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+Oswald Hunter Blair
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+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t1">
+A NEW MEDLEY OF MEMORIES
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+BY THE
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+RIGHT REV. SIR DAVID HUNTER-BLAIR
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+BT., O.S.B., M.A.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+TITULAR ABBOT OF DUNFERMLINE
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+WITH PORTRAIT
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+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+LONDON
+<BR>
+EDWARD ARNOLD &amp; CO.
+<BR>
+1922
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+[<I>All rights reserved</I>]
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+TO THE
+<BR>
+MASTER AND SCHOLARS
+<BR>
+OF
+<BR>
+SAINT BENET'S HALL, OXFORD,
+<BR>
+IN MEMORY OF
+<BR>
+TEN HAPPY YEARS.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="Pvii"></A>vii}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+FOREWORD
+</H3>
+
+<P>
+Some kindly critics of my <I>Medley of Memories</I>, and not a few private
+correspondents (most of them unknown to me) have been good enough to
+express a lively hope that I would continue my reminiscences down to a
+later date than the year 1903, when I closed the volume with my jubilee
+birthday.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It is in response to this wish that I have here set down some of my
+recollections of the succeeding decade, concluding with the outbreak of
+the Great War.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One is rather "treading on eggshells" when printing impressions of
+events and persons so near our own time. But I trust that there is
+nothing unkind in these more recent memories, any more than in the
+former. There should not be; for I have experienced little but
+kindness during a now long life; and I approach the Psalmist's limit of
+days with only grateful sentiments towards the many friends who have
+helped to make that life a happy as well as a varied one.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+DAVID O. HUNTER-BLAIR, O.S.B.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+S. Paulo, Brazil,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<I>March</I>, 1922.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="Pix"></A>ix}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<H2 ALIGN="center">
+CONTENTS
+</H2>
+
+<PRE STYLE="margin-left:10%">
+ PAGE
+
+CHAPTER I.&mdash;1903-1904.
+
+The Premier Duke&mdash;Oxford Chancellorship&mdash;A Silver Jubilee&mdash;In
+ Canterbury Close&mdash;Hyde Park Oratory&mdash;Oxford under Water&mdash;"Twopence
+ each" at Christ Church&mdash;Church Music&mdash;Gregorian Centenary in
+ Rome&mdash;Pope Pius X.&mdash;Pilgrims and Autograph&mdash;Cradle of the
+ Benedictine Order . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P1">1</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER II.&mdash;1904.
+
+"Sermons from Stones"&mdash;<I>Alcestis</I> at Bradfield&mdash;Whimsical
+ Texts&mdash;Old Masters at Ushaw&mdash;A Mozart-Wagner Festival&mdash;Bismarck
+ and William II.&mdash;"Longest Word" Competition&mdash;Medal-week at
+ St. Andrews&mdash;Oxford Rhodes Scholars&mdash;Liddell and Scott&mdash;Lord
+ Rosebery at the Union&mdash;Oxford Portraits&mdash;Wytham
+ Abbey&mdash;Christmas in Bute . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P19">19</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER III.&mdash;1905.
+
+A "Catholic Demonstration"&mdash;Boy-prodigies&mdash;Spring Days in
+ Naples&mdash;"C.-B." at Oxford&mdash;Medical Sceptics&mdash;Blenheim
+ Hospitality&mdash;A Scoto-Irish Wedding&mdash;Dunskey
+ Transformed&mdash;Lunatics up-to-date&mdash;Eton War Memorial&mdash;Four
+ Thousand Guests at Arundel&mdash;At Exton Park&mdash;Abbotsford and
+ Blairquhan&mdash;Lothair's Bride . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P37">37</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.&mdash;1905-1906.
+
+Modern Gothic&mdash;Contrasts in South Wales&mdash;Chamberlain's Last
+ Speech&mdash;A Catholic Dining-club&mdash;Lovat Scouts' Memorial&mdash;A Tory
+ <I>débâcle</I>&mdash;Hampshire Marriages&mdash;On the <I>Côte d'Azur</I>&mdash;Three
+ Weddings&mdash;An Old Irish Peer&mdash;Guernsey in June&mdash;A Coming of Age
+ on the Cotswolds&mdash;The Warwick Pageant&mdash;Bank Holiday at
+ Scarborough . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P56">56</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER V.&mdash;1906-1907.
+
+Melrose and Westminster&mdash;Newman Memorial Church&mdash;The Evil
+ Eye&mdash;Catholic Scholars at Oxford&mdash;Grace before Meat&mdash;A
+ Literary Dinner&mdash;A Jamaica Tragedy&mdash;An Abbatial
+ Blessing&mdash;Deaths of Oxford friends&mdash;Robinson Ellis&mdash;A Genteel
+ Watering-place&mdash;Visit to Dover&mdash;Pageants at Oxford and
+ Bury&mdash;Hugh Benson . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P74">74</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.&mdash;1907-1908.
+
+Benedictine Honours at Oxford&mdash;Anecdotes from Sir
+ Hubert&mdash;Everingham and Bramham&mdash;Early Rising&mdash;Mass in a
+ Deer-forest&mdash;A Bishop's Visiting-cards&mdash;A Miniature College&mdash;Our
+ New Chancellor&mdash;Bodley's Librarian&mdash;Dean Burgon&mdash;A Welsh
+ Bishop&mdash;Illness and Convalescence&mdash;H.M.S. <I>Victory</I> . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P94">94</A>
+</PRE>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="Px"></A>x}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<PRE STYLE="margin-left:10%">
+CHAPTER VII.&mdash;1908.
+
+Miss Broughton at Oxford&mdash;Notable Trees&mdash;An Infantile
+ Rest-cure&mdash;Equestrians from Italy&mdash;"The Colours"&mdash;A
+ Parson's Statistics&mdash;Two Anxious Mammas&mdash;"Let us Kill
+ Something"&mdash;Scottish Dessert&mdash;A Highland Bazaar&mdash;I Resign
+ Mastership of Hall&mdash;Notes on Newman&mdash;Scriptural
+ Heraldry&mdash;Myres Macership&mdash;Scots Catholic Judge&mdash;At a
+ <I>château</I> in Picardy&mdash;Excursions from Oxford&mdash;St. Andrew's
+ Day at Cardiff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P113">113</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.&mdash;1908-1909.
+
+Christmas at Beaufort&mdash;<I>Annus mirabilis</I>&mdash;Kenelm Vaughan&mdash;A
+ "Heathen Turk"&mdash;Sven Hedin&mdash;Centenary of Darwin&mdash;Oxford
+ and Louvain&mdash;Hugh Cecil on the House of Commons&mdash;Arundel
+ itself again&mdash;The Bridegroom's Father weeps&mdash;Cambridge
+ Fisher Society&mdash;Bodleian Congestion&mdash;Shackleton at Albert
+ Hall&mdash;Oakamoor, Faber, and Pugin&mdash;Welsh Pageant&mdash;Hampton
+ Court&mdash;Father Hell and Mr. Dams!&mdash;A Bishop's
+ Portrait&mdash;Gleann Mor Gathering . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P132">132</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.&mdash;1909-1910.
+
+The White Garden at Beaufort&mdash;Andrew Lang&mdash;A Holy Well&mdash;The
+ new Ladycross&mdash;"My terrible Great-uncle!"&mdash;Off to
+ Brazil&mdash;-King's Birthday on Board&mdash;-The New City
+ Beautiful&mdash;Arrival at S. Paulo&mdash;-An Abbey
+ Rebuilding&mdash;Cosmopolitan State and City&mdash;College of S.
+ Bento&mdash;Stray Englishmen&mdash;Progressive Paulistas&mdash;Education in
+ Brazil . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P151">151</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER X.&mdash;1910.
+
+Provost Hornby&mdash;Christmas in Brazil&mdash;Architecture in S.
+ Paulo&mdash;The Snake-farm&mdash;Guests at the Abbey&mdash;End of the
+ Isolation of Fort Augustus&mdash;A Benedictine Festival&mdash;Sinister
+ Italians&mdash;Death of Edward VII.&mdash;Brazilian Funerals&mdash;Popular
+ Devotion&mdash;"Fradesj estrangeiros"&mdash;Football in the
+ Tropics&mdash;Homeward Voyage&mdash;Santos and Madeira&mdash;Sir John Benn . . <A HREF="#P170">170</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.&mdash;1910-1911.
+
+A Wiesbaden Eye Klinik&mdash;The Rhine in Rain&mdash;Cologne and
+ Brussels&mdash;Wedding in the Hop-Country&mdash;The New Departure at
+ Fort Augustus&mdash;St. Andrew's without Angus&mdash;Oxford
+ Again&mdash;Highland Marriage at Oratory&mdash;One Eye <I>versus</I>
+ Two&mdash;Cambridge <I>versus</I> Oxford&mdash;-A Question of Colour&mdash;Ex-King
+ Manuel&mdash;A Great Church at Norwich&mdash;<I>Ave Verum</I> in the
+ Kirk&mdash;Fort Augustus Post-bag . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P189">189</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.&mdash;1911.
+
+Monks and Salmon&mdash;FitzAlan Chapel&mdash;April on Thames-side&mdash;My
+ sacerdotal Jubilee&mdash;Kinemacolor&mdash;Apparition at an
+ Abbey&mdash;St. Lucius&mdash;Faithful Highlanders&mdash;Hay Centenary&mdash;Nuns
+ for S. Paulo&mdash;A Brief Marriage Ceremony&mdash;Pagan
+ Mass-music&mdash;Seventeen New Cardinals&mdash;Doune Castle&mdash;A Quest
+ for our Abbey Church&mdash;Great Coal Strike&mdash;at Stonyhurst and
+ Ware&mdash;Katherine Howard&mdash;Twentieth-Century Chinese&mdash;An
+ Anglo-Italian Abbey . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P208">208</A>
+</PRE>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="Pxi"></A>xi}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<PRE STYLE="margin-left:10%">
+CHAPTER XIII.&mdash;1912-1913.
+
+A Concert for Cripples&mdash;Queen Amélie&mdash;May at Aix-les-Bains&mdash;A
+ Sample Savoyards&mdash;Hautecombe&mdash;A "Picture of the Year"&mdash;A
+ Benedictine O.T.C.&mdash;Pugin's "Blue Pencil"&mdash;My nomination
+ as Prior&mdash;Fort Augustus and the Navy&mdash;Work in the
+ Monastery&mdash;Ladies in the Enclosure&mdash;A Bishop's Jubilee&mdash;A
+ Modern Major Pendennis&mdash;My Election to Abbacy&mdash;Installation
+ Ceremonies&mdash;Empress Eugénie at Farnborough&mdash;A Week at Monte
+ Cassino&mdash;Fatiguing Functions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P227">227</A>
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.&mdash;1913-1914.
+
+St Anselm's, Rome&mdash;Election of a Primate&mdash;My Uncle's
+ Grave&mdash;Milan and Maredsous&mdash;Canterbury Revisited&mdash;An Oratorian
+ Festival&mdash;Poetical Bathos&mdash;A Benedictine Chapter&mdash;King of
+ Uganda at Fort Augustus&mdash;Threefold Work of our Abbey&mdash;Funeral
+ of Bishop Turner&mdash;Bute Chapel at Westminster&mdash;A
+ Patriarchal Lay-brother&mdash;Abbot Gasquet a Cardinal&mdash;Corpus
+ Christi at Arundel&mdash;Eucharistic Congress at Cardiff&mdash;The Great
+ War&mdash;Conclusion . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P246">246</A>
+
+
+
+APPENDIX I. <I>Novissima Verba</I> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P267">267</A>
+ II. Darwin's <I>Credo</I> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P269">269</A>
+
+INDEX . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <A HREF="#P271">271</A>
+</PRE>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap01"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P1"></A>1}</SPAN>
+
+<H2 ALIGN="center">
+A NEW MEDLEY OF MEMORIES
+</H2>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER I
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1903-1904
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+I take up again the thread of these random recollections in the autumn
+of 1903, the same autumn in which I kept my jubilee birthday at St.
+Andrews. I went from there successively to the Herries' at Kinharvie,
+the Ralph Kerrs at Woodburn, near Edinburgh, and the Butes at
+Mountstuart, meeting, curiously enough, at all three places Norfolk and
+his sister, Lady Mary Howard&mdash;though it was not so curious after all,
+as the Duke was accustomed to visit every autumn his Scottish relatives
+at these places, as well as the Loudouns in their big rather
+out-at-elbows castle in Ayrshire. He had no taste at all either for
+shooting, fishing, or riding, or for other country pursuits such as
+farming, forestry, or the like; but he made himself perfectly happy
+during these country house visits. The least exacting of guests, he
+never required to be amused, contenting himself with a game of croquet
+(the only outdoor game he favoured), an occasional long walk, and a
+daily romp with his young relatives, the children of the house, who
+were all devoted to him. He read the newspapers perfunctorily,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P2"></A>2}</SPAN>
+but
+seldom opened a book: he knew and cared little for literature, science,
+or art, with the single exception of architecture, in which he was
+keenly interested. The most devout of Catholics, he was nothing of an
+ecclesiologist: official and hereditary chief of the College of Arms,
+he was profoundly uninterested in heraldry, whether practically or
+historically:[<A NAME="chap01fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn1">1</A>] the head of the nobility of England, he was so little
+of a genealogist that he was never at pains to correct the
+proof&mdash;annually submitted to him as to others&mdash;of the preposterous
+details of his pedigree as set forth in the pages of "Burke." I seem
+to be describing an ignoramus; but the interesting thing was that the
+Duke, with all his limitations, was really nothing of the kind. He
+could, and did, converse on a great variety of subjects in a very
+clear-headed and intelligent way; there was something engaging about
+his utter unpretentiousness and deference to the opinions of others;
+and he had mastered the truth that the secret of successful
+conversation is to talk about what interests the other man and not what
+interests oneself. No one could, in fact, talk to the Duke much, or
+long, without getting to love him; and every one who came into contact
+with him in their several degrees, from princes and prelates and
+politicians to cabmen and crossing-sweepers, did love him. "His Grace
+'as a good 'eart, that's what 'e 'as," said the old lady who used to
+keep the crossing nearly opposite Norfolk House, and sat against the
+railings
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P3"></A>3}</SPAN>
+with her cat and her clean white apron (I think she did
+her sweeping by deputy); "he'll never cross the square, whatever 'urry
+'e's in, without saying a kind word to me." One sees him striding down
+Pall Mall in his shabby suit, one gloveless hand plucking at his black
+beard, the other wagging in constant salutation of passing friends, and
+his kind brown eyes peering from under the brim of a hat calculated to
+make the late Lord Hardwicke turn in his grave. A genuine
+man&mdash;earnest, simple, affable, sincere, and yet ducal too; with a
+certain grave native dignity which sat strangely well on him, and on
+which it was impossible ever to presume. Panoplied in such dignity
+when occasion required, as in great public ceremonies, our homely
+little Duke played his part with curious efficiency; and it was often
+remarked that in State pageants the figure of the Earl Marshal was
+always one of the most striking in the splendid picture.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The only country seat which the premier Duke owned besides Arundel
+Castle was Derwent Hall, a fine old Jacobean house in the Derwent
+valley, on the borders of Yorkshire and Derbyshire. The Duke had lent
+this place for some years past to his only brother as his country
+residence (he later bequeathed it to him by will); and herein this same
+autumn I paid a pleasant visit to Lord and Lady Edmund Talbot, on my
+way south to Oxford. In London I went to see the rich and sombre
+chapel of the Holy Souls just finished in Westminster Cathedral, at the
+expense of my old friend Mrs. Walmesley (née Weld Blundell). The
+Archbishop's white marble <I>cathedra</I> was in course of erection in the
+sanctuary, and preparations were going forward
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P4"></A>4}</SPAN>
+for his
+enthronement.[<A NAME="chap01fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn2">2</A>] Eight immense pillars of onyx were lying on the
+floor, and the great painted rood leaned against the wall. I was glad
+to see some signs of progress.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Our principal domestic interest, on reassembling at Oxford for
+Michaelmas Term, was the prospect of exchanging the remote and
+incommodious semi-detached villa, in which our Benedictine Hall had
+been hitherto housed, for the curious mansion near Folly Bridge, built
+on arches above the river, "standing in its own grounds," as
+auctioneers say (it could not well stand in any one else's!), and known
+to most Oxonians as Grandpont House. Besides the Thames bubbling and
+swirling at its foundations, it had a little lake of its own, and was
+(except by a very circuitous <I>détour</I>) accessible only by punt. Rather
+fascinating! we all thought; but when the pundits from Ampleforth Abbey
+came to inspect, the floods happened to be out everywhere, and our
+prospective Hall looked so like Noah's Ark floating on a waste of
+waters, that they did not "see their way"[<A NAME="chap01fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn3">3</A>] to approve of either the
+site or the house.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Oxford was preoccupied at this time with the question of who was to
+succeed to the Chancellorship
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P5"></A>5}</SPAN>
+vacant by the death of Lord
+Salisbury. I attended a meeting of the Conservative caucus summoned to
+discuss the matter at the President's lodgings at St. John's. These
+gatherings were generally amusing, as the President (most unbending of
+old Tories) used to make occasional remarks of a disconcerting kind.
+On this occasion he treated us to some reminiscences of the great
+Chancellors of the past, adding, "I look round the ranks of prominent
+men in the country, including cabinet ministers and ex-ministers, and I
+see few if any men of outstanding or even second-rate ability"&mdash;the
+point of the joke being that next to him was seated the late Chancellor
+of the Exchequer, Sir Michael Hicks Beach, whose presence and counsel
+had been specially invited. The names of Lords Goschen, Lansdowne,
+Rosebery, and Curzon were mentioned, the first-named being evidently
+the favourite. "Scholar, statesman, financier, educationalist," I
+wrote of him in the <I>Westminster Gazette</I> a day or two later, "a
+distinguished son of Oriel, versatile, prudent and popular.... The
+Fates seem to point to Lord Goschen as the one who shall sit in the
+vacant chair."[<A NAME="chap01fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn4">4</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Another less famous Oriel man, my old friend Mgr. Tylee, was in Oxford
+this autumn, on his annual visitation of his old college, and came to
+see me several times. He gravely assured me that he had "preached his
+last sermon in India"; but this was
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P6"></A>6}</SPAN>
+a false alarm. The good
+monsignore was as great a "farewellist" as Madame Patti or the late Mr.
+Sims Reeves, and at least three years later I heard that he was
+meditating another descent on Hindostan; though why he went there, or
+why he stayed away, I imagine few people either knew or cared.[<A NAME="chap01fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn5">5</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We were all interested this term in the award of the senior Kennicott
+Hebrew scholarship to a Catholic, Frederic Ingle of St. John's, who had
+already, previous to his change of creed, gained the Pusey and Ellerton
+Prize, and other honours in
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P7"></A>7}</SPAN>
+Scriptural subjects. One could not
+help wondering whether it came as a little surprise to the Anglican
+examiners to find that they had awarded the scholarship to a young man
+studying for the Catholic priesthood at the Collegio Beda in Rome, an
+institution specially founded for the ecclesiastical education of
+converts to the Roman Church. The "Hertford" this year, by the way,
+the Blue Ribbon of Latin scholarship, was also held by a Catholic, a
+young Jesuit of Pope's Hall&mdash;Cyril Martindale, the most brilliant
+scholar of his time at Oxford, who carried off practically every
+classical distinction the university had to offer. The "Hertford" was
+won next year (1904) by another Catholic, Wilfrid Greene, scholar of
+Christ Church.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I celebrated in 1903 not only my fiftieth birthday, but the silver
+jubilee of my entrance into the Benedictine Order; and I went to keep
+the latter interesting anniversary at Belmont Priory in Herefordshire,
+where twenty-five years before (December 8, 1878) I had received the
+novice's habit. Two or three of the older members of the community,
+who had been my fellow-novices in those far-off days, were still in
+residence there; and from them and all I received a warm welcome and
+many kind congratulations. These jubilees, golden and silver, are apt
+to make one moralize; and some words from an unknown or forgotten
+source were in my mind at this time:
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+Such dates are milestones on the grey, monotonous road of our lives:
+they are eddying pools in the stream of time, in which the memory rests
+for a moment, like the whirling leaf in the torrent, until it is caught
+up anew, and carried on by the resistless current towards the
+everlasting ocean.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P8"></A>8}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Soon after the end of term I made my way northwards, to spend
+Christmas, as so many before, with the Lovats at Beaufort, where the
+topic of interest was the engagement, just announced, of Norfolk to his
+cousin, elder daughter of Lord Herries. We played our traditional game
+of croquet in the sunshine of Christmas Day, and spent a pleasant
+fortnight, of which, however, the end was saddened for me by the
+premature death of my niece's husband, Charles Orr Ewing, M.P. They
+had only just finished the beautiful house they had built on the site
+of my old home, Dunskey, and were looking forward to happy years there.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was at Arundel for a few days after New Year, and found the Duke very
+busy with improvements, inspecting new gardening operations, and so on;
+"and after all," he said, "some one will be coming by-and-by who may
+not like it!" From Arundel I dawdled along the south coast to
+Canterbury, and paid a delightful visit to my old friends Canon and
+Mrs. Moore at their charming residence (incorporating the ancient
+monastic guest-house) in the close. I spent hours exploring the
+glorious cathedral&mdash;the most interesting (<I>me judice</I>) if not the most
+beautiful in England. The close, too, really is a close, with a
+watchman singing out in the small hours, "Past two o'clock&mdash;misty
+morning&mdash;a-all's we-e-ell!" and the enclosure so complete that though
+we could hear the Bishop of Dover's dinner-bell on the other side of
+the wall, my host and hostess had to drive quite a long way round,
+through the mediæval gate-house, to join the episcopal dinner-party.
+Their schoolboy son invited me that night to accompany the watchman (an
+old
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P9"></A>9}</SPAN>
+greybeard sailor with a Guy Fawkes lantern, who looked himself
+like a relic of the Middle Ages) in his eleven o'clock peregrination
+round the cathedral. A weird experience! the vast edifice totally
+dark[<A NAME="chap01fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn6">6</A>] save for the flickering gleam of the single candle, in whose
+wavering light pillars and arches and chantries and tombs peered
+momentarily out of the gloom like petrified ghosts.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I saw other interesting things at Canterbury, notably St. Martin's old
+church (perhaps the most venerable in the kingdom),[<A NAME="chap01fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn7">7</A>] and left for
+London, where, walking through Hyde Park on a sunshiny Sunday morning,
+I lingered awhile to watch the perfervid stump-orators wasting their
+eloquence on the most listless of audiences. "Come along, Mary Ann,
+let's give one of the other blokes a turn," was the prevailing
+sentiment; but I did manage to catch one gem from a Free Thought
+spouter, whose advocacy of <I>post mortem</I> annihilation was being
+violently assailed by one of his hearers. "Do you mean to tell me,"
+shouted the heckler, "that when I am dead I fade absolutely away and am
+done with for ever?"&mdash;to which query came the prompt
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P10"></A>10}</SPAN>
+reply, "I
+sincerely hope so, sir!"[<A NAME="chap01fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn8">8</A>] Lord Cathcart (a great frequenter of the
+Park), to whom I repeated the above repartee, amused me by quoting an
+unconsciously funny phrase he had heard from a labour orator near the
+Marble Arch: "What abaht the working man? The working man is the
+backbone of this country&mdash;and I tell you <I>strite</I>, that backbone 'as
+got to come to the front!"[<A NAME="chap01fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn9">9</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I left Paddington for Oxford in absolutely the blackest fog I had ever
+seen: it turned brown at Baling, grey at Maidenhead, and at Didcot the
+sun was shining quite cheerfully. I found the floods almost
+unprecedentedly high, and the "loved city" abundantly justifying its
+playful sobriquet of "Spires and Ponds." A Catholic freshman, housed
+in the ground floor of Christ Church Meadow-buildings, described to me
+his dismay at the boldness and voracity of the rats which invaded his
+rooms from the meadows when the floods were out. The feelings of Lady
+Bute when she visited Oxford about this time, and found her treasured
+son&mdash;who had boarded at a private tutor's at Harrow, and had never
+roughed it in his life&mdash;literally immured in an underground cellar
+beneath Peckwater Quad, may be
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P11"></A>11}</SPAN>
+better imagined than described. It
+is fair to add that the youth himself had made no complaint, and
+shouted with laughter when I paid him a visit in his extraordinary
+subterranean quarters in the richest college in Oxford.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The last words remind me of a visit paid me during this term by Dom
+Ferotin and a colleague from Farnborough Abbey. Escorting my guests
+through Christ Church, I mentioned the revenue of the House as
+approximately £80,000 a year, a sum which sounded colossal when
+translated into francs. "Deux millions par an! mais c'est incroyable,"
+was their comment, as we mounted the great Jacobean staircase.
+"Twopence each, please," said the nondescript individual who threw open
+the hall door. It was an anti-climax; but we "did" the pictures
+without further remark, and I remember noticing an extraordinary
+resemblance (which the guide also observed) to the distinguished French
+Benedictine in the striking portrait of Dr. Liddon hanging near the
+fireplace. We lunched with my friend Grissell in High Street, meeting
+there the Baron de Bertouche, a young man with a Danish father and a
+Scottish mother, born in Italy, educated in France, owning property in
+Belgium, and living in Wales&mdash;too much of a cosmopolitan, it seemed to
+me, to be likely to get the commission in the Pope's Noble Guard which
+appeared at that time to be his chief ambition.[<A NAME="chap01fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn10">10</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P12"></A>12}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember two lectures about this time: one to the Newman Society
+about Dickens, by old Percy Fitzgerald, who almost wept at hearing
+irreverent undergraduates avow that the Master's pathos was "all
+piffle," and that Paul Dombey and Little Nell made them sick; the other
+a paper on "Armour" (his special hobby) by Lord Dillon. I asked him if
+he could corroborate what I had heard as a boy, that men who took down
+their ancestral armour from their castle walls to buckle on for the
+great Eglinton Tournament, seventy years ago, found that they could not
+get into it! I was surprised that this fact (if it be a fact) was new
+to so great an authority as Lord Dillon; but we had no time to discuss
+the matter. Mr. Justice Walton, the Catholic judge, also came down and
+addressed the "Newman," I forget on what subject; but I remember his
+being "heckled" on the question as to whether a barrister was justified
+in conscience in defending (say) a murderer of whose guilt he was
+personally convinced. The judge maintained that he was.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+February 15 was Norfolk's wedding-day&mdash;a quiet and pious ceremony,
+after his own heart, in the private chapel at Everingham. I recollect
+the date, because I attended that evening a French play&mdash;Molière's <I>Les
+Femmes Savantes</I>&mdash;at an Oxford convent school. It was quite well done,
+entirely by girls; but the unique feature was that the "men" of the
+comedy were attired as to coats, waistcoats, wigs and lace <I>jabots</I> in
+perfectly correct Louis XIV. style, but below the waist&mdash;in petticoats!
+the result being that they ensconced themselves as far as possible,
+throughout the play, behind
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P13"></A>13}</SPAN>
+tables and chairs, and showed no more
+of their legs than the Queen of Spain.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Going down to Arundel for Holy Week and Easter, I read in <I>The Times</I>
+Hugh Macnaghten's strangely moving lines on Hector Macdonald,[<A NAME="chap01fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn11">11</A>] whose
+tragic death was announced this week. Easter was late this year, the
+weather balmy, and the spring advanced; and the park and the whole
+countryside starred with daffodils and anemones, primroses and
+hyacinths. Between the many church services we enjoyed some delightful
+rambles; and the Duke's marriage had made no difference to his love of
+croquet and of the inevitable game of "ten questions" after dinner.
+The great church looked beautiful on Easter morning, with its wealth of
+spring flowers; and the florid music was no doubt finely rendered,
+though I do not like Gounod in church at Easter or at any other time.
+I refrained, however, when my friend the organist asked me what I
+thought of his choir, from replying, as Cardinal Capranica did to a
+similar question from Pope Nicholas V.&mdash;"that it seemed to him like a
+sack of young swine, for he heard a great noise, but could distinguish
+nothing articulate!"[<A NAME="chap01fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn12">12</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P14"></A>14}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All the clergy of St. Philip's church dined at the castle on Easter
+Sunday evening; and the young Duchess, wearing her necklace of big
+diamonds (Sheffield's wedding present), was a most kind and pleasant
+hostess. Two days later my friend Father MacCall and I left England
+<I>en route</I> for Rome, crossing from Newhaven to Dieppe in three-quarters
+of a gale. <I>Infandum jubes</I>.... The boat was miserable, so was the
+passage; but we survived it, hurried on through France and Italy (our
+<I>direttissimo</I> halting at all kinds of unnecessary places), and reached
+Rome at the hour of Ave Maria, almost exactly twenty-six years since my
+previous visit. What memories, as from our modest <I>pension</I> in the Via
+Sistina we looked once again on the familiar and matchless prospect!
+My companion hurried off at once to the bedside of a fever-stricken
+friend; and my first pilgrimage was of course to St. Peter's. I felt,
+as I swung aside the heavy "baby-crusher,"[<A NAME="chap01fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn13">13</A>]
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P15"></A>15}</SPAN>
+and entered, almost
+holding my breath, that strange sense of exhilaration which Eugénie de
+Ferronays described so perfectly.[<A NAME="chap01fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn14">14</A>] Preparations were on foot for
+the coming <I>festa</I>,[<A NAME="chap01fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn15">15</A>] and the "Sanpietrini" flying, as of old, a
+hundred feet from the floor, hanging crimson brocades&mdash;a fearsome
+spectacle. On Sunday we Benedictines kept the Gregorian festival at
+our own great basilica of St. Paul's; but the chief celebration was
+next day at St. Peter's, where Pope Pius X. himself pontificated in the
+presence of 40,000 people, and a choir of a thousand monks (of which I
+had the privilege of being one) rendered the Gregorian music with
+thrilling effect. All was as in the great days of old&mdash;the Papal March
+blown on silver trumpets; the long procession up the great nave of
+abbots, bishops, and cardinals, conspicuous among them Cardinals
+Rampolla, with his fine features and grave penetrating look, and Merry
+del Val (the youthful Secretary of State), tall, dark, and strikingly
+handsome; the Pontifical Court, chamberlains in their quaint mediæval
+dress; and, finally, high on his <I>sedia gestatoria</I>, with the white
+peacock-feather fans waving on right and left, the venerable figure of
+the Pope, mitred, and wearing his long embroidered <I>manto</I>: turning
+kind eyes from side to side on the vast concourse, and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P16"></A>16}</SPAN>
+blessing
+them with uplifted hand as he passed. His Holiness celebrated the Mass
+with wonderful devotion, as quiet and collected as if he had been alone
+in his oratory. High above our heads, at the Elevation, the silver
+trumpets sounded the well-known melody, and the Swiss Guards round the
+altar brought down their halberts with a crash on the pavement.[<A NAME="chap01fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn16">16</A>]
+After the great function I lunched with the Giustiniani Bandinis in the
+Foro Trajano, where three generations of the princely family were
+living together, in Roman patriarchal fashion. But (<I>quantum
+mutatus!</I>) the old Prince had sold his historic palace in the
+Corso;[<A NAME="chap01fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn17">17</A>] and his heir, Mondragone, who talked to me of sending his
+son to Christ Church as the Master of Kynnaird, seemed to shy at the
+expense.[<A NAME="chap01fn18text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn18">18</A>] They had all been at St. Peter's, in the tribune of the
+"Patriciato," that morning, and were unanimous (so like Romans!) in
+their
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P17"></A>17}</SPAN>
+verdict that the glorious Gregorian music would have been
+much more appropriate to a funeral!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was happy to enjoy a nearer view of the Holy Father before leaving
+Rome, in a private audience which he gave to the English Catholic
+Union. A slightly stooping figure, bushy grey hair, a rather care-worn
+kind face, a large penetrating eye&mdash;this was my first impression. His
+manner was wonderfully simple and courteous; and by his wish
+("s'accommodarsi") we sat down in a little group around him. This
+absence of formality was, I thought, no excuse for the bad manners of a
+lady of rank, who pulled out a fountain pen, and asked his Holiness to
+sign the photograph of her extensive family.[<A NAME="chap01fn19text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn19">19</A>] The Pope looked at
+the little implement and shook his head. "Non capisco queste cose de
+nuova moda," he said; and we followed him into another room&mdash;I think
+his private library&mdash;where he seated himself before a great golden
+inkstand, and with a long quill pen wrote beneath the family group a
+verse from the hundred and twenty-seventh Psalm.[<A NAME="chap01fn20text"></A><A HREF="#chap01fn20">20</A>] I had an
+opportunity of asking, not for an autograph, but for a blessing on our
+Oxford Benedictines, and on my mother-house at Fort Augustus.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Next day my friend and I left Rome for Monte Cassino&mdash;my first visit to
+the cradle of our venerable Order. I was deeply impressed, and felt,
+perhaps, on the summit of the holy mount, nearer heaven, both
+materially and spiritually, than I had ever
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P18"></A>18}</SPAN>
+done before. To
+celebrate Mass above the shrine of Saint Benedict, at an altar designed
+by Raphael, was my Sunday privilege. The visitors at the abbey and a
+devout crowd of <I>contadini</I> (many of them from the foot of the
+mountain) were my congregation; and the monks sang the plain-chant mass
+grouped round a huge illuminated <I>Graduale</I> on an enormous lectern.
+Three memorable days here, and I had to hasten northward, halting very
+briefly to renew old enchanting memories of Florence and Milan, and
+reaching Oxford just in time for the opening of the summer term.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn1text">1</A>] Lord Bute once told me that it was from him that the Earl Marshal
+first learned the meaning and origin of the honourable augmentation
+(the demi-lion of Scotland) which he bore on his coat-armorial.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn2text">2</A>] One of the first acts of Pope Pius X. had been to translate Bishop
+Bourne of Southwark to the metropolitan see of Westminster, in
+succession to Cardinal Vaughan, who had died on June 19. Archbishop
+Bourne became a Cardinal in 1911.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn3text">3</A>] My father used to hate this "new-fangled phrase," as he called it.
+"'See my way'! What does the man mean by 'see my way'? No, I do
+<I>not</I> 'see my way,'" he used to protest when a request for a
+subscription or donation was prefaced by this unlucky formula, and the
+appeal was instantly consigned to the waste-paper basket.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn4text">4</A>] Lord Goschen was elected on November 2 without a contest, the only
+other candidate "in the running" (Lord Rosebery) having declined to
+stand unless unopposed. Our new Chancellor lived to hold the office
+for little more than three years, dying in February, 1907.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn5text">5</A>] Tylee's sole connection with India was that he had once been
+domestic chaplain to Lord Ripon, who, however (much to his chagrin),
+left him behind in England when he went out as Viceroy. When the
+monsignore preached at St. Andrews, as he occasionally did when
+visiting George Angus there, the latter used to advertise him in the
+local newspaper as "ex-chaplain to the late Viceroy of India," which
+pleased him not a little. He was fond of preaching, and carried about
+with him in a tin box (proof against white ants) a pile of sermons,
+mostly translated by himself from the great French orators of the
+eighteenth century, and laboriously committed to memory. I remember
+his once firing off at the astonished congregation of a small seaside
+chapel, <I>à propos des bottes</I>, Bossuet's funeral oration on Queen
+Henrietta Maria.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+Through a friend at the Vatican, Tylee got a brief or rescript from the
+Pope, who was told that he went to preach in India, and commended him
+in the document, with some reference to the missionary labours of St.
+Francis Xavier in that country. The monsignore was immensely proud of
+this. "Haven't you seen my Papal Bull?" he would cry when India
+cropped up in conversation, as it generally did in his presence. The
+fact was that when in India the good man used to stay with a
+Commissioner or General commanding, and deliver one of his famous
+sermons in the station or garrison church, to a handful of British
+Catholics or Irish soldiers. He never learned a word of any native
+language, and did no more missionary work in India than if he had
+stayed at home in his Kensington villa.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn6text">6</A>] The Dean, my host told me, whilst prowling about the crypt in
+semi-darkness once noticed one of the chapels lit up by a rosy gleam.
+The Chapter was promptly summoned, and the canon-sacrist interrogated
+as to how and why a votive red lamp had been suspended before an altar
+without decanal authority. The crypt verger was called in to explain
+the phenomenon. "Bless your heart, Mr. Dean," said the good man, "that
+ain't no red lamp you saw&mdash;only an old oil stove which I fished up and
+put in that chapel to try and dry up the damp a bit."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn7text">7</A>] I suppose that there had been a Christian church on the site for
+thirteen centuries. On the day of my visit it was locked and
+barred&mdash;discouraging to pilgrims.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn8text">8</A>] The converse of this story is that of the orthodox but sadly prosy
+preacher who was demonstrating at great length the certainty of his own
+immortality. "Yes, my brethren, the mighty mountains shall one day be
+cast into the sea, but I shall live on. Nay, the seas themselves, the
+vast oceans which cover the greater part of the earth, shall dry up;
+but not I&mdash;not I!" And the congregation really thought that he never
+would!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn9text">9</A>] One more instance of Park repartee I must chronicle: the Radical
+politician shouting, "I want land reform&mdash;I want housing reform&mdash;I want
+education reform&mdash;I want&mdash;&mdash;" and the disconcerting interruption,
+"Chloroform!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn10text">10</A>] His mother, though a Catholic like himself, was a devotee of
+"Father Ignatius," and lived at Llanthony. She travelled about
+everywhere with the visionary "Monk of the Church of England," acting
+as pew-opener, money-taker, and general mistress of the ceremonies at
+his lectures, and had published an extraordinary biography of him.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn11text">11</A>] Have they ever been reprinted? I know not. Here they are:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Leave him alone:<BR>
+The death forgotten, and the truth unknown.<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough to know<BR>
+Whate'er he feared, he never feared a foe.<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Believe the best,<BR>
+O English hearts! and leave him to his rest."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn12text">12</A>] These words were penned in 1449 by one whom a contemporary layman
+described on his death as "the wisest, the most perfect, the most
+learned, and the holiest prelate whom the Church has in our day
+possessed." His beautiful tomb is in the Minerva church in Rome.
+Exactly a century later (1549) Cirillo Franchi wrote on the same
+subject, and in the same vein, to Ugolino Gualteruzzi: "It is their
+greatest happiness to contrive that while one is saying <I>Sanctus</I>, the
+other should say <I>Sabaoth</I>, and a third <I>Gloria tua</I>, with certain
+howls, bellowings, and guttural sounds, so that they more resemble cats
+in January than flowers in May!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+Who recalls now Ruskin's famous invective against modern Italian music,
+in which, after lauding a part-song, "done beautifully and joyfully,"
+which he heard in a smithy in Perugia, he goes on: "Of bestial howling,
+and entirely frantic vomiting up of hopelessly damned souls through
+their still carnal throats, I have heard more than, please God, I will
+endeavour to hear ever again, in one of his summers." It is fair to
+say that the reference here is probably not to church music.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn13text">13</A>] The name which we English used playfully to give to the great
+heavy leather curtains which hang at the entrance of the Roman churches.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn14text">14</A>] Speaking of the impression of <I>triumph</I> which one receives on
+entering St. Peter's, she continues: "Tandis que dans les églises
+gothiques, l'impression est de s'agenouiller, de joindre les mains avec
+un sentiment d'humble prière et de profond regret, dans St. Pierre, au
+contraire, le mouvement involuntaire serait d'ouvrir les bras en signe
+de joie, de relever la tête avec bonheur et épanouissement."&mdash;<I>Récit
+d'une Soeur</I>, ii. 298.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn15text">15</A>] The thirteenth centenary of St. Gregory the Great (d. March 12,
+1904).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn16text">16</A>] It was at this supreme moment that an Englishman of the baser sort
+once rose to his feet, and looking round exclaimed, "Is there no one in
+this vast assemblage who will lift up his voice with me, and protest
+against this idolatry?" "If you don't get down in double quick time,"
+retorted an American who was on his knees close by, "there's one man in
+this vast assemblage who will lift up his foot and kick you out of the
+church!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn17text">17</A>] A day or two after writing these lines (1921) I heard that this
+famous palazzo had been acquired as an official residence by the
+Brazilian Ambassador to the Quirinal.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn18"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn18text">18</A>] The Scottish Earldom of Newburgh (1660), of which Kynnaird was the
+second title, had been adjudged to Prince Bandini's mother by the House
+of Lords in 1858. The Duca Mandragone consulted me as to the expense
+of three years at Oxford for his son. He thought the sum I named very
+reasonable; but I really believe he supposed me to be quoting the
+figure in <I>lire</I>, not in pounds sterling, which he found quite
+impossible.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn19"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn19text">19</A>] Would Lady X&mdash;&mdash; (who was familiar with Courts) have acted thus in
+an audience granted her by King Edward VII.? I rather think not.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap01fn20"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap01fn20text">20</A>] Verse 4. "Filii tui sicut noveliæ olivarum, in circuitu mensæ
+tuæ."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap02"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P19"></A>19}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER II
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1904
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+Abbot Gasquet, who had many friends in Oxford, was much in residence
+there during the summer of 1904, as he was giving the weekly
+conferences to our undergraduates. His host, Mgr. Kennard, usually
+asked me to dinner on Sundays, "to keep the Abbot going," which
+released me from the chilly collation (cold mutton and cold rhubarb
+pie), the orthodox Sabbath evening fare in so many households.[<A NAME="chap02fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn1">1</A>] I
+recall the lovely Sundays of this summer term, and the crowds of
+peripatetic dons and clerics in the parks and on the river bank: many
+of them, I fancy, the serious-minded persons who would have thought it
+their duty, a year previously, to attend the afternoon university
+sermon, lately abolished. The afternoon discourse had come to be
+allotted to the second-rate preachers; and I had heard of a clergyman
+who, when charged with walking in the country instead of attending at
+St. Mary's, defended himself by saying that he preferred "sermons from
+stones" to sermons from "sticks!"[<A NAME="chap02fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn2">2</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P20"></A>20}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The biggest clerical gathering I ever saw in Oxford was on a bright May
+afternoon in 1904, when hundreds of parsons were whipped up from the
+country to oppose the abolition of the statute restricting the
+honour-theology examinerships to clergymen. Scores of black-coats were
+hanging about the Clarendon Buildings, waiting to go in and vote; and
+they "boo'd" and cat-called in the theatre, refusing to let their
+opponents be heard. They carried their point by an enormous
+majority.[<A NAME="chap02fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn3">3</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Kennard took me to London, on another day in May, to see the
+Academy&mdash;some astonishing Sargents, Mrs. Wertheimer all in black, with
+diamonds which made you wink, and the Duchess of Sutherland in arsenic
+green, painted against a background of dewy magnolia-leaves,
+extraordinarily vivid and brilliant. I was at Blenheim a few days
+later, and admired there (besides the wonderful tapestries and a
+roomful of Reynolds's) two striking portraits&mdash;one by Helleu, the other
+by Carolus-Duran&mdash;of the young American Duchess of Marlborough.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+An enjoyable event in June was the quadrennial open-air Greek play at
+Bradfield College&mdash;<I>Alcestis</I> on this occasion, not so thrilling as
+<I>Agamemnon</I> four years ago, but very well done, and the death of the
+heroine really very touching. A showery
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P21"></A>21}</SPAN>
+garden party at beautiful
+Osterley followed close on this: the Crown Prince of Sweden, who was
+the guest of honour, had forgotten to announce the hour of his arrival,
+was not met at the station, and walked up in the rain. I sat for a
+time with Bishop Patterson and the old Duke of Rutland (looking very
+tottery), and we spoke of odd texts for sermons. The Bishop mentioned
+a "total abstinence" preacher who could find nothing more suitable than
+"The young men who carried the <I>bier</I> stood still"! The Duke's
+contribution was the verse "Let him that is on the housetop not come
+down," the sermon being against "chignons," and the actual text the
+last half of the verse&mdash;"Top-knot come down"! They were both pleased
+with my reminiscence of a sermon preached against Galileo, in 1615,
+from the text, "Viri Galilæi, quid statis aspicientes in coelum?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+As soon as I could after term I went north to Scotland, where I was
+engaged to superintend the Oxford Local examinations at the Benedictine
+convent school at Dumfries. It was a new experience for me to preside
+over school-girls! I found them much less fidgety than boys, but it
+struck me that the masses of hair tumbling into their eyes and over
+their desks must be a nuisance: however, I suppose they are used to it.
+The convent, founded by old Lady Herries, was delightfully placed atop
+of a high hill, overlooking the river Nith, the picturesque old Border
+town, and a wide expanse of my native Galloway. My work over, I went
+on to visit the Edmonstoune-Cranstouns at their charming home close to
+the tumbling Clyde. I found them entertaining a party of Canadian
+bowlers and their ladies;
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P22"></A>22}</SPAN>
+and in the course of the day we were all
+decorated with the Order of the Maple-leaf! I went south after this to
+spend a few days with my good old friend Bishop Wilkinson, at Ushaw
+College, near Durham, of which he was president. An old Harrovian, and
+one of the few survivors of Newman's companions at Littlemore, he was
+himself a Durham man (his father had owned a large estate in the
+county), and had been a keen farmer, as well as an excellent parish
+priest, before his elevation to the bishopric of Hexham. He showed me
+all over the finely equipped college (which he had done much to
+improve), and pointing out a Dutch landscape, with cattle grazing,
+hanging in a corridor, remarked, "That is by a famous 'old master.' I
+don't know much about pictures, but I do know something about cows; and
+God never made a cow like that one!"[<A NAME="chap02fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn4">4</A>] The good old man held an
+ordination during my visit, and was quite delighted (being himself a
+thorough John Bull) that "John Bull" happened to be the name of one of
+his candidates for the priesthood. "Come again soon," he said, when I
+kissed his ring as I took my leave; "they give us wine at table when
+there is a guest, and I do like a glass of sherry with my lunch." The
+old bishop lived for nearly four years longer, but I never saw him
+again.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was delighted with a visit I paid a little later to Hawkesyard
+Priory, the newly acquired property
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P23"></A>23}</SPAN>
+of the Dominicans in
+Staffordshire: a handsome modern house (now their school) in a
+finely-timbered park, and close by the new monastery, its spacious
+chapel, with carved oak stalls, a great sculptured reredos recalling
+All Souls or New College, and an organ which had been in our chapel at
+Eton in my school days. I made acquaintance here with the young
+Blackfriar who was to matriculate in the autumn at our Benedictine
+Hall&mdash;the first swallow, it was hoped, of the Dominican summer, the
+revival of the venerable Order of Preachers <I>in gremio
+universitatis</I>.[<A NAME="chap02fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn5">5</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A kind and musical friend[<A NAME="chap02fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn6">6</A>] insisted on carrying me off this August to
+Munich, to attend the Mozart-Wagner festival there. We stayed at the
+famous old "Four Seasons," and I enjoyed renewing acquaintance, after
+more than thirty years, with a city which seemed to me very like what
+it was in 1871. The Mozart operas (at the small Residenz-theater) were
+rather disappointing. The title-rôle in <I>Don Giovanni</I> was perfectly
+done by Feinhals; but Anna and Elvira squalled, not even in tune. The
+enchanting music of Zauberflöte hardly compensated for the tedious
+story; and no one except the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P24"></A>24}</SPAN>
+Sarastro (one Hesch, a Viennese) was
+first-class. The Wagner plays, in the noble new Prinz Regenten
+theatre, pleased me much more: Knote and Van Rooy were quite excellent,
+and Feinhals even better as the Flying Dutchman than as Don Giovanni.
+I heard more Mozart on the Assumption in our Benedictine basilica of
+St. Boniface&mdash;the Twelfth Mass, done by a mixed choir in the gallery!
+I preferred the Sunday high mass at the beautiful old Frauenkirche,
+with its exquisite stained glass, and its towers crowned with the
+curious renaissance cupolas which the Müncheners first called "Italian
+caps," and later "masskrüge," or beer-mugs. I admired the attention
+and devotion of the great congregation at the cathedral: a few stood,
+nearly all knelt, throughout the long service, but no one seemed to
+think of sitting.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We made one day the pleasant steamer trip round Lake Starnberg, with
+its pretty wooded shores, and the dim mysterious snow-clad Alps
+(Wetterstein and other peaks) looming in the background. A middle-aged
+Graf on board (I think an ex-diplomatist) talked interestingly on many
+subjects, Bismarck among others. He said that the only serious attempt
+at reconciliation between him and the Kaiser, ten years before, had
+been frustrated not by the latter but by Bismarck himself, who was
+constantly ridiculing the young Emperor both in public and in private.
+It was odd, he added, how the number <I>three</I> had pervaded Bismarck's
+life and personality. His motto was "In Trinitate robur": he had
+served three emperors, fought in three wars, signed three treaties of
+peace, established the Triple Alliance, had three children and three
+estates; and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P25"></A>25}</SPAN>
+his arms were a trefoil and three oak-leaves.
+Talking of Austria, our friend quoted a dictum of Talleyrand (very
+interesting in 1921)&mdash;"Austria is the House of Lords of Europe: as long
+as it is not dissolved it will restrain the Commons." Dining together
+in our hotel at Munich, he told us that the "Four Seasons" possessed,
+or had possessed, the finest wine in Europe, having bought up Prince
+Metternich's famous cellar (including his priceless Johannisberger and
+Steinberger Cabinet hocks) at his death. Of Metternich he said it was
+a fact that in 1825 Cardinal Albani was instructed by the Pope to sound
+the great statesman as to whether he desired a Cardinal's hat&mdash;"in
+which case," added his Holiness, "I will propose him in the next Secret
+Consistory."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We were much amused at reading in a local newspaper the result of a
+"longest word" competition. The prize-winners were
+"Transvaaltruppentropentransport
+trampelthiertreibentrauungsthränentragödie," and
+"Mekkamuselmannenmeuchelmördermohrenmuttermarmormonumentenmacher"![<A NAME="chap02fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn7">7</A>] I
+had hitherto considered the longest existing word to be the Cherokee
+"Winitawigeginaliskawlungtanawneletisesti"; it was given me by a French
+missionary to that North American tribe, whom I once met at the Comte
+de Franqueville's house in Paris,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P26"></A>26}</SPAN>
+and who said it meant,
+"They-will-now-have-finished-their-compliments-to-you-and-to-me"! I
+remember the same good priest telling me that when the first French
+missionary bishop went to New Zealand, he found the natives incapable
+of pronouncing the word "eveque" or "bishop," their language consisting
+of only thirteen letters, mostly vowels and liquids. He therefore
+coined the word <I>picopo</I>, from "episcopus," which the natives applied
+to all Catholics. English Catholics they called <I>picopo poroyaxono</I>,
+from Port Jackson (Sydney), which most of them had visited in trading
+ships; while French Catholics were known as <I>picopo wee-wee</I>, from the
+constantly-heard words, "Oui, oui."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Our pleasant sojourn at Munich over, we made a bee-line home (as we had
+done from England to Bavaria), without stopping anywhere <I>en route</I>, as
+I was bound to be present at certain religious celebrations at
+Woodchester Priory, in the Vale of Stroud. I was always much attracted
+by the Gloucestershire home of the Dominican Order: it was built of the
+warm cream-coloured stone of the district, and with its gables, low
+spire, and high-pitched roofs looked as if it really belonged to the
+pretty village, and was not, like most modern monasteries, a mere
+accretion of incongruous buildings round an uninteresting
+dwelling-house.[<A NAME="chap02fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn8">8</A>] From Woodchester I went over one day to Weston
+Birt, a vast ornate neo-Jacobean mansion set in the loveliest gardens,
+and a not unworthy country pendant to the owner's
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P27"></A>27}</SPAN>
+palace in Park
+Lane, to which (as I told my hostess) I once adjudged the second place
+among the great houses of London.[<A NAME="chap02fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn9">9</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I spent the rest of the Long Vacation at Fort Augustus, whither the
+summer-like autumn had attracted many visitors, and where a golf-course
+had been lately opened. Golf, too, and nothing but golf, was in the
+air during my annual visit to St. Andrews, which coincided with the
+Medal Week there. A lady told me that, looking for a book to give her
+golfing daughter on her birthday, she was tempted by a pretty volume
+called <I>Evangeline, Tale of a Caddie</I>, and was disappointed to find
+that Longfellow meant something quite different by "Acadie!" "Medal
+Day" was perfect, and the crowd enormous. I was passing the links as
+two famous competitors (Laidlaw and Mure Fergusson) came in&mdash;a cordon
+round the putting-green, and masses of spectators watching with bated
+breath. No cheers or enthusiasm as at cricket or football&mdash;a curious
+(and <I>I</I> thought depressing) spectacle. In the club I came on old Lord
+&mdash;&mdash; (of Session), anathematizing his luck and his partner, as his
+manner was. Some one told me that it was only at golf that he really
+let himself go. Once in Court he addressed a small boy, whose head
+hardly appeared above the witness-box, with dignified solicitude: "Tell
+me, my boy, do you understand the nature of an
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P28"></A>28}</SPAN>
+oath?" "Aye, my
+lord," came the youngster's prompt response, "ain't I your caddie?"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I think that it was at the climax of the medal-week festivities that
+the news came of the sudden death (in his sleep) of Sir William
+Harcourt at Nuneham, to which he had only lately succeeded. He had
+survived just ten years the crowning disappointment of his life, his
+passing-over for the premiership on the final resignation of Gladstone.
+He had long outlived (no small achievement) the intense unpopularity of
+his early years; and it seemed almost legendary to recall how three
+members of parliament had once resolved to invite to dinner the
+individual they disliked most in the world. Covers were laid (as the
+reporters say) for six; but only one guest turned up&mdash;Sir William
+Vernon Harcourt, who had been invited by all three!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I reached Oxford in October to find our Benedictine Hall migrated from
+the suburbs to a much more commodious site in dull but rather dignified
+Beaumont Street.[<A NAME="chap02fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn10">10</A>] The proximity of a hideous "Gothic" hotel, and of
+the ponderous pseudo-Italian Ashmolean Galleries, did not appeal to us;
+but the site was conveniently central, and was moreover holy ground,
+for we were within the actual enclosure of the old Carmelite Priory,
+and close to Benedictine
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P29"></A>29}</SPAN>
+Worcester, beyond which Cistercian Rowley
+(on the actual site of whose high altar now stands the bookstall of the
+L.N.W.R. station!) and Augustinian Oseney had stretched out into the
+country. One of my first guests in Beaumont Street was Alfred Plowden,
+the witty and genial Metropolitan magistrate, then just sixty, but as
+good-looking as ever, and full of amusing yarns about his Westminster
+and Brasenose days. I think he was the best <I>raconteur</I> I ever met,
+and one of the most eloquent of speakers when once "off" on a subject
+in which he was really interested. On this occasion he got started on
+Jamaica, where he had been private secretary to the Governor after
+leaving Oxford; and his description of his experiences in that
+fascinating island was delightful to listen to.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lord Ralph Kerr's son Philip, who got his First Class in history in
+June, came up this term to try for an All Souls fellowship. There is a
+sharp competition nowadays for these university plums; and the
+qualification is no longer, as the old jibe ran, "bene natus, bene
+vestitus, medocriter doctus." I prefer the older and sounder
+standard&mdash;"bene legere, bene construere, bene cantare." There seemed,
+by the way, a certain whimsicality in some cases in the qualifications
+for the Rhodes Scholarships here. I had a call about this time from
+the Archbishop of St. John's, Newfoundland, who wished to interest me
+in a scholar from that colony (called Sidney Herbert!) who was coming
+up after Christmas. His Grace said that the youth had been required to
+pass three "tests"&mdash;a religious one from his parish priest, an
+intellectual one, from the authorities of his college, and a social
+one, from
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P30"></A>30}</SPAN>
+his classmates; and I felt some curiosity as to the
+nature of the last-named.[<A NAME="chap02fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn11">11</A>] Amusing stories were current at this
+time about the Rhodes Scholars. One young don told me that an American
+scholar had replied, when asked what was his religion, "Well, sir, I
+can best describe myself as a <I>quasi</I>-Christian scientist."&mdash;"Do you
+think," the don asked me, "he meant the word '<I>quasi</I>' to apply to
+'Christian' or to 'scientist'?" Another young American drifted into
+Keble, but never attended chapel&mdash;a circumstance unheard-of in that
+exclusively Anglican preserve. Questioned as to whether he was not a
+member of the "Protestant Episcopal Church" (if not, what on earth was
+he doing at Keble?), he rejoined, "Certainly not; he was a 'Latter-day
+Saint'!" He was deported without delay to a rather insignificant
+college, where it was unkindly said that the Head was so delighted to
+get a saint of any kind that he welcomed him with open arms.[<A NAME="chap02fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn12">12</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A Rhodes Scholar, who had been also a fellow of his university in
+U.S.A., showed himself so lamentably below the expected standard, that
+his Oxford tutor expressed his surprise at a scholar
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P31"></A>31}</SPAN>
+and a fellow
+knowing so little. "I think you somewhat misapprehend the position,"
+was the reply. "In the University of X&mdash;&mdash; fellowships are awarded for
+purely political reasons." To another college tutor, who voiced his
+disappointment that after a complete course at his own university a
+Rhodes Scholar should be so deplorably deficient in Greek and Latin,
+came the ready explanation: "In the university where <I>I</I> was raised,
+sir, we only <I>skim</I> the classics!" A Balliol Rhodes Scholar, who had
+failed to present the essential weekly essay, replied to his tutor's
+expostulation, in the inimitable drawl of the Middle West: "Well, sir,
+I have not found myself able to com-pose an essay on the theme
+indicated by the college authorities; but I have brought you instead a
+few notes of my own on the po-sition of South Dakota in American
+politics."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The mention of classics reminds me that the question of the retention
+or abolition of compulsory Greek was a burning one at this time.
+Congregation had voted for its abolition in the summer of 1904; but on
+November 29 we reversed that decision by a majority of 36. I met Dean
+Liddell's widow at dinner that week, and said that I supposed that she,
+like myself, was old-fashioned enough to want Greek retained. "<I>Of
+course</I> I am," said the old lady: "Think of the Lexicon!" which I had
+in truth forgotten for the moment, as well as the comfortable addition
+which it no doubt made to her jointure. Rushforth of St. Mary Hall, to
+whom I repeated this little dialogue after dinner, told me that he
+possessed a letter from Scott to Liddell, calling his attention to
+Aristoph. Lys., v. 1263, and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P32"></A>32}</SPAN>
+adding, "Do you think that [Greek:
+chunagè parséne] in this line means 'a hunting parson'?" Talking of
+Greek, I interested my friends by citing two lines from the <I>Ajax</I>,
+which (I had never seen this noticed) required only a change from
+plural to singular to be a perfect invocation to the Blessed Virgin:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+[Greek: Kalô darógon tèn te párthena,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;aeí th horônta panta ten brotois pathè.][<A NAME="chap02fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn13">13</A>]<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+A distinguished visitor to Oxford this autumn was Lord Rosebery, who
+came up to open&mdash;no, that is not the word: to unveil&mdash;but I do not
+think it was ever veiled: let us say to inaugurate, Frampton's fine
+bust of Lord Salisbury in the Union debating-hall. To pronounce the
+panegyric of a political opponent, with whose principles, practice, and
+ideals he had always been profoundly at variance, was just the task for
+Lord Rosebery to perform with perfect tact, eloquence and taste. His
+speech was a complete success, and so was his graceful and polished
+tribute to the young president of the Union, W. G. Gladstone, whose
+likeness, with his high collar and sleekly-brushed black hair, to the
+youthful portrait of his illustrious grandfather, immediately behind
+him, was quite noticeable.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A whimsical incident in connection with this visit of the ex-premier
+may be, at this distance of time, recalled without offence. I had
+repeated to his Oxford hostess a story told me by the Principal of a
+Scottish university, of how Lord Rosebery, engaged to speak at a great
+Liberal meeting in a
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P33"></A>33}</SPAN>
+northern city, found himself previously
+dining with a fanatically teetotal Provost, who provided for his guests
+no other liquid refreshment than orangeade in large glass jugs. As
+this depressing beverage circulated, the Liberal leader's spirits fell
+almost to zero; and it was by the advice of my friend the principal
+that, between the dinner and the meeting, he drove <I>ventre à terre</I> to
+an hotel, and quaffed a pint of dry champagne before mounting the
+platform and making a speech of fiery eloquence, which the good provost
+attributed entirely to the orangeade! The lady, unknown to me, passed
+on this delectable story to one of the Union Committee, who took it
+very seriously: the result being that when Lord Rosebery reached the
+committee-room, just before the inauguration ceremony, a grave young
+man whispered to him confidentially: "There are tea and coffee here;
+but I have got your pint of cha&oelig;pagne behind that screen: <I>will you
+come and have it now?</I>" "Well, do you know?" said the great man with
+his usual tact,[<A NAME="chap02fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn14">14</A>] "I think for once in a way I will have a cup of
+coffee!" I do not suppose he ever knew exactly why this untimely pint
+of champagne was proffered to him by his undergraduate hosts; and he
+probably thought no more about the matter.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lunching with my friend Bishop Mitchinson, the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P34"></A>34}</SPAN>
+little Master of
+Pembroke, I was shown his new portrait in the hall&mdash;quite a good
+painting, but not a bit like him, though not in that respect singular
+among our Oxford portraits. The supposed picture of Devorguilla,
+foundress of Balliol, is, I have been assured, the likeness of an
+Oxford baker's daughter, who was tried for bigamy in the eighteenth
+century. An even more barefaced imposture is the "portrait" of
+Egglesfield (chaplain to Queen Philippa, wife of Edward III, and
+founder of Queen's), which hangs, or hung, in the hall of that college.
