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R., + + +NOTE. + +THIS story was written three years ago, and one or two topics in it are +not treated exactly as they would be if written by the same hand to-day. +But if the author had retouched those pages with his colors of 1853, he +would (he thinks) have destroyed the only merit they have, viz., that of +containing genuine contemporaneous verdicts upon a cant that was +flourishing like a peony, and a truth that was struggling for bare life, +in the year of truth 1850. + +He prefers to deal fairly with the public, and, with this explanation and +apology, to lay at its feet a faulty but genuine piece of work. + +CHAPTER I. + +VISCOUNT IPSDEN, aged twenty-five, income eighteen thousand pounds per +year, constitution equine, was unhappy! This might surprise some people; +but there are certain blessings, the non-possession of which makes more +people discontented than their possession renders happy. + +Foremost among these are "Wealth and Rank." Were I to add "Beauty" to the +list, such men and women as go by fact, not by conjecture, would hardly +contradict me. + +The fortunate man is he who, born poor, or nobody, works gradually up to +wealth and consideration, and, having got them, dies before he finds they +were not worth so much trouble. + +Lord Ipsden started with nothing to win; and naturally lived for +amusement. Now nothing is so sure to cease to please as pleasure--to +amuse, as amusement. Unfortunately for himself he could not at this +period of his life warm to politics; so, having exhausted his London +clique, he rolled through the cities of Europe in his carriage, and +cruised its shores in his yacht. But he was not happy! + +He was a man of taste, and sipped the arts and other knowledge, as he +sauntered Europe round. + +But he was not happy. + +"What shall I do?" said _l'ennuye'._ + +"Distinguish yourself," said one. + +"How?" + +No immediate answer. + +"Take a _prima donna_ over," said another. + +Well, the man took a _prima donna_ over, which scolded its maid from the +Alps to Dover in the _lingua Toscana_ without the _bocca Romana,_ and +sang in London without applause; because what goes down at La Scala does +not generally go down at Il Teatro della Regina, Haymarket. + +So then my lord strolled into Russia; there he drove a pair of horses, +one of whom put his head down and did the work; the other pranced and +capricoled alongside, all unconscious of the trace. He seemed happier +than his working brother; but the biped whose career corresponded with +this playful animal's was not happy! + +At length an event occurred that promised to play an adagio upon Lord +Ipsden 's mind. He fell in love with Lady Barbara Sinclair; and he had no +sooner done this than he felt, as we are all apt to do on similar +occasions, how wise a thing he had done! + +Besides a lovely person, Lady Barbara Sinclair had a character that he +saw would make him; and, in fact, Lady Barbara Sinclair was, to an +inexperienced eye, the exact opposite of Lord Ipsden. + +Her mental impulse was as plethoric as his was languid. + +She was as enthusiastic as he was cool. + +She took a warm interest in everything. She believed that government is a +science, and one that goes with _copia verborum._ + +She believed that, in England, government is administered, not by a set +of men whose salaries range from eighty to five hundred pounds a year, +and whose names are never heard, but by the First Lord of the Treasury, +and other great men. + +Hence she inferred, that it matters very much to all of us in whose hand +is the rudder of that state vessel which goes down the wind of public +opinion, without veering a point, let who will be at the helm. + +She also cared very much who was the new bishop. Religion--if not +religion, theology--would be affected thereby. + +She was enthusiastic about poets; imagined their verse to be some sort of +clew to their characters, and so on. + +She had other theories, which will be indicated by and by; at present it +is enough to say that her mind was young, healthy, somewhat original, +full of fire and faith, and empty of experience. + +Lord Ipsden loved her! it was easy to love her. + +First, there was not, in the whole range of her mind and body, one grain +of affectation of any sort. + +She was always, in point of fact, under the influence of some male mind +or other, generally some writer. What young woman is not, more or less, a +mirror? But she never imitated or affected; she was always herself, by +whomsoever colored. + +Then she was beautiful and eloquent; much too high-bred to put a +restraint upon her natural manner, she was often more _naive,_ and even +brusk, than your would-be aristocrats dare to be; but what a charming +abruptness hers was! + +I do not excel in descriptions, and yet I want to give you some carnal +idea of a certain peculiarity and charm this lady possessed; permit me to +call a sister art to my aid. + +There has lately stepped upon the French stage a charming personage, +whose manner is quite free from the affectation that soils nearly all +French actresses--Mademoiselle Madeleine Brohan! When you see this young +lady play Mademoiselle La Segli'ere, you see high-bred sensibility +personified, and you see something like Lady Barbara Sinclair. + +She was a connection of Lord Ipsden's, but they had not met for two +years, when they encountered each other in Paris just before the +commencement of this "Dramatic Story," "Novel" by courtesy. + +The month he spent in Paris, near her, was a bright month to Lord Ipsden. +A bystander would not have gathered, from his manner, that he was warmly +in love with this lady; but, for all that, his lordship was gradually +uncoiling himself, and gracefully, quietly basking in the rays of Barbara +Sinclair. + +He was also just beginning to take an interest in subjects of the +day--ministries, flat paintings, controversial novels, Cromwell's +spotless integrity, etc.--why not? They interested her. + +Suddenly the lady and her family returned to England. Lord Ipsden, who +was going to Rome, came to England instead. + +She had not been five days in London, before she made her preparations to +spend six months in Perthshire. + +This brought matters to a climax. + +Lord Ipsden proposed in form. + +Lady Barbara was surprised; she had not viewed his graceful attentions in +that light at all. However, she answered by letter his proposal which had +been made by letter. + +After a few of those courteous words a lady always bestows on a gentleman +who has offered her the highest compliment any man has it in his power to +offer any woman, she came to the point in the following characteristic +manner: + +"The man I marry must have two things, virtues and vices--you have +neither. You do nothing, and never will do anything but sketch and hum +tunes, and dance and dangle. Forget this folly the day after to-morrow, +my dear Ipsden, and, if I may ask a favor of one to whom I refuse that +which would not be a kindness, be still good friends with her who will +always be + +"Your affectionate _Cousin,_ + +"BARBARA SINCLAIR." + +Soon after this effusion she vanished into Perthshire, leaving her cousin +stunned by a blow which she thought would be only a scratch to one of his +character. + +Lord Ipsden relapsed into greater listlessness than before he had +cherished these crushed hopes. The world now became really dark and blank +to him. He was too languid to go anywhere or do anything; a republican +might have compared the settled expression of his handsome, hopeless face +with that of most day-laborers of the same age, and moderated his envy of +the rich and titled. + +At last he became so pale as well as languid that Mr. Saunders +interfered. + +Saunders was a model valet and factotum; who had been with his master +ever since he left Eton, and had made himself necessary to him in their +journeys. + +The said Saunders was really an invaluable servant, and, with a world of +obsequiousness, contrived to have his own way on most occasions. He had, +I believe, only one great weakness, that of imagining a beau-ideal of +aristocracy and then outdoing it in the person of John Saunders. + +Now this Saunders was human, and could not be eight years with this young +gentleman and not take some little interest in him. He was flunky, and +took a great interest in him, as stepping-stone to his own greatness. So +when he saw him turning pale and thin, and reading one letter fifty +times, he speculated and inquired what was the matter. He brought the +intellect of Mr. Saunders to bear on the question at the following angle: + +"Now, if I was a young lord with 20,000 pounds a year, and all the world +at my feet, what would make me in this way? Why, the liver! Nothing else. + +"And that is what is wrong with him, you may depend." + +This conclusion arrived at, Mr. Saunders coolly wrote his convictions to +Dr. Aberford, and desired that gentleman's immediate attention to the +case. An hour or two later, he glided into his lord's room, not without +some secret trepidation, no trace of which appeared on his face. He +pulled a long histrionic countenance. "My lord," said he, in soft, +melancholy tones, "your lordship's melancholy state of health gives me +great anxiety; and, with many apologies to your lordship, the doctor is +sent for, my lord." + +"Why, Saunders, you are mad; there is nothing the matter with me." + +"I beg your lordship's pardon, your lordship is very ill, and Dr. +Aberford sent for." + +"You may go, Saunders." + +"Yes, my lord. I couldn't help it; I've outstepped my duty, my lord, but +I could not stand quiet and see your lordship dying by inches." Here Mr. +S. put a cambric handkerchief artistically to his eyes, and glided out, +having disarmed censure. + +Lord Ipsden fell into a reverie. + +"Is my mind or my body disordered? Dr. Aberford!--absurd!--Saunders is +getting too pragmatical. The doctor shall prescribe for him instead of +me; by Jove, that would serve him right." And my lord faintly chuckled. +"No! this is what I am ill of"--and he read the fatal note again. "I do +nothing!--cruel, unjust," sighed he. "I could have done, would have done, +anything to please her. Do nothing! nobody does anything now--things +don't come in your way to be done as they used centuries ago, or we +should do them just the same; it is their fault, not ours," argued his +lordship, somewhat confusedly; then, leaning his brow upon the sofa, he +wished to die. For, at that dark moment life seemed to this fortunate man +an aching void; a weary, stale, flat, unprofitable tale; a faded flower; +a ball-room after daylight has crept in, and music, motion and beauty are +fled away. + +"Dr. Aberford, my lord." + +This announcement, made by Mr. Saunders, checked his lordship's reverie. + +"Insults everybody, does he not, Saunders?" + +"Yes, my lord," said Saunders, monotonously. + +"Perhaps he will me; that might amuse me," said the other. + +A moment later the doctor bowled into the apartment, tugging at his +gloves, as he ran. + +The contrast between him and our poor rich friend is almost beyond human +language. + +Here lay on a sofa Ipsden, one of the most distinguished young gentlemen +in Europe; a creature incapable, by nature, of a rugged tone or a coarse +gesture; a being without the slightest apparent pretension, but refined +beyond the wildest dream of dandies. To him, enter Aberford, perspiring +and shouting. He was one of those globules of human quicksilver one sees +now and then for two seconds; they are, in fact, two globules; their head +is one, invariably bald, round, and glittering; the body is another in +activity and shape, _totus teres atque rotundus;_ and in fifty years they +live five centuries. _Horum Rex Aberford_--of these our doctor was the +chief. He had hardly torn off one glove, and rolled as far as the third +flower from the door on his lordship's carpet, before he shouted: + +"This is my patient, lolloping in pursuit of health. Your hand," added +he. For he was at the sofa long before his lordship could glide off it. + +"Tongue. Pulse is good. Breathe in my face." + +"Breathe in your face, sir! how can I do that?" (with an air of mild +doubt.) + +"By first inhaling, and then exhaling in the direction required, or how +can I make acquaintance with your bowels?" + +"My bowels?" + +"The abdomen, and the greater and lesser intestines. Well, never mind, I +can get at them another way; give your heart a slap, so. That's your +liver. And that's your diaphragm." + +His lordship having found the required spot (some people that I know +could not) and slapped it, the Aberford made a circular spring and +listened eagerly at his shoulder-blade; the result of this scientific +pantomime seemed to be satisfactory, for he exclaimed, not to say bawled: + +"Halo! here is a viscount as sound as a roach! Now, young gentleman," +added he, "your organs are superb, yet you are really out of sorts; it +follows you have the maladies of idle minds, love, perhaps, among the +rest; you blush, a diagnostic of that disorder; make your mind easy, +cutaneous disorders, such as love, etc., shall never kill a patient of +mine with a stomach like yours. So, now to cure you!" And away went the +spherical doctor, with his hands behind him, not up and down the room, +but slanting and tacking, like a knight on a chess-board. He had not made +many steps before, turning his upper globule, without affecting his +lower, he hurled back, in a cold business-like tone, the following +interrogatory: + +"What are your vices?" + +"Saunders," inquired the patient, "which are my vices?" + +"M'lord, lordship hasn't any vices," replied Saunders, with dull, +matter-of-fact solemnity. + +"Lady Barbara makes the same complaint," thought Lord Ipsden. + +"It seems I have not any vices, Dr. Aberford," said he, demurely. + +"That is bad; nothing to get hold of. What interests you, then?" + +"I don't remember." + +"What amuses you?" + +"I forget." + +"What! no winning horse to gallop away your rents?" + +"No, sir!" + +"No opera girl to run her foot and ankle through your purse?" + +"No, sir! and I think their ankles are not what they were." + +"Stuff! just the same, from their ankles up to their ears, and down again +to their morals; it is your eyes that are sunk deeper into your head. +Hum! no horses, no vices, no dancers, no yacht; you confound one's +notions of nobility, and I ought to know them, for I have to patch them +all up a bit just before they go to the deuce." + +"But I have, Doctor Aberford." + +"What!" + +"A yacht! and a clipper she is, too." + +"Ah!--(Now I've got him.)" + +"In the Bay of Biscay she lay half a point nearer the wind than Lord +Heavyjib." + +"Oh! bother Lord Heavyjib, and his Bay of Biscay." + +"With all my heart, they have often bothered me." + +"Send her round to Granton Pier, in the Firth of Forth." + +"I will, sir." + +"And write down this prescription." And away he walked again, thinking +the prescription. + +"Saunders," appealed his master. + +"Saunders be hanged." + +"Sir!" said Saunders, with dignity, "I thank you." + +"Don't thank me, thank your own deserts," replied the modern +Chesterfield. "Oblige me by writing it yourself, my lord, it is all the +bodily exercise you will have had to-day, no doubt." + +The young viscount bowed, seated himself at a desk, and wrote from +dictation: + + +"DR. ABERFORD'S PRESCRIPTION. + + +"Make acquaintance with all the people of low estate who have time to be +bothered with you; learn their ways, their minds, and, above all, their +troubles." + +"Won't all this bore me?" suggested the writer. + +"You will see. Relieve one fellow-creature every day, and let Mr. +Saunders book the circumstances." + +"I shall like this part," said the patient, laying down his pen. "How +clever of you to think of such things; may not I do two sometimes?" + +"Certainly not; one pill per day. Write, Fish the herring! (that beats +deer-stalking.) Run your nose into adventures at sea; live on tenpence, +and earn it. Is it down?" + +"Yes, it is down, but Saunders would have written it better." + +"If he hadn't he ought to be hanged," said the Aberford, inspecting the +work. "I'm off, where's my hat? oh, there; where's my money? oh, here. +Now look here, follow my prescription, and + +You will soon have Mens sana in corpore sano; And not care whether the +girls say yes or say no; + +neglect it, and--my gloves; oh, in my pocket--you will be _blase'_ and +_ennuye',_ and (an English participle, that means something as bad); God +bless you!" + +And out he scuttled, glided after by Saunders, for whom he opened and +shut the street door. + +Never was a greater effect produced by a doctor's visit; patient and +physician were made for each other. Dr. Aberford was the specific for +Lord Ipsden. He came to him like a shower to a fainting strawberry. + +Saunders, on his return, found his lord pacing the apartment. + +"Saunders," said he, smartly, "send down to Gravesend and order the yacht +to this place--what is it?" + +"Granton Pier. Yes, my lord." + +"And, Saunders, take clothes, and books, and violins, and telescopes, and +things--and me--to Euston Square, in an hour." + +"Impossible,' my lord," cried Saunders, in dismay. "And there is no train +for hours." + +His master replied with a hundred-pound note, and a quiet, but wickedish +look; and the prince of gentlemen's gentleman had all the required items +with him, in a special train, within the specified time, and away they +flashed, northward. + + + +CHAPTER II. + + +IT is said that opposite characters make a union happiest; and perhaps +Lord Ipsden, diffident of himself, felt the value to him of a creature so +different as Lady Barbara Sinclair; but the lady, for her part, was not +so diffident of herself, nor was she in search of her opposite. On the +contrary, she was waiting patiently to find just such a man as she was, +or fancied herself, a woman. + +Accustomed to measure men by their characters alone, and to treat with +sublime contempt the accidents of birth and fortune, she had been a +little staggered by the assurance of this butterfly that had proposed to +settle upon her hand--for life. + +In a word, the beautiful writer of the fatal note was honestly romantic, +according to the romance of 1848, and of good society; of course she was +not affected by hair tumbling back or plastered down forward, and a +rolling eye went no further with her than a squinting one. + +Her romance was stern, not sickly. She was on the lookout for iron +virtues; she had sworn to be wooed with great deeds, or never won; on +this subject she had thought much, though not enough to ask herself +whether great deeds are always to be got at, however disposed a lover may +be. + +No matter; she kept herself in reserve for some earnest man, who was not +to come flattering and fooling to her, but look another way and do +exploits. + +She liked Lord Ipsden, her cousin once removed, but despised him for +being agreeable, handsome, clever, and nobody. + +She was also a little bitten with what she and others called the Middle +Ages, in fact with that picture of them which Grub Street, imposing on +the simplicity of youth, had got up for sale by arraying painted glass, +gilt rags, and fancy, against fact. + +With these vague and sketchy notices we are compelled to part, for the +present, with Lady Barbara. But it serves her right; she has gone to +establish her court in Perthshire, and left her rejected lover on our +hands. + +Journeys of a few hundred miles are no longer described. + +You exchange a dead chair for a living chair, Saunders puts in your hand +a new tale like this; you mourn the superstition of booksellers, which +still inflicts uncut leaves upon humanity, though tailors do not send +home coats with the sleeves stitched up, nor chambermaids put travelers +into apple-pie beds as well as damp sheets. You rend and read, and are at +Edinburgh, fatigued more or less, but not by the journey. + +Lord Ipsden was, therefore, soon installed by the Firth side, full of the +Aberford. + +The young nobleman not only venerated the doctor's sagacity, but half +admired his brusquerie and bustle; things of which he was himself never +guilty. + +As for the prescription, that was a Delphic Oracle. Worlds could not have +tempted him to deviate from a letter in it. + +He waited with impatience for the yacht; and, meantime, it struck him +that the first part of the prescription could be attacked at once. + +It was the afternoon of the day succeeding his arrival. The Fifeshire +hills, seen across the Firth from his windows, were beginning to take +their charming violet tinge, a light breeze ruffled the blue water into a +sparkling smile, the shore was tranquil, and the sea full of noiseless +life, with the craft of all sizes gliding and dancing and courtesying on +their trackless roads. + +The air was tepid, pure and sweet as heaven; this bright afternoon, +Nature had grudged nothing that could give fresh life and hope to such +dwellers in dust and smoke and vice as were there to look awhile on her +clean face and drink her honeyed breath. + +This young gentleman was not insensible to the beauty of the scene. He +was a little lazy by nature, and made lazier by the misfortune of wealth, +but he had sensibilities; he was an artist of great natural talent; had +he only been without a penny, how he would have handled the brush! And +then he was a mighty sailor; if he had sailed for biscuit a few years, +how he would have handled a ship! + +As he was, he had the eye of a hawk for Nature's beauties, and the sea +always came back to him like a friend after an absence. + +This scene, then, curled round his heart a little, and he felt the good +physician was wiser than the tribe that go by that name, and strive to +build health on the sandy foundation of drugs. + +"Saunders! do you know what Dr. Aberford means by the lower classes?" + +"Perfectly, my lord." + +"Are there any about here?" + +"I am sorry to say they are everywhere, my lord." + +"Get me some"--_(cigarette)._ + +Out went Saunders, with his usual graceful _empressement,_ but an +internal shrug of his shoulders. + +He was absent an hour and a half; he then returned with a double +expression on his face--pride at his success in diving to the very bottom +of society, and contempt of what he had fished up thence. + +He approached his lord mysteriously, and said, _sotto voce,_ but +impressively, "This is low enough, my lord." Then glided back, and +ushered in, with polite disdain, two lovelier women than he had ever +opened a door to in the whole course of his perfumed existence. + +On their heads they wore caps of Dutch or Flemish origin, with a broad +lace border, stiffened and arched over the forehead, about three inches +high, leaving the brow and cheeks unencumbered. + +They had cotton jackets, bright red and yellow, mixed in patterns, +confined at the waist by the apron-strings, but bobtailed below the +waist; short woolen petticoats, with broad vertical stripes, red and +white, most vivid in color; white worsted stockings, and neat, though +high-quartered shoes. Under their jackets they wore a thick spotted +cotton handkerchief, about one inch of which was visible round the lower +part of the throat. Of their petticoats, the outer one was kilted, or +gathered up toward the front, and the second, of the same color, hung in +the usual way. + +Of these young women, one had an olive complexion, with the red blood +mantling under it, and black hair, and glorious black eyebrows. + +The other was fair, with a massive but shapely throat, as white as milk; +glossy brown hair, the loose threads of which glittered like gold, and a +blue eye, which, being contrasted with dark eyebrows and lashes, took the +luminous effect peculiar to that rare beauty. + +Their short petticoats revealed a neat ankle, and a leg with a noble +swell; for Nature, when she is in earnest, builds beauty on the ideas of +ancient sculptors and poets, not of modern poetasters, who, with their +airy-like sylphs and their smoke-like verses, fight for want of flesh in +woman and want of fact in poetry as parallel beauties. + +_They are,_ my lads.--_Continuez!_ + +These women had a grand corporeal trait; they had never known a corset! +so they were straight as javelins; they could lift their hands above +their heads!--actually! Their supple persons moved as Nature intended; +every gesture was ease, grace and freedom. + +What with their own radiance, and the snowy cleanliness and brightness of +their costume, they came like meteors into the apartment. + +Lord Ipsden, rising gently from his seat, with the same quiet politeness +with which he would have received two princes of the blood, said, "How do +you do?" and smiled a welcome. + +"Fine! hoow's yoursel?" answered the dark lass, whose name was Jean +Carnie, and whose voice was not so sweet as her face. + +"What'n lord are ye?" continued she; "are you a juke? I wad like fine to +hae a crack wi' a juke." + +Saunders, who knew himself the cause of this question, replied, _sotto +voce,_ "His lordship is a viscount." + +"I didna ken't," was Jean's remark. "But it has a bonny soond." + +"What mair would ye hae?" said the fair beauty, whose name was Christie +Johnstone. Then, appealing to his lordship as the likeliest to know, she +added, "Nobeelity is jist a soond itsel, I'm tauld." + +The viscount, finding himself expected to say something on a topic he had +not attended much to, answered dryly: "We must ask the republicans, they +are the people that give their minds to such subjects." + +"And yon man," asked Jean Carnie, "is he a lord, too?" + +"I am his lordship's servant," replied Saunders, gravely, not without a +secret misgiving whether fate had been just. + +"Na!" replied she, not to be imposed upon, "ye are statelier and prooder +than this ane." + +"I will explain," said his master. "Saunders knows his value; a servant +like Saunders is rarer than an idle viscount." + +"My lord, my lord!" remonstrated Saunders, with a shocked and most +disclamatory tone. "Rather!" was his inward reflection. + +"Jean," said Christie, "ye hae muckle to laern. Are ye for herrin' the +day, vile count?" + +"No! are you for this sort of thing?" + +At this, Saunders, with a world of _empressement,_ offered the Carnie +some cake that was on the table. + +She took a piece, instantly spat it out into her hand, and with more +energy than delicacy flung it into the fire. + +"Augh!" cried she, "just a sugar and saut butter thegither; buy nae mair +at yon shoep, vile count." + +"Try this, out of Nature's shop," laughed their entertainer; and he +offered them, himself, some peaches and things. + +"Hech! a medi--cine!" said Christie. + +"Nature, my lad," said Miss Carnie, making her ivory teeth meet in their +first nectarine, "I didna ken whaur ye stoep, but ye beat the other +confectioners, that div ye." + +The fair lass, who had watched the viscount all this time as demurely as +a cat cream, now approached him. + +This young woman was the thinker; her voice was also rich, full, and +melodious, and her manner very engaging; it was half advancing, half +retiring, not easy to resist or to describe. + +"Noo," said she, with a very slight blush stealing across her face, "ye +maun let me catecheeze ye, wull ye?" + +The last two words were said in a way that would have induced a bear to +reveal his winter residence. + +He smiled assent. Saunders retired to the door, and, excluding every +shade of curiosity from his face, took an attitude, half majesty, half +obsequiousness. + +Christie stood by Lord Ipsden, with one hand on her hip (the knuckles +downward), but graceful as Antinous, and began. + +"Hoo muckle is the queen greater than y' are?" + +His lordship was obliged to reflect. + +"Let me see--as is the moon to a wax taper, so is her majesty the queen +to you and me, and the rest." + +"An' whaur does the Juke* come in?" + +* Buceleuch. + +"On this particular occasion, the Duke** makes one of us, my pretty +maid." + +**Wellington + +"I see! Are na yeawfu' prood o' being a lorrd?" + +"What an idea!" + +"His lordship did not go to bed a spinning-jenny, and rise up a lord, +like some of them," put in Saunders. + +"Saunders," said the peer, doubtfully, "eloquence rather bores people." + +"Then I mustn't speak again, my lord," said Saunders, respectfully. + +"Noo," said the fair inquisitor, "ye shall tell me how ye came to be +lorrds, your faemily?" + +"Saunders!" + +"Na! ye manna flee to Sandy for a thing, ye are no a bairn, are ye?" + +Here was a dilemma, the Saunders prop knocked rudely away, and obliged to +think for ourselves. + +But Saunders would come to his distressed master's assistance. He +furtively conveyed to him a plump book--this was Saunders's manual of +faith; the author was Mr. Burke, not Edmund. + +Lord Ipsden ran hastily over the page, closed the book, and said, "Here +is the story. + +"Five hundred years ago--" + +"Listen, Jean," said Christie; "we're gaun to get a boeny story. 'Five +hundre' years ago,'" added she, with interest and awe. + +"Was a great battle," resumed the narrator, in cheerful tones, as one +larking with history, "between a king of England and his rebels. He was +in the thick of the fight--" + +"That's the king, Jean, he was in the thick o't." + +"My ancestor killed a fellow who was sneaking behind him, but the next +moment a man-at-arms prepared a thrust at his majesty, who had his hands +full with three assailants." + +"Eh! that's no fair," said Christie, "as sure as deeth." + +"My ancestor dashed forward, and, as the king's sword passed through one +of them, he clove another to the waist with a blow." + +"Weel done! weel done!" + +Lord Ipsden looked at the speaker, her eyes were glittering, and her +cheek flushing. + +"Good Heavens!" thought he; "she believes it!" So he began to take more +pains with his legend. + +"But for the spearsman," continued he, "he had nothing but his body; he +gave it, it was his duty, and received the death leveled at his +sovereign." + +"Hech! puir mon." And the glowing eyes began to glisten. + +"The battle flowed another way, and God gave victory to the right; but +the king came back to look for him, for it was no common service." + +"Deed no!" + +Here Lord Ipsden began to turn his eye inward, and call up the scene. He +lowered his voice. + +"They found him lying on his back, looking death in the face. + +"The nobles, by the king's side, uncovered as soon as he was found, for +they were brave men, too. There was a moment's silence; eyes met eyes, +and said, this is a stout soldier's last battle. + +"The king could not bid him live." + +"Na! lad, King Deeth has ower strong a grrip." + +"But he did what kings can do, he gave him two blows with his royal +sword." + +"Oh, the robber, and him a deeing mon." + +"Two words from his royal mouth, and he and we were Barons of Ipsden and +Hawthorn Glen from that day to this." + +"But the puir dying creature?" + +"What poor dying creature?" + +"Your forbear, lad." + +"I don't know why you call him poor, madam; all the men of that day are +dust; they are the gold dust who died with honor. + +"He looked round, uneasily, for his son--for he had but one--and when +that son knelt, unwounded, by him, he said, 'Goodnight, Baron Ipsden;' +and so he died, fire in his eye, a smile on his lip, and honor on his +name forever. I meant to tell you a lie, and I've told you the truth." + +"Laddie," said Christie, half admiringly, half reproachfully, "ye gar the +tear come in my een. Hech! look at yon lassie! how could you think t'eat +plums through siccan a bonny story?" + +"Hets," answered Jean, who had, in fact, cleared the plate, "I aye listen +best when my ain mooth's stappit." + +"But see, now," pondered Christie, "twa words fra a king--thir titles are +just breeth." + +"Of course," was the answer. "All titles are. What is popularity? ask +Aristides and Lamartine--the breath of a mob--smells of its source--and +is gone before the sun can set on it. Now the royal breath does smell of +the Rose and Crown, and stays by us from age to age." + +The story had warmed our marble acquaintance. Saunders opened his eyes, +and thought, "We shall wake up the House of Lords some evening--_we_ +shall." + +His lordship then added, less warmly, looking at the girls: + +"I think I should like to be a fisherman." + +So saying, my lord yawned slightly. + +To this aspiration the young fishwives deigned no attention, doubting, +perhaps, its sincerity; and Christie, with a shade of severity, inquired +of him how he came to be a vile count. + +"A baron's no' a vile count, I'm sure," said she; "sae tell me how ye +came to be a vile count." + +"Ah!" said he, "that is by no means a pretty story like the other; you +will not like it, I am sure. + +"Ay, will I--ay, will I; I'm aye seeking knoewledge." + +"Well, it is soon told. One of us sat twenty years on one seat, in the +same house, so one day he got up a--viscount." + +"Ower muckle pay for ower little wark." + +"Now don't say that; I wouldn't do it to be Emperor of Russia." + +"Aweel, I hae gotten a heap out o' ye; sae noow I'll gang, since ye are +no for herrin'; come away, Jean." + +At this their host remonstrated, and inquired why bores are at one's +service night and day, and bright people are always in a hurry; he was +informed in reply, "Labor is the lot o' man. Div ye no ken that muckle? +And abune a' o' women."* + +* A local idea, I suspect.