he is a hardened sinner, and I fear the
+chaplain has found him rather a bad subject. One man, a bit of a wag,
+creates a laugh, as, looking at the women in the crowd, he calls out,
+“Come along, my dears,” and away he goes to his own place.
+
+Again there is another pause, and then a respectable-looking man makes
+his appearance. Suddenly his wife clasps his hand, and leads him off.
+There is irrepressible emotion in her face, though she does not say a
+word, nor he either. It does not seem to me that he is a hardened
+criminal, and he may yet retrieve the blot on his character. Order again
+prevails, and a voice out of the middle of the gate asks if anyone is
+waiting for Jones and Robinson. That means Jones and Robinson have
+behaved well—have earned a little money, which is to be handed over to
+their friends. And thus half an hour passes away, and as I look at the
+crowd I see that it has partly changed, and is composed more of casual
+street boys and pedestrians who have stopped to look. I miss almost all
+the women who were there an hour ago, and most of the costermonger class
+have disappeared, though a few still linger on. The voice from the
+closed doors says that there are no more to come out to-day, and slowly
+the crowd melts away. Some are evidently sad. They had expected a
+father, a brother, a husband, and now they have to wait awhile. On our
+right, as we make our way to Gray’s Inn Road, there is a little Mission
+Hall, and I turn in. Already the place is full, and as the gas falls on
+their faces as they devour the morning meal provided for them by Mr.
+Hatton and his friends, it seems to me that I never saw a more
+ill-favoured lot. There was not a pleasant face among them—not a man or
+a lad that I would have cared to set to work in my garden or house; and
+as to their poverty, that was indescribable. These are the men whom none
+had come to meet—the waifs and strays, without money or friends or work,
+with that defiant scowl which denotes how low the man has sunk, and how
+little it matters to him whether he spend his days in the workhouse or
+the gaol. Mr. Wheatley talks kindly to them, and after singing—not by
+them, for they all sit glum and silent—Mr. Hatton prays, and the meeting
+is over. A good many then come forward to sign the pledge, and I leave
+them as they explain their position and their need. I see Mr. Wheatley
+gives a few a trifle; but a trifle, alas! won’t keep a man in London long
+out of gaol.
+
+
+
+
+XIV.—IN A GIPSY CAMP.
+
+
+The other day I was witness to a spectacle which made me feel a doubt as
+to whether I was living in the nineteenth century. I was, as it were,
+within the shadow of that mighty London where Royalty resides; where the
+richest Church in Christendom rejoices in its abbey and cathedral, and
+its hundreds of churches; where an enlightened and energetic Dissent has
+not only planted its temples in every district, but has sent forth its
+missionary agents into every land; where the fierce light of public
+opinion, aided by a press which never slumbers, is a terror to them that
+do evil, and a praise to them that do well; a city which we love to boast
+heads the onward march of man; and yet the scene before me was as
+intensely that of savage life as if I had been in a Zulu kraal, and
+savage life destitute of all that lends it picturesque attractions or
+ideal charms. I was standing in the midst of some twenty tents and vans,
+inhabited by that wandering race of whose origin we know so little, and
+of whose future we know less. The snow was on the ground, there was
+frost in the very air. Within a few yards was a great Board school;
+close by were factories and workshops, and the other concomitants of
+organised industrial life. Yet in that small area the gipsies held
+undisputed sway. In or about London there are, it is calculated, some
+two thousand of these dwellers in tents. In all England there are some
+twenty thousand of these sons of Ishmael, with hands against everyone,
+or, perhaps, to put it more truly, with everyone’s hands against them.
+In summer-time their lot is by no means to be envied; in winter their
+state is deplorable indeed.