+It is really, and manifestly, the likeness of a seventeenth-century
+French prelate&mdash;probably Bossuet&mdash;in the episcopal dress of the time of
+Louis XIV! Most of our Magdalen portraits are, I think, authentic; but
+then they do not profess to represent personages of the early Middle
+Ages! The best and most interesting portraits at Oxford belong to the
+nineteenth century. I always enjoyed showing my friends those of Tait
+and Manning, side by side in Balliol Hall, and recalling how their
+college tutor once remarked, when they had left his room after a
+lecture: "Those two undergraduates are worthy and talented young men: I
+hope I shall live to see them both archbishops!" His prophetic wish
+was duly fulfilled, though he had probably never dreamt of Canterbury
+and Westminster!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember pleasant visits this autumn to the Abingdons at Wytham
+Abbey, their fine old place, set in loveliest woods, within an easy
+drive of Oxford. "Why Abbey?" I asked my host, who did not seem to
+know that the place had never been a monastery, though part of the
+house was of the fifteenth century. Lord Abingdon himself was a kind
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P35"></A>35}</SPAN>
+of patriarch,[<A NAME="chap02fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn15">15</A>] with a daughter married four and twenty years,
+and a small son not yet four. He was trying to dispose of some of his
+land for building, but without great success. The Berkshire side of
+the Thames (to my mind far the most beautiful and attractive) was not
+the popular quarter for extensions from Oxford, which was spreading far
+out towards the north in the uninteresting directions of Banbury and
+Woodstock.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Term over, I went north to spend Christmas with the Butes at
+Mountstuart, where I found my young host, as was only natural, much
+interested in a recent decision of the Scottish Courts, which had
+diverted into his pocket £40,000 which his father had bequeathed to two
+of the Scottish Catholic dioceses.[<A NAME="chap02fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap02fn16">16</A>] My Christmas here (the first
+for many years) was saddened by old memories; for I missed at every
+turn the pervading presence of my lost friend, to whose taste and
+genius the varied beauty of his island home was so largely due.
+However, our large party of young people gave the right note
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P36"></A>36}</SPAN>
+of
+hilarity to the time; and if there was little sunshine without (I noted
+that we had never a gleam from Christmas to New Year), there was plenty
+of warmth and brightness and merriment within. The graceful crypt (all
+that was yet available) of the lovely chapel was fragrant and bright
+with tuberoses, chrysanthemums and white hyacinths; and the religious
+services of the season were carried out with the care and reverence
+which had been the rule, under Lord Bute's supervision, for more than
+thirty years. The day after New Year, young Bute left home for London
+and Central Africa (the attraction of the black man never seemed to
+pall on him), and I made my way to our Highland Abbey to spend the
+remainder of the Christmas vacation.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn1text">1</A>] "Do you very much mind dining in the middle of the day?" a would-be
+hostess at St. Andrews once asked George Angus. "Oh, not a bit," was
+his reply, "as long as I get another dinner in the evening!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn2text">2</A>] It was, I think, a Scottish critic who suggested an emendation of
+the line, "Sermons from stones, books in the running brooks."
+Obviously, he said, the transposition was a clerical error, the true
+reading being, "Sermons from books, stones in the running brooks!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn3text">3</A>] Another attempt, nine years later, to abolish the same statute was
+decisively defeated; but in 1920 the restriction of degrees in divinity
+to Anglican clergymen was removed by a unanimous vote, though the
+examinerships are still confined to clergymen.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn4text">4</A>] "Well, now, that is not my idea of an owl," said a casual visitor
+to a bird-stuffer's shop, looking at one sitting on a perch in a rather
+dark corner. "Isn't it?" replied the bird-stuffer dryly, peering up
+over his spectacles. "Well, it's God's, anyhow." The owl was a live
+one!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn5text">5</A>] The "young Blackfriar" obtained (in History) the first First Class
+gained in our Hall, rose to be Provincial of his Order in England, and
+had the happiness of seeing, on August 15, 1921, the foundation stone
+of a Dominican church and priory laid at Oxford.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn6text">6</A>] Music was his hobby: by profession he was a chemist, and the City
+Analyst of Oxford. I introduced him as such to dear Mgr. Kennard, who
+promptly asked us both to dinner, and during the meal laboriously
+discussed the mediæval history of Oxford, which he had carefully
+"mugged up" beforehand. He had understood me to say that my friend's
+position was that of City <I>Annalist</I>!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn7text">7</A>] The English of these uncouth concatenations, which are at least
+evidence of the facility with which any number of German words can be
+strung together into one, appears to be (as far as I can unravel them):
+1. "The tearful tragedy of the marriage of a dromedary-driver on the
+transport of Transvaal troops to the tropics." 2. "The maker of a
+marble monument for the Moorish mother of a wholesale assassin among
+the Mussulmans at Mecca." Pro-dee-gious!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn8text">8</A>] Such were nearly all our Benedictine priories in England&mdash;a
+circumstance which added to their historic interest, if not to their
+architectural homogeneity.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn9text">9</A>] I was once invited to write an article on the "six finest houses in
+London." The word "finest," of course, wants defining. However, my
+selection, in order of merit, was:&mdash;Holland House (perhaps rather a
+country house in the metropolitan area than a London house),
+Dorchester, Stafford, Bridgewater, and Montagu Houses, and Gwydyr
+House, Whitehall. How many Londoners know the last-named?
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn10text">10</A>] Built about a century previously, to provide proper access to
+Worcester College, then and long afterwards dubbed (from its remoteness
+and inaccessibility) "Botany Bay." The only approach to it had been by
+a narrow lane, across which linen from the wash used to hang, and once
+impeded the dignified progress of a Vice-Chancellor. "If there is a
+college there," cried the potentate in a passion, "there must be a road
+to it." And the result was Beaumont Street!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn11text">11</A>] Oxonians know the tradition that an All Souls candidate is invited
+to dinner at high table, and given cherry pie; and that careful note is
+taken as to the manner in which he deals with the stones!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn12text">12</A>] A subsequent legend related that the undergraduates of his new
+college were greatly interested in discovering (from reference to an
+encyclopædia) that a Latter-day Saint was equivalent to a Mormon.
+"Where were the freshman's wives?" was the natural inquiry. Answer
+came there none; but the excitement grew intense when it was rumoured
+that he had applied to a fellow of Magdalen for six ladies' tickets for
+the chapel service.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn13text">13</A>] "And I call to my assistance her who is ever a Virgin<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And who ever looks on all the sufferings among men."<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&mdash;SOPH. AJAX. v. 835.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn14text">14</A>] "My lord! my lord!" a Midlothian farmer (who had just been served
+with an iced soufflé) whispered to his host at a tenants' dinner at
+Dalmeny: "I'm afraid there's something wrang wi' the pudden: it's stane
+cauld." Lord Rosebery instantly called a footman, and spoke to him in
+an undertone. "No, do you know?" he said, turning to his guest with a
+smile, "it is quite right. I find that this kind of pudding is <I>meant</I>
+to be cold!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn15text">15</A>] Less so, however, than the then Earl of Leicester (the second),
+between whose eldest daughter (already a grandmother) and youngest
+child there was an interval of some fifty years. Lord Ronald Gower
+once told Queen Victoria (who liked such titbits of family gossip) the
+astonishing, if not unique, fact that Lord Leicester married exactly a
+century after his father. The Queen flatly refused to believe it; and
+as the Court was at the moment at Aix-les-Bains, Lord Ronald was for
+the time unable to adduce documentary evidence that he was not "pulling
+her Majesty's leg." The respective dates were, as a matter of fact,
+1775 and 1875.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap02fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap02fn16text">16</A>] Lord Bute could never do anything quite like other people; and his
+legacies to Galloway and Argyll had been hampered by conditions to
+which no Catholic bishop, even if he accepted them for himself, could
+possibly bind his successor.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap03"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P37"></A>37}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER III
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1905
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+There had been an official visitation, by Abbot Gasquet, of our abbey
+at Fort Augustus in January, 1905. I had been unable to attend it, but
+the news reached me at Oxford that one of its results had been the
+resignation of his office by the abbot. This was not so important as
+it sounded; for the Holy See did not "see its way" (horrid phrase!) to
+accept the proffered resignation, and the abbot remained in office.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I attended this month a Catholic "Demonstration," as it was called (a
+word I always hated), in honour of the Bishop of Birmingham&mdash;or the
+"Catholic Bishop of Oxford," as an enthusiastic convert, who had set up
+a bookshop in the city, with a large portrait of Bishop Ilsley in the
+window, chose to designate him. The function was in the town hall, and
+Father Bernard Vaughan made one of his most florid orations, which got
+terribly on the nerves of good old Sir John Day (the Catholic judge),
+who sat next me on the platform. "Why on earth doesn't somebody stop
+him?" he whispered to me in a loud "aside," as the eloquent Jesuit "let
+himself go" on the subject of the Pope and the King. On the other
+hand, I heard the Wesleyan Mayor, who was in the chair, murmur to <I>his</I>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P38"></A>38}</SPAN>
+neighbour, "This is eloquence indeed!" "Vocal relief" (as the
+reporters say at classical concerts) was afforded by a capital choir,
+which sang with amazing energy, "Faith of our Fathers," and Faber's
+sentimental hymn, the opening words of which&mdash;"Full in the pant" ...
+are apt to call forth irreverent smiles.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I took Bernard Vaughan (who knew little of Oxford) a walk round the
+city on Sunday afternoon. We looked into one of the most "advanced"
+churches, where a young curate, his biretta well on the back of his
+head, was catechising a class of children. "Tell me, children," we
+heard him say, "who was the first Protestant?" "The Devil, Father!"
+came the shrill response. "Yes, quite right, the Devil!" and we left
+the church much edified.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There was good music to be heard in Oxford in those early days of the
+year; and I attended some enjoyable concerts with a music-loving member
+of my Hall. The boy-prodigies, of whom there were several above the
+horizon at this time, generally had good audiences at Oxford; and I
+used to find something inexplicably uncanny in the attainments and
+performances of these gifted youngsters&mdash;Russian, German and English.
+Astonishing technique&mdash;as far as was possible for half-grown
+fingers&mdash;one might fairly look for; but whence the <I>sehnsucht</I>, the
+passionate yearning, that one seemed to find in some, at least, of
+their interpretations? That they should feel it appears incredible:
+yet it could not have been a mere imitative monkey-trick, a mere echo
+of the teaching of their master. And why should there be this
+precocious development in music alone, of all the arts? These things
+want
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P39"></A>39}</SPAN>
+explaining psychologically. I was amused at one of these
+recitals to hear the eminent violinist Marie Hall (who happened to be
+sitting next me) say that the boy (it was the Russian Mischa Elman)
+could not possibly play Bazzini's <I>Ronde des Lutins</I> (he did play it,
+and admirably), and also that he had suddenly "struck," to the dismay
+of his <I>impresario</I>, against appearing as a "wunderkind" in sailor kit
+and short socks, and had insisted on a dress suit!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Torpids were rowed in icy weather this year; I took Lady
+Gainsborough and her daughter on to Queen's barge; and Queen's (in
+which they were interested) made, with the help of two Rhodes Scholars,
+two bumps, amid shouts of "Go it, <I>Quaggas</I>!"&mdash;a new <I>petit nom</I> since
+my time, when only the Halls had nicknames. Tuckwell, of an older
+generation than mine, reports in his reminiscences how St. Edmund Hall,
+in his time, was encouraged by cries from the bank of "On, St. Edmund,
+on!" and not, as in these degenerate days, "Go it, Teddy!" It was a
+novelty on the river to see the coaching done from bicycles instead of
+from horseback. But bicycles were ubiquitous at Oxford, and doubtless
+of the greatest service; and my young Benedictines and I went far
+afield awheel on architectural and other excursions. Passing the
+broken and battered park railings of beautiful Nuneham (not yet
+repaired by Squire "Lulu"[<A NAME="chap03fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn1">1</A>]), my companion commented on their
+condition; and I told him the legend of the former owner, who was so
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P40"></A>40}</SPAN>
+disconsolate at the death of his betrothed (a daughter of Dean
+Liddell) on their wedding-day, that he never painted or repaired his
+park railings again!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I heard at the end of February of the engagement (concluded in a
+beauty-spot of the Italian Riviera) of my young friend Bute&mdash;he would
+not be twenty-four till June&mdash;to Augusta Bellingham. A boy-and-girl
+attachment which had found its natural and happy conclusion&mdash;that was
+the whole story, though the papers, of course, were full of impossibly
+romantic tales about both the young people. They went off straight to
+Rome, in Christian fashion, to ask the Pope's blessing on their
+betrothal; and I just missed them there, for I had the happiness this
+spring of another brief visit to Italy, at the invitation of a
+Neapolitan friend. I spent two or three delightful weeks at the
+Bertolini Palace, high above dear dirty Naples, with an entrancing view
+over the sunlit bay, and Vesuvius (quite quiescent) in the background.
+I found the city not much changed in thirty years, and, as always, much
+more attractive than its queer and half-savage population. Watching
+the cab-drivers trying to urge their lumbering steeds into a canter, I
+thought how oddly different are the sounds employed by different
+nations to make their horses go. The Englishman makes the well-known
+untransferable click with his tongue: the Norwegian imitates the sound
+of a kiss: the Arab rolls an r-r-r: the Neapolitan coachman <I>barks</I>
+Wow! wow! wow! The subject is worth developing.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I met at Naples, among other people, Sir Charles Wyndham, with his
+unmistakable "Criterion" voice, and as cynically amusing off the stage
+as he generally
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P41"></A>41}</SPAN>
+was on it. He reminded me of what I had
+forgotten&mdash;that I had once shown him all over our Abbey at Fort
+Augustus. I told him of a lecture Beerbohm Tree had recently given at
+Oxford, and showed him my copy of a striking passage[<A NAME="chap03fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn2">2</A>] which I had
+transcribed from a shorthand note of the lecture. "Noble words," the
+veteran actor agreed, "I know them well; but they were not written for
+his Oxford lecture. I remember them a dozen or more years ago, in an
+address he gave (I think in 1891) to the Playgoers' Club; and the last
+clause ran&mdash;'to point <I>in the twilight of a waning century</I> to the
+greater light beyond.' Those words would not of course be applicable
+in 1904."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had looked forward to a day in the museum, with its wonderful
+sculptures and unique relics of Pompeii; but I was lost there, for the
+whole collection was being rearranged, and no catalogue available. The
+Cathedral too was closed, being under restoration&mdash;for the sixth time
+in six centuries! Some of the Neapolitan churches seemed to me sadly
+wanting in internal order and cleanliness, an exception being a
+spotless and perfectly-kept convent chapel on the hill, conveniently
+near me for daily mass. The German Emperor made, with his customary
+suddenness, a descent on Naples during
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P42"></A>42}</SPAN>
+my stay. The quays and
+streets were hastily decorated, and there was a ferment of excitement
+everywhere; but I fled from the hurly-burly by cable-railway
+(<I>funicolì-funicolà!</I>) to the heights of San Martino, to visit the
+desecrated and abandoned Certosa, now a "national monument": tourists
+trampling about the lovely church with their hats on. It made me sick,
+and I told the astonished guide so. The cloister garth, with its sixty
+white marble columns, charmed and impressed me; but all <I>molto triste</I>.
+Three old Carthusian monks, I heard, were still permitted to huddle in
+some corner of their monastery till they dropped and died.[<A NAME="chap03fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn3">3</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A day I spent at Lucerne on my way home, in fog, snow, and sleet (no
+sign of spring), I devoted partly to the "Kriegs-und-Frieden"
+Museum&mdash;chiefly <I>kriegs!</I> with an astonishingly complete collection of
+all things appertaining to war. I went to Downside on my arrival in
+England, had some talk with the kind abbot on Fort Augustus affairs,
+and admired the noble church, a wonderful landmark with its lofty
+tower, choir now quite complete externally, and <I>chevet</I> of flanking
+chapels. I got to Arundel in time for the functions of Holy Week, and
+thought I had seen nothing more beautiful in Italy than St. Philip's
+great church on Maundy Thursday, its "chapel of repose" bright with
+lilies, azaleas and tulips, tall silver candlesticks and hangings of
+rose-coloured velvet. I had landed in
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P43"></A>43}</SPAN>
+England speechless with a
+cold caught at Lucerne, and could neither sing nor preach. Summer Term
+at Oxford opened with a snowstorm, and May Day was glacial. I found I
+had been elected to the new County Club, a good house with a really
+charming garden, and (to paraphrase Angelo Cyrus Bantam) "rendered
+bewitching by the absence of &mdash;&mdash; undergraduates, who have an
+amalgamation of themselves at the Union." The most noteworthy visitor
+to the Union this term was Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman (then leader of
+the Opposition), who made a somewhat vitriolic speech, lasting an hour,
+against the Government. The 550 undergraduates present listened,
+cheered frequently&mdash;and voted against him by a large majority, a good
+deal (I heard afterwards) to the old gentleman's chagrin.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Archbishop of Westminster (Dr. Bourne) came to Oxford in May as the
+guest of Mgr. Kennard, who illuminated in his honour the garden and
+quad of his pretty old house in St. Aldate's, and gave a dinner and big
+reception, at neither of which I could be present, being laid up from a
+bicycle-accident. It was Eights-week, and his Grace saw the races one
+evening, and I think was also present at a Newman Society debate, when
+a motion advocating the setting up of a Catholic University in Ireland
+by the Government was rejected by a considerable majority.[<A NAME="chap03fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn4">4</A>] I was
+able to hobble to Balliol a few days later, when Sir Victor Horsley
+delivered
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P44"></A>44}</SPAN>
+the Boyle lecture to a crowded and distinguished
+audience. I noted down as interesting one thing he said (I fancy it
+was a quotation from somebody else[<A NAME="chap03fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn5">5</A>]): "Every scientific truth passes
+through three stages: in the first it is decried as absurd; in the
+second it is said to be opposed to revealed religion; in the third
+everybody knew it before!" Sir Victor's lecture left me, rightly or
+wrongly, under the impression that he was something of a sceptic; and I
+asked my neighbour, a clerical don of note, from Keble, why so many
+medical bigwigs seemed inclined to atheism. He answered (oddly enough)
+that it was only what David had prophesied long ago when he asked
+despairingly (Psalm lxxxvii. 11), <I>Numquid medici suscitabunt et
+confitebuntur tibi?</I> ("Shall the physicians rise up and praise
+Thee?")&mdash;a curious little bit of exegesis from an Anglican.[<A NAME="chap03fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn6">6</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+June 16 was a busy day&mdash;a garden party at Blenheim, with special trains
+for the Oxford guests; the Duchess, in blue and white and a big black
+hat, welcoming her guests in her low, sweet, and curiously un-American
+voice, and the little Duke rather affable in khaki (he was encamped
+with the Oxfordshire Hussars in the park). We sat about under the big
+cedars, and there was organ-music in the cool
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P45"></A>45}</SPAN>
+white library, where
+I noticed that Sargent's very odd group of the ducal family had been
+hung&mdash;with not altogether happy effect&mdash;as a pendant to the famous and
+beautiful group painted by Reynolds. I got back to Oxford just in time
+for the festival dinner of the Canning and Chatham Clubs, at which my
+old schoolfellow Alfred Lyttelton, Hugh Cecil, and other Tory
+notabilities, were guests. Alfred spoke admirably: Hugh, though loudly
+called upon, refused to speak at all. The President of Magdalen, by
+whom I sat, told me in pained tones how some Christ Church
+undergraduates, <I>suadente diabolo</I>, had recently scaled the wall into
+Magdalen deer-park, had dragged (Heaven knew how) over the wall two of
+our sacrosanct fallow deer, and had turned the poor brutes loose in the
+"High"&mdash;an outrage without precedent in the college annals. I duly
+sympathized.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A feature of Catholic and Benedictine interest in this year's
+Commemoration was the conferring of the honorary doctorate of letters
+on my old friend and fellow-novice, Dom Germain Morin, the
+distinguished patristic scholar.[<A NAME="chap03fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn7">7</A>] I did <I>not</I> attend the hot and
+tiresome Encænia, but I went to the Magdalen concert, where I found
+myself talking between the songs to Lady Winchilsea, whose husband and
+brother-in-law had been friends of mine at Eton, and had acted with me,
+I think, in more than one school play. The lady was born a Harcourt,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P46"></A>46}</SPAN>
+and talked interestingly about beautiful Nuneham in the days of
+her girlhood. I met her again next day at Radley College, where the
+annual "gaudy" was always a pleasant wind-up to the summer term. It
+turned wet, and the usual concert was given, not <I>al fresco</I>, but in
+the fine old panelled schoolroom with its open roof, once Sir George
+Bowyer's barn.[<A NAME="chap03fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn8">8</A>] Two days later I kept yet another "silver jubilee"
+(following naturally on that of my receiving the Benedictine habit),
+namely the anniversary of my religious profession. Being in London, I
+spent the day with what piety was possible, in the Dominican monastery
+at Haverstock Hill, attending high mass in the beautiful church, dining
+with the good friars, and sitting awhile in their pretty shady garden.
+One of the fathers told me of a notice he had personally seen affixed
+to a pillar in Milan Cathedral in 1899. I copied it forthwith, as one
+of the funniest things of the kind which I had ever seen. Here it is
+<I>verbatim</I>:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+APPELE TO CHARITABLES.&mdash;The Brothers (so-called of Mercy) ask some
+slender Arms for their Hospital They harbour all kinds of diseases, and
+have no respect for religion.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I met this evening my nephew Kelburne, R.N., who had just been
+appointed first lieutenant on
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P47"></A>47}</SPAN>
+H.M.S. <I>Renown</I> (which was to take
+the Prince and Princess of Wales to India); he was looking forward to a
+good spell of leave and plenty of sport in the East. He seemed very
+keen on polo, and amused me with a yarn about his (naval) team having
+been offered £50 if they would kill Winston Churchill in their coming
+match against the House of Commons![<A NAME="chap03fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn9">9</A>] The event of July was Bute's
+wedding in Ireland on the 6th. I travelled straight to Castle
+Bellingham two days previously, with Bute's Scots pipers in my train,
+much admired by the populace. I found, of course, the little Louth
+village, and indeed the whole countryside, <I>en fête</I>. The bride-elect,
+in inviting me, had spoken about "a quiet wedding at home"; but how was
+that possible? for the day could not be other than a popular festival
+to the warm-hearted folk among whom "Miss Augusta" had spent all her
+life. The wedding guests, bidden and unbidden, converged on the little
+country church in every imaginable conveyance, from special trains and
+motor-cars to the humble donkey-cart. The marriage service was simple
+and devout, the officiant being neither cardinal nor bishop, but the
+bride's own parish priest, while the music was grave plain-chant,
+perfectly rendered, with an exquisite motett by Palestrina. The royal
+Stuart tartan worn by the bridegroom, and the vivid St. Patrick's blue
+of the bridesmaids' cloaks and hoods, made a picturesque splash of
+colour against the masses of pure white lilies and marguerites with
+which the church was
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P48"></A>48}</SPAN>
+decorated. Most picturesque of all was the
+going-away of the happy pair from the little fishing-harbour, whither
+they were preceded, accompanied, and followed by troops of friends.
+Embarking in a white barge manned by oarsmen in the Bellingham
+liveries, they were rowed out to the steamer which was to take them
+across the sea to their honeymoon in Galloway. The pipers, following
+in another barge, played "Johnnie Stuart's gone awa'"; the band on the
+pier struck up "Come Back to Erin"; and amid cheers and tears and
+acclamations and blessings the white boat turned the corner of the
+pierhead and glided out over the rippling sunlit waters. We were
+regaled afterwards with some delightful part-singing by a famous Dublin
+choir on the castle lawn. Next day I departed with the Loudouns for
+Belfast, where it rained as it <I>can</I> rain only in Ireland, and I
+thought of one of Lady Dufferin's charming letters from the south of
+France to her Irish relatives:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"O that I could transport a bit of that Provence sky which I have been
+enjoying, over your dear, dripping heads in Ireland! It is a terrible
+drawback on the goods of life at home to lead a web-foot existence. I
+sometimes fancy that I could put up with any amount of despotic
+monarchy taken warm, with Burgundy, rather than the British
+constitution, with all that cold water!"
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+We crossed to Stranraer in rain and mist, but found the sun shining in
+Galloway. The Loudouns went on to Ayrshire, and I to visit my niece at
+Dunskey, the new house which already looked old, with much dark oak,
+good pictures, and fine old prints everywhere. I liked the long and
+lofty terrace in front, commanding a beautiful view of the blue
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P49"></A>49}</SPAN>
+curve of the Irish Sea, the Mourne Mountains in the background, and,
+far to the south-westward, the Isle of Man[<A NAME="chap03fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn10">10</A>] hanging like an azure
+cloud on the horizon. Everywhere round my dear old home,[<A NAME="chap03fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn11">11</A>] in farms
+and village, gardens and woods, were signs of the changes and
+improvements wrought by the late owner, who had barely lived to see
+them. <I>Sic vos non vobis</I>, I sadly said to myself, as I stood on the
+point between the two bays at the foot of Dunskey Glen (his chosen
+resting-place), and looked at the simple granite cross rising above the
+brackens and heather. Portpatrick I found changed out of knowledge,
+with its red-roofed houses, electric light, golf-course, and big hotel
+on the brow of the hill. <I>Tout passe</I>. I had loved the quiet
+old-world village of my childhood, but I could not grudge the place its
+new prosperity, and all was full of interest to me. From Dunskey I
+went on to Kelburne and Loudoun Castle&mdash;the latter big, imposing and
+bare, and a little suggestive of Castle Carabas! though new pictures
+and redecoration did much, later on, to improve the interior. My
+examination-week at the Dumfries convent followed, diversified by an
+interesting visit to the local madhouse (euphemistically known as the
+"Crichton Royal Institution"),
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P50"></A>50}</SPAN>
+said to be the finest lunatic
+asylum in Britain; with splendid buildings, in perfect condition, 800
+acres of fertile land, and the same number of patients, from country
+gentlemen to paupers. The high wall round the establishment was being
+replaced by a hedge, and the attendants were kept out of sight as much
+as possible, in accordance with the modern theory of not letting
+lunatics know that they were under restraint.[<A NAME="chap03fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn12">12</A>] The luxuriousness of
+the whole place, in comparison with the home surroundings of most of
+the inmates, was very noticeable; and the spectacle of a "doited"
+farm-labourer seated in an arm-chair in a carpeted lounge, reading the
+<I>Graphic</I> upside down, was certainly curious, if not instructive.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I paid a visit to Eton this summer, on the occasion of the laying of
+the foundation of the South African war memorial by Princess Alexander
+of Teck (her husband and brother were both Etonians), who looked
+charming all in ivory white, with a long plume of Eton blue in her hat.
+The school O.T.C. formed the guard of honour, the only <I>contretemps</I>
+being that several of the youthful warriors were overcome by the heat,
+dropping down in the ranks one after another, like so many ninepins.
+The new building was to occupy the site of "m' tutors" ("the tallest
+house in college," he had said to me on my first arrival, "as I am the
+tallest master!"), and I walked
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P51"></A>51}</SPAN>
+through the hideous building for
+the last time&mdash;<I>memor temporis acti</I>&mdash;before going on to the head
+master's party in his charming garden sloping down to the river&mdash;a
+farewell function, as Dr. Warre was resigning the head mastership to
+Edward Lyttelton this half, and several masters were leaving with him.
+I went to London from Eton to attend Hyde's marriage to Miss Somers
+Cocks, and (though the season was over) met many friends afterwards at
+Lady Dudley's house in Carlton-gardens, where the wedding guests
+foregathered.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A visit to Arundel a little later was signalized by great festivities
+in honour of the birth of the Duke's little daughter. The four
+thousand guests who, as the fancy took them, danced in the tilting-yard
+(converted into a great open-air ballroom), listened to martial music
+from military bands, roamed through the beautiful state-rooms, or gazed
+admiringly at the myriad fairy lamps which glowed many-coloured on
+castle walls, battlements, and towers, were literally of every class.
+Peers and peeresses, officers and deans and doctors, and Sussex county
+magnates, mingled freely with the farmers, artisans, and workmen who
+were their fellow-guests. The fête wound up with a grand display of
+fireworks in the park, and the host and hostess (the latter looking
+very nice in her white summer frock, with flowing crimson sash and a
+string of great pearls round her neck), made every one happy with their
+affability and kindness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On my way north I stayed a few days with the Gainsboroughs at Exton,
+near Oakham&mdash;my first visit to the little shire of Rutland. A most
+attractive place, I thought: a charming modern Jacobean
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P52"></A>52}</SPAN>
+house (the
+ruins of the Elizabethan hall, burnt down a century before, stood close
+by): beautiful gardens and a nobly-timbered park, in which stands the
+fine old parish church with its singularly graceful spire. Tennis, <I>al
+fresco</I> teas, and much music, occupied a few days very agreeably; and I
+then went on to St. Andrews for my usual autumn sojourn, which I always
+enjoyed. But my most memorable Scottish visit this autumn was to
+Abbotsford, which, curiously enough, I had never yet seen, though I had
+known its owners for thirty years. My grandfather and Sir Walter Scott
+had been friends for many years: they were planning and building at the
+same time their respective homes in the western and eastern Lowlands,
+and often exchanged visits and letters. Here is a little note
+(undated) in which Sir Walter acknowledged, with an apt Shakespearian
+reference, a gift of game from Blairquhan:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent" STYLE="margin-left: 10%; font-size: 90%">
+My Dear Sir David,&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+I thank you much for your kind present. The pheasants arrived in
+excellent condition, and showing, like Shakespeare's Yeomen, "the
+mettle of their pasture."[<A NAME="chap03fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn13">13</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+When are you and Lady Blair going to take another run down Tweed?
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent" STYLE="margin-left: 10%; font-size: 90%">
+Your obliged humble servant,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;WALTER SCOTT.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+My father had stayed at Abbotsford as a little boy, before he entered
+the Navy, and two or three years before Sir Walter's death in 1832. He
+had not the customary reminiscence of having sat on
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P53"></A>53}</SPAN>
+the great
+man's knee;[<A NAME="chap03fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn14">14</A>] but he remembered a beautiful collie which lay outside
+the study door, and refused to let any one enter in his master's
+absence. We were all brought up on Scott&mdash;his <I>Tales of a
+Grandfather</I>, his novels and poems. My father seemed to know the
+latter all by heart: he would reel them off (with fine elocution, too)
+by the hour, and we children loved the stirring music of the Border
+songs, the <I>Lady of the Lake</I> and the <I>Lay of the Last Minstrel</I>, which
+only in our later and more sophisticated days suggested the answer to a
+flippant conundrum.[<A NAME="chap03fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn15">15</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To me, of course, Abbotsford had, and has, a special and peculiar
+charm, as having been for more than sixty years one of the "Catholic
+Homes of Scotland."[<A NAME="chap03fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn16">16</A>] The "incongruous pile" sneered at by Ruskin,
+the bizarre architecture which, I suppose, made Dean Stanley describe
+it as a place to be visited once and never again, are open to criticism
+and easily criticized. I prefer the judgment of Andrew Lang, that "it
+is hallowed ground, and one may not judge it by common standards." To
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P54"></A>54}</SPAN>
+Catholics it is doubly hallowed&mdash;as a Catholic centre in the sweet
+Border-land which Scott knew and loved so well, and as the "darling
+seat" of one who by the magic of his writings made the Catholic past of
+Scotland live again, and the last words on whose dying lips were lines
+from two of the noblest and most sacred hymns in the Catholic
+liturgy.[<A NAME="chap03fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn17">17</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Dowager Lady Bute was the occupant of Abbotsford during my visit
+there, and had hoped to make it her home for some time; but her stay
+was cut short by a serious motor accident, in which she and her
+daughter sustained rather severe injuries. I was at the time at
+Dumfries House, where Bute and his bride were happily settled for the
+autumn; and there was of course great concern at the Abbotsford
+disaster, which fortunately turned out less grave than was at first
+feared. I was interested in the recent additions to Dumfries House,
+including a fine Byzantine chapel, a saloon lit from the roof for the
+Stair tapestries,[<A NAME="chap03fn18text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn18">18</A>] and a new library-billiard-room, all so cleverly
+tucked in by the architect behind the existing wings, that the
+beautiful Adam front remains as it was. Lady Bute, smartly frocked,
+and twinkling with diamonds, sapphires, and ropes of pearls, was quite
+"Lothair's bride." On Sunday we had the regulation walk to the lovely
+old garden, stables, farm, and poultry-yard. A great
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P55"></A>55}</SPAN>
+"wale" of cocks and hens,[<A NAME="chap03fn19text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn19">19</A>] among which our hostess dropped one
+of her priceless earrings, and we had a long hunt for it. Reading my
+Glasgow paper in the train next day, on my way south, I came on a
+paragraph announcing the "reception into the Roman Church" of the
+Professor of Greek (J. S. Phillimore) at Glasgow University&mdash;a Christ
+Church man, and a scholar of the highest distinction. What (I thought)
+will the "unco guid" of Glasgow say now?[<A NAME="chap03fn20text"></A><A HREF="#chap03fn20">20</A>]
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn1text">1</A>] Sir William Harcourt's son, commonly known as "Lulu" (now Viscount
+Harcourt), had lately inherited Nuneham on the death of his father.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn2text">2</A>] It ran as follows: "In an age when faith is tinged with philosophic
+doubt, when love is regarded but as a spasm of the nervous system, and
+life itself as but the refrain of a music-hall song, I believe that it
+is still the function of art to give us light rather than darkness.
+Its teaching should not be to prove that we are descended from monkeys,
+but rather to remind us of our affinity with the angels. Its mission
+is not to lead us through the fogs of doubt into the bogs of despair,
+but to point us to the greater light beyond."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn3text">3</A>] On what principle, I could not help asking myself, are
+Benedictines, Dominicans, Franciscans, and Jesuits (all engaged in
+active work, and therefore <I>ex hypothesi</I> dangerous), freely tolerated
+in Rome, and Carthusians (whose only occupation is prayer) expelled
+from Naples?
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn4text">4</A>] On a previous occasion our Catholic Society had voted on the same
+motion in precisely the contrary sense. But the opinions of the
+"Newman," as of all university debating societies (not excluding the
+Union), were quite fluid and indeterminate on almost every subject.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn5text">5</A>] Sir Charles Lyell, I am inclined to believe. But I cannot "place"
+the quotation.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn6text">6</A>] Curious; because the Authorized translation (presumably used at
+Keble) ignores the <I>medici</I> altogether, its version being "Shall the
+dead arise and praise Thee?" There is, I fancy, some authority for my
+friend's interpretation; still, the context seems to show clearly that
+<I>suscitabunt</I> means "rise from the dead," and that what the words
+convey is that dead doctors, like other dead men, are done with
+praising God anyhow in this world.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn7text">7</A>] A monk of the abbey of Maredsous, in Belgium, but by birth a
+Norman, a native of Caen. He was somewhat of the destructive school of
+patristic critics, and I once heard it said that Dom Germain would not
+die happy until he had proved to his own satisfaction that all the
+supposed writings of St. Augustine were spurious!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn8text">8</A>] Radley House, his birthplace, had been sold to the college some
+years before by Sir George Bowyer, the eminent Catholic jurist and
+writer, who had preceded Manning into the Church in 1850, and who built
+the beautiful church annexed to the Catholic Hospital in Great Ormond
+Street (removed later to St. John's Wood). I well remember in my early
+Catholic days (I think about 1876) the excitement caused by the
+expulsion of Sir George&mdash;whose strongly-expressed views on the Roman
+question and other matters were highly distasteful to British
+Liberals&mdash;from the Reform Club.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn9text">9</A>] I think I heard afterwards that the sailors got him off his pony
+once or twice; but the reward was not earned, and he lived to become
+First Lord of the Admiralty just three years later!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn10text">10</A>] Only visible in the clearest weather. From a point farther south
+(the Mull of Galloway) could be descried also, across the Solway Firth,
+the Cumberland hills; and my grandfather, standing there, used to say
+that he could see five kingdoms&mdash;the kingdom of Scotland, the kingdom
+of Ireland, the kingdom of England, the kingdom of Man, and the kingdom
+of Heaven!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn11text">11</A>] I had inherited Dunskey nearly fifty years before, on my
+grandfather's death (1857). The place was bought in 1900 by Charles
+Orr Ewing, M.P., who married my niece, the Glasgows' eldest daughter.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn12text">12</A>] A theory which, reduced to practice, had its disadvantages. I
+remember Lord Rosebery writing to the papers complaining that the
+lunatics of Epsom, finding no difficulty, under the new and improved
+system, in escaping from duress, used occasionally to saunter from the
+local asylum into his grounds, and, I think, even his house, near by.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn13text">13</A>] The reference, of course, is to <I>King Henry V.</I>, Act iii., Sc. 2:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"And you, good yeomen,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whose limbs were made in England, show us here<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The mettle of your pasture."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn14text">14</A>] My dear old cousin Felicia Skene, whose father had been one of
+Scott's closest friends, told me that this had been her privilege. So
+also did the late George Boyle, sometime Dean of Salisbury, who,
+however, in his autobiography, speaks merely of having once seen Sir
+Walter (looking very old and ill) when he came to call on his (the
+Dean's) father.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn15text">15</A>] "If you happened to find an egg on a music-stool, what poem would
+it remind you of?"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn16text">16</A>] James Hope Scott, the eminent parliamentary lawyer, friend of
+Newman, Manning and Gladstone, and husband of Sir Walter's
+granddaughter and eventual heiress, made his submission to Rome in
+1851. His daughter Mary Monica (afterwards Hon. Mrs. Joseph Maxwell
+Scott), inherited Abbotsford at his death; and it is now owned by her
+son, General Walter Maxwell Scott.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn17text">17</A>] The <I>Dies Iræ</I> and the <I>Stabat Mater</I>. See Lockhart, <I>Life of
+Walter Scott</I> (2nd Ed.), vol. x., p. 215.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn18"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn18text">18</A>] From the looms of Gobelin: presented by Louis XIV. to an Earl of
+Stair, British Ambassador in Paris. They had come into the Dumfries
+(Bute) family through the marriage of a son of the first Earl of Stair
+to Penelope, Countess of Dumfries in her own right. It was a standing
+grievance of our old friend the tenth Earl of Stair that these
+tapestries were not at Lochinch.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn19"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn19text">19</A>] "Wale"=choice, or selection. A Fife laird, driving home across
+Magus Moor after dining not wisely but too well, fell out of his gig,
+and his wig fell off, but was recovered by his servant. "It's no' ma
+wig, Davie, it's no' ma wig," he moaned as he lay in the mire,
+thrusting the peruke away. "You'd best take it, sir," said the
+serving-man dryly; "<I>there's nae wale o' wigs on Magus Moor</I>."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap03fn20"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap03fn20text">20</A>] They said much that was nasty, but they could not oust the
+professor (though they tried their best) from his professorship. <I>Au
+contraire</I>, he received promotion soon afterwards, being elected to the
+Chair of Humanity; and a protest organized by certain bigots was
+allowed to "lie on the table"&mdash;i.e., went into the waste-paper basket.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap04"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P56"></A>56}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER IV
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1905-1906
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+An event of Benedictine interest in the autumn of 1905, and one which
+attracted many visitors to Downside, our beautiful abbey among the
+Mendip Hills, was the long-anticipated opening of the choir of the
+great church. Special trains, an overflowing guest-house, elaborate
+services, many congratulatory speeches, and much monastic hospitality,
+were, as customary on such occasions, the order of the day.
+Architecturally, I confess that I found the new choir disappointing: it
+but confirmed the impression (which after many years had become a
+conviction with me) that the art of building a real Gothic church on a
+grand scale is lost, gone beyond hope of recovery. <I>Ecce signum!</I>
+Design, material, workmanship all admirable, and the result, alas!
+lifeless, as lifeless as (say) the modern cathedrals of Truro and
+Liverpool and Edinburgh, the nave of Bristol, and the great church of
+Our Lady at Cambridge. I have seen Downside compared with Lichfield:
+nay, some one (greatly daring) placed pictures of them side by side in
+some magazine. Vain comparison! Lichfield, built long centuries ago,
+is <I>alive</I> still&mdash;instinct with the life breathed into it by its
+unknown creators in the ages of faith; but these great modern Gothic
+churches seem to me
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P57"></A>57}</SPAN>
+to have never lived at all, to have come into
+existence still-born. No: Gothic architecture, in this century of
+ours, is dead. Such life as it has is a simulated, imitative,
+galvanized life, which is no more real life than the tunes ground out
+of a pianola or a gramophone are real living music.[<A NAME="chap04fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn1">1</A>] "'Tis true,
+'tis pity: pity 'tis, 'tis true."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Another engagement which I had in the west about this time was to
+preach at the opening of the new Benedictine church at Merthyr Tydvil.
+Bishop Hedley and I travelled thither together from Cardiff, through a
+country which God made extremely pretty, with its deep glens and hills
+covered with
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P58"></A>58}</SPAN>
+bracken and heather, but which man, in search of
+coal, has blackened and defaced to an incredible extent: the whole
+district, of course, a hive of industry. Lying in bed at night, I saw
+through my blindless window the flames belching from a score of
+furnace-chimneys down the valley, and thought what it must be to spend
+one's life in such surroundings. A curious change to find oneself next
+day in the verdant environment of Cardiff Castle, where, once within
+the gates, one might be miles away from coalpits and from the great
+industrial city close by. My room was the <I>quondam</I> nursery, of which
+the walls had been charmingly decorated by the fanciful genius of
+William Burges (the restorer of the castle), with scenes from
+children's fairy stories&mdash;Jack the Giant-killer and Cinderella and Red
+Riding-hood and the rest, tripping round in delightful procession. The
+Welsh metropolis was <I>en fête</I> on the day of my arrival, in honour of
+the town having become a city, and its mayor a lord-mayor; and Lord
+Bute was giving a big luncheon to civic and other magnates in the
+beautiful banqueting hall, adorned with historic frescoes and rich
+stained glass. The family was smiling gently, during my visit, at the
+news published "from a reliable source," that my young host was to be
+the new Viceroy of Ireland. Another report, equally "reliable" (odious
+word!) published, a little later, his portrait and not very eventful
+biography, as that of the just-appointed Under-Foreign Secretary. Why
+not Lord Chancellor or Commander-in-chief at once? one was as likely as
+the other.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The reference to the commander-in-chief reminds me that the Oxford
+Union was honoured this
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P59"></A>59}</SPAN>
+(October) term by a visit from Lord
+Roberts, who gave us a very informing lecture, illustrated with many
+maps, on the N.W. frontier of India and was received by a crowded house
+with positive shouts of welcome.[<A NAME="chap04fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn2">2</A>] Almost equally well received, a
+week later, was Lord Hugh Cecil, who had held no office in the Union in
+his undergraduate days, but had often since taken part in its debates.
+His theme on this occasion was the interminable fiscal question; and
+the curiously poignant and personal note in his oratory appealed, as it
+always did, to his youthful hearers, who supported him with their votes
+as well as their applause.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A little later there was a great audience in the Town Hall, to hear Joe
+Chamberlain inveigh against the new Government,[<A NAME="chap04fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn3">3</A>] and preach <I>his</I>
+fiscal gospel. He was in excellent form, and looked nothing like
+seventy, though his long speech&mdash;his last, I think, before his great
+break-down&mdash;certainly aged him visibly. A little incident at the
+opening showed his undiminished aptitude for ready repartee. He
+announced his intention of treating Tariff Reform from the Imperial
+standpoint, adding, "I am not going to deal with the subject from the
+economic side"; and then, as a derisive "Yah!" broke from some
+disgruntled Liberals at the back of the hall, going on without a
+moment's hesitation&mdash;"not, however, for the reason which I see suggests
+itself to some of the <I>acuter</I> minds among my audience!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P60"></A>60}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+S&mdash;&mdash; H&mdash;&mdash;, whom I found waiting to see me when I got home from the
+Town Hall, told me that after two years in the Catholic Church he was
+thinking of returning to the flesh-pots of Anglicanism, and said (among
+other foolish things) that he had "a Renaissance mind!" I ventured to
+remind him that he had also an immortal soul. How to increase his
+income seemed his chief preoccupation; and he did not "see his way"
+(that fatal phrase again!) to do this as a "practising" Catholic.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Wilfrid Ward, the Editor of the <I>Dublin Review</I>, had recently started a
+"dining-and-debating-club" in London with a rather interesting
+membership; and I went up in November to read a paper on "Catholics at
+the National Universities." I was less "heckled" than I expected; but
+there was some "good talk" (as old Johnson would have said), and I
+enjoyed the evening. Less enjoyable was another evening spent with our
+Architectural Society at Oxford, to hear a lecture by Wells (fellow and
+future Warden) of Wadham, on "Tudor Oxford" an interesting topic, and
+treated by a man who knew his subject, but disfigured by strongly
+Protestant interpolations about monks, Jesuits, and "Bloody Mary," much
+out of place in an address to a quite "undenominational" society. It
+recalled another paper read to us on the inoffensive subject of
+"Bells." The reader on that occasion adroitly founded on the text of
+the inscriptions on church bells a violent diatribe against the
+invocation of saints and other "mediæval corruptions," to the intense
+annoyance of my little friend the Master of Pembroke (himself an
+Anglican bishop), who sat next me, and whom I with difficulty
+restrained until
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P61"></A>61}</SPAN>
+the end of the lecture from rising to protest, as
+he ultimately did with some warmth, against "turning an archæological
+address into a polemical sermon."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Term over, I made my way north to Beaufort, arriving there just in time
+to assist at the unveiling in the village square of Beauly, of the
+Lovat Scouts' Memorial, for which I had written the inscription.[<A NAME="chap04fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn4">4</A>] A
+pretty function, with much local enthusiasm, an excellent speech from
+The Mackintosh, our new Lord Lieutenant, and of course the inevitable
+"cake and wine" banquet, at which I toasted Lovat. Christmas followed,
+with a big and merry family party, the usual seasonable revels, and
+some delightful singing from the wife of a Ross-shire laird, an
+American lady with a well-trained voice of astonishing sweetness and
+compass. The New Year found the whole country agog about the coming
+General Election; and at Arundel, whither I went from Beaufort, I heard
+Lady Edmund Talbot falsify Johnson's cynical dictum[<A NAME="chap04fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn5">5</A>] by making an
+excellent
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P62"></A>62}</SPAN>
+speech on behalf of her husband, who was laid up in
+London. He retained his seat for Chichester by a good majority; and
+"dear little Wigtownshire" remained faithful to a lost cause, returning
+Lord Stair's eldest son.[<A NAME="chap04fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn6">6</A>] But on the whole the "Radical reaction,"
+"turn of the tide," "swing of the pendulum"&mdash;whichever you liked to
+call it&mdash;was complete, the very first victim of the <I>débâcle</I> being my
+brother-in-law, Charles Dalrymple, who was dismissed at Ipswich, after
+twenty years' service, by nearly 2,000 votes. He had been given a
+Privy Councillorship by the outgoing Government; but this poorly
+compensated him for being ousted from the House of Commons, which had
+been his "nursing mother" for nearly forty years.[<A NAME="chap04fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn7">7</A>] Manchester was
+absolutely swept by the Liberals, poor Sir James Fergusson going to
+join his brother in limbo, and Arthur Balfour being beaten by a larger
+majority than either of them. The final result showed&mdash;Radical members
+returned, 378, against 156 Unionists. The new Ministry put educational
+reform in the front of their programme; and we Catholics, with a
+section of Anglicans (for they were by no means united on the subject),
+organized meetings in advance against the nefarious projects of the
+Government. I attended some of them, and heard many speeches,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P63"></A>63}</SPAN>
+some of them terribly long and "stodgy." A Hampshire parson, by whom I
+sat at one of these dreary meetings, told me, by way of illustrating
+the educational standard of his peasant parishioners, that a bridegroom
+would thus render the promise in the marriage-service: "With my body I
+thee wash up, and with all my hurdle goods I thee and thou!" While the
+bride's version of <I>her</I> promise would be: "To 'ave an' to 'old from
+this day fortnight for betterer 'orse, for richerer power, in
+siggerness 'ealth, to love cherries and to bay!" I copied these
+interesting formulas into my note-book on the spot.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was happily able to escape, at the end of term, from these political
+alarums and excursions to the Continent. I longed for Italy; but the
+friend who accompanied me (and financed us both) insisted on carrying
+me to Nice&mdash;a place I never loved; and it proved sunless, the palms
+shivering in a mistral and we shivering in sympathy. I used to escape
+the odious Promenade des Anglais (much more a Promenade des Allemands)
+by climbing the steep steps into old-world Nizza, and talking to the
+good simple folk, who (so the parish priest assured me) remained devout
+and pious, and wonderfully little affected by the manners and morals of
+the objectionable crowd which haunts Nice more than any other spot on
+the <I>Côte d'Azur</I>, except, I suppose, Monte Carlo. The latter resort
+we eschewed (my friend and host was no gambler), but we had many
+strolls through the toy-city of Monaco, where the tourist is little in
+evidence. I noticed, crowning the picturesque promontory, the new
+cathedral built by M. Blanc out of casino profits, which the
+ecclesiastical
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P64"></A>64}</SPAN>
+authorities accepted, I suppose, on the principle
+of the good old maxim, <I>Non olet!</I>[<A NAME="chap04fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn8">8</A>] We took a run to Milan before
+turning homewards, and after an hour in the cathedral&mdash;impressively
+vast, but not (to my thinking) impressively beautiful, either without
+or within&mdash;spent a long day in exploring the far more interesting
+churches of SS. Maurizio, Maria delle Grazie, Vittore, Lorenzo,
+Giorgio, and Ambrogio, every one well worth visiting, and the
+last-named unique, of course, in charm and interest.[<A NAME="chap04fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn9">9</A>] Turin, where
+we stayed a day, was wet and cold; but the arcades which line the chief
+streets at least keep the rain off. At Paris the sun was actually
+shining, and the trees on the boulevards sprouting greenly. I read in
+the English papers here of the engagement of my nephew Kelburn (the
+family had only recently dropped the final e from both the title and
+the castle)[<A NAME="chap04fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn10">10</A>] to a Miss Hyacinth Bell, whose pretty floral name
+conveyed nothing to me. The
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P65"></A>65}</SPAN>
+new Minister of Education[<A NAME="chap04fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn11">11</A>] had
+also published his "Birreligious" Bill (as some wags nicknamed it): it
+seemed to satisfy nobody&mdash;least of all, of course, Catholics.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I spent Easter, as usual, at Arundel, where a gathering of Maxwells
+(the Duchess's young relatives) made the big house cheerful and
+homelike. The summer term at Oxford was an uneventful one, the most
+interesting event that I recall being our annual Canning and Chatham
+dinner, with a more distinguished gathering than usual. Lord Milner
+made a remarkable and interesting speech in reply to the toast of "The
+Empire," and "Smith of Wadham," M.P. (the future Lord Chancellor), was
+also very eloquent. The Duke of Leinster (then up at Balliol), who sat
+next me, spoke of the hereditary good relations between his family and
+Maynooth College, and amused me by saying that he thought it must be
+"much more interesting" to be a Catholic in England than in Ireland! I
+motored some of my young Benedictines over to Blenheim one day; and we
+were, with other sight-seers, escorted over the show-part of the
+palace. The little Duke burst in on us in one state-room, and retired
+precipitately, banging the door with an audible "D&mdash;n!" "His Grace the
+Dook of Marlborough!" announced, without turning a hair, the solemn
+butler who was acting as showman; and our party was, of course, duly
+impressed.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P66"></A>66}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was summoned this summer to three weddings, all of interest to me,
+the first being that of my nephew Kelburn, a pretty country function in
+Surrey. The Bishop of Worcester tied the knot&mdash;"impressively," as the
+reporters say (but why cannot an Anglican dignitary read the Bible
+without "mouthing" it?), and I afterwards found in his wife, Lady
+Barbara Yeatman-Biggs, an old friend of my childhood.[<A NAME="chap04fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn12">12</A>] Many
+relatives, of course, were present here, and also, ten days later, in
+the Chelsea church where Archdeacon Sinclair ("genial and impressive,"
+the newspapers called <I>him</I>) united my younger sister, <I>en secondes
+noces</I>, to Captain Cracroft Jarvis. I spent the evening of her wedding
+in the House of Commons, where I had a mind to see our famous new
+Radical Parliament-men gathered together. A very "scratch lot" they
+seemed to me to be; and Archbishop Walsh of Dublin, whom I found beside
+me in the D.S.G., seemed as little impressed as myself by their
+"carryings-on." His Grace was so pleased with Carlyle's definition, or
+description, of the House, which I quoted to him (he was apparently
+unfamiliar with it), that he promptly copied it down in his note-book:
+"a high-soaring, hopelessly-floundering, ever-babbling, inarticulate,
+dumb dark entity!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My third wedding was a picturesque Irish
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P67"></A>67}</SPAN>
+one&mdash;that of Ninian
+Crichton Stuart to Lord Gormanston's only daughter, with, of course, a
+large party of Butes and Prestons gathered at Gormanston Castle, a huge
+pile mostly modern; but the quaint little chapel, Jacobean Gothic
+without and Empire style within, gaily adorned with lilies,
+marguerites, and trailing smilax, dates from 1687.[<A NAME="chap04fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn13">13</A>] It was far too
+small to hold the wedding guests, who perforce remained on the lawn
+outside. I walked with our host, later in the day, in the splendidly
+timbered park, and the great picturesque untidy Irish garden; and he
+held forth on the hardship of having to live uncomfortably in Ireland
+after the luxury of Colonial governorships. "<I>Ireland!</I> a rotten old
+country, only fit, as some one said, to dig up and use as a
+top-dressing for England!" was the summing-up of his lordship, whose
+ancestors had owned the land on which we were walking for some seven
+centuries.[<A NAME="chap04fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn14">14</A>] I thought his bemoanings rather pathetic; but he amused
+me by his recital of a prescription for "The Salvation of Ireland"
+which once appeared (anonymously) in a northern newspaper. "Drain your
+Bogs&mdash;Fat more Hogs&mdash;Lots more Lime&mdash;Lots more Chalk&mdash;LOTS MORE
+WORK&mdash;LOTS LESS TALK!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I returned to Oxford in time for Commemoration, at
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P68"></A>68}</SPAN>
+which Lord
+Milner and Mgr. Duchesne, two of our be-doctored guests, were very
+warmly received; attended the big luncheon in All Souls' library, where
+the agreeable ladies who sat on my right and left were totally unknown
+to me; and drank coffee in the sunlit quad, where a band played and I
+met many friends. Next day I took ship at Southampton (a noisy, shaky,
+creaky ship it was) for Guernsey, on a visit to my brother, who was in
+command of the Gunners there. I thought the approach to the island
+very pretty on a still summer morning: quaint houses and church towers
+climbing the hill among trees and gardens, with a foreground of white
+sails and blue sea. Very pretty too was "Ordnance House" and its old
+garden, with hedges of golden calceolarias and other attractions. I
+spent a pleasant week here, delighted with the rocky coast (reminding
+me of my native Wigtownshire) and the luxuriant gardens, especially
+that of the Lieutenant-Governor, whose charming house (he occupied Lord
+de Saumarez's seat) was full, as was to be expected,[<A NAME="chap04fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn15">15</A>] of beautiful
+naval prints and other relics. Of a morning I would walk down to Fort
+Cornet&mdash;part of it of great antiquity&mdash;and watch my brother's guns at
+sea-target practice, till my head ached with the roar and concussion.
+The shooting was excellent, but the electric firing-apparatus
+occasionally went wrong, which might be awkward in battle! I was
+interested in the fine fifteenth-century parish church of St.
+Peter-Port, of flamboyant Gothic: the effect of the interior
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P69"></A>69}</SPAN>
+nave-arches rising almost from the ground, with hardly any pillars, is
+most singular.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had to hurry back to "the adjacent island of Great Britain" (as the
+Cumbrae minister put it),[<A NAME="chap04fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn16">16</A>] to attend the jubilee dinner in London of
+St. Elisabeth's Catholic Hospital, with Norfolk in the chair: a great
+success, owing, I think, to the unusual circumstance that dinner and
+wine were provided gratis, the result being much-enhanced subscriptions
+from the grateful banqueters. I was present a little later at the
+coming-of-age celebrations of Lord Gainsborough's son and heir at
+Campden, the beautiful Jacobean family seat on the Cotswold slopes. We
+sat down seventy to dinner on the evening of Campden's birthday; and
+the youth acquitted himself excellently of what I consider (and I have
+had some experience of majority banquets, including my own) one of the
+most embarrassing tasks which can fall to any young man's lot. I,
+being unexpectedly assigned the easier duty of replying for the
+visitors, utilized the admirably appropriate opening which I had heard
+not long before from the witty and eloquent American Ambassador,[<A NAME="chap04fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn17">17</A>] at
+the dinner of the Royal Literary Fund, and which was <I>not</I> a "chestnut"
+then, whatever it may be now.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+From Campden I went on to Leamington to visit
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P70"></A>70}</SPAN>
+another brother, who
+had invited me to witness the Warwick Pageant, I think the first, and
+certainly the most effective and successful, of these spectacles, for
+which the craze was just beginning to spread through England. The
+dramatic episodes at Warwick were not always dramatic, and the dialogue
+and acting were perhaps not quite worthy of the superb surroundings;
+but the setting of the spectacle was absolutely perfect. Behind us the
+towers and battlements of the feudal castle rose above the woods: on
+our right the giant oaks of the park, in their glorious midsummer
+foliage: to our left the Avon glistening like a ribbon of burnished
+silver; and in front, beyond a great expanse of verdant lawn (the
+"stage" of the pageant), a prospect of enchanting wooded glades and
+long-drawn sylvan avenues, down which came the long processions of
+players, mounted and afoot, with singular and striking effect. Lord
+and Lady Willoughby de Broke, who appeared (with the splendidly mounted
+members of their hunt) as Louis XI. and Margaret of Scotland, were
+conspicuous, if only because the former acted his part and spoke his
+lines best of the whole company. The concerted singing was quite
+charming; and charming, too, the spectacle of the hundred boys of the
+famous old Warwick Grammar-school, in their pretty dresses of russet
+and gold, and their masters costumed as old-world pedagogues.
+Altogether a delightful and notable entertainment, which I was very
+glad to have seen; and in other respects I enjoyed my visit, my brother
+taking me to Kenilworth, Stoneleigh, Charlecote, and other interesting
+places in that most interesting country. The August Bank-holiday found
+me at Scarborough,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P71"></A>71}</SPAN>
+of all places in the world, spending the day
+there with the two schoolboy sons of my host at a country house in the
+East Riding. I recall, at the aquarium there, my interest on
+discovering a "fact not generally known"&mdash;namely that fishes can, and
+do, yawn. We saw a turbot yawn twice, and a cod once. The cod's yawn
+was remarkable chiefly for its width, but the turbot's was much more
+noteworthy. It begins at the lips, which open as if to suck in
+water;[<A NAME="chap04fn18text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn18">18</A>] then the jaws distend themselves and so the yawn goes on,
+works through the back of the head, stretching the plates of the skull
+almost to cracking point, and finally comes out at the gills, which
+open showing their red lining, and are inflated for a moment; and then,
+with a gasping kind of shiver, the fish flattens out again, until, if
+unusually bored, as it appeared to be by our presence, it relieves its
+feelings by another yawn. I left my young friends to enjoy the varied
+humours of the front; and climbing up (as I had done at Nice) "far from
+the madding crowd," discovered many quaint and charming bits of old
+Scarborough. A policeman told me that they reckoned that at least
+120,000 visitors were in the town that day; and they all seemed
+collected together to view the evening firework display above the Spa.