--C. R. + +"Why, what can two such pretty creatures have to do except to be +admired?" + +This question coming within the dark beauty's scope, she hastened to +reply. + +"To sell our herrin'--we hae three hundre' left in the creel." + +"What is the price?" + +At this question the poetry died out of Christie Johnstone's face, she +gave her companion a rapid look, indiscernible by male eye, and answered: + +"Three a penny, sirr; they are no plenty the day," added she, in smooth +tones that carried conviction. + +(Little liar; they were selling six a penny everywhere.) + +"Saunders, buy them all, and be ever so long about it; count them, or +some nonsense." + +"He's daft! he's daft! Oh, ye ken, Jean, an Ennglishman and a lorrd, twa +daft things thegither, he could na' miss the road. Coont them, lassie." + +"Come away, Sandy, till I count them till ye," said Jean. + +Saunders and Jean disappeared. + +Business being out of sight, curiosity revived. + +"An' what brings ye here from London, if ye please?" recommenced the fair +inquisitor. + +"You have a good countenance; there is something in your face. I could +find it in my heart to tell you, but I should bore you." + +"De'el a fear! Bore me, bore me! wheat's thaat, I wonder?" + +"What is your name, madam? Mine is Ipsden." + +"They ca' me Christie Johnstone." + +"Well, Christie Johnstone, I am under the doctor's hands." + +"Puir lad. What's the trouble?" (solemnly and tenderly.) + +"Ennui!" (rather piteously.) + +"Yawn-we? I never heerd tell o't." + +"Oh, you lucky girl," burst out he; "but the doctor has undertaken to +cure me; in one thing you could assist me, if I am not presuming too far +on our short acquaintance. I am to relieve one poor distressed person +every day, but I mustn't do two. Is not that a bore?" + +"Gie's your hand, gie's your hand. I'm vexed for ca'ing you daft. Hech! +what a saft hand ye hae. Jean, I'm saying, come here, feel this." + +Jean, who had run in, took the viscount's hand from Christie. + +"It never wroucht any," explained Jean. "And he has bonny hair," said +Christie, just touching his locks on the other side. + +"He's a bonny lad," said Jean, inspecting him scientifically, and +pointblank. + +"Ay, is he," said the other. "Aweel, there's Jess Rutherford, a widdy, +wi' four bairns, ye meicht do waur than ware your siller on her." + +"Five pounds to begin?" inquired his lordship. + +"Five pund! Are ye made o' siller? Ten schell'n!" + +Saunders was rung for, and produced a one-pound note. + +"The herrin' is five and saxpence; it's four and saxpence I'm awin ye," +said the young fishwife, "and Jess will be a glad woman the neicht." + +The settlement was effected, and away went the two friends, saying: + +"Good-boye, vile count." + +Their host fell into thought. + +"When have I talked so much?" asked he of himself. + +"Dr. Aberford, you are a wonderful man; I like your lower classes +amazingly." + +"Me'fiez vous, Monsieur Ipsden!" should some mentor have said. + +As the Devil puts into a beginner's hands ace, queen, five trumps, to +give him a taste for whist, so these lower classes have perhaps put +forward one of their best cards to lead you into a false estimate of the +strength of their hand. + +Instead, however, of this, who should return, to disturb the equilibrium +of truth, but this Christina Johnstone? She came thoughtfully in, and +said: + +"I've been taking a thoucht, and this is no what yon gude physeecian +meaned; ye are no to fling your chaerity like a bane till a doeg; ye'll +gang yoursel to Jess Rutherford; Flucker Johnstone, that's my brother, +will convoy ye." + +"But how is your brother to know me?" + +"How? Because I'll gie him a sair sair hiding, if he lets ye gang by." + +Then she returned the one-pound note, a fresh settlement was effected, +and she left him. At the door she said: "And I am muckle obleeged to ye +for your story and your goodness." + +While uttering these words, she half kissed her hand to him, with a lofty +and disengaged gesture, such as one might expect from a queen, if queens +did not wear stays; and was gone. + +When his lordship, a few minutes after, sauntered out for a stroll, the +first object he beheld was an exact human square, a handsome boy, with a +body swelled out apparently to the size of a man's, with blue flannel, +and blue cloth above it, leaning against a wall, with his hands in his +pockets--a statuette of _insouciance._ + +This marine puff-ball was Flucker Johnstone, aged fourteen. + +Stain his sister's face with diluted walnut-juice, as they make the stage +gypsy and Red Indian (two animals imagined by actors to be one), and you +have Flucker's face. + +A slight moral distinction remains, not to be so easily got over, + +She was the best girl in the place, and he a baddish boy. + +He was, however, as sharp in his way as she was intelligent in hers. + +This youthful mariner allowed his lordship to pass him, and take twenty +steps, but watched him all the time, and compared him with a description +furnished him by his sister. + +He then followed, and brought him to, as he called it. + +"I daur say it's you I'm to convoy to yon auld faggitt!" said this +baddish boy. + +On they went, Flucker rolling and pitching and yawing to keep up with the +lordly galley, for a fisherman's natural waddle is two miles an hour. + +At the very entrance of Newhaven, the new pilot suddenly sung out, +"Starboard!" + +Starboard it was, and they ascended a filthy "close," or alley they +mounted a staircase which was out of doors, and, without knocking, +Flucker introduced himself into Jess Rutherford's house. + +"Here a gentleman to speak till ye, wife." + +CHAPTER III. + +THE widow was weather-beaten and rough. She sat mending an old net. + +"The gentleman's welcome," said she; but there was no gratification in +her tone, and but little surprise. + +His lordship then explained that, understanding there were worthy people +in distress, he was in hopes he might be permitted to assist them, and +that she must blame a neighbor of hers if he had broken in upon her too +abruptly with this object. He then, with a blush, hinted at ten +shillings, which he begged she would consider as merely an installment, +until he could learn the precise nature of her embarrassments, and the +best way of placing means at her disposal. + +The widow heard all this with a lackluster mind. + +For many years her life had been unsuccessful labor; if anything had ever +come to her, it had always been a misfortune; her incidents had been +thorns--her events, daggers. + +She could not realize a human angel coming to her relief, and she did not +realize it, and she worked away at her net. + +At this, Flucker, to whom his lordship's speech appeared monstrously weak +and pointless, drew nigh, and gave the widow, in her ear, his version, +namely, his sister's embellished. It was briefly this: That the gentleman +was a daft lord from England, who had come with the bank in his breeks, +to remove poverty from Scotland, beginning with her. "Sae speak loud +aneuch, and ye'll no want siller," was his polite corollary. + +His lordship rose, laid a card on a chair, begged her to make use of him, +et cetera; he then, recalling the oracular prescription, said, "Do me the +favor to apply to me for any little sum you have a use for, and, in +return, I will beg of you (if it does not bore you too much) to make me +acquainted with any little troubles you may have encountered in the +course of your life." + +His lordship, receiving no answer, was about to go, after bowing to her, +and smiling gracefully upon her. + +His hand was on the latch, when Jess Rutherford burst into a passion of +tears. + +He turned with surprise. + +"My _troubles,_ laddie," cried she, trembling all over. "The sun wad set, +and rise, and set again, ere I could tell ye a' the trouble I hae come +through. + +"Oh, ye need na vex yourself for an auld wife's tears; tears are a +blessin', lad, I shall assure ye. Mony's the time I hae prayed for them, +and could na hae them Sit ye doon! sit ye doon! I'll no let ye gang fra +my door till I hae thankit ye--but gie me time, gie me time. I canna +greet a' the days of the week." + +Flucker, _aetat._ 14, opened his eyes, unable to connect ten shillings +and tears. + +Lord Ipsden sat down, and felt very sorry for her. + +And she cried at her ease. + +If one touch of nature make the whole world kin, methinks that sweet and +wonderful thing, sympathy, is not less powerful. What frozen barriers, +what ice of centuries, it can melt in a moment! + +His bare mention of her troubles had surprised the widowed woman's heart, +and now she looked up and examined his countenance; it was soon done. + +A woman, young or old, high or low, can discern and appreciate +sensibility in a man's face, at a single glance. + +What she saw there was enough. She was sure of sympathy. She recalled her +resolve, and the tale of her sorrows burst from her like a flood. + +Then the old fishwife told the young aristocrat how she had borne twelve +children, and buried six as bairns; how her man was always unlucky; how a +mast fell on him, and disabled him a whole season; how they could but +just keep the pot boiling by the deep-sea fishing, and he was not allowed +to dredge for oysters, because his father was not a Newhaven man. How, +when the herring fishing came, to make all right, he never had another +man's luck; how his boat's crew would draw empty nets, and a boat +alongside him would be gunwale down in the water with the fish. How, at +last, one morning, the 20th day of November, his boat came in to Newhaven +Pier without him, and when he was inquired for, his crew said, "He had +stayed at home, like a lazy loon, and not sailed with them the night +before." How she was anxious, and had all the public houses searched. +"For he took a drop now and then, nae wonder, and him aye in the +weather." Poor thing! when he was alive she used to call him a drunken +scoundrel to his face. How, when the tide went down, a mad wife, whose +husband had been drowned twenty years ago, pointed out something under +the pier that the rest took for sea-weed floating--how it was the hair of +her man's head, washed about by the water, and he was there, drowned +without a cry or a struggle, by his enormous boots, that kept him in an +upright position, though he was dead; there he stood--dead--drowned by +slipping from the slippery pier, close to his comrades' hands, in a dark +and gusty night; how her daughter married, and was well to do, and +assisted her; how she fell into a rapid decline, and died, a picture of +health to inexperienced eyes. How she, the mother, saw and knew, and +watched the treacherous advance of disease and death; how others said +gayly, "Her daughter was better," and she was obliged to say, "Yes." How +she had worked, eighteen hours a day, at making nets; how, when she let +out her nets to the other men at the herring fishing, they always cheated +her, because her man was gone. How she had many times had to choose +between begging her meal and going to bed without it, but, thank Heaven! +she had always chosen the latter. + +She told him of hunger, cold, and anguish. As she spoke they became real +things to him; up to that moment they had been things in a story-book. +And as she spoke she rocked herself from side to side. + +Indeed, she was a woman "acquainted with grief." She might have said, +"Here I and sorrow sit. This is my throne, bid kings come and bow to it!" + +Her hearer felt this, and therefore this woman, poor, old, and ugly, +became sacred in his eye; it was with a strange sort of respect that he +tried to console her. He spoke to her in tones gentle and sweet as the +south wind on a summer evening. + +"Madam," said he, "let me be so happy as to bring you some comfort. The +sorrows of the heart I cannot heal; they are for a mightier hand; but a +part of your distress appears to have been positive need; that we can at +least dispose of, and I entreat you to believe that from this hour want +shall never enter that door again. Never! upon my honor!" + +The Scotch are icebergs, with volcanoes underneath; thaw the Scotch ice, +which is very cold, and you shall get to the Scotch fire, warmer than any +sun of Italy or Spain. + +His lordship had risen to go. The old wife had seemed absorbed in her own +grief; she now dried her tears. + +"Bide ye, sirr," said she, "till I thank ye." + +So she began to thank him, rather coldly and stiffly. + +"He says ye are a lord," said she; "I dinna ken, an' I dinna care; but +ye're a gentleman, I daur say, and a kind heart ye hae." + +Then she began to warm. + +"And ye'll never be a grain the poorer for the siller ye hae gien me; for +he that giveth to the poor lendeth to the Lord." + +Then she began to glow. + +"But it's no your siller; dinna think it--na, lad, na! Oh, fine! I ken +there's mony a supper for the bairns and me in yon bits metal; but I +canna feel your siller as I feel your winsome smile--the drop in your +young een--an' the sweet words ye gied me, in the sweet music o' your +Soothern tongue, Gude bless ye!" (Where was her ice by this time?) "Gude +bless ye! and I bless ye!" + +And she did bless him; and what a blessing it was; not a melodious +generality, like a stage parent's, or papa's in a damsel's novel. It was +like the son of Barak on Zophim. + +She blessed him, as one who had the power and the right to bless or +curse. + +She stood on the high ground of her low estate, and her afflictions--and +demanded of their Creator to bless the fellow-creature that had come to +her aid and consolation. + +This woman had suffered to the limits of endurance; yesterday she had +said, "Surely the Almighty does na _see_ me a' these years!" + +So now she blessed him, and her heart's blood seemed to gush into words. + +She blessed him by land and water. + +She knew most mortal griefs; for she had felt them. + +She warned them away from him one by one. + +She knew the joys of life; for she had felt their want. + +She summoned them one by one to his side. + +"And a fair wind to your ship," cried she, "and the storms aye ten miles +to leeward o' her." + +Many happy days, "an' weel spent," she wished him. + +"His love should love him dearly, or a better take her place." + +"Health to his side by day; sleep to his pillow by night." + +A thousand good wishes came, like a torrent of fire, from her lips, with +a power that eclipsed his dreams of human eloquence; and then, changing +in a moment from the thunder of a Pythoness to the tender music of some +poetess mother, she ended: + +"An' oh, my boenny, boenny lad, may ye be wi' the rich upon the airth a' +your days--AND WI' THE PUIR IN THE WARLD TO COME!" + +His lordship's tongue refused him the thin phrases of society. + +"Farewell for the present," said he, and he went quietly away. + +He paced thoughtfully home. + +He had drunk a fact with every sentence; and an idea with every fact. + +For the knowledge we have never realized is not knowledge to us--only +knowledge's shadow. + +With the banished duke, he now began to feel, "we are not alone unhappy." +This universal world contains other guess sorrows than yours, +viscount--_scilicet_ than unvarying health, unbroken leisure, and +incalculable income. + +Then this woman's eloquence! bless me! he had seen folk murmur politely +in the Upper House, and drone or hammer away at the Speaker down below, +with more heat than warmth. + +He had seen nine hundred wild beasts fed with peppered tongue, in a +menagerie called _L'Assemble' Nationale._ + +His ears had rung often enough, for that matter. This time his heart +beat. + +He had been in the principal courts of Europe; knew what a handful of +gentlefolks call "the World"; had experienced the honeyed words of +courtiers, the misty nothings of diplomatists, and the innocent prattle +of mighty kings. + +But hitherto he seemed to have undergone gibberish and jargon: + +Gibberish and jargon--Political! + +Gibberish and jargon--Social! + +Gibberish and jargon--Theological! + +Gibberish and jargon--Positive! + +People had been prating--Jess had spoken. + +But, it is to be observed, he was under the double effect of eloquence +and novelty; and, so situated, we overrate things, you know. + +That night he made a provision for this poor woman, in case he should die +before next week. + +"Who knows?" said he, "she is such an unlucky woman." Then he went to +bed, and whether from the widow's blessing, or the air of the place, he +slept like a plowboy. + +Leaving Richard, Lord Ipsden, to work out the Aberford problem--to +relieve poor people, one or two of whom, like the Rutherford, were +grateful, the rest acted it to the life--to receive now and then a visit +from Christina Johnstone, who borrowed every mortal book in his house, +who sold him fish, invariably cheated him by the indelible force of +habit, and then remorsefully undid the bargain, with a peevish entreaty +that "he would not be so green, for there was no doing business with +him"--to be fastened upon by Flucker, who, with admirable smoothness and +cunning, wormed himself into a cabin-boy on board the yacht, and +man-at-arms ashore. + +To cruise in search of adventures, and meet nothing but disappointments; +to acquire a browner tint, a lighter step, and a jacket, our story moves +for a while toward humbler personages. + + + +CHAPTER IV. + + +JESS RUTHERFORD, widow of Alexander Johnstone--for Newhaven wives, like +great artists, change their conditions without changing their names--was +known in the town only as a dour wife, a sour old carline. Whose fault? + +Do wooden faces and iron tongues tempt sorrow to put out its snails' +horns? + +She hardly spoke to any one, or any one to her, but four days after the +visit we have described people began to bend looks of sympathy on her, to +step out of their way to give her a kindly good-morrow; after a bit, fish +and meal used to be placed on her table by one neighbor or another, when +she was out, and so on. She was at first behindhand in responding to all +this, but by degrees she thawed to those who were thawing to her. Next, +Saunders called on her, and showed her a settlement, made for her +benefit, on certain lands in Lanarkshire. She was at ease for life. + +The Almighty had seen her all these years. + +But how came her neighbors to melt? + +Because a nobleman had visited her. + +Not exactly, dear novel-reader. + +This was it. + +That same night, by a bright fire lighting up snowy walls, burnished +copper, gleaming candlesticks, and a dinner-table floor, sat the mistress +of the house, Christie Johnstone, and her brother, Flucker. + +She with a book, he with his reflections opposite her. + +"Lassie, hae ye ony siller past ye?" + +"Ay, lad; an' I mean to keep it!" The baddish boy had registered a vow to +the contrary, and proceeded to bleed his flint (for to do Christie +justice the process was not very dissimilar). Flucker had a versatile +genius for making money; he had made it in forty different ways, by land +and sea, tenpence at a time. + +"I hae gotten the life o' Jess Rutherford till ye," said he. + +"Giest then." + +"I'm seeking half a crown for 't," said he. + +Now, he knew he should never get half a crown, but he also knew that if +he asked a shilling, he should be beaten down to fourpence. + +So half a crown was his first bode. + +The enemy, with anger at her heart, called up a humorous smile, and +saying, "An' ye'll get saxpence," went about some household matter; in +reality, to let her proposal rankle in Flucker. + +Flucker lighted his pipe slowly, as one who would not do a sister the +injustice to notice so trivial a proposition. + +He waited fresh overtures. + +They did not come. + +Christie resumed her book. + +Then the baddish boy fixed his eye on the fire, and said softly and +thoughtfully to the fire, "Hech, what a heap o' troubles yon woman has +come through." + +This stroke of art was not lost. Christie looked up from her book; +pretended he had spoken to her, gave a fictitious yawn, and renewed the +negotiation with the air of one disposed to kill time. + +She was dying for the story. + +Commerce was twice broken off and renewed by each power in turn. + +At last the bargain was struck at fourteen-pence. + +Then Flucker came out, the honest merchant. + +He had listened intently, with mercantile views. + +He had the widow's sorrows all off pat. + +He was not a bit affected himself, but by pure memory he remembered where +she had been most agitated or overcome. + +He gave it Christie, word for word, and even threw in what dramatists +call "the business," thus: + +"Here ye suld greet--" + +"Here ye'll play your hand like a geraffe." + +"Geraffe? That's a beast, I'm thinking." + +"Na; it's the thing on the hill that makes signals." + +"Telegraph, ye fulish goloshen!" + +"Oo ay, telegraph! Geraffe 's sunest said for a'." + +Thus Jess Rutherford's life came into Christie Johnstone's hands. + +She told it to a knot of natives next day; it lost nothing, for she was a +woman of feeling, and by intuition an artist of the tongue. She was the +best _raconteur_ in a place where there are a hundred, male and female, +who attempt that art. + +The next day she told it again, and then inferior narrators got hold of +it, and it soon circulated through the town. + +And this was the cause of the sudden sympathy with Jess Rutherford. + +As our prigs would say: + +"Art had adopted her cause and adorned her tale." + + +CHAPTER V. + +THE fishing village of Newhaven is an unique place; it is a colony that +retains distinct features; the people seldom intermarry with their Scotch +neighbors. + +Some say the colony is Dutch, some Danish, some Flemish. The character +and cleanliness of their female costume points rather to the latter. + +Fish, like horse-flesh, corrupts the mind and manners. + +After a certain age, the Newhaven fishwife is always a blackguard, and +ugly; but among the younger specimens, who have not traded too much, or +come into much contact with larger towns, a charming modesty, or else +slyness (such as no man can distinguish from it, so it answers every +purpose), is to be found, combined with rare grace and beauty. + +It is a race of women that the northern sun peachifies instead of +rosewoodizing. + +On Sundays the majority sacrifice appearance to fashion; these turn out +rainbows of silk, satin and lace. In the week they were all grace, and no +stays; now they seem all stays and no grace. They never look so ill as +when they change their "costume" for "dress." + +The men are smart fishermen, distinguished from the other fishermen of +the Firth chiefly by their "dredging song." + +This old song is money to them; thus: + +Dredging is practically very stiff rowing for ten hours. + +Now both the Newhaven men and their rivals are agreed that this song +lifts them through more work than untuned fishermen can manage. + +I have heard the song, and seen the work done to it; and incline to think +it helps the oar, not only by keeping the time true, and the spirit +alive, but also by its favorable action on the lungs. It is sung in a +peculiar way; the sound is, as it were, expelled from the chest in a sort +of musical ejaculations; and the like, we know, was done by the ancient +gymnasts; and is done by the French bakers, in lifting their enormous +dough, and by our paviors. + +The song, in itself, does not contain above seventy stock verses, but +these perennial lines are a nucleus, round which the men improvise the +topics of the day, giving, I know not for what reason, the preference to +such as verge upon indelicacy. + +The men and women are musical and narrative; three out of four can sing a +song or tell a story, and they omit few opportunities. + +Males and females suck whisky like milk, and are quarrelsome in +proportion. The men fight (round-handed), the women fleicht or scold, in +the form of a teapot--the handle fixed and the spout sawing the air. + +A singular custom prevails here. + +The maidens have only one sweetheart apiece!!! + +So the whole town is in pairs. + +The courting is all done on Saturday night, by the lady's fire. It is +hard to keep out of a groove in which all the town is running; and the +Johnstone had possessed, as mere property--a lad! + +She was so wealthy that few of them could pretend to aspire to her, so +she selected for her chattel a young man called Willy Liston; a youth of +an unhappy turn--he contributed nothing to hilarity, his face was a +kill-joy--nobody liked him; for this female reason Christie distinguished +him. + +He found a divine supper every Saturday night in her house; he ate, and +sighed! Christie fed him, and laughed at him. + +Flucker ditto. + +As she neither fed nor laughed at any other man, some twenty were +bitterly jealous of Willy Liston, and this gave the blighted youth a +cheerful moment or two. + +But the bright alliance received a check some months before our tale. + +Christie was _heluo librorum!_ and like others who have that taste, and +can only gratify it in the interval of manual exercise, she read very +intensely in her hours of study. A book absorbed her. She was like a +leech on these occasions, _non missura cutem._ Even Jean Carnie, her +co-adjutor or "neebor," as they call it, found it best to keep out of her +way till the book was sucked. + +One Saturday night Willy Liston's evil star ordained that a gentleman of +French origin and Spanish dress, called Gil Blas, should be the +Johnstone's companion. + +Willy Liston arrived. + +Christie, who had bolted the door, told him from the window, civilly +enough, but decidedly, "She would excuse his company that night." + +"Vara weel," said Willy, and departed. + +Next Saturday--no Willy came. + +Ditto the next. Willy was waiting the _amende._ + +Christie forgot to make it. + +One day she was passing the boats, Willy beckoned her mysteriously; he +led her to his boat, which was called "The Christie Johnstone"; by the +boat's side was a paint pot and brush. + +They had not supped together for five Saturdays. + +Ergo, Mr. Liston had painted out the first four letters of "Christie," he +now proceeded to paint out the fifth, giving her to understand, that, if +she allowed the whole name to go, a letter every blank Saturday, her +image would be gradually, but effectually, obliterated from the heart +Listonian. + +My reader has done what Liston did not, anticipate her answer. She +recommended him, while his hand was in, to paint out the entire name, +and, with white paint and a smaller brush, to substitute some other +female appellation. So saying, she tripped off. + +Mr. Liston on this was guilty of the following inconsistency; he pressed +the paint carefully out of the brush into the pot. Having thus economized +his material, he hurled the pot which contained his economy at "the +Johnstone," he then adjourned to the "Peacock," and "away at once with +love and reason." + +Thenceforth, when men asked who was Christie Johnstone's lad, the answer +used to be, "She's seeking ane." _Quelle horreur!!_ + +Newhaven doesn't know everything, but my intelligent reader suspects, +and, if confirming his suspicions can reconcile him to our facts, it will +soon be done. + +But he must come with us to Edinburgh; it's only three miles. + + + +CHAPTER VI. + + +A LITTLE band of painters came into Edinburgh from a professional walk. +Three were of Edinburgh--Groove, aged fifty; Jones and Hyacinth, young; +the latter long-haired. + +With them was a young Englishman, the leader of the expedition, Charles +Gatty. + +His step was elastic, and his manner wonderfully animated, without +loudness. + +"A bright day," said he. "The sun forgot where he was, and shone; +everything was in favor of art." + +"Oh, dear, no," replied old Groove, "not where I was" + +"Why, what was the matter?" + +"The flies kept buzzing and biting, and sticking in the work. That's the +worst of out o' doors!" + +"The flies! is that all? Swear the spiders in special constables next +time," cried Gatty. "We shall win the day;" and light shone into his +hazel eye. + +"The world will not always put up with the humbugs of the brush, who, to +imitate Nature, turn their back on her. Paint an out o' door scene +indoors! I swear by the sun it's a lie! the one stupid, impudent lie that +glitters among the lies of vulgar art, like Satan among Belial, Mammon +and all those beggars. + +"Now look here; the barren outlines of a scene must be looked at, to be +done; hence the sketching system slop-sellers of the Academy! but the +million delicacies of light, shade, and color can be trusted to memory, +can they? + +"It's a lie big enough to shake the earth out of her course; if any part +of the work could be trusted to memory or imagination, it happens to be +the bare outlines, and they can't. The million subtleties of light and +color; learn them by heart, and say them off on canvas! the highest angel +in the sky must have his eye upon them, and look devilish sharp, too, or +he shan't paint them. I give him Charles Gatty's word for that." + +"That's very eloquent, I call it," said Jones. + +"Yes," said poor old Groove, "the lad will never make a painter." + +"Yes, I shall, Groove; at least I hope so, but it must be a long time +first." + +"I never knew a painter who could talk and paint both," explained Mr. +Groove. + +"Very well," said Gatty. "Then I'll say but one word more, and it is +this. The artifice of painting is old enough to die; it is time the art +was born. Whenever it does come into the world, you will see no more dead +corpses of trees, grass and water, robbed of their life, the sunlight, +and flung upon canvas in a studio, by the light of a cigar, and a +lie--and--" + +"How much do you expect for your picture?" interrupted Jones. + +"What has that to do with it? With these little swords" (waving his +brush), "we'll fight for nature-light, truth light, and sunlight against +a world in arms--no, worse, in swaddling clothes." + +"With these little swerrds," replied poor old Groove, "we shall cut our +own throats if we go against people's prejudices." + +The young artist laughed the old daubster a merry defiance, and then +separated from the party, for his lodgings were down the street. + +He had not left them long, before a most musical voice was heard, crying: + +"A caallerr owoo!" + +And two young fishwives hove in sight. The boys recognized one of them as +Gatty's sweetheart. + +"Is he in love with her?" inquired Jones. + +Hyacinth the long-haired undertook to reply. + +"He loves her better than anything in the world except Art. Love and Art +are two beautiful things," whined Hyacinth. + +"She, too, is beautiful. I have done her," added he, with a simper. + +"In oil?" asked Groove. + +"In oil? no, in verse, here;" and he took out a paper. + +"Then hadn't we better cut? you might propose reading them," said poor +old Groove. + +"Have you any oysters?" inquired Jones of the Carnie and the Johnstone, +who were now alongside. + +"Plenty," answered Jean. "Hae ye ony siller?" + +The artists looked at one another, and didn't all speak at once. + +"I, madam," said old Groove, insinuatingly, to Christie, "am a friend of +Mr. Gatty's; perhaps, on that account, you would _lend_ me an oyster or +two." + +"Na," said Jean, sternly. + +"Hyacinth," said Jones, sarcastically, "give them your verses, perhaps +that will soften them." + +Hyacinth gave his verses, descriptive of herself, to Christie. This +youngster was one of those who mind other people's business. + +_Alienis studiis delectatus contempsit suum._ + +His destiny was to be a bad painter, so he wanted to be an execrable +poet. + +All this morning he had been doggreling, when he ought to have been +daubing; and now he will have to sup off a colored print, if he sups at +all. + +Christie read, blushed, and put the verses in her bosom. + +"Come awa, Custy," said Jean. + +"Hets," said Christie, "gie the puir lads twarree oysters, what the waur +will we be?" + +So they opened the oysters for them; and Hyacinth the long-haired looked +down on the others with sarcastico-benignant superiority. He had +conducted a sister art to the aid of his brother brushes. + +"The poet's empire, all our hearts allow; But doggrel's power was never +known till now." + + +CHAPTER VII. + +AT the commencement of the last chapter, Charles Gatty, artist, was going +to usher in a new state of things, true art, etc. Wales was to be painted +in Wales, not Poland Street. + +He and five or six more youngsters were to be in the foremost files of +truth, and take the world by storm. + +This was at two o'clock; it is now five; whereupon the posture of +affairs, the prospects of art, the face of the world, the nature of +things, are quite the reverse. + +In the artist's room, on the floor, was a small child, whose movements, +and they were many, were viewed with huge dissatisfaction by Charles +Gatty, Esq. This personage, pencil in hand, sat slouching and morose, +looking gloomily at his intractable model. + +Things were going on very badly; he had been waiting two hours for an +infantine pose as common as dirt, and the little viper would die first. + +Out of doors everything was nothing, for the sun was obscured, and to all +appearance extinguished forever. + +"Ah! Mr. Groove," cried he, to that worthy, who peeped in at that moment; +you are right, it is better to plow away upon canvas blindfold, as our +grandfathers--no, grandmothers--used, than to kill ourselves toiling +after such coy ladies as Nature and Truth." + +"Aweel, I dinna ken, sirr," replied Groove, in smooth tones. "I didna +like to express my warm approbation of you before the lads, for fear of +making them jealous." + +"They be-- No!" + +"I ken what ye wad say, sirr, an it wad hae been a vara just an' +sprightly observation. Aweel, between oursels, I look upon ye as a young +gentleman of amazing talent and moedesty. Man, ye dinna do yoursel +justice; ye should be in th' Academy, at the hede o' 't." + +"Mr. Groove, I am a poor fainting pilgrim on the road, where stronger +spirits have marched erect before me." + +"A faintin' pelgrim! Deil a frights o' ye, ye're a brisk and bonny lad. +Ah, sirr, in my juvenile days, we didna fash wi nature, and truth, an the +like." + +"The like! What is like nature and truth, except themselves?" + +"Vara true, sirr; vara true, and sae I doot I will never attain the +height o' profeeciency ye hae reached. An' at this vara moment, sir," +continued Groove, with delicious solemnity and mystery, "ye see before +ye, sir, a man wha is in maist dismal want--o' ten shellen!" (A pause.) +"If your superior talent has put ye in possession of that sum, ye would +obleege me infinitely by a temporary accommodation, Mr. Gaattie." + +"Why did you not come to the point at once?" cried Gatty, bruskly, +"instead of humbling me with undeserved praise. There." Groove held out +his hand, but made a wry face when, instead of money, Gatty put a sketch +into his hand. + +"There," said Gatty, "that is a lie!" + +"How can it be a lee?" said the other, with sour inadvertence. "How can +it be a lee, when I hae na spoken ?" + +"You don't understand me. That sketch is a libel on a poor cow and an +unfortunate oak-tree. I did them at the Academy. They had never done me +any wrong, poor things; they suffered unjustly. You take them to a shop, +swear they are a tree and a cow, and some fool, that never really looked +into a cow or a tree, will give you ten shillings for them." + +"Are ye sure, lad?" + +"I am sure. Mr. Groove, sir, if you can not sell a lie for ten shillings +you are not fit to live in this world; where is the lie that will not +sell for ten shillings?" + +"I shall think the better o' lees all my days; sir, your words are +inspeeriting." And away went Groove with the sketch. + +Gatty reflected and stopped him. + +"On second thoughts, Groove, you must not ask ten shillings; you must ask +twenty pounds for that rubbish." + +"Twenty pund! What for will I seek twenty pund?" + +"Simply because people that would not give you ten shillings for it will +offer you eleven pounds for it if you ask twenty pounds." + +"The fules," roared Groove. "Twenty pund! hem!" He looked closer into it. +"For a'," said he, "I begin to obsairve it is a work of great merit. I'll +seek twenty pund, an' I'll no tak less than fifteen schell'n, at +present." + +The visit of this routine painter did not cheer our artist. + +The small child got a coal and pounded the floor with it like a machine +incapable of fatigue. So the wished-for pose seemed more remote than +ever. + +The day waxed darker instead of lighter; Mr. Gatty's reflections took +also a still more somber hue. + +"Even Nature spites us," thought he, "because we love her." + +"Then cant, tradition, numbers, slang and money are against us; the least +of these is singly a match for truth; we shall die of despair or paint +cobwebs in Bedlam; and I am faint, weary of a hopeless struggle; and one +man's brush is truer than mine, another's is bolder--my hand and eye are +not in tune. Ah! no! I shall never, never, never be a painter." + +These last words broke audibly from him as his head went down almost to +his knees. + +A hand was placed on his shoulder as a flake of snow falls on the water. +It was Christie Johnstone, radiant, who had glided in unobserved. + +"What's wrang wi' ye, my lad?" + +"The sun is gone to the Devil, for one thing." + +"Hech! hech! ye'll no be long ahint him; div ye no think shame." + +"And I want that little brute just to do so, and he'd die first." + +"Oh, ye villain, to ca' a bairn a brute; there's but ae brute here, an' +it's no you, Jamie, nor me--is it, my lamb?" + +She then stepped to the window. + +"It's clear to windward; in ten minutes ye'll hae plenty sun. Tak your +tools noo." And at the word she knelt on the floor, whipped out a paper +of sugar-plums and said to him she had christened "Jamie." "Heb! Here's +sweeties till ye." Out went Jamie's arms, as if he had been a machine and +she had pulled the right string. + +"Ah, that will do," said Gatty, and sketched away. + +Unfortunately, Jamie was quickly arrested on the way to immortality by +his mother, who came in, saying: + +"I maun hae my bairn--he canna be aye wasting his time here." + +This sally awakened the satire that ever lies ready in piscatory bosoms. + +"Wasting his time! ye're no blate. Oh, ye'll be for taking him to the +college to laern pheesick--and teach maenners." + +"Ye need na begin on me," said the woman. "I'm no match for Newhaven." + +So saying she cut short the dispute by carrying off the gristle of +contention. + +"Another enemy to art," said Gatty, hurling away his pencil. + +The young fishwife inquired if there were any more griefs. What she had +heard had not accounted, to her reason, for her companion's depression. + +"Are ye sick, laddy?" said she. + +"No, Christie, not sick, but quite, quite down in the mouth." + +She scanned him thirty seconds. + +What had ye till your dinner?" + +"I forget." + +"A choep, likely?" + +"I think it was." + +"Or maybe it was a steak?" + +"I dare say it was a steak." + +"Taste my girdle cake, that I've brought for ye." + +She gave him a piece; he ate it rapidly, and looked gratefully at her. + +"Noo, div ye no think shame to look me in the face? Ye hae na dined ava." +And she wore an injured look. + +"Sit ye there; it's ower late for dinner, but ye'll get a cup tea. Doon +i' the mooth, nae wonder, when naething gangs doon your--" + +In a minute she placed a tea-tray, and ran into the kitchen with a +teapot. + +The next moment a yell was heard, and she returned laughing, with another +teapot. + +"The wife had maskit tea till hersel'," said this lawless forager. + +Tea and cake on the table--beauty seated by his side--all in less than a +minute. + +He offered her a piece of cake. + +"Na! I am no for any." + +"Nor I then," said he. + +"Hets! eat, I tell ye." + +He replied by putting a bit to her heavenly mouth. + +"Ye're awfu' opinionated," said she, with a countenance that said nothing +should induce her, and eating it almost contemporaneously. + +"Put plenty sugar," added she, referring to the Chinese infusion; "mind, +I hae a sweet tooth." + +"You have a sweet set," said he, approaching another morsel. + +They showed themselves by way of smile, and confirmed the accusation. + +"Aha! lad," answered she; "they've been the death o' mony a herrin'!" + +"Now, what does that mean in English, Christie?" + +"My grinders--(a full stop.) + +"Which you approve--(a full stop.) + +"Have been fatal--(a full stop.) + +"To many fishes!" + +Christie prided herself on her English, which she had culled from books. + +Then he made her drink from the cup, and was ostentatious in putting his +lips to the same part of the brim. + +Then she left the table, and inspected all things. + +She came to his drawers, opened one, and was horror-struck. + +There were coats and trousers, with their limbs interchangeably +intertwined, waistcoats, shirts, and cigars, hurled into chaos. + +She instantly took the drawer bodily out, brought it, leaned it against +the tea-table, pointed silently into it, with an air of majestic +reproach, and awaited the result. + +"I can find whatever I want," said the unblushing bachelor, "except +money." + +"Siller does na bide wi' slovens! hae ye often siccan a gale o' wind in +your drawer?" + +"Every day! Speak English!" + +"Aweel! How _do_ you _do?