+
+We entered, Mr. George Smith and I, and were received as friends. Had I
+gone by myself I question whether my reception would have been a pleasant
+one. As gipsies pay no taxes they can keep any number of dogs, and these
+dogs have a way of sniffing and snarling anything but agreeable to an
+unbidden guest. The poor people complained to me that no one ever came
+to see them. I should be surprised if anyone did; but Mr. George Smith,
+of Coalville, is no common man; and having secured fair-play for the poor
+children of the brick-fields—he himself was brought up in a
+brick-yard—and for the poor and sadly-neglected inmates of the canal
+boats, he has now turned his attention to the gipsies. His idea is—and
+it is a good one—that an Act of Parliament should be passed for their
+benefit, something similar to that he has been the means of carrying for
+the canal and brick-field children. In a paper read before the Social
+Science Congress at Manchester, Mr. Smith argued that all tents, shows,
+caravans, auctioneer vans, and like places, used as dwellings, should be
+registered and numbered, and under proper sanitary arrangements, with
+sanitary inspectors and School Board officers in every town and village.
+Thus in every district the children would have their names and attendance
+registered in a book, which they could take with them from place to
+place, and, when endorsed by the schoolmaster, it would show that the
+children were attending school. In carrying out this idea, it is a pity
+that Mr. Smith should have to bear all the burden. As it is, he has
+suffered greatly in his pocket by his philanthropic effort. At one time
+he had a well-paid situation, which he had to relinquish, as he declined
+to keep silence when the wrongs of the children of the brick-yards were
+to be proclaimed and redressed. He not only did this, but he parted with
+what little property he had rather than the battle should be lost; and I
+am glad to see that a George Smith Fund has been formed, of which Lord
+Aberdeen is chairman; and as Mr. Smith is now without business or
+occupation, or means of livelihood, if I had five pounds to spare—which,
+alas! I have not—I know where it would go. As to the gipsies, they
+evidently hail Mr. Smith as a friend in need and a friend indeed.
+
+It is no joke, going into a gipsy yard, and it is still less so when you
+go down on your hands and knees and crawl into the gipsy’s wigwam; but
+the worst of it is, when you have done so there is little to see after
+all. In the middle, on a few bricks, is a stove or fireplace of some
+kind. On the ground is a floor of wood-chips, or straw, or shavings, and
+on this squat some two or three big, burly men, who make linen-pegs and
+skewers, and mend chairs and various articles, the tribe, as they wander
+along, seek to sell. The women are away, for it is they who bring the
+grist to the mill, as they tell fortunes, or sell their wares, or follow
+their doubtful trade; but the place swarms with children, and it was
+wonderful to see with what avidity they stretched out the dirtiest little
+hand imaginable as Mr. Smith prepared to distribute some sweets he had
+brought with him for that purpose. As we entered, all the vans were shut
+up, and the tents only were occupied, the vans being apparently deserted;
+but presently a door was opened half-way, and out popped a little gipsy
+head, with sparkling eyes and curly hair; and then another door opened,
+and a similar spectacle was to be seen. Let us look into the van, about
+the size of a tiny cabin, and chock full, in the first place, with a
+cooking-stove; and then with shelves, with curtains, and some kind of
+bedding, apparently not very clean, on which the family repose. It is a
+piteous life, even at the best, in that van; even when the cooking-pot is
+filled with something more savoury than cabbages or potatoes, the usual
+fare; but the children seem happy, nevertheless, in their dirty rags, and
+with their luxurious heads of curly hair. All of them are as ignorant as
+Hottentots, and lead a life horrible to think of. I only saw one woman
+in the camp, and I only saw her by uncovering the top and looking into
+the tent in which she resides. She is terribly poor, she says, and
+pleads earnestly for a few coppers; and I can well believe she wants
+them, for in this England of ours, and especially in the outskirts of
+London, the gipsy is not a little out of place. Around us are some
+strapping girls, one with a wonderfully sweet smile on her face, who, if
+they could be trained to domestic service, would have a far happier life
+than they can ever hope to lead. The cold and wet seem to affect them
+not, nor the poor diet, nor the smoke and bad air of their cabins, in
+which they crowd, while the men lazily work, and the mothers are far
+away. The leading lady in this camp is absent on business; but she is a
+firm adherent of Mr. George Smith, and wishes to see the children
+educated; and as she is a Lee, and Lee in gipsy annals takes the same
+rank as a Norfolk Howard in aristocratic circles, that says a good deal;
+but then, if you educate a gipsy girl, she will want to have her hands
+and face, at any rate, clean; and a gipsy boy, when he learns to read,
+will feel that he is born for a nobler end than to dwell in a stinking
+wigwam, to lead a lawless life, to herd with questionable characters, and
+to pick up a precarious existence at fairs and races; and our poets and
+novelists and artists will not like that. However, just now, by means of
+letters in the newspapers, and engravings in the illustrated journals, a
+good deal of attention is paid to the gipsies, and if they can be
+reclaimed and turned into decent men and women, a good many farmers’
+wives will sleep comfortably at night, especially when geese and turkeys
+are being fattened for Christmas fare; and a desirable impulse will be
+given to the trade in soap.