+The biggest crowds I had ever seen were at Epsom on Derby Day, between
+Mortlake and Putney on Boat-race Day, and in St. Peter's Square at Rome
+on the election-day of Leo XIII.: but this great <I>congeries</I> at
+Scarborough surpassed them all in impressiveness. I
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P72"></A>72}</SPAN>
+turned my
+back on the "set pieces" and Roman candles, gazed almost awestruck at
+the vast sea of upturned white faces on the beach below, lit up from
+time to time by the lurid glow of coloured fires, and listened to the
+cry "Ah-h-h!" of the great multitude as the rockets shrilled up into
+the starlit sky. <I>Mirabile visu et auditu!</I> it somehow made me think
+(at Scarborough on Bank Holiday evening!) of the Last Day and the
+Valley of Jehoshaphat. From Scarborough, before going north to
+Scotland, I went for a few days to Longridge Towers, Sir Hubert
+Jerningham's beautiful place near Berwick, with views on every side
+over the rolling Border country. "Norham's castle steep," built nine
+centuries before by Flambard, the "Magnificent" Bishop of Durham, was
+on the Longridge property; and I spent some delightful hours there with
+my accomplished host, who was a charming companion, and (as became a
+<I>bachelier-ès-lettres</I> of Paris University) could tell a good story as
+well in French as he could in English. He showed me among many
+curiosities a letter from an early Quaker which I thought worth
+copying:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent" STYLE="margin-left: 10%; font-size: 90%">
+FRIEND JOHN,&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+I desire thee to be so kind as to go to one of those sinful men in the
+flesh called an attorney, and let him take out an instrument, with a
+seal fixed thereto, by means whereof we may seize the outward
+tabernacle of George Green, and bring him before the lambskin men at
+Westminster, and teach him to do as he would be done by; and so I rest
+thy friend in the light,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent" STYLE="margin-left: 10%; font-size: 90%">
+M.D.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Mountstuart claimed me for a short visit when I had got across the
+Border; and I found the big house very cheerful under the new and
+youthful régime, and my hostess, now a happy mother, driving the baby
+Lady Mary about the island and exhibiting
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P73"></A>73}</SPAN>
+her to the admiring
+farmers' wives. I made my way up the West coast to Fort Augustus to
+spend the rest of the Oxford "Long," travelling thence in September to
+Aberdeen to read a paper at the annual conference of the Catholic Truth
+Society. There was a large attendance, Lady Lovat doing hostess at a
+big reception one evening; and it was pleasant to find oneself in a
+genuinely Scottish, as well as Catholic, gathering, presided over by a
+Highland bishop (Æneas Chisholm of beloved memory), as patriotic and
+popular as he was pious and pleasant. My paper, on "The Holy See and
+the Scottish Universities," was very well received, and the local
+newspapers did me the honour of reprinting it verbatim next morning,
+while the <I>Scotsman</I> devoted a leading article to it. Our principal
+meeting, in the largest hall of the city, wound up not only with "Faith
+of our Fathers" but "God save the King." "Is this necessary?"
+whispered a prelate of Nationalist leanings to the presiding bishop, in
+the middle of the loyal anthem. "It may not be necessary," replied
+Bishop Chisholm, in a very audible "aside," "but it is very right and
+extremely proper." <I>O si sic omnes!</I>"[<A NAME="chap04fn19text"></A><A HREF="#chap04fn19">19</A>]
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn1text">1</A>] Such seeming exceptions as the noble churches of St. John at
+Norwich and St. Philip at Arundel, the Duke of Newcastle's sumptuous
+chapel at Clumber, the impressive church of the Irvingites in Gordon
+Square, are only satisfactory in so far as they are more or less exact
+imitations of mediæval Gothic. The cloisters of Fort Augustus Abbey
+are beautiful because they are reproductions, from A. W. Pugin's
+note-books, of real live fifteenth-century tracery. The more the
+modern Gothic architect strives to be original (a hard saying, but a
+true one), the more certainly he fails. And to see how feebly
+ineffective even his imitations can be, one need only look at the
+entrance tower of St. Swithun's Quad at Magdalen, and compare it with
+the incomparable Founder's Tower immediately opposite.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+Let me add that I have no animus against Downside in particular: it is
+merely an instance taken at random to illustrate my thesis. I had felt
+just the same, years before, about the first grandiose plans for our
+own church at Fort Augustus. "Go to Westminster Abbey&mdash;you can see it
+from your windows," I wrote to the architect, "and get an inspiration
+from that glorious temple of <I>living</I> Gothic. Your elaborate designs
+have no life, no reality. If they were ever realized among our
+Highland hills, I should expect some genie of the Arabian Nights to
+swoop down one day and whisk the whole impossible structure back to
+Victoria Street!" I still recall the pleasure and approval with which
+Dom Gilbert Dolan of Downside, one of the most distinguished of modern
+Benedictine architects, read this letter.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn2text">2</A>] Who was the reporter who once announced (I believe it was really a
+printer's error and not a little bit of malice) that "the Conservatives
+among the audience received the candidate with welcoming snouts"?
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn3text">3</A>] Arthur Balfour had resigned the premiership in the previous week,
+and Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman had succeeded him.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn4text">4</A>] Not an easy task! for Lovat wanted the Scouts to have all the
+honour, which <I>they</I> wished assigned to him. My inscription (I believe
+generally approved) ran: Erected by the Lovat Tenantry and Feuars of
+the Aird and Fort Augustus Districts to Commemorate the Raising of the
+Lovat Scouts for Service in South Africa by Simon Joseph, 16th Lord
+Lovat, C.V.O., C.B., D.S.O., who Desired to Show that the Martial
+Spirit of their Ancestors still Animates the Highlanders of To-Day, and
+Whose Confidence was Justified by the Success in the Field of the
+Gallant Corps Whose Existence was Due to His Loyalty and Patriotism.
+A.D. 1905.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn5text">5</A>] "A woman speaking in public is like a dog walking on its hind legs:
+it is not well done, but you are surprised to find it done at all."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn6text">6</A>] My native county remained consistently and uninterruptedly Tory for
+fifty years&mdash;from 1868, when it returned Lord Garlics, until 1918, when
+its separate representation was taken from it by the new Redistribution
+Act.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn7text">7</A>] Sir Charles had sat in Parliament continuously, except for a few
+weeks, since 1868, when he was first elected for Buteshire. It was
+only this very slight break which prevented him from being at one time
+the Father of the House of Commons.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn8text">8</A>] I heard an odd story to the effect that at the Anglican Church at
+Monte Carlo no one had ever heard any hymn before No. 37 announced to
+be sung; the reason being that the mention of any one from 1 to 36
+would instantly have sent a quota of the congregation racing down to
+stake their money on that number! It was, and is, a current
+superstition that a number suggested by something as remote as possible
+from gambling is likely to prove a lucky one.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn9text">9</A>] Due, I think, largely to the fact that though the greater part of
+the church is ninth and tenth century work, it has the air of being
+very much older, and seems to recall the days of St. Ambrose himself.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn10text">10</A>] "Kelburn" was, I believe, the old spelling. About the same time
+the Duke of Athole dropped <I>his</I> final <I>e</I> also; and the name-board at
+the well-known station, at his castle gates, displayed, as I observed
+on my next journey to the Highlands, the legend "Blair Atholl," instead
+of "Blair Athole" as formerly.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn11text">11</A>] Augustine Birrell, the distinguished essayist, whose literary
+method, easy, witty, and urbane, has evoked the word "birrelling." He
+succeeded Mr. Bryce a little later as Irish Secretary, and retained
+that office (in which he was no more successful than most of his
+predecessors) under Mr. Asquith.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn12text">12</A>] <I>Née</I> Legge: one of a crowd of sisters (Ladies Louisa, Octavia,
+Wilhelmina, Barbara, Charlotte, and I know not how many more) with whom
+I made friends as a small boy when staying with my parents at
+Aix-la-Chapelle; and we saw much of them afterwards. We children used
+to call them the "Lady-legs." Their brother Augustus, who was also a
+friend of my childhood, became Bishop of Lichfield in 1891.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn13text">13</A>] Built in James II.'s reign (the original castle was of Henry
+VII.'s), when the accession of a Catholic King enabled Catholics,
+British and Irish, to emerge for a short time from the Catacombs.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn14text">14</A>] Lord Gormanston, like Lord Talbot de Malahide and a few others,
+represented the Anglo-Irish landowners of the time of Henry VII., "Lord
+of Ireland." My friend Lord Kenmare was typical of the enriched
+Elizabethan settlers in the country, while Sir Henry Bellingham was one
+of the seventeenth-century group of immigrants popularly known as
+"Cromwell's Drummers." Three out of the four mentioned were Catholics.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn15text">15</A>] The first baronet and Baron de Saumarez was second in command at
+the Battle of the Nile, and was raised to the peerage by William IV.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn16text">16</A>] It was the parish minister of Millport, in Cumbrae (off the coast
+of Ayrshire) who habitually prayed at Divine Service for the
+"inhabitants of the Greater and the Lesser Cumbraes, and the adjacent
+islands of Great Britain and Ireland!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn17text">17</A>] The late Mr. Choate. "When I came into this assembly this
+evening, I felt very much like the prophet Daniel when he got into the
+lion's den. When Daniel looked around, and saw the company in which he
+was, 'Well,' he said, '<I>whoever's got to do the after-dinner speaking,
+it won't be me!</I>'"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn18"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn18text">18</A>] A turbot's mouth is twisted on one side, rather as if it had
+belonged to a round fish which some one had accidentally trodden on,
+and had squashed half-flat.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap04fn19"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap04fn19text">19</A>] My friend Lord Ralph Kerr had, some time previously, refused to
+preside at a meeting of the same Society (of which he was president) in
+another Scottish city, on learning that the local committee would not
+permit the National Anthem to be sung at the close. The reason
+alleged, that "the Irish in the audience would not stand it," did not,
+naturally, strike the gallant Scottish general as an adequate one.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap05"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P74"></A>74}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER V
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1906-1907
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+Before returning to Oxford for the autumn term of 1906, I spent a
+pleasant ten days at Abbotsford with my old friends the Lane Foxes, and
+visited with them Dryburgh Abbey, Galashiels, and other interesting
+places. Melrose, too, we thoroughly explored, agreeing that (<I>pace</I>
+Sir Walter) the time for seeing it "aright" was <I>not</I> "by the pale
+moonlight," but on a sunlit afternoon, which alone does justice to the
+marvellous colouring&mdash;grey shot with rose and yellow&mdash;of the old stone.
+Modern textbooks talk of the "decadence" of its architecture, but it
+has details of surpassing beauty nevertheless. It was ill exchanging
+the beauties of Tweedside in perfect September weather for foggy
+London. I arrived there on a Sunday morning, just in time for high
+mass at Westminster Cathedral, of which a fog rather enhances the
+charm, softening the raw brick walls and imparting a mysterious and
+shadowy splendour to the great spaces under the lofty domes. The grave
+polyphonic music, perfectly rendered, greatly pleased me; but the
+acoustics of the building seemed to be defective.[<A NAME="chap05fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn1">1</A>] A noted preacher
+was discoursing
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P75"></A>75}</SPAN>
+to an immense congregation on "Pessimism"&mdash;so the
+notice-boards informed me; but it might as well have been on Optimism
+for anything I could hear of it. Walking homewards to Regent's Park, I
+looked in at a Ritualistic church in Red Lion Square, where a singular
+function was in progress in presence of the (schismatic) Archbishop of
+Sinai, under the auspices of a body styling itself "The Anglican and
+Orthodox Churches Union."[<A NAME="chap05fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn2">2</A>] As I entered, a clergyman was just
+remarking from the pulpit that as there was no visible Church on earth,
+or as, at any rate, it was temporally broken to bits, there was no use
+in looking for a visible head! a theory which his audience may or may
+not have found satisfactory.[<A NAME="chap05fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn3">3</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I lingered for a day at Birmingham, on my way to Oxford, to attend the
+opening of the nave of the Newman Memorial Church. It was the
+sixty-first anniversary of Newman's reception into the Church at
+Littlemore, as well as the sixth of the death of Lord Bute, whose
+conversion was a fruit of the Oxford movement, of which Newman was the
+inspiring genius. I was pleased with the simplicity, even austerity,
+of the building, relieved to some extent by the beautiful tints of the
+double row of marble monoliths, and by the warm russet of the coved
+roof of Spanish chestnut. Eight or ten prelates (the Archbishop of
+Westminster was the preacher) gave dignity to the function, which
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P76"></A>76}</SPAN>
+was followed by a rather higgledy-piggledy luncheon at the "Plough and
+Harrow" next door. The Norfolk family were of course present in force
+at their beloved Oratory, the Duke, with sisters, brothers-in-law,
+nephews and nieces, being prominent among the large gathering. Lord
+Ralph Kerr's boy, a pupil of the Fathers, showed me over the school;
+and I rather marvelled to see an educational establishment of such
+deserved repute housed in so quaint a collection of lean-to's and
+shanties, the only thing worth looking at being the fine refectory of
+the Oratory, which the schoolboys used as their dining-room.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I found Oxford swept and garnished for the new term, and my old friend
+the President of Magdalen installed as Vice-chancellor, and performing
+his multifarious duties (which included the matriculation of my two
+Benedictine freshmen) with the mingled dignity and urbanity which
+characterized him. Grissell, who was in residence this term, invited
+me to luncheon to meet "a Roman Prince," and a lady who had, he said,
+been miraculously cured by the Madonna of Pompeii. The cure,
+unfortunately, had been incomplete or temporary, for the lady had had a
+relapse, was in bed, and could not turn up. The Roman Prince, or
+princeling, proved to be Don Andrea Buoncompagni-Ludovisi, descendant
+of two Popes,[<A NAME="chap05fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn4">4</A>] and a freshman at Merton; a pleasant youth,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P77"></A>77}</SPAN>
+but
+his English, though fluent, was vulgar rather than princely. I
+wondered where he had picked it up. A different type of Italian whom I
+met the same week was the distinguished South Italian violinist, Signor
+Simonetti. He had been fiddling at our Musical Club on the previous
+evening&mdash;<I>roba Napolitana</I>, but clever and interesting. Our
+conversation, however, turned not on music but on the "Evil Eye," as I
+was anxious to know to what extent the belief in this still prevailed
+in Italy. He said it was as persistent as ever, especially in the
+south, and told us how the most famous advocate in Naples, in quite
+recent times, was so universally accredited with this mysterious power,
+that when the leader opposed to him in an impending lawsuit died on the
+eve of the case coming on, another lawyer was only with the greatest
+difficulty found to take his place. <I>He</I> was killed by an accident on
+the very morning of the trial; and the dreaded advocate was face to
+face with the judge, who was in fear and trembling, as he expected to
+have to give judgment against him. The story went that when the judge
+rose to speak, his spectacles accidentally fell out of place. "I am
+struck blind!" he cried out; "forgive me, Signor Avvocato&mdash;I have not
+yet pronounced against you." Suddenly his spectacles fell across his
+nose again. "Forgive me again," he said; "I can see after all!" The
+Neapolitans laughed, but they believed all the same. When this
+redoubtable advocate fell ill, half Naples was praying fervently for
+his death; and if one reproached them for desiring the death of a
+fellowman, the answer was, "Non è un uomo, è un <I>jettatore</I>!" Signor
+Simonetti, I felt pretty sure, himself
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P78"></A>78}</SPAN>
+sympathized with this
+sentiment, although he passed it off as a joke. I contributed a tale
+of a certain Count who had been pointed out to me, during my visit to
+Naples in the previous year, as the most dreaded <I>jettatore</I> in the
+city. He was dining alone at a restaurant, and I was told that no one,
+if they could avoid it, would sit down in his company. Meeting his
+cousin, the old Duca di M&mdash;&mdash;, in the street, he gave him his arm. The
+Duca suddenly slipped, fell, and broke his leg. He was stunned by the
+shock; and his first words, on recovering consciousness, were whispered
+(in confidential Neapolitan patois) into the ear of his formidable
+kinsman: "Grazie, perchè tu me putive accidere, e te si cuntentate de
+m'arruinare!" ("Thanks; for you might have killed me, and you contented
+yourself with laming me!")[<A NAME="chap05fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn5">5</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Some of us went over to Radley College for the usual All Saints' play,
+the <I>Frogs</I> of Aristophanes, in Greek; and it <I>was</I> Greek, no doubt, to
+the majority of the audience. Books of the words in English were,
+however, supplied&mdash;"an attention," remarked a local paper, "which the
+ladies received with unconcealed satisfaction, and the gentlemen with
+satisfaction which they vainly endeavoured to conceal." Some of the
+undergraduates present doubtless, like the schoolboy in <I>Vice Versa</I>,
+"recognized several words from the Greek Grammar"; but what pleased me
+was an elderly clergyman who declined to share his wife's copy of the
+translation. "No, no, my
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P79"></A>79}</SPAN>
+dear," he said, "I can follow the Greek
+quite sufficiently well!" but before the end of the first act they were
+both very contentedly looking over the English version together.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Michaelmas Term is not of course the time for triumphs in the Schools;
+but we were all delighted with the final achievement of the invincible
+Cyril Martindale, S.J., who this autumn crowned his previous
+successes&mdash;first classes in Moderations and "Greats," the Hertford and
+Craven Scholarships, and the Chancellor's and Gaisford Prizes for Latin
+and Greek Verse&mdash;by carrying off the Derby Scholarship for the year.
+Another Jesuit much in evidence at Oxford at this time was Bernard
+Vaughan, who was preaching sermons, giving lectures, and attending
+discussions and debates with characteristic energy. Colum Stuart and I
+heard him deliver himself, at a full-dress meeting of the Union, on the
+subject of Egotism. His perfervid oratory made one occasionally
+<I>squirm</I> (it is the only word); but he was very well received by his
+young audience, and carried the House with him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To the Jesuits and Benedictines, already domiciled in Oxford, were
+added this winter the Franciscan Capuchins, who opened with some
+ceremony their church and "seraphic college"[<A NAME="chap05fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn6">6</A>] at Cowley. It was
+something of an historic event, this returning of the Friars to Oxford
+after a rustication of 367 years; and it evoked general and kindly
+interest
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P80"></A>80}</SPAN>
+quite outside Catholic circles. Sir Hubert Jerningham
+accompanied me to the inaugural function, and to dinner later at Mgr.
+Kennard's. We spoke of the decay of the good old custom, universal in
+my youth, of grace before meals. Our host recalled a country squire
+who, perfunctorily looking round his table, would mutter, "No parson?
+Thank God!"[<A NAME="chap05fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn7">7</A>] and hastily seat himself. I told of a Scots farmer on a
+Caledonian Canal steam-boat, who, invited to "return thanks," delivered
+himself of this sentiment, "O Lord, we're all floating down the stream
+of time to the ocean of eternity, for Christ's sake, Amen!" and Sir
+Hubert had a family story of the chaplain who, if he espied
+champagne-glasses on the table, would begin his grace with "Bountiful
+Jehovah!" but if only sherry-glasses, "We are not worthy of the least
+of these Thy mercies." We all remembered Mr. Mallock's canon, who,
+glancing with clasped hands at the <I>menu</I>, beginning with two soups,
+comprising three <I>entrées</I>, and ending with Strasburg paté, began, "O
+Thou that sittest between the Cherubim, whose glory is so exceeding
+that even they veil their faces before Thee; consecrate to their
+appointed use these poor morsels before us, and make them humble
+instruments in the great scheme of our sanctification." I took Sir
+Hubert next day over the Clarendon Press, which I had never myself
+seen. We were both struck by two things: all the machinery was
+American, and there was no electric light, the whole place being lit by
+flaring
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P81"></A>81}</SPAN>
+gas-jets.[<A NAME="chap05fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn8">8</A>] We had planned that evening to go and hear
+George Wyndham speak at the Union; but it occurred to us, as a happy
+thought, to stay comfortably at home on a foggy November night, and
+read his speech in next day's <I>Times</I>. The only important politician I
+heard speak this term was Bonar Law, by whom I sat at the Conservative
+Club dinner one evening. I found him a very pleasant neighbour, and he
+made as good a speech as I ever heard at a gathering of the kind.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I made my way northward to Beaufort for Christmas, feeling a bit of a
+wreck after a sharp bout of influenza, and enjoyed to the full the
+breezy sunshine which so often prevails there in mid-winter. There was
+a shooting-party at New Year, with pleasant <I>al fresco</I> luncheons in
+sheltered corners of leafless woods, and of an evening music, and ghost
+stories round a great fire of beechen logs. Of telepathy between the
+dying and the living Lord Hamilton gave me a striking instance. He had
+served in South Africa; and at dawn, sleeping on the veldt, was aroused
+by an unmistakable voice thrice calling his name. The voice was his
+father's, of whose death he heard next day by cable. The quiet
+conviction with which he narrated this little incident impressed me
+much.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Staying at an uncle's in Edinburgh on my way south, I met at dinner
+Lord Dunedin and some other interesting people; and there was some
+"good
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P82"></A>82}</SPAN>
+talk" on books and poetry. Some one quoted Swinburne's
+opinion that the two finest lines in the language[<A NAME="chap05fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn9">9</A>] were Browning's&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"As the king-bird, with ages on his plumes,<BR>
+Travels to die in his ancestral glooms."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Three unhackneyed images, from the <I>City of the Soul</I>, I noted as
+admirable:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"The distant rook's faint cawing, harsh and sweet."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"Black was his hair, as hyacinths by night."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"Wet green eyes, like a full chalk stream."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+The mention of Mallock reminded me of some of his delectable similes:
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"Miss Drake dropped a short curtsey, which resembled the collapse of a
+concertina."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"Above them a seagull passed, like the drifting petals of a magnolia."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"She advanced slowly towards the group, moving along the carpet like a
+clockwork mouse on wheels."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"Her eyes had the brown moisture that glimmers on a slug's back."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+A cousin of mine at this dinner, lately returned from China, amused me
+by the information that the pigeon-English word, or phrase, for a
+bishop was "Number one topside heaven pidgin-man!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On the evening of my arrival in London, a geographical friend carried
+me to a notable meeting of his Society at Queen's Hall&mdash;the sailor Duke
+of the Abruzzi lecturing, in quaint staccato
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P83"></A>83}</SPAN>
+Italian-English, on
+his ascent of Ruanzori, in Equatorial Africa. The King (with the
+Prince of Wales) was on the platform&mdash;stout, grey-bearded, and rather
+bored, I fancied, at being deprived of his after-dinner cigar: he made
+a nice little speech of thanks and appreciation. A day or two later
+came the startling news of the great earthquake in Jamaica, the only
+Englishman who lost his life being my dear old friend Sir James
+Fergusson, whose body was found beneath the ruins of a tobacconist's
+shop in Kingston. He was a man of many gifts and many friends, who had
+served his country with distinction in almost every part of the Empire;
+and his death was a real tragedy, as well as a very real grief to me.
+It was followed very shortly by that of another old friend, Susan Lady
+Sherborne; and two very pleasant houses in Cornwall Gardens and Brook
+Street, where I had spent many happy hours, were thus closed to me.
+There was some talk, a little later, of a memorial to Sir James, the
+Anglican Bishop of the West Indies suggesting that this should take the
+form of subscriptions to his church restoration scheme. I ventured
+strongly to deprecate this proposal in the columns of <I>The Times</I>, and
+my objections were emphatically endorsed by Mr. Fleming, the well-known
+Presbyterian minister in Belgravia.[<A NAME="chap05fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn10">10</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Two more deaths I may note in the early spring of 1907&mdash;the first that
+of Professor Pelham, president
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P84"></A>84}</SPAN>
+of Trinity; a gentleman and a
+scholar, a real loss to Oxford, and (incidentally) one of my kindest
+friends among college heads, just as his brother Sidney (famous slow
+bowler and future archdeacon) had been thirty years before, when I was
+a feather-headed freshman at Magdalen. In the same week died our
+worthy Chancellor, Lord Goschen, after little more than three years of
+office. Lords Rosebery and Curzon of Kedleston emerged as the
+favourites among the many candidates "in the air"; but dining with a
+large party at Lord Teignmouth's a little later, I heard it confidently
+said that the country parsons would almost certainly "bring Curzon in."
+They came up, as a matter of fact, in such swarms that they practically
+swamped the election, Lord Curzon obtaining 1,101 votes against Lord
+Rosebery's 440. I sat, by the way, at Lord Teignmouth's dinner next an
+American "scientist" (odious word!) of some kind, who told me some odd
+things about the Lower Mississippi. That river, he said, had, in 176
+years, shortened itself by 242 miles&mdash;an average of about l 1/10 miles
+per year. From this it followed that in the old Oolitic-Silurian
+period, some 100,000 years ago, the lower Mississippi was upwards of
+1,300,000 miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a
+fishing-rod!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went to Downside in March, for the solemn blessing of the new abbot,
+my kind and learned friend Dom Cuthbert Butler. The elaborate ceremony
+took nearly three hours: we were mercifully spared a sermon, but, <I>en
+revanche</I>, the episcopal and abbatial speeches at the subsequent
+luncheon were long and rather wearisome. At Fort Augustus,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P85"></A>85}</SPAN>
+whatever the occasion, we never in those days derogated from the good
+old monastic usage of silence, and public reading, in the refectory.
+<I>Summum ibi fiat silentium</I>, said Saint Benedict: "let no <I>mussitatio</I>
+[delicious Low Latin word for "whispering"] be heard there, or any
+voice save that of the reader alone." The custom was one, I think, as
+congenial to our guests as to their monastic hosts.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was preoccupied at this time with the rapidly-failing health of my
+oldest Oxford friend, H. D. Grissell of Brasenose, who spent half his
+year in Rome, and the other half in what seemed a bit of old Rome
+transported to Oxford. He was the most pertinacious and indefatigable
+<I>collector</I> I ever knew: coins, books and bindings, brass-rubbings,
+autographs, book-plates, holy relics, postage-stamps, even birds'
+eggs&mdash;all was fish that came to his far-flung net; and he laboured
+incessantly to make all his collections, as far as possible, complete.
+I found the old man at this time, rather pathetically, trying to
+complete the collection of eggshells which he had begun as a Harrow boy
+sixty years before. He insisted on exhibiting every drawer of his
+cabinet, and was greatly pleased with the motto which, I told him, Sir
+Walter Trevelyan had inscribed on <I>his</I> egg-cabinet: "Hic Argus esto,
+non Briareus"; or, in plain English, "Look, but don't touch!"[<A NAME="chap05fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn11">11</A>]
+Grissell said he would like to affix this classical caution to all his
+collections of curios; but he did not live to do this, or indeed to do
+much else of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P86"></A>86}</SPAN>
+any kind. He left England before Easter for Rome;
+and there (as perhaps he would have wished) he died very suddenly a few
+weeks later. By his own desire his body was brought back to England,
+at great trouble and cost (these <I>post mortem</I> migrations never
+appealed to me), and was laid near his parents' graves in the pretty
+country churchyard of Mickleham, in Surrey. There was a large
+gathering in the pouring rain, Professor Robinson Ellis and I
+representing his many Oxford friends. As his literary executor, I came
+into possession of a great number of curious and interesting letters
+and documents, dealing chiefly with Roman matters and the early days of
+the Ritual movement at Oxford and elsewhere.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Corpus Professor of Latin, old Robinson Ellis, and I saw
+subsequently (perhaps drawn together by the loss of our common friend)
+a good deal of one another. At "meat tea," a meal he dearly loved, we
+used to sit long together, and talk classics, the only subject in which
+he seemed in the least interested. I wish I had noted down all the odd
+bits of erudition with which he used to entertain me. Cicero's last
+words, he said (I cannot imagine on what authority) were "Causa
+causarum, miserere mei!"[<A NAME="chap05fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn12">12</A>] A curious story (perhaps mediæval) of
+Ovid was of how two monks visited his tomb, and in gratitude for the
+noble line&mdash;the best, in his own opinion, that he had ever
+written&mdash;"Virtus est licitis abstinuisse bonis," began reciting Paters
+and Aves for his soul. The poet's spirit, unhappily,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P87"></A>87}</SPAN>
+was
+unappreciative of their charity; and a voice was heard from the tomb
+declaiming the irreverent pentameter: "Nolo Paternoster: carpe, viator,
+iter!" The professor told me that in his opinion the best elegiac
+couplet ever written in English was:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"Three Patagonian apes with their arms extended akimbo:<BR>
+Three on a rock were they&mdash;seedy, but happy withal."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+He said that one of Dr. Johnson's acutest literary criticisms was his
+remark that Tacitus seemed rather to have made notes for a historical
+work than to have written a history. The word "jour," he pointed out
+to me, was derived from "dies" (though every single letter was
+different) through the Italian&mdash;"dies, diurnus, giorno, jour." He
+asked if I could tell him the authorship of the striking couplet&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"Mors mortis! morti mortem nisi morte dedisses,<BR>
+Æternae vitæ janua clausa foret."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+This I was unable to do: on the other hand, I evoked a chuckle
+(whimsical etymologies always pleased him) by telling him how a
+fifteenth-century writer[<A NAME="chap05fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn13">13</A>] had rendered the "Royal Collegiate Church
+of Windsor" into Latin as "Collegium Domini Regis de <I>Ventomorbido</I>!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At the end of Lent Term I spent a few days at Eastbourne, which struck
+me (as the Honourable Mrs. Skewton struck Mr. Dombey) as being
+"perfectly genteel"&mdash;no shops on the front, no minstrels or pierrots or
+cockshys or vulgarity. The hill behind seemed to swarm with schools:
+my host took me to one where he had two sons&mdash;a fine
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P88"></A>88}</SPAN>
+situation,
+capital playgrounds, and the head a pleasant capable-seeming little
+man, who trotted briskly about on his little Chippendale legs, clad in
+knickerbockers, and was as keen on his Aberdeen terriers as on his
+young pupils. I remember at Eastbourne a quite appallingly ugly Town
+Hall, and a surprisingly beautiful fourteenth-century church, I suppose
+the only bit of old Eastbourne left. I went on to Arundel for my usual
+pleasant Easter-tide visit; and after hearing much florid church-music
+there, I enjoyed, on Low Sunday, the well-rendered plain-chant at
+Westminster Cathedral; but I did not enjoy a terrible motett composed
+by an eminent Jew&mdash;the words unintelligible and the music frankly
+pagan. My nephew Kelburn and his wife ran me down one day to Chatham
+in their new motor&mdash;cream-colour lined with crimson, very smart indeed.
+He had been lately posted as first lieutenant to H.M.S. <I>Cochrane</I>, and
+took us all over the great grey monster, vastly interesting. We buzzed
+home through Cobham and Rochester, stopping to look over the grand old
+Norman cathedral. "How strange," observed the simple sailor, looking
+at the sculptured images round the west doorway, "to see all these old
+Roman Catholic saints in a Protestant cathedral!" How I wished some of
+my young Oxford friends had been by to hear him! Our whole drive to
+town was of course redolent of Dickens and "Pickwick"&mdash;to me, but not
+to my modern nephew and niece.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+For the last week of the vacation a friend was bent on taking me to
+Belgium; but great guns were blowing when we reached the coast, so we
+alighted at Dover and stayed there! finding it quite
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P89"></A>89}</SPAN>
+an
+interesting place of sojourn. I was astonished at the antiquity,
+extent, and interest of the Castle, especially of its church, once a
+Roman barrack, and its tower, the ancient Pharos or lighthouse.
+Gilbert Scott and the Royal Engineers between them had done their best
+(or their worst) in the way of "restoration," disjoining the Pharos
+from the main building, and adding an Early English (!) front, windows,
+and door; but it still was, and is, by far the oldest edifice in
+England used for religious worship, and of the greatest antiquarian
+interest.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The event of the summer at Oxford was the installation of our new
+Chancellor, Lord Curzon, who was by no means content, like the Duke of
+Wellington, Lord Salisbury, and others of his not indistinguished
+predecessors, to be quietly inducted into office by the university
+officials at his own country residence. There was a great function at
+the Sheldonian, and a Latin harangue from my lord which was both
+elegant and well delivered, though it was thought by some that his
+emotional reference to his late wife was a little out of place.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Oxford had caught the pageant-fever which was this summer devastating
+England; and a great part of the term was spent (some cynics said
+wasted) in the extensive preparations for our own particular show.
+When they were all but complete, one of the historic "rags" by which
+Christ Church has from time to time distinguished itself broke out, in
+consequence of the House becoming head of the river; and among other
+excesses, some damage was done to the pageant-stands already erected in
+the meadows. A few days after this <I>émeute</I> a description of it, which
+is really too good to be lost,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P90"></A>90}</SPAN>
+appeared in the <I>Corriere della
+Sera</I> of Milan, "telephoned by our London correspondent." I translate
+literally from the Italian:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+Recently the students of Oxford were beaten by those of Cambridge in
+the great annual regatta: the other day they were defeated by the
+sportive group (<I>il gruppo sportivo</I>) of Merton College; finally, they
+allowed themselves to be vanquished by the sportive section (<I>la
+sezione sportiva</I>) of the Society of Christ Church, to whom was
+adjudged the primacy of the Thames. Yesterday, profoundly moved in
+their <I>amore proprio</I>, the students of Oxford permitted themselves to
+proceed to deplorable excesses, even to the point of applying fire to
+the <I>stands</I> erected on the riverside by the rival Societies. They set
+fire also to the tent of the Secretariat of Christ Church, feeding the
+flames with the chairs which they discovered in the vicinity.[<A NAME="chap05fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn14">14</A>]
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I believe that our Oxford pageant (in spite of the wet summer) proved
+financially successful, if not altogether so artistically. A few of
+the scenes were very pretty, especially the earliest (St. Frideswide),
+and also the one representing Charles I. and his family at Oxford. And
+the ecclesiastical and monastic episodes were instructive, if only as
+showing the incompetence of twentieth-century Anglicanism to reproduce
+even the externals&mdash;much more the spirit&mdash;of the Catholicism of old
+England. Even more deplorable was the "comic" scene (written by the
+Chichele professor of modern history!) in which the <I>clarum et
+venerabile nomen</I> of one of Oxford's saintliest sons was dragged in the
+mud: Roger Racon being depicted as a mountebank cheap-jack, hawking
+quack medicines from a
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P91"></A>91}</SPAN>
+motor-bicycle![<A NAME="chap05fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn15">15</A>] My brother, who had
+entertained me at Warwick, came as my guest to witness the Oxford
+effort; and we had the rather interesting experience of viewing it in
+the company of Rudyard Kipling and Mark Twain. They were both pleased
+and interested; but it was impossible to deny that the poetic glamour
+of the Warwick pageant (largely due to the romantic beauty of its
+setting) was almost wholly wanting at Oxford.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of the other pageants which were sprouting up all over the country
+during this summer (unhappily one of the wettest on record), I attended
+only one&mdash;that held at Bury St. Edmunds, which attracted me as being
+mainly concerned with Benedictines. The setting was almost as fine as
+at Warwick&mdash;verdant lawns, big trees and the majestic ruins of our
+famous abbey all "in the picture"; and the "monks," mostly represented
+by blameless curates, were at least presentable, not unkempt
+ragamuffins as at Oxford.[<A NAME="chap05fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn16">16</A>] The appearance of "Abbot Sampson"
+(played, I was told, by a local archdeacon) was grotesque enough: he
+wore throughout a purple chasuble over a black cassock, with a white
+mitre, and strode about brandishing a great wooden crosier! but he
+spoke his lines very well. Everything, however, was spoilt by the
+pitiless rain, which
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P92"></A>92}</SPAN>
+fell unceasingly. A clever black-haired lady
+who played Boadicea (I believe the wife of an Ipswich dentist) had to
+abandon her chariot and horses and appear on foot, splashing through
+several inches of mud; and some of the "early British" matrons and
+maidens sported umbrellas and mackintoshes! I had to leave half-way
+through the performance, chilled to the bone, and firmly convinced that
+open-air drama in England was a snare and a delusion.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mark Twain, whom I have mentioned above, was one of the miscellaneous
+celebrities, including Prince Arthur of Connaught and "General" Booth,
+whom our Chancellor nominated for honorary degrees at his first
+Encænia. I met Mrs. Whitelaw Reid (the American Ambassadress) at
+dinner at Magdalen on Commemoration evening, and lunched with her a few
+days later at Dorchester House. One of the attachés was told off to
+show me the famous "old Masters," about which I found he knew a good
+deal less than I did! The same agreeable young American accompanied me
+a little later to Bradfield, to see the boys play <I>Antigone</I>: a real
+summer's day, for once, and the performance was admirable, especially
+that of the title-rôle, the youth who played the part proving himself a
+genuine tragedian. The comments of a lady just behind us, who was
+profoundly bored most of the time, were amusingly fatuous.[<A NAME="chap05fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn17">17</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P93"></A>93}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was in spiritual charge this term of our Catholic undergraduates
+(fifty or so), their chaplain having gone off on an invalid's holiday,
+and left his flock in my care. I was delighted to have the company
+every week-end of Robert Hugh Benson, who was giving the Sunday
+conferences in our chapel. "Far from being the snake-like gloomy type
+of priest so common in fiction," a weekly paper said of him about this
+time, "Father Benson is a thorough man of the world, liberal, amiable,
+and vivacious." He was, of course, all this and a great deal more; and
+I greatly appreciated the opportunity which these summer weeks afforded
+me of becoming really intimate with him. It was the beginning of a
+genuine friendship, which was only interrupted (not, please God,
+broken) by his premature and lamented death seven years later.[<A NAME="chap05fn18text"></A><A HREF="#chap05fn18">18</A>]
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn1text">1</A>] "Very satisfactory, I think, from an architectural point of view,"
+said the alderman to his colleague, as they surveyed together the
+interior of the new town hall; "but I fear the acoustics are not
+exactly what they ought to be." His companion sniffed several times.
+"Do you think not?" he said. "I don't notice anything myself!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn2text">2</A>] [Greek: Henôsis tes anglichánês chaì tes Orthodóxou Echchlêsías.]
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn3text">3</A>] It was at least a convenient method of disposing of the Pope and
+his claims.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn4text">4</A>] Collaterally, of course: Gregory XIII. (Buoncompagni), 1572-1585;
+and Gregory XV. (Ludovisi), 1621-1623. I interested Don Andrea by
+telling him that Gregory XIII. (reformer of the Julian Calendar and
+builder of the Quirinal) was probably the last Pope officially prayed
+for at Oxford, and that in his own college chapel. Mass certainly
+continued to be celebrated in Merton Chapel well into the Pontificate
+of Gregory XIII.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn5text">5</A>] The possession of the Evil Eye has never been considered
+incompatible with the highest moral excellence. Pius IX., who was
+venerated by his people as a saint, was nevertheless regarded by many
+of them as an undoubted <I>jettatore</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn6text">6</A>] The traditional name given by the Franciscans to their monastic
+schools. But they had, if I remember rightly, sufficient sense of
+humour not to apply it to their Cowley seminary.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn7text">7</A>] Nearly, but not quite, the shortest grace on record. That palm,
+perhaps, belongs to the north country farmer wiping his mouth with the
+back of his hand after a plentiful meal, and ejaculating the single
+word, "Then!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn8text">8</A>] Perhaps for the same reason as was given me by a Christ Church don,
+who rashly prophesied that Wolsey's great hall would never be lighted
+by electricity, as the additional heat given by the gas-jets was
+absolutely essential by way of supplement to the huge fireplaces.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn9text">9</A>] A large assumption; but Swinburne was doubtless better qualified
+than most people to make it. The lines are from <I>Sordello</I> (ed. 1863,
+p. 464).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn10text">10</A>] My own idea, suggested by a proposed memorial to Goschen at Rugby
+school, where James Fergusson had been his school-fellow, was that the
+memory of the latter also should be perpetuated there in some fitting
+manner. I received letters cordially approving this suggestion; but I
+never heard whether it was carried out in the case of either, or both,
+of these distinguished public servants.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn11text">11</A>] Is it necessary to explain that Argus Panoptes, the all-seeing
+guardian of Io, had a hundred eyes, and Briareus, the pugnacious son of
+Earth and Heaven, a hundred arms? Sir Walter's application of these
+myths was distinctly neat.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn12text">12</A>] Authentic or not, I added them to the collection of <I>novissima
+verba</I> of famous men which I had been long compiling. See Appendix.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn13text">13</A>] Clement Maydeston, in his <I>Directorii Defensorium</I> (A.D. 1495).
+"Windsor," of course, means the "winding shore," not the "sick wind!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn14text">14</A>] The truth underlying the last sentence of this delectable report
+is that some of the wilder rioters chucked the Secretary of the
+Pageant's desk (containing all his papers) into the Cherwell; but it
+was rescued so speedily by two of their more sober comrades that no
+harm was done.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn15text">15</A>] This particular episode was really regarded by many people as
+almost an outrage; and an article called "A Blot on the Pageant," which
+I devoted to it in a weekly review, elicited many expressions of
+sympathy and approval in Oxford and elsewhere.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn16text">16</A>] The Master of the Oxford Pageant, to whom I protested emphatically
+against the scandalous caricatures of the Benedictines of Abingdon,
+calmly told me that the British public looked on a monk as a comic kind
+of creature, and would think itself defrauded unless he were so
+represented!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn17text">17</A>] The lines (vv. 824-826):
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Greek: échousa ... tàn phrygian xénan<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tàn, chissòs ôs atenês,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;petraía blasta davasen]<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+seemed to strike the good lady particularly&mdash;the sound, that is, not
+the sense of them. "Kisson&mdash;&mdash;blast her&mdash;d&mdash;n her! Dear me!" she
+remarked; "what language, to be sure! I had no idea that Antigone
+[pronounced <I>Antigoan</I>] was that kind of young person!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap05fn18"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap05fn18text">18</A>] The Rev. R. H. Benson died on October 19, 1914.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap06"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P94"></A>94}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER VI
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1907-1908
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+The opening of the Long Vacation of 1907 was pleasantly signalized for
+us Benedictines by the gratifying successes in the Final Schools of our
+little Hall, which secured two first classes (in "Greats" and History),
+and a second class in Theology. The <I>Oxford Magazine</I> was kind enough
+to point out that this was a remarkable achievement for a Hall
+numbering nine undergraduates, and compared favourably with the
+percentage of honours at any college in the university. I was given to
+understand that my young theologian would also have secured his "first"
+had he not objected to the matter and form of some of the questions set
+him, and declined to answer them!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+This cheerful news sent me in good spirits up to Dumfries for my usual
+week's examinations at the Benedictine convent school there. I found
+almost eighty nuns in residence, including the exiled community of the
+mother house of Arras, whom (the Prioress was eighty-five, and there
+were several old ladies on crutches) the great French Republic had
+driven out of house and home as a "danger to the State!" I had several
+interesting talks with "Madame la Prieure," who had been professed in
+the reign of Louis Philippe, and who bore her cruel
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P95"></A>95}</SPAN>
+uprootal with
+true French (and Christian) resignation and cheerfulness. I do not
+know if the tradition about St. Swithun holds good in Scotland; but
+these days succeeding his festival (July 15) were certainly almost
+continuously wet. One of the French nuns said that in her country
+(Picardy) St. Medard was credited with a similar influence, and quoted
+the lines&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+Quan ploon per San Médar,<BR>
+Ploon quarante jhiours pus tard;<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+and I recalled the Italian distich about St. Bibiana (December 2)&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+Se piove il giorno di Santa Bibiana,<BR>
+Pioverà per quaranta giorni ed una settimana.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I spent a few days at Longridge Towers, Sir Hubert Jerningham's Border
+castle, when my work at Dumfries was finished, and found my host, as
+usual, excellent company, and full of anecdotes, both French and
+English. Speaking of a pilgrimage to the shrine of St. Edmund at
+Pontigny in which he had joined some years before, he said that an
+English newspaper described an open-air benediction given by the
+"Bishops of Estrade and Monte"; the reporters having doubtless been
+informed that the bishops would <I>mount</I> on the <I>platform</I> to give the
+blessing! He showed us a cutting from another English newspaper,
+stating that MM. Navire, Chavire, and Bourrasque had been shipwrecked
+and drowned at sea! Sir Hubert had a complete set of the <I>Revue des
+Deux Mondes</I> in his library; and I hunted up for his delectation a
+passage in which M. Forgues, writing on English clerical life, <I>à
+propos</I> of George Eliot's first book,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P96"></A>96}</SPAN>
+gave an original etymology
+for the word <I>tract</I>. "Il [Rev. Amos Barton] a sa <I>Track Society</I>, qui
+va mettre en Fair toutes les bonnes femmes du pays, enrégimentées pour
+dépister (track) les pauvres hères susceptibles de conversion." The
+same writer rendered the epithet "Gallio-like" (applied by the minister
+to the parishioners of Shepperton) by "pareils à des Français!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Yorkshire, after Northumberland, claimed me for two pleasant
+visits&mdash;the first to the Herries' at Everingham, with its beautiful
+chapel copied from the Maison Carrée at Nîmes, and its famous
+deer-park, one of the oldest in England (so Lord Herries told me), and
+a very different thing, as one of Disraeli's country squires in
+<I>Lothair</I> remarks, from a mere park with deer in it. The weather was
+bright and hot; and it was a pretty sight to see the droves of
+fallow-deer, bucks and does together, clustering for shade under the
+great trees near the house. From Everingham I went on to Bramham,
+where George Lane Fox was spending a happy summer in his old home. He
+took me everywhere, through the lovely gardens laid out by Lenôtre, and
+(in a brougham drawn by an ancient hunter and driven by a stud-groom
+not less ancient) all over the park, and up the noble beech avenue
+called Bingley's Walk. My friend had lost his splendid inheritance for
+conscience' sake; and it was pleasant to see him, in old age and
+enfeebled health, passing happy days, through his nephew's hospitality
+and kindness, at the well-loved home of his boyhood and youth.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was glad to find myself settled for some golden weeks of August and
+September at our abbey among
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P97"></A>97}</SPAN>
+the Highland hills, where we were
+this autumn favoured with almost continuous sunshine. Our many guests
+came and went&mdash;some of them busy city men, enjoying to the full the
+pure air, lovely surroundings, and quiet life in our guest-house, all
+to the accompaniment of chiming bells and chanted psalms. Whether they
+found our "brown Gregorians" as devotional as the sentimentalist of Mr.
+Hichens's novel[<A NAME="chap06fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn1">1</A>] I know not; but anyhow to me our monastic
+plain-chant was restful and pleasant after the odd stuff in the way of
+"church music" which had elsewhere assailed my ears. I confess that
+after our more normal Oxford hours (though I hope we were not sluggards
+at our Hall), I reconciled myself with difficulty to "the hour of our
+uprising" in the monastery. The four o'clock matin-bell had always
+been more or less of a penance to me (as I suppose it was to most of my
+brethren), though I tried to fortify myself with Dr. Johnson's
+argument&mdash;a purely academic one in the case of that lie-abed old
+sage&mdash;that "it is no slight advancement to obtain for so many more
+hours the <I>consciousness of being</I>"; but an American guest of ours, to
+whom I cited this dictum, countered it by a forcibly-expressed opinion
+"on the other side" by one of the most eminent living specialists in
+insanity.[<A NAME="chap06fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn2">2</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P98"></A>98}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One recalls delicious rambles with our brethren or our guests during
+those sunlit autumn days: sometimes among the verdant Glengarry woods,
+sometimes at our outlying "chapel-of-ease," some miles up the most
+beautiful of the glens which run from Central Inverness-shire to the
+sea. A veritable oasis this among the hills, with its green meadows,
+waving pines, and graceful bridge spanning the rushing river; and all
+framing the humble chapel, its eastern wall adorned with a fresco (from
+the brush of one of our artist monks[<A NAME="chap06fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn3">3</A>]) which the little flock&mdash;sadly
+diminished of late years by emigration&mdash;greatly admired and venerated.
+A week-end was sometimes spent pleasantly and not unprofitably at some
+remote shooting-lodge, saying mass for Catholic tenants, and perhaps a
+handful of faithful
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P99"></A>99}</SPAN>
+Highlanders. One such visit I remember this
+autumn at a lodge in Glencarron, a wild wind-swept place, with the
+surrounding hilltops already snow-coated, which Lord Wimborne (for some
+years Lovat's tenant at Beaufort) had recently acquired. Although in
+the heart of the forest, the lodge was but two hundred yards from the
+railway; there was no station, but the train would obligingly stop when
+signalled by the wave of a napkin from the front door! A crofter's cow
+strayed on the line one day of my stay, was, by bad luck, run over by
+one of the infrequent trains, and (as a newspaper report once said of a
+similar mischance) "cut literally into <I>calves</I>."[<A NAME="chap06fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn4">4</A>] The night before
+I left Glencarron, we were all wakened, and some of us not a little
+perturbed, by two very perceptible shocks of earthquake&mdash;a phenomenon
+not unusual in the district. We heard afterwards that at Glenelg, on
+the west coast, the shocks had been more severe, and some damage had
+been done; but, as a witty member of our party remarked, Glenelg might
+have been turned inside out, or upside down, without suffering any
+appreciable change.[<A NAME="chap06fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn5">5</A>] On my way back to Fort Augustus I stayed a day
+at Beaufort to wish <I>bon voyage</I> to Lovat's brother-in-law and sister,
+who were just off
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P100"></A>100}</SPAN>
+to visit another married sister at our Embassy
+in Japan, and (incidentally) to travel round the world. I met on the
+steamer on my way home one of my Wauchope cousins, a spinster lady who
+had gone some time before to live in Rome, and had asked me for letters
+of introduction to "two or three Cardinals." Tired of Rome, she was
+now making for the somewhat different <I>milieu</I> of Rotherhithe, with
+some work of the kind popularly called "slumming" in view.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I visited, on my way south, a married brother at his charming home in
+Berwickshire, where there was much tennis, and pleasant expeditions by
+motor to interesting spots on both sides of the Border. One lovely
+autumn day we spent at Manderston, where our hostess had her brother,
+my lord chancellor of Oxford University, staying with her. The great
+man was very affable, and asked me to go and see him in Michaelmas
+Term, when he would be in residence at the "Judge's Lodgings" in St.
+Giles's. I joined a family gathering at Newhailes, a few days later,
+for the pretty wedding of my niece, Christian Dalrymple&mdash;"a very
+composed bride," remarked one of the reporters present, "as befitted a
+lady who had acted as hostess to the leading lights of the Conservative
+party ever since she left the schoolroom."[<A NAME="chap06fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn6">6</A>] Her uncle, the Bishop of
+Bath and Wells, tied the knot (of course "impressively"), and I was
+glad to find myself at Newhailes in his always pleasant
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P101"></A>101}</SPAN>
+company.
+Driving with him to pay a call or two in the neighbourhood, I amused
+him with an <I>à propos</I> story of the bishop who rode out on a long round
+of leaving-calls, attended by his groom, who was sent into the house,
+before starting, to get some cards. When they reached the last house,
+the order came, "Leave two cards here, James"; and the unexpected reply
+followed: "I can't, my lord; there's only the ace of spades left!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After a few days at Niddrie Marischal, the fascinating old seat of the
+Wauchopes near Edinburgh (General "Andie" Wauchope's widow had lived
+there since her husband's gallant death at Magersfontein), I went to
+Cumbrae to visit Lady Bute at the Garrison, her home on that quaint
+island in the Firth of Clyde. The house, too, was quaint though
+comfortable, built in semi-ecclesiastical Gothic, with a sunk garden in
+front, and a charming moonlight view from my window of the broad Firth,
+with the twinkling lights of the tiny town in the foreground. Millport
+was a favourite "doon-the-water" resort for Glasgow folk on holiday;
+and I had quite a congregation at my Sunday mass in the little chapel
+in the grounds, as well as a considerable catechism-class afterwards.
+Winifred Lady Howard of Glossop, my lady's stepmother, was paying her a
+visit, and as an inveterate globe-trotter (if the word may be
+respectfully applied to an elderly peeress) kept us entertained by
+stories of men and things in many lands. I spent one afternoon at the
+college and "cathedral" of the Isles, the quaint group of buildings,
+redolent of Butterfield and looking like an Oxford college and chapel
+through the wrong end of a telescope, which the sixth Earl of Glasgow
+(my
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P102"></A>102}</SPAN>
+brother-in-law's predecessor) had more or less ruined himself
+in erecting. Provost Ball, whom I found at tea with his sisters,
+received me kindly, and showed me the whole establishment, which looked
+rather derelict and neglected (I fancy there was very little money to
+keep it going); and the college had been closed for some years. Some
+of us crossed the Firth next day in an absurd little cockle of a
+motor-boat (unsuitable, I thought, for those sometimes stormy seas),
+and I was glad to find myself on <I>terra firma</I>, in a comfortable White
+steam-car&mdash;my first experience of that mode of propulsion&mdash;which
+whirled us smoothly and swiftly to Glasgow, in time for me to take the
+night train to London and Oxford.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In university circles I found a certain amount of uneasy trepidation
+owing to the official presence of Lord Curzon. A resident Chancellor
+was a phenomenon unprecedented for centuries, and one unprovided for in
+the traditional university ritual, in which the first place was
+naturally assigned to the Vice-chancellor. There was much talk as to
+when, and in what direction, the new broom would begin to sweep, and
+amusing stories (probably <I>ben trovati</I>) of dignified heads of houses
+being called over the coals at meetings of the Hebdomadal Council.
+Personally the Chancellor made himself very agreeable, entertaining
+everybody who was anybody at his fine old mansion, once the "town
+house" of the Dukes of Marlborough. It was all, perhaps, a little
+Vice-regal for us simple Oxonians, who were not accustomed to write our
+names in a big book when we made an afternoon call, or to be received
+by a secretary or other underling instead of by our host when we went
+out to luncheon or dinner. But it
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P103"></A>103}</SPAN>
+was all rather novel and
+interesting; and in any case the little ripples caused on the surface
+of Oxford society by our Chancellor's sayings and doings soon subsided;
+for, as far as I remember, his term of residence did not exceed a month
+or so altogether. I was kept busy all this autumn term by the
+considerable work I had undertaken (the contribution of nearly eighty
+articles) for the American <I>Catholic Encyclopædia</I>. One of the longest
+was on Cambridge; and I felt on its completion that I knew much more
+about the "sister university" than about my own! Most of my work was
+done in the Bodleian Library; and it was a pleasant and welcome change
+to find oneself installed in the new, well-lighted and comfortable
+reading-room arranged in one of the long picture-galleries, instead of
+(as heretofore) in an obscure and inconvenient corner of Duke
+Humphrey's mediæval chamber. The then Bodley's Librarian was a bit of
+an oddity, and perhaps not an ideal holder of one of the most difficult
+and exacting offices in the university; but he was always kindness
+itself to me, and, whatever his preoccupations, was always ready to put
+at my service his unrivalled knowledge of books and their writers. His
+memory was stored with all kinds of whimsical rhymes: sometimes he
+would stop me in the street, and&mdash;at imminent peril of being run over,
+for he was extraordinarily short-sighted&mdash;would peer in my face through
+his big spectacles, and say, "Did you ever hear of
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&mdash;&mdash;the learned Archdeacon of York,<BR>
+Who <I>would</I> eat his soup with a knife and a fork:<BR>
+A feat which he managed so neatly and cleverly,<BR>
+That they made him the Suffragan Bishop of Beverley!"<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P104"></A>104}</SPAN>
+Or it would be, perhaps, "Listen to this new version of an old
+saw:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+Teach not your parent's mother to extract<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The embryo juices of an egg by suction:<BR>
+The aged lady can the feat enact<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quite irrespective of your kind instruction."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+And before I had time to smile at the quip I would be dragging my
+friend off the roadway on to the pavement to escape the oncoming
+tramcar, bicycle or hansom cab. Sometimes we walked together, usually
+in quest of some relic of antiquity in the neighbourhood, in which he
+would display the most lively interest, though I really believe it was
+all but invisible to his bodily eyes. One such walk was to inspect the
+old lepers' chapel of St. Bartholomew, in the fields near Cowley&mdash;a
+lovely derelict fragment of the ages of faith, which the local Anglican
+clergy had expressed their intention of "restoring to the ancient
+worship." "<I>You</I>," said my friend the librarian, with his ironic
+smile, "will doubtless regard this promise as what our friend Dean
+Burgon would have called 'polished banter,'" the allusion being to a
+phrase in a sermon preached by the future Dean of Chichester at St.
+Mary's at the time when the spread of the so-called "æsthetic movement"
+was causing some concern to sensible people. "These are days," he
+cried, "when we hear men speak, not in polished banter, but in sober
+earnest, of 'living up to their blue china!'" I heard him speak these
+words myself; and recalling that inimitable tone and accent, can
+imagine the impression made by a more memorable utterance from the same
+pulpit, when the new doctrines of Darwin were in the air, and the
+alleged affinity of man with monkey was
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P105"></A>105}</SPAN>
+fluttering orthodox
+dovecotes. "O ye men of science! O ye men of science! leave me my
+ancestors in Paradise, and I will willingly leave you yours in the
+Zoological Gardens!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had the pleasure in November of paying a short visit to the wise and
+good Bishop of Newport, for a church-opening at Cardiff. A profit as
+well as a pleasure, one may hope; for indeed no one could spend any
+time in Dr. Hedley's company without instruction as well as
+edification. We spoke of the late Lord Bute's remarkable philological
+gifts; and I asked the Bishop if he had found his ignorance of Welsh
+any practical hindrance to the work of his diocese. "No," was his
+reply. "Fortunately for me (for I am no Mezzofanti) I find English a
+good enough means of communication with my people, the majority of whom
+are neither Welsh nor English, but Irish." I told him, much to his
+amusement, of the advice once given to an Englishman appointed to a
+Welsh (Anglican) see, as to the proper pronunciation of the Welsh
+double <I>l</I>. "May it please your lordship to place your episcopal
+tongue lightly against your right reverend teeth, and to hiss like a
+goose!" A young Oxford friend of mine whom I met at Cardiff carried me
+thence to Lichfield to stay a night at the Choristers' House of which
+his father was master. It chanced to be "Guy Fawkes Day," and I
+assisted at the fireworks and bonfires of the little singing-boys, who
+(I was rather interested to find) did not associate their celebration
+in the slightest degree with the old "No Popery" tradition. The merry
+evening concluded with some delightful part-singing.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall a week-end at Arundel when term was over: a large and cheerful
+party, and the usual
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P106"></A>106}</SPAN>
+"parlour games" after dinner, including
+dumb-crambo, in which I was almost the only spectator; for everybody
+else was acting, the Duke being a polar bear rolled up in a white
+hearthrug! My customary Christmas was spent at Beaufort, in a
+much-diminished family circle. Lord Lovat was on his way home from
+South Africa, one brother absent on a sporting tour in Abyssinia,
+another gold-mining in Rhodesia; his second sister with her husband in
+Japan, and two others still <I>en voyage</I> round the world. Some
+schoolboy nephews, however, and their young sisters, were a cheerful
+element in our little party, and there was a great deal of golf, good,
+bad, and indifferent, on the not exactly first-class course recently
+laid out in the park.[<A NAME="chap06fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn7">7</A>] I had to go south soon after New Year, to tie
+the knot and preach the wedding sermon at a marriage in Spanish Place
+Church.[<A NAME="chap06fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn8">8</A>] A thoroughly Scottish function it was, with Gordon
+Highlander sergeants lining the long nave, the bridegroom's kilted
+brother-officers forming a triumphal arch with their claymores, and a
+big gathering of friends from the north afterwards at the Duchess of
+Roxburghe's pretty house in Grosvenor Street. I attended next evening
+at our Westminster dining-club, and heard
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P107"></A>107}</SPAN>
+Father Maturin read a
+clever, if not quite convincing paper, on "The Broad and Narrow Mind,"
+some of his paradoxes provoking a lively subsequent discussion which I
+found very interesting. I had a stimulating neighbour in Baron Anatole
+von Hügel.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The opening of the Lent Term of 1908 at Oxford was dreary enough, with
+a succession of the dense white fogs which only the Thames valley
+generates in perfection. It is not cheering to come down morning after
+morning to find what looks like a huge bale of dirty cotton-wool piled
+up against one's window-panes; and the news at this time was as
+depressing as the weather. We heard early in February of the brutal
+murder of the King and Crown Prince of Portugal, before the eyes of
+wife and mother; and I was saddened in the same month by the death of
+an exemplary member of our community at Fort Augustus, though that had
+been long expected. I was myself on the sick-list, and recall little
+of interest during these weeks, except a most excellent lecture&mdash;of
+course on boy scouts&mdash;given by General Baden-Powell, which I only
+wished could have been heard, not by dons, ladies, and undergraduates,
+but by the cigarette-slobbering, street-corner-loafing lads who were, I
+think, more in evidence at Oxford than anywhere else. Early in March I
+was in London, for the wedding of my old pupil, Charles Vaughan of
+Courtfield, to the pretty niece of the Duke of Newcastle. I got to
+Westminster Cathedral an hour before the appointed time: the
+chapter-mass was being celebrated, and waves of sonorous plain-song
+floating about the great misty domes overhead. After the ceremony I
+joined the wedding guests at the Ritz for a short time, and, amid the
+<I>frou-frou</I>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P108"></A>108}</SPAN>
+and <I>va-et-vient</I> of all the smart people, managed to
+impart to a few intimate friends the news that I was going into
+hospital in a few days, with no very certain prospect of coming out
+alive!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The next fortnight or so was of course taken up with inevitable
+worries&mdash;giving up work for an indefinite period, resigning for a time
+(it turned out to be for good) the mastership of my Hall, and finding a
+<I>locum tenens</I> letter-writing to a host of inquiring friends, and all
+this when physically fit to do nothing. I spent the last days of
+freedom at Arundel, receiving from the good people there every possible
+kindness; and on March 18, under the patronage of the Archangel Gabriel
+(saint of the day), betook myself to my nursing home in Mandeville
+Street. Nurses (mine were most kind and devoted), surgeons and
+anæsthetists soon got to work; and for a time at least (in the almost
+classic words of Bret Harte) "the subsequent proceedings interested me
+no more."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A critical operation, followed by a slow and difficult convalescence,
+ranks, of course, among the deeper experiences of a man's life. "We
+were all anxious," said an Oxford friend some weeks later, a good old
+chemist whom I had known for years; "for we heard that you were passing
+through very deep waters." The expression was an apt one; and I
+suppose no one rises from such waters quite the same man as he was
+before. This is not the place to dwell on such thoughts; but one
+reflection which occurs to me is that in such a time as I am now
+recalling one realizes, as perhaps one had never done before, how many
+kind people there are in the world, and appreciates what true
+friendship is. During
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P109"></A>109}</SPAN>
+my long stay in hospital my nearest
+relations chanced to be greatly scattered, some of them in very remote
+parts of the world. This made me all the more grateful for the
+extraordinary kindness and attention I received, not only from approved
+friends, but from many others whom I had hardly ventured to count as
+such. I remember a little later compiling a kind of <I>libro d'oro</I>,
+with a list of the names of all who had been good to me in word or deed
+during those weary weeks. Some of them I have hardly ever seen since:
+many have passed beyond the sphere of one's gratitude here on earth;
+but I still sometimes con my list, and thank the dead as well as the
+living for what they did for me then.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I remember my first drive&mdash;round Regent's Park, on a perfect May day,
+in the steam-car of which I have already spoken; and very tiring I
+found it. After a lazy fortnight at St. John's Lodge, and daily
+trundles in a Bath chair among the gay flower-beds of the park, I was
+able to get down into the country; and after a sojourn with Lady
+Encombe and her two jolly little boys near Rickmansworth (a wonderfully
+rural spot, considering its nearness to London), I made my way to
+Arundel, where it was pleasant to meet the Herries's and other kind
+friends. The great excitement there was the hoped-for advent of a son
+and heir, who made a punctual and welcome appearance before the end of
+the month, and was received, of course, with public and private
+jubilations in which I was happy to be able to participate. After this
+I paid quite a long visit to my soldier brother at Kneller Court, the
+pretty place near Fareham which he was occupying while commanding the
+Artillery in that district. There were plenty of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P110"></A>110}</SPAN>
+pleasant
+neighbours, who treated me to pleasant motor-drives through a charming
+country little known to me; and the elm-shaded hall (I believe Sir
+Godfrey Kneller had really lived there once), with its gay old garden
+and excellent tennis-lawn, was a popular resort for young officers from
+Portsmouth and elsewhere, who dropped in almost daily to luncheon, tea,
+or dinner, and doubtless found the society of a kind hostess and her
+two pretty daughters a welcome diversion from their naval and military
+duties. One June day we spent in Portsmouth, lunching with Sir Arthur
+and Lady Fanshawe at Admiralty House, a big, cool roomy mansion like a
+French château, full of fine old portraits. We went out afterwards on
+the flag-captain's launch to see the <I>Victory</I>, a visit full of
+interest, though I was unequal to climbing the companions connecting
+the five decks. A man whom I sat next at tea in the Admiral's garden
+said he was connected with the Patent Office (I do not think he was
+actually Comptroller-General, but he was something high up in that
+rather mysterious department of the Civil Service), and told me some
+entertaining yarns about early patents and monopolies.[<A NAME="chap06fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn9">9</A>] One was
+granted in 1618 to two men called Atkinson and Morgan, "to find out
+things in monasteries!" Another man, about the same time, secured the
+exclusive right of importing lobsters, which had hitherto cost a penny;
+but the patentee bought them out at sea from Dutch fishermen, and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P111"></A>111}</SPAN>
+sold them at threepence. In Charles I.'s reign a "doctour in phisick"
+called Grant got a patent for a "fishe-call, or looking-glass for
+fishes in the sea, very useful for fishermen to call all manner of
+fishes to their netts, seins, or hooks." In the same reign it was made
+compulsory to bury the dead in woollen in order to encourage the wool
+manufacture; and ten years later Widow Amy Potter got a (rather
+gruesome) patent for the elegant woollen costume she devised for this
+purpose.[<A NAME="chap06fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn10">10</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went from Kneller to spend a breezy week at Brighton with Captain
+Frank Grissell, to whom his brother, my old Oxford friend, had left
+practically all his possessions and collections, and who had just
+purchased a pretty villa in Preston Park in which to house them. No
+brothers were ever more dissimilar or more devoted than Hartwell, whose
+whole interests in life had been ecclesiastical and Roman, and his
+brother Frank, ex-cavalry officer, to whom horses and hunting, racing
+and coaching, were the salt of life. He had arranged his brother's
+miscellaneous treasures, in one or two spacious rooms, with great care
+and pains; and it was a curious experience to pass out of an atmosphere
+and environment of religious paintings, Roman bookbindings, panels from
+cardinals' coaches, Papal coins and medals, Italian ecclesiological
+literature, and what the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P112"></A>112}</SPAN>
+French call <I>objets de piété</I> of every
+description, to the ex-lancer's own cheerful living-rooms: the walls
+hung with pictures of hunters, steeplechasers, coaching and sporting
+scenes; stuffed heads, tiger-skins, and other trophies of the chase
+everywhere about, and the windows looking out on a pretty garden, in
+the improvement and cultivation of which the owner was promising
+himself unfailing interest and occupation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Doctor Brighton" (was not this affectionate sobriquet the invention of
+Thackeray?) did much for the restoration of my health and strength; and
+I was able to get to Oxford before the end of summer term, to spend a
+fortnight with kind Monsignor Kennard at his charming old house in St.