_ that's Ennglish! I daur say." + +"Jolly!" cried he, with his mouth full. Christie was now folding up and +neatly arranging his clothes. + +"Will you ever, ever be a painter?" + +"I am a painter! I could paint the Devil pea-green!" + +"Dinna speak o' yon lad, Chairles, it's no canny." + +"No! I am going to paint an angel; the prettiest, cleverest girl in +Scotland, 'The Snowdrop of the North.'" + +And he dashed into his bedroom to find a canvas. + +"Hech!" reflected Christie. "Thir Ennglish hae flattering tongues, as +sure as Dethe; 'The Snawdrap o' the Norrth!'" + + +CHAPTER VIII. + + +GATTY'S back was hardly turned when a visitor arrived, and inquired, "Is +Mr. Gatty at home?" + +"What's your will wi' him?" was the Scottish reply. + +"Will you give him this?" + +" What est?" + +"Are you fond of asking questions?" inquired the man. + +"Ay! and fules canna answer them," retorted Christie. + +The little document which the man, in retiring, left with Christie +Johnstone purported to come from one Victoria, who seemed, at first +sight, disposed to show Charles Gatty civilities. "Victoria--to Charles +Gatty, greeting! (salutem)." Christie was much struck with this instance +of royal affability; she read no further, but began to think, "Victoree! +that's the queen hersel. A letter fra the queen to a painter lad! Picters +will rise i' the mairket--it will be an order to paint the bairns. I hae +brought him luck; I am real pleased." And on Gatty's return, canvas in +hand, she whipped the document behind her, and said archly, "I hae +something for ye, a tecket fra a leddy, ye'll no want siller fra this +day." + +"Indeed!" + +"Ay! indeed, fra a great leddy; it's vara gude o' me to gie ye it; heh! +tak it." + +He did take it, looked stupefied, looked again, sunk into a chair, and +glared at it. + +"Laddy!" said Christie. + +"This is a new step on the downward path," said the poor painter. + +"Is it no an orrder to paint the young prence?" said Christie, faintly. + +"No!" almost shrieked the victim. "It's a writ! I owe a lot of money. + +"Oh, Chairles!" + +"See! I borrowed sixty pounds six months ago of a friend, so now I owe +eighty!" + +"All right!" giggled the unfriendly visitor at the door, whose departure +had been more or less fictitious. + +Christie, by an impulse, not justifiable, but natural, drew her +oyster-knife out, and this time the man really went away. + +"Hairtless mon!" cried she, "could he no do his am dirrty work, and no +gar me gie the puir lad th' action, and he likeit me sae weel!" and she +began to whimper. + +"And love you more now," said he; "don't you cry, dear, to add to my +vexation." + +"Na! I'll no add to your vexation," and she gulped down her tears. + +"Besides, I have pictures painted worth two hundred pounds; this is only +for eighty. To be sure you can't sell them for two hundred pence when you +want. So I shall go to jail, but they won't keep me long. + +Then he took a turn, and began to fall into the artistic, or true view of +matters, which, indeed, was never long absent from him. + +"Look here, Christie," said he, "I am sick of conventional assassins, +humbugging models, with dirty beards, that knit their brows, and try to +look murder; they never murdered so much as a tom-cat. I always go in for +the real thing, and here I shall find it." + +"Dinna gang in there, lad, for ony favor." + +"Then I shall find the accessories of a picture I have in my head--chains +with genuine rust and ancient mouldering stones with the stains of time." +His eye brightened at the prospect. + +"You among fiefs, and chains, and stanes! Ye'll break my hairt, laddy, +ye'll no be easy till you break my hairt." And this time the tears would +not be denied. + +"I love you for crying; don't cry;" and he fished from the chaotic drawer +a cambric handkerchief, with which he dried her tears as they fell. + +It is my firm belief she cried nearly twice as much as she really wanted +to; she contrived to make the grief hers, the sympathy his. Suddenly she +stopped, and said: + +"I'm daft; ye'll accept a lane o' the siller fra me, will ye no?" + +"No!" said he. "And where could you find eighty pound?" + +"Auchty pund," cried she, "it's no auchty pund that will ding Christie +Johnstone, laddy. I hae boats and nets worth twa auchtys; and I hae forty +pund laid by; and I hae seven hundred pund at London, but that I canna +meddle. My feyther lent it the king or the queen, I dinna justly mind; +she pays me the interest twice the year. Sac ye ken I could na be sae +dirty as seek my siller, when she pays me th' interest. To the very day, +ye ken. She's just the only one o' a' my debtors that's hoenest, but +never heed, ye'll no gang to jail." + +"I'll hold my tongue, and sacrifice my pictures," thought Charles. + +"Cheer up!" said Christie, mistaking the nature of his thoughts, "for it +did na come fra Victoree hersel'. It wad smell o' the musk, ye ken. Na, +it's just a wheen blackguards at London that makes use o' her name to +torment puir folk. Wad she pairsecute a puir lad? No likely." + +She then asked questions, some of which were embarrassing. One thing he +could never succeed in making her understand, how, since it was sixty +pounds he borrowed, it could be eighty pounds he owed. + +Then once more she promised him her protection, bade him be of good +cheer, and left him. + +At the door she turned, and said: "Chairles, here's an auld wife seeking +ye," and vanished. + +These two young people had fallen acquainted at a Newhaven wedding. +Christie, belonging to no one, had danced with him all the night, they +had walked under the stars to cool themselves, for dancing reels, with +heart and soul, is not quadrilling. + +Then he had seen his beautiful partner in Edinburgh, and made a sketch of +her, which he gave her; and by and by he used to run down to Newhaven, +and stroll up and down a certain green lane near the town. + +Next, on Sunday evenings, a long walk together, and then it came to +visits at his place now and then. + +And here. Raphael and Fornarina were inverted, our artist used to work, +and Christie tell him stories the while. + +And, as her voice curled round his heart, he used to smile and look, and +lay inspired touches on his subject. + +And she, an artist of the tongue (without knowing herself one), used to +make him grave, or gay, or sad, at will, and watch the effect of her art +upon his countenance; and a very pretty art it is--the _viva voce_ +story-teller's--and a rare one among the nations of Europe. + +Christie had not learned it in a day; when she began, she used to tell +them like the other Newhaven people, with a noble impartiality of detail, +wearisome to the hearer. + +But latterly she had learned to seize the salient parts of a narrative; +her voice had compass, and, like all fine speakers, she traveled over a +great many notes in speaking; her low tones were gorgeously rich, her +upper tones full and sweet; all this, and her beauty, made the hours she +gave him very sweet to our poor artist. + +He was wont to bask in her music, and tell her in return how he loved +her, and how happy they were both to be as soon as he had acquired a +name, for a name was wealth, he told her. And although Christie Johnstone +did not let him see how much she took all this to heart and believed it, +it was as sweet music to her as her own honeysuckle breath to him. + +She improved him. + +He dropped cigars, and medical students, and similar abominations. + +Christie's cool, fresh breath, as she hung over him while painting, +suggested to him that smoking might, peradventure, be a sin against +nature as well as against cleanliness. + +And he improved her; she learned from art to look into nature (the usual +process of mind). + +She had noticed too little the flickering gold of the leaves at evening, +the purple hills, and the shifting stories and glories of the sky; but +now, whatever she saw him try to imitate, she learned to examine. She was +a woman, and admired sunset, etc., for this boy's sake, and her whole +heart expanded with a new sensation that softened her manner to all the +world, and brightened her personal rays. + +This charming picture of mutual affection had hitherto been admired only +by those who figured in it. + +But a visitor had now arrived on purpose to inspect it, etc., attracted +by report. + +A friend had considerately informed Mrs. Gatty, the artist's mother, and +she had instantly started from Newcastle. + +This was the old lady Christie discovered on the stairs. + +Her sudden appearance took her son's breath away. + +No human event was less likely than that she should be there, yet there +she was. + +After the first surprise and affectionate greetings, a misgiving crossed +him, "she must know about the writ"--it was impossible; but our minds are +so constituted--when we are guilty, we fear that others know what we +know. Now Gatty was particularly anxious she should not know about this +writ, for he had incurred the debt by acting against her advice. + +Last year he commenced a picture in which was Durham Cathedral; his +mother bade him stay quietly at home, and paint the cathedral and its +banks from a print, "as any other painter would," observed she. + +But this was not the lad's system; he spent five months on the spot, and +painted his picture, but he had to borrow sixty pounds to do this; the +condition of this loan was, that in six months he should either pay +eighty pounds, or finish and hand over a certain half-finished picture. + +He did neither; his new subject thrust aside his old one, and he had no +money, ergo, his friend, a picture-dealer, who had found artists slippery +in money matters, followed him up sharp, as we see. + +"There is nothing the matter, I hope, mother. What is it?" + +"I'm tired, Charles." He brought her a seat; she sat down. + +"I did not come from Newcastle, at my age, for nothing; you have formed +an improper acquaintance." + +"I, who? Is it Jack Adams?" + +"Worse than any Jack Adams!" + +"Who can that be? Jenkyns, mother, because he does the same things as +Jack, and pretends to be religious." + +"It is a female--a fishwife. Oh, my son!" + +"Christie Johnstone an improper acquaintance," said he; "why! I was good +for nothing till I knew her; she has made me so good, mother; so steady, +so industrious; you will never have to find fault with me again." + +"Nonsense--a woman that sells fish in the streets!" + +"But you have not seen her. She is beautiful, her mind is not in fish; +her mind grasps the beautiful and the good--she is a companion for +princes! What am I that she wastes a thought or a ray of music on me? +Heaven bless her. She reads our best authors, and never forgets a word; +and she tells me beautiful stories--sometimes they make me cry, for her +voice is a music that goes straight to my heart." + +"A woman that does not even wear the clothes of a lady." + +"It is the only genuine costume in these islands not beneath a painter's +notice." + +"Look at me, Charles; at your mother." + +"Yes, mother," said he, nervously. + +"You must part with her, or kill me." + +He started from his seat and began to flutter up and down the room; poor +excitable creature. "Part with her!" cried he; "I shall never be a +painter if I do; what is to keep my heart warm when the sun is hid, when +the birds are silent, when difficulty looks a mountain and success a +molehill? What is an artist without love? How is he to bear up against +his disappointments from within, his mortification from without? the +great ideas he has and cannot grasp, and all the forms of ignorance that +sting him, from stupid insensibility down to clever, shallow criticism?" + +"Come back to common sense," said the old lady, coldly and grimly. + +He looked uneasy. Common sense had often been quoted against him, and +common sense had always proved right. + +"Come back to common sense. She shall not be your mistress, and she +cannot bear your name; you must part some day, because you cannot come +together, and now is the best time." + +"Not be together? all our lives, all our lives, ay," cried he, rising +into enthusiasm, "hundreds of years to come will we two be together +before men's eyes--I will be an immortal painter, that the world and time +may cherish the features I have loved. I love her, mother," added he, +with a tearful tenderness that ought to have reached a woman's heart; +then flushing, trembling, and inspired, he burst out, "And I wish I was a +sculptor and a poet too, that Christie might live in stone and verse, as +well as colors, and all who love an art might say, 'This woman cannot +die, Charles Gatty loved her.'" + +He looked in her face; he could not believe any creature could be +insensible to his love, and persist to rob him of it. + +The old woman paused, to let his eloquence evaporate. + +The pause chilled him; then gently and slowly, but emphatically, she +spoke to him thus: + +"Who has kept you on her small means ever since you were ten years and +seven months old?" + +"You should know, mother, dear mother." + +"Answer me, Charles." + +"My mother." + +"Who has pinched herself, in every earthly thing, to make you an immortal +painter, and, above all, a gentleman?" + +"My mother." + +"Who forgave you the little faults of youth, before you could ask +pardon?" + +"My mother! Oh, mother, I ask pardon now for all the trouble I ever gave +the best, the dearest, the tenderest of mothers." + +"Who will go home to Newcastle, a broken-hearted woman, with the one hope +gone that has kept her up in poverty and sorrow so many weary years, if +this goes on?" + +"Nobody, I hope." + +"Yes, Charles; your mother." + +"Oh, mother; you have been always my best friend." + +"And am this day." + +"Do not be my worst enemy now. It is for me to obey you; but it is for +you to think well before you drive me to despair." + +And the poor womanish heart leaned his head on the table, and began to +sorrow over his hard fate. + +Mrs. Gatty soothed him. "It need not be done all in a moment. It must be +done kindly, but firmly. I will give you as much time as you like." + +This bait took; the weak love to temporize. + +It is doubtful whether he honestly intended to part with Christie +Johnstone; but to pacify his mother he promised to begin and gradually +untie the knot. + +"My mother will go," whispered his deceitful heart, "and, when she is +away, perhaps I shall find out that in spite of every effort I cannot +resign my treasure." + +He gave a sort of half-promise for the sake of peace. + +His mother instantly sent to the inn for her boxes. + +"There is a room in this same house," said she, "I will take it; I will +not hurry you, but until it is done, I stay here, if it is a twelvemonth +about." + +He turned pale. + +"And now hear the good news I have brought you from Newcastle." + +Oh! these little iron wills, how is a great artist to fight three hundred +and sixty-five days against such an antagonist? + +Every day saw a repetition of these dialogues, in which genius made +gallant bursts into the air, and strong, hard sense caught him on his +descent, and dabbed glue on his gauzy wings. + +Old age and youth see life so differently. To youth, it is a story-book, +in which we are to command the incidents, and be the bright exceptions to +one rule after another. + +To age it is an almanac, in which everything will happen just as it has +happened so many times. + +To youth, it is a path through a sunny meadow. + +To age, a hard turnpike: + +Whose travelers must be all sweat and dust, when they are not in mud and +drenched: + +Which wants mending in many places, and is mended with sharp stones. + +Gatty would not yield to go down to Newhaven and take a step against his +love, but he yielded so far as to remain passive, and see whether this +creature was necessary to his existence or not. Mrs. G. scouted the idea. +"He was to work, and he would soon forget her." Poor boy! he wanted to +work; his debt weighed on him; a week's resolute labor might finish his +first picture and satisfy his creditor. The subject was an interior. He +set to work, he stuck to work, he glued to work, his body--but his heart? + +Ah, my poor fellow, a much slower horse than Gatty will go by you, ridden +as you are by a leaden heart. + +Tu nihil invita facies pingesve Minerva. + + +It would not lower a mechanical dog's efforts, but it must yours. + +He was unhappy. He heard only one side for days; that side was +recommended by his duty, filial affection, and diffidence of his own good +sense. + +He was brought to see his proceedings were eccentric, and that it is +destruction to be eccentric. + +He was made a little ashamed of what he had been proud of. + +He was confused and perplexed; he hardly knew what to think or do; he +collapsed, and all his spirit was fast leaving him, and then he felt +inclined to lean on the first thing he could find, and nothing came to +hand but his mother. + +Meantime, Christie Johnstone was also thinking of him, but her single +anxiety was to find this eighty pounds for him. + +It is a Newhaven idea that the female is the natural protector of the +male, and this idea was strengthened in her case. + +She did not fully comprehend his character and temperament, but she saw, +by instinct, that she was to be the protector. Besides, as she was +twenty-one, and he only twenty-two, she felt the difference between +herself, a woman, and him, a boy, and to leave him to struggle unaided +out of his difficulties seemed to her heartless. + +Twice she opened her lips to engage the charitable "vile count" in his +cause, but shame closed them again; this would be asking a personal +favor, and one on so large a scale. + +Several days passed thus; she had determined not to visit him without +good news. + +She then began to be surprised, she heard nothing from him. + +And now she felt something that prevented her calling on him. + +But Jean Carnie was to be married, and the next day the wedding party +were to spend in festivity upon the island of Inch Coombe. + +She bade Jean call on him, and, without mentioning her, invite him to +this party, from which, he must know, she would not be absent. + +Jean Carnie entered his apartment, and at her entrance his mother, who +took for granted this was his sweetheart, whispered in his ear that he +should now take the first step, and left him. + +What passed between Jean Carnie and Charles Gatty is for another chapter. + + + +CHAPTER IX. + + +A YOUNG viscount with income and person cannot lie _perdu_ three miles +from Edinburgh. + +First one discovers him, then another, then twenty, then all the world, +as the whole clique is modestly called. + +Before, however, Lord Ipsden was caught, he had acquired a browner tint, +a more elastic step, and a stouter heart. + +The Aberford prescription had done wonders for him. + +He caught himself passing one whole day without thinking of Lady Barbara +Sinclair. + +But even Aberford had misled him; there were no adventures to be found in +the Firth of Forth; most of the days there was no wind to speak of; twice +it blew great guns, and the men were surprised at his lordship going out, +but nobody was in any danger except himself; the fishermen had all +slipped into port before matters were serious. + +He found the merchantmen that could sail creeping on with three reefs in +their mainsail; and the Dutchmen lying to and breasting it, like ducks in +a pond, and with no more chance of harm. + +On one of these occasions he did observe a little steam-tug, going about +a knot an hour, and rolling like a washing-tub. He ran down to her, and +asked if he could assist her; she answered, through the medium of a sooty +animal at her helm, that she was (like our universities) "satisfied with +her own progress"; she added, being under intoxication, "that, if any +danger existed, her scheme was to drown it in the bo-o-owl;" and two days +afterward he saw her puffing and panting, and fiercely dragging a +gigantic three-decker out into deep water, like an industrious flea +pulling his phaeton. + +And now it is my office to relate how Mr. Flucker Johnstone comported +himself on one occasion. + +As the yacht worked alongside Granton Pier, before running out, the said +Flucker calmly and scientifically drew his lordship's attention to three +points: + +The direction of the wind--the force of the wind--and his opinion, as a +person experienced in the Firth, that it was going to be worse instead of +better; in reply, he received an order to step forward to his place in +the cutter--the immediate vicinity of the jib-boom. On this, Mr. Flucker +instantly burst into tears. + +His lordship, or, as Flucker called him ever since the yacht came down, +"the skipper," deeming that the higher appellation, inquired, with some +surprise, what was the matter with the boy. + +One of the crew, who, by the by, squinted, suggested, "It was a slight +illustration of the passion of fear." + +Flucker confirmed the theory by gulping out: "We'll never see Newhaven +again." + +On this the skipper smiled, and ordered him ashore, somewhat +peremptorily. + +Straightway he began to howl, and, saying, "It was better to be drowned +than be the laughing-stock of the place," went forward to his place; on +his safe return to port, this young gentleman was very severe on open +boats, which, he said "bred womanish notions in hearts naturally +dauntless. Give me a lid to the pot," added he, "and I'll sail with Old +Nick, let the wind blow high or low." + +The Aberford was wrong when he called love a cutaneous disorder. + +There are cutaneous disorders that take that name, but they are no more +love than verse is poetry; + +Than patriotism is love of country; + +Than theology is religion; + +Than science is philosophy; + +Than paintings are pictures; + +Than reciting on the boards is acting; + +Than physic is medicine + +Than bread is bread, or gold gold--in shops. + +Love is a state of being; the beloved object is our center; and our +thoughts, affections, schemes and selves move but round it. + +We may diverge hither or thither, but the golden thread still holds us. + +Is fair or dark beauty the fairest? The world cannot decide; but love +shall decide in a moment. + +A halo surrounds her we love, and makes beautiful to us her movements, +her looks, her virtues, her faults, her nonsense, her affectation and +herself; and that's love, doctor! + +Lord Ipsden was capable of loving like this; but, to do Lady Barbara +justice, she had done much to freeze the germ of noble passion; she had +not killed, but she had benumbed it. + +"Saunders," said Lord Ipsden, one morning after breakfast, "have you +entered everything in your diary?" + +"Yes, my lord." + +"All these good people's misfortunes?" + +"Yes, my lord." + +"Do you think you have spelled their names right?" + +"Where it was impossible, my lord, I substituted an English appellation, +hidentical in meaning." + +"Have you entered and described my first interview with Christie +Johnstone, and somebody something?" + +"Most minutely, my lord." + +"How I turned Mr. Burke into poetry--how she listened with her eyes all +glistening--how they made me talk--how she dropped a tear, he! he! he! at +the death of the first baron--how shocked she was at the king striking +him when he was dying, to make a knight-banneret of the poor old fellow?" + +"Your lordship will find all the particulars exactly related," said +Saunders, with dry pomp. + +"How she found out that titles are but breath--how I answered--some +nonsense?" + +"Your lordship will find all the topics included." + +"How she took me for a madman? And you for a prig?" + +"The latter circumstance eluded my memory, my lord." + +"But when I told her I must relieve only one poor person by day, she took +my hand." + +"Your lordship will find all the items realized in this book, my lord." + +"What a beautiful book!" + +"Alba are considerably ameliorated, my lord." + +"Alba?" + +"Plural of album, my lord," explained the refined factotum, "more +delicate, I conceive, than the vulgar reading." + +Viscount Ipsden read from + +"MR. SAUNDERS'S ALBUM. + +"To illustrate the inelegance of the inferior classes, two juvenile +venders of the piscatory tribe were this day ushered in, and +instantaneously, without the accustomed preliminaries, plunged into a +familiar conversation with Lord Viscount Ipsden. + +"Their vulgarity, shocking and repulsive to myself, appeared to afford +his lordship a satisfaction greater than he derives from the graceful +amenities of fashionable association--" + +~ "Saunders, I suspect you of something." + +"Me, my lord!" + +"Yes. Writing in an annual." + +"I do, my lord," said he, with benignant _hauteur._ "It appears every +month--_The Polytechnic."_ + +"I thought so! you are polysyllabic, Saunders; _en route!"_ + +~ "In this hallucination I find it difficult to participate; associated +from infancy with the aristocracy, I shrink, like the sensitive plant, +from contact with anything vulgar." + +~ "I see! I begin to understand you, Saunders. Order the dog-cart, and +Wordsworth's mare for leader; we'll give her a trial. You are an ass, +Saunders." + +"Yes, my lord; I will order Robert to tell James to come for your +lordship's commands about your lordship's vehicles. (What could he intend +by a recent observation of a discourteous character?)" + +His lordship soliloquized. + +"I never observed it before, but Saunders is an ass! La Johnstone is one +of Nature's duchesses, and she has made me know some poor people that +will be richer than the rich one day; and she has taught me that honey is +to be got from bank-notes--by merely giving them away." + +Among the objects of charity Lord Ipsden discovered was one Thomas +Harvey, a maker and player of the violin. This man was a person of great +intellect; he mastered every subject he attacked. By a careful +examination of all the points that various fine-toned instruments had in +common, he had arrived at a theory of sound; he made violins to +correspond, and was remarkably successful in insuring that which had been +too hastily ascribed to accident--a fine tone. + +This man, who was in needy circumstances, demonstrated to his lordship +that ten pounds would make his fortune; because with ten pounds he could +set up a shop, instead of working out of the world's sight in a room. + +Lord Ipsden gave him ten pounds! + +A week after, he met Harvey, more ragged and dirty than before. + +Harvey had been robbed by a friend whom he had assisted. Poor Harvey! +Lord Ipsden gave him ten pounds more! + +Next week, Saunders, entering Harvey's house, found him in bed at noon, +because he had no clothes to wear. + +Saunders suggested that it would be better to give his wife the next +money, with strict orders to apply it usefully. + +This was done! + +The next day, Harvey, finding his clothes upon a chair, his tools +redeemed from pawn, and a beefsteak ready for his dinner, accused his +wife of having money, and meanly refusing him the benefit of it. She +acknowledged she had a little, and appealed to the improved state of +things as a proof that she knew better than he the use of money. He +demanded the said money. She refused--he leathered her--she put him in +prison. + +This was the best place for him. The man was a drunkard, and all the +riches of Egypt would never have made him better off. + +And here, gentlemen of the lower classes, a word with you. How can you, +with your small incomes, hope to be well off, if you are more extravagant +than those who have large ones? + +"Us extravagant?" you reply. + +Yes! your income is ten shillings a week; out of that you spend three +shillings in drink; ay! you, the sober ones. You can't afford it, my +boys. Find me a man whose income is a thousand a year; well, if he +imitates you, and spends three hundred upon sensuality, I bet you the odd +seven hundred he does not make both ends meet; the proportion is too +great. And _two-thirds of the distress of the lower orders is owing to +this--that they are more madly prodigal than the rich; in the worst, +lowest and most dangerous item of all human prodigality!