+
+
+
+
+XV.—THE STREET BOYS OF LONDON.
+
+
+One of the comic sights of the City is that of a guardian of the streets
+making an attack upon a bevy of small boys, who are enjoying themselves
+in their own wild way in some quiet corner sacred to the pursuits of
+trade. It may be that the ragged urchins are pretending to be engaged in
+business, but X. Y. Z. knows better, and, remembering that order is
+heaven’s first law, and that the aim of all good men and true is to make
+London as much as possible like the New Jerusalem, he dashes in amongst
+the chaotic mob in the vain hope that he shall be able to send them about
+their business. Alas! London in one respect resembles a place not
+mentioned in ears polite, in that it is paved with good intentions. X.
+Y. Z. is a case in point. In a fair field the chances would be in his
+favour. He has long legs, he is well made, he has more than an average
+amount of bone and muscle, but he is not fairly matched. Indeed, he is
+as much out of his element in the contest as a bull in a china shop. He
+can’t dodge under horses’ bellies; he can’t crawl between the wheels of
+an omnibus or railway waggon; he can’t hide his portly form behind a
+letter pillar; and his pursuit is as vain as that of a butterfly by a
+buffalo; and generally he does but put to rout the juvenile mob, and
+resolve it into its component parts only for a time. It is not always
+so. A. B. C. comes to the aid of X. Y. Z., and captures the small boy,
+who, to avoid Charybdis, falls a prey to Scylla, and then the precious
+prize is borne away before the bench, and Old Jewry rejoices, for there
+is one little pest the less. Of course the policeman is right. He does
+what I could not do. I am not a millionaire, but it would require a very
+handsome sum to get me to go boy-hunting down Cheapside or in any of its
+adjacent streets. X. Y. Z. has less sense of incongruity than I have, or
+he sees the eternal fitness of things from a different point of view.
+Let me observe here the boy has also a standpoint differing from either.
+
+Let me take a single case. Jack Smith, as we will call him, was the son
+of a Scotch piper. He was born—or he has heard his mother say so—in one
+of the vast number of the courts that lead out of the Strand. His father
+was in the army, but on his discharge took to playing in the streets and
+in public-houses for his living till his death a few years back. As to
+his mother—hear this, ye sentimentalists who say pretty things about a
+mother’s love!—she deserted the boy, and left him to shift for himself.
+He took, of course, to selling lights and newspapers. When he got money
+he lodged in the Mint, when he had not, he slept in the barges off Thames
+Street. At last one morning he was caught by a policeman, and hauled
+before the Lord Mayor. The latter let him off that time, but warned the
+boy that if he were caught again it would be the duty of society to send
+him to gaol. What can such a boy think of society? Will he be very
+grateful for its kindness, or very anxious for its welfare? I think not.
+London, it is calculated, contains ten thousand of these shoeless,
+homeless, friendless, forsaken, ragged, unwashed, uncombed young urchins
+of doubtful antecedents. It is difficult to trace their genealogies, and
+it is still more difficult to understand why they ever came into
+existence at all. They are not a blessing either to father or mother,
+and as a rule may be said to deny the existence of parental authority
+altogether. “Mother dead; father gone for a soldier—a sailor”—as the
+case may be—is the common result of all inquiry; and, when it is not so,
+when father and mother do “turn up”—“turn up” from the nearest gin-shop,
+all redolent of its perfume—it is not always to the boy’s advantage.