+Aldate's, where I had a room so close to Tom Tower that the "Great Bell
+of Tom" sounded as if it were tolling at my bedside![<A NAME="chap06fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap06fn11">11</A>] In his pretty
+chapel (of which the open roof was said to be a relic of Oseney Abbey),
+I had the happiness, on Trinity Sunday, of celebrating Mass for the
+first time for more than three months&mdash;a greatly-appreciated privilege.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn1text">1</A>] "A brown Gregorian is so devotional.... Gregorians are obviously
+of a rich and sombre brown, just as a Salvation Army hymn is a violent
+magenta."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn2text">2</A>] Dr. Selden Talcott, of the State Asylum, Middleton, New York;
+according to whom early rising is the most prolific cause of madness.
+"A peremptory command to get up, when one's sleep is as yet unfinished,
+is a command which grinds the soul, curdles the blood, swells the
+spleen, destroys all good intentions, and disturbs all day the mental
+activities, just as the tornado disturbs and levels with advancing ruin
+the forest of mighty pines.... The free and lazy savage gets up when
+he feels ready, and rarely or never becomes insane." Dr. Talcott
+quotes the percentage of lunacy among country people as compared with
+professional men. The latter, almost without exception, get up
+comparatively late, whereas our manual labourers all leave their beds
+long before they should. "The early morning hours, when everything is
+still, are peculiarly fitted for sleep; and it is a <I>gross violation of
+Nature's laws</I> to tear human brains out of the sound rest they enjoy at
+this time." A weighty utterance, no doubt: still, it is but fair to
+point out that among monks, who perhaps, as a class, get up earlier
+than any men living, the number of those whose good intentions are
+destroyed and mental activities disturbed, and who finally become
+lunatics, is really not alarmingly large.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn3text">3</A>] Dom Paulinus Gorwood, who had been a choirboy at Beverley Minster,
+and draughtsman in a great shipbuilding yard, and had studied religious
+art in the famous Beuron Benedictine school at Prague. He had industry
+as well as talent; and there were specimens of his handiwork in places
+as remote from one another as the Highland Catholic Church at Beauly,
+and the college chapel at St. Augustine's Abbey, Ramsgate.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn4text">4</A>] This printer's feat somehow reminds me of the statement in an
+Edinburgh paper that a certain eminent tenor, who had had a bad fall
+alighting from the train, was nevertheless "able to appear that evening
+at the concert in several pieces." But the funniest printer's slip
+which I remember in connection with trains was an announcement in a
+Hampshire newspaper that "The Express Engine was seriously indisposed,
+and confined to bed." The distinguished invalid was really the Empress
+Eugénie!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn5text">5</A>] The word Glenelg is, of course, a palindrome, reading backwards and
+forwards alike.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn6text">6</A>] Randolph Churchill, Joseph Chamberlain, and Arthur Balfour were
+only a few among the political magnates who had enjoyed my
+brother-in-law's hospitality in the fine old Georgian mansion where
+Lord Hailes had entertained Dr. Johnson. Newhailes was, of course, a
+very convenient "jumping-off" place for meetings in the Scottish
+metropolis.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn7text">7</A>] About as good, perhaps, as a certain English nine-hole course over
+which the secretary invited (partly by way of advertising his club) a
+famous golfer to play. "Well, what do you think of our course?" asked
+the secretary with some trepidation when the game was over. "Oh well,
+it might be worse," was the great man's answer. "How do you mean
+exactly, might be worse?" "Well," said the eminent golfer, "there
+might be eighteen holes!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn8text">8</A>] That of Alister Gordon, of the Gordon Highlanders, to a sister of
+Charles Edmonstoune-Cranstoun, an old pupil of mine. The bridegroom
+was a fine soldier, became Brigadier-General in the European War, and
+fell gallantly at Ypres in July, 1917.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn9text">9</A>] My well-informed friend told me, if I remember right, that statutes
+having been passed in more recent times, limiting the grant of patents
+to actual new inventions, scientific or otherwise, nothing so amusing
+as the instances he quoted were to be found in their modern records.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn10text">10</A>] Not more gruesome, perhaps, than an exhibition organized at
+Stafford House, in my young days about London, by Anne Duchess of
+Sutherland, of <I>wicker-work coffins</I>. They were spread about the
+garden, where tea was likewise provided; and a dapper and smiling young
+man (I suppose the patentee) was in attendance to point out the
+advantages&mdash;sanitary, economic, and æsthetic&mdash;of his invention to the
+Duchess's interested guests.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap06fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap06fn11text">11</A>] I could not claim the concession (I believe unique) granted to an
+old Captain De Moleyns, who lived&mdash;and died&mdash;close to Christ Church,
+and during whose last days the immemorial ringing of "Tom" was
+suspended. He was a man of very advanced age, and used to tell how as
+a little boy he was rowed across Plymouth Harbour to see Napoleon
+standing on the deck of the <I>Bellerophon</I>!
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap07"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P113"></A>113}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER VII
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1908
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+I passed the closing days of the summer term of 1908 very pleasantly at
+Oxford, receiving many kindnesses from old friends, mingled with
+expressions of regret that my official connection with the university
+was approaching its close. I recall an interesting dinner-party at
+Black Hall, the Morrells' delightful old house in St. Giles's, where my
+neighbour was Miss Rhoda Broughton, at that time resident near Oxford.
+We talked, of course, of her novels; and the pleasant-faced,
+grey-haired lady was amused to hear that my sisters were not allowed to
+read <I>Cometh Up as a Flower</I>, and <I>Red as a Rose is She</I>[<A NAME="chap07fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn1">1</A>] (considered
+strong literary food in the early 'seventies), until they "came out."
+Mrs. Temple, the archbishop's widow, was also a fellow-guest: she had
+taken a house in Oxford, close to "dear Keble"; but said that the noise
+and uproar emanating at night from the college of "low living and high
+thinking" was so great that she thought she would have to move. A
+member of the lately-established
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P114"></A>114}</SPAN>
+Faculty, or Institute, of
+Forestry, who was of our party, told us some "things not generally
+known" about trees, which I noted down. The biggest tree known in the
+world was, he said, not in America (what a relief!), but the great
+chestnut at the foot of Mount Etna, called the Chestnut of a Hundred
+Horses, with a trunk over 200 ft. round, and a hole through it through
+which two carriages can drive abreast. The biggest orange-tree known
+was, said our oracle, in Terre Bonne, Louisiana: 50 ft. high, 15 ft.
+round at base, and yielding 10,000 oranges annually. Finally, the most
+valuable tree in existence was the plane-tree in Wood Street, in the
+City, occupying a space worth, if rented, £300 a year&mdash;a capital value
+of £9,000 or thereabouts. All these facts I thought curious.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Term over, I stayed for a little time with a sister in Kensington Gore,
+very handy for Kensington Gardens, where I sat an hour or two every
+morning enjoying the fresh air and verdure of that most charming of
+"London's lungs," and surrounded by frolicking children, including my
+small nephew. One of his little playfellows, a grandson of Lord
+Portman, suddenly disappeared from the gay scene; I inquired where he
+was, and was told that he had gone for a rest-cure. "Great heavens!" I
+said, "a child of three!&mdash;but why, and where?"&mdash;"Oh," was the reply,
+"Master Portman was taking too much notice of the busses and motor-cars
+and such-like, and wouldn't go to sleep; so he is taking a rest-cure in
+his nursery at the top of the house, looking over the chimney-pots!"
+The modern child! but then I do not of course profess to understand
+infants and their ways and needs.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P115"></A>115}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The White City, with its Irish village, and a notable exhibition of
+French and English pictures, was a great attraction this summer. A
+kind cousin motored me thither once or twice; and I met a little later
+at her house some pleasant Italian cavalry officers, smart in their
+Eton blue uniforms, who were going to jump at the horse-show at
+Olympia. I went, at their urgent invitation, to see their performance,
+and was both interested and impressed. As an exhibition of the art of
+show-jumping it seemed to me unsurpassable. The horse answered the
+very slightest movement of the leg or body of its rider, who, as he
+rose to each leap, was so perfectly pivoted on the insides of his knees
+that his balance remained absolutely unaffected. The French
+competitors combined pace and dash with their excellent horsemanship;
+and the finest horses were certainly those ridden by the English. But
+the cool, quiet, scientific, deliberate riding of the Italians, trained
+in the finest school in the world, made all their rivals seem, somehow,
+a little rough and flurried and amateurish; and they gained, as they
+undoubtedly deserved, the chief honours of the show.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The heat in July was great; and I was so depressed, visiting the great
+National Rose Show in the Botanic Gardens, by the spectacle of 100,000
+once lovely blossoms hopelessly wilted and shrivelled, that I fled from
+London to a brother's shady river-side home near Shepperton. It was
+reposeful under the big elms overhanging his garden, to watch the
+boat-laden Thames gliding past; and another pleasure which I enjoyed
+whilst there was a quite admirable organ-recital given at a
+neighbouring church&mdash;Littleton, I think it was. The kind rector showed
+us round
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P116"></A>116}</SPAN>
+and gave us tea; and the sight of the many tattered
+regimental colours (Grenadier Guards and others) hanging on the church
+walls drew down upon him the following lines, which I sent him next day
+in acknowledgment of his courtesy:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+THE COLOURS<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+(Hung in churches: no longer [1908] taken into action.)<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+That rent is Talavera; that patch is Inkerman:<BR>
+A hundred times in a hundred climes the battle round them ran.<BR>
+But that is an ended chapter&mdash;they will not go to-day:<BR>
+Hang them above as a link of love, where the people come to pray.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+<SPAN STYLE="letter-spacing: 4em">*****</SPAN><BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+Perhaps when all is quiet, and the moon looks through the pane,<BR>
+Under that shred the splendid dead are marshalled once again,<BR>
+And hear the guns in the desert, and see the lines on the hill,<BR>
+And follow the steel of the lance, and feel that England is<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;England still.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I found it very little cooler in Yorkshire than in London; but there
+were noble trees and welcome shade in the beautiful park of Langdon,
+near Northallerton, where I spent some July days, in an atmosphere a
+thought too equine for my taste; however, my kind hosts (the Fifes)
+were as fond of their flowers as of their horses, and were busy adding
+wildernesses and rockeries and other informal beauty-spots to the
+formal gardens of their new home, which they had recently bought from
+Lord Teignmouth. I was driven over one day to see the Hospital of St.
+John of God at Scorton, where a hundred inmates, all crippled or
+disabled, were tended with admirable care and devotion by a religious
+brotherhood. A local clergyman, I remember, dined with us that evening
+at Langdon&mdash;a man whose mission, or hobby, seemed to be to collect and
+retail such odd and out-of-the-way facts as one finds in the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P117"></A>117}</SPAN>
+statistical column of <I>Tit-Bits</I>. In the course of the evening he
+informed us (1) that a pound of thread spun by a silkworm will make a
+thread 600 miles long; (2) that there are in the skin of the average
+man 2,304,000 pores; and (3) that about 30,000 snails are eaten every
+day in the city of Paris. What one feels about such facts, dumped down
+on one promiscuously, is that they do not lead anywhere, or afford any
+kind of opening for rational conversation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had rather hoped to escape the burden of my Oxford Local Examination
+work this summer; but as it was apparently difficult to replace me, I
+went up to Dumfries for my usual week in July. Our Convent-school
+being the only centre in the district for these examinations, there
+were, as usual, several candidates from outside. Among them were two
+pairs of Protestant sisters (Wedderburn-Maxwells and Goldie-Scotts),
+whose mamma and governess respectively sat all day in the corridor
+outside the big schoolroom, keeping watch and ward, it was understood,
+against the danger of their children being "got at" between the papers
+by the nuns&mdash;or possibly the Benedictine examiner!&mdash;and influenced in
+the direction of Popery. Our children were much amused by the way in
+which these little girls were whisked away, during the intervals, from
+any possible contact with their "Roman" fellow-candidates; but the
+little girls themselves looked somewhat disconsolate, having perhaps
+had pleasant anticipations of games, between examination-hours, in the
+well-equipped playground of the school.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The kind abbot of Fort Augustus would not let me return to the
+monastery, as I had expected to do when my Dumfries work was over, but
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P118"></A>118}</SPAN>
+suggested instead some further rest (for I was still far from
+robust) with my own people in the west of Scotland. I spent a few
+pleasant days first at Mountstuart, and was rather amused on the first
+of August (the end of the "close season" for small birds) to see my
+young host sally forth&mdash;a sailor, an architect, and an artist in his
+wake&mdash;on a shooting-expedition, with as much ceremony and preparation
+as if it had been the Twelfth![<A NAME="chap07fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn2">2</A>] We motored out after them, and
+lunched on one of the highest points of the island; drinking in, as we
+ate our Irish stew, an entrancing prospect of the blue Firth, the long
+sinuous Ayrshire coast, and the lofty serrated peaks of Arran. From
+Bute I went on to Dunskey, a place full to me always&mdash;even under its
+new, altered, and improved conditions&mdash;of a hundred happy memories.
+There was an <I>al fresco</I> entertainment&mdash;tea, music, and dancing on the
+lawn&mdash;given by my niece to the tenants and their families one
+afternoon; and I (mindful of old days) was happy to watch her and her
+boy, the little heir, welcoming their guests. Some of their names,
+Thorburns, Withers and MacWilliams, recalled the past; and they greeted
+me with the friendly simple cordiality characteristic of Galloway folk.
+One of our house-party had just arrived (by yacht) from the Isle of
+Man, where he had been staying for some weeks. He had stories of the
+quaint customs of the Men of Man, and wrote down for me the oath
+administered in their courts.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P119"></A>119}</SPAN>
+The closing simile is delightfully
+unconventional:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+By this book, and by the holy contents thereof, and by the wonderful
+works that God has miraculously wrought in heaven above and in the
+earth beneath in six days and seven nights, I do swear that I will,
+without respect of favour or friendship, love or gain, consanguinity or
+affinity, execute the laws of this isle, and between party and party as
+indifferently as the herring's backbone doth lie in the middle of the
+fish.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+At Blairquhan I found a large party assembling for August 12: naval
+cronies of my sailor brother (including the captain of H.M.S.
+<I>Britannia</I>), the master of the Whaddon Chase Hunt, Selby Lowndes, with
+his wife and daughter, and other pleasant people. Shooting, dancing,
+bridge and golf filled up their days agreeably enough. I essayed the
+last-named sport, but was mortified to find myself still as weak as a
+kitten. The weather was glorious, but my brother complained that the
+long drought had left not a fruit in the garden; whereupon I suggested
+the substitute mentioned by Captain Topham in his <I>Letters from
+Edinburgh</I> a century and a half ago:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+The little variety of fruit which this climate brings to perfection is
+the cause that the inhabitants set anything on their tables, after
+dinner, that has the appearance of it; and I have often observed at the
+houses of principal people a dish of small turnips, which they call
+neeps, introduced in the dessert, and ate with as much avidity as if
+they had been fruit of the first perfection.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+The perfect summer weather accompanied me north to Beaufort, which was
+doubly fortunate, as a great party was gathered there for a gigantic
+bazaar, organized by one of the daughters of the house to raise funds
+for a county sanatorium for consumption, in which she was greatly
+interested. The difficulty of attracting <I>men</I> to a show of the kind,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P120"></A>120}</SPAN>
+especially in the shooting season, was cleverly met by including
+among the attractions a novel and unique exhibition of stags' heads,
+lent from all the great Highland forests. The interest of this drew
+sportsmen from far and near to Beaufort, where a notable company was
+assembled, including the whole Lovat family, most of the Chiefs of
+clans and their wives, and, last not least, Ranguia, a genuine
+chieftain from New Zealand, clad in what was understood to be his
+native dress, and gifted with an astonishing voice (<I>tenore
+robustissimo</I>), in which he sang Maori songs of love and war in the
+great gallery at intervals during the two days of the bazaar. The most
+charming of British Duchesses opened the proceedings with a speech of
+enticing eloquence: sales were brisk, the weather perfect, and the
+attendance enormous; and the profits, if I remember right, were
+something like £4,000, so that the affair was altogether a success. We
+recreated ourselves, after these fatiguing days, by a pleasant motor
+drive to Oromarty, to see the splendid fleet (the Fifth Cruiser
+Squadron (and some battleships of the Home Fleet) mustered in the
+Firth. We went all over the <I>Dreadnought</I>, and drank tea on Kelburn's
+ship, the <I>Cochrane</I>, burst a tyre on our way home and took refuge at
+Balnagowan, where Lady Ross gave us dinner and sang to us perfectly
+delightfully: a full and interesting day.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Ampleforth Abbey having now Masters of Arts of its own qualified to
+take over the Mastership of its Oxford Hall, I took the occasion of my
+enforced temporary retirement to resign the office which I had held for
+nearly ten years. The inevitable regrets were tempered by the kind
+tributes I received
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P121"></A>121}</SPAN>
+both from Ampleforth and from the
+Vice-chancellor of the University; and also by my friend Mgr. Kennard's
+urgent invitation (which I was authorized to accept) that I should
+return to Oxford for a time as his guest and assistant-chaplain. This
+settled, I went south to visit the Loudouns at Loudoun Castle,
+cheerfully repainted and decorated in honour of the arrival of the
+family pictures, an accession to Loudoun since his brother Paulyn
+Hastings' death. At Woodburn, whither I went from Loudoun, I found
+Philip Kerr at home from Johannesburg (where he was, I think, Secretary
+to the High Commissioner)&mdash;looking as young as ever, the cynosure of
+his adoring family and of a circle of admiring friends, one or two of
+whom (I think old schoolfellows at Edgbaston) were staying at Woodburn.
+The talk turned, as so often in this house, on Newman and the Oratory;
+and Lord Ralph Kerr read a striking passage written by Coventry
+Patmore[<A NAME="chap07fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn3">3</A>] soon after the great Cardinal's death:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+The steam-hammer of that intellect which could be so delicately
+adjusted to its task as to be capable of either crushing a Hume or
+cracking a Kingsley is no longer at work: that tongue which had the
+weight of a hatchet and the edge of a razor is silent.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I recalled a characteristic sentence or two (half jest, half earnest),
+from one of Bishop Samuel Wilberforce's letters to Mrs. Sarjent:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+Newman was at Ryder's, but I thought it best not to see him. I heard
+that unmistakable voice like a volcano's roar, tamed into the softness
+of the flute-stop, and got a glimpse (may I say it to you?) of the
+serpentine form through an open door&mdash;the Father Superior!
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P122"></A>122}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In lighter vein Philip told us some odd Johannesburg stories. One was
+of a man who had arrived there some years before with absolutely no
+assets except a tin of condensed milk and a needle. He spread a report
+that smallpox was on its way through the country, gave out that he was
+a surgeon, and vaccinated the entire community with his needle and
+condensed milk, at 5<I>s.</I> a head! From this beginning he rose to be a
+wealthy capitalist, with the monopoly of selling liquor within the
+precincts of the Johannesburg Stock Exchange.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Woodburn was admirably handy for the Edinburgh libraries, in which I
+put in several days' work (much belated during my illness) for the
+<I>Encyclopædia</I>. September I spent happily at St. Andrews, where my
+friend and host George Angus, though now a good deal of an invalid, was
+as kind and pleasant as ever. We had talks on heraldry, a favourite
+subject with us both; and I remember his rubbing his hands with delight
+on reading (on the authority of Juliana Berners, prioress of Sopewell),
+that the four Evangelists were "gentlemen come by the right line of
+that worthy conqueror Judas Maccabæus"; and also that the Four Latin
+Doctors, Jerome, Ambrose, Augustine, and Gregory, were gentlemen of
+blood and coat-armour."[<A NAME="chap07fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn4">4</A>] I copied from one of his early heraldic
+books the arms anciently assigned to:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block" STYLE="margin-left: 5%; text-indent: 5%">
+<I>Adam</I> (before the Fall)&mdash;a shield gules, whereon a shield argent borne
+on an escutcheon of pretence [arms of <I>Eve</I>, she being an heiress].
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block" STYLE="margin-left: 5%; text-indent: 5%">
+<I>Do.</I> (after the Fall)&mdash;paly tranché, divided every way, and tinctured
+of every colour.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P123"></A>123}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block" STYLE="margin-left: 5%; text-indent: 5%">
+<I>Joseph</I>&mdash;chequy, sable and argent.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block" STYLE="margin-left: 5%; text-indent: 5%">
+<I>David</I>&mdash;argent a harp or.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block" STYLE="margin-left: 5%; text-indent: 5%">
+<I>Gideon</I>&mdash;sable, a fleece argent, a chief azure gutté d'eau.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block" STYLE="margin-left: 5%; text-indent: 5%">
+<I>Samson</I>&mdash;gules, a lion couchant or, within an orle argent, sémé of
+bees sable.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I saw something at St. Andrews of another old acquaintance, Jock
+Dalrymple, now Stair, who had some little time before succeeded his
+father (the kind old friend of my youth), and had grown grey, portly,
+and rather solemn since coming into his kingdom. He was Captain of the
+Royal and Ancient this year; and although he boasted of "hating
+politics," and would not trouble to vote in Parliament on the most
+vital Imperial question, would sit for hours in the chair at a club
+meeting, discussing the minutiae of golfing rules with a zest and
+patience that never failed. Men are curiously made!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went, while at St. Andrews, to spend a weekend with the Fairlies at
+their neighbouring castle of Myres (set in the most enchanting old
+Scottish garden), and said mass in a billiard-room converted by my
+friend into a decorous chapel, just as had been done by Bishop Hedley
+in his episcopal villa near Cardiff. I noticed with interest the mace
+sculptured on one of the angular turrets. Thereby hung a tale&mdash;and a
+grievance; and my host told me how the presentation of a macership in
+the Court of Session went with the ownership of Myres, i.e. of the
+castle, as he maintained. But though he had bought the castle, my Lord
+Bute had bought the estate (marching with his lands of Falkland); and
+<I>his</I> contention was that the estate, not the castle, carried with it
+the macership.[<A NAME="chap07fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn5">5</A>] <I>Hinc illæ lacrymæ</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P124"></A>124}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I left St. Andrews early on a bright autumn morning, my kind old
+friend, who had insisted on getting up to serve my mass, waving me
+good-bye under his hospitable porch&mdash;a last good-bye it proved to be,
+for I never saw him again.[<A NAME="chap07fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn6">6</A>] Before going south I spent a few days at
+Aberdeen, having some business with our good bishop. I stayed with
+Malcolm Hay of Seaton (one of my very few Catholic relations) at his
+pretty old place on Donside. From the windows one looked across the
+river, and up a wooded brae, to the venerable towers of St. Machar's
+Cathedral. Malcolm motored me one day to Blairs College; I had not
+before seen the new buildings and church of our Scottish seminary,
+quite an imposing pile as viewed from the much-frequented Deeside road.
+We found the Archbishop of St. Andrews (Mgr. Smith) at tea with the
+Rector and his professorial staff, who were all most kind and civil. I
+heard here of the elevation of the eminent advocate, Campbell of
+Skerrington, to the Scottish Bench&mdash;the first Catholic Lord of Session
+for generations, if not centuries.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was due in Oxford before the opening of the autumn term, in view of
+my prospective "flitting" from our Benedictine Hall; but I first
+fulfilled a long
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P125"></A>125}</SPAN>
+overdue engagement to pay a visit to some French
+friends (the Marquis de Franquetot and his wife) in Picardy. Their
+pretty château, embowered in big chestnut-trees, was some ten miles
+from Boulogne, and we drove thither on Sunday to high mass at St.
+Nicholas-in-the-Market, as my host wanted me to hear the French
+Bishops' joint pastoral (the first they had been permitted to issue for
+a great number of years) on Christian education. M. de Franquetot said
+it had been prepared under the roof of my old friend Lady Sophia
+Palmer, Comtesse de Franqueville, who, with her excellent husband, had
+entertained the whole hierarchy for a week at their beautiful hôtel in
+the Bois de Boulogne. The congregation at St. Nicholas was very large
+and devout, comprising, as I was pleased to observe,[<A NAME="chap07fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn7">7</A>] many men of all
+ranks and ages; and the long pastoral, addressed "aux pères et mères de
+famille," and interspersed with admirable comments from the good curé,
+was listened to with close attention, and approval, which the "pères de
+famille" occasionally showed by thumping the floor with sticks or
+umbrellas, and muttering&mdash;not always <I>sotto voce</I>&mdash;"Très bien
+dit,"&mdash;"ils ont bien raison," and so on. I was very glad to have been
+present. Boulogne seemed full of British trippers; and I was amused,
+as we drove along the sea-front, to see the number of unmistakably
+French eating-houses which labelled themselves by such enticing titles
+as the "Royal English Chop
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P126"></A>126}</SPAN>
+House" and the "Margate Bar." Some,
+more accommodating still, announced in their windows that "Messrs. the
+Britannic tourists who arrive furnished with their own provisions may
+eat them here gratuitously." Could the <I>Entente</I> go further? I had
+hardly seen the pleasant town since I had lived for a year in its
+environs with my family as a little boy; and the narrow bustling
+streets looked to me much as they used to under the Empire, when my
+father would point out to us the gallant Chasseurs d'Afrique swaggering
+along&mdash;"the finest soldiers in the world, sir&mdash;fought beside us in the
+Crimea,"&mdash;six short years before the <I>débâcle</I> of 1870. We passed
+through Pont-de-Brique, and asked for the Château Neuf, the big
+rambling house in an unkempt garden which had been our home; but no one
+could point it out to us.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My French visit was brought to an agreeable close by a trip across the
+Channel ("Why do you call it the <I>English</I> Channel, you others?" my
+hostess asked me; "to us it is only La Manche!") in a beautiful
+schooner yacht belonging to a friend of the de Franquetots. We scudded
+along the English coast in bright sunshine, before a strong
+south-easterly breeze, finally landing at Southampton, whence I made my
+way to Kneller Court, which I found as friendly and hospitable as ever:
+Admiral Sir Percy and Lady Scott at luncheon with my kind
+sister-in-law, and subalterns and sub-lieutenants dropping in later for
+tennis and tea. My brother drove me up to Fort Nelson, and showed me
+his 60-pounders and the interior of the fort, one of the chain erected
+at enormous cost by Palmerston fifty years before, and now absolutely
+useless except as barracks.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P127"></A>127}</SPAN>
+Next day I escorted my pretty niece
+by dogcart, train and tram to Hilsea, to see the Gunners'
+sports&mdash;gun-driving, tent-pegging, wrestling on horseback, and so
+forth. It was my fifty-fifth birthday, and my health was pledged at
+dinner, with musical honours, by the merry party of relatives and
+friends. On October 1 I reached Oxford, superintended the transport of
+my effects from Beaumont Street (where my successor, Dom Anselm Parker,
+was already installed as Master of our Hall) to St. Aldate's, and
+received a kind welcome there from my host and new "chief," Mgr.
+Kennard. He was suffering from the peculiar constitutional
+disturbance&mdash;I believe a form of suppressed gout (King Edward was in
+his last years a victim to it) which keeps people always on the move;
+and this chronic restlessness took him away so constantly from Oxford
+that a great deal of his pastoral work&mdash;the spiritual superintendence
+of fifty or sixty Catholic undergraduates, scattered all over the
+university, at once devolved to great extent on me. The experiment of
+sending Catholic boys to Oxford (and Cambridge) had by this time passed
+out of the experimental stage, and had on the whole justified the
+anticipations of those to whose initiative it had been due. There
+were, of course, a few failures and a few wastrels among our small
+contingent of undergraduates; but on the whole they were a good lot of
+young fellows, who did credit to the various Catholic schools where
+they had been trained. And their personal kindness to me was such that
+it was a real pleasure to find oneself in fairly intimate relations
+with them, and to be of any service to them that one could.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P128"></A>128}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The good Monsignore hardly ever returned from his many absences without
+bringing a friend or two with him; and his great recreation at this
+time was driving his guests about in a fine motor (a new toy) which he
+had lately bought from his nephew Fritz Ponsonby, the King's equerry.
+Fritz and his charming wife stayed with us this autumn, as did also our
+host's brother, Colonel Hegan Kennard, who was considerably the older,
+but much the more vigorous and energetic of the two.[<A NAME="chap07fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn8">8</A>] He attended
+service on Sunday at the Evangelical church close by, and came back
+indignant. "By George, sir, I never saw anything so slovenly and
+slipshod in my life; disgraceful, sir, positively disgraceful!" I took
+him to hear Mrs. Garrett-Fawcett speak at a woman-suffrage debate at
+the Union&mdash;a most plausible lady, but we voted against her by a large
+majority. I found the motor an agreeable means of visiting various
+places of interest in the neighbourhood&mdash;Dorchester Abbey, an epitome
+of architecture from Early Norman to Late Perpendicular, but the
+interior spoilt by the bad taste of the Ritualistic fittings; the grand
+old Augustinian minster of Burford; and Cuddesdon, a miniature
+cathedral, with its western porch and massive central tower. It was
+over this porch that the ladies of Cuddesdon, in years gone by, wishing
+to do honour on some feast-day to their beloved diocesan Samuel
+Wilberforce, and not less beloved Archdeacon Alfred Pott, displayed
+their joint initials wrought in evergreens. "S.O.A.P.," read
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P129"></A>129}</SPAN>
+the
+Bishop as he paused before the western gable. "Surely an enemy hath
+done this," he sorrowfully muttered, and proceeded on his way.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+An excursion or two from Oxford I remember this autumn: one to
+Downside, where it was always a happiness to go and spend a
+church-festival with my Benedictine brethren; another to Eton, where I
+gazed with dismay on the new school-hall with its unsightly dome, and
+wondered if this was really the best the Committee of Taste could
+achieve by way of South African War Memorial.[<A NAME="chap07fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn9">9</A>] I met afterwards
+quite a contingent of Scotsmen (Arthur Hay, the Duke of Roxburghe's
+brother, etc.) at luncheon with the Irish Guards at Victoria Barracks,
+where I used to breakfast of a Sunday morning&mdash;a dissipation forbidden,
+I believe, to modern Etonians&mdash;with an uncle in the Scots Fusilier
+Guards, in my own school days. I went to London that evening to dine
+with, and read afterwards a paper on "Jerusalem of To-day" to, the
+Guild of SS. Gregory and Luke, my host being Sir John Knill, Sheriff of
+London, who was two years later to occupy the civic chair, as his
+excellent father had done before him. On another evening I attended
+our Westminster Dining-club, to hear Fr. R. H. Benson read us an essay
+on "The Value of Fiction"&mdash;interesting, as coming from a successful
+novelist, and of course brilliant; but I agreed with only about half of
+it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Ninian Crichton Stuart had engaged me to go and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P130"></A>130}</SPAN>
+support him at
+the St. Andrew's Day banquet of the Caledonian Society of Cardiff, the
+suffrages of which city he was at that time wooing as Conservative
+candidate, much assisted by his clever and charming wife. I stayed
+with them at their pretty home near Llandaff, and we motored in to the
+patriotic banquet, which began at 6.30 and lasted nearly five hours! I
+proposed the principal toast, and had of course no difficulty in
+showing (as one of the newspaper reports remarked) that all the chief
+posts in the Empire&mdash;political, ecclesiastical, legal and
+administrative, were, with the most insignificant exceptions, held by
+Scotsmen. Bagpipes, of course, skirled and whisky flowed freely; and
+the national enthusiasm reached its height when the haggis was borne
+round the hall in procession, carried by the white-clad chef and
+preceded by the pipe-major, playing his best and loudest in honour of
+the "chief of pudding race." I left Llandaff next morning, Ringan,
+Lady Ninian's pretty baby, crowing good-bye to me from his mother's
+arms,[<A NAME="chap07fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn10">10</A>] and spent an hour or two in Cardiff with Bishop Hedley, who
+expressed his hope that I would help Kennard at Oxford as long as I
+could, and would ultimately succeed him as chaplain. We visited
+together the new and splendid town-hall, the finest municipal building
+I had ever seen. The Oxford term ended in the following week,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P131"></A>131}</SPAN>
+and I made my way north to Fort Augustus, where I found discussion in
+progress as whether we should or should not sell our house and estate
+of Ardachie, for which we had several good offers. I said yes; for the
+place, though not without its attractions, had been altogether more of
+a burden than a profit to us for a good many years.[<A NAME="chap07fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap07fn11">11</A>] Whilst at Fort
+Augustus, I addressed, by desire of the community, letters to the
+Abbot-Primate in Rome, as well as to our own bishop, urging, for many
+weighty reasons, the reincorporation of our abbey into the English
+Benedictine Congregation, from which it had been separated for just
+twenty-six years.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn1text">1</A>] Parodied in <I>Punch</I> (I think by that inveterate punster the then
+editor, F. C. Burnand), under the titles of <I>Goeth Down as an Oyster</I>
+and <I>Red in the Nose is She</I>. It is the Scottish hero of one of these
+romances, I forget which (I mean, of course, the original, not the
+parody), who shows his emotion at a critical moment by "cramming half a
+yard of yellow beard into his mouth!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn2text">2</A>] The bag consisted of an assortment of miscellaneous fowl. Bute was
+at this period of his career something of the typical Briton whose idea
+of happiness, according to some French observer, is more or less summed
+up in the formula: "My friends, it is a fine day: let us go out and
+kill something!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn3text">3</A>] In the preface to <I>Rod, Root, and Flower</I>. The passage was quite
+new to me.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn4text">4</A>] From the <I>Boke of St. Albans</I> (1486).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn5text">5</A>] An antique privilege of the kind would appeal irresistibly to
+Bute&mdash;<I>tenaci propositi viro</I>; he stuck to his guns, not only claiming
+the right of presentation, but actually exercising it at the next
+vacancy. I am not qualified to pronounce on the vexed question; but my
+experience is that in such matters the big man usually gets his way,
+and the smaller has to go to the wall. What was settled after Bute's
+death I know not. Anyhow&mdash;the last Lord of Falkland lies among the
+lilies in a war cemetery in France; and the memorial chapel in his
+park, near by the House of Falkland, was designed by the present laird
+of Myres.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn6text">6</A>] George Angus, for nearly a quarter of a century resident priest at
+St. Andrews, died there on St. Patrick's Day (March 17), 1909.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn7text">7</A>] Less pleasing was it to notice the outside walls and very doors of
+the old church plastered all over with flaring <I>affiches</I> of music-hall
+performances, pictures of ballet-dancers, etc. "Cette canaille de
+République!" murmured in my ear, as we drove off, my friend and host,
+whose sympathies were entirely with the <I>ancien régime</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn8text">8</A>] More of a man, in short. "Dear old Charlie," he said to me, "was
+good at games when he was at Harrow, and a capital runner. All the
+same, he was always a bit of an old woman, and always will be!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn9text">9</A>] I wrote, I fear, rather heatedly to good old Ainger (Secretary of
+the War Fund), on what seemed to me the painful incongruity of the
+building with its surroundings. "Many people, I believe," he replied
+with admirable restraint, "feel quite as you do on this matter; but no
+one has expressed himself quite so strongly!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn10text">10</A>] Poor little Ringan! (his name was the ancient "pet" form of
+"Ninian," the saint of Galloway). On the election-day, a year or so
+afterwards, the burgesses of Cardiff smiled to see him driving through
+the streets in a motor from which flew a bannerette recommending them
+to "Vote for Daddy!" There was universal regret, a few days later, at
+the sad news that the little electioneerer had succumbed to a chill
+caught on the occasion of his first public appearance, when less than
+two years old. See <I>post.</I> page <A HREF="#P176">176</A>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap07fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap07fn11text">11</A>] The actual tenant, Colonel Campbell, whose wife was a Catholic,
+eventually bought the property.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap08"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P132"></A>132}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER VIII
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1908-1909
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+I spent the Christmas of 1908, as usual, very pleasantly at Beaufort.
+For the first time for many years the family was absolutely <I>au
+complet</I>: the services of the season in the beautiful chapel were well
+attended; and I sympathized with the happiness of my kind hostess, as
+she knelt at the altar at midnight mass surrounded by all her children,
+without exception. There were grandchildren, too, of all ages, who
+amused themselves vastly in spite of appalling weather, rain, snow,
+frost, thaw, and gales, following one another in rapid and unwelcome
+succession. The children acted a pretty and touching miracle-play, the
+hand-painted programme whereof still adorns my scrap-book; and there
+were seasonable revels of various kinds. At New Year somebody
+announced that 1909 was to be a great year of anniversaries, 1809
+having been <I>annus mirabilis</I>. We remembered (with difficulty) eight
+celebrities born that year&mdash;Mendelssohn, E. Barrett Browning, Darwin,
+Tennyson, O. Wendell Holmes, Lord Houghton, W. E. Gladstone, and
+Abraham Lincoln, but could think of no others. This reminded some one
+else that I. Disraeli called thirty-seven the "fatal age of genius,"
+four great men (among others) who died at that age having been Raphael,
+Mozart,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P133"></A>133}</SPAN>
+Byron and Burns. I wound up with a statement new, I
+think, to everybody, viz., that Saturday was the fatal day of the week
+to the English Royal Family (Hanoverian Line). I have not followed the
+matter down to quite recent times; but it is undoubtedly singular that
+William III., Queen Anne, George I., II., III., and IV., the Duchess of
+Kent, the Prince Consort, and Princess Alice all died on a Saturday.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I stayed at Loudoun Castle on my way south, finding there a big party
+of young men and maidens&mdash;Howards of Glossop, Hastings', Bellasis',
+Beauclercs, and Bethells, gathered for an Eglinton Hunt Ball (recalling
+the days of my youth). Nearly all were Catholics, so I had quite a
+congregation in the little chapel, redecorated (with the rest of the
+castle) since my previous visit. I was back in Oxford before the
+middle of January for the Lent term, to me always a more interesting
+period than the golden weeks of summer, when everybody's heads seemed
+to be full of nothing but amusement and sport. Our Sunday conferences
+were given this term by Father Kenelm Vaughan (the late Cardinal's
+missionary brother), who used to arrive for the week-ends with no
+luggage save a little well-worn Bible hanging from the girdle of his
+cassock and (possibly) a toothbrush in his pocket. If there ever was a
+man who lived entirely in "a better country, and that an heavenly," it
+was Kenelm. Like all the Vaughans, he was of striking appearance; and
+his personality, as well as his appealing eloquence, made a great
+impression on his young hearers, although his unconventional sayings
+and doings had an occasionally disconcerting effect on our good host
+and his guests, which used to remind me of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P134"></A>134}</SPAN>
+Jerome's "Man in the
+Third Floor Back." Wilfrid Ward was with us for a day or two, with a
+great flow of conversation, chiefly about himself. He read an
+interesting paper to our Newman Society on "The Writing of the
+Apologia"&mdash;anticipatory gleanings, of course (if the phrase is
+permissible), of his great forthcoming biography, and including several
+of the Cardinal's unpublished letters. There was a record meeting of
+the Society a little later, to hear W. H. Mallock on (or "down on")
+Socialism. Many dons of note were present, and there was a brisk
+debate, W. H. M. holding his own very well. At supper afterwards I
+ventured to remind him of two sentences of his (I forget from which of
+his writings) which had given me much pleasure:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"The Catholic Church is the Columbus of modern society, who will guide
+us eventually to the new moral continent which other explorers are
+trying in vain to reach."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"An aristocracy is the best of all possible orders, in the worst of all
+possible worlds."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Our good Monsignore was nominally at home during these weeks, but in a
+restless and excitable state. He would exhaust himself by feverish
+energy at golf for a day or two, then rush off in his motor, "for
+change," with valet and chauffeur, and return more tired than he had
+gone away. He attended one evening a big golfing-dinner at the Master
+of University's: dined well (according to his own account), drank hock,
+old port, and Benedictine, came home and rolled about all night in
+indescribable agony. Most of his duties he delegated to me, including,
+sometimes, the task of "interviewing" bewildered Catholic parents, to
+whom Oxford university life was an absolute <I>terra incognita</I>, and who
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P135"></A>135}</SPAN>
+were puzzled or anxious about their sons' doings. Poor Lady
+E&mdash;&mdash; B&mdash;&mdash;! I remember still the dismay with which she came to tell
+me how her boy had made friends in college with an Egyptian Moslem ("an
+unbaptized heathen Turk," was her description of him), and was bent on
+taking "digs" (lodgings) with him in the following term. I felt
+sympathy with the Catholic mother in her instinctive dislike to this
+prospect; but I felt none with the indignation of another parent (a
+distinguished diplomatist) at the refusal of one of the most
+sought-after colleges to admit his son. The fact was, as I had, after
+due inquiry, to explain tactfully to the aggrieved parent, that the
+youth (a pupil of one of our smaller Catholic schools) gave himself, at
+the preliminary interview with the college authorities, such
+"confounded airs" (as one of the dons expressed it) that they would
+have nothing to say to him. Probably the poor lad's "airs" were only
+one of the many forms in which extreme shyness manifests itself; anyhow
+it is fair to add that this was an exceptional case, and that our
+Catholic freshmen, as a whole, made a favourable impression by their
+good manners and modesty of demeanour. One Head, who had no sympathy
+at all with the Catholic religion, told me that so pleased was he with
+the Catholic contingent in his college, that he would willingly admit
+as many more as I cared to recommend to him.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of events of general interest this spring, I recall a fascinating
+lecture by Sven Hedin on his Tibetan travels. The eminent explorer had
+a bumper audience and a great reception, and was given an honorary
+degree by Convocation next day. Kennard and I agreed in resenting his
+arrogant and bumptious
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P136"></A>136}</SPAN>
+manner; and the tone of some of his
+remarks might have prepared us for the outburst of anti-English
+fanaticism for which he made himself notorious a few years later.
+There was a big gathering at the Schools one evening in celebration of
+the centenary of Darwin. The oratorical tributes and panegyrics were,
+as usual, so lengthy as to become wearisome; but an interesting feature
+was the presence of three of Darwin's sons, of whom one (Sir George)
+gave us some pleasant personal details and reminiscences of his
+distinguished father. His affectionate loyalty to a parent's memory
+one can sympathize with and understand; but I confess that, reading the
+"pulpit references" to the centenary that week, I was puzzled to
+comprehend how Christian ministers could "let themselves go" in
+indiscriminating panegyric of a man of whom I hope it is not
+uncharitable, as it is certainly not untrue, to say that he was, if any
+man ever was, a self-confessed unbeliever in revelation and in
+Christ.[<A NAME="chap08fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn1">1</A>] The utterances on such an occasion of a distinguished
+occupant of the university pulpit a generation earlier[<A NAME="chap08fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn2">2</A>] would
+certainly have been pitched in a different key; and so would those of
+my old friend Dr. Frederick George Lee, whose summary of the logical
+result of Darwin's teaching was&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+The Incarnation is but a dream, the Supernatural a delusion. Our only
+duties are to feed and to breed. Let us eat and drink, for to-morrow
+we die.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I received into the Church this term an undergraduate of one of the
+smaller colleges, who was reading
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P137"></A>137}</SPAN>
+for natural science honours and
+rowed in his college boat; but he had evidently had time for reading
+and reflection as well, and had thought the whole matter out so
+carefully that I had little left to do. In order to keep him back at
+the eleventh hour, his tutor (an Anglican divine of some repute) kept
+propounding to him historical difficulties such as "How was it that
+Henry of Navarre was allowed by the Pope to have two wives at once?"
+and so on. My young friend used to bring me these nuts to crack, and
+we had a good deal of fun over them.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was proposed, and decided, before Easter that Oxford should send a
+representative to Louvain in the summer, to take part in the jubilee
+celebrations of the Catholic University. Cambridge, London, Glasgow,
+Aberdeen, and, I believe, other universities, had all elected, as a
+compliment to Louvain, to send a Catholic representative on this
+occasion; and the senior proctor told me that my name had been
+mentioned before the Council in this connection. Oxford, however,
+declined to associate itself with the other universities in this
+graceful act of courtesy&mdash;one which, as I heard privately from Louvain,
+was very highly appreciated there. A clergyman of the Church of
+England was nominated as the Oxford representative; and to a letter of
+remonstrance which (after consulting one or two of our resident
+masters) I sent to the Vice-chancellor, he replied by a
+courteously-worded note of explanation&mdash;which explained nothing.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Early in March I paid an interesting little visit to Douai Abbey, in
+the beautiful wooded country about Pangbourne, and lectured to the
+community and their eighty pupils on Jerusalem. I had a warmly
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P138"></A>138}</SPAN>
+Benedictine welcome here, and was glad to see additions being made to
+the buildings of the former diocesan college of Portsmouth, which the
+bishop had made over to the monks when they were expelled from their
+beloved home at Douai, by decree of the French Government dated April
+3, 1903. Term over, I went up to Yorkshire to spend St. Benedict's
+festival with my brethren at Ampleforth, where I found myself deputed
+that evening to present the football colours in the college. They were
+scarlet and black; but while reminding the young players that those
+were the traditional colours of Mephistopheles, I disclaimed any
+intention of suggesting a common origin. My stay here was saddened by
+the rather unexpected news of the death of my dear old friend George
+Angus of St. Andrews. He had long been the only Catholic member of his
+Oxford Hall; and exactly a week before his death I had had, by a
+consoling coincidence, the pleasure of reconciling to the Catholic
+Church an undergraduate of the same venerable foundation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I stayed a night in London, on my way to Arundel, to hear Lord Hugh
+Cecil discourse at our Westminster Dining-club, with his usual
+perfervid rhetoric, on "Some Diseases of the House of Commons." Two of
+our University Members, Sir William Anson and Professor Butcher, joined
+in the interesting subsequent discussion. A friend next morning
+insisted on carrying me off to Selfridge's, the huge new emporium in
+Oxford Street, and showing me all over it. He amused me by a story of
+how there, or in some other Brobdingnagian London store, the electric
+light suddenly went out, just at the busiest hour of the evening.
+"There they were&mdash;thousands of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P139"></A>139}</SPAN>
+'em," the narrator of the incident
+is supposed to have said, "pinching the goods right and left&mdash;'aving
+the time of their lives, with not a light in the 'ole place; and there
+was <I>I</I>&mdash;just my blooming luck&mdash;where do you think? <I>in the grand piano
+department!</I>"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went for the week-end to Rickmansworth, to stay with Lady Encombe,
+who had a little party for the laying of the foundation-stone of the
+new church of the Assumptionists. The Bishop of Kimberley (S.A.) gave
+a nice address. I preached next day (Sunday) in the old church, and in
+the evening we all listened to a quaint Franco-English sermonette from
+good Fr. Julian, the superior. Monday was Jack Encombe's tenth
+birthday: I gave him <I>Jorrocks</I>, with coloured plates, which delighted
+him; saw him and his brother start hunting on their ponies (their
+mother following them awheel); and then left for Arundel, where I was
+very glad to find myself (though not yet fully robust) able to take my
+share in the solemn Easter services. I found the castle grounds at
+length "redd up" and in perfect order; the hordes of workmen vanished,
+and lawns and terraces and shrubberies and flower-beds twinkling in the
+April sunshine. It was a joy to see the beautiful home of the Howards
+looking itself again after all these years of reconstruction and
+upheaval. The Duke had told me that he was determined to get the place
+shipshape within a year of his second marriage, or (like Trelawny)
+"know the reason why!" and he had been as good as his word. I heard
+with pleasure in Easter week that my nephew had got his first in
+moderations at Balliol; and with sorrow of the death of my kind old
+friend Bishop
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P140"></A>140}</SPAN>
+Wilkinson, successor of St. Cuthbert as Bishop of
+Hexham, and a shining example of loyalty and devotion to his Church and
+his country. I lunched in London, on my way to Oxford, with Lady
+Maple, at Clarence House, the pretty residence in Regent's Park left to
+her by Sir Blundell Maple. Telephoning previously to "Clarence House"
+to inquire the luncheon-hour, I was informed in haughty tones that
+"their Royal 'Ighnesses were in Egypt, and that nothing was known about
+any luncheon!" It turned out that I was in communication with the
+other Clarence House, the St. James's residence of the Duke of
+Connaught.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My first duty, on returning to Oxford, was to marry my cousin John
+Simeon,[<A NAME="chap08fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn3">3</A>] until recently an undergraduate of the House, to Miss
+Adelaide Holmes à Court. My little sermon at the Jesuit church (which
+was almost filled with the wedding guests) was not intended to be
+otherwise than cheerful, and I was surprised in the course of it to
+observe the unusual phenomenon of the bridegroom's father dissolved in
+tears! The happy couple motored off later to North Wales in a downpour
+of rain, which (I heard) never once stopped during their brief
+honeymoon.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Father Maturin (whose repute as an orator had been long established in
+Oxford) was giving our weekly conferences this term, and I was greatly
+struck with them&mdash;packed close with thought and luminous argument, and
+scintillating besides with
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P141"></A>141}</SPAN>
+genuine eloquence. I had heard many
+of his pulpit orations, but I thought this series of lectures the
+finest thing he had ever done, though perhaps slightly over the heads
+of his undergraduate auditors. I was myself fully occupied at this
+time with a long article (biographical and critical) on St. Gregory
+Nazianzene,[<A NAME="chap08fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn4">4</A>] which, by a happy coincidence, I completed on May 9, the
+feast-day of that great saint and doctor. I took two days off for a
+visit to Cambridge (my first for fourteen years) in connection with the
+Fisher Society dinner, at which I represented Oxford and the "Newman."
+Some distinguished guests&mdash;a Cardinal, a judge, an author, and a
+statesman&mdash;failed us at the last moment; but the gathering was cheery
+and successful and the after-dinner oratory much less wearisome than
+usual. I visited, of course, while at Cambridge, the really noble
+Catholic church of Our Lady&mdash;finer, I thought (as I had thought
+before), and more impressive outside than in. I remembered that the
+great church of St. John at Norwich had given me precisely the contrary
+impression.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was always bidden to (and pleased, when I could to attend) the
+numerous weddings of my youthful relatives. One, in these early summer
+days, was that of my pretty cousin, Eleanor Bowlby, to a Dorrien-Smith,
+heir-apparent to the "King of Scilly," as his sobriquet was, though I
+believe his proper local title was "Lord Proprietor." I sat at the
+ceremony next to my brother-in-law Charles Dalrymple, who did not
+approve of the ever-popular "O for the Wings of a Dove!" which a little
+chorister warbled in the course of the service.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P142"></A>142}</SPAN>
+"Absurd and
+unreal!" I heard him mutter. "They are going to Paris for their
+honeymoon, and don't want doves' wings, or to be at rest either."[<A NAME="chap08fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn5">5</A>]
+On the same evening I attended, at the invitation of the genial head
+master of University College School (whom I had known when on the staff
+of Inverness College), an excellent presentation of <I>Alcestis</I> in the
+fine oak-panelled hall of his school at Hampstead. Not all the
+audience witnessed dry-eyed the death of the poor heroine; the
+sustained pathos, too, of Admetus was admirably portrayed; but the
+chief honours of the evening fell to a young hero of six-foot-four, who
+had played great cricket for the school against the M.C.C., and was a
+most doughty and convincing Herakles. A very pleasant evening's
+entertainment, which I had to abandon not quite completed to catch the
+midnight train to Oxford; for I was interested in a debate in
+Convocation next day, on the perennial problem of how and where to
+house the ever-increasing thousands of books accruing to the Bodleian
+Library. There were some drastic suggestions thrown out&mdash;one, if I
+remember right, was to make a bonfire of all the obsolete works on
+theology, philosophy and natural science! but our final decision was to
+adopt somebody's ingenious proposal to excavate underground chambers,
+with room for a million or so volumes, under the grass-plots round the
+Radcliffe camera. This point settled, I went to lunch with my friend
+Hadow in his rooms at Worcester, the former calefactory or
+recreation-room (so he said) of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P143"></A>143}</SPAN>
+our whilom Benedictine students,
+and looking out on a long narrow raised garden which there is reason to
+believe was once the monastic bowling-green. I thought, as often
+before, of the many unknown nooks and corners in this dear Oxford of
+ours, each bearing its silent witness to some phase of her "strange
+eventful history."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A few interesting incidents in this&mdash;my last summer term in
+residence&mdash;come back to me as I write. I recall a crowded meeting at
+the Town Hall enthusiastically cheering a vitriolic attack on the
+Admiralty by "Lieutenant Carlyon Bellairs, M.P., R.N." (a most
+un-sailor-like person); a paper, or rather a harangue, at the Newman
+Society, from Hilaire Belloc on "The Church and Reality," which left us
+gasping at his cleverness but rather doubtful as to his drift; and an
+odd meeting of dons and dignitaries at Hertford College, whereat Lord
+Hugh Cecil was accepted as prospective Parliamentary candidate for the
+university. I have called it "odd"; for odd it certainly was to hear
+the Master of University, who proposed Lord Hugh, assert that he did so
+in spite of his own profound disagreement with him on fiscal,
+ecclesiastical, and educational questions! As a matter of fact, it
+mattered little what the Master of University or anybody else thought,
+said, or did; for as every one knew that the six hundred clerical
+members of Convocation would vote for Lord Hugh to a man, his election
+was of course a foregone conclusion.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My last evening at Oxford was a happy one: a pleasant party gathered
+round the Vice-chancellor's hospitable table, and after dinner the
+Commemoration concert at Magdalen, Waynflete's ancient
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P144"></A>144}</SPAN>
+hall
+echoing with old madrigals perfectly rendered by the unrivalled choir,
+and we guests, during the interval, flitting about the cloisters, dimly
+lit with Chinese lanterns, and set out with tables of refreshments. I
+left Oxford next day for Birmingham, for a jubilee celebration at the
+Oratory School&mdash;a solemn memorial service in the fine church, an
+admirable representation of Terence's <I>Phormio</I> (as arranged by
+Cardinal Newman), and a prize-distribution presided over by the Duke of
+Norfolk. The Duke was next day the chief guest at an Oxford and
+Cambridge Catholic graduates' dinner in London, and proposed the toast
+of Oxford University, to which I had the pleasure of replying. I took
+occasion to point out our guest's new and close family connection with
+Oxford, where he had recently had three nephews, while two more were
+shortly going up. His own father, the previous Duke, had been a
+Cambridge man. London was so sultry during these midsummer days, that
+it was pleasant to find oneself transported to the Antarctic Circle,
+listening (at the Albert Hall) to Shackleton's fascinating narrative of
+his trip to the South Pole. His great lantern pictures made one feel
+almost cool: and the groups of solemn penguins, in their
+black-and-white, pacing along the snowy shores, were quite curiously
+reminiscent of a gathering of portly bishops&mdash;say at a Pan-Anglican
+Congress.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I refused to stay in London (as I had proposed doing) to attend an
+international anti-vivisection meeting in Trafalgar Square, when I
+found that I was expected to speak (from the back of a lion?). I fled
+to Surrey, to stay first with my sister at her
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P145"></A>145}</SPAN>
+newly-acquired
+home near Reigate, a pretty old house in a "careless-ordered garden" of
+which Tennyson would have approved; and then to the Kennards at their
+charming Elizabethan manor-house of Great Tangley. The Sunday of my
+visit here I spent partly at the fine diocesan seminary of Wonersh, and
+partly at the Greyfriars monastery at Chilworth. The same architect
+had designed the chapels at both; and I admired the skill with which he
+had achieved extremely effective results by entirely different methods
+of treatment. From Surrey I travelled to Scotland, to preach a charity
+sermon at Saltcoats, in Ayrshire, for the excellent work of the Society
+of St. Vincent of Paul. Saltcoats was within easy reach of Kelburn,
+and I went thither for a short visit, finding my sister enjoying what
+was always one of the chief pleasures of her life&mdash;that of having
+helped to secure the happy engagement of one of our numerous nieces,
+the elder daughter of my third brother.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My Oxford Local Examination work lay this summer not among the little
+maidens of Dumfries Convent School, but at St. Wilfrid's College at
+Oakamoor, in the picturesque Staffordshire Highlands, a country quite
+new to me. My room commanded a lovely view of wooded glens and distant
+purple hills; and the place itself was full of interest, incorporating
+as it did the old house of Cotton Hall, given by Lord Shrewsbury fifty
+years before to Faber and his "Wilfridian" community, most of whom
+joined the Oratory after their conversion to Catholicism. I admired
+Pugin's church, at once graceful and austere, with the famous east
+window which the architect told Lord Shrewsbury he "could
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P146"></A>146}</SPAN>
+die
+for."[<A NAME="chap08fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn6">6</A>] I had a pleasant week here, presiding on the last day at the
+school prize-distribution, and promising the boys a new set of Scott's
+novels, to replace the one which, I was glad to see, was worn out with
+assiduous reading.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Going on to Cardiff from Staffordshire, I found Lady Bute entertaining
+the Cymnodorion and other mysterious Welsh societies in the castle
+grounds. I was lodged in the lofty clock-tower, in one of Burges's
+wonderful painted chambers, and said mass for the family and large
+house-party on Sunday in the richly-decorated but tiny domestic
+chapel&mdash;so tiny (it has been the dressing-room of Bute's grandfather,
+who died there) that most of my congregation were outside in the
+passage, and the scene recalled my mass in the Grotto of the Nativity
+at Bethlehem eight years before. I had never thought to see a Pageant
+again; but the Welsh one, for some reason, had been postponed to this
+summer, and we all attended the opening representation on July 26, most
+of our house-party, indeed, taking part in the show. Lady Bute was
+Dame Wales, and Lady Ninian Stuart Glamorgan; but the great reception
+of the day was reserved for Lord Tredegar, veteran of Balaclava, and
+the most popular magnate of Wales, who came on in full armour as Owen
+Glendower, with Lady Llangattock as Lady Glendower. I thought the
+finest feature of the Pageant the singing of the national hymn, "Hen
+Wlad fy nhadau," at the close, actors and audience all joining in the
+stirring chorus with thrilling effect. Most of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P147"></A>147}</SPAN>
+the next day we
+spent at Caerphilly Castle, whither Princess Louise and the Duke of
+Argyll came to explore the imposing ruins.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I spent a couple of nights, on leaving Cardiff, at Belmont Priory, full
+to me of old Benedictine memories; and in August I was once more my
+brother's guest at his pleasant river-side home near Shepperton. One
+day we devoted to a visit to Hampton Court&mdash;my first, curiously enough.