_ + +Lord Ipsden went to see Mrs. Harvey; it cost him much to go; she lived in +the Old Town, and he hated disagreeable smells; he also knew from +Saunders that she had two black eyes, and he hated women with black eyes +of that sort. But this good creature did go; did relieve Mrs. Harvey; +and, bare-headed, suffered himself to be bedewed ten minutes by her +tearful twaddle. + +For once Virtue was rewarded. Returning over the North Bridge, he met +somebody whom but for his charity he would not have met. + +He came in one bright moment plump upon--Lady Barbara Sinclair. She +flushed, he trembled, and in two minutes he had forgotten every human +event that had passed since he was by her side. + +She seemed pleased to see him, too; she ignored entirely his obnoxious +proposal; he wisely took her cue, and so, on this secret understanding, +they were friends. He made his arrangements, and dined with her family. +It was a family party. In the evening Lady Barbara allowed it to +transpire that she had made inquiries about him. + +(He was highly flattered.) And she had discovered he was lying hid +somewhere in the neighborhood. + +"Studying the guitar?" inquired she. + +"No," said he, "studying a new class of the community. Do you know any of +what they call the 'lower classes'?" + +"Yes." + +"Monstrous agreeable people, are they not?" + +"No, very stupid! I only know two old women--except the servants, who +have no characters. They imitate us, I suspect, which does not say much +for their taste." + +"But some of my friends are young women; that makes all the difference." + +"It does! and you ought to be ashamed. If you want a low order of mind, +why desert our own circle?" + +"My friends are only low in station; they have rather lofty minds, some +of them." + +"Well, amuse yourself with these lofty minds. Amusement is the end of +being, you know, and the aim of all the men of this day." + +"We imitate the ladies," said he, slyly. + +"You do," answered she, very dryly; and so the dialogue went on, and Lord +Ipsden found the pleasure of being with his cousin compensate him fully +for the difference of their opinions; in fact, he found it simply amusing +that so keen a wit as his cousins s could be entrapped into the humor of +decrying the time one happens to live in, and admiring any epoch one +knows next to nothing about, and entrapped by the notion of its +originality, above all things; the idea being the stale commonplace of +asses in every age, and the manner of conveying the idea being a mere +imitation of the German writers, not the good ones, _bien entendu,_ but +the quill-drivers, the snobs of the Teutonic pen. + +But he was to learn that follies are not always laughable, that _eadem +sentire_ is a bond, and that, when a clever and pretty woman chooses to +be a fool, her lover, if he is wise, will be a greater--if he can. + +The next time they met, Lord Ipsden found Lady Barbara occupied with a +gentleman whose first sentence proclaimed him a pupil of Mr. Thomas +Carlyle, and he had the mortification to find that she had neither an ear +nor an eye for him. + +Human opinion has so many shades that it is rare to find two people +agree. + +But two people may agree wonderfully, if they will but let a third think +for them both. + +Thus it was that these two ran so smoothly in couples. + +Antiquity, they agreed, was the time when the world was old, its hair +gray, its head wise. Every one that said, "Lord, Lord!" two hundred years +ago was a Christian. There were no earnest men now; Williams, the +missionary, who lived and died for the Gospel, was not earnest in +religion; but Cromwell, who packed a jury, and so murdered his +prisoner--Cromwell, in whose mouth was heaven, and in his heart temporal +sovereignty--was the pattern of earnest religion, or, at all events, +second in sincerity to Mahomet alone, in the absence of details +respecting Satan, of whom we know only that his mouth is a Scripture +concordance, and his hands the hands of Mr. Carlyle's saints. + +Then they went back a century or two, and were eloquent about the great +antique heart, and the beauty of an age whose samples were Abbot Sampson +and Joan of Arc. + +Lord Ipsden hated argument; but jealousy is a brass spur, it made even +this man fluent for once. + +He suggested "that five hundred years added to a world's life made it +just five hundred years older, not younger--and if older, grayer--and if +grayer, wiser. + +"Of Abbot Sampson," said he, "whom I confess both a great and a good man, +his author, who with all his talent belongs to the class muddle-head, +tells us that when he had been two years in authority his red hair had +turned gray, fighting against the spirit of his age; how the deuce, then, +could he be a sample of the spirit of his age? + +"Joan of Arc was burned by acclamation of her age, and is admired by our +age. Which fact identifies an age most with a heroine, to give her your +heart, or to give her a blazing fagot and death?" + +"Abbot Sampson and Joan of Arc," concluded he, "prove no more in favor of +their age, and no less against it, than Lot does for or against Sodom. +Lot was in Sodom, but not of it; and so were Sampson and Joan in, but not +of, the villainous times they lived in. + +"The very best text-book of true religion is the New Testament, and I +gather from it, that the man who forgives his enemies while their ax +descends on his head, however poor a creature he may be in other +respects, is a better Christian than the man who has the God of Mercy +forever on his lips, and whose hands are swift to shed blood. + +"The earnest men of former ages are not extinct in this," added he. +"Whenever a scaffold is erected outside a prison-door, if you are earnest +in pursuit of truth, and can put up with disgusting objects, you shall +see a relic of ancient manners hanged. + +"There still exist, in parts of America, rivers on whose banks are +earnest men who shall take your scalp, the wife's of your bosom, and the +innocent child's of her bosom. + +"In England we are as earnest as ever in pursuit of heaven, and of +innocent worldly advantages. If, when the consideration of life and death +interposes, we appear less earnest in pursuit of comparative trifles such +as kingdoms or dogmas, it is because cooler in action we are more earnest +in thought--because reason, experience, and conscience are things that +check the unscrupulousness or beastly earnestness of man. + +"Moreover, he who has the sense to see that questions have three sides is +no longer so intellectually as well as morally degraded as to be able to +cut every throat that utters an opinion contrary to his own. + +"If the phrase 'earnest man' means man imitating the beasts that are deaf +to reason, it is to be hoped that civilization and Christianity will +really extinguish the whole race for the benefit of the earth." + +Lord Ipsden succeeded in annoying the fair theorist, but not in +convincing her. + +The mediaeval enthusiasts looked on him as some rough animal that had +burst into sacred grounds unconsciously, and gradually edged away from +him. + + +CHAPTER X. + +LORD IPSDEN had soon the mortification of discovering that this Mr. ---- +was a constant visitor at the house; and, although his cousin gave him +her ear in this man's absence, on the arrival of her fellow-enthusiast he +had ever the mortification of finding himself _de trop._ + +Once or twice he demolished this personage in argument, and was rewarded +by finding himself more _de trop._ + +But one day Lady Barbara, being in a cousinly humor, expressed a wish to +sail in his lordship's yacht, and this hint soon led to a party being +organized, and a sort of picnic on the island of Inch Coombe; his +lordship's cutter being the mode of conveyance to and from that spot. + +Now it happened on that very day Jean Carnie's marriage was celebrated on +that very island by her relations and friends. + +So that we shall introduce our readers to + +THE RIVAL PICNICS. + +We begin with _Les gens comme il faut._ + +PICNIC NO. 1. + +The servants were employed in putting away dishes into hampers. + +There was a calm silence. "Hem!" observed Sir Henry Talbot. + +"Eh?" replied the Honorable Tom Hitherington. + +"Mamma," said Miss Vere, "have you brought any work?" + +"No, my dear." + +"At a picnic," said Mr. Hitherington, isn't it the thing for +somebody--aw--to do something?" + +"Ipsden," said Lady Barbara, "there is an understanding _between_ you and +Mr. Hitherington. I condemn you to turn him into English." + +"Yes, Lady Barbara; I'll tell you, he means---do you mean anything, Tom?" + +_Hitherington._ "Can't anybody guess what I mean?" + +_Lady Barbara._ "Guess first yourself, you can't be suspected of being in +the secret." + +_Hither._ "What I mean is, that people sing a song, or run races, or +preach a sermon, or do something funny at a picnic--aw--somebody gets up +and does something." + +_Lady Bar._ "Then perhaps Miss Vere, whose singing is famous, will have +the complaisance to sing to us." + +_Miss Vere._ "I should be happy, Lady Barbara, but I have not brought my +music." + +_Lady Bar._ "Oh, we are not critical; the simplest air, or even a +fragment of melody; the sea and the sky will be a better accompaniment +than Broadwood ever made." + +_Miss V._ "I can't sing a note without book." + +_Sir H. Talbot._ "Your music is in your soul--not at your fingers' ends." + +_Lord Ipsden, to Lady Bar._ "It is in her book, and not in her soul." + +_Lady Bar., to Lord Ips._ "Then it has chosen the better situation of the +two." + +_Ips._ "Miss Vere is to the fine art of music what the engrossers are to +the black art of law; it all filters through them without leaving any +sediment; and so the music of the day passes through Miss Vere's mind, +but none remains--to stain its virgin snow." + +He bows, she smiles. + +_Lady Bar., to herself._ "Insolent. And the little dunce thinks he is +complimenting her." + +_Ips._ "Perhaps Talbot will come to our rescue--he is a fiddler." + +_Tal._ "An amateur of the violin." + +_Ips._ "It is all the same thing." + +_Lady Bar._ "I wish it may prove so." + +[Note: original has music notation here] + +_Miss V._ "Beautiful." + +_Mrs. Vere._ "Charming." + +_Hither._ "Superb!" + +_Ips._ "You are aware that good music is a thing to be wedded to immortal +verse, shall I recite a bit of poetry to match Talbot's strain?" + +_Miss V._ "Oh, yes! how nice." + +_Ips. (rhetorically)._ "A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. +Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. Y. X. W. V. U. T. S. O. N. M. L. K. J. I. +H. G. F. A. M. little p. little t." + +_Lady Bar._ "Beautiful! Superb! Ipsden has been taking lessons on the +thinking instrument." + +_Hither._ "He has been _perdu_ among vulgar people." + +_Tal._ "And expects a pupil of Herz to play him tunes!" + +_Lady Bar._ "What are tunes, Sir Henry?" + +_Tal._ "Something I don't play, Lady Barbara." + +_Lady Bar._ "I understand you; something we ought to like." + +_Ips._ "I have a Stradivarius violin at home. It is yours, Talbot, if you +can define a tune." + +_Tal._ "A tune is--everybody knows what." + +_Lady Bar._ "A tune is a tune, that is what you meant to say." + +_Tal._ "Of course it is." + +_Lady Bar._ "Be reasonable, Ipsden; no man can do two things at once; how +can the pupil of Herz condemn a thing and know what it means +contemporaneously?" + +_Ips._ "Is the drinking-song in 'Der Freischutz' a tune?" + +_Lady Bar._ "It is." + +_Ips._ "And the melodies of Handel, are they tunes?" + +_Lady Bar. (pathetically)._ "They are! They are!" + +_Ips._ "And the 'Russian Anthem,' and the 'Marseillaise,' and 'Ah, +Perdona'?" + +_Tal._ "And 'Yankee Doodle'?" + +_Lady Bar._ "So that Sir Henry, who prided himself on his ignorance, has +a wide field for its dominion. + +_Tal._ "All good violin players do like me; they prelude, not play +tunes." + +_Ips._ "Then Heaven be thanked for our blind fiddlers. You like syllables +of sound in unmeaning rotation, and you despise its words, its purposes, +its narrative feats; carry out your principle, it will show you where you +are. Buy a dirty palette for a picture, and dream the alphabet is a +poem." + +_Lady Bar., to herself._ "Is this my cousin Richard?" + +_Hither._ "Mind, Ipsden, you are a man of property, and there are such +things as commissions _de lunatico."_ + +_Lady Bar._ "His defense will be that his friends pronounced him insane. + +_Ips._ "No; I shall subpoena Talbot's fiddle, cross-examination will get +nothing out of that but, do, re, mi, fa." + +_Lady Bar._ "Yes, it will; fa, mi, re, do." + +_Tal._ "Violin, if you please." + +_Lady Bar._ "Ask Fiddle's pardon, directly." + +_Sound of fiddles is heard in the distance._ + +_Tal._ "How lucky for you, there are fiddles and tunes, and the natives +you are said to favor, why not join them?" + +_Ips. (shaking his head solemnly)._ "I dread to encounter another +prelude." + +_Hither._ "Come, I know you would like it; it is a wedding-party--two sea +monsters have been united. The sailors and fishermen are all blue cloth +and wash-leather gloves." + +_Miss V._ "He! he!" + +_Tal._ "The fishwives unite the colors of the rainbow--" + +_Lady Bar._ "(And we all know how hideous they are)--to vulgar, blooming +cheeks, staring white teeth, and sky-blue eyes." + +_Mrs. V._ "How satirical you are, especially you, Lady Barbara." + +Here Lord Ipsden, after a word to Lady Barbara, the answer to which did +not appear to be favorable, rose, gave a little yawn, looked steadily at +his companions without seeing them, and departed without seeming aware +that he was leaving anybody behind him. + +_Hither._ "Let us go somewhere where we can quiz the natives without +being too near them." + +_Lady Bar._ "I am tired of this unbroken solitude, I must go and think to +the sea," added she, in a mock soliloquy; and out she glided with the +same unconscious air as his lordship had worn. + +The others moved off slowly together. + +"Mamma," said Miss Vere," I can't understand half Barbara Sinclair says." + +"It is not necessary, my love," replied mamma; "she is rather eccentric, +and I fear she is spoiling Lord Ipsden." + +"Poor Lord Ipsden," murmured the lovely Vere, "he used to be so nice, and +do like everybody else. Mamma, I shall bring some work the next time." + +"Do, my love." + +PICNIC NO. 2. + +In a house, two hundred yards from this scene, a merry dance, succeeding +a merry song, had ended, and they were in the midst of an interesting +story; Christie Johnstone was the narrator. She had found the tale in one +of the viscount's books--it had made a great impression on her. + +The rest were listening intently. In a room which had lately been all +noise, not a sound was now to be heard but the narrator's voice. + +"Aweel, lasses, here are the three wee kists set, the lads are to +chuse--the ane that chuses reicht is to get Porsha, an' the lave to get +the bag, and dee baitchelars--Flucker Johnstone, you that's sae +clever--are ye for gowd, or siller, or leed?" + +_1st Fishwife._ "Gowd for me!" + +_2d ditto._ "The white siller's my taste." + +_Flucker._ "Na! there's aye some deevelish trick in thir lassie's +stories. I shall ha to, till the ither lads hae chused; the mair part +will put themsels oot, ane will hit it off reicht maybe, then I shall gie +him a hidin' an' carry off the lass. You-hoo!" + +_Jean Carnie._ "That's you, Flucker." + +_Christie Johnstone._ "And div ye really think we are gawn to let you see +a' the world chuse? Na, lad, ye are putten oot o' the room, like +witnesses." + +_Flucker._ "Then I'd toss a penny; for gien ye trust to luck, she whiles +favors ye, but gien ye commence to reason and argefy--ye're done!" + +_Christie._ "The suitors had na your wit, my manny, or maybe they had na +a penny to toss, sae ane chused the gowd, ane the siller; but they got an +awfu' affront. The gold kist had just a skull intil't, and the siller a +deed cuddy's head!" + +_Chorus of Females._ "He! he! he!" + +_Ditto of Males._ "Haw! haw! haw! haw! Ho!" + +_Christie._ "An' Porsha puttit the pair of gowks to the door. Then came +Bassanio, the lad fra Veeneece, that Porsha loed in secret. Veeneece, +lasses, is a wonderful city; the streets o' 't are water, and the +carriages are boats--that's in Chambers'." + +_Flucker._ "Wha are ye making a fool o'?" + +_Christie._ "What's wrang?" + +_Flucker._ "Yon's just as big a lee as ever I heerd." + +The words were scarcely out of his mouth ere he had reason to regret +them; a severe box on the ear was administered by his indignant sister. +Nobody pitied him. + +_Christie._ "I'll laern yet' affront me before a' the company." + +_Jean Carnie._ "Suppose it's a lee, there's nae silver to pay for it, +Flucker." + +_Christie._ "Jean, I never telt a lee in a' my days." + +_Jean._ "There's ane to begin wi' then. Go ahead, Custy." + +_Christie._ "She bade the music play for him, for music brightens +thoucht; ony way, he chose the leed kist. Open'st and wasn't there +Porsha's pictur, and a posy, that said: + +'If you be well pleased with this, And hold your fortune for your bliss; +Turn you where your leddy iss, And greet her wi' a loving--"' _(Pause)._ + +"Kess," roared the company. + +_Chorus, led by Flucker._ "Hurraih!" + +_Christie (pathetically)._ "Flucker, behave!" + +_Sandy Liston (drunk)._ "Hur-raih!" He then solemnly reflected. "Na! but +it's na hurraih, decency requires amen first an' hurraih afterward; +here's kissin plenty, but I hear nae word o' the minister. Ye'll +obsairve, young woman, that kissin's the prologue to sin, and I'm a +decent mon, an' a gray-headed mon, an' your licht stories are no for me; +sae if the minister's no expeckit I shall retire--an' tak my quiet gill +my lane." + +_Jean Carnie._ "And div ye really think a decent cummer like Custy wad +let the lad and lass misbehave thirsels? Na! lad, the minister's at the +door, but" (sinking her voice to a confidential whisper) "I daurna let +him in, for fear he'd see ye hae putten the enemy in your mooth sae +aerly. (That's Custy's word.)" + +"Jemmy Drysel," replied Sandy, addressing vacancy, for Jemmy was +mysteriously at work in the kitchen, "ye hae gotten a thoughtfu' wife." +(Then, with a strong revulsion of feeling.) "Dinna let the blackguard* in +here," cried he, "to spoil the young folk's sporrt." + +* At present this is a spondee in England--a trochee in Scotland The +pronunciation of this important word ought to be fixed, representing, as +it does, so large a portion of the community in both countries. + +_Christie._ "Aweel, lassies, comes a letter to Bassanio; he reads it, and +turns as pale as deeth." + +_A Fishwife._ "Gude help us." + +_Christie._ "Poorsha behooved to ken his grief, wha had a better reicht? +'Here's a letter, leddy,' says he, 'the paper's the boedy of my freend, +like, and every word in it a gaping wound.'" + +_A Fisherman._ "Maircy on us." + +_Christie._ "Lad, it was fra puir Antonio, ye mind o' him, Lasses. Hech! +the ill luck o' yon man, no a ship come hame; ane foundered at sea, +coming fra Tri-po-lis; the pirates scuttled another, an' ane ran ashore +on the Goodwins, near Bright-helm-stane, that's in England itsel', I daur +say. Sae he could na pay the three thoosand ducats, an' Shylock had +grippit him, an' sought the pund o' flesh aff the breest o' him, puir +body." + +_Sandy Liston._ "He would na be the waur o' a wee bit hiding, yon +thundering urang-utang; let the man alane, ye cursed old cannibal." + +_Christie._ "Poorsha keepit her man but ae hoor till they were united, +an' then sent him wi' a puckle o' her ain siller to Veeneece, and +Antonio--think o' that, lassies--pairted on their wedding-day." + +_Lizzy Johnstone, a Fishwife, aged 12._ "Hech! hech! it's lamentable." + +_Jean Carnie._ "I'm saying, mairriage is quick wark, in some pairts--here +there's an awfu' trouble to get a man." + +_A young Fishwife._ "Ay, is there." + +_Omnes._ "Haw! haw! haw!" (The fish-wife hides.) + +_Christie._ "Fill your taupsels, lads and lasses, and awa to Veneece." + +_Sandy Liston (sturdily)._ "I'll no gang to sea this day." + +_Christie._ "Noo, we are in the hall o' judgment. Here are set the +judges, awfu' to behold; there, on his throne, presides the Juke." + +_Flucker._ "She's awa to her Ennglish." + +_Lizzy Johnstone._ "Did we come to Veeneece to speak Scoetch, ye useless +fule?" + +_Christie._ "Here, pale and hopeless, but resigned, stands the broken +mairchant, Antonio; there, wi scales and knives, and revenge in his +murderin' eye, stands the crewel Jew Shylock." + +"Aweel," muttered Sandy, considerately, "I'll no mak a disturbance on a +wedding day." + +_Christie._ "They wait for Bell--I dinna mind his mind--a laerned lawyer, +ony way; he's sick, but sends ane mair laerned still, and, when this ane +comes, he looks not older nor wiser than mysel." + +_Flucker._ "No possible!" + +_Christie._ "Ye needna be sae sarcy, Flucker, for when he comes to his +wark he soon lets 'em ken--runs his een like lightening ower the boend. +'This bond's forfeit. Is Antonio not able to dischairge the money?' 'Ay!' +cries Bassanio, 'here's the sum thrice told.' Says the young judge in a +bit whisper to Shylock, 'Shylock, there's thrice thy money offered thee. +Be mairceful,' says he, out loud. 'Wha'll mak me?' says the Jew body. +'Mak ye!' says he; 'maircy is no a thing ye strain through a sieve, mon; +it droppeth like the gentle dew fra' heaven upon the place beneath; it +blesses him that gives and him that taks; it becomes the king better than +his throne, and airthly power is maist like God's power when maircy +seasons justice.'" + +_Robert Haw, Fisherman._ "Dinna speak like that to me, onybody, or I +shall gie ye my boat, and fling my nets intil it, as ye sail awa wi' +her." + +_Jean Carnie._ "Sae he let the puir deevil go. Oh! ye ken wha could stand +up against siccan a shower o' Ennglish as thaat." + +_Christie._ "He just said, 'My deeds upon my heed. I claim the law,' says +he; 'there is no power in the tongue o' man to alter me. I stay here on +my boend.'" + +_Sandy Liston._ "I hae sat quiet!--quiet I hae sat against my will, no to +disturb Jamie Drysel's weddin'; but ye carry the game ower far, Shylock, +my lad. I'll just give yon bluidy-minded urang-utang a hidin', and bring +Tony off, the gude, puir-spirited creature. And him, an' me, an' +Bassanee, an' Porshee, we'll all hae a gill thegither." + +He rose, and was instantly seized by two of the company, from whom he +burst furiously, after a struggle, and the next moment was heard to fall +clean from the top to the bottom of the stairs. Flucker and Jean ran out; +the rest appealed against the interruption. + +_Christie._ "Hech! he's killed. Sandy Liston's brake his neck." + +"What aboot it, lassy?" said a young fisherman; "it's Antonio I'm feared +for; save him, lassy, if poessible; but I doot ye'll no get him clear o' +yon deevelich heathen. + +"Auld Sandy's cheap sairved," added he, with all the indifference a human +tone could convey. + +"Oh, Cursty," said Lizzie Johnstone, with a peevish accent, "dinna break +the bonny yarn for naething." + +_Flucker (returning)._ "He's a' reicht." + +_Christie._ "Is he no dead?" + +_Flucker._ "Him deed? he's sober--that's a' the change I see." + +_Christie._ "Can he speak? I'm asking ye." + +_Flucker._ "Yes, he can speak." + +_Christie._ "What does he say, puir body?" + +_Flucker._ "He sat up, an' sought a gill fra' the wife--puir body!" + +_Christie._ "Hech! hech! he was my pupil in the airt o' sobriety!--aweel, +the young judge rises to deliver the sentence of the coort. Silence!" +thundered Christie. A lad and a lass that were slightly flirting were +discountenanced. + +_Christie._ "'A pund o' that same mairchant's flesh is thine! the coort +awards it, and the law does give it.'" + +_A young Fishwife._ "There, I thoucht sae; he's gaun to cut him, he's +gaun to cut him; I'll no can bide." _(Exibat.)_ + +_Christie._ "There's a fulish goloshen. 'Have by a doctor to stop the +blood.'--'I see nae doctor in the boend,' says the Jew body." + +_Flucker._ "Bait your hook wi' a boend, and ye shall catch yon carle's +saul, Satin, my lad." + +_Christie (with dismal pathos)._ "Oh, Flucker, dinna speak evil o' +deegneties--that's maybe fishing for yoursel' the noo!---'An' ye shall +cut the flesh frae off his breest.'--'A sentence,' says Shylock, 'come, +prepare.'" + +Christie made a dash _en Shylock,_ and the company trembled. + +_Christie._ "'Bide a wee,' says the judge, 'this boend gies ye na a drap +o' bluid; the words expressly are, a pund o' flesh!'" + +_(A Dramatic Pause.)_ + +_Jean Carnie (drawing her breath)._ "That's into your mutton, Shylock" + +_Christie (with dismal pathos)._ "Oh, Jean! yon's an awfu' voolgar +exprassion to come fra' a woman's mooth." + +"Could ye no hae said, 'intil his bacon'?" said Lizzie Johnstone, +confirming the remonstrance. + +_Christie._ "'Then tak your boend, an' your pund o' flesh, but in cutting +o' 't, if thou dost shed one drop of Christian bluid, thou diest!'" + +_Jean Carnie._ "Hech!" + +_Christie._ "'Thy goods are by the laws Veneece con-fis-cate, +confiscate!'" + +Then, like an artful narrator, she began to wind up the story more +rapidly. + +"Sae Shylock got to be no sae saucy. 'Pay the boend thrice,' says he, +'and let the puir deevil go.'--'Here it's,' says Bassanio.--Na! the young +judge wadna let him.--'He has refused it in open coort; no a bawbee for +Shylock but just the forfeiture; an' he daur na tak it.'--'I'm awa',' +says he. 'The deivil tak ye a'.'--Na! he wasna to win clear sae; ance +they'd gotten the Jew on the hep, they worried him, like good Christians, +that's a fact. The judge fand a law that fitted him, for conspiring +against the life of a citizen; an' he behooved to give up hoose an' +lands, and be a Christian; yon was a soor drap--he tarned no weel, puir +auld villain, an' scairtit; an' the lawyers sent ane o' their weary +parchments till his hoose, and the puir auld heathen signed awa' his +siller, an' Abraham, an' Isaac, an' Jacob, on the heed o' 't. I pity him, +an auld, auld man; and his dochter had rin off wi' a Christian lad--they +ca' her Jessica, and didn't she steal his very diamond ring that his ain +lass gied him when he was young, an' maybe no sae hard-hairted?" + +_Jean Carnie._ "Oh, the jaud! suppose he was a Jew, it was na her +business to clean him oot." + +_A young Fishwife._ "Aweel, it was only a Jew body, that's my comfort." + +_Christie._ "Ye speak as a Jew was na a man; has not a Jew eyes, if ye +please?" + +_Lizzy Johnstone._ "Ay, has he!--and the awfuest lang neb atween 'em." + +_Christie._ "Has not a Jew affections, paassions, organs?" + +_Jean._ "Na! Christie; thir lads comes fr' Italy!" + +_Christie._ "If you prick him, does he not bleed? if you tickle him, does +na he lauch?" + +_A young Fishwife (pertly)._ "I never kittlet a Jew, for my pairt--sae +I'll no can tell ye." + +_Christie._ "If you poison him, does he not die? and if you wrang him" +(with fury) "shall he not revenge?" + +_Lizzie Johnstone._ "Oh! but ye're a fearsome lass." + +_Christie._ "Wha'll give me a sang for my bonny yarn?" + +Lord Ipsden, who had been an unobserved auditor of the latter part of the +tale, here inquired whether she had brought her book. + +"What'n buik?" + +"Your music-book!" + +"Here's my music-book," said Jean, roughly tapping her head. + +"And here's mines," said Christie, birdly, touching her bosom. + +"Richard," said she, thoughtfully, "I wish ye may no hae been getting in +voolgar company. Div ye think we hae minds like rinning water?" + +_Flucker (avec malice)._ "And tongues like the mill-clack abune it? +Because if ye think sae, captain--ye're no far wrang!" + +_Christie._ "Na! we hae na muckle gowd maybe; but our minds are gowden +vessels." + +_Jean._ "Aha! lad." + +_Christie._ "They are not saxpenny sieves, to let music an' meter +through, and leave us none the wiser or better. Dinna gang in low voolgar +company, or you a lost laddy." + +_Ipsden._ "Vulgar, again! everybody has a different sense for that word, +I think. What is vulgar?" + +_Christie._ "Voolgar folk sit on an chair, ane, twa, whiles three hours, +eatin' an' abune drinkin', as still as hoegs, or gruntin' puir every-day +clashes, goessip, rubbich; when ye are aside them, ye might as weel be +aside a cuddy; they canna gie ye a sang, they canna gie ye a story, they +canna think ye a thoucht, to save their useless lives; that's voolgar +folk." + +She sings. "A caaller herrin'!" + +_Jean._ "A caaller herrin'!" + +_Omnes._ + +"Come buy my bonny caaller herrin', Six a penny caaller from the sea," +etc. + +The music chimed in, and the moment the song was done, without pause, or +anything to separate or chill the succession of the arts, the fiddles +diverged with a gallant plunge into "The Dusty Miller." The dancers found +their feet by an instinct as rapid, and a rattling reel shook the floor +like thunder. Jean Carnie assumed the privilege of a bride, and seized +his lordship; Christie, who had a mind to dance with him too, took +Flucker captive, and these four were one reel! There were seven others. + +The principle of reel dancing is articulation; the foot strikes the +ground for every _accented_ note (and, by the by, it is their weakness of +accent which makes all English reel and hornpipe players such failures). + +And in the best steps of all, which it has in common with the hornpipe, +such as the quick "heel and toe," "the sailor's fling," and the "double +shuffle," the foot strikes the ground for every _single_ note of the +instrument. + +All good dancing is beautiful. + +But this articulate dancing, compared with the loose, lawless diffluence +of motion that goes by that name, gives me (I must confess it) as much +more pleasure as articulate singing is superior to tunes played on the +voice by a young lady: + +Or the clean playing of my mother to the piano-forte splashing of my +daughter; though the latter does attack the instrument as a washerwoman +her soapsuds, and the former works like a lady. + +Or skating to sliding: + +Or English verse to dactyls in English: + +Or painting to daubing: + +Or preserved strawberries to strawberry jam. + +What says Goldsmith of the two styles? "They swam, sprawled, frisked, and +languished; but Olivia's foot was as pat to the music as its +echo."--_Vicar of Wakefield._ + +Newhaven dancing aims also at fun; laughter mingles with agility; +grotesque yet graceful gestures are flung in, and little inspiring cries +flung out. + +His lordship soon entered into the spirit of it. Deep in the mystery of +the hornpipe, he danced one or two steps Jean and Christie had never +seen, but their eyes were instantly on his feet, and they caught in a +minute and executed these same steps. + +To see Christie Johnstone do the double-shuffle with her arms so saucily +akimbo, and her quick elastic foot at an angle of forty-five, was a +treat. + +The dance became inspiriting, inspiring, intoxicating; and, when the +fiddles at last left off, the feet went on another seven bars by the +enthusiastic impulse. + +And so, alternately spinning yarns, singing songs, dancing, and making +fun, and mingling something of heart and brain in all, these benighted +creatures made themselves happy instead of peevish, and with a day of +stout, vigorous, healthy pleasure, refreshed, indemnified, and warmed +themselves for many a day of toil. + +Such were the two picnics of Inch Coombe, and these rival cliques, +agreeing in nothing else, would have agreed in this: each, if allowed +(but we won't allow either) to judge the other, would have pronounced the +same verdict: + +_"Ils ne savent pas vivre ces gens-l'a."_ + + + +CHAPTER XI. + + +Two of our personages left Inch Coombe less happy than when they came to +it. + +Lord Ipsden encountered Lady Barbara with Mr.----, who had joined her +upon the island. + +He found them discoursing, as usual, about the shams of the present day, +and the sincerity of Cromwell and Mahomet, and he found himself _de +trop._ + +They made him, for the first time, regret the loss of those earnest times +when, "to avoid the inconvenience of both addressing the same lady," you +could cut a rival's throat at once, and be smiled on by the fair and +society. + +That a book-maker should blaspheme high civilization, by which alone he +exists, and one of whose diseases and flying pains he is, neither +surprised nor moved him; but that any human being's actions should be +affected by such tempestuous twaddle was ridiculous. + +And that the witty Lady Barbara should be caught by this chaff was +intolerable; he began to feel bitter. + +He had the blessings of the poor, the good opinion of the world; every +living creature was prepossessed in his favor but one, and that one +despised him; it was a diabolical prejudice; it was the spiteful caprice +of his fate. + +His heart, for a moment, was in danger of deteriorating. He was +miserable; the Devil suggested to him, "make others miserable too;" and +he listened to the advice. + +There was a fine breeze, but instead of sailing on a wind, as he might +have done, he made a series of tacks, and all were ill. + +The earnest man first; and Flucker announced the skipper's insanity to +the whole town of Newhaven, for, of course, these tacks were all marine +solecisms. + +The other discontented Picnician was Christie Johnstone. Gatty never +came; and this, coupled with five or six days' previous neglect, could no +longer pass unnoticed. + +Her gayety failed her before the afternoon was ended; and the last two +hours were spent by her alone, watching the water on all sides for him. + +At last, long after the departure of his lordship's yacht, the Newhaven +boat sailed from Inch Coombe with the wedding party. There was now a +strong breeze, and the water every now and then came on board. So the men +set the foresail with two reefs, and drew the mainsail over the women; +and there, as they huddled together in the dark, Jean Carnie discovered +that our gay story-teller's eyes were wet with tears. + +Jean said nothing; she embraced her; and made them flow faster. + +But, when they came alongside the pier, Jean, who was the first to get +her head from under the sail, whipped it back again and said to Christie: + +"Here he is, Christie; dinna speak till him." + +And sure enough there was, in the twilight, with a pale face and an +uneasy look--Mr. Charles Gatty! + +He peered timidly into the boat, and, when he saw Christie, an "Ah!" that +seemed to mean twenty different things at once, burst from his bosom. He +held out his arm to assist her. + +She cast on him one glance of mute reproach, and, placing her foot on the +boat's gunwale, sprang like an antelope upon the pier, without accepting +his assistance. + +Before going further, we must go back for this boy, and conduct him from +where we left him up to the present point. + +The moment he found himself alone with Jean Carnie, in his own house, he +began to tell her what trouble he was in; how his mother had convinced +him of his imprudence in falling in love with Christie Johnstone; and how +she insisted on a connection being broken off which had given him his +first glimpse of heaven upon earth, and was contrary to common sense. + +Jean heard him out, and then, with the air of a lunatic-asylum keeper to +a rhodomontading patient, told him "he was one fool, and his mother was +another." First she took him up on the score of prudence. + +"You," said she, "are a beggarly painter, without a rap; Christie has +houses, boats, nets, and money; you are in debt; she lays by money every +week. It is not prudent on her part to take up with you--the better your +bargain, my lad." + +Under the head of common sense, which she maintained was all on the same +side of the question, she calmly inquired: + +"How could an old woman of sixty be competent to judge how far human +happiness depends on love, when she has no experience of that passion, +and the reminiscences of her youth have become dim and dark? You might as +well set a judge in court, that has forgotten the law--common sense," +said she, "the old wife is sixty, and you are twenty--what can she do for +you the forty years you may reckon to outlive her? Who is to keep you +through those weary years but the wife of your own choice, not your +mother's? You English does na read the Bible, or ye'd ken that a lad is +to 'leave his father and mother, and cleave until his wife,'" added she; +then with great contempt she repeated, "common sense, indeed! ye're fou +wi' your common sense; ye hae the name o' 't pat eneuch--but there's na +muckle o' that mairchandise in your harns." + +Gatty was astonished. What! was there really common sense on the side of +bliss? and when Jean told him to join her party at Inch Coombe, or never +look her in the face again, scales seemed to fall from his eyes; and, +with a heart that turned in a moment from lead to a feather, he vowed he +would be at Inch Coombe. + +He then begged Jean on no account to tell Christie the struggle he had +been subjected to, since his scruples were now entirely conquered. + +Jean acquiesced at once, and said: "Indeed, she would be very sorry to +give the lass that muckle pain." + +She hinted, moreover, that her neebor's spirit was so high, she was quite +capable of breaking with him at once upon such an intimation; and she, +Jean, was "nae mischief-maker." + +In the energy of his gratitude, he kissed this dark-browed beauty, +professing to see in her a sister. + +And she made no resistance to this way of showing gratitude, but muttered +between her teeth, "He's just a bairn!" + +And so she went about her business. + +On her retreat, his mother returned to him, and, with a sad air, hoped +nothing that that rude girl had said had weakened his filial duty. + +"No, mother," said he. + +She then, without explaining how she came acquainted with Jean's +arguments, proceeded to demolish them one by one. + +"If your mother is old and experienced," said she, "benefit by her age +and experience. She has not forgotten love, nor the ills it leads to, +when not fortified by prudence. Scripture says a man shall cleave to his +wife when he has left his parents; but in making that, the most important +step of life, where do you read that he is to break the fifth +commandment? But I do you wrong, Charles, you never could have listened +to that vulgar girl when she told you your mother was not your best +friend." + +"N--no, mother, of course not." + +"Then you will not go to that place to break my heart, and undo all you +have done this week." + +"I should like to go, mother." + +"You will break my heart if you do." + +"Christie will feel herself slighted, and she has not deserved this +treatment from me." + +"The other will explain to her, and if she is as good a girl as you +say--" + +"She is an angel!" + +"How can a fishwife be an angel? Well, then, she will not set a son to +disobey his mother." + +"I don't think she would! but is all the goodness to be on her side?" + +"No, Charles, you do your part; deny yourself, be an obedient child, and +your mother's blessing and the blessing of Heaven will rest upon you." + +In short, he was not to go to Inch Coombe. + +He stayed at home, his mother set him to work; he made a poor hand of it, +he was so wretched. She at last took compassion on him, and in the +evening, when it was now too late for a sail to Inch Coombe, she herself +recommended a walk to him. + +The poor boy's feet took him toward Newhaven, not that he meant to go to +his love, but he could not forbear from looking at the place which held +her. + +He was about to return, when a spacious blue jacket hailed him. Somewhere +inside this jacket was Master Flucker, who had returned in the yacht, +leaving his sister on the island. + +Gatty instantly poured out a flood of questions. + +The baddish boy reciprocated fluency. He informed him "that his sister +had been the star of a goodly company, and that, her own lad having +stayed away, she had condescended to make a conquest of the skipper +himself. + +"He had come in quite at the tag-end of one of her stories, but it had +been sufficient to do his business--he had danced with her, had even +whistled while she sung. (Hech, it was bonny!) + +"And when the cutter sailed, he, Flucker, had seen her perched on a rock, +like a mermaid, watching their progress, which had been slow, because the +skipper, infatuated with so sudden a passion, had made a series of +ungrammatical tacks." + +"For his part he was glad," said the gracious Flucker; "the lass was a +prideful hussy, that had given some twenty lads a sore heart and him many +a sore back; and he hoped his skipper, with whom he naturally identified +himself rather than with his sister, would avenge the male sex upon her." + +In short, he went upon this tack till he drove poor Gatty nearly mad. + +Here was a new feeling superadded; at first he felt injured, but on +reflection what cause of complaint had he? + +He had neglected her; he might have been her partner--he had left her to +find one where she could. + +Fool, to suppose that so beautiful a creature would ever be +neglected--except by him! + +It was more than he could bear. + +He determined to see her, to ask her forgiveness, to tell her everything, +to beg her to decide, and, for his part, he would abide by her decision. + +Christie Johnstone, as we have already related, declined his arm, sprang +like a deer upon the pier, and walked toward her home, a quarter of a +mile distant. + +Gatty followed her, disconsolately, hardly knowing what to do. + +At last, observing that she drew near enough to the wall to allow room +for another on the causeway, he had just nous enough to creep alongside +and pull her sleeve somewhat timidly. + +"Christie, I want to speak to you:" + +"What can ye hae to say till me?" + +"Christie, I am very unhappy; and I want to tell you why, but I have +hardly the strength or the courage." + +"Ye shall come ben my hoose if ye are unhappy, and we'll hear your story; +come away. + +He had never been admitted into her house before. + +They found it clean as a snowdrift. + +They found a bright fire, and Flucker frying innumerable steaks. + +The baddish boy had obtained them in his sister's name and at her +expense, at the flesher's, and claimed credit for his affection. + +Potatoes he had boiled in their jackets, and so skillfully, that those +jackets hung by a thread. + +Christie laid an unbleached table-cloth, that somehow looked sweeter than +a white one, as brown bread is sweeter than white. + +But lo! Gatty could not eat; so then Christie would not, because he +refused her cheer. + +The baddish boy chuckled, and addressed himself to the nice brown steaks +with their rich gravy. + +On such occasions a solo on the knife and fork seemed better than a trio +to the gracious Flucker. + +Christie moved about the room, doing little household matters; Gatty's +eye followed her. + +Her beauty lost nothing in this small apartment; she was here, like a +brilliant in some quaint, rough setting, which all earth's jewelers +should despise, and all its poets admire, and it should show off the +stone and not itself. + +Her beauty filled the room, and almost made the spectators ill. + +Gatty asked himself whether he could really have been such a fool as to +think of giving up so peerless a creature. + +Suddenly an idea occurred to him, a bright one, and not inconsistent with +a true artist's character--he would decline to act in so doubtful a case. +He would float passively down the tide of events--he would neither desert +her, nor disobey his mother; he would take everything as it came, and to +begin, as he was there, he would for the present say nothing but what he +felt, and what he felt was that he loved her. + +He told her so accordingly. + +She replied, concealing her satisfaction, "that, if he liked her, he +would not have refused to eat when she asked him." + +But our hero's appetite had returned with his change of purpose, and he +instantly volunteered to give the required proof of affection. + +Accordingly two pound of steaks fell before him. Poor boy, he had hardly +eaten a genuine meal for a week past. + +Christie sat opposite him, and every time he looked off his plate he saw +her rich blue eyes dwelling on him. + +Everything contributed to warm his heart, he yielded to the spell, he +became contented, happy, gay. + +Flucker ginger-cordialed him, his sister bewitched him. + +She related the day's events in a merry mood. + +Mr. Gatty burst forth into singing. + +He sung two light and somber trifles, such as in the present day are +deemed generally encouraging to spirits, and particularly in accordance +with the sentiment of supper--they were about Death and Ivy Green. + +The dog's voice was not very powerful, but sweet and round as honey +dropping from the comb. + +His two hearers were entranced, for the creature sang with an inspiration +good singers dare not indulge. + +He concluded by informing Christie that the ivy was symbolical of her, +and the oak prefigured Charles Gatty, Esq. + +He might have inverted the simile with more truth. + +In short, he never said a word to Christie about parting with her, but +several about being buried in the same grave with her, sixty years hence, +for which the spot he selected was Westminster Abbey. + +And away he went, leaving golden opinions behind him. + +The next day Christie was so affected with his conduct, coming as it did +after an apparent coolness, that she conquered her bashfulness and called +on the "vile count," and with some blushes and hesitation inquired, +"Whether a painter lad was a fit subject of charity." + +"Why not?" said his lordship. + +She told him Gatty's case, and he instantly promised to see that artist's +pictures, particularly an "awfu' bonny ane;" the hero of which she +described as an English minister blessing the bairns with one hand, and +giving orders to kill the puir Scoetch with the other. + +"C'est e'gal," said Christie in Scotch, "it's awfu' bonny." + +Gatty reached home late; his mother had retired to rest. + +But the next morning she drew from him what had happened, and then ensued +another of those dialogues which I am ashamed again to give the reader. + +Suffice it to say, that she once more prevailed, though with far greater +difficulty; time was to be given him to unsew a connection which he could +not cut asunder, and he, with tearful eyes and a heavy heart, agreed to +take some step the very first opportunity. + +This concession was hardly out of his mouth, ere his mother made him +kneel down and bestowed her blessing upon him. + +He received it coldly and dully, and expressed a languid hope it might +prove a charm to save him from despair; and sad, bitter, and dejected, +forced himself to sit down and work on the picture that was to meet his +unrelenting creditor's demand. + +He was working on his picture, and his mother, with her needle, at the +table, when a knock was heard, and gay as a lark, and fresh as the dew on +the shamrock, Christie Johnstone stood in person in the apartment. + +She was evidently the bearer of good tidings; but, before she could +express them, Mrs. Gatty beckoned her son aside, and announcing, "she +should be within hearing," bade him take the occasion that so happily +presented itself, and make the first step. + +At another time, Christie, who had learned from Jean the arrival of Mrs. +Gatty, would have been struck with the old lady's silence; but she came +to tell the depressed painter that the charitable viscount was about to +visit him and his picture; and she was so full of the good fortune likely +to ensue, that she was neglectful of minor considerations. + +It so happened, however, that certain interruptions prevented her from +ever delivering herself of the news in question. + +First, Gatty himself came to her, and, casting uneasy glances at the door +by which his mother had just gone out, said: + +"Christie!" + +"My lad!" + +"I want to paint your likeness." + +This was for a _souvenir,_ poor fellow! + +"Hech! I wad like fine to be painted." + +"It must be exactly the same size as yourself, and so like you, that, +should we be parted, I may seem not to be quite alone in the world." + +Here he was obliged to turn his head away. + +"But we'll no pairt," replied Christie, cheerfully. "Suppose ye're puir, +I'm rich, and it's a' one; dinna be so cast down for auchty pund." + +At this, a slipshod servant entered, and said: "There's a fisher lad, +inquiring for Christie Johnstone." + +"It will be Flucker," said Christie; "show him ben. What's wrang the noo +I wonder!" + +The baddish boy entered, took up a position and remained apparently +passive, hands in pockets. + +_Christie._ "Aweel, what est?" + +_Flucker._ "Custy." + +_Christie._ "What's your will, my manny?" + +_Flucker._ "Custy, I was at Inch Keith the day." + +_Christie._ "And hae ye really come to Edinbro' to tell me thaat?" + +_Flucker (dryly)._ "Oh! ye ken the lasses are a hantle wiser than we +are--will ye hear me? South Inch Keith, I played a bowl i' the water, +just for divairsion--and I catched twarree fish!" + +_Christie._ "Floonders, I bet." + +_Flucker._ "Does floonders swim high? I'll let you see his gills, and if +ye are a reicht fishwife ye'll smell bluid." + +Here he opened his jacket, and showed a bright little fish. + +In a moment all Christie's nonchalance gave way to a fiery animation. She +darted to Flucker's side. + +"Ye hae na been sae daft as tell?" asked she. + +Flucker shook his head contemptuously. + +"Ony birds at the island, Flucker?" + +"Sea-maws, plenty, and a bird I dinna ken; he moonted sae high, then doon +like thunder intil the sea, and gart the water flee as high as Haman, and +porpoises as big as my boat." + +"Porr-poises, fulish laddy--ye hae seen the herrin whale at his wark, and +the solant guse ye hae seen her at wark; and beneath the sea, Flucker, +every coedflsh and doegfish, and fish that has teeth, is after them; and +half Scotland wad be at Inch Keith Island if they kenned what ye hae +tell't me--dinna speak to me." + +During this, Gatty, who did not comprehend this sudden excitement, or +thought it childish, had tried in vain to win her attention. + +At last he said, a little peevishly, "Will you not attend to me, and tell +me at least when you will sit to me?" + +Set!" cried she. "When there's nae wark to be done stanning." + +And with this she was gone. + +At the foot of the stairs, she said to her brother: + +"Puir lad! I'll sune draw auchty punds fra' the sea for him, with my +feyther's nets." + +As she disappeared, Mrs. Gatty appeared. "And this is the woman whose +mind was not in her dirty business," cried she. "Does not that open your +eyes, Charles?" + +"Ah! Charles," added she, tenderly, "there's no friend like a mother." + +And off she carried the prize--his vanity had been mortified. + +And so that happened to Christie Johnstone which has befallen many a +woman--the greatness of her love made that love appear small to her +lover. + +"Ah! mother," cried he, "I must live for you and my art; I am not so dear +to her as I thought." + +And so, with a sad heart, he turned away from her; while she, with a +light heart, darted away to think and act for him. + + + + +CHAPTER XII. + + +IT was some two hours after this that a gentleman, plainly dressed, but +whose clothes seemed a part of himself (whereas mine I have observed hang +upon me; and the Rev. Josiah Splitall's stick to him)--glided into the +painter's room, with an inquiry whether he had not a picture or two +disposable. + +"I have one finished picture, sir," said the poor boy; "but the price is +high!" + +He brought it, in a faint-hearted way; for he had shown it to five +picture-dealers, and all five agreed it was hard. + +He had painted a lime-tree, distant fifty yards, and so painted it that +it looked something like a lime-tree fifty yards off. + +"That was _mesquin,"_ said his judges; "the poetry of painting required +abstract trees, at metaphysical distance, not the various trees of +nature, as they appear under positive accidents." + +On this Mr. Gatty had deluged them with words. + +"When it is art, truth, or sense to fuse a cow, a horse, and a critic +into one undistinguishable quadruped, with six legs, then it will be art +to melt an ash, an elm, and a lime, things that differ more than +quadrupeds, into what you call abstract trees, that any man who has seen +a tree, as well as looked at one, would call drunken stinging-nettles. +You, who never look at nature, how can you judge the arts, which are all +but copies of nature? At two hundred yards' distance, full-grown trees +are more distinguishable than the animal tribe. Paint me an abstract +human being, neither man nor a woman," said he, "and then I will agree to +paint a tree that shall be no tree; and, if no man will buy it, perhaps +the father of lies will take it off my hands, and hang it in the only +place it would not disgrace." + +In short, he never left off till he had crushed the non-buyers with +eloquence and satire; but he could not crush them into buyers--they beat +him at the passive retort. + +Poor Gatty, when the momentary excitement of argument had subsided, drank +the bitter cup all must drink awhile, whose bark is alive and strong +enough to stem the current down which the dead, weak things of the world +are drifting, many of them into safe harbors. + +And now he brought out his picture with a heavy heart. + +"Now," said he to himself, "this gentleman will talk me dead, and leave +me no richer in coin, and poorer in time and patience." + +The picture was placed in a light, the visitor sat down before it. + +A long pause ensued. + +"Has he fainted?" thought Gatty, ironically; "he doesn't gabble." + +"If you do not mind painting before me," said the visitor, "I should be +glad if you would continue while I look into this picture." + +Gatty painted. + +The visitor held his tongue. + +At first the silence made the artist uneasy, but by degrees it began to +give him pleasure; whoever this was, it was not one of the flies that had +hitherto stung him, nor the jackdaws that had chattered him dead. + +Glorious silence! he began to paint under its influence like one +inspired. + +Half an hour passed thus. + +"What is the price of this work of art?" + +"Eighty pounds." + +"I take it," said his visitor, quietly. + +What, no more difficulty than that? He felt almost disappointed at +gaining his object so easily. + +"I am obliged to you, sir; much obliged to you," he added, for he +reflected what eighty pounds were to him just then. + +"It is my descendants who are obliged to you," replied the gentleman; +"the picture is immortal!" + +These words were an epoch in the painter's life. + +The grave, silent inspection that had preceded them, the cool, +deliberate, masterly tone in which they were said, made them oracular to +him. + +Words of such import took him by surprise. + +He had thirsted for average praise in vain. + +A hand had taken him, and placed him at the top of the tree. + +He retired abruptly, or he would have burst into tears. + +He ran to his mother. + +"Mother," said he, "I am a painter; I always thought so at bottom, but I +suppose it is the height of my ideas makes me discontented with my work." + +"What has happened?' + +"There is a critic in my room. I had no idea there was a critic in the +creation, and there is one in my room. + +"Has he bought your picture, my poor boy?" said Mrs. Gatty, +distrustfully. + +To her surprise he replied: + +"Yes! he has got it; only eighty pounds for an immortal picture." + +Mrs. Gatty was overjoyed, Gatty was a little sad; but, reviving, he +professed himself glad; the picture was going to a judge. + +"It is not much money," said he, "but the man has spoken words that are +ten thousand pounds to me." + +He returned to the room; his visitor, hat in hand, was about to go; a few +words were spoken about the art of painting, this led to a conversation, +and then to a short discussion. + +The newcomer soon showed Mr. Charles Gatty his ignorance of facts. + +This man had sat quietly before a multitude of great pictures, new and +old, in England. + +He cooled down Charles Gatty, Esq., monopolist of nature and truth. + +He quoted to him thirty painters in Germany, who paint every stroke of a +landscape in the open air, and forty in various nations who had done it +in times past. + +"You, sir," he went on, "appear to hang on the skirts of a certain +clique, who handle the brush well, but draw ill, and look at nature +through the spectacles of certain ignorant painters who spoiled canvas +four hundred years ago. + +"Go no further in that direction. + +"Those boys, like all quacks, have one great truth which they disfigure +with more than one falsehood. + +"Hold fast their truth, which is a truth the world has always possessed, +though its practice has been confined to the honest and laborious few. + +"Eschew their want of mind and taste. + +"Shrink with horror from that profane _culte de laideur,_ that 'love of +the lopsided,' they have recovered from the foul receptacles of decayed +art." + +He reminded him further, that "Art is not imitation, but illusion; that a +plumber and glazier of our day and a medieval painter are more alike than +any two representatives of general styles that can be found; and for the +same reason, namely, that with each of these art is in its infancy; these +two sets of bunglers have not learned how to produce the illusions of +art." + +To all this he added a few words of compliment on the mind, as well as +mechanical dexterity, of the purchased picture, bade him good morning, +and glided away like a passing sunbeam. + +"A mother's blessing is a great thing to have, and to deserve," said Mrs. +Gatty, who had rejoined her son. + +"It is, indeed," said Charles. He could not help being struck by the +coincidence. + +He had made a sacrifice to his mother, and in a few hours one of his +troubles had melted away. + +In the midst of these reflections arrived Mr. Saunders with a note. + +The note contained a check for one hundred and fifty pounds, with these +lines, in which the writer excused himself for the amendment: "I am a +painter myself," said he, "and it is impossible that eighty pounds can +remunerate the time expended on this picture, to say nothing of the +skill." + +We have treated this poor boy's picture hitherto with just contempt, but +now that it is gone into a famous collection, mind, we always admired it; +we always said so, we take our oath we did; if we have hitherto deferred +framing it, that was merely because it was not sold. + +MR. GATTY'S PICTURE, AT PRESENT IN THE COLLECTION OF LORD IPSDEN! + +There was, hundreds of years ago, a certain Bishop of Durham, who used to +fight in person against the Scotch, and defeat them. When he was not with +his flock, the northern wolves sometimes scattered it; but when the holy +father was there with his prayers and his battle-ax, England won the day! + +This nettled the Scottish king, so he penetrated one day, with a large +band, as far as Durham itself, and for a short time blocked the prelate +up in his stronghold. This was the period of Mr. Gatty's picture. + +Whose title was: + +_"Half Church of God, half Tower against the Scot."_ + +In the background was the cathedral, on the towers of which paced to and +fro men in armor, with the western sun glittering thereon. In the center, +a horse and cart, led by a boy, were carrying a sheaf of arrows, tied +with a straw band. In part of the foreground was the prelate, in a half +suit of armor, but bareheaded; he was turning away from the boy to whom +his sinking hand had indicated his way into the holy castle, and his +benignant glance rested on a child, whom its mother was holding up for +his benediction. In the foreground the afternoon beams sprinkled gold on +a long grassy slope, corresponding to the elevation on which the +cathedral stood, separated by the river Wear from the group; and these +calm beauties of Nature, with the mother and child, were the peaceful +side of this twofold story. + +Such are the dry details. But the soul of its charm no pen can fling on +paper. For the stately cathedral stood and lived; the little leaves +slumbered yet lived; and the story floated and lived, in the potable gold +of summer afternoon. + +To look at this painted poem was to feel a thrill of pleasure in bare +existence; it went through the eyes, where paintings stop, and warmed the +depths and recesses of the heart with its sunshine and its glorious air. + + +CHAPTER XIII. + + +"WHAT is in the wind this dark night? Six Newhaven boats and twenty boys +and hobbledehoys, hired by the Johnstones at half a crown each for a +night's job." + +"Secret service!" + +"What is it for?" + +"I think it is a smuggling lay," suggested Flucker, "but we shall know +all in good time." + +"Smuggling!" Their countenances fell; they had hoped for something more +nearly approaching the illegal. + +"Maybe she has fand the herrin'," said a ten-year-old. + +"Haw! haw! haw!" went the others. "She find the herrin', when there's +five hundred fishermen after them baith sides the Firrth." + +The youngster was discomfited. + +In fact the expedition bore no signs of fishing. + +The six boats sailed at sundown, led by Flucker. He brought to on the +south side of Inch Keith, and nothing happened for about an hour. + +Then such boys as were awake saw two great eyes of light coming up from +Granton; rattle went the chain cable, and Lord Ipsden's cutter swung at +anchor in four fathom water. + +A thousand questions to Flucker. + +A single puff of tobacco-smoke was his answer. + +And now crept up a single eye of light from Leith; she came among the +boats; the boys recognized a crazy old cutter from Leith harbor, with +Christie Johnstone on board. + +"What is that brown heap on her deck?" + +"A mountain of nets--fifty stout herring-nets." + +_Tunc manifesta fides._ + +A yell burst from all the boys. + +"He's gaun to tak us to Dunbar." + +"Half a crown! ye're no blate." + +Christie ordered the boats alongside her cutter, and five nets were +dropped into each boat, six into Flucker's. + +The depth of the water was given them, and they were instructed to shoot +their nets so as to keep a fathom and a half above the rocky bottom. + +A herring net is simply a wall of meshes twelve feet deep, fifty feet +long; it sinks to a vertical position by the weight of net twine, and is +kept from sinking to the bottom of the sea by bladders or corks. These +nets are tied to one another, and paid out at the stern of the boat. Boat +and nets drift with the tide; if, therefore, the nets touched the rocks +they would be torn to pieces, and the fisherman ruined. + +And this saves the herring--that fish lies hours and hours at the very +bottom of the sea like a stone, and the poor fisherman shall drive with +his nets a yard or two over a square mile of fish, and not catch a +herring tail; on the other hand, if they rise to play for five minutes, +in that five minutes they shall fill seven hundred boats. + +At nine o'clock all the boats had shot their nets, and Christie went +alongside his lordship's cutter; he asked her many questions about +herring fishery, to which she gave clear answers, derived from her +father, who had always been what the fishermen call a lucky fisherman; +that is, he had opened his eyes and judged for himself. + +Lord Ipsden then gave her blue lights to distribute among the boats, that +the first which caught herring might signal all hands. + +This was done, and all was expectation. Eleven o'clock came--no signal +from any boat. + +Christie became anxious. At last she went round to the boats; found the +boys all asleep except the baddish boy; waked them up, and made them all +haul in their first net. The nets came in as black as ink, no sign of a +herring. + +There was but one opinion; there was no herring at Inch Keith; they had +not been there this seven years. + +At last, Flucker, to whom she came in turn, told her he was going into +two fathom water, where he would let out the bladders and drop the nets +on their cursed backs. + +A strong remonstrance was made by Christie, but the baddish boy insisted +that he had an equal right in all her nets, and, setting his sail, he ran +into shoal water. + +Christie began to be sorrowful; instead of making money, she was going to +throw it away, and the ne'er-do-weel Flucker would tear six nets from the +ropes. + +Flucker hauled down his sail, and unstepped his mast in two fathom water; +but he was not such a fool as to risk his six nets; he devoted one to his +experiment, and did it well; he let out his bladder line a fathom, so +that one half his net would literally be higgledy-piggledy with the +rocks, unless the fish were there _en masse._ + +No long time was required. + +In five minutes he began to haul in the net; first, the boys hauled in +the rope, and then the net began to approach the surface. Flucker looked +anxiously down, the other lads incredulously; suddenly they all gave a +yell of triumph--an appearance of silver and lightning mixed had glanced +up from the bottom; in came the first two yards of the net--there were +three herrings in it. These three proved Flucker's point as well as three +million. + +They hauled in the net. Before they had a quarter of it in, the net came +up to the surface, and the sea was alive with molten silver. The upper +half of the net was empty, but the lower half was one solid mass of fish. + +The boys could not find a mesh, they had nothing to handle but fish. + +At this moment the easternmost boat showed a blue light. + +"The fish are rising," said Flucker, "we'll na risk nae mair nets." + +Soon after this a sort of song was heard from the boat that had showed a +light. Flucker, who had got his net in, ran down to her, and found, as he +suspected, that the boys had not power to draw the weight of fish over +the gunwale. + +They were singing, as sailors do, that they might all pull together; he +gave them two of his crew, and ran down to his own skipper. + +The said skipper gave him four men. + +Another blue light! + +Christie and her crew came a little nearer the boats, and shot twelve +nets. + +The yachtsmen entered the sport with zeal, so did his lordship. + +The boats were all full in a few minutes, and nets still out. + +Then Flucker began to fear some of these nets would sink with the weight +of fish; for the herring die after a while in a net, and a dead herring +sinks. + +What was to be done? + +They got two boats alongside the cutter, and unloaded them into her as +well as they could; but before they could half do this the other boats +hailed them. + +They came to one of them; the boys were struggling with a thing which no +stranger would have dreamed was a net. + +Imagine a white sheet, fifty feet long, varnished with red-hot silver. +There were twenty barrels in this single net. By dint of fresh hands they +got half of her in, and then the meshes began to break; the men leaned +over the gunwale, and put their arms round blocks and masses of fish, and +so flung them on board; and the codfish and dogfish snapped them almost +out of the men's hands like tigers. + +At last they came to a net which was a double wall of herring; it had +been some time in the water, and many of the fish were dead; they tried +their best, but it was impracticable; they laid hold of the solid +herring, and when they lifted up a hundred-weight clear of the water, +away it all tore, and sank back again. + +They were obliged to cut away this net, with twenty pounds sterling in +her. They cut away the twine from the head-ropes, and net and fish went +to the bottom. + +All hands were now about the cutter; Christie's nets were all strong and +new; they had been some time in the water; in hauling them up her side, +quantities of fish fell out of the net into the water, but there were +enough left. + +She averaged twelve barrels a net. + +Such of the yawls as were not quite full crept between the cutter and the +nets, and caught all they wanted. + +The projector of this fortunate speculation suddenly announced that she +was very sleepy. + +Flucker rolled her up in a sail, and she slept the sleep of infancy on +board her cutter. + +When she awoke it was seven o'clock in the morning, and her cutter was +creeping with a smart breeze about two miles an hour, a mile from +Newhaven pier. + +The yacht had returned to Granton, and the yawls, very low in the water, +were creeping along like snails, with both sails set. + +The news was in Edinburgh long before they landed. They had been +discerned under Inch Keith at the dawn. + +And the manner of their creeping along, when there was such a breeze, +told the tale at once to the keen, experienced eyes that are sure to be +scanning the sea. + +Donkey-carts came rattling down from the capital. + +Merchants came pelting down to Newhaven pier. + +The whole story began to be put together by bits, and comprehended. Old +Johnstone's cleverness was recalled to mind. + +The few fishermen left at Newhaven were ready to kill themselves. + +Their wives were ready to do the same good office for La Johnstone. + +Four Irish merchants agreed to work together, and to make a show of +competition, the better to keep the price down within bounds. + +It was hardly fair, four men against one innocent unguarded female. + +But this is a wicked world. + +Christie landed, and proceeded to her own house; on the way she was met +by Jean Carnie, who debarrassed her of certain wrappers, and a +handkerchief she had tied round her head, and informed her she was the +pride of Newhaven. + +She next met these four little merchants, one after another. + +And since we ought to dwell as little as possible upon scenes in which +unguarded innocence is exposed to artful conspiracies, we will put a page +or two into the brute form of dramatic dialogue, and so sail through it +quicker. + +_1st Merchant._ "Where are ye going, Meggie?" + +_Christie Johnstone._ "If onybody asks ye, say ye dinna ken." + +_1st Mer._ "Will ye sell your fish?" + +_Christie._ "Suner than gie them." + +_1st Mer._ "You will be asking fifteen shillin' the cran." + +_Christie._ "And ten to that." + +_1st Mer._ "Good-morning." + +_2d Mer._ "Would he not go over fifteen shillings? Oh, the thief o' the +world!-- I'll give sixteen." + +_3d Mer._ "But I'll give eighteen." + +_2d Mer._ "More fool you! Take him up, my girl." + +_Christie._ "Twenty-five is my price the day." + +_3d Mer._ "You will keep them till Sunday week and sell their bones." + +_[Exeunt the three Merchants. Enter 4th Merchant._ + +_4th Mer._ "Are your fish sold? I'll give sixteen shillings." + +_Christie._ "I'm seeking twenty-five, an' I'm offered eighteen. + +_4th Mer._ "Take it." _[Exit._ + +_Christie._ "They hae putten their heads thegither." + +Here Flucker came up to her, and told her there was a Leith merchant +looking for her. "And, Custy," said he, "there's plenty wind getting up, +your fish will be sair hashed; put them off your hands, I rede ye." + +_Christie._ "Ay, lad! Flucker, hide, an' when I play my hand sae, ye'll +run in an cry, 'Cirsty, the Irishman will gie ye twenty-two schellin the +cran.'" + +_Flucker._ "Ye ken mair than's in the catecheesm, for as releegious as ye +are." + +The Leith merchant was Mr. Miller, and this is the way he worked. + +_Miller (in a mellifluous voice)._ "Are ye no fatigued, my deear?" + +_Christie (affecting fatigue)._ "Indeed, sir, and I am." + +_Miller._ "Shall I have the pleasure to deal wi' ye?" + +_Christie._ "If it's your pleasure, sir. I'm seekin' twenty-five +schellin." + +_Miller (pretending not to hear)._ "As you are a beginner, I must offer +fair; twenty schellin you shall have, and that's three shillings above +Dunbar." + +_Christie._ "Wad ye even carted herrin with my fish caller fra' the sea? +and Dunbar--oh, fine! ye ken there's nae herrin at Dunbar the morn; this +is the Dunbar schule that slipped westward. I'm the matirket, ye'll hae +to buy o' me or gang to your bed" _(here she signaled to Flucker)._ "I'll +no be oot o' mine lang." + +_Enter Flucker hastily, crying:_ "Cirsty, the Irishman will gie ye +twenty-two schellin." + +"I'll no tak it," said Christie. + +"They are keen to hae them," said Flucker; and hastily retired, as if to +treat further with the small merchants. + +On this, Mr. Miller, pretending to make for Leith, said, carelessly, +"Twenty-three shillings, or they are not for me." + +"Tak the cutter's freight at a hundre' cran, an' I'm no caring," said +Christie. + +"They are mine!" said Mr. Miller, very sharply. "How much shall I give +you the day?" + +"Auchty pund, sir, if you please--the lave when you like; I ken ye, Mr. +Miller." + +While counting her the notes, the purchaser said slyly to her: + +"There's more than a hundred cran in the cutter, my woman." + +"A little, sir," replied the vender; "but, ere I could count them till ye +by baskets, they would lose seven or eight cran in book,* your gain, my +loss." + +*Bulk. + +"You are a vara intelligent young person," said Mr. Miller, gravely. + +"Ye had measured them wi' your walking-stick, sir; there's just ae scale +ye didna wipe off, though ye are a carefu' mon, Mr. Miller; sae I laid +the bait for ye an' fine ye took it." + +Miller took out his snuff-box, and tapping it said: + +"Will ye go into partnership with me, my dear?" + +"Ay, sir!" was the reply. "When I'm aulder an' ye're younger." + +At this moment the four merchants, believing it useless to disguise their +co-operation, returned to see what could be done. + +"We shall give you a guinea a barrel." + +"Why, ye offered her twenty-two shillings before." + +"That we never did, Mr. Miller." + +"Haw! haw!" went Flucker. + +Christie looked down and blushed. + +Eyes met eyes, and without a word spoken all was comprehended and +silently approved. There was no nonsense uttered about morality in +connection with dealing. + +Mr. Miller took an enormous pinch of snuff, and drew for the benefit of +all present the following inference: + +MR. MILLER'S APOTHEGM. + +"Friends and neighbors! when a man's heed is gray with age and thoucht +_(pause)_ he's just fit to go to schule to a young lass o' twenty." + +There was a certain middle-aged fishwife, called Beeny Liston, a tenant +of Christie Johnstone's; she had not paid her rent for some time, and she +had not been pressed for it; whether this, or the whisky she was in the +habit of taking, rankled in her mind, certain it is she had always an ill +word for her landlady. + +She now met her, envied her success, and called out in a coarse tone: + +"Oh, ye're a gallant quean; ye'll be waur than ever the noo." + +"What's wrang, if ye please?" said the Johnstone, sharply. + +Reader, did you ever see two fallow bucks commence a duel? + +They strut round, eight yards apart, tails up, look carefully another way +to make the other think it all means nothing, and, being both equally +sly, their horns come together as if by concert. + +Even so commenced this duel of tongues between these two heroines. + +Beeny Liston, looking at everybody but Christie, addressed the natives +who were congregating thus: + +"Did ever ye hear o' a decent lass taking the herrin' oot o' the men's +mooths?