+Solomon says, “Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child;” he might
+have said the same of many who are not children; and what is to be
+expected of a boy who is born and bred, as it were, in the streets of
+London? I have known wise fathers have foolish sons. I have seen the
+children of what are called pious people go astray. In the very city of
+London many are the ministers’ and clergymen’s sons who kick over the
+traces. The crop of wild oats sown by some of these young fellows is
+really astonishing. It was only the other day that the son of the
+foremost baronet in Evangelical circles, the last scion as it were of a
+noble house, stood trembling at the bar of the Old Bailey. But these
+children of the gutter have never had a chance of going right. No mother
+has watched their every step—no father has held up to them a living
+example of truth and integrity and right—no teacher has waited the
+dawning of their young intellect—no Christian minister has moulded and
+guided the workings of their young hearts—the atmosphere in which they
+live and move and have their being as of poverty and crime. Mostly they
+run away from home, the home of the thief and the harlot and the
+drunkard, and what they learn they learn in the back streets of
+Whitechapel, in the filthy courts of Drury Lane, in the purlieus of St.
+Giles. Like perpetuates its like. The seed of the serpent is always
+venomous; the tiger’s cub is always thirsting for blood. There are
+gutter children in London who have risen to be merchant princes, but they
+have come of an honest good family stock. As to those of whom I write,
+there is a curse on them from their very birth. Happily for them, they
+are unconscious of it, and yet in some undefined way it treads upon their
+steps. Like Gray’s naughty schoolboys:
+
+ They hear a voice in every wind,
+ And catch a fearful joy.
+
+As I say, they are secretly conscious of a war between themselves and all
+that is deemed respectable. They feel that society, in the shape of the
+policeman, has its eye upon them. They have very restless eyes and very
+restless legs. They are as unlike the primitive ploughboy of the fat
+fields of Suffolk, of the swamps of Essex, of the fens of Lincolnshire,
+of the Sussex Downs, as can well be imagined. You can scarcely fancy
+they belong to the same species; yet, at the same time, the street boy of
+the city is the same all the world over. In Paris, in London, in
+Edinburgh, in Dublin, and Belfast, the dirty little ragged rascals are
+intrinsically one and the same—barring the speech. It is wonderful this
+oneness of sentiment, the bonds of brotherhood. The other day, on the
+pier at Boulogne, I lit a fusee for the purpose of having a smoke.
+Before I could say Jack Robinson, I was beset with hordes of ragged,
+shoeless, unwashed urchins, just the same as those you see in Cheapside;
+and it was only by bribery and corruption that I could emancipate myself.
+In London, as is to be expected, we have more of the commercial element;
+there is less freedom for them here. They must turn traders, and hawk
+_Echos_ and cigar-lights, or sweep crossings. As to miscellaneous and
+irregular talent, society fosters it no more in the ragged boy than it
+does in the well-clad man, and so we have got rid of the Catherine-wheel
+business and dangerous gymnastics of that kind. Many boys have the vices
+of their breed—the vices engendered by a life of poverty and of fear.
+They are afraid to be honest in their answers. They are afraid, when you
+talk to them, you have got some end in view. They will watch you, when
+you question them, to see how they can best please you. If you want to
+see what they are, catch them flattening their noses against the
+eating-house shop windows just about pudding time. That’s human nature,
+and a wonderful thing is human nature. It would be well if society would
+take the trouble to recognise that fact. It was the want of the
+recognition of that fact in the good old times, when wild lawlessness was
+tempered with Draconian severity, that has entailed on the present
+generation the difficult problem as to what is to be done with our street
+boys.
+
+Two solutions of the problem are offered us—the Reformatory School and
+the Refuges for Homeless and Destitute Children. According to our
+statisticians, in the former seventy per cent. are reclaimed and
+reformed. According to the latter, eighty per cent. are similarly
+improved. Mr. Williams, of Great Queen Street, claims for his
+institutions that they have an advantage over the reformatories, inasmuch
+as the taint of a prison attaches to the former; and that the fact of a
+boy having been an inmate of one of them exerts very often a most
+unfavourable influence over his prospects in life, however desirous he
+may be of acting honestly and industriously. For years and years he
+becomes marked, and is treated with more or less suspicion; and, when
+this is the case, it is not to be wondered at if he returns to a life in
+which the standard of action is very different to that of good society,
+and in which the most successful criminals are the most highly envied and
+applauded. The returns of the Great Queen Street Refuge show, however,
+much may be done to cure the evils arising from suffering the street boys
+of our day to ripen under the devil’s guidance into depravity and crime.