+We saw everything conscientiously, great hall, state-rooms, pictures (I
+had not expected so many good ones), big vine, and Dutch garden; but I
+think I was most struck, entering Clock Court under the red turreted
+tower, with the almost uncanny likeness of the place to the familiar
+School-yard at Eton.[<A NAME="chap08fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn7">7</A>] From Shepperton I presently moved higher up
+the river to Goring, to attend the local regatta, of which my kind host
+there was secretary and treasurer. He was likewise the leading
+Catholic of the little mission, and had given up his commodious
+boat-house to serve as a chapel till the pretty church was built. The
+<I>padre</I> at that time was a German priest called Hell (to which he later
+added an e for euphony), while the name of the Anglican vicar, oddly
+enough, was Dams! My host's son accompanied me up to town on an
+excursion to the White City, where the outstanding attraction (how
+strange it seems to-day!) was the aeroplane in which Blériot had
+achieved the unprecedented feat of crossing the Channel. London struck
+me as a curious place in mid-August: a city of aliens and country
+visitors, French and German
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P148"></A>148}</SPAN>
+chattered everywhere, and the only
+familiar face among the millions that of Simon Lovat, whom I came
+across at Hatchard's buying books.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+George Lane Fox claimed my services as chaplain, before I returned to
+Scotland, at Monkhams, the pretty place near Waltham Cross where he was
+then living with his family; the house stood atop of a high hill
+(pleasantly cool in these sultry August days), and was quite rural,
+though the Lights o' London were clearly visible at night not many
+miles away. There was a tiny chapel for our daily services, and a big
+scouts' camp in the park close by, whence a quota of young worshippers
+turned up for Sunday mass. George took me to see the noble church at
+Waltham (surely one of the finest Norman naves in England),[<A NAME="chap08fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn8">8</A>] and,
+across the Lea, the beautiful and still perfect Eleanor Cross in the
+market-place, before I went north to pay a few farewell visits to
+Scottish relatives, in view of my approaching departure for South
+America. At Blairquhan I found my brother entertaining his customary
+August party, with, as usual, a considerable naval contingent. The
+weather was "soft"&mdash;in other words, it rained every day and all day;
+but people shot, fished, golfed, motored and played tennis quite
+regardless of the elements. My brother had
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P149"></A>149}</SPAN>
+developed a passion
+for mechanical music; and the house was continuously resonant with the
+weird strains of pianolas, gramophones and musical boxes. There was
+music, too, of a strenuous kind when I reached Dunskey in preparation
+for an amateur concert for some good object (I forget what) at
+Portpatrick. My brother-in-law, David Glasgow, sang a naval song or
+two with astonishing vigour and sweetness for a man of seventy-six; I
+contributed "The Baby on the Shore," which I had first sung on the old
+<I>Magdalena</I> going out to Brazil in 1896; and the entertainment was so
+successful that an overflow concert had to be arranged for the
+following evening. I was sorry to leave the merry and pleasant party;
+but I was due at Aberdeen to assist at the presentation of his portrait
+to our kind old friend Bishop Chisholm, on the occasion of his
+sacerdotal golden jubilee. The presentation ceremony took two hours,
+and the luncheon afterwards two hours more! Why is there no time-limit
+to the oratory on such occasions? I contrived to propose the health of
+the whole Hierarchy of Scotland[<A NAME="chap08fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap08fn9">9</A>] in exactly six minutes (one minute
+for each bishop); but the length of some of the speeches was appalling.
+Next day I went on to Fort Augustus, where I found myself, after a
+quarter of a century, "presiding" (as the phrase is) again at the
+organ, our organist being away on a walking tour among the hills. In
+the week after my return our local games (the Gleann Mhor Gathering)
+came off in
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P150"></A>150}</SPAN>
+glorious weather. Motors from neighbouring lodges
+occupied the monastic lawns: the Chief of Glenmoriston and other noted
+highlanders were acting as judges; and "quite a special feature (so
+said one of the reporters) was given to the gay scene by the
+black-robed monks, who flitted [I like that word] hither and thither
+with a word of welcome for all." As a matter of fact, one of our
+community (a Macdonell, to wit) was the moving spirit of the Gathering,
+the success of which was in great measure owing to his efforts and
+enthusiasm.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn1text">1</A>] I would not venture to make such a statement except on the best
+authority&mdash;Darwin's own words. See Appendix.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn2text">2</A>] Dean Burgon. See <I>ante</I>, page <A HREF="#P104">104</A>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn3text">3</A>] His grandfather, Sir John Simeon, M.P. for the Isle of Wight, had
+married my father's cousin, one of the Colvilles of Culross. They were
+both converts to the Catholic Church. Johnnie succeeded his father as
+fourth baronet in 1915.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn4text">4</A>] For the <I>Catholic Encyclopædia</I> (vol. vii., pp. 10-14).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn5text">5</A>] The most inappropriate wedding-anthem I ever heard was at a smart
+marriage in Scotland; it was sung by a lady, and was called, "With thee
+th' unsheltered moor I tread!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn6text">6</A>] Pugin's ecstatic allusion was, of course, to the tracery of the
+window designed by himself, not to the (contemporary) stained glass,
+which is in truth <I>laid à faire frémir</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn7text">7</A>] The likeness was the more remarkable in view of the fact that there
+is a difference of eighty years in the respective dates (Eton <I>c.</I>
+1440, Hampton Court, <I>c.</I> 1520) of the two buildings.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn8text">8</A>] George was greatly amused with a description which I afterwards
+sent him from a fifty-year old church paper, of a Victorian
+"restoration" of this fine old church. There were oak choir-stalls (so
+wrote the aggrieved reporter), but no choir, the stalls being occupied
+by fashionably-dressed ladies. The only ornament of the restored
+sanctuary was a gigantic Royal Arms under the East Window&mdash;"a work in
+which the treatment of the Unicorn's tail is especially remarkable for
+what Mr. Ruskin would call its 'loving reverence for truth.'"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap08fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap08fn9text">9</A>] I amused the company, in this connection, with the tale of the
+undergraduate who was asked in an examination to enumerate the Minor
+Prophets. "Well," said the youth after some hesitation, "I really do
+not care to make invidious distinctions!"
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap09"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P151"></A>151}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER IX
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1909-1910
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+Since my first visit to Brazil in 1896-97, my Benedictine friends
+labouring in that vast country had frequently expressed the wish that I
+should, if possible, return and help them in their great work of
+restoration and reconstruction, for which more labourers were urgently
+needed. With health in great measure restored, and the headship of our
+Oxford Hall, which I had held for ten years, passed into other hands,
+the way to South America seemed once again open; and the autumn of 1909
+found me fully authorized to make all necessary preparations for the
+voyage. I left Fort Augustus happy in the assurance that the long
+anticipated, and generally desired, reunion of our abbey with the
+English mother-congregation was certain to be soon realized; and stayed
+at Beaufort for a few days before going south, meeting there "Abe"
+Bailey (of South African renown), Hubert Jerningham, and some other
+interesting people. My last glimpse of the Highlands was a golden
+afternoon spent in the White Garden (the idea of one of the daughters
+of the house), and a vision of serried masses of white blossoms&mdash;I
+never realized before how many shades of white there are&mdash;standing up
+in their pale beauty against the dark background of trees which
+encircle
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P152"></A>152}</SPAN>
+one of the most beautiful of Scottish gardens. From
+Beaufort I went to Kelburn to take leave of my sister, whom I found
+entertaining her Girls' Friendly Society, assisted by twenty
+bluejackets from a cruiser lying off Arran. Their commander, Lord
+George Seymour, had brought his sailors by express invitation to play
+about and have tea with the Friendly Girls&mdash;an arrangement which seemed
+quite satisfactory to all parties! I crossed the Firth next day to say
+good-bye to Lady Bute, who was in residence at her pretty home in the
+Isle of Cumbrae, and went on the same afternoon to visit my hospitable
+cousin Mrs. Wauchope at beautiful Niddrie. The Somersets and other
+agreeable folk were my fellow-guests there; and Andrew Lang arrived
+next day, and seemed&mdash;shall I say it?&mdash;a little bit "out of the
+picture." I was accustomed to his small affectations and egotisms and
+cynical "asides," which always seemed to me more or less of a pose; for
+the eminent writer was really a very kind-hearted man, and I dare say
+just as humble-minded in reality as any of us. The poor Duke of
+Somerset, however, who had no affectations or pretentions of any kind,
+could not do with Mr. Lang at all; and I remember his imploring me
+(against my usual habit) to come and sit in the smoking-room at night,
+so that they should be on no account left <I>tête-à-tête</I>! On Sunday we
+all walked to see the noble ruins of Craigmillar Castle, sadly
+reminiscent of poor Queen Mary, and admirably tended by their present
+owner, whom we chanced to meet there, and whom I interested by a tale
+(oddly enough he had never heard it) of a ghost-face on the wall of his
+own house at Liberton.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At Woodburn, where I spent the following Sunday,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P153"></A>153}</SPAN>
+and where Lord
+Ralph and Lady Anne Kerr were always delighted to welcome a priest to
+officiate in their tiny oratory, I found staying with Ralph his brother
+Lord Walter, whose seventieth birthday we kept as a family festival,
+and who on the same day retired, as Admiral of the Fleet, from the Navy
+in which he had served for fifty-six years. Our birthday expedition
+was a most interesting pilgrimage to the Holy Well of St. Triduana,
+near Restalrig, with its beautiful vaulted Gothic roof, recently
+restored by the owner, Lord Moray.[<A NAME="chap09fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn1">1</A>] The unpretentious little
+Catholic chapel hard by pleased me more than the elaborate and
+expensive new church recently erected at Portobello, which we also
+visited. I broke my journey south at Longridge Towers, and whilst
+there motored over with Sir Brooke Boothby, our Minister in Chili (an
+agreeable and well-informed person) to see the poor remains of the
+great convent at Coldingham&mdash;sad enough, but wonderfully interesting.
+I made a farewell call at Ampleforth <I>en route</I>, lingering an hour at
+York to admire the west front of the minster, from which all the
+scaffolding was at length down after years of careful and patient
+repairs. Hurrying through London, I travelled to Brighton and Seaford,
+for the opening (by the Bishop of Southwark) of the new Ladycross
+school, recently transferred from Bournemouth. There was quite a
+notable gathering of old pupils and friends, and I had a charming
+neighbour at luncheon in the person of Madame Navarro (Mary Anderson),
+on my other
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P154"></A>154}</SPAN>
+side being Count Riccardi-Cubitt, English-born, but a
+Papal Count in right of his wife. The speeches, from the bishop, Lord
+Southwell, and others, were for once commendably short.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was bidden to meet at luncheon in London next day Princess Marie
+Louise&mdash;a title unfamiliar to me: it had, in fact, been lately adopted
+to avoid confusion with an aunt and cousin, both also called Louise.
+We spoke of the recent re-discovery of an abbey in Lincolnshire, of
+which literally not a single stone had been left above ground by the
+iconoclasts of the sixteenth century. "My terrible great-uncle again,
+I suppose!" said Her Highness with a deprecatory smile. The reference
+was to Henry VIII.! but I hazarded a conjecture that the work of
+destruction dated from later and Puritan days. I attended on this same
+afternoon the marriage of my old friend Herbert Maxwell's only son to
+the youngest daughter of the House of Percy, at St. Peter's, Eaton
+Square, the bright and ornate interior of which contrasted cheerfully
+with the mirk and mire outside. The Bishop of Peterborough, the
+bride's uncle, tied the knot; and the church, and the Duchess of
+Northumberland's house in Grosvenor Place afterwards, were thronged
+with Percys and Campbells and Glyns.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After two busy days at Oxford, devoted to packing up and to taking
+hasty farewells of kind old friends (both things I detest), I went down
+to Hampshire to spend the Sunday previous to sailing with my brother at
+Kneller Court. The omens were inauspicious, for it blew hard all day,
+with torrents of rain. Next morning, however, was calm and bright as
+we motored to Southampton, where I boarded
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P155"></A>155}</SPAN>
+R.M.S.P. <I>Aragon</I>,
+nearly 5,000 tons bigger than the good old <I>Magdalena</I>. We sailed at
+noon, crossed to Cherbourg in perfect weather, and found the Bay of
+Biscay next day all smiles and dimples and sunshine. I did not land at
+Lisbon, having seen it all before, and having no friends there. We
+dropped quietly down the Tagus at sundown, just when points of light
+were breaking out over the city, and all the church bells seemed to be
+ringing the Angelus. We had a full ship, and our voyage was
+diversified by the usual sports, of which I was an "honorary
+president," my colleagues in that sinecure office being a Brazilian
+coffee-king, the President-elect of Argentina, and a Belgian Baron.
+There were four Scotsmen at my table in the saloon, three of them
+Davids! Somewhere about the Equator we kept the birthday of King
+Edward, whose health was pledged by Brazilians and Argentinos as
+cordially and enthusiastically as by the British. I wrote to Fritz
+Ponsonby to tell him of this, for His Majesty's information.[<A NAME="chap09fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn2">2</A>] Two
+days later we sighted the low green shores of Brazil. I looked with
+interest at the well-remembered heights of Olinda, with the white walls
+of S. Bento shining
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P156"></A>156}</SPAN>
+in the morning sun. Somehow I did not
+picture myself stationed there again, though a newspaper which came
+aboard at Pernambuco announced, I noticed, that "o conhecido
+educationalista sr. David Hurter-blais" was coming to that city "afim
+de tratar da educação religiosa das classes populares!" The passengers
+for Pernambuco, I observed, were now chucked into the Company's lighter
+in a basket (in West African style), instead of having to "shin" down a
+dangerous companion in a heavy swell, as we used to do. Two
+lank-haired red-brown Indians, who came on board here to sell feather
+fans and such things, interested me; and I recalled how Emerson had
+described the aboriginals of North America as the "provisional
+races"&mdash;"the red-crayon sketch of humanity laid on the canvas before
+the colours for the real manhood were ready."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My destination on this voyage was not, as thirteen years previously,
+the steaming Equatorial State of Pernambuco, and the venerable
+half-derelict city of Olinda, whither our Benedictine pioneers had come
+out from Europe soon after the fall of the Brazilian Empire, just in
+time, as it seemed, to save the Benedictine Order in that vast country
+from collapse and utter extinction. From Olinda the arduous work of
+revival and restoration had gone quietly and steadily on, including one
+by one the ancient and almost abandoned abbeys of the old Brazilian
+Congregation; and it was to one of these, the monastery of our Order in
+the great and growing city of S. Paulo, that my steps were now turned.
+Bahia, two days voyage from Pernambuco, is a city to which (like
+Constantinople) distance very decidedly lends enchantment, and I did
+not land
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P157"></A>157}</SPAN>
+there. It was raining fast, and the fantastic hilltops
+were wrapped in clouds, as we entered Rio Bay. I was welcomed by a
+kind Belgian monk whom I had known at Olinda in 1896, and who drove me
+up to our fine old Portuguese abbey, standing on its own mount or
+<I>morro</I> close to the sea, where I had paid my respects to the last of
+the old Brazilian abbots a dozen years before. A vigorous young
+community now occupied the long-empty cells; and the conduct of a
+flourishing college, as well as pastoral work of various kinds outside,
+gave scope to their energy and zeal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The weather next day was perfect, and my friend Dom Amaro devoted two
+or three hours to driving me round the City Beautiful. Beautiful, of
+course, it had always been; but I was astounded at the transformation
+which had taken place in four short years. From "the cemetery of the
+foreigner," as Rio had been called when its name, like those of Santos,
+Havana and Panama, had been almost synonymous with pestilence and
+death, it had become one of the healthiest, as it had always been one
+of the loveliest, capitals in the world. Four men&mdash;Brazilians
+all&mdash;minister of works, engineer, doctor, and prefect of the city,[<A NAME="chap09fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn3">3</A>]
+had undertaken in 1905 the gigantic task of the city's sanitation. The
+extermination of the mosquitoes which caused yellow fever and malaria,
+the destruction of their breeding-places, the widening of malodorous
+streets, the demolition of thousands of buildings, the disinfection
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P158"></A>158}</SPAN>
+and removal of tens of thousands of tons of garbage, the
+filling-up of swamps and marshes, were only preliminary to the colossal
+work of reconstruction of which I saw some of the results. Right
+through the central city was pierced the new Avenida, a broad
+thoroughfare lined with noble buildings, of which the theatre, built at
+enormous cost, and rivalling the Paris Opéra, struck me most. More
+striking still was the new Beira Mar, the unique sea-drive skirting the
+bay for four miles, and leading to the equally beautiful circular
+esplanade round the Bay of Botafogo. Here I left cards and letters of
+introduction on the British Minister (who, I may remark <I>en passant</I>,
+never took the slightest notice of either,)[<A NAME="chap09fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn4">4</A>]; and we drove homewards
+in a golden sunset, the whole city flushed with rosy light, and the
+heights of Corcovado and the Organ Mountains glowing purple&mdash;as purple
+as the evening tints of Hymettus and Pentelicus which gave to Athens
+the immortal name of [Greek: Iostéphanos], the violet-crowned. Behind
+us the pointed Sugar-loaf rose grey and menacing into the opal sky; and
+I recalled the quaint Brazilian tradition which tells how the Creator,
+when He had made the Bay of Rio and found it very good, desired to call
+man's admiring attention to His masterpiece by a mark of exclamation.
+The mark of exclamation is the Sugar-loaf! We met in the Avenida,
+returning from a grand <I>formatura</I> (review) in honour of the day (it
+was the anniversary of the foundation of the Republic), the
+President&mdash;a
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P159"></A>159}</SPAN>
+mulatto, by the way&mdash;and his staff, in a none too
+gorgeous gala carriage. I was told that he was extremely popular.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+To reach S. Paulo from Rio I had the choice of two routes, the
+pleasanter being that by sea to Santos, and an ascent thence to the
+inland city by one of the most wonderful of the world's railways. But
+as I wished to see something of the country, I chose the twelve hours'
+train journey direct from the capital&mdash;and repented my choice; for
+though the first part of the route was through fine scenery, as we
+climbed the lofty Serra which stretches for miles along the Brazilian
+coast, the dust, heat and jolting of the train soon grew almost
+insufferable. I was very glad to reach S. Paulo, where the air was
+pleasantly cool and fresh (the city stands 2,100 feet above the sea,
+and just outside the tropical zone[<A NAME="chap09fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn5">5</A>]), and where the kind abbot of S.
+Bento, whom I had known up to then only by correspondence, met me at
+the station. We were soon at his monastery, which was well situated,
+occupying a whole side of one of the principal squares of the city, and
+of historic interest as built on the same spot where, three hundred and
+ten years before, the first Benedictine foundation in the then village
+of S. Paulo had been made by Frei Mauro Texeira, a zealous and fervent
+monk of Bahia. The monastery, as I knew it in 1909, was an
+unpretentious building of the early eighteenth century, constructed not
+of stone but of <I>taipa</I> (compressed earth), its long
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P160"></A>160}</SPAN>
+whitewashed
+front pierced by ten windows, and flanked by the façade of the church
+with its low cupola'd tower. My host, Abbot Miguel, who had been
+appointed prior of the restored abbey in 1900, and abbot seven years
+later, had inaugurated in 1903 a school for boys, which numbered at my
+arrival some 300 pupils. For their accommodation, and for that of his
+growing community, he had done all that was possible with the old and
+inadequate buildings of the monastery, to which he had built on various
+additions. But he and his community had already decided that a
+complete reconstruction of both abbey and church was absolutely
+essential for the development of their educational and other work; and
+I found them all studying and discussing ornate and elaborate plans by
+a well-known Bavarian architect, who had "let himself go" in a west
+front apparently in English Elizabethan style (recalling Hatfield), and
+a Byzantine church with Perpendicular Gothic details and two lofty
+towers.[<A NAME="chap09fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn6">6</A>] The process of demolition, commencing with the choir of the
+old church, was started a few weeks after I reached S. Paulo; and I
+remember that we were nearly asphyxiated by the falling and crumbling
+walls, which (as I have said) were built of a kind of adobe or dried
+mud, and broke into thick clouds of blinding yellow dust as they
+tumbled about our ears.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The rebuilding of the Benedictine Abbey was only
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P161"></A>161}</SPAN>
+one feature, and
+not the most considerable, of the architectural transformation which
+was taking place before one's eyes in every part of S. Paulo, and was
+developing it from an insignificant provincial capital into one of the
+largest and most progressive cities of South America. In twenty years
+the population had increased tenfold&mdash;from fifty thousand to nearly
+half a million&mdash;and two facts struck me as both remarkable and
+encouraging, namely that the birth-rate was more than double the
+death-rate, and was (so I was told) more than double that of
+London&mdash;nearly thirty-six per thousand. The State and city of S. Paulo
+were alike cosmopolitan, 300,000 immigrants (more than half of them
+Italians) having entered the country in the year before my arrival, and
+more than half the population being of foreign birth. The vast
+majority of the day-labourers in the city were Italians, on the whole
+an industrious and thrifty race (though not without obvious faults),
+who assimilated themselves without difficulty to the country of their
+adoption. The rapidly growing prosperity of S. Paulo was shown by the
+astonishing appreciation in a few years of the value of land in and
+around the city&mdash;exceeding, so I was assured by a prominent American,
+any phenomenon of the kind in the United States. Our Abbot had, not
+long before my arrival, acquired with wise prescience a fine country
+estate in the eastern outskirts, which was already worth at least ten
+times what he had expended on its purchase. The <I>chacara</I> (as such
+properties are called) included a fine old house of Imperial days,
+garden, farm, orchard, extensive woods, as well as a lake, football
+fields, playgrounds and a rifle-range; and here our young pupils spent
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P162"></A>162}</SPAN>
+one day every week enjoying the open-air life and sports
+unattainable in the city.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The college, or <I>gymnasio</I>, of S. Bento had already taken its
+recognised place among the best educational institutions of S. Paulo.
+The fathers were assisted in the work of teaching by a competent staff
+of lay masters, but retained the religious, moral, and disciplinary
+training of their pupils entirely in their own hands; and I was pleased
+to see how eminently suited the paternal and family spirit
+characteristic of Benedictine education was to Brazilian boys, and how
+well on the whole they responded to the efforts of their instructors to
+instil into them those habits of obedience, self-control, and moral
+responsibility, in which the home training of the children of Latin
+America is often so deplorably deficient. Naturally docile, pious, and
+intelligent, these little boys were brought under the salutary
+influence of S. Bento at an age when there seemed every hope that they
+would be tided safely over the difficult years of early adolescence,
+and moulded, under solid Christian guidance, into efficient and worthy
+citizens of their State and their country.[<A NAME="chap09fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn7">7</A>] English was taught by an
+American priest, who was also an excellent musician, and trained our
+little choristers very successfully. Several of the fathers spoke
+English well; but I was the only British-born member of the community,
+and I was naturally glad of opportunities to meet the scattered English
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P163"></A>163}</SPAN>
+Catholics who were to be found among the not very numerous
+British resident colony. Our little old church, unattractive enough as
+to externals, was yet greatly frequented by those (and they were many)
+who appreciated the careful reverence of the ceremonial and grave
+beauty of the monastic chant. Sermons in Portuguese and German were
+already preached regularly at the Sunday masses; and to these was added
+soon after my arrival an English sermon, which was very well attended.
+One came sometimes in the hospitals of the city, which I visited
+regularly, on stray Englishmen of another class&mdash;an injured railwayman,
+perhaps, or a sick sailor from a British ship, who were glad enough,
+even if not Catholics, of a friendly visit from a countryman. I
+remember a young Englishman from Warrington in Lancashire (this was one
+of the consoling cases), who was dying of some obscure tropical disease
+in the Santa Casa, the chief hospital of the city. It was the hottest
+time of year, and he suffered much, but never once murmured or
+complained. He had been baptized by a Benedictine (but eighteen years
+before) in his native town in England, and he looked on it, as he said,
+as "a bit of real luck" to be tended by a Benedictine on his death-bed.
+"O santinho inglez" (the little English saint) his nurses called him;
+and his death&mdash;he was never free from pain to the last&mdash;was truly the
+death of the just, and made an ineffaceable impression on those who
+witnessed it. <I>Fiant novissima mea hujus similia!</I>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I soon fell into the routine of our Brazilian monastic day, which
+differed a good deal (especially as to the hours for meals) from our
+European time-tables.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P164"></A>164}</SPAN>
+Coffee betimes; breakfast ("almoço")
+before noon; dinner at half-past five, after vespers, suited the school
+hours, and the busy life of the community. We anticipated matins at
+seven p.m.; hurried to the refectory for a dish of scalding tea
+(smothered in sugar, no milk), or a glass of lemonade, then hastened
+back to choir for night prayers and sundry pious exercises. This final
+collation (if it may be so called) was really alarming: the scorching
+tea was gulped down with a reckless rapidity which reminded one of
+Quilp tossing off the hissing rum in his riverside arbour! and I used
+to return to choir positively perspiring. But our commissariat was on
+the whole good, if simple; we had no such privations to face as in old
+days at Olinda, and as far as I was concerned the kind abbot was always
+on the alert to see that I wanted for nothing. Our chacara supplied us
+with farm produce of the best; and great platters of green and purple
+grapes, from the same source, were at this season served up at every
+meal.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The abbot, on his first free day, drove me round the interesting city.
+We visited a fine girls' school, conducted by Augustinian canonesses;
+the superior was sister to an Anglo-Irish Benedictine, and another nun
+was a Macpherson, with an accent of that ilk. We saw, also, two
+institutions founded by the Abbot, St. Adalbert's Parochial schools,
+under nuns of St. Catherine, and a hospital managed by sisters of the
+same Order. The hospital stood at the end of the Avenida Paulista, a
+noble boulevard lined with handsome houses of every imaginable style of
+architecture&mdash;Gothic, Renaissance, Moorish, Swiss, Venetian, classical,
+rococo, each one in its own glowing and luxuriant garden. This,
+naturally, was the rich
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P165"></A>165}</SPAN>
+man's quarter; the working people had of
+course their own dwellings, chiefly in the populous industrial district
+of Braz. But I saw no slums in S. Paulo, and nowhere the depressing
+contrast between ostentatious luxury and poverty-stricken squalor which
+is the blot on so many European cities. In S. Paulo there was, in
+fact, no poverty:[<A NAME="chap09fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn8">8</A>] there was work and employment and food for all;
+and it is true to say there was no need for any man to be a pauper
+except through his own fault. To any one with preconceived ideas of
+South American cities as centres of lethargy, indolence, and want of
+enterprise, the industrial activity and abounding prosperity of S.
+Paulo could not but appear as astonishing. That prosperity, as most
+people know, was mainly due to the foresight and energy with which the
+Paulistas had realised and utilised the fact that their famous <I>terra
+roxa</I> was adaptable for coffee-culture on a scale truly gigantic. Two
+years before my arrival (in 1906-07) the production of coffee in Brazil
+(three-fourths of it grown in S. Paulo) had reached the amazing figure
+of twenty million sacks, five times what it had been a quarter of a
+century before. Then, when the supply was found to exceed the demand,
+when prices fell by leaps and bounds, and financial disaster seemed
+imminent, the shrewd Paulistas conceived and adopted the
+much-criticised expedient of "valorisation," the State itself
+purchasing an enormous quantity of the crop, and holding it up until
+prices became again normal. It was in this and in many
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P166"></A>166}</SPAN>
+other
+ways that the Paulistas showed the clearsightedness and acumen which
+justly gained for their State and their capital the reputation of being
+the most enterprising and progressive on the whole South American
+continent.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The abbot and I finished our afternoon's drive with a little expedition
+to Cantareira, a hollow among wooded hills, some twelve or fourteen
+miles distant (the access is by a steam tramway), where, set in
+charming gardens, are some of the spacious reservoirs feeding the city.
+We drank our coffee in a rustic arbour, with bright-hued hummingbirds
+glancing and circling round our heads; and returning in the luminous
+violet twilight (which struck me always as particularly beautiful in
+this clear, high smokeless atmosphere), called to pay our respects to
+the Archbishop of the province and diocese of S. Paulo. A zealous
+parish priest in the city, where he had built a fine church (St.
+Cecilia's), he had been made Bishop of Coritiba at only thirty, and
+translated to the metropolitan see two years later. He was not yet
+thirty-eight.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I assisted, before our school broke up for the three months' summer
+holidays, at some of the examinations, which were conducted in presence
+of a <I>fiscal</I> (Government official), our college being at that time
+considered "equiparado," i.e., equivalent to the State secondary
+schools, a condition of the privilege being some kind of more or less
+nominal Government inspection. The school work, it struck me, had all
+been very thoroughly done, though perhaps of a somewhat elementary
+kind. A distraction to us all during the last hour was the news of a
+great fire raging in the principal business street of the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P167"></A>167}</SPAN>
+city.
+A big German warehouse, the Casa Allema, was in fact burned to the
+ground; and we surveyed the conflagration (said, but never proved, to
+be the work of incendiaries) from the belfry of our church tower.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The North American element in S. Paulo, though much smaller than it
+became later, was already fairly numerous. A great Canadian company
+was responsible for the supply of light and power to S. Paulo as well
+as Rio; some of the leading officials in both cities were Catholics,
+and became my kind friends. Another hospitable friend was a Scots
+banker married to an American wife, whom he habitually addressed as
+"Honey!"[<A NAME="chap09fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap09fn9">9</A>] There was, generally, a very friendly and hospitable
+spirit among the English-speaking residents; but (as usual in foreign
+cities) it was curiously confined to the circle of their own
+countrymen. Some of my Brazilian acquaintances used to express regret
+that the English colony, for which they had much respect, never evinced
+the least desire for any sort of intimacy with them; and it used to
+surprise me to find English families which had been settled in the
+country for a whole generation or more, of which not a single member
+knew sufficient Portuguese to carry on a quarter of an hour's
+conversation with an educated Brazilian of their own class.
+Personally, I found such Brazilians as I had the pleasure of meeting
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P168"></A>168}</SPAN>
+almost uniformly extremely agreeable people&mdash;kind, courteous,
+cultivated, and refined; and I thought, and still think, the insular
+aloofness of my countrymen from the people among whom it was their lot
+to live, a distinct disadvantage to themselves, and a mistake from
+every point of view.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was a curious fact, and one worthy of attention from several points
+of view, that at the time of which I am writing the public and official
+interest of the Paulistas in educational matters, while undoubtedly
+exceeding that of any other community in the Republic, was in practice
+almost confined to primary schools. Nearly £400,000, a fifth of the
+whole annual budget of the State, was devoted to their support and
+extension; many of the school buildings were of almost palatial
+appearance; the code was carefully thought out, and the teaching as a
+whole efficient; and elementary education was, at least in principle,
+obligatory, though the provisions of the law of 1893, which had
+established a commission for bringing negligent parents to book and
+fining them for non-compliance with the law, were to a great extent a
+dead letter. For secondary education, on the other hand, the public
+provision was of the slenderest: there were in 1909 but three State
+secondary schools in the State of S. Paulo&mdash;at Campinas and Ribeirão
+Preto, and in the capital; and the Lyceu in the last-named city (with a
+population of over 400,000) numbered less than 150 pupils. The
+all-important work of the education of the middle and upper classes of
+children, both boys and girls, thus fell inevitably into the hands of
+private teachers, the best colleges for both sexes (mostly <I>internatos</I>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P169"></A>169}</SPAN>
+or boarding-schools) being conducted by foreign religious orders.
+These institutions, receiving no State subvention of any kind, were
+regarded by the State with a tolerance due less to its appreciation of
+the principles on which their education was based, than to an obvious
+sense of the economic advantage of leaving private associations to
+undertake a work which it neglected itself. The net gain of this
+policy of <I>laisser aller</I> was that a large number of children,
+belonging to the classes on which depended the future prosperity of the
+country, were being carefully educated on solid Christian foundations,
+without, as far as I could observe at S. Bento and elsewhere, any
+sacrifice of the patriotic principles which Brazil quite rightly
+desired should be instilled into the rising generation of her sons and
+daughters.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn1text">1</A>] St. Trid's Well (as it was called before the Reformation) had the
+repute of miraculously curing diseases of the eye. A satirical
+sixteenth-century poet scoffs at the folk who flock to "Saint Trid's to
+mend their ene."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn2text">2</A>] The King (so his secretary wrote to me) was "much surprised and
+gratified" at hearing how the toast of his health had been received by
+the foreign passengers on an English ship. I sent on the letter from
+S. Paulo to the captain, who said it should be framed and hung up on
+board, but I never heard if this was done. Edward VII. died less than
+six months later, and on December 30, 1917, the <I>Aragon</I>, whilst on
+transport service in the Mediterranean, was torpedoed (together with
+her escort H.M.S. <I>Attack</I>), a few miles from Alexandria. The ship
+went down within half an hour of being struck, with a loss of more than
+six hundred lives.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn3text">3</A>] Their names are worthy of perpetuation&mdash;Lauro Muller, Paulo
+Frontin, Pareiro Passo (the Haussmann of Brazil), and Dr. Oswaldo Cruz,
+a pupil of Pasteur, and popularly known as the <I>mata-mosquitos</I>
+(mosquito-killer).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn4text">4</A>] This lapse from diplomatic courtesy on the part of Sir William
+Haggard was, I take pleasure in recalling, amply atoned for later by
+the kindness I received from two of his successors as British
+representative in Rio.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn5text">5</A>] The Tropic of Capricorn passes through S. Paulo&mdash;I had even heard
+said, through the monastery garden of S. Bento. "Let us dig and look
+for it," said one of my little pupils to whom I imparted this supposed
+geographical fact.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn6text">6</A>] When I saw S. Bento (after a long interval) eleven years later, the
+new buildings (except for the internal decoration of the church) were
+practically complete. Many of the details were no doubt open to
+criticism, and were in fact rather severely criticised; but it was a
+tribute to the architect that the general effect of his work was
+recognized as being both dignified and impressive.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn7text">7</A>] When I returned to S. Paulo eleven years later, I heard with
+pleasure from the parents of some of our former pupils of the
+satisfactory way in which their sons had turned out&mdash;a happy result
+which they attributed to the excellence of their upbringing at S. Bento.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn8text">8</A>] Let me note once for all that whatever I say about S. Paulo, here
+and elsewhere, is founded (facts and figures alike) on what I knew and
+learned of the city in 1909-10. A dozen years may, and do, bring many
+changes!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap09fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap09fn9text">9</A>] "Honey!" said an American bride (returning from an early morning
+walk) at a door&mdash;which she imagined to be that of the nuptial
+chamber&mdash;in the corridor of a big hotel; "honey! it's me: let me in."
+No response. "Honey! it's me, it's Mamie: open the door." Still no
+answer. "Honey! honey! don't you hear? it's me, honey." Gruff
+(unknown) male voice: "Madam, this is not a beehive, it's a bathroom!"
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap10"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P170"></A>170}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER X
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1910
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+The early days of December brought me news from England of the death of
+Provost Hornby, my old head master at Eton, aged well over eighty. He
+had birched me three times;[<A NAME="chap10fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn1">1</A>] still, I bore him no malice, though I
+did not feel so overcome by the news as Tom Brown did when he heard of
+the death of <I>his</I> old head master.[<A NAME="chap10fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn2">2</A>] An eminent scholar, a "double
+blue" at Oxford, of aspect dignified yet kindly, he had seemed to unite
+all the qualities necessary or desirable for an arch-pedagogue; yet
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P171"></A>171}</SPAN>
+no head master had ever entered an office under a cloud of
+greater unpopularity. We were all Tories at Eton in the 'sixties; and
+the rumoured association of the new head with the hated word <I>Reform</I>
+(which his predecessor Dr. Balston was said to have stoutly resisted)
+aroused in our youthful breasts a suspicion and dislike which
+culminated in the words "No Reform!" being actually chalked on the back
+of his gown (I personally witnessed the outrage) as he was ascending
+the stairs into Upper School. <I>Tempora mutantur</I>: I dare say there are
+plenty of young Etonian Radicals nowadays; though I do seem to have
+heard of Mr. Winston Churchill having been vigorously hooted in School
+Yard, on his first appearance at his old school after "finding
+salvation" in the Radical camp.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Two or three weeks before Christmas our abbot found himself rather
+suddenly obliged to sail for Europe on important business&mdash;leaving me a
+little forlorn, for he was my only real friend in our rather
+cosmopolitan community, though all were kindly and pleasant. The
+midsummer heat, too, was more trying than I had anticipated on this
+elevated plateau; and though the nights were sensibly cooler, they were
+disturbed by mosquitoes, tram-bells in the square outside, <I>grillos</I>
+and <I>cigarras</I> in our cloister garden beneath, our discordant church
+bells[<A NAME="chap10fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn3">3</A>] striking every quarter above one's head, and our big
+watch-dog, Bismarck, baying in the yard. I accompanied the abbot to
+the station, where the <I>dispedida</I> (leave-taking) in this country was
+always an affair of much demonstration and copious embracing. When
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P172"></A>172}</SPAN>
+he had gone we all settled down for a week's retreat, given by a
+venerable-looking and (I am sure) pious, but extraordinarily grimy,
+Redemptorist father, who must have found it an uncommonly hard week's
+work in the then temperature, for he "doubled" each of his Portuguese
+sermons by a duplicate German discourse addressed to the lay brethren.
+This pious exercise over, we prepared for the Christmas festival, which
+I enjoyed. It was my privilege to officiate at matins and lauds and
+the solemn Mass, lasting from half-past ten till nearly two. Our
+church (the demolition of which had not yet begun) was elaborately
+adorned and filled with a crowd of devout communicants, young and old;
+and when the long services were over, our good brothers gathered round
+the Christmas crib, and sang immensely long and pious German songs far
+into the small hours of morning. Later in the day I went up to
+Paradise ("Paraiso," the name of one of our picturesque suburbs), and
+lunched with the kind Canadian family whose pleasant hospitality
+constitutes one of the most agreeable souvenirs of my sojourn at S.
+Paulo, both at this time and ten years later.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+After New Year we had a sudden cool spell, with a southerly wind
+bringing refreshing airs from the Pole; and I profited by it to extend
+my daily walk, visiting churches and other places of interest in and
+about the city. Such old Portuguese churches as the <I>Sé</I> (cathedral)
+had a certain interest, though no beauty in themselves. The side
+altars, surmounted by fat and florid saints boxed up in arbours of
+artificial flowers, were painfully grotesque; and the big church was
+decked (for Christmastide) with
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P173"></A>173}</SPAN>
+faded red damask which, like Mrs.
+Skewton's rose-coloured curtains, only made uglier what was already
+ugly. A scheme, however, was afoot for pulling the whole place down;
+and a model and plans for a great Gothic cathedral of white granite
+were already on exhibition in a neighbouring window, and were exciting
+much attention. A few of the other old churches in the city had
+already been demolished to make way for new ones, mostly of an
+uninteresting German Romanesque type, planned by German architects.
+Native talent, however, was responsible for the splendid theatre, its
+façade adorned with red granite monoliths; but the finest building in
+S. Paulo (perhaps in Brazil) was the creation of an Italian architect
+(Bezzi). This was the noble palace at Ypiranga&mdash;a site dear to
+Brazilians as the scene of the Proclamation of Independence in
+1822&mdash;now used as a museum of ethnography and natural history, and
+containing collections of great and constantly increasing value and
+importance. S. Paulo in 1909 was&mdash;perhaps is even now, a dozen years
+later&mdash;a city still in the making;[<A NAME="chap10fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn4">4</A>] but the intelligence of its
+planning, the zeal of its enterprising citizens for its extension and
+embellishment, and the noticeable skill and speed of the workmen
+(nearly all Italians) under whose hands palatial buildings were rising
+on every side, were full of promise for the future.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+In 1909 the Instituto Serumtherapico, now very adequately housed at
+Butantan (popularly known
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P174"></A>174}</SPAN>
+as the "chacara dos serpentes," or
+snake-farm), a mile or two from the city, was only beginning, after
+years of patient and fruitful research, its remarkable work&mdash;a work of
+which (like the sanitation and reconstruction of Rio and the successful
+campaign against yellow fever) the credit is due to Brazilians and not
+to the strangers within their gates. The serums discovered by the
+founder of the Institute, Dr. Vidal Brazil, for the cure of snake-bite
+are as important and beneficent, within the vast area where the
+mortality from this cause has hitherto been far greater than is
+generally known or supposed, as Pasteur's world-famous treatment for
+hydrophobia. One serum is efficacious against the rattlesnake's bite,
+another against the venom of the urutu, the jararaca, and other deadly
+species, while a third is an antidote to the poison of any snake
+whatever. Twenty-five per cent. of snake-bite cases have hitherto, it
+is estimated, proved fatal; when the serum is administered in time cure
+is practically certain. To Dr. Brazil is also due the credit of the
+discovery of the mussurana, the great snake, harmless to man, which not
+only kills but devours venomous reptiles of all kinds, even those as
+big as, or bigger than, itself. It was expected, I was told, that the
+encouragement of the propagation of this remarkable ophidian might lead
+in time to the extermination of poisonous serpents not only in the
+State of S. Paulo, but in every part of tropical Brazil.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The traditional Benedictine hospitality was never wanting at our abbey:
+the guest-rooms were always occupied, and the guest-table in the
+refectory was a kaleidoscope of changing colour&mdash;now the violet sash
+and cap of a bishop from some remote State,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P175"></A>175}</SPAN>
+now the brown of a
+Franciscan or bearded Capuchin, the white wool of a Dominican
+missionary or a Trappist monk from the far interior, or the sombre
+habit of one of our own brethren from some distant abbey on the long
+Brazilian coast. Nor were the poorer claimants for rest and
+refreshment forgotten. I remember the British Consul, after seeing the
+whole establishment, saying that what pleased him most was the noonday
+entertainment of the lame, blind, and halt in the entrance-hall, and
+the spectacle of our good Italian porter, Brother Pio Brunelli,
+dispensing the viands (which the Consul thought looked and smelled
+uncommonly good) to our humble guests. Our Trappist visitor mentioned
+above was "procurador" of a large agricultural settlement in charge of
+his Order; and I remember understanding so much of his technical talk,
+after dinner, about their methods of hauling out trees by their roots,
+and their machinery for drying rice in rainy weather, as to convince me
+that my Portuguese was making good progress!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+All our cablegrams from England in these days were occupied with the
+General Election, the result of which (275 Liberals to 273 Unionists)
+was vastly interesting, leaving, as it appeared to do, the "balance of
+power" absolutely in the hands of the seventy Irish Nationalists.
+Several Catholic candidates (British) had been defeated, but nine were
+returned to the new Parliament&mdash;five Unionists and four Rad.-Nat.-Libs.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Of greater personal interest to me was the welcome and not unexpected
+news that by a Roman Decree issued on the last day of 1909 our
+monastery of Fort Augustus had been reunited with the English
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P176"></A>176}</SPAN>
+Benedictine Congregation, our position of "splendid isolation" as a
+Pontifical Abbey being thus at an end. My letters informed me that the
+abbot's resignation had already been accepted, and Dom Hilary Willson
+installed in office by the delegate of the English Abbot-president,
+with the good will of all concerned, and the special blessing of Pope
+Pius X., conveyed in a telegram from Cardinal Merry del Val, the Papal
+Secretary of State. The new superior's appointment was <I>ad nutum
+Sanctæ Sedis</I>, i.e. for an undetermined period; and the late abbot
+(whose health was greatly impaired) was authorised to retire, as he
+desired, to a "cell"&mdash;a commodious house and chapel&mdash;belonging to our
+abbey, high among pine-woods near Buckie, in Banffshire.[<A NAME="chap10fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn5">5</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My mail brought me, too, tidings of the marriage of the sons and
+daughters of quite a number of old friends&mdash;Balfour of Burleigh, North
+Dalrymple (Stair's brother), the Skenes of Pitlour and All Souls,
+Oxford; also of the engagement of Lovat's sister Margaret to Stirling
+of Keir, and of the death (under sad circumstances already referred
+to)[<A NAME="chap10fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn6">6</A>] of Ninian Crichton Stuart's poor little son. I heard with
+pleasure from Abbot Miguel that he hoped shortly to return to us: he
+had already cabled the single word "Demoli"; our poor old choir was
+under the hands of the house-breakers; and we were saying office
+temporarily in the chapter-room, lighted by such inefficient lamps
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P177"></A>177}</SPAN>
+that I could read hardly a line of my breviary by their
+glimmer.[<A NAME="chap10fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn7">7</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+"Just a song at twilight,<BR>
+When the lights are low,"<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+is all very well in its way; but the conditions are not suitable for
+matins and lauds lasting an hour and a half! After an interval of this
+discomfort, we get into our <I>côrozinho provisorio</I> (temporary little
+choir), a hantle cut out of the nave, which was still standing; and
+there we recited our office during the remainder of my stay.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+St. Benedict's feast this year fell after Easter; and we kept it with
+solemn services in our diminished church (which was packed to the
+doors), an eloquent panegyric preached by the vicar-general, and a good
+many guests in the refectory. The fare was lavish&mdash;too lavish for the
+temperature: there were soup, fish, oysters and prawns, three courses
+of meat, "tarts and tidiness," and great platters of fruit, khakis
+(persimmons), mamoes, abacaxis (small pineapples), etc. "Oh!
+Todgers's could do it when it liked!"[<A NAME="chap10fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn8">8</A>] I sat for a while afterwards
+with our U.S.A. padre, just returned from a week's trip on an American
+steamer. He had grown restive under the sumptuary laws
+(cassock-wearing, etc.) of our archdiocese, and as soon as the school
+holidays began, had donned his straw hat and monkey-jacket, and gone
+off to enjoy himself on the <I>Vasari</I>. He was very good company, and
+full of quaint Yankee tales and reminiscences. I recall one of his
+stories about a man who thought he could draw, and used
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P178"></A>178}</SPAN>
+to send
+his sketches to the editor of a picture-paper whom he knew. Meeting
+his friend one day, he asked him why his contributions were never used.
+"Well, the fact is," said the editor, "I have an aunt living in Noo
+Jersey, who can <I>knit</I> better pictures than yours!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On May 1 my friend Father Caton and I, desirous of seeing something of
+one important element of the heterogeneous population of S. Paulo,
+witnessed a procession of Garibaldians on their way to inaugurate a
+statue of their hero in one of the public gardens. A sinister crowd
+they were, members of some fifty Italian clubs and associations here,
+Socialist, masonic, revolutionary and anti-Christian, whose gods are
+Mazzini, Carducci, and their like. Round the statue was gathered a
+mass of their countrymen&mdash;some ten or twelve thousand at least, mostly
+Calabrians of a low type,[<A NAME="chap10fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn9">9</A>] who greeted with frantic applause a
+hysterical oration, with the usual denunciations of Popes and priests
+and kings, from a fanatical firebrand called Olavo Bilac. A
+humiliating spectacle on a May-day Sunday in the Catholic capital of a
+Catholic State; but a large proportion of these Italian immigrants were
+in truth the scum of their own country and of Christendom. Our abbot,
+whose zeal and charity extended to all nationalities in this
+cosmopolitan city, had established, with the help of some Brazilian
+ladies, a free night-school for the crowds of little shoeblacks and
+newspaper-sellers, practically all Italians. He preached at their
+periodical First Communion festivals, entertained them afterwards to a
+joyful breakfast (at which I
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P179"></A>179}</SPAN>
+sometimes assisted with much
+pleasure), and did his best to keep in touch with them as they grew up.
+I remember a great Italian audience (of the better sort) in our college
+hall one evening, witnessing with delighted enthusiasm three little
+plays, one in Portuguese and two in Italian, acted extremely well by a
+troupe of the abbot's young Italian <I>protégés</I>. With all his
+charitable efforts, he could never, of course, touch more than the
+fringe of the question; but he never wearied of urging on the
+ecclesiastical authorities&mdash;nay, he had the opportunity at least once
+of forcibly representing to the Pope himself&mdash;the paramount necessity
+of some organised effort to evangelise these uninstructed masses of
+Italians who were annually pouring into the country. No one realised
+better than he did that united and fervent prayer was at least as
+powerful a factor as pastoral labour in the work of Christianisation
+which he had so greatly at heart; and it was therefore with special joy
+that he saw at this time the fruition of a scheme for which he had long
+been hoping, the establishment in S. Paulo of a community of enclosed
+nuns of our own Order. I spent some interesting hours with him
+visiting, with the chosen architect, various possible sites for the new
+foundation in and about the city. That matter settled, the rest soon
+followed; and he had the happiness of seeing the foundation-stone of
+the new monastery laid in May, 1911, and six months later, the
+inauguration of community life and the Divine Office, under Prioress
+Cecilia Prado.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The first week in May brought us news of the alarming illness of Edward
+VII., and twenty-four hours later of his death. The universal and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P180"></A>180}</SPAN>
+spontaneous tributes to his memory in this foreign city were very
+remarkable: everywhere flags flying half-mast, and many shops and
+business houses closed. The newspaper articles were all most
+sympathetic in tone, with (of course) any number of quaint
+mis-spellings. The "Archbishop of Canter Cury" figured in several
+paragraphs; but I could never make out what was meant by one statement,
+viz., that the King was "successivamente alumno de Trinity, Oxford, e
+de Preoun Hall, Cambridge," and that he possessed intimate technical
+knowledge of the construction of fortresses. The abbot and I called at
+the British Consulate to express our condolence; and a large
+congregation (including many Protestants) attended mass and my sermon
+at S. Bento a Sunday or two later, it having been understood that there
+would be a "pulpit reference" to the national loss. The Prefect of the
+city was present, and called personally on me later to express his own
+sympathy and that of the municipality of S. Paulo.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Funeral services in this Latin-American capital were not, as a rule,
+very edifying functions. I attended, with the Rector of our college,
+the obsequies of an aged, wealthy and pious lady, Dona Veridiana Prado.
+A carriage and pair of fat white horses were sent to take us to her
+house, where there was a great concourse of friends and relatives; but
+neither there nor in the cemetery afterwards was there much sign of
+mourning, or even of respect, and not a tenth part of those present
+paid the slightest attention to the actual burying of the poor lady.
+We walked afterwards through the great Consolação cemetery, which
+struck me as having little that was
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P181"></A>181}</SPAN>
+consoling about it. It was
+well kept, and the monuments were&mdash;expensive, the majority of white
+marble, but with far too many semi-nude weeping female figures,
+apparently nymphs or muses: inscriptions from Vergil, Camoens, etc.,
+and such sentiments as "Death is an eternal sleep," and "An everlasting
+farewell from devoted friends." The most remarkable tomb I noticed was
+a tribute to an eminent hat-maker&mdash;a large relief in bronze
+representing a hat-factory in full blast!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Much more consoling than the funeral of poor Dona Veridiana was the
+general manifestation of faith and devotion on the festival of Corpus
+Christi. All business was suspended for the day (although it was not a
+state holiday); and when our procession emerged from the church and
+passed slowly along one side of our busy square, I was pleased and
+edified to see how every head in the great expectant crowd was bared,
+and all, from cab-drivers, motor-men and police down to street arabs,
+preserved, during the passing of the <I>Santissimo</I>, the same air of
+hushed and reverent attention. It was a joy to feel, as I felt then,
+that these poor people, whatever their defects or shortcomings,
+possessed at least the crowning gift of faith. A curious reason was
+given me by one of the clergy of the city for the unusual spirit of
+devotion at that time manifest among the people. Halley's Comet was
+just then a conspicuous object, blazing in the north-west sky. The
+phenomenon, so said my informant, was very generally believed to
+portend the speedy end of the world&mdash;a belief which stimulated popular
+devotion, and sent many spiritual laggards to their religious duties.
+However that may have been, a great deal of genuine popular
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P182"></A>182}</SPAN>
+piety
+there undoubtedly was in the big busy city. It was not only at solemn
+functions on high festivals that our church was thronged by a silent
+and attentive crowd; but Sunday after Sunday, at every mass from dawn
+to noonday, the far too scanty space was filled by an overflowing
+congregation, while the ever-increasing number of communions gave
+evidence of the solid piety underlying their real love for the services
+and ceremonies of the Church.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Our abbot, who returned to us from Europe on the morrow of King
+Edward's death, had almost immediately to leave again for Rio, where
+our brethren of S. Bento there were being fiercely attacked in the
+public press. The French subprior in charge had not only refused leave
+to the Government to connect the Isle of Cobras (an important military
+station) with the mainland, i.e. with St. Benedict's Mount, on which
+our abbey stood, but had revived an old claim of ownership to the Isle
+itself. "Very imprudent," thought Abbot Miguel, who knew well the risk
+of the old parrot-cry of "frades estrangeiros" (foreign monks) being
+revived against us, and also shrewdly surmised that the young superior
+was more or less in the hands of astute <I>advogados</I>, who (after the
+manner of their tribe) were "spoiling for a fight," and scenting big
+fees and profits for themselves if it came to litigation. Dom Miguel
+left us quite resolved, with the robust common-sense characteristic of
+him, to meet the attacks of the newspapers, interview the Papal Nuncio,
+and (if necessary) the President of the Republic himself, talk over the
+subprior, and give the lawyers a bit of his mind; and he did it all
+very effectually! When he returned a few
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P183"></A>183}</SPAN>
+days later, the
+advocates had been sent to the right-about, all claims had been waived
+(or withdrawn) to the Isle and the Marine Arsenal between our abbey and
+the sea, which was also in dispute: the President and his advisers had
+expressed their satisfaction with the patriotism and public spirit of
+the monks: the Nuncio had sealed the whole transaction with the
+Pontifical approval: the hostile press was silenced; and, in a word,
+the "incident was closed"&mdash;and a very good thing too!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the fresh activities consequent on the new régime at Fort
+Augustus was the contemplated reopening of our abbey school, which had
+been closed for some years; and there was, I understood, some desire
+that I should return home with a view of undertaking the work of
+revival. I ventured to express the hope that the task might be
+entrusted to a younger man; and Abbot Miguel had, whilst in Europe,
+begged that I might be permitted to remain on in S. Paulo for at least
+another year. These representations had their due effect; and I was
+looking forward contentedly to a further sojourn under the Southern
+Cross, when the matter was taken out of our hands by a serious
+affection of the eyesight which threatened me with partial or total
+blindness. There were plenty of oculists in S. Paulo; and after they
+had peered and pried and peeped and tapped and talked to their hearts'
+content, generally ending up with "Paciencia! come again to-morrow!"
+the youngest and most capable of them diagnosed (quite correctly, as it
+turned out), a rather obscure, unusual and interesting
+ailment&mdash;interesting, <I>bien entendu</I>, to the oculists, not to the
+patient&mdash;which necessitated more or less drastic
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P184"></A>184}</SPAN>
+treatment. By
+the advice of my friend the Consul (himself a medical man of
+repute[<A NAME="chap10fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn10">10</A>]), and with the concurrence of the abbot, I determined that
+the necessary treatment should be undergone not in Brazil but at home.
+Hasty preparations for departure, and the inevitable leave-takings,
+fully occupied the next fortnight. I found time, however, to attend an
+exciting football match, the winning of which by our college team gave
+them the coveted championship of the S. Paulo schools. The game had
+taken a wonderful hold of the Brazilian youth within the past few
+years, very much to their physical and moral benefit; and many of these
+youngsters, light of foot and quick of eye, shaped into uncommonly good
+players. They had plenty of pluck too: in the last few minutes of the
+match of which I have been speaking one of our best players, a lively
+pleasant youth with a face like a Neapolitan fisher-boy's, had the
+misfortune to fall with his right arm under him, and broke it badly.
+He bore the severe pain like a Trojan; and when I visited him next day,
+though he confessed to a sleepless night, laughingly made light of his
+injury. His chief regret was being unable to join in the exodus of our
+hundred and fifty boarders, who departed with much bustle and many
+cheers for their month's holiday. Their long three months' vacation
+was in the hot season, from November to February.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P185"></A>185}</SPAN>
+A few, who
+stayed with us for the winter holiday, hailed from remote corners of
+the State, and some from even farther afield, from Goyaz, Pernambuco,
+or Matto Grosso. Two I remember whose homes were in far Amazonas; and
+it took them a much longer time to journey thither (in Brazilian
+territory all the time) than it would have done to reach London or
+Paris. One never ceased to wonder at the amazing vastness of Brazil,
+and to speculate on what the future has in store for the country when
+it begins to "find itself," and seriously to develop its incomparable
+resources.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Almost my last visit in S. Paulo was to the newly-appointed English
+clergyman, whom I had met at a friend's house. He entertained me
+hospitably at luncheon; but whilst helping me to prawn mayonnaise
+begged me to say if "I shared the official belief of my Church that he
+and all Protestants were irrevocably d&mdash;&mdash;d." I need not say that I
+evaded the question, not deeming the moment propitious for a course of
+the Catechism of the Council of Trent; and we parted good friends.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On June 28 I left S. Paulo with many regrets, wondering whether I
+should ever revisit the fair city and my kind friends, of whom many
+mustered at the station, according to the pleasant custom of the
+country, to speed the parting traveller. The rapid drop down the
+serra&mdash;it was my first trip on the wonderfully-engineered "English
+Railway," which enjoys the profitable monopoly of carrying passengers
+and coffee (especially coffee) to the busy port of Santos&mdash;was
+enjoyable and picturesque, with glimpses, between the frequent tunnels,
+into deep wooded valleys, the dark uniform green of the <I>matto</I>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P186"></A>186}</SPAN>
+interspersed with the lovely azure and white blossoms of the graceful
+Quaresma, or Lent tree (<I>Tibouchina gracilis</I>), one of the glories of
+the Brazilian forest. The kind prior of S. Bento at Santos met me
+there, and I rested for a while at his quaint and charming little
+priory, perched high above the city on its flight of many steps, and
+almost unchanged in appearance since its foundation two centuries and a
+half before, though the buildings had, I believe, been restored early
+in the eighteenth century. Higher still, and accessible only on foot,
+stood the famous shrine or hermitage of Our Lady of Montserrat, served
+by our Benedictine fathers ever since its foundation in 1655, and a
+much-frequented place of pilgrimage. I had a drive, before going
+aboard my ship, round the picturesque and prosperous little city, the
+transformation of which, since I passed by it in 1896, had been almost
+more rapid and astonishing than that of Rio. From a haunt of
+pestilence and death, yearly subject to a devastating epidemic of
+yellow fever, it had become a noted health-resort, its unrivalled
+<I>praia</I>, stretching for miles along the blue waves of the Atlantic,
+lined with modern hotels and charming villas standing in their own
+luxuriant gardens, whither the <I>fina flora</I> of Paulista society came
+down in summer with their families to enjoy the sea-bathing and the
+ocean breezes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was cordially welcomed on the <I>Araguaya</I>, a fine ship of over 10,000
+tons, by my old friend Captain Pope, with whom I had made my first
+voyage to Brazil nearly a quarter of a century before. There was a
+full complement of passengers, including (at the captain's table with
+me) Sir John Benn, <I>ex</I>-chairman of the London County Council and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P187"></A>187}</SPAN>
+M.P. for Devonport, also Canon Valois de Castro, representative of S.