--is yon a woman's pairt, I'm asking ye?" + +On this, Christie, looking carefully at all the others except Beeny, +inquired with an air of simple curiosity: + +"Can onybody tell me wha Liston Carnie's drunken wife is speakin' till? +no to ony decent lass, though. Na! ye ken she wad na hae th' impudence!" + +"Oh, ye ken fine I'm speakin' till yoursel'." + +Here the horns clashed together. + +"To me, woman?" _(with admirably acted surprise.)_ "Oo, ay! it will be +for the twa years' rent you're awin me. Giest!" + +_Beeny Liston._ "Ye're just the impudentest girrl i' the toon, an' ye hae +proved it the day" (her arms akimbo). + +_Christie (arms akimbo)._ "Me, impudent? how daur ye speak against my +charackter, that's kenned for decency o' baith sides the Firrth." + +_Beeny (contemptuously)._ "Oh, ye're sly enough to beguile the men, but +we ken ye." + +_Christie._ "I'm no sly, and" _(drawing near and hissing the words)_ "I'm +no like the woman Jean an' I saw in Rose Street, dead drunk on the +causeway, while her mon was working for her at sea. If ye're no ben your +hoose in ae minute, I'll say that will gar Liston Carnie fling ye ower +the pier-head, ye fool-moothed drunken leear--Scairt!"* + +*A local word; a corruption from the French _Sortez._ + +If my reader has seen and heard Mademoiselle Rachel utter her famous +_Sortez,_ in "Virginie," he knows exactly with what a gesture and tone +the Johnstone uttered this word. + +_Beeny (in a voice of whining surprise)._ "Hech! what a spite Flucker +Johnstone's dochter has taen against us." + +_Christie._ "Scairt!" + +_Beeny (in a coaxing voice, and moving a step)._ "Aweel! what's a' your +paession, my boenny woman?" + +_Christie._ "Scairt!" + +Beeny retired before the thunder and lightning of indignant virtue. + +Then all the fishboys struck up a dismal chant of victory. + +"Yoo-hoo--Custy's won the day--Beeny's scair_tit,"_ going up on the last +syllable. + +Christie moved slowly away toward her own house, but before she could +reach the door she began to whimper--little fool. + +Thereat chorus of young Athenians chanted: + +"Yu-hoo! come back, Beeny, ye'll maybe win yet. Custy's away gree_tin"_ +_(going up on the last syllable)._ + +"I'm no greetin, ye rude bairns," said Christie, bursting into tears, and +retiring as soon as she had effected that proof of her philosophy. + +It was about four hours later; Christie had snatched some repose. The +wind, as Flucker prognosticated, had grown into a very heavy gale, and +the Firth was brown and boiling. + +Suddenly a clamor was heard on the shore, and soon after a fishwife made +her appearance, with rather a singular burden. + +Her husband, ladies; _rien que cela._ + +She had him by the scruff of the neck; he was _dos-'a-dos,_ with his +booted legs kicking in the air, and his fists making warlike but idle +demonstrations and his mouth uttering ineffectual bad language. + +This worthy had been called a coward by Sandy Liston, and being about to +fight with him, and get thrashed, his wife had whipped him up and carried +him away; she now flung him down, at some risk of his equilibrium. + +"Ye are not fit to feicht wi' Sandy Liston," said she; "if ye are for +feichtin, here's for ye." + +As a comment to this proposal, she tucked up the sleeves of her short +gown. He tried to run by her; she caught him by the bosom, and gave him a +violent push, that sent him several paces backward; he looked half +fierce, half astounded; ere he could quite recover himself, his little +servant forced a pipe into his hand, and he smoked contented and +peaceable. + +Before tobacco the evil passions fall, they tell me. + +The cause of this quarrel soon explained itself; up came Sandy Liston, +cursing and swearing. + +"What! ye hae gotten till your wife's; that's the place for ye; to say +there's a brig in distress, and ye'll let her go on the rocks under your +noses. But what are ye afraid o'? there's na danger?" + +"Nae danger!" said one of the reproached, "are ye fou?" + +"Ye are fou wi' fear yoursel'; of a' the beasts that crawl the airth, a +cooward is the ugliest, I think." + +"The wifes will no let us," said one, sulkily. + +"It's the woman in your hairts that keeps ye," roared Sandy hoarsely; +"curse ye, ye are sure to dee ane day, and ye are sure to be----!" (a +past participle) "soon or late, what signifies when? Oh! curse the hour +ever I was born amang sic a cooardly crew." _(Gun at sea.)_ + +"There!" + +"She speaks till ye, hersel'; she cries for maircy; to think that, of a' +that hear ye cry, Alexander Liston is the only mon mon enough to answer." +_(Gun.)_ + +"You are mistaken, Mr. Alexander Liston," said a clear, smart voice, +whose owner had mingled unobserved with the throng; "there are always men +to answer such occasions; now, my lads, your boats have plenty of beam, +and, well handled, should live in any sea; who volunteers with Alexander +Liston and me?" + +The speaker was Lord Ipsden. + +The fishwives of Newhaven, more accustomed to measure men than poor +little Lady Barbara Sinclair, saw in this man what in point of fact he +was--a cool, daring devil, than whom none more likely to lead men into +mortal danger, or pull them through it, for that matter. + +They recognized their natural enemy, and collected together against him, +like hens at the sight of a hawk. + +"And would you really entice our men till their death?" + +"My life's worth as much as theirs, I suppose. + +"Nae! your life! it's na worth a button; when you dee, your next kin will +dance, and wha'll greet? but our men hae wife and bairns to look till." +_(Gun at sea.)_ + +"Ah! I didn't look at it in that light," said Lord Ipsden. He then +demanded paper and ink; Christie Johnstone, who had come out of her +house, supplied it from her treasures, and this cool hand actually began +to convey a hundred and fifty thousand pounds away, upon a sheet of paper +blowing in the wind; when he had named his residuary legatee, and +disposed of certain large bequests, he came to the point-- + +"Christie Johnstone, what can these people live on? two hundred a year? +living is cheap here--confound the wind!" + +"Twahundred? Fifty! Vile count." + +"Don't call me vile count. I am Ipsden, and my name's Richard. Now, then, +be smart with your names." + +Three men stepped forward, gave their names, had their widows provided +for, and went for their sou'westers, etc. + +"Stay," said Lord Ipsden, writing. "To Christina Johnstone, out of +respect for her character, one thousand pounds." + +"Richard! dinna gang," cried Christie, "oh, dinna gang, dinna gang, dinna +gang; it's no your business." + +"Will you lend me your papa's Flushing jacket and sou'wester, my dear? If +I was sure to be drowned, I'd go!" + +Christie ran in for them. + +In the mean time, discomposed by the wind, and by feelings whose +existence neither he, nor I, nor any one suspected, Saunders, after a +sore struggle between the frail man and the perfect domestic, blurted +out: + +"My lord, I beg your lordship's pardon, but it blows tempestuous." + +"That is why the brig wants us," was the reply. + +"My lord, I beg your lordship's pardon," whimpered Saunders. "But, oh! my +lord, don't go; it's all very well for fishermen to be drowned; it is +their business, but not yours, my lord." + +"Saunders, help me on with this coat." + +Christie had brought it. + +"Yes, my lord," said Saunders, briskly, his second nature reviving. + +His lordship, while putting on the coat and hat, undertook to cool Mr. +Saunders's aristocratic prejudices. + +"Should Alexander Liston and I be drowned," said he, coolly, "when our +bones come ashore, you will not know which are the fisherman's and which +the viscount's." So saying, he joined the enterprise. + +"I shall pray for ye, lad," said Christie Johnstone, and she retired for +that purpose. + +Saunders, with a heavy heart, to the nearest tavern, to prepare an +account of what he called "Heroism in High Life," large letters, and the +usual signs of great astonishment!!!!! for the _Polytechnic Magazine._ + +The commander of the distressed vessel had been penny-wise. He had +declined a pilot off the Isle of May, trusting to fall in with one close +to the port of Leith; but a heavy gale and fog had come on; he knew +himself in the vicinity of dangerous rocks; and, to make matters worse, +his ship, old and sore battered by a long and stormy voyage, was leaky; +and unless a pilot came alongside, his fate would be, either to founder, +or run upon the rocks, where he must expect to go to pieces in a quarter +of an hour. + +The Newhaven boat lay in comparatively smooth water, on the lee side of +the pier. + +Our adventurers got into her, stepped the mast, set a small sail, and ran +out! Sandy Liston held the sheet, passed once round the belaying-pin, and +whenever a larger wave than usual came at them, he slacked the sheet, and +the boat, losing her way, rose gently, like a cork, upon seas that had +seemed about to swallow her. + +But seen from the shore it was enough to make the most experienced wince; +so completely was this wooden shell lost to sight, as she descended from +a wave, that each time her reappearance seemed a return from the dead. + +The weather was misty--the boat was soon lost sight of; the story remains +ashore. + + + +CHAPTER XIV. + + +IT was an hour later; the natives of the New Town had left the pier, and +were about their own doors, when three Buckhaven fishermen came slowly up +from the pier; these men had arrived in one of their large fishing-boats, +which defy all weather. + +The men came slowly up; their petticoat trousers were drenched, and their +neck-handkerchiefs and hair were wet with spray. + +At the foot of the New Town they stood still and whispered to each other. + +There was something about these men that drew the eye of Newhaven upon +them. + +In the first place a Buckhaven man rarely communicates with natives of +Newhaven, except at the pier, where he brings in his cod and ling from +the deep sea, flings them out like stones, and sells them to the +fishwives; then up sail and away for Fifeshire. + +But these men evidently came ashore to speak to some one in the town. + +They whispered together; something appeared to be proposed and demurred +to; but at last two went slowly back toward the pier, and the eldest +remained, with a fisherman's long mackintosh coat in his hand which the +others had given him as they left him. + +With this in his hand, the Buckhaven fisherman stood in an irresolute +posture; he looked down, and seemed to ask himself what course he should +take. + +"What's wrang?" said Jean Carnie, who, with her neighbors, had observed +the men; "I wish yon man may na hae ill news." + +"What ill news wad he hae?" replied another. + +"Are ony freends of Liston Carnie here?" said the fisherman. + +"The wife's awa' to Granton, Beeny Liston they ca' her--there's his +house," added Jean, pointing up the row. + +"Ay," said the fisherman, "I ken he lived there." + +"Lived there!" cried Christie Johnstone. "Oh, what's this?" + +"Freends," said the man, gravely, "his boat is driving keel uppermost in +Kircauldy Bay. We passed her near enough to read the name upon her." + +"But the men will have won to shore, please God?" + +The fisherman shook his head. + +"She'll hae coupit a mile wast Inch Keith, an' the tide rinning aff the +island an' a heavy sea gaun. This is a' Newhaven we'll see of them +_(holding up the coat)_ "till they rise to the top in three weeks' time." + +The man then took the coat, which was now seen to be drenched with water, +and hung it up on a line not very far from its unfortunate owner's house. +Then, in the same grave and subdued tone in which he had spoken all +along, he said, "We are sorry to bring siccan a tale into your toon," and +slowly moved off to rejoin his comrades, who had waited for him at no +great distance. They then passed through the Old Town, and in five +minutes the calamity was known to the whole place. + +After the first stupor, the people in the New Town collected into knots, +and lamented their hazardous calling, and feared for the lives of those +that had just put to sea in this fatal gale for the rescue of strangers, +and the older ones failed not to match this present sorrow with others +within their recollection. + +In the middle of this, Flucker Johnstone came hastily in from the Old +Town and told them he had seen the wife, Beeny Liston, coming through +from Granton. + +The sympathy of all was instantly turned in this direction. + +"She would hear the news." + +"It would fall on her like a thunderclap." + +"What would become of her?" + +Every eye was strained toward the Old Town, and soon the poor woman was +seen about to emerge from it; but she was walking in her usual way, and +they felt she could not carry her person so if she knew. + +At the last house she was seen to stop and speak to a fisherman and his +wife that stood at their own door. + +"They are telling her," was then the cry. + +Beeny Liston then proceeded on her way. + +Every eye was strained. + +No! they had not told her. + +She came gayly on, the unconscious object of every eye and every heart. + +The hands of this people were hard, and their tongues rude, but they +shrunk from telling this poor woman of her bereavement--they thought it +kinder she should know it under her own roof, from her friends or +neighbors, than from comparative strangers. + +She drew near her own door. + +And now a knot collected round Christie Johnstone, and urged her to +undertake the sad task. + +"You that speak sa learned, Christie, ye should tell her; we daur na." + +"How can I tell her?" said Christie, turning pale. "How will I tell her? +I'se try." + +She took one trembling step to meet the woman. + +Beeny's eye fell upon her. + +"Ay! here's the Queen o' Newhaven," cried she, in a loud and rather +coarse voice. "The men will hae ta leave the place now y' are turned +fisherman, I daur say." + +"Oh, dinna fieicht on me! dinna fieicht on me!" cried Christie, +trembling. + +"Maircy on us," said the other, "auld Flucker Johnstone's dochter turned +humble. What next?" + +"I'm vexed for speaking back till ye the morn," faltered Christie. + +"Hett," said the woman carelessly, "let yon flea stick i' the wa'. I +fancy I began on ye. Aweel, Cirsty," said she, falling into a friendlier +tone; "it's the place we live in spoils us--Newhaven's an impudent toon, +as sure as deeth. + +"I passed through the Auld Toon the noo--a place I never speak in; an' if +they did na glower at me as I had been a strange beast. + +"They cam' to their very doors to glower at me; if ye'll believe me, I +thoucht shame. + +"At the hinder end my paassion got up, and I faced a wife East-by, and I +said, 'What gars ye glower at me that way, ye ignorant woman?' ye would +na think it, she answered like honey itsel'. 'I'm askin' your paarrdon,' +says she; and her mon by her side said, 'Gang hame to your ain hoose, my +woman, and Gude help ye, and help us a' at our need,' the decent mon. +'It's just there I'm for,' said I, 'to get my mon his breakfast.'" + +All who heard her drew their breath with difficulty. + +The woman then made for her own house, but in going up the street she +passed the wet coat hanging on the line. + +She stopped directly. + +They all trembled--they had forgotten the coat--it was all over; the coat +would tell the tale. + +"Aweel," said she, "I could sweer that's Liston Carnie's coat, a droukit +wi' the rain; then she looked again at it, and added, slowly, "if I did +na ken he has his away wi' him at the piloting." And in another moment +she was in her own house, leaving them all standing there half stupefied. + +Christie had indeed endeavored to speak, but her tongue had cloven to her +mouth. + +While they stood looking at one another, and at Beeny Liston's door, a +voice that seemed incredibly rough, loud and harsh, jarred upon them; it +was Sandy Liston, who came in from Leith, shouting: + +"Fifty pounds for salvage, lasses! is na thaat better than staying +cooard-like aside the women?" + +"Whisht! whisht!" cried Christie. + +"We are in heavy sorrow; puir Liston Cairnie and his son Willy lie deed +at the bottom o' the Firrth." + +"Gude help us!" said Sandy, and his voice sank. + +"An', oh, Sandy, the wife does na ken, and it's hairt-breaking to see +her, and hear her; we canna get her tell't; ye're the auldest mon here; +ye'll tell her, will ye no, Sandy?" + +"No, me, that' I will not!" + +"Oh, yes; ye are kenned for your stoot heart, an' courage; ye come fra' +facing the sea an' wind in a bit yawl." + +"The sea and the wind," cried he, contemptuously; "they be ----, I'm used +wi' them; but to look a woman i' the face, an' tell her her mon and her +son are drowned since yestreen, I hae na coorage for that." + +All further debate was cut short by the entrance of one who came +expressly to discharge the sad duty all had found so difficult. It was +the Presbyterian clergyman of the place; he waved them back. "I know, I +know," said he, solemnly. "Where is the wife?" + +She came out of her house at this moment, as it happened, to purchase +something at Drysale's shop, which was opposite. + +"Beeny," said the clergyman, "I have sorrowful tidings." + +"Tell me them, sir," said she, unmoved. "Is it a deeth?" added she, +quietly. + +"It is!--death, sudden and terrible; in your own house I must tell it +you--(and may God show me how to break it to her)." + +He entered her house. + +"Aweel," said the woman to the others, "it maun be some far-awa cousin, +or the like, for Liston an' me hae nae near freends. Meg, ye idle fuzzy," +screamed she to her servant, who was one of the spectators, "your pat is +no on yet; div ye think the men will no be hungry when they come in fra' +the sea?" + +"They will never hunger nor thirst ony mair," said Jean, solemnly, as the +bereaved woman entered her own door. + +There ensued a listless and fearful silence. + +Every moment some sign of bitter sorrow was expected to break forth from +the house, but none came; and amid the expectation and silence the waves +dashed louder and louder, as it seemed, against the dike, conscious of +what they had done. + +At last, in a moment, a cry of agony arose, so terrible that all who +heard it trembled, and more than one woman shrieked in return, and fled +from the door, at which, the next moment, the clergyman stood alone, +collected, but pale, and beckoned. Several women advanced. + +"One woman," said he. + +Jean Carnie was admitted; and after a while returned. + +"She is come to hersel'," whispered she; "I am no weel mysel'." And she +passed into her own house. + +Then Flucker crept to the door to see. + +"Oh, dinna spy on her," cried Christie. + +"Oh, yes, Flucker," said many voices. + +"He is kneelin'," said Flucker. "He has her hand, to gar her kneel +tae--she winna--she does na see him, nor hear him; he will hae her. He +has won her to kneel--he is prayin, an' greetin aside her. I canna see +noo, my een's blinded." + +"He's a gude mon," said Christie. "Oh, what wad we do without the +ministers?" + +Sandy Liston had been leaning sorrowfully against the wall of the next +house; he now broke out: + +"An auld shipmate at the whale-fishing!!! an' noow we'll never lift the +dredging sang thegither again, in yon dirty detch that's droowned him; I +maun hae whisky, an' forget it a'." + +He made for the spirit-shop like a madman; but ere he could reach the +door a hand was laid on him like a vise. Christie Johnstone had literally +sprung on him. She hated this horrible vice--had often checked him; and +now it seemed so awful a moment for such a sin, that she forgot the wild +and savage nature of the man, who had struck his own sister, and +seriously hurt her, a month before--she saw nothing but the vice and its +victim, and she seized him by the collar, with a grasp from which he in +vain attempted to shake himself loose. + +"No! ye'll no gang there at siccan a time." + +"Hands off, ye daft jaud," roared he, "or there'll be another deeth i' +the toon." + +At the noise Jean Carnie ran in. + +"Let the ruffian go," cried she, in dismay. "Oh, Christie, dinna put your +hand on a lion's mane." + +"Yes, I'll put my hand on his mane, ere I'll let him mak a beast o' +himsel'." + +"Sandy, if ye hurt her, I'll find twenty lads that will lay ye deed at +her feet." + +"Haud your whisht," said Christie, very sharply, "he's no to be +threetened." + +Sandy Liston, black and white with rage, ground his teeth together, and +said, lifting his hand, "Wull ye let me go, or must I tak my hand till +ye?" + +"No!" said Christie, "I'll no let ye go, _sae look me i' the face; +Flucker's dochter, your auld comrade, that saved your life at Holy Isle, +think o' his face--an' look in mines--an' strike me!!!"_ + +They glared on one another--he fiercely and unsteadily; she firmly and +proudly. + +Jean Carnie said afterward, "Her eyes were like coals of fire." + +"Ye are doing what nae mon i' the toon daur; ye are a bauld, unwise +lassy." + +"It's you mak me bauld," was the instant reply. "I saw ye face the mad +sea, to save a ship fra' the rocks, an' will I fear a mon's hand, when I +can save" _(rising to double her height)_ "my feyther's auld freend fra' +the puir mon's enemy, the enemy o' mankind, the cursed, cursed drink? Oh, +Sandy Liston, hoow could ye think to put an enemy in your mooth to steal +awa your brains!" + +"This 's no Newhaven chat; wha lairns ye sic words o' power?" + +"A deed mon!" + +"I would na wonder, y' are no canny; she's ta'en a' the poower oot o' my +body, I think." Then suddenly descending to a tone of abject submission, +"What's your pleesure, Flucker Johnstone's dochter?" + +She instantly withdrew the offending grasp, and, leaning affectionately +on his shoulder, she melted into her rich Ionic tones. + +"It's no a time for sin; ye'll sit by my fire, an' get your dinner; a +bonny haggis hae I for you an' Flucker, an' we'll improve this sorrowfu' +judgment; an' ye'll tell me o' auld times--o' my feyther dear, that +likeit ye weel, Sandy--o' the storrms ye hae weathered, side by side--o' +the muckle whales ye killed Greenland way--an' abune a', o' the lives ye +hae saved at sea, by your daurin an' your skell; an', oh, Sandy, will na +that be better as sit an' poor leequid damnation doown your throat, an' +gie awa the sense an' feeling o' a mon for a sair heed and an ill name?" + +"I'se gang, my lamb," said the rough man, quite subdued; "I daur say +whisky will no pass my teeth the day." + +And so he went quietly away, and sat by Christie's fireside. + +Jean and Christie went toward the boats. + +Jean, after taking it philosophically for half a minute, began to +whimper. + +"What's wrang?" said Christie. + +"Div ye think my hairt's no in my mooth wi' you gripping yon fierce +robber?" + +Here a young fishwife, with a box in her hand, who had followed them, +pulled Jean by the coats. + +"Hets," said Jean, pulling herself free. + +The child then, with a pertinacity these little animals have, pulled +Christie's coats. + +"Hets," said Christie, freeing herself more gently. + +"Ye suld mairry Van Amburgh," continued Jean; "ye are just such a lass as +he is a lad." + +Christie smiled proudly, was silent, but did not disown the comparison. + +The little fishwife, unable to attract attention by pulling, opened her +box, and saying, "Lasses, I'll let ye see my presoner. Hech! he's +boenny!" pulled out a mouse by a string fastened to his tail and set him +in the midst for friendly admiration. + +"I dinna like it--I dinna like it!" screamed Christie. "Jean, put it +away--it fears me, Jean!" This she uttered (her eyes almost starting from +her head with unaffected terror) at the distance of about eight yards, +whither she had arrived in two bounds that would have done no discredit +to an antelope. + +"Het," said Jean, uneasily, "hae ye coowed you savage, to be scared at +the wee beastie?" + +Christie, looking askant at the animal, explained: "A moose is an awesome +beast--it's no like a mon!" and still her eye was fixed by fascination +upon the four-footed danger. + +Jean, who had not been herself in genuine tranquillity, now turned +savagely on the little Wombwelless. "An' div ye really think ye are to +come here wi' a' the beasts i' the Airk? Come, awa ye go, the pair o' +ye." + +These severe words, and a smart push, sent the poor little biped off +roaring, with the string over her shoulder, recklessly dragging the +terrific quadruped, which made fruitless grabs at the shingle.--_Moral._ +Don't terrify bigger folk than yourself. + +Christie had intended to go up to Edinburgh with her eighty pounds, but +there was more trouble in store this eventful day. + +Flucker went out after dinner, and left her with Sandy Liston, who was in +the middle of a yarn, when some one came running in and told her Flucker +was at the pier crying for her. She inquired what was the matter. "Come, +an' ye'll see," was all the answer. She ran down to the pier. There was +poor Flucker lying on his back; he had slipped from the pier into a boat +that lay alongside; the fall was considerable; for a minute he had been +insensible, then he had been dreadfully sick, and now he was beginning to +feel his hurt; he was in great anguish; nobody knew the extent of his +injuries; he would let nobody touch him; all his cry was for his sister. +At last she came; they all made way for her; he was crying for her as she +came up. + +"My bairn! my bairn!" cried she, and the poor little fellow smiled, and +tried to raise himself toward her. + +She lifted him gently in her arms--she was powerful, and affection made +her stronger; she carried him in her arms all the way home, and laid him +on her own bed. Willy Liston, her discarded suitor, ran for the surgeon. +There were no bones broken, but his ankle was severely sprained, and he +had a terrible bruise on the loins; his dark, ruddy face was streaked and +pale; but he never complained after he found himself at home. + +Christie hovered round him, a ministering angel, applying to him with a +light and loving hand whatever could ease his pain; and he watched her +with an expression she had never noticed in his eye before. + +At last, after two hours' silence, he made her sit in full view, and then +he spoke to her; and what think you was the subject of his discourse? + +He turned to and told her, one after another, without preface, all the +loving things she had done to him ever since he was five years old. Poor +boy, he had never shown much gratitude, but he had forgotten nothing, +literally nothing. + +Christie was quite overcome with this unexpected trait; she drew him +gently to her bosom, and wept over him; and it was sweet to see a brother +and sister treat each other almost like lovers, as these two began to +do--they watched each other's eye so tenderly. + +This new care kept the sister in her own house all the next day; but +toward the evening Jean, who knew her other anxiety, slipped in and +offered to take her place for an hour by Flucker's side; at the same time +she looked one of those signals which are too subtle for any but woman to +understand. + +Christie drew her aside, and learned that Gatty and his mother were just +coming through from Leith; Christie ran for her eighty pounds, placed +them in her bosom, cast a hasty glance at a looking-glass, little larger +than an oyster-shell, and ran out. + +"Hech! What pleased the auld wife will be to see he has a lass that can +mak auchty pund in a morning." + +This was Christie's notion. + +At sight of them she took out the banknotes, and with eyes glistening and +cheeks flushing she cried: + +"Oh, Chairles, ye'll no gang to jail--I hae the siller!" and she offered +him the money with both hands, and a look of tenderness and modesty that +embellished human nature. + +Ere he could speak, his mother put out her hand, and not rudely, but very +coldly, repelling Christie's arm, said in a freezing manner: + +"We are much obliged to you, but my son's own talents have rescued him +from his little embarrassment." + +"A nobleman has bought my picture," said Gatty, proudly. + +"For one hundred and fifty pounds," said the old lady, meaning to mark +the contrast between that sum and what Christie had in her hand. + +Christie remained like a statue, with her arms extended, and the +bank-notes in her hand; her features worked--she had much ado not to cry; +and any one that had known the whole story, and seen this unmerited +repulse, would have felt for her; but her love came to her aid, she put +the notes in her bosom, sighed and said: + +"I would hae likeit to hae been the first, ye ken, but I'm real pleased." + +"But, mother," said Gatty, "it was very kind of Christie all the same. +Oh, Christie!" said he, in a tone of despair. + +At this kind word Christie's fortitude was sore tried; she turned away +her head; she was far too delicate to let them know who had sent Lord +Ipsden to buy the picture. + +While she turned away, Mrs. Gatty said in her son's ear: + +"Now, I have your solemn promise to do it here, and at once; you will +find me on the beach behind these boats--do it." + +The reader will understand that during the last few days Mrs. Gatty had +improved her advantage, and that Charles had positively consented to obey +her; the poor boy was worn out with the struggle--he felt he must have +peace or die; he was thin and pale, and sudden twitches came over him; +his temperament was not fit for such a battle; and, it is to be observed, +nearly all the talk was on one side. He had made one expiring +struggle--he described to his mother an artist's nature; his strength, +his weakness--he besought her not to be a slave to general rules, but to +inquire what sort of a companion the individual Gatty needed; he lashed +with true but brilliant satire the sort of wife his mother was ready to +see him saddled with--a stupid, unsympathizing creature, whose ten +children would, by nature's law, be also stupid, and so be a weight on +him till his dying day. He painted Christie Johnstone, mind and body, in +words as true and bright as his colors; he showed his own weak points, +her strong ones, and how the latter would fortify the former. + +He displayed, in short, in one minute, more intellect than his mother had +exhibited in sixty years; and that done, with all his understanding, wit +and eloquence, he succumbed like a child to her stronger will--he +promised to break with Christie Johnstone. + +When Christie had recovered her composure and turned round to her +companions, she found herself alone with Charles. + +"Chairles," said she, gravely. + +"Christie," said he, uneasily. + +"Your mother does na like me. Oh, ye need na deny it; and we are na +together as we used to be, my lad." + +"She is prejudiced; but she has been the best of mothers to me, +Christie." + +"Aweel." + +"Circumstances compel me to return to England." + +(Ah, coward! anything but the real truth!) + +"Aweel, Chairles, it will no be for lang." + +"I don't know; you will not be so unhappy as I shall--at least I hope +not." + +"Hoow do ye ken that?" + +"Christie, do you remember the first night we danced together?" + +"Ay." + +"And we walked in the cool by the seaside, and I told you the names of +the stars, and you said those were not their real names, but nicknames we +give them here on earth. I loved you that first night." + +"And I fancied you the first time I set eyes on you." + +"How can I leave you, Christie? What shall I do?" + +"I ken what I shall do," answered Christie coolly; then, bursting into +tears, she added, "I shall dee! I shall dee!" + +"No! you must not say so; at least I will never love any one but you." + +"An' I'll live as I am a' my days for your sake. Oh, England! I hae +likeit ye sae weel, ye suld na rob me o' my lad--he's a' the joy I hae!" + +"I love you," said Gatty. "Do you love me?" + +All the answer was, her head upon his shoulder. + +"I can't do it," thought Gatty, "and I won't! Christie," said he, "stay +here, don't move from here." And he dashed among the boats in great +agitation. + +He found his mother rather near the scene of the late conference. + +"Mother," said he, fiercely, like a coward as he was, "ask me no more, my +mind is made up forever; I will not do this scoundrelly, heartless, +beastly, ungrateful action you have been pushing me to so long." + +"Take care, Charles, take care," said the old woman, trembling with +passion, for this was a new tone for her son to take with her. "You had +my blessing the other day, and you saw what followed it; do not tempt me +to curse an undutiful, disobedient, ungrateful son." + +"I must take my chance," said he, desperately, "for I am under a curse +any way! I placed my ring on her finger, and held up my hand to God and +swore she should be my wife; she has my ring and my oath, and I will not +perjure myself even for my mother." + +"Your ring! Not the ruby ring I gave you from your dead father's +finger--not that! not that!" + +"Yes! yes! I tell you yes! and if he was alive, and saw her, and knew her +goodness, he would have pity on me, but I have no friend; you see how ill +you have made me, but you have no pity; I could not have believed it; +but, since you have no mercy on me, I will have the more mercy on myself; +I marry her to-morrow, and put an end to all this shuffling and +maneuvering against an angel! I am not worthy of her, but I'll marry her +to-morrow. Good-by." + +"Stay!" said the old woman, in a terrible voice; "before you destroy me +and all I have lived for, and suffered, and pinched for, hear me; if that +ring is not off the hussy's finger in half an hour, and you my son again, +I fall on this sand and--" + +"Then God have mercy upon me, for I'll see the whole creation lost +eternally ere I'll wrong the only creature that is an ornament to the +world." + +He was desperate; and the weak, driven to desperation, are more furious +than the strong. + +It was by Heaven's mercy that neither mother nor son had time to speak +again. + +As they faced each other, with flaming eyes and faces, all self-command +gone, about to utter hasty words, and lay up regret, perhaps for all +their lives to come, in a moment, as if she had started from the earth, +Christie Johnstone stood between them! + +Gatty's words, and, still more, his hesitation, had made her quick +intelligence suspect. She had resolved to know the truth; the boats +offered every facility for listening--she had heard every word. + +She stood between the mother and son. + +They were confused, abashed, and the hot blood began to leave their +faces. + +She stood erect like a statue, her cheek pale as ashes, her eyes +glittering like basilisks, she looked at neither of them. + +She slowly raised her left hand, she withdrew a ruby ring from it, and +dropped the ring on the sand between the two. + +She turned on her heel, and was gone as she had come, without a word +spoken. + +They looked at one another, stupefied at first; after a considerable +pause the stern old woman stooped, picked up the ring, and, in spite of a +certain chill that the young woman's majestic sorrow had given her, said, +placing it on her own finger, "This is for your wife!!!" + +"It will be for my coffin, then," said her son, so coldly, so bitterly +and so solemnly that the mother's heart began to quake. + +"Mother," said he calmly, "forgive me, and accept your son's arm. + +"I will, my son!" + +"We are alone in the world now, mother." + +Mrs. Gatty had triumphed, but she felt the price of her triumph more than +her victory. It had been done in one moment, that for which she had so +labored, and it seemed that had she spoken long ago to Christie, instead +of Charles, it could have been done at any moment. + +Strange to say, for some minutes the mother felt more uneasy than her +son; she was a woman, after all, and could measure a woman's heart, and +she saw how deep the wound she had given one she was now compelled to +respect. + +Charles, on the other hand, had been so harassed backward and forward, +that to him certainty was relief; it was a great matter to be no longer +called upon to decide. His mother had said, "Part," and now Christie had +said, "Part"; at least the affair was taken out of his hands, and his +first feeling was a heavenly calm. + +In this state he continued for about a mile, and he spoke to his mother +about his art, sole object now; but after the first mile he became +silent, _distrait;_ Christie's pale face, her mortified air, when her +generous offer was coldly repulsed, filled him with remorse. Finally, +unable to bear it, yet not daring to speak, he broke suddenly from his +mother without a word, and ran wildly back to Newhaven; he looked back +only once, and there stood his mother, pale, with her hands piteously +lifted toward heaven. + +By the time he got to Newhaven he was as sorry for her as for Christie. +He ran to the house of the latter; Flucker and Jean told him she was on +the beach. He ran to the beach! he did not see her at first, but, +presently looking back, he saw her, at the edge of the boats, in company +with a gentleman in a boating-dress. He looked--could he believe his +eyes? he saw Christie Johnstone kiss this man's hand, who then, taking +her head gently in his two hands, placed a kiss upon her brow, while she +seemed to yield lovingly to the caress. + +Gatty turned faint, sick; for a moment everything swam before his eyes; +he recovered himself, they were gone. + +He darted round to intercept them; Christie had slipped away somewhere; +he encountered the man alone! + + + + +CHAPTER XV. + + +CHRISTIE'S situation requires to be explained. + +On leaving Gatty and his mother, she went to her own house. Flucker--who +after looking upon her for years as an inconvenient appendage, except at +dinnertime, had fallen in love with her in a manner that was half +pathetic, half laughable, all things considered--saw by her face she had +received a blow, and raising himself in the bed, inquired anxiously, +"What ailed her?" + +At these kind words, Christie Johnstone laid her cheek upon the pillow +beside Flucker's and said: + +"Oh, my laamb, be kind to your puir sister fra' this hoor, for she has +naething i' the warld noo but yoursel'." + +Flucker began to sob at this. + +Christie could not cry; her heart was like a lump of lead in her bosom; +but she put her arm round his neck, and at the sight of his sympathy she +panted heavily, but could not shed a tear--she was sore stricken. + +Presently Jean came in, and, as the poor girl's head ached as well as her +heart, they forced her to go and sit in the air. She took her creepie and +sat, and looked on the sea; but, whether she looked seaward or landward, +all seemed unreal; not things, but hard pictures of things, some moving, +some still. Life seemed ended--she had lost her love. + +An hour she sat in this miserable trance; she was diverted into a better, +because a somewhat less dangerous form of grief, by one of those trifling +circumstances that often penetrate to the human heart when inaccessible +to greater things. + +Willy the fiddler and his brother came through the town, playing as they +went, according to custom; their music floated past Christie's ears like +some drowsy chime, until, all of a sudden, they struck up the old English +air, "Speed the Plow." + +Now it was to this tune Charles Gatty had danced with her their first +dance the night they made acquaintance. + +Christie listened, lifted up her hands, and crying: + +"Oh, what will I do? what will I do?" burst into a passion of grief. + +She put her apron over her head, and rocked herself, and sobbed bitterly. + +She was in this situation when Lord Ipsden, who was prowling about, +examining the proportions of the boats, discovered her. + +"Some one in distress--that was all in his way." + +"Madam!" said he. + +She lifted up her head. + +"It is Christie Johnstone. I'm so glad; that is, I'm sorry you are +crying, but I'm glad I shall have the pleasure of relieving you;" and his +lordship began to feel for a check-book. + +"And div ye really think siller's a cure for every grief!" said Christie, +bitterly. + +"I don't know," said his lordship; "it has cured them all as yet." + +"It will na cure me, then!" and she covered her head with her apron +again. + +"I am very sorry," said he; "tell me" _(whispering),_ "what is it? poor +little Christie!" + +"Dinna speak to me; I think shame; ask Jean. Oh, Richard, I'll no be lang +in this warld!!!" + +"Ah!" said he, "I know too well what it is now; I know, by sad +experience. But, Christie, money will cure it in your case, and it shall, +too; only, instead of five pounds, we must put a thousand pounds or two +to your banker's account, and then they will all see your beauty, and run +after you." + +"How daur ye even to me that I'm seekin a lad?" cried she, rising from +her stool; "I would na care suppose there was na a lad in Britain." And +off she flounced. + +"Offended her by my gross want of tact," thought the viscount. + +She crept back, and two velvet lips touched his hand. That was because +she had spoken harshly to a friend. + +"Oh, Richard," said she, despairingly, "I'll no be lang in this warld." + +He was touched; and it was then he took her head and kissed her brow, and +said: "This will never do. My child, go home and have a nice cry, and I +will speak to Jean; and, rely upon me, I will not leave the neighborhood +till I have arranged it all to your satisfaction." + +And so she went--a little, a very little, comforted by his tone and +words. + +Now this was all very pretty; but then seen at a distance of fifty yards +it looked very ugly; and Gatty, who had never before known jealousy, the +strongest and worst of human passions, was ripe for anything. + +He met Lord Ipsden, and said at once, in his wise, temperate way: + +"Sir, you are a villain!" + +_Ipsden. "Plait-il?"_ + +_Gatty._ "You are a villain!" + +_Ipsden._ "How do you make that out?" + +_Gatty._ "But, of course, you are not a coward, too." + +_Ipsden (ironically)._ "You surprise me with your moderation, sir." + +_Gatty._ "Then you will waive your rank--you are a lord, I believe-and +give me satisfaction." + +_Ipsden._ "My rank, sir, such as it is, engages me to give a proper +answer to proposals of this sort; I am at your orders." + +_Gatty._ "A man of your character must often have been called to an +account by your victims, so--so--" (hesitating) "perhaps you will tell me +the proper course." + +_Ipsden. "I_ shall send a note to the castle, and the colonel will send +me down somebody with a mustache; I shall pretend to remember mustache, +mustache will pretend he remembers me; he will then communicate with your +friend, and they will arrange it all for us." + +_Gatty._ "And, perhaps, through your licentiousness, one or both of us +will be killed." + +_Ipsden._ "Yes! but we need not trouble our heads about that--the seconds +undertake everything." + +_Gatty._ "I have no pistols." + +_Ipsden._ "If you will do me the honor to use one of mine, it shall be at +your service." + +_Gatty._ "Thank you." + +_Ipsden._ "To-morrow morning?" + +_Gatty._ "No. I have four days' painting to do on my picture, I can't die +till it is finished; Friday morning." + +_Ipsden._ "(He is mad.) I wish to ask you a question, you will excuse my +curiosity. Have you any idea what we are agreeing to differ about?" + +_Gatty._ "The question does you little credit, my lord; that is to add +insult to wrong." + +He went off hurriedly, leaving Lord Ipsden mystified. + +He thought Christie Johnstone was somehow connected with it; but, +conscious of no wrong, he felt little disposed to put up with any insult, +especially from this boy, to whom he had been kind, he thought. + +His lordship was, besides, one of those good, simple-minded creatures, +educated abroad, who, when invited to fight, simply bow, and load two +pistols, and get themselves called at six; instead of taking down tomes +of casuistry and puzzling their poor brains to find out whether they are +gamecocks or capons, and why. + +As for Gatty, he hurried home in a fever of passion, begged his mother's +pardon, and reproached himself for ever having disobeyed her on account +of such a perfidious creature as Christie Johnstone. + +He then told her what he had seen, as distance and imagination had +presented it to him; to his surprise the old lady cut him short. + +"Charles," said she, "there is no need to take the girl's character away; +she has but one fault--she is not in the same class of life as you, and +such marriages always lead to misery; but in other respects she is a +worthy young woman--don't speak against her character, or you will make +my flesh creep; you don't know what her character is to a woman, high or +low." + +By this moderation, perhaps she held him still faster. + +Friday morning arrived. Gatty had, by hard work, finished his picture, +collected his sketches from nature, which were numerous, left by +memorandum everything to his mother, and was, or rather felt, as ready to +die as live. + +He had hardly spoken a word or eaten a meal these four days; his mother +was in anxiety about him. He rose early, and went down to Leith; an hour +later, his mother, finding him gone out, rose and went to seek him at +Newhaven. + +Meantime Flucker had entirely recovered, but his sister's color had left +her cheeks. The boy swore vengeance against the cause of her distress. + +On Friday morning, then, there paced on Leith Sands two figures. + +One was Lord Ipsden. + +The other seemed a military gentleman, who having swallowed the mess-room +poker, and found it insufficient, had added the ramrods of his company. + +The more his lordship reflected on Gatty, the less inclined he had felt +to invite a satirical young dog from barracks to criticise such a +_rencontre;_ he had therefore ordered Saunders to get up as a +field-marshal, or some such trifle, and what Saunders would have called +incomparable verticality was the result. + +The painter was also in sight. + +While he was coming up, Lord Ipsden was lecturing Marshal Saunders on a +point on which that worthy had always thought himself very superior to +his master--"Gentlemanly deportment." + +"Now, Saunders, mind and behave like a gentleman, or we shall be found +out." + +"I trust, my lord, my conduct--" + +"What I mean is, you must not be so overpoweringly gentleman-like as you +are apt to be; no gentleman is so gentleman as all that; it could not be +borne, _c'est suffoquant;_ and a white handkerchief is unsoldier-like, +and nobody ties a white handkerchief so well as that; of all the vices, +perfection is the most intolerable." His lordship then touched with his +cane the generalissimo's tie, whose countenance straightway fell, as +though he had lost three successive battles. + +Gatty came up. + +They saluted. + +"Where is your second, sir?" said the mare'chal. + +"My second?" said Gatty. "Ah! I forgot to wake him--does it matter?" + +"It is merely a custom," said Lord Ipsden, with a very slightly satirical +manner. "Savanadero," said he, "do us the honor to measure the ground, +and be everybody's second." + +Savanadero measured the ground, and handed a pistol to each combatant, +and struck an imposing attitude apart. + +"Are you ready, gentlemen?" said this Jack-o'-both-sides. + +"Yes!" said both. + +Just as the signal was about to be given, an interruption occurred. "I +beg your pardon, sir," said Lord Ipsden to his antagonist; "I am going to +take a _liberty--a great liberty_ with you, but I think you will find +your pistol is only at half cock." + +"Thank you, my lord; what am I to do with the thing?" + +"Draw back the cock so, and be ready to fire?" + +"So?" _Bang!_ + +He had touched the trigger as well as the cock, so off went the barker; +and after a considerable pause the field-marshal sprang yelling into the +air. + +"Hallo!" cried Mr. Gatty. + +"Ah! oh! I'm a dead man," whined the general. + +"Nonsense!" said Ipsden, after a moment of anxiety. "Give yourself no +concern, sir," said he, soothingly, to his antagonist--"a mere accident. +Mare'chal, reload Mr. Gatty's pistol." + +"Excuse me, my lord--" + +"Load his pistol directly," said his lordship, sternly; "and behave like +a gentleman." + +"My lord! my lord! but where shall I stand to be safe?" + +"Behind me!" + +The commander of division advanced reluctantly for Gatty's pistol. + +"No, my lord!" said Gatty, "it is plain I am not a fit antagonist; I +shall but expose myself--and my mother has separated us; I have lost +her--if you do not win her some worse man may; but, oh! if you are a man, +use her tenderly." + +"Whom?" + +"Christie Johnstone! Oh, sir, do not make her regret me too much! She was +my treasure, my consolation--she was to be my wife, she would have +cheered the road of life--it is a desert now. I loved her--I--I--" + +Here the poor fellow choked. + +Lord Ipsden turned round, and threw his pistol to Saunders, saying, +"Catch that, Saunders." + +Saunders, on the contrary, by a single motion changed his person from a +vertical straight line to a horizontal line exactly parallel with the +earth's surface, and the weapon sang innoxious over him. + +His lordship then, with a noble defiance of etiquette, walked up to his +antagonist and gave him his hand, with a motion no one could resist; for +he felt for the poor fellow. + +"It is all a mistake," said he. "There is no sentiment between La +Johnstone and me but mutual esteem. I will explain the whole thing. _I_ +admire _her_ for her virtue, her wit, her innocence, her goodness and all +that sort of thing; and _she,_ what _she_ sees in _me,_ I am sure I don't +know," added he, slightly shrugging his aristocratic shoulders. "Do me +the honor to breakfast with me at Newhaven." + +"I have ordered twelve sorts of fish at the 'Peacock,' my lord," said +Saunders. + +"Divine! (I hate fish) I told Saunders all would be hungry and none shot; +by the by, you are winged, I think you said, Saunders?" + +"No, my lord! but look at my trousers." + +The bullet had cut his pantaloons. + +"I see--only barked; so go and see about our breakfast." + +"Yes, my lord" _(faintly)._ + +"And draw on me for fifty pounds' worth of--new trousers." + +Yes, my lord" _(sonorously)._ + +The duelists separated, Gatty taking the short cut to Newhaven; he +proposed to take his favorite swim there, to refresh himself before +breakfast; and he went from his lordship a little cheered by remarks +which fell from him, and which, though vague, sounded friendly--poor +fellow, except when he had a brush in hand he was a dreamer. + +This viscount, who did not seem to trouble his head about class dignity, +was to convert his mother from her aristocratic tendencies or something. + +_Que sais-je?_ what will not a dreamer hope? + +Lord Ipsden strolled along the sands, and judge his surprise, when, +attended by two footmen, he met at that time in the morning Lady Barbara +Sinclair + +Lord Ipsden had been so disheartened and piqued by this lady's conduct +that for a whole week he had not been near her. This line of behavior +sometimes answers. + +She met him with a grand display of cordiality. + +She inquired, "Whether he had heard of a most gallant action, that, +coupled with another circumstance" _(here she smiled),_ "had in part +reconciled her to the age we live in?" + +He asked for further particulars. + +She then informed him "that a ship had been ashore on the rocks, that no +fisherman dared venture out, that a young gentleman had given them his +whole fortune, and so bribed them to accompany him; that he had saved the +ship and the men's lives, paid away his fortune, and lighted an odious +cigar and gone home, never minding, amid the blessings and acclamations +of a maritime population." + +A beautiful story she told him; so beautiful, in fact, that until she had +discoursed ten minutes he hardly recognized his own feat; but when he did +he blushed inside as well as out with pleasure. Oh! music of +music--praise from eloquent lips, and those lips the lips we love. + +The next moment he felt ashamed; ashamed that Lady Barbara should praise +him beyond his merits, as he conceived. + +He made a faint hypocritical endeavor to moderate her eulogium; this gave +matters an unexpected turn, Lady Barbara's eyes flashed defiance. + +"I say it was a noble action, that one nursed in effeminacy (as you all +are) should teach the hardy seamen to mock at peril--noble fellow!" + +"He did a man's duty, Barbara." + +"Ipsden, take care, you will make me hate you, if you detract from a deed +you cannot emulate. This gentleman risked his own life to save others--he +is a hero! I should know him by his face the moment I saw him. Oh, that I +were such a man, or knew where to find such a creature!" + +The water came into Lord Ipsden's eyes; he did not know what to say or +do; he turned away his head. Lady Barbara was surprised; her conscience +smote her. + +"Oh, dear," said she, "there now, I have given you pain--forgive me; we +can't all be heroes; dear Ipsden, don't think I despise you now as I +used. Oh, no! I have heard of your goodness to the poor, and I have more +experience now. There is nobody I esteem more than you, Richard, so you +need not look so." + +"Thank you, dearest Barbara." + +"Yes, and if you were to be such a goose as to write me another letter +proposing absurdities to me--" + +"Would the answer be different?" + +"Very different." + +"Oh, Barbara, would you accept?" + +"Why, of course not; but I would refuse civilly!" + +"Ah!" + +"There, don't sigh; I hate a sighing man. I'll tell you something that I +know will make you laugh." She then smiled saucily in his face, and said, +"Do you remember Mr.----?" + +_L'effronte'e!_ this was the earnest man. But Ipsden was a match for her +this time. "I think I do," said he; "a gentleman who wants to make John +Bull little again into John Calf; but it won't do." + +Her ladyship laughed. "Why did you not tell us that on Inch Coombe?" + +"Because I had not read _The Catspaw_ then." + +_"The Catspaw?_ Ah! I thought it could not be you. Whose is it?" + +"Mr. Jerrold's." + +"Then Mr. Jerrold is cleverer than you." + +"It is possible." + +"It is certain! Well, Mr. Jerrold and Lord Ipsden, you will both be glad +to hear that it was, in point of fact, a bull that confuted the advocate +of the Middle Ages; we were walking; he was telling me manhood was +extinct except in a few earnest men who lived upon the past, its +associations, its truth; when a horrid bull gave--oh--such a bellow! and +came trotting up. I screamed and ran--I remember nothing but arriving at +the stile, and lo, on the other side, offering me his arm with +_empressment_ across the wooden barrier was--" + +"Well?" + +"Well! don't you see?" + +"No--oh--yes, I see!--fancy--ah! Shall I tell you how he came to get +first over? He ran more earnestly than you." + +'It is not Mr. Jerrold this time, I presume," said her satirical +ladyship. + +"No! you cannot always have him. I venture to predict your ladyship on +your return home gave this mediaeval personage his _conge'."_ + +"No!" + +"No?" + +"I gave it him at the stile! Let us be serious, if you please; I have a +confidence to make you, Ipsden. Frankly, I owe you some apology for my +conduct of late; I meant to be reserved--I have been rude--but you shall +judge me. A year ago you made me some proposals; I rejected them because, +though I like you--" + +"You like me?" + +"I detest your character. Since then, my West India estate has been +turned into specie; that specie, the bulk of my fortune, placed on board +a vessel; that vessel lost, at least we think so--she has not been heard +of." + +"My dear cousin." + +"Do you comprehend that now I am cooler than ever to all young gentlemen +who have large incomes, and" (holding out her hand like an angel) "I must +trouble you to forgive me." + +He kissed her lovely hand. + +"I esteem you more and more," said he. "You ought, for it has been a hard +struggle to me not to adore you, because you are so improved, _mon +cousin."_ + +"Is it possible? In what respect?" + +"You are browner and charitabler; and I should have been very kind to +you--mawkishly kind, I fear, my sweet cousin, if this wretched money had +not gone down in the _Tisbe."_ + +"Hallo!" cried the viscount. + +"Ah!" squeaked Lady Barbara, unused to such interjections. + +"Gone down in what?" said Ipsden, in a loud voice. + +"Don't bellow in people's ears. The _Tisbe,_ stupid," cried she, +screaming at the top of her voice. + +"Ri tum, ti turn, ti tum, tum, tum, tiddy, iddy," went Lord Ipsden--he +whistled a polka. + +_Lady Barbara (inspecting him gravely)._ "I have heard it at a distance, +but I never saw how it was done before. _It is very, very pretty!!!!"_ + +_Ipsden. "Polkez-vous, madame?"_ + +_Lady Barb. "Si, je polke, Monsieur le Vicomte."_ + +They polked for a second or two. + +"Well, I dare say I am wrong," cried Lady Barbara, "but I like you better +now you are a downright--ahem!--than when you were only an insipid +non-intellectual--you are greatly improved." + +_Ips._ "In what respects?' + +_Lady Barb._ "Did I not tell you? browner and more impudent; but tell +me," said she, resuming her sly, satirical tone, "how is it that you, who +used to be the pink of courtesy, dance and sing over the wreck of my +fortunes?" + +"Because they are not wrecked." + +"I thought I told you my specie is gone down in the _Tisbe."_ + +_Ipsden._ "But the _Tisbe_ has not gone down." + +_Lady Barb._ "I tell you it is." + +_Ipsden._ "I assure you it is not." + +_Lady Barb._ "It is not?" + +_Ipsden._ "Barbara! I am too happy, I begin to nourish such sweet hopes +once more. Oh, I could fall on my knees and bless you for something you +said just now." + +Lady Barbara blushed to the temples. + +"Then why don't you?" said she. "All you want is a little enthusiasm." +Then recovering herself, she said: + +"You kneel on wet sand, with black trousers on; that will never be!!!" + +These two were so occupied that they did not observe the approach of a +stranger until he broke in upon their dialogue. + +An Ancient Mariner had been for some minutes standing off and on, +reconnoitering Lord Ipsden; he now bore down, and with great rough, +roaring cordiality, that made Lady Barbara start, cried out: + +"Give me your hand, sir--give me your hand, if you were twice a lord. + +"I couldn't speak to you till the brig was safe in port, and you slipped +away, but I've brought you up at last; and--give me your hand again, sir. +I say, isn't it a pity you are a lord instead of a sailor?" + +_Ipsden._ "But I am a sailor." + +_Ancient Mariner._ "That ye are, and as smart a one as ever tied a +true-lover's knot in the top; but tell the truth--you were never nearer +losing the number of your mess than that day in the old _Tisbe."_ + +_Lady Barb._ "The old _Tisbe!_ Oh!" + +_Ipsden._ "Do you remember that nice little lurch she gave to leeward as +we brought her round?" + +_Lady Barb._ "Oh, Richard!" + +_Ancient Mariner._ "And that reel the old wench gave under our feet, +north the pier-head. I wouldn't have given a washing-tub for her at that +moment." + +_Ipsden._ "Past danger becomes pleasure, sir. _Olim et hoec meminisse_--I +beg your pardon, sir." + +_Ancient Mariner (taking off his hat with feeling)._ "God bless ye, sir, +and send ye many happy days, and well spent, with the pretty lady I see +alongside; asking your pardon, miss, for parting pleasanter company--so +I'll sheer off." + +And away went the skipper of the _Tisbe,_ rolling fearfully. In the heat +of this reminiscence, the skipper of the yacht (they are all alike, blue +water once fairly tasted) had lost sight of Lady Barbara; he now looked +round. Imagine his surprise! + +Her ladyship was in tears. + +"Dear Barbara," said Lord Ipsden, "do not distress yourself on my +account." + +"It is not your fe-feelings I care about; at least, I h-h-hope not; but I +have been so unjust, and I prided myself so on my j-ju-justice." + +"Never mind!" + +"Oh! if you don't, I don't. I hate myself, so it is no wonder you h-hate +me." + +"I love you more than ever." + +"Then you are a good soul! Of course you know I always _l_-esteemed you, +Richard." + +"No! I had an idea you despised me!" + +"How silly you are! Can't you see? When I thought you were not +perfection, which you are now, it vexed me to death; you never saw me +affront any one but you?" + +"No, I never did! What does that prove?" + +"That depends upon the wit of him that reasons thereon." (Coming to +herself.) + +"I love you, Barbara! Will you honor me with your hand?" + +"No! I am not so base, so selfish. You are worth a hundred of me, and +here have I been treating you _de haut en bas._ Dear Richard, poor +Richard. Oh! oh! oh!" (A perfect flood of tears.) + +"Barbara! I regret nothing; this moment pays for all." + +"Well, then, I will! since you keep pressing me. There, let me go; I must +be alone; I must tell the sea how unjust I was, and how happy I am, and +when you see me again you shall see the better side of your cousin +Barbara." + +She was peremptory. "She had her folly and his merits to think over," she +said; but she promised to pass through Newhaven, and he should put her +into her pony-phaeton, which would meet her there. + +Lady Barbara was only a fool by the excess of her wit over her +experience; and Lord Ipsden's love was not misplaced, for she had a great +heart which she hid from little people. I forgive her! + +The resolutions she formed in company with the sea, having dismissed +Ipsden, and ordered her flunky into the horizon, will probably give our +viscount just half a century of conjugal bliss. + +As he was going she stopped him and said: "Your friend had browner hands +than I have hitherto conceived possible. _To tell the truth,_ I took them +for the claws of a mahogany table when he grappled you--is that the term? +_C'est e'gal_--I like him--" + +She stopped him again. "Ipsden, in the midst of all this that poor man's +ship is broken. I feel it is! You will buy him another, if you really +love me--for I like him." + +And so these lovers parted for a time; and Lord Ipsden with a bounding +heart returned to Newhaven. He went to entertain his late _vis-'a-vis_ at +the "Peacock." + +Meantime a shorter and less pleasant _rencontre_ had taken place between +Leith and that village. + +Gatty felt he should meet his lost sweetheart; and sure enough, at a turn +of the road Christie and Jean came suddenly upon him. + +Jean nodded, but Christie took no notice of him; they passed him; he +turned and followed them, and said, "Christie!" + +"What is your will wi' me?" said she, coldly. + +"I--I-- How pale you are!" + +"I am no very weel." + +"She has been watching over muckle wi' Flucker," said Jean. + +Christie thanked her with a look. + +"I hope it is not--not--" + +"Nae fears, lad," said she, briskly; "I dinna think that muckle o' ye." + +"And I think of nothing but you," said he. + +A deep flush crimsoned the young woman's brow, but she restrained +herself, and said icily: "Thaat's very gude o' ye, I'm sure." + +Gatty felt all the contempt her manners and words expressed. He bit his +lips. The tear started to his eye. "You will forget me," said he. "I do +not deserve to be remembered, but I shall never forget you. I leave for +England. I leave Newhaven forever, where I have been so happy. I am going +at three o'clock by the steamboat. Won't you bid me good-by?" He +approached her timidly. + +"Ay! that wull do," cried she; "Gude be wi' ye, lad; I wish ye nae ill." +She gave a commanding gesture of dismissal; he turned away, and went +sadly from her. She watched every motion when his back was turned. + +"That is you, Christie," said Jean; "use the lads like dirt, an' they +think a' the mair o' ye." + +"Oh, Jean, my hairt's broken. I'm just deeing for him." + +"Let me speak till him then," said Jean; "I'll sune bring him till his +marrow-banes;" and she took a hasty step to follow him. + +Christie held her fast. "I'd dee ere I'd give in till them. Oh, Jean! I'm +a lassie clean flung awa; he has neither hairt nor spunk ava, yon lad!" + +Jean began to make excuses for him. Christie inveighed against him. Jean +spoke up for him with more earnestness. + +Now observe, Jean despised the poor boy. + +Christie adored him. + +So Jean spoke for him, because women of every degree are often one solid +mass of tact; and Christie abused him, because she wanted to hear him +defended. + + + + +CHAPTER XVI. + + +RICHARD, LORD VISCOUNT IPSDEN, having dotted the seashore with sentinels, +to tell him of Lady Barbara's approach, awaited his guest in the +"Peacock"; but, as Gatty was a little behind time, he placed Saunders +sentinel over the "Peacock," and strolled eastward; as he came out of the +"Peacock," Mrs. Gatty came down the little hill in front, and also +proceeded eastward; meantime Lady Barbara and her escort were not far +from the New Town of Newhaven, on their way from Leith. + +Mrs. Gatty came down, merely with a vague fear. She had no reason to +suppose her son's alliance with Christie either would or could be +renewed, but she was a careful player and would not give a chance away; +she found he was gone out unusually early, so she came straight to the +only place she dreaded; it was her son's last day in Scotland. She had +packed his clothes, and he had inspired her with confidence by arranging +pictures, etc., himself; she had no idea he was packing for his departure +from this life, not Edinburgh only. + +She came then to Newhaven with no serious misgivings, for, even if her +son had again vacillated, she saw that, with Christie's pride and her own +firmness, the game must be hers in the end; but, as I said before, she +was one who played her cards closely, and such seldom lose. + +But my story is with the two young fishwives, who, on their return from +Leith, found themselves at the foot of the New Town, Newhaven, some +minutes before any of the other persons who, it is to be observed, were +approaching it from different points; they came slowly in, Christie in +particular, with a listlessness she had never, known till this last week; +for some days her strength had failed her--it was Jean that carried the +creel now--before, Christie, in the pride of her strength, would always +do more than her share of their joint labor. Then she could hardly be +forced to eat, and what she did eat was quite tasteless to her, and sleep +left her, and in its stead came uneasy slumbers, from which she awoke +quivering from head to foot. + +Oh! perilous venture of those who love one object with the whole heart. + +This great but tender heart was breaking day by day. + +Well, Christie and Jean, strolling slowly into the New Town of Newhaven, +found an assemblage of the natives all looking seaward; the fishermen, +except Sandy Liston, were away at the herring fishery, but all the boys +and women of the New Town were collected; the girls felt a momentary +curiosity; it proved, however, to be only an individual swimming in +toward shore from a greater distance than usual. + +A little matter excites curiosity in such places. + +The man's head looked like a spot of ink. + +Sandy Liston was minding his own business, lazily mending a skait-net, +which he had attached to a crazy old herring-boat hauled up to rot. + +Christie sat down, pale and languid, by him, on a creepie that a lass who +had been baiting a line with mussels had just vacated; suddenly she +seized Jean's arm with a convulsive motion; Jean looked up--it was the +London steamboat running out from Leith to Granton Pier to take up her +passengers for London. Charles Gatty was going by that boat; the look of +mute despair the poor girl gave went to Jean's heart; she ran hastily +from the group, and cried out of sight for poor Christie. + +A fishwife, looking through a telescope at the swimmer, remarked: "He's +coming in fast; he's a gallant swimmer, yon-- + +"Can he dee't?" inquired Christie of Sandy Liston. + +"Fine thaat," was the reply; "he does it aye o' Sundays when ye are at +the kirk." + +"It's no oot o' the kirk window ye'll hae seen him, Sandy, my mon," said +a young fishwife. + +"Rin for my glass ony way, Flucker," said Christie, forcing herself to +take some little interest. + +Flucker brought it to her, she put her hand on his shoulder, got slowly +up, and stood on the creepie and adjusted the focus of her glass; after a +short view, she said to Flucker: + +"Rin and see the nook." She then leveled her glass again at the swimmer. + +Flucker informed her the nook said "half eleven"--Scotch for "half past +ten." + +Christie whipped out a well-thumbed almanac. + +"Yon nook's aye ahint," said she. She swept the sea once more with her +glass, then brought it together with a click, and jumped off the stool. +Her quick intelligence viewed the matter differently from all the others. + +"Noow," cried she, smartly, "wha'll lend me his yawl?" + +"Hets! dinna be sae interferin', lassie," said a fishwife. + +"Hae nane o' ye ony spunk?" said Christie, taking no notice of the woman. +"Speak, laddies!" + +"M' uncle's yawl is at the pier-head; ye'll get her, my woman," said a +boy. + +"A schell'n for wha's first on board," said Christie, holding up the +coin. + +"Come awa', Flucker, we'll hae her schell'n;" and these two worthies +instantly effected a false start. + +"It's no under your jackets," said Christie, as she dashed after them +like the wind. + +"Haw! haw! haw!" laughed Sandy. + +"What's her business picking up a mon against his will?" said a woman. + +"She's an awfu' lassie," whined another. The examination of the swimmer +was then continued, and the crowd increased; some would have it he was +rapidly approaching, others that he made little or no way. + +"Wha est?" said another. + +"It's a lummy," said a girl. + +"Na! it's no a lummy," said another. + +Christie's boat was now seen standing out from the pier. Sandy Liston, +casting a contemptuous look on all the rest, lifted himself lazily into +the herring-boat and looked seaward. His manner changed in a moment. + +"The Deevil!" cried he; "the tide's turned! You wi' your glass, could you +no see yon man's drifting oot to sea?" + +"Hech!" cried the women, "he'll be drooned--he'll be drooned!" + +"Yes; he'll be drooned!" cried Sandy, "if yon lassie does na come +alongside him deevelich quick--he's sair spent, I doot." + +Two spectators were now added to the scene, Mrs. Gatty and Lord Ipsden. +Mrs. Gatty inquired what was the matter. + +"It's a mon drooning," was the reply. + +The poor fellow, whom Sandy, by aid of his glass, now discovered to be in +a wornout condition, was about half a mile east of Newhaven pier-head, +and unfortunately the wind was nearly due east. Christie was standing +north-northeast, her boat-hook jammed against the sail, which stood as +flat as a knife. + +The natives of the Old Town were now seen pouring down to the pier and +the beach, and strangers were collecting like bees. + +"After wit is everybody's wit!!!"