+Last year, there were admitted there 445 boys, as follows: From various
+casual wards and other night-shelters, 63; on the application of parties
+interested in their welfare, 95; on their own application, 98; sent in by
+the secretary and subscribers from the street, 76; brought in by the
+boys’ beadle (that is, a person employed to hunt up needy cases), 17;
+sent by magistrates and policemen, as being utterly destitute, 17; sent
+by London City missionaries, ragged-school teachers, and others, 44;
+readmitted from the ship, 60; sent from Newsboys’ Home, 29. The benefit
+of such an agency is still more apparent when we remember that it is not
+much more than five years since the _Chichester_ training-ship has been
+established, and that during that time, upwards of one thousand boys have
+been placed on board, and in little more than four years and a half the
+committee have trained and placed out in the Mercantile Marine and Royal
+Navy as many as seven hundred boys, all of whom, it is to be remembered,
+were bound to be, from necessity, as it were, the criminal classes of
+society. But, after all, this is but a drop in the bucket. It is
+something to do; it is a great deal to do. England requires good sailor
+lads; and these lads generally, according to the testimony of their
+masters, turn out such. At Farningham, the secretary, Mr. A. O. Charles,
+will show you any day three hundred street arabs all growing respectable.
+England is already overstocked with incapables and scoundrels; and these
+boys would have been such had not kindly hearts and friendly hands come
+to the rescue. That they can be trained and made useful we see in the
+number of well-conducted blacking boys, of whom, I believe, the number is
+three hundred and sixty-two, and in the little scavengers who pursue
+their calling almost at the very peril of their life. In 1851 the first
+Shoe-black Society was formed. There are now eight, and last year the
+earnings of the boys amounted to upwards of £11,000. Only think of all
+this money made by London mud!
+
+Clearly the street boy can be elevated in the scale of being. The vices
+of his early life may be eradicated. The better part of him may be
+strengthened and called into existence. He is not all bad, nor
+altogether incurable. He is what you and I might have been, good or bad,
+had we been left to ourselves. It is hard work winning him over. It
+requires a patience and a wisdom such as only a few possess, but it can
+be done, and it must be done, if the future of our country is to be
+brighter and better than its past. Ah, he is very human, that little
+unwashed, uncombed, unfed, untended nobody’s child. Leave him alone, and
+he will be cunning as a serpent, cruel as a wolf, like a roaring lion,
+ever hungering for its prey. Grown up to a man, and not hung, he will
+cost the State a great deal of money, for no man wastes property like the
+thief, and to try him and shut him in prison is very costly work. It is
+infinitely cheaper to make an honest man of him. For ten pounds you may
+plant him with a Canadian settler, who will make a man of him, in a very
+few years. At any rate it is unwise to treat him unkindly, to keep him
+moving on, to chivy him for ever along the streets, much to the disgust
+of old ladies, who are always “dratting” those horrid boys. It is to be
+feared their number is on the increase, and this, I regret to write, is
+the testimony of one who ought to know. What is the reason? My
+informant tells me it is diminished parental authority. Every day,
+mothers and fathers come to him with boys of tender years, whom they
+declare to be utterly unmanageable. Another cause undoubtedly is our
+cheap and trashy literature. Recently, a great newsvendor stated before
+a committee of the House of Commons, that he sold weekly one hundred of
+“The Black Monk,” one hundred of “Blighted Heart,” five hundred and fifty
+of “Claude Duval,” fifty of “The Hangman’s Daughter,” and three hundred
+and fifty of “Paul Clifford.” If you want to see what these boys read,
+visit Kent Street or the New Cut. Look at the sensational pictures of
+the cheap illustrated journals, in which murder, suicide, and crime are
+the staple commodities treated of. Read some of the journals professedly
+written for boys, and which you will see the boys read if you happen to
+pass any large establishment at the dinner hour, and it will not be
+difficult to understand what street boys, if left to themselves, are sure
+to become.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ THE END.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ CHARLES DICKENS AND EVANS, CRYSTAL PALACE PRESS.
+
+
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