+Paulo in the Federal Parliament. I landed at none of the Brazilian
+ports, the ascent and descent of steep companions, sometimes in a heavy
+swell, being hardly compatible with my semi-blind condition. Leaving
+Pernambuco, I looked rather wistfully at the unforgotten heights of
+Olinda, and wondered if I should ever see Brazil's low green shores
+again. Sir John was my chief companion on deck: he was a clever
+artist, and kept me amused with his delightful sketches of famous
+Parliamentarians&mdash;Disraeli, Gladstone, R. Churchill, Redmond, Parnell,
+Hartington, and many others&mdash;as well as of some of the more eccentric
+of our fellow-passengers. At our table was an agreeable captain of the
+Brazilian Navy, going to Barrow-in-Furness to bring out their new
+Dreadnought, the <I>São Paulo</I>. His 400 bluejackets were on board,
+smartly dressed in British fashion; but he confided to us that most of
+them were raw recruits, and that some had never seen the sea till they
+boarded the <I>Araguaya</I>! As our voyage progressed he grew more and more
+<I>distrait</I>, lost, no doubt, in speculation as to how he and his
+heterogeneous crew were ever going to get their big new battleship from
+Barrow to Rio. I never heard how they got on.[<A NAME="chap10fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap10fn11">11</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+At Madeira I went ashore to see the Consul (Boyle, a cousin of
+Glasgow's) and his pleasant wife, sat for an hour with them enjoying
+the enchanting view, and returned on board in company (as I afterwards
+discovered) with three professional card-sharpers, who, having been
+warned off Madeira, were returning more or less <I>incog.</I> to England.
+The last days of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P188"></A>188}</SPAN>
+our voyage were made in a fog that never
+lifted&mdash;an anxious time for my friend the captain. We never sighted
+Ushant light at all, and steamed far past Cherbourg, to which we had to
+return dead slow, our dreary foghorn sounding continually all night
+long. However, it cleared quite suddenly, and we raced across the
+Channel in bright sunshine, but reached Southampton so late that a kind
+brother who had come down to meet me there had been obliged to return
+to London.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn1text">1</A>] Once quite unjustly&mdash;but that was not his fault, for he acted only
+on "information received." This reminds me of Mr. Gladstone's story of
+his schoolfellow Arthur Hallam (of <I>In Memoriam</I> fame). "Hallam," said
+W. E. G., indulging in some Etonian reminiscences at his own table when
+not far off ninety, "was a singularly virtuous boy; but he was once
+flogged by Dr. Keat, though quite unjustly. When we came into school
+one day, the master, Mr. Knapp&mdash;("He was a sad scoundrel, and got into
+prison later," the old gentleman added in parenthesis, "and I
+subscribed to relieve his necessities"),&mdash;said at once, 'Præpostor, put
+Hallam's name in the bill for breaking my window.'&mdash;'Please, sir, I
+never broke any window of yours,' cried Hallam, starting up.
+'Præpostor,' said Mr. Knapp, 'put Hallam's name in the bill for lying,
+and breaking my window.'&mdash;'Upon my sacred word of honour, sir,' said
+Hallam, jumping up again, 'I never touched your window.' But Mr. Knapp
+merely said, 'Præpostor, put Hallam's name in the bill for swearing,
+and lying, and breaking my window!'
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn2text">2</A>] <I>Tom Brown's School Days</I> (ed. 1839), pp. 370, 371.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn3text">3</A>] Replaced in 1920 by a new and sonorous peal. They still struck the
+quarters! but anyhow in tune.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn4text">4</A>] "Were the Vanderbilts as great a power in the American railway and
+financial world in your time as they are now?" some one asked an
+Englishman who had at one time spent some years in the United States.
+"No," he replied; "I think when I was out there they were only
+Vanderbuilding!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn5text">5</A>] His quiet sojourn at St. James's, which he had himself built and
+inaugurated five years previously, was a sadly short one. I heard with
+deep regret of his death there on St. Benedict's, Day (March 21) of
+this year, 1910.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn6text">6</A>] See <I>ante</I>, page <A HREF="#P130">130</A>, <I>note</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn7text">7</A>] This straining of the sight precipitated, I think, the affection of
+the eyes which was to prove so troublesome.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn8text">8</A>] Dickens, <I>Martin Chuzzlewit</I>, chap. ix.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn9text">9</A>] "La crême de la guillotine," as our Parisian monk, Dom Denis,
+described them.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn10text">10</A>] The O'Sullivan Beare, a graduate of Dublin University, had had an
+interesting career. He had served in the Egyptian War of 1885, had
+been medical officer on the Gold Coast and at Zanzibar, a Vice-consul
+in East Africa, engaged in the suppression of the slave-trade, and
+later Consul at Bahia and S. Paulo. He was Consul-general at Rio de
+Janeiro during a great part of the European War. Col. O'Sullivan Beare
+died in 1921.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap10fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap10fn11text">11</A>] See, however, <I>post</I>, page <A HREF="#P202">202</A>.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap11"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P189"></A>189}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER XI
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1910-1911
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+The first news that reached me on my landing at Southampton on July 17,
+1910, was that my nephew, Alan Boyle, the intrepid young airman, had
+been seriously hurt at Bournemouth&mdash;not in the "central blue," but
+through the wheels of his "Avis" catching in a clover-field. His life
+had probably been saved by the chance of his having borrowed (for he
+always as a rule flew bareheaded) an inflated rubber cap from a friend
+just before the disaster; but, as it was, his head was badly
+injured.[<A NAME="chap11fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn1">1</A>] After telegraphing sympathy and inquiries to the Glasgows,
+I went straight to London, to interview doctor and oculist, who both
+advised consultation with the famous Wiesbaden specialist,
+Pagenstecher. My brother and I accordingly left England next day,
+staying a night at Cologne to visit the Cathedral, which D. had never
+seen, and which, marvellous as it is, struck me once again as the most
+uninspired of all the great churches of Europe. We reached Wiesbaden
+next evening; and I was soon established
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P190"></A>190}</SPAN>
+in the comfortable
+<I>klinik</I> devoted to the cosmopolitan clients of the great oculist. Our
+party included patients from America, Australia, Mexico and Ceylon, as
+well as from every country in Europe, and I found myself at table next
+to a wealthy Catholic gentleman from Yucatan, who told me much about
+that little-known and marvellous country, and gave me an album of most
+interesting photographs. I had feared to be caged in a dark room, but
+escaped this fate, and was able to enjoy of an afternoon the excellent
+music in the Kurhaus gardens. The internal decorations of the Kurhaus
+were too hideous for words; but it stood charmingly among shady groves,
+lakes and fountains, and there were 350 newspapers in the huge rococo
+reading-room. I had some pleasant walks with my new friend from
+Yucatan&mdash;one to the top of the Neroberg, where we enjoyed a really
+magnificent prospect, and partook of iced coffee and kirschen-küchen in
+a rustic summerhouse. Another glorious view was from the Greek Chapel,
+erected by a Grand Duke of Nassau to the memory of his Russian wife,
+with an extraordinarily sumptuous and beautiful interior: I was greatly
+struck by it, though I could not help thinking that when the guide said
+it cost £700,000 he meant marks, for it is of no great size.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Meanwhile I continued the prescribed "treatment" (unpleasant as it was)
+at the hands of the eminent oculist, a mysterious-seeming old gentleman
+who reminded me uncomfortably of Uncle Silas in Le Fanu's
+blood-curdling novel. Our party at the Klinik was a remarkably
+cheerful one, everybody seeming quite confident of being cured, or at
+least greatly benefited. Personally, I soon made up my mind
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P191"></A>191}</SPAN>
+to
+the permanent loss of one eye (even though, as Dickens remarked of Mr.
+Squeers, "popular prejudice runs in favour of two"); and in this
+anticipation I was confirmed by the verdict of Pagenstecher's clever
+son Adolf, a much more <I>simpatico</I> person than his distinguished
+parent. Anyhow I was out of the surgeons' hands (for this relief much
+thanks!), and to celebrate my emancipation I dined at the Kurhaus,
+listened to the admirable "Doppel-Orchester" (it was an Italian Opera
+night, recalling many memories), witnessed the illuminations, and felt
+quite dissipated.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was cheered, in the midst of these preoccupations, by a very hopeful
+letter from my sister, fortified by Sir Victor Horsley's favourable
+prognosis of Alan's case.[<A NAME="chap11fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn2">2</A>] Interesting news, too, came from Lady
+Lovat (doubly interesting to me) that Simon, now nearly thirty-nine,
+was engaged to my pretty young kinswoman Laura Lister.[<A NAME="chap11fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn3">3</A>] And on the
+same day I heard of the betrothal of a favourite niece to a
+brigadier-general, with a command in West Africa (whither, I imagine,
+his bride could <I>not</I> accompany him), and a little place in
+Lincolnshire. In both cases, curiously enough, the
+bridegroom-expectant was more than double the age of the bride-to-be;
+but I saw no reason, if they knew their own minds, why this discrepancy
+should militate against their happiness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Bethinking myself that I had never yet gone down the Rhine by water, I
+boarded a steamer at Biebrich,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P192"></A>192}</SPAN>
+and steamed down the yellow turbid
+river for eight hours in mist and rain, wishing all the time that I was
+in the train. A female fellow-passenger introduced herself to me as a
+former governess of the Glasgow children in the Antipodes, said she had
+lost her party <I>and</I> her purse, and requested a small loan! I spent
+two pleasant days at Cologne (Sunday and the <I>festa</I> of August 15 next
+day), was edified by the immense and devout congregations and the
+beautiful music in the vast cathedral, and pleased to see the simple
+holiday-making of the good Rhinelanders in their pretty river-side
+gardens. Brussels, my next halting-place, was crammed with visitors to
+the Exhibition, or rather to the smoking ruins of what had been the
+exhibition, the greater part of which had been burned down the night
+before my arrival. I walked through the cheerful city, of which the
+only new feature (to me) was the colossal Palace of Justice, which
+seemed to dominate Brussels as the heaven-piercing spires of the Dom
+dominate Cologne; but the gigantic mass of the Brussels building seemed
+rather to be heaven-defying, and too suggestive of the Tower of Babel
+to please me.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Letters at Brussels told me of the long-hoped-for arrival of Kelburn's
+son and heir, godson to Queen Mary (her first since the King's
+accession). He was named Maurice at the special wish of Her Majesty,
+who (so I understood) was possessed with the odd idea that "Maurice"
+was the masculine equivalent for "Mary!" Crossing from Ostend to
+Dover, I encountered a well-known Scottish peer of whose demise I had
+read in an English paper two days before. He was on his way home from
+visiting the Passion-play at Ober Ammergau, had seen no papers,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P193"></A>193}</SPAN>
+and had been surprised, and rather annoyed, at receiving letters and
+telegrams at Brussels congratulating him on being still alive. I
+cheered him up with a story of another man who saw his death announced
+in the morning papers, and calling up an intimate friend on the
+telephone, said, "Did you see in this morning's paper that I was dead?"
+"Yes," replied his friend, "I did. Where are you speaking from?" When
+I got to London, the same kind brother who had escorted me to Wiesbaden
+took me (by way of consolation for my wasted month[<A NAME="chap11fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn4">4</A>]) to lunch&mdash;on
+turtle soup and punch&mdash;at the "Ship and Turtle" in the City. After a
+flying visit to my kind friends at Arundel and to my sister in Surrey,
+I came back to stay with him at his elm-shaded Thames-side home. We
+made some pleasant expeditions thence by land and water, motoring one
+day to quaint old Guildford, where we explored Archbishop Abbott's
+delightfully picturesque old Jacobean almshouses, and drank tea in an
+almost equally picturesque tea-shop, kept, I was carefully informed, by
+<I>real</I> ladies!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My pretty niece Cicely insisted on my presence at her wedding to her
+Brigadier; and I journeyed down to Kent, on a piping August day, in the
+company of crowds of Irish hoppers bound for the same county. The
+marriage was from the Cranbrooks' nice place, Hemsted, in the very
+heart of the Garden of England, a big Victorian house full of the first
+Earl's[<A NAME="chap11fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn5">5</A>] memorials of Queen Victoria, Beaconsfield,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P194"></A>194}</SPAN>
+and the
+other great Tory statesmen of his day. Lady Jane Gathorne-Hardy did
+the honours for the large house-party, as her parents were away taking
+a "cure" somewhere; and the day after the pretty wedding in the pretty
+parish church (the vicar, an old Magdalen man, gave a very good
+address), our kind hostess escorted the whole party up to town and
+entertained them to luncheon and a frivolous afternoon at the
+"Follies." I left London the same night for Scotland, and met at
+Beaufort, where I stayed <I>en route</I>, for our Highland abbey, Lovat's
+youthful bride-elect&mdash;as tall, and I am sure as good, as the lady in
+<I>The Green Carnation</I>,[<A NAME="chap11fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn6">6</A>] and already an accepted and affectionate
+member of the large and merry family of Frasers and Maxwells. I sailed
+down our familiar canal to Fort Augustus on a marvellously still and
+bright autumn afternoon; and as we slid alongside the Fort Augustus
+quay and looked back on the panorama of azure lake and purple hills, a
+friend and I agreed (as he colloquially put it) that it "licked the
+Rhine into fits."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I found things externally little changed under the new, or restored,
+Anglo-Benedictine régime, the chief visible difference being that my
+brethren now wore the flapping English hood, which gave them rather the
+aspect of large nuns. There was much coming and going to and from
+missions and
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P195"></A>195}</SPAN>
+locum-tenancies of vacant parishes; and our house
+seemed destined to become more and more a "jumping-off place" for that
+kind of work rather than a great centre of monastic life and
+observance. One aim was not of course incompatible with the other,
+given a large enough community; but ours was at this time small enough,
+and there were several more or less permanent absentees. Most of the
+latter, however, "rolled up" for the excellent retreat given us by our
+good old friend Bishop Hedley, who had done us the same kindness just
+twenty-one years before. He was interested, after it was over, in
+hearing of our plans and hopes (then much "in the air") for re-starting
+the suspended building of our much-needed church, of which the
+foundation-stone had been laid nearly fifteen years previously. A
+young architect (an "old boy" of the abbey school) was staying with us,
+and quite prepared to produce the most fascinating designs at the
+shortest notice. But money, or the lack of it, was, as usual, the
+crucial point; and we did not "see our way" (horrid phrase) to resume
+operations either then or in the immediate future.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went, in these golden October days, when a wonderful stillness so
+often broods over Highland hills and glens in their livery of autumnal
+russet, to do chaplain for two Sundays to the Lovats, who had a large
+shooting-party at Beaufort&mdash;Seftons and Howicks and Gathorne-Hardys and
+some others, including an A.D.C. to the Irish Viceroy, of whom he told
+me a good story. An old peer from the country presented himself at a
+levee at Dublin Castle; and his Excellency engaged him in conversation,
+starting as usual with the weather.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P196"></A>196}</SPAN>
+"Wonderful rain we've been having:
+everything coming up out of the ground."&mdash;"God forbid!" said the old
+peer. "I said that everything was coming up out of the ground,"
+repeated H.E., slightly raising his voice. "And <I>I</I> said 'God
+forbid!'" retorted the old gentleman: "I've got three wives buried
+under it!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went from Beaufort for a day or two to Nairn, which I remember hardly
+more than a poor fishing village, frequented by ladies and children for
+sea-bathing, but which owes its present reputation and prosperity, like
+so many other places, to its excellent golf-links. After a short stay
+at Kelburn, where I found my poor nephew Alan Boyle making good
+progress to recovery, I could not resist an invitation to pass a few
+days at St. Andrews, where the successor of my dear friend George Angus
+was anxious for me to see his new church lately opened. It was a
+rather effective building, in what a descriptive report called the
+"Lombardic style, adapted to suit local conditions." One of the
+"adaptations" was putting the tower at the wrong end, the "local
+condition" being that the lady who had built the church, and who
+inhabited a villa close by, had objected to a western tower as blocking
+her view of the North Sea! I strolled about the "dear romantic town,"
+mounting the East Neuk road as far as "Rest and be thankful," and
+feeling heavy-hearted enough, with Tennyson's lines constantly in my
+mind:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+I climb the hill from end to end:<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of all the landscape underneath,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I find no place that does not breathe<BR>
+Some gracious memory of my friend.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P197"></A>197}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+For each has pleased a kindred eye,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And each reflects a happier day;<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And leaving them to pass away,<BR>
+I think once more he seems to die.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I came home from my last walk by the old harbour, admiring, as I had
+done a hundred times before, the wonderful lights on sea and land which
+one associates with St. Andrews in autumn; but feeling that I never
+cared to see the place again. Soon I went south, to Oxford, where Mgr.
+Kennard, who was again threatening for the <I>n</I>th time to resign, for
+reasons of health, his office of chaplain, had begged me to come and
+help him for as much of the Michaelmas term as I could spare. I found
+him, as a matter of fact, rather exceptionally well, and ready and
+anxious to recount to an intelligent listener (which I fear I was
+<I>not</I>, on this subject) every one of his golfing achievements during
+the past four months at Burnham, Westward Ho! North Berwick, and
+elsewhere. Although quite incapable of talking "golf shop," I
+contributed one anecdote (new, I believed), which I had brought from
+Nairn, and which pleased my old friend. It concerned a young man and
+maiden who were playing golf&mdash;the lady quite a novice&mdash;and had reached
+a hole which was on the top of a little hill. The youth ran up first
+to see the lie of the balls. "A stymie!" he shouted: "a dead stymie!"
+The young lady came up with a sniff. "Well, do you know?" she said, "I
+<I>thought</I> I smelled something as I was walking up the hill!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had been invited to preach Lovat's wedding sermon on October 15; but
+this, as well as much of the long choral service, had been
+countermanded
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P198"></A>198}</SPAN>
+at the eleventh hour. I went up the day before to
+the family residence in Grosvenor Gardens: presents still pouring in,
+and such unconsidered trifles as diamond pendants, silver salvers, gold
+cigarette-cases, telescopes, and illuminated addresses, lying
+promiscuously about. A small army of newspaper-reporters (whom I was
+deputed to interview) swarmed in after dinner. There was a great
+gathering at the Oratory next morning, where the ample space beneath
+the dome makes a most effective setting for a wedding pageant. The
+bride's procession was a little late; and the stalwart bridegroom,
+supported by his Scots Guards brother, was (shall I say "the cynosure
+of all eyes" or the "observed of all observers"?&mdash;both good old
+<I>clichés</I>) in the full dress bravery of a Highland chief.[<A NAME="chap11fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn7">7</A>] I went in
+afterwards to sign the register, while the <I>primo soprano assoluto</I> of
+the famous choir thrilled out the Bach-Gounod "Ave Maria," as
+inevitable an accompaniment of Oratory weddings as "O for the Wings of
+a Dove" is of those at Sloane Street or Eaton Square. Mrs. Asquith
+(the bride's aunt) entertained us afterwards in the none too spacious
+reception rooms at 10, Downing Street, where the well-dressed mob,
+<I>more suo</I>, made play with their elbows in their quest for their own
+and other people's presents on the loaded tables. There were
+representatives from the bride's home in Ribblesdale, as well as a
+deputation of farmers from distant Beaufort;
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P199"></A>199}</SPAN>
+and one heard
+intermittently the broad accent of Lancashire and the slow soft
+Highland speech, mingling oddly with the London cackle. The
+festivities at an end, I escorted a party of youthful Maxwells to the
+Zoo. We saw a much-bored tiger, which gaped at us most rudely; also a
+greatly vaunted American aloe, of the
+"blooming-once-in-a-hundred-years" kind, which we all thought a fraud.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had planned to finish while at Oxford my greatly belated work for the
+<I>Encyclopædia</I>, but was (perhaps unduly) mortified to find how much my
+progress was impeded by my altered conditions of eyesight. Let me,
+however, record here, <I>pour encourager les autres</I> similarly
+handicapped, that the initial difficulty of <I>focussing</I> (very serious
+and very discouraging at first to a one-eyed man) tends to disappear
+not only quickly but completely. "Un poco paciencia," as we say in
+Brazil; kind Mother Nature steps in with her compensations, and one can
+only feel grateful&mdash;I hope and believe that I did&mdash;at suffering so
+little from what seems, and after all is, so serious a privation.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Two of Lovat's nephews were now undergraduates at Trinity, Cambridge,
+whither I went over to see them from Oxford. They gave me luncheon in
+their quaint low-ceiled rooms in Trinity Street, took me to see their
+sister (a pupil in a convent school), and escorted me over some of the
+"lions," wanting to know at every turn whether I did not admit that
+Cambridge was infinitely superior to Oxford. I handsomely owned that
+we possessed nothing quite so fine, in their different ways, as King's
+Chapel, the famous "backs," and the Fitzwilliam Museum
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P200"></A>200}</SPAN>
+(to say
+nothing of the Catholic church); and they were both pleased at this
+tribute, though it must be confessed that the absorbing interest of
+their lives at that period seemed less to be architectural masterpieces
+than the internal mechanism of motor-bicycles, about which they, in
+common with many of their undergraduate friends, appeared to be quite
+curiously infatuated. I went on from Cambridge (an insufferably
+tedious journey) to Douai Abbey, our Berkshire monastery, where one was
+always sure of a welcome of Benedictine heartiness, and where I gave a
+lantern-lecture on Brazil, of a popular and superficial kind, to the
+good monks and their pupils. This reminds me that, as a supposed
+authority on negroes (many Englishmen, I firmly believe, are under the
+impression that the population of Brazil is almost exclusively black!),
+I was invited by my friend the Warden of Wadham to meet the Master of
+Pembroke at dinner, in order to discuss the advisability or otherwise
+of admitting black, brown and yellow men freely into the university.
+The Warden (a Scotsman who had never, I think, been out of Britain) was
+all in favour of the "open door"; whereas the little Master of
+Pembroke, who had been bishop of Barbadoes, and knew a thing or two
+about blacks, was strongly for the "keep 'em out" policy, and I was
+entirely with him. We had an interesting evening's talk; but the
+solution of this not unimportant question (which the foundation of the
+Rhodes Scholarships had brought much to the front) did not of course
+rest with us. The mention of Rhodes reminds me that a conspicuous
+memorial tablet had lately been erected to him in the Schools: the
+design was good and simple, but the lettering of the inscription (as
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P201"></A>201}</SPAN>
+is too often the case on modern monuments) so deplorably bad as
+to spoil the whole effect.[<A NAME="chap11fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn8">8</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Walking through Magdalen cloisters on a sombre November afternoon, I
+came unexpectedly on the poor young King (or ex-King) of Portugal, who
+was looking through the college with a single companion. He looked
+(who could wonder)[<A NAME="chap11fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn9">9</A>] pale, depressed and nervous; and I was shocked at
+the change in his appearance since I had seen him at Blenheim on the
+occasion of his previous visit to England. Professor Oman (who had
+been his guest in Portugal for the anniversary celebrations at Busaco)
+met him, I believe, accidentally in High Street, and showed him all
+over All Souls and the Bodleian; but I heard that his listless and
+apathetic demeanour underwent little change. To be a "Roi en exil"
+almost before reaching man's estate is about as dreary a lot as could
+fall to any man; and one could only hope that fate had something better
+in prospect for the young monarch so early and so tragically dethroned.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I got to Ampleforth Abbey, on my way north, in time for our great
+Benedictine festival of All Saints of our Order; but the "sweet vale of
+Mowbray" was wrapt in mist and rain, and the boys' holiday spoilt. I
+gave a lecture to them that evening on the lighter side of Brazil, with
+stories of snakes and niggers; and another next evening on the work of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P202"></A>202}</SPAN>
+the religious orders, especially our Benedictines, in the
+evangelization of that vast country. I lectured in the new college
+theatre, a really fine room, and acoustically very satisfactory, though
+I did not care for the semi-ecclesiastical woodwork. When I got back
+to Fort Augustus a few days later, I found Lovat, Lochiel, and other
+local magnates there, discussing the fate of our poor little railway,
+which the N.B. Company, tired of working it at a loss for several
+years, had given notice to close after New Year.[<A NAME="chap11fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn10">10</A>] Two pieces of
+news reached me soon after my arrival&mdash;one that Congregation at Oxford
+had declined, by a good majority, to abolish compulsory Greek; the
+other that the Brazilian Navy was in full revolt, and the crews of
+their two new Dreadnoughts (one the <I>São Paulo</I>, whose captain and crew
+had come to England with me) were firing their big guns from the
+harbour into the city! I could only hope that our poor abbey, which
+must have been in the direct line of fire, had not suffered.[<A NAME="chap11fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn11">11</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My own plans were almost matured for returning to Brazil early in 1911;
+but it seemed prudent now to "wait and see" if this naval <I>émeute</I>
+really portended anything like a general revolution. Meanwhile I had
+been authorized to accept an invitation from the Norfolks to stay with
+them at Norwich, for the opening of the great church which had been
+many years a-building, at the Duke's expense, in his
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P203"></A>203}</SPAN>
+titular
+city. He had taken the "Maid's Head," a delightful old half-timbered
+inn, for our party, which pretty well filled it. I said an early mass
+on Our Lady's <I>festa</I>, December 8, in the lady-chapel (a memorial of
+the Duke's first wife),[<A NAME="chap11fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn12">12</A>] of the vast, austere, and splendid
+church&mdash;the only modern church in which I have ever felt as if I were
+in a mediæval cathedral. Breakfasting afterwards with the
+clergy&mdash;mostly Irish&mdash;the news of Ninian Crichton Stuart's victory at
+Cardiff[<A NAME="chap11fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn13">13</A>] (which came to us by wire) was a bit of a bombshell; but
+the "Maid's Head" party were of course delighted. The inaugural
+services were very splendid, though unduly prolonged by a sermon an
+hour long; and though for once there was no after-luncheon oratory, the
+bishop preached for another full hour in the evening. The tediousness
+of my long journey back to Scotland next day was aggravated by an
+amateur politician (with a wheezy cough) in my carriage, who bored me
+almost to tears with a <I>rechauffé</I> of his speeches at various
+election-meetings; but I consoled myself by reading in an evening paper
+that the Unionist candidate for Ayr had increased his majority
+five-fold. At Edinburgh I came on my energetic old brother-in-law
+Glasgow, who had come in from Ayrshire (he was then not far off
+seventy-eight) to dine at a naval banquet and to vote for the
+Representative Peers. I went for the week-end to the Kerrs at
+Woodburn, meeting
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P204"></A>204}</SPAN>
+there a serious young publisher, who offered me
+very good terms to write a detailed history&mdash;it has never yet been
+written&mdash;of Scottish Catholicism since the Reformation: a fascinating
+subject, and one with which I should have loved to grapple, but life is
+too short to do all, or even half, that one would like to do.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+With an hour or two to spare in Glasgow on my way to the Highlands, I
+lunched with my friend (the friendship was personal, not political) the
+editor of the <I>Observer</I>, at his Radical Club. In the middle of the
+meal a member rose with a long face, and announced an unexpected
+Unionist victory at Tavistock&mdash;whereat, to the consternation of every
+one, I cheered loudly! I reached Fort Augustus the same evening, to
+learn of the death, at the advanced age of ninety-three, of our kind
+old friend and neighbour Mrs. Ellice of Invergarry, one of the last of
+the great landladies who a few years before had by a curious
+coincidence owned and managed (very capably, too) some of the largest
+estates in the North of Scotland. The vast Glengarry property, once
+the domain of the Macdonells, and stretching from the Caledonian Canal
+to the western seaboard, had been under Mrs. Ellice's sole control
+since her husband's death more than thirty years before. We at Fort
+Augustus, as well as the numerous Highland Catholics resident on her
+estate, and under our spiritual care, had always found in her a most
+friendly, kind and considerate neighbour.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Two happenings I recall at Fort Augustus during these December
+days&mdash;one a remarkably interesting lecture on the theory of
+lake-temperature from a Mr. Wedderburn, who had been recently on the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P205"></A>205}</SPAN>
+Scottish loch survey; and the other event was our all (that is,
+all the priests of the monastery) being called on to vow, promise,
+swear and sign, individually and collectively, our adherence to the
+Creed of Pope Pius IV., which <I>I</I> had sworn to some thirty-six years
+before.[<A NAME="chap11fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn14">14</A>] This act of submission, enjoined on every Catholic priest
+in Christendom, was part of the vigorous campaign against Modernism
+initiated by Pope Pius X. Having discharged this duty, I betook myself
+to Keir, to spend Christmas with the Stirlings. It was a family party,
+including the Lovats and a few others, and we spent the season in
+homely Dickens fashion, with ghost-stories and snapdragon and a
+priceless Early Victorian conjurer in a crumpled dress suit, who
+accompanied tricks of really incredible antiquity with a "patter"
+almost prehistoric. One day we drove down to survey the grand old
+cathedral of Dunblane, very carefully restored (of course for
+Presbyterian worship) since I had last seen it. As we entered, we
+heard the opening strains of Elgar's <I>Ave Verum</I>&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<A NAME="img-205"></A>
+<CENTER>
+<IMG CLASS="imgcenter" SRC="images/img-205.jpg" ALT="Music fragment: Ave verum cor-pus na-tum Ex Ma-ri-a Vir-gi-ne! etc." BORDER="">
+</CENTER>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+(a Eucharistic hymn by a Catholic composer!) being played on a fine
+organ, and wondered what old John Knox would have thought about it all.
+Meanwhile the Catholics of Dunblane, a devout and fervent little flock
+(so I was told), had perforce to content themselves with a poor loft,
+where I preached
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P206"></A>206}</SPAN>
+to them on two Sundays. At Stirling, not far
+distant, there was a new church designed by Pugin&mdash;a rather dismal and
+angular edifice, but anyhow spacious and well kept. On my return
+journey to Fort Augustus, I found myself condemned, by the unholy
+rivalry of the Caledonian and North British Railways, to a four hours'
+wait at Crianlarich, where I found the temperature, on a frosty January
+morning, quite as "invigorating" as did the fabled tourist.[<A NAME="chap11fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn15">15</A>] I had
+a few busy days at the abbey preparing for my return to South America.
+My passage was booked for the middle of January: I had devoted a week
+to farewells to relatives and friends&mdash;and then came the anti-climax!
+On the very day on which (like the poor Sisters of Mercy) I was to have
+"breasted the billows of the Atlantic"[<A NAME="chap11fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn16">16</A>] <I>en route</I> for Brazil, I
+received so discouraging and peremptory a letter from my London
+oculist, as to the risk to my remaining eye of a possibly stormy winter
+voyage, that I had perforce to abandon the idea, and to return (like
+the bad sixpence of poor Grissell's story)[<A NAME="chap11fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap11fn17">17</A>] to my
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P207"></A>207}</SPAN>
+northern
+monastery, where I received so brotherly a welcome home that I did not,
+after the first disappointment, regret the change of plan. I was
+inducted again into my old office of librarian (first entrusted to me
+twenty-seven years before); and our young organist having gone into
+residence at the Benedictine Hall at Oxford, I acted for a time as his
+substitute. The post of subprior being presently vacated by the
+departure of the then holder of the office for a Liverpool mission,
+that also was committed to me; and as our good prior was at this time
+to some extent invalided, I found myself pretty fully occupied, more
+especially as I had in those days a curiously cosmopolitan
+correspondence (much of it on literary or antiquarian matters), which
+could not be neglected. I recall receiving by a single mail (on St.
+Benedict's Day, as it chanced), letters from India, North America,
+Brazil, Egypt, Germany, Belgium, Italy, and Soudan!
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn1text">1</A>] Alan, the Glasgows' youngest son, had taken up flying most
+enthusiastically, living in a shed at Brooklands (his mechanic acting
+as his cook), and practising continually with his Avis monoplane,
+which, like himself, was of purely Scottish origin. He had been the
+third flying-man to gain an aero-certificate on a machine of British
+design and build.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn2text">2</A>] My nephew's recovery was slow and tedious; but he was ultimately
+restored to health.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn3text">3</A>] Her grandmother, Emma Lady Ribblesdale (born a Mure of Caldwell)
+was my father's first cousin.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn4text">4</A>] The word seems ungrateful: the time was not really wasted, for I
+had done my best and knew the worst, and the suspense was anyhow over.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn5text">5</A>] Gathorne Hardy, who turned Gladstone out of his seat for Oxford
+University in 1865, and was afterwards successively Home Secretary and
+Secretary for War and for India. His grandson the third Earl (my
+nephew by marriage) broke away from the Tory traditions of the family,
+sold Hemsted Park to one of the Harmsworths, and set up a new home for
+himself in Suffolk.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn6text">6</A>] "I believe she is very tall and very religious&mdash;if you notice, it
+is generally short, squat people who are atheists."&mdash;<I>The Green
+Carnation</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn7text">7</A>] Possibly the last spectacle of the kind at the Oratory (but that
+was in the old tin church) had been the apparition of the youthful Earl
+of Loudoun in Campbell tartan kilt and philabeg, acting as best man to
+his cousin Lord Bute on the latter's memorable wedding-day, April 16,
+1872.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn8text">8</A>] The stonemason of to-day imitates (usually very badly, and with
+deplorable result) the printing of a book, not in the least realizing
+that a lapidary inscription is something quite different from a
+sentence struck off movable metal types.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn9text">9</A>] It was hardly a month since the Revolution of October 3, 1910, had
+driven the unfortunate youth from the uneasy throne which he had
+occupied since the cruel murder of his father and brother, in the
+streets of Lisbon, on February 1, 1908.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn10text">10</A>] The negotiations resulted in a respite for six months, after which
+financial arrangements of some kind were made for keeping the line open
+for the future.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn11text">11</A>] It was, as a matter of fact, considerably damaged: moreover, one
+of the shells fired by the insurgents not only inflicted serious injury
+on the Prior, Dom Joachim de Luna, but blew the poor tailor of the
+monastery into atoms.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn12text">12</A>] Artistically reminiscent of "Duchess Flora" were the elaborate
+carvings in this chapel, conventional but very charming representations
+of English wild flowers.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn13text">13</A>] A General Election&mdash;"Peers <I>v.</I> People," as the Radicals called
+it&mdash;was at this time in progress. Ninian's election for Cardiff came
+as a considerable surprise to the Liberals, as well as a triumph to the
+Unionists.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn14text">14</A>] When I escaped from the City of Confusion into the Church of God,
+at Rome, on March 25, 1875.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn15text">15</A>] "Isn't this invigorating?" exclaimed an English traveller, as he
+emerged from his stuffy carriage early on a breezy August day. "No,
+sir," said the stolid Highland station-master: "it's just Crianlarich!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn16text">16</A>] "In May, 1842, Sisters Ursula, Frances, and Rose left the
+parent-house for the Far West&mdash;the first Sisters of Mercy who had ever
+breasted the billows of the Atlantic."&mdash;<I>Annals of the Sisters of
+Mercy</I>, vol. III., p. 16. It really reads as though the good nuns had
+swum across!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap11fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap11fn17text">17</A>] "In Italy," he said to me once, "one is welcomed back with an
+embrace and a cordial 'Ben ritornato, signore!' but coming back here to
+Oxford, I call to pay my respects to the good Jesuit Fathers; and the
+old brother who opens the door only grumbles out, 'Well, Mr. Grissell,
+here you are, back again, <I>like sixpenn'orth of bad halfpennies!</I>'"
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap12"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P208"></A>208}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER XII
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1911
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+Our brothers had good success this year with the spring salmon-netting
+in Loch Ness; and I myself witnessed the landing one afternoon of nine
+clean fish, all scaling between fifteen and thirty pounds. We had
+always enjoyed the privilege of netting a certain number of salmon
+during Lent; and I think it was this year that Lovat proposed, at a
+meeting of the syndicate of riparian owners and tenants who had
+recently assumed the control of the fishing, that this right should be
+conceded to us as heretofore. It was agreed to with but one
+dissentient voice, that of a rather cantankerous neighbour of ours who
+was only, I believe, an honorary member of the syndicate, having
+pleaded that he was too poor to pay his subscription. "Certainly,"
+said a noble duke who had leased for some years the best spring water
+in the vicinity; "by all means let the poor monks (or was it "poor
+devils"?) have their salmon: it's probably all they get to eat!"
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lovat was kind enough to tell me, when he came down about this
+salmon-fishing question, that he and others (unnamed) were "pulling
+strings" in various quarters to get me appointed chaplain at Oxford in
+succession to our dear old Kennard, who (after numerous unheeded cries
+of "Wolf!") was,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P209"></A>209}</SPAN>
+it seemed, really resigning, and preparing to
+retire for life to a dull seaside town in Somerset. I told him,
+however, that I was sure there was no chance of any monk or other
+"regular" being appointed: moreover I had heard that a priest hailing
+from Brighton, with the patent and obvious qualification of possessing
+£1,000 a year of his own, had been already chosen; and, finally, I
+hoped and expected to be allowed to return to Brazil, unless I received
+some very clear and unmistakable indication that I was more wanted at
+home. Meanwhile the work immediately in front of me was organizing the
+Bishop Hay centenary celebrations, which were to be kept at our abbey
+in the autumn on a considerable scale, and of which I had been named
+general secretary. Before tackling this business I was enabled to
+spend Holy Week and Easter, as so often before, happily at Arundel,
+where my visit this year coincided with the anniversary of Duchess
+Mora's death. I officiated at the memorial service for her in the
+FitzAlan chapel, always an impressive function among the venerable
+monuments&mdash;some of them more than five centuries old&mdash;of bygone
+FitzAlans and Howards, touched by the chequered light from the great
+east window, in which the Duke and his little son are depicted in
+prayer before the altar.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I went from Arundel to Brighton to see my friend Grissell, whom I found
+wrestling with census-papers, and with the difficulty of inducing his
+female domestics to admit (at least approximately) their real ages. I
+had not, of course, had the same trouble at Fort Augustus, where our
+residents varied in age from sixteen to ninety-five, the latter being
+the record of our good old Brother Nathalan, whom
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P210"></A>210}</SPAN>
+we all hoped to
+see reach his century.[<A NAME="chap12fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn1">1</A>] At the Union Club, whither Grissell carried
+me to lunch, I remember how we (members, guests, waiters and all)
+deserted our tables and flocked to the window to see&mdash;a flying man!
+Gustave Hamel swooping down on the Hove lawns after flying from Hendon
+(61 miles in 58 minutes), as steady as a rock on his Blériot monoplane.
+It was the first 'plane I had ever seen in the air! I reached London
+next morning in time to attend Linlithgow's pretty wedding at St.
+Margaret's, Westminster. It was Primrose Day, and the crowds inside
+and outside the church were augmented by mobs gazing idly at Dizzy's
+bedecked statue in Parliament Square. I squeezed in afterwards for a
+few minutes at Hereford Gardens, congratulated the bridegroom's mother,
+and was amused to hear a dignified menial (who, I thought, must have
+been a City toastmaster hired for the occasion) shouting out the names
+of the distinguished guests in stentorian tones for the benefit of our
+exceedingly deaf host. April was summerlike this year; and I was glad
+to escape from the noisy stuffy town to my brother's river-side home,
+where we sat in the violet twilight on the edge of Thames, watching the
+crafts of all sorts and sizes gliding past in the gloaming, and
+listening to the snatches of music (sometimes quite pretty and
+effective) coming to us from launch or wherry across the darkling
+water. "That's a quiet pretty little thing," said my brother, looking
+admiringly at an electrically-propelled canoe
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P211"></A>211}</SPAN>
+"made for two"
+which was skimming up stream swiftly and silently. But the susceptible
+youth to whom the remark was addressed had eyes only for the vision of
+beauty in the stern. "I don't think," he said knowingly, "that you'd
+find her quite so quiet if you knew her!" and was surprised at the
+shout of laughter with which his remark was received. I got back to
+Fort Augustus just in time to vote at the School Board elections. We,
+of course, all "plumped" for our Father Andrew Macdonell, who was duly
+elected, together with the local Established, United Free, and "Wee
+Free" ministers, and the Stratherrick priest&mdash;a curious clerical crowd.
+The exceptionally fine summer attracted an unusual number of visitors
+to Fort Augustus; and we had quite a gathering for the local
+celebration of King George's coronation-day, which was kept chiefly as
+a children's holiday, with games, an enormous tea, and loyal and
+patriotic songs and speeches. A more domestic festival, a few days
+later, was the silver jubilee of my ordination, which I was glad to be
+able to celebrate with my brethren. I received quite a sheaf of
+letters and telegrams&mdash;I had no idea that the anniversary would be so
+generally remembered&mdash;and had the pleasure of reading in a Scottish
+newspaper that I was "one of the most amiable, devout, and learned
+ecclesiastics of the day!" I was glad that among those present at my
+jubilee Mass was one of my oldest Catholic friends, Lady Lovat,[<A NAME="chap12fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn2">2</A>] who
+was herself receiving congratulations this year on the birth of three
+new grandchildren, including
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P212"></A>212}</SPAN>
+sons and heirs to Lovat and the
+Stirlings of Keir. Arriving at Keir a few days later, <I>en route</I> for
+my examination-centre in Staffordshire, I found my host and hostess
+out, but made friends with the "younger of Keir"&mdash;<I>alias</I> Billy
+Stirling&mdash;(aged two months), who was reposing in his perambulator
+"under a spreading chestnut tree" on the lawn.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My "Oxford Local" work at Oakamoor College over, I went on to Oxford
+for a few days, on the tiresome (and to me rather melancholy) business
+of finally packing up my goods and chattels there. Although in Long
+Vacation, I found a few kind friends still in residence: and the
+Hassalls took me to see the renovated west front (Wolsey's) of Christ
+Church. The work, they said, had cost some £15,000, but was well worth
+it. A few hours in London I devoted to taking a nephew to see the
+Kinemacolor pictures&mdash;the Durbar and the Prince of Wales's investiture
+at Carnarvon. By some new contrivance the primary colours, only, were
+reproduced on the films, giving us the blue sky, the green grass and
+the scarlet uniforms, but everything else brownish-grey: the effect was
+perhaps more weird than beautiful or lifelike. The popular young
+Prince was in a box with his sister, looking at his own doings at
+Carnarvon; and it was curious to see the audience cheering alternately
+the filmed prince and the live one, who seemed rather embarrassed by
+the attention paid to him. On my northward journey I visited my
+friends the Rector of Exeter College and his wife at their pretty
+Westmorland home, near Oxenholme; it was a district quite new to me,
+and I was delighted with the fine rolling country, and the noble view
+over Morecambe Bay and towards the distant Lakes.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P213"></A>213}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I found, on my return to our abbey, extensive repairs going on in view
+of the expected influx of visitors in September, and the procurator in
+despair at the dilatoriness of Highland workmen, recalling the famous
+plumber of Carstairs.[<A NAME="chap12fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn3">3</A>] All the shooting-lodges were full, and
+expeditions to our monastery, when the shooters had an off-day, seemed
+one of the regular attractions of the neighbourhood. I remember one of
+our nearer neighbours, the shooting-tenant's wife from Glendoe, riding
+down one day to call, with Lady Winifred Elwes&mdash;the ladies astride, in
+ordinary frocks, on fat grey ponies, and our good lay-brother porter in
+speechless astonishment at the apparition. I was glad to welcome one
+day for an hour or two my old friends the Portsmouths, <I>en route</I> for
+their remote castle of Guisachan: his lordship pompously pleasant as of
+old, and his wife equally pleasant without the pomposity. I presented
+them to the Bishop of Chur (or Coire), Mgr. Schmitt, at that time a
+guest in the abbey with his two chaplains. I had visited Chur more
+than thirty years before on my way to the Engadine (before the railway
+was made under the Albula Pass), and had visited the cathedral in quest
+of the supposed relics of St. Lucius, the king of Britain who, Bede
+says, wrote to Pope Eleutherius asking for instruction in the Christian
+faith. The Bishop had never heard this story; but he said that there
+was a constant tradition at Chur that Lucius was a Welsh saint who had
+died there after
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P214"></A>214}</SPAN>
+spending many years in missionary labours among
+the Rhaetian Alps.[<A NAME="chap12fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn4">4</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I spent the last Sunday of August as chaplain to the Lovats at
+Stronlairg, their remote lodge nestling under the great range of the
+Mona Liadh hills, in the wildest part of Central Inverness-shire. I
+have called it, and Guisachan, "remote"; but no place is really so, if
+accessible by a decent road, in these motoring days; and "neighbours"
+from thirty or forty miles away thought nothing of dropping in casually
+to luncheon or tea. Lady Derby, whose husband had one of Lovat's
+forests, came up one day with her daughter and her sister-in-law Lady
+Isobel Gathorne-Hardy, from whom I was sorry to hear a disquieting
+account of the health both of my niece Dorothy Cranbrook and of her
+husband. With our house-party and the servants, I had quite a
+congregation in our <I>chapelle provisoire</I> on Sunday; and it was, as
+always, a happiness to me to have the privilege of saying mass for a
+little flock of faithful Catholics in the splendid solitude of these
+Highland hills and glens.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The <I>triduo</I>, or three days' celebrations in honour of the centenary of
+Bishop Hay, had been fixed for September 12-14; and we entertained more
+than seventy guests in the abbey for the occasion. All the Scottish
+bishops, except the aged Archbishop of Glasgow, were present, besides
+Bishop Hedley, Abbot Gasquet, Monsignors, canons, heads of religious
+orders, priests and devout laymen, including
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P215"></A>215}</SPAN>
+Lovat and his
+brother Alastair. The weather was perfect throughout the week; and the
+religious services, though naturally the chief feature of the
+celebrations, were not so prolonged or so continuous as to prevent our
+visitors from enjoying many pleasant excursions by land and water. The
+fine portrait of the illustrious bishop by George Watson (first
+president of the Scottish Academy), lent us by Blairs College, excited
+much interest; and my lantern-lecture on the Life and Times of Hay (a
+collateral descendant of whom, by the way, was one of our guests), was
+very well received by a distinguished audience. Many of the visitors
+to the abbey and village stayed on a day or two for the local concert
+and Highland Gathering. The Rotherhams, Bishop John Vaughan, Lady
+Edmund Talbot and her sister Lady Alice Reyntiens, were among those who
+arrived in time for these later festivities. I heard from Lord
+Rotherham of the death of a very old friend, Sir William Farrer, whose
+daughter had married my brother. He and his wife, whom he had long
+survived (he was nearly ninety at his death) had shown to us all
+constant kindness in the days of our childhood and ever since; and I
+recalled pleasant days at his beautiful Berkshire home, where the
+lovely gardens were the delight and recreation of his busy professional
+life.[<A NAME="chap12fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn5">5</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P216"></A>216}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The kind abbot of S. Paulo had come to England in order to escort to
+Brazil a little community of nuns for his newly-founded Benedictine
+convent; and I had promised to attend their <I>dispedida</I> at Southampton
+at the end of September. I found myself at Inverness among the gay
+crowds attending the Northern Meeting, of which the special feature
+this year was a great rally of boy-scouts from all the northern
+counties, in honour of their popular Chief, Sir Robert Baden-Powell.
+Seven hundred mustered, at least half of them kilted&mdash;a very pretty
+sight; and "B. P." made them a stirring speech, with an interesting
+account of the spread of the movement ("Escotismo," they called it in
+Brazil, where it was very popular), in different parts of the world. I
+travelled from Edinburgh to London with the Archbishop of York, who had
+been officiating at the wedding of an Ayrshire Houldsworth. We had
+last met at Dunskey, my old home in Galloway, when he was, I think,
+vicar of Portsea. I journeyed straight to Southampton, where good
+Abbade Miguel, an English Benedictine (Dom Sibley) who was accompanying
+him to Brazil, and the seven nuns,[<A NAME="chap12fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn6">6</A>] were all ready for their long
+voyage. I saw them on board the good old <I>Aragon</I> (which looked very
+spick-and-span), "waved my hands (like Nancy Lee) upon the quay," and
+rather wished that I was one of the party! Meanwhile I had to get back
+to London, to help to marry (on a murky Saturday afternoon) my Irish
+Guards friend Tom
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P217"></A>217}</SPAN>
+Vesey[<A NAME="chap12fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn7">7</A>] to Lady Cicely Browne. A "mixed
+marriage," as it is called, is always a short affair, with no vocal
+music, and of course no nuptial mass; but this was the briefest I ever
+remember, the whole ceremony, including a five minutes' sermon from
+Father Maturin, taking exactly a quarter of an hour! There was the
+usual tiresome crowd afterwards at Lord Revelstoke's house in Carlton
+House Terrace; but I was glad to see some old friends, and to have a
+pleasant chat with Lady Bigge,[<A NAME="chap12fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn8">8</A>] who, by the way, had just become Lady
+Stamfordham. If there was no music at the Chelsea church, I came in
+for more than I bargained for next day (Sunday), namely a performance
+by a famous London choir of Beethoven's Grand Mass, a composition which
+I would fain hear anywhere rather than in church. It was, of course,
+excellently rendered; but as I listened to the crashing chords, I could
+not help recalling the appreciation of an eminently-qualified critic,
+treating of this musical masterpiece:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"The Christian sentiment has completely left him in the <I>Gloria</I>, where
+there bursts forth, not the pure and heavenly melody of a hymn of
+praise and peace, but the shout of victory raised by human passions
+triumphing over a conquered enemy."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Journeying north to Ampleforth Abbey, where I
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P218"></A>218}</SPAN>
+was engaged to give
+my "Bishop Hay" lecture, I read in my morning paper (1) that old Sir
+William Farrer had left £300,000 (I hoped my sister-in-law would
+benefit), (2) that Lady Herbert of Lea, an outstanding figure in
+English Catholic life for sixty years, and a very kind friend to me in
+my own early Catholic days, had died at the age of nearly ninety; (3)
+that the Pope had created seventeen Cardinals and two new English
+archbishoprics (Liverpool and Birmingham); but no Benedictine Cardinal,
+and none for Canada or Australia, although there were two
+Irish-Americans for U.S.A.! I spent November 1 and 2 at Ampleforth: on
+All Saints' Day I saw the college football team give a handsome
+drubbing to a visiting school&mdash;a feat to be proud of, as they were
+themselves quite novices at the Rugby game. Next day, All Souls',
+there were the usual solemn requiem services; but owing to the
+exigencies of the school classes, the poor monks had to crowd in before
+breakfast matins, lauds, prime, meditation, October devotions, tierce,
+sext, none, and Pontifical high mass&mdash;with a full day's teaching to
+follow! rather killing work, I should imagine. The abbot told me that
+he proposed sending two of his community to Western Canada, to
+"prospect" in view of founding a monastery and college there.[<A NAME="chap12fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn9">9</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+A long day's journey from Ampleforth took me to Keir, where I found the
+new house-chapel, though far from complete, available for mass on
+Sunday. We drove over to Doune in the afternoon with the Norfolks (who
+were my fellow-guests), and explored
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P219"></A>219}</SPAN>
+the old castle of the Earls
+of Moray, partially restored by Lord Moray's grandfather. The massive
+remains I thought very impressive; and the Duke, who was perhaps more
+interested in architecture than in anything else, was much taken with
+the old place. He was also, however, interested in the Arundel
+parlour-game of "ten questions," which we played after dinner, and in
+which he displayed, through years of practice, an almost diabolical
+cleverness. I travelled north to Fort Augustus after a night of
+terrific gales, with fallen trees and snapped-off limbs lying
+everywhere along the railway&mdash;a melancholy sight.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had been endeavouring to interest our friends in the south in our
+desire to reopen the Abbey School when feasible; but at a Council held
+at the abbey on my return it was decided to leave that project in
+abeyance, and to concentrate our efforts meanwhile on trying to replace
+the ramshackle shed which served as our church by at least a part of
+the permanent building. Harrowing appeals in the Catholic press,
+embodying views of the shanty in question: a personal campaign
+undertaken by some of the fathers, and begging-letters of the most
+insidiously-persuasive kind, were part of the plan of campaign, which
+met with a fair measure of success. There was some feeling in our
+community in favour of a very much less ambitious (and expensive)
+church than originally planned; but I personally would be no party to
+any scheme involving the abandonment of our hopes to see built a real
+abbey church, worthy of the site and the surroundings, and the erection
+instead of a neat, simple, and inexpensive R.C. chapel, which seemed
+the ideal of some of the less
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P220"></A>220}</SPAN>
+imaginative of our brethren. I was
+receiving invitations from various Scottish centres to repeat my Hay
+lecture; and this, we thought, might be judiciously combined with
+efforts on behalf of our building-fund. I went to Blairs College,
+outside Aberdeen, for the old bishop's actual centenary (which we had
+anticipated at Fort Augustus), and lectured to the students and their
+professors there. On my way back, I visited, for the first time, our
+"cell" at St. James's, high above the pretty prosperous sea-port of
+Buckie. The place pleased me&mdash;a conveniently-planned house, standing
+among pine-woods and meadows, with a fine prospect over land and sea;
+and a nice chapel, simple and devout, with a gaily-gilt altar from
+Tyrol. I gave my lecture in three other places during these weeks of
+early winter: at Motherwell, where my lantern failed me, and I was
+grateful to my audience for listening to an hour's dry talk without
+pictures; in Edinburgh, where I had a large and very appreciative
+audience; and in Glasgow, where a still bigger gathering filled the
+City Hall, and was really enthusiastic. It was all very fatiguing; and
+I was glad to get home and enjoy a little rest and peace before
+Christmas. Beaufort, too, where I acted as Christmas chaplain as
+usual, was restful this year, with only a small family party, and the
+Lovats getting ready for a trip to Egypt and Khartoum. We had a long,
+severe, and stormy winter in the Highlands: gale after gale, in which
+our poor wooden church swayed and shivered and creaked like the old
+<I>Araguaya</I> in the Bay of Biscay; and then bitter frosts with the
+thermometer down in the neighbourhood of zero, and all the able-bodied
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P221"></A>221}</SPAN>
+monks smashing the ice in the "lade," in order to keep the
+current going for our electric light. Meanwhile we were cheered by the
+general interest, even in far-off lands, in our church-building
+crusade. Our Maltese father brought a cheque from his island home; and
+subscriptions came from my Yucatan friend, Señor Ygnacio Peon, and from
+Alastair Fraser in remote Rhodesia. I went off on a campaign south of
+the Tweed, with my lantern slides as a passport; and it was never
+difficult, in lecturing on the straits and struggles of the Scottish
+Church in the early nineteenth century, to pass to the needs and hopes
+of the Scottish Benedictines in the early twentieth. I had, as always,
+a kind reception and a sympathetic hearing from our brethren at Douai
+Abbey, but had the bad luck to be invalided immediately afterwards,
+fortunately in the pleasant Surrey home of my sister, who took me
+drives, when I was convalescent, all among the queer-shaped hills of
+the North Downs, intersected by the Pilgrims' Way to Canterbury.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The national coal-strike began whilst I was at Nutwood&mdash;a million men
+"downing tools," and the end impossible to foresee. Travelling, of
+course, became at once infinitely troublesome and tedious;[<A NAME="chap12fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn10">10</A>] however,
+I made my way to Stonyhurst College, where I had a big and interested
+audience (there were many young Scots among the 400 pupils), and then
+managed to crawl back to London (one simply
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P222"></A>222}</SPAN>
+sat in a station, and
+waited for a train to come along some time), where I attended the
+"house-warming" dinner of our Caledonian Club&mdash;I was an original
+member&mdash;transferred from Charles Street to Lord Derby's fine house
+overlooking St. James's Square. There were, of course,
+self-congratulatory speeches; and a concert of Scottish music wound up
+the evening agreeably. I paid a flying visit to Oxford this week&mdash;a
+guest now in my old Hall, which had a full muster of monastic
+undergraduates. The most conspicuous object in Oxford seemed to be our
+"gracious tower" at Magdalen&mdash;a mass of elaborate scaffolding from top
+to bottom:[<A NAME="chap12fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn11">11</A>] spring-cleaning, I imagined, for the Prince of Wales,
+who was going into residence there in October. I called on the new
+University chaplain, installed, but not yet, apparently, quite at home
+in, the old familiar house in St. Aldate's, and also managed to put in
+a few hours at the Bodleian, to finish my article on William of
+Wykeham, the last of eighty-three which I had written for the American
+Encyclopædia. It had been interesting work, of which some tangible
+results were certain vestments, pictures, and other adornments which I
+had been thus able to provide for the chapel of our Benedictine Hall.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Lunching at the new Caledonian, on my way through London, I found
+myself next young Bute, dreadfully depressed about the coal-strike, and
+(not for the first time) looking forward to the workhouse for himself
+and family. My next lecture was due at St. Edmund's College, Ware,
+where I had the honour of numbering among my audience the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P223"></A>223}</SPAN>
+brand-new Cardinal Archbishop of Westminster,[<A NAME="chap12fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn12">12</A>] imposing in his
+brand-new rose-coloured robes, but as kind and gracious as ever. In
+the middle of my lecture (I had an audience of nearly 300) the "divine"
+(as the church students were called) in charge of the lighting startled
+us all by suddenly crying out, "There is going to be an explosion!" and
+the next moment a flame shot up from the lantern almost to the ceiling.
+"Only that and nothing more"; but it was quite sufficiently alarming
+for the moment. Next day we enjoyed a motor-drive through the pretty
+pastoral country, and saw in the course of it one curious sight&mdash;a
+suffragist female (militant by the look of her) standing on a stool
+just outside the lychgate of a village church, and addressing an
+apparently very unreceptive audience of open-mouthed Hertfordshire
+yokels.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Holy Week and Easter found me again at Arundel, where there was a
+holiday gathering of many young people at the castle, the youngest
+member of the party being the Duke's baby daughter, who was christened
+Katherine the day after my arrival. "<I>Absit omen!</I>" whispered (not
+very tactfully, I thought) the good vicar of Arundel, as we drank tea
+and nibbled the christening cake after the ceremony&mdash;looking up, as he
+spoke, at a portrait of the baby's luckless ancestress Queen Katherine
+Howard. "Il n'y a pas de danger," I whispered back; but I don't know
+whether he understood French. I was amused afterwards, talking to the
+nurse of the Duchess's small nephews and nieces, to hear <I>her</I> opinion
+of the castle and its glories.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P224"></A>224}</SPAN>
+"A dreadful place for children,
+<I>I</I> call it, with all these towers and battlements and dungeons and
+hiding-holes&mdash;one never knows where they'll get to next. A London
+house for me, where there's children to look after!" The services were
+jubilant, and the great church beautifully adorned on Easter Sunday,
+and the choir warbled what poor Angus[<A NAME="chap12fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn13">13</A>] used to call the "sensuous
+harmonies" of Gounod in their best style. Yet more children arrived
+after Easter, including three tomboy great-nieces of our host; and
+there were great games in the vast Baron's hall&mdash;roller-skating on the
+expanse of polished floor, and dancing to the rather inadequate strains
+of a wheezy gramophone which had suffered from the depredatory
+explorations of my lord of Arundel and Surrey and his sisters.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Duke motored me up to London in Easter-week to attend Stafford's
+wedding in Eaton-square: masses of arums and Madonna lilies, tall
+upstanding plumes of Eton blue waving from the bridesmaids' heads, and
+the inevitable and inappropriate "O for the Wings of a Dove!" The
+Primate of All Ireland began his sermon by addressing the happy pair,
+with unnecessary intimacy, as "Eilleen and George";[<A NAME="chap12fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn14">14</A>] and when he had
+finished we all trooped off to Grosvenor House. Duchess Millicent was
+in
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P225"></A>225}</SPAN>
+great beauty, but I was sorry to see Sutherland, with whom I
+talked for five minutes, looking very ill and almost voiceless.[<A NAME="chap12fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn15">15</A>] We
+had a pleasant drive back to Arundel; and I was interested to notice
+what one never, of course, sees travelling by rail, how completely the
+scenery, the soil, even the appearance of the people, changed as we
+crossed the border from Surrey into Sussex.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I recall a luncheon about this time at a big London hotel&mdash;a snug
+little party of a hundred or so&mdash;with Lord Saye and Sele in the chair,
+and speeches from Lord William Cecil, Sir Henry Lunn, and others, about
+the development of China, and especially the projected Chinese
+university. The novel toast of the "President of the Chinese Republic"
+was replied to, in excellent English, by the Chinese Minister, Yew Luk
+Lin, next to one of whose two agreeable daughters I was seated: they
+were all three in Western garb. Next day my brother motored me down to
+Eton (always a pleasure to me) to see his boy there; we went on
+afterwards to Brooklands, and looked at the motors dashing round the
+track and the aeroplanes swooping round, rising and alighting, all new
+to me and very interesting. Another interesting evening was spent at
+the Albert Hall, at the annual demonstration of the Boys' Brigade, to
+which, after the drill and other performances, Prince Arthur of
+Connaught presented new colours, the gift of the Princess Royal. After
+this I had to go down to Ramsgate (though feeling far from fit) to give
+my last lecture at the Benedictine school and abbey there. I was
+interested in the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P226"></A>226}</SPAN>
+church&mdash;Pugin's masterpiece, as he considered
+it himself, and thought it impressive, but so dark that I could not
+read my breviary in it at noonday.[<A NAME="chap12fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn16">16</A>] The observance of the good
+monks was in some respects Italian (e.g. the reading in the refectory
+was in that language); but the schoolboys seemed quite British, and
+cheered my lecture with British heartiness. I should have liked to
+stay a little and enjoy the hospitality of my brethren in the pure air
+and sunshine of the Thanet coast; but I had to hurry back to London and
+submit to a serious medical overhauling, the net result of which was an
+order to go in for an immediate and drastic "cure"&mdash;if possible at
+Aix-les-Bains.[<A NAME="chap12fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap12fn17">17</A>] A friend's generosity made this feasible; and, duly
+authorized, I prepared to pass three weeks at the famous Savoy
+watering-place.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn1text">1</A>] The old man died in his hundredth year, after spending nearly a
+quarter of a century as a professed lay-brother in our abbey, whither
+he had come as a septuagenarian, by the advice of an episcopal cousin,
+to prepare for his end! See <I>post</I>, page <A HREF="#P260">260</A>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn2text">2</A>] Our friendship had lasted uninterruptedly for nearly forty years,
+and had now extended to two generations of her descendants.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn3text">3</A>] "There was an old maid of Carstairs,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whose villa required some repairs:<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When she asked if the plumber<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could finish <I>next summer</I>,<BR>
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He said he would be there for years!"<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn4text">4</A>] My impression is that the "king of Britain" was a bit of a myth,
+and that the "Lucius" venerated at Chur was Saint Lucius of
+Glamorgan&mdash;called in Welsh "Lleurwg" or "Lleurfer Mawr"=the "Great
+Light-bearer," who, according to the Welsh tradition, was the founder
+of the Church of Llandaff and of others in South Wales.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn5text">5</A>] Sir William and some of his nearest relations formed a remarkable
+group of men who had won titles and honours in their various careers.