--_Old Proverb._ + +The affair was in the Johnstone's hands. + +"That boat is not going to the poor man," said Mrs. Gatty, "it is turning +its back upon him." + +"She canna lie in the wind's eye, for as clever as she is," answered a +fishwife. + +"I ken wha it is," suddenly squeaked a little fishwife; "it's Christie +Johnstone's lad; it's yon daft painter fr' England. Hech!" cried she, +suddenly, observing Mrs. Gatty, "it's your son, woman." + +The unfortunate woman gave a fearful scream, and, flying like a tiger on +Liston, commanded him "to go straight out to sea and save her son." + +Jean Carnie seized her arm. "Div ye see yon boat?" cried she; "and div ye +mind Christie, the lass wha's hairt ye hae broken? aweel, woman--_it's +just a race between deeth and Cirsty Johnstone for your son._ + +The poor old woman swooned dead away; they carried her into Christie +Johnstone's house and laid her down, then hurried back--the greater +terror absorbed the less. + +Lady Barbara Sinclair was there from Leith; and, seeing Lord Ipsden +standing in the boat with a fisherman, she asked him to tell her what it +was; neither he nor any one answered her. + +"Why doesn't she come about, Liston ?" cried Lord Ipsden, stamping with +anxiety and impatience. + +"She'll no be lang," said Sandy; "but they'll mak a mess o' 't wi' ne'er +a man i' the boat." + +"Ye're sure o' thaat?" put in a woman. + +"Ay, about she comes," said Liston, as the sail came down on the first +tack. He was mistaken; they dipped the lug as cleverly as any man in the +town could. + +"Hech! look at her hauling on the rope like a mon," cried a woman. The +sail flew up on the other tack. + +"She's an awfu' lassie,". whined another. + +"He's awa," groaned Liston, "he's doon!" + +"No! he's up again," cried Lord Ipsden; "but I fear he can't live till +the boat comes to him." + +The fisherman and the viscount held on by each other. + +"He does na see her, or maybe he'd tak hairt." + +"I'd give ten thousand pounds if only he could see her. My God, the man +will be drowned under our eyes. If he but saw her!!!" + +The words had hardly left Lord Ipsden's lips, when the sound of a woman's +voice came like an AEolian note across the water. + +"Hurraih!" roared Liston, and every creature joined the cheer. + +"She'll no let him dee. Ah! she's in the bows, hailing him an' waving the +lad's bonnet ower her head to gie him coorage. Gude bless ye, lass; Gude +bless ye!" + +Christie knew it was no use hailing him against the wind, but the moment +she got the wind she darted into the bows, and pitched in its highest key +her full and brilliant voice; after a moment of suspense she received +proof that she must be heard by him, for on the pier now hung men and +women, clustered like bees, breathless with anxiety, and the moment after +she hailed the drowning man, she saw and heard a wild yell of applause +burst from the pier, and the pier was more distant than the man. She +snatched Flucker's cap, planted her foot on the gunwale, held on by a +rope, hailed the poor fellow again, and waved the cap round and round her +head, to give him courage; and in a moment, at the sight of this, +thousands of voices thundered back their cheers to her across the water. +Blow, wind--spring, boat--and you, Christie, still ring life toward those +despairing ears and wave hope to those sinking eyes; cheer the boat on, +you thousands that look upon this action; hurrah! from the pier; hurrah! +from the town; hurrah! from the shore; hurrah! now, from the very ships +in the roads, whose crews are swarming on the yards to look; five minutes +ago they laughed at you; three thousand eyes and hearts hang upon you +now; ay, these are the moments we live for! + +And now dead silence. The boat is within fifty yards, they are all three +consulting together round the mast; an error now is death; his forehead +only seems above water. + +"If they miss him on that tack?" said Lord Ipsden, significantly, to +Liston. + +"He'll never see London Brigg again," was the whispered reply. + +They carried on till all on shore thought they would run over him, or +past him; but no, at ten yards distant they were all at the sail, and had +it down like lightning; and then Flucker sprang to the bows, the other +boy to the helm. + +Unfortunately, there were but two Johnstones in the boat; and this boy, +in his hurry, actually put the helm to port, instead of to starboard. +Christie, who stood amidships, saw the error; she sprang aft, flung the +boy from the helm and jammed it hard-a-starboard with her foot. The boat +answered the helm, but too late for Flucker; the man was four yards from +him as the boat drifted by. + +"He's a deed mon!" cried Liston, on shore. + +The boat's length gave one more little chance; the after-part must drift +nearer him--thanks to Christie. Flucker flew aft; flung himself on his +back, and seized his sister's petticoats. + +"Fling yourself ower the gunwale," screamed he. "Ye'll no hurt; I'se haud +ye." + +She flung herself boldly over the gunwale; the man was sinking, her nails +touched his hair, her fingers entangled themselves in it, she gave him a +powerful wrench and brought him alongside; the boys pinned him like +wild-cats. + +Christie darted away forward to the mast, passed a rope round it, threw +it the boys, in a moment it was under his shoulders. Christie hauled on +it from the fore thwart, the boys lifted him, and they tumbled him, +gasping and gurgling like a dying salmon, into the bottom of the boat, +and flung net and jackets and sail over him to keep the life in him. + +Ah! draw your breath all hands at sea and ashore, and don't try it again, +young gentleman, for there was nothing to spare; when you were missed at +the bow two stout hearts quivered for you; Lord Ipsden hid his face in +his two hands, Sandy Liston gave a groan, and, when you were grabbed +astern, jumped out of his boat and cried: + +"A gill o' whisky for ony favor, for it's turned me as seeck as a doeg." +He added: "He may bless yon lassie's fowr banes, for she's ta'en him oot +o' Death's maw, as sure as Gude's in heaven!" + +Lady Barbara, who had all her life been longing to see perilous +adventures, prayed and trembled and cried most piteously; and Lord +Ipsden's back was to her, and he paid no attention to her voice; but when +the battle was won, and Lord Ipsden turned and saw her, she clung to his +arm and dried her tears; and then the Old Town cheered the boat, and the +New Town cheered the boat, and the towns cheered each other; and the +Johnstones, lad and lass, set their sail, and swept back in triumph to +the pier; so then Lady Barbara's blood mounted and tingled in her veins +like fire. "Oh, how noble!" cried she. + +"Yes, dearest," said Ipsden. "You have seen something great done at last; +and by a woman, too!" + +"Yes," said Barbara, "how beautiful! oh! how beautiful it all is; only +the next one I see I should like the danger to be over first, that is +all." + +The boys and Christie, the moment they had saved Gatty, up sail again for +Newhaven; they landed in about three minutes at the pier. + + +TIME. From Newhaven town to pier on foot: 1 m. 30 sec. First tack: 5 m. +30 sec. Second tack, and getting him on board: 4 m. 0 sec. Back to the +pier, going free: 3 m. 30 sec. + +Total: 14 m. 30 sec. + + +They came in to the pier, Christie sitting quietly on the thwart after +her work, the boy steering, and Flucker standing against the mast, hands +in his pockets; the deportment this young gentleman thought fit to assume +on this occasion was "complete apathy"; he came into port with the air of +one bringing home the ordinary results of his day's fishing; this was, I +suppose, to impress the spectators with the notion that saving lives was +an every-day affair with La Famille Johnstone; as for Gatty, he came to +himself under his heap of nets and jackets and spoke once between Death's +jaw and the pier. + +"Beautiful!" murmured he, and was silent. The meaning of this observation +never transpired, and never will in this world. Six months afterward, +being subjected to a searching interrogatory, he stated that he had +alluded to the majesty and freedom of a certain _pose_ Christie had +adopted while hailing him from the boat; but, reader, if he had wanted +you and me to believe it was this, he should not have been half a year +finding it out--_increduli odimus!_ They landed, and Christie sprang on +shore; while she was wending her way through the crowd, impeded by +greetings and acclamations, with every now and then a lass waving her +kerchief or a lad his bonnet over the heroine's head, poor Mrs. Gatty was +receiving the attention of the New Town; they brought her to, they told +her the good news--she thanked God. + +The whole story had spread like wildfire; they expostulated with her, +they told her now was the time to show she had a heart, and bless the +young people. + +She rewarded them with a valuable precept. + +"Mind your own business!" said she. + +"Hech! y' are a dour wife!" cried Newhaven. + +The dour wife bent her eyes on the ground. + +The people were still collected at the foot of the street, but they were +now in knots, when in dashed Flucker, arriving by a short cut, and +crying: "She does na ken, she does na ken, she was ower moedest to look, +I daur say, and ye'll no tell her, for he's a blackguard, an' he's just +making a fule o' the puir lass, and if she kens what she has done for +him, she'll be fonder o' him than a coow o' her cauf." + +"Oh, Flucker! we maun tell her, it's her lad, her ain lad, she saved," +expostulated a woman. + +"Did ever my feyther do a good turn till ye?" cried Flucker. "Awel, then, +ye'll no tell the lassie, she's weel as she is; he's gaun t' Enngland the +day. I cannie gie ye a' a hidin'," said he, with an eye that flashed +volumes of good intention on a hundred and fifty people; "but I am +feytherless and motherless, an' I can fa' on my knees an' curse ye a' if +ye do us sic an ill turn, an' then ye'll see whether ye'll thrive." + +"We'll no tell, Flucker, ye need na curse us ony way." + +His lordship, with all the sharp authority of a skipper, ordered Master +Flucker to the pier, with a message to the yacht; Flucker _qua_ yachtsman +was a machine, and went as a matter of course. "I am determined to tell +her," said Lord Ipsden to Lady Barbara. + +"But," remonstrated Lady Barbara, "the poor boy says he will curse us if +we do." + +"He won't curse me." + +"How do you know that?" + +"Because the little blackguard's grog would be stopped on board the yacht +if he did." + +Flucker had not been gone many minutes before loud cheering was heard, +and Christie Johnstone appeared convoyed by a large detachment of the Old +Town; she had tried to slip away, but they would not let her. They +convoyed her in triumph till they saw the New Town people, and then they +turned and left her. + +She came in among the groups, a changed woman--her pallor and her +listlessness were gone--the old light was in her eye, and the bright +color in her cheek, and she seemed hardly to touch the earth. + +"I'm just droukit, lasses," cried she, gayly, wringing her sleeve. Every +eye was upon her; did she know, or did she not know, what she had done? + +Lord Ipsden stepped forward; the people tacitly accepted him as the +vehicle of their curiosity. + +"Who was it, Christie?" + +"I dinna ken, for my pairt!" + +Mrs. Gatty came out of the house. + +"A handsome young fellow, I hope, Christie?" resumed Lord Ipsden. + +"Ye maun ask Flucker," was the reply. "I could no tak muckle notice, ye +ken," putting her hand before her eye, and half smiling. + +"Well! I hear he is very good-looking; and I hear you think so, too." + +She glided to him and looked in his face. He gave a meaning smile. The +poor girl looked quite perplexed. Suddenly she gave a violent start. + +"Christie! where is Christie?" had cried a well-known voice. He had +learned on the pier who had saved him--he had slipped up among the boats +to find her--he could not find his hat--he could not wait for it--his +dripping hair showed where he had been--it was her love whom she had just +saved out of Death's very jaws. + +She gave a cry of love that went through every heart, high or low, young +or old, that heard it. And she went to him, through the air it seemed; +but, quick as she was, another was as quick; the mother had seen him +first, and she was there. Christie saw nothing. With another cry, the +very keynote of her great and loving heart, she flung her arms +round--Mrs. Gatty, who was on the same errand as herself. + +"Hearts are not steel, and steel is bent; Hearts are not flint, and flint +is rent." + +The old woman felt Christie touch her. She turned from her son in a +moment and wept upon her neck. Her lover took her hand and kissed it, and +pressed it to his bosom, and tried to speak to her; but all he could do +was to sob and choke--and kiss her hand again. + +"My daughter!" sobbed the old woman. + +At that word Christie clasped her quickly; and then Christie began to +cry. + +"I am not a stone," cried Mrs. Gatty. + +"I gave him life; but you have saved him from death. Oh, Charles, never +make her repent what she has done for you." + +She was a woman, after all; and prudence and prejudice melted like snow +before her heart. + +There were not many dry eyes--least of all the heroic Lady Barbara's. + +The three whom a moment had made one were becoming calmer, and taking one +another's hands for life, when a diabolical sound arose--and what was it +but Sandy Liston, who, after furious resistance, was blubbering with +explosive but short-lived violence? Having done it, he was the first to +draw everybody's attention to the phenomenon; and affecting to consider +it a purely physical attack, like a _coup de soleil,_ or so on, he +proceeded instantly to Drysel's for his panacea. + +Lady Barbara enjoined Lord Ipsden to watch these people, and not to lose +a word they said; and, after she had insisted upon kissing Christie, she +went off to her carriage. And she too was so happy, she cried three +distinct times on her way to Edinburgh. + +Lord Ipsden, having reminded Gatty of his engagement, begged him to add +his mother and Christie to the party, and escorted Lady Barbara to her +phaeton. + +So then the people dispersed by degrees. + +"That old lady's face seems familiar to me," said Lord Ipsden, as he +stood on the little natural platform by the "Peacock." "Do you know who +she is, Saunders?" + +"It is Peggy, that was cook in your lordship's uncle's time, my lord. She +married a green-grocer," added Saunders, with an injured air. + +"Hech! hech!" cried Flucker, "Christie has ta'en up her head wi' a cook's +son." + +Mrs. Gatty was ushered into the "Peacock" with mock civility by Mr. +Saunders. No recognition took place, each being ashamed of the other as +an acquaintance. + +The next arrival was a beautiful young lady in a black silk gown, a plain +but duck-like plaid shawl, who proved to be Christie Johnstone, in her +Sunday attire. + +When they met, Mrs. Gatty gave a little scream of joy, and said: "Oh, my +child; if I had seen you in that dress, I should never have said a word +against you." + +"Pars minima est ipsa puella sui!" + +His lordship stepped up to her, took off his hat, and said: "Will Mrs. +Gatty take from me a commission for two pictures, as big as herself, and +as bonny?" added he, doing a little Scotch. He handed her a check; and, +turning to Gatty, added, "At your convenience, sir, _bien entendu."_ + +"Hech! it's for five hundred pund, Chairles." + +"Good gear gangs in little book,"* said Jean. + +*Bulk. + +"Ay, does it," replied Flucker, assuming the compliment. + +"My lord!" said the artist, "you treat Art like a prince; and she shall +treat you like a queen. When the sun comes out again, I will work for you +and fame. You shall have two things painted, every stroke loyally in the +sunlight. In spite of gloomy winter and gloomier London, I will try if I +can't hang nature and summer on your walls forever. As for me, you know I +must go to Gerard Dow and Cuyp, and Pierre de Hoogh, when my little sand +is run; but my handwriting shall warm your children's children's hearts, +sir, when this hand is dust." His eye turned inward, he walked to and +fro, and his companions died out of his sight--he was in the kingdom of +art. + +His lordship and Jean entered the "Peacock," followed by Flucker, who +merely lingered at the door to moralize as follows: + +"Hech! hech! isna thaat lamentable? Christie's mon's as daft as a drunk +weaver." + +But one stayed quietly behind, and assumed that moment the office of her +life. + +"Ay!" he burst out again, "the resources of our art are still unfathomed! +Pictures are yet to be painted that shall refresh men's inner souls, and +help their hearts against the artificial world; and charm the fiend away, +like David's harp!! The world, after centuries of lies, will give nature +and truth a trial. What a paradise art will be, when truths, instead of +lies, shall be told on paper, on marble, on canvas, and on the boards!!!" + +"Dinner's on the boarrd," murmured Christie, alluding to Lord Ipsden's +breakfast; "and I hae the charge o' ye," pulling his sleeve hard enough +to destroy the equilibrium of a flea. + +"Then don't let us waste our time here. Oh, Christie!" + +"What est, my laddy?" + +"I'm so preciously hungry!!!!" + +"C-way* then!" + +* Come away. + +Off they ran, hand in hand, sparks of beauty, love and happiness flying +all about them. + + + +CHAPTER XVII. + + +"THERE is nothing but meeting and parting in this world!" and you may be +sure the incongruous personages of our tale could not long be together. +Their separate paths had met for an instant in one focus, furnished then +and there the matter of an eccentric story, and then diverged forever. + +Our lives have a general current, and also an episode or two; and the +episodes of a commonplace life are often rather startling; in like manner +this tale is not a specimen, but an episode of Lord Ipsden and Lady +Barbara, who soon after this married and lived like the rest of the _beau +monde._ In so doing, they passed out of my hands; such as wish to know +how viscounts and viscountesses feed and sleep, and do the domestic (so +called), and the social (so called), are referred to the fashionable +novel. To Mr. Saunders, for instance, who has in the press one of those +cerberus-leviathans of fiction, so common now; incredible as folio to +future ages. Saunders will take you by the hand, and lead you over +carpets two inches thick--under rosy curtains--to dinner-tables. He will +_fete_ you, and opera you, and dazzle your young imagination with +_e'p'ergnes,_ and salvers, and buhl and ormolu. No fishwives or painters +shall intrude upon his polished scenes; all shall be as genteel as +himself. Saunders is a good authority; he is more in the society, and far +more in the confidence of the great, than most fashionable novelists. Mr. +Saunders's work will be in three volumes; nine hundred and ninety +pages!!!!!! + +In other words, this single work of this ingenious writer will equal in +bulk the aggregate of all the writings extant by Moses, David, Solomon, +Isaiah, and St. Paul!!! + +I shall not venture into competition with this behemoth of the _salon;_ I +will evaporate in thin generalities. + +Lord Ipsden then lived very happily with Lady Barbara, whose hero he +straightway became, and who nobly and poetically dotes upon him. He has +gone into political life to please her, and will remain there--to please +himself. They were both very grateful to Newhaven; when they married they +vowed to visit it twice a year, and mingle a fortnight's simple life with +its simple scenes; but four years have passed, and they have never been +there again, and I dare say never will; but when Viscount Ipsden falls in +with a brother aristocrat who is crushed by the fiend _ennui,_ he +remembers Aberford, and condenses his famous recipe into a two-edged +hexameter, which will make my learned reader laugh, for it is full of +wisdom: + +"Diluculo surgas! miseris succurrere discas!!" + +Flucker Johnstone meditated during breakfast upon the five hundred +pounds, and regretted he had not years ago adopted Mr. Gatty's +profession; some days afterward he invited his sister to a conference. +Chairs being set, Mr. Flucker laid down this observation, that near +relations should be deuced careful not to cast discredit upon one +another; that now his sister was to be a lady, it was repugnant to his +sense of right to be a fisherman and make her ladyship blush for him; on +the contrary, he felt it his duty to rise to such high consideration that +she should be proud of him. + +Christie acquiesced at once in this position, but professed herself +embarrassed to know how such a "ne'er-do-weel" was to be made a source of +pride; then she kissed Flucker, and said, in a tone somewhat inconsistent +with the above, "Tell me, my laamb!" + +Her lamb informed her that the sea has many paths; some of them +disgraceful, such as line or net fishing, and the periodical laying down, +on rocky shoals, and taking up again, of lobster-creels; others, superior +to anything the dry land can offer in importance and dignity and general +estimation, such as the command of a merchant vessel trading to the East +or West Indies. Her lamb then suggested that if she would be so good as +to launch him in the merchant-service, with a good rig of clothes and +money in his pocket, there was that in his head which would enable him to +work to windward of most of his contemporaries. He bade her calculate +upon the following results: In a year or two he would be second mate, and +next year first mate, and in a few years more skipper! Think of that, +lass! Skipper of a vessel, whose rig he generously left his sister free +to determine; premising that two masts were, in his theory of navigation, +indispensable, and that three were a great deal more like Cocker than +two. This led to a general consultation; Flucker's ambition was discussed +and praised. That modest young gentleman, in spite of many injunctions to +the contrary, communicated his sister's plans for him to Lord Ipsden, and +affected to doubt their prudence. The bait took; Lord Ipsden wrote to his +man of business, and an unexpected blow fell upon the ingenious Flucker. +He was sent to school; there to learn a little astronomy, a little +navigation, a little seamanship, a little manners, etc.; in the mysteries +of reading and writing his sister had already perfected him by dint of +"the taws." This school was a blow; but Flucker was no fool; he saw there +was no way of getting from school to sea without working. So he literally +worked out to sea. His first voyage was distinguished by the following +peculiarities: Attempts to put tricks upon this particular novice +generally ended in the laugh turning against the experimenters; and +instead of drinking his grog, which he hates, he secreted it, and sold it +for various advantages. He has been now four voyages. When he comes +ashore, instead of going to haunts of folly and vice, he instantly bears +up for his sister's house--Kensington Gravel-pits--which he makes in the +following manner: He goes up the river--Heaven knows where all--this he +calls running down the longitude; then he lands, and bears down upon the +Gravel-pits; in particular knowledge of the names of streets he is +deficient, but he knows the exact bearings of Christie's dwelling. He +tacks and wears according as masonry compels him, and he arrives at the +gate. He hails the house, in a voice that brings all the inhabitants of +the row to their windows, including Christie; he is fallen upon and +dragged into the house. The first thing is, he draws out from his boots, +and his back, and other hiding-places, China crape and marvelous silk +handkerchiefs for Christie; and she takes from his pocket a mass of +Oriental sugar-plums, with which, but for this precaution, she knows by +experience he would poison young Charley; and soon he is to be seen +sitting with his hand in his sister's, and she lookng like a mother upon +his handsome, weather-beaten face, and Gatty opposite, adoring him as a +specimen of male beauty, and sometimes making furtive sketches of him. +And then the tales he always brings with him; the house is never very +dull, but it is livelier than ever when this inexhaustible sailor casts +anchor in it. + +The friends (chiefly artists) who used to leave at 9:30, stay till +eleven; for an intelligent sailor is better company than two lawyers, two +bishops, three soldiers, and four writers of plays and tales, all rolled +together. And still he tells Christie he shall command a vessel some day, +and leads her to the most cheering inferences from the fact of his +prudence and his general width-awake; in particular he bids her contrast +with him the general fate of sailors, eaten up by land-sharks, +particularly of the female gender, whom he demonstrates to be the worst +enemies poor Jack has; he calls these sunken rocks, fire-ships and other +metaphors. He concludes thus: "You are all the lass I mean to have till +I'm a skipper, and then I'll bear up alongside some pretty, decent lass, +like yourself, Christie, and we'll sail in company all our lives, let the +wind blow high or low." Such is the gracious Flucker become in his +twentieth year. Last voyage, with Christie's aid, he produced a sextant +of his own, and "made it twelve o'clock" (with the sun's consent, I +hope), and the eyes of authority fell upon him. So, who knows? perhaps he +may one day, sail a ship; and, if he does, he will be prouder and happier +than if we made him monarch of the globe. + +To return to our chiefs; Mrs. Gatty gave her formal consent to her son's +marriage with Christie Johnstone. + +There were examples. Aristocracy had ere now condescended to wealth; +earls had married women rich by tallow-importing papas; and no doubt, had +these same earls been consulted in Gatty's case, they would have decided +that Christie Johnstone, with her real and funded property, was not a +villainous match for a green grocer's son, without a rapp;* but Mrs. +Gatty did not reason so, did not reason at all, luckily, her heart ran +away with her judgment, and, her judgment ceasing to act, she became a +wise woman. + +*A diminutive German coin. + +The case was peculiar. Gatty was a artist _pur sang_--and Christie, who +would not have been the wife for a _petit maitre,_ was the wife of wives +for him. + +He wanted a beautiful wife to embellish his canvas, disfigured hitherto +by an injudicious selection of models; a virtuous wife to be his crown; a +prudent wife to save him from ruin; a cheerful wife to sustain his +spirits, drooping at times by virtue of his artist's temperament; an +intellectual wife to preserve his children from being born dolts and bred +dunces, and to keep his own mind from sharpening to one point, and so +contracting and becoming monomaniacal. And he found all these qualities, +together with the sun and moon of human existence--true love and true +religion--in Christie Johnstone. + +In similar cases, foolish men have set to work to make, in six months, +their diamond of nature, the exact cut and gloss of other men's pastes, +and, nervously watching the process, have suffered torture; luckily +Charles Gatty was not wise enough for this; he saw nature had +distinguished her he loved beyond her fellows; here, as elsewhere, he had +faith in nature--he believed that Christie would charm everybody of eye, +and ear, and mind, and heart, that approached her; he admired her as she +was, and left her to polish herself, if she chose. He did well; she came +to London with a fine mind, a broad brogue, a delicate ear; she observed +how her husband's friends spoke, and in a very few months she had toned +down her Scotch to a rich Ionic coloring, which her womanly instinct will +never let her exchange for the thin, vinegar accents that are too +prevalent in English and French society; and in other respects she +caught, by easy gradation, the tone of the new society to which her +marriage introduced her, without, however, losing her charming self. + +The wise dowager lodges hard by, having resisted an invitation to be in +the same house; she comes to that house to assist the young wife with her +experience, and to be welcome--not to interfere every minute, and tease +her; she loves her daughter-in-law almost as much as she does her son, +and she is happy because he bids fair to be an immortal painter, and, +above all, a gentleman; and she, a wifely wife, a motherly mother, and, +above all, a lady. + +This, then, is a happy couple. Their life is full of purpose and +industry, yet lightened by gayety; they go to operas, theaters and balls, +for they are young. They have plenty of society, real society, not the +ill-assorted collection of a predetermined number of bodies, that blindly +assumes that name, but the rich communication of various and fertile +minds; they very, very seldom consent to squat four mortal hours on one +chair (like old hares stiffening in their hot forms), and nibbling, +sipping and twaddling in four mortal hours what could have been eaten, +drunken and said in thirty-five minutes. They are both artists at heart, +and it shocks their natures to see folks mix so very largely the +_inutile_ with the _insipidum,_ and waste, at one huge but barren +incubation, the soul, and the stomach, and the irrevocable hours, things +with which so much is to be done. But they have many desirable +acquaintances, and not a few friends; the latter are mostly lovers of +truth in their several departments, and in all things. Among them are +painters, sculptors, engineers, writers, conversers, thinkers; these +acknowledging, even in England, other gods besides the intestines, meet +often _chez_ Gatty, chiefly for mental intercourse; a cup of tea with +such is found, by experience, to be better than a stalled elk where +chit-chat reigns over the prostrate hours. + +This, then, is a happy couple; the very pigeons and the crows need not +blush for the nest at Kensington Gravel-pits. There the divine +institution Marriage takes its natural colors, and it is at once pleasant +and good to catch such glimpses of Heaven's design, and sad to think how +often this great boon, accorded by God to man and woman, must have been +abused and perverted, ere it could have sunk to be the standing butt of +farce-writers, and the theme of weekly punsters. + +In this pair we see the wonders a male and female can do for each other +in the sweet bond of holy wedlock. In that blessed relation alone two +interests are really one, and two hearts lie safe at anchor side by side. + +Christie and Charles are friends--for they are man and wife. + +Christie and Charles are lovers still--for they are man and wife. + +Christie and Charles are one forever--for they are man and wife. + +This wife brightens the house, from kitchen to garret, for her husband; +this husband works like a king for his wife's comfort, and for his own +fame--and that fame is his wife's glory. When one of these expresses or +hints a wish, the other's first impulse is to find the means, not the +objections. + +They share all troubles, and, by sharing, halve them. + +They share all pleasures, and, by sharing, double them. + +They climb the hill together now, and many a canty day they shall have +with one another; and when, by the inevitable law, they begin to descend +toward the dark valley, they will still go hand in hand, smiling so +tenderly, and supporting each other with a care more lovely than when the +arm was strong and the foot firm. + +On these two temperate lives old age will descend lightly, gradually, +gently, and late--and late upon these evergreen hearts, because they are +not tuned to some selfish, isolated key; these hearts beat and ring with +the young hearts of their dear children, and years hence papa and mamma +will begin life hopefully, wishfully, warmly again with each loved novice +in turn. + +And when old age does come, it will be no calamity to these, as it is to +you, poor battered beau, laughed at by the fair ninnies who erst laughed +with you; to you, poor follower of salmon, fox, and pheasant, whose +joints are stiffening, whose nerve is gone--whose Golgotha remains; to +you, poor faded beauty, who have staked all upon man's appetite, and not +accumulated goodness or sense for your second course; to you, poor +drawing-room wit, whose sarcasm has turned to venom and is turning to +drivel. + +What terrors has old age for this happy pair? it cannot make them ugly, +for, though the purple light of youth recedes, a new kind of tranquil +beauty, the aloe-blossom of many years of innocence, comes to, and sits +like a dove upon, the aged faces, where goodness, sympathy and +intelligence have harbored together so long; and where evil passions have +flitted (for we are all human), but found no resting-place. + +Old age is no calamity to them. It cannot terrify them; for ere they had +been married a week the woman taught the man, lover of truth, to search +for the highest and greatest truths in a book written for men's souls by +the Author of the world, the sea, the stars, the sun, the soul; and this +book, _Dei gratia,_ will, as the good bishop sings, + +"Teach them to live that they may dread The grave as little as their +bed." + +It cannot make them sad, for, ere it comes loved souls will have gone +from earth and from their tender bosom, but not from their memories; and +will seem to beckon them now across the cold valley to the golden land. + +It cannot make them sad, for on earth the happiest must drink a sorrowful +cup more than once in a long life, and so their brightest hopes will have +come to dwell habitually on things beyond the grave; and the great +painter, _jam Senex,_ will chiefly meditate upon a richer landscape and +brighter figures than human hand has ever painted; a scene whose glories +he can see from hence but by glimpses and through a glass darkly; the +great meadows on the other side of Jordan, which are bright with the +spirits of the just that walk there, and are warmed with an eternal sun, +and ring with the triumph of the humble and the true, and the praises of +God forever. + + + + + +End of The Project Gutenberg Etext Christie Johnstone, by Charles Reade + diff --git a/old/crsti10.zip b/old/crsti10.zip Binary files differnew file mode 100644 index 0000000..cf76a2c --- /dev/null +++ b/old/crsti10.zip |