+His brother was created Baron Farrer; one brother-in-law was Sir
+Stafford Northcote, first Earl of Iddesleigh, and another was created
+Baron Hobhouse; his nephew was Lord Northcote, the first
+Governor-General of Australia; and he himself was given his knighthood
+at the first Jubilee of Queen Victoria.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn6text">6</A>] Three (of whom one, the destined Superior, unhappily died on the
+voyage out) were English nuns from Stanbrook Abbey, near Worcester: the
+remaining four were Brazilians, who had passed through their novitiate
+in the same convent.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn7text">7</A>] Our friendship had begun unconventionally. An anonymous article of
+mine, in a weekly paper, on my Eton schoolfellows, had mentioned Tom's
+father, Eustace Vesey, as "the dearest of them all." Tom, then himself
+a small Etonian, wrote to me through the publisher: I of course
+replied, and the friendship thus begun lasted through his school days,
+his rather meteoric time at Christ Church, and afterwards.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn8text">8</A>] Sister to my best and oldest Oxford friend, Willie Neville. Sir
+Arthur Bigge, private secretary successively to Queen Victoria, Edward
+VII., and George V., was raised to the peerage as Baron Stamfordham
+this year (1911).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn9text">9</A>] In the neighbourhood of Calgary. Nothing, however, came of the
+scheme.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn10text">10</A>] And domestic conditions, I may add, highly uncomfortable&mdash;far more
+so than in the prolonged strike some years later, for which people were
+more or less prepared. "I wonder, my lord," said a lady, visiting a
+bishop in his vast and unwarmed palace, "that you don't get some of
+that nice Welsh coal for your big house. I forget the exact name; I
+think it is called <I>anti-christ</I> coal!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn11text">11</A>] It was said to be the finest bit of scaffold-work ever put up. I
+secured an excellent photograph of it.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn12text">12</A>] Archbishop Bourne of Westminster had been created a Cardinal by
+Pius X. in the Consistory of November 27, 1911.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn13text">13</A>] "I never hear Gregorian music on earth," he said to me once, "but
+I trust I shall hear nothing else in heaven. There are 'many mansions'
+there, and I humbly hope that <I>my</I> mansion will be as far removed as
+possible from 'Hummel in B flat'!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn14text">14</A>] I mentioned this in my description of the wedding on our return to
+Arundel. The comment of one of our party, a lady rather "slow in the
+uptake" (as we say in Scotland) was, "But what did he <I>mean</I>? Whom was
+she leaning <I>on</I>? was it <I>King</I> George?"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn15text">15</A>] The Duke of Sutherland died about a year later.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn16text">16</A>] Pugin justified his love for "dim religious" churches with his
+usual delightful inconsequence. "In the thirteenth century," he said
+in effect, "no one thought of reading in church: they told their beads
+and made acts of faith and said their prayers. <I>My</I> church is a
+thirteenth-century church, to all intents and purposes&mdash;<I>ergo!</I>"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap12fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap12fn17text">17</A>] It was a case of "inflammatory gouty eczema," too long neglected.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap13"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P227"></A>227}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER XIII
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1912-1913
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+The Lovat family were all interested in St. Vincent's Home for
+Cripples, near London, where a daughter of the house (a Sister of
+Charity) was a nurse; and I attended at their invitation a concert in
+aid of it, the day before I left London, at Sunderland House. The
+sumptuous ball-room, with its walls of Italian marble, heavily gilt
+ceiling, and chandeliers of rock crystal, made a handsome setting for a
+brilliant audience, which included Queen Amélie of Portugal. Her
+Majesty honoured me with a short conversation during the afternoon, and
+seemed interested to hear of my sojourn, some years before, in a
+Portuguese monastery (Cucujães), and of our charitable but eccentric
+neighbour there, the Condessa de Penha Longa.[<A NAME="chap13fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn1">1</A>] The concert, which
+included two woebegone recitations from Mrs. Patrick Campbell, and a
+funny song written, composed, and sung by Cyril Maude&mdash;his first
+effort, he assured us, in that line[<A NAME="chap13fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn2">2</A>]&mdash;was a success by which, I hope,
+the poor cripples benefited considerably.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P228"></A>228}</SPAN>
+Next day I made a bee-line for the south of France, going through
+Paris without stopping. The season was hardly open in Aix-les-Bains;
+and the pretty town looked a little <I>triste</I>, with many shops still
+shut up. But the spring weather was fresh and bright, and I was much
+in the open air between the stages of my "cure," which was fairly
+severe. I liked the friendly Savoyards, a pious and faithful race,
+though with such a reputation for <I>grumbling</I> that their own king
+(Victor Amadeus II.) said of them, "Ils ne sont jamais contents: s'il
+pleuvait de séquins, ils dirait que le bon Dieu casse leurs ardoises!"
+They did not, however, grumble in my hearing; and the portly curé of
+the new church on the hill, with whom I made friends, praised their
+simplicity and virtue. He organized various attractions during May in
+his church, whither I used to conduct some of my hotel-acquaintances
+after dinner, assuring them that they would be better entertained there
+than in losing their money on the "little horses" in the stuffy casino.
+One evening there would be <I>projections lumineuses</I>, lantern-views of
+some of Our Lady's loveliest churches in France, or of the adventures
+of Joan of Arc, always with racy comments from his reverence; at
+another time a <I>conférence dialoguée</I>&mdash;the <I>vicaire</I> (disguised in a
+red muffler) propounding agnostic conundrums from a pew, and the <I>curé</I>
+answering them triumphantly from the pulpit, amid the plaudits of the
+congregation. He was a really excellent preacher; and his series of
+May sermons (which I insisted on my friends staying to hear) on "Les
+Péchés d'un homme d'affaires"&mdash;"de plaisir"&mdash;"d'État," and so on, were
+uncommonly practical as well as eloquent.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P229"></A>229}</SPAN>
+Pentecost, a great
+popular festival here, was kept with piety as well as merriment. The
+church was crowded with communicants from daybreak: later on the
+Cardinal Archbishop of Chambéry (whom I had the pleasure of meeting at
+breakfast at the presbytery) came and confirmed a large number of
+children who had made their first Communions on Ascension Day, after
+himself giving them a pretty searching public examination in the
+catechism. The afternoon and evening were devoted to
+festivity&mdash;dancing, gymnastics, military <I>retraites</I>, fireworks,
+illuminations, and a sort of Greenwich Fair; all very gay and harmless.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The exigencies of my cure would not permit of distant expeditions to
+Anneçy, the Grande Chartreuse, etc., which I should have liked to
+visit. One interesting excursion I managed, to the Cistercian Abbey of
+Hautecombe, charmingly situated on a wooded promontory overlooking Lake
+Bourget. There was a resident community of thirty monks&mdash;the only one
+left in France under the then anti-Christian régime. They owed their
+exemption to the fact of their church being the Westminster Abbey of
+Savoy, containing some thirty tombs of the ancestors of the King of
+Italy, who had protested to the French Government against the expulsion
+of the guardians of the ashes of his ancestors; and so they were
+allowed to remain and serve God in peace. Unfortunately the fine
+twelfth-century church had been restored and re-restored in debased and
+florid fashion, a single chapel being all that was left intact of the
+pre-Revolution building.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I left Aix, much the better for my visit, at the end of May, travelling
+straight to Paris with two
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P230"></A>230}</SPAN>
+ladies&mdash;one an extraordinarily voluble
+Irish widow, in my carriage. The weather was hot; and I tired myself
+out with an exhaustive and exhausting visit to the Salon and the
+sculptures in the Champs Elysées. The picture of the year (surrounded
+always by a silent and interested crowd) was Jean Beraud's "New Way of
+the Cross,"[<A NAME="chap13fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn3">3</A>] which, if it made only a percentage of French men and
+women realize what the public renunciation of Christianity meant, was
+calculated to do more good than many sermons. A week later I was at
+Keir, where I found some anxiety caused by the serious illness of
+Lovat, who was laid up with typhoid, and fretting at being unable, for
+the first time since the raising of the Lovat Scouts a dozen years
+before, to take command of the corps at their annual training. We
+enjoyed some lovely June weather at Keir, motoring one day to
+Stirling's picturesque lodge on Loch Lubnaig, and lunching <I>al fresco</I>
+among stonecrops and saxifrages and pansies, on a bank overlooking the
+loch and the purple mass of Ben Ledi. Another day we saw the smart
+little soldier-boys of Queen Victoria's School at Dunblane get their
+prizes from the Duchess of Montrose, with whose husband I had a chat
+about our Etonian days together, <I>consule Planco</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was bidden to Ampleforth for the jubilee celebrations there (their
+fine college had been opened in 1862), which was graced by the presence
+of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P231"></A>231}</SPAN>
+Cardinal Bourne&mdash;a stately figure with his long scarlet train
+sweeping over the green lawns in the great open-air procession which
+was the central feature of the solemnities. The college O.T.C. formed
+an uncommonly smart bodyguard to his Eminence, though they puzzled, and
+even shocked, some of the old Benedictines present by remaining covered
+(in military fashion) during the service. The after-luncheon oratory
+was neither more nor less tedious than usual; but we all enjoyed later
+an admirable presentment by the boys of <I>The Frogs</I> of Aristophanes,
+with Parry's delightful music. I got back to Fort Augustus in time for
+the canonical visitation of the monastery by the Abbot-president, to
+whom I spoke of my hope that I might be allowed to return for a time to
+Brazil; but he replied to me, in effect, in the words of St. Sixtus to
+his faithful deacon,[<A NAME="chap13fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn4">4</A>] and I could only resign myself with what grace
+I could to the inevitable. I learned on July 2, the thirty-second
+anniversary of my religious profession, that our prior's resignation of
+office, owing to his almost continual ill-health, had been accepted,
+and that I was to be appointed in his place. Meanwhile the Oxford
+Local Examinations called me (for the last time) to North
+Staffordshire, where it was pleasantly cool among the hills and wooded
+glens of Oakamoor. I spent a Sunday at Cheadle, in the valley below,
+and admired the graceful church which Pugin had been given <I>carte
+blanche</I> by the "Good Earl of Shrewsbury" to build as he liked, with no
+fear of the "accursed blue pencil" (as he called it)
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P232"></A>232}</SPAN>
+which so
+often mutilated his elaborate designs.[<A NAME="chap13fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn5">5</A>] "As attractive an example of
+the architect's skill as could be quoted," a severe critic[<A NAME="chap13fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn6">6</A>] had
+called the Cheadle church; and the tribute was well deserved. Two days
+after my return to our abbey I was formally installed in office as
+prior, by my good friend the abbot of Ampleforth, with the same
+ceremonial which I had witnessed thirty-four years previously, when Dom
+Jerome Vaughan was inducted into office in the vaulted guard-room of
+the old Fort, afterwards incorporated into the monastic guest-house.
+The burden of superiorship, a heavy one enough, was lightened not only
+by the unanimous kindness of my own brethren, but by the cordiality
+with which my appointment was greeted by friends outside, including the
+bishop and clergy of our diocese of Aberdeen, who were the guests of
+the abbey for their annual retreat, a few days after my installation.
+A consoling message, too, came to me from the Holy Father himself
+through Père Lépicier, who had come from Rome in the quality of
+Apostolic Visitor to Scotland, and stayed with us for some days; a
+Franco-Roman diplomatist with the suavest possible manner and address,
+masking (it struck me) no little acuteness and a strong personality.
+His visit, and that of the diocesan clergy, coincided with
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P233"></A>233}</SPAN>
+St.
+Oswald's Day, which we kept very happily, many of our neighbours in the
+village and district, including my old friend the parish minister,
+dining with us in the monastic refectory. A still older friend, George
+Lane Fox, sent me a cordial telegram; and I was able to send one in
+return congratulating him on the handsome testimonial he had just
+received on his retirement from a quarter of a century's office as
+Vice-chancellor of the Primrose League. A grief to us both, only a few
+days later, was the news of the death, at our abbey of Cesena in Italy,
+of his eldest son, who had been closely connected with Fort Augustus
+from his childhood, first as a little boy in the abbey-school, and
+later as a monk and priest of our community.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+One of my first works as prior was to organize a work which we had very
+gladly undertaken&mdash;that of ministering as naval chaplains to ships in
+Scottish waters. The chief naval stations were Lamlash (Arran) in the
+south-west and Cromarty in the northeast; and thither certain of our
+fathers journeyed every week, meeting as a rule with every kindness and
+consideration from the captains and officers, and getting into touch
+with the considerable number of Catholic bluejackets on the various
+ships. Sometimes, between the Sundays, they found time to prosecute
+the quest, which was ever before us, for our church-building fund; and
+our good Father Odo, in particular, reaped quite a little harvest,
+during his Lamlash chaplaincy, in my native diocese of Galloway, where
+there were still kind friends who remembered me, and were glad to show
+sympathy with an object which I had so deeply at heart. Dom Odo was
+not only a zealous priest but an
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P234"></A>234}</SPAN>
+equally zealous antiquarian and
+F.R.S.A. (Scot.). He had specialized in artificial islands, about
+which he read an interesting paper this autumn at the British
+Association meeting at Dundee; and he was elected about the same time
+president of the Inverness Field Club, the premier scientific society
+of the north of Scotland. I record this with pleasure as an example
+(not, of course, an isolated one) of the Benedictine liberty which
+permits and encourages the members of our Order to cultivate
+freely&mdash;-apart from their professional studies and avocations&mdash;such
+tastes and talents as they may possess, and which, needless to say,
+greatly adds to the interest and variety of their lives.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My own life was of course, after my entering on the office and duties
+of prior, much more confined than heretofore to the precincts of our
+Scottish abbey. This was no additional burden to me; for my life,
+whether at Fort Augustus or Oxford or in Brazil, had always been a life
+in community; and I had always been happy and at home in the society of
+my brethren in the monastery. Perhaps the most tiring and trying
+feature in my position as superior was the never-ceasing correspondence
+of all kinds which it involved, and with which one had personally to
+grapple; but in other ways the wise subdivision of labour which
+prevails in a well-ordered religious house did much to lighten the
+daily burden, and the ready willingness in all quarters to afford
+whatever help and relief was needed was a constant solace and
+encouragement. The busy days thus passed quickly by, varied by the
+continual influx of guests&mdash;always interested and sometimes
+interesting&mdash;who were never wanting in our abbey.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P235"></A>235}</SPAN>
+Our
+neighbours, too, were kind and friendly; and their motors were often at
+one's disposal for an afternoon's drive up one or other of the
+beautiful glens which ran westward from our Gleann Mhor, the Great Glen
+of all, to the sea. Then there were duties connected with the parish
+and district Councils, to which I was elected soon after becoming
+prior; and the constant interest of directing the plan of campaign in
+aid of our building-fund, and the satisfaction of seeing its steady
+increase. I recall, during those bright still days of late autumn
+(often the loveliest season of the Highland year), a retreat given us
+by an eloquent Dominican; and also a visit from Lady Lovat, who, as our
+founder's widow, enjoyed the privilege of entering the monastic
+enclosure with her "suite" (in this case her daughter-in-law, Lovat's
+wife, and a friend)&mdash;a formal enough affair, but of course novel and
+interesting to the ladies concerned. According to the quaint antique
+prescription, the great bell was tolled when they entered the cloister,
+warning the monks to remain in their cells: no meat nor drink could be
+served to them within the enclosure: they were to visit only the
+"public places" of the monastery, and were enjoined "not to gaze
+curiously about them." Lady Lovat would fain have lingered in our
+well-furnished library; but our little procession swept on
+relentlessly, and her literary longings remained ungratified.[<A NAME="chap13fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn7">7</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P236"></A>236}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was not, I think, until November of this year that I spent a night
+away from Fort Augustus, being bidden to Liverpool to keep, with a
+large gathering of his friends, the golden jubilee of our kind old
+friend Bishop Hedley. There was a High Mass, a sermon, and (of course)
+a festival dinner, with many speeches&mdash;prosy, melancholy,
+retrospective, or humorous, according to the mood or the idiosyncrasy
+of the several speakers. My brief oration, conveying the thanks of the
+guests, included two funny stories, which so favourably impressed one
+of the reporters, that he announced in his paper next day that "the
+honours of the evening's oratory undoubtedly rested with a venerable
+and genial monk from the other side of the Border!" I stayed at
+Glasgow on my way north, to take the chair at the annual festival of
+the Caledonian Catholic Association, an admirably beneficent
+institution in which I was glad to show my interest.[<A NAME="chap13fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn8">8</A>] After the
+concert, and before the ball which followed, Stirling and I left for
+Keir in a hired motor-car, which broke down badly in the middle of
+Cumbernauld Muir, leaving us <I>plantés-là</I> till past midnight. There
+was the residuum of a big shooting-party at Keir; and we all attended
+next day a vocal recital given in the old cathedral by "Mlle.
+Hommedieu"&mdash;an odd-sounding name: I wondered if she was "Miss Godman"
+in private life.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I had spent Christmas so often at Beaufort (no
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P237"></A>237}</SPAN>
+less than eleven
+times since 1893) that it seemed strange to be absent from there this
+year; but I had of course to preside at the solemnities in our own
+church, which (notwithstanding the appalling weather conditions) was
+crowded to the doors for the midnight services. We dined, as usual, in
+the vacant school refectory, gaily decorated, with a blazing log fire:
+there was an informal concert afterwards, and the festive evening was
+enjoyed by all. I made a Christmas call on my old friend Sir Aubone
+Fife,[<A NAME="chap13fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn9">9</A>] whose annual quest for hinds had been interrupted by illness.
+He rented the winter shooting of Inchnacardoch Forest from Lovat, and
+spent every Christmas and New Year <I>solus</I> at our little hotel, content
+with his sport, his own society, and an occasional visit from me! He
+had comfortable bachelor quarters in Jermyn Street: London for him was
+bounded by Pall Mall and Oxford Street: his home and recreation were in
+his many clubs, and he always reminded me irresistibly of a
+twentieth-century Major Pendennis. I managed to put in two nights at
+Beaufort in Christmas week, receiving a hearty welcome from the merry
+party of Frasers and Maxwells assembled there, and returned to the
+abbey for New Year's Day, in time to take part in the various holiday
+entertainments&mdash;Christmas trees, theatricals, etc., organised for our
+good people. Twelfth-day I spent at Keir, preaching
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P238"></A>238}</SPAN>
+(<I>seated</I>,
+my usual practice now),[<A NAME="chap13fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn10">10</A>] to a good congregation in the beautiful
+private chapel, which was almost complete; and before returning home I
+paid a little visit to Kelburn, where I found my poor brother-in-law in
+bed with a broken crown (having fallen downstairs!) but my nephew the
+flying-man apparently quite recovered, I was glad to see, from <I>his</I>
+more serious knock on the head at Bournemouth. I was pleased to hear
+from my gunner brother, who was staying at Kelburn, of his
+appointment&mdash;an excellent berth&mdash;as A.A.G. at the War Office.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The closing weeks of our long northern winter were exceptionally bleak
+and stormy this year; but constant occupation made them pass quickly
+enough. February 10 (St. Scholastica's Day), on which our good nuns
+kept high festival, and I officiated at their solemn services, was also
+the opening day of our salmon-fishing; and in the first haul we landed
+fifteen fish weighing just 250 pounds, the heaviest a beautiful
+26-pounder. A salmon was always an acceptable present to a kind friend
+in the south: some we ate fresh (a welcome variation of our Lenten
+fare), and the rest we tried to kipper.[<A NAME="chap13fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn11">11</A>] February 10 was otherwise
+memorable this year, as on that day I learned that our community was to
+elect its abbot a month later. We voted first on the important
+question whether the election should be for life, as provided in our
+Constitutions,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P239"></A>239}</SPAN>
+or (by special indult of Rome) for a fixed term of
+years, which was the usual practice in the other houses of the
+Congregation. The votes&mdash;some sent by post and telegraph&mdash;were almost
+equally divided; and it was finally settled that the election should be
+for eight years. Nearly all our absentee monks arrived from missions,
+chaplaincies, and elsewhere, for the <I>tractatus</I>, or discussions
+preliminary to the election, which was fixed for Thursday in Passion
+Week, under the presidency of the abbot of Ampleforth. It took place
+after the customary mass of the Holy Spirit, and turned out a very
+brief affair, as I was elected by more than the requisite number of
+votes at the first "scrutiny," as it was called.[<A NAME="chap13fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn12">12</A>] My confirmation
+and installation followed immediately&mdash;and then the letters and
+telegrams began pouring in, all requiring to be answered; but the roads
+and railways were providentially blocked for some days before Easter,
+by a March snowstorm of almost unprecedented violence, and our mail
+service was entirely suspended; so I got a little breathing time! Thus
+undistracted, I officiated at all the services of the season,
+celebrating on Easter Sunday amid rain, hail, and driving easterly
+gales that made the text of my Paschal sermon&mdash;"Jam hiems transiit,
+imber abiit et recessit,"[<A NAME="chap13fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn13">13</A>] sound ironical enough. I spent an
+Eastertide Sunday at Keir, where spring had really set in, and while
+there made an expedition or two with an archæological
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P240"></A>240}</SPAN>
+enthusiast
+who was of our party: to Stirling Castle, much finer and more spacious
+than I had imagined; to the scanty remains&mdash;only the massive church
+tower and the old monastic dove-cot!&mdash;of the grand old abbey of
+Cambuskenneth; and to Doune Castle, where it was odd to come on workmen
+installing electric light in the venerable ruins in preparation for the
+coming-of-age of my Lord Doune, son of the "Bonnie Earl of Moray." I
+returned to Inverness just in time to attend the funeral of Andrew
+Macdonald, Sheriff-clerk of the county, a devout Catholic, and one of
+the oldest and most faithful friends of our abbey and community. There
+was a great gathering in the church and at the grave-side, and all
+seemed impressed by the solemn rites, and by the chanting of our
+monastic choir.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+We were all busily occupied, during the next ten days, with
+preparations for the solemnity of my abbatial benediction, which took
+place on April 9, in presence of a large assemblage of invited guests
+and interested onlookers. It was a particular pleasure to me to
+receive the Church's benison at the hands of a friend of many years'
+standing, the venerable Bishop of Argyll and the Isles, whom I had
+known in old happy days at Mountstuart, as parish priest of Rothesay.
+Abbots Gasquet and Smith assisted the bishop; and Lovat and other
+friends were among the laymen who had their part in the august and
+impressive ceremony, which lasted for fully three hours. A hundred
+guests were entertained in our refectory; and I received many good
+wishes during the day, including telegrams from Cardinals Bourne and
+Merry del Val, Norfolk, Bute, and Charles Dalrymple, whose kind
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P241"></A>241}</SPAN>
+message gratified me as the only one received from any member of my
+family.[<A NAME="chap13fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn14">14</A>] An informal concert in the evening, in the theatre-hall of
+the college, was a pleasant close to a memorable day.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+An earlier date than might otherwise have been the case had been fixed
+for the abbatial election at Fort Augustus by the superiors of our
+Order, who desired that our abbey should be represented by its
+duly-constituted head at the great Benedictine gathering which was to
+take place in Italy this summer. The object of this assemblage, to
+which every abbot of Black Monks (<I>Monachi Nigri</I>) in Christendom
+received an invitation, was two-fold: first to assist at the
+consecration of the crypt of the church at Monte Cassino, the cradle of
+our venerable Order, after its complete restoration and decoration by
+the Beuron School of Benedictine artists; and secondly, to elect, in
+Rome, a coadjutor to the Abbot Primate of the Order, whose health had
+broken down. I went south in the last week of April, and after a
+flying visit to my sister in Surrey (where I said mass at the very
+pretty and well-kept church at Redhill), went on to stay with the
+French Benedictines at Farnborough, where two members of our Fort
+Augustus community were at that time in residence. They showed me much
+of interest, including the small museum of Napoleonic relics, and, of
+course, the crypt containing the massive granite sarcophagi containing
+the bodies of Napoleon
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P242"></A>242}</SPAN>
+III. and his only son. It so chanced that
+the aged Empress (then in her eighty-eighth year) had been praying in
+the church when we entered it; and we saw her leaving in her carriage
+for her château a few hundred yards away. I thought, as I glanced at
+the frail shrunken figure leaning on her staff, of a summer day in
+Paris forty-eight long years before, when I had seen her, a radiant and
+beautiful vision, walking in the Tuileries gardens with her little son,
+amid the admiring plaudits of an apparently devoted people. The young
+prince was mounted on a sort of two-wheeled hobby-horse, gaily painted
+and gilt, and I asked my companion (a French lady) what it might be.
+"Ah!" she replied, "c'est une invention absolument nouvelle: cela
+s'appelle un' 'vé-lo-ci-pède'!" The only other occasion on which I
+ever saw the Empress was in Rome some ten years later, when she came,
+widowed and dethroned, to pay her respects to the venerable Pontiff
+Pius IX. I have described elsewhere[<A NAME="chap13fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn15">15</A>] this memorable visit, which I
+was privileged to witness as being at that time a chamberlain on duty
+at the Vatican.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+My friend MacCall, from Arundel, joined me at Dover, and we had a swift
+and uneventful journey to Venice (actually my first visit!) where I
+spent three crowded happy days&mdash;it was all I could spare&mdash;as the guest
+of an old Eton and Oxford friend in his delightful <I>palazzo</I> on the Rio
+Marin. I cannot attempt any description: what impressed me most
+vividly, perhaps, apart from the incomparable glories of S. Marco, was
+our visit, in the amber and purple twilight of a Venetian May-day, to
+our Benedictine
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P243"></A>243}</SPAN>
+church of St. George&mdash;its monastery (alas! almost
+derelict) and graceful rose-red campanile reflected in the deep azure
+of the lagoon. I regretfully left Venice that night, and travelling
+straight through Rome, in the company of abbots of various lands and
+languages, reached Cassino about mid-day, and was driven up the sacred
+mountain in a motor-car (an innovation since my last pilgrimage
+hither!) passing, at various turns of the excellent road, groups of
+peasants toiling up the rugged immemorial path to the monastery. We
+were welcomed by the kind abbot at the foot of the great staircase; and
+I was soon installed in a pleasant cell, with a view that almost took
+one's breath away over the wild and mountainous Abruzzi,[<A NAME="chap13fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn16">16</A>] and the
+thin clear mountain air blowing in at one's window with delicious
+freshness.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I do not think I ever attended such a series of prolonged and stately
+church functions as during the week of our sojourn at Monte Cassino.
+The chiefs of our Order in various countries officiated in turn at the
+different solemnities; and we abbots (seventy or eighty of us) sat
+perched on hard and narrow benches, tier upon tier, on either side of
+the high altar. One day it was a solemn requiem mass for the deceased
+benefactors of our Order: another, the consecration by the Cardinal
+Legate representing
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P244"></A>244}</SPAN>
+the Pope,[<A NAME="chap13fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn17">17</A>] assisted by two Benedictine
+archbishops, of the three altars in the crypt (this ceremony alone
+lasted five hours, and almost finished me!), whilst on Sunday his
+Eminence conducted the solemn high mass and subsequent procession, the
+great church, <I>cortili</I> beyond, and every available foot of space being
+occupied by an immense and devout crowd of gaily-dressed peasants, most
+of whom had slept on the bare ground in the open air on the previous
+night. On this crowning day we were more than three hundred in the
+vast refectory for dinner, at the end of which a choir of monks chanted
+with thrilling effect the mediæval <I>Laudes</I>, or Acclamations of
+Hincmar, in honour of our illustrious guests. Among these magnates was
+my old friend of early days in Brazil, Bishop Gerard van Caloen, whom I
+had not seen for sixteen years.[<A NAME="chap13fn18text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn18">18</A>] He had grown a long grey beard,
+and his eyes looked out through his spectacles as sad and inscrutable
+as ever.[<A NAME="chap13fn19text"></A><A HREF="#chap13fn19">19</A>] I sat next him at the <I>ludus liturgico-scenicus</I>, one of
+the diversions provided for us by the community: a grave musical
+setting of the life and death of Saints Benedict and Scholastica, so
+pathetic that I wept&mdash;to the surprise of my friend the bishop, who said
+he never knew that I was so tender-hearted! The play was presented by
+some of the young monks
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P245"></A>245}</SPAN>
+and their pupils (they had over two
+hundred in the abbey, including a lay boarding-school and two
+seminaries), and on another evening they gave us a really excellent
+concert of vocal and instrumental music. I do not know where space was
+found for playgrounds for all these boys, for there seemed really very
+little room on the mountain top for anything except the extensive
+buildings. The abbot of Downside, who was a great advocate of
+exercise, used to walk half-way down the hill and up again every day
+after dinner: it was, as far as I could discover, the only walk
+possible. In any case the available time for recreation between the
+long-drawn-out religious celebrations was short enough: it was a
+strenuous week, though a very interesting one, and rendered enjoyable
+by the unwearied attention which the good monks, one and all, showed to
+their numberless and no doubt occasionally troublesome guests. When
+all was over I left Monte Cassino in the pleasant company of my friend
+Abbot Miguel of S. Paulo, and travelled by an incredibly slow train to
+Rome, where we found a second Benedictine welcome of not less
+heartiness in the international abbey of St. Anselm on the Aventine
+Hill.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn1text">1</A>] The lady supported an orphanage in her <I>castello</I>, and also an
+incredible number of dogs, and distributed her affections equally
+between the dogs and the orphans.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn2text">2</A>] This, however, was probably a mere appeal <I>ad misericordiam</I>.
+Cyril was no novice!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn3text">3</A>] Representing Christ hounded along the road to Calvary by atheistic
+deputies and anti-Christian schoolmasters, the latter inciting children
+to fling stones at Him. On the opposite side of the way knelt a little
+group of believers, children and others, with arms outstretched towards
+the Saviour. Some of those looking at the picture were greatly
+affected, even to tears.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn4text">4</A>] "Majora tibi debentur pro fide Christi certamina."&mdash;<I>Office of St.
+Laurence</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn5text">5</A>] It was Pugin's constant grievance that the poverty of English
+Catholics prevented him from carrying out his grandiose ideas. A
+bishop once wrote to him asking for plans for a cathedral, very
+spacious, extraordinarily handsome, and&mdash;above all&mdash;cheap, money being
+very scarce. Pugin lost his temper on seeing what was the sum
+suggested. "My dear Lord," he wrote back, "why not say 30s. more, and
+have a tower and spire when you are about it?"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn6text">6</A>] Sir Charles Eastlake (<I>History of the Gothic Revival</I>, p. 154).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn7text">7</A>] Queens Regnant (and I think Consort) have the <I>ex officio</I> entrée
+to monasteries; but Fort Augustus had never been so honoured, our only
+"crowned head" visitor having been King Leopold of Belgium. I remember
+Prince Henry of Battenberg, who came in a yacht with Princess Beatrice,
+being put out at the latter being denied admission into the enclosure.
+There was some talk of King Edward paying us a visit from Glenquoich,
+where he was Lord Burton's guest; but nothing came of it.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn8text">8</A>] I had presided at a festival of the Association fifteen years
+previously (in 1897).
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn9text">9</A>] A fine old soldier and sportsman, who had fought in Afghanistan and
+Burmah, and was afterwards appointed, first Clerk of the Cheque, and
+later standard-bearer, in the King's Bodyguard. He volunteered, when
+well over seventy, for service in the Great War, and was given, I
+think, some post in connection with the defences of the Forth Bridge.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn10text">10</A>] "I preach sitting," said Bateman: "it is more conformable to
+antiquity and to reason to sit than to stand."&mdash;Newman, <I>Loss and Gain</I>
+(ed. 1876), page 70. My friend George Angus had followed suit at St.
+Andrews.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn11text">11</A>] I say "tried"; for our good Belgian <I>chef</I>, who <I>said</I> he
+understood the process, used some mysterious pickle of his own
+invention&mdash;with disastrous results!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn12text">12</A>] In the event of no candidate receiving a sufficient number of
+votes, the "scrutiny" was repeated again and again&mdash;often a very
+lengthy and tedious proceeding.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn13text">13</A>] "The winter is now past, the rain is over and gone." It was never
+really safe to quote these words at Fort Augustus before (say) the end
+of May.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn14text">14</A>] My brother-in-law, Sir Charles Dalrymple, had been one of those
+who most bitterly resented my change of religion in 1875, and still
+more my entrance into the Benedictine Order. But time had softened old
+asperities; and we had been on affectionate terms for many years past.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn15text">15</A>] <I>A Medley of Memories</I> (1st Series), pp. 81, 82.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn16text">16</A>] Most of the Abruzzi was included in the extensive diocese of Monte
+Cassino (one of the largest in Italy), which was under the
+administration of the abbot, although he was not a bishop. His
+jurisdiction extended over no less than seven ancient dioceses&mdash;a fact
+symbolized by the interesting and unique custom of his wearing, when he
+celebrated pontifical high mass, seven different mitres in succession.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn17text">17</A>] Cardinal Gasparri, at that time Secretary of State to the reigning
+Pontiff, Benedict XV.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn18"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn18text">18</A>] The pioneer of the Benedictine revival in Brazil, and my Superior
+at the abbey of Olinda seventeen years before. See <I>A Medley of
+Memories</I> (1st Series), chaps, xvi. and xvii. Dom Gerard was
+consecrated (titular) Bishop of Phocæa on April 18, 1906.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap13fn19"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap13fn19text">19</A>] Like Dr. Firmin's in <I>Philip</I>. "Dreary, sad, as into a great
+blank desert, looked the eyes."&mdash;Thackeray, <I>Philip</I>, chap. iii.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap14"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P246"></A>246}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+CHAPTER XIV
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+1913-1914
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+The object of the great gathering, in the summer of 1913, of
+Benedictine abbots in Rome, whither they had been especially summoned
+by the <I>Abbas Abbatum</I>, Pope Pius X., was not primarily devotional or
+liturgical, like the assemblage just held at Monte Cassino. It was
+first and foremost a business meeting, called for the purpose of
+electing a coadjutor (with right of succession) to the first Abbot
+Primate of the Order, Dom Hildebrand de Hemptinne, the distinguished
+Belgian prelate, who, after a life entirely devoted to the interests of
+the Church and of his brother-monks, had been compelled by impaired and
+enfeebled health to retire from all active work. One of his most
+notable achievements had been the planning and erection, at the
+instance and with the generous help of Leo XIII., of the noble monastic
+college on the Aventine, which that Pontiff declared would be the
+greatest material monument of his fifteen years' tenure of the see of
+Peter. It was pathetic that, although in residence at St. Anselm's
+College (his own beloved foundation) when we assembled there for the
+business in hand, Abbot de Hemptinne was quite unable to take any part
+in it, or even personally to welcome us to Rome. He appeared only once
+in public during our stay
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P247"></A>247}</SPAN>
+there&mdash;a mere wreck of the active
+personality which had been so long associated with the interests and
+the progress of our Order in every part of Christendom. We at Fort
+Augustus owed much to his wisdom and sympathetic kindness; and I was
+touched to see, during the few minutes' conversation which I had with
+him, how his face lightened up, and something of the old alertness
+reawakened in his voice and bearing, as we spoke of new hopes and new
+developments in connection with our Scottish abbey.[<A NAME="chap14fn1text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn1">1</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+There were at this time just a hundred <I>abbates regiminis</I> (i.e. ruling
+abbots, excluding those holding merely titular rank) of Black Monks in
+the Christian world; and of these I ranked last&mdash;for we took precedence
+according to the date of appointment, not according to the antiquity of
+our respective abbeys. Seventy-five were actually present in Rome and
+most of the absentees had sent proxies to represent them. Four (two
+from U.S.A., one Brazilian, and one Australian) were of episcopal rank,
+and six others, though not bishops, exercised episcopal jurisdiction.
+There were ten Arch-abbots, or abbots-president, of various national
+Congregations; the rank and file being "ruling abbots" from every
+country in Christendom. Latin was, of course, the official language at
+our meetings, and to some extent the medium also of private
+intercourse, though the variations of pronunciation made this a matter
+of some difficulty. The great hall of the abbey where our sessions
+were held was bad acoustically; and the magnates at the table of honour
+(some of them
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P248"></A>248}</SPAN>
+prelates of great age) mumbled so inaudibly that
+we, in our humble places at the end of the hall, raised a cry of
+"Altius! loquimini altius! nihil audivimus!" and others of the fathers
+took up the cry of "Nihil! nihil!" At the first scrutiny the abbot of
+Einsiedeln, in Switzerland, got eighty-four out of the ninety-eight
+votes, which seemed decisive, and would have been so had he not, "cum
+magna gratitudine," but extremely emphatically, declared that nothing
+would induce him to accept. The Pope, who was appealed to, expressed
+his regret, but declined to put any pressure on the reluctant abbot:
+two more scrutinies followed, and finally Abbot von Stotzingen, of
+Maria-laach, was elected by seventy-five votes. <I>Causa finita est</I>.
+Our work finished, I had a few days to renew old happy memories of
+Rome, greatly changed (I suppose materially for the better) since my
+first visit in 1875. I went the round of the great basilicas, and
+explored the vast cemetery of S. Lorenzo in quest of the grave of my
+uncle David,[<A NAME="chap14fn2text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn2">2</A>] laid to rest there fourty-four years before. I found
+it in good repair, with flowering shrubs growing round it, and read
+with interest the beautiful Latin epitaph, written by the scholarly pen
+of Archbishop Manning, who had received him into the Church, and
+afterwards officiated at his simple funeral.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I celebrated the Whitsuntide solemnities in our own church of St.
+Anselm, much impressed by the virile and sonorous chant of the monastic
+choir.
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P249"></A>249}</SPAN>
+I left Rome a few days later, travelling by night to
+Milan, where I said mass early in the duomo&mdash;more impressive than I had
+ever yet seen it in the dull morning light, with the vast spaces in
+deep shadow, and the great jewelled windows gleaming faintly through
+the murk. From Milan a long and fatiguing journey brought me to
+Maredsous, the famous Belgian abbey which I had seen only once since I
+had spent four months there as a young monk thirty years before. The
+vast pile of building, of dark slate-coloured stone in the severest
+Gothic, seemed to have altered little since 1883 (there is something
+singularly, almost appallingly, unchangeable about these great
+monasteries); but of course the trees about it had grown, and there
+were additions near by&mdash;one the interesting school of arts and crafts
+directed by the monks, where I saw excellent goldsmiths' and enamel
+work done by the pupils, as well as fine embroideries. Another new and
+striking feature was the nuns' abbey, a quarter of a mile away, with a
+large and beautiful church open to the public. I found here an English
+portress, with the English name of Sister Winifred; and the abbess, a
+sister of our good abbot-primate in Rome, spoke English well; but she
+persuaded me (after cake and wine) into giving a <I>conférence</I> in French
+to her community, about our doings at Monte Cassino and Rome.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was interesting to pass straight, as I did, from a great modern
+abbey in being to the impressive remains of our cathedral priory at
+Canterbury, and to sleep in an Elizabethan bedroom constructed within
+the ancient guest-hall of the monks. My kind host, Canon Moore,
+devoted a day to showing
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P250"></A>250}</SPAN>
+me the wonders of his cathedral; and a
+party of cathedral dignitaries (and their wives) were asked to meet me
+at dinner. I had some talk with a pleasant, though minor, canon,[<A NAME="chap14fn3text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn3">3</A>]
+who had been for a time in charge of our choir at Magdalen. From
+Canterbury I went on to Douai Abbey, to preside at their school
+prize-giving, and then to keep St. Philip's <I>festa</I> with the London
+Oratorians, who had invited a Fort Augustus monk (Dom Maurus
+Caruana[<A NAME="chap14fn4text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn4">4</A>]) to preach this year the panegyric of their patron saint. I
+look back on these Oratory festivals as among the pleasantest of London
+summer days&mdash;the marble altars in the great church aglow with roses and
+lilies and orchids; music of the best from the unrivalled choir:[<A NAME="chap14fn5text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn5">5</A>]
+sometimes a really eloquent sermon, and luncheon afterwards, in company
+with all that was best in the Catholic society of the day, in the cool
+spacious refectory, hung round with portraits of Faber and Dalgairns
+and Knox and other eminent Oratorians. I sat on this occasion next a
+kindly <I>littérateur</I> and critic&mdash;so kindly a one that even when he does
+attack you (as Russell Lowell put it)
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"you doubt if the toes<BR>
+That are trodden upon are your own or your foe's."<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P251"></A>251}</SPAN>
+We spoke of printers' perennial errors; and he quoted two new to
+me&mdash;one from the prospectus of a new company: "Six thousand <I>snares</I> of
+five pounds each"; and the other from a speech of Lord Carnarvon:
+"Every clergyman is expected nowadays to have the intellect and wisdom
+of a Jeremy Taylor"&mdash;the last two words being transformed by a reporter
+into "journeyman tailor!" The word "clergyman" (in these days somewhat
+discredited) suggested to my friend Tennyson's dictum: "The majority of
+Englishmen think of God as an immeasurable clergyman in a white tie";
+and to me a line from the same poet's "May Queen," which had always
+seemed to me the <I>ne plus ultra</I> of bathos:[<A NAME="chap14fn6text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn6">6</A>]
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"And that good man, the clergyman, has spoken words of peace."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+I stayed a night at Kelburn on my way north to congratulate my
+brother-in-law, as it was not only his eightieth birthday, but his
+fortieth wedding-anniversary also fell this year. I was glad to find
+myself at home again after five weeks' absence; but it was only for a
+few weeks, as I had to go to Yorkshire in June, for the quinquennial
+General Chapter of our Order at Ampleforth, where our first business
+was to re-elect and install Abbot Gasquet as our abbot-president.[<A NAME="chap14fn7text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn7">7</A>] I
+attended, a few days later,
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P252"></A>252}</SPAN>
+a dinner of our Catholic Etonian
+Association. Shane Leslie and (Mgr.) Hugh Benson both made capital
+speeches, and I had the honour of proposing <I>Floreat Etona</I>. George
+Lane Fox (a <I>quondam</I> captain of the boats) was our president; and it
+was interesting to learn that among Catholic Etonians were three old
+captains of oppidans, Lords Abingdon and North, and Sir Francis
+Burnand. I stayed for this function with the kind Oratorians, who
+always had one or two Etonians in their community.[<A NAME="chap14fn8text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn8">8</A>] Their spacious
+house was delightfully quiet, and the verdant shady garden might have
+been two miles, instead of a bare two hundred yards, from the bustle
+and traffic of Brompton Road. I assisted next day in their church at
+the marriage of another Etonian Catholic, Sir Joseph Tichborne, and
+looked with interest on the smart young lifeguardsman, son of the baby
+defendant in the famous lawsuit more than forty years before. It is
+hard now to realize the <I>furore</I> caused by the great "Tichborne Case,"
+which sapped old friendships and engendered lasting animosities among
+people who had no earthly connection with it[<A NAME="chap14fn9text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn9">9</A>]&mdash;for the old English
+Catholic families, which <I>were</I>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P253"></A>253}</SPAN>
+closely interested in the matter,
+took it very quietly and never discussed it in public. I have never
+known since any popular excitement in the least like it.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I was back at Fort Augustus before the end of June; and the summer and
+autumn (both wonderfully fine this year) passed quickly and happily.
+Long sunshiny days brought us, as always, many visitors, among the
+first being the large contingent of Glasgow Catholics who came as
+usual, during their "Fair Week," to spend some days at our abbey,
+partly in pious exercises and partly in enjoyable excursions. Our most
+notable guest this year was perhaps the young King of Uganda (I believe
+his proper title was not King but "Kabaka"), who came to Fort Augustus
+for a week-end with his dusky suite, and spent some hours with us&mdash;a
+tall, graceful and agreeable, but very shy, youth in a lovely robe of
+peacock blue (he had arrived at the inn the night before wearing a
+dingy covert-coat over a sort of white cassock). One of his
+fellow-chiefs, I think the only Catholic of the party, had a huge
+rosary slung round his neck during the visit to our monastery. Another
+distinguished visitor was Cardinal Bourne, whose clerical secretary had
+been driving him (<I>incog.</I>) all over the Highlands, and over all sorts
+of roads, in a little two-seater motor. This had to go into hospital
+on their arrival; but through the kindness of an American neighbour I
+was able to escort our guests in a roomy "Fiat" to Glengarry (our most
+notable beauty-spot), and to the famous little inn, embowered in woods
+on the edge of the amber rushing Garry, where there were many notable
+names in the visitors' book, though
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P254"></A>254}</SPAN>
+not, I think, up till then
+the signature of a Prince of the Roman Church. His Eminence's visit
+synchronized with our Highland Games and annual concert, both of which
+he honoured with his presence; and next day he and his faithful
+monsignor trundled off westwards in their little car, much pleased (as
+we all were also) with their brief sojourn in our abbey guest-house.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Apart from the normal duties incumbent on the head of a monastic
+community, I had, from the time of first taking the reins, placed three
+objects in the forefront of my hopes and aspirations, and had
+endeavoured never to lose sight of them. These were, first, an
+increase in our numbers by the admission of suitable aspirants to our
+life; secondly, the renovation and utilization of the long derelict
+buildings of the abbey-school, and the reopening of the school itself
+as soon as feasible; and thirdly, the hastening of the long anticipated
+day when work should be resumed on our abandoned church, and a part of
+it, at least, completed and opened for Divine Service. Thanks to the
+goodwill and support of my own brethren, and to the interested sympathy
+of many friends outside, I had the happiness of seeing all these hopes
+in a fair way to be realized within a twelvemonth of my receiving the
+abbatial benediction. Four of our first year's batch of novices were
+ultimately admitted to profession and to holy orders: they were joined
+by two priests from the Scottish mission, both of whom took their vows
+after due probation; while there were also affiliated to our community
+two young English monks from a German monastery near Birmingham, as
+well as a novice from the monastery of Caldey, in South
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P255"></A>255}</SPAN>
+Wales,
+almost all the members of which had, with their superior, made their
+submission to the Catholic Church in the previous year.[<A NAME="chap14fn10text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn10">10</A>] We were
+all agreed in the wish and hope that the eminently Benedictine work of
+the education of youth within our own abbey walls, discontinued for
+several years, should be resumed as soon as circumstances permitted.
+Carpenters and painters, plasterers and plumbers, were soon busily
+engaged at the much-needed work of repair and restoration. The
+buildings were practically ready for occupation in the summer of 1914;
+but our hopes of reopening the school a few months later were
+frustrated by the world-stirring events of July and August of that
+year. It was a great satisfaction to all of us to be able, a little
+later, to place our renovated college at the disposal of the Red Cross,
+and to see it utilized as an Auxiliary Hospital, first for the wounded
+soldiers of our gallant Belgian allies, and then for the wounded of our
+own armies.[<A NAME="chap14fn11text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn11">11</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The date of resuming the long suspended work on the fabric of our
+greatly-needed church, which I had at least as much at heart as the two
+other objects already mentioned, depended, of course, on the slow but
+steady increase of our building-fund; and there were always willing
+helpers, both within and without our community, toward the ingathering
+of a sum without which it would have been
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P256"></A>256}</SPAN>
+imprudent to recommence
+operations. Some of our fathers showed most commendable zeal and
+energy in the not very pleasant or grateful task of begging: they
+planted and watered, and God certainly sent the increase. Among other
+efforts, a great garden fête was organized at Terregles, near Dumfries,
+the beautiful old seat of the Maxwell-Stuarts. I opened the
+proceedings: the day was lovely and the grounds thronged, and a very
+substantial sum was realized for our fund. It was a great joy to us
+all when, thanks to the success of this and other schemes, we were at
+length able to see our way (let me use the obnoxious phrase with
+gratitude for once!) to approve of the new plans&mdash;a modification of, or
+rather a complete departure from, Pugin's elaborate Gothic designs, and
+to see our massive Norman choir gradually rising in its severe and
+solid beauty. The actual commencement of the work was delayed by a
+curious incident&mdash;the appearance on the far horizon of a supposed
+benefactress, said to be prepared to provide funds to an untold amount
+for the erection of our church, on a plan approved by herself. I had
+actually to go to Harrogate to discuss this Utopian scheme&mdash;not with
+the mysterious lady in person, but with a friend who was supposed to
+represent her. I never even heard her name, but have every reason to
+suppose that it was "Mrs. Harris!" Anyhow the next thing I heard was
+that she had sailed (I think) for China, and we never saw, as the
+saying goes, the "colour of her money." I do not think that we had
+ever really expected to, so the disappointment was the less; and there
+was no worse consequence than a little delay which we could very well
+put up with after waiting for
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P257"></A>257}</SPAN>
+so many years to get the builders
+to work again.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The only event outside our own circle which I recall in the later
+months of 1913 was the solemn blessing of the new abbot of Douai (an
+old friend and fellow-novice of mine), at which I assisted in October.
+The ceremony and subsequent luncheon lasted for nearly five solid
+hours, and I began to think that I was getting too old for such
+protracted functions! though I found the monks of the Berkshire abbey,
+as always, most kind, considerate and hospitable. Staying at Keir on
+my way home, I found a big shooting-party assembled&mdash;Tullibardines,
+Elphinstones, Lovats, Shaw Stewarts and others. All day long they were
+banging at pheasants (how remote those days of battues seem in 1922!)
+and in the evening there were ghost-stories and music, Lady
+Tullibardine's piano-playing and singing (of very high quality indeed)
+giving especial pleasure to her hearers.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+On our national festival of St. Andrew I had the pleasure of admitting
+two novices to profession&mdash;the first ceremony of the kind since 1908.
+We kept also this month the "silver jubilee" of two of our fathers, of
+whom one had been born without an ear (in the musical sense), and had
+never sung mass in his life, but on this unique occasion chanted the
+Gospel as deacon. December brought wild and stormy weather, which did
+not, however, interfere with our customary activities; and many of our
+fathers were at this time out giving missions, or temporary assistance
+to invalided or absent priests. One of my Boyle nephews&mdash;a flying-man
+like his younger brother&mdash;was married this month
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P258"></A>258}</SPAN>
+to the daughter
+of an Australian judge:[<A NAME="chap14fn12text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn12">12</A>] I could not be present, but telegraphed to
+him, "The best of luck to you on earth and in the air!" An unwelcome
+December visitant was an epidemic of gastric influenza, which
+prostrated some of our community for a week or two; but all were
+recovered, and most of our wanderers returned, for the Christmas
+festival&mdash;a real old-fashioned one as regarded the weather, with hard
+frost and snow lying seven inches deep. This was a rather unusual
+state of things at Fort Augustus, where the comparatively high
+temperature of Loch Ness (never known to freeze even in the hardest
+winters) seemed to affect the whole district.[<A NAME="chap14fn13text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn13">13</A>] Lochaber too, where
+winter is as a rule wild and wet rather than cold, was this year
+frostbound and snowed up; and our afternoon diversion, on a Sunday
+which I spent there, was to trudge a mile or two through the snow and
+see the red deer fed by hand&mdash;a pretty and unusual spectacle.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Among the domestic incidents of the New Year was the opening of our
+village drill-hall, to be available to "all denominations" for
+recreational purposes. Hitherto the "Churches" had run their
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P259"></A>259}</SPAN>
+own
+halls on more or less exclusive lines; but in the new one the
+Protestant lion was to lie down, so to speak, with the Catholic lamb
+(or <I>vice versa</I>!) and all was to be harmony and peace. I inaugurated
+the new era by a lantern-lecture on "Unknown Brazil," which a kindly
+newspaper report described as "brimful of information and sparkling
+with anecdote and humour!" It was anyhow a successful start and the
+hall proved a really valuable addition to our village assets. I was
+unable to attend the next lecture&mdash;a most interesting illustrated
+history of the old Fort&mdash;being called south to attend the funeral of
+the Bishop of Galloway, an old and faithful friend of our house, with
+whom I had been intimate for close on forty years. The funeral
+procession, with crucifix and choir, vested clergy and mitred prelates,
+passing through the streets of Dumfries thronged with silent mourners,
+was one of the most remarkable spectacles I ever witnessed in Scotland.
+Bishop Turner had long been on terms of close friendship with the Bute
+family; but Bute and his brothers, being all abroad, were represented
+by their brother-in-law Colin MacRae. I went south from Dumfries,
+having some business with Cardinal Bourne, who talked, <I>inter alia</I>, of
+the chapel (St. Andrew's) in his cathedral which was being adorned at
+Bute's expense, and of the question whether the numerous texts should
+be in Latin or English. I was all for Latin in the metropolitan
+cathedral of the Empire, the resort of worshippers of every tongue and
+every nation. His Eminence, however, favoured English, and I (like Mr.
+Alfred Jingle) "did not presume to dictate."[<A NAME="chap14fn14text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn14">14</A>] I was elected this
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P260"></A>260}</SPAN>
+week a member of the Oxford and Cambridge Club, of which the big,
+quiet, and well-furnished library was to me the chief attraction. The
+Protestant drum had been, I was assured, if not beaten, at least
+discreetly tapped, by a small clique of members in connection with my
+candidature&mdash;a curious fact in what somebody describes as "the
+so-called twentieth century"; but a gracefully-worded telegram from my
+proposer and seconder[<A NAME="chap14fn15text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn15">15</A>] informed me that the plot (if there ever was
+one, which I rather doubted) had failed. I went to Arundel for the
+Lourdes festival, always kept solemnly there; found the kind Duke and
+Duchess encircled, as usual, by a cloud of youthful Maxwells, and heard
+Bernard Vaughan (just returned from the U.S.A.) preach eloquently on
+"The claims of the Church" with a distinctly American accent, and,
+later on, regale us in the smoking-room with a choice collection of
+American chestnuts!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I got back to our abbey just in time to give the last blessing to our
+good old brother Nathalan, who died at the age of ninety-nine, the
+patriarch of the Benedictine Order in these islands and possibly in
+Christendom. A native of Glengairn, he spoke the Aberdeenshire idiom
+of his mother-Gaelic with remarkable purity and fluency; and he could
+talk for hours about beasts and birds, old smuggling adventures, second
+sight, and cognate subjects. His grandfather had fought for Prince
+Charlie at Culloden; and he knew the name and history of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P261"></A>261}</SPAN>
+every
+Glengairn man who had taken part in that historic battle. A man of
+robust faith and deep practical piety, he was content and happy in the
+monastery, which he had only entered when well over seventy. He was
+totally blind (though otherwise in good health) for some time before
+his death; and morning after morning his bowed and venerable figure,
+supported by a younger brother, might be seen wending its way to the
+chapel where he daily heard mass and received Holy Communion. I was
+glad to be at home for the closing hours of the life of the good simple
+old man, whose death made a felt blank in the family circle of our
+community.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The early months of the eventful year 1914 passed quickly and quietly
+enough at our Highland abbey. We resolved soon after Easter to accept
+the contract for the building of the choir of our church&mdash;a venture of
+faith, for the necessary sum was not yet all in hand; but we felt that
+we were justified in making a start. A few days later came the
+interesting and gratifying news that the elevation of Abbot Gasquet to
+the Cardinalate&mdash;often rumoured in recent years&mdash;was actually decided
+on. This entailed an "extraordinary" meeting of Chapter in connection
+with the Abbot-president's resignation of that office; and going south
+to attend it, I took the occasion of accepting an invitation to
+officiate at the Corpus Christi procession at Arundel. It was a
+curiously impressive function in that old-world English town: the long
+<I>cortège</I> of clergy and choristers and people, with the tall Venetian
+lanterns, scarlet and gold, waving above their heads as they passed
+slowly, to the sounds of sacred psalmody, under the grey walls of the
+castle and back into the great church of
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P262"></A>262}</SPAN>
+St. Philip. I went on
+from Arundel to Oxford, to stay with Father Maturin, the acting
+Catholic chaplain there (his undergraduate flock now numbered nearly a
+hundred), and was delighted to see the good work he was doing. One was
+always sure of a good story from him; and <I>à propos</I> of his wish to
+introduce hymn-singing at his Sunday services, he told me of the
+Sunday-school superintendent who, dissatisfied with the children's
+dead-alive singing of the well-known temperance hymn, "Little Drops of
+Water," himself repeated the first line, adding, "Now, please, put a
+little spirit into it!" My old tale of the don who objected to men
+coming to church in slippers reminded him, he said, of a college dean
+he had heard of in his Cowley days, who, to an undergraduate asking
+leave to go down to attend his great-aunt's funeral, replied after some
+hesitation, "Well, you may go; but I must say I do wish it had been for
+a nearer relation!"[<A NAME="chap14fn16text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn16">16</A>]
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The June of 1914 was exceptionally hot, and I found the long journey to
+the Highlands so intolerably tedious and dusty that I could not resist
+jumping out of the train at the head of Loch Lomond, and staying the
+night there. I wrote on a picture postcard to an editorial friend in
+London&mdash;"not for publication," but just to tantalize him in his stuffy
+sanctum in Fleet Street:
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P263"></A>263}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+Delightful little Highland inn. Just dined&mdash;<I>purée aux pois</I>, a Loch
+Lomond trout (pink and flaky), an excellent mutton chop, and gooseberry
+pie. Here is a view of Loch Lomond from my window, but the Ben has its
+lace nightcap on. The colours are simply exquisite.[<A NAME="chap14fn17text"></A><A HREF="#chap14fn17">17</A>]
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Later in the summer I attended a great gathering at Downside (fifteen
+bishops and ten abbots were guests of the abbey) for the solemn
+reception of Cardinal Gasquet at his mother-house. There were imposing
+church functions, of course, concerts, speeches galore, and on the
+closing day of the festivities a luncheon-party of six hundred, after
+which we (Cardinal, bishops, and abbots) motored off in clouds of dust
+for Bristol and Cardiff, for the opening of the Eucharistic Congress
+there. I stayed for the week at the castle, where were also Cardinals
+Bourne and Gasquet, the Gainsboroughs, and others; the Butes gave a
+banquet one evening, followed by a great reception, in honour of the
+assembled dignitaries, who were also entertained by the Lord Mayor in
+the splendid town hall. Just a fortnight after the closing of the
+Congress, Germany declared war on Russia and France; and three days
+later, on the midnight which ushered in the feast-day of Saint Oswald,
+the English soldier-saint and martyr, Britain took up arms against
+Germany. <I>Jacta est alea</I>!
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The reverberations of the Great War were not unfelt even in our quiet
+home among the Highland hills; and our life, like the life of every
+class of the community in those years of storm and stress, was affected
+profoundly, and in many ways, by the
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P264"></A>264}</SPAN>
+struggle which for four long
+years was rending the civilized world. A detailed record of those
+years of war, even so far as we were touched by it, would be out of
+place in this chronicle of peaceful days. Many of our former pupils,
+and some who had worn our habit and shared our life in the cloister,
+fought, and more than one died, for king and country: a band of devoted
+priests&mdash;few indeed, yet a large proportion of our total number&mdash;worked
+throughout the war, at home and abroad, as chaplains in the army and
+the navy, two of them being severely wounded, and two decorated by the
+King for their good service; and, finally, we who perforce remained at
+home had the consolation and satisfaction of receiving into our
+provisional hospital a long succession of wounded soldiers, Belgian and
+British, and of co-operating with the good people of our village and
+neighbourhood in the work of tending and succouring them. So,
+according to our measure, we "did our bit" like the rest, and could
+feel, when the day of peace at length dawned, that we had tried to
+render service to our country at a time when she had a right to the
+service of all her sons.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent" ALIGN="center">
+<SPAN STYLE="letter-spacing: 4em">*****</SPAN><BR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+I write down these closing memories in our monastery under the Southern
+Cross, in the great South American city where my brethren in Saint
+Benedict, active and devoted men, but far too few for the ever-growing
+work that lies ready to their hands, are leading the same life of
+prayer and liturgy, untiring, pastoral labour, and the education of the
+young in religion and letters, which has been the mission of our Order
+all through the Christian centuries. It is high noon on this Brazilian
+summer's
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P265"></A>265}</SPAN>
+day, and the fierce sun beats down from a cloudless sky
+on the luxuriant tropical garden which glows beneath the window of my
+quiet cell. At the foot of the last page I inscribe the same words as
+the monastic annalist inscribed of old beneath the laboriously-written
+manuscript which had been the work of his life:
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+Explicit chronicon lx. annorum<BR>
+Deus misericordie miserere miseri scriptoris.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
+And then, as, my task completed, I lay down my weary pen, there come
+into my mind some other words&mdash;those of a great thinker and a great
+writer of our own time: "Our life is planted on the surface of a
+whirling sphere: our prayer is to find its tranquil centre, and revolve
+no more."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+So may it be!
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn1"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn1text">1</A>] The good old abbot died three months later, on August 13, 1913.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn2"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn2text">2</A>] Colonel David Hunter-Blair of the Scots Fusilier Guards, whose
+conversion to Catholicism, when I was a boy at Eton, had made a great
+impression on me. He died of consumption at Rome on March 31, 1869.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn3"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn3text">3</A>] "We implore Thy protection also," petitioned a certain Dean at
+family prayers, "for the minor canons of this cathedral; for even they,
+O Lord, are Thy creatures."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn4"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn4text">4</A>] Appointed Archbishop-bishop of Malta in 1914.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn5"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn5text">5</A>] I liked to hear once-a-year (not oftener) the prolonged musical
+masses which were the "festival use" at the Oratory. Once, arriving
+rather late at the church, I found an old friend (a Gregorian-lover
+like myself) waiting in the porch, and asked him how far the service
+had progressed. "Thank God!" said old W&mdash;&mdash; P&mdash;&mdash; devoutly, "<I>the
+worst is over</I>&mdash;they have just finished the <I>Gloria</I>!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn6"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn6text">6</A>] It can be matched, I think, by two lines from a university prize
+poem&mdash;not, of course, by a poet laureate!&mdash;on the "Sailing of the
+Pilgrim Fathers":
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+"Thus, ever guided by the hand of God,<BR>
+They sailed along until they reached Cape Cod!"<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn7"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn7text">7</A>] Nine months later he was elevated to the Cardinalate, when he had,
+of course, to resign his presidency of the English Benedictine
+Congregation.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn8"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn8text">8</A>] At one time there were as many as eight; and I remember one of them
+(who had himself been "in the Boats" at Eton), saying that they wanted
+only a ninth to complete the crew!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn9"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn9text">9</A>] I recall one engagement broken off in consequence; and also a rift
+between two lifelong friends which still remained unhealed long after
+the "unhappy nobleman languishing in prison" (as his most notorious
+supporter used to call him) had been consigned to the limbo of penal
+servitude. The cost of the two trials was said to be at least
+£200,000, and seriously crippled the valuable Tichborne estates for a
+whole generation. My father prohibited the public discussion of the
+case at Blairquhan, either in dining-room or smoking-room, or even at a
+shooting-luncheon in the open air!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn10"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn10text">10</A>] The Caldey novice, and one of the affiliated brothers from
+Erdington Abbey, both left us, after the outbreak of the Great War, and
+joined the army; and the former was killed on active service.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn11"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn11text">11</A>] The school was finally reopened under my successor, in 1920.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn12"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn12text">12</A>] And an heiress&mdash;at least so a brother wrote to me. The lady's
+name was Hodges; and he added (but I think this was mere banter) that
+the question was, if Jack had to assume his wife's name, whether they
+would be known as "Boyle-Hodges" or "Hodges-Boyle"!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn13"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn13text">13</A>] Our first prior, Dom Jerome Vaughan, used to be at much pains to
+convince his incredulous friends in the south of the mildness of the
+Fort Augustus winter. I remember his writing to the prior of Belmont,
+when I was a novice there, enclosing daisies picked on Christmas Day.
+Unluckily the same post brought another letter from Fort Augustus,
+mentioning that the frost was so severe that all the beer was frozen in
+the cellar!
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn14"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn14text">14</A>] They were, as a matter of fact, inscribed in English, as were also
+the names of the Scottish saints on the pictured walls. The chapel was
+opened on St. Andrew's Day, 1915.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn15"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn15text">15</A>] "Many congratulations both to you and to the club," it ran.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn16"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn16text">16</A>] It was a don of this type who was reported to have written, in a
+letter of condolence to the father of an undergraduate who had been
+drowned in Sandford Lasher: "As your son had unfortunately failed to
+satisfy the examiners in Responsions, he would have had to go down in
+any case!" Poor Father Maturin! his love of a joke and other good
+qualities were extinguished (in this life) by the sinking of
+<I>Lusitania</I> eleven months later.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="footnote">
+<A NAME="chap14fn17"></A>
+[<A HREF="#chap14fn17text">17</A>] My friend did print it in his paper, adding, "To read this makes
+one hungry for Highland air and Highland fare."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap15"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P267"></A>267}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+Appendix
+</H3>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+I. PAGE 86.
+</H4>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+NOVISSIMA VERBA
+</H4>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+(LAST WORDS OF FORTY FAMOUS MEN)
+</H4>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Adam, Alexander (the famous schoolmaster) ... "It grows dark, boys: you
+may go."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Addison, Joseph ... "See how a Christian can die!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Albert Prince Consort ... "Liebes gutes Frauchen!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Augustus (Emperor) ... "Plaudite!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Bede (The Venerable) ... "Consummatum est."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Bossuet, Benigne ... "Fiat Voluntas Tua!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Brontë, Charlotte (to her husband) ... "I am not going to die, am I?
+He will not separate us, we have been so happy."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Byron (Lord) ... "I think I will go to sleep."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Charles II. (King) ... "Don't let poor Nellie starve."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Charles V. (Emperor) ... "Ay, Jesus!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Chesterfield (Lord) ... "Give Dayrolles a chair."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Cicero ... "Causa causarum, miserere mei!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Darwin, Charles B. ... "I am not in the least afraid to die."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Devonshire (8th Duke of) ... "Well, the game is over, and I am not
+sorry."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Disraeli, Benjamin ... "I am overwhelmed!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+"Eliot, George" ... "Tell the doctors that I have great pain in the
+left side."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Etty, William (painter) ... "Wonderful&mdash;wonderful! this death."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Frederick the Great ... "La montagne est passée; nous irons mieux."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P268"></A>268}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+George IV. (King) ... "Watty, what is this? It is death, my boy: they
+have deceived me."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Gladstone, W. E. ... "Prions&mdash;commençons&mdash;Our Father."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Goethe, W. von ... "Draw back the curtains, and let in more light."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Goldsmith, Oliver (to the question, "Is your mind at ease?" in a
+melancholy voice) ... "No, it is not."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Haydn, Joseph ... "God preserve the Emperor!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Hood, Thomas (in a tone of relief) ... "Dying&mdash;dying."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Humboldt, A. von ... "Wie herrlich diese Strahlen! sie schienen die
+Erde zum Himmel zu rufen."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Jerrold, Douglas, asked how he felt, said "he felt like one who was
+waiting and was waited for."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Johnson, Samuel ... "God bless you!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Keats, John ... "I feel the flowers growing over me."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Knox, John ... "about 11 of the clock gave a deep sigh, exclaimed, 'Now
+it is come,' and presently expired."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Lacordaire, Henri ... "Mon Dieu! mon Dieu! ouvrez-moi, ouvrez-moi."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Mackintosh, Sir James ... "Happy!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Mary Queen of Scots ... "In Te, Domine, speravi."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Mathews, Charles ... "I am ready."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Mezzofanti (Cardinal) ... "Andiamo, andiamo presto in Paradiso!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Mirabeau, Victor ... "Let me die to the sounds of delicious music."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Napoleon Bonaparte ... "Tête d'armée."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Pope, Alexander ... "There is nothing meritorious but virtue and
+friendship; and indeed friendship itself is but a part of virtue."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Rabelais ... "Je vais quérir le grand peut-être."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Scott, Walter ... "God bless you!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Tasso, Torquato ... "In manus Tuas, Domine."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Wordsworth, William ... "God bless you!"
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Ximenes, Cardinal ... "In Te, Domine, speravi."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P269"></A>269}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+II. PAGE 136.
+</H4>
+
+<H4 ALIGN="center">
+DARWIN'S CREDO
+</H4>
+
+<P>
+"Science and Christ have nothing to do with each other, except in as
+far as the habit of scientific investigation makes a man cautious about
+accepting any proofs. <I>As far as I am concerned, I do not believe that
+any revelation has ever been made</I>. With regard to a future life,
+every one must draw his own conclusions from vague and contradictory
+probabilities."&mdash;(Letter to a Jena student, dated June 5th, 1879.)
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Mr. Darwin was much less reticent to myself than in his letter to
+Jena. He distinctly stated that, in his opinion, a vital or somatic
+principle, apart from the somatic energy, had no more <I>locus standi</I> in
+the human than in any other races of the animal kingdom&mdash;a conclusion
+that seems a mere corollary of, and indeed a position tantamount with,
+his essential doctrine of human and bestial identity of nature and
+genesis."&mdash;(Dr. Robert Lewins, in the <I>Journal of Science</I>.)
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It may be instructive to subjoin to the above <I>Credo</I> of Darwin those
+of three other eminent Victorians, whom the present generation would
+probably pronounce it unkind and ill-mannered to brand as atheistical
+or un-Christian. Let them speak for themselves:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+<I>Stuart Mill</I>: "This world is a bungled business, in which no
+clear-sighted man can see any signs either of wisdom or of God."
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+<I>Huxley</I>: "Scepticism is the highest of duties: blind faith the one
+unpardonable sin."
+</P>
+
+<P>
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P270"></A>270}</SPAN>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+<I>Matthew Arnold</I>: "The existence of God is an unverifiable hypothesis."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Dr. Liddon, preaching in St. Paul's Cathedral on the Sunday after
+Darwin's death, devoted his matchless oratory to a eulogy in which
+there was not the remotest reference to the fact that the subject of it
+was a man who had formally repudiated not only Christianity but
+revealed religion. Here are the eloquent canon's opening words:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"These reflections may naturally lead us to think of the eminent man,
+whose death during the past week is an event of European importance;
+since he is the author of nothing less than a revolution in the modern
+way of treating a large district of thought, while his works have shed
+high distinction on English science."
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+Dr. Laing, of Cambridge University, on the other hand, expressed with
+refreshing candour his objections to the proposed interment of Darwin
+in Westminster Abbey:&mdash;
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="block">
+"They urged his claim to Abbey honours on the very ground of his having
+been the chief promoter of the atheistic mock-doctrines of evolution of
+species and the ape-descent of man. It is, therefore, as the high
+priest of dirt-worship that the English nation has assigned to him the
+privilege of being interred in a temple dedicated to the service of his
+Creator."
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap16"></A>
+
+<SPAN CLASS="pagenum">{<A NAME="P271"></A>271}</SPAN>
+
+<H3 ALIGN="center">
+INDEX
+</H3>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Abbotsford, <A HREF="#P52">52</A>, <A HREF="#P54">54</A>, <A HREF="#P74">74</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Aberdeen, Bishop (Chisholm) of, <A HREF="#P73">73</A>, <A HREF="#P124">124</A>, <A HREF="#P139">139</A>, <A HREF="#P149">149</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Abingdon, 7th Earl of, <A HREF="#P34">34</A>, <A HREF="#P252">252</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Abruzzi, Duca dei, <A HREF="#P82">82</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Aix-les-bains, visit to, <A HREF="#P228">228</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Amélie of Portugal, Queen, <A HREF="#P226">226</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ampleforth Abbey, <A HREF="#P120">120</A>, <A HREF="#P138">138</A>, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>, <A HREF="#P201">201</A>, <A HREF="#P217">217</A>; jubilee of, <A HREF="#P230">230</A>, <A HREF="#P251">251</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Anderson, Mary (Mme. Navarro), <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Angus, Rev. George, <A HREF="#P19">19</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P122">122</A>; death of, <A HREF="#P124">124</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P138">138</A>, <A HREF="#P196">196</A>,
+<A HREF="#P224">224</A>, <A HREF="#P238">238</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Anson, Sir William, M.P., <A HREF="#P138">138</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+<I>Aragon</I>, R.M.S.P., <A HREF="#P155">155</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Argyll and the Isles, Bishop (Smith) of, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Arthur of Connaught, Prince, <A HREF="#P92">92</A>; Princess, <A HREF="#P225">225</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Arundel Castle, <A HREF="#P3">3</A>, <A HREF="#P8">8</A>, <A HREF="#P13">13</A>, <A HREF="#P42">42</A>, <A HREF="#P51">51</A>, <A HREF="#P65">65</A>, <A HREF="#P105">105</A>, <A HREF="#P108">108</A>, <A HREF="#P109">109</A>, <A HREF="#P223">223</A>, <A HREF="#P260">260</A>, <A HREF="#P261">261</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Asquith, Mrs., <A HREF="#P198">198</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Athole, Duke of, <A HREF="#P64">64</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bailey, "Abe," <A HREF="#P151">151</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Balfour of Burleigh, Lord, <A HREF="#P176">176</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Balfour, Arthur, <A HREF="#P59">59</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P62">62</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ball, Provost, <A HREF="#P102">102</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Balston, Dr. Edward, <A HREF="#P171">171</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bath and Wells, Bishop (Kennion) of, <A HREF="#P100">100</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Battenberg, Prince and Princess Henry of, <A HREF="#P237">237</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Beaufort Castle, <A HREF="#P61">61</A>, <A HREF="#P81">81</A>, <A HREF="#P99">99</A>, <A HREF="#P106">106</A>, <A HREF="#P119">119</A>, <A HREF="#P132">132</A>, <A HREF="#P151">151</A>, <A HREF="#P195">195</A>, <A HREF="#P220">220</A>, <A HREF="#P227">227</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Beauly, Scouts' monument at, <A HREF="#P61">61</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Beethoven's Grand Mars, <A HREF="#P217">217</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bellairs, Lieut. Carlyon, M.P., <A HREF="#P143">143</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bellingham of Castlebellingham, <A HREF="#P47">47</A>, <A HREF="#P67">67</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Belloc, Hilaire, <A HREF="#P143">143</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Belmont Priory, <A HREF="#P7">7</A>, <A HREF="#P147">147</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Benedictine life and work in Brazil, <A HREF="#P159">159-185</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Benn, Sir John, M.P., <A HREF="#P186">186</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Benson, Robert Hugh, <A HREF="#P93">93</A>, <A HREF="#P129">129</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bertouche, Baron de, <A HREF="#P11">11</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Birrell, Augustine, <A HREF="#P69">69</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bismarck, William II and, <A HREF="#P24">24</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Blairquhan, <A HREF="#P119">119</A>, <A HREF="#P149">149</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Blair's College, <A HREF="#P124">124</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Blenheim Palace, <A HREF="#P20">20</A>, <A HREF="#P44">44</A>, <A HREF="#P65">65</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bodley's Librarian, <A HREF="#P103">103</A>, <A HREF="#P104">104</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Boulogne-sur-mer, <A HREF="#P125">125</A>, <A HREF="#P126">126</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Booth, "General," <A HREF="#P92">92</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Boothby, Sir Brooke, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bourne, Archbishop, <A HREF="#P4">4</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P43">43</A>, <A HREF="#P75">75</A>; Cardinal, <A HREF="#P223">223</A>, <A HREF="#P231">231</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>, <A HREF="#P253">253</A>,
+<A HREF="#P259">259</A>, <A HREF="#P263">263</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bowlby, Eleanor, <A HREF="#P141">141</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bowyer, Sir George, <A HREF="#P46">46</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Boyle, Hon. Alan, <A HREF="#P189">189</A>, <A HREF="#P196">196</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Boyle, Dean George, <A HREF="#P53">53</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Boyle, James (consul), <A HREF="#P187">187</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Boyle, Hon. John, <A HREF="#P257">257</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bradfield College, Greek plays at, <A HREF="#P20">20</A>, <A HREF="#P92">92</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bramham Park, <A HREF="#P96">96</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Brazil, Dr. Vidal, <A HREF="#P174">174</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Broughton, Rhoda, <A HREF="#P113">113</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Buckie, <A HREF="#P220">220</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Buoncompagni-Ludovisi, Don Andrea, <A HREF="#P77">77</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Burges, William, <A HREF="#P58">58</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Burgon, Dean, <A HREF="#P104">104</A>, <A HREF="#P136">136</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bury St. Edmunds, pageant at, <A HREF="#P91">91</A>, <A HREF="#P92">92</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Butcher, Professor, M.P., <A HREF="#P138">138</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bute, 4th Marquis of, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>, <A HREF="#P35">35</A>, <A HREF="#P40">40</A>, <A HREF="#P47">47</A>, <A HREF="#P54">54</A>, <A HREF="#P56">56</A>, <A HREF="#P62">62</A>, <A HREF="#P118">118</A>, <A HREF="#P146">146</A>, <A HREF="#P222">222</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>, <A HREF="#P259">259</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Bute, Dowager Marchioness of, <A HREF="#P10">10</A>, <A HREF="#P54">54</A>, <A HREF="#P101">101</A>, <A HREF="#P152">152</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Butler, Abbot, <A HREF="#P84">84</A>, <A HREF="#P245">245</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Caerphilly Castle, <A HREF="#P147">147</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Caldey Abbey, <A HREF="#P255">255</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Caledonian Club, <A HREF="#P222">222</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Caloen, Bishop Gerard van, <A HREF="#P245">245</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cambridge, <A HREF="#P141">141</A>, <A HREF="#P199">199</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Campbell of Skerrington, <A HREF="#P124">124</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Campbell-Bannerman, Sir H., <A HREF="#P43">43</A>, <A HREF="#P59">59</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Campden, Viscount, <A HREF="#P69">69</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Canterbury, <A HREF="#P8">8</A>, <A HREF="#P9">9</A>, <A HREF="#P249">249</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cardiff Castle, <A HREF="#P59">59</A>, <A HREF="#P141">141</A>, <A HREF="#P263">263</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Caruana, D. Maurus, <A HREF="#P250">250</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Castlebellingham, <A HREF="#P47">47</A>, <A HREF="#P48">48</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cecil, Lord Hugh, <A HREF="#P45">45</A>, <A HREF="#P49">49</A>, <A HREF="#P138">138</A>, <A HREF="#P143">143</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cecil, Lord William, <A HREF="#P225">225</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Chamberlain, Joseph, <A HREF="#P59">59</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Chambéry, Cardinal Archbishop of, <A HREF="#P229">229</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cheadle, church at, <A HREF="#P231">231</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Choate, <A HREF="#P69">69</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Churchill, Winston, <A HREF="#P47">47</A>, <A HREF="#P171">171</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Clumber, chapel at, <A HREF="#P57">57</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Corehouse, <A HREF="#P21">21</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+<I>Corpus Christi</I> at S. Paulo, <A HREF="#P181">181</A>; at Arundel, <A HREF="#P261">261</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Craigmillar Castle, <A HREF="#P152">152</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cranbrook, Earls of, <A HREF="#P193">193</A>, <A HREF="#P194">194</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Crianlarich, <A HREF="#P206">206</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Crichton-Stuart, Lord Colum, <A HREF="#P79">79</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Crichton-Stuart, Lord Ninian, <A HREF="#P10">10</A>, <A HREF="#P67">67</A>, <A HREF="#P129">129</A>, <A HREF="#P130">130</A>, <A HREF="#P176">176</A>, <A HREF="#P203">203</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cuddesdon College, <A HREF="#P128">128</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Cumbrae, Isle of, <A HREF="#P69">69</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P101">101</A>, <A HREF="#P152">152</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Curzon of Kedleston, Lord, <A HREF="#P84">84</A>, <A HREF="#P89">89</A>, <A HREF="#P100">100</A>, <A HREF="#P102">102</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dalrymple, Sir Charles, <A HREF="#P62">62</A>, <A HREF="#P141">141</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>, <A HREF="#P241">241</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dalrymple, Hon. North, <A HREF="#P176">176</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Darwin, Charles, <A HREF="#P137">137</A>, <A HREF="#P267">267</A>, <A HREF="#P268">268</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Day, Sir John, <A HREF="#P37">37</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+De Moleyns, Captain, <A HREF="#P112">112</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Derwent Hall, <A HREF="#P3">3</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dillon, 17th Viscount, <A HREF="#P12">12</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dolan, Dom Gilbert, <A HREF="#P57">57</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dorchester Abbey, <A HREF="#P128">128</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dorrien-Smith, "King of Scilly," <A HREF="#P141">141</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Douai Abbey, <A HREF="#P137">137</A>, <A HREF="#P200">200</A>, <A HREF="#P221">221</A>, <A HREF="#P250">250</A>, <A HREF="#P257">257</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Doune Castle, <A HREF="#P218">218</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Downside Abbey, <A HREF="#P42">42</A>, <A HREF="#P56">56</A>, <A HREF="#P84">84</A>, <A HREF="#P129">129</A>, <A HREF="#P263">263</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dumfries, convent-school at, <A HREF="#P21">21</A>, <A HREF="#P49">49</A>, <A HREF="#P94">94</A>, <A HREF="#P117">117</A>; asylum at, <A HREF="#P49">49</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dumfries House, <A HREF="#P54">54</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dunblane, cathedral at, <A HREF="#P205">205</A>; Queen Victoria's School at, <A HREF="#P230">230</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dunedin, Lord, <A HREF="#P81">81</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Dunskey, <A HREF="#P9">9</A>, <A HREF="#P48">48</A>, <A HREF="#P118">118</A>, <A HREF="#P149">149</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Eastbourne, <A HREF="#P87">87</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Edmonstoune-Cranstouns, <A HREF="#P21">21</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Edward VII, King, <A HREF="#P83">83</A>, <A HREF="#P127">127</A>, <A HREF="#P155">155</A>; death of, <A HREF="#P179">179</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ellice, Mrs., of Invergarry, <A HREF="#P204">204</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ellis, Professor Robinson, <A HREF="#P86">86</A>, <A HREF="#P87">87</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Elwes, Lady Winifride, <A HREF="#P212">212</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Encombe, Viscountess, <A HREF="#P109">109</A>, <A HREF="#P139">139</A>; John Viscount, <A HREF="#P139">139</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Eton College, <A HREF="#P50">50</A>, <A HREF="#P129">129</A>, <A HREF="#P147">147</A>, <A HREF="#P225">225</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Eugénie, Empress, <A HREF="#P99">99</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P242">242</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Everingham Park, <A HREF="#P12">12</A>, <A HREF="#P96">96</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+"Evil Eye," the, <A HREF="#P77">77</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Exton Park, <A HREF="#P51">51</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Faber, Rev. F. W., <A HREF="#P145">145</A>, <A HREF="#P250">250</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fanshawe, Admiral Sir Arthur, <A HREF="#P120">120</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Farnborough, Benedictine Abbey at, <A HREF="#P11">11</A>, <A HREF="#P241">241</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Farrer, Sir William, death of, <A HREF="#P215">215</A>, <A HREF="#P218">218</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fairlie of Myers, <A HREF="#P123">123</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fergusson, Sir James, <A HREF="#P62">62</A>; death of, <A HREF="#P83">83</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fife, Colonel Sir Aubone, <A HREF="#P237">237</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fitzgerald, Percy, <A HREF="#P12">12</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fort Augustus Abbey: reunited with English Benedictines, <A HREF="#P176">176</A>; railway
+at, <A HREF="#P202">202</A>; election of abbot at, <A HREF="#P239">239</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Franquetot, Marquis de, <A HREF="#P125">125</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Franqueville, Comtesse de, <A HREF="#P125">125</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Fraser, Hon. Alastair, <A HREF="#P215">215</A>, <A HREF="#P221">221</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gainsborough, 3rd Earl of, <A HREF="#P39">39</A>, <A HREF="#P51">51</A>, <A HREF="#P69">69</A>, <A HREF="#P263">263</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Galloway, Bishop (Turner) of, <A HREF="#P259">259</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Garrett-Fawcett, Mrs., <A HREF="#P128">128</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gasquet, Abbot, <A HREF="#P19">19</A>, <A HREF="#P37">37</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>, <A HREF="#P251">251</A>; Cardinal, <A HREF="#P261">261</A>, <A HREF="#P263">263</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Giustiniani-Bandini, Prince, <A HREF="#P16">16</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gladstone, W. E., at Eton, <A HREF="#P170">170</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Glasgow, George, 6th Earl of, <A HREF="#P101">101</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Glasgow, David, 7th Earl of, <A HREF="#P149">149</A>, <A HREF="#P203">203</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gleann Mhor Gathering, <A HREF="#P149">149</A>, <A HREF="#P254">254</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Glencarron, <A HREF="#P99">99</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gordon, Brig.-Gen. Alister, <A HREF="#P106">106</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Goring-on-Thames, <A HREF="#P147">147</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gormanston, 15th Visct., <A HREF="#P67">67</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gorwood, D. Paulinus, <A HREF="#P98">98</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Goschen, Viscount, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>, <A HREF="#P83">83</A>, <A HREF="#P84">84</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Gower, Lord Ronald, <A HREF="#P35">35</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Greene, Wilfrid, <A HREF="#P7">7</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Grissell, Captain Frank, <A HREF="#P111">111</A>, <A HREF="#P209">209</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Grissell, Hartwell, <A HREF="#P11">11</A>; death of, <A HREF="#P86">86</A>, <A HREF="#P111">111</A>, <A HREF="#P206">206</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Guernsey, visit to, <A HREF="#P68">68</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hadow, <A HREF="#P142">142</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Haggard, Sir William, <A HREF="#P158">158</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hallam, Arthur, at Eton, <A HREF="#P170">170</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hamel, Gustave, <A HREF="#P211">211</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hamilton of Dalzell, 2nd Lord, <A HREF="#P81">81</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hampton Court, <A HREF="#P147">147</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Harcourt, Sir William, death of, <A HREF="#P28">28</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hautecombe, Abbey of, <A HREF="#P229">229</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hawkesyard Priory, <A HREF="#P23">23</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hay, Bishop George, centenary of, <A HREF="#P215">215</A>, <A HREF="#P216">216</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hay, Malcolm, <A HREF="#P124">124</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hedley, Bishop, <A HREF="#P105">105</A>, <A HREF="#P130">130</A>, <A HREF="#P195">195</A>, <A HREF="#P236">236</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hemptinne, Abbot Hildebrand de, <A HREF="#P246">246</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hemsted Park, <A HREF="#P193">193</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Herbert of Lea, Lady, death of, <A HREF="#P218">218</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Herries, 11th Lord, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>, <A HREF="#P95">95</A>, <A HREF="#P109">109</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hexham and Newcastle, Bishop (Wilkinson) of, <A HREF="#P23">23</A>; death of, <A HREF="#P140">140</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hicks-Beach, Sir Michael, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hornby, Provost, death of, <A HREF="#P170">170</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Horsley, Sir Victor, <A HREF="#P43">43</A>, <A HREF="#P191">191</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Howard, Lady Katherine, <A HREF="#P223">223</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Howard, Lady Mary, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Howard of Glossop, Winifred Lady, <A HREF="#P101">101</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hügel, Baron Anatole von, <A HREF="#P107">107</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Hyde, Lord, <A HREF="#P51">51</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Italian cavalry officers, at Olympia, <A HREF="#P115">115</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Jarvis, Captain and Mrs. Cracroft, <A HREF="#P66">66</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Jerningham, Sir Hubert, <A HREF="#P72">72</A>, <A HREF="#P80">80</A>, <A HREF="#P95">95</A>, <A HREF="#P151">151</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Keir, <A HREF="#P205">205</A>, <A HREF="#P212">212</A>, <A HREF="#P218">218</A>, <A HREF="#P230">230</A>, <A HREF="#P236">236</A>, <A HREF="#P237">237</A>, <A HREF="#P239">239</A>, <A HREF="#P257">257</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kelburn, Viscount, R.N., <A HREF="#P46">46</A>, <A HREF="#P65">65</A>, <A HREF="#P192">192</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kennard, Mgr. Canon, <A HREF="#P19">19</A>, <A HREF="#P20">20</A>, <A HREF="#P23">23</A>, <A HREF="#P43">43</A>, <A HREF="#P80">80</A>, <A HREF="#P112">112</A>, <A HREF="#P121">121</A>, <A HREF="#P127">127</A>, <A HREF="#P135">135</A>, <A HREF="#P197">197</A>, <A HREF="#P208">208</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kennard, Colonel Hegan, <A HREF="#P128">128</A>, <A HREF="#P145">145</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kerr, Philip, <A HREF="#P29">29</A>, <A HREF="#P121">121</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kerr, General Lord Ralph, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>, <A HREF="#P73">73</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P76">76</A>, <A HREF="#P121">121</A>, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>, <A HREF="#P203">203</A>; Admiral Lord
+Walter, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kinharvie, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kipling, Rudyard, at Oxford, <A HREF="#P91">91</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kneller Court, <A HREF="#P109">109</A>, <A HREF="#P126">126</A>, <A HREF="#P154">154</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Knill, Sir John, <A HREF="#P129">129</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Kruse, Abbot Miguel, <A HREF="#P159">159</A>, <A HREF="#P176">176</A>, <A HREF="#P216">216</A>, <A HREF="#P245">245</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ladycross School, Seaford, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lane Fox, George, <A HREF="#P74">74</A>, <A HREF="#P96">96</A>, <A HREF="#P148">148</A>, <A HREF="#P233">233</A>, <A HREF="#P252">252</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lang, Andrew, <A HREF="#P53">53</A>, <A HREF="#P132">132</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Langdon Park, <A HREF="#P116">116</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lansdowne, 5th Marquis of, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Law, Bonar, <A HREF="#P81">81</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lee, Dr. Frederick George, <A HREF="#P136">136</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Legge, the Ladies, <A HREF="#P66">66</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Leicester, 1st and 2nd Earls of, <A HREF="#P35">35</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Leinster, 6th Duke of, <A HREF="#P65">65</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Leo XIII, Pope, <A HREF="#P246">246</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lépicier, Père, <A HREF="#P232">232</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lichfield, Augustus, Bishop of, <A HREF="#P66">66</A>; Choristers' House at, <A HREF="#P105">105</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Liddell, Dean, <A HREF="#P31">31</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Linlithgow, 2nd Marquis of, married, <A HREF="#P210">210</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lister, Hon. Laura, <A HREF="#P191">191</A>, <A HREF="#P194">194</A>; married, <A HREF="#P198">198</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Littleton Church, regimental colours in, <A HREF="#P115">115</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Longridge Towers, <A HREF="#P72">72</A>, <A HREF="#P95">95</A>, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Loudoun, 11th Earl of, <A HREF="#P48">48</A>, <A HREF="#P49">49</A>, <A HREF="#P121">121</A>, <A HREF="#P133">133</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Louvain University, Jubilee of, <A HREF="#P137">137</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lovat, 14th Lord, <A HREF="#P61">61</A>, <A HREF="#P99">99</A>, <A HREF="#P106">106</A>, <A HREF="#P148">148</A>, <A HREF="#P191">191</A>; married, <A HREF="#P198">198</A>, <A HREF="#P208">208</A>, <A HREF="#P214">214</A>, <A HREF="#P220">220</A>,
+<A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lovat, Alice Lady, <A HREF="#P73">73</A>, <A HREF="#P132">132</A>, <A HREF="#P191">191</A>, <A HREF="#P211">211</A>, <A HREF="#P235">235</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lowndes, Selby, <A HREF="#P119">119</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lucerne, visit to, <A HREF="#P41">41</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lucius of Chur, St., <A HREF="#P213">213</A>, <A HREF="#P214">214</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lyttelton, Hon. Alfred, <A HREF="#P45">45</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Lyttelton, Hon. Edward, <A HREF="#P51">51</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+MacCall, Rev. A. N. L., <A HREF="#P14">14</A>, <A HREF="#P242">242</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Macdonald, Andrew, death of, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Macdonald, General Hector, lines on, <A HREF="#P13">13</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Macdonell, D. Andrew, <A HREF="#P211">211</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Mackintosh, The, <A HREF="#P61">61</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+MacRae, Colin, <A HREF="#P259">259</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Madeira, visit to, <A HREF="#P187">187</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Mallock, W. H., <A HREF="#P80">80</A>, <A HREF="#P135">135</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Man, Isle of, <A HREF="#P49">49</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P118">118</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Manderston, <A HREF="#P100">100</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Manning, Archbishop, <A HREF="#P248">248</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Maple, Lady, <A HREF="#P146">146</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Maredsons, Abbey of, <A HREF="#P249">249</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Marie Louise, Princess, <A HREF="#P154">154</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Maryborough, 9th Duke of, <A HREF="#P20">20</A>, <A HREF="#P44">44</A>; Consuelo Duchess of, <A HREF="#P20">20</A>, <A HREF="#P44">44</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Martindale, Cyril, S.J., <A HREF="#P7">7</A>, <A HREF="#P79">79</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Maturin, Father, <A HREF="#P106">106</A>, <A HREF="#P140">140</A>, <A HREF="#P217">217</A>, <A HREF="#P262">262</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Maxwell, Sir Herbert, <A HREF="#P154">154</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Maxwell-Scott, Hon. Joseph and Mrs., <A HREF="#P53">53</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Melrose Abbey, <A HREF="#P74">74</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Merry del Val, Cardinal, <A HREF="#P15">15</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Merthyr Tydvil, <A HREF="#P57">57</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Metternich, Prince, <A HREF="#P25">25</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Milan, visits to, <A HREF="#P18">18</A>, <A HREF="#P64">64</A>, <A HREF="#P249">249</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Milner, Lord, <A HREF="#P65">65</A>, <A HREF="#P68">68</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Mitchinson, Bishop, <A HREF="#P33">33</A>, <A HREF="#P60">60</A>, <A HREF="#P200">200</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Monte Carlo, <A HREF="#P63">63</A>, <A HREF="#P64">64</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Monte Cassino, <A HREF="#P17">17</A>, <A HREF="#P243">243-245</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Montrose, Duke and Duchess of, <A HREF="#P230">230</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Moore, Canon Edward, <A HREF="#P8">8</A>, <A HREF="#P249">249</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Moray, 16th Earl of, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>, <A HREF="#P219">219</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Morin, D. Germain, O.S.B., <A HREF="#P45">45</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Mountstuart, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>, <A HREF="#P35">35</A>, <A HREF="#P72">72</A>, <A HREF="#P118">118</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Munich, festival at, <A HREF="#P23">23</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Myres Castle, <A HREF="#P123">123</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Naples, visit to, <A HREF="#P40">40</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Nathalan, Brother, <A HREF="#P209">209</A>; death of, <A HREF="#P260">260</A>, <A HREF="#P261">261</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Neville, Rev. William, <A HREF="#P217">217</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Newburgh, Scoto-Italian of, <A HREF="#P16">16</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Newhailes, <A HREF="#P100">100</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Nice, visit to, <A HREF="#P63">63</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Niddrie-Marischal, <A HREF="#P101">101</A>, <A HREF="#P152">152</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Norfolk, 15th Duke of, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>, <A HREF="#P2">2</A>, <A HREF="#P8">8</A>; married, <A HREF="#P12">12</A>, <A HREF="#P69">69</A>, <A HREF="#P76">76</A>, <A HREF="#P139">139</A>, <A HREF="#P144">144</A>, <A HREF="#P202">202</A>,
+<A HREF="#P219">219</A>, <A HREF="#P240">240</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Norfolk, Flora Duchess of, <A HREF="#P203">203</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P209">209</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Norfolk, Gwendolen Duchess of, <A HREF="#P14">14</A>, <A HREF="#P65">65</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Norham Castle, <A HREF="#P72">72</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Norwich, St. John's Church at, <A HREF="#P202">202</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Nuneham Park, <A HREF="#P39">39</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Oakamoor College, <A HREF="#P145">145</A>, <A HREF="#P212">212</A>, <A HREF="#P231">231</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Odo, Father, O.S.B., <A HREF="#P233">233</A>, <A HREF="#P234">234</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Olinda (Brazil), <A HREF="#P153">153</A>, <A HREF="#P155">155</A>, <A HREF="#P157">157</A>, <A HREF="#P187">187</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Oman, Professor, <A HREF="#P90">90</A>, <A HREF="#P201">201</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Oratory (Birmingham), <A HREF="#P75">75</A>, <A HREF="#P121">121</A>, <A HREF="#P144">144</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Oratory (London), <A HREF="#P198">198</A>, <A HREF="#P250">250</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Orr-Ewing, Charles, M.P., <A HREF="#P8">8</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Osterley Park, <A HREF="#P21">21</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+O'Sullivan Beare, The, <A HREF="#P154">154</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Oxford, Benedictine Hall at, <A HREF="#P4">4</A>; chancellor of, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>; floods at, <A HREF="#P10">10</A>;
+portraits at, <A HREF="#P34">34</A>; boy-prodigies at, <A HREF="#P38">38</A>; pageant at, <A HREF="#P89">89-91</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Oxford and Cambridge Club, <A HREF="#P260">260</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Pageant at Warwick, <A HREF="#P70">70</A>; Oxford, <A HREF="#P89">89</A>; Bury St. Edmunds, <A HREF="#P91">91</A>; Cardiff, <A HREF="#P146">146</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Paris, pictures at, <A HREF="#P230">230</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Parker, D. Anselm, <A HREF="#P127">127</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Patterson, Bishop, <A HREF="#P21">21</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Pelham, Professor, death of, <A HREF="#P83">83</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Penha Longa, Condessa de, <A HREF="#P227">227</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Pernambuco (Brazil), <A HREF="#P156">156</A>, <A HREF="#P187">187</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Phillimore, Professor J. S., <A HREF="#P55">55</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Pius X, Pope, <A HREF="#P15">15</A>, <A HREF="#P17">17</A>, <A HREF="#P205">205</A>, <A HREF="#P246">246</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Plowden, Alfred, <A HREF="#P29">29</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ponsonby, Sir Frederick, <A HREF="#P128">128</A>, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Portugal, murder of King of, <A HREF="#P107">107</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Portugal, Ex-king Manoel of, <A HREF="#P201">201</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Prado, Dona Veridiana, <A HREF="#P180">180</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Pugin, A. W., <A HREF="#P57">57</A>, <A HREF="#P145">145</A>, <A HREF="#P226">226</A>, <A HREF="#P231">231</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Radley College, <A HREF="#P47">47</A>, <A HREF="#P78">78</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rampolla, Cardinal, <A HREF="#P15">15</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ramsgate, St. Augustine's Abbey at, <A HREF="#P225">225</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ranguia, New Zealand chieftain, <A HREF="#P120">120</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Reid, Mrs. Whitelaw, <A HREF="#P92">92</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Restabrig, St. Triduana's well at, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rhodes Scholars at Oxford, <A HREF="#P29">29-31</A>, <A HREF="#P200">200</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rickmansworth, <A HREF="#P139">139</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rio de Janeiro, <A HREF="#P157">157</A>, <A HREF="#P182">182</A>, <A HREF="#P202">202</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ripon, 1st Marquis of, <A HREF="#P6">6</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Roberts, Earl, <A HREF="#P59">59</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rome, Gregorian centenary at, <A HREF="#P15">15</A>; assembly of Abbots at, <A HREF="#P246">246</A> <I>et seq.</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rosebery, 5th Earl of, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>, <A HREF="#P33">33</A>, <A HREF="#P84">84</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ruskin, John, on music, <A HREF="#P14">14</A> <I>note</I>; in Abbotsford, <A HREF="#P53">53</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Rutland, 7th Duke of, <A HREF="#P21">21</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+St. Andrews, <A HREF="#P27">27</A>, <A HREF="#P122">122</A>, <A HREF="#P196">196</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+St. Andrews, Archbishop (Smith) of, <A HREF="#P124">124</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+St. Anselm's College, Rome, <A HREF="#P246">246-8</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Salisbury, 3rd Marquis of, death of, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>, <A HREF="#P33">33</A>, <A HREF="#P89">89</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Santos (Brazil), <A HREF="#P186">186</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Scarborough, Bank Holiday at, <A HREF="#P71">71</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Schmitt, Mgr., Bishop of Chur, <A HREF="#P213">213</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Scorton, hospital at, <A HREF="#P116">116</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Scott, Sir Walter, <A HREF="#P52">52</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Shackleton, Ernest, <A HREF="#P144">144</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Sherborne, Susan Lady, death of, <A HREF="#P83">83</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Shrewsbury, 10th Earl of, <A HREF="#P145">145</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Simeon, John, married, <A HREF="#P140">140</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Simonetti, Signor, <A HREF="#P77">77</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Sinclair, Archdeacon John, <A HREF="#P66">66</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Skene, Felicia, <A HREF="#P53">53</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+"Smith of Wadham," F. E., <A HREF="#P65">65</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Somerset, 15th Duke of, <A HREF="#P152">152</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+S. Paulo (Brazil), <A HREF="#P156">156</A> <I>et seq.</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Stafford, Marquis of, married, <A HREF="#P224">224</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Stair, 10th and 11th Earls of, <A HREF="#P54">54</A> <I>note</I>, <A HREF="#P123">123</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Stirlings of Keir, <A HREF="#P176">176</A>, <A HREF="#P205">205</A>, <A HREF="#P212">212</A>, <A HREF="#P236">236</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Stonyhurst College, <A HREF="#P221">221</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Stotzingen, Abbot von, <A HREF="#P248">248</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Stronlairg, <A HREF="#P214">214</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Sutherland, 4th Duke of, <A HREF="#P225">225</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Sutherland, Anne Duchess of, <A HREF="#P111">111</A> <I>note</I>; Millicent Duchess of, <A HREF="#P20">20</A>, <A HREF="#P224">224</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Sven Hedin, at Oxford, <A HREF="#P135">135</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Talbot, Lord and Lady Edmund, <A HREF="#P3">3</A>, <A HREF="#P61">61</A>, <A HREF="#P215">215</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Talcott, Dr. Selden, on early rising, <A HREF="#P97">97</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Teck, Princess Alexander of, <A HREF="#P50">50</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Temple, widow of Archbishop, <A HREF="#P113">113</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Terregles, <A HREF="#P256">256</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Tichborne, Sir Joseph, <A HREF="#P252">252</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Tredegar, Viscount, <A HREF="#P146">146</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Tree, Beerbohm, <A HREF="#P41">41</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Tullibardine, Marchioness of, <A HREF="#P257">257</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Twain, Mark, at Oxford, <A HREF="#P91">91</A>, <A HREF="#P92">92</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Tylee, Monsignor, <A HREF="#P5">5</A>, <A HREF="#P6">6</A> <I>note</I>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Uganda, King of, at Fort Augustus, <A HREF="#P253">253</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+University College School, <A HREF="#P142">142</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ushaw College, <A HREF="#P23">23</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Vaughan, Father Bernard, <A HREF="#P37">37</A>, <A HREF="#P79">79</A>, <A HREF="#P261">261</A>; Prior Jerome, <A HREF="#P258">258</A> <I>note</I>;
+Charles, married, <A HREF="#P107">107</A>; Bishop John, <A HREF="#P215">215</A>; Rev. Kenelm, <A HREF="#P133">133</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Venice, visit to, <A HREF="#P242">242</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Vesey, Hon. T. E., married, <A HREF="#P217">217</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+<I>Victory</I>, H.M.S., <A HREF="#P110">110</A>
+</P>
+
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wales, H.R.H. Prince of, <A HREF="#P212">212</A>, <A HREF="#P222">222</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Walmesley, Mrs. Robert, <A HREF="#P3">3</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Walsh, Archbishop, <A HREF="#P66">66</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Waltham Abbey, <A HREF="#P148">148</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ward, Wilfrid, <A HREF="#P60">60</A>, <A HREF="#P134">134</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Ware, St. Edmund's College, <A HREF="#P222">222</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Warre, Dr. Edmond, <A HREF="#P51">51</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Warwick, pageant at, <A HREF="#P70">70</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wauchope of Niddrie, Mrs., <A HREF="#P101">101</A>, <A HREF="#P152">152</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wells, J., <A HREF="#P60">60</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Westminster Cathedral, <A HREF="#P3">3</A>, <A HREF="#P74">74</A>, <A HREF="#P89">89</A>, <A HREF="#P107">107</A>, <A HREF="#P259">259</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Weston Birt, <A HREF="#P26">26</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wiesbaden, visit to, <A HREF="#P189">189-191</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wilberforce, Bishop Samuel, <A HREF="#P121">121</A>, <A HREF="#P128">128</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wilkinson, Cicely Lady, <A HREF="#P193">193</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+William II, Emperor, and Bismarck, <A HREF="#P24">24</A>; at Naples, <A HREF="#P41">41</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Willoughby de Broke, Lord and Lady, <A HREF="#P71">71</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wimborne, Lord, <A HREF="#P99">99</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Winchilsea, Countess of, <A HREF="#P45">45</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Woodburn, <A HREF="#P1">1</A>, <A HREF="#P153">153</A>, <A HREF="#P203">203</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Woodchester Priory, <A HREF="#P26">26</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Worcester, Bishop of, and Lady Barbara Yeatman-Biggs, <A HREF="#P66">66</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wyndham, Sir Charles, <A HREF="#P40">40</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wyndham, George, <A HREF="#P81">81</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Wytham Abbey, <A HREF="#P35">35</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+Yew Luk Lin (Chinese Minister), <A HREF="#P225">225</A>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="index">
+York, Archbishop (Lang) of, <A HREF="#P216">216</A>
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<BR><BR><P CLASS="t4">
+<I>Printed in Great Britain by</I> Butler &amp; Tanner, <I>Frome and London</I>
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<HR>
+
+<BR><BR><BR>
+
+<A NAME="chap17"></A>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+Telegrams:<BR><BR>
+"Scholarly, Wesdo, London"<BR>
+41 and 43 Maddox Street,<BR>
+Telephone: 1883 Mayfair.<BR>
+London, W. 1.<BR>
+<I>March</I>, 1922.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t1">
+Messrs. Edward Arnold &amp; Co.'s
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t1">
+SPRING ANNOUNCEMENTS, 1922
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+MOUNT EVEREST
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+The Reconnaissance, 1921.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By LIEUT.-COLONEL C. K. HOWARD-BURY, D.S.O., <BR>
+AND OTHER MEMBERS OF THE EXPEDITION.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+<I>With 33 full-page illustrations and maps. Medium 8vo.</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+25s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+<I>Also a Limited Large Paper Edition, with additional plates<BR>
+in photogravure. Demy 4to, each copy numbered.</I>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+£5 5s. net.
+</P>
+
+<BR>
+
+<P>
+A journey through "unknown country," with the highest mountain on earth
+as objective,&mdash;what visions of mystery and romance it conjures! This
+is the first great piece of exploration attempted since pre-war days,
+and the expedition will doubtless rank with the classic Arctic and
+continental achievements that have made land-marks in the annals of
+discovery.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The book opens with a brilliant introduction by Sir Francis
+Younghusband, President of the Royal Geographical Society and Chairman
+of the Mount Everest Committee, by which the Expedition was organised.
+Then comes the fascinating narrative of the expedition itself, told by
+Col. Howard-Bury, the leader; he is followed by Mr. G. Leigh-Mallory
+who describes the strenuous climbing which, after many failures and
+disappointments, discovered what appears to be a feasible route to the
+summit. Mr. A. F. Wollaston, another member of the expedition,
+enlarges upon the remarkable fauna and flora of the Tibetan plateau and
+valleys, and the valuable Survey work undertaken is summarized by Major
+O. E. Wheeler. The Geological results are dealt with by Dr. A. M.
+Heron. Especially interesting, in view of the coming season's
+expedition, is a chapter by Prof. Norman Collie, President of the
+Alpine Club, upon the difficulties of mountaineering at such
+unprecedented altitudes and the prospects of reaching the summit of
+Mount Everest in 1922.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The illustrations, taken from the magnificent series of photographs
+brought back by the expedition, are visions of beauty and grandeur, and
+the Maps display for the first time the topography and general features
+of a vast region hitherto unexplored. The hill-shaded map of the mass
+of Mount Everest itself on a scale of 1/100,000, will enable readers to
+trace the progress of the climbing parties in 1922, while showing in
+detail the assaults made upon the great mountain during the
+reconnaissance.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+GENERAL ASTRONOMY.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By H. SPENCER JONES, M.A., B.Sc.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+CHIEF ASSISTANT AT THE ROYAL OBSERVATORY, GREENWICH.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+About 400 pages, with 103 diagrams and 24 plates.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+Demy 8vo. Cloth. About 21s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+Mr. Spencer Jones, who is the leader of this year's British Eclipse
+Expedition to Christmas Island, has written a book covering the general
+aspects of Astronomy. The subject matter is treated from the
+scientific standpoint in the light of modern theories. At the same
+time the exposition is not too recondite and is such as to stimulate
+the general reader who is interested in the study of the Heavens.
+Whenever possible the argument is simplified by reference to a diagram,
+and throughout the book mathematics have only been used where essential
+for the elucidation of any problem.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The book is fully illustrated and has twenty-four magnificent plates
+depicting comets, nebulæ, planets, etc., being the pick of the
+observations of the different Observatories.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+A NEW MEDLEY OF MEMORIES.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+BY THE
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+RIGHT REV. SIR DAVID HUNTER BLAIR, BT., O.S.B.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+TITULAR ABBOT OF DUNFERMLINE.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+With Portrait. Demy 8vo. 16s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It will be remembered that the Author's first "Medley" published in
+1919 only brought his reminiscences to the year 1903. He has now
+continued them for another decade, and the contents of the new volume
+are as full of variety and anecdote as ever. Many a notable personage
+figures in these pages; many a good story is told and many interesting
+fragments of antiquarian and ecclesiastical lore are quoted.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+It was the Author's privilege to spend some time in the service of his
+Order in Brazil, and his account of monastic life in the tropical
+surroundings is full of interest. At Rome, again, he describes in
+vivid phrases several picturesque religious functions which he
+attended, and wherever he goes he finds fresh material for shrewd and
+kindly comment.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+IS GERMANY PROSPEROUS?
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By SIR HENRY PENSON, K.B.E., M.A.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+FORMERLY CHAIRMAN OF THE WAR TRADE INTELLIGENCE DEPARTMENT AND<BR>
+DIRECTOR OF THE INTELLIGENCE SECTION OF THE BRITISH DELEGATION<BR>
+TO THE PEACE CONFERENCE, PARIS, 1919.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+AUTHOR OF "THE ECONOMICS OF EVERYDAY LIFE."
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+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+Crown 8vo. 3s. 6d. net.
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+
+<P>
+This is a question which every intelligent person is asking, and to
+which the answers supplied through the ordinary channels of information
+are widely divergent and confusing. Sir Henry Penson is a very shrewd
+observer well-qualified by training and experience to sift evidence and
+form an impartial judgment on facts and arguments. In addition, he is
+a very lucid economic writer and explains clearly the influence of the
+exchange position upon the situation in Germany at the present day.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Author visited Germany only a few weeks ago, and was helped in his
+investigations not only by British officials in the Rhineland, but by
+Germans of high position in industrial and commercial circles whose
+statements he checked carefully. One has only to read his chapters on
+Prices in Germany, or on Incomes and Standard of Living in order to
+appreciate the value of his evidence, and of the conclusions at which
+he arrived. They have, of course, an important bearing upon the vital
+question "Can Germany Pay?"
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+<B>RECENTLY PUBLISHED.</B>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+MEMORIES AND NOTES OF PERSONS AND PLACES.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By SIR SIDNEY COLVIN, M.A., D.Litt.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+FORMERLY SLADE PROFESSOR OF FINE ART IN THE UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE<BR>
+AND KEEPER OF THE PRINTS AND DRAWINGS AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+With Portrait. Second Impression. 18s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Readers of this book will be visited by only one regret&mdash;that Sir
+Sidney Colvin was compelled to abandon his larger plan of writing his
+personal recollections in several volumes. Such dreams, such memories
+as these are treasures. Sir Sidney, for all his modesty, does not
+persuade us that they can be enjoyed so richly without some equivalent
+virtue. That there are special aptitudes for reaching Corinth is
+proved by these delightful pages."&mdash;<I>Times Literary Supplement</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"The sloven style, the trivial matter, of so many of the Reminiscences
+which every publishing season pours forth makes all the more welcome by
+contrast a book of memories that is both rich in interest and itself a
+piece of literature. Such is Sir Sidney Colvin's 'Memories and Notes.'
+It is a pleasure to read from beginning to end, if only for the exact
+and vivid phrasing, the sustained felicity of cadence, at times
+touching emotion and imagination at once with just that kind of beauty
+of sound in the words which is proper to fine prose."&mdash;Mr. LAURENCE
+BINYON in the <I>Bookman</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"The man who enormously increased the regard of the public for Landor,
+who indefatigably forwarded the interests of R. L. Stevenson, and who
+is unmatched for his scholarly exposition of Keats, would, of course,
+write a book of literary gossip with distinction and taste. But Sir
+Sidney Colvin has done more than that. This book is a model of what
+such books should be; it is well bred, balanced, informing, and yet it
+is light and readable all through."&mdash;<I>Spectator</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"After all the reminiscences by women of no conceivable importance, and
+all the gossip of chatterboxes in the purlieus of Fleet Street, it is
+pleasant to meet a narrator who comes under the old-fashioned
+comfortable rubric of 'a scholar and a gentleman.'
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="poem">
+Oh! how comely it is and how reviving<BR>
+To the spirits of just men long opprest<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="noindent">
+by fusty anecdotes about third-class politicians to breathe the
+atmosphere of intellectual good breeding."&mdash;Mr. EDMUND GOSSE in <I>The
+Sunday Times</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"The high vitality of the 'seventies and 'eighties, both in England and
+France, is made to pulse again. The book is indispensable where it was
+bound to excel, as in the personal study of Robert Louis Stevenson.
+But, also, it is singularly close and graphic in ways for which we were
+not prepared."&mdash;<I>Observer</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Full of inimitable pictures."&mdash;<I>Nation and Athenæum</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"The leading literary and artistic figures of 60 years flit through the
+pages with a fascination which will amply repay those who have awaited
+publication of the book for its real worth. The whole of the fifty
+pages of Stevensonia give a more faithful picture of R. L. S. on the
+human side than anyone has hitherto been able to do."&mdash;<I>Daily News</I>.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+ADRIENNE TONER.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By ANNE DOUGLAS SEDGWICK<BR>
+(MRS. BASIL DE SELINCOURT),<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+AUTHOR OF "TANTE," "THE ENCOUNTER," "VALERIE UPTON," ETC.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+Third Impression. Crown 8vo. 7s. 6d. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"Exquisite is the word that swims, not 'darkly' but with a sense of
+utter satisfaction, through the brain in summing up Miss Anne Douglas
+Sedgwick's new novel, Adrienne Toner. Its quality is extraordinarily
+even. It is a fine book, with flashes of humour and a strong and clear
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+said at last, as at first, that it is exquisite."&mdash;<I>Country Life</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"I loved 'Adrienne Toner.' A wonderful book, I thought. It's well
+worth reading."&mdash;From "The Letters of Evelyn" in the <I>Tatler</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"As a penetrating study of a rather uncommon personality it must be
+regarded as a first-class piece of work."&mdash;<I>Daily Telegraph</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"In this grave and beautiful comedy of English life, with its central
+figure typifying the strength and crudity of those spiritual influences
+which have come to us from America, Anne Douglas Sedgwick reveals the
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+</P>
+
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+"An immensely clever study of an American girl and of the havoc wrought
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+
+<P>
+"Miss Sedgwick has never done better than in this novel and in nothing
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+her ready to admire Adrienne when, not changed, but converted, she
+learns from Oldmeadow how much she has grown in spiritual
+wisdom."&mdash;<I>Daily News</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"A remarkable and living narrative, well deserving all the applause
+that it has received."&mdash;<I>Outlook</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"It is a surprising book&mdash;delicate and imaginative. Miss Sedgwick
+excels in the rendering of recurrent moods, changes of attitude, subtle
+currents of feeling. This is by far the best work she has given
+us."&mdash;<I>British Weekly</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"A novel of rare distinction."&mdash;<I>Pall Mall Gazette</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No one could read 'Adrienne Toner' without determining to miss nothing
+from the same pen."&mdash;<I>Birmingham Post</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"It is a long time since one has read a novel at once as interesting
+and as satisfying in its craftsmanship as this. Miss Sedgwick's
+artistry is firmer and stronger in her new book than ever yet. The way
+in which Adrienne is made visible is from the start quite
+masterly."&mdash;<I>Review of Reviews</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
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+realization that all the time we are seeing into some of the
+complexities of human nature as they are presented to us to-day. A
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+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+THE RAINBOW BRIDGE.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By REGINALD FARRER,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+AUTHOR OF "MY ROCK GARDEN," "ALPINES AND BOG PLANTS," ETC.
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+<P CLASS="t4">
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+<P>
+"A classic of travel. Of modern travellers with a sense of style, Mr.
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+Supplement</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"There can be no denying that Mr. Farrer was one of the great masters
+of English prose. His last book is bright with sidelights on <I>vie
+intime</I> of the essential China."&mdash;<I>Morning Post</I>.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+THE SOUL AND BODY OF AN ARMY.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By GENERAL SIR IAN HAMILTON, G.C.B.
+</P>
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+<P CLASS="t4">
+AUTHOR OF "A STAFF-OFFICER'S SCRAP-BOOK," "GALLIPOLI DIARY," ETC.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+One Volume. Demy 8vo. 18s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
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+book on military organization, and in his book there is not a dull
+page. It will make some angry, it will make some think, but certainly
+it will not produce a yawn."&mdash;Major-General Sir F. MAURICE in the
+<I>Daily News</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"It is an odd, original, unequal, thought-compelling book, often
+exasperating, but never for a moment dull. It is persuasive, too, and
+on all the greater matters judicious."&mdash;JOHN BUCHAN in <I>The Evening
+Standard</I>.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+WAR AND NATIONAL FINANCE.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By the HON. R. H. BRAND, C.M.G.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+FELLOW OF ALL SOULS COLLEGE, OXFORD.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+One Volume. Demy 8vo. 15s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"A work which is not merely interesting but is most
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+</P>
+
+<P>
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+of economics."&mdash;<I>Daily Telegraph</I>.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+"No one can read it without seeing the world's situation in the white
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+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+HINDUISM AND BUDDHISM.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+An Historical Sketch.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By SIR CHARLES ELIOT, K.C.M.G.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+H.B.M. AMBASSADOR AT TOKIO.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+Three Volumes. £4 4s. net.
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+With Diagrams and Plates. Demy 8vo. 9s. net.
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+have shown that our conception of the Atom as being homogeneous and
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+subject of isotopes than Dr. Aston, whose memoirs on this subject
+extend over a number of years. The book deals not only with isotopes,
+but gives a general survey of the electrical theory of matter.
+</P>
+
+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+AN INORGANIC CHEMISTRY.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By H. G. DENHAM, M.A., D.Sc, PH.D.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+PROFESSOR OF INORGANIC CHEMISTRY IN THE UNIVERSITY OF CAPETOWN.
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+Demy 8vo. Cloth. About 12s. 6d. net.
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+</P>
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+<BR><BR>
+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+MAGNETISM AND ELECTRICITY.
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t3">
+By J. PALEY YORKE, A.M.I.E.E.,
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+HEAD OF THE PHYSICS AND ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT AT THE<BR>
+L.C.C. SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING AND NAVIGATION, POPLAR.<BR>
+</P>
+
+<P CLASS="t4">
+Second Edition. Crown 8vo. About 5s. net.
+</P>
+
+<P>
+The Author has completely rewritten this book and brought it into line
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+</P>
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+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+RAILWAY ELECTRIC TRACTION.
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+By F. W. CARTER, M.I.E.E.,
+</P>
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+HEAD OF THE TRACTION DEPARTMENT OF THE BRITISH THOMSON HOUSTON <BR>
+COMPANY, RUGBY.
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+ELEMENTARY HYDRAULICS FOR TECHNICAL STUDENTS.
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+By F. C. LEA, D.Sc., M.INST., C.E.,
+</P>
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+
+<P CLASS="t2">
+IONS ELECTRONS AND IONIZING RADIATIONS.
+</P>
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+<P CLASS="t3">
+By J. A. CROWTHER, M.A., Sc.D.,
+</P>
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+mentioned. The tables of constants have been revised